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Survey Says....go Fuck Yourself...
1.What was the last hot thing you touched? my penis 2.When was the last time you were given roses? When I was going to die...then I came back as a zombie and ate them 3.How much did you weigh when you were born? I dunno, but from the looks of my mom...alot 4.Have you ever been in a pageant? Yes, it was for Homeless BumFights 5.Do you prefer to take showers at night or in the morning? At night before I goto bed and have angie talk me to sleep..with her crow noises. 6.What are you doing on Monday? Sleeping, I got the day off 7.Have you ever had your blood taken? Yes, by Angie when she bit me 8.Do you have an eating disorder? Yes, I eat lunch in the morning, breakfast for lunch, and dessert for dinner 9.How do you feel about your ex? Ex? What Ex? 10.As a child did you ever take swimming lessons? Yes, everytime the kids shat in the pool we learned to swim away fast 11.What was the last movie you watched in theaters? Knocked Up 2 - E.T. Cums at Home

Where To Retire
THIS ABOUT SAYS IT ALL~~~THERE IS NO PERFECT PLACE!!... there is something for everyone.... Where to Live After Retirement You can live in Phoenix, Arizona where..... 1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade. 2. You've experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl . 3. You can drive for 4 hours in one direction and never leave town. 4. You have over 100 recipes for Mexican food. 5. You know that "dry heat" is comparable to what hits you in the face when you open your oven door. 6. The 4 seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!! You can Live in California where... 1. You make over $250,000 and you still can't afford to buy a house. 2. The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway. 3. You know how to eat an artichoke. 4. You drive your rented Mercedes to your neighborhood block party. 5. When someone asks you how far something is, you tell them how long it w

So True. I Love You
The days are so warm and lovely. The sunshine seems so saving. Time will pass. With clouds in mass. Still the sun is there. For all the blows, fall downs and colds. There is my sun. For he will be the one to enlighten me. To hold me, love me and fill the void inside. My unbroken heart can only hold back so much. The desire to truly love is overpowering. I find myself soul searching wondering why. Why do I wait for him? Why do I worship him? Why do hang on his every word like... A broken heart. So true. But I love you.

Wichita Smoking Ban
Ok this opinion came from a bars website and myspace which I do the work on and I express the same opinions so I thought I would post this just to inform the locals here and to complain about this law they are trying to pass here in town and am sure in many towns around the United States. WICHITA IS CONSIDERING A BAN ON SMOKING IN ALL PUBLIC PLACES WE BELIEVE THIS IS A REPRESSION OF OUR RIGHT TO LIFE, LIBERTY, AND THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS. NOT TO MENTION IT COULD COST SOME OF US OUR JOBS. WE ARE NOT CONDONING SMOKING OR NOT SMOKING... WE ARE CONDONING OUR RIGHT TO DECIDE! WE HAVE SEEN GOVERNMENTS LIKE THIS IN THE PAST; THEY THOUGHT TO DO AWAY WITH ENTIRE GROUPS OF PEOPLE THAT DID NOT FIT A "CERTAIN GENETIC SET OF IDEALS" WE HAVE SENT HUNDRDS OF THOUSANDS OF OUR OWN TO PLACES LIKE 1940'S GERMANY AND PRESENT DAY IRAQ IN RESPONSE TO WHAT WE THINK IS WRONG... NOW OUR OWN CITY GOVERNMENTS ARE TRYING TO TO DO THE SAME THING!

Hurt
I’m here no matter what you think I’ve been here so long I deal with the pain you cause I deal with you making me feel used You treat me like if you touch me I’ll break You treat me like if you touch me you’ll get a disease You make me feel like there is something wrong with me You make me hurt so much sometime and you never know it My heart breaks when you treat me like this I feel like my heart is shattering I cry myself to sleep wishing you would come in and just hold me I cry when you are not looking I sit here longing for you to just put your arms around me I long to hear you say that you want me I long to feel you just kiss me for no reason I am here I will NOT break You will NOT catch anything by touching me I hurt knowing that you do not want to touch me like I want you to

Never Give Up
Never give up I am always here I’ve been here for so long You just didn’t realize it I’ve been right before your eyes And you’ve never seen me I’m your best friend Your worst enemy Your lover And your protector I’ve never given up on you Please don’t ever give up on me I need you I miss you I want you Please don’t ever give up on us

Looking In Your Eyes
When I look into your eyes I see forever in them I see you and me together in your eyes When I feel your arms around me I feel so cared for and so safe When you kiss me, I see fireworks And I’ve never seen that before When I close my eyes at night, all I see Are your eyes, your smile, and your face. I don’t want to see that look fade away to hatred When you close your eyes, do you see me? Do you think about me as much as I do you? Looking into your eyes makes me feel so safe Please don’t let it ever end

Seeing You
Seeing you after all this time makes my heart beat overtime I feel like my breath has been stolen right out of me Remembering the past seems not to last when new memories are being made. Seeing you after all this time makes my life seem so empty before Seeing you after all this time makes me feel so good

Not Having You
Not having you means not having my life My life is worthless if you leave it You are the air I breathe The water I drink The food I eat You are my life Not having you means not living my life the way I should

Once In A Lifetime
Once in a lifetime does a person find that special someone Once in a lifetime can a person find someone who completes them Once in a lifetime a person finds someone that they can talk to without thinking twice about what they say. Once in a lifetime can someone find someone that they are more than just physically attracted to. To be mentally and intellectually attracted to someone is a very rare thing to find once in a lifetime. When a person finds that person they shouldn’t let go. They should hold on and let the feelings ride. When a person just wants to hear a voice that makes their skin tingle shows something very special. To be able to tell someone your deepest secrets and have no fears To be able to tell someone all your fears and feel good that you told them is hard to find. To have someone touch not just your heart but your soul also might be the scariest thing in the world but it’s also the most wonderful feeling in the world. Maybe I should st

Next-n-line
For those of you that have asked and those of you who never asked and wonder why or what. NEXT IN LINE: is or more accurately was the name of a band that , I was supposed to be in way back when I worked @ Taco bell, like in 97. Turns out someone already had that name for their band, and needless to say , if you know me I can barely keep my shoes tied or dress myself, so playin BASS in a band would have been a disaster anyway. But that name has stuck with me, I think it's my way of remembering what may have been, I like it. There are other names I've used in the past; Osiris, Neo (before the MATRIX), That Guy, Terry , you know the normal stuff. But Next in Line will alwasy be me, my chosen name to display, I could go further into the Next in Line story but I'll save that for a further date in thefuture when you are really bored.

I Am Scorpio!!!!
"Scorpio is one of the most misunderstood signs in the zodiac, and one of those with the worst reputation. While it does deal with serious issues, it does not deserve most of the negative things that have been said about it. In fact, it can be very positive. As for polarity with the opposite sign, Scorpio seems to have little to do with Taurus. In a way, Scorpio is more a prefiguration of Pisces. Scorpio is the first encounter with ego death. It completes the process begun in Libra, where the individual entered into a dialogue with another person while both individuals remained separate entities. In Scorpio, the two individuals merge into "the one" on an emotional level, and this is the first kind of ego death. While the above places Scorpio into the scheme of the signs -- it is, however, not the essence of the sign. The essence is transformation, and it is inherently mystical. This is not the mysticism of Christianity, which is primarily otherworldly, ascetic, and self-denying.

A Defination
Regret is an intelligent (and/or emotional) dislike for personal past acts and behaviors. Regret is often felt when someone feels sadness, shame, or guilt after committing an action or actions that the person later wishes that he or she had not done. Regret is distinct from guilt, which is a deeply emotional form of regret — one which may be difficult to comprehend in an objective or conceptual way. In this regard, the concept of regret is subordinate to guilt in terms of its "emotional power." By comparison, shame typically refers to the social (rather than personal) aspect of guilt or (in minor context) regret as imposed by the society or culture (enforcement of ethics, morality), which has substantial bearing in matters of (personal and social) honor. Regret can describe not only the dislike for an action that has been committed, but also, importantly, regret of inaction. Many people find themselves wishing that they had done something in a past situation.

Broken Hearts
If you have ever had your heart broken, you know of the pain, lonliness, sadness and the fear of never loving again, let alone you being loved by someone. My heart has been through this twice in my life so I consider this to be sort of lucky...Who knows, maybe the old saying is true "Third time is a charm"...Some might think it is silly but I like to be optimistic...The heart is a fragile, forgiving and loving part of a person, it has withstood many troubles, worries, and yes HEARTACHE!!! But it is also a strong part of a person too, it allows you to love, forgive, and feel...When a heart breaks the only thing that I think can repair or mend it, is time. With the thought of feeling love and the feeling of being in love the heart will heal itself eventually! The thought of finding love again scares me, but I know that eventually I will let my guard down for just a minute, long enough for the love of a good caring man to get into my heart and then allow me to start the process of trustin

Celtic Tree Calendar And Ogham # 1
The Druid Alphabet was used for communication, sacred purposes and divination. Each consonant of the Alphabet represented a moon cycle; therefore, the Druid year was comprised of thirteen months. The extra day was a "non-calendar" day of ritual, used to "renew" the year. First Month - "Beth" - (Birch): December 24 - January 20 Birchwood was used by the Druids to whip evil spirits an influences from the human body. Known as Lady of the Woods, Paper Birch and White Birch. The bark was often used in love spells. The Inspiring One, Vivacious, attractive, elegant, friendly, unpretentious, modest, does not like anything in excess, abhors the vulgar, loves life in nature and in calm, not very passionate, full of imagination, little ambition, creates a calm and content atmosphere. Second Month - "Luis" - (Rowan): January 21 - February 17 Rowan was burned to summon spirits to fight for the Druid's causes. Its berries were magickally cast upon to produce sustenance of nine meals.

The Journey Of A Man
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She Did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with

Leaving>?????
IT SEEMS MANY PPL I LOVE WHO I AM CLOSE TO OR ONCE WAS CLOSE TO ARE LEAVING JUST TO GET AWAY FROM BS CAUSED BY OTHERS N THE DRAMA WHICH IS FINE BUT THEN IT MEANS I WONT BE SEEING THEM UNLESS I DECIDE TO MOVE WITH THEM OR VISIT THEM. . I BARELY SEE THEM NOW BC OF BS IN THE PAST THAT OTHERS CAUSED N WERE TOO PIGHEADED 2 SEE. N MANY PPL R BLIND I SEE THAT NOW..I KNOW ITS FOR THE BEST FOR THEM 2 START A NEW BUT THEN I FEEL I WILL BE ALONE, LEFT WITH MY FAMILY WHO I WILL SOON MOVE ON MY OWN BUT WILL KEEP IN TOUCH WITH... N MY FRIENDS..I DONT SEE THEM NOW AS MUCH BUT IT WAS A COMFORT TO KNOW THEY WERE IN NYC N I COULD JUST SAY OK IM GOINMG THERE OR LETS MEET UP OR WAT NOT N ITS THAT EASY PICK A DAY N BOOM BUT IF THEY MOVE...I CANT DO THAT N I HAVE THIS THING EVERY TIME PPL MOVE AWAY I NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN N I DONT WANT TO HAVE 2 MISS ANYONE I CARE ABOUT....IM TIRED OF MISSING PPL BUT THATS MY LIFE I SEE. I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT N SUM WERE BAD N THERE WERE 2 DEATHS INVOLVE..N THEN THE OTHERS

Jump
Buried at PhotoCasket.com Jump My mind says Jump. My heart says No. My mind is like the Devil on one shoulder. My heart is like an Angel on the other. Should I stay or Should I go. I’m torn about this. I just don’t know. Candles lit as a Tribute to my life. No one knows the pain, Or understands the strife. A sense of calm washes Over my soul. The devil says jump, No one has to know. Then the fear hits me As I step to the ledge. The angel says calmly Step back from the edge. I see the candles Burning brightly for me. I lit them myself, Because there’s only me. Why should I be alone In all this terrible pain. The angel says you’re not alone, For relief you will obtain. The devil snaps back, You’re just a mindless shell, Now jump is what you’re supposed do, To leave this miserable hell. His words rung clear As I step to the extreme. The angel says wake up my child, For it was only a dream. © 2007, Kristin E. Porter. All rights res

Chicken Survives Two Days In Freezer!!
Chicken survives two days in freezer A Chinese man took a chicken out of the freezer after two days - and was shocked to find it was still alive. Gan Shugen, of Chengdu city, says the hen was a gift from a relative, reports Chengdu Evening News. It was wrapped in a thick plastic bag with its legs bound so, assuming it was dead, Gan put it straight in the freezer. But two days later, when Gan opened the freezer, he was amazed by what he saw. "I heard weak sounds, and when I opened the bag, a red head popped out," he said. "It was still warm, and when I removed the tape, she could stand." Gan says the bag also contained a big chunk of frozen excrement. Li Fazhi, of the Chinese Association of Animal and Veterinary Sciences, said he was mystified. "If the hen was locked in a fridge, that's still amazing; but if she survived in a freezer for two days, that's magic," he said. Gan locked the hen into the freezer again for more than 20 minutes, when a local TV s

To Start
IM NEW TO THIS HOLE THING OK ON THIS SIGHT..IM NOT HERE FOR SEX OK N IM NOT HEAR TO HEAR UR DICK SIZE.U CAN BE 12 INCHES BUT IT TAKES A REAIL MAN TO WIN MY LOVE AND AFECTION NOT UR DICK..AND IT TAKES A GOOD HONEST HEARTED MAN TO EVIN GET IN MY PAINTS.N IM NOT A FUCK ON THE FIRST DATE KINDDA GURL..YOU GOT TO WORK FOR MY LOVE AND AFECTION LIKE ID EXSPECT TO WORK FOR YOURSE..DO YOU EVIN KNOW WHAT U CAN CACH OUT THERE GEEZE MEN HAVE SOME SELF CONTROL OK..THERE MAY BE GIRLS ON HERE WHO GIVE IT UP LEFT N RIGHT TO THE FIRST HOT PEAICE OF ASS WHO ASKES THEME TO BUT NOT ME..IM CAREFUIL N I TAKE MY TIME WITH A MAN BECAOUSE I CAN MAKE A MAN HAPPY FOR A LONG TIME NOT JUST A ONE NIGHT STAND IM ONLY 20 BUT I KNOW WHAT I WANT IN LIFE..SO STOP ASKING ME TO FUCK U N STOP TELLING ME UR DICK SIZE.RESPECT ME DAMN....TY FOR READING..

Just A Little Diddy For Friday Morning...
you may know this song if you're a pulp fiction fan as i am... "If Love is a Red Dress"- Maria McKee My heart is empty. Your eyes are dull. Once we were hungry, Now we are full. These ties that bind us, Can't beat these chains. If love is shelter, I'm gonna walk in the rain. You were my angel. Now, you are real. So like a stranger, Colder than steel. The morning after, know what you bring. If love is a red dress, Well, hang me in rags. Oh well. There goes the fairy tale. Lord, ain't it a shame? In all this comfort, I can't take the strain. If we played even, I'd be your queen. But someone was cheatin'. And it wasn't me. I've laid it on the table, You held something back. If love is Aces, Give me the Jack.

I Wish You Enough!!!!!!
Recently I overheard a mother and daughter in their last moments together at the airport. They had announced the departure. Standing near the security gate, they hugged and the mother said, 'I love you and I wish you enough'. The daughter replied, 'Mom, our life together has been more than enough. Your love is all I ever needed. I wish you enough, too, Mom'. They kissed and the daughter left. The mother walked over to the window where I was seated. Standing there I could see she wanted and needed to cry. I tried not to intrude on her privacy but she welcomed me in by asking, 'Did you ever say good-bye to someone knowing it would be forever?’ 'Yes, I have,' I replied. 'Forgive me for asking, but why is this a forever good-bye?'. 'I am old and she lives so far away. I have challenges ahead and the reality is, the next trip back will be for my funeral,' she said. 'When you were saying good-bye, I heard you say, 'I wish you enough'. May I ask what that means?' She began to sm

Id Checks
Ok what the hell is with all the bouncer id checks. i seem to get them alot and it really pisses me off. can anyone explain to me why i get them so much? sorry but i had to spout about this. i get them so much, does anyone else? ok i am done ranting... lol

Happy Birthday!
A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his Birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune. 'Well,' said the clerk, 'I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been trained to give oral sex !' 'Oral sex !' the woman replied. 'It hasn't been proved but we've sold 30 of them this month,' he said.. The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, what if it's true...no more oral sex for her! She bought the frog. When she explained Froggy's' ability to her husband, he was extremely skeptical and laughed it off. The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again. In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying every-where, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading

Love Poem
If I could have just one wish, I would wish to wake up everyday to the sound of your breath on my neck, the warmth of your lips on my cheek, the touch of your fingers on my skin, and the feel of your heart beating with mine... Knowing that I could never find that feeling with anyone other than you. - Courtney Kuchta -

Whats Yours......????
IM A PISCES WHAT IS YOURS GEMINI -WILD IN BED (5/21-6/21) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. dual personalities. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud. 16 years of good luck if you repost SCORPIO - SEX (10/23-11/21) Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. ONE OF A KIND.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. The best sexual partners in the zodiac. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of goo luck if you repost. CANCER-MORE SEX TO GIVE (6/22-7/22) Trustworthy.Sweet. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of good luck if you repost LIBRA-GREATEST SEX EVER (9/23-10/22) Caring and k

Passion
Passions now inflamed Our latest kiss blamed Lips so softly touch More needed so much Naked breasts await Demanding their fate Either my moist lips Or eager fingertips Still fail to satisfy More! Your burning cry Urgent parting thighs Offer your ultimate prize All other thoughts gone As we again become one Ending, no possible other For you my precious lover

Still I Rise Another Poem By Me
You may write me down in history With your bitter, twisted lies, You may trod me in the very dirt But still, like dust, I'll rise. Does my sassiness upset you? Why are you beset with gloom? 'Cause I walk like I've got oil wells Pumping in my living room. Just like moons and like suns, With the certainty of tides, Just like hopes springing high, Still I'll rise. Did you want to see me broken? Bowed head and lowered eyes? Shoulders falling down like teardrops. Weakened by my soulful cries. Does my haughtiness offend you? Don't you take it awful hard 'Cause I laugh like I've got gold mines Diggin' in my own back yard. You may shoot me with your words, You may cut me with your eyes, You may kill me with your hatefulness, But still, like air, I'll rise. Does my sexiness upset you? Does it come as a surprise That I dance like I've got diamonds At the meeting of my thighs? Out of the huts of history's shame I rise Up from a past that's rooted in pai

The Ultimate Female Joke ~~~
> ULTIMATE FEMALE JOKE > It has long been contended that there are male jokes and there > are female jokes. And there are unisex jokes. > > Here is a joke I consider a true female joke. I offer it to you > in the hope that women will love it then pass it on and men will > pass it along to a woman who will love it. > > A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail > with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, > extremely sexy middle-aged man entered. He was so striking > that the woman could not take her eyes off him. > > The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and > walked directly toward her. (As all men will.) > > Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he > leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely > anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, > for $20.00 only on one condition..." > > Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. > The man repli

How Many Times....
How many times have my wishes and my dreams and my prayers for you hidden beneath my breath? How many times have I looked at you, heart in my throat, hands in my pockets, a smile on my face, just wanting to say...

What Is Hope?
What is hope? To want? To desire? To expect that what's envisioned may indeed happen? YES to all of the above. Is hope that gut feeling that it's worth holding out and hanging on for just a little longer? ABSOLUTELY Is hope the core of the human condition? CERTAINLY Can you have hope without faith and hunility and wonder? THAT'S TOUGH Just the thought that there's something bigger, something truer, something totally surprising out there waiting for us is... PRICELESS. What would you be without hope growing deep in your bones, thriving in every inch of you? NOTHING. What does it take to hope? EVERYTHING!!!!!!!

Loving
Loving might be a big mistake, but it's worth making. Love, Love, Love. You have to love, and if you don't get love right, you have to move on, and forgive. And then you have to remember that you've forgiven, or else you can't move on. And if you don't move on, you'll surely end up... BITTER. DON'T LET SOME HELL-BENT HEART LEAVE YOU BITTER.

At What Point Does It Cross The Line?
Two old friends find each other on myspace. These people have been good friends before, even dated a long time ago. Innocent letter writing takes place in the beginning, and then it becomes more flirtatious, ultimately leading up to one of the parties re-falling in love with the other. It is hard to figure out how the second part of the equation feels about the situation, seeing the words written don’t really amount to much more than fluffed up nothings. Time goes on and eventually they meet up in the summer at Bumpershoot. This first meeting goes as anybody would guess, just harmless interactions, with nothing else taking place. More time goes on, and eventually they rendezvous again in Seattle at a club. This is after some more flirtatious letters and text messages are sent to one another (provocative picture messages are sent, too.). What goes on in the club and outside the club is unclear, but it would be the setup for the next night. The story goes is that he was

I Did It!!!
i got my lip pierced!! i look soo fuckn hot not that i didnt look how before but not im 10x's hotter ( know conceded much..) you know i am..lol so go check out my new pics. and tell me that im right! Loves, siyra

My Color Is...........
Your Passion is Orange Your sex life is driven by your wild fantasies. For you, sex is a dramatic performance where you are the star. And you love putting on a wild act for your lover, trying to top last night's show. Whether you enjoy the actual sex is irrelevant... it's all about putting on a good act! What Color Is Your Passion?

