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Feelings
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The Feeling Deep Inside Me
in life we are ruled by feeling..i wonder why. At times and think about it late at night and come up with nothing... and no matter how hard i try i keep getting the same old feeling for some one i care for and i feel as i mean nothing to her...so i ask what should i do ?
Feel So Deep
Falling hard, Fell so deep. Feels so bad it makes me weep. Felt so wonderful, felt so right. A love so special it was in sight. My soul was on fire with such a light.    
Feel
Give me a sign show me its real.  Tell me the feelings that i should feel.  Im numb now  Make me alive.  Show me the way.  Take me from this of darkest days.  I can't find my way.  Does it even matter.  Do you even care.  I'm already dead. A vessel of emptiness.  Lacking a heart.  I've fallin apart.  DO you care enough to piece me back together. Show me the way. Is there a brighter day.  show me a way. Light me up break me down.  Make me feel like its worth it.  Are you even there.  Can you hear. I'm calling to you.  Do you even care.  I cant pretend anylonger.  I'm trying but i just can't be any stronger.  Im down so far down there is no way back up.  Bring me back.  Am I dead. Just give me a sign show me its real.  Maybe then Ill learn how to feel.
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Feeling Lost, Feeling Lonely. Feeling Blue too!! What should I do???
Feelings
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Feeling Depressed......................
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Feeling Bummbed
after court and a failed attemt at getting my girl to make love to me im bummbed
Feel My Brain Storm
Here is a display of random thoughts: No one will ever begin to even grasp the understanding of my solitude and pain. Just a few weeks ago i lost someone dear and precious to me, my late beloved brother. Just days before my birthday and like it has been every year, tragedy hits. I admit, i have only known my brother for half of my life, for the time that i have known him he has been a remarkable man. I miss him very much, and no one can ever imagine how he means to me. As i stood at the funeral with my family, all i kept thinking about was: "my brother? how could this be? I just paid him a visit in Rhode Island three weeks ago." Storms of people other than family arrived and flooded the corridors. I took a moment to get some air and relief from my emotional despair, by walking outside to smoke a cigarette with my other mourning family members. At one point, i overheard, and truly over reacted to a fraction of a conversation that the funeral director and my sister in law were having
Feeling Good Again.
Loving the sounds of spring, the sun shining and the weather getting warmer slowly...finally went fishing on Saturday...ahhhh it was a bit cool but did catch some...glad to be able to get outside finally!  Peace on peeps!!!
Feelings Of Love And Pain
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Feelings
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Feelings
  As days go by and the nights grow dark and weary my heart sinks with the sadness that seems to want to consume me.  The tears want to fall from the darkness surrounding the pupils of my eyes.  When the tears fall a waterfall they will become without an end to the dreariness that my heart feels inside. There is an emptiness that seems to hide away in the shadows of a Fallen Angel.  Life is like a star that twinkles and slowly fades away to evaporate into the universe.  Life is short for those that live however even shorter for one that will never breath upon birth.  People take the breath given and take it for granted but innocence robbed before it can have a chance.  Self centered and self consumed people seem to forget that they are not the only ones that hurt, feel pain, cry, care or even love.  Relationships that seem to fade with each blossoming of the roses that fill a room of scents unknown.  Changing for everyone around you to become who you may never have been meant to be. 
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Feel This Way
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Feelings And Communication
When in search for the perfect match in your life,its very difficult.But when ones found and everything seems to be going good,then it seems to take place the lack of communication which leads to hurt feelings with a question hanging in your head.Communications is very important in any type of relationship,if you don't have it then you get misled and that resorts back to your feelings once again.and that will also put a trust issue in question.so the point is with good communications,people can really get confused and have hurt feeling.And my belief that is the foundation for any kind of relationship,You have to have.So if all possible talk it over and get your understandings,mutual and be happy.The main thing is openness and honesty.In order for you both to be mutually happy.
Feeling Your Love
When you hold me close  I can feel your hearbeat. When you kiss me  I can feel your love. When we make love  I can feel your passion. When you hold my hand  I can feel all of you. This is love and it is here to stay!
Feel Good
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Feeling In The Dumps
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Feelings
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Feelings
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Feelings
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Feelings
Inside and out I feel as though I am losing.  Losing with myself and losing with life.  Nothing seems to make any sense in all this turmoil that we call like.  I feel as though I am falling through the air without anything to break that fall.  My wings broken and I can't return from once I came.  Tears start flowing like waterfalls upon the rocky caves.  My heart breaking like shattering glass upon the cement floor.  I am twisting and turning with no where to go.  I am giving things up to better me yet inside I seem to be feeling guilty.  I don't want to make mistakes in decisions any more nor hurt anyone.  Not knowing what is going on inside of me makes any relationship hard.  I left my girlfriend tonight and have decided that being friends is for the best until my emotions are under control and there is no more trust issues or jealousy issues with her.  I love her and I would and will do anything for her.  Even my ex that I am submissive to was let go.  I can't do this with them any
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Feelings
I've lost all feelings, in my hands and feet. My heart has stopped, not even one beat. Her hands are cold, as they sink into my heart. My soul is gone, ripped apart. I feel real pale and sick and blue. This can't be happening. Is this true? She told me she loved me, forever and always. My heart she broke, thinking of all those days. My thoughts aren't clear, my eyes full of hate. This is how we all die and how we relate. 
Feeling A Whole Lot Better...
wow did I ever fuck up my last post according to my original intent for this blog with my last post.  Ooops.. Oh well, life goes on.  I'm surprised that I received my first blog comment today, it definitely was not what I expected, but hey a comment is a comment is a comment... it was A Redundant comment, but a comment none the less.  Some interesting thoughts had come to my mind before reading the comment that I thought were interesting.  First, I need to definitely loosen up about life a whole lot more and just chill out a little bit about life because in the bigger perspective of things life is going fine.  I've got a roof over my head and I get to enjoy things like my laptop and Fubar, and I have the freedom to enjoy them whenever I want to.  I'm a free man not bound to any legal obligations whatsoever, and I did just experience a huge boost of motivation in a relationship that I had through email.. And I've got cash in my pocket to keep myself full. In comparison to some third-wo
Feelings
Every time you get mad, you take it out on me like it all my fult , Every time things dont go your way its my fult , You dont understand when you bitch all the time and yell all the time you hurt me , you know little me who you say you love every night , Its not my fult you are having a bad day , why do you sit here and say you love me when in fact all you do is hurt my feelings all the time when i talk about laevein you dont want to do that and i have done is try to make things work out and i feel like i keep hitting a brick wall ,a dead end , no way out you name it i feel like it . I will keep tryin ether untill i am stoped or dead but i will keep trying no matter what i wont let my family fall apart . i love you alot and i know you will never read this but at leaset i got to say something somewhere and i really dont feel any better. Maybe later i will hopfuly .
Feeling Lost
living in my own hell no one cares or understands all alone in this worldalone with my thoughts thoughts vile and dark matching a soul black as night so many faces and layers no one really knows what lies under the dark they see what is projected but never the truth the hurt and scared girl afraid of what is next cant go forward wont go backward stuck in the darkness no sees her tears or her fears so she stands brave and tall as long as she stays in the dark
Feelin Alone!
Does anyone ever feel like your alone and unwanted? I feel that way most of the time. I just feel like noone but my kids loves me. I am basically a single mom of three wonderful kids. Don't get me wrong I love my kids but I wish I had a man who loved me for me and love my kids. I just feel like I hate my life. I need a change in my life. Hopefully with me working, I can. My kids father lives with us. I have tried to make it work with us but it seems like he don't want it to work. He wants his freedom but wants to use me at the same time. I feel like going outta my mind!!!
Feelin A Lil Down
I am feelin exceptionally ordinary I'm not here as much so I am out of every loop there is   Meh...carry on
Feelings
feelings   As I wake by your side,My feelings for you I can not hide,I touch your face in the morning light,Being with you just feels so rightYou make me feel like I'm a king,Like being inside an awesome dream,Although this is real, that I know,As the love that surrounds us continues to growI think of what the future holds...Marriage, children, us growing old,And as I lay, with you dear,I'm just so glad you're mine, you're here
Feelings
ok i have a reaaly good friend i consider my best friend.She is a sweetheart and im madly in love with her.She is my everything and i dont know what i would do without her.She means the world to me and i would do anything for her.Ive known her for a few years and my heart still races when i see her or talk to her.I know she cares about me and we talked about dating i understand the situation but i just cant wait for the day were officially dating.Its the little things she does for me and how she makes me feel about myself that i love abt her.Not only is she georgeous,she is sweet and a wonderful woman im lucky to have her in my life.This woman is my world and id be lost without her in my life.
Feeling A Little Out Of It
hello Fubar friends and family Hmmmm a little bit about me lets see... friends tell me i am a great and sexy friend. i try to be i guess i love my friends and family but sometimes i dont feel apprieciated. i guess thats why i am on my computer alot i live in a fantasy world so i dont get hurt or i try to not get hurrt but it dont always seem to work that way. I do know one thing if i could i quit my job and become a phone sex operator or maybe on the video cam we shall see. right now i just want to loose some weight and feel better about myself.
Feeling You
I feel your voice as much as hear itWhispering hot promises In my ear, against my mouth, on my skin.I feel your mouth and tongueGentle, plundering,Wandering from lips to neck to breastsSucking, kissingSkimming down my bellyTeasing, lickingProbing, tasting.I feel your hands ExploringTender, roughCaressing, liftingDemanding, claiming.I feel you Strong and warm beneath my handsAll power and control between my thighsMuscles bunching, strainingRock hard and throbbingStretching me, filling meThrusting, urgent, demandingTaking, giving, cummingShuddering, relaxed and heavy against meI feel your voice as much as hear itRelaxed, murmuring words of loveIn my ear, against my mouth, on my skin
Feel With Your Heart......
little faces...big wide grins, hearts so pure and true what greater joy can exist then a child smiling up at you little fingers reaching out, just to hold Your hand the world to them so very big, as they stumble in the sand children are the greatest gift, for them the world is new through the eyes of a child, you can see, your life in front of you every moment, You have known, through a child becomes reborn keep them safe and watch them close, or else your soul will morn in the heart of every child, you can hear the angels sing their loving laughter flowing free, can heal most everything save the children...... always and forever.......... wynd please listen to this song and then go hug a child in Y/your life and let them know how very very much they are loved...... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjduQNo65LQ
Feeling Alone With The Person I Love
Ever stop your world when the person you love is feeling down?Even wonder why? When your sick that person is no where to be found?Ever believed that this love would last forever?And now you’re crying hoping that your life would soon come to an end.This is why I am lonely with the person that I love, and once called my friend Such a pity to see this relationship come to an end.With the person you loved, a person you once called your friend.The truth has come out, and everyone knows where they stand.What used to be a kiss and a hug? Is now done by a wave and shaking hands.Love till the end the priest will tell you. For better or for worse.But now your sitting here lonely looking for a way to run far away. I believed that you love, as you want to be loved.You sacrifice your freedom, something you once had.Give your time to this person, making sure the love you have wont stop.And the day you close your eyes in sicknessThe last person you will see is that person that you loved. All th
Feels Like It Was Written By My Baby Girl Chassity Aka Rip My Baby Girl
My Dad, he tells a lot of lies. He never did before. But from now until he dies, He'll tell a whole lot more. Ask my dad how he is, And because he cant explain, He will tell a little lie, Because he cant explain the pain. Ask My Dad how he is, He'll say "I'm alright." If that's the truth please tell me, Why does he cry each night? Ask My Dad how he is. "I’m fine. I’m well. I’m coping" For God’s sake Dad, just tell the truth. Tell them your heart is broken. He’ll love me all his life, I loved him all of mine. But if you ask him how he is, He’ll lie and say he’s fine. I am here in Heaven, I cannot hug him from here. If he lies to you don’t listen Just hug him and hold him near. On the day we meet again, We’ll smile and I’ll be bold. I’ll say, "you’re lucky to get in here, Dad, With all the lies you’ve told!"
Feeling... Odd... Lately
I've been feeling "ghostly" lately.  Not the empty, hollow feeling of depression, rather like an invisible outsider, transparent to the world. As though a stiff breeze would blow through me instead of against me.  As though I am only borrowing this physical body that everyone else sees and talks to.   Its like I have to "come back" to my body to interact with others, and then only clumsily.   Interacting with others is like putting on a mask, one mask for work, one mask for friends, another for family...  I have to remember to put on the appropriate mask at the appropriate time.  The mask smiles, the mask laughs, the mask talks with others... The mask is the appearance one presents to the world, Carl Jung described the persona: "The persona or "mask" enables an individual to interrelate with the surrounding environment by reflecting the role in life that the individual is playing.  In this way one can arrive at a compromise between one's innate psychological constitution and society
Feelings
0 I wonder why I have been let down again for did i do some kind of sin The tears of joy do not out way the tears of pain for I havent gained I wear my heart on my sleeve with my feelings that are left so revealing My eyes show you everything from the past and that doesnt even make things last For my sadness is not for you to judge but for you to understand me I have pieces that are broken but they are not yours as a token
Feelin As Low As The River
Another day has turned it's page. I still don't understand why I am constantly feeling down. I miss my old life. I miss my baby girl. 2 years old and i avnt been seeing her because I have nothing to give her. No materials, or love because I cannot love myself. This whole world has turned upside down. Katey is a great mom and a very responsible person. Shes got a good job and is hopefully doing really well. But do i really miss her? All i have is a glimpse. No image, no stillframe. Her presence is no longer within my eyes its all heartache from here on out. I know i fucked up, multiple times. But, why did things have to get as bad as they did? Yea, I smoke weed. Get over it. Soon I'm going to get my card so it will be legal. All I'm saying is that it has effects on me that are medicinal, and that is that. I may have other problems that are not fully understood by people (even though they say they get it) They Don't!! I hve kept this job, and right when i started makig money, child su
Feelin A Lil Evil
I wanna kick something. I miss my class. It's been two weeks and I have to miss another cause the instructors have a fight :/ It really helped me vent frustration. Grr.
Feelings For Him.
Sometimes I just don’t understand    just what you see in me, When I look deep inside myself    I only see what could be.   A plain little person, with a lot to give A very lonely person, just trying to live.   Never knowing what to do    as I face each day a new Only hoping and praying that my day    will be spent with only you.   Trying hard to understand    Just what we have become Sometimes I just don’t understand    where all these feelings are from.   I love you because you make me happy    and I love you because you sometimes make me blue, I can only say for sure    I love you because you are you.   For taking time to say hello    when most of your time is not free For coming to me at the end of the day
Feel The Ugg Boots Super Fashion
Yesterday, I obtained to speaking about my adore for Lanvin in common and Alber Elbaz in specific more than at UGG Cardy boots, and now I’m ready to complete to do identical here. Bags such as the ugg boots just inspire that in me. I could search at this tiny shoes all day, primarily mainly because it shirks the conventional conventions of evening ugg boots so which you can pursue a search that is a touch far more unexpected; you will not discover any gleaming hardware or intricate beading here. If I saw this ugg boots in someone’s arms and did not know any better, I’d presume it experienced been the vintage discover of the lifetime. The dusty teal lizard accented with tortoise shell gussets and weathered brass UGG Cardy boots like practically nothing else around the industry proper now, as properly as the mixture is wonderful in the subtle, restrained, well-edited way that is genuinely tough to occur by. Naturally, the coloring palette provides this item a retro fe
Feeling Like This
Maybe it is time for me, to stop. Gonna just give this life, all that I've got. It may not be much, but I'll do my best. Do what I can, and ta Hell with the rest. I know how I feel, there's no changing that. But I can't stay, where I'm at. I'm going to start over, smile and move on. I will always know, where my heart belongs. Time for strength, not afraid to fail. In the end, I know I'll prevail. Say yes for a change, take a risk. It can't be any worse, than feeling like this.
Feelings
Feelings is what I want to talk about    Feelings are the strongest emotion I have , YOU have, that every one has   Feelings are unlike anything you may say or feel in your life   Feelings are the inner core of who I am and I share them steady to every one   My feelings are mine and not yours for that's why you , YOU do not know who I am   My feelings I have shared and took advice on and acted upon but now.....   My feelings seem no more, they seem use less to me, they seem to be nothing more than just words. words that hurt you that hurt me that hurt her or hurt him.   Feelings we all have them, are yours as strong as mine? As strong as his? As strong as hers?   Are YOUR feelings every really shown or known? Have you locked them up as I had for so many years? Just to let them out and have them put on display for all to see and be talked about? Maybe or maybe not.   Evey ones feeling are there own none like mine. Many share the same thought of a feeling but ne
Feelings
Feel As I Have Felt
Don't get too cocky, to sure of yourself. Or I'll leave you feeling, just as I have felt. Mislead, lead on, replaced, used. Lonely, pathetic, crying and confused. I have had my weakness, but now I am strong. Maybe I didn't want to face the fact, that I was wrong. But I see it now, I know it's true. I have done everything, this time it's on you. Never asked for anything, never will. Just to be straight with me, on how you feel. That is too much I guess, but I have dried my tears. Not one more will be shed, I have faced my fears. Fought my demons, literally kicked their ass. Not beating myself up anymore, that's a thing of the past. I know what I am worth, what I truly deserve. It's sad you let go of, what was once yours. Instead of just telling me, I found out myself. Now you can step into my world, feel as I have felt. Like an idiot, a fool, taking the blinders off. Definitely a line, I will not again cross.
Feel Me Within
I lay in my bed, and look off to the right. There's a noise, keeping me awake tonight. It's sounds so familiar, it's hard to describe. There's just something distinctive, that I recognize. It's steady and strong, getting faster with time. I can't help but wonder, if it is just in my mind. Wait, I can feel it now, I knew it was you. Coming to me, from out of the blue. Let me crawl back in bed, and pull the covers back. Lay down with me, and just relax. It was the sound of your heart, that kept me awake. My satisfaction will return the favor, in this love we make. Close your eyes, feel my breath on your skin. Absorb my touch, feel me within. Deeper than the body, the mind, the soul. You are the half, that makes me whole.
Feel Free 2 Comment If U Wish
11/21/11  in my life ive been throu alot i was almost a wife  an one again i was forgot ive shed alot of tears conquored most of my fears i lost a love, but gained another im no longer alone, for i am a mother to have your heart broke so many times ive done alot an commited sum crimes i almost died, but am now alive i was revived, all my greed set aside without me knowing my son is wut kept me going ive struggled an been knocked down the depression i suffor left me with a frown ive come so far n been throu alot the person i once was has not been forgot ive ended the chapter on the life i once had i started a new beginning, at first i was sad ive been up n liked wut i saw only to stumble an watch myself fall i kno its my life an i kno wut i see i cant help but wonder if its were i shud b no time to look at my past this life i have is moving to fast i kno wen life gets me down i shud pk myself up n lose the frown to me its hard an almost hopless to put up a
Feelings Tht Hve Come And Gone And Back Again
U Say "I Luv U, Ur My One And Only" U Say Tht Others Dnt Mean Shit To U... I Spill My Heart For U, Let U Know Tht Id Do Nething To Hve U As My Own, To Keep U... U Tear Me Apart; Rip Me To Shreds, U Fed Me Words Tht Ran Through My Veins... U Say Wht U Please But Only Tease, When I See Those Girls Prettier Than Me Seducing U I Cant Help But Glow With Rage..... I Know I Dnt Mean Shit To U But U Mean The World To Me.... Roses Are Black And Violets Are Green, U Were My King And I Was Ur Queen.... If The Sun And The Moon Were One In The Same, Id Tke U To The Place Where Ud Be The Fame.... Aces Of Spades And Jokers Of Wild, Ull Be The Ice And Ill Be The Fire... Once Upon A Time When The Trees Grew Tall, I Saw U Only To Fall.... My Words Speak Loud By My Eyes See Proud, Wht U Made Me Will Only Be Shade..... The Luv I Hve For U Is Nothing Compared To The Luv She Brings To U... She May Be Wht U Want But Not As Pure And Free...Forces Of Nature Hear My Crime, Bring Thy To Me And In Due Time. Wolve
*feel Me *
When morning light will come to riseand another year's gone by;just listen for the whispered windgently rolling through the sky.And on the clouds, once grey and darka new dawn begins to form.The precious thoughts I wish for youcome by a gentle storm.The rains you feel, my subtle tears;I only shed a few.Sent as a soft reminderI am lost without you.The lightning strikes will penetratedeep into your mind.A spark to bring a start again;renewed and well defined.Then hear the thunder closing intnis drumming melodic sound.It's just the beats of my heartof this love that I have found.And as each storm passes by,each closer than before;every day, I think of youthen love you more and more.
