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Cursed New Years.....
After this weekend I am totally convinced that my New Years are cursed! At 1:32 am Sunday morning we lost power..the whole town! It did not come back on until around 9:15 pm Monday night. Luckily, my parents have a gas furnace in their old house so them, my brother and his family, and I have been there since early Sunday. I do count my blessings that we had heat and the ability to have warm food. Most of western ks (where I'm at) was with out power..and my town was the last in the county to lose it. So, it deffinately could have been way worse. I haven't had a good New Years since I was 18 (new years 99 going to 2000). I was so trashed that night I was severly hungover ALL DAY the next day! After that the rest of the new years were all down hill. My first legal New Years, when I was 21, I was home all day and night with the flu! No, not the bottle flu...the actual flu. I thought it couldn't get any worse than that..this year proved me wrong. The years in between were just total duds f
Cursed All Of My Days In This Life Time.
Entry for January 13, 2007 I DIED AGAIN WHEN I CAME HOME TODAY. MY HEART, MIND, SOUL AND BODY I GAVE UNTO THEE, WILLINGLY. I BELIEVED YOUR WORDS, " I LOVE YOU, THERE IS ONLY YOU, I WISH TO GROW OLD TOGETHER WITH YOU." SOMETIMES I WISH I HAD NEVER BEEN BORN, BUT THEN AGAIN, I AM THANKFUL FOR MY PAIN AND SUFFERING, MY JOY, MY TINY MOMENTS OF HAPPINESS. FORE THIS IS ALL I HAVE , I FORSAKE ALL OTHERS FOR YOU. THERE IS NO SEX, NO PASSION, NO LIFE, FOR ME, WITHOUT LOVE. I GROW WEARY, OF BEING TOLD, " YOU ARE THE MOST WONDERFUL MAN I HAVE EVER KNOWN, KIND, CONSIDERATE, LOVING AND ROMANTIC." IF THESE WORDS ARE TRUE, WHY IN GODS NAME, MUST ANOTHER PIECE OF MY SOUL AND HEART, BE RIPPED FROM MY BEING? