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Backless Black
Just a little cotton candy dressed in liquorice black - a backless thing that throws me just off-balance. Five feet, give or take a couple inches - but any more of her than that and too many men would die, hearts would stop - just a couple inches from the hemline to the knee and from the hemline to the waist and in-between the moon and stars collide. Sure, she wears it, but, in truth, she owns that tiny dress and every man left staring, speechless in her wake. © All rights reserved Scott Adelmann

Im American
YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN by: George Carlin I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican! I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way! I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American. I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything. I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English. I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to. My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer. I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it. I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have yo

Romans 12:17-21
17Recompense to no man evil for evil. Provide things honest in the sight of all men. 18If it be possible, as much as lieth in you, live peaceably with all men. 19Dearly beloved, avenge not yourselves, but rather give place unto wrath: for it is written, Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord. 20Therefore if thine enemy hunger, feed him; if he thirst, give him drink: for in so doing thou shalt heap coals of fire on his head. 21Be not overcome of evil, but overcome evil with good

Today July 23
Okay so today was definatly a weird day. My idiot roomates alarm woke me up and he wouldnt wake up so I threw the alarm clock at him haha. He woke up and told me to fuck off and I told him to get his ass out of bed or stop waking me up. So he got up and went to work then I got up an hour later, went out for a run (its hot out...yea i know its summer haha). THen I went to work and that was uneventful and now I just made myself a salad and im chilling out. My friends birthday is tomorrow so we might hit up some bars tonight....we'll see. Hope everyone had a good day. Dont forget to comment on my NSFW!

The Bang Of 21 Guns
Bang.... Soldiers shake as they look at their blood soaked hands and uniform Bang.... Filled with rage and pain they race their wounded to aid Bang.... His screams and wounds will haunt us all Bang.... A soldier kneels by a pair of boots with dog tag and a rifle estanding between them Bang.... A family is in shambles Bang.... He did what was right and has no regrets Bang.... He fought for your freedom and for mine Bang.... He stood his ground and refused to back down Bang.... He stood tall, he stood proud Bang.... Without fear he was willing to give it all Bang.... the blood of a patriot has been spilled Bang.... The bombs of Iraq have taken a life back Bang.... a mother is given a folded flag Bang.... Her son died young Bang.... As she cries it rains tears from the skies Bang.... A father knowen to be brave and tough broke down to his knees, this was just too much Bang.... To die at 20 is much to young Bang.... now w

4 Am Lets Rant
well I had some things I wanted to hit on this rnt but I just blanked out so we are going to start at zero. I wanna know who the hell decided what words mean. I'm just say why the hell did he get to pick that left means well left what if I wanted left to mean pizza or some shit. Why did he get to make all the rules about these things who the hell is he to be so damn special. and everyone says drinking is bad and being a drunk is wrong, fuck that it never hurt me don't get me wrong i've had some hard nights but shit if you wanna drink everyday go ahead have fun with it who cares. I don't but we all have our binges. and why is the world now revolved around have cash and saving alot of it. Fuck that one of the things I learded in the dessart is that life is too short to worry about that crap, just have fun and go with it, you never know when you might "buy it" so whats the point of saving 50 grand when tommarow you could walk outside and have a plane fall on you. given it isn't likel

The Fight
The things that we cannot see are what hurt The things that we cannot hear are what hurt The things that we cannot feel are what hurt The things that we cannot taste and smell also But what hurts the most is the person that we love says we don't.. When we are quick to give Just wanting to live These are the times like the wars for land That we have to reach out our hand Take what's won As if it were the last one There's never any reason to lay down and die Tell yourself just like me, myself and I That shits yours And if need be break down every fuckin door Never go out like a chump Your heart will just end up in some dump These things I say to you may not make any sense But coming from my side of the fence... Hold on and show your love for them Speak what's on your mind to her or him A closed mouth will never get fed Hey, it's better than being alone and dead $olo1/07

Which Harry Potter Character Am I?
You scored as Hermione Granger, you are HERMIONE GRANGER!!! you love to learn and because of it are very smart. with your smartness, gives you the ability to help your friends when ever they're in a pickle. all though you are made fun of alot, you stick to your studies and friends. =)Hermione Granger88% Harry Potter75% Ronald Weasley63% Professor Dumbledore63% Hagrid50% Fred & George Weasley38% Voldemort13% Draco Malfoy13% Severus Snape0% WHAT HARRY POTTER CHARACTER RU?created with QuizFarm.com

What Kind Of Candy Am I?
You scored as 3 Musketeers, You are a 3 Musketeers. You are a very loyal and romantic person - you love to cuddle! You enjoy simple pleasures and are very content with your life. You have lots of friends and everyone you meet likes you!3 Musketeers95% Twix80% Skittles/Gummi Bears80% Hershey Bar75% KitKat/Crunch Bar75% M&M\'s70% Jolly Ranchers60% Reese\'s Peanut Butter Cup60% *What Type of Candy Are You?* (w/pics.)created with QuizFarm.com

Dazed And Confused
i want to tell this one woman, just how it is i feel, i only do it each day i am alive, but ,she still doesn`t believe a word i say, maybe i need to earn her trust, can someone please tell me how i do that, see i go out of my way, just to be with her, and i still cant show her how much i care, should i just give up, help is what i need to make me understand, if she does know how i really feel, she doesn`t tell me , why do i need to lie , all god gave me was what i have , everything else you have to earn, what do i do now? and yes only she knows how she feels, we talk everyday we can, and that shows nothing, or does it ,can someone help me , try and understand what she is going through, because right now i am just, dazed and confused!!!!

Hey! Check Out The New Nfl Teams Competition!!
What a bunch of fucking LOSERS!!! Campbell drug charges put Dolphins atop NFL in arrests By Alex Marvez South Florida Sun-Sentinel July 24, 2007 The Dolphins officially lead the NFL in offseason player arrests. The South Florida Sun-Sentinel has learned that wide receiver Kelly Campbell was arrested on drug charges in Atlanta on July 3, which led to his release by the Dolphins two days later. Campbell was charged with possession of marijuana and Ecstasy, both of which are felonies, and a misdemeanor charge of providing false information to Fulton (Ga.) County police officers. The Dolphins declined comment on the Campbell situation. Campbell's agent, Jack Reale, didn't return a telephone call seeking comment. Campbell is the fourth Dolphins player to experience legal problems in 2007 and the second released by the team after an arrest. The Dolphins waived Fred Evans last month after the defensive tackle allegedly was involved in an altercation with police off

A Day Fulla Rock & A Birthday
Click banner to enter lounge 12:00PM EST (Noon) 2:00PM EST Happy Birthday DJ Trinity!! From Your Family & Fans at WRR 4:00PM EST Happy Birthday DJ Trinity!! From Your Family & Fans at WRR 8:00PM EST 10:00PM EST 12:00AM EST (Midnight) Click banner to enter lounge (repost of original by '~CSC~ - WRR Army Special Ops - Always a Bitch but HEY! I'm good at it, just ask Sato lol' on '2007-07-24 09:34:53') (repost of original by '~¢¾~Jes

The Wedding Test
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations . She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in

Which Action Hero Would You Be?
You scored as Batman, the Dark Knight, As the Dark Knight of Gotham, Batman is a vigilante who deals out his own brand of justice to the criminals and corrupt of the city. He follows his own code and is often misunderstood. He has few friends or allies, but finds comfort in his cause.Batman, the Dark Knight88% Neo, the "One"83% William Wallace83% Captain Jack Sparrow83% Indiana Jones71% El Zorro71% James Bond, Agent 00763% The Amazing Spider-Man58% Lara Croft58% Maximus50% The Terminator

Billionaire Caught With Sex Cave
Billionaire Caught With Sex CaveI know I'm not supposed to. But come on, doesn't every man at some point dream of having his own sex lair?According to court documents, computer chip magnate Henry T. Nicholas III ordered an extensive underground bunker built under his house in Laguna Hills, specifically to be used for hookers and drugs. The documents allege that the dot com billionaire would fly in prostitutes from Chicago, Las Vegas, Los Angeles and New Orleans. New Orleans? Did the other three cities not cover it?Now, ignore the fact that he's married, this is illegal and it's whores, and you have a pretty fun story. Who doesn't want to build a $30 million bunker where there are no rules?If it was me, I wouldn't waste my time with the drugs, apparently cocaine and ecstasy in this case. I'd want to concentrate on the other activities mentioned. I didn't build a multi-million dollar sex cave to spend all my time stoned down there. Besides flying in hookers from Chicago can get pricey, I

''if We Kissed......''
IF WE KISSED: what type of kiss [ ] french [ ] peck what position [ ] standing [ ] sitting [ ] lying down if standing where would we be [ ] in a public place like the mall [ ] outside somewhere like an open feild/street [ ] on my/your front pourch/back yard if sitting what/where will we be siiting in [ ] in a car [ ] a room [ ] on my/your front pourch/back yard if lying down what/where would we be lying down on [ ] my/your bed [ ] side walk [ ] a desk/table if we were outside what would the weather be like [ ] rain and thunder [ ] hot..humid [ ] snowy [ ] cloudy [ ] clear skies nice spring breeze where would ur hands be [ ] up my shirt [ ] on my waist [ ] down my pants [ ] in my hands [ ] hugging me [ ] holding my chin up [ ] on my neck/head lastly what would you want our kiss to lead to [ ] a few more short and sweet kisses/pecks [ ] some touching [ ] sex [ ] make out session [ ] a medium to long meaningful kiss wait one mo

Quotations By U.s. Marines:
For over 221 years our Corps has done two things for this great Nation. We make Marines, and we win battles. Gen. Charles C. Krulak, USMC (CMC); 5 May 1997 Come on, you sons-of-bitches! Do you want to live forever? GySgt. Daniel J. "Dan" Daly, USMC; near Lucy-`le-Bocage as he led the 5th Marines attack into Belleau Wood, 6 June 1918 Gone to Florida to fight the Indians. Will be back when the war is over. Col. Archibald Henderson, USMC (CMC); in a note pinned to his office door, 1836 Don't you forget that you're First Marines! Not all the communists in Hell can overrun you! Col. Lewis B. "Chesty" Puller, USMC; rallying his First Marine Regiment near Chosin Reservoir, Korea, December 1950 Marines die, that's what we're here for. But the Marine Corps lives forever. And that means YOU live forever. The mythical GySgt. Hartman, USMC; portrayed by GySgt. R. Lee Ermey, a Marine Corps Drill Instructor using his own choice of words from the movie "Full Metal Jacket", 1987

Funny !
Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for the first time. He took off his shoes and socks and his toes were all twisted and discolored. "What happened to you feet?" his wife asked. "I had a childhood disease called tolio." "Don't you mean polio?" "No, tolio, it only affects the toes." He then removed his pants and revealed an awful long pair of knees. "What happened to your knees?" she asked. "Well, I also had kneesles." "Don't you mean measles?" "No, kneesles, it only affects the knees." When he removed his shorts his wife gasped and said... "Don't tell me, you also had smallcox"

Anyone Know Anything About Mechanic Stuff??
I'm having major car issues today and need an online mechanic! LOL...Dawg, I got ur input but you know they always say get a second opinion so I need some more advice from the car people here...hit me up if you know anything about coolant systems so I'm not spending a fortune getting my car fixed. Thanks...

Blowjob Etiquette (by A Female)
1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol. 10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've jus

Caught By The Kid
A little boy walks into his parents room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom see's her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dress's quickly and goes to find him. The son see's his mom and asks' "What were you and dad doing?" The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it." "You're wasting your time." says the boy. "Why is that?" asked him mom, puzzled. "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."

Deep Thoughts
Deep Thoughts Always remember, 49.9% of your friends are below average. It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. If at first you don't succeed, blame it on your parents. The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil. For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers. 14% of Americans surveyed agree that Puerto Rico should not be the 51st state because "that extra star would make the flag look bad." 23% of Perot voters say, "The candidate I vote for usually loses." 17% of college graduates would punch themselves really hard in the face for $50. 28% of Americans think that our army's high-tech military equipment is too expensive to risk in combat. One third of American women agree that baseb

Groucho Marx
Quotes by Groucho Marx Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of your fellow man. Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you. I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members. I must confess, I was born at a very early age. It is better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all. Hello, I must be going. Either he's dead or my watch has stopped. Women should be obscene and not heard. Time wounds all heels. Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted. Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife. Do you think I could buy back my introduction to you? Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

Top Ten Things Men Shouldn't Say Out Loud At Victoria's Secret
10 Does this come in children's sizes? 9 No Thanks. Just Sniffing. 8 I'll be in the dressing room going blind. 7 Mom will love this. 6 Do you have this with a Dallas Cowboys Logo on it? 5 No need to wrap it up, I'll eat it here. 4 Will you model this for me??? 3 Oh honey, you'll never squeeze your fat ass into that! 2 45 bucks?? You're just gonna end up NAKED anyway!! 1 The Miracle What??? This is better than world peace!!

Priest Holmes To Be In Camp!
Well, it looks like RB Priest Holmes, who has been injured the past 2 seasons, is makin a comeback. But for wut reasons? Is it because he truly wants to make a comback cus he believes hes not finished in the NFl? So he can excite the fans with explosive runs once again?....or maybe its the $9 Million in salary he'll have to give back if he retires or dont play (remember he sat out all of last season and got paid). Somethin in his contract has somethin bout that from the reports i heard. But some things i wonder about this whole scenario. For instance, the offense isnt the same kinda offense it once was. Sure he might look sharp in drills durin camp but wut about takin a live game hit? These are a few things, among others, that must be looked at when a player of Priest's caliber tries to make a comeback after bein out 2 seasons. Then again maybe the Chiefs welcome the idea of him bein in camp cause then that kinda puts pressure on LJ for when he holds out in camp. Alot of things to look

Idea...lets See If Ya'll Think Im Nuts...haha
Since I was a child, paranormal things have always fascinated me. I've had many people, even some doctors and children psychologists refer to me as a portal. Investigating these paranormal activities, has honestly been one of the most exhilirating things I've ever done, and I've done my fair share of drugs, and living the fast life. I started out with a flashlight, lots of batteries, a voice recorder and a digital camera. It's gotten me some solid evidence, but I need more proof, or verification. I'd love to be able to set up a team, even if its just a small one, because the more people that see this, and experience the things I have, and even my husband have, it helps put us all kind of at ease. Locations, and people willing to let us PROFESSIONALLY investigate areas, and homes would be wonderful to come by. It's not always easy to take your time in an abandoned building, damn cops! I would like to find a team that is PROFESSIONAL! None of the crappy witchy voodoo and Quija boards.

Dr. Timothy Leary
Each religion has got their own way of making you feel like a victim. The Christians say "you are a sinner", and you better just zip up your trousers and give the money to the pope and we'll give you a room up in the hotel in the sky. Timothy Leary's Last Trip (1997) Throughout human history, as our species has faced the frightening, terrorizing fact that we do not know who we are, or where we are going in this ocean of chaos, it has been the authorities — the political, the religious, the educational authorities — who attempted to comfort us by giving us order, rules, regulations, informing — forming in our minds — their view of reality. To think for yourself you must question authority and learn how to put yourself in a state of vulnerable open-mindedness, chaotic, confused vulnerability to inform yourself. I am 100 percent in favor of the intelligent use of drugs, and 1,000 percent against the thoughtless use of them, whether caffeine or LSD. And drugs are not central to m

Abbie Hoffman
"We are here to make a better world. No amount of rationalization or blaming can preempt the moment of choice each of us brings to our situation here on this planet. The lesson of the '60s is that people who cared enough to do right could change history. We didn't end racism but we ended legal segregation. We ended the idea that you could send half-a-million soldiers around the world to fight a war that people do not support. We ended the idea that women are second-class citizens. We made the environment an issue that couldn't be avoided. The big battles that we won cannot be reversed. We were young, self-righteous, reckless, hypocritical, brave, silly, headstrong and scared half to death. And we were right" "..you just get stoned, get the ideas in your head and then do 'em. And don't bullshit. I mean that's the thing about doin' that guerrilla theatre. You be prepared to die to prove your point. " "Smoking dope and hanging up Che's picture is no more a commitment than drin

Cannibals
Five cannibals get appointed as engineers in a defense company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says, "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat. So please don't trouble any of the other employees." The cannibals promised. Four weeks later the boss returns and says, "You're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you. However, one of our janitors has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to him?" The cannibals all shake their heads no. After the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others, "Which of you idiots ate the janitor?" A hand raises hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals replies, "You fool! For four weeks we've been eating Team Leaders, Supervisors and Project Managers and no one noticed anything, and you have to go and eat the janitor!"

One In A Million
A guy who lives at Lake Conroe (50 miles north of Houston ) saw a ball bouncing around kind of strange in the lake and went to investigate. It turned out to be a big catfish who had obviously tried to swallow a basketball which became stuck in its mouth!! The fish was totally exhausted from trying to dive, but unable to because the ball would always bring him back up to the surface. The guy tried numerous times to get the ball out, but was unsuccessful. He finally had his wife cut the ball in order to deflate it and release the hungry catfish. You probably wouldn't have believed this, if you hadn't seen the following pictures... -------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------- Be kinder than necessary. 'Cause everyone you meet is fighting some kind

Today July 25
Wow! Drunkin fights are the best haha. My roomate had his girlfriend over last night and us and like 5 other friends went to the bar and she stayed the night. At like 3 AM she knocked on my door screaming and I opened up the door and she started laughing. I knocked on my roomates door and told him to put the bitch to bed haha. He then got into my face and we almost got into a fight...dont worry I would have kicked both of their asses lol. Other than that disturbance its a good day....just so fucking hot.....whats up winter? Have a great day everyone! Dont forget to rate and comment me!!!!

Things Best Left Unsaid
Employees put up with a lot of shit. When jerks come into their store treating them like crap, there is a lot that goes through an employees mind they just can't just say without loosing their jobs... You are obviously smarter than me, so if YOU can't figure it out, what the hell makes you think I can? No, sir, I'm not hard-of-hearing, neither am I stupid. You just don't speak good English. Do you notice that your bad behaviour is embarrassing your wife? Do you want me to go ahead and call the manager, or do you want me to wait till you're REALLY pissed off? I can tell you right now I'm not going to give you very good service, because I think you're drunk or possibly on drugs, and frankly, you scare the hell out of me. No, sir, I can't do math in my head, but I can spell diarrhea. I realize I'm ignoring you, but you're in here every three days with your bratty kid and you never buy anything you don't return. Shame on you for using such language in front of your

This Will Make You Feel Old....
Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if: U remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain , and Two Stupid Dogs. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE! You just cant resist finishing this... "Iiiiiiin west philladelphia born and raised..." and in the playground was when i spent all of my days =D You always used to say, "im rubber your glue, whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you." You remember TGIF on ABC. Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World. You remember when, 2Pac and Selena died. You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes

Deep In My Heart
So far away yet so deep in my heart Miles and fears keep us apart Meeting this way, how real can it be? Why can't I find the courage to see? I long for your touch, your kiss, your embrace To see the emotions revealed in your face To look in those eyes and know this is true To give myself completely to you You asked for my heart, please take it, its yours For you are the one who reopened those doors My dream is to be with you, to be your girl To share your life, belong in your world I will get to you, dont give up on me Deep in my heart forever you'll be.