Feelings
Feeling hurt and used Emotionally tattered and bruised   These emotions I’ve known for so long Will there ever be a time when they are gone   Probably not I guess My life is such a mess   I long for someone to take away this pain To take me into the sunlight and out of the rain   To show me they care That love can be kind, gentle and fair   Where is this man I need to know From here which way do I go   I search to no avail I hope someday true love will prevail
Feels So Right
Feeling
Some nice feelings..:-)When You Realize that you are valued by Someone..When You Get Ready n Someone Says that you are Looking Good..When Everyone Got Their Icecream Cups Except You 'n Someone Give You One's Own Cup..When Someone Knows Your Favourite Songs 'n Play only dose songs When You are around..When Someone Call You or Text you For No Reason..When Someone is Excited to See you Everytime..When Someone Tries to Find Reason To Talk To You..So.....Whenever you Find that "Someone"Do VALUE Them 'coz Everybody Doesnt Get That Someone.. !
Feeling Sad And Lost Today...
Not the best start to the day. Lost a family pet yesterday. Although Jake didn't live in my home and I wasn't his owner he was a peice of my heart none the less. He was the sweetest dog and helped the whole family work through the pain and loss when a cherished family member passed away from Cancer. As the family tried to heal Jake always had a way of being so kind and gentle, or just plain goofy when a laugh was needed. Too many losses in too short a time in my life....
Feel Me Up - 604
Day by day you let me feel great my lyrics aren't like questioning fate I do not know which path to choose I wander with blown mind and fuse Can't love with fear of loss and pain I know I can heal with notice of my gain   Suppose to do so much alone just favours asked because I worship the bone Few people offer help and they can see they are here for themselves not me I'm just in need of a friend or mate to lift my spirits with love not hate   Hear me, I feel you can hear see me I don't want the same, just wanted to let you know your one in a million imagine how let down I was when I found out its a game You are my evidence of lifetime love gonna come down and feel the heat from above   I am not angry just down and sad feel me up because I don't have what I had
Feeling Old?
Did anyone else feel old upon realizing that kids who like Power Rangers and Ninja Turtles nowadays weren't even born when the shows first came on?
Feeling
"Feelings are important in our life as they come from heart, if u respond back they grow, if u ignore they die, if u respect they stay forever."
Feeling
When you hurt...  you feel it when you sad.. you cry when you love ..  your happy when you get destroy..  you  get bk when  you mad .. you see red when you are down... you  stay away When does the hurt  stop and the loving beging? Noone is prefect but   actions  speak loud then your words   Gothic Angel
Feeling Unwanted
He didn't see that I wasn't hurting because he attempted to take control - I was hurting because I wanted him to be in control, but didn't know how to deal with my fears being unaddressed or unrecognized. That he wasn't really in control and I feared the false confidence that said he didn't see that.
Feeling It
YES YES AM FEELING IT MAYBE AM FEELING YU I OPE YU CHOOSE THE RIGHT MOVE AM ALWAYS READY TO GROVE TO FEEL UR CRAVES TO RUB MY TOUNGE UP AND DOWN THOSE TIHGHS O DAMN LET ME SLOW DOWN I WANT TO TASTE YU ON THE TIP OF MY TOUNGE ALL NIGHT LONG WE CAN FREAK IT UP AND CLIMB MOUNTAINSOF EASCTY AS LONG AS YU WILLING O TAKE THE STEPSAM TAKEN AND AM NOT TAKING HULL BECAUSE WITH THAT YU SURE TO GET THE HORNS
Feelings Of Wondering
                     " I Only Wonder"  At times I sit back and question myself as to, The things I've done and choices made in he past. Deep down I wonder if I am actually lucky at all, Or am I to be doomed for all of eternity to come. There are friends I have made in this life who, Honestly and truly mean a very great deal to me. Sometimes it seems as if some of them though, Could honestly care less what or how I feel. They to me are closer than most of my family, Yet to a lot of them, I am nothing but a joke. Guess that the times now in this life are but only, The things that make you ask why we even try. Mine eyes have had many a tear shed, And my heart has had quite a few aches. I sit and ask myself a lot of times you see, If people actually even care or like me, I just simply but only wonder!!!!    PJ Page   6/25/2012   1:14am
Feeling Loved
I wrote this way back in 2006 during my deployment to Iraq. Shortly after I recieved the wonderful news that we were going to have a child together! "I Love Monica, I love being with her, I love that we will get to share the responsabilities of a child together. She is my best friend and she holds my heart. I love her more than I knew I ever could love someone. When I come home to her, I will hold her twice over than I ever have before. i miss her so."  
Feelings...
Time after time your thoughts race as if they are falling like a penny dropped from the empire state building. Live to die, die to live. Its all in your head bottle after bottle you may end up dead. But you see the words are speak are never so clear and day after day I just filter my fear. The wrath of anxiety or the hope of a drug, the nauseating righteousness of a path of a thug. Liberation may be death and death is a living element if there is an afterlife. Well fuck if you don't fuck if you do, if I am arogant than so are you. So tell me the ways in which I must live, to bleed for an honer to take for a give. To look to the truth which may be the sky, but the truth isn't real the truth is a lie. A flase accusation a dying sensation a love for the hate a hate for the kill will you have the parasite to write my will? 
Feel
The sweet caress of your pain across my skin I breathe You  in as you sink deep into my flesh The pain is what I desire Fire in the cut Gimmie the release I need Let the blood flow So I know I want to feel You again dear friend.  Tears flow, Mix with the blood. It trickles down my arm towards my finger tips. I taste it and open the wound wider. Oh what a sight. My skin open and full of my own sweet nectar. It's You I desire and have done for a long time. Filling every fiber of my being with pain. You light up my life with the glint of Your blade. slicing deep and true.  Cutting through my soul with all of Your might.  I need this to feel.
Feeling Lucky
Everyone here as someother place they would like to be. Its kinda funny that few people know how "close" we all are.... even if there is someone or two or three or whatever that you can't stand. Maybe the point I am trying to make is mute, that is okay, I know what I mean!! Only time is on our side to make it has worthwild as possible. Hehe... you can take that anyway you choose. I located a marionette today, its a clown. I have two other porcelain dolls. They are sweet. I'm not exactly collecting, but hey its an idea when I get rich. My kids don't like them because they are usually evil in the movies. Least I don't own a snake. Wouldn't mind owning one but that too is a possible future ownership deal. I left at 9:40am and got back a little before 1:30pm. Yes, I'm tired and drained but at least I didn't get hurt or get caught in the rain. I did fall but the rocks didn't hurt my fat aztec. I do try to see the brighter side of every last thing. It may be my angelic tenedencies, not too
Feels So Alone Anymore
so im sitting here about to brake down in to tears and i have no clue why it sucks ass there has been so much to go on in my life the past 5 months and i guess i have finely hit my braking point.  i mean i lost my grandmother almost 5 months ago to cancer her hole body was ate up with it and 2 weeks after i lost her my bf (of over a year) cheats on my with someone 20 years older them him and my self esteem was at an all time new low for me i feels like i was nothing that i was not good enough for anyone i pushed almost everyone i loved or cared about out of my life and would not let them in i feel so unwanted by my family anymore its like they only want me around for my money or what not my mom never calls to see how i feel or shit like that idk maybe its just me but if i was to leave here they would not care i sometimes think they would be happier with me not around i wish i did not feel like this  yes in the past i have tryed to kill myself but never could somethis always saved me
Feeling Like Mr. Villian Or Mr. Irrelevant
Maybe it's me or sometimes I try too hard to talk to people and scare them off.  I know I want to make new friends and everything, but I have the tendency to screw things up and block me.  I'll admit that I don't know how to deal with people in general & my social skills are below average.  I'm a great guy but people want to overlook me.  Maybe that person was right when they told me that the really dont think a beautiful woman is going to be interested in me, because I'm not on their level, and I seem to go after what I think are "beautiful" women and they've all played me.  Maybe I'm not interesting to them and need to work on my personality.  Guys have that personality and social skills that attracts people or anybody.  I never had that.  I tend to try to hard and smother them (or seem desperate and say the wrong things), and when it comes to women, I may have to learn how to talk to them and be friends with them all over again, cause I've been a failure with them.
Feel On The Track. "we
WASHINGTON -- It was well after midnight. Ryan Tannehill White Jersey . The Nationals had exhausted their bullpen and had a starting pitcher warming up. Thanks to Chad Tracys hard-hit infield single in the 13th inning and alert baserunning by Danny Espinosa, Washington beat the Atlanta Braves 5-4 on Monday night to take a six-game lead in the NL East. "It was almost like a playoff game," Nationals manager Davey Johnson said. "They had their chances. We had our chances. It was that kind of game." Ian Desmond led off the 13th with an infield single off Cristhian Martinez (5-3) before Espinosa tried to bunt and hit into a forceout. Kurt Suzuki then hit a slow roller for an infield hit, allowing Espinosa to take third. "Once I saw everybody break, I hit second. I saw there was no one at third, I kept rolling," Espinosa said. With the infield in, Tracy hit a ball to Braves second baseman Dan Uggla. Instead of either trying to get Espinosa at the plate or attempting to turn a double play, Ug
Feeling
“Dare to BeWhen a new day begins, dare to smile gratefully.When there is darkness, dare to be the first to shine a light.When there is injustice, dare to be the first to condemn it.When something seems difficult, dare to do it anyway.When life seems to beat you down, dare to fight back.When there seems to be no hope, dare to find some.When you’re feeling tired, dare to keep going.When times are tough, dare to be tougher.When love hurts you, dare to love again.When someone is hurting, dare to help them heal.When another is lost, dare to help them find the way.When a friend falls, dare to be the first to extend a hand.When you cross paths with another, dare to make them smile.When you feel great, dare to help someone else feel great too.When the day has ended, dare to feel as you’ve done your best.Dare to be the best you can –At all times, Dare to be!”
Feels Like Rain
Feels Like Rain Down here the river meets the seaIn the sticky heat I feel ya' open up to meLove comes out of nowhere baby, like a hurricaneAnd it feels like rain   Lying underneath the stars lying next to youI'm wondering who you are How do you do?The clouds blow in across the moonThe wind howls out your nameFeels like rain   We ain't never gonna make that bridge tonightAcross lake PonchartrainAnd it feels like rain   Batten down the hatches, BabyBut keep your heart out on your sleeveIt looks like we're in for stormy weather, that's no cause for us to leaveJust lie here in my armsLet it wash away the painFeels like rain   Can you feel it? Let your love flow....
Feelings About Fubar So Far....
Well, I have been on this site now for 5 days, and I must say I am confused about certain aspects of it.   First off, leveling up. Honestly I'm not even sure what the benifit is to leveling up, but I guess it must be important if folks are working so hard at it lol. Second, I am very confused about the limit to comments and messages you can send folks. It's a social site, would social activities not be encouraged? I like to thank all the folks that send me drinks, I feel it is polite, but alas, the system will not allow me. :( Very dissapointing.   Third, what on earth are cherry bombs and auto 11's? I have seen folks talking aobut them, but I have no clue what they mean. :/ Nor do I know what bling is, or what bling polishing is for that matter. I guess I just have alot to learn about this site still. lol   Mostly I'm just here looking for friends, folks to chat with, good conversation. I guess in time I will learn about the other aspects of the site, and I hope to have fun as
Feelsgood's Fupony Lotto - The Full Post
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Feelings
Feelings  As I wake by your side, My feelings for you I can not hide,I touch your face in the morning light,Being with you just feels so rightYou make me feel like I'm a king,Like being inside an awesome dream,Although this is real, that I know,As the love that surrounds us continues to growI think of what the future holds...Marriage, children, us growing old,And as I lay, with you dear,I'm just so glad you're mine, you're here  
Feels Like Relish...
i will never love againand i will never promise toi can't come back from where i've beenit's a stain i'll always viewit feels like relish in my mindmaybe i'll just run and hidethere's nothing left for my teeth to grindit's a spoken soft spot, no well insideit's stain that's all i seeeven when i turn my backit won't ever let me bevelvet red that's turned to blackof course i know i'm standing hereyour hands can't do much more than nudgei inhale, but don't exhale fearand my feet are concrete, they won't budge
Feels Like I Cant Trust Anyone Anymore
Why does it feel like if no one cares I thought I had a good friendbut it wasn't true how do I trust trust... no... I don't know how to trust anybody anymoreI shouldn't have held on so tightbut that's what I get I will never trust anybody againI hate my life I wish my life would just get betterbut how can it almost everybody hates me nobody cares about how I feel why did god bring me here?is it because to the simple fact I care to much but I really don't know I just wish my life would just get better can somebody tell me why I hate my life so much!!
Feeling The Pressure
Feeling the pressure ,sometimes to be with someone but my life is in your hands ,  there's many things i need to right now ..   And i'll always have my true friends ..  My journey isn't over its like its just begun again ..  time to find myself , and love me as i love my friends    now is not the right time to let my heart be free.. to fall into the arms of any man , just happy to have me    I'm on a bigger journey , i don't know long it will take ..  but one thing i know is it won't a mistake    My life is God hands , and he'll help me grow stronger still  My life in God will , i just have to let him do his will ..   
Feel Through It!
: There are so many people in this world who i feel have the bad case of the Zombie's.. What i mean by this , is that they have chosen to live amongst the living dead. I too once chose that path of life. The choice to not feel, so that you cannot hurt, is an easy way to survive. By hiding from your past , so as to avoid potential pain from both the present and future, classifies you as this type person. Those who choose drugs , Drinking, or anything else as a crutch not to feel.. have chosen there path to walk this world aimlessly.. They will never allow themselves to be loved or love another for fear of pain.. This self instilled fear, will shut down all your senses.. it will cause self destruction, till one day your desire to live will diminish. Choose the right path for yourself.. Allow yourself to feel the pain, work through it and gain strength!!! Gain back yourself . You will no longer deny yourself pain from fear... you will learn more about yourself. You will let yourself recie
Feeling Sexy
i am despret for pussy,bobs,and dick! i need it
Feeling Good Again!
Feeling good again.  Got a new job to which I enjoy going.  I have my plate full as usual with friends who need my ear and my healing energy.  I'm learning Spanish again--spoke it as a kid!  I'm hoping to go back to work writing my book.  I am planning to build my "moon room" onto the end of my house sometime this summer if I can get enough money saved.  And life goes on....
Feelsgood's 4 Year Fu Party
YES, I'M GONNA HAVE A PARTY!  JULY 28TH IS MY FOUR YEAR ANNIVERSARY ON FUBAR! I will be trying for several Achievements on July 28th including 25K Likes & 5K Page Views.  I will be running Ability Bling (6 Boomerangs, 8 Famplifiers, 6 Rock Stars & 2 Auto 11's) for the full 24 hours. I'll have some Happy Hours on that day as well. I'm asking all of my family & friends to help me make this a success. You don't have to have credits to help, but credit donations would be greatly appreciated. I'll also be needing a few to help with Pimpouts, Family & Points Boost's, Shitface's & Promoting as well. Those who are able to help with a minimum donation of credits will be guaranteed a Family add for the day. All those who are able to help in other ways will be added to all my Family Boost's for the day. To those who are already in my Family, please do not assume you will be guaranteed a Family Spot on July 28th! If you choose not to help in some way, you could be removed for the day to make r
Feeling Amazing!!
For the past month now, nothing seems to be able to bring me down from these clouds I seem to be walking upon. I keep a smile now and my heart honestly has some one it truly cares for more than this piss poor life I live. Never in a million years could I have expected to be so happy and joyous as you have made me. Every day we see one another or talk on the phone, I fall further and further in love with you. I can honestly say now my life feels complete because Julie, you very much so make me feel amazing!!!     PJ .... 2:19pm .... 6/11/2013
A Feeling Out Of Time
When I look at me , what do I see ? I will tell you , the smile doesn't reach the eyes , There's coldness locked in there . Have heard the story so many times , I know it line by line . If you think you can reach my heart , With flowery words and promises , I will tell you not to waste your time. Cause that part is locked away . Like times of yesteryear  , even growing old , Has become very dear , As I am known as Ginaslove , I will tell you clear , I'm waiting for the blessed day , when I'm nolonger here. But until then , I'll play the game , laugh & dance & sing , For I do know the joy of loving , giving and serving , My broken heart holds proof of that , The lips may smile but I'll confess to this , It will never reach my eyes ..........
Feeling Good
Sun is shining. Weather is sweet.
Feeling Blue.
I have been singel now for 4 years. I have had a few dates. But none of them have lasted long. I am trying to see if it's me or not. I am having roommmate issues. I am feeling that this is the issues that are causing me not to have any luck in dating. I don't go for the men she does, this is my way. And up till now she's been going fpr the younger men. Well I got the I am 40 b.s. thing. Meaning that she is no longer going for the younger men. I am like well this is great. I am by no means loose, but I have had fun. I know for a fact that there are two types of men. Ones wanting just sex, and those that are in a relasionhip. I am feeling like the men from the east coast are nothing more than players. And she has a lot to do with my lace of dates. I just don't bring them home. She is so judgemental, and thinks every man is a jerk. I see not all men are this way. Now here is the messy part of it all. I have no time to myself, I have to clean all of the place, dishes, ect. I do not come
Feeling In The Dark
I HAVE SIT AND WONERING WHERE I DID GO WRONG FOR SO MANY PPL TO NOT WANT TALK TO ME ANYMORE . I HAVE LEARN OVER THE 32 YRS OF MY LIFE TO SHUT UP AND NOT SAY WORD TO HOW U FEEL WHEN I KNOW WHEN I SPEAK LOT COME OUT IN THE WRONG TIME OR PLACE . MAY BE SHOULD GO IN SHADOW NEVER COME OUT TO TALK ANY ONE AGAIN . BUT I SIT WONDERING IN WAY  IF DID THAT HOW MANY FRIENDS OR FAMILY WILL THEY MISS ME OR NOT . I WILL BE SIT HERE WONDERING WHAT DID I GO WRONG AT THERE NOTHING I CAN DO HOW I HOW FEEL IS JUST LET TIME FLOW BY WHILE THE ANSWER TO ME COME OR HAVE SIGN SAY THERE U GO U DID SUM WRONG AGAIN KICK UR ASS BEHIND THE DUST AGAIN . JUST SHUT UP AND DONT SAY WORD  TO ME JUST LET ME BE LET ME SIT WONDERING HOW MANY FRIENDS WILL LET ME COME OUT AND SPEAK NOT WHOLE LOT OF PPL WILL BC I I WILL GET MY SELF IN TROUBLE AGAIN SO I GOING TO BE IN THE SHADOW LET EVERYONE AROUND ME GO AND I WILL SIT AND WONDRING WHERE THE WALL BEGIN TO BREAK.  BY SEXYBITCH........................................
Feeling Frightened
If you’re feeling frightened about what comes next, don’t be. Embrace the uncertainty. Allow it to lead you places. Be brave as it challenges you to exercise both your heart and your mind as you create your own path towards happiness, don’t waste time with regret. Spin wildly into your next action. Enjoy the present, each moment, as it comes; because you’ll never get another one quite like it. And if you should ever look up and find yourself lost, simply take a breath and start over. Retrace your steps and go back to the purest place in your heart… where your hope lives. You’ll find your way again.
A Feeling Had Looking At A Pic
Why do I dream of your warmth in my arms or the delight in the thought of your essence next to me . Why do I dream of your smile and glittering eyes . Why do I long to hear your words in my ears . Why do I desire the taste of your sweet lips upon my own . Forbidden love perhaps . Or wanting to be closer to you my friend , Yes I see trouble we may have . but I hope that everyone that sees can understand your my friend and I love you just as much as I can . So I wont hold your hand in public and I wont hold you in my arms but I will hold you in my heart and no one can complain to that cause I know that all you meet feel the same. Your just to easy to love me thinks ….
