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Dart Test...
THIS IS A POWERFUL MESSAGE. PLEASE READ ALL OF IT. I AM PASSING IT ON BECAUSE I AM CERTAINLY NOT ASHAMED TO DO SO. In light of the many jokes we send to one another for a laugh, this is a little different: This is not intended to be a joke, it's not funny, it's intended to get you thinking.............. Dart Test... A young lady named Sally , relates an experience she had in a seminary class, given by her teacher, Dr. Smith. She says that Dr. Smith was known for his elaborate object lessons. One particular day, Sally walked into the seminary and knew they were in for a fun day. On the wall was a big target and on a nearby table were many darts. Dr. Smith told the students to draw a picture of someone that they disliked or someone who had made them angry , and he would allow them to throw darts at the person's picture. Sally' s friend drew a picture of who had stolen her boyfriend . Another friend drew a picture of his little brother. Sally drew a picture of a fo

Dart Test
Dart Test.. THIS IS A POWERFUL MESSAGE. PLEASE READ ALL OF IT.......... I AM PASSING IT ON BECAUSE I AM CERTAINLY NOT ASHAMED TO DO SO. In light of the many jokes we send to one another for a laugh, this is a little different: This is not intended to be a joke, it's not funny, it's intended to get you thinking...................... Dart Test... A young lady named Sally, relates an experience she had in a seminary class, given by her teacher, Dr. Smith . She says that Dr. Smith was known for his elaborate object lessons. One particular day, Sally walked into the seminary and knew they were in for a fun day. On the wall was a big target and on a nearby table were many darts. Dr. Smith told the students to draw a picture of someone that they disliked or someone who had made them angry , and he would allow them to throw darts at the person's picture. Sally's friend drew a picture of who had stolen her boyfriend. Another friend drew a picture of his littl

Darth In The News...and May Is Here
Good Morning… once again a news headline gets my attention. Although it comes from across the large pond it is still funny to see grown people losing themselves into a character and getting arrested for it. A man posing as Darth Vader attacked a Star Wars fan who had founded a Jedi Church, a court has heard. Arwel Wynne Hughes, 27, from Holyhead, Anglesey, admitted assaulting Barney Jones and Cousin Michael with a metal crutch. They suffered minor injuries. Hughes, who was drunk and dressed in a black bin bag, shouted "Darth Vader!" My first thought was, where Luke Skywalker and the rest of the Rebel Force at? How about sending in Batman or Superman to unmask the Imperial Lord… Wow…way too much drama for one morning note. I see Ms. Hilary was just across the state line in Indiana yesterday and holey smokes Batman… I just find it hard to get out of Character like Arwel did… no worries,… Anyway she Ms. Hilary was campaigning in South Bend and stopped for gas at which time I solut

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Darts
"Smoke Gets in Your Eyes" Tournament by Loretta Osgood 8/95 - Houston, Texas USA There were about 45 people gathered for the weekly Sunday afternoon BDD at Sherlock's Baker Street Pub, an establishment located in a 2-story shopping center with the upstairs dart room opening onto a balcony. Just before the draw was made a strange smell was noticed. Laughs all around about someone having thrown a "funny" cigarette in the waste basket. But the smell got stronger. "It's OK folks, said the barmaid, "I think there was a paper towel burning in the trash can." But the smell got stronger...and the room got smoky. Really smoky, with solid curls of smoke obscuring the boards. Everyone started going out on the balcony between rounds for fresh air. Then sirens connected to great big red trucks sounded in the parking lot below. Then a man (I think it was a man, you couldn't really tell, what with the big yellow coat and oxygen mask he was wearing) comes running through the bar and is startle

Darth Vader
SETAUKET, N.Y. – A man donning a Darth Vader mask at a New York bank has entered the dark side. Police say the man entered a Chase bank branch on Long Island on Thursday, displayed a gun and demanded money. A surveillance camera caught the “Star Wars” character wearing a blue cape and camouflage pants. The bandit escaped from the Setauket bank with an undetermined amount of cash. The robbery comes about a week after another bank robber, dubbed the “bouquet bandit,” held up a Manhattan bank. Authorities say Edward Pemberton used a flower bouquet to conceal a note demanding cash during a $440 bank heist July 15. They say he used a potted plant as a similar prop in a holdup at another bank earlier this month. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Da Rules
So ive noticed that cherry tap has changed a hell of a lot. The rules change faster than im sure most of us noticed. You have to do a salute when u level to 10 n pay 10 cherry bucks to repost a bulletin. Lol im so sure there are like people totally flippin out about all that stuff but i guess its to be expected eh?

Darwin Awards
2005 DARWIN AWARDS FOR REAL - AMAZING!!!! Yes, it's that magical time of the year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us. Here then, are the glorious winners. 1. When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked..... And now, the honorable mentions: 2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting machine and, after a little hopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved. 3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his Vehicle to find a woman had taken he space. Understan

Darwin Awards
Good for a laugh. 1. When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked..... 2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting machine and, after a little hopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved. 3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her. 4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit h

Darwin Awards
The Darwin Awards are an annual honor given to the person who did the gene pool the biggest service by killing himself or herself in the most extraordinarily stupid way. Last year's winner was the fellow who was killed by a Coke machine which toppled over on top of him as he was attempting to tip a free soda out of it. And the nominees this year, in reverse order, are: 7. A young Canadian man, searching for a way of getting drunk cheaply because he had no money with which to buy alcohol, mixed gasoline with milk. Not surprisingly, this concoction made him ill, and he vomited into the fireplace in his house. The resulting explosion and fire burned his house down, killing both him and his sister. 6. A 34-year-old white male found dead in the basement of his home died of suffocation, according to police. He was approximately 6' 2" tall and weighed 225 pounds. He was wearing a pleated skirt, white bra, black and white saddle shoes, and a woman's wig. It appeared he w

Darwin Awards
NOMINEE No.1: [San Jose Mercury News] An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break a former girlfriend's windshield, accidentally shot himself to death when the gun discharged, blowing a hole in his gut. NOMINEE No.2 [Kalamazoo Gazette] James Burns, 34, of Alamo,Mich., was killed in March as he was trying to repair what. police described as a "farm-type truck." Burns got a friend to drive the truck on a highway while Bums hung underneath so that he could asthe source of a troubling noise. Burns' clothes caught on something, however, and the other man found Burns "wrapped in the drive shaft." NOMINEE No.3 [Hickory Daily Record] Ken Charles Barger, 47, accidentally shot himself to death in December in Newton, N.C., when, awakening to the sound of a ringing telephone beside his bed, he reached for the phone but grabbed instead a Smith & Wesson. 38 Special, which discharged when he drew it to his ear. NOMINEE No.4 [UIPI, Toronto] Police said a lawyer demonstrating

The Darwin Awards
I personally don't believe these are true, but they are funny as shit. The supposed "winner" at the end, was the same dude who "won" like 6 or 8 years ago, b/c I've read that one long time ago. . .SOOOOOO. . if you BELIEVE these, you may be a Darwin candidate yourself!! The Darwin Awards are out, the annual honor given to the persons who did the gene pool the biggest service by killing themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way. Last year's winner was the fellow who was killed by a Coke machine which toppled over on top of him as he was attempting to tip a free soda out. This year's winner was a real rocket scientist... Remember that each and every one of these is a TRUE STORY. Semifinalist #1 A young Canadian man, searching for a way of getting drunk cheaply, because he had no money with which to buy alcohol, mixed gasoline with milk. Not surprisingly, this concoction made him ill, and he vomited into the fireplace in his house. This resulting explosion and fir

Darwin Awards
Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us. Here then, are the glorious winners: 1. When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked..... And now, the honorable mentions: 2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat-cutting machine and, after a little shopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved. 3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her. 4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimb

2006 Darwin Awards .. We Evolve ???
Subject: Darwin Awards THERE ARE SOME IDIOTS OUT THERE! You all know about the Darwin Awards. It's an annual honor given to the person who improved the "gene pool" the most by killing themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way. As always, competition this year has been keen. The candidates this year are: In Detroit , a 41-yr-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing his head through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys. A 49-yr-old San Francisco stockbroker who "totally zoned when he ran," and accidentally jogged off a 100-foot-high cliff on his daily run. Buxton , NC : A man died on a beach when an 8-foot-deep hole he had dug into the sand caved in as he sat inside it. Beach-goers said Daniel Jones, 21, dug the hole for fun, or protection from the wind, and had been sitting in a beach chair at the bottom Thursday afternoon when it collapsed, burying him beneath 5 feet of sand. Peopl

Darwin Awards !! (priceless!!)
Subject: Darwin awards, the last one is UN~REAL! It's that time again... The Darwin Awards are finally out, the annual honor given to the persons who did the gene pool the biggest service by killing themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way. Last year's winner was the fellow who was killed by a Coke machine which toppled over on top of himas he was attempting to tip a free soda out. This year's winner was a real rocket scientist. HONEST! Read on...And remember that each and every one of these is a TRUE STORY. And the nominees were: *Semifinalist #1* A young Canadian man, searching for a way of getting drunk cheaply, because he had no money with which to buy alcohol, mixed gasoline with milk. Not surprisingly, this concoction made him ill, and he vomited into the fireplace in his house. This resulting explosion and fire burned his house down, killing both him and his sister. *Semifinalist #2* Three Brazilian men were flying in a light aircraft at low a

Darwin Awards
Got this from a bulletin. Funny!!! It's that time again... The Darwin Awards are finally out, the annual honor given to the persons who did the gene pool the biggest service by killing themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way. Last year's winner was the fellow who was killed by a Coke machine which toppled over on top of him as he was attempting to tip a free soda out. This year's winner was a real rocket scientist... HONEST! Read on...And remember that each and every one of these is a TRUE STORY. >> >> And the nominees were: >> >> Semifinalist #1 >> A young Canadian man, searching for a way of getting drunk cheaply, because he had no money with which to buy alcohol, mixed gasoline with milk. Not surprisingly, this concoction made him ill, and he vomited into the fireplace in his house. This resulting expl osion and fire burned his house down, killing both him and his sister. >> >> Semifinalist #2 >> Three Brazilian men were flying in a light aircraft at low al

Darwin Awards
Darwin Awards You all know about the Darwin Awards. It's an annual honor given to the person who improved the "gene pool" the most by killing themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way. As always, competition this year has been keen. The candidates this year are: In Detroit , a 41-yr-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys. A 49-yr-old San Francisco stockbroker, who totally zoned when he ran, accidentally jogged off a 100-foot-high cliff on his daily run. Buxton, NC: A man died on a beach when an 8-foot-deep hole he had dug into the sand caved in as he sat inside it. Beach-goers said Daniel Jones, 21, dug the hole for fun, or protection from the wind, and had been sitting in a beach chair at the bottom Thursday afternoon when it collapsed, burying him beneath 5 feet of sand. People on the beach, on the outer banks, used their hand and shovels, trying to claw their w

2006 Darwin Awards
Yes, it's again that magical time of the year when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us. Here is the glorious Winner: 1. When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach , California , would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked. And now, the Honorable Mentions: 2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat-cutting machine and submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a finger. The chef's claim was app

Darwin Awards
The 2007 Darwin Awards, and I bet the men squirm when reading the winner ! Yes - They are finally out again, and I find them difficult to believe but apparently they can all be verified! In case you don't know the Darwin Awards are an annual honour given to the person who did the gene pool the biggest service by killing themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way. Last year's winner was the fellow who was killed by a Coke machine which toppled over on top of him as he was attempting to tip a free soda out of it. And the nominees this year, in reverse order, are: .......... 7. A young Canadian man, searching for a way of getting drunk cheaply because he had no money with which to buy alcohol, mixed gasoline with milk. Not surprisingly, this concoction made him ill, and he vomited into the fireplace in his house. The resulting explosion and fire burned his house down, killing both him and his sister. 6. A 34-year-old white male found dead in the basement

Darwin Award: Power Of Satan
(Originally posted on November 7, 2006)Today it was kind of funny. I changed my 2002 Darwin Awards Page-A-Day calendar (I haven't had a desk job before last year since the end of 2001), and came to the following title: Power of Satan.I went to the website to find the same story on the calendar. A link can be found here.tag: Darwin Awards, Satan, funny, calendar-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!

Darwin Awards 2007
Yes, it's again that magical time of the year when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honouring the least evolved among us. Here is the glorious Winner: 1. When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked. And now, the Honourable Mentions: 2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat-cutting machine and submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved. 3. A man who shovelled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her. 4. After stopping for drinks

The 2007 Darwin Awards
In case you don't know the Darwin Awards are an annual honor given to the person who did the gene pool the biggest service by killing themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way. Last year's winner was the fellow who was killed by a Coke machine which toppled over on top of him as he was attempting to tip a free soda out of it. And the nominees this year, in reverse order, are: .......... 7. A young Canadian man, searching for a way of getting drunk cheaply because he had no money with which to buy alcohol, mixed gasoline with milk. Not surprisingly, this concoction made him ill, and he vomited into the fireplace in his house. The resulting explosion and fire burned his house down, killing both him and his sister. 6. A 34-year-old white male found dead in the basement of his home dead of suffocation, according to police. He was approximately 6' 2" tall and weighed 225 pounds. He was wearing a pleated skirt, white bra, black and white saddle shoes, and a woman's wig. I

Darwin Award Winners For 2006 (a Must Read For A Good Laugh)
Idiot # 1 I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down, and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into the Emergency room right away. Idiot # 2 Seems that a year ago, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home. When they took it for a float on the river, a Coast Guard helicopter coming towards them surprised them. It turned out that the chopper was homing in on the emergency locator beacon that activated when the raft was inflated. They are no longer employed

Darwin And The Performance Review
These are some things that were written on actual employee performance reviews. I may have even had a few of these people working for me at one time or another. It never ceases to amaze me the employees that I have inherited over the years. Hell, I wish I had written a few of these. Performance Reviews: "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig." "This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely won't be." "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap." "When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet." "He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle." "This young lady has delusions of adequacy." "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them." "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot." "This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better." "Got a full 6-pack, but lack

2007 Darwin Awards
Yes - They are finally out again, and I find them difficult to believe but apparently they can all be verified! In case you don't know the Darwin Awards are an annual honour given to the person who did the gene pool the biggest service by killing themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way. Last year's winner was the fellow who was killed by a Coke machine which toppled over on top of him as he was attempting to tip a free soda out of it. And the nominees this year, in reverse order, are: .......... 7. A young Canadian man, searching for a way of getting drunk cheaply because he had no money with which to buy alcohol, mixed gasoline with milk. Not surprisingly, this concoction made him ill, and he vomited into the fireplace in his house. The resulting explosion and fire burned his house down, killing both him and his sister. 6. A 34-year-old white male found dead in the basement of his home of suffocation, according to police. He was approximately 6'

Darwin Awards
Yes, it's that magical time of the year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us. Here then, are the glorious winners. Darwin Award Winners: 1. When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked. . . . And now, the honorable mentions: 2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat-cutting machine and, after a little hopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved. 3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he s

Darwin Awards 2007
Yes, it's that magical time of the year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us. Here then, are the glorious winners. Darwin Award Winners: 1. When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked. . . . And now, the honorable mentions: 2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat-cutting machine and, after a little hopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved. 3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her

Darwin 1
(26 August 2006, Glenfield, Leicester, England) Despite months of investigation, Darren's death remained somewhat of a mystery. The 33-year-old was found in the hallway of his wife's house, bleeding from stab wounds to his chest. The wounds proved fatal despite the best efforts of paramedics and doctors. No one witnessed the events which lead to his death; however, eventually enough evidence surfaced to stake a claim to his place among the winners of the Darwin Award. Police initially assumed that an unknown assailant had attacked Darren. However, they could find no supporting evidence. An inquest held nearly a year after Darren's death revealed some salient details about his final minutes. A friend told police Darren had called and arranged to visit him. Three minutes later, Darren phoned again to ask for an ambulance. The friend summoned the ambulance, and rushed to Darren's house. The front door was ajar, and Darren was lying on the floor. A bloodstained lock-knife was f

Darwin Award Nominees
Darwin Award Nominees The Darwins are awarded every year to the persons who died in the most stupid manner, thereby removing themselves from the gene pool. This years nominees are: Nominee No. 1: [San Jose Mercury News]: An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break a former girlfriend's windshield, accidentally shot himself to death when the gun discharged, blowing a hole in his gut. Nominee No. 2: [Kalamazoo Gazette]: James Burns, 34, (a mechanic) of Alamo, MI, was killed in March as he was trying to repair what police describe as a "farm-type truck." Burns got a friend to drive the truck on a highway while Burns hung underneath so that he could ascertain the source of a troubling noise. Burns clothes caught on something, however, and the other man found Burns "wrapped in the drive shaft". Nominee No. 3: [Hickory Daily Record]: Ken Charles Barger, 47, accidentally shot himself to death in December in Newton, NC. Awakening to the sound of a ringing te

Darwin Award Candidate Taser
Someone sent me this one today and I found it funny in a sick way. Not really a candidate though since he didn't really die in the act. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this : Last weekend at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Toni. What I came across was a 100,000-volt pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on an assailant. The idea is to allow my wife -- who would never consider a gun -----adequate time to retreat to safety. -----------WAY TOO COOL!! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded in two triple-a batteries and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. But then I read (yes, 'read') that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs and I'd kno

2003 Darwin Award Nominee
2003 Darwin Award Nominee Confirmed True by Darwin From Randy Cassingham's book, The Stella Awards. (2003, California) John, a Los Angeles real estate attorney, was skimming leaves from his pool when he noticed a palm frond caught in the power lines. His education had equipped him with sufficient acumen to become a successful litigator. Yet he was not shrewd enough to avoid becoming a toasty critter, when he reached up with the long metal pole and poked at the palm frond. John was, for once, the path of least resistance. Perhaps as an homage to his litigation skills, his family sued both the utility company and the pool supply store, for failure to disclose the danger of poking a metal rod into the power lines.

