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Italian And English
denunciato Anche. la gente ha un grande rapporto con quello che allineare amano. Come potete fidarti di quella persona con il vostro cuore. Sapendo che forse l'un giorno sarà rotto. Il mio tema è. Y fa strappare a qualcuno il vostro cuore nei peaces quando vostro tring per conservare un rapporto ma non lasciato che la persona glie l'prende? Ho tante domande. Ma non abbastanza risposta per rispondere a quelle domande che la I, personaly vuole ha chiesto. Conoscere la mia persona che sono inlove con sta andando sempre amarlo ed essere là ma che cosa circa le mie sensibilità circa determinate situazioni. Che genere di persona è l'amore della persona i? Dose allineare lo ama? Queste domande sono qualcosa che prenda in considerazione. Il mio cuore è una bomba a orologeria e vuole la ferita di u esso. Lo danneggiate che e non sta andando essere riparato da voi o è esso che va essere sostituito con me che sono con voi. troverò qualcuno che resepct me n lo ami. Sapendo che tutto io lo ha giù

Hi All
THE AGE OLD QUESTION.... WHAT IS LOVE??? LOVE IS WHEN HE/SHE IS THE ONLY THING THAT YOU CAN THINK OF... LOVE IS WHEN HE/SHE IS THE FIRST THOUGHT THAT CROSSES YOUR MIND IN THE MORNING AND THE LAST THOUGHT THAT ENTERS YOUR HEAD AS YOU FALL ASLEEP. LOVE IS DREAMIN OF HOW YOUR FUTURE IS GOING TO BE WITH THEM IN YOUR LIFE... LOVE IS NEVER LETTING GO AND ALWAYS WANTING MORE OF THEM AS THE DAYS GO BY YOU KNOW THAT THIS IS THE PERSON THAT YOU WANT TO GROW OLD WITH... AND THAT IS MY VERSION OF LOVE AND BEFORE I FORGET LOVE IS LOVING THAT PERSON WITH THE GOOD AND THE BAD AND NEVER LEAVING THEIR SIDE WHEN THEY ARE IN NEED AND WHEN THEY ARE JUST NEEDING TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE GOING TO BE THERE FOR THEM... I KNOW THIS KIND OF LOVE NOW AND HAVEN'T BEFORE AND I NEVER WANT HIM TO LEAVE.... I LOVE HIM HE IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AND I SEE MYSELF GROWING OLD WITH HIM....

Fragile!!!!!
you look into my eyes you see a persons that can't be controlled the world is my playground and all want to do is burn it down I want to fuck on the back of a moving train taking me no where but right where I started from I want to see a girl cry from being told that her lover is alive I want to see the rainforest before it is burned down I want to meet the one person in this world who is truly innocent I want to do all these things but I am crazy and bound for life to a straight jacket with only my arms to hold me tight I have no lover to call to only the morphine that I am give to dull my raw emotion to think and react on my own The only way I see the light is threw a crack in my padded room where I am lock up tight I committed a crime I am free thinker and in a world of greed & power the few of us that commit this crime are damned to live a life threw morphine and locked doors for no one hear our cries So if you see the girl in the window looking do

Poetry
I GUESS I RIPPED YOUR FRAGILE STICKER OFF YOUR BODY JUST TO WATCH YOU BLEED TO SEE IF YOU FELT PAIN LIKE ME I NEEDED TO SEE IF YOUR BLOOD WAS CRIMSON LIKE MINE THE HOLE IN MY HEART THE STAB WOUND IN MY BACK IS BIG ENOUGH FOR YOU TO STICK YOUR HAND THREW WE SAID THE REASON WHY WE HAD TO PART THE FIRST TIME I WENT HOME AND HELD MY PILLOW AND DROWNED IN TEARS I CALLED MY ONCE UPON A TIME LOVE SLIT MY WRIST AND DIDN'T HEAR YOU SAY THAT YOU LOVED ME I KNOW IT WAS MY FAULT I KNOW IT WAS MY FAULT I HAVE SAID THAT OH SO MANY TIMES SO WHERE DOES THE FORGIVENESS BEGAN IN THE BETTERNESS END I AM COLD AND BEING LOWERED INTO THE GROUND TO MY PERMENT HIDING PLACE DID YOU FIND A TIME TO SEE THAT IT WAS NOT YOU I WAS TRYING TO HURT IT WAS REALLY MYSELF I WANTING TO WATCH MY BODY BLEED AND LOSE ALL THAT IT HOLDS DEAR I CAN’T HOLD PAINFUL MEMORIES ANYMORE MY BODY IS FRAGILE MY STICKER HAS BEEN REMOVED BY SOMEONE WHO DIDN’T LOVE ME HE USED ME AND TOURTURED MY SOUL TILL HE WAS

Devil
I am a devil on one hand and an angel on the other But Have trouble trying to figure out witch way this girl should go I scream into the night running from all the things that scare me I just figured out what the fuck is wrong with me I look in the mirror and see my horns growing out of my skull I feel my heart stop beating my body drops on to the floor as sweet pain cums over my body the shell of my soul is dying from the inside I gasp for breath like I had been drown I look at the body in the mirror and it looks like me but the person before me in the mirror is dead like the soul inside doomed to wonder the world alone As I began to cry my tears are not clear any more they have turned to crimson. I walk up the stair to my cell were this twist angel will spend eternity in her gelded cage called hell.

Crazy
you look into my eyes you see a persons that can't be controlled the world is my playground and all want to do is burn it down I want to fuck on the back of a moving train taking me no where but right where I started from I want to see a girl cry from being told that her lover is alive I want to see the rainforest before it is burned down I want to meet the one person in this world who is truly innocent I want to do all these things but I am crazy and bound for life to a straight jacket with only my arms to hold me tight I have no lover to call to only the morphine that I am give to dull my raw emotion to think and react on my own The only way I see the light is threw a crack in my padded room where I am lock up tight I committed a crime I am free thinker and in a world of greed & power the few of us that commit this crime are damned to live a life threw morphine and locked doors for no one hear our cries So if you see the girl in the window looking do

Why God Made Moms
WHY GOD MADE MOMS Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions: Why did God make mothers? 1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. 2. Mostly to clean the house. 3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. How did God make mothers? 1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us. 2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. 3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. What ingredients are mothers made of ? 1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. 2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom? 1. We're related. 2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. What kind of little girl was your mom? 1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. 2. I don't know becaus

Guinness Book Openings
Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world" Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world." The Hunchback of Notre Dame said, "I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the world." So they all decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their claims verified. Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out looking deliriously happy. "It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world." Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphantly, "I am now officially the smallest person in the world." Sometime later, the Hunchback of Notre Dame comes out looking utterly confused and says....."Who the hell is Rosie O'Donnell?"

*crying*
I'm soo freaking depressed right now... I have been tearing up for a while... Trying soo hard not to cry... I have the right to cry... with everything else that I wrote about before... but also because my foot is really causing trouble now... When I broke it they said it was just cracked... That getting it ran over wasn't as bad as it could be... They told me to stay off it as much as possible, but that I could walk on it if I needed to... So I've been hobbling around on it for the past 10 days... Today I went into the doctor to get it rechecked (in addition to 3 other health concerns)... and they put me on crutches, and were upset at the other doctors for not putting me on them or doing x-rays... They are sending me tomorrow to get about 10 x-rays done... and are talking about a cast and possibly surgery... The crutches they gave me are for people taller than me (5'10" and up... I'm just over 5'5").. So it hurts my arms and shoulders to use them... and I d

Last One Standing
Queen of the night Life of the party It's all an illusion You can't hide that big of heartache So stop the delusion Waitin' for someone's rescue My arms are right here for you (Chorus:) Through the wind and the rain Through the laughter and pain Count on me And when life isn't fair And there's nobody there, I will be In a world of pretenders I am your defender (I'll never surrender) And when it all comes down (Yeah, when it all comes down) I'll be the last one standing This is for life Don't ever doubt it I've already fallin' Love is alive So stand up and shout it Cause destiny's calling The others who stand behind me They don't look nothing like me (Chorus) Waitin' for someone's rescue My arms are right here for you (Chorus)

Drama
Good day everyone, thanks for stopping by my blog today~! HUGZ... I want to first start off by saying, please don't bring your drama to me. I have enough in my "real life" and don't need more in this virtual one. I love my friends and I will help out if you need me, a friend to talk to, a shoulder to cry on, ratings, contests,etc... I just don't want drama( people being mean and saying mean things just to say them) Please be cool with me and I will return the favor~!

A Picture Paints A Thousand Words
I DONT HAVE MUCH TO GIVE YOU IN THE WAY OF MATERIAL THINGS BUT THEN...I HAVE NEVER BEEN A MATERIAL PERSON... SO IT WOULDN'T MATTER MUCH ANYWAY. I DO HAVE SOMETHING TO GIVE YOU, THOUGH... AND I HOPE YOU ACCEPT THIS GIFT WITH JOY. I HAVE CHOSEN NOT TO WRAP IT... I WANT IT TO BE PRESENTED TO YOU AS PRISTINE AS CAN BE. AND ANYWAY, DECORATIONS OR WRAPPINGS WOULD... CERTAINLY RUIN THE EFFECT. AND SO IT IS...THAT I STAND HERE BEFORE YOU... UNCLOTHED, BUT SURPRISINGLY, UNASHAMED YOU HAVE ALREADY CAPTURED A PIECE OF MY HEART, AND YOU HAVE CAPTIVATED MY SOUL. THE ONLY THING LEFT FOR ME TO PRESENT TO YOU IS MY VERY BEING...AND I DO THAT WILLINGLY, HAPPILY, AND MOST OF ALL...LOVINGLY. STANDING BEFORE YOU...WATCHING YOUR EVERY MOVEMENT... SEEING THE DESIRE IN YOUR EYES FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME. I DON'T BELIEVE IN ALL OF MY LIFE, I HAVE EVER WITNESSED A MOMENT AS BEAUTIFUL AS THIS. NEITHER ONE OF US CAN SPEAK... AND WE ARE FINDING, EVEN B

Tribute To United States Marine Corps
This letter was written, not by a pilot, but by a surgeon who is also a full Colonel Flight Surgeon with the Hawaii Air National Guard, and who is presently on active duty in Iraq. It was sent to his father, who is a retired fighter pilot who served during the Vietnam war. (published with permission) Dear Dad, If I ever hear airmen griping and complaining, I jump into them pretty quickly, now. Most people over here have nothing to gripe about compared to Marines. Marines are different. They have a different outlook on life. One Marine Private was here for several days because he was a lower priority evacuation patient. He insisted on coming to attention and displaying proper military courtesy every morning when I came through on rounds. He was in a great deal of pain, and it was a stressful to watch him work his way off the bed and onto his crutches. I told him he was excused and did not have to come to attention while he was a patient, and he informed me that he was a good Mari

Usmc Still Getting Good Folks!
THIS IS A LETTER RROM THIS USMC OFFICER CANDIDATE TO RUSH LIMBAUGH I just graduated from LSU last Friday with my bachelor of science in Psychology. I've had ambitions of pursuing a profession in the medical field. I also have the option available to me to begin taking over the family business if I so wished. However, I have realized that serving my country is my call in life. There is a strong lineage of Marines in my family (grandfather in WWII, uncle during Vietnam, and a cousin just back from Iraq). Although this lineage is strong, military life was never an option that I was forced towards as an adolescent. I wish that I could say that the events of 9/11 were enough to compel me into action, but sadly it wasn't. I was young and in high school (arguably a skull full of mush). I actually remember saying to a friend on that day that I was worried about myself because I was turning 18 in a few weeks and didn't want to have to fight. Egocentrism at its best. The atrocity of th

Missing You
My heart aches within from missing you, My lips long for the feel of kissing you, Right now all I need is to gently touch your skin, To look into your eyes and see deep within, Just one warm embrace, Just to look upon your face, Just one little touch, From the one I love so much, If I could gaze upon your smile, For just a little while, To know that you miss me too, As I'm thinking of you, To hear the sound of you breathe, Knowing you'll never leave, To see you walk up to me, Then embrace you tenderly, To just be with the one who's sent my heart reeling, And brought about this downpour of emotion and feeling, I sit here alone in my office tonight, And pray that somehow this all turns out right, I've never been one to do more taking than giving, I'm not well off but I work hard for a living, I've told you many thoughts that weren't borrowed or bought, And in lifetime, who would have thought, That I have found someone who was just meant for me, I can't explain th

Just Thoughts Going Through My Mind
Hello Everyone, I was just looking at my Front page on here and i just noticed that i have Fanned way more friends then who Fanned me...I'm kinda upset but maybe there is a reason why...i can't force anybody to become my fan so i guess ill live with my close real friends on here that did fan me... but if u want feel free to fan me if you so desire its up to you take care Hugs and kisses Mistress Reeni

I Am My Master's Slut By Msvixen416©
I Am My Master's Slut by MsVixen416© Sara lay on her mat, ankles and wrists bound securely, as Master dressed in His office attire. He glanced over at her a time or two and captured an ethereal expression on her face. "What is on your mind, my beautifully sexy slut?" "Oh Master, you caught me! I was just dreaming of sailing the ocean blue with You. Do you remember? A dream we once entertained for an evening." She smiled and stretched sensuously. "My dear one, one day, yes, we will take a small trip on my boat. I shall bind you to the helm, and steer with my fingers deep within your vagina." He laughed aloud, and she joined him. He walked over to her as she lay sprawled on her mat at the foot of his bed. He had indeed grown to love her deeply. He gazed at her body, fully His, and again smiled. "How would you like to spend your day today, my beautiful slut?" "In whatever way would please you most, Master," she replied. He thought for a moment. "As it happens,

Like A Woman
Like A Woman As a boat is about to sink, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces: "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks: "Is there someone on this ship who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says: "Here, iron this!".

Taking A Leak
Taking A Leak An American tourist in London was desperate to take a leak. After a long search he couldn't find any public bathroom to relieve himself. So he went down one of the side streets to take care of business. Just as he was unzipping, a London police officer showed up. "Look here, old chap, what are you doing?" the officer asked. "I'm sorry," the American replied, "but I really gotta take a leak." "You can't do that here," the officer told him. "Look, follow me." The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges. "Here," said the policeman, "whiz away." The American tourist shrugged, turned, unzipped, and started pissing on the flowers. "Ahhh," he said in relief. Then turning toward the officer, he said, "This is very nice of you. Is this British courtesy?" "No," replied the policeman. "It's the French Embassy."

What Is Wrong
What Is Wrong This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: “Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's WRONG with me, Doctor!?” The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says: “Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight....”

Materialistic
Materialistic One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when all of a sudden an eighteen wheeler came out of nowhere and took of the driver's side door with him standing right there. "NOOO!" he screamed, because he knew that no matter how good a mechanic tried to fix it, it never would be the same. Finally, a cop came by, and the lawyer ran up to him yelling. "MY JAGUAR DOOR WAS JUST RUINED BY SOME FOOLISH DRIVER!!!" he exclaimed. "Your a lawyer aren't you?" asked the policeman. "Yes, I am, but what does this have to do with my car?!?!" the lawyer asked. "HA! Your lawyers are always so materialistic. All you care about is your possessions. I bet you didn't even notice that your left arm is missing did you?" the cop said. The lawyer looked down at his side and exclaimed "MY ROLEX!" The girl snapped up the package, pointed to the old geezer standing beside her, and smiled, "Grandpa will pay the bill."

Sunday
Another Sunday, which leads to another Monday and so on and so on... Today the kids are supposed to go back to the spouse as they do every other weekend... We didn't do to much this weekend, cleaned up some of the trash from her moving out... went out for dinner, and got delivery. We did have a light saber battle last night, that was fun. Today we went to the car wash, that was also fun.... I was going to go to work, but the spouse was being a bitch when it came to getting them early.. let me re-state that.. BITCH!!! Ok, I'm over it.. LOL!!!! I guess that I'm just going to detail the car, and go to the VFW for dinner tonight.. I could use a drink.. So that's it for now from here! Ciao,

My Ramblings
Something new has come from this place i used to call hell! Change i greet with a smile and positivity. Begining to see the end clearly. No more sorrow or anger towards those who have hurt me. Like water on a ducks back. I have given that all away no longer to carry it with me.. Smile and your get one back even if the person hates you.. Thank you for reminding me that i have a reason!

Great Lies...
Great BDSM Lies The Great Lies of BDSM (and a few others)... ...that we tell straight people: It's a fashion statement It's for a crafts project I fell off my bicycle ...that we tell each other: I've never even fantasized about doing that I just do this for fun. I don't need it Mistress, I'll do anything you want ...that we tell ourselves: I'm normal I always stop when I feel genuine anger I only play with people I respect I'm doing this for healthy reasons ...that dominant men tell submissive women: I think of women as equals I have a healty relationship with my mother I truly believe that it takes a strong woman to submit ...that submissive women tell dominant men: I don't have any unresolved issues regarding my father It's enough to serve you, Master. I don't need to get off I really want you to be in charge I love it when you ejaculate in my mouth Licking your feet and bottom really turns me on I like your pot belly You own

My Sadness
I will never understand why u said that to me today. U had to know that it cut me to the core...u could of called me a bitch or a whore and they wouldn't of hurt more than what u said today. I fell in love with u a long time ago...and still luv u today. But words like those make me hate u with every fiber in me...and I will not forget ever!!!!

Suicide Of The Soul
(Not like anyone gives a damn anyway) Angry voice inside my head Blade of silver now turned red Hold it tight against my skin Cannot let the demons win. Pull it slow and feel the sting While to my sanity, I cling. Dark despair blocks out the light. Day becomes an endless night. Friendly faces turn away. Cost too high for them to pay. Her freedom, she now fights to gain As I slowly go insane. Plunging deep with tempered steel Sole intent to maim and kill. Gasping as the knife hits home, Pass the flesh and pass the bone. Possessing the body, the final goal Acquired through suicide of the soul.