A Feeling
you have no idea how often i wonder how youd feel in my arms cuddled up watching the snow or the tv or just walking down a street holding your hand , maybe a midnight drive to the mountain top to set and watch the stars i find them beautiful at this time of the year, but oh my dear i find you beautiful every day of the year, you make my heart go pitter patter and make me feel like one day my life will be blessed in love with you right there next to me everyday like a brand knew day to share love laughter joy and giggles , you amaze me with your beauty you intrigue me with your heart , you excite me with the simplest things like the sweetness of your lips and the excitement of knowing hey god could have made me for you or you for me , i spose it makes no difference as long as we are arm in arm
Feeling Cold Without You,,
I feel so cold As if I am getting really old Plenty of life is still left withinBreathing has stopped as ifEmotions are falling asleepMy eyes are getting really weakOften forget to shed a tearSuffering of senility as ifMy body looks just fine Hidden deep behind the liesSo hollow and dark on the insideEmpty and confinedMy helpless soul cries in vainWeary of ego, deceit and the painNo one ever caresNo one has time to looks behindI have no place left to liveThere is no place left to hideNick Kler 
Feenin' By Jodeci
To Kally...This is how you have me right now! Spoken Hit me All the chronic in the world couldn't even mess with you You are the ultimate high You know what I’m saying baby? Now check this out Verse 1 Take my money My house and my cars For one hit of you You can have it all, baby Cause makin' love Everytime we do Girl it's worse than drugs Cause I’m an addict over you And you know that I [Chorus:] I can't leave you alone You got me feenin' Feenin you got me feenin Got me goin' crazy I can't leave you alone You got me feenin' Girl I’m feenin' for you Verse 2 Said I’m feenin for you I don't have a mind It's all blown on you, baby Girl I’m so strung out All I do is wish for you So tomorrow if you're not here Then girl I’m down So I need you near I just wanna make it through the night So hold me tight Then girl I’m alright [Chorus:] I can't leave you alone You got me feenin' Feenin you got me feenin Got me goin' crazy I can't leave you al
Fees
Fees A Texas farmer got in his pickup, drove to a neighboring farm and knocked at the farmhouse door. A young boy about 12 opened the door. "Is your Dad home?" the farmer asked. "No sir, he ain't," the boy replied. "He went into town." "Well, said the farmer, is your Mom here?" "No sir, she ain't here neither. She went into town with Dad." "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?" "He went with Mom and Dad." The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other mumbling to himself. "Is there anything I can do fer ya?" the boy asked politely. "I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one. Or maybe I could take a message fer Dad." "Well, said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to yer Dad. It's about your brother Howard gittin' my daughter Pearly Mae pregnant." The boy considered for a moment. "You would have to talk to Dad about that," he finally conceded. "If it helps you any, I know that he charges $50 for the bull and
22 Feet Of Noodles A Day Keeps The Doctor Away
So Rocco and I went to the Zao Noodle Bar tonight to meet with a friend to talk some bullshit. And our server said something first about if we went to school together or not. I was like, uh I dunno. It turns out we did. She had to ask me what my name was but I was the one who remembered her name and what classes we took together. Here I can remember that but I have a hard time with medical terminology- go figure...
6 Feet Below
The snow is falling Upon this cold cemetary ground She kneels down to the stone To talk with her lost lover below The tears from her eyes The pain in her heart She misses him so much Why must they be apart She comes here when she can Just to have a talk with him And although he has passed She can still feel him there She bows her head And begins to speak... Hello my love Its been a while I'm sorry I haven't been by I'm still going through the turmoil I miss you my love With all my heart And I would give anything to just be in your arms So I have made up my mind And its perfectly clear That I can no longer go on without you, my dear Soon I will be with you For this life I can no longer stand I've chosen to take my own life Just to be with you again And on that very cold night Slain across his frozen stone Lay her lifeless body Burried under snow Now she is with her love Six feet below ©Sorrow 2006
40 Feet Below
War dividing Tectonic boarders sliding Slam dance in a vat of nitrogen Still the beat in a slumber of cryogenics Biomechanize the innocent Discharge the discorporate, comatose, and apathetic Loaded rifles for all cattle in attendance Blunt force suppressant Chemical burn oppression Brand new utility belt decked out with all the latest weapons Jacked up with enough fire power to burn down the heavens String them out on hate and doubt You give them guns and they take clout Tiles are falling; you put them up with mud and not with grout Lack of structural integrity Collapsing under the pressure that mounts You’re going to get found out They see you cowering behind the dust cloud When the smoke and mirrors blow away and crash You’ll go from king to bitch in a muzzle flash Make a mad dash to get your bitch ass under cover The fools have started thinking and the laymen have learned to read The holly men have turned to drinking, and the faithful are on to the deceit W
Feet Pics
HEY I NEED FEET PICS ANYONE SOMEONE I NEED FEET PICS PLEASE
Feet Contest
IF YOUR BORED THROW SUM HELP MY WAY IF YOUD LIKE!! LOVE YA ALL!!
Feet Contest
Feet First And On Your Bottom!
What Martha says to her three-year-olds at day care when they get on a slide Sarah hasn't quite grasped yet. But don't be too hard on her . . . she just discovered it's fun to jump in mud puddles yesterday! It was a fun afternoon at the Alvin house . . . after church this morning -- wait a minute, THIS is a neat story too! Today I'd signed up to be the lector at our morning service; for those of you who don't know, that's basically someone who rises to a podium and reads the Old and New Testament lessons (selected passages for the particular Sunday) and occasionally a responsive reading, usually a psalm where the lector reads one verse and the congregation reads the next, then the lector reads, and so on. So I read the Old Testament lesson without a hitch, then I came to the responsive reading (which I didn't know until just before the service started we were having, and Pastor Janet had to hand me a copy of Psalm 8) and realized that I didn't have the form with me and the psalm
Feet Calendar For 2008
THE LEADER HAS DECIDED TO DO A CALENDAR FOR THE BARE FEET OF CHERRYTAP IN 2008. IF YOU OR ANYBODY YOU KNOW WOULD LIKE TO BE A SPECIAL MONTH OR EVEN THE COVER OF THE CALENDAR PLEASE RESPOND TO THIS BLOG OR FUTURE BLOGS. THANKS, BARE FEET SOCIETY STAFF
6 Feet Under In Roswell New Mexico
7/2/2007 Hello Readers: As always I am trying my best by "harassing" you to pay attention to my predictions and build enough Cosmic Consciousness to understand and accordingly use the "Cosmic Code" at your advantage. Back in June the 12th I gave a series of dates to George Noory on Coast To Coast. Click here July 2007: +2nd 2007 is one of them where the keywords once more spoke for themselves pertaining to the current news. Here are the keywords for the next few days. I am also expecting more explosions, earthquakes and shocking news until the next date of July 13th. (+) Cosmos News/Nuke/Weird news /Surprises/Explosions/Shocking news/ Earthquakes/Volcanoes/Tornadoes/ NASA/Aeronautics/UFO. 1) UFO NEWS - Art Bell shows on the UFO crash in Roswell. Roswell aliens theory revived by deathbed confession. Click here Results: "oh yes, it was real after all ..." But I know this to be a fact since 1956 when they started to bug me in my bedroom. After 4 soli
6 Feet Away.
As they lower me down into this hole in the ground,I hear not a peep,I make not a sound. I don't try to fight it,I don't dare.For this is my night,I need no stagnent air.As I lay with my eyes closed I begin to feel the cold,closing around me I will never grow old.I hear the dirt now as they shovel away,getting thrown on top of me,where they think I will stay.I wish I can see them aaah I wish I could see.All those fucking people who said I never could be.Fuck you all now and live your fake life,as I am alone and away from your vice.You can't control me or tell what to do.Make me change and try something new.I am a freak and always will be.Now your all alone ...without me.I lay here now in the dirt Within my box.Where I can be alone with my own thoughts.Never wondering or worrying anymore,never looking back like I did before.I am here,I'm free of that place and now I lay here with a smile on my face.For you guys will get older and suffer sickness and death,I will lay here with my hands a
Feet Of Flames Finale
The FINALE from Michael Flatley's FEET OF FLAMES I ADORE AND LOVE THIS MAN!
Feet
Ok so this guy messages me...don't get me wrong i have nothing against people with foot fetishes but if your gonna ask people for shoes and socks maybe you should at least make an attempt at getting to know them :P......If any of Y'all are interested in selling him your shoes or socks hit him up ;) fetishfreak@ fubar CONVO is below....he fanned me, so i guess that would have made it OK to ask me Again to buy my shoes and socks Lmao.
Feet Pictures
why do so many people like feet? what is it about them that so many people enjoy? whats sexy about a part of your body that's trapped in a shoe all day walking around sweating and getting funky? to me it's not appealing at all can some one please fill me in?
Feet?
I'm addicted to looking at photos... I'm a "photo-man-whore." I've come to notice that lots of women have pics of their feet. Most of these pics are labeled "As requested." Hmmmm... now a woman can certainly have pretty feet, but I don't really get that much satisfaction from seeing foot photos from every angle. So, are there really that many guys on here that are REALLY into feet? Or is it just one that really gets around? Makes me wonder...
Feet Goddesses
Looking for women that love to show off their feet and have them worshiped. To become a Foot Goddess please just tell me in a comment. Thank you. ~General Rabbit~
15 Feet Of Chain
The Kinky Cards informed me that after dinner out my DOM was taking me to the hardware store to make a purchase. The only clue he gave me was "clink clink". "Oh my", I thought, "this sounds interesting". All during dinner that evening I was on edge. The food was excellent and our conversation was lively, but I couldn’t seem to keep my mind from wandering to our shopping trip. After dinner we hopped into Sam’s little red sports car and drove to the local hardware store. A nice older gentleman asked us if we needed any help finding what we were looking for. Sam winked at me and told him we were fine on our own. I followed Sam as he wandered through the store looking at various tools and household items. We ended up at the back corner of the store where there were huge spools of rope and chains. I finally understood; Sam was buying me chains! My thoughtful DOM invited me to browse the selection. There were probably 15 different types to choose from. Household-duty links felt too
Feet Slaves
Feet Slaves I'm sitting on the sofa when you come home and u run to me and on your knees and take my socks off and lay them nicely on the floor. You lean down and slowly start kissing the top of my foot. You then lift my foot up and press it against your face and slowly lick the entire length of my foot. With your hand you start to massage it while taking each toe one at a time into your mouth and sucking it for a few minutes. Now you put my foot down and start the same process on the other foot. This time thought you take all of toes into your mouth and suck and take your tongue and slide it in between each toe. After you have thoroughly licked and kiss both of me feet you get up and run to get the nail polish and you proceed to paint my toe nails and after you have finished you sit there blowing them and making sure they are dry. Now you know that you have to suck them again or there will be punishment. So you suck my newly painted toes and worship them even more. Now y
Feet Fetish
I did this set just for those that have requested more feet. There are over 50 photos of nothing but my feet and different items. The items I used in the set will also be used in future sets coming very soon. It will be on my site http://www.southern-charms4.com/exoticflame/ after 5:00 p.m. CST today. Hugs and Kisses Exotic Flame
10 Feet Tall And Bulletproof
I guess we all feel 10 feet tall and bulletproof from time to time, but recently i have had to admidt to a disability. Im 37 and going deaf, from a former occupation i worked for 10 yrs. I worked armed security and fired my weapon without hearing protection which decayed my hearing. So now i face the task of getting hearing aids and coping with my problem. But I know God wouldnt throw anything my way i couldnt handle, so this is just another obstacle i have to overcome, thats all.
Feet Crazy = Assclown
 So, lastnight Robert pimped me out. Usually i get a few freaks that try to chat me up. But this time i get a guy trolling through my pics and asking me for a foot salute. Not that i'd be opposed to doing it for a friend, but i don't know this kid. So, i ignored him. he comes back this evening, and tries to talk to me again. This is what happened: Feet Crazy: sooooo.....   cancel Chat To Feet Crazy: um no   cancel Chat Feet Crazy: typical   cancel Chat To Feet Crazy: y
Feet Crazy
ERROR: sorry, the users permissions don't allow you to message them.   === 'Feet Crazy' wrote the following at '2010-06-29 14:31:54'.. yupp..............your a CUNT === 'BLOODY MADNESS' wrote the following at '2010-06-29 14:28:44'.. yupp === 'Feet Crazy' wrote the following at '2010-06-29 14:17:44'..  typical === 'BLOODY MADNESS' wrote the following at '2010-06-29 14:15:47'..  nope, sorry === 'Feet Crazy' wrote the following at '2010-06-29 13:54:33'.. u making my feet salute?
6 Feet Under
Your 6 feet under  your smile never to be seen again  Your arms never to hold me again  your voice never to be heard again..  your 6 feet under.. Gosh i miss you ...  I wish i could come see you  at christmas , at easter the times when everyones else see's thier mother.    They say time heals all wounds , but this wounded my soul  but i think i'll always miss you, your such a big part of me ..  Oh how i  had just one more day , another one to say goodbye .. if only ..   But life's as cruel as it is sweet sometimes .. . your 6 feet under   and your gone .. long gone .. sometimes i wish i was taken at the same time ..  I'd do anything i could to take you from death .. but i can't nope change it your 6 feet under .. not much i can do but cry .. grieve your loss .. and eventually move on.. your 6 feet under .. and continue to live on .. leave a legacy that you'd be proud of  I miss you Mum but your 6 feet under
Feeze
      Alright fu I got me a great new owner so lets do the fu thing and go show this soldier mad fu love! Those of you that don't know him are missing out so go r/f/a/c/b this sexy soldier! FEEZE Please be sure to repost! Sweetpeabayba
Feezy Cam Dance Contest
Mark your calender October 7th starting at 8pm est Royal Highness is having a feezy cam dance contest. If you are interested in joining please contact one of these staff members listed: Perpetual Bliss at michelle.abner@yahoo.com, Jedson at jedson11, Chris Blade at bladebias2005, or Feezy at eric2efeezy.RULES: yes you know they are a great thingclothes are a must!!! even if its a bra its still clothes :Dsolo dancing only   YOU MUST ME A LOUNGE MEMBER you can find royal highness in my lounges Everything else goesYou do not get to choose your musiceveryone will dance to the same songyou must dance the entire lenght of the song.lounge members will be judging this contest so invite your friends.Your contest DJ will be the one and only Chris Blade   oh yeah prizes :D there will be only 2 winners one male and one female. winners will get their choice of a 1 month vip or a 25 credit bling pack
Feeze's Prayer
Dear God pls forgive me for all the bad things that I done in the past and the things that I will do in the future I deserve the punishment that lay upon me, Pls God here my prayer and have mercy on my tortured soul amen.
Fefe Dobson - Stupid Little Love Song
It's just a stupid little love song It's just a stupid little It's just a stupid little love song Here we go Put em' up Put em' up, put em' up Your grandpa fought in world war two Your cousin landed on the moon Your mother is a diplomat, the senator of Connecticut Your sister's got 4 point O Your father's got his own talk show Your bother is the scientist, who found the cure for morning breath I came here by taxi You came by limousine And all I have to offer you is this Just a stupid little love song (3 chords and a microphone) Just a stupid little love song (hip hop and rock n' roll) So sit right down I'll sing this song to you Put em' up Put em' up, put em' up The captain of the football team The cheerleader's recurring dream You're on the road to Harvard Law I'm on the bus to Arkansas I stand in your doorway Your world looks so enchanting And all I have to offer you is this Just a stupid little love song (3 chords and a microphone)
[feh]
so today my options appeared above my head not unlike a blinking binary menu from a 1980's RPGand the options were"go back to bed""troll for bitches" so I got up, fapped to redtube on my TV (because internet connection through PS3 for free porn on a full size television so much more bomb than my office chair and this flatscreen) put down a layer of black on my modeland the fucking menu popped up again So I made lunch, hit ignore and watched some house but the fucker just kept getting in the way of my screen so I finally selected "troll for bitches" That bought me a couple hours. Watched the Royals win, playtested my deck. then I spent a couple hours trolling for bitches I failed to remember something until later. NOTHING IS FUCKING OPEN IN THE SUMMER ON SUNDAY IN THIS SHITKICKER TOWN AFTER NOON!!! Cafe`s shut down after lunch, ONE bar out by the airport (no thanks don't wanna reenact deliverance) bunch of redneck dudes watching cars drive in circles, not going to the mall to
Fehhhhhhhhhh
Soo, I have decided to pick up my fat lazy ass and start workin out after work. I come home at 8am, so I have about an hour to jog or somethin before I get on Fubar and then crash :) But I hate going to sleep early. Since I went to sleep at 7am, I woke up at 2pm, and now I am already gettin tired. And I am going to work in 3 hrs! Yay! I fuckin hate Fridays with passion, and I really hope no one decides to keep me company and tell me their life story. Cause I don't care and don't wanna hear it. Wish me luck
A Feiend That Could Have Been But Never Was
.. Friends that could have been But never was Oh what a sadness R.I.P. Sarea Wilks A friend I never Knew You know this is not a favorite comment of mine its one that reminds me of a grate saddness, but today it was not the comment that made me think of this but a question i was asked to day; the question was do you rally care about your friends....now for the rest of the story... I have many socail network sights ; myspace,my year book ,facebook and tagged to name a few,well on one of them was a friend request from a sandra wilks back then i dident care she was a point or credit for the sight hell yah I was a point hoe, any way i acssepted the friend reqest talked to her a coupal of times exchanged comments then hell i moved on she was just a face on my page to rate my page and give me comments, i went to her page many times but only to see who she was cause i could never take the time to g
The Feignt - Enployment Of Objectivity
I happened across an individual who seems ethereal. Unattainable. He is juxtaposition. His looks are at odds with his mentality. I saw meek and transparent, but heard steel and daggers. His intelligence is undeniable. I am truly fascinated. Not infatuated, by any means. He does not match me. However, there is a certain fervent wish to possess a piece of this person; whether that piece be soul, mind or body, I have yet to determine. With that determination to possess comes a desire to be possessed. I wonder sometimes whether what I require in others is what I find lacking in myself. Losing one's soul to another willing to lose their soul in return. I would so happen to possess a soul that was not originally my own. I suspect that this is what I am drawn to. That which we can never have is that which we most desire. There is but one thing. The draw back of wisdom is this: Once experience dusts away naivety, the whimsy of fantasy no longer blinds or deludes.
A Feild Of Thornless Roses
Yet another poem I wrote 8 years ago trying to make sense of the senseless... In A Field Of Thornless Roses I thank God Geraldine loved me. Life is good. On a walk down a busy street. Sidewalk burning cold into my feet. Everyone talking, nothing to say. My memories with you imagine we lay In a field of thornless roses and sun's gentle beams. Life's endless bounty, your eyes gleam. Our bodies stroked with rays of warmth. Nothing to endanger, nothing can harm. A horn honks, the light changes. So many thoughts, so many ranges, All in prose, nothing changes. All is relative, so it's said, Your love is present and although you're dead, You will live forever in my hopes and dreams. Only to die each night as I awake from the screams. Traffic is heavy, it's after five. I'll slip back in my thoughts, you're still alive...
Feira Arte Natal Chega A Sua Sétima Edição Edição
A mais completa feira de presente de natal do Rio acontece de 30 de novembro a 02 de dezembro, das 12h às 19h, no Clube Monte Líbano, na Lagoa. A feira Arte Natal que chega a sua sétima edição em final de novembro e investe na campanha de natal, “Sempre, Presente, Sempre”. Serão 63 estandes e 120 expositores de todo o país que fornecerão o que há de melhor em artesanato, moda, decoração e culinária com qualidade, beleza e preços incomparáveis. A entrada custará R$ 14,00. Os organizadores esperam um grande número de pessoas este ano, levando em conta o sucesso dos anos anteriores, onde o evento reuniu cerca de nove mil visitantes. Por causa dos preços, acessíveis a todos os bolsos, a peça artesanal é uma ótima opção de presente natalino. Do patchwork ao biscuit, dos produtos de madeira ao fuxico, a edição 2012 da Arte Natal mobilizará ateliês que fornecerão, além de peças artesanais, artigos de moda e decoração. Também haverá requintes culinários à disposição dos
Feisty Puppy Scares Off 3 Bears In Nj Back Yard
Feisty puppy scares off 3 bears in NJ back yard Mon Aug 25, 2:47 PM ET WYCKOFF, N.J. - If only Goldilocks had a cockapoo. ADVERTISEMENT A 15-pound cocker spaniel-poodle mix named Pawlee scared off a mother bear and her two cubs Sunday morning after they strayed into his owners' back yard. Whether his bark was worse than his bite, Pawlee's tactic worked just fine. These three bears got the hint and took off. "We had just let him out for the morning and he ran into the yard and started barking his head off," owner Fran Osiason said. Osiason said her 9-year-old son, Jacob, went outside to see what the commotion was about and came running back in to report there were bears in the yard. She was worried that the mother would come after Pawlee to protect her cubs, but the pugnacious pup, just 8 months old, had other plans. His barking drove the two cubs up a tree, and they eventually climbed down and hopped over a fence with their mother and retreated into the w
Feisty Momma Has A Happy Hour
Hey girls..one of our members has a Happy Hour tonight 12/11 at 5pm FuTime...be sure and show her some love! ~~Fiesty Momma Fu Luv Bomb Squad ஐ*ღDangerous Curves memberღ*ஐ@ fubar
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Come And Meet Feisty!! She Is The Most Feistiest Woman I Know...Very Friendly and Down Right Beautiful!! How Can You Not Love a Face Like This...She's Sexy As Hell!! Just Click The Picture Below To View Her Page and Rate/Fan/Add/Bling/and Crush Her...She Deserves It All!!!