Darwin's Plantation?
15 Biological arguments for racism may have been common before 1859, but they increased by orders of magnitude following the acceptance of evolutionary theory. — Stephen Jay Gould, a leading evolutionist (Ontogeny and Phylogeny, 1977) He crouched in the corner of the cage. With his head between his knees and his arms pulling his legs tightly to his chest, he shielded himself as best he could from the crowd. The iron bars around him offered a certain level of physical protection from the mob that swirled around him — but they did nothing to protect him from the stares, from the laughter, from the jeers that rained down upon him day after day after day. Coins and stones pelted his flesh, the crowd hoping to instigate some sort of reaction. His infrequent backlashes of anger only incited them further. Chapter 1 Darwin’s Plantation Ken Ham 16 5 DARWIN’S PLANTATION Thousands of miles from his home and the graves of his slaughtered ancestors, he dreamed of the days wh

Darwin Awards 2008
...You've been waiting for them with bated breath, so without further ado here are the 2008 Darwin awards. Eighth Place In Detroit , a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys. Seventh Place A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker, who 'totally zoned when he ran,' accidentally, jogged off a 100-foot high cliff on his daily run. Sixth Place While at the beach, Daniel Jones, 21, dug an 8 foot hole for protection from the wind and had been sitting in a beach chair at the bottom! When it t collapsed, burying him beneath 5 feet of sand. People on the beach used their hands and shovels trying to get him out but could not reach him. It took rescue workers using heavy equipment almost an hour to free him. Jones was pronounced dead at a hospital. Fifth Place Santiago Alvarado, 24, was killed as he fell through the ceiling of a bicycle shop he was burglarizing. Death was cau

The Darwin's
THE DARWIN AWARDS If you are unfamiliar with the Darwin Awards you can go here and spend some fruitful time learning the many ways that humans have of removing themselves from the gene pool. www.darwinawards.com Here is an example: Oil Tank Trampoline 2007 Darwin Award Nominee Confirmed True by Darwin (24 June 2007, Colorado) If you get "Footloose" and cut the rug on an oil tank, be careful not to light a cigarette or bong of weed, else you may soon be climbing the proverbial "Stairway to Heaven". After smoking marijuana and liquoring themselves up at a popular party spot in Routt National Forest, the teens decided that it would be fun to leap and cavort upon a mostly-empty oil tank. Mostly empty... "There were several ignitions sources," according to the sheriff. Teenagers were smoking, and there was a bonfire nearby. The energetic gyrations of the dancers caused fumes to leak from the relief valve, and an ignition source sparked a "flashdance" as the crude oil s

2007 Darwin Awards
THINNING THE HERD 2007... Eighth Place:In Detroit, a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate while trying to retrieve his car keys. Seventh Place:A 49-year-old San Francisco stock broker -- who often bragged he was 'totally-zoned when he ran' -- accidentally jogged off a 100-foot high cliff on his daily workout. Sixth Place:While at the beach, Daniel Jones, 21, dug an 8-foot hole for protection from the wind and had been sitting in a beach chair at the bottom when it collapsed, burying him beneath 5 feet of sand. People on the beach used their hands and shovels trying to get him out but could not reach him. It took rescue workers using heavy equipment almost an hour to free him. Jones was pronounced dead at a local hospital. Fifth Place:Santiago Alvarado, 24, was killed as he fell through the ceiling of a bicycle shop he was burglarizing. Death was caused when the long flashlight he had placed

Darwin
I'm looking at mydeathspace.com, and it just boggles my mind how many total pieces of shit die every day. There are some individuals that seemingly have 5 brain cells, and I feel bad for saying this, but its just Darwin theory in practice. Weed off the "weak" ones before they spread their seed. (Unfortunately most already did)

2008 Darwin Awards
THE 2008 DARWIN AWARDS It's that time again... The Darwin Awards are finally out, the annual honor given to the persons who did the gene pool the biggest service by killing themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way. Last year's winner was the fellow who was killed by a Coke machine which toppled over on to p of him as he was attempting to tip a free soda out. This year's winner was a real rocket scientist. Really. And remember that each and every one of these is a TRUE STORY. And the nominees were: Semifinalist #1 A young Canadian man, searching for a way of getting drunk cheaply, because he had no money with which to buy alcohol, mixed gasoline with milk. Not surprisingly, this concoction made him ill, and he vomited into the fireplace in his house. This resulting explosion and fire burned his house down, killing both him and his sister. Semifinalist #2 Three Brazilian men were flying in a light aircraft at low altitude when another plane approache

Darwin?
Jean de Baptiste Lamarck formulated a hypthosesis that greatly influenced Darwin's theory of evolution, a theory that is widely accepted among today's biological community, including myself. Lamarck's theory includes the idea that forces which cause the evolution of a species include when an organism does not use an organ, the organ will shrivel and offspring will likely be affected by this. Basically speaking, that the experience a parent has can affect it's offsprings genetic makeup. It also included bone shaping from stress and disfigurement that comes with age; durability. Recent scientific experiments, that have been reproduced by different groups, and are now accepted as having significant results, shows that a certain type of flea clearly and abruptly displays this type of genetic inheritance. The flea, when living it's life in a controlled environment with no predators existing, is born with a round, smoothe shaped head. When it reproduces it's offspring develop the sam

Darwin
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The Darwin Awards
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Darwin Won
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2009 Darwin Awards
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Das Beste
I found a treasure With your name on it. So wonderful and value And with no money of this world to pay. You fall asleep next to me, I could look at you the whole night. Watch how you sleep, Hear your breath Until we wake up the next morning. You have done it again To take me my breath away. When you lie next to me I cant believe it That somebody like me Deserves someone like you. Chorus: You are the best that ever happened to me. It feels so good how you love me. Forget the rest of the world, When you're with me. You are the best that ever happened to me. It feels so good how you love me. I don’t say it often enough Its nice that you are there. You laughing is addictive, A kind of not from this world. Even if your closeness would be poison I would stay by you as long until I die. You leaving would destroy worlds But I don’t want to think about it. To nice it is with you When we give each other love. Give me some power, Take my doubts fro

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The Dash
THANK YOU FIREMAN FOR THIS~AND IT WAS READ AT THE SERVICE. I READ OF A MAN WHO STOOD TO SPEAK AT THE FUNERAL OF A FRIEND HE REFERRED TO THE DATES ON HIS FRIENDS TOMBSTONE FROM THE BEGINNING….TO THE END HE NOTED THAT FIRST CAME THE DATE OF BIRTH AND SPOKE THE FOLLOWING DATE WITH TEARS, BUT SAID WHAT MATTERED MOST OF ALL WAS THE “DASH” BETWEEN THOSE YEARS. FOR THE DASH REPRESENTS ALL THE TIME THAT HIS FRIEND SPENT ALIVE ON EARTH…. AND NOW ONLY THOSE WHO LOVED HIS FRIEND KNOW WHAT THAT LITTLE “LINE” IS WORTH. FOR IT MATTERS NOT HOW MUCH WE OWN; THE CARS, THE HOUSE, THE CASH, WHAT MATTERS IS HOW WE LIVE AND LOVE AND HOW WE SPEND OUR “DASH”. SO THINK ABOUT THIS LONG AND HARD…. ARE THERE THINGS YOU’D LIKE TO CHANGE? FOR YOU NEVER KNOW HOW MUCH TIME IS LEFT, THAT CAN STILL BE REARRANGED. IF WE COULD JUST SLOW DOWN ENOUGH TO CONSIDER WHAT’S TRUE AND REAL, AND ALWAYS TRY TO UNDERSTAND THE WAY OTHER PEOPLE FEEL. AND BE LESS QUICK TO ANGER, AND SHOW APPR

The Dash
The Dash I READ OF A MAN WHO STOOD TO SPEAK AT THE FUNERAL OF A FRIEND HE REFERRED TO THE DATES ON HIS FRIENDS TOMBSTONE FROM THE BEGINNING….TO THE END HE NOTED THAT FIRST CAME THE DATE OF BIRTH AND SPOKE THE FOLLOWING DATE WITH TEARS, BUT SAID WHAT MATTERED MOST OF ALL WAS THE “DASH” BETWEEN THOSE YEARS. FOR THE DASH REPRESENTS ALL THE TIME THAT HIS FRIEND SPENT ALIVE ON EARTH…. AND NOW ONLY THOSE WHO LOVED HIS FRIEND KNOW WHAT THAT LITTLE “LINE” IS WORTH. FOR IT MATTERS NOT HOW MUCH WE OWN; THE CARS, THE HOUSE, THE CASH, WHAT MATTERS IS HOW WE LIVE AND LOVE AND HOW WE SPEND OUR “DASH”. SO THINK ABOUT THIS LONG AND HARD…. ARE THERE THINGS YOU’D LIKE TO CHANGE? FOR YOU NEVER KNOW HOW MUCH TIME IS LEFT, THAT CAN STILL BE REARRANGED. IF WE COULD JUST SLOW DOWN ENOUGH TO CONSIDER WHAT’S TRUE AND REAL, AND ALWAYS TRY TO UNDERSTAND THE WAY OTHER PEOPLE FEEL. AND BE LESS QUICK TO ANGER, AND SHOW APPRECIATION MORE AND LOVE THE PEOPLE IN OUR LIVES LIKE

The Dash
The Dash Thank you Fireman 7 I READ OF A MAN WHO STOOD TO SPEAK AT THE FUNERAL OF A FRIEND HE REFERRED TO THE DATES ON HIS FRIENDS TOMBSTONE FROM THE BEGINNING….TO THE END HE NOTED THAT FIRST CAME THE DATE OF BIRTH AND SPOKE THE FOLLOWING DATE WITH TEARS, BUT SAID WHAT MATTERED MOST OF ALL WAS THE “DASH” BETWEEN THOSE YEARS. FOR THE DASH REPRESENTS ALL THE TIME THAT HIS FRIEND SPENT ALIVE ON EARTH…. AND NOW ONLY THOSE WHO LOVED HIS FRIEND KNOW WHAT THAT LITTLE “LINE” IS WORTH. FOR IT MATTERS NOT HOW MUCH WE OWN; THE CARS, THE HOUSE, THE CASH, WHAT MATTERS IS HOW WE LIVE AND LOVE AND HOW WE SPEND OUR “DASH”. SO THINK ABOUT THIS LONG AND HARD…. ARE THERE THINGS YOU’D LIKE TO CHANGE? FOR YOU NEVER KNOW HOW MUCH TIME IS LEFT, THAT CAN STILL BE REARRANGED. IF WE COULD JUST SLOW DOWN ENOUGH TO CONSIDER WHAT’S TRUE AND REAL, AND ALWAYS TRY TO UNDERSTAND THE WAY OTHER PEOPLE FEEL. AND BE LESS QUICK TO ANGER, AND SHOW APPRECIATION MORE AND LOVE THE PEOP

The Dash
FOR THAT DASH REPRESENTS ALL THE TIME THAT SHE SPENT ALIVE ON EARTH.... AND NOW ONLY THOSE WHO LOVED HER, KNOW WHAT THAT LITTLE LINE IS WORTH. FOR IT MATTERS NOT, HOW MUCH WE OWN, THE CARS, THE MONEY, THE HOUSE, WHAT MATTERS IS HOW WE SPEND OUR DASH. SO THINK ABOUT THIS LONG AND HARD.... ARE THERE THINGS YOU LIKE TO CHANGE? FOR YOU NEVER KNOW HOW MUCH TIME IS LEFT, THAT CAN STILL BE REARRANGED. IF WE COULD JUST SLOW DOWN ENOUGH TO CONSIDER WHAT'S TRUE AND REAL, AND ALWAYS TRY TO UNDERSTAND THE WAY OTHER PEOPLE FEEL. AND BE LESS QUICK TO ANGER, AND SHOW APPRECIATION MORE AND LOVE THE PEOPLE IN OUR LIVES LIKE WE NEVER LOVED BEFORE. IF WE TREAT EACH OTHER WITH RESPECT, AND MORE OFTEN WEAR A SMILE.....REMEMBERING THAT THIS SPECIAL DASH MIGHT ONLY LAST A SHORT WHILE. SO, WHEN YOUR EULOGY'S IS BEING READ WITH YOUR LIFES ACTIONS TO REHASH..... WOULD YOU BE PROUD OF THE THINGS THEY SAY ABOUT HOW YOU SPENT YOUR DASH? LAUGH LONG, LIVE LONG, YESTERDAY IS HISTORY, TOMORROW IS A

The Dash
The Dash I read of a man who stood to speak At the funeral of a friend. He referred to the dates on her tombstone From the beginning...to the end. He noted that first came her date of birth And spoke the following date with tears, But he said what mattered most of all Was the dash between those years. (1934 - 1998) For that dash represents all the time That she spent alive on earth... And now only those who loved her Know what that little line is worth. For it matters not, how much we own; The cars...the house...the cash, What matters is how we live and love And how we spend our dash. So think about this long and hard... Are there things you'd like to change? For you never know how much time is left, That can still be rearranged. If we could just slow down enough To consider what's true and real, And always try to understand The way other people feel. And be less quick to anger, And show appreciation more And love the people in our lives Like w

The Dash
~ The Dash ~ by Linda Ellis I read of a man who stood to speak At the funeral of a friend. He referred to the dates on her tombstone From the beginning to the end. He noted that first came the date of her birth And spoke of the following date with tears, But he said what mattered most of all Was the dash between those years. For that dash represents all the time That she spent alive on earth An now only those who loved her Know what that little line is worth. For it matters not, how much we own, The cars, the house, the cash, What matters is how we live and love And how we spend our dash. So think about this long and hard; Are there things you'd like to change? For you never know how much time is left That can still be rearranged. If we could just slow down enough To consider what's true and real And always try to understand The way other people feel. And be less quick to anger And show appreciation more And love the

Dash For A Blast
http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=610822&i=910720186 That's where the pic is. I hope you drop by and leave a comment. Though a comment bomb would be better, but I'll take what I can get. Thank you.

Dashing
I still need help with the ratings and comments on this pic. If you "bomb" it(a dozen of more comments), I'll gladly pay you back. Just let me know what I can do. I'm competing against women that are offering access to their "private" pics to men that give them 100 or more comments. I can't compete with that, but I'd at least like to see if I can't compete with the other men. Thanks in advance.

Dash For A Blast Contest
Please click on the link above and help me win my first ever blast! It is very appreciated and I will return the love as soon as I can. Thank you to all of you that have already been by to rate/commet/bomb me, especially my friends in the UK and the CT MAFIA MVB :) Thank you in advance for anyone else that drops by to show some love, ALL BOMBERS WELCOME! Thank, Wendi

The Dash!
I read of a man who stood to speak At the funeral of a friend. He referred to the date on her tombstone From the beginning….. to the end. He noted that first came the date of her birth And spoke the second date with tears. But said that what mattered most of all Was the dash between those years. For that dash represents all the time That she spent alive on earth.. And now only those that loved her Know what that little line is worth. For it matters not, how much we own; The cars.. the house.. the cash, What matters is how we live and love And how we spend our dash. So think about this long and hard.. Are there things you’d like to change? For you never know how much time is left, You could be at dash mid range. If we could just slow down enough To consider what’s true and real, And always try to understand The way other people feel. And be less quick to anger, And show appreciation more And love the people in our lives Like we never loved before.

Dashed Hopes
Just when you think things are going up hill, the train your riding on derails, and all the hopes and dreams you had placed on that train, are destroyed in the carnage. It seems that relationships are quite a bit similar to derailed trains, and just when you think you're on the fast track, along comes something that puts a stop to it. *sigh* Why can't I just have a relationship that doesn't have any potential train derailments? Sad and Lonely in Arizona....

The Dash Poem
The Dash Poem by Linda Ellis I read of a man who stood to speak At the funeral of a friend He referred to the dates on her tombstone From the beginning to the end He noted that first came the date of her birth And spoke the following date with tears, But he said what mattered most of all Was the dash between those years For that dash represents all the time That she spent alive on earth. And now only those who loved her Know what that little line is worth. For it matters not how much we own; The cars, the house, the cash, What matters is how we live and love And how we spend our dash. So think about this long and hard. Are there things you’d like to change? For you never know how much time is left, That can still be rearranged. If we could just slow down enough To consider what’s true and real And always try to understand The way other people feel. And be less quick to anger, And show appreciation more And love the people in our lives Like we’

The Dash
The Dash by Linda Ellis I read of a reverend who stood to speak at the funeral of a friend. He referred to the dates on her tombstone from the beginning... to the end. He noted that first came the date of her birth and spoke of the following datewith tears. But he said what mattered most of all was the dash between those years. For that dash represents all the time that she spent alive on earth. And now only those who loved her know what that little line is worth. For it matters not how much we own; the cars...the house... the cash. What matters is how we live and love and how we spend our dash. So think about this long and hard. Are there things you'd like to change? For you never know how much time is left. You could be at dash mid-range. If we could just slow down enough to consider what's true and real and always try to understand the way other people feel. And be less quick to anger and show appreciation more and love the people in our liv

The Dash
I read of a man who stood to speak At the funeral of a friend. He referred to the dates on her tombstone, From the beginning...to the end. He noted that first came her date of birth And spoke the following date with tears, But he said what mattered most of all Was the dash between those years. (1934 - 1998) For that dash represents all the time That she spent alive on earth... And now only those who loved her, Know what that little line is worth. For it matters not, how much we own; The cars...the house..the cash, What matters is how we live and love And how we spend our dash. So think about this long and hard... Are there things you'd like to change? For you never know how much time is left, That can still be rearranged. If we could just slow down enough To consider what's true and real, And always try to understand The way other people feel And be less quick to anger, And show appreciation more And lo

Dashes Of Hope
Dashes of Hope Here are some flowers, won't be at your door. Here is a bracelet that won't leave the store. I'd give you this dress, it's made of velour. That's another thing which causes a roar. Your eyes, they melt me way down to my core. Come, let us leave now, and head for the shore. Weeks of Ireland, so much to explore. I'll get us a room, the very top floor. I have grown tired of day to day war. Much of this nonsence, simply uncalled for. George and his kind can be such a bore. I look to our dreams, something to shoot for. You know that you are the one I adore? These feelings inside are to hard to ignore. Can't help but wonder if we are done for? Hoping and dreaming we'll be one day more. -Xavier Dec 11, 2007

The Dash
read of a man who stood to speak At the funeral of a friend He referred to the dates on her tombstone From the beginning to the end He noted that first came the date of her birth And spoke the following date with tears, But he said what mattered most of all Was the dash between those years For that dash represents all the time That she spent alive on earth. And now only those who loved her Know what that little line is worth. For it matters not how much we own; The cars, the house, the cash, What matters is how we live and love And how we spend our dash. So think about this long and hard. Are there things you’d like to change? For you never know how much time is left, That can still be rearranged. If we could just slow down enough To consider what’s true and real And always try to understand The way other people feel. And be less quick to anger, And show appreciation more And love the people in our lives Like we’ve never loved before. If we tre

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Dash
I had this in metil it spilled out and stuck to my fingersflicking the cold thick off and pressing my fingers against my eyespressure relieving pressureor is it tension?Condensation.I wrote another love letteroffered in earnest humility to the shredder95% recycled material.No return addressso they can't find me.Twice as effective as pulling the covers over your heador changing the name of your only imaginary friend.Can't hide foreverbut you can run.

The Dash
I have to choose a font and I am not going to be using the 'terminal' font thats for sure lol I was diagnosed with cervical cancer on October 3, 2011. Needless to say, my world has been turned upside downa down and it will probably never straighten out again. What do you do when life throws such a curve at you ? I am not the first, and unfortuantly , I will not be the last . But I am still here. Still standing. I find myself tossed between the storms of tears, anger, denial, terror. Terror being the most prominant of these. Occaisionally I find myself in a time of peace, where the wind itself stands silent and nothing moves around me. Those are the times I can breathe. In those times, I think not about the future so much, but about the past. How I have lived my life so far. What I have done, and what I have failed to do. The things that are important in life seem to stand up in front of you , in bright neon colours, brash and unforgivng, so that you cannot miss

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As many a wise person has said, "when something is no longer fun it's time to quit." Well, this is no longer fun. I have tried several times and failed miserable to fit in with the culture of this site, but alas, it is not meant to be at the moment. Frankly, I am not interested in spending real money to buy YOU virtual schlock. I am not interested in sitting and rummaging through YOUR same crappy gifs and morphs, and frankly you know where you can stick your Auto 11s. A social networking site (which this classifies as) in my mind should be more about meeting people and interacting with different views and viewpoints from around the nation and world -- NOT to strive for made up titles of self worth and importance, NOT to beg for people to spend REAL money on a picture for you (You know how much "bling" I have just from a simple right click of the mouse??) and surely NOT to prostitute yourself for said items...(read anyone who offers to show me their tits for these things). I

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Das Karussel (the Carousel)
Carousel Carousel painted horses in a ring The knights had long before relinquished their steely swords; replaced with ambiguous politicians. Can you see the pain on their faces; the memories traverse their frozen countenances? Carousel Carousel painted horses in a ring Princesses have set down their queenly vestiges - denied themselves respect - to take up obscene dispositions. Can you hear the agonizing nostalgia; the tacit attempt for reaching peaceful dreams? Carousel Carousel painted horses in a ring For long deceased royalty you continue your macabre parade running from the vaccuous reminders of time past. Can you smell their fear on the wind carrying the lament for the future? Carousel Carousel we're painted horses in a ring Carousel Carousel we're painted horses on parade Carousel Carousel can't get off tonight Carousel Carousel trapped here for al time... vV""VIC""Vv

Dasox
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The Date
So I pick the husband up from work and he says since the kids are taken care of why not go out for dinner. Oh how I long for meals that don't come in a box. I wanted dinner without crayons for my menu and I got it! Happy day! Little dinner little something else... ya know what I mean. I got a little tipsy with the lager AND I ordered spinach and there was NONE! I know that that there is a big spinach scare in California but what does that have to do with my spainach pizza? Well, the lager was good. ::Sigh:: It was a full day.

