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Fantasy Football
I would like to take this time and say to all the avid sports fans that it is almost time! Time for that Fantasy Football we have been waiting for over the past sevenish months. I encourage everyone to start creating your teams. Don't be a lazybug and wait until it's too late! And make sure you show up for your respective draft. Happy Fantasy playing!

Fantasy, Final
When death comes over ones soul, the reapers cold, sharp, nails pierce ones wrist. Unable to resist his pull, they are forced to walk behind him, awaiting there judgment as to which side there soul will be taken to. If your life was peaceful and happy, then his grip will be released and the marks will vanish, allowing you safe passage into Shangri-La. If your life was full of hatred and pain causing, then you will be cast down into the pits of hell to endure a punishment you have never thought existed for your crimes.... But for a select few that escape his grasp and run away, the marks will never leave and they are to suffer a torture worse than Hell could ever provide. Life with no happyness. Sadness everywhere you go. Never to feel love of joy withen the heart ever again. This is a Final Fantasy.

Fantasy
Bring forth your warmth upon me Flesh intertwined Seductive and slow Passion unyielding A sensual flow Scent of sweet seduction Lingers in air Fantasies fulfilled Ecstasy in what we share.. Tantalize the senses Beyond whats ever been A ravenous indulgence Of love ..Of lust ..Of sin

Fantasy
I pace around my apartment as I wait for what is to come this night. Tonight is the night my dream comes true tonight I become the submissive and let my partner do as they wish with me. As I pace around my place I make sure everything was set for the events to come. As I went to check the time I heard a knock at my door and go and check to see who it was. I opened the door and there stood Christen. She was dressed in a black and red corset and a long tight black skirt. “Hello Christen how are you tonight?” I say to her as I open the door and step out of the way so she could come in. As she steps in she looks at me and tells me to go to the bedroom and wait for her. I do as I am told and close the door and go into my bedroom and wait for her to come in. As Christen enters the bedroom I look at her and smile as she starts to pull bed straps out of her bag and begin to tie them to the bed. When she was done tieing them to the bed she looked at me and told me to take my cl

Fantasy
the sand was white hot under her the drops of moisture were pearls on her skin the shadow marked a line on her back hello he said tall dark and slender smile in the eyes of curiosity the waves called their unknown names the cool embraced them her legs surrounded him he grew into her so complete the seagulls laughed louder then the fulfillment of the souls melted in time to create a new star

Fantasies To Make Real
Fantasies To Make Real Staring Listening with eyes Hearing Finding faraway skies Dreams Dancing in my mind Songs Whispering of fantasies I may find Empty Sitting quiet and alone Waiting For the emptiness to be sown Visions Half hidden by ephemeral reality Focus Beyond the worlds sureality Find The dreams and make them real Hold To words and deeds that heal Love Pocket change in cost Forgiveness Tithe to the lost Embrace The dreams of peace Fantasies That never cease.

The Fantasy Verses Reality
The fantasy: Love's a river ofbliss. The reality: Love is missteps, silences, and how-could-yous!Contrary to popular opinion, this is okay....... I think we need to relize that its not easy at all. People will give you all kinds of advice but, the reality is that its your decision. You need to think it through in your own mind. There is no right or wrong. I believe my heart will lead me to the right person

Fantastic Uggs
In regard to naming, it appears that ugg boots, ugh boots and ugg boots have been used as generic terms for sheepskin boots in Australia. Ugg boots are unisex sheepskin boots, made of twin-faced sheepskin with fleece on the inside and with a tanned outer surface, often with a synthetic sole. Uggs are believed to have been first developed in New Zealand or Australia, although the exact date is uncertain. There has been a dispute between manufacturers of ugg boots, as to whether "ugg" is a generic term and thus ineligible for trademark protection, especially in the region of origin. Deckers Outdoor Corporation holds the UGG trademark in more than 100 countries worldwide. Notable exceptions are Australia and New Zealand where the term is considered generic. You've found the world's most comfortable Australia UGGs. Receiving an overwhelmingly hot reception at 'Australia Fashion Exposed' in Melbourne and lovingly warn by thousands of new UGG Boot fans in London, Sydney, New York and Cali

Fantasy Football
My Fantasy Football Team Roster QB's - Peyton Manning,Tony Romo WR's - Andre Johnson,Reggie Wayne,Vincent Jackson, Plaxico Burress,Dez Bryant RB's - Jamaal Charles,Rashard Mendenhall,Ahmad Bradshaw, Ryan Grant,Javid Best,Willis McGahee TE - Jason Whitten K - Nate Kaeding D - Saints I picked Ryan Grant in the 14th rnd!! He was STILL THERE hahaha,I think I got a good team :D whadduhya think?

Fantasies
In the past couple of days I've been in uncontrolable lust. I have so many dark fantasies running through my head. All I have to do is think about them and I'm left shaking and ready to cum. But by my own rule, I'm not allowed to have relief at a another man's hand. I've cursed myself. Left with overwhelming lust that I must sate on my own.

The Fantasy
I Keep Distance From Reality, And Here I Stay With The Fantasy, A Simple Thought, An Imagination... "Why Keep The Fantasy, When We Can Make It Reality?" For The Reality Will One Day End, Decease. So Here I Stay With The Fantasy. A Simple Thought, An Imagination...

Fantasy Desire Getaway For The Tourists Thailand
Thailand is the major vacationer getaway in the planet which easily draws the tourists from all over the planet. This wonderful getaway is located in the South Eastern Japan and truly is the most excellent getaway to check out and discover. More popularly this wonderful getaway is called as land of look and is truly one of the most joyful and interesting countries in the planet. Thailand is such a nation which truly is one of the most wonderful points of interest in the planet. This wonderful nation truly is the most wonderful and amazing getaway which truly is very worth to check out and discover. Magical Thailand truly has no lack of points of interest and locations and in the following paragraphs of my own I will compose about some of the significant locations and points of interest which truly are value to check out and discover with any Tour Packages to Thailand. Bangkok Thailand is regarded as very value until Bangkok is researched and frequented. Bangkok is the biggest and th

The Fantasy (poem)
The Fantasy I have arrived For I the dark angel Am here. I am in your dreams, When your voice calls, It is I it calls. How strange you act When you see me in The mysterious world Within your thoughts, And though you call for me. I the dark angel am inside

Fantastiska Trend Män Klockor
En enda fantastisk varumärke när det gäller utmanande klockor som kan felfritt monteras på särskilda spännande person att vara Invicta. En fantastisk illustration med detta kommer att bli deras särskilda Män kallad konventionen Lupah Wave Europa Producerad Quartz Chronograph Diamond Följ w / 3 - spelmaskin Jump omständighet. Sektionen för Invicta s Lupah Wave sortiment, producerade denna typ av Europas iaktta levereras med en inzoomad välvd Flare Kombination gem sitta ner på en stor rund fyrkant omständighet plus en diamant tillverkad av brons metall. Kör helt enkelt genom Europa Quartz rörelser är denna typ av observera rörelser tillsammans med betydande noggrannhet och tillförlitlighet och verkar också fantastisk i lagen. Arabiska siffror med 6: 00 och även 12: 00 brukar tydligt ut runt matlagning utomhus med kol switch, Franklin Marshall och även sfäriska lista märkpennor visar alla timme eller så alternativ med undantag för den 3: 00 och även 9: 00. De särskilda Män kallad konvent

2012 Fantasy Fest "official" Events In Key West, Florida
2012 Daily Diversions FANTASY CYBER SOUVENIRS Visit the Fantasy Fest Store anytime at www.fantasyfest.com for memorabilia that makes the fantasy a reality! Official posters, t-shirts, and limited edition medallions. To purchase the Official 2012 t-shirt please call Keyboard Advertising at 305-292-9315. INDECENT EXPOSURE Party like Adam and Eve day and night at the Garden of Eden, clothing optional rooftop bar, above the Bull & Whistle on the corner of Caroline and Duval in the 200 block. Body painting; Open 10 AM to 4 AM everyday; $ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Friday, October 19, 2012 BAHAMA VILLAGE GOOMBAY FESTIVAL Tastes, sights and sounds of the Caribbean in Bahama Village, located at Duval and Petronia streets. This family friendly street party continues Saturday! Noon to midnight; FREE ROYAL CORONATION BALL Meet Key West's Royal Family and vote for the King and Queen of Fantasy Fest 2012 at the "Mayan Empire"; a benefit fo

Fantasy
Fantasy Personal Ramifications are moral dilemmas that penetrates right to the top These ambiguous tales elisions, is the rainbow of what is being cropped Powerful images creep into values and diligence in how and forgiveness This result is very inspirational, but electric compendium of true wit in bliss Hurt is simply puffed-up, meaningless, or just plane old dishonesty People say, this opinionated lexicon is both a serious critique and hilarious This can just be a slight, "Fantasy"!…

Fantasy #5
Yer at workDon't u flirtw/ the concept of leaving 2 simply suck my cock?As I'm getting out of the shower readying myself 4 workU slip inside the bathroomtouching my steamy, water beaded chest w/ 1 handthe other stroking my cockthen U dropkneeling, drawing in my hipsplacing it between yer lips1st, licking 4 tastethe smooth-sucking it inside yer mouthjerking me 2 cumU smile, swallowing slowlykiss my cheekgrab yer keysand leave 4 workOr maybe it doesn't end there?Maybe U have a long lunch?U want yer kitty cleaneddigging yer claws in my backfingerfucking yer assCum attack!purring while U creamOh?So U want lunch involved 2?Grabbing the brownbag from yer handbagshaved pickle meets shaved peachin a sexy fruit cocktail/tossed saladpleasure 4 each2 late, 2 busy 2 return 2 workIt's on now!But wait!I have 2 go baby, I'm sorry....Now I'm at workmade it in latethinking about our lunch dateleaving U I hateI have something in mind...2nitestealing in w/ swiftnesslift yer shirt over yer

A Fantastic Hangover Cure - What Remedy Functions Fast?
A excellent hangover treat is the key difference between having a effective, relatively pain-free and even pleasant day and having a harsh, inefficient and ineffective day in bed with serious discomfort and feeling sick. So how do you get relief quick and even better, avoid treatment that could be bad for your liver? And how do you increase your organic ability to get rid of a hangover quicker for the next time? These techniques can help you. 1. Prevent hangovers using a vitamin kit Preventing hangovers is much, much more efficient than seriously trying to look for a hangover treat the next morning when you're already in serious discomfort and trying not to throw up. Did you know you could do this? As long as you don't do anything foolish like excessive consuming, combining your beverages or gulping down too much low-grade liquor, then this precautionary solution performs around 9 times out of 10. How do you do it? When you consume a lot of liquor, your human is losing essential nutrit

A Fantasy
Can you feel me? My body and yours. Do you know me? My mind in yours. Can you hear me? Our voices one, I feel you when You are not here. I know you because We are one. I hear you and You sooth me. When we touch I’m on fire. When we talk I’m Lost in your voice. Can we be this perfect? I know, feel, see, Hear you in my dreams. Are you real or JUST A FANTASY!!

Fantastic Marriage Ceremony Gowns With Regard To Couples-1
Marriage ceremony is actually regarded as an exceptionally auspicious affair with regard to every couple in this world in addition to that's why, that skilled dallas pest control of an marriage ceremony costume is actually enormous without the hesitation. An exceptionally lovely marriage ceremony costume can simply capture your own thoughts instantaneously. Nonetheless, you can very easily obtain your own marriage costume from any retailer however the selected costume must glimpse lovely, cozy in addition to stylish simultaneously. Asked guests should have some thing exclusive to speak about with regards to your wedding day costume. Marriage ceremony gowns can be very easily obtained within organic cotton, polyester, nylon, in addition to woollen fabric in addition to silk in addition to chiffon also. Nonetheless, that selected fabric needs to be cozy, long lasting in addition to must coordinate existing weather factors also. Many experts have noticed which bridesmaid gown

Fantasy
I was sort of hoping That you would come along, Like the answer to a prayer, And the music to a song. Like the kind of thing that happens, At a special place and time, That will change our lives forever, Like a fantasy of mine. The fantasy was there before, I ever knew your name, And now that I have found you, We will never be the same. So, pardon, if I look at you, Forgive me if I stare, At the fantasy I knew before, I saw you standing there. For I was always hoping, That you would come along, Like the answer to a prayer, And the music to a song

Fantasy Angel
This poem was written a few years ago. It was untitled originally... I'll call it... Fantasy Angel I. Tune your instrument To follow the beat To play the right song To lead your soul. I’ve heard this one before When I was a child And it was new like The whole world I saw. II.

Fantasy's ( Real Or Fiction )
As the winds blow so does the thoughts that swirl in my head , The fantasies are so real that I wonder what's the deal .... I can't touch you , I can't see you but I feel your essence , To me it's very real . Where are you my love , Where do you hide ? I can't seem to find the reason for the ride . What I've dreamt or where we've went , is it real ? I think not ..... So as an old fool speaking , let me make this clear, I'll continue to live in my make-believe world . What I hold close and what I hold dear , Is always alive in my fantasy spear. Where smiles are like rainbows and tears are like rain , And kisses are jewels of every name . My heart is all tender with radiant love , For my Eagle that flys in the clouds up above , He watches and waits , when I know down deep , he will always be mine ..... In my Fantasy's ....

A Fantasy
Carla lifted her wineglass , her hands shook. " I'm nervous." " Good " Ronnie handed a piece of paper. "Here's his number . Call him while you're still hot and in the mood. "Use the phone in the spare bed-room. " Carla stood up an looked at the paper in her hand , Bryce 555-6969 . She walked into the spare bed-roon , picked up the cordless phone and dialed the number. "Hello " Is this Bryce ? " Yes " was his reply. " This is Carla " awwww yes Ronnie's friend . His voice went suddenly soft an warm. There was a tender laugh and he said " Are you free Friday evening " ? Yes I am . I'll pick you up at Ronnie's place . Until Friday as excitement ran through her hot body. Friday came and bathed , hair fixed , nails done she took a deep breath. She hadn't been out in a long time. It was 7 o'clock the door chimes sounded , as she went to answer the door . " You look and smell sensational ". He placed a feather-light kiss in the hollow below her ear , then stepped back ." Let's go ."As we d

Fantastic Shifting Services Simply By Productive Pune Gurus
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Fanuary Is Coming !!
Here in Oz..November was the month where many men didnt shave...raising money for a well known charity....they called it MOVEMBER !! I just recieved a text saying its time for the girls to do their bit !! Where women let their fannys (Aussie word for vaginal area...to save confusion) grow to raise money for cervical cancer !! lol and they are calling it FANUARY.....made me giggle...thought i'd post it Not that i like the whole pubes down to the knees idea...jesus..what a visual ..

Fan What Hahaaha
You meet someone then you figure out all they do is play you... you remove them from your friends list you pray they go away but you cant remove them from that stupid fan shit lol just duckyyyyyy ... if there was a way please tell me

Fanzoorg
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Fap
natediggity009: what does fap mean anyways?unknown: masturbatenatediggity009: ok but why?unknown: why masturbate?natediggity009: why does fap mean masterbate?unknown: idkunknown: i think it is something someone on fubar came up with cause masturbate is NSFW and therefor cannot be used in a lot of mummsnatediggity009: all i can come up with is finger anal penetrationunknown: that is kinda hot tho....LOLnatediggity009: lolunknown: did I say that out loud? natediggity009: not what im thinking of when someone says masterbate thoughunknown lol!natediggity009: so if i asked someone if they wanted to watch me masterbate im sure they would be shocked if all they saw was me sticking a finger in my assnatediggity009: just sayinunknown: lmfao!natediggity009: fubar people are wierdunknown: that explains why I fit rit in huh?natediggity009: nobody should fit in with themunknown: hahaunknown: The onomatopoeic representation of masturbation. Often used to suggest that something is attractive.unknown:

Fap
I have recently gotten hooked on Wordfued on the smartphone. (Damn appse current game I'm playing against my sister-in-law, I tried to play the word FAP last night. Guess what.....it's not a real word!!!! WTF?! Where is Prinny? If I find out that PEEN isn't a word I'm gonna freak out! Is this a FU language a

Fap Fight!!!!
so ANONYMOUS(Goatse) and I got in a battle of fap... Cuz my current status.. Fap fap fappin on heaven's doooowahhhh.. READ FROM BOTTOM TO TOP: ->Anonymous: Fapsta Luego!!! Anonymous: Thank Yo1...lmao...hey, we gotta bail for a minute, fgs almost home...runnin her daughter to her dads, lol Anonymous: awesome, thats absolutely FAPTASTIC!.... ->Anonymous: awww im always so fappy to see you! Anonymous: I CAUGHT The Fap, last night...F.A.P....Fellatio Aggravated Penis ->Anonymous: I am Fapasaurus Rex Anonymous: I made a transformer, and named him Fapatron. Hes pretty awesome ->Anonymous: I am Fapster of the FUniverse! Anonymous: I Am The FAP Commander! ->Anonymous: I"m a fapoholic ->Anonymous: I am a masterfapper Anonymous: "And then there was a fapping, as if someone gently whacking, whacking at my chamber door" ->Anonymous: ew Anonymous: Ill battle yuo for...wait, nm, thatd be weird..For fapping rights? ->Anonymous: and the raven came a fappin

F.a.q
1.Will you give me Head?If you read the dysfunction page on head youd understand NO. 2.Why do you wear girls clothing?I hate penis and everything related to them that fact that i have one actaully makes me sick inside 3.So you like Anal?Yes Very much so but only from Miss Alice Skary 4.So your Gay?Miss normally means girl so no im not gay im a straight male who like chicks with dicks! 5.Will you go out with me?Mistress makes these choices not i 6.What got you into fetish work?well ive been interested in the lifestyle from behind closed doors for a long time now and steped into the limelight with a performance/discussion team at a nearby college before Miss Alice recruited me into modeling and as a Full time Slave im sure ill have alot more soon these are just whats come up today

Faq
If you have any questions, post them here and Ill put them up with and answer, K? awesome. 1) What is the story behind you name? Well, the name Sarah is from my great grandfather, the name Bacon is brittish, and the Rain, thats my street name :)

Faq
I am often asked why I wont chat to married men. Thought the best way to answer this was to blog about it. The reason is quite simple. I was cheated on by my ex hubby. I went to hell and back because of it. e.g. nervous breakdown. I know the hurt that it causes, and would never wish that on anyone else. Here some would say its only chat. That again is answered easily. It always starts off as chat, even if you meet in a pub, club or anywhere else. Its what happens after the chat thats worrying. It broke my marriage and I dont want to be the cause of anyone elses marriage to suffer. {Hey not that I think that highly of myself, because I dont}. At the end of my marriage I was left with 4 children to raise single handedly. {Yes I know a lot of women have done and will continue to do it}. I put my life on hold throught choice, my children were and are my life. So to stop this from happening I choose not to chat to married men. Now 17 years later I'm trying to make a li

Faq
1. Can we meet some place? I only meet people that I've never met before in public and neutral locations, always accompanied by a chaperone and would prefer to meet at a local area munch. 2. I want to serve as your submissive. Give me no more and no less than a 500 word essay as to why you think that you want to serve as my submissive. Plus, 250 words, no more and no less describing what it is that you think it is that I desire in a submissive. Additionally, 100 words, no more no less telling me if you fit that description and how you fit that description. I will perform a word count. I will also check for spelling, punctuation and grammar. You may receive a possible score of 100, however, points will be deducted for the following reasons: a) Redundancy. b) Lack of interesting content or too much 'fluff' that really has no bearing to what I am asking for. c) Errors. d) Other miscellaneous B.S. that I may think is superfluous, idiotic and/or boring. e) The use of the word 's

Faq
Frequently Asked Questions: Are you married? No Do you have a BF? No Do you have any kids? No What are you doing? Usually working Does your husband realize how lucky he is? Refer to Question 1 Why aren't you married? Seriously, what kind of rude-ass question is that? How tall are you? 5'8" What do you do for work? PC Support What do you do for fun? Refer to "About Me" Section on my profile What kind of music do you like? Refer to "About Me" Section on my profile Where are you from? Refer to Location Section on my profile.