I Think I Finally Get It
I've had a lot of time this weekend to think about things. This has been a very lonely weekend, and I've been left with the ghosts of the past to deal with, and I think I finally get it. I'm alone. I'll always be alone. For whatever reason, things never work out for me.... "I'm more comfortable being alone," he says, and yet, he's got 'company' tonight. "I'm comfortable with the way things are," another one has replied. And I guess he was. He could still have his 'wife' and his mistress. Too bad for him he chose me to get his cake from... because this bakery closed shop when he wouldn't move out and get a divorce from a woman he claims that he was already divorced from. "I don't know what I want," from yet another guy. "I'm comfortable with the way things are right now," from yet another man. There's a pattern. They're all comfortable. Meanwhile, I'm lonely as hell. Maybe the kids would be better off with their dad. What exactly can I offer them? A less

Cam Girl Profile: Sweet Victoria
Since we launched FOUNDRY CAMS earlier this year, we have exposed millions of surfers to some of the HOTTEST girls on the internet. That's no malarkey either, boys and girls. Those videos of the lovely girls who you have seen sporting FoundryMusic 'F*ck Me' Shirts and shaking their asses in front of their webcams have been downloaded millions of times all over the globe, and will continue to be drooled over for years to come. Seeing that they're SO popular, we decided to allocate a little more real estate to these girls in a little feature we're going to call the 'CAMGIRL PROFILE' (original, eh? Yeah, shut up). Today we'll feature the lovely, buxom, and very do-able Sweet Victoria. DEMONCOW: What gives you goosebumps? Sweet Victoria Walking through a graveyard DEMONCOW: Name a hidden talent not many people know about Sweet Victoria Baton twirling DEMONCOW: If your boyfriend cheated on you, how would you get back at him? Sweet Victoria Post his photos and phone num

Love
What You Mean To Me I never came here looking for a single soul. But now that I found you I want you to know I had forgotten how to smile, how to laugh, how to be me I had forgotten the sweet pleasure of a heart filled with glee. I was intoxicated with life... work and family Never stopping for fun... it just wasn't there you see. Since I have found you... it's been a complete turn around I smile and laugh again... not much gets me down. I get excited when I see you on YIM Wondering what it is today we will do... Chatting, laughing and the games we play You make my every day. It seems so silly on just a machine How someone can reach you... become your everything.

Friendship
Build A Box Of Friendship Into a box of friendship To insure that it is strong First a layer of respect On the bottom does belong. Then to the sides attach, In the corners where they meet, Several anchors full of trust, Devoid of all deceit. The height of friendship can be measured By the sides of four, So make them all a larger cut, And the box will hold much more. Now fill it up with courtesy, Honor and esteem, Understanding, sympathy, And passion for a dream. Add to that your honesty, Emotions joy and love, And since they're so important, Place them up above But leave the box wide open So all can see inside, To learn what makes a friendship work From the box you built with pride.

Love Is
Love Is Every "I love you" is a promise. A promise to stand by you, Whatever the odds, Whatever the outcome, Whatever the cost. Every "I love you" is a pact. A sworn oath to stick by each other, To be there for each other, no matter what Personal sacrifice is necessary, and no matter what Consequences may befall. Every "I love you" has nothing to do With touches, Or kisses, Or sweet nothings whispered in an attentive ear. "I love you" is more than all these things. It means loyalty And honor And trust Without the expectation of the same in return. So, my friend, knowing this, Know also that I love you.

Survey
WHAT YOU WOULD RATHER BE CALLED 001. Babe or Baby: hmm...babe >> 002. Sweetie or Honey: ugh...sweetieeeee 003. Darling or Dear: dear lol this [or] that 004. hug or kiss: NEITHER! 005. white or black: for what? XD 006. ground or sky: GROUND!! NO SKYYYY 007. night or day: night 008. pool or beach: NEITHER! 009. love or lust: none 010. you or me: me hahaa 011. silver or gold: silver 012. left or right: left handed 013. sunny or rainy: rainy 014. hot or cold: COLD 015. lake or river: camp crystal lake XD do you.. 016. eat 3 meals a day: sometimes...mostly not 017. like someone: OH PLZZZZZZZZZZZZ 018. believe in love at 1st sight: nah 019. like school: NOT IN IT! have you ever... 020. been camping: yes! 021. eaten alligator: o_O 022. gotten in a fight: verbally... 023. been out of the contry: "contry"? noooo haha 024. cussed someone out: every day :D 025. held a grudge for more than a week: mhmmm 026. killed something: ;X 027. had a m

Jaded.
*This was written on April 22* So last night was intresting I guess. Although I did get depressed about a few things.. 1) While at the park yesterday all I saw was couples and children, i'm sure you all realize where this is leading, right? Anyways it made me sad, one because of the fact that me and Amar are so far apart. And then because of the fact that I want to be married and living with him and be at least heading in the direction of starting a family, but I know it will be years until any of that happens, especially the children part. We talked about it and decided not to have kids until we were financially stable and that won't be until after Amar finishes college, which means in 3 or 4 years. I just feel that right now, i'm doing nothing with my life, and honestly, i'm not doing anything. I talked to Tiffany and she said it's just the urge of wanting a family, that it's something that every girl wants but no, I don't think she gets it, to me it's more than just that in

My Wedding Wish
Stefani, your wedding wish is to Let Love Rule Of course you want to be married in a gorgeous location in a fabulous dress! But when it comes your wedding, what's most important to you is spending time with the people you care about. After all, this is an occasion that honors love, respect, and commitment between people, so it's no surprise that you also want to celebrate the people who helped you get there. You're probably a wedding planner who likes to ask for advice when making the bigger decisions, and you're not afraid to delegate duties to close friends and family. You see this as everyone's celebration, so it's of utmost importance to you that everyone feels welcome and a part of the festivities. And that's how happily ever after begins.

A Friend I Thought So !!
My so called friend is not at all my my friend .. it was like a work frinedship , like when ever she needed any thing from me i was there for work .. my time was at work if i was not home, What a fucking Bitch... and now i tell that i found a new job that i might like she was like no i thought you hated it and you did not want to go back .. it just seemed like she only want to make a deal with me ... like only work for her and thats it ... NO she only want's what is best for her and the job ... i loved her like a sister .. we where friedns for like 5 years untill tonight , just like that no more .. she said she was done with me , i almost was feeling sick about but what can ya do !!!!!!!!! it's ok .... besides i dont want her to be in my life , she is not so much a kind person unless it will help her ... i am not even like that .. i really care about ppl not just any ppl , family for sure ... friends my hubby ran, ... i guess i do feel kinda lost ... OH well ,

Home By Michael Buble
Another summer day Has come and gone away In Paris and Rome But I wanna go home Mmmmmmmm Maybe surrounded by A million people I Still feel all alone I just wanna go home Oh, I miss you, you know And I’ve been keeping all the letters that I wrote to you Each one a line or two “I’m fine baby, how are you?” Well I would send them but I know that it’s just not enough My words were cold and flat And you deserve more than that Another aeroplane Another sunny place I’m lucky I know But I wanna go home Mmmm, I’ve got to go home Let me go home I’m just too far from where you are I wanna come home And I feel just like I’m living someone else’s life It’s like I just stepped outside When everything was going right And I know just why you could not Come along with me 'Cause this was not your dream But you always believed in me Another winter day has come And gone away In even Paris and Rome And I wanna go home Let me go home And I’m surrounded by A

It Don't Exist?
"The Man Who Didn't Believe in Love" "There was once a man who didn't believe in love. This was an ordinary man just like you and me, but what made this man special was his way of thinking: He thought love doesn't exist. Of course, he had a lot of experience trying to find love, and he observed the people around him. Much of his life had been spent searching for love, only to find that love didn't exist. Wherever this man went, he would tell people of his thoughts and opinions on love. This man was highly intelligent, and he was very convincing. What he said was the love is just like a drug; it makes you very high, but it creates a strong need. You can become highly addicted to love, but what happens when you don't receive your daily doses of love? Just like a drug, you need your everyday doses. He used to say that most relationships between lovers are just like a relationship between a drug addict and the one who provides the drugs. The one who has the biggest need is li

Lonely
Watching from a far The rolling of the tide Wishing on a star That you were by my side The loneliness I feel As i stare into the night Knowing this feeling is real Each time I hold you tight But now I walk alone On this sandy beach at night So far away from home So far away from the light The light that shines in your blue eyes And in my heart, a radient glow Weary from so many tries I made a chance to let you know Watching from a far The rolling of the tide Wishing on a star That you were by my side Felica Dawn Beckham Copyright ©2007 Felica Dawn Beckham

*my Dream*
You always tought Me right from wrong You held you head up And show me how to be strong You were my eyes When I couldn't see You never turn Your back away from me Then agian I always knew You would make me cry I knew when you left You would never say goodbye I play alone Without you here Always wanting My daddy to be near When I was dreaming Of you never turning your back on me I always knew It was only my fantasy Felica Beckham Copyright ©2007 Felica Dawn Beckham

Beignets
1 Envelope Active Dry Yeast 3/4 Cup Water (110 degrees F) 1/4 Cup Granulated Sugar 1/2 tsp Salt 1 Beaten Egg 1/2 Cup Evaporated Milk 3 1/2 - 3 3/4 Cups A.P. Flour 1/8 Cup Shortening Vegetable Oil for Frying Powdered Sugar in a shaker or sifter Combine the Yeast, Water, and Sugar in the work bowl of a stand mixer fitted with a dough hook (You could also make this in a food processor, or the old fashioned way, by hand). Let this sit until frothy, about 5 minutes, then add the Salt, Egg, and Evaporated Milk. Mix on low speed, then add half of the flour until it starts to come together, then add the shortening. When the shortening is incorporated start adding the remaining flour, a little at a time until most of it is incorporated. At this time I always turn the dough onto a floured bench to finish by hand, just like when I make bread; it's a touch thing. Knead the dough adding just enough flour as necessary to make a non-sticky, smooth dough. Place the dough into a large oiled

More ?'s
1. What made you happy this weekend? seeing my g-pa 2. Who's car were you in last? well besides mine today..dads 3. When is the last time you cried? couple nights ago 4. What is your favorite color? pink and orange 5. How long is your hair? about shoulder length 7. What's on your mind right now? certain someone :) 8. Last movie you watched? stand by me 9. Last thing you ate? eggs and bacon 10. Last thing you drank? milk 11. Where did you sleep last night? in my bed 12.Are you happy right now? of course 13. What did you say last? goodnight 14. Where is your phone? right here 17. What color are your eyes? dark brown 18. Who came over last? jana and lyndsey 19. Why did your last relationship end? i ended it because it needed to be ended before shit got outt ahand 20. Who/what do you hate/dislike currently? liars, bad drivers, thats it for now 21. What are you listening to? mariah carey 22. What is your weapon of choic

Void
What can fill that empty space That seems a hollow pit. When something there is missing And nothing seems to fit. How do you fill the emptiness And satisfy the inner hunger; When all in life has left you starved But no where's found the answer. Outside yourself, you start to look But still there stands the void. The little things you used to love, No longer seen enjoyed. Don't talk to me of Jesus, For I'm his and he is mine, but even though I know him; I'm still not feeling fine. Tomorrow, I'll go searching, And tell you what I find But if my search should prove in vain; It will have satisfied my mind

Me
Cannot go forward, cannot go back, Wishing that I could drop dead in my tracks. I know I am leaving something behind, And it is tearing my spirit inside. Choices have always made me aware Of contradictions in me - so unfair! It seems that it all has to come down to me. I wonder if someone my struggles can see? Self-hatred, self-torment - familiar sight! Alone, be alone, and from it all hide - That's my first impulse that won't get me far. Is that way for many, or is it my star? Maybe I should have simply there stayed, And prevented the so unknown fate That chills me and makes me so scared. Who knows how I would have otherwise faired? But my life has passed in change after change, Now in security I feel too strange, And my restless heart does make me go on. Moving and shifting is ever my song!

Rain
I sat on the porch And started to swing Remembering our talks And what life would bring Lots of thoughts Ran through my mind As the sun went away And no longer shined The clouds rolled in The rain started to fall hitting the ground I stood up tall I stepped off the porch For a walk in the rain The cleansing of my soul The cleansing of my pain Walking in the warm air With the rain hitting my face It was something so relaxing As I walked at a slow pace Splashing in puddles Like a kid having fun There's no better time to think No better time to run I welcome the rain It's more than you know Look at the beauty it brings Look at how things grow It's more than just water That gets you wet It's a chance to clear your mind A chance you shouldn't forget Take off your shoes And let it go For the soft mist of the rain Will heal your soul

Love Is A Sin
Love is lost I'm lost in love Though love is a sin Then sin I must Upon your lips so wet and true your eyes so shinning and so new you hold me tight through day and night protecting me from things out of sight so if love is a sin then sin i will for I am in Love with you

Selfish People
alright i ain't much of the blog type of person but sense it is Internet people that have me cheesed off i am letting it fly. Here is the deal recently i was in an accident and was out of commission for a few days when i get back up and moving i get online and check my email and misc. messages and believe it or not not one e mail of message asking if everything was ok but there were plenty accusing me of ignoring people and being a jerk and even a couple accusing me of not having the balls to admit i found a woman. now come on i realize that it is just people online so i am not all that disappointed at the lack of concern but i am irritated that people jump to conclusions when someone might be laid out or dead and the best they can do is talk smack about them so for everyone that was more worried that i didnt want to speak to them than if i was even alive well you keep worrying about yourself and go away and have fun in your little world where if someone is gone for a few days its be

Which Marvel Hero Are You?
You scored as Mister Fantastic, Mister Fantastic can shift his body (or portions of same) into a super-malleable state, enabling him to stretch, compress, expand, deform, elongate, contract or otherwise reshape his physical form at will. He can stretch his limbs, neck and torso to incredible lengths, though extending himself beyond approximately 1500 feet is a serious physical strain. Reed Richards is perhaps the greatest living genius of his time, proficient in almost all fields of science and technology, a visionary theoretician Mister Fantastic80% Blade60% Iron Man60% Wolverine60% Spider-Man60% The Hulk40% The Thing40% Captain America40% What Marvel Hero would you be (Version 2)?created with QuizFarm.com

Because I Am A Man
Because I AM a Man > > Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car, I will fiddle with > a coat hanger long after hypothermia has set in. Calling AAA is not > an option. I will win. > > Because I'm a man , when the car isn't running very well, I will pop > the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If > another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I used to be > able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and > everything, I wouldn't know where to start." We will then drink a > couple of beers and break wind. > > Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold, I need someone to bring me > soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You're a woman. > You never get as sick as I do, so for you, this is no problem. > > Because I'm a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries > at the store, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic > items like "cumin" or "tofu." Fo

Once Again!!
Once again...some little bitch with the screenname lil'd gave a 1 rating....slammed her door shut...little bitch....everyone beware that she is out there...block her b4 she downrates you....hope you read this you little bitch..D

My 22nd B'day!
Well today is my 22nd B'day like the title reads...So far its started off pretty good...I got some good sex this morning...Really good sex! But then he had to go to work which sucks but I'll see him this afternoon....So it looks like Jayla and I will be celebrating my B'day by ourselves until then...Which is fine with me cause I love my daughter...Its crazy but I dont even feel 22 yet...Well I guess thats all for now! Peace!

Bofh #11 - The Bastard Lives!
The darkness cleared as we got out of the tunnel and it occurred to me that I couldn't be all that injured. Then again, maybe I was. Someone was going to p.. I died. Of course, a true BOFH considers this not really as dying, but more of going home for the holidays. Five seconds later, I'm getting the upside of 15Kv across the nipples. (These ambulance guys sure know how to party). Bastard Operator from Hell LIVES! Three weeks later I'm back on my backside and feeling rested at relaxed behind the console again. The rest has done me good, I feel *great!*. I catch up on everyone's email then let the students know I'm back by performing an impromptu preventative maintenance in the middle of lab time by kicking the restart switch (They love it really) I flip today's excuse card, "GLOBAL WARMING" YES YES YES! What a welcome home! It's the end of the month so all those automatic email reminder programs will be sending messages all over the place. I set the system clock ba

I Wrote This A Couple Years Ago
Your Look I feel the tears wail up in my eyes, And yet you still ignore my cries. I know for a fact you see me cry, But I don't think you even wonder why. You wonder why I never talk to you, Now you see what happens after I do. You come out of your room and slam the door, And that look from you burns my heart to its core. That look from you tore a hole in my heart, How close we've become is tearing us apart. I try so hard not to cry in front of you, And your look implies you never knew. I suppress this pain I feel inside, But my tears from you i cannot hide. When you come home I wipe my tears, Because that look from you is my greatest fear. I can't help but feel this way, No matter what you try to say. I think I'm starting to lose control, Because that look from you burns like coal. You don't have to worry about me running away, But I think about it evreyday. I won't let myself end up like before, Never again will I hit the floor. I always felt I could talk to

Please Pray For Baby Caleb
Please if you have a myspace page go to this persons page and look at what Shaken Baby Syndrom can do to a baby. STOP CHILD ABUSE!!! PRAY FOR BABY KALEB!!!! HE NEEDS YOUR PRAYERS... Body: PRAY FOR BABY KALEB ~~ READ AND REPOST ~~ KEEP THIS MOVING! Kristy Reynolds and her husband are parents to a beautiful little baby boy named Kaleb. He is 6 months and 3 days old. A couple weeks ago Kristy picked Kaleb up from home care and noticed something was wrong. She immediately took him to the hospital where he was diagnosed with Shaken Baby Syndrome. He now has meningitis in response the the surgeries on his brain, his body can't regulate his temperature, his heart rate drops every time he is moved, and he has seizures. He is also blind. His sitter shook him so hard that he is in a coma, had to have spinal fluid drained from his brain, and doctors think that if he lives he will be a vegetable for the rest of his life. Brain scans show that his brain tissue is dying and his brain is sh

My Brand New Girlie Friends!
Candy has brand new girlfriends!!!! Come check them out!!! All three new models get coated by Candy in next week's video and photo set! It's a XXX feature length video with a hot 4 girl/girl party! Click HERE to see a free preview clip! Available for download, as a DVD, or view it now with the exclusive feature length! (which I spent hours and hours editing btw!) high res video in the members area!

5 June 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your AstroSlam for Tuesday, June 5: Your ability to find humor in trying situations crosses the boundaries of good taste when you make a series of rapid-fire jokes at a family dinner party this evening about your great aunt's goiter.

