Fubar Blog Posts 3

Fuck It.
Can't sleep in my cell, with the world telling me to excel. Can't escape my cell, with my words writtin in excel. Nightmares..more like day dreams. Cause every breath I breath, I just wanna scream. Opposite of midas, everything I touch turns to dust. You think it's love, but baby I know it's lust. Keep going, all I hear is, I must. They ain't even hear when my tears bust. Standing in hell, nobody gonna reach a hand in. Blood running thin, people bitch about how i'm handlin'. Never thought my good memories would eventually haunt me. Can't believe it when the mirror decides to mock me. Watching another man live my life, cause the last one died in the stuggle. They say no man has enough muscle, to do it all on his own. Feeling the drops of sadness, when my cover is blown. Laying in my misery, sitting all alone. Somewhere along the way, I've because this way, and all I ask for, all I pray for, is for this to go away. Then I still wake up, to live yet another day. I can

One At A Time...
I can't explain why, but i can't stand my neighbors. They annoy me. Then again, so does half of the entire human population on Earth. It's a character flaw, i KNOW. I GET IT, LOL!! I do have good reasons, though. You be the judge and tell me if i'm nuts... Lets start out with the neighbor who i like to call "Fire Marshall Bill". I can't remember his real name. It's something like Rick or Rich...anyway, not important. I am beginning to see why his wife left him. He's a real winner, that one. He works for the fire dept. and when he's home, he wears these skin tight bike shorts and a yellow tank top YEAR ROUND. Doesn't matter if it's 30 degrees outside. He always has his garage door open and his radio is always blaring some idiotic 80's music that sucks. I guess he thinks that makes him seem cool. I hate him and he hates me. There's just something wrong with a man that decorates better than me.... Moving on to the other side of me....her name is formally know as "that stupid Japane

One Magical Kiss
Wouldn't you love to find a magical love? One that would sweep you off your feet? Love that would blow your mind You'd feel it each time your heart beat. Every woman desires a man To have as her teddy bear To cradle her in his arms And show her he truly cares. Every woman wants that magical kiss A kiss that will spark her flame A flame that can't be put out Not even by the rain. When you find this magical love You'll know it right from the start It's only one of a kind You'll feel it deep within your heart.

Suffocate
Suffocate lyrics Now even though I try to play it off I’m thinking about you all day long And I can’t wait for shorty to come through From your lips and back up to your eyes My hands on your hips when we grind I’m fantasizing bout what I’m gonna do to you Got me fiening for her love can’t lie Man you should see how she got me Spending all this time with her And I could leave her if I wanted to Her love turns men into fools Tell me what a man is to do Cuz I can’t breathe when you talk to me I can’t breathe when you’re touching me I suffocate when you’re away from me So much love you take from me I’m going outta my mind I can’t breathe when you talk to me I can’t breathe when you’re touching me I suffocate when you’re away from me So much love you take from me I’m going outta my mind Whenever we up in this bed And my fingers fall in your hair I wonder if you feel me watching you Cuz I can’t go a night without your lovin Got me looking at this phone E

Home
Another summer day Has come and gone away In Paris and Rome But I wanna go home Mmmmmmmm Maybe surrounded by A million people I Still feel all alone I just wanna go home Oh, I miss you, you know And I've been keeping all the letters that I wrote to you Each one a line or two "I'm fine baby, how are you?" Well I would send them but I know that it's just not enough My words were cold and flat And you deserve more than that Another aeroplane Another sunny place I'm lucky I know But I wanna go home Mmmm, I've got to go home Let me go home I'm just too far from where you are I wanna come home And I feel just like I'm living someone else's life It's like I just stepped outside When everything was going right And I know just why you could not Come along with me 'Cause this was not your dream But you always believed in me Another winter day has come And gone away In even Paris and Rome And I wanna go home Let me go home And I'm surrounded by A

Wave Goodbye By Red Wanting Blue
Did you need a change of pace to counteract the tide? That rocks your weary walls on the inside Did you need to rearrange your alibis? The truth is not faking anything but... The disbelief... In your own bitter ending And the disbelief... Forgiveness of mending And the disbelief... You're breaking not bending And the disbelief... Suspending You raise up your hands Looking for the light Searching for all your happy endings Waving your hands Trembling in the light You gather up all your happy endings Did you think you were the case that steps outside Of the box that locks your fear inside Did you think that second place would kill your pride? The truth is not shaking anything but... The disbelief... In your own bitter ending And the disbelief... Suspending Don't you want to see tomorrow? You raise up your hands Looking for the light Searching for all your happy endings Waving your hands Trembling in the light You gather up all your happy ending

Dangerously In Love.. Beyonce
love you... I love you... I love you Baby I love you You are my life My happiest moments weren't complete If you weren't by my side You're my relation In connection to the sun With you next to me There's no darkness I can't overcome You are my raindrop I am the seed With you and God, who's my sunlight I bloom and grow so beautifully Baby, I'm so proud So proud to be your girl You make the confusion Go all away From this cold and mixed up world I am in love with you You set me free I can't do this thing Called life without you here with me Cause I'm Dangerously In Love with you I'll never leave Just keep lovin' me The way I love you loving me And I know you love me Love me for who I am Cause years before I became who I am Baby you were my man I know it ain't easy Easy loving me I appreciate the love and dedication From you to me Later on in my destiny I see myself having your child I see myself being your wife And I see my whole future in your

Dj Ozzfanatic2
As of January 13, 2008, I am the new Fu-Owner of this awesome guy. Please go show him some Fu-love. ~~DJ Ozzfanatic2~~No Fan/No Add*~*LuAngel RL/BF~Fu-Owned by Sweet Mel~*Wicked Storm ~WYKD Radio DJ~@ fubar

10 Reasons To Have Sex
1. Scientific tests find that when women make love, they produce double amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make hair shiny and skin smooth. 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than running 20 laps and you don't need special sneakers! 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases the body endorphin into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy! 7. Sex i

Frightening, Yet Exciting
First off, I want to thank everyone who participated on the mumm (why do they call it a mumm?) I posted the other day. It is nice to gather a little more information on an endeavor like this. Especially, what people generally think of the place. This venture is frightening. Ever since I have been of working age, I have always had a job. To do this would require me to resign the job I am at now with a house and car payment over my head. Starting from scratch with only my savings and whatever loan I can get a hold of. The franchise itself is not asking much for cash to begin with, but I do not know yet how far their charity goes. If the store busts, I could stand to lose mostly everything. Yes, it is frightening, but exciting at the same time. I been at my currnet job for 10 years. It is an all right job, but I feel limited and at a dead end. What I do there, will be what I do there until they lay me off or the place shuts down. It is not much of an area for cr

I'm Cruel, I Love This Book.
"She goes back to sleep never knowing that I walk into the bathroom and jerk off into a bottle of special color treatment shampoo that she bought because it was featured on an Oprah show as one of Oprah's favorite things..." - "but then I blow my load, and I calm down enough to wipe off the top of the bottle, screw the lid back on, put it back in Casey's shower, and crawl back into bed with her" "We take a shower together. She uses her special color treatment shampoo. I use the Pert that's been in her shower as long as I've known here - probably left there by a previous boyfriend. Seeing her massage nine parts shampoo and one part semen into a thick lather on her head is more satisfying than any sex the night before could have been."

Heros
"The Final Inspection" The policeman stood and faced his God, which must always come to pass. He hoped his shoes were shining just as brightly as his brass. "Step forward now, policeman. How shall I deal with you? Have you always turned the other cheek? To my church have you been true?" The policeman squared his shoulders and said, "No Lord I guess I ain't. Because those who carry badges can't always be a saint. I've had to work most Sundays, and at times my talk was rough... And sometimes I've been violent because the streets are awful tough. But I never took a penny that wasn't mine to keep... Though I worked a lot of overtime when the bills got just too steep. And I never passed a cry for help, though at times I shook with fear. And sometimes, God forgive me, I've wept unmanly tears. I know I don't deserve a place among the people here. They never wanted me around except to calm their fear. If you've a place for me here, Lord, it

Since You've Been Gone
Whhooaa, whhooaa, whhooaaaa I get the same old dreams, same time every night Fall to the ground and I wake up So I get out of bed, put on my shoes, and in my head Thoughts fly back to the break-up These four walls are closing in Look at the fix you've put me in Since you been gone, since you been gone I'm outta my head, can't take it Could I be wrong, but since you been gone You cast the spell, so break it Oooohhh - Whhooooaaa - Ooooohhh Since you been gone So in the night I stand beneath the back street light I read the words that you sent to me I can take the afternoon, the night-time comes around too soon You can't know what you mean to me Your poison letter, your telegram Just goes to show you don't give a damn Since you been gone, since you been gone I'm outta my head, can't take it Could I be wrong, but since you been gone You cast the spell, so break it Oooohhh - Whhooooaaa - Ooooohhh Since you been gone If you will come back Baby you kn

8.20 Am 20th January 2008
So welcome to my very first blog. I'm on a few other sites, LIM and Reezle to name but two, but they seem to be going their own way with things, so whilst maintaining my membership there I joined here to see who's about. Anyway.... About me, well, I'm Jon (or Jonathan if you're being really formal!), I'm 33 and live in Huddersfield, England. I'm single and live in a house I rent from my brother. No kids, no pets. Not really sure what I'm looking for on here or in general, after years of trying to kick the arse out of things I'm just going on with my stuff and if someone nice comes along well, its a bonus. Had a good day yesterday, for my sins, I'm a Sheffield Wednesday fan and I along with 30,000 others watched us beat Sheffield United (big Yorkshire Derby) 2-0 at home. I think that sustained my mood, although 3 hours of UFC and beer probably helped too. So that's an insight into lil ol' me, if you want to know more, well, just ask...

New Holiday!
A New Holiday has been announced! Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Secretly...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. This is why a new holiday has been created. March 20th is now officially 'Steak, Blow job & Shut the Fuck Up Day.' Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak, a BJ & shut your mouth for the rest of the day! That's it! This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak, Blow job

Just Me And My Thoughts
It’s been a while since I have last actually wrote a blog. I have been posting song lyrics , poems, & videos but nothing actually in my own words. I have been at a loss for words here lately. So much has changed and really nothing has all at once. If you understand what I mean by all that. I has this grant design on how I wanted things to go this year. So far nothing is going like I planned. Things aren’t really a mess but they are on the verge of a train wreck in the making. Some things I understand how they got this way and then others I have no idea where the road turn into this rough confusing road that I’m on. The only thing I can do is sit back and think about what is going on and figure out where I want to do from here. For some it may be a goodbye on the way , then there might be some holding on, & heart break might even be on this road. There is something on my mind it’s actually a song and I want to share it with you. I Want To Know What Love Is by Foreigner I gotta

This
that familiar buzzing. where is it coming from? headlights awkward silence here again no remorse. no regrets. just hot breath wandering hands lips everywhere goose bumps chills tongue here and there control no control curtains blowing doubt. take advantage of me i will submit harder faster no respect no shame just hot wet rythmic panting screaming choking more more more

Had Enough
Milk it for all it's worth. Make sure you get there first. The apple of your eye. The rotten core inside. We are the prisoners. Things couldn't get much worse. I've had it up to here, you know your end is near. [Chorus] You had to have it all, well have you had enough? You greedy little bastard, you'll get what you deserve. When all is said and done, I will be the one to leave you in the misery and hate what you've become. Intoxicated eyes, the love and myth, that life. You should have learned by now, I'll burn this whole world down. I need some piece of mind, no fear of what's behind. You think you've won this fight, you've only lost your mind. [Chorus] You had to have it all, well have you had enough? You greedy little bastard, you'll get what you deserve. When all is said and done, I will be the one to leave you in the misery and hate what you've become. Hold me down. [Chorus] You had to have it all, well have you had enough? You greedy little b

Be Good To Me
Everyday is getting worse Do the same things and it hurts I don't know if I should cry All I know is that I'm tryin' I wanna believe in you I wanna believe in you But you make it so hard to do What's the point of makin' plans You break all the ones we had I don't know where we went wrong Cause we used to be so strong I wanna believe in you I wanna believe in you So why can't you be Be good to me I don't ask for much All I want is love Someone to see That's all I need Somebody to be Somebody to be Somebody to be Good to me Good to me Gotta be good to me Good to me Please I used to think I had it all Then one day we hit a wall I had hoped you were the one Where's my dream, where has it gone I wanted to be with you Forever just me and you So why can't you be Be good to me I don't ask for much All I want is love Someone to see That's all I need Somebody to be Somebody to be Somebody to be Good to me Good to me Gotta be good to me G

Love Me For Me....
[Verse 1:] I'm not the girl that you see in the magazine Perfect face and perfect body Never be anyone but the one I am, what I am I can't bend to your expectations Look to fulfill any fantasy If what I am is what you need [Chorus:] Love me for me And not for someone I would never be Cause what you get is what you see And I can't be anymore than what I am Love me for me Or don't love me [Verse 2:] Don't think you're gonna change what's inside of me Make me who you want me to be Won't be someone I'm not Somebody else, someone else Love me with all my imperfections Not for an image of your design Love me for what you see inside [Chorus:] Love me for me (love me baby) And not for someone I would never be Cause what you get is what you see And I can't be anymore than what I am (no, no) Love me for me (yeah, yeah) And not for someone you wish that I could be Cause what you get is what you see (What you see) And I can't be anymore than what I am (no)

Whatever It Takes
A strangled smile fell from your face What kills me that I hurt you this way The worst part is that I didn't even know Now there's a million reasons for you to go But if you can find a reason to stay I'll do whatever it takes To turn this around I know that what's at stake I know that I've let you down And if you give me a chance Believe that I can change I'll keep us together whatever it takes She said "If we're gonna make this work You gotta let me inside even though it hurts Don't hide the broken parts that I need to see" She said "Like it or not it's the way it's gotta be You gotta love yourself if you can ever love me" I'll do whatever it takes To turn this around I know what's at stake I know that I've let you down And if you give me a chance And give me a break I'll keep us together, I know you deserve much better But remember the time I told you the way that I felt That I'd be lost without you and never find myself Let's hold onto each other ab

A Real Woman!!!
What is a REAL Woman? A real woman is confident and courageous. A real woman values herself as much as she values others. A real woman knows what she wants. When confronted with an obstacle, she sees opportunity and challenge, rather than defeat. A real woman honors her principles and values. A real woman appreciates the connection she shares with all women and honors it. A real woman takes care of herself. A real woman possesses the skills to make a home for herself and her family. If she doesn't possesses a skill; she finds someone to teach her. A real woman holds her special feminine power with fierceness and grace. A real woman sees a challenge as an opportunity to learn. A real woman is generous, and knows when not to be. She compromises, and knows when not to. A real woman knows the difference between the two. A real woman knows how to have fun. A real woman is constantly striving to better herself. A real woman defines herself, and then d

Parrot
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quietness. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and act

Visiting My Room!!
I am back in the hotel room…..I have just had a shower, and you knock the door….I open it in my towel….knowing that its you….mmmmm, you look fantastic, your hair, make-up, clothes…….we do not speak, you just walk towards me…..pushing me back towards the bed….I smell your perfume…..and my mind starts to go dizzy….(you have that effect on me)….a small smile is on your lips….you lick them, allowing your tongue to poke through, gliding it around your lips….oh how I want to fuck your mouth….feel your tongue on my balls……you push me back onto the bed, and take the towel from around my waist……your hands reach down and take my cock and balls….you start to squeeze and tease them…..almost immediately my cock is hard…throbbing solidly in your had….as you stroke it a drop of pre-cum appears….and you dip your head down and lick it off…..oh god that felt so good…..your silken smooth tongue on the head of my cock….before I can do anything….you stand up and lift your skirt….you have no panties on, and

Tee Shirt!
You are lying in bed, I climb in beside you, you are lying on your side….facing away from me….I am naked, you have a T shirt on….I snuggle up behind you wrapping my arms around your body from behind…..pressing the front of my body into your back and arse……I pull you tight to me…..my arms hugging you….my hands stroking your face tracing your mouth and lips, gently caressing your face….kissing the back of your neck…… My hand starts to stroke down your body, teasing your breasts and nipples, lightly stroking and playing…..one hand snakes down over your stomach, searching for the bottom of your t shirt…..stroking and caressing all the time…….my cock is starting to grow….pressing into the cleft of your arse cheeks…..all the time I am caressing your nipples and breasts, kissing and nibbling the back of your neck……I pull your t shirt up, and you help me pull it over your head, your skin feels warm and soft against me….I am hard now…..throbbing and ready to burst….hot and wanting……..my fing

The Spoon
A lesson on how consultants can make a difference in an organization. Last week, we took some friends to a new restaurant, 'Steve's Place,' and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange. When the busboy brought our water and utensils, I observed that he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then I looked around and saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets. When the waiter came back to serve our soup I inquired, 'Why the spoon?' 'Well, 'he explained, 'the restaurant's owner hired Andersen Consulting to revamp all of our processes. After several months of analysis, they concluded that the spoon was the most frequently dropped utensil. It represents a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour. If our personnel are better prepared, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift.' As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he replaced it

Dont Quit
Don't quit when the tide is lowest, for it is just about your turn Don't quit over doubts and questions, for theres something you may learn Dont quit when the night is darkest, for it's just awhile till dawn Don't quit when you've ran the furthest, for the race is alomost won Don't quit when the hills the steapest, for you goal is almost nigh, Don't quit for your not a failure, until you fail to try

Ego - G, K, M, O, X, Y, Z Were Not Available For Comment
aching affronted ailing agonized anguished battered broken bruised burdened chafed chagrined crushed capsized damaged depressed destroyed denied disrespected embarrassed fractured frazzled humiliate hurt hoodwinked hungover impaired injured lacerated offended ruined ruptured shattered spited stinging suffering tormented tortured traumatized upset unwell vexed violated wounded

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Castratikron
Born of evil in a fiery volcano On a mutilated mission to inflict Merciless pain Sacrifice your soul to the deity of DEATH She's concocted your murder And you've lost all your defenses She was summoned by the Ancient wizards To carry demon children in the Poisonous flood Day of her conception the prophecy Was written On the scrotum of a wizard in his Testicle blood [Chorus:] Run but you can't hide The hunt is on Your life is gone CASTRATIKRON Eyes they will go blind If looked beyond Your life is gone CASTRATIKRON Sharpened claws poisoned tip manicure Painted skin hiding the beast within Daggered heels designed to cut your face No remorse crushing the human race [Chorus] Sharpened claws poisoned tip manicure Painted skin hiding the beast within Daggered heels designed to cut your face No remorse KILLING the human race

Did You Know ??????????????
...that the hills actually have no eyes? ...that the walls actually have no ears? ...that the hills are alive with the sound of music? ...that if you stop singing, you're commiting murder? ... that you have 10 minutes to move your car? ... that you have 5 minutes to move your car? ... that your car has been impounded? .... that your car has been crushed into a cube? ... that you have 10 minutes to move your cube?

More On My Mind
I really don't know if anyone reads this or if anyone truly cares, but as of right now this is the only way I am able to try to figure things out. I am at a point in my life that I can't remember ever being like this, Right now I feel so alone, I feel right now that everything that is going on with me is something that I have to put up with by myself and that no one gives a shit. Right now I wonder if my wife has found another lover. I am lucky if I see my wife an hour every day and it is not that I am not home, I am home all the time, Right now we are down to one vehicle and that is her Suburban. She tells me that she is spending all of her time with her grandpa. But part of me really wonders if that is what is going on. I can't help but wonder if she has found someone that can pleasure her sexually since it has been a really long time since we have done anything or that I was able to obtain an erection. I have tried everything out there to try and cope with my E.D

I Can't
I CAN’T I rarely use this word anymore. So long as I am not in jail, it would rarely apply to my daily life. There are of course a few exceptions. If someone asked me to dunk a basketball, it would be true if I said "I can't." But if someone says, "how about join me for lunch" and I say "I can't,". Well that's not true, unless I am in jail. So why do folks use the word can't when it's not true? I think its to try to hide the fact that they are making a choice NOT to do something. Instead of saying " No Bob, instead of having lunch with you, I am going to go see Helen," we say " I can't..." And we have so conditioned ourselves to this lie, that we end buying each other's bullshit. It keeps us emotionally safe. But what are the prices we pay? First, we don't really know each other as well as we could when we are not honest. Second, we begin to actually BELIEVE we are not at choice about things in our lives, when in fact we ARE at choice. And THAT is a very big price to p

Shoulds
I have discovered something about the word "should." When I tell someone else I think they "should" do something, what I am REALLY saying is, "I want you to" to do that thing. And I have concluded that the reverse is true. When others tell me I "should" do something, what they REALLY mean is, "I want you to…." Taking it even further, whenever I find myself telling MYSELF, I "should" do something, what I am really operating under is the massive weight of all the "shoulds" that were laid on me by other people over the course of my life. So I have concluded that the word "should" does not serve me, and I have stopped using it.