F.a.q.
I get asked a lot of questions while chatting so I'm creating a blog so I can answer them. Then anyone that has the same questions in the future can just read this blog. If you want any questions answered just leave a comment asking it. Q:Are you gay? A: Believe it or not, I do not know for sure. Ok, maybe that was not the answer you were expecting but I'm seriously not sure. However, I will try to give a better answer to this question. If I am gay then I wasn't born gay. Atleast not that I know of. Something happened to me before I knew what gay or even sex was. If I am gay then I think thats what made me gay. Allthough some peoples opinion are that I was gay all along but it wuz that experience that made me realize it. However, believe it or not I dont think I am gay. When looking at porno, I look at strait porno and wish I was the girl. Gay porno doesn't actually turn me on. However, I cant lie, I have had sex with guys. So am I gay? I think if anything I'm bi

F A Q
Hopefully this portion of my blog will answer some of your questions. Q - How many tickets to I have to buy to guarantee I win the FuPony? A - This seems to be the most common question asked of me since I started the lotto for the pony. The short answer to this question is none. This will be a legit drawing, on cam, for all to view if they choose to do so. I DO NOT & WILL NOT rig contest's nor do I participate in underhanded practices, in real life or on Fubar. The only guarantees I make is there will be 39 prizes, including the Fupony, totaling 2,000 credits awarded. Q - Is your FuWife in the drawing for the pony? A - Nope. I'm not even FuMarried, silly. Q - If I show you my NSFW pics or Bling you, will you give me tickets? A - If you would like to share your NSFW pics with me I'll probably look. Also, if you would like to Bling me, that would be much appreciated. But, no, you won't be getting any tickets for these things. Q - Can I buy tickets for someone else or can

Faq About 30 Seconds To Mars
~How did they choose the band name? Jared says: "For us, the name 30 Seconds To Mars has little to do with space, the universe or anything like that. It is a name that works on several different levels. Most importantly, it is a good representation of our sound. It's a phrase that is lyrical, suggestive, cinematic, and filled with immediacy. It has some sense of otherness to it. The concept of space is so overwhelming and all encompassing I doubt there is a song written that doesn't fall within it." ~Why does the band choose to stay behind the scenes? They want their music to be the primary means of reaching out to fans, so they want to stay behind the scenes and let their music speak for themselves. They probably don't want to use Jared Leto's popularity as an actor for the band to be popular. ~Why is the song "Revolution" not included on their self-titled album? According to the band, the song is not included because they think "people take things too literally". Listen to t

Faq About Wolves...
1. Are wolves dangerous to people? Wild wolves avoid people. The myths about wolves attacking and eating people are distortions of the truth about the elusive nature of wolves. In places where wolves are protected, they may become less fearful of humans. They should, therefore, be treated like any wild animal - with respect. 2. Why are people afraid of wolves? It’s easy to put all the blame on children’s stories and fairy tales. But that is over-simplifying it. Wolves, with their big teeth and close-set golden eyes, can look scary, especially when illustrators exaggerate those features. Also, wolves live in packs. People associate “packs” with “gangs.” The howl of the wolf is haunting, too. 3. What is a predator? Any animal that hunts and kills another animal for food. Prey is the term used for the animal that is hunted. 4. What is a top predator? Any animal that has no natural enemies within its food web and is not hunted by other animals. The wolf is a top pred

Faq About Wicca
Frequently Asked Questions about Wicca Q: Do Witches worship Satan, the Devil, etc., or participate in Satanic rituals? A: No. Satan, or "the Devil," is a concept not to be found outside of Judeo-Christianity, Islam, and Zoroastrianism. A person must be working through the paradigm of a Holy Bible in order to believe in Satan. He is not a part of Native American religions, Shinto, Buddhism, Animism or (of course) Wicca. Q: Don't Witches participate in "strange" rituals? A: Define "strange"! Do you find brushing your teeth strange? Do you find your morning cup of coffee strange? Then why would greeting the sun every day be strange? Some people would be shocked to us using a camera on a daily basis to "steal souls." Q: Do Witches believe in God? A: Most Witches don't believe in the Christian concept of God. As one Wiccan teacher put it, "My God does not have a beard nor does it hate women." They believe in an unknowable Ultimate Deity. Witchcraft, being the oldes

Faq About The Teddy Bears
Hi - I get asked a lot of questions about the teddy bears, so I thought I would answer them here. When did you start making teddy bears? I started making them a long time ago. I started to impress a woman I cared very much for who collected teddy bears. Wait, you're straight? Lots of guys who are straight make teddy bears. Ok, maybe not "Lots".... Why do you still make teddy bears? I find it relaxing. I work on computers all day, so it's nice to have a hobby that doesn't require one. Also, I work on the miniature bears (smaller than 4" tall) when I travel for business - mostly because I can't get my sewing machine past airport security. :) What do you do with the teddy bears when they're done? The full sized bears are usually donated to charities for auctions. The miniatures I give away to close friends. Do you ever sell the teddy bears? No. If I did it would become too much like work, and I already have a full time job. Besides, if I had to take one of my hobbies and turn it

Faq About Tattoos
There are a ton of questions that people have when it comes to tattoos and tattooing. Many people are not educated on the subject and are just plan curious, while others want to know what they are getting themselves into once they have decided to get a tattoo. Before you have decided to get a tattoo there are a few things that you should be aware of just so you have a better understanding of what to except, how to care for it, what not to do and what to do. 1. Does it hurt? This all really depends on you. Every person has a different pain tolerance so you may not experience any pain while another person getting a tattoo in the same location will. The only thing that is certain is that you will feel some pain and some discomfort. It may feel like you are being stung by several bees at once or it might feel like a hot scratching feeling. Just be prepared for a little discomfort. 2. Is it ok to get a tattoo when you are sick? This is a no brainier. When you are sick you immune system is

Faq - About Me
HAHAHA you're actually reading this -- your life must be pretty boring!!!(almost as dull as mine) For those of you who care and want to get to know me on a more intimate level, I wanted to write a short blog answering some FAQs I get with this profile. What are you like once I get to know you? Pretty Much the same -- never miss the opportunity to splash in a puddle...late night poetry readings...horror flicks...trips to the art museum..coffee with friends..that's me in a nut shell. I can be a total goof and I'm actually a repressed geek. I have very eclectic tastes' in just about everything. Even though I've matured I will never be a grown up!!! *** I promise I am NOT intimidating, I get this a lot though and i don't know why!!! If you do please tell me!!!! *** Not really a bitch... My sarcasm and bluntness often get me labeled or mistakenly labeled as a "bitch". I kinda resent that because I'm a very empathetic person and if you give me a chance I'll truly be your best friend. It's

A ~faq~ Made The Drama Go Away
I've logged on both today and yesterday (here on "Lost Cherry") only to be annoyed by comments or messages via private or shoutbox ... So instead of ranting and "hating" on here or the bulletin, I just logged-off (counting to ten you could say) I really don't enjoy spreading the 'hate' ... So, I didn't want to blog some nasty and viscous and uncharacteristic drama about manners and unrealistic expectations and self entitlement issues .... (*growls JUST a bit*) Well, on this attempt (of logging on here) I seen one of my most frequently asked questions ... Which fueled my nicer side and gave me a lighter subject to post here on my blog *whew* ======== Here it is: ======= hi i have to know how you make those awesome photos! ================ -Photoshop- Is how I make them (I'm unaware of any magic programs) It's self taught process that can take hours or less depending on the photo. I take a photo I like: clear the background (removing everyt

Faq's
FAQs Greetings and Good Evening, Well I must say it is pleasing to answer a few questions concerning My status and I am open to answer any and all questions as I have nothing to hide . So I will answer some commonly asked questions 1..what do I like in a lady ? What it is that I like or desire in a lady is quit simple. 1.) Youthfulness and beauty a. thin and fit ( mentally and physically) 2.) a.) In public , confident, competent, and assertive. And might I mention that a lot of this depends completely on the supportiveness of the "Man" not boy but "Man" that she has in her life. 4.) humor ( a big thing ) 5.) respect and supportiveness of that Man. When in public that lady should always be respectful, no matter what and likewise, unless she is disrespectful she should be treated

Faqs.. Getting To Know Me
I only add the frequently asked questions in here, hit me up if you wanna know anything specific. There's no need to feel shy cause I'm definitely not! Q: How old are you? A: Born March, 4th 1981.. do the math Q: What sign are you? A: Pisces! The best... yea I said it, the best! Q: How tall are you? A: Between 6'4 - 6'5.. quarter inches are irrelevant to me lol Q: What nationality are you? A: Black & Panamanian... half and half like some milks Q: Do you have a large one?? A: If you so nosey, unzip me to find out with your mouth! Q: Where are you from? A: Born in Brooklyn, living in The Bronx now Q: Do you have a webcam? A: All I'ma say is ZOOM, PAN and TILT Q: Do you have kids? A: No, and no I don't want kids either Q: Are you single? A: NO and yes I don't cheat Q: Do you care what people think of you? A: No. Why? I never have anything to prove Q: Why do you seem so arrogant? A: Well cause I am, I'm always gonna be confident Q: Well what i

Faq's
I thought that this would be a fun format for a blog.. here are you questions I have been asked the most since I started on fubar, and my usual answers... 1. Your married, why are you here? Mostly for friends, I enjoying talking to all sorts of different people and selection is limited where I live. I am also a big flirt and don't get a hell of alot of attention after 21 years of marriage. 2. Ur hot, wanna cyber? Uh.. no.. I don't.. Not that I haven't tried it before.. it just doesn't do much for me. Especially with stupid people..hehe 3. Can I see your private pics? Only if you are a friend or family, and don't get too excited, I am not into posting nude pics online or anywhere. Even if I like you alot. 4. (especially for local guys) Can we meet? Probably not...if you are local you have most likely seen me at work.. (lol.. gotta love working with the public) 5. Will you sign my guestbook? Hell yeah, just sign mine when I get around to posting it. 6. Can

Faq's
What is autism? Autism (sometimes called “classical autism”) is the most common condition in a group of developmental disorders known as the autism spectrum disorders (ASDs). Autism is characterized by impaired social interaction, problems with verbal and nonverbal communication, and unusual, repetitive, or severely limited activities and interests. Other ASDs include Asperger syndrome, Rett syndrome, childhood disintegrative disorder, and pervasive developmental disorder not otherwise specified (usually referred to as PDD-NOS). Experts estimate that three to six children out of every 1,000 will have autism. Males are four times more likely to have autism than females. What are some common signs of autism? There are three distinctive behaviors that characterize autism. Autistic children have difficulties with social interaction, problems with verbal and nonverbal communication, and repetitive behaviors or narrow, obsessive interests. These behaviors can range in i

Faq's
What is Spina Bifida? Spina bifida (SB) is a neural tube defect (a disorder involving incomplete development of the brain, spinal cord, and/or their protective coverings) caused by the failure of the fetus's spine to close properly during the first month of pregnancy. Infants born with SB sometimes have an open lesion on their spine where significant damage to the nerves and spinal cord has occurred. Although the spinal opening can be surgically repaired shortly after birth, the nerve damage is permanent, resulting in varying degrees of paralysis of the lower limbs. Even when there is no lesion present there may be improperly formed or missing vertebrae and accompanying nerve damage. In addition to physical and mobility difficulties, most individuals have some form of learning disability. The three most common types of SB are: myelomeningocele, the severest form, in which the spinal cord and its protective covering (the meninges) protrude from an opening in the spine; meningocele in w

Faqs
For anyone interested, here is a relevant FAQ sheet. All questions are taken directly from emails and messages received since I posted pics of myself in a corset. Q: Is that girl in the corset a pic of you? A: Of course it's me. Why would I post a pic of someone else wearing my corset? Q: Are you really 35? A: Yes. Thank God/Allah/Buddah/Eugene Hutz that I received the Lithuanian genes for aging. That, and I don't have kids. Q: Are you single? A: Yes. Unlike many people I've met on singles sites, I'm not married. Q: Do you have a webcam? A: Yes Q: Can I see you on it? A: Nope Q: Aw, come on. Please? A: Nope. I'm camera shy, believe it or not. Q: Do you have any more pics? A: Yes. Lots of them. Q: Would you send them to me? A: Sure! By the way, none of them are nudes. Q: Would you please take some nudes? A: Nope. Not my thing. That's what Hustler and boysfood.com are for. But enjoy the corset pics! Q: You live close to

Faqs Please Read Before Asking
1. ~Are you happily married? If not are you going to divorce him and see me?~ Yes I am happily married. No he and I are not having problems. No I would probably not go see you even if I was single. You might be a rapist or killer. 2. ~How are you?~ Don't bother asking me how I am doing. I will always say that I am ok or doing good. Unless I know you really well and like ya enough to bitch at you. :D 3. ~Do you wanna join ______ group? All we need is nudes.~ I am not really fond of groups and such. I don't want to join groups that ask for sexy pictures. Not my thing. I prefer to go at the fu world without all of the rules that groups make you follow. I am not really a follower. 4. ~Do you have a cam? Wanna see me jack off?~ I only cam with people I know. Even then I keep my clothes on. Please don't ask if I have a cam, I do but no I am sorry you may not see me on it. As much as I dig men jacking off I would prefer to see my husband do it if I want to watch

Faq's
I get a ton of shoutbox messages everyday asking me the same questions over and over. Since I hate repeating myself, I am going to answer the FAQ's in here since apparently my profile is too much to read. 1. What do you like to do for fun? I love outdoor activities like camping, horseback riding, swimming, boating, and fishing. My favorite thing in the world is to travel and experience different cultures. I like reading, but rarely find the time. I love concerts and watching movies and plays. I also like to drive, to go and TRY to get lost just so I can say I found a new place. 2. Are you single? This doesn't quite matter because I'm not going to be dating anyone from here anyway. But to answer your question, yes I am single. I love a man, he knows who he is (50), but distance is an issue. I have a friend with benefits and I'm not looking for any more of those either. My relationship status isn't negotiable. 3. Why is someone as "insert compliment here" single? Well that's

Faq's Revisited.
I get a ton of shoutbox messages everyday asking me the same questions over and over. Since I hate repeating myself, I am going to answer the FAQ's in here since apparently my profile is too much to read. 1. What do you like to do for fun? I love outdoor activities like camping, horseback riding, swimming, boating, and fishing. My favorite thing in the world is to travel and experience different cultures. I like reading, but rarely find the time. I love concerts and watching movies and plays. I also like to drive, to go and TRY to get lost just so I can say I found a new place. 2. Are you single? To 99.99% of the people asking, it is irrelevant, because I have no interest in you, and you shouldn't waste your time having any interest in me. But to answer your question, yes I am single. Let me save you some heartache and time: ~if I am nice to you, it is because I want to be nice and/or haven't decided that you are dull/annoying/boring/ignorant/closed mi

Faq's About Torture
Have you ever wondered? Well now you will know….. What is torture? In the Convention Against Torture of 1984, torture is defined as "any act by which severe pain or suffering, whether physical or mental, is intentionally inflicted on a person for such purposes as obtaining from him or a third person information or a confession, punishing him for an act he or a third person has committed or is suspected of having committed, or intimidating or coercing him or a third person for any reason based on discrimination of any kind, when such pain or suffering is inflicted by or at the instigation of or with the consent or acquiescence of a public official or other person acting in an official capacity." In ratifying the Convention Against Torture, the United States Senate clearly stated that anything that would constitute cruel, inhuman, or unusual punishment under the U.S. Constitution is prohibited. The U.S. Senate also defined "mental pain" to include "proced

Far Away
Far Away by Patty Payne You are far away, but you own my soul. You have stolen my heart, Another love I could never know. A part of me, you will always be. Only your love can set me free. Free from the loneliness and the pain. Will we meet? Or is it all in vain? I pray to my God above. Please baby I need your love.

Far Away-nickelback
This time This place Misused, Mistakes Too long, Too late Who was I to make you wait Just one chance Just one breath Just in case there’s just one left ‘Cause you know, you know, you know That I love you I have loved you all along And I miss you Been far away for far too long I keep dreaming you’ll be with me and you’ll never go Stop breathing if I don’t see you anymore On my knees, I’ll ask Last chance for one last dance ‘Cause with you, I’d withstand All of hell to hold your hand I’d give it all I’d give for us Give anything but I won’t give up ‘Cause you know, you know, you know That I love you I have loved you all along And I miss you Been far away for far too long I keep dreaming you’ll be with me and you’ll never go Stop breathing if I don’t see you anymore So far away Been far away for far too long So far away Been far away for far too long But you know, you know, you know I wanted I wanted you to stay ‘Cause I needed I need to

Far Away!!
well this is my first blog here...and well right now im feeling a little sad i guess u would say.....a year ago i met this person who made me smile with just a simple text message....he is the best friend anyone could ever have...but why do we have to be sooo far apart....it wasn't suppose to happen this way....i wasn't suppose to fall in love with my best friend especially when he is 6hrs away....we only see each other if were lucky every other month....we talked mostly through out the whole day...now its barley that we talk...and its sooo hard....he told me that he couldn't give me what i needed cause of the distance..and now im starting to figure out that i can't do it...anymore....i need him close i want to hold,kiss,hug,cuddle,play with him...and i can't cause hes soooo far away....why is it that we fall for something we will never possibly have....i had faith i had patience but im losing them fast.....well i have lots more to say but...i can't go on...its to hard for me to even

Far Away
This time, This place Misused, Mistakes Too long, Too late Who was I to make you wait Just one chance Just one breath Just in case there's just one left 'Cause you know, you know, you know [CHORUS] I love you I have loved you all along And I miss you Been far away for far too long I keep dreaming you'll be with me and you'd never go Stop breathing if I don't see you anymore ----------------------------- On my knees, I'll ask Last chance for one last dance 'Cause with you, I'd withstand All of Hell to hold your hand I'd give it all I'd give for us Give anything,but I won't give up 'Cause you know, you know, you know [CHORUS] That I love you I have loved you all along I miss you Been far away for far too long I keep dreamin you'll be with me and you'd never go Stop breathing if I don't see you anymore --------------------------------- So far away So far away far away for far too long So far away So fa

Far Away
Nickelback Far Away Lyrics This time, This place Misused, Mistakes Too long, Too late Who was I to make you wait Just one chance Just one breath Just in case there's just one left 'Cause you know, you know, you know [CHORUS] I love you I have loved you all along And I miss you Been far away for far too long I keep dreaming you'll be with me and you'd never go Stop breathing if I don't see you anymore ----------------------------- On my knees, I'll ask Last chance for one last dance 'Cause with you, I'd withstand All of Hell to hold your hand I'd give it all I'd give for us Give anything,but I won't give up 'Cause you know, you know, you know [CHORUS] That I love you I have loved you all along I miss you Been far away for far too long I keep dreamin you'll be with me and you'd never go Stop breathing if I don't see you anymore --------------------------------- So far away So far away far away for far too long So far away So far away far aw

Far Away
Far Away The selfish feeling in my heart And fading lights up top in front We’re having all And everything will appear The wall I’ve built to keep them in Grows paler likened to dead skin And we’re having all the insecure And all things lost will disappear Purple thoughts put in their place And life that slips in an embrace And we all feel faint Brazen glass on the shore Endless resist in a silent state Like blood that leapt from in your veins And we’re actual and in the clear Ripped like pieces torn from fear A light wrought from my suicide Guiding a wish that you had tried And join the leaves fall to the ground Just like an eye and needle found To journey far beyond the soul And leave behind a smoldering hole Relax it’s all done in good time And after all the final goodbye Put to the hand that stained the right Engulfed in blood with none to fight An angel taken from above So warm of heart yet troublesome The mo

Far Away
the days have become colder as I think back on yesterday even it has come and gone like every second on a clock quickly passing, slowly learning as I am gaining a clear understanding of where I have been and where I am going I am looking forward to tomorrow with my mistakes today and wisdom gained, now I can see yet, there are still dark areas unknown to me, I know I am better prepared with the light that shined upon my heart waking me from slumber, and now I had enough rest so I stand, with my head held high I can now fight againts the STRUGGLE no more will I hide from my hurts and pain which has become my greatest weapon I use to express and I see where I have fallen and next time will never come around to face me, as I am becomming stronyg like a silent warriorin my heart, fighting an inner beast that took over who I am, I am learning the beast is my friend, protecting me from the outside with that known, now we fight side by side building a peacefull world,

Far Away
Far away, Too far, I can't go on, Yet I love her. Her existence seems unreal, Almost a dream, Why do I put myself through this? Because I love her, And she loves me. What will I do To pass the time? I will think of her, But that causes pain Along with the happiness. But I must think of her, My mind will not focus On anything else. Time drags so slowly, 10, hours or days? I do not know. All I know, it is too long, to be away from her. I want to fall into her, lose myself in her Be one with her. She is my light In the darkness, I would go to her, But distance is, A cruel thing. The phone rings, "No I can't come out tonight" They ask why but I, can't tell the truth, They would only laugh, "I have business to attend to, Goodbye". I am alone again, Unseeing, Unthinking, Unwanting, Except for her warm skin Close to mine. My whole body screams, Let her come to me, But she can't, Or won't? "She would come if she could, Wouldn't she? Maybe she.

*far Away Sight Of Love*
From a distance our Love shines, Looks like rainbow that never end... Seeking for truth and reality towards infinite scened, Grabing in the dark without knowing who might be seen. Touching the air feel your Love as in real; Distance way from Heaven and earth, Walking through the never ending path... Searching the Love you had for me from up above Looking through distance "far away sight" As I lay down to my bed;hugging my pillow, closing my eyes... Wondering you´re beside me;warming me... kissing me...feel the tender of your Love... And the wind blows wiped out my tears as I wish up in the air...Hope you are here my LOVE* written by Rachel W.

Far Away
with thoughts so far away,why must I melt with a baby's touch??? and know what I am looking for isnt so far away,practically in my own back yard,knowthan when you truely love someone that saying you have a crush on them does not exist for love of that kind is deeply more than a crush, and a kiss is not just a kiss,And to say I love you is sacred.