The Date
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead > sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat > down, but lacks the nerve to start a conversation. > > Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket > towards the man. > > He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. > > "Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. > > "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says. > > They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the > theater followed by drinks They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest > dreams and he shares his. She listens. > > After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to > her place for a nightcap .. and stay for breakfast. > > They have a wonderful, wonderful time. > > The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. > > The guy is amazed!! Ev

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Date
A guy has been asking the prettiest girl in town for a date and finally she agrees to go out with him. He takes her to a nice restaurant and buys her a fancy dinner with expensive wine. On the way home, he pulls over to the side of the road in a secluded spot. They start necking and he's getting pretty excited. He starts to reach under her skirt and she stops him, saying she's a virgin and wants to stay that way. "Well, okay," he says, "how about a blow job?" "Yuck!" she screams. "I'm not putting that thing in my mouth!" He says, "Well, then, how about a hand job?" "I've never done that," she says. "What do I have to do?" "Well," he answers, "remember when you were a kid and you used to shake up a Coke bottle and spray your brother with it?" She nods. "Well, it's just like that." So, he pulls it out and she grabs hold of it and starts shaking it. A few seconds later, his head flops back on the headrest, his eyes close, snot starts to run out of his nose, wax blows out of hi

Date Rape Poem
one time two times three spin her around until she cant see one time two times three times four spin her around 'till she falls to the floor isn't she lovely as she downs the whole glass vomiting on cue her definition of class she wakes up the next morning to find stains on her dress the air thick with cheap alcohol the apartment's a mess what the hell happened? but there's no where to begin except with that pill those boys happened to slip in- to the drink on the counter that she held in her hand and soon, within minutes she could no longer stand they touched her yes, thats what the boys did they defiled a girl when she was still just a kid she now lies awake in a dimly lit room with the thought of the child that is growing in her womb why me? what did i do to deserve this she cries it was one simple mistake that ruined so many lives she can't handle this her cup of innocence has bee spilt so she picks up the gun she can't deal with the guil

Date Mix Up
Being a natural blonde really sucks sometimes.... so i have been telling you all the contest begins on the 19??? well i was wrong.. it begins monday dec 18.... just to clear up confusion.. sorry about that!

The Date Of Love And Hate......
The date of Love & Hate Love is a gentle wave hitting my legs, Love is the wheat blowing in the feilds, Hate is like a dart pierceing your heart, Hate is the on thing everyone haytes and feels, Love is the dove floating in the sky, Hate is the dead one layin on the road, So its up to u to decide if u feel love or hate on this very date.

Dater
What Kind of Dater Are You? Too Shy to Try!Do you date at all? You're so introverted. Get some confidence! Look in the mirror every once in a while and just say, ''I'm good enough. I'm smart enough. And gosh darn it, people like me.''Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by myYearbook.com

Da Test!!!!
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Dated 1/5/03
I wrote this for a start up paper when I moved back to Northern VA from Shephardstown WV With the Washington Monument in view, beer in hand and cops flashing outside I will begin to tell you about life in the burbs of D.C. It’s Friday after new years and I’m without companion at DR Dremo’s tap house in Arlington. I drink dead guy because for the first time in more than a year I have money again. But we can come back to my immediate surroundings when I can stir up some action. When I first moved back, Falls Church seemed like the big city. Shepherdstown is a bipolar cocoon that protects you from the oddities of many worlds. The greater metro area is like commerce on meth with a moment of sitcom like clarity. Many people here feed from and perpetuate the idea of an almost royal corporate pecking order. You are your address, you are your car, you are your connections and absolutely you are how you make money. It should be expected from those with Acura’s and million dolla

Date
What Kind of Dater Are You? Total Romantic!You want to be in love in the movies! When you kiss someone you want symphonies and fireworks. That can be a lot of fun, but is not always practical. Magic runs short at some point and when that happens, it's always nice to have someone you're compatible with as well.Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by myYearbook.com

Date Night
Well so went on my first date since being single. I was a little nervous, its been a while sorry. Took her to Chili's and I hate to admit this, but i excused myself in time to make it to the front door and barf up the food. Needless to say she didnt see it but im sure others did. Well cleaned myself up, recovered my breath. Thank God 4 gum. Took her to see the movie: Cause I said so. For a chick flick guys, it was good. Funny, it was...yes(yoda) anyways, all in all it was a good night and course I did all the gentleman duties of opening doors, and so forth. Oh and guys sorry no didnt do the nookie cause well I wasn't after that, didn't even kiss, just hugged. So another date is set up :) It was a swell night!

Dated Feb 22nd Poem
Sunset That night i stood alone watching the sky turn blood red as the sun set down on me for the last time I looked down at my hands beaten and bloodied from a long life of work and i bring them to my face trying to wipe away the dirt and grime trying to erase the years of pain a single tear falls clearing a path along my face Drained of everything numb except for pain and sorrow lost within my own dreams shattered and useless I walked away not looking back By Jason Hartle

"date Night" Contest Winner -- Ldrs
Everyday with Rachel Ray magazine's November 2006 issue had a "Date Night" contest and the winner is one that had a creative idea for LDRs. "While long-distance dating, I called my girlfriend (now wife) and gave her a grocery list for the evening. We had a phone date that night, each cooking the same meal in our respective cities [Seattle/Chicago]. We had a delicious meal and conversation, even if we couldn't be together." Adam Ellis Seattle, WA That certainly is one good way to bring the long-distance relationship closer together and not seemingly so far apart!!! :D

Date Night!!!
My husband and I talked last night and since we really did not celebrate Valentine's Day properly this year because we were both working so late that night (exchanged cards, candy, is all we did)... and that our son is spending the night at a friends house tomorrow night ... we are declaring tomorrow night "Date Night". I am going to make him a very nice dinner, with candles everywhere. Then we are going to have some wine during and after dinner. Then we are going to be like we were when we were younger and sit on the couch and grope and tongue wrestle while watching some porn flick and then have our way with each other into an orgasmic bliss. I know I am looking forward to it and I am very sure he is looking forward to the evening too. So... I need to get all prepared for out date. I do get aroused when we have something planned like this. It is all part of the foreplay. It allows my mind to wander while planning the evening's festivities. If YOU promise to be good... I

The Date Begins
I am going to go and get in the shower and wash my hair, shave my legs (and... ) and then wear a sheer night gown and light a bunch of candles I bought today. Dinner is in the oven so that will be ready in about 30 minutes and have a bottle of wine on ice. The date begins starting now!!!

Date Has Been Set!!
I am goin to have surgery again on the 19th of this month. They will be takin out my uterus & ovaries. They said I had more problems than just the endometriosis & that is the reason for them wanting it done so soon. I will be in the hospital for at least two days. I will be off work for at least 6 wks. I hope everything goes smoothly. Keep me in your prayers.

3 Dates
ok ive got my self in a situation im not sure what to do.been talking to this guy,seem like the lord sent me to him and them he quit talking to me so i thought he was playing games with me so i expected another date and then i excepted another date.hes on his way down as i typethis.now i have a date at 1 and at 6...who wants to be in my shose.well if you all dont hear back form me them everything is all good!!

.date.
*does the 'i gotta sitter dance* so yeah. its friday. which normally just means another weekend with monsters runnin around crappin up the house n stuff...which is perfectly fine... i havent gone out in...uhm...shit well i cant remember. so. i have a date. with my mom. we're goin to the movies. so Premonition better not suck too bad...and if it does...dont tell me. dads gonna watch the critters...including demon child...muahahahaha. yeah. i deserve it. *nod* kthnxbi

~date~
It's official, i've had the worst date of my life tonight!!! I guess i'm an ugly thing!!! And you know what I'm a thick woman, and i let everyone know this up front, i'm not a thin little thing!!! IF YOU DONT LIKE THICK, YOU WONT LIKE ME!!!

Date
well today i have a date with a guy i knew in the 8th grade he likes me alot he has since than ive changed alot since the with the accident and all, and im really not totally into him although everyone tells me to go for it cuz he has a good job and will spendit n me and the girls, but that makes me feel like a user and thats not me. to me hes kinda boring my best friend said maybe i can make him unboring im not sure... anyone hve any ideas about what i should do ? yes i am asking my blog readers for good advice lol thanks

The Date That Was To Bring Forth My 3rd Child Is Approaching And I Dread It!
The date of April 18th, 2007 will forever be etched into my memory as it is the date that my third child was to be born. I have been doing alot of crying lately...getting to be an emotional time as the due date of that baby is only 20 days away and counting. I cant help but think of how big I should be right now....all the rigors and trials of being in the last trimester are fresh in my mind and yet....I am not living them and it kills me inside. I started this blog and all it contains to help people like me...grieving the loss of a baby they never knew or didnt know long enough. I have been fighting to keep it higher in ranks because its such an important issue and I want people that need it to feel the support it can provide. I have been trying to get blast through good old fashioned work to keep the word out there so that anyone needing the help will see it and me and my page have started falling to the wayside. Its like it doesnt matter anymore and the drama here has gotten

Daters And Players
I am posting this to be responded to... Guess that makes me a player...or am I? Is there a middle ground? Dating seems much more noble, doesn't it...at least the way the paragraph is worded. Player seems really low, yes? Dating is the activity of looking for a suitable partner for a relationship. The word refers to two daters agreeing on a time and date when they can meet and engage in some activity, thereby assessing their suitability for one another. Typically a person may date many different partners during the same time period in order to have the best chance of finding their most suitable available mate. A womanizer, player, or philanderer is a man who engages in love affairs with women he cannot or will not marry. The love affairs are typically sexually motivated, with little emotional attachment. The most famous of these is typically Giacomo Casanova, though his motivations and level of commitment are debatable. There is no corresponding term of "manizer" in the l

Date Unknown
Say it's just another day, and any way, who cares? The world fall away simply it seems, relax, just relax and let it happen. Or stop it. Belltower and rifle is probably out of line, but saying no, not this time, ever is, not this time. It is never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, wrong, to speak your mind.

Date Night
date night oh i love date night date night is a wonderful night for me lol if you guys can't tell i'm in a really really good mood i had a date tonight and he's a honey and i likes him and yeah thats it for now cause i don't feel like sharing any more Meg

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The Date Is Set
My surgery date is now set. So between now and sept 5th I get to wait....and get nervous. Having been an LPN I know what could go wrong. I also know that I have one of the best neurosurgeons in the city. So getting nervous will be a waste of time. Tell that to my brain!!! But it is a relief to finally have a date so I can plan my life again. Now I have to survive all the friends who will offer and stop by to help. I have a nurses mentality. It is better to give than receive.......guess I will learn to get help for a change.

Date Test
Your dating personality profile:Religious - Faith matters to you. It is the foundation that you build your life upon. You trust that God has a plan for you.Funny - You laugh often. People never accuse you of lacking a sense of humor. You don't take yourself too seriously.Practical - You are a down-to-earth individual who is not impressed with material excess. You care about the stuff of like that really matters.Your date match profile:Practical - You are drawn to people who are sensible and smart. Flashy, materialistic people turn you off. You appreciate the simpler side of living.Funny - You consider a good sense of humor a major necessity in a date. If his jokes make you laugh, he has won your heart.Religious - You seek someone who is grounded in faith and who possesses religious values. You believe that a religious person can enhance your life.Your Top Ten Traits1. Religious2. Funny3. Practical4. Liberal5. Traditional6. Adventurous7. Outgoing8. Sensual9. Wealthy/Ambitious10

A Date At The Drive-in
LOL I know my Chonchie has to remember this one from back in the day LOL A Date At The Drive-In Tonight’s the night I see my man, He makes love like no man can. We’ll jump into his van and go, To see a drive-in movie show. Then before its half past eight, We’ll start to neck cause I cant wait. Before the show goes very far, He’ll be feeling how hard my nipples are. I’m feeling good by nine o’clock, I’m playing with his eight inch cock. I’ll stroke his pecker ‘for and ‘aft, I’ll rub his head and squeeze his shaft. Then ill get so fucking hot, I’ll whisper give me all you got. He rolls on me and shoves it in, And makes the rock ‘n roll begin. He bangs so hard he fuckin rocks, It feels so good inside my box. I hear him say “I’m gonna cum”, I’m there too and then we’re done. The second movie starts, that’s when, We do it over once again.

Date For Surgery Is Set
for those who have talked to me in the past either on here or on yahoo have knowen that i have been having female problems well that is geting taken care of on oct 2nd 2007. i will be going in to have a hysterectomy done. thats mainly why i haven't been on here as much. the fibroid cysts on my uturis and overies have been giving me problems. and now thank god that will be taken care of.

Date Rape Drug .. Plz Read And Repost
> > Please Inform all your Female Friends !!!!! A woman at a bar on a Saturday night was taken by 5 men, who, according to hospital and police reports, gang raped her before dumping her. Unable to remember the events of the evening, tests later confirmed the repeat rapes, along with traces of Rohypnol in her blood and Progesterex, essentially a small sterilization pill. The drug is now being used by rapists at parties to rape AND sterilize their victims. Progesterex is available to vets to sterilize large animals. Progesterex is being used together with Rohypnol, the date rape drug. As with Rohypnol, all they have to do is drop it into the girl's drink. The girl can't remember a thing the next morning, of all that had taken place the night before. Progesterex, which dissolves in drinks just as easily, is such that the victim doesn't get pregnant; she won't conceive from the rape and the rapist needn't worry about having a paternity test identifying him months later. The drug's effects

Date Rape [re-invented]
Please Inform all your Female Friends !!!!! A woman at a bar on a Saturday night was taken by 5 men, who, according to hospital and police reports, gang raped her before dumping her. Unable to remember the events of the evening, tests later confirmed the repeat rapes, along with traces of Rohypnol in her blood and Progesterex, essentially a small sterilization pill. The drug is now being used by rapists at parties to rape AND sterilize their victims. Progesterex is available to vets to sterilize large animals. Progesterex is being used together with Rohypnol, the date rape drug. As with Rohypnol, all they have to do is drop it into the girl's drink. The girl can't remember a thing the next morning, of all that had taken place the night before. Progesterex, which dissolves in drinks just as easily, is such that the victim doesn't get pregnant; she won't conceive from the rape and the rapist needn't worry about having a paternity test identifying him months later. The drug's effects ARE

Date
What do people want in a "perfect date"? Is there such things as the "perfect date"? I do know this, for every person the perfect date is different and when you find another one that thinks their perfect date is the same as yours.....that is when it is truely Perfect.

Date Me Luv
[ ] I want your number [ ] Pretty/Cute [ ] Hottie [ ] Sexy [ ] Gorgeous [ ] Amazingly Beautiful [ ] I'd take you home in a second [ ] I'd make out with you right now [ ] I'd Hit it [ ] I love you [ ] Wanna hook up? Would you kiss me? [ ] Hell Yea [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe [ ] already did Am I attractive? [ ] Heck no [ ] hot as Hell [ ] Fine [ ] Cute [ ] Okay I think ur pretty [ ] Sexy [ ] Ugly! Name one thing you like about me... ________________________ I look like.. [ ] A player [ ] One time thing [ ] Next bf/gf If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] maybe Would you rather.. [ ] Hook up with me [ ] Cuddle with me [ ] Make Out with me [ ] Date me [ ] Marry me [ ] Friends What kind of underwear are you wearing right now? [ ] boxers [ ] whitie tighties [ ] thongs [ ] granny panties [ ] boy shorts [ ] none On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [ ] 1 [ ] 2 [ ] 3

Date Quiz
What Kind of Dater Are You?Too Shy to Try!Do you date at all? You're so introverted. Get some confidence! Look in the mirror every once in a while and just say, ''I'm good enough. I'm smart enough. And gosh darn it, people like me.''Myspace Quizzes

Date: Tue, 11 Jul 2000 15:13:08 -0700 (pdt)
Date: Tue, 11 Jul 2000 15:13:08 -0700 (PDT) From: John O'Connor Subject: Superman's Girlfriends: Lois & Lana Superman's Girlfriends: Lois & Lana: Sharing Secrets by Coltrane (John O'Connor) (lesbian celebrity) (1 of 1) Synopsis: While visiting Smallville, Lois Lane-Kent shares some intimate secrets with Lana Lang-Ross. This is a loose followup to "The Erotic Adventures of Lois and Clark: Lois and Cat" in the Lady Slash Comic Archive by an unknown author. Supes, Lois, Lana, the Kents, etc. are all copywritten by DC Comics & Warner Publishing. This has nothing to do with them; it's strictly a product of my own twisted imagination. Sharing Secrets Smallville, Kansas is a typical rural town in the Midwest. Lots of flat tilled land, scattered farms, and a small commerce center. Smallville's most famous son is Pulitzer winning Clark Kent, the son of Jonathan and Martha Kent. It's also the home town of the greatest metahuman on Earth, Superman; however only

Date Guide
She's a dandy little house keeper ~means~ she has been married three times and kept all the houses. She has a wonderful disposition, a fine character and a spotless reputation ~means~ she's ugly. She loves children ~means~ she's pregnant and needs a husband. She has a great sense of humor ~means~ she's fat. She is the outdoor type ~means~ she hunts, fishes, chews tobacco, and shaves just like the fellows. She's ready to settle down ~means~ she is over thirty, in panic and dying to marry. She likes to have a good time and is lots of fun at parties ~means~ she gets drunk and makes an ass of herself. She is a mature woman yet has the appearance of a young school girl ~means~ she is twenty eight, looks thirty eight, but dresses like she were eighteen. She is casual ~means~ she dresses like a slob and her apartment looks like a pig pen. She understands men ~means~ she has been married and divorced four times. She's a good sport ~means~ she knows two hundred jok

Date Change
Hello and good day to all. If you are reading my blog, you know I was planning on getting married on January 8th, 2008. Well, yesterday it occured to me that there was a conflict that I would have to change the date. The groom's mother will be out of the country during that week. So now I'm pondering about another date. I will keep you posted and let you know what we come up with. Much Love, BarbieDoll

Date Rape Drug In Toys, Another Article
"Date-rape" chemical prompts recall of toys By The Associated Press Recalls The 405,700 lead-contaminated toys recalled Wednesday include: Pull-Back Action toy cars, imported by Dollar General Merchandising, of Goodlettsville, Tenn. Dragster and Funny Car toys, imported by International Sourcing. The toys were sold at National Hot Rod Association events through Schumacher Racing and Matco Tools through door-to-door sales. Dizzy Ducks music boxes, imported by Schylling Associates. The music boxes were sold at specialty toy stores and gift shops nationwide. Winnie-the-Pooh spinning top products, imported by Schylling Associates. The spinning tops were sold at specialty toy stores and gift shops. Duck Family collectible windup toys, imported by Schylling Associates. "Robot 2000" collectible tin robots, imported by Schylling Associates. "Big Red" wagons, imported by Northern Tool & Equipment. The wagons were sold through the Northern Tool & Equipment catalog, We

Date Rape Drug .. Plz Read And Repost
Please Inform all your Female Friends !!!!! A woman at a bar on a Saturday night was taken by 5 men, who, according to hospital and police reports, gang raped her before dumping her. Unable to remember the events of the evening, tests later confirmed the repeat rapes, along with traces of Rohypnol in her blood and Progesterex, essentially a small sterilization pill. The drug is now being used by rapists at parties to rape AND sterilize their victims. Progesterex is available to vets to sterilize large animals. Progesterex is being used together with Rohypnol, the date rape drug. As with Rohypnol, all they have to do is drop it into the girl's drink. The girl can't remember a thing the next morning, of all that had taken place the night before. Progesterex, which dissolves in drinks just as easily, is such that the victim doesn't get pregnant; she won't conceive from the rape and the rapist needn't worry about having a paternity test identifying him months later. The drug's effects ARE

Dates Are Going Fast, Get One Set Up Now!
Dates are going fast!!! With new products coming out for Valentines Day, book your party now for January and February! I have more information to come soon on all this!!! New Hostess incentives!!! If you want to book a party then go to my website and click on host a party and fill out the form! I will contact you as soon as I can! I also have dates left in December if you would like a party now as well!!! Let me know ASAP before the dates are gone! Myspace Christmas Comments Have a wonderful Christmas and a Happy New Year!!!

Date For Sex
I just don't understand what the problem is, when you decide that you are going to met someone just to basically hook-up, that you just can't know them just a little bit first!! I am by no means a prude, but my god, I would love to be able to at least have a connection of some sort with the person that I might hook-up with. I don't by no means what to marry the dude, just have some sort of something, I don't know, something. I just didn't think that was to much to ask, maybe I'm wrong. Let me know!!

Date
So I am single yet again this year for Valentine's Day and I would really like to go out and have a nice dinner. Is there any guy out there that is willing and available to take me out? I will pay my half but I do want to go out! Help!!!