Out Of My Head
Out Of My Head lyrics Sometimes I feel Like I am drunk behind the wheel The wheel of possibility However it may roll Give it a spin See if you can somehow factor in You know there's always more than one way To say exactly what you mean to say [Chorus:] Was I out of my head? Was I out of my mind? How could I have ever been so blind? I was waiting for an indication It was hard to find Don't matter what I say only what I do I never mean to do bad things to you So quiet but I finally woke up If you're sad then it's time you spoke up too [Chorus] [Repeat Chorus]

We Have A Dream Inside Ourselves
We have a dream inside ourselves, A gift to us at birth, To guide us and protect us On our journey on this earth. We all have something special, Each one of us’ unique You have to find the courage To find the peace you seek. So dream your dream and live your dream Don’t be afraid to try. Just take your soul by the hand And let your spirit fly.

I'm No Believer In Evolution, But This Is Too Funny!
Yes, it's again that magical time of the year when the 2007 Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least-evolved among us. And this year's glorious Winner is: 1. When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked. And now, the Honorable Mentions: 2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat-cutting machine and submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved. 3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her. 4. After sto

"safe & Sound"
I have waited and waited to see you again, Wondering everyday if you would come home okay; Now, you're home and the worry is gone. But, when I see you I have nothing to say, I missed you so, much; I'm just glad to see you home. Safe & Sound! Watching the news while you were gone made my heart feel so,much pain, Wondering if you were hurt, But, now you're home; Safe & Sound! Our Marine who fought for us, You did your deed; Now you're home, Safe & Sound! We are so very PROUD

Frustrationness
I just dont' get it. I mean I am an honest caring girl...sure i'm selfish but at least i TRY To not be selfish...which is a lot cuz i am very about myself. I don't ask for much...and i'm honest about my feelings for others. i've spent my whole life beeing single out of my 23 years of living i've had a total of two boyfriends. everyone else just uses and abuses me and then walks out of my life...i'm so tired of people telling me they care about me just to fuck me. i'm not a toy. this is why i don't do relationships...the one time i finally think i'm ready to start somethin I Am to late...it's not the right time. UGH is what i say Fuck it. I'm fuckin single for life as far as i'm concerned cuz i can't deal with this shit. it's to back and forth.

When Will
When Will When love comes knocking Like it did before Will I be afraid to answer Or just open up the door? Will I give all of my love Like I did in the past? Will this be the love That will forever last? Will I build my world around The new love that I found? Or will my heart once again Be scattered on the ground? Will I think of only him Every second of the day? Will I bring him things Even when it's out of my way? Will I do everything To keep our love so true? Will your hand always be there When I'm reaching out to you?

My Life
I've been thinking about a lot of stuff that has been going on in my life in the past few weeks. Now im not going to sit here and get all into my business cause if your are good frined of mine you already know the situations at hand, but while I was up late last night this came into my mind..... I need more things in my life that I can just enjoy, so I learn how to feel nice , as much as I know how to feel bad. If I just felt my own feelings as I go along, instead of trying to invest this or that with stuff I dont feel at all, I would have to say that I would be suprised how much easier life will be. I can enjoy love while I have it, and mourn it when it's gone, instead of mourning it before it's even happened by crying when someone I don't even know that well dose not call me right away or feel the same way that I do. I should enjoy how much I like someone, and don't worry about it. Then I can be miserable when - or if - it dose not work out, but I need to make sure that I don't g

Italian Fennel Stir Fry
Italian Fennel Stir Fry Contributed By: chelseamarie Adapted from the Complete Vegetarian Cookbook There's no pasta in this stir-fry, but the fennel is a nice alternative. This is a nice alternative for wheat-sensitive individuals. Ingredients 3/4 cup Water 2 Fennel bulbs, thinly sliced like noodles 2 cloves Garlic, minced 2 tablespoons Lemon juice 8 oz Cherry tomatoes, halved 1/4 cup Fresh oregano, chopped 3.5 oz Black olives 3.5 oz Fat free feta cheese To taste, black pepper Preparation 1. Chop veggies 2. Heat water over medium hi heat and add fennel and garlic. Pan-cook for 2 minutes, or until soft. 2. Add lemon juice and tomatoes. Cook for 2 minutes, then add oregano and olives. Toss gently to combine. 3. Place in a serving dish and crumble the feta cheese over the top. Sprinkle with black pepper and enjoy! Nutrient Information 120 Calories 3g Total Fat

A Huge Ty
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Your Eyes
~ Your Eyes ~ I can’t shake this feeling I have Every time I look at you Something stirs inside A feeling starts to grow It’s hard to describe exactly what it is Too many emotions are happening at the same time A warm feeling spreads through me I start to smile I look at your hair Oh these beautiful locks How they shimmer in the sun And make my stomach float I see you smile I can’t describe the rush of emotions I experience Butterflies occupy my insides And happiness ensures Then I look into your eyes Those beautiful, luscious eyes Those eyes alone cause me much joy I haven’t felt this way my whole life I now know I am the luckiest woman alive To be in the presence of such elegance, such grace I am blessed I know the situation is confusing It will take some time But I have much time on my hands And I would love nothing less, than to spend it waiting for you. I am excited for the day When I can hold you in my arms.

100 Questions...
100. Are you in a relationship? yes 99. What’s your profile song and why? I have many songs on my profile and i like them all 98. Do you have a job? yes i do 97. Do you have a crush on someone? yeah maybe :) 96. Lied in the last 24 hours? no 95. What is your current ringtone? black betty 94. Where was the last place you took a plane to? san fran , ca 93. What is the last movie you watched? chuck and larry 92. What makes you mad? Lazy people , rude people, fake friends 91. Name? April 90. How do you like your coffee? Yuck 89. Future daughter's name? Taylor, its the only daughter i have and will have 87. Do you have any siblings? nope 86. What are you doing? Filling out this survey duh 84. What does the 7th message in ur inbox say on your phone? noting.... 83. Are you happy? not really 82. What is sitting to your left right now? my class syllabus 81. Where is your dad right now? home 80. Do you

Hahahahaa
A WOMAN'S POEM: Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. A MAN'S POEM: I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac, with nice boobs and long legs, who owns a night club on the beach, and loves to send me fishing and partying. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

Life
Amongst the fields of green the knowledge of the ages gathers quietly Tread softly amongst the great canopy for we are here Along the winding river, beneath the fallen trees. I am all around you though you refuse to see Your cables of metal scar my flesh Your garbage pollutes the very water which brought you life While to you surround yourself in death and steel New life is born from that which has long since died. The circle of life stands strong For within this circle death is not the end but only another beginning. Nixy

Rap
hey, i just wanted to write that i am FOR SURE going to work on a underground rap album, making my own beats and what not, right now i am writing a few songs and getting the lyrics down. i have a album title and its called: "Underneath" at least for now lol but im doing this for a hobby not to make it big or anything just a fun project, some say i'm good others say im not that great so im just gonna put this together and see what happens lol anyways hope everyone has a good night Brian

Who We Are!!
Hey All! I'm Daniel and I'm with Badlandz-Hosting...We are here for all your hosting needs with 24/7 tech support and we don't treat you like the other hosting companies do...we treat you like family!! We will provide website hosting and help you get your own domain name...along with hosting your shoutcast for you! Look us up and check out what we have available for you! Specials starting today Jan 28th, 2008... Thank Dan http://www.badlands-hosting.com

7 Inches!!
no aint talking about my Penis!!!!!!!!! Here it is near the end of January and we have 7 inches of snow outside!!!!!!!!!. I mean ya it snows in oregon in January but 7 inches on the valley floor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mountains always thre are several feet up there but we havent had 7 inches on the valley floor for ever!!

Another Weekend
hello friends~! I am sorry I haven't been online much lately. Between dr visits I have MOMMY duties to do....and some how I have gotten a sinus cold. I had a procedure done Thursday at the hospital to find out if I have a clot on my heart...it is not a clot but just a shadow. So we are waiting on the dr to call back for a time to begin chemo. The procedure Thursday was ok but the dr had to put a tube down my throat and take some ultrasound pics of my heart so now I have a sore throat. I gagged a lot~! I stayed in bed most of Saturday cause I was so cold. I just can't seem to get warm. Yesterday I didn't do anything either. Today I am paying for being so lazy this weekend. I have loads of clothes to wash and dry and the house needs to be swept good. I also noticed some dust in my bedroom so I need to do some dusting. My daughter has helped some by keeping the dishes washed and put up....but my work is never done it seems. Sick or not MOMMY still has to make sure all is ok in

Slit Your Own Throat
"Slit Your Own Throat" I've gotta take this moment just to push you down, Spin you around with the foot on the back of your neck, Up on the curb, with the pressure on your teeth. I watch the rain make a puddle to get you soaked, This fallen word cried coming out of your throat, Stinking times for the shallow believers... Just like a tick, I'm itching the back of your throat, You miss the beat while I'm hanging on every note, You choke cause you swallowed a problem. I see them slide through the tower that gets you soaked, This kind it does it, you bleed, I fuckin' already know, It's lost in time for the shallow believer. I swear your head is bigger than us all, getting bigger... Go slit your own throat I'm not gonna take this.

What Is Borrwed Time?
What is Borrwed time? is it the time people are give to stay n say there good byes to the family n friend that they want to or or is it God tell them telling them that they are going? I dont what it is or anything. i think that it just the last time that you are going to be told that it is ur time to go to heaven and start a new life.i think that u are always dying that you are waiting to get the "borrowed time" n pass on to ur other life thats waiting for u.

Wow! Something To Think About...
I just wanted to see if anyone every looks at blogs, or if I am just wasting my time should I decide to write more entries into mine. GOCTHA ! Thought I was gonna have a Pervy Session here huh? Oh and BTW.. you do earn points for commenting on blog entries, and rating blogs so I hear, so even point hogs can participate, which means you can make a blog writer feel like they didn't waste their time.

Nowhere Man
He's a real nowhere man, Sitting in his nowhere land, Making all his nowhere plans for nobody. Doesn't have a point of view, Knows not where he's going to, Isn't he a bit like you and me? Nowhere man, please listen, You don't know what you're missing, Nowhere man, the world is at your command. He's a blind as he can be, Just sees what he wants to see, Nowhere man can you see me at all? [ Lyrics found at www.mp3lyrics.org/aaC ] Nowhere man, don't worry, Take your time, don't hurry, Leave it all till somebody else lends you a hand. Doesn't have a point of view, Knows not where he's going to, Isn't he a bit like you and me? Nowhere man, please listen, You don't know what you're missing, Nowhere man, the world is at your command. He's a real nowhere man, Sitting in his nowhere land, Making all his nowhere plans for nobody, Making all his nowhere plans for nobody, Making all his nowhere plans for nobody.

Bizarre Amphibians Found Living On The Edge
Bizarre Amphibians Found Living on the Edge Jeanna Bryner LiveScience Staff Writer LiveScience.comTue Jan 22, 10:00 AM ET Blind salamanders, legless amphibians with tentacles on their heads and ghost frogs whose favorite haunt is a human burial ground are just a few of the world's weirdest and most endangered creatures. The Zoological Society of London announced this week these are among the 10 most unusual and threatened amphibian species, as part of the EDGE Amphibians conservation and fundraising initiative. Amphibians that made the list are deemed by the society to be the most evolutionarily distinct and globally endangered, aka EDGE species. They have few close relatives in the tree of life and are genetically unique, along with being on the verge of extinction. "These animals may not be cute and cuddly, but hopefully their weird looks and bizarre behaviors will inspire people to support their conservation," said Helen Meredith, EDGE Amphibians conservationist in Eng

Broken Spirit
ONLY A FEW YEARS WILL PASS BEFORE I GO ON THE JOURNEY OF NO RETURN. MY SPIRIT IS BROKEN, MY DAYS ARE CUT SHORT, THE GRAVE AWAITS ME. SURELY MOCKERS SURROUND ME; MY EYES MUST DWELL ON THEIR HOSTILITY. GIVE ME, O GOD, THE PLEDGE YOU DEMAND. WHO ELSE WILL PUT UP SECURITY FOR ME? YOU HAVE CLOSED THEIR MINDS TO UNDERSTANDING; THEREFORE YOU WILL NOT LET THEM TRIUMPH. IF A MAN DENOUNCES HIS FRIENDS FOR REWARD, THE EYES OF HIS CHILDREN WILL FAIL. GOD HAS MADE ME A BYWORD TO EVERYONE, A MAN IN WHOSE FACE PEOPLE SPIT. MY EYES HAVE GROWN DIM WITH GRIEF; MY WHOLE FRAME IS BUT A SHADOW. UPRIGHT MEN ARE APPALLED AT THIS; THE INNOCENT ARE AROUSED AGAINST THE UNGODLY. NEVERTHELESS, THE RIGHTOUS WILL HOLD TO THEIR WAYS, AND THOSE WITH CLEAN HANDS WILL GROW STRONGER. BIT COMEON, ALL OF YOU, TRY AGAIN! I WILL NOT FIND A WISE MAN AMONG YOU. MY DAYS HAVE PASSED, MY PLANS ARE SHATTERED, AND SO ARE THE DESIRES OF MY HEART. THESE MEN TURN NIGHT INTO DAY; IN THE FACE OF DARKNESS, IF I SAY CORRUP

Be Mine My Love Poem
Be my Valentine, my love, As I will be for you, And we will love the whole day long, And love our whole lives through. For love has no parameters And does not end with time, But is the gift of paradise, A pinch of the sublime. So let us take this holiday To resubmit our love To those within that know no sin And with the angels move.

From A Secret Admirer
Whose gift this is you cannot know. My heart is in your keeping though. You will not mind my writing here To tell you that I love you so. I know that you must think it queer For me to love and not come near But linger by some frozen lake This most romantic time of year. I sometimes give my head a shake And ask if there is some mistake. It's lonely out here 'mid the sweep Of bitter wind and icy flake. My love for you is dark and deep, But it's a promise I will keep As from afar I watch and weep, As from afar I watch and weep

Pop Goes The Blog Cherry
I just uploaded some zodiac pics I found so hopefully I get some points or something for it. Same with this blog thing, hopefully I get some points for this, too, haha. Anyway, I'll try to post some cool stuff later on. I do most of my blogging on MySpace but I'll try to copy and paste some stuff in the future.

How To Win 23-month-olds And Influence 7-month-olds
Technically, this title is a misnomer since our son Jeffrey won’t be seven months old until Saturday, but it works! (And I didn’t even have to tell you that, so there! : p) Our daughter Sarah DID turn twenty-three months on Monday, though; I joked with her that she was getting old and she replied “old”. After a long weekend away from my office and playing catch-up with a lot of people … by the way, if I have missed you and you did write me, it’s nothing personal. I only have so many hours in my day, and I expect you do too. Amazing how having a family can especially eat up large chunks of your time (which aren’t even yours to start with anyway). Still, I wouldn’t trade my family now for anything; it’s amazing how being married with children can become so grounding – sometimes I feel like I belong in a way I never have before. Today’s title is derived from Dale Carnegie’s 1937 magnum opus “How to Win Friends and Influence People”, a how-to manual for seeing things from others’

Home ~ Michael Buble
Michael Buble Another summer day Has come and gone away In Paris and Rome But I wanna go home Mmmmmmmm Maybe surrounded by A million people I Still feel all alone I just wanna go home Oh, I miss you, you know And I've been keeping all the letters that I wrote to you Each one a line or two "I'm fine baby, how are you?" Well I would send them but I know that it's just not enough My words were cold and flat And you deserve more than that Another airplane Another sunny place I'm lucky I know But I wanna go home Mmmm, I've got to go home Let me go home I'm just too far from where you are I wanna come home And I feel just like I'm living someone else's life It's like I just stepped outside When everything was going right And I know just why you could not Come along with me 'Cause this was not your dream But you always believed in me Another winter day has come And gone away In even Paris and Rome And I wanna go home Let me go home And I'm

Can Men And Women Really Be Just Friends ??
The idealist in me immediately responds with a resounding YES, while the realist in me, that ever-present voice that seems to see the world through pessimistic glasses, sidles up to the plate with a "now hold on just a second..." I have always believed the answer to this question was yes, and my experience has always been the opposite. Admittedly, I am probably the cause of my own problems because I enjoy men's company, and part of that enjoyment is sometimes flirting with them for fun. When in conversation with someone who intrigues me or piques my interest, I enjoy the interaction immensely, and find really stimulating people exhilarating. And I love drama and a good theatrical time in general. In my heart, I know I intend nothing. I want nothing more than a fun evening of conversation and wit. But in my experience, my men friends cannot help pushing those kinds of connections to the next level. It's almost as though we are programmed as a race to test every facet of the connec

If Anyone Is Wondering
If anyone is wondering why I havent done the thing to level up yet~ its because the only reason I can think of to do it is post the pictures I take, as I love to share them with others. I don't care about the points

To See You By Harry Connick, Jr
When was I supposed to make my entrance How was I to know I had a chance Now here's a guy who really thought he had it all My heart was holding up the wall so I could dance The last of my romances has concluded Wars I've lost and loved have thus been fair The battle scars I've gained have all alluded To a decorated soldier of despair Baby I just had to see you Your face, your smile Baby I just had to see you Just for a while I ran from love to love and lied with laughter Not knowing that at some point I'd collide With someone who would be my ever after And happily would stay here by my side Baby I just had to see you Your face, your smile Baby I just had to see you Just for a while

Nearness Of You By Norah Jones
It's not the pale moon that excites me That thrills and delights me Oh no It's just the nearness of you It isn't your sweet conversation That brings this sensation Oh no It's just the nearness of you When you're in my arms and I feel you so close to me All my wildest dreams came true I need no soft lights to enchant me If you would only grant me the right to hold you ever so tight And to feel in the night The nearness of you

Here Comes The Rain Again
Here comes the rain again Falling on my head like a memory Falling on my head like a new emotion I want to walk in the open wind I want to talk like lovers do I want to dive into your ocean Is it raining with you So baby talk to me Like lovers do Walk with me Like lovers do Talk to me Like lovers do Here comes the rain again Raining in my head like a tragedy Tearing me apart like a new emotion Oooooh I want to breathe in the open wind I want to kiss like lovers do I want to dive into your ocean Is it raining with you So baby talk to me Like lovers do Here comes the rain again Falling on my head like a memory Falling on my head like a new emotion (here it comes again, here it comes again) I want to walk in the open wind I want to talk like lovers do I want dive into your ocean Is it raining with you

Plantation Ham Pie
Plantation Ham Pie 2 Tablespoons butter or margarine 3 cups cubed cooked ham 1/2 cup chopped green pepper 1 medium onion, sliced. 2 cans (10 1/2 oz each) condensed cream of chicken soup 1 cup milk Parsley pin wheels (recipe below) Heat oven to 425. Melt butter in large skillet. Cook and stir ham, pepper, and onion in butter until ham is browned and onion is clear and tender. Stir in soup and mix. Heat just to boiling, stirring frequently. Pour into ungreased baking dish, 8x8x2 inches and place in oven. Prepare parsley pinwheels; arrange on hot ham mixture. Bake uncovered 20-25 minutes. Parsley Pinwheels 2 cups baking mix (like bisquick) 1/2 cup cold water 1/2 cup snipped parsley Stir baking mix and water to make soft dough. Shape dough into a ball; knead lightly 5 times on flour covered board. Roll into rectangle 12x7 inches. Sprinkle parsley over dough, roll up tightly, beginning along the long side. Cut into 9 equal slices. The trick to non-soggy biscuits o

Sence Of Humour
Sam, your sense of humor is Satire http://i.emode.com/tests/humor/images/satire_s.gif If there's one thing you're positive about it's that life is absurd. That's why your sense of humor centers around satire and farce. From social to political to religious, you see all of humanity's institutions as all too serious and totally hilarious because of it. Whether you're roasting the regulars at the coffee shop or going after bigger laughs inspired by newscasters, or dare we say, the President, your razor sharp wit cuts though the bologna. Just remember, when you lay the irony on thick, not everyone gets your humor. That's okay — if you can't laugh with someone, you can always laugh at them. http://web.tickle.com/rd/52658/invite?type=t&test=1142&inviter_id=Jl9BMg126BDyKWZu&inviter=Sam

