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All That I'm Living For (poem)
All that i'm living for All that i'm dying for Everything has faded away there is no hope for me after everything i've seen All that i'm living for All that i'm dying for all that i can't ignore lonely nights have grown so weary I can't pull myself together All that i'm living for All that i'm dying for there is no chance of moving on thought i could change the world although i wanted more All that i'm living for All that i'm dying for it hurts to love hard to believe in anything as my ghost gain upon me written by Raven 04/10/07

Photo Rating
Hi to whoever reads this Now im not vain, I dontb think im gods gift to women. lets just say im comfortable in my skin if you know what I mean and so far i,ve been attracting ratings of 10 for my pic (thanks im very flattered) but somones rated me a 5. Ok im not the best looking guy in the world but a 5 and also they dont appear to have a name.. so im just off to get a bucket to wear on my head

Dont Speed.....
Illinois will begin using photo radar in freeway work zones in July. Second offense tickets are $1,000 with license suspension. Beginning in July the State of Illinois will use speed cameras in areas designated as "Work Zones" on major freeways. Anyone caught by these devices will be mailed a $375.00 ticket for the FIRST offense, but he SECOND offense will cost $1000.00 and comes with a 90-Day suspension. Drivers will also receive demerit points against their license, which allows insurance companies to raise their rates. This represents the harshest penalty structure yet for a city or state useing PHOTO enforcements. The State will begin with TWO camera vans issuin g tickets in work zones with speed limits lowered to 45 MPH. Photographs of both the Driver's face and License plate are taken. Pass this on to everyone you know !!!! for more info: http://www.dot.state.il.us/press/r033005.html

My Body Mod Post
(Originally Posted on August 1, 2006)I am planning on getting a tattoo in the near future (the end of the month if I can afford it to be more precise). Right now, here's what I designed and am thinking of getting:As you can see, the upside-down star is red, and the cresent moon is actually a set of horns. It has a pagan and satanic flavor I kind of like.So far, though, I am unsure what color(s) I should have the horns filled in with. Maybe I'll leave them blank, or fill in the horns with black and leave the middle blank or fill it in with white.Any other ideas? Now, since this is my first body modification of any sort (I have no tattoos, piercings, scars (other than accidental or surgical), etc.), I want something simple, more or less symbolic, and relatively small. (This one'll be about 2 inches in diameter.)(P.S. My wife thinks I won't go through with it.) tag: satan, satanic, satanist, satanism, religion, devil, art, tattoo

More Random Funnies...
Kentucky Love Poem Susie Lee Done Fell In Love; She Planned To Marry Joe She Was So Happy 'bout It All She Told Her Pappy So. Pappy Told Her, "susie Gal, You'll Have To Find Another. I'd Just As Soon Yo' Ma Don't Know, But Joe Is Yo' Half Brother." So Susie Put Aside Her Joe And Planned To Marry Will, But After Telling Pappy This, He Said, "there's Trouble Still. You Can't Marry Will, My Gal, And Please Don't Tell Yo' Mother, But Will And Joe, And Several Mo' I Know Is Yo' Half Brother." But Mama Knew And Said, "my Child, Just Do What Makes Yo' Happy. Marry Will Or Marry Joe. You Ain't No Kin To Pappy." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I was just thinking about my second wife. We met at a party. I fell for her fast. After a week I asked her to marry me. She said: "But we don't really know each other yet." I said: "Don't worry, we'll learn about each other as we go." So we got married in Las Vegas.

Goosebumps...
A Poem That Gives You Goosebumps... A drunken man in an Oldsmobile they said had run the light. That caused the six-car pileup on 109 that night. When broken bodies lay about and blood was everywhere, The sirens screamed out eulogies, for death was in the air. A mother, trapped inside her car, was heard above the noise, Her plaintive plea near split the air, "Oh, God, please spare my boys!" She fought to loose her pinned hands, she struggled to get free, But mangled metal held her fast in grim captivity. Her frightened eyes then focused on where the back seat once had been, But all she saw was broken glass and two children's seats crushed in. Her twins were nowhere to be seen, she did not hear them cry, And then she prayed they'd been thrown free, "Oh, God, don't let them die!" Then firemen came and cut her loose, but when they searched the back, They found therein no little boys, but the seat belts were intact. They t

The Adventures Of Putz Boy - The Silent Treatment
(Originally Posted on August 2, 2006)Today the tech staff went to a breakfast at Cracker Barrel paid for by the company. Even though I tried sitting far away from Putz Boy & Idiot Boss, I was sitting near both of them.Idiot Boss kept asking questions up and down the table about projects we were working on, so it wouldn't have helped where I was sitting in regards to him. Heck, since he was close I didn't have to yell my responses.Putz Boy, on the other hand, was a different kettle of fish.At yesterday's tech meeting (maybe the day before), he mentioned that he is kept out of the loop. (For any Drawn Together fans, I say, "Uh, DUH!") Today during breakfast, it was like he was a silent mannequin, just barely talking and just eating whatever he had ordered. (He had even forgotten what it was he ordered.) :-)Anyway, some of us are thinking he realized he messed up big time. Either that or his bipolar disorder has tripped back to depression. Maybe both! We can only hope...tag: job

Another Charity Event
(Originally Posted on August 3, 2006)Supposedly in Great Britain, there will be a Masturbate-A-Thon coming soon. (No pun intended.) According to the article, the idea migrated from the U.S. and will be used for charity for Marie Stopes (a sexual health organization) and the Terrance Higgins Trust (an HIV charity).A couple of paragraphs from the story:Those wanting to take part will have the option of wearing clothes that "they feel hot or erotic in'' and will be able to go into private booths, and male-only or female-only areas, should they wish.Around five people were aiming to break the masturbation record (eight-and-a-half hours for a man and six hours 20 minutes for a woman).What I want to know is, if the idea came from the U.S., why haven't I heard of them? It's definitely news. And it's the kind of activism I'd really be able to hold onto in today's hard world. (Pun intended this time.)Does anybody else know where these are held in the U.S.?Also good god! The world recordss

Another Business Coincidence!
CFO of Menu Foods sold half his shares week before pet food recall BY ROB GILLIES Associated Press April 11, 2007, 3:23 PM EDT TORONTO -- The chief financial officer of Menu Foods sold about half his shares in the company just three weeks before a massive recall of its pet food products, Canadian insider trading reports show. CFO Mark Wiens sold 14,000 shares for $89,900 on Feb. 26 and Feb. 27. The shares are now worth about $54,000. "He feels just awful that this link has been made,'' company spokesman Sam Bornstein said Wednesday. But Bornstein said Wiens faced a restricted window in which he could sell his shares. A blackout period related to the company's fourth quarter results prevented Wiens from trading until Feb. 19, Bornstein said. Wiens sought permission in writing from the CEO to trade then, a standard practice, he said. Wiens currently owns about 17,000 shares. Menu Foods began getting calls about sick cats around Feb. 26, but Born

New Altar Room Almost Finished
(Originally Posted on August 4, 2006)Two nights ago, I got a king-sized, black flat sheet from Wal-Mart. I am planning on using it as the fourth wall where the altar will be. I took an old ethernet cord the dogs had chewed through and will use that to hold the sheet up.I got to thinking that it'd really be nice to have a Baphomet symbol embroidered/painted/etc on the sheet. Unfortunately I don't know quite where to get this done and my artistic skills are not too hot. I might do it anyway, maybe by gluing pieces of felt to make the pattern or something.Another thing I'd like to do is to put a few grommets into the sheet. That way, there'd be less of a chance of the sheet getting messing up by hanging it up.Also, I wonder how popular Satanic cross-stich patterns would be. There are computer programs that can take scans of pictures and such and turn them into a cross stitch pattern.tag: satan, satanic, satanist, satanism, religion, altar

Black Cat's Bad Luck
(Originally Posted on August 8, 2006)Our black cat has found herself a new perching place. It's on the altar setup in the new room. :-) Since she's black and the sheet on the altar is black and the sheet behind the altar is black, it's hard to see her.And you guys can't see her at all because I lost the cord to connect my camera to the computer.(Of course, she then jumped up on it, moving the sheet enough so that everything fell off of it. :-( The fall shattered my chalice!)I guess from now on, I'll just set up the altar for rituals.tag: cat, animals, altar, satanic, satanism, satanist, satan, religion

Wishes!
There is a wish in my heart! If only wishes would come true! Sitting in the dark, Thinking till my thoughts turn blue! This wish that I desire Is, so far out of reach! It burns thru my soul like fire! This wish consumes me Each and every day! Strongly and tenderly! I will love you all eternity

I'll Be There!
When times are tough Know that I am there! When life gets rough Know that I am there! When you need to cry Let me wipe the tears from your eyes! When you need to be alone! I will sit and wait by the phone! When you feel like you can't go on, And life seems to drag along, Just close your eyes, Picture me by your side, Wrapping you in the warmth of my arms, Whispering to you sweetly Reminding you of your charms! Loving you so discreetly Let me hold you all night Till all your wrongs are made right.. Forever with you I will be.. Loving you throughout eternity. Let me wipe away all fears, Let me kiss away those tears Let me show you I love you There's Nothing I would Not do To have you by my side You know i cherish you on the inside! You have won my heart! But you knew that from the start! I can not hide anything from you, You always see right thru You know my very thoughts It is you that I have always sought You are an angel sent from above I would die

Just Figured Someone Needed To Say It!
What the f*ck is wrong with guys these days? Hell I guess if I could answer that I would be a damn millionaire. Why do guys seem to think that they can tell you anything that they think you want to hear then turn thier asses around and totally contradict themselves. Why is it ok for a man to cheat, sleep with a shit load of females, get drunk and do whatever whenever BUT when a female does it its wrong. Who the hell do they think they are? We are no different from you we both cant live with or with out each other so get your heads out of your asses and stop judging us and look at your damn self first. Just be truthful with us from the get go we'll respond to that alot better I can promise that. Don't feed us lines of bullshit about you like us and you can see yourselves with us when all you really want is some ass! Hell you don't think that some of us girls just want some ass too??!! If you really want to have a realationship with us then respect us when we take things slow, if all you

A Woman's Dictionary.
1. FINE : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. FIVE MINUTES: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3. NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4. GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5. LOUD SIGH: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6. THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and whe

Women... You Can't Live With Them
The hormone hostage knows there are days of the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!! DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that? SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown. SAFEST: WOW! Look at you! ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? SAFER: What did I do wrong? SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars. ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left. SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that? ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: What did you do all day? SAFER: I hope you

Hooah!
A United States Soldier was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am, God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Soldier got out of his chair, went up to the professor and cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken. He looked at the Soldier and aske

Friend
Friend A friend is a person To laugh and cry with, An inspiration, Someone who lends a helping hand, Though friends may not be forever, And they may not end up together, The memories of a true friendship will Last forever. A friend is not a shadow nor a servant But someone who hold A piece of a person in his heart. Someone who shares a smile, Someone who brightens up your day What makes a person a friend? Is by saying your Love will stay.

Thursday Links: Msnbc Pulls Imus, Radiothon Donation Links, David Duchovny And Finger Eleven Videos, New Boobs On Rate My Wow, New Videos
LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) It's a sad...and somewhat frightening day today in the broadcasting business this morning, kiddies. Radio legend Don Imus was removed from the MSNBC airwaves yesterday, and in the middle of the 18th Annual WFAN Radiothon, no less. If YOU would like to help support this good cause, and raise money for some sick kids, you can donate here or call 877-877-6464...and tell 'em who sent you! Remember kids, the Opie and Anthony Traveling Virus kicks off this weekend in Las Vegas at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino. There are still tickets available (but not many), so GET TICKET LINKS AND LINEUP INFORMATION HERE As always, if you want to check out any of the show, you can flip on your Paltalk and watch it all happen LIVE. Then, you can get completely distracted by all the naked women on their webcams...just like us.(and no, you don't need a webcam to check out all the video feeds) Thanks to Sam, we have some brand new O&A Vid

Shocking!
(Originally Posted on August 11, 2006)FINALLY! We might be getting rain here before I go home! I can hear thunder outside. :-)But don't worry, I won't get wet. I brought my umbrella.That's right. I brought a big, metal stick with all sorts of metal antennae radiating from the top covered with a piece of wet fabric. In a thunderstorm.Uh huh. Yeah. But I will use it anyway.In old news, my parents' house was hit by lightning a few years back. It came in one corner, fried the alarm system and my dad's computer, and left from the opposite corner. Bricks were blown out from the force/heat/whatever.And so we come back to the umbrella...tag: weather, lightning

Quiz Time!
(Originally Posted on August 11, 2006)Take the quiz: Which of the four crownprinces of Hell are you?LuciferLucifer, the morning star, brings enlightenment from the East, with the rising Sun.He is a creature of unspoiled wisdom, and of genuine emotions, such as pure romance and true love. Art and literature, music and poetry are all his area. He possesses both unmatched scholary wisdom, as well as creativity and imagination. Lucifer brings greater awareness, to open our souls and minds so we can question, dream, think, wonder... and evolve. With that he represents the spiritual ascent, and life.Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!

I Am New, Help Anyone?
Hey everyone, I am new to CT and it will take me a while to get my stuff right on here. I do have yahoo messenger if you want to chat with me. My screen name is ( tapalotluv )I also have a myspace. ( http://www.myspace.com/tapalotluv ) If that is not right sorry lol I will double check it tho. I have lots of pics.

Satanism Defined - Poorly
(Originally Posted on August 12, 2006)A few days ago, somebody asked for a description of Satanism, a feat which, while interesting, seemed beyond me. It would be the equivalent of a Southern Baptist explaining Christianity and being all-inclusive of all the sects.So, without further ado, I would like to offer (a) my definition of Christianity and (b) my definition of Satanism. (I include both so that people who are familiar with either will see how bad their definition is and so relax on the other definition.)A) Christian: A Christian is someone who believes a translation of a set of stories in a book called The Holy Bible. In this work, an uber-being creates everything in the universe (except, of course, itself), giving humans rules to live by. Anybody living by the rules is favored by this being, anyone going against the rules are evil. Since the uber-being loves everybody, it has made a place called "heaven" where the righteous (i.e. people who believe in it and follow its r

Freebie Frid... Err... Monday!
(Originally Posted on August 21, 2006)Now, before I post this link, I neither condone nor condemn the practice described. (Yes, it's the old CYA line.)Having said that, here is a link for an article on how to screw over the Focus on the Family "Church" by getting all sorts of free things from them. This supposedly includes CDs, DVDs, etc.While I haven't done this one, I have in the past accepted bibles and such from religious groups. I figure one less bible that I have received means one less they'll have to pass out to a willing fool, and the money they spent on creating it is just lost.Heck, now that I've become a Satanist, maybe I'll use some of them in rituals to bring about Christianity's downfall.(Not that that'll happen anytime soon. The church is too powerful right now.)tag: religion, christian, christianity, satan, satanism, satanic, satanist, ritual, bible, Focus on the Family, Dobson, free stuff, freebies-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Ave Satanas!

The Truth Hurts (even If It's Funny)
(Originally Posted on August 24, 2006)Even in comedy, there is truth. In Red Dwarf (a British sci-fi comedy), for example, Lister, one of the main characters, found he was worshipped as a god by a race of beings who evolved from his cat. One of the things he finds out is the cats fought each other based on a silly piece of what he was supposed to have said. Millions died. LISTER: This is terrible. Holy wars, killing. They're just using religion as an excuse to be extremely crappy to each other. TOASTER: So what else is new?It's happening today as well. People suck.tag: religion, wars, terrorism, fighting, scifi, Red Dwarf-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Ave Satanas!

Chicka Chicka Bow Womp
(Originally Posted on August 24, 2006)I went to go pick my wife up from the hospital today and, as I passed a newspaper vending machine I saw one of those damn Chick's tracts, this one being "This WAS Your Life."Not wanting to risk people getting infected with the hate-filled memes of it, I threw it away.Coming back to work, I see that somebody paid 15 cents for it. (That's how much they are on his website.) Therefore, somebody wasted fifteen cents, probably plus shipping.It reminded me of when I bought a set of nontracts from the Freedom From Religion Foundation. Yes, they (the Chick tracts and the FFRF nontracts) are informative for the person willing to buy them. but for other people, they're mostly a waste of money and other resources. Why? The people most willing to read them are the people who already agree with it. The people who "need" it most are the ones who are the least likely to read it.I once thought about putting up business cards with one of my Satanic blog addre

Hit And Run Email
(Originally Posted on August 31, 2006)Today when I checked my emails, I found I had a message in StumbleUpon.Weird. I couldn't remember getting another message there before...Curious, I opened my SU account screen and checked the email. First off, I found I did receive one message before, from some woman I added as a friend. (Adding people as friends allows you to Stumble their pages as well.) Anyway, the new message was from some guy in South Africa who goes by the handle Mental-Rage, a guy whom I have had absolutely no contact with before. The message asked if I had gotten divorced yet.Now I think if this person reads my blogs, it would have been better if he would have replied there. So I think he could be referring to the fact that most of the links I have saved are porn links. I couldn't ask, since it looks like he might have blocked me.You know, that kind of irritates me. Some loser puts a comment like that, then doesn't allow for follow-up comments. If you notice, I all

My Daily Insights
The difference between great people and everyone else is that great people create their lives actively, while everyone else is created by their lives, passively waiting to see where life takes them next. The difference between the two is the difference between living fully and just existing. Michael E. Gerber Free Comment Codes

Satanic Startup
(Originally Posted on September 11, 2006)Recently, I was asked to "help" people learn about Satanism.The best way, I suppose, is to do research, starting with The Satanic Bible by Anton LaVey. There are also some good websites with information, such as The Church of Satan, The First Church of Satan, and The Joy Of Satan. (The two Churches of Satan are more or less philosophical organizations, whereas the Joy of Satan is geared towards theological Satanism.)Other things that would be good would be to join discussion groups, such as The Dark Sanctum and FCoS.tag: religion, satan, satanism, satanic, satanist, LaVey-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!

What A Bloody Day!!
ok yall...i have had a really bad day...let me tell ya about it 1.) my 9 yr old son got suspended from school for what i like to lovingly call being a jackass!!! he got involved in a fight at school and so he got suspended. 2.) im getting ready to leave work when i get in my car and it wont turn over!!! so i popped the clutch and pulled it into our shop to deal with on friday. 3.) its been bloody cold here!! not very condusive to riding a motorcycle!! not to mention that most oklahoma drivers dont have the ability to see motorcyclist on the road...apparently we are invisble when we ride!!! ok thats all im going to rant about right now... keep the shiny side up! rock on!

I Don't Get It
I never will understand racism. What makes anyone think that their skin color or ethnicity makes them better than anyone else? The sad part is that there is not one ethnic group who is free from racism. If races are divided and men and women are divided, how in HELLLL can we ever hope to come together as a people?? Tradgedy doesn't do it. Well, it does it for maybe 15 minutes and then everyone goes back to hating each other. I'm wondering this a lot these days. You even have division between Muslim sects. I never quite understood why they seemed to even hate eachother until I got older and started asking questions and seeking answers. Who knew there was 2 factions of Muslims, Suni's and Shiites. How could we even know that when the only thing, even as little kids, that we hear is "Today a Muslim extremist suicide bomber killed 50 people..." That just plops all Muslims into one group and that hardly seems fair. Neither is it fair to assume that just because you live in the Middle Ea

.my Mi Amour. 1o-23-o6.
as i sit here listening to them same old songs i keep thinking that i have that betrayed you. i have told something that came up in my life. something very dear to me, i may lose. i want you to know that i have not betrayed you. you are here in my mind, heart, & soul. i am here for you in always, my mi amour. as i have told you times & tomes before that i am never going to leave your side. but right now i have to be with the one i may lose. but u will be waiting for you. i know i will see you soon. bit not soon enought,mi amour. please believe me i am herefor you & only you. you are part of my strength & my happiness. as of now my mi amour, i am going to be here for a short time. but lost lost for a short time. i am going to come back to you my mi amour.

Shoot Me? Twice? Three Times? It Actually Takes 11 Bullets To Kill Me.
01. When's the last time you ran? few days ago 002. Do your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them? some do. 003. What are you reading right now? this 004. Do you celebrate 4/20? Nope. No weedies for me. 006. Favorite ice cream? Ben and Jerry's NY chocolate chunk mmmhmm. 007. When was your last doctor's visit? three weeks ago. 008. Do you get the full 8 hours of sleep a night? no, i have horrible painful (physically) nightmares that wake me up constantly. 009. Have you ever been married? Nope 010. "First Loves Are Never Over;" is this true for you? No, its mos deff over. 012. If anyone came to your house on your "lazy days" what would they find you wearing? boxers and a beater. 013. What type of music you listen to? Metalcore, rock. 014. Have you ever been on your school's track team? fuck nope 015. Do you own a pair of Converse? nope 017. Do you eat raw cookie dough? when its around. 018. Have you ever kicked a vending machine

A Faceless Love
For years it wandered in my mind It chew a blade of grass With an open heart That smells so sweet Oh Man of foreign lands Did you hear my silent voice? Or even my silent cry Silently without comment Calling, falling, whispering love to you Fixed in eternity… falling love As dreams keep falling upon my pillow They fall… and turn to gold For years it wandered in my mind Words came through the void spots Like silk… gentle and soft… filled with light You gave light to nothingness Oh!! Man of foreign lands Hear my silent voice… and cry And silently without a word Calling, falling, whispering… love to you As dreams keeps falling upon my pillow Love so sublime upon my soul I feel for you For all eternity

When Love Really Arrives
When Love really arrives When True Love stays aside of any human 's life... loneliness takes the place prolonging nights and days. When True Love is not near, what song you use to hear? what means time and space? which are the special days? When Love remains so far and you resemble tire, to whom you will require? where will be your desire? When True Love is abide with whom you can comply? Who will respond your call and hear you at all? When True Love stays inside the soul enjoys it's truthfulness you hear His voice reply; your heart remains rely. When True Love overflows something makes your face glows; Love enjoys your free soul looking at the Great Goal. When True Love states His kingdom you recover the reason; you retrieve your lost smile; yours becomes a new life. When True Love really arrives never you will be abide; you will live in Victory since you are seeing His Glory.

Creepy Crawlies
UGH! I went to check my mail just a few moments ago and came across the following hoardes of ants swarming the hallways. Decided to take a few pictures just in case we needed some proof. But right now my skin is crawling...blah! You can check out the pics in my grossness folder.

Friends
A friend is like a flower, a rose to be exact, Or maybe like a brand new gate that never comes unlatched. A friend is like an owl, both beautiful and wise. Or perhaps a friend is like a ghost, whose spirit never dies. A friend is like a heart that goes strong until the end. Where would we be in this world if we didn't have a friend

My Friend
My Friend My Friend when I think of you. I think of all that we've been through. All the times we argue and fight, I know deep inside that it isn't right. I, then feel bad and alot of pain. It feels like I've fallen from the sky like the rain. I love you dear friend with all of my heart. But now that you're gone I've fallen apart. I'm getting better as the days go by. I wish sometimes this was all a big lie. I pray to you every night. It's like you're my fire, a burning light. My dear friend, I miss you alot. I still wonder why you were put in that spot. I know you're in a place much better than here. Watching and helping me with all of my fear. Our friendship my dear friend, we will have to the end. Friends til the end is what we will be. Someday we'll be together, together you and me.

Happy N U No It
If you're friendly and you know it, clap your hands. If you're friendly and you know it, clap your hands. If you're friendly and you know it, and you really want to show it, If you're friendly and you know it, clap your hands!

To Dam Funny!
THIS IS QUITE REMARKABLE, PLEASE DON'T CHEAT! In the middle of the table is a round food tray with five kinds of Fruits on it. They are: A. Apple B. Banana C. Strawberry D. Peach E. Orange Which fruit will you choose? Please think VERY carefully and don't rush into it. This is great, I was astounded! Your choice reveals a lot about you! Test results: Please SCROLL DOWN If you have chosen: A. Apple: That means you are a person who loves to eat apples B. Banana: That means you are a person who loves to eat bananas C. Strawberry: That means you are a person who loves to eat strawberries D. Peach: That means you are a person who loves to eat peaches E. Orange: That means you are a person who loves to eat oranges I hope you find fulfillment in this new insight about yourself. May it bring you peace and understanding, tranquility and all that other profound stuff. Also I bet that right now you wo

Things That Make You Want To Go Hm-m-m-m-m
Things that make you want to go Hm-m-m-m-m Here are a few things to think about while you are relaxing... Most of you will just LOVE the last one! Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people pay

And We Cry Like Idiots About Don Imus. . .what A Joke. . .
German army in new racism row Story Highlights• German soldier told to imagine African-Americans while firing, video shows • Comments by an instructor were captured on video and broadcast on TV • Defense ministry says it is aware of the video and is investigating • Video posted on a Web site used by soldiers to exchange private videos BERLIN, Germany (AP) -- A video showing a German army instructor telling one of his soldiers to envision African-Americans in the Bronx while firing his machine gun was broadcast Saturday on national television. The video, coming after scandals involving photos of German soldiers posing with skulls in Afghanistan and the abuse of recruits by instructors, seemed likely to raise more questions about training practices in Germany's conscript army. "We can no longer talk about an isolated case," said Lt. Juergen Rose of the Darmstaedter Signal, a group of current and former army officers and sergeants who independently review military procedure

Poem Called "trust"
I trust you with my heart I trust you when we are apart I trust you each and every day I trust you in every possible way I trust that at the end of the day You will send love my way I trust you with my life Today I asked you to be my wife I trust that your answer will be yes At that moment I will feel truly blessed I trust you will take my hand in life Let our love guide us thru all the strife We are three hearts beating as one Our love keeps rising like the sun I will trust you till the end of time Trusting all along that you are mine!

