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Pimpouts Check These People Out
This is brad is he one amazing friendtruly one of the greatest people ive met on herehes got a good heart and always tries to make you feel betterHe deserves all the respect he getsim honored that he considers me a friend*Thump☆Star*™|CWP Radio|@ fubar This be candice shes a sweetheart everyone should rate fan add her you wont be disappointed--* CANDIE *-- =☆= Owner Of Aphrodite, Sylent, Badboy, Terry & Nathan =☆= Owned By Ricci@ fubar

Escape
I wished I could just escape far away from here for a year, have my own house where I'd live with a girlfriend, work for 20 hours a week for pocket money, play soccer, and just chill with my female companion for hours and hours each day. I'd spend 50% just relaxing with her, we'd smoke weed, have sex, blowjobs, and just take it easy. It's ironic that I'm fasting to get closer to God yet strongly desiring to escape from Him, my family, and my responsibilities for a whole year. How great would it be if I could actually do this in 2009 after graduating this December.

Are You Smarter Then A 5th Grader?
This is a test to find out. NO Calculators, You have to figure this one out on your own the old fashioned way. With just a piece of paper and a pen or your head. Ready? On a bus there are 7 girls. For each of the girls there are 7 backpacks. In each of the backpacks there are 7 Big Cats. For each of the Big Cats there are 7 Little Cats. How many legs total are on the bus? REMEMBER NO CHEATING. Post answers as Comments and Ill tell you if you are right.

Sloth
SLOTH More than other sins, the definition of sloth has changed considerably since its original inclusion among the seven deadly sins. In fact it was first called the sin of sadness. It had been in the early years of Christianity characterized by what modern writers would now describe as melancholy: apathy, depression, and joylessness — the last being viewed as being a refusal to enjoy the goodness of God and the world He created. Originally, its place was fulfilled by two other aspects, Acedia and Sadness. The former described a spiritual apathy that affected the faithful by discouraging them from their religious work. Sadness (tristitia in Latin) described a feeling of dissatisfaction or discontent, which caused unhappiness with one's current situation. When St. Thomas Aquinas selected Acedia for his list, he described it as an "uneasiness of the mind," being a progenitor for lesser sins such as restlessness and instability. Dante refined this definition further, describing Sloth as

Support Our Troops
If you support our troops and You know they are all over the world and they have sites like this leave them a little line to say ty. My hubby is a solider fixin to go back overseas again to fight in the war and i know he will come home safe but I pray for all the other soliders and there family too. So if u would plz leave them a little note or comment saying how much u care and pray for there safe return...

Calling All Artists!
So, I'm already planning for another tattoo, or a series of tattoos with the same theme. I'm planning to get all "Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse" tattooed. I'm still debating on placement, but I have two options. Option A: ~Get a mural on my back (covering a majority of it) with all four of them in the same piece. or Option B: ~One horseman on each forearm and one on each calf. Now, as I debate this, I need to enlists help of any artists. Being that the horsemen symbolize bad shit (War, Famine, Pestilence, and Death) I need a tattoo with a dark vibe to it. Detail in the art would be nice. I'd like to incorporate the names of all four of them in Latin. However, since I have no history of using the Latin language, and being that I don't online translators, I'll need help in this field as well. Color isn't necessary for your draft. I can do that myself. So, if you're willing to participate in this deed, let me know whether you'll be going for the mural or the solo pi

News
FROM AMAZON.COM Editorial Reviews Book Description Tarl Cabot has always believed himself to be a citizen of earth. He has no inkling that his destiny is far greater than the small planet he has inhabited for the first twenty-odd years of his life. One frosty winter night in the New England woods, he finds himself transported to the planet of Gor, also known as Counter-Earth, where everything is dramatically different from anything he has ever experienced. It emerges that Tarl is to be trained as a Tarnsman, one of the most honored positions in the rigid, caste-bound Gorean society. He is disciplined by the best teachers and warriors that Gor has to offer...but to what end? This is the first installment of John Norman's wildly popular and controversial Gor series, which has sold millions of copies. Coinciding with the 40th anniversary of the first book of the Gorean Saga, TARNSMAN OF GOR, E-Reads is proud to release the very first complete publication of all Gor books by John No

Mindless Ramblings
Those who know me know that I have a a certain fascination with the 80s. It's analogous to a car wreck - there you are driving down the road, then "BOOM!!!", a car wreck and you just have to watch. Well, there I was traveling down the road of life, then "BOOM!!!", the 80s. I just had to watch. This is my tribute, so to speak, to that car wreck known as the 1980s. - Remember when the U.S. Hockey Team beat the Soviet Union in the Olympics? Yeah, that was awesome. I don't remember too much of that. I was only 2. - DOWN WITH REAGAN!!! VOTE MONDALE FOR PRESIDENT!!! - Awww, shit! Man, did I back the wrong horse! - The following is a true 4th grade story. "Dude! You hear what happened to Thor?" "No, what happened?" "He got beat up by Sara?" "WHAT??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" "She had her Cabbage Patch Doll in her backpack, and hit him in the face with it. You know, the hard plastic part on the doll's face." "OUCH!" "He's got a b

In My Head
FOR MyHalozChokinMe!!!!!!♥♥♥ So glad to see you well Overcome and completely silent now With Heaven's help You cast your demons out And not to pull your halo down Around your neck and tug you off your cloud But I'm more than just a little curious How you're planning to go about Making your amends to the dead To the dead Recall the deeds as if They're all someone else's Atrocious stories Now you stand reborn before us all So glad to see you well And not to pull your halo down Around your neck and tug you to the ground But I'm more than just a little curious How you're planning to go about Making your amends to the dead To the dead With your halo slipping down Your halo slipping Your halo slipping down Your halo slipping down Your halo slipping down (repeated) Your halo slipping down to choke you now Here ids one I just saw today that I really liked: "Around here, However, we don't look Backwards very long." "We keep

Poetry
The shadow of a girl chases me down the sidewalk As I, clueless to the notion I was competing Staring at cracks in the pavement, I wonder Is life suppose to be a certain way to me Or am I the product of this idiosyncrasy? Do I have a choice, can you really hear my voice Or do my silent screams fall on ignorant ears? The shadow of a girl walks alongside me on the sidewalk As I, clueless I had support Pondering the idea of socialization, rejecting the idea of self Centered Is the place I usually can find myself, yet in this day I am a wonderer I ponder the plight of all those who walked before me And worry that their struggles are unending. Am I an original, or a carbon copy of something done before Or is it just the physical, that distinguishes me from her? Legitimate concern, or the quizzical inferences made by a woman who is fascinated. The shadow of a girl holds my hand as I walk across the sidewalk I question the truth of existence I acknowledge h

Lyrics
I lay Still and breatheless Just like always Still I want some more Mirrors sideways Who cares what's behind Just like always Still your passenger The chrome buttons buckled on leather surfaces These and other lucky witnesses Now to calm me This time won't you please... Drive faster! Roll the window down This cool night air is curious Let the whole world look in Who cares who sees anything? I'm your passenger I'm your passenger Drop...these down Then...put them on me Nice...cool seats there To cushion your knees Now to calm me Take me around again Don't pull over This time won't you please Drive faster!!! Roll the window down This cool night air is curious Let the whole world look in Who cares who sees what tonight? Roll these misty windows Down to catch my breath and then Go and go and don't just Drive me home then back again! Here I lay Just like always Don't let me Go... (9x) Take me to the end... My knife - it's sharp and chro

Don't Remind Me.....
Why is it that when you're with someone, you seem so much more appealing to members of the opposite sex? Why is it that when you get dumped, nobody wants you anymore? Why do guys feel the need to remind you that they don't want to be your boyfriend? How can they say, "We can still be friends..." and "We can still hang out...." Then, when you try to ask them to do something, the remind you, once again, that they don't want to be with you... And Why the hell do we continue to try to be their friend???????? I should know better.....

Tag You're It!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) My favorite colors are purple, teal and maroon. 2) I love to eat just a big spoon of pnut butter!lol. 3) toilet paper has to be over not under! lol. 4)I love classic cars, old architecture and old movies. 5) I've never been on a plane. 6) I collect knives and lighthouses or things with lighthouses in them like photo's n artwork. 7) I love snakes, respect wolves and have 4 dogs that all have wolf in them ( and respect all animals ) 8) I live around 30 mins. from my first real love! lol. 9) Best thing that ever happened to me was falling in love and having a son with that man. 10) I love spinach an

Poem I Wrote And Published For Achraf....
Alone I sit and ponder..... Alone i wonder.. Why can't I feel the rain? Than i remember all to well the pain.... Pain for the loss of someone so special to me... How could this be? He was there on day... Untill a breeze came and blew him away.... Now all that left is emptyness inside... Knowing I should of been by his side... Than i woulden't have so much left to say... To the one who made me this way..... *****RIP Achraf Nabil Hamze 8/14/72-7/19/05**** i will love and miss u always my dearest fiend life without is just not the same....xoxoxo

Pimp Outs
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The Krazza One
I'm very straight forward and open with alot of things. I always manage to make people laugh or smile, feels good to know I can do that :)I guess I just set the mood lol. Like I said Im confident,caring,& laid back, I absolutely HATE DRAMA!! Im honest, you have to be even if it hurts, but oh well its life, yes it may seem mean but hey the truth hurts.. I know how to take care of myself,meaning I know how to dress, be healthly, Etc.I'm independant, most times.Im mature I get told all the time. Always a Good thing. I'm Bisexual& Proud of it.The best of both worlds. I LOVE shopping, camping, atving,cleaning and sleeping lol Some other things that are Likes are: Drawing, hanging wit friends, sports,outdoors. I am a very thoughtfull, generous, and caring person. I put my family and friends first. I would do anything for the people I love, anything!! I am looking for some one special in my life. I never thought it would happen but my priorities have changed, the fun party

Auctions/comment Bombings
HEY ALL, COME HELP MY BEST FRIEND PLEASE. HE'S TRYING TO WIN A MONTH VIP & SOME FUBUCKS JUST CLICK ON THE PHOTO TO START BOMBING HIM NOW!! Thanks A Lot!! §é×ÿ †ïgë® (Co-Founder of §ê×ÿ £êvëlê®§)@ fubar A time for Someone to own me again! This time the auction is held by: Dark Defender~HUBBY TO HEATHER ~AND MEMBER OF THE SPANKERS@ fubar What I'm offering to the Winner: 1} Fu-Owned by ... 2} Added as Family member {#1 friend as well} 3} SFW Salute 4} Pimp-out on profile {blog & bulletin as well} 5} Photos rated during Happy Hour 6} Fubar Gifts {weekly big pimping gift} 7} Drinks daily 8} 100 11's /week 9} Be their CRUSH 10} Give them my Yahoo Messenger ID Heres my Link. Please go bid on me. :) Brought to you by: **SexxyTiger** {Demon Crew Member & Shadow Leveler}

Waheed's Poetry -- "when I Am Away From You"
When I am away from you All depressed and messed up in my day to day work I think of you I think of moments of passions I think of fun we had Sweet Love, I begin missing you Sweet Love, I want your love Sometime I think I am not living for myself I am living because I love you Sweetheart, you are my love

Fubar
( ◊ COPIED FROM STEPHANIE LYNN'S BLOG ◊ ) TO ALL OF YOU TALKING ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK - I WANNA SAY THANK YOU! Now, keep it going OK? Because I can NEVER have too many friends… AND I’LL BUY YOU STUFF!! You get your friends to be MY friend RATE... FAN... ADD... And You Get Great Prizes!!! 5 Fan Rate Adds = 1 fuBling GIFT 15 Fan Rate Adds = 1 DAY BLAST!!!! 25 Fan Rate Adds = 3 DAY BLAST!!!! OR A BLING-PACK!!!! 50 Fan Rate Adds = 7 DAY BLAST!!!! 100 Fan Rate Adds = 30 DAY BLAST!!!! 150 Fan Rate Adds = A HAPPY HOUR!!!! 200 Fan Rate Adds = 1 YEAR VIP!!!! OR A HAPPY HOUR + 7-DAY BLAST!!!! PLEASE MAKE SURE THAT YOUR FRIENDS KNOW TO SAY THAT YOU SENT THEM IN THEIR FRIENDS REQUEST!!! FOR EXAMPLE... “Jane Doe 2112 sent me to Rate/Fan/Add you.” Now For The Rules!! And these are important! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ • Your friends MUST FAN AND RATE (10 or above) in addition to sending an add reque

I'm Here For You
Since 2003, WWF has partnered with tour operator Natural Habitat Adventures (NHA) to greatly expand travel offerings available to WWF members. Chosen because of its commitment to environmentally friendly travel, NHA offers WWF members an additional range of wildlife expeditions with multiple departures throughout the year. Learn more about our relationship with NHA and check out even more tours. http://www.123greetings.com/events/make_a_new_friend_day/friend1.html http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=57684

My Thoughts
I know this is not new but this has got to be the silliest thing I have ever heard of. Some men are offended when another man views their page why? And the men who refuse to go to another mans page because they say they do not want the man to think they are gay. What a line of crap. There is beautiful art work on alot of mens pages and in their pics. All the men that cop this attitude are missing out on the beauty. Also they are not showing how manly they are it shows weakness to me. I loose some respect for every man that has told me this. I gain more respect for a man that is confident in him self who will see the beauty of another mans page. Most women have no problem with viewing another womans page. The ones of us that do are more rounded in life and have more confidence in our selves. Anna I have found another side of myself. I did not know I could be jealous. How could I have lived this long and never have been jealous before? is this a good thing?

Tag!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Hmmmm.....10 things 1. I'm usually pretty quiet until I get to know you, and sometimes after that it's hard to make me shut up. 2. I get embarrassed easily and blush a lot. 3. I worked for 3 nights as an exotic dancer but had to stay too drunk to do it so I stopped. I have nothing against dancers, have a few friends who did it, just not for me. 4. I went to a nudist camp when my oldest daughter, Suzy, was 5. Loved it! Especially watching the male tennis players wearing their hats and sneakers. 5. Sex...let's see now...lol...I love sex! I've even been called a nympho, but I don't think that's true, just a

Side Note
The time has come to say goodbye to the Fu. I am going to miss all my friends on here, but I don't want to deal with the bs anymore. Mostly from one person in particular. You know who you are...I'm tired of her blocking me then saying a bunch of shit about me, thinking that I won't find out!!! Take care everyone...for those of you that have my yahoo, stay in touch...if ya don't have it...I will keep this account for maybe a day or two. Leave me a message... Take care, ~ Dungeon Master MustangDos ~ Come join *Kurrupt's Krew* !!! Doesn't take much, just get a hold of Synthetic, Troubleina or myself... Synthetic* *KURRUPT**OWNER OF TROUBLEINA* Troubleina*OWNED BY & FU MARRIED TO SYNTHETIC* ~ Kurrupt's kandi~ ~ MustangDos ~ *Kurrupt's Krew* ~Owner of {FENB} ~

Work Sucks!!
yep another write up,my 4th in a week n halfs time,i was so pissed today i took the rest of the day off and went to fill out apps at other places and again tomorrow looking to get out of that hell hole..these write ups are just getting out of hand,over stupid azz crap,this 4th one was my breaking point!!fk that place!!blah!! yeah i will probably ramble on,cuz im so pissed due to my job and there lame azzed rules.so bare with me if you do take the time to read this. friday of this past week,i got a counseling statement aka: being wrote up if that helps explain it.cuz of my new asst manager which i might add is a kiss azz and brown noser,all due to me not taking a call in order that wasnt even in my area of the deli,yeah i took the call and put them on hold and gave it to a person who was in the area. a day later im wrote up over that lame azz chit.i was so pissed i was in tears,i proceeded to rip the asst. a new azz in the managers office and told her what i thought of her azz,for

Want To Own Me?
Here are a few things that I have going.. 1st off is a new auction with a different kinda twist.. Instead of me offering anything I am offering to be your slave for 1 full month.. That means what ever you ask of me within limits that is I will do.. I will not do anything sexual so dont even bother asking... 2nd is a giveaway for a 1 month vip and 7 day blast I have to reach 10k to receive these items could use just a little help... 3rd is another giveaway but for fu bucks.. My goal is 3k to receive the fu bucks I am set out for.. Any and all help is greatful... Thank You to everyone that helps me... XOXOXO I am in search for a owner... I am up for auction and the highest bidder get's me... This is what I am offering for you to bid upon: Rate all your pics and stash,add you to my family list,profile comment daily,sfw personalized salute,pimpout once a week,tell all my family to rate you,perm pimpout in my about me section of my profile,add owned by__

Nice Girls
To the nice girls who are overlooked, who become friends and nothing more, who spend hours fixating upon their looks and their personalities and their actions because it must be they that are doing something wrong. This is for the girls who don't give it up on the first date, who don't want to play mind games, who provide a comforting hug and a supportive audience for a story they've heard a thousand times. This is for the girls who understand that they aren't perfect and that the guys they're interested in aren't either, for the girls who flirt and laugh and worry and obsess over the slightest glance, whisper, touch, because somehow they are able to keep alive that hope that maybe... maybe this time he'll have understood. This is homage to the girls who laugh loud and often, who are comfortable in skirts and sweats and combat boots, who care more than they should for guys who don't deserve their attention. This is for those girls who have been in the trenches, who have watched other g

Angel Of Darkness
Angel of darkness come with me hold my hand, make me see Child of the night show me your ways drag me beneath to run through your maze Everything not bright nothing of light pull me into your world let me be your girl Cover my eyes led by the blind Just cuts, Just scrapes don't worry I'm fine Our blood blends together, our scars just the same The darkness so beautiful, day so mundane My love belongs to you, take it and make it true Your mystique to angelic, so soft, so deep Take me, make me, hold me, I'm yours Immersed in your esoteric beauty, my countenance pours copyright @ EveningStar

Tag Your It!!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.) Believe it or not I'm shy.. At least till I get to know you. 2.) I love car shows, muscle cars are my favorites. 3.) I live in a 3 room cabin on 30 acres of woods in Missouri = BFE. 4.) I love photography. Have been using Adobe Photoshop for 3 years and still learn new things I can do with it. 5.) I can do a lot of things most women don't have a clue about like electrical, plumbing, changing the oil in my car. I even own my own power tools...lol. 6.) I can have a very warpped sense of humor. 7.) I would love a tattoo but am scared of needles. 8.) I spend most of my waking hours on the computer. A

Just Be Yourself~~in Memory Of Health Ledger R.i.p
From: Jenna-In Memory Of Heath Ledger, RIP Date: Feb 5, 2008 10:27 PM I wrote this to let people know that it is okay to be themselves. You know so many times we try to impress the world and put on a show that we are someone else different from who we really are. We want others to accept us. But if people can't accept you for who you are, then they're not worth being around. You cannot and will not please everyone in life; it's not possible. Just be yourself. People will like you more if you are you then if you try to be something you're not. It's ok to be yourself. Don't let other people tell you otherwise.Just Be Yourself by Jenna Kandyce LinchThe world you try too hard to impressThinking if you don't others will think of you less.Image is everything is what people sayBut when you attempt to be someone else that's when you pay.You want to gain acceptanceSo you'll do things that don't even make sense.Making amends is your goalWhen you feel like someone hates you and you're in th

Surrender
In the abyss of time you've been played like a toy the rhythm of the pendulum will rip you a void mind,structure,and spirit you begin to lose control love will forfeit you to a place that's damp and cold empty and alone hiding in the dark you've suffered this before with a decaying heart fastened in your thoughts imprisoned behind bars crimson gore will trickle down those pale-dead arms nightmares of the past entities you've lost happiness and joy frozen, unable to defrost eyelids linger shut betrayal of light because of the massacres you surrender to the night

10 Things About Me...............
I need 45,000 comments in 6 weeks, How I got into this, I don't know but I need some big time help, I have no clue as to how to get a bulletin or to spread the word, if possible can you please pass the word around! To participate you must add, rate and fan: http://fubar.com/user/813171 Thanks the link to go bomb is: http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=813171&albumid=858378&i=793356640&idx=15 Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.) I can't really drink at all! I used to be a total lush in my younger years (too young to drink yeaars)! My favorite right now is Mojito! 2.) My house catching fire is like my biggest nightmare, I always fea

Mother Earth And Her Gifts
Cowrie pisces Cowrie is a shell from the sea and is recognized as an ancient symbol for creation, birth, and re-birth. It is said to inspire the creativity of excellence, to provide for both intuitive and intellectual control, and to promote achievement in aesthetic and artistic endeavours. It has been reported to be useful in stimulating ones learning and retention capabilities, to provide initiative to the user to advance in scholarship and to assist in the recognition of the self as a vehicle for understanding. The cowrie shell has been used in the area of manifestation and has been said to bring both good fortune and affluence to the user. It was used, in ancient times, by the Native American Coastal Indians to indicate wealth. It can be used to enhance fertility, to treat disorders of the reproductive system, and to aid in the assimilation of iodine, vitamins A and D, calcium, and magnesium. Vibrates to the number 1

Funny Sh*t
You know you've seen the folder... c'mon join the club. who wants to be in muh gangster fam-lee?? let me know if you wanna be a gangster too.. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall. Cheer and clap loudly every time someoe brekas the silence w/ a bodily function noise. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free." Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!" Fill a balloon w/ creamed corn. Rush into the stall w/ your hand over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while you squeeze the balloon and splatter cream corn all about. Apologize profusely and blame it on the fettuccine alfredo you had for breakfast. Fill up a large flask w/ Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!" Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bow

Food!
SPAM FAJITAS Recipe By : Serving Size : 8 Preparation Time :0:00 Categories : Main dish Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method -------- ------------ -------------------------------- Vegetable cooking spray 1 Green bell pepper, cut into -julienne strips 1/2 Onion, cut into 1/4″ slices 1 cn SPAM Luncheon Meat, cut into -julienne strips (12 oz) 3/4 c CHI-CHI's Salsa 8 Flour tortillas, warmed (8") 2 c Shredded lettuce 1/2 c Shredded hot pepper Monterey -Jack or Cheddar cheese 1/2 c Nonfat plain yogurt Extra salsa, if desired Spray large non-stick skillet with vegetable cooking spray. Heat skillet over medium-high heat. Saute gre

Accidental Pill Overdose Killed Ledger
1. A is for age? 28 2. B is for beer of choice? no drinky drinky 3. C is for career right now? student at moment 4. D is for your dogs name? Shadee 5. E is for essential item you use everyday? Laptop and pen tablet(that venus) 6. F is for favorite tv show at the moment? WTF fridays on Spike 7. G is for game? Got one I'll kill it 8. H is for home town? New Orleans..but I live in Lawton 9. I is for instruments you played? drums..keyboard..skin flute..get on that 10. J is for favorite juice? dunno yet 11. K is for whose ass you'd like to kick? Child support enforcement..all my ex's..stupid celebs..etc 12 . L is for last place you ate? girlfriend's house..she got some cooking skills 13. M is for marriage? no no..but who knows 14. N is for your full name? Waren Stewart thats all you get 15. O is for overnight hospital stays? none..that was eons ago 16. P is for people you were with today? My familymy girl and her kids..but mostly

Anything Goes
well not much, i spend much of my time surfing around on imeem. there is so much to do there, good music, good videos and alot of pics to look at i just get lost surfing around over there. so if you have an imeem acct, feel free to look me up there, here is the link. i also play alot a pogo.com, so if you have an acct there and want to play some gin, canasta, poker, spades, chess or whatever, get with me in fumail and we will set up a time. i am not a great player but i do enjoy playing with friends and having a good time. i love the badges, and will spend hours playing games to get them. for the few that have asked me, i am sharing music, videos and erotica in my blogs for them. i will also be featuring some anime series for a couple of friends. i hope everyone has a great day and i do hope to see some of you around. much love ayasha My grandson is a year old now...i still have not seen him or held him once...my heart does break...but at least i am given some

Ash Wednesday
Ok... I am not Catholic but I have always thought it was fun to give something up for Lent. Last year I gave up cookies, which I eat too much of, because I like to bake and I lost 5lbs. This year I gave up sweets and alcohol, but that wasn't hard cause I found out I was pregnant soon after Lent started. I was wondering what, if anything, is everyone else giving up?