Past Life
Sam, you could have been a famous Artist Oil painting, sculpture, photography. No matter the medium, it's clear that an imaginative soul like yours must have been an artist in a former life. With your creativity and originality, you've got a unique approach to the world that just begs to be shared with everyone. Like the great masters who came before you, you march to the beat of your own drummer and don't follow the herd. You live life by your own rules and aren't afraid to express your ideas. Lucky for all of us, they're great ones. So, keep expressing yourself. You're sure to be legendary! http://web.tickle.com/rd/52658/invite?type=t&test=1432&inviter_id=Cjf3APQYtfrxnNXz&inviter=Sam

Don't Give Up,please
Don't Give Up! In this world that surrounds us We sometimes break down and fall Those who stand above us Can make us seem so small We tremble under the weight Of the problems that hold us down And when we start to collapse There seems to be no one around We try to fight in this world That always seems to fight back Sometimes were not strong enough though There are too many things we lack We'll hide away in corners Put upon ourselves pain But there's no escape from this life We all must suffer the same But although we may struggle And yes we all do fall I'll stand by your side I'll stay with you through it all And if you start to tremble Or even break down I'm your shoulder to cry on I'll always be around We all have our faults Are up and are downs We cant always smile all the time Everyone has to frown No, no ones perfect And no one is the same Were in this world together We all play the same game If we stick together No matter what

Charge Of The Beeotch©
Listen to the words of the Great Beeotch she who of old is known as Arwen, Inanna, Jaz, Kriselda, Lynna, Raven, Suzi, and Wolfrose, and by many other names, some best left censored: Whenever you have need of anything once in the month, and better it be when it is not my moontime or any other time when I might be tired or already irritable, then shall you gather and adore me, who am Queen of all Bitches. There shall you gather, you who desire to learn the true Art of Bitchcraft, yet have not honed it to razor sharp precision; to these I will teach the esoterism of true bitchiness. And you shall be free from fluff; and as a sign that you are truly free, you shall cite tradition, correct misconception, bad grammar, spelling errors, and demand proper capitalization, and punctuation. For I am educated and can read above third grade level. Keep pure your highest ideal; strive ever towards it and if anyone tries to stop you, smack them hard upside the head. For mine is the determination to

Sts-122 Atlantis Status Update
NASA managers opt to press ahead for 2/7 launch pending successful flex hose retraction, final engineering analysis Image Above: Space shuttle Atlantis stands on Launch Pad 39A at NASA's Kennedy Space Center in Florida. Photo credit: NASA/George Shelton NASA managers today decided to press ahead with preparations for launch of the shuttle Atlantis Feb. 7 pending final work Monday to make sure a kinked Freon flex hose retracts as required when the ship's payload bay doors are closed for flight. Assuming no other problems develop, engineers plan to restart Atlantis's countdown at 5 p.m. Monday for a launch attempt at 2:45:28 p.m. Thursday. This will be NASA's third attempt to launch Atlantis on a space station assembly mission following delays Dec. 6 and 9 because of problems with low-level fuel sensors in the shuttle's external tank. Those problems were traced to a suspect wiring connector at the base of the tank that has since been modified to prevent the

The Day We Met.
On Janurary 28th, Jeremy and I celebrated our 3 year annivserary. We went out on our first date. Jeremy picked me up in the truck and drove me out to St. Cloud to drop off a motor to our friend Charlyn's house. We went out afterwards to Osaka Japanese Restaruant and had a wonderful time and a wonderful meal. They prepared our meal at the table and I had sushi for the first time. We talked a great deal and shared alot. This is one day I will never forget. Although we have been through so much, I love him more today than ever. Jeremy this year took me out to dinner and we came home and watched some movies. I had a wonderful time with him I know it doesn't sound like much, but just spending time with him is the most wonderful thing to me. Although he has a tendency to spoil me to no end and make sure I get what ever I want. The only thing that really matters to me is the time we spend together.

Crabs
A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crab. > > A female crew member took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator, which she did. > > The man firmly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out. > > She was annoyed by his behavior. > > Shortly before landing in New York, she announced over the intercom to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans , please raise your hand?" > > Not one hand went up..so she took them home and ate them herself. > > Men never learn!

Guess What I Just Got!!
i just got a psp! (play station portable) With two games. Sonic and Grand Theft Auto Liberty city stories.. With a carrying case, headphones& memory card! I'm soo fuckn stooked! that shits fuck awsome..hahahah im going to get off her and go play! lol thanks for reading. siyra

Murphys Sex Laws
1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings. 2. Nothing improves with age. 3. No matter how many times you’ve had it, if it’s offered take it, because it’ll never be quite the same again. 4. Sex has no calories. 5. Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. 6. There is no remedy for sex but more sex. 7. Sex appeal is 50% what you’ve got and 50% what people think you’ve got. 8. No sex with anyone in the same office. 9. Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last. 10. A man in the house is worth two in the street. 11. If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow. 12. Virginity can be cured. 13. When a man’s wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him. 14. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. 15. The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are

My Guinea Pig ..guinie Had Her Second Living Litter
well at 9:13 pm Guinie my sow but for those who dont know what a sow is it is the guinea pig name for a female guinea pig.anywho she had her first babi which was all white then 10 or 15 minutes later she had her second who is of a mix color.the third looks just like the dad. i will be posting pictures as soon as i can... Michelle

~life Explained Finally~
On the first day, God created the dog and said: 'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.' The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?' So God agreed. On the second day, God created the monkey and said: 'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.' The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?' And God agreed. On the third day, God created the cow and said: 'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.' The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for six

Friends
Friends always love Friends always care i should look to them For friendship not more I never understood What a friend is Until recently life changed But they still accepted me I kept looking to them And they still support me They'll always be there When I'm in need The friends I have Can never be replaced And I sincerely believe They will remain forever © 2008 Jeremy Moses (AKA DJ JMos22)

The Norwegian Nordic Rune Poem
1. Wealth is a source of discord among kinsmen; the wolf lives in the forest. 2. Dross comes from bad iron; the reindeer often races over the frozen snow. 3. Giant causes anguish to women; misfortune makes few men cheerful. 4. Estuary is the way of most journeys; but a scabbard is of swords. 5. Riding is said to be the worst thing for horses; Reginn forged the finest sword. 6. Ulcer is fatal to children; death makes a corpse pale. 7. Hail is the coldest of grain; Christ created the world of old. 8. Constraint gives scant choice; a naked man is chilled by the frost. 9. Ice we call the broad bridge; the blind man must be led. 10. Plenty is a boon to men; I say that Frothi was generous. 11. Sun is the light of the world; I bow to the divine decree. 12. Tyr is a one-handed god; often has the smith to blow. 13. Birch has the greenest leaves of any shrub; Loki was fortunate in his deceit. 14. Man is an augmentation of the dust; great is the claw of the

Only Thing Harder Then Being A Soldier
Machel Support The Troops!Date: Feb 2, 2008 3:13 PMWhen a soldier comes home, he finds it hard.......to listen to his son whine about being bored.....to keep a straight face when people complain about potholes. ...to be tolerant of people who complain about the hassle of getting ready for work. ...to be understanding when a co-worker complains about a bad night's sleep. ....to be silent when people pray to God for a new car....to control his panic when his wife tells him he needs to drive slower...to be compassionate when a businessman expresses a fear of flying.

Raindrops
How sweet are raindrops Tears without reason Just to wash and cleanse To refresh and revive The great feeling of pureness Grasping nature's conscious and unconscious After flying through space On a long and precious journey Never to miss anything Seeping to seek the impure Cool and clear meeting hot and unclean Petting the skin of all Comforting the anguish of time Embracing to protect what's left Of a burned out and tired time Trying to re-grow other seasons Of the more colorful and fresh Taking precious and valuable time to work wonders And change everything back To the lovely days they remember

Thoughts Of Sorrow
Heavens waiting for you, Just close your eyes and say goodbye, hearing your pulse go on and on and on, I'd sacrifice this world to hold you, No breath left inside of me, Shattered glass keeps falling, Say goodnight, Just sleep tight, Say goodnight, Flowers laid out for you, So many colors leave me blind, I live my life in misery, So her i am your inside of me, So here i am our world is over, Here i am with you, I'm here till the end, Memories are calling so farewell my friend, Farewell my friend.

1 Feb 2008
Datum: Fri, 1 Feb 2008 09:23:04 -0600 (CST) Von: "Tyler Perry Mailing List" An: all_lists@tylerperrystudios.net Betreff: A Message from Tyler Perry - Are You Mad At Me? Okay, I think ya'll mad at me or something! I know I've been MIA, but I tried to explain that in my last email. You know how I know you got attitude with me? 'Cause only a few of you have gone to see my new talk show at tylerperry.com. Either that or you don't have a high speed Internet connection. Whatever the reason, I want to know (smile). I worked hard on that show and put it on-line just for you. So check it out if you can. And to the woman who was watching it at work and asked me to take care of her if she loses her job from laughing so hard. Uh.... you might want to wait 'till you get home next time. LOL !! Y'all so spoiled (smile). Okay, do me a favor please. After you see the show hit the message board. That's the only way I can know if you've seen it or not. S

Together Till Night Turns To Day
Together Till Night Turns To Day Clasping your hands in mine Sharing love and affection Caressing in blissful dreams Feel heart to heart connection Wrapping me in your warmth In soft kisses everywhere Together laying side by side In the dreams which we share With whispers from your lips Beckoning me sensually I welcomed with open arms Sharing our nights in intimacy Swaying with sensual rhythm I felt pleasure in everyway Releasing the passion within Together till night turns to day.

First Ofne Of 08'
yea so i havent been on here too much due to life spiriling out of control for me. But like my daddy says gotta go thru that rain and pain for a little while.....but y the fuck has this pain been going on for 21 yrs now. Everyday the thin grasp i have on reality and sanity slips even more and i dont know whats real and whats fake...i dont know who my friends are or who my enimes are!!! Paranoia will be my downfall eventually but i have to beat it..anyway i wanna bitch a little bit about people on here. You know ive met some cool ass people on here one thats like my best friend they know who they are. But in that the thing that pisses me off to no extent are people that add me or come by my page and rate and fan me and what not and dont talk to me, or even have the common courtesy to reply to me. Even if its a hey i dont want to talk or leave me alone, no problem shit did decency and common courtesy die as soon as the internet hit the scene....or was it dead long before i came to

Lonliness,and Heartless
Yep,I'm officially alone now,No one to care,or love anymore.It's just me and my thoughts,and opinions.My ex-gf dump me thanks to someone here,and thanks to another person i push the one that love me.It's just a fucking dramatic thing that this people get you involve.I deleted my yahoo messenger,so i would leave the bunch of liers that used to be a friend,and girlfriend.It's like i used to say before in my other blog.Why the hell am i bothering with women i'm not gonna meet on the chat room,or myspace,or fubar,or whatever god for saken profile their is.It only leads you to one thing,and that thing is getting your heart broken,or just brings you drama along your way.You know what i think love is.It's a fucking poisen or cursed.Yeah that's what it is.I hate this month,cause it's the month where i met my ex-gf,and then dump my ass thanks to someone.Eh,so i move along.Forgive and forget.This year i pushed away those who call me a friend,and those women who said they love me.Love is a cruel

Love For Death, Death For Love
Love for Death, Death for Love there is a place i did dwell, new a boy i loved so well. he came and took that love from me, now he's gone and i'm set free. i even know the reason why, for another prettier than i. i ran upstairs and cried in bed, not a word to my mother was said. father came home late that night, searched the house from left to right. ran upstairs the door he broke, found me hanging from a rope. on my jeans there was a note: "dig a grave,dig it deep, marble stone from head to feet. on it please place a dove, to show the world i died for love." Phelicia Ireijo Copyright ©2008 PheliciaIreijo --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Home Remedies
Home Remedies Don't think I'd try any of these. > > AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES > > > > 1. IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATER > DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF. > > > > 2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE > ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP. > > > > 3. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT - USE > THE SINK. > > > > 4. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR > A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE > A TIMER. > > > > 5. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM > ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON. > > > > 6. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL > BE AFRAID TO COUGH. > > > > 7. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAP

Fuck Buddy!
THERE IS AT LEAST ONE person ON YOUR friends list WHO WANTS TO FUCK YOU. SO LETS PLAY THE FUCK BUDDY GAME! The rules are simple: If you want to or wouldn't mind fucking the person who posts this, send them a *MESSAGE* saying "I'd tap that shit!" Dont be scared - This is hilarious!! The twist is YOU HAVE TO RE-POST THIS and see who replies. Repost this as "FUCK BUDDY" even if you are in a happy relationship. It is just a laugh... and you may be surprised

Dear Abby,
Dear Abby: My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse is everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he lost his job six years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and shoot the breeze with his buddies while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me and hints that I may be a lesbian. What should I do? Sincerely, Clueless ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Clueless: Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman. You don't need him anymore! You're a United States Senator from New York running for President of the United States. Act like one! Abby

Mumm's
i posted a mumm about if your partner wanted to get funky public would you do it,now some crack head musta bytched cause now im banned from mumms,this site really gone to shit, is it for adults or kids,i dont see why it got pulled there was no rude pics or language,maybe depends who you are on here if you get away wiff stuff blah blah blah lmao next my account be taken hahhaah seems you cant voice nothing on here and cant even get a answer as 2 why....hmmmm maybe i need to ba site where adults can have free fukkin thoughts and speech

Can U Give Me A Push?
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. 'Not a chance,' says the husband, 'it is 3:00 in the morning! He slams the door and returns to bed. 'Who was that?' asked his wife. 'Just some drunk guy asking for a push,' he answers. 'Did you help him?' she asks. 'No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!' 'Well, you have a short memory,' says his wife. 'Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!' The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, 'Hello, are you still there?' 'Yes,' comes back the answer. 'Do you still need a push?' calls out the husband. 'Yes, please!' comes the reply from the dark. 'Wh

Thank All Of You For Your Educational Emails
I just want to thank all of you for your educational emails over the past year. Thanks to you, I no longer open a public bathroom door without using a paper towel. I can't use the remote in a hotel room because I don't know what the last person was doing while flipping through the adult movie channels. I can't sit down on the hotel bedspread because I can only imagine what has happened on it since it was last washed. I have trouble shaking hands with someone who has been driving because the number one pass-time while driving alone is picking your nose. (Although cell phone usage may be taking the number one spot) Eating a Little Debbie sends me on a guilt trip because I can only imagine how many gallons of trans fats I have consumed over the years. I can't touch any woman's purse for fear she has placed it on the floor of a public bathroom. Yuck! I must send my special thanks to whoever sent me the one about poop in the glue on envelopes because

What Should I Do?
well let me start by saying my grampa is in the hospital might not make it, and i am dying to go down to PA to be with him but i cant. i have my kids and no way down there, i might not be able to get to say goodbye and that is killing me...i am not doing so good, i have noticed that one i am depressed, two that i have really bad panic attacks, i am taking meds for it but for some reason they're not working all that well anymore. i guess my question is..... should i ask for a loan and go to be with my grampa? or should i just call him?

Please Help!!
I'm entering a comment/rate contest with this picture! Please, please help me win this, this is the first contest i have done here on fubar. I just need 10k points (1 for rates, 5 for comments) to win a 3-day blast! Please go HERE and blast me! Dj Gothic Lolita

Bored!
Well I am just really bored and actually missing school I pray to god that I can go back in August and finish my degree!!! I also miss my boyfriend its been since December since I last saw him and well its felt like years! Its also Ash Wednesday so i went to church today got the ashes on my and when i got to work all the jokes started lol like if you add two extra lines you can tick tack toe on my head or wow that almost looks the england flag lol!

Death Note's Closing Theme
Alumina Vocals: Nightmare A momentary sparkle twinkles within the flowing time I’m a Believer who can keep walking so to engrave into this world’s memories I had a dream that no one else could have and I threw away everything that I didn’t need Thoughts that I can’t surrender dwell in my chest Even if I’m still in the rift between reality and ideals and my feet are bound by shackles of sacrifice My overflowing impulse isn’t fully repressed because I have a heart that yearns powerfully “Pretense” “Fear” “Vanity” “Grief”; I won’t be weak enough To be apprehended by the various negative things; I’m a Trickster who doesn’t know loneliness The groups of buildings that pierce the night sky, I look up at the air in which stars and such are invisible And ask myself, “Won’t I be lost?” Things like being smeared by those who overflow in this entire city or being infatuated won’t happen to me Because at the end of the road that connects to the future, I want to see somet

Random Poem I Found
Every step I take Brings me farther into the dark Every breath I take Kills me that much more All the hope I have left Is nearly torn to shreads Yet here I sit all calm and relaxed Yet in so much pain I take on their problems And ignore all of mine Letting me last just one more day With all that's on my mind I'm amazed I made it this far Every chance I had to be saved I pushed them all away Why can't I let you close to me? Why does it bother me so?

Word Perfect Helpline..
"Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?" "Yes, well, I`m having trouble with WordPerfect." "What sort of trouble?" "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away." "Went away?" "They disappeared." "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?" "Nothing." "Nothing?" "It`s blank; it won`t accept anything when I type." "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?" "How do I tell?" "Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?" "What`s a sea-prompt?" "Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?" "There isn`t any cursor: I told you, it won`t accept anything I type." "Does your monitor have a power indicator?" "What`s a monitor?" "It`s the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it`s on?" "I don`t know." "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?" "Yes, I think so." "Great. Follow the cord to the plug,

Not Strong Enough!
I am not strong enough Feelings of helplessness Being lost within your own world I have been strong my whole life Specially when it came to those around me No matter what I have gone through in my life Being molested, Having a father who didnt want me A mother that hated me, Foster homes, Not knowing where my next meal or bed was I have always been the strong one Being able to find see and follow the positive Side of all things no matter what it was Always smiling and being happy But I am not strong enough this time I do not see the postive in this I am having trouble being happy Being able to put that smile on my face And when I do I feel quilty and mad at times I am happy with what I have please dont get me wrong, There is no better that a female could have, I have a wonderful man That I trust and trully believe he loves me I love him with all my heart In my eyes he could do no wrong He is what I have always believed all men should be, I have

Just Call Me Juads
Here I am like a drunken misfit lover outside your door, REPENTING POSSESSED SINS, WHICH LIVE WITH IN MY BEING, Of stifled and still, AND PROFESSING MY UNDYING ADORATION OF YOU, Knowing that in the morning, I’ll forget my promises, Deny my transgressions, And take pride in my evil. AND YOU WILL LOOK INTO MY EYES AND SEE, That I was never prepared for this world, Never the type to rise above

Just For Today
JUST FOR TODAY, ...smile at a stranger ...listen to someone's heart ...drop a coin where a child can find it ...learn something new, then teach it to someone ...tell someone you're thinking of them ...hug a loved one ...don't hold a grudge ...don't be afraid to say "I'm sorry" ...look a child in the eye and tell them how great they are ...don't kill that spider in your house, he's just lost so show him the way out ...look beyond the face of a person into their heart ...make a promise, and keep it ...call someone, for no other reason than to just say "hi" ...show kindness to an animal ...stand up for what you believe in ...smell the rain, feel the breeze, listen to the wind ...use all your senses to their fullest ...cherish all of your TODAYS

Rap You Smo's Done By Me And Awesome Riend
Me: I am angie I am not pansy I will slap a bitch and throw her in a ditch I dont do drugs but I deskin thugs My best riend: going to the hood, like i should, shove my penis in a hoe, and scream oh jane doe my best riend: i am angie and im great, i got a testicle full of hate, it spits out white, i aint no nigga but i bite me: My name is lee I like bathing in pee I got spikey hair and my ass is bare I moleste angies mom while deskin phong killing babies is what tI do I aient adam and masterbate over a shoe Me: I am a Ubar guy all I want is her pie with a mmm and a mmm there I will mess up that hair I get hard ons over big mommas sometimes I love to do a llama handlotin on my cock and in a tube sock me best riend: you know im bullseye, im that kinda guy, dont playa hate my socks, because i like a girl holding my cock, and i freak like a girl, but baby u make my world my best riend: you think it's all that bad, but my cock gets mad, it turns into bullseye-zilla, and my c