I Think I Am Destined To Be Alone
I don't understand it. I fall hard for women who have, at the most, liked me as a great guy. The one or two times I have found myself where the attraction was mutual, it has always failed for one reason or another. I am not giving up, but it is getting harder and harder to get up the nerve to open my heart. I know I don't open my heart as much as I use to, but 2002 tore so much out of me, I know I will never fully heal. The day is coming sooner than later when I will be torn apart that way again, and if I have no one to lean on, (I'm talking about a significant other), I am very scared what it will do to me. I almost didn't survive 2002 if not for some VERY important family and friends. I am pretty certain the next time it will take someone who will be able to hold me at 3 am when I am staring at a gun, or any of 1000 ways to end it. I know this is bleak, but right now, my future is bleak.

Learn About Me...
I do have bad intentions from every word I say. I'm not to be played with. Every move you make sets a trigger in my mind to help me understand you. I have standards for friends. I'll except you once you prove to me you can be trusted and no longer feel the pain of insecurity... so let the razor cut the soft spot on your heel. This is not enough to feed the hungry Don't blow my sunshine... I want the effing HARSH truth, not some pretty lie. And if you're going to message me saying some bull I don't particuarly care about, you're going to receive a few choice words from me. And eventually be blocked. You're a waste of space on Gods green earth if you're going to judge me from this. I say, grow a brain big enough to comperhend me. Use this context to figure what's going on with my mind... Try to surprise me. Don't try to bring me down. I'll just label you as a loser with nothing better to do than take someone down with you. I don't believe it's lonely at the top. It's lonely at the bo

I Guess It Perpetual
I guess it perpetual I suppose you can say I've always been a strong willed person. When a bridge is burned with me... it is very slowly repaired or not at all. I don't understand myself when it comes to this one guy. Just this one. He's got me fucked up in the head. Most people can't hurt me the way he does. I try to forget him, but just can't. Last night I nearly stratched a hole into my skin in agony. I begged God to let me get over this guy. This worthless guy keeps fucking me over, and he knows I'll be back for more. I've always been in control of any sort of relationship. (I wear the pants? No...) But the second I met this punk I have been a complete nut for him. He doesn't have a clue. And no, the day I tell him wont be soon either. I can't hate myself more than I do right now for being such an idiot and loving this guys who will probably... scratch that.... who I know will NEVER love me back.

Mick Jagger
The killing of Brian Jones can be seen in the paralell career of Allen Klein. From Klein took over as Sam Cooke's manager in 1964 to the vanishing tapes of Brian and Hendrix'last sessions. When Brian was dead he went for the Beatles. The killing of Sam Cooke is a mystery. He was shot (by Bertha Franklin, the manager of a hotel he had stayed) when he was looking for a hooker who had stolen his clothes and money. He was without clothes when he was found in the reception. Cuote:In her autobiography, Rage To Survive, singer Etta James claimed that she viewed Cooke's body in the funeral home and that the injuries she observed were well beyond what could be explained by the official account of Franklin alone having fought with Cooke. James described Cooke as having been so badly beaten that his head was nearly decapitated from his shoulders, his hands were broken and crushed and his nose was mangled. This seems very strange since Sam Cooke had attacked a woman, alone, and was sho

Who Is Jack Schitt
WHO IS JACK SCHITT For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rath

The Road Runner
The Road Runner The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other female roadrunners around, he decided to look around. He happened to spot a lovely dove. Bzzzzzz... down he goes and feathers are flying, lots of dust in the air and the dazed dove is lying there with a smile and says, "I'm a dove and I've been loved!" The Roadrunner is still not satisfied. He spots a Lark flying around and zooms down on her. Again, feathers are flying around and dust is in the air and the dazed Lark is lying there and said, "I'm a Lark and I've been sparked" The Roadrunner is still not satisfied and spots a Duck. He zooms down and again feathers are flying and a lot of squawkings and dust flying in the air, and the roadrunner takes off. The Duck is lying there really pissed off, and says "I'm a Drake and there's been a mistake!

On My Knees With Folded Hands
On my knees, with folded hands, I thank the Lord each day; For when I think of life itself It makes me want to pray. Most of my friends are dead and gone; You’ll find flowers where they lay. I know that some of them, To heaven found their way. So many times I've looked up To heaven in the night, Asking answers from our Lord Who's always in my sight. Any day could be my last, There's no time to fuss or fight. There's just time to be loved. Who cares who's wrong or right.

Why
Why do Men think that they have to lie to impress a girl? If you are just truthful from the beginning then there is nothing that you have to explain later. There is no good reason to lie to someone. It makes it real hard for a girl to put her heart out there when every man she comes in contact with lies to her. There are few that don't but 90% do. Whether it is stealing, lying about how you look or lying about anything it is just not right and not fair to the other person. You don't have to pretend to be something you are not just be yourself and the rest will fall into place. So all you men out there that lie grow up and realize you don't have to lie to impress us just be truthful is it that hard.

Hahaha
i may be fast, i may be quick, all these nasty girl want to suck my dick.... i may be slow..... i may be hard if u want me u have to show me ur card "ID" lol if u dont u can forget about talkin just turn around and keep walkin.....if that makes u sad, well thats just to bad...ur sister of 24 i may of already had lol.... peace out.

One Way Ticket
I've bought myself a one way ticket to your heart. It doesn't matter if the journey's long As long as I get there in the end to in your heart as 'two' beat as one. Will be one breath, the air we breathe. We'll soar above on wings of love. There's no stopping me now I've my ticket in hand. A 'first class' pass is all I need. As I know in my heart there's no looking back. And hope you'll be pleased as I'll never, ever, let you leave.

You Thought I Wasn't
When you thought I wasn't looking, I felt you kiss me good night, And I felt loved. When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw tears come from your eyes, And I learned that sometimes things hurt, But it's all right to cry. When you thought I wasn't looking, I saw that you cared And I wanted to be everything that I could be. When you thought I wasn't looking, I looked ... And wanted to say thanks for all the things I saw When you thought I wasn't looking.

A Hug
A hug to say I need you A hug to say I care when the nights are cold and lonely I promise I'll be there Though the miles seperate us my love for you still grows Though I can't be there to hold you You're always in my heart Just close your eyes a moment just listen carefully You'll hear my voice calling in the whisper of the breeze You'll know that I am with you as each new sunrise comes You'll know how much I love you as the moon softly sheds her light As you lay there sweetly sleeping feel the touch of my loving hands A hug to say I Love You till we're together again . . .

Memory
We shared a memory that will last a life time, The way our lips touched was like a shock sent down my spine You leaned in, i leaned in and we connected as one, I can tell now that the love that we share will be alot of fun You sent a tingle form my head to my toes, Why i felt that way, god only knows I have said it a million times before, It wont hurt just to say it again that, i love you more You are my dream coming true, and you will always be the one that i come running to. You have my whole intire heart, just don't brake it or I will fall a part Love is a special thing, So

Im Sorta Stepping On Toe S.. In Here So Read On About My Religion>and My Battles For Our Lord>
I do belive in God Almighty : I ask no one else to follow my faith or belief. I just Do as God ask of me . No man can turn me away from my Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ> He came to me . he saved me from out of a hell I dont know why ?> He gave me a new beginning in him> Now some friends are angry and also saying im Delusional > No.. Im sound Of mind .. I Dont want to change anyones way thinking , Im only standing strong in my Lords love and doing as he ask of me.. Placing word and schripture here for these that need it and prayers too. I know by doing ths im to be percuseted and I am in no fear of any man. God Created all . In my heart he is first formost Praise God !.. xoxox hugs diana

Update.
Well. It's been like forever since I wrote a blog. Anyways. So to update everyone. Mike is coming home for good in Jan. Im so flippin excited. God I love that man. I miss him so freakin much. He is doing great, if you guys want to send care packages then let me know... Ill send u his address. He would really appreciate it. That or letters are always great to keep him going. He would like to hear from friends and anyone really. Make his time go faster. So about me... Im moving back to n.c On the 31st. Im way way way excited. I mis sit so much. People say once you get married & move out its so hard to move back home. it is. I dont advise it. lol Im married now and I want my own house and so on. My friend Neva is moving back with me. She needs a change of pace and def needs to start over and get her life back on track. it will be goof for th eboth of us. Ill have someone to keep me entertained and help things go by faster. So I finished my Physical Therapy school. YAY ME! lol When I g

Please Advise Your Daughters And Pass On!!
A TERRIFYING AND HORRID THOUGHT SUBJECT: PLEASE ADVISE YOUR DAUGHTERS AND PASS ON A woman at the nightclub in Cobar on Saturday night was taken by 5 men, who according to hospital and police reports, gang raped her before dumping her. Unable to remember the events of the evening, tests later confirmed the repeated rape along with traces of Rohypnol in her blood, with Progesterex, which is essentially a small sterilization pill. This drug is now being used by rapists at parties to rape and sterilize their victims. Progesterex is available to vets to sterilize large animals. Rumor has it that Progesterex is being used together with Rohypnol, the date rape drug. As with Rohypnol, all they have to do is drop it into the girls drink. The girl can't remember a thing the next morning, of all that had taken place the night before. Progesterex,

Once Upon A Time
Once upon a time John, and Pamela lived in canada. His mother Jessica from America came to visit and she suspects of a relationship between the two, and this had onlymade her more curious. Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered,"I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Pamela and I are just roommates." Than about 3 days later Jessica heads back to America. About 4 days later, Pamela came to John saying,"Ever since your mother left, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it do you?" "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote: Dear mother, I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house,I'm not saying that you "did not" take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you left back to America. Love, John. Several days later, Joe received an email from his mother which read: Dear Son, I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Pamela, an

Omg-listen
Little Johnny watched his Daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, Johnny followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could not contain himself, he ran home and started to tell his mother. "Mommy I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane . . . ." At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny this is such an interesting story suppose you save the rest of it for supper time.I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight". At the dinner table Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he he

She Was So Blonde...
...she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate". ...she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. ...she got stabbed in a shoot-out. ...she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DONT WALK". ...she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday. ...she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. ...she sat on the TV and watched the couch. ...she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. ...she tried to drown a fish. ...she thought a quarterback was a refund. ...she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. ...if you gave her a penny for intelligence, you'd get change back. ...they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade. ...under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics". ...she tripped over a cordless phone. ...she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. ...at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here".. she p

The Cabbie And The Blowjob
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket -- If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home. So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting. He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to send the driver money from home, he offered him his credit card numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc. but to no avail. The cabbie said (adopt appropriate dialect), "If you don't have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!" So the businessman was forced to hitch-hike to the airport and was barely in time to catch his flight. One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to get a cab ride back to the airport. Well wh

6 Double Vodkas
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodkas." The barman says "Wow!, you must have had one hell of a day." "Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay." The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today, the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!" On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas. The bartender says "Geez! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?". "Yeah, my wife..."

Bravo!!!!!!!!!
This pilot hit the nail on the head in his open letter. He needs to be awarded a Medal for having the TESTICULAR FORTITUDE to say all this in a very profound way! The newspaper stated today that some Muslim doctor is saying we are profiling him because he has been checked three times while getting on an airplane. The following is a letter from a pilot. This well spoken man, who is a pilot with American Airlines, says what is in his heart, beautifully.... Read, absorb and pass this on. "YOU WORRY ME!" By American Airlines Pilot - Captain John Maniscalco I've been trying to say this since 9-11, but you worry me. I wish you didn't. I wish when I walked down the streets of this country that I love, that your color and culture still blended with the beautiful human landscape we enjoy in this country. But you don't blend in anymore. I notice you, and it worries me. I notice you because I can't help it anymore. People from your homelands, professing to

Talk To You All Later
Well the time is near and I am almost out here. Come the 30th I will be going to work at 8 am and I get off at 5 pm. Once I am off work I will be starting my journey back to West Virginia. Today I got a call from my ATL out in Washington PA asking me if I was still planning on making it out there. I told him yes I was leaving here Moday the 30th at around 5 pm to head up there. I told him the I will be ready to work on the 6th of August. I am going to be training a new tech they hired out there for a couple o months till the new store in Wheeling West Virginia open up. Then I am going to be opening up that store, I did find out that I will not be the only tech in the new store there is actually going to be 2 of us and the other person will be already trained and infact has been with the company for a while soIwont have to worry about training there once that store opens. So that is a good relief. I can't wait to get back home and see some old freinds and family members and looking fo

Think
This may make you stop and think... Why do we sleep in church, but when the ceremony is over we suddenly wake up? Why is it so hard to talk about God, but so easy to talk about sex? Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it easy to read Playboy? Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace message, Yet we repost the nasty ones? Why are churches getting smaller, But bars and clubs are growing? Think about it, are you going to repost this? Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? Just remember God is always watching you. Repost this as "Mature Eyes Only." 80% of you won't repost this. The Lord said: "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my father

Rope Of Love By: Deaundra
It seemed like through everything we came out on top. But when this test came ova our love began to fade away and eventually it stopped. Even though we've officially broke it off and called it quits Our love will continue on through all of it. We've went our seperate ways but i'll neva forget how u brighten up my darkest days. You see people ask if u did all this for me, why are we not together.... But i say we came in each others life all wrong but left makin each other betta. You taught me all about the L the O the V and the E L was for all the love we made complete O is for how we opened each others heart and became each others heart beat. V is for the vows we neva broke E is for the endless knot of love that tied our love to a rope So no matter how far we are apart This rope can always pull us back into each others heart

Ok Cherry Guys This Ones For You If Your Lucky Its A Sure Winner Go For It Good Luck Peace.............
So you went out with somebody and thought they were absolutely amazing. She was the hottest, sexiest woman of the moment. So, how do you capitalize on the success of a great first date? Here are 10 sure-fire ways to get that second date: 1. Ask her out again at the end of the first date. Invite her to do something she told you she finds exciting. For example, if she likes Mexican food, tell her you know the best Mexican restaurant in town and you want to bring her there Tuesday night. Set up that second date so she doesn't have time to think about the first date, and so she has something to look forward to. 2. Text her or call her the very next day. Either text her a simple message that says "Had a great time last night...Looking forward to the next time." Or, call her and leave a message and tell her the same thing over the phone. 3. Don't agree with everything she says. Challenge her mind. If you agree with everything she says, she'll look at you as being weak. If you agree w

Pray For My Friend
u all may not know this.. but about a year ago some one i love very much was dieing of a brain tumor.. he is a young man.. not like he has had a ful life.. an death is his peace in this world.. he is only in his 30s has a son thats 14.. lost his true love only to have her as a friend forever.. last year.. he went in with a 50% change to live.. he fell in a coma for weeks.. death at his door knocking.. an we could only pray for god to let us have him longer.. an now its back.. his changes are 98% of living.. :( trust me tears fill my eyes.. an my heart acks like it did the last time i was losing my best friend.. he goes in mon morning.. i dont know if this is my last time to talk to him.. an i hope its not.. he is a wonderful man.. good father.. great cop.. just a all around great man.. fun and just a big goof.. it hurts me to know that this could be it.. i remember dieing with him.. me and his gf at the time.. it was bad.. all we could do was cry.. stopped eating and drinkking.. we jus

Once Vivid
My heart It is black It is cold I have no feeling left It was stolen from me All that I am Behind a blank stare Eyes once vivid So not to be again I am not acknowledged My presence not known Ignored for so long Now I do not live Emptiness is all that I am The darkness my home Shadows are my only friend I'm weary and scared Thoughts of death once frightening Life, always what I wanted Neither am I afraid of My heart, colder than ice.

Cancer
Friday, July 27, 2007 Merc Oppos Sat You are likely to distance yourself from others now, feeling the need to withdraw and reflect. Your thoughts are inclined to be heavy, critical, and pessimistic at this time, so it would be good to realize that you are only seeing part of the picture and perhaps seek the advice of an older, experienced person who has passed through some of the challenges you face. This can also be a time of leaving, separating from friends, and choosing a new way.

Friday Links: Worst Of, Download The O&a Show, New Photos, Interns Needed, Traveling Virus In Detroit, New Videos Online
The Opie and Anthony Show is in 'Worst Of' mode today, so sit back, relax, have a frosty beverage or seven...and enjoy some custom tailored Worst Of Opie and Anthony. Remember kids, if you missed ANY of this week's shows, you can hear them online via Audible: DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 7/27/07 DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 7/26/07 DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 7/25/07 DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 7/24/07 DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 7/23/07 It's about that time again, boys and girls... We're looking for Opie and Anthony Show INTERNS for the fall semester! Gather your cover letters and resume's and APPLY ONLINE NOW! Thanks to E Rock, we have a new batch of O&A Show Photos online: Fez Whatley On The Stripper Pole Les Stroud/Survivor Man visits Opie and Anthony Bret Michaels Visits The Opie and Anthony Show Extreme Male Camel Toe Thursday If you can't be at the show, You can still PRETEND you went there...with an OFFICIAL Traveling Virus T-Shirt, made of real lips and assholes (so we're told... we cou

Fubar
I'm not going to say I love fubar. That would be gay. fubar is totally a dude. But I do enjoy the free service offered and the place to write stupid things like this. But sometimes, things on fubar just pop out at me as so incredibly moronic that I feel compelled to become a pompous ass. "If you post content that is offensive, adult, or NSFW (Not Safe For Work), your account will be deleted." That is a fubar policy it seems. Which is moronic because fubar provides a NSFW tag for the content we can upload. Go ahead, load your content, and if it's not safe for work just mark it as such. But if you post that content, fubar will delete you. That's like saying... oh hell. Even I am bored with this damn entry. Boobs are neat.

My Friend Nicole Richie God Bless Her I Hope You Learn From This We Will Chat Soon Bye For Now Peace...............
GLENDALE, Calif. - Nicole Richie pleaded guilty Friday to driving under the influence of drugs and was sentenced to four days in jail by a judge who said she was lucky nobody was killed when she drove the wrong way on a freeway. Richie, who got credit for time served, was also given three years' probation. THIS IS A BREAKING NEWS UPDATE. Check back soon for further information. AP's earlier story is below. GLENDALE, Calif. (AP) — Nicole Richie pleaded guilty Friday to driving under the influence of drugs and was sentenced to four days in jail by a judge who said she was lucky nobody was killed when she drove the wrong way on a freeway. Richie, who got credit for time served, was also given three years' probation.THX FOR READING CHERRYS PEACE AND PLEASE (DONT DRINK AND DRIVE) THX (DIAMOND DANDY RANDY)

Ok Cherrys Funny Blonde Jokes Haha Im Blonde Who Cares Have Fun Peace.........
Blonde Jokes Posted: 07/27/2007 1:55 PM During a blizzard, a blond gets off work, goes out to her car and remembering her daddy's advice, waits for a snow plow to come by so she can follow it. Sure enough, the plow arrives and she follows it, feeling very smug as they continue, and her drive is problem free. After an hour passes, she is surprised to see the snow plow stop, the driver get out and walk back to her car. He motions for her to roll down her window, asks if she is all right, as she has been following him for a long time. She tells him she is fine, and of her father's advice to follow a plow. The driver replies that's fine with him and she can continue if she wants, "but" he is done with Wal-Mart parking lot and heading over to Sears. 2) Ok next joke Blonde calls 911 and says "I think my hunting partner has died of a heart attack"!! Operator "first, go be sure if he's dead or not" ( Heard loudly in background ) BANG !! Blonde "OK, now what...?" 3)o

~pisces Rising~
Suffering is an opportunity for enlighten... Suffering is a natural part of life it can make us either bitter or wise It is high-quality medicine for the soul, but you have to know how to use it. If you use it wrong you shut life out. If you use it right, you open up and become softer and wiser. It takes courage. From the beginning of time suffering has been a portal to spiritual advancement. All you have to do is enter.

Usb Flash Drives
ANYONE WANT??? $10 - see descrip (contact me for pic) USB FLASH WITH EMERGENCY INFO STORED - also has red laser light on it. A USB FLASH drive is basically portable computer memory. D.A.R.E uses them in their program for children. But my thought: Why just kids....what about the elderly, people with health issues, the parents of children, or anyone who just wants to make sure they can be identified if anything was to happen. Police have computers in their cars, and when things happen, are they not usually the first to show up. All the police have to do, is plug this baby into their laptops and BAM....there you are. They now have your name, address, er contacts, health issues, current picture, and whatever other important info you want to put on it. I have several of these..... You can put the info on them yourself....or I can do it for you....Same price either way.....$10 INFO CAN BE UPDATED EASILY They come with a string style lanyard to put around your ne

Track About My Love...uncompleted
Sprung.............. Shorty theres a passion between me & you....Ain't too much we ain't been through, It's like I got my cake and ate it too.This is why I'm your man & your my boo! When I look into your eyes it's like Im under a spell.....like Im relaxin in heaven and overcame hell.......Glad to be your Mr. with you as my Mrs..there's a special kind of love behind all of our kisses...Come home after a hard day I got the bubble bath ready.....take it to the room and I'll sex you steady....Not a rich man but Ill put in work to get what your missin'...If you need to relieve stress you know I'm here to listen Shorty there's a passion between me & you...Ain't too much we ain't been through, It's like I got my cake and ate it too..This is why I'm your man & your my boo! When my skies are cloudy and I feel like the sun will never shine....your my life support and keep me on the grind.. if it's time to put in work you always have the time....the kisses we exchange foreve

Ppl Who Cant Drink
on i was drinking last night well a lil after a while my neighbor and my nephiew get into0 it over a cig i was doing my best ot ingore the bull well low and behold my neighbor acusses me of taking sides truths is i took no sides it was as stipud argument so well he pushed the limit i told his ass to head home we got to argiung and well nex thing im wailing on his ass lmmfao he said he was gonna call his dad hes 21 OMG if u was me what would u do whoop ass like i did or 'what well i did what i had to do its not the first time plus he is a nuisance funny thing is he told me not to touch him i poked his ass oh man clazsic well hes no longet allowed imn my yard or i will stomp a muddhole in him

Burn My Heart
What tip my heart all these years someone telling me now that I’m date worthy material. Well American what someone tell me when I was born. Gosh darn, date people around here in my state just sucks. You have to know somebody through somebody to be friends I mean you have to grow I mean you have to be born here in my state to date someone, if you been out of darn and just moved here they look at you different. I have to live it . that’s why I make friends on line in person around here just sucks big time

Pleasure Or Pain?
I sit between your legs and I work your cock to the point where the head swells and gets shinny because the skin is stretched out. I lick, suck, nibble, stroke, massage, pinch, flick, and admire every inch. It is so sensitive now and you moan with each little lick I take. I squeeze the shaft and see some clear liquid coming out. I smile and dip my tongue into it and slowly pull away as I make eye contact with you. It stretches with me and that clear string of precum looks fantastically erotic. I know this means you are close, but don’t cum yet, I need to play more with you. As I bring you to that edge again the precum flows without my squeezing. I take my thumb and forefinger and pick it up from the tip of your cock and rub my fingers together and reach for my hard clit and massage it in. I love to have some of you on my clit for you to taste later. My lips surround your swollen head and I gently suck as my tongue explores your slit. I then lick you from the tip to your balls and

The Rain Between Our Lips
It is humid as hell. It's a close suffocating heat that saps me of the strength to walk at a normal productive pace. I am wearing a short white t-shirt style dress. It doesn't belong to me. It does not fit. Halfway through the slow measured shuffle to the coffee shop, a three-and-a-half block voyage I make two times each day, I am caught in a sudden torrential downpour. From searing hot sun to sheets of sideways rain, as always, it comes with little warning. This is more than common - this brief, but violent late afternoon cleansing - throughout the month of June, here in South Miami. I know better than to wear white. Soaked through as I round the corner of Tenth and West, the thin knit fabric clings to me. I hate the way it feels against my skin. I want to tear it off. I want to rip it from my body and hurl it into the street. Though I know they can all see right through it, I am impervious to the hungry sting of strange eyes penetrating the sopping garment. I am only grateful

Plunging You
Your sultry voice is etched in my mind. My body was alight with fire at the sound of your voice. I can still hear your heavy breaths long after our phone conversation ended. I'm still wanting you. I'm still wet. I'm filled with desire. I straddle my office chair, the leather back cold against my breasts. I begin to rock at the memory of your voice.....chair squeaking as I move back and forth, I place my purple vibe on my clit, positioned so no hands are needed. Just the lazy movement of my wet pussy gliding against the length of it. I wish we were watching each other on our cams, only your deep eyes I see, I bare all to you. You know I want to straddle you this way, inhaling your lustful aroma, teasing the tip of your cock before I bring you deep within me. I move the vibe inside me, ride it slowly, lazily. To my surprise and delight, I can control the speed with my movements. Moving in circles, right is slower, left is faster. Fast....Slow.....Fast....Slow, on and on. Watching

I Said Yes, I Said Yea
Dam deedle dee dam dam Little girl, where did you come from Try a little bit to make my mouth dribble Come on baby, let's ride away in the rain Baby you drive me crazy Drive my poor heart hazy Just a little bit A little while with you Come on baby, let's ride away in the rain She said yeah, dam deedle dee dam dam She said yeah, dam deedle dee dam dam She said yeah, yeah yeah yeah Come on baby I want to make love to you Well you drive me crazy Dam deedle dee dam dam My love is lazy Dam deedle dee dam dam Little miss I want to kiss Come on baby, won't you do what I wish She said yeah, dam deedle dee dam dam She said yeah, dam deedle dee dam dam She said yeah, yeah yeah yeah Come on baby I want to make love to you Yeah, ow! Well I got the feeling, dam deedle dee dam dam In my soul, dam deedle dee dam dam I'm gonna love you, you know One night or another Come on baby, let me hear you say you love me She said yeah, dam

Remember
Remember that a little love goes a long way. Remember that a lot... goes forever. Remember that friendship is a wise investment. Life's treasures are people... together. Realize that it's never too late. Do ordinary things in an extraordinary way. Have health and hope and happiness. Take the time to wish upon a star. And don't ever forget... for even a day... How very special you are.

A Golden Chain
Friendship is a Golden Chain, The links are friends so dear, And like a rare and precious jewel It's treasured more each year... It's clasped together firmly With a love that's deep and true, And it's rich with happy memories and fond recollections, too... Time can't destroy its beauty For, as long as memory lives, Years can't erase the pleasure That the joy of friendship gives... For friendship is a priceless gift That can't be bought or sold, But to have an understanding friend Is worth far more than gold... And the Golden Chain of Friendship Is a strong and blessed tie Binding kindred hearts together As the years go passing by.

Real Friend
A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself (and doesn't feel even the least bit weird shutting your coke/Pepsi drawer with his foot!) A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears. A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book. A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean. A simple friend hates it when you call after they've gone to bed. A real friend asks you why you took so long to call. A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems. A real friend seeks to help you with your problems. A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it. A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument. A real friend calls you

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Are You Worried About Wireless Raditation
Are you worried about wireless radiation? Are you worried about wireless radiation? A Panorama investigation has highlighted potential risks from wireless (Wi-Fi) networks. The programme found some classrooms had radio frequency radiation levels three times those of a mobile phone mast. While mobile masts are not permitted to be sited near schools, 70% of secondaries and 50% of primaries use wireless networks. The levels are still 600 times below the Government's safety limits and the official line says there are no risks of adverse health effects. However, some scientists on the Panorama programme linked similar radiation levels with an increase in cases of cancer, short-term memory loss and lower concentration capacity. Do you think it is time the Government held a proper investigation? Are you happy about your children being exposed to the radiation in schools? Is it time to unplug the Wi-Fi transmitter in your home? Have your say. Please post your message at the end of

I Love You
I Love You By: Jen Peterson I love you for the happiness you bring to me each day. I love you for the tenderness that lies within your heart. I love you for the way you said "I miss you" when we're apart. I love you for your patience when I've done something wrong. I love youu for your laughter that lingers like a song. I love you for the gentle way you cheer me up when I'm sad. I love you for the little things you do to make me glad. I love you for the life you helped me to see. I love you for your love and being so honest and true but most of all, I love how you love me for who I am.

Thoughts From Women About Being A Woman
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Ok All You Cherrys This Is Relationship Dos And Donts We All Live And Learn Everyday Good Luck Peace(diamond Dandy Randy) Peace.................
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~for Life Of You~
You show me that i'm not alone. Your heart belongs to someone special. We can hold each other through life. Dream upon a dream towards you. A life without you is like losing your best friend. Your gentle voice surrounds my heart. The touch of your hand is a mystical feature along my body. You're eyes glimmer towards the sound of my voice or seeing me. Loving someone like you is a blessing. Having you by my side through life absolutly would become perfect. Your sweet lips surround my becoming an exciting rythem. Holding me in your arms to keep me secure. You are the one I see and feel. If I lost you i'd be lost myself in life. Treasure me cause you can't no other woman. Protect the one you love from harm. You spark me up with just everything. Caring for you and loving you is not what no one else can do. I'd never betray you cause life won't be complete without you at all.

Love Is But A Song We Sing...
Love is but a song we sing Hear a way we die You can make the mountains ring Hear the angels cry Tho' the dove is on the wing You need not know why Hey, people now Smile on your brother Let me see you get together Love one another right now Some will come and some will go We shall surely pass When the wind that left us here Returns for us at last We are but a moment's sunlight Fading on the grass Hey, people now Smile on your brother Let me see you get together Love one another right now Hey, people now Smile on your brother Let me see you get together Love one another right now If you hear the song I'm singing You will understand You hold the key to love and fear All in your trembling hand One key unlocks them both, you know It's at your command

How I Like My Pussy Ate.
95% of females can't cum from sex UNLESS, they're on top..and they're on top why? so they can stimulate their clit..by doin' their lil snake charm grindin' grab on our pelvic bones..which..really does nothin' for us..so the key is..eat pussy first..make her cum a few times...numb her up..then hammer away or soft and slow with alot of vaginal teasing with your magic stick to build it all up in the end, however u like...... now once ur in between her legs..don't just fuckin' dive in there like a bum at a thanksgiving charity dinner...take your fuckin'time I know pussy is nearly irresistable...but don't act like it is.. lick her inner thighs, kiss them..kiss around her pussy lips..kiss the lips etc. etc..finally once u've got your tongue on her clit..this is what u do..(u can use ur hands to spread her lips here if u want..that's all preference...it's easier to make em cum w/their lips spread..so u have easier access to their clit) now...roll the tip and somewhat flat part of your tongue

Tupperware Party With A Twist
Sex toys are for sale!! On the evening I visit Julie Bunton's new house in this small farming town that seems to grow more tract homes than crops, family is gathered inside the living room — mothers, daughters, cousins, in-laws — along with a few friends. There is diced fruit, vegetable crudités and a tray with marshmallows ready for dipping into a chocolate fountain. Brooke Reinertsen, a saleswoman for one of those multi-level marketing home-party outfits, is giving a sales presentation. But it sounds nothing like a Tupperware or Mary Kay event. "OK ladies, now rub, lick, blow. Rub, lick, blow. Feel that? You can just about breathe your partner to orgasm with this!" Reinertsen, a no-nonsense 30-year-old suburban mom from Shawnee, Kan., goes on to demonstrate "Gigi," a male masturbation sleeve, by squeezing a generous amount of lubricant into it, then sliding and twisting it up and down the penis-shaped lube bottle. "This is going to make your job so much easier!" she sa

30 Bedroom Boredom Busters
1. Share your deepest fantasies with each other. 2. Kiss with your eyes open.. 3. Extend your foreplay time... considerably. 4. Play truth or dare but keep your questions steered towards the topic at hand. 5. Make love by only candlelight. 6. Try ice... 7. Spend $100 on lingerie. 8. Take a bath or shower together. 9. Write a sensual love story about you and your partner. Leave it for them to read. 10. Use whipped cream... 11. Stay the night at a hotel with a hot tub. 12. Make it a point to touch every inch of your lover's body. 13. Learn more about aphrodisiacs. 14. Give your love a sensual massage. 15. Buy a few love making technique books and read them together. 16. Compliment your love on how they look and while making love. 17. Do a strip dance for them. 18. Spend a day teasing your partner. 19. Make love somewhere other than your home. 20. Experiment with different types of kisses. 21. When your love comes home,

Glass Toys
There are many appealing qualities to a glass dildo. Glass dildos come in various shapes and sizes. There are glass sex toys out there for everyone. Some people fear the use of glass dildos because they are not sure if they are safe for sexual use. A glass dildo is very safe if taken care of properly. I will go into further detail on this matter in my article. Some people find the artistic features of a glass dildo or glass sex toy very arousing. Most glass dildos would make a great decoration in the bedroom. Glass sex toys have a visual appeal you cannot find with any other erotic sex toy. Lets get the basics out of the way and then I will discuss uses. A glass sex toy is durable to a point. If you are using a glass dildo outside the bed, do so with care. If a glass dildo, like any type of glass, if dropped, it could no longer be safe for use. Often sex lube or lubricants are used during sex play. Glass sex toys will become very slippery and hard to hold on to when sex lube i

Male Masturbator Information
No guys, we didn't forget you. Some of the of the hottest things going for guys is a masturbator sleeve, pocket pussies (pussy), pocket pals, and fake pussy. There are many variations to these items to meet just about anyones needs. In this article I will discuss the different types of products, materials, uses, appearances, and care info that may help in deciding what type of masturbator might be right for you. Masturbators are made of various materials. Not all of these materials give the same feeling during use. But then again not all people will get the same feeling from the same product. A pocket pussy can be made of rubber, silicone, jelly, cyberskin, or futurotic materials. It is important to read the instructions on these types of materials. The materials they are made of will determine which types of sex lube or personal lubricant are safe to use. When using a masturbator the best bet is to always use a water-based lube to be on the safe side. Silicone based male sex t

I Just Got Bitched Out By An Dsc Ibic Person.
I was on bbG's fan/rate train. I asked more than once, i believe, to be taken off of it. I don't like to add people just to be point cattle. If you're my friend, I want to talk to you, and vice versa. Well I get a friend request from this person, and I ask them, no disrespect intended, if there were any other reasons that she added me besides the train. We have a brief conversation, and I tell her that I meant no disrespect. She tells me that I may not have meant to, but that was exactly what I did. Then indirectly lumps me in with all the assholes who are rude intentionally--not fair, I didn't mean to be rude. I'm never rude on purpose unless you just piss me off. She then makes a statement that translates to I'm young, so that makes me naive. What the fuck? I guess she had the right to be rude to me since I apparently offended her. But when she told me I was naive because I was young...that's one thing that pisses me off really bad. I'm not a fucking genius, but I am pre

Boredom 1
bein bored sux. thats y we have cable, books, video games, malls, beaches, music, clubs, bars, and our personal favorite,,,, the internet!!! but the internet brings us to b bored 2. idk. y is everyone say they r bored. isnt this supposed to kill boredom? isnt that the reason of bein online? when i started gettin online i used to b on myspace foreva. u couldnt get me off. now i find it borin until i was introduced to fubar. too much to do on hea to b bored. but what happens when i figured everythin out that there is to kno? do i have to find another hobby...lol...??? just a lil sumthin to chew on!!

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I thank God he sent you to me for you and I were meant to be we have a love the nobody can take. In you I found a love so true my heart is filled with love for you everytime I see you my heart skips a beat you make my love whole, and my life so complete. My love for you grows in each passing day thinking of your gorgeous face takes my breath away your beautiful eyes fill my soul with happiness those lucious lips I love to kiss. The day when you become my husband will be the happiest day of my life even thinking of that day makes me smile I can't wait until we walk down the asile. I dream of the day wnen we'll say "I do" for always and forever I will love you.