Is Beer Good For You
When you reach for an ice cold mug of suds on a hot summer day, you're not just quenching your thirst, you're doing something healthy for your body -- seriously! What if your doctor prescribed you a medicine that could reduce strokes, heart and vascular disease, and the incidence of cataracts and breast cancer cells? You would take it every day, right? Well, you won't have to see your doctor for this remedy, but you may want to visit your favorite bartender. It's fairly common knowledge that beer has a relaxing effect on the body and can reduce stress, but there are a myriad of other health benefits of this potent potable that are not as apparent at your local happy hour. There has never been better reasons to enjoy a cold one. So test your beer health IQ. The Healthy, Happy Hour Beer Quiz: True or false? Beer is good for your heart. True: A Dutch study conducted by TNO Nutrition and Food Research found that a known reference for predicting future cardiovascular disease,

Rise
I SINK DOWN TO YOUR LEVEL YOU UTTER THE WORDS THAT FINISH ME OFF I INHALE DEEPLY AND AVOID YOUR LIPS HANDS GUIDE YOU TO ME ARE THESE MY HANDS? IS THIS MY CHOICE? YES, YES I RISE UP IN BREATHLESS WONDER YOU HOLD ME DOWN PRESSING HARDER THAN BEFORE YOU HAVE CONTROL I BITE MY LIPS AND OPEN WIDE AND TAKE YOU IN NAIVE AND TRUSTING RAPED AND HARDENED I ONLY ASK FOR MORE ALL I WANT... THE WORDS IN MY THROAT STOP NO, NO. JUST FUCK ME.

Gasoline And Marlboro's.
Gasoline and Marlboro's. Turn the key, reverse out the driveway. Telling myself today will be a good day. Decide to stop at the store, Almost out of smokes, gonna need some more. Three steps in the door, I hear a voice, That says i'll die if I walk one more. Screamin at me to get on the floor. Gun in the car, so I turn for the door. Four bangs, as I fall the ground. I heard everything, but it was a silencing sound. Knew I was gonna die, blood all around. I wasn't scared, truth is, I barely cared. Knowing I was going to see my Moms. See little D, probaly apoligize to Hank G. Holla at Jesus, and finally be home. Those where the only thoughts in my dome. Body getting cold, still I felt like the ruler of Rome. Best feeling in the world knowing where your going. The pain subsided, it was peace that was growing. Out of the wounds, was the only without tears in the room. Felt like a baby, on the last day in the dark womb. Lift my head up quick, lean my feet over,

A Bear Walks Into A Bar And Sits Down
A bear walks into a bar and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and says "we don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings." The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. The bartender again tells him "WE don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings". The bear, very angry now, says "if you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar." The bartender, once again says " sorry, we don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings." The bear goes to the end of the bar, and as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings Montana that are on drugs." The bear says I'm not on drugs. The bar tender says yes you are, that was a barbitchyouate

A Divorcee' In Her Early Forties Was Sitting At A Bar
A divorcee' in her early forties was sitting at a bar one night, when she noticed a young, attractive black man just a few stools away. She'd never seen for herself if the stories about black men were true, so she took the opportunity to buy the young stud a drink. One drink led to another, and those led to the couple going back to the divorcee's apartment. Once there, the woman stripped naked, climbed up in her bed, struck a sexy, come-hither look, and whispered, "OK, you gorgeous piece of chocolate man. S how me what young black boys do best." So he beat her up and stole her stereo.

Get Your Free Power Mall
Hi there im Angela i would like to tell you about a way you can make money with no money and its free its called my Power Mall it is free to join and the key is well its kinda like yuwie you just give malls away free like i do it does not cost anything and anyone can do it and its a amazing income.Speaking of amazing income… let’s look at the money that can be generated when you give away Shopping Malls to 10 people who then give away 10 Shopping Malls of their own – all the way down through 9 Tiers.Your own Mall occupies Shopping Tier 1. The 10 people you give it away to will be on your second Shopping Tier. They get 10 each which puts 100 people on your 3rd Shopping Tier and now you have 111 people you are receiving shopping rebates from. But you’re just beginning. Those 100 people each give away 10 Shopping Malls and now you’re at 1000 on Tier 4, which grows into 10,000 on Tier 5. Those 10,000 will all be eager to have their own success, so when they give away their 10 Shopp

While You Are Sleeping!
I look in the room and see you, face down and naked on the bed….I am sure you are asleep, I can hear the deep rhythmic sounds of your breathing….mmmmm…..your arse looks so inviting in the dim light in the room….my cock stirs inside my shorts…… I enter the room noiselessly moving over to the side of the bed…I step out of my shorts, my t shirt is by the pool, with all the other party goers……I gaze at your beautiful bottom….pulling gently at my cock….thinking of what I can do to you…..mmmmmm……..I want to touch you and lick you until you scream with pleasure……I slowly and gentle kneel in between your legs and start to edge my face towards your arse…..my one hand supporting my weight the other slowly snaking out in front of me….searching out your cunt lips….they are closed and I start to stroke them gently trying to coax them open…..I dip my face down, there is just enough room to settle my head between your thighs….you naughty girl….sleeping with your legs open….mmmmmm…..I smell your sc

Where Are U
We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls >OR TEXTS< you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. let us pay for you! dont "feel bad" We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say "thank you." K

The Center Of Your World!
ITS FUNNY HOW YOU THINK SOME PEOPLE ARE YOUR FRIENDS... WHEN THEY KNEW EVERY MOVE YOU MADE, BUT STILL THEY BELIEVE THE HATERS I LAUGH CUZ THEY WILL NEVER BE HAPPY... AND FOR THOSE OF YOU BITCHES THAT HAVE MY NAME IN YOUR MOUTH SWALLOW IT! PLEASE!!! I HAVE NO TIME FOR YOUR PETTY DRAMA NOR YOUR PETTY LIFE... I DON'T NEED YOU, AND I NEVER WILL. SOME PEOPLE JUST CAN'T GET OVER SHIT. WHICH THEY NEED TO! AND BEFORE YOU COME AT ME CALLIN ME A HOE, BITCH LOOK AT YOURSELF PLEASE. I'LL PUT YOUR ASS ON BLAST QUICK ASS HELL. SO PLEASE DO US ALL A FAVOR GROW THE FUCK UP, AND ACT YOUR AGE... ITS SAD TO SEE HOW SOME WOMAN NOW AND DAYS ONLY GET MORE IGNORRANT AS THEY GET OLDER. THEN THEY THINK THEY KNOW THE WORLD BECAUSE THEIR WISER... REALITY CHECK YOU DON'T! COMMON SENSE SAYS IF YOU DID YOU WOULDN'T CONTINUOUSLY GET PLAYED FOR A FOOL. BUT LIKE I SAID ONCE BEFORE TALKING BOUT ME IS ONLY MAKING ME THE CENTER OF YOUR WORLD. BAD OR GOOD I'M ON YOUR MIND. TAKE MY WORDS HOW YOU WANT TO I HAVE NO HAIR ON M

God Created Woman
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day. 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- CREATION A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. 'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- WHO DOES WHAT A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, 'You should do it because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee. The husband said, 'You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do i

World's Hariest Man In Love
Hairiest man seeks new love The world's hairiest man is looking for a new love on the internet after breaking up with his girlfriend. Yu Zhenhuan, recognised in 2002 as the world's hairiest man by the Guinness Book of Records, is using an online dating agency. "I was amazed to see his picture there, since I'd been hearing he was going to get married soon. So I called the media," says the person who broke the story, and who wants to remain anonymous. Yu, 29, confirmed: "We got to know each other through the internet, and had been seeing each other for three years. Unfortunately our relationship has come to an end." And he added: "My whole body is covered with hair, and my parents are worried I won't be able to find a wife. Many girls are shocked when they see me in person. "I feel like King Kong, hideous, but with a soft and tender heart," he told Zhejiang Online.

Birthday Dethday
Many years ago today something grew inside of your mother... That thing was you YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU Did she scream did she cry Only those that are born are the ones that Get to die One more year closer to dying Rotting organs ripping grinding Biological discordance Birthday equals self abhorrence Years keep passing aging always Mutate into vapid slugs Doctor gives a new perscription Bullet in a fucking gun One more year closer to dying Plastic surgeons fuel the lying You forget why you came in here Your mind rots with every New Year RSVP PLEASE For the DETH of thee You have little time And you're running out of life Happy Birthday You're gonna die Now you're old and full of hatred Take a pill to masturbatred Children point to you and scream Because they will become that thing One more year of further suffering There's no point of fucking bluffing Open up your DETHDAY present It's a box of fucking nothing RSVP PLEASE For the DETH

Story Of....
I'm going to start out a story, your comments will help continue the story. Ready to play??? Drew wanted a few things from the store, so he grabbed his wallet, jumped in his car & left his house...(next comment will continue the story)

Gone
INTO THE DARKNESS IT BECAME SO CLEAR THE ONE I LOVE IS NO WHERE NEAR, THE MORE I CHOKE, I DROWN,THE MORE I SLEEP THE MORE I FROWN DREAMS OF HIM IS ALL I SEE,THE FEELINGS OF WANTING HIM HERE WITH ME,PASSIONATE KISSES IS ALL WE'D SPEAKE,IF OUR LIPS WERE TO EVER TO MEET WE WE WOULD NEVER STOP

Don't Take It Personal (just One Of Dem Days)
It's just one of them days, when I wanna be all alone It's just one of them days, when I gotta be all alone It's just one of them days, don't take it personal I just wanna be all alone And you think I treat you wrong I wanna take some time out to think things through I know it always feels like I'm doing you wrong But I'm so in love with you So understand that I'm only in love You're the only one I need So have no thought that I want to leave And baby trust me please 1-Just one of them days, that a girl goes through When I'm angry inside Don't want to take it out on you Just one of them days, don't take it personal I just wanna be all alone And you think I treat you wrong Don't take it personal, baby baby baby baby Don't take it personal I see and I think about every thing we do And I find myself in mysery and that ain't cool Hey now, I really want to be with you The whole way through But the way you make me feel inside keeps me confused As I swing back

Building A Mystery
You come out at night That's when the energy comes And the dark side's light And the vampires roam You strut your rasta wear And your suicide poem And a cross from a faith that died Before Jesus came You're building a mystery You live in a church Where you sleep with voodoo dolls And you won't give up the search For the ghosts in the halls You wear sandals in the snow And a smile that won't wash away Can you look out the window Without your shadow getting in the way? You're so beautiful With an edge and charm But so careful When I'm in your arms Cause you're working Building a mystery Holding on and holding it in Yeah you're working Building a mystery And choosing so carefully You woke up screaming aloud A prayer from your secret god You feed off our fears And hold back your tears, oh Give us a tantrum And a know it all grin Just when we need one When the evening's thin You're so beautiful A beautiful fucked up man You're setting up your

Poison
Your cruel device, Your blood like ice. One look could kill, My pain, your thrill. I wanna love you, but I better not touch (don't touch) I wanna hold you, but my senses tell me to stop I wanna kiss you, but I want it too much (too much) I wanna taste you, but your lips are venomous poison You're poison runnin' through my veins You're poison, I don't wanna break these chains. Your mouth, so hot Your web, I'm caught Your skin, so wet Black lace on sweat I hear you callin' and it's needles and pins (and pins) I wanna hurt you just to hear you screaming my name Don't wanna touch you, but you're under my skin (deep in) I wanna kiss you, but your lips are venomous poison You're poison runnin' through my veins You're poison, I don't wanna break these chains Poison One look (one look), could kill (could kill), My pain, your thrill. I wanna love you, but I better not touch (don't touch) I wanna hold you, but my senses tell me to stop I wanna kiss you, but

Killing Me Softly
Strumming my pain with his fingers, Singing my life with his words, Killing me softly with his song, Killing me softly, With his song telling my whole life With his words, Killing me softly, With his song [LAURYN] One time, One time, (one time) hey yo L you know you got the lyrics I heard he sang a good song, I heard he had a style, And so I came to see him and listen for a while. And there he was this young boy, stranger to my eyes, Strumming my pain with his fingers, (one time,one time) Singing my life with his words, (two times. two times) Killing me softly with this song, Killing me softly, With his song, telling my whole life, With his words, Killing me softly with his song. I felt all flushed with fever, Embarrassed by the crowd, I felt he found my letters then read each one out loud. I prayed that he would finish, But he just kept right on- Strumming my pain with his fingers, (One Time, one time!) Singing my life with his words, (Two Times, two times!

Wonderwall
Today is gonna be the day That they're gonna throw it back to you By now you should've somehow Realized what you gotta do I don't believe that anybody Feels the way I do about you now Backbeat the word was on the street That the fire in your heart is out I'm sure you've heard it all before But you never really had a doubt I don't believe that anybody feels The way I do about you now And all the roads we have to walk are winding And all the lights that lead us there are blinding There are many things that I would Like to say to you But I don't know how Because maybe You're gonna be the one that saves me? And after all You're my wonderwall Today was gonna be the day? But they'll never throw it back to you By now you should've somehow Realized what you're not to do I don't believe that anybody Feels the way I do About you now And all the roads that lead you there are winding And all the lights that light the way are blinding There are many things th

Creep
When you were here before, Couldn't look you in the eye, You're just like an angel, Your skin makes me cry; You float like a feather, In a beautiful world, I wish I was special, You're so fuckin' special; But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo, What the hell am I doin' here? I don't belong here; I don't care if it hurts, I wanna have control, I want a perfect body, I want a perfect soul; I want you to notice, When I'm not around, You're so fuckin' special, I wish I was special; But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo, What the hell am I doin' here? I don't belong here, ohhhh, ohhhh She's running out again, She's running, She runs runs runs runs... Runs... Whatever makes you happy, Whatever you want, You're so fucking special, I wish I was special; But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo, What the hell am I doin' here? I don't belong here, I don't belong here...

Nothing Else Matters
So close no matter how far Couldn't be much more from the heart Forever trust in who we are And nothing else matters Never opened myself this way Life is ours, we live it our way All these words I don't just say And nothing else matters Trust I seek and I find in you Every day for us something new Open mind for a different view And nothing else matters Never cared for what they do Never cared for what they know But I know So close no matter how far Couldn't be much more from the heart Forever trusting who we are And nothing else matters Never cared for what they do Never cared for what they know But I know I never opened myself this way Life is ours, we live it our way All these words I don't just say And nothing else matters Trust I seek and I find in you Every day for us something new Open mind for a different view And nothing else matters Never cared for what they say Never cared for games they play Never cared for what they do Never

Jeremy
At home Drawing pictures Of mountain tops With him on top Lemon yellow sun Arms raised in a V Dead lay in pools of maroon below Daddy didn't give attention To the fact that mommy didn't care King Jeremy the wicked Ruled his world Jeremy spoke in class today Jeremy spoke in class today Clearly I remember Pickin' on the boy Seemed a harmless little fuck But we unleashed a lion Gnashed his teeth And bit the recess lady's breast How could I forget He hit me with a surprise left My jaw left hurting Dropped wide open Just like the day Like the day I heard Daddy didn't give affection And the boy was something that mommy wouldn't wear King Jeremy the wicked Ruled his world Jeremy spoke in class today Jeremy spoke in class today Try to forget this... Try to erase this... From the blackboard.

I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For
I have climbed highest mountain I have run through the fields Only to be with you Only to be with you I have run I have crawled I have scaled these city walls These city walls Only to be with you But I still haven't found what I'm looking for But I still haven't found what I'm looking for I have kissed honey lips Felt the healing in her fingertips It burned like fire This burning desire I have spoke with the tongue of angels I have held the hand of a devil It was warm in the night I was cold as a stone But I still haven't found what I'm looking for But I still haven't found what I'm looking for I believe in the kingdom come Then all the colors will bleed into one Bleed into one Well yes I'm still running You broke the bonds and you Loosed the chains Carried the cross Of my shame Of my shame You know I believed it But I still haven't found what I'm looking for But I still haven't found what I'm looking for But I still haven't found what I

Never Lie To A Woman
Never Lie to a Woman A man called home to his wife and said, ' Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends . We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up' ' Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas. ' The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked. The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish? He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to Do?' You'll love the answer... The wife replied.... 'I did. They're in your fishing box ...'

Only Time
Once upon a time there was an island where all the feelings lived; happiness, sadness, knowledge, and all the others, including love. One day it was announced to all of the feelings that the island was going to sink to the bottom of the ocean. So all the feelings prepared their boats to leave. Love was the only one that stayed. She wanted to preserve the island paradise until the last possible moment. When the island was almost totally under, Love decided it was time to leave. She began looking for someone to ask for help. Just then Richness was passing by in a grand boat. Love asked, "Richness, Can I come with you on your boat?" Richness answered, " I'm sorry, but there is a lot of silver and gold on my boat and there would be no room for you anywhere." Then Love decided to ask Vanity for help who was passing in a beautiful vessel. Love cried out, "Vanity, help me please." "I can't help you", Vanity said, "You are all wet and will damage my beautiful boat." Next, Love saw

Me And You
ive been a friend and ive been a fool but some things in life are worth going through I seen heartache and ive seen pain it seems nothing can break these chains one thing I know is true it'll always be me and you set in stone against the world they come and go we stand strong I hold your hand I feel your sorrow another night leads to tomorrow cant take it all away another lie another play there's got to be more than this death of the moon sealed with a kiss one thing I know that's always true I'll always be there for you set in stone upon the ground cry in the night the only sound i'm tired sore black and blue but its still me and you

Original Writing #8
Wednesday, August 22, 2007 your the man Current mood: calm Category: Romance and Relationships i want to be the woman just the woman not the man not the one who wears the pants just the one who washes and irons the pants not the one who brings home the bacon just the one who cooks the bacon not the king of the castle just the queen who sits beside the king i dont want to do the bills thats your job, your the man im the woman and thats all i want to be i want to stay home and raise your babies do homework and join the PTA i want to make 3 square meals a day....from scratch i want to keep your house fresh and clean i want to meet you at the door when you come home from work with a kiss and a little something special beneath my robe i want to love you and care for you and tend to your needs im the woman, your the man your my man your my king your my daddy let me be your everything

Calendar Girls
I would like to host a contest for a special series of women known as Rabbit's Calendar Girls. This contest will first start off for February calendar and January's calendar will have all 12 ladies on it. Rules are quite simple, let me have a photo that deals with month you want to compete for and then people may comment bomb plus rate it for you to win. Prizes will be awarded in December 2008 right before midnight on the 31st. Good luck to all and have fun ladies!

Spanked Hard
i met a woman who i thought was beautiful,she was petite,thin,and long curly hair,she was very firm talking, i liked that, we started dating whern i told her i needed to be spanked when im bad and she agreed,she told me since i drink alot,every time i drink i will be put across her knee,i told her that is ok,so she told me since i was out drinking that same night maybe i need a spanking, so i told her,its all up to you,, she took me into the bedroom and placed a chair in the middle of the room,she sat down and told me to pull down my pants,then she pulled me across her lap and began to spank my bare bottom with a hairbrush,i howled out loud and tried to get away but she held me tight and spanked me even harder, after 100 spanks she let me up and put me in the corner, years went by and we divorced but i still need that and hope to find it again someday.

