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The Bird Feeder
THE BIRD FEEDER >I bought a bird feeder. >I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. Within a week we >had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free >and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests >in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue. >Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, >the table...everywhere. Then some of the birds turned mean: They would >dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my >own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud: They sat on the >feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and >demanded that I fill it when it got low on food. After a while, I >couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. I took down the bird >feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess >and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio. Soon, >the back yard was
"friends" Vs. "southern" Friends
"FRIENDS" VS. "SOUTHERN" FRIENDS FRIENDS: Never ask for food. SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Always bring the food. FRIENDS: Will say "hello". SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss. FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Cry with you. FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave. SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing, and just being together. FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' back-ends that left you. FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" FRIENDS: Are for a while. SOUTHREN FRIENDS: Are for life.
Poetry
Life wouldn’t be the same, without no early morning sun. The one that I can’t look at The one that makes my eyes run. Life wouldn’t be the same, without the daily rain Freezing cold against my skin Leaving face and hands in pain. And if it wasn’t for the snow and wind, My winter clothes would be binned No longer would that woollen dress Around the curves of my body caress Nor would my simple figure be Buried far below for none to see Yet in the summer when the heat reaches its brink I’m not worshipping the sun as you may think For in the summer the nights are warm And it is in the evening that I do dawn Although I know I have chose Never to see the summer sun full rose But hidden beneath my cloak, right here I try to remember and shed a tear. The stranger stood across the room. His stare, like ice, penetrating my gloom. I didn't want company. Not that night I didn't find him a welcoming sight. And yet here He stood. In my space His intentions clear,
Fema
FEMA is the biggest joke of all. I've lost everything due to katrina. I've received money from FEMA right after the storm and now they sent me to collections with no notification. I was turned over to collections March 2006. I am just being notified by their collections agency that I am about to be turned over to the Department of Treasury if I do not pay it soon. You know there are a lot of people out there who received money who should not have. I did everything right and this is what i get. Maybe i should start popping out babies and living off the system. That seems to be the only way to get help in this country.
Dumb People

Did You Know This????
"Davis, William C," wrote something to think about. A Little known Black History Fact. This information can also be found in the African American Archives at the Smithsonian Institute. Although not taught in American learning institutions and literature, it is noted in most Black history professional circles and literature, that the origin of the term "picnic" derives from the acts of lynching African -Americans. The word "picnic" is rooted from the whole theme of "Pick A Nigger. This is where individuals would "Pic" a Black Person to lynch and make this into a family gathering. There would be music and a "picnic" "Nic" being the white acronym for nigger.") Scenes of this were depicted in the movie "Rosewood" We should choose to use other words like "Barbecue" or outing instead of the word picnic I do believe that the "N" word falls in the same category The "N" word is a vulgar and derogatory word used in the same malicious manner by slaveowners as the wo
Did You Know This????
Did You Know This??
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better.If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.If you cry, you're a wimp.If you don't, you're insensitive.If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.If she asks you, it's a favor.If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.If you don't, you're a slob.If you buy her flowers, you're after something.If you don't, you're not thoughtful.If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egoti
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News From Fatz!
Hey guys n girls!!! So I've been MIA for a few and hope to get back to being REGULAR on CT. I posted quite a few new pics... go check em out n rate em!!! Lots of love FATZ
Im The Real Gentlement Here
Life At Walmart
life at walmart has bn really stressfull they think we can do it all w/very little help more more more they want and w/bn a single mom 2 i have bn stresses out lately getn lots of migranes so much fun u alll have a gud day
Holla...
someday everything will make perfect sense, so for now laugh at the confusion, smile through the tears, and keep reminding your self every thing happens for a reason...
Bull Sh@#
you know i get tired of all the crap that is going on today. some people shoud just take a step back so that thay can get punched in the face. sorry nothing to yall but damn if you dont like somthing change it. dont bitch about it.
Tattoos, Art And That Other Artsy Shit
i'm a published artist and poet, looking to expand my artistic boundaries beyond the paper and canvas, by going into Tattoo Design or working with tattoos. i'm just thinking of what my parents and the church's reaction will be. But i've always enjoyed art and skin, so this is my chance to follow a "taboo". i wouldn't mind being the first devoutly religious Tattoo artist. i'm sure there are other christian tattoo artists. i just can't think of how to explain this to other people in my church. cause i eventually want to open either my own art studio or tattoo parlor. i wouldn't be open on Saturday's, due to my religious beliefs. Hello, my name is Stephen, a.k.a. Pilgrim Knoughts. This is my list of movies to rent and watch for in January. I'm not a professional film critic, just a film buff who likes to share what I consider to be good films.
Luv
luv really sux what 2 do when u luv someone so much u dont want them ever 2 go away,u need them in ur life.i have a bf but i have fallin 4 another i think about him all the time i never can get him off my mind or out of my heart but i have bn w/the other 4 about a year now but he doesnt make me feel like i do when im w/the other......this suxs
Why Me
Ok, hope everyone had a great weekend, so now yesterday i got to order my tickets for ozzfest:) I'm so excited, can't wait to go. It's been a wonderful weekend, it was my weekend off and me an my ol'man got to spend some serious time together, it was great cause it was just me an him, the girls went to their dads, missed them, but don't get much time with my ol'man without there always being something to do and this past weekend we both got to stay home and just enjoy each others company. it's what makes it all worth while. neways I'd say today was'nt so bad either it has went by pretty quick, and none of my residents really gave me a hard time for a change, gotta love that. O.K. so it's been about a week and it aint been that bad i guess. well lets start off with me an matt went to the GodSmack concert last night and i had a blast!!!! I love the fact that when there's a good band coming to town that he wants to go see, he always chooses me to go with. It's about the only thi
Wetlips
Wish Me Luck
Caveat Emptor
The story behind noradsanta.org
*~new~* Remember The Wounded....
I have gotten alot of requests to see my pics and friend adds but heres the problem..... Alot of people have pics of everything EXCEPT their face!! WTF is up with that?? I am going to go throu my fiends and check new ones from now on.... No Salute No Access my Folders and Risk being taken off my friends list.... now if you got a few pics of you and no salute then your prob fine but no more people without pics of them or pics that are not everyday pics that show your real...if you have a modeling or not really you looking pic and thats it then you will prob be deleted..... I like to see who sees my pics just like u like to see my pics so salutes or more then 2 pics of YOU & your Face not just body parts need to be uploaded!! Everyone will also be happy to see who u really are too :) thanks
Always Remember....
Create Your Own
Ive Been Away
To any of you who have noticed i havent replied to your messages or comments. Its because Im out of the country at the moment. Im currently in Vancouver. And before that I spend a week in Venice Beach. Anyway, i havent forgotten about you guys. I will be home in about another week, and I will get back in touch with you all. Take care.