50 Reasons
50 Reasons why the Yankees Suck 1. George Steinbrenner owns the team. This is a man with the warmth of Pat Buchanan, the patience of Ross Perot, and the credibility of O.J. Simpson. 2. The Yankees honored a truant, Jeffrey Maier, whose interference transformed an out into a series-turning Yankee home run in the 1996 playoffs. 3. Yankee hype resulted in Joe Gordon winning the 1942 MVP award over Triple Crown winner Ted Williams. The "Splendid Splinter" led the American League in six offensive categories; Gordon led in one, most strikeouts. 4. Joe DiMaggio's 56-game hitting streak in 1941 is considered the record in baseball. Why is excellence over two months better than excellence over a season? (DiMaggio had 193 hits that season, sixty-four short of George Sisler's major league record.) 5. They make you envious. Their General Manager is thirty-three years old. Derek Jeter dated Mariah Carey. Joe Torre has spent forty years in baseball. Steinbrenner did not have to go to jai

July 29~weekend
Friday~Damien came to my house n picked me up n took me to my aunts house we went to the Pleasnt Hill carnvial.left a lil bit after we got there cuz hes really not into tht stuff which thts fine no big deal.so we went back to my aunts house chill there in his car for a lil bit lol.thn went down to my grandparents house so he could meet her n talk to her for a lil.thn he left n went home. Saturday~went to the races like always.worked thn after work i hung out with Damien.until he had to go out to race.thn after tht he hung out for a lil until he left n i left the track.he was racing good until something happend i forget what tho lol.alot of other shyt happend but i rather not say so whatever. Sunday~Damien came up for a lil bit.n now its storming.n i dont have much more to say so im out much love britt

In Case One Was Wonderin
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: tara Birthday: january 2nd and don't forget it Birthplace: illadelph Current Location: the lou Eye Color: brown Hair Color: today... i think dark burgandy brown Height: 5'7" Right Handed or Left Handed: both Your Heritage: i'm mixed with bit of italian, polish, african american and a pinch of native american The Shoes You Wore Today: adidas, stan smith's white w/gum sole Your Weakness: guys with green/hazel eyes Your Fears: to be forgotten Your Perfect Pizza: sausage, green peppers and onions or pepperoni and pineapple Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: haven't really thought about that... maybe takin over the world... Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol or brb Thoughts First Waking Up: not again Your Best Physical Feature: umm... dunno Your Bedtime: haven't had a scheduled bedtime since i was 10 Your Most Missed Memory: my father Pepsi or Coke: neither MacDonalds or Burger King: neither...wawa S

Where I Stand
Here I stand, Until the time Was it a crime to see what cannot be touched Hear voices speak words that can't be undone Was it my fault I was invincible To the naked eye, I am invisible I cannot be seen Because no one wants to see me I am different Different from the rest of them So they ignore me But I don't ignore them No one is friendly Why were they so blind Because I am not them I am only mine I am different But I can see But they can't see me I watch them fall Divided they fall Together they die But here I stand Until the end of time Was it a crime that I was unique Original to the human mind I was invisible to there standards Invisible to their lies But as they kneel to beg I watch them beg But here I stand until the end of time Was it a crime for me to live my life A crime for wanting to survive No one would answer So I will wait until the end of time

My Mask
I hide behind a mask You can't see my face Looking at first glance I'm in a happy place The truth is, that's a lie But you can't really tell that in the back of my mind I think the world should rot in hell What's the point of living If we are all going to die What's the point of being happy If in the end we're going to cry But this is something no one sees This is something no one knows And yet deep inside of me This feeling of hatred grows So even though this mask reveals a happy side of me, I use the mask as a shield to look at what others can never see.

Try And Try
I have always seen life for what it really is. Ever since I was a child growing up, hard times are all I know. I had to sit back and watch my mother work from sunset to sundown. I had to sit back and watch my mother work herself to her grave. Nothing ever came easy for her. She always had a heart and kept a smile on her face. Life is like a newborn baby struggling to come out of its mother's womb, life is a struggle true enough, but after all the struggling you have done, and after all the hell you have been through, there is success. Life is nothing but a big struggle, but just keep the faith and focus on your goals. Don't let life beat you or you will be walking around like zombies. Keep on pushing, keep on trying, life can be whatever you make it to be. But life can also be a bowl of cherries with whip cream and apple pie. I say this again; life is what you make of it. You can achieve or conquer anything it throws at you, you can't quit or g

Always
The day you were born, the whole world was blessed These thoughts in my mind to you I must confess The time has come for me to express my true feelings You are the center of my thoughts and the essence of my being What you have brought me I never thought I could procure The gift of comfort, with you I am secure For you have lifted me up from a life filled with sorrow And made me realize there is always a better tomorrow It amazes me how someone can make me feel this way I love you more and more with each passing day You brighten my days and lift my spirits I have felt this for so long and now want you to hear it So you may know the place you hold in my heart You are always with me even when we're apart I truly believe what we have is meant to be Just open your heart and soon you shall see What I am willing to do to keep a smile on your face Just know that I'm here and will be always

What A Thumb-sucking Pin Head!
Rider: Bus Driver Threatened to Boot Me over Cleavage Monday , July 16, 2007 A German driver threatened to throw a young woman off his bus — because she was too sexy. The 20-year-old passenger said the man claimed her busty cleavage was distracting him when he looked in the mirror. He reportedly stopped the bus in the southern town of Lindau and said he could no longer concentrate. The driver then told her to sit somewhere else — otherwise he would throw her off the vehicle. The sales clerk, named Debora D., said she moved to another seat but felt humiliated by the driver. Recalling the incident, the woman told reporters: "Suddenly he stopped the bus. "He opened the door and shouted at me 'Your cleavage is distracting me every time I look into my mirror and I can't concentrate on the traffic. "If you don't sit somewhere else, I'm going to have to throw you off the bus.'" A spokesman for the bus company has defended the man behind the wheel. He said: "The bus driver is allowe

Wiccan Sabbats
Wiccan Sabbats Their History and Rituals Samhain Lore (October 31st) Samhain, (pronounced SOW-in, SAH-vin, or SAM-hayne) means "End of Summer", and is the third and final Harvest. The dark winter half of the year commences on this Sabbat. It is generally celebrated on October 31st, but some traditions prefer November 1st. It is one of the two "spirit-nights" each year, the other being Beltane. It is a magical interval when the mundane laws of time and space are temporarily suspended, and the Thin Veil between the worlds is lifted. Communicating with ancestors and departed loved ones is easy at this time, for they journey through this world on their way to the Summerlands. It is a time to study the Dark Mysteries and honor the Dark Mother and the Dark Father, symbolized by the Crone and her aged Consort. Originally the "Feast of the Dead" was celebrated in Celtic countries by leaving food offerings on altars and doorsteps for the "wandering dead". Today a lot of practiti

Strength In Nothingness
As you stand there gazing at the same moon you wonder is everything you never wanted all you really have? hollow empty eyes bleeding for answers questioning is there more to life than waiting here to die? there's got to be a better way to pass the time Don't let go, nothing will save you it can hold you it can set you free nothing is something worth holding onto "why Don't I feel real?" the question on your mind i believe the more real you are, the harder it is to feel real in this world of illusion to you, for you I beg please grab onto nothing I know nothing is all that's strong enough to hold you.

" C "
Cabala- See Qaballa. The ancient Hebrew magickal system. Call- Invoking divine forces. Candlemas- Pagan sabbat held on Feb. 1. Cantrip- A spell cast by a witch. It is small, quick, and has minimal effects. Cardinal Points- North, East, South, and West. Symbolized by the circle in magic (which connects the points), the four elements, and the watchtowers. Catharsis- The release of magickal energies at the height or climax of a ritual. Essentially the use of energy at the catharsis is the crux of the rite, determining whether its outcome will be successful or not. Cauldron- A feminine symbol of the goddess, also of life, death, and rebirth. This is associated with Cerridwen, a goddess who brewed a magickal cauldron from which a single drop was yielded each year. The consumer of her brew would be granted great wisdom. Today her cauldron survives not only in pagan ritual but in the Christian concept of the holy grail. Censer- A container in which incense is smold

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Gardnerian Tradition- Tradition of witchcraft based on the teachings of Gerald Gardner, who was essentially the founder of modern Wicca, though many covens calling themselves Gardnerian today have expanded and modified these. Guardians- Ceremonial magicians use the gaurdians of the watchtowers or gaurdians of the four quarters.Some witches use them,too.There are those that see these gaurdians as ugly little biddies,such as lizards,dragons,etc... Geomancy- Divination by the earth. Glamour- A form of magick which involves changing people's immediate perception of you. It generally is simply altering your physical appearance (eye color, hair length, height, etc.) temporarily. However, it can also include changing people's emotional reaction to you. Glamours last only as long as the magician feeds energy into it. Glyph- A sigil imbued with magick. Gnome- The traditional term for an Earth Elemental. God, The- Loving father to all and the perfect compliment to the God

Lunar Correspondence Table
The Moon shapes have meaning too! Waxing Moon: Optimum time for manifestation spells, spells to draw your desires or goals. Full Moon:Optimum time for all magical spells and workings.The time of greatest power. Waning Moon: Optimum time for introspection ans magical spells of banishing negative or harmful energy. New Moon: Optimum time for new beginnings.

" N "
Necromancy- 1. The art of revealing the future through magick and especially through communication with the deceased. 2. The practice of summoning the souls of the dead. Necronomicon- A pseudo-grimoire. The notion of such a book was made by H.P. Lovecraft in fictional writing, but an unknown author wrote it and some people today still believe it is a valid source of occult information. Neo-Pagan- Literally, new pagan. Modern earth religion which branches from paganism and is based on ancient pre-Christian religious practices. Wicca, for example, is a neo-pagan religion, derived from ancient witchcraft and paganism. New Age- The modern movement which involves combining metaphysical concepts with the practice of an organized religion.

" S "
Sabbat- Any one of eight Wiccan solar festivals, marked by the 4 solstices and equinoxes, as well as 4 dates inbetween them. They are (Celtic style names, others exist) Yule, Imbolc, Ostara, Beltane, Litha, Lughnasadh, Mabon, and Samhain. Salamander- The traditional term for a Fire Elemental. Samhain- The November-Eve ritual better known as Hallowe'en. It is a Gaelic word, the name of the month of November, and is pronounced *SOW'en* (the first syllable to rhyme with *now*). Scourge- A ritual whip symbolizing firmness, in balance with the Wand which symbolizes mercy. Most ritual scourges are quite harmless, made for example with silk thongs. Scrying- Any form of divination which involves gazing at or into something, such as a crystal ball or black mirror, to observe psychically-perceived images. Shade- The spirit of a being which refuses to leave the physical plane. Shamanism- The religion of the ancient peoples of northern Europe and Asia, generally characteris

" V "
Vampirism- The practice of subsisting on the vitality of another. Commonly this is blood, other times it is life force (sapped psychically). Veil of Unknowing- The boundary between the manifest and the unmanifest. Virtues- Magickal properties of objects like herbs, stones, and creatures as was assigned to them during their divine creation. Vision Questing- Using astral projection,bi location, or dreamtime to accomplish a specific goal.Also called path working. Visualization- 1. Forming clear mental images often used in magick to focus and direct energy to a visualized goal. 2. Imagining a scene, a person, or an object with intense clarity. This is often done through a meditation with a written "visualization journey" which allows the practitioner to enter an imagined place to make personal discoveries. Voodoo- Polytheistic religion derived from worship of gods in African and the beliefs of Catholicism. Practiced mainly by the West Indians.

" W "
Wand- One of the ritual tools used in Wicca, generally it is another tool of energy direction, much like the athame. The specific choice of wand vs athame varies among Wicca, almost all choose athame over wand for circle casting and many prefer the wand when calling the Goddess and God. Waning- The lunar phase when the moon is getting "smaller" (more crescent-like). This is the time when magick that involves banishing things, breaking habits, and getting rid of things is to be performed. Opposite of waxing. Ward- A protection spell. Warlock- A derogatory term which literally means "oathbreaker". It is a common misconception that male witches are called warlocks. However, male witches are no different than females in this respect and so they are simply called witches. Watchtowers- A concept derived from ceremonial magick; the four watchtowers each represent a cardinal direction, element, elemental, and a color. They are commonly used in modern Wicca. Waxing- The lunar

Witch's Runes ~ Symbols And Meanings
The symbols of the Witch’s Runes can be traced throughout the European continent, the Near East, the Far East, and Africa. But where or when they originated isn’t entirely known for sure. It is known that Gypsies have used many of the symbols in their talismans and probably brought them into Europe during the Middle Ages after leaving their homeland of India. It is also quite possible that early Aryan invaders brought some of the symbols into India first and the Gypsies only reintroduced them to the European culture at a later time. There are thirteen Witch’s Runes in total, each corresponding with the twelve astrological signs and their houses, the thirteenth -the Eye- containing the collective energies of the previous ones. Doing a reading with the Witch’s Runes is as simple as pulling a rock out of a bag and looking up its meaning in the text. With a basic understanding of what each symbol means, deeper meanings behind the stones will emerge on their own allowing you to be creat

" Y "
Yggdrasil- The Norse tree which held up the world and the heavens; its roots led to the underworld. It provided the complex network of the universe. Yule- The Winter Solstice festival, December 22. Yule Log- The traditional log burned at Christmas ceremonies which most likely came from a pagan tradition for Yule celebration.

Trees/wood And Their Magick Uses
Oak The oak tree is the tree of Zeus, Jupiter, Hercules, The Dagda (The Chief of the Elder Irish gods), Thor and all other Thunder Gods. The royalty of the Oak needs no enlarging upon. The Oak is the tree of endurance and triumph, and like the Ash, is said to count the lightings' flash. The Oak is a male wood which is ideal for the construction of any tool that needs the male influence such as Athames, certain wands and staffs. The midsummer fire is always Oak and the need fire is always kindled in an Oak log. Occult Aspects: Endurance, triumph, strength, power, dominion, prosperity, sacrifice, guardian, liberator. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Birch With the exception of the mysterious elder, the Birch is the earliest of the forest trees. The Birch is used extensively in cleansing rituals. Throughout Europe, Birch twigs are used to expel evil spirits. Birch rods are also used in rustic rituals to drive out the spi

Weights & Measures Used In Herbalism
Herbalism has some serious fundamentals...things you really must know in order to navigate through all the information, formulations, recipes and old herbals. Next in importance to knowledge of the characteristics of the herbs themselves is "weights and measures". You will encounter many different ways of preparing ingredients and you need to know what some of these terms are and how they equate to a measurement term with which you're familiar. For instance, you will often see the term "handful" and you might rightfully ask yourself how that could be considered much of an accurate measurement since some hands are large and some are small. Just remember that many old herbal recipes were passed along by women and you can figure it means a medium sized hand, but that also a "handful" actually is a measurement with specific qualifications. When formulating herbal remedies, it is important to have accurate measurements. In cases dealing with very potent herbs it is absolutely vital. In res

Family
I just feel the need to vent right now. I feel that everyone should know just how awful my family is. They lie, backstab, steal, and manipulate people...especially their own family members. I'm sick of them all and am done with each and every one of them. I'm not letting them use me anymore.

I Was There...
I was there when the darkness came The colors upon your chest I fired the vollies into the air Taps played with some regret This memory I don't want to embrace It haunts me in my sleep I'll never forget you, the tears will never release I served on funeral details no matter the time or place I buried my brothers in arms, a somber look upon my face I will never forget you, the men who went before me For this I am grateful just I wish I could have taken your place.

Tear Stained Pages...
Within the tear stained pages The smudges and the fragrance I read the words of love and hate The strain in your writing Your words through the tears Cutting deeper into my soul Like a sharp razor blade gashing my veins The blood rushes from me I read the words you have written Burning my eyes like acid on my skin Your daggers upon my heart Mashing at my skin I don't know if I loved you Those words cutting through me deep With the letters written those words That bring me to tears dripping on the page.

'superbad' - Advanced Screening: For O&a Fans Only
So, you say you want to see the movie SUPERBAD before anyone else? Boys and girls, you're in luck today...err...tomorrow. Tomorrow, Wednesday August 1st at 5pm, Columbia Pictures and The Opie and Anthony Radio Show cordially invite you to an advance screening of SUPERBAD in New York City! There's only about 300 seats available in the theater, so if you want in, you better move your ass. to RSVP: Please call 212.833.5493 or Email SuperBadMovie@yahoo.com with your name, date of birth, and phone number. (The movie is RATED R, so you must be 17 yrs old or older to attend)

Just One More Quick Drink
A man stopped at his favorite watering hole after a hard day's work to relax. He noticed a man next to him ordered a shot and a beer. The man drank the shot, chased it with the beer and then looked into his shirt pocket. This continued several times before the man's curiosity got the best of him. He leaned over to the guy and said, "Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice your little ritual, why in the world do you look into your shirt pocket every time you drink your shot & beer?" The man replied, "There's a picture of my wife in there, and when she starts looking good, I'm heading home!"

Loading Myself In Your Heart ......
Please..WAIT.. I am loading my self in your Heart ? ? ?? ? ?? ? ?? ? ?? ? ? Loading. . . ¦ 1% ¦¦¦¦ 10% ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ 20% ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ 30% ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ 40% ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ 50% ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ 60% ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ 70% ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ 80 % ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ 90% Loading . . . ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦100% Successful Please keep me forever where I have loaded my self...In your heart!? ? ?? ? ? ´´´´¶¶¶¶¶¶´´´´´´¶¶¶¶¶¶ ´´¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶´´¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ´¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶´´´´¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶´´´´¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶´´¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ´¶¶¶¶¶ ´¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ´´´¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ´´´´´¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ´´´´´´´¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ´´´´´´´´´¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ´´´´´´´´´´´¶¶¶¶ (¯`v´¯) `*.¸.*´ ~~* ¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨) ) (¸.•´ (¸.•´ ? ? ?? ? ? The signs of Love Should be as clear As when you look Into a mirror. And, as an image, Come to you Because you're Mere

Advice From A Caring Husband
A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery." The lady asks, "How do I do it without surgery?" "Just rub toilet paper between them." Startled the lady asks, "How does that make them bigger?" "I don't know, but it worked for your ass."

A Useful Frog
A guy walks into a bar, orders a scotch and soda and puts a frog on the bar. The bartender gives him the drink and asks what the frog's for? The guy snaps his fingers and the frog jumps down and blows the man. The bartender is amazed, and asks to see that again. So the guy a second time snaps his fingers, the frog jumps down, blows the man, and hops back on the bar. The bartender is astounded, he offers the guy $3000 for the frog. The man of course accepts, and gives the frog to the bartender. The bartender, after his shift, goes home. he's sitting in his kitchen, calls his wife over, says he has something to show her. His wife walks in, the bartender takes the frog out of his pocket, puts it on the table, snaps his fingers, the frog jumps down, blows the bartender and hops back on the kitchen table. The wife asks, "why the hell are you showing me this?" The bartender says, "cause you're going to teach him how to cook and then you're gonna get the fuck outta here."