Felatio? Lmfao!
Resolved Question Show me another » What's felacio? That's what my bf want's for his birthday, is it a video game? They didn't have it Best Buy. * 2 years ago Additional Details 2 years ago OMG I am soooooo gonna kick his ***, well at least now I know why the guy at BB kept calling other guys asking if they had it and were laughing. I feel so dumb. 2 years ago APPLETECH you know I so clicked on the link! Thanks for the practical answer. Wikipedia has everything! I love the cartoons, was that dude giving another dude a blow? Very educational. Report Abuse appletech089 by appletec... Member since: March 04, 2006 Total points: 3895 (Level 4) * Add to My Contacts * Block User Best Answer - Chosen by Asker It's a gaming device, however I'm sure your bf already has one. It's mainly for female where they blow in this certain joystick for gaming. You basically gently massage the joystick to get the engine started... And then you put the jo
Felated...
Felch
Felch may mean:* Felching, when semen or other fluids are sucked from the vagina or anus
Feldar's Story
This story is based on an incident told by then-Sergeant-Major-of-the-Army Jack Tilley. I combined it with my own observations and conversations with Walter Reed soldiers and their families into one story. As such it is fiction - and yet it captures the truth more clearly than any single fact. -Feldar So I'm walking briskly down the hall, wanting to get OUT of the hospital, as I've completed the interview. I dislike hospitals even as I cherish and appreciate those who heal and who are healed. They just seem to reek of old pains which stain the walls like a subtle scent that one can't track. I walk past the rooms, avoiding people in white and soldiers in camouflage, as they stride purposefully with clipboards and IV bags and other implements of healing. My boots make an annoying squeaking noise every time my right foot hits the ground, and I find my thoughts silently chanting cadences to the rhythm produced. I pass open doors, I glancing in curiously, always wo
Feliz Navidad!
¡Hola personas! Pondré mi árbol de Navidad. Nunca tema que regresaré pronto. Adore a todo. xoxoxo el Amor Inmortal
Feline Sensuality
My world is all about my senses, true that can be said about anyone.. but I think too many people take them for granted or truly don't revel in what the senses provide. I do. Everything within me is tied to the pleasures of my senses. The sense of taste for one is highly valued. I love food, and this product engages taste and smell equally (which makes sense since they are tied together). I love the ripe burst of a strawberry that tingles the tongue, or even the taste of the skin of a lover. Chocolate makes me, like nearly any woman, purr with pleasure. Smell brings tastes and sensations. How I love seasonal smells, even for one who hates the winter as much as I, can still appreciate the cold crisp smell of winter, or the damp musky smell of spring. However it is the vibrant smells of summer and autumn that touch even the palate and brings a light of colors to my inner mind. The sizzle of cooking meat makes my mouth water instantly, fresh bread is the smell of home and family.
Felina
What name best suits your personality? *Girl- Felina, which comes from feline, meaning cat-likeBoy- Apollo, which means father lion.You are very dominate and cat like. From persions to panthers, you love and are like them all.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
Feline Desires
purring needing, wanting arching into your hands waiting for tender caresses passion ignites, consuming my body hot soft kisses upon my skin moisture beads on my brow smiling, sated purring
Felinoids: Senona Ch. 01
Felinoids: Senona Ch. 01 by kitazkitten © Chapter 1: Damn Master Senona stood in the tiny cramped space that passed for a bathroom and studied her reflection. Her fur was dull and lacked the luster of good health. She wasn't sick, exactly, but rather underfed and stressed. But then again, her life had been one big stress test since the moment her parents had been killed and she was captured and sold into a life of slavery. She had lost count of the number of masters and mistresses who had held her leash but this latest master was the worst. He was a slave trader and his current cargo of women and little children was grating on her already frayed nerves. She had tried to harden her heart to their cries for help but despite that fact, one little girl, Sinde wouldn't leave her alone. The little girl was constantly finding ways to escape her holding cell and come and talk to Senona. Like right now, the little girl was staring up at Senona with adoring eyes. "Ya need to go
Feline
Feline by xseraphimx © " Don't move" I said, as I slapped the naked strangers hands down by his side, then with my right foot I kicked his legs further apart. I paced away from him, taking in my surroundings. A clearing in the middle of the forest, a light rain falling, the light through the trees sending shafts of light off the crystals of water as they dripped from the leaves. Glancing over to my right I saw my lover leaning up against a tree, a lazy smile curling from his lips, his eyes intent on my next move. He asked for this, and he was going to see just what his woman was capable of. Spinning back on my heels I gave the naked stranger a longer look at my body, firm breasts rising high, despite childbirth, hips still small, and a waist still tight, a small red belly ring glinting in the light and a racing striped shaven pussy. I felt the strangers eyes feasting on me, yes, I thought look long and hard at this feline. The words to a Nine Inch Nails song came unbidden to my min
Feliz Nadada Merry Christmas...to One And Alll My Fans Friendsa >> And Everyone... Diana
MyHotCommentsIm a smiling Ear 2 Ear ty ty All my friends . Hugs and many more Much Love I have in store , for all my friends now are a load. What wonderful Friends; God is Good.He has Blessed thats for sure ,and Im far richer now then before .. Merry Christmas all one and all. Hugs diana / HotFreeLayouts
Felicitations Of The Season To All
My dear friends: In these days of Political Correctness run amok, this struck a melodious chord with me. I hope you enjoy it too. Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. And also: A fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERIC
Felitsa
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero año y Felicedad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero año y Felicedad I want to wish you a Merry Christmas I want to wish you a Merry Christmas I want to wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart I want to wish you a Merry Christmas I want to wish you a Merry Christmas I want to wish you a Merry Christmas [ Jose Feliciano Lyrics are found on www.songlyrics.com ] From the bottom of my heart Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero año y Felicedad I want to wish you a Merry Christmas I want to wish you a Merry Christmas I want to wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart I want to wish you a Merry Christmas I want to wish you a Merry Christmas I want to wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero año y Felicedad
Felice Brothers
If I get a chance to see them this year, I'm jumping at it. I think they might be my new best thing.
The Feline Who Owns Me
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Fellings From The Heart Part 001
For when my love is coming true my heart breaks down on my life For knowing that she is my love. I just can’t take it when she says no to me and my soul just tares me apart my world an d I just what to tell her how much I love her so.
Fellow Juliya Slaves
WTF dudes? Fuse fucking hacked Juliya's site YOU ASSSHLOES!!!! Fuse sux Current mood: pissed off What the fuck fuse is soooo fucking stupid. I really don't understand why they fired Juliya. I mean wtf, she was the best thing to happen to fuse. Hell i watched the shit on there cause she made it fucking interesting. Yeah, they can't justify what they've done. Firing someone for no reason. Damn she made them dough, and made fuse. So if you don't know what all the fuss is bout check out mistress Juliya's myspace. http://www.myspace.com/mistressjuliya anyway check it out, then join her group to boycott they're fucking gay asses. Ohh and fuse if you see this... YOU SUCK FUCKING BALL'S
Fellowship In The Gospel
Fellowship in the Gospel . . . fellow laborer in the gospel of Christ . . . —1 Thessalonians 3:2 About this cover After sanctification, it is difficult to state what your purpose in life is, because God has moved you into His purpose through the Holy Spirit. He is using you now for His purposes throughout the world as He used His Son for the purpose of our salvation. If you seek great things for yourself, thinking, "God has called me for this and for that," you barricade God from using you. As long as you maintain your own personal interests and ambitions, you cannot be completely aligned or identified with God’s interests. This can only be accomplished by giving up all of your personal plans once and for all, and by allowing God to take you directly into His purpose for the world. Your understanding of your ways must also be surrendered, because they are now the ways of the Lord. I must learn that the purpose of my life belongs to God, not me. God is using me from His gr
Fellas I Have A Question
WIFE TYPE OR Wife Material This is a question for the fellows? What do you look for in a female that you would like to marry? Most males have encountered a female that is truly not so bright , and don’t have a brain. Most males I know say they want a female with a back bone but they end up with a gold digger in disguise, but you cant fault the female cause the male has truly treated her like dirt. I got a scenario… ..This male was selling dope and had a girlfriend. Things was ok but the male was in and out of jail. The male didn’t want to grow up, he was still searching for his place in life. Then he hooks up with another female through a family relative, he told the female he didn’t have a girlfriend . The female was all game for every word he said, little did she know it was the best and worst mistake of her life. First mistake she made was buying him and he wouldn’t even buy her a Happy Meal from McDonalds. The female started buying him Jordan’s and keeping them in her
Fellas Please Take Ur Time And Read
HEADLINES!!! Fellas, here are a few things you should take note of... 1. Long hair is not the most important factor. Some short hairstyles are bangin', short dicks ain't. Get your priorities straight, stumpy. 2. Definition of a gold-digger: Former innocent, loyal, sweet, heartbroken girl who has come to the conclusion that men just don't give a fuck about women and have nothing to offer besides dick, and money. A Dick disappoints sometime, money never does. 3. Just cause your loyal girlfriend forgave you for cheating, it doesn't mean things will remain the same. Newsflash: Any cute male "friend that she may have has now moved up a few notches, playa. 4. Big titties can't suck a good dick. Nuff' said. 5. If she's mad cool, the two of you always get along with no arguments, and kicking it with her is like kicking it with your boys, keep up the good work. You haven't pissed her off yet. 6. Girls can fuck you and keep it movin' too. Stop thinkin' that if you fuck w
Fellatio: Oral Sex For Men And Women!!!
What is Fellatio? Fellatio, giving head, giving a blow-job: Like my self many men love this kind of stimulation, from women and many people, both women and men, like giving it. Fellatio is the act of applying your lips to a man's penis with the purpose of giving him pleasure. There are few tips to fellatio that can be given other than "practice." The lips and the tongue are the major sources of stimulation, and it is with the lips and tongue that you should apply the attention to make him feel good. Both men and women respond well to pressure and rhythm. A steady, strong stroke will be enough to get the reaction you're looking for. This article assumes that you know what a penis looks like and can identify the corona, frenulum, and scrotum. If you are unsure, first read to the section on male sexual anatomy. So brothers when a women is smelling your scrotum it's too see if your freash. That means B4 you ask her 2 go down on you make sure U wash your ass. Rember that goes both wa
Fell From Grace
Another day passes as my life fades away, to risk yet again a chance, to be taken, or not to be taken Questions still stream silently through my mind, like the silent picture days of old. Parts of me want to stay angry and numb. Not to let another soul touch mine for fear that all there is left is more pain. But what is life without pain, without expectations...mine I guess. For I have no expectations of what others should be, Only what I accept of myself. Maybe that was too high, Or maybe I was put on yet another pedistal, that I fell from grace. Time is passing through the hourglass, Dragging what is left of me with it, slowly, time fades, darkness is here with the night, And I am alone yet again, with just my child to hold. Missing someone sleeping next to me, holding me through the night, funny little things missed. Still after all this time, Autumn is here again, leave are changing, Remembering the distant past, and not so distant, illusions time broke,
Fellas, Do You Agree With Me?
Now don't get me wrong, I'm not using this time as a woman-bashing blog. But recently I have seen a lot of women (gorgeous women may I add) send bulletins or blogs that say this one thing....."Nobody shows me luv anymore", or "Nobody thinks I'm attractive", or the classic one "Nobody wants me". And a lot of times, this is after a guy has spent the last 30 minutes showering her with compliments, ratings, and gifts. And now I realize what it's all about. Most of the women who say these things are REALLY saying, the one guy they want to drool and fawn over them isn't doing so right now. And that one guys is equal to the amount of the other 500 guys who are drooling and fawning over them at that moment. I just find it funny to read some of the bulletins and blogs from a lot of women that say they don't get a lot of ratings on their pics or don't get a lot of comments anymore, then you glance at their page, and they have 1000 ratings and comments on almost every one of their pics, an
Fellaz Fellaz Fellaz
GOT A HOT LADY U KNOW ?? HAVE HER ENTER THIS CONTEST !! I NEED 8 MORE..ASK ME FOR MONTHS AVAILABLE **ATTENTION PLAYMATEZ** THINK YOU GOT IT ??? I NEED TO KNOW IF U WANNA ENTER NO LATER THEN MIDNIGHT EST ON FEB.15 UNLESS ALL MONTHS ARE FILLED UP AND I WILL UPDATE BULLETIN AS SOON AS I CAN ~~ OK HOT LADIEZ I'M HOLDING A CONTEST STARTING FEB.16 OPENING AT 1 PM EST(FRIDAY) AND IT WILL END ON FEB 28 12 MIDNIGHT EST(WENESDAY). I WANT 12 LADIEZ ONE FOR EACH MONTH. **RULES ARE AS FOLLOWS** .. NO HATING ON OTHER PEOPLE IN CONTEST .. U MAY BOMB YOURSELF..COMMENT BOMBING ALLOWED .. HAVE FUN !! .. IF THERE IS A TIE IT WILL COME DOWN TO RATES AND COMMENTS SO MAKE SURE TO TELL YOUR FRIENDS TO RATE ALSO .. YOU WILL HAVE TO PIMP YOUR SELF..BULLETINS,BLOGS,BLASTS,STICKY ETC.. ..MONTHS WILL BE AVAILABLE AS SOON AS THIS POSTS SO IF YOU DON'T LET ME KNOW RIGHT AWAY THE MONTH U WANT MIGHT BE TAKEN ** I WILL BE TRACKIN CHERRY BUCKS EARNED AND ALL WILL BE SPENT ON WINNER THRO CHE
Felling The Goods
Lil' Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horses' legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Pop, why are you doing that?" "Because I'm thinking of buying these horses." Johnny looked worried, "Then I think we'd better hurry home right away!" "Why?" his father asked. "Because the mailman stopped by yesterday, and I think he wants to buy mom
Fell To Deep
Sorry for not being able to go on I no longer have any strength My heart keeps breaking into pieces When you tell ppl Im just ur friend I dont know how to tell you this I cant seem to find a way To tell you that I think its time We went our seperate ways I am tired of being second Not being your only one Only being yours When your looking for fun I love you too much now I didnt notice what I was feeling And now its too late Since my heart is breaking I fell in too deep And I cant find my way out of ur heart Every single kiss u now give me Slowly tears me apart Now when you touch me I wonder if u touch her the same way And I no longer feel excitement Instead my soul slowly fades away So I think its time to give up on us And on everything we had I cant believe I am thinking this But I just cant control all of this sad Baby please understand me I dont want this to end I want to be in your arms forever I want to be more than just "special frie
Fellow Female Cherrytappers: Warning, Potential Picture Ripper
This this so-called 'stud' of a guy might be one to watch out for. He didn't say anything in response to me stating no ripping my pictures. I said that when I saw one ripped picture in his default album of a another cherrytappers salute. I don't know if she gave him permission to take it or not, I private messaged her to let her know. When I get a response I will update this entry. Just wanted to give a quick heads up to you. I would think if he had permission to rip it, she would have commented on it... If you can attest to this guy's character, please PM me. Thanks! Our brief convo: (and I waited ten minutes before making this a blog entry. He was responding back quickly to everything else, and he is still online.) ->Stud: no response to that? ->Stud: and no ripping my pictures Stud: you get your wish ;) ->Stud: just by talking to me on here.. and getting to know each other... but i'm really sick at the moment and going to head off to bed... why not send me a friend req
Fell In The Mud
Well walking to the store before. I take this small hill to get to the store. Well i slipped on some mud and fell back. Well i got mud all over my hands, Jackie, pants and shirt. I couldnt walk back cause it would took me a bit and the store was right there. I thought maybe there was wash room in there but nope there was and i had to walk through the store really quickly while people were snickering at me. I got hope took everything and washed it. I had some small pain on my side and there was a small piece of glass in my side that i could see. Just having a really bad day.
Felling Of Wonderment
So check it! The past few years have raced by and I sometimes wonder like, how the hell has time flown by so quickly? Either way appearently my time was well spent. I have had things happen to me people only dream about. I will soon be in another movie. Why me? What have I done sooo right!? Well Im me! I dont act as if Im someone Im not. Never will. I enjoy life to the fullest. And I've just begun my journey at 28. I meet interesting people all the time. I meet people I fall in love with at first sight yet never lose focus on the goal at hand. I am about to be sooo big! LMMFAO! See ya on the flip side of all this. In 11 days from 04-17-07 Ill be on the set of We Need A Hero! And they said I couldn't do it! ;o)
Fellow St'rs ...lounge Now Open!!!
Hey guys...and you know who you are ..my fellow ST'rs....if you dont know what an ST'r is then this isnt the lounge for you..lol.... I've just created my first lounge..come on in...
Fell In Love With Evil
MY ADVICE WOULD BE TO BLOCK HIM NOW... He is a VERY SICK VERY EVIL TWISTED person. I know this first hand.. That night he made me cry and took a pic of me. Well here is part of our converstation that day...HOW CAN SOMEONE SAY THAT THEY LOVE SOMEONE AND IN THE SAME DAY HURT THEM TO THE POINT OF CRYING AND NOT EVEN FEEL BAD THAT THEY MADE YOU CRY. GET SATISFACTION OFF OF YOUR PAIN ENOUGH SO THAT HE WOULD TAKE A PICTURE OF YOU CRYING TO LATER USE THAT PICURE OF YOU IN PAIN TO TRY AND FURTHER CAUSE YOU MORE PAIN.. I COULD NEVER IMAGIN ANYONE TO BE THAT EVIL OR CREWL TO HURT SOMEONE SO BAD. TO GET PLEASURE OFF OF SOMEONE ELSES PAIN IS JUST SICK.. HE SHOULDN'T BE WONDERING AROUND CT EVEN MORE SO ON OUR STREETS. ScOTT Maldo (5/6/2007 3:13:03 PM): ARE YOU ON? ScOTT Maldo (5/6/2007 4:22:20 PM): I MISS YOU ScOTT Maldo (5/6/2007 4:22:25 PM): I LOVE YOU ScOTT Maldo (5/6/2007 5:27:54 PM): i love you ScOTT Maldo (5/6/2007 5:34:57 PM): hunny can i please come home..i miss you ScOTT Maldo (5
Fell In Love With Evil!!
MY ADVICE WOULD BE TO BLOCK HIM NOW... He is a VERY SICK VERY EVIL TWISTED person. I know this first hand.. That night he made me cry and took a pic of me. Well here is part of our converstation that day...HOW CAN SOMEONE SAY THAT THEY LOVE SOMEONE AND IN THE SAME DAY HURT THEM TO THE POINT OF CRYING AND NOT EVEN FEEL BAD THAT THEY MADE YOU CRY. GET SATISFACTION OFF OF YOUR PAIN ENOUGH SO THAT HE WOULD TAKE A PICTURE OF YOU CRYING TO LATER USE THAT PICURE OF YOU IN PAIN TO TRY AND FURTHER CAUSE YOU MORE PAIN.. I COULD NEVER IMAGIN ANYONE TO BE THAT EVIL OR CREWL TO HURT SOMEONE SO BAD. TO GET PLEASURE OFF OF SOMEONE ELSES PAIN IS JUST SICK.. HE SHOULDN'T BE WONDERING AROUND CT EVEN MORE SO ON OUR STREETS. ScOTT Maldo (5/6/2007 3:13:03 PM): ARE YOU ON? ScOTT Maldo (5/6/2007 4:22:20 PM): I MISS YOU ScOTT Maldo (5/6/2007 4:22:25 PM): I LOVE YOU ScOTT Maldo (5/6/2007 5:27:54 PM): i love you ScOTT Maldo (5/6/2007 5:34:57 PM): hunny can i please come home..i miss you ScOTT Maldo (5
Fell On Bad Days
A Fellow Fubar Friend Lost!! (from The Bulletin Board) Not From Me.