From A Year Ago
May 01, 2006 - Monday after Maintenance Discipline This blog is really about last Saturday night's Maintenance Discipline. Although I knew that it wasn't going to feel good I was not afraid of it this week. I was more mentally prepared this week, I think, to be able to submit to the discipline in a more proper manner. Because that is whole point isn't it? To practice a deeper level of submission? Anyway, the discipline started off slow but steady. You took a lot of time this week to warm up my ass before the swats became more intense. Although it was more like Thursday's punishment spanking than it was last weeks Maintenance Discipline it was different than before. 1) Thursday you had me lay across your lap while I still had my skirt on and you started over my skirt before pulling it up and spanking my bare ass. Saturday I was naked and you had me recite why I was getting the Discipline before you had me lay across your lap. 2) Thursday's punishment took abo

Aphrodities And Devilish Dd's Hideout
Aphrodities and Devilish DD's Hideout CLICK PIC TO JOIN ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Also the lounge is looking for help if your willing to help on positions in the lounge please join the lounge and reply to the help wanted section in the discussions. We Need The Fallowing so far 3 Bartenders 3 Greeter 2 female dancers 2 male dancer 3 promoters Enforcers 2 between midnight central time to 6am central time 2 from 6am till w/e ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Member of The New and Improved Excalibur Radio (Old name was Daves Hideaway Radio)

6 June 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your AstroSlam for Wednesday, June 6: You've always entertained the fantasy that you're tremendously evolved. But come on; look at yourself. Your toes are webbed and you're dripping with primordial ooze.

Those Wacky Amish
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop. Ma'am, I'm not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy. Oh, I'll let my husband, Jacob, know as soon as I get home. That's fine. Another thing, ma'am. I don't like the way that one rein loops across the horse's back and around one of his balls. I consider that animal abuse. That's cruelty to animals. Have your husband take care of that right away! Later that day, the lady is home telling her husband about her encounter with the cop. Well, dear, what exactly did he say? He said the reflector is broken. I can fix that in two minutes. What else? I'm not sure, Jacob ... something about the emergency brake...

13th Warrior
Lo, there do I see my mother, and my sisters, and my brothers, Lo, there do I see the line of my people, back to the beginning, Lo, they do call to me, they bid me take my place among them, In the halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live... Forever

*crazybeautiful* Sight
You know that moment... that instant... something shifts splinters cracks wideopen BAM like thunderclap inside illuminated ignorance revealed acknowledged... can't look away like a train wreck. pain of knowledge shattered illusion and then... aaaah sweet fucking release. You're a little less idiot a lot more odd. lol Don't you wish you didn't know... sometimes don't you just wish you didn't know? That's the way it feels anyway Ha joke 's on you you still know nothing. Best to go with the flow wait for the next BAM love and laugh your ass off the whole way.......... what a ride what a ride what a rush ..................

These Hands...
... they feel restless today ... Restless... to play show and tell with my heart make matter of an emotion a thought a touch a kiss that lives inside and would like to come out and play and simply say what it is that eludes the tongue.

Words Spoken By Chief Dan George
O great spirit whose voice i hear in the wind. I come to you as one of your many children. I need your strength and your wisdom. Make me strong not to be superior to my brother, But to be able to fight my greatest enemy: MYSELF.

Men Explained To Women...
Men - Explained To Women ! Q. Why are men such jerks ? A. It's a testosterone thing, similar to a woman's PMS thing, men suffer from testosterone poisoning. That's also probably why the average lifespan of a male is typically 10 years shorter. Hormones modify behavior. Men are just misunderstood. Q. Why do men always have to ogle at other women ? A. Women ogle men as well. They're just better at not getting caught. I'm fairly certain it's some sort of photographic memory deal. Women take one quick look and memorize it for later reference. Since men lack this ability, they have to burn it into their memories. Q. Why do men always ' touch ' themselves, especially in public ? A. Men have to occasionally ' adjust ' themselves. It's much like a woman adjusting her bra. Being in public is just an added bonus. Q. Why do men say such stupid things ? A. Men like to. It's actually a whole lot of fun to see any man frustrated by a few simple ( and well chosen ) words.

My Marriage Age Is 25
How old are you going to be when you get married? Put an X in every box that applies to you [x] You know how to make a pot of coffee [] You keep track of dates using a calendar [] You own more than one credit card [x] You know how to change the oil in a car [x] You've done your own laundry [] You vote in every election [x] You can cook for yourself [] You think politics are exciting TOTAL SO FAR: 4 [x] You show up for school/college/work every day early [x] You always carry a pen in your bag/purse [] You've never gotten a detention [] You have forgotten your own birthday at least once []You like to take walks by yourself [x]You've watched talk shows [x] You know what 'credibility' means without looking it up [x] You drink coffee at least once a week TOTAL SO FAR: 9 [x] You know how to do the dishes [x] You can count to 10 in another language [x] When you say you're going to do something you do it [] My parents trust me [x] You can mow the lawn [x] You

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You Should Know...
A dear friend of mine told me I should put this in a blog incase something should happen to me. Don't want anybody to worry about me. I'm getting better. But incase no one hears from me you will know that I'm sick again. I know for some of you out there the timing of this is not right. Not useing anyone to get attention. Just need to let everyone know. What I have can turn on me in a dime. Little does any one know. But, my health is bad and I can't travel anymore. I have a rare thyroid condition. Right now I have 50 to 75 lbs. of water weight sitting on me. I was in the hospital last March. I got to the point where I couldn't walk or breathe anymore. It's hard for me to tell anyone about this. I want people to love me for being myself. Not because I'm not well. So please don't pity me. My only link to the outside world is through this computer. It's hard for me to leave the apartment to do the shopping. I dearly love all the friends I have made on here. Don't want to loose any on

The Fig L Eaf
A male pastor walked into a neighbourhood pub to use the toilet. The place was hopping with music and dancing, until people saw the pastor. As the room quieted down he walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the toilet?" The bartender replied, "I really don't think you should." "Why not?" the pastor asked. "I really need to use the toilet!" "Well, I don't think you should. There is a statue of a naked woman in there -- and she's only covered by a fig leaf!" "Nonsense," said the pastor, "I'll look the other way!" So, the bartender showed the clergyman the door at the top of the stairs, and he proceeded to the toilet. After a few minutes, he came back out, and the whole place was hopping with music and dancing again! He went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. When I came in here, the place was hopping with music and dancing. Then the room became absolutely quiet. I went to the toilet, and now the place is hopping again." "Well, now

Untitled ( For Now ) Poem
I wrote this a little bit ago. I just let the words flow from my mind and spirit. Take from it what you will and leave the rest As of now, it does not have a title. ---------------------------- {Untilted} night walker - dream stalker; passion thrills - neglect kills. surrender a must- abandonment a bust. which way do you know? which way will you go? love leads- lust bleeds body impales, spirit prevails. pulse throbs within your mind; heart tortures your soul blind. follow your guide to the end- leave your knowledge at the bend. which way do you know? which way will you go? come to the part where your life must start; continue on less you mission falls apart. heal your way whole- give up the pain that lies in your soul; don't think your way here- drown your pride in your fear. which way do you know? which way will you go? heroes come and go- villians alwa

Hope Gone...but, Truth Remains...
Hope. A word filled with promise for many; For me it holds fear. Hope. ---------------------------------------------------- You gave me your heart with a bottom line that only you could read. How could I know what I was signing without the 20/20 to see that we were ended in your eyes before we even began. You spoke words that you hoped you belived. You told me to jump and you would catch me- all the while hoping you would be there when I fell. I left the ledge of safety for the pool of love once dreamt of. I found out the hardway, while in mid flight your doubt drained the water out of the pool that was suppose to be the result of much hope and promise. I survived the fall. I have recovered from the crash. It's the trust that was falsely placed that shattered the hope I once held dear and thought to have realized... However, there is something more vital in life and love that is hope..That is truth, I have and know the truth to my heart and knowled

If Only... ( Short Poem)
If only I could remember the joy without the pain hovering the memory of us like a black cloud... If only I could remember what it felt like to be held by you without the coldness of your shoulder as your turned and walked away.... If only I could remember how you loved me before I slipped from the memory of your heart... If only... If only...

Friday Links: Opie And Anthony Live, Showering On Webcam, Rich Vos, Billy Connolly,carlos Mencia, New O&a Videos, Traveling Virus Tickets, New Video H
Happy Friday, kiddies...we have another HUGE Opie and Anthony Show lined up today, and we're going to tell you all about it in just a minute...however, we have to address one thing first, and that is... SHOWERING ON WEBCAM! (yes, RedRum has returned and she is bare-assed in the shower, scrubbing her holiest of holies)... get your Paltalk turned on and go to 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' now! OK, now we can tell you about the show: Rich Vos and Bonnie McFarlane are in studio this morning. Rich, as always, is plugging his DVD. Also, our pal Billy Connolly is stopping by the show to hang for a while. Finally, Carlos Mencia will be checking in to help promote the Traveling Virus Comedy Tour Speaking of the Traveing Virus Comedy Tour, get your tickets now!!!! We have a very limited $10 ticket special going on today...GO HERE FOR TICKET LINKS (hurry hurry hurry!) NEW FATHER'S DAY 'BUNNY RANCH' GIVEAWAY: We're looking for desperate fathers who may not have had a 'date' in a while, so if you t

Never Say "i Love You" If You Don't Care.
Never say " I love you" if you really don't care. Never talk about feelings if they aren't there. Never hold my hand if you're gonna break my heart. Never say you're going to...if you don't plan to start. Never look into my eyes if all you do is lie... Never say hi if you really mean goodbye. If you really mean forever then say you'll try. Never say forever because forever makes me cry.

Computer Blessings
Every evening As I'm laying here in bed This little prayer keeps running Through my mortal head God bless my mom and dad And bless my little child And take care of my spouse When things start gettin wild.... And God there's one more thing I wish that you could do Hope you don't mind me asking But PLEASE bless my computer too??? Now I know that it's not normal To bless a motherboard But listen just a second While I explain to you, my Lord You see, that little metal box Holds more than odds and ends. Inside those small components Rest a hundred of my 'BEST FRIENDS' Some it's true I've never seen And most I've never met We've never shaken hands Or shared a meal as yet... I know for sure they like me By the kindnesses that they give And this little scrap of metal Is how I travel to where they live. By faith is how I know them Much the same as I know you. I share in what life brings them From that our friendship gre

Sending Some Laughter---
Girlfriend and Sister's Week I am only as strong as the coffee I drink, the hairspray I use and the friends I have. To the cool women that have touched my life. Here's to you! National Girlfriends Day What would most of us do without our sisters, confidants and shopping, lunching, and traveling girls? Let's celebrate each other for each other's sake! It is good to be a woman: 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. 3 Taxis stop for us. 4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo. 6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves. 7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. 8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end. 9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. 10. We have the ability to dress ourselves. 11. We can talk to the opposit

True Real Love
I’ve waited a lifetime for you I’ve searched the whole world over, Looking for your love. Some days I never thought I’d find you And I wanted to give up So many other faces, so many wrong embraces Trying to find one heart that felt like home to me. None of them could ever compare to you love, You are my strength, my joy. You give me comfort from the storm You make me smile on cloudy days You keep me safe and warm. I would be so lost without you, Your love is so pure and true Your heart, so beautiful and kind Because you’ve walked that long, lonely road That made you who you are (mine!). I know it’s been a hard long journey And it may get harder still But together we can lift each other Our strength will get us through I’ll never give up; I’ll never give in As long as I have you. When I look into your eyes I know that love is real When you hold me in your arms love, Nothing else compares Let me lay here with you forever And gaze at your beaut

Ssdd
Wow less than 90 days left till my hubby comes home. Boy he doesn't know what he's in for. I can't wait to get my hands (among other things) on him. Might kill him, but at least it will be fun. Funny how when they drive us nuts we wish they'd go away and when they are away that we miss them. i miss the adult companionship and all that being together entails. I miss him.....

Creative Salesman
John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of a salesman. He could never find the item the customer wanted. Bob, the owner, had about enough and warned John that the next sale he missed would be his last. Just then a man came in coughing and he ask John for their best cough syrup. Try as he might John could not find the cough syrup. Remembering Bob's warning he sold the man a box of Ex-Lax and told him to take it all at once. The customer did as John said and then walked outside and leaned against a lamp post. Bob had seen the whole thing and came over to ask John what had transpired. "He wanted something for his cough but I couldn't find the cough syrup. I substituted Ex-Lax and told him to take it all at once" John explained. "Ex-Lax won't cure a cough!" Bob shouted angrily. "Sure it will" John said, pointing at the man leaning on the lamp post. "Just look at him. He's afraid to cough!"

Immigration Test
Mujibar was trying to get into the USA legally through Immigration. The Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except there is one more test. Unless you pass it, you cannot enter the United States of America." Mujibar said, "I am ready." The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green." Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready." The Officer said, "Go ahead." Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say, "Yellow, this is Mujibar." Mujibar now lives in a neighborhood near you and works at a Verizon help desk.

Should She Have To Walk A Mile?
My 5 y/o daughter will start kindergarten in the fall, and our house is not on the bus route. Actually we're just about 2 blocks from the railroad tracks which is used as the cutoff for the bus qualification. I can't drive and we don't have a car, so unless we find someone to take her or kids' to walk with her... something needs to be figured out on her behalf. I have a son that rides the bus to a different school and someone needs to be here for getting him on/off the bus and Noah will be attending college in the fall as well! I've already thought of catching the city bus at 7:30am which goes by the street her school is on, and if Noah is here in the morning to get Ian on the bus... that would work. Now picking her up from school is a whole other issue. Ian gets home at like 2:45pm and the city bus goes by the corner around the same time. I have no idea what I'm going to do. We could move but that is definately a pain in the butt and stressful too, we can't buy a car

Maybe
Maybe . . . We were supposed to meet the wrong people before meeting the right one so that, when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift. Maybe . . . When the door of happiness closes, another opens; but, often times, we look so long at the closed door that we don't even see the new one which has been opened for us. Maybe . . . It is true that we don't know what we have until we lose it, but it is also true that we don't know what we have been missing until it arrives. Maybe . . . The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. Maybe . . . The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past; after all, you can't go on successfully in life until you let go of your past mistakes, failures and heartaches. Maybe . . . You should dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go, be what you want to be, because you have only one life a

Pleasures From The Unknown
Pleasures of the Mind From the Unknown An Erotic story, written by Jeana He sits outside her bathroom window and watches her climb into her tub. The sight of her catches his breath. This has to be the woman he has been searching for for all of his life. She is smart, beautiful, intelligent, and the most fascinating woman he has ever seen. Her body is so perfect, her skin like creamy white milk. He has to have her. To make her his. He needs her tonight. Just the thought makes his dick rock hard. To be inside of her would be like heaven. He can feel that deep inside of his soul. She doesnt know that he is there or that he has been watching her for months, but tonight she will know him. Tonight she will know what it is like to be loved and cherished. ----------------------------------------- She takes another sip of her drink when an odd sensation comes over here again. This time it's more real than when she was looking outside of her window in the living room. She looks around the

10 June 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your AstroSlam for Sunday, June 10: Finding someone you want to talk to for five minutes, let alone an evening or even a lifetime, is difficult as you well know. Sure your current flame is annoying, but less so than most.

Deal With It
Not everyone is going to like you... deal with it. So its hard to admit and deal with but sometimes people wont like you. There doesnt have to be an apparent reason. It could be that you look like someone they hated a long time ago. Maybe your twin stole money or a boyfriend or something that they cant get over. Or maybe you are just too happy. Thats my problem. When I am at work I want to make the experience as happy as possible. Bad idea in some cases I suppose. I crack jokes I make people laugh I just act like well me. Last week I decided taht I was bad at work and needed to be punished so I was grounded and this included me nopt being "allowed" to go to work for at least 2 weeks. I actually thought it was pretty funny. In reality I am multiracial. This makes for a difficult situation since I was a kid. The explanations Ive had to make were endless. For some people Im not black enough and for others Im too urban and still others they just have questions. Its not something I put out

Mind In Overload!
How fast does slow go? What does the dark look like? How old would you be if we all lived on Mars instead of Earth? How long can your hair be and still be short? Does anger ever get sad? How cold does fire feel? If there is life in outer space, do they ask each other about us? Does the moon ever envy the sun, or would the sun envy the moon? How much fun can you have and still be bored? Do trees have shoulders? And if so do other trees want to cry on them? What does silence sound like? How dry can water get and stay wet? How manly does estrogen act? Are mountains afraid of heights? Is dyslexic spelled backwards? How sweet does bland taste? How soft does hard get before it bends? Does ice ever sweat? How blue is orange? Will there ever be an animal called a plasticchuck? What does hate love the most? How transparent can steel be? What would make a bean fart? Do socks ever want to trade places with shoes? What does sober feel like to a drunk person? How loud can a

Missing U
Missing someone more than life, Is missing someone who’s part of you. Missing a touch, his gentle feather touch, A kiss so sweet, on the lips. (I've only dreamed this) Half a world can’t extinguish a flame so bright, That of true love; that of true life. You haven’t lived till you’ve loved. How true. I never lived before I loved you, My sweet love. Thank you for loving me.

Another One
I wish that I could be with you And hold you in my arms, Whisper all my love to you And kiss away your tears. I wish that I could take your cares And put them all away, Neatly folded into drawers While pleasure lights your smile. I wish that joy could step inside Your heart and stay awhile, And all the rain could turn into A rainbow in the sun. And all our loneliness like mist Could fade into the blue, A memory of sad, hard times That happened long ago. But I cannot come home right now, And you cannot come here; And so our dreams must be the fields On which we laugh and play. If life cannot be what we want, It will, it will be so; For love can turn the harshest light To gold through sheer affection.

What Color Is Your Psyche?
Your Psyche is Green You radiate love, empathy, and acceptance. You are able to relax almost everyone you meet. You are naturally comforting. Balanced and flexible, you only seem perfect! When you are too green: you are jealous, manipulative, and deceptive When you don't have enough green: you feel sluggish and out of sorts What Color Is Your Psyche?

A Fire In The Sky.
About 5 miles, that's what it ended up being. Not that 5 miles is a lot, hell I did 12 a few days ago, but 5 miles at 3:00 in the morning while high as a fucking kite; that my friends is one hell of a bike ride. The atmosphere was perfect for it: a dark, calming silence filled the streets and once I got to the lakes it was even more serene. Even when the company is mixed riding my bike always seems to place my mental and emotional being into a better head space, the green helps too. Here we are, 5:30 in the morning and I have to work in about 6 hours. What, I ask, are the odds of getting a good nights sleep? Slim to none is my guess. I'm gonna go listen to some records and read a book.

Friends
Hey everybody!!!!!sorry not to put a blog until now, bu thave been really busy...So, im not really sure what to put in here...well if you want to be my friend that is cool. I m a very easy going person and i love to talk....i,m on myspace alot though..firstclassgirl2001. thanks again...have a great day

King Of Ct Contest
http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=877010&albumid=382701&i=3958529643 HEY ALL,JUST ME REMINDING THOSE OF YOU THAT HAVENT GONE AND VOTED AND COMMENT TO PLEASE DO SO AT THE LINK ABOVE,I KNOW EVERYONE HAS BUSY SCHEDULES,AS DO I BUT I WOULD APPRECIATE ALL THE HELP YOU CAN GIVE ME,IM IN 2ND AND CLOSING ON FIRST,CONTEST RUNS THRU JUNE 15TH AT NOON SO ANY HELP YA CAN GIVE ME BETWEEN NOW AND THEN IS GREATLY APPRECIATED,AND THANK YOU TO THOSE OF YOU THAT HAVE TAKEN THE TIME TO CONTRIBUTE.