Hypocrosy
Please tell me if I havent spelled hypocrosy right! Theres something I've noticed that has me just laughing at the hypocrosy of it all. For starters, yes I smoke weed. I'm I guess a professional woman, I work hard , I'm a good person, I volunteer , I have friends..etc...For many years I didnt. I'd say from 19-36 I didnt touch nary a roach, but then met up with a friend of mine who did . And I decided, "why the heck not?" I have begun to notice some things,mostly at work. People think its hilarious when someone tells their little tale about going home and putting away a whole bottle of vodka. Or they think its hilarious when someone tells a little story about getting so drunk they have to crawl around on the floor,they cant even walk. Or they think its great fun to wake up somewhere, anywhere,and not even know where you are!! I listen to stupid stuff like that all the time. Yet when I say I would rather smoke pot, I get horrified looks. I'm called a pothead, a druggie...or even

Not A Bad Weekend
Yesterday I was laid up all day. I think it's because I took the Percocet and then laid back down. After that I was really sluggish and just blah all day. I hated it. But I'm ok today whcih is cool because the weather was gorgeous. I djed this morning. It was ok. It's losing its luster, ya know? Maybe it's because I'm on so much. I feel like a slave to the station sometimes. Nothing really exciting happened. I like it that way..lol. Some people like excitement. Not me. Been there done that. It's nice just to sit back and chill, too. I was thinking about relationships. It's funny how some people just aren't "happy" unless they're in a relationship. Then, they bitch and whine and complain the whole time. Why is that? I'm happy just being alone. I've gotten to the point that I really don't give a shit if I ever "find a man." I'm not sure what I want anyway. Ok, that's a lie. I KNOW what I want but I'm not so convinced he's out there. Maybe I'm just too old for the bullshit. I

Another Weekend Gone :)...
Cool MySpace Comments It was a great weekend, the sun shining the warm nights...and the dancing at the clubs. :D I hope ya'll had a great time, new memories maybe even new b/f's or g/f's :P. Whatever the case maybe, as long as we all had a great time yes? :) For those experiencing heartbreak...new week coming and eventually a new weekend:D, no worries time moves forward.;) Sit back, chill, listen to your tunes and have a great week! :D PEACE LOVE DANCE, watchingufromthemoon™ AKA lifelover2000 Cool MySpace Comments Cool MySpace Comments

Monday Links: Vegas Virus Recap, Vegas Photos, Frank Vincent, Joe Rogan, Hot Chick O&a Tribute, New Videos Online
Triumphant in Las Vegas! LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) It's a wet, sloppy, flooded Monday here in the New York area, but the Opie and Anthony Show is back from Las Vegas and ready to broadcast! If you missed the show in Las Vegas, don't worry...the 2007 Traveling Virus Tour is making the rounds all over the country. CHECK TRAVELING VIRUS LINEUP AND TICKET INFO HERE Thanks to our own E Rock and a bunch of loyal fans, there are a TON of photos from the Traveling Virus Show in Las Vegas: PHOTOS: Traveling Virus in Las Vegas Today on the POgram, Sopranos star Frank Vincent will be checking into the program, and Traveling Virus comic Joe Rogan will be calling in to recap the Vegas madness and possibly talk about his new CD Shiny Happy Jihad. As always, if you want enjoy any of the in-studio goodness, you can turn on yer Paltalk and eavesdrop on the show. Don't have it? Just install the Paltalk and go to 'Opie and Anthony Live'.(and no, you don't

News Story: The Kinder, Gentler Satanist
(Originally posted on November 2, 2006)Here's a link to a news story about the founder of PositiveSatanism.org. It makes a good read for people who need to put some faces onto Satanists.tag: religion, satan, satanic, satanism, satanist, news-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!

News Story:
(Originally posted on November 3, 2006)I love it when a religious zealot gets caught with his hand in the cookie jar. (Or in this case, the methamphetamine and gay sex jar.)Here's a clip of the news story:A leading evangelist and outspoken opponent of gay marriage has given up his post as president of the National Association of Evangelicals while a church panel investigates allegations he paid a man for sex.The rest of the story can be found here.tag: news, christian, christianity, sex, religion-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!

News Story: Fbi Investigating Virginia Voter Calls
(Originally posted on November 7, 2006)Well, here's a happy little piece of election news about some group calling Virginians to try to mess up their voting. Wonder who it could be...Not only is it Virginians, but people in New Mexico as well. And the Athens County prosecutor in Ohio also issued a warning against this type of fraud.I'm tired of this kind of crap going on.tag: politics, republican, gop, fraud, crime-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!

News Story: Discrimination In Lawn Care
(Originally posted on November 11, 2006)There's been a news story about a company called Garden Guy, a landscaping company in Houston, Texas.Basically, the company sent an email to a gay guy stating "I need to tell you that we cannot meet with you because we choose not to work for homosexuals."On top of that, they have a link on their site to a site that's trying to stop gay marriage.So, would you want to work for or hire a company that discriminates against anybody like that? I mean, what does homosexuality have to do with landscaping? (Other than bad jokes, of course...) They have paid the price, though. Their company has been inundated with emails stating that people don't like the way they discriminate.tag: homosexual, news, discrimination, business-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!

Dropspot Fun
(Originally posted on November 17, 2006)Today I posted my first entry at DropSpots.org. It's a site that takes the GPS Cache craze and transforms it where people without GPS devices can play.I left some buttons at my site. Anybody wanna go find them?tag: dropspot, fun, geocache-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Donate Virtual BloodAve Satanas!

A Week Of Life
(Originally posted on November 28, 2006)Well, so what's happened since last week?1) Our dogs (well, my wife's dogs) were picked up by animal control last Wednesday. (They were playing with a good-looking other dog they found who lived farther away.) My father-in-law bailed them out yesterday. If he didn't, we wouldn't have been able to do so until this upcoming Friday.2) Putz Boy has left! He got a job with some other company, hopefully where he will go crazy or something.3) Speaking of crazy, The Loon sent an email in today saying simple, "I quit. Have a nice day." While his parents are worried that he is still crazy, I have some relief in that I don't think he'll knife me when my back is turned. Not too sure, though, if he won't come back and shoot the place up. His parents state that he won't get help or take meds, so they're in for trouble.4) I've switched to Linux which, although it is a bit difficult to get used to, is a lot safer than Windows.I guess that's about that

Betty Bowers Presents: The War On Christmas
(Originally posted on November 28, 2006)Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian, has an update on the War Against Christmas. Good read!(Personally, I agree with Ruth Marcus who said, "If the anti-Christmas forces are winning, then the war in Iraq is nothing short of total victory.")tag: War On Christmas, christianity, atheism, humor, Betty Bowers-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-a href="http://world4.monstersgame.co.uk/?ac=vid&vid=47133057">Donate Virtual BloodAve Satanas!

Drop Spot Update
(Originally posted on December 8, 2006)Today I went to the drop spot I created and found somebody had left a Nerf rocket. I brought it back and found a note inside with an email address. I sent the person an email and wrote my email address on the note as well. I returned the rocket to the drop spot for others to find.(Fortunately, it still fit even with the other stuff I put in the hole.) :-)tag: drop spot, fun, geocaching-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Donate Virtual BloodAve Satanas!

Oh, What A Tangled Web We Weave
(Originally posted on December 11, 2006)Before I start getting into the meat of this blog, I need to explain something.I grew up as a military brat. That means that I had to leave all the friends that didn't leave me first. That's what moving around does to you.There were three people who were a constant in my life: my parents and my sister (now ex-sister; she disowned me).Truthfully, I've never been that close to my family. If they weren't related, I doubt if we would ever have met. That doesn't mean that I dislike or hate them. It means that we have nothing in common.Anyway, one thing my mom gets mad about is that my wife and I don't tell them much about what's going on in our lives. That boils down to these three reasons:1) Anything we tell my mom can and will be told to complete strangers at any given time when my mom needs a conversation starter.2) Anything we tell my mom can and will be used against us at a later time.3) Sometimes I don't tell my mom things because I do

The Train Has Stopped...for The Moment
howdy yall!! hope everyone is doing well! have you ever had one of those days where you just decided to make the train stop? i have. today was that day for me. ive been working almost 24/7 for the last 4 months and today i had decided im not going to let work drive the train. im glad i made that decision. when i made that decision the rest of the day was easy. when i got home i made dinner, i made myself a drink and for the moment all is right in the world. maybe its just a case of spring pms (parked motorcycle syndrome). i dont know. whatever it is i think my decision to stop this runaway train is probably a good one. now that there will be more days of sunshine and good weather for riding im sure that my temperment and mood will greatly improve! and on that i will close this musing :) keep the shiny side up! rock on!

Please Help!
Hello. I am participating in WalkAmerica because I believe in the March of Dimes mission to save babies. Please support my fundraising efforts by sponsoring me in WalkAmerica today. Contributing to my walk online is fast, easy and secure. You can donate directly from my personal webpage with a credit/debit card or PayPal. If you prefer, I can also accept cash or check. Just click the appropriate box on my webpage. The money we raise helps save premature and sick babies. Premature birth is the #1 cause of newborn death and the biggest threat to babies' health today, and through WalkAmerica, the March of Dimes is funding important research to find out why premature birth happens and what can be done to prevent it. I've joined with millions of compassionate people across the country who support WalkAmerica each year. Won't you please help me in this worthy cause? Visit my webpage and sponsor me in the walk that saves babies! With your support, there's hope. You can donate

Level 3
WOO HOO I,m a cherry grunt level 3 so as im now a cherry god (does that sound rude) I expect more contact from sexy ladies..wow im such a MCP.. anyhow a joke a paitent in a hospital calls the nurse over and says can ya eat this apple pie for me the nurse says of course i can, takes the pie to the staff room and pigs it down after finishing she goes back on the ward. The patient calls her over and says that pie i gave ya ta eat is it ot yet...

Stroke! Information That Could Save Your Loved Ones Life!
Yesterday my Father-n-law suffered a stroke. Just a few moments before the stroke, he was on top of a latter painting his house. He got off the latter, and was cleaning the paint gun when the stroke happened. He lost all use of his left leg, and left arm. He could not smile, and did not know anyone for the first few minutes. He did regain his memory, and use of his leg, but still hasn't completely regained use of his left arm. Please keep us in your prayers. 24 hours after a stroke is crucial, he could suffer another, and either loose is life, or be a vegetable for the rest of his life. The following is information for you, so you can identify if someone you love has suffered a stroke. Mabe this will help save someones life. STROKE: Remember The 1st Three Letters... S.T.R. My friend sent this to me and encouraged me to post it and spread the word. I agree. If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks.. Seriously.. Please r

Pickles
Pickles would be a terrible name for a monkey. Monkeys look nothing like pickles. Also, I've heard tell that pickles are really just cucumbers that have been altered in some unholy embalming process. Tell me that isn't true. That would be the only way one could make a vegetable even worse than it already is. *Disclaimer - Yes, I know about pickles. No need to send me messages about how stupid I am that I am unaware of the pickling process.

Tso To Go
(Originally posted on December 21, 2006)My wife and I went to see the Trans-Siberian Orchestra last night. Here's my thoughts on it:1) There was some bitch of a woman who got into a fight with the guy sitting next to me for something she did. I don't know what it was (it happened before we got there), but she got extremely pissed at the guy. Fortunately, she and her cronies were kmoved away from us not too far into the show.2) The opening song was the one used in the Christmas house light show video. While the stage show did have a light show, I still preferred the house light show to it, since it involves shapes I know instead of just random lights.3) I really expected there to be no singing. There was plenty of singing though, but I suffered through it.4) One part had a woman on a stage right under us. We were in a nosebleed section (which was trouble getting to in the first place; my wife's afraid of heights), and having to look down on this woman even made me a little ner

Roy Moore Makes An Ass Of Himself Again...
(Originally posted on December 22, 2006)Yes, that's right. Ex-Chief-Supreme-Court-Asshole Roy Moore (I just LOVE stating the 'Ex-' part) is now getting on Keith Ellison (the first Muslim congresscritter) for not being Christian.I've been telling these stupid religious people who WANT the separation of church and state abolished that sooner or later somebody NOT of their religion would be elected. But can't tell them ANYTHING.tag: religion, christianity, islam, politics-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!

Wtf People!?!
Im angered, really angered.....what is the damn deal with having a default photo thats not you or even close to being you, if you think your ugly and need to put up fake pics just to LURE people to your page well then, your a damn lame. I think from now on Im going to give those pics a "1" so watch out for the Angry Monkey:) Ok that is all, have a nice day.

Why Cant I
I try and I try as hard as I can, still I cant succeed as a man. You are so pretty in your blue, still why cant you see what`s inside of you! Yet you can`t see what it is inside, why do you hide all the pain inside. You see me,but I cant see you . You see me, but I cant see you. Lonely yes I must be, but that is all there is to me. Cant tell you what I have been through, just don`t want it to happen to you. Tired that is what I may be, but you came to see me. And now I know where and I know how, that it is that you see. What it is you see in me! Why cant I!!!

Thoughts On Bush's Speech
(Originally posted on January 11, 2007)I admit I didn't watch Bush's (I admit I have trouble calling him “The President”) speech last night. I don't care for him and, quite frankly, can't wait for him to get out of office. Mind you, I didn't vote for Kerry or Gore against him since I thought those were two other losers, but now I kind of wish I did.Anyway, as I said, I didn't watch the speech. But I did read a transcript of the speech. In it, he mentions that he took some advise from the Iraq Study Group (ISG).Now the funny thing is the Iraq Study Group report stated that troop increases aren't feasible.The talking points paper on the Americans Say No Event Kit page even states that last summer we increased the amount by 12,000 personnel which did nothing.I think that Senator Biden is correct when he said the administration knows we lost the war and is just waiting for the next President to basically leave them holding the bag.tag: Bush, Iraq, speech, politics, war-*-*-*-*-*-*

Relax...have A Homebrew!
I'm dorking out by quoting Charlie Papazian but then again, he's the hero of the homebrewer. It's probably not apparent enough but you will see a picture with 3 different beers in it, all homebrewed by me. There's a Pale Ale, a Porter and a Stout. The Stout is pretty much all gone and I still have yet to drink most of the others. I do give away a lot of beer or trade it for other homebrewed beer. I'm making a new batch on Friday. It's a lot of fun and easier than one would think. I can see myself making beer professionally one day.

Vatican Can Be Sued
(Originally posted on January 11, 2007)According to this news story, the victims of pedophiliac priests can sue the Vatican for damages. I wonder how it'll work. I mean, Vatican City is a sovereign nation. The Roman Catholic church is in this sovereign nation. So (a) where will the court venue be, (b) who will represent the defendant(s), (c) how will the judgment be enforced, etc.While I am happy the church is getting the same treatment it allowed its priests to do to young boys, I still don't see how it'll work or even for that matter how anything'll change.It reminds me of one guy who said the victims should just drop the charges because the church “did so much good.” HA! That guy pissed me off to no end!tag: christianity, evil, sexual abuse, child abuse, vatican-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!

I, Too, Have A Dream
(Originally posted on January 15, 2007)Not so much as a dream, more of a daydream or some form of wishful thinking.It starts with having the power to immediately control anybody's mind through any electronic medium, such as video, audio, or even face-to-face contact without regards to language or anything.The first thing I would do is to make advertisements to have everybody on Earth send one penny to my bank account each year. That way I wouldn't have to work at a suck job again.(Gotta have a bit of Greed with something, huh?) :-)Then, I would go to Congress. I would have the congresscritters enact laws to legalize all consentual crimes, to rework the election system into something more fair to third-party candidates (IRV or something similar), there would be no campaign contributions to gain favors, etc.I would create commercials that would cause all violent criminals to turn themselves into the police and/or kill themselves.I would make everybody realize that, while their religio

The Demon Within
Deep in the core of me, there's a side I rarely show, Buried in the heart of me is something I hope you never know, Locked behind my eyes, Is someone you'll seldom see, Stored behind my very soul, is the one I don't want to be. Trapped in every part of me, fighting to get out, Is something dark and sinister, that most only read about. This twisted and demented thing, trapped within my soul, Putting thoughts inside my head, urging me to lose control. Always tugging at the chains of a past I wish I didn't know, Pulling me into its misery like a tainted sea of undertows, I can not be rid of this demon, no matter how I try, The day that I'm rid of this thing will be the day I die. So if I seem so not myself, as the person you usually see, Blame not my troubled heart, my friend, but the demon within me.

A Special Kind Of Heart Ache
A heart felt conversation, held by dual strangers. Alone in the dark, imaginations run wild. The nothing~the silence~the peace Bringing those strangers closer together. More common ground than they know it. The Sparks. A flame burning deep within. A choice~a decision must be made. Is it destiny or is it fate? A decision must be made. They talk, they laugh, they cry. What more can they share? Reality tears them apart. True love~dreams~happiness. Memories are all they have now. They talk, they laugh, they cry. Memories draw them closer, when they are so far apart. Longing for desire, love and lust. Memories are where they meet now. Alone, alive and in love.

What My Heart Tells Me........just A Poem
commentburner.com What my heart tells me Is that there is no one else on earth Who can make me feel the way you do From the first day that we met You made me forget all my fears And you have shown me that God really does Have one special heart for each of us to find You are the one God has guided me to What my heart tells me Is that I can never love anyone As much as I love and care for you And how my feelings grow stronger each day I can't imagine not being able to hold you I want to share my life with you for the rest of forever You make me the person I have always hoped to be What my heart tells me Is that God has provided me with your loving heart And I will do everything within my power To provide the best for you each and every day Everytime I see you walk into a room My heart never fails to beat faster and stronger This is how I know you are the one for me For the rest of the time the Lord gives me I give you my heart and for you I will do What My Heart

Why Am I Single?
can any1 tell me y? ive thought about this 4 awhile and i cant come up wth a gud enough reason. ive been single for 5 yrs and it kinda hurts when i see my friends with their boyfriends. is there somethin wrong with me?...but i guess it'll happen i least expect it. Looking back on your life, you will have many true loves. You've been deeply wounded in the past, and you're still recovering from that hurt. It's important to you that your lover is very attractive. You like to have someone to show off. In fights, you seek compromise and back down from conflict. You always try to smooth things out. You have a hard time ending relationships, even if the other person says it's over

Writingsfrom The Shadow Realm
I wonder if its Normal to feel shrouded in Darkness. Its as if I was targeted because I was concieved through The Dark and Raised upon the Great Shining Light Of The Forces of Good. I wonder hmmm.... Not that I dont like The Light but Darkness now is covering me, shrouding my true thoughts and my inner conscience and I wonder yet hmmm... A side of me Is Evil and His Name is Marik Ishtar, No relation to anyone with the Ishtar Name and then theirs the real Me, Good Hearted, Loving, Caring, Witty and absolutely the Best Friend anyone can have regardless if your Straight or Not. For surely the damned are a great species as my Dark Sister would tell me. I know this is not the first time this has happend, The Darkness tried to kidnap me When I was young. Sent familiar people to catch me, ensnarle me so to speak. Its now a tug of war, The Light and The Dark trying to get ahold of me. Im not evil but I dont trust people, I often hide in Darkness for my own safety. People can be very maniacle,

Life With And With Out Love
Life with love and life without love Current mood: happy Category: Life Life changes in different ways daily. To put a time limit on life is impossible. To change things about life is possible. Changing looks, attitudes, relationships, the way you feel and think. But how do you know when its time to make that choice. Well I have found that love changes alot about a person. To love is to open your heart and mind to new things. Scary things, letting another have your heart in there hands and saying its yours, dont hurt it hoping they take your heart and do what they would if you had theres. Life with love is a wonderful thing.It makes you feel whole, like nothing could come between you and the other person. What does love feel like, you know the warm feeling you get when that certain person touches you sending chills up your spine, making you weak in the knees, the butterflies you get in your stomach. The wondering how long it will be before you see that person again.

36 Things About Me
36 of the MOST Spontaneous Questions Ever, BE HONEST! 1. Where were you an hour ago? Same place I am now. Home. 2. Who will be your next kiss? Don’t know. Can’t predict the future. 3. Who is your favorite character from the Wizard of Oz? I’m not a fan of the Wizard of Oz at all but if I had to have a favorite I guess it’d be…..Toto. 4. Are you wearing socks right now? Nope. 5. When was the last time you went out of the state? Christmas 6. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days? Yes. Went to see 300 yesterday. 7. What was the last thing you had to drink? Diet Coke 8. What are you wearing right now? Umm…Tank top and underwear. 9. What was your last purchase? Just a couple of things I needed at Wal-Mart. 10. Last food you ate? Leftovers from Olive Garden. Yum.. 11. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? My mom. 12. Have you bought any clothing items in the last month? Yes…went to the mall this past weekend. 13

Illinois Crisis -- Fight To Fix State Revenue Problems
Fight to Fix State Revenue Problems April 6, 2007 AFSCME'S LONG-STANDING campaign to build support for state tax reform that will create a stable and adequate revenue stream to fund vital public services has moved front and center in the current legislative session. Gov. Blagojevich has put forward a reform plan—instituting a Gross Receipts Tax (GRT) on Illinois businesses—that would address the state’s revenue shortfall. The GRT would raise over $6 billion in new revenue for Illinois by taxing the business activity of Illinois companies, many of whom are not currently paying their fair share of state taxes. AFSCME is supporting the GRT because it represents an important and viable proposal that would fix the state’s outdated and inadequate tax structure. Such sweeping tax reform is essential to address problems of understaffing in state government, to adequately fund education, and to enable the state to meet all of its responsibilities to its citizens. Senate President E

Hahaha!
Last night I was bored right? none of my people were answering their phones so....... I decided to take shots of Jameson. Against myself. I won of course. Bad idea, I couldn't see straight after a while. But it made south park that much funnier.

Did You Walk Away
Did you walk away to find someone new Or did you do it to make me blue. Did you walk away because my love wasn't enough Dealing with the pain is getting rough. Or did you walk away to make me see That in my heart there is no one else for me.

Grindhouse. The Review. Really Should Be Working..
I suspect, more so than with your average film, one's reaction to Grindhouse will depend on one's willingness to buy into the film's central premise- a recreation of seeing a double feature of exploitation films at one of the numerous decaying old movie theatres that dotted the urban landscape that give the movie its title. Grindhouse's collaborating directors, Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez's previous work has definitely born the influences of the low budget, sex and violence filled films that were the staple of grindhouse programming. However, rather than filter those influences through a post-modern prism – like Tarantino did so admirably with his two Kill Bill films – the pair have instead delivered a straight forward homage to the salacious and gratuitous thrills found within those old, decaying movie palaces. The first film of Grindhouse's double bill is Rodriguez's Planet Terror, a zombie film that feels very much of the type put out in the earl

John Chapman
well i'd like to warn all you woman out there about a man named john chapman he is nothing but a player and a man who uses women for his amusement and fun.and when you are no longer any use for him or you start to bore him he tosses you aside like a piece of trash.how i know this because i was with him for almost two years and i wish i would of left him alot sooner than that. if he tells you he is a bounty hunter he is not one at all he got put in jail in april of 06 for impersinating one and was in there for 6 months how i know this too because it was all over the news in johnstown,pa. and if you dont believe me go look on the tribune democrat website its the paper from johnstown,pa and search the name john chapman and you will find the article on him getting arrested for impersonating one. he is menatally and emotionally disturbed and needs some serious mental help so i advise you not invovle yourself with him.if he tells you something about me which i am sure he is trying to ruin m

A Wonderful On Line Friend Has Passed
Avery good online friend passed away on tuesday afternoon. i never got the chance to meet this wonderful man, but did talk to him a few times on the phone. I know he is at peace now and in good hands so here ii to a friend:DALE YOU WILL BE MISSED GREATLY THANKS FOR THE FRIENDSHIP

Volume Iv - Idiots
I usually don't post others' insights, but this was simply too funny to pass up!! Idiots of 2006 Number One Idiot of 2006 I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away. Number Two Idiot of 2006 Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home. Shortly after they took it for a float on the river, they noticed a Coast Guard helicopter coming towards them. It turned out that the chop

Concert
Tomorrow is my Birthday and tonight I'm going to a Gary Allen concert!There will be new pictures and all that good stuff.I usually dont get excited about birthdays but this year is different for some reason.I'm sure the concert will be great!!!everyone have a great day!!!!