A Compilation Of My Favorite Song Lyrics
This song was actually dedicated to me, making it funnier to me than it was to begin with. . . I judge by what she's wearing Just how many heads I'm tearing Off of assholes coming onto her Each night seems like it's getting worse And I wish she'd take the night off So I don't have to fight off Every asshole coming onto her It happens every night she works They'll go and ask the DJ To find out just what would she say If they all tried coming on to her Don't they know it's never going to work? They think they'll get inside her With every drink they buy her As they all try coming on to her This time somebody's gettin' hurt Here comes the next contestant Is that your hand on my girlfriend? Is that your hand? I wish you'd do it again (I'll watch you leave here limping) And I wish you'd do it all again (I'll watch you leave here limping) There goes the next contestant And I even feel the ladies They're cool but twice as crazy Just as bad for coming onto h
Life
It's been a bad weekend. My mom went into the hosplital again They don't know whats worng with her . she is out now, but im still so worried. my parents are 65 and they still fight and my dad has COPD and infusima and only one lung and is on oxygen and they were fighting and yelling today and my sister and mour kids were there to see it everyone is so upset and stressed in my family. I just don't know what to do anymore. i just thought blogging about it might help. i try to be kind to everyone on here and in real life and it seems like i just get used and ranover sometimes. People that i thought i was close to seem to be slippin gaway is it even worth it ? just my thoughts ..... I will be gone from here for awhile. I'm not sure how long. I have some things I need to take care of. thx IM MOVING TOM! JUNE 6TH... NOT SURE WHEN I WILL HAVE MY INTERNET BACK UP JUST FYI TO ALL MY FRIENDS,FANS AND FAMILY. PLEASE DROP ME SOME COMMENTS IN MY GIVAWAY....JUST CLICK THE PIC LINK UNDER THE
Canadian Hippy
A Wonderful Woman
Please help me win my first contest go to the link below and comment bomb the heck out of my pic. I will do the same for you some day. Myspace Thank You Comments A simple bitch will tell you not to fight, its not worth it. *A real bitch will say beat her ass, Then look at the crowd & say bet nobody jump in. A simple bitch will let another bitch know she can back the fuck up or get knock the fuck out. * A real bitch will just knock her the fuck out A simple bitch tells you when she's had enough to drink *A real bitch tells you we need another shot, we bout to get fucked up A simple bitch goes to the club with you and sits down. * A real bitch goes to the club with you & say's lets show these simple bitches how we do it. A simple bitch hates it when you call after they've gone to bed. * A real bitch pops up at your house, talking bout I know you ain't in the bed, on a clubnight! A simple bitch seeks to talk with you about your problems. *A real bitch seeks
Sorry Everyone Really
Hey Everyone, If I came you your page and left without showing love I am so sorry, my mouse shouts all over the place and I have to have it fixed. Just so you know I wasn't being rude really I am a people person and love talking to ya all, so if I come to your page and did not show love please just let me know and I will be right there , Take care and have a great day. Deb. It's been a while...and with the new site changes, I thought it would be a great time to put out the FUBAR support blogs. Some new nifty site features and links...and some new information as well. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Vault http://fubar.com/blog/60737 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Underage Reporting http://fubar.com/blog/60737/324322 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mumm Drama http://fubar.com/blog/60737/430810 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ NSFW Repost of SCRAPPERS blogs http:
I'm Am Now A Cherry Grunt
Who doesn't need to get laid right? Maybe I can find someone. lol THANK YOU.... Grunts like Tim Allen!! grunt grunt grunt!!!
Evanescence/googoodoll Fans In Buffalo
If anyone's going to see AMY and the gang in early August (I think the first Friday or something like that), and either have an extra ticket, OR want a pal to go with (and we need to get tix, if still available), let me know. My niece was going to be my 'date' but she's not coming into town now until after concert is over :-( FRIDAY, Jun 8, 2007 The Goo Goo Dolls are performing on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno tonight!
Racing
mommas goin to be a race car driver Current mood: excited ok here's the story. On may 5 my hubby held a race in temple texas. Things went great. Towards the end of the day one of the guys that was at the event had to shut his car down due to a water leak. Well he was so pumped from makin a few passes with his car that he didnt want to watch. so he cranked up his dodge and was ready to race. See this is where i opened my mouth and told him i would race him. I was jokin but the hubby said u talked the talk ur walkin the walk. I freak out about now tryin to come up with reasons why i cant race, doesnt fly. Dave unhitches the truck from the trailer and im off to tech. Got the ok and im lined up next to Mike. Hands sweatin and legs shakin. I do my burn out yes i pulled it off. pull up to the lights and one stage then two and the tree is on and im gone....wooooohoooooo. I end up racin three times and let me tell you it was a rush like nothin i ever felt. I LOVED
I Dont Know
what is sup wit everyone??? me nuttin i am bein bored
Bigger Boobies... Joke!
Subject: big boobs A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargement. He tells her, 'Every day when you get out of the shower, rub the top of your nipples and say, 'Scooby dooby dooby. I want bigger boobies.' She did this every day faithfully and after several months ... It worked! She grew great boobs! One night she went to a party, got trashed, and went home with some strange guy. In the morning when she woke up, she didn't know where she was, so she took a shower and left for work. On the bus she realized that she had forgotten to do her morning ritual. At this point she loved her boobs and didn't want to lose them, so she got up in the middle of the bus and said, 'Scooby dooby dooby, I want bigger boobies.' A guy sitting nearby asked her, 'Do you go to Dr. Smith by any chance?' 'Why, yes, I do. How did you know?' 'Hickory dickory dock ...'
September
you dragged me around for many a day now telling me lies making promises you wont keep i wish for your sake your mind will change that we wont do this on this cold september day everytime you say you love me i dont know what to think when you say i love you its always someone else you mean to say it too im walking down the street love is in the air i take a deep breath and realize your not in the air our days our over we should have know it from the start emptiness has filled me since the day we said i do that lonely september day i whispered the words i do that was the day when i realized love wasnt for me nor for you
F*cked Up Beyond All Recognition
Stick to what you know / Don't try to break new ground / idiot / Stick to your guns / Don't try to be someone / That you're not / Stick to the plan / Don't quit your day job / Man / Keep it simple / Stupid / I should kill you just on principle / Moron / Sticks and stones might break some bones / But words were never your strong suit / Prostitute / So shut the fuck up / Revenge is not your forte' / I own you / Shorty... I feel like I'm On the verge of tears Because I don't Want to work at Sears But I don't think I can cry no more God, I hate This fucking store And the stupid Elevator music All day long I can't stand that Fucking song Ashlee Simpson Can eat a sausage Or toss a salad I don't care Just someone please Somebody please (Fucking kill me) Please, please, please Get me the fuck out of here I see you starin' at me from your profile page You prolly lyin' about your motherfuckin' age But it's a'ight because I'm willin' and ready I already shouted at
New
Im new to this thingy!lol
Cherrysplash Requirers Bombers For Her Contest
How To Tell If Your Feet Stink
Help Me Win A 7 Day Blast Please
I'm In A Contest For A 7 Day Blast...I Have Never Had A Blast and Would Really Like To Win This. Thank You Bunches In Advance! Please Comment Bomb Me As Much As You Can
New Guestbook
Hey all I just added a new guestbook on to my page. Please take a minute to stop by and sign it!!!! Thanks all. J
To All My Friends
“Very Nice” You have been talking to him for quite some time. His past excited you, the idea of knowing that the government had trained him to kill a man, you knew in his arms no one would ever harm you. After weeks of talking you had your chance, he was coming to town on business. This was your chance to meet face to face, the idea excited you and as the day grew closer so did your anticipation. What if you were not good enough, were not pretty enough, or just not, what he wanted. He told you not to worry that you would know how he felt the moment you look at him. You wondered how it would be possible to know how he would feel in that second. How could he know how to feel in that second? The time had come. You wore your sexiest little black dress and your favorite little shoes with the straps, and for the first moment, it crossed your mind, what if, what if he is not good enough? It was too late; he pulled up in his rental and stepped out. He was an attractive man, just l
Blue Funk!!!