Fathers Day Contest Need Help Way Behind
Fathers Day Contest Hey you yes the one who is reading this please come give me a hand with this contest ill be pimping out the ones who helped me out the most and i am way behind ty for your help Just click the link below and your thier also rate please.

Aphrodities And Devilish Dd's Hideout Is Looking For You
Aphrodities and Devilish DD's Hideout now a proud family to WILDIN OUT RADIO CLICK PIC TO JOIN Also the lounge is looking for help if your willing to help on positions in the lounge please join the lounge and reply to the help wanted section in the discussions. We Need The Fallowing so far 4 Bartenders 4 Greeter 5 female dancers 4 male dancer 4 promoters Enforcers 4 between midnight central time to 6am central time 4 from 6am till w/e Now a Proud Member of the Wildin Out Radio Station --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

It's All About Country Isn't It ? Have U Voted Yet
PLEASE VOTE, FOLLOW YOUR HEART, BUT TO ME THESES ARE SWEET MUSIC TO MY EARS THESE TRULY REPRESENT WHAT COUNTRY IS CLICK BANNER BELOW AND VOTE NEW MALE VOCALIST > NEW FEMALE VOCALIST NEW FAV BAND

Poison Boobs
PATTAYA, Thailand. (Reuters) - Police have arrested a man and five women suspected of robbing tourists at this beach resort alleging that the women would invite visiting men to lick their nipples, which they had laced with drugs. When the men passed out, an accomplice would rob the unconscious men. At least 45 tourists have died of drug overdoses at the resort in the past year, all apparently as a result of the scheme.

12 June 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your AstroSlam for Tuesday, June 12: This morning you'll wake up sleepy and grumpy. Climb out of bed very quietly so you don't wake any of the other seven dwarves. Have a shiny red apple for breakfast the settle in for a nice, long nap.

Week 49
- So Jimmy Olsen is totally on the phone and is all like, “Lois Lane, please put me in your plan.” But then Killer Croc is like, “I’m totally gonna eat you, bowtie!” And then Jimmy goes all rubbery like Plastic Man and the guards taser Croc. And then we’re all like, “What the hells?” - In space, the Monitors are chewing out their member with the Abe Lincoln beard (well, a few of them have Lincoln beards, but this was the one who killed Duela). Despite the fact that all his boys think he’s crazy, Beardo says they should keep killing inconsistencies in the multiverse and points to a screen showing Nightwing, Karate Kid, Supergirl, some other Legionnaires, Red Hood, Kyle Rayner and Donna Troy. - On the Justice League’s satellite base, Karate Kid is chilling in lockup. Leaguer Red Arrow tries to pry the Kid’s reasons for landing in the 21st century with the rest of the Legion, but it’s a no-win situation. Red Arrow makes the appropriate Ralph Macchio joke and walks on. - Somewher

Just Because
Last night for no real reason at all, I had Kay go into the kitchen, bend over the table and spanked her with the loopy, not really a maintenance or a discipline, more because I love the little gasps from her, and seeing her bottom all rosy afterwards, . In doing this Kay showed her submission, she was not in trouble, but still followed my command, and submitted to a spanking. What a wonderful wife, and oh how I love her so much. Too many times people feel that a spanking should be for some wrong doing, as it should, but on occasion to have your wife submit to a painful spanking just because, and to see her willingly submit, is the most precious of times for an HOH. In submitting for no reason, my wife showed how much she respect, honors, and trusts me as her HOH, knowing full well that I love her and will protect her at all times. Sir Don

Goodbye Drak Night.
I walk these streets all alone, the sound of your voice still ringing on my phone. You just couldn't leave our past behind, why must I be the one that's always kind? Your face haunts my nightmares, and you always leave me something on the stairs. I burn it with glee, and yet you send more to pester me. This heart can't take any more abuse, so let me cut you loose. This is goodbye...

Da Tåken Lettet
Da tåken lettet, stirret alle omkring seg og så på hverandre for første gang De så de var mindre enn fjellet de kom fra, og havet jog mot dem med fingre av tang. De plantet et tre for de tilhørte jorden selv om høsten var nær og jorden var lav. De sådde i kulde og lovpriste regnet som falt i en grøft og ble spilt på et hav. "Vinteren kommer", sa en mann til en kvinne. "Min hud er for tynn. Min hoste er hvit. Jeg har vandret et liv for å finne et opphav. Et liv underveis har bragt meg hit". De fant seg en gud og bygget et tempel og diktet en frelse og fryktet en dom og de drømte en hyrde som skulle lede dem trygt inn i tåkene hvorfra de kom. Folk stimlet sammen i grupper på sanden. Ingen vei gikk tilbake. Ingen vei førte bort. Og skyene hang som et gitter på himmelen, Fuglene tidde og vannet ble sort. Men rop driver bort. Kloder går under. Og langt underveis fra hørte de sang. De så de var mindre enn fjellet de kom fra. Og havet jog

Shower Galore
I take your hands slowly in mine entwining our fingers i kiss the palms of your hands then start to lick slowly each finger teasing ,tasting i pull you along with me as we enter the bathroom as you notice the shower is already running i reach for your belt buckle to undo this so i can slide my hands in your waste line then i slide your shirt up over your head then my mouth trails your stomach and i bend lower to remove your pants and i reach my knees my mouth brushes the top of your member lips lightly grazing the head tongue gracefully sliding down the shaft then i grasp your member with my lips as i take you all in feel the water splash on my back as you grab my hair between your hands i let the whole of your member fill my wanting mouth slowly moving it in and out loving the taste of your reaction is heaven to me i slide up as the steam starts to fill the room you grab me close an kiss my lips then you turn me around so that i am now facing the wall my arms are br

Wednesday Links: Opie And Anthony Live, Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Father's Day Giveaway, Bob Kelly, Traveling Virus This Weekend, New Video Hotn
BOOBIES ON PALTALK! BOOBIES ON PALTALK! (we're setting a friggin' record this morning; a new pair popping up every few minutes!) LISTEN TO TODAY'S 'BEST OF CBS' ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Good morning, kids! The Opie and Anthony Show is LIVE (on terrestrial radio) on this muggy Whip 'em Out Wednesday. You don't have to take MY word for it, no siree... just flip on yer Paltalk and go to the 'Opie and Anthony Live' room...and not only will you see US , live... in studio... you will see ladies WOWing, flashing, SHOWERING (Thank you RedRum), showing their boobies on webcam in honor of this fine tradition. So get going, will ya! (no, you don't NEED to have a wbcam to watch the video feeds...or the WOWing) It's a little chilly in the New York area, but not too chilly for bosoms! If you want to get WOWed, you might need to get your hands on a WOW STICKER. There's a few ways to go about it: 1. GO TO THIS LINK FILL OUT THE FORM, AND WE WILL MAIL YOU ONE. 2. Send a

Unanswered Questions
If a vampire were Jewish would his Sabbath start at sunrise? Why do child labor laws not prohibit children from acting in movies? If your eyes are crossed, do your tears fall straight? If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense? Is the vice president's wife called the second lady? Do you wake up or open your eyes first? Can you "zone out" and be "in the zone" at the same time? If French kissing is a big thing in America, how do French people react to normal American kissing? Why is it called a soap opera when nobody sings? Why does jello have a smell when you add the powder in the water, but when it "gels" the scent virtually disappears? Can a unborn baby fart or burp? If a baseball player hits a home run over the fence, but then dies before he can run around the bases, does the home run count? If a General is a higher ranking officer than a Major, then why is a major illness worse than a general illness? Why don't they ma

Things That Piss Me Off Volume V
and on and on..... 25.) Yahoo messenger: here's the deal with messenger. I log on, and when everything FINALLY gets up, it boots me. Over and over again. And it takes me over an hour to have a conversation that should normally take ten minutes. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS??!! I admit I use messenger everyday to talk to friends, but I am to the point where I want to find the "genius" software engineer that came up with this and shove a fucking computer up his fucking cornhole. And if it won't fit, beat the son of a bitch in with a damn sledgehammer. Then when it's all said and done, piss in his face while he's laying on the ground crying like a little bitch. And kick him in the face one last time just for good measure. Ass clown. 26.) People who always ask ASL? OK, for those of you, and I doubt there are few, that don't know what this means, it means, age, sex, and location. Those of you who have been messaging on messengers for years remember when this used to be

Things That Piss Me Off, Volume Vii
37.) People that post fake pics on myspace. OK people, nobody is going to believe that you are Angelina Jolie or Brad Pitt. Are you so fucking embarrassed by the way that you look that you have to put a pic on here, preteneding to be something you aren't. Get a fucking clue jackass. If you resemble them, still, put your own pic. Most of the time, it's usually a 400 pound assclown that knows that the only way to get attention is to put a fake pic on there. Nobody is buying it you dumb shit. 38.) Fake people. If you put something in your profile, make sure you are being honest with yourself first. If you put I love strawberries, you better fucking mean it. Don't wait until someone meets you to tell them you hate strawberries. It just really pisses me off when people pretend to be something they aren't. If your profile says you are nice, then you better fucking be nice, and not lie just to meet people. Mine says I am a pervert, which I am, and take great pride in it. Thos

So Much To Think About
I need a vacation and a life makeover....why does everything have to be so messed up...I just want to be happy not involved in crap that I shouldnt have to lose anymore sleep than I already have....you know what I mean....anyways thats it for now..I will vent out more later I'm sure

69 Questions To Start The Summer
1. Are you in a relationship? No 2. Do you know more than 3 people? Yes 3. How many houses have you lived in? 5 4. What is your favorite candy bar? Twix 5. What are your favorite shoes? Don't have one 6. Have you ever tripped someone? Yes 7. What was your least favorite subject this year? Network Security 8. What was your favorite subject this year? Windows Administration 9. Do you own a Britney Spears CD? No 10. Have you ever thrown up in public? No 11. Name something that's always on your mind. Sex 13. What is your zodiac sign? Librah 14.What time were you born? Don't Know 15. Do you like beer? No 16. Have you ever made a prank call? Yes 17. What is the most embarrassing CD you own? I don't know 18. Are you sarcastic? Sometimes 19. What are your favorite colors? Black, Blue 20. How many watches do you own? None 21. Summer or winter? Winter 22. Spring or fall? Spring 23. What are your favorite colors to wear? Black and Blue 24. Pepsi or Spri

My Master
My Master's eyes are so very firm at times yet, always filled with love. My Master's mouth can speak harshly but never demeaning or cruelly. My Master's arms are strong and forceful yet, warm and secure. My Master's hands can give punishment when needed but never lack to show the love within. My Master's legs are fast in walk yet, never leave me behind. My Master's mind is set to his ways but so aware of my needs and feelings. My Master's heart has to be extremely large to hold all the love he shows to me. All these things make up my Master who cares.....loves....and looks after me.

Marine Helping Marine
WEST PALM BEACH — It was a small favor, $121 for a bus pass. Yet it was enough for James Willis to do something he didn't think he could: He will die with dignity Willis is a Vietnam veteran, with cancer in his blood and bones, who says he has been homeless in Palm Beach County for the past 20 years. He lived with ants and rodents, begged for spare change and spent it on as much Natural Ice as he could get. Chemotherapy, twice a week for the past three months, caused too many flashbacks and he doesn't want to go back to the Veterans Affairs Hospital. Doctors gave the 55-year-old less than 60 days. "I ain't taking no more," Willis said, bawling at the bus stop, sores visible on his arms below his cross and eagle tattoos. "I don't want to die in the woods and I don't got that long left to live, and I'm going home." He wants to spend his last days with his only remaining family, a half-brother named Ronnie in his hometown of Greensboro, N.C. Today, he boarded the

Male & Female Friendships
I was trying to keep it peaceful through to father's day but a Male Friend took me there. Now I have a damn Headache and really want to Curse... But none the less, it's like this...If I'm going to befriend you, what you get in the deal is Flaws & All as the song goes. So when I want to talk and you blow me off I know how to give you your space. The space can be from a day or two to months, etc. I take no offense that at the time you don't want to talk to me about what ever has your damn briefs wrapped around your damn nutts (yes I said it)! However, when you decide that now you want to communicate with me and you want to talk to your SunShyne and I don't have a damn bit of Love for your azz because I've had a long azz day at work and a Sinus headache too, you get an Attitude.... Oh what the Hell!!! I've been your f&$king friend for 7 years come this August and you still don't know the Woman I Am today. You comment on my pages and whatever remarks you see from other men. How

Things I Have Learned Living In Tennessee:
THINGS I HAVE LEARNED LIVING IN TENNESSEE: *Possums sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air. *There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 live in Tennessee. *There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in Tennessee plus a couple no one's seen before. *If it grows, it sticks; if it crawls, it bites. *Onced and twiced are words. *It is not a shopping cart; it is a buggy. *People actually grow and eat okra. *Fixinto is one word. *There is no such thing as "lunch." There is only dinner and then there is supper. *Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar! *Backards and forwards means "I know everything about you." *DJeet? is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat?" *You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you're done or it's too dark to see. *You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH them. YOU KNOW YOUR

Which Action Hero Would You Be?
You scored as Indiana Jones, Indiana Jones is an archaeologist/adventurer with an unquenchable love for danger and excitement. He travels the globe in search of historical relics. He loves travel, excitement, and a good archaeological discovery. He hates Nazis and snakes, perhaps to the same degree. He always brings along his trusty whip and fedora. He's tough, cool, and dedicated. He relies on both brains and brawn to get him out of trouble and into it. Indiana Jones96% Lara Croft88% Captain Jack Sparrow83% James Bond, Agent 00783% Batman, the Dark Knight79% William Wallace75% Maximus71% El Zorro67% The Amazing Spider-Man54% Neo, the "One"

Hours And Days
hours and days days and weeks separate us who vowed to be inseparable we stand on opposite sides of the clock let us synchronize our watches at the midnight meeting hour under the smiling moon hands touching hands faces facing the ether burns with my desiring voices cannot satisfy this want words must lead to action and action to rest rest with me, my love wait no more on slow affairs but quickly find a ship which will carry you to me let the earth move beneath you and dream of arms embracing hands clasping fingers adoring and eyes only for you

Sex Tips For Geeks: On Being Good In Bed
Like being sexy and picking up women, and dating successfully, being good in bed is a skill that will never develop if you fear failure too much. Rather, it feeds on its own success. So the most important thing you need to know about being good in bed is that it's not really very complicated or difficult at all. Oh, sure, if you're an accomplished sexual athlete/aesthete you can pore over the Kama Sutra and try exotic positions and dabble in sex toys and scented oils and variations for more than two people. These things have their place and you'll get to them. But they are really the last 10% of the experience; the first 90% percent consists of learning how to have basic satisfying sex face-to-face with one partner, factory equipment only. Guys, a few simple techniques and the right attitude will get you most of the way to that goal. And, by the way, part of the reason is today's girls; it has been long enough since really effective and easy contraception was first deployed in th

The Three Hottest Sex Positions
The "hottest" sex positions are the best sex positions and allow both you and your partner to experience the greatest pleasure and come to an orgasm. Seems obvious, right? But it’s amazing how many otherwise intelligent people totally miss this point. Men are often guilty of wanting to perform the kind of athletic, acrobatic, frequently-changing "sex position" style of intercourse they see in their favorite porn thinking that a woman will be impressed by their stamina and creativity, while women are often guilty of going along with what the guy wants in hopes that he’s taken their pleasure into account as well. Hot Sex Positions vs. The Wrong Sex Positions Unfortunately this doesn’t usually happen. Some men are totally clueless and think only of how to get to their own orgasm as quickly as possible, while others want to please their partners but erroneously think this means “performing well” by keeping their erection going as long as possible. Neither works well because b

Pace Says He Refused To Quit Voluntarily
By ROBERT BURNS, AP Military Writer 24 minutes ago WASHINGTON - In his first public comments on the Bush administration's surprise decision to replace him as chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Marine Gen. Peter Pace disclosed that he had turned down an offer to voluntarily retire rather than be forced out. To quit in wartime, he said, would be letting down the troops. Pace, responding to a question from the audience after he spoke at the Joint Forces Staff College in Norfolk, Va., on Thursday evening, said he first heard that his expected nomination for a second two-year term was in jeopardy in mid-May. Defense Secretary Robert Gates on June 8 announced Pace was being replaced. "One thing that was discussed was whether or not I should just voluntarily retire and take the issue off the table," Pace said, according to a transcript released Friday by his office at the Pentagon. "I said I could not do that for one very fundamental reason," which is that no soldier

My Sex Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

You'll Never Know
You'll never know all the tears i've cried, You'll never know how hurt i am inside, You'll never know how long i've loved you, You'll never know i think of you no matter what i do, You'll never know how i feel will always be the same, You'll never know that i can't stop these tears of pain, You'll never know how sad i am when you're gone, You'll never know you're the reason i've been alone all along, You'll never know how much i care, You'll never know all the pain i bear, Baby can't you see, You're killing me, I want you to know that i'll be there to the end, coz no matter what i'll always be your friend!

~directions And Their Meanings~
North This is the direction of the Element Earth and the Power of Body. Its Nature forms are rocks, clay, sand, and soil. In human life, this is the physical dimension and the sensing realm. In connecting with this direction, pay attention to your physiological processes, to the sensations in your body, to your biological needs, and to your physical health. Healing modalities include good nutrition, hygiene, body language awareness and change, relaxation, and rest. East This is the direction of the Element Air and the Power of Mind. Its Nature forms are the winds, the atmosphere, and the breath. In human life, this is the mental dimension and the thinking realm. In connecting with this direction, pay attention to your thought processes, to your ability to reason, to your attitudes, and to your mental health. Healing modalities include self-talk analysis, affirmations, journal writing, cognitive restructuring, and education. South This is

Friends
Why can't anything in life be simple? I have lost a dear friend because he can't see things from my point of view...All I ask for was a little respect and I got total crap....I would have done anything for this person and now have nothing but grief and heartache...I was doing the greatest favor and now have lost a two year frindship because a woman was more important than his future..!!!!!!