Date Me Application.
Over the years, I've had quite a few bad relationships. Way too many, in my opinion, most of them not even being my fault. I just seem to be destined to date women who treat me like crap. While I may be a sarcastic smartass, I hardly think that makes me deserving of such a miserable (and pretty much nonexistent) lovelife. So to help myself with this problem, I've decided that whenever I'm about to start a relationship with a woman, she'll have to fill out an application. It's not a lengthy or difficult application. There's no essay questions or problems involving long division or triginometry. It's more like a prenuptial agreement, but for the relationship, protecting me against women who will intentionally or unintentionally hurt me. For you women with overprotective fathers, I imagine this application will remind you of the one your father wanted to give to your first date, except my application consists of more than just the question, "Do you own a van? If yes, please leave and

A Date For The Queen Angl
once upon a time... there was a beautiful queen named AngL she went walking in the enchated forest and found a magical lumberjack named skip he then took his magical axe and wisked you away to maine where you met up with a guy named tim. tim then proceeded to show her the sights and brought her out to eat at a romantic restarant where after dinner they got to ride a mechanical bull and when the eveing was through tim took her to the nicest little bed and breakfast where he bathed her in candle light and soft romantic music and soon after they popped in dirty dancing and cuddled on the king size bed all night oh yeah they lived happily ever after

Date Night
Well i went on the date and it was freakin awsome but i locked my keys in the car and froze my ass off...all in all great fun we shall see where it goes lol So to all of you who voted yay on dating thanks...i did want to puke from nerves but it was worth the fun...and he was pretty hot lol on another note i am very thrilled cause i have lost 4 pant sizes and 4 pantie sizes so i feel pretty good about my getting skinnier ass lol Love to all

Date
SO we are finally going on a date.... We have been talking about it long enough...lol. I am at your house waiting for you to finish getting ready (typical, woman making the guy wait...haha). But when you come out of your room , WOW, it was definately worth waiting for. You are more beautiful than I could have imagined. But you are only wearing a teddy, we have dinner reservations. You come over to me and whisper in my ear..."do you want to eat me, instead of eating at a stuffy restaurant". I almost dont believe what I heard. You noticed the shocked expression on my face and motion me to follow you, with your finger. I respond by instinct still too shocked to believe what is happening. I was excited just to be going out to dinner with you and you are now taking me into your bedroom. When we get to your bed you lean in and kiss me. It was that moment that I snapped out of my haze and I kissed back. A long, deep passionate kiss that seemed to take us to a tropical island, you

Date Bots?
"hello handsome!! how are you doing over there i allis well with you,pls i will liketo know you more better if you dont am also a single woman looking for man to spend the rest ofmy life with pls you can contact me on my private e-mail address (gloryanoy1@yahoo.com) am not use to this website if you can mail me on there am gonna tell you more about myself or you can chat with me am online on my yahoo messang ifyou wnat to chat with me ..okay thanks love you toni" User= gloryanoy1 " http://fubar.com/user/1667600 " Oh dear. This is the worst attempt at a mating ritual if I ever saw one. I don't even know what the fuck this 'woman' is saying. If only I knew how many people recieved this message and believed her. Oh dear. ~SexualHarassmentPanda

Date Application
Reality Dating Application Warning: If you complete this form it could be used against you in future arguments, at poker games, if you decide to run for office, and if worse comes to worse you’ll find it posted on the world wide web for all your friends, family, and co-workers to see. First Name:________________________________ Last Name:_____________________________ Address:__________________________________ Phone Number:_________________________ Age:_____ (please attach copy of birth certificate to application) Weight:_____ Height:_____ (not what you put on your driver’s license) 1). How many times a week do you bathe/shower? ___ None (afraid of being sucked down the drain) ___ 1-3 (when flies mistake me for a pile of shit) ___ 4-6 (high hopes of getting intimate with someone) ___ 7 or more (have every brand of shower gel on the market and not enough days in a

A Date I Would Like To Do
this is a date i would like to do well it would be a long walk along the water and wen the sun starts to set we would have dinner and wine and then after dinner lay on the blaket and kiss and make love right there so what do you think would you like that

The Date
Its the Anniversary of something that happened a few years back. Something that I keep to myself. Its not anything I can really find myself talking about. I mean the guilt of it still strickens me far past the point of reconcile. What you may say? Well the death of a 14 year friendship. I know some people say that I can't be to blame, but in the same sense I can be fully to blame. It was I who chose not to go. It was I who would have died in his place if I had chosen to go. To this date I have troubles handling it. I think that what if I had gone in his wake. He'd be married, have kids, have a great job. Unlike myself. I have no future of marriage and kids, the job maybe. But just overall I don't see why he had to go and I got to stay here.

The Date
SHE BRUSHES BACK HER SPIKE HAIR,WHILE IN EXTREME ANTICIPATION OF WHAT WAS IN FOR THE NIGHTS EVENTS.AFTER THOUGHTS,DAYDREAMS,AND BUTTERFLIES IN THE PITS,OF HER STOMACH,SHE KNEW SOON,HE WOULD BE KNOCKING ON HER DOOR.A BOTTLE OF WINE CHILLING IN ICE,TWO SMOKEY GLASSES,ON THE TABLE.CANDLES WITH A SLIGHT SCENT OF RAIN, CANDLES LIT FILLING THE ROOM,WITH JUST ENOUGH LIGHT TO SHALLOW THE WALLS.MUSIC LOW.SARAH BRIGHTMAN,MMMM HER FAVORITE.WHITE SILKY,LACED,BUTTON IN FRONT BLOUSE,LAYING NEXT TO A VELVET SLIT UP THE SIDE SKIRT,HOSE,TOP, AND BOTTOM HALF SLIPS.WHITE LACE THONGS,AND BLACK BOOTS,SETTING NEAR ON THE FLOOR.SHOWER DONE,LEGS AND PRIVATE AREAS ALL SHAVED AND SMOOTHED. SENSUAL SCENT OF JASMINE.EARLOBE,BETWEEN BREAST,BOTH WRIST,NAVAL,AND INSIDE THIGHS.MAKEUP ON,PERFECTION IS THE KEY TONIGHT.FIRST SLIPS,OH NO BRA,THE TOP SLIP AS ONE IN IT.WIGGLING INTO BOTTOM SLEEP.HOSE.SKIRT,STRAIGHTEN,BLOUSE.SLIGHTLY UNBUTTON.EARRINGS.LOOKING IN MIRROR TUCKED IN TUMMY.PERFECT.CHECKING THE WINE.CHILLED GREA

The Date Continues
THE TERRACE DOOR WAS OPEN SO THEY COULD HER THE MUSIC.FOR NOW AIR SUPPLY WAS PLAYING. "MY LADY KATHERINE HAVE YOU EVER DANCE IN THE MOONLIGHT UNDER SUCH BEAUTIFUL STARS?" "NO MY LOVE,I CANT SAY I EVER HAVE" "SHALL WE DANCE?" SHE DIDNT EVEN ANSWERED.OFFERED HER HAND,AND AS THEY DANCED,SHE PALCED HER HEAD UPON HIS SHOULDER,COULD HEAR IS HEART BEAT SO STRONG. HE KISS HER FOREHEAD.FOR THE NIGHT WAS STILL YOUNG,AND TIME STOOD STILL.KAT LOOKED UP AT HIM,HER EYES SHINING LIKE THE STARS IN THE HEAVENS AND HE KISSED HER AGAIN.THIS TIME THE PASSION WAS INTENSIFIED,AND THEY FELT THE DESIRES,WANTED,NEEDED.HE BEGAN RUBBING HER BACK PULLING HER INTO HIM,SHE COULD FEEL HIS BODY HARDENING.HE RAISED ONE LEG TO HIS THIGH,PUSHING INTO HER CLOSER,AND SHE WAS ON FIRE.HE KNEW,SHE KNEW WHAT EVENTS WOULD TAKE PLACE.AS HE KISSED HER ON THE NECK,SLIGHTLY BITTING,SHE WAS SURRENDERING TO HIM. HE KNEW AS SHE LEAN BACK ENJOYING,HE FELT HER MOISTURE. "TERRY" "YES KATHERINE" "I WANT YOU" NOTHING MORE HAD TO

The Date Continues Part3
Online Love Goes Real Life "Where do you want to meet at?" Lady Katherine typed. It's been four months now and she's been faithfully talking to one man, LateNiteFantasy. They've decided that now is the time to get together in real life. They've discussed everything online, from their childhoods to their sex lives. There was hardly a day or night they wouldn't be online just letting their fingers do all the talking. They were addicted to each others words; each others love. Lady Katherine knew that Late Nite Fantasy was the man for her. They were emotionally bound to each other. There were things that Late Nite Fantasy and she would chat about that she had never discussed with anyone at any time. He brought out her secrets, her love, and her soul. It was like he was made just for her. He was the only man that held the key to her heart. After setting the time and place Lady Katherine set her online status to "busy" and let out a happy Late Nite Fantasy. She couldn't believe

Dateing
This one's short. Love st first sight, can be a great thing. But you should remember, you just met whoever. You want too give them something,give them your faith,not your whole heart. Men are not the only dogs in the world, it's 2008 women are just as dirty. Never let how, one women treated you weigh heavy on someone else or man at that. Never let what people hink shape your opinon, if your white, you want too adate someone asian, go for it, blk you wanna date a latino, go for it. You can find the greatest happiness just by shutting out tht color. I've had the greatest pleasure of expericeing this love at sight with someone who was russian. But like I said you, can find the greatest gem in the world but if your not prepared too fight for it,if your not strong enough too ignore the looks,snickers and comments then you only put yourself in the category of always searching.

Da Test
Well this sunday had to be one of the best days of this year so far! If not it was the best day. I passed my riding test so now I can go get my Motorcyle license. Im hoping by the end of next month to have my bike on the road. I told a friend that passing that test felt almost as good as sex. When my bike is on the road now that is going to feel better then sex. Its been a long year waiting to get her on the road. Once my love hits the road I am going to hard to get hold of for a while. lol Anytime I can get her wheels on the road I plan on being out and about. The feeling of being free and having no worries is how I feel when I am on her. Even during the test when I was riding their bike I didnt really think about anything but the road and the wind. Well i gotta go for a few. Hope all you riders ride safe and make it to your destination in one piece

Dates And Times Are Set!!!
Hello everybody!!!! Its about time NOW!!! The Auction will be open from Friday 9th may 1am PST till Friday 16th may 1am PST!!! Everybody who is in the auction get your friends and fans and everybody ready, in just a few hours they can start to bid on you. The Bids start at 30,000 fubucks. Everything can be bid: Fubucks Tickers 1 day Blast Bling packs 3 day Blast 7 day Blast Ticker packs 1 month VIP 30 day Blast 3 month VIP Happy Hour 1 Year VIP Everybody make sure to follow the rules: ~NO drama ~NO cheating ~The highest Bid wins I wish you a lot of fun and I hope you get the best out of it!!! Hugs and Kisses I'm a queen, I'm a Diamond!!! ~*~ but I'm still your cutemommy82 ~*~ owned by BiG PoPpA@ fubar

Dates
Many times in dreams, dates and numbers are used as a signal to identify something from the dream that will translate to waking life. In dreams, dates may be clues to guide you toward a time or event that is serving as the trigger for the dream.

5 Dates No Guy Wants To Go On
5 dates no guy wants to go on By Mark Miller During courtship and dating, women — being the more creative gender — will often come up with the majority of suggestions for where they’d like to go and what they’d like to do with their romantic partner. You’d think this would be a positive thing. After all, their motivation appears genuine. “Oh, come on, it’ll be fun!” they say to us. And yet according to my latest “Aw, Jeez, Do I Have To?” survey of myself and my friends, 96% of these suggestions are viewed by men as embarrassing, boring, or uncomfortable. Ladies, the following is inside information—a select listing of some of your most common activity suggestions, what men don’t like about them, and what we’d like to do instead. Hiking Hiking is an activity many men look forward to with the same relish they take in reading Aristotle in the original Greek, receiving a prostate exam, or attending a Celine Dion concert. The way we see it, nature is way overrated. How many flowe

Date Etiquette
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students the following question: 'Michael, if you were on a dinner date with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?' Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.' The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?' Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.' 'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Edward, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?' 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.' The teacher fainted...

Dates
I am talkin to my friend about dates, and it struck me that in 26 years of my life, I have been on about 3 dates overall. One was with some unknown aged dude I found in a yahoo chatroom when I was 17, and another one with my hubby. But that was AFTER we hung out anyways, so it doesn't really count. All the rest were...oh, look, a bird!

The Date Means...
So, I have plans. I have made tons of new friends in the last two and a half months, and they all confirm (inadvertently in most cases) that I have always had goals and need to stick to them. The biggest thing is to stay single and ACT single until April 16, 2009. That's one year from the day my marriage ended. If I wanted to give myself some leeway, I could back it up to March 21-22. That's when he decided it was over...I just didn't know it yet. If I wanted to be hateful and give myself an out I could make the date one year from whenever my divorce is final. The point is, I need to be rock solid in who I am and who I want to become BEFORE I let someone else have an emotional hold on me. And what have my new friends reminded me of? That I will get my degree. That there is an awesome school I have known about since I was a kid in Washington State of all places that is the pinnacle for me. If I don't get in, there is always plan B, but the fact that there are now multiple p

Date Ideas
Date Ideas Visit the zoo See an aquarium Go to a play Visit an art gallery Play board games Go to a drive-in movie Go to a car show Go see fireworks Go to a movie Go to an ice skating show Go to a concert Visit garage sales Go to an air show Play card games Make your own video Karaoke See a musical Go to a concert Go out for a cultural dinner Visit a children's hospital Go to the symphony Visit each other's grandparents Volunteer together Go camping Go horseback riding Go miniature golfing Go whitewater rafting Go dancing Rake leaves & play in them Play a game of tag Hopscotch Climb trees together Take a riverboat cruise Play broomball Play kick the can Ride a ferry or steamboat Waterslide Go swimming Go moped riding Go to the driving range Play touch football Jet ski Go sledding Work out together Build a snowman Make snow angels Sunbathe together Run together in the rain Play racquetb

Date A Bad Girl For Halloween!
Have You Wanted To Date A Bad Girl? Now Is Your Chance To Date One Of Sarge's Bad Girls. Drop by and Leave Them Your Best Pick Up Line Or Date Idea. They Will Choose Their Favorite Line Or Idea. You Will Get A Minimum Of 100 Rates From The Bad Girl That Chooses You. Here Are A Sampling of The Bad Girls You Can Choose From: Tulsa's Angel Ticha Blueroses Sexy Green Eyes Chaos' Goddess HoneyDew's Princess Vamp Morticia Devil's Advocate aGEM4life Blue Eyed Brat Ecuadorian Goddess

The Date
"Is she coming?" I asked eagerly while on the phone with my man. Our rondesvous with her had been wildly anticipated for quite some time now. It was to be dinner out and a night at the Hilton. Thinking of it sent shivers through me. "Six O'clock at Sargenti's, Darling." He reassured me with that sweet rumbling quality in his voice, low and mischevous. Giggling, I stopped the call and continued my beauty routine. I looked pretty damned good in my red wrap dress, showing my curves and just enough cleavage appropriate for dinner. As I was putting on my finishing touches, I heard him come home. A slow smile crept upon my crimson lips. I glanced behind my reflection in the mirror at the beautiful man, and I beamed in excitement. Slender and handsome in his suit, I could tell he was already excited; the telltale bulge tugging at his slacks, which I fully appreciated. Our eyes met in the reflection and its clear that after all this time, we wanted each other still. "Let's not be

Date...
if i go on a date i want to go to the bar, because it feels more adult last time i went on a friend date just a get to knwo eachother, i treated him like my daughter, so is it bad i want to go to a bar for my first date or somethng more... SUM IT UP First dates should or should not go to the bars because....... PLEASE COMMENT LIKE CRAZY

Date Set
The wedding date has been set! De and I have agreed on the date, for more than one reason, but thats between us. The Date: July 4th, 2009! Thats right I said it, Independence Day 2009. We are still plaining on the other stuff, you know, my dress, the color setting, seating, who's inivited....normal stuff for a wedding!

"date's"
WELL AS OF RIGHT NOW I AM NOT READY TO GO OUT ON DATE'S WITH ANYONE....I AM TRYING TO GET MY LIFE TOGETHER....I'M TRYING TO SEE WHAT I CAN DO FOR MY KID'S WITH LACK OF FUND'S....I'M TRYING TO COLLECT SOCIAL SECURITY BECAUSE OF MY DISABLITY....I'M ALWAY'S IN PAIN FROM MY WAIST TO MY FEET SO I STAY HOME WITH THE KID'S, DON'T GO OUT MUCH UNLESS IT HAS TO DO WITH ME OR THE KID'S, AND WORK TWO - THREE DAY'S A WEEK BECAUSE OF THE PAIN....

Date Me...
I'm kind of shy about this internet stuff. I'm very blessed. I've accomplished a lot in life already but you'll probably have to pry it out of me in time or hear it from others. I'm not an open book, but I'm real. I don't think I'm better than anyone else. Please dont' ask me why I'm on a site; I usually date locally but I'm pretty busy and it allows me to meet people from different parts of the world. Just because you are on a site it doesn't mean you are desperate or that you are a jerk. I've never had a problem dating but I'm serious about settling down. I'm just a regular girl next door type. I'll put the good things about me but I definitely have my faults. I like most people but I don't like arrogance or insecure people that brag about how great they are. I like to listen and take in what people feel and say, and I'm sensitive to peoples feelings and needs. I'm family oriented. If you are looking for GQ arrogant party girl, I'm not the o

Dates
January 200923 - St. Paul, MN - Xcel Energy Center24 - Kansas City, MO - Sprint Center25 - Council Bluffs, IA - Mid America Center27 - Madison, WI - Alliant Energy Center28 - Des Moines, IA - Wells Fargo Arena30 - Rosemont, IL - Allstate Arena31 - Auburn Hills, MI - The Palace of Auburn HillsFebruary 20092 - Peoria, IL - Peoria Civic Center3 - Indianapolis, IN - Pepsi Coliseum5 - New York, NY - Madison Square Garden6 - Lowell, MA - Tsongas Arena7 - Camden, NJ - Susquehanna Bank Center9 - Greensboro, NC - Greensboro Coliseum Complex10 - Charlotte, NC - Cricket Arena11 - Greenville, SC - Bi-Lo Center13 - Baltimore, MD - 1st Mariner Arena14 - Lexington, KY - Rupp Arena15 - Nashville, TN - Sommet Center17 - Duluth, GA - Gwinnett Center18 - Orlando, FL - UCF Arena19 - Pensacola, FL - Pensacola Civic Center21 - Corpus Christi, TX - Concrete Street Amphitheater22 - Grand Prairie, TX - Nokia Theatre23 - Tulsa, OK - BOK Center26 - Houston, TX - Verizon Wireless Theater28 - El Paso, TX - El Paso

Dateing List
1. would you date a guy who is good looking ugly or just decent2. would it matter if he can cook or would you not date him because he cant3. would you be with someone who has a car or does it not matter to you4. would you be with who is nice and sweet or someone who well treat you like shit and you still go back with him5. does it matter if he was broke.rich.or just decent wise6.how imported is it if they like pets and you don't7.does it matter to you if they like your parents or not 8. do you care about religion enough that you wont be with the person because they don't care or would you rather be with someone who love it as much as you do even if he was mr right9. if you new he had a hard life and everything he has been Thu would you give him a chance even if you new some of his past you would not like10. would it matter to you if he likes to stay in at times or go out all the time11. does it matter if the person has a strong and high sex drive and wants it all the time or does it ma

Date
Had my first "date" in three years. We had arranged to meet at a local bookstore at 630 last night, she didnt show up til almost an hour later, if I werent so alone I wouldnt have even waited but I did, and it just got worse from there. She was in such a hurry to get away she ended up taking the wrong bus just to ditch me. Why doesnt god just let me die already? I know in the end if things continue this way im just going to become a monster and bring death and hatred to humanity. Maybe thats what im supposed to do. And it wasnt like I was being all depressed and angry or nothing, I did my best to be my old pre-seattle happy self. Its just no good. Oh well.

Dates
Dates Many times in dreams, dates and numbers are used as a signal to identify something from the dream that will translate to waking life. In dreams, dates may be clues to guide you toward a time or event that is serving as the trigger for the dream.

