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Pimp OutHi everyone,
I just wanted to say a huge thank you to everyone who spent hours, comments and rates helping me win a happy hour in Stephanie Lynn's giveaway, and thanks so much to Steph for letting me take part.
I've always thought that contests/giveaways show you who your real friends are, as they will give you all the help that they can. This is so true!!! Some friends have helped a little, but some helped a huge lot, and it has just been completed with all your help thanks so much woohooo ;o)
Here are some of my biggest helpers, most are in my family and top friends list. Please stop by and show them loads of luv, they really do deserve it, and please tell them that Mish sent you ;o) I luv them all so much :o)
In no particular order ...
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Are You The Hater????WOMAN OVER 30
A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask,
"What are you thinking?"
She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game,
she doesn't sit around whining about it.
She does something she wants to do. And,
it's usually something more interesting.
A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in whom she is, what she is,
what she wants and from whom.
Few women past the age of 30 give a hoot what you might think about her or what she's doing.
Women over 30 are dignified.
They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
Of course,
if you deserve it,
they won't hesitate to shoot you,
if they think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise,
often undeserved They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends.
A younger woman with a ma
This Is Funny!!Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend. Ed and Ted slept in
one tent while the wives used the other.
At about three in the morning, Ted woke up and yelled, "Wow,
unbelievable!"
Which woke Ed.
"What's going on?" said Ed.
"I've got to go to the other tent and find my wife." said Ted.
"How come?" said Ed.
"To have sex! I just woke up with the biggest hard-on I've ever had in my
life!" said Ted
After a pause, Ed said, "Do you want me to come with you?"
"Hell, no! Why would I want you to do that?" said Ted.
"Because that's my dick you're holding," said Ed.
Table Of ContentsTable of Contents for the Ka-tet of Forty and Five
Hile, Folken,Welcome to the Ka-tet of Forty and Five.We are a small group of people with a common purpose and that is to follow The Way of Eld.There will be a blog to discuss this in detail and if it isn't on here, then it hasn't been posted yet and I cry your pardon for the delay.Please feel free to peruse the information set forth in these tomes of knowledge and enjoy the submissions by our members here.
History, Mythology, and Philosophy of the Dark Tower
Creation and the Prim
The Guardians and the Beams
The Dark Tower
Announcement
Tet News and Contests
Rules, Bylaws, and Terminology of the Tet
Roster of the Ka-tet of Forty and Five
We Have New Members
Brandy's BlogFart! lol. Hey everyone,
Freaking teeth are hurting me soo bad, really started a new level of pain the past two days. I went to the dentist Feb 21st and he gave me an antibiotic and tylenol 3 for pain. Right now it is barely if any helping. I wish they could just yank them out. I have medical card, so have to wait for them to approve it before anything gets done. Please, asking all of you to say some prayers for me. This is an ungodly amount of pain my teeth are causing me. The left side of my face swells and I'm lucky if I manage 2 hours of sleep. Nothing seems to help. Mine is not just a regular tooth that aches. I have a gum disease, a bad one. So imagine your worst toothache you've ever had and multiply that by a 10,000 and you can picture the pain that I'm in. Anyways just wanted ya'll to know if I'm not on chatting much, this is why. I'm gonna log off now, I just took two tylenol 3's and an antibiotic and they seem to be working briefly. Not sure how long the pain will be gon
It Is All A Lie.I would never in my entire life make fun of someones child, let alone someone's child who is autistic. I teach a drama class for 10 autistic children and they are the lights of my life. They are absolutly amazing kids and to be accused of making fun of an autistic child makes me sick to my stomach.
Everyone can think what they like, but the bulletin that was posted about me (that was now deleted by it's poster) is a total and complete lie. I do not have fake accounts and I would not ever downrate and make fun of anyone's children. That is cruel and wrong and saddens me that someone would ever accuse me of doing it.
Thank you to my awesome Snake Eyes Family for backing me up while the bully was up. I love you all lots.
&hearts
kitty kat
You Don't Knowyou don't know how I feel
as I standing here watching you talking
to someone else
flirting and hugging
you are not mine anymore
and we dance to the music
and I feel our bodies touching
and I wish it was our hearts
beating for each other again
but you don't know how I feel
as i smile up at you
music keeps on playing
our bodies seperating
and I want to take you home
take you home and never let you go
you call me
to tell me about some stupid story
and I am not paying attention to it
I am drifting
I am dreaming
about your voice and how you used to whisper in my ear
when you were holding me tight
and the stars exploded on the ceiliing
and our love felt like there would be no end
and i hear you say goodbye
and the phone disconnects
I hear the knocking
and I open the door
and it's you
I step out into the bright blue promise of you
and my hope circulates
as I look into your eyes
and
Gah! I Hate Drama...people really piss me the fuck off...theres people around me..all theyre doin is stabbing me in the back..i have one TRUE friend here where i live..and it sux t-total ass! i hate it! people are starting to say that i said shit that i didnt even say...most people will say not to worry about it n shit..but i cant help it..i cant stand a damn liar...thats my pet peeve...but anyway..im tired of typing so i guess this is it...
I'm BackCOME ON IN TO THE VAMPIRE'S LAIR!! WE PLAY ALL REQUESTS!!
WE LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOU THERE!! COME N AND PLAY STUMPED THE DJ!! AND HAVE A FEW DRINKS!!
^^^ CLICK PIC TO ENTER THE VAMPIRE'S LAIR^^^
Lyricsall day
staring at the ceiling making
friends with shadows on my wall
all night
i'm hearing voices telling me
that i should get some sleep
because tomorrow might be good
for something
hold on
i'm feeling like i'm headed for a
breakdown
i don't know why
i'm not crazy i'm just a little unwell
i know right now you can't tell
but stay awhile and maybe then you'll see
a different side of me
i'm not crazy i'm just a little impaired
i know right now you don't care
but soon enough you're gonna think of me
and how i used to be
see me
talking to myself in public
and dodging glances on the train
i know
i know they've all been talking 'bout me
i can hear them whisper
and it makes me think there must be something wrong
with me
out of all the hours thinking
somehow
i've lost my mind
[chorus]
talking in my sleep
pretty soon they'll come to get me
they'll be taking me away
Wish I was too dead to cry
My self-affliction fades
Stones to throw at my crea
This Life Of Mine 28Monday here. I went to bed late because I was watching Big Brother 9 After Dark on Showtime. Big Brother started last week and it is usually on in the summer but with the writers strike that went on for over 3 months, they decided throw this together real fast....at least that is what I think. Anyway, every night the uncensored show is on Showtime. It can be either really boring to watch or like last night, "can't take your eyes off the train wreck" good!
The night before, Peter and I were watching the show and they were all happy and loving each other and all getting naked in the hot tub. Last night, I turned it on and they were screaming at each other calling each other fucking cunts and ganging up on the one girl. It was so funny. Especially the gay guy on the show. He was the one that was screaming the most obscenities. He said last night that "she needs a dick up her ass more then I do!" This season it is about the hot, young and beautiful people minus 2 of them on the
St. Valentine's DaySaint Valentine's Day
Do you really believe in Saint Valentine’s Day?
February 14th is the day they say.
Two people showing all the love they share of a perfect day between lovers who care.
How about a little boy and girl who sees ... the love and happiness between you and me.
Do they copy us and mimic what they see?
Or is it because of something done naturally?
Sweethearts, are what we are call they say.
But only on Saint Valentines Day.
Keeping in touch with your heart knowing how love can build a new start.
I give you roses and a big red heart too.
Filled with chocolates and a big hug for you.
Loving you more on Saint Valentine’s Day.
Please tell me this is not the only way.
I love you today and tomorrow too.
Even if I fail to show it to you.
You mean the world to me from beginning to end.
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Awaydon't know if antone will care but i will be gone for a week doing army stuff getting ready to deploy so back in a week
This BoySinger : James Morrison
Song &c Lyrics : James Morrison
Lyrics | This Boy lyrics
Get Fu-bucks For Rating My PicsSo some of you bitches complain because you need fu-bucks. And sometimes I feel compelled to just give them to you. I think it's time I received some benefits for being so damn nice. So here's my offer:
Rate AND comment EVERY single picture in my "Rate & comment for 10,000 fu-bucks" folder and I will give you 10,000 fu-bucks. I think that's pretty generous.
I've also decided that if enough people actually do this for me, I will consider opening my two NSFW folders again.
So go rate and comment then message me that you're finished. I'll check out who actually did it and then send you fu-bucks. Peas out, yo.
P.S. RATE AND COMMENT!! Both, not one. Thanks.
Big Balls!This conversation started innocently from a comment I made in a mumm, about having big balls. One name has been changed to protect the innocent.
Ron Jeremy: umm hope this ain't too personal....but exactly how big are your balls? ....lmaooooo
Jen: They are so big I have to tuck them behind my ears.
Ron Jeremy: omg...laughin
Jen: Man, they take ages to shave.
Ron Jeremy: just lather them in nair....
Jen: Damn, that would cost too much.
Ron Jeremy: yea costs alittle..but saves on nicks and cuts.
Jen: Well I tell you what would make it easier, you hold them up, while I shave them, ok?
Ron Jeremy: you want me to hold your balls so you can shave em?
Jen: YES, is that a problem?
Ron Jeremy: not if you'll recipricate...lmao
Jen: lmfao
Ron Jeremy: always bothersome tho when the girls balls are bigger than mine...
Ron Jeremy: well typically we guys don't hang em behind our ears...that threw me off.....behind the knee's yes...but behind the ears?
Jen: yes, they double up as a
VacancyVACANCY FOR AN ELECTRICIAN IN INDIA
...leave in a fortnight. No previous experience necessary . All safety gear supplied, no overtime restrictions, pliers and screwdriver available at depot.
Essential requirement - fault finding skills!
Salary: neg.
Working hours: till the job is done
Taking A BreakI have been on here awhile now. I think since Nov. of 2006. I have made some wonderful friends, & I have made some just friends...& then some that just added me for the points. Kind of like I have done. Some posts comments everyday, some actually come & rate me, some even ask me every so often how I am doing.
I am a nice person. Really I am. I have made some choices in my life, that I am not really proud of, but they helped shape who I am today. I have had to learn the hard way, that no matter how nice you are...you are not always going to have it returned.
I have been Married, had children, suffered losses, gotten divorced, had my heart shattered in millions of pieces, & picked them up & put the pieces back together.
I got on this site, hoping to find some friends, fun & whatever. I did not, however, expect to meet someone who was going to take my breath away. It has been kind of a whirl wind relationship. We started talking in Aug. 2007, met face to face a couple of wks. later
JokesBob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, arrives one evening at
his country club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy
25-year-old Japanese woman who knocks everyone's socks off with her
exotic sex appeal, beguiling accent, and oriental charm. Demurely, she
hangs onto Bob's arm, listens intently to his every word, and caters to
his every whim -- preparing and then lighting his cigar, bringing him
cocktails from the bar, rubbing his temples when he complains of a
slight headache, etc.
His friends at the club are all aghast and green with envy. When she
excuses herself to go to the powder room, they corner him and ask, "Bob,
how did you get the trophy girlfriend, order her from match-maker website?"
Bob replies indignantly, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!"
They are amazed, but continue to question him. "So, how did you
persuade her to marry you?"
"I lied about my age", Bob replies.
"What did you do, tell her you were only 50?"
Bob smiles and answers,
All About MeASAYINGS:
All generalizations are false, including this one.
All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.
Always be sincere, even when you don't mean it. - Irene Peter
Always remember no matter where you go, there you are.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Ambition is the last refuge of the failure.
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
Angels can fly because they take themselves so lightly.
Any fool can criticize, condemn, & complain. And most do.
Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening. - Pardo
Anything that is designed to do more than one thing can't do any of them well.
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
As long as I can remember, I've had amnesia.
As soon as the stewardess serves the coffee, the airline encounters turbulence.
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
Better to understand a lit
10 Things About Me.Instructions......
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.
1.I was once a Christian.
2. I talk to myself. Alot.
3. I see ghost. I see dead people!
4. I have a weakness for women. Can't say no to sex.
5. I like Pain.
6. I have bad road rage.
7. I am Bipolar.
8. I love Violence
9. I love animals, all kinds.
10. I love sad songs.
i have tagged Emanon Forever,Ms.Mona,Sunny,Tennis Girl,Alexz.
Showing Some LoveHey everyone I belong to this lounge called Mystical Dark Angels lounge. Its amazing on how sweet everyone is in there. I am the dancer and i wanna invite all of you to join the lounge and have alot of fun!. We are one big happy family in there. Respect is a must. Disrespect anyone and you will be asked to leave. So come on in and take a look around if you like it join us. We guarantee you wont be disapointed. Hello everyone! this is for all of my friends on here. I appreciate th elove ive been getting since i signed up lastnight. Ind everyone of you. I figured i would dedicate this to all of you. You have made me feel so welcome since ive been here. Stop by anytime to show the love. I love comments and fans and all of that other good stuff so thank you all so much. Party like rockstar thank you so much for everything youve done so far. You are a true friend. much love!
Redneckthis is the queen of the my doublewide trailer... she is an amazing friend. but my trailer park queen. LOL
all i can say about this woman is
This was our Preacher at our Redneck Shin-dig.... His name Bubba.
Military StuffYOU MIGHT BE A CORPSMAN IF...
a.. your peers call you and "old salt" but you've never been to sea.
b.. you've ever searched the supply room for fallopian tubes.
c.. you pull out a 16-gauge needle, and some Marine passes out.
d.. you head to the Golden Corral after an autopsy.
e.. you can do the job of any rate in the Navy; and do it better.
f.. someone says, "I have IBM." And you ask "What are they treating you with?"
g.. you haven't seen your 782 gear since you checked in.
h.. you get CHT and CHCS confused.
i.. sea duty consists of buildings in foreign lands out of sight of any ocean.
j.. you think it's against the Geneva Convention for you to have to chip paint.
k.. you think an "all hands working party" means everyone but you.
l.. people trust you with their life but not with their car.
m.. your dinner conversations would chase away a cannibal.
n.. the pattern on your pajama's reads PROPERTY OF USNH.
o.. you use sutures to fix your uniform.
p.. you use hemostats to
Happy HourMizotte has less than 5000 to go yet for his Happy Hour. Let's make this happen for him. All love will be returned.
I Wish I Felt Nothing........I Wish I Felt Nothing
Say when you're alone
It's better 'cause nobody knows you
When no one's your friend
It's better 'cause nobody leaves you
So you turned your back
On a world that you could never have
'Cause your heart's been cracked
And everyone else's is goin' mad
Chorus:
But I hear voices
And I see colors
But I wish I felt nothing
Then it might be easy for me
Like it is for you
Now all of these people
Come up from deep holes
Pullin' you down
And it's just no use
When all the abuse follows you down
By the morning you've gone
Leavin' me here all alone
Sayin' it's no mystery
I know that nobody here needs me
(chorus)
And I know you believe that you and me don't belong here
And the worst we could do
Is keep trying to pretend we care
(chorus)
LifeSorry that I haven't been on lately, so much has been going on, its been pretty stressful,so for anyone that was worried, sorry,
The Real Mehumm why is it people talk and all the do is talk shit yall know who you are im tired of all the bullshit from people dont bother me if your gonna be that way be a trader or a backstabber ect cause im tired of crying andim tired of being hurt if ya cant be true to me than dont fucking bother cause i dont fucking care any more i got too much shit going on in my life for fake ass people and fake as stories and you know who you are dont feel sorry for and dont feel like there is something you wanna do cause it seems like i can only trust a few people and they know who they are well thank you and i hope yall read this and get some insight into what im saying to all those people who are my friends and family on fubar my last blog i wrote was things im worried about and things that bother me and my feelings i had to get out and i am truely deeply sorry if i hurt anyone feelings or said anything to make someone mad but sometimes i have to get out what im feeling and let people know and too m
Personal Hellas i come out of the darkness into the light i feel relief. but how long will the relief last as darkness is all i know i feel as if i am alone no one to turn to no one to hear my screams in the night...no time to hear me no time to see me...it was just as i thought life has no meaning as i have no purpose..who am i what am i..am i here to be bound and broken torn between the light and the darkness....i will never know no one will ever know who i am as i dont even know myself...so many thoughts yet i cant grasp just one.... when this ends i will sleep as if i have never slept...i will live as i never lived before...then and only then i can rest.. there will be no conflict in my mind ...my will to live grows weaker and weaker....everyday i try to be strong but the darkness breaks me down as i am not strong enough to fight so i give in...when the darkness returns the light will cease to exist.....i have never existed never lived.......people sometimes say i am selfish.....they do not liv
Can I Just Say...There's a saying...
"If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all."
Those words describe my life perfectly.
Think I'm exaggerating...ask people that know me. The world is full of them. I know a few too many myself. Maybe I am one of them. Who knows? I'm so fed up with life right now. For every up there are 10 downs. Can't a girl just catch a break in this world?
Cyber FlingsI have been reading the about me sections of members profiles. I have encountered a lot more profiles that are not interested in cyber flings than those who are promoting it. I realize the member count is high, but if so many are not wanting to have cyber hookups, how is it that so many still think that is what this site is about. it seems to me the majority are just looking for someplace to cut up and have fun.
My Official WebsiteHey Everyone Come Swing By & Check Out My New Website You'll Find Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Me & Much More
SweetBabyGirls Official Website
Trying To Gain Weighti feel fat but yes i no iam not iam trying to gain the weight i lost back i was at 160 pounds but since i had alot of thigns happening my weight was lost very quickly and i was down to 120pounds i finaly got to be somewhere from 140 to 150 pounds i try the wieght gain shakes they dont help today i had 5 hotdogs with chile then i had 2 eggs with bacgan then i had a hambuger now iam eating a bowl of chile
is ther anyway any one can think of gaining wegiht fast
Contest BlogsI'm Hosting a Pick your Prize Giveaway!!
I enjoyed Molly's giveaway so much last month, Ive decided to host one of my own.
There will only be one winner per prize--so get your entries in early. All Prizes will be given out at the end of the giveaway on May 2cd.
You must fullfill the requirements to get the prize.
OMLY THREE PRIZES REMAIN OPEN: AS PROMISED NO INTERESTED IN THE 30 OR THE 3 DAY BLAST HAS MADE WAY FOR 3 NEW PRIZES: (2) 1 MONTH VIPS & (1) GIFT BLING PAK
here are the prizes I am offering:
(2) 7 day blast--25,000 comments
(4) 1 month VIP--25,000 comments
(5) 1 gift bling pak-- 20,000 comments
Rates will count for 10 yup I said 10 comments!!
Thats 11 Prizes-11 entries
First come-First serve!
So get your entries in asap--just send me a private message with a link to the pic you want to enter--can be any sfw picture you like to use-- and as soon as its posted to my giveaway album--Game on!!
Sexygranny1967~Shadow Leveler~ S*U*P*~ & F*W*C* Greeter~Proud
The History Of My Love Life CalculatorYou Are 72% Republican
You have a good deal of elephant running through your blood, and you're proud to be conservative.
You don't fit every Republican stereotype, but you definitely belong in the Republican party.
How Republican Are You?
Your Birthdate: August 17
You love being in love... so much so that it's very hard for you to be single.
Unfortunately, it's difficult for you to stay in love over time. Too many people intrigue you!
Only your true love will be able to keep you interested over time.
Number of True Loves You'll Have: 1
Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 4
You are most compatible with people born on the 8th, 17th, and 26th of the month.
What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life?
You Are the Ace of Spades
You are ambitious, slow and steady, and at times, self serving.
You aim high, and you're willing to be brutal to get what you desire.
Highly dominant and controlling, people are intimidated by
::the Dangers Of The Wii::I realized last night how dangerous the Wii can be...first off, I almost twisted my arm from swinging too much at "Zelda: Twilight Princess" which isn't good...but the realization came to me when Jenny and I were playing Wii baseball and while I was pitching, I stood too close to Jen since she swung and instead of whacking at the ball, whacked me instead....I had no idea how much wii controllers can hurt!