I just want to apologize to all for pretty much ignoring everyone and not answering comments or messages the past 3 weeks!! As a lot of you know, I had major surgery (back/spinal), and I have some other crap, going on in my life, and between that, the pain, the meds, the fact that i cant ride most of the summer,(!!!), I sunk into a deep depression. I lost all interest in most everything. I not only had nothing to say to my friends here, but pretty much my friends in RL too. I'm sorry. BUT, now I am off all meds, pain is pretty much gone, still hate my brace, but oh well! LOL! As far as the rest, it's still in my life but I am dealing a little better with it. S00000000, I AM BACK!!!! HUGS AND KISSES TO YOU ALL!!!!!!!!! OXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX
Projects
3225 more to go to 17,000. I can still get in the top 3! Thanks to everyone who has commented so far! Rates help to. Twelve years ago I built a blind over one of my back decks and planted wisteria in hopes someday it would be covered in bloom and provide shade. The last two years it had some blooms but this morning it's a huge roof of purple over my deck. Playing around with some pics today. Here's the before and after of a castle I shot in Reading PA. Before After
This Is Who I Am If You Dont Like It Fuck You!~!~!
people are really starting to piss me off!!!! im srry im not the person you want me to be wait no im not get over ureself and realize imma be who the fuck I want to be and ure not gunna change that no matter how much you bitch about it i could really give a fuck less!!!!! wut really pisses me off is my fuckin family cant except that im Bi yes im BISEXUAL get over it im sure if my mother can except it you can too itz not like im out 2 fuck every girl I see and another thing YES I DO SMOKE POT wippdy fuckin doo I must headed in the wrong direction if you took ure nose outof the air for 2 secondz you'd see that i do have dreamz and im going to follow through with them and who the hell are you to judge me you may be my family but you barely fuckin kno me you dont kno the first thing about me and if you wanna bitch bout this bitch bout it 2 me cuz my mom does not need anything else 2 worry bout shez been through enough this month let alone this year you may not see it but shit like this bot
About Me
The other day we had something like a piercing party at my house, i got my nose pierced and my belly done three times so now i have 4 belly rings and then i went and got a heart tattoo i have on my arm filled in, it still hurts, i cant wait for it to heal... im tired of worring about it! so yeah i am through with the piercings.. all together i have 14 holes !! Well for Mother's Day we went to the race track, it was pretty fun!! but what wasnt fun was walking through the ghetto to get there because we had to park on a ghetto street! I was scared we were gonna get shot lol! but other than that we had fun!
This One Time At Gay Camp.
Got to work this morning to find out that the pool flooded last night. I now have 6,800 gallons of muddy water to clear up. This is no fun. So far, I dumped 5 gallons of bleach in it and 2 bags of pool shock. I am getting ready to dump a couple thousand gallons of water out of it to see if that helps. Since I am the pool operator, this is my primary job today. Damn this sucks. Wish me luck with this. LOL. Ok. Memorial Day Weekend is damn near hear and I can't wait for it to be over. This place is getting crazy. The only thing i have left to rent out is tent sites. Unfortunatly, most of the queens that want to make reservations don't want to sleep in a tent. I honestly wish that more cute bi guys would come here. I would be happier if some straight boys would come out and enjoy the place. But for some reason, they won't. I guess they think that if they come out here, the guys that are here will rape them or something. Hell, they only need to stay long enough for me to h
If I Broke Into Your House
Let's say I break into your house A lady wrote the best letter in the Editorials in ages!!! It explains things better than all the baloney you hear on TV. Her point: Recently large demonstrations have taken place across the country protesting the fact that Congress is f inally addressing the issue of illegal immigration. Certain people are angry that the US might protect its own borders, might make it harder to sneak into this country and, once here, to stay indefinitely. Let me see if I correctly understand the thinking behind these protests. Let's say I break into your house. Let's say that when you discover me in your house, you insist that I leave. But I say, "I've made all the beds and washed the dishes and did the laundry and swept the floors. I've done all the things you don't like to do. I'm hard-working and honest (except for when I broke into your house). According to the protesters: You are Required to let m
Get Your Perv On
Ineed your help please comment bomb the link in the about me section of my profile. I think I am in 2nd place right now. I really want to win my first blast
Interesting & Helpful
I saw this in a blog by MarQ and found it interesting enough to take myself. As written by MarQ, here is the introduction: Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is a personality indicator designed to assist a person in identifying some significant personal preferences. Katharine Cook Briggs and her daughter Isabel Briggs Myers developed the Indicator during World War II, and its criteria follow from Carl Jung's theories in his work Psychological Types.The Indicator is frequently used in the areas of pedagogy, group dynamics, employee training, leadership training, life coaching, executive coaching, marriage counseling, and personal development.If you would like to take the test to see your type.Click Here My results are below: Idealist Portrait of the Counselor (INFJ) Counselors have an exceptionally strong desire to contribute to the welfare of others, and find great personal fulfillment interacting with people, nurturing their personal development, guiding them to realize their hum
Werewolves
“Hail, hail, hail, great Wolf Spirit, hail A boon I ask thee, mighty shade, Within this circle I have made. Make me a werewolf strong and bold, The terror alike of young and old.” Thus begins an ancient incantation. The lycanthropic literature of the past is filled with such eerie chants, delivered in desolate locations within the perimeters of mysterious circles scratched onto the ground, and generally beneath the ghostly light of a full moon. As invocation of evil, the chants called upon the spirits of the trees and air, heat and fire, cold and ice. Repeating the chants over and over again, the votary prepared himself psychically for the transformation. Yet however intently he might feel the words, they were not enough to bring him to the altered state of mind that would enable him to kill and eat his victims. Essential was a girdle or belt cut from the skin of a wolf to be worn around the waist. But more important by far were the vapors that he might inhale or the slaves
Shy's Blogs
I have gotten to a breaking point. I do not know what to do. The drama has gotten so freaking deep. I try and pull myself away fromt he drama only to be pulled in no matter what. I do not have to be where the drama is to be pulled in to it. Seems like everyone keeps pulling the BS around me. Which in turn I am shutting down. I do not wish to do anything anymore. I want to hide under my rock where its safe. There for I do not have to deal anymore. I guess that is that.
Xxx Stories By Dolly Disaster
Thinking about and getting aroused and turned on by what others fear...I think about going on a date with a really nice, handsome guy.. Having a great time, having some drinks, having some laughs, flirting.. and then, just when I think we are going home, he needs to stop home. I wait in the living room as he makes a phone call.. All of a sudden I feel him behind me.. his hand covers my mouth from behind and he shoves me into his bedroom.. He lays on top of me, spreading my les apart with his knees.. He can feel me struggling underneath him, trying to get away.. My heart beating so fast.. He tells me what a tease Ive been all night.. Before I know it, I can hear his pants fall to the floor and his fingers tear into my pussy.. Pushing them so fucking deep inside me.. One then two then three and four fingers deep.. his hand moving to my neck, gripping around my throat enough to make me nervous.. As soon as i feel him squeese a little harder I feel his HUHE thick cock push into my tight pu
Life...
gah i wish they would just fire the people at work and give me maddd hours. insted of 15hrs a week.
May 15th
Cooking
Red Hearts
Freak Show Family
i left the family.. sorry..
This Isnt One I Did But Plz Rate
If u love me (as a friend or more) u'll read the whole thing. What would you do if for every moment you were truly happy there would be 10 moments of sadness? What would you do if your best friend died tomorrow and you never got to tell them how you felt? So, I just wanted to say, even if I never talk to you again in my life, you are special to me and you have made a difference in my life. I look up to you, respect you, and truly cherish you. Send this to all your friends, no matter how often you talk, or how close you are, and send it to the person who sent it to you. Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them, and tell new friends you never will. Remember, everyone needs a friend. dont ever leave the one u love for the one u like, because the one u like will leave u for the one they love. If you wake up in a red room with no windows and doors, DON'T panic.. you're just in my heart!!! Send this to all the friends you want to keep forever... Today is Bestfriend Day. Send this
Come Sign
Plz, stop by my home page and sign my guest book, if you had not yet done so plz, let me know if you have 1 u want me to sign to i'll b there. thanx
Wyldchylds Words
Yes i was there last night!! It was an awesome show!! Unfortuanately only had lawn seats...so couldnt see much! But i never seen so many people at Blossom....of course it was a sold out show. We went up in a limo..that made the night even better!! Well to those who couldnt make it u missed a great show!
How To Earn A Desk!