Far Away, Far To Long
You came into my life, just an image on my screen, although I could not hold you, I held a tight grip on the dream, of someday haveing you beside me, to hold throughout the nights, to be there when things go astray, just to tell me it's alright, we have been apart, and yet together every day, we have shared every hope and dream, we always have so much to say, now I ask you to decide, is this the life we lead? or do you feel for me, as I feel for you? we can't go on hurting, this just so wrong, it's time that you decide , We Have Been Apart To Far Away For Far To Long... Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.com

Far Away By Nickelback
Far Away lyrics This time, This place Misused, Mistakes Too long, Too late Who was I to make you wait Just one chance Just one breath Just in case there's just one left 'Cause you know, you know, you know That I love you I have loved you all along And I miss you Been far away for far too long I keep dreaming you'll be with me and you'll never go Stop breathing if I don't see you anymore On my knees, I'll ask Last chance for one last dance 'Cause with you, I'd withstand All of hell to hold your hand I'd give it all I'd give for us Give anything but I won't give up 'Cause you know, you know, you know So far away Been far away for far too long So far away Been far away for far too long But you know, you know, you know I wanted I wanted you to stay 'Cause I needed I need to hear you say That I love you I have loved you all along And I forgive you For being away for far too long So keep breathing 'Cause I'm not leaving you anymore Be

A Far Away Promise
Even though you're far away, In my heart you'll always stay. I promise to return, Please don't cry. I know I'm far away, but in your heart I'll always stay Promise me you'll wait, I'll try not to cry. This isn't goodbye forever, Only for a little while. Please don't forget me, For when the time is right, I'll come back to be with you, And hold you close on lonely nights

"far Away"
This time, This place Misused, Mistakes Too long, Too late Who was I to make you wait Just one chance Just one breath Just in case there's just one left 'Cause you know, you know, you know [CHORUS] That I love you I have loved you all along And I miss you Been far away for far too long I keep dreaming you'll be with me and you'll never go Stop breathing if I don't see you anymore On my knees, I'll ask Last chance for one last dance 'Cause with you, I'd withstand All of hell to hold your hand I'd give it all I'd give for us Give anything but I won't give up 'Cause you know, you know, you know [CHORUS] So far away Been far away for far too long So far away Been far away for far too long But you know, you know, you know I wanted I wanted you to stay 'Cause I needed I need to hear you say That I love you I have loved you all along And I forgive you For being away for far too long So keep breathing 'Cause I'm not leaving you anymore Belie

Far Away(for My Husband)
Far Away lyrics This time, This place Misused, Mistakes Too long, Too late Who was I to make you wait Just one chance Just one breath Just in case there's just one left 'Cause you know, you know, you know [CHORUS] That I love you I have loved you all along And I miss you Been far away for far too long I keep dreaming you'll be with me and you'll never go Stop breathing if I don't see you anymore On my knees, I'll ask Last chance for one last dance 'Cause with you, I'd withstand All of hell to hold your hand I'd give it all I'd give for us Give anything but I won't give up 'Cause you know, you know, you know [CHORUS] So far away Been far away for far too long So far away Been far away for far too long But you know, you know, you know I wanted I wanted you to stay 'Cause I needed I need to hear you say That I love you I have loved you all along And I forgive you For being away for far too long So keep breathing 'Cause I'm not leaving

Far Away Friend
I will never forget That time you helped me out. The time I was distraught and you were there. We had chatted before in a superficial way. Jokes and smiles with flattery and pleasantries. But on that night we chatted for hours, you brought a smile to my face And I needed that. It was that night that cemented our friendship. Although we had not met, we became close friends. I know so much about you and yet so very little. You almost know everything there is To know about me. Although we are miles apart in so many ways. My heart feels so close to you, my dear friend...

Far Away Love
I sit alone, With only my thoughts, I sit here sad, Wanting to recapture, The times we’ve had, I sit here longing to feel. Your embrace, your kiss But of all of these, I can not have, I am far away, Two hearts apart, Yet close together, Longing for each other, Yearning for the time, When we won’t be…… Far away

Far Apart
Even though we're far apart You're always here with me In my heart... I think about you every day, And all the things I'd like to say... Though many miles between us lie... That can't stop me from sending a HUG and a HI! I MISS YOU!

Far Away~~nickelback
JUST WANTED TO POST THIS FOR A VERY SPECIAL FRIEND, IT MEANS A LOT TO BOTH OF US...ENJOY :) This time, This place Misused, Mistakes Too long, too late Who was I to make you wait Just one chance Just one breath Just in case there's just one left 'Cause you know, you know, you know That I love you I have loved you all along And I miss you Been far away for far too long I keep dreaming you'll be with me and you'll never go Stop breathing if I don't see you anymore On my knees, I'll ask Last chance for one last dance 'Cause with you I'd withstand All of hell to hold your hand I'd give it all I'd give for us Give anything but I won't give up 'Cause you know, you know, you know That I love you I have loved you all along And I miss you Been far away for far too long I keep dreaming you'll be with me and you'll never go Stop breathing if I don't see you anymore So far away Been far away for far too long So far away for far too long So far away Bee

Far Away For Far Too Long
This time, This place Misused, Mistakes Too long, Too late Who was I to make you wait Just one chance Just one breath Just in case there's just one left 'Cause you know, you know, you know [CHORUS] That I love you I have loved you all along And I miss you Been far away for far too long I keep dreaming you'll be with me and you'll never go Stop breathing if I don't see you anymore On my knees, I'll ask Last chance for one last dance 'Cause with you, I'd withstand All of hell to hold your hand I'd give it all I'd give for us Give anything but I won't give up 'Cause you know, you know, you know [CHORUS] So far away Been far away for far too long So far away Been far away for far too long But you know, you know, you know I wanted I wanted you to stay 'Cause I needed I need to hear you say That I love you I have loved you all along And I forgive you For being away for far too long So keep breathing 'Cause I'm not leaving you anymore Belie

Far Away
"Far Away" This time, This place Misused, Mistakes Too long, Too late Who was I to make you wait Just one chance Just one breath Just in case there's just one left 'Cause you know, you know, you know [CHORUS] That I love you I have loved you all along And I miss you Been far away for far too long I keep dreaming you'll be with me and you'll never go Stop breathing if I don't see you anymore On my knees, I'll ask Last chance for one last dance 'Cause with you, I'd withstand All of hell to hold your hand I'd give it all I'd give for us Give anything but I won't give up 'Cause you know, you know, you know [CHORUS] So far away Been far away for far too long So far away Been far away for far too long But you know, you know, you know I wanted I wanted you to stay 'Cause I needed I need to hear you say That I love you I have loved you all along And I forgive you For being away for far too long So keep breathing 'Cause I'm not leaving you

Far Away On A Special This Day Defendin Our Freedom
to say i miss this man is an understatement . to say i love this man doesn't seem to be enough. he's off in a war fighting doing what he loves to do all the while knowing i miss him dearly.he stole my heart not so long ago but he did it enough to let me know . i won't ever wanna live a life w/o him in it.he's funny and sweet and smart and kind and caring. he keeps me safe and protected and loves me w/o fail. i worry nite and day and pray to the heavens above he comes home safe. no one in the world could ever capture my heart the way he has and will have it always for the rest of my life. yes ben i love u and will marry time and time again . nothing could ever keep me away. plz know ur always thought of and missed and loved , and in my book the army has the best solider around.so be safe my blue eyed army brat and come home and marry already lol. i love u happy 4th baby

Far Away ~ Nickelback
This time, This place Misused, Mistakes Too long, too late Who was I to make you wait Just one chance Just one breath Just in case there's just one left 'Cause you know You know, you know That I Love You I have loved you all along And I miss you Been far away for far too long I keep dreaming you'll be with me and you'll never go stop breathing if I don't see you anymore On my knees, I'll ask Last chance for one last dance 'Cause with you, I'd withstand All of hell to hold your hand I'd give it all I'd give for us Give anything but I won't give up 'Cause you know, you know, you know That I Love You I have loved you all along And I miss you Been far away for far too long I keep dreaming you'll be with me And you'll never go Stop breathing if I don't see you anymore So far away Been far away for far too long So far away Been far away for far too long But you know, you know, you know I wanted I wanted you to stay 'Cause I needed I need t

Far Away Love
What’s happening to me? It’s like you got some kind of hold on me. I’m tired of dreaming. Sitting here in my room.. Thinking about one thing, You and me in the future. I’m losing my mind. This is so bad I cant sleep It’s not fair! You are so far away.. I really wanna come to see you. Maybe one day not to far away. We can turn all our dreams, in to memories. Till that day I’ll be fantasizing

Faraway Fairytale
A distant dream, Of a castle by the sea, A heart longing for that day, When all your dreams come true A princess of beauty, Stays in your mind, Her image is so majestic, So mesmerizing and breathtaking A handsome prince, Always on your mind, Trying to picture him, Right in front of you Your dreams of the castle by the sea, Remain forever, A faraway fairytale, That will never happen

Fara's First Subspace
Fara's First Subspace by masterslilfara © Last night was wonderful, but I really don't remember clearly what all happened. It started out as an ordinary day - besides the fact I would be seeing my Master for the second time. I drove out to His place and sped nearly the entire way there. I was so excited to be in His arms again. That's what I thought was all that would happen at least, being on my period and all. I wanted to just wear jeans and a t-shirt for this outing because I did not feel the greatest. But we would be meeting MY soon-to-be sub, Arael, and she was wearing a rather ravishing low-cut dress. I wouldn't find this out until later, so I'll go back to the time in question. Master reminded me that she would have herself decked out, and I, being a switch, should at least look somewhat like a little whore. In order to please my Master and be a smart ass in the process, I wore a black see-through tank with a zip-up yoga hoodie, also black. To get the denim in the outfit,

Far Away
Far away,Too far,I can't go on,Yet I love him.His existence seems unreal,Almost a dream,Why do I put myself through this?Because I love him,And he loves me.What will I doTo pass the time?I will think of him,But that causes painAlong with the happiness.But I must think of him,My mind will not focusOn anything else.Time drags so slowly,10, hours or days?I do not know.All I know,it is too long,to be awayfrom him.I want to fall into him,lose myself in himBe one with him.He is my lightIn the darkness,I would go to him,But distance is,A cruel thing.The phone rings,"No I can't come out tonight"They ask why but I,can't tell the truth,They would only laugh,"I have business to attend to,Goodbye".I am alone again,Unseeing,Unthinking,Unwanting,Except for his warm skinClose to mine.My whole body screams,Let him come to me,But he can't,Or won't?"He would come if he could,Wouldn't he?Maybe he..."But the thought is too terrible,He wouldn't,I know him,He loves me.I smile again,Our love is tangible,A li

Far Away
We may never meet We both take each other at face value Knowing we both belong to others But, willing to have this special bond A friendship that allows us to be more But, also let's us keep our body's pure And our heart to Not physically crossing lines In our minds at least What, we do share is ours only You Understand Me and I understand You I don't ever want to loose you Never but, yet I know if the time comes For you or I to go away That, someday, somehow, I won't give up You have given me strength to go on Missing you at times makes me crazy Even though at times I don't get to see you I have a feeling you're there I know in my heart we share a lifetime True Love, You're amazing

Far Away
Even though you're faraway You have been near. You're in my heart Where I hold you dear. We share the laughter We shed a tear. Separated by land A thousand miles apart. Yet close in our hearts God wont let us part. He brought us together Far In our time of need. We're so alike You and me. Like the stars above I will shine With your friendship And love for all time

Far Away By Nickelback
This time, This place Misused, Mistakes Too long, Too late Who was I to make you wait Just one chance Just one breath Just in case there’s just one left ‘Cause you know, you know, you know That I love you I have loved you all along And I miss you Been far away for far too long I keep dreaming you’ll be with me and you’ll never go Stop breathing if I don’t see you anymore One my knees, I’ll ask Last chance for one last dance ‘Cause with you, I’d withstand All of hell to hold your hand I’d give it all I’d give for us Give anything but I won’t give up ‘Cause you know, you know, you know That I love you I have loved you all along And I miss you Been far away for far too long I keep dreaming you’ll be with me and you’ll never go Stop breathing if I don’t see you anymore So far away Been far away for far too long So far away Been far away for far too long But you know, you know, you know I wanted I wanted you to stay ‘Cause I needed

Far Away
FAR AWAY (LYRICS) This time, this place Misused, mistakes Too long, too late Who was I to make you wait Just one chance Just one breath Just in case there's just one left 'Cause you know You know, you know That I love you I have loved you all along And I miss you Been far away for far too long I keep dreaming you'll be with me And you'll never go Stop breathing if I don’t see you anymore One my knees, I'll ask Last chance for one last dance 'Cause with you, I'd withstand All of hell to hold your hand I'd give it all I'd give for us Give anything but I won't give up 'Cause you know You know, you know That I love you I have loved you all along And I miss you Been far away for far too long I keep dreaming you'll be with me And you'll never go Stop breathing if I don't see you anymore So far away Been far away for far too long So far away Been far away for far too long But you know, you know, you know I wanted I wanted you to stay 'Cau

Far Away Thoughts
This is a poem I had wrote many many years ago to someone VERY special to me. I just came across it the other day and thought I would share it ... Since the day I first met you my life has really changed. Something's I've put in order something's I have rearranged. I've put you in the middle and built my dreams around some one who means so much to me. The special one I have found. Before you came in to my life my skies were not as blue but then one day you came along and the sun came shining through Although we may be far apart the miles can not erase the precious memories that I have of pretty blue eyes and smiling face. So now I am waiting patiently for the day when you will come home. I have not regretted one moment spent reminiscing while you were gone. Some say you are where your thoughts are Now if that is true You don't ever have to be lonely because I'll always be with you.

Faraway
FarAway And the journey started with a song, a great ballad from yesterday. The pilgrims plight, is and endless flight, to the land called Faraway On the journey he saw shades of night, and he passed through skies of gray. But, he stayed forthright, as he searched for light, and the land called Faraway. On the journey he made countless friends, and avoided countless enemies. And he prayed each night, that he'd earn the right, to the land called Faraway. Though, he longed for glory, his body grew old and fray. A soul long lost, is the dreamers cost, in the land called Faraway. He lay down in a green meadow, for he knew his time was nigh. He relived each scene, of his minds sweet dreams, to the land of Faraway. And though each breath was labored, each heartbeat found the truth. And he saw that life, was both joy and strife, in the land called Faraway. And as the darkness took my, hopes were bright and happy. For im one, with the setting s

Far Away
Full Heart, Empty Arms Thoughts of you illuminate my spirit; Never a flicker of flame, but with Arching bolts which strike with a force That disturbs my equilibrium. My mind races as waves of passion flush over My pale skin, causing me to gaze upon visions Of impossible romantic possibilities. Pathetic is this woman who anticipates the True rhythm of love, with a man she will never hold. My imagined discourse of thoughts leave me suffering, As my lips quiver with the words I shall never speak to his: "I have loved you more than anybody in this world."

Far Away By Nickelback
This time, This place Misused, Mistakes Too long, Too late Who was I to make you wait Just one chance Just one breath Just in case there's just one left 'Cause you know, you know, you know That I love you I have loved you all along And I miss you Been far away for far too long I keep dreaming you'll be with me and you'll never go Stop breathing if I don't see you anymore On my knees, I'll ask Last chance for one last dance 'Cause with you, I'd withstand All of hell to hold your hand I'd give it all I'd give for us Give anything but I won't give up 'Cause you know, you know, you know That I love you I have loved you all along And I miss you Been far away for far too long I keep dreaming you'll be with me and you'll never go Stop breathing if I don't see you anymore So far away Been far away for far too long So far away Been far away for far too long But you know, you know, you know I wanted I wanted you to stay 'Cause I needed I need t

Far Away
I'm coming home, I've been gone for far to long, Do you remember me at all, I'm leaving, Have I fucked things up again, I'm dreamin, To much time without you spent, It hurts, Wounds so sore, Now I'm torn, I've been far away, When i see your face, My heart bursts into fire, Hearts burst into fire, You're not alone, I know I'm far from home, Do you remember me at all, Do you wait for me again, I'm screaming, No more days without you spent, It hurts, My bed's so cold so lonely, No arms just sheets to hold me, Has this world stopped turning, Are we forever to be apart, I'm coming home, I've been gone for far to long, I'm coming, remember me at all, I'm leaving, I'm dreaming, My hearts bursts into fire.

Far Away Love...
Far Away Love... I met this dear person, in a very unusual way, While introducing myself on the computer, one day. We said "hello how are you", and I gave him my name, We didn't get to familiar, 'cause I thought this might be a game. Then weeks progressed on, and we became close friends, Then all of a sudden, my feelings started to descend. I got scared cause I felt something that I couldn't explain, And my feelings towards him, dealt with love and some pain. All of a sudden he avoided me, not bothering to say much, Then one day came a message, saying "hi, it's me, keep in touch". I started to have more feelings, for a person I didn't know, Then days turned into weeks, and I let my feelings grow. Although apart by distance, but never in heart, Although not together, we're never apart. I believe there is something written about our love, It's written in the sun, the moon, and the stars above. Destined to be, I pray thats what we are, Even when it hurts, cau

Far Away
This time, This place Misused, Mistakes Too long too late Who was I to make you wait Just one chance Just one breath Just in case there's just one left 'Cause you know, you know, you know [CHORUS] I love you I've loved you all along I miss you Been far away for far too long I keep dreaming you'll be with me And you'll never go Stop breathing if I don't see you anymore On my knees, I'll ask Last chance for one last dance 'Cause with you, I'd withstand All of Hell to hold your hand I'd give it all I'd give for us Give anything, but I won't give up 'Cause you know, you know, you know [CHORUS] That I love you I loved you all along And I miss you Been far away for far too long I keep dreaming you'll be with me And you'd never go Stop breathing if I don't see you anymore So far away So far away Far away for far too long So far away So far away Far away for far too long But you know, you know, you know I wanted I wanted you to

Far Away
As i sleep at night i began to cry wondering why god made it this way. why did he put my prince charming so far far away. i can recall every time we talk it seems like your so near not miles away. i need you more than ever these days and it seem to be getting harder and harder to do this without you. i ask god every night why he did this why he would let me cry like this why he would make me pray saying please god don't let him leave me today. This is for my Bubby,my soulmate & best friend

Far And Near
Distance does not matter much when across the waves two spirits touched No space saved for despair and not a feeling of fear as there's no replacement of unique moments created when two hearts and minds entwined forming what is now and will remain Love unusually deep and equally shared

Far Away-nickelback
This time, This place Misused, Mistakes Too long too late Who was I to make you wait Just one chance Just one breath Just in case there's just one left 'Cause you know, you know, you know [CHORUS] I love you I've loved you all along I miss you Been far away for far too long I keep dreaming you'll be with me And you'll never go Stop breathing if I don't see you anymore On my knees, I'll ask Last chance for one last dance 'Cause with you, I'd withstand All of Hell to hold your hand I'd give it all I'd give for us Give anything, but I won't give up 'Cause you know, you know, you know [CHORUS] That I love you I loved you all along And I miss you Been far away for far too long I keep dreaming you'll be with me And you'd never go Stop breathing if I don't see you anymore So far away So far away Far away for far too long So far away So far away Far away for far too long But you know, you know, you know I wanted I wanted you to stay 'Cau

Far Away Love
as i am saying good night at the end of the day and you are not here but many miles away my heart is so empty and so lonely inside as i wipe away a tear i am trying to hide. i close my eyes and try to go to sleep but with the sadness inside i begin to weep suddenly i remember what you once said to me just meet me in the stars waiting for you i will be. when distance tends to keep us apart remember i still hold you near in my heart when the night together cant be ours just close your eyes and meet me in the stars. meet me in the stars i'll be waiting there for you with a bottle of wine and glasses for two just close your eyes and there you will see waiting in the stars just for you i will be.

Far Away Love
he calls to me across the miles night winds carry his whispers they float on the breeze and through my windows falling gently upon my ears -hush- i hear him now he calls to me from the heavens glittering stars cannot compare to the sparkle of his eyes when he looks at me i am consumed by the fire i see him now he calls to me through my dreams dancing together in the shadows of my sleep where we laugh and love once again i am in his arms i feel him now he calls to me every moment of every day distance couldn't keep us apart when destiny drew us together i'll hold him for eternity as long as he keeps calling

Faraway
This time, This place Misused, Mistakes Too long, Too late Who was I to make you wait Just one chance Just one breath Just in case there’s just one left ‘Cause you know, you know, you know That I love you I have loved you all along And I miss you Been far away for far too long I keep dreaming you’ll be with me and you’ll never go Stop breathing if I don’t see you anymore On my knees, I’ll ask Last chance for one last dance ‘Cause with you, I’d withstand All of hell to hold your hand I’d give it all I’d give for us Give anything but I won’t give up ‘Cause you know, you know, you know That I love you I have loved you all along And I miss you Been far away for far too long I keep dreaming you’ll be with me and you’ll never go Stop breathing if I don’t see you anymore So far away Been far away for far too long So far away Been far away for far too long But you know, you know, you know I wanted I wanted you to stay ‘Cause I needed I

Far Away
This time, This place Misused, Mistakes Too long, Too late Who was I to make you wait Just one chance Just one breath Just in case there's just one left 'Cause you know, you know, you know That I love you I have loved you all along And I miss you Been far away for far too long I keep dreaming you'll be with me and you'll never go Stop breathing if I don't see you anymore One my knees, I'll ask Last chance for one last dance 'Cause with you, I'd withstand All of hell to hold your hand I'd give it all I'd give for us Give anything but I won't give up 'Cause you know, you know, you know So far away Been far away for far too long So far away Been far away for far too long But you know, you know, you know I wanted I wanted you to stay 'Cause I needed I need to hear you say That I love you I have loved you all along And I forgive you For being away for far too long So keep breathing 'Cause I'm not leaving Hold on to me and, never

Far Away
Each night I feel the distance that has grown between us Open up as lonely as the space between the stars I wish that I could find a way To smash my fist right through these walls Of ugliness and emptiness And gently touch your face But every time that I touch you You feel so far away And every time that you need me I feel so far away As you lie silently beside me choking back your tears I wonder if you recognize That silence now defines us Desperately I try to fight this overwhelming sense That I may never find The strength to change How hopeless we've become We need to find a way to break this silence We need to find a way to break this silence that's between us So I scream your name But every time that I touch you You feel so far away And every time that you need me I feel so far away And every time that you reach out You feel me pull away And every time that I touch you, I touch you, I touch you You feel so far away

Far Away
FAR AWAY There are a hundred things that I wish I could share with you my love. A walk in the park as the sun is setting, a smile in the morning, a soft touch as we pass in the hallway, soft kisses as the moon begins to rise and we fall asleep in each other's arms. But even though these things are not possible right now... We share the sky as night closes around us. The stars that you see are the stars in my vision, and I often wonder if you're looking up, too. Thinking of you and our shared love, so far away, but just as close, as the stars in my eyes. copyright jas 2009

Far Away
The meaning of life is yet to end..... To leave behind your love and friend...... To walk Alone through the rough of times.... And never hear the church bell chime..... Those whom wait to hear the bell..... Will find himself burned in hell..... Approaching the darkness stripped of sight..... Will learn that's still the least of fright..... Some will run and disappear..... To be cut off by their biggest fear..... Now I know it's time to die..... As I find my life a shameless lie...... To speak of times I never knew..... To speak of times that I out grew..... To walk alone in the midst of the night..... Searching for the forgotten light..... I try to speak, I speak out loud ..... As I lie, deep in the ground..... No one hears, no reply ..... Now I know, I was born to die ........ Copyright ©2006 Eric Robert Garcia

Far Away
Current mood: blank Category: Life far away.... isolate myself from you i dont know what to do distance separating my own existencefrom why im still aliveinto the depths of diversity i divefeeling so far awayfeeling on the insideand this time its to real as it hurts so much to feel i would kill just to feel you as i did but yourself from me is now hid youll never understand how i really feelso my emotions must remain sealed so far down darkness where the light does not shine i'd like to pretend everythings finebut all this is to much to mask and in dyeing with everyone else i wish things couls be as they once were but that possibility seems.....even further away from you i have noone to blame but myself now i must live with what ive done or die so the regret will be gone

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Far Away
far away .... Current mood: blank Category: Life isolate myself from you i dont know what to do distance separating my own existencefrom why im still aliveinto the depths of diversity i divefeeling so far awayfeeling on the insideand this time its to real as it hurts so much to feel i would kill just to feel you as i did but yourself from me is now hid youll never understand how i really feelso my emotions must remain sealed so far down darkness where the light does not shine i'd like to pretend everythings finebut all this is to much to mask and in dyeing with everyone else i wish things couls be as they once were but that possibility seems.....even further away from you i have noone to blame but myself now i must live with what ive done or die so the regret will be gone

Far Away Lover
Far Away Lover © Janna Rutty I lay in my bed and think about youI love you so much I don't know what to doI feel your warmth at my sideThe pain in my heart moves to my eyesSo far away yet always so nearYou are the reason I am still here.I await the times when we can talkI await the times we can finally hold hands and walkTo feel you for real... so close to meThe happiest person in the world is what you would make me.Your eyes shine like a million sunsYou shine more brightly than anyoneYour smile so sweet can help but make me smileIt stops my world even for a little whileI await the time when my hand is in yoursTo hear you say those 3 little words.There are still no words I can say to describeMy heart it aches and my eyes they cryBut when we talk my heart fliesyou always wipe away the tears I cry.Even thought you aren't hereAnd I miss you so much my dearI'll love you forever and everI'll always love you my far away lover.