Deanne The Arsonist
Coward, the next time you want to fuck me over, stab me in the front. Can I still see my future in your eyes? I cannot picture myself, stone dead in your embrace, And your cruel, crimson smile, kills me quietly. No one can have their moments free from your withering touch Fuck off, like your the only one who has ever cried or been broken by love. Spare me your pity party, drunk off your own misfortunes. Wallowing in your blissful melancholy. Can you taste my blood? You knew that this would kill me, But you carried on and on, with your selfish shit. Everyone cared about you. Why couldn't you, Instead your greed, compelled you, to steal other silver linings? Burnt down my world, you killed my home. Spread out the ash and walked away. How could you just, close off your eyes? Turn tail and run, you are the greatest coward. Damn right, I am still pissed. Next time I see your face we'll see who has the upper hand. Kiss my fist, taste the floor, tired of your games.

Mask Of Misery
Deadly silence screaming out among a beating heart. A constant reminder of how I must forever play a part. Never myself, always rainbows and sunshine. Unable to heal from the lonliness concealed inside. Forced to put on an act, to live a lie day to day. No escape from the misery that locks my soul away. To let the true me show would cause too much pain. For who would love me then, what good could it gain. So I cower behind a mask of what others think I am. While the real me burns in agony amidst the living damned.

Ugh.
Sooo fucking tired. I'm up and dressed. Yay. Eww. The left side of my back hurts SOOOOOOO fucking bad. I fell playing fucking playing football on my lunchbreak. Drinking helps the pain but I think its aggravating the problem. I have to go to the doctor on Monday for it. Mom told me to take some painkillers. Nice. Thats exactly what I need. Vicodin and jello shots. Last time I did that I blacked out. And lost my pants. Tonight should be fun, I haven't seen Teri in a really really long time. Yay. Go team drunkies. Blogging to waste time, blogging to waste time. Fuck it, I'm gonna go. Have a good night.

Sent To Me By A Man..go Figure Lol
This was sent to me by one of my friends. Just thought I'd share it with you all lol Something from the mans mind we should all know!! (written by a woman) 1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop being a frigid bitch. Getting it hard is your job. I suggest you figure it out. 2. Thinking that kissing needs to be this sweet romantic thing all the time. Sometimes pressing your lips against your partners mouth while you get off is hot. It depends on the situation. 3. Leaving him responsible for your orgasm. You know what gets you off. Tell him. If you don't, it's your own fault when he's snoozing and you're all wound up. 4. Expecting him to cuddle. Men and women are wired differently. Sex makes most women want to talk and bond and all that shit. It makes men pass out. It's a biological thing. Stop fighting it, and stop holding it over his head, it's not his

Shopping
A little old Lady is walking around in a supermarket calling out, "Crisco, Crisssssssco!" Soon an assistant manager approaches and says, "Ma'am, the Crisco is in Aisle 3." The old Lady replies, "Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff. I'm calling my Husband. He's in here somewhere" The clerk is astonished. "Your Husband's name is Crisco?" The old Lady answers, "Oh no, no, no. I only call him that when we're out in public." "I see," said the clerk. "What do you call him at home?" "Lard a**."

Victoria's Secret
A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him. Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself." She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, "Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!" He never heard the shot. Funeral on THURSDAY at Noon. Closed coffin.

Dear You...
how does it feel, baby? it hurts, doesn't it? now you know how i felt everytime you'd invite those nasty ass bitches into the room. now you know how i felt when it felt like you didn't care. now you know how bad it hurt. because i know you hurt. i know you're jealous. i know you're upset. and i know you're mad... at me. for the things i've done. but i'm glad you know what it feels like. ps.i'm always going to love you. no matter what.

Time
Its hard to tell whats on your mind We've been with each other enough time I've opened myself to you all I can Hoping and wishing that you understand I've tried to tell you exactly how I feel But everything is in a daze so fake & yet so real I want to cry everytime we touch Yes i know its early but i'll never give up All those bad times im willing to replace If you be with me & let love takes its place

Mothers (little Helpers)
what could make brian want to commit suicide when he found himself outside his group in 1969? according to his father the reason for his problems was his first and only true love. but what could she had done to make him so desperate? she had the child adopted. the reason for this might have been that she was underage at the time. this is not unusual at all. there must have been more to it. along comes nico with her child ari (born in 1962). what does ari stand for? maybe "the child taken out of paris". nico was working both in new york and paris at the time. the father of ari denied paternity for many years (although his parents mostly raised the child) so there might be parallels to what happened to brian. she had the child as a way of claiming her right to be a free woman.

Pretend
Pretend It’s not my problem, That you couldn’t deal with your own. [Don’t blame your mistakes on me] Spin Spin Spin Flip. Head Or Tails It’s not my problem. I’ve given up. Because, In the end you never cared. I’ll watch you fall. I tried to help. You threw it back in my face. I’ll take a deep breath, And try to forget, That once I called you my best friend. But I don’t care, Because you never did. Run along now, Just [Pretend]

It's Not Really For The Best.
I hate having an anxiety problem. And I hate not having medicine. I haven't taken my medicine in about two weeks, and I feel like I could kill someone. I'm sitting here crying because they left me when I wanted to go to church, and I have no way of getting there now. I have no gas because my mom hates me, and I don't have my keys, so there's no way I can get there. and it's my fault because I didn't tell anyone I was going to church. How is it my fault? My sister was in the bathroom for 50 hours, okay. 50 hours. [Maybe I'm exaggerating, but still.] I always go to church on Sundays. They know this. I don't just get up at 9 for my health. But they can't read minds. Well, hello, it's obvious. And to make matters worse, I haven't taken my medicine in ten years, basically, I feel like I could kill someone, and my emotions are running wild. I'm on edge all the time. Everyone is getting on my nerves. I yell at people for no reason. Partly because everyone is stupid in

How Good I Am In Bed
You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Slave To BDSM83%Sex God80%A Romantic43%Virgin33%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com

I Want Sleep
I WANT SLEEP Dark and dreary Like the morning Is the clouds in my head Big and heavy Like the rock is the lid to my eye Soft and comfy Like the clouds Is my beloved bed Tired and slow Like the turtle Is my body Confused and disoriented Like some friends Is my brain

I'm Not Going To Reuse This Stuff So What Do I Do With It?
Okay so you go through a break up and everyone knows there are some things that always get left behind, little reminders of the relationship that you need to figure out what to do with. Now I'm a sentimental person and there are some things I just hang on to- ticket stubs, pictures, etc. But other things like his hot sauce in the fridge and his loofah in the shower can either be packed into a bag and sent his way or simply thrown away. I've got a place for it all. Well... most of it. So I'm going through my underwear drawer when I come across a huge reminder of the past and much to my dismay I don't know what to do with all of it! There it was...movies and other various little sex toys that spiced up my night life with that partner! There's the lotions and the movies and the little nighties, which could probably safely be enjoyed again. So the dilemma is this. I feel kind of bad just throwing it the rest of it away since I just bought fresh batteries and all and we all know

Vacation Update 1: Traveling Virus Ticket Links, New T-shirts On Sale, New Boobs On Ratemywow, New Videos Online
LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) The Opie and Anthony Show... is on vacation. The show will return LIVE on Monday May 7th, 2007, but until then we're going to keep updating you as to what's going on in the wide world of O&A and all related weirdness. The Opie and Anthony Traveling Virus tickets ARE ON SALE NOW! GET 'TRAVELING VIRUS' SHOW LINEUPS AND TICKET LINKS HERE! New Traveling Virus T-shirts - On Sale NOW! CLICK HERE TO ORDER YOURS TODAY! NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Check out the fantastic set of full-bodied funbags that landed over at RateMyWOW this afternoon. She's red-headed, and is sporting some huge hooters: RateMyWOW: Red-Headed Funbags For you folks who want to support the actions of Virginia Tech's President and the Chief of Police in light of Monday's tragic events, visit WeSupportVT.com Ashleigh, one of the newer gals from FOUNDRY CAMS sent us a new video of herself dancing alone in her room with her new F*CK ME shirt (availab

Cross Examining The Coroner
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner. The attorney asked, "Before you signed the death certificate had you taken the man's pulse?" The coroner said, "No." The attorney then asked, "Did you listen for a heart beat?", and again the coroner said, "No." Then the attorney asked, "Did you check for breathing?", and again the coroner said, "No." "So when you signed the death certificate you had not taken any steps to make sure the man was dead, had you?" The coroner, now tired of the brow beating said, "Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a jar on my desk, but for all I know he could be out there practicing law somewhere."

Who Doesn't Love Blog Things?
Your Seduction Style: Au Natural You rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it. That's because you're a natural at seduction. You don't realize your power! The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism. You're the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world. Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in. You find joy in everything - so is it any surprise that people find joy in you? You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways. Your childlike (but not childish) behavior also inspires others to care for you. As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you. What Kind of Seducer Are You? The Part of You That No One Sees You are aloof, mysterious, and distant. People feel like they really don't know the true you... Yet they're still drawn to you, al

Quiet Riot "love's A Bitch"
Oh!...oh! Loves got me by the ass again I've been in love since I don't know when I keep a-runnin' and I don't know why Love's givin' me a pack of lies Out of breath and I'm out of time Misery is what I find Love's a bitch, baby Love's a bitch, yes it's crazy Love's a bitch, baby Love's a bitch, yeah it's crazy Love's a bitch! Like a cat with diamond eyes Love's power it can hypnotize Done me in (ha) More than twice She'll make you think that it's overnight Your all alone in a room that's wrong Your body shakes Your feet are cold Love's a bitch, baby Love's a bitch, yeah it's crazy Love's a bitch, baby Love's a bitch, yes it's crazy Love's a bitch! (whoa, ooh ooh, yes it is) (Oh, oh, oh) Such a bitch (oh) Don't you wait, don't stand still Gotta keep on movin' or you'll pay the bill Go by car, go by train You gotta keep on runnin' or you'll feel the pain Keep on runnin', keep on runnin' Love's a bitch, baby Love's a bitch, yes it's crazy L

The J. Geils Band "love Stinks"
Artist: The J. Geils Band Lyrics Song: Love Stinks Lyrics You love her But she loves him And he loves somebody else You just can't win And so it goes Till the day you die This thing they call love It's gonna make you cry I've had the blues The reds and the pinks One thing for sure (Love stinks) Love stinks yeah yeah (Love stinks) Love stinks yeah yeah (Love stinks) Love stinks yeah yeah (Love stinks) Love stinks yeah yeah Two by two and side by side Love's gonna find you yes it is You just can't hide You'll hear it call Your heart will fall Then love will fly It's gonna soar I don't care for any casanova thing All I can say is Love stinks (Love stinks) Love stinks yeah yeah (Love stinks) Love stinks yeah yeah (Love stinks) Love stinks yeah yeah (Love stinks) Love stinks yeah yeah I've been through diamonds I've been through minks I've been through it all Love stinks (Love stinks) Love stinks yeah yeah (Love stinks) Love stinks yea

Accident
Hearts crash and glass shatters, spread open souls, blood. Tires shred, tears are shed, I rip the safety belt off, wanting to be exposed, to you. Screams of help are whispered when I speak. Broken promises, Tail lights explain you're gone. Radio blaring love, I whimper, as the ambulance carries away my hope.

Snip Snip
A midget in Texas went to the doctor because his testicles ached > almost all of the time. The doctor told him to stand on the examining > table and drop his pants. The doc put one finger under the midget's > left testicle and told him to turn his head and cough -- the usual > method to check for a hernia. > > "Hmmm..." mumbled the doc as he put his finger under the right > testicle, he asked the midget to cough again, "Hmmm, I see the > problem," said the doctor and reached for his surgical scissors. "Snip, > snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip" on the right side, then "snip, > snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip," on the left side. The midget was > so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the > snipping did not hurt. > > The doctor then told the midget to hop down off the table and pull his > pants up; then to walk around and see if his testicles still ached. > > The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around the doc's > office and di

In My Darkest Hour
I have posted some of my random writings sadly inspired by and Ex-Boyfriend but hey its all good...feel free to read and comment as you see fit. ~InfernalMistress~ ~The searing pain of exile~ surrounded in love yet cold inside this smile conceals the darkness my only guide beseech thee consumed in despair i writhe this chain has broken my shattered will uncaught wandering through this endless night so close to death i hide in lost thought the chill becons, welcomes me her pale companion walks his footsteps bellow will he take her now? yet still he stalks blade shimmers in the irridescent light his warm breath on her neck he strikes her to the ground tearing her cape her innocence lost, her mind scarred she will never forget, that glare in his eye and the grin on his face as he kissed her goodbye the searing pain, the trickling warmth gasping for air her heart yet beats on her wish for death denied fear is alive, for now she is one pupils dilat

People
Well i would like to say.... I LOVE WOMEN....Red Heads with green eyes or blue are like yummy or eye candy...The Forbidden treasure....Blonds are like Diamond's a Graceful Gem that has alot of fun....Brunettes are "What can you say!" THE BOMB... And ethnic i don't have any a woman is a woman not a color,But something true with feeling...So if there are any women out there who would like to know more ...JUST ASK....

Signs Of Intelligence. . .
Signs of Intelligence? By Fred Thompson One of the things that's got to be going through a lot of peoples' minds now is how one man with two handguns, that he had to reload time and time again, could go from classroom to classroom on the Virginia Tech campus without being stopped. Much of the answer can be found in policies put in place by the university itself. Virginia, like 39 other states, allows citizens with training and legal permits to carry concealed weapons. That means that Virginians regularly sit in movie theaters and eat in restaurants among armed citizens. They walk, joke, and rub shoulders everyday with people who responsibly carry firearms — and are far safer than they would be in San Francisco, Oakland, Detroit, Chicago, New York City, or Washington, D.C., where such permits are difficult or impossible to obtain. The statistics are clear. Communities that recognize and grant Second Amendment rights to responsible adults have a significantly lower incidence

A Night Of Passion
The sensual touch of his lips with his hand caressing every curve a rush of pleasure surges thur my body. Giving him my all with the gentle brush of his fingertips I fell deep into him. As the room slipped away I felt all that I'd lacked. Feeling the sky move with every thrust sweats trickles down my skin I can't control myself, I exploding in to a whirl of ecstasy. This was a night Of Passion I would never forget.

~punishment - A La Suess~
"When His pleasures, he was through, He knew exactly what to do..." Punishment you say... then Punishment it shall be. Just please oh please don't tie me to a tree. The bark is harsh upon my spine, I do not wish to make friends with a pine. If you must tie me down at all, How about the bedroom, down the hall? Secure me tightly to the bed Just be careful for my head! Leather cuffs to my wrist are bound, Add the gag to insure no sound. Then the nipples soon to clamp Oh my Oh my, I'm getting damp! "On the bed" You command, With the flick of Your hand. On my back I did lay Oh my gosh... It's judgment day! A blindfold placed over my eyes? What the hell?!? A disguise?? I knew I should not have come today For Master will soon have his way! Arms extended over my head, Secured tightly to the bed. Legs spread wide for all to see, Oh no!! I think I have to pee! What's this I feel so nice and warm Is it the quiet before the storm? Between my legs the

Forever Is A Strangest Thing
Forever is the strangest thing: It's shorter than you think. It starts at any time you like And ends in just a wink. You can forever be: right now Is just as good as then. The moment is quite all there is, No matter where or when. The moment is eternity, And now is just a dream. We see our lives in futures past, But that's just how things seem. Beyond the motion of the mind Is something that is true: As awesome as the universe, As small as me and you.

Poem #8 - ~*~ True Friends ~*~
Friends are Friends Forever At least thats what they all say. Until someone stabs you in the back, Or another stands in the way. Could you count out your true friends From all that claim to be? All the friends whom done you no wrong Can you answer that honestly? I've had quite a bit of friends Most of whom I thought were true. But again I've thought wrong in this life. Those "True" friends made me blue. Never did they speak a word. No hi hello not a peep. Until they seen that I was angry or sad. Then they pop up endlessly. If you share the same boat, Then question the friendships you share. Don't let ones think that their your "True Friends" When they are never really there. If you have gotten this poem. Then a "True Friend" I must think you are. For you have always been there for me. Even when times weren't hard. © Copyright by Donna Curole

Poem #17 - ~*~ An Unborn's Thoughts ~*~
9 months from now I will be born. In a world I may not want to be in For all of the dangers going on With all the people that Sin. I will believe in Jesus Christ I tell you this now I know For I will be at Church on Sundays. You can bet your life I'll show. I will praise to the Lord above He will be my leader. He will lead me with his steps. And I will be his follower. I will teach to the world What a Good Lord that he is. Teach all on what I will know. For there is more need of this. For he has died on the cross for me. This is the least that I could do. Is to spread the word of his love. To all in which I come across to. © Copyright by Donna Curole

Poem #19 ~*~ Life's Reality Sometimes ~*~
I want to tell you my story, But please don't tell a soul. Let's see how I can word this, For I am only 5 years old. Today started a great day for me. It was my very first day of school. I was so ready to get out of that house. Nothing could have ever been so cool. I jumped into that big yellow bus, I sat in the seat marked #3. I could hardly wait to get to school, For I was as anxious as could be. Well here we are finally, Arriving to school on time. The bus had parked to let us out, I was the first in line. I jumped out of that big yellow bus, As I walked up to the door. I was amazed how free I was from pain, Well for at least 5 hours or more. We started out with Math then English, That was not so much fun. Next we went out for Recess, Outside in the hot ol' sun. All in all, I did not mind, Being outside in that heat. I much rather be doing anything at this point, Than to be at home getting beat. You see my mom and dad, They a

Poem #24 - ~*~ Taken Away ~*~
That day was a big day for me, at least that's what I had in mind. We went on our first date you see, we had a grand old time. You brought me to a movie show, next for a bite to eat. You proceeded to take me to a dessert shop, oh what a lovely delightful treat. The night could not have been more perfect, with places after places we've gone. Off to the club for a few drinks to drink, then our last stop being home. We walked through the double doors, and into the club we go. The music was relaxing and the band was great, they really knew how to put on a show. Just as I started to get a lil' tired, that's when the band played our song. You asked me "If I would like to dance?", I said sure, and went along. Our bodies moved to the beat, to each step there was a tune. Rubbing so lightly against each other, I knew it would all end soon. As the time pasted by, we drank a few more. Never thinking of the next minute, or for what God had in store. It was now time for

Just Another Day
Today I finally graduated from my training and officially have become a public affairs specialist for the Air Force. Although it should be a happy occasion for me, my celebration has been very short lived. I have so many things I have to deal with now and it's wearing me down. It's incredibly frustrating. I don't know how I've managed to keep my head for the most part. Further feeding my frustration is how I've tried to update my blog on myspace and the website keeps redirecting me to a blank page and fucking up. Oh well, that's hardly worth complaining about though. On another note, I am currently working on one final video with some great interviews from some of my Air Force classmates that should be up within the next few days (hopefully) after I fine tune some things. I wish I could have gotten to know them a little better since my time with almost all of the them was limited to the classroom. Making those dumb videos has really helped get my mind off things and fill in so

"dont Pump Gas On The 15th Of May"
SOME GOOD FROM A MYSPACE FRIEND. In April 1997, there was a "gas out" conducted nationwide in protest of gas prices. Gasoline prices dropped 30 cents a gallon overnight. On May 15th 2007, all myspace members are to not go to a gas station in protest of high gas prices. Gas is now over $3.00 a gallon in most places. There are 73,000,000+ American members currently on the myspace network, and the average car takes about 20 to 30 dollars to fill up. If all myspace members did not go to the pump on the 15th, it would take $2,200,000,000.00 (that's BILLION) out of the oil companys pockets for just one day. If you agree (which I cant see why you wouldnt) repost this bulletin repost it with "dont pump gas on the 15th of may"

Wat An Ass
i just said i was gettin to start fresh & new, then the ass calls me, Damn him alwayz gettin me upset.!!!! Damn him!!!! I just got a small settlement from workers comp & now he wants money from me wat an ass!!! I just paid his rent for nxt month & paid sum of the bills, y the fuck he want more from me??? He never gave me ne thing but my children & i got custody of my last one since the others r over 18!!!!!! My baby is 15 & he dont even like his own father, Ya know sumthin wrong if ur kids dont even like 'em. Wow WHAT A FUCKIN ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But oh well wat can i say i had married it lol, Thank Gawd i am Divorcing it YAY!!!!!! Almost Over tooooo!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now I can be ME AGAIN & HAVE FUCKIN FUN YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! Who wants to Have fun with me ?????? Got Leather & whips??????? I DO ......

I Delivered My Son At 24wks 2days
Well everyone who's read or seen the pics understands or knows I'm going through alot. Here is the story... When I was released last Wednesday (3/18/07) from TMC:HH I hadn't quit completely bleeding. I got to stay home the whole 24hrs on Thursday. I got woke up by Summer at like 115am Friday (3/20/07) morning something didn't feel right but I handled Summer's issue and went to lay down and I felt something wet. I got back up and turned my light on. .. I was in an ACTIVE bleed again. My clothes and bed were covered in blood. I waited for almost an hour before going to the hospital. It was still way heavy so I went in. I wasn't there for even 20mins when they were putting IV's in my arm and drawing blood.They did ultrasound and Matthew was still in BREECH. . . YiKeS!!! Which means had I delivered before he changed positions I was getting a Cesearn (C-Section). I was contracting @ 23weeks of pregnancy they had to stop it. I was put on just water at first and then came the Magnesium S

Behind These Hazel Eyes- Kelly Clarkson
Seems like just yesterday, You were a part of me, I used to stand so tall, I used to be so strong, Your arms around me tight, Everything it felt so right, Unbreakable like nothing could go wrong, Now I can't breathe, No I can't sleep, I'm barely hanging on, Here I am, Once again, I am torn into pieces, Can't deny it, Can't pretend, Just thought you were the one, Broken up deep inside, But you won't get to see the tears I cry, Behind these hazel eyes, I told you everything, Opened up and let you in, You made me feel alright, For once in my life, Now all that's left of me, Is what I pretend to be, So together but so broken up inside, 'Cause I can't breathe, No I can't sleep, I'm barely hanging on, Here I am, Once again, I am torn into pieces, Can't deny it, Can't pretend, Just thought you were the one, Broken up deep inside, But you won’t get to see the tears I cry, Behind these hazel eyes, Swallowed me then spit me out, For hating you, I bl

Many Questions
Many questions for myself that i need to find... I keep wondering how in the world I've made it this far in life, where I am in life. This coming september My husband Harry and I will be together 11 years and married 10. We have 3 beautiful children, and a love that is impossible to find. Our love has been tested so many times and yet we are still here. Everyday we fight a different battle~bills, kids fighting, not making it on time for this & that, work, and what will be fixed for dinner, above all not enough time in the day for us. They say don't take things for granted and you know most of us do!!! My question is why does he love me so much, and what has made it work this long? Noone has the answer and noone will ever know why things happen in their life. We have both made mistakes in our lifes, yet were still here. Someone once told me that if I did it, It wasn't a mistake! Well, I'm not perfect. I have a big heart and in no way would I try to hurt anyone intentionally. I'

Torture
why do i torture myself? maybe sometimes i like it i am weird that way depression, confusion, frustration she tells me i think to much, do i probably so she does know me as well as i do my friends try to make me smile i do but i hide my true feelings because on the inside i am too deep torture is what i always do especially to myself why i don't know could it be that deep down i know i am a loser if it weren`t for one person i would be died and now that person even wishes i were do i always have to rhyme fuck it i hope not i thought of you today, again you know i trapped myself in my own way in a little box full of sorrow how do i get out, or maybe i cant torture is what i put myself through why because i have lost you maybe i should go and start drinking again you know the bottle use to be my friend thought i could do it without you torture my friend until the end is this the end ,oh is this true yeah it is so goodbye to you does anybody have a long rope maybe a few blades for my wris

Love
Liefde..(L) voortdurend onrustig steeds maar weer dromen heen en weer lopen niet in te tomen denken aan hem alleen maar aan hem ik zie steeds zijn lach ik hoor steeds zijn stem nog maar heel eventjes nog een paar dagen dan zie ik hem weer ik ga 't erop wagen !

Ultimate Sex Survey
The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69Do you like it rough or sensual?: a mix of bothDo you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: oppositeHow often do you like to have sex?: several times a weekIs sex a top priority for you?: oh hell yeahDo you have sex face to face with your partner?: most of the timeHow often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: only a few times in my lifeHow do you feel about one night stands?: Fun, forgettable...How many one night stands have you had?: b4 I got married, too manyWhat's your favorite position?: Flying VWhere's your favorite place to have sex?: between my wife's legs? lolDo you prefer to make love or f*uck?: there are times for bothHave you ever watched porn while having sex?: yepHow long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: a while, unless we're both ready to go...Do you get off first or do they?: I like her to get off firstDo you like kissing during sex?: AbsolutelyDo yo

What's Wrong With This Picture?
Man robbed bank to buy fake breasts An Austrian man has been jailed after robbing a bank to pay for a breast operation for his transvestite lover. Car mechanic Robert Steinwirt, 29, was caught just hours after he handed over the £7,000 he had robbed from the bank in Grinzens, Austria, to a plastic surgeon. The surgeon called police because he was suspicious that the mechanic wanted to pay him so much money in cash up front for the operation. Steinwert has been sentenced to six years in prison.