Back in September of 2005, on the first day of school, Martha Cothren, a social studies school teacher did something not to be forgotten. On the first day of school, with permission of the school superintendent, the principal and the building supervisor, she took all of the desks out of the classroom. The kids came into first period, they walked in, there were no desks. They obviously looked around and said, "Ms. Cothren, where's our desk?" And she said, "You can't have a desk until you tell me how you earn them." They thought, "Well, maybe it's our grades." "No," she said. "Maybe it's our behavior." And she told them, "No, it's not even your behavior." And so they came and went in the first period, still no desks in the classroom. Second period, same thing, third period. By early afternoon television news crews had gathered in Ms. Cothren's class to find out about this crazy teacher who had taken all the desks out of the classroom. The last period
3 Dead Bodies
Ahh....true Happyness
Ok first blog ever...Well I met the most amazing person I could ever hope to meet. Its funny how we met it all started on the 2nd of April but before I get into that you need a little back ground about the situation. Well as most of my very close friends know I was going threw some hell from October until the new year. I stayed drunk the intire time. Not a day went by that I was not drinking. Well I met an interesting young lady at the new years party that I went to and we hit it off farly well. Long story short we dated until about a week before Valentines day. When my X decides that she was tired of dating trash and wants me back in her life despite all the times I tried to make it work with her and my attemps to get her back she was not ready at those times. Well like a fool I decided to give it one more last chance. My girl at the time was very understanding seeing as she has someone like that in her life someone that she just can't say no to. So me and her end up becoming best fri
Just For Laughs
A B C D E F G H I J K A wife asked her husband to describe her .....He said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K". She asked, "What does that mean?"He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot". She said: "Oh, that's so lovely. What about -- I, J, K?" He said: "
Dailies
Today is a great time to rest for a bit and take stock of where you're headed. It's not necessarily time for a course correction, but you can get a more accurate reading of your trajectory at the moment. huh, I am at home sick today Your instincts are dead on, especially when it comes to a few personal interactions. Yes, that person is being weird, and yes, there is a reason for it. You may not be able to act on your knowledge, but it's still there. Someone awfully appealing throws a little sweet talk your way. Go on and throw some right back. Not only will this lift your spirits, it just might open your heart. There's no harm in testing the waters, is there?
Whats The Fuckin Point???
Pimp Me
Tired
About Me
i am a bisexual female...have been since i was in 8th grade. if any other bisexuals read this check me out.
In Memory Of George Emory Teague, Sr.
On April 29,2007 at 9:24 p.m. my father George Emory Teague, Sr. passed away. He is surrvived by his loving wife of 53 long wonderful years Sally Teague, 8 beautiful kids, Barbara Jones and husband Buster, George (Buddy)Emory Teague, Jr. and wife Deborah, Robert (Bobby) Arnold Teague and wife Kathy, Dilmus Eugene Teague and wife Robin, Molly Dinwiddie and husband Jim, Lorena Teague, and the baby me Lynn Teague. Eight grandchildren, Sgt. Bradley Jones and wife Heather, Paul Edward Teague, George (Trey)Emory Teague III and fiance Katrina, Ashley Teague, Tiffani Brooke Alderson, Brittani Morgan Alderson, Brittney Joanna Jones, Brandt Dion Holloman. 3 great grandchildren Ryen Evan Thurman, Hannah Janes Jones, and Ashlynn Joanna Jones. 2 sisters Dawn Ann White and husband Edgar Lee White, Sr., Alam Ruth Cryer and husband Thomas and 1 brother Fay Arthur Teague and numerious nieces and nephews. And several friday sexdo You.
Birthdays
From my Family to yoursFree Comments & Graphics hey all of you are great made me feel not alone today sometimes. i feel very alone since am a singledad. THANKS JOHN ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: babygirl Date: Nov 17, 2007 11:54 AM From: TeresaDate: Nov 17, 2007 8:48 AMFrom: ShannonDate: Nov 16, 2007 5:23 PMFrom: I luv my baby AMAYA!!!!Date: 13 Nov 2007, 09:32----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: samDate: Nov 12, 2007 5:05 PMMAKE SURE YOU WATCH THE VIDEO AT THE END ......AND ALL OF IT!!!!! Cause some dont get that chance........... SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to spill my milk at dinner last night.
Fallin 4 You
i've falling in love with you, i promise i'll never let u go. i love you more than anyone, i just had to let you know. and if you ever wonder why, i dont no what i'll say, but i'll never stop loving you, each and everyday. if you're askn if i need you, the answer is forever. if you're askn if i will leave you the answer is never. if you're askn what i value the answer is you. if you askn if i love you, the answer is I DO
Fan Me Please !
I am rated a 20 (Cherry Rock Star), yet I only have 70 Fans. If you haven\'t already, Please take the 20 seconds it takes to FAN me. I have fanned most of my friends. If I have not fanned you yet please let me know. Thanks, ~ iBaDvS1
Leaving
decided instead of leaving I will take a break for a few wont be on very much for awhile will be completely removed by tomorrow 5-16-07 I will be removing my profile and leaving CT had fun while I was here!!!!!!! Those that got to know me also have my e-mail and yahoo messy !!!! Those that didnt take time to get to know me and would still like to can get me at sweetdaddy_k@yahoo.com or same name under yahoo messy!!!!!!!!! Have fun and enjoy !!!!!!!!!!!!
When Will The Madness Stop!!
Man charged in 2 teens' deaths 23-year-old could face life in prison in West Allis shooting Posted: Sept. 14, 2007 A 23-year-old Milwaukee man was charged Friday with two counts of first-degree intentional homicide while armed in the shooting deaths of two teenagers in a West Allis home. According to a criminal complaint, Lee A. Parker shot Amber M. Lewis, 16, and Thedovonzail "Theo" Loyd, 19, Tuesday morning in an upstairs bedroom of Lewis' home in the 2400 block of S. 84th St. According to the complaint: Lewis, a sophomore at Nathan Hale High School, had started dating Loyd after breaking up with Parker several weeks before. Monday night Parker confronted Lewis in her home, accused her of being involved with Loyd and struck her twice in the face. He then left the residence but returned the next morning with a revolver and shot both victims in the head, the complaint says. Loyd, of Milwaukee, was also shot in the left arm and neck, the complaint says. Lewis
The War On Censorship
Sweet Feeling
Sweet bitter feeling is a awsome feeling to have in the world its the best love that anyone that can have... with the sweet love that one carries for an other and the other carries for the other its a dream of passion and more love that anyone can stand with everything in the world i love the feeling that him and i give each other and there isnt anything that would chance it for us in the world closeing now please rate and coment ~*Mandie*~
In The Garden
You can grow herbs indoors in the winter and add that just-picked taste to your meals, even when snow is drifting up against the kitchen window. You don't even need special lights—herbs fare just fine in a bright window. Here are the best herbs for growing on windowsills and the smart techniques you need to keep them happy and healthy until you can plant outside again. Basil: Start basil from seeds and place the pots in a south-facing window—it likes lots of sun and warmth. Bay: A perennial that grows well in containers all year long. Place the pot in an east, or west, facing window, but be sure it does not get crowded—bay needs air circulation to remain healthy. Chervil: Start chervil seeds in late summer. It grows well in low light but needs 65 to 70 degrees F temperatures to thrive. Chives: Dig up a clump from your garden at the end of the growing season and pot it up. Leave the pot outside until the leaves die back. In early winter, move the pot to your coolest in
~save Our Pitbulls For Their Ideal Owners!~
Denver Has Banned Them - Aurora Now Too!! When Are People Going to Learn That It Isn't The Breed Thats Dangerous - It's US! ~~*Bear & Cole*~~ To Lose Such Loving And Faithful Dogs Due To Some People's Ignorant Fear .... Is Just Heartbreaking. They Now Reside With A Family In Colorado Springs... Thanks Goes To The PBRC ~Pit Bull Rescue~ For Getting Then Relocated Out Of The City, So They Were Not Destroyed. ¢¾They Are ALWAYS In Our Broken Hearts¢¾ "THESE DOGS NEED OUR HELP .... NOT OUR HATE."