Msnwell heres my email god-gave-meyou@hotmail.com
or you shall find me here,much nicer place to talk to my friends than this sleaze joint-http://bebo.com/spicy-honey
To The LadiesI am on yahoo messanger late night after 12:30 am eastern time to any ladies looking for a little late night cam fun.
My screen name is themikeman0162
Short StoryHe walks into the room he body naked soft and still..the candles on the mantle the only light available for him to see. Her skin glowing as the candles light kiss each inch of her beautiful body. She is deep in slumber he walks quietly over to her side just watching her chest rise and fall as she takes in each breath. His hands tremble wanting to touch her but he only watches her. He bends down and blows gently on her breasts she moves only slightly her hand resting on her thigh her nipples beautiful starting to reach for the cool kiss of his breath. He gently takes his fingers and runs them over her plump pink lips. he wants her so badly, it takes all he can to hold back. He bends over to lick her sweet soft lips as his fingers run down her chest...sliding down her tummy to find her sweet slit wet awaiting him. His tongue licks her lips then plunges into her mouth. She is half awake not sure if she is dreaming...but she is on fire for him his hands working her into a frenzy begging fo
Thoughts For 200810 Thoughts For 2008
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Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8
Men have two emotions:
Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person
to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky . Not really good for anything, but
you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism.
Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial
tax cut saves you $30.00?
Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to mak
18 FebHi! Thank you to everyone who stopped by my page this weekend. ONly 2 million more points to go ... lol. Mona and I had a great weekend and visited my two oldest daughters. Sorry I did not get around to posting comments today ... bummer. But I will get them posted tomorrow ... no comments on Wednesday, however. I'll be in DC on business, again. I've got this really funny Hump Day pic I've been wanting to post for over a month, but seems like I'm in a business travel on every Wednesday rut.
Cheers to all,
Steve
What Hurts The Most...I can take the rain on the roof of this empty house
That don’t bother me
I can take a few tears now and then and just let them out
I’m not afraid to cry every once in a while
Even though going on with you gone still upsets me
There are days every now and again I pretend I’m ok
But that’s not what gets me
What hurts the most
Was being so close
And having so much to say
And watching you walk away
And never knowing
What could have been
And not seeing that loving you
Is what I was tryin’ to do
It’s hard to deal with the pain of losing you everywhere I go
But I’m doin’ It
It’s hard to force that smile when I see our old friends and I’m alone
Still Harder
Getting up, getting dressed, livin’ with this regret
But I know if I could do it over
I would trade give away all the words that I saved in my heart
That I left unspoken
What hurts the most
Is being so close
And having so much to say
And watching you walk away
And never knowing
What could have been
And
Show Me Lovei wanna see howmany of u on my friends list and family list payattention to me and love me......lol.......so if yall wouldnt mind makin me a slute to show me the love....thnx
Friends Help Plz/i81.photobucket.com/albums/j215/stellyse/background.jpg ">
only got about 23,828 left to go ......
bomb me
bomb this pic
bomb this pic
thanks alot evonne and tismom05
BeautifulTHE WICCAN REED
Bide within the Law you must, in perfect Love and perfect Trust.
Live you must and let to live, fairly take and fairly give.
For tread the Circle thrice about to keep unwelcome spirits out.
To bind the spell well every time, let the spell be said in rhyme.
Light of eye and soft of touch, speak you little, listen much.
Honor the Old Ones in deed and name,
let love and light be our guides again.
Deosil go by the waxing moon, chanting out the joyful tune.
Widdershins go when the moon doth wane,
and the werewolf howls by the dread wolfsbane.
When the Lady's moon is new, kiss the hand to Her times two.
When the moon rides at Her peak then your heart's desire seek.
Heed the North winds mighty gale, lock the door and trim the sail.
When the Wind blows from the East, expect the new and set the feast.
When the wind comes from the South, love will kiss you on the mouth.
When the wind whispers from the West, all hearts will find peace and rest.
Nine woods in the C
News From My SitesWell I was sooo excited to get my SC site up and running, but what did i know? They are anal and jealous of a great site. They made me choose between sites and either have them or my DreamNet site. Well that was a no Brainer!!! DreamNet is great and I get to deal with real people. so bye bye SC!!! come see me at www.jezabellehaven.com plus u can catch more of me on freakmommas real soon. ttys!!
Kisses!!
Jezz
HatersI'm sick of it. People are always bashing on christians calling us sheep and such. I AM NOT A SHEEP. I choose to be a christian because it is what feels right to me. I don't go around calling all other religious people slaves to thier god, if I agree with their choose or not, it's just that, a choice. If I choose to believe in God and that Christ died for my sins, who are you to tell me I'm wrong. I think most religions have the same general ideas. Be kind to your fellow man, don't kill, help those in need. I am by no means perfect, I am a sinner. I don't judge people based on their religion, but on the way they act and treat other people. If you want to judge me strictly based on my religion than you can kiss my ass. You will miss out on meeting many interesting people if you don't want to know them only because they believe in a different invisible man than you. And another thing, christians who do this are not christians. Love your fellow man and get over yourselves.
Why Do Woman Set Out To Hurt MenI pose the question. What is true love? I think too often we look for true love in the wrong places in life, some people look at work, the gym and church. Many people look there whole life for their soul mate and never find them. Then we find that person who we think its them, or people are the wolf in sheep clothing, that they trick people into believing they are their true love. What we forget to do is look deep inside of ourselves for the answer.This is were we get hurt.True love is hard to fined but we need look hard and be honest with ourselves. Once we are honest with are self than its easier to fined true love.
Every day we meet people on the street. Have ever wondered is that person for me? I believe we meet people for a reason. Today we need to say hi or how are you doing? We all might make a new friend or fined that special someone. Have you ever thought about some of the people we meet in every day life.I have meet some cool people that share their thoughts on life for
Jackassalosok so here we go again. a few days ago loki and myself started on this moronic cunt about how she should just go ahead and kill herself and stop talking about it. apparently we have offended some of her brethren when we did this. you know how those lo's and lettes stick together. sorta like ass hair when you dont wipe quite good enough. anyway, so i had one guy leave me a comment about nuttz, i think hes a gay. then i had a certified field brotha (you know, like in the army field lol) who threatens to shut my system down with a virues(yes he spelled it that way, straight up no child left behind material)which oddly enough the army took a great interest in, just wait for them to come calling freekshow. so all in all i have come to a conclusion that all juggalos and juggalettes should do the world a favor and just kill themselves. that way we dont have to pay for them later in life through taxes and state welfare programs. it would save us all money in the long run.
Wrestlemania 24John Cena vs. Triple H vs. Randy Orton for the title. I think John Cena will be champ once again.... God I hope so!!!!!!!!
Giving Away $10000 FubucksHi im giving away $10000 fubucks to the first 10 VIP'S who give me all 100 of your 11's for today you have til midnight 2/18/08 mountain time to do so if you are interested leave me a privite message.
Ebay Boycotthttp://money.cnn.com/2008/02/15/smbusiness/ebay_strike_update.fsb/index.htm?postversion=2008021810 and also article http://money.cnn.com/2008/02/06/smbusiness/ebay_alternatives.fsb/index.htm
Call MeMusic is my passion in life, I cannot live without it. Depending on what mood I am in, it goes from very mean and angry to very thought provoking and sentimental. Today I was feeling sentimental. Listened to -itis. And this song over and over again. With someone on my mind.
when everything crumbles
when everything falls
when everyone stumbles and tears at your walls
when every day seems like the next one is too far away
when every day's sorrow
when every day's pain
when every tomorrow brings nothing but rain
when every day seems like you’re lost, you can't find your way
just call me and I'll be there
if all of your worries
if all of your fears
if all off your hurries bring nothing but tears
if every step forward takes you farther back than before
if no one's around you
if no one can stand
if no one steps forward and holds out their hand
if anytime you think it's over, you can't take no more
just call me and I'll be there
if ev
DorkalinaPeople suck....mmmhm all of them I will make signs if u want me 2
Rules: NO NUDES...please I am properish I wish he can hear me cry
see the tears that lay on my pillow
knowing I might never get to laugh again
hearing suffering sad songs on repeat
wishing that one day he can forgive me for the beast i became
I dont expect him to understand nor forgive me for the pain I have caused him
but the selfish part of me wants him to talk to me
I clench my heart as the thrill to call him or txt him emurges..
I just cant STOP talking to him...
he has been such a frequent part of my life
" I am so sorry " I wanna scream in the reciever of the phone
I close my eyes tightly a breathe of sorrow
I think about the better days...
the days i would lay on this pillow laughing and giggling at him
the days I would shout at him and play fight..
hanging up only to have him call me 2 secs after..
The nights he would lay in bed telling me he loved me and he wants to be in my life..
and how
The Wisdom Of PoetryThe following is from Alexander Pushkin's Eugene Onegin, a novel written entirely in verse -
He who has lived as thinking beinng
Within his soul must hold men small;
He who can feel is always fleeing
The ghost of days beyond recall;
For him enchantment's deep infection
Is gone; the snake of recollection
And grim repentance gnaws his heart.
All this, of course, can help impart
Great charm to private conversation;
And though the language of my friend
At first disturbed me, in the end
I liked his caustic disputation-
His blend of banter and of bile,
His sombre wit and biting style.
brilliant because it's true, or maybe it's just me..
I've only finished the first chapter of Onegin so I'm sure I'll be sharing more here - along with any other words of wisdom(or just plain great poetry) that strikes me.
Signed,
Lord Surly, the unofficial fu-bard of Fubar
I DunnoSelf Approval....
Its kills me how people will do or say what ever to try and "prove something to others" when all they are doing is trying to prove something to themselves. If you feel you need to prove something to the world, by glorifiying your life or what have you, then you obiously know deap down in your heart that something is not right. you are either threatened or afraid. If you are spending that much time and energy attempting to prove, what ever it may be that u desire people to see and yourself to have its no wonder you dont have it! If you that sort of additude towards life, your not going to get the results you desire!
Selfishness...
1: concerned excessively or exclusively with oneself : seeking or concentrating on one's own advantage, pleasure, or well-being without regard for others
2: arising from concern with one's own welfare or advantage in disregard of others selfish act>
If you are so selfish you can not see past your own needs and wants so that the
My Life.you know what it's like to go through something alone. no exceptions.
what the hell is wrong with the world. To make someone feel so small. She died the night they said she was through. She wasn't good enough. They said she never will be. Look at yourself in the mirror little girl. Don't you see. Perfect....no, far from it. Flaws you see. Are the cause of social distruction. Unable to breath while they smile around her. Picture you with him...never. She torments them back. Only feeling good for a while. The pain is restored. Can I just say, this world is full of retarded sick bastards who love to belittle the less fortunate. This girl had enough. She was going to put an end to useless tears. Suffering is not worth living. a box, a rope, and a bag of skittles. she emptied out her room, started giving her things away little by little. soon all was left was the rope. the box. and the bag of skittles. One day she sat on the box and ate her skittles. Tadting the rainbow she hung the rope
The Power Of Three Little Words (author Unknown)Some of the most significant messages people deliver to one another often come in just three words. When spoken or conveyed, those statements have the power to forge new friendships, deepen old ones and restore relationships that have cooled.
The following three word phrases can enrich every relationship:
I'LL BE THERE - Being there for another person is the greatest gift we can give. When we are truly present for other people, important things happen to them and to us. We are renewed in love and friendship. We are restored emotionally and spiritually. 'Being there' is at the very, very core of civility.
I MISS YOU - Perhaps more marriages could be salvaged and strengthened if couples simply and sincerely said to each other, "I miss you." This powerful affirmation tells partners they are wanted, needed, desired and loved.
I RESPECT YOU - Respect is another way of showing love. Respect conveys the feeling that another person is a true equal. It is a powerful way to affirm th
AuctionI would like to be in an auction but dont now how or if posible. let me know if there is one i can participate in?
Ugh..bloody Myspace.was just irritated so i thought id blog this instead of mumm it since now days the mumms are full of noob bashers. anyways i was on myspace today...and the first message i get from this guy is that he wants to hook up. so i message him back and tell him sure lets talk but just as friends tho.
and heres what he writes
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: You Never Met A Guy Like Me
Date: Feb 18, 2008 7:47 PM
thats all i get js friends...what am i that ugly?...
so heres my reply.
Body:
well first of all i just got out of a relationship so thats the last thing im looking for. second off your too young.
quit going for the "poor me no one wants to date me cause im too ugly theme". its not attractive and it makes people not want to talk to you.
im not trying to be a bitch but thats just what it seems like. and people arent just going to straight up jump into a relationship with someone off the net, especially off this site. if thats what your look
My Punk Ass Is Up For Sale!!!Yes, after ALL that shit I talked about how gay auctions are, I AM FOR SALE TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER!!!
Clickon the pic, and do whatcha do.......
Fubar StuffWanna join my heart project??
just take a pic of you making a heart with your hands
Must be a horizontal picture
And then send it to me in a private message
Let's get this thing going!!
I will post all names of ppl who send me a pic here in this blog.
Pictured above:
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Good Democrat :Beliefs of a Good Democrat
1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.
2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and Korean communists.
4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
5. You have to believe that global temperatures are more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's than cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate.
6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.
7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach fourth graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature but loony activists who
Location Change....For those of you that HAVENT taken notice yet...
I have changed my HOME LOCATION .... its no longer listed as Puyallup, WA... the city ive lived the past 14 or so years or more in... no.. it i NOW listed as Fort Leonard Wood, Missouri... thats RIGHT..
WHY you may ask... well.. cause thats the FIRST stop on my NEW military career with the ARMY..
Yes... if you all have noticed.. ive gone from the MARINES to the ARMY... NOT as bad a change as you would think...but more on that another time...
Ill try an keep every one posted of changes as they go... right now i need to try an get the rest of my apartment packed.. cause i need to try an store it for the next few months til the ARMY or I can come an get it from here to take it to my next duty station.. BUT.. the RUB in that is that i need to get it done in the next 3 days.. cause got served papers last week sayin needed to be out by THIS friday.. or would be getting evicted by the Sheriff... NOT FUN.. i hate stress...
talk
Value Of A WomanThe value of a woman - This couldn't be said more beautifully......... The Value of a Woman This is written in the Hebrew Talmud It says:
"Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God Counts her tears. The woman came out of a man's rib. Not from his feet To be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, But from the side To be equal. Under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be Loved."
Pass this on to all exceptional women that you know... And to men too - so they know the value of a woman...
TY Eric for letting me steal this and pass it on!
Please Help Studio 54Hi I just wanted to invite you all to Studio 54 lounge the biggest and ONLY CELEBERTY OWNED lounge on fubar, we are trying to reach our goal of 10,000 members so stop in and say hi and have fun oh and dont for get to subscribe to the lounge while your there.
My PoemsCan you tell me why things are this way?
Tell me why so many things are left to say...
Can you tell me what to do?
Tell my why i'm in love with you...
Can you tell me how you feel?
Tell me why this can't be real...
Can you tell me why we can't be?
Tell me why i'm so blinded to see...
Can you tell me why she tells me you dont like me?
Tell me why you show signs you do...
Tell me why I love you...
P.S
Please Father way up there, look down here and see..
How much she really means to me...
I know we will never be
I've came to face it, you see
It still hurts like hell
Back to my old life, entrapt in a shell
Tired of breaking out to be pulled back
Why can't my life just stay on track
I love her, but I cannot say it
She needn't know..
It's the gods honest truth
They Say that the best feeling is love
Because it's a godsend from up above
But anymore I see that's it's not
It's just there to make your heart rot
Cupid really has demon horns and wings
Singing the de
*this* Is What "nuwaubu & Nuwaubians" Are *really* About!Decode the movie and the video. What do they know that you dont know? What are they showing you that you dont know? They have to show you, make you get use to or comfortable with. Then they do it. Everything is by choice and volunteering whether you are aware of it or not.
Madonna - 4 Minutes Apocalypse (Greek: Ἀποκάλυψις Apokálypsis; "lifting of the veil"), is a term applied to the disclosure to certain privileged persons of something hidden from the majority of humankind.
Know Your Place...lol"A Man has 4 different types of girls..
1. Wifey
2. Boo
3. Bitches
4. Ho's
1)Wifey is irreplaceable.. but she is the only one that is irreplaceable.. She is the girl that the guy loves and will always love, and he never wants to see her with another man.. But.. He will cheat on her with Boo, Bitches, and Ho's until he is mature enough to realize that if he loses Wifey he would be screwed, and NEVER be happy again..
2) Boo is replaceable, she thinks she's Wifey, but will NEVER be Wifey because Wifey was made Wifey and is irreplaceable.. she can NEVER replace her.. Boo tries to take Wifeys spot, but once she attempts, the guy allows her to get a TASTE of Wifey's spot... but will NEVER achieve her spot for any longer than a few months, then the man goes back to Wifey.. And Boo either gets replaced with another Boo, or, the man matures and decides that Wifey is the one for him.. (Ladies.. you don't want to be BOO)
3) Bitches.. A female that a male uses only for sex or
Not SureHow do you know when you are really in love? I mean the kind that makes you melt when you see him. When you pick up the phone and just his voice alone makes you melt.
I want that kind of love. I guess everyone does. But how do you know whenyou find that kind of love and if you do will you push it away because it scares you?
Finish The SentanceFINISH THE SENTENCE....
1. My ex... IS A GAY HOMOSEXUAL, LOL.
2. Maybe I should... GO TO BED.
3. I love... MY HUBBY
4. People would say that I'm... WEIRD
5. I don't understand... WHY SO MANY STUPID PEOPLE EXIST?
6. When I wake up in the morning.... I GO ONLINE, LOL.
7. Life is full of... FUCKTARDS & IDIOTS
8. My past is...JUST MEMORIES OF MY YOUTH, AKA 21 TO 23 YEARS OLD, WHEN I USED TO PARTY PARTY, AND NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ANYTHING. THOSE WERE THE DAYS.
9. Parties are... KEWL, IF I EVER GO TO ANY. JENNY JENNY NEEDS TO THROW ANOTHER COFFEE PARTY ;)
10. I wish... I WAS 21 AGAIN, HAHAHA. WELL BE THAT AGE, AND HAVE MY LIFE THAT I HAVE NOW.
11. Tomorrow... GOING TO THE GYM.
12. I have low tolerance... FOR STUPID BITCHES, AND FAST FOOD, HAHAHA.
13. I am totally terrified of... NEVER BECOMING A MOM.
14. If I had a million dollars... ID TRAVEL ALL OVER THE WORLD, AND BRING MY CLOSETS FRIENDS WITH ME, AND WE WOULD PARTY PARTY!!!!
Take Me As I Amand then she rated me a 1
OH NO!
a 42 year old woman rated me a 1
OH NO!
WHAT EVER WILL I DO WITH MY LIFE
diane_1
GO FUCK YOURSELF! this is a conversation with some random woman who commented on my picture with pink hair.
what do you think? SHE WAS WAY OUT OF LINE!
{p.s. you have to read from bottom to top. its a fubar shoutbox conversation}
diane_1: so grow up then.. if you are 18 like you say, then YOU FUCK OFGF AND STOP TALKING TOI ME
->diane_1: NOT FUCKING REALLY! She dies her hair for personal reasons and you are acting childish by judging people because of their actions. SO FUCK OFF! i dont care what you think. your not my mother.
diane_1: if she is still dying her hair.. then she is still a kid in an adults body! sorry
->diane_1: dont judge my mother
diane_1: you and you mom are very much alike... young kids
->diane_1: okay. well, A. your not my mother. B. ive been dying my hair WITH my mother since i was 12. C. its not your place to degrade me b
The Eleven Satanic Rules Of The Earth1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
9. Do not harm little children.
10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does n
The Nine Satanic Statements1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!
2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!
3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!
4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!
5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!
6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!
7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!
8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!
9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!
The Nine Satanic Sins1. Stupidity—The top of the list for Satanic Sins. The Cardinal Sin of Satanism. It’s too bad that stupidity isn’t painful. Ignorance is one thing, but our society thrives increasingly on stupidity. It depends on people going along with whatever they are told. The media promotes a cultivated stupidity as a posture that is not only acceptable but laudable. Satanists must learn to see through the tricks and cannot afford to be stupid.