Mmmm
So I want some chocolate. . .Preferably ones with caramel. . . . I've been thinking about it for like half an hour and at this point I'm totally dying from my need for chocolaty goodness. . . Grrr. . . its a pity its too late to go to a store. . . I'm also out of smokes which somehow manages to make the whole world bleaker

Saturday Links: Traveling Virus Today At Jones Beach -turn On Your Webcams!!! Download The O&a Show, New O&a Shirts,new Videos Online
The Opie and Anthony TRAVELING VIRUS hits Jones Beach TODAY! It's a big day for O&A, and the rest of the comedians on the Traveling Virus Comedy Tour, because today is the first big outdoor venue of the tour, and it's a gorgeous day outside. Thousands of screaming knuckleheads will be enjoying a full day of comedy and atrocity. If you can't make the show, be sure to fire up your PALTALK, because the video feeds will be live from the venue, and you never know what you're going to see going on, because it's all unfiltered, raw video.(no, you don't NEED a webcam yourself to view the Paltalk feeds...just make sure you register now). If you're at the show, and you take a bunch of photos you can ADD THEM TO YOUR OWN PHOTO GALLERY IN YOUR OWN URL... as long as you REGISTER WITH US If you missed yesterday's triumphant return to the XM airwaves, you can Download the Show on AUDIBLE and re-live every harsh, mean-spirited remark! NEW Official Opie & Anthony 'All The Way' T-Shirt! CL

Footprints
FOOTPRINTS IN THE SAND One night a person had a dream. They dreamed they were walking along the beach with the LORD. Across the sky flashed scenes from their life. For each scene they noticed two sets of footprints in the sand: one belonging to them, and the other to the LORD. When the last scene of their life flashed before them, they looked back at the footprints in the sand. They noticed that many times along the path of their life there was only one set of footprints. They also noticed that it happened at the very lowest and saddest times in their life. This really bothered them and they questioned the LORD about it: "LORD, you said that once I decided to follow you, you'd walk with me all the way. But I have noticed that during the most troublesome times in my life, there is only one set of footprints. I don't understand why when I needed you most you would leave me." The LORD replied: "My child, my precious child, I love you and I would never

Perspective=empowerment
20 CANS OF SUCCESS why should i...when the bible (gods very words) say(s): *say i cant...i can do all things through christ who gives me strength (phil. 4:13) *worry about my needs...god will take care of all my needs according to his riches in christ jesus (phil. 4:19) *fear...god has not given me a spirit of fear, but of power, love and a sound mind (2 tim. 1:7) *lack faith to live for christ...god has given me plenty of faith (rom. 12:3) *be weak...the lord is the strength of my life and i will display strength and take action because i know god (ps. 27:1; dan. 11:32) *allow satan control over my life...he that is in me is greater than he that is in the world (1 jhn. 4:4) *accept defeat...god always leads me in victory (2 cor. 2:14) *lack wisdom...christ became wisdom to me from god and god gives wisdom to me when i ask him for it (1 cor. 1:30; jam. 1:5) *be depressed...i can recall gods lovingkindness, compassion and faithfulness and have hope (lam. 3:21-23) *worry and b

Secret Identity
WHO WE ARE read to yourself starting with 'i am'... *the salt of the earth (mat. 5:13) *the light of the world (mat. 5:14) *part of the true vine, and christs life flows through me (jhn.15:1,5) *christ's friend (jhn.15:15) *christ's personal witness sent to tell everybody about him (acts 1:8) *chosen by christ to bear fruit (jhn. 15:16) *chosen of god, holy and dearly loved (col. 3:12, 1 thes. 1:4) *chosen to share in gods heavenly calling (heb. 3:1) *a slave of righteousness (rom. 6:18) *a slave of god, making me holy and giving me eternal life (rom. 6:22) *a child of god (jhn. 1:12) *a child of god; i can call him my father (rom. 8:14,15; gal. 3:26,4:6) *a child of god and one with others in his family (gal. 3:26,28) *a child of god and will receive the inheritance he has promised (gal. 4:6,7) *a child of light and not of darkness (1 thes. 5:5) *a child of god, and i will be like christ when he returns (1 jhn. 3:1,2) *a citizen of heaven seated in heaven right now (

Tunn Tavern Marine Recruiting Poster
GREAT ENCOURAGEMENT AMERICAN REVOLUTION What a Brilliant Prospect does this Event Present to every Lad of Spirit who is inclined to try his Fortune in this highly renowned Corps. The Continental Marines When every thing that swims the Seas must be a PRIZE! Thousands are at this moment endeavoring to get on Board Privateers where they will serve without pay or reward of any kind whatsoever, so certain does their chance appear of enriching themselves by PRIZE MONEY! What an enviable Station then must the CONTINENTAL MARINE hold,--- who with far superior advantages to these, has the additional benefit of liberal Pay, and plenty of the best Provisions, with a good and well appointed Ship under him, the Pride and Glory of the Continental Navy; surely every Man of Spirit must blush to remain at Home in Inactivity and Indolence when his Country needs his Assistance. Where then can he have such a fair opportunity, reaping Glory and Riches in the Continental Marines, a Corps daily ac

Looking To Level Up
hey all if you would like to level up then come and do this it would be for a special reason and a great reason as well i would have to say i never wouldve thought of it. BOMB AND RATE THIS PIC PLEASE ALL IM ASKING FOR IS A HOUR OF YOUR TIME. IF YOU COME THIER YOU WILL SEE WHY ITS DEFFERENT AND WOULD MEAN ALOT MORE THEN YOU THINK IT WOULD. CLICK AND BOMBS AWAY ONLY 1 HOUR IS ALL AND TY TO THOSE THAT DO

~anquished Thoughts And Frustrations Coming Out Before A Trip But Not Close Enough To It To Prevent Such~
When i am awake You are my missing half, when i am asleep you are there in my every dream. There to comfort me in Your absence,,there to protect me as one of Yours. Your desires and wishes have now become my ultimate goal to pursue. The attraction is there,, when i am with You my emotions are untamed,uncontrolled and wild. my heart races with just the thought of being close to You. The urgency to know Your every thought and Your wildest dream. i feel a deep connection between U/us, a deja vu moment as may it seem. Your ever devoted slavegirl, tallyssinae[R]

His Touch
Your sweet touch,,, Your very presence brings immediate peace,,, an inner contentment only when with You,,, a total relaxation, no guard of any kind needing to be kept up, an instinctive knowing that one will be safe in all ways,, while with You,,, feeling and having Your sweet touch,,, the very mastery of it brings an immediate calming to ones heart, mind, body and soul,,, You are myOne, mySoulmate, myDaddy, myEverything, myMaster. tallyssinae[R] copyrighted 2007

The Damned Army
The damned army is really wearing me out i have over seven yrs in and i have been around the world three times i have been to korea. i have been to iraq. i have been to germany. i have been to australia. yeah that sounds cool and all yay i travel, but its not for fun its not a vacation its damned work. i dont know about you but when i thought of traveling the world i thought beer, bitches and some really fat fuckin blunts when i made it to amsterdam but nope just work but anyways here it is if you have anything you would like to say about it just comment

Sunday Links: Opie And Anthony Traveling Virus Photos Online, Miss The Show? Get A Shirt!
Afternoon, kids! The Jones Beach Traveling Virus Show was a wild success, and we have photos to prove it: Jones Beach Traveling Virus - Photos by Mike Black (stay tuned for more photos and videos throughout the week The nice kids at Wackbag have also started posting photos: Check out the Wackbagger Photos HERE Did you miss the show last night? Have no fear, you can still pretend like you were there! New Traveling Virus T-shirts - On Sale NOW! CLICK HERE TO ORDER YOURS TODAY! The next Traveling Virus Show is going down in Uncasville, CT at the Mohegan Sun Arena. GET YOUR TICKETS AND LINEUP INFORMATION HERE ...and just because we feel like showing you all again, check out NICOLE: NICOLE FROM FOUNDRY CAMS ROCKS OUT IN A SLINKY BLACK OUTFIT Nice, eh?

Strawberries And Whipped Cream
You are spending your first night at the house of the woman of your dreams. You're lying in her bed waiting for her to join you. She comes into the room carrying a covered tray. She sets the tray down on the nightstand and goes back out into the hall. She comes back into the room carrying a bottle of champagne. She climbs onto the bed beside you and says, "We're going to have a midnight snack." You smile at her and agree. She holds up her finger and continues, "But, we can only use our mouths and each other's bodies to eat from or drink off of." You smile slyly at her and pull the cover off of the tray. She has strawberries and whipped cream spread out on the tray and your mind begins to wander with visions of what you plan on doing to her with your midnight snack. You flip her over onto her back and grab the champagne. Pouring it into her belly button and using your mouth to suck the liquid out of it. You then grab the whipped cream and spray it around her breasts and down her stomach

"broken Wings"
"Broken Wings" by Michelle L. Vinson Within this twilight, we are blind. Blinded by what is beauty; Yet we are entrapped within these thorns. Spiritless now, we embrace the cold. Knowing no light, darkness consumes the souls within every life. Seduced within this darkness ; We fly with broken wings. Copyright ©2007 Michelle Lea Vinson

What Are Fathers Made Of?
By Paul Harvey A father is a person that is forced to endure childbirth without an anesthetic. A father is a person that growls when he feels good; and laughs out loud when scared half to death. A father never feels worthy of the worship in a child's eyes. He's never quite the hero his daughter thinks; never quite the man his son believes him to be, and this worries him. So he works too hard to try and smooth the rough places in the road for those of his own who will follow him. A father is a person who gets angry when the first school grades aren't as good as he thinks they should be. He scolds his son; though he knows it's the teacher's fault. Fathers are persons that give daughters away to other men who aren't nearly good enough, so they can have grandchildren who are smarter than anybody's. Fathers make bets with insurance companies about who'll live the longest. One day they lose, and the bet's paid off to the part of them they leave behind. I don't know where

If Only
If only it Could only be, That you could be here To talk with me. To tell me of Your whole day, Of how it all Went your way. We could talk Of the weather too, Or whatever subject Brought up by you. We'd skirt the issues Of meanings deep, And why it is I still can't sleep. We'd dance around The honest things, And side step all That truth might bring. We could talk about What you saw on TV, Any thing other than Of you and me. Oh but if only You were here, We could laugh and joke While I hid my fear. I'd paste on that smile For you to see, To make you think Nothing's wrong with me. That all was right Within my soul, That I had it all Under control. Oh but if only It could be, That you were here Right now with me.

Enter My Zone
i am a mother of three beautiful daughters i work alot lately haven't had much of a social life lately. don't get along with most of my family but make it well for myself. i have a great boyfriend who can be hard headed at times and keep me in his back pocket but hey it keeps me outta trouble i am hear to meet new people kinda got bored with myspace but so far i am liking it here and thanks to people who rate and leave love on my page

Not A Good Weekend All Around
I lost respect for people as a whole today. My God. A guy in my building freaked out, yet again. Got drunk, started freaking on anyone and everyone for noise. There are younger ppl that live downstairs from me, they have parties and such. Fine, they're noisy on the weekends, but they're young. So what. Well this guy today is outside swearing and yelling and freaking out. No one is doing a thing. Fine. Then this young black kid is riding his bike and this guy goes after him. Well I freaked, yelled out for him to shut up and leave him alone, that I don't ever want to hear that N word again. He says well sorry, but that little bastard is riding around. I said so what, relax, go in, pass out already. A bit later 4 kids are walking through the courtyard drinking slurpees, talking. well this guy freaks. Goes after them with a knife! I didn't know this at the time, I just saw him going after them. Well I go downstairs, everyone else is just watching not doing anything. I have my phone and key

My Soul... These Are Funny.
You Are a Bright Star Soul Like a shining star, you have no trouble being the center of attention In fact, you often feel a bit hurt when all eyes aren't on you You need to be number one in everything, no matter how trivial And it's this ego that both hurts your confidence and helps you acheive You're dramatic and a powerhouse of pure energy You posess a divine quality or uniqueness that's hard to define A natural performer, it's likely you'll become famous in some circles. Just learn not to take everyone's reaction to you so personally! Souls you are most compatible with: Newborn Soul and Prophet Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?

My Mouth Shape.... Wow... These Creators Are More Bored Than I Am.
What People Think of Your Mouth People see you as both flirtatious and intimidating. Your friends are secretly put off by your seductive powers. And strangers either fear you or obsess over you - sometimes both. No way to fight it - you're a natural vamp. Or rake. What Does Your Mouth Say About You?

Everyone Has Their Own Kryptonite
This song just came to mind last night and today... I talked on the phone last night to the one person that has become my Kryptonite... The sound of his voice makes me too weak to walk away from him, no matter how much I should... No matter how bad things get between us... I still don't walk away... Even though I said I will never attempt to be with him, nor will I be with him if the opportunity shows itself... I can't give up dreams for him... The thing that made me decide I couldn't be with him has not changed... And that point is NON-Negotiable... I wanted to cry hearing his voice for the first time in almost 2 months... I have missed him soo much... I thought I was past that... I thought I could handle going to the graduation this coming weekend without feeling like this... This heart-grabbing pain... Now... I'm not so sure... I wish I had someone to save me from him and myself... I honestly wish I was bringing with the one person who's strength I fee

25 Things I Would Like To Know About You-check This Out!!!!!
You're on my friends list. I'd like to know 25 things about you. Just hit reply. Thanks! You'll be surprised how much you didn't know about your friends after this! 1. Ever punch someone in the face? 2. How old are you? 3. Are you single or taken, and are you happy about it? 4. Eat with your hands or utensils? 5. What do you dream about at night? 6. Ever seen a corpse? 7. Have you ever wished someone dead? 8. Do You Like Bush, the president? HERE COMES THE EQUALLY INTERESTING PART... 9. Whats your philosophy on life and death? 10. If you could do anything with me, where everything would remain a secret between us, what would you do? 11. Do you trust the police? 12. What is your favorite type of music? 13. What is your fondest memory of me? 14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be? 15. Would you date me? 16. What do you wear to sleep? 17. Have you ever peed in a pool? 18. Would you hide evidence for me

Pc Problem
im having a major pc problem right now so if anyone wants to have an in depth convo please email me their number because i cant stay on long periods of time, my pc keeps rebooting over and over and i have to unplug it for a while just to get a little time on here virus scans dont work or anything like that oh and i found my glasses finally lol

Tru Shit For All Da Females
ღஐ!**~2 Tha femalez N Luv~**!ஐღ "A nigga can love u from the bottom of his ¢¾, and say that shit and really mean it which he probably do but juss always remember there's still room left at the top for some one else!!" ღஐ!**~2 Anybody N Love~**!ஐღ "If you ¢¾ someone, put their name in a circle, not a heart because a heart can be broken, but a circle goes on forever." LOVE starts with a smile, grows with a KISS, and ends with a TEAR. The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. Its ok to kiss a fool. Its ok to let a fool kiss you. But never let a kiss fool you. Dont frown; you never know who is falling in love with your smile. Dont cry over anyone who wont cry over you.

Three Minute Management Course
THREE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE Lesson 1 A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor" she replies. "Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?" Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. Lesson 2 A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and cro

A Song
Do you know this song? It is by Bryan Adams, who actually has many songs that I like. Parts of this one seem so true. Unfortunately, parts of many songs really do speak to me or for me. It just seems they say things so much better than just words alone. Anyway, the song I just heard is Heaven, you can look up the lyrics if you like. I am humming it to myself now ..... Oh - once in your life you find someone Who will turn your world around Bring you up when you're feelin' down Ya - nothin' could change what you mean to me Oh there's lots that I could say But just hold me now Cause our love will light the way ..... So, any songs that really speak to or for you? Or is it just me who gets touched by music like that? hmmm That could be .... trying a picture but not sure if it will work .... [img]http://media.canada.com/idl/edjn/20060116/59310-18627.jpg[/img]

Worried About My Friend
MY FRIEND POSTED A BULLETIN SAYING SHE GIVES UP ON EVERYTHING I CAN NOT GET HER TO TALK TO ME NOR CAN I GET ANY OF HER OTHER FRIENDS TO TALK TO ME IF ANYONE TALKS TO CHEROKEELADY PLEASE LET ME KNOW THAT SHE IS ALRIGHT.

The Dream Lover
There are days when I can't wait to get to sleep. I spend my days thinking about you, wanting to sleep so I can feel you. You, the one that is only in my dreams. One that I cannot see except when I succumb to my dreams. You know my heart as no other. Your simple caress releases a hunger which must be sated. Only you can give me such a sweet release. My prince, my soul. Come to me in the night. I long for the taste of you mouth as it takes mine. The hardness of you when we are flesh to flesh. The scent of your skin as I breathe is like no other in all the worlds. My dream lover, only you can quench my thirst. Only you set ablaze my soul, freeing it as we rise above the cares and worries left behind. Only you bring me to such ecstasy.

Thank You All For Your Help
I WOULD LIKE TO THANK EVERYONE WHO JUST HELPED ME LEVEL UP YOUR THE BEST FRIENDS AND FAMILY A PERSON COULD HAVE.. I LUV ALL OF YOU AND IF YOU NEED ME IM HERE JUST GIVE ME A SHOUT OK......THANK YOU CRAZYLADY

Only God Knows
I have looked beyond what my eyes can see Sometimes I want to give up and let it be The answer to my question Is not made up of misguided direction God only knows who is out there for me You know when you reach a certain age You open a book to a blank page Would you feel free or fill with rage Keeping your heart in a steel cage You have been hurt on every occassion Leaving you helpless through a hard situation What do you do when you give it your all Yet at the end you take a fall I am tired of the same old mess Getting headaches caused by stress How can you say that you don't care When I am the one that always been there Then you say that you are putting me out Because you want your space back Or is that what its really about I am thirty-two years old I am looking for my best friend Someone who will always be there until the end Someone who is there when I fall to the ground Someone who is there when I cry When

Marriage Humor
Wife: "What are you doing?" Husband : Nothing. Wife : "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour." Husband : "I >was looking for the expiration date." ------------------------------------------------- Wife : "Do you want dinner?" Husband : "Sure! What are my choices?" Wife : "Yes and no." -------------------------------------------------- Wife: "You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?" Hubby: "When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears." Wife: "You see how miraculous and powerful I am >for you?" Hubby: "Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?" -------------------------------------------------- Stress Reliever Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden." Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles." Girl: "Well

***hot Or Not***
ok, here we go ***HOT OR NOT***POST THiS iF YOU AREN'T SCARED TO SEE HOW PEOPLE THINK OF YOU 0 = ewwwwwwwwwwww! 1 = Definetly not attractive. 2 = Decent 3 = Cute 4 = Fine as heck! 5 = I'd do you. 6 = PRETTY HOT AND TEMPTiNG! 7 = Lovable, I LOVE YOU!!! 8 = I wanna make you my man/girl. 9 = Just a friend. 10 = Sexiest person I know! 11 = 'effin hottie! 12 = Ya, I've checked you out a few times. 13 = lets Make Out!! 14.= I'd hit it!! LEAVE ME A MESSAGE TELL THE TRUTH!!!!!

