I just wanna get RED
Type:
Common Interest - Activities
Description:
Gettin RED- What could possibly be finer?(other than a few key moments in life of course), one can find a period of relief from the daily bullshit with a little RED time. Whether it's one on one or more of a group effort, the redness is taking hold everywhere and at all times- If they're is one thing that has the power to bring the masses of this crazy world together. It is all of our desires to assist ourselves in whatever may ail us. Even if you dont speak the same language or have any appriciation for one anothers culture, you will still feel about the same once the redness begins to take hold, we all might as well be screaming the chinese equivalent of "Take it To the Faaaaccceeee!"- But i digress, which one might often do under a RED influence of some kind.But. Rather than sweeping our habits under the carpet and putting on this whole facade when those who aren't normally there come around, i say that we welcome our new compatriots, throw a lil Redness thier way maybe? Who are we to say that they aren't down? for all we know they got some 2's when we might only have some 1's- you cannot under any circumstance denounce the possibility that someone might be up on thier redness like you and i are, hell for all we know they may be REDder, prolly not but, hell if you dont know than you just dont know,You should however employ a sophisticated screening process before the mentioning of any activities which involve gettin Red, you wouldn't wanna run up on some nark askin if they knew what time it was. But never the less if you know anything about the redness taking hold than you know when its proper just shut your RED ass up and enjoy the moment. There are soooo many beautiful things in this world that conjure a primordial instinct that awakens in us some kind of a revelation, None of them (with the exceptions of hunger and sex of course) compare to the direct effect one will undergo once they see someone in the process of getting RED. You watch TV, you've seen beer commercials, all they make you want to do is to get faaaccceeedd&Fuck, ahhh marketing genius, now think and imagine, you just walked into a strange place with strange people, you may not even be with a single soul that you have ever spoken a word to, but alas,opportunity seems to be overtaking futility and confusion. you glance over your right shoulder just to see a highly constructive game of 7's under way, pleased, you look left and see a few conspicuous characters gettin down on some of that flavorfull cud, now intimately intrigued, you look straight ahead and where you may have once seen a room full of strangers you now see a varitable cluster-fuck of inebriated Red-ass fools who by the end of the night you may even call friends. Now im not sayin to go runnin around the place passin out samples of one kind or another, but just to let it be apparent that no one will be condemned for thier actions of gettin RED. Some may view this as a time to offer,others a time to accept, but most importantly ALL will see this as an invitation to get RED!
