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Seniordating
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Shit That Haunts My Mind
She was born with a ghost's face and nameAudrina Adare sometimes felt insaneShe played lonely games with paint and stained glassPaper dolls in the attic held a clue to her pastPorcelain skin, violet eyes and her long chameleon hairSuch beauty to behold it must have made them stareAudrina, Audrina, Audrina AdareToo pretty, too wicked, too lost to careAudrina, Audrina, Audrina AdareToo tortured to trust you, too much damage to repairShe sees in the mirror an imprint of the deadTime and space run circles inside of her headA knock at her door sends chills up her spineOh dear it's daddy and he says it's timeLocked in a shrine of a ghost with her nameInto the rocking chair where spiders remainAudrina, Audrina, Audrina AdareNo one will love you, no one will careAudrina, Audrina, Audrina AdareNo one will save you, no one is thereMemories begin to cloud her mindShe's always been afraid of what she may findWhatever happened under a golden treeAudrina is dead, Audrina is meWho heard me screaming

Simply Irresistible (introduction)
The morning light creeps wearily across my face as I stir to the sound of dreams fading in the distance. My head rolls to the left and I half imagine your face there; eyes sleepily opening to welcome me into your morning, that early day smile slowly unfolding as your hand touches my face, setting my body on fire. I reach out to you, to channel my heat but a cloud appears in your place, the smile fades into the swirling mist and your touch becomes nothing more than the air that passes over my flesh. You aren't there...

Weight Loss Progrm
Weight Loss Program A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5lbs weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me." Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 5lbs as promised. He calls the company and orders their 5-day/10lbs program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me".

Friends Support
I would like to thank those of you that have supported me as of late. My sister has been battleing cancer and treatments and I have been taking care of her because they denied her disability.

Atalan12
They were acquitted of charges involving their dealings with another prosecution witness, , who sold stolen property at the corner of 20th and Mission streets while also serving as a police informant It was missed shot after missed shot but the Friars had their best defensive performance of the year and was highlighted by Kris Dunn's three steals and Carson Desrosiers four blocks"The haul in the first raid included trainers, handbags, watches and Cheap Hats sunglasses with the trademarks of well known brands debt than China Is that suppose to happen? This defeats the purpose of using 3 pin fans instead of the molex ones I replaced The soft black Wholesale Hatsfabric is decorated with off white patterns around the shoulders and necklinegame can slip awayUnfasten the tensioner assembly attaching bolts, then remove the tensioner Anyone can beat anyone Second year quarterback EJ Manuel, meanwhile, was benched 14 replica michael kors games into his NFL career Due to its antiba

Chris
I used to know this girl. She is around my age, 30 and I haven't seen her for years. Someone told me she was in town and I wanted to find out if it was really her. Her name is Amy. She moved to Florida last I heard and I think she got married and had a few rugrats. Let me know if anyone fits that description or if you are out there amy let me know. You'll remeber me If you saw me. Oh and by the way happy birthday, I know your bd is in march but I haven't said happy bd in a loooong time. later days.

Stuck...
so, i'm at this place in my life where i feel like i need a change. i'm stuck in this continuous loop of nonproductivity, or at least i feel that way. i'm bored with what i have and what my life is. i do the same things everyday, and i feel like i'm getting nowhere. in all reality, i know this isn't true though. i mean, i go to college, i'm slowly, but surely getting that done....but i feel like there's no point to it. and again, i know that's not true, because "having a college education is the american dream", yeah, i know. some people would kill to have the opportunities that i have. i didn't even have to work hard to get here. maybe that's why i feel like it's all for nothing. everything has been given to me. i'm one of the most spoiled people that i know, but it's not like i try to be. my mom and future stepfather want the best for me, so they try their hardest to give me everything and anything i could possibly need, and sometimes more. they bought me a car, they're

Fight Hunger
Fight Hunger is a division of the UN World Food Programme set up to help end child hunger by 2015 which is part of the first Millennium Development Goal. There are currently 350 million hungry children and one child dies every five seconds because of hunger. We're trying to be upbeat and inclusive about our approach to this global problem. To that end we have just launched a Viral Video Contest. We're looking for an upbeat viral video to help spread the word that it's time for child hunger to end. The winning prize is to visit and film a WFP School Feeding Project in a developing country. Find out more at this link: http://www.fighthunger.org/contest

Please Help!
I am new to this, as you all know. How you change you backgrounds and put music on your profile. Please let me know all the little details there is to know on fixing up my page. I got myspace burned, and want to know this as well. SO anyone PLEASE HELP Thanks Jenna

User Support The Troops Or Get The Fuck Off My Page
THERE IS A USER ON LC WHO CONTINUES TO HARRASS AND GET ME KICKED OFF OF LC AND THEY WONT DO NOTHING ABOUT HER. SHE IS 22 BUT ACTS 3. SO PLEASE HELP ME REMOVE HER. SHE DOESNT LIKE ME BECAUSE I TOLD HER HUSBAND SHE WAS WITH MY BROTHER WHEN HE MARRIED HER!!! ITS THE FUCKING TRUTH WHY GET MAD....UGHHHHHHHHHH

Hannah
This Is So Aweseom! And I Thought That My Space Was Cool, Thank You Minga For Introducing Me To The Site I Owe You One! You Guys Feel Free To Drop Me A Line and Say Hi, Looking Forward To meeting New people and talking! hannah

Reading The Bulletins.
These can't be real thoughts and postings on there. I mean just some of the top few i read seem more childish than something my 7 year old niece would write. You people sure do know how to make someone laugh, thank you. I honestly think most of those bulletins are just for a joke(except one). No one can be that dimwitted. I loved commenting on them too. How everyone could say such drivel in their replies is beyond me.