Please heavenly father send your angels to Tims side and bring him back safely to his friends and family, he is a good man with a heart of gold who is a good friend, father, and son..Amen New Graphics Angels Images Top Comments THIS IS TO ALL OF TIMS FRIENDS AND FAMILY HERE ON FUBAR.....I REGRET WITH THE DEEPEST SIMPATHY TO INFORM ALL OF YOU THAT "SIXFOOT" AS YOU ALL KNOW HIM WAS INVOLVED IN THE MINNESOTA BRIDGE COLLAPSE TONIGHT AND HAS NOT BEEN FOUND AS OF YET. THEY HAVE FOUND HIS TRUCK IN THE RIVER BUT HE WAS NOT WITH IT,AND AS NIGHT FELL UPON THEM THEY CALLED OFF THE SEARCH FOR THE NIGHT,,I KNOW TIM WAS LOVED BY MANY ON HERE AS HE LOVED MANY ON HERE HE ALWAYS SAID THIS WAS HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO BE ,,CLOSE TO HIS FRIENDS,,,I WILL MISS HIM DEARLY AS I AM SURE MANY OF YOU WILL. IF YOU WERE HIS FRIEND PLEASE REPOST THIS TO AS MANY OF HIS OTHER FRIENDS AND FAMILY AS YOU CAN SO THEY WILL KNOW WHERE HE WENT AND WHAT HAS HAPPENED.
Fellowship With A Purpose
Starting A Group Human beings, by their very nature, love to gather. Yet as much as we crave community, the rigors of real life frequently interfere with our efforts to come together with like minded individuals. For this reason, fellowship is crucial to humanity's wellbeing now more than ever. Most towns and cities play host to a variety of small groups that allow people to congregate purposefully, but that does not mean we should not consider founding our own. When people with similar interests, ideals, or aspirations come together as a group, a community is built that provides a new dimensionality to our earthly experiences. The formation of a group is like an invitation welcoming all those desiring companionship and camaraderie into a circle of support. You may feel driven to found a group for women, healers, knitters, readers, writers, or political activists. Rules need only be a part of your communal experience if you find that level of organization appealing, and it matter
Fellow Levelers.....
this is my fiance and he really needs our help right now. he bought a blast yesterday and it hasnt done him any good what so ever. he wants to catch up and get on the same level as me, but his friends are all lame and when he asks for help he NEVER gets it. will you PLEASE show him that i have some AMAZING friends and help him level up? (he wants to level up 3 levels, but anything will do.) Thank you in advance. i love you all!!! BK Broiler@ fubar
Fellatio May Significantly Decrease The Risk Of Breast Cancer In Women
Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women See the fellatio survey (AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found. Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two. In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid, over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurance of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform. "I think it removes the last shade of
Fellas...why
TO ALL U FELLAS....I WANNA KNOW WHAT THE HELL IT IS U WANT ON HERE. YOU ALL R TRIPPEN WITH THE PIMPIN SHIT..OMFG. I'TS SO ANNOYING AND CAN I ASK WHERE IT GONNA GET U IN LIFE? WHY R U FELLAS GETTIN SO MIXED UP IN THIS IMMA HAVE MAD HOES AND BITCHES BS... AND FIND A DAM WOMAN WHO MAKES U HAPPY. THIS PLAYA SHIT IS GETTING ON MY NERVES. WE AINT YOUR DAM TOYS!!!!!! OTHER ISSUES: FELLAS WHY DO U FEEL THE NEED TO SEND DICK PICS..(IM A NURSE I'VE SEEN ENOUGH)AND BESIDES IF THATS WHAT LOOKS R THEN IT WOULD OF BEEN ATTACHED SOMEWHERE ON UR DAM FACE,(MAYBE FOREHEAD) FELLAS, WHY U GOTTA CLAIM SHIT TO EARLY ON AFTER SPEAKING TO A GURL ONCE OR TWICE,ACTING PSYCHO OR OBSESSED...WTF, THAT AINT ATTRACTIVE. IT'S SCARY!!! IM SO CONFUSED... I LOVE MEN AND THEY DRIVE ME WILD...YEAH DICK RULES, BUT ACT RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Felling Empty
As we lie here together,Our body's intwined as one,Our heart's beating wildlly under the setting sun. Theres no place on earth I would rather be, Then here in your arms, So deep in love endlesslly. As you gentlly press your lips to mine, Your kiss instantlly sends shivers running all through my spine. I beg for god to never let this moment end, But then I wake up to realize, I'm simply dreaming of you again.
Fellowship Of Pain
Tears of blood we cry only those who have known our kind of pain can see the trails of blood we leave behind!There are few who know the pain we live in and even fewer who could survive it. Are we survivers or are we just gluttons for punishment, or fools? You decide. Inspired by my Bro Kindred @ Heart! Mordechai Kiran Havic aka: Anti-Cupid
Fellow Pagan/wiccan Needs Our Help!!!!
My hubby is part of a message group and this is one of the messages that was sent...SOMETHING NEEDS TO BE DONE ABOUT THIS!!!! ITS WRONG WRONG WRONG!!!! My name is Rhonda Gruber AKA Wicked Lil Witch and I am a Proud Witch. I am currently being persecuted as a Witch by a Lt. Kevin Duke of the Horry County Police Dept. My life and the lives of my family and friends are being threatened and destroyed by this man with the backing of countless other officials. I was arrested Monday Sept 10th '07 by Lt Duke for Breach of Peace, Child Endangerment/ Neglect and 1st degree Harrassement. This all began around the end of May '07 from many false police reports from a neighboring family, The Luisettis, who also seemed to think I deserved to be arrested for my religious beliefs. They stated such in their police reports. When this began to become a pattern of filing false reports, we began seeking Police protection FROM them. We were told numerous times that we had no reason to re
Fellatio
Fellatio First, everything here is a generalization. "Most guys" means most guys, not all guys. With that in mind... Most guys are very different than women, when it comes to what they enjoy. With women, starting out very slowly is more important. With guys, there is a much better chance that the guy will be impatient, and there is most definitely a lower overall standard as to what most guys will enjoy. When starting out, the best bet is to start slowly, and indirectly. Men tend to be more visual than women, stereotypically, so part of taking your time would include almost touching... kissing around the rest of his body (depending on what's accessible under the circumstances), caressing, but not necessarily actually touching his erotic zones, yet. When doing this, remember the "many guys get impatient" rule. The longer you can drag out each step (while still making progress), the better, but some guys don't want much of this at all, and if you pay attention it should become
Fellow Fubar Members
I must warn you of another Male Fubar user.This pertains to most of the ladies out there. This man's username is RushN'RoseS He lives in Naples,FL.His real name is Artens and he is from Albania. Now this guy may at first,appear to be a real cool dude and is all for the ladies but in fact he is out to bash every woman out there if you do not heed his every command,need,or want. He will blame you for being an American as well as other things that will leave you speechless.I know this because it happened to me. We had only chatted a couple of times and then it went to Yahoo messenger.In that one afternoon on messenger,everything got strange.I had told him I was going to get up and get something to eat.I did NOT say when I was returning or how long I would be.He said ok.So I get up,go eat,hang with my kids for a while,watch football(Gators VS Cats)etc. which may have been 4 hours or so.After game I came back to my PC and Bam! Shit had hit the fan.He left me negative comment on Yahoo
Fellatio In A Van
Fellatio in a Van by WFEATHER © I groaned aloud as she took me into her throat, my testicles full of need, her painted lips firmly sealed around the root of my length. On my back upon the floor of the van, I was practically in heaven. Even with my eyes open, it was difficult to see, in part due to the heavily-tinted windows, and in part due to the near-total darkness of the thick grove of trees in which she had parked the van. But I did not need to see to know that she was an expert at what she was doing. I had met her at my favorite club. I had gone solo, not necessarily looking to hook up with anyone, but certainly hoping to meet one or two beautiful young women in the hopes of starting something that might come to fruition at some point down the road. That was odd, for we were truly down the road from the city, out on the edge of farm country, and things were indeed coming to fruition. She gagged around me, the sound wonderful and the feeling sensational. Yet sti
Fellow Friends...
You just can't have too many really good friends on your list and I have an awesome person who just joined fubar and really needs some of you to show him some luv.... Just check him out and see for yourself. AzGhostrider@ fubar
Fellow Fubar-members Child Murdered
I do not want condolences about this situation, I am posting this bulletin with a link that includes pictures of the man who murdered my 3 month old son in hopes that maybe someone has seen him somewhere....anywhere....please take the time to go to the link and watch the news video which includes a description of the car he was driving and his picture...If anyone knows anything at all, please dont contact me...call 409-771-7488 please repost the hell out of this so as many people as possible can see this. and if someone could sticky this for me so even more people can see it i would really appreciate it thank you everyone http://www.khou.com/topstories/stories/khou080130_jj_policeinfoonbabyfounddead.7265da15.html (repost of original by 'Sporks -add me as a fan before you add me as a friend-' on '2008-01-30 22:34:20')
Felling At The Moment
BREED I don't care if I'm old I don't mind if I don't have a mind Get away get away from your home I'm afraid I'm afraid of a ghost Even if you have Even if you need I don't mean to stare We don't have to breed We can plant a house We can build a tree I don't even care We could have all three She said
Fellassssss.....
Trust me a girl knowsss when a man wants her!!! and if you dont know what I am talking about ya proly never will!!! much love to ya all!!
The Fellowship
Sup Juggalos, First I would like to say Happy Anniversary to the Fellowship Of Juggalos, we have been around for five years. Five years ago I was sitting alone in a Navy barracks room, away from my Family as a geo-bachelor. It was my first time in Virginia as a Juggalo. You see the Carnival found me in New Jersey when I was stationed on USS Detroit AOE-4 and where I lived at Juggalos were sparse and few and far between. I had lived in New Jersey for about 5 years and I knew that eventually I would get stationed in VA. Well it just so happened that wife at the time wasn't ready to transfer yet, so I was there by myself. The Ninjas that I knew at the time and myself included were going through some hard times and I really didn't know how to deal with it and I didn't know where to turn so I turned to the only thing I knew "my last resort". I turned to my faith. Now understand that I say "my last resort" because at the time I was only a Fair-weather Faygo friend when it came t
Felling A Little Proud
It use to be so hard for me to actually say that I was proud of myself, maybe it was because I truly wasn't proud or maybe it was just I was afraid to be proud of myself if that makes any sense,however I can say that recently I have felt a bit of pride in myself and I do not even feel guilty or weird about it, and I for one think that is pretty damn cool.
Fellowship Of Pain
Fellowship of pain Tears of blood we cry only those who have known our kind of pain can see the trails of blood we leave behind!There are few who know the pain we live in and even fewer who could survive it. Are we survivors or are we just gluttons for punishment, or fools? You decide. Inspired by my Bro Kindred @ Heart! Mordechai Kiran Havic aka: Anti-Cupid Copy & paste to frie
A Fellow Soldier Laid To Rest Today!
PRAYERS NEEDED FOR A FALLEN SOLDIER, A FELLOW FIREFIGHTER I WORK WITH HAS LOST HIS SON IN THE WAR IN IRAQ, PLEASE PRAY FOR HIM AND HIS FAMILY Days after returning to Iraq from a short visit home, Army Sgt. Shane Duffy, 24, has been killed in service to his country. Just over a week ago, Duffy — who was home from Iraq for a few days — was honored in a brief ceremony before a Taunton High School softball game versus Dighton-Rehoboth. Duffy’s younger sister, Shanon, got the game winning hit as he watched from the sidelines with his wife and young baby. “Today was a great day,” she told the Taunton Daily Gazette after the May 23 game. “With Sh
Fell In Love With The Game-blindside
Fellatio-lesson One
LESSON ONE Let's talk about the "basic penis." I regard oral sex as the highest form of expression of love that can be exchanged between two people. Hopefully this information will help you to break down any barriers which you might have that would prevent you from expressing your love in this way and from receiving a reciprocation from your male companion. First things first. LOOK at the cock. I do not mean a cursory glance not a hurried, surreptitious examination. Take enough time that you convince your companion that some kind of treat is in store for him provided he will allow you to do with him, and particularly with his cock, exactly what you want. Place him flat on his back on your bed, in a well lighted room. Take his cock in your hand and LOOK at it. He probably will not have the will power to stay soft, but then again you are worshipping his very essence. Few men can stay soft under these circumstances, when it is apparent that the person LOOKING at his cock is wo
Fellatio-lesson Two
LESSON TWO The sad fact is that most people, men and women, do not have the slightest idea of how to suck cock. Most seem to think that simply by making a cunt of their mouth, closing it around a man's penis, and bobbing their heads lustily up and down until he climaxes automatically makes them expert cocksuckers. Au contraire! Consummate skill is required to suck a man's cock and provide him with the highest degree of pleasure possible. When I first started my quest I really had no one to turn to for advise and counsel. It was all hunt and suck. Hunt and suck. Find that one technique that could and would set him on fire! I had to learn from my experiences and while I would not want to deny you the innate pleasure that these experiences will bring I would hate to see you lose a great companion because of your inexperience and lack of expertise. Let's assume that you have taken that opportunity to LOOK at his penis. To explore each area of the penis to find the most sensitiv
Fellatio-lesson Three
LESSON THREE Place his stiff cock inside your mouth but do not tighten your lips around the shaft. With your head begin a circle motion. The cock will slide to different places in your mouth as you continue the circle motion. Watch your teeth on this one. A kneeling position will suffice but it is also effective when your partner is on his back and your head is directly over his cock. The circle should be executed in both clockwise and counterclockwise motions in a slow purposeful manner. I found many guys in New York who seem to prefer this technique above all others. I met one guy who could circle a cock for hours and I found myself having multiple orgasms while his mouth circled my cock. I didn't lose my hard-on after each cum. When the technique is performed correctly it means many hours of unadulterated pleasure.
Fellatio-lesson Four
LESSON FOUR With your man sitting in an elevated position and you on your knees in front of him lift his hard cock to reveal his balls. With your tongue find the underside of his balls. Now, while resting his balls on your wet tongue, lick in an upward motion to the very tip of his cock. It is permissible to use your hands in this technique. It is bettor to do this technique several times in succession-like licking a lollipop or ice cream cone. I grew up down south. One thing about southern boys: we learn early how to get if off quickly when the need is there. And the lollipop lick is the one technique in this book which few men can tolerate for long periods of time without cumming.
Fellatio-lesson Five
LESSON FIVE Right now lets discuss a technique that is probably the most common cocksucking technique in the world. Take his cock in your mouth but not deeply. We will get to deep throating later on. It's great, not over-rated, but if you want to be an expert at deep throat start with the right techniques and work your way down, so to speak. Take his cock in your mouth by sliding your moistened tongue lovingly over the head until your lips close around the shaft at the point just behind the corona. Don't just open your mouth and close it around his cock. Slide it in. He will enjoy it much more. Encase the shaft of his penis with your hand. Remember the shaft is relatively insensitive to any kind of stimulation. By enclosing his penis with your hand you give him the sensation of having his penis encased. Now you have several options. Try twisting your head from side to side making sure your moist lips stay in contact with the coronal ridge. While doing this gently move your
Fell For Your Love
Fallen and fallen i went,that love i had for you would of never end.Fell for the days i thought you were mine,fell for the nights that you were by my side.As it got deeper and deeper i kept on believing that this was real but it all came to an end.When i finally open my eyes and heart,it was too late,i got so caught up that i wanted everything to end.Fallen and fallen i went not thinking that all this love i had was just a tragedy waiting to end. sanbertski2000 copyright 2006
Fellow Americanas! What Is A Japanese?
It is a small Rat. Like all women obviously she is ratlike in one of her animus. The main thing abouth the japanes Rat is that she wants to eat you cock. Just your cock and balls. That is all she is interested in! Does that make you scared Bill? It is nothing. Let her eat your whole body and drink your blood. It is only natural for her. And by the way hillbillys: Kick Out The Jams. Let us get all the Ukks out of our country. The MC5 said it once and for all in 1969. Or kick out the James like Iggy would put it. If the french won't fire them why can't we do it for them! Hahaha! Hahaha! And let us kill the german naziwomen at the same time! HA! iT'S 1969 OK??????????
Fell In Love With The Game-blindside
Fellatio May Decrease Risk Of Breast Cancer In Women...
Found Here Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women... (AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found. Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two. In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid, over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurrence of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform. "I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio i
The Fellowship Train
    Join the Quest To Get Me To Oracle!! I'm looking for some brave Fubarians to join my quest....the mountain may seem far away and unscalable, but I know you can get me close. So cast aside your fear and join our Fellowship! 1. Stop by St Michael's Page and rate the Lord of the Rings folder of pics (He has autos on starting at 3pm Eastern Time today)... Starting with this one... 2. Rate, Fan, Add, and Comment each person on the Train. Check the Fellowhip Train tag folder to see if a tag is ready for you, if not, leave a comment like "Joining the Fellowhip Train" or something like that..
Fell For Fate, Loving Late
Beat out brain losing likely battle happen, hate it soon fuck fretting furrow brow beaTing, belching lying lately, fucking fell for fate loving late 
Fellings Untold
You was very selfish And didnt think bout how others felt My heart was so hot but so cold It felt that i'd literally would melt From the way that it looked to me It was going great Late night on the phone Going out on dates Time had past just so fast But it wasnt long time till it all came down My spirit was once lifted high But it suddenly came crashing down I suffered a little bit And i felt i'd never mend But i didnt realized Who was hurting the most, a friend We shared the same ambition But his was for real He loved wat he loved Me i just made the deal His love for her Was none i could ever match If i could just rewind time I'd take it all back But the past is past And the future is now Might as well look up 'Cause im tired of looking dowm.......... TO BE CONTINUED
Fell Apart
"I came to you the hour I was in pain Looking for answers, I cried to you in vain. I shared the many skeletons hiding in my heart, I knew then you'd be my friend, I knew it from the start. Troubles ran like rivers, flowing through my life, You picked the pieces up and help me through my strife. When home wasn't home to me no more, You opened up your heart, and opened up the door. We cried into night until the early morn. We solaced each other's pain and shared our many thorns. As time flew, the air grew thick, I saw our friendship fading, and my heart grew sick. The day had arrived, When it was time to say goodbye. Now I sit alone, reminiscing the past I'd blown." Just when my troubles were gone, and I came to you as a friend, the past was just too much, and the door was kicked in. Not into the friendship, but into life. I had been blown back so far; it felt as if our friendship never had a start. And now as I sit and ponder, I try to figure out, how the friendship fell apar
Fell Off A Cliff - We Don't Know The Cause Of Death
I'm sorry but the man fell off of a cliff. I don't think it's rocket science on what probably killed him.   A porn actor, who was accused of killing a coworker with a sword, died after falling off a cliff Saturday when police used a stun gun to subdue him. Police said Stephen Clancy Hill attacked three coworkers with a samurai-style sword at the scene of a pornographic film shoot on Tuesday. One of the men later died. When police caught up with Hill on Saturday, he kept them at bay for eight hours atop a cliff in West Hills, said Officer Bruce Borihanh. To take Hill into custody, officers used their stun guns on him, at which point he went off the cliff, Borihanh said. Police said Hill jumped, but also added it was unclear what caused his death. On Tuesday night, West Valley police were called to a home on Hayvenhurst Avenue following reports of an assault with a deadly weapon. The home was being used to make pornographic films, but shoots had ended for the day. Authorities sa
Fellatio
where is the people today? ya act like its minday and its football season..WHO DAT! sorry, turrets. anyways, I noticed that the vietnamese lady that owns the store down the street gets a little better at engriss every time i go there. I should stop asking for fellatio soon, she may catch on! I really need a get away, its been a few 3 or 4 weeks since i have had adult time that didnt consist of kids sleeping in the next room. or a trip to the store for groceries. My Immediate goals are as follows, job, car, my own apartment agian. Oh, yeah, My car kissed a taxi cab last weekend..its done, it will make a good dust bunny for some junk yard. nobody was injured and i wasnt driving I seem to have a knack for making skins, and hopefully get some commissions from some people who want something custom. do you? Im getting bored, probably because i have too much time on my hands lately, back to wanting a job to solve it. my kids will be going back to school soon and this means peace, and qu
Fell In Love With A Killer
I always liked to take a small walkpass the line of the wild side When I looked into your intense eyes I knew it was lust at first sight You weren't my type, you were the one that everyone warned me about It was time to shed my skin, couldn't bethe virginal girl for very long You took me into your home and inalso into a look of your soul I finally saw what they said when they told me you were so cold Oh why couldn't I seen it myself Why was I so vulnerable as I lie in my own blood and as I feel the intense cold pale death looming around me as you make your escape traumatizing my memory haunted forever by my fate oh mother, oh mother, please,I ask that you have mercy 'and please be a forgiverI'm sorry that I fell in love with a killer You took me by the hand and told me to close my eyes you told me to take deep breaths and everything would be fine that's the moment you literally took my breath away whispered to me not to say a wordor you'd blow out my brains I became a prisoner inside m
Fell In...