[date 1.5 ... 2? ... ]
So yesterdays, I called up my ... "friend from work" *rolls eyes* (I'll get to that later) and gave her directions to get here. In about thirty minutes time I get a call "hey what are you doing tonight?" Stepping into my jeans in my almost-fencer's build, scrubbing my neck length copper hair I say matter of factly "absolutely nothing" "would you like to go see a play with me and (rommate)?" sure, what's playing what theatre, what will I owe you for the ticket? Details, etc etc I get there around 7, at which point I'm informed we're picking up her TRAINWRECK exboyfriend. DElightful. And apparently roommate's dozey younger brother has the tickets. We pick this kid up and first thought out of my head is "prescription drug abuser" ... seriously his speach is jumbled, his thought processes are incomprehensible,and he's trying for that whole "I'm so weird I MUST be brilliant"and he's not pulling it off. He slurs his speach, he actually starts speaking NONSENSEat one point...

[date Threeish]
All that prep, all that possitive energyall culminating to well, 2 people spending a pleasant afternoon together. I kissed her hand when she said duck was her favorite. That sparked conversation several different directions. Caviar, wine, wit and in common. I just hope she thinks about me as often as I think about her. Oh, and aside from breaking a bowl and doing her usual face smoochingmy dog was in excellent form. I've invited her to the french restaurant and sushi... its not so much that I want to impress her, its that I'd go to these places more often if I had someone to go with. I don't know how she feels about me... or that she's in as much torment as I am. I highly doubt she does, that she is. Most unfortunate. Oh, and we're negotiating next weekend. I asked, she said.

The Date~ Part 1
She'd had it all explained to her. She wasn't really involved in the lifestyle, but was curious enough that she thought she'd give it a go. Besides, she really liked my Master. i think she would have fucked Him in front of a live television audience if that was what He had asked for. But He hadn't. Instead, He had invited her to spend an evening at His home in the country. The home He also shares with me.One thing i was never denied as my Master's slave grrl was adorable outfits. i make so few demands. Fuck ANYONE you want, just please please please let me watch and get me a cute outfit so i am presentable. So i pick her up in my driving outfit, which is of course a black skirt and jacket with a white shirt. Corset, of course. Ball gag so i don't interrupt them. And we can't forget the collar. On this trip, Master had been kind enough to let me wear my vibrating underwear. He held the remote for it in His pocket and would occasionally change the setting to remind me that He is always i

Date With Me?
So I have men telling me things like "what I wouldn't do to date you" and it got me to thinking....What would you do to get a date with me? I haven't been on a real date in a long long time because most guys I have been with were friends already for yrs and we just kinda took it to the next level. I am wanting to be wooed/chased instead of me planning things and going after the guy so I was curious as to who would want to take me out & what you would plan. And please don't give me a fairytale unless you can make it real--- I'm a simple girl but I also love the glamorous/gourmet lifestyle too. Who knows, if you live close to me and I like your plans I might ask you to make a date ;)

Date Me
Application for Permission to Me APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE ME NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor. NAME_____________________________________ DATE OF BIRTH_____________ HEIGHT___________ WEIGHT____________ IQ__________ GPA_____________ SOCIAL SECURITY #_________________ DRIVERS LICENSE #________________ BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES____________________________________________ HOME ADDRESS_______________________ CITY/STATE___________ ZIP______ Do you have parents? ___Yes ___No If No, explain: ______________________________________________________________ Number of years they have been married ______________________________ If less than your age, explain ______________________________________________________________ ______________________________________

Dates
Why is it still hard to be on a date? Each time I'm on a date all I can do is knitpick in my head about what's going on. I get truend off by a guy so quickly it's sad. You'd think I'd not be that picky but I am. This guy is nice but when i mentioned to him how i've been in the mood to get drunk he said he gets violent when he's drunk. downer. also each time i looked away and looked back he was stairing at my breasts. They are average size for crying out loud. The way he was looking at them they could have been a feast and he someone who hasn't eaten in 30 days.

Dating
Im not looking for dates, Sorry but Im in relationship kinda sorta. All Im really lookin for are cool people to talk to and maybe hang out with. I dont give out my number unless I get to know you first. I will give you my yahoo sn if you ask. But if you piss me off I will block you both here and on yahoo. The only real way to piss me off is by calling me names. Dont do that and we will get along fine. I dont want any drama just fun.

Dating After A Break Up Or Divorce
Dating After A Break up or Divorce Current mood: good Category: Romance and Relationships Have you recently had a relationship end and felt like you couldn't completely "move on"... even though you want to and you know it's over? And, is there something you STILL don't understand about what happened, why it ended, or what his "deal" was... and even though you want to get past it, it keeps coming up in your mind? Do you still think about what you could have done differently? Not just so that the next time around your new relationship will work much, much better... But maybe, deep down, you secretly wish that things had worked out differently and you could get back to that loving, connected place with the man you were with before things went "wrong" and he started acting different around you. If you've ever felt this way, then keep reading. There are a few different break-up "scenarios". Here are the 3 general ones: 1. You initiate the break up

Dating... On-line Style.
I don't know. It's not something I've ever done before yet I've heard the term "on-line dating" several times. I like this man I've met on here; he is funny and has amused and entertained me immensely. Someone I think I would like to know better. He makes me laugh and smile, he flatters me and makes me shy. I enjoy his company. It surprised me when he opened his heart to me. I really did not expect it at all. It was a "WOW!" to me. I feel like a school girl on her first date, all excited. He was honest and expressed his apprehensions about my leaving LC because I was getting bored and never getting to talk to me or getting to know me. I had a dream about him that I did not want to admit to having. It further amazed me when he admitted to having a dream about me. I didn't even tell him that I had a dream about him. He told me his dream and it was pleasantly surprising to learn that our dreams were very much similar. We spent the night talking, very open and I think ho

Dating! "yawn"
Your Dating Purity Score: 49% You are an average dater. You're experienced enough to be a great girlfriend or boyfriend... Though you still may be figuring out exactly what you want in love! Dating Purity Test

Dating And Love
You know...love is such a fucked up thing.....its odd how you think that you find someone that is just great for you and for some ODD reason, it just doesn't work out....I tell my friends that I got thru men as often as I do underwear, but I just don't get it! Maybe I'm alittle too picky when it comes to what I want, but is there really anything wrong with that? Hell, marriage one sucked and I didn't want any of that every again....One of the last guys I dated, things were okay for a few weeks..then it was all over....there wasn't any time for me to say..oh my gosh..what happened..NOR did I want too..he was outta my life and YES...I was on to the next guy....Hum..just seems that maybe I've had things alittle fucked up in my mind...but good news for me..I think I'm all straight on it..and its time to settle down.....WOOHOO! Go me! HAHA...now lets see just how long that really lasts and see if I can find a guy that can truely make me HAPPY! Ready or not..here I come! MUAH!

Dating Purity Scores:
Your Dating Purity Score: 64% You are an under-experienced dater. This doesn't mean you're unexperienced - far from it. It just means that there's a lot of romance left to discover! Dating Purity Test

Dating, Seeing Each Other And Hooking Up
Depending on who you are asking there is a big difference between dating, seeing each other and hooking up. Hell when I was in high school there was going out. Ive asked a few people, both men and women what the difference is. Well I was surprised, all of them gave a different answer. I asked a couple and I think it started a fight between them. One thought they were dating and the other thought they were seeing each other. I know, symantics right? I guess so, but symantics seems to get in the way a lot. To me, dating means I am dating you, and other women. Nothing serious. While seeing each other is more exclusive and hooking up is a nice way of saying we are screwing. I wonder how many times things would have been different, how many arguments avoided if dating only meant one thing and everyone was on the same page. There should be a universal code. An unwritten law that everyone knows so there isn’t any confusion. It would make that inevitable conversation a lot easier. ‘So wha

The "dating Masters" Reveal Their Secrets...
The "Dating Masters" Reveal Their Secrets... -------------------------------------------------- To safely and permanently exclude yourself from future mailings just click the link at the end of this newsletter. To sign yourself up for this complimentary e-letter, visit www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com -------------------------------------------------- >NOTE: If you'd like to see all of the different programs I've created to help you learn how to meet women... plus watch video clips from each of them... then go check this out right now: http://www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com/e/17842/Catalog/ So, let me ask you a quick question. Who do you think is the world's BEST dating teacher? No, I'm not talking about myself, but thanks for thinking so... I think the answer might surprise you. The worlds best dating teacher is a WOMAN. But not just any woman. I'm talking about a woman who is "attractive and she knows it". You know the one. I'm sure you'v

Dating Online
heres a new one for all the people who like to read my shit.When your talking to people online try to know who you are talking to. You dont know that person i say person because you may think your talking to a girl and its a guy or the other way around.There are some people on my list i want to get to know but guss what no luck for me so before you say it think about it what the fuck are you thinking thanks bratt

Dating Personality Results
Your dating personality profile:Big-Hearted - You are a kind and caring person. Your warmth is inviting, and your heart is a wellspring of love.Liberal - Politics matters to you, and you aren't afraid to share your left-leaning views. You would never be caught voting for a conservative candidate.Intellectual - You consider your mind amongst your assets. Learning is not a chore but a constant search after wisdom and knowledge. You value education and rationality.Your date match profile:Practical - You are drawn to people who are sensible and smart. Flashy, materialistic people turn you off. You appreciate the simpler side of living.Big-Hearted - You want someone compassionate, someone gentle and kind. A loving, nurturing person will fill that hole in your life.Intellectual - You seek out intelligence. Idle chit-chat is not what you are after. You prefer your date who can stimulate your mind.Your Top Ten Traits1. Big-Hearted2. Liberal3. Intellectual4. Practical5. Wealthy/Ambitio

Dating Test, Thanks Bc This Was Cool
Your dating personality profile:Adventurous - Just sitting around the house is not something that appeals to you. You love to be out trying new things and really experiencing life.Liberal - Politics matters to you, and you aren't afraid to share your left-leaning views. You would never be caught voting for a conservative candidate.Shy - You are often timid around others, though you will open up when the right person comes along.Your date match profile:Adventurous - You are looking for someone who is willing to try new things and experience life to its fullest. You need a companion who encourages you to take risks and do exciting things.Outgoing - Shy and timid people are not who you are after. You need someone with a vibrant personality to breathe life into a relationship.Practical - You are drawn to people who are sensible and smart. Flashy, materialistic people turn you off. You appreciate the simpler side of living.Your Top Ten Traits1. Adventurous2. Liberal3. Shy4. Sensual5.

Dating Test
Your dating personality profile:Outgoing - You can liven up any party. You've got a way with people and have little difficulty charming your dates.Liberal - Politics matters to you, and you aren't afraid to share your left-leaning views. You would never be caught voting for a conservative candidate.Stylish - You do not lack for fashion sense. Style matters. You wouldn't want to be seen with someone who doesn't care about her appearance.Your date match profile:Outgoing - Shy and timid people are not who you are after. You need someone with a vibrant personality to breathe life into a relationship.Conservative - Forget liberals, you need a conservative match. Political discussions interest you, and a conservative will offer the viewpoint you need.Intellectual - You seek out intelligence. Idle chit-chat is not what you are after. You prefer your date who can stimulate your mind.Your Top Ten Traits1. Outgoing2. Liberal3. Stylish4. Athletic5. Sensual6. Wealthy/Ambitious7. Big-Hearte

Dating Test
Your dating personality profile:Sensual - You are not particularly shy when it comes to your sexuality. You know what you like and do not feel inhibited.Romantic - You know exactly how to melt your date's heart. Romance comes naturally to you and is an important component of any relationship you have.Adventurous - Just sitting around the house is not something that appeals to you. You love to be out trying new things and really experiencing life.Your date match profile:Romantic - You need someone with a traditional understanding of romance. A true romantic is a must-have in any potential date.Practical - You are drawn to people who are sensible and smart. Flashy, materialistic people turn you off. You appreciate the simpler side of living.Funny - You consider a good sense of humor a major necessity in a date. If his jokes make you laugh, he has won your heart.Your Top Ten Traits1. Sensual2. Romantic3. Adventurous4. Athletic5. Liberal6. Wealthy/Ambitious7. Practical8. Shy9. Intel

Dating Rules....
On a first date: I will not put out, although, upon cessation of said date I will violently rape my Rabbit and envision your hands and mouth all over my body. We may discuss this in the future, if I decide you're worthy of more conversation. In an effort to further my not-putting-out goal, I will not shave and will wear mis-matched socks. Just remember this if you respond to this ad, we go out, and you are having dirty thoughts over dinner. UNSHAVEN/MISMATCHED (just repeat it to yourself. You may be surprised how quickly wood will disappear) I will engage you in conversation, perhaps shock you with hilarious stories of my past. I may use "big" words, and I refuse to dummy down for anyone. I will make you laugh, assuming you have a brain and the personality to "get it". I won't order a salad, nor will I order the most expensive entree. If I am hungry, I will eat. I may call you the following day. I may not. On the second date: I may, in fact, put out. Why?

Dating Purity Test
Your Dating Purity Score: 52% You are an average dater. You're experienced enough to be a great girlfriend or boyfriend... Though you still may be figuring out exactly what you want in love! Dating Purity Test

Dating Purity Test
Your Dating Purity Score: 41% You are an average dater. You're experienced enough to be a great girlfriend or boyfriend... Though you still may be figuring out exactly what you want in love! Dating Purity Test

Dating Blog
Hey guys, I have noticed that a lot of people here have had problems when it comes to dating and what not. So, as a service to all the ladies, I'm going to talk about a couple of topics that you guys mention every week. To begin with, I would love to hear from you as to what you've had problems with. I'm a guy and have seen a lot of different things via my relats or those of my friends. So try me, can't hurt!

Dating My Teenage Daughter
10 RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER OR SISTER (CONSITER YOURSELF WARNED) 1. If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. 2.You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them. 3. I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, In order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric

Dating Women
WHITE WOMEN First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position. IRISH WOMEN First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ITALIAN WOMEN First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant. Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs. Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring. 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex. 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend. JEWISH WOMEN First Date: You get dynamite head. Second Date: You get more great head. Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. CHINESE WOMEN First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happe

Dating Younger Women, How To Be "cocky & Funny"
Dating Younger Women, How To Be "Cocky & Funny" >I get a lot of questions about how I learned to be successful with women and dating... so I took the time to write out my story, plus add some good tips and tricks... along with some great descriptions and video clips of all my different audio and video programs. If you want to see it all, then go check this out: http://www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com/e/17842/Catalog/ ***SUCCESS STORY*** Davie D, I have had your book and newsletters for almost 2 years. Yesterday I sent away for your advanced series. Your material is quality and obviously the way to go (I'm ridiculously cheap and I wouldnt have spent the extra money on the advanced series if i knew it wouldnt work) My most recent story goes like this: I was working and met some female (9.0 on my scale) exactly the type of face i like. She had a hard- to-get personality. I teased her and had some good conversation for a few minutes. She had to go bu

Dating Persona
The Gentleman Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLMm) Steady & mature. You are The Gentleman. For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you're their man. You're sophisticated. You know what you want both in a relationship and outside of it. You have a substantial romantic side, and you're experienced enough sexually to handle yourself in that arena, too. Your future relationships will be long-lasting; you're classic "marrying material," a prize in the eyes of many. It's possible that behind it all, you're a bit of a male slut. Your best friends know that in relationships you're fundamentally sex-driven. You're a safe, reliable guy, who does get laid. In a lot of ways, you're like a well-worn, comfortable pair of socks. Did you ever jack

The Dating Experiment.....lol
Oh okay...it goes like this. I allowed myself to be talked into persuing or meeting new potential partners online. Since I'm so picky, it's winter (I hate going out in the winter) and I'm picky...no that was not an accidental repeat. I figured, "Okay, what the hell?" "What do I have to lose?" Well the answer to the first question is still open but the second one has been duly answered. What's the answer you ask...? I'm glad you did. The answer to "What do I have to lose?" My patience and my sanity....LOL Before I go on my tirade, I have met some super cool people that I've talked to and write to. So, not everyone is a total wash, I'm making some killer friends in the process. That said. What has started out as "stepping out of the box" for me has become something that is mimicking a science experiment. After a few conversations or text chats with some of these guys, I am thoroughly convinced that I'm dealing with individuals with mutated genes. I know, that was harsh but

Dating Quiz
Your dating personality profile:Outgoing - You can liven up any party. You've got a way with people and have little difficulty charming your dates.Adventurous - Just sitting around the house is not something that appeals to you. You love to be out trying new things and really experiencing life.Liberal - Politics matters to you, and you aren't afraid to share your left-leaning views. You would never be caught voting for a conservative candidate.Your date match profile:Outgoing - Shy and timid people are not who you are after. You need someone with a vibrant personality to breathe life into a relationship.Practical - You are drawn to people who are sensible and smart. Flashy, materialistic people turn you off. You appreciate the simpler side of living.Athletic - You aren't looking for a couch potato. You seek someone who is active and who keeps his body in top shape.Your Top Ten Traits1. Outgoing2. Adventurous3. Liberal4. Practical5. Big-Hearted6. Funny7. Sensual8. Athletic9. Weal

Dating Profile
And this is SO totally true right now! Once I'm done with the divorce, once I've caught my breath, maybe...Your Ideal Relationship is Friends Only Honestly, you're not really ready for a relationship right now. And you prefer to keep things platonic, for now. That's not to say that one of your friends could be dating material. You're just taking a break for now.What's Your Ideal Relationship?

Dating Rules Every Guy Should Know
DATING RULES THAT ALL GUYS SHOULD KNOW!!!! This was written by a guy who has had years of experience. and he's pretty damn good with girls... 1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house [without notice]...they run around in their underwear just like we do. 2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud. 3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the hat. 4. NEVER miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful. 5. DON'T refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous. 6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it. 7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms. 8. If you don't sleep with them, DO NOT

Dating
Dating Category: Romance and Relationships IF UR A BOY TITLE THIS GIRLFRIEND APPLICATI0N AND IF UR A GIRL TITLE THIS BOYFRIEND APPLICATI0N!!! REP0ST AND SEE WH0S UR SPECIAL S0ME0NE!!! Name: Age: Phone Number: Hair: Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: Drink/smoke: WHAT D0 Y0U THINK 0F MY Personality: Eyes: Face: Hair: Clothes: Humor: Page: Friends: Body: W0ULD Y0U... Go out with me: Give me your number: Kiss me: Let me kiss you: Watch a movie with me: Let me see you naked: Take a shower with me: Be my bf/gf: Take me home to meet your family: Let me sleep in your bed if I didn't have one: Tell me the truth no matter what: Lie to make me feel better: Let me play with your thong: Try and solve my problems: Hold me down: Give me head: Let me give you head: D0 Y0U... Want to have sex with me: Want to walk on the beach with me: AM I... Smart: Sexy: Funny: Supafly: Interesting to talk to: HAVE Y0U EVER... Thought about me: Gave head: F

Dating Site
Ok...so I thought I would check out this dating site that was recommended to me by a friend. Sounded like a pretty cool site that you can actually set your preferences on what kind of mate or playmate your looking for. I go in and fill out all the required information and low and behold guess what happens...the first person to contact me is a guy wanting to fool around on his wife...now again i ask the question why is marriage and love so important? I can't figure out why if someone marries someone else because the obviously fell in love with that person why they would be so willing to have sex with someone else....why not just get a divorce then screw around instead of doing it behind your partners back? I am still dumbfounded by people that are swingers....people that swap their partners around and have sex with other people???!!! How could you possibly love someone or be married to someone and be so willing to have another person have sex with them. Maybe I am just to naive o

Dating
I thought dating would be so much easier after my ex and i seperated from my ex but damn its gettin harder I know my standards have changed I want a college grad somone in their late 20's Attractve has his shit together- doesnt smoke weed or drink like a fish- has his shit together- I want security and i want it now lol i dont wanna wait lol

Dating Myths
So with Valentine's Day coming up (and believe me, I'll be blogging about my opinion of THAT holiday soon), I thought I'd talk about some dating myths for women that I really feel are still pretty active. Feel free to comment. Please. The dialogue is interesting! These thoughts came from an article in Bust magazine, which is a modern feminist magazine (and not what your dirty mind conjured up). Myth #1: Men's biological imperative is to pursue, so women shouldn't ask men out, shouldn't be the aggressor, etc. Traditionally, men were supposed to pursue because women were taught to be quiet and chaste. This was more society's way of ensuring that women don't go around having multiple partners, since our modern society is patriarchal, and men kinda like to know they're the father of any little kiddies running around. In nature, the male of the species isn't necessarily the aggressor in many cases. I think this one is still active, although it has a lot less hold than it us

Dating Sucks
i remember now why i gave up dating its a aste of time and money! why is it the nicer you are the more girls want the idiots any way i dont think i will be making that mistake again. for those in the know you know who im talking about and those that dont well your lucky if you see her run away she has bad news written all over her just one night with her and well it enough to put you off your dinner enough of me have a great weekend and have fun i know i try try and make up for a lost night tomorrow!!!!!