Crack The Myspace Code
RE: Crack The MySpace Code And Start Making Money! Are you addicted to MySpace? I've been accused of being an addict by some of my friends. I have to admit it, MySpace is very entertaining. My name is J. C. and I'm a MySpace user... but I'm also an Internet Marketer. MySpace recently revealed that they have over 100,000,000 users. Yes, that's 100 MILLION! When I heard this, my marketing brain starting to think... "Hmmm... there must be a way to turn 100 Millions MySpace users into some cash." Of course the first thought that came to my mind was that I could promote affiliate products on MySpace. It would work, however many people have been there and done that. I wanted to be a rebel... I wanted to create something brand new and totally original! The purpose of this free report is to open your eyes to the money making potential on MySpace and give you the information you need to get started right away. I wanted to make sure that I'm givi

A Funny Tale By Me....sorry I Get Bored And Semi Creative
Wenches Gone Wild April and Lindsay, two bar wenches at the local pub Stiffy McAlisters, were working one night serving drinks and food to the locals. They were dressed in their best bar wench attire, their young firm bosoms spilling over their corsets, their hair flaxen gold for April and raven black for Lindsay. They were the two most sought after wenches in the land, however they were very picky as to which men they would allow in their bed, so only light petting and teasing were their game, till one night….. A stranger clad in dark clothing, and yellow and purple ascot, strutted into the pub looking tired, hungry and most importantly horny. He glanced at the bar keep, placed his order then walked over to a corner seat in the dark as so he could watch his surroundings. Upon sitting he noticed a busty blonde to his right and a voluptuous vixen to his left, curious he pushed his fork to the ground to see which ones attention he could get first. As if the stars were aligning both

Happy Brithday To A Good Friend
The Mendozie Experience....Sarcastic....But Strangely Addictive@ CherryTAPLargest Database of ImagesFor Comments And Profiles at FreeCommentTags.Largest Database of ImagesFor Comments And Profiles at FreeCommentTags.comcom

Please Watch And Keep Passing It On!!
Hi, You've got to watch this video. It was produced for Cyndi Lauper's True Colors tour this summer, and it's a pretty amazing testament to one of the most heartbreaking problems in our country today. http://www.hrc.org/FightHate Thousands of people are attacked every year because of their sexual orientation, and there's still no federal hate crimes law to protect them. It would mean a lot to me if you could take a minute to watch the video and write your Senators, and then pass this along to five friends. Just go to: http://www.hrc.org/FightHate

Thoughts On Random Shit
Now I am not a very smart or religous person, but I do know that everything in this world happens for a reason. Althought the reason might not be seen at first, finding that reason is usually harder than the action that is taking place or that happend. How does someone tell someone that they love them when the other person has made it painfully clear time and time again that they have no interest in you. Its even harder to put that person out of your mind in your daily tasks. Being in love with that person even affects your realationships to the point that the fail because you are not giving that person everything. You try to put it out of your mind and tell yourself that she isn't worth it, not worth you being miserable, not worth you missing her day and night, not worth the heart ache you go through when you see her whith another man. But you cant put it out of your head, even though you know that there is no chance. How does one cope with that. Friends of convienece, these a

Wanna Know
hiya to all my cherrytap friends who have rated me and added me thanks so much and to the peeps who have sent me gifts so far i thank you too. i would like to know afew things tho and i wonder if anyone can help me, how do u get music media player on this proflie? cos i don't like the music that is already on here it sucks, i would like my own kind of music and how do u fined out who has a crush on u?

21 June 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your single's love horoscope for Thursday, June 21: Your own company and no agenda whatsoever may be exactly perfect for you at the moment, thank you very much. But don't be surprised if others want to make plans and be around you nonetheless!

Serenity Now!
I need peace in my life!! Everything seems so fluid, I almost can't stand it. Everything changes from moment to moment. Since Mother's Day I have been talking and emailing my ex Jodi... last night she said that she wanted to see me... Cool, I'm cautious though, I don't want to get my heart in a ringer again, it seems to be stuck there just bleeding out. I find it very hard to get over Wendy. I still long for the slightest bit of attention. It's very infrequent at this point but always welcome. I would not make any moves on Jodi unless she is separated with out the chance of her working things out... every day I talk to her, I grow closer to her again. We had fun when times were good between us, and heartache when times were not so good.... I think that we could make things work now that we are older and more mature.. at least she is..LOL!!!! Anyway that is all that I have for now... Ciao,

Creole Roast Beef (po-boy Anyone?)
1 beef shoulder roast, about 5 pounds 1/4 pound piece of salt pork, sliced into 1/4-inch strips 6 to 8 cloves garlic, minced 3 cups minced onion 1 tablespooon salt 1 teaspoon black pepper 1 tablespoon Creole seasoning blend 1/4 cup lard, bacon drippings or solid shortening 6 carrots, diced 6 ribs celery, sliced 1 tablespoon minced parsley 2 to 3 sprigs fresh thyme 1 bottle good red wine 2 beef marrow bones 2 quarts beef stock Cut a pattern of incisions across the top of the roast every couple of inches, each long and deep enough to hold a slice of salt pork. Combine half the garlic, 1 cup of the onion (mince this finely), 1/2 teaspoon of the salt, and 1/2 teaspoon of the black pepper, and push this mixture into the slits you've made for the salt pork. Press salt pork into the beef and tie it securely, trying to make the shape of the roast as even as possible for even cooking. In a pot broad and deep enough to hold the roast with room to spare for all the braising li

Happy Summer Solstice...
Your assertiveness astonishes even you, but it also gets you what you want. You're starting to see the value of stating your desires. You manage to do it without any large displays of ego, which is why it's so effective.

Body: 40 Secrets About Yourself.
Body: 40 Secrets About Yourself. Be honest no matter what!! [one] what is your natural hair color? Blond [two] where is your default picture taken? My apartment [three] what's your middle name? Hahah starts wiv an "M" :D [four] your current relationship status? SINGLEEEE [five] does your crush like you back? UGH! I'm not in high school! [six] what is your current mood? TIRED [seven] what color underwear are you wearing? *checks* Grayyyyyyy [eight] what makes you happy? stuff [ten] if you could go back in time and change something, what would it be? not to have done drugs :S [eleven] if you must be an animal for one day, what would you be? doggy [twelve] ever had a near death experience? yup, see answer to question # 10 [thirteen] something you do a lot? go online/myspace XD [fourteen] the song stuck in your head? hmm, none? [fifteen] who did you copy and paste this from? my CUZ [sixteen] name someone with the same birthday as

Three Things
Three things in life that, once gone, never come back - 1. Time 2. Words 3. Opportunity Three things in life that can destroy a person - 1. Anger 2. Pride 3. Unforgiveness Three things in life that you should never lose- 1. Hope 2. Peace 3. Honesty Three things in life that are most valuable - 1. Love 2. Family &Friends 3. Kindness Three things in life that are never certain - 1. Fortune 2. Success 3. Dreams Three things that make a person - 1. Commitment 2. Sincerity 3. Hard work Three things that are truly constant - Father - Son - Holy Spirit I ask the Lord to bless you, as I pray for you today; to guide you and protect you, as you go along your way. God's love is always with you, God's promises are true. And when you give God all your cares, you know God will see you through. Pass this along to People you want God to Bless - I just did!

Saggy Pants
To the boys in our family also and their parents, if it does not apply to you send it to someone that it does relate to. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Yesterday, A friend came to my dorm room just to chat while her laundry was drying. As we were chatting, two young freshman came by. One of the boys wanted to "talk" to my friend (as in date). She asked him how old they were, and both of the boys replied 18. My friend and I both laughed hysterically because we are both 22 years old. After my friend left the young men were still hanging around and he wanted to know how he could gain the interest of her. The first thing I told him to do was to pull up his pants. He asked why, then said he like saggin' his pants. I told him to come over to my computer and spell the word saggin'. Then I told him to write the word saggin' backwards. S-A-G-G-I-N N-I-G-G-A-S I told him the origin of that look was from prison. Men in prison wore their pa

I Found My Missing Daughter!!
So, last night I was doing what I normally do (computing, of course!), and the phone rings. I let my daughter, Asheton answer it... she is a teen. A while goes by, and I hear her running to my room, and she busts in the door without knocking (she normally knows better). She is shaking, and teary, and giggly, which are things my Asheton does not do, especially the giggly thing. Anyway, I get her calm enough to tell me that Coletta's father is on the phone, and that he wants to talk to me. Right then, my heart dropped to my stomach, and I actually felt ill. I had no idea what kind of garbage he was going to come up with this time to hurt me. But, life is odd... He threw me for a loop. He tells me that Coletta has asked to see her sister (he wouldn't let anyone talk about me, remember), and HE asked HER if she wanted to see ME!! SHE SAID YES!! He even said that my Fiance could come, but he wants him to wait until I have seen her a few times first, so she doesn't get too confused. I agree

I Just Love Rursery Nhymes... Hehehe
"Starkle starkle little twink who the hell you are I think I'm not under what you call the alcofluence of incohol I'm just a little slort of sheep I'm not drunk like tinkle peep I don't know who is me yet but the drunker I stand here the longer I get Just give me one more drink to fill me cup 'cuz I got all day sober to Sunday up"

"maya Angelou's" Best Poem Ever
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own, even if she never wants to or needs to... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... something perfect to wear if the employer, or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .. a youth she's content to leave behind.... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... a past juicy enough that she's looking forward to retelling it in her old age.... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... .. a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE . one friend who always makes her laugh... and one who lets her cry... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .... a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems, and a recipe for a meal, that will make her guests feel honored... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ... a feeling of control

The Sexual Hell Test
HELL LEVEL 3Raw score: 95% There's a special place in Hell for you: the basement penthouse. You scored the nastiest possible score on the Sexual Hell Test. You have no sexual restraint whatsoever. You'll take pleasure however you can get it, and my guess is you get it a lot. If for some reason you don't right now, you will soon, as people in your category only tend to spiral down ever deeper into the abyss of carnality and delicious sin. Congratulations.I, personally, think that this category is the best. Paradoxically enough, sexual liberation and indulgence can only bring you closer to purity.AVOID: all but level 3 hellions like yourself. You wouldn't want to ruin anyone, now would you? This test tracked 1 variable. How the score compared to the other people's: Higher than 93% on hellishnessLink: The Sexual HELL Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid

Friday Links: Judah Friedlander, New Boobs On Ratemywow, Traveling Virus At Mohegan Sun Next Weekend, New Original Songs Online
LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (Link usually active by 3pm EST) Thank goodness it's FRIDAY and good morning to all you folks. Judah Friedlander is stopping by the show today to plug his gigs at the Stress Factory. Congratulations to Dave and Casey, who tied the knot last night at the Hard Rock Cafe in New York City, and good morning to all you Ladies of Paltalk... who are flashing us all morningw with their boobs... because ladies have them. NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Thanks once again to our west coast pal Brandon Iron, who is promoting his new sites Load My Mouth and Cover My Face, we have another set of boobies to drool over: RateMyWOW: Jesse Jolie Today...and every day... we honor CW 11 traffic girl Jill Nicolini... CHECK OUT HER PHOTOS HERE We have some brand new AUDIO online courtesty of two faithful fans: Ode To Steve - By Rashad You Have To Be Corrected - By Dru Boogie Did you miss the Jones Beach Traveling Virus Show? No worries... we have some MORE photos online

3 Women
There are three women , the first one goes to the doctor for a checkup and takes her shirt off. The doctor notices an imprint of an H on her chest and says " Why is there an H on your chest?" and the girl says, "becasue my boyfriend goes to Harvard and he likes to wear his sweater when we have sex. So then the second girl comes up and takes her shirt off and she has an imprint of a Y on her chest, so the doctor says " Why do you have an imprint of a Y on your chest?" and she says "because my boyfriend goes to Yale and he likes to wear his sweater when we have sex. So then the last girl comes up and takes her shirt off and the doctor says " you have an imprint of a M on your chest, Let me guess, your bofriend goes to Michigan?" And she says "no,but my girlfriend goes to Wisconsin

"robotic Sentiment"
Robotic Sentiment She's dead She died a bloody death that day. Her corpse severed and mangled; an example of a broken ramble. Hey blood splattered on the windshield…little droplets of poetic malfunction sprayed upon her sweet cadaverous beauty. She was once a Queen. And she ruled upon her land with meek demeanor, always precious and discreet. Her voice was musical. A celestial symphony played telepathically by every angel in her realm. Her eyes guarded secrets. She created rainbows just by glancing at the blackest sky. Her eyes held volumes of excursions and undiscovered continents sprawled magically across her mind. Her thoughts were wonderful. Somehow they always filtered my robotic-like sentiments. ~ She made me human ~ In a sense, she was my rebirth. She died that day underneath a solar canvas and I didn'

So Creeeepy
This is creepy! Think of a letter between A and W. Repeat it Out loud as You scroll down. Keep going . . . Don't stop . .. Think of an Animal That begins With that letter. Repeat it Out loud As you Scroll down. Think of Either a man's/woman's Name That Begins With the Last letter In the Animals name Almost There........ Now Count out The letters In that name On the fingers Of the hand You are not Using to Scroll down. Take the Hand you FIRST counted with And hold it out In front of you At face level. Look at your Palm Very closely And Notice The Lines In Your Hand. Do the lines Take the Form of the First letter In

Things Fall Apart
Things Fall Apart When your life, is at its best, things fall apart. When it seems, you can't lose, things fall apart. When all is dim, yet hopeful, things fall apart. Finally, when all seems well, and ground lost has been regained, things still fall apart. B.G.

Throwing Stones Into The Worry Pool...
I forgot how tired I could get just being in his presence... I feel dead on my feet... I am down right EXHAUSTED... And it's not just him... It's the fact that I am also just exhausted in general... I've been having a hard time sleeping lately... Most nights I lie awake worrying... Many times till I can see the start of the sun rise... *SIGH* About money and finding babysitters... About school and finding a way to pay for it... About Kandi's medical assistance and getting next month's supplies... About Kandi's schooling... And about the fact that Kandi has been showing more and more Autism/ Cerebral Palsy Symptoms lately... It is un-nerving to say the least... I worry soo much with everything else... And now it seems like she's loosing ground... Doesn't seem to comprehend as well anymore... Doesn't seem to be able to concentrate as well... Doesn't see to be ABLE to listen as much anymore... And is showing more tics... (The head-bobbing thing is almost constant (I find

Weekend Links: Download The O&a Show, New Boobs On Ratemywow, Traveling Virus At Mohegan In One Week, New Videos Online
Holy Moley, it's the weekend, kids...and you know what that means, right? Umm, good. Then we don't have to tell you. Remember, if you missed any of this week's fantastic, professionally-executed, flawless shows, you can download them online via AUDIBLE: DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 6/22/07 DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 6/21/07 DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 6/20/07 DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 6/19/07 DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 6/18/07 NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Thanks once again to our west coast pal Brandon Iron, who is promoting his new sites Load My Mouth and Cover My Face, we have another set of boobies to drool over: RateMyWOW: Celendine (ladies, submit YOUR WOWs today and see how you stack up...pardon the pun.) The Opie and Anthony TRAVELING VIRUS is going to be at Mohegan Sun Arena in ONE WEEK. Do you have tickets??? No? Hurry Up and Click Here to get your Tickets NOW!!! If you can't make it to the show, you can always PRETEND you saw it...with an OFFICIAL Traveling Virus T-Shirt, hand-made from the f

The Garden And Her Throat Slit
the garden and her throat slit beauty was as beauty is a crown that once had thorns and now in the year of our dismay she lay in ruins from her mate she was as a star! a queen to be lit from afar yet in the end a shadow rends her life by the quickest knife beauty is as was a horrid star whos hate for others were she was beauty far from great yet lies were all her court'st words and she screamed in the night before the plight her king had pierced her throat that night and the kingdom was abashed! they searched high and low gather all the slaves and inprison all for war had begun upon this murdered one! "she a star that blows out the light!" beauty is as beauty does but she was just a lie her life ends and since power sends the life from inocents to their deaths! and of the prince? he's a story to be told on another tale

Need A New Monitor/offline For A While.
Mainly anyone in NE Oklahoma mainly Tulsa area or Pryor/Claremore area PLEASE READ Hey guys, I just wanted to let you know I will be offline for a while. Adam is in the process of building me a computer, all we lack is a monitor. If anyone has an extra monitor that they would sell for cheap please call me. Home number is 918-825-1523 and my cell number is 918-530-5736 k? I am also in need of computer speakers so please call me if you all have some or know of someone or somewhere I can get some from thanks a bunch. If anything at the most I will be offline is 2 weeks hopefully.. But just call if anyone needs to geta hold of me. Love ya all.

I Wish
I wish I had a magic ball so I could tell what you wanted in life without asking you. I wish I could hold you and love you until you believed me. I wish I could make all your dreams come true. I wish you weren't so lonely and sad all the time. I wish I could be the woman of your dreams. I wish I could be right next to you right now and whisper in your ear that I love you and I'm here for you. I wish I had you in my life forever.

Bored Beyond Belief
OMG its so boring here we never do anything and when we plan to do something, something happens or comes up. I was going to go see jeff dunham at the empire theatre but i looked on one of his pages and i don't have it on there anymore it sucks. Before that I had conviced my husband to go to linkin park we both agreed we need to get out of the house together to do something together but when he found out jeff was going to be here he wanted to go see jeff dunham instead. no we're back to going to see linkin park cross your fingers i actually get to go. i'm being optomistic that it will happen which i'm not optomistic that often cause when i'am it don't happen most of the time. the days already half way over and nothing is going to be done and we are going nowhere cause he wants to watch a movie so i'm stuck here writing a pittiful blog about being bored talk about not haveing a life lol. well if you read this thank you for read if not oh well you didn't miss much

Cool Things About Being A Man
1- Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. 2- Your orgasms are real. Always. 3- Your last name stays put. 4- The garage is all yours. 5- Wedding plans take care of themselves. 6- You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid. 7- Car mechanics tell you the truth. 8- You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut. 9- Hot wax never comes near your pubic area. 10- Same work, more pay. 11- Wrinkles add character. 12- You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments. 13- Wedding dress $2,000.00; Tux rental $100.00 14- If you retain water, it's in a canteen 15- People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them. 16- New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. 17- One mood, all the damn time. 18- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds. 19- A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase. 20- You can open all your own jars. 21- You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. 22- Your

Unga Bunga
Once there were three scientists who were walking in the woods. They were searching for butterflys. While they were sleeping that night a tribe captured them and put them in a tent. The first guy wakes up and sees the tribe cheif with a spear he says: Death or Unga Bunga? The first guy says: Unga bunga because I don't want to die! So they take him away. Unga Bunga is a guy with a ten foot long dick and he sticks it up the other guys butt for ten seconds and then the second guy wakes up and he sees the first guy come staggering back saying: Pick death! Pick death! But the guy doesn't believe him so he picks Unga Bunga. And then the same thing happens to him. Then the third guy wakes up and see the guy staggering back saying: Pick Death! So the guy figues that what the heck? And he picks death and then the chief says: Death! by Unga Bunga!