Help I Wont Be Here Moven
ANY HELP WOULD BE HELPFUL!!!!!BOMBERS PLEASE BOMB 140,000 comments to win a 1-Year VIP, I NEED ABOUT 65,000 COMMENT LEFT I'LL BE ALL DONE a Happy Hour, a 30-Day Blast AND a Ticker Pac PLEASE REPOST THANK YOU

Loving Some One Far Away
I love a man who's far away Who's face I cannot touch I love a man who's far away Who's heartbeat I can't feel But although I cannot touch and feel The love I have for him is real I love a man who's far away Who wants to be with me I love a man who's far away Whose love is there for all to see But although I cannot touch or feel The love I have for him is real I love a man who's far away Who getting closer in every way I love a man who's far away And beleive he will Be mine one day

You've Been Tagged!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I ALWAYS close the bathroom door, even if I'm home alone 2. I can ride a unicycle... 3. I can put my tongue in my nose 4. there isnt anything i can do right handed 5. I always put others first, to a fault 6. I love cats 7. I hate the Yankees 8. I love God and Jesus, I'm not perfect just forgiven 9. I get hollared at for my honesty 10. frozen hot dogs are awesome!! I tag Fuzzy Bunny,Sexy Chele, Learning to fly,Charmed Angel Paige and Consistently inconsistant!! im leaving fubar... most of my friends know how to get ahold of me.....

Simply
Here's the follow up to part one heres a song i wrote and it explains it better its called "Simply" Ive made it so hard on myself turning my back on how you felt seeing a lie that led me on leaving a love that did no wrong thats what it took for me to say that you simply love despite all the stupid things i've done its hard to remember that you simply love even though I know not what ive done I tried to do this all on my own not thinking once of what you've shown all that I've done has blinded me to everything that you have for me I want you to know that i finally see that you simply love despite all the stupid things i've done its hard to remember that you simply love even though I know not what ive done I dont know why i cant understand I dont know why i cant comprehend I dont know why i cant understand that you simply love despite all the stupid things i've done its hard to remember that you simply love even though I know not what ive done you simply love

Motivation
The things that are out of your control can make life interesting. The things that are within your control can make life exactly what you envision it to be. Many of the challenges and difficulties that come your way are not in the least bit of your own making. Yet neither are many of the joys and blessings that arrive in your life. Though you didn't make them, you certainly can make the most of them. And in so doing, you will move life forward no matter what else may be going on. The real key to success and fulfillment is to take whatever you have and to do something useful and valuable with it. That's a path you can follow no matter who is running the country or where the economy is headed. Your day-to-day thoughts and actions, along with your commitment, persistence and integrity are what will make the most difference in your life. The way you respond is much more important than the events and circumstances to which you are responding. No matter what happens, there is alway

You Have Been Tagged
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I LOVE DALE JR!!! YEA!! 88!!! 2. I HAVE A GAY DAUGHTER 3. CHEESE PIZZA AND RANCH DRESSING IS THE BEST 4. I THINK JOHN CENA AND TRIPLE H ARE HOT 5. JERRY SPRINGER IS THE SHIT, AND SO IS DR PHIL 6 I HAVE 500+ PRECIOUS MOMENTS FIGURINES & DOLLS 7. I HAVE LIVED IN 3 STATES MY WHOLE LIFE 8. I AM A CAT PERSON 9. I AM A REALLY EASY PERSON TO LET ALONG WITH UNTIL YOU PISS ME OFF 10. I LOVE THE DALLAS COWBOYS & REAL COWBOYS TOO I WILL TAG BILLYBEER, HOPESLILTHUG, DIXIE ANGEL, SCOTT & NC FIREFIGHTER

Valentine's Day!
Today... There was a time when I have lost a valuable thing. My heart still aches.. " A terribly painful event. Pain.. from the remaining painful events after losing a valuable person. But I am still searching. For one who will like me for who i am. Person of my own. And.. I have found that person. But that is a beginning of something more painful. It's painful to be with someone knowing that there's nothing you can do for that person. Watching that person in pain is painful.. So I disappeared from that person. Because i like him, I disappeared. But still.. not being able to see that person is more painful. Not being able to be with that person is more painful. Because I like him...i parted from him. " "You like him, but you're parting from him?" "That is for the sake of his happiness..." "Happiness....what is that?" "Happiness...that is..." "This is your happiness?" "My happiness is here? My happiness is only with that person." "Although it's painful...alt

Show Some Love To My Boyz
Make video montages at www.OneTrueMedia.com Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I am a desendent of The President James K. Polk. (yes I know I'm Black) 2) I have only flown in an airplane once. 3) At one time in my life I weighed over 500 lbs. 4) I put peanut butter on my pancakes and waffles. (yummy) 5) I have a thing for Women in Boots with heels (drives me crazy) 6) I can't believe I'm tellin ya'll this much about me.. lol (I'm very secretive) 7) I am a Gears of War fanatic!! (xbox 360) I belong to a clan: Corleone Family. Gamertag: Silent Corleone... CORLEONE POWER!!! 8) I actually enjoy some chick flicks (sshhh don't tell no one)

Lounges
February is . . . . National Blah Buster Month, National Embroidery Month, National Grapefruit Month, National Snack Food Month, National Weddings Month, Responsible Pet Owner Month, Return Carts to the Supermarket Month, Creative Romance Month, International Twit Award Month, Canned Food Month -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Holidays are listed in chronological order. At the bottom are explanations and tips on how to celebrate certain holidays or sites you can link to containing more information on certain holidays. Remember this site is dedicated to bizarre American holidays, so naturally the links are of that nature. Also, you can link to the home page, previous month, or next month. February 1 is . . . . . Serpent Day February 2 is . . . . . Purification Day February 3 is . . . . . Cordova Ice Worm Day February 4 is . . . . . Cr

Tagged
PLZ RATE & COMMENT xoxoxo This is for sexiest Kiss Contest! I aprreciate all who helps *muahz* I am in a contest 4 the sexiest kiss! plz rate and comment bomb 4 me!!! :D Love U xoxoxo http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=468343&albumid=0&i=1576603554&idx=0 Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1, I love the color red, it's my fav color! 2, I love animals and enjoy 2 take care of them also. 3, I love nature and almost all it has 2 offer! 4, I am a clean freak, everything has 2 be organized! 5, my favorite flowers are Tullips, roses, lavander and magnolia's. 6, I am not Religous 7, I like 2 give my self kisses in the mirror...lol

Poems (wolves And Others)
COME HERE, TAKE MY HAND …PULL ME INTO YOU… TAKE ME TO THE WONDERFUL PLACES YOU HAVE WHISPERED ABOUT IN MY EAR… STING ME; MAKE ME YOUR FLOWER, TASTE MY WARM, RED PETALS… AND I, FROM YOU, WILL DRINK THE POTION OF ENDLESS BLISS… WE WILL BE AGELESS…ALIVE FOR ALWAYS. NOW, COME HERE…I AM READY TO BE YOUR BRIDE…CAPTURE ME QUICKLY, I ACHE FOR YOU, AND, WHEN WE KISS,HOLD ME TIGHT… WE WILL BEGIN A HONEYMOON… OF RAPTURE… OF ENDLESS, THRILLING NIGHTS. Bloodlines traced upon the ground, Ere' paw prints break our beaten paths, Where numbers thin, yet wills run strong, by night we win man's brutal wrath, Man thriving pon' our sad bloodbaths, Lost native will, the land once hath.... Bring pity back into our dark, Shed light upon your brutal casts, And try to find that brutal spark, That brought your many kin afore, To take our kind, if nothing more, To man the arc of history, to shed our death winds pon' it's masts.... Look blindly pon' these

Today
I have been tagged by 'Lil' Tony19', so I have to write down 10 facts about me! Once you've been tagged.. you have to write down ten facts about you.. then tag at least 5 more people... 1. I was 10 yrs old when I was lost in the forest for 24 hours and made my Dad spanked me 25 times. He was mad as hell! 2. I was in my second yr. college when I joined Gamma Beta Sigma Fraternity/Sorority (GAMBETS), and I was known as one of the terror master. 3. I was in my 3rd yr. college when I had my exchange duo paddling with my senior master brother for 5 consecutive paddles. Bad for him, he allowed me to extend my hand 180 degrees angle that hit him so bad. 4. I was 27 when I got married. 5. I first travel abroad at age 32 at the expense of the company. It was an opening chance of my career. 6. I became a widow at age 44. 7. I am a kind of person who are highly strung to feel well. I mentally exhaust myself too much and rarely get enough sleep and rest. 8. I am att

Contradictions
I can be a very contradicting person. I love to cook but rather others cook for me. I love the beach, but I don't like going if it's hot or if there will be tons of people there. I don't like it when people are loud at my house, but I am usually the loudest one; especially after a few beers. I say I shouldn't eat fast food, then order a burger and fries. I will also get scared of scary movies, but watch them all the time. I like to be lazy but hate to be bored. I am not a liar, I just sometimes can be a hypocrite; even though I try hard not to be; that's a big pet peev of mine. If anything, I am too honest for my own good. I'm a home-body, I like to stay in and watch TV, watch movies, or read. But I get tired of being at home all the time. If I find a good book, I can read it in a day and not put it down. I love my alone time, it helps me sort out my life when things become overwhelming. I love to meet new and interesting people, but I have social anxiety and a people

Random
I have been playing with my animation program and I quite enjoy it. If you'd like something made for you, message me and we can work something out. Much love Shell Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. My favorite color is blue 2. My favorite car is the 1967 Ford Shelby GT from the movie gone in 60 secs 3. I am totally a final fantasy junkie have played and beaten almost ev1 except 12(haven't beaten 12 as of yet) 4. I ABSOLUTELY LOVE TIM HORTONS COFFEE!!!!(can't function without it) 5. I love hockey and watch all the Toronto Maple leafs games.(you'd be surprised about how much I know about hockey) 6. I'm a very loyal woman who stands up f

Tag Your It!!!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I'm a dork... 2. I remember numbers but forget other things... ( I can remember any number sequence but don't ask what I did 10 mins ago!)wierd right? 3. HUGE Call Of Duty 4 FAN! Play online all the time! 4. Favorite car is my 2006 BMW 750Li. Don't ask the payment cuz you'll slap me... lol 5. Baseball is The ONLY sport I like. 6. Addicted to Caffiene... 7. Slight Obsessive Compulsive... (Not that much but still) 8. Have a huge shoe fetish... I own a lot of shoes! 9. I'm a sucker for a pretty smile... 10. I drink way too much Patron... (It's how I roll) lmao There I did and now it's your turn... lmao

Random Stuff You Probably Didn't Want To Know About Me
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. thanx "whatsherface" #1 I love chocolate just not dark chocolate. #2 I don't put ice in my pop. #3 I can touch my tongue to my nose. #4 I still buy my clothes from the kids department. #5 Baking makes me really relaxed. #6 I could eat breakfast food and ice cream for every meal and be happy. #7 I love kids and babysit some of the most amazing ones ever! #8 I love to travel and have been to Peru, Honduras and Mexico. #9 I am a proud aunt. #10 When I go into a toy store I push all of the buttons that say, "push here" and walk away like I have no idea why everything is making noise or moving.

To The Pussy's Of The World!!!
MENTAL ABUSE iS JUST AS BAD AS physical ABUSE. physical ABUSE USUALLY LEAVES A MARK 0N Y0UR B0DY, BUT MENTAL ABUSE LEAVES A MARK 0N Y0UR S0UL.. Bruises 0N Y0UR skin G0ES AWAY IN WhAT? LiKE A WEEK 0R S0? BUT MENTAL ABUSE MARKS Y0U F0REVER. S0 "STiCKS & ST0NES MAY BRAKE MY B0NES BUT W0RDS WiLL NEVER HURT ME" iS A BiG BUNCH 0F BULLSHIT. FELLA'z - D0 ME A FAV0R AND WATCH WHAT Y0U SAY T0 Y0UR LADIES! JUST CUZ Y0U ain't KiCKiN HER iN THE HEART WiHT Y0UR JAYz D0ESNT MEAN Y0UR N0T STABBiN HER iN THE HEART WiTH Y0UR W0RDS.

Life Experiences... 106 Outta 140
Level 1: ( ) Had an asthma attack (x) Smoked A Cigarette (x) Smoked A Cigar (x) Smoked Weed (x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex (x) Drank Alcohol (x) is/has been In Love (x) Been Dumped ( ) Been Fired (x) Been In A Fist Fight (x) Snuck Out Of A Parent's House total so far: 9 Level 2: (x) Ever Had Feelings For Someone Who Didn't Have Them Back (x) Been Arrested/Seen Someone You Know Get Arrested (x) Made Out With A Stranger (x) Gone Out On A Blind Date (x) Had A Crush On An Older Person (x) Skipped School ( ) Slept With A Co-worker (x) Seen Someone / Something Die total so far: 16 Level 3: () Been On A Plane (x) Thrown Up From Drinking (x) Eaten Sushi ( ) Been Snowboarding (x) Met Someone BECAUSE Of Myspace (x) Been Mosh Pitting (x) Taken Pain Killers (x) Love(d)or Lust(d) Someone Who You Can't Have (x) Been in a BAD relationship total so far: 23 Level 4: (x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By ( ) Made A Snow Angel ( ) Had A

You've Been Tagged
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. thanx "illplayuasong" #1 I have cabbage patch toes #2 I find the rain erotic #3 I like ketchup on my scrambled eggs #4 I like to dip potato chips and/or french fries in chocolate ice cream (especially wendy's frosty) #5 I have rediscovered who I am #6 I have actually never been high #7 I love myself more than I thought I did #8 I like making these little pickle, cream cheese, and deli cooked ham things on flour tortillas #9 I HATE clowns #10 I dont' suck on suckers I bite em

Dragon's Lair
Dragon's Lair Tho is me,the dragon fire,full of woe,and desire.It is I who shatters the prism glass.It is my fire that breathe upon the flesh,and torches the senses,of an evening's last.I gather the flames of eternal life,and surrounds the fury of the starlit moon.I forsee the future's becoming,and laugh at the ending of the midnight song.My eyes,I see deep in your soul,and I feel the pain of many who lives.And I chuckle at the emotion of dispair.I have no feelings,just an emptiness of darkness,and cold.For I am humble, and shall see no wrong in me.I am the thrown that sets inside of a lair of a dragon's fire.And I set,and watch,and I roar the breath of flame.Oh Thou is me,inside my lair,come in my child,set beside the fire,stay warm.Be weary be weary,Oh thou can decieve.Inside of me the lair of lairs,and the many of many,I beseach upon you my child,ask,ask,and I shall give,you one,but only one wish,thought,an emotion,a dream.a plea.Beware,beware I sa

Walking Away
Keep walking away from me, Away from all the problems, Pretend like it’s not your fault too, Go on blame it all on me, What you see is just me, No one else is going to fight for me, This our battle, just yours and mine, So why do you keep inviting others? I can’t blame you for being scared, I was as well, once upon a time, But I’ve faced my insecurities, I need to stop walking away, You need to stop walking away as well, I need you to stay; I need you to care, I need you to be there for me, Please don’t say you’ll stay, When we know you want to leave, If that’s how it’s going to be, Just walk out the door now, I don’t want you to lie to me, I can’t listen to you, when you’re not true, Walk away or stay, We both know it’s your choice, I’m not going to make it easy, I’m not going to lie and say I don’t care, I know I want you to stay, But by all means walk away, If that’s what you think you have to do, Just to stay sane in this life.

Poems Read And Enjoy
When Dreams Aren't Enough We would talk all night long, Thoughts of us being together. We would wish on the clock, For this love to last forever. A love so very strong, But only shared with our voice. A void still left within us, You had to make a choice. You chose to let me go, For something I can't understand. The path you chose was tainted, So far from what i planned. Your voice still fills my mind, With the love we shared before. But I no longer had you as my own, I could only dream of more. You are still somewhat part of me, I see you whenever I dream. But dreams don't last just like your love, Nor does my self-esteem. When dreams aren't enough, I ask myself why. You still come to me for support, Every time you cry. *************************************************** A Chance My emotions burn out of control My heart tells me to go My mind says it is not to be My thoughts come and go But always of you There is a time for every love

Baby Having Surgery
Okay guys my 8 month old baby is going in for surgery tommorrow morning. This wil be surgery number 6 for him. Those of you close to me know the deal with everything. Those of you who arnt he has a detached retina and glaucoma in the left eye which has made him blind. And he has a heart murmer and seizure disorder. He has a hard time with surgerys and being put to sleep. This is the last of the surgerys and the most intense and important. Please keep us in your thoughts and prayers. I dont know how long i will be gone but i wanted to let you all know what was going on. Thank you all for your support. It means alot to me and to him.

Dating Process~~
Dating process Dating process: 6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U. 6 months : Of course I love U. 6 years : GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose? Back from Work: 6 weeks : Honey, I'm home. 6 months : BACK!! 6 years : What did your mom cook for us today?? Gifts: 6 weeks : Honey, I really hope you liked the ring. 6 months : I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living room. 6 years : Here's the money. Buy yourself something. Phone Ringing: 6 weeks : Baby, somebody wants you on the phone. 6 months : Here, for you. 6 years : PHONE RINGING. Cooking: 6 weeks : I never knew food could taste so good! 6 months : What are we having for dinner tonight? 6 years : AGAIN!!!! Apology: 6 weeks : Honey muffin, don't you worry, Ill never hold this against you. 6 months : Watch out! Don't do it again. 6 years : What's not to understand about what I just said??

My Life
well i meet someone in march of last year and it was awesome, she had the most beautifulest smile and them eyes would light up the night sky! i thought she was perfect and i was right. every thing about her was and she had one thing that made me like her more then any one i had meet!she had the looks and the smarts to knock out half of a high school, she didnt have what other gurls had. well what im saying is that i regret every time i was jealous of her and how i treated her! but now that i lost her i wish i could take it all beck and rewind time to fix what i did to make today better, im even to the point that moving is only going to make it hard to get over and heal what has been hurt in the mind and heart. if i knew the word to heal her hurt and pain that i made i would try hi everyone can you drop by my friends page and say a prayer for her please! she went to the doctors yesterday and got shocking news that she has cancer and well you may know the rest is you to friends and su

Poetry, Thoughts, And Giggles
A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on just how sweet an innocent his little girl was. Suddenly, she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking at to spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked. "That's a daddy-long-legs," her father answered. So, the other is a Mommy-long-legs?" the little girl asked. "No," her father replied. "Both of them are daddy-long-legs." The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat.... "Well, we're not having THAT sort of shit in our garden." :D hope this tickled you some. I've watched them in good times in hard times. He still gets teary-eyed when he speaks of her His soul mate, best friend, his wife She still giggles and blushes They still play, and if they disagree-- it's almost comica

Once you have been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts or habits about yourself. At the end you choose 5 friends to be "tagged" listing their names. Don't forget to leave them a comment sayin' "You're It!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. Can't tag the person who tagged you! 1. I have a slipper obsession! 2. I HATE Winter, onions, and mean spiteful people but not necessarily in that order. 3. I LOVE tatoos and Harleys! 4. Been divorced 8 years now...but still haven't given up on love...I believe there's someone out there for everybody. 5. Am a strong minded, soft hearted German girl with a "witty" personality (well some call it "smartass" I call it "witty")...lol who ACTS like she doesn't care what people think of her but...Shhhhhh...she does. 6. I believe in the Lord and thank him everyday for the blessings in my life. 7. My favorite holiday is Halloween and I go "crazy" decorating my house inside n out.

What's Going On
know what your going through, or yeah i know.... blah blah wtfever... Let me get this off my chest before i just spontaniously combust... Well, I left my husband of 5 years, bj, this past august, yest just a few months ago. moved back with my parents in north carolina. that right there is hard too, but better than living with bj. then one night after a particularly big fight over the phone with bj, mom and i went to the local watering hole for a few drinks and man bashing... low and behold i meet a man, craig. i had been catching up with old friends and making new ones and fall completely head over heels in love with craig. a few weeks into it, he makes up all this shit saying he doesn't believe i'm being honest in our relationship, so i drop just about everyone... till i find out 2 months later he had been sleeping with his ex the whole time. well, she lives in myrtle beach, so he had made up big lies to go and see her, and been a huge disaster for my life. on top of this, i

Whatever.
You know who you are. I never meant to make you regret saying what you did. I never meant to destroy something so young and new. I never meant for things to get like this. I'm just afraid to let myself go. I'm afraid I'll get hurt again. And its not something I'm willing to do right now. I understand if you won't talk to me anymore, or if you cancel your plans to move closer to me...just please don't take away your friendship, your kindness, and I'll try not to damage you again. When I posted the pics of me looking all cute. I knew I was going to get a whole lot of guys being pervs, and I'm ok with that, sorta. I just think that if a guy takes the time to go to my profile and look at my pics, they should look at all of my pics...not just the cute ones. And as if that wasn't enough to make me a little upset, they don't even take the time to read on my profile that I'm married. Sure I'm not happily married, but I'm still married. Whatever, men aren't the smartest of the sp

The Liers Who Act Like Your Friend And Then Stab You In The Back
you say i stole your boyfriends. I say they like me cuse i did not lay on my back to keep them. you say i stole from you/kids. i gave you more then what i got back. you say i lie. but you lie to me and friends/family too.when you meet your husband ididnt want a man traped in a boys body. I have my real man and loves me and dont flirt with other woman and he is mine. you say i cant be trusted. but have learned not to trust anyone. so thank you. this is for the friends who have hurt me. 1.marissa 2.stacey 3.sonny THANK YOU ALL I hate liers and fakes and those that talk about you behind your back.If you can't tell me in my face than keep your mouth shut, Than when i confront you about it dont lie to me. tell me straight up what you said and why that you said it , And than i wont be your friend anymore because you cant be trusted and if i dont have trust in you than dont need you,. If i cant rely on you when i need it than i dont want you . I have a life that i need to take care of i have

Bommers Needed
1,181,753 Points to go!For this smoking hot vixen vicki go love this hottie up all woman all real total hottness **Vicki**@ fubar Brought to you by: ~FAT SONNY~@ fubar & DevilGirl~Fat Sonny's Keeper@ fubar (repost of original by '~FAT SONNY~' on '2008-06-18 07:44:50')

It's Just Me Rambling On
Well I took a very short cat nap, maybe about 30 mins. Just enough time for me to dream. Well, it started with me singing praise & worship at my grandpa's church. He asked me to sing "Surely the Presence". So I started singing. When I got to the part where it goes "I can feel the brush of angel's wings. I see glory on each face." I looked out into the congregation & I saw my mom on the left side in the 1st pew, right by the aisle. My aunt Thea & my grandmother was sitting on the right side in the 1st pew. They couldn't see her, only I could. My mom was wearing army green dress pants with a beige colored shirt with a Victorian designed that matched perfectly, something that I'm sure I've seen her wear before cause it looked all too familiar. Her hair was long & brown, no bangs, pulled back & pushed a lil up with a clip, just like she always used to fix it. I can still smell the perfume she had on in my dream. When I saw her I started crying. I could not stop. I woke up crying. Now I'm j

Why
Why does it hurt so bad to lose something I never had To have these feelings and nothing to do just sit around and wait for you Why is it so hard to move on knowing what we had is gone Is there a place where happiness is Even though there's still a fizz In my soul when you are around your name is a beautiful sound Now all I can do is wonder I lost it all in one little blunder By not telling you how I really feel trying to act like its no big deal Now I know the nature of my errors I just wish I could get rid of my cares Yet I can't now my heart won't let me get rid of a person who fills me with glee Just by hearing her sweet name Knowing my feelings are still the same I must move on to a new life Leaving behind my feelings and the strife I am only human and I am weak But for you there was a beautiful streak I would do anything to repent the day When you hung on my words waiting to say What I really wanted from you I chose the wrong words for an excuse Now I

Need
love come in many way in friends and familys for me i have lots family but i lost in them and friends i donot have any. i'm home lone and bord out my mind and the friends who want to be my friends want sex and thats not want i need. i need friend who be their when i need them and i can be their for them. maybe i'm saiding is i need a friend who want to be my friend with no sex and said hey i got your back.