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They try to determine Whom I love, They say all the wrong names, And then try to set me up It is a game to them Find my love But they will never know For my love is forbidden My love does not love me This hurts me most I can not blame thee For he does not know of my love towards him

Military Love(poem)
I MISS MY SWEETHEART SO MUCH I WANT HIM TO BE HERE SO THERE CAN ALWAY'S BE AN US BUT HE IS GONE OUT TRAINING FOR WAR AND NOW I KNOW JUST A LITTLE WHAT IT WILL FEEL LIKE BEFOR HE GOES OFF TO WAR I MISS HIM SO MUCH NOW I KNOW THAT WHEN HE LEAVE'S I WILL MISS HIM MORE BUT I WILL ALWAY'S BE WAITING AT THAT OPEN DOOR TELLING HIM TO COME IN, SO THAT WE MAY START WITH OUR LIFE AGAIN I DON'T WANT HIM TO LEAVE BUT IT IS HIS DUTY HE MUST GO AND FIGHT SO WE CAN BE FREE THAT IS WHY THEY ALL FIGHT, SO THAT YOU AND ME CAN LIVE IN THE LAND OF THE FREE SO WE DON'T HAVE TO BE SCARED, THAT OUR FAMILY IS NOT SAFE SO THAT WE CAN HAVE WHAT EVER FAITH WE CHOOSE SO THAT WE ARE NOT TOLD WHAT WE CAN AND CAN'T DO NOT MANY PEOPLE SEEM TO CARE ANYMORE BUT WHAT THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND IS THAT MEN AND WOMEN ARE GIVING THIER LIVE'S SO WE CAN DO ALL THE THING'S WE CHOOSE TO DO SOME PEOPLE JUST DON'T CARE THAT THERE ARE SO MAN

So Many Nights
so many nights i sat here thinking of you smiling cuz i knew youd always be there now the tears are fallin and im scared i was wrong afraid you are going to walk away feelings have developed and finally admitted now i dont know what to do what to say or what to think i dont want to lose you so many nights youve been the one to make me smile

Who?
Athena, I had no idea how much I'd need her In peaceful times I hold her close and I feed her My heart starts palpitating when I think my guess was wrong But I think I'll get along She's just a girl - she's a bomb She's just a girl - she's a bomb Athena, all I ever want to do is please her My life has been so settled and she's the reason Just one word from her and my troubles are long gone But I think I'll get along She's just a girl - she's a bomb She's just a girl - she's a bomb Just a girl just a girl Just a girl just a girl Just a girl just a girl She's just a girl Athena, my heart felt like a shattered glass in an acid bath It felt like one of those flattened ants you find on a crazy path I'd have topped myself to give her time she didn't need to ask Was I a suicidal psychopath? She's just a girl - she's a bomb She's just a girl - she's a bomb Consumed, there was a beautiful white horse I saw on a dream stage He had a snake the size of a sewer pip

The Pain
The Pain I raised your son just like my own.... Knowing I was the only mother he had known..... Your anger and hate cannot subside.... All the hurt I feel inside..... Learning to cope with what you did..... Is like a knife being dug in...... A little boy so tender and true, What on Gods green earth did he do to you? You left him with me for a year to raise.... Not even knowing how much he prayed...... He prayed for a daddy to be there for him..... To do the simple things like learning to swim...... To work on his bike, when mom didnt understand..... Where to fix the chain or even begin....... He wanted a dad to praise his good deeds....... Tell him he did good even if he couldnt see....... I delt with the heartache of crying at night..... Him asking, mommy "Is daddy gonna come see me tonight?" I would hold him, and comfort him, and dry his tears...... All of this I done for a year...... Then when he was happy and settled in....... His new life without you was

Need A Ride
Im needing a ride from SE Missouri (Sikeston area) to SW Missouri (Cassvile Area) If anyone can help me out id appreciate it. I wouldnt ask if it wasnt important. If you need or want more info let me know

My Sex Toy:
YOUR SEX TOY IS "ANAL BEADS" Anal beads are a sex toy consisting of several small balls attached together in series which are inserted through the anus into the rectum and then removed with varying speeds depending on the effect desired (most typically at orgasm to enhance climax). Those who use anal beads enjoy the pleasurable feeling they receive as the ball passes through the narrow sphincter of the anus.

Hurt
wow i really dont know what to do right now. he says i will always be in his life and all but you know i have just realized that hes lied to me bout soemthing. im not going to say waht because its really not anything big but the point is that he did lie to me. i know he is only trying to make me feel good but you know he shouldnt feel like he has to lie to me in order to do that. obviously he doesnt realize that when i said i had fallen for him i meant it and when i said i would do anything to make him happy i was sayin it truthfully. he has my heart somehow even though i dont want him too. looks like there is another military man i have to get over and do so soon cuz if i dont i know im going to get hurt seriously again and i dont think i could handle that. and of course tonight one of the nights i could use my friends they are busy so they arent here to talk to me....wow i think im destined to always get hurt

Why
why cant i just love a civilian man? how come i always fall for the military guys. all they ever seem to do is break my heart. and now i have two wonderful guys...neither who are military but just cant let my military men go. one of the two men knows how to make me smile without really even trying. the other tries but there are just things i doubt when it comes to him. i really want to give another man a chance to show me that they arent all bad but im scared. i dont want to get hurt again. and i think i know the man who could make me see that there are some good ones out there. but he is a little ways away and i dont know how to even go about seein where something like that would really lead to. he knows who he is cuz we have kinda been talking bout meeting and seeing where things lead. but i really dont know if i want to take the chance of hurting him cuz i know that i have thing for military men. he is such an amazing man...and yes i say man...that i dont want to hurt hi

Poor Grandpa
My aunt and uncles just moved my grandparents into a really nice retirement home. Problem??? Grandpa loves it there and has poker buddies after a week. Grandma, not so much. In fact the administrators called my uncle monday morning and told him that he was going to have to talk to his mom and tell her to "chill out" or they were going to move them out!! My 80 year old grandmother is driving the staff crazy after 3 days!!!! Grandpa is ticked, but is not strong enough anymore to control her. My uncle took grandma to get chill pills today so they aren't the first old couple in make history by getting evicted from a retirement center in a week!!

Wow How Awesome
COME ENJOY SOME FUN @ NIKKI'S SYNFUL DEZYRZ LOUNGE.... NIKKI HAS HER OWN LOUNGE NOW... WE WOULD LOVE FOR ALL OF YOU TO COME IN AND RELAX AND HAVE FUN.... NIKKI AND I TRY TO GET ON CAM AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE... MUSIC IS RANDOM AND SOMETHING FOR MOST... WILL ADD MORE AS WE GO ALONG.... COME IN AND SAY HELLO TO US... http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=54930#

The Coven 2/9/08
GOOD MORNING. I AM IN A GIVEAWAY FOR A HH, I HAVE 4 MORE WEEKS TO FINISH. THEN I NEED TO ENTER A VIP MINE WILL BE RUNNING OUT. DRAGON IS ENTERED IN ONE. AND WE HAVE NYHA'S FRIEND TO WORK ON AS WELL. WE FINISHED NOSFERATUS YEAR VIP THE OTHER NIGHT. dragons

In The Words Of Charlie Brown:
UG! I'm tired. I don't really have anything to write about here. I have stuff I want to write out but I don't think here is the best place. Which sucks because I should feel like I can say pretty much anything I want. But to be fair I don't know that I want to elaborate anywhere right this very second either. Sigh I don't know. I miss my lappy. I need my friend to come over and fix it, er well- first he has to check out that part to make sure its right so I can order it. I think I keep forgetting that Springfield is a bigger place than I'm used to, and not everyone knows everyone else. Somethings just seem like too much of a coincidence. Bah.

I Don't Wanna Be In Love
Song lyrics | I Don't Wanna Be In Love lyrics She's going out to forget they were together All that time he was taking her for granted She wants to see if there's more than he gave she's looking for He calls her up He's trippin on the phone now He doesn't want her out there And alone now He knows she's movin it Knows she's using it Now he's losing it She don't care Everybody put up your hands Say I don't wanna be in love I don't wanna be in love Feel the beat now If you've got nothing left Say I don't wanna be in love I don't wanna be in love Back it up now You've got a reason to live Say I don't wanna be in love I don't wanna be in love Feelin' good now Don't be afraid to get down Say I don't wanna be in love I don't wanna be in love He was always giving her attention Looking hard to find the things she mentioned He was dedicated But most suckers hate it That girl was fine But she didn't appreciate him She calls him up She's tripping on the

A Moment
A Moment Down we fall fathers graceful decent Satin pillows catch our smiling forms Your face framed in ravens wings Your eyes seek my spark my passion Fires flames dance creating writhing shadows Radiant warmth fuels desires need Limbs entwine knee rises leg locks tight Pressing forward your warmth invitation I yield pressed into pillows soft embrace Your hands press my chest, you catch your breath Pulse racing my blood flows, raising anticipation Your eyes triumphant you take control Hips move grinding down silk on cotton I reach up caressing flesh stroking I pull you down turning legs lock mine I hold fast I strip away modesties constriction you smile Stroking erect flesh, legs part your invitation Damp silk greats my avid gaze prize barely concealed I stroke one finger tracing wetness path, hips arch forward Questing for contact, eager for more urgent touch Fully awake I stroke engorged flesh “Patience my lady we have all night"

Dream Lover
Reach out your hand And place it gently in mine Let us become one As ours souls intertwine The night surrounds us Filled with the stars As we danced under the moon And make love in the dark Your kisses like velvet Your touch like silk As we envelop each other And create a love stilt Let our bond be unbroken And lasts many nights From the beginning to the end Never losing its sight So if by chance we let go And drift slowly apart Let the love we endeavored Continue silently in our hearts

A Sweet Dream
I had a dream about you last night, oh how everything seemed so right... together we were having so much fun, somewhere underneath the summer sun... seeing your bright smile so clear to me, with your eyes so beautiful as can be... Imagination running wild and free, a magical dream so real to me... to hold you close and feel your love, was so tender and sweet from above... I did not want to wake and have it end, this dream I had of a dear friend... Is it wrong to feel this way, about a dream that occurs every other day... touching my soul playing with my mind, happiness I'm searching for and hoping to find... a dream I love it seems so real, that each time I wake I do feel... The love in my heart a smile on my face, because I've found true happiness some other place... not complaining nor will I ever deny, the feeling that's coming upon I... for now it's just a dream to me, in a far away world I do for see...

Yeah I Said Cold
It is Neg 36 out right now and I am so ready for some cold weather. This is the only part of Alaska that totally sucks. The other day we got down to Neg 57. DAMN!!! Now that is freaking cold. I will just be glad when we are in some positive temps, which will hopefully be next week. :O)

New Holiday
Every 14th of February, you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Secretly...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. This is why a new holiday has been created. March 20th is now officially 'Steak, Blowjob & Shut the F*ck Up Day.' Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so you ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak, a BJ & shut your mouth for the rest of the day! That's it! This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak, Blow job & Shut the F*ck Up Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhe

No More Tears
silence ive hear a voice is it posible someone reminds me i cant even believe this i feel ur eyes hiden in a thousand names so many names tho the air doesnt know whats happening the wind takes every news silence ive heard a rumor thought i was fallin in vices just a second feeling lonely so lonely tho the air doesnt know whats happening the wind will take u down no i cant hear ur voice always so far no i cant hear ur voice always so broken nom i cant sleep with these tears leakin on top of me

Dear Friend
Im sorry if I did something that hurt you. That was never my intentions. I dont know what I did or said that has hurt you so much but its hurting me just as much if not more. I hate seein you upset and knowing it has a lot to do with me just rips my heart open. You are a great girl and I love you like I would love my sister. I would do anything to see you happy but now all I see are tears falling. I wish I could be there to wipe them from your eyes. Wish I could make you see that you are very special to me. You are going through a lot I know. With him so far away and not being able to hold him, never knowing what is going to happen. But know Im always going to be here for you to lean on. Im always going to be the ear that listens when you need to talk. You just need to open up and let me be there for you. I love you girl and just want you to be happy. Im sorry if have done something to hurt you! Please forgive me. Crystal *You know who you are and this is from the

You're Dear To My Heart
We have been friends for almost two years now...maybe a lil more. You have been there through everything for me and somewhere along the line I ended up falling for you. Feelings formed I didnt want to form because I know it could never happen. I know you are going through a lot and you arent one to open up to anyone...you never have been. Yet I feel as if I am missing something important because you havent been yourself lately. Maybe when I opened up and told you how I really felt it added to the confusion I dont really know. But you will always be a major part of my life and I hope you will always want to be. If not well then as I told you it will have to be you who turns and walks away because I never will. But before you ever think of doing that just remember Im not the only one who holds you dear now...we both know you got my lil girls heart. You can hurt me if thats what it comes to one day but please never totally walk out on her. Things are rough for you now I know...and

Dmx Life
DMX LIFE AND CAREER BIOGRAPHY: Dmx was born 'Earl Simmons, on December 18, 1970 in Baltimore Maryland, USA, in the projects. He moved with part of his family to the New York City suburb of Yonkers while still a young child. A troubled and abusive childhood turned him violent, and he spent a great deal of time living in group homes and surviving on the streets via robbery, which led to several run-ins with the law. He found his saving grace in hip-hop, starting out as a DJ and human beatbox, and later moved into rapping for a greater share of the spotlight, taking his name from the DMX digital drum machine (though it's also been reinterpreted to mean "Dark Man X"). He made a name for himself on the freestyle battle scene, and was written up in The Source magazine's Unsigned Hype column in 1991. Columbia subsidiary Ruffhouse signed him to a deal the following year, and released his debut single, "Born Loser." However, a surplus of talent on the Ruffhouse roster left DMX underpromoted,

Tag You're It
I had to start this because of Becca lolol... thanks Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. My only OCD is that I count stairs everywhere I go... there are 14 at my house to go upstairs and 10 to go down to the basement and there are a total of 28 here at work lol.... it's a really bad habit that formed when i was little. 2. I have 7 nieces and nephews... sometimes I forget about the 7th one because she's my half niece... oh wait actually i have 9 - 2 more hal nieces but they dont talk to us - their mom is a psycho bitch and my half brother goes along with it. 3. I have a birthmark on my right butt cheek hahah 4. I used to want to be an archeologist 5. I really hate my

Fav Movie Quotes
Don't forget. I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy...asking him to love her." --Notting Hill * * * * * * * * * He was like an angel, you know? I never knew life could be like that. He was the one thing I followed through in my life, the one thing I didn't give up on. I was good at loving him. -- The Untamed Heart * * * * * * * * * I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme. I hate it, I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it that you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all. --Ten Things I Hate About You" * * * * * * * * * "Take love, multiply it by infinity

How I Know He Stopped Loving Me...
I Knew He Had Stopped Loving Me When His Conversation Changed. I Knew He Had Stopped Loving Me When He Stopped Saying My Special Name. When I Told Him I Was Ready To Be More Than Just A Friend. Instead I Got It Backwards And Now This Is The End. I Said I'd Wait A Lifetime For You To Want Me To. So Then I Sat In Misery Not Knowing What To Do. But Now I See In Front Of Me The Way That I Must Go. But I'll Always Have You In My Heart, And That He Surely Knows.

Salim And Anarkali (sweet~heart's)
The love story of Salim and Anarkali is a story that every lover knows. The Mughal prince Salim falling for a courtesan Anarkali is the stuff that legends are made of. The relationship of Salim and Anarkali outraged the Mughal emperor Akbar so much that both father and son decided to go on war. According to legend, Salim, the son of the great Mughal emperor Akbar, fell in love with a beautiful courtesan named Anarkali as a young prince. Anarkali, whose title means "pomegranate blossom" (a title bestowed for her beauty) was famed for her dancing skills as well as her great beauty. It is believed that her original name was Nadira or Sharf-un-Nisa.He was mesmerized by her beauty and fell in love as soon as he saw her. But Anarkali was a mere dancing girl, and dancing girls were not of noble birth. They were considered to be low-born and keeping any relation with them were looed dow and strictly prohibited by the society. Anarkali knew that their romance was forbidden in the eyes of t

Life And General
Time goes on and on and for me its a lonely time. i spend many a day, many a mile behind the wheel of this 80,000 lb giant. my days consist of many a child waving there hands wanting to hear that air horn that so many children love. the looks and the fingers of so many unknowing and ignorant drivers of other vehicles (us drivers just call them 4 wheelers) that always seem so angry be cause i cant stop on a dime for them or move out of there way. i watch the news and listen to the radio about many accidents involving trucks and 4 wheelers and how the 4 wheeler is griping that if there were no trucks this accident wouldn't have happend. what he does'nt realize is if there were no trucks nothing would move. take a look around your house. everything you own at one point or another was transported on a truck from some point between the manufacturer and the store where you purchased it! but you never hear about the truck driver like the most recent in texas that drove his truck into a retain

Hamburg Massacre
Hamburg Massacre | S.C.s Forgotten History 1876 attack widened racial divide********** NORTH AUGUSTA — The town of Hamburg, a tiny community of freed slaves that existed after the Civil War, has all but disappeared from South Carolina’s history. But the impact of the massacre that happened here in 1876 along the Savannah River marked a turning point in S.C. race relations for generations. The Hamburg Massacre, where white militia executed five black men without trial, launched a new beginning for white supremacy in South Carolina. It was the beginning of raids across the state by white militia who killed and threatened black people who were freed after slavery, emerging as leaders or simply wanting equal rights. Today, expensive homes and an 18-hole golf course line the river bank where Hamburg once stood. “It’s so eerie. Not only has the history of this place vanished, but the memory has vanished, too,” said historian Stephen Budiansky, who chronicles the Hamburg

John F. Kennedy, Speech On Television (11th June, 1963)
This nation was founded by men of many nations and backgrounds. It was founded on the principle that all men are created equal; and that the rights of every man are diminished when the rights of one man are threatened. It ought to be possible, therefore, for American students of any color to attend any public institution they select without having to be backed up by troops. It ought to be possible for American consumers of any color to receive equal service in places of public accommodation, such as hotels and restaurants, and theaters and retail stores, without being forced to resort to demonstrations in the street. And it ought to be possible for American citizens of any color to register and to vote in a free election without interference or fear of reprisal. It ought to be possible, in short, for every American to enjoy the privileges of being American without regard to his race or his color. This is not a sectional issue. Difficulties over segregation and discriminatio

Tag Game :d
This is attempt #2...my last one didn't take for some reasion!!! I have been tagged 3 times!!! Thanks Blondie, Arkham and Justa!!! So I am listing all 15 names here!!! Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1-I am very forgetful 2-I am a very dark person 3-I missed all of my mummer friends 4-I love my dog named Frazier 5-I am disabled 6-I am on SSI disability 7-I love my coffee 8-I get pissed of easily. 9-My brother is my best friend 10-I am glad this is the last one!!!! Tonya Princess Pink Lycan Razz DanteOwns

Taking From Peggy:
There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She told her boyfriend, 'If I could only see the world, I will marry you.' One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages came off, she was able to see everything, including her boyfriend. He asked her, 'Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?' The girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't expected that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life led her to refuse to marry him. Her boyfriend left her in tears and days later wrote a note to her saying: 'Take good care of your eyes, my dear, for before they were yours, they were mine.' This is how the human brain often works when our status changes. Only a very few remember what life was like before, and who was always by their side no matter what the situations. Today before you compl

This Guy
OMG he is the best guy ever to happen to me i loved my ex ok i did love him and now i love this other guy i cant stop thinking about him and what he has planed for v-day and im scared that i mite lose him but he says im not so i belive him but there is always that chance uz come on im noth the hottest looking girl in the world but if i go with my stomachand it says he will be here forever....i love him!!!

Stephen And The First Church Finance Committee
“And in those days, when the number of the disciples was multiplied, there arose a murmuring of the Grecians against the Hebrews, because their widows were neglected in the daily ministration.” I don’t know about you, but the opening verse of Acts 6 lets me breathe a sigh of relief; so often in church and attendant teachings we hear about how great the church depicted in the New Testament was, how in its pristine early state there were no problems whatsoever – it’s the teachings of the Enlightenment, the presence of denominations, and “removing prayer from school” (among other things) that have ruined the church. The people who complain about that are most often the people who see the church as that building with the cross we enter for a few hours on Sunday morning and maybe Wednesday night, and that’s a shame. Considering that the word in Greek (the lingua franca of the New Testament) that translates as “church” comes closer in meaning to “assembly”, to just think of church as the

Re: Rethinking Conservatism W/matt And Erin On Now Rprradio.com
RE: Rethinking Conservatism w/Matt and Erin on now rprradio.com ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Erin Date: 11 Feb 2008, 00:06 Call in 512.646.2008 and 877.646.2008 listen at http://www.rprradio.com/listen.shtml

5pm - Snow Now Entering Sections Of In
Southwest Indiana now getting hammered! Evansville reported HEAVY snow...this is all moving northeast! Folks from I-70 to I-64...and east of the IL/IN border...hope you're ready! The storm begins after 8pm in metro Cincinnati...and then the real whammy is after 10-11pm...