Original Writing #9
Friday, August 17, 2007 Are We Done?? Current mood: confused Category: Romance and Relationships you have got to be kidding me why do you still do this im not even yours anymore we ended a while ago and your still stressin me common man get over it i cant go on like this i have a life too you failed to see that all these past years well i allowed you to not see that i suppose im an enabler i allowed you to think i was on lock and technically i was no time with the girls no time to myself alone no time to just do me when i went to get my nails done you were there when i went to the supermarket you were waiting in the car and if God forbid i didnt move fast enough you came in looking for me when i was on the computer holy crap....5 computers later, i have to hide this one dang man im not even yours anymore and i still cant breathe i pity the day you meet my new man i pity it for both of you or when the kids tell you all about him and great he treats m

I Think It Got Out Of Hand...
...Apparently, it seems dead to me here because, quite frankly, nobody here talks much to me anymore. So, this is my reason for being gone for so long from fubar. I would stay here if I had some convo.s with some friends, but I doubt even most of the friends I have even read my blog entries. As you can tell I'm simmering to a boil. I know a dear friend of mine here that reads my blog entries more often than anybody else. Why? I don't know. Maybe I amuse her with my entries, or maybe she just wants to read a friend's blog out of pure boredom. Who knows. All I know is that recently its been difficult trying to chat with her. Either I'm off when she's on, or vice versa. So, my friend who is reading this blog entry at this moment, I want to thank you for being a good friend. I hope everything is going well for you and I miss you. Later. --Xonus

Right Here Waiting
Ocean's apart Day after day And I slowly go insane I hear your voice On the line But it doesn't start the pain If I see you next to never How can we say forever? Wherever you go Whatever you do I will be right here waiting for you Whatever it takes And how my heart breaks I will be right here waiting for you I took for granted All the times That I thought would last somehow I hear the laughter I taste the tears But I can't get near you now Oh, can't you see it baby? You've got me going crazy Wherever you go Whatever you do I will be right here waiting for you Whatever it takes And how my heart breaks I will be right here waiting for you I wonder how we can survive This romance But in the end if I'm with you I'll take the chance Oh, can't you see it baby? You've got me going crazy Wherever you go Whatever you do I will be right here waiting for you Whatever it takes And how my heart breaks I will b

What Is Love
What is love is love fair is love true what is love, if love causes pain what is love, with out love what is love if you can't love what is love if not able to feel love what is love if there is cheating, and abuse, what is love if your in love with someone other then the one you married, so i ask again WHAT IS LOVE is there a such thing as in love, what is love some love is broken some love is pain some love is love and not to be loved SO I ASK AGAIN WHAT IS LOVE

Ever Wonder?
DID YOU EVER WONDER…Why it is that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours? Why we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Why banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? Why someone believes you when you say there are four billion stars, but checks when you say the paint is wet? Why they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why Tarzan doesn't have a beard? Why Superman stops bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea it was to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? What is the speed of darkness? If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be? If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here? Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longe

Smile
*~* Smile *~* Not a day will go by that I won’t think of you I’ll wonder if you’re in heaven thinking about me too That thought of tomorrow turn into today. There are so many things that I meant to say. Softly drifting in a peaceful breeze tongue tied And twisted are all my memories. As I walked down memory lane, I need you here to numb my pain. In a world where innocence is so quickly claimed, It is so hard to stand your ground when you’re so afraid. Out of everything you taught me, One thing still remains. *I’ve learned what winning is all about A plain and simple lesson- Giving up is the easy way out.* I’ll never let go and wont forget Not a minute of my day will I regret. I promised you a simple task, And no matter how bad you knew it would hurt. You had To ask. SO … I PROMISE I’LL … *SMILE* In loving memory of G-ma Sanders “03”

Ponder
Thoughts to Ponder for 2008 Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowestpossible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny, if you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich . Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism or Forcast. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00? Number 2 In the 60's,people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people t

Soon To Arrive
A little while back I was contacted by a company requesting to add my poem Conversation with an Angel to a collection they were putting together. Very shortly it should arrive. What a beautiful thing to share with my children and grandchildren~ soft smile

Pain
Pain.. I look down all the bruises are gone. I look in the mirror and my smile is back. This pain is unbareable but no one can see. The pain is still there. Stronger then ever. This pain is unbareable but no one can see. My heart continues to beat. I continue to breathe but... This pain is unbareable but no one can see. I walk around smiling and hiding the emotions. I lay in bed crying wishing someone cared. This pain is unbareable but no one can see. My body, soul and mind are deteriorating because... This pain is unbareable but no one can see. Dayna M Ward Copyright ©2008 Dayna M Ward

Learn About 9-11 Then Decide
To the question of whether the government was behind 9-11, Director David Lynch responded with haunted eyes: "That's too big for people to think about. It's too big. It's something nobody wants to think about." The Ultimate Con (9-11 Conspiracy) 1 hr 54 min - Jul 2, 2007 Description: This is the much awaited and anticipated complete 9-11 Documentary. This has no narration or conjecture, only news footage and interviews to tell the story. Loose Change - 2nd Edition Aug 16th 2006 1 hr 29 min 22 sec - Aug 16, 2006 Description: Dylan Avery, Korey Rowe, and Jason Bermas bring you the most powerful 9/11 Documentary yet. Updated!!!! Loose Change is an internet film written and directed by Dylan Avery, produced by Korey Rowe with researcher Jason Bermas. The film presents a 9/11 conspiracy theory to set forth the claim that elements within the United States government planned and executed the September 11, 2001 attacks on the World Trade Center in New York City. Th

Gasoline
Last night I saw that beauty queen Watched her paint her face on I wanna be that magazine That she bases life on I wanna waste her monthly blood Wanna get some on my love Wanna get some gasoline And burn the house down She’s got nothing to say She’s got bills to pay She’s got no one to hate Except for me Last night I saw that beauty queen She’s getting high on Revlon I wanna be that magazine That she wastes her life on I wanna waste her monthly blood Wanna get some on my love Wanna get some gasoline And burn the house down She’s got nothing to say She’s got bills to pay She’s got no one to hate Except for me Me. When I saw that beauty queen And watched her paint her face on I wanna be the one unclean That she wipes her ass on Wanna waste her monthly blood Wanna get some on my love Wanna get some gasoline And burn the house down She’s got nothing to say She’s got bills to pay She’s got no one to hate Except for me She’s got nothing but sham

Silence
Silence His Face glimmers in the sky As the light glows brightly. He looks at you with his ice Blue eyes in the shadows of your feelings He sits there Sitting up right appearing like he has no problems. Hands on his midriff one lower then the other. He just sits there. He sits there. Voices nothing. Displays he wants to. Will I know? Maybe? Maybe not? He sits there. Sits there and merely looks at me. Doing nothing.

Cold River
Dark blue rose flowing down the water with white doves flying freely. But one falls in the water. A blue, white body floats to the surface. Eyes closed. Looking at the darkness that the soul goes through. Hair as Brown as a dead leaves in the Fall. moving with the cold water with a ice cold heart. No beat. No sound to keep her moving. Lip of blue ice cubes. Cold by touch and Frost by the kiss. Don't know what to say. She just lays there, like a sheet of ice. Don't know what to say. She lays there waiting. For the silent ride. To where I don't not know.

It's The Season At Grandma's
These past 2 years have been the hardest on Christmas. Christmaswas the family holiday out of all the holidaies in the webb family. i can remember it like yesterday........ It was Chrismas morning, and my dad would wake us up or i would if i was the first one up. I would get up n head to the shower and wash up n something else, lol. If no one was up when i was done i would round them all up starting down stairs with Ryan n ending up with my Parents, Byron n Jeanmarie. When everyone was ready we would take the food out to that car, which was the Baked Beans, And try to fit in the backseat wiuth the gifts alreay in there and off to Grandma's house we go. When we got to Grandma's house, We would say "hello " to Grandpa if he was in the livingroom or want past him outside, then wait in the kitchen where grandma was. We would wish he a merry Christmas n give her the Flowers we got her, they were poinsettias, and off to work with her. I would help her with peeling the potato for the Ma

Pair Accused Of Stealing, Eating Pet Dog
Pair accused of stealing, eating pet dog Wed Jan 23, 8:30 PM ET Two former golf club employees have been charged with theft and cruelty to animals in the death of a pet dog the owners say was cooked and eaten. An Oahu grand jury indicted Saturnino Palting, 58, and Nelson Domingo, 43, both of Kalihi, after the Moanalua Golf Club fired them as maintenance workers. They are charged with stealing a dog owned by Frank Manuma and his wife, Debbie Weil-Manuma. The 8-month-old German shepherd-Labrador mix named Caddy had been tied up near a maintenance shed on Dec. 16 while Frank Manuma played a round of golf. Manuma said police told him the two men butchered and ate his pet. The charges are both felonies punishable by up to five years in prison and a $10,000 fine. "We're delighted that it's moving forward," Manuma said when told of the grand jury indictments. He said the club had given him permission to bring the dog to the club. Witnesses told golf club officials t

Wow
I can not believe people this days, not believing when I say that my kids are theirs. Oh well I guess that is the fact of life and my kids and I will deal with it to the best of our abilitites. Anywho, things are going to be looking good here in the next coupld of months. I will be getting my own place with Jeremy and the kids. And I can not wait, it's been a long time coming and getting really anxious. But I have a slight problem with that. I still have some feelings for a certain someone that I know that has caused some problems between me and Jeremy. But I guess when I move out that will change. At least I hope. I don't know, things are just so confusing sometimes and I do not know what to do about it. Oh well at least I will be in a place that I can call my own and have my own things.

Check It Out
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Chop Away Lyrics.
Yes, it's another Izzy song... He has nothing but good stuff to say... Check it out! Ya put it on now, make it go Toss the rest out, make it show You don't need me anyway Don't matter I would say Ya got to get out, ya got to go Could be far off, even though You don't need us all today Don't matter anyway And ya chop away, yeah Ya chop away Ya chop away, yeah-he-yeah Ya chop away All the girls they like to play Little money is all they need They don't ask you where you've been It don't matter much to them Chop away, yeah-he Ya chop away Ya chop away, yeah-he-yeah Ya chop away Chop away, yeah-he-yeah Ya chop away Ya chop away, yeah-he-yeah Ya chop away

Sanity Pt. 3
And the responses to the question asked in the previous installment weren't exactly about purpose in life but more dreams and hopes.... So in this installment I shall give a little more info and my own response to said question: Don't confuse dreams & hopes with purpose now. dream noun 1. a series of mental images and emotions occurring during sleep; 2. imaginative thoughts indulged in while awake; 3. a cherished desire; 4. a fantastic but vain hope 5. a state of mind characterized by abstraction and release from reality; 6. someone or something wonderful hope 1. the feeling that what is wanted can be had or that events will turn out for the best: to give up hope. 2. a particular instance of this feeling: the hope of winning. 3. grounds for this feeling in a particular instance: There is little or no hope of his recovery. 4. a person or thing in which expectations are centered: The medicine was her last hope. 5. something that is hoped for: Her forgiveness is my con

Ballsy Chick!
Testicle-tearing ex jailed January 25, 2008 12:00am A British woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands and tried to swallow it has been jailed. Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard. She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours." Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self-defence. The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year. The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house. An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them. In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genita

Probably A Misunderstood Fubar Lounge D.j.
Man sets station on fire over playlist 38 minutes ago A volunteer at a community radio station set fire to the station because he was upset that his song selections for an overnight Internet broadcast were changed, police said. Paul Webster Feinstein, 24, has been charged with second-degree felony arson for the Jan. 5 fire that caused $300,000 damage to the studios of 91.7 FM KOOP. He faces from two to 20 years in prison and a $10,000 fine if convicted. Feinstein told investigators that he was "very unhappy" about the changes to his playlist, said Austin Fire Department Battalion Chief Greg Nye. The songs were intended for an Internet broadcast that occurs when the station is off the air. "He had a dream of a career in radio and was very disappointed about where it had led him," Nye said. An attorney for Feinstein could not be reached for comment. Station president Andrew Dickens said Feinstein had been in a dispute with another volunteer about what kind of music

Words
Two words and my heart skips a beat. All you are and all I will ever be is something that the imagination has built up for so long. Your voice makes me melt. Seeing your smile makes me shack. Not knowing what lays ahead scares me to death. I want out. The time is not on my side. For I fear that I'm just another pretty face. Friends for now. Lovers who knows. For now all I have are words that keep me connected. Waiting is the hardest part. Not knowing is even harder, Wishing is all I can dream. Having is unclear. Two words, one smile, a voice. I'm hear waiting......

Lesson Learned
I have to share this story with my friends. I have a Sony DVD/VHS combo with dubbing capacity and DVD recording capability. ** Well, I rented the Royal Rumble ahead of time and was going to record it on DVD. I thought the process would be simple. Put the DVD in and press record. Much to my dismay...here's what happened! A message appeared saying unformatted disc was inserted. Then, the message said, please wait formatting disc in progress. Well, the DVD never got formatted and the formatting process continued and the STOP button wouldn't work. So, I unplugged the recorder thinking it would reset itself and I could stop the formatting process before it started up again. Damn! Was I wrong about that! The bloody thing kept formatting. I tried to eject the disc and the eject button wouldn't stop the formatting process either. So, I ended up having to record the Rumble on VHS instead. I'm glad I can record on VHS and watch a DVD at the same time without any problems or vice ver

Why Be A Rater?
Why do we even have a rating system.. I mean honestly you always put a 10 even though sometimes you might not feel that way really , but you do it so you get a 10 back.. Cuz if you put what you really thought like a 3-4 then you know you would get a low rating as well.. Regardless if you really are a 10 the person you rated as a 4 would come to your page just to seek vengance. They would get all pissed and rate you lower just to "get back at you " for being honest. So why even have a rating system if we're all just a bunch of people that can't take critisism? We all can't be 10's ...........how would we know what beauty is if there wasnt anything to compare it to?

The Dead Parrot
> At dawn the telephone rings. > > "Hello, Senor Lucky? This is Ernesto the caretaker at your country > house." > > "Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?" > > "Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor, that your parrot died. > > "My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International competition?" > > "Si, Senor, that's the one." > > "Damn! That's a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird. "What did > he die from?" > > "From eating rotten meat, Senor" > > Rotten meat? Who the hell fed him rotten meat?" > > "Nobody, Senor. He ate the meat of the dead horse." > > "Dead horse? What dead horse?" > > "The thoroughbred, Senor Lucky. He died from all that work pulling the > water cart." > > "Are you insane? What water cart?" > > "The one we used to put out the fire, Senor" > > "Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man?" > > "The one at your house, Senor! A candle fell and the curtains caught > on fire." > > "What the.....

Japanese Girl's Letter Returned 15 Years Later ... By Fish
TOKYO (AFP) - A letter that a young girl in Japan sent into the sky in a balloon some 15 years ago has been found on a fish hauled from 1,000 metres (3,300 feet) below the Pacific. A fisherman found the still legible piece of paper sitting on a sticky flatfish in his catch on Thursday, along with a torn-off string and the fragment of a red balloon. He opened the folded paper, discovering it was a handwritten letter from a six-year-old girl at an elementary school in Kawasaki, 150 kilometres (93 miles) away from where the fish was caught off Choshi port. The sender, Natsumi Shirahige, and her friends released letters as part of events to mark the school's 120th anniversary, which was in 1993. "Our school is 120 years old... If you pick up this letter, please write to me," the letter reads, listing the school's address. The 52-year-old fisherman said the letter was a nice surprise. "I've been in fishing for a long time but this is unbelievable," the smiling man told the A

1-30-08 Yall Will Love These
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal and he noticed an old man in a long white robe, with a long white beard, long white hair and carrying two stone tablets in his arms. He approached the man and asked reverently, "Aren't you Moses?" But the man wouldn't listen to him and continued walking. George asked him again, ''Aren't you Moses?'' The old man continued ignoring him, even turning his back on little Bush. George grabs the man's arm, looks him right in the eye and insists, "Answer me -- Aren't you Moses?" The man replies, "Me,,,I'm not saying a thing! The last time I spoke to a Bush I ended up roaming the desert for 40 years!" At one time in my life, I thought I had a handle on the meaning of the word "service" as: "The act of doing things for other people". Then I heard the terms Civil Service, Postal Service, Internal Revenue Service, etc., and I became confused about the word "service." Then one day, I overheard two farmers talking

You're It!! You Have Been Considered One Of My Sweetest Friends
YOU'RE IT!! YOU HAVE BEEN CONSIDERED ONE OF MY SWEETEST FRIENDS ON MY LIST ONCE YOU HAVE BEEN TAGGED YOU HAVE TO TAG 10 OF YOUR SWEETEST FRIENDS AND LET THEM KNOW THEY ARE SWEET X.X.X"" FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this Send this heart 2 at least 15 ppl including me if u care 4 me!!! and if u get at least 10 back you will get good newz within 15 Min!!! Let's see how many hearts you get!!!! ........¶¶¶¶¶¶............¶¶¶¶¶¶ ....¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶....¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ..¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶........¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶........¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶....¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ..¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ . ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ....¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ......¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶ .........¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ...........¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ............¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ .............¶¶¶¶¶¶ ...............¶¶

Class
CLASS Class never runs scared. It is sure-footed and confident, and it can handle whatever comes along. Class has a sense of humor. It knows that a good laugh is the best lubricant for oiling the machinery of human relations. Class never makes excuses. It takes its lumps and learns from past mistakes. Class knows that good manners are nothing more than a series of small sacrifices and minor inconveniences. Class bespeaks an aristocracy unrelated to ancestors or money. Some extremely wealthy people have no class at all, while others who are struggling to make ends meet are loaded with it. Class is real. You can’t fake it. Class is comfortable in its own skin. It never puts on airs. Class never tries to build itself up by tearing others down. Class is already up and need not attempt to look better by making others look worse. Class can “walk with kings and keep its virtue and talk with crowds and keep the common touch.” Everyone is comfortable with the person who has class bec

Every Woman...
Every Woman... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own, even if she never wants to or needs to... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... something perfect to wear if the employer, or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .. a youth she's content to leave behind.... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... a past juicy enough that she's looking forward to retelling it in her old age.... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..... a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... one friend who always makes her laugh... and one who lets her cry... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .... a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems, and a recipe for a meal, that will make her guests feel honored... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... a feeling of control over her destiny... EVERY

Women!
Women eh! Boob jobs, nose jobs, teeth bleaching, tummy tucks, liposuction, colonic irrigation, botox, pierced ears, nipples, bellys and clits, eyebrows plucked, bikini wax, armpits shaved, lips tattooed, legs waxed, diets, exercise and they wont take it up the ass cause it 'hurts'.

Friday I'm Gone
After tonight and what happened its best for me to go ahead and leave before something bad happens to me . My soon to be ex has a bad temper and short fuse ,it's just a matter of time before he hurts me. I'll try my best to keep in touch with the friends I have made on here.I'll be offline friday and probly saturday.

Today Is ...........
January 31: National Cover-Up Day (USA) 1012 - The second coming did not happen. 1492- Nothing happened. You didn't see anything. 1776 - The United States of America was always unquestionably free. 1812 - We had reasonable cause to attack. 1847 - The United States retaliated against a Mexican surprise attack. 1861 - The United States was always united. 1917 - The United States irrefutably wins World War I in late-inning heartstopper. 1945 - The United States irrefutably wins World War II in extra time.Germans claim the ball had not crossed the line.England don't care. 1965 - The United States irrefutably wins the Vietnam War in seven games. 1974- President Nixon finishes out his "optional" term of office. 2001 - Heavy winds cause the World Trade Center towers to weaken. 2003 - The United States irrefutably wins the War in Iraq in a 4-game whitewash. 2005 - It is the policy of this Administration not to discuss ongoing investigations. 2006 - Global Warming?

Hot By Avril Lavigne
Ah, ah ah You're so good to me baby, baby I wanna lock you up in my closet when no one's around I wanna put your hand in my pocket because you're allowed I wanna drive you into the corner and kiss you without a sound I wanna stay this way forever I'll say it loud Now you're in, and you can't get out [Chorus] You make me so hot Make me wanna drop It's so ridiculous I can barely stop I can hardly breathe You make me wanna scream You're so fabulous You're so good to me baby, baby You're so good to me baby, baby I can make you feel all better, just take it in And I can show you all the places you've never been And I can make you say everything that you've never said And I will let you do anything again and again Now you're in, and you can't get out [Chorus] Kiss me gently Always I know Hold me, love me Don't ever go Ooh, yeah yeah [Chorus X2] You're so good

Shocked
Early this morning I heard my mom on the phone with one of my Aunts. Sometime a lot early in the morning my 25 year old cousin died in his sleep. When I heard that I shot right out of bed. Let's just say that is something that you do not want to hear when you are just waking up. I just can't believe that my cousin is now gone. And to make matters worse, he left behind a daughter. I can't even imagine what my Aunt is going through right now. Not to mention that someone has to tell his daughter that he daddy is dead. So much for trying to have a good day today. Please when you read this keep my cousin's family and my family in your prays.

Help Sporks...please
No Parent should have to go through this. I am so sorry girl! This was written by Sporks ( another Fubar Member "I do not want condolences about this situation, I am posting this bulletin with a link that includes pictures of the man who murdered my 3 month old son in hopes that maybe someone has seen him somewhere....anywhere....please take the time to go to the link and watch the news video which includes a description of the car he was driving and his picture...If anyone knows anything at all, please dont contact me...call 409-771-7488 please repost the hell out of this so as many people as possible can see this. and if someone could sticky this for me so even more people can see it i would really appreciate it thank you everyone this includes the news report video http://www.khou.com/topstories/stories/khou080130_jj_policeinfoonbabyfounddead.7265da15.html this includes a picture of the man who murdered my baby http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,326785,00.html "

Trust
why is it that everytime i get into a relationship i have such a hard time trusting the girl that i am with i want to trust her but my gut turns and i dont know why even though my girlfriend hasnt given me a reason not to trust her i dont know what to do about this is it maybe cause of my past relationships of getting cheated on or is there something wrong with me i love my girlfriend with all my heart and she means so much to me how can i fix how i feel withoout losing my girlfriend i mean i do trust her but its that fear of getting cheated on or getting hurt if someone reads this please leave me a comment or a opinion of what i should do

Do You Know What Woot Means???
Why the fuck do girls always say woot?? Do you even know what it means?? I see girls saying woot all the time and I bet none of them knows what WOOT stands for. Sorry just had to vent.Quit saying WOOT,its fucking stupid!