Impress Me
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN: 1. Compliment her 2. Cuddle her 3. Kiss her 4. Caress her 5. Love her 6. Stroke her 7. Tease her 8. Comfort her 9. Protect her 10. Hug her 11. Hold her 12. Spend money on her 13. Wine & dine her 14. Buy things for her 15. Listen to her 16. Care for her 17. Stand by her 18. Support her 19. Go to the ends of the earth for her... HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN: 1.Show up naked. 1 a. Bring beer.

Bitchology
BITCHOLOGY When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a bitch. Being a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me. When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak against it, I am defined as a bitch. The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being Everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish. It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be. I am outspoken, opinionated and determined. I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that! So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me. You won't succeed. And if that makes me a bitch, so be i

Do I Know You
so whats up? i been on ct for a while now and i meet alot of friends but i dont know alot of you. wtf. you guys cant write or say hi. why did you add me? deleate me cause i dont want to be a fucken number. and to my friends that stay in touch. thanks. all you other mother fuckers write or deleate me...peace. p.s. im not tring to be a prick. i just want real friends

Dont Laugh At Me (i Am Going To Play This Song At My Autsim Awarness Fundraiser I Am Doing In Sullivan County New York
Don't Laugh At Me (Allen Shamblin/Steve Seskin) I'm a little boy with glasses The one they call the geek A little girl who never smiles 'Cause I've got braces on my teeth And I know how it feels To cry myself to sleep I'm that kid on every playground Who's always chosen last A single teenage mother Tryin' to overcome my past You don't have to be my friend But is it too much to ask Don't laugh at me Don't call me names Don't get your pleasure from my pain In God's eyes we're all the same Someday we'll all have perfect wings Don't laugh at me I'm the cripple on the corner You've passed me on the street And I wouldn't be out here beggin' If I had enough to eat And don't think I don't notice That our eyes never meet I lost my wife and little boy when Someone cross that yellow line The day we laid them in the ground Is the day I lost my mind And right now I'm down to holdin' This little cardboard sign...so Don't laugh at me Don't call me names

The Blonde's Been Robbed!
The Blonde's Been Robbed! A blonde dials 911 to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, and even the accelerator!" she cries. The 911 dispatcher says, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way. He will be there in two minutes." Before the police get to the crime scene, however, the 911 dispatcher's telephone rings a second time, and the same blonde is on the line again. "Never mind", giggles the blonde, "I got in the back seat by mistake."

Quiz: Are You A Real Man?
1. In the company of feminists, coitus should be referred to as: a) Lovemaking b) Screwing c) The pigskin bus pulling into tuna town 2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared: a) Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship b) Your blood-test results c) Five tequila slammers 3. You time your orgasm so that: a) Your partner climaxes first b) You both climax simultaneously c) You don't miss SportsCenter 4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is: a) Healthy, creative love-play b) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would ever agree to c) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need ever find out about 5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is: a) The best part of the experience b) The second best part of the experience c) $100 extra 6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the last month. You tell her that it is: a)

What Would Men Do
what men would do if they had a vagina for a day 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do the splits. 7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet. 6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch. 5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time. 4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first. 3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video. 2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too. 1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

L O V E
Love is patient; love is kind. Love is not envious or boastful or arrogant or rude. It does not insist on its own way: it is not irritable or resentful; it does not rejoice in wrong doing, but rejoices in truth. Love bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things And now faith, hope, and love abide, and the greatest of these is love.

Can I..
Can I Have You? I love every aspect of you. Your bedroom eyes,soft lips, and tone. Baby, I want you in my world. Can I have you? The way that you call out my name in extacy. How you always find a way to soothe me in the most tiring situations. Baby, there isn`t a single day that goes by that I don`t think of you. The way you keep me happy and make me smile no matter what you are going through. Your beautiful laugh. Your calm spirit. Every pleasure-filled moment that we spend together. Sweetheart, I don`t want you to take this as a letter but as an invitaion for us to be together until the end of time. Can I have you?

Whoo Hooo
So I've had a couple very exciting things happen to me all together. I just got back from walking all the way down to the conveniance store that is fairly far from my house. It is within walking distance but its a long walk and on a day like to day it is a blistering hot walk. well I walked down in order to purchase a pack of cigarettes and get a roll of quarters for laundry purposes. I get to the tesoro grab a soda and ask the guy for a pack now it turns out there is a special on my brand so I got two for one and. . .the guy didn't ID me. Now I am legally old enough to smoke and I had my id on me but its still wicked cool that I wasn't Id'd cause that means I actually look my age which is definitely exciting! And then rather than having to walk home a bus pulled up at precisely the time I was walking past the stop so oooo. I got a free pack and no blisteringly hot walk home. . .How neat is that

Unwell
All day staring at the ceiling Making friends with shadows on my wall All night hearing voices telling me That I should get some sleep Because tomorrow might be good for something Hold on Feeling like I’m headed for a breakdown And I don’t know why [chorus] But I’m not crazy, I’m just a little unwell I know right now you can’t tell But stay awhile and maybe then you’ll see A different side of me I’m not crazy, I’m just a little impaired I know right now you don’t care But soon enough you’re gonna think of me And how I used to be...me I’m talking to myself in public Dodging glances on the train And I know, I know they’ve all been talking about me I can hear them whisper And it makes me think there must be something wrong with me Out of all the hours thinking Somehow I’ve lost my mind [chorus] But I’m not crazy, I’m just a little unwell I know right now you can’t tell But stay awhile and maybe then you’ll see A different

We Made It
TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's !! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking. As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this. We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank soda pop with sugar in it, but we weren't overweight because WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING! We would leave home in the mo

*friendship* Love * The Future* Life*
FRIENDSHIP - "A friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out." "True friends are like diamonds, precious but rare." "Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend." LOVE - "Love is never having to say you are sorry." "When you love a person, you are giving him the power to hurt you." "Love is having to see more than what meets the eyes." "You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back." "True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen." THE FUTURE - "Heal the past; live the present; dream the future." "Do not start today, with the broken pieces of yesterday." "Destiny is not a matter of chance. It is a matter of choice: it is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved." LIFE - "Life will only come once, so make the most out of it." "God didn't give us all things to enjoy life, but life to enjoy all thin

How Well Do You Know Me?
How Well Do You Now Me??????? 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it? 7. Describe me in one word? 8. What was your first impression? 9. Do you still think that way about me now? 10. What reminds you of me? 11. If you could give me anything what would it be? 12. How well do you know me? 13. When's the last time you saw me? 14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? 15. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?

The Last Chance Lounge
Ah, so nice to find some like minds...who aren't pretentious and uppity twats like some of those in the Cherry lounges... Though, I can't say I've been in most yet, but so far, few have taken my interest at all. And vampire appreciation is always a winner for me. heh.

The Leatherback
I sat upon a beach, eyes soft across the lee And thought my life the same, a sameness as the sea Where every wave at last, its highest height achieves Before its breaking heart, a final fall receives And as I sat alone, and pondered what might be A leatherback broke through, the green and gleaming sea Perhaps to ask why I, would block her gentle climb Or just to witness me, record in turtle time The instant heartaches die, or once again begin When you before me walked, what heaven wrought of sin

Pictures
pictures sent over the airwaves via cellphones bridge the distance till you are back home work is put aside for a bit love takes a ride for a bit comments back and forth ignite the heat make me call your name yours is always the same MORE finally i ask "is that your favorite word?" "when it comes to you" smart man here comes more pictures sent over the airwaves imagine what the early inventors would have thought if they could only see the pictures sent over the airwaves to you from me

In The Dark I Song
Should I have light? The light of night beyond the sun Or with this coin take flight A flight by night to see the one If this fare I pay I pay the way of worldly men or poor For in your arms my heart is fey And fey I’ll stay your pow’r loved the more Though quick the hours go I go to know this worthy one Love taketh all and any blow ‘Cept blow of woe when love is done For in the dark I song A song of wrong and lust anew Make short these nights so lonely long I long “Be gone!” this want of you

Squatters In The Rain
Today a thought of you stirred, in a moment weak A breach, in a wasted dream by the watching guard A battle lost to keep afar, names to never speak An image soft, and clean, still lancing like a shard In wisps of air, before the bla’guard leak could pass I saw a form designed, to pulse in hope’s embrace Therein lay the trapping part, profile perfect cast Nor love, nor tears bespoiled, the beauty of that face And somewhere deep within, this maiden slightly poised Hides a hell for one, fulgent, waiting to be tapped The wiser world screams by, in pursuit of their toys While fools with broken hearts, are born of dreamers rapt And those of us who curse, the gods that fickled thee In truth are blessed, with moments deep, profound No chance could we forsake, the hallowed memory Love should live unshackled, unfettered, and unbound Though this thought upsets, the smooth ripple of time And spares not the tart taste, of one’s best declined Solace here abides,

Wtc Air Is Clean? My Fucking Ass
She died of WTC poison Coating of dust doomed S.I. mom who is ruled new victim of 9/11 BY GREG B. SMITH and TRACY CONNOR DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITERS Felicia Dunn Jones, shown here in a 1991 photo with her family, has been declared the 2,750th victim of the World Trade Center bombing. A woman who was enveloped in toxic dust from the World Trade Center on 9/11 was declared the 2,750th victim of the terror attack yesterday - after the city medical examiner did an about-face and linked the noxious plume to her illness. The reversal means Felicia Dunn-Jones, a civil rights attorney from Staten Island who died five months after 9/11, will be recognized at the World Trade Center Memorial. It also opens the door for the families of others who fell mortally ill after contact with Ground Zero dust to demand they be included on the list of victims and at the memorial. "I would hope they would review all the police who got sick, including my son, and put their names on the mem

Probably Stupid
Okay today i was with my husband while he was checking myspace and hes been talking to one of his exgirlfriends almost every single day. and she leaves him comments with hearts and stuff like that. chances are i'm just being parinoid but i have my reasons for that. i don't know i mostly right this cause i just need to get it off my chest and most people don't read blogs and if you read mine its full of drama all the time. thanks for listening if you did

Home Invasion
A guy breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

Im Sorry-to Almost Every Guy Out There In This Cruel World!
I'm sorry... that i am in love with you I'm sorry.. if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs. I'm sorry.. if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl". I'm sorry.. if I'm not tan enough for you. I'm sorry.. if I'm not a playboy model so I don't act like a porn star for you. I'm sorry.. If i don't have a dream body that turns you on. I'm sorry.. if im too tall for you. I'm sorry.. if Im to short for you. I'm sorry.. if i won't drop down to my knees to get you to like me I'm sorry.. if my hair is not long enough. I'm sorry.. if my hair is not short enough. I'm sorry.. if im not the "hottest" girl you have ever seen. I'm sorry.. if I have a pimple or two I'm sorry.. if im too good in school for you. I'm sorry.. if im not good enough in school I'm sorry.. if im not god enough for you. I'm sorry.. if i've only had sex with a few guys or none I'm sorry.. if i dont put out en

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1. Who was the last person to kiss your hand? O_O my dick? XD 2. Who knows a secret or two about you? haha peoples 4. Have you ever burned yourself? used to be a cook...so yes ;) 5. What's crazy to you? stuff 7. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now? some MS bitches >.> 8.Who did you last hug? i don't 9. Would you ever want to be a model? lol NO! I like to eat food!! :D 12. When is your next party? i don't do this either 15. How do you handle a break up? again with the not doing! 16. Your motivation for tomorrow? NONE 17. Last person to hurt you? hmmmmmm 18. Last person to make you laugh? Bill 19. Last thing you ate? Dog 20. Do u ever go a few days without changing your underwear? THATS FUCKING GROSS!! 21. Have you ever accidentally eaten an insect? mhm...oh accidentally? no! XD 22. Do daddy long legs freak you out? nope, but the wolf spiders in my apartment do!! O_O 23. Have you ever cleaned up some

Love Geography
"LOVE GEOGRAPHY" We are as vast as Greenland as delusive as our verdant names, as barren as the waste places of our past lives: We seem indifference for our continence. We have left unexplored fringers of frozen points,having always been prey to unmemory.Here, where tundral hopes of birthing are sun-paled to glacial brightness, only we know in our vastness, despite illusive moving drifts of memories flickering with shame, we edge taiga, live as deep, as shallow as oceans, thundering and thundering with rebirth.

Like A Rose
"LIKE A ROSE" A poem is like a rose with pregrance and beauty Its soft and delicate petals are like lines of poetry. A rose gives a mans life meaning A poem gives inspiration A rose tells you to be gentle A poem moves you to action A poem is a gallant man who expresses his great desires A rose is his sweet lady-love who takes away his miseries Whats in a poem? May I ask? Theres a lady in a poem For a lady is like a simple rose Who inspires every mans task. Ah! A rose and a poem... what a mystery they bring! To understand lifes meaning Learn to appriciate them..

Im In A Contest, Help Me
i did forgot that i was in a contest because i was not on for a week already in cherrytap.. for the reason that im not doing well at all.. it did start june 20 and its been a couple of days already.. if anyone wanted to help me, heres the picture..

By Way Of Explanation
I don't think I can do this again I said to myself, to my skeptical friends. Explaining myself, What makes me tick, Hearing his story, Why is he the way he is and what does he need to be happy. So much time and energy invested in love Not returned. Then a musty bookstore's doorbell jangled and admitted an enigma who didn't ask for explanation. Do I have a daddy complex or what What do I need to feel complete and where is this thing going anyway? This mystery only asked me to breathe ...and stretch ...and be. And so it became easier than water telling who I am And who I am became clear for the first time.

Something Worth Having
Forgive me For I thought I saw in him What I did not see in you I thought I could have What I didn’t think we had And whatever that was Or could have been I walked away from it all Only in the end I was thinking of you While I thought of him Yet, in thoughts I did not see That what I saw in him Is what you saw in me And while I figured it out The timing was all wrong The things I was looking for Were the things I had all along But how could I have known When you showed me no clue And left me to think on my own Maybe on that one day I was pushing you away So afraid to see The things you could see in me But part of me struck curiosity And went off wondering Only to come back to your door But not without some confessions That my heart could not pour The longer I waited The harder it became The longer it went on The more I felt ashamed I didn’t know why at the time Or how I could do such a crime But now all I know Is that I let something worth havin

Wings Of Freedom
The breeze floats softly by, whispering on my skin. My mind is blessedly free, My heart reverantly still. My thoughts are my own now, no more do you haunt them. My soul has let go, my heart has moved on. The journey I face with a fierce sense of pride, Born of endurance but largely of courage. I know who I am now! I know where I am going! My wings they unfurl, my feet they are braced. The dreams that I carry tucked deep inside no longer just dreams but the destiny promised. Never again a captive of chance, I'll pick up my skirt and welcome the dance And on that same breeze that tickles my skin My spirit within shall once again sing.

Burn
Would you rather for one moment Burn so brightly that it opens the eyes of all who see Or live for all eternity in your quiet dark corner Given the choice, I would Taste everything Feel everything Be everything If only for a moment And then lie down blissful and complete.

Full Circle
Higher the balloon sails. The wind whips it around. They try to catch it. They lose. It flies higher. It soars free. Free like an eagle. Wings lifting, spreading, falling. Falling like rain. Fast, hard, quick. Flooding rivers, lakes, streams. Streams of tears flow down a cheek. Soft, cold, and dimpled. Dimpled smile rarely seen. Hidden away from view. Scared to come out because it will be hurt. Hurt and torn apart. The heart of the child. As the balloon flies free.

Bee And Butter
Coming away from the shore by the sea The wind blew about a small honey bee It tossed and turned the weak yellow thing Until a flower grabbed on with a string The bee was safe inside the sweet home Loving the nectar, tasting alone Emerging at night, leaving its rest He looks for another place that is best Searching for answers to questions of life The small yellow fellow looks for a wife A mate to enjoy and love in the night Someone to hold him and treat him right He searches for answers to questions that hide Then suddenly spies a bright butterfly Colors of black, red, green and gold Shimmer and shine as her wings unfold His heart does stop, wings freeze in the air As he watches her beauty so soft and so fair Shivers and shakes bring his heart to a start But soon he sees her about to depart He buzzes real loud, crying to her Begging to see her, perhaps hear her purr Quivers of nerves erupt when he spies Passion filled evenings called from her eyes

Poetry
He wishes for the cloths of heaven Had I the heavens' embroidered cloths, Enwrought with golden and silver light, The blue and the dim and the dark cloths Of night and light and the half-light, I would spread the cloths under your feet: But I, being poor, have only my dreams; I have spread my dreams under your feet; Tread softly, because you tread on my dreams. -- William Butler Yeats

*history*
William Shakespeare On April 26, 1564, John Shakespeare’s son, William, was baptized at the Stratford Parish Church. No one knows for certain when his birthday was. (Brown 22) It was thought that young Shakespeare began attending school at the age 7, in Stratford. (Wadsworth 344) Before Shakespeare reached the age of 13, his family endured hardships. Shakespeare’s formal schooling ceased.

Professions
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions. The first guy says " I'm a YUPPIE, you know... Young, Urban, Professional." The second guy says "I'm a DINK, you know... Double Income, No Kids." The third guy says, " I'm a RUB, you know... Rich, Urban, Biker." They turn to the woman and ask her, " What are you? " She replies: " I'm a WIFE, you know... Wash, Iron, F*#k, Etc."