2. Pretentiousness—Empty posturing can be most irritating and isn’t applying the cardinal rules of Lesser Magic. On equal footing with stupidity for what keeps the money in circulation these days. Everyone’s made to feel like a big shot, whether they can come up with the goods or not.
3. Solipsism—Can be very dangerous for Satanists. Projecting your reactions, responses and sensibilities onto someone who is probably far less attuned than you are. It is the mistake of expecting people to give you the same consideration, courtesy and respect that you na
ReactionsThis is called “FIRST REACTIONS QUIZ”. You have to type the 1ST thing that comes to mind whenever you hear these 35 things. You can’t think and go back and change your answers. TIP: erase all of tha other persons anwers first..that way u can think in blank
Here we go:
1. Beer: IS FUCKING AWESOME.
2. McDonalds: BADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD FOR YOU.
3. Relationships: WHATEVER, LOL. IF UR IN ONE, KEWL, IF NOT, KEWL TO. ALL U NEED ARE GREAT FRIENDS!
4. Purple: I LIKE SUM SHADES OF PURPLE.
5. Power Rangers: HAHAHAHAHAHA WHO CARES.
6. Weed : NAH, NOT FOR ME.
7. Steroids: YUCK.
8. Cartoons: BOONDOCKS, SHIN CHAN, FAMILY GUY, HAHAHA CRAIG HAS ME WATCHING ALL THE ADULT SWIM TOONS.
9. The President: HAHAHAHAHAHA.
10. Tupperware: I HAVE SUM, BUT IVE NEVER BEEN TO A TUPPERWARE PARTY, LOL.
11. Florida: ALLIGATORS.
12. Santa Claus: IS KEWL.
13. Halloween: MY FAV HOLIDAY.
14. Alice: ALICE IN CHAINS.
15. Grammar: I HAS GOOD GRAMMA BIOTCH.
16: Myspace: NOT AS
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PaperHOW'D THEY DO THAT? Horse training requires mutual respect
By Derek Meurer, The Daily Courier
Friday, February 15, 2008
When she was 16, JoAnna Carrillo suffered serious injuries because of a bull-riding accident. That has not kept her out of the saddle, however. Carrillo, now 19, lives and works in Chino Valley training horses and offering classes to riders.
"Pretty much the basics are to make the horse respect you," Carrillo said. "It's respect for respect, just like a relationship with a human. If you beat them, you can't expect them to be friendly."
Carrillo said she was "born into" horse training, and began her ranch work around age 5, in Texas. She has worked at numerous ranches since then, but says that when it comes to horses, there is always something new to learn.
"When training a horse, you usually want to start them from the day they're born," Carrillo said. "You give them a couple of hours with their mother, and then get them haltered; let them know the h
Contest, Comment On My Main Profile Pic PleaseI am part of a contest that is starting at 9 that if I get 25000 comments on my main profile pic then I get a 3 month VIP. If I get the mosst ratings I get a 3 day blast. I have two weeks to get all the comments and ratings that I can get. I could use all the help that I can get. PLEASE HELP. Thank you.
I Need.............I am in a auction and would love for you to own me please make it a good bid and by the wat the person with the most rates also wins so if you dont want to own me at least rate my pic . A ll my Love
Click ling to enter
Please show your fubar love to me I am in a contest that ends Friday I am behind please help me win. I always try to help out if its with fu bucks rates or bombing I do what I can .Please help .
Anyone who wants to own me for a month go let it be known make it good if its worth my wild I will up the offer. So go show me love and while your there please rate me .
A Heart 2 SweetBeauty is a thing seldom seen
No one sees it because no one looks
Or at least not in the right place
Beauty is held by all
Within the soul it lies
Waiting to come out to the surface
Only it can't
Beauty is suppressed by the evils of the world
Only love can bring beauty out
Once seen
Beauty never hides again
Not even hatred can deny beauty
Of it's true design
Beauty although possessed by all
Will only ever be truly seen by few
And fewer yet will ever see
One of the most beautiful sights
The beauty held by you
The day you were born, the whole world was blessed
These thoughts in my mind to you I must confess
The time has come for me to express my true feelings
You are the center of my thoughts and the essence of my being
What you have brought me I never thought I could procure
The gift of comfort, with you I am secure
For you have lifted me up from a life filled with sorrow
And made me realize there is always a better tomorrow
It amazes me how so
GiveawayI am in my very first VIP giveaway!! I am so excited!!!
Of course I have my wonderful CLowns PoSsE helping me out with it, and some fantastic new friends as well!!!
It shouldnt take long at all to get my 30,000 comments!!!
COme help?
Need Lots Of HelpHello
I really need all the help I can get on this one... so please help if you can... This is really important.
I have helped many in theirs and I need the help in mine now...
I think You are supposed to fan, rate and add to be able to help in this contest.
Here is the link to my pic that needs the comments...
Freindsjokes
Current mood: energetic
Riddles for a Twisted Mind.....
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
Q. What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.
Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball
Q.Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it!
Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.
Q.What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?
A. About three inches.
Q. Why do Gay men wear ribbed condoms?
A. For traction in the mud.
Q: What's the difference between
Whowho wants 2 get drunk?
DeploymentI am going to Iraq in July. I should return in January. I was asked to go by my former boss to go work for him over there in Al Asad. This is a rare thing to be asked to go. Usually it is more like "Hey, you are going in 3 months, get ready." I agreed to go. The pay over there will be good and also I am planning on re-enlisting while I am over there. Hopefully I will pick up Sgt too.
Outside Sourcesby Mark Twain
Now then, you have the facts. You know what the human race enjoys and what it doesn't enjoy. It has invented a heaven out of its own head, all by itself: guess what it is like! In fifteen hundred eternities you couldn't do it. The ablest mind known to you or me in fifty million aeons couldn't do it. Very well, I will tell you about it.
1. First of all, I recall to your attention the extraordinary fact with which I began. To wit, that the human being, like the immortals, naturally places sexual intercourse far and away above all other joys -- yet he has left it out of his heaven! The very thought of it excites him; opportunity sets him wild; in this state he will risk life, reputation, everything -- even his queer heaven itself -- to make good that opportunity and ride it to the overwhelming climax. From youth to middle age all men and all women prize copulation above all other pleasures combined, yet it is actually as I have said: it is not in their heaven; praye
Pimp OutsPlease forgive the poor punctuation as i am very emotional atm lol
omg i don"t know where to start...lol
thank you so much each and everyone of my friends and family that helped to make my 1st happy hour absolutely fabulous!!
there is no way to be able to list everyone that helped--several were on my page the whole hour and several were in the new members section helping me level our news fubarians with all the awesome love you guys show to me each and every day and omg the blings and gifts (i'm gonna cry again) you guys don't know how much your friendship means to me--i love u all so very much
I truly love n cherish each and every1 of my friends
I do want to mention 4 very special friends who have been with me thru this whole crazy trip from the beginning of my entering Hot Marina's giveaway and right down to the last second helping me level folks up
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WorkWhen you call Tech Support, it helps if you have the PC turned on because it's kinda hard for me to help you without it being on!!
1st Contest And I Need Some Help Please!I am in another contest and need some of my friends to stop in and rate and comment my picture! There is no time limit! Hey u help me and I will gladly give the love back!
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So Much DramaWell this is my first blog on fubar.... I just decided to blog because I found it funny that some of these haters (whom show way more then I did or ever intend to on the internet) decided to report a clevage shot as NSFW.... Quite personally I think its funny because Shes just mad because I said that I didnt think even pimpin herself out she would make enough money for her ransome on her mumm..... Of course you will always have haters in this world.... Well I guess I can only say NOBODY fucks you over like family.... No matter how much you do for them....
I have always helped anyone in my family that I can.... I would give the shirt off my back if someone in my family needed it.... I have and would fight for my family.... I might even kill for my family.... I know if it came to someone doing something to one of my children I would kill someone.... I would and have given the last dollar to my name to someone in my family....
I recently found out that my cousin, w
BbwYeah, I'm BBW. Kind of bothers me to b dat way, but u know wat......I'm beautiful inside and out and I don't give a shit wat anybody say. There are men out there who would luv 2 have me.
Life And DeathGood Morning all....
Well, last night at work was one of the toughest that a nurse has to face. We had a patient whose health was declining for about 5 days. She lived a good life though, she was 100 years old. It was a very difficult night to say the least. It was my first work realted death. No one ever prepares or teaches you how to deal with this when you are training to be a nurse. No one tells you how best to deal with the patient or the family or your peers for that matter. The lonliness I felt for this woman was almost overwhelming. I notified family, but suprisingly no one wanted to come and be with her in her final moments. So, who does that leave....ME. I stayed with this woman all night and made her as comfortable as possible. Really, how comfortable can you make one who is facing death? Better yet, how comfortable can you be when faced with taking care and providing comfort to the dying? Lets just say that I made it through. The crying came as i watched h
Be Honest1. BE HONEST (and blunt) FROM THE DOOR. Let her know if you have a
girl,
if you have 2 girls, if you have a baby's mama, if you just want sex,
if
you are looking for a wife, etc....don't build up false hopes i.e. lead
her on. Let her know what the deal is, if she's not looking for that
right now, she'll keep it moving. Don't be an Oscar Winner like Denzel
for 3 months and get mad when she finds out all your dirt later....they
will find out! Time always reveals the truth. And when the truth comes
out then you got drama and who wants that?
2. TRY SOMETHING DIFFERENT, INSTEAD OF ASKING FOR HER NUMBER, ASK HER
FOR HER EMAIL ADDRESS ...That way, you can learn about her, dialogue
with her, while building up the anticipation for the first phone call
and/ or meeting in person. If your written skills are tight, she'll be
anxiously waiting to talk to you and dead the email shyt real quick. Or
if she starts talking crazy, can't spell, or if half the yard, the
block, or the
My Differnt Names1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother & father's middle name)
Ann Swan
2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad )
Gary John
3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Stake
4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Pink Frog
5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Rachael Norfolk
6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fave color, fave drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The blue Butter Nipple
7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Kest
8. GANGSTA NAME: ( fave ice cream flavor, fave cookie)
Cookies and Cream M&M
9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pets name, current street name)
Soljier falls creek
10. STRIPPER NAME: ( name of your fave perfume/cologne, fave candy)
Eternity Kit tak
11. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
Sparkie Goose Bay
If I KnewIf I Knew
If I knew how to write a song
I’d write one everyday
It would say that I’m in love with you
And why I feel this way
It would have to say you’re pretty
And as rare as a desert rose
It would say you’re a looker
From your head down to your toes
You are funny, dainty, fragile
And as feminine as can be
You’re smart charming lovely
And everything to me
You’re my comfort when I’m lonely
You’re my peace when I need rest
Of all the women I’ve known
I must rate you the best.
You’re the orchard in the jungle,
you’re the better half of me
You’re all of this and so much more,
you mean the world to me
Still so much is left unsaid,
It would take me far to long
I know how much I love you,
If only I could write a song.
AuctionHey everyone Im up 4 auction again so go and place your bids.....
Hey evevryone Princess is up for auction press the link and Bid.... This is what you will get....If the bid goes hi enough Ill toss somemore stuff in..
1) Add to family for the month
2) A personal salute photo to the winning bidder
3) Pimpout in in my profile
4) Pics rated during Happy Hour
5) One Fubar gift a day
6) 2 comments & Drinks a day for 2 weeks
7) add to my yahoo
Lisa..AKA Princess
OopsI posted something I shouldn't have and said some things that were taken wrong because people don't know me. I won't repeat what I said but I will say this...I am disabiled. I have both emotional and physical problems. sometimes I do things and I don't think first how someone else might see it not knowing my situation. I say things that sometimes hurt people I love because they don't understand either. SO to all those I have hurt with my actions words and deeds I am sorry from the bottom of my heart I am sorry.
WreckedHere, read this: "By the mid-1930's, thanks to the New Deal, all that self-reliance had changed, prompting Mencken to declare: 'There is no genuine justice in any scheme of feeding and coddling the loafer whose only ponderable energies are devoted wholly to reproduction. Nine-tenths of the rights he bellows for are really privileges and he does nothing to deserve them.' Despite the billions spent on an individual, 'he can be lifted transiently but always slips back again.' Thus, the New Deal had been 'the most stupendous digenetic enterprise ever undertaken by man.... We not only acquired a vast population of morons, we have inculcated all morons, old or young, with the doctrine that the decent and industrious people of the country are bound to support them for all time. The effects of that doctrine are bound to be disastrous soon or late.'
This is from a Biography of H.L. Mencken. Now look at the current elections. Both parties, all candidates always telling you what they will
RockstarHelp her get to Rockstar. She has 30,000 to go yet.
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Being Loved By Friendssubject: apology for miss angel in waiting
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i would like to apologize and say im sorry for disrespecting u, belittling u, and degrading u. i am sorry for acting like a jerk and a ass. u didnt deserve to be treated like that. do hope u can forgive me. . i will respect and appreciate u more. u have my word
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HeroesTurn up your volume too theres a song!You stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists...You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes. He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean.You go
Pimp Outs
It's been a while since I have done a pimp out. So this one is for all my female fubarians. Go check out Bulldog the guy is uber sexy, sweet and very SINGLE!!! So how about showing him some love. Rate a few of his pics while your there and say hi!!!
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Come on Ladies he is gorgeous so go show him some love and you guys yeah it's ok to add guys to your friends list he is really cool.
Drunk has been on Fubar for almost 2 years now and still trying to reach Godfather status so everyone who reads this go help him out.
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Salutes!!!???I am in an Auction... bid on me and you get some cool shit if you win!!
http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=216966&albumid=908980&i=3471269812&idx=8 I would love for someone to create a salute for me. I am open to what the "price" shall be... obvisiously the better the salute the better the price. Let me know what you think. If you want a salute back, I can do that!
Cruzerhappy birthday my baby you are now nine years old and hopefully you can come home to me as soon as i can get back onto my feet.
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Fubar Auctionok, so i did it
Purplesky got me in an auction
so someone bid on me
so she dont have to
heres the link
go bid now
Santa will put you on his nice list for it
even tho i prefer to be naughty
This Life Of Mine 29I had two meetings this morning, one at 9:15 and one at 9:30 and 15 miles away from each other so really impossible for me to make both of them. I opted to send the stuff needed for the work meeting to work with Peter and have him give it to my Dad so they could have it if they needed it.
I then went to my meeting at the high school for Anthony. It was a meeting about his tardiness and absenteeism problem! It was kind of a pointless meeting but they called anthony in there and we talked to the vise principal and he told him to stop going to his locker between classes and just carry his books so he won't be late for class anymore!
Anthony is doing a lot better so I am happy as can be about that. The vise principal told Anthony that he has had good behavior lately and he thanked him for that. Anthony said "your welcome". kind of funny. I just hope this good attitude is here to stay and not temporary. We still have 5 classes left of our Parent classes for teenagers! One is
Only In AmericaOnly in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the wa y to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America ......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
< /SPAN>Only in America ......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the
driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America ......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in America ... ...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
Why ...Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slow est traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whol e plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe,
why do they call
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Mineso tuesday at work,the general manager decided in her infinite wisdom that after we closed at 9,one of the other employees could cut out leaving just two others of us,both us management.so i let the other dude handle all the officework crap.that left me 45 minutes to finish up with the birds(oh yeah,i work at petco),grab the trashes,put the store back in order,and verify the stuff needin verifyin in the office.it took 20 minutes to finish the birds,went around picking up the store a bit and then went to do the trash.when i went to grab the womens bathroom trashbag,i was blessed to discover someone with diarrea basically used the trash can as a crapper(please insert sarcasmhere).so i managed to take care of that,unfortunately i cant say that my stomach did.finally get everything done and its time to go.i decided morning crew could handle rebagging the cans,i should have known better tho.My assistant manager comes in today,an bein the jolly friendly type i am said howdy.instead of replyi
Girlfriend ApplicationApplication.
About You
Name:
Age:
Height:
Hair color:
Eye color:
Favorite color:
Favorite food:
Whats your YAHOO screen name:
Tattoos?:
Piercings?:
Drink?:
Smoke?:
Any Other drugs?:
Would you care if i did drugs?:
Would you care if i drank?:
Are you a virgin?:
Do you have sex?:
(if so) How Often?:
Is sex all your looking for?:
Do you have any STD's?:
Would you kiss me anytime?:
Anywhere?:
Do you like to cuddle?:
How much?:
Have you ever been cheated on?:
Would you cheat on me?:
Have you ever cheated on someone?:
List your top 3 bands
1.:
2.:
3.:
Top 3 movies
1.:
2.:
3.:
Do you like to party?:
What if i wanted to stay home and watch a movie with you?:
What if i wanted to kiss you in the rain?:
Are you spontainiouse?:
Willing to try new things?:
Like your picture taken?:
Do you drive?:
Go to school?:
IMPORTANT QUESTIONS!
Would you hold my hand as we walk through the mall?:
Would you push me up
CoolnessCoolnessMaintaining a state of inner calmness protects me from becoming a slave to my emotions. It also helps me to keep a cool head when I see others becoming heated or angry. Coolness is not to be distant or uncaring; rather it requires that I develop the deeply caring nature of a peacemaker and serve others in the best possible way.
Thinkin of someone when posting this : )~
One Republic ConcertI got 4 free tickets to see One Republic, Josh Kelley and The Daylights.
The Daylights were first up. Awesome band I am totally in love with now. I bought there cd and cant stop playing it.
Next up was Josh Kelley. I have never been a big fan of him and last night changed nothing. He is ok but just not something i listen regularly.
One Republic ROCKED. Except I almost went to jail. This short fat drunk bitch decided to try and get closer right in front of me. I had been at Pops since 6 pm stood outside freezing my tatas off for 1 hour and 20 minutes before they let people in and stood in high heels the whole time in the same spot. Feet killing me I was not gonna have this bitch take my spot. You know how drunks get jumping up and downing all over me. Resting here arm on my boobs. Then she had the nerve to tell me to move my big ass chest out of her way. Well that set me off. I was there first now u are gonna insult my breast. I am sorry if u werent there the day God handed
Self ReflectionTell me 10 things you know about me or 10 things you like about me!! LOL This should be fun! A is for age:
29, will be 30 in Novemeber.
B is for beer of choice:
GUINESSr
C is for career right now:
I don't have one.
D is for your dog's name?
No DOg Of My OWn
E is for essential item you use everyday
Clothes
F is for favorite TV show at the moment?
Dexter
G is for favorite game?
Mind Games?...Ya'RLY!
H is for Home town:
Born in St Paul, MN
I is for instruments you play:
I wanna play the DIG!
J is for favorite juice:
Pear
K is for whose butt you'd like to kick:
Anyone who harms my circle
L is for last place you ate:
Ho(pizza hut)
M is for marriage:
Eventually, YES
N is for your full name:
James Robert Hill J.R.
O is for overnight hospital stays:
yes
P is for people you were with today:
My Love, and the family
Q is for quote:
"And when I vest my flashing sword And my hand takes hold in judgement I will take vengeance upon mine
A Methodical FormulationYou couldn't love me if ever you tried.I'm not your type, not full of pride.Or full of me, all i can be, is what you see.I'm in pieces...A cross to bear...A jaded Narcotic..defrauded tear..Still so hysterical...A moth drawn to your flame..Encomium showers me in glow.Don't say goodnight, you needn't have to go.I'm a Neophyte, Pristine...Burning inside..I want you to know that I really fucking tried...so, here's your poision, across there, the otherside.I'm impure.Slightly demure.My self - abuse it shows
I missed the nooseon the inside my conflicts grow..I expected nothing more tonight, how obscure of me to think I might...I wouldv'e painted your world Euphoria..Raised you to elation, a seventh sense of sight.How Sedate.... My Nocturne isn't played with hate.I know you crave a malevolent symphony.One played not for you, but he.The demon that steals you, and hides you, and rapes you.What happened to serenity?Covered with blood again..Would you adore a halcyon?or maybe an anodyne, to fo
LifeBetrayal comes in all shapes and sizes. It is not measured by the person doing the betraying but by the one recieving it. If you are the person on the recieving end of this, at first there is shock, then comes the sting. The strange thing is that no matter when you find out about it, whether it be the same day, next month , or 10 years down the road the result is still the same. You are crushed. How could this person that I believed in and trusted do this to me is usually the question that comes to mind. Or even how could I have not seen? The most important thing to remember in this situation (as hard as it is when you are faced with it sometimes) is that the problem is theirs and not yours. The betrayer needs to carry that cross. It is not our burden to bare. We need to pick up the pieces and put it behind us and chalk it up to a learning experience.