Just For Fun
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I: I committed suicide: I said I liked you: I kissed you: I lived next door to you: I started smoking: I stole something: I was hospitalized: I ran away from home: I got into a fight and you weren't there: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY: Personality: Eyes: Hair: Family: WOULD YOU: Be my friend?: Keep a secret if I told you one?: Hold my hand?: Take a bullet for me?: Keep in touch?: Try and solve my problems?: Love me?: Date me?: HAVE YOU EVER: Lied to make me feel better?: Wanted to kiss me?: Wanted to kill me?: Broke my heart?: Kept something important from me?: Thought I was unbearably annoying?: AND MORE... 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 6. Describe me in one word. 7. What was your first impression? 8. Do you still think that way about me now? 9. What reminds you of me? 10. If you could give me anything what would it be? 11. How well do you know me? 12. When's the last time you saw me?

Once
Once I had a little game I think I'll crawl back into my brain I think you know the game I mean I mean the game called go insane Now you should try this little game Just close your eyes forget your name Forget the world forget the people And we'll erect a different steeple This little game is easy to do Just close your eyes no way to lose And I'm right there I'm going to Release control we're breaking thru.

Friends With Benefits
It doesn't matter if your married, in a relationship,single, gay or straight! You opened it so you HAVE to repost it! A test of your bravery. Here's how it works: Statistcally speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass... There's at least 1 person on your cherry tap that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits" The rules are simple... If you want to date the person who posted this, Send them a msg saying "Im yours". If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, Send them a message that says "I'd hit it". SCARED? LOL THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your myspace that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you. SO... re-post if you want to see for yourself...

Christmas Carols For The Disturbed
Subject : Christmas Carols for the Disturbed | | | Inbox 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and..... 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the froggy can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away? 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Ji

“mystory” A Revelation In The Making
I’m using this book I have For the last thing it requests of me This may not be great To me it is still a mystery I’m using this book for what its worst And on this February 3, That worth may lower its value Nothing special about this date, Nothing special at all This may mean the world to me, But a peace of s&*! to you all This book has history to it Not one that you can get in school This history is of me, So I named it mystory And this book is nearing its end To me this book came: New, Clean, and Untouched Couldn’t wait to write my first word down I wrote thing I need not share, For some of you were there For you who would like to read, This is the reason for that lock & key No mistake can be erase all are writing down At times I may lose my page I start a new, But continue writing down

College Football
What a game? Did anyone watch it? I think this game was one of the best games I have seen other than the Georiga game. Boise state had the heart to stay in the game and keep fighting towards victory,and they succeded. Wow the nerver of the coach to go for 2 pts at the end was a very tough and brave decision. I think he deserves the MVP of the game. All I can say is wow after 2 overtimes it was great.

My Blogging Cherry Popped!!!
so, i just woke up, and as i regained consciencenous, thar Stars Are Blind song by paris hilton was on, and now i cant stop listening to it....im scared for my own well being at this point...i hate paris hilton....why must that nucking futs bitch control my psp...and me?....this is weird.oh so weird

What It Iz!
HOW ATTRACTIVE R Y0U (0) juz friends (1) i want ur number (2) pretty/cute (3) fine as hell (4) sexy (5) gorgeous (6) amazingly sexy (7) id take u home right now, and fuck. (8) i love u baby (9) wanna hook up (10) i want 2 make u my gf/bf repost this or see 9 years of bad relationships repost HOW ATTRACTIVE R Y0U ?

Help Me Get Some Money For One Song Please!!!
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Only Always Me!
Always me and Only me...isnt that all that matters? no im not conceited or arrogant... just being honest LOL...life revolves around me... unless u are in my circle of love does it then revolve around U

Jason
Why can woman not trust us man at all what is wrong with us man can you tell me that if you can come to my page an hit me up there if not then do not worry about it at all but i just want to see whos out there that got something to say about it an who can stand by what they say well i will talk to you all later see ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Writing
I want to be alone, yet the loneliness is what drives me to tears. I want the quiet, yet the silence is more then I can take. Don't look at me, but make me feel young again. Don't touch me, but make me feel special. Don't push me, I am just as confused as you are... just more afraid.

Your Ideal Relationship....
Your Ideal Relationship is Friends with Benefits You're not looking for anything serious... just something hot! And you're little black book (or cell phone) always hooks you up. You want nothing more than friends with benefits. No strings. You also don't mind benefits without the friendship! What's Your Ideal Relationship?

Rambliings
well i am new to this page and i am learning very slowly it seems how to add things. i know i will eventually get there but it is taking me a while. this is proving to be much more difficult then my 360 page. oh well got to love a challenge.

Rawr
is going pretty good right now. got amazing friends. got a love life, even if it's not a RELATIONSHIP. got a job. got a life. yeahhhh. paying my bills. going to school. living life! HELLS YEAH. it's great.

I Cannot Sleep And My Mother Is Driving Me Crazy!
I am so serious when i tell you that i can't sleep. It is almost impossible for me to sleep in a hotel room sharing a bed with my son and having my lurking mother sitting beside me. She is awake even right now, and she's driving me crazy. Please help! LOL

The Master's Voice
There are all kinds of these damn lists floatin’ around nowadays…for Pagans, business folks and damn near everybody else…but not for us “perverts”. At least, I haven’t seen one. So, since I am a Redneck and a Dominant, I decided to make my own…I hope y’all enjoy it. You might be a Redneck Dominant if… By: J.D. “Wolf” Sims Your slave’s “dress” collar cost a bit less than your bird dog’s “around-the-kennel” collar. Your favorite paddle has a rebel flag decal on it Your slave’s safe-word involves any reference to NASCAR Your paddles and whips are kept on a gun rack You’ve ever used bass lures during needle play You actually think that lures make much more attractive body jewelry than that fancy crap at the piercing pagoda Your slave rides in the back of the truck, but the dogs ride in the cab You ever stopped a scene because it was 5 minutes ‘till wrasslin’ or the race You had to refrain from biting your sl