Everything Has Its Beauty But Not Everyone Sees It". ~
Everything has its beauty but not everyone sees it". ~ As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin.

My Concert
It's time to celebrate local metal!! Get your asses out to the: Indi-Grace Metal Showcase Featuring Deadringer's CD Release Bash wsg: Wake of Destruction, Occams Razor, Skarrd & Cacophonous Incantation! ALSO: **Miss High Octane Model Search Finals!** Cheer for your favorite model onstage to win the title of "Miss High Octane!" **AND Indi-Grace's 30th Birthday Blowout!!** Saturday, August 16, 2008 at THE MACHINE SHOP!! Doors at 7pm $5 21+, $8 18-20 at the door $5 18 & Up Pre-Sale Tickets ARE Available! Contact your favorite band!! 5 Killer Bands, 4 Gorgeous Models, 3 Decades, 2 Much to Miss, 1 BIG NIGHT!! BE THERE!!! At The Machine Shop in Flint. This Saturday! $5 for 21+, $8 for 18-20 5 bands, kick ass music! Someone is gonna win tix to Saliva/Drowning Pool! I'll be there and hope to see you there!!

Leap Year
It's a leap Year Hehehehe Watch out all you men Traditionally when it comes to proposing marriage, it falls on the male to ask his sweetheart if she would do him the honor of becoming his wife. This year however is a leap year and on the 29th of February the tables are turned. It is a leap year tradition that women propose marriage on the 29th of February And if the man says no then he must pay a fine, the fine can be anything that the girl desires from a simple kiss to a very expensive piece of jewellery. So watch out boy because I’m telling all my girlfriends to go for it We’re coming to get you!!!!

What Good Is Love Anyway?
There it is again, the glassy stare and soft smile. I talk but you don’t seem to listen, you nod your head at my words, but smile when you shouldn’t, like I speak a foreign tongue. And the look in your eyes scares me, as if you hunger something. You lean to me and... a kiss a deep, passionate, send the kids to bed kiss. And suddenly... I forget what I was saying... I waited for your love in hope, That ours would come again, And make me feel the things I felt, When we were one, back then. But time and distance have erased, The things I wished anew, And now I find myself alone, Though I am here with you. What good is love, that does not touch, What good is love, that gives you pain. What good is love, that makes you run, And makes you lost out in the rain. I traveled to another world, Out far beyond the one we knew, I thought that I could live again, And now I find I'm back with you. But what of hearts that beat as one, And what

Tagged...
Ok i'm sure i was supposed to copy and paste the rules, but i forgot the CTRL C before i swapped pages.. oh well.. here goes, it maybe a little on the vague side lol I believe the rules are... once you have been tagged, you have to post a blog with 10 random facts about yourself, then hit 5 people and leave a message on their profile saying 'Your tagged, please read my blog', you can't tag the person who tagged you... i think that's how it works lol... now 10 random facts about me??? this could take a while! lol 1: I was a teen mom at 15. (And i lived to tell the tale) 2: I am a qualified Nursery teacher. 3: I believe in ghosts, and if you don't come and visit my house for a week... ask Suze she will tell you about the happenings in my home lol 4: I live on a hill... (ok you did ask for random right? lol) 5: I can't watch Titanic, don't know why but there's something very familiar to me about the whole story, photo's, surroundings etc.. can NOT watch it! 6: I used to have an

Rules For Girls And Guys
The Rules of a Blow Job for Girls and Guys!!! WHAT A GIRL HAS TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule ..1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule ..3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule ..5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to ..8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave

How Sex Starts
HOW SEX STARTS Read it all no CHEATING! ...a smile leads to a laugh ...a laugh leads to a high 5 ...a high 5 leads to a hug ...a hug leads to a kiss ...a kiss leads 2 a makeout ...makeout leads to a feel up ...a feel up leads 2 a finger ...a finger leads to a hand ...a hand leads to a lick ...a lick leads to a suck ...a suck leads 2 a f*ck. ...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math. ...u add the bed ...subtract the clothes ...divide the legs ...leave your solution ...and pray you dont multiply

My Stuff
Ok, here's the situation. I ask a friend of mine to set me up with this girl here in town. All our mutual friends are saying, you two would be good for each other. I have the inside track on everything. Her roommate tells me,"she says that you 'fit' her", and "she finds herself thinking of you at work". We hang out a few times. The first time, I'm up front and honest about everything. "Hey, i like you, I think we should go out". I find out the next day, she doesn't like direct and forward guys. So I'm thinking ok, i'll back off. so we hang out again, and I back off, but she steps up. By the end of the end of the night we're hand-in-hand, and kissing. So I ask her out on our first offical date. The night comes around. I stop at the store, and buy her a flower. I pick her up from her house, I lean in for a kiss. She puts her hand over my mouth and says "I'm being stubborn". (Oh Boy!! here we go). We go to the car and I open her door. The second her ass hits the seat

Season, Reason, Lifetime
Many of us are fortunate enough to have friends who are a consistent part of our lives throughout all our ups and downs. However, sometimes others we consider friends appear to enter, then depart from our lives for reasons we try to, but don't always, understand. This piece nicely explains the flow of people in and out of our lives. It is said that love is blind but friendship is clairvoyant. People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you figure out which one it is, you will know what to do for each person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally, or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend, and they are! They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part, or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the

I've Learned
I've learned.... That the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person. I've learned.... That when you're in love, it shows. I've learned.... That just one person saying to me, "You've made my day!" makes my day. I've learned.... That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world. I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. I've learned.... That you should never say no to a gift from a child. I've learned.... That I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way. I've learned.... That no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with. I've learned.... That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand. I've learned.... That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult. I've learned....

Veeps Corner
1). Lately, it has come to the attention of management that several members of the FIRE AND ICE family have been derelict in their duties as levelers. 2). We cannot continue to provide the same excellant service in leveling people as we have done in the past without the continued support of ALL our family members. 3). Therefore it is, with the deepest regret, we must enact the following rules: A). All family members will be monitored by the management as to their involvement with FIRE & ICE leveling. B). If, during a period of 2 weeks, we see that you have not participated in any leveling activity you will receive a written warning, by the Head Enforcer, in your Fubar account mail box. C). If, after a week of your first warning, we still do not see any participation by you, you will receive a second warning from the Vice-President of FIRE AND ICE. D). Finally, if after your third warning, we still do not see any participation by you, you will

Blargh
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.) Hates cheese 2.) Classically trained vocalist 3.) Eagle Scout 4.) One of only 3 non-Catholics to graduate from a Catholic High School 5.) Rarely smiles 6.) Conservative living in an ultra-liberal state 7.) Thinks Homer is more of a father and husband then most of the male half of the human race will ever be. 8.) Knows there is alien life beyond our galaxy 9.) At one time sold porn on eBay .. and did well enough to pay a mortgage and two vehicle leases 10.) Complete introvert.

Joke Of The Day
So, Farrah Fawcet dies and goes to heaven. God grants her one wish so. she tells God that she wants all of the children on earth to be SAFE.............so God killed Michael Jackson. Blonde using secret deodorant reads directions, remove top and push up bottom. Blonde says " well, im topless and it hurts to walk but, my farts smell AMAZING"! A blonde asks her friend what idk means, I Dont Know, replies her friend. Shit!! nobody knows! replies the blonde

Booty Salutes
ok....Since alot of you mummer folk know i have a hat fetish.im going to start a new salute album.its going to be booties.........i wonder how many of you brave mummerwimmen would be willing to post a "booty salute".......of course it will be set to friends only........id love feedback and id love to know what you think......... Thanks Superman AKA the Commish

Why Women Love Assholes!!!!
RHYMES WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC 1st LINE..... BUT LEAST ROMANTIC 2nd LINE : * Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss but I only slept with you, because I was pissed * I thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met your brother * Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head! * Of loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face * Kind, intelligent, loving and hot This describes everything you are not * I want to feel your sweet embrace But don't take that paper bag off of your face * I love your smile, your face, and your eyes Damn, I'm good at telling lies! * My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife Marrying you screwed up my life * I see your face when I am dreaming That's why I always wake up screaming * My feelings for you, no words can tell Except for maybe "go to hell" * What inspired this amorou

This Life Of Mine 15
Gosh I am so procrastinating right now. I need to fill out a Cal Osha report and I hate filling it out every year! They give it to me January 31 and expect the report filled out and posted on Feb. 1st! I have not had time to fill it out.....yeah, that is my excuse! (not me just dreading filling it out ;), lol) I will do it in a few minutes. I have not felt the greatest today. I have been surrounded by sick people for weeks and last night at the class I went to, I was sitting between 2 men that coughed all night! One of them was my husband. I had a yelling match with my son last night which led me to tears and that probably didn't help. I actually took something this morning and it is supposed to prevent colds or at least make them better, Zicam or something like that? It was a lozenge you have to dissolve on your tongue and then not drink anything for 15 minutes. It was supposed to be cherry flavored but it was nasty! I do have to say that I do feel better.

My Blogs
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. *Thanks Suze....* 1. i collect keys, i have a key for every house, apt, or car i have ever owned or lived in. i also have stolen a few sets when i was a kid dont know why but hey i guess every one collects something. 2. as i guy i should be big into sports, cars and video game, well im not. didnt even watch the super bowl, cant tell you whats under the hood of any thing, and nope i dont know where the trap door in halo is, my bad. 3. i dont drink soda. 4. when i brush my teeth before i go to bed i dont use tooth paste, i just cant stand that slimy grit taste in my mouth when im going to sleep. 5. ive had every girl ive bee

Tag Your It
As some of you know I have been working on my divorce for over 2 years. He has done everything from refusing to sign the papers to having his attorney as the judge for 30 days to prove to everyone that he has changed. Now this is the same guy that hit me, chose drugs over his family, and would not seek any kind of help. Well now all of the sudden I looked in my mail box and was excited to see that he finally signed the papers and his attorney dropped him so he really dont have a reason to fight me on this. My aunt, who is my attorney, filed the papers today so in about 60 days I will be offically divorced and cant be happier about it. Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged

The Funky Arab
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I Been Dee Jaying since i was 12. 2. I like to drive fast. (always buy Penzoil) 3. Seafood is my favorite dish. 4. Im a freak for long hair. (not oily hair i got my own Oil!) 5. Peanut Butter is my favorite snack. (hmm peanut oil) 6. I LIKE BOOOOOBBBBIIIIIEEEEESSSSSSS IN MY FACE TOO (with OIL a must) *wink* 7. I dont like to be angry i turn into The Incredible HULK! ("Mr. Magee dont make me angry, you wouldnt like me when i'm angry.") 8. I have a huge collection of model cars. (from my OIL Profits) 9. My hobby is Photography 10.And finaly... I know a 101 uses for OIL!!! (in the bedroom) So now... BRING ME THE OIL!

~ About My Skinz ~
What Seperates me from other Skinners on Fubar : * I bring a Clean Layout Style to Fu (No Spam BullSh!t on My Skinz) * Transparenciez - Yes this has been done, but I make it Flow n Look Good WHY? - Because I dont like to spend hours on my graphix (the custom ones) So it can be covered by a bunch of colored divs - I make skins to show off my Graphix & Coding Skillz * Originality No-One on Fu Makes Skinz & Lounges Like Me * Details - I pay very close attention to Details.. Everything is in the details. * Everything from what I can see is coded.(My Skins are Written By ME - With the Exception of YOTDs Comment Code.. Modified & Used With her Permission-Cuz She Fowkin ROX!) - I dont steal Peoples Code & Call it my own.. * You will Notice in the pictures animations on Peoples names - This is coded per User Level on FU..(Ever Seen the Flaming Staff Text in a Lounge?) **Mine** * I just wanted to write this blog because alot of people dont pay attention to what is all in my ski

Wanta Be Friends?
Hi to all my friends and fans out there in the bar! I would answer all the nice comments and messages and stuff but I haven't figured out how to do it all yet ;) But, be reassured that I have read them all and thank you all for the nice words. I needed that. Eventually I will figure out how all this works and then we can talk more. Loralei

General Blogs
Hey Guys, Not going to stay on here long going to make this one short and sweet. Just got released those who called me at the hospital I appreciate it. thos who sent messages, Emails etc I appreciate it also, Love ya all.... Heres a short version of what happened Beginning Sat Morning. A few things while I was in, I went to the Emergency room Sat Morning and the jack offs took a chest x-ray, EKG and sent me home, Monday Morning I Called my Doctor and Bitched until they told me to come in at 9 Am, I arrived with chest pains BP 160/140 Gasping for air. The Hospital is across the street from my dr's office and they took me by Gurney to the ER which I was admitted. Multiple test, X-Rays , Blood etc over the next couple of days and the results are.... I am now A Insulin Dependent No More Pills Humilin 70/30. Nebulizer 3 X a day for my lungs Upped the dosage for my Blood Pressure double what I was taking. Haven’t smoked a cigarette since Saturday Morning and a crack

Yet Another Dr's Apt
I finally got the biopsy results back YAY!!! It to came back normal. This is good news, but doesn't help the fact I'm still in pain. I am waiting for the results of one more test to come back and then its a mere lets try something else. The great thing is I will not have to lab tested again until I'm 50. LMAO!!! Thank you for all your prayers and as always if anything else comes up I will let all of you know! I love you and appreciate all the support and love. I hope you all have a great week!! XXOO

Used Bikes
I been thinking bout buying a bike and been saving up for it. I been doing a lot of looking around. I had thought about buying a new Sportster. Then I started looking at some used bikes. Today I saw a 1987 SoftTail that was beautiful. They were asking $7500.00 for it. It has 42,000 miles on it. Seems like a lot for a 20 year old bike with 42,000 miles on it. Any comments?

Tag You're It
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.) I am very shy and insecure. 2.) I love harleys!!!!! 3.) I am double jointed....legs only! 4.) I used to weigh (several years ago...and not when I was pregnant) 160 pounds 5.) I can change my own tire...just as my damn ex that drove by laughing at me 6.) I'm really just "one of they guys" 7.) I have 3 tattoos 8.) My belly button is pierced...and I would love to have more piercings... 9.) I have a baby sister who is 18 years younger than me...everyone thought she was mine when she was born. 10.) I am actually a math nerd!!! I tag Rhonda aka RaRa, The Sndman, Trip, Em and Dave Remember this

"guess I'm It"
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I smile all the time, I really mean it all the time. 2) I'm the biggest suzzy homemaker you will ever meet. 3) I love to take care of everyone... 4) I don't have any OCD's 5) I love football and nascar and soccer 6) My sister and my mom are my hero's (and no they don't know that they are.) 7) I detest people who abuse, use or harm anyone for their own gain. 8) I love music, and books and poetry 9) I love to create new recipes 10) I love MY JOB!!

Tagged......
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I'm allergic to fish. 2) I twiddle my thumbs or tap my fingers when I'm nervous. 3) Sometimes i bite my nails when I'm bored. 4) The original Transformers is my favorite cartoon of all time. Will still watch whole seasons back to back. 5) Resident Evil 2 on the PS one scared the hell out of me the first time i played it. lol 6) I like Weird Al Yankovick parodies. 7) My favorite subjects in high school were history, art and english. 8) I have visited 7 different countries. 9) I like to play tennis. 10) I can be competitive at times. Tagged.. 1) Kandee 2) Smokey69 3) Miss Trouble 4) Special K 5) MsD

A Police Officer's Life
You know you have grown up when: 1. Your houseplants are alive and you can’t smoke any of them! 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question! 3. You keep more food in the fridge than beer! 4. 6:00am is when you get up, not when you go to bed! 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator! 6. You watch the weather channel! 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of “hook up” and “break up”! 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14 days! 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as “dressed up”! 10. You’re the one calling the police because those @$#% kids next door won’t turn down the stereo! 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you! 12. You don’t know what time Taco Bell closes anymore! 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up! 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers! 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt! 16. You take naps! 17. Dinner and a m

Doctors Assistant
Doctor's Assistant... A doctor in Ireland wants to get off work and go hunting, so he approaches his assistant. 'Seamus, I am going hunting tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic,' he says. 'I want you to take care of the clinic and all me patients.' 'Yes, sir!' answers Seamus. The doctor goes hunting, returns the following day and asks, 'So, Seamus, how was your day?' Seamus tells him that he took care of three patients. 'The first one had a headache, so I gave him Tylenol.' 'Bravo, Seamus, and the second one?' asks the doctor. 'The second one had stomach burning and I gave him Maalox, sir,' says Seamus. 'Bravo, bravo! You're good at this. And what about the third one?' asks the doctor. 'Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman bursts into the room. Quick as a wink she undresses herself, tearing off every stitch of clothing including her bra and her panties, and lies down on the table. She spreads her legs

Join The Bad Boys Of Fubar
Are you a bad boy? I love having bad boys on my page Wanna join? There are a few things you can do to join and you have a choice of these things but first you MUST Rate,Fan,and Add me before anything and then... You can choose to... 1)make a salute for me or, 2)Give me 1000 fubucks Think about it this way it works out for you because I'm pimping you out because this is what it is, a pimpout for all bad boys and since everyone is always trying to level it would be best if you went and added the others that are in this folder as well because this is all to help each other in leveling,in contests the works...oh and repost any bulletins that you see that have to do with the bad boys Click the link to be a Bad Boy: Goddess' Bad Boys@ fubar

Domestic Violence
domestic violence i sit in tears now.... so scared and powerless.... its no secret that i have been in domestic violence situations.... and it is no secret that that kind of situation is horrendously dangerous.... women cant leave....women die leaving their abusers, i know for i left woth barely my life and now i sit here crying what else can i do? i go to the dv shelter here in cruces...i spend every minute resourcing and tryin to help these women... for i know they need it.... and now....this morgan has gone to mexico, juarez thanks god its close... but my heart is choking on fear..... why juarez? that serial killer....and morgan.... at least its close.... and morgan is in danger more than she knows....and how can i help her? my best friend who i will die to help...for she helped me thru the needle she was there when everyone else turned away and left me to die and now i will not turn away .... this is a plea to my friends.... end domestic violence i promise it i

Hotties
Great New for Space Hottie's Family We have a new Co-Leader, after lots of hard thinking and conferences to find out who would be best to help out family grow to it's full potential and find the person most liked by all we have found our person. I know you are all wanting me to shut up and tell you so I want to welcome LordGarfield as Co-Leader of Space Hotties. He will keep his title as Bartender to so he will be our first to hold 2 titles for us! Please understand he is a partner in this and has Baby Girl and my full support in anything! I have the utmost respect for LordGarfield and know we have all made the right decision on this matter! In the time he has been with us he has done many unselfish acts of kindness for us all! LordGarfield "Freedomguy63" *Love the FU-Bombers* Family " Space Hotties Bartender & C @ fubar This decision was not mine solo it is the decision of the majority of the family! I am pleased to have you as out partner in all family matte

Tag
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Hmmmm.....10 things 1: I have long hair. haven't had it short since I was 21 and my cousins best man at his wedding. 2: I am some what Vegetarian. Haven't eaten red meat since I was 18, eat some chicken and fish. But mostly vegies. 3: I've had my ears peirced since I was 18. Both of them. Before it was cool. when asked why (because of the left ear your straight, right ear your gay) I'd say I was Bi. ppl thought i was weird. 4: Love Tattoos. But didn't get my first till I was 45. 5: I'm an animal lover. Care for Aussie native animals. Love and have seen in the wild of US, Wolves, Eagles, Badgers, and lots of graze

Fu-vivor
Mi Lords and Mi Ladies Of FuBarLand! The survival of the Fu has come down to two, but there can be only ONE! One Lady survives, help her to attain her reward. She needs only 50,000 comments to accomplish her goal. To gain her Golden Hour. Mi Lady FatalitiesKiss has battled bravely, only one test of the gauntlet yet to be met. Come help her get her first Happy Hour Ever! Please click on the links below to prepare for battle. You must first... rate/fan/add the host and hostess. Lady Rain and Sir Mr Perfect Nice Guy (click the pix this will take you to their pages). Lastly click the link to Mi fair FatalitiesKiss' contest page... Upon this page comment till ye can comment no more. All Love will be returned. The links you will need... The Lady Rain Hostess of Fuvivor!! Rate/Fan/Add Her †DJ. Rain†~Wifey to DJ MNG~GF to LuAngel~Owner of WYKD Radio & Lounge~Fu-Vivor Host~@ fubar Sir Mr. Perfect Nice Guy--Host of Fuviv

Just One Guy
Only one guy who drives me wild Muscles jump an my heart smiles Only one kiss that lights my fire Just one guy my body desires Only one touch can make me drip Only he can feel my grip Just one look to make me sweat Just one touch could make me wet Only his eyes can make me melt Only his hands touch me like felt Only one guy my heart trusts Just one thrust is all i lust Body to body I feel the heat Heart to heart nothing can beat So just one guy to make me smile Only you can drive me wild. dedicated to:john robert beatty Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.)I make puppy noises 2.)I can imitate scooby doo 3.)My ass is tick

D&dc
ok well i have been asked to keep it open if you all need anything until i can get back contact she is runnin the show MistressBroken~Nyha'sFu-Fiancee~DDC Co-Founder~IBIC~CherryEaterOwns~PSPinup~LivinLifeStyles@ fubar

Music
I WENT TO SEE MY FATHER TODAY HE PROBLY HAD NO IDEAL I WAS THERE. BUT I HAD TO HELP MY SISTER DECIDE TOMORROW HER AND THE DOCTORS WILL SET A TIME TO CUT LIFE SUPPORT. PLEASE! PRAY HE GOES QUICKY THANKYOU DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW WHAT A AKON CONVENTION IS BUT ITS LIKE A STAR TREK OR STARS WARS CONVENTION BUT FOR ANIME/VIDEO GAME FREAKS LOL AND MY DAUGHTER AND HER FRIENDS ARE FREAKS LOL THEY HAD A BLAST AND IF YOU THINK SHES SCARY NOW JUST THINK THIS CHICK DESIGNS COMMUNICATIONS TOWERS FOR THE MILITARY WTF NOW TRY TO SLEEP TONIGHT LOL

Fairy Tale Endings
Insight into why girls believe in fairy tale endings: Every fairy tale ends with "and they lived happily ever after" This is beat into our heads as very young children and becomes a foundation set for life. When one has a foundation set in a certain religion by family and culture, it becomes difficult to run from it no matter how much you doubt or question. Much like religion this "fairy tale ending" cannot be destroyed by seeing failed marriages, going through failed relationships ourselves, or just a general distrust in the opposite sex. It lives on even if we deny it to other people and state we don't "believe in love" Those people are full of crap... deep down they are hoping for their prince charming to come in on a white horse and prove that "the fairy tale ending" is not really false at all. I myself think fairy tale endings are piece of fiction and should never be beleived in! No one is going to come and sweep you off your feet and treat you like a princess! This is the real wo

Vip Pic
Come on everyone help Chief of the Hillbilly Lounge go for the total package, he needs 140,000 comments to get it all, all ya gotta do is click on the pic below and drop a few comments, he will return the love to those that help in this giveaway. http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1087743&albumid=695664&i=1908863577&idx=0

Chiefs Vip Pic
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A Poem I Like
SCARS INFLICT, BRINGING PAIN AND SORROW. THEY BRING HURT AND BRING TEARS TO THE EYES. THEY ARE BAD MEMORIES THAT YOU WANT TO FORGET BUT, THEY NEVER WANT TO GO AWAY . . . SCARS ARE UNFORGETTABLE, UNIMAGINABLE, AND THERE'S NOTHING MORE HURTING THAN A SCAR. THE SLIGHTEST SCAR MAY BE THE BIGGEST WOUND. THE SMALLEST CUT IS THE ONE THAT HURTS THE MOST . . . . . A PIECE OF YOU IS TORN, SOMEONE RIPS OUT YOUR HEART, AND IT BREAKS. THE BLOOD FLOWS LIKE WATER, YOU'LL NEVER RECOVER OR YOU THINK YOU WON’T, WILL MY HEART EVER MEND ? IS IT THE END? OR IS IT THE LAST INFLICTED SCAR THAT MAY JUST BREAK YOU, CRACK YOUR PERSONALITY, BREAK YOU INTO MILLIONS OF PIECES. SCARS REMAIN FOR REMEMBRANCE. . . . . THEY MAY BE INVISIBLE BUT, YOU KNOW THEY ARE THERE, THEY FLOW LIKE WATER RUNS, RUNS OFF THE PAVEMENT WHEN YOU ACCIDENTALLY DROPPED YOUR GLASS OF WATER. SOMETIMES YOU CAN CURE THEM, SOMETIMES YOU CAN’T GET RID OF THEM. THEY MAKE YOU INSANE; THEY'RE A PIECE OF YOU. YET YOU FEEL THAT YOU'RE NEVER GOING T

You've Been Tagged!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. k, I guess I'll go for the 10 random things about me lol (hmmm how to narrow it down to just 10??) 1. I am a terrible multi-tasker..the funny thing is I'm actually good at being terrible at it. Totally disorganized, jumping from project to project, some get done, others fall into the black hole I like to call....someday! 2. At the age of 17, I had THREE flat tires in ONE day. 3. I still open car doors for women, doors for anyone, and call people I respect sir and mame. 4. I'm a fish out of water..swimming, body surfing, or just floating in the water! Hence, my ties to Neptune. 5. I have two tiny holes called macu

Lots Of Questions...can You Answer???
1.Were you happy when you woke up? i'm NEVER happy when i wake up 2. When was the last time you felt unbearably guilty? been a while 3. How is life going for you right now? pretty good except work is stressing me out 4. When was the last time you held someones hand? weekend before last...and i miss him too 5. What are you doing right now? this damn survey 6.What color is your shirt? gray 7. Who was the last person you talked to? my son 9. Have you ever kissed anyone who's name started with a J? OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! yes yes yes yes yes...and hope to again SOON!!!!! 10. Would you get married if you could right now? don't know 11. What's the best feeling you've ever had? love 12. Who was the last person, of the opposite sex you talked to online? brad 15. What is the next concert you're going to? im open 17. Are you in a good mood? ok i guess...would be better if i was in terry 18. Can you play the guitar? no.. 18. Do you like someone?

