Subject: Never argue with a woman
>I thought you might enjoy this little story.
>
>One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and
>decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife
>decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors,
>and reads her book.
>Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman
>and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
>"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
>"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
>"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
>"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at
>any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
>"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
>"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
>"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
>start at any moment."
>"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
>
>MORAL:
>Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
>Send this to four women/girls who are thinkers. If you receive this, you
>know you're intelligent.
>Happiness keeps You Sweet,
>Trials keep You Strong,
>Sorrows keep You Human,
>Failures keeps You Humble,
>Success keeps You Glowing,
>But Only God keeps You Going.