Whispers
Chosen Paths There’s a road that winds around mountains not seen by all Embankments to where you could and many did fall Misunderstood by the town folk for being quiet and withdrawn Guard dogs and spiked iron fences surround your lawn They see a glimpse of you on occasion behind the weeping willow No one knows why you sleep on a tear soaked pillow You would have died, set yourself free but a survivor lived inside So many paths filled with dry creeks and thorny vines so you hide You find some peace at night when shadows become your friend poetry and song you keep in your soul accepting it's not the end You find beauty in isolated wonders and deserted places Never having to share the pain that’s worn by many faces By Sheila

The Life At The Bay
so yeah life in the bay is ok.. i can't complain iam on the paintball team here captain acually.. i have met a wonderful girl can't complain too much about that.... the navy is still awsome other then the long hours.... the dogs are amazing... and just to throw it out there ffegan is the shit thats about it for now later players

Shane's Wish
This is to help a 7 year old boy named Shane Bernier who has Acute Lymphoblastic Leukemia get into the Guinness Book Of World Records by receiving the most birthday cards (350 million). Please send him a birthday card and not only cheer him up, but help make his wish come true. Also, pass on and feel free to repost here and at other blog sites so others will know. Take care and God bless. ~ Christina :) Go to: www.shaneswish.com To learn more about his story. SHANES BIRTHDAY IS MAY 30TH...so please send out before than. SEND CARDS TO: Shane Bernier PO Box 484 Lancaster, Ontario K0C 1N0 Canada

Livingcoltsfan
if anyone would like to get to know me feel free to add me to your list on myspace for all the ladies and gentelmen would like to see my profile here is my id on myspace so feelfree to send me comments or friend request ok hope to hear from youse thanks alot for takin time to look at this http://www.myspace.com/livingdeadcoltsfan

Ratings~
I AM A MOM AND VERY PROUD OF MY SON. TELL ME WHY WOULD PEOPLE RATE MY PIC OF MY SON LOW? I COULD GIVE A SHIT LESS IF YOU RATE ME LOW BUT MY KID? HE'S CUTE AS HELL!! IF YOU DON'T THINK SO, FINE, BUT DON'T RATE HIM A 2...GO ABOUT YOUR SHIT PLEASE. THANK YOU, PLEASE DRIVE THRU~

Pit Bull Bad Rap Is Bullshit
i dont understand why people give the pit bull such a bad rap because those people are a bunch of ignorant idiots.first of all they see whats on the news and believe it,mistake #1.second there is no such thing as a pit bull,pit bulls disappeared centuries ago,they are american pit bull terriers,they dont get there name from pit fighting with other dogs like so many of you dumbshits believe,they got there name from being put in a pit to kill rats in early roman times and people would place bets on seeing how many they could kill.third ever since ive owned my "pit bull" ive found loyalty,devotion,and a faithful companion unlike that of any person or other dog in my life.the bond i have with my BEST FRIEND Kaos is unmatched and unbreakable.its not the dog its the way they are raised.he loves everyone...til they try me,then he would tear your ass up without hesitation or losing a wink of sleep.now you want to call that a killer,or a nuisance,i call that a partner.trust another person like

Country Stampeede
The party came, the party went. Now it's time to take down the tent. Time to pack shit up, time to get on the way. I still can't believe it's already Monday! I met new people, I saw new faces. Most of them came from pretty cool places. I had fun, it was like heaven. It was a great Stampeede 2007!!

July 10th
I WANT TO LET THE FAMILY KNOW DUE TO THE RECENT ISSUES I HAVE HAD IN REGARDS WITH MY EX AND MY SON I WAS TOLD I HAVE TO LEAVE MY HOME RIGHT NOW...I WILL TRY TO COME ON EVERY COUPLE DAYS OR SO IF I CAN GET ONLINE...WHILE I AM NOT ABLE TO BE ONLINE I AM LEAVING BOTH CANDYRAIN AND CHERRY IN CHARGE...PLEASE SHOW THEM YOUR RESPECT... Thank You Rubia

Ink...if You Don't Know What I'm Talking About....don't Worry About It
Ladies, I apologize for the "Chicks' if it offends you, but I'm a SoCal ex-surfer and you just can't take the waves out off the soul.... Any way, here's the deal...I ABSOLUTELY applaud ALL Chicks with Ink...that is, those who don't have he Tramp Stamp just to think your ass is cool. I'm talking about those who put their thought into their art...I'm tired of the chicks thinking.."Oh my shit is the bomb because I have this tattoo on my lower back"...ewe just bend over and take it like the dog you want to be. For those of you sexy ink adorned babes...I love you. Thank you for making your bodies walking Art. I don't care if it's just one, if you're sleeved, or covered all the way...You KICK ASS! Your attention to what you put on your bodies always impresses me!

Never Argue With A Woman
Subject: Never argue with a woman >I thought you might enjoy this little story. > >One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and >decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife >decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, >and reads her book. >Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman >and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" >"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?") >"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. >"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading." >"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at >any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." >"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says theÃ‚Â woman. >"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. >"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could >start at any mome

My Loving Family
I have been a little busy with my mom. Right now she has been in the hospital since the 3rd of this month. The Dr. did a treceamoty ( no i didn't use spell check) on monday. they are going to do a slow ween off the air tube and let her start breathing on her on, on saturday. it has been a real touch and go with her. thank you all for the support and understanding with me not being able to keep in contact. love you all.

This Is Not A Blog .
Violence is what you breed Racism is what you breed Hate is what you breed What do you expect me to be ? Peace brother, fuck you bastard I dont need your false friendship Freedom is a bunch of shit This is world of shit Misery is what we see Murder is what we see Ignorance is what we see What do you expect me to be ?