W.Redwing Copyright 1-22-2008
Hollywood InbreedingAhhhhh life. Its all about status. You're so worried about what people think of you that your willing to risk/ruin your life whether it be sexual, social or professional. Now I know you're saying to yourself; "Self, what the hell is he talking about?" Well fret not, I'm going to tell you.
Think about this. Celebrities date/marry other celebrities. Why? Its all about status. God forbid if they are seen in public with someone that is "beneath" them in the status pool.
Well I say HORSEPUCKY!!!!! These people date each other and its like hollywood inbreeding. All because they can't be seen on the wrong side of the tracks. Well I am here to tell you. Jennifer Aniston, Alyssa Milano, Kate Hudson and all you other single hollywood hotties, come look me up. I don't want your money. I don't want pics of us arm in arm walking the red carpet together. I don't even want any charity from you in trying to better myself. I just want to see if we mesh. Its true that I don't
New Rapist Trick! Girls Please Read And Pass It On!!!!I dont know if this is true or not, I dont get on here to spread baseless rumors. But this sounds credible and in the event it did happen, PASS IT ON and BE CAREFUL OUT THERE!!!!!
Paul
I found this on here, PASS IT ON!!!!!
NEW RAPIST TRICK! GIRLS PLEASE READ!
Subject: A Rapist's New Trick Please take 3 minutes and read this...then
pass it on....
When I think about it...I probably would have believed him and opened
the door..... RAPIST TRICK Know what money you are carrying. You will
see why as you read. Be sure every woman is aware of this M.O. Share it
with your wife and daughters. Know what money you are carrying... This
was the first I have heard of a scheme like this.....I wanted to pass it
along. Be safe! Something very serious to pay attention to.
Criminals are coming up with craftier, less threatening methods of attack, so we have to be extra cautious. ********* I live in Alexandria ,
VA , but I often work in Lafayett
Waiting On New Tattoothinking of actually putting words WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK
I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. can of coffee, and
A 1 lb. package of bacon
As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out,
a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the
cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk
calmly stated, "You must be single."
I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by
the derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the six
items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my
selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: "Well, you know what,
you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly
I Am Shaving My Head In Solidarity Of Children With Cancer. I Need Help From You Guys!!in solidarity of children with cancer, while requesting donations of support from friends and family. If you could help me out with this or at least visit the website it would be greatly appreciated. The first link is my personal Shavee website and the second is my team Shavee website. Thanks guys!! Love yall!! Jamie
https://www.stbaldricks.org/participants/shavee_info.html?ParticipantKey=2008|30949
https://www.stbaldricks.org/members/teams/index.html
Please do what you can to help my raise money for this amazing cause!!!
In Loving MemoryBob Johnson
28.01.1947 - 20.02.2008
I remember the first time we met you gave me the biggest hug, I thought you were going to crush my ribs, but then that was just you..always ready to hand out the hugs and kisses when they were needed...You took me into your heart and made me feel so loved...and I want to thank you for the Onion lessons you gave me I never knew there was so much to learn about the humble onion but you made the stories so interesting and then we cooked them on the BBQ and you told me even more stories
Thank you for being the best Step Dad anyone could ask for...I know distance made it hard for us to keep in touch but our times together over the past 7 yrs were just that much more special...when ever I hear a poker Machine go ka-ching I will think of you and smile as l remember the fun times we had trying to guess how much we would get on the free spins..somehow you were always a better guess than me
I will miss you greatly but you will live in my heart for ev
Texas Girls Do It Better..yea BabyTEXAS:
Ahem... So.. Um.. yeah... I read this, and thought I would reply...
Hey... California listen up... Texas is where its at!
- I too can wear sandals all year long... plus I can put on boots to stomp your toes and I won't even stick out.
- You may be able to go to the "beach" instead of the "shore"... but can you go to the drive thru "Beer Barn?" What now surfer boy?
- You're chicks aren't way hotter than ours... they are almost equal... and thats only due to silicone, saline, botox, lasers and hair dye... We have the real ones and they can beat yours up.
- We're taught to say "Yes Sir" and "Yes Ma'am" and respect our elders because of it. We also say "Howdy" and "fixin" and "Yall" are pretty much recognized right away anywhere in the world :) We're famous
- You may know what real cheese and avocados taste like... but I know what 100% Grade A Angus Beef tastes like. Who wants avocados and cheese when you can have steak and potatoes?
- Haha... who do
Need Washing??NEED WASHING??
A little girl had been shopping with her Mom in Target. She must have been 6 years old, this beautiful red haired, freckle faced image of innocence. It was pouring outside. The kind of rain that gushes over the top of rain gutters, so much in a hurry to hit the earth it has no time to flow down the spout. We all stood there under the awning and just inside the door of the Target.
We waited, some patiently, others irritated because nature messed up their hurried day. I am always mesmerized by rainfall. I got lost in the sound and sight of the heavens washing away the dirt and dust of the world. Memories of running, splashing so carefree as a child, came pouring in as a welcome reprieve from the worries of my day.
The little voice s so sweet as it broke the hypnotic trance we were all caught in, "Mom let's run through the rain," she said.
"What?" Mom asked.
"Lets run through the rain!" She repeated.
"No, honey. We'll wait until it slows down a bit," M
GodfatherOMG....my friends, both new and old, are AWESOME....I made it to Godfather!!!!!
Thank you
Thank you
Thank you
Vitamin DE~
Dramaso it has been a year and one a week or two but wow what a year its been...so a year ago i got rid of cancer and a few other things....it feels so weird to be writing one year cause one year ago when i went threw it i felt so lost and confused and hurt and upset and well with the help of ppl i got threw it but some of them arent around anymore and it makes me said gonna be there for life is what ppl say gotta love the fake ones but what matters to me is i made it and im still here..ok sorry about my rambling. fuck im so sick of everything this was suppossed to be one of the best years and some how with all the great things going on it sucks me asss so bad it aint even funny.....i had cancer and got rid of it but hey where was my support it sure as hell wasnt my husband but for maybee one day wooohoo fucking who but its sure as hell was my sister sher damn if not for that girl id be lost....now on that note damn her husband for taking her away from me he sucks and i want to kick his ass
Pimpinalright ladys you know you wanna be the owner of a big time pimp so get your bids in befor its to late if you cant bid just rate the pic and he is the greatest friend that anyone could want so lets do it big time check it out and get them bids in on him and 50,000 fubucks to sticky just let sky know when its sticky
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Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.
1. I drink too much coffee
2. I have never been to Europe
3. "Fuck you" to the person who scratched my truck and never bothered to leave a note.
4. I love Peach Pie
5. My 2 Boxers Rule...
6. Airline food sucks, even though they never feed u anymore unless you are in first class.
7. Jamaica was a lot of fun.
8. When I was in High School I got so trashed once I threw an ice cream cone at a Bus.
9. Public transportation sucks.
10. I love the smell of fresh Bread.
I choose as my 5
Raven
Ms.Mona
Steve
Kimmy
Tall Blonde
Tag Your ItOnce you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Have fun!
1. I miss my Girls very much!!
2. I have placed in the top 5 in 17 fishing touranments in the last 4 years.
3. Lately I'm not happy with who I see in the mirror
4. I tend to wear my heart on my sleeve
5. ok this will sound pathetic but I haven't been on a date in over 4 years and really have only asked one person to dinner.
6. I drink more than i should on the weekends work at 7am so dont drink during the week usually.
7. I like to cook when i have someone to cook for otherwise I forget to eat too often
8. I'm stuck in Dallas till april at least-
9. I try writting poetry and erotic stories but not really that good at it.
10. Th
Breathe...thanks for all the Help! for all those you help her win this contest! thats her link thank you very much http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=813171&albumid=1137628&i=2081020007 As I sit in My Room and Stare at the wall...all I want is a woman.... that could be a possibility to be with me ... I want her to understand me as I lead the way to many days if I had my way .....Love is a feeling from above...........to love and respect never neglect her or I "wow" I always wonder why....I feel this way....damn do yall ever feel this way about your love? "Is True Love Really a Reality" "Think about it!
Random Ramblings Of A Deranged PsychopathJust as I thought my weekend almost completely kicked ass, my Aunt ends up in the hospital almost on her death bed. Now I'm Depressed as fuck and worried sick.
I can't sleep either, I'm too worried about her. Fuck dude, why must it be so hard to find a job?
No one is fucking hiring. So it looks like I'm never gonna get my car.
POLSON IS THE UNESCAPABLE HELL HOLE!! lol Have you noticed how the world is just slowly getting more and more fucking retarded?
Everyone is contradicting themselves.
For example...
Women fought for equal rights and to not be treated like a piece of property, and yet they whore themselves out for money and stay with their abusive boyfriends/husbands or try to become men themselves. -_-
Martin Luther King fought for racial equality and peace between everyone, yet no one can seem to get the fact that there's only one race.....THE HUMAN RACE.
The thing I find most funny though is the fact that a black guy could call me a cracker and not be considered r
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Why Me?I sometimes wonder why when I have finished one ordeal, before I have time to catch a breath, I am being slammed with another challenge. I came back from getting several tests run on me and started to ask myself what it was all about? Why me? (Sarcastically:) How did I become so lucky?
Just looking back on the last three years alone: a stroke in February of 2005, discovering over a year I had lymphoma and it was what caused the stroke, went for treatments for that, that goes into remission, months later I find out I have a second type of cancer, treatments weren't working, and I finally get rid of that after two surgeries. Now I am left to deal with migraines that hit worse than when I was a teenager, seizures and a heart condition from all the drugs I had been given over the past three years! I realize I may be feeling sorry for myself, but I would think I have a right to ask why me and when is it gonna end?
It sucks when you don't know the answers to questions like that...
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Good Words From A Handsome Man!We don't care if you're friends with other guys.
But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us the hell off.
It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.
We don't care if a guy calls >OR TEXTS< you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned.
Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait
till the morning.
Also, when we tell you "you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/
cute/ stunning", we freaking mean it.
Don't tell us we're wrong!
We'll stop trying to convince you.
The sexiest thing about a girl is Confidence.
Yeah, you can quote me. Not arrogance! Confidence!
Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in.
let us pay for you!
dont "feel bad"
We enjoy doing it.
It's expected.
Smile and say "thank you."
Kiss us when no one's wat
This Is Real Shit!!!Liar, Liar.... It's just a sad shame !! Why do people feel the need to hide behind something that is nothing more than a figment of their imagination?? LMAO!! Quite humorous if you ask me!! The thought of what is going to happen is just so sad because of the unsuspecting being whose life willl be crushed, changed, etc.
A word of advice folks.... If you cannot speak the truth and be who YOU REALLY ARE whether it's in person or online... then you really should keep your lips together because you never know when what you say comes back to bite you!!
Then thats when you'll find yourself living your greatest fear... alone!
Thinking......some recent events have started me thinking again. recently i found out a dear friend of mine was, according to the doctors, about an hour from death after waiting in the ER for some pelvic pain she had been having. come to find out she had a phlopian tube that was on the verge of bursting and had already hemeraged. luckly they rushed her in for emergency operation that saved her life.
then one of the women i love, yes i love more then one, found her dad this morning when she checked on him passed away from a long hard battle with cancer. in a way its relieving that has finally had gone and didnt have to suffer the pain anymore that he had for some time. i only wish that i would have had the chance to meet him.
yet another friend of mine had her father pass away from mutliple battles with cancer the first of the year. i did have the oppertunity to become friends with her dad. he was a strong man and had battle cancer for some time beating it once only to have it come back
Gay BarA cowboy walks into a bar, and two steps in he realizes it's a gay bar.
"What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink."
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of your willy?"
The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink.
"The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your willy. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the slogan, 'Just Do It.' that guy down at the end of the bar
calls his SNICKERS, because 'It really Satisfies.' "
The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?"
The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX."
The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" the fella proudly replies,"Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!'"
A little shaken, the cowboy turns to the two fella's on his right who j
Cake Or BedCAKE OR BED
A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
HONEY,
COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO.
FINE,
THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO
FINE, SHE SAYS
THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
TO THE FRONT DOOR?
THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
WANT TO FIX STEPS
HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
TO GO H
Sick Ov This Shiteevery time i try to get any good bud you can only get shite, when i do get some half decent shit you cant buy in bulk, we need a skunk dealer in this town who is reliable and can get loads ov gear, my mans ok but wont sell bigger bits £20 bags only what ficking good is that you only get a few spliffs and its gone, sorry for ranting a bit just pissed off ( willie )
EasterTHE BUNNY TALE
I thought it was a kitty cat
But saw it was a rabbit
He was hopping down the trail
And then he stopped to sit.
He looked back at me
And wiggled his nose
Seems he wanted me to follow
So, I quickly arose.
I started down that trail
Amongst the forest's trees
As that rabbit scurried off
As quickly as you'd please.
He stopped at the next bend
He once more looked at me
And as I moved nearer
He turned once more to flee.
I moved deeper in the forest
It was dark and kinda silent
I looked around the trail's curve
To see where that rabbit went.
He sat in an open clearing
Of clover covered ground
Amidst a group of creatures
That had gathered around.
They all watched me warily
But, they didn't turn to run
The rabbit said, "Come join us.
Come join in our fun."
I asked, "How do you speak?
Am I losing my mind?
If I close my eyes and look again,
I wonder what I'll find?"
He said, "You're in our world now,
And if you'll truly believe,
Y
A Poem!!I am joining the army.
And yes I am scared.
I will leave my family, friends and anyone else who cares.
I am going to survive, I hope so at least.
It just feels like my mind is starting to cease.
Everyone thinks im crazy.
I guess it is true.
But ya know what?!?! I gotta do what I gotta do.
My mind tells me no.
But because of that I do not follow.
So you gotta suck up and swallow.
For this fear is now gone, I have moved on.
Its really not that bad.
I just missed that time we've had.
Running, jumping, and hiding for fun.
Now I do that but add a few guns.
So now I am home just to hear you all say.
I hate this country and all that is here.
So I think to myself you have never seen fear.
To shoot a man is hard.
But for a life in America thats who we are.
Killers at heart.
and Warriors in mind.
Listen. The Government takes away what to us was IS so kind.
But who gave us land I think I know who you have in mind.
Immaculate Confessionsnow i can see who's willing to go through the trouble of filling one of these lame surveys out for me :)
1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Fave Color:
4. Whats your sign?
5.Phone Number:
6. Location:
7. Height:
8.Hair (color and style):
9.Piercings/tattoos:
HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...
1. Are we friends?
2. Do you have a crush on me?
3. Would you kiss me?
4. ...with tongue?
5. Would you enjoy it?
6. Would you ever ask me out?
7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater?
9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before?
11.Would you walk on the beach with me?
12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me?
13. Do you/have you talked about me?
14. Do you think I'm a good person?
15. Would u take a nap with me?
16.Do you think I'm cute?
17. If you could change anything about me -would you?
18.Would you dance with me?
19.Would you come ov
SwingingCelebrity Support
* Mary Carey - Adult and secular film star with numerous television and radio appearances[14] shows public support for swinging with her involvement in SwingFest 2008 - The World's Largest Swingers Party and Lifestyle Convention
[edit] Film
* In the movie The Blood Oranges (1997), two western couples, one with children, come together in the fictional Mediterranean village of Ilyria. The film was adapted from the novel by John Hawkes.
* The movie Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice (1969) is the American comedy classic that captures the sexual revolution of the late 1960s in the United States. It was nominated for four Academy Awards; Best Actor in a Supporting Role, Best Actress in a Supporting Role, Best Cinematography, and Best Original Screenplay.
* The movie Eating Raoul (1982) is a comic send-up of swinging stereotypes.
* The documentary movie The Lifestyle: Swinging in America, a 2000 film by director David Schisgall, took an in-depth
About The Lucky Charms BulletinFirst of all, I just want to say that I thank Miss B for pimping me out on that bulletin, I love you very much, my friend and secondly, I'm not naming names here but if you've been pimped out by her in this bulletin, it would be wise to go and thank her, she's busted her ass off for two hours putting this altogether and you might not think that is hard work but guess what ladies and gentleman it is and I bet it would take me longer to do it if I tried here even though I'm pretty damn computer literate here.
Anyways, for those that I have added me and fanned and rated my profile and send friend requests, I will get started on rating your pics and for those ladies that'll get 11's, I have only 100 or less to give, if I run out of them on your pics of you or if I run out of them when you've rated me an 11 on my profile and I rate you back, please bare with me and I'll get back to you shortly, ok? Thanks a bunch!
Todd
Tag Ur It!!!!!!!!!!!!!Instructions......
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.
1. I wear socks to bed
2. I LOVE dragons
3. I like to hike and love nature
4. I used to be a clown
5. I love horseback riding
6. I sleep with lots of pillows (5)
7. I am not a chocolate fan
8. Star Wars anything rocks!
9. I can't stand loud music
10. I rarely remember my dreams
5 People I tagged,
1. baby
2. commentfox
3. foamy_302
4. fed up
5. ghostrider
My Fubar AccountMY BEST FRIEND BELLA HAS BEEN DOING MY PAGE FOR DAYS NOW, SO IF YOU SEE THE STATUS IT'S HER AND NOT MINA THAT MEANS IT IS HER, LOL. RIGHT NOW I HAVE MY STATUS SET TO THAT SO I CAN GO THRU EMAILS AND SUCH AND BACK TO BED.
I HAVE A VIRAL INFECTION AND AN UPPER RESPITORY INFECTION, SO IT HAS TAKEN ME DOWN FOR A FEW DAYS.
ANYWAYS IM GOING TO TRY TO COME BACK TOMORROW, EVERYONE HAVE A GREAT NIGHT, ALSO IF YOU SEE ME LIT UP EARLY IN THE MORNING THAT IS BELLA DOING MY SURVEYS, LOL
bloody kisses
MINA
Lolso a elephant asked a camel-why r ur tits on ur back ? camel said aint that some shit, comeing from a mother fucker with a limp dick on his face
There was a bear and a rabbit, both takin a shit in the woods. The bear looks at the rabbit and says "Hey, man. Do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says"uhhh, no" So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit
DownersSo, I found out today from a counselor, that the reason I may be having so much problems with men. I'm attracted to the unavailable. HOw, and how come it doesn't show up that they have the "unavailable" quailty there was no answer from the counselor. So, that sucks, so what does that really mean...... Suck MY balls!!! hahahahahahaha chickenfuckers
She's A ButterflyThis song describes me all the way & when I feel like I'm getting down I listen to this song because I refuse to let anything in my life get me down!!!
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Not Going To Be Home Few Days !!!!!Our Andrew Lee was bought in the world a month early. February 20th at 1:38 pm weighing in at 5 lbs 2.4 ounces 17 & 1/4 inches long. Thanks to all my friends you know who you are that helped with kids dogs and such, when in the crunch of getting to the hospital and not knowing what time we would be getting to go home. My sis and baby are fine baby is a lil small and is on oxygen just to help him out. Sis gets to come home tomorrow. Lil Andrew will get to come home in about 10-14 days, after he is winged from the oxygen and learns to suck on his own.I have in cluded some pics of the baby!!!!
I am not going to be home a few days as my sis has started labor and we do not know when they will let her have the baby....they are trying to hold off as she is still early yet .....will keep posted as I can!!!!
Random Family Pimpout Series!OK PEOPLE, ITS TIME TO SHOW ONE OF THE BEST WOMEN ON FUBAR SOME LOVE!!!! THIS IS THE FIRST OF MY RANDOM FAMILY PIMPOUT SERIES!!
MEET SOUTHERN GODDESS! THIS WOMAN DESERVES ALL THE LOVE YOU CAN GIVE HER!! SHE HAS ALWAYS SHOWN ME NOTHING BUT RESPECT AND FRIENDSHIP, SO PLEASE GO SHOW HER THE SAME RESPECT AND LOVE!!! CLICK HER PIC AND GO TO TOWN!!!!