Dont Know What To Do
Here's whats going on, my yongest boys father had sentencing today. He got 2 plus 8. except they are putting in an artical 35, which means the judge can order him to do a rider instead. I have been his friend for 6 years. I have been there threw alot of diffrent things. He is the one that has saved my life quite a few times. We have been in alot of diffrent situations and all of them we have ended up side by side. Yeah there are people that dont see why i still talk to him. There are people that just flat out hate the man. But they also dont see the other side of him that i have been able to see, Yeah i will admit that there is a bad and horrable side of him. He has beat two of my friends and cant be even faithful to himself let alone to anyone else. He has 7 kids, none of them he has anything to do with. there is only one that he has ever did anything for and that wasnt really excluded was third youngest boy. He loves that boy to peices, he has came to learn alot about his son

Another One
1. Your ex is on the side of the road, on fire. What do you do? wave and smile...yeah i'm a bitch 2.Your best friend tells you she is pregnant. What is your reaction? but the wedding is in a few month?!?!?! 3.When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face? this morning 4.What is the last thing you spent money on? diet coke 5.Do you think you gained or lost weight this past month? lost thank God 6. Crunch or puffy cheetos? puffy 7.The first person on your friends list just called you a bitch. What do you have to say? my baby sister would NEVER do that 8.Congratulations! You just had a son. What's his name? Bishop...the only son I'll ever have 9.Congratulations! You just had a daughter. What's her name? her name would have been Bishop too 10.What are you craving right now? his kisses 11.What was the last thing you cried about? that damn meeting this morning...that woman makes me CRAZY 12 You buy beer and your change is 2 ce

Tag, You're It!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.) I am very outspoken & outgoing. 2.) People call me a city girl but I'm really a country girl. 3.) I love camping!! 4.) I have 4 tattoos and want more. (ALL can be hidden... nothing too big & tacky!) 5.) I enjoy gambling... manage to do it a couple of times a week. 6.) I fit right in with the 'gray hairs' at bingo! LMAO 7.) I'm VERY short... bet you can't guess my height. :p 8.) I'm a twin and I have twins. 9.) My favorite hobby would be throwing darts. I'm even on a dart league. =) 10.) As loud & obnoxious as I can be, I don't have to be drunk to do it. In fact, I don't drink very often

Life
I've been very happy this past week. I'm now starting to date someone I've known for quite awhile. It's been one of those things that you did not know the person you were looking for was right in front of you. We've been friends for awhile now, and though I was always attracted to him, I never looked at him like that because one, he was in a relationship for quite awhile, and two, we're friends with all the same friends. Right now we're seeing where things will go, and we are starting to tell everyone slowly, but so far we have gotten great responses, and of course, shock. Anyway, that's where things are with me right now. Have you ever had a moment where you just wished that the world would swallow you up and you could disappear? Well, that happened to me today. On my break I was being teased by someone I was with back in January. He was being his normal smart ass self, and making me blush rather badly, just because he knows me, and can read my mind (damn him). Well, low an

Tag You're It
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) Waheed brought Spanky coffee every morning when she was in Pakistan 2) Spanky is an elected Labor Union Official 3) Waheed is taking English classes 4) Our son is handicapped and in a wheelchair 5) Spanky and Waheed got married in a CAR at the Karachi City Courthouse in Pakistan ... hahhahaha. 6) Spanky works in the Administration Building of a Maximum Security Prison. 7) Waheed has a Master's Degree 8) Spanky has very short hair and Waheed has very long hair 9) On February 12th, Waheed and Spanky will have been married 3 months 10) Waheed is coming to the US, as soon as his visa is appr

More Questions
1. Describe in 2 words what ended your last relationship? LYING CHEATER...amen coritha 2. When was the last time you shaved your legs? couple of days ago...what's the reason?!?!?! 3. What were you doing this morning at 7am? cutting off my clock 4. What were you doing 15 minutes ago? talking to my son 5. Are you any good at math? sure hope so...i'm an accountant 6. What were you doing last night? felt bad...was tired...went to bed early 7. If you saw your last ex right now, what would you say? it wouldn't be nice 8. Have you ever burped in front of the same/opposite sex? HELL YEAH 9. Do you know the words to the song on your myspace page? yep 10. Last thing you received in the mail? i don't know...my son didn't get the mail today 11. How many different beverages have you had today? 2...diet coke and beer 12. What's one thing you wish to change about yourself? my boobs...want smaller 13. What do you wish for? my tax return to get here 1

When Dreams Aren't Enough
We would talk all night long, Thoughts of us being together. We would wish on the clock, For this love to last forever. A love so very strong, But only shared with our voice. A void still left within us, You had to make a choice. You chose to let me go, For something I can't understand. The path you chose was tainted, So far from what i planned. Your voice still fills my mind, With the love we shared before. But I no longer had you as my own, I could only dream of more. You are still somewhat part of me, I see you whenever I dream. But dreams don't last just like your love, Nor does my self-esteem. When dreams aren't enough, I ask myself why. You still come to me for support, Every time you cry. This I Pray I Hope My Dear Sweet Wife Hears Because This Comes From The Heart I Love You Sweetheart With Everything I have please hear me and come around come back to Scottie, Caleb and I Your Loving Husband

Become A Partner In Hope
St. Jude Children's Research Hospital is one of the world's premiere centers for research and treatment of childhood catastrophic diseases. Founded by Danny Thomas in 1962, St. Jude is unlike any other pediatric treatment and research facility anywhere. Discoveries made here have completely changed how the world treats children with cancer and other catastrophic diseases. St. Jude is where doctors across the world send their toughest cases and most vulnerable patients. It is also where no one pays for treatment beyond what is covered by insurance, and those without insurance are never asked to pay. ST. JUDE TOLL FREE NUMBER 1-800-374-4995 This is a major thing for me, my best friend Christie passed away from leukemia May 5, 2006. Anyone that can help it would be much appreciated.

Tag Your It!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I am a mother of 2 daughters 2) I have 2 grandchildren, 1 boy and 1 girl 3) I love to draw, I am a wanna be artist….lol 4) been with same man 34 years….omg where has the time gone? 5) I sing when no one can hear me…... 6) I will be a half a century old in 2008. 7) I love to travel, not only have I traveled several states in the U.S, I have also Been to Jamaica, Cozumel, and the Grand Caymans 8) I have won BEST of Show in a photography contest 9) I love chai tea 10) I love to cook I am tagging , Angelface, Beboe,Natural Witch, Bubblewrap, Mirrored Image,ßrøñx59 Have Fun Guys :)

Love This Song So ...
I have no confidenceAnd I can’t see why I shouldBut I could do most anything for youAnd you know I wouldI try too hardAnd then I give up way too easilyI'm the runner up inside of youAnd you’re the winner inside of meLose your wayAnd I will followHere todayAnd here tomorrowLike my freedom I knowI’ll never let you goI still wish on the evening starAnd I s’pose I always willEvery child loses somethingA whole life can’t fulfillAnd when you cry I feel the skyBurst open in my veinsIf loving you makes a slave of meThen I'll spend my whole life in chainsLose your wayAnd I will followHere todayAnd here tomorrowLike my freedom I knowI’ll never let you go.Walk the lineI’ll walk inside youChange your mindLet your love decide youIt’s the reason I knowYou’ll never let me go

Se7en Sin Stuff
Listed in the same order used by both Pope Gregory the Great in the 6th Century AD, and later by Dante Alighieri in his epic poem The Divine Comedy the seven deadly sins are as follows: 1. Luxuria (extravagance, lust) 2. Gula (gluttony) 3. Avaritia (greed) 4. Acedia (sloth) 5. Ira (wrath) 6. Invidia (envy) 7. Superbia (pride) Ranked in ascending order of sanctity, the seven holy virtues are: 1. Castitas (chastity) — purity, opposes lust, ie, luxuria — 2. Frenum (abstinence) — self-control, opposes gluttony, ie, gula — 3. Liberalitas (liberality) — will, generosity, opposes greed, ie, avaritia — 4. Industria (diligence) — ethics, opposes sloth, ie, acedia — 5. Patientia (patience) — peace, opposes wrath, ie, ira — 6. Humanitas (kindness) — satisfaction, opposes envy, ie, invidia — 7. Humilitas (humility) — modesty, opposes pride, ie, superbia —

The Cost Of A Soldier
A True Soldier is tough indeed standing tall and strong when there is a need A Soldier also feels sadness, pain, and sorrow Sometimes not looking forward to the trials of tomorrow When a Soldier is wounded in battle the nerves of his buddies it does rattle When news reaches friends and family at home how their worries and minds begin to roam A wounded Soldier feels inadequate at best stopping him from much needed healing rest A wounded Soldiers wonders will he ever be alright, trusting in God that he'll make it through the night. When a Soldier is wounded far beyond repair the loss and pain felt can not compare The Cost of a Soldier is set so very high they assure our freedom will always apply To stand beside a Soldier and walk through his pain will humble a civilian, no longer to complain Love, patience, trust and hope is what a Soldier needs to get them through some very treacherous deeds Dear Lord please watch over our Military today as they work to k

What A Crock Of ****!
You know honestly, I've been reading blogs for about an hour now out of boredom and basically reading people if you will. Now, I've noticed that usually...the same guys are saying pretty much the same things to different people on here. Why might you ask? Because they can't come up with anything original or even remotely useful to say to someone. Usually it's the same old "I totally understand, I hear you there, or the best one...'That's me to a T'. Come on guys, show some form of brainwave activity and stop making the rest of us look like we're all the same. USE YOUR BRAINS!!! I KNOW YOU HAVE ONE!! Lord knows there's a million guys on here that have abnormally huge bodies and obnoxiously small heads that look like they should be hanging from a rear-view mirror but hey, who am I to judge? I just think it's sad, pathetic and a waste of their time considering guys that most females can spot a bullshitter a mile away. That's all for now This is me in kind of a nutshell in the way I v

Tag You're It!!!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I'm a mother of 4 sons 2) I have a daughter in law 3) I have a beautiful grandson 4) A weird thing about me, when I was a young girl I used to bite my toenails lol, I know, gross... 5) I have 4 tattoos 6) I have 6 piercings all in my ears lol... 7) I'm not a prissy girly girl, I know, shock!!! lol 8) I'm very loyal to my family and friends... 9) I love poetry but can't make a poem to save my life... 10)I can milk a cow lol... I'm tagging MysticFaerie, Kelly_Ann_, Drew, Make me be Good, Celtic Ice...Have fun, hope to see your blogs...

$$$$ For Rating
ok people. i just leveled up and i really want points to do it again. i will pay fubucks for people that dont wanna rate my pics on thier own. so. if you are interested send me a message. as soon as you rate my pics ill send you the fubucks.

My First Contest !!
Ok so I dont know how to make my blogs and such look all pretty and all yet ... But I am in my first contest .. pls go comment and rate my tattoo pic .. contest starts tomorrow ... 2/7/08 Love , Me :) http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1401291&i=44498951

Guess I'm It.
So here's how it works: Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I have served four years in Marine Corps, as a tank mechanic. 2. I have three tattoos but no piercings. 3. I always wear a hat, well not always... 4. I am a mechanic on my spare time. 5. I have a gun shaped birthmark that women must find on me before I will tell them. 6. I like to work out, but not a gym jock. I prefer to work out at night to be alone. 7. I got music in my heart, and love to listen and play music when ever I get a chance. 8. I am ticklish on some places on my body, but I won’t tell because it is funnier to find out for your self. 9. One of the first to cross over the border i

My First Time
It was my first time ever and I'll never forget I'd do it again Without a single regret. The sky was dark The moon was high We were all alone Just she and I. Her hair was soft Her eyes were blue I knew just what She wanted to do. Her skin so soft Her legs so fine I ran my fingers Down her spine. I didn't know how But I tried my best I started by placing My hands on her breast. I remember my fear My fast beating heart But slowly she spread Her legs apart. And when I did it I felt no shame All at once The white stuff came. At last it's finished It's all over now My first time ever . . . . . At milking a cow...

Do I Have A Tattoo On My Forehead Or What !
Okay so i want an honest answer , do i have a tattoo on my forehead that says INSECURE LOSERS PLEASE APPLY HERE?!? Theres a guy ..Daniel is his name *hah i know hes gonna read this and frankly i DGAF! Hes 37 , with an adult child and 2 younger teenagers ... We've seen eachother on a few different sites , and he found me on here , we talked .. seemed to hit it off .. after about a week of talking we met in person . I went to his place because he doesn't have a vehicle *RED FLAG* right ? LoL .. NE-Way he was acting like a gerbil on crack , just really anxious and stuff Am i that intimidating? No i don't think so ! ... Ok so we're talking and stuff hes smoking like a chimney *nervous i suppose* , but hes moving around alot and just starts saying really random shit , Bitching about how his kid and his gf are home blah blah how that makes him uncomfortable , i on the other hand was fine with it . His son comes out and goes to the bathroom , then gets a drink , Daniel tells him , yes TELLS h

Slow Dance
Have you ever watched kids On a merry-go round Or listened to the rain Slapping on the ground Ever followed a butterflies erractic flight Or gazed at the sun into the fading night You better slow down Don't dance too fast Time is short The music won't last Do you run through each day on the fly When you ask "how are you?" Do you hear the reply? When the day is done Do you lie in your bed With the next hundred chores running through your head You better slow down Don't dance too fast Time is short The music won't last Ever told a child we'll do it tomorrow And in your haste, not seen his sorrow Ever lost touch Let a good friendship die Because you never had the time to call and say "hi" You better slow down Don't dance too fast Time is short The music won't last When you run so fast to get somewhere You miss half the fun of getting there When you worry and hurry through your day

Please Help Me
Hey everyone... please help me get my first VIP ... I need 10K comments on the picture linked below... on Stephanie Lynns page....... I have two weeks from yesterday to get there and i dont even have a full 200 yet..... please help... you all know i will return the love.. please send all of ur friends and fam to help me to please... Ok I am going to use this one blog to acheive two purposes hopefully. To start with - I am looking for a new name.....the name Broken Heart s kind of out dated. So I would like some ideas for a new name. :Lets keep em clean but fun... Second... I want to explain to everybody why I may not be posting comments as much or responding as quickly or as often... Many of you know about my sons accident last year, he is really consuming a lot of time and attention these days.. plus my cousin was killed on Sunday in a car accident.. at the exact same time as my sons accident 1 year and 15 days later. Just hit too close to home... in too many ways

So Hot
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Test(funny)
You have a Sexual IQ of 153 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com

Damn You Soulkiss!
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Have fun! 1. I was almost named Cookie Monique but my granny told my mother she'd better not name me that shit or else.. So she name me Iris II ( yea i'm a jr.) 2. I've been playing violin since 4th grade.. 3.I am ambidextrous meaning i can write with both hands. 4. I love IFC, AMC, and TCM old movies kick ass 5. I hate being called baby, boo, ma, or shawty. 6. I appreciate good music Pink floyd, led zepplin, Heart, The Who, The Doors, Eric Clapton, Iron Butterfly, Michael Martin Murphy, Roger Eagen, Todd Rundgren and many many many more.. 7. I know the difference between rap and hip hop and singing about laffy taffy isnt hip hop..

Tag You're It!
I was Tagged by Qtazabutton Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I type over 100 words per minute! 2. I was an exchange student in Japan. 3. I'm Bi! (lingual you freaks!) I speak Spanish! 4. I Nair my arms. 5. I luvvvvvvvvvv ABBA. 6. I am a Domestic Violence Survivor. My ex husband is currently incarcerated for trying to kill me. 7. My real name sounds very "Southern"...but I'm not. 8. The Rockwell video "Somebody's Watching Me" use to scare the Buhjeezus out of me! 9. I go commando! 'Cept for cute pics. heheheheh 10. The carpet (if there was carpet) matches the drapes! (Mines is more like linoleum. hehehehe)

Fxybrown Is The Bomb :d
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Have fun! 1.I am my own worst enemy 2.I got busted in the back seat of my car with my ex (when i was going with her ) parked in the turn around at a park picnic area 3.i was second chair violin in orchestra in 6th grade (but gave it up to become a drummer in band ) 4.

Moving
Hello All, Finally the phone company has moved there butts and got the lines finished, they\'ll be at the house monday morning to run it from the pole to the house and i\'ll be back in business, boy this has been on night mare not have internet or even a home phone, I\'m at the yard in Birmingham where john works using the computer there....See ya all monday night miss ya all See ya then Cas Hello to all my Fu Family And Friends, sorry I haven't been on to much lately, but been busy packing up the house in Florida and were Moving to Alabama, the end of this month, hopefully once i get settled i can get back on here, I owe so many comments to alot of you, and I miss you all very much. I'll try to get on as much as I can before I cut the internet here. Miss Ya all!!!!!!! Still no internet at my house Im here at the libary and dont have much time, just wanted to say hello to all my friends I miss you all alot and hope i have interenet by friday......You all take care Love Cas((((((((

Blogging???
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car WithSunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't DisguiseYour Voice!

Heart Breaking
2/6/08 Well lastnight we had an outbreak of Tornados. We lost pretty much a whole town.Thankfuly there was more damge than deaths.As i drove through the little town of Highland AR I realized i was crying, as i seen those people trying to save what they could from the pile of wood they used to call thier house my heart broke.I wanted to get out and help anyway i could i would of if they would of let us stop.I am asking please keep this town in your prayers we have no jobs left so this is going to effect ALOT of people.And prayer will highly be appreciated. Thank you And GOD BLESS If it works here is a video: http://www.kait8.com/global/video/popup/pop_player.asp?ClipID1=2169993&h1=Sharp%20County%20Aftermath&vt1=v&at1=News&d1=193300&LaunchPageAdTag=News&activePane=info&playerVersion=1&hostPageUrl=http%3A//www.kait8.com/global/story.asp%3Fs%3D7834646&rnd=44675993

Kiss
I walk the hallways feeling lost and cold Hiding so many things I wish could be told But the truth is I'm alone with my fears Letting lose the heartache and the tears Sitting alone just staring at the wall I feel my own barrier start to fall As my tears let lose once again Wondering if they will ever end I look down to the notes I'm writing While my life and pain keep fighting The pages are tear stained and torn Blood stains and frayed edges worn Hearing the words love and hate My heart beat rises to a faster rate I turn my head and look toward you Staring at me just like you used to Erratic heart beats start to flame I wonder if you even feel the same As my eyes water I feel a stab Toward my heart I quickly grab I feel it breaking within my hands Hurting more then anyone understands Slowly the room fades into black The pain I feel is too much to take back (more to come ) (maybe)

Beer
Beer ~vs~ Pussy A beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer. A beer tastes horrible served hot. A pussy tastes better served hot. Advantage: Pussy. Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied. Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton. Advantage: Beer. Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones. Pussy does not. Advantage: Draw. If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not disgusted. Advantage: Pussy 24 beers come in a box. A pussy is a box you can come in. Advantage: Pussy. Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer. Advantage: Pussy. If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible. Advantage: Beer. If you come home smelling like beer, The Woman may get mad. If you come home smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad. Advantage: Beer. 6 beers in a night and you better not drive. 6 pussies in a night and you have done all the driving you need. Advantage: Pussy Bu

"dirty Riddles"
1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I? 2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I? 3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I? 4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I? 5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I? 6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I? 7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I? 8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I? 9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I? 10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job.

Tag Your It Blog
Ok well i got tagged and I have to write 10 weird facts about myself so ehre it goes... 1. I'm short..only 5'2 lol 2. I bite my nails all the time 3. I'm obsessed w/ The Little Mermaid 4. I dance in my underwear everymorning be4 I get dressed 5. I eat applesauce through a straw 6. I listen to Good Charlotte every time I take a shower. 7. I have a hot and loyal boyfriend 8. My dream is to be a mother and wife 9. My favorite color is Pink 10. And last but not least I'm a street racer

Greed
GREED Greed (or avarice) is, like lust and gluttony, a sin of excess. However, greed (as seen by the Church) is applied to the acquisition of wealth in particular. St. Thomas Aquinas wrote that greed was "a sin against God, just as all mortal sins, in as much as man condemns things eternal for the sake of temporal things." In Dante's Purgatory, the penitents were bound and laid face down on the ground for having concentrated too much on earthly thoughts. "Avarice" is more of a blanket term that can describe many other examples of greedy behavior. These include disloyalty, deliberate betrayal, or treason, especially for personal gain, for example through bribery. Scavenging and hoarding of materials or objects, theft and robbery, especially by means of violence, trickery, or manipulation of authority are all actions that may be inspired by greed. Such misdeeds can include Simony, where one profits from soliciting goods within the actual confines of a church. A Beautiful Mess *~*~South

Rest In Peace . Uncle Stuart
I just wanted to Sat goodbye to my U. Stuart who passed away tonight , He was 98 and had lived a very full and productive life . Rest in peace U. Stuart . I will miss you . Love you . Comments & MySpace Layouts

Random Inspiration
Chris Rock appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show this morning and they were talking about his character in the movie "Madagascar" talking about how he's black and white (he plays the zebra), or mixed and he says- "Being half black is like being half pregnant, once you're black you're black!" LMAO My identity crisis is so over!!! I owe thanks to Sean for this- Standing in the rain and praying that you know that I would stand here forever if it helped you to fully understand just how much I love you...to infinity, to the day I die and beyond. I stand here in the rain and I love you more with every drop...