Hi Guys
well i am proud to say that fubar did a hell of a job matching two great people on this site and brought them together.i am so happy as a mother to say thank you all for this wonderful young man.hes truly a angel.muah to fubar.my daughter is angeleyes23,and her man bobby i love you both. ok im removing ppl off my list cause if yaull can tell me all the time yaull are horny and cant talk no other time than yaull aint my friends.peace ok now friends and fans leave me a voice mail call.
Favorite Lulabye I Sing To My Grandson
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful Boy, Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful Boy. Before you go to sleep, Say a little prayer, Every day in every way, It's getting better and better, Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful Boy (Beautiful boy), Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful Boy. Out on the ocean, sailing away I can hardly wait To see you come of age But I guess we'll both just have to be patient Cause it's a long way to go, A hard row to hoe Yes it's a long way to go, But in the meantime... Before you cross the street, Take my hand, Life is just what happens to you while you're busy making other plans... Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful Boy(Beautiful boy), Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful Boy (Boooooooy) Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful Boy, Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful Boy, Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful Boy, Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful Boy, Beautifu
The Redness
I just wanna get RED Type: Common Interest - Activities Description: Gettin RED- What could possibly be finer?(other than a few key moments in life of course), one can find a period of relief from the daily bullshit with a little RED time. Whether it's one on one or more of a group effort, the redness is taking hold everywhere and at all times- If they're is one thing that has the power to bring the masses of this crazy world together. It is all of our desires to assist ourselves in whatever may ail us. Even if you dont speak the same language or have any appriciation for one anothers culture, you will still feel about the same once the redness begins to take hold, we all might as well be screaming the chinese equivalent of "Take it To the Faaaaccceeee!"- But i digress, which one might often do under a RED influence of some kind.But. Rather than sweeping our habits under the carpet and putting on this whole facade when those who aren't normally there come around, i say that we we
Mi Musica Tejana
OF THE HOMETOWN BOYZ! YOU WILL BE MISSED i 4sure want this 1 played when i die and this 1 jus makes me wanna dance!
My Writing
This one is called Only Time Will Tell. I wrote it during a difficult time of my life so you may find it a little depressing. As I sit in my darkest moment I think and I wonder What has happened to my one life's thunder How have I gotten to this lowly place Without emotion on my face Just a plain drawn out look Like a withered up old book Will it ever get better I ask myself Or is my life already on the shelf Why must I sit and slowly grow mad Can my life really be this bad I find myself dwelling on what I could of had And it makes my lonely heart grow sad Has the road I have taken Been right or wrong I guess only time will tell I say it will get better as time proceeds That is something I will just have to believe My life is not over It has only begun The war is not over Though some battles are won I will push on I say to myself Take my life one day at a time Now I sit back and find My tension slowly start to unwind Hey my life is fine I must
Rant #1
Ya know when you walk and you thing how nice it is and how your day is going great well i was having that day until.............. one of the houses i was walking past just like every day to work the guy who lives there hit me with his car so good thing i know where he is bad thing i got to go to the hospital in a ambulance i got some vicodin and i lost a days worth of work. i have a nice pic of my knee stop by and have a look Thanks for listening What I want in life, well fuck it is easy. I just want some to hang with and to care bout. I mean fuck what the hell does it take to find the person that will fit my attitude and my off the wall humor. I think I really know who it is.... no one. Now I know what some might be thinking and say but you will find the right person.... well guess again sparky I have already Fucked up a couple of the best relationships that I have ever had and beat myself in the head every fucking second of everyday because I fucked it up. But wait you might say yo
Me And What I Feel
Yeeeeeeeeah i like boyz and i won't stop!!!!! i luv the cock!!! XB
Just Need To Say
Pic Slideshows
WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT NO, WE AINT GONNA TAKE IT WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE WE'RE GOT THE RIGHT TO CHOOSE AND THERE AIN'T NO WAY WE'LL LOSE IT THIS IS OUR LIFE;THIS IS OUR SONG WE'LL FIGHT THE POWERS THAT BE JUST DON'T PICK OUR DESTINY 'CAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW US, YOU DON'T BELONG WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT NO, WE AIN'T GONNA TAKE IT WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE OH YOU'RE SO CONDESCENDING YOUR GALL IS NEVER ENDING WE DON'T WANT NOTHIN', NOT A THING, FROM YOU YOUR LIFE IS TRITE AND JADED BORING AND CONFISCATED IF THAT'S YOUR BEST, YOUR BEST WON'T DO RELASE OH.............. OH.............. WE'RE RIGHT/YEAH WE'RE FREE/YEAH WE'LL FIGHT/YEAH YOU'LL SEE/YEAH WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT NO,WE AIN'T GONNA TAKE IT WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE
Friends
Child Wipe Away Your Tears I see the tears and the pain in my childrens eyes and there hearts. As they cry cause thier Mama is not there to comfort them and tell them it's ok; but my children Mama is letting you know everything will be ok, so my children I say to you all wipe away them tears, cause I'm always with you cause your apart of me. Poem By: Charles LaMark Nelson I like you because of who you are to me.... A true friend. Proud To Be Your Friend! Make sure you read all the way down to the last sentence, and don't skip ahead. I've learned.... That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes. I've learned.... That we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for. I've learned.... That money doesn't buy class. I've learned..that it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular. I've learned.... That under everyone's hard shell is someo
Peeking Into Open Wounds
I fell for u. I fell so hard against that cold wet pavement. When it all came crashing down. I tried.. I tried my hardest to ignore the obvious. You're never going to leave her. She is your safety blanket. You'll always want to, because you know there is better for u, you know I am better for u. But you'll always be locked in by fear. I'm just a stupid girl who let her stupid heart cling to you. Nothing of importance. I'm just a stupid girl who thought I could help you, for once let you know what real love really feels like. You may love her and care about her.. but it was never as true as you think, because if it was.. you would have never told me you wished you would wake up to me in the morning. But what do i know? I'm just a stupid girl with a stupid heart.
Random Thoughts In Prose
Tears want to fall no one is here to help no one like me I'm hate for something i can never control i walk alone i have no love i have no heart it dead just like me I'm dead yet i still live no one understand me I'm nothing but a failing I'm a dumb guy who cant for a reason to live or hope but why live if everyone want u dead i cry alone no one must see me like this i wish i was free from my pain people walk pass me like I'm not even there it hurt it feel like I'm not need in this world i wonder what my exist in this place i call home i have no Friend to help me in this darkness i live in people laugh at me people hit me like I'm a doll maybe i am a doll maybe that why i feel dead I think I'm depressed i feel the weight in between my Brest's i think i will never be happy that god just over looked me i think i just should take my life because all i cause is pain strife my dad hates me he told me so and my mom tells me she loves me but i just don't know i ha
Anger
I say fuck it I ain’t playing Miss Nicey nice anymore. I ain’t gonna tell people want they wanna hear! THE TRUTH hurts people live wit it!!!! You think you’re lives are soooo fricking miserable then KILL YOURSELF I don’t give a fuck!!!! I am not in no mood to be YELL AT ohhhhh you really fucking scare threaten over the net BIG FUCKING MAN aren’t cha!!! YOU KNOW GROW THE HELL UP!!!! AND WHO DID I THINK I AM I AM THE DEVIL’S WIFE pissing on that
Red Hearts 2
Oh My Freakin God People!!!
Ok so I don't come on here that often, in fact I was gone for like 2 months until yesterday and I came back to see what was going on. So I was bored and clicked the "I'm bored..." link up top and started rateing photos. Well I must of broken some un written cherrytap rule where you are only allowed to give everyone 10s because today I get inundated with comments from upset people who got all offended that I didn't give them the 10s that they thought they deserved! And I'm not being a snob about this, My picture is by no means a 10 and I don't expect people to give me a 10 just for the hell of it. Why would there be the number 1-9 if you are only allowed to click the 10 (or the 11 in special cases)? Oh well what ever I can see that people don't like to see other peoples true opinions and just what to earn more fake points to up there status on a site that doesn't even mean anything! I will continue to rate the photos as I see fit and feel free to continue reacting by rat
Metal Party
a metal party is all about to be drunk when you`r listening to metal music. inside, outside.. it doesent matter!! so tonight it will happen here, a metal party delux=)) i look for it;)) bang bang heads=)))
Click-it Or Ticket?!?!?!?!?!