Trans-fubar Express
You know, it's funny. Very funny. I joined here back in April. And surprise, it's now November. I don't usually do this. Bad enough I've got two blogs and a Kraftwerk fan fiction to fight with!! *head bash on desk* Well, anywho, to those of you who're my friends on here, heylo and, good to see y'all. Especially to my pal Mojito. You know darn well who you are. Yup. Otherwise, for the moment, check the music--yes, I finally got around to putting a decent playlist on there. The music's all Kraftwerk, going from '73 [like "Kristallo"] to 2003 ["Aero Dynamik"] and even some remade-in-'91 classics [like 1977's "Trans-Europe Express"]. Enjoy and, until the next round, Cheers!! ~ 'Sunshine'

Job Interview...by Daisy Girl!
"Shit," Michelle said aloud as she stepped out of her car into the pouring rain of Louisville, Kentucky. She was already late to her interview due to numerous accidents on the freeway. Michelle ran to the entrance of the tall brick building, her heels clicking furiously on the wet pavement. The area looked relatively decent, she thought to herself as she stepped under the awning. The bushes surrounding the building her neatly trimmed, and the paint wasn't chipping, so at least there was that. She went inside, to the secretary’s desk. "I'm here for an interview with Mr. Turner." The young woman didn't look up. She continued her oh so important process of filing her firecracker red nails. Michelle cleared her throat. The secretary sighed. "Sit down on the couch, he'll be with you shortly." "Thanks." She walked over to a brown leather couch, and sat down on the end. As she waited, she inspected her surroundings. The ceiling was fairly high, with wine colored walls, and p

Fucking Ppl!!
To all you horney fucks out there, Im here to chat and have fun with my friends!! THATS ALL! Im tired of getting all these horney fucks wanting to chat and telling me to look at there dirty pics.. Leave me the hell alone! Im married with 2 kids and they are my life! So please If your not here to meet new friends then you are in the wrong page!!!! I hate to be a bitch but aparently thats the only way to get through to ppl!

Not All Adoption Stories Are Good Ones...
Not all adoptions stories are happy ones. I am soon to be 30 years old and I was adopted. My foster care life was not a pleasant one. My half sister, half brother and I were taken away from our mother early. I was 14 monthes old in the final foster home, that we arrived in. My brother was autistic and was adopted quickly by a family who adopted only mentally retarded children. He was lucky. He lived on a farm and is the only one of us to gradute high school. I am proud of him. My sister and I were kept together. That is good except that most people don't want two kids. We were a packaged deal. My sister was two or three when we landed in the final foster home. It was run by a woman named Edith Voight. Now there was an evil person! But I'll get to that. All wasn't horrible in the home. I did have a few good memories there...very few though. It was in Norfolk, Virginia. I had no idea what was going on. I thought it hard to deal with family members whom always l

Baby Can I Hold You
Sorry Is all that you cant say Years gone by and still Words dont come easily Like sorry like sorry Forgive me Is all that you cant say Years gone by and still Words dont come easily Like forgive me forgive me But you can say baby Baby can I hold you tonight Maybe if I told you the right words At the right time youd be mine I love you Is all that you cant say Years gone by and still Words dont come easily Like I love you I love you

Upload Pix
I have wanted to upload some pix for a little while now, and especially since I got a new tattoo and piercing last night. I want to show off my Maggotry, but I cannot. My whole page freezes, and it stays almost fully black. It's so annoying because it's been going on for like 2 months straight now. Can anyone help me figure out what's wrong? It only seems to happen on CT.

Divorced
Well, last night i got a phone call from my wife, she is in kentucky and i am stationed in hawaii. i am an infantry soldier in the US Army. but any who i got a phone call from her lastnight telling me that she wanted a divorce. so there wasnt much i could say except okay. lol so i guess i am gonna be a single man. which isnt gonna be hard i mean i have been here alone for two years now so im pretty well used to it. but it still sucks ass you know. well thanks for listening ttyl keith

When To Stop Dreaming
maybe i should tell myself to stop dreaming... but it's hard, because i've always been a dreamer. speaking for me, my dreams are all i really have. i've tried so hard; but it's all the wrong things, at the wrong times; done the wrong way. seems i never can do anything right; nor anything that pleases anyone properly. What are your dreams? When should we stop dreaming? Is it ever too late?

Maharani's Mumbles
Still working things out here, trying to figure what goes with what.. From what I can tell, its like my space times 10 lol.. If I dont answer you, dont assume the worst.. I prolly just havent figured out how to yet hehe..

Pay2play Phone Sex
Im new here at FUBAR but Im loving all the men that show me attention! I'm a hot and horny southern girl thats looking for men to have some phone fun with... I know most guys say they dont want to pay for it but think about it.. you GET what you PAY for... and what you get here is a hot, steamy, southern hottie that cant get enough sex!! I love Domination, Cuckolding, Feminization and sissy boys!! Dont keep me waiting, give me a call NOW

Jerk So Called Friends
so i have a friend whom said he would help me and as it turns out he cant because of the fact he is a wimp........a big pansy....what i have to say to him is this dont ask me for a thing you will not get it.for any reason at allyou my so called friend you let me down , and i will not forgive it or you...to me when your friends need you you r there for them no matter what.....you told me one thing and did another all cuz you r a big pansy. i hope you r very happy with your self....you just lost a good friend....