Song I Wrote
Put your hands in your pockets as you walk along Buried in a stash of pennies and old ticket stubs Throw your coffee in the trashcan as you pass it by Walking forever under colorless skies Fallen on hard times, so I'll say goodbye and go And she'll never know I love her cause I'll never tell her so She doesn't really need to know (chorus) There's more than one way to break your heart Show me the way, yeah Show me epiphany More than one way to fall apart Don't let the sky fall before I get home Thought of you again today Forgive me for the things I just don't have the nerve to say It amazes me sometimes how your friendship can mean nothing It's like we're both looking for something that we never found Fallen on hard times, so I'll say goodbye and go And she'll never know I miss her cause I'll never tell her so It won't change anything I know (Repeat chorus) Show me epiphany, Show me catastrophe, Show me, Show me (Repeat chorus) (Repe

10 Random Things About Me
1- People fascinate me...I like everyone until they give me a reason not to! 2-I'm a Romantic with a kick! 3-One needs to be extra careful in sub-zero weather!! 4-Nair for Men is a brutal approach to hair removal...and a bad idea! 5-Men are asses and woman are crazy 6-I have a tendency to trust too much 7-Family and friends are everything 8-I refuse to grow up 9-I cook, clean, do the dishes, windows, and scrub the floors-should make someone a good wife someday lol 10-It's ok to feel like a kid again...even in your 40's!!

Tag Your'e It!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I'm a mother of 1 son, whom will be 21 in a week! =( 2) I have a yellow lab. 3) I had chicken pox when I was 29. 4) A weird thing about me, I can laugh like Betty Rubble from the Flintstones. 5) I have been with my hubby almost 26 yrs. 6) I have a reindeer, Bunny and cow that poops candy jelly beans. 7) I have a secret desire to be a comedienne, but don't have the nerve to do it. 8) I share my birthday with my hubby and his twin brother... all three of us born on 10/3/62. 9) I had back surgery for a ruptured disc. 10)I still go tp'in, forking ppls yards and slumber parties... yessss at my age!!!! I

Hello Kitty
My mother will be in Africa til the 26th and we need to be out by the 29th... I take over her paper route while she's gone, but for now we're broke and need the money to move to another place. So if You have any donations you'd be willing to give, any amount; my paypal is setroe@gmail.com.. thanks. I have a family only section now, 10,000 fubucks to see me nekkid! WOO.

Funniest Shit In The World..
I'm out in the wonderful world of dating. I am at the stand point of really hating it. Every single I have been on a date with has promised the world in hopes of getting pussy in return. When I don't give it up, they run like Forest. Every single one I have come across is either mental or so desperate for sex they don't give two shits about anything else. They will pay for dinners and nights out on the town, or anything you please. They will throw on the charm and make you feel like a princess. Anything for the chance to get you into the sack. FUCK YOU! I know I'm sexy and I'm beautiful. I love sex, love love love sex... BUT that's not all I think about. I don't revolve my life around it. Yeah I'm bitching right now. Hell Yeah I am. I am sick and tired of going out on these lame ass dates with the expectations of sex. And I turn them down and they say "oh its okay, I want to take it slow" "I like you a lot" "Your worth the wait".... and.. then.... They never call again.

Why?
A chilly winter wind Against the windowpane… Your soft breathing as you sleep Wishing I could do the same… But alas sleep eludes me To much on my mind… Seeking answers Only time will find… Why must those I love Suffer illness and such pain? Wishing that I could Make it all right again… I am merely human No “magic wand” possessed… All I can do is pray God will do the rest…

Dear Diary...whats Up With That?
Dear Diary... ahhhhhh life on Fubar...lol...i am going to try to post a short blog on Fubar each night to comment some of the daily happenings on Fubar...hope some of them will make you laugh..some might make you sad...some might make you think. Just my opinions mind you :) To bring you up to speed...in case you missed something..lol..Fubar is a hotbed of activity! Never boring here LOL A few of our friends tragically lost children recently...my heart goes out to them. On the plus side a killer of one was caught. Then there are the "cheaters"...that seems to be a biggie lately...I agree if you cheated to get ahead you should lose your fubucks and pts..but doesnt it make you nervous to invite anyone to fubar? lol so many busted claim innocence. Auctions, giveaways and contests abound...seems to be the "IN" thing to do these days in the rush to "get ahead"...there aren't enough hrs in the day to comment bomb ALL your friends who need help but i do what i can. :)

Psychomedic's Blog
NASHVILLE, Tenn. - The Tennessee Emergency Management Agency now confirms that 31 people were killed after a series of severe storms rushed through parts of Tennessee Tuesday night. Devastation could be seen from Memphis all the way through Middle Tennessee. Tornadoes developed in several locations, causing severe damage to buildings and flipping vehicles. The storm first hit West Tennessee in Shelby County where three people died. It then traveled east taking one life in Fayette County and two lives in Madison County. Several Union University students were taken to the hospital after storms ravaged the campus. Fifty people at Jackson Oaks Retirement Center were rescued and moved to a shelter, according to the Associated Press. A Fayette County man died when the storm flipped his truck. Two dozen tractor trailer trucks overturned on Interstate 40. As the severe weather moved closer to Middle Tennessee, it claimed three lives in Hardin County. Traveling through Hic

The Innocent Girl.......
I am twenty yrs old,living in philippines right now... going through school for computer secretarial. My ultimate dream is to work with third world orphans that have incurrible diseases.If you would like to know more about me just feel free to ask. I will do something with my life, make something of myself and leave this world with something good behind. I want to work with the world..trying to make it a better place because lets face it, much improvement is needed...I have a huge heart and would do just about anything for anyone, my ultimate life would be to work in third world countries for a bit, than return buy a little farm and get a couple horses haha sounds too easy doesnt it...simple...simplicity is huge! for me at least. Have faith in yourself, love who you are and never let the world tare u down...society can be a nasty and horrible place but as long as u stand up, raise your voice and have a heart...you and everyone else will live a better, happier life. I am hereon here to

Studio 54 Contest For Blast
Contest rules for 3 day blast. 1) you MUST be a member of studio 54 2) you MUST rate ALL my pics (including nsfw) 3) you MUST comment "i want the blast" on EVERY PIC. The deadline is Friday Feb. 8th at 6pm (mountain standard time). Once the contest is over, I will review who has rated and commented and then I will choose the winner. The winner will be notified by a privite message from me. GOOD LUCK TO ALL.

Army Proud
OK, THIS IS GONNA BE MY LAST BLOG FOR AT LEAST 6 MONTHS! WOW...FEW THINGS... IF YOU NEED TO GET IN TOUCH WITH ME, TALK TO MY AMAZING BOYFRIEND. HIS NAME IS SYN AND HE'S ALL OVER MY PAGE, SO FINDING HIM WON'T BE HARD. IF YOU WANT ME TO WRITE TO YOU WHILE I'M AWAY, SEND ME YOUR ADDRESS AND SYN WILL GET IT TO ME. FOR ALL THE PETTY BITCHES WHO THINK THEY CAN HAVE MY MAN, FUCK OFF AND DIE. HE DOESN'T LOVE YOU, NEVER WILL. GET OVER IT AND MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIFE. WE HAVE, SO LET US BE HAPPY AND STOP THE DRAMA! (NONE OF US ARE IN HIGH SCHOOL) TO ALL OF MY CLOSEST FRIENDS, AND I HOPE YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, YOU ARE IN MY HEART ALWAYS AND I LOVE YOU ALL VERY VERY MUCH! TO EVERYONE ELSE, I'LL SEE YA WHEN I GET BACK! MUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHS!!!!!!!!!! Well, I'm an official member of the United States Army!!! I am employed as a Signals Collector Analist... I get to keep my rank, so I'll be going in as an E-3 (yaaaaaaaay...more $$$ for me!) I ship out on February 27th. I'll sp

Drunk Talk
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK… 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. Anti-constitutionalistically 3. Passive-aggressive disorder 4. Transubstantiate THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex. 2. Nope, no more booze for me! 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type. 4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry. 5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight? 6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke. 7. I'm not interested in fighting you. 8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool! 9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road. 10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

Love Them!
Hello my fellow Fubarians! I've got some great men you have just got to meet! First of all, my slave who has 7day blasted my ass for Valentine's Day! @};-Hopeless Romantic @};-Property of Lauria shadow leveler@};-@ fubar Secondly, CatDaddy! He's trying to godfather by Valentine's Day and has 3 day blasted my ass! =^^=CaTDaddy =^^=..Demon Crew@ fubar Pimp out brough to you by: lauria ~DWs angel~*Shadow Leveler*@ fubar Be the first to catch either blast cross the screen and get a gift (of my choice) from me!

My War
My head is throbbing, My heart is pounding, I can barely breath, It's like my heart and mind r at war with each other, My mind tells me one thing, My heart tells me another, My body is the battle field, Guns blazing, Armies screaming, My head hurts, My heart burns, My heart yells "u love her!!!", My mind screams "no u don't!!!", I'm so cold, So lonely, No arms just sheets to hold me, I'm ingulft with sorrow, Thoughts of suicide cloud my mind, My heart is breaking for yours, I long to hold you, My mind is telling me not to type this, But my heart is in control, For once in my life, I'm sorry, One last thing to say, I LOVE YOU!!!

Valentine Survey
This is a Valentine's truth survey. So DON'T lie: 1.Do you like anyone?: YES 2. Do they know that you do? THEY BETTER, ;P 3.What do you first notice about the opposite sex? EVERYTHING 4. Personality or looks? A GOOD MIX OF BOTH IS A PERFECT COMBINATION FOR ME. 5.Smart or dumb? I LIKE INTELLIGENT PEOPLE. 6. Are you flirty: I CAN BE. 7. Are you a player? I CAN BE, HAHAHAHAHA. 8. Would you get back together with any of your exes? HELL NAH. 9. Do you want a valentine?: I HAVE A COUPLE ;P 10. Have you slept over at the opposite sex's house?: YES, LOL. 11. Do you prefer group dates or single ones? I CAN GO ON BOTH, JUST DEPENDING ON THE MOOD. 12. Do you like cuddling up while watching a movie? YES. 13. Any plans for Valentine's Day? NAH. 14.What's the best valentines day present for a girl? GIVE ME DIAMONDS, HAHAHA YEAH RIGHT, ILL TAKE ONE OF THOSE BEARS THAT HAVE THE YEAR STAMPED ON IT FOOT. 15. For a guy? HAHAHAHA LET ME GUESS....

More Surveys
1.Does it matter to you if your bf/gf smokes? YUCK, SO YES. 2. How about drinking? THAT DOESNT BOTHER ME. 3. Do you want someone you can't have? NAH. 4. If someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you? YEAH. 5. Whats your favorite sport? UFC, AND FOOTBALL, (TITO ORTIZ, SAN DIEGO CHARGERS!!!!) 6. Its saturday night, you're home alone, what do you do? CHILLIN ONLINE, WATCHING TV. 7. What are you listening to right now? MUSIC. 8. Can you do splits? HELL NAH. 9. Do you like roller coasters? YES. 10. Whens the perfect time to have a boyfriend/girlfriend? LOL WTF? 11. What did you do tonight? WENT TO THE GYM WITH CHARLEE. 12. Do you have any tattoos or piercings? NO AND YES. 13. What are you doing this weekend? GO SEE MY PARENTS, TRY TO GO TO THE GYM. 14. Whats your favorite restaurant? OLIVE GARDEN 15. Do you usually fall for the right or wrong girl/boy? I PICKED A GOOD GUY ;) 16. Have you ever hugged someone? D

Black Pew
The Back Pew There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck. After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's salary. There was much yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman's additional children were costing the church Finally, the Preacher got up and spoke to the crowd, "Children are a gift from God," he said. Silence fell on the congregation. In the back pew, a l ittle old lady stood up and in her frail voice said, "Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we wear rubbers." And the congregation said, "Amen"

Stuff
What is your name?: Cheryl How old are you?: 37..yes,i am almost 40 deal with it I am. When is your Birthday?: Dec 18th What is your zodiac sign?: Sagittarius...i couldn't get an easy one to spell. Where were you born?: kansas Where do you live now?: kansas What color eyes do you have?: blue What color hair do you have?: blacj How tall are you?: 5'3 How much do you weigh? hahahaha!! What is your race?: human What is your worst fear?: losing my kids Do you smoke?: lord yes Do you drink?: Tequila and yes Do you cuss?: too much Do you use drugs?: nope Have you ever or will you ever steal?: when i was a kid and no i wont Are you dependable and/or trustworthy?: why,do you have something I need to hold on to for you? Do you play in a band or play an instrument?: nope Do you have any tattoos and/or piercings?: 6 tattoos If you had a favorite serial killer who would it be?: I can't pick just one,they all have interesting traits. Do

Lawyers
Lawyers should never ask a Southern grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you." The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. H

"i Love You Like" Poem
glitter-graphics.com " I LOVE YOU LIKE" I Love You in the mornings light, I Love You in the moon light, I Love You like the flowers need the sun light, I Love You like The waves on the shore, I Love You even more. I Love You like The lighthouse shines on the bay, I Love You more everyday. Like Us my love for you, Will always be for an eternity.

My Hawaiian Name
MY HAWAIIAN NAME 1. The first 2 letters of your name: HI 2. The first 2 letters of your middle name: JA 3. The letter i: I 4. Double the 3rd letter in your name RR 5. The letter a: A 6. Put it all together: HIJAIRRA

Democrat, Republican, Or Hill Billy?
Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck? Here is a little test that will help you decide. Scenario You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Democrat's Answer Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor! Or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carry

About Me
I'm a 22 y/o female from Australia. I have been working in Europe for about a year before coming to the U.S. I've been working here about 5 months all over the states. I'm a singer/musician/songwriter. I'm sorry guys I'm a lesbian too so no romance here not that I have the time or energy even with a girl. I'm into music of course and surfing. I've surfed since i was 8. I love the nightlife as well as quiet cozy nights at home. I cant think of anything else to say right now but I probably will later. Anyway I love to make new friends so feel free to message me and say HI. Jane xxx

Tag!
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Have fun! 1. I raise my 3 girls on my own 2. my favorite color is purple 3. I dont wear dresses, love my jeans and t-shirts! 4. I hate the cold and snow, lol ya ya ya and I live in Nebraska! 5. I love all kinds of music nut especially my country! 6. My brown eyes change colors with my mood they are almost black when Im mad! 7. Coffee is like my life line in the mornings without it Im not happy! lol 8. I am stopping the nasty habit of smoking, yay be proud of me! 9. I have severe asthma 10. Oh I snore alot lol at least thats what Im told! Passing the Torch to: Dragonlord Drake, Fu-king Bill, Dj Boogie, shad1666, Sh@an

Pieces Of Me
Two nights ago I got sideswiped and dragged by a car. It was a complete and total accident (I don't want to go into the details just yet). Anyhow... I have huge bruises on me, my whole body's sore, and the worst of it: I have cuts and road rash on my feet. The combination of those two is the most painful and worst feeling I have ever felt. I was screaming and crying for God knows how long. It felt like someone lit my feet on fire and I couldn't put it out (I was wearing flip-flops btw when it happened). I can't walk well now because of it. I had to hold on to the car til it stopped cause my feet had gone under it and I figured if let go I would get run over ( I have bruises on my arm, chest, and side to show for it). I think I got off good cause it could've been worse. Just a thought: It really amazes me how little people care. There was a car behind us that saw it happen and when it was over with, and I'm sitting in the middle of the road screaming cause I'm

Off My Brain....
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog&Mytoken=54BB2BE3-CFCE-4925-9BAF70F24990754821269558 use this link to go str8 to my MYSPACE blog page and read all my wonderfull poems and stuff that happend to me so far... i thot i was in for a deep caring position... to my suprize i was turned down the feeling hurts and the pain subsides in the sponge of ur absence making me feel worser then i did b for. yeah there is a big hole in my chest there was something there but icant remember what it was then you stand at the corner of every corner holding what i had that was mine but now is yours for the time... it beats its red and i need it back so i can get it taken from me again...

Ju_cee_su_zee Is Being Auctioned
Do You Want to Own Me? I have been wanting to get a VIP so I can add a lot more pics as well as more people on my Family list but as I don’t have a credit card and Fubar’s Paypal can’t accept Chinese Paypal (Chinese money), I have decided to Auction myself to the highest bidder. (Starting date Sat. March 1st)Anyone wishing to join in and be auctioned can send me a message and a link (and your first offer to prospective bidders) to the pic you wish to use and I will copy it and add it to the Auction. The Auction will stay open for 3 weeks and all bids will be Fubucks, blasts, VIP’s etc. Rates and comments are appreciated on all entries but the winning bid will not include any comments, as the winner of each person on offer will be the highest bidder at the close of the Auction. People being auctioned retain the right to refuse a bid if they deem it/them to be unreal or in bad taste. The 2nd highest bidder will then win. Real cash offers do not count unless the particular person

A Heart Thats Broken
My heart is broken Never more to mend My heart is broken twenty years ago My heart is broken By a lowly man My heart is broken with no steps to take My heart is broken I can love no more My heart is broken Never more to mend By Wilma Walker Feb. 7, 2008 6:15am

Odd Stories
BERLIN (Reuters) - A 21-year-old German man has been convicted of sending a photograph of his penis to an unknown woman via mobile phone, authorities said on Wednesday. "We all had a bit of a laugh when we saw the thing," said Christian Kropp, presiding judge at the court in the eastern town of Sondershausen. The woman reported the sender to police after receiving the photo attachment of the man's genitals, the court said. Officers found evidence he may have sent similar images to other women. The man did not explain his motive but expressed remorse for the photo, Kropp said. He was fined 150 euros ($220) for distributing pornographic material MINNEAPOLIS - A man who robbed a woman of her keys and cell phone, then licked her toes, was sentenced Wednesday to five years' probation. Carlton Jermaine Davis, 26, faces 21 months in prison if he fails to complete probation for the robbery charge in Ramsey County District Court. According to a criminal complaint, Davi

Might Be Mia
As of the Dr appointment today the baby still seems to be growing even though my daughter lost some weight from her last visit. Hopefully this is just a sign she is getting ready for the delivery. No signs of labor pains yet. The baby however now appears not to be turned all the way around. He is head first just face up rather then down. Depending on how things go this week the Dr may schedule a 3rd sonogram. Thanks again to all who have had my daughter and her unborn son in their prayers. Hi all, I may not be around much over the next month or two. Yesterday at the Doctors we got some news that my daughter is having complications with her pregnancy. How much i can be around will Depend on what the 2 sonograms say that we need to schedule. one sonogram is to make sure the baby is ok and the 2nd is to check on some of my daughters orgams to see if she needs surgery. We are just praying now that the baby is ok and that surgery will not be required before her due date the end of

Tagged - View My Blog
Now this came from lex - so I'm sure not all this is right and the rules may be totally wrong!! ha ha I believe the rules are... once you have been tagged, you have to post a blog with 10 random facts about yourself, then hit 5 people and leave a message on their profile saying 'Your tagged, please read my blog', you can't tag the person who tagged you... i think that's how it works lol... now 10 random facts about me??? this could take a while! lol 1: I've just come back from the doctors & she told me I was fat! 2: I have convinced a friend she's a year older than me, even though she is actually a year younger! 3: I love the smell of lemons & limes. 4: My current favourite song is "Memorial" by Pugs Atomz - but that changes all the time so by the time you read this it'll be something else! 5: I'm fat! And now it's official! 6: I'm wearing jeans. 7: I love unintentionally funny people. 8: My fave night out is friends, pub, lots of alcohol and being able to have a pointless

Medical Status
Hey Everyone people keep asking about this and i am tired of repeating myself so hey blog it! As of last week I was seen at the spinal clinic they did a series of x-rays called strech x-rays where they take films of your spine in different postions. However, they found more problems with my spine is not aligned correctly. And the spinal Steonsis is more complex then we had imagined. And with the syotic nerves in my legs being pinched my pain is out of control. After my Mri next week we are going to try the spinal Injections again, and if that doesn't work we will resort to surgery, which i am scared to death about because of all the stories i have been told about. Working is out of the question now my doctor has me on high doses of medication & Limited steps. Do not give me any sympthony on this spinal steonsis can effect anyone at anytime. this is just to let my friends know what's going on. David is still in the desert and will not be back for another week. so bare with me

Allright!
Just curious - are there any swingers out there? If so, when will the next is the next swinging party and where? I used to go to a swing club and I only remember the first word of the swing club - 'Carolina..' something. Leave me a note!

My Thoughts, Feelsing And Etc.
Well today is my first day on here and without meaning to I manged to really upset and offend some people on here. As a result of this I got myself banned from a lounge which I was enjoying being in. If there is one thing I could do differently it would be to never have mentioned the subject (which shall remain nameless) which got me banned. I really am sorry for everything I caused and hope there is no ill will between all those involved. Once again my sincerist apologies. Blood Raven

Mda Mediator
As most know I was appointed moderator of the family...that means when the drama starts it gets brought before me and I am the one you deal with to get it sorted out and fixed. A drama problem was brought before me to handle by the owner of the MDA. I tried to contact the lady involved because this was inner family. No success. The owner told her that she was to set a meeting with me by Friday and she has never tried. Since it is obvious that the person in question refuses to try and work this out, It is only fair that I submit that the person be removed from the Leveling family and friends list, as all members know the rules no drama in the family. This is my report for whoever wishes to read and comment. For family members her is the person who is being removed and yes it is on my suggestion and any problems with this should be brought to me. DJ"LoneWolf"~ ~Co Owners Personal BITCH@ NO LIMITS~Owner of TL FL B Kindred To WhiteWolf@ fubar Thank you very much for yo

Complicated Is Life
Why is it no matter how hard you try to please everyone it never works? Why is it in your process of making everyone happy you forget about yourself? Why is it no matter how many people you want to make happy the one that you 100% for sure you want to spend the rest of your life with winds up hating you? Why do you change who you are after someone close to you dies? Why can't I just get on with my life? Why can't I get her out of my mind no matter how hard I try? Why can't she see the way I cry?