Dating...
Dating StrengthsDating Weaknesses1. Flirtiness - 87.5%2. Optimism - 85.7%3. Independence - 71.4%4. Sense of Humor - 71.4%5. Adventurousness - 66.7%1. Temper - 75%2. Vanity - 58.3% Dating Strengths ExplainedFlirtiness - Flirting is a good way to break the ice, and you are a pro at it. Being flirtatious will open up many dating opportunities.Optimism - People are drawn to your positive outlook. Your optimism attracts others to you.Independence - Your strong sense of independence comes in handy while dating. You are not held back or tied down; you are free to pursue your interests.Sense of Humor - Women are attracted to people with a good sense of humor. Be sure to put yours on display!Adventurousness - You are willing to try new things and be spontaneous. You want to get out there and really live, and you will attract people with a similar love of life. Dating Weaknesses Explained

Dating And Relationships
Is it possible to meet and intellikgent sensual fun assectionate woman who has not nyet had a family or is at least open tohav ing more who is looking for more than just a lay. a girl who lives in the NY areaor northern nj who has a career but loves family. who is sexual and sensual and loes to kiss and hold hands but also can hold a conversation. A womas who can be vulnerable and love. a woman who wants to share a bath or shower with me and get lost in my arms. When I find her ans we have mutual chemistry i WILL THEN BE A LUCKY MAN. If ou are young enough fun a beautiful person and want to know who I am write me. I cant believe I amwriting this. I never really expected to date on line but I am interested to see what comes of it.

Dating
You Date Like a Woman According to studies on dating, you date like a woman. You tend to take romance seriously, and you're not really out for a fling. A mental and emotional connection always comes first for you. And rushing the physical stuff is likely to turn you off. You're highly selective when it comes to dating, and some may say you're too picky. You know what you want, and when you find it, you're ready to commit.Do You Date Like a Man or a Woman?

Dating
A Glimpse Into The Mind of This Mad Woman I do not understand what the big deal is about dating. I dont understand the herd mentality that everyone should be paired up. I dont understand why people try to hook me up with people I could never be attracted to. It happens all the time. They act like I should be flattered that the person in question is infatuated with me. I dont date by choice. No one seems to get that. I am superficial but very down to earth. Im shallow while at the same time, incredibly deep. Im vain, but not pretty enough to carry it. With me, attraction is immediate or not at all. I dont force myself to feel things that arent real because I really hate to lie to myself. I am not really attracted to anyone right now. I dont feel any burning desire to go out and find someone new, especially when I have so many unfinished relationships haunting me. I miss the ones who used to be here, no matter how briefly. No matter how incomplete the quick fix was, at the time, it

Dating
You Date Like a Man According to studies on dating, you date like a man. You date casually and frequently, getting serious with select people over time. Physical attraction and chemistry is very important to you. And if there's nothing more than a physical connection, that's okay with you (at least for a while). You are definitely looking for love, but you are in no rush to find it. You figure love will eventually come your way, and you're not going to live like a monk while you're waiting!

Dating Application
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Are you a virgin? 5. How tall are ya ? 6. Do you like to dance ?? HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talk junk about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)[no sex]? 16.Would you let anything happen in that bed? 17.Do you think I'm handsome ? 18. If you could change anything about me -would you? 19.Would you die for me? 20.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? 21. Will you post this so I can fi

Dating As An Escort
Yup that's what I do, I'm a professional Escort. Hey it's not a career choice but it does get the bills paid. Unfortunatly it tends to have one of two effects on men. 1. the get all weirded out and run screaming in the other direction or 2. they automaticly assume i'm just going to jump into bed with them and don't take the time to get to know me. Maybe i should just forget about haveing a boyfriend until i get a slightly more legit job. Damnit. Why can't i find a man that undersands that for me work is work and that personal life is just that, PERSONAL! *sigh* all well such is life and this is just another day.

Dating On The Tubes
After witnessing me flip out for what was probably the second time in a month, a friend on here suggested to me that perhaps I should sign up for a dating service so I could meet some "real life" people in my area. A month and a tantrum later, I created a profile on a dating site. The profile shows a bit of my bitchy side, as I don't want a bunch of wife-and-baby seekers contacting me. In that profile, I tried to offer a more "real" version of sugar--someone who is smart and sassy and who is looking for someone equally smassy. I’ve had the profile for about a month now, and my experience with it has been, well, less than satisfying. It's a bit like the people powered mower, if you will. The first few people who contacted me were frightening. The first message was from a 34-year old goateed man. He wrote: -------- Hey Now [Sugar], Name's Mick. Maybe you've been looking for me. I've read a book or two. Fiction or nonfiction? Literature or biography or history or techni

Dating Disaster Jan '07
Ya'll know that I've had bad luck wit women. Anyone I meet, it's only a matter of time when they leave me for someone else. Last week, I was left before it even began and I'm glad I have the help of a good friend. Right after the new year started, I was determined to meet lesbians outside of the bar scene. Myspace gurls don't respond back so I *hangs head* I went to craigslist. Haven't had any success wit any aspect of craigslist but I figured what's the harm in tryin. I wrote a lil ad in my own usually styl-ie and I waited for responses. As I waited, I decided to look at other ads and responded to ones that showed personality witout havin that "just come fuck me tonite" feel. One gurl I said I'd like to chat wit thru text and email first but she just wanted to call. Joyous doesn't talk on the phone. Oh well. Two gurls answered my ad and now I have 2 new myspace friends. One looks like she's gonna be an awesome hangin partner, it's just that she lives on long island. Well one of the ad

Dating ..........
After a long time of being hurt and jaded ;) lol I've decided to put myself back out there, again. I started dating this past week, so far the first date I had went really good...we both had a fun time , it was simple and comfortable. Right now I'm not in any hurry to get serious with anybody, so it's just meeting guys and goin out, nothing sexual at all...and I'd like to keep it that way at least till I get to know ONE person then it's all good ;) lol I'm going to possibly meet somebody else this Sat. , I'm alot more attracted to this one than the last one ( shhh don't tell ) ;) lol and I'm kind of nervous because of that. lol. But anyhow I'll let ya'll know what happens, float or sink lol I swear I know nothing really about the whole dating thing, I was married and w/ the same man for like 18 yrs ugh so this is all really nerve wrecking for me. lol. I'm taking things slow and I figure if something happens then great and if not then that's fine with me too...like I sa

Dating Again Lol
Well I am single again....Which is a good thing for me..So I am placing this on a dating site and would like feedback....come on family and friends let me know what you think, and if there is anything I should change...I want to date again but not scare anyone off...lol So here is my information...let me know what you all think.. I am a single mother, kinda shy, until I get to know you, then you can't shut me up or so my friends say lol...I am looking for female and male friendships and dating around my town of Virginia MN. Not that I do not enjoy IMing, but I want to get out and enjoy life with friends. I am very upfront, maybe to blunt, but I try not to hurt other's, but if I do, I make amends as soon as possible but I am not a mind reader, so I expect you to tell me, so I can do what I can to make amends, if it is important. In other words, you will alway know where you stand with me. I am nonjudgmenal and supportive to my friends. I am always open to two way converstatio

Dating ( Update ) Lol < Smiles >
lol well can ya already tell by the " smiles " hehe if you could see my face you'd definitely know!! I had my other date today , was a lunch date and the guy was absolutely gorgeous and incredible!!!!!! He was a total gentleman, a sweetheart....just wow! A really great guy and he wants another date with me! woohoooo!! :D lol That's TWO FOR TWO , omg I think I'm gonna have a heart attack! LMAO!! So, that's the update , wish me luck on this wonderful journey lol < big smiles > I'll keep ya posted so stay tuned lol....luv ya's xoxox's ......Jade

Dating In 1957
DATING IN 1957 It's the summer of 1957 and Harold goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Harold's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a duck tail hairdo. When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue's mother answers and invites him in. "Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" she says. That's cool. Peggy Sue's mother asks Harold what they're planning to do. Harold replies politely that they will probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive in movie. Peggy Sue's mother responds, "Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it." Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Harold and he says "Wha...aaat?" "Yeah," says Peggy Sue's mother, "We know Peggy Sue really likes to screw; why, she'd screw all night if we let her!" Harold's eyes light up and he smiles from ear to ear. Immediately, he has revised the plans for the evening. A few minutes later, Peggy Sue comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt with Her saddle shoes, and an

Dating A Marines Daughter
Dating a Marines Daughter being the daughter of a Female Marine this is still true! hehhee Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them. Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, In order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your

Dating An Italian's Daughter
Dating an Italian's Daughter Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them. Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, In order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten

The Dating Guide: What They Say Vs. What They Mean
The Dating Guide: What They Say Vs. What They Mean I had to throw this photo in cause .............. oh how many times I heard that when I was bartending. The funny thing is ...... most of them left with the first guy that hit on them. Hmmmmmmmmm, I could never understand it...... "We need to talk." - "I'm pregnant" "I had a wonderful time last night." - "Who the hell are you?" "I've been thinking a lot." - "You're not as attractive when I was drunk" "I've learned a lot from you." - "Next." "I want a commitment." - "I'm sick of masturbation" "I have something to tell you." - "Get tested." "I'm a romantic." - "I'm poor" "I never meant to hurt you." - "I thought you weren't a virgin." "Trust me." - "Let's just keep this between you and me, pumpkin." "I love you." - "God, what have I gotten myself into?" "I think we should just be friends." - "You're ugly" "Haven't I seen you before?" - " Nice ass" "Was it good for you?" - "I'm insecu

Dating Purity Test
Your Dating Purity Score: 67% You are an under-experienced dater. This doesn't mean you're unexperienced - far from it. It just means that there's a lot of romance left to discover! Dating Purity Test

Dating Sucks
Searching for that Pearl in a Sea of Oysters Current mood: pensive Category: Writing and Poetry Why is it so difficult to meet anyone of Quality? Someone who will go the extra mile, say sweet things out of the blue. Do I expect too much? Have I romanticized what dating should be? Or is it just that impossible to find a beautiful Soul? It's more than just sexual satisfaction, that is a part of the puzzle; but hopefully we are more complicated beings than that--more Evolved. I want someone who satisfies my Soul...and damn it, I require a lot of attention and affection. Is no one capable of being that chivalrous? Or is it that no one is up for the challenge because it would require effort? I suppose I could drive myself to the walls of Insanity were I to dwell much longer on the subject. So I Exile myself...Reclusive...Alone...Dreaming that there is a Pearl for me among all the Oysters...in hopes that I am not casting my pearls before swine... Or are gay men just unable to thi

Dating Vs. Marriage
When you are dating.....Farting is never an issue When you are married....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband...at all times. When you are dating.....He takes you out to have a good time When you are married....He brings home a 6 pack, and says "What are you going to drink?" When you are dating.....He holds your hand in public When you are married....He flicks your ear in public When you are dating.....A Single bed for 2 isn't THAT bad When you are married....A King size bed feels like an army cot When you are dating.....You are turned on at the sight of him naked When you are married....You think to yourself...."Was he ALWAYS this hairy????" When you are dating....You enjoyed foreplay When you are married...You tell him "If we have sex, will you leave me alone???" When you are dating.....He hugs you, when he walks by you... for no reason When you are married....He grabs your boob any chance he gets When you are dating.....You p

Dating Pool Again
as you all may know i was seeing this guy, well things have changed he is a dick and did me wrong and now im not seeing anyone. I am not in to games, and i cant understand why many of u all out there are in to it. some of us are for real and have feelings. well anyhow im on the look out again. wish me luck everyone

Dating Sucks
I was seeing this guy for about a month, and one night we were suppose to go to a party. But instead he text messaged me and broke up with me. How nice! 6 hours later he was kissing all over another woman, and took her to the party. I just happened to be there, that was a blast. But i don't get it now he wants me around again, and hardly ever talks or see's the other woman. Should I move on, and say fuck it. Or do I give him abother chance?

9 Dating Mistakes Men Make
Here are the 10 reasons why men fail with women, and how to make sure you avoid every one of these deadly common mistakes... Number 1 Being too much of a nice guy Have you ever noticed that the really attractive women never seem to be attracted to "nice" guys? Of course you have. Just like me, I'm sure you've had attractive female friends that always seemed to date "jerks"... but for some reason they were never romantically interested in you. What's going on here? It's actually very simple. Women don't base their choice of men on how "nice" a guy is. They choose the men they do because they feel a powerful gut level attraction to them. And guess what? Being a nice guy won't make a woman feel that powerful attraction to you. And being nice won't make a woman choose you. I realize that this doesn't make a lot of logical sense, and it's hard to accept... but get over it. Until you accept this fact and begin to act on it, you'll never have the success with women that y

Dating
Okay, I decided to have a little rant about the whole "dating thing". Here's what I think: Men are very visual creatures and think with their penis. If you put out on the first date, you are a ho, but if you don't, they may never call you again. I was married in 1988 and I have to tell you, before I got married I was SCARED. AIDS was fairly new, and "came about" while I was in college. So, all the partying and sex I had as a wild college student could have come back to haunt me. Luckily it did NOT. All we had to worry about back in the eighties was getting pregnant. I was on BC for that. I got divorced in '98 and the whole world had changed. All of a sudden you were taking your life into your own hands if you didn't have a condom. I knew people who got sick and it scared me. So, I searched to find someone to be monogamous with, but not wanting to marry again right away or settle down totally since I was SO WRONG in choosing my husband. So, I found someone and had a

'dating Ads'
Dating Ads aren't always an accurate description as I am sure you already know. Well I have posted a few Ads - See my *NEW* folder - that describe for (the most part ;)). All you do is select which 'Dating Ad' you would answer (doesn't matter if you are in a relationship it's only for fun). Once you select an Ad then you can see who the Ad belongs to ;) Hope you have fun with this! Luv Jen PS there is always at least one safe pick :)

The Dating Persona Test.
The Boy Next DoorRandom Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD) Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet. We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what. Your exact male opposite:The 5-Night StandDeliberate Brutal Sex Master On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold. More than any other type, Boys

Dating
this is sad to say that i've been in more relationships than dates. i don't know how to or look for a date. i've always done my searching online and i've never been with anyone that i didn't meet off the net. i don't konw how to find a date and i somewhat know how the few first dates are supposed to go. if any one would like to give me some advice or something feel free to. I hope whoever reads this has a good day/night Jon

Dating
Current mood: contemplative Category: Life Most people, when they think of a normal date, think dinner and a movie. With a good date, its not a matter of where you go, or what you do. A good date is who you're with. A long walk, an ordered in pizza and a dvd-- with the right person, it doesn't matter. My dream date... for starters, really good conversation. Spending time with someone that you really find yourself interested in. Someone that makes you forget what time it is, or what you have to do tomorrow, what you were supposed to do today. I've really always searched for that. Someone I could really talk with and feel comfortable really opening up to. Someone I could sit up with, talking all night about everything and nothing. I'm convinced they're out there somewhere. It's only a matter of time, and patience :-)

Dating
I don't know how it is for most people, but damn...trying to find a decent guy to date is like searching for a toothpick in a haystack...I'd rather search for a toothpick in a haystack, at least I know I'd find what I'm looking for. I'm ready to throw in the towel. At this point it seems like a completely worthless endeavor...just like this post is on a site like cherrytap. Oh well.

Dating Fun
True dating experiences of mine and friends.. One of my favorites is when one of my friends went on a blind date with a cop to a Chinese restaurant. She had a watermelon matini, and the conversation was going well. When the food arrived, the waiter brought her a 2nd martini, but an apple one, which she really didn't like, but didn't want to make a fuss, so she drank most of it. When the waiter realized his error, he brought her another watermelon martini. Needless to say, after a third martini, she was having a lot of fun & being very witty. So witty in fact, that when she laughed, she shot rice out of her nose accidentally. Believe it or not, he wanted to see her again. She told him yes, as long as you don't arrest me for DUI. She never took his calls again. Moral of the story: A girl's best asset is her 'lie' ability. Same friend, different date. They met in the parking lot of a restaurant & he proudly showed her his "new" car he just purchased for $100.00. When he asked her wh

Dating Different Nationalities
ITALIAN WOMEN: First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant. Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs. Third Date: You have sex. She wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring. 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex. 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress. CHINESE WOMEN: First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again. Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've already realized nothing is ever going to happen. INDIAN WOMEN: First date: Meet her parents. Second date: Set the date of the wedding. Third date: Wedding night. BLACK WOMEN: First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. Third Date: You get to pay her rent. Tenth Da

Dating Vs. Friendship
Dating, Dating vs. Friendship, Dating I've had a rather disproportionately higher ratio of male friends to female, and many of those friendships along the way at some point or another turned into more. The "true" male/female platonic friendship in my personal experience has been a very rare thing. Although I wish that weren't true. Anyway, I used to think that building a solid friendship first was a good thing and that if something romantic spawned out of a friendship than that might be the best start. I guess I felt that there was room to breathe if it was just friendship, more room to be myself. Not that I go out of my way to be different dating, it just seems like as soon as I decide I want something or someone.. then this sort of subconscious mechanism sometimes kicks in where I start to capitulate to the point that I don't even really recognize myself. If I haven't decided I "want" that person, I tend to stay in my own perspective, not afraid of conflict or more to the point

Dating
I am so frustrated, my son is almost 4, I haven't been on a date in God knows how long! I know that I should be able to date and not feel bad about it, but I just can't bring myself to do it. I feel like the time I take to go on a date would take away time from my son, and I just am not for that. My son is my life, I can't imagine taking time away from him just to make myself happy. I mean since day 1 I have always put him first and anything he needs, I want to make sure he has. Even if that means I go without. I am torn.

Dating Me
IF U WANA DATE ME FILL OUT A APP AND POST ME WITH IT Name: Age: Location: Height: Hair (color and style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: OTHER: 1. Where would we go on dates? 2. Who are three of your favorite bands/artists? 3. Do you drink/smoke?? 4. Do you like the beach? 5. If so...would you go with me late at night? 6. Do you like movies? 7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? 8. If you were to take me out to a movie would we watch the movie? 9. If not what would we be doing? 10. Do you play an instrument? 11. If so...what? 12. Would you call me right after we saw eachother to make sure i made it home alright? 13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10? 14. Favorite body part on a guy? 15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? 16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, player, slut)? 17. Would you give me kisses just because? 18. would u fuck me? What Would You do if... I cried: I said I liked you: I kissed

Dating/relationships
I just commented on a mumm about a girl that was abused in her last relationship and has been single for a year and a half. She is afraid to get back out there and trust men again. I have been single since November 06' and there is still no sign of things getting any easier. Things have changed drastically since I used to date many years ago. I am very sweet and reserved and it comes off as shy, which may be true also, but I am just trying to let you show me who you are and develop some sort of trust and connection before I open up. But nowadays it seems as if women only want the assholes anymore. Ones that will treat them like shit, ignore them, cheat, leave them at home and go have fun hitting on other women. I have NEVER cheated, NEVER had a one night stand, No booty calls, and NEVER played a girl to get something I wanted. But where does it get me??? No where..... I am beginning to feel as though there is no one out there for me anymore. I mean I have had dee

Dating Can Be Difficult
Well I actually met someone from here. We had developed a friendship on here first. It was a very comfortable meeting because of that. However even though we both seemed to like each other well enough, turned out to be an all or nothing kinda thing. So every one concerned had to get all weird. To bad, cause we were really pretty damn compatible and if taken step by step could have developed into something great.