Trickling Out
This day my love, while we were talking, And in your face and acts I clearly saw That with my words I never would convince you I wished my heart could overcome your doubts; And Love, who all my efforts was assisting Achieved what so impossible had seemed: For in my tears, which in my grief were spilling, A heart unloosed, dissolved, came trickling out. Enough my love of cruelty, enough; Let brutal jealousy no more torment you, Nor let low fears your mind's peace countermand. With foolish fantasies with empty signs, For in a liquid form you've seen and touched My heart unloosed, dissolved between your hands

Keeping Composure.
I guess you could say i'm not your average 17 year old girl. I don't get along with other females. And it's not because I think i'm superior to them, it's just because i'm pretty much everything combined into one person. I have a great personality, i'm not hideous, but i'm not Barbie neither. I make people laugh easily. I'm straight forward. Some people call me brutally honest. Opinions don't bother me. If you don't like me, well skippidy doo daa for you. I hate my natural hair colour. That's why I dye it Red all the time. I love piercings and tattoos. Right now I only have 15 piercings. And 1 tattoo. But i'm definitely getting more. Art is my passion. I draw alot. I drew my tattoo. And the next one I want to get. Kat Von D is my Idol. Love Love Love Love Love Herrrrrr. It's weird because no one else in my house is into piercings or tattoos. My mom has her ears pierced, my sister has her ears and bellybutton pierced. Guys are offended when drinking with me because I drink all my liquor

For Friends.
This blog entry of mine always speaks true no matter where I go. My Friends... I miss having a friend to talk to. The way we would laugh about nonesense just because the sound of our laughter would echo all around our heads. I miss the sweet sound of a caring voice that didn't seem sharp when it critisized you. I miss having someone to look up at the stars with and wonder in awe if there was anyone else out there, wondering if anyone could hear us, could see us, could feel like we did when we cried, felt like we did when we laughed. I miss the way he would cheer me up by taking me for a walk in the woods while we snacked on strawberries and whipped cream with our canadian clear water. Or the way she would come over when I was sobbing uncontrollably and would reassure me that everything was going to be alright. I miss the shoulders I would cry on, his, hers, when the tears just wouldn't stop. I miss how he would stay up late at night on the computer just so that I could

Men's Ads
When the boot is on The other foot it is no easier Looking in the Men’s Ads You’ll find them even sleazier Finding men in the Personals Is a minefield to be truthful But here are a few pointers, Which may be thought useful Chose a man Well Educated And knowledgeable too You will spend a boring evening As he patronizes you He may modestly claim To be only average looking Meaning that from his ears And nose there is hair sprouting If he says he is a sensitive man Means he cries to readily And if he is very sensitive Means he is gay, definitely If he likes to cuddle means He’s insecure and very scary Huggable means he’s overweight And also rather hairy If he claims he is good looking He is arrogant rather And if he says he’s mature Means he’s older than your father A “Free Spirit” will perform With a variety of subjects And “Friendship first” is fine As long as it ends with sex If he claims he has an athletic bent And is fit, physically Then he certainly

Cannibal's Hymn - Nick Cave
You have a heart and I have a key Lie back and let me unlock you Those heathens you hang with down by the sea All they want to do is defrock you I know a river, where we can dream It will swell up, burst it's banks, babe, and rock you But if you're gonna dine with them cannibals Sooner or later, darling, you're gonna get eaten But I'm glad you've come around here with your animals And your heart that is bruised but unbeaten And beating like a drum I will sit like a bird on a fence Sing you songs with a happy ending Swoop down and tell you that it don't make sense To attack the very thing you're defending Didn't I just buy that dress for you? That pink paper pinafore that you keep mending Well, if you're gonna dine with the cannibals Sooner or later, darling, you're gonna get eaten But I'm glad you've come around here with your animals And your heart that is banging and beating And banging like a gong I can see that they've hurt you, dear Here is some moonl

Applying For A Job At The Cia
A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there's a lot of testing and background checks involved before you can even be considered for the position. After sending some applicants through the background checks, training and testing, they narrowed the possible choices down to two men and a woman, but only one position was available. The day came for the final test to see which peson would get the extremely secretive job. The CIA men administering the test took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow our instructions whatever the circumstances," they explained. "Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her." The man looked horrified and said, "You can't be serious! I could never shoot my wife!" "Well," said the CIA man, "you're definitely not the right man for this job then." So they brought the second m

Wednesday Links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Patrice Oneal, Chris Hansen, New O&a Video, Traveling Virus In Detroit, New Videos Online, Superbad Scree
LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday Ladies of Paltalk, and thank you all for the early morning boobage! (log in and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!) It's a beautiful day in New York area, a lot of people are going to the beach, and it's PERFECT BOSOM WEATHER! If you want to get WOWed, you might need to get your hands on a WOW STICKER. There's a few ways to go about it: 1. GO TO THIS LINK FILL OUT THE FORM, AND WE WILL MAIL YOU ONE. 2. Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope (NOT A SMALL ONE, DUMMIES) to: The Opie and Anthony Show WOW Sticker Requests 111 West 57th Street Suite 500 New York, NY 10019 3. Get yourself an OFFICIAL WOW T-SHIRT!. They come in all sizes, so no matter how many corndogs and hamburgers you like to eat, you can get one that fits you. CLICK HERE AND GET A SHIRT...DAG NABBIT... and then eat some beef and cheese. Speaking of shirts...

Memories
I remember all the feelings you gave me, And when I think of you, my soul flies free. Even while my heart aches deeply, Memories of you let me treat others sweetly. Please stop me from crying, help me win this fight. Whisper to the wind, the water, the cherry blossoms of the night... Help my smile awake with a joy unsurpassed, Even if such gentle things were never meant to last...

10 Things To Ponder For 2007
10. Life is sexually transmitted. 9. Good health ismerely the slowest rate at which one can die. 8. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwhich. 7. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they wont bother you for weeks. 6. Some people are like slinky...Not really good for anything, but you still cant help but smile when you shove them down the stairs 5. Health nuts are going to feel stupid somedau.lyin in the hospital dying of nothing. 4. ALl of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticisms. 3.... Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents??? 2 in the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. AND THE NUMBER ONE THOUGHT FOR 2007: We know exactly where one cow with made-cow-disease is located

Fragile
If blood will flow when flesh and steel are one Drying in the colour of the evening sun Tomorrow's rain will wash the stains away But something in our minds will always stay Perhaps this final act was meant To clinch a lifetime's argument That nothing comes from violence and nothing ever could For all those born beneath an angry star Lest we forget how fragile we are On and on the rain will fall Like tears from a star, like tears from a star On and on the rain will say How fragile we are, how fragile we are On and on the rain will fall Like tears from a star, like tears from a star On and on the rain will say How fragile we are, how fragile we are How fragile we are, how fragile we are

Who Loves You?
FRIENDS ARE LIKE BALOONS ONCE U LET THEM GO U CANT GET THEM BACK SO IM GOING TO TIE U TO MY HEART SO I NEVER LOOSE U. SEND THIS TO ALL UR FRIENDS INCLUDING ME! SEE HOW MANY U GET BACK SeNd ThIs To AlL ThE FrIeNdZ ThAt U lUv....N iF ThEy DoNt SeNd It BaCk To U....ThEiR NoT tRuE FrIeNdZ.... 1 person - you are lonely 2 people - you have a couple friends, but not many 3 people - you have a few friends... 4 people - you have some friends... 5 people - you have several friends! 6 people - you have many friends! 7 people - you are SOOOO loved! 8 people - everyone loves you!

A Trip To Wal-mart
You are in the middle of some kind of project around the house. Mowing the lawn, putting a new fence in, painting the living room, or whatever. You are hot and sweaty. Covered in dirt or paint. You have your old work clothes on. You know the outfit, shorts with the hole in crotch, old t-shirt with a stain from who knows what, and an old pair of tennis shoes. Right in the middle of this great home improvement project, you realize you need to run to Wal-Mart to get something to help complete the job. Depending on your age, you might do the following. In your 20's: Stop what you are doing. Shave, take a shower, blow dry your hair, brush your teeth, floss, and put on clean clothes. Check yourself in the mirror and flex. Add a dab of your favorite cologne, because you never know, you just might meet some hot chick while standing in the checkout lane. You went to school with the pretty girl running the register. In your 30's: Stop what you are doing, put on clean shorts a

I Haven't Been On Here In Aaaages!
Only just thought of the place, LOL... still, it'll make yet another addition to my multitude of blogs, right? ;) Eeeee... what to write. A lot's happened since I was last here. Got into another long-distance relationship which ended when she found herself falling for someone else... still jobless and now single again as well so I guess my life is on a low point at the moment. So the only way is up... I hope!

Ok Cherrys Fun Survey About Me Enjoy Thx Peace...........
1. How's your heart lately? 08-01-2007...6:20pm.. still working,LOL.......... 3. What was the last movie you saw? How to Eat Fried Worms............... 4. The last place you went? Took my mom to the Bank........ 5. Miss someone? yup,she knows who she is......... 6. What made you laugh today? myself,lol......... 8. When was the last time you danced? last night with my date,LOL.......... 9. Do you love someone? yea,my family,and close friends and myself....... 11. Did you dream last night? mmmm ohh yaaa............. 12. What were you doing this morning at 7 am? on the phone,lol......... 13. What were you doing this morning at 10 am? checking mail,lol........... 14. What were you doing this afternoon at 12 p.m.? in the shower.............. 15. Name a country you want to visit: paris rome........... 16. How many piercings do you have? 3.............. 17. Do you have a tattoo? yup........... 19. What was the last thing you drank?

Joke
i don't know if anyone has seen the new " dukes of hazzard " movie but 2 jokes made me piss myself laughing ..... #1 what do you call a farmer with sheep under each arm ? ...... a playboy lmao #2 what do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion ? ........ a piece of ass that will bring a tear to your eye roflmao

Country Bitch Vs. City Bitch
A city bitch will take you where you need to go. A country bitch throws you her keys and says it needs gas in it! A city bitch will tell you not to fight, it aint worth it. A country bitch will say beat her ass and look at the crowd and say "better nobody jump in". A city bitch will let another bitch know she can back the f*** up or get knocked the f*** out. A country bitch will just knock her out!!! A city bitch tells you, she's had enough to drink. A country bitch tells you we need another shot, we bout to get f-ed up! A city bitch goes to the club with you and sits down. A country bitch goes to the club with you and says lets show these city bitches how we do it. A city bitch wonders who your new man is. A country bitch knows his first name, last name , his birthday, where he lives, who he's related to, what kinda car he drive's, where he works, how many babies mama's he has, and how many bitches he is talking to right now!!! A city bi

Dear Dogs And Cats
Dear Dogs and Cats, The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest. The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run. I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm. For the last time, there is not a sec

Hangover Ratings
* 1-star hangover No pain. No real feeling of illness. You sleep in your own bed and when you wake up, there are no traffic cones in there with you. You are still able to function relatively well on the energy stored up from all those vodka and Red Bulls. However, you can drink 10 bottles of water and still feel as parched as the Sahara. Even vegetarians crave a cheeseburger and a basket of fries. ** 2-star hangover No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay but you have the attention span and mental capacity of a stapler. The coffee you chug to try and remain focused is only exacerbating your rumbling gut, which is craving a full English breakfast. Although you have a nice demeanor at the office, you are costing your employer valuable money because all you really can handle is some light filing, followed by aimlessly surfing the Net and writing junk e-mail. *** 3-star hangover< BR> Slight headache. Stomach feels like crap. You are defi

Bird Feeder
I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table...everywhere. Then some of the birds turned mean: They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud: They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food. After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio. Soon, the back yard was like it used to be...quiet, serene and no one deman

Goodman?
“God damn him!” the woman cries. “Why, oh, why, did he lie?” He did not lie, my tearful dear. You heard what you wanted to hear. He did not promise you eternal gain. He did not promise you perpetual fame. He did not say you’d win the game. He only said his passion’s aflame. From Jesus, Do You Really Live? 2007 Cliff Potts, Lulu.com

25 Random
1. Where will you be in a hour? 2. Who will be your next kiss? 3. Is there something purple within 10 feet of you? 4. Are you wearing socks right now? 5. When was the last time you went out of state? 6. Have you been to the movies in the last 7 days? 7. What was the last thing you had to drink? 8. What are you wearing right now? 9. What was your last purchase? 10. What's the last thing you wrote down? 11. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? 12. Have you been to the silly site GoofyAuctions.com? 13. Have you ever owned a fish tank? 14. What's the last time you watched a hockey game? 15. What is in your pocket right now? 16. If you could travel anywhere right now, where would you be? 17. What friend has the kinkiest piercing(s)? 18. One thing you hate about yourself? 19. What's your favorite soup? 20. Do you miss anyone? 21. Last play you saw? 22. What are your plans for the day? 23. Ever

Star Dancer
Star Dancer As night spread her mantle across the night sky, I walked alone in the starlight, with shadow and sorrow, The dark was cold, and the silence was still, It seemed the bright sunlight would not come tomorrow. Yet the grey shrouded woods were lit from within. Misty light traveled through the tall trees, A creature of stars was unveiled through the leaves, And I knew it was one of the unicorn kin. The glimmer faded, then brightened anew, Dancing together, the unicorns were two. Beauty and fire, shadow and light, They danced silence and music, love and fight. More came and they joined in his glorious rite. My mind knew only their movements of grace, Until they were near, in a mythical race, I knew I would remember for always this night. For hours I watched, transfixed in their glow. Far to the east, the sunrise lit the sky. One stayed behind, I dared not ask why. Somehow I knew she had stayed for me. The dance never stopped, but slowly she faded, Mo

Typical Scenario
A TYPICAL SCENARIO This new arena for affairs, although not initially involving physical contact, is highly-charged sexually. It involves the same kinds of thinking and emotions as other affairs---including the secrecy, fantasy and excitement, as well as the denial and rationalization---and it has the same potential for being devastating to the primary relationship. HERE'S A TYPICAL SCENARIO: 1. You spend more and more time online. Online interactions provide an "escape" from the realities of day-to-day living. The fantasy world online can make the real world seem dull and boring. The sheer numbers of people create unlimited potential for "newness." 2. You meet someone interesting online. You present the "best side" of your personality, and so do they. You share confidences: hopes, fears, fantasies. The intense sharing brings you closer and closer together. You fantasize about being more than online friends. You become infatuated with your "friend" and want more and more in

Psalm 143
1Hear my prayer, O LORD, give ear to my supplications: in thy faithfulness answer me, and in thy righteousness. 2And enter not into judgment with thy servant: for in thy sight shall no man living be justified. 3For the enemy hath persecuted my soul; he hath smitten my life down to the ground; he hath made me to dwell in darkness, as those that have been long dead. 4Therefore is my spirit overwhelmed within me; my heart within me is desolate. 5I remember the days of old; I meditate on all thy works; I muse on the work of thy hands. 6I stretch forth my hands unto thee: my soul thirsteth after thee, as a thirsty land. Selah. 7Hear me speedily, O LORD: my spirit faileth: hide not thy face from me, lest I be like unto them that go down into the pit. 8Cause me to hear thy lovingkindness in the morning; for in thee do I trust: cause me to know the way wherein I should walk; for I lift up my soul unto thee. 9Deliver me, O LORD, from mine

Gemini In Love
The game of love is a real adventure for the Twins, since the chase can seem so much more fun. The real question for Gemini is, can they find that one person who is a keeper and will keep them happy forever? If there are any doubts, the Twins will just keep on looking. When in love, Gemini can be a very caring and thoughtful partner, someone who will do somersaults to keep their lover happy. Often, though, the Twins find themselves adrift in the sea of love, feeling vulnerable and needing something, or someone, to fill a lonely void. For all the party chatter and intense brain waves, the Twins have a bit of a melancholy spot, and tenderness and affection can be the perfect antidote.

Sexercise
Are you lacking the time and or motivation to hit the gym as consistently as you would like? Are you wishing that working-out could bring you as much pleasure as having sex? Well, we have the answer for you! Did you know that sex on its own is already a great calorie burner and muscle toner? Sex and exercise – combine the two and you have a great new way of working out and having fun at the same time; we call it Sexercise!! The following table compares the estimated number of calories burned per 10 minutes of vigorous Sex compared to 10 minutes of a weight resistance exercise such as Sexercise; of course we emphasize that these are estimates only - the exact calories burned will vary depending on the relative weight of you and your partner and the effort you put into your Sexercise. Interestingly, the approximate same numbers of calories are burned irrespective of age or height! Trainer Weight of Trainer - kg (lb) Calories Burnt During Sex / 10mins Calories Burnt During Sexerc

Promises
Ever since human beings could speak to one another, they have been making promises and keeping them or not keeping them. Those who keep their promises are regarded as people of integrity, while those who don’t keep their promises are regarded as people who at best can’t be taken seriously and at worst can’t be trusted. Sometimes we forget how powerful our words are, and we use them haphazardly or unconsciously, creating expectations that are never fulfilled, leaving disappointment and distrust in our wake. On an even deeper level, there are promises we may have made to ourselves that we don’t remember because they have slipped into our unconscious. An early heartache may have been followed by a promise never to trust love again. Without realizing it, we may be fulfilling that promise and wondering why our love life looks so grim. At an even deeper level, many people who recall past lives become aware that they made a promise lifetimes ago that they are still keeping. For example,

Unspoken Words.....
Hoping for the right thing to happen Always waiting for that light to shine into my life Hiding away from all the wrong But somehow that is the only thing that breaks through Crying out for someone to see me My insides instead of my outter being Shying away from feeling Pretending I nolonger have a heart for someone to rip it out But there it goes again Bleeding in someone else's hand Inside I am a mess Like broken glass no one can manage to fix The words come flowing into my mouth but I don't dare make a sound The explaination of why I do and say the things I do and say Those are the words that go unspoken The toughest part of the day is looking at you The questions you ask the words I can't speak My mind going blank My heart inside breaking I feel numb, Nothingless has taken over yet once again And here I sit with these unspoken words left on the tip of my tasteless tounge I am a waste of worthless breath A mass of distruction left from the pain and sorrow I b

Bulimia Nervosa
The signs and symptoms of bulimia include: * Recurrent episodes of binge eating * Feeling that you can't control your eating behavior * Eating much more food in a binge episode than in a normal meal or snack * Following a binge with efforts to prevent weight gain — such as self-induced vomiting, using laxatives or other medications, fasting or excessive exercise * Unhealthy focus on your body shape and weight * Dehydration * Fatigue * Depression * Constipation * Damaged teeth and gums from gastric acid contained in vomit * Swollen cheeks from regular vomiting * Irregular heartbeat

Anorexia Nervosa
The signs and symptoms of anorexia include: * Weight loss, sometimes achieved by self-induced vomiting, abuse of laxatives, use of diuretics or exercise * Refusal to maintain normal body weight, sometimes weighing 15 percent or more below normal body weight * Intense fear of gaining weight * Negatively altered body image * In females, menstrual changes or the absence of menstruation * Anxious or ritualistic behavior at mealtimes * Fatigue * Depression * Irregular heart rate * Baby-fine hair covering the body (lanugo) * Mild anemia * Brittle nails and hair * Low blood pressure