Far Away - Nickleback
This time, This placeMisused, MistakesToo long, Too lateWho was I to make you waitJust one chanceJust one breathJust in case there's just one left'Cause you know,you know, you know[CHORUS]That I love youI have loved you all alongAnd I miss youBeen far away for far too longI keep dreaming you'll be with meand you'll never goStop breathing ifI don't see you anymoreOn my knees, I'll askLast chance for one last dance'Cause with you, I'd withstandAll of hell to hold your handI'd give it allI'd give for usGive anything but I won't give up'Cause you know,you know, you know[CHORUS]So far awayBeen far away for far too longSo far awayBeen far away for far too longBut you know, you know, you knowI wantedI wanted you to stay'Cause I neededI need to hear you sayThat I love youI have loved you all alongAnd I forgive youFor being away for far too longSo keep breathing'Cause I'm not leaving you anymoreBelieve itHold on to me and, never let me goKeep breathing'Cause I'm not leaving you anymoreBelieve i

Far Behind
Now maybe I didn't mean to treat you bad But I did it anyway And now maybe some would say your life was sad But you lived it anyway And now maybe your friends they stand beside they watch you crumble As you falter to the ground And now maybe your friends they stand beside as you were flying high Oh you were oh so high But then some day people look at you for what they call their own They watch you suffer Yeah they hear you calling home But then some day we could take our To brush the leaves aside so you can reach us But you left me far behind Now maybe I didn't mean to treat you oh so bad But I did it anyway Now maybe some would say you're left with what you had But you couldn't share the pain No, no, no couldn't share the pain they watch you suffer Now maybe I could have made my own mistakes But I live with what I've known Yes maybe we might share in something great But won't you look at where we've grown Won't you look at where we've gone But then someday comes tomorrow holds a s

Far Beyond Driven
My heart breaking Tears of longing stream My mind aching More than ever it may seam My heart quivers My thoughts are clouded My lip shivers My emotions are over crowded I hear your voice My love remembered The sweet sound of rejoice My fear being dismembered You say you love me More than I deserve to be given So much I could never see Far beyond driven ©-Ted E. Brown II July 24, 2007

Far Behind By Candlebox
Now maybe I didn't mean to treat you bad But I did it anyway And now maybe Some would say your life was sad But you lived it anyway And so maybe Your friends they stand around they watch your crumble As you falter to the ground And then someday Your friends they stand beside as you were flying Oh you were flying oh so high But them someday people look at you for what they call their own They watch you suffer Yeah they hear you calling home But then some day we could take our time To brush the leaves aside so you can reach us But you left me far behind Now maybe I didn't mean to treat you oh so bad But I did it anyway Now maybe some would say you're left with what you had But you couldn't share the pain No, no, no Couldn't share the pain, they watch you suffer Now maybe I could have made my own mistakes But I live with what I've known And then maybe we might share in something great But won't you look at where we've grown Won't you look at where we'v

Far Beyond
We were once friends you and I But now we are left tattered and torn The rose on your shoulder has decayed To reveal every deep cutting thorn Though every promise still remains They are trees that are too weak to stand You refuse to strengthen them Now they're dying like seeds in your hand Tell me now what does it matter It's only my time that has gone Now everything is taken for granted The story we wrote took too long Will you ever understand Everything that I gave you was free The games you played were just a joke But the joke isn't resting with me Now don't misunderstand me I'd love to work things out But can we overcome the distance Far beyond reason and doubt? Now that the box has been opened What demons spring free in the night? Is it your soul you have sold To make everything else turn out right? But I am running wild and free And I won't stop for you to ask why All that is or shouldn't be Is a dream that has now passed you by Does anyone sta

F/a/r Bring A Friend Train
Hop on board the F/A/R a friend train! This one will work a little differently than most. This time, to be added to the train, you have to F/A/R all the riders of the train and the friend they choose to bring along. (The friends will not be required to F/A/R everyone in return but we hope they will anyway). So, F/A/R everyone on the list... if they're already on your list, leave a friendly comment. When you're finished, send me a PRIVATE MESSAGE along with the profile link of the friend you'd like to bring along. And if you'd like me to make you a friendship tag for you and your friend, please rate the following album and leave a comment on the last pic. (If the person you bring along is a boyfriend/girlfriend and you would like a more couple oriented tag, please let me know). Now... here are the friendly neighborhood Fubarians! 1. ♥Bebe♥ *My heart is lost in a Dreadful Nightmare*@ fubar and Dreadful nightmare!Homesick Volunteer aka BEBE's baby!@ fuba

Far Behind
I see the sadness in your eyes, just cant help but see the pain. Thinking too much about our world, why do we deal with such strain? I cant begin to fix myself, so how on earth can I help you. You know that you dont have to be alone, with all the things that you are going through. Sit in nothing but silence as you vent, then I see the tears roll down your face. The words come at me fast and furious, because you have put me in my place. Grab your arms not letting you go, you jerk free of my grip and head for the door. Blame myself for what went wrong, as I write this I am sitting on the floor. It has been awhile since you have been gone, I still cant get you out of my mind. Through the good times and the bad, I was always thinking as myself being so unkind. As I sit here and I reflect on the past, there is something I wanted you to know. That deep down inside of my heart, a part of me died when I let you go!! But you were the one that left me Far Behind ?

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The Farce Of Scientology
Let's start with the origin of the name. "Scientology", broken down into its corest definition, is "the study of knowledge". Wow, can it get more vague? Hubbard apparently once stated that it is impossible to truly know anything. To me, that's saying that no one has a right to grasp knowledge and possess it. Um, that explains scientific theories in general, but they are called theories because they are UNPROVEN. The idea that we are all eternal beings of pure energy that outlive our bodies makes a kind of sense, since the facts of science back it up, along with people having visions of past lives and such. The human mind is an energy field, and energy doesn't vanish. It disperses. This also explains ghost sightings, as ghosts all have a certain level of electrical energy. Now what screams "scam" to me is the fact that Scientology uses a machine called an E-Meter to resolve stress in our minds. Um, hate to say it, but WE HUMANS INVENTED THAT MACHINE, and humans by nature

Farewell To A Friend
Nine years have passed and the feelings are still there As strong as they were the day you were buried I still remember exactly what the day was like The overcast sky, the damp grass, the smell of fresh rain The birds were quiet, the people shuffled along and I just stood there I couldn't believe you had gone while I was away I suppose it was better this way, you saved me the site Of you in the hospital, so for this I thank you Nine years have passed and I can still remember the wake All of your friends in one place drinking, smoking and crying We all had good things to say about you We all had fond memories which we shared Then at midnight we set out the candles upon the water as you had requested Nine years, I can't believe it has been so long It seems like only yesterday I was talking to you about my problems Nodding your head as you sat quietly listening Never interrupting and only speaking in advice when I was all talked out You understood my mood swings, my flig

Farewell, My Friends
Farewell, My Friends © Mild G. Calingo My friends to you I bid goodbye To the friendship that brought me sky The year has been swell As if coming from a wishing well But as all things do I have to bid adieu How it pains me to But there's nothing I can do Thank you for the memories The laughter and the tears They'll linger in my heart As if we never part If by chance we meet again May it be full of blessings in the rain Yet for now all that I can say Is to God for you I'll pray

Farewell To My Love
spur of the moment...letting my feelings out in "emo" poems...omg feel sorry for me!!! hahaha Fade into Eternity*my letter to my race when I am gone, I will never have been I pray that I go home, and never live again I love you all so much, and I hate you the same but I will never know how you can cause me this pain to watch me suffer, watching me die and when my life's ended maybe you'll cry but the fact is that while I was here you worsened my pain, and ignored my tears it's all very simple, that no one cares and I love you so much, how you treat me isn't fair loving you has been killing me I wish you could understand and just make you see that what I need and want from you is so very easy for you to do you cannot save someone who is already dead I guess you gave up, but you haven't tried yet I want to go to Valhalla and the old ones to see I want to end my life for death to set me free the Norns keep me here my life thread is woad I belong to this long lones

Farewell
I've sat and i've sat until i thought i was bound Somethings lost yet so many others found As time passed i grew to adapt Praying to god that i'd escape this trap The time has come and i'm happy to go Where i'll end up only he knows Saying goodbye to the friends that i've got No matter what they think i'll forget them not I've been through the emptinees and through the despair When you cried to yourself because you thought no one cared I've packed all my thing and got rid of the rest Even though this aint the place these times were some of the best So farewell to the place i was stuck in so long Remember though i was week god has made me strong...

Farewell
I wrote this weeks ago, but got busy and never put it up. Then something happened last week that added to the article which was good that I waited. Then I got sucked into this game that I can't stop playing during any and all free time I have. But I finally got my ass off of it (at least for a few minutes) to write this piece. First and most importantly, a farewell to Christoper Reeve. If anyone in the world deserves the title of Superman, he does. I even thought I'd get to see him walk again. I watched all the coverage about his death and no matter what they showed him doing, all I can see is Kal-El/Clark Kent/Superman. He may not have fully beaten his injury but he didn't give in to it. And he inspired many others with similar conditions to live their lives and not just sit back and watch it pass by. And the plays into what the main focus of this article is about. Gene therapy coming from Stem Cell research, which is opposed and fought against by Bush. This research could help

Farewell, Ungrateful Traitor !
Farewell, Ungrateful Traitor! by John Dryden (1631 - 1700) Farewell, ungrateful traitor! Farewell, my perjur'd swain! Let never injur'd woman Believe a man again. The pleasure of possessing Surpasses all expressing, But 'tis too short a blessing, And love too long a pain. 'Tis easy to deceive us In pity of your pain, But when we love, you leave us To rail at you in vain. Before we have descried it, There is no joy beside it, But she that once has tried it Will never love again. The passion you pretended Was only to obtain, But once the charm is ended, The charmer you disdain. Your love by ours we measure Till we have lost our treasure, But dying is a pleasure When living is a pain.

A Farewell
A Farewell by Coventry Patmore (1823 - 1896) With all my will, but much against my heart, We two now part. My Very Dear, Our solace is, the sad road lies so clear. It needs no art, With faint, averted feet And many a tear, In our opposéd paths to persevere. Go thou to East, I West. We will not say There's any hope, it is so far away. But, O my Best! When the one darling of our widowhead, The nursling Grief, Is dead, And no dews blur our eyes To see the peach-bloom come in evening skies, Perchance we may, Where now this night is day, And even through faith of still averted feet, Making full circle of our banishment, Amazéd meet; The bitter journey to the bourne so sweet Seasoning the termless feast of our content With tears of recognition never dry.

Farewell
When I am dead, my dearest, Sing no sad songs for me; Plant thou no roses at my head, Nor shady cypress tree: ~Christina Georgina Rossetti~ When you hear about my passing do not cry- no, not one single melancholy tear shall you shed. Not when this is not our final farewell. Keep your head held high when they converse of me when they are disloyal with fake sorrow for me- remember not their words but me.

Farewell
hey everyone...i hope you are all having a wonderful night...i just woke up...but i am way too tired and cold tonight... i am going to go back to bed now.. i probably wont be online again until tomorrow night...so have a good thursday... remember to rate my blog if you havent already done so....and please vote for me in my contest... Vote For Me As CT's Poster Girl! Just Click The Pic Below. Then Rate & Comment My Pic. But Remember Only One Comment Please. Cassandra Lynn

Farewell My Son
FAREWELL MY SON how long can a broken hearat beat? nights of tears days of dark endless pain. my son is gone i am left a world of questions fears for future generations in my arms. what if ? could i have? did i ? empty arms, my love aches for you what if ? will never know could i have? i know not did i ? ABSOLUTELY !!! i loved yo with a mothers love so strong it goes beyond heaven so deep it lights your way back to me a day will come for us to talk, to share smiles and laughters in the stars on the water....in the air...freedom for you, from all you held burried, freedom for me to hold my son again....... i miss you my son.... i love you my son.... farewell my son....... rest in piece my son....

Farewell My Love
A few words to pass the time, thrown at the page as my mind wanders away. I dream while im awake. My sleep is one black hole. Time passes me so slowly. It pulls me by the hair. The roots are at my soul. Release me from time and space. And I'll hold you all day long. Life is cruel, my heart slows down. Time slows more, I have to sleep. Forever in dreams, gazing at you. I close my eyes, yours awake. So far from you, my heart beats once. One long beat forever heard. My mind has dread for the time thats left. I cannot live so far away. Ill stop this heart and feel no more. In the next life, we hold for real..

Farewell But Not Forgotten!
Farewell But Not Forgotten Losing you was bigger than I ever gathered Filled with lonliness and sleepless nights My heart is broken up and shattered I think of you with each passing minute Why did you have to go? There were times I regret So much more I had to show Our time was not long enough For it was my turn to be your brother I hope you enjoyed me as much as I did you I hope I wasn't a bother God I want you back I have missed you so much Brother you were too young to die I still need your gentle touch As you passed away I hope you knew That I was there The bond between us two brothers The love only we could share!

Farewell
WELL WHERE START THIS SITE HAS BECOME RIDICULOUS! I TRY AND START BY HELPING PEOPLE AND GETTING PRIVACY STUFF PASSED AND I GET SLAMMED FOR IT NOT THAT OTHER PEOPLE WERNT TRYING TO HELP BUT FORNICATES AND OTHERS WHO ARE GREASEMONKEY (REFER TO OTHER BLOG) MAKE THAT HARD. THEN IT GETS BETTER A BOUNCER REVEALED WHO MY REAL DAUGHTER WAS AND ONLY 4 PEOPLE ON THIS WHOLE SITE KNEW WHO SHE WAS, 3 BOUNCERS AND 1 FAMILY MEMBER,BUT I GUESS ITS OK FOR BOUNCERS TO GIVE OUT PRIVATE INFORMATION TO ONLY CERTAIN PEOPLE AND THE PEOPLE THAT WERE GIVEN THE INFO JUST HAPPEN TO BE PEOPLE THAT ARE MY ENEMIES HMMMM. MY DAUGHTER IS LEAVING THE SITE AND SO AM I, IF THAT CUNT YES I SAID CUNT FORNICATES WANTS THIS SITE SHE CAN HAVE IT WITH HER NASTY STINKING PUSSY, I HAVE HAD ABOUT ENOUGH OF GETTING SLAMMED BY YOU FUCKING PEOPLE. I PAY INTO THIS SITE AND TRY TO HELP AS MANY PEOPLE AS I CAN AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENS I GET SHIT ON AND SO DO PEOPLE THAT ASSOCIATE WITH ME. WELL YOU CAN ALL FIND ME AT THE OTHER SITE

Farewell
They gather in this silent place and slowly bow each head A calliope of sobbing hearts paying homage to the dead Sadness never felt before covering each heart and face The storming sea of tears cease as the preacher takes his place In the distance they take there spot with esprit de corps and pride Paying homage to someone never known; a comrade still inside Small children and the elders who’ve aged all gather round a tent As through fleeting words awkward and quick; to higher prayers are sent A man steps up they’ve never seen; in his eye a tear Prepare yourself for our salute to a loved one you held dear In precision movement like a clock the players take their place Shots soon shake country side and send tears down each reddened face As they present the final salute and silently stand tall The music beating off the hill is each soldier’s final call Balloons released toward heaven some hold such loving memories Drifting toward zenith reminds them a loved one, whom no lo

A Farewell To A Perfect Score.
I feel ill with words of repentance and love. I could never forget what it felt like, to feel my heart drop and watch as, lonely insects swarmed around it, and fed off like a disease to a diagnosed patient. You no longer see me. What am I doing but holding back tears, and thinking of you With this tainted image of me, With no longer love but disappointment. I'm still here. I just forgot I was human for a second, and that I can't just be some image, I have error. I long to hear your voice again, untainted with openness. I'm sorry for what I have done.I'm sorry What have I done?, and for what I have done I am truly sorry. Words for you are like my pot of gold. Let me not have spent my riches, but without this friendship I feel poor. Though I will still reflect on what we had, and all of the potential...

Farewll (not Really)
A minute of your time just an intermission a few words to share with one whom might care without interruption to spark an eruption. in an untenable situation with much agitation with unrest this situation must be addressed your home to which I am but a guest, has become to me a place of great unrest an sanctuary, a refuge a place to put to rest the worry's of my world. no more shall I feel the comfort the pleasure of leaving my troubles at the door the time for that has passed for only troubles and strife lay in my path. I wish you all a fond farewell upon my departure for you have shared much with me I shall not forget. Daniel Marrs

Farewell False Love
Farewell false love, the oracle of lies, A mortal foe and enemy to rest, An envious boy, from whom all cares arise, A bastard vile, a beast with rage possessed, A way of error, a temple full of treason, In all effects contrary unto reason. A poisoned serpent covered all with flowers, Mother of sighs, and murderer of repose, A sea of sorrows whence are drawn such showers As moisture lend to every grief that grows; A school of guile, a net of deep deceit, A gilded hook that holds a poisoned bait. A fortress foiled, which reason did defend, A siren song, a fever of the mind, A maze wherein affection finds no end, A raging cloud that runs before the wind, A substance like the shadow of the sun, A goal of grief for which the wisest run. A quenchless fire, a nurse of trembling fear, A path that leads to peril and mishap, A true retreat of sorrow and despair, An idle boy that sleeps in pleasure's lap, A deep mistrust of that which certain seem

Farewell For Awhile
Well, I am not going to have internet access very soon because I have just leased an apartment and I will be moving out of my parents house. I will be able to use mobile Yahoo since I have a cell phone, so if you want to add me on there my screen name is words_make_war. Otherwise, I'll be pretty unreachable. If we're pretty good friends and we've talked a lot and you'd like my number, send me a message and I'll hook you up with that. So long everyone, it's been fun.

Farewell My Friend!
I was just informed by e-mail yesterday that a dear friend of mine Fred Kauhane had passed away this weekend on Mauii while attending his grandaughters sporting event. My heart is heavy right now, and its still hard for me even today to understand why God takes a beautiful man such as Fred Kauhane away from us. I guess thats cause I'm angry because I never got to tell Fred "Goodbye" and "Thank You" for all he had done for me since my freshman year at Chaminade University. The laughing, the conversations, and the ALOHA you gave me is PRICELESS! So Uncle Fred its time for me to let go and forgive myself, but i'll never let you leave my heart. As a tribute to you and our friendship I remember these words you taught me my freshman year 2001 - I hope I spell it right. "AHUI HO MALAMA PONO"! Much Alofa! Brudda Chuck

Farewell
Well.. just to let everyone know.. i will most likely be leaving this lovely place i have come to call fun... please dont ask why.. just know its for my own reasons.. and that i really should so i can get my head on straight...unless someone out there can convince me other wise.. i will only be on here for maybe another week...

The Farewell Note That Can't Be Sent...
Ahhh...I have such a hard time not being able to say goodbye to people... I guess, what I have to say is this...I'm glad our last conversation...was a good one. I'm glad we met & damn glad we laughed...glad we know how to kick ass at Video Crack together...glad you introduced me to The Boondock Saints... I know many are angry with you right now. I'm not angry. I don't hate you. I don't...even dislike you in the slightest. We all do what we do because it is right for ourselves at the time. We all fuck up. I look out for myself...and, believe me, I fuck up. As alone as you may feel, you're not alone. I wish the best for you always... “May the wind always be on your back and the sun upon your face and may the winds of destiny carry you aloft to dance with the stars...”