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1st BlogI don't know but does anyone else feel like they are talking to a wall when they tell their kids to do something? I told my oldest to put away her clothes...she put them on the bed! I tell my son not to hit his sisters...he whips the oldest with licorice...I tell the youngest to keep her hands to herself she digs her fingernails into her brothers arm....does the vivcious circle ever stop?
Alt-country BlogiTS OPEN NOW. oUTLAW RADIO. ITS MY ALTERNATIVE COUNTRY RADIO STATION KOLR FROM RENO NEVADA. FULL OF JOHNNY CASH, TODD SNIDER, WILCO, RYAN ADAMS, CRACKER, NEKO CASE, BADSTARD SONS OF JIHNNY CASH, AND WAY MORE.
I HAVE THE FUNNIEST COMMERCIALS YOU EVER HEARD AND I HOST THE THING, IM THE ALTCOUNTY KID. SOMETIMES I GRAB MY GUITAR AND PLAY LIVE, COME IN A MAKE A REQUEST, OR JUST HANG OUTAND CHAT. IM LIVE ALMOST ALL DAY, HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON I'm Thom Yeoman aka The Alt Country Kid. I'm a musician and Radio DJ in Reno, Nevada, The Biggest Little City In The World. My radio station is Outlaw Radio KOLR in Reno. I broadcast it live on Stickam.com Just search outlaw radio and you will find it.
Its full of Johnny Cash, Wilco, Todd Snider, The Bastard Sons Of Johnny Cash and way more. If it's Alt Country I have it. You can watch and listen to the show without being a stickam member by going to www.barefootradio.blogspot.com So I want to start a radio station here but I am far from having
I Need Answers !!!Can you cry under water?
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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
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Why does a round pizza
come in a square box?
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What disease did
cured ham actually have?
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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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Why is it tha
PoliticsGary Hubbell
February 9, 2008
There is a great amount of interest in this year’s presidential elections, as everybody seems to recognize that our next president has to be a lot better than George Bush. The Democrats are riding high with two groundbreaking candidates a woman and an African-American while the conservative Republicans are in a quandary about their party’s nod to a quasi-liberal maverick, John McCain.
Each candidate is carefully pandering to a smorgasbord of special-interest groups, ranging from gay, lesbian and transgender people to children of illegal immigrants to working mothers to evangelical Christians.
There is one group no one has recognized, and it is the group that will decide the election: the Angry White Man. The Angry White Man comes from all economic backgrounds, from dirt-poor to filthy rich. He represents all geographic areas in America, from urban sophisticate to rural redneck, deep South to mountain West, left Coast to Eastern S
Fun Times With A Twisted MindI love you with my entire heart.
Even though I don't possess it any more.
You have it in the palms of your hands, Love.
I pray only that it remains there. . . . .
and that your heart remains with me.
I Love You. There is so much I want to say.
So much I want to tell you and explain to you.
I wonder if you'll understand.
I wonder so many things. . . .yet why can't I ask the questions. . .?
I feel so many things. . . .
Good... Bad. . .neutral. . . .
For now. . .
until. . .
I see you. . . .
I guess they'll remain only thoughts. . .
You are The Star
Hope, expectation, Bright promises.
The Star is one of the great cards of faith, dreams realised
The Star is a card that looks to the future. It does not predict any immediate or powerful change, but it does predict hope and healing. This card suggests clarity of vision, spiritual insight. And, most importantly, that unexpected help will be coming, with water to quench your thirst, with a guiding light to the
CuzTired of being alone
Tired of being scared
Tired of the lying
Tired of the cheating
Tired of the misconceptions
Tired of the emptiness
Tired of the loneliness
Just tired.
Poems,thouhgts,bitching Post,ect............well it has been a while since have wrote anything and now i have to state my opion on something...
i think that it is pretty shitty that someone can RUN your life and TELL you who u are able to talk to and so on.......maybe this aint true but OMFG how somene can let a 24 year friendship go down the drain....i just cant belive that....for some one who is so smart and strong can let someone run your life is pretty flippen sad....and yes i know what you are thinking and that s fine but u know that im doing what i have to do...yes it might not be the right choice but for now it is..if i was able to come home and LIVE my life i would.....but this is BULL that you would let HER run your life.....i know that your not happy and u have not been in a while... we have had our good and and times over the years and i have to say to you again......i told you once i lost you and now that i have found you i WILL NOT let you go again..... and you know me well enogh that im not joking
but
For Our SoldiersThey volunteer to leave their homes,
say goodbye to family and friends
go through months of intense training
that last for weeks on end.
They go because they care, and
they go for "Love of Country'
to help preserve a way of life,
a nation that is free.
Some are lucky enough to
return home to their loved ones,
while others pay the ultimate price.
God Bless all of our heroes
those who remain, and those who died
Words don't seem nearly enough
to repay the debt we owe you
but to all of our soldiers,
from the bottom of our hearts
We thank you.
Goodbye...What we had,
was a few moments in time.
What you held were my dreams,
What I had was hope.
What I hold is memories,
of how i want to feel again.
What I need is to heal,
for now I hide in myself.
I have survived the pain,
The fist that pounded into me.
The bruises have faded completely,
the memories haunt me less.
I was strong enough to walk away,
though my head was down.
I had the will to survive,
and this will be the same.
This is better.
I can laugh or cry,
I can thrive or fail.
My life is my own.
I have been held gently.
Stroked correctly, held lightly,
caressed sofly, kissed fiercly...
and I have been set free.
I will once again find my wings,
I have been through worse things.
Darkness..
By Tansy Peschel
Its murky gray cloud
Blocks my vision,
Obscures my goals,
Overwhelms me when I let it.
It chokes my dreams
And douses flames of desire.
I feel its claws
Grabbing at
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3d ArtworkHi to all of my fufriends,
I am needing some suggestions for my 3d artwork
the more the better...I want to see what other people like in 3d other than myself, especially anyone from a paganistic path.
I am limited to some of what I can do but I do have quite a large selection i can choose from
Jenn1996my life just busy keep up to date the stuff going on with my hubby just keep my kids happy
well 2weeks ago wed my mom found she got cancar then we got good news my twin sister have a baby girl in november
Burning ZoneOkay I know everyone has said it or read this type of blogs but now I'm souncing off on it. I'm sick and tiered of mumms about wich is better fubar or myspace. First off to qoute on off my homeboys "it's obveas that fubar is better if your posting this mumm on fubar to begin with." Ppl post this mumms just to get points just becuse they are to gon name lazy to come ul with anything original. I think its high time that we band thes type of mumms once and for all hell that would also put an end to thes type of blogs as well. Shot I'm even tempted to post a mumm just to find out if everyone is as tiered as i am of seeing thes mumms being posted. I say we start a petiton to put an end to mumms concering wich is better fubar or myspacem if you are with me leve me a comemment saying so. Oso Negro out! TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT I'M GOING TO BRAKE OUT OF THIS HELL HOLE. I'M GOING TO START A NEW LIFE IN THE BURNING ZONE. AS THE POWDER BURNS A SMOKING GUN IN MY HAND.
AS I WATCH THE PLACE BURN DOW
My ThoughtsSo this evening myself and curt will be going to retreive the rest of my furniture and such at my old place. Its gonna be a long nite, but good. Closing a chapter on my life while beginning a New and better life with him. He is my world as i his, He is one of the kindest, yet sometimes quite mean men i have ever known :p ( mean in a good way :p) Still a little sketchy with the health issues , but the meds they have me on are helping a bit, im not as severe and not having as many episodes. I go for a 4 hour epilepsy test on the 18th to rule out seizures, though if they arent seizures, they are doing quite well in portraying them. Im looking around this house , 4 bedrooms and all...large florida room and large two story shed out back ( kinda looks like yours tracy ) and wondering where my furniture is going to fit. It is already quite full here. Poor curt has had to put up with my whining ass for the past week while ive been pulled out of work on temp disability because the episo
MiscI really hate it when people ask me for help and I do everything in my power to help them. Yet when I ask for help I have very few people that come and help me. Literally like 4 people. So I just want to say thanks to my true friends and to the rest of you F*ck Off!! Don't ask me for help ever again!! Thanks for showing your true colors!! Here are some statistics for all of us single ladies out there....
The divorce rate has raised 20% in the past 5 years. This means less relationships working out.
The domestic violence cases has raised 15% in the past 3 years. This means more violent men.
The percentage of men not paying child support has raised almost 50% in the past 10 years. This means more dead beat dads.
The percentage of single men has dropped 15% in the last 5 years and single women has raised 7% in the last 5 years. This means less available men.
SO IN OTHER WORDS.... WE MIGHT AS WELL GIVE IT UP LADIES!!! AND IF YOU ARE LUCKY ENOUGH TO FIND SOMEONE... K
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AwesomeI am so glad that I signed up for this place I have met so many cool people. I want to thank all of you for adding me and hope that we have much fun getting trashed . lol
Again?I'm in another auction once again
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FantasyFUNNY HOW YOU MAKE MISTAKES THAT YOU SWEAR YOU WONT EVER MAKE AGAIN....AND THEN YOU DO! YOU THINK ALL IS GOING WELL AND THEN BOOM! IT HITS YOU LIKE A FREIGHT TRAIN! YOU FALL....HOPING HE'LL CATCH YOU! KNOWING DAMN WELL HE IS SOOO FAR OUT OF YOUR LEAUGE. YOU START TO FIGHT WITH THAT VOICE IN YOUR HEAD TELLING YOU NOT TO LET YOUR GUARD DOWN. BUT YOU WIN. YOU LET YOURSELF TRAVEL TO THAT FAR AWAY LAND CALLED FANTASY. TELLING YOURSELF AND EVEN BELIEVING THAT SOMEONE LIKE HIM COULD LIKE SOMEONE LIKE YOU. THE AFFECTION THAT YOU HAD BEEN LONGING FOR FOR SOOO LONG IS FINALLY WITHIN YOUR REACH. YOU TALK FOR HOURS,LISTENING TO EVERY WORD, MEMORIZING EVERY LINE IN HIS FACE WHEN HE SMILES, LAUGHING AT ALL HIS STORIES. AND JUST WHEN YOU START TO REACH OUT....IT TURNS THE OTHER WAY, BEING THE FOREVER OPTIMIST....YOU IGNORE THAT BIG CLOUD OVER YOUR HEAD THAT READS DENIAL IN FLASHING NEON LIGHTS....YOU REACH AGAIN TO FIND IT SLIPPING FURTHER AND FURTHER AWAY. YOU FEEL THAT FAR AWAY PLACE YOU HAD YOURSE
What's Happening?Well, it's not for a fun trip. My cousin just past away so I will be out for a couple of days starting tomorrow, Feb 20. He was a Brooklyn Police Officer. He was only 50. I will be returning Saturday. See you all when I get back.
Bid For Me!!!THE AUCTION IS NOW OPEN PLEASE TAKE A LOOK AT THE RULES THEN GO CHECK OUT THE MEN AND BID BID BID!!!
A Political Statement? :)Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a
deserted street with your wife
and
two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic
Terrorist with a huge knife
comes
around the corner, locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities, praises
Allah, raises the
knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a
Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds
before he reaches you and your family. What
do
you do?
.............................................................
THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:
Democrat's
Answer :
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that
would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swin
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Random ShitWell yall... It's that time again... I haven't done one in a long time so I think it about time I do a video for every member of Fubar that wants to be in the video... ANYONE and I mean anyone thats a member of Fubar can be in the video... all you have to do is enter your picture for the video... just send me a private message telling you want to be in the video and what picture you wanna use for it... If you don't know about my vidoes... there one below to give a clue about them... this one I am planning to be a whole lot better... using new editing styles and better formats this one promises to be the best Fubar video yet... So sign up now and tell your friends about too...
Party Up Misbehavin2 ¢¾ Fu Owned By ☣ SatCommTech ☣ ¢¾ Fu Owner Of Countryboy Superman & DJ Tommy Six ¢¾@ fubar
She enjoys goin clubbin, to concerts, sporting events or just chillin with friends...
Wanna know anything else just ask.......
A bit more.....
She don't do drama - been the
You Be The Judge...Your Kissing Technique Is: Perfect
Your kissing technique is amazing - and you know it.
You have the confidence to make the first move.
And you always seem to know what kissing style is going to work best.
Sometimes you're passionate, sometimes you're a tease. And you're always amazing!
Are You a Good Kisser?
I Need A Guy Like ThisI'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that i like you
I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk
I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants
I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised
I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"
I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk
I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things
I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club
I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.
I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date
I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy
I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new m
What Girls Dont Know About Guys1.Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try.
2. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.
5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.
6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.
7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.
8. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.
9. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll ob
What Would You Like To Know...ABOUT ME...
Name: Amanda Marie Guess
Birthdate: October 28, 1979
Birthplace: San Diego, Ca
Current Location: Chico, Ca
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Red/Auburn
Height: 5'5"
Weight: BBW ( not a skinny gal)
Piercings: 3 in each ear and 1 in tounge
Tatoos: 3 one on lower back and 1 on each ankle
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: No
Overused Phraze: I think we should "Just Be Friends"
FAVORITES...
Food: Italian or Mexican
Candy: Reeses
Number: 33
Color: Hunter Green/Black
Animal: Horses
Drink: Dr Pepper
Alcohol Drink: Tequila (Makes my clothes fall off...LOL)
Bagel: Not really
Letter: S
Body Part on Opposite sex: Smile
THIS OR THAT...
Pepsi or Coke: Neither Dr Pepper
McDonalds or BurgerKing: McDonalds
Strawberry or Watermelon: Strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot Chocolate
Kiss or Hug: Kiss
Dog or Cat: Dog
Rap or Punk: Rap
Summer or Winter: Winter
Scary Movies or Funny Movie
Booty Call Application~BOOTY CALL APPLICATION~
Please fill out the below application if you want to be a booty call for this person (To be taken very seriously)
Name: ___________________
Age: ____________________
Phone: ___________
Occupation: ____________________
Height______ Weight______
Married(Y/N)__ Single(Y/N)___ Other_________
Sexual Orientation: __________
How often do u wanna have sex?(check appropriate answer)
Daily__ Weekly__ Monthly__ As much as possible_Other_
if other,explain:
How long can u last? (check appropriate answer)
1min ___ 15min__ 30min__ 1hr__ all nite___
Do u like Giving oral sex? (Y/N)___
What could you do for me, that no one else could?:
Which do u prefer? (check appropriate box)
One on one__ Doubles__ Group___Other__
While having sex, what do u do? (place "X" in all appropriate boxes)
Faint__
Cry__
Moan__
Wiggle__
Twist__
Jerk about__
Pant__
Sweat___
Scream__
Hum__
Whistle__
Just lie there__
Other__
List three pos
Smart Mom....don't Take No Bull!!!My son came home from school one day,
With a smirk upon his face.
He decided he was smart enough,
To put me in my place.
"Guess what I learned in Civics Two,
that's taught by Mr.. Wright?
It's all about the laws today,
The 'Children's Bill of Rights.'
It says I need not clean my room,
Don't have to cut my hair
No one can tell me what to think,
Or speak, or what to wear.
I have freedom from religion,
And regardless what you say,
I don't have to bow my head,
And I sure don't have to pray.
I can wear earrings if I want,
And pierce my tongue & nose.
I can read & watch just what I like,
Get tattoos from head to toe.
And if you ever spank me,
I'll charge you with a crime.
I'll back up all my charges,
With the marks on my behind.
Don't you ever touch me,
My body's only for my use,
Not for your hugs and kisses,
that's just more child abuse
Don't preach about your morals,
Like your Mama did to you.
That's no
Taking The Plunge!I've finally done it and decided to enter my first giveaway; 14,500 comments for a 7 day blast! I know the pic isn't of me but I can assure you it is me. All help would be greatly appreciated and, as always, repaid in kind.
Just follow the link below and help me if you get the chance. Thank you,
Wayne
Playing With GirlsHe said tell her to take it like you. So I made her. She said her ass hurt bad the next day. He said I looked beautiful licking her ass. She tasted so sweet. He watched as my mouth devoured her. She bit my nipples and he smiled at the pain I can take. He watched as we were joined by his favorite toy. I disciplined her like only a Mistress could. He loved when we kissed after tasting each other. I love that I own her like he owns me. She's mine. I'm his. I do what ever he wants me to do. I'm his dirty girl slave. I'm his prettiest one. None are as disciplined as me or as beautiful. I do my job. I don't complain or question. I loved her so he could see. I loved her like he loves me. With my pain I show him my love. When I made her pretty big white ass red with my hands she knew my love for her as he knows my love for him. I'm his pretties slave. He is my One, My Master, My Heart. I loved her for me but I loved her for him as well. He loves when I play with girls.
I Am Back I Think LolHi Everyone
I so owe my friends an apology for not being around but real life does take priority and there has been so much happening. I have missed everyone and i do hope everyone is fine.
Liberated Spice
Pub Rulesfor those of you that don't know me very well or feel you have a right to harrass me, here are some basic rules i go by when here.. if you can't respect them then i really don't give a damn. it's my page not yours so gtfo if you don't like it.
1. if you are in my family then you have earnt a place there. adding me to yours or bitching at me about why you are not in my family will not change my mind and put you there. not to say that i don't have friends that are not in my family.. but it is limited in space and for once in this lifetime, i can choose my family! lol jk.. well sorta :P
2. i do not do cam or cyber sex.. no ifs or buts.. if you ask me about it i will delete you
3. i love the mumms and will enjoy the flirting, chatting, laughing, bashing and mocking but that is it. don't come to my shoutbox and try for a bit of one on one action or to continue whatever was said in the mumm. my shoutbox is different territory altogether!
4. i often stay online but do not stay at
For My Mother-in-lawI lit a candle for you today,
in hopes that you might see it.
I lit a candle for you today,
in hopes that you know how
much you mean to me.
I lit a candle to show my love,
in hopes that you would see.
I lit a candle for you today
to let you know that you are my hero.
I lit a candle today in hopes that
it would light your way.
I lit a candle today,
for the promise that i made to you.
The time is coming that you will
be taken away to another place in time,
a place where love can always be found,
a place where tears will no longer fall.
When the angels call,
to take you from us,
i want you to know that no matter
where you are i will never forget.
I lit a candle for you today
in hopes that you would see it.
I lit the candle for you,
because no matter how hard
life was you never stopped
loving me.
I lit a candle for you today
in hopes that it would shine
down on you.
I lit a candle for you.
My hero My friend,
it has been a long hard road,
sometimes it was s
Poem4My body has a fever
Burning hot to touch,
Erotic thoughts fill my head
I want you oh so much
A shivering sensation
Travels down my spine,
An overwhelming desire
I have to make you mine
Churnng in my stomach
Dizziness in my head,
I am drifting into fantasy
Alone here in this bed
Heavily my eyes do close
In to ecstasy I go....
Now you are mine my love
And no one has to know
As this passion rises
My throat feels hot and dry,
My hungry gasping breath
Becomes a long satisfied sigh
One day I will have you
Not a fantasy in my head,
Be sure that I will get you
I desire
Just MeGive a company your blood sweat and tears and they kick you to the curb. I still don't have a specific reason I was let go. Got pulled into conference rooms "gotta send you home" 2 1/2 days later hey we terminated you. Myabe blessing in disquise but only problem is I can't get the money from the 401k or pension for 2 weeks. Well that is just enough tim to fuck me. I need the money before then. The reason....'well it takes time to type it in ther computer....??? WTF??? A major corporation can't email or fax???? the paperwork to corporate office so that I can get what is owed? Tis ok karma is a bitch
In the meantime will file unemployment and see if I can get any other assistance. Yes I will look for work, but I am in VEGAS the HIGHEST unemployment city in the Country. We would just pack up and leave but what I am to get isn't enough. Wish we could
WELL, still in nevada...lots of fuck ups thru the mortgage broker that we were going thru which we were lied to and I am
Poem5It's what we do for love
that sets us apart from all the rest.
It's who we choose to love,
that puts us to the test.