Loser!
Cant i feel sorry for myself, you and i both know i am a loser. Never really done anything that mattered, need to talk to my friend, maybe get a little closer. Loser ,loser , yeah that`s me, don't know what I really want to be. Sometimes easy things are hard to see, especially when it comes to me. Why do i have to be so slack, lying face down , not on my back. Sitting here in my favorite chair, with nothing to do but stare. Watching the outside, it is starting to rain, going threw to many things in my brain. Like pain, suffering, anguish, loneliness; i hate when i get like this. Every once in a while I get this way, always on a dark and dreary day. Don`t know how to get out of my hole, that really is my greatest goal. Feeling like the loser that I am, don't do the things that I know I can. Motivation is what I really need, get a job, or go do a good deed. Shaking like a leaf,because I am so cold, I never really have been so bold. As to tell people what i am really thinking, well maybe

Three Little Words
Ok. So this blog is about those three little words. Yep. You got it. "I Love You!!" What do those three little words mean to someone? What do they mean to you? I want input here. And how do you know that is what you are truly feeling? So therefore I will give my opinion on it. I think those words consist when you can not go one day without talking to that person. When ten minutes have passed and out of that ten minutes you have thought about that person more then once. Wandering where they are at the very second and what they are doing.They consist of being patient and understanding. Respecting one another and spending each day being courteous and kind to one another. That when a simple thing as a touch makes you feel as though you are the most special person out there. Or a look. A simple look with a half smile in it that says,"Even though there are people around I really want you right now." A simple look that burns deep in your soul and gives you those butterflies you do not want to

S2k7 Preview
...back to Chicago! Check out my portfolio: http://theastralcity.deviantart.com/ This summer I intend to get back to the high-contrast B&W urban shots that originally got me into photography, and there's a preview in my gallery now, taken in the off season. Look forward to large uploads starting in about a month. Cheers! ~Astral

~~my Friend Alcohol~~
Dear Alcohol, First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around in the holiday's hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings. However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences: 1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2 a.m. Why woul d you make me call those ex-boyfriends/girlfriends when I know for a fact they do not want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night? 2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest that I eat a taco with chili sauce, along with a big

My Life
It's weird how life has differnt destinations for everyone. Mine hasn't made sense yet. All the happiness I've had turned into pain. All the dreams I've had turned into nightmares. The help I've given out was not taken into consideration. I've taken people out of the darknss and been left behind. The ones who were their, showed compassion. If I were to say good-bye, would anybody cry? Would people reconize that I'm gone? How can I smile when all has been devoured? Love taken away. Used to cover up someones past misersy. I try to smile But what is their to smile about? Why, When i needed help for my mistakes nobody was their to lend a hand? So alone, I try to climb back up the road to recovery. Beliefs and reliefs fail. I see visions of happiness float by in the distance. Not near enough to grab. I'm tired of this feeling I hold in side for so many years now. I want to close my eyes and reunite with those miles away up above. I see though, taken my life away thing won't g

A Letter To Love
what are you trying to teach me, What can't I get right, I'm giving you all I've got, Even these tears tonight, What do you want from me, It's becoming too hard to give, I give and give, They take and take, This pain is no way to live, I pray that you guard my heart, I pray you make me like a stone, Letting no one past the walls I've built, Unless it's to be their home, I never want to love again, There's too much pain, Loneliness holds security, Seems thats all that keeps me sane, But the irony of it all, Is this prison I call home, The empty arms of a fractured heart, I Hold on alone, The pain of emptiness, Still more bareable then the broken heart, Strength in confinement, But, dying apart, Hollowed by the memories, You just won't take away, In the end it was the dying promise, The broken pieces will always stay,

Untitled
The first day I road over that hill, I could just see that I'd be with you. I knew one day I would have a chance with you. They way you touched me and held me, They way you smiled with joy, Just toom me into darkness, Where I knew I wouldn''t be alone. I just felt someone there. I knew it was you. There with your arms out to keep all that scares me in the dark away from me so I don't get harmed. I had butterflies in my tummy. Right then and there I new you were their to protect me. As time went on, The feeling of having butterflies grew stronger. I didn't want to stop those amazing butterflies down there. I waited and waited to hear those 3 words come out of your heart with meaning, with honour, with respect. Once you said " I love you", I couldn't help it but cry. Known I have someone who cares for me now. Those 3 words, echo in my head everyday. Everyday those 3 words circle around me like a lost cub trying to find it's mother. When the cub does fin it's mother, They hug eac

The Pain Of Silence
Love when kept keeps hurting inside. love you didn't expect would puzzle your mind. love unexpressed will never give you rest. the risk of love not taken, will hinder your dreams to happen. love, you are kind. will you keep out of my mind? My heart shouts for your name my eyes cry for joy. but my mind does not command for me to fall in love. love, you are kind, please don't let me fall for him he is my friend and i don't want our friendship to end. Truth hunts me. Yes, i am in love. In love with a friend. Would I love and be silent? be hurt but to keep the friendship? Or would i speak and take the risk? the risk of losing our friendship? Now, I am happy, for you are my friend, but my heart is crying expressing deep sentiments of love unexpressed my heart would cry more knowing that this is what we'll ever be--friends.

Who Does He Want?
He Said He Wanted Me He Said He Wanted Her He Couldn't Make Up His Mind Whether He Wanted Me Or Her He Used My Love As An Excuse Why He Couldn't Be With Me But He Still Said He Had Feelings For Me He Told The Other One, That He Wanted Her As-well But Where Does That Leave Me? All Alone Why Is He Telling Me He Wants Me But Then Tells Her He Wants Her As-well So Who Does He Want Is It Me Or Her?

Questions
Rule #1: If you open this you GOTTA take it. Rule # 2: You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks Rule #3: Only answer True or False Q: Kissed someone on your top friends? true Q: Been arrested? true Q: Kissed someone you didn't like? true Q: You like/love someone? true Q: Held a snake? true Q: Been suspended from school? true Q: Been fired from a job? false Q: Sang karaoke? True Q: Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? true Q: Laughed until you started crying? true Q: Caught a snowflake on your tongue? true Q: Kissed in the rain? true Q: Sang in the shower? true Q: Sat on a roof top? true Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? true Q: Broken a bone? true Q: Shaved your head? false Q: Played a prank on someone? true Q: Had/have a gym membership? true Q: Shot a gun? true Q: Donated Blood? false Q: Had your heart broken? true Q: Broken someone's heart? true ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "

Something One Should Know...
Your Birthdate: January 2 You may watch someone from afar before you finally decide to make your move. It takes a long time for you to develop an attraction to someone. Generally, you prefer to pick who you love. Anyone who tries to rush you is in for some heartache. Number of True Loves You'll Have: 3 Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 4 You are most compatible with people born on the 2nd, 11th, 20th, and 29th of the month. What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life?

We Promised Him
We promised him he'd be alright. We promised him he would not die. We promised and we promised him We promised him a lie. The letter to his mother read How he died and why. We promised her that it was quick. We promised her a lie. I promised that I would not weep. I vowed I wouldnt' cry. They buried him in his dress blues under my glistening lie. They promised us they'd not forget and ran the flag up high. They promised and they promised us, they promised us a lie. They promised us no wars of State. They promised us a lie. And in the end the best of men are sent to fight and die.

I Like This One
How is your soul? [pics] Your soul is caring.Other people are your concern, even if you don't know them. If you see a person trip you worry is he is okay. You put your loved ones first and you're very mature. When someones sick you're nurturing and always try to help family and friends when failure strikes them. You can be called the motherly one, if you are in a group of people, which doesn't have to be bad. Love is something that's already in you and you have a lot to give whether you believe it or not. Your friends probably love you very much and come to when they need help since you're reliable. People can feel secure with you and generally like you.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

From The Ashes...
What is your element? [with pics + detailed answeres] Your element is Fire. Like fire, you have a hot temper and you can be warm and loving as well and angry and wild. It all really comes down to what you are feeling. You have a lot of close friends who you are very protective over, and with your temper probably some enemies too. You are not Miss/Mr Popular in school since you are your own person and don't want to be forced into behaving this or that way. You are the untamed wild horse, the kind that everyone wants to catch. But you don't want to be tied down for the moment and just keep going with your little crushes. Your will is strong and if you set your mind to do something, you will most likely succeed. But beware, your friends may not always accept your mood-swinging behaviour. Even if you don't mean to be mean, they can still feel hurt. You just need to start thinking some things through before you do them, and not always jump in with so much courage. One day you may b

Aka: Ms Construe
Ok, ok, ok, I confess. I am a horrible flirt. Terrible. Awful. Dreadful. Oh, it's not that I do it badly (at least not in my opinion), it's that I never can seem to pull it off without people thinking that I want to fuck them. Or even worse: date them. Why can't I just be cheeky for the hell of it? I am one of the most affirming people that you will meet. I accomplish this by paying attention when people talk to me (although it might not seem like I am due to my never-ending commentary), complimenting them sincerely on their accomplishments and attractive attributes, and hinting that I might want to sleep with them. Hmmm... I wonder where they get confused? I suppose what I do is easier pulled off in person, where I can poke them in the ribs and wink, thereby conveying that I'm just being cutesy. But the internet and even the telephone lacks that physical presence and is painfully void of inflection. So I find myself getting misunderstood on a regular basis. I started thinking

How Far Would You Go For Me
how far would u go? which of these would you do for me would you... Kiss me?: Hug me?: Date me?: Love me?: Hate me?: Hold me?: Lie to me?: Hurt me?: Sing with me?: Dance with me?: Grind with me?: Stare at me?: Cuddle with me?: Let me make a move on you?: Make a move on me?: Watch a movie with me?: Get me a B-day gift?: Let me borrow your car?: Be there for me?: Buy me a drink?: Bring me around your friends?: Give me a massage?: Take me to the club?: Ask me out?: like me?: Drink kool-aid with me?: Take advantage of me?: Let me take advantage of u?: Hangout with me?: Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good?: Hold hands with me?: Do something incredibly sweet for me?: Tell me you love me?:

Tailgating
Tailgating A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup. As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects. He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You

The Light
STANDING IN THE SPOLIGHT, TRYING TO SHADE THE LIGHT, LOOKING BACK IN THE CROWD, I SEE A SILOUETTE OF A MAN, POINTING DOWN AT ME, HE WHISPERS OUT BUT IT SOUND LIKE A CRY, DON'T GO BACK THE WAY YOU CAME, ONLY STAY THE PATH AND YOU WILL SEE, THE MAN DISSAPEARS BUT THE LIGHT STILL STAYS, NEVER DID I THINK THAT THIS WOULD HAPPEN TO ME, ALL THIS TIME WONDERING IF I WAS RIGHT, NOW I KNOW THAT I AM FULL OF MIGHT, JUST LET GO AND LET ME STAY NEVER AGAIN WILL I EVER SAY THE WORDS THAT COME TO MY HEAD UNLESS THE WORDS I SAY AND MEAN ARE, THE TRUEST WORDS TO BE SAID, NEVER AGAIN WILL I BE DAED, A SECOND CHANCE HAS BEEN GIVEN I WON'T FELL NO ONE EVER AGAIN

Together
I discovered what it feels to have someone. As I predicted it would be. As your presence is with me, Our bodies our pressed upon eachother. Everything else disappears as the softness of your body collides with mine. I'm taken over by ecstacy by this minute. The energy flowing between us as it starts feeding on our souls as we embrace eachother. Your heart beat ajust to mine. We watch this moment happen as we learn it. Like beginning taught in school. Two souls embrace eachothers aching heart. Dreams begin to shine upon eachother. Wishes fly above us. We as one,explore what the mind can't see with creativity. Letting everything take it's course and not stopping destiny's trail. The numbness of being alone starts fading away and time to take the chains off the trap So a new gap can be formed. All obstacles come clear to mind. The bite of glory comes over me. Imagination takes it's course. Without eachother near, We feel incomplete. Missing the completeness of our other half.

Life
Life without you would be cruel. Life for me would be empty, Sadness, and pain. There's no way I could live without you by myside. Life without you would be filled with darkness everywhere and the sky filled with clouds of tears. I would have a soul only you can refill. Life with you and love in it would be eternal. I want to take life to the risk of wrapping my life so complety around yours. I hold the key to my heart so I can turn it over to you and lock it in yours for life. My soul is powered But your love is the only thing in the world that keeps the electristy flowing. Everyday and hr, It is you who keeps me happy, Be myself, smile with stars in my eyes from you. Baby, Your love to me is something special that I treasure with chains around it So nobody else can take them off. Every night when you leave me for the next day to come, I cry with warm, happy tears. My tears have never turned out cold. Life gave me love from you the first day. This love has never felt so amazing.

Bike Wreck
Chapter 4 Bike Wreck A few days after I returned from the woodland retreat, I decided to take an evening and visit a girl I had dated recently. She’d had a thing for cycles and I thought maybe having one to give her a ride might score some points for me. Malinda lived in a small town many miles to the north and the ride up took me through a rolling, sparsely inhabited countryside, along a little traveled interstate. When Malinda saw me, she was a bit put off at first, due to the conditions under which we had parted, but my lighthearted charm and the lure of the bike finally thawed her. She grabbed her jacket and slid on the bike behind me. As I cruised down a lonely road that twisted alongside a small stream, Malinda slid up close behind, putting her head on my shoulder and wrapping her arms around my waist. She stroked the inside of my thighs and, with her own thighs, squeezed my butt tight. I soon felt a growing urge in my loins. I found an old, unkempt cemetery and whee

The Day The Penis Asked For A Raise
The Day the Penis asked for a Raise I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, P. Niss The Response: Dear Penis: After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative, you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather

Seasons Change, So Do I
this isn't like me. you get me not wanting to fight. all outta my element is where i seem to be. bewildered you are making me, for some reason i am liking it. embrace me. flow with me like the mellow streams on a spring day. calming my inner demons. soothe me as only you can. walk with me, hand in hand. control me. my anger leaves me. i fel free. enjoying every minute, never wanting it to end. take me farther then i have ever been. you are a drug. i am addicted. i know this isn't right, not like me..but yet i push forward. i need you, wanting your every touch. i never wanted this; to askme to do without is not possible. my heart flutters, beating faster with thoughts of you. if that ain't love then i don't know what love is. deep down i am trying to regain my anger..it doesn't happen. i thrive soley on your voice..touches merely prolong my torment. i want what i cannot have, unfair in every single way. drive me insane. wicked kisses. dreamy glances. i need you i want you come feel

Death's Kiss
My world is turing dark to fast as i forget about the past for me this will always last as my world starts to turn real fast than i hear a big blast all i see now is death every time i walk i think will this be my last breath some time i think death is around me i don't think i'll ever be free always have to look behind me or listen for the door as i can't take this feeling out of me anymore theres nothing in my world to adore as i hit the cold hard floor as i hear the door knock i know it is time as my world turns blacker than black as i walk than my world turns black and i see a bright light i as try to climb.

Help My Wife
SHE IS BEHIND IN ALL OF THESE, IM BEGGIN FOR HELP!! PLEASE COMMENT BOMB ME IN THESE CONTESTS :D!!! MUCH LUV 2 U second contest for me, please show me some sweet cherry loving!! third contest SHE WOULD DO IT FOR U IF U ASKED HER!!!!

Truck Drivers - High Percentage Of Ex-cons
Driver of exploded Bay Area truck had long criminal record Story Highlights • Driver's record included prison term for heroin conviction and other arrests • He cleared FBI criminal history check and TSA intelligence review • Speeding possible factor in crash, authorities say, not drugs or alcohol • Sunday's blast of gas-filled tanker caused collapse of key highway overpass OAKLAND, California (AP) -- The man behind the wheel of a tanker truck hauling thousands of gallons of gas that exploded and brought down one of Northern California's most traveled highways had a long criminal rap sheet. But he still got a license. The fiery crash has thrown a spotlight on the limits of anti-terrorism rules that may not prevent people with checkered backgrounds from hauling hazardous materials on highways. The issue surfaced after the explosion and intense fire from driver James Mosqueda's tanker crash Sunday that caused the collapse of a busy Bay Area highway overpass. (Watch I-Reporter Pa

Brother Steps In And Marries Bride
Talk about getting sucker-punched!! Brother, can you spare a bride? Mon Apr 30, 8:27 AM ET Villagers at a wedding in eastern India decided the groom had arrived too drunk to get married, and so the bride married the groom's more sober brother instead, police said Monday. "The groom was drunk and had reportedly misbehaved with guests when the bride's family and local villagers chased him away," Madho Singh, a senior police officer told Reuters after Sunday's marriage in a village in Bihar state's Arwal district. The younger brother readily agreed to take the groom's place beside the teenage bride at her family's invitation, witnesses said. "The groom apologized for his behavior, but has been crying that word will spread and he will never get a bride again," Singh said by phone.

All Over Again
Such a cool feeling, But hot as hell, Cool as a river stream, But smoke is all you smell, You look for answers, You know you'll never find, Trying to heal a broken heart, With only her on your mind, You dance on the roadside, To a highway to hell, Its to the point the point her memories got you, Where your soul you'd gladly sell, You welcome the heartache, because its all you know, You try to plant seeds of love, But heartache is all that grows, Its not what you want, But whatever is, You try to sleep at night, As you pray God forgives...

For You Are The One
For you I would climb The highest mountain peak Swim the deepest ocean Your love I do seek. For you I would cross The rivers most wide Walk the hottest desert sand To have you by my side. For you are the one Who makes me whole You've captured my heart And touched my soul. For you are the one That stepped out of my dreams Gave me new hope Showed me what love means. For you alone Are my reason to live For the compassion you show And the care that you give. You came into my life And made me complete Each time I see you My heart skips a beat. For you define beauty In both body and mind Your soft, gentle face More beauty I'll ne'er find. For you are the one God sent from above The angel I needed For whom I do love.

An Ode To Fuck
Fuck Fuck this Fuck you Fuck everything And all the shit you put me through Fuck the world Fuck the pain Fuck everything you stand for Because I don't give a fuck about the fame Fuck your insecurities Fuck your smug smile Fuck your happiness that I promised So just fuck off unless you have something worthwhile Fuck the future Fuck the past Fuck all your fucking ignorance Because this torture will always last Fuck this needless pain Fuck this knife that roams Fuck everything that you're thinking Because this is a cutting reference in my poem Fuck what you're thinking Fuck everything you've said Fuck the world of knowledge you have of me Because you know none of the thoughts in my head Fuck my anger Fuck my pain And you know what just fuck me Because I'm just small, stupid and insane Fuck everything I just said Fuck all the times I've come to your aid Fuck all the tears I helped you fight Because I'm just pathetic, alone and

Home Mailing Business
I just found a great home mailing business where you get paid $5 for simply stuffing and mailing over 1000 envelopes a month. This is too good to pass up so please don't hesitate to call 1-800-785-7076 for a free information pack to be mailed out to you.

Todays' Quote Is: Desires
"How helpless we are, like netted birds, when we are caught by desires!" Baquera says: Desires come and they go, but as long as you feed it, care for it, and control it you will get the ride of your life. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure your minds are all in the gutter, but please note that a motorcycle gives you more miles! LOL! Joke: The husband gave his wife a gift - a tombstone, with the inscription: HERE LIES MY WIFE - COLD AS EVER. Later the furious wife bought a return present - also a tombstone, on which the inscription read : HERE LIES MY HUSBAND - STIFF AT LAST.

"to Let Go"
To let go doesn’t mean to stop caring, it means I can’t do it for someone else. To let go is not to cut myself off, it’s the realization that I don’t control another. To let go is not to enable, but to allow learning from natural consequences. To let go is to admit powerlessness, which means the outcome is not in my hands. To let go is not to try to change or blame another, I can only change myself. To let go is not to care for, but to care about. To let go is not to fix, but to be supportive. To let go is not to judge, but to allow another to be a human being. To let go is not to be in the middle arranging all the outcomes, but to allow others to affect their own outcomes. To let go is not to be protective, it is to permit another to face reality. To let go is not to deny but to accept. To let go is not to nag, scold, or argue, but to search out my own shortcomings and to correct them. To let go is not to adjust everything to my desires but to take each day as it comes

Mumms Suck...
Goodmorning, Just have to get something off my chest. Yesterday I tried to use Mumms to get some questions answered concerning this site. Wow, what a fucking mistake. All I got (other than a couple of Nice comments) was a bunch of Rude, sarcastic, and Amobea Brained comments. Soooooooo... I will never use this part of Tap again.... Nu-uh no way. And to all you that decided to prove you have the ceribral cortex of a "Sand Flea"....Nah I'm not gonna drop my intelligence level that far.

Chinese Proverbs.
chinese proverbs. Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bankok Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Baseball is wrong: man with 3 balls cannot walk. Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. War does not dertermine who is right, war determine who is left. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. Man who live in glass

My Momy Is A Survivor
MY MUMMY IS A SURVIVOR My Mummy is a survivor, or so I've heard it said. But I hear her crying at night when all others are in bed. I watch her lay awake at night and go to hold her hand. She doesn't know I'm with her to help her understand. But like the sands on the beach that never wash away... I watch over my surviving mummy, who thinks of me each day. She wears a smile for others...a smile of disguise. But through Heaven's door I see tears flowing from her eyes. My mummy tries to cope with death to keep my memory alive. But anyone who knows her knows it is her way to survive. As I watch over my surviving mum...through Heaven's open door. I try to tell her that angels protect me forever more. But I know that doesn't help her or ease the burden she bears. So if you get a chance, go visit her...And show her that you care. For no matter what she says...no matter what she feels. My surviving mom has a broken heart that time won't ever heal~! This poem w

No More
No More..An Affirmation Of Love No more drama. No more trauma. No more victims. No more hiding. No more lying. No more insanity ruling my mind. No more self-sabotage. No more denial. No more guilt. No shame. No trying to gain unobtainable love. No more conforming to be accepted. No more bruises or black eyes. No more being stranded barefoot in the rain in no-where-land. No more ignoring my feelings. No more ignoring my responsibilities. No more being an emotional doormat. No more looking back. No more jails, hospitals, or rehabs. No more cuts, burns or self-starvation. A vow of life, This I take! No more pretending I don't matter. No more reaching beyond myself to reach my dreams. No more fooling myself that you're more important than me.

Some Thoughts Just Because
Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said it'd be easy, they just promised it would be worth it. We were given two hands to hold, two legs to walk, two eyes to see, two ears to listen, But why only one heart? Because the other one was given to someone for us to find. Who are you to judge the life I live? I know im not perfect-and I don't live to be. But before you start pointing fingers... make sure your hands are clean. Do what makes you happy, be with who makes you smile, laugh as much as you breathe, and love as long as you live. Its better being brunette, brunettes have beauty and brains. You can only push a girl away for so long, until she walks out of your life on her own. So be careful and make sure this is what you want, because once she turns around

Again
I'm afraid to give my heart again afraid to lose to love again to kiss your lips and to look into those eyes again I can't help but worry that I'll get hurt again I can only notice your presence again feel your touch your tenderness again the glare of your eyes and the strength of your arms again I can't help but think I'll fall hard for you again I can only hope to feel safe again secure within myself- alive again share myself- you and me again I can't help but dream that there will be an 'us' again I'm afraid to hear those words again "I don't want this" "I want to break it off again" to say goodbye and cry myself to sleep again I can't help but worry that I'll be alone... aga

Oh Yes! It's All About My Good Self.
(¯`._.•°¤*THE BASIC¤×´¤··]·._.´¯)WAT IS YO NAME??I am indeed 'Countess Gent', the most gentlemanly countess you could hope to meet.WAT IS YO NICKNAME??AARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HOW OLD R U??How dare you?! Curse you and your impertinent questions!WHEN IS YO B-DAY??The 13th hour of the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year of the 13th century.WAT IS YO SIGN??Yo sign? What Kind of language is that? Are you on drugs?HOW TALL R U??I am respectfully statuesque.RIGHT OR LEFT HANDED??I write with my feet.WHERE IS U FROM??'Where is you from?' Dear lord, William Wordsworth will be turning in his grave.WHERE DO U STAY NOW??I have a lovely Edwardian House on Jupiter.WATS YO RACE??I am a snotty-nosed caucasian Brit.FAV ANIMAL??Ahh... one has to ponder over the purpose of the fox...FAV THING 2 DO??I love to laugh at peasants as eat truffles, wearing my rather dapper velvet smoking jacket.FAV NUMBER??1,966FAV FOOD??Daffodils.FAV COLOR??Crimson.(¯`._.•°¤*LOVE¤×´¤··]·._.´¯)DO U HAVE AN BF

Van Halen "i Can't Stop Loving You"
Van Halen I Can't Stop Lovin' There's a time and place for everything For everyone We can push with all our might But nothing's gonna come Oh no, nothing's gonna change And if I asked you not to try Oh, could you let it be? I wanna hold you and say "We can't throw this all away" Tell me you won't go You won't go Do you have to hear me say I can't stop lovin' you No matter what you say or do You know my heart is true Oh, I can't stop lovin' you You can change your friends Your place in life You can change your mind We can change the things we say And do it anytime Oh no, but I think you'll find That when you look inside your heart Oh baby, I'll be there Yeah Hold on I'm holdin' on Baby, just come on Come on, come on I just wanna hear you say I can't stop lovin' you No matter what you say or do You know my heart is true Oh, I can't stop lovin' you Oh, so twisted and tied And all I remembered Was how hard we tried Only to surrender

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I'm slowly starting to delete everything off my account... I'm leaving ct... its not fun anymore, its actually rather boring and lame lately...Anyone wants to keep in touch, my yahoo is : mystical_gemini_1981 or my msn is mystical_gemini_1981@hotmail.com.. I will be deleting my account monday morning b4 I leave to go out of town with my daughter for her surgery, was good knowing the rest of you, much love, and enjoy life =)

The Mayonnaise Jar And 2 Cups Of Coffee
The Mayonnaise Jar and 2 Cups of Coffee The Mayonnaise Jar and 2 Cups of Coffee When things in your lives seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 cups of coffee: A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was. The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous "yes." The professor the

Insecurity
i havent blogged in quite a while because i have been busy with other features of cherrytap. but i have learned a hard lesson in this system, dont become too arrogant or secure in your place because someone surely will come and shoot you down...i wont go into details, but i will go as far as to say im feeling pretty down today. take care, fellow bloggers and share the luv, some of us really need it today.... solarflare.