Friends Can Win Something Special
I am looking for friends who like me and want to get to know me better, people who write there best feelings and rate my pictures they haven't yet rated, winners will get there photo friend of the month in my profile pics and win something special from the gifts section. private message me with entries :-) phil

Mon Beau Ange
Mon Beau Ange Mon beau ange The one I adore Mon beau ange Sent from above Mon beau ange You’ve finally found me Mon beau ange The one in my dreams Mon beau ange Come to me, be with me Sing with me a song of love Mon beau ange Will you be mine? Mon beau ange Hold out your hand And hold me near You don’t need to fear You’ll be my one and only dear Mon beau ange Together we shall soar Soar into the heavens Mon beau ange We shall be together always Mon beau ange Will you have me? Mon beau ange Notre amoureux est fort Et volonte jamais mourir -© J. Bendiksen

Am Scared & Sad
My grandfather was rushed to the hospital last night, he had heart attack. This the 1st. time won't be able to go, have to stay home with my mom. So am really scared and sad and worried. They will have to put in another stint in his heart keep him alive! He all ready has 8 stints in is heart now going have 9. please keep him in your prayers. If you see me me in the lounge try cheer me up because really down today!! Thanks Wicked Skulls

Wait For You
[Verse 1] I never felt nothing in the world like this before Now I'm missing you & I'm wishing that you would come back through my door Why did you have to go? You could have let me know So now I'm all alone, Girl you could have stayed but you wouldnt give me a chance With you not around it's a little bit more then i can stand And all my tears they keep running down my face Why did you turn away? [Bridge] So why does your pride make you run and hide? Are you that afraid of me? But I know it's a lie what you keep inside This is not how you wanted to be [Chorus] So baby I will wait for you Cause I don''t know what else i can do Don't tell me I ran out of time If it takes the rest of my life Baby I will wait for you If you think I'm fine it just aint true I really need you in my life No matter what i have to do I'll wait for you [Verse 2] It's been a long time since you called me (How could you forget about me) You got me feeling crazy (craz

Of The Sacred Herbs Of The Goddesses
Aradia: rue, vervain Aphrodite: olive, cinnamon, daisy, cypress, quince, orris ( iris), apple, Myrtle Artemis: silver fir, amaranth, cypres, cedar, hazel, myrtle, willow, daisy, mugwort, datepalm Astarte: alder, pine, cypress, myrtle, juniper Athena: olive, apple Bast: catnip, vervain Bellona: belladonna Brigit: blackberry Cailleach: wheat Cardea: hawthorn, bean, arbutus Ceres: willow, wheat, bay, pomegranate, poppy, leek, narcissus Cybele: oak, myrrh, pine Demeter: wheat, barley, pennyroyal, myrrh, rose, pomegranate, bean, poppy, all cultivated crops Diana: birch, willow, acacia, wormwood, dittany, hazel, beech, fir, apple, mugwort, plane, mulberry, rue Druantia: fir Freya: cowslip, daisy, primrose, maidenhair, myrrh, strawberry, mistletoe Hathor: myrtle, sycamore, grape, mandrake, coriander, rose Hecate: willow, henbane, aconite, yew, mandrake, cyclamen, mint, cypress, date palm, sesame, dandelion, garlic, oak, onion Hekat: cypres

The Intruder Part 4
When it was over he collapsed on top her, totally spent and drained of every last bit of energy in his muscular body!!! A gurgle formed in her throat as her pussy began the long process of unwinding after such a brutal and viscous assault!!! She was beginning to regain just the hint of her motor skills, as she could now barely move the tips of her fingers and toes!!! A few moments later he was packed and ready to leave, but he had one last "gift" for her! Just before leaving he place a special harness around her waist and affixed a small vibrator to a specially designed sleeve that held it in place!!! Carefully positioning the straps so they were in exactly the correct position, he flicked on the on switch, slipped the little hummer into its sheath, and inserted the rest of it into her still sopping wet pussy!!! After everything was just right, he tightened up the straps to assure that no amount of struggling could dislodge the little satisfier!!! "Judy," he whispered, "I have to leave

Try Not 2 Cry
Try not to cry try not to cry.... proper sad ;( YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART... Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great crack. Mommy, I was a good , I did What I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! But Mommy, when I went to school that day, I never said good-bye, I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another, And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Chris; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now, And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best; Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no

Heart Strings
Oh morning, first the sun a razor blade violin 2 notes and a signature on one. for death is the greatest charmer the perfect offer, free of charge fine print sees the ultimate price. there are strings that have intertwined coiling around the heart, a mighty serpent who was first the light. do i continue to breathe, letting the squeeze grow tighter?

Jokes For "her".....
Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? A: Shoot him again. Q. Why do little boys whine? A. Because they're practicing to be men. Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. One - he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him. OR, Three men -- one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part. Q. What do you call a handcuffed man? A. Trustworthy. Q, Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet? A. Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe. Q. What's the difference between men and women? A. A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need. Q. How does a man keep his youth? A. By giving her money, furs and diamonds. Q. How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mails? A. Rename the folder "Instruction manuals." or "Directions" Q. Why does it take 100,000,000 spe

Women's Revenge
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."

Cam Girl Profile: Femme
This week's journey to the center of the FOUNDRY CAMS has put us face-to-face (almost) wiith the Barbie-doll-esque Femme. We know you've seen Femme shake her magnificent ass on camera at least once. She has Rocked out in her F*CK ME shirt, and she was also in our 'This Is For the Soldiers' Tribute video. You may have also seen her making a FOUNDRY CAM girl pyramid with Nicole and Sweet Victoria. We fired off a howitzer full of questions, and she fired back a catapult full of answers... DEMONCOW: What gives you goosebumps? Femme: Lips on the back of my neck. Breath on the back of my neck. Teeth on the back of my neck. Anything on the back of my neck makes me melt. :) DEMONCOW: Name a hidden talent not many people know about Femme: I can walk across a room on my hands. I use to be a gymnast, so I am very flexible and quite strong. Jesus H. Christ Almighty...stay just like that, Femme... we're coming!! Click the pic, fools... She's Online Now! DEMONCOW: What are you wearing at

Volume Xxx - Exhaustion Reigns
After 6 and 3/4 days of work, especially in 90+ degree heat, I am STILL exhausted. And it wasn't just the heat that has gotten to my system. Numerous events in the past week have worked their way inside my subconsious, and have drained me...or what is left of me. Everyday, during work, and sometimes afterwards, there were numerous arguments and squabbles (sometimes just barely falling short of fistfights) among my co-workers and I. The cause of these, basically, is their belief that they simply do not have to listen to anything I say, even though I am, in fact, their superior. I'm not allowed to fire them, as there are not enough experienced fence workers waiting to fill the vacancies. So I'm FORCED to tolerate stupidity, ignorance, laziness, and shortcuts. It annoys me to no end. Friday was the worst. We were building a 4'6" high scalloped spaced picket, with two gates. We had such a fighting chance to finish it that afternoon, instead of having to go back there Saturday, in

Here Are The First Two Pics We Have Recieved Of The Truck My Husband Was Driving
OKAY YALL DAY 2 OF MY HUBBYS RECOVERY IS WORSE THEN EVER MORE SWELLING HAS DEVELOPED IN HIS LOWER BACK BRUISES ARE STARTING TO COME OUT MORE AND MORE ALL OVER HIS BODY WHICH WE NEW TO EXSPECT. HES IN GREAT PAIN BUT HE RESTING AND TAKING IT EASY. WE JUST RECIEVED THESE 2 PICS OF THE TRUCK THAT HE WAS DRIVING AND I WANTED TO SHARE THESE WITH YOU ALL. I REALLY HOPE THAT YOU ALL PAY ATTENTION TO THESE PICS CAUSE THEY ARE WHAT COULD HAPPEN TO ANY OF YOU ALL AT ANYTIME. THESE ARE JUST THE BACK OF THE TRUCK BECAUSE HIS BOSS WAS NOT ABLE TO GET INSIDE THE IMPOUND YARD UNTIL TOMORROW TO GET PICS OF THE REST OF THE TRUCK BUT I WILL POST MORE PICS AS WE GET THEM.

Just Like Mom
A guy shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout, turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son." He answered, "That's okay." "I know it's silly, but if you'd call out "Good bye, Mom" as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy." She then went through the checkout .. and as she was on her way out of the store, the man called out, "Goodbye, Mother." The little old lady waved and smiled back at him and said “Thank you”. Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he went to pay for his groceries. "That comes to $121.85," said the clerk. "It can't be that much ! I only bought 5 items." The clerk replied "Yes, but your Mother said you'd pay for her things, too." DON'T TRUST LITTLE OLD LADIES

The Nun And The Skinhead
A nun sat on train. A skinhead sits in front of her eating a bag of prawns. He, then, starts spitting the heads at her. The nun picks them up and throws them out the window. Suddenly, she pulls the emergency stop cord. The skinhead says, "You stupid bitch! You'll get a $50 fine for that!" The nun replied, "When I shout rape and the police smell your finger you'll get 10 years."

Luke 12:49-53
49 I came to cast fire upon the earth; and what do I desire, if it is already kindled? 50 But I have a baptism to be baptized with; and how am I straitened till it be accomplished! 51 Think ye that I am come to give peace in the earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division: 52 for there shall be from henceforth five in one house divided, three against two, and two against three. 53 They shall be divided, father against son, and son against father; mother against daughter, and daughter against her mother; mother in law against her daughter in law, and daughter in law against her mother in law.

Stripp Joint
Two guys are in a strip joint, one is sitting in front of the other. A woman comes on stage and starts stripping. The guy in back, Paul, says, "Oh yeah, Oh yeah!" Then the first guy turns around and says, " Hey Paul, shut up!" Then two women come out and start stripping. Paul, once again, starts, "Yeah baby..mmmm....yeah!" Once again the guy in front turns around and tells Paul to be quiet. So three women come out and start stripping. Paul is silent. The guy in front says, "Hey Paul, where's all your excitement now?" Paul says, "All over your back!"

Betty Crocker
A woman could never get her husband to do anything around the house. He would come home from work, sit in front of the tv, eat dinner, and sit some more -- would never do those little household repairs that most husbands take care of. This frustrated the woman quite a bit. One day the toilet stopped up. When her husband got home, she said sweetly, "Honey, the toilet is clogged. Would you look at it?" Her husband snarled, "What do I look like? The tidy-bowl man?" and sat down on the sofa. The next day, the garbage disposal wouldn't work. When her husband got home, she said, very nicely, "Honey, the disposal won't work. Would you try to fix it for me?" Once again, he growled, "What do I look like? Mr. Plumber?" The next day, the washing machine was on the blink. When her husband got home, she steeled her courage and said, "Honey, the washer isn't running. Would you check on it?" And again was met with a snarl, "What do I look like? The Maytag repairman?" Finally, she had had

Womens Hotel
Four beautiful ladies walked into a hotel to stay in for the night, the name of the hotel read, "Pleasure Giving Hotel For Women" The ladies were convinced and walked in. On the first floor a sign read, 'the men on this floor are not good at having sex, but are very gentle and very tempting'. The ladies were not satisfied and they walked to the second floor which a sign read, 'the men on this floor are good at having sex but are very rude and self-considerate' The ladies were once again not satisfied and went on to the third floor where a sign said, 'There are nothing wrong with the men on this floor, they're good at having soft sex they are very nice, gentle and hot' the four ladies were tempted to go in but decided to go to the last floor to see what was in it. When they got there they saw a sign that said, 'There is absolutaly no one on this floor, this floor was just made to show that there is no way to please a woman'

Inside Of Me
If you could see inside my soul see inside my heart you would know how I long for you whenever we're apart If you could see inside my head if thoughts were things to see you would know how I cherish you how much you mean to me In all the ways you comfort me the way you hold me near the way you know just what to do to chase away my fear The sparkle in your beautiful eyes your smile, laugh, your touch are just a few of many reasons I love you oh so much Knowing I can talk to you about any and everything and knowing together we will get through whatever life may bring I could search the whole world over and this I know is true I would never find another love like the love I found with you Though with each new day, each sunrise we can't know what's in store there is one thing I know for sure each day I love you more So if you could see inside my head if thoughts were things to see you would know I blessed I feel to have you here with me

My Soul's Expedition
The deathly heat of this debate is burning in my soul, I thought it would be cathartic but instead it eats me whole. I swing with frantic energy throughout this dim, dark universe, but no matter which blank door I choose I'm still cloaked with this hungry curse. Minute specks of consciousness slowly antagonize my energy, and without your help it's obvious that this pain was meant to be. So without a declaration of solitude I close down my prodigal dreams, and you will witness with dismay that all... is exactly, as it seems.

Shrouded In Gloom
Shrouded in gloom Souls sad demise depression runs rampant deep sorrowful eyes Shrouded in gloom Thoughts running black Idea of suicide loom No turning back Shrouded in gloom By myself I bleed Dizziness sets in Lost in my disease Shrouded in gloom young life wasted Fruit of experience none ever tasted

A Hateful World
A world who only care about themselves than care about other people feelings. In this world you will find people who would hurt you or lie to you. And some people will just kill you. This world is really weird. Those people are really dumb and they should mine they own business. They always make fun of me why can't they leave me alone. I am pride of be different . That is why I hate living in this hateful world. There are few people who can understand my feelings. I wish this hateful world can just leave me alone. I am cry now because nobodies can leave me alone. I just wanted to be alone. They will be hide your back. That is why I hate this world. Those people has no respect for other people. I am really piss off at people who think they are better than everybody else. I cry so much when people make fun of me. I am all alone in this hateful world. I am tired of see the same thing over and over again. I am start to only care about me. I am ti

Gum Drops And Roses
moralized sympathy gum drops blood rose loudly sings thorn stuck in my finger i watch it as it bleeds simple masochism one-eyes monster bites darkness now surrounds me i'm fearful of the nite jump-back jill jump-back your demons are on their way coming for you quickly its best if you dont stay i simply cannot tell you these things that i can see the mind plays evil tricks on people like you and me

Time With My Niece
I spent all day friday with my 13 year old Niece. It started off not so fun for her, she went with me to my doctor's appointment, only because I promised she didn't have to watch me have blood drawn. But I did get her a Noah's bagel first. After the appointment we went into the hospital to visit my mom at work. We got lucky she wasn't with a patient, so Taylor got the tour of my mom's new work place and everyone go to see how tall she is now. Then we went to Circuit City and I bought her a new game she had wanted for her Nintendo DS. I bought myself one too. What can I say I am a kid at heart. After that we took BART from Millbrae up to S.F. to have lunch with my sister. We walked six blocks up to my sister office, we went around the corner to have lunch a placed called Mercedes. It is pretty good mexican food. We went back to my sister's office and then we took BART one exit to Powel and headed into the mall. We were going there to see a movie. We had thought we wer

The State Of My Submission
such times when i feel nothing and everything all for what? when i lie deeply in the state of my submission i can only think of nothing and everything all for what? times when i smile the fakeness obvious is painfully yours to take and to hold you have the key to nothing and everything all for what? for you for me and for all who believe that nothing and everything is everything and nothing

In The Air Tonight Lyrics
In The Air Tonight Lyrics I can feel it coming in the air tonight, Oh Lord I've been waiting for this moment, all my life, Oh Lord Can you feel it coming in the air tonight, Oh Lord, Oh Lord Well, if you told me you were drowning I would not lend a hand I've seen your face before my friend But I don't know if you know who I am Well, I was there and I saw what you did I saw it with my own two eyes So you can wipe off the grin, I know where you've been It's all been a pack of lies And I can feel it coming in the air tonight, Oh Lord I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, Oh Lord I can feel it in the air tonight, Oh Lord, Oh Lord And I've been waiting for this moment all my life, Oh Lord, Oh Lord Well I remember, I remember don't worry How could I ever forget, it's the first time, the last time we ever met But I know the reason why you keep your silence up, no you don't fool me The hurt doesn't show; but the pain still grows It's no stranger to you

Let It Be
When I find myself in times of trouble Mother Mary comes to me Speaking words of wisdom, let it be. And in my hour of darkness She is standing right in front of me Speaking words of wisdom, let it be. Let it be, let it be Let it be, let it be Whisper words of wisdom, let it be And when the broken hearted people Living in the world agree, There will be an answer, let it be. For though they may be parted There is still a chance that they will see There will be an answer, let it be. [ Lyrics accessible from http://www.rare-lyrics.com ] Let it be, let it be. Let it be, let it be Yeah there will be an answer, let it be. Let it be, let it be Let it be, let it be Whisper words of wisdom, let it be (instruments) Let it be, let it be Let it be, let it be Whisper words of wisdom, let it be And when the night is cloudy, There is still a light that shines on me, Shine until tomorrow, let it be. I wake up to the sound of music, Mother Mary comes to

Worthy Love
My love is so near but he feels so far I fear this love is pointless But, something strong says it's not. Is he really worth fighting for? Is he really worth prayin for? I'm so confused I don't wanna make the wrong decision I love him so much I don't know what to do he wont accept me, he loves me I can tell But, he's too afraid to say It's so hard for the both of us, especially with everything that gets in the way. It's not as easy as I thought it would be what should I do? what should I say? There's nothing else in me that will prove my love for Him!

The Gift
I stand next to the stream at dawn, draw cool breaths and watch the sunrise. I hear the voice of gentle waters; remember whispers from your eyes. At that moment a buck appears, with vapored breath and heaving chest. The gray falcon shrieks high above, I realize how much I'm blessed. I cup cold water in my hands, thankful to God, I kneel and pray. My heart has wings like the eagle, alive, my love shall soar today. Through the trees and up to the peak; with hope and vigor I ascend. At the crest I howl like the wolf, on your dear love I can depend. Bare chested I face strong winds; close my eyes and taste your sweet kiss. Your soft embrace gives my heart wings, in my longings it's you I miss. The sun is high, my skin is warmed; meditate on these sights and sounds. One with you, I am so alive, enchanted by the gift we've found.

I Am Having Trouble.......
With what pic to use as my default...I am asking you my sweet lovies to help me pick out my non nsfw pic as a default. When you decide which pic you like the best post the link here in the blog...The one that gets posted here the most will be the one that I use. TY ahead of time to all my sweeties. Em!

Roses
They say a flower is nothing special This is something I don't believe A single flower can brighten a day Make a person troubles fade away They say a rose is the most exquisite flower of all So if any old flower can make a day bright Then a rose should be able to turn a night of darkness into a day of light Make the worlds troubles fade away Never more to darken our day All babies of the world are born with a flower inside They never have troubles or reasons to hide But then they grow, like all babies do That flower disappears, now we have troubles Now we have fears I may be 29 but that flower inside still grows For being with you brought that flower back to life You took away my troubles, you took away the fears But the flower inside isn't just any old flower anymore That brightens a day Now it is a rose That turned my life from never-ending night into a forever lasting day So as long as your here As long as you are near The night shall not

Evil Wife
Jennifer watched as the cashier rang up her purchases. "Cash, check or charge?" she asked after folding the items Jennifer had bought. As Jennifer fumbled for her wallet, the cashier noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "Do you always carry around your TV remote?" the cashier asked. "No," she replied. "But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him."