Farewell Harleyz .. May Your Soul R.i.p. & Your Spirit Soar Like An Eagle(from The Bulletin Board, For Those Who Knew Her And Maybe Werent Aware)
THIS WAS AN EMAIL I RECEIVED FROM A CLOSE FRIEND OF MARIANA aka HARLEYZ's FAMILY To all of those who were friends of or knew Mariana aka Harleys4me2004: On Tuesday, June 26, 2007 at 6:20 pm Mariana died from injuries sustained in a motorcycle accident while enroute to the airport. By request of Mariana's brothers I was asked to notify you all of her death as you were listed on her email list. Mariana's funeral will be held on July 1st at 2 pm (eastern time). All in attendance will have a moment of silence for her at exactly 1:45pm followed by the roaring of engines at 1:50pm. This in our way of sending her to biker heaven to join her brother Allen and her parents and friends before her. It is with the families deepest love for her that they ask you do the same. You can contact me at anytime on yim at garlictabazco if you have questions. Thank you, Jonie ~*~Harleyz~Coyote Ugly Bar Bartendar~*~@ CherryTAP

Farewell Ct Member Grego
A very dear friend of mines, whom I met on Cherrytap and developed a wonderful relationship with for a period of time, has left the bar. This is a part of an IM conversation between us, now that he is not on CT we dont get to talk much...... what it do???? First (6:09 PM): Hey my baby....I miss u soooo much and love you still......I'm sorry I been missing you..I work nights now so I sleep all day....I can't stop thinking about you. You tooo good of a nigga to be exposed 2 da rest of this world.....I think I know what 2 do.....Now that we are not dealing with each other on the regular, you can see my words of those as a friend instead of some jealous girlfriend cuz that is not me, but if I'm invloved with you ,my opinions automatically classify as bias. I am glad you got off of cherrytap. I miss you being there but I know that it is best that you are not. I tried 2 warn you that I am only one n there is no other. I am upset at you for letting that old ass cheesy build, ugly face ,

Farewell Speech
Jefferson Davis January 21, 1861 Speech on the Floor of the United States Senate Printer-Friendly Version I rise, Mr. President, for the purpose of announcing to the Senate that I have satisfactory evidence that the State of Mississippi, by a solemn ordinance of her people, in convention assembled, has declared her separation from the United States. Under these circumstances, of course, my functions are terminated here. It has seemed to me proper, however, that I should appear in the Senate to announce that fact to my associates, and I will say but very little more. The occasion does not invite me to go into argument; and my physical condition would not permit me to do so, if it were otherwise; and yet it seems to become me to say something on the part of the State I here represent on an occasion as solemn as this. It is known to Senators who have served with me here that I have for many years advocated, as an essential attribute of State sovereignty, the right of a State to s

Fare Thee Well
your kryptonite (for rjb) Category: Writing and Poetry man of steel you make me swill and soar and swoon so intoxicating words enticing and invigorating making me moist and warm so deep in thought with a swarm of emotion tempting you to take a swim in my ocean let me fuel your passion make your fires burn be the object of your fantasies teach me I can learn let me be the whispers in your ear the sweat upon your skin let me push you away a little just to pull you close again i wanna make you weak make you lose control bewitch your mind and make you mine even if it takes some time don't ask me why don't tell me no don't try to fight I wanna be your kryptonite

Farewell To All Friends I Have Met.
Unfortunately, I have to leave this wonderful place now. Don't worry, I'm not committing suicide, I just gotta concentrate on work and home and unfortunately school. I am going to be applying to law schools this year and I won't have time for online stuff. Although, those whom I have become friends with I love dearly, and those who have come closer to my heart, I will miss you more. However, for those that got let in to my heart even deeper, you have my Yahoo name to keep in contact with me at. I hope to hear from you soon. Tomorrow evening will be my last login to delete my account.

Farenheight Bombers
Have you ever wanted to be in a bomber family that rates their family members stuff???? Are you a helpful person when it comes to a bomber family??? I'm starting my own bomber family, I'm tired of being in a family that doesn't help it' s members. If your tired of the same join my new family Farenheight Bombers RULES FOR FAMILY 1. Must rate all family members stuff. Weather it be all at once or a bit at a time. 2. Must add/fan all family members 3. Must add founder to family 4. Must read founders blogs for contest updates. Please also comment if you can or can't help on the contest at the present time. 5. must join farenheight lounge our headquarters. http://fubar.com/lounge.php?l=7964 I'm taking serious members only. If you join and I see that you aren't keeping up with the family I will remove you immediately. We are gonna be a bomber family, who will be helping family members and friends.

Farewell My Friends!!!
I posted this as a bulletin, but apparently no one saw it so I'm putting it here now... Just wanted to let y'all know that I will be deleting my page within the next day or so. I have found the person I want to spend the rest of my life with. His name is Mark and he is everything I ever wanted. Thanks for the friendships, the talks, the advice and of course the music! I will miss you! May GOD bless & keep you all. hugs & kisses Stephannie

Farewell Fireman
Dear You I know you didn’t read the fuck you letter that I wrote a month or so ago where in I detailed a big fat fuck you to you for keeping me on hold for 5 months of my life while you were out saving the fucking world from fires, biting turtles and a whole lot of other bullshit that you’ve been doing. Why now? What do you want from me this time? I know… you said you wanna fuck me. You can’t stop thinking about me. You haven’t moved on. All that stuff. I think that the hardest thing is… I have moved on. So instead of saying fuck you… I’m gonna say… loved you. Loved you and your hurt me every day for 5 months. And I’ll never let it happen again. Farewell Fireman.

Farewell My Greatest Love
After the long wolf cry of the loneliest night comes a new morning with no hope in sight watching the sun blooms to a new light In a place we used to hide Reminiscing our happiest and saddest moments In my thoughts and in my heart will always be kept A love full of struggle and promises Finally reached a heartbreaking decicion For ten long years seem like yesterday a love thats never given a chance to last forever torn in a world that I could never be for I am yours wherever you may be Yes, I did what you asked of me my love to live like a wind, in a life full of adventures I told of your story in a thousand ways shared our memories in countless days you were my life and my greatest love a once in a lifetime journey finally found its end where the greatest mystery becomes clearer to me in thee end a chapter of our past must no longer be held to start a life and to love with someone the way you loved me a promise not to make her cry to live each day fill

Farewell
OK THIS IS IT, THIS IS MY LAST WEEK IN NORTH CAROLINA FOR AWHILE. THE MOVERS COME ON THE 28TH TO PACK US UP AND SHIP OUR STUFF TO MISSOURI AND WE LEAVE ON THE 1ST. WE WILL OFFICIALLY BE IN MISSOURI ON THE 2ND AND I WILL BE BACK ONLINE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. IF YOU NEED ME I WILL BE ONLINE TIL THE 27TH BUT MOSTLY ON MY YAHOO ID. LUVS HUGS AND BIG OLE KISSES TO ALL THOSE THAT ARE MY FRIENDS ON HERE.

Farewell
We used to be frightened and scared to try Of things we don't really understand why We laugh for a moment and start to cry We were crazy Now that the end is already here We reminisce 'bout old yells and cheers Even if our last hurrahs were never clear Farewell to you my friends We'll see each other again Don't cry 'cause it's not the end of everything I may be miles away But here is where my heart will stay With you, my friends with you Yesterday's a treasure, today is here Tomorrows' on its way, the sky is clear Thank you for the mem'ries of all the laughters and tears And not to mention our doubts and our fears The hypertension we gave to our peers It's really funny to look back after all of these years Farewell to you my friends We'll see each other again Don't cry 'cause it's not the end of everything I may be miles away But here is where my heart will stay With you, my friends with you Farewell to you my friends We'll see each other again Don't

Farewell
To all my friends, On Saturday morning, at 11:30am, October 6th, we lost our beloved mother. I am terribly sorry I have not been on as of late, but my brother and I, night and day, were trying to make a great lady as commfortable as possible in her final days. She left us in no pain and as comfortable as one could be. She now joins her Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ in a better place. Believe me, shes with him. My brother and I have found much comfort in that. I want to thanks everyone who truly knew the situation and was truly there for me night and day. God bless all of you. If you like, email me at dublin5150@yahoo.com and I will forward you the obituary. Please keep us in your prayers and again, many, many heartfelt thenks.-Chris Mullins and family

Farezzek
Farezzek is an orc, a race of beast-like humanoids whose toughness is nearly unmatched. Born with one eye, and no magic abilities at all, his past remains a mystery. Being a natural fighter with a keen intellect, he almost graduated at the top of his class from the Golden Halberd Military Academy, but when his best friend, the only one who could challenge him at his favorite physical battle game, went missing, he had to choose either graduation or tracking his friend down... Instead of being arrested for deserting the academy before his allowed time, he was given a job as a secret agent for Atlantia's elite crime fighting unit, Spec Ops.

Farewell To Kevin Dubrow! R.i.p.
I'm very sad to bring you the news of the untimely death of a rock legend and personal friend. Although I can not get a hold of Kevin myself, his voice mail is full, or family to confirm this horrible news. Reports have said he was found dead in his Las Vegas home on Sunday by friends. From the Las Vegas eye here is the report. We will miss you bro may you rock with the angels and forever be at peace. Love you! DuBrows body was found by friends, on Sunday in his Las Vegas home. Dubrow recently spent a birthday weekend in New Orleans where he ate great food and even caught The Cult at The House of Blues. Kevin loved fine foods and was a true gourmet at heart. Kevin was a true Las Vegas icon and could be spotted eating nightly at any of his favorite Vegas eateries like Carlucci's, Simons Kitchen, The Palm or Messa Grill. DubBrow grew up in Hollywood, California, before settling in the Los Angeles suburb of Van Nuys at age 13. By the time he was in his mid-teens he had de

A Farewell To False Love
Farewell false love, the oracle of lies, A mortal foe and enemy to rest, An envious boy, from whom all cares arise, A bastard vile, a beast with rage possessed, A way of error, a temple full of treason, In all effects contrary unto reason. A poisoned serpent covered all with flowers, Mother of sighs, and murderer of repose, A sea of sorrows whence are drawn such showers As moisture lend to every grief that grows; A school of guile, a net of deep deceit, A gilded hook that holds a poisoned bait. A fortress foiled, which reason did defend, A siren song, a fever of the mind, A maze wherein affection finds no end, A raging cloud that runs before the wind, A substance like the shadow of the sun, A goal of grief for which the wisest run. A quenchless fire, a nurse of trembling fear, A path that leads to peril and mishap, A true retreat of sorrow and despair, An idle boy that sleeps in pleasure's lap, A deep mistrust of that which certain seems, A

Farewell
I have finally come to the decision that i will be leaving fubar after this weekend. I apprecciate everyone's friendship and help with the issues I have been having in my life. But I think at this point I can not continue with my fubar account. i wish everyone all the best a very Merry Christmas.

A Farewell To A Perfect Score
I feel ill with words of repentance and love I could never forget what it felt like to feel my heart drop and watch as lonley insects swarmed around it and fed off like a disease to a diagnosed patient You no longer see me What am I doing but holding back tears and thinking of you With this tainted image of me With no longer love but disappointment I'm still here I just forgot I was human for a second and that I can't just be some image I have error I long to hear your voice again untainted with openness I'm sorry for what I have done I'm sorry What have I done? and for what I have done I am truly sorry Words for you are like my pot of gold Let me not have spent my riches but without this friendship I feel poor Though I will still reflect on what we had and all of the potential...

Farewell
We part at the crossroads, You leave with your joys and problem, I with mine. Alone, I look down the road. Each one must walk one’s own path. People’s paths come together all too briefly when sharing friendship, but that makes those times no less valuable. We must take advantage of support and sharing in a mutually beneficial way. Whenever we take from another, we should try to give back something. This is fundamental. No one should lean on another person, or expect another to carry them a long distance down the road. Friends should walk side by side for as long as their journey carries them, without becoming dependent on one another. There should be no obligation. If I can help someone do something, then I should do so without any hesitation or expectation of reward or debt. If there is something that I need to learn and my companion can show it to me, then I should accept it in humility. No one “owns” knowledge. It should be freely shared. Parting is inherent in all mee

Farewell 2007
Well after an up and down year, it is nice to hopefully start with a new beginning and the chance for things to begin anew. After spending half of 2006 in IRAQ, I thought 2007 would be better and it has been to an extent. For those that didn't know, I didn't have a driver's license until this year. I began wearing contacts and finally getting rid of my glasses for the most part. I got out of an unhappy relationship finally and working to move on. Alot of bad has happened and I feel it has strengthened me and opened my eyes to a variety of things. Some of it is still undone but maybe things will improve with the new year. I am not one that feels luck or happenings begin or end with a new year, but try to be optimistic. I have made alot of wonderful friends this past year. Had the chance to meet some friends from here in person. Darlene, Carrie, Amberly, Lee, Sonia, with hopes of meeting others this new year. I also had the chance to fall in love with Carrie and we bec

Farewell For Now
I have been thinking and have come to the conclusion I need to take a break from my online social sites for now until my health and family issues clear up a bit. As most of you know I have a terminal heart disease and have been in heart failure for almost a month and a half now. I opted to stay out of the hospital until after the holidays and since having 3 family deaths in the last few weeks I know I must take better care of myself which leaves me with little to no time online. I do not have a laptop yet so I cannot make it online while on bedrest, so anyway I wanted to tell you not to worry about me I am okay unless you hear otherwise from my husband aka BeautysBeast (you can add him for updates or just for friendship if you want I am sure he will need alot of support as well) My last Update is my uncle Randy whom broke his neck passed away on Dec. 18th at 421 am, My uncle Bill whom had a heart attack while in the hospital with kidney failure is still hanging in there. My husbands 34

Farewell
i wont have my page long....i can not make a slaute and i can not continue sending gifts or buying drinks because they wont let me have my fubucks....it was a blast and i hope hthat all of u have a wonderful new year

Farewell Fu
To All of my friends, family, and fans: I'll be deleting my account next week. I decided that I spend too much time fucking around on here and not enough time out there in the *sigh* real world. Thanks for making me feel welcome on the site since it was cherrybomb! Thanks esp. to mz luvdumplin for inviting me and all of the friends i have met along the way... esp my sexy crush... you know who you are! Anyways, if you would like to stay in touch, send me a message on here with contact details. Love you all, POST

Fare Thee Well
empty arms that long to hold you pouting lips yearning for your kiss weary body aching to be near you you must know you will be missed ears that hunger to hear your voice feet that beg to journey just to find you there pages filled with poetry to let you know I care hands that pray for your safe return a mind that thinks you are rare a heart that hopes it gets to learn of your loving care my friend it's sad to see you go even worse for you to be gone goodbyes have never been my thing so, I'll just say so long until then catch you later a tot bien, ciao don't forget me remember the way home because here is where I'll be waiting and I hate to be alone.

Farewell Faithful Friend
18 years ago I was very fortunate to purchase from a pet adoption the best friend any man or woman could ever have. I picked up a Catahoula the runt of his litter, a litter that was dropped off at the side of the road to die the most horrible of deaths just for being born. He and I enjoyed both high points and low points in my miserable life and yet he never turned his back on me unlike those that claimed to be a "friend". Beau was a true friend, the most unique canine with the ability to sense trouble yet only barked when necessary he'd place himself in harms way to protect those he loved, If you were troubled he also sensed that too and stayed by your side till he felt your trouble pass and never asked for anything in return except unconditional love. He was never the type to walk with you but infront of you to divert any possible trouble yet was gentle with kids passing by. He was a great judge of a persons character, if he didnt like you or trust you he let it be known for yo

Farewell My Dearest Friend
In Loving Memory Of My Dear Friend Amy Who Lost A 2 Year Battle With Cancer On February 29, 2008. You Have Touched My Life And Will Always Hold A Special Place In My Heart. God looked around his garden And He found an empty place. And then He looked down upon the earth, And saw your tired face. He put His arms around you, And lifted you to rest. God's garden must be beautiful, He always takes the best. He knew that you were suffering, He knew you were in pain, He knew that you would never Get well on earth again. He saw the road was getting rough, And the hills were hard to climb, So He closed your weary eyelids, And whispered"Peace be thine." It broke our hearts to lose you . But you didn't go alone, For part of us went with you, The day God called you home.

Farenheit 451
Ray Bradbury's Fahrenheit 451 -- something you probably read in high school. Unfortunately, I never got that opportunity as I got to suffer through John Knowles' A Separate Peace. In a way I think I might be glad that I waited until this week to read it, not only am I on a dys-Utopian kick right now, but to view this work through more adult eyes makes it that much more interesting. Not knowing what the high school curriculum would be for this work, but able to take a guess, I am assuming that the focus is on the evils of censorship and the fight against it. I, being the cynic I am, took something much much different out of it, I fear. I can actually see something like this future -- one in which books are evil and only good for burning to suppress individuality and independent thinking -- happening easily. The explanation of the history of Bradbury's future, as given by the Fire Captain Beatty, strikes very close to home. It turns out that around the close of the 20th centur

Far Enough Away
Far Enough Away It's late again and your heartfelt words pull me back in, pull me closer. You once again try to make me believe that you want me back. If I had a penny for every time you succeeded in doing that, I'd be more than rich. I don't think you seem to understand that you're constantly taking a piece of me, and I know you don't plan on giving those pieces back; But I'm not sure I want them back. Once you make me believe that I still stand a chance, I open up to you and quickly become attached, again. I feel like you must be the one for me; why else would I spend so much time caring for you, wanting you, needing you? I see you in person and you harshly push me away. I wonder if the guy who was speaking to me last night was actually you. Your actions speak way louder than your words; and they hurt more too. I hate that you can make me feel this way. So closed off, unwanted, hurt. I wish I could let go and stay strong enough to push you

Farewell Party Tonight For Tracy!!
The time has come to say GoodBye to our friend Tracy. She is leaving Fubar Thursday to get back to reality! lol We CAN NOT let her leave without a HUGE goodbye party!!! It is TONIGHT 7p-11p CST in the Pitbull Lounge. Come and say good bye, share stories, listen to some Rockin tunes by DJ Carebear and have a few drinks. Let's send Tracy off with a BANG! Click pic to get to lounge:

Farewell To All
Well friends and family members, all good things must come to an end and it's time for me to say goodbye. I want to thank all of you who took the time to make friends with me. If you are ever looking for me out there is cyberspace, you will be able to find me on facebook (Joanne Pick). Those who are close to me will get my email address and also some will get my phone number so that we can stay in contact. Check your inboxes because that is where I will be sending them over the next few days. I will be leaving this blog and my page up for a few days in order to let everyone see this blog. After that I, as well as the page will be gone. It has come to a point in my life where I would rather be in real time than cyber space. I am tired of men looking at me as if I am just a peice of meat and all they want is for me to watch them jack off...especially when I am attached and perfectly happy. This is also another reason that I have decided to leave this site. It is more like a dating si

Farewell And Rest In Peace, Bernie Mac.
The world lost an awesome actor and comedian this morning. Bernie Mac died at only 50 years old...that's still quite young. Not many knew he was even sick. I will miss his humor very much. May God bless his family and friends in their time of loss, and may he rest in peace. Farewell, Bernie. You are dearly missed by many.

Farewell
It's the end of the working day holding frustration at bay I know that happiness is coming soon 'cause I'll be listening to your tune My friend, you're my lighter side you're the moon to my tide now it isn't so bad it is not what you think You're a friend the best I've had And it's friendship I want to gain because I'm the desert and you're the rain All my beautiful friends have all gone away only wish you could stay wherever you go I have to let you know you have a friend in me I'll send you my best no good-byes no sad-sighs (circa 1993)

Farewell
I ENJOYED THE TIME HERE WITH ALL MY SPECIAL FRIENDS. BUT TIME HAS ENDED FOR ME TO BE HERE ON FUBAR. EVERYTHING IS NOT THE SAME HERE AS IT USE TO BE. I ONLY COME HERE ONCE OR TWICE ADAY. IT USE TO BE ALL DAY AND HALF THE NIGHT EVERYDAY SENSE LAST JAN O8 I WILL MISS ALL MY FRIENDS TAKE CARE U ALL. MAYBE ONE DAY I MAY COME BACK TO CHECK IN WITH U ALL....