What the hell is our government trying to do? First of all, what I'm about to say does not apply the anyone under the age of 18. Minors and children should be forced to wear seatbelts and child restraints. I understand that our "great leaders" in Washington are trying to create a safe living environment, but this is friggin' ridiculous. Who am I going to hurt if I am involved in an accident and am not wearing my seatbelt?? That’s right, ME! Not the other driver, not their passenger, not little Susie walking down the street with her lollipop. ME! I might bash my head against the steering wheel, be ejected from the vehicle at a high rate of speed, or maybe live though it with only a few scratches. But, that is my choice!!!! If I want to jump off a bridge, my choice. Gun to my head, my choice. This applies to the helmet laws for motorcycles as well. If an accident occurs, and there is brain matter splattered up the highway for a mile, I see that as a boost to the economy. I’m c
Only 6 Days Left For North Carolina
then ill be able to tell what I think about that State and have plenty of pictures to brag or if it really is a red neck state ill just not update this My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius. Commander of the Armies of the North. General of the Felix Legions. Loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife…and I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Horrorscope 5-16-07
A goal that seems fairly unlikely suddenly becomes eminently possible, so don't put those dreams on the curb just yet. The stars say that you're likely to get a thumbs-up very soon if you keep your eyes on the prize.
Yo
Just wanted 2 say dat it is all good 2 be down with the CherryTAP and dat I got 2 words for myspace......SUCK IT!
The Sandbox
Favorite Country Songs
Stuff
According to studies, the first letter of your first name reveals your sexual identity ... What do you think? Repost this with the letter of your first name. -A- You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested inaction. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure,and subtly enticing. You are an up front person. When it comes to sex, its action that counts not obscure hints.Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate and sexual as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern. -B- You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very ha ppy to receive gifts as an ___expression of the affection of your lo
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How I Got Cherry This Late In Life
If it weren't for limorob, I would have been clueless that this place even existed. I love that man!! LimoRob@ CherryTAP
Friends
Hi There World
Hey world!!! I am in new world and loving it!!! its a little weird for me though. I am happy and all. there are just a few things i am wondering about but those are private thoughts for me to share with him. Anyway, I am hoping things are gonna continue to be as fun as they have been and maybe even get more fun. well, i am gonna go now. read this and maybe there will be more here later. Just a quick intro for anyone who hasn't really gotten one. I am single anda mother of 4 but i do not have custody ofthem dueto my outta town endeavors to further my education. i am looking for someone thatcan really turn me on and be a good friend too. no Jealous, possessive, obsessive, no-fun, boring, no-sense-of-humor, or hateful guys i like to have fun andthatiswhat iam gonna do. so if you can handle that well byebye for now.
It Is What It Is...
May 17th, 2007 Thursday 11:30am Good Morning... It's another typical day in NY, weather sucks, grey and gloomy. When I got here I started looking around a bit more closely. Though without a doubt CherryTAP is a ton of fun, it's really a bit sad too. We work so hard at being #1 or having the highest CherryTAP level that we forget one thing. HOW TO BE REAL Everyone says oh it's just the internet you can be anyone you want who cares. I disagree... whether anyone wants to admitt it or not. The person on the other end of a conversation is not just a computer. They are a human being and sometimes one with true feelings. Not everyone is here to be fake or play headgames. Some of us really enjoy meeting friends and special people and want them to stay that way. I know you are asking... "What's your point?" My point is I want to be me and not like those who have lost site of reality. So with that said I am letting you know this. If I have fanned you or friended you and we ha
Cherry Noir
And then they changed course, building the shrines and theaters of the wine god far away from the cities, deep in the swamps of maenad frenzy. They relieved the women of their tragic duty, the red scream of birth and tearing off of heads, replacing them with mean bearing phalloi singing lewd and raucous of the time just after maiden grief, that winter month of fermentation when the first flush hits the brain with wallops of profane joy. Stroll out the ass-men with their stoutly-sodden staffs waving at the heavens with the lowest majesty sex affords, the sacred reduction of the civilized man into all his laughable laments as he blunders in his stinking swamp. He’s led by the nose of his pickled pompous hose, taking every curse and abuse like a pilgrim in reverse, going down where wings should fly. Behold the son of gods in his cups, a donkey braying to our bucolic jeers the grand humility of which we are so comically in arrears. Well, it’s just a
Maddie Fund
The Madeleine Fund Madeleine McCann was abducted from her parents rented holiday apartment in Praia da Luz on the evening of May 3rd 2007. We need your help to find her – any information at all, no matter how insignificant you feel it to be, could be crucial to bringing Madeleine home. From outside of the UK please contact Crimestoppers on 00 44 18 83 73 1336 If you’re phoning from within the UK contact 0800 555 111 'Madeleine's Fund : Leaving No Stone Unturned ' The family of Madeleine McCann are to-day launching the Madeleine’s Fund: Leaving No Stone Unturned appeal. The funds will be used to help find Madeleine McCann, support her family and bring her abductors to justice. Any surplus funds will be used to help families and missing children in United Kingdom, Portugal and elsewhere in similar circumstances. From tomorrow morning, Thursday May 17th: members of the public will be able to make donations to 'Madeleine's Fund : Leaving No Stone Unturned
Lonely
16 May 2007 lonely Current mood: sad I now realize how it feels to be lonely I lost the one that I feel truly loved me I loved her and cared about her so much But now I realize how bad I fucked up Baby girl you really meant a lot to me sorry i can't finish this, you know who you are. I really did and will always love you and care about you. This fucks me up so bad that you don't even want to be my friend anymore. I'm really sorry. I can't even think straight right now. I love u no matter what happens. I just want you to know that I do..... I fuckin hate myself for doing this too you. nobody likes me anymore......
You Couldn't Make It Up!!
Illinois baby obtains gun permit Bubba Ludwig may only be 10 months old, but he has already successfully obtained a gun licence in the US state of Illinois. Bubba's father, Howard Ludwig, applied on his behalf after his grandfather gave him a shotgun as an heirloom. Mr Ludwig said he had not expected to succeed, but he filled in the online form, paid $5 and the licence was his. US gun laws are regularly the subject of fierce debate, renewed recently after April's Virginia Tech killings. Gunman Cho Seung-hui was able to exploit a loophole in Virginia state law and obtain weapons despite having a history of mental illness. The loophole was later closed. Technical problems The licence includes a picture of a toothless Bubba and a squiggle that represents his best attempt at a signature. It makes an adorable addition to his baby book Howard Ludwig In an article in the Chicago Sun-Times, Mr Ludwig, 30, said that he expected the application to be turned down.
The Emt!
When the Lord made the EMT, he was into his sixth day of overtime when an angel approched and said, "You're doing a lot of fiddling around on this one." And the Lord said, "have you read the specs on this order"? An EMT has to be able to carry an injured person up a wet, grassy hill in the dark, dodge stray bullets to reach a dying child unarmed, enter homes the health inspector wouldn't touch, and not wrinkel his uniform." "He has to beable to lift 3 times his own weight, crawl into wet cars with barly enough room to move, and console a grieving mother as he is doing CPR on a baby he knows will never breath again." " he has to be in top mental condition at all times, running on no sleep, black coffee and half eaten meals. And he has to have six pairs of hands." The angel sook her head slowly and said, "six pairs of hands...no way. "its not the hands that is causing me the problems," said the Lord, "Its the three pairs of eyes an EMT has to have". "Thats on a standard model?" ask
Old Music News
Members of Slayer, Megadeth, Anthrax, and Adrenaline Mob to Present Metal Masters 3 Clinic in April
Traveling
Well just want to give an update on things going on in the next month. I sold my house WOOHOO. I close on the 16th of November on this house. The movers are coming the 13th 14th and 15th to take my stuff which means I'm moving into temporary housing. The movers are packing my stuff up for 2 days and then moving it on the 15th. SO not sure yet if I will stay here until 15th or go ahead and move in a furnished apartment. The on the 21st of November I will be leaving New Mexico and will be heading to Enterprise Alabama where I will be closing on my house there. The movers said they could have my stuff there by the 26th which is nice cuz it can be moved right to the new house. The kids are pretty upset that we will be traveling on Turkey day but this is my first year since they have been born that I haven't cooked a big Thanksgiving dinner. I'm pretty excited though and can't wait to get there and start meeting new people. I love doing things like this, going places where I don't k
Last Day
the most important people to you, 'excluding you kids',lover, friend ,spouse, slave,sibling, anyone close to you . who ever it is. is leaveing forever and you will never see them or here from them again. you have a moment left with them what do you say or do.think quickly. before the moments gone. the moments gone.they are gone. who all did u think of. you never know when this moment will come. should u now tell these people what u thought of for each of them and what you wanted to say or do.
My Blog
I need some help me to win the contest and I am in 4th place and got 2 more day to win here is the link http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=137642&albumid=552286&i=3811002910 thanks Can anyone comment or rate my pics. I am in my first contest and I never been in one before so feel free to comment or rate :) Thanks 8-p http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=137642&albumid=552286&i=3811002910 I am thinking about hosting contest soon for the best gal on fubar. I will let you all know when the contest start and how many people should join the contest and should i host for 10 to 20 days please let me know thanks :) Prize will be announced soon :)
Morph Comp
Just A Little Hurt
im tired of being so friendly and giving my heart out to everyone! i go out of my way to earn my fubucks..but im nice enuf to spend them on u...i really dont ask for anything in return...but do i ever get a thank you or anything? it would be nice for a lil suprise sometimes! im just done with it! grrr i hate being in bitchy moods! cuz shit like this get to me! i wont be gettin on here for a few days! im just done with this shit! if u need me..write me on my yahoo...write me on myspace...or text me.....if u dont have any of these...then i guess ur not a real friend..cuz u never asked for any of them!! GOOD BYE!!!!!!!!
Friends
Hey everyone! I wanna write this one to everyone! I have to more. So im gonna lose the net for about a month:( Plzz dont forget about me! I will come back as soon as i can! and i will return all the love! Plzz dont let anyone talk shit about me while im gone! I wouldnt let it happen to you, so dont let it happen to me! I promise i will be back As soon as i can get the cable turned on in my apartment! Me and mom are moving out and gettin our own place! we will miss you all! And to all my Bombshells..Im still in the family, and will never leave u guys! You guys mean A LOT to me! If you really wanna talk and not miss me, Write me and let me know, and ill give ya my cell number!! Because im keeping it on, so all my friends can reach me! Plzz show me some love while im gone! Ill miss you all:( Love always, Jessi I love when guys give me a song, because i remind them of it. Or because they love me so much, that they wanna dedicate a song to me. It makes me all warm inside! I just absolut
Timm's Poems
My First Love You were the first love of my life The one I wanted for my wife You were such an inspiration Gave me love and dedication You cared for me when I was ill Gave me warmth when I had a chill Forgave me when I pitched a fit And not once did you ever quit When others would have given up You would gladly bring me a cup You were always understanding When I was my most demanding You made me laugh when I was sad You helped calm me when I was mad You washed my clothes and fixed me meals Helped me through so many ordeals To me that really means a lot More than any present you bought You would always answer my knock You were always my solid rock Yet you always had a soft touch You helped me grow and taught me much No one could ever outshine you I always knew your love was true Even when we were miles apart You were always here in my heart I never took you to the prom But I will love you always mom I am not a knight in armour all shining I am closer to
Thinking About Life.......
Ive been thinking alot about everything thats been happening in my life lately. I never expected growing up that my life would end up like this. I wanna take a little bit of time to vent and see if I cant get a little advice at the same time. For those of you who know me personally, you already know a little bit about whats been going on. But still even those closest to me have no idea how I feel about it. Im very good about keeping my feelings bottled up inside me until I explode. Most people think Im a hard-ass, which I still am, just not all the time like I make people think. I grew up like most kids do. My parents got divorced when I was a young child. I think I was about 5 years old. Like most people who get divorced, my parents strongly disliked each other. In fact, I dont think they said more then 15 words to each other until my sister had her first child. Which was 16 years after they got divorced. Dad got custody of my sister and I and we saw mom every other weekend. It w
Wisdom For The Soul
Sherry's Blog
MISTAKES MEN MAKE ONLINE... 1)Remember those old fashioned manners your mama and grandma taught you?...they most certainly apply to women you cant see as well as ones you can.If you see ANY female online,sexy or not,USE THOSE MANNERS!!!Approach with respect...i dont care if you see a profile with pics of the girl compeltely naked riding a green banana...pay her the same courtesy and respect as you would a woman dressed conservatively.You dont know her,she doesnt know you.If you want ANYTHING to do with her,beit friendship or more then friendship,you are goi to have to act like a gentleman. 2)WATCH YOUR FREAKING LANGUAGE!If you approach a woman and start talking vulgar right off the bat that could be the deal breaker right there..Its natural to see a woman and think lusty thoughts,but until you have had a chance to talk to her,keep that stuff to yourself..dont IM her out of the blue with things like "i want to f*ck you,my d*ick is this big,i could f*ck you in the a%%...blah blah b
If You Care
for those who might have been wondering, i recentley was in an accident. i was driving home from pool league on April 16 at about 3:00 in the morning and fell asleep at the wheel. i totaled my truck and got a little banged up myself. Around the same time my computer completely crashed, and i dont have the money to get it fixed yet. so for now i will be using my parents computer when i can. please be patient with me for now i will return messages when i can.
Family To Be Reorganized
This is a very hard Blog,for me to do.As there are many Sweet Awesome Friends in my Family List.But not being VIC,it leaves me no Choice,but to Remove all who don't have,L.R.L.~Society of Wolves after there name.I must make room for those that do.I basicly had my Favorites in this Spot for Comments..I will continue to give you all comments just the same.I must be able to Keep track of my L.R.L members.An being a man that is still relatively new to the Computer + not good at Multitasking This is the only way.I Hope there are no Hard Feelings.Most of you know I care about you very much.You all have Touched my Heart in so many ways + Befriended me when no one else would.An I will be Forever Greatfull to u-all.The L.R.L.~Society of Wolves have Merged with the Official Fallout Bombers.An I think it's going to be a Great an Awesome Bonding.And my Awesome Friend an Advisor,Recruiter,PokerPete13 agrees with me.Do u all know what a letdown other Familys show there members,in Contests.They don't
This Is Funny
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100 People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get
Jokes
1) You have to take out the garbage. 2) Being told to put the seat down. 3) No sofas in your restrooms. 4) External genitalia are vulnerable to knees and fastballs. 5) Even if you get you head caught in an industrial wood chipper, you're not allowed to cry. 6) James Bond movies only come out every 2 years. 7) Ribbed for her pleasure - not yours. 8) You have to wear ties. 9) You can't flirt you way out of a traffic ticket. 10) "Women and children first." There was a competition to cross the English channel doing only the breaststroke, and the three women who entered the race were a brunette, a redhead and a blonde. After approximately 14 hours, the brunette staggered up on the shore and was declared the fastest. About 40 minutes later, the redhead crawled up on the shore and was declared the second place finisher. Nearly 4 hours after that, the blonde finally came ashore and promptly collapsed in front of the worried onlookers. When the reporters asked why it took her so long to complet
Whoever Wants To See Them
i just uploaded more pictures!! i just added more pics of me and my friend s from prom..so if ya want, check 'em out
Dont Read This I Am Just Bitching
It has just been confirmed..... I am an asshole. Did anyone else watch the midgets wrestle on smackdown? OK I am stoned right now. I got a new tattoo today. Its my new favorite And I got it done by Derrek at Device. The staff at Device was courteous and professional,except for that old dude he was kinda rude not to me to the dude. But I like my new tattoo I just thought you should know that. And its my birthday so FUCK ALL OF YOU HA! HA! HA! I am wasting my drunk on fucking line. What the fuck you ask Its fuckin Freaky. This mother fucker,Iam not allowed out unattended soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, he is at wendys what a slut.Squirrel said he was a slut Ijust agree. Dude fuck. I am drunk I am on the fuckin computer I must suck !!!! When did this Happen

how did i get myself into this postition. when heartache seems to be my only disposition. i try and i try but i can't see past, fast days and wrong ways of a life that won't last. i'm feeling down while falling out and getting up just to fail. the quickest things, the biggest dreams insert the final nail. i'm filling in blanks, blankly staring to fill eyes wide to an underside that fucking makes me ill. a grasp i never had, a heart that wasn't mine. an eternity i could have wasted waiting in line. words escaped my lips and now i just regret. not telling you a hundred times that this was finally it ...I had to write something about this because I'm feeling like an extra large pussy today and it kinda hurt my feelings... Apparently guys gather from my pictures and profile that I'm an idiot, I enjoy cock in every orifice and I most likely can't spell my name. So when they try to talk to me and find I can actually hold a conversation I think they're shocked. An anonymous MALE member o
Some Quotes To Make Your Day
"Alone, alone, oh! We have been warned about solitary vices. Have solitary pleasures ever been adequately praised? Do many people know that they exist?" -Jessamyn West, Hide and Seek. "The prohibition against solitude is forever. A Carry Nation rises in every person when he thinks he sees someone sneaking off to be alone. It is not easy to be solitary unless you are also born ruthless. Every solitary repudiates someone." -Jessamyn West, Hide and Seek. "It is not good to be alone, even in paradise" -Yiddish Proverb. "Man can will nothing unless he has first understood that he must count on no one but himself; that he is alone, abandoned on earth in the midst of his infinite responsibilities, without help, with no thoer aim than the one he sets himself, with no other destiny thatn the one he forges for himself on this earth" -Jean Paul Sartre "The deepest need of a man is the need to overcome his separateness, to leave the prison of his aloneness" -Erich Fromm, The Art o
Have You Ever....
Have you ever had one of those days where you feel like you've been busy busy busy but when the day ends you feel like you didn't accomplish much? Thats how my day was at work today. I felt like I was busy the whole time but I must have been spinnying my wheels because I just don't feel like I accomplished a whole lot. Well I did give blood, so thats something... right? RIGHT?! lol
New Babies
girl kaylee rose 3lb 9 oz 15 1/2 in boy haydan hunter not sure if i spelled it right 3lb 9 oz 16 in a quarter in my brothers kids
I've Used Sobriety As A Crutch For Far Too Long
Sobriety is a serious business and business isn't so good.
Near & Far
Near and far no matter were we are we are close to each others hearts with a simple mind to gell no matter what we know when we are thinking of each other and we know when the other is down with out a thought of hesatation in our mind we manange to make it though it all because we are near and far and show our love for one an other with everything that we have ....We finish each other sentence we talk about the littles things and the big things. some say we are far apart but when you think of it all we are very near one another with a big kind loveing heard and loveing arms for all to see that nothing can break us because we are strong and very willing to push it all through and make it with all that we have ......With each moment that we take we get closer and closer to things that can only be true for us and with all that we love each other more and more each day .... Im closeing now please rate and leave a comment i hope everyones day / night is going good thanks all that read
Family Guy
Sexy Party lyrics ..> Chorus: (Stewie) His name is stewie (I say) He's throwing you, a sexy party (Sexy) I'm so in love with Stew The only baby who's got it all figured out You better gonna get in on it now, (You got that right) he's gonna take over the world oneday Stewie: Welcome to my sexy party have a breast milk, with a dash of Bacardi The women will converse with you about wealth or shoes, or the weather, and everyone's health we're all celebrating with smiles on fold, as I make preperations to take over the world and just so it won't seem awfully strange I'll tell you right now whats going to change Beyoncé Knowles will massage my head, and i'll make Kid Rock bring me breakfast in bed, and Britney's husband will feel my rath, when my army makes the little fucker take a bath Chorus: (Stewie) His name is stewie (That's right) He's throwing you, a sexy party (No shit) I'm so in love with Stew The only baby who's got it all figured out You better gonna
Simpsons
homer simpson lines Classic Lines from Homer Simpson "I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around." Bart: That's a hitch-hiker, Homer. Homer: Ooh, let's pick him up! Marge: No! What if he's crazy? Homer: And what if he's not? Then we'd look like idiots. "I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over fifty, and if it's speed dropped, it would explode! I think it was called 'The Bus that Couldn't Slow Down.'" "Stealing? How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain what's-his-name? We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you?" [Homer wrecks his car and has to explain it to the insurance guy.] Insurance Guy: O.K, now before I give you the check, I have just one more question. That
Random
TIME GETS BETTER WITH AGE I learned that I like my teacher because she cries when we sing "Silent Night". Age 5 I learned that our dog doesn't want to eat my broccoli either. Age 7 I learned that when I wave to people in the country , they stop what they are doing and wave back. Age 9 I learned that just when I get my room the way I like it, Mom makes me clean it up again. Age 12 I learned that if you want to cheer yourself up, you should try cheering someone else up. Age 14 I learned that although it's hard to admit it, I'm secretly glad my parents are strict with me. Age 15 I learned that silent company is often more healing than words of advice.. Age 24 I learned that brushing my child's hair is one of life's great pleasures. Age 26 I learned that wherever I go, the world's worst drivers have followed me there. Age 29 I learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it. Age 30 I learned that there are people who l
Updated On Me
Totally Fucked Up Day
Hahahahaha This was sent to me. I know what my answers would be. Have fun working out yours. 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 20. Would you mind if i liked you? 21. Do you like me? 22. Would you call me the next day? 23. Would you scratch me? 24. Would you l
Fan Me Please...
Gettin There
well here i sit at 15 weeks pregnant, wishing this would go a lil faster...i know that my husband wants this to go a lil faster..he's real excited about being a daddy!! Oh well...when ure baking something of this importance time is what ya need. Not one of those things u can rush out of the oven and hope its ok LOL!! anyway, i dont really have much of anything to blog about, i was bored so i figured i'd ramble a little bit!! woohoo..more laterz wow..new to this whole cherrytap thing..but i'm gettin there..pray for me and one day i just might actually make it to level 1 HAHA anyway..thats bout it
What A Friend Means To A Guy..
This said by the best description in a movie and whether you like it or not for the most part it is true.... Sally: We are just going to be friends, ok? Harry: Great! Friends! It's the best thing. Harry: You realise of course that we can never be friends. Sally: Why not? Harry: What I'm saying is... and this is not a come-on in any way, shape or form, is that men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way. Sally: That's not true, I have a number of men friends and there's is no sex involved. Harry: No you don't. Sally: Yes I do. Harry: No you don't. Sally: Yes I do. Harry: You only think you do. Sally: You're saying I'm having sex with these men without my knowledge? Harry: No, what I'm saying is they all want to have sex with you. Sally: They do not. Harry: Do too. Sally: They do not. Harry: Do too. Sally: How do you know? Harry: Because no man can be friends with a woman h
Attention All Ldc Family
Still Learning
I guess it takes a while to get the hang of this. I'm still learning, so if you say something or send something or whatever and I dont respond, please dont take it personal. I'm trying.