Hi All
Okay I got a little explaining to do, the thing is I was a member of fubar recently - I got stuck rating pics all day when I should've been making t-shirts! That was the whole point of me joining to try and drum up some support for www.retrogod.com Anyway I wanna apologize to all those who added me before and got lost in the turmoil. I've rejoined cos I've worked out a way to control my fubar addiction, I have to concentrate less on the beautiful ladies pics and more on blogs and mumms lmao. So once again, if you used to be a friend on my old account, it wasn't you, it was me, lol. No honestly, I wasn't trying to hack anyone off I just genuinely spent too long on here. From now on I got to ration fubar, so pile in those requests and comments while I'm here and I'll get back to ya faster xxx

Si Tu No Vuelves (if You Don't Come Back)
If you don't come back all the seas will get dry and I'll wait without you Walled in at the end of a memory. If you don't come back my volition will get small... I'll stay here next to my dog, spying horizons. If you don't come back Only deserts will remain and I'll listen just in case this earth has still some beats It [the earth] was so calm when you loved me there was a fresh perfume I inhaled It [the earth] was so beautiful, it was so big it had no end... And every night a star will come to make me company to tell you how I am so you'll know how things are going Tell me, my love, my love, my love I'm here, don't you see? If you don't come back, there will be no life I don't know what I will do. If you don't come back there will be no hope, nothing I'll walk without you with my sadness, drinking rain. **** SPANISH VERSION **** Si tú no vuelves se secarán todos los mares y esperaré sin ti tapiado al fondo de algún recuerdo Si tú no vu

Sign At Golf Club
Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scottsdale, Arizona: 1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART. 2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP. 3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN. 4 AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING. 5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER. 6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE. 7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, PLEASE LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU. 8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS. 9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING TO GO. 10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES. . And . . 11. WELL DONE - NOW FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF.

Spin It Hard
The rules are that you post this and wait for someone to send you a message telling you what they would do with you. All you have to do is repost this with the subject "SPIN THE B0TTLE" 1. I would feel your butt! 2. I would kiss you on the cheek! 3. I would kiss you on forehead! 4. I would just give you a hug! 5. I would give you a kiss on the lips! 6. I would make out with you! 7. I would do you! 8. I want to go out with you....seriously! If you do not repost this you will have bad relationships for the rest of your life!!! LOL SO JUST SPIN THE BOTTLE!!!!!!

Rock All Day Long On World Rock Radio
Click banner to enter lounge 12:00PM EST (Noon) 2:00PM EST 8:00PM EST 10:00PM EST 12:00AM EST (Midnight) WILD WEDNESDAY KICK-OFF 12:00AM EST (Midnight) 2:00AM EST Click banner to enter lounge (repost of original by '~CSC~ - WRR Army Special Ops - bein' a Bitch Just Comes Naturally' on '2007-08-07 07:08:54') (repost of original by 'Kaz^AngeL^ WRR Staff~ From out of the darkness, came the light.' on '2007-08-07 10:29:52') (repost of original by 'DJ Mystic~777~Marchioness of The Arctic~Founder L.D.C.F.~(AKA Iah Darha)~LUCIFER'S SISSY ~' on '2007-08-07 10:46:18') (repost of original by 'Cru-*WorldRock Manager*' on '2007-08-07 10:58:35') (repost of original by 'Kaz^AngeL^ WRR Staff~ From out of the darkness, c

Week 43
- There is nothing more sad yet slightly ridiculous than a superhero funeral. At Bart Allen’s, we’re offered up tearful words from Golden Age Flash Jay Garrick, Cyborg and Wonder Girl, who takes the opportunity of a national stage to declare her intent to kill the guys who capped Bart. Seriously…that girl needs to work on how she grieves. - Meanwhile, in the stands of the funeral-hosting stadium, Donna, Jason and the Monitor are in a funk. Mr. Monitor wants the trio to tear off across the multiverse looking for Ray Palmer, the hero once known as the Atom, but Jason says “no beans.” On the other side of the place, Piper and Trickster decide it was a bad idea to come to the funeral of the kid they were in on murdering. Too bad for them that while they run to the parking lot to escape, they get bushwhacked by Deadshot and Multiplex. - Out in the Bleed, that totally cool space in between Earths, Monarch shows Forerunner all sorts of soldiers he’s recruited to fight everyone. Forerunn

Week 41
- Do Trickster and Piper die? Of course not! If they died, neither of them could learn more about themselves thanks to the hilariously cruel plot device that is their electric handcuffing. The pair are falling from the sky until they realize the bag Piper grabbed in an attempt to hold onto the plane contains all their stuff, including Trickster’s awesome air boots. Said boots slow the pair’s descent so they can land in a river and get all wet and sticky. - Meanwhile, Jimmy Olsen is making his own superhero costume to become Mr. Action! However, wearing that costume under his work clothes makes him wet and sticky (with sweat!). - Mary Marvel does some grousing over her utter lack of superpower control, and then someone with a black diamond spots her and takes interest (gee…wonder who that could be?). - Donna, Jason and the newly named “Bob the Monitor” get tugged into the microscopic “Palmerverse”—a dimension that’s super-tiny, discovered by Ray himself—by the Atom. Once they g

Just When
You Think You Have It Bad, It Gets Worse... Bad: You can't find your vibrater Worse: Your daughter "borrowed" it. Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room. Worse: You're in it. Bad: Your husband's a crossdresser. Worse: He looks better than you. Bad: Your son's involved in Satanism. Worse: As a sacrifice. Bad: Your wife wants a divorce. Worse: She's a lawyer. Bad: Your wife's leaving you. Worse: For another woman. Bad: Your wife's leaving you. Worse: To enter a convent. Bad: Your wife's arrested for soliciting. Worse: She implicates you. Good: Hot outdoor sex. Bad: You're arrested. Worse: By your husband. Good: The postman's early. Bad: He's wearing camas and has an AK-47. Good: The secretary said "yes." Bad: Your wife says "no." Good: The teacher likes your son. Bad: Sexually. Worse: He's gay. Good: You came home for a quickie. Bad: So did the postman. Bad: Your children are sexually active. Worse: With each other.

Redneck "book Of Manners
1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them. 3. Its considered poor taste to take a cooler to church. 4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets. 5. Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it is still considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home. **** DINING OUT **** 1. If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers covering the label. 2. Avoid throwing bones and food scraps on the floor as the restaurant may not have dogs. **** ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME **** 1. A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist. 2. Do not allow the dog to eat at the table no matter how good his manners are. **** PERSONAL HYGIENE **** 1. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a j ob that should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys. 2. Proper use of toiletries can forestall bathing for several days;

Sorry, But (also Known As "no Offense, But")
Sorry, but (also known as "No offense, but"): Girls usually say this when they think they're being clever: "sorry, but you're a moron." It's a phrase derived from the expression people use when they're breaking some bad news to an old friend: "I'm sorry to say this, but the results are back and... you're an idiot." The only problem is, they never intend to say it with such eloquence, but rather, they use the phrase like it's a blunt object, hammering their square insult through your round psyche. If you think someone's an idiot, just come out and say it without these pussy apologies you dumb hag. Unless you're a character in a fighting game, have big boobs, and just won the round with a bitch slap, saying "sorry" just before you insult someone is obnoxious, cut the bullshit.

Drinks All Around
A guy walked into a bar and said, "Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender." But when it was time to pay, the guy didn't have money, so the bartender beat him up. The next day the guy did the same thing: he ordered a beer for everyone, even the bartender, and the bartender beat him up since the guy couldn't pay. Then the next day, the guy said, "Beers for everyone! But not you, bartender!" The bartender said, "Why?" The guy replied, "You're violent when you're drunk!"

She
She… She can kill the lights, but she can’t kill the pain… You can stomp out the fire, but you can’t blow out the flame. Time is running out-How many more excuses can she use? Because the love that she’s lost won’t hurt as bad as the love she’ll lose. She’s self-destructive, in denial, She’ll manipulate and drive you wild. She’ll fill your dreams and kill your sorrow, Make you feel like there’s no tomorrow. She’ll deprivate-and desecrate your sanity; Blind you with darkness, shadow you in totality. She can burn her picture in your mind, Feed your heart with truthful lies. She can pull the shade, but she can’t the plug… You can blow it away, but you can’t sweep it under the rug. Joy is running out-She can’t shake these blues… Because the love that she’s lost can’t compare to the love she’ll lose. Inside she’s forced to fight, But she can’t block the light, It just ain’t right…to watch, It goes on like this. She’s overlooked…misplaced, Wrinkled face, Life’s

Sick Of It All...
Hook: To all the preachers and the crooked politicians To all the agents who make bullshit a business To all the leaders of the so-called “free nations” The constant lies and bullshit just testing my patience To all the chicks to claim to love their man To all the dudes who claim to do all they can To all those waiting by the phone for a call Its all bullshit and I’m sick of it all! Verse I: There is no fine line between the upper and the middle class And if you lower and you die, they don’t bat an eyelash Why feed the poor when there’s no money to be made But if oil is involved, we quick to throw grenades Its all about profit, power and land And holding all the market shares in the palm of your hand Behind closed doors writing laws benefiting your pocketbooks Stealing from the poor makes you nothing but petty crooks Corporate America always quick to play “Pass the buck” Blamin every problem on the lil guy cuz they don’t give a fuck Its about wealth and the bo

Ethan And Carrie Ch. 01
Ethan and Carrie Ch. 01 by jallen944© Pam went up the stairs to Ethan's room. She had a cunning plan for him, and just thinking about it made her grin. She knocked on his door and went in. "Hi," she said. "Hi," Ethan said. He was just putting on a t-shirt. The front of his jeans were open. Pam stared at his hard, muscular body, and she had to lick her lips. "Can I ask you a favor?" she said as she walked toward him. He pulled the t-shirt on and brushed his hand through his hair. "Sure," he said. Pam stood right in front of him. "Would give my friend a ride home?" "Aw, Jesus, Pam. Why do you always come to me with these stupid things? Why do I always have to drive your friends home?" Pam lifted his t-shirt and stuck her hand down into the front of his jeans, feeling around for his penis. When she found it, it was growing hard. "Please," she said. "If you do, I'll give you a blowjob." Ethan chuckled. "You'd blow me even if I didn't drive her home." "That'

I Really Wish I Had A House
I wish I had a house that was all mine and didn't have to worry about people walking in the room while I was on the computer cause that really annoyes me. I currently live with my husbands mother step dad and his brother two of which I hardly get along with and both of which like to come in the room while I'm on the computer. My days are filled with kids and work all day so when I get online waiting for my husband to get off work at 3am I just want to be left alone enless one of the kids is hurt and I can't hear them crying which is very unlikely. I also want my own place cause lets face it alone time with my husband don't happen as much as I would like it too. Thats all for tonight cause I live a very boring life sorry. chas

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Today's Quote Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could; some blunders and absurdities have crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; you shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense. -Ralph Waldo Emerson

Have A Little Empowerment, Yay
Sparkling grey, Through my own veins. Any more than a whisper, Any sudden movement of my heart. And I know, I know I'll have to watch them pass away Just get through this day Give up your way, you could be anything, Give up my way, and lose myself, not today That's too much guilt to pay Sickened in the sun You dare tell me you love me But you held me down and screamed you wanted me to die Honey you know, you know I'd never hurt you that way You're just so pretty in your pain Give up my way, and I could be anything I'll make my own way Without your senseless hate... hate... hate... hate. So run, run, run And hate me, if it feels good. I can't hear your screams anymore You lied to me But I'm older now And I'm not buying baby Demanding my response Don't bother breaking the door down I found my way out And you'll never hurt me again.

Some Thoughts
wearing a smile on the outside,though inside torn apart.So many things to say,not knowing where to start.My life seems ruinedbefore its even had a chance to begin,trying to do the right thing and stay away from sin!! Its so hard to do the right thing when your the only one that seems to be tryingsometimes it seems better off just giving up and dying yet i try to be strong and carry long and stay away from the things that are wrong so i kneel here and pray that i will be help along the way.

You Know You're From New Jersey When...
...you recognize or can relate to at least 10 of these: You've been seriously injured at Action Park. You know that the only people who call it "Joisey" are from New York (usually The Bronx) or Texas. You don't think of citrus when people mention "The Oranges." You know that it's called "Great Adventure," not "Six Flags." You've ordered a hard roll with butter for breakfast. You've known the way to Seaside Heights since you were seven. You've eaten at a diner, when you were stoned or drunk, at 3 am. Whenever you park, there's a Camaro within three spots of you. You remember that the "Two Guys" were from Harrison. You know that the state isn't one big oil refinery. At least three people in your family still love Bruce Springsteen, and you know what town Jon Bon Jovi is from. You know what a "jug handle" is. You know that a WaWa is a convenience store. You know that the state isn't all farmland. You know that there are no "beaches" in new Jersey - there's "

According To The Dictionary
A Koala bear decides he wants to get laid, so he picks up a hooker. He goes down on her several times and they are really enjoying themselves. After they are finished the koala bear starts getting dressed. The hooker says, "wheres my money?" The koala bear shrugs his shoulders. The hooker repeats herself asking for her money. Again he shrugs his shoulders. The hooker grabs a dictionary and looks up the word hooker and shows it to the koala bear. It says "gets paid for sex." The koala bear picks up the dictionary and looks up Koala Bear and shows it to the hooker. It says, "Eats bush and leaves!"

Dead Cat
Little Lucy found her cat, Tiddles, lying on the ground with its eyes shut, and its legs stiff in the air. "Daddy! What's wrong with Tiddles?" Daddy gently said, "I'm afraid Tiddles is dead, Lucy." "But why are his legs sticking up in the air, Daddy?" asked Lucy, as she fought back the tears. At a loss for something to say, he replied, "Well, ah, Tiddles' legs are pointing up because that makes it easier for Jesus to pick her up and take her back to heaven." Little Lucy seemed to take her Tiddles' death pretty well. However, two days later when her father came home from work Lucy had tears in her eyes and said, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy almost died this morning!" "What? What happened, Lucy? Tell Daddy!" "Well," mumbled Lucy, "this morning I found Mommy lying on the kitchen floor with her legs straight up in the air, shouting,'Oh, Jesus!!! I'm coming, I'm coming!!' It's a good thing the mailman was holding her down or she'd have gone to heaven!"

-a Fools Fire-
There is a Moor at Worlds End The endless grey night broken by only silver waves of moon and the ghost light of the whispering fools fires It's here that all secrets dwell. Where all sins reside in forgotten memories. Here the keeper of desires hidden flame walks in shadowed silence Forever watching over the worlds that came before from the Silver City before The Fall from Gehenna to here. To the ashes that remain from the burning of the Prophets of Reason, to the quiet despair which haunts the halls of the Palace of Delights. It is here that he waits. Alone at The Moor of Worlds End -The Moor of Worlds End- (A Fools Fire) - Fools Fire : Refers to the ghostly lights sometimes seen at night or twilight that hover over damp ground in still air — often over bogs It looks like a flickering lamp, and is sometimes said to recede if approached. Some times referred to as Jack O' Lanterns,Corpse Candles,Will O' The Wisps,Hobby Lanterns,and thought to be ghosts,fairi

-worlds End-
Stars fall like autumn leaves,collecting wildly on the surface of the end of the world. Cold winds blow in,bringing the scent of the world over from paths shrouded in whispering shadows. This is Worlds End. The final destination of dreams. The rock of eternity amidst the sea of memory. The tales of all times are spun of a single thread which is woven into the untold numbers of lives.All of it bound together into the pattern of existence.Lending it's voice to the histories of all peoples,the final voice of Worlds End. It's here all lives begin,and here that all lives end. Waiting to pass into the final chapter of a book written long before the first mortal man drew breathe. Some stories are older than time.They spawn from the collective mind space of all men.The places between. Some demand to be told,regardless of the desires of their tellers,and they reveal themselves at their own leisure,unfolding with the passage of time,speaking softly in dreams with the voices

Make Me Cum Hard............
I am currently at joint 4th place in the "Playboy Model UK" Competition. I need as many UK Residents as possible to vote for me as possible! If you vote for me, I will send Topless photos to you. All you need to do, is send me a text vote, by following the instructions below, then once you have sent a text vote, you will be send a confirmation text, by Playboy, that you have voted for me. Then all you need to do, is forward that confirmation text to me, by forwarding that exact text message to: 07765173460 Then to recieve your topless photos via email, you can either send me a second text message with your name and email address, via the same mobile phone number, so I know its you thats voted! or you can send me an email with your name and mobile number, so I can check my inbox, to see if the text vote confirmation sent to me, is from you. Please give me a double excuse to celebrate this Friday 31st August 2007, not only will it be my 25th birthday, but also it is the

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Well have no idea, what I'm actually doing yet, or for that matter, what I really want to do. But, I know my life is getting better, and for now, I'm just working on that. Eventually, I'll move on to knowing and doing what I really want to do with my life. But for now, this will work.

A Depressed ...
looking regular enters a bar and orders a soda. The bartender asks why he doesn't want his usual shot. "I quit drinking" the man replies. "Last night I blew chunks." "What's so horrible about that?" the bartender asks. "Eveybody gets sick once in a while after drinking." "No, no," the man repplies. "You don't understand. Chunks is my dog."

9 Words Women Say
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your

Strong Women
A strong woman works out every day to keep her body in shape…. but a woman of strength kneels in prayer to keep her soul in shape. A strong woman isn't afraid of anything.... but a woman of strength shows courage in the midst of her fear. A strong woman won't let anyone get the best of her.... but a woman of strength gives the best of her to everyone. A strong woman makes mistakes and avoids the same in the future…. but a woman of strength knows life's mistakes can also be God's blessings and profits from them. A strong woman walks with a sure foot…. but a woman of strength knows God will catch her when she falls. A strong woman wears the look of confidence on her face…. but a woman of strength wears grace. A strong woman has faith that she is strong enough for the journey…. but a woman of strength has faith that it is in the journey that she will be strong.