Check It Out
hey, guys... just had so much fun in the past weeks. there are many sexy, hot parties, and i wanna invite all you guys to come. if you are located in the same place as mine, then i hope you will join in, coz the more ppl in the place, the bigger chance they can hold the party. here you go anyways: http://www.bporny.com/en/pages/DatingViewPost.aspx?MsgId=1796

Cartoons
Ok so I'm sitting here this morning and I hear as usual Noggin in the background which Kamron is sitting intently watching. Those of you w/kids know what this is, Oswald was on and if you've watched this as often or heard it as often as me you may have seen the episode where Oswald, Henry and Daisy are going to have hot cocoa at Oswalds house. Well apparently Henry has to have 3 marshmellows in his cocoa and Oswalds dog Wienie ate one of the marshmellows and he had no more so Henry HAS to have 3 marshmellows "no more, no less". So Oswald as the great friend that he is he goes all the way across town to the store to get ONE more marshmellow. Now mind you he is an octopus and walks everywhere, so he walks to the store being stopped by ducks going across the street and it starts to rain and becomes windy and his umbrella gets turned inside out. He finally gets back to the house with the ONE marshmellow for Henry and they ask what took you so long? And when Oswald gives him the ONE marshme

Newly Divorced Woman
The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the house before, and quickly discovered she was lacking most of the proper tools to do the odd jobs needed. She made a trip to the local hardware store and quickly learned that it was truly a "man's world" there. Thinking that she might be taken advantage of if she let on that she was indeed a novice, she made a determined effort to look and sound as if she knew what she was doing. Completing her first group of purchases she took them to the clerk at the counter and looking behind him she discovered she hadn't bought any files. She pointed to one and said "May I have one of those ?" The clerk, unsure of what she was indicating said, "What... one of those bastards ?" Without a pause, she said, "Yeah ! And ya better give me a few of those Son-of-a-Bitches next to 'em too."

Like My Body Is A Hacker
TO ALL OF FU FAMILY MEMB THERE IS THIS GIRL THAT IS HACKING INTO PPLS PROFILE AND CHANGING ALL PASS WORDS AND DELETING FRIEND LIST I KNOW SHE HAS DONE IT TO 3 PPL ALREADY ..SO JUST BE CAREFUL OUT THERE.....IF YOU WASNT TO SEE HER GO TO MY FRIENDS LIST (LOOK UP CRAWDAD) THEN LOOK AT HIS PROFILE AND YOU WILL SEE HER ......WATCH OUT SHE WILL DO WHAT EVER IT TAKES ..PASS THIS TO ALL UR FRIEND AND FAMILY AND FANS

Blah Week
Well you guys/girls prolly wanan get to know me better. I'm kind of new to this whole thing, So I thought writing a neat little blog will start a few things. Okay, well my name is Matt, I'm a loveable guy that loves to cuddle on cold days, or go for a walk on the warmer days. I'm usually pretty Forward 'bout my feeling and who i am. Sometimes i'm not depeneding whom i'm talking too. Yes, I am looking for a chick to be round, and no. I'm not really looking for someone that lives 7~greater hours away. Way to many Bad happening with things like that. I'm pretty affectionate, and love doing thing to the girl that becomes my gf, like small things, like kissing the back of her neck while cuddling on a couch watching a movie, or giving foot massages after she had a long day. (I'm good at that) I'm also a Truthfuly person, so if you want to know something 'bout me, either PM a question, or send me a invite on MSN or Yahoo and you can ask anything you trully want to know.

If You Are Not On My Friends List, Please Read...
if you like my profile, awesome. if you don't like my profile, even better. if you want to message me BECAUSE you like my profile, please take into consideration and respect the fact that i don't give a shit about your sex life, or the lack thereof. do not fucking message me asking about MY sex life or if i would be interesting in fucking you, because i'm not. if you want to get to know me, sweet. if you don't want to know me, PERFECT. please don't just expect or assume that i'm one of the million other sluts out there who just want to fuck the next tom, dick or harry that messages me. i don't care how lonely or pathetic you are, keep it to yourself. if you cannot hold a decent conversation without talking about how horny you are, or that you just need a one night fuck, or how hard your cock is, or have naked pictures you want to show off; do yourself a favor and save your time, because i could care less. go get your kicks elsewhere, because it's not happening here. and

Some Thing To Think About...
Some food for thought...this is LOVE. "Love is a basic dimension of human experience that is variously conveyed as a sense of tender affection, an intense attraction, the foundation of intimacy and good interpersonal chemistry, willing self-sacrifice on behalf of another, and as an ineffable sense of affinity or connection to nature, other living beings, or even that which is unseen. It manifests itself in feelings, emotion, behavior, thoughts, perception and attitude. It influences, underlies and defines major patterns in interpersonal relationships and self-identification." How do you like those apples?

Show Your Pride
i want to start an album with nothing but the finest boobs on fubar. so needless to say, ladies i need your help. if you thing you have the finest tits on fubar show them off. you dont have to show your face just your tits. i will have a winner in the end. you will be crowned the finest boobs. prize still to be determined.

What Can I Offer Her?
What can i offer her? All my life I dreamed of meeting one with immense beauty, and once i found her I would charm her and she'd be mine forever. I have found her and indeed she is all I wished for and more but she is not charmed nor intrigued. Then I think 2 myself "what can i offer her?" The tears warm my eyes and blur my vision. I stick 2 my stance of bravado and give the same uninterested look she gave me. She was so beautiful, But what can i offer her? written by tupac shakur

Wholeebob
most people i know call me wholeebob,but my name is Robert a Leonard i live in michigan. I was born in Ann Arbor in 1971 moved up north in 1973 to tustin mi I went to school in Marion mi and now i live just south of jackson michigan

How To Stop Excessive Sweating
Hi. I am Prabhakar. I have many friends. One of my friends came up with a question regarding sweating and how to stop excessive sweating. I said, I had some horrible experiences too. From my own experience I came to know about how to stop excessive sweatingwith the help of Internet. I asked them to follow the remedies available in the Internet.