love with the words..... We are all a volume on a shelf of a library, a story unto ourselves, never possibly described with one word or even very accurately with thousands. A person is never as quiet or unrestrained as they seem, or as bad or good, as vulnerable or as strong, as sweet or as feisty; we are thickly layered, page upon lying page, behind simple covers. And love - it is not the book itself, but the binding. It can rip us apart or hold us together. till next time...the princess xx
Fell To 4-14-3 On The Road, Which
CLEVELAND -- Poor pitching and hitting have been constants in the Cleveland Indians losing streak. Justin Smith Youth Jersey . Tuesday night they added shoddy defence to the mix. The Indians 7-5 defeat to Minnesota was their 11th straight loss, tying a franchise record. Unlike Monday night when Cleveland allowed 10 runs in the second inning in a 14-3 blowout, the latest loss was the kind that will keep a manager up at night. Minnesota scored three times off All-Star closer Chris Perez (0-4), who blew his second save opportunity in three days. The Indians led 5-1 after six innings, but two errors in the seventh and another in the ninth helped Minnesota rally for its fifth win in six games and seven straight victories over Cleveland. Indians manager Manny Acta hasnt seen his team win July 26. "When its going bad, thats what happens," Acta said. "Thats the way the ball bounces and its not bouncing right in any way, shape or form." Cleveland previously dropped 11 straight on four occasions
Fel Members
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Felony Charges
By MARK TODD - Staff Writer - mtodd@starbeacon.com Star Beacon TWO STUDENTS WHO TURNED THEMSELVES IN — CONNEAUT — Two 18-year-old Conneaut High School seniors face felony charges for spray-painting a threatening message on a school wall early Sunday morning, officials said. Korey Bartosh, 448 Sandusky St., and Michael English, 227 Woodland Ave., have been charged with inducing panic and vandalism, both felonies, and criminal trespassing, according to Detective Michael Colby. They were jailed overnight and will appear today in Conneaut Municipal Court. The pair was arrested after a noon meeting with Colby; Mary Zappitelli, Conneaut Area City Schools’ superintendent; and CHS Principal Doug Wetherholt, Zappitelli said. “I received a telephone call and was told the families (of the teens) wanted to speak,” she said. The arrests were made at 12:45 p.m., Colby said. Police are satisfied Bartosh and English are the only people involved in the incident, Colby said. CHS staff disco
Felon
Stephen Dorff plays a man who is a planner. His fiance waited for him to get his business going, so that there could be stability in their life, something they never had. Then an intruder changes all of that in a blink of an eye. Or a swing of a bat. Next thing you know, he's on his way to prison. On the bus, he "befriends" a fellow inmate, Snowman, who gives him a basic overview of how it is in the house. He tells him about the politics, the race wars, and a few other basics. He then finds that where he's at, the yard is basically like a gladiator ring. The guards let them fight, they bet, and are actually worse than the prisoners. Along the way, he gets paired with John Smith, played by Val Kilmer. John's family was murdered, and John took his revenge, to the point that he is a prison celebrity. He has ties with everyone, and is basically untouchable. Stephen Dorff is great as Wade Porter. You really feel what he's going thru, as a character. I like him as an
Felon Spy???
I received an email with a link to this felonspy site. It is supposed to tell you if there are convicted felons in your area and what their crimes are. It's disturbing how many sexual offenders are in my "good" neighborhood, but I almost find this paragraph from their web site more disturbing.... You deserve to know where felons are and should have access to free public criminal background check systems. Remember, safety starts with good information, even if it ends with a loaded .44 caliber pistol. While FelonSpy.com can’t help you get a gun, we can certainly help you figure out which direction to point it in. http://www.felonspy.com/
Felony1
What an interesting evening, I arrived at felony 1 Studio not knowing what to expect. Located in the downtown region of Hollister Ca. a generous sized venue with the capabilities of hosting a large crowd of all ages and good sound quality. There was already an eager crowd of about 20 or so waiting for the nights show to start as we arrived, and about 40 or more to show before the night was over. I was told this was a slow night so a much larger crowd can normally be expected. I met a lot of the staff running the event and was treated with kindness and courtesy I am unused to at such events. I was very glad I made it to this show though one band (Half Past Sik) had to cancel the others were well worth it. Now on with the bands. First up was Retribution with an old school sound to guitars they brought me back to the old days of music when metal and mayhem ruled the planet. They have a very high energy and confident stage performance. Clean and Clear vocals only enhanced their sound and
Felon
I just found out that someone I know was arrested last night. From what I heard he was arrested for possession and pills. At least that's what I got in a text about it. However, when you look him up on the jail site, they  have him listed as a felon. I thought most of those cases were misdemeanors.... I've been trying to look up what he would have had to have done, drug related, in my state for it to be considered a felony, but I can't find it. Any ideas?   I tried texting his wife, but she's not answering so I'm way out of th loop, lol. Which considering the arrest, I should be happy.
Felt Like Hell
Well I am back now, but the drama isn't done yet. Just to give you a fast breakdown on what's up. 1. My ex wants the kids back and we are fighting over that, most likely will go to court over it.I refuse to let here have them back she is not a good mother. 2. Then my dad is trying to sue my ex over some bs that's really my fault but he wont listen to me and we get into pretty big arguments over it. 3. Me and the ex are also fighting over child support, she hasn't giving me any money since June and that wasn't much when she was giving it to me 4. I have been trying to find child care for my kids and that isn't going to good
Felt Like Writing
Everyone that can create a letter of the alphabet with a pen is a writer. Anyone that can bang a rhythm is a musician. If you can scribble with a crayon, have a thought, or make a smile, you are an artist. If you can pay the bills, and manage to eat something, you are a philanthropist. If you put an effort, mental or physical, into doing something, you are an athlete. If you recite a story, you are an actor. When you bounce on the bed, you are an astronaut traveling thru space. You are already living your dreams. You have already done the impossible. No one ever believed there could be anyone exactly like you before, so you have already proved us all wrong. You had no idea who you were going to be either, so just like everyone else, you don’t know everything. Too many people walk fine, but still rely on crutches. Little girls want to be pretty, because they do not see they are beautiful. Little boys want to be big and strong, but they fail to remember what they have already conquered.
Felt Tears
Ever notice that when you have been crying,that you feel those felt tears later on hours after,after they have dried?And you think what was it that you were crying about,And sometimes that it feels like you have been crying all day long,there is no shame in someone crying,wether you are a man or a woman.A good cry is deserved now and then,And it helps,Wether or not you let people see your tears or you cry alone in private,...Don't let anyone tell you don't cry,If you want to cry honey,go ahead and cry.people who don't cry are cold and heartless,lost souls,A good friend taught me that,...I always feel after a good cry that there is warmth,and that you can breathe again,...
Felt Like Fucking You Today So...
FELT LIKE FUCKING YOU TODAY SO... YOU'VE BEEN FUCKED BADLY!!! Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot! Keep reading and you will find out that this is not some gay thing. RULES: 1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course. 2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!* 3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy! 4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty! 5- Random sex is perfectly okay! 6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT. 7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away! This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! F.U.C.K Stands For: Friends U Can Keep. So promise
Felt Like Fucking You Today So...
FELT LIKE FUCKING YOU TODAY SO... YOU'VE BEEN FUCKED! Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot! Keep reading and you will find out that this is not some gay thing. RULES: 1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course. 2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!* 3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy! 4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty! 5- Random sex is perfectly okay! 6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT. 7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away! This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! F.U.C.K Stands For: Friends U Can Keep. So promise me we'll
Felt Like Fucking You Today So...
FELT LIKE FUCKING YOU TODAY SO... YOU'VE BEEN FUCKED! Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot! Keep reading and you will find out that this is not some gay thing. RULES: 1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course. 2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!* 3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy! 4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty! 5- Random sex is perfectly okay! 6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT. 7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away! This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! F.U.C.K Stands For: Friends U Can Keep. So promise me we'll
Felt Like It...
Nirvana - Sappy And if you save yourself You will make him happy He'll keep you in a jar And you'll think you're happy He'll give you breathing holes Then you'll think you're happy He'll cover you with grass And you'll think you're happy Now You're in a laundry room, You're in a laundry room Conclusion came to you, oh And if you cut yourself You will think you're happy He'll keep you in a jar Then you'll make him happy He'll give you breathing holes Then you'll think you're happy He'll cover you with grass Then you'll think you're happy Now You're in a laundry room, You're in a laundry room Conclusion came to you, oh And if you fool yourself You will make him happy He'll keep you in a jar And you'll think you're happy He'll give you breathing holes Then you will seem happy You'll wallow in your shit Then you'll think you're happy Now You're in a laundry room Conclusion came to you, oh
Felt This Way
Chorus-I havent felt this way in a long time, so lonely, scared, confused, ive been straying away on the sidelines, leading a twisted view, i havent felt this way in a long time, lost cuz down i fell, i just wanna find the right mind, i just want to find myself-end chorus i havent felt this way in a long time, i need to find my way, but the lights been lost, and ive been crossed, night never turns to day, and the shadows cast, i never pass, my life has passed me by, reminiscing, empty promises, and i ask myself why chorus i havent felt this way in a long time, on my emotions i dwell they rise to the top, they never stop, like an overflowing well, there i go, im gone again, always running away scared, i fake myself, i hate myself, cuz myself i cant bear chorus i havent felt this way in a long time, so cold and insecure, so misunderstood, so evil not good, yet my powers are so pure, the break is clean, to fake the scene, but now caught up in the act, but i know i cant hi
Felt "eve" Keychain
Felt
After we kissed all I can think about was You in your eyes was the answer to loves clue Even though we argued more than a few it didn't matter cause our love still grew If I wasn't with you physically You knew I was there mentally Misunderstood I could never be in your heart spread like the air our souls have held together from the start Sweet things in the morning time laugther through out the day like a silly nursery ryhme nickles and dimes so go on the days of our lives After you held my hand it was easy for me to understand Far and wide I've traveled this land Apples and oranges wouldn't be right to compare cause you stir parts of me where they now glare radiant glow all flow towards your beauties stare I thought losing my breathe was kinda funny and how else could I express my desires being set free Convincing you to stay was easy like a nice breezy sunday afternoon our lives would know nothing bettter under the stars and moon After many days have passe
Felt This Way
Hello you goodbye me I need too get away from this feeling so you take over ill go away. Who would mind anyway. I don’t need to be all I want is to be set freeI’m entrapped in my own body. I fight but I lose maybe this is what I choose. It must be my fault all the bad things that have happenedAll the people who came and went. It has too be me I’m the one to blame I feel so much shame. Its like I disappeared went some where else during those times. I wanted to say no but I couldn’t get out. I felt weak in the knees and wanted to scream this isn’t me. But maybe just maybe I deserve this consist nagging in my mind. My heart has fall and broken so many times. All I want is to not care this I have tried. It seems I trust to much think maybe just maybe if I give them what want they will stay around. But hey not everyone stays mostly they all leave any way I cant keep you your not mine. Even if you were id chase you away after time. You don’t
Felt Sorry
I felt sorry for myself because I had no shoes until i met a man with no feet......   Anyhow I 'chuckified my shirt'     Definition of Chuckified is : Anything dripped on your shirt from good greasy food.   dig it   p.s.  I need to know if you cyber love me.................tell me
Felt Like Crying =/
I know you, who are you now?Look into my eyes if you can't remember.Do you remember, oh?I can see, I can still findYou're the only voice my heart can recognizeBut I can't hear you now, yeah.I'll never be the sameI'm caught inside the memories, the promisesare yesterdays and I belong to you.I just can't walk away'cause after loving youI can never be the same.And how can I pretend I've never known you?Like it was all a dream, no.I know I'll never forgetthe way I always felt with you beside meand how you loved me then, yeah.You led me here,then I watched you disappear.You left this emptiness inside and I can't turn back timeNo, stay!Nothing compares to you.Nothing compares to you.I can't let you go,Can't let you go.I can't let go.I'll never be the same,not after loving you,not after loving you, no.I can never be the same.I will never be the same.Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.I just can't walk away.No, I can't walk away from you. - Red
Felt Bad That Another Player
SEATTLE -- Russell Wilson got the hook. Colin Kaepernick Red Jersey . He wasnt complaining. On his way to some NFL history, Wilson was told to be an observer for the final 25 minutes of Seattles 58-0 rout of the inept Arizona Cardinals. "It was great to be able to come out of the game because we blew them out so bad," Wilson said. "The game was a crazy game throughout." Richard Sherman and Bobby Wagner each had two interceptions, Marshawn Lynch ran for three touchdowns and the Seahawks set a franchise record for points. They forced eight turnovers and kept firm grasp on the final NFC wild-card spot. Seattle (8-5) also holds a slim chance of catching San Francisco in the NFC West. Wilson became the first rookie quarterback to start and win his first six games at home since the 1970 merger. "This was really a different game. This is so much different than everything weve played," Seattle coach Pete Carroll said. "Its a nice reward. Sometimes you get a chance to win big like that and we h
Felt Comfortable With
WASHINGTON -- Its not too often than an 18-31 coach keeps his job in the NBA. Its especially rare if the 18-31 coach turns out to be the only candidate in the teams coaching search. In fact, the Washington Wizards didnt really conduct a search. Randy Wittman was the choice all along for team President Ernie Grunfeld, who announced Monday that the early-season replacement for Flip Saunders has signed a new deal. "It wasnt a secret which direction we were going in," Grunfeld said. "We felt comfortable with the situation that we were in." Coaching announcements can hardly get more low-key. Grunfeld and owner Ted Leonsis had hinted that Wittman would remain, and the news conference making it official attracted less media that a routine regular season game. Leonsis did not attend, but even he would have been hard-pressed to create much buzz about a status quo move for a team thats finished more than 25 games below .500 for four straight years. "They hadnt told me I wasnt going t
Female Singer In A Lonely Bar
'Water dream of summer city drifting streets singing songs of... and all the while foot tapping down the line Itchy feet a wander dusty road tear drapped night singing songs of... and all the while foot tapping down the line and every whistle sends a shiver and every whistle tweaks a dream from yesterday and ain't no song ever sung the beauty with the pain and all the blues ain't the hue of night and all your tears flow a differant way and all the kisses taste a differant flavor illusion mathmaticians twisting minds with advert lines of buy bye bye Water dream of summer city drifting streets singing songs of... and all the while foot tapping down the line...' She sang and my heart listened alone in the corner hidden in shadows hidden in my tears and all the while I hung on every note and every word and every song she sang for me invisible in the crowd... I lit a cigerette leant back and closed my eyes living through her
Female Ejaculation...
When it comes to turning a woman on, there’s wet, and then there’s wet. You can learn how to unleash a tidal wave of orgasmic juices in your bed. Read on to find out more about the phenomenon of female ejaculation. How It Works Females ejaculate? Yes, they do. We’re talking about a gusher of fluid spurting out of her pussy as she comes. Actually, to be more accurate, the fluid comes squirting out of her urethra. Don’t let this gross you out, though; it’s not pee! Female cum is a clear, odorless liquid produced by a small organ called the “female prostate,” or urethral sponge, which is located between the urethra and vagina. The fluid it produces just happens to come out of the pee hole, but...so does guys’ semen, right? While some women may experience ejaculation naturally in the course of intercourse or other sex play, most require some concentrated stimulation of the G-spot. Massaging the G-spot causes the urethral sponge to become engorged with fluid, which is then expel
Female Ejaculation
Female Ejaculation the "other" female orgasm Different techniques will accomplish different things. We all know about the clitoris and the effects of stimulating it, but the G-spot is not clear to everybody - men as well as women. Here is a different technique to accomplish some different orgasms. Orgasms that not every woman is aware of and that - as a result - may bring about some very intense emotions. Few men know about it, more women do but most either don't know what to do with it or feel ashamed about it: female ejaculation. Not all women can do it and the way they do (and the amount of fluid they produce) may be very different. The amount of fluid may vary from just a few drops to a mug full. You need a little technique to get it done, but first you need to understand it. Female ejaculate is worked up in the spongy area around the female urethra, better known as the G-spot. It's located at the upper part of the vagina, just behind the entrance at the back of the pubic b
Female Compassion
FEMALE COMPASSION A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The first woman asked, "Have you ever had a hug?" The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on. The second woman asked, "Have you ever had a kiss?" The man said "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on. The third woman came to him and asked, "Have you ever been fucked?" The man said "No." She said "You will be when the tide comes in."
Female Models To Shoot With!
I am looking for some females within the area of Boston that would be interested in doing a shoot with me. First off this is not an opportunity for your boyfriend, husband, or best friend to meet me. This is a one on one shoot only. I like shooting with other web models or web model want to be. You don't have to be a BBW if you like hanging out with the big girls. BBWs and SSBBWs are preferred but not necessary! Oh, if you are a guy reading this I am not giving anything out to you for telling me you might have someone in mind. Also if you are contacting me asking if you can be in the shoot or at the shoot you can just keep dreaming because it isn't going to happen! Thanks! ~Nadya~
Female Ejaculation...or Squirting
Female Ejaculation...or Squirting Squirting is a phenomenon in which the female ejaculates, expels or squirts a clear, odorless, colorless (or sometimes white) fluid. Squirting almost always occurs as a function of climax. The composition of the fluid expelled is chemically similar to the fluid that is present in male ejaculate. [Which begs the question, "Who actually is responsible for creating the WET SPOT?" Men have claimed it for years. Now, those men may have to relinquish ownership once and for all. Which begs another question, "Does that mean that she still has to sleep in the WET SPOT?"] Some men find it disgusting and do not want their partners to squirt. Others may find it so exciting they request their partners to learn how to do it. In the exactly same manner that some women swallow semen, men often swallow the clear, tasteless fluid that definitely is not urine. In many women, fluid is not ejaculated. That may be because as a little girl, the femal
Females
Oh lord, heres this subject. All i got to say is cover your asses up. Nobody wants to see all of what you got. Thats disrespect to not only you, but the people who made you. Ok so guys do want to see alot of that. But if you want to feel like a hoe, then whatever. But as far as me, i love my body and my man loves it too. I dont need to show it off to the world and i certainly dont need to let everyone see every crease and line i have. Now you woman out there are saying. whatever hoe, you know if you had the body you would be doing it too. Trust me i got the body but its my body and my mans body but most importantly its God's body. I hate coming on here to talk to my friends and have jiggly ass and titties in my face. I have to wait to check my email till late at night, just so my son dont have to see it. Its disgusting and you look like street hookers. Period!!!
Female Cuckoo Clock!
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls," I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down WAY too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT.) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight"! He didn't seem mad at all. Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why?, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh sh#@.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed
Females Please Read
What's Up With Her? There comes a time in every woman's life when she has to take a close look at herself. Not at her circumstance, not at what she did, not how unfair life is or not at whom made you do it. She has to just look at herself in all her glory and imperfection. For many women this is a scary thing because often times they don't want to know the truth about themselves. Virtuous women know what I mean. As women, we have a tendency to water one another down. Maybe it makes us feel good or look better than the next woman. Or maybe we just don't know how to tell that woman how we admire her. In reality we really need to look at ourselves and the pain we project towards other women. Have you ever admired a woman who has been through changes in her life? Or have you made up in your mind that she is just messed up. Before you make this mistake, take a closer look. A woman who has endured the most unusual life is someone of wisdom, someone who
Female Shadytree Mechanic In Need Of A Tinker Toy....
New Ad: "Female Shady tree mechanic in NEED of a Tinker Toy!" Ok.. So the kind of tinker toy I'm looking for has NOTHING to do with the nether regions on a man.. I know a couple of you are going.. "fuck.. no fair!".. Seriously though, I'm still in search of a 65 mustang that needs to be restored. I did how ever settle on the Mustang. I found a 99 Electric Green Mustang for excellant money, and I will take delivery of it by the end of this week! BTW check out my pics! I added new ones!