Farewell To A Rock!
Haha! I did it. I found someone I thought had died so long ago. I did it! I found myself. I am going to be me from this point forward. I bid this rock farewell because I have finished my task at hand. I found me. It was a long haul and took me awhile to realize, I never died, I was hiding from the chaos. Well, something I have come to realize, dude, I am chaos… I am going to do what I want, when I want, and how I freaking want. Ima have a bad attitude because well, like it or not… that’s just me. Ima stand proud again, because I know who I am and no one will ever take that from me again! I am independent and don’t need anyone. I got this… I have learned a lot hiding here under this rock of self reflection. I know one thing for damn sure, I will continue to visit this rock on a regular basis, just to sort out things and think. I like the solitude. All I can say is World, ya better look out… Shes back… Lol, I can already hear the uh-ohs and the oh nos lmao. You know what, I got people wh

Farewell A.u.a.d Hellow New Crazy Mini's... Intro
this is not a paid program. ATTENTION! All users of the A.U.A.D. products. if you have taken a dietary suppliment called the AUAD-tra Slim as a weightloss formulated drug(PLEASE STOP) This product was created by the makers of the A.U.A.D. Corp. This suppliment in a capsule was not approved by the FDA due to its ingredients such as... -Crack -Malimine -Peptobizma -Laxitive special ingredients were found inside the product AUAD-tra Slim that are also found inside the products called laxitive and peptobizma that were taken without the permission of the owners approval. Researchers pointed out that several ingredients were not listed and printed on the box. they also have found that the most effective ingriedient inside the "capsule of wonder" were tiny microscopic parasites. MALIMINE- is an ingredient that was found in coin chocolates, dialz soaps, and also known to be in a baby formula that can cause death or harm to infants. researchers found that cra

Farewell
dear friends and family,friday will be my last day on fubar cause ill be disconected from the net on acount of me being outta work and not being able to pay my bill.my roofing job starts full time in the spring so ill be back online by april.i will miss you all and be looking forward to hearing from you in the spring.if you wanna surprise me by leveling me to godfather by the time i get back that would be sweet:p.i wish you all the best,so keep on getting shitfaced!!!:D

Farewell My Fufriends...
Due to the busy lifestyle I have with work and school, I've fallen out of touch with many of you, and I'm sorry. But things in the real world are busy, and that will only continue. Therefore, I have decided to bid farewell to Fubar. You've all be great friends and I really appreciate each and every one of you. I've been cleaning out my profile and will be closing it indefinitely by February 7th. Feel free to PM me if you'd like until then. It was great while it lasted. Thank you all! ~ Kitty

Farewell, My Friends
Farewell, My Friends My friends to you I bid goodbye To the friendship that brought me sky The year has been swell As if coming from a wishing well But as all things do I have to bid adieu How it pains me to But there's nothing I can do Thank you for the memories The laughter and the tears They'll linger in my heart As if we never part If by chance we meet again May it be full of blessings in the rain Yet for now all that I can say Is to God for you I'll pray

Farewell Dc Girls
To all of u that know me, know that i was a founder in the all girl group Dangerous Curves. I helped To Build The Group, And Alot of u girls I am the one who u recieved your invitations to join from!! I really Enjoyed the group but i feel that it is time for me to Bow out, i do this with no anger at all no disrespect no distaste for anyone, i am not mad have not been mad, dont want to be mad and refuse to let it make me mad lol.. I am not mad @ Cris (flirtologist)At All, she chose on her own to delet me and block me from her page Because i quit the group!! i tell u this becasue alot of u will assume it has sumthing to do with her since she has been my number 2 family member forever and everyone knows that we were close but i wish her nothing but the best in life and was blessed to have had a friend like her .. it has nothing to do with her or bella or Paula or any of u ladies!! I have just decided i do not want to have the resposibility of a group, that may sound crude or rude an

Farewell *i Bow Deeply And The Curtain Closes*
It has not come time for me to move on in life. Fubar and the family of friends (and I do call the many friends I have made here family) I have made here were an intricate part of getting me to where I needed to be in life. Sadly, that part of my life has now passed and I am moving on to bigger and better things. In reflection I can only say that it has been a wonderful experience and that I have enjoyed the many friendships that I have made here. To those of you that wish to stay in touch with me my email is dtread1974@yahoo.com, I would encourage you to stop by and drop a line or two and I will do my best to return email. Likely this will stay up till the end of next week at which time I will simply delete my fubar account. Good luck to you all and hope in some way I have touched your lives in the positive.

Farewell
well fu-ites here it is THAT day is finally here. ALL that have known me or know me know me for who i am...a fun loving flirtatious (extremely so sometimes). To all i am DVUS and i hope after reading all this ...those of my TRUE friends will remain so and stick by my side. SOME of you already know this but yes I am married and have been so over a year. It is not a fact that has been made actively known to EVERYONE....but some of you do know and know who you are. The reason for this lil "secret" was this the marriage i shared with my wife was one of openness and trust and knowing that no matter what....we loved each other. SOME have noticed the "INFAMOUS HAIR CLIPS" in one of my NSFW files and have pointed this out and through a few split ups and minor probs between me and the wife....that was explained away as the "ex".Welll like a fool i carried on this life even AFTER...BEFORE we were married i discovered my GF at the time having online sex and or phone sex with other guys....that wa

Farewell
Farewell Farewell worldfarewell daughterfarewell till my eternal slaughterday to day living has driven me insanefinding the courage to not drive this spike into my braini hate this life, consistantly filled with strifestruggling to not lose my mindi hate myself always wanted to be thinno one ever beheld what i had withinnever seeing the beauty they say that god has givenfarewell worldfarewell daughteri welcome my eternal slaughterisolated by my belovedseemingly death i have devotedmy decaying body soon found bloatedsaddened with every effort wastedtrue happiness i have never tasted pricking my finger on this thornwishing that i was never bornfarewell worldfarewell daughterthe abyss swallows me as i step into my eternal slaughter Jennifer Wilkes Copyright ©2009 Jennifer Wilkes

Farewell
Winter's close...and the mountain high I'll start my journey now On this planet we call Earth we belong I want to know Why did God make me feel There is more to be answered Maybe God cannot remedy Our souls if he tried I seek peace of mind at least And to know I did my best I will pray for those I have loved I must take your farewell Carried by destiny Bound to obey I must take your farewell Trails of discovery Lead me an ocean away No one holds the only truth in his hand So who am I To defy even God In quest for a reason There's no time to waste I'm afraid When the tide is high I won't dwell or wait no longer

Farewell To Sleep
I was just about to sleep. I was tiredThe weight of the world on my shoulders had drained my spirit.But before I closed my eyes, I caught a glimpse of you.From beneath my heavy eyelids I could see your strength … of heart, body and mind.The light from your soul shining so brightly I should have shielded my eyes,But I didn’t for fear I might miss even a glimpse of who you are.And now I find myself awake. Aware of my surroundings and of the beauty in a single moment … the poetry in a single word.You have awoken in my soul a sort of calm knowing.I understand that my passion need not be wasted.My words need not remain misunderstood.My beauty is more than the shell that holds my essence together.My soul is beautiful and good and should shine like the sun.I glanced over my shoulder at my bed.Blankets folded down - inviting me to return.But I no longer want to sleep.Dreams are beautiful, but not as beautiful as you.

Farewell?
So I have recieved questions on regards to my status with Unspoken Voices. It IS true and DEFINITE, my tenure was not long whatsoever. I am leaving New Jersey to attend Marshall University in Huntington, West Virginia; however, my voice will be an active participant with my friends who decided to go elsewhere. For instance, to all whom appreciate rock, the different performances Slash makes with various bands, is similar to what I will be doing until college is over and I can concentrate on having more fun. I strongly appreciate the people who have taken the time to read my statuses and are interested in hearing the CD. Thank you all! JP

Farewell To Fu-land!
I've been a bling polishing hoar to day and as some have previously pointed out ... people leave FU with the strangest statuses never to return. Here are a few I found today ... 1) Nite nite my fav dork --- musn't have been that fav a dork, you nvere came back! 2) Starting a new life in Virginia on Friday ---- They have no internet in Virgina? 3) I love my Fu owner she's the best --- Liar, you haven't been on in months! 4) Merry Christmas everyone --- Which christmas? 5) Who wants to be my Valentine? --- Obviously no one! 6) I'm a bee! --- I guess someone swatted you! 7) I' back! --- No one cared enough as she's gone again. 8) WTF??????? - What your Fu-hoar ran off with another DJ? 9)You are the antidote that gets me by, something strong like a drug that gets me highhhh... --- You overdosed didn't you? 10) Can I get a drink or a gift U 4got about me? --- Most certainly looks like it! These people just seem to go poof!!!

Farewell My Lovei
Is it really true our love is over now?Can it be time for us to say goodbye?Too soon, it’s much too soon, my love, for me;You smile with ease, but I can only sigh.We’ve shared our lives and given so much love;I can’t believe we’re really going to part;You’re moving toward a new life without me;I’m left with scars upon my broken heart.Go on now, if you must; I’ll get along;How much it hurts, I don’t want you to know.I’ll set you free without inducing guilt,But as you leave, the silent tears will flow.I can’t be mad; I love you way too much;I’ll hide my sadness now, so you can’t tell.Sweet happiness is what I wish for you;Farewell my love, I hope that you fare well.

Farewell
Farewell: thou atr too dear for my possessing. And like enough thou know'st thy estimate. The charter of thy worth gives thee releasing; My bonds in thee are all determinate. For how do I hold thee but by thy granting, And for riches where is my wanting. And for that riches where is my deserving? The cause of this gift in me is wanting, And so patent back again is swerving. Thyself thou gav'st, thy own worth the most knowing. Or me, to whom thou gav'st it, else mistaking; So thy great gift, upon misprison growing, Comes home again, on better judgement making. Thus have I had thee as a dream doth flatter, In sleep a king, but waking no such matter

Far From Heaven
"Far From Heaven" is perhaps one of the finest masterpieces ever assembled on the big screen. The story is set back in the 1950's with a mother, Cathy Whittaker played by Julianne Moore, that seems to have the perfect family life. However, things aren't as perfect as they seem as she soon discovers frequent and shocking turn of events that cause her life to almost become utterly destroyed. Todd Haynes brilliant homage to classic 1950's dramas work perfectly for this film by elaborating the emotions and struggle of the character's themselves. I loved how Todd used the stereotype of modern 1950's families and completely shattered it with modern and controversial themes like homosexuality and interracial courtship. Julianne Moore and Dennis Quaid deliver probably the best acting jobs ever to grace the big screen. However, the story is the greatest aspect of this film. As you'll become completely engulfed by the powerful themes of this film. Julianne Moore plays a mother, Cathy Whittaker,

Far From Ugly
Burning Soul You came into my soul and made it your home Now that we’re apart how my thoughts do roam Never at peace without you and lost inside my mind Never free of loneliness until these eyes you find Bound in a way that holds me wanting, needing so much Desires burn like wild fire, I hunger for your touch I long for sweet surrender and that loving gentile peace For a time when we gaze deep inside and passion release To sweep you off your feet and pull you to my side Free to love you wildly feelings I can’t hide Long slow kisses wet with the nectar from our lips There’s a demon driving forth desire see my halo slip To hold and make sweet longing love to you without end To be your dreams and confidant , your lover and best friend Burning hotter than I could ever try to contain Embers of this passion burn and yet you and I remain Unconsumed by the heat of two who join as one Always wanting needing more , never left undone Fed with how we feel and how we love so tr

Far Far Away
Missed putting this one down right after i had them. First one i was in outer space. No ship. No Suit. Just me flying through the void on my way somewhere. Looking at all the planets as i screamed past them. Kinda relaxing dream for a change. Then something woke me up, fell back asleep. Right after that one i dreamed i was in New Orleans. Way before the huricanes, sometime when i was in either Mississippi or Florida. I was sent there to find someone. I had a picture of a girl in a brown coat with long dark brown hair. And all i had was the picture. It wasn't Mardi Gras but there was some kind of celebration going on. People had fires going on the sidewalk every so far from each other. I kept searching for this girl but wasn't getting anywhere. Woke up. wrap your mind around these and let me know what you think.

Far From Home
Young, Afraid and Far From Home At the airport there have been many new graduates of basic training coming to Fort Stewart. 99% of them don't look to be old enough to be shaving yet..but they are old enough to go into combat. Last week at 4:45 my husband calls and tells me a severe storm is on it's way and I should think of leaving my USO booth a bit earlier than usual. I decide to take his advice because I'm terrified of storms and don't want to be driving home in bad weather. So I begin taking the stuff off the counter and putting it up in the back room. I come out of the back room and there before me is a young man in an Army uniform. He has been waiting in the reception room for the shuttle to Fort Stewart. I smile at him and ask him if there's something I can do for him? He looks down at his boots and says, " Well, mam..see..I just got out of AIT and Fort Stewart is going to be my first duty station. And well..I wanted to talk to my mama, but her cell phone is off and I d

Far From Perfect
No one's ever believed in me, thus it's torn my world apart; words have crushed my self-esteem, and broke my tender heart. All my life I have always been, extremely sad inside; searching for the love that I, have always been denied. I never am quite good enough, and I can't do anything right; I am worthless and pathetic, within my loved one's eyes. All I have ever wanted, was to be accepted just for me; I can't be someone I am not, what you get is what you see. The hole in my heart is painfull, for it's empty and hollow inside; and everynight when I go to bed, I pray that I will die. I am not special or worthy, for someone to truly care; I'm a misfit to society, and this truth I have to bare. I have never known success, for I fail at everything; The song that once was in my heart, I can no longer sing. As I ponder upon my failures, which are much too many to count; I wonder why I was ever born, and what is my life all about? ~Unknown

Far From -perfect-
can't understand don't know why i push away your hand you look the other way and give me a sigh don't know what you see its just makeup not the real me people look at me like i have everything but thats far from the truth look in my eyes, they have soo much to tell and in this right hand i hold a fist why do you keep on saying this sooo many people won't believe the words that come from these lips i can't keep going on like this you try to reach to touch my face but i pull away why would you want something like this? this body is far from bliss i shake my head in disbelief can't understand don't know why such a sweet romantic guy could sweep up any girl he wants why me? the one that is not worthy pick someone else not me

Far From Heaven
far from heaven ive reasoned my whole life away ive sought and ive seen and ive wanted but couldnt find faith i know there must be a way back but i just cant find the way i just dont know about you give me a sign or at least something that i can see ive heard all the stories but still dont know what to believe ive been told im headed for hell but i just dont know how to feel i just dont know about you far from heaven ive reasoned my whole life away if you're there i beg of you let me be saved im down on my knees and i pray to you come and show me the way i just dont know about miclang music2007

Far From Perfect
I'm insecure I'm lonely so lonely it hurts. I can get jealous at times but its because of my insecurities I'm emotional I cry easily I get attached easily So therefore, I get hurt easily I'm a hopeless romantic I get confused I'm clumsy I'm moody I can be easily agitated I'm not as strong as people think I am I'm immature But I'm responsible I like to play around and laugh and sing and dream. I have good days and i have bad days sometimes I dont know what I want I talk a lot but i dont talk enough sometimes I wanna talk to you but I dont have anything to say I nag I complain I hurt I have tons of problems as well as thoughts sometimes my hair doesnt fall in place and my makeup doesnt look right I'm nowhere near perfect but when i talk to you, i feel so close to it.

Far From Home
In my heart there is pain As I long for my home Where I know I once walked the yellow grass Guided by the sky and ~wind spirit~ The crow always at my shoulder The warmth upon my back I watched dances for the buffalo and sang proud for my people I knew the earth before she was raped In my eyes are the storms Of many moons and I am without Though in dreams she comes to me A round faced woman and speaks Of those who have waited just like me Drifting through time Until the new sun My tears hold the story of yearning The moving within They who come when I walk through dreams Know me,know my heart I have no desire to be of this tongue My love is for the people I belong with My love is for all who need it As the critters As the Earth ~Great Spirit~ I am your daughter Make my path the right one So I may come home Chenoa Shiningwater

Far From Here ( Army Wives Theme Song)
fight hard on a night like this look for a star and wish you could get out of it then bite down and then pray, pray, pray you'll make it through this to sing and say you hold life dear moments turn to hours which become years.... and now i'm far from here and we are happy far from here we are all right far from here things are peaceful far from here we have insight far from here we've detangled our strangled hold and i hope to see you there rise high out of this whole scene look down and separate yourself from your worst dream then fly far and then stay, stay, stay out of the way until the coast is clear and safe moments turn to hours that become years..... and now i'm far from here and we are happy far from here we are all right far from here things are peaceful far from here we have insight far from here we've detangled our strangled hold and i hope to see you there oh it's hard to imagine the things that we survive will we un

Far & Few
It's been far and few in between to all the good people I've seen So here's a c ouple of lines to let you know that from time to time you come to mind. You never know how far you can go until you reached the end. But from the very start, you took hold of my heart when you called me your friend.

Far From Me
.....coming from a dark area knowing nothing but closed eyes, awake the mind from skin popped in a world filled of lies.. the cry of mouth in anger i learn to soon stop.. before the first sigh, before the first cry.. and all before that is me before time.. in between the plan, the two connecting one created new young hands.. where am i before that, and if they never met i'd be no soul returning back.. does this make since, far from me in conscience.. in between realities reels, always looking for a good deal.. then when the cards are dealt, the greed proceeds it's stealth self.. can this be far from me, me in between life and greed.. FUEGO POETICAS

Far From Perfection
I'm far from perfection.. i'm human...and I have human needs. But do you think I would risk all that we have for one night? So I had a case of word vomit, and told you everything I didnt want you to know. It's scary inside my head isnt it? Oh you dont have to tell me, I know..... If you could see the thoughts that brew day in and day out you'd sh* your pants.. Neither of us is perfect....we are far from perfection.. I know you love me.. But are you ...in....love......with....me? Are you willing to love me at my best, And at my worst..... Can you love me when you can't even find the strength to love yourself? I know I can love you that way... And I have.. And i'd do it again........and again........and again..... I have no regrets.. none whatsoever Do you? Honestly tell me if you do.. All I know is that I love you more than all the words in all the libraries in the whole world... I love you and you and know who you are you may never see this, we may never talk a

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Far Far Away
Far Far Away I go Far Far Away I know I know when and where With the wind in my hair Far Far Away I will dream Here and there it may seem Dream with me today Every single day and every single way Far Far Away I will dream of that day Even though I wouldn't want to say So please follow me So everyone can see Far Far Away I go Far Far Away I know Alexia Webb 9/1/11

Far-gone Conclusions
Far-Gone Conclusions a sonnet Rotate this world inside itself for a while feel the falling stars beneath your feet as they twinkle and burn like moths aflame Then chase Tomorrow back to where it began and start Yesterday all over again Far-gone those conclusions of reality those shadow-flickers on the walls of caves Mandalas instead and wheels within wheels, a never-ending, continuing spiral twisting amongst itself to rise and to fall Chase the White Rabbit wherever you may and listen close to what the flowers say Trust not to what is but to what could be within that looking-glass world that you see

Far Is Not Far At All
Far is not far at all To Amy You are on the other side of the country, but it seems like your right next to me, we never met, but we chat online and talk on the phone for hours, when we are not talking or chating with each other, then we are thinking about them and wishing they were at our side, I know when we meet for the first time we both will look in each others eyes and stand there lost, we will feel like spreading our wings and flying off into the sunset. Johnathen Allen Forcum Copyright ©2006 Johnathen Allen Forcum

Farie Tail
Farie Tail by SindyLewd© Garal stepped around a thick patch of brush to drain his bladder. It was highly unlikely that anyone would venture by to see him pull his manhood out of his pants. He was traversing the black trail in a section of the forest that was reputed to be haunted with spirits, fairy folk and the like. Unlike him, most people wouldn't come through this portion of the forest at all. But he was a creature of habit, so he stepped far enough from the path so as not to be visible with his dongle swaying. "We wouldn't want to frighten any fair young maidens, now would we?" he jested to the thicket as he 'released the dragon.' He stopped in front of an odd brush formation that had grown into a lop-sided bent X. That was curious. He'd never seen this type of plant before. The leaves were unknown to him. There were two main stalks growing from the forest floor, entwined with vines upon vines such that you could barely see the bark of the main plant beneath. The two

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Faries
The moon has risen the sun has gone, The fairies come out one by one. The stars light their way through the weary night. They must get prepared for their untimely flight. The winter has come much too soon. They must flee this night, by the light of the moon. The days are cold, the nights just as bad. The fairies have lost what they once had. The warmth of the sun, the breeze of the night, Now they are desperate, fleeing by flight.

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Farm
I want to set up a farm to help children & teenagers at risk of homelessness or that are already homeless. I have a dream of opening a farm to help train, look after and care for homeless children. I plan to give these kids a huge chance to make something of themselves and to give them motivation to have a go at life. There is a population on the Gold Coast and Brisbane alone of over 1,500 children homeless and another 2,500 or more at risk. We have a responsibility to the younger generations to help them as we are now the next generation and the onus is on us to help them have a go at a life away from severe crime, violence, abuse and hard drug. Many of our generation have suffered the severe life trauma of being homeless or at risk at some point of time in life, where if there were somewhere or someone there our lives may not have ended up as they are or for many and these deep embedded scars may not be still there and presenting themselves today. Read about book I am writing to help

The Farmer's Daughters
A small town farmer had three daughters. Being a single father, he tended to be a little overprotective of his daughters. When gentlemen came to take his daughters out on a date, he would greet them with a shotgun to make sure they knew who was boss. One evening, all of his daughters were going out on dates. The doorbell rang, the farmer got his shotgun, and answered the door. A gentleman said, Hi, I'm Joe, I'm here for Flo, We're goin' to the show, Is she ready to go? The farmer frowned but decided to let them go. The doorbell rang again, the farmer got his shotgun, and answered the door. A gentleman said, Hi, I'm Eddie, I'm here for Betty, We're gettin' spaghetti, Is she ready? The farmer frowned but decided to let them go. The doorbell rang again, the farmer got his shotgun, and answered the door. A gentleman said, Hi, I'm Chuck, And the farmer shot him.