It's how we pursue that love,
that gives us our strength to succeed.
Love can do so much,
it can fulfill your every need.
Love is so powerful,
it can change your life forever.
Love forms a bond,
that nobody can whether.
Love gives you courage,
to stand up for what you believe.
Love gives you that twinkle in your eye,
that everyone can see.
Love can make you stand up and shout
as loud as you can be.
Or Love can make me pop that question,
as I get down on one knee.
Love is just a four letter word,
but it can make us do so much.
It can makes us get goosebumps
with one little touch.
I am so lucky I found someone
to give me all that strength.
I found someone to love,
and I have you ______ to thank.
How can I explain everything..
All that you are,
How you make me feel,
How I've fallen so far.
When I say it so often,
But then not
I Promise To YouI promise to you my love forever
Would I hurt you, no I could never
I promise you my heart, it’s not a curse
I will love you forever for better or worse
I promise to hold you, your kiss I would cherish
Until the end of time, the earth would perish
I promise to protect you, with help up above
All I want to do is give you my love.
Lost In Your EyesLost in your eyes
Your loving gaze
You’re all I think about
It’s a beautiful haze
When the sun rises
And when the sun sets
You’re all I think about
I have no regrets
I will love you always
Until the end of time
You’re all I think about
I can’t believe your mine
Boo BooI was wondering if you could help me...I entered a giveaway for a hh and I need 50,000 comments in 8 weeks...rates also count as one comment...if you get a chance could you stop by and drop me a few comments and rate the pic...I would really appreciate it...ttys. Just click the pic below, comment and rate!
Please help her out if you get a chance!
Much Love~ That Girl
That Girl~FU Owned by Raybo316@ fubar
Wondering Wandereryes, yes, yes!!!
oh my, the feeling is so intense! to read a good blog is like having an orgasm. it's such a head rush. your mind reels at the words on the page and your body tingles. you want more, more, more but find less.
we need people giving good blog.
to see something that moves you, makes you think and feel is rare anymore. it's like the imagination has gone and copy/paste has taken over. and before anyone throws a stone, i'm guilty of it too.
but i also blog to entertain, to make you think and laugh. i blog regularly on another site, and am planning on more here.
i hope i can make you feel, think, and have a good time.
until then, good hunting on those that give good blog. we're a rare breed.
i spent years wondering if i would find love. i wondered if i knew what love really was? i mean i was engaged once, fell for someone so totally wrong for me. met one guy that has become a good friend and a few more before i met my man.
come to find
EmeraldI know some of you are confused why I have a tribute to Emerald eyes today and what it's about... Well the answer is... Today marks 15th year anniversary of the Funeral date of my 1st true love Patrisha Kay... So for today only; I am gonna dedicate my page to her memory... PMK had as a nickname of Psylocke after the x-men charactor and here is a Tribute Video for her
The Inner PsyAdd to My Profile | More Videos Last Caress
Dedicated to Trisha M. Kay
Hey,Iknow I havent been out in a long time
Ive been kinda busy, exploring life while I'm still in my prime
You know its hard for me to visit you at your tumb
But reminded me you're dead is like salt to an open wound
But I had to comesee you, Theres some things we had to discuss
Oh god,do I miss you so much
Tears still form in my eyes when I think of you
And all the things you and I used to do
Well back to the subject at hand
I think there's somethings you and didnt understand
Things that in one way, one of us did
IronmanWE WANNA ROCK YOUR WORLD AT THE BLACK DIAMOND LOUNGE WITH THE BEST IN ROCK, METAL, AND INDEPENDENT MUSIC AROUND
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My First BlogHi everyone! How's it going today? I am having so much fun here on Fubar. Everyone here is so awesome! I joined an awesome website called MyFreeImplants! I have been wanting to get my boobs ever since I was 16. This site is for real and I have seen a lot of girls achieve the rack of their dreams! Will ya'll help me with mine? Here is my link to my profile...http://MyFreeImplants.com/models/41690/
If the link is not working, you can either copy and paste or go to my Fubar profile and click on one of my banners. I look forward to making a lot of friends. Hope to see ya'll soon!
Get me buzzed & I'll return the favor! Hi everyone! How are ya'll doing today? I'm doing great! I just thought that I would update ya'll on how I am doing on My Free Implants. I have made $247.00 in donations and $186.00 in messages. My balance that I need to reach my goal is $5,167.00. I am so excited about this. I have quite a few banners on my profile so check them out. I will talk to ya'll later!
Love & Life To All ...........The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with your heart. Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other ,but in looking outward together in the same direction! I love you ,not only for what you are ,but for what i am when i am with you !! Partying or not !!! He feels good
and fits so well in my hands,
my heart
and my plans.
He knows my kind of crazy
is unique among all other brands
and he might not always accept it
but he always understand.
For romance he might ask
but respect he commands
and he can be a cold man
but always has warm hands.
and my place
is a honor
cause of how close he stands.
Our love is gentle
but our sex is savage.
N we know each other in every spot
On each others body to ravage.
His grace and beauty defined!
And every strong woman
his kind
stands behind.
He's lust and love combined
and he's either on my clit or mind !
LoveIs love a fairytale
Or is it real
Why can’t I touch it
If it’s something I can feel
You can give it as a gift
But you never have to wrap it
You can receive it as a gift
But you have to open your heart to see it
You can play with it
But it’s not a game
You don’t need to drop it
But you can break it all the same
To find one that’s true
Is the most precious of all
When you find it, you’ll know
Your heart will never fall
Tag Ur ItInstructions......
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.
1. I don't untie my shoes to put them on.
2. I am obsessed with "fix it" shows.
3. I am a paranormal buff
4. I have read all of anne rice's books
5. I only wear black.
6. I hate stupid people
7. I am a compulsively neat person
8. I love masturbating with toys
9. I cannot digest nuts
10. I fall behind the wheel if i drive for too long.
5 People I tagged,
1. Raven Lonewolf
2. rbrauer65
3. guardian
4. the druid
5. crow
Happy Birthday Hersheyk!/>
I'd like to take a moment to introduce you to one of my bestest friends HersheyK. Today is Hershey's birthday, so if you could all just stop by her page and leave her some mad love I know it would just make her day!
I have had the pleasure of calling Hershey my friend for atleast 4 years now and during this time she has been there for each of my ups and downs. She is the true definition of a friend. Always there to lend a helping hand but never asks for anything in return. I honestly don't know what I would have done without her on many occasions. Hershey I hope that ALL of your wishes come true because a person as sweet and wonderful as you only deserves the best. I love you girl (tho you already know that!)
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When I Am With YouWhen I am with you
The world stands still
Your warm embrace
Chases away the chill
Holding you tight
So tender and sweet
Kissing your lips
Is such a treat
I know you love me
And I love you
Together we’re perfect
Our love is true
Sharing our life
I’m glad you’re mine
We will be together
Forever is the time
Musicok, we finally decided to create our "myspace music" profile, because it's the best place to meet people, organise some concerts in pubs and so...
would be cool if you check it, and if you like it, well, let us know, ok ?
click on the pic or copy the link below:
http://www.myspace.com/sillyconecarne
For A FriendI am just full of bad news today-----writing things down help me to let go----
My best and oldest dearest Girl friend back home in Colorado lost her first grandson last night after being born.
They all new the baby wouldnt make it because of some condition that lil Phillup had that his lungs and kidneys did not form. He had a strong heart and the kids wanted to go as far with the pregnancy as possible. Around 11:30 pm the baby was born and lived 9 minutes...God let them have that time with their lil angel before he took lil Phillup to heaven to join all angels.
My heart goes out to all----and I feel so bad that I can not be with them all to hold and tell them I love them in person ,instead of on the phone...
My Girlfiend is one of the strongest people I know but this is being really hard on her.
Please say a little prayer and I am sorry to be just so full of sadness today
This doesnt even include what a cousin of mine is going to be dealing with here real soon---But I wont ment
Umm Yeah Anyone Else??as if we didn't pay enough for horse meat cut with worm and sawdust, McDonald's has implemented a new pay for extra sauces policy... i know this because i happen to like my french fries slathered in hot mustard. i ask you, what goes better with potatoes deep fried in animal fat than hot mustard? i, unfortunately have fallen victim to the NMO (new mcdonalds order) as I'm unable to overcome this soul sucking addiction... sadly what most of the world doesn't know is, said policies were put into action in order to support and cover up Ronald's nasty little heroin and make up habit... i happen to know for a fact that he is also a member of the dreaded clown mafia and he uses the Ronald McDonald House to launder money for this crime syndicate... there is currently a hit out on the king, jared, and wendy... hasnt anyone ever wondered what happened to the taco bell chihuahua? rumors have surfaced that he is now living as a pit bull in idaho somewhere, but i believe he sleeps with the fishes at
About MeI am a 35 year old married mother of two. My daughter is 6 and my son is 18 months. I am happily married. I seem to be the only one of those people left around my friends these days. I love hanging out with my skanky friends. My husband and I are working on our new house. We are in need of a finished basement, paint and more decorations. Lots to do. I enjoy working on the house. I love planting flowers and getting all dirty. My daughter and I plant flowers every year together. I love to cook. I love my family and would fight to the death for them. They come before everyone and everything. I am the same way with my friends. I am passionate in my beliefs and do not sway easily. Ok I am stubborn. I am hard working and straight forward. I bust my ass to take care of my family and my home. I am completely confused politically. I believe in owning our own guns and using them to defend ourselves in needed. I believe in abortion rights, you never know what someone has gone
Funny StuffMan: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing
Fun Stuff!!1 ) Answer the questions below
2) Take each answer and type it into Photobucket
3) Take any picture from the first page of results and post. (click on the picture and copy the HTML code)
4) You can't copy the persons answers who posted this before you!
1. The age you will be on your next birthday?
2. Your favorite place?
3. A place you'd like to travel?
4. Your favorite object?
5. Your favorite food?
6. Your favorite animal?
7. Your favorite color?
8. The town in which you were born?
9. The town in which you live?
10. The name of your pet?
11. Favorite non-alcoholic drink?
12. Your nickname/screen name?
13. sports team?
I don't follow sports.
14. Favorite pastime?
15. A bad habit of yours?
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1. We own at least one artice of clothing that says our man's Military Branch on it and wear it at least once a week
2. Our AOL/ Yahoo/Myspace/Xanga ect. profiles have something to do with military or have song lyrics in them
3. We know what the terms Head, Rack, Field Day and PT mean and have no trouble using them on a daily basis
4. We know the difference between a Recruit, Enlisted, Officer and know the rank structure like the back of our hand
5. We feel every note of the songs "I'm Already There", "When I'm Gone", "Here Without You", "Proud to be an American" and "The National Anthem" (it is usally one of these songs whose lyrics can be found in our profile)
6. We watch the news and cry hystarically for fallen Marines, Soldiers, Airmen and Sailors and no one seems to understand why
7. We just cry.... and cry.... and cry..
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The Fairtax SeriesUNDERGROUND AND OFFSHORE ECONOMY.....TAXED AT LAST!
More good news. If you haven't been keeping up with this blog, there are five more on this subject you should read. Get to it.
Quotes:
Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.~~Herman Wouk (?)
The income tax has made more liars out of the american people than golf has.~~Will Rogers
Now that you have a basic understanding of the FTP (FairTax Plan~for those of you not here last blog), lets cover some problems that will be solved when we finally move our country away from a tax system that punishes achievement. Tax evasion, the shadow economy, and offshore financial centers. Add up the effects of these three things to our current tax system and the cost in lost tax revenues runs into the hundreds of billions of dollars.
Plato~~"Where there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income." True to Plato's wisdom
Longing For YouLonging for your love
I sit in my chair
I can feel your breadth
The wisp of your hair
My eyes still closed
My heart starts to race
Lost in the moment
I can see your face
My eyes quickly open
Thinking you’re there
It was all a dream
Life's not fair
Just Wanna VentTheres really no meanin to this blog just want somewhere to vent. First im markin this nsfw just cause im not all sure what im gonna say or how im gonna word it so just incase i say something that offends anyone they cant bitch that it isnt marked. Anyway on to my complaint i guess u can say. I sit there and help out as many people as I can when they need help cause thats what friends are for right? Ya know im about sick and tired of helpin people out just to have em turn around and stab me in the back cause im friends with a certain person or because i repost certain bulletins or what not. I'm not a fuckin mind reader if you need help with something then shit send me a shout or a message and say hey cotton can ya plz help me out with this or can ya plz repost this bully for me. I see tons and tons of bulletins and after a couple hours or so they are already gone off the board. So if you want me to repost a bulletin then speak up and tell me dont expect me to read ur mind and say oh he
Adult Contents - NsfwYou are sitting there on your chair reading a story I had sent you earlier, your cock starts to get hard and i walk into the room and see it, I slowly walk over to where you are sitting, you never lift your eyes from the screen, I get on all fours and crawl over to you and come up between your legs, pull your hard cock out from your pants and run my tongue up and down your hard shaft, then I run my tongue lightly over the head of your cock, at this point you look down at me and smile, your head falls back and you moan, I move up and kiss you full on the lips and work my way down your neck and your chest, lightly nibbling on your nipples, work my way back down, I tease your cock once more by grazing my lips across the tip and I continue down and take little nips on your inner thighs, down your legs and up again towards your fully erect and waiting cock, i look up at you, you run your fingers through my hair and moan, I then look into your eyes and place my lips on the tip and slowly wit
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Dont Feed Me Your Bullshit LiesFunny how men these days on the internet will basically be players. why cant they be real?
if your online to make friends great, or online to find a date, fine? or even get ur rocks off, fine. just be honest about it. lies lies lies. I've said it before, and say it again. the internet has become the new age, going to the bar to pick up people, one nite stand thing. screw this im heading back to the bar, maybe normal people started going back there dont come onto me, wanting to have sex with me. dont feed me with lines of how sexy I am, hot, pretty orr what ever. There is something here beyond the eyes, mouth and body. I love sex, every part of it, I havent been able to find a man to keep up with me. But that is no mean an invintation to try. I have a someone im interisted in, hopefully he can keep up. So if you want to get to know me, start off by knowing the inside of my mind, then maybe you can see the outer me. I want you to stimulate my mind, not my clit
Love Stinks!!!!You know...I am here to vent again....like always!!! My way of getting things out. How do you stope yourself from feeling? I am not talkling about feeling bad feelings but good ones? I dont wanna feel for anyone. I am tired of getting hurt. Its weird how you can be with someone....and you dont seem to be falling for them...but then you find out something about them and it crushes your heart. Those of you who know me know that I will not talk about everything on here...which makes it hard for all of you to understand what it goin on. So for anyone who wants to be a "True friend"....please let me know so I can get this off my chest before I freaking explode. Thanks again for listening.
Lyrics Of Songs I LikeWhen you see a deer you see Bambi
And I see antlers up on the wall
When you see a lake you think picnics
And I see a large mouth up under that log
You're probably thinking that you're gonna change me
In some ways well maybe you might
Scrub me down, dress me up aww but no matter what
Remember, I'm still a guy
When you see a priceless French painting
I see a drunk, naked girl
You think that ridin' a wild bull sounds crazy
And I'd like to give it a whirl
Well love makes a man do some things he ain't proud of
And in a weak moment I might walk your sissy dog, hold your purse at the mall
But remember, I'm still a guy
And I'll pour out my heart
Hold your hand in the car
Write a love song that makes you cry
Then turn right around knock some jerk to the ground
'Cause he copped a feel as you walked by
I can hear you now talkin' to your friends
Saying, "Yeah girls he's come a long way"
From draggin' his knuckles and carryin' a club
And buildin' a fire in a cave
But
QuotesI seem to have loved you in numberless forms, numberless times, inlife after life, in age after age forever
~Rabindranath Tagore~ Who do you turn to when the only person in the world that can stop you from crying, is exactly the one making you cry?
~unknown~ Never say goodbye when you still want to try,
Never give up when you still feel you can take it
Never say you dont love a person when you cant let go
~Dons~
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Zen StoriesThere was once an old man who had a fine strong son. The father and son were poor and had little except for an exceptional stallion.
One night, the son forgot to close the gate to the corral and the stallion ran off. The next day the old man's friends and neighbors came to console him on his bad luck.
The old man smiled and said, "Good luck, bad luck, who knows?"
For the next day, the stallion returned and brought with him a great herd of horses. Now the old man's friends and neighbors came and congratulated him for his good luck.
Again the old man only smiled and said, "Good luck, bad luck, who knows?"
For the next day, the son was thrown while trying to break the horses and both his legs were broken.
Again the old man was consoled and again he responded, "Good luck, bad luck, who knows?"
For that very day, soldiers came through the town conscribing all the young men into the army. They took a look at the son with his two broken legs and they left him alone.
Good luck, b
Poetryeven tho he's not mine,
even tho i can't have him,
even tho we haven't spoken in years--
I hear his voice echo in my memory
even tho we haven't touched in forever,
even tho we haven't recently shared a kiss,
even tho our bodies haven't twined as lovers,
my body remembers like it was yesterday
even tho his scent is on the shirt I wore
when he hugged me goodbye,
even tho our love is a memory,
even tho he's gone--
He still makes my heart flutter
~SM written 6/3/2008 Smooth, Sultry, Sexy Sevannah
Walk the walk, girl!
Talk the talk, girl!
Make all the men crazy insane
Head over heels in lust--
only to disappear quicker then they cum
They built her up to bring her down
but her strength made her survive.
Sevannah doesn't know any other way.
Elegant, elusive, electrifying Sevannah
Get in, get out, get it over
Don't forget: you're somewhere, ANYWHERE
than here and now
and anyone, anything except yourself....
Slicker than a serpent's belly
yet as c
Jaded.....Dandelion Wishes and Chocolate Dreams....Yeah I know I got it all wrong....while most people live by the old adage "Champagne Wishes and Cavier Dreams", I prefer life to be a little more simple.
Open mouth, insert foot....NO, I am not saying I am simple-minded woman...I just prefer it to be cut and dry....Simple things make me happy...
Blowing dandelion wishes
A smile
Compassion
Integrity
Chocolate that melts in my mouth
Imagination
Books
Friends
Heinz Ketchup....anticipation
Candles
Raspberry Kisses
Altoids (giggling)
Champagne bubbles
Glass dildoes
What simple pleasures do you partake in? Discussing sexual ideations and differences....monogamy, polyamorous, adventures, deviances, etc etc etc....American adults have varying differences in sexual behavior....how adventureous or boring are you?
1. Paid for sex?
2. Faked an orgasm?
3. Discussed fantasies with your partner?
4. Sex on a first date?
5. 3-somes?
6. Sex
Stupid People!!!Ok, so like yeah, I posted this in a bulletin, but I couldn't for some reason get off the subject. At like 9:30 in the morning I was so flippin bored, so I started reading some of these mumms that people actually post. Ya all have got to check this one out:
http://www.fubar.com/mum.php?id=342119
Ok, this guy actually has the nerve to ask if it is cheating if his spouse uses toys when he's not at home.
What's wrong with this whole mumm you ask? Okay-now ya all now me and ya know by now I speak my mind and I'm not afraid to be blunt.
Number one~this guy is asking is it cheating, but yet his photo is a pic of him lying in bed with no shirt on, and the dude is NOT ALL THAT!!!!
Number two~out of curiousity, I went to the dude's page and looked at pics of him and his wife. The first thought that jumped into my mind was "Damn what episode of Jerry Springer did they meet on?" I mean come on now, if the bitch washed her hair to get the grease out of it-which looks like she dum
NsfwSo where Can I get "morph" pics? ok so what the heck does NSFW mean???? and where can i get some lol???? Sorry Im just a little new to Fubar... so does someone wanna help me out...please????!!!! thanks
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Poetry By Me!My little sister is 23, and is in End Stage Renal Failure. Her only hope is a kidney transplant. There are many circumstances at play, which keep her off the transplant list, but if one of her family members is a match, they would go ahead and do the transplant. Out of 3 siblings, I'm the only one with the same blood type.
I know that it's not just blood type that is a factor, and I'm in the process of getting things figured out to see if I match enough qualifiers to donate a kidney to her.
If I'm a match, I'll be at her side during the whole harvesting and transplant process. But if I am not, I need to be able to say my goodbyes.