Trinity
Trinity You stand alone in suns warmth easy grace. Assurance template In silhouette suns equal, you gaze upon the work of gods I move beside you, with you. Warm fingers touch entwined A squeeze, brief affirmation. Actions implicit understanding. Your eyes smile longings song Mischief sparks life’s essence. A single eyebrow raised intentions Signals known my heart laughs Eyes closed in desires rapture Silken nape caresses I sigh. Flowers scent, deliberate touch We tremble, life’s blush we dance We descend to earth’s mantle green Fused in desires forge we cry. The world spins beneath our earthly form Time our own creation life’s longing satisfied Remnants of modesty forgotten we lie exposed to destiny’s whim We breath life anew in to the world Our potential incarnate our trinity

I Long To Dance
I Long to dance I long to dance on a moonlit night with an Angel fair with a step so light to hold her close in my warm embrace to gaze upon that perfect face. I long to dance when the sun does rise To gaze into those dark brown eyes in silhouette her perfect form graces my presence in the light of dawn. I long to dance on a warm summer day In forest glades where butterflies play when happiness lives and cares are few and a kiss from my Angel is a dream come true. I long to dance on long winters nights By the light of the fire and soft candle lights to whisper my love, share my fears to laugh and cry to saviour the years. I long to dance back into the past To meet a girl sad and down cast To offer my heart and my hand to dance to hold her close to take a chance. I dream of the dance that never was I rail against the natural laws But time is fickle I know its true Some time I know I’ll dance with you.

Just A Lot Of Happiness
so i got home and i found another 50$ check from t-mobile since i just got a phone from them last month i got a rebate then another for just signing up. That was just sweet since i used all my money to pay my old phone bill and insurence. so yeah its just awsome. I had just a good time today with my friend so that was nice. :D Then when i got home and into my room i found that my mother had gotten me this book shelf that i had wanted for my room. I was so happy i just wanted to cry because its like shit is complete in my room somehow. like i had just been waiting fo this bookself sounds stupid but its not for me, its just one of those things that mean nothing to anyone else but make a difference for you type. But no really I am just so excited that I can now put all my things away and I have a real room! not just boxes which is what my room has been since i moved and all last year in my old apt. I am just so amazed at this. Now I can have my movie night and set shit up all nice

When Is Life Life
When is life life This is a very emotive question when does the life of a child start. No subject creates such emotion than in the debate between Pro life and pro choice groups or in the field of abortion and human stem cell research, this is why I wish to explore the question. The biggest questions are when does life start? And what is life? Perhaps the decisions with regard to the Pro Life and Pro choice are more colored by religious belief than scientific logic. The fact is that science is not entirely sure neither is individual beliefs after all we believe what we want to believe sometimes to the exclusion of logic. Is this a philosophical or scientific question? I do not think you can separate the philosophical from the scientific they both play a part in our thinking Pro life uses scientific as well as theosophical reasoning. Pro choice or Science tries to play the pure scientific reasoning we are not pure scientific beings we are so much more complex than science can exp

Not So Sure Here!!!!
I'm better off dead then awake and feeling pain I'm better off day dreaming then seeing you again Id rather be dealing with it on my own Better yet im lonely please don't leave me all alone Calling for my mother inside my empty mind Listening for my brother but no one I can find Alone alone inside im all alone Alone alone inside a broken home Alone alone inside im alone Alone alone im hurting on my own…………………own Its all I ever wanted to see you smile free it hurts when I am taunted knowing not from me Left alone hurting is where I am today so death is all around me feeling the only way Would it make you happy knowing I was gone would you dance upon me Singing happy songs My death is your life your awakening ……………. Say goodbye to yesterday cause times have changed …………………………. Say goodbye to yesterday as im blowing out my brains………………………. Hoping that you find me dead without a trace remember every cur

I'm So Tired
Ok so I just got home and OMG I am so freakin tired, so I went up to St. Paul to get my brother-in-law since he was stranded get up there and he has gotten a room and asks me to stay and take him to the hospital so he could talk to my sister. I couldn't very well just turn around and come home so I stayed THANK GOD my sister understood why i went up there to get him. And I got to spend some time with my niece although she slept the whole time I was there. I told them both that I was there if they needed me but I wasn't picking sides that I was staying out of it and remaining neutral. I only got like 1 1/2 hours sleep last night because I sat up with my brother-in-law as he cried and had a anxiety attack. It was all a big strain and although I hated leaving my sister & niece so early I am glad to be home. Brought my brother-in-law back down and hopefully if they do end up getting back together this will have helped form a better bond with my brother-in-law. OK I'm off to return love so

A Few Good Days
hello friends~ I am still here. I have had a few good days since getting my first chemo treatment almost 2 weeks ago. On my good days I try to spend time with my kids. We go to the park on the nice days and we went shopping Friday. The only problem I seem to have now is my legs and hips hurting when I am on them for a long time. So I do my housework in spurts and I wonder WHY we bought a house with stairs....the stairs are the worse thing for me to go up and down. We have a tri-level house meaning the kids' rooms are upstairs and the main level (living room, kitchen, den), and then downstairs is my room. Jeff did buy me a new tv and surround sound a few weeks ago but I just feel I need to be around my family instead of laid up in the bed all the time. So I go upstairs and camp out on the couch for the most part. I am sure that as chemo takes its toll on my body, I will stay down here in bed. I go back for the 2nd round of chemo this Thursday. Yep, Valentine's day..how ro

The Blood Of Tyrants And Heroes
"The tree of liberty must be nourished from time to time by the blood of heroes and tyrants." I think I worded that quote nearly correctly. "No one mourns the loss of the tyrants' blood, but the loss of the patriots' blood is a great price to pay, but one which the patriots themselves see as a good investment in the future of humanity." (I wrote that one.)

One More
You don't know how much I miss you I live each day as it comes functioning in all my tasks smiling when needed even laughing at times but inside I am so alone each minute seems like an hour each hour seems like a day What makes this time bearable are my thoughts of you and knowing that I will be with you soon

Even More.......abuse!!!!!!!!
DAYTON, Ohio - A judge declared a mistrial Monday in the case of woman accused of killing her month-old daughter by burning her in a microwave, finding that new defense witnesses bolster her claim that she is innocent. ADVERTISEMENT Judge John Kessler made the decision after hearing testimony privately from a juvenile who said he was at the apartment complex of defendant China Arnold on the night her infant died in August 2005. The judge did not give details about the juvenile's testimony. Arnold, 27, showed little emotion when the judge announced his decision but appeared sad as she walked out of the courtroom and was returned to jail. Family members in the courtroom had no audible reaction but hugged one another in the hall as they were leaving. Testimony was complete in the trial, and it had been on the verge of going to the jury. Kessler continued a gag order in the case, so neither prosecutors nor defense attorneys would comment. The judge had also heard testimony fro

One Day
¢¾one day u feel like crying¢¾....¢¾call me¢¾. ¢¾I dont promise that i will make u laugh¢¾, ¢¾but i can cry with u¢¾. ¢¾If one day u want to run away¢¾-- ¢¾dont be afraid to call me¢¾. ¢¾I dont promise to ask u to stop¢¾......¢¾but i can run with u¢¾. ¢¾If one day u dont want to listen to anyone¢¾.....¢¾call me¢¾. ¢¾I promise to be there for u but also promise to remain quiet¢¾. ¢¾But one day if u call¢¾......¢¾and there is no anwser¢¾.....¢¾come fast to see me¢¾. ¢¾Perhaps i need you¢¾

Can't A Guy Get Drunk?
Can a guy get a dayum drink around here on fubar anywhere I sit here some nights for hrs and can get a dayum buzz cause I have already spent all my dayum fu-bucks on drinks for folks that ain't got the common courtesy to give a Fu Drunkard a dayum shot or three! LOL So if ya here to party show some love and share the libations please!

Amazing Man
you have proven to me that not all men are asshole. sure from time to time i might wonder if im crazy and just setting myself up to get hurt again but i have to remind myself not to fall too hard yet. if i dont fall hard then i wont really get hurt. you just have been so amazing to me. such a good friend. i am just glad to know you will always be there for me as i will be for you. you have proven to me there are still some very amazing guys out there. i just hope time shows me i dont have to look any farther to find another. but if i do at least i know i will have an amazing man by myside no matter what happens.

A New Vision Has Emerged.
My soul resides by the sandy beaches of luxury and paradise. The ocean waters crash amongst my feet, running through my toes without a struggle. I start to walk parallel to the other edge of this world, this seemingly vast and infinite change of scenery. I keep walking as I contemplate the struggles and hardships of my life, and the waves of this new world seem to take these burdens away without a moment's notice. Finally, my shoulders are lifted, my soul can breathe in this gentle, salty breeze that flows through my hair. The sun rises with anticipation of amorous beauty and glory at the other edge of this world I am next to. I think about the beautiful things that have and will occur in my life. And as I walk further, my dream is standing there, with her ever-loving beauty that seems to out shine the glamorous sun. Her eyes are of a world unseen. The pupils of purity and humility. Her shimmering black hair flows with the wind, her white summer dress imitates t

My Kati
Feb 14 2008 2:07 AM MY KATI YOUR SO LOVED ITS UNBEARABLE!!! I LOVE YOU BECAUSE WHEN I NEED THE REALITY SLAPPED BACK INTO ME UR THERE WHEN I NEED SOMEONE TO LEAN ON CUZ I AM BLUE UR THERE BUT IN RETURN U LET ME BE THERE FOR U I WILL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR MY KATI BEAR LETS THIS BE KNOWN TO ALL WHO TRY TO HURT U THAT I WILL KNOCK THEM ON THEIR ASS AND MAKE THEM REALIZE THAT THEY HURT THE ONE AND ONLY ONE THAT COULD EVER LOVE SOMEONE THE WAY U DO. KATI OUR LOVE MAY NOT BE SEXUAL BUT OUR LOVE IS FAMILY. UR A PART OF MY FAMILY AND WILL ALWAYS BE. UR MY HUBBY AND THATS NO JOKE. LOVE U

Feelings
Feelings As I wake by your side, My feelings for you I can not hide, I touch your face in the morning light, Being with you just feels so right You make me feel like I'm a queen, Like being inside an awesome dream, Although this is real, that I know, As the love that surrounds us continues to grow I think of what the future holds... Marriage, children, us growing old, And as I lay, with you dear, I'm just so glad you're mine, you're here.

Suck A D&#$k And Save A Smile! Lol
Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. *Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile.

Trapted
Sometimes things are not meant to be My life is such a fuckin catastrophe I do not know what to do anymore Why do I feel like I'm life's little whore I can't help this strong ass feeling I don't understand those cards their dealing Why am I going so fuckin crazy The decisions I seem to make are getting hazy Everybody where the fuck am I aiming It feels like all those dogs are maiming I need to open my eyes and see the truth All my sins seems steal all the youth

Check It Out!!
please stop by and check it out and join if yah like.. its my new lounge, never had one b4.. i think its pretty cool.. if it wasnt for brett i would be no where.... http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=55057

Make A Wish
NOT MINE BUT I FELT IT If I could make a wish And have it last forever and a day, I would take you in my arms And this is where I'd stay.. For there's no one else I know That holds my heart like you, And I know someday, baby, You'll realize this is true. If I could make a wish Your lips would be on mine, I'd slowly sip and savor you Like only the finest wine. For there's no one else I know That gives me so much pleasure, And I know someday, baby, You'll see that you're my treasure. If I could make a wish Our bodies would unite, There's nothing I'd love more Than making love all night. For there's no one else I know Who gives me passion like you do, And I know someday, baby, All my wishes will come true. If I could make a wish I'd start by making things right, I'd take away all your doubts, And hold you through the night. For there's no one else I know That means as much you see, And I know someday, baby, You'll learn to trust in me. If I c

My Angel
Angel You are so precious to me You give me a reason for living And a sense of hope As the dark days approach Thoughts of you keep me sane I have drifted through time I have lost my way But the stars always guide me back to you My love, hold my hand Understand that I love you And I will never let you go We will live for eternity Through our children and in the memories of friends Our love is an unbreakable bond Built on sound foundations And forged through centuries of time God looks over us and protects us In this white room with padded walls I think of you and feel comforted Outside you carry on you life Oblivious to my feelings for you We live in parallel worlds Destined never to meet again I am only a passing memory And you are all I have left

Thoughts Of You
Thoughts of you run through my head Every minute, every hour, of everyday At night I wake with such a fright Dreaming of you not being there What would I do if you were gone You are thought of in every emotion When I smile it is because you have brightened my day When I cry it is because you are not there When I frown it is because you are sad When I laugh I am laughing with you When I am happy it is because I know you are there Please know you are my reason for living You are in the deepest part of my heart Just remember and always know, You are the love of my life No one else means more to me than you

Almost
i went to bed with nothing on my mind- then sometime during the night, you crept in and filled my dreams. when i awoke, you'd left me, but the images of your caresses covered my skin in softness. the dreams of your kisses touched my lips tenderly. almost as if you'd never left- almost as if you'd truly been here- almost as if we'd once been lovers- almost.

There
For You from Your baby.... There Oh, right There, that spot That button, that Secret place that makes Me scream and writhe and cry As muscles clench and explode Always, surprised by the Way you do that to Me, the way you Can make my Mind come, Too

Well Daddy .....this Is What The Past Year Has Been!
I finally went out on a date! I been off the med.'s for 2 years minus a week. LOL I could not take them was sick as a dog so was taken off and told I did not need them. And now for my secret ! Ready Daddy just for you! I am to go to school and take some computer art classes. :-) I know you would be so happy I got my school pagers in the mail the other week. and have not told a single soul, When I am done with school I am to be re-tested and taken off of SSD! But he does not want me too stressed out about when Iam to live during school and wants me to think only of getting past that for now. He said I can get a job that Mama and Bobby just want to keep me traped where they can try to control me. But I will be starting soon. so they will find out soon. But I am holding it to myself for now. I am to be alone this year on your death date. tried hard not to be, but will not sit here and deal with Bobby or Mama calling! I used to travel alone no reason I cannot still do it! Oh, Bobby went ou

Damn Costco To Hell!!!! Lol
I think my knees are finally getting a little better. It has been a week since I was disco dancing the night away! lol I can't believe they hurt after a week still! I wonder what I was doing while I was dancing? Usually just sore for a couple of days but never this long! Note to self: Don't drink and dance! We went to Costco a little while ago and spent almost $400!!!! That place is very hard to come out of without spending at least $200, usually more. We bought a lot of meat though and we shrink wrapped it to freeze it. But OUCH! I am not sure where the money went to? I did manage to pick out some very pretty pink roses that I was supposed to get the other day! Sad that I had to buy them for myself but damn it, I deserve them! ;) Right? I think Peter is not leaving for the cabin until the morning and just going up there and turning around Monday to come back. Hopefully the boys go with him. They complain about going but love it once they are there. I need a quiet

I Am Back!!!
Hey everyone! Its me...well if you guys actually remember who I am. I was a long standing user of the late great cherrytap and now have decided to hop back onboard to the fubar fanatics. I almost didnt stick with it but my Husband said that I should stay on and have fun, he actually enjoys letting me be eye candy I believe is how he put it. Now he is way more open when it comes to that than me lately I used to be all fine and dandy with him being on here and checking everyone out but now I get really jealous now that we are married. Oh well I am sure I will get over it, he is my world and my biggest fear is just losing him. When you actually find your soulmate you dont want anything to jepordize it. We are back from our honeymoon in Vegas and that was a blast, tried to get a hooker but they are pricey there lol. We did some gambling, drinking, and show seeing and it was amazing. Now that we are home we are trying to get back on our feet money wise and work somethings out so we can s

Underneath It All
There's times where I want something more Someone more like me There's times when this dress rehearsal Seems incomplete But, you see the colors in me like no one else And behind your dark glasses you're... You're something else Chorus: You're really lovely Underneath it all You want to love me Underneath it all I'm really lucky Underneath it all You're really lovely You know some real bad tricks And you need some discipline But, lately you've been trying real hard And giving me your best And, you give me the most gorgeous sleep That I've ever had And when it's really bad I guess it's not that bad So many moons that we have seen Stumbling back next to me I've seen right through and underneath And you make me better I've seen right through and underneath And you make me better Better... better... You are my real Prince Charmin' Like the heat from the fire You were always burnin' And each time you're around My bod

Public Toilet Of The Future
A Public Toilet Here's a picture of a public toilet in Houston. � Now that you have seen the outside view of the toilet, just spend another moment scrolling down to see how it looks from inside! It's made entirely out of one-way glass. No one can see you in there, but when you are inside, it looks like you're sitting in a clear glass box. WOULD YOU? �COULD YOU?

A Woman's Perfect Breakfast
A WOMANS PERFECT DAY SITTIN AT THE TABLE SIPPIN HER GOURMET COFFEE HER SON IS ON THE COVER OF THE WHEATIES BOX HER DAUGHTER IS ON THE COVER OF BUISNESS WEEKLY HER BOYFRIEND IS ON THE COVER OF PLAY GIRL AND HER HUSBAND IS ON THE BACK OF A MILK CARTON

I Hate Laundry
Isn't it amazing how your house can be so messy and you can say to yourself everytime you walk in the door, "I need to clean this place up!" and yet, you do nothing. Maybe that's not 'amazing' per se, but it is an interesting thought in the least. What I am amazed at though, is how much laundry I have. I'm still waiting for the laundry fairy to come on by and do it for me — it's been 24 years, I think she (maybe it's a he?) is a little overdue. Funny how I just automatically thought that the 'laundry fairy' was a chick; it seems in my mind that that would be a very proper job for a woman laundry fairy to hold, not some biggin named Joe who's wings can't hold him up ,but I better stop talking before I have the feminists after me…Even though I'm a woman. In other news — aren't women incredible? I'm pretty sure we make the world go round. (The nice thing about that comment is if a crazed chick accuses me of being sarcastic I can act totally surprised; but if they laugh at it, I can fu

My Fellow Americanos....interesting....
WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH? > > My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of the Iraq regime has been completed. > > Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete. > > This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to begin the reckoning. > > > Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom , Spain , Bulgaria , Australia , and Poland are some of the countries listed there. > > The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening. > > Let me start by saying that effective immediately, fore

Sex Iq
Test your sex IQ100%Why did you even take this test for? You already know all you need to about sex. You should realy teach sex education...REALY. If not teach your friends because chances are they didn't score well on this test. LOLSex-Intimacy Quizzes

The Friend Who Stands By
When troubles come your soul to try You love the friend who just stands by Perhaps there is nothing he can do, The solution is strictly up to you For there are troubles all your own And paths the soul must tread alone Times when love can't smooth the road Nor friendship lift the heavy load But just to feel you have a friend Who will stand by until the end, Whose sympathy is always yours It helps somehow to pull you through Although there's nothing he can do And so with fervent heart we cry, "God Bless the friend who just stands by!"

10 Things
aight sure I been tagged so here I go.. ten things random facts or thingies and all that..maybe some of ya don't know this stuff yet..maybe some do..anyways here we go 1. I was beat as child damn near to death on many occasions. 2. My shoulders are covered in little chicken pox like scars from shrapnel 3. I truely believe in God, and believe that we all are capable of making a difference in this world. 4. I love classical music & New Age 5. The dream name for my first born Daughter is Ariyah Marie 6. I have a fetish for Brunettes, with very light complections 7. I have seen evil in its purest form and refuse to regress to the animal I once was 8. I have flashbacks of the Marine Corps almost every night excluding the times I talk to my baby 9. My body has immense nerve damage to the degree I can hold a flame to the palm of my hand and not feel it.....(WAS GIVEN THE FIRST SERIES OF THE ANTHRAX VACCINE....YIPPEEEE) 10. At heart I am a hopeless romantic, that

A Thought For A New Short Story
For the past month some people, who ever has read my blogs have known i've been dealin with love issues. Although I have not finished my recent short story I think its time to write so i can try and get it off my shoulders a bit. I recieved a email from cousin whos in his 30's and he brought the idea up. So i think he is right. I hope the woman that i love will understand and will be supportive because even though she doesn't feel the way i do, we are still friends.