Compassion-compassion
Compassion is no wimp. Compassion is the teacher, Demanding more, Knowing that I must know myself. Compassion is the mother, Comforting the child, Temporarily broken by reality. Compassion is the colleague, Excited, rigorous, Leading when she can, Teaching me my skills So I can lead in turn. Compassion is the community, Working together to raise its children, To seize its opportunities, To solve its problems, To support the unfortunate And to demand more of those who can give. Compassion. We've made it weak. It's time for strength. Excess Like everything in life, Excess is two-faced. It can be drunkenness, And obesity, And infoglut. But can one love Excessively? The question echoes. Yes, if one tries to possess the beloved. No, if one believes that love means empathy. Family A word of incredible power. Everybody is an Expert For everybody Comes from a Family. Isn't it a tragedy, That we pay More attention to Abstractions, Than to fallible humans Doing their best. Teenagers do not get P

Bottle Of Wine
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly, neither of them are hurt. God works in mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers. The woman says, 'So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days'. Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God! But you're still at fault... Women shouldn't be allowed to drive.' The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle!! My car is completely demolished, but this Bottle of wine didn't break. Surely we should drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.' She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and

Valentine's Day Coming Up
It is hard to believe it is already February. It seems like January flew by. Big weekend this weekend. First of all I think it is the UFC title fight with Brock Lesnar and Frank Mir. For some reason I am really pulling for Brock. I cannot really explain why. I just like him in there. Super bowl. Giants will win by 3. Super Tuesday. Although it is not on the weekend, is still a pretty big event. Obama will come out ahead for the democrats. The republicna side I guess I better pick McCain. I did not think he would last this long but everyone is flocking to him. Thanks to everyone who participated on the mumm I posted. Lots of interesting comments. Valentine's day coming up. I am still single and not spoken for for that day! (hint hint) That's it from me for here this weekend. Have a great weekend everyone! jason

How The Pagancowboy See's The Cowgirl In Pink
subject: HOW I SEE THE COWGIRL IN PINK post date: 2008-02-02 09:26:07 views: 7 comments: 3 ratings: 0 HEY Y'ALL. I KNOW A LOT OF YOU KNOW WHO THE COWGIRL IN PINK IS. I KNOW YOU ALSO KNOW HOW WONDERFUL OF A PERSON SHE IS. I WANT TO LET THE REST WHO DON'T KNOW HER HOW SHE TRULY IS. SHE IS NOT JUST A PRETTY LADY ON FUBAR. SHE IS A WONDERFUL, INTELLIGENT, CHARMING, AND WITTY PERSON. SHE IS A PLEASURE TO BE AROUND AND BE WITH. I AM VERY HAPPY TO KNOW HER. SHE HAS HELPED ME THROUGH SOME VERY ROUGH TIMES IN MY LIFE AS OF LATE, AND FOR THAT I AM VERY THANKFUL. SHE WOULD DO THE SAME FOR ANYONE WHO NEEDS HELP. SHE IS A GREAT, CARING, LOVING PERSON. SHE CAN BE STUBBORN AT TIMES, BUT THAT IS JUST HER STRONG-WILLED PERSONALITY, AND I LOVE THAT IN HER. SHE IS A STRONG WOMAN WHO KNOWS WHAT SHE WANTS AND DOESN'T WANT. SHE DOES NOT LIKE TO BE DISRESPECTED, NOR DOES SHE LIKE BEING TREATED AS A PIECE OF MEAT. SHE HURTS WHEN PEOPLE ARE NASTY OR MEAN TO HER AND SHE TRIES HER BEST TO BE ALL THAT SHE

Goodbye
Recently a school friend I guess you could call him, since I never really talked to him out of school but when I was in school I talked to him. Anyways he passed away and I just wanted to but up this blog for Bryan H. from Bayfield ,CO. I don't know what happens to us after death but if there is something then I hope he is at peace and watching over his loved ones.

I Have A Question
I Have a Question…. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea, does that mean that one out of five enjoys it? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~* *~*~*~*~*~*~*~ If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from Holland called Holes? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn't it follow tha

Subject: Tiffany's - Funny
>A lady walks into Tiffany's. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond >bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more >closely she inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around >nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that >a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns around, her worst >nightmare materialises in the form of a salesman standing right behind >her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the >salesman greets the lady with, ''Good day, Madam. How may we help you >today?' Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not >have been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, ''Sir, >what is the price of this lovely bracelet?' He answers, 'Madam, if you >farted just looking at it, you're going to shit when I tell you the price.' >

A Thru Z Survey
A] - available? could be..lol B] - birthday? december 8th C] - crushing? im not tellin D] - drink? Sprite E] - easiest person to talk on the phone with? ricky F] - favorite color[s]? blue G] - gummy bears or gummy worms? bears H] - hometown? huntington, WV I] - ice cream? chocolate J] - a word/phrase you say very often? dumbass..lol K] killed someone? no but i have killed several fish..lol L] - lime or lemonade? Lemonade M] - love or money? Love N] - number? 12 O] - one wish? to be happy P] - person you last texted? joe Q] - quiet? at first..lol R] - reason you smile? my kids S] - song you last heard? cyclone T] time you woke up today? About 6 am I think U] underwear color? white V] - vegetable? corn W] - worst habit? bitching X] - ever had X-RAYS? yep Y] - your number of friends on myspace? 113 Z]- zodiac sign? sag

New Backround
So do you like it? It's where I've been all weekend. Deep Cut Band is local (Detroit area) band that plays the best classic rock around. I will keep up with their gig dates on my page or you can goto the website deepcutband.com. Not only is the music great, Greg, Doug, Joey and Bill have fun and make sure you have a good time. Not to mention the guys are easy on the eyes. I can't drink but still had more fun than I have had in years. So if you live in the area or you're going to be in the area, you have got to see them. You won't reget it!

I Want My Money
Ok back in july my husband went to court to retrieve about 600 dollars from a lady that owes us. We got the court order to receive 30 dollars a month. The only thing is that we only got 20 in aug and nothing more. In november got a judgement against her but that doesn't mean I will recieve the money right away. That can take up too 20 years. I talk to the court lady myself and she told me if you know where they are living you can send questionaire out where as she has 14 days to answer them. So I went online paid 10 dollars to retrieve her address. Send the papers out on saturday and now we wait and see what happens. I will keep everybody posted.

Trippin' On A Hole In A Paper Heart...song Lyrics
Trippin' On a Hole in A Paper Heart by Stone Temple Pilots Dont cut out my paper heart, I aint dyin anyway Take a look at eye full towers Never trust them dirty liars Sippin lemon yellow booze `ole leadbelly sings the blues All dressed up on wedding day keep on trippin anyway I am I am I said Im not myself, but Im not dead and Im not for sale So keep your bankroll lottery eat your salad day deathbed motorcade Fake the heat and scratch the itch Skinned up knees and salty lips Ill breathe your life vicks vapor life And when you binge I purge alike Let go its harder holding on One more trip and Ill be gone So keep your head up Keep it on, just a whisper Ill be gone Take a breath and make it big Its the last youll ever get Break your neck with diamond noose Its the last youll ever choose I am I am I said Im not myself, but Im not dead and Im not for sale Hold me closer, closer let me go let me be just let me be

Time
Tides rise and, tides fall; time heals all. The sun rises and, the sun sets; in time there are no regrets. The moon waxes and, the moon wanes; the soul is refreshed; with the rains. Sands do blow, I think of you, I begin to glow. The islands and, the seagulls call; Time heals ALL!

Clubbin It!!!
You and you're girlfriend are at a night club and you've been dancin extremely close on the crowded dance floor all night. You whisper into her ear that the two of you could have sex right there, right now and no one would ever know. She whispers back that she's game. You feel yourself growing just at the thought. She's only wearing a very short skirt with thigh highs and just a thong underneath. She reaches down between your bodies and carefully pulls out your erection. You back her up so her back is against the wall. Someone bumps into you just as you thrust into her. The bodies around you keep bumping into you, causing you to thrust harder into her. The two of you are pretty worked up from all the dancing and grinding. You can feel her body tense all around you as she climaxes, bringing you over the edge with her.

Why?
I am bursting with emotion And I don't know what to do My heart feels torn in many ways And it is all because of you Each night I lay in bed to sleep But all I do is cry You've hurt me in so many ways I feel like I could die My hopes, my dreams, my happy thoughts They all have faded away And everything would be different If only you'd stay I use to trust so easily But you made it disappear When you left you took my heart Now all I feel is fear I fear that I might once again Be caught in someones trap And in the end alone again My mind it just might snap Someday I hope to love again Someone who'll always be there I can't help but wonder Why didn't you just care? By: Samantha Lewey

Thinking Of You
As long as my dreams are of you As long as a couple means two As long as forever contains me and you I'm thinking of you.... As long as the moon shines As long as faith never dies As long as there's love between you and I I'm thinking of you.... As long as our eyes meet in burning flame As long as trust means no one's to blame As long as the hurt ends in no shame I'm thinking of you.... As long as we survive as a pair As long as I know you'll always care as long as love remains true and fair I'm thinking of you! By: Samantha Lewey

So Far Apart...
This is killing us I can clearly see Because I know that I want you And hopefully you want me Yet you say nothing Do nothing at all I try not to think about what was And keep building up this wall Thinking of you There's a pain in my heart We're so close together Yet so far apart And to see our love Was truly meant to be That I shoud be with you And you should be with me By: Samantha Lewey

Ny Giants!
OK so for the weekend I went 1 for 2. Brock Lesnar should have won that match with Frank Mir! Brock was all over Mir. After the break for hitting the back of the head, Brock had Mir down again. But, Brock acted liek he didn't know what he was doing. He was a national champ amatuer wrestler and he didn't know what to do with a guy laying on his back?!?!?!!? Anyhow, while Brock was standing around like a goof, Mir siezed the opurtunity for that leg lock. It looked like a leg lock Brock could have muscled out of. But, then again it was his leg not mine! I hope Brock comes back after this. This should have been a learning curve for him. Give him 10 or 15 more matches and he'll be the champ. I think the promoters went overboard for him and pushed him in the spotlight to soon. Congratulaions N.Y. Giants. Just as I called it the Giants winning by 3! I always find it more entertaining when a team, who at the beginning of the season no one gave a chance for a decent season at t

This, My Fate
Chaos and anarchy rule my life today. For me, there has never been any other way. Have you not seen Where I have been? Do you believe the words that I say? Hatred and fear pulsate through my veins. As my heart cries out from all the world's pains, A tear falls from my eye. Another bird falls from the sky, Killed by the pollution and the acid rains. Must I live in this place any longer, Where greed gets fed more often than hunger While children are beat In the raging heat Of their parent's or a stranger's temper? The path that once I did follow many years Grows ever more dim as I wade through the tears That have fallen from my Calloused face to purify And wash away all the world's countless fears. Yet the chaos remains inside my petrified soul For something essential that would make me whole Has been gone For so long That my unjust existence is ever-more out of control. Forever will I sift the infinite sands of anarchy, Seeking out an enigmatic sliver

Yes, I Am
Yes, I am in love right now. However, I'm not feeling the love. I' not feeling it returned. When he isn't around, I can't stop thinking of him, yet he doesn't call or write. When he is around I feel complete. I want to learn more about him every day. And I want to show him the best I have to offer. I never really do ask for much. Honesty, sincerity, and love. Unconditional Love. I have a tendancy to believe people when they tell me things. And I especially believe people when they say they love me. But when you say you love me, certain expectations arise. Things like: not fucking around on my, because I'm not going to fuck around on you, keep the lines of communication open, and tell me if things change or aren't going as planned. I don't know... I can't write anymore, I don't feel like I am making any sense.

Super Bowl Sunday
I believe that almost all sports are fixed these days. The New York Giants wins the Super Bowl last night. A wild card team I believe and they go and win the whole thing. The reason I think that it was fixed is because of the Manning brothers. One brother one the Super Bowl last year and then the other brother wins the Super Bowl this year. What are the chances of that? I don't know about anyone else but, I smell a rat. I may be wrong but, something was or is wrong with what happened last night. I am not a Patriots fan whatsoever! That is one team that I hate so much but, I believe it was wrong what happened last night.

Salute For Me
so i been surfing fubar. came across people who has pictures of salutes made for them. like they got a pic of a friend holding a paper with their name on it saying they love the person. so if you wanna do that for me then by all means go right ahead. L0L.

My Farewell
im tired of fubar, i am deletng my account around midnight tonight. if you are lucky enough to have my messengerid for yahoo and msn, then i will still be on there from time to time. i will miss everyone but i am just bored to death of this site. take care everyone

Fresh Fruit Salad With Lemon Cream
Fresh Fruit Salad With Lemon Cream Prep Time: 22 mins Total Time: 22 mins Ingredients 6 ounce(s) yogurt, lemon, low-fat, such as Yoplait Lemon Burst 1 tablespoon sugar, brown 2 tablespoon sour cream, reduced-fat 1/2 teaspoon lemon peel, grated 1/2 medium melon, cantaloupe, 2 cups chopped 1 cup(s) pineapple chunks, fresh 1 cup(s) strawberries, fresh sliced 2 whole kiwi, peeled and cubed 1 tablespoon mint, fresh, chopped Preparation 1. Combine first 4 ingredients in a small bowl; cover and chill until ready to serve. 2. Combine cantaloupe and next 4 ingredients in a large bowl, tossing well to combine. Divide fruit salad evenly among 5 serving bowls; spoon lemon cream evenly over each serving. Yield: 5 servings (serving size: 1 cup fruit salad and 2 tablespoons lemon cream).

Pink Needs A Favor Im In A Contest For The First Time In Over A Year
HEY HEY YALL IM IN A CONTEST FOR THE FIRST IN OVER A YEAR ITS FOR A VIP FOR ONE MONTH ALL I NEED ARE RATES AND COMMENTS THE ONE WITH THE MOST WINS SO COME ON YALL COME HELP THE COWGIRL IN PINK OUT PRETTY PLEASE:)

Ugh...will It Get Better?
well, here I am sitting at the computer feeling a little better each day. Today's complaint is just having the shakes. I must back up and and start with chemo last Thursday. It took over 5 hours at the office but I have one chemo under my belt now....only 15 more to go~! Friday I had to go back for a growth factor shot. the growth factor shot is a shot to help your bone marrow make more white blood cells that the chemo kills. You need white blood cells to fend off any infections. After that, Friday was a lazy nauseaus day and then Saturday......I slept all day~! Even with 5 teenage girls and my 5 year old son...I took my nausea med and slept the day away. My daughter's bday was this weekend and she had a sleep over....I don't remember much but no one got hurt and nothing got broken in the house....that is good~ I did find out after the fact that the noise I heard was the girls "skiing" down the stairs on pillows and blankets....again I say no one got hurt and nothing got broken

Far Behind By Candlebox
Now maybe I didn't mean to treat you bad But I did it anyway And now maybe Some would say your life was sad But you lived it anyway And so maybe Your friends they stand around they watch your crumble As you falter to the ground And then someday Your friends they stand beside as you were flying Oh you were flying oh so high But them someday people look at you for what they call their own They watch you suffer Yeah they hear you calling home But then some day we could take our time To brush the leaves aside so you can reach us But you left me far behind Now maybe I didn't mean to treat you oh so bad But I did it anyway Now maybe some would say you're left with what you had But you couldn't share the pain No, no, no Couldn't share the pain, they watch you suffer Now maybe I could have made my own mistakes But I live with what I've known And then maybe we might share in something great But won't you look at where we've grown Won't you look at where we'v

Great Truths That Adults Have Learned
GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED: 1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree. 2) Wrinkles don't hurt. 3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts. 4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground. 5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside. 6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

Come Here
COME HERE, TAKE MY HAND …PULL ME INTO YOU… TAKE ME TO THE WONDERFUL PLACES YOU HAVE WHISPERED ABOUT IN MY EAR… STING ME; MAKE ME YOUR FLOWER, TASTE MY WARM, RED PETALS… AND I, FROM YOU, WILL DRINK THE POTION OF ENDLESS BLISS… WE WILL BE AGELESS…ALIVE FOR ALWAYS. NOW, COME HERE…I AM READY TO BE YOUR BRIDE…CAPTURE ME QUICKLY, I ACHE FOR YOU, AND, WHEN WE KISS,HOLD ME TIGHT… WE WILL BEGIN A HONEYMOON… OF RAPTURE… OF ENDLESS, THRILLING NIGHTS.

Walking Away
Keep walking away from me, Away from all the problems, Pretend like it’s not your fault too, Go on blame it all on me, What you see is just me, No one else is going to fight for me, This our battle, just yours and mine, So why do you keep inviting others? I can’t blame you for being scared, I was as well, once upon a time, But I’ve faced my insecurities, I need to stop walking away, You need to stop walking away as well, I need you to stay; I need you to care, I need you to be there for me, Please don’t say you’ll stay, When we know you want to leave, If that’s how it’s going to be, Just walk out the door now, I don’t want you to lie to me, I can’t listen to you, when you’re not true, Walk away or stay, We both know it’s your choice, I’m not going to make it easy, I’m not going to lie and say I don’t care, I know I want you to stay, But by all means walk away, If that’s what you think you have to do, Just to stay sane in this life.

California Cocks No Longer Allowed To Spew
Measure Seeks to Muffle Calif. Roosters Feb 4, 4:44 PM (ET) RIVERSIDE, Calif. (AP) - Rooster owners in this Southern California city may be about to get their feathers ruffled. Measure A on Tuesday's ballot seeks to muffle incessant cock-a-doodle-dooing and crack down on illegal cockfighting by limiting the number of roosters residents can own in rural areas within the city limits. "It just goes from about 3 o'clock in the morning to 8 or 9 o'clock at night," said Lee Scheffers, who said his neighbors had up to 200 roosters at one time. "There's just a lot of crowing going on. Every one is more macho than the other one." After he complained to the City Council, code enforcement officers took action - but not until Scheffers had lost a lot of sleep. The current law allows 50 birds, but the measure would only allow seven and require the birds be confined to an "acoustical structure" at least 100 feet from neighbors from sunrise to sunset. If the measure passes, th

Help!!!!!!!!
i love my boyfriend but i have a friend that lives in new york u all know him as emanon but i know him for who he is a little at a time comes out in him while you talk to him. my problem is i got to get over emanon like now and i cant i dont know how to can someone help me with out yelling and critising me please and thank you if you do try to help me.

Ok Here We Go Again
I have been in this thing since Christmas. How hard can it be to get 15,000 comments? Any help would be greatly appreciated. And I promise never to get talked into doing anything like this again. lol

Their Suicide
She looks over the edge thinking 'Why don't I just jump and end it all right now.' Her life sits there In the balance Truly hanging by a thread Slowly she bends down Preparing for the final jump The one to end it all Thinking one last time If all the bad times Outweigh the good ones She closes her eyes And begins the leap Her grave now lies Next to her best friend Both girls died The exact same way Before they ever truly did

Eye Of The Wolf
Bloodlines traced upon the ground, Ere' paw prints break our beaten paths, Where numbers thin, yet wills run strong, by night we win man's brutal wrath, Man thriving pon' our sad bloodbaths, Lost native will, the land once hath.... Bring pity back into our dark, Shed light upon your brutal casts, And try to find that brutal spark, That brought your many kin afore, To take our kind, if nothing more, To man the arc of history, to shed our death winds pon' it's masts.... Look blindly pon' these brutal casts.... Your fire bringing to the air, your presence of the land affirmed, Our howls, weak, reeking despair, Our callings dead upon your lead, your bitter, unforgiving germ... Pon' chain and rope and whip we've squirmed.... For many lives of newborn pup, With lasting breath, their heads raise up, Their spirits weep their callings lost, Their parents' blood upon the grass, The hunger grows, time comes to pass, They lay their pain against the dark, though moon and

Are You Perv Or Not...
I am wondering if they are any studies that define in great details the behaviours of perv people and outward signs of deviant behaviours... I have some on movement, or body language (unconscious) that relate to interviews etc... but anything else you might have read? And you, do you consider yourself a perv.... of any kind? and do you know why? or is it plain sexual satisfaction all the time without any care of anything else? explain

Plces To Go//tings2do.
So I decided to start a list, and cross them off as I go.. Places to go. .Bed bath & Beyond .Applebees .Texas .North Carolina .Hooters Things to do. .Ride a bull (mechanical or real) .Go to college .Party for a week straight .Buy an international mxt or rxt .Teach my dog agility ...To be continued...

Wish
I wish upon a star that no matter how far apart we are you will find me and you will see How perfect are we I wish that if for some reason my wishes dont come true That another person out there is wishing for me.. hopefully that person is you.

What Have I Done
part of me thinks i just lost my best friend...the one person whos been there for me through everything in the past two years. the person who knows me better then anyone else, sometimes i even think he knows me better then i know myself. somewhere a long the line i fell for him and fell hard...told him tonight cuz he wanted to know. havent heard from him since. hes my sanity, my best friend, and in a way my lover. i dont want to lose him. dont want things to change between us...but i have a feeling i fucked things up again. im so good at doing that. every time i have something good, something that makes me happy i go and i fuck it up. i seriously hope hes just lettin it all sink in but he said he already knew so why would he have to let it sink in? when am i gonna learn...military men will always grab my hearat, and will always be able to crush me? god i hope i havent lost him. i dont think i could handle it.