Ever Have One Of Those Days???
Well,to start off after work yesterday,i called the bank and checked on the balance of my checking account(which i so need to do a better job of!!) Something came through that i didnt think would just yet(so there goes two hundred dollars right out of my account) Here i am trying to figure out where to come up with the money to make up for it.Finally got that taken care of,then my son and i start to leave to go to the store and my car has a flat!! Yeap, and the jack that is in the car is a piece of crap and we cant use it.My son takes me to the store on his motorcycle and that wasnt fun bc we start arguing at each other that lasted about two hrs and he leaves for alittle while and when he gets back, he tells me he has a flat also..So,i called my boyfriend to see if he can change the tire on my car after he gets off work.He comes over at three in the morning,takes the tire off and puts the dounut on and low and behold, the damn dounut is flat. You would think that if you just get a new

The Scum Manifesto (excerpts)
THE SCUM MANIFESTO by Valerie Solanas Life in this society being, at best, an utter bore and no aspect of society being at all relevant to women, there remains to civic-minded, responsible, thrill-seeking females only to overthrow the government, eliminate the money system, institute complete automation and destroy the male sex. It is now technically possible to reproduce without the aid of males (or, for that matter, females) and to produce only females. We must begin immediately to do so. Retaining the male has not even the dubious purpose of reproduction. The male is a biological accident: the y(male) gene is an incomplete x(female) gene, that is, has an incomplete set of chromosomes. In other words, the male is an incomplete female, a walking abortion, aborted at the gene stage. To be male is to be deficient, emotionally limited; maleness is a deficiency disease and males are emotional cripples. As emotions themselves are the symptoms of a crippling disease I think it i

Grief
I want my friend - my counsel. But he's never going to come to me. He's not presently in his office on the other side of the gardens. He won't receive my message. He won't call me back to make sure I'm alright. He will not come to look. He will not find me. I need you more than anything; anyone. Oh God if only I could just talk to you. I need you to catch me. Hold me. I felt a tear a well in my eye. Before it had chance to run down down my face I caught it with the tip of my finger and I flicked it onto the ground. Has it planted a seed? Will it become a tree? If so, what fruit will it bear? Will it taste bitter; sour? Perhaps my tear tree won't fruit at all. I died for a third time today. Will I be born again before the sun sets? If you were here... If you were... We could enjoy this view together - the haze in the far. Magnolia trees, apple and cherry blossom. The birdsong, the pheasant darting in and out of the hedges. The flagstone floor. Daf

To Kill An American
Written by an Australian Dentist To Kill An American You probably missed this in the rush of news, but there was actually a report that someone in Pakistan had published in a newspaper, an offer of a reward to anyone who killed an American, any American. So an Australian dentist wrote an editorial the following day to let everyone k now what an American is . So they would know when they found one. (Good one, mate!!!!) "An American is English, or French, or Italian, Irish, German, Spanish, Polish, Russian or Greek. An American may also be Canadian, Mexican, African, Indian, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Australian, Iranian, Asian, or Arab, or Pakistani or Afghan. An American may also be a Comanche, Cherokee, Osage, Blackfoot, Navaho, Apache, Seminole or one of the many other tribes known as native Americans. An American is Christian, or he could be Jewish, or Buddhist, or Muslim. In fact, there are more Muslims in America than in Afghanistan The only difference is tha

Like Grand-dad Used To Say: As The Stomach Turns!! Soap Opera Stuff
Well, it has been an okay time with Will. How ever I am thinking that there may be some room for improvement. Yep broke my heart last night with a bit of a rude comment. I suppose it was something I'd never expected from him, but it broke my heart...and now I'm feeling alittle tad bit insecure about myself. Which I never usually feel. I'm normally pretty sure of myself and what I want outta life. Well, up goes that wall again, and out comes the cold hearted bitch. Have a great wkend y'all I know I am. luv Kris

Viagra Joke
viagra joke The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty sharp boss!) When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme: Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable. About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top 10 List. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone! The top 10 were: 10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up! 9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper. 8. Viagra, Like a rock! 7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight. 6. Viagra, Be all that you can be. 5. Viagra, Re

Sex Postions
* Face missionary or Missionary face intercourse – while his partner lies on his or her back, man assumes the missionary position but adjusted forward so as to copulate with his penis in his partner's mouth, usually to achieve deep throat penetration. Partner's head may or may not be rested on a pillow. * The Glory Hole – man inserts his penis into a hole in the wall while someone (usually a complete stranger unseen by him) gives him fellatio from the other side of the wall. This is definitely not a safe practice, for you never know what the stranger might do to your penis, nor what diseases she or he might have. Glory holes have been featured in the movies Porky's, The Sweetest Thing and Scary Movie. * Head-against-the-wall – the passive partner sits on the floor or the bed with her back (and head) against the wall, while the man (in a crouching position) copulates in her mouth, usually to achieve deep throat penetration. This also works with the passive partner standing up with

So I'm Getting What I Wished For
so i just found out today that we are most likely moving by next week. we don't have any furniture so it should be easy. i have no clue where we're moving to just that it has to be done next week. so the bad thing is when we move into our apartment we will have no furniture so bad and good at the same time right. when we moved down from oregon we left all are stuff be hind only bringing our clothes and a few boxes for very important stuff. this is going to mean that i might have to get a second job to help pay for stuff. i will have internet. it might take me awhile but i will first i need a computer. well my son is awake i gots to go peace and chicken grease chas

Dream Catcher
An ancient tradition The dream net has been made For many generations Where spirit dreams have played. Hung above the cradle board, Or in the lodge up high, The dream net catches bad dreams, While good dreams slip on by. Bad dreams become entangled Among the sinew thread. Good dreams slip through the center hole, While you dream upon your bed. This is an ancient legend, Since dreams will never cease, Hang this dream net above your bed, Dream on, and be at peace.

Grandfather Cries
Grandfather, do you know me? I am your blood. The son of your son. I come to ask you a question Grandfather. Grandfather, don't you know me? Can I stop being Indian now? There are others that want to be Indian, And if they can start from nothing, I should be able to stop from something? Grandfather, don't you know me? Grandfather, I don't look like you. I don't know what you know. It would be easy for me to hide behind my paler skin. No one would know the pain I feel, Or see the tears I cry for your Great Grandchildren. Grandfather, don't you know me? Grandfather, look what I have done to our world. Mother Earth is on her knees. The Snake and Owl rule the day. I don't understand the language you speak Grandfather. Grandfather, don't you know me? Grandfather, I want my Pepsi, Levi's and Porsche too. I want to go where the others go, And see the things they see too. I don't have time to dance in the old way Grandfather. Grandfather? Grandfather, why are you cryi

My Life
I look at my life, Back, over the years. What did I do wrong, That I ended up here? A childhood, so shattered, That it never could mend, But others lived through it, And bounced back again. Why was it, that I, As a child, couldn't see, That it happened to others, As well as to me? Those people I trusted, For,who else was there? Unable to help me, Through their own despair! Imparting, not wisdom, Nor love and concern, But vicious contempt For the child their hearts Spurned! I ran like the wind, When I saw a way out, Straight to my beginnings, To the birth of my doubt. Ran into the arms, Which had thrown me away! Thinking she'd love me, On this, a new day! Oh, truth is a killer, Of hope, spirit, joy! But still, I survived it, If just to annoy! I met, loved and married The man of my dreams. Had babies, a future, The life of a Queen. But one day I woke up, And there at my door,

For What?
For "What", will my life Have been remembered? Holding the hand Of one who slapped me, Kissing the lips Of one who lied to me, Adoring the face Of one who sneered at me, Saving the soul Which plotted my demise Protecing the reputation Of one who Destroyed mine, Feeding the desires Of one who starved my soul, Comforting the spirit Of one who devoured mine, Fulfilling the dreams of he, Who crushed mine, Sacrificing my happiness For one who found none, Giving of myself, to one Who refused to share Himself with me, Forgiveness for one Who knew no guilt but mine, Sympathy for one Who knew no pain, But that, which he Inflicted on others, Empathy for one Who knew no worry But that, which he created, Compassion for one who Knew no sorrow But that, which he fed on, From others, Fear for one who Knew no threat Except his own weakness, Anger for one who Knew no defeat As long as he Was in control Joy for one who Knew no happiness And refused to share

The Beast
For Paul Chase died: 9-19-83 The Beauty of the Beast... Is riding on it's wing! Traveling through the universe! Playing space cadet! Reality can't reach me! It wouldn't dare infringe! I have my rights..... I prefer to dream! Soaring higher! Soaring, soaring! Tumbling... trembling... Catching moon-beams! Caressing the stars! I am ageless! I am without substance! I can touch your very soul..... With my eyes! New Journey begun August 1997 Eternally, Friends Glenda ©1983

As Time Goes By
As time goes by And you come to the end Reach for the lord And grasp his hand He won't turn you away Or leave you alone He'll just say my dear child Welcome home You have nothing to doubt He won't lead you astray He'll just open his arms And except you today As time passes by It's never to late To walk with the lord And enter his gates

Thought For Today >>who,s Here 24/7 Or ?
Who Is here fo You 24/7 or shall I say round clock always and forever till ? For all your days on earth or in Heaven ; The Almighty God is here. He shows us love , he gives love, He is all ,,does all, created all ; He has answers for your life . So Ask him all. talk to him and he,ll anwer and he is a great listner too.. .. huggs diana

I'm A Winner
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Easy To Say On You!!!
Sweet words are easy to say;nice things are easy to buy;but good people are difficult to find. Life ends when you stop dreaming;hope ends when you stop believing;love ends when you stop crying;friendship ends when you stop sharing.So share this with whoever you consider as a friend to love with out condition,to talk with out intention,to give with out reason,and to care with out expectation...God bless!!!

Soliders Creed
I am an American Solider I am a warrior and a member of a team I serve the people of the United States and I live the Army Values Warrior Ethos I will always place the mission first I will never accept defeat I will never quit I will never leave a fallen commrade I am disiciplined physiclly and mentally tough Trained and prificient in my warrior tasks and drills I always maintain my arms, my equiptment, and myself I am an expert and I am a professional I stand ready to deploy and engage and destroy the enemies of the United States of America in close combat I am a guardian of freedom and the American way of life I am an American Soldier

Life
The AWAKENING. You realize that it's time to stop hoping and waiting for something to change or for happiness, safety and security to come galloping over the next horizon. You come to terms with the fact that he is not Prince Charming and you are not Cinderella and that in the real world there aren't always fairy tale endings (or beginnings for that matter) and that any guarantee of "happily ever after" must begin with YOU and in the process a sense of serenity is born of acceptance. You awaken to the fact that you are not perfect and that not everyone will always love, appreciate or approve of who or what you are...and that is OK... they are entitled to their own views and opinions. And you learn the importance of loving and championing yourself and in the process a sense of new found confidence is born of self-approval. You stop complaining and blaming other people for the things they did to you (or didn't do for you) and you learn that the only thing you ca

Cysticfibrosis
I was born with CysticFibrosis Its a Lung Disease that you get when both your parents have the same Gene. It affects every part of your body and their is no cure.The Life expectancy is 35 but it all depends on how you take care of yourself. Ive had CF all my life every morning i wake up i have to do treatments to help me breathe and take dozens of pills. I have scars on my stomach from surgerys ive gone thru it sucks but well at least im still here right? I think having CF has made me appreciate the things in life alot more .

People Minding My Business Instead Of Thier Own.
You know sometimes i wonder if some people have a life of thier own. I was asked a personal question about my life tonight and if any of you on here know me at all then you know i don't share my personal life with just anyone. I told these few people that asked that it was really none of thier business, so they automatically thought that the rumor was true. I'm not saying one way or the other if it's true or not. That should keep them wondering for awhile, don't ya think. It was a personal question about who i am dating or sleeping with and so on.....one of the people said that she thought we were friends. I have very few close friends and i prefer it that way...i had only met this woman one time and very seldom talk to her...so why would she think we were friends? As for my personal life i think that i am 43 years old and i will sleep with whoever i want to...as long as they are willing...LMAO I had to delete a few people because they were just as bad as the others and said they t

Poem!
Thoughts! I have many thoughts running in my mind... They seem to combine, twist and distort... I think of the happy days and wonder if it was all an act.. I think of the sad ones and wonder if it was just to keep me away from u.. I think of the late night hours and wonder how many were there.. I think of the times u touched me and get sick to my stomach.. I think of the ways u done me wrong and remember how much I truly hate u... I have my weak moments but then I remember how u hit me and the love fades once more.. So, Goodbye.... My last goodbye as I wipe ur memory from my mind... Written by Trish

Poems I Wrote Ages Ago
“Roses” Roses, Roses, everywhere Such beauty is her hair Her wondrous eyes I do see They send a charge through me Petals of beauty before the night Who can withstand such a sight? The face of a rose is beauty indeed To find my right rose, I shall ride my steed I shall search till my strength comes to an end In time my heart shall mend Roses need to be treated with care Finding the right rose is sometimes rare Such beauty has she, would a rose ever want me? Who has the answer? Not me. Ah......but she. Roses, Roses, everywhere Part 2 Roses, Roses everywhere I seek God through song and prayer Lord help me find the right one Who has a heart for Jesus your Son You know what I need to complete my life A part of me that can be completed by a wife To work together and beat as one heart Praising your name and our service to you we start Roses, Roses, everywhere To treat my rose as a treasure so rare Coming together as a husband and wife should be Oh Lord, is th

Bob Wow Wow
A Ballad Of A Performance: Bob to Brian: You walk into the room With your pencil in your hand You see somebody naked And you say, who is that man? You try so hard But you dont understand Just what youll say When you get home? Brian: (investigates the pencil) Bob to mr "Jones": Because something is happening here But you dont know what it is Do you, mister Jones? Mr "Jones": smiles and shakes his head Bob to John Lennon: You raise up your head And you ask, is this where it is? And somebody points to you and says Its his And you say, whats mine? And somebody else says, where what is? And you say John Lennon: Oh my god Am I here all alone? Bob to mr "Jones" But something is happening And you dont know what it is Do you, mister Jones? Mr "Jones" smiles and nods Bob to Brian: You hand in your ticket And you go watch the geek Who immediately walks up to you When he hears you speak And says, how does it feel To be such a

Psalm 150
1 Praise ye Jehovah. Praise God in his sanctuary: Praise him in the firmament of his power. 2 Praise him for his mighty acts: Praise him according to his excellent greatness. 3 Praise him with trumpet sound: Praise him with psaltery and harp. 4 Praise him with timbrel and dance: Praise him with stringed instruments and pipe. 5 Praise him with loud cymbals: Praise him with high sounding cymbals. 6 Let everything that hath breath praise Jehovah. Praise ye Jehovah.

Survey
FireFighter Survey How long have you been a FireFighter? 22 years What Department are you with? Sidney Center Fire Dept What is your rank and certifications? Past Chief/Life member Have you ever been first in on the attack line? yup Have you ever been in a flashover? No Have you ever saved someone from a burning building? No Have you ever been to a Fatality MVA? Yes Have you ever extricated someone from a wrecked car? Yea Which do you prefer riding, the Engine or the Ladder? Engine seems we dont have a ladder How many fires have you been in? Alot How many medical calls have you made? Alot not emt to help ems Have you ever given CPR? No,I am trained though Are you Paid or Volunteer? Volunteer How many stations does your department have? One Which station are you run out of? The same one I jus t said How Many trucks does you that station have? 3-2 pumpers/1 pumper tanker Which truck is your favorite? Attack Truck When the tone goes out, do you get exc

Fact
Writing and Poetry As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin.

Pretty Nifty
Satis Peace-loving and tolerant, receptive to wealth, analytical and science-minded, tender towards those who are not ignorant, can sometimes be angry. Colors: male: deep red, female: deep blueCompatible Signs: Amon-Ra, Set Dates: Jan 1 - Jan 7, Jun 19 - Jun 28, Sep 1 - Sep 7, Nov 18 - Nov 26 Role: Goddess who protected the sources of the Nile and goddess of the cataract at the border of Egypt and NubiaAppearance: A woman wearing the white crown of Upper Egypt with antelope horns on the sides.Sacred animal: antelope What is Your Egyptian Zodiac Sign?Designed by CyberWarlock of Warlock's Quizzles and Quandaries

This Saddens Me Greatly
I was looking on the MDRF craft page and one of my favorite places is no longer there Dan The Master Joyner what makes me even sadder is the handle from my mug broke today and I was going to have it fixed when I got to fare :( so it will seem that I will need to get a new mug

The Finger...
You Are the Index Finger You are ambitious, driven, and capable. You aren't afraid to take responsibility for your actions - or place the blame on whoever deserves it. You are honest, free thinking, and objective. You see things in your own way - and you aren't afraid to let everyone know about it. You get along well with: The Thumb Stay away from: The Ring Finger What Finger Are You?

Yep I Push Buttons ;^) ;^)
How Do Men See You?Men See You As PlayfulMen want a challenge and you are the perfect playmate You know how to push men's buttons and attract a wide range of guys You enjoy living and loving - it's one of your most attractive qualities Men are often consumed with desire for you, and you love that! How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic

Psycho Stalker
I made the mistake of trying to make friends on here and I did or so I thought I searched for profiles of married parents in my city to hang out with you like with like and the sort we hung out for a while than she started telling me her husband was abusing her and her 19 month old daughter I found out later he wasn't but at the time I told her she could stay here went and bought her and her daughter everything she needed and than some but found out she was only using me for the money I spent, my car and my house to meet men she than turned on my husband even made the remark about how I should know better than to introduce my husband to my friends cause they will steal him ...... my husband found this hillarious he told me what was going on and started talking to her only on three-way so we oculd tape the conversations and when he instant messanged her he would copy and send them to me to print out. One of the guys she slept with was about to be married when he told her he was going ba

True Stories! They Walk Among Us!
I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up a $46.64 charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave it back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor and gave her the money back. She became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew what she was doing, and returned the money again. I gave her the money back again.. same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64. ......they walk among us and many work retail..... I walked into a McDonald's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said "buy-one-get-one-free." "They're already buy-one-get-one-free," she said "So I guess they're both free". She handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door. ..... they walk among us and many work retail... One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky a

Roy Contacted Me!!! Hell No!
Roy had the audacity to call me! He (SEEMED) genuinly interested in how I have been. I was not happy. And showed it. I told him that I have been fine. No problems. (I didn't speak much.) The tone in my voice was apparent. I was very angry. I asked him if he received that LETTER. He replied he didn't understand what I was talking about. No he hadn't received anything. I told him it was months and months ago. He said no, that he didn't get anything back really from his old apartment. That he has moved to Dublin. He's not living with his sister but with someone else. I remember him telling me about a guy that he was trying to move in with. A possible roommate up in Dublin. I don't remember the specifics, but I do remember I wasn't happy with the arrangements at the time. Anyway, I was PISSED. If you recall in the letter I had expressely stated for him to never contact me in any way shape or form again. All this time, I assumed he understood. Well considering he's a backstabbing