Best Diet Pills
Are you looking for the best diet pills? There are so many options out there, so it is hard to determine what are the best diet pills for your body type. Today, we are going to discuss how to pick the right formula for you. best diet pills

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Joint Muscle Pain
The most common cause of combined and muscular discomfort is a disease called Wide spread Lupus Erythematosus (SLE). Most of the sufferers being affected by SLE experience muscular and combined problems during course of the illness. The discomfort is mainly due to the swelling of joint parts and muscle tissue. Sometimes the signs look like that of popular flu, as a serious discomfort in joint parts and muscle tissue can make someone experience really sick. The signs at times may look like those of osteoarthritis, as the joint parts, which have a painful discomfort also, get inflammed and become soft. In some sufferers the discomfort might not be so serious, but intense muscular swelling may result in loss of strength. Sometimes, combined and muscular discomfort come before SLE. In some extreme situations, a person may experience combined and muscular discomfort even at relax. Most of the sufferers being affected by muscular and discomfort are advised by doctors to have the right mix

Fubar Guys
Why is that 9/10ths of the guys on this damn site are so damn pathitic. I have a good friend that I have known for years that is on here and she has a heart of gold. People (guys) are complete assholes to her because she is a larger woman. WTF is that about I mean come on are you really going to judge a woman by her size???? You never know what is beyond the surface. There is no reason A) to be rude due to someones looks B) to act like an ass and treat her like shit just to make yourself feel better about yourself. EVERYONE is damaged in their own way and you are no better than anyone else.

That's Called Life
Everyone has walls, and some are impossible to tear down... what counts are the friends willing to climb the wall and share the ride!! I've found this out so many times... many heartbreaks, tears, and dreams crushed to the ground. I lost track of myself, of those who really cared about me, and even pushed some really important people away just trying to stay in my little box hiding away from the rest of the world. What I've found in hiding away is that there are so many out there who really do care, and it doesn't matter what has happened in the past, what struggles you face every day, or what's ahead in the future; they all just want to be there no matter what... letting them be there though, that is so hard!!! Opening up, sharing feelings, being vulnerable, trusting another person... blah, who needs that, right!?! Another disappointment, another person who tears you down, one more heartbreak in the making just by trying again, hoping beyond all hope! One thing I've learned in all tha

My Strange Mind
I have been having these vivid dreams that I am smoking pack upon pack of cigarettes. It bothers me a bit because I wake up tasting the smoke in my mouth and wanting a damn cigarette, but I quit and I am sticking to the plan. Have you ever had those rather vivid dreams of a nasty habit you are trying to get out of, and you wake up thinking it really happened or get the phantom feelings like it did? Ugh. I wish it would just stop. It's madness, damn it! MADNESS! Hopefully it will ease up on me. So you think I am fat? Oh well. Guess what? I am. Why is this your problem? Oh, well... It's not. This last week has been long and tiresome for me. I had my life flash before my eyes a few times, thinking how I wasn't ready, how this is too soon and I have to do something. I can remember a lifetime full of shit. I realized that it's all been struggle and fight to stay afloat and it seems like no matter how hard I try, I am always at the bottom of the pit, climbing that infinite ladder. Sometime

Futcoinsandroid
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Lori Lee's Stuff
Yeah, so I was born in San Francisco...grew up on Mt San Bruno, overlooking the SF Bay. GOD, what a view! Five miles from the 'City' with an older sister, twin brother & younger brother. I spent alot of time trying to out do my brothers in everything. Joined the Army, stayed in the reserves for 12 years. Grew up camping at lakes, so I like to fish as well as hunt. Totally into sports, have TONS of collectibles. Way into NASCAR, have been for years...Dated a SF 49er back in the day when they were good. Married twice, both kids were born while I was in the military. First husband was an Army brat,met him while we were stationed at Ft Sam Houston, San Antonio Texas, the second one was a civilian. Met him while stationed at the Oakland Army Base. Love my kids, love being single...I'm in control of the TV remote! And I love sleeping alone with my Teddy Bear.

Lostcherry [experiment]
Well here it is.. I finally dived into the world of 'Social Networking' here @ LostCherry. And so far I'm not really clear on what to think about it.. Within seconds after joining, I was receiving add requests for new 'friends' and being given an outlandish rating of 10 for my profile photo. Now.. wow.. I'm far more popular then i could have ever imagined.. But how is that so.. I have not even posted a word about myself. Well I quickly discovered the truth behind all the attention. It was nothing more then a ploy to fulfill a hidden agenda. All these new 'friends' were all just seeking to earn a new level of 'cherrism' It seems it's just common practice to pounce on the new arrivals and 'welcome' them. Well that seems like a great gesture, a friendly welcome to the community, but again there seems to be an alterer motive to all this 'friendliness'. Personally, I'd much rather people welcome me without then rating me.. and please don't consider yourself a friend you

Wow And Awesome
It's amazing one day you think you know what you want but then you meet someone who blows you away and everything changes. One day I sat down and figured what I wanted in a woman I could be in a realsonship with and until the day I would meet here I would just remain single. I never thought I would meet her. This weekend made me think in a whole new way. I meet the girl I wanted, She is awesome She has everything I wanted Looks, And the personality I thought I would never see. After this weekend all I can say is Wow and awesome. :)

Why Aren't You Married??
As many of you know I'm a single mom. I was married for 10 years to a not so nice guy. We have been divorced now for just over a year, apart for the last two and with that comes the "Allie, When are you going to marry again?" I hear the "that boy needs a father figure".. and," you need a man in your life to take care you".. I hear the, "your so cute and have a great personality you could find a nice guy to settle down with". Hold the bus! Who says I want to settle down? Who says I need someone to take care of me or my kid? I'm Sick of people assuming that because I'm a woman I need some big strong man to keep me safe- when in reality it was one of those big strong men that hurt me the most and kept me in danger.. Nothing like a broken jaw or cracked ribs to show ya that a husband wont keep you safe. Don't get me wrong, I dont think all marriage is bad. And I truly believe that people can marry and be happy. I like to think of myself as a romantic and I want to believe in the

Here's The Deal
If you wanna be my friend, you're gonna talk to me. Even if you're just talling me I'm hot, or you want my cock, you're gonna talk. Which brings me to my next point. If you would like my cock, please apply within.