Female
Introduction Female sexual response is often significantly different from male sexual response, in the following ways: Female arousal tends to be more closely tied to emotional states, and feelings of warmth towards her partner. Many women can come in two distinctly different ways: through G-Spot stimulation and through clitoral stimulation. Many women characterize the clitoral orgasms as "sharper" and the G-Spot orgasms as "deeper". Women often vary considerably in what type of sexual stimulation they like, and how they like it done. Female arousal usually takes longer to build, but can often last longer and be more intense than that which men commonly experience. Women can often have multiple orgasms, if stimulation continues following the first (especially with G-Spot stimulation). It's because of #5 that the basic approach to erotic massage differs between women and men. Since women can sometimes enjoy stimulation all the way through one orgasm and into the next, there
Females Please Read
FEMALES READ HOW TO GIVE HEAD *Lick, nibble, go up and down the entire shaft, flick your tongue across the head. * Use your hands on the shaft of the penis, his testicle and on other parts of the body. * Kiss and lick things besides his penis: testicles, inner thigh and lower belly are all very sensitive. * Begin by gently stroking, kissing and blowing on the area around the penis, the testicles, inner thigh and lower belly...if he's not yet rock hard he will be in a minute. * Do something that your partner wouldn't expect; such as taking the entire length in one swoop or taking just the head or licking tightly up the shaft and placing a kiss on the head. * Take the penis in your mouth. Become comfortable with it. Avoid using ur hands, hold it in your mouth without involving teeth. Determine how far it can comfortably go in and then honor that time limit so you dont choke too much. A little choking is good just as long as u can handle it * Wrap one hand around t
Female Comebacks
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing
Female Precoitial Agreement:
I would not sign this would you . FEMALE PRECOITIAL AGREEMENT: I, the undersigned, agree that: 1. In the highly unlikely event of my not having an orgasm after you've drunkenly rolled on top of me, as is entirely normal and in accordance with the natural order of things, and pumped away for two minutes, I shall politely fake one. It'll be a really good act too, with me saying stuff like "Oh, you're so good, you're the best" and howling like a cat that's being repeatedly jabbed with a compass. 2. Should your mother show me any photos of you as a child, like those ones taken at your auntie's wedding where you've got a velvet bow tie and a pudding-bowl haircut, I shall make no comment. Ever. Or even look at you in a way that suggests they are all "funny". 3. I fully understand that a woman's main role in any relationship is to take the blame. So when you stub your toe in the bathroom or your football team loses, I agree that - by some complex scientific equation incompre
Female Ejaculation Part 1...this Subject Is Too Good To Only Have One Part
as found on: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation Female ejaculation From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Female ejaculation (colloquially known as squirting or gushing) refers to the expulsion of noticeable amounts of clear fluid or a small amount of thick, white fluid, always from the urethra during sexual stimulation at or near orgasm. Female ejaculation is nearly always facilitated by stimulation of the g-spot (the urethral sponge, named after Dr. Ernest Gräfenberg), an area on the front vaginal wall. Contents [hide] 1 The nature of female ejaculation 2 Research 3 The 'female prostate' and female ejaculation 4 In society 4.1 Medical Contradictions 4.2 Female transsexual ejaculation 4.3 Pornography 4.3.1 Famous female ejaculators in adult film 4.3.2 British film censorship 5 References 6 External links [edit] The nature of female ejaculation Female ejaculation is not a new concept. The Greek philosopher Aristotle noted it
Female Ejaculation Part 2.....squirt Squirt Here...a Squirt Squirt There...here A Squirt ...there A Squirt....everywhere A Squirt Squirt
as found on: http://www.squirtingtruth.com/how_to_ejaculate.phtml SquirtingTruth: How To Ejaculate Before making any efforts to learn how to ejaculate please keep in mind that studies show not all women will be able to ejaculate. That is not to say that it cannot be learned but that it is possible that some women will not be able to, for whatever reason. For that reason ejaculation should not be considered the 'be all and end all' of sex for any woman. And it isn't. Many women who do not ejaculate have very satisfying and fulfilling sex lives. So why should you attempt this? 1. The g-spot stimulation needed for ejaculation may, in itself, cause a very satisfying type of orgasm. Whether you ejaculate or not, this intense orgasm is certainly worth the effort. 2. Developing your PC muscles, through Kegel exercises can also have enormous benefits, including helping non-orgasmic women achieve orgasm and intensifying the orgasms of already orgasmic women. 3.
The Female Form...
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Female Contestants Needed
Best chest contest. Lets see what cherry tap ladies has the best chest. I still need 4 girls to start up this contest. Please send a link to witch picture you like me to us and please make sure I can rip it if it says adult on it. You can use what ever picture u like. Please come join my contest and good luck
Female Contestants Needed
Best chest contest. Lets see what cherry tap ladies has the best chest. I still need 4 girls to start up this contest. Please send a link to witch picture you like me to us and please make sure I can rip it if it says adult on it. You can use what ever picture u like. Please come join my contest and good luck
Female Contestants Needed
I’m starting up a contest for the hottest pussy. Do you think you have what it takes to have the hottest pussy on cherry tap. If so I am looking for 7 hot ladies to bare there hot pussy and be voted on by everyone else. Winner will get a dozen roses. If you like to join please send me a link with the picture you want to use. When I have all ten then I will open up the contest. Thanks to all that join.
Females
THIS IS ONLY A FAIRY TALE>>> A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish." "Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the wife. The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands. Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me." The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish... So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - the husband became 92 years o
Female Contestants Needed
I’m starting up a contest for the hottest pussy. Do you think you have what it takes to have the hottest pussy on cherry tap. i still have room for 3 hot ladies to bare there hot pussy and be voted on by everyone else. Winner will get a dozen roses. If you like to join please send me a link with the picture you want to use. When I have all ten then I will open up the contest. Thanks to all that join.
Female Contestants Needed
Best chest contest. Lets see what cherry tap ladies has the best chest. I still need 3 girls to start up this contest. Please send a link to witch picture you like me to us . You can use what ever picture u like. Please come join my contest and good luck
Female Football Contest
ONLY ONE MORE DAY LEFT. PLEASE COME AND VOTE FOR ME. IF YOU LOVE THE PATS OR HAVE FRIENDS WHO LOVE THE PATS PLEASE SEND THEM HERE HELP HELP HELP HELP. I NEED MORE VOTES. I WILL RETURN THE FAVOR IF YOU NEED HELP. I WILL, I PROMISE. PLEASE SEND AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. LOVE TO YOU ALL.
Female Prayer
Before I lay me down to sleep I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. Amen.
A Female Stripper
I am a female stripper. Being nude is my normal way of life, I am nude at work and when back home, I usually act as nude as I do at my job: without thinking twice about it. While the strip club's customers are aroused by my nakedness, I am not. I just feel free and at ease, so used to behaving naked… naturally. Of course, I know how to arouse them with my bouncing breasts, moving my ass in front of their faces, but this is just my job, not my life, I don't even think of it anymore when doing it. Do you think of your foot when you press on the throttle pedal when driving? Are you conscious of your hand when writing? Of your mouth when eating? Of course not, nor am I about my breasts, my pussy or my ass. I strip and dance fully naked in front of my male audiences, it is so natural to me, night after night. I just take their money, as much as I can and I am happy with it as I can live in a luxury flat in one of the most chic parts of the town. Love just means sex to me, and I love sex.
Female Sexiest Smile Contest... You Love Me Don't You:-)
Mrs.Flyhead@ CherryTAP OK HERE IT IS THE FEMALE SEXIEST SMILE CONTEST IN ONE HOUR FROM NOW IT OPENS. ITS BASED ON COMMENTS ONLY,,SO OF COURSE YALL KNOW WHAT TO DO...REMEMBER IM SMILIN AT YOU!!
Female Or Shemale Can You Tell ???
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Female Volunteers....
Ok, the coast was wet, stormy and cold. However, it was nice to get away. I'm back and ready to start serious goofing off. Ok, I'm interested in starting a comedy think tank. My buddy is uber creative, I'm the tech guy (with a bit of comic timing), but we need a few fine, sexy women who are funny as hell to round out the team. If you fit the bill, let me know.
Female Models, Escorts Employment
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Female Comebacks
female combacks....hahahaha Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this.... If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. REPOST
Female Come Backs All Woman Know Them And Live By Them
lol female combacks....hahahaha Body: Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Female Comeback
Body: Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Female Masturbation
Masturbation gives women the opportunity to explore their body while at the same time giving them a high degree of sexual freedom. It allows women the opportunity to experience sexual pleasure without relying on a partner, and to release sexual tension when they feel the need to. Masturbation can be very empowering teaching tool for women, it teaches them about their bodies, and how it responds to sexual stimulation. Many normal and healthy women only experience orgasm while masturbating, or it is their most intense type of orgasm. Masturbation is the first and most important sexual skill a woman should learn, as it holds the key to enjoying other forms of sexual activity. Ideally, this skill is learned prior to the age of five, but far too often it is not learned until a women is in her late teens or early twenties. This stems from the incorrect notion that children are entirely devoid of sexuality and they are to be protected from the 'evils' of sexuality. Children, especially infant
Females Bullshytt
Why is it when your on the internet .. And you come across a page and see a happy couple .. and all that that most not all females ..Dont respect that.. They still have to come on to your husband. They take a simple compliment like your beautiful or sexy as being a pick up line. First off.. If My man was here to pick UP anyone.. Which he dont need to be because he could easily find it on the street here.. But second. Half these people are fake.. and second.. obv if OUR pics and his profile reads IN a Relationship IT means just that. Hes not leaving me .. Hes not looking .. He loves me .. and Thats the end of the story. RESPECT PEOPLE.. WHERE is it in this World today. And its mostly young 17 and 18 year old females who I cant understand if they are so pretty and all why cant they find a man where they live they have to look in other states Makes you wonder right whats wrong with them or if that is really them at all..All Im saying.. Respect.. Damn..
Female Survey
1.What color is your bra? Classicly white 2. Have you ever lied about your age? No I've never had to 3. Do you prefer "sensitive boys" or "tough guys" Both 4. Do you prefer blonde or brunette guys? Depends 5. Are you currently single? Nope 6. How many things in your past do you regret? Loads 7. Did you answer number six truthfully? Yes 8. Do you have best friends? I have one 10. Have you ever kissed two people in one night? No 12. Who was the last person you hugged? Natty 13. Have you ever had your heart broken? No 15. Have you ever wanted someone but you knew you couldn't? No 16. Have you ever felt like killing somebody? Yes today at work several times 17. If you could change anything about your past what would it be?? I wouldn't 18. Do you like your life? Yes 19. Do you shop at Hollister? No 20. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you? Lol yes and she wrote a nice letter to me aswell 21. Has one of
Female Joke
It has long been contended that there are male jokes and there are > female jokes. And there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke I consider a > true female joke. I offer it to you in the hopes that women will love > it and men will pass it along to a woman who will love it. > > A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her > girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy > middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not > take her eyes off him. > > The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked > over to her. > > Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned > over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, > that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one > condition." (There are always conditions) > > Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. > > Then he replied, "You have to tell me what you want m
Female Behavior
If women are supposed to be less rational and more emotional at the beginning of our menstrual cycle when the femaoe hormone is at its lowest level, then why isn't it logical to say that, in those few days, women behabe the most like the way men behave all month long? Gloria Steinem, American writer
Female Looking For Fun
Looking for fun Im bored Anyone needing enjoyment in the grand rapids area please feel free to contact me. I am a great person and new to the area.
::female Model Sought For Adult Artwork::
manhattaN, nyc- ::model wanted:: (obviously nude) i am not trying to find models for the typical "photo" thing. i'm translating my own artwork from drawings and watercolors into photostyle images. need models for the figure forms. digital barter. cash is for cigarettes, coffee and whatever is left might cover carfare. maybe. check out: http://www.xlsite.com/spvix/modinfo.htm for some other details, or the sketchbook to be translated, here: http://www.xlsite.com/spvix/1SEXARTINTERFACE.html i'm looking for a model who recognises fully that the psychosocial demand for a living human being to necessarily feel shame and guilt about being a mortal, living and vibrant, sexual organism, is a demand for suicide - and responds with a bellywrenching !!!Laugh!!!!!- that is backed by a clenched fist ready to fight for its life. spontvix@yahoo.com i'm also proposing an internet collaboration for anyone who is sharp enough know what time it is. email m
1172 Females Friends On Cherry Tap...
who wants 2 be my family???..dont be shy...
Female Naughty Poll
NaughtyPoll.com - take your own poll! 1. How old are you?over 30 2. What is your sexual orientation?Bi-Curious 3. Have you ever given somone oral sex?Sure I have 4. Have you ever received oral sex?Yes, of course 5. How many sexual partners have you had?More than 15 6. What is your pubic hair style?Shaved bald, nice and clean 7. What is your choice of underwear style?Boy Shorts 8. Have you ever had anal sex?Yes I have 9. What is your favorite position?Anything that gets me off 10. How often do you masturbate?About once a week 11. Have you ever kissed a girl?Yes, for sure 12. Have you ever had sex with a girl?Not that far, just kissing 13. Have you ever taken, or been in naked photos?Never done either 14. Have you ever had multiple partners at once?No, never 15. Have you watched porn?Yes, and I own some of my own 16. Have you ever been to a nude beach or nudist area?Nope, I am modest 17. Have you ever watched others, or been watched having sex?No, nei
Female Beefeater Brings Girl Power To The Tower
~Female Beefeater brings girl power to the Tower~ By Kate Kelland LONDON (Reuters) - The guardians of Britain's historic Tower of London are enlisting girl power for the first time in their 522-year history. The Tower's Yeoman Warders, commonly known as Beefeaters -- whose ceremonial dress is a distinctive scarlet and gold tunic, white ruff, red stockings and black patent shoes -- have appointed the first female member to their ranks. "There were six candidates -- five were male and she was the only female," spokeswoman Natasha Woollard said. "She was the best candidate for the job." Woollard said the woman, whose name has not yet been made public, was serving in the armed forces and "will join her new colleagues in the Yeoman Body at the Tower of London in summer 2007." The new Beefeater's full job title will be "Yeoman Warder of Her Majesty's Royal Palace and Fortress the Tower of London, and Members of the Sovereign's Body Guard of the Yeoman Guard Extrao
Female Soldiers Needed For Heros
IF ANYONE KNOWS OF ANY WOMEN WHO SERVE OUR COUNTRY AND IS ON CT PLEASE LET ME KNOW I WOULD LIKE TO ADD THEM AS WELL. THANKS AGAIN FOR YOUR SUPPORT!! AS ALWAYS ME YER FAVORITE PAIN IN THE ASS
Female Survey
1. what color is your bra? black 2. Do you ever lie about your age? yes lol 3. Do you prefer "sensitive boys" or "tough guys"? bit of both 4. Do you prefer a blonde or brunette guy? not bothered 5. Are you currently single? nope 7. How many things in your past do you regret? none, never regret anything as you cant change it now anyway 8. Did you answer number six truthfully? if there was a number 6 id tell ya 9. Do you have a best friend? Yes 10. What do you want to be when you grow up? not sure something to do with music and media 12. Are You A Freak? hell yeah i am! :F 13. Do You Think Your Attractive? lol like im gonna answer that 14. Where do you shop to buy most of your clothes? Primark!! its proper cheap!!! 15. Who was the last person you hugged? erm either my mum or dad 16. Have you ever had your heart broken? yes 17. Have you ever thought about suicide? yes 18. Have you ever wanted someone but you knew you couldn't hav
Female ,passions
Her mind tries to calm her body. Each mile the plane moves taking her closer to her love. She never expected to find this kind of love, the friendship that grew from a few simple words, had grown into a love, and now it was becoming real. She is so excited, so filled with the passion that grew between them, but so afraid. What ifs keep coming into her mind. What if their meeting fails, could she smile again knowing that she would never see the love he typed to her, or the way his spirit seems to wrap his arms around her when she is lost. What if. The gentle glide of the plane as it lands brings her back from her deep thoughts, only a few hours to keep breathing, until she sees the man she has grown to love. They plan to meet for dinner. Hes told her where, and time, her body grows more excited with each passing minute, does he feel the same, is he as nervous of this, there first meeting. Will he smile the sweetest smilt as she moves towards him, will she know without
Female Art
Female Genie
Female Genie While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on the beach and picked it up. Suddenly, a beautiful blonde female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?" Osama responded, "You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything." The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever." Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and said, "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with you." The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared. The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton at his side. His privates were gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance. God is good.
A Females Prayer
Entry for January 12, 2007 FEMALE PRAYER: Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, and always be my very best friend. Amen. MALE PRAYER: I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a boat. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
Female Menstrual Puberty Rite
Female Menstrual Puberty Rite This rite is to be done soon after a girl (G) experiences her first menstrual cycle, and before she has a second one. All you need are the regular tools you use for casting a magick circle, a red candle with the girls name carved on it, and a calendar that has the moon phases on it. If you are a crafty person, you may want to make the calendar by hand, if not, try to find a special looking calendar that the girl will enjoy having as a special keep sake. If you are older and never had this rite performed, and feel deep down that your menstrual cycle is dirty or something shameful and not to be talked about, I suggest you perform this rite on yourself. If you can not find other people to participate, design the ritual so it can be performed solitary, by you alone. It should make you feel special about having your moon cycle, and take away any feelings of shame you may have had passed down to you long ago. It is something you should feel proud and empowere
4 Female Eyes Only
Females Who Talk To My Man
Baldarmyguy I Love him, OK? And he loves me. If you are a female talking to him, that's cool. Don't pop into my window trying to start shit. 1. Hello, read his page 2. Look at his Pics 3. I think it's great you all think He's sexy. I couldn't agree more. I'm happy when you all pop in my window just to say hi. 4. CherryTap is fantasy, get it through your heads. because... 5. See one and two. I get him in reality, see #4 this is just fantasy. So please, I don't want you popping into my window telling me he said he'd screw you on a stupid sex survey. I don't want to hear it, cause He'll be with me in RT. OK? Good. If you don't like him being with me, then quit talking to him, I'm not friggin going anywhere!
Female On Female
I slowly walked up behind her and quickly placed my left hand over her mouth while my right slid down the back of her dress and felt her sweet female flesh tighten on her bare buttocks as she stood in surprise and muffled cry of alarm issuing from her covered mouth, but audible only to me.Ê Her head turned towards me and I replaced my hand with my mouth in a fierce open mouth kiss while my arm bent her towards the bar and my hind on her buttocks traced her crack all the way down to the warmth of her increasingly wet vulva.Ê My fingers lightly explored her wetness which was coming is in large volumes until my fingers were well coated and then I moved even farther under her pelvis and felt my fingers slip over her erect center of pleasure and a shudder ran through her whole body.Ê Now I circled my prey varying the pressure from very soft at first to moderately firm when she broke off our kiss and leaning back against me began to quietly moan with each ragged breath.Ê Ê With my right h
Female Masturbation
Masturbation can be defined as a self-stimulation that brings out sexual sensations. The use of the word masturbation usually refers to a person manipulating genitals to the point of intense pleasure or orgasm. Orgasm refers to a period of intense excitement in which the genital muscles come to a series of highly pleasurable contractions or movements... Read More about Female Masturbation Female Orgasm ... As you know, women tend take longer to reach arousal. So, talk your partner in to spending more time o­n foreplay, so that you will get there along ith him. Knowing your own body for showing your partner how you’d like to stimulated is quintessential to maximize the female sexuality. This isn’t imple matter of pushing o­n the right buttons o­n the right way, but to bring out the pleasure you long for, the way you yearn. Men usually get straight to the point (their pleasure that is), so the decision is yours to show your partner that sex is most pleasant when both lovers enjoy it
Females
I hate you more for promising to hang out For telling me you like me and wanna go out for making dates with me Then not showing up claiming you forgot having something "come up" Just tell the truth believe i what you say stand up for what you feel. Stop making things up and stop trying to be a nice guy by not admiting to your feelings. Be a nice guy and an adult by being honest cause please it hurts more when you say yes then back out then if you say no. FUCKING BITCHES
Female Ejaculation - How To
When it comes to turning a woman on, there’s wet, and then there’s wet. You can learn how to unleash a tidal wave of orgasmic juices in your bed. Read on to find out more about the phenomenon of female ejaculation. How It Works Females ejaculate? Yes, they do. We’re talking about a gusher of fluid spurting out of her pussy as she comes. Actually, to be more accurate, the fluid comes squirting out of her urethra. Don’t let this gross you out, though; its not pee! Female cum is a clear, odorless liquid produced by a small organ called the female prostate, or urethral sponge, which is located between the urethra and vagina. The fluid it produces just happens to come out of the pee hole, but...so does guys semen, right? While some women may experience ejaculation naturally in the course of intercourse or other sex play, most require some concentrated stimulation of the G-spot. Massaging the G-spot causes the urethral sponge to become engorged with fluid, which is then expelled dur
Female Ejaculation?