Farmhouse Chicken Dinner
Recipe Rating: Prep Time: 15 min Total Time: 45 min Makes: 4 servings 1/4 cup flour 1/2 tsp. pepper 4 small bone-in chicken breast halves (1-1/2 lb.), skin removed 1/4 cup KRAFT LIGHT DONE RIGHT! Zesty Italian Reduced Fat Dressing 2 cups baby carrots 1 medium onion, cut into wedges 1 can (14-1/2 oz.) fat-free reduced-sodium chicken broth, divided 2 cups MINUTE Brown Rice, uncooked 4 oz. (1/2 of 8-oz. pkg.) PHILADELPHIA Neufchatel Cheese, 1/3 Less Fat than Cream Cheese, cubed 2 Tbsp. chopped fresh parsley MIX flour and pepper in shallow dish. Add chicken; turn to evenly coat both sides with flour mixture. Shake off excess flour mixture. Heat dressing in large nonstick skillet on medium heat. Add chicken, meat-side down; cook 5 to 6 min. or until golden brown. Turn chicken over; add carrots, onions and 1 cup of the broth. Cover. Reduce heat to medium-low; simmer 20 min. or until carrots are tender and chicken is cooked through (180°F). MEANWHILE, cook rice as directed

Farmer & The Bull
A cocky Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm and talked with the old farmer; "I need to inspect your farm." The old farmer said "You better not go in that field." The Ag representative said in a "wise " tone "I have the authority of the U. S. Government with me. See this card, I am allowed to go wherever I wish on agricultural land." So the old farmer went about his farm chores. Later, the farmer heard loud screams and saw the Department of Agriculture rep running for the fence, close behind was the farmer's prize bull. The bull was madder than a nest full of hornets and the bull was gaining at every step. The Old farmer called out: "Show him your card!"

The Farmer
Joke of the Day! There once was a farmer who was raising three daughters on his own. He was very concerned about their well being and always did his best to watch out for them. As they entered the late teens, the girls dated, and on this particular evening all three of his girls were going out on a date. This was the first time this had occurred. As was his custom, he would greet the young suitor at the door holding his shotgun, not to menace or threaten but merely to ensure that the young man knew who was boss. The doorbell rang and the first of the boys arrived. Father answered the door and the lad said, "Hi, my name's Joe. I'm here for Flo. We're going to the show, is she ready to go?" The father looked him over and sent the kids on their way. The next lad arrived and said, "My name's Eddie. I'm here for Betty. We're gonna get some spaghetti. Is she ready?" Father felt this one was okay too, so off the two kids went. The final young man arrived and the farmer opene

The Farmer
A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his manhood into the equipment, turned on the switch and everything else was automatic. Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with much more pleasure than his wife did. When the fun was over, though, he quickly realized that he couldn't remove the instrument from his member. He read the manual but didn't find any useful information on how to disengage himself. He tried every button on the instrument, but still without success. Finally, he decided to call the supplier's Customer Service Hot Line with his cell phone. "Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow's udder?" "Don't worry," replied the customer service rep, "The machine will release automatically once it's collected two gallons. Have a nice day, now..... “

The Farmer
A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his "manhood" into the equipment, turned on the switch and everything else was automatic. Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with much more pleasure than his wife did. When the fun was over, though, he quickly realized that he couldn't remove the instrument from his 'member'. He read the manual but didn't find any useful information on how to disengage himself. He tried every button on the instrument, but still without success. Finally, he decided to call the supplier's Customer Service Hot Line with his cell phone (Thank God for cell phones!). "Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow's udder?" "Don't worry," replied the customer service rep, "The machine will release automatically once it's collected two gallons."

Farm Sex
I'm a firm believer, that we have no more choice over what we are drawn to sexually, than we have over what our taste buds like, when we sit down at the table. PEACE...MILKER Since some of you may not like this story and what it's about, may I suggest that you click on my name, that's up next to the title of this story and perhaps you will find one that's more to your liking....Milker When I was 14 year's old, I had to go and live with my aunt and uncle, out on their farm, back in Alabama. Now don't get me wrong but being raised in the city, I hadn't been able to play with any of my little girl cousin's or even my little boy cousin's, like my friends were telling me, that they did to each other, when they lived out on a farm. But since my aunt and uncle didn't have any children yet because they'ed only been married for 2 year's now, getting to play around with my little cousin's, was out of the question. It wasn't until they started telling me about all of the bestia

The Farmer, The Nagging Wife And The Mile
Farmer Jake had a nagging wife who made his life miserable. The only real peace that he got was when he was out in the field plowing. One day when he was out in the field, Jake's wife brought his lunch to him. Then she stayed while he quietly ate and berated him with a constant stream of nagging and complaining. Suddenly, Jake's old mule kicked up his back legs, striking the wife in the head, and killing her instantly. At the wake, Jake's minister noticed that when the women offered sympathy to Jake he would nod his head up and down. But when the men came up and spoke quietly to him, he would shake his head from side to side. When the wake was over and all the mourners had left, the minister approached Jake and asked, "Why was it that you nodded your head up and down to all the women and shook your head from side to side to all the men?" "Well," Jake replied, "The women all said how nice she looked, and her dress was so pretty, so I agreed by nodding my head up and down. Th

A Farmers Advice
* Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. * A bumble bee is considerably faster than a john deere tractor. * Forgive your enemies. It fucks with their heads. * Do not corner something you know is meaner than you. * It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge. * When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. * Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. * Don't judge folks by their relitives. * Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. * The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm, 'cause the colder it gets, the harder it is to swaller. * If you dig yourself into a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin' * It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep. * Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got. * The biggest Troublemaker you'll ever have to deal with watches you shave his face in the mirror every mornin'. * Always drink upstream from the herd. * Good judgmen

The Farmer's Rooster
This farmer has a bunch of hens that are not producing many eggs. So one morning he goes out and buys a young horny rooster in an effort to get his hens back into an egg laying mood. He names him Jimmy. That first day Jimmy lays every hen on the farm and at the end of the day the farmer finds Jimmy trying to make it with his horse. The farmer walks over to Jimmy and says, "You've gotta slow down or you're going to kill yourself!" The next day Jimmy lays every hen again, and at the end of the day the farmer finds the rooster now trying to make it with his cow. The farmer walks over to Jimmy and says, "I told you, you better slow down or you're going to kill yourself." The following morning Jimmy lays every hen again, but this time, he lays all the other farm animals as well. The farmer finds all his animals passed out from exhaustion. In the middle of all his animals is Jimmy, laying with his legs sticking straight up in the air and buzzards circling over head. The farmer walks

Farming (hilarious!!!!)
Subject: Farming A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "What is your occupation?" "I'm a whore," she says. The accountant is somewhat taken back and says, "No, No, No, that won't work. Let's try to rephrase that" The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl." "No, that still won't work. Try again." They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer." The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?" "Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year." "Chicken Farmer it is."

Farm Kid Joind Military
LETTER FROM A FARM KID NOW AT SAN DIEGO, MARINE CORPS RECRUIT DEPOT TRAINING / MCRD Dear Ma and Pa, I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled. I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m. but I am getting so I like to sleep late. Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot, and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay. Practically nothing. Men got to shave but it is not so bad. There's warm water. Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc., but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie and other regular food, but tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit by the two city boys that live on coffee. Their food plus yours holds you until noon when you get fed again. It's no wonder

Farmer Sutra
A farmer in Arkansas and his wife were lying in bed one evening, she was knitting, he was reading the latest issue of Animal Husbandry. He looks up from the page and says to her, "Did you know that humans are the only species in which the female achieves orgasm?" She looks at him wistfully, smiles, and replies, "Oh yeah? Prove it." He frowns for a moment, then says, "O.K." He then gets up and walks out, leaving his wife with a confused look on her face. About half an hour later he returns all tired and sweaty and says, "Well, I'm sure the cow and sheep didn't, but the way that pig squealed, it's hard to tell."

The Farmer
A Montana cowboy was watching his herd in a remote mountainous pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?" The cowboy looked at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looked at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answered,"Sure, Why not?" The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany. Within seconds,

Farmer Girl Marines..
Dear Ma and Pa, I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled. I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m. But I am getting so I like to sleep late. Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot, and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay. Practically nothing. Men got to shave but it is not so bad, there's warm water.Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc.,but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie and other regular food, but tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit by the two city boys that live on coffee. Their food plus yours holds you until noon when you get fed again... It's no wonder these city boys can't walk much We go on "route marches," which the platoon sergeant says are lon

Farmer In Court
A farmer named Clyde had a car accident. In court, the trucking Company's Lawyer was questioning Clyde. "Didn't you say, at the moment of the accident, "I'm fine?" asked the lawyer. Clyde responded, "well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into the..." I did not ask you for any details", the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, "I'm fine!" Clyde said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road." The lawyer interrupted again and said "Judge, I'm trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the highway patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he's trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question." By this time the judge was fairly interested in Clyde's answer and said to the lawyer "I like to hear wha

Farmer S Lil Buddy
THE TICKET AGENT ASKED, "SIR, WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR SHOULDER?" THE OLD FARMER SAID, "THAT'S MY PET ROOSTER CHUCK. WHEREVER I GO, CHUCK GOES." "I'M SORRY SIR," SAID THE TICKET AGENT. "WE CAN'T ALLOW ANIMALS IN THE THEATER." THE OLD FARMER WENT AROUND THE CORNER AND STUFFED THE BIRD DOWN HIS OVERALLS. THEN, HE RETURNED TO THE BOOTH, BOUGHT A TICKET, AND ENTERED THE THEATER. HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO TWO OLD WIDOWS NAMED MILDRED AND MARGE. THE MOVIE STARTED AND THE ROOSTER BEGAN TO SQUIRM. THE OLD FARMER UNBUTTONED HIS FLY SO CHUCKY COULD STICK HIS HEAD OUT AND WATCH THE MOVIE. "MARGE," WHISPERED MILDRED. "WHAT?" SAID MARGE. "I THINK THE GUY NEXT TO ME IS A PERVERT." "WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SO?" ASKED MARGE. "HE UNDID HIS PANTS AND HE HAS HIS THING OUT", WHISPERED MILDRED. "WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT", SAID MARGE. "HELL, AT OUR AGE, WE'VE SEEN 'EM ALL." "I THOUGHT SO TOO", SAID MILDRED, "BUT THIS ONE'S EATIN' MY POPCORN."

The Farmer
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off! Life is goi

Farmer
Woman walks into an accountant's office in Texas and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, what is your occupation?" "I'm a whore," she says. The accountant is somewhat taken back and says, "No, No, No, that won't work. Let's try to rephrase that". The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl". "No, that still won't work. Try again." They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer." The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?" "Well , I raised a thousand little peckers last year." "Chicken Farmer it is." ________________________________________________________________________ Interested in getting caught up on today's news? Click here to checkout USA TODAY Headlines.

The Farmer
A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem - how to carry his entire purchases home. While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane ?" The farmer said, "Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to that house. I would walk you there but I can't carry this lot." The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the can of paint in the bucket. Carry the bucket in one hand; put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?" "Why thank you very much," he said and proceeded to walk the old gir

Farmer And Donkey
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally he decided the animal was old and the well needed to be covered up anyway, it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement, he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well and was astonished at what he saw. With every shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well a

A Farmer And His Pig.
Hot Young Latinas That Will Do Anything To Get Their Citizenship Carmen Will Do Anything To Get Her Citizenship Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all of a sudden he was hit by pangs of conscience.It bothered him so much that he decided that he just had to tell his priest about it in confession.The priest was shocked and could only say to Farmer Brown, "Well, was the pig a male or a female?" "A female, of course," shouted Farmer Brown!. "What do you think I am...some sort of queer?"

The Farmer And The Old Mule
The mule fell into the farmer's well. The farmer heard the mule 'braying' - or - whatever mules do when they fall into wells. After carefully assessing the situation, the farmer sympathized with the mule, but decided that neither the mule nor the well was worth the trouble of saving. Instead, he called his neighbors together and told them what had happened and enlisted them to help haul dirt to bury the old mule in the well and put him out of his misery. Initially, the old mule was hysterical! But as the farmer and his neighbors continued shoveling and the dirt hit his back, a thought struck him. It suddenly dawned on him that every time a shovel load of dirt landed on his back: he should shake it off and step up! This he did, blow after blow. "Shake it off and step up... shake it off and step up... shake it off and step up!" he repeated to encourage himself. No matter how painful the blows, or distressing the situation seemed the old mule fought "panic" and just kept right on sh

Farmyard Humour
A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores "Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him he can't have any breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little ticked off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have milk in my cereal?" he asks. "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick the chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon, for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so, for a week you aren't getting any milk." Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the pussycat as he's walking into the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says: "Are you going to tell

A Farmer
A Farmer A farmer was sitting at the table while his wife was preparing dinner. His wife dropped a spoon and bent over to pick it up. As she bent over the farmer said, "Honey, your butt is as big as a combine." The wife picks up the spoon and continues cooking with no comment to her husband. As she put the dinner on the table she dropped the peppershaker on the floor. While she was bent over picking it up the farmer said, "Honey, I take that back. Your butt is as big as two combines!" The wife picks up the pepper, sets it on he table and begins eating with no comment to her husband. Later on that night after the couple had gone to bed the farmer started feeling a little frisky. As he cuddled up to his wife he noticed that there was no response on her end. He tapped his wife on the shoulder and asked her what was wrong. She replied, "Do you really think that I am going to fire up $300,000 dollars worth of machinery for one little corn cob

Farmers Releff
As you all know about this Snow Storm That Hit Colorado. Alot of Ranchers Are having to sale almost all their Cattle Cause they Can Not feed Them. They are asking For Help from Every One. This was their Livley hood and as we all know if it was not for the farmers we all would not have what we Have on our tables today. Please Every One Please lets all Help them. Most of their Cattle Died in that storm and the ones that did not they are sending to the sale. Their Crops are All Deing . They Are not going to have any hay to put up this year. It is all really Crazy Here in Colorado. Please Copy this and send to Every One you know. If you can send 50 Cents Write your name on a Paper and send it if you can What ever You can Aford Just to Help these Farmers. They will Write you back and thank every one of you that helped. Send to My Address and i will Make sure they get every Bit of money sent Lloyd Harsha 909 Grinde Dr. Apt A-2 Fountain, Colorado 80817

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Farm Girl Birth Control
There were three gals who were getting married and all met at the marriage counselor's office to discuss the options of having or not having a baby right away. There were two city gals and one farm gal. The counselor asked them if they planned on having a baby right away or were going to wait awhile. They all agreed that they had discussed this with their potential husbands and all agreed to wait awhile. Well, the counselor asked the first gal what type of birth control she planned to use. Her answer was, "The rhythm method." "That will work," said the counselor, "if you keep a good record." He asked the second gal what system she planned on using. "I plan on using birth control pills," she said. Again he said, "Yes that will work as long a s you don't forget to take them." He then asked the farm girl what system she was planning on using. Her answer was, "The pail and saucer method" After a short delay, he told her that should also work. He asked them all to come back in one yea

Farmers: Is This Legal??!!??
SO my stepdad has been working long hours all week. My mother has been in the hospitol with pancreatitis for the past few days. So there has been nobody home for around 8 hours a day during daylight hours. My step dad came home today when it was still fairly light outside and noticed all the tree's on his proporty were broken, knocked down, knocked over didnt matter if the branch was 3 inches thick or three foot they knocked it back over the fenceline and tore it off the tree with a huge piece of farm equipment.Still sitting in field.. All the tree's that were shading the proporty were' broken. Some are back into the field we just cleared a couple weeks ago to plan a large crop of veggies and fruit. Now we have reclear it again before we can till it up. NOT to mention how much colder and windier its goin to be this coming winter without as many tree's to block the wind. Is this legal for the farmers to do to our land?? I spoke with my family and the neighbor and they said they t

The Farmer
The Farmer A Oklahoma Department of Highways employee stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, "I need to inspect your farm for a possible new road." The old farmer said, "OK, but don't go in that field." The Highways employee said, "I have the authority of the State of Oklahoma to go where I want. See this card? I am allowed to go wherever I wish on farm land." So the old farmer went about his farm chores. Later, he heard loud screams and saw the Department of Highways employee running for the fence and close behind was the farmer's prize bull. The bull was madder than a nest full of hornets and the bull was gaining on the employee at every step. The old farmer called out, "Show him your card, smartass!!"

Farm Giggles
Little boy comes down to breakfast. Since his family lives on a farm, his mother asks if he did his chores. "Not yet," he replies. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. After all the chores are done he goes in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks. "Well, his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk." Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "Are you going to tell him, o

The Farmer
A Nebraska farmer got in his pickup and drove to a neighboring farm and knocked at the farmhouse door. A young boy about 9 opened the door. "Is yer Dad home?" the farmer asked. "No sir, he ain't," the boy replied., "He went into town." "Well", said the farmer, "is yer Mom here?" "No, sir, she ain't here neither. She went into town with Dad." "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?" "He went with Mom and Dad." The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other and mumbling to himself. "Is there anything I can do fer ya?" the boy asked politely. "I knows where all the tools are, if you want to borry one. Or, maybe I could take a message fer Dad." "Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to yer Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Pearly Mae, pregnant." The boy considered for a moment. "You would have to talk to Pa about that," he finally conceded. "If it helps

The Farmer And The Milking Machine
A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. It happened that the equipment arrived when his wife was away. So he decided to test it on himself first. He inserted his penis into the equipment, turned the switch on, and voila, everything else was automatic! He really had a good time as the equipment provided him with as much pleasure as his wife did. However, when the fun was over, he found that he could not take the instrument off. He read the manual, but did not find any useful information. He tried every button on the instrument - some made the equipment squeeze, shake, or suck harder or less - but still he had no success getting out of it. Panicking, he just barely reached the phone and called the supplier's customer service hotline. The farmer: "Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It worked fantastic. But how can I take it off from the cow's udder?" Customer Service: "Don't worry. The machine was programmed to release automatically after collectin

Farmers
There are two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, and they inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull from the stockyard in a far town so that they can breed their own stock. They only have $600 left. Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home." The brunette arrives at the stockyard, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her Sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my Sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck And drive out here so we can haul it home."

Farmers
so farmer john calls the local sheriff and says sheriff you gotta do something about these speeders they are killing my chickens so sheriff syas ok ad gets the towns folk to put up a sign drive slow school crossing well the ext day farmer john calls the sheriff hey man it is not working so the sheriff tried again this time he put out the sign slow down children out to play well the next day farmer john calls the sheriff and says sheriff this is not working either can i build my own sign sheriff says ok so three days later sheriff calls farmer john says how is the sign working he says just fine nobody has killed a chicken in three days so the sheriff thiinks for a bit then the shriff goes and sees this sign thinking it might work in town the sign read nudeist colony slow down and look for chicks

Farm Kid From Iowa (now At San Diego Marine Corps Recruit Training
Dear Ma and Pa, I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled. I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed till nearly 6am but I am getting so I like to sleep late. Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot, and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay. Practically nothing. Men got to shave but it is not so bad, there's warm water. Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc., but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie, and other regular food, but tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit by the two city boys that live on coffee. Their food plus yours holds you until noon when you get fed again. It's no wonder these city boys can't walk much. We go on "route marches," which the platoon ser

Farmer
John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called "pullets", and ten roosters, whose job it was to fertilize the eggs (for you city folks). The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time, so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so John could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells. The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, and a very fine specimen he was, too. But on this particular morning John noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! John went to investigate. The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. But to Farmer John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in hi

Farm Girl Birth Control
There were three gals who were getting married and all met at the marriage counselor's office to discuss the options of having or not having a baby right away. There were two city gals and one farm gal. The counselor asked them if they planned on having a baby right away or were going to wait awhile. They all agreed that they had discussed this with their potential husbands and all agreed to wait awhile. Well, the counselor asked the first gal what type of birth control she planned to use. Her answer was, "The rhythm method." "That will work," said the counselor, "if you keep a good record." He asked the second gal what system she planned on using. "I plan on using birth control pills," she said. Again he said, "Yes that will work as long as you don't forget to take them." He then asked the farm girl what system she was going to use. Her answer was, "The pail and saucer method." After a short delay, he told her that should also work. He asked them all to come back in on