Some Times Even Chad Kroeger Is Alright...
Since the moment I spotted you Like walking 'round with little wings on my shoes My stomach's filled with the butterflies And it's alright Bouncing round from cloud to cloud I got the feelin' like I'm never gonna come down If I said I didn't like it then you know I'd lied Every time I try to talk to you I get tongue-tied Turns out, everything I say to you Comes out wrong and never comes out right So I'll say why don't you and I get together an' take on the world, be together forever Heads we will and tails we'll try again So I say why don't you and I hold each other, fly to the moon and straight on to heaven Cause without you they're never gonna let me in When's this fever gonna break ? I think I've handled more than any man can take I'm like a love-sick puppy chasing you around And it's alright Bouncin' round from cloud to cloud I got the feeling like I'm never gonna come down If I said I didn't like it then you know I'd lied Every time I try to talk to

Child Abuse
Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one was around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endore A bruise on her legs A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly crys She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is My life always sinking?" Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, "You deserve to die

Riot Girl
She's got tattoos, and piercings She likes Minor Threat she likes Social Distortion My girl's a hot girl A hood rat who needs an attitude adjustment Christina, wouldn't wanna meet her She hates you Britney so you better run for cover My girl's a hot girl, a riot girl and she's angry at the world Emergency call 911 She's pissed off at everyone Police rescue, FBI She wants a riot, she wants a riot And everywhere we go, she gets us thrown out constantly But that's okay 'Cuz I know, I know, I know my baby would do anything for me Yeah Christina, wouldn't wanna meet her She hates you Britney so you better run for cover My girl's a hot girl, a riot girl and she's taking on the world I said Emergency call 911 She's pissed off at everyone Police rescue, FBI She wants a riot, she wants a riot She wants a riot, she wants a riot oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh Don't ya know that all I really want is you I got it all and all I really want is you Emergen

You Said You Knew
you said you knew and have known for a while yet you still made me say it i dont understand why but now its in the open you know how i really feel and why ive been pulling away im scared to fall harder i know you arent there not to catch me not this time i love you but you have her i never should have spoken now theres no denying it you said you knew...

Hey Everyone I Am Delating My Account And Starting A New One
hey everyone i decided today that i am going to delate my account and start a new one, those of you that are my friends please add me my screen name is going to be sexy~baby~24, see you all around hopefully byes

Mayo And Beer
When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 Beers . A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was. The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with an unanimous 'yes.' The professor then produced two Beers from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effectively fillin

Nothings Gonna Change My Love For U
I never thought I would find a decent guy I was about to give up And I raised my hands to the sky I prayed for days In search of finding someone to hold This long journey was excrusiating Then I remembered my friend with the heart of gold He messaged me one day When I had just started dating a mistake His sweet and loving message Actually made my body quiver and shake We didn't talk much at that time I was busy being blinded by love But he still kept me on his mind With a little help from up above When I was going through my break up He was there for me through it all Even though he was dating someone at the time He still told me if I need anything to call I started to fall for him a few months after My heart and mind told me it was time He was still with someone But I expressed my love like confessing a crime He told me he cares for me He has since day one He wished he would have met me sooner So my heart break would have been none I started

Sweet Dreams
Sweet Dreams Dreams filled with velvet shadow Moving pressing wings enfolding Unseen watcher stroking stoking Dancing moving, rhythm rising Closing brushing tantalising. Glances hot tracing caressing Lacy dampness passions pleasing Touching stirring throbbing moaning Heart is racing fires mounting Desires need is penetrating Breth quickening gasping panting Moistened fingers violating Twisting probing masturbating Cries release frustration releasing Squeezing tight electric shocking Muscles taught twitching contracting Breath releasing laying sighing Sun is rising warming revealing Flesh exposed dreams are fleeing. Smiles infectious thinking dreams A FRIEND SENT THIS TOO ME /COMMENT IF YOU LIKE

Health Topics: Sexual Health: Women's Sexual Health. Feeling Great Naked Is Only 6 Exercises Away.
link: http://health.msn.com/health-topics/sexual-health/womens-sexual-health/articlepage.aspx?cp-documentid=100189974&Gt1=10915 ******************************** Health Topics: Sexual Health: Women's Sexual Health Get Your Sexiest Body: Feeling great naked is only 6 exercises away --by Denise Brodey, Prevention ((More on MSN Health & Fitness)) Bye, Bye Belly Fat Eat and Think Your Way Thin 5 Foods to Transform Your Body While other fitness buffs are thinking about toned legs and arms, women doing this plan can revel in their own little secret: Not only will it give you a flat belly, but it'll boost your sex drive—in an hour. Studies show women's sexual satisfaction directly correlates to their exercise quotient. "Working out boosts endorphins that get you in the mood," says Laura Berman, PhD, founder of the Berman Center, a sexual health clinic in Chicago. She teamed up with Prevention to devise this exclusive libido-boosting routine, based on her new book, Th

Imagine This
Imagine this, Jamie was the girl she's all alone On her way home she's in her own time zone Depressed cause everyone around her just wants go Nobody got no time to sit and talk to her no mo' Little did she know she was being followed Richie was the boy that had no love in his soul He walked up behind her and cracked Jamie in the skull And knocked her in the mud and then raped her in the cold Now she's beaten and destroyed Her soul is just a void Why did Richie do that to her cause he was raised from a boy To take what you want and hurt those who have it And if you don�t your daddy�s gonna beat you god damnit So that�s what he did a confused little kid With the mind of his daddy that a woman is a bitch And you hate that bitch and you rape that bitch Because your daddy�s rich you can�t escape that shit now Richie had a sister you can only imagine Living with Richie and her dad there was never any laughing Only f

Because You Need To Know!!!!
Okay people so the pro bowl is totally on sunday the 10th...SO yea you all need to know that there are at least 4 seattle seahawks Goin to the pro bowl...Not exactly stoked that fucking favre is going to be the NFC quarter back but whateves.... GO NFC!!!!!!!!!!! NFC roster Offense Quarterback Starter: 4 Brett Favre, Green Bay[b] Reserves: 9 Tony Romo, Dallas 8 Matt Hasselbeck, Seattle 7 Jeff Garcia, Tampa Bay[a] Running back Starter: 28 Adrian Peterson, Minnesota Reserves: 24 Marion Barber, Dallas 36 Brian Westbrook, Philadelphia Fullback 49 Tony Richardson, Minnesota Wide receiver Starter: 11 Larry Fitzgerald, Arizona 81 Terrell Owens, Dallas Reserves: 80 Donald Driver, Green Bay 81 Torry Holt, St. Louis Tight end 82 Jason Witten, Dallas Reserves: 21 Chris Cooley, Washington Offensive tackle Starter: 76 Flozell Adams, Dallas 71 Walter Jones, Seattle[b] Reserves: 21 Chris Samuels, Washington 76 Chad Clifton, Green

My Thoughts
The thoughts that run in my head are making me yell! Feel like crying then inside feel like I am dieing. To some I matter most in their life. To others I am passing by in their flight in life. To most I am just this moody person that is here to make thier lifes just a little harder. But to others I am a kind compashionate person that is here to for them to have someone that will listen to them. Or give them a helping hand when needed. To the random person or the guy just walking by I am either the not so pretty person that is either a person to make fun of or a person to see how far they can get with. With all that said in the end to a person, a simple person goes through life meeting people and making fun of others and making friends, having relationships. But who really actually takes the time to truley get to know someone. How they feel, think, who they think they love and have loved. I sit and wounder what if some day one of my friends just up and disapeared. Sure I

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Elisabeth fortsetter sin seierstokt ved å gjøre det samme med de nye hindrene som dukker opp. Det Elisabeth sier er følgende: Jesus, hvis du er Gud, hvorfor vil du ikke ligge med datteren din? Det spørsmålet er ikke mulig å svare på for Jesus ettersom han da avslører Salome (som har veldig lyst på å ligge med Elisabeth). Og ved å fortsette å stille spørsmålet mot det absurde vil Jesus til slutt måtte gi etter eller ta livet av seg. Dette er hva som gikk galt mellom tilstandene Salome=gud til Elisabeth=gud. Den eneste personen som kan møte Elisabeth og ta over arven hennes er en Hitler.

Just For Fun
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.I have 3 kids 2.Both my girls are autistic 3.I have 1 person on here I consider to be my sister shes such a sweetheart 4.My dads dream was to be a police officer which he did before he died. 5.I had a very sweet friend on here who died in Iraq 6.I have met alot of great people on here 7.I have 1 sister who lives in Indiana 8.I have 1 neice and a nephew 9.I have a very best friend in R/L who I Love to hang out with 10.Im still really good friends from some people I went to high school with I am gonna send this to:Emerald,Dennis,R.J,Trucker,and Mr.Salicious

Perhaps I'm An Awful Mother.........
I'm having one of those days today. The kids are at each others throats, disrespecting each other, disrespecting Kliff, and even disrespecting me. I've cried more today than I think I ever thought I would have to cry over this kind of shit. And I feel like such an awful mother. See....today, I don't even like my kids. What I mean by that is this. Even though I love my kids unconditionally, no matter what, I'm really not liking the people they are turning out to be and I don't know what to do about it. Talking doesn't work, screaming and yelling isn't working either. Punishments are pointless......I'm at my wits end. Kliff gave up SO much to move here to be with us, and the kids are just plain disrespectful. It's getting me to a point where I'm feeling torn between them and him, and I'm terrified that he'll leave. I know him well enough to know that he would choose to walk away from us before he'd ever come in between me and the kids relationships and that's the part that scare

Death In My Family Today At 8:15am
This morning my uncle Robert nick name Bob has passed away in the hospital due to he died in his sleep peacefully,The cause of death was his donor liver failed and his kidneys failed and he didn't want to prolong his life on a respirator he wanted pass on his own so now god rest his soul he is in heaven now,my family is sad now cause of the loss today and the funeral is either going to be this comming tuesday or wed well God Bless you Robert Adamo....Rest in Peace!

Atl Motor Speedway
So I am getting ready to head to Alanta right afre my 21st, but I am going with work. I am wanting to get hot passed this time so I can go anywere I want any time so yeah. I am thinking this will be cool because I am hopping to meet Dale Jr this yeah or at least just to get a quck sound bite from him.

Jealousy
never really cared always been very open and understanding but for some reason there are times when all i wanna do is scream i can feel it inside even though i dont want it there all it does is ruin things hurts relationships and angers some people i dont want it but somehow its there hiding just beggin to come out

March 14th
You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created. March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created

Military
i support them with all i have will til the day i die the military is my life and affects everything i do but im so lost and confused why do we have to lose so many when will it come to an end let our men and women come home be with their families let the fathers see their babies and the babies know their fathers stop making single moms heartbroken mothers morning wives and husbands just let it all stop bring them all home safe they shouldnt be over there we've done our job now we are only making it worse bring them home they are already tramatized they have seen too much more then we could imagine which will affect them forever some dont make it that far lose it before deployment stop ruining good men let them come back be in the arms of their loved ones i support our troops love our military men and women so please just bring them all home

Hell
Hell explained by a University of Washington chemistry student The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well: ) Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religi

Fleury Realizes Importance Of Wilkes-barre/scranton Assignment
Fleury realizes importance of Wilkes-Barre/Scranton assignment By Rob Rossi TRIBUNE-REVIEW Monday, February 11, 2008 Penguins goalie Marc-Andre Fleury admits he has something to prove "to everybody." He will begin doing that in the AHL on a conditioning assignment with Wilkes-Barre/Scranton, it was announced Sunday. Fleury has not played since Dec. 6 due to a high right ankle sprain. "I'm kind of scared to see if I've still got it," Fleury said. "I need to start somewhere. This will be a chance for me to get back into game-shape and get my touch back." Coach Michel Therrien said Fleury, the first overall pick in the 2003 NHL entry draft, would ideally play in three or four games on his assignment. "It depends on how he is able to perform," Therrien said. Fleury was one of three goaltenders to win at least 40 games last season. He entered this season as the Penguins' clear No. 1 but struggled early and appeared in only three of eight games from Oct. 30 to Nov.

I'm Going To Miss You..
I've come to the conclusion This fantasy I've had of you and me Is just an illusion You've given me intimacy But not love I'm worth more than that I can't hold on any longer To this dream of mine It'll just cause me more pain I'm going to miss you Your laughter, and jokes Your sweet talk when we're alone The taste of your kiss I want more, need more, deserve more than what you can give Life is too short to hold on To an illusion of love And that's all you are

So Beyond Fucking Pissed
yeah I know, haven't actually blogged on here in awhile... so this morning, the kids go off to play on the playground here at the complex...and come back telling me and Chris that someone wrote something about my girl on the playground. so we go check it out .....(here's where I get mad) some little punk ass fucking brat kid has the nerve to carve into the equipment a number of comments about how my daughter...my 8 years old daughter is "having sex with (no names for kids sake) every Saturday night" and how this other kid "sucks (kid name) dick" and "sucks my balls" and how my girl does too. I am so fucking pissed. to top it off the little shit signed their initials on it. I went to the office and brought it their attention. they went and checked out what I was saying, pics have been taken by me and emailed to them, and a file will be started. The lease manager went to have a chat with the said parents involved who (surprise fucking god damn surprise) didn't answer the door I gue

Car Wreck...
feeling alittle bummed 2/11/2008 my son got in an accident tonight coming home from work,he is 20yrs old.. He was coming off the exit I-95 and a huge truck ran him off the road.. His car is abit messed up.. 2007 dodge calibar,new car ... BUT I am sooo glad he is alive to tell me about it...JUST HAD TO GET IT OFF MY MIND... :)

101 Things About Me
Name? .......... Sam Eye colour? .......... blue Shoe size? .......... 8 UK Height? .......... 5-8 Naval: Innie or Outie? .......... innie What are you wearing right now? .......... black old navy pants (uk pants) levi jeans Pirate t shirt black and red head scarf leather boots How much money do you have on you right now? .......... I dollar 80 uk pounds and 10 euros Best place to go for a date? ..........? where ever you are Your favourite kind of pants? .......... my Levi jeans Your favourite number? .......... 5 Your favourite boys Name(s)? .......... Jack Your favourite girls Name(s)? .......... Samantha Your favourite animal(s)? .......... Raven Your favourite drinks? .......... coffee and sweetener Your favourite month? .......... June Your favourite juice? .......... Mango Your favourite breakfast? .......... eggs Benedictine on whole meal toast Your favourite cartoon character(s)? .......... Bugs Bunny Your favourite com

What Is A Turn On For Me
Sam, a Big Brain turns you on http://i.emode.com/tests/turnon/images/brain_s.gif A new independent film? CNN? The Economist? Sexy, huh? Chances are, with your smarts, and love of a challenge, something along these lines probably gets you going. Whatever your passion, you're looking for that same love of learning and curiosity about the world from your romantic partner. For you, the hottest thing around can be dressed as a math whiz, a tech geek, or a college professor, just as long as they have the brain power — and, um, stamina — to go the distance with you. Mental connections and sparring matches give you the challenges you need to get turned on. Love poems, pumped-up abs, moonlit walks on the beach — take 'em or leave 'em, you've got your eyes on the IQ prize. After all, the sexiest thing going are smarts.

Dumb Dee Dumb Survey
1. List two facts about the last person you kissed. 1. I LOVE HIM 2. hes my son 2. What was your first thought when you looked in the mirror this morning? omg what is wrong with my eye 3. Do you believe there's always room in your heart for your first love? SURE 4. Have you ever worn the opposite sex's underwear? yeah boxers 5. Where is the next place you will travel to? hawaii 6. Do you want to get married & have kids one day? been there done that 7. Do you curse a lot? UHMM YEA 8. Have you ever kissed in a pool? YEA 9. Do you like to have long hair or short hair? LONG 10. Do you like ice cream? YEA 11. What's your favorite color? blue 12. What does the last text in your inbox say and from who? dont text 14. Have you ever lied to protect someone's feelings? SURE 15. Are you hiding something from your parents? NO 16. Do you get jealous of other people easily? NAH 17. What's the best thing about having a boyfriend/girlfriend?

My Sence Of Humor
Sam, your sense of humor is Satire http://i.emode.com/tests/humor/images/satire_s.gif If there's one thing you're positive about it's that life is absurd. That's why your sense of humor centers around satire and farce. From social to political to religious, you see all of humanity's institutions as all too serious and totally hilarious because of it. Whether you're roasting the regulars at the coffee shop or going after bigger laughs inspired by newscasters, or dare we say, the President, your razor sharp wit cuts though the bologna. Just remember, when you lay the irony on thick, not everyone gets your humor. That's okay — if you can't laugh with someone, you can always laugh at them. Need to get away from it all? A trip to Texas could be just what the doctor ordered. Find out more about vacations to beautiful sandy beaches, dazzling cities, historic ghost towns, and much more

How Good Of A Kisser I Am
Your Kissing Grade: A- You are truly an amazing kisser. Your kisses are extraordinarily mind blowing. Whether you're naturally a good kisser or not, you've taken the time learn how to be the best kisser possible. Anyone would be lucky to get a kiss from you! How Do Your Kisses Rate?

Keeping In Touch
Well, today was day #1 of the Chemotherapy for my CLL. I found out today that I Have a white blood cell count of 107,000 (5000 to 10,000 being in the normal range) and I am in stage 4 of c CLL (yes, it is scary, but I refuse to allow this to get me down at all). I had 1 hour of chemo today, then Tuesday it will be 2 hours of chemo, then Wednesday will b four (4) hours (three kinds of chemo, ewwwwwww). Then I rest from it for three weeks and go back for three days of 4 hour treatments again, But between that time I will be given a ct scan and bone marrow test to see if it has caused any other problems related to this cll. I am trying to keep up the good spirits, But as I said, I refuse to allow this cll to beat me down. Hey, the Diabetes and CHF hasn't beaten me down, so why should I let this cll do it, right? I do thank you for your prayers and thoughts, that means the world to me and really makes me feel like I am truly part of your family (quick, get me a tissue, sniff snif

New Digital Camera, Woot!
I finally got to get a decent digital, all of my old ones had died...this one with tax cost me $140 bucks but as far as I'm concerned its money well spent when it'll help me preserve what sanity I have left...lmao...so MANY pics will be on the way, yesh, I am a camera ho, not so much being in front of it though I'm not camera shy unless I look like shit....but I love taking pics of all sorts of things, especially animals...they give so much love & companionship and ask for so little in return...but yeah, anyway, uploading new Wicket pics

Yearning
Yearning from desire You opened the floodgates Touched the soul Made me shake, quiver, and roll Yearning from desire You taunted and teased Touched the soul Made me wanting, craving, for more Yearning from desire You just disappeared Touched the soul Made me empty, crying, and lull Yearning from desire I will you back Touch my soul Yearning for more

U.s. Navy Intercepts Russian Bombers Flying Near Ships
WASHINGTON — U.S. fighter planes intercepted two Russian bombers flying unusually close to an American aircraft carrier in the western Pacific during the weekend, The Associated Press has learned. A U.S. military official says that one Russian Tupolev 95 buzzed the aircraft carrier USS Nimitz twice, at a low altitude of about 2,000 feet, while another bomber circled about 50 nautical miles out. The official was speaking on condition of anonymity because the reports on the flights were classified as secret. The Saturday incident, which never escalated beyond the flyover, comes amid heightened tensions between the United States and Russia over U.S. plans for a missile defense system based in Poland and the Czech Republic. Such Russian bomber flights were common during the Cold War, but have been rare since. The bombers were among four Russian Tupolev 95s launched from Ukrainka in the middle of the night, including one that Japanese officials say violated their country's airs

Stuff
Poems Loved Is Just A Word April 9th, 2002 More and More each day Someone says that they feel loved When they all show me what it is, I'll believe what they say But until then Loved is just a word Loved is just a word Words mean nothing to the world Every time some one utters it I just think it's another word Loved is just a word Explain it all to me Why do we use this word as if it's free? Love comes with a price and a gain Not everyone can win in that game Love doesn't matter, But why does this word matter? Loved is just a word Words mean nothing to the world Every time some one utters it I just think it's another word Loved is just a word Some day I might feel it Some day I just might believe it Some day I might show it But until that day when I die It'll only be a word to me Loved is just a word Words mea

For Those That I Really Know.........
Leave your name in my blog comments. Once you do that, this is what I'll do for you... 1. I'll respond with something random about you. 2. I'll tell you which song or movie you remind me of. 3. I'll pick a flavor of jello [or pudding] to wrestle you in. 4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me. 5. I'll tell you my first memory of you. 6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of. 7. I'll ask you something I've always wondered about you. 8. If you play, you should repost this on yours!

5pm - All Rain For Metro Cincy, Snow To Move Back In This Evening!
Still have a few slick spots but most of the ice has melted. Low basically tracked between Lexington and Knoxville. Now it's a cold rain...but by 8pm we'll change BACK over to snow...and may have a couple inches before it's all said and done. I just saw some pictures out of Lexington and wow...they got clobbered as bad as, if not worse than we did!

For A Friend
I have a friend who is wanting to get something pierced (most likely the hood). Seeing as how I no experience whatsoever in such things.... Do any of you ladies have one, or anybody at all know of anyone who has? She's mostly wondering about the pain and follow up care stuff. And how long til she can have sex. I suppose that affects her decision somehow.