When it comes to turning a woman on, there’s wet, and then there’s wet. You can learn how to unleash a tidal wave of orgasmic juices in your bed. Read on to find out more about the phenomenon of female ejaculation. How It Works Females ejaculate? Yes, they do. We’re talking about a gusher of fluid spurting out of her pussy as she comes. Actually, to be more accurate, the fluid comes squirting out of her urethra. Don’t let this gross you out, though; its not pee! Female cum is a clear, odorless liquid produced by a small organ called the female prostate, or urethral sponge, which is located between the urethra and vagina. The fluid it produces just happens to come out of the pee hole, but...so does guys semen, right? While some women may experience ejaculation naturally in the course of intercourse or other sex play, most require some concentrated stimulation of the G-spot. Massaging the G-spot causes the urethral sponge to become engorged with fluid, which is then expelled dur
Female Orgasm
Female Ejaculation
Female Ejaculation Paul The following assumes you have already an understanding of the G-spot. W omen lactate, men ejaculate, or so the old saying goes. Turns out some women, maybe most women, actually do both. Reports of women experiencing a gush of fluid at orgasm go back many centuries, but it's only fairly recently that (Western) science has taken these stories seriously. The fluid comes through the urethra, but NOT from the bladder. Many still explain away the fluid some women eject from the urethra at climax as urine resulting from momentary loss of bladder control. While this might occur in a very small number of women, it does not explain the experience shared by some women: the fluid doesn't look like urine, doesn't smell like urine, and it has been proven in many chemical analyses that it is not urine. These women produce a small amount of clear fluid which has only trace amounts of uric acid; this indicates the fluid comes through the urethra, but does not
Female Prayer
FEMALE PRAYER Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend.
Female Masterbation..hope This Helps
"How do I know if I've had an orgasm?" My answer is always "If you don't know if you've had an orgasm, then you probably haven't." I hate that answer, but it's the only accurate response I've ever heard to that question. Simply put, orgasms are rarely something that slips by you when you aren't looking. When you have them, you (and sometimes the neighbors) know it. "How do I have an orgasm?" Wish the answer had to do with some simple trick, method, or masturbation technique..everyone is different. Masturbation and Your Body One of the most important aspects of female masturbation is that it gives you a chance to learn your body. Once you learn it, you will not only be able to give yourself pleasure, you will also be able to teach someone else how to please you as well. Every area of your body is a potential pleasure zone, but in order to figure out where, you must explore yourself with an open mind and without shame. Every woman's body is beautiful, so don't fixate on those
Female & Male Versions Of Prayer
Female Prayer Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. Amen ******************************************************************************* Male Prayer I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit. Amen
~ Female Road Rage ~
I laughed my ass off when i first saw this :)
Female Comebacks
I got this in an email from a friend who of course changed it..so I changed it..LOL MAN: Where have you been all my life? BARB: Hiding from you. MAN: Haven't I seen you someplace before? BARB: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. MAN: Is this seat empty? BARB: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. MAN: Your place or mine? BARB: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. MAN: So, what do you do for a living? BARB: I'm a female impersonator. MAN: Hey baby, what's your sign? BARB: Do not enter. MAN: How do you like your eggs in the morning? BARB: Unfertilized. MAN: Your body is like a temple. BARB: Sorry, there are no services today. MAN: I would go to the end of the world for you. BARB: But would you stay there? MAN: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. BARB: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. MAN: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together BARB: Really, I'd put f and u together
Female Terms For Masturbation
Menage a'moi, Terms for Female Masturbation: I never heard of these 5 Digit Disco Buzzing the honey hole Backslappin' Betty Bailing out the Gravy Boat Beaver bashin' Bouncing the bearded clam Buffing the box Buffing the jewel Buttering up the whisker biscuit Clam twiddlin' jamboree Critter crammin' Damming the beaver Dialing "O" on the little pink telephone Diddling miss daisy Diggin' for clams Digitis Erectus Fingering the fountain Flicking the minnow Friday night lip service Frosting the muffin of love Giving yourself the finger Going for the gooey duct Impeaching Bush Juicing the clam Let your fingers do the walking Lip smacking Petting the kitty Piddly Diddler Playing the squeezebox Pokin' the pie Polishing the little pink pearl Pumping the kooter Punchin' the chipmunk Reading in Braille Riding the clitorisauras Romancing thy own Roughing up the suspect Self-guided tuna boat tour Smacking Jerry Garcia on the nose Spanking Lucy Stroking the
Female Urologist....lol
There are over 11,000 male urologists in the US. But now a few women have entered the field. A man goes to a female urologist for an exam. The female doctor says, "I am going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say 99." The guy obeys and says, "99!!!" The doctor says, "Great. Now turn over on your left side and, again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say 99." Again, the guy says, "99." The doctor said, "Very good. Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly. I am going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I am going to hold onto your penis. Now take a deep breath and say 99." The guy says, "One... two... three..."
Female Contestants Needed
Best chest contest. Lets see what cherry tap ladies has the best chest. I need 10 girls to start up this contest. Please send a link to witch picture you like me to us . You can use what ever picture u like. Please come join my contest and good luck.
The Female Body
Her neck is like the neck of the roe which drins out of the fountain of Kanawab. Her breasts are like polished marble tablets, as whips bring them to Sida, Thereon like apples of the pomegranates two glittering piles of jewels. Her arms are drawn swards,peeled cucumbers-oh that I had much ! And incomparably beautiful her hands in the rose-red of the Hinna-leaf; Her smooth, fine fingers are like the writing read not yet cut; The glance of her nails like Dura-seeds which have lain overnight in milk; Her body is a mass of cotton-wool which has been shaken into down, And her legs marble pillars in the sacred house of the Omayads. Please read and comment up on this poetry
Female Domination No.1
Someone who i sent my story to suggested that it might be appreciated if I put it in a blog, so here it is. Please be kind but let me know what you think, I come home late from work one night, the house looks dark as I walk up the steps and open the door, when I get inside I notice the flicker of candle light coming from upstairs. I hang my coat and make my way up the stairs, when I get to the bedroom my jaw drops to floor as I see you standing in front of me wearing a leather basque stockings, black satin panties, long black gloves and high heels. When I have recovered from seeing the vision infront of me, you tell me to strip, I do as you command. Once I have stripped you walk over to me take a silk scarf and blindfold me. You lead me over to the bed and once at the end you push me backwards so that i fall onto the bed. You move me up the bed so my head is on a pillow, you straddle my chest and I can feel you stockings against my body, I reach up to touch and you say that there w
Female Domme Story Very Harsh
I should have told you a good servant would have I noticed the lock didn't latch on my cage my heart raced I knew the penalty for gettin out but I couldnt help myself after the previous night my mind was racing.I heard you leave and waited to hear the car and slowly,cautiously crept out from my home and snuck into the bedroom . I went to your bed and buried my face in your pillow taking in your perfume I looked on the floor and in your bathroom saw a pair of your panties with my heart in my throte I grabbed them and crawled in your tub I held your panties to my face in inhaled deeply takin in your musky smell I couldn't help myself I felt a stirring down there I knew I shouldnt touch but couldn't stop.your smell is intoxicating like a drug I was lost in my fantasy when I heard "what the fuck are you doing?"you yelled at me I jumped tried to scamble out of the tub quick in a flash you had my chain. "I knew you couldn't be trusted",you snarled at me ,"I wanted to see what
Female Comebacks
Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic." Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore." Man: "Is this seat empty?" Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down." Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?" Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?" Man: "Your place or mine?" Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine." Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" Woman: "It's in the phone book." Man: "But I don't know your name." Woman: "That's in the phone book too." Man: "So what do you do for a living?" Woman: "I'm a female impersonator." Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" Woman: "Do Not Enter" Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Woman: "Unfertilized!" Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason" Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!" Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual
Female Survey
1. Do you consider yourself: Inhuman{} Ugly{}Ok I Guess{} Cute{} A Cutie{} Hot{} A Hottie{}Exotic{} Beautiful{}A Sex Bomb {}Diva{} Enchantress{}Goddess{} 2. What color is the bra you have on right now? white 3. What color Panties are you wearing? 4. Do you look at guys "bulges"? 5. Does looking at shirtless well defined guys cause you to lube? 6. Do you prefer "sensitive boys" or "tough guys"? 7. Do you prefer blonde or brunette guys? 8. What kind of car makes a guy look attractive? 9. What kind of vibrator do you own? 10. How many things in your past do you regret? 11. Has anyone ever cheated on you? 12. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face? 13. If so why? 14. Are you currently single? 15. How many times a week to you masterbate? 16. What is you favorite sexual position? . 17. Do you like your sexual episode Rough{} Romatic{} 18. Do you have a best friend? 19. Do you ever lie about your age? 20. Do you like it when a guy lick
Fem, And Amputee And Shemale
Birgit 28 f interesteto talk with female, withamputees, wheelchairladys and shemale. These are my turn ons
Female Veterans Slam Va Citing Lack Of Services
Female veterans slam VA citing lack of services Sex abuse, PTSD among problems By Michael Gisick It happened at a Christmas party on a U.S. air base in Germany in 1990. Christin McKinley was a 20-year-old military police officer with the U.S. Air Force, six months out of boot camp and eager to prove herself. In a few weeks, her country and its allies would launch the first Gulf War. She wanted, she says, to be one of the boys. That night, one of the boys, a staff sergeant who was also one of her supervisors, pulled her into a bathroom. She told him no, she says, but he covered her mouth, pinned her down and raped her. Among the growing ranks of female veterans, McKinley, an Albuquerque resident, is disturbingly far from alone. About 3,000 sexual assaults were reported in the military last year, a 24 percent increase over 2005, according to a Department of Defense report issued in mid-March. Of 188 women now being treated through a clinic for post-traumati
Female Ejaculation
I've experienced this wonderful explosion more than once & hope'n to experience it again. Can someone help?
Female Veterans Slam Va Citing Lack Of Services
Female veterans slam VA citing lack of services Sex abuse, PTSD among problems By Michael Gisick It happened at a Christmas party on a U.S. air base in Germany in 1990. Christin McKinley was a 20-year-old military police officer with the U.S. Air Force, six months out of boot camp and eager to prove herself. In a few weeks, her country and its allies would launch the first Gulf War. She wanted, she says, to be one of the boys. That night, one of the boys, a staff sergeant who was also one of her supervisors, pulled her into a bathroom. She told him no, she says, but he covered her mouth, pinned her down and raped her. Among the growing ranks of female veterans, McKinley, an Albuquerque resident, is disturbingly far from alone. About 3,000 sexual assaults were reported in the military last year, a 24 percent increase over 2005, according to a Department of Defense report issued in mid-March. Of 188 women now being treated through a clinic for post-traumati
Female Player
You call your self a player Cause it seems you played a few... You didn't seem to realize it was me playing you. It's true you were good at your game and came out a winner... But compare to me,you were still just a beginner! There still lots of learning and you ain't shit yet!!! If you didn't give a fuck,then why are you so upset?? Although you tried to play me,things didn't end up your way,cause your on your knees begging me to stay... How does it feel to Lose? How does it feel to be a Failure? How does it feel to be played... By an O.G. Female Player??
Female Ejaculation
Most of you know I"m a squirter. And we're not talking a little bit lol..I'm talking I can cum so hard I can squirt my juices in my own mouth or over my head lol..its been recorded ;) For those of you that don't now how to squirt or don't know how to make your partner squirt. Here is a great article I found that helps explain a lot. I know Iv'e posted stuff like this before...but everytime I find something with a little more info in it to help ya'll get to squirting I figure it can't hurt to post something else. MY BIGGEST PERSONAL TIP IS..to always go pee before your going to try to squirt otherwise its just too damn uncomfortable. Few men know about it, more women do but most either do not know what to do with it or feel ashamed about it: female ejaculation. Not all women can do it and the way they do and (and the amount of fluid they produce) may be very different. The amount of fluid may vary from just a few drops to a mug full. You need a little technique to get it done, but fi
Female Brain!
Your Brain is 53% Female, 47% Male Your brain is a healthy mix of male and female You are both sensitive and savvy Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeveWhat Gender Is Your Brain?
Female Survey
The Female Survey. 1. What color is the bra you have on now? [¢¾] BLACK 2. Do you ever lie about your age? [¢¾] ALL THE TIME LOL 3. Do you prefer "sensitive boys" or "tough guys"? [¢¾] BOTH BUT I LIKE EM SHY 4. Do you prefer blonde or dark haired guys? [¢¾] BLONDE 5. Are you currently single? [¢¾] NO 6. How many things in your past do you regret? [¢¾] A LOT OF THEM 7. Do you have a best friend? [¢¾] YES SHE IS THE BEST AND ABOUT TO BE A MOM 8. What do you want to be when you grow up? [¢¾] A COP 9. Have you ever kissed two people in one night? [¢¾] YEAH GUILTY 10. Who was the last person you hugged? [¢¾] MY DAUGHTER 11. Have you ever had your heart broken? [¢¾] YES A FEW TIMES 12. Have you ever thought about having plastic surgery? [¢¾] YES 13. Have you ever wanted someone but you knew you couldn't have them? [¢¾] YES 14. Do you like your life? [¢¾] NO I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT IT EXCEPT MY KIDS 15. Do you shop at Holliste
Female Comebacks
Female Comebacks Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minut
Female Cake .. Naked..
OKAY FOR THE ONES THAT WANTED TO SEE IT HERE IS THE CAKE I WAS MAKIN LAST NITE.. ITS NOT AS GOOD AS NORMALLY BUT I WAS BUZZIN LMAO.. THEN I WAS PISSED SO YAH.. THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.. LOL I PROMISED I WOULD SHOW YOU.. J:)
Female Singer In A Lonely Bar
'Water dream of summer city drifting streets singing songs of... and all the while foot tapping down the line Itchy feet a wander dusty road tear drapped night singing songs of... and all the while foot tapping down the line and every whistle sends a shiver and every whistle tweaks a dream from yesterday and ain't no song ever sung the beauty with the pain and all the blues ain't the hue of night and all your tears flow a differant way and all the kisses taste a differant flavor illusion mathmaticians twisting minds with advert lines of buy bye bye Water dream of summer city drifting streets singing songs of... and all the while foot tapping down the line...' She sang and my heart listened alone in the corner hidden in shadows hidden in my tears and all the while I hung on every note and every word and every song she sang for me invisible in the crowd... I lit a cigerette leant back and closed my eyes living through her
Female Ejaculation
Female Ejaculation the "other" female orgasm Different techniques will accomplish different things. We all know about the clitoris and the effects of stimulating it, but the G-spot is not clear to everybody - men as well as women. Here is a different technique to accomplish some different orgasms. Orgasms that not every woman is aware of and that - as a result - may bring about some very intense emotions. Few men know about it, more women do but most either don't know what to do with it or feel ashamed about it: female ejaculation. Not all women can do it and the way they do (and the amount of fluid they produce) may be very different. The amount of fluid may vary from just a few drops to a mug full. You need a little technique to get it done, but first you need to understand it. Female ejaculate is worked up in the spongy area around the female urethra, better known as the G-spot. It's located at the upper part of the vagina, just behind the entrance at the back of the pubic bone
Fema Trailer Park...la
Omg so my volunteer work here in Luisiana has been very interesting so far. Mostly i really really like it here. The weather is a bit hot n humid but its ok. Today i was sent on a trip to a FEMA trailer park and i was extremely disturbed by what goes on in there. First of all the trailer park has hardly no grass n alot of gravel rocks. The trailers are very small n about 10 feet to 15 feet away from each other.Im gonna guess n say that there are about 400 trailers there. Since yesterday EC(Emergency Communities) and some of the people with my group (we are volunteers from Pellissippi State in Tennessee) have been sent to work with the kids in the trailer park after school. It was really heart breaking to see the mentality of the children today. I mean these kids have no respect for themselves or the people around them. They play in an old building with no walls that use to be a courthouse. They have one safe haven which is suppose to be one trailer that is their after sch
Femails Only...
rate all that you coment, commnet all that you rate... how tall? age? where from? married? kids? fav color? shoe size? friend me. please.... please and tank you. i need to level up, i need more room for pics...comment what you rate. rate honestly what you comment. not just tens for the sake of giving tens. please and ty i dont care about points other wize. i dont use cherry cash becase it wont get meny anytng i can use in real life.
Fema
FEMA is the biggest joke of all. I've lost everything due to katrina. I've received money from FEMA right after the storm and now they sent me to collections with no notification. I was turned over to collections March 2006. I am just being notified by their collections agency that I am about to be turned over to the Department of Treasury if I do not pay it soon. You know there are a lot of people out there who received money who should not have. I did everything right and this is what i get. Maybe i should start popping out babies and living off the system. That seems to be the only way to get help in this country.
Female Sponge Bath
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!!" The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely...... A r e - m y - t e s t - r e
Females
why do females say they love a guy but when it comes down to it there just full of shit . for me i'm tired of hearing this shit.they need to really learn the diff of love for those who wanna know it's love is a hot injection in the middle section with no objections! to all those who are offened well fuck u
"female Survey" Cuz Nicky Did It.
1.What color is your bra? My sunburn prevents me from wearing one today. 2. Do you ever lie about your age? Nope... No one believes I'm 31 anyway. 3. Do you prefer "sensitive boys" or "tough guys"? I dont think either extreme makes for a good relationship.
Female Come Backs
FEMALE COMEBACKS man: Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing
Female Comebacks To Men's Pick Up Lines....
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Female Poem
I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long. One who thinks before he speaks One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I want him to be gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash, be not annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I want this man to love me to no end And always be my very best friend.
Female Orgasm Techniques
ecrets To The Female Orgasm As a member of the gender that is known as the Hunter-Gatherer, I am certain the only thing more exciting than making a woman whimper is making two women whimper from female orgasm (we'll save that for part two). A woman who whimpers while love making or having an orgasm or even the dirtiest sexual marathon must be experiencing pleasure at a level where both pleasure and pain live simultaneously in harmony throughout her body and her mind. The female body, like the female orgasm, and the wicked desires that lie within are no less than that of the common male. All the things we wish to do to them they most certainly wish we would as well. When a female gets to the point where she whimpers small sounds that seem uncomfortable and satisfying at the same time she might very well be close to orgasm and if nothing less you are definitely touching her the right way to induce such resonance from your sweet kitten. Bring Your Female To The Point Of Orga
Female Ejaculation.....
Make Her Squirm, Then Make Her Squirt: Female Ejaculation When it comes to turning a woman on, there's wet, and then there's wet. You can learn how to unleash a tidal wave of orgasmic juices in your bed. Read on to find out more about the phenomenon of female ejaculation. How It Works Females ejaculate? Yes, they do. We're talking about a gusher of fluid spurting out of her pussy as she comes. Actually, to be more accurate, the fluid comes squirting out of her urethra. Don't let this gross you out, though; it's not pee! Female cum is a clear, odorless liquid produced by a small organ called the "female prostate," or urethral sponge, which is located between the urethra and vagina. The fluid it produces just happens to come out of the pee hole, but...so does guys' semen, right? While some women may experience ejaculation naturally in the course of intercourse or other sex play, most require some concentrated stimulation of the G-spot. Massaging the G-spot causes the urethral s
Females
So let me tell you...! theres this girl who keeps callin my wife and i really wish she would stop! I mean she doesnt answer the phone and she just calls back to back and its just like Hello Bitch she obviously dont wanna talk to you... but i guess some people just dont get the hint! So anyways just let me know what you think about these type of girls or if you even know where im comin from
Female Compassion....lol
Barry returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Carolyn that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made passionate love. Six hours later, Barry went to her again, and said, "Honey, now I only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?" Carolyn agreed and again they made love. Later, Barry was getting into bed when he realized he now had only eight hours of life left. He touched Carolyn's shoulder and said, "Honey? Please? Just one more time before I die." She agreed,then afterward she rolled over and fell asleep. Barry, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed and turned until he was down to only four more hours. He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up. "Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we...?" His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, "Listen Barry, I'm not being funny ...but

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