Good Day~
just wanted to let the peeps on this site, that's i like it alot n i'm telling my friends about it so it can get more peeps on ya dig, so all the single n sexy females on this site, rate my pics n leav a comment if u wish. hope u like what u see!

New Friends
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TURBO WANTS SOME NEW FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!! I AS TURBO LIKE TO MAKE NEW FRIENDS BECAUSE THE LIFE ON THIS EARTH IS TO SHORT ! WHEN YOU HAVE FRIENDS YOU CAN TALK TO THEM , YOU CAN SEE WHAD UP WITH THEN! IF YOU WANT A FRIEND YOU MUST BE THERE IN NEED ! IF YOU WANT A FRIEND JUST BE THERE FORE THEM IN ANYWAY SHAPE OR FORUM! FRIENDS DONT KNOCK FRIENDS FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS !! KNOW MATTER DRUNK, HIGH, HAVE DESEASES, OLD, YOUNG,DIFFERENT IF THEY HAVE A DISABILATY LIKE I HAVE FRIENDS ALWAYS FRIENDS FOR LIFE !!!!! WE ALL NEED THAT ONE SPECIAL FRIEND !!!!!!!!! IM JUST TRYING TO BE A FRIEND TO SOMEONE !!! HOPEFULLY YOUR FRIEND TURBODOGG45 FROM TURBO CONTROL CENTER TURBOLAND U. S. A .

Does Anyone Ever??
Does anyone ever leave comments on here anymore.. I am pretty new but have no comments as of late... I may not be a prince but I can be someone who could be so very special as a friend to anyone who is looking for something deeper than sex.

Confession 29
as a gay woman i dont know why love has to hurt, is there any other gay woman that knows what im talking about? what i mean is that i dont understand it at all. i dont know why love has to heart for some one else to love the abuse. is there any gay woman know what im talking about?

What Is The Best Type Of Sex For You?
You prefer Romantic sex! You like romantic sex. For you, it's not all too much about being horny - it's more an expression of how you feel about your partner(s). It's an experience that you can share -- that you can experience and enjoy together. 'What is the best type of sex for you?' at QuizUniverse.com

Icesicle Strechings
Not to put a damper on things... but the whole concept of cherrytap is pretty disturbing to me. Firstly, the whole concept of paying to have your profile viewed. It seems to me to be pure vanity... a waste. If one were able to create content that were actually viewable, then one would turn a profit on it, not pay for it. We are people, not products to be sold--like dirty whores. Anyway, I digress. until later

Luvin Life
I'm very happy today my son is being bad today and resticted to his room so it's quite things are going good and i'm adjusting to CT this is a very cool web site and the people are giving it to me nice and slow still learning about this place i should have it down in about 5 years. thanks people

Looking For Ms. Right
Right now i am incarcerated but i get out in march. My sister is helping me find the right woman to slow me down. I am funny, romantic, and full of energy. and looking for a woman with a lot of love to give back and write so i have someone to look forward to seeing when i get out. write me if you're interested!!!!

Exotic Pets
We are looking for people to take these animals and give it a good home. We have an oscillated skink, albino leopard gecko, asian forest scorpion, chinese golden scorpion, emperor scorpion, Florida bark scorpion,rose hair scorpion, tai tiger scorpion, cuban tree frog, mississippi map turtle, red eared slider, yellow belly cooter, iguana, Mexican red striped knee tarantula. We have also a female burmese python and a nile monitor. We also have a True Malyasian Golden Gecko and is also a very unique morph like phase. Serious inquires only. We don't have time to play games. Thanks for reading our posting.

Sexual Iq
lets hop off on the good foot and do the bad thing You have a sexual IQ of 152 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.

Sexypinoy
YOU IS BOY HENRY AKA SEXYPINOY .ANY WAY I'M NEW IN THIS SITE SO I'M STIL FIGURE OUT HOW TO USE THIS IIGHT . ANY WAY I'M JUST HER TO MET NICE PPL AND SEXY GAL OK LOL . IF U 25 UP U WE CNA BE FRINDS AND CHAT U KNOW AND THIS IS MY YAHOO id bachata20@yahoo ok gurl .

Grinds My Gears!
ok it is plain to see that i am lightskinned! i hear see this all the time. it really pisses me off i know it may sound very weird but omg i want to scream! the one thing i cant stand is when people who aint lightskinned and no where near being lightskinned claim that they are lightskinned. that is a disracse 2 my race[lightskinned] yes i say that being lightskinned is a race. but omg they be like omg you so black and then they like 1 shade lighter than them omg that makes you so ugly and then i stand next you you there is a big difference biotch. to make a long story short i dont like you if you claim a race that your not COMPRENDAE

Pushed Over The Edge
Have you ever been trying to do the best that you can, and someone constantly pushes you. Over and over they press your buttons and expect you to take that poor treatment. They assume that you are nice so they run over you? Today at my job I have never been so offended by the poor treatment or constant abuse I received today. I started to just walk out and quit. Then again why shouldn't I? I am too good a worker to be dealing with this place. I guess that's just another thing I can say that I thought I had everything all understood and figured out, but I guess not. Maybe i'm too optimistic. I try to accept people for everything and think the best of them and you just can't be like that. It sucks but it's true. Well now that i've vented i'm going to bed XOXO Ash

My Lovely Brother In Law Not
I REALLY DONT LIKE MY BROTHER IN LAW HE JUST MOVED BACK HERE FROM FLORIDA AND HES ALREADY STARTING SHIT WITH EVER ONE HE TREID BREAKING UP HIS COUSINS MARRIAGE JUST BECAUSE HE DOESNT LIKE THE CHICK HES MARRIED TO SAYING THAT SHES A LOW LIFE AND WHAT NOT HE THINKS HES SO HIGH AND MIGHTY WHEN IN FACT HES THE LOW LIFE HES MARRIED AND IS HAVING AFFARS LEFT AND RIGHT GOD KNOWS HOW MANY HES HAD AND THEN HE LIKES TALKING SHIT ABOUT EVERYONE HE SAYS THAT IM FAT AND WHAT NOT BUT I THINK THATS ENOUGH BITCHING RIGHT NOW LOL