Moving
Hey everyone...I am moving to Waterloo, Iowa....YAY....*does happy dance* ok so yeah wish me luck and a safe journey... Talk to you all once i get a computer and the net....Peace out....Much Love to ALL My family and friends and fans...

Ok Im Sick Of The Fuckin Bullshit
OK IT SEEMS THAT PPL R BEING FORCED TO CHOOSE FRIENDS, WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO BEING ADULT AND AS SUCH BEING ABLE TO MAKE YOUR OWN DECISIONS?? LOOKS AS THO THE ADULTS ARE NOTHING MORE THEM CHILDREN, MAKING PPL CHOOSE ONE OVER ANOTHER, WELL IM SICK TO FUCKING DEATH OF ALL OF IT!! IVE FUCKING STAYED QUIET BUT NOW MY SISTER IS LEAVING CT AS A RESULT OF THE BULLSHIT AND I REFUSE TO TAKE THIS LAYING DOWN SO IF YOU FEEL IT WARRANTED TO DELETE AND BLOCK ME THEN SO FUCKING BE IT..IM DONE DEALING WITH 2 FACED SHIT, SO DELETE ME BLOCK ME AND NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN EVER..AND REMEMBER THIS..KARMA IS A BITCH!!!!!!

Nubian Goddess
Chestnut flesh glistening, Calling me to suck the diamonds of perspiration. Flowing hair the hue of a raven's cloak, Its scent enticing my weak knees to bend before You. Eyes the color and shape of almonds, Making Your unspoken commands known to me. The sounds from Your red lips like an angel's choir, Making my collar feel more like a crown. Your hand gently pulling my leash, Reminds me of my place in Your world. And the sweet taste of Your dark flesh Further completes my enrapture. You are adored, worshipped, Like no other.

Thanx For This One Angel
>Actual Newspaper Ads > >FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. >8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites. >______________________________________________________ >FREE PUPPIES: >1 /2 Cocker Spaniel, >1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog. >______________________________________________________ >FREE PUPPIES.. >Mother, AKC German Shepherd. >Father, Super Dog... >able to leap tall fences in a single bound. >____________________________________________________ >FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. >Looks like a rat .. been out a while. >Better be a reward. >___________________________________________________ >COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. >Also 1 gay bull for sale. >_______________________________________________________________ >NORDIC TRACK >$300 Hardly used, call Chubby. >_____________________________ ______________________ >GEORGIA PEACHES >California grown - 89 cents lb. >___________________________________________________ >JOINING NUDIST COLONY! >Must sell washer and dryer $300. >___________________

What A Day.....
Hi Again.... Well it's sunday the 6th and at the present moment I'm sitting in a rest area about 50 miles west of San Antonio, TX. and it's raining. Course it's better than yesterday, coming through Idaho, Utah, and New Mexico. I hate snow! Hit snow around Price, Utah and never got out of it until GALLUP N.M!! Oh well, such is the life of a truck driver. Have to unload in San Antonio tomorrow morning, (some place called Ben E. Keith) then it's off to Who knows where. I'll continue this when I can find another wi-fi spot, and have a few minutes to hook in. LATER!!!!

The Sexy Test
Body: This is the SEXY test. Post this and see who will fill this out. You may be surprised to see some of the answers. Mark the answer with an "X" [X] How old do I look? [ ] 11 [ ] 12 [ ] 13 [ ] 14 [ ] 15 [ ] 16 [ ] 17 [ ] 18 [ ] 19 [ ] 20 [ ] 21 [ ] other ___ How good do i look from 1-10 (1-ugly / 10-HoTT) [ ] 1 [ ] 2 [ ] 3 [ ] 4 [ ] 5 [ ] 6 [ ] 7 [ ] 8 [ ] 9 [ ] 10 Would you rather.. [ ] Do me Or [ ] Date me Do I have pretty eyes? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you be sad if I moved? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you come visit me? [ ] Yes [ ] No Am I.. [ ] Hott [ ] Beautiful [ ] Sexy [ ] Cute [ ] hideous Would you rather.. [ ] Makeout [ ] Cuddle [ ] do the deed [ ] Go out Would you want to go out with me? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you give me your number? [ ] Yes [ ] No If yes leave your number Are you going to repost this so I can answer for YOU? [ ] Yes [ ] No

How Not To Celebrate Cinco De Mayo
1) Don't celebrate it on the 6th. 2) Don't wear all green - wrong holiday for that. 3) Don't go around shouting, "Happy Mexican Independence Day!" - that's another holiday as well. 4) Avoid holding a mayonnaise eating contest - in this instance, "Mayo" is the Spanish word for the month of May. 5) Bullfighting is extremely dangerous - leave that to the professional kooks. 6) Don't lie to your kids that they'll get presents from Santa Juan in the morning. 7) A chihuahua throwing contest would attract the attention of PETA - this is not advised. 8) Selling chihuahua ponchos imported from Cuba would have the same effect. 9) Don't purchase or apply any Pico de Gallo eye salve - that is an illegal and dangerous black market item. 10) It's not "Take Your Donkey To Work" day. 11) Avoid wearing your festive tortilla mask when going into the bank - this could be misinterpreted. 12) Today is not the day to hold your anti-immigration rally in the barrio. 13) Man

Another Survey
1. Where is your mom right now? at home maybe 2. Last time you talked to someone on the phone? On da phone right now w/one my bestest friends, Julianne. 3. Name five things you did today. drove the kids to school, went to work and worked my ass off, played with Sakari my wog, kissed my kids, screamed at my kids. 6. What kind of phone do you have? Blackberry Pearl 8. What are you listening to? Julianne's dream 9. What do you smell like? After derby practice sweat, when I go out 'Angel' no it is not some frilly perfume but has a intoxicating smell, other than those times I guess I just smell like me :) 10. what color are your eyes? Green w/blue rings, the centers are golden. 11. Have you ever done a Chinese fire drill? Maybe when I was a teenager and drunk. WHERE IS 12? (maybe in the bathroom snorting a line...who knows. 12 was a loser anyway. Who needs 12. In fact, if I ever see 12 again I'm kicking its ass) 13.Do you have a chair in your room? yes a

The Cleansing
Lies, wander through my head, ceaseless, passionless even insistent, over and around my soul. They whisper, in mute voices, against the silence of guilt, reminiscent of true Love, betrayed. Clay feelings shatter needlessly against a fragile heart. The voice of Truth sits quietly and listens, to memories of feelings that never existed. Like a fever, waves of Regret seek to cleanse all past mistakes. Wisdom sought in solitude revives deceived Spirit with the touch of sweet surrender, while Bonds, once meant to last forever, lay broken, like twigs covered with frost. © 2007 KG

The Silent Corps
The Silent Corps From the halls of Montezuma To the shores of Tripoli They have fought our countries battles On the land and on the sea. From the far north of Frozen Chosin To the swamps of Vietnam From the sands of Iwo Jima To the oil fires of Saddam We have taken to the enemy The wrath of freedom’s might We have fought for God and country To preserve all free men’s rights As the Marines goes proudly forward Bringing battle to the foe So then to in shadow lockstep Does the Navy Corpsman go. In a thousand bloody battles In forests, swamps and sand This bearded angle of mercy Is always close at hand. Together we have bled and died As a group a tight knit band On many different foreign shores In many far away lands. And in the final counting When the final muster is called To those that proudly served our Corps And those that gave their all When the Army and the Navy Ever gaze on Heaven's scenes, They will find the streets are Guard

My Fantasy
I would lie you on your back as I lit some candles and the air started to smell like apples. I would blindfold you as I undressed you and then myself. I would plant kisses on you from head to toe as my hands massaged your every inch of brown soft skin. I would straddle your ankles as I took your manhood into my mouth. You wouldn't be able to control yourself anymore and you would take the blindfold off as our eyes met. You would run your fingers thru my hair and then grab the back of my head as I take you further into my warm wet mouth. You would pull me by my shoulders and I would ease myself up to your soft lips and kiss you hard and passionately.You lift me up and guide your hardness into my wetness...it fits like a puzzle piece and we become one. I look at you and wink and I get up and turn around and sit back on top of you reverse. I plant my feet on either side of your thighs as I bounce up and down onto your hardness...with each thrust I tighten my pelvic muscles and I feel your

I'm Far Too Shy To Tell You That I Love You
I'm far too shy to tell you that I love you. You're a star far from my plain earth. I gaze and see no man who's above you: To me you are the cynosure of worth. Yet with all your beauty you're a person Like me in need of sympathy and love. Your thoughts of me would not, I dare hope, worsen If I in some way tried your heart to move. There's pleasure, surely, drawn from the reflection That someone, somewhere, worships your sweet face, Thinks you are the summit of perfection, Wants nothing more of life than your embrace. The danger is you'll think it couldn't be; So I suggest you see yourself through me.

Patriot Guard!!! Bod Bless!
I posted a few hours ago and got 1 view and 1 repost...Come one people! Show some love to the people that fight for our rights and our freedom. GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS!!!! This is a man fighting against Fred Phelps and the Evil Church. Want to give some hope, And show someone doing a great thing!!! We should all Try!!!! (repost of original by 'Tracy - Melanie's Husband' on '2007-05-08 16:49:31') (repost of original by '~*~Melanie~*~Tracy's Wife...' on '2007-05-08 17:58:15') (repost of original by '"CT WIFEY TO RAY AS OF.4/27/07 WHO'S BEST FRIENDS ARE "POP OFF" A.K.A giantsfan707' on '2007-05-08 20:01:07') (repost of original by '~*~Melanie~*~Tracy's Wife...' on '2007-05-08 20:57:51') (repost of original by 'Chaotic Harmony' on '2007-05-08 21:10:42')

To Much Pain
what do u do when u lose the most important things in the world u feel like theres nothing eles to live for well i feel like that now i lost my kidds a few weeks ago i feel like dieing cause i cant hold them or hugg them or kiss them it hurts so bad i cant stand the pain much longer we keep getting told we are getting them back but we also keep getting lied to so im not sure ne more with out my babys it feels like theres nothing eles to live for but i dont know i cry myself to sleep at night every night while i look at there pic and wonder what they are doing they are my world my life and always will be.....there is just to much pain

Woooohooooo
CLICK ON THE IMAGE BELOW TO JOIN THE COOLEST LOUNGE AROUND (repost of original by '♥ Dess ♥SPANK MY EVIL BUTT♦ Wildin Outs Manager' on '2007-05-09 08:21:06') (repost of original by '~DJ WICKED SINS~SHOWGIRLS GENTLEMENS CLUB OWNER' on '2007-05-09 08:23:44') (repost of original by '~DX ~-OWNER OF THE GOLDEN CHERRY LOUNGE' on '2007-05-09 08:40:40') (repost of original by 'STONE COLD' on '2007-05-09 08:41:49') (repost of original by 'TRISH STRATUS' on '2007-05-09 08:42:47') (repost of original by '~DX ~-OWNER OF THE GOLDEN CHERRY LOUNGE' on '2007-05-09 08:43:30') (repost of original by '~DJ WICKED SINS~SHOWGIRLS GENTLEMENS CLUB OWNER' on '2007-05-09 08:44:36')

Don't F*ck With Zoo Animals
Giraffe Teaches Students a Lesson at Zoo May 8, 9:36 PM (ET) VILNIUS, Lithuania (AP) - Climbing into a giraffe's cage at the local zoo seemed a good idea after a few drinks. But the prank went wrong when the 1.3 ton animal flew into a rage and attacked the three student trespassers at a zoo in Lithuania on Monday night. Ruta Greiciute, a 22-year-old student at Kaunas Technology University, was hospitalized with a broken collar bone and nose after the nine-year-old male giraffe, named Solut, attacked her. The other students survived the incident unscathed. "This was a very silly thing they did. The scared giraffe could have stomped her to death," Kaunas Zoo spokeswoman Angele Grebliauskaite said. The zoo reported that many animals had been disturbed Monday night as students celebrated a festival in a nearby condominium. Police have launched an investigation to find out how the intoxicated students entered the zoo at night and climbed the 10 foot high fence surround

We Used To Get Trashed In College, But This Is Going A Bit Too Far. . .
Man Survives Garbage Truck Crushing May 8, 12:19 PM (ET) WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. (AP) - A homeless man who had fallen asleep in a trash bin to escape the rain was dumped into a garbage truck and survived being crushed repeatedly before a worker saw him. Robert Baswell, 44, said he screamed as the load of trash was crushed against his body at least seven times and was sure he would die. He tried to cushion one blow from the truck's compressor with a dead opossum, he said. "I screamed one last breath," Baswell told the Palm Beach Post. A trash collector finally saw him as he tossed in a box and called for help. Firefighters spent almost a half hour pulling pieces of trash out by hand to free the man. "I want to find this gentleman and have him buy my lottery tickets because he is one lucky dude," said West Palm Beach Fire Rescue spokesman Phil Kaplan. Baswell, who had bedded down in a brush-filled trash bin Sunday night to get out of the rain, suffered broken legs and r

Week 51
- In some hidden torture lab, Desaad (resident interrogator of the New Gods’ Apokoliptic contingent) goes about his work as his master Darkseid ponders the fate of the DCU’s superheroes and his eventual subjugation of them. - Duela Dent, the self-proclaimed daughter of the Joker, is bouncing at the club. Is this a new phase of Lindsay Lohan-like celebrity supervillains? Hell no! It’s a kidnapping attempt. Although when Duela splits from the club with singer Tracey Angel in tow, she’s blocked by the Red Hood! While the pair tussle, Duela notes that she’s “from a neighboring Earth” before apparently leading the former Boy Wonder on a chase over Manhattan’s rooftops. - Meanwhile, Mary Marvel is checking out of the hospital thanks to the financial aid of Freddy Freeman (aka the new Captain Marvel). Unfortunately, Freddy doesn’t want to be found, and Mary is left out in the rain. - It’s poker time for the Rogues! While Heatwave greets Trickster like death warmed over—Oh snap! Did y

Please Help My Beautiful Wife And Kids
I DONT WANT TO SEE THEM LOSE 2ND PLACE IN THE MOTHERS DAY CONTEST.... EVERYONE HAS WORKED SO HARD TO GET HER THERE THAT I DONT WANT ALL THE COMMENTS TO GO TO WASTE I AM BEGGING FOR ANYONE AND EVERYONE TO HELP KEEP HER SPOT AND NOT LET 3RD PLACE CATCH UP...

Marines Bar 17-year-olds From Combat
Marines Bar 17-Year-Olds from Combat Military.com | Kelly Johnson | May 03, 2007 In an effort to rebut accusations of child soldiering within the U.S. military, the Marine Corps recently revised a policy regarding the deployment of Marines younger than 18 years of age to combat zones. The newly updated policy prohibits 17-year-old servicemembers from being operationally deployed, which includes rotations to Iraq and Afghanistan. The revised policy does not apply to 17-year-old Marines who deploy for individual unit training or for exercises to non-combat areas. According to the message, offically delineated as "MarAdmin 272/07": "The [child soldier protocol] states parties shall take all feasible measures to ensure that members of the their armed forces who have not attained the age of 18 years do not take a direct part in hostilities." The directive outlines rules against assigning a 17-year-old Marine to a unit scheduled to operationally deploy prior to his or her 18th bir

Time
A time to live, a time to die A time to laugh, a time to cry A time for hot, a time for cold A time for young, a time for old A time to win, a time to lose A time for happy, a time for blues So when you hear sombody whine Saying that they have no time Time is what is everything Time is winter, time is spring Time is summer, and also fall Untill the day we have none at all

My Horoscope For 05/10/2007
Indecisiveness plays a big role in your day, but it doesn't have to hold you back. Strive to be fair and balanced in your dealings. If that means you need more time or can't come to an immediate conclusion, so be it.

Multiple Disciplines
In LDD there are times when your wife may require more than one spanking in a single day, these are called multiple spankings. Most times a wife who has received a very sound spanking will only need the one to learn to be contrite, submissive, humbling, and love for her HOH as her protector. At times a second spanking is in order for a misbehaving wife, the reasons for this might be scheduling, her actual misbehavior, or because she has earned a punishment on the day of her maintenance spanking. While one spanking in a day is quite a painful and humbling experience, having to subject her self to a second spanking will further intensify the pain and humiliation, that's because of the soreness from the first spanking. When a wife had earned a second spanking on the same day she will most likely start crying just from having to strip and lie across her HOH's lap, even before the actual spanking begins. From person experiences when Kim has earned a multiple spanking, she is very

Tears
For the LDD couple spanking to tears is a must, to help humble and contrite her and allows her to feel truly disciplined. When spanking it is not necessary to use more force to bring her to tears, just to be repetitive, along with the verbal scolding is usually enough to start the tears flowing in a submissive woman. Most new LDD tend to either stop when the woman starts to cry or never bring her to tears, you need to push past the point and bring her to tears for with that comes the release she desires. For new HOH, it takes alot of love and emotional strength in order to punish his wife propery and bring her to tears, unless you are a sadist, it can be very difficult on the man. Men are told not to hurt woman physically from young man to adulthood, hence the problem. By bring your woman to tears you allow her to release all the stress that has built up since her last punishment, and free her to show her submission to you. The tears are also a great indicator that your wife has

Closet Friends
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a baseball." Man - "That's nice." Boy - "Want to buy it?" Man - "No, thanks." Boy - "My dad's outside." Man - "OK, how much?" Boy - "$150" Man - "Sold." In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together. Boy - "Dark in here." Man - "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a Wilson infielder's glove." The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, “How much?" Boy - "$350" Man - "Highway robbery. Sold." A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your gloves, let's go outside and have a game of catch." The boy says, "I can

I'm Sorry By All 4 One
I know I was wrong For treating you the way I did (the way I did) I have so much on my mind I didn't know where you fit in (where you fit in) and if I could do it all over again (again) I'll never treat you that way (I'll never treat you that way again) I apologize for the pain that I caused And I just wanna say (I just wanna say) I'm sorry (I'm sorry) So sorry (so sorry) For treating you the way I did (I didn't mean it baby) I'm sorry (I'm sorry) So sorry (so sorry) For leaving you the way I did When I close my eyes I think of how it used to be (used to be) That's when I realized Just how much you mean to me (you mean to me) A second chance is all that I need (I need) To change what's wrong and make it right (To change what's wrong and make it right) A fool I was to let you slip away (away) When I know I need you in my life (need you in my life) I'm sorry (I'm sorry) So sorry (so sorry) For treating you the way I did (I didn't mean to hurt you baby)

"i"
Iatrophobia- Fear of going to the doctor or of doctors. Ichthyophobia- Fear of fish. Ideophobia- Fear of ideas. Illyngophobia- Fear of vertigo or feeling dizzy when looking down. Iophobia- Fear of poison. Insectophobia - Fear of insects. Isolophobia- Fear of solitude, being alone. Isopterophobia- Fear of termites, insects that eat wood. Ithyphallophobia- Fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.

Real Life 2
Last night at 5:00 Kim once again came to me to reequest her dicipline , so I told her yes she would recieve her discipline. Kim made sure the shop was locked up, went to the bench, stripped nude, bent over and waited for me to discipline her, I took my time getting to her so to make her squirm a little more. I had the strap with me and started with lite stroke to her right butt cheek, warming it up and adding some color. After a good warm up I started to swat her a little more intense, and only rarely smacking her left cheec, I continued to turn her right one very red and hot. Kim was squirming more and more as she is more used to both cheeks getting the same treatment at the same time. By focusing on only her right one to begin with I am sure that the feeling was quite different to her, I spanked her with the strap for over 20 minutes before I finally started on the left butt cheek. When I switched cheeks I could see in her movements the difference, so as to keep the right one

"hi Baby. You're Cute! What Do You Do?" "i Uh, Work With Decomposing Corpses. . ."
Buzzards halt 'body farm' plan SAN MARCOS, Texas (AP) -- Texas State University's plan to build the nation's largest "body farm" of cadavers is on hold over concerns that buzzards could endanger nearby planes. The university's scrapped its proposed site and began scouting a new location for what would be only the third body farm in the United States. The farms are used by scientists who bury cadavers to study human decomposition to help police better determine the time and manner of death at crime scenes. Texas State had hoped to begin burying bodies later this year on a 17-acre (6.9-hectare) site on Texas Highway 21 near the San Marcos Municipal Airport. But after meeting with the airport's commission Tuesday, the university dropped the plan out of concern that buzzards would pose a risk to pilots. "While the increased risk might be very small, it cannot be completely eliminated, and we cannot go forward with the Highway 21 site," Texas State provost Perry Moore said. Plans for t

This Is What My Life Has Become, Survey Questions...
Questions You've Never Answered Before!! Do you have Justin Timberlake music on your iPod/mp3 player? Nope. Where were you July 4th, 2006? Ummmmmmmm Ithink i was at cherlotte beach. Do you like Oatmeal? yeah. What was the last movie you watched? Red Dawn, its one of my fav's Who was the first person you wanted to be like? Brandon from 90210 i think. What are the basic colors of your bedroom? White and cream. What is the first thing you do when you wake up? Check my phone see if certain someone text me during the night. but, she dont. sigh. Where were you when the 9/11 attacks happened? English class Where do you wish you lived? I dont know, somwhere where i wont get bord. Why was JFK assassinated? I don't effin know, he probably pissed someone off How many different people are in your text message inbox? what? What is your best friend doing tomorrow? She is sleeping and working. Where is the last place you ate out at? Her pants oohh

???
You wonder why i just sit there and stare at you.... you wonder why i don't really talk much on the phone.... You wonder why i don't remember parts of the movie we saw together.... you wonder why i just start laughing to myself sometimes.... You wonder why i can't really think of anything to do sometimes.... You wonder why i ask some of the stupid questions i ask.... you wonder why i can't go a day without talking to you.... You wonder a lot about me and why i do what i do.... the answer is very simple.... You.... You are the answer.... you are why i can't think straight.... You are why i just stare and smile at you.... You are why i blabber like an idiot.... You are why i'm so addicted to you.... You are.... ....My everything

!!
you caught my eye as you walked on by cat snatched my tongue before the words had ever begun memorized as i stare into your eyes i get that feeling inside that reminds me that i am alive i can't help but smile whenever i think about you when you look my way i melt completely through it's the way you walk the way you talk the way everything you say connects with my thoughts don't ask me why don't ask me how all i know is that you busted me out you took my world and turned it upside down you give me such a high feeling i never want to come back down. you shake me up you wake me up you tell me never to give up the way you move, the way you stand the way you look in my eyes and hold my hand

Some One
Sometimes at night, when I look to the sky, I start thinking of you and then ask myself, why? Why do I love you? I think and smile, because I know the list could run on for miles. The whisper of your voice, the warmth of your touch, so many little things that make me love you so much. The way you support me, and help with my emotions, the way that you care and show such devotion. The way that your kiss, fills me with desire, and how you hold me with the warmth of a blazing fire. The way your eyes shine when you look at me, lost with you forever is where I want to be. The way that I feel when you're by my side, a sense of completion and overflowing pride. The dreams that I dream, that all involve you, the possibilities I see and the things we can do. How you finish the puzzle that lies inside my heart, how that deep in my soul, you are the most important part. I could go on for days, telling of what I feel, but all you really must know is my love for you is real.