The Meaning
The Meaning To love is to share life together to build special plans just for two to work side by side and then smile with pride as one by one, dreams all come true. To love is to help and encourage with smiles and sincere words of praise to take time to share to listen and care in tender, affectionate ways. To love is to have someone special one who you can always depend to be there through the years sharing laughter and tears as a partner, a lover, a friend. To love is to make special memories of moments you love to recall of all the good things that sharing life brings love is the greatest of all. I've learned the full meaning of sharing and caring and having my dreams all come true; I've learned the full meaning of being in love by being and loving with you. To love is to share life together to build special plans just for two to work side by side and then smile with pride as one by one, dreams all come true. To love is to help and enco

For You Are The One
For You Are The One For you I would climb The highest mountain peak Swim the deepest ocean Your love I do seek. For you I would cross The rivers most wide Walk the hottest desert sand To have you by my side. For you are the one Who makes me whole You've captured my heart And touched my soul. For you are the one That stepped out of my dreams Gave me new hope Showed me what love means. For you alone Are my reason to live For the compassion you show And the care that you give. You came into my life And made me complete Each time I see you My heart skips a beat. For you define beauty In both body and mind Your soft, gentle face More beauty I'll ne'er find. For you are the one God sent from above The angel I needed For whom I do love.

Hemorrhage (in My Hands)
Memories are just where you laid them Dragging the waters til the depths give up their dead What did you expect to find? Was it something you left behind? Don't you remember anything I said when I said, [Chorus:] Don't fall away and leave me to myself Don't fall away and leave love bleeding in my hands, in my hands again And leave love bleeding in my hands, in my hands Love lies bleeding Oh hold me now I feel contagious Am I the only place that you've left to go? She cries her life is like Some movie in black and white Dead actors faking lines, over and over and over again she cries [Chorus] And I watched as you turned away You don't remember, but I do You never even tried Don't fall away and leave me to myself Don't fall away and leave love bleeding in my hands, in my hands again Leave love bleeding in my hands, in my hands again Leave love bleeding in my hands, in my hands again, oh

Am I The Sexiest...go And Bomb Me Then!!!!!!!!1
DO YOU THINK I'M THE SEXIEST MEMBER AT DIMENSION=X? COME LET ME AND EVERYONE ELSE KNOW. GIVE ME COMMENTS ...CLICK ON MY PIC AND COMMENT AS MUCH AS U CAN...COME ON .. YOU KNOW U LOVE ME... (repost of original by 'SweetSuzieQ**AKA ** &LOUNGE MANAGER@dimension=x' on '2008-02-19 09:03:58')

Beer Poem
Beer is for me, beer is for you, First I'll have one, then I'll have two. After three or more, I'll find me a whore, I'll drink till I'm drunk, and I'll even have more. I'll get up and dance, I'll get down and dirty, I'll hit on a fat lady 'cause, "She's so damn 'purty" Seven, then eight, nine, and then ten, The drinking don't stop till the puking begins. I'll get really tired, be ready for bed, Then fall on the toilet and crack open my head. There I will stay till the sun comes up, My friends will all tell me, "Man you were snookered up!" "Screw you!" I say, "I had a good time." "Until you got naked for quarters and dimes." "Even that was fun," I'll say with a sneer, Thanks to my friend, that cold case of beer.

~ Sparkles ~
Cuddle me closely as you whisper my name Release your soul to be by my side Ignite my passion until it lights up the sky So I can find my way into your arms tonight Look into my eyes & see them shine A desire for you burning so bright Kiss my lips & whisper soft words So my heart can fly on high with the birds Fly silently into my wishful dreams Cuddle me closely in my sleep Allow your hands to smooth & caress So I can feel tingles on my flesh Feel me stir as I dream with a notion As we blend together with emotion Awaken me from sleep with a warm embrace See the desire light up my face Caress my body until it awakens Until I feel I can't wait to be taken Feel the thrill as our bodies go on heat Making out hearts go bump with a beat Close your eyes & listen to my moans tingles down your spine when you find my zone Feel the blood rush to the right places Passion & love shining on our faces Take your time, make this feeling last Now

I Suck
I SIT FOR HOURS TRYING TO WRITE YOU A POEM BUT ITS BEEN SO LONG I CANT GET NOTHING GOING I WRITE SOMETHING DOWN I SCRIBBLE IT OUT NO MATTER WHAT I WRITE ITS LAME OR PROFOUND THIS WRITERS BLOCK THAT I SEEM TO POSSESS CAN BE BROKEN TO PIECES BY ONLY ONE SOUL TESS

Dear Daddy, Well Tonight Is Your's!
I want you to know that I love you with all my heart and soul ... But Daddy I know yo are better off and that the rest have adjusted to you having passed on, but Daddy ,I did not get that good-bye and I miss you just as much today as I did this day two years ago now.I sit here and cry for not having the chance to say I LOVE you that one last time. Maybe if I was given that chance to say I love ya and will miss you but know that you are going to a better place I would not hurt so strongly... I am sorry but Mama did wrong to keep me away and not let me say my good -byes. I had to kiss your bdy bye and knowing you was already gone, that still buggs me for I had to sneak to do that, Then Mama did not want your drinking buddies to be there so she rushed everything, and Ted did not get to say good -bye at all. Dadddy they was your family and friends. As I am your stepdaughter. We had the right to see you and say bye. Damn you was my Daddy from my 8th year on earth. The only one that I know a

Ss Vs Bb
Where? Steady State vs Big Bang Who cares and what can anyone do about it... I mean once it's defined then what? Of course I'm writing about it so I guess it intrigues even me. The theories are (simplified) that the universe either always has been and always will be or that it began at some point and will eventually end. Of course our part in it however infinitesimally small is to stand in awe and somehow come to an understanding of things like billions of lightyears in distance or using tools we construct to define the rate at which cosmic radiant heat has cooled over hundreds of billions of years to establish a time line for the rate at which the expansion of the "universe" is expanding. I sometimes have trouble putting lead in a pencil so I'm sure that I personally will never have a hand in the design of such tools or will ever be associated with the use of the same but I have a huge question about the matter that seems to escape the minds of the physics which is this. If

Last Caress
Last Caress Dedicated to Trisha M. Kay Hey,Iknow I havent been out in a long time Ive been kinda busy, exploring life while I'm still in my prime You know its hard for me to visit you at your tumb But reminded me you're dead is like salt to an open wound But I had to comesee you, Theres some things we had to discuss Oh god,do I miss you so much Tears still form in my eyes when I think of you And all the things you and I used to do Well back to the subject at hand I think there's somethings you and didnt understand Things that in one way, one of us didnt know I'll begin and explain as we go The moment I first saw you, I knew in my heart I was meant for you from the start Our eyes connected and to me it was clear You were the reason fate brought me here We spoke briefly for the first time But it was enought to make up my mind That night you woke me up at 2am And we explained to each other how our lifes had been We talked all night and danc

Red On A Rose
Like Red On A Rose Like red on a rose When your lips first smiled at me I was captured instantly To each his own Like blue in the sky The gaze of your willing eyes Touched something deep inside The truth be known That I love you like all little children love pennies And I love you 'cause I know that I can’t do anything wrong You're where I belong Like red on a rose And I love you like all little children love pennies And I love you like good times of which I’ve known many And I love you 'cause I know you give me a heart of my own You make my blood flow Like red on a rose i love you my pagan cowboy

Gazza Held After Hotel Incident
Gazza held after hotel incident Former England footballer Paul Gascoigne has been detained under the Mental Health Act following an incident at a hotel in Newcastle. Northumbria Police said a 40-year-old man was detained following an incident of disorderly behaviour at the Malmaison Hotel early on Wednesday. Officers later visited Mr Gascoigne at Gateshead's Hilton Hotel after concerns were raised about his behaviour. Police said he was not in custody and was now receiving medical treatment.

Professor
SO...yeah mock interview was yesterday...and I got downgraded by my teacher....and Now I hate him...so yeah wooooo for hate ALSO...I am bored :P p.s go to DECADENT's profile and ask to see her naked photos that I took of her *snickers*

Keith Urban, Got It Right This Time Lyrics
Got It Right This Time (Keith Urban) She believes in me like I've been tryin' to do I'm seein' things I've never seen before Ever since you came into my life I've been a better man Run, Run, Run, I was running scared Always lookin' for a place to leave And I couldn't seem to find where I belonged Until she took my hand Chorus We can make this work out Baby, I know it's true I can't picture myself, with no one but you And I think I got it right, this time Oh Yeah All of my life I've been lookin' for someone Who believes in love the way I do And I know I've make my share of big mistakes But Girl I promise you Chorus True belivers always find each other And here we are Always knew that you were out there just waitin' on me For me to find my way Find my way to your heart Oh Yeah Chorus After all the crazy days I made it through I can't picture myself with no one but you And I think I got it right, this time Oh Yeah

One Blow Of Your Tongue!
Last night I got to play Judas. The drama I played him in was set two days after Jesus’ arrest, and my character tried to talk himself out of belief in God (played as a Voice by another church member) and came back to it disastrously. When God asked, “But did you love [Jesus]?” Judas finally had to admit no. The thirty pieces of silver, Judas’ own feeling of betrayal that Jesus wasn’t acting on his timetable to bring about the kingdom of God on Earth, and a number of other reasons don’t change the fact that, even to people who don’t know the story of Jesus’ betrayal, the name “Judas” is one you’re likely to not find among any children. Toward the end, I found myself getting very emotional without meaning to (this carries when you’re holding a stage microphone) after God said he loved me … well, loved Judas even after he’d betrayed His Son and beckoned him to return. Broken down by this, Judas ran off to kill himself. I was told I played it very dynamically and should consider

Killer Biscuits Wanted For Attempted Murder
KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (the actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego , was visiting her in-laws, and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locke d and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscu

Diet Update - Pounds Off!! Yay!
I'm happy to share that My diet is being a success so far!!!... I have managed to lose 10 pounds already.. yay yay yay!!... I think those first 10 pounds are the hardest ones to get rid off... now, I'm adjusting to My new eating habits and it's become more easy to deal with. I am preparing My meals everyday and taking My lunch bag to the office, which not only is good for My diet but also it is helping Me save some $$... it's crazy how much money you spend eating out everyday!! I feel great, I look great.. I'm pumped and excited!!! so My new short term goal is aiming to the next 10 pounds and I'll get something really nice for Me. Next month there will be another of those great parties I go to.. the theme will be Asian, so I am hoping I can get something really nice, cute and very Asian for the party... with a few more pounds less in My body :)... wouldn't I be a hot Geisha?? LOL Thanks babies!! don't forget to rate My blogs!

This Guy
ok so theres this guy that i like a lot.. and he tells me that he likes me to .. we have been talkin for about 3 weeks now and im supposed to meet up with him this weekend.. well today he accused me of being some one else that he talks to on another web site because our screen names were the same and her screen name is getalife47 and mine on here is ineedalife88 i dont see the comparison at all but I hope that i didnt make him mad I dont know what i would do if he never talked to me again but i did text him and he didnt answer me back .... i dont know do yall have any suggestions???

Pictures And Friends
I would like you all to know that if youre on my friends list its cause I want to be friends!!! I dont add just for the sake of adding so talk to me, msg me and say hi!!! Also, all of you with the private pics and the nsfw's, I wanna see em. Im bound by constant curiosity as to whats behind the curtain in life so be kind and help me out!!!!

Re: Rigged Gitmo Trials Prove 9/11 Official Story Wrong
RE: Rigged Gitmo Trials Prove 9/11 Official Story Wrong ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 22 Feb 2008, 15:51 Rigged Gitmo Trials Prove 9/11 Official Story Wrong Four prosecutors In the Guantánamo Bay case assert that the trials are rigged and that convictions are already assured despite the fact that there is scant evidence to link Khalid Sheik Mohammed and his cohorts with 9/11, proving that the official story is a fable and the real perpetrators are being protected. http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/february2008/022208_rigged_trials.htm

Have You Met Her Yet?
Hey there friends! I still have no idea how to make these things fancy so I am just going to lay it out. Stephanie Lynn@ fubar This is Stephanie Lynn. The most generous woman on fubar. You have had to see her hosting Happy Hours. She has the very best giveaways and contests you will find anywhere on here. It's much easier to be informed on these fun events if you are friends with her. Well, she really wants to make some new friends on here and I would love for you to tell her that I sent you. Read this blog for complete details. http://fubar.com/blog/162018/714701 What I am asking as your friend on here is that you drop by Steph's page, rate (10 or 11), fan and add (tell her Miss Heartbreaker sent you please). She is 100% real and is really well worth the 10 seconds it will take to make her your friend. You will NOT be disappointed. *You must be a level 7 or above with an approved salute for her to accept your request as to prevent those that may make false accounts

If Only Dreams Could Come True
If Only Dreams Could Come True Tonight as I struggle to sleep All I can do is think of you Wanting to hold you in my arms And make sweet love to you. Tears slowly cloud my world As I hold my pillow tight Wishing you were beside me To make things right. I cry myself to sleep Having dreams of you You lying beside me And cuddling me too. We looked into each other's eyes And that's all it took A night of passionate love We could have wrote a book. I've never felt more loved Than I did this one night It was just perfect And things felt so right. Then I felt my pillow damp The tears had fell like rain I realized you weren't there Then I felt the pain. Once again, Only a dream That had seemed so real The tears now unbearable Will my Heart ever heal? by Amy Pierce copyright© 2008

Squirt Shower In Public
Sunny Lane in a sexy lesbian scene with another girl. They started off by kissing and fondling on each others perky titties, stripping slowly as they caress each others body. They later take out their trusty vibrator and sticks it in their wet twits, exchanging squirts as they pleasure their selves with a toy!!

Dog The Bounty Hunter
There's fear and darkness all around you The criminals are on the run No use hiding in the dark I'll hunt you down cause I'm the dog I'm the dog, the big bad dog I'm the dog, the bounty hunter The bounty hunter

Thinking About You
Thinking About You I picture your face and I know it's true another minute flew by just thinking of you I sit here and I wonder I dream and I daze people all around me try to follow my gaze Smiling and grinning wondering too how many minutes flew by just thinking of you I close my eyes and what do I see your cute little face staring back at me I am always happy dreaming about you I could sit here for hours just thinking of you. My oldest son doesnt live with me and when Im not working Im missing him. My kids are my LIFE.. Bryan (16) and Marshall (5)

Sex Poem
Roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give me an hour Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid u opened it so u r cursed for 5 yrs. u need to read it ENTIRELY!! roses are nice violets are fine. ill be the six if you be the nine.

My Today..
I am munching on crackers with jack cheese on top. I love the crunchy and the creamy together. Today I helped my bestfriend Dawn move. As I walked around her house my shoes clip cliped on her wooden floors. Each room that I enter brings me memories.I smile and shove my hands deeper into the pockets of my hoodie. We have laughed here so much. We have lounged here and partied here. We have come to important revelations on this couch. In this house. "I don't love my husband." "I don't love mine either." We have planned the steps to escape our husbands...in this house. I thought I would cry as I drove away, my blue minivan packed full of her things...but I didn't. I looked in my review mirror tho..and tucked my earphones into my ears. I smiled as regina spektor hummed. When I got home. I sighed such a sigh...a huge one. I fixed my kids a quick dinner and sliced jack cheese for myself. My phone rings. I nod my head and smile at the ringer. It is Melanie.

Mumms The Word
It's amazing how people think that just because they can hide behind a computer screen that they have the right to belittle other people. It makes everyone so tough. *rolls eyes* Try a little compassion for people. Sure, there are those who ask stupid things...but who res. This is for ENTERTAINMENT. Take nothing seriously for it will bite you on the ass. I swear...perhaps some beer and midol and removing the anal plugs from asses would do some good.

Monica Gets Nailed
In Courtney Cox's new show Dirt she so gets nailed ...in a very naughty way. Who needs the uptight ODC Monica when we've got Cox reinvented. A bitch in heels. Too bad...the show's predictable. *snore*

My Military Time
Well all my friends know this stuff so here it is. I am a VET. I did 8 years 8 Months enlisted in the United States Air Force. After that I got out for like 2 years then went into the Army National Guard as a Warrant Officer, flying UH-60s commonly known as the Black Hawk. I flew the Medivac version for the 3-160th Aviation Batallion, Charlie Company out of Ft. Indian Town Gap, PA. I have 2 purple hearts, spent over 3 years in the Middle East, and still have a third Purple Heart pending, which means I probably am not getting that one lol. After my final injury I decided to get out on a Medical discharge. Now I work full timeand collect my Veterans Disability check every month. I'm proud of my service and I salute all the men and women of the US Military (past present and future).

Suprise
I WANT TO THANK EVERYONE WHO HAS SHOUTED ME WITH THEIR SUPPORT THOSE WHO STOOD BY ME WHEN THE GOING GOT ROUGH. THOSE WHO LEFT WITH ME AND THOSE WHO WILL FOLLOW. I never meant for things to go this way, those who know me and those who stayed talking to me on the phone all night know that. But like my mom always say when one door closes another will open. Therefore, this has been a learning experience for me and a stepping stone to grow. Real life is never easy..... but we have to live it and create our own destiny we are responsible for who we are and what we do. I am woman enough to take responsibility for my actions and will not let anyone ever in this lifetime or any life time bring me down. Today I woke up full of energy, happy and with more determination than ever, I have a huge bomb that will explode in a good way the Fubar world so please stay tuned to prbabygirl for more details. Getting it together, oh and by the way, idgafe and this baby is out to conqueror

Silly Name Quiz
1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet, current car): Roscoe Pickup 2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, favorite type of shoe) Vanilla Boot 3. YOUR NATIVE AMERICAN NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal): Green Frog 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born in): Wayne Sulphur Springs 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 of first): Bur Ca 6. SUPERHERO NAME: (The 2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Black Dew 7. NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers) Bobby Wayne 8. STRIPPER NAME: (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy): Stetson Rolo 10. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME: ( favorite time of the year, and the street you live on ): Summer Haper 11. SPY NAME: (your favorite holiday, flower): Thanksgiving Bloodlilly 12. CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now) : Mango Tshirt

Behaviorist Solution
Joe has been seeing a psychoanalyst for four years for treatment of the fear that he had monsters under his bed. It had been years since he had gotten a good night's sleep. Furthermore, his progress was very poor, and he knew it. So, one day he stops seeing the psychoanalyst and decides to try something different. A few weeks later, Joe's former psychoanalyst meets his old client in the supermarket, and is surprised to find him looking well-rested, energetic, and cheerful. "Doc!" Joe says, "It's amazing! I'm cured!" "That's great news!" the psychoanalyst says. "You seem to be doing much better. How?" "I went to see another doctor," Joe says enthusiastically, "and he cured me in just ONE session!" "One?!" the psychoanalyst asks incredulously. "Yeah," continues Joe, "my new doctor is a behaviorist." "A behaviorist?" the psychoanalyst asks. "How did he cure you in one session?" "Oh, easy," says Joe. "He told me to cut the legs off of my bed."