And More????????
WASHINGTON - A woman found in her home with the decomposing bodies of her four daughters will remain in custody while a grand jury investigates, a judge ruled Monday. ADVERTISEMENT Superior Court Judge Frederick Weisberg found probable cause to order 33-year-old Banita Jacks to remain held on murder charges. The bodies of the girls, ages 5 to 16, were found Jan. 9 when U.S. marshals served an eviction notice at the family's apartment in southeast Washington. The medical examiner's office has said there is evidence that the oldest girl had been stabbed and that the other three girls had markings on their necks and other signs of trauma. Police detective Mitchell A. Credle testified that Jacks told investigators she did not want her oldest daughter to be a bad influence on her other children. Credle testified that Jacks told investigators she had had two physical fights with Brittany and had called the girl "Jezebel." Jacks also told police the girls were possessed by demons

Fifty Sure-fire Ways To Tell If Your Next-door Neighbor Is A Pagan
Fifty Sure-Fire Ways to Tell If Your Next-Door Neighbor is a Pagan How many of the following does your neighbor exhibit? Never puts garbage out on the curb...I mean, recycling and compost are fine, but you can take it too far! You casually mention the moon's phase, and s/he replies with the exact number of days, hours, and minutes of rising, position on horizon, and current angle of declination. All the stray cats in the neighborhood congregate in her/his garden. A screech-owl has chosen the lamppost outside her/his house as it's favorite perch...just when it's getting warm outside at night and you want to sleep with your windows open. Doesn't mow down the weeds in his/her garden and lawn...in fact, it sort of looks like s/he's cultivating them! The abundance of black garments drying on the clothesline out back. Local kids whisper and stare as they pass his/her house, then start running if they spot movement in the house or yard. Nobody trick-or-treats at his/her do

Signs Your Child Might Be A Witch
Signs your child might be a witch Your child asks to use the broom to cleanse, I mean clean, their room. There is always a steak knife missing. Your smallest pan keeps disappearing and reappearing, and always smells like ashes and potpourri. All your candle holders are missing. They now enjoy going to the fabric store with you and they want thread, ribbon and cloth of every color of the rainbow. Their Christmas and Birthday wish lists consist of: a white or black full length bathrobe, blank journal books, window box herb gardens and a box of candles in assorted colors. You just figured out that every full or new moon your child asks to have 3 friends spend the night; and strangely they are very quiet all night. Your child now says "Merry Meet Again" every morning to you and whenever they leave they say "Merry Part". Your recipe cards are disappearing and when you do find them you can't make since of the recipe since it doesn't require any actual cooking. Your child

Top 10 Witchy Comebacks For Any Religious Activist Encounters
Top 10 Witchy comebacks for any Religious Activist Encounters 10. Sorry i really don't have time... I have to catch a different Plane (think about it if you don't get it right away) 9. Oh the circle on the floor... I play marbles alot. 8. (why are you wearing black?) I'm really a vampire but i use good sunblock. 7. All the herbs? I'm big on health food. 6. Oh i'm sorry, was i chanting you say? NO no, i was talking to my cat, i keep him in my purse.. 5. Is that a lizard tail growing, or are you just happy to see me? (ladies only LOL) 4. You know, I'd love to eat.. err uhh.. i mean MEET your children. *smile* 3. I hear you know of a sale on red and white striped socks? 2. what's the matter? you act like you've never seen a Pentagram on a Witch before. 1. OH oh... are you handing out those firestarter booklets again? can i have one i ran out and my house is really cold?

Johan And His Roosters
Johan the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called "pullets", and ten roosters, whose job it was to fertilize the eggs. The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time, so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so John could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells. The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, a very fine specimen he was, too. But on this particular morning John noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! John went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. But to Farmer John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a

Rate Fan Addition Of Bad Girls
ok ladies i have add several more bad girls to friend list....... please send me a regular message to let me know that. i have or havent added you...... at this point i think i have...... cant wait to hear from you and im excited about the new opportunities for friendships....

Envy
ENVY Like greed, envy is characterized by an insatiable desire; they differ, however, for two main reasons. First, greed is largely associated with material goods, whereas envy may apply more generally. Second, those who commit the sin of envy desire something that someone else has which they perceive themselves as lacking. Dante defined this as "love of one's own good perverted to a desire to deprive other men of theirs." Dante's concept of envy is roughly equivalent to the meaning of the German word "schadenfreude," or to delight in the misfortune of others. In Dante's Purgatory, the punishment for the envious is to have their eyes sewn shut with wire, because they have gained sinful pleasure from seeing others brought low. Thomas Aquinas described Envy as "sorrow for another's good". "PRINCESS" (Maxima of the JLM)(Southern Sex Symbols Leader)(ENVY of the Se7en Sins@ fubar

Bedroom Golf
1. The player will furnish his own equipment for play. Normally, one club and two balls. 2. Owner of the course must approve equipment before play may begin. 3. Unlike regular golf, the object of the game is to get the club into the hole while keeping the balls out. 4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. The course owner may check the stiffness of the shaft before allowing play to commence. 5. Course owner reserves the right to restrict the shaft length so as to avoid damage to the course. 6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as possible until the course owner is satisfied. 7. Players are cautioned to play the correct hole as indicated by the course owner. 8. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arriving at the course. Experienced players will admire the course, paying special attention to the well formed bunkers. 9. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played recentl

Have You?
I have learned from recent events that something so precious can be broken, ran away, or forgotten. Since I was little I was a tool torn between two parents fighting each other. I was always in the shadows to those around me. My words and thoughts were never listened to, but yet completely ignored and thrown in the wind. As I grew older, things never changed: family fighting got worse, and "friends" did their fair share. Counting everything since I was 8 yrs. old; I have been used, beaten, sexually abused, and lets not forget the most harmful..mentally stabbed. Yeah, it was not easy..but I am here..staying strong and living each day. And not till recently did I feel alive. I can not say I did not have a few good times between those painful experiences..but they never lasted long enough to forget the pain. Revenge and hatred are deep down inside wanting to go full force on all those who have pained me in the past..yet I have never even gotten in a fight..i looked for the best in myself

Foolish
I was foolish to believe the lies, wrapped up in loves suicide. Why did I fall yet again into this endless trap. Who knows, but yet again there is me standing alone at the door. My emotions are a reck as I hit the floor. So now let me make this solemn vow. To never love again!!!!!!!!

Bill Belecheat
I hate this little prick and I hope he goes to jail. ARROGANT FUCK Belichick has been taping since 2000, Goodell tells Specter By LAURIE KELLMAN, Associated Press Writer February 13, 2008 WASHINGTON (AP) -- Bill Belichick has been illegally taping opponents' defensive signals since he became the New England Patriots' coach in 2000, according to Sen. Arlen Specter, who said NFL commissioner Roger Goodell told him that during a meeting Wednesday. "There was confirmation that there has been taping since 2000, when Coach Belichick took over," Specter said. Specter said Goodell gave him that information during the 1-hour, 40-minute meeting, which was requested by Specter so the commissioner could explain his reasons for destroying the Spygate tapes and notes. ADVERTISEMENT "There were a great many questions answered by Commissioner Goodell," Specter, the senior Republican on the Senate Judiciary Committee, told reporters after the meeting. "I found a lot of q

This Is So Cute!
> I was shocked when I found out and had to tell you all right away Fubar has been embedding stuff into your computer screens and are now as we speak > > Click below to run the fubar spy ware Screen Cleaner > > Fubar spy ware Sceen Cleaner

Angel Of Love
Wings of Scarlet red.... i lust.... for love's embrace..... for one to hold me...... as i hold them..... ....... i am love.... in a matter of speaking..... i am the one who holds you... the one who will love you... when it seems... that no one else will.... i am your angel... your love...... ......... i am the one..... who when you feel down..... or in pain.......... will hold you........ in his gentle embrace...... the one who will kiss you... when you need one.... the one who will warm you up... .......... but even love needs love.... it doesnt work one way..... but it would be nice..... to have one....... every once in a while..... ......... i will love you........ no matter who........ or what you are........ ...... i am your wings....... your heart......... and your hope........ ......... loved will you be........ now and forever...... until i see you..... meet you....... for the first time........ .................. i am your dreams....

Banana Cream Pie With Oatmeal Coconut Crust Made With Murray Sugar Free Cookies
Ingredients 20 Murray® Sugar Free Oatmeal cookies 2 tablespoons flaked coconut 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon 3 tablespoons light margarine, melted 2 3/4 cups cold fat-free milk 1/2 teaspoon coconut extract (optional) 2 packages (4-serving size) vanilla flavor sugar-free, fat-free instant pudding & pie filling 1 large banana 1 1/2 cups frozen fat-free non-dairy whipped topping, thawed Directions 1. Finely crush cookies. In small bowl combine cookies, coconut and cinnamon. Add margarine. Toss to coat. Press on bottom and sides of 9-inch pie plate lightly coated with nonstick cooking spray. Bake at 350°F for 8 minutes. Cool completely. 2. In large bowl combine milk and coconut extract, if desired. Add pudding mix. Beat with wire whisk about 2 minutes or until thickened. Pour half of pudding mixture into crust. Slice banana on top. Pour remaining pudding mixture over banana. Spread whipped topping over all. Refrigerate at least 30 minutes. Garn

Bet For Rock N Roll
i cant give u my heart now ill go wherever my boots point and if u want me to tell u what to do id tell u to bet for my failure take ur clothes off thts ok font leave anythin u gotta do if u came here to buy me go to hell if ur gonna ride with me hold on tight lets go boy to the sea theres no sunset in this damn city and i dont know if i was made for running but i do know i was born to bet on it i know that nothings gonna happen but now im against the ropes and i cant find a way to get out but im gonna bet hard while i can now i cant give u my heart i lost my bet for rock and roll i lost my bet for rock and roll its the price i have to pay and theres no point on leaving it behind no point on leaving it behind

Some Interesting Facts
Why Sex? 1) 94% of men lie about their dick size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 4-5 inches long when erect; no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth. Incidentally the average vaginal capactity is only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle king dong. 3) 80% of American men are circumsized, though Pediatrics say it is not necessary. 4) No matter what all the ads say nothing but time can make your penis grow. (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's) 5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size. 6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion." 7) Only 16% of men shave their privates. +Some stuff on the ladies+ ------------------------------ 1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "natural", 24% sa

Wtf
die die die death to us all and he has come to end all suffering through the lost souls of hell as they wish to suffer the depths of the hattred lust, as their head explodes from the blast of drama whores, want drama watch the soap channel.

Driving With Dad
Driving With Dad, Brings back memories A father, who worked away from home all week, always made a special effort with his family on the weekends. Every Sunday morning he would take his 7-year old daughter out for a drive in the car for some bonding time. One particular Sunday however, he had a bad cold and he really didn't feel like being up at all. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their daughter out. When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her father. "Well," the father asked, "did you enjoy your ride with mommy?" "Oh yes, Daddy" the girl replied, "and do you know what? We didn't see a single dumb bastard or lousy shit head!" Brings a tear to your eye doesn't it?

Poli- Tickin
WHATS UP?, WHAT IT IS?, HOW YA DOIN?, HEY, HI, HELLO, WHATS GOOD?,..( I HOPE I COVERED EVERY GREATING FOR NORTH AMERICA)..HTIS IS UR NEW BUDDY DJ JUSTICE AND MY FIRST BLOG..IM PRETTY MUCH NEW HERE AT FUBAR(FOR THE 2ND TIME)AND I WANT TO THANK ALL THE FUBARIANS FOR BEING SO COOL AND KIND...HELPIN A BROTHER FIND HIS WAY ALONG THE FU PATH.OFCOURSE THERE HAVE BEEN A FEW STUMBLES ALONG THE WAY..BUT I GOT MY STRIDE NOW AND IM JUST CRUISIN ALONG...SO AS MY FIRST BLOG, IM GONNA GIVE THANKS IN FORM OF SHOUT OUTS TO PEOPLE THAT I CONSIDER SHOUT WORTHY...SOME ARE FUBARIANS, SOME ARE JUST AVERAGE FOLKS...FIRST I WANT TO SHOUT OUT OBAMA AND HILARY FOR ATLEAST MAKING THIS PAST YEAR INTERESTING. THE LAST 2 ELECTIONS HAVE BEEN REAL SNOOZE FESTS. NEXT I WANT TO SHOUT OUT CASPER, ONE AND ONLY BABYGURL, SEXYASS, ZONDA AND PAUL, MS CHULA 69, MIZZ J/TOO RAW, THE MYSTERIOUS Q, D.A.M.,TYGHTWHYGHT, ALLL THE 2ND ALARM HOTTIES, AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST ITALIAN GOTH SLAVE....ALL THOSE FOLKS ARE COOL PPL..HIT UP TH

Epica - Another Me "in Lack'ech"
If you search for enrichment And injure others Earning more that you can spend You'll pass the borders When you think you've succeeded But something's missing Means you have been defeated By greed, your weakness This fantasy is not enough for me I want it, I'll take it away from you Your misery that softly incites me All I do is using, abusing you Life is often miserable In the search for happiness The power's so desirable They bring so much distress Life is often pitiful In the search for blessedness If we weren't so insatiable There would be much more than less I just take care of myself and no-one else Life is often cynical In the search for hopefulness We're only wanting more and more So we got into this mess All that you've taken from others Will be taken from you All that your dissonance smothers Will then come back to you Whatever happens tomorrow, and whatever you do Just keep in mind that the source and end is you Never finding fu

How Ever You See It.
Some people write about All the beauty that they see And I choose to write about All the ugly That I see I know there is beauty In this world of ours Yes, I see it too But remember There is a lot of ugly Too Just like a coin has two sides The world seems to have Two sides to There is beauty and ugly All depends on which side You view There are mean And nasty people And good and kind people too But you have to look At both sides To get the real life View You can’t sugar coat the ugly And pretend that it’s Not there Sure you can enjoy the beauty That’s why God Put it there Don’t act like you can’t see The ugly in our world Pretend that it’s not there Right before your eyes Don’t fool yourself In to believing The ugly can’t affect you Because it has affected Me and my family So It can attack, And bring you down Too You can read it In the papers

Moments Passed
There are moments in time that seem to pass us by things that we could have done or done differently or just things that happen. We never get those moments back things that we feel one moment are gone the next because of things that are done or said that changes our perception. There is no value I think in thinking what if, only the accepting and learning from the past and using that to make us stronger or wiser. We all have some regrets that make us wince now and again I hate that but life goes on or perhaps it was fate that shifts us down another path to who knows where. There is a beginning and an end but it is the complex web we tread along the way that is the life in between. We choose how we tread and the ripples we make in life are determined by how boldly we step. I tend to step out in to the unknown and try not to let missed paths affect my progress the unknown is what makes life interesting going somewhere where no one has ever gone is like exploring a first Kiss scary and be

Love Poem
O my Luve's like a red, red rose That's newly sprung in June: O my Luve's like the melodie That's sweetly play'd in tune! As fair thou art, my bonnie lass, So deep in love am I: And I will love thee still, my dear, Till a' the seas gang dry: Till a' the seas gang dry, my dear, And the rocks melt with the sun; I will luve thee still my dear, When the sands of life shall run. And fare thee weel, my only Luve, And fare thee weel a while! And I will come again, my Luve, Tho' it were ten thousand mile.

Maybe You Can Help....
I have the worst luck when it comes to finding a relationship. I am a decent guy. Yet all these women come to me and complain about their boyfriends or husbands being a$$holes. But for the life of me... I just can't seem to find a relationship of my own. I tire of listening to the women complain. But instead of making a change... they stay where they are. I just don't get it. I hear about what a nice guy I am but can't find a relationship for me. I decided that there were enough buttholes in the world that I didn't need to be one too. So I became a nice guy. These women tell me they want a guy who will treat them well. I will. But I just don't seem to matter. Maybe you fubarians can offer me some advice. No haters please. Post and let me know what you think.

Its Me Again
hi everybody it s raining here more like freezeing rain it be warm in a couple of months i plan to be swiming again to improve on my swiming i be going camping again soon in a cabin i like to camp out so any woman reading this thanks for takeing a few minutes to read this

Little Kids...
A 3 YEAR OLD One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me and my brother who is four years older than I am. I was maybe 3 and a half years old and had just recovered from an accident in which my arm had been broken among other injuries. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a get-well gift and it was one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news and my brother was playing nearby in the living room when I brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. Af ter several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home. My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!!' My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it up, then she says to him, 'Did it ever occur to you that the only place that baby can reach to get water is the toilet??

Calling All Cars
Calling All Cars Calling all cars we've got another victim Cause my love has become an affliction I'm sorry but I think I failed to mention That I lied at my very first confession What did you expect from me? This has been building since I have been breathing And I know how it's going to end So will you scatter my ashes where they won't be found? I kept my word when I swore that I would let you down And now that I'm gone Try to forget me and just move on I kept my word and you hate me for it now You knew all along Try to forget me and just move on Oh my dear, what have I gone and done now? It's curtain call, I'm about to take my last bow What did you expect from me? Without giving away the entire ending I ruined the evening again I don't have love left inside Are you desperate for an answer? I don't have an ounce of good left in me now That's why I walked out I am not the one that you should blame So take what I left you for the pain And do you

My Usa
I am sick and tired of all this bullshit about the poor illegal aliens. How they do all the work we will not do, if they work that hard they should put some of it into getting their asses legal! I spent 3 years in Germany. Knowing this was just a 3 year tour, I learned enough German to get me through, and was able to talk to the locals, drive, tour, and travel all by myself. You can be sure if I went there to live I would have be fluid in my German, and learned all the customs. I would not have demanded they learn my language, or my customs. This is still a melting pot, meaning that we all blend together and live as one community. We speak English here, and we believe that you are free to worship any god you choose. But we were a nation built on the belief in god. IN GOD WE TRUST on our money does not hurt anyone, and if it does, you might not belong in a nation where people are free to do as they please. Also I am sick of Muslims here wanting us to change things to suit them. If

Sitting And I'm Thinking
Sitting and I'm thinking sitting and I'm thinking I'm sitting and I'm thinking I walk in the same circle I'm looking for some answers At witch the end I cannot find Days of stress are passing That doesn't have a charm At the end I got But how can I talk to you Lines without charm Words thrown into nothing I try to express my self The story without end The story in the wind Which I'm always hearing The story full of lies Of it I am tired I'd like to talk to you Forgiveness is to ask The cove please you close And let me go away From the river far Inside I'm very thirsty I'd like to hear your voice Just a word to tell me I'd like to tell the world That I miss you much I would like to love you Mine to be forever

Discovering The Way
Discovering the way When sitting on the side Speechless without a word, Just looking for some ways To find the door that mach your key, Holding strong to give you hopes but, In your mind you're somewhere else. Going crazy in little circle Bang your head against the walls, Keep on looking at the road As the sun is slowly dying Asking questions you forgotten Jumping on the walls with rage Wondering about the road. Than you stop to look at your self Wondering who are you now, Stupid questions popping up, As slowly into the mirror you look Discovering who that person is.

Memories Of Time
Memories of time Sitting in a room, Re-living my whole life I came a cross my future, My future and the past The same they are today Where everything is new and, Old is everything. Locked in side the prison doors A piece of paper and a pen A thousand words to write my life, When in a moment I lived it all, The book of love the words of piece Every day it's the same day, Every night I go to bad Waking up in that same day.

While You Loved Me
If I ever write the story of my life Don't be suprised if you're where it begins Girl, I'd have to dedicate every line on every page To the memories we made, while you loved me I was born the day you kissed me And I died inside the night you left me But I lived, oh how I lived (I lived) While you loved me I'd start with chapter one, love innocent and young As the morning sun on a new day Even though I know the end, Well I'd do it all again 'Cause I got a lifetime in, while you loved me I was born the day you kissed me And I died inside the night you left me But I lived, oh how I lived (I lived) While you loved me I was born the day you kissed me And I died inside the night you left me But I lived, oh how I lived (I lived) While you loved me I was born the day you kissed me And I died inside the night you left me But I lived, oh how I lived (I lived) While you loved me

Waiting All My Life
Everybody needs it Everybody wants it Everybody's searching for someone Been down a thousand highways I never though would end Baby, I've been Waiting all my life to find you Always been one step behind you Your love babe I've been waiting all my life I was tired of waiting Every night was praying Everyday would be the day I'd find you I grew so impatient, how long would it take To know you were out there somewhere Somewhre waiting, wondering just like me I've been waiting all my life to love you All that time I was dreaming of you Your love babe I've been waiting all my life And did I lose faith, did I lose heart Maybe I did, but I never lost my way To where you are - I've been Waiting all my life to find you Always been one step behind you Your love babe I've been waiting all my life I've been waiting all my life to love you All that time I was dreaming of you Your love babe I've been waiting all my life Your love I've been waiting Your l

Are You Happy Now
Now, don’t just walk away Pretending everything’s ok And you don’t care about me And I know there’s just no use When all your lies become your truths and I don’t care... yeah, yeah, yeah Could you look me in the eye And tell me that you’re happy now, ohhh, ohhh Would you tell it to my face or have I been erased, Are you happy now? Are you happy now? You took all there was to take, And left me with an empty plate And you don’t care about it, yeah. And I am givin' up this game I’m leaving you with all the blame cause I don’t care, yeah, yeah yeah, Could you look me in the eye? And tell me that you’re happy now, oohh oohhh Would you tell it to my face or have I been erased, Are you happy now? Ohhh, ohhhh Are you happy now? Are you happy now? yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you really have everything you want? You can't ever give somethin' you ain't got You can’t run away from yourself Could you look me in the eye? and tell me that you're happy now, yeah, y

Working On Creating The White Stag
I need to make it to level 10 soon, so that I can start my lounge. I am going to start a pagan lounge for the coven of the White Stag. Also if you are interested, I would love to hear from you too. I just wont to create a place, were people, can go to be there selves. I am not sure on the music choice yet, because I haven't figured out how to use it yet, but this is going to be a fun experience. I hope everything works out. Let me know if you would be interested in something like that. I look forward from hearing from everyone on this subject. It is going to be a fun adventure. Thank you for listening to yet another blog.