Some One 1
So often when I am embracing you, It seems that you exist in this world only because of me and I exist because of you. It's not easy to wander in this world and not lose one's way, but the greatest happiness of all is in giving joy to one's beloved. And if the king can have his throne, and if the bird can have his Spring nest, and God can have his heaven, then I, my sweetheart, I can have you!

Some One 2
You are my air The sun in my day The moon in my night The spring in my step You are my everything. You are the stars in the sky The birds in the trees The shimmer, the sparkle, the shine. Without the light you put into my life I would be nothing A single leaf on the ground in autumn, Lost, forgotten, alone. Before i knew you, I was nothing. Now I am everything, With you at my side, I am invincible! Feel the same my baby, You are loved so much, I love you now and forever You are my darling, my baby, my love You are my everything I love you so much.

Some One 5
On a summer's day long, long ago I fell in love and I'll never know Just what it was that made me feel So drawn to her, what the appeal That set my pulses so to race When e'er I gazed upon that face Of one who was scarce but a child Yet even then could drive me wild I'll never know the how's and why's I lost my heart to Hazel Eyes But when I got that long sought kiss I knew I'd found my Perfect Miss My elfin girl from down the lane And I'll never let her go again For how could I describe our love? Romantic love, all hearts and flowers No way to count the days and hours Spent in self-indulgent wishes And thoughts of long awaited kisses Of sweet embraces, tender sighs And gazing into love filled eyes Oh yes, it is that kind of love Or, is it yet the love of passion The ecstasy that knows no ration That shuddering nerve-tingling feeling The climax with your senses reeling The wondrous joy when you discover That sweet surrender to your lover Oh yes, it's tha

Fuck You Soup...(some Of My Old Stuff)
Take a little heartbreak, the real bitter kind, that leaves you real angry Add a dead end job, the kind where you bust your ass for minimum and sore feet Mix in over due bills, with some smartass 20 something debt collector calling at 10pm Put this in a big bowl of your past & the emotional baggage you lug around Make sure to add a new guy who blows you off and stomps your heart into the ground Finally, have your mom call you and lecture you about everything she hoped you'd be For a nice Fuck You garnish, a successful sister, who just made partner, how sweet! This is my version of Fuck You Soup! I highly reccomend a nice bottle of Vodka for this soup!

Eurovision Song Contest
Sat in front of the TV last night for the first time in ages, just so I could watch some music from around Europe in the good old Eurovision Song contest. Incase you didn't know I watch TV when I have to, not all the time. So I was happily laughing away at the comments by our presenter and chuckling at some of the lunatic entries which had absolutely no interest to me whatsoever. When we came to the voting. Now bearing in mind this is supposed to be a contest about music and the best song winning. I placed my vote for Greece as I thought it was quite a catchy song, then I sat down to watch the rest of Europe vote. I'm there watching as the first 10 countries vote and can't beleive that the UK hasn't had 1 vote yet! Now I might be biased, living here but it was a bouncy up beat song, better than some of the other stuff that was about. Anyhow, the show goes on, I get more heated. I voted on my musical knowledge and taste, but it seems every other country is voting politically! What

Sick Of Being In The Middle!!!
I'm so tired of being brought into the middle of things and hated by people who really dont have a reason to hate me. I wish I could lash out and just scream but I am so much better then that I dont have to drop to there level and act like a little two year old and whine. I didn't do anything to this perticular person and yet she wants to blame me for everything that went wrong in her relationship with my friend. I'm sad to me,,all my frien wanted was to beable to see the little girl he helped raise for the last two year and instead that little girl is being used against him in some froggle atempt to win him back. Not happening my friend is way to smart to put up with that bullshit. And so what if me and him hooked up, yeah he said he didnt want another relationship with a girl with kids but you just cant help who you fall for,which is why I understand why she still loves him believe it or not I do!! He's a great guy who just wants to beable to move on with his life and see a little gi

Due To Lack Of People Not Understanding This Page
If you are not able to read then you shouldn't be on this page. Look we have had upteen people asking about the private folder and making perverted statements. We all want to have fun on our page but don't be a lame ass this page isn't made for fuck heads it's made to meet people and new friends if your not gonna respect it then hell don't even post. We don't want to hear about how big your cock is and all that sort of bull shit we created this page for people that want to chill with us. I think thats pretty clear. So if your gonna make lame ass comments realize that guidelines. I understand that some of you don't know how to control your testoterone but i really don't care to hear about how you want to do this and this to her and to be honest i could care less what you want to do to me. Seeing that were both very happy and don't have time for that sort of bs. Please respect our words. Thanks

Happy Mother's Day To All You Mom's!!
What a beautiful time of the year! The sun's out, the trees are growing back their leaves, the grass is turning green again, flowers are starting to bloom, and o yes, it's Mother's Day! I will be spending Mother's Day with my mother. I cooked for us, me, her and my brother, brunch earlier today(there was a ton of food!) and will be making pizza tonite for dinner. This is no ordinary pizza. Everything is homemade, the dough, sauce, everything, I am making it myself. The cheese, parmesan and mozzarella, is not however(if u find a way to make homemade mozzarella and parmesan let me know). Anyways that's what we will be doing on this day. Then maybe a little mango for dessert, I have some leftover from Cinco de Mayo. Anyways, enjoy this day with your mother and have fun. Don't get Mom too drunk though! Have fun!! Myspace Codes: MyNiceSpace.comAnd don't send me Happy Mother's Day comments. I shouldn't have to say this but I am not a mother and have no kids of my own.

$7.00 An Hour And All You Can Eat!
Workers rescued from giant vat of fish feces , May 12, 2007 TURNERS FALLS, Massachusetts (AP) -- This nasty rescue is no fish tale. Rescuers cut through a filtration tank of dense fish feces to reach four workers who fell into the sludgy dung Friday while cleaning the 18-foot tank at a western Massachusetts farm. The workers became trapped for 45 minutes after a bracket holding a plastic filtration pad collapsed as workers stood on it to clean the fiberglass tank at the Australis Aquaculture fish farm, said Turners Falls Fire Capt. David Dion and the fish farm's manager, Josh Goldman. One of the farmhands was submerged in what Dion described as a sand-and-feces mix, while the other three had their heads above the sludge, he said. Dion said rescue workers cut a hole in the side of the tank at the farm, which raises barramundi, a fish farmed as a replacement for grouper. "It was very slimy and it was heavy," he said. "Never seen anything like it in my life." The worker who fell

Agree With This Dude
The (Too High) Price of Being Green May 13, 2007 To quote a famous frog, "It's not easy being green." I'm finding just how accurate that is after having shopped recently for a new car, and as my wife, Amy, and I remodel our bathroom. Where possible, we're trying to think environmentally. But I have to say: Kermit was right. Green isn't easy. The reason: Green is expensive. Hybrid cars are pricier than their equivalent counterparts and require years of operation before you recoup that cost -- assuming you own the car long enough. Solar panels are insanely pricey and make no sense economically. Even the tankless water heater I recently bought was much costlier than a traditional unit. As such, this effort to be eco-friendly is pitting my personal values against the value of a dollar. And, honestly, the value of a dollar is winning more often than not. Which leads to the question I've been contemplating in recent weeks: How much green are we consumers willing to spend to go green? *

Bordom In The Am
1. Do you still talk to the person you LAST kissed? In a heartbeat. 2. Do you still talk to the person you FIRST kissed? every now and then. 3. Have you ever seen your best friends cry? yes 4. What kind of vitamins did you take as a kid? flintstones. 5. What is the last thing you ate? like two pretzles. 6. Did you get any compliments today? no. 7. What is the nicest thing anybody has ever told you? I dont know. 8. Are most of your friends guys or girls? guys 9. When was the last time you napped? I cant remember, these past two days are a big blurr. 10. What languages does your mom speak? English and latin i think. 11. Where have you lived throughout your life? A billion places in NY, Oklahoma, North Dakota 12. What's the last piercing you got? I am...unpenetrated. 13. When was the last time you drove more than 15 minutes? yesterday. 14. Do you get distracted easily? Um, depends on what im doing. Im usually pretty focused. 15. Have

Bob Barker's Replacement. ..
Apr 18, 2007 3:19 pm US/Eastern Barker's Replacement Might Come On Down In May (CBS4) LOS ANGELES As Bob Barker draws closer to his final showcase showdown, word is that there are now three frontrunners who are reportedly ready to grab Barker’s stick mic when he retires this year. The venerable game show host will be hard to replace but after a lengthy audition process, The Hollywood Reporter says the top contenders to fill Barker’s shoes are “Entertainment Tonight” veteran Mark Steines, Todd Newton, who hosts a "Price Is Right" show on the Vegas strip, and always tan actor George Hamilton. According to The Hollywood Reporter, options on all three candidates have been picked up, while the other wannabe hosts saw their options expire. There are reports that John O’Hurley, who played Mr. Peterman on Seinfeld and who currently hosts “Family Feud”, is still in the running. Reps for CBS and ‘Price’ producer FremantleMedia North America have declined comment. None of his bosse

Together We Shall Prevail
Why are we, the white race founders of modern functioning society, forced to accept those who wish to destroy what our forefathers fought and died for? We are the founders of this great nation, we are the men and women who for two centuries ran this country with very few major bumps in the road, and now we are expected to caterer to the every whim of the lesser races. We are the only nation who is expected to provide text at the DMV in twenty different languages, just so Jose can come here illegally and pass his driving test, and at no cost to him for he will more than likely send all his earned money back across the border and out of America forever. We are also the only nation expected to help every beggar, we are forced to pay billions of dollars to people who stab us in the back every chance they get, or to people who have showmen just how lazy they actually are. It is far past due that we as a people stop playing super hero to the rest of the world and close our borders and wo

Josh Groban - You Raise Me Up
When I am down and, oh my soul, so weary; When troubles come and my heart burdened be; Then, I am still and wait here in the silence, Until you come and sit awhile with me. You raise me up, so I can stand on mountains; You raise me up, to walk on stormy seas; I am strong, when I am on your shoulders; You raise me up… To more than I can be. You raise me up, so I can stand on mountains; You raise me up, to walk on stormy seas; I am strong, when I am on your shoulders; You raise me up… To more than I can be. There is no life – no life without its hunger; Each restless heart beats so imperfectly; But when you come and I am filled with wonder, Sometimes, I think I glimpse eternity. You raise me up, so I can stand on mountains; You raise me up, to walk on stormy seas; I am strong, when I am on your shoulders; You raise me up… To more than I can be. You raise me up, so I can stand on mountains; You raise me up, to walk on stormy seas; I am strong, when I am on

In The Mist Of My Mind.
In the mist of my mind i could change anything at any time. In the mist of my mind i am god of my own world. in the mist of my mind i could tell any one my secret why i dream this dream. in the mist of my mind i could be anything that i want to be... no one can tell me who or what i should be. in the mist of my mind, i sleep forever so i could see my world more. In the mist of my mind i see things that i shouldn't but should at the same time. in the mist of my mind all the pleaser i want is there. in the mist of my mind my life is set and made to what i wants to be. in the mist of my mind i know is real. - in the mist of my mind... i am asleep. As the ringing of the alarm starts the mist in my mind started to fade, and as i open my eyes i begin to look out into the real world and than i start to know how i was made. in the mist of my mind.

Beginning Of The End... 3rd Day
Hollow hands Oh fate, why did you prized my lonesome eyes with her beauty? And love, tell me, why did you engraved perishable dreams and hopes into my reality? Was it fun to play the cruel game of Not Meant To Be, or was it just to see if we bleed? She is drifting away beyond my present reach, and I am anchored, with the seductive taste of memories, to the fountain of her love that once used to overflow with passion to ease my thirst and heal my wounds. But my arms were to narrow to embrace the distance... Now the spring is dry, and filled with ashes of her candle-lit face T hese are the whisper within this verse E rected by hollow hands by my curse A nd the words turn into a sacred mirror R eflecting the end as it gets nearer. D ews of my fallen angel's sadness R aining steadily in my madness. O rnaments of orphaned vows, P romises that will now never arouse S lowly melting away... Falling through the ceiling of my empty room, hi

Okay So Maybe I Was Wrong.
I'm starting to change my view now on whether someone I'm crushin' on likes me or not. I mean who asks a question and makes statements and researches my myspace page if they aren't slightly interested?! My confidence level has risen up a notch. =)

Fantasybaseball!
WooHoo, Im excited! My Fantasy Baseball team has moved up into 4th place! I keep checking on them and one day they are up and the next day they are down. But They seem to be up more than down so thats a good thing. Anyway, Im proud that they are doing good because this is the first year that I have actually built my own team. I have watched & keep track of the teams in the past but wasnt brave enough to try it myself. I didnt do my picking till late, after about the second day into the season, But I was still able to get some pretty good players. Anyway, Im just happy not to be in 11th or 12th place. WOOHOO Go TNBraves!!! http://msn.foxsports.com/fantasy/baseball/commissioner/standings/home?leagueId=18354

I Am A German Sheperd And My Name Is Charlie
Hi all, yeah, I am the family dog of catinspace's family and my dog's age is 3 years now, but in human ages I will become soonest 21. Isn't it wowy!? Time by time I'll tell you about our family activities and what's going on in real life. I am a good dog, but I have my own mind, I am a story writing dog , wowy, that's better as if my family tells something about me. Yeah, and now I am hungry, wowy for now.

A Friend's Greeting
I'd like to be the sort of friend that you have been to me; I'd like to be the help that you've been always glad to be; I'd like to mean as much to you each minute of the day As you have meant, old friend of mine, to me along the way. I'd like to do the big things and the splendid things for you, To brush the gray from out your skies and leave them only blue; I'd like to say the kindly things that I so oft have heard, And feel that I could rouse your soul the way that mine you've stirred. I'd like to give you back the joy that you have given me, Yet that were wishing you a need I hope will never be; I'd like to make you feel as rich as I, who travel on Undaunted in the darkest hours with you to lean upon. I'm wishing at this time that I could but repay A portion of the gladness that you've strewn along my way; And could I have one wish this year, this only would it be: I'd like to be the sort of friend that you have been to me. - Edgar A

Injury To Insult
Got to OKC a LOT later than planned on Saturday... It took us nearly 17 hours! Part of that was because we had to drive the huge truck and couldn't take the toll road... But we also had to stop to get gas more, and when we stopped to get gas we found out that my car was about to fall off the trailer... Grr... My wife's fiancé and our roomie in MN put my car on there wrong... They didn't fasten the straps right and they were falling off the tires... the car was barely hanging on the trailer by the chains and not the straps... We would have noticed sooner but we couldn't even see the car in the mirrors of the truck... So I had to get all filthy and get under the car 3 times to get it hooked back up right... that was after having to take it off and check everything and put it back on... I was not a happy camper to have almost lost my car because 2 men didn't bother to ask how to do it properly or read directions... Then we finally got here and we were too tired to do much mo

Going On For 2 Years This Ones For You
Somewhere there's someone who dreams of your smile, and finds in your presence that life is worth while. So when you are lonely, remember it's true Somebody somewhere is thinking of you. - K. Blackburn -

Bitchy Blog
Ok, this is a bitchy blog about WoW. I went on the armory today on www.worldofwarcraft.com and looked up some specific people that claim themselves to be WoW guru's. All I found were a large portion of people, that are using gear 20 plus lvls below their lvl. Made me giggle. I told you this was a bitchy blog :P Cracks me up when people are on there, or in their blogs going on about how great they are at a game, but you can look them up, and see how much they SUCK!!! :) Yeah, I can be catty sometimes, so what? It's a game, I'm allowed to be. The word n00b applies there.

A Moment
Each day is but a moment in time. Every occurance having a reason and a rhyme. In the blink of an eye, this moment is gone. But, fear not, a new day comes with the dawn. Another chance to say the things unsaid. A time to write the words to be read. Moments to laugh and moments to cry. Dreams to be dreamed, while others will die. People that can touch our lives. Enemies that stab us like knives. We may not know what this day may hold. We know only that there is a story to be told.

Nothing Really I'm Just Bored
Texas is getting better but it still sucks for the most part. I finally got some clothes that are not to hot to wear here that don't show just about every part of my body I really don't want everyone to see. I'm finally getting used to the weather just a little bit more. I went out to day and put in 7 applications for a new job. I haven't worked in over a year because after the last place I worked at went out of business I got pregnant with my son. Wish me luck hopefully I get one soon staying couped up in the house with nothing to do with my mother in law is driving me crazy. After the job is secure I'm going to go back to school to get my GED. Well I think thats it for now.

Inescapable Pain (free Verse)
Time and time again, these feelings overwhelm. They take hold by the reins and never let go. Each effort in escaping is worthless, my destiny already predestined. The dark room shows the feelings left in me, numb to all light, all emotions. Joy, pain, compassion, love, hate, depression, frustration, devastation, It's all become gray. Emptying my feelings through a ball point pen, spraying words of a bleeding heart. and to no effect it takes, besides telling a story yet to be told. Nobody knows the pain endured, every minute of every day. The desire to slip-- --slip into an unawakened unconsciousness. Permanently rending all hurt, and darkening my gray world. It wasn't because of her, or the pain withstood without. It wasn't because of them-- --the friends left hiding behind walls. It wasn't because of failure, ensured nearly everyday. It was the undesirable loneliness, captured by each cause. Overflowing and encasing me, in this glass box, with no

Night
A touch of skin soft and slippery, With the hint of hint of sweat. We fought our resistance beneath the cool sheets, As the wind flowed from the window above us. Eyes met briefly and begged for the chance, To abandon all of our uncertainties. You began your work on my lips, Probing gently as if drawing sex, From a deep well of longing and need. Then heated tongues met in the midst, Of hot and quickening breath. And greedily we drank the wine of our lusts. Then intoxicated with those spirits, Our clothes found resting place on the floor. Piece by piece, Until there were no hiding places, For the two glistening and wanting bodies. Hunger revealed in this hot moment. Then skin meshed with skin, As the floor became the stage. You moved atop of me easily, And lowered yourself gently. Kissing me as I was filled with you. As a gasp broke the kiss, Your hands stroked the stray strands, Away from my forehead, then became entangled. Our slow rhythm gave way, To urgent

Wanna Play Doctor????
You're in bed with your girlfriend and an idea comes to you. You tell your girlfriend you'll be right back and leave the room. Ten minutes later you come back, wearing a doctor's white coat and nothing else. You have a stethoscope around your neck and you say, "Time for the doctor to check you out." She giggles as you come toward the bed. You pull the sheet from her naked body. "Okay, first let's check your heart rate and see if it's beating okay." You press the stethoscope between her breasts, making her cry out at the cold sensation. Her heartbeat is at it's normal rhythm and you bend down and flick your tongue across her nipple, causing her heart to accelerate. "Hmmmm are you getting excited?" She smiles shyly and you move to her other breast, drawing this one deeply into your mouth, sucking on it and flicking your tongue across the nipple as your suckle. She let's out a little moan and arches her back, wanting more. "Now, I need to examine you further, make sure you're all fine." Y

President Bush's Resignation Speech
Subject: President Bush's Resignation Speech We all have our disagreements with President Bush. Immigration, U.S. Attorney firings, Iraq, Darfur, etc. are all hot topics these days. The following "speech" was written yesterday by an ordinary Maineiac. While satirical in nature, all satire must have a basis in fact to be effective. An excellent piece by a person who does not write for a living. Sent with the author's permission. The speech George W. Bush SHOULD give: Normally, I start these things out by saying "My Fellow Americans." Not doing it this time. If the polls are any indication, I don't know who more than half of you are anymore. I do know something terrible has happened, and that you're really not fellow Americans any longer. I'll cut right to the chase here: I quit. Now before anyone gets all in a lather about me quitting to avoid impeachment, or to avoid prosecution or something, let me assure you: there's been no breaking of laws or impe

Playtime
...Stay... ...So we can play... ...All day... ...And all night... ...Please don't fight... ...My love center's so tight... ...Aching for you... ...Let's try something new... ...I'll keep on my shoes... ...Crawl on hands and knees... ...Twist you up in the sheets... ...Leave you no breath, just a wheeze... ...You must... ...Trust... ...In this lust... ...Let's make our own show... ...Get the camera, a video... ...Don't hold back, let it all go... ...Suck on my heels... ...Make me squeal... ...Devour me as if I'm your last meal... ...Baby... ...Tell me... ...What you need... ...Wanna bite at my lips?... ...Want me to crack the whip?... ...How bout my juices, want a sip?... ...Lemme give you a tip... ...Lay your tongue softly on my clit... ...Wiggle it just a little bit... ...Feel my back arch?... ...My mouth's dry and parched... ...Soon the explosions start... ...Makes my insides burn... ...Next it's your turn... ...Think you can handle me?... ...Oh t

Erotic Confessions~masters Tale
Disclaimer! Please Read!! This blog will contain things that are not exactly suitable for all, and will be a little sexually graphic in nature. Hell, it will also be VERY long, and is a testament to naughty my mind can go. If you DO NOT like sexual fantasies, then you might want to turn around and go now… For those of you still here at this point, grab your popcorn and pull up the chair, kick your feet up. Enjoy! I hope this tale pleases you. Per Masters instructions, I have arrived. Now, alone in the room, I lay back in the hot soapy water; the room is lit by a single candle on the edge of the bath. Slowly I'm aware of a shadow in the doorway; I would recognize the outline of Master anywhere. I turn to face the door as He steps into the room, He kneels down next to the bath and leans over and kisses me on the forehead, as I turn my head to kiss Him back He pulls away and just smiles. Oh how my body aches to kiss Him, to feel His lips on mine. Master

No Longer Yours
She's a killer Was I jealous Tell me what have I done To watch you lose control To watch you spin out of control Watching you spit out blood on the floor Laughing at you cuz you cry Crying is for pussies Screaming at you Hearing you cry in pain This ends in death for only one of us There is only one winner in this game Hitting you like you hit me Taking your control away Little bi little Watching you die in your own eyes Secrets kill the soul in which we fight You are not aloud to hit my precious body anymore I grew up You sank lower & lower You’re too late to say you’re sorry You’re no longer on my mind The only lesson you leave with is that the teacher Taught the student to well now she can fight back So tired of blood stained roses Along with black eyes How could I stay in a Childs world I am not that innocent I am not sorry for that broken jaw The back hand across the face was not too much Making you feel like I did My wounds have he

Gross But Funny
Two buddies, Bob and Larry are getting very drunk at a bar when suddenly Larry throws up all over himself. "Oh, no... Now my wife will kill me!" Bob says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket and tell your wife that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars for the dry cleaning bill." So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker. Eventually Larry stumbles home and his wife starts to give him a bad time. "You reek of alcohol and you've puked all over yourself! My God, you're disgusting!" Speaking very carefully so as not to slur his words, Larry says "Nowainaminit, I can e'splain everythin. Itsh snot wha Jew think. I only had a cupla drrrinks. But thiss other guy got ssick on me...he had one too many! And he juss koudin hold hizz liquor. He said he was verrry sorry an' gave me twennie bucks for the cleaning bill! His wife looks in the breast pocket and says, "But this is forty, bucks." "Oh, yeah... I almos' fergot, he

Silent Lucidity
Hush now, don't you cry, wipe away the teardrop from your eye. You're lying safe in bed, it was all a bad dream spinning in your head. Your mind tricked you to feel the pain, Of someone close to you leaving the game (of life). So here it is, another chance, wide awake you face the day. The dream is over, or has it just begun....? There's a place I like to hide, If you open your mind for me, a doorway that I run through in the night. you won't rely on open eyes to see. Relax child, you were there, The walls you built within but only didn't realise that you were scared. come tumbling down and a new world will begin. It's a place where you will learn Living twice at once you learn, to face your fears, retrace the years, you're safe from pain in the dream domain, and ride the whims of your mind. a soul set free to fly. Commanding in another world, A round trip journey in your head, suddenly you hear and see this magic new dimension.... maste

Far Away Friend
I will never forget That time you helped me out. The time I was distraught and you were there. We had chatted before in a superficial way. Jokes and smiles with flattery and pleasantries. But on that night we chatted for hours, you brought a smile to my face And I needed that. It was that night that cemented our friendship. Although we had not met, we became close friends. I know so much about you and yet so very little. You almost know everything there is To know about me. Although we are miles apart in so many ways. My heart feels so close to you, my dear friend...