Ive Been Tagged
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Have fun! 1. I play drums and love jazz and blues- When at home I play in my underwear. 2. I masterbate way too much... 3. I eat both white and dark meat... (Chicken) 4. I love IFC, AMC, and TCM old movies kick ass 5. I hate feet, little fluffy dogs, and okra. 6. I am a huge Korn, Toadies, Deftones, and Rage Against the Machine fan! 7. i dont like rap but love R&B if it has a good bass line i can boink to it i like it. 8. Ive had sex in some wierd ass places, Goat barn during the fair (with a woman), In the backseat of a car while cruising town. On the football field after my last game as a senior. The dam at rocky fork lake... i

Military Honors...
11-11-2008 I wrote this blog @ the beginning of the year...thought it would be worth sharing again on veterans day! Enjoy...Beav Two weeks ago I was in Vegas for business, I had been in town about 5 days,it seemed like a frickin life time, anyway, my luck was very good this trip. I had went out for dinner with a client at the ESPNZone and afterward a group of us decieded to walk over to the Tropicana to try our luck there. While we were walking that direction we noticed groups of Marines,dressed in their blues. Inside the Tropicana it became evident that all of the Marines where staying at the Tropicana. I asked one of them what was going on and he said they had just returned from Iraq and they were having a military ball. They were stationed at 29 Palms... I took off to gamble after visiting with that young Marine,one thing stuck in my mind! He was just a kid.I wondered if I looked like such a baby face when I served. Fate and luck was on my side once again. I hit over a

Woman?
I need a thug miss phattie girl with brown eyes that 5'5 ghetto love with thick hips and thick thighs stilletto dyme with thaick lips that catch eyes its no surprise if you fit the description Im wishin and itchin to get the chance to be yo man you aint gotta be roxanne ma do yo dance give the girl a hand eyes locked I knew Id have her goin first glance as I chilled in my b-boy stance I spotted you hangin witcha girls gettin you amped I followed suit meeting on half the distance bringin love to existance granting all of ya wishes fullfilling ya dreams I felt like luther when I thought about the time we shared just to dance with the man who brought pleasure to any affair a real drag hardly ever considered a square brought a boy to a man took a stand to be therea lot of times ur eyes where there so discipline was like the beating of a head on a snare payin all fares in life really got me focused believein that aint no reason to fix something if nothins broken achieve great was ur forte s

Confederate Bombers Please Read
Just want to let the Management of the Confederates and the members to know. After receiving a letter from Management that seemed to be trying to point the finger at me because of The Watcher leaving the family I feel that I need to say a few things. I don’t want to cause any drama seems the one of the Confederates can enough of that and one of their key things is no drama in the family? I could come back with comments to prove somethings in the letter I was sent are wrong. The reason I am not going to say much on this letter I was sent is because, maybe there is some misunderstanding on both our parts. Unless we could talk as adults then I have nothing more to say on this. If management would like to talk to me please contact me for further discussion. As far as Cherokee goes she has attacked Watcher on fubar and yahoo. She has also put out some crazy stuff on me. Well I am not going to say much here either than you prove to people what you are Cherokee by your drama. Now I coul

Pomes
distante thunder on the horizon..a storm is brewing in my soul...i can feel it's power,i can feel my other self trying to come threw..what do i do when the thunder come's???let it happen or not,,let it happen or not??..i'm lost with what to do..the thunder of my own heart beat scares me..i feel it's about to explode...the thunder get's louder and louder it come's faster and faster...i start to cry and i don't know why....thunder booming in my soul...would someone tell me why??tell me why i have this thunder in my soul................ you beat her use her and mentally abuse her,but she stay's.she has a undieing devotiin to you but you hurt..why?all she want's is peace but you give her hell..people say she should leave..but she won't or is it can't??one day he will kill you her mother predict's..and the very next she silit's her wrist's. she lie's for him...she would die for him...soon she can't take it her heart is breaking...she get's a gun and say's i'm done....she pull's the trigger.

My Pictures
I recently added some awesome pictures to an album marked Blood Pictures. They are NSFW and you can look if you want. I find them very sexy and erotic not only because of the blood but because of the excellent photography. Someone told me the pictures were weird and I may be a little disturbed, and that he didn't find death and suicide hot. So my question to my mummer riends who know me best, am I sick and twisted? (Damn, I so should have sent this to Ask Chantilly)

This Life Of Mine 16
It took me long enough! Or should I say....it took my cellphone company long enough? I finally changed my sms texting plan to be unlimited for my whole family. Now we can text anyone we want as many times as we want for $35.00 a month! Before I was paying for separate plans and it was limited. Now I don't have to worry about my kids going over by 10,000 texts and it costing $1,000 extra a month, lol! Also, I have finally hit old. Do you know why? I have been having a hard time reading anything with my contacts in because my contacts are for distance and reading as you know, is up close. I had to break down and buy reading glasses today!!! They are cute though. They are pink. I will have to take a picture with me wearing them....maybe naked? lol Kisses Martin! ~ciao baby~ Finally a day without sick kids at home. Yipppeeee! I need a quiet day for once. Time to run a couple of errands and time to maybe exercise. I said maybe! I thought I was coming down with

Contest-plz Read
There is still about another week left in this contest. I think it ends somewhere around Valentines Day. Please stop by and leave me a few comments. I know people hate these things and they're a pain in the butt. I normally don't enter contests but I am doing it to help a friend out as he is not far from leveling to become godmother (lvl 25) For those of you that have helped me so far, thank you so much. For those that haven't I'm only asking for a couple comments. Come on, you've already made it this far!! Just click on my picture below and it will take you to where the comments are needed! xoxo ~E aka "That Girl" I'm in a new contest, Please click on the picture below and leave me a few comments if you have a minute or two to spare it would be greatly appreciated! Much love ~That Girl

Help My Friend!!!
HE NEEDS YOUR HELP ***************** OK PEOPLE MY FRIEND IS IN A CONTEST AND HE NEEDS ALL WHAT HE CAN GET SO PLEASE CLICK ON HIS LINK AND HELP HIM OUT WITH A RATE AND AS MUCH AS YA CAN GIVE COMMENTS, I REALLY APPRECIATE IT AND ALL THE LOVE WILL BE RETURNED. THANK YOU SO MUCH AND HAVE A FABULOUS EVENING AND WONDERFUL UPCOMING WEEKEND! THIS ANNOUNCEMENT BROUGHT TO YOU BY: ~♥~Misbehavin2~♥~@ fubar

Scam!!
New Credit Card Scam - Snopes.Com says this is true. See this site - http://www.snopes.com/crime/warnings/creditcard.asp Or this one: http://WWW.truthorfiction.Com/rumors/p/phishing.htm This one is pretty slick since they provide YOU with all the information, except the one piece they want. Note, the callers do not ask for your card number; they already have it. This information is worth reading. By understanding how the VISA & MasterCard Telephone Credit Card Scam works, you'll be better prepared to protect yourself. One of our employees was called on Wednesday fr om 'VISA', and I was called on Thursday from 'Master Card'. The scam works like this: Person calling says, 'This is (name), and I'm calling from the Security and Fraud Department at VISA. My Badge number is 12460. Your card has been flagged for an unusual purchase pattern, and I'm calling to verify. This would be on your VISA card which was issued by (name of bank). Did you purchase an Anti-Tel

Because I Love You......
Hey to all of my friends and family... Just wanted to let you all know that tomorrow I am leaving on vacation for a few days. Shane and I are going to visit his parents in Florida, as well as taking a little side trip to Seaworld and Islands of Adventure. Then...when we get back, he will be flying home to pack. (Yes, I said pack! :) :) :)!!!!!) I will be making room for his "stuff" in other words, and then driving out there to meet him so that we can drive back together. We are taking that "next step" and he is moving in..YIKES...but I am so very happy!! If you don't see me around much, no worries, I am fine, and I will still be here, just not as often and only for a few weeks. I love you all!!! Have a GREAT week!! Oh, and I will say hi to Shamu from all of you! :) Lately I have been thinking alot about "online friendships". Some say they are not REAL..and for the most part, I probably will not meet most of you in the flesh. But that doesn't mean that I care

Great Friend !!
Friends are like shoes You can never have too many yet friends are like watches One can be plenty Friends are like the Army To serve and to protect But they are also like the Navy To whom we all respect Friends are like big dogs Loyal, fun, and true And friends are like padded bras They're very supportive of you Friends are like chocolate bars Good for the healing and sweet Friends are like Halloween candy A rare and special treat Friends are like binoculars To help keep your goals in sight Friends are also like candles When it's dark they give you light Friends are like erasers They're there for your mistakes Friends are like cereal They're more then good their great! HEY EVERYONE SUGARSPICE NEEDS OUR HELP IN LEVELING TO FU-QUEEN~ SHE HAS HELPED ALOT OF US OUT SO NOW ITS TIME TO SHOW HER THE LOVE BACK LETS MAKE HER FU QUEEN SHE IS AN AWESOME FRIEND AND SO DESERVES IT JUST CLICK THE PIC BELOW By Hunter~ ♠ Dirty south Crew ♠

Tag Youre It!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1 I'm the oldest of my siblings, I have 2 sisters 2 I was a bartender / bar manger for 15 years 3 I'm a big kid when it comes to Disney movies 4 I like cooking dinners for friends 5 I once had sex in a elevator 8-P I 'm breaking the rules on who I can Tag . That's me I'm a rule breaker . lmao I , tag Em , Goddess , Phoenix, §W€€T ÇH€RØK€€ , & Ra , Ra , Rhonda

The Kiss...
The kiss Written By ME As I look down, My vision locks upon your, Beautiful majestic brown eyes, Everything else fades away, Into one big blur. All I can see are those, Big brown eyes, Looking back at me. I lean forward, Getting close, Soo close, I can feel your breath, Upon my cheek. I pause, For just a brief moment, Just to sense your lips, Drawing closer to mine. I move in closer and closer, Until my lips caress your, Rose petal lips, Ever soo softly. We pull away, To move closer together, Our breath deepening. Our lips open more and more, As if they were awaiting permission, Permission for our tongues, To say, Yes to a dance. We pull away, To move closer and closer, Our tongues and lips, Dancing together, Caressing each other, Holding each other, Becoming more and more, Passionate with each, Embrace. Our lips, Our bodies, Our souls, Melting together, To become one… With every kiss, We share, I lose a small, Piece

Family Bulletin
RockstarBy NickelbackBest Video Codes Just a little ol Bulletin from good old Agent Smith ,each and every one of these people are really awesome people to me,so iam asking that if you get chance Fan Rate and Add each of them,you wont be let down,they are all top notch friends and family,real quality people. I would also like to thank each and every one of my fu-friends for all the fun we have on this crazy site!!!! below are all the links to the awesome people,check them all out,it will be worth it trust Agent Smith ~MAGICKME~@ fubar †ŞħãĐØŴ† {owner of NBSD}@ fubar Wonder Woman@ fubar ~Tiger~Goddess~Lady~ ~Club F.a.r.~@ fubar tainted*kiss founder of NBSD@ fubar fatz THE EVICTOR(hotties r us)@ fubar

Underwear...
Underwear Written By me I do not care What type Of underwear A young woman May wear. Are they A rare pair Of underwear? I do not care! Are they A spare pair Of underwear? I do not care! Do you Have a tear in Your favorite pair Of underwear? I do not care! Can you see hair Through that tear? I do not care! It is not fair, When a woman Dares to go bare. I tend to stare. I like it when A woman wears No underwear! Does she use Nair? I do not care! As long as I do not receive a scare, When it is time to share, What is under that Underwear!

Eye Pools...
Eye Pools Written By me I fell into your eyes. I can not look away. I want to stay for an infinite eternity. I fear to wake from this fantasy of pure ecstasy, For my vision of heavenly beauty, I may lose, To a new reality. If I shall lose my vision of sheer loveliness, My heart shall pain me More deeply than the heart Of a poet should Ever endure. Our meeting, Our fate, Is pure destiny. For I have never felt eyes As intense as yours. I want to speak, But I feel as if Your eyes Have read every page, Have read every note, Have read every word In my mind. The only question left is, “Will you be mine?”

My Wife
It's been alil over 1 week and I think that we will make it to the death.. I love jamie so much and I will kill you if you try to take her from me again(you all know who you are) so dont even think of trying!! We are so close its unreal..... I mean I thought we were close the last time but it's alot different this time around we actually agree on shit and not argue... We have only sorta argued ounce and it feels kinda good knowing that we aren't afraid to express our feelings with out anger!!! well My name is Matt and I want all the males to know that Jamie Marie Hoffman is MINE so back the fuck off or I will find you and then....... well you get it dont you??? Jamie Marie Osborne is my other half and I Love it. She always makes me laugh and smile everytime I look at her. Ever since we got back together the first time I must admit I wasnt the man I knew I could be to her and It killed us both. We argued and fighted constantly and it was pushing us apart!! Eventually it got to much fo

A Little Smile...
The Hormone Guide Women will understand this! Men should memorize it! Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other! DANGEROUS: 1st line SAFER: 2nd line SAFEST: 3rd line ULTRA SAFE: Have some wine What's for dinner? Can I help you with dinner? Where would you like to go for dinner? Here, have some wine. Are you wearing that? Wow, you sure look good in brown! WOW! Look at you! Here, have some wine What are you so worked up about? Could we be overreacting? Here's my paycheck. Here, have some wine. Should you be eating that? You know, there are a lot of apples left. Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that? Here, have some wine. What did you DO all day? I hope you didn't over-do it today. I've always loved you in that

Tag Your It!!!!
I was Tagged by BigMule Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I have a 24 year old son. 2. I love the color purple. 3. I work as a management agent for 2 apt. complexes. 4. I love roses (love to have dozen purple roses) 5. Im a big fan of the Cleveland Browns. 6. Im very claustrophobic. 7. My favorite drink is sex on the beach. 8. I have never been in a limo. 9. I just had 2 total knee replacements. 10.God is the answer to all!!

Questions
Would you kiss me? [ ] Hell Yea [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe [ ] already did(hehe) Would you do me? [ ] In an instant! [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe [ ] you look to sweet to fuck [ ] already did Am I attractive? [ ] Heck no [ ] hot as Hell [ ] Fine [ ] Cute [ ] Okay I think ur pretty [ ] Sexy [ ] Ugly! Do you think im a virgin? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Don't know Name one thing you would like to do to me... 4 things you would like to know about me? 1.) 2.) 3.) 4.) If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] maybe Would you rather.. [ ] Hook up with me [ ] Cuddle with me [ ] Date me [ ] Marry me [ ] Friends [ ] Do me What kind of underwear are you wearing right now? [ ] boxers [ ] whitie tighties [ ] thongs [ ] g-string [ ] granny panties [ ] boy shorts [ ] none What's ur favorite position? On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [ ] 1 [ ] 2 [ ] 3 [ ] 4 [ ] 5 [ ] 6 [ ] 7 [ ] 8 [ ]

Band Stuff
For about the past 2 years, I've been a part of something really true to my heart. I've been a Metallica fan since 1982 (wow, do I feel old now) and am damn proud of the fact that I get to go out each night and play the music that has inspired, entertained, and supported me through the majority of my life... the music of METALLICA!! For the curious, the 2 videos on my profile are of WHIPLASH in action. If you dig what you see/hear, please take thetime to check us out at: www.myspace.com/whiplashbandpa METAL!!

Tag! You're It!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. This is my first blog here ever, lol 2. I got kicked out of Canada. 3. I can drink coffee fixed any way and enjoy it. 4. I was raised in an S.D.A. school until I was kicked out in my sophmore year. 5. Spelling is and has always been a weak point for me. Maybe it's beause I'm slightly lysdexic. 6. I love to cook for others but will rarely do it for just myself. 7. I lived in 6 different states by the time I was 12 and I do not have military parents. 8. My worst habit is procrastinating. 9. I have horrible handwriting. 10. I love to read. I Tag WCT, Rudes Slave Cherie, Satyr, Bill, Draconis

Another Jealous Fu
SexyMan88: You know some of your pictures, look like you are ready to receive the money shot. ->SexyMan88: that it is SexyMan88: So be it. ->SexyMan88: d00d ur adding on SexyMan88: You're going to blog it? Geez, I thought I was a dork. You are King Dork. ->SexyMan88: I'm gonna blog this funny shit ->SexyMan88: yeah ok SexyMan88: You would be careful... But I wouldn't. ->SexyMan88: that's why I have 3 not 1 SexyMan88: And it isn't even really you personally... Just all people with pierced tongues ->SexyMan88: I'd be careful what you say ->SexyMan88: thnx SexyMan88: You look like an idiot.

Tag Your It....
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I've never ever broken a bone... 2. I have this pet peeve about children not having their shirts tucked in during the winter... 3. I hate when people walk down the wrong side of the mall.. 4. Got married and started smoking when i was 20 years old...Got divorced and quit smoking 11 years later... 5. I never close the door when in the bathroom or in bedroom, if at all possible...I dont like closed doors.. 6. Clowns scare me bigtime... 7. I love the sun, but am alergic (its a photo allergy)... 8. My first car was a Monte Carlo 1976...it was huge...I paid 1000 bux cash for it..used 9. I used to dye my hair blonde for 1

Cowboys Lounge
Introducing ~*COWBOYS Lounge*~!!! Lounge for Dallas Cowboys Fans... This will NOT be a seasonal lounge!!! It will be open all year long. (Not just open during football season!!!) All football fans are welcomed to come visit tho!!! lol *CLICK LOGO BELOW to ENTER COWBOYS Lounge* ~MUSIC PROVIDED BY PIMPIN RADIO~ (repost of original by 'DJ KëvDög {LaUrEn's Man} *PIMPIN Radio*' on '2008-02-07 10:52:50')

Cwp
=== 'DJ PARANOIA~FU Husband 2 DJ Majik~Mtman626~Co Owner Club Wicked Paranoia' spewed forth the following at '2008-02-07 11:13:29'.. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > COME JOIN US !!! > > Enter a new dimension of fun and excitement. You'll never wanna leave once you have entered!Club Wicked Paranoia wants to Rawk you away!Get in here now! It is quite simple.....Click on the pic below! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Come let us RAWK you at > Club Wicked Paranoia!!!! > Where everyone is family!!! > > > > > > > > (repost of original by 'DJ PARANOIA~FU Husband 2 DJ Majik~Mtman626~Co Owner Club Wicked Paranoia' on '2008-02-06 21:13:56') > (repost of original by 'DJ Sexi Lexi ~Manager @ Club Wicked Paranoia ~ Fu-Wife of 210 Juggalo ~' on '2008-02-06 21:14:45') > (repost of original by 'DJ PARANOIA~FU Husband 2 DJ Majik~Mtman626~Co Owner Club Wicked Paranoia' on '2008-02-07 09:22:54') > (r

Woohooo
MyHotComments IF UR GOING TO LOOK AT MY PAGE OR MY PICS AT LEAST RATE THEM IF U GOT A PROBLEM WITH ME LET ME KNOW DONT HATE CAUSE I HAVE HIM NOW BACK OFF AND MOVE ON I KNOW I AM HOT BUT HEY UR NOT MY TYPE COME TO THE VAMPIRES DEN FOR GREATS MUSIC AND GREAT PEOPLE CLICK THE PIC BELOW TO ENTER POWERED BY INSOMNIAC RADIO

Hunter_raiyne Needs Toasted!
Working on figuring this "happening" Place out. It sure looks like fun and dfinitely can get me in the mood! Haven't been on in a while. All is good. The wedding date is set for Jan 27!!! 2009

Getting Settled
So just moved into my new apartment.... sorry i havent been online much but until i get things into its place i just dont feel like i can rest... things are crazy with my mother intown also...and my kid...i missed him but wowzers hes gotten louder.... but yeah dont have alot of time to sit here just wanted to take a quick break and maybe put up an update for those who care.... i will t2yl

What I Think...
I know a lot of you have opinions on rating pics, and that the tradition is that a picture either gets a rating of "10" or doesn't get rated at all. However, if that is so, then why have numbers 1-9 available for ratings? Wouldn't it simply be easier to have a "thumbs up" or "thumbs down" rating system? Frankly, I think that if a particular picture is rated at less than "10" then the person who did the rating is well within his or her right to rate it as such. That said, it doesn't necessarily mean that the person being rated is unattractive, or even unattractive to the person doing the rating. It may well be that the photo is simply not 10-worthy, and for reasons other than the person IN the photo. I, personally, tend to see the tradition of "rate it a 10 or don't rate it" as, somehow, Political Correctness run amok in the world of Fubar. At any rate, I say, "be nice, but be truthful, also." Enjoy the day!

Alone
she lies alone. The quiet is all too deafening. It's all there is. To one side of hers the phone. Talk. To the other. The computer, chat. Neither is comforting. "It doesn't matter" she thinks. Nothing matters. Nothing ever will. Near her, all around her, is the faint scent of despair. she looks for something to hold onto. There’s nothing. Nothing. Nothing except the silence, the quiet. "I should get up." she thinks. "What’s the point?" is what follows. Her hands tremble. she wants to cry, but she can't. It's almost as if she's immune to the situation. "Stiff upper lip," she thinks "Stiff upper lip" It doesn't help Nothing seems to help. she searches for something more to hold onto. Anything. All she finds are her thoughts. They're no help. All they seem to do is make her sad. shes all alone just quick note.. say, i wont be on for couple days or so..need a break. Will check msgs..then be gone.

Blog Tag
TAG YOUR IT!!! Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. Tag is harder than it use to be :p 2. Good friends can make you smile even on the crappiest of days. 3. Closing your eyes does not make the world disappear. lol 4. Take a little time every day to see the world through the innocent eyes of the very young. 5. Words don't mean as much when you don't follow through with action. 6. There are no do-overs in life.. but who would really want to. 7. Big boobs aren't as fun as you would think. ;) 8. There are very few "have to dos" in this lifetime and sometimes you don't have to do 10 and can just get 8! ok ok :p 9. People are basically the same.. wanting accept

In An Auction
why is it that everytime i think i've found someone i can be with something gets in the way of that? this girl was/is everything i could want in another person. i give her space cause she mentioned feelings for another guy. i just dont get why i cant get out of this damn friend spot i always seem to find myself in. oh well i'm stoppin here. hey everybody i just entered an auction. plz go bid on me. http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1117155&albumid=833513&i=210573065

Juggalo Mafia!!!
I'M IN A CONTEST....ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CLICK ON THE PIC AND LEAVE AS MANY COMMENTS AS YOU CAN!!! I'M IN A CONTEST AND I NEED YOUR HELP...ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CLICK THE PIC AND LEAVE AS MANY COMMENTS AS YOU CAN!!!

Goodbye To Hopes And Dreams :(
Guess in life from the very moment were born were taught to believe in love ... lil did they tell us that one day u would find it and it would all be ripped away from u because of fear ...i was always taught to forgive the person u love not just anyone u love "the one " u love ... i ran into the one i know is the one for me ...but every lil mistake i do is wrong and it ends up getting me kicked out and while i know i made the mistake but isnt love supposed to conquer all? and i mean how do we know that this isnt one of gods tests to see what we do with the sit. and how can we make the best of it ... to me this person has made mistakes which have led me to have feelings that i just had to try and prove wrong in any other time i wouldnt forget but with him i feel he is my true soul mate and my dumbass can still see it all workin out ...ive never been one to keep the faith as strongly as i am now and have never really seen or felt it the way i do now guess it takes mistakes to see it

Mistr3ss's Hop
COME VISIT MISTR3SS’S HOUSE OF PAIN!!!!!!!! ^^^^^Click image to ENTER ^^^^^ . HELP WANTED FOR DJ'S AND PROMOTERS!!!!! CUM VISIT AND TALK TO MISTR3SS OR WILD ABOUT WHAT JOBS WE HAVE FOR YOU!!!!! COME VISIT MISTR3SS’S HOUSE OF PAIN!!!!!!!!

Chance To Win A 3 Day Blast Please Read For More Info
Im accounce that im haven a contest given away a 3 day blast for all MEMBERS who goes to my profile give all 11s on my photos comments all of them adds me as there freinds and family until the the contest ends witch is will be on monday the 11th im sorry that sounds stupid but im just wanting to get more freinds on here and fans got an questions sb me

The Distance
The Distance They say love can stand the test of time, There is nothing that two people cannot over come, A great love will never parish, Distance is an obstacle that is too great for some, Even though our love is only new, And the distance between us is great, There is a feeling inside my heart, A feeling that makes two hearts come together as one, I have no doubt in my mind, And no reason for rear, I know someday soon, My love will be near, I lie awake each night, Thinking of only you, Knowing deep inside, That our love is true, I know we can make this work, And one day be together, For you are my heart, And I will love you forever.