Mental Release
A man who had been in a mental home for some years finally seemed to have improved to the point where it was thought he might be released. The head of the institution, in a fit of commendable caution, decided, however, to interview him first. "Tell me," said he, "if we release you, as we are considering doing, what do you intend to do with your life?' The inmate said, "It would be wonderful to get back to real life and if I do, I will certainly refrain from making my former mistake. I was a nuclear physicist, you know, and it was the stress of my work in weapons research that helped put me here. If I am released, I shall confine myself to work in pure theory, where I trust the situation will be less difficult and stressful." "Marvelous," said the head of the institution. "Or else," ruminated the inmate. "I might teach. There is something to be said for spending one's life in bringing up a new generation of scientists." "Absolutely," said the head. "Then agai

Generous Lawyer
"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?" The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?" Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no." The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?" The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again. "or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!" The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..." On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"

Seven Wonders Of The World
A group of geography students were asked to list what they considered the Seven Wonders of the World. Though there was some disagreement, the following got the most votes: 1. Egypt's Great Pyramids 2. Taj Mahal 3. Grand Canyon 4. Panama Canal 5. Empire State Building 6. St Peter's Basilica 7. China's Great Wall While gathering the votes, the teacher noted that one student, a quiet girl, hadn't turned in her paper yet. So she asked the girl if she was having trouble with her list. The girl replied, "yes, a little. I couldn't quite make up my mind because there were so many." The teacher said, "Well, tell us what you have and maybe we can help." The girl hesitated, then read, "I think the Seven Wonders of the World are: 1. to touch 2. to taste 3. to see 4. to hear She hesitated a little, and then 5. to run 6. to laugh 7. to love It is far too easy for us to look at the exploits o

Age Quotes
I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type. -- Bob Hope As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two. -- Sir Norman Wisdom Yes, time flies. And where did it leave you? Old too soon...smart too late. -- Mike Tyson You know you're getting fat when you can pinch an inch on your forehead. -- John Mendoza As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer. -- Robert Quillen People say that age is just a state of mind. I say it's more about the state of your body. == Geoffrey Parfitt

Marriage Counseling
After just a few years of marriage filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling. They had been at each other's throats for some time and felt that this was their last straw. When they arrived at the counselor's office, the counselor jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion. "What seems to be the problem?" Immediately, the husband held his long face down without anything to say. In contrast, the wife began talking 90 miles an hour, describing all the wrongs within their marriage. After 15 minutes of listening to the wife, the counselor went over to her, picked her up by her shoulders, kissed her passionately and sat her back down. Afterwards, the wife sat speechless. The marriage counselor looked over at the husband, who stared in disbelief. The counselor said to the husband, "Your wife NEEDS that at least twice a week!" The husband scratched his head and replied, "I can have her her

If I Could Have One Wish Come True...
If I could have one wish come true... I would wish for nothing but wonderful things to come to you. In your life, which is so precious to me, may troubles, worries, and problems never linger; may they only make you that much stronger and able and wise. And may you rise each day with sunlight in your heart, success in your path, answers to your prayers, and that smile - that I love to see- always there... in your eyes

My Copperheads
Come Show This Wonderful DJ Some Love!!!! He's Rockin FUBAR With Some Good Ol' Country Music And Southern Rock!!!! Ask Him For Requests!! He Loves It!!!!! Just Click The Pic Below To Enter The Lounge There's Good People, Great Tunes, And Free Drinks All Day & Night!!!!!

Oh My What A Friggin Day
Let me just start off by saying that this past weekend has been one of my worse weekends i have had in along time. Friday.....we took all 6, yes 6, kids shopping for shoes. You would have thought i learned from LAST YEARS fiasco. But apparently not. WE didnt 10-15 minutes at Finish Line, but almost 2 hrs. I swear 2 of MY kids are 2 of THE pickiest people for shoes ever. One wanted skater shoes the other one wanted sparkle shoes....yada yada yada. Then his two wanted other shoes as well. Then they all started arguing and i was ready to just say the hell with it and leave. Finally after going out of THAT shoe store and i am sure the employees were so ecstatic to see us leave and after spending over $350 in shoes, we ventured to go eat. which usually the kids are good cuz they love to stuff their faces with food. So anyways...we decided on IHOP... I LOVE that place. I love breakfast for dinner. So here we were waiting for our food. And I hear this guy laughing behind me. I looked be

Listening?
There it is again, the glassy stare and soft smile. I talk but you don’t seem to listen, you nod your head at my words, but smile when you shouldn’t, like I speak a foreign tongue. And the look in your eyes scares me, as if you hunger something. You lean to me and... a kiss a deep, passionate, send the kids to bed kiss. And suddenly... I forget what I was saying...

The Spirit Of The Wolf
I've always seen the Wolf as an earth spirit (as opposed to air, water, fire) because it seems so grounded. I don't know if that's how others see it, though. Wolf has a wild, natural spirit that speaks as much of family and community as it does of predatory impulses and primal instinct. I've never thought of the Wolf as evil or malevolent but as a naturally wild, instinctive force of nature. It feeds when its hungry, it attacks when it feels threatened. Wolf is one of the natural, instinctive, primal forces within us all that must be tempered with our human conscience, spirit and intelligence. I think the Wolfspirit speaks to so many of us because it speaks of freedom, a return to basic instincts and a wild spirit that appeals to those parts of ourselves we have closed off by living in cities and by devoting ourselves mostly to our working lives. It's that part of ourselves we need to find and bring back into our lives in order to achieve some sort of balance.

Haha
u know wat fuk all u mutha fukin hataz out der ima talk type spell n act tha way i want n u know wat if ur gona talk shyt atleast have all ur facts u dont know me n neva well dont lyke me get over it its tha fukin internet

Meddlers
just something that's been going through my head--- meddling bitches go away. you had your chances, now go and play. short and to the point. not about anyone specific. just a general that can be used for many in anyone's life.

I'm A Traditionalist.
Don't let the title fool you. As a Traditionalist, you're full of heat that so far you've released in pretty standard ways. When it comes to sex, Traditionalists are comfortable doing it, comfortable talking about it and good at listening to what your partner wants. Traditionalists tend to be faithful. For them, intimacy comes with trust. You're not always the aggressor, but boy are you ready to rumble when it's time for a little one-on-one.

How Well Do You Know Me? Mail Me Ya Reply
How well do you know me? Who do I like best Betty Boop or The Simpsons? What is my fave footwear boot's or shoes? How many tattoos do I have 2, 3 or 5? What is my fave food Chinese or Italian? What tattoo do I have on my right shoulder Betty Boop or Playboy Bunnie? Do I prefer chocolate or crisps? Am I a coffee of tea pearson? What's my fave film Coyote Ugly or Pretty Woman? If I was going on a first date what do you think I would prefer a night on the town or a candlelit dinner? Would I snog on a first date yes or no?

With Arms Wide Open
Well I just heard the news today It seems my life is going to change I close my eyes, begin to pray Then tears of joy stream down my face With arms wide open Under the sunlight Welcome to this place I'll show you everything With arms wide open Well I don't know if I'm ready To be the man I have to be I'll take a breath, take her by my side We stand in awe, we've created life With arms wide open Under the sunlight Welcome to this place I'll show you everything With arms wide open Now everything has changed I'll show you love I'll show you everything With arms wide open If I had just one wish Only one demand I hope he's not like me I hope he understands That he can take this life And hold it by the hand And he can greet the world With arms wide open... BABY YOU SAID THIS WAS YOUR SONG TO OUR SON. I HOPE YOU REMEBER IT.

Up Or Down Sex
At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together the next day.! The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to his fishing boat and started out on their adventure. They were riding down the river when there was a fork in the river, and the gentleman asked the lady, "Do you want to go up or down?" All of a sudden the lady stripped off her shirt and pants and made mad passionate love to the man right there in the boat ! When they finished, the man couldn't believe what had just happened, but he had just experienced the best sex that he'd had in years. They fished for a while and continued on down the river, when soon they came upon another fork in the river. He again asked the lady , "Up or down ?" There she went again, stripped off her clothes, and made wild passionate lo

Takes Less Than A Min
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Mind Games
We're playing those mind games together, Pushing barriers, planting seeds, Playing the mind guerilla, Chanting the Mantra peace on earth, We all been playing mind games forever, Some kinda druid dudes lifting the veil. Doing the mind guerilla, Some call it the search for the grail, Love is the answer and you know that for sure, Love is flower you got to let it, you got to let it grow, So keep on playing those mind games together, Faith in the future outta the now, You just can't beat on those mind guerillas, Absolute elsewhere in the stones of your mind, Yeah we're playing those mind games forever, Projecting our images in space and in time, Yes is the answer and you know that for sure, Yes is the surrender you got to let it, you got to let it go, So keep on playing those mind games together, Doing the ritual dance inn the sun, Millions of mind guerrillas, Putting their soul power to the karmic wheel, Keep on playing those

Forever Night
The night endless you toss and turn hoping for the sandman to creep upon you like a hunter upon it's prey sounds of silence deafening except for your thoughts which you try and subdue sirens screech a lovers cry out into this restless night how long will this last will dawn break as i lie here still rumpled sheets entangle me my kitty purrs the first sign of light peeks through my curtains nothing on television except those damn infomercials

Re: Lisa On The Radio!
RE: Lisa on the Radio! ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Lisa Morgan Date: 27 Feb 2008, 10:25 Tune in this Wednesday, 27 February to listen to Lisa's telephone interview with DJ Clint in America on "The Declaration of Dance" radio show! Listen at www.declarationofdance.com/archive.Lisa's interview will also be broadcasted on 91.7 WMPH-FM on Friday, 29 February at 9pm EST - Delaware's number one dance party station since 2001. Visit the official WMPH website at www.wmph.org.Spread the word -Thanks!www.lisamorgan.net

Good Girl... Bad Slave !!!
Did you ever take ownership of a slavegirl, only to find she is has trouble surrendering completely. She is very real,& is holding back! She wants to serve her Master... She can serve well... She needs a Masters control... Yet, she struggles to let go... Can Freedom be Scary???

♥ ĦoŦ ΜΟΜΜÅ ♥'s Her Friends :)
Hot Mommas First Official Pimp-out Everyone I have chosen to add is here because they are AWESOME, GENUINE and are as REAL as they come.. Please show each of them SOME HUMP DAY LOVE.. Okay so here we go.. And this list is in no SPECIAL ORDER Folks.. with the exception on LilBamaGirl my First Fu-Keeper.. ♫ŁίłβαмαGίяł♫ShadowLeveler@ fubar ßLØØÐ`Ñ`GØRE the DISCIPLE ASSASSIN of PITBULL MAFIA@ fubar ~Ðãяĸẽѕŧ Nĩgħŧѕ~Fu-Owned by Chevy1514~read profile@ fubar ♥ BooBoo ♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.@ fubar GARY~SHADOW LEVELER~R/L ENGAGED TO BooBoo~ FUMARRIED TO BooBoo~~OWNER OF LILBAMAGIRL@ fubar ☠Trâçý Mngr of Pîtbúll Mãfïå ☠/ Pròùd BBW of Fubar!/Owner ofPerky and Hunter/owned by Pe@ fubar DJWîččânŁôvê~ Mgr †HÈ §Ì×†H §Èñ§È~ fumom to wanda, rena, drew , tommy and leon@ fubar Jũnĩpẽr¤Pr

There Is My Heart....
there is my heart what more do u need... my heart is rotten and in pain... across the room is a light of misery... soon that misery will haunt me... dont bother giving me back the shattered... i only lose interest that has no interesting beat to the sound of *thump *thump... the sound to my heart

You Could Save A Life - Pass This On!
STROKE: Remember The 1st Three Letters... S.T.R. My friend sent this to me and encouraged me to post it and spread the word. I agree. If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks. STROKE IDENTIFICATION: During a BBQ, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine and just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes. (they offered to call ambulance) They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food - while she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening. Ingrid's husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00pm , Ingrid passed away.) She had suffered a stroke at the BBQ. Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today. Some don't die. They end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead. It only takes a minute to read this... STROKE IDENTIFICATION: A

Boys Are Stupid, Throw Rocks At Them
Last night was "tini tuesday" well not really because "tini tuesdays" are now on mondays but we drank martini's anyway... like 10 of them.. My best friend in the world is also my room mate and is going through shit right now so we drink and dance, dancing makes you brave. These 2 hott guys come in and sit at a table so that we can just stare at them. They didnt look intelligent or that they could hold a conversation, but at this point she and I have decided that despite intelligence is #1, we're willing to just be ok with physical attraction. Looking at these 2 guys we decided that in a perfect world guys would come with signs, around their necks to let us know ahead of time what we are dealing with.... here are the top signs - I'll cheat on you - I'll never call - My chest is just as hairy as my back ( clause for me on this on.. a guy I was with had a hairy chest and on him.. my lord it was sexy, no one else can pull that look off I've decided) - I like my mom more than you -

My Lil Angel, Kissed My Soul And Now My Heart Is Hers Forever.
Not sure if this is what you would class a poem, story, or just what. I was in a pit of darkness, of the likes that no one has seen. The dark tendril of despair and loneliness, kept creeping into my being. After each slight moment of hope came and went, my 'two companion' would return stronger than ever to carry me further into this morbidly dark effluvia of pitiful loneliness and despair. AS I had just about lost the last shred of hope, a ray of light appearred. The light was small and gray at first and indistinct, but it steadily grew stronger and brighter. The warmth and love I felt from that lonely light, quickened my heart to race and have hope return. As I witnessed this a wave of Dark despair battered against the light trying to wash it away. I was afraid it would blot out this light, so invitingly I raised my hand to it and cried for help. My Spirit knew this light was for me and I needed it in the worse way. With Faith, hope and love I arose, beating down the dark

Hug Certificate
This poem is very sweet. It will be interesting to see who sends it back. If I could catch a rainbow I would do it just for you and share with you its beauty On the days you're feeling blue. If I could build a mountain You could call your very own A place to find serenity, A place to be alone. If I could take your troubles I would toss them in the sea, But all these things I'm finding are impossible for me. I cannot build a mountain Or catch a rainbow fair, But let me be what I know best, A friend who's always there. This is a Hug Certificate!!

You
You are my sunshine on a cloudy day you are my rose in the month of may You are my jacket that protects me from the breeze you are my boat that carries me over the seas You are the love That keeps me alive You are the one that has helped me to survive.

Thursday Night Pure Passion With Chevymann
This Thursday Night i was laying on my belly on the floor with my new laptop in front of me,mind you i am wearing regular black stetch pants and a Red van halen shirt well i find that my husband comes up behind me and kisses my neck while i am browsing fubar profiles of friends and he whispers in my ear Rainy I want you,i said Take me Chevyman i am all yours so he proceeded to pull my stretchy pants down mind you i am in the doggystyle position and i am still browsing my fubar friends profiles leaving comments he is squeezing my bunni butt and licking my juicy booty hole and then he gently slides his fingers in my soft wet and pink pussy fingering me in exctasy then he after that he licks me mmmmm so hot then i orgasm into his hot mouth and then he leads me into the bedroom where i then suck his big dick and he fucks my mouth while i squeeze his nut sacks and then i turn on my knees again and he proceeds to pound my hot pussy so hard and fast i say oooooo daddi pull my hair

Another Poem I Wrote
" COMFORT " HEY THERE MY DARLIN' COME AND COMFORT ME, TELL ME OF YOUR JOURNEY'S AND THE TREASURES YOU HAVE FOUND . TEACH ME ALL THE THINGS THAT TIME HAS TOUGHT TO YOU. I WANT TO LEARN IT ALL, AND KNOW YOU THROUGH AND THROUGH. SHOW TO ME YOUR SOUL AND I WILL SHOW YOU ME. THEN TOGETHER WE CAN GIVE EACH OTHER COMFORT, JUST AS IT SHOULD BE. DEDICATED TO MOONCHILD WRITTEN BY KERRYANN PRINCE 2/28/08

20 Feb
atum: Wed, 20 Feb 2008 02:12:29 -0600 (CST) Von: "Tyler Perry Mailing List" An: all_lists@tylerperrystudios.net Betreff: A Message from Tyler Perry - Married is the #1 DVD!!! Thank you all for making WHY DID I GET MARRIED? the number one DVD this week as well as buying WHAT'S DONE IN THE DARK. It's so good to know that I can count on you. (smile) Thank you, again! I want to say a quick congratulations to Lavan Davis, Lance Gross, HOUSE OF PAYNE and Janet Jackson. They all won Image Awards. I am so happy for them, especially Lavan. I'm telling you, nobody would give this man a shot. Now look! I'm just blown away. Another reason that I'm writing is this. When we won the Image Award for HOUSE OF PAYNE, I said something that I didn't know I had said until I watched the show played back that night. I said that if 1000 people tell you no and you get one yes from God then that's all you need to make it. That thing woke up something in me. I realized a

Legend Of The Cherokee Indian
Do you know the legend of the Cherokee Indian youth's rite of passage? His father takes him into the forest, blindfolds him and leaves him alone. He is required to sit on a stump the whole night and not remove the blindfold until the rays of the morning sun shine through it. He cannot cry out for help to anyone. Once he survives the night, he is a MAN. He cannot tell the other boys of this experience, because each lad must come into manhood on his own. The boy is naturally terrified. He can hear all kinds of noises. Wild beasts must surely be all around him. Maybe even some human might do him harm. The wind blew the grass and earth, and shook his stump, but he sat stoically, never removing the blindfold. It would be the only way he could become a man! F inally, after a horrific night the sun appeared and he remov ed his blindfold. It was then that he discovered his father sitting on the stump next to him. He had been at watch the entire night, protecting his son fro

Freaker's Ball
Went to the Klub to see the male strippers last night. It was underwhelming. Honestly, although I find men attractive, I don't need to watch them doing calesthetics in a g-string. I paid $5 for one of them to dance in my lap, and to my chagrin, found that he'd shaved everywhere. I'm not sure how I feel about that. I usually see that as a ploy to make something look bigger, not that I saw anything, but I'd take it as a sign of insecurity in anyone but a male stripper. Also, having someone about that age flirting with me is a little bit alarming. I think I just start wondering what's the matter with their eyes. I know, it sounds weird, but I thought about how I wasn't turned on by any of them, and that my husband was so much sexier. He can turn me on just by touching me anywhere, or a soft kiss. I like subtle and sincere much better than rough and obvious. I had a lot of fun, though, don't get me wrong. Lots of drunken female bonding, and we laughed and screamed a lot.

Switch
Switch Darkness chokes my emotions Your breath numbs my soul Stand with me, by my side Take my hand and lead the way Out from the shadows and into the real world Show me how to live a life owned by regret My blood runs cold, lifeless in shame Now is the time, to right the wrong Inside my veins, poison words lie Within a mind as guilty as yours Take what is left inside of me I've no use for it Stained with thoughts uncaring, open and let me in it spun my head when I thought you were talking to me, I guess I'm just a fool for thinking your thinking of me, And now, I press my fist to the pillows wishing it was your teeth Show your world, deceit Let me live as you, Need not to feel Emotions rain down Drowned by innocence, thoughts escape me Harsh words spit blindly and open paths of life Take all that is me, a lifeless somber soul Curse the day you wake as solace sets in Take my hand, and lead the way Out from the shadows and into my world My soul is not for

Hey
hey...just be honest with me if u dont want to get a fren request then tell me...lol! i can take it...! any way! whats up people my name is Sierra but frens and fam call me Ink... dont know why, but they do... i was born and raised here in the states boring as hell, if you ask me lol! anyway i am native american...not that cherokee bull shit! i am the real deal i just dont appraise it like some Natives do but i do give props to thoughs that do have a whole of pride for that kinda stuff... umm yea if you have questions dont be afraid to ask! you kno iam on here for a reason... i am just being me if you know what that means...most of you do! lol!

The Fine Art Of Hair Removal
All hair removal methods have tricked us with their promises of easy, painless removal: the epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now ... the wax. Let me tell you about my night. It began as any other normal weekday night.I came home, fixed dinner, played with the kids. After tucking them in bed and having a few hours to myself, I had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours - maybe years: I decided to pull the wax out of the medicine cabinet and give myself a bikini wax.So I headed to the site of my demise--the bathroom. I had one of those cold wax kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand and then they get warm and you peel them apart, press to your leg (or wherever else), pull them off and hair comes along with it. No problem, right? No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean I'm no girly girl, but I am mechanically inclined enough that I can figure it out. You'd think!So I pulled one of the thin strips out. It'

Poor Farmer
The young Farmer Brown made an appointment with the family doctor regarding sexual problems he was having with his wife. "Now listen, Luke," the doctor advised, "you have to be more loving to your wife. Give her lots of hugs and kisses. Show her how much you care." "Well, I do the best I can, Doc," the fellow cried. "You see I'm up before the sun rises, working in the field until dusk. I'm just too tired." The doctor thought for a moment and then said, "Take a shotgun with you next time you work in the field and shoot it off every time you're feeling a bit frisky. When your wife hears the noise, she'll come a- runnin'." About a month later Farmer Brown went back to the doctor.... this time really depressed. "What's wrong" asked the doctor. "Didn't you take my advice?" "Yep, I sure did, and everything was going great until hunting season started last week," moaned the farmer. "I haven't seen her since."

Bleeding Eyes Left Crying..
Bleeding Eyes Left Crying.. The sun showed its fury at me again today as I woke up with the same old bleeding eyes left crying from the pain of trying to hide myself in the shadows just so my innocence would last past the curtains closing behind me. It dug deep into my crumbled heart the hurt that pressed through my skin every day that led me to believe that no one has ever cared if I decided to die tonight; I wonder if the shooting stars would continue laughing for no reason at all? I know I've prayed one too many times that never got a second chance to be answered from the gods above; but yet I still keep on praying even when my hands are filled with nothing but dried out tears. Maybe it's time for me to loose faith in myself of trying to smile one last time; but I think that I'll try to stay here for a little while longer just to see how numb this broken heart of mine will become..