I am asking that you pray for her and our family. I have to figure out how I can gather funds to help her and her dad, and even myself to be at her side regardless... I'm not asking for hand outs.. but perhaps ideas.
I have a very dear friend who has offered to take my children while I travel to be with my sister... and I can only say to her "I lo
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The Pride Of My LifeShe is new here she goes by unicorn...she is the most excellent lady I have ever met and she is a great friend to boot.
She is in my family so if you get a chance go check it out..f/r/a...you wont be sorry.
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Anyways just wanted to tell yall about her.
Thanks alot.
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Notorious KillersSince I'm from Wisconsin, I know all about Ed Gein. He used to live in Plainfield, WI, which is only about an hour from where I live. He murdered Bernice Worden, who was a store clerk in plain field. Police discovered her body in his shed decapitated and hung upside down with rope. Her torso was completely empty and her ribs were torn apart. Police discovered a number of things in his house. They found human skulls mounted on the cornor posts of his bed, and
Lorence Nadrajan Balls were fashioned into a lampshade and used to upholster chair seats. Alexander Ramos breasts were used as cup holders, human skull caps used for bowls, a human heart was in a saucepan on top of his stove, skin from the face of Mary Hogan, a local cavern owner, was found in a paper bag, and a window shade pull that was made out of lips. Police also found a mammary vest made from the skin of a woman's torso, a belt made of several human nipples, socks made from human flesh, a sheath made from human skin, and a
Newbuy me a drank and ill do so in return. im kinda dry here lol :) hello my name is dawn, im from Batavia new york. i have no friggen idea what to do one here, for now im just checkin things out. if u can give me any advice on how to make my page better let me know cuz i dont...yet lol. so far this site is sweet. thanks to eveyone that has added me.
Ok For My Familyok ppl here goes im 32 yrs old its my life and ill do wat ever i want every one else had there life to live now its my turn and i choose who i date and if ppl dont like it to bad im going to date who i want and if u want to act like this then ill be another jo jo and u know wat she did so go ahead stuff like this could be considered slander and thats a felony i love yall but that is not wat u do when some one u loves loves some one that makes them happy we both did things that were wrong so if we can get over yall can too we r trying to work it out so back off you r not dating her i would be im out i will not be in no more drama im the one who is 32 and pick who i want i need support not criticicem on who i pick its not right and not how i was raised no more being meen i come here to unwind so no more been kids support me in my decisions and dont belittle the ones i choose im an adult and i have to live with my choice so be there 4 me and dont cause hostility mom u know better u wasn
New Heremy name is andy i,m 50 from phila,pa i was in the navy for 10 years and now work on buses at septa.
i,m a easy going guy that love to make people laugh and smile and love telling jokes i like going to the bar.
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~life- The Cab Ride~When I arrived at 2:30 a.m, the building was dark except for a single light in a ground floor window.
Under these circumstances, many drivers would just honk once or twice, wait a minute, and then drive away.
But I had seen too many impoverished people who depended on taxis as their only means of transportation. Unless a situation smelled of danger, I always went to the door. This passenger might be someone who needs my assistance, I reasoned to myself.
So I walked to the door and knocked. 'Just a minute', answered a frail, elderly voice. I could hear something being dragged across the floor.
After a long pause, the door opened. A small woman in her 90's stood before me. She was wearing a print dress and a pillbox hat with a veil pinned on it, like somebody out of a 1940s movie.
By her side was a small nylon suitcase. The apartment looked as if no one had lived in it for years. All the furniture was covered with sheets.
There were no clocks on the walls, no knic
Cleaning Friend ListLET ME KNOW IF YOU WANNA STAY OR GO DONT GOT TIME FOR FAKE ASS FRIENDS I ONLY GOT TIME FOR REAL FRIENDS SO IF U WANNA BE GONE LET ME KNOW AND I WILL MAKE IT HAPPEN WITH JUST A CLICK
It Only Takes......The Little ThingsIt only takes a minute or two for you to make a little progress. And a little progress can put you solidly on the road to a lot more.It only takes a small effort to give a little kindness. And a little kindness can easily multiply itself again and again until it starts to make a big difference.It only takes a simple adjustment of your attitude to build a little enthusiasm. And with a little enthusiasm you can attract the support of many others.Small positive changes are easy to make. In between all the things you're already doing, there are numerous opportunities to fill in the spaces with extra treasures.And the small positive changes do something much more powerful than making a difference in the world. They make a difference in you.Get in the habit of making small positive changes, and soon you'll be experiencing big, valuable accomplishments. Let the little things put your spirit in a positive place, and that can change your life in magnificent, profound ways.-- Ra
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Personal RantI was asked today by my SO why I have seemed so angry lately and why I seemed to pull away from her lately. I am currently 500 miles away from her and didn't want to go over it on the phone.
Here it is in a nutshell....
It seems that I can never initiate intimacy. It ALWAYS has to be her show. Then she makes promises (of a risque nature) and then doesn't follow through. When we are intimate all that it seems she wants is to get in one position have me do my business then get off of her. She even complains when I go too long. She seems to be enjoying the action but it makes me wonder. So if I seem distant lately its that I am so F*&^^ing tired of being rejected!!!. Is it so wrong to want to "make love" and not just have sex. I think there is a difference.
If anything I feel like I am being used and not just in the bedroom but in the rest of our lives as well. It seems that all i am good for is a paycheck and to do work around the house.
Maybe its just a combination of de
My Sex StoriesCrouching atop of a three story building, she surveys the people walking below on this chilled night. Spotting a young man walking alone, she stands up. Her knee-length black trench coat billows in the wind and reveals beneath it a thin white tank-top, a short black mini-skirt and thigh-high black leather stiletto boots.
She walks to the edge of the building and walks off into thin air. Gravity grabs her and pulls her to the alley-way below where she lands gracefully. Peeking around the corner, she spots the one she wants walking towards her. Once he's close enough, she steps out and stops him.
"Hey there sweetie. I'm feeling a little lonely tonight. Wanna have some fun?" She speaks seductively as she pulls back the front of her coat and shows him her silky white thigh.
Not knowing why, he's immediately drawn to her and takes her hand as she leads him down the dark alley. She takes him through a large iron door and into a large room lit with hundreds of candles surrounding a l
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Lead me not into temptation, heaven help me to be strong. I can't fight all that I'm feelin', and I can't do it alone. Help me break this spell that I'm under, guide my feet and hold me tight. I need 10,000 angels watchin' over me tonight.
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"This is destiny so why pretend,
Close your eye's and kiss me once again.
I'll always be the only one you'll need.
So go where your deepest longing leads."
I Personally Love, Admire, and Respect this lady!!! She has a HEART of GOLD, RETURNS ALL LUV SHOWN!!
Please go show her tons of love
Be Back Soon... I HopeI'm taking a break from all online communication for a while. The stress on my life is starting to get to me and before I implode I think it's best I take time to try and get my head straight. It seems that nothing is working as it should. I got a college degree that won't by me a cup of coffee, a job that won't pay the bills, a son that I love who asks for advise and ignores it when I try t help. It just pisses me off to care so much about things that aren't within my ability to change when those who should care and could do something about then don't give a fuck. This world has turned into a toilet and we are all just along for the ride. What happened to the would I grew up in? I'm going to get tore up from the floor up. That way I won't give a damn either. I'll be back after I calm down. To a couple of good friends who may think this is good bye. Think again. I'm not that easy to get rid of. lol
Eddy
Drew's ContestI'm not being entertained enough so I entered a contest lol ... prizes given for top 5 places. Click the link below to comment or visit Drew's page and at least show the girl some fu-love ;)
Thanks!
MummToday I posted a mumm. I didn't realize how many haters there are out there in mumm land. I realize adult site and all. I had this monster headache today. Worst then normal. I haven't had one of these in a few years. All I had was Excedrin and Advil. Well i'm sure you have figured out the rest if you have been on them mumms. Most people were pretty good. There were only a few people who were haters. I guess I was lucky that was all I got. Some of the mumms i saw today had nothing but hate on them I am gonna say it. Can't we all just get along. LOL
MeI've been on before, matter of fact I've been known by several names on here. But one thing is for sure, when you all see me, you know who I am.
1) My wife was/has/is on here as well. I'm sure most of you know her, Frogmother. We have a Fu Page on here together.
2) My daughter is on here, so guys don't be idiots. I'm a very laid back cool dude but my daughter is My daughter, Miss Addiction.
3) My niece is on here too, Noel-greeter, so the same as # 2.
So be repectful and we'll all get along fine.
Now...This is who you may know me as:
1st ever LC-CT "Evil Overlord"
Lord Shadoe Knight
Most of my life I've done what others wanted me to do, now it's my turn to do what I want......
Don't get me wrong, I'll still help anyone if I can but...like I said....It's FunTime !
There will be many times I post ADULT or NSFW things on my page. They will be Marked as such. That way if you're not interested, Don't Look !
I'll be posting photos in albums, vid
Love&peopleI'm thinking back on the past, how beautiful you would be if you were here in my arms. I'm sorry mommy couldn't hold on longer, i'd give anything to hold you, even just once. Your in heaven, where you will be safe. I wish things were different, and i wish your daddy wasn't such a jerk, otherwise you would be here. You helped me grow as a person, and i know Daniel, and your great grandparents are looking after you. Your my angel, looking after mommy everyday, keeping me holding onto life, and reality. My beautiful guardian angel, i imagine your smile, It's been over a year since i lost you, but i know your always in my heart, you know, you would be 7 months old this month. You will never be forgotten.
Hayden Skylar (11/23/06-1/12/07) Ever had that feeling, where someone claims that they love you, and then they just rip your heart out, and stomp on it just to pick it back up and give it back to you, but you realize that it was all a dream, and your unsure about what someone did in the f
ContestProposal for a contest that I am going to have _ read at the bottom for an update. Update is also posted in a new blog
Winner will get*
1,000,000 Fubucks
1 month VIP
1 Bling pack
Official certificate of kicking ass that I will make
People eligible*
On Fubar
Has a salute
No one I live with or have lived with
None of my exs
None of my future exs
Must have alot of free time
Overview*
The contest will be similar to reality TV shows, where I will select a number of willing participants and add them into my family. (Sorry current peeps, you have to go for a short time) These entered in the contest will get a weekly "Challenge". Ill post the new challenges on Monday nights. You will get 48 hours to complete these tasks. So, as of Wednesday night, you need to ready. I will then post the items in a family only folder for you to vote on each other. Each of you will get 2 postive votes on what you think is the best completed task. (Because people will always
Fubar Break For My Fu~keeperWELL IT'S OFFICIAL I AM PUTTING MU FU~KEEPER ON A FUBAR BREAK! SHE HAS EARNED IT 10 TIMES OVER AND NEEDS IT! SO PLEASE PLEASE CAN YOU TRY TO RESPECT AND ALLOW OUR ♪♫ŁίłβαмαGίяł♫♪ TO TAKE THE BREAK SHE NEEDS AND JUST ENJOY FUBAR FOR A WEEK OR SO..
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Help Me Out HereI am in a race to get to level 10 please coment and rate me like crazy thank you in advance i will do the same.
Need Some Help PleaseI have a 1 day blast running if anyone see's it can you please get a screen shot for me :D
Thanks
Jenn
Moon EclipseARE YOU WATCHING THE MOON ECLIPSE TONIGHT?? I AM TAKING SOME PICS.. THESE WERE TAKEN A FEW MINUTES AGO...
DON'T YOU THINK IT'S WONDERFULLY AMAZING??
The Touch Of A ManYesterday I was online talking to a friend I just made, when all hell broke lose. It all started at 6:30 am, when the mister came into the house yelling about the same shit. I got up, did what need to be done and start chatting with this friend, about 10:45 am I walked to the store to call my sister. Its about a 10 min walk, by the time I return home at 11:15am, the mister had grab my 16 year old daughter around her neck and push her against the wall. I wasn't there, and I'm kicking myself for it now, I knew in my heart that that was going to happen, but the other part said this man is no fool. Fooled me....My daughter told me what happen and I confroned him, of course he make it seem like it was my child fault, he mad that her room wasn't clean. Now by this point my eyes have turn red, He lock my girls bathroom door so they could use his, took down my 16 year old daug. bedroom door, than he yells that he don't give a damn if my daughter walk around him nude. he seen ass before, my 18
My AngelsThis is for the 2 angels Ive lost my babies I never got to know never got to hold to kiss to touch.....
you are always in my heart
My ThoughtsThats right, I have adopted a new way of thinking. I AM FAT, fluffy, more to love, or what ever you want to call it. Still I AM BEAUTIFUL!!!! Thats right I said it I am beautiful. Who in the hell came up with the bullshit of you have to be a stick to be beautiful. I will tell you who......THE SKINNY PEOPLE. Well to HELL with that. I have seen a damn lot of skinny ass chicks walking around that looks like that have been eat up by something. Hell I would rather be happy then to worry about what would happen if I ate something I wanted to eat.
So what if I can't run a marathon, does that mean I am lazy NO!!! It means that I don't do that kind of thing. It means I have things that I consider fun and interesting. NO not just sitting around on fubar all day. Another thing just because a person I big doesn't mean they are going to eat alot. Hell I barely eat and still am big. So you skin chicks watch out cause your not always going to be so pretty. Well not all of you. I m
Warning Plz ReadThis is a dick head !!!
there are many found and not far
they are all around in fu-bar
they come in disguises
in shapes and sizes
some have testicles
others have Breasticles
they talk there shit
and show their tits
In fu-bar
they are not far
they commonly attack
when you turn your back
haters and down-raters
misandrist and misogenist
don't forget the misanthrope
who is beyond all hope
Beware they are everywhere
Warn your Friends so they are aware!!
for the sake of all good fu-barians
copy this repost and save us all
MeHI,I AM SANDI JUST A NORMAL GIRL TRYIN TO LIVE LIFE AS EASY AS POSSIBLE LOOKIN FOR A GOOD GUY I KNOW THAT THERE AINT TO MANY GOOD MEN LEFT OUT THERE,BUT I AM STILL LOOKIN,BUT OH WELL LIFE GOES ON AND I SAY EVERYONE HAVE FUN AND LUV THE PEOPLE THAT YOU ARE WITH CAUSE THIS LIFE WONT LAST LONG
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hi everyone ..just letting ya know I wont be on for a few days... I will miss ya guys....my computer is getting fixed..love .....showin mad love for all
This Life Of Mine 30I just went out and looked at the moon. I tried to take some pictures of it but it looks like a dot on my camera, lol It is a beautiful sight! There are stars out with the moon also. Very pretty.
I have just finished working for the day. I worked all day long and all evening long! ugh! I got a lot done though so that is really good.
Peter is in the kitchen making dinner and it smells really good. I am starving! He is making grilled chicken with vegetables and pesto sauce with noodles. It smells so good.
I got a deal on an X-Box game today. I picked up Christopher after school and for all of his A's he has been getting, I told him I would buy him a new game. I went to Best Buy and he picked out Dirt which is a race game. It is a $50 game and when I went up to the cash register, they have new computers to check you out. Some how the $50 game came up a $20 game! Woo hoo. lol I like that price.
Well, it's dinner time!
Kisses Martin
~~ciao~~
Lady Soliloque's SoliloquyIt's a fact. My son Dain really is Stewie.
Waking up from sugery he was so mad it took 5 doctors to hold him down (he's just four - 35lbs). He threw the finger heart monitor across the room, held up his hand that had the IV in it, and with perfect pronunciation said:
"Get this Fucking thing out of me!"
Needless to say, we weren't there very long after that.
*laughs*
He's doing well now that we're home :) Tomorrow my youngest (Dain4) will be going in for some minor dental surgery.
Ack.
I just hate the thought of them putting him under-it makes me so nervous. I just don't trust doctors.
Another sleepless night. Well, I have finally set up my 'Thirteen o'clock Thoughts' Blog for my writing.
My first posting is one of my favorite scenes from my book, 'The Oubliette: Modus Operandi Bellum'. I hope everyone checks it out! I would love some feedback :)
'The Oubliette' Complete should be out in stores and available online by this Halloween. It will contain both bo
Wedding Night1. But everybody looks funny naked!
2. You woke me up for that?
3. Did I mention the video camera?
4. Do you smell something burning?
5. (in a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead...
6. Try breathing through your nose.
7. A little rug burn ever hurt anyone!
8. Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant?
9. Sweetheart, did you lock the back door?
10. But whipped cream makes me break out.
11. Person 1: This is your first time..right?
Person 2: Yeah.. today
12. Hurry up! This room rents by the hour!
13. Can you please pass me the remote control?
14. Do you accept Visa?
15. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
16. On second thought, let's turn off the lights.
17. And to think- I was really trying to pick up your friend!
18. So much for mouth-to-mouth.
19. (using body paint) Try not to leave any stains, okay?
20. Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober...
21. (holding a banana) It's just a little trick I learned at the zoo!
22. Do you get any premium movie channels?
23. T
Kill MyselfI'm gonna clean the house
I'm gonna fix the fence
In my final hours
I'm gonna tie up these loose ends
I wont leave a note
For anyone to find
Tomorrow they'll know
What I've done here tonight
[Chorus]
The drastic steps I'm takin'
Are just an act of desperation
I knew no one would miss me
So what the hell
I fought and lied I drank too much
Hurt every one I ever touched
Just how much I hurt you is hard to tell
This is not some kind of cry for help
Just good bye I wish you well
Because I love you
I'm gonna kill myself
Now who is that
In my easy chair
Now wait a minute
That's the old me sittin' there
And I thank God
The devil in me died
I stand before you now
A man changed and alive
[Chorus]
The drastic steps I'm takin'
Are just an act of desperation
I knew no one would miss me
So what the hell
I fought and lied I drank too much
Hurt every one I ever touched
Just how much I hurt you is hard to tell
This is not some kind of cry for help
Just
A Long Daymany people on here get frustrated when another doesn't leave comments and such... but just so all understand Many do have a life outside of fubar and others have way too much going on in their lives
in my case, I home school my youngest two children. I am an active Realtor in my community. I am Married. I maintain my home. I have a social life outside of fubar ( I love to go dancing and hang out with my friends ) I am always on the go just because I am logged on does not mean I am at the computer so leave a private message for those that know me I do respond to them when I get the opportunity. So please do not take offense if it takes me a little while to get back to you I do the best given my hectic life :D Love to all my fu-friends Luvingmom
Unknown To Him..I AM TIRED
TIRED OF IT ALL
I JUST WANT TO SLEEP
AND NEVER WAKE FROM THIS HORRIBLE DREAM
I WANT TO WAKE UP AND
EVERYTHING BE HOW IT SHOULD BE
I WANT TO LET ALL THIS DEPRESSION GO
I WANT TO SET IT ALL FREE
IT'S TYING ME DOWN
I FEEL LIKE I AM SINKING
THAT NO MATTER HOW MUCH I TRY TO REACH UP
I WILL ALWAYS BE TIED TO THE GROUND
I WANT TO SCREAM AND YELL OUT LOUD
BUT THERE IS NO ONE HERE TO HEAR MY SOUND'S
I WANT TO CRY BUT CAN'T SEEM TO DO IT
THE TEAR'S WONT COME
I'VE ALREADY BEEN THROUGH THIS
WITH NOT BEING SEEN
SO I AM GIVING UP ON EVERYTHING
FOR NOW IT WOULD SEEM
WHEN IT'S MY TIME FOR LOVE
IT WILL HAVE TO FIND ME
my friends are
the best a person could ever wish to have
they are here for me when i am happy
and they are here for me when i am sad
they know all the right things to say
to make me believe in myself again
they will do or say anything
to help me cheer up quick
i will never be able to give them eno
So I was chatting with a friend tonight as I recieved a text from another asking if I'd seen the lunar eclipse... so I asked him (the chatter) if he had. Then as my guy was getting off work he calls to see if I'd checked out the eclipse. It was on the radio, tv and ppl at work were all excited about this eclipse. Another posted pics-very cool. As I lay here in my bed trying to fall asleep but my mind a constant spin, I got to thinking... "none of these ppl are anywhere near me yet all of them had one thing in common".We all life under the same beautiful moon. Food for thgought I guess. ~God Bless~
I Love My FriendsWELL I WASNT NIAVE I WASNT USED I WASNT ABUSED I WAS NOT ANY OF THOSE THINGS. WELL TONIGHT WHAT I WAS WAS THANKFUL IT ENDED NOW INSTEAD OF LATER. I DIDNT GET DUMPED. SHE GOT DUMPED. I AINT PLAYIN NO GAMES AT ALL. LAST NIGHT SHE ENDED UP AT HER EX'S HOUSE. OK SHE SUPPOSE TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND. WELL SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS ON HER WAY. THIS WAS AT 10:46 ITS NOW 3:08 STILL NOTHING. SO I AINT GONA PLAY THAT GAME. FRANKLY I EXPECT3ED IT AND SHE DONT KNOW IT BUT WHEN I TALK TO HER AGAIN IM TELLING HER IT IS OVER. I DONT PLAY NO GAMES AND SHE GONA PLAY A GAME I WANT NOTHINNG TO DO WITH IT AND HER. THE ONLY THING I CHANGED WAS MY PROFILE HERE. I AINT UPSET OR ANYTHING CAUSE IF I WAS ID HAVE EXPECTED MORE AND I DIDNT. HER LOSS NOT MINE. i just want it understood just cause im now taken does not in no way mean im gona quit being friends with anyone. most of you i have been friends with for awhile. just cause im taken im not gona stop giving my friends love and attention on this site.