Who Am I Looking For?
I would like a caring man. A man that can treat a woman right. One that can accept my faults as I accept his faults also. I know I am not perfect and I also know that no one is.I would like to have a man that has some of my interests. I like most kinds of music. I love to sing. I don't drink beer but the occasional glass of wine or margerita is nice. I have never used drugs and prefer not to be around ones that do. I also would prefer a non smoker. So, if a man can accept that, it would be great. I do not play head games and wouldnt want a man to play head games with me either.I do not tolerate liars or cheats. I believe a man and a women should be honest with each other; always tell the truth and be faithful. Getting to know--this will come after many chats online and the phone. I feel that after being divorced, i would like to find a good man; one i can trust and one that can trust me. I am ready to move on with my life. I do look at the inside and outside of a person

So Close.
To being the happiest woman in the world. Thank you Tierre, for your neverending stalker persistence! I know it'll pay off. Nati, thank YOU for telling me to never give up on him. And not letting me. You guys rule. *I heart you both*

The Ratings Game
While I have been known to rate some rather unsightly people a "1", that is a RARE occurance. i always rate people 10. However, when I see this on my Bar Tab: It makes me rate that person's profile and all available pics a "1". Then, looking at their profile, i see how new they are, but still ... Show some fucking respect people.

"the Natural" Randy Couture To Aid Returning War Fighters
Couture's Foundation to aid Soldiers in need By Thomas Gerbasi Heavyweight Champion Randy Couture sees the headlines. He reads about the tragedies, hears many wonder what the youth of the United States are doing to effect change in this world, and the prognosis is almost always negative. But then he’ll visit a military base or medical facility, and he’ll see young people who are not only doing their part to improve their lives and the lives of those around them, but who epitomize the best of what this country has to offer. “You go and meet a bunch of these soldiers, some of whom are perfectly healthy and over there putting it on the line, and some of them who have come back wounded, and you realize quickly that you are looking at and staring in the face of the backbone and of the foundation that our country was built on,” said Couture. “It’s alive and well in these guys.” That’s a good thing for the present and future here in the States, but there is also the down side, the f

Just Wondering....
Hey folks, can you please explain this one to me? While I am not a person who seeks out silence, I am by no means uncomfortable with it. I’m perfectly content to keep my mouth shut and let a blanket of quiet envelope me, but I realize that some people never shut up. Even so, why are some people compelled to strike up a conversation with complete strangers while they are in the bathroom? Is it embarrassment? Why? We are all there for the same reason. Unless I walk in and you’re covered with waste from head to toe, or you are in the final stages of murdering a prostitute, odds are you have nothing to be embarrassed about. I find bathroom discussions to be creepy at best. I certainly wouldn’t think of sitting in a stall and saying to the guy next to me “Hey, I bet I can guess what you ate!” To each his own, I suppose. Perhaps some people have no sense of an inner monologue and they simply have to spew forth any thought that comes into their head. I was at the Secretary

Dreaming,desparate
The Wind Whispers your Name On Wind-swept Angels Wings I call On Thoughts of In-perception and What Wind Howls I project the Me You want to hear Soft Subtle..Whispers on Your Skin Wisps of Dawns Passion entangle around your Hair Gentle Moves the voice You want to hear In The minds eyes I've stole you Only to have you where you are best Kept Eternal winds Howl in the stars of your Night As you Lay Dreamswept A whisper wanders Softly to Your Breast To A heart Much as My own Foolish whispers of Foolish thoughts Of Dreams and Passionate embrace As You Lay Dreaming I fall When you wake.

Electronic Fireworks
Electronic Fireworks 2007 Darwin Award Nominee Confirmed True by Darwin (1 January 2007, Netherlands) The first Darwin Award of 2007 goes to Serge Sluijters, 36, who thought it reasonable to hover over an illegal professional firework and light the electronic ignition with an open flame. But this was not a traditional wick; it was a device designed for precision timing. The flame triggered an immediate launch, and the fireworks catapulted upwards, killing our amateur pyrotechnician enroute to a spectacular burst across the night sky. Serge had purchased the firework legally in Belgium, but then transported it illegally into the Netherlands. His father disputed the notion that Serge was careless, characterizing his son as a man who gave due consideration to his acts. A witness told reporters, "His face disappeared. If someone has no face left, you know it's serious." Every year, another idiot gets nominated for a Darwin Award for this same reason. Please, readers, keep your itc

Poser Caught-seattle
Jesse Adam MacBeth, 23, garnered much attention on blogs and in other media after he began claiming in 2005 to have been awarded the Purple Heart for his service, which he said included slaughtering innocents in Fallujah. His story was contradicted by his true discharge form., showing that he was kicked out of the Army after six weeks in 2003 at Fort Benning, Ga., because of his "entry level rerformance and conduct." MacBeth claimed to have served from May 2001 to June 2004, to have been shot in Iraq and to have suffered post-traumatic stress disorder, LaMont E,. Stokes, an agent with the VA's Office of the Inspector-General, wrote in the charging papers. The man collected more than $10,400 in benefits to which he was not entitled, Stokes wrote

A Shot And A Beer...now My World Is More Clear
Last night by far takes the cake on everything. I don't want to go into great detail and for the sake of all things natural the names in this story have been changed up! It was late last night when we were all looking for a good time. In this town, there isn't much to do other than drink and smoke...well with all things considered, the drinking was the key game plan. Now today is "RB"'s birthday so we all decided to treat her to the drinking last night, so myself and "Jorge" took her out to her favorite spot, got a lil toastee and danced, played pool the night away. Now Jorge had this really big boner over RB and well I myself have a really big boner over Jorge. Here's where the night goes from being one of the best to the ultimate nightmare. Closing time, time for everyone to take their jackets and move to the exit, I go first being that I had something else that I had to deal with on my mind and a hint of jealous because RB was getting all of Jorge's attention, I walked out. Well

Lonelyness
Just what is it like to be alone??? It is an empty feeling inside you. You feel like the whole world looks at you and yet thay can't see. It's like you just want to stand on top of the world and shout , Hey I am here!!! You want to reach out and yet you want someone to reach out to you. You lend a hand to people you don't know. And it seems that when you need help, theres no one there to even hear you or sees you. It is not beining showed the kind love you see everyone else is getting. getting pushed off to someone else to take care of you , cause thay don't understand you or don't want to even try to deal with it. It hurts to want the knid of love that you see others get. You know it is kind of funny in a way. You would think that someone who was pushed off like that and not showed the love and care that thay should have gotting, would love others the way thay do. Well you see I am that person. It is hard for me to really go into a full explamation of what I have been through. But I a

Answers To A Personal Blog Here
This was posted by a very special young lady and here are the questions and the answers I gave her... 1. Would you be in control? My Answer: 1/2 the time 2. Would you pull my hair? My Answer: If we were doing it doggie style I might, I would have one hand on one nipple in one hand pulling hair or rubbing your clit with the other... You asked sexy 3. Would you whisper in my ear? My Answer: Wisper and slide my tongue in it opppsie 4. Would you talk dirty to me? My Answer: Hell Yes 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? My Answer: A lot 6. Would you say my name? My Answer: Hell yes I would 7. Would you go down on me? My Answer: Would go down on you and not cum back up till morning 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? My Answer: Hell yes like a vampire 9. How many rounds would we go? My Answer: Till we couldn't go any more 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? My Answer: Sleep and more sex 11. Would you ta

Morden Living
With the way modern living has become, it is harder for a white man to get ahead in society. With the new programs in place grating tax payers funds to immigrants, the ever growing debt incurred by our relationship with the stolen state of Israel and our on going battles in the middle east, one wonders if we are a nation destined to destruction. Positions once held by white gentiles are no being given to the brown black and yellow people of the earth, a media once hell bent on bringing its viewers and readers the truth has fallen into the hands of a minority hell bent on the destruction of any functioning society and laws being placed on the already oppressed majority of the nation, it is becoming more of a chore to make a decent and clean living for a white family. Our children are no longer safe outside our homes, they are being taught to embrace the diversity forced upon them, they are taught out right lies on such issues as the first functioning societies, the inventors of moder

Saturday 5/19/07
It's been a really busy day today, so I haven't had a chance to be online at all today except for a few minutes here and there. I got up at 7:00 a.m. took a shower and got ready to go with mom so we could get our hair cut and colored by 8:30 a.m.. We were finally done with that by 11:00 a.m. Then we went to the bakery to pick up the cake and some pastries for the graduation party we had for mom.(she's a graduate nurse now woohoo!!) We went home and changed clothes and ate lunch. I was trying to find my makeup so I could put it on in a hurry before it was time to leave,so I finished getting dressed and had a little time to look for it before my grandparents got here at 12:30 p.m. but it was nowhere to be found. Anyway, my grandparents got here and we waited until about 1:00 p.m. or 1:15 p.m. for my aunt to get here then we all piled into the car (mom had to be there early so went ahead of us in the other car). We got to the ceremony which took forever and there was only 3

Top 13 I Dont's
hate unless you make me. let little shit get to me like liars like thieves like fake friends(#1 reason 4 hate) see a persons skin color i see a person think weed should b illegal smoke weed,(trucker) like the new drugs that are killing our people(meth,crack,crank,ect.)the people are stupid but they dont deserve to die 4 being stupid.maybe a near death exp. would b enough! like arrogance little titties assholes

Wedding Vows
Wedding Vows A grandmother overheard her 5-year-old granddaughter playing "wedding." The wedding vows went like this: "You have the right to remain silent, anything you say may be held against you, you have the right to have an attorney present. You may kiss the bride."

#3
"Tourniquet" she's made of hair and bone and little teeth and things I cannot speak she comes on like a crippled plaything spine is just a string I wrapped our love in all this foil silver-tight like spider legs I never wanted it to ever spoil but flies will always lay their eggs Take your hatred out on me make your victim my head you never ever believed in me I am your tourniquet prosthetic synthesis with butterfly sealed up with virgin stitch if it hurts, baby please tell me preserve the innocence I never wanted it to end like this but flies will lay their eggs

My Life Sucks Bad
I just messed a great thing up with someone on here. I am not sure if this person will ever forgive me. I guess i don't blame them if they never talk to me again. I should have listen to this person first before i did what i did. I am so sorry sweetie. I will truely miss you.

Personal Brainfood
11 Apr 2007 personal brainfood Current mood: shit. "Don't ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody." - JD Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye "And just when I get so lonesome I can't speak I see some flowers on a hillside Like a wall of new TVs Yeah, they go wild, yeah, they go wild" - Bright Eyes, Old Soul Song "Another belief of mine: that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise." - Margaret Atwood, Cat's Eye "if the damned gave you a road map then you'd know which way to go so we carried all the groceries in while hauling out the trash and if this doesn't make us motionless I do not know what can" - Modest Mouse, Spitting Venom "I though of that old joke, y'know, the, this, this guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doc, uh, my brother's crazy. He thinks he's a chicken." And, uh, the doctor says, "Well, why don't you turn him in?" And the guy says, "I would, but I need the eggs." Well, I guess that's pr

Devils Tears
Devils Tears He use to be so strong. Nothing could bring him down. NO matter how hard anyone tried. He continued to smile and laugh. Then he met someone. He started to become tame. Looking into the eyes of. What could have been the opposite of What he called him self to be. The eyes of an Angel. Then he made his mistakes. He let that angel go. Out of fear and stupidity. He walked away. Not wanting to deal with the change. He sat by the waters edge. With the moon full and pale. Shake his head sadly The Devil has finally fallen. The devil yell out in pain for everything has died. The devils sits alone Writing these words. In hopes that the angel sees That of the Devils Tears. Coursing in blood. He tries everyday to pick himself back up Putting on a show to all around. He shows that nothing has happened. Inside though, people know He has finally found a defeat. The devils tears continue to stream. You can see them even in the darkness Of the

"hurt" By Nine Inch Naiks,and Jhonny Cash
I hurt myself today, to see if i still feel. I focus on the pain, the only thing that's real. The needle tears a hole, the old familiar sting. Try to kill it all away, but i remember everything. What have i become? My sweetest friend. Everyone i know, goes away in the end. You could have it all, my empire of dirt. I will let you down. I will make you hurt. I wear my crown of shit, on my liar's chair. Full of broken thoughts, i cannot repair. Beneath the stain of time, the feeling disappears. You are someone else. I am still right here. What have i become? My sweetest friend. Everyone i know, goes away in the end. You could have it all, my empire of dirt. I will let you down. I will make you hurt. If i could start again, a million miles away I would keep myself. I would find a way.

Military 12 Step Program
1. I am in the military , I have a problem. This is the first step to recovery... 2. Speech: Time should never begin with a zero or end in a hundred, it is not 0530or 1400 it is 5:30 in the morning (AKA God-awful early). Words like deck, rack, and "PT" will get you weird looks; floor, bed, workout, get used to it. "F *ck" cannot be used to -replace whatever word you can't think of right now, try "um". Grunting is not talking. It's a phone, not a radio, conversations on a phone do not end in "out" People will not know what you are talking about if you tell them you are coming from Camp Lejeune with the MWSS platoon or that you spent a deployment in the OCAC 3. Style: Do not put creases in your jeans. Do not put creases on the front of your dress shirts. A horseshoe cut looks dumb, not motivating. A high and tight looks really dumb as well. So does a low reg, but not as bad. A hat indoors does not make you a bad person, it makes you like the rest of

I Miss Him So Much.
i had this dream last night about my friend kenny. I am 18 years old and i have liked him like been in love with him sense i was 9. he is 23 a little age difference. but like me and him would always flirt with each other when i finally turned 15 and was somewhat older. he is the first guy i have every truly been in love with. he moved out to California over the in april 06. and i talked to him every now and then. but like last night i had a dream bout a kiss me and him shared about 3 months before he left. and he told me that he could see himself marrying me when that happend and he told me he loved me and i was one girl he could never stop loving. all that came back to me in my dream last night. every moment that me and him have had together has hit me today. and i cant stop crying. i cant stop think about him how much i love him and that no guy can ever replace him. and i dont know when i am going to see him again. gah. i never really knew a guy could hold

My First Blog...
So...i have decided to start a blog here. I had one growing up are various blog sites...and they made me happy. Why not try it out here? Maybe i can become a good writer again...yea...probably not. So...my question is...There seems to be a SERIOUS lack of cool people on this site. Its like a place for mid-life crisis victims to come and try to regain some former glory. I have met a handful of actual cool people capable of carrying on a real conversation. This is depressing...i need more friends... I like pepsi... -DON

Monday Links: Opie And Anthony Live, Barbie Cummings, New Boobs On Ratemywow, Traveling Virus Tickets, New Video Hotness
Yo... the porn chick who performed oral on the Tennesee Highway Patrolman is Barbie Cummings. There. Now stop Emailing. You can See her videos here also. Happy Monday, boys and girls! The Opie and Anthony Show is LIVE and ready to broadcast (on terrestrial radio, that is). Think we're lying? For shame. Turn on your Paltalk and check us out! Of course, you can also be like us and gawk at the naked chicks in front of their webcams...sleeping, showering, etc. Here's list of stations where YOU can hear the O&A Show in your town (many have online feeds). We have some NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW, thanks to our pal Brandon Iron, who is promoting his new sites Load My Mouth and Cover My Face (so very NSFW): RateMyWOW: Liv Wylder RateMyWOW: Madison Scott RateMyWOW: Claudia Downs Tickets for the Opie and Anthony Traveling Virus are on FIRE!!! (so buy two... 'cuz one might burn up). If you don't have your tickets yet, CLICK HERE FOR SHOW DATES AND LINE UPS New Traveling Virus T-shirts

Keine Lust
Rammstein Videos | Music Video | St. Paul Homes Keine Lust (Don't feel like it) Lyrics ©2004 Rammstein. Ich hab' keine Lust Ich hab' keine Lust Ich hab' keine Lust Ich hab' keine Lust Ich habe keine Lust mich nicht zu hassen Hab' keine Lust mich anzufassen Ich hätte Lust zu onanieren Hab' keine Lust es zu probieren Ich hätte Lust mich auszuziehen Hab' keine Lust mich nackt zu sehen Ich hätte Lust mit großen Tieren Hab' keine Lust es zu riskieren Hab' keine Lust vom Schnee zu gehen Hab' keine Lust zu erfrieren Ich hab' keine Lust Ich hab' keine Lust Ich hab' keine Lust Nein ich hab keine Lust Ich hab' keine Lust etwas zu kauen Denn ich hab' keine Lust es zu verdauen Hab' keine Lust mich zu wiegen Hab' keine Lust im Fett zu liegen Ich hätte Lust mit großen Tieren Hab' keine Lust es zu riskieren Hab' keine Lust vom Schnee zu gehen Hab' keine Lust zu erfrieren Ich bleibe einfach liegen Und wieder zähle ich die Fliegen Lustlos fasse ich mic

Awe Come On. What's The Problem? No Big. . .
High Number of Moms Admit Pot Use Site Finds Moms, Teachers Smoking Pot POSTED: 2:52 pm EDT May 18, 2007 PHOENIX -- A number of mothers in the Phoenix area admit they use marijuana to wind down after a long day, television station KPHO reported. Shay Pausa surveyed hundreds of mothers through her Web site, Chikii.com. She targeted women in affluent suburban areas. "These were middle to upper-middle class women, professional women, mommies. We had some that were members of the PTA and one school teacher even reported," Pausa said. They're women like Jan, who's 30 and has one child. "I like it just to relax, if I'm very stressed out and I just need some time, just to relax. It's good for that," Jan said. Sue is 37 and has two kids. "But I've also used it for headaches. I've used it when I've been sick with the stomach flu, when I've been really nauseous and, I mean, I need to function. So it's in my medicine cabinet," Sue said. Of the hundreds of mothers Pausa surveyed,

Sweet Thang
Sweet Thang by Daniel James Burt Shufflin in the doorway hat in hand, silly smile askin fo forgivness - Been thinkin all day at work, couldn't stop thinkin I shore am sorry. Canna y'all forgive me, my sweethart? I shore be sorry. Donna know whys I acted da fool, iz zit ok, honey? Man, I be dyin fo one o your smiles maybe jus a teensy, baby. Mama, canna y'all give a yo Daddy jus a little sugar? I be tellin ya thata itz my own fault shouldnna hollered at you. Iz a right sorry now I a picked y'all some flowers juz fo you, Mama! Do y'all think I coulda juz get a bite maybe to hold me o're, baby? Shufflin in the doorway hat in hand, silly smile askin fo forgivness.

Idots
"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up," said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?!" inquired the teacher with a sneer. "Well actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

Gross Annoyance Of The Brain..
Step back if your pretty little eyes will become sore from harsh words. I'm in a pissy mood and CT is not helping.. not like it ever does. I need to vent and this is my podium of choice.Go away if you dont want to listen. OK, WTF is the deal with the "CT Family" and "CT Wife" shit? Are we all in the 5th grade here or something? Like ooooh yay, were internet family.. will you be my CT mommy? yippity skippity YAK.. makes me wanna puke. And WHY does everyone just repost and repost to oblivion the same damn bulletins over and over? Doesnt anyone have an original thought anymore? I dont even bother reading bulletins anymore .. CAUSE THEY ARE ALL THE SAME!!! Finally, I need to bitch about the comments I read on someone's mumm today. Fucking chodes they all are! This person was asking a hard question about her life and all the responses were doing nothing but bashing her. And she had done NOTHING to deserve it. Fucktards all need to be bitchslapped. Matter of fact, I'm gonna le

~~gotta Love The Irish~~
You Got To Love the Irish! A concert in Ireland At a U2 concert in Ireland , Bono (the lead singer) asks the audience for some quiet. Then he starts to slowly clap his hands. Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone...."I want you to think about something. Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies." A voice from the front of the audience yells out...."Then stop clapping, ya asshole!" You Got To Love the Irish

Poem 23
Big Sexy Ladys Need Love Also Big sexy ladys need love also We may be big in more ways then one But we are people just like the Skinny ones too we have a heart That beats blood and a heart Beat just like you we have feelings We hurt we get sad we get happy We like to have fun Just because we are big ladys Dont mean we dont need love also We can be sexy we can be ugly We can be fat we can be small Every lady needs some one to love Everyone is beautiful in thier own Way it may not be on the out side But look where it counts In the heart and soul you will know we Feel pain and hatered and love Just like small ones and other sizes In between Kimberly Doreen Davis Copyright ©2007 Kimberly Doreen Davis

To All The People Hea
hi my friends...i dunno how i came across this cherryTAP....but m thankful that i did..this place is really amazing..getting to know people is mah passion...i dunno i m a lil confused but will get hang of it...till den i hope u ll check me out ... gtg cuz gt manythings to do here...uploading and stuffs u know..nyways people here i go..bie

Huh,,,,,,
You scored as A Slave To BDSM. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.A Slave To BDSM88%Sex God60%A Romantic48%Virgin20%How are you in bedcreated with QuizFarm.com

Proper Behavior
Here I will talk about the proper behavior when disciplined, the wife has misbehaved in some fashion and her Husband has determined that she is in need of correction. The whole reason the wife is disciplined it to correct behavior and when she tries to resist the unpleasant but totally necessary task she is guilty of a worse offense and must be punished accordingly with a second spanking after the original one has been completed. The proper behavior is to lie still with out to much movement and not to back talk, or try to prevent your husband from correcting you, someways of trying to prevent the discipline include; hands or feet in the way, trying to argue with him to get him to change his mind, swearing at him, trying to cover up, refusing to be punished, rolling of his lap. All of these are improper and require an additional spanking to correct your behavior. Any woman who has been spanked for discipline will say that it is a very unpleasant and painful experience but als

Vacant.
He didn’t respond as he followed her up the stairs and decided this was a mistake. He was batting a thousand tonight. This house was too vacant and she looked and smelled to damn inviting. Standing on her tiptoes, she placed a chaste kiss upon his lips. That was all it took. He could have resisted an overt come-on; he’d had more than his share of women trying to reach him at a sexual level, but this…cheekiness…her playful smile and the light dancing in her eyes, the challenge he saw on her face, was his undoing. He grabbed her and, as she gasped, kissed her. Hard. His lips covered hers without a question of his intention. And she responded. As if she’d been waiting for him to make the first move. She sighed softly, opening her mouth, and his tongue slid easily between those firm lips. The twitch in his pants became a rock-hard erection. Her fingers slid down his back, rubbing his muscles through his shirt, and all the while he kissed her, he walked her back into the

Kinda Stoopid, But Cute
A group of country neighbors wanted to get together on a regular basis and socialize. As a result, about 10 couples formed a dinner club and agreed to meet for dinner at a different neighbors' house each month. Of course, the lady of the house was to prepare the meal. When it came time for Jimmy and Susie Brown to have the dinner at their house, like most women, Susie wanted to outdo all the others and prepare a meal that was the best that any of them had ever lapped a lip over. A few days before the big event, Susie got out her cookbook and decided to have mushroom smothered steak. When she went to the store to buy some mushrooms, she found the price for a small can was more than she wanted to pay. She then told her husband, "We aren't going to have mushrooms because they are too expensive." He said, "Why don't you go down in the pasture and pick some of those mushrooms? There are plenty of them right in the creek bed." She said, "No, I don't want to do that, because

What Kind Of Ice Cream Are You?
What kind of ice cream are you?You are Sweet StrawberrySweet, kind, and the typical best friend, you find your way into everyone's friend zone. But inside your layers of friendship lies an untapped strawberry that when found will unleash the sexy in you, and ultimately ravish your significant other.How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic

What I Am Right Now!
ok, so i thought i would start one of these things...i would rather write my feelings then to talk to anyone sometimes, i express myself so much better this way! I am very happy with the way my life is so far, the beginning of the month, though,was the hardest, i lost my ex of 3 years, Tripp (r.i.p)and after that i thought i was gonna lose it! But i know that he would want me to be happy and live a long and fulfilled life, so thats what i am doing..I have met someone here on CT, though we are miles apart, i really feel connected with him! Hes an amazing writer and person, with a heart of gold and the brains to match, since i have been talking to him, i feel at peace with myself, i have learned that before i can love anyone else truly, i have to love myself! There is something else about him that i just truly adore about him, hes just an all around amazing person!! well thats all for now, ill bbl to write more! xoxoxoxoxoxox To Bobby E.? wikkid

Happy Phuck'in Humpday! :p
Sarcasm can be hilarious ;) I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. Do not follow, for I may not lead. Do not lead, for I may not follow. Just go over there somewhere, please? Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge. I used to be a lifeguard, but some blue kid got me fired. Treat each day as your last; one day you will be right. Follow your dreams, except for that one where you're naked at work. How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on. Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

Kays Thoughts On Maintenance Spankings
Maintenance Discipline is administered by Sir Don at his discretion. There are many reasons for Maintenance Discipline . The first reason serves as a reminder of how unpleasant being punished is. Many times a submissive wife will not receive a punishment spanking for a long time but then she will begin to push limits because she had forgotten what it was like to actually be punished. The second reason is to maintain consistency in the submissive wife / HOH relationship. The third reason is for practice, both for the HOH and the submissive wife. A new HOH will be reluctant to administer punishment spankings because he lacks experience. However, with practice he will become more comfortable with administering needed punishment. Also this is a way to practice techniques and what really works and what doesn't. A submissive wife needs the practice for two reasons. The first is to practice receiving a spanking in a proper, dignified manner without kicking her legs, placing

Firemans Prayer
When I am called to duty, God Wherever flames may rage Give me the strength to save some life Whatever be its age Help me embrace a little child Before its too late Or save an older person from The horror of that fate Enable me to be alert and Hear the weakest shout And quickly and efficiently To put the fire out I want to fill my calling and To give the best in me To guard my every neighbor And protect their property And if according to your will I have to lose my life Please bless with your protecting hand My family, children, and my wife

Door
ALL WE DO IS TALK NEVER PUTTING ANY WORD INTO ACTION SO MANY TIMES I HAVE MADE MY WORDS MY ACTION I GET BORED OF YOUR STUPID ASS WE GOT NOTHING TO REACH FOR I AM PROUD TWO BE A LIL REJECT IN A PLASTIC SOCITY I REACH FOR THE DIFFERENT I SEE ONLY THE BIZARE WHY CAN'T ANYONE SEE SO TAKE YOUR SIMPLE MIND AWAY I GOT TO THINK TODAY LOVE IS JUST A WORD TODAY CARRYING SOME POOR BITCHES HEART AWAY THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN TO ME I TURN MY HEAD TOWARDS THE HOLY CUZ THEY ALWAYS TURN THERE HEAD AWAY FROM ME REJECT IS ALL THEY SEE I FREE ALL THE DEMONS IN MY BODY FIGHTING ALL THE INNOSENT AWAY ITS JUST NOT ME I NEVER SET MY GOALS THAT HIGH ITS NOT WORTH IT TAKE ALL OF YOUR DRAMA WHEN YOU WALK OUT THE FRONT DOOR I AM SICK OF PACKING IT AWAY SO YOU & YOUR DRAMA WILL BE GONE NOW MAYBE YOU CAN TALK TO ME THROUGH A THICK ASS DOOR ALL WE EVER DO IS TALK I GET BORED & WALK OUT THE FUCKING DOOR NOW ITS YOUR TURN

Music Music
Music is burnning in our souls Music makes us free There blaming shit on the tv and our music don't they know its or fredom Don't say it was they are the ones to blame what about you What about the parents blame your self don't point it some where else music sets us free music is our release....