The Bum
A homeless man walks into a bar and says "Bartender! Give everyone a round on me, and pour one for yourself!" So the bartender does just that, and says to the homless man "That'll be 50 bucks." "Well I dont have that kind of money," says the homeless guy. So the bartender throws him out. A couple of minutes later the homeless guy comes back in and says "Bartender give everyone a round on me!" "What, no drink for me this time?" the bartender replies smugly. To which the bum replies, "Hell no, you're an asshole when you drink!"

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101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage." 3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..." 5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. 6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. < 7. Speak only in a "robot" voice. 8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly. 9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub". 10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies. 11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. 12. Sniffle incessantly. 13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles. 14. Name your dog "Dog." 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather condi

Hurry Quick
A man came home from an exhausting day at work, plopped down on the couch in front of the television, and told his wife, "Get me a beer before it starts!" The wife sighed and got him a beer. Ten minutes later, he said, "Get me another beer before it starts!" She looked cross, but fetched another beer and slammed it down next to him. He finished that beer and a few minutes later said, "Quick, get me another beer, it's going to start any minute!" The wife was furious. "Is that all you're going to do tonight! Drink beer and sit in front of that TV! You're nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob and furthermore..." The man sighed and said, "It's started."

Biker Sex (x)
Tired of the boring "straights" she'd been laying, a gal decided she'd find out if bikers were really the heavy "cocksmen" that she heard they were. So she picked up a gigantic biker and went with him up to his pad. Stripped and ready, anxiously awaiting some real action, she was astonished to see that his fully erect dick was only two inches long. "Who," she demanded scornfully, "do you think you're gonna satisfy with that?" Grinning confidently, the biker replied, " Me!"

Dear John (x) Too Fuckin Funny.....
A woman finds out that her husband is cheating on her while stationed in Iraq. So she sends him a very special care package. He is very excited to get a package from his wife back home. He finds that it contains a batch of home made cookies and a VHS tape of his favorite TV shows. He invites a couple of his buddies over and they're all sitting around having a great time eating the cookies and watching some episodes of South Park. Right in the middle of one episode the tape cuts to a home video of his wife on her knees giving his best friend oral sex. After a few seconds, he does his business in her mouth and she turns and spits the load right into the mixing bowl of cookie dough. She then looks at the camera and says, "By the way, I want a divorce." Now that's a Dear John letter...

Me Now
Continuously searching for that field of gold. Forever looking for someone to hold. Close to my heart. Never wanting to be apart. But all I ever feel is a deep chill. Wonder if I still have the will. To live day by day. I sit and pray. There has to be someone out there. But I can't see where. As the days go by. I sit and wonder why. I feel the touch of a hand. But nothing takes me to that fantasy land. My soul feels dead and weak. But still I seek. For one who shares those simple things. That lead to those golden rings. A life of security and family. It's easy to see. But to capture it. I just can't make it fit. I want that dream so bad. But my heart's so sad. People use me for pleasure. I use them to fill the emptiness, why I'm not sure. It used to be easy. Now it's just sleazy. There's something wrong with everyone. If it feels right they're gone by rising sun. I'm left feeling cold. That scenes already old. I want

Wasted Lives
With the gun in your hand no more sleepless nights no more endless pain no more pills no more pills Lock and load It's an easy way out Put an end to this life No one cares no one cares Why? So many wasted lives Why? All these neglected minds Wasted lives is a song dedicated to those who suffer from depression and all those who have taken theire lives because no one listens, they just fill you up with pills and needles. _____________________________________________ As we go on and on about progress and welfare we don't seem to detach our chains That we have been slaves to, 2000 years have passed and we are moving towards something, Something that we can't control Backwards! We have no control Is this what we really want? Is this what we really need? Suffering caused by humangreed Engraved by you and me It's not on purpose, but we can not longer blame it on traditions ____________________________________________ I put my trust in that you see Th

Clarity
There is a loud silence that drowns out the quiet noise carried along by the warm chill borne from the calm of the raging sea deep above the surface of its center looking out over its vast smallness shining bright in the dark light from the stars below. That silcence speaks with me about the present past and future present casting out against that dark light within, preconceived notions and stifling principles-- their invisible reflections seen clearly in the muddy waters of the raging sea in my mind.

Close Your Eyes
When dreamers dream so beautiful of love that lights the darkest night, no logic strong enough to break as lovers spread their wings in flight. Suppressed within our deepest parts this truth each soul desires, still searching for what can't be found faith and hope this truth requires. For love that stands the test of time and overshadows all the lies, can not be forced upon a soul even chains the heart denies. To love enough to let it go the soul that's longing to be free, a sacrifice too great for words with heart alone is how to see. When broken wings prevent such flight and sorrow cries her deepest cry, again to question fate herself for even dreamers wonder why. Somewhere within the midst of all as this dreamer still does weep, she knows to rest her heart again for dreams still wait there in her sleep.

Help Me
(This one is a few months old) You give me what I can't do for myself I want to speak my mind I love you But I am afraid I want to be angry I want to be happy. I have all these things inside me and yet... I feel empty Like my life isn't moving We have come to a standstill and I want something... anything to happen But how will I know when the end is here? Will you let me know when you don't love me anymore?

25 June 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your single's love horoscope for Monday, June 25: Change is in the air, and in order to make the most of it when it comes to your love life, you'll need to go beyond the surface level. Ask the important questions, both of those you encounter and of yourself too.

Now Who Are The Fascists?
The democrats, lead by Feinstein, Clinton, and Boxer are trying to "fix" talk radio, which they claim is one-sided in favor of the conservatives, by a fairness doctrine legislation. This would basically give the government the right to monitor, control, talk radio, to be sure it presents both sides "fairly". Government control of private industry, in this case radio stations, is the classic definition of fascism.

Shekinah Glory Ministry - Yes
ONE OF THE BEST PRAISE & WORHSHIP SONGS MADE. ENJOY!!! Lead Will your heart and soul say yes will your Spirit still say yes There is more that I require of thee will your heart and soul say yes Now will your heart and soul say yes Will your Spirit still say yes If I told you what I really need will your heart and soul say yes CHOIR Yes (repeat) There is more that I require of thee (repeat) Shekinah Glory Ministry - YesUploaded by wanzea

Donnie Mcclurkin - Holy
Donnie McClurkin - Holy (Long version) (Verse 1) I will lift my voice and I will sing Holy, Holy To my Lord and Savior, my God and king I will sing Holy, Holy (Chorus) I will praise the lamb of God who sits upon the throne I will worship Him and give the praise to Him alone He who was and is and is to come I will sing before His throne forever, forever (Verse 2) All the angels sing,and they bow down, and they sing Holy, Holy We, Your sons and daughters, we praise You now and we cry Holy, Holy (Chorus) (Vamp) Holy, Holy Donnie McClurkin - Holy (Long version)Uploaded by wanzea

Whitney Houston - Gospel Medley With Cece Winans & Shirley Caesar (live From The 38th Grammy Award
Whitney Houston - Gospel Medley With Cece Winans & Shirley Caesar (Live From The 38Th Grammy Award Whitney Houston - Gospel MedleyUploaded by Discodandan

~~human Nature Stories Still Move Us~~
In September 1960, I woke up one morning with six hungry babies and just 75 cents in my pocket. Their father was gone. The boys ranged from three months to seven years; their sister was two. Their Dad had never been much more than a presence they feared. Whenever they heard his tires crunch on the gravel driveway they would scramble to hide under their beds. He did manage to leave $15 week to buy groceries. Now that he had decided to leave, there would be no more beatings, but no food either. If there was a welfare system in effect in southern Indiana at that time, I certainly knew nothing about it. I scrubbed the kids until they looked brand new and then put on my best homemade dress, loaded them into the rusty old 51 Chevy and drove off to find a job. The seven of us went to every factory, store and restaurant in our small town. No luck. The kids stayed crammed into the car and tried to be quiet while I tried to convince whoever would listen that I was

My Retarded Brother! Lol
Well my brother has done the unthinkable and signed me and him up for a singing contest. I mean he can sing his heart out...almost got signed by Motown a few yrs back, but I'm a little shy about my singing ability. But I don't wanna disappoint him being that he already paid and all, so please wish me luck!

Little Girl Lost
Little Girl Lost... Lie yourself upon the outstretched palm of destiny. Let yourself be cradled in her safety And trust that the dips and curves Are but the journey we travel And one day, the peaks Shall lift you to Happiness. Little Girl lost The darkness that fills your days Is just the night Before the breaking Of a brand new day When the early morning birds Shall sing your name And the fields of tulips That line the mountainsides With velvet petals Shall shade your pupils with brilliance Little Girl lost Your silent tears Making their salty fate down your moist cheek Shall fall To wash the toxic bitterness From your heart And soothe, the gaping wounds That loneliness Has clawed upon the surface And one day, the soft Warm Whispered breath Of love shall, Wash over you, once again... Little Girl Lost. I see the sadness that tugs Upon the smile that dances upon your lips And Little Girl Lost I hear the echoes, Of

Grey
It's so overcast again The sun isn’t coming out & I Doubt That things will look up very much Impenetrable ceiling of grey Don’t wanna go out OK? Just wanna sit here & think of times passed When are those clouds gonna part? Just when will those ‘good times’ start? So tired of holding out for the light No more fight Looking forwards but no ones there So I sit here & stare & maybe wait for a passing storm Nothing left for me here So maybe I’ll disappear & the sun will come out another day

Benoit's Death Part Of A Double Murder-suicide!
According to lead investigator Lt. Tommy Pope, of the Fayette County Sheriff’s Department, in Fayetteville, Ga., the deaths of WWE Superstar Chris Benoit, wife Nancy and son Daniel were the result of a double murder-suicide, WWE.com has learned. Benoit failed to appear both at Saturday’s live event in Beaumont, Tx., and WWE’s Vengeance: Night of Champions in Houston Sunday night, after informing WWE of a family emergency. Several curious text messages sent by Benoit early Sunday morning prompted concerned friends to alert Richard Hering, VP of Government Relations for WWE, Inc. Hering, in turn, spoke with Fayette County sheriffs Monday, and requested that they respond to the Benoit residence to check on him and his family. Authorities representing the Sheriff’s Department initially had a difficult time entering Benoit’s new Fayetteville home Monday afternoon, which had been guarded by two large German Shepherds roaming freely around the property. Once authorities entered the resi

Sick, Again
Ok, sorry I haven't been around alot. I've been sick once again, but I am starting to do better again. I hope they figure out what the hell is going on with me soon. I hate feeliong the way I do. Anyway, just wanted to let you'll know why you haven't seen me and probably will be off and on the next week.

The Hand Of My Child
This was written for Mila Phillips, a 2-year-old girl in Phoenix, AZ diagnosed with cancer last September. Her story can be found at: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.vi...le&friendID=82945352 The Hand of my Child....By:My mother Sher Current mood: peaceful That day in heaven was a busy one for all the spirits who had gathered at Heavenly Father's feet. Today they would find out if this was the day they would finally get to go to earth and meet their Earthly mommy The spirit who would receive the earthly name of Mila ran to the great hall excited about the prospect of going to earth and receive a body. She had picked out a mommy way ahead of time and today was the day it would be decided who would go to that mommy. She was so excited she almost tripped as she ran into the big h all and took her seat... As she sat down with all the other spirits in His presence, she noticed sadness on His face. This was something she had never witnessed and alon

Words Women Use
Words Women Use: 1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding ho

Ct Bouncers
TOS#5.Content Posted on the Site. a. You understand and agree that CherryTAP.com MAY REVIEW AND DELETE any CONTENT, messages, CherryTAP.com Messenger messages, photos or PROFILES (collectively, "Content") that in the sole judgment of CherryTAP.com violate this Agreement or which may be offensive, illegal or violate the rights, harm, or threaten the safety of any Member. b. You are solely responsible for the Content that you publish or display (hereinafter, "post") on the Service or any material or information that you transmit to other Members. TO ALL YOU LAMEASS CT BOUNCERS: I BET IF IT WAS SOMEONE ON YOUR FAMILY LIST OR A CLOSE FRIEND OR REAL FAMILY MEMBER YOU WOULD DO SOMETHING THEN WOULDNT YOU???...YOU FUCKING RIGHT YOU WOULD.......YOU SUCKKKKKKKKKKK ASSSSSSSSSSSS. YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THIS IS ABOUT SO DON'T ACT ALL STUPID LIKE YOU DONT. http://cherrytap.com/tos.php# and scroll down to #5.......but when they dont feel like doin shit they say "TOS#7" as their response. Boun

Ahh The Return
im bk n at it again..here at good ol cherry tap, i was away for a little bit..but i have returned..Im gon to make a new layout as soon as i get my website layout done..which should be by tommorow with the help of a special someone who just rocks..just wanted to post an update.. XOXOXO

Drunk Singing?
Why do people always sound better singing when they are drunk? LOL...I was drinking tonight and then went to sing with a buddy of mine to practice for this dang talent show shit and I think I sounded so much better tonight after a few Long Island Ice Teas in me! Is it true people sound better when they drunk or is it just the confidence level is foggy so they belt out all kinds of mess? LOL

A Tear
A tear rolls down. Slipping away In the silence Of night. The clouds of darkness Turning to storm. Crashing at once Breaking down the strong. Broken and singed The storm taking it's toll. Laid out in a crowd. Dead though breathing. Noticed but not seen. The tears of rain Never to be seen. Silently slipping, Slipping away. In the dark of night.

Part 1
(names were left out to protect the not-so-innocent) It was Friday afternoon and I had plans to go pick up L and we were going to spend Friday and Saturday together. I was going to sneak in to her room and wake her up by licking her pussy, but someone managed to wake her up just as I got there. Oh well, I don't mind improvising. Well, L had been having some problems with her computer so I sat down to take a look at it (Windows Vista...ugh) and as I'm sitting there, L lays back on her bed and lifts up her nightgown and reveals the most beautiful and wettest and sweetest pussy I've ever come across. Well, it didn't take long for me to lose interest in the computer problems and decide to go help cover her exposed parts with my mouth and my hands. L turned a bit on the bed to make some room for me, I laid down beside her and kissed her. Let me tell you, that woman can kiss. And while we were kissing, I decided that she needed a little relief, seeing how wet she was already, so I s

Near Death
A 45 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?" (You'll love this!!!) God replied: " I didn't recognize you."

My Heart
My heart, locked away Walls so strong, no one Could enter there Living this way, no feeling No pain, No emotion Was survival for me All alone, no one to hold No one to touch, to kiss I lived this way for so long Centuries passed, time flowed Bringing me here, gently To this place, to love again He was unexpected I did not search, by yet He was here, with me He smiles, my heart melts His touch starts a fire Burning out of control He is just a man This simple man, awakened A heart long thought dead We share a kiss Something sweet, pure Releasing us, forever Releasing from the pain Of longing, lonlieness Of our solitude

Entwined
Bodies entwined like the vines Flesh to flesh, heat rising As passion consumes She moans softly as His hand caresses her cheek His kiss cannot hide his desire The moistness of her increases To such an intensity She might explode into a million stars The hardness of him next to her Begging to be let inside Inside her softness, her warmth Finally joined as one They reach for the stars A fire burning so bright It becomes a sun to warm them Till the end of their days

"military Life"
You stay up for 16 hours He stays up for days on end. You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls. He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists. You complain about how hot it is. He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow. You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong. He doesn't get to eat today. Your maid makes your

Timbuktu
The National Poetry Contest had come down to two, a Yale graduate and a redneck from Texas. They were given a word, and then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was "Timbuktu." First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said: Slowly across the desert sand trekked a lonely caravan; Men on camels, two by two destination Timbuktu. The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that, or so they thought. The redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited: Me and Tim a huntin' went. Met three whores in a pop up tent. They was three, and we was two, So I bucked one, and Timbuktu. The redneck won hands down!

Cia Job Opening
The CIA had an opening for an assasin. After all the background checks, interviews and tests were done, there were 3 finalists...2 men and a woman For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!" The man said "You can't be serious. I cold never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." Finally. it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into th

7 Degrees Of Blondness
FIRST DEGREE A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up. The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear." `´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,-:*´`´*: SECOND DEGREE Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!" So the first blonde hands her the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!" THIRD DEGREE A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the

My Mood2
After hours of blaring music and chain smoking I feel a little better. For all the people who sent me messages thank you for caring. If I can ever help you out let me know. For everyone who ask no my bf is not to blame for my mood. He's actually a great guy and makes me very happy. Being hurt just really get s me down. I can currently only use one hand and it's messing with me.

What Are You, A Member Or Disciple? (spanish)
La diferencia entre un miembro y un discípulo “Parece lo mismo pero no lo es. ¿A qué aspira Ud.: a ser un miembro o un discípulo? Vistos en una iglesia, durante una reunión, no ofrecen muchas diferencias. Sin embargo son absolutamente distintos. Lea y escoja lo que Ud. Quisiera ser. No hay cristianos de primera y segunda clase, pero hay escogidos entre los escogidos. El miembro suele esperar panes y peces; el discípulo es un pescador El miembro lucha por crecer, el discípulo por reproducirse. El miembro se gana, el discípulo se hace. El miembro se toma de las faldas de la iglesia, el discípulo se atreve a servir. El miembro gusta del halago, el discípulo del servicio y del sacrificio. El miembro entrega parte de sus ganancias; el discípulo entrega su vida. El miembro puede caer en rutina, el discípulo es un revolucionario. El miembro espera que se le asigne tarea; el discípulo es solícito en tomar responsabilidades. Uno murmura y reclama, el otro obe

When Four Of Santa's Elves Got Sick
When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress. Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom.

> The Perfect Couple
> > Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, > they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. > > One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their > perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road > in distress. > > Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. > > There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to > disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded > Santa and his toys into their vehicle. > > Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. > > Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple; > and Santa Claus had an accident. > > Only one of them survived the accident. > > Question: Who was the survivor? > > >>Scroll down for the answer. Trust me, it's worth it) > >> > >> > >> > >> > >>Answer: > >> > >>The perfect woman survived.

Remember This At Christmas Time
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

The Elevator
A man is riding an elevator stops at another floor. The most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. He can't take his eyes off of her and finally musters the courage to say to her "you are simply the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my life." the woman replies "Well thank you" The man says "I know this is very forward of me, but I am an extremely rich person who is use to getting what he wants. Would you be willing to spend the weekend with me in my penthouse condo which overlooks the ocean? I would pay you 1 million dollars." The woman lights up and says "Well, I guess I'm free for the weekend, sure why not." The man replies " Great! Hey, how about we run across the street to that cheap flea bag motel and grab a quickie? I'll throw you a hundred bucks! " The woman says " Sir what kind of woman do you think I am?" The man says " we have already established that, now we are just haggling over the price."