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as if we didn't pay enough for horse meat cut with worm and sawdust, McDonald's has implemented a new pay for extra sauces policy... i know this because i happen to like my french fries slathered in hot mustard. i ask you, what goes better with potatoes deep fried in animal fat than hot mustard? i, unfortunately have fallen victim to the NMO (new mcdonalds order) as I'm unable to overcome this soul sucking addiction... sadly what most of the world doesn't know is, said policies were put into action in order to support and cover up Ronald's nasty little heroin and make up habit... i happen to know for a fact that he is also a member of the dreaded clown mafia and he uses the Ronald McDonald House to launder money for this crime syndicate... there is currently a hit out on the king, jared, and wendy... hasnt anyone ever wondered what happened to the taco bell chihuahua? rumors have surfaced that he is now living as a pit bull in idaho somewhere, but i believe he sleeps with the fishes at long john silvers...

so is it just me or has anyone else noticed to see the humor in the "sexy", and i use the term loosely, pics of some of the other members? its not just here either, myspace and all of the others are suffering as well... bitches seriously... if your pants have a stain in the crotch dont spread eagle for the pic.. if your nasty ass pillows, sheets, and blankets are stained wash that shit before you strip down and start with the pout, its fucking gross... if your pussy looks like an arbys sammich, keep that shit covered for real, its not even like i can give you advice on angles it looks disgusting from every angle... if youre missing teeth, dont smile while you pose in the bikini keep your lips CLOSED... ok we all know its not comfortable laying on that 1972 burlap sofa, youre gonna stand up with waffle ass, youd do better to just lay on the rug as long as it isnt pissed stained from your unruly fucking st bernard and shit... your tits in that playtex 18 hour bra arent hot... trust me im a chick im telling you, its just not... lets say it together now, PUSH UP!! dudes ok... cock is rarely attractive just slung out like something hanging in a butchers shop... unless you have repeatedly been assured yours is fanfuckingtastic and doesnt look like a rastafarian keep it on your pants... hairy backs??? ok youre kidding me right?? so yeah im a bitch whatever... but im just being honest and trying to help the misled out there convinced that men love camel toes or the more extensive ninja foot... yeah im a fat girl and what? i know how to work those angles so my pushin cushions arent slung over my pants and my back doesnt look like a pack of hot dogs so its not asking much for the rest of society to do the same....