All You Wanted
I wanted to be like you I wanted everything So I tried to be like you And I got swept away I didn't know that it was so cold And you needed someone to show you the way So I took your hand and we figured out That when the tide comes I'd take you away If you want to I can save you I can take you away from here So lonely inside So busy out there And all you wanted was somebody who cares I'm sinking slowly So hurry hold me Your hand is all I have to keep me hanging on Please can you tell me So I can finally see Where you go when you're gone If you want to I can save you I can take you away from here So lonely inside So busy out there And all you wanted was somebody who cares All you wanted was somebody who cares If you need me you know I'll be there Oh, yeah If you want to I can save you I can take you away from here So lonely inside So busy out there And all you wanted was somebody who cares Plea

All Around Me
My hands are searching for you My arms are outstretched towards you I feel you on my fingertips My tongue dances behind my lips for you This fire rising through my being Burning I'm not used to seeing you I'm alive, I'm alive I can feel you all around me Thickening the air I'm breathing Holding on to what I'm feeling Savoring this heart that's healing My hands float up above me And you whisper you love me And I begin to fade Into our secret place The music makes me sway The angels singing say we are alone with you I am alone and they are too with you I'm alive, I'm alive I can feel you all around me Thickening the air I'm breathing Holding on to what I'm feeling Savoring this heart that's healing I can feel you all around me Thickening the air I'm breathing Holding on to what I'm feeling Savoring this heart that's healing And so I cry The light is white And I see you I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive I can feel you all around me T

Feeling Blah!
I woke up feeling pretty good this morning. Logged on to Fubar and now I feel blah. So much emotion and feeling going through me that it has left me with a sense of being confused. Anywho~ I need to shake it off whatever it is , cause in the END~ the only thing that matters is My Son. You learn as you are growing up that some people wont be true~then you get older and learn that somethings just never change. Words to live by: ~DON'T MAKE SOMEONE YOUR PRIORITY WHEN THAT PERSON ONLY HAS YOU AS THEIR OPTION~

Still Feeling Blah
So I have been at a point in my life where DRAMA and people who have drama, I cannot stand to be around. I also find myself getting rather annoyed with people who constantly go on about either themselves or their significant other. I mean hey its great if you have someone you think is completely wonderful and great, but come on people do you ever stop and think that JUST MAYBE we don't want to hear about how wonderful they are every 5 seconds. I have one friend who is completely obsessed with her ex. They are still friends in a sick kind of way and I would get so tired of every other word out of her mouth was her ex's name that I would just hang up on her without warning. Maybe I am being too harsh. Who knows! I do know that I am tired of drama, bullsh*t and conceited people and people who talk about their ex or significant other 24 hours a day. Don't get me wrong I have all the values and morals in the world. I also have respect for everyone, there just comes a point in eve

The Way You Do
theres a soul that has been hurt that shes hurt in everyway and bleeds that sees herself in the mirrors of flesh and doesnt folds or gives up the way you do love that gives me life the way you do love that gives me life the way you do theres a soul that is preganant suffered the biggest disapointment in her life shes looking for a place to hide her mortal wound and just waiting to see him on his knees and bleeding the way you do love that takes away my life the way you do love that takes away my life the way you do and its just so easy to harm you that not even in your last breath you let anyone love you broken love the way you do love that gives me life the way you do love that takes away my life the way you do

Firefighter Ranks Defined
Rank Definitions For Firefighters Chief Leaps short buildings with a single bound. Is more powerful than a ladder truck. Is faster than a speeding bullet. Walks on water. Gives Policy to GOD. Deputy Chief Leaps short buildings with a single bound. Is more powerful than a pumper. Is just as fast as a speeding bullet. Walks on water if sea is calm. Talks with GOD. Assistant Chief Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds. Is almost as powerful as a pumper. Is faster than a speeding BB. Walks on water in indoor swimming pools. Talks with GOD if special request is approved. Engineer Barely clears straw huts. Loses tug-of-war with pumpers. Can fire a speeding bullet. Swims well. Is occasionally addressed by GOD. Captain Makes high marks on buildings when trying to leap them. Is run over by a pumper. Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury. Dog paddles in swimming pools. Talks with animals. Lieutena

Love
The woman whom I'm deeply in love with, She is an angel sent from the lord himself, She's one of the great ones, I can't compare her to anyone else, I love hearing her when she tells me "I love you", Her beauty isn't even a question, She holds the beauty inside and out, My love for her is unquestionable, I love my angel,That was sent from up above, When I look into her eyes, I become blind,I smile like a kid in a candy store My world is now complete since I've found her, She is the love of my life, Can anyone ever find a love like this, I don't ever think so,Because,It's only once in a lifetime, She's my entire world,In our relationship there will never be any secrets or lies, Like like there has been in the past, I will never wanna fight her, I just wanna love her,This feeling is so true, She has stolen my heart,I have surrendered to her, I don't think I can ever love like this again, If I did,I would have committed a moral sin, Because,This feeling is only once

My Desire
My body has a fever Burning hot to touch, Erotic thoughts fill my head I want you oh so much A shivering sensation Travels down my spine, An overwhelming desire I have to make you mine Churnng in my stomach Dizziness in my head, I am drifting into fantasy Alone here in this bed Heavily my eyes do close In to ecstasy I go.... Now you are mine my love And no one has to know As this passion rises My throat feels hot and dry, My hungry gasping breath Becomes a long satisfied sigh One day I will have you Not a fantasy in my head, Be sure that I will get you I desire

The Demiprist(for My Youngest Brother)
This is for you I know it is hard and stressful right now But you can always count on me for anything As your sister I can see you as a good person An I know you didn't mean to what you did Yes life is hard it always is Trust me I am still having it hard Now I am seeing things differently Than when growing up Yes for all your stressed I am here for a talk Whenever needed Just remember everyone else cares too An Mom is scared of having you gone So am I and Tiffany But we accept that whatever you choose to do Were here for you all the way You know Chris and Cj are an Dad Just never forget also Joel is here also to help you He cares a lot about you, your his little buddy Everyone is by your side Don't ever think less Love you brother and good luck tomorrow

Promotion
Well I am up for promotion to be a Senior consultant but I just don't know that many people these days especially since I moved up here. I also want to find the right person for my team I don't want just anyone. I love what I do and love sharing it with others but it is hard sometimes because I don't want people to be pushe away. I really enjoy my career path and look forward to it growning. Wish me luck

A Bottle Of Wine
Bottle of Wine A woman and a man were involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them were hurt. After they crawled out of their cars, the man began yelling about women drivers. The woman said, 'So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman.. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days'. Flattered, the man agreed, but added "you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive." The woman continued, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolish ed but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune' She handed the bottle to the man. The man opened it and drank half the bottle, then handed it back to th

Stupid Boy By Keith Urban
Stupid Boy Lyrics by Keith Urban well she was precious like a flower she grew wild wild but innocent perfect prayer in a desperate hour she was everything beautiful and different stupid boy you can't fence that in stupid boy it's like holding back the wind she laid her heart and soul right in your hands and you stole her every dream and you crushed her plans she never even knew she had a choice and that's what happens when the only voice she hears is telling her she cant stupid boy stupid boy so what made you think that you could take a life and just push it, push it around i guess to build yourself up so high you had to take her and break her down she laid her heart and soul right in your hands and you stole her every dream and you crushed her plans she never even knew she had a choice and that's what happens when the only voice she hears is telling her she cant and you stupid boy oh you always had to be right and now you've lost the only thi

What Things Really Mean
when i dont call you [ Its because im waiting for you to call me ] When i walk away from you mad [ Follow me ] When i stare at your mouth [ Kiss me ] When i push you or hit you [ Grab me and dont let go ] When im quiet [ Ask me whats wrong/Or mess with me. ] When i ignore you [ Give me your attention ] When i pull away [ Pull me back ] When you get a hint that i like you [ tell me you like me because i will love you back ] When im bored [ ask if i want company ] When you see me at my worst [ Tell me im beautiful ] When you see me start crying [ Hold me and tell me everything will be alright ] When you see me walking [ Sneak up and hug my waist from behind ] When im scared [ Protect me ] When i lay my head on your shoulder [ Tilt my head up and kiss me ] When i tease you [ Tease me back and make me laugh ] When i dont answer for a long time [ reassure me that everything is okay ] When i look at you with doubt [ Back yourse

Jeff On Pa
Jeff Foxworthy's commentary on Pennsylvania: If you consider it a sport to sit in a tree stand all day long with a bow or a gun just to put food in your freezer, you might live in Pennsylvania. If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each year because Bradford is the coldest spot in the nation, you might live in Pennsylvania. If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Pennsylvania. If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of the year, you might live in Pennsylvania. If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there, you might live in Pennsylvania cause you're all so damn friendly. If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, cause he wears a hardhat you might live in Pennsylvania. If you have worn shorts, sunglass

It's Me
What occult Power best suits you ? Your Result: Clairoyance you have the ability of clear seeing . things that are not in sight or cannot be seen , you have the ability to see spirits and know the future . this is often useful in seanse's and summoning spirits .Premonition Precognition Psychometry Telepathy Astral projection Healing Dreamwalking

Thanks For The Invite..
I GET ALOT OF REQUESTS TO LOOK AT MENS NSFW PICS.. HMMM.. THANKS.. ;P I AM CURIOUS,BUT U DEFINITELY HAVE TO EXCITE ME TO BE TUNED IN,AND ITS FOR MY OWN SELF GRADIFICATION..AND NO.. I DONT WANT TO CAM.. I PREFER THE REAL THING.. XO

"truth & Lies" By D.o.x.
The truth is right in front of you So obvious, yet so hard to discover The lies are here, there and everywhere As they try to keep the truth undercover The lies are what they tell us The truth is rarely told The lies lurks, hides & waits The truth just stands there bold The truth sometimes causes pain & hurt The lies are always pleasant The lies sometimes disappear The truth is always present The truth exist without help The lies we have to create The truth just speaks it's peace, then it's done The lies want to debate. The truth is hard to deal with But it can make you strong The lies try to comfort you When someone does you wrong The truth tells you to get over it And life is just too short The lies tell you to shield your heart And helps you build a fort The lies told you "Sure, Its love!" While they hid behind a mask The truth told you "When you find love, You will know. You won't even have to ask." The truth is

What Superhero Am I
Your ResultYour Result You are Wolverine! You possess animal-keen senses, enhanced physical capabilities, and a healing factor that allows you to recover from virtually any wound. You are also a master of hand-to-hand combat and martial arts. Post this Badge!Post this Badge! Take the Superhero Quiz at QuizRocket.com!Make Your Own Quiz

Lol!
These are actual comments made on students' report cards by teachers in the New York city public school system. All teachers were reprimanded but, boy, are these funny! 1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig. 2. I would not allow this student to breed. 3. Your child has delusions of adequacy. 4. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. 5.Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them. 6. The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together. 7. This child has been working with glue too much. 8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell. 9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming. 10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week. 11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others. 12. The wheel is turning but the h

02-21-08
WELL TODAY WAS A BUSY DAY AT WORK. I SHOULDN'T CALL IT WORK, I REALLY LOVE MY JOB. WHAT IS IT THEY SAY WHEN YOU LOVE YOUR JOB. "IF YOU LOVE THE WORK YOU DO, THEN YOU REALLY NEVER HAVE WORKED A DAY IN YOUR LIFE" GUESS THAT IS HOW I AM FEELING TODAY. GOT FOUR DOGS OUT OF SHELTER TODAY, THAT IS FOUR THAT WENT IN TO RESCUE. HAVE 8 ON HOLD TO LEAVE OUT. THAT IS A GREAT FEELING IN IT'S SELF. NOW TOMORROW IS FRIDAY. AND I HAVE TO MAKE A CHOICE OF WHAT DOGS GET ON HOLD, AND WHAT DOGS HAVE TO GO DOWN IN ORDER TO MAKE ROOM FOR OTHER DOGS TO COME IN. THAT IS NOT A GOOD DAY FOR ME. I DON'T REALLY LIKE HAVING TO MAKE THAT CHOICE, BUT SOME ONE HAS TO DO IT I GUESS, IT IS A PART OF MY JOB. JUST GET VERY ANGRY AT THAT CHOICE. BUT UNTIL OWNER'S OF ANIMALS REALIZE THAT A PET IS A LIFE LONG THING, THEN IT IS NOT GOING TO CHANGE. ANIMALS THAT COME INTO THE SHELTER ARE AFRAID, AND ALONE. I DO MY BEST TO SEE THAT THEY ARE LOVED ON FOR WHAT EVER TIME THEY HAVE IN THERE. MOST ARE LUCKY AND GET INTO GOOD LOVI

Written By Angelina W. Grimke (1880-1958)
Tenebris There is a tree, by day, That, at night, Has a shadow, A hand huge and black, With fingers long and black. All through the dark, Against the white man's house, In the little wind, The black hand plucks and plucks At the bricks. The bricks are the color of blood and very small. Is it a black hand, Or is it a shadow? Written by Angelina W. Grimke (1880-1958)

A Letter Home From A Young Man Abroad
A Letter Home From a Young Man Abroad A Sonnet A few short words in a hurried scrawl, Penned on the cheapest of rag: "Mother, dear Mother," the note began (She is known by no name other), "I have come to this field to die today. I cannot pretend; my doom is here. I only pray it's with honor I fall And that of my death you mustn't fear. For know, oh Mother, that with my last breath I shall call out your name most dear. Forever, with love, your Son", the words read On a field of blood and rust, For folded it lay in his pocket creased, Waiting to return, like flesh, to dust.

Annnnnnnnd Smoking The Reefer.
Well it's 1251 in the am here in DC and im still awake because I've no obligations today; save the Gamer's Guild meeting to attend. That is if...and ONLY if...it doesn't snow big time today which I suspect it won't. Well school is progressing nicely. I'm all set for next quarter's classes and have begun to utilize time management very effectively i do believe. In other words.... I'm kicking myself in teh ass for dropping my flash class because I was having difficulties in the class preventing me from getting higher than a D...so I dropped it so it wouldn't affect my GPA. On the relationship front.....I'm still single and loving it. I had a talk with Kelly about if there ever was a chance for us to get back together and she confirmed that I was right in thinking it was a fool's hope. I've no gripe. You can't win them all. And according to my good friend Dave, I've no idea how much I mean to Kelly. Let's start from the beginning.. It wa

Death Of A Wonderful Friend Today.
Today 22-2-2008 I had the most stomach churning news since my father past 18 months ago. That my very best friend mother (sharon) has passed away at the age of 53 from cancer. The thing that upsets me the most is that 5 months ago they told her she had cancer and she went home to await a consultation. then they call her back after lying home alone in her bed vomitting and messing herself unable to move for 3 MONTHS! oh we're sorry you actualy have TB, go home and we'll give you antobiotics! she then becomes so sick that she's a lifeless shell. and jodi (my best friend) calls her an ambulance and takes her back to the PILGRIM!!! hospital in lincolnshire. where they look at her tell jodi they dont have a bed and she should take her back home, jodi stands there with security around her screaming! "you left her like this, now you fix it!" A week pases and they call jodi to ask her back to the hospital for a meeting with admin. She arrives to be told there sorry "yet again!"

Amazing Hygeine Facts
During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.) An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept! Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests. Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases. HAVE A GREAT DAY... ....and for God's sake, wash your hands!!

A Field Guide To Pagans Lolol
Anal Retentive Ceremonial: Book collection actually holds up the ceiling in places. Is studying Greek, Latin and Hebrew all at once. Does "workings" instead of "rituals". All twenty volumes of their magical diaries are in Enochian. Distinguishing Signs: Won't go anywhere without a book. Is constantly aware of which direction is east. Dresses according to planetary conditions, or whatever was on sale at Wal-Mart. Ravin' Pagan: Young and psychedelic. Can dance non-stop all night. Refuses to do boring Eurocentric rituals and prefers deities from sunny climes with lots of interesting local plants. Can say "Ayahuasca" ten times real fast and deliver long quotes from Terrence McKenna. Distinguishing Signs: Dresses in color combinations that hurt the eyes unless you've taken ecstasy. Bloodshot eyes, blissful smile, never goes anywhere without ritual drum. Dances With Bunnyrabbits: Uses animal symbolism to express nearly all opinions and feelings. Charter member of PETA. Thinks mea

The Perfect High Priestess
The Perfect High Priestess' circles are always on time, and run exactly 20 minutes. She is deeply devoted to her tutelary goddess and god, but never belittles other people's gods, not even the Sacred Sky Bunny. She works from 6 a.m. until midnight, and is also sweeps up after circle and carries out the garbage. The Perfect High Priestess excels in a demanding professional career, and donates all her time to community concerns. She came from humble origins and is always happy for a crust of bread, rind of cheese, or a place on your sofa while she is on lavish book tours for her publisher, Harper Collins. She has a big comfortable home which she always makes available to the community, and spends most of her time in study and personal work. She is quiet and unpretentious, she blends into the background, and her experience and power are apparent to anyone who meets her. She cares nothing for appearances, wears good clothes, drives a good car, buys and loans out good books, and donat

Monthaversary
On The Twenty-Second two months ago I held you for the first time Afriad to let go I can't believe what an adventure its been Loving all the times weve Shared together How lucky to have found a friend Its such a great wonderment to me How others settle for less than this If only we lived to show them True love exist It has its trials It survives its test But WOW its real It is our quest I wish love on all those Who are hurting The beauty that lives in the word Forever When the sun rises I watch the life fill your eyes Ready to reach out to hold me Every Day even grumpy is a good morning You never forget to sing to me You understand my grumpiness And embrace it as a challenge You know you can make me smile All the emotion I feel every day I would fill the sea and sail away With you I take these precious steps Never fast forward the new Its grand to discover life through you All these th

My Son
In this journey all roads winding We see the path ahead Simple words reward the day of work A hug from a child Acceptance Devotion Do anything to make you proud Crawl in my bed rest your sweet little head Your my pride and joy Teach you the right way Have fun Grow up when your ready Be yourself Guided into the life you deserve Nothing to hinder you My promise to you We love you

Not Anymore
I can't see you looking at me, it's hard to find I can finally be free. Free from you, I can finally be me. Be myself, stepping out of the dark, Be myself, not ever falling apart. I tried to understand, I tried to compromise. I tried to prove my love, looking into your eyes. You didn't want me anymore, you told me to get the hell out the door. So I left you in that cold, dark room, with nothing left in me but sadness and gloom. You later tried to take me back, after you had left my heart sore. But I'll let you know now, I will not take it, not anymore.

Suicidal Love
You can't hear her. You can't save her. When you went away, all she thought about was crying. When you said goodbye, she felt like she was dying. You could never see how she felt, because she kept it locked away. You never saw her tears, because she always hid her face. You'll never know her love for you was neverending. You'll never know how much her heart was bending. It hurt her to see you leave, that day she couldn't even breathe. But she knows now that she can be happy without the slightest bit of pain. She knew what she was doing, when she met face to face with the train.

Sex Advice From A Friend
Sex Advice From A Friend Two friends, a white guy and a black guy, both work together. The white guy came in late one morning and his black friend asks where he had been. The white guy says, "My wife gives me good sex every night and she kept me up really late last night". The black guy says "I can't get my wife to have sex with me, no matter what! How do you do it?" The white guy says, "I read her poetry every night." His black friend then asks, "What kind of poetry?" The white guy replies, "Blondie, blondie, eyes so blue, how I want to make love to you." Then the white guy tells his friend to go home and try it - it's a sure thing! The next morning the black guy was about 2 hours late. When he comes in, he has a black eye and his arm is in a sling. The white man asks, "What happened?!" The black man says, "Man, don't ever speak to me again!" The curious white man asks, "Well, what did you say to her?" The black man replies, 'Nappy head, nappy head, ey

V.i.p.
Ok, so I just put some new pics up but I can't level up and I'm bummed. I can't level up til' I post a salute pic. Which I will do, like tomorrow. I just can't do it tonight. I'll try to post a good one tomorrow. Hope ya'll like my new pics. And I wish someone would get me another V.I.P. because I miss my pink name so bad! It made me feel special. And it's good to feel special and pink! Muah!

So You Say You Love Music
Everyone says they love music. And for what are apparently good reasons. Good times, romance, memories and more are more often than not accompanied by music. Music makes the mood, so they say. People even go and purchase music or at least download the songs. But I will argue that music requires a passion. And the sad fact is, the vast majority of people simply have no passion for music. If you get your music from the radio or vidoes, chances are, you have no passion. If your favorite bands are My Chemical Romance, Limp Bizkit, Marilyn Manson, Nickelback and others of their ilk (essantially 99% of all music on the radio), I have news for you: You've ben sold. Tricked. Fooled. Let's get something straight right off the bat. The major recording labels care nothing about artistic creativity, originality or style. They have but one concern: the bottom line. If an artist doesn't sell, they are expelled. This common knowledge ensures that artists almost never take creativ

Insurance Company Employees Should Feel The Same Pain
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080223/ap_on_he_me/health_net_damages Cut-off cancer patient to get $9M By THOMAS WATKINS, Associated Press Writer 2 hours, 16 minutes ago A woman who had her medical coverage canceled as she was undergoing treatment for breast cancer has been awarded more than $9 million in a case against one of California's largest health insurers. Patsy Bates, 52, a hairdresser from Lakewood, had been left with more than $129,000 in unpaid medical bills when Health Net Inc. canceled her policy in 2004. On Friday, arbitration judge Sam Cianchetti ordered Health Net to repay that amount while providing $8.4 million in punitive damages and $750,000 for emotional distress. "It's hard to imagine a situation more trying than the one Bates has had to endure," Cianchetti wrote in the decision. "The rug was pulled out from underneath, and that occurred at a time when she is diagnosed with breast cancer, one of the leading causes of death for women." Bates,

Future, Present, And Passed Away
I wrote him a letter today, I signed it in my blood. I feel the depression setting in, It’ll drown me like a flood. I laid it atop the table, On his side of the bed. Horrible thoughts and sickening voices, Are swarming in my head. No matter how hard I try, In vain of all I do… I can’t become the person I want, You need to know I love you. So close to me in my heart, Only still too far away. I fear that I can’t make it, Through another hellish day. So I wrote you this poem today, And left it for you to see. Reguardless of how I’ve died, I hope that you still love me.