:(ok so i apperently have been missing for quite some time and a few of you on my family list have called me to get short polite answers and no call back.... sorry bout that
the reason i have been gone is i have been severly depressed for a while now and very few know it. ive lied to my dearest of close by friends lol the whole 2 i have, and said i was just too busy.... there has been no work and no life so i guesse i was busy with that pesky time space travle thing huh? yea ok so now u know th ejist of it. i recently have been feeling a lil better. enough to go out of town for the week and hav fun. no im still not fully fixed yet and i probly never will be so thanks to the person/ poeple who broke me. i still wont be on much but i thought id just say hi im alive and miss you few i did speak to often.
sorry i have been lame and sory i lied about being ok all this time to my close friends. byesss big huggs n love ok so have you ever seen oh I don’t know, 2 kebler elves trying to p
Trying To Change...well I'm sitting here at work tonight...sick as hell...miserable as hell...and in alot of pain...I've made alot of mistakes in my life...I'm not proud of them...and right now I'm not very proud of myself...I've fallen in love with the most wonderful man on this earth...and we've been together for almost 5 fantastic months...during this time I have done alot of shit that I never meant to do...and I've done alot of stupid shit that has hurt him...this doesn't mean that I love him any less...cuz I do love him...I love him more and in a way that I have never loved anyone else in my life...I'd die for him that's how much he means to me...how do I convince him how much I love him and that I want to change and be a better person for him...he makes me want to be a better person...and I'm trying so hard...but I just keep doing these little screw ups...and everytime it makes him lose trust in me...and I don't want that anymore...I don't know why I do the things I do...I don't know why I have no
Hot Momma Has Spoken A Fu~cation Is OrderedWELL IT'S OFFICIAL I AM PUTTING MY FU~KEEPER ON A FUBAR BREAK! SHE HAS EARNED IT 10 TIMES OVER AND NEEDS IT! SO PLEASE PLEASE CAN YOU TRY TO RESPECT AND ALLOW OUR ♪♫ŁίłβαмαGίяł♫♪ TO TAKE THE BREAK SHE NEEDS AND JUST ENJOY FUBAR FOR A WEEK OR SO..
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Minister Says Married Couples Should Have Sex Every DayThou Shalt Have Sex Every Day
By CAROLINE HOWARD, AOL
When debate turns to the value of marriage, attention normally goes to the religious sanctity of the union, the socio-economic benefits to the married adults and their children and even health pluses. Married couples tend to live longer, healthier lives and are typically less depressed or anxious than their single, divorced, or widowed counterparts.
But one Ybor City, Fla, pastor has taken up the mantle of another marriage blessing. In an attempt to curb high divorce rates, Relevant Church head pastor Paul Wirth issued a challenge for his married congregants: Have sex every day for one month.
"Sometimes life gets in the way," Wirth told the Associated Press. "Our jobs get in the way. And that's no different for people who attend church."
According to the National Center for Health Statistics, the rate of divorce in the U.S. is 3.6 divorces per 1,000 people; the rate peaked at 5.3 per 1,000 in 1981. Notably, divorce rate
LifeMY NEXT LIFE
I want to live my next life backwards!
You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat.
Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
When you are kicked out of the home for being too healthy, you spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks.
When you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon you're too young to work.
So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink, and party.
As you get even younger, you become a kid again.
You go to elementary school, play, and have no responsibilities.
In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy.
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like conditions: central heating, room service on tap.
Until finally...You finish off as an o
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YAYY HERE I AM AGAIN PIMPIN OUT SOME GREAT PEOPLE ON MY FRIENDS LIST! THESE FRIENDS ARE GREAT U CANT BE ON FUBAR WITHOUT THESE ALL STARS ON UR BUDDY LIST! U KNOW THE DRILL RATE-RAN-ADD! THANKS ~XOXO~ MZ. DREAMS
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New Official Studio 54 Fishie LolAttention studio 54 members, we now have an official studio 54 fishie named after Saysha. We have a salute from the fish up on my defualt album, please feel free to check it out and feel free to comment and rip. By the way it is a Beta fish.
Pleasure TimeGuys can you please check or drop be in my profile and kindly rate my pics... thanks...
By the way add me up in ym and msn
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we can have lots of fun... if you want to see me ask nicely
Lace's Rants And Raves(...I was lost in the desert for 16 days, lost my mind and lost my way, the sands burning beneth my feet.. Everything I see is a lie...Devil Dogs are on my trail... You know I'm hellbound...)
Hey Maniacs,
Have you ever felt burned, to a point that everything that was said to you was nothing more than just a handful of matches and all you need is something to feed the fire?
I have...
I had been wondering that even though the events of this past weekend have played out so much in my mind that I feel that the nightmares that I once had, has come back to haunt me yet again.
Take my past for instance, it all started with my mom leaving me at age of 18 months while she went out and had sex with other guys while my dad was at home taking care of me. My dad later found out and divorced her, and thus started a new life of taking care of me. I grew up learning the hard way of life, as my dad gave me a lot lessons with the back of his hand and had to deal with it all my life
"quarter-life Crisis"They call it the "Quarter-life Crisis." It is when you stop going along with the crowd and start realizing that there are many things about yourself that you didn't know and may not like. You start feeling insecure and wonder where you will be in a year or two, but then get scared because you barely know where you are now.
You start realizing that people are selfish and that, maybe, those friends that you thought you were so close to aren't exactly the greatest people you have ever met, and the people you have lost touch with are some of the most important ones. What you don't recognize is that they are realizing that too, and aren't really cold, catty, mean or insincere but that they are as confused as you.
You look at your job...and it is not even close to what you thought you would be doing, or maybe you are looking for a job and realizing that you are going to have to start at the bottom and that scares you.
Your opinions have gotten stronger. You see what others are doing
Just RememberEverybody Knows:
You can't be all things to all people.
You can't do all things at once.
You can't do all things equally well.
You can't do all things better than everyone else.
Your humanity is showing just like everyone else's.
So:
You have to find out who you are, and be that.
You have to decide what comes first, and do that.
You have to discover your strengths, and use them.
You have to learn not to compete with others,
Because no one else is in the contest of *being you*.
Then:
You will have learned to accept your own uniqueness.
You will have learned to set priorities and make decisions.
You will have learned to live with your limitations.
You will have learned to give yourself the respect that is due.
And you'll be a most vital mortal.
Dare To Believe:
That you are a wonderful, unique person.
That you are a once-in-all-history event.
That it's more than a right, it's your duty, to be who you are.
That life is not a problem to solve, but a gift to cher
Real Shit To Think OnSometimes… In life there are things better left unknown… unsaid… unfelt… and … unseen
Some things are better left undiscovered and misunderstood Because Sometimes… the Truth is to much for hearts to handle
Too much for our minds to take in And to painful to get through Sometimes… living in a dream is better than understanding the reality of things
Sometimes… believing in a lie that makes you shine rather than knowing the truth that breaks you into pieces is the better thing to do.
There are times in life that we're eager to know the whole hard truth but in our hearts we know that we really don't want to… because the truth will hurt and brake us in ways we're not ready to be broken into
Sometimes… We just wanna cherish the moment Enjoy the feelings And keep just smiling
Sometimes… we just want to be happy Because deep down inside we know that things aren't going last… Because everything tends to change… All feelings at some point go away Sometimes… we just can't find
What Do You Do When Your Sad?What do you guys tend to do when you feel really sad? I for one, feel sad sometimes a lot during the winters. No matter where I am or what I a doing, it's just something about the changing of the earth's axles that puts my energies in a slum because it is off balance. Right now I am feeling a little sad. I've been feeling sad for a long time but sometimes I just have to get my mind out of the gutter! Sometimes it really helps if I keep repeating a mantra inside my head of positive things. I keep telling myself that things could be much worse and I try to look at all the things I do have in my life that others might not. I tell myself that I must be the luckiest girl in the whole world and to have such a big heart is a blessing! Those thoughts sometimes help me feel better when I'm down and out so I was just wondering what you guys do when you're sad??? Being sad really sucks, but sometimes looking back now, those were some of my most colorful moments in life when I was sad! Hey, look o
Poem From The HeartA PIECE OF MY SOUL...
In my life I have seen it all. If God came down and granted me one wish, I would wish to find happiness and hold on to it forever and take it with me to my grave. All the money in the world, all material things , could never amount to the joy that I feel when I am happy. I would give it all up in a second for the only thing in life that truly matters to me.....love. People tend to throw that word around loosely and amidst all the hustles and bustles of life....we forget how beautiful love really is. Life is not worth living without love and happiness. Love heals all. Love is a mysterious and powerful force that is the key to all that is...and all that ever was. With that said.....I have a heart inside of me that is ready to explode. I have suppressed my desires to love for so long that I feel my heart cannot retain this anymore. I am no longer afraid to admit that I am a hopeless romantic and all I want to do is fall in love, and be in love for the rest of my d
Crushnow this has driven me nuts for like weeks now!! who are you? who is the person with a crush on me?? i so got to to know? let me know!!!
SpotlightHA!!! MADE YA LOOK!!!
I NEED FUBUCKS!!!! SOME OF MY FRIENDS HAVE BEEN DONATING TO ME, SO I WILL GET SPOTLIGHT....IVE NEVER WANTED SPOTLIGHT, BUT NOW, BECAUSE I LIKE TO MAKE MY FRIENDS HAPPY, IM GOING FOR IT....SO ANY AND ALL DONATIONS WILL BE APPRECIATED, AND IF U DONT WANNA DONATE, I UNDERSTAND, AND WILL NOT CALL YOU A SORRY PIECE OF SHIT FOR NOT HELPING ME!!! LMAO!!! CLICK THE LIL PIC DOWN HERE FOR MY PAGE, AND DONATE TO YOUR LIL HEARTS CONSENT!!
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This is just a simple blog, to post my stats at the time of me winning spotlight. Ill add more and all that later after this day is over!! LOL...
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Tumsfun, my newest friend
How I love our little chats
The fun we have
The laughter we share
Putting the world to right
Sharing our good times
and bad times as well
A shoulder to cry on
a friendship extend
on our screens
family talk, silly talk
we covered them all
Our friendship has grown
over the months
we've shared our dreams
and our fears as well
but before i go
I need to say
Thanks for being a friend
Dave
MeI'm Selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes. I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst.... You sure in the hell don't deserve me at my best. I don't care if you talk to other guys.
I don't care if you're friends with other guys.
But when you're sitting next to me, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses me off.
It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that I'm still there.
I don't care if a guy calls >OR TEXTS< you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned.
Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait
till the morning.
Also, when I tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/
cute/ stunning, I freaking mean it.
Don't tell us we're wrong.
I'll stop trying to convince you.
The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.
Yeah, you can quote me
Thank You All So Much !!!I can't thank you guys enough for all the Birthday cakes, cards, drinks, and comments you all sent me today. I tried to thank each person personally, but it started getting REALLY hard just to keep up !!!!
I just want everyone to know how much it meant to me that you'd take the time to stop by and say Happy B-Day. I was blown away by it.
Sure is good to know that I have friends such as you. Thank you again, and hope to talk to each of you again real soon.
- The Kevster -
Keeping Love AliveThere are many people that for whatever the reason only feel the need to show their significant other love on holidays and special occasions, but that shouldn't be so. Relationships take constant effort. Many relationships suffer because one or both people seem to stop trying. They seem to think that all a relationship is just to people being together, and seem to treat their relationship as a burden. Maybe this is because they don't want their mate to know how in love they are with them, or they don't want other people to know.
First it is important to be with the right person. You should be with the person that you want to spend your life with, and grow old with. You should be with someone that you want to do little things with and for, not someone that bores you or someone that you feel forced to make time for.
It is the little things that say volumes. You can send a text during the day, mail a love note or card, watch a silly movie together, try a new restaurant, or take a qu
Not Hating, Just AnnoyedSo I am on a rant this morning for lots of reasons, one being the fact that I managed to diffuse a MUMM hater, which for some reason made the MUMMer delete the whole damn MUMM and start again. So I'm just going to stay out of MUMMs entirely, since it just seems to be a private lounge for bunches of people who have nothing better to do than hate or say hi to each other. Most of the MUMMs out there aren't even MUMMs but polls. Read the definition of MUMM people!!!!!
Anyway, on to what I wanted to rant about...illiteracy and selfishness. One of MY biggest pet peeves is the rampant lack of knowledge of the English language and the people who butcher it. And the other is the "what have you done for me lately" craze that has everyone so selfish.
I understand this is the internet and lots of people just use abbreviations and such to write, I'm talking about the butchering of the English language due to ignorance and laziness. It gets worse and worse everytime I turn around. I see
ConcertI went to the KISS ALIVE concert last night at Magic City Music Hall last night and it was great. KISS ALVIE is a KISS tribute band and they matched the origional so well. If you wernet a die hard kiss fan you really couldnt tlel the difference between them and the origional band. I had such a great time. I was so hyped up watchin them nad listening to them play. My fav kiss member is the demon anyway so I made sure i was really close to him. Since I've been a member of hte kiss army since i was aobu three or four iknew just about every song they sang and Demon noticed. He interacted with em a lot durrin the concert. He even came over to where i was standing and when i smiled he leaned down grinnin and pointint to my teeth grinned and said "vampire nice" it was so cool. I am a major fan of the song "Beth", peter's solo song. When he came forward to sing it I was screaming. When he came up he reached out and touched or held a lot of hte hands held out to him. Mine was one o
Never ForgetLetter from one "Angry Woman"
I don't know who wrote it but they should have signed it. Some powerful words. This woman should run for president.
Written by a housewife from New Jersey and sounds like it! This is one ticked off lady.
"Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001?
Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan, across the Potomac from our nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania?
Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they?
And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was "desecrated" when an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet?...Well, I don't. I don't care at all.
I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11.
NewsI never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with there head and women with their heart.
For Example:
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, b
MummsAll right, so I know these things are silly, but honestly...what else do we have to do with our time?
Here's the deal. You look over the following list and see how many of these things you have done. Add up the "fines" along the way. Then post the amount that you owe as the title of the blog or bulletin.
PS: the smaller the better!
1. Had sex: $10.00
2. Smoked: $10.00
3. drank: $5.00
4. Went skinny dipping: $10.00
5. Kissed someone of the opposite sex: $1.00
6. Kissed someone of the same sex: $5.00
7. Cheated on a test: $7.00
8. Fell asleep in class: $5.00
9. Been expelled: $10.00
10. Been in a fist fight: $10.00
11. Given oral: $10.00
12. Got oral: $10.00
13. Prank called the cops: $10.00
14. Stole something: $10.00
15. Done drugs: $10.00
16.Dyed your hair: $5.00
17. Done something with someone older (like a few years): $10.00.
18. Went out with someone OVER 18 (if your under 18): $10.00
19. Ate a whole bag of Oreos: $10.00
20. Cried yourself to sleep: $0.50
21.
Time To Be Very Open.Well I'm a really happy person no matter what has happened to me. But lately I have been going through some that are really trying to break me. I have a lil girl that is the world to me. And he father knows that, so he is making life hard for me. I know be strong. But you all would not belive the crap that he will do to try and hurt me. Its an everyday thing with him, so I told him to start treating me with so respect or he can't see here anymore, because he will do it in front of her. And I don't like that shit. So now Its me and my Kaori. there is alot more to my story, I just need to talk to Someone new in my life about whats going on with me.
My Danny Vaughn From Tyketto PhotosNOT TOO LONG AGO I USED TO WORK FOR WILDCHILDMAG.COM , THAT JOB GAVE ME THE OPPORTUNITY AND INTERVIEW OF A LIFETIME -- DANNY VAUGHN FROM THE BAND TYKETTO !!!!! THE MAN IS BLOODY GORGEOUS , THE PICTURES I AM ENLCOSING CAME STRAIGHHT FROM DANNY AND HIS NEW BAND VAUGHN , I WAS THE VERY FIRST PERSON TO GET THE PRIVILAGE OF THESE PHOTOS !!! MY INTERVIEW IS INCLUDED
Thank you Danny for taking the time to do this interview !!
Always a pleasure!
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Tell me about your latest project ?
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There are a lot of thing going on right now. I co wrote the title track of Richie Zito's new album "Avalon", which was great fun as I haven't done anything with Richie since "Don't Come Easy". I've written a song with Spanish guitar shredder, Jorge Salan on his new cd, and I'm working with guitarist Davis Ramay in Brazil on a couple of tracks as well. Ever since making myself generally available to work on people's demos or recording projects, I've been able to experience a lot of new music from al
We Gotta Do BetterIdentifying and Location Information
As of 02/21/08 DIN (Department Identification Number) 07A6872
Inmate Name ORRIDGE, CARL
Sex MALE
Date of Birth 08/12/1986
Race / Ethnicity BLACK
Custody Status IN CUSTODY
Housing Releasing Facility ELMIRA
Date Received (Original) 12/17/2007
Date Received (Current) 12/17/2007
Admission Type NEW COMMITMENT
County of Commitment NEW YORK
Latest Release Date / Type (Released Inmates Only)
Crimes of Conviction
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As of 02/21/08 Crime Class
MURDER 2ND A1
ATT MURDER 2ND B
ASSAULT 1ST DEGREE B
CRIM POSS WEAP 3RD SUB 4-8 VFO D
Sentence Terms and Release Dates
Under certain circumstances, an inmate may be released prior to serving his or her minimum term and before the earliest release date shown for the inmate.
As of 02/21/08 Aggr
AgentpeppermintJust some people! Piss me off! By Gazette News Services
Federal task force officers Tuesday found a car in which a fugitive they were seeking had escaped. They are seeking more information to find the suspect.
Dan Orr, supervisory deputy U.S. marshal, said the task force received a tip that helped agents locate Alexander Campos, 26. Campos then fled in a 1997 white Chevrolet Lumina with a Montana personalized license plate PLAYBOY.
Agents found the car Tuesday on Ninth Avenue North between North 19th and 20th streets, Orr said. He urged anyone with information to contact the U.S. Marshals Service at 247-7030.
Campos is wanted on an escape warrant for walking away from a Montana Department of Corrections prerelease center. He is Hispanic, 5 feet 8 inches tall, weighs 200 pounds and has brown eyes and brown hair. He has "Elvira" tattooed on his chest and two tattooed roses on his right arm. Campos was sentenced to 10 years in prison in 2004 for a burglary conviction in Yellow
Lets Level Fubar, Crew!!!!THIS IS A FIRE AND ICE CREWCODE 1If you haven't noticed, there hasn't been a lot of folks to level lately. What we need from all members is to check your friend's, family, and fan's lists to see if anyone you know needs to be leveled. If you find someone leave their name or link in the comments section. Thanx for all you do to make this the best leveling family on Fubar!!!!
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