The Love Of My Daughter
not sure if this is a blog or not but had to get it off my chest this morning about 3:15 i woke up to get ready for work my daughter is at the puter after her work (she works nights, i work days) a friend left her a message about something and i put it on paper and left it in front of the puter where she could see it when she came in.. first thing she does is jump on me about it, so we had this big fight and now i am the worst mother that ever lived, i was called a bitch, a internet whore, an idiot,stupid asshole, and told i don't want any better for her... she said she did not want to be here and i told her that if she did not feel good here than to go where she did.. i have always wanted better for my kids her husband and her broke up about 5 months ago and i told her to come here, i just guess here is not good enough for her...i have done all i could for her and she says i don't encourage her but i have always told her that is she wanted to go back to school to do so.... but

Easter Thoughts
I have a friend who does not color Easter eggs. I think because she does not condone the Christian implication. I on the other hand feel weird if I don't color eggs. It is something we did when I was a child, and, yes it did at that time have Christian overtones. We went to church (Sunrise and regular) and sang "Halleluiah" at the top of our lungs. I had a child. She and I have awesome memories of coloring eggs and easter even w/out the whole church "thing." It is her favorite holiday. Stolen from the pagan rituals easter symbolizes birth, harmony and renewal. Peace everyone!!

Say It....damn It
I love you Christopher." She said breathing into his ear. The hot breath took his mind elsewhere. And the fact that she was nibbling on his ear lobe didn't help matters either. He began sliding his hand over her body instinctually. Her smooth skin took him further from reality. Guided only by his urges, he pressed her close to his body. A slight moan escaped her mouth before it was covered by his. Their lips danced together, fighting to take the lead. Each kiss signaled for another and yet another. Her mouth pulled away for a moment and then latched on to his bottom lip. A grunt formed in Christopher's throat as he took her by the wrists and pushed her into the nearest available wall. He took both of her wrists in one hand and used his other to cup the jaw of his lady. Christopher looked deeply into her eyes, as if to say something, but was cut short due to her lack of patience. Tara jumped on to Christopher, wrapping arm and leg alike around his body. She leaned down and began to

Unknown
computers are door to nething life in general people do any thing nd everything on these things and its unknown the reason why people have nothing more interesting in their life other than just keyboard and being able to look at photos of other people just to satisfy their loneliness but i like the fact that people got bored to create sites like this and i would put my drink up for them well have a good one peace-nibbles69

Lookin' 4 A Male Roommate In About A Month And A Half. So If Your Interested Holla.
Lookin' 4 a male roommate that wants to share a apartment with me. I don't care what you do because that's your biznizz. But be prepared to get some booty when you get home and b4 u go to work. but if you want more info, then all you gotta do is holla and i will give some info to you.

No Haters Welcome
Ok, so there are a few (if not more) ppl on here that seem to only look at other ppls pages just so they can hate on them. i dont know about everyone else...but i think that is pretty ...dumb, for lack of a better word. if u acctually take the time to look at someones page and all their pics and shit like that, just so u can insult them or talk shit or INTERFEAR in their lives then wouldnt that make you the stupid person? and yes there is one person i had in mind writing this. well, that's all just a thought i had. later

New Club In Riverside
There is a new club opening up tomarrow night Tues. it is called Klub Foundation. It is a goth,Industrial, EBM, etc. club. it is located in the University Village, building 1201 @ the Ville Itallian Resturant next to the movie theatre. Admission is FREE!!!!! Hope to see you all there!

Empathy
As we fumble thru the journey of this existence we call life we are always on the search for love, laughter, happiness, companionship to complete and fill the tiny holes that lie within our souls. Not knowing that in pursing these things that should make us happy will in fact be the things that begins our lifelong road to pain and torment when the reality sets in. Our hearts break, our disappointments become real, friendships wither, laughter fades and we start to realize that happiness might just be unattainable. We then begin to become these creatures full of emotions that take over and run our thoughts, behaviors, personalities, and even dreams and in the midst of it our perception and ideologies of happiness becomes construed and altered. We first go thru denial, then we become hurt, then we get angry, and then we will in a desperate effort to fill the empty voids we compromise. Our thoughts of happiness become shallow, meaningless and sometimes even unmoral. We begin to tell ou

A Soldiers Poem
** For all of our soldiers out there .. either at home with their families or over seas fighting for us ... GOD BLESS YOU!! May you always know you are appreciated and loved. ** Pain Is My Passion If I ever go to war Mom, Please don't be afraid. There are some things I must do, To keep the promise that I made. I'm sure there will be some heartache, And I know that you'll cry tears, But your son is a Soldier now, Mom, There is nothing you should fear. If I ever go to war Dad, I know that you'll be strong. But you won't have to worry, Cause you taught me right from wrong. You kept me firmly on the ground, yet still taught me how to fly. Your son is a Soldier now Dad, I love you Hooah, Even if I die. If I ever go to war Bro, There are some things I want to say. You've always had my back, and I know it's my time to repay. You'll always be my daybreak, through all of life's dark clouds, Your brother is a Soldier now, Bro, I promise I'll make you proud. If I ever

Boy Anticipates Sex With Girl (joke)
A boy decided to have a dinner with his girlfriend parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the

Ode To Coffee
ugh! THe AlARM! How i hate it so shattering what little silence i'm owed. slide out of the sheets and into some pants if only i can make it a small distance press the button, ahhh the sound of brew it won't be long, bu it won't come too soon i like my coffee, much like i lyke my women hott i don't care if your sweet sour, green or hazzle nut just do your job and wake me up