I Am Dogma
To only want To do for one To even dare To play a God It is a very Insane impulse It makes a body sweat Feel flush and convulse To see only red Wherever I look To want someone dead 'Nuff to become a crook This weary path That I choose to travel Will send me to my creator A judge with his gaval For I will be sent Straight to hell Before I allow them To cast their spells To only want To do for one To even dare To play a God This feeling's so strong And this urge is so great It won't be long Till I seal their fate...

Multipule Orgasims
i find it really something when you reminece about an encounter that you had and you are talking with the person that you had this encounter with and he is reminding you about the last time you had the encounter and he was saying that he could not bust but you busted 10 times to his maybe 1 and he calls you up asking for a rematch(lol) and you are wondering if you are up for it can this be freaky or not but you would really like to see if it is still there even after a year has gone buy. you know that the other person deffintly staisfied all of your needs that night but are wondering if you would have that experience again. make you wonder

Bored As Hell
It is raining like mad and I am sitting here playing on fubar while listening to 3 young boys be quite obnoxious in the other room with the X-box. Now, one of them has said they are hungry and has gone in my cupboards and his brother is telling him how rude it is to go in someone's cupboards for food! I do find it rude to just get up and help yourself without asking. It is funny because the kids is telling my son that we don't have any food. Good, walk to your house in the rain and eat your own damn food! Now Chris is telling this kid to get out of our stuff. Apparently we don't have enough CRAP to his liking! Can you tell I am getting annoyed? I have asked them to settle down but it seems to be pointless. I am glad that kids like being at our house but sometimes it would be nice for them to go play on the freeway.....oops, I mean at their house! I am about to scream listening to these kids. I am not going to be able to handle this tomorrow if this storm continues

New Poem In Random Verses..
I'm just a sin away from destruction a forth coming priminition a story of nightmares that unfold a dark secret left untold answers to my questions wait like vultures in the sun searching for the right moment to enter in a disease that consumes without warning a bitter memory of lost loves forlorning a moment without the sound of words being spoken a heart that never expects to be broken a tear that refuses to be shed a beggar pleading to be fed i find what i am looking for behind a locked and hidden door....

Women
I thought u would enjoy this...It was written by a friend and sent to me when I was feeling sad.. Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in They stand up to injustice. They don't take 'no' for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes

Creation Explained
On the first day, God created the dog and said: 'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.' The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?' So God agreed. On the second day, God created the monkey and said: 'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.' The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?' And God agreed. On the third day, God created the cow and said: 'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.' The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the

Sunday!
man, i feel like the illest drunk right now. I drank for like ten hours. and i drank an entire thing of like 20 oz of straight rum by myself. That was at around 3am. Its like 8pm, and i have a hang over. I'm going to hate tomorrow at work I bet. :( Life is just such a fucking crazy like fucking adventure. and fuck it I'm just like living it. playing all the games tossing the half dollar listing the words: assholes, beer cans, cunts.... yeah word. and its all what ever cause i don't care about drama i don't care about petty whores i feel whats real i feel life So what if i'm a crazy fucking bitch. (cunt?_) anyways. I'm feeling really good about life but my liver and head say different. *swallowing glass just to stay pure*

So You Want To Be A Witch
Well, sit right here, by my side, and I'll tell you the secrets of the tide. Now just get comfy, honey child, As I sing of nature, free and wild. But you don't have a cloak, or a pointy hat? Bah! and Piffle! .. What's with that? The Witch is worn within the soul, not donned for occasion, or kept in a bowl! When you think of Witches, you tremble at Magick? Oh, silly girl, that is indeed tragic! Well, take a deep breath, and hold tight to my hand, and together we'll dream to the edge of the land. Where forest and sky kiss the rim of the waters. Where spirits as we claim a kinship with daughters, of elements born before words are remembered, where feelings and thoughts, are no longer hindered. 'Tis the everyday things that Witches are 'ware of ... The Sun and the Moon, and the wee tiny cherub who tugs at our heart strings and drives us to madness, yet gives us such joy and fills us with gladness. A soft gentle rain, nudging buds to full flower .. Hurricane!

Accident
There was an engineer, manager and programmer driving down a steep mountain road. The brakes failed and the car careened down the road out of control. Half way down the driver managed to stop the car by running it against the embankment narrowing avoiding going over a cliff. They all got out, shaken by their narrow escape from death, but otherwise unharmed. The manager said "To fix this problem we need to organize a committee, have meetings, and through a process of continuous improvement, develop a solution." The engineer said "No that would take too long, and besides that method never worked before. I have my trusty pen knife here and will take apart the brake system, isolate the problem and correct it." The programmer said "I think you're both wrong! I think we should all push the car back up the hill and see if it happens again."

She Says Vs. He Says: Do Girls Really Like Dating Jerks?
SHE SAYS: No, but we think we do. As someone who dated a jerk, whom I now refer to as my "learning experience," I admit to falling under the jerk spell. Here's how the jerk spell works: we meet the jerk and in some twisted way are seduced by his confidence, charm, and passion. We don't see these as the disguises they are: confidence is really arrogance, charm comes from him being a player, and his passion is being the center of his own universe. “The jerk sniffs out our insecurities and uses them to reel us in with compliments that eventually turn into criticisms.” The jerk sniffs out our insecurities and uses them to reel us in with compliments that eventually turn into criticisms. And if we see a red flag, like the time my "learning experience" told me his definition of a relationship was "light, fun and physical," we play mind games with ourselves. We use our normally rational inner voice to convince ourselves that we can tame him or that with the right kind of girlfriend he will

People
People People like you are few and far between. You are the special kind of person the world needs more of... People like you making everything so much nicer; you have a marvelous ability to turn happiness into joy and sadness into understanding. You are appreciated beyond words, because people like you mean the world to... people like me.

Babydoll
It all began with a shelf. Upon this shelf there was a baby doll. She was the favored plaything of many who came into the Toy Shoppe where she lived and sat on her shelf day in and day out. She was often taken off the shelf to be held and coddled and played at being loved. The baby doll was happy during these times. However, inevitably, she was placed back on the shelf and watched the child who had played with her pick another toy to take home with them. The shop would close and she would sit upon her shelf and remember the children who had played at loving her. The Toy Shoppe would open in the morning and close at night and she would happy for a time… But those who played at loving her had meant it in their own way. Although the children may never take her home for keeps, they never forgot her either. Tomorrow would bring new boys and girls to play with and new lives to touch, however brief the time may be. But they would never forget her. And for now, that was enough. -A

Myspace
if you are on myspace please send me a friend request patrickdonovan2003@yahoo.com i will comment your pics and leave comments on your page if you into hot girls check out my profile thanks and have a nice day

The "drawing Power Of
The “Drawing” Power of God December 11, 2007 by Wayne Jackson The Bible teaches that God “draws” people to himself. A key question, however, is: “How does God draw people?” There is much confusion in the religious community regarding this important issue. Jesus had fed a great multitude (likely significantly more than ten thousand souls – cf. John 6:10b) with only five small barley cakes and two fish, on the eastern side of the Sea of Galilee. The crowd was awed tremendously by this “sign,” perceiving the Lord to be “the prophet” they had long anticipated (cf. Deuteronomy 18:15-17). They wanted to enthrone him as their king—and would have had he not withdrawn himself alone into a nearby mountain (6:15). Probably very discouraged that their Lord had ignored the misguided overture (their own knowledge of the divine plan being yet limited), the disciples therefore entered a boat at evening time and made their way westward across the lake—a journey of about a dozen miles at its w

The Dirty Truth About The "king"
The Beast as Saint: The Truth About "Martin Luther King, Jr." WHEN THE COMMUNISTS TOOK OVER a country, one of the first things that they did was to confiscate all the privately-held weapons, to deny the people the physical ability to resist tyranny. But even more insidious than the theft of the people's weapons was the theft of their history. Official Communist "historians" rewrote history to fit the current party line. In many countries, revered national heroes were excised from the history books, or their real deeds were distorted to fit Communist ideology, and Communist killers and criminals were converted into official "saints." Holidays were declared in honor of the beasts who murdered countless nations. Did you know that much the same process has occurred right here in America? Every January, the media go into a kind of almost spastic frenzy of adulation for the so-called "Reverend Doctor Martin Luther King, Jr." King has even had a national holiday declared in his hon

Wolf As Spirit Guide
Wolf as Spirit Guide Wolf's Characteristics are: Earth Wisdom, Protection, Loyalty, Perseverance, Success, Spirit Teaching, Guidance In Dreams And Meditations, Outwitting Enemies, Ability To Pass Unseen, Steadfastness. The White Wolf represents Purity, Cunning and Strength. "Wolf is the pathfinder, the forerunner of new ideas who returns to the clan to teach and share medicine. Wolf takes one mate for life and is loyal like Dog. If you were to keep company with Wolves, you would find an enormous sense of family within the pack, as well as a strong individualistic urge. These qualities make Wolf very much like the human race. As humans, we also have an ability to be a part of society and yet still embody our individual dreams and ideas. In the great Star Nation, Wolf is represented by the Dog Star, Sirius, which legend tells us was the original home of our teachers in ancient times. Sirius was thought to be the home of the gods by the ancient Egyptians, and is still considere

Tired
i've tried to make everyone happy. but i cant do it anymore. it hurts to think most of the time. it takes all of my energy maybe it'll stop. maybe there'll be a day when i can please everyone. that's the day it will stop. until then, i'll do my best to please everyone. if i fail at making you happy, i'm sorry.

Patience
Slow down,turn inward,and cultivate soulful patience. Sophisticate the quality of receptive waiting~Think like a mountain. Realize the ageless wisdom that come's with forebearance and abiding, sit in quiet contemplation. Through the ever-changing cycle's of time, attune to the consciousness of eternity. Sit unmoved,stand composed,despite the change's and upheaval's that characterize the outer world and agitate your inner mind. I AM ~ forever, unadulterated and whole. The incorruptible soul,brilliant as a diamond, endures.. Like the prophet's and priestesses of old. Constant and everlasting.. Essential Buddha nature, goes on and on, unflagging. Be quiet, be still,steadfast and durable as a mountain. Endure, unruffled as a glorious peak of calm~ In your patience is your soul.

Your Thoughts On Wrestling
ok this is a good one possibly. wrestling porvides alot of entertainment as well as many other aspects under the mat so to speak. post your comments and all that other good stuff. wrestling is alot realer than one would really think.

Wtf??
good god....ppl crack me the fuck up....they think just bc u said hi to em or rated their page that u wanna hook up with em.....and the worst thing is how jealous some people can act whenu delete comments and upload a pic......ROFLMFA...what really cracks me up is how people who dont have pics think that just bc u said hi ur wanting to run to meet em...like imma meet anyone at all when i A) dont know u....or B) have no idea what u look like....im not some whore ppl and ur not gonna get a one night stand outta me so stop fucking buggin me bout sex..it aint happening.....

2 Tough Questions........
2 tough questions Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion. Read the next question before looking at the response for this one. Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote for

9 Words Women Use
9 WORDS WOMEN USE (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission Don't Do It! (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and har

~ Ecstasy ~
“ Ecstasy “ The day at work couldn't have been more long than today. We had spoken so many times by phone, soft petting and giggling at each other's remarks. Both of us anticipating the evening ahead, I was so anxious to see you. All the way home, I kept dreaming about the way you would smile at me, remembering all the flirting we shared by phone. Making a quick stop at the market to get some special things for you gave me such joy. When I arrived home, my heart was beating so intensely that I felt my pulse heavy in my wrists now. Eagerly I anticipated your arrival. When you arrived, it took all my strength to open the door, was taken by your sweet smile and gentle hug. I sigh subtly as your arms wrap around me pulling me close to you. It's not long after, that our memory of the day's talks makes us more drawn to be even closer still. So, I invite you into my bedroom, modestly grinning, I look into your eyes and know how much you want to be with me and it excites me so. I can'

Celebrate My Birthday With Me!!
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Amtrak
Just got off the phone with Amtrak. I was filing my complaint since they denied me handicapped assistance. Not just once too. Upwards of five times. I'm still pissed off about the situation and I will not let it rest. Today is the first day since I've got here that I've been able to walk for longer than half an hour without immense pain. Hopefully they hurry up and put something threw and I won't have to sue them for discrimination against the handicapped.

Life! Military & War!
The Military and The War in Iraq. Let me know your thoughts and views on the Military and The War in Iraq. And no I won't judge you on your answers. I may be an American Soldier but I really want to know what YOU think! So lets hear it. Call it a survey of interest!

The Rug
I know I am not smart and I may not be too bright. But when did I loose my sight. How could I not see what was right in front of me. She wore her quilt on her face. I knew she liked him, what was I to do. Her guilt was not from her feeling for him, but from what she had already did with him. Clueless and blind I could not see, that he was actually to be with someone who is beneath me. With devastation and shame, I know I am not to blame, but how did I fall for their game. They meet online without me in mind. They claim to care but how cant that be, when they pulled the rug out from under me.

Trust
Trust doesn’t come so easily, it waits and watches to see, if it can be. Trust doesn’t come easily just wait and see. So, how were able to reach deep inside of me. You reach so deep that I did not know it was there. You ripped it out without a care.

Why Is Life So Unfair
why does life have to be so unfair,You work hard from the time u leave the nest and one day everything falls down around you,U just can't seem to pick up the pieces and then one day the sun come out and the rain dries up and things seem so much better, until u meet the one who completes u and u never have to face an unfair day alone again.

A Crown Of Fox Tales
A Crown of Fox Tales (a crown of sonnets is a series of 7 sonnets wherein the last line of each is the first line of the next. I used 7 Aesop fables for this silly little exercise and to further complicate my life, used 7 different sonnet styles...I'm a glutton for self punishment) The Fox's Lament - part 1 (a Pushkin sonnet) Fox suffered from a dreadful plight On a hot and dusty day, 'til he spied a grape ever so ripe After traveling a long, long way. Fox so hungered for the grape, Lusting with his mouth agape For that orb so sweet on the vine. "Ah, I must make this mine, "For it would surely quench my thirst." So up he leaped into the air And spent an hour fruitless there; His last leap as vain as his first. He left there then with his mind set, Despising what he could not get. The Fox's Cunning - part 2 (a Keats sonnet) Despising what he could not get 'ere it was snatched up by Crow, Fox lusted for that luscious cheese but how would he this mor

That Uncertain Moment (lucy At The Gates Of Dawn)
That Uncertain Moment (Lucy at the Gates of Dawn) an open form rondeau That uncertain moment long ago When transitory things never passed, The eyes of God swept shut for a spell And a simple ape recognized herself In the cool waters of an African dawn. Perspective and Time were suddenly changed, Altering forever that static dream. Oh, but imagine all that was kenned in that uncertain moment! She sat enchanted that far-gone morn With the fruit of the lotus in her hands, And when the flesh of God had been consumed, One side did indeed make her larger And allowed her to at last transcend that uncertain moment.

5 Tankas
Let me undress you one little kiss at a time 'til naked you lie, waiting for the soft caress of my words upon your flesh. ***** You have no idea how much I hunger for you! Ah, but to drink deep of your lips like ruby wine and to taste of your fruits divine... ***** When I kiss'd your neck and tasted the sweet surprise you hid there for me, I dreamt of tantric circles and symbols of ancient themes. ***** Let me seduce you. Let me take you in my arms and drink deep of bliss. On a bed of perfumed charms, let me softly steal your kiss. ***** If I with kisses could, in a most passionate moment softly steal an eternity cherished... Ah, pretty girl, such I would!

Respectable Echoes
Respectable Echoes A Puskin Sonnet Respectable echoes of far forgotten things Intrude unrequested into my most private thoughts Influencing my dreams with the most bizarre themes And revealing to me more than it is I sought Faithless I stand sated and watch the morrow fade To the ordinary cadence of a soft parade Eternity is endless no matter what they say The future is just the sum of every yesterday Static image impressions remain before my eye When the soft release of sleep is all that I seek Lingering like phantoms who were born to haunt the deep From which I cannot gain release no matter how I try Liken this to Sisyphus or a hanging albatross For either way, regretfully, I mourn the morning's loss

I Will Survive - The Remix...
At first I was afraid, I was petrified. When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on ... But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry! I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those tightly clad blue jeans! Go on now - go! Walk out the door, Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a jerk to think I wouldn't find you out!? Don't you know we're only joking when we say size, it doesn't count??!! [Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, With a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey! It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, when I saw your little weiner standing tal

Buried Myself Alive
"Buried Myself Alive" you almost always pick the best times to drop the worst lines you almost made me cry again this time another false alarm red flashing lights well this time I'm not going to watch myself die I think I made it a game to play your game and let myself cry I buried myself alive on the inside so I could shut you out and let you go away for a long time I think the chain broke away and I felt it the day that I had my own time I took advantage of myself and felt fine but it was worth the night I caught an early flight and I made it home I guess it's ok I puked the day away I guess it's better you trapped yourself in your own way and if you want me back you're gonna have to ask nicer than that

Fool For Love
Fool For Love My heart beats A thousand pumps A thousand lumps Choking my throat Sweet, tortured pain Causing me to scream "Ah, is this a dream? Where's my release?" A prisoner of heart I cry for your touch Missing it ever so much A fool for love am I

Screaming Inside
Screaming inside. Trying not to. Feeling alone. Wanting to be held. In need of something. Can't stop the pain. Can't stop the tears. Nothing is the same. Nothing comes close. Who will help. So cold. So alone. Unwanted. Who am I? How do I move on? Where is my smile? Where are the pieces of my broken heart? Where's the friend I once had? Where's the love I've not yet found? Does it really exist? Is it worth waiting for? Where did I go wrong? When will the hurt stop? Why do I feel so used? When will it all end? Does anyone really care? Will anyone ever care? So many unanswered questions...so many untouched feelings...I really am screaming inside...Finally, will it ever end and who will finally listen. I fear the answer is to far out of my reach.... After having just put down the way I feel for yet another time...I still don't think it will matter as no one reads my blogs anyway.

Little Liar
Little Liar I was taught to never tell a lie To look you in the eye and tell it like it is. Always thought that you would be the same It's such a shame that's not the way it is. I was fooled by your innocence. And my love for you was so intense. With our connection only physical, If it got me through the night Well, that's a lie. Hey little liar. I believed in you. Hey little liar. I believed in you. Hey little liar. I believed in you, oh! A simple question makes you look away. Your hesitation gives it all away. There's some protection in the way you move. If there's sadness in my eyes, It's coming from your lies. Hey little liar. I believed in you. Hey little liar. I believed in you. Hey little liar. I believed in you. I believed in you. You want to sleep with me, but payback's tough. Why don't you call me when you're all grown up? If there's a change in you, I'll know it's true. Hey little liar, I bel

Kutless - Run
Why do you run why do you hide oh don't you know I just, just want to be with you, to be with you Looking down from above as you watch TV Wondering why, oh you're ignoring me Do you remember, remember when i came to you And you loved me And i'm waiting for you And i'm waiting for you Why do you run, why do you hide oh, don't you know I just, just wanna be with you, to be with you Hey, why do you run, why do you hide oh, don't you know I just, just wanna be with you, to be with you... Whatever happened to the love, the love you had for me When you first came to me Don't you know that i died, died so i could be with you forever And i'm waiting for you And i'm waiting for you Why do you run, why do you hide oh, don't you know I just, just wanna be with you, to be with you Hey, why do you run, why do you hide oh, don't you know I just, just wanna be with you, to be with you... Find a place of solitude, and I'll speak to you As you pray to me Don't you know

The Best Job
As he stood outside the store watching her, he watched her move swiftly, but with such beauty and poise. He watched her full rounded asscheeks as he pretended to be watching the puppies. He was planning his next move. Finally, he enteres the store and walks up to her and asks her if she'd like to grab a cup of coffee when her shift was over with. She agreed. After they got coffee, he asked her where she'd like to go. She simply said, "your place." Those simple words got his heart pumping faster. They were both silent as he drove, her fingers running up and down her thighs, acting like he wouldn't notice her beautiful legs. He turned onto his street and suddenly her fingers are on HIS thighs slowly inching their way up to his crotch. Fumbling for his keys and unlocking the door, he finally gets it open. He leads her down the hall kissing her the entire way. Once in the bedroom, she takes complete control. In one swift movement, she has his belt unbuckled and his pants undown. She