Da Tiger
The Chinese Zodiac Tiger im the tiger leader of all TIGER 1926, 1938, 1950, 1962, 1974, 1986, 1998 ..> "Born leader" is the key word for the Tigers. They are always in the lead and are most likely the ones to cry out "Let's Go"! Noble and Fearless, Tigers are respected for their courage, even from those working against them. Tiger people are daring fighters, they are capable of standing up to the better end for what they think is right. Although they could be selfish from time to time in the little things, they are capable of great generosity. Tigers are unpredictable, always tense. and like to be in a hurry. Tiger people are difficult to resist, for they are magnetic characters and their natural air of authority confers a certain prestige on them. They are tempestuous yet calm, warm-hearted yet fearsome, courageous in the face of danger yet yielding and soft in mysterious, unexpected places. Tigers are very confident, perhaps too confident sometimes. Althoug

Dating A Marines Daughter
Dating a Marines Daughter Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them. Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, In order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fast

Dating Sucks!
I've been talking to this guy online for a couple of weeks and he wants to go out this Friday. He is 7 years younger than me and his emails consist of "hey", "yo", and "whats up" Very hard to talk to because it is soooo boring getting a one word response to my questions. Usually it is easier to talk online (u get a chance to think of what to say) If we meet in person and he can't hold a conversation with me...what a boring night. He seems to be very nice and all that good stuff but I'm still not sure if I want to go out or not. If I do go, hopefully I have something to write about afterwards. Not just one word. Lol. I guess we'll see.

Dating A Prostitute
A guy is on a date with this girl, so he takes her to Lover's Lane. When they get up there, she says, ''I have to be honest with you, I'm a hooker.'' The guy thinks about this for a short time and says it's okay. He agrees to pay her $25 and they start having sex. After they finish, the guy says, ''I have to be honest with you now. I'm a cab driver and it'll cost you $25 for me to drive you back into town.''

Dating Is One Big Game!
This past few months have allowed myself to be further engaged in the "dating scene" …. I've had some nice moments, but they normally follow up with aimless wondering. People can be sometime-ish, up and down, high and low. Balance ceases to exist in this game. Therefore, how many participants in this game are balanced? Answer: none! This may seem dramatic, but consider the fact I said those who are participating in the game, those who I feel are balanced may be aware of the game but choose not to engage. Encounters, Meetings & Dates are not accidents... …all of which seldom lead to relationships anymore… without relationship, building trust, friendship, companionship, where does LOVE have a chance to grow? Answer: it doesn't! Lust is rampant in people more than ever; it is a controlling force that is destroying those who it resides in and those who it "attacks"…. Lust grows and is a spirit, therefore, it is alive, transferable and has a mission….it is NEVER satisfied. It's m

Dating Sites...wtf
've found that whenever I look at people on dating sites I'm left wondering why the fuck would I want to talk to them. Its not that their bad people and are probably fairly nice. Its that they are disinteresting. Whenever I read one of these things people always come off sounding silly. Not phoney necessarily, but just silly. All the people who are on their seriously as well as those on their to just see how many people want to fuck them. I look at a lot of things on the internet around four or five in the morning so I have a pretty good grasp on what people will write. The one I find most irritating is that "I don't know what to write about myself" bull shit. You can make anything an adjective with quotations apparently. Anyway, most people will talk endlessly about what they think. Most people only think about how things affect them anyway. How is it this incredible leap to write down what the fuck you like? I just cant describe myself. Listen you're not that fucking com

Dating And Married Men
Okay. I seem to be really attractive to married men. Or is it that they just think my self esteem sucks so I'll be an easy target? Or, is it just that there are so many married men who want to cheat on their wives these days that it's inevitable that I encounter a few? Now, if I was just wanting to have fun and no commitment, a married man is the way to go. But, would that in some way stand in the way of me meeting "the man for me?" Would HE look badly upon me for having been with a married man? I'd like to hear some thoughts from guys on this subject. Does it tend to not sway you one way or the other to know that a woman has been with a married guy? Or do you end up thinking of her as someone who is untrustworthy, lacking something, or just a ho? I'm curious.....

Dating
Ok I might be rambling at the mouth or something. But why do girls always go for the guy with the bad boy look , or treats them like shit, or the guy with the money, so you are telling me that all the nice guys and the good guys that want to treat the girl with respect and everything that they should be treated like are left in last place. I am just confused about that. Maybe someone can clear this one up for me. What do you think??

Dating Sucks
So here it is another year single. All the dates I have had added up is as equal to me as a 5 year relationship. I have found absolutely nothing in dating, except a whole alot of hurt feelings and endless nights of (sometimes) Great Sex.Hang on girls, all it is a one night stand or maybe the fling of the week. How can u honestly believe that this is going to turn out into anything at all. I haven't! I have seen, heard, felt,tasted, and touched some of the most awesome and ignorant men in the world. Just to these All who have loved Hopefuloly they've learned. Dating Sucks. Respectfully No Ones Bitch. Leah

Dating
ITS MY TURN TO BITCH!! Current mood: aggravated Category: Games FIRST LET ME SAY THAT IM A VERY GOOD CATCH AND BETTER THAN THE AVERAGE SO CALLED MAN AN ANY GIRL IS LUCKY TO HAVE ME IN THERE LIFE! I WILL TAKE A GIRL AND SPOIL HER AND PUT HER HIGH ON A PEDESTAL AND SHOW HER LOVE LIKE SHE HAS NEVER SEEN OR FELT BEFORE AND MAKE LOVE TO HER UNTIL HER WHOLE BODY QUIVERS WITH LOVE FROM HEAD TO TOE! SO IF YOU YOU CAN GET ME TOU BETTER HOLD ON TIGHT! SO IVE BEEN SEPERATED FROM MY SOON TO BE X WIFE FOR ABOUT 6 MONTHS NOW AND DATING SUCKS IM TIRED OF PUTTING MYSELF OUT THERE AND GETTING SHIT IN RETURN! IVE HAD GIRLS JUST WANT ME FOR SEX, IVE HAD GIRLS JUST BE SWEET TO ME JUST FOR MONEY, IVE HAD GIRLS SAY NICE THINGS AND TURNAROUND AND AVOID ME, IVE HAD GIRLS NOT ANSWER PHONE CALLS OR RETURN MESSAGES AND COME UP WITH LAME ASS EXCUESS WHY THEY DIDNT. AND I EVEN HAD ONE GIRL TELL ME SHE JUST WANTED TO BE FRIENDS IN A TEXT MESSAGE. SHE DIDNT EVEN HAVE THE RESPECT TO CALL ME.IM THE TYPE

Dating
GIRLS MAKE GUYS STUPID!!! Current mood: contemplative Category: Romance and Relationships ..> GIRLS MAKE GUYS STUPID!!! FIRST OF ALL DATING SUX...2ND DO U EVER FIND URSELF GETTING OVER EXCITED OR START LIKING A PERSON MORE THAN U WANT 2.......... EVEN THOUGH U TOLD URSELF NOT 2 GRRRR......... SO NOW U FIND URSELF ALL WORKED UP OVER THIS PERSON AND U START OVER ANELIZING URSELF AND THEM 2..... AND UR AFRAID IF U TEXT OR CALL OR MESSAGE THEM 2 MUCH OR NOT ENOUGH U MIGHT SCARE THEM OFF.......... AND OF COURSE THIS ALL HAPPENS IN THE BEGGINING OF THINGS...... AND AFTER THAT ITTS A WHOLE NOTHER STORY.............. LOL................. :)

Dating
GIRL U DESERVE AN ASSHOLE!!! Current mood: amused ..> ..> FOR ALL THE GUYS U LEAD ON...................U DESERVE AN ASSHOLE FOR ALL THE GUYS HEARTS U BROKE.........U DESERVE AN ASSHOLE FOR ALL THE GUYS U STOOD UP.................U DESERVE AN ASSHOLE FOR ALL THE GUYS U LIED 2.......................U DESERVE AN ASSHOLE FOR ALL THE GUYS U USED 4 MONEY..........U DESERVE AN ASSHOLE FOR ALL THE GUYS U STOLE FROM.............U DESERVE AN ASSHOLE FOR ALL THE GUYS U CHEATED ON............U DESERVE AN ASSHOLE FOR ALL THE GUYS U USED 4 SEX.................................................... ATLEAST U GAVE HIM SOMETHING AND U WONDER Y GUYS R PLAYERS........... GIRLS REPOST THIS AS BOY U DESERVE A BITCH!!!

Dating
JUS A LIL SECRET!!! Current mood: annoyed Category: Romance and Relationships LADIES IM GONNA LET U IN ON A LIL SECRET ABOUT GUYS.... LIKE ME 4 EXAMPLE. WHEN I MEET OR TALK TO A BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN PERSON I GO FROM JOE COOL TO JOE FOOL IN 1.2 SECONDS.WHEN IM ON THE PHONE OR ON THE COMP IM JOE COOL BUT AS SOON AS IM IN PERSON . JOE COOL GOES OUT THE FUKN WINDOW LOL. I COULD BE IN FRONT OF A CROWD OF HUNDREDS OF PEOPL ON THE MIKE AS AN MC AN NOT B NERVOUS. BUT NOOO WHEN IM WITH A BEAUTIFUL GIRL I GET NERVOUS. IM AT A LOSS 4 WORDS, THE WORDS COME OUT WRONG, I STUDDER, I ASK 2 MANY QUESTIONS, I LOOK AT THE GIRL TO MUCH, OR I GET FIGEITY AN I CANT SIT STILL I HAVE A.D.D. BAD ENOUGH ALL READY MUCH LESS WHEN IM NERVOUS LOL. SEE U GIRLS HAVE 2 WAIT 2 SEE HOW A GUY IS AN IF HES WHAT U WANT OR WHAT HES GONNA DO. A GUY IS THE ONE WAITING FOR THE GO AHEAD OR SEEING HOW FAR HE CAN GO B4 THE GIRL SAYS STOP OR HELL NO LOL.. 4 EXAMPLE A GUY WITH A GIRL ALONE IS LIKE A KID IN A CANDY SHOP

Dating
HOW MANY DOES IT TAKE??? Current mood: aggravated Category: Romance and Relationships HOW MANY ASS HOLES IT TAKE A GIRL TO GO THREW B4 SHE REALIZES SHE IS READY 4 A GUY LIKE ME!!! SERIOUSLY ALL IVE HEARD LATLEY IS GIRLS TALK ABOUT THERE X'S AN HOW BAD THEY WERE BUT SOME HOW I HELP THEM REALIZE THERE NOT READY 4 A GUY LIKE ME. SURE IM NOT PERFECT AN I GET NERVOUS AN I CAN GO FROM JOE COOL 2 JOE FOOL WHEN IM NERVOUS AND I MIGHT B A BIT 2 MUCH OR HARD 2 HANDEL CUZ I LIKE 2 SHOW A GIRL I CARE BY TOUCHING HER AN I LIKE TO CUDDLE..... BUT ATLEAST IM NOT AN ASS HOLE!!!

Dating
GIRLS R NOT THE ONLY ONES Current mood: aggravated Category: Romance and Relationships Y IS IT THAT GIRLS ACT LIKE THERE THE ONLY ONES IN THE WORLD THAT HAVE BEEN THREW SHIT....... AND BECAUSE OF THAT THEY ASSUME AN THINK EVERY GUY HAS TO PROVE HIMSELF WORTHY OF WHAT EVER..... GUYS HAVE BEEN THREW JUST AS MUCH SHIT AS GIRLS...... SO Y IS IT THAT GIRLS DONT THINK THEY HAVE TO PROVE ANYTHING...... GRANTED WOMEN R THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING THAT GOD CREATED FOR MAN...... BUT DAMN..... MEET A BROTHER HALF WAY..... AN PROVE TO HIM Y U SHOULD BE TREATED LIKE A QUEEN...... 4 ONCE.......

Dating
NOT READY 4 A GUY LIKE ME Current mood: aggravated Category: Romance and Relationships IM STARTING 2 COME 2 A CONCLUSION THAT THE ONLY THING IM GOOD AT IS HELPING GIRLS REALIZE THAT THER NOT READY 4 A GUY LIKE ME. GIRLS SAY THEY WANT A GOOD GUY A REAL MAN BUT THEY REALY DONT. THEY WANT THE ***HOLES THE GUYS THAT R LOOSERS AND TREAT THEM AND THEIR KIDS LIKE SHIT. THEY DONT DO ANYTHING NICE, PUT THEM DOWN, NOT ROMANTIC, DONT CALL, NOT LOVEY DOVEY, THEY JUST WANNA DRINK BEER AND WATCH TV OR PARTY, NOT ACTIVE, DEAD BEATS, DONT HAVE JOBS, DO DRUGS, TREAT THERE GIRLS LIKE THER JUST GOOD 4 SEX AND OR THERE CHEATERS AND DONT SPEND TIME OR SEE THEIR KIDS.IF UR EYES R OPEN... U SEE IM NOT THAT GUY!! SO U SEE THIS IS HOW IVE COME 2 MY CONCLUSION, BUT I WILL SAY THIS.4 EVERY GIRL IM 2 MUCH OR NOT ENOUGH 4. THERE WILL B THAT ONE GIRL IM JUST ENOUGH 4!!!!LADIES PLEASE KNOW WHAT YOU WANT B 4 YOU WANT GET 2 KNOW ME SO NEITHER OF US WASTE OUR TIME.

Dating
HAVE U SEEN THIS GIRL? Current mood: curious Category: Romance and Relationships SHE LOVES GOD SHE CAN LEARN TO LOVE ME AND MY LIL GIRL SHE TELLS ME I'M HER WORLD SHE IS SWEET SHE IS THOUGHTFUL SHE IS CARING SHE IS COMPASSIONATE SHE IS RESPECTFUL SHE IS HONEST SHE IS UNDERSTANDING SHE IS LOYAL SHE IS FAITHFUL SHE IS REASSURING SHE IS SUPPORTIVE SHE IS LAID BACK AN EASY GOING SHE IS STRONG WILLED SHE IS SMART SHE IS FUNNY SHE IS ENCOURAGING SHE IS LOVING SHE SAYS I LOVE U AN MEANS IT SHE GIVES ME COMPLIMENTS SHE BUILDS ME UP SHE STANDS BEHIND ME AND MY DECISIONS SHE LIKES AND RESPECTS WHAT I DO FOR A LIVING SHE LISTENS SHE LIKES TO TALK SHE SPEAKS HER MIND SHE ADMITS WHEN SHE IS WRONG SHE STANDS UP WHEN SHE IS RIGHT SHE LIKES TO BE PAMPERED AN SPOILED SHE PAMPERS ME WHEN I'M SICK SHE LIKES TO CUDDLE SHE MISSES ME WHEN I'M GONE SHE KNOWS HOW TO KISS SHE KNOWS HOW TO MAKE LOVE SHE KNOWS HOW TO HAVE SEX SHE KNOWS HOW TO FUCK SHE IS JUST AS

Dating On The 'net
Written in response to this blog on what internet dating is like for a man. Since he's outlined what it's like to date on the internet as a man, I thought I'd talk about what, exactly, it's like to date as a perfectly average woman on the internet. Outgoing Messages: If you ever made any attempt to contact guys on dating sites, you quickly gave it up, as you receive no responses whatsoever. Not even an "I'm not interested." Whether guys think you're overly bold, or guys think you're unattractive, or whatever -- the response rate is basically zero. So you end up reverting back to passivity. Incoming Messages: The majority of messages you receive from men are idiotic or downright offensive. They can be broken down into several categories (obviously some fit into more than one): - Mildly offensive: Usually they start with some variation of "u r so hot." In many cases, they are a blatant come-on. In probably 75% of the mail I receive, I have no desire to ever go out with the gu

Dating Guys Younger Then You
HEY WHAT'S UP PEOPLE, WELL IM SURE SOME OF YOU HAVE DATED GUYS OR GIRLS YOUNGER THEN YOU? HOW WAS IS? SHOULD WOMEN DATE MEN YOUNGER THEN THEM AND SHOULD MEN DATE WOMEN OLDER THEN THEM? WELL TO ME I THINK IT HARD FOR A WOMEN TO BE WITH A MAN YOUNGER THEN THEM. WHY? BECAUSE I'VE TRYED AND HE WANTS TO MUCH OF MY TIME. NEVER CAN DO ANYTHING BY MYSELF. ITS NICE DONT GET ME WRONG WHEN YOU HAVE SOME ONE AND ALL THEY WANT TO DO IS BE WITH YOU, BUT HEY SOMETIMES YOU NEED YOUR SPACE AND JUST BE ALONE OR DOING SOME YOU LIKE. WELL I GUESS IM NOT READY FOR THAT CANED OF THING YET? I REALLY DONT KNOW OR MAY IM JUST USED TO HOW IT WAS ME AND MY TWO BOYS. I DONT THINK ILL EVER BE READY FOR MR. RIGHT!!!!! EVEN IF HE IS MY AGE OR NOT.

Dating, How Soon Is Too Soon????
Ok 1st off this is a blog cuz I still cant write any mumms....but anyways I'm in the beginning of a divorce. What I want to know is after its all said and done....how soon is too soon to start dating other guys? I want to find a suitable man to play a father role for my son. Now I dont want to rush into anything just yet....but I'm just curious on how you all think. Any suggestions?

Dating Vs Marriage
Dating Vs Marriage When you are dating..... Farting is never an issue. When you are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times. When you are dating..... He takes you out to have a good time. When you are married ....He brings home a 6 pack, and says "What are you going to drink?" When you are dating..... He holds your hand in public. When you are married ....He flicks your ear in public. When you are dating..... A Single bed for 2 isn't THAT bad. When you are married ....A King size bed feels like an army cot. When you are dating..... You are turned on at the sight of him naked. When you are married ....You think to yourself "Was he ALWAYS this hairy????" When you are dating..... You enjoyed foreplay. When you are married ....You tell him "If we have sex, will you leave me alone???" When you are dating..... He hugs you, when he walks by you for no reason. When you are married ....He grabs your boob any chance he gets.

Dating
I really hate dating. Even when i wasnt looking to date, i meet a girl and just by accident we start dating. WE are having a blast, getting along great, the first date ends in a kiss. we go on a few more including me taking her to an ohio state football game, we had alot of fun that day. we kissed quite a few times, im happy as can be, we made plans to go out this week, and on my birthday(a week from tomorrow). Well this week she bails on going out to dinner because she working overtime and i work 3rd shift. Just a few minutes ago, she texts me and tells me she just wants to be friends. why in the hell do women feel the need to lead guys on? why does she bother kissing back? atleast i didnt blow money on her, she paid her own way(except for the t icket, i purchased it previously). Why act like you are having a great time and are into a guy then all of a sudden give him the silent treatment for 3 or 4 days then say you just want to be friends, fuck that, thats immature bullshit,

Dating
I have decided that I am going to sit out of the dating scene for awhile. Its not whats it cracked up to be. I know I have only been single since November, except for my last fling that lasted 3 months. I am just going to hang out with friends and family. I have met alot of nice people on this site and they know who they are. But I am going to try this for awhile and maybe something will come along in the future for me, hopefully near future. Someone that I can be with and they can be with me. I dont want that person to change and I dont want them to want me to change. I think that is my problem. I change into something they want me to be, someone i dont like. I like being be me, out going and some of my friends may even say that I am loud at times. and I like to party too. I will keep people posted on how the single life goes for awhile. talk to ya'll leter

Dating
Well, I'm on my first date in a long time. So long in fact, I'd be embarrassed to say. I can't believe it, because I'm usually not the type to be, but I'm a little nervous. I mean I'm in social situations all the time with my work, but I feel like a HS kid lol. Wish me luck (not so much that I get lucky; it's not my style anyway). Pete

Dating Me
I'm Not someone who runs from women but the last few years i have not been able to find a women who is ok with me being over weight at this time in my live. is there any women older or younger then I am interested in what a man is inside then just the hot outside of him. and any women would date me. for real.