Doctors!! :(
Hey Everyone... Yesterday and today, most of you saw that my status was sick and doctors... as most of you know, I don't get sick often. I get migraines, but not sick. Well, on Wednesday, I had a siezure on Wednesday. I am scheduled for a CT Scan Friday afternoon and off to see a Neurologist next week. I may not be at the computer much over the next few days. Staring at the monitor hurts my head and I have been sleeping a lot. Please be patient with me if I don't respond to Shouts... send a PM instead please. :) I will keep everyone informed on whats going on. With Love To All... *~AngL~*@ fubar Ok. I just got home from my appointment with the Neurologist. Man let me tell ya, the anxiety of this appointment was to say the least, overwhelming. My Blood Pressure was 175/110 the first time, and then the second time 158/108. Can we tell I was nervous? Well, speaking with the Neurologist, he diagnosed me with Seizure Disorder. He also told me that I have NO dri

The Dream
hey all I am up for auction at 504 bourbon street. I am offering a lot here is the list. Rate all pics 11's 3 SFW salutes a daily profile comment, an Audio Drop saying I am owned by .......... Added to Family while owned 5 morphs 2 big pimpin gifts 5 regular gifts daily and I will keep you shitfaced while owned if bids go over 6 month VIP I will add more as of right now high bid is a 30 day blast so come check me out and good luck to all of you Her dark hair flowing gently over her shoulders, Her beautiful browns eyes sparkle in the light, Her lips glistening as she smiles at me, Her teeth so beautifully white, She gently caresses my cheek with her soft hands, As she leans in to kiss my awaiting lips, I gently lean in to accept her tasty kiss, As I caringly put my hands on her hips, She whispers to me quietly I love you, As she starts to shiver to my touch, I move closer to her ear and reply, I love you too, so very much, As we lie there in a tig

Photo Effects
Have you seen these photo effects? Ever thought hey I want one of those...well here is your chance! I will make which ever one you want for just $1000 fubucks each! Go here to see the different effects you can choose from: http://fubar.com/images.php?u=1377182&albumid=840540&idx=0 And decide which #effect you want and fupal the fubucks to me with the number of effect you want and a link to the photo you want me to use. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I WILL NOW OFFER FOR THOSE WHO DO NOT WISH TO SEND THE 1000 FUBUCKS...FOR EVERY 100 OF MY PHOTOS THAT YOU RATE A 10 I WILL MAKE YOU ONE PHOTO EFFECT FOR FREE! OR IF YOU RATE 100 PHOTOS 11 I WILL MAKE YOU TWO! WHEN YOU FINISH RATING FOR EFFECTS SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE WITH THE LINK(

Pagan
ALEXANDRIAN WICCA: Founded by Alex Sanders in England. Alex claimed to have been initiated as a Hereditary Witch by his grandmother, when he was seven years old in 1933, but critics claim many Alexandrian rituals are almost identical to Gardnerian ones, with a little more emphasis on ceremonial magic. The tradition\'s rituals, while basically Gardnerian, are modified with many Judeo-Christian and Ceremonial Magick elements. Covens work skyclad. The eight Sabbats are observed and the Goddess and God are revered. Alexandrian Wiccans are considered to be Traditional Witches who trace their line of initiatory descent from Alex and Maxine Sanders, through a line of Alexandrian High Priests and High Priestesses, according to the Alexandrian Book of Shadows, and who practice the Alexandrian Tradition of Wicca. ALGARD WICCA: Mary Nesnick, an American who was initiated into both Gardnerian and Alexandrian traditions, combined them in 1972 and created a new tradition called Algard. AMERICA

Tag Your It
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I hate getting my face wet except when i am taking a shower. 2. I love peanut butter and banana sandwiches. 3. I've never been on a real vacation (somewhere hot). 4. I have 3 siblings, one younger half brother, a older half brother and a older sister. 5. I lost my virginity at 16 years old. 6. I eat raw hot dogs. 7. I have had major heart surgery when i was 17 years old to fix a hole in my heart and to patch a valve that didn't close. 8. I have been clinically dead for 4 hours (when i had my heart surgery.) 9. I have to eat sunflower seeds when i read a book. 10. I am a fubar addict. I tag Man

I Am A Geek, But This Rocks!
The coolest thing happened to me on the ride home from work today. I was tooling down I-94, through Dearborn, when the song "I am Proud To Be an American" came on the radio. It had been a long damn day, and that was the picker-upper that I needed. So me being the cute one that I am, I started singing at the TOP OF MY LUNGS! Now, Dearborn is a Predominantly Arab area, and here I am screaming I am Proud To be an American! they all looked really funny at me as they passed by, but here is the kicker.... A car full of people from Louisiana were side by side with me on the freeway, and all 4 of them were singing it too!They laughed when they saw me mouthing the words, and it was a great moment! GOD BLESS AMERICA! Thanks for reading....lol!

Weekend Warrior
Well this Fri - Sun. I'll be gone for reserve training. As always, much love to my friends, and hope you have a good one. I'll be back Mon. after some rest to catch up with everyone and cruise Mummland. Until then, Sil And to any Marine, or spouse of reading this SEMPER FI

Diary Of A Snow Shoveler Hahaha
December 8 -- 6:00 PM It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses print. So romantic we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow! December 9 We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can there be a more lovely place in the whole world? Moving here was the best idea I've ever had! Shoveled for the first time in years and felt like a boy again. I did both our driveway and the sidewalks. This afternoon the snowplow came along and covered up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I got to shovel again. What a perfect life! December 12 The sun has melted all our lovely snow. Such a disappointment! My neighbor tells me not to worry- we'll definitely have a white Christmas. No snow on Christmas would be aw

My Poetry! Yay!
i thought of you in the night my love, and the urge to explore my own playground, grew more unbareable when i remeber your gentle strokes i crave like a cat in heat, when i imagine your body up against mine, and i began to wonder if you remember the light scratches upon your back? do you remember the pleasent filled moans outside your ear? or how about my tonge and kisses up and down your neck? i'll tell you what i remember my love, i remebered a lovely pain that filled my warmest space yes, u have become my greatest most pleasurable sin in other words my sweetest temptation ur "experience" makes me want to give you all that u could ever want anyway that u should want it. i want to follow u into a sea of exstacy i apologize if this may be to much, but u gave me hard question, and now in return, i give you my wet answer :) FOR ALL LOVERS WHO LOVE REAL LOVE. (THAT MEANS US BABY). HAVE A PEACFUL DAY i LOST THE INNOSENCE IN MY EYES ALONG TIME AGO. I CAN ALMOST PIN POIN

To My So Called "friends"
this goes out to ev1, friends and family. im not here for popularity, or points.....im here to have fun and joke around, and yes i do speak my mind, so if you all dont like it......delete me now and i have 2 words on your way out.....FUCK YOU!!!!!!!

My Weary Soul
Though I try I cannot speak For in your presence I am weak I search for words I cannot find It seems as though I’ve lost my mind I feel the shame I cannot bear As I am trapped beneath your stare Your eyes see deep within my heart I feel you rip my soul apart The darkness surges through my veins As I still wear your hellish reigns You act as if I’m just a toy Convincing me I must destroy My life pours out like desert sands While I am gripped inside your hands There’s nothing I can say or do I’ll never get away from you Yet still I try and still I fight Ever searching for the light I’d dare to say that I am blessed If I could simply find some rest

Please Read My Name
Just posting a real quick comment. I log onto this site MAYBE EVERY 3-4 months. I am not a real active member, THAT is why I have it right on the front, that I will not be online-this site-that much. I know some of you are on Wildkats train, and just approved you, but seriously guys, if you are just requesting for the Trains, or want more #'s on your page. I would suggest NOT requesting a friend add right now...I don't hang out here. If you want to chat when I am online...and that's not much.....yahoo is azure_eyed_blonde or you can find me on Facebook. Later, Deb

Kids Say The Darndest Things
So today was day two in carrying out the lesson plan I made for Geometry (which I'm teaching to the fourth grade class I'm assigned to. Basically I'm having the students make short skits using the geometry terms in groups of three or four. One of the groups was having trouble deciding what to do so I started spouting off possible scenarious they could try. They decided they liked the idea of a game show. They quickly set to work on creating what they thought would be a good cross between funny and informational. I was relieved since these three students did not originally want to work together. Well, they began thinking that two of them would be contestants on the show and one of them would be the host. Well, the little boy that wanted to be the host is one of our students who loves to be funny and silly and creative...he felt that the only girl in the group should be the "nerd" that knew all the answers and the other boy in the group should be the "cool homie." The three deb

Eenie Meenie Minee Moe
has anyone ever actually tried to do this? :D personally, and I will be dead honest here (otherwise I might just plain be dead, lol), I would not have the balls to try. just think, a tiger has how many toes? 20? You catch one, you still have nineteen more to worry about, PLUS its teeth, lol... Nope, I would not have the balls to even try it :D

No Name For It Want To Name It
A thunderous silence breaks through my thoughts. What was once many great ideas is now a triumph, lost. Baffling words tumble through my mind. Reflections of darkness hover. A disturbing peacefulness beckons to me, and inside myself, I take cover. What would it be like to stay there forever? To be lost in all my cares? From the inside, looking out - I cry silent tears.

Lost Longing
In this heartless creation It is hard to understand Why some souls choose to wander Forgetting Yet I am lost without wandering My love is a ghost Ancient - with wisdom Vital - with tears Not able to move on Unable to let go It's hard to remember a love You don't recognize in this life Yet the memory is without thought Agony - without knowledge This love - is without mercy Passing through eternity Life to the next Forever searching In a labyrinth of whispers For a blissful love Lost Longing for the touch I'll sense when I feel Whispering to my heart Comforting this stoned soul Our love burns within me But I am lost in the shadows This entity of dreams Forever killing me I believe this love is eternal The flame will not relinquish Forever circling me The very matter of my existence But for now I simply breath Awaiting your rescue Music - bonding our souls Pain - stirring the memories While silence shouts out this melody

Heartless
Heartless Love Heartless statues, Dauntless cowards Sunshine darkens my empty, Bruised soul Silence echoes off the wall Desireless passion and cruel love, Run away from fear, Fly like a black dove. Resentful anger makes you crave What you can't own.

Trapped (1991)
No space around me Stifling walls Closing off my view Numbing thoughts Aching soul Suffocating dreams Memory stirs Pain wells up Trapping me again Nowhere to go But inside myself Devoid of any aim Too scared to move Barriers raised Hearts freedom restrained Tentative Withdrawing hand Fear of hurt again Thick breath and clouds Within my head Oppressive atmosphere Numbing thoughts Aching soul Suffocating dream Jerry 6/30/91

My 2 Cents....
Come one, come all! You no longer have to hide amonst the shadows! Whether you're a vampire, or just pigmentally challenged.....Come rock out in a lounge that matters!! We can't wait to see what you taste like. We've been waiting for you!!

Project X - Cars' @ 100 Mpg -- 2009 Models
from site link: http://editorial.autos.msn.com/article.aspx?cp-documentid=450035&topart=hybrids ********************************** Project 'X' Cars The Automotive X PRIZE is offering millions for a 100-mpg car, but it will take more than high mileage to claim it. By Jacob Gordon of TreeHugger.com The Alé from FuelVapor Technologies runs on fumes and goes 0-60 in under five seconds. In 2009 carmakers from around the world will go head-to-head in a race to prove they can deliver a 100-mpg car. Big names and hopeful hacks alike will have to show that their vehicles are not only economical and green, but economically realistic and practical. "Our competition is not about concept vehicles. Our competition is not about science experiments," says Don Foley, the senior director of the Automotive X PRIZE (AXP for short). The race is about proving to the world that ultra-efficient cars are not only possible, but safe, affordable, and desirable for mainstream Americans. T

Friend's That Aren't
friends love drama friends like it when guys call them momma friends have shit to talk friends have a fake walk friends lie friends cry friends say they love you friends though really hate you friends think they're the shit friends always have a fit friends act 10 feet tall friends are not your friends at all

Se7en Sins Members
ENVY Like greed, envy is characterized by an insatiable desire; they differ, however, for two main reasons. First, greed is largely associated with material goods, whereas envy may apply more generally. Second, those who commit the sin of envy desire something that someone else has which they perceive themselves as lacking. Dante defined this as "love of one's own good perverted to a desire to deprive other men of theirs." Dante's concept of envy is roughly equivalent to the meaning of the German word "schadenfreude," or to delight in the misfortune of others. In Dante's Purgatory, the punishment for the envious is to have their eyes sewn shut with wire, because they have gained sinful pleasure from seeing others brought low. Thomas Aquinas described Envy as "sorrow for another's good". Lisa (Leader of the SouthernSexSymbols-Envy of Se7enSins & Maxima to the JLM)@ fubar PRIDE In almost every list pride (or vanity) is considered the original and most serious of the

Words To Live By
Avoid negative sources, people, places, things and habits. Believe in yourself. Consider things from every angle. Don't give up, and don't give in. Enjoy life today; yesterday is gone, and tomorrow may never come Family and friends are hidden treasures. Seek them out and enjoy their riches. Give more than you planned to give. Hang on to your dreams. Ignore those who try to discourage you. Just do it! Keep on trying. No matter how hard it seems, it will get easier. Love yourself first, and most. Make it happen. Never lie, cheat or steal. Always strike a fair deal. Open your eyes, and see things as they really are. Practice makes perfect. Quitters never win, and winners never quit. Read, study and learn about everything important in your life. Stop procrastinating. Take control of your own destiny. Understand yourself in order to better understand others. Visualize it. Want it more than anything. Accelerate your efforts. You are unique of all Nature's creations. N

Please Repost
i am leaving Fubar, its not my cup of tea anymore...this is nothing but a big joke as i see it, so, can someone please tell me how to donate my points and fubucks? i might just give it to you...best of luck to all of you.....Max It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in the grades and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless because of this. Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today." Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question." Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln." Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home." Johnny is MAD that Susie answered the question first. Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?" Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King." Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go." John

Multiple Sclerosis Survivor
You may be wondering why i made this blog but many people dont know i have multiple AKA M.S and the people who do know i have it ask me what it is and how did find out you had it and so many Q about so i hope this helps and if not im open for Q . Multiple sclerosis or MS is a disease that affects the brain and spinal cord resulting in loss of muscle control, vision, balance, and sensation (such as numbness). With MS, the nerves of the brain and spinal cord are damaged by one's own immune system. Thus, the condition is called an autoimmune disease. Autoimmune diseases are those whereby the body's immune system, which normally targets and destroys substances foreign to the body such as bacteria, mistakenly attacks normal tissues. In MS, the immune system attacks the brain and spinal cord, the two components of the central nervous system. Other autoimmune diseases include lupus and rheumatoid arthritis. The central nervous system is made up of nerves that act as the body's mess

A Thousand Hells
A tear forms in the corner of my eye.From a pain no longer held inside.It slips and slides its way down my skin.From across my lips to the bottom of my chin. Then into the wind on a cold Winter day.To rest in the snow and dig its own grave.The Spring melts the snow and that tear insidePrepares itself for one more ride. As a river, a lake, or even an oceanThat tear becomes an emotion in motion'Til the emptiest cloud drinks its fill of pain.And cries to the world in the form of rain. Frantic people all run for cover.But not myself, I was born to suffer.And there I stand seeking death's embrace.And that tear finds its way back onto my face. I would crawl through ten thousand hells for just one taste of your lips slick with desire because I know that the heat of you shimmers with my name

Tag
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am adopted by my grandparents. 2. I can move my ears without moving anything else. 3. I've been single for about 3 1/2 yrs. 4. I had a c-section with my son because was breach. 5. My son was born on the 4th of July. 6. I was born without one of my teeth. 7. I like to play in the snow. 8. I drive an 05 Chevy Cavalier. 9. I have one real sister. 10. I really don't know what to put here.... I tag: Wile E, Mina Bloody Kisses, me me me, DJ Mac, mrmuzakman

Loneliness
It is cold today Indeed the rain is falling and I am alone. Thoughts of life and love, meaningless to anyone but myself. I am alone. They watch me, their eyes not knowing, knowing nothing of what they see. I am but another creature, alone. They scurry on the surface, unaware, unaware of the life below when you are alone. Loneliness, not a burden nor a sorrow, but a time of solace, of deepness never to be shared, never to be understood. They can never reach the place where I am And I know I will never reach the place where they are. I know I don't want to reach that place. True happiness is here, unmisted. Unmisted by smiles or laughter, unmisted by the joys of company. To find true happiness, to know if one is truly happy, he must be happy alone. Have you ever just wanted to die?

A Life Lost
A battle waged. A war fought valiantly, yet still lost. What is this life? Why must she pay this cost? Questions without answers, not even a whisper in reply. Why must evil survive, when the truly good must die? Anger boils up inside me. Hatred begins to grow. Hatred for the disease, and for the things I do not know. Anger at the powers that, allow her to suffer so. Anger because I can't save her, and I cannot let her go. Prayers go unanswered, and leave me feeling hollow. Why won't he save his child? It's a bitter pill to swallow! It's not for me to question, or to know the reasons why. His motives are a mystery, yet I still have to try! Angels are taken for granted every second of the day. The one sent to me, I treasure. I beg him to let her stay! Our life is but an instant, in the broader spectrum of time. Hold on to every minute, to regret is an unforgivable crime. I value every time I hear her voice, every word she speaks. I fight along beside her,

A Long Walk Home
My past is rittled with many mis-deeds. Times when I followed, but should've taken the lead. I did all I could to fit societies mould. I lied to myself to be part of the fold. Nothing seemed to matter, I never did quite fit. My so-called peers still shuned me and treated my like shit! I was too much of this, or not enough of that. They stoned me for being skinny, and again when I was fat. A target for riducule, and the butt of every joke. No one would be-friend me, they rolled away like smoke. I had only my family, they took good care of me. I always had their love, when no one else could be. The skinny runt grew bigger, and more calous by the day. But even size did'nt stop them, they still would'nt let me play. I met some fellow outcasts, and we bonded like a glue. Their friendship helped to shape me, and helped to get me through. Although I had their acceptance, I still could'nt win the crowd. In time I just stopped trying, I did'nt care what was allo

Tag You're It
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 random things, facts, goals, or habits about yourself. At the end, choose a few people to be tagged, listing their names and why you chose them. Don't forget to leave them a comment (you're it) and to read your blog for instructions. You can't tag a person who has tagged you. Since you can't re-tag me, let me know when you've posted your blog so I can see the answers! HMMMM what 10 am I willing to reveal about myself??? 1.) I have learned that looking for a job at '40' really sucks. 2.) I am a very trusting person, until you break that trust. 3.) You can't undo the past so don't let it undo you. 4.) I have a twisted side. 5.) I am a model railroad nut. 6.) I don't sweat the small stuff. 7.) I love summer time. 8.) Baseball is life..LOL. 9.) I like meeting people 10.) IF you met me on the ballfield you wouldn't like me...GAME FACE...LOL Who am I taggin?? Texas Twister aka Texas Harleybabe

The Abscence Of Beauty
She walked out of my life, it feels so long ago. My head tells me to move on, but my heart and soul scream no! They say time can heal our woulds and eliminate our pain. But this disease is terminal and will forever remain. I try a little more each day to forget and erase my past, But this beauty's memory haunts me. It seems it was meant to last. Everything i see or hear reminds me of what we shared. Nothing will let me forget her, I feel so alone and scared. I still smell her on my pillow, and reach for her in our empty bed. She was my one and only true love, without her inside in dead. The space between us pains me, I search for any positive sign. I pray to God Almighty to once again make her mine. Sitting by the telephone, all alone with my pain. Wishing for a glimmer of hope, will nothing stop this rain? Id give up anything to feel her, to hold her one last time! I will not stop loving or waiting for those same stars to re-align!

The Beauty Of Love
You came to me in a dream one night. I saw you cast in a brilliant light. A beauty so rare, you couldnt be real. In that very instant my heart you did steal. No distance too far, no space too wide. Nothing on earth could keep me from your side. One smile from you will illuminate any room. The sparkle in your eyes washes away my gloom. Id sacrifice a lifetime for just one moment with you. To feel your love, there is nothing i wont do. I will gladly give my life, if it means preserving yours. A lifetime in your prescence is worth a thousand wars. My heart and soul are yours for as long as I may live. My unconditional love, support, and respect, Ill always give. My world without you would be lonely, empty and bleak. With you at a distance my weaping heart grows weak. With you in my heart my eyes are blind to all others. I long to see you as a beloved wife and mother.

Prayers Going Out To.....
BABY FOUND AFTER DEVISTATION OF TORNADO CASTALIAN SPRINGS, Tenn. (Feb. 7) - At first, rescuers thought it was a doll. Then it moved. In a grassy pasture strewn with toys, splintered lumber and bricks tossed by the tornado's widespread wrath, 11-month old Kyson Stowell was lying face down in the mud, 150 yards from where his home once stood. "It looked like a baby doll," said David Harmon, a firefighter who had already combed the field once looking for survivors. Then he checked for a pulse. "He was laying there motionless ... and he took a breath of air and started crying." The field had already been combed once for survivors, and finding anyone alive seemed improbable. Hours after the storm, there was devastation everywhere: The body of the boy's mother was found in the same field, houses were wiped to concrete slabs and a brick post office was blown to bits. But except for a few scrapes, Kyson was fine. At a makeshift shelter for storm victims at Hartsville Pike C

Normally I Wouldn't But......
So here's how it works: Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I sleep walk and talk 2. I still love comic books 3. I used to have an irrational fear of mirrors (grew out of it) 4. My little brother (same mother) is white 5. I write and have been published 6. I like to combine macaroni and cheese with creamstyle corn (it's alot better than it sounds) 7. I love to cook 8. I work for one of the most visited websites in the U.S. 9. I was born a twin (Michelle was stillborn) 10. I have a brand on my right arm

Tag, You're It!!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I love to travel. 2. I served in the Air Force. 3. I've been single for about 3 yrs. 4. I made my first jump from an airplane at 17. 5. I was injured in the service. 6. I sometimes grind my teeth. 7. I once raced motorcycles. 8. I drive a Jeep Grand Cherokee. 9. I have one brother. 10. I have been to almost every country in the world. I tag: ThAts HOt, SillyGirl, fallenangel, rednecklover79, Feisty Redhead

Asian Queen
Asian Queen You are PERFECTION in my eye, yes you are I wish I could get to you my Asian Queen, but you are so far. I could love you forever, no doubt in my mind I am sorry that I am a poor man stuck back in time. If I had money right now, you would be here And if that couldn’t happen, then I would be there. That is all that is holding me here is this money If I had enough I would be on a plane searching for my honey. Money is the problem, yes it always seems Keeping me from my dream girl The Asian Queen. A love I have been looking for all my life And I can't reach you and make you my wife. I want you so much I can taste you honey I can smell you but I can't get to you for the lack of money. So yes I am sorry, for my hands are tied I am so sorry that I have a tear in my eye. My mouth is watering so much, for you are so sweet I wanna lick you all over from your head to your feet. And everything in between, and yes, I do mean everything Lick you deepy in p

Restless
restless This town holds nothing for us We should go Nowhere in particular Just go Me and you Full tank in the jeep and the open road We'll see the sights and never miss a senic turn out we can take in the beauty of all we've been missing and take time to see the unseen close your eyes see it now we can just go we can leave this town

Tag!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I spend way too much time online. 2. I have a thing for dark hair and eyes. 3. I hate it when people are having a chat conversation with me (even just a here and there one) and sign out without saying goodnight. 4. I eat almonds almost every day... Usually in the morning at work with coffee. 5. I'm an Ozzy freak and will bang my head anytime I hear 80's metal. 6. I was in the National Honor Society and on the Deans and Presidents list in college. 7. I'm a poet and a writer. Words on a page turn me on. 8. I am part bionic... 9. I love the mountains and camping out. 10. I'm part Jewish, Spanish, D

Fixed_identity
I think “Identity” is very important to humankind cause it’s justifies certain people and cultures cause in another sense is the clarification for identities. By educating and providing us with social, political, economical, national, religious and cultural groups, the society in general offers us a wide range of roles to adapt or achieve, and we are rewarded if we do these roles as well as possible roles of teenagers, workers, business people,politicians, priests, doctors, spouses, parents, pensioners, Italians, Greeks. The traditions, the dispositions and the country where we live;they also enables us to do certain roles. This push, sometimes subtle and gentle, sometimes blunt and insolent, forcibly imposed or voluntarily accepted, modifies our nature up to a level that we may become fully identified with the designated or a adapted role . We may even stop to notice what adaptations we have made when we are emphasizing roles, assuming that what we are doing is participatin

My Dream Girl!
My Dream Girl I guess you already know of my dream girl So sweet and lovely, a precious pearl. The most Gorgeous woman I have ever seen Has some how jumped right out of my dream. But still out of reach or a single touch That forces me to beg, and pray for so much. A feeling of warmth and joy she gives With her beauty, and style, and the way she lives. I know she can sing like an Angel you see Because my dream girl has just smiled at me. Giving me joy and making me free And now I feel that she’s just singing to me. A sweetheart I will never really know For she is on my screen, just for a show. I wish I knew her more intimately Dreaming of her standing right next to me. Would I melt in awe and lose my gift of words Knowing she is more precious than any dove. Fall to my knees for they grow weak Standing no more but bowing at her feet. Not able to move or even speak Yes, she has the power to make me so weak. Not because she is so fine you see But because

The Forbidden Lounge
Want a little mouth watering taste of the Forbidden Fruit with me DJ Sexxy... Tonight I have upped the stakes to the 400th member to join while I am the Dj...thats from 10 pm to 1 am pacific time... The prize will be a 1 day blast plus 20k fubucks!!! I see in your eyes you wanna taste...well come on in, just click this banner here were sin never tasted so sweet....