Given Me Self Away
ok im 27 single and selling me self on here so if u want me then post here im into games likkke rpg and love music and love maken new firends and love huging and being they forsome1 always love to talk and maybe im a lil nagger but u got to love me right lol so post and lol see if u want me

Black To White To Black
Darkness Consumes your soul, as your inner self turns you into a troll, you no longer know who you are, only what you were, controll your anger, your uglyness, let your light consume other's darkness for turn it from black to white

Deaths Horse Men
Death's horse men. Blood splaters the walls of thy mind Blood drippins off the knife Blood fills my mouth Movies,Music,and madmen All ways getting blamed When we are to blame Wispiting in there minds Placing the blade in there hands Slaying there hunger Movies, Music and madmen All ways getting blamed When we are to blame We are the shadows We are the insainty we are thee fantasy's

Wish It Was My Time.
Why are lies told and I made a joke This laughter is mocking me People doubt and laugh at me constatly Do they block out my pain Blinded by there own jokes Thy do not see my mind slipping away Only laughter and shouts fill my head Is this all true or is min mind worping it Darkness fills my soul and darkness surroungs my aura Black out happen more and more and I don't know why All the lying talking bhind my back and mocky don't help I know its not my time but I wish mor enad more it was.

100 Things I Love
100 Things I Love Late night movies in bed Sleeping in warm camping socks The smell of the air after a rainstorm Playing in the snow Slow dancing in the rain Listening to thunderstorms and lightning while falling asleep Being around animals of any kind Waking up on a Saturday morning and realizing you dont have to go to work Sleeping in!! Warm apple cider Finding your favorite shirt or pair of jeans on a clearance rack Pretty underwear/lingerie The feeling of walking into a courtroom and feeling achievement in a dream The breeze blowing in your face when ice skating Falling in love Wrestling with a boyfriend Being goofy with a significant other Playing cards and board games with the family Sunday afternoon naps Hot bubble baths Unexpected text messages Handwritten letters Sexy eye contact Body spray Smooth legs Egg-nog at Christmas time Slipping into my pjs after a long night First kisses New myspace comments and email Cra

Part 1-3
I've been in love but nothing like this, I've had feelings for girls, but nothing like this. Every time we held hands I would break down. I felt that our relationship was special, that it would never end. What came to me next was the words that hurt worse than a thousands bullets, the words that it’s over, this happened to soon. I felt that I would rather be shot in the head, but that wouldn't have solved anything. Girl I gave you my love, and what you did was throw my heart to the floor. The problem was figuring out what I did wrong and it seemed that you believed I was your father, before we started going out I thought I proved to you that I would never hurt you in any way, but longer we went out that never seemed to get to your ass. You have got jealous over some bull shit. I had friends that were girls before we were a couple and they will remain my friend when it’s over. every day I tried to prove that I loved you, but that never happened you only cared that I was happy, b

Rainy Day
I’ve told you everything And never did I lie After all that I told you I feel like I could die I gave you my heart And you ripped it out whole You used me, abused me, and threw me away You took and crushed my soul I trusted you so much And you only lied You said you loved me But now I cry Tears fall I crawl Never to stand again I’ve loved you Never hurt you But still I cry I told you how I felt You heard me sigh And told me not to worry, never to cry You said you’d never hurt me But the price I paid was high I listened, and was happy to have you back But then you’d say good-bye I never should have gone back Never listened to another lie All you did was lift me up so high Then let me fall- Fall ‘till I crashed Fall ‘till I cried You used me, abused me, and threw me away Then slowly took me back, and saved me in your pocket Just for another rainy day

We All Know Or Knew Someone Like This!!
One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, "Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd." I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on. As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of hi s arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, "Those guys are jerks. " They really should get lives. " He looked at me and sa

Love.......
Love is like a lump of gold, Hard to get, and hard to hold. Of all the girls I've ever met, You're the one I can't forget. I do believe that God above, Created you for me to love. He chose you from all the rest, Because he knew i would love you best.

I Was Trippin Hard Tonight
ME UH....PEDRO THAT'S RIGHT WAS TRIPPIN FUKEN HARD TONIGHT MAN AND I UH PIMP OUT MY PROFILE CUM SHOW ME SOME.......... UH..........SOME LOVE...UH THAT'S RIGHT. UH.... OH YA TELL ALL YOUS STONER BUDS TOO AMIGO........COMPRENDE BTW GEORGE WAS HERE HE SAID "HIGH"

See No Evil.
People keep talking, keep on moving through their lives just taking life at face value, they don't bother to see all the evil things that are among us. We all stop and wonder why people get killed over seas, but we never stop to see our own kids, and homeless adults living on the streets, asking for food or for money, we just walk by them like they are not there. We all are sad when our own get killed by terroist acts, but never wonder, why or how we could have prevented it, and saved our own people from dyin, we never see evil in our own back yard's till its too late. We all move through life just wondering on, threw all the things i have been through i hear no evil, i do no evil and i see no evil.

Your My Inspriation
Your the one that inspriers me to no end, we have so much in common, yet we are so far apart, and yet I feel that special connection to you. Your my inspriation, the one who belives in me the one who inspriers love in me, the one who gives me inspriation to write, to sing, to love, your my inspriation. You take me as I am not as anything else, you don't have any reason to think I am something I am not, you take as I am. I am lucky to call you my friend. Your my inspriation, the one who belives in me the one who inspriers love in me, the one who gives me inspriation to write, to sing, to love, your my inspriation. You keep telling me to sing and yet I am afraid to infront of others, but I belive that one of these days I will get the nerve to with your inspriation!! Your my inspriation, the one who belives in me the one who inspriers love in me, the one who gives me inspriation to write, to sing, to love, your my inspriation.

Funky Little Beat/debbie Deb
oooooo yeah...oooo yeah...the beat...yeah gets me going...mmmmmm,.....oooooo yeah....i know im very strange....and i like strange and crazy music but hey its me and thats that.....oooo yeah baby la lala lalalalal......im strange and hot la la la/oh yeah and i like this freaky strange song.....beep beep im so strange i know...oh well...i love the beat yay yaya yaya yada yada:):):):):)):):):):)

Update/mistress Reeni/may 25,2007
Hello Everyone; I'd like to introduce myself to you.My Stage Name is Mistress Reeni,My nickname in the past used to be Yum yum kitty on cherry tap a while back..But now since i just got an internet job as a Featured Adult BBW model on a internet pay site...my stage name......................................... Mistress Reeni is now approved by the webmistress and webmasters of the site i will be on.... so as for right now...i want to let all of you know...................................... i have done one photo shoot which means one set of pics has been done also i have 2 more sets to go before they design my model page....so once that is done...i will be featured i say in a few weeks everything should be up and running....i'll keep all of you informed on my updates and so on.... kisses to all...mauhz xoxoxoxoxoxoxo *Mistress Reeni*

Blonde Joke
A dumb blonde, a smart blonde, and Santa Clause were walking down the street and saw a $20 bill laying on the ground. Which one picked it up? The dumb blonde, There's no such thing as a smart blonde, and there's no such thing as Santa!

Friday 5/25/07
I'm so glad today is almost over lol. It just hasn't been my day. I thought I was going to get into an arguement with a friend but it turns out it was just a misunderstanding so we talked it out and everything is fine now. However, I went into a chatroom that this same friend helps host, its a 13+ room so of course they have topics that aren't allowed and that's fine because some topics I'm not comfortable with anyway, but it seems like tonight no matter what I say it gets taken the wrong way. I don't mind my friend saying something to me, but for some reason if the other hosts do it it bugs me and I don't know why becuase I know they are only doing what they are supposed to do. I think I'm just touchy today for some rason or other lol. Other than all of that I've just been chatting in IM answering a mumm here and there and working on my MySpace page. I do all my blogging here instead of using the MySpace blogs. I just like it better here as far as that goes for some reason,

I Will Miss You....
Ok, we got the keys a week early, and have spent the afternoon cleaning and scrubbing our new apartment, walls and all. So, my point being, at some point this week we'll have to pack up the 'puters, and move them too. I'm going to try to get the net hooked up over there asap, and hopefully, I won't be off here too long. Trying to finish packing up, and start moving it all. Just saying... I'm not ignoring anyone! I've just got a very busy week ahead, and then, it will take time to get the internet over there. Ok, Cherrys, that's it for now... Lots of Love to all! Muahhhs!

My Wish
If I could write as beautifully as I wish I could I would tell you how beautiful I think you truely are I'd tell you about how you give me butterflies and about how you have this amazing capability to make me laugh when I don't even feel like smiling. You hold the key to my heart, you always have and you always will, from here on out, it's yours and yours alone do with it what you wish. There's no boundaries or chains on how far our love could go sometimes I hold back afraid to let you see me in my true light but I know it isn't right so i unveil myself to you and pull open the shades and at the moment you see the true me Sometimes I can be cruel I'll shut myself down block anyone from getting close but I only do it to try and prevent myself from getting hurt but I guess I shouldn't worry because no matter what I do you always continue to love me, unconditionally. I miss you being near to me I miss your touch and everything else that comes with it

Lets All Be Coffee
A young woman went to her mother and told her about her life and how things were so hard for her. She did not know how she was going to make it and wanted to give up. She was tired of fighting and struggling. It seemed as one problem was solved, a new one arose. Her mother took her to the kitchen. She filled three pots with water and placed each on a high fire. Soon the pots came to boil. In the first she placed carrots, in the second she placed eggs, and in the last she placed ground coffee beans. She let them sit and boil, without saying a word. In about twenty minutes she turned off the burners. She fished the carrots out and placed them in a bowl. She pulled the eggs out and placed them in a bowl. Then she ladled the coffee out and placed it in a bowl. Turning to her daughter, she asked, "Tell me what you see." "Carrots, eggs, and coffee," she replied. Her mother brought her closer and asked her to feel the carrots. She did and noted that they were soft. The mother

Boring
I'm really bored right now, I have things that I can do, but I'm to bored to even think about doing anything..LOL! Not much is going on here today, kids are here, they been playin in side and out, video games and whatever they play out side? The spouse was here earlier, kind of pissed me off, I was glad that she left. Suck though she said that she would get the kids early tomorrow so I can go to work.. Her idea of getting them early is 2 hours... Big woopie fucking doo! I can make what she makes in a week, just on my overtime... Bitch! I guess that going to prison to visit her convict is more important? PISS ME OFF!!!! Damnit! Anyway, that is my rant for now.... Ciao,

Please Help My Friend Out
Hey guys and gals! My friend needs our help. Lets show her some Major Cherry Love! I AM WAY BEHIND IN 2ND PLACE ON THE SEXIEST BBW CONTEST. IF YOU HAVE TIME PLEASE COME AND HELP BOMB SOME COMMENTS. THE CONTEST ENDS JUNE 1ST! I AM ON MY KNEES BEGGIN.....LOL HUGS CARRIE

Breathing Paradise!
Holding the pen in my hand, Wandering I was in a solitary land. I longed to draw something fair, Fragrance that may spread everywhere. I captured the roses in the words, I penned down the singing birds. I painted on leaf the clouds blue, My pen flooded cool streams too. But none showered the glow around, No where desired charm I'd found. Then you blinked in my pad, On single page all colours I had. The rainbows clouded all around, The splendour there had no bound. Alone you altered the whole scene, A breathing paradise no doubt you mean. I think maybe forever is what you make of it. Tomorrow may be the end of your forever. I think we should be more careful how we use it. I will love you all my life and when I die I will still love you through eternity and beyond.

Mando Trans Ii
Well, its been a few loong horendous days without MT II. I got her back from the shop on Friday.. Final diagnosis: Blown Front Differential. Prior prognosis were incorrect and I shouldnt have been driving it AT ALL, which really tore things up even worse... so heres where things stand: 1995 Jeep G. Cherokee...............................................$2000 Replace Oil Sending Unit..............................................$100 Tow Truck from Galesburg...........................................$100 First Diagnosis.................................................................$70 2nd & 3rd Diagnosis with estimate...................................$70 Final Diagnosis / Front Differential Replaced..........................................................................$887 Taking your 10yr old son "Muddin'" in the Holiday Inn Parking Lot....................... PRICELESS!!

Police Officer
When God made Police Officers... When the Lord was creating police officers, he was into his sixth day of overtime when an angel appeared and said, "You're doing a lot of fiddling around on this one." And the Lord said, "Have you read the spec on this order? A police officer has to be able to run five miles through alleys in the dark, scale walls, enter homes the health inspector wouldn't touch, be brave and not wrinkle his uniform. "He has to be able to sit in an undercover car all day on astakeout, cover a homicide scene that night, canvass the neighborhood for witnesses, and testify in court the next day and maintain a family life. "He has to be in top physical condition at all times, running on black coffee and half-eaten meals. And he has to have six pairs of hands." The angel shook her head slowly and said, "Six pairs of hands...no way." "It's not the hands that are causing me problems," said the Lord, "it's the three pairs of eyes an officer has to have."

Chevelle "send The Pain Below"
Send The Pain Below Lyrics Artist(Band):Chevelle So send the pain below where I need it, You used to beg me to take care of things, And smile at the thought of me failing. But long before, having hurt, I'd send the pain below, I'd send the pain below. Much like suffocating, Much like suffocating, Much like suffocating, (I'd send the pain below...) Much like suffocating, (I'd send the pain below...) You used to run me away, All while laughing. Then cry about that fact, 'til I returned. But long before, having hurt, I'd send the pain below, I'd send the pain below. Much like suffocating, Much like suffocating, Much like suffocating, (I'd send the pain below...) Much like suffocating, (I'd send the pain below...) Much like suffocating. I can't feel my chest, Need more, drop down, Closing in. I can't feel my chest, Drop down. I liked, having hurt. So send the pain below, So send the pain below, (Much like suffocating) [I liked] So send

The Rose
I don't know how many of you can really remember this movie let the song. But it was a very important turning point in my life. My Grandaughter is named after this song and the movie itself. It is my All Time favorite and my oldest son knew this and promised himself that he was going to add Rose to her name even if it meant a fight. She now lives with me and I am raising her. She wants to be a singer and a dancer. I told her I will do all can to make this happen and will always be there for unlike in the movie and my life itself. I guess I just felt like sharing. Thanks for listening or reading as it were. BB Craftycrafts

Love
I Thank Of You're the first thing I think of Each morning when I rise You're the last thing I think of When I close my eyes You're in each thought I have And every breath I take My feelings are growing stronger With every move you make You're an angel from above who takes away my pain My love for you is so strong It's always just the same You're the miracle in my life Who can always make me smile Just knowing that you care Makes my life worth-while You've touched my heart and soul Which you have from the start Your warm soft words Will never leave my heart You are everything I want You're so pure and true I love you with everything I have And I love everything that you do

Letting Go
Letting Go How do you walk away from someone you love And take the road of friend; Can you reroute the course you have taken And start over once again? I don't really want to let you go But inside me I know I must; The times we've loved . . . the times you've left My heart says stay . . . but it's my mind I must trust. We have shared so much together Laughter . . . fun times . . . tears; Yet sometimes we can't turn back time We must walk away, and allow ourselves to heal. I know one day you will be happy And your soulmate you will find; I know we each have one out there Even if for now . . . only in our minds. May life be gentle with you May God's best come your way; And on some quiet tomorrow You will realize things were better this way.

To Be Loved
I do not want to own, I just want to love. I do not want to control, I just want to love. I do not want to hurt, I just want to love. I do not want to decieve, I just want to love. I do not want to play games, I just want to love. I do not want to possess, I just want to love. I do not want to miss you, I just want to be loved. ~Antonia~

Bring Our Troops Home!
Thank God for ALL, the old and the new, generation of heroes -- men and women who gave their lives to protect us and our country. Of course they didnt want war, but they answered the call when it came. They believed in something larger than themselves. They fought for our country and our freedom and on this Memorial Day, as many b4, our country unites to mourn them all. Lets also remember those brave men and women that are alive and still standing up for our freedom today! Lets keep them all in our thoughts and pray for their continued strength and safety until they can be back at home on US soil! I for one will keep praying that that day will come very soon! The people of our country have done a wonderful job, as usual, remembering and making sure that the sacrifices of our armed forces, both past and present, are honored at home and abroad this Memorial Day. I just wish that all the celebration could have been along with a brigade of planes bringing All of our men and women HOM

Arising From The Ashes
I went to a special place the other night.......I found the spirits there waiting, the wind rushing all around me. They felt my mood, and even the ghosts of the bluff avoided me this night. Do even the dead feel the pain of the living when a heart is breaking? I wandered below the bluffs, and pushed away the spider webs between the trees with hardly a glance. The things I fear the most of no consequence in my pain. I didn't care if they crawled across my face. I could feel nothing. I was numb. My heart was broken, and I could barely breathe. I carried in my tent, water, food, and sleeping bag. The weight of it all was a welcome pain, helping me divert the focus from my wounded heart. It was not enough pain, however. I still remembered his rejection too freshly. It was supposed to have been a camping trip we took together. I found a spot beneath an unfamiliar bluff, and cleared the ground for my tent. I did not go where I thought he might have taken me. I did not want to think

Gas
GAS!!!!!!! Body: You may have been told about not buying gas on May 15th. Check out this alternate. This was sent by a retired Coca Cola executive. It came from one of his engineer buddies who retired from Halliburton. If you are tired of the gas prices going up AND they will continue to rise this summer, take time to read this please. Phillip Hollsworth offered this good idea. This makes MUCH MORE SENSE than the "don't buy gas on a certain day" campaign that was going around last April or May! It's worth your consideration. Join the resistance!!!! I hear we are going to hit close to $ 4.00 a gallon by next summer and it might go higher!! Want gasoline prices to come down? We need to take some intelligent, united action. The oil companies just laughed at that because they knew we wouldn't continue to "hurt" ourselves by refusing to buy gas. It was more of an inconvenience to us than it was a problem for them. BUT, whoever thought of this idea, ha

The Greatest Love On Earth
This is a poem I wrote Many many years ago, I refuse to change it now ( many years later) becuase I wanted it to keep the mindset of my age when written The greatest love on Earth What is the greatest love on Earth? I think it is the love that springs from birth There is only one other that might come close It is the love of two people that chose To be together as one couple, one mind Their thoughts of each other only one of a kind One heart feels doubt and the pain comes to The other heart, of the pair, that made two Why is there doubt? only one heart will know While the other just accepts that mighty blow But wait! There just might be some hope The pair still cares, two hearts can cope Doubt fades from the heart, leaving only the love Of the original pair, now as free as a dove It is not the love that springs from birth For now, it's not, the greatest love on Earth The love of a pair, the love of a heart Of the two that chose where to start That is the

It's My Life Damnit!
And I really wish everyone would just back the fuck off! Stop judging me for the decisions I've made and let me live my life. What the hell do people think ex means! I'm happy for the first time in years. I like the way I feel, I'm enjoying my freedom and to hell with everyone else! If you are part of his(my ex's) family and have something to say about it, just do me a favor and keep it to yourself!

About Me I Guess Lol
ok folks i am 42, female from Ohio I enjoy walking running, and spending time with my grand nice. at this time i don't work cause of my hurt legs and back, i live in a small town called newark Ohio and i use to work for school and part time at Ohio Sate the bio Lab's have two cat's i bird one fish and had to put my black lab to sleep a week ago he was 17 years Old . Love music of all kinds ,an if know how to up load there own music on my space let me know lol.I enjoy reading when i got time. I help take care of 3 year old little girl she my life and my world . yes Married for about 18 years now .now if There any thing else any one Needs to know send send me pm on yahoo tag id is serenity_rose.my op

Is It That Wrong?
Maybe I just want to grow up too quickly.. While working at Family Dollar I also see lots of young customers who are engaged/married, have children, are living together and I want that. I mean it's only a want I know i'm young but i'm responsible enough to live with Amar, only problem is that if that were to happen anytime soon then i'd have to move to New Jersey =/ I would love to, most of my friends are up there but my family is here. I'm young and I there's so many things I have yet to experience, I want to be able to experience them before i'm old =/ I feel as if, in a way i've lived a sheltered life. I mean i've drank before, I have tattoos, have gotten piercings but other then that all my life has been is me babysitting and taking care of my siblings, I never was the partying type and I never went to school dances but that was fine with me, I could care less about those things. I want to go to the beach, I want to have friends that are worth being around, I want to be able to

Volume Xix - Musicians Lament
My fingers and ears fail me. I have been in a hellish writer's block for several weeks. No music, or lyrics, have emanated from my hands or lips, which are suitable to place in a song. I play my guitar every here and again, nowhere near as often as I once have. I question myself at times as for the reasoning of my lack of creativity. I'm thinking it may have to do with my overworking myself the past few weeks. I work most every Saturday now, and Sundays are not exactly days of rest either. My grandmother's lingering illness, my busy fence business, and the troubles in my marriage contribute. The marriage thing, I can deal with. It's everything else that wears me down. Don't mistake me, I love my job. But my constant work schedule gives me very little room to rest. I may buck the system of cancelling travel and end up going off for 4 days anyway. Why not? Who wants to go with me? LOL But the thing is....maybe that suggestion may assist me to returning my musicality to p

Good Old Sex Test
NaughtyPoll.com - take your own poll! 1. How old are you?21-23 2. What is your sexual orientation?Straight 3. Have you ever given someone oral sex?Sure I have 4. Have you ever received oral sex?Yes, of course 5. How many sexual partners have you had?5-10 6. What is your pubic hair style?All natural 7. What kind of underwear do you wear?Boxers 8. Have you ever taken, or been in, naked photos?Yes, taken them 9. Have you ever been to a nude beach, or nudist area?Nope, I am modest 10. Do you watch porn?Yes, of course. Who hasn't? 11. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex?No, neither 12. How large are you...ya know, in the pants?About 8 inches 13. Have you ever expirimented with another man?No, I'm straight as can be 14. What is your favorite sexual position?Girl on top 15. Are you circumcised?Yes I am 16. What gets you off fastest?Intercourse 17. How often do you masturbate?About once a week 18. Have you ever had multiple partners a

I'm A Sex Goddess
Are You a Sex Goddess? A brilliant bolt of lightning descends! SHAZAAM! The oracle has spoken! The smoke clears to reveal that inside you is a divine being, PERSEPHONE, Goddess of the Night, a woman in touch with her deepest inner desires. As the most sexual of all the female deities, you are very comfortable in the bedroom. Your skill at pleasing a man is unmatched, and you know exactly what you need for your own pleasure. As a woman of passion, you're very comfortable with expressing your desires to anyone. You are a proud and confident woman who exudes sensuality. You cherish the intimacy of physical attraction and know what it takes to win a man. As a woman deeply in touch with your sexuality, you definitely know how to thoroughly enjoy yourself! Your polished bedroom performance always keeps them coming back for more. When everything is going right, a light shines down from the heavens. Behold, the skies proclaim, here lies a goddess!