Dating With Dollars
www.TwistYou.com is the site which do pay to users by views of User's Posted profile Views of Vidoes Views of game in each case 2 views = 1 cent as much views users gain that much will add in Users account so Create yours free Profile TwistYou Make Money With Dating

Dating Today....
Is dating today really all that different than when we were teenagers? Not really. We still get the butterflies when we meet someone that catches our interest. We still feel the excitement, the anticipation, and yes..the giddiness. And we still feel the disappointment and hurt that they did not notice us, or feel the same. The only true differences between teen / young dating and mature / older dating is that being more mature we are more aware and less accepting of the flaws, mistreatments etc...of the people we meet. That and maybe we expect MORE from the people we meet because of the level of maturity we are apparently supposed to have achieved. The choice in venue for a date is a bit different too...a teen is happy to go to a movie, and hang out at Burger King after, cause they just want a place to hang out. Where as adults, we expect to converse with our date and want to emit a sense of style because we are more concerned, at first, about the image we present, than we are spendi

Dating Tips For Guys
So there are two pieces to this puzzle: 1) How to get a girlfriend. 2) How to not screw it up when you get one. HOW TO GET A GIRLFRIEND Here are some ideas for how to GET a great girlfriend: 1) Realize that attractive, intelligent, amazing women are IN DEMAND. They are RARE (I believe that a man who has his life together and understands women and attraction is FAR RARER, but that's a different conversation). 2) Because these women are rare and in demand, they usually have a lot of EXPERIENCE with men. And guess what? MEN ARE VERY PREDICTABLE. Men usually ask women out in one of a few PREDICTABLE ways... and they usually act one of a few PREDICTABLE ways on dates... and they usually respond in one of a few PREDICTABLE ways after the date... etc. 3) When it comes to the unusually attractive, desirable women, they have usually had a LOT of men who have "fallen" for them "too quickly". In other words, when they meet a guy who falls for them quickly, they RE

Dating
I am a member of a few dating sites...I know silly me! But although I am not a small girl, it never bothered me, I am who I am, take it or leave it! But I recieved this message on one that said " NOT ONLY ARE YOU A FAT B*&%H BUT YOU SCARY UGLY TOO!! I have never been so annoyed, shocked, depressed in MY LIFE!! Who do some of these guys think they are??

Dating And The Single Mom
Long.. And disturbing cause it actually happened More disturbing behaviro scene opens, Shelly A pharmacy tech goes to the prescription drop off counter, There is a guy standing there... Amazingly beautiful guy. He is about 6 foot 2 sandy blonde hair and a scruffy beard. Piercing blue eyes. Shelly is 5 foot 7 maybe about 180 lbs. She has short black hair, brown eyes, the is black but not really dark but not really light either. Shelly: Droppin off? Guy: Yea, Just these 3. (shelly grabs the scripts and drops them in a basket without looking at them then sits them atop of another stack of multicolored baskets) Shelly: About 20 minutes? that okay Guy: Yea thats fine..... Look excuse me for being forward but do you know how amazingly beautiful you are? Shelly: (Gigles) Shut up GUy: Seriously, look, i'm sorry but are you doing anything after work today? Shelly: (exhales and kinda frowns) I am picking my son up from daycare Guy: Awe man, you're marrie

Dating Problems
Why is it that I can meet great women who I'd love to go out with, but when the opportunity comes along, I can't "pull the trigger" so to speak? I fumble with my words, start sweating, or just completely freeze up. What's wrong with my me and my ability to talk to women? This has become an increasing problem for me over the last few months, and I don't know why. Anyone got any idea's that might help me with this problem?

The Dating Game
As it applies to real life of course.It seems to me that today dating isn't even worth trying anymore. It is a wasted effort. If you are not the hottest thing around you really don't have a chance with the opposite sex in your area. Men and women are both guilty of it, so don't say it is only the other sex that does it.I see it everyday, people ruining good relationships over the next " Hottie" that comes along. They also ignore potential lifetime mates to chase these impossible dreams of happy ever after with these fake or uninterested people. WAKE UP PEOPLE! You are setting yourself up for failure for which when you do settle down with someone, that someone will not be able to A)live up to those standards or B)have to put up with the emotional and sometimes physical baggage that you bring into the relationship. Now I know they say it is healthy to dream, but I think it is highly unhealthy to chase a dream that you honestly know is never going to be happy. If you are looking for someb

Dating Around The World.
WHITE WOMEN: First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit. Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position. IRISH WOMEN: First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ITALIAN WOMEN: First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant. Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs. Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring. 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex. 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress. JEWISH WOMEN: First Date: You get terrific head. Second Date: You get even more great head. Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. CHINESE WOMEN: First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. Sec

Dating And Sex.........16 Years Ago Vs. Today
Ahhhhh I remember the good old days. My high school sweetheart and I coming of sexual age together in a closet in my Grandmas house. We didn't really care where. If we were by some bushes when the moment would hit us, then we did it in the bushes. If we were on my Grandmas couch watching The Fresh Prince of Bel Air and I was giving him a hand job under the blankets...then we would sneak off to the garage and I'd give him a quality hummer on the treadmill. We have done it in the backseat of a Renault Alliance, in a mosquito nest on accident, anywhere and everywhere we possibly could. I didn't care that we didn't go anywhere particularly cool. We just did it!. I had been finger-banged more time on the school bus on the way home, than I would like to admit....but hey...it happens. And I had given him more "road head" than any man deserves. It was so fun and honest. 16 years later, as I tried to date a few weeks ago, We found ourselves in a phone conversation that included talk of denta

Dating Issues
I wont ever understand men ever! I dont think we are to understand the opposite sex...keeps us guessing but anyway... Why the hell do you men lie? I know before you say it women lie to but I want to hear from the men as to why...If you dont think someone is pretty or isnt what you thought why bother in hurting that person by telling them that they are? Or the thing that really pisses me off is I will call you later and make plans then the phone dont ring,....ever from that person! I have had some issues lately with this kind of stuff makes me really pissed off. This is why I hate dating and being single. I am not a 6 ft blue eyed blonde who is stick thin. But if you are going to judge me on my looks then I dont need you anyway. Im not one to judge on looks...shit the men I have had that are handsome end up cheating anyway so no thanks!!! Why does dating have to be so damn hard???????????

Dating Tip: How To "sell Yourself" To An Attractive Woman
>NOTE: If you want to know the RIGHT way to get women to notice you AND respond to you, you need to know how to become the kind of man who NATURALLY attracts women. To find out how, read this: On Being A Man This Dating Tip is going to be short and to the point. There's a HUGE mistake that I see guys making ALL THE TIME when it comes to women and dating. And it goes a little somethin' like this... GUYS OFTEN MAKE THE MISTAKE OF "SELLING" TOO FAR IN ADVANCE INSTEAD OF JUST GETTING TO THE NEXT STEP. For example, let's say that a guy is talking to a woman at a coffee shop. Maybe she's sitting at the next table over and they strike up a conversation about the weather. Further, let's say that the woman is unusually attractive and the man is unusually AVERAGE in his approach and method of communicating that he's interetsted. This guy might say something like: "So, let me guess... you have a boyfriend, right?" Or... "OK, I

The Dating Persona Test
The Loverboy Random Gentle Love Master (RGLM) FACT:You embody the German principle of Konstantzusammenschaft, which is best described in English (without using the obscure English word "sammenschaft") as "eternal togethermanship". Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships—as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment. You've had many relationships and nearly all of them have been successful. You're a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most girls think of you as a total catch. Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too. You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative. Otherwise, you'll get bored. And

Dating, Women In General And Jobs.
Ok, here's my deal. My job is scheduled to end anytime, now (contract work) and I do have one possible prospect available. That is point one. Point two is: I am dating a girl who has told me in no uncertain terms that she is happy being single but dating, does not want to move in with me, and does NOT want to get married, even in the next four years or so. She is a great person, and the sex is good, when she decides to give it up that is, and I have the same feelings for her that I had for my ex-wife when we first started dating. I also have a friend that I met here that is after me. One problem there is she lives in California. Now, the job prospect I eluded to earlier would mean I would have to move closer, it's in Lansing, KS which is about a 45 minute drive from where I currently am. So a move is unavoidable if I get the job. So, here is my dilemma. The friend in Cali says I should move there and get a job at their casino (a career I have done before, 5 years) a

Dating
10 Commandments for Dating – for Men 1 ) Thou shalt think quality, not quantity! It is best to take your time and focus on finding the right women for you, not on dating as many hotties as you possibly can. Your membership will be much more valuable to you if you use it to find your life partner, rather than to facilitate rabid serial dating. Word about that will spread, and women will not want to date you. 2 ) Thou shalt call a lady within 48 hours on a weekday or 72 hours on a weekend or holiday once you get her number. The sooner, the better, as she'll be expecting your call. If you don't connect on the first try, be sure to leave her one or more telephone numbers at which she can reach you. If you don't hear back from her within 48 hours on a week day, or 72 hours on a weekend. Never ask a woman out on a first date via e-mail. Remember women are auditory and fall in love "through their ears." A woman will bond with you more quickly if she can hear your voice. 3

Dating
God in Heaven! It has been so long since I've been in the "dating scene" that I'm not really comfortable with it all. Especially now that I have kids it is even more important that I don't screw up. Although my most serious screw-up got me my stepdaughter and my 14 and 11 year old that I wouldn't trade for anything! Of course, the crap from that extended relationship has left some pretty deep wounds, which I am still licking BTW. I guess my point is that I'm actually a mix of fearful and nervous about the whole dating thing... and the PTSD doesn't help any either...*shrug*

Dating Process
Dating process Dating process: 6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U. 6 months : Of course I love U. 6 years : GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose? Back from Work: 6 weeks : Honey, I'm home. 6 months : BACK!! 6 years : What did your mom cook for us today?? Gifts: 6 weeks : Honey, I really hope you liked the ring. 6 months : I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living room. 6 years : Here's the money. Buy yourself something. Phone Ringing: 6 weeks : Baby, somebody wants you on the phone. 6 months : Here, for you. 6 years : PHONE RINGING. Cooking: 6 weeks : I never knew food could taste so good! 6 months : What are we having for dinner tonight? 6 years : AGAIN!!!! Apology: 6 weeks : Honey muffin, don't you worry, Ill never hold this against you. 6 months : Watch out! Don't do it again. 6 years : What's not to understand about what I just said??

Dating Jerks!!
SHE SAYS: No, but we think we do. As someone who dated a jerk, whom I now refer to as my "learning experience," I admit to falling under the jerk spell. Here's how the jerk spell works: we meet the jerk and in some twisted way are seduced by his confidence, charm, and passion. We don't see these as the disguises they are: confidence is really arrogance, charm comes from him being a player, and his passion is being the center of his own universe. The jerk sniffs out our insecurities and uses them to reel us in with compliments that eventually turn into criticisms. The jerk sniffs out our insecurities and uses them to reel us in with compliments that eventually turn into criticisms. And if we see a red flag, like the time my "learning experience" told me his definition of a relationship was "light, fun and physical," we play mind games with ourselves. We use our normally rational inner voice to convince ourselves that we can tame him or that with the right kind of girlfriend he

Dating Sites
I don't do dating, nor dating web sites. It seems like every site is a dating site though. This requires wimmin to publish photographs of themselves wearing only underwear (or less) and pushing thier assets and endowments to the centre of the soft-focused frame. I may be an old romantic (I know I'm old, at least) but where is the adventure, mystery and allure in that. I have a notion that it might be more fun to get to know someone else's mind through a set of text-only exchanges then, when one eventually meets one's partner the surprise and sense of reward should be even greater. Of course life is not that kind or romantic. When expecting to meet that quiet thirty-one year old lady who likes flowers and kittens its probably going to be a 49-year old out-of-work radiator salesman called Kelvin who's just out of the closet and wants to be treated like a virgin. Still, it goes to show that if all you expect is disappointment you'll never go empty handed. Or, as I said on my sil

~dating Ads~
Dating Ad Translations: Want to know what the person is REALLY like behind those "nice" descriptions in Singles Ads? Here are some translations. DANDY LITTLE HOUSE KEEPER: She has been married three times and kept all the houses FINE CHARACTER She's an ex-hooker KNOWS HOW TO HANDLE MONEY: She's a spend thrift and great at spending yours STRONG FAMILY TIES: She's a Mafia Princess LOVES CHILDREN: She's pregnant and needs a husband WONDERFUL PERSONALITY: She's fat GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR: She's fat and will laugh at anything you say THE OUTDOOR TYPE: She hunts, fishes, chews tobacco, just like the guys READY TO SETTLE DOWN: She's thirty-five, in a state of panic, and dying to marry LIKES TO HAVE A GOOD TIME: She gets drunk every time she goes out LOTS OF FUN AT PARTIES: Often makes an ass of herself MATURE WOMAN: She's at least thirty, but looks at least forty-five HAS THE APPEARANCE OF A YOUNG SCHOOL GIRL: She's at least thirty-three, b

Dating Again....
OK.....just a little update on whats going on....Hitler (my ex) has stopped harrassing me...he still calls and texts me, but it's not like he is being rude this time. I've finally decided to move on...I am very happy with my life at this time...all except I still havent found a decent job yet....hopefully that will change soon.

Dating
DATING...IS IT OVERRATED? Dating should be like buying art. Stay open minded while you shop and wait to be struck by the uniqueness of a piece that you want to frame. My problem is....I go about it in reverse. I walk around with my frame in hand trying to find a piece that will fit. WRONG WRONG WRONG... Socrates once said, "An unexamined life is not worth living, so too is an unexamined relationship not worth rekindling."

Dating
When it comes to dating, what do women really want? Cause whatever it is, as a single guy I must really have no clue. I guess being honest and taking a interest in you as a person is not enough. I thought there was more to a relationship then just physical pleasure. So telling you the truth and how I feel is not good enough, then what does a man have to do in being able to tell you how he feels inside? I am sure that woman want a man who can express themselves without stumbling over their own words. I see how some men treat women as objects instead as a equal. As a hopeless romantic would rather treat a woman like she is the only one on God's green earth that is meant for me. I like being a hopeless romantic, doing things that are sweet and unexpected.

Dating Websites
im on a number of different dating websites . I dont take any of them seriously and i dont pay for any of them . one thign really pisses me off ( not the fact that i never get any responses , im used to that ) . that they advertise " free to join" . yes technically its free to register . but thats where reality and them split ways . if i "join" a country club i expect to have full use of the facilities . When you "join" most of these websites they only allow you to view others profiles . you cant actually talk to them . hell if i just wanted to to look at pictures of women there are a million porn sites out there that will let me look for free . "well , Turtle , if it bothers you so much how come you dont jsut pay for it and then you can use it " good question . and there are a few answers . first off i hate to sign up for anythign thats gonna rebill me every month without consulting me first . Secondly , if i was gonan choose one how to i choose which one to use ? thirdly , i k

Dating Strippers
DO NOT for any reason, date a stripper!!!!!! EVER. It's fun, but it is a bad idea!!! They will reduce you a mental person, with an altered perception on reality. And thats is she's NOT a coke fiend. Stay away from them.

Dating?
Some of you know me but not too many and know that I travel alot. Anyways I am starting to slow down with travel and stuff and am thinking about dating. The bad thing is I always meet the wrong women. Where can I go to start looking? I know the web isnt good but I am always bouncin around and dont want bar sluts either. What do I do?

Dating Made Fun And Easy
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Dating
Dating is so complicated at my age. When you get up in your 40's and you find yourself in the dating circle again it can be very stressfull. Meeting new people, deciding what to do, all that stuff. One thing that i have found is that people out there need to just be themselves. I figure that if someone can not except me for me, then i don't need to be with them. I have been this "fake" person in relationships before, but no more. I am me, i want to be me. Life is to short to try to start over and be a different person or change completely to please a person. I will get off my soap box for now. thank for listening

Dating Someone
I've been very happy this past week. I'm now starting to date someone I've known for quite awhile. It's been one of those things that you did not know the person you were looking for was right in front of you. We've been friends for awhile now, and though I was always attracted to him, I never looked at him like that because one, he was in a relationship for quite awhile, and two, we're friends with all the same friends. Right now we're seeing where things will go, and we are starting to tell everyone slowly, but so far we have gotten great responses, and of course, shock. Anyway, that's where things are with me right now.

Dating Application
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It's the summer of 1957, and Harold goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Harold's a pretty hip guy, with his own car and a 'Ducktail' hairdo. When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue's mother answers and invites him in. "Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" Peggy Sue's mother asks Harold what they're planning to do. Harold replies politely that they will probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in movie. Peggy Sue's mother responds, "Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it." Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Harold, and he says, "Whaaaaat?" "Yes," says Peggy Sue's mother. "We know Peggy Sue really likes to screw; why, she'd screw all night if we let her!" Harold's eyes light up, and he smiles from ear to ear. Immediately he has revised his plans for the evening. A few moments later, Peggy Sue comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt with her saddle shoes and announces that she's ready to go. A

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So dating sucks. I've never really done it before and I totally hate it. Its like trying to find a needle in a haystack, except in this case, I've already found the needle, I just dove back in to make sure there isn't another one. WTF? I know I've found what I want. Whether the what and the who are one in the same remains to be seen. Now its a matter of patience. Oh yeah, like I'm SO good at that! If you have any answers or insight, I'd love to hear it!

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DATING TIPS Dating 101: How to Be a Total Man-Magnet A girl who got paid to help guys meet women shares her insights into what motivates men to make a move. Do you ever go out sometimes and feel like guys aren't giving you the attention you deserve, and you can't figure out why? That used to happen to me too. Then I became a part-time "wingwoman" -- a girl who helps guys meet chicks by posing as the guys' platonic female friend. (Wingwoman services are available in many cities, including New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, Dallas, Miami, and St. Louis.) While earning my wings, I learned lots of little tricks every single girl can use to improve her dating success with guys. Warning: Once you perfect these moves, you might find that you're such a powerful man-magnet, you attract guys everywhere. I used to date a guy who asked me out at the ATM! More Dating Articles from Cosmopolitan: The Trick to Meeting Guys Decode His Body Language Dating tip #1: Go out in groups of no bigg

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The Peach Random Gentle Love Master (RGLM) Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are The Peach. For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you're surprisingly experienced in both love and sex. We credit your spontaneous side; you tend to live in the moment, and you don't get bogged down by inhibitions like most women your age. If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace it. You are a fun flirt and an instant sweetheart, but our guess is you're becoming more selective about long-term love. It's getting tougher for you to become permanently attached; and a guy who's in a different place emotionally might misunderstand your early enthusiasm. You can wreck someone simply by enjoying him. Your ideal mate is adventurous and giving, like you. But not overly intense. Your exact female opposite: The Nymph Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer Always avoid: The False Messiah (DBLM) Consider: The Loverboy (RGLM), The Playboy (RGSM), The Boy Ne

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SOOOO....I'M VERY NEW IN THE DATING SCENE AFTER BEING GONE FOR 12YRS. WHAT I HAVE NOTICED IN THE LAST FEW MONTHS IS THINGS HAVE CHANGED. BEFORE I GOT MARRIED, DATING WAS A MAN PICKED YOU UP AT HOME, TOOK YOU TO DINNER AND A MOVIE. HE AT LEAST WORKED AT TRYING TO GET THE BOOTIE AT THE END OF THE NIGHT. NOW IT IS TOTALLY DIFFERENT. RIGHT AWAY THE MAN IS TALKING ABOUT SLAMMIN THAT ASS! HE DOESNT ASK YOU OUT TO DINNER OR A MOVIE..YOU MIGHT GET AN INVITE TO A HOTEL. MAYBE I HAVE JUST MET THE WRONG MEN, IF SO THEN WHERE CAN I MEET THE ONES THAT LIKE THE CHALLENGE OF A WOMAN. SO FOLKS HIT ME UP AND GIVE ME SOME INSIGHT INTO THE WHOLE DATING SCENE THAT I HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT ANYMORE!

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Dating Personality Types Sherry..., you are a (Primary) BUILDER/(Secondary) director You are an executive. You are consistent, reliable, thorough and persevering. You can also be socially charming. So you are good at managing others at home and work, in your social circles, and in community projects. You are efficient too. You have high standards and take your duties seriously, focusing carefully and persistently on your assignments with sensible, concrete, tough-minded thinking and exactitude. You respect schedules, rules, routines and customs. Appropriate behavior is generally important to you. Yet you have a streak of the independent and innovative thinker. As a result, you have a good balance between conventionality and originality. You are also a good leader. You are direct, analytical, and skeptical, as well as emotionally contained and clear headed. You acquire the perks of rank more easily than most. And you handle your possessions gracefully. You also enjoy t

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I am getting so sick of lying men. Why do they say they are into me and then after they get sex just up and leave and not call like they say they will? This makes me wonder if I should just give up on it all and stay a single woman the rest of my life. I really wish I could find one man to date and give my all tender loving to, just one man whom I could treat as a king.

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