A Dream
A Dream I thank the Lord for creating the beauty of you. Who has shown me how your heart is so humanly true. Who is the most precious person in my life. Someone I would be honored to call my wife. I thank the Lord for giving me this chance, To wine you, and dine you with all my love and romance. Trying to express my Love for you through these words. As we fly up high on the clouds as if were birds. I want you to know how deep my Love runs for you. Yes, deep in my soul, and in my bones too. You are the most precious person in my life Someone with no doubt, I would never think twice. Who has the power to move my heart Into believing in you from the start. As though you were the sea and I am the beach, Moving my heart to depths no one else could ever reach! My love for you grows stronger day by day And I don’t care what others may say. You are my life, my world, my joy And Yes my dear, I am your toy. Do with me, my love, whatever you wish Praying to God

Long Distance Relationship
Title: long distance relationships I've been noticing people asking questions about having a long distance relationship and if true love is possible or not. I strongly believe that anyone can have a long distance relationship. how the 2 truly feel about eachother is another story. What makes a long distance relationship strong? honesty, love and care towards both people. now bad times are to be expected throughout a relationship and if you love someone enough you'll work on the issue yourself along with your partner to make sure it's resolved, walking away doesn't solve anything, it just shows that you don't love that person like you claimed you did. issues come up, resolve them than carry on, however as you carry on and as the 2 can resolve problems/issues together you will notice the relationship getting stronger, the love will be burning lol. if people say "how can you love someone that's miles away from you" it's quite simple. you love someone for who they are, not

John Clare Poetry
I am yet what I am none cares or knows; My friends forsake me like a memory lost; I am the self-consumer of my woes- They rise and vanish in oblivion's host, Like shadows in love, frenzied, stifled throes- And yet I am, and live - like vapours tost. Into the nothingness of scorn and noise, Into the living sea of waking dreams, Where there is neither sense of life or joys, But the vast shipwreck of my life's esteems; Even the dearest, that i love the best Are strange- nay, rather stranger than the rest. I long for scenes, where man hath never trod. A place where woman never smiled or wept. There to abide with my Creator God, And sleep as I in childhood sweetly slept, Untroubling and untroubled where i lie, The grass below, above, the vaulted sky.

Ash's Blog
Now anyone that knows me knows i love to learn and below in another entry i was talking about another type of drug. This one was linked to that one so i decided to check it out. I think you should read this. Fact: Methamphetamine use among high school seniors more than doubled between 1990 & 1996. Fact: Women are more likely to use meth than cocaine. Fact: The average meth "cook" annually teaches ten others how to make meth. Fact: Every pound of meth produced leaves behind five to six pounds of toxic waste. Fact: Seizures of clandestine meth labs in the Midwest increased tenfold from 1995 to 1997. Fact: DEA has identified 20 Mexican meth trafficking organizations in the Midwest. Fact: Methamphetamine accounts for up to 90 percent of all drug cases in many Midwest communities. Fact: Methamphetamine kills by causing heart failure, brain damage and stroke. Fact: Methamphetamine-induced paranoia has led to numerous murders and suicides. Fact: Metha

10 Things About Me
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I will live a long happy life knowing Krissy will not sign at my funeral. 2. Lifes a bitch then you marry one 3. Life is what you make of it 4. Laughter is the best medicine even when you dont feel like laughing. 5. FYI. I am the nicest guy I know....lol shaddup Krissy 6. No matter how much money you make, you cant take it with you 7. I love to hunt, fish and play golf 8. I love to help people, even if they don't help me 9. I'll try anything once, twice if it feels good 10. I try to find humor in everything, my glass is alway's half full

Tempting Tigers!
> Meet the Tigers of Temptation! TIGERS OF TEMPATION ARE WONDERFUL MEN THAT HAVE GOODNESS IN THEIR HEART AND ARE FULL OF HONESTY AND INTERGRITY...SOME OF THE BEST PEOPLE YOU CAN MEET. STOP BY AND SHOW THEM SOME LOVE, THEY LOVE BACK!! ♂~♠~ÐårɮɸɅɳgҾl~♠~♂@ fubar B-randon Spirit Warrior~W.W.S. and a TIGER OF TEMPTATION@ fubar 'TOM G ĦÈĦßÈR õҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ@ fubar Marine23 FU-HUSBAND OF BLAKKIE@ fubar Mark ~ Tempting Tiger ~@ fubar CAVEMAN2.0 (Tempting Tigers)@ fubar ·×·ßGÁMÊ6³·×·@ fubar Mikey The Pіŧßull МãҒiã Hitman & Club F.A.R. A Tempting Tiger

Eh!
Well I knew it would come, but what differance does it make? Where did it go and why? Why is it still here but gone? Why does it feel good but hurt so much as well? Does it really matter anyway? Probably not, this is the way my life goes and honeslty, who cares but me, and I really don;t give a shit either. No one else gives a shit so why should I. F.T.W.

Tag You're It!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) Im a 33 yr Leukemia survivor 2) Both my parents are dead 3) I had chicken pox when I was 22. 4) I love to body surf 5) I have owned only 4 cars in the 25 yrs ive been driving. 6) Im addicted to Fubar. 7) I havent had a moving violation ticket in almost 17 yrs. 8) I share the same B-Day as Barbara Striesand. 9) I had a double hernia operation when i was 7. 10) When I was in my early 20's i used to shoot out store front windows with a slingshot and slash car tires.....something Im not proud of at all. I'm going to Tag, Ms Boodie, Tinky, Vonnie, Kelly Ann, Arynmoon.......Have fun, hope to see your blogs... COUN

Priceless1
While she was flying down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?" To which she replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop,"what do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded. The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," she said,"I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide." "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked. "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..." Traffic Ticket $95.00 Court Cost $45.00 Look On The Cops Face...PRICELESS For everything

Cigarettes And Tampons
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife? He answers, 'You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.

Abstinence...
Abstinence... Three couples went to see a minister to find out how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went. The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle aged and the third couple was newlywed. Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint. "A can of paint?!?" exclaimed the minister. "Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up, I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over." The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church. "That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either." < >

Scam
Here's a new Phone Scam going on that you should be aware of involving Jury Duty: This has been verified by the FBI (their link is included below). Most of us take summons for jury duty seriously, but enough people skip out on their civic duty, that a new and ominous kind of scam has surfaced. The caller claims to be a jury coordinator. If you protest that you never received a summons for jury duty, the scammer asks you for your Social Security number and date of birth so he or she can verify the information and cancel the arrest warrant. Give out any of this information and bingo; your identity just got stolen. The scam has been reported so far in 11 states, including Oklahoma , Illinois , and Colorado This (scam) is particularly insidious because they use intimidation over the phone to try to bully people into giving information by pretending they're with the court system. The FBI and the federal court system have issued nationwide alerts on their web sites, warning consumers a

Blonde Joke
Blonde Joke (if you're a blond, don't take offense, simply substitute "nurse" for where it says "blond") A blonde was weed-eating her yard and accidently cut off the tail of her cat, who was hiding in the grass. She rushed her cat, along with the tail, over to Wal-Mart. Why Wal-Mart you ask ... ??? Well DUH! Wal-Mart is the largest retailer in the world!

7 Degrees Of Blonde
FIRST DEGREE A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up. The husband said, "Who was that?" T he wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear." `Â´*:-.,_,.-:*Â´`Â´*:-.,_,.-:*Â´`Â´*:-.,_,.-:*Â´`Â´*:-.,_,-:*Â´`Â´*:-.,_,.-:*Â´`Â´* SECOND DEGREE Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!" So the first blonde hands her the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!" `Â´*:-.,_,.-:*Â´`Â´*:-.,_,.-:*Â´`Â´*:-.,_,. -:*Â´`Â´*:-.,_,-:*Â´`Â´*:-.,_,.-:*Â´`Â´* THIRD DEGREE A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and bu

Tagged
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) I love the ocean 2) I am wiccan 3) I smoke 4) I am a little kinky 5) I like WWE Wrestling 6) I love chocolate 7) I like horror movies 8) I collect rocks 9) I love dragons 10) i want to lose 40 lbs I Tagged luTin, starwhisper, jolyn, Daddy M and Sinfully_Tormented

Why Women Go To The Bathroom With Their Friends
SO TRUE!!!!!! When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occuppied. Finally a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the stall. You get i to find the door won't latch. It doesn't matter, the wait has been so long you are about to wet your pants! The dispenser for the modern "seat covers" (invented by someone's Mom, no doubt) is handy but empty. You would hang your purse on the door hook, if there was one, but there isn't-so you carefully, but quickly drape it around your neck, Mom would turn over in her grave if you put it on the FLOOR!!!), yank down your pants and assume "the STANCE". In this position your aging, toneless thigh muscles begin to shake. You'd love to sit down, but you certainly hadn't taken the time to wipe the seat or lay toilet paper on it, so y

Bubba And The Psychiatrist...
Bubba went to a psychiatrist. "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy." "Put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears." "How much do you charge?" "Eighty dollars per visit," replied the psychiatrist. "I'll sleep on it," said Bubba. Six months later the psychiatrist met Bubba on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?" asked the psychiatrist. "Well, eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money I went and bought me a new pickup!" "Is that so! And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?" "He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now." Who says rednecks are stupid?

Age Old Question
A 5th grader asked her mother the age-old question, "How did I get here?" Her mother told her, "God sent you." "Did God send you, too?" asked the child. "Yes, Dear," the mother replied. "What about Grandma and Grandpa?" the child persisted. "He sent them also," the mother said. "Did he send their parents, too?" asked the child. "Yes, Dear, He did," said the mother patiently. "So you're telling me that there has been NO sex in this family for 200 years? No wonder everyone's so damn grouchy around here."

Tagged
1. My day is not complete without the hearing the laughter of my kids. 2. I'm spontanious,unless it involves spending money. 3. I have a really hard time falling asleep, unless I have one leg uncovered, doesn't matter which one. 4. I don't use difinate words (never, ever, always, etc...) 5. I make sure I learn something new everyday. 6. I love potato chips vs. crackers in my soup. 7. The greatest professors I've had the previledge of learning from never finished school. 8. I can't make myself crawl into an unmade bed. 9. Doing dishes, vacuuming the floor and cooking relax me. 10. I'll pass the laundry to whoever wants to do it. Action Breakin Mzbtch2u66 Cranky Coorslight

Soul Mate
HEMACA OIYOKPA HE, MITAWA WANAGIYATA KI KIGI, MITAWA CANTE KI WABLI MITAWA NITUNKASILA NITUNKASILA OKIMOS, NATA UN HAHATUWA MIYE HCA HI EL SUMANITU TAKA WIYA CUWITKU UN HAHATUWA WINYAN YATAPI UN MITAWA CANTE

She Was Only 13!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one was around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endore A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly crys She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is My life always sinking?" Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrusted the blade R

Pain Of The Night...
Watch as this tear falls into empty space See it fall into life's nameless place Can you see the sparkle as it catches the light That sparkle once was happiness that is no longer in sight As it falls watch it, its color has changed From blue to bright red, it has a wide range There it goes all alone, it continues to fall With it, it takes the emotion, the emotion of all Wait, can you hear it? A sob has broke free Has shook the lungs cold, but yet it continues to be Here it comes, a force has been built between the eye A wall of shear water, it's now time to cry A shudder, a scream, darkness envelops your soul The darkness of the night has taken its toll

Eternity
Wandering in darkness grope, Finding not a glimpse of hope. Fingers touch to find my way, Each foot fall, my heart betrays The fear which drives me through the day. Suddenly the ground is lost, Flailing arms as body's tossed. Splashing down in crimson pool, The warm embrace is much too cruel, I curse this lowly, wretched fool. Floundering in this self made hell, Warmth increasing as I dwell, Within the confines I create, Screaming as myself berate, Giving in to this, my fate.

My Musings...
Been odd the last couple days. Just felt like i've needed to delve into psychedelic things. Lot of Tool's last 2 albums (mainly Disposition/Lateralis/Reflection/Wings for Marie/10,000 Days/ Right in Two), and Timothy Leary stuff, and Hendrix. And that damn commercial for something i never see, but always hear White Rabbit by Jefferson Airplane. "Go ask Alice, I think she'll knooooooooooooooooooow." Oh well. Finally. A poem: Star light, star bright What wishes will thou grant tonight? Bathe me in your light Soothe me with your sight. In the dark of midnight I lay On my bed I shall stay Peering into the nether Hoping for the one day I cut my tether. Sage, and Jasmine, and Patchouli I have burned them all on this night, Allowing a glimpse of eternity To pacify my psyche Spirits to the wind And souls to the heavens! Burn your bridges And re-build them stronger! A new poem I like to call "Not Like You" I am not like you. The weight of my world is bo

Stop It Now !!!!
Signs of possible abuse include: Physical Abuse Unexplained or repeated injuries such as welts, bruises, or burns. Injuries that are in the shape of an object (belt buckle, electric cord, etc.) Injuries not likely to happen given the age or ability of the child. For example, broken bones in a child too young to walk or climb. Disagreement between the child's and the parent's explanation of the injury. Unreasonable explanation of the injury. Obvious neglect of the child (dirty, undernourished, inappropriate clothes for the weather, lack of medical or dental care). Fearful behavior. Emotional - Verbal Abuse Aggressive or withdrawn behavior. Shying away from physical contact with parents or adults. Afraid to go home.

My Stuff
They try to determine Whom I love, They say all the wrong names, And then try to set me up It is a game to them Find my love But they will never know For my love is forbidden My love does not love me This hurts me most I can not blame thee For he does not know of my love towards him Lost lost within the darkness lost beneath the light lost without your love lost in plain sight lost without a hope lost no way to cope lost A Love For All Time Breathless kisses Burning touches Soft-spoken words of love Urgently spoken words of passion. A man and a woman One complete love Since time began Predestined to be as one. We've been together before In other lifetimes We've fought dragons And have been torn from each others arms Yet our love prevailed. We've walked on this earth many times together Perhaps for a moment Perhaps for years But our heart is one heart And we were meant to be. So when our time on earth Once again comes

I'm Doin An Auction...
SO I'M AM DOIN AN AUCTION FOR THE FIRST TIME... IT STARTS ON FEB 10 AND GOES TO THE 16... ITS ONLY OPEN TO 30 PPL... IF YOU WANT IN SEND ME A MESSAGE... NO SHOUT BOX MESSAGE... MEAN AN EMAIL MESSAGE... I WILL NOT PUT UP WITH BULL SHIT IN THE AUCTION EITHER... ANY OF THAT AND UR ASS WILL BE BLOCKED AND THE BULL SHIT COMMENTS WILL BE DELETED... U MUST FOLLOW ALL THE RULES OF THE AUCTION... AUCTION OPEN SOON SO LET ME KNOW IF U WANT IN :)

Poems
Freedom does not come with an easy price It is not free, it cost's many lives To be free, giving your life is the ultimate sacrifice To think that many do this everyday, is a strange feeling that wont go away Many put their live's on the line for our freedom They do this everyday so we can be free There are many ways to thank them, and show your support They are just like you and me They all have family's No matter if they are near or far, they hold onto their dear one with so much love Keeping picture's of them beside their bed as they sleep at night, knowing that no matter where they go they can not hold them tight So they keep their picture close as they close their eye's, and hope in the morning that all will be alright They all hope that they will be safe till they get to come home, but many do not get to make it home They do not get to be welcomed by their family's loving arm's But those that don't make it home alive, have just made the ultimate sacrific

Vip Giveaway !
i just wanted to say thanks to all that helped me get my vip ! it really showed me that i do still have some great friends on here ! if i could i would hug all of you but since i cant please consider this a big hug from me too all of you and if u ever need anything please just hollar i will be there for ya !

Poetry Corner With Candy Gurl!!!
I felt the love inside my heart, I saw the future the joy I sought.... I felt the love I thought would last, Yet another chapter in my pass..... I played my part and o so well, Like victoria secret, I was under a love spell... I fanticized so vivaciously, My heart would beat harmoniously..... How Could This Be? It'll never appeal...I'm falling in love & I know That it's real... "I have to hide, Keep it bottled inside,Is there something really there? Does he even care? Is it just lust? Do I have his trust?" I want you to feel me inside & out, Get deep in my mind...know what i'm truly about.... Learn all of my secrets and my deepest fears, learn about my childhood and what i've experienced these years.... My fear of loving cause my family never gave me that, my many motivation and the reasons why I slack..... The things that make me laugh, and why i'm happy all time... Why I learned to hustle, turn a nickle to a dime.... The PAIN is not the stuggle, it's

Love
Why in hell does someone keep falling someone over and over and keep getting hurt? Why love hurt? Why does she not love me anymore? Does anyone love me or will love me? is there anyone who care about me and love me? is there anyone who can be faithful and be with me? Is there anyone who want me for me? IS there anyone help my broken heart

Whatever
i love being a mommy love watchin her grow but its so hard not having anyone help and trying to have a life she fights sleep and gives me problems ever time i try layin her down nobody really understands even though they try to they arent the ones up with her at night and any hour of the day when she feels like wakin up i love being a mommy but im getting so tired all i want to do is sleep getting so tired... it usually takes a lot to make me feel comfortable...especially with a guy. but not him. he somehow just does. and i honestly dont think he tries to. i feel completely comfortable openign up to him about everything and i know he would never judge me from anything he learns. hes willing to accept me for who i am and understand all the things i have been through. if something doesnt make sence to him he wont ask but thats oly becasue he is afraid of making me uncomfrtable. he does such a good job at making me feel comfortable. i have no worries when im talkin

Welcome To Bawstin
Welcome to Bawstin ( Boston ) For those of you who have never been to "Bawstin", this is a good guideline. I hope you will consider coming to "Beantown" in the near future. For those who call New England home, this is just plain great! Information on Boston and the surrounding area: There's no school on School Street, no court on Court Street, no dock on Dock Square, no water on Water Street . Back Bay streets are in alphabetical "oddah": Arlington, Berkeley, Clarendon, Dartmouth, etc. So are South Boston streets: A, B, C, D, etc. If the streets are named after trees (e.g. Walnut, Chestnut, Cedar), you're on Beacon Hill . If they're named after poets, you're in Wellesley . Massachusetts Ave is Mass Ave ; Commonwealth Ave is Comm Ave ; South Boston is Southie. The South End is the South End. East Boston is Eastie. The North End is east of the former West End . The West End and Scollay Square are no more; a guy named Rappaport got rid of them one night. Roxbury is The Burry,

Love Lies Bleeding (2008)
Christian Slater stars in this thriller about a corrupt government agent's attempt to get back stolen money from a young couple. After they witnessed a shootout in their apartment complex, the pair runs away with their newfound riches. Unfortunately for them, Slater's DEA agent is not willing to let his fortune go and embarks on an action-packed chase. PART ONE Online Videos by Veoh.com PART TWO Online Videos by Veoh.com PART THREE Online Videos by Veoh.com PART FOUR Online Videos by Veoh.com

Hot To The Touch
I close my eyes; feeling the heat arise. I find the burning spot; all moist and all so hot. I touch the sensual flower; giving my fingers all the power. Thinking of you; Oh, if you only knew. Touching it real nice and slow; letting the hot lava flow. Anxiety gets the best of me; freeing up the desires in me. Rubbing harder, faster now; Getting all the pleasures I T will allow. As I scream and thrash about. Passion overcomes me without a doubt. Creamy eruptions float to the surface.; Huge explosions burn through me like a furnace. I cannot withhold any longer! letting out one last moan; the volcano erupts as I groan. Smelling the erotic odor of my passions scent. Lifting my fingers up to my nostrils letting it liqueur . Putting them to my lips; I taste the sweet nectar, wishing U were here to make it all that much sweeter.This is all I have to give for the moment. Until the day comes when yourself can enjoy the sweet seductive scent. As

Omg!!
A big thank you to all these people that helped me level. Please go show them lots of love. lauria ♥Shadow Leveler♥ Mistress to Hopeless Romantic@ fubar ~PebblesinAZ~AKA QueenSlut!~ OwN3d by Domking123~@ fubar Texas Tea ~FFF of Fubar~CT Wife of Devil Dog@ fubar ♥ BooBoo ♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.@ fubar GARY~rl engaged 2 Christina~shadow leveler~FU OWNED & FUMARRIED TO~¢¾ BooBoo¢¾@ fubar ~UNDISCOVERED SOUL~*TOP SHELF CREW MEMBER*@ fubar MrDiamond ~ Shadow Leveler@ fubar ~ KiKiSparkles ~ Heterosexual ~ Please Read My "No Jerk Rules" ~ True Diva ~ Fu Angel@ fubar *♥SÚLŦRY™♥*ÇÈõ õҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ.@ fubar §ï€Õññã

Attention ...fubar Is Spying On Us !!!
I was shocked when I found out and had to tell you all right away Fubar has been embedding stuff into your computer screens and are now as we speak Click below to run the fubar spy ware Screen Cleaner Fubar spy ware Sceen Cleaner (repost of original by '=^^=CaTDaddy =^^=..Demon Crew' on '2008-02-08 00:38:26')

Only Part Of The Story...
The reason I lamented my own experience was to let you know that it will eventually become a sweet reminiscence. For me, it's been ongoing, and I started seriously dating again about 2 years after my love passed. You just gotta let go and give up before it becomes possible for love to find you again (by give up, I mean, give it up to your higher power). Personally, I believe that I have already had the one thing many people spend their entire lives searching for and never find. That comforts me and some may say it makes me a cynic, but in my mind, I have already lived the sweetest romance and overcome the hardest of losses (aside from a child). If I can do that, well, I can do anything. And, you will as well...in your own time. I was 19, and he was the love of my life, my fiance. He left our 8 month old daughter behind, and I couldn't look at her for a week. The worst was the first day back at work, realizing that my life had to go on... Then, birthdays, holidays, and the d