Life Shines On...
No matter how bad we sometimes just want to hide underneath the bed and crawl up like babies to pretend there's no world outside our windows the powerful sun will shine on and bless our earth and the green trees and the breathing leaves. The cycle of life is wonderful, and I'm lovin it. Just a reminder, soulmates come in all sizes, shapes and packages. Please stop judging each other and see what's beyond what the eye can comprehend with it's tiny and thin layer of sight. Ah, you know what I mean... Open up your heart. If you don't give, you cannot recieve. Many of us think we're giving, when what we really are doing is giving because we want something back. Why not try to give from the bottom of your being without a price on it and then see what happens. Delete the energy-eaters and left will be what real friends are lovers are in your life. Love. Life is love. It's all in your own hands, and no one should blame this thing we call "time" for anything. Do it do it do it. Heal.

The Patriot Act "war On Democracy"
WASHINGTON - The House Intelligence Committee chairman expects a compromise soon on renewal of an eavesdropping law that could provide legal protections for telecommunications companies as President Bush has insisted. Rep. Silvestre Reyes, in a television interview broadcast Sunday, did not specifically say whether the House proposal would mirror the Senate's version. The Senate measure provides retroactive legal immunity to the companies that helped the government wiretap U.S. computer and phone lines after the Sept. 11 attacks without clearance from a secret court. Bush wants the House to agree to the Senate bill. Reyes, D-Texas, said he was open to that possibility after receiving documents from the Bush administration and speaking to the companies about the industry's role in the government spy program. "We are talking to the representatives from the communications companies because if we're going to give them blanket immunity, we want to know and we want to understand w

Yeap, Still Alive
*pinches self* Yeah I am still alive. Seems I do not get around here much these days. I can remember (what seemed like so long ago) when I first signed up for this site and their were all of 30,000 members. I think I have seen 3 name changes since then and now I see 1,662,539 member. WOW! What growth this place as seen. I should be out there making all sorts of new friends...but I am so freaking addicted to my peeps on myspace that I never take the time to come here. Of course, many of the people on my list here are on my friends list there. I need more friends here, new ones to spark my interest and keep me motivated to come back. LOL

Flyte 3/02/08
WELCOME. THIS IS A NEW TRAIN WITH A NEW TWIST. THIS ONE IS EXCLUSIVELY FOR VAMPYRES AND WICCANS. SO WE CAN EACH MEET MORE OF OUR KIND. RULES ARE SIMPLE. FAN RATE AND ADD EVERYONE BEFORE YOU. THERE IS NO PARTICULAR ORDER. MAKE SURE YOU PUT IN FRIEND REQUEST THAT YOU ARE DOING THE VAMPYRE WICCAN FLIGHT. IF YOU ARE ABOVE LEVEL TEN YOU MUST HAVE A SALUTE. MUST BE A LEVEL FIVE TO RIDE. EMAIL ME RAVEN QUEEN WHEN YOU ARE FINISHED. AND FOR ANOTHER TWIST ANYONE WHO CAN ANSWER ONE OF TWO QUESTIONS WILL RECEIVE A BLACK ROSE. PUT THE ANSWER IN THE EMAIL WHEN YOU FINISH RATING. QUESTION 1, WHO OR WHAT IS NOSFERATU? QUESTION 2, WHAT IS THE PRIMARY RULE FOR WICCANS AND VAMPYRES? NOT THE WHOLE CREED SUM IT DOWN TO A FEW WORDS. IF YOU FIND BLACK ROSES OFFENSIVE, I DO NOT. I WILL GIFT YOU WITH SOMETHING ELSE LET ME KNOW. RAVEN QUEEN *FOUNDER OF THE COVEN * gettin married 2 blueeye dragon nov 13@ fubar I WISH TO CLEAR UP SOME CONFUSION, I AM NOT ASSOCIATED IN ANY WAY WITH U

The Sexes: Part Two
Once again I'm back to spread a little cheer. As always I have sum-thin to say. Now I know that I went a lil crazy on the fellas in the last one but it had to be said. Now, to get things started I want to say that I Luv ya ladies but......Listen Up! That's right, your the topic of the day. No not all of you just the ones that think that a men only consists of a wallet and a nice ride. The ones that think that love comes in the form of an expensive giftand sex is the means to get it. Not that you ever will they just hold it over your head untill they get them sum-thin that puts you in the poor house for the rest of your life.They're the ones they call GOLD-DIGGERS and all they're after is the dollar.I say if they want all those nice things they need to get up off their lazy asses and get a fuckin job. Hell, if I wanted to pay for sex I know a few prostitutes that cost less. I know that everyone has their on way of getting what they want but damn if they need to realize that they are cau

Hell Yes
Hell Yes Well, now I've got hotel reservations. At the Hyatt Regency, and at a reasonable price. It's as good a price as we found at any hotel in the area. We could stay at the fucking Holiday Inn, but it would be further and at the same price. AAA, you rawk. We've got the train tickets, we've got the shit together. We're going and I've checked the bus schedules. It's one bus from Union Station to the hotel, then it's one stop down from the consulate. I love travel. I love it even better when we can stay someplace nice for a reasonable price. We're going to have to figure in meals, though. I have never had a good experience in Chicago yet, but that's because I've only ever seen the greyhound station, which is as close as my imagination can come to being in hell. Let's hope that this time is different, and that I can finally enjoy a visit to Chi-town for a change.

More Thoughts
Rambling, rambling on...LOL..I never just do this, but I am tonight. Reading and knowing feelings brings thoughts to mind and a response, beyond a comment on a past blog. I truly would never have believed her, until I met her. The way she looks at me, always, at any point in time. Whether it is my stress or hers, the calmness we feel is incredible. This is my side, my dreams and my thoughts. To touch her, have her fall asleep in my arms....another dream....I use to wish for just 5 minutes. I want much more....A morning, every morning...Coffee....The simple things shared....A tee shirt...A wash cloth...No pressure talks....Funny things...and I am rambling....How about just feelings....Simple, not pressured, not obligated.....Feelings

Poems Read If You Want
You fail to realize the power of your eyes. They keep me in a daze, I am amazed at your disguise. I see you smile and for awhile I wish I knew you better. A smile so loud but yet so subtle it calms my stormy weather. My worries seem to fade as your beauty rises high above. All things around me freeze, how I would be pleased to feel your tender breeze of love. But as seconds leave my life like golden grains of sand, my only demand is for you to touch or hold my hand. To feel your touch is almost too much for me to stand. You stabilize my anger and give me peace when you touch my hand. I see in you a field of flowers and you shower me with blooms. I want to know your deepest secret. I can't help but assume, that the light of God is in you because you compliment a room. Shine your light on me because I want to consume the traits that make you so sweet and unique, developed in the womb. I acknowledge the physical, but I see your soul and heart, but th

The World Is Just Illusion.
Geeze,I feel old.I turned 36 a few minutes ago. I feel like 36 years have just ran my ass over too.Lots of things have changed,some for the good and others for the bad.But thats what makes life so interesting eh? There's a line in one of my favorite songs that said the world is just an illusiuon and its always trying to change you.I think it rings true.I definitely have changed over the years and it has been a weird and wonderful ride thus far. People have come and gone,relationships have failed,I have a daughter,my music career took a total nosedive,and yet somehow,I am still in many ways the same person I was all those years ago. Here's to many more years and birthdays to come. Cheers!

Mmmm Sleeeeeeep
Dear lord the last few days have been hectic/long/stressful. Saturday-Had to be at work at 8 to be in Branson at 9. Was in store until 1:15, and finally got home at 2:30AM. Sunday-Had to be at work at 6am. (which means I get up at 5 am.) Work for about 7 hours. Almost left early, at about 4 hours in, because I wasn't feeling well and was feeling lightheaded. Monday- Again, had to be at work at 6am. A bit over 7 hours in for the day. -I had thought about working last night as well, but I am really glad I didn't. Victoria's Secret, even leaving at the later time, would have done me in... Plus Jeremy called and asked if I wanted to game with him and Brent last night. Considering how long it's been since we've done that- I was in. Fun night... but I stayed way too late. I finally got home around midnight. Went mostly straight to bed after talking to mom a little bit. So tonight I work, another Victoria's Secret is going and I realllllly hope it isn't too late of a night. I have my

Funny College Story #1
Summer of 98 I was rooming with some guys and we had a few classes to finish to get our degrees. One guy decides to order a stripper and talks the other roommate into it. Well I was cheap even back then and wouldn't fork over any $$$ for it. So they were going to pay for me. So this girl walks in, gorgeous face, blue eyes and blond hair and she introduces herself as Mistress Cat. Mistress? So the hair on the back of my neck is standing up and she takes off her coat. Undernead she was covered in leather straps, had a cat of nine tails and was easily 6-7months pregnant! As I'm bailing and going to one of our friends apartments they're forking over dough upfront. About 30min later and some electric coolaide, my friends and I walk back to my apt to see how it was going. As we look inside we see one of my roommates down on all 4's! She was hitting him in the ass with a rolled up newspaper screaming, "Who's your mommy?!?" He'd yell back, "You are!" Hits him again, "W

The University Of Michigan Says
Heritage, hate and support for the Confederate flag ANN ARBOR, Mich.—Racial cues are a powerful trigger for the familiar gender gap in American politics, a University of Michigan study shows. The study, presented recently in Washington, D.C. at the annual meeting of the American Political Science Association, analyzes both experimental and survey data to illuminate the role of gender and racial considerations in white southern support for what many civil rights advocates view as one of the most incendiary symbols of racism—the Confederate battle flag. "This work shows that whatever else the rebel flag represents, for many southerners it is inextricably linked to the politics of race," said U-M political scientist Vincent Hutchings, a faculty associate at the U-M Institute for Social Research (ISR). Hutchings conducted the study with U-M colleague Hanes Walton. For the study, Hutchings and Walton examined attitudes about the decades-long controversy over the Confederate bat

Agem4life Bulletin Posted For Me
=== '¢¾aGEM4life¢¾' spewed forth the following at '2008-03-04 14:52:28'.. > > I'd like to take this moment to introduce you to a wonderful lady. Sincere, caring and a friend you will want to have! Who is it you're asking? Well it's 'AngelGurl'...my FU Owner for the month. Just Take a look at how beautiful she is! Go give this awesome woman plenty of love! > 'AngelGurl' > > > This

12 Steps For The Military
12 Step Program for those who have left, or will soon leave, the military... 1. I am in the military , I have a problem. This is the first step to recovery... 2. Speech: * Time should never begin with a zero or end in a hundred, it is not 0530or 1400 it is 5:30 in the morning (AKA God-awful early). * Words like deck, rack, and "PT" will get you weird looks; floor, bed, workout, get used to it. * "F *ck" cannot be used to -replace whatever word you can't think of right now, try "um". * Grunting is not talking. * It's a phone, not a radio, conversations on a phone do not end in "out" * People will not know what you are talking about if you tell them you are coming from Camp Lejeune with the MWSS platoon or that you spent a deployment in the OCAC 3. Style: * Do not put creases in your jeans. * Do not put creases on the front of your dress shirts. * A horseshoe cut looks du

A Note About This Blog
Much of the things I post on this blog will be not safe for work. So please make sure if you would like to view my blog you are 18 or older and you are not at work. Would not want to get anyone fired for reading about my life and some of my adventures in the fetish world.

Lake County Set For Depp Visit In Dillinger's Role
CROWN POINT, Ind. (AP) — Johnny Depp will be in town this spring to recreate gangster John Dillinger's infamous 1934 escape from Lake County Jail for his upcoming film "Public Enemies." Depp will play Dillinger, and the scene will be shot at the Old Sheriff's House and Jail. No specific dates have been released, but filming will take place from March through June in Chicago, Indiana and Wisconsin. Dillinger, an Indiana native, escaped the heavily guarded northwestern Indiana jail March 3, 1934, while he awaited trial on charges that he killed Officer William Patrick O'Malley during an East Chicago bank robbery. He then drove away in Sheriff Lillian Holley's new Ford. A few months later, federal agents fatally shot him outside a Chicago theater. Work crews started preparing the red-brick jail for its movie close-up last Monday. "I wish we could say (the restoration) will be complete, but it'll be mostly the entry and upstairs," location scout George Constas said. T

Re: Watch My New Making Of .. Video Shot In L.a Love J.c
RE: WATCH MY NEW MAKING OF .. VIDEO SHOT IN L.A LOVE J.C ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Julie Collins Date: 05 Mar 2008, 10:24 For every soul has meaning for every soul has a timebut you have to experience painin this life to expand your minds eyebe open to what you are earning and doubtful of what you getin this life we humans have to work so hardand life can be full of regretso open up your eyes and smile at your brothers and sisters next to youwe are the world they saywell so ARE YOU !!!For every soul has meaning for every soul has a timebut you have to experience painin this life to expand your minds eyebe open to what you are earning and doubtful of what you getin this life we humans have to work so hardand life can be full of regretso open up your eyes and smile at your brothers and sisters next to youwe are the world they saywell so ARE YOU !!! COMMENTS WELCOME X X

This Job Is Really Ummm...
I have been working at this job for two months and i am already wanting a transfer. I am going to another kitchen starting on friday maybe I will be happier there. You see I am having a total personality clash with this one person I work with and My life is hell because of it. I am hoping that I won't have the same problems at the new kitchen.

Did You Know?.......
Peel a banana from the bottom and you won't have to pick the little "stringy things" off of it. That's how the primates do it. Take your bananas apart when you get home from the store. If you leave them connected at the stem, they ripen faster. Store your opened chunks of cheese in aluminum foil. It will stay fresh much longer and not mold! Peppers with 3 bumps on the bottom are sweeter and better for eating. Peppers with 4 bumps on the bottom are firmer and better for cooking. Add a teaspoon of water when frying ground beef. It will help pull the grease away from the meat while cooking. To really make scrambled eggs or omelets rich add a couple of spoonfuls of sour cream, cream cheese, or heavy cream in and then beat them up. For a cool brownie treat, make brownies as directed. Melt Andes mints in double broiler and pour over warm brownies. Let set for a wonderful mint frosting. Add garlic immediately to a recipe if you want a light taste of

I'm Back!
Oh yes, bitches I'm BACK! It's not likely any of you whores remember me. After all, I have been absent since JUNE!!! Well, I'm putting my fat ass back out there... so for anyone who wants to get reaquainted.....

Junebug
Ralph Dale Earnhardt, Jr. (born October 10, 1974), is a professional American race car driver who drives the #88 Mountain Dew AMP/National Guard Chevrolet Impala SS in the NASCAR Sprint Cup series for Hendrick Motorsports, and drives in the Nationwide Series part-time for the #5 car for his own team, JR Motorsports.

2000
Earnhardt, Jr. competed for the Raybestos NASCAR Rookie of the Year Award in 2000. His primary competitor for the award was Matt Kenseth. Kenseth outran Junior in the season-opening Daytona 500. Earnhardt, Jr. scored wins at the Texas Motor Speedway and Richmond International Raceway. He also become the first rookie to win the All-Star exhibition race. Kenseth ultimately scored a 42-point victory in the rookie race. Dale Jr. did have a part in recreating one Winston Cup milestone in 2000 when he competed with his father and half-brother Kerry in the Pepsi 400 at Michigan International Speedway. That occasion was only the second time that a father had raced against two sons. Lee, Richard and Maurice Petty had previously accomplished the feat. Dale Jr. also wrote a non-fiction book based on his rookie season titled DRIVER #8.

Never Ask Men For Advice... Lol
Men shouldn't write advice columns. To wit: Dear Walter: I hope you can help me. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband to help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbour making mad passionate love to her. I am 32,my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. Can you please help? Sincerely, Mrs. Sheila Usk Dear Sheila: A car's stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that th

Music Video Appearances
Dale Earnhardt Jr. has made appearances in several music videos, including: * "Show Me What You Got" with Jay-Z * Matthew Good Band's video for Anti-Pop, as he is friends with band front man, Matthew Good. * Sheryl Crow's "Steve McQueen" music video. * Trace Adkins video entitled "Rough and Ready". * Three Doors Down's "The Road I'm On" along with Tony Stewart. * O.A.R.'s "Right on Time". * Nickelback's "Rockstar" along with other celebrities.

A Womens Beauty & Power
The illusion of a womens beauty / power universally men have week mindsets, when it comes to dealing with hot women. this is from years of social programing and hormones. hence: aproach anxioty & low self esteem nerviousness. or just being blinded by lust and acting her fool. and some women prey on men like this,,using there sexuality or hot looks as there main weapon. and after dating some of these so called hotties through the years myself.. I now often laugh at women who dress and act like this. because i realize its just there pityful atempt to validate themselfs in society today.and there trapped in the illusion of beauty themselfs. instead of spending an hour every day to make themselfs look bueatiful,,they should concentrate on making themselfs a more beautiful person inside. because no matter how good she looks on the outside , the fact remains that her pussy is no better then the average girls next door. and believe it or not some of the most hottest wome

The Happiness Factor
I was watching Cnbc and there was a piece on happiness and health.. as of right now in the US they said. "Men are more Happy then Women these days." Then some doctor explained. "most women walk through There life filled with Worrie,frustration,gloom,dispare,and heart ache in there youth. then a viscious cycle of depression sets in by age 25. and remains with them for the rest of there lives." He continued to explain. Even thoe we see women every day laughing and having fun, the reality is that most women are just putting up a fasade in order to be socialy accepted by her peers and not truly enjoying herself. and if givin the time to be alone for a wile will slip back into depression and cry herself to sleep at night. Wow! I find this to be true alot during my nights out. I always see women sitting with freinds and they have this im so bored,I wish I was dead look about them. When there not activly talking or laughing. I even see this in guys faces too when

Washing The Blood From My Hands While I Dance The Bye Loa
No, I haven’t killed anybody today (though in the words of Curly from the movie “City Slickers”, [the] day ain’t over yet), but last night in our weekly Lenten drama I got to play Pontius Pilate, the Roman procurator of Judea who bent to public pressure from his Jewish constituency in Jerusalem to have Jesus crucified. Of all the people involved in the life, death, and raising of Jesus, Pilate comes across to me as the most pliable – somewhat ironic, considering that he’s in a position of authority where he has to respond or could probably care less about responding to the people he sees every day in the Jerusalem area. That religion and those, to Pilate’s cultured Roman brain, weird customs of theirs were something he could throw a sop to without being called on the carpet for letting the city get out of hand. That was Barabbas’ release. I suspect even people with barebones knowledge of Christianity know who Pontius Pilate is. What’s said in the Apostles’ Creed – “he suffered u

Up For Auction...
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Dreamer
hello to all just a note wishing all of you the best theres alot of grap being said about me on here so im setting it strait ok one thing i love this site another some people on here want to hurt and judge u well i guess so be just think every one is human and yes everyone dreams to sometimes its took away from you but you go on and hope one day they will come true .well i thank you all for being my friends .god bless dreamer

Life Lesson...
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin.

Sex Myths (long)
I found this article and had to share with my fellow Fu's Hollywood sex: What's hot or not? In the movies, orgasms happen in 3 seconds and no one slips in the shower Thank God for movie sex scenes. They’ve been turning the world on since the silent film days, like when Rudolph Valentino let his hand brush Vilma Bánky’s boob in 1926’s “Son of the Sheik.” But the trick is to never compare your own sex life with the perfectly choreographed, perfectly lit, perfectly satisfying ones served up by Hollywood. As two “experts” who’ve spent nine years writing about sex, you’d think we’d know that. And yet just the other night, Em re-rented “Sin City” with her husband and couldn’t help but notice that during the infamous lasso-dance scene, he was edge-of-his-seat rapt and white-knuckling the remote. Was he wishing she had Jessica Alba’s moves — or at least her thighs? No matter what kind of lovin’ you’re getting at home, Hollywood sex can seem like the bitchy sorority sister who’s alway

Wonder If Did Something Wrong
I thought if show up lounge people want talk to me, feel so left out right now. Feel like done something wrong no body wants to talk to me or even be round me. May be should just get off not come back tell get back from my trip maybe they don't have the time for me right now. Guess go different lounge, maybe feel wanted there. If not just leave see everyone whe get back..~sighs~