The Farmhand
I rang the C.E.S. and said, “Slap me up an ad I can’t run this farm myself, I need some help real bad! So rustle me up a farmhand, one who’s good at fencin’ Oh, and he must not drink or smoke or swear, I s’pose I’d better mention” Well I waited home all morning, pacing up and down the floor And just as I had given up, a fist rapped on my door I thought, you bloody beauty, they’ve dug me up a bloke But when I threw the door back, well I bloody nearly choked He stood there in a floral shirt, hands upon his hips Permed hair past his collar, and lipstick on his lips He carried a paisley saddle and a little embroidered bag I thought to myself, Oh my gawd, this bloke’s a flamin' f....funny looking farmhand He said, “Hi, my name is Toni, I’ve come here for the job” I stood there flabbergasted, then foolishly opened my gob I said, “Only Poofs and Movie Stars wear earrings in their ear.... And I can’t remember seeing a bloody movie of yours this year!” “Oh, that’s discri

~~~farm Boy~~~
A farm boy accidentally overturned a wagon of corn on the road. A nearby farmer saw the accident and went over to have a look and found the boy trying to right the tipped wagon. "Hey Chris," the farmer said. "Forget your troubles for a spell....its late, come have dinner with us. I'll help you with that wagon after we eat." "That's mighty nice of you, but Pa won't like that," Chris replied. "Aw, come on son. Take a break," the farmer insisted. "Well, okay," the boy finally agreed. "But Pa won't like it." After a hearty meal, Chris thanked the farmer. "I feel a lot better now, but I just know that Pa will be upset." "Nonsense," the farmer said. "Where is your pa anyway?" "Under the wagon."

The Farmer & The Tax Man
A man owned a small farm in Indiana. The Indiana State Wage & Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him. "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," Demanded the agent. " Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board. Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally." "That's the guy I want to talk to - -- the half-wit," says the agent. "That would be me," replied the farmer.

Farmer Vs Lawyer
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Tennessee. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigate responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it." The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here." The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the United States and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own." The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes in Tennessee. We settle small disagreements with the 'Three Kick Rule.'" The lawyer asked, "What is the 'Three Kick Rule'?" The Farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, I get to go first. I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until

Farmer
A Pennsylvania farmer was selling his peaches door to door. He knocked on a door and a shapely 40 something lady dressed in a very sheer negligee answered the door. He raised his basket to show her the peaches and asked, 'Would you like to buy some peaches?' She pulled the top of the negligee to one side and asked, 'Are they as firm as this?' He nodded his head and said, 'Yes ma'am,' and a little tear ran from his eye. Then she pulled the other side of her negligee off asking, 'Are they nice and pink like this?' The farmer said, 'Yes,'and another tear came from the other eye. Then the lady unbuttoned the bottom of her negligee and asked, 'Are they as fuzzy as this?' He again said, 'Yes,' and broke down crying. The lady asked, 'Why on earth are you crying?' Drying his eyes he replied, 'The drought got my corn, the flood got my soy beans, a tornado leveled my barn and now I'm gonna get screwed out of my peaches.'

Farmer!
So here it goes..... there was a farmer who had 3 daughters that where going on their first date all at the same time. The protective farmer decide to show up at the door with a shotgun when the boys arrived to pick his daughters. The fist guy knocks the door, the farmer opens the door and the guy says "Hi I am Joe, I am here for Flo, we are going to see a show, is she ready to go?" and the farmer let her daughter leave with Joe. The next guy knocks the door, the farmer opens the door and the guy said " Hi I am Eddie, I am here for Bettie, we’re gonna eat spaguetti, is she ready?" so the farmer let them leave. The third and final guy shows up and said "Hi I’m Chuck" and the farmer shot him!

Farmer's Breakfast
Ingredients: 4 Potatoes; medium 4 Bacon; strips, cubed 3 Eggs; large 3 tb Milk 1/2 ts Salt 1 c Ham; cooked, small cubes 2 Tomatoes; medium, peeled 1 tb Chives; chopped Preparation: Boil unpeeled potatoes 30 minutes. Rinse under cold water, peel and set aside to cool. Slice potatoes. In a large frypan cook bacon until transperent. Add the potato slices; cook until lightly borwned. Meanwhile blend eggs with milk and salt. Stir in the cubed ham. Cut the tomatoes into thin wedges; add to the egg mixture. Pour the egg mixture over the potatoes in the frypan. Cook until the eggs are set. Sprinkle with chopped chives and serve at once. Serves: 4

A Farmer Had Some Puppies For Sale
A farmer had some puppies he needed to sell. He painted a sign advertising the 4 pups.. And set about nailing it to a post on the edge of his yard. As he was driving the last nail into the post, he felt a tug on his overalls. He looked down into the eyes of little boy. 'Mister,' he said, 'I want to buy one of your puppies.' 'Well,' said the farmer, as he rubbed the sweat off the back of his neck, 'These puppies come from fine parents and cost a good deal of money.' The boy dropped his head for a moment. Then reaching deep into his pocket, he pulled out a handful of change and held it up to the farmer.'I've got thirty-nine cents. Is that enough to take a look?' 'Sure,' said the farmer. And with that he let out a whistle. 'Here, Dolly!' he called. Out from the doghouse and down the ramp ran Dolly followed by four little balls of fur. The little boy pressed his face against the chain link fence. His eyes danced with delight. As the dogs made their way to the fence, the little boy noticed

Farm Porn
Because not all farmers are early to rise, I was still in bed when the mailman slowed to a crunchy stop on the gravel. I heard the electronic whir of his car window, listened as the box opened, scraped shut. And Jeff drove off. “I’ve got mail!” Clad in flip-flops and pajamas, I wandered out to the mailbox and rifled through the pile of mail. Jeff had delivered Ag Pride (“Nebraska Cowboy finds niche as custom hat maker”), the Menards flyer, and The Farmer & Rancher Exchange. The Exchange sounded promising. Does it cater to people wishing to purchase or exchange farmers and ranchers? Sadly, it does not; the publication is geared toward livestock auctions and sales of trucks and farm equipment. And semen. $18-25, depending on volume. The fine print below the bull’s sagging testicles reads, “See the video on our website.” Ok, so maybe it was a good mail day after all.

Farmer's Advice
An Old Farmer's Advice: * Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight And bull-strong. *Keep skunks and bankers at a distance. *Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. * A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deer tractor. * Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled. * Meaness don't jes' happen overnight. * Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads. * Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you. * It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge. * You cannot unsay a cruel word. * Every path has a few puddles. * When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. * The best sermons are lived, not preached. * Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. * Don't judge folks by their relatives. * Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer. * Live a good, honorable life. Then, when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. * Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't bothering you none.

A Farmer In Love
Guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says,"Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache." The wife, laying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says,"If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow." The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous Bitch, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."

Farm Towns
Livein in a small town has its good sides to livin in a big city but one thing is really bad thay rise the gas up higher THATS GREED who loves liveing in small towns im from Colusa Calif its really cool here from Smoken.joe NOR.CAL .PS and stores are higher priced on food and BEER LOL

Farm Kid...lol
When you're from the country you look at things a little differently...... A Missouri farmer got in his pickup and drove to a neighboring farm and knocked at the door. A young boy, about 9, opened the door. "Is your Dad home?" the rancher asked. "No sir, he isn't," the boy replied. "He went into town." "Well," said the rancher, "Is your Mother here?" "No sir, she's not here either. She went into town with Dad." "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?" "No sir, he went with Mom and Dad." The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other and mumbling to himself. "Is there anything I can do for you?" the boy asked politely. "I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one. Or maybe I could take a message for Dad." "Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Suzie, pregnant." The boy considered for a moment. "You would have t

Farmville Cheats
Attracting more than 60 million dedicated gamers worldwide, FarmVille is no doubt the most popular online game at present. As such, many are now searching for FarmVille tips, strategies and secrets. Click here to read more - FarmVille Tips and FarmVille Cheats To become a successful farmer in the Farmville, the most important thing you need is money, and a lot of it. With money, you can even buy yourself a $1 million luxurious FarmVille villa, the icon that marks your dominant status. To achieve that level, it is as good as knowing how to make your money fast. One proven way to make your money fast is by using the soy bean trick. Soy beans yield a huge amount of returns when harvested. Therefore, it is a nonetheless a brilliant move to grow soy beans. After awhile, you will make it pass level 20 and the access to broccoli will be made possible. Broccoli is a very much profitable harvest as compared to soy beans. Therefore, start planting broccoli religiously and your money will add u

Farmville Cheats And Tips
Many gamers are looking for FarmVille cheats in order to dominate this famous online game, and with the right techniques, you can grow your farm very quickly, make money, ribbons and even earn experience points efficiently. Top 9 Tips To Success In Farmville 1. Building Experience Points2. Planting Seeds3. Purchase Buildings4. Offer Help To Your Neighbors5. Control Your Money With Caution6. Do Not Purchase Farmville Cash7. The Raffle8. Forecasting9. Multi-TaskingLearn how to dominate FarmVille in the shortest period of time with some cheats, tips, strategies and secrets. With these, you can start owning a FarmVille Villa and become a rich and power farmer! More at: FarmVille cheats

Farmville Secrets
Exploit how you can play Farmville the smart and efficient way. This way, you will save both time and money. Click here to read more - Farmville Secrets and Farmville Cheats One of the important things to consider every time you plant is the total amount of coins and experience you will receive on harvesting after expenses (i.e. your profit). Many people thing this is very basic arithmetic in calculating how much they will make but in fact is isn't really as simple as it turns out to be. This is where many Farmville players go wrong; many players tend to plant the 4 hour crops such as blueberry rather than the two hour crop raspberry simply because 1 gives experience and one doesn't. This makes the player think that raspberry is purely for gold purposes and not for leveling up at all. This shouldn’t be the wat. Always remember that when you are planting a crop with shorter duration you can also be doing it with more times, which costs 15 coins and nets you 1 experience each tim

Farmville Message To Neighbors And Friends.....1
FarmVille Message to Neighbors and Friends.....1 Please put this as your status if you know someone who is a FarmVille addict as we are trying to raise awareness. FV addiction affects the lives of many. There is still no known cure for FV addiction, but you can raise awareness. 93% won't copy and paste this because they are too busy playing FV. Now excuse me, I need to go feed your chickens and fertilize your crop too, since I am your friendly neighborhood friend. Dag it all....the horse are running lose, the cows are eating my crops...dag it the goats are chasing the goose and ducks around the pig pen. Would you know it....I just don't have time to gather up the fruit trees, and the old man is howling at me....that he has fallen into the well....guess what...got no time to him the old man of the well because I have so much to do on my farm....Dag...reminds me....I have to buy a bigger farm. Yet I am always willing to drink some moonshine a few friends, who drop by and hide in the

Farmville Message To Neighbors And Friends....2
FarmVille Message to Neighbors and Friends....2 Just another day, oh well. Let me say….I left the old man crying the blues in the well. I just never got around to getting out. I went the shelter and adopt two little calves. I came back to my farm…not his. I sit down on the bench drinking my home made moonshine staring up at the stars while the two little calves roam about my farm. I still trying to figure where I buried one dag jar with 50,000.00 in so I can enlarge my farm, but I guess by drinking so much I fell asleep. I woke to calves licking my face, the animals screaming for the site of me laughing at what the two little new beasts on my farm were doing to me. Oh well….I got up.I feed the animals. Pick some of my crop. I still have to plant more, but that can wait for another day. I can hear him sobbing down in the wall, as I fetch watch for my two calves. I still don’t have the heart to help out of the well. I feel it’s his own dag fault he

Farmville Message To Neighbors And Friends….3
FarmVille message to Neighbors and Friends….3 Well Neighbors and Friends, I woke this morning with happy thoughts, but I no longer heard the old man screaming for me to help him, so I rose and went over to the well, I never bother to really look down into it. Then I decided I need to feed the animals and have some coffee. I would check on the old man later. I have some good news and bad news, but with each day, there is always something good and bad. I got two brown chicken and outhouse. Boy having an outhouse save me from a lot of mess to clean up. I found my one jar of money, where I brought more land to make my farm larger….now I have to search for more jars to do it again. Oh yeah….well the bad is… I am sorry to tell the sad news to my friends and neighbors, but today…oh thank god. I am free from his hold upon my life and farm. I guess…I am bad. The old man in the well…..well he died. Was bad of me to leave him down there naked a

Farmville Message To Neighbors And Friends…..4
FarmVille message to Neighbors and Friends…..4 Last night…..well I got to say I found this young and sweet hot stud muffin at the local bar….he was shaking his fine ass about the dance, so I thought I would just go over and see what was up. He was up. He was looking for some action. I was hornier than a horny toad, so we dance and drank. Well his lips touch mine…..lets just the world around me rock and rolled; I could hear Satan cheerleaders cheering us to go for the touchdown, so I paused for the cause. Yeah….ladies I went to the bathroom, but not alone, if you get what I mean. I just had to taste him first to see he was good enough to take home to devour in all ways. Well…. Ladies….if you ever thought how a horse was blessed with cock….he was hung in there with our stud horses on the farms. He smiled at me. I smiled back. Oh well, I taste him like he was wine ready to uncork. I blew him

The Farmer And His Problem
THIS IS WHY WE LOVE OLD PEOPLE A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.On the way home he stopped at the hardware Store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem - how to carry his entire purchases home.While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked, 'Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane ?'The farmer said, 'Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to that house I would walk

Farm Stand By Lizz Tayler
I think it was something about the way she looked when she drove her truck.I'm not going to lie and say that it wasn't also her strong shoulders, the way she exuded confidence or the way she made butterflies flutter in my stomach at the mere mention of her name, but it was definitely the sexy way she looked when she drove her truck that first made me look twice.Working at a farm stand isn't perk-free. You get to be outside for most of the day, there's no greasy fast food smell hanging on your skin that's pretty much a given if you work at a fast food chain like my best friend, Toni, or whiny kids and even whinier parents you find at the local pool where my other best friend, Chris, works. Sure, sometimes you get uppity yuppies rolling in from the suburbs who want to impress you with their knowledge of pesticides and "country living" but for the most part, you see the same faces week to week and mostly, they're happy to see you and whatever's been hauled into the stand.Hauling isn't rea

Far Out Friends
Well in the Christmas spirit I thought I'd pimp some of my friends out on my own Disco Sleigh. These are some GROOVY friends so please go show them some Fu-Love! REDHAWK@ fubar BooBoo@ fubar BrattyBytch@ fubar HELLCAT O'NINE TALES@ fubar LSD's SHELL ~~I LUV MY A&A's~FU-ENGAGED 2 ANDREA~~CLUB F.A.R.~~@ fubar Kyz@ fubar Vicky a.k.a. Pooh@ fubar MishNumber1 W.I.S.E U.K Friends Owner S*U*P, Club FAR & The Sisterhood Memberbr @ fubar LilBamaGirl WRR and Rebbi'z Rambunctious Noize Fan ~Shadow Leveler@ fubar Princess Wife to DrUnKeN

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Well in the Christmas spirit I thought I'd pimp some of my friends out on my own Disco Sleigh. These are some GROOVY friends so please go show them some Fu-Love! REDHAWK@ fubar BooBoo@ fubar BrattyBytch@ fubar HELLCAT O'NINE TALES@ fubar LSD's SHELL ~~I LUV MY A&A's~FU-ENGAGED 2 ANDREA~~CLUB F.A.R.~~@ fubar Kyz@ fubar Vicky a.k.a. Pooh@ fubar MishNumber1 W.I.S.E U.K Friends Owner S*U*P, Club FAR & The Sisterhood Memberbr @ fubar LilBamaGirl WRR and Rebbi'z Rambunctious Noize Fan ~Shadow Leveler@ fubar Princess Wife to DrUnKeN

Farrah Fawcett In Hospitalized Critical Condition
After a three-year battle with anal cancer, Farrah Fawcettis reportedly in critical condition in an LA hospital. Radar Online reports Ryan O'Neal and son Redmond have gathered to be by her side while she remains unconscious. Our prayers are with our favorite Charlie's Angel.

Farrah Fawcett
(CNN) -- Farrah Fawcett, the blonde-maned actress whose best-selling poster and "Charlie's Angels" stardom made her one of the most famous faces in the world, has died. She was 62. Fawcett, who checked into a Los Angeles, California, hospital in early April, had been battling anal cancer on and off for three years. Ryan O'Neal, Fawcett's romantic partner since the mid-1980s, recently told People magazine that the sex symbol was declining. "She stays in bed now. The doctors see that she is comfortable. Farrah is on IVs, but some of that is for nourishment. The treatment has pretty much ended," he said in a story posted May 7. Fawcett's cancer journey has been documented in a television special partly shot by the actress. Fawcett began shooting "Farrah's Story," by taking a camera to a doctor's appointment. Eventually, the film expanded to include trips overseas in hopes of treating the cancer. The documentary aired on NBC on May 15. Fawcett's beauty -- her gleaming smile was pri

Farrah Fawcet Dead At 62 ...
Farrah Fawcett News Birthplace: Corpus Christi, Texas Birthday: February 2, 1947 'Charlie's Angel' Farrah Fawcett dies at 62 By BOB THOMAS, Associated Press Writer 1 hour and 21 minutes ago Farrah Fawcett, the "Charlie's Angels" star whose feathered blond hair and dazzling smile made her one of the biggest sex symbols of the 1970s, died Thursday after battling cancer. She was 62. The pop icon, who in the 1980s set aside the fantasy girl image to tackle serious roles, died shortly before 9:30 a.m. in a Santa Monica hospital, spokesman Paul Bloch said. Ryan O'Neal, the longtime companion who had reunited with Fawcett as she fought anal cancer, was at her side, along with close friend Alana Stewart, Bloch said. Email This Story IM This Story Print This Story "After a long and brave battle with cancer, our beloved Farrah has passed away," O'Neal said. "Although this is an extremely difficult time for her family and friends, we take comfort in the beautiful times t

Farrah Fawcett
'Charlie's Angel' Farrah Fawcett dies at 62LOS ANGELES – Farrah Fawcett, the "Charlie's Angels" star whose feathered blond hair and dazzling smile made her one of the biggest sex symbols of the 1970s, died Thursday after battling cancer. She was 62.The pop icon, who in the 1980s set aside the fantasy girl image to tackle serious roles, died shortly before 9:30 a.m. in a Santa Monica hospital, spokesman Paul Bloch said.Ryan O'Neal, the longtime companion who had reunited with Fawcett as she fought anal cancer, was at her side, along with close friend Alana Stewart, Bloch said."After a long and brave battle with cancer, our beloved Farrah has passed away," O'Neal said. "Although this is an extremely difficult time for her family and friends, we take comfort in the beautiful times that we shared with Farrah over the years and the knowledge that her life brought joy to so many people around the world."Said Stewart: "There are no words to express the deep sense of loss that I feel. Fo

Farrah Fawcett
AFTER SEEING YOUR BEAUTY DISPLAYED UPON THE NEWS AND SEEING THE PAIN YOU SUFFERED FROM CANCER'S ABUSE WE PRAYED FOR YOU ALL THROUGH THE DAY AND NIGHT KNOWING YOUR HEART, YOU FOUGHT A VALIANT FIGHT BUT NO MATTER WHAT WE DID OR WHAT WE SAID YOUR PAGES WERE BEAUTIFULLY WRITTEN AND SWEETLY READ AS YOU LAID DOWN AND BREATHED YOUR LAST BREATHE JUST THINK NOW YOUR ARE BEYOND PAIN AND DEATH THE ANGELS CAME DOWN TO YOU AND TOOK YOU AWAY AS ENTERED HEAVEN WHILE MUSIC OF LOVE QUIETLY PLAYED YOU AND THE ANGELS DANCED AND PLAYED IN THE AIR BECAUSE THOSE YOU LEFT BEHIND LOVED THE WAY YOU SHARED YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL IN THE END JUST LIKE FROM THE START NOW MAY YOU REST IN PEACE AND GUARD OVER OUR HEARTS ALOHA FARRAH, TELL MY BROTHER I LOVE HIM, MISS HIM, AND I'LL SEE HIM SOON, MAHALO.

Farrah Fawcett Dies
Farrah Fawcett Dies Posted Jun 25th 2009 1:40PM by TMZ Staff We've learned Farrah Fawcett died at 9:28 AM today. Ryan O'Neal and Alana Stewart were at her bedside. She was 62.She died at St. John's hospital in Santa Monica in the ICU. Also present -- Farrah's longtime friend and hairdresser, Mila Murphy, and Dr. Piero, who has been caring for her.Farrah's only child, Redmond, was not present. He's currently in jail. A petition will have to be filed for Redmond to be able to attend the funeral -- as of now, this hasn't happened.The "Charlie's Angels" star was diagnosed with anal cancer back in 2006.UPDATE: We've learned Ryan and Farrah did not marry during her final days. Alana Stewart, who has known Farrah for 30 years, said "she will always be there as that angel on the shoulder of everyone who loved her."Ryan O'Neal just released the following: "After a long and brave battle with cancer, our beloved Farrah has passed away. Although this is an extremely difficult time for her famil

Farrah Fawcett
Farrah Fawcett, a three-time Emmy-nominated actress, sex symbol, and star of perhaps the most famous poster of all time, has died. She was 62. (cancer) RIP at leaste i feel bad that shes not broadcasted all b/c of M. Jacksons death Why no one seems to talk about Farrah is beyond me everyone is so cought up in Jackson :: really is it that big a deal he died

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Farscapecat
Come one, come all to the salute Happy Country Girl's comment contest! I'm asking all my friends to please come by and leave a comment or two if you can, and if you could, please leave a rate as there is a contest for rates too! Luv you all and thanks! (repost of original by 'farscapecat~Shadow Leveler~Fu-Owned by Gary and Kat and fu-owner of Mr.Mostunderrated, yeahmon, Boo' on '2008-06-17 06:18:34')

F/a/r Stephanie Lynn!!!
TO ALL OF YOU TALKING ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK - I WANNA SAY THANK YOU! Now, keep it going OK? Because I can NEVER have too many friends… AND I’LL GIVE YOU STUFF!! You get your friends to be MY friend RATE... FAN... ADD... And You Get Great Prizes!!! 5 Fan Rate Adds = 1 fuBling GIFT OR $25,000 Fu-Bucks 15 Fan Rate Adds = 1-day Blast OR $50,000 Fu-bucks 25 Fan Rate Adds = 3 DAY BLAST!!!! OR a Bling Pack ($11.99 value) OR $100,000 Fu-bucks 50 Fan Rate Adds = 7 DAY BLAST!!!! OR 25-credit bling pack OR $250,000 Fu-bucks 100 Fan Rate Adds = 30 DAY BLAST!!!! OR 70-credit bling pack OR $500,000 Fu-bucks 150 Fan Rate Adds = A HAPPY HOUR!!!! OR 150-credit bling pack OR $1 Million Fu-bucks PLEASE MAKE SURE THAT YOUR FRIENDS KNOW TO SAY THAT YOU SENT THEM IN THEIR FRIENDS REQUEST!!! FOR EXAMPLE... “Jane Doe 2112 sent me to Rate/Fan/Add you.” Now For The Rules!! And these are important! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Farscapecat Has Auto-11's Activated
I do a lot of Pimp outs and Bullys for my friends and mostly anyone that needs one done. But never have have I did one for my wife. Its time for a change I think. This one is for her!!! If you don't know you should!! She is getting close to Disciple and has just activated her Auto 11's to help her get there. So if I may ask lets go spank her good and help her get to her goal. Go rate/add/ fan her and spank her real good. Let me introduce all of you to my lovely wife whom I adore. ~Farscapecat~Shadow Leveler~Yeahmon's Angels!~R/L wife of Passionman71& permanently owned by Kat@ fubar This brought to you me Shadow Leveler Team Leader~Passionman71~Proudly owned by ~Bebes~@ fubar (repost of original by 'Shadow Leveler Team Leader~Passionman71~Proudly owned by ~Bebes~' on '2008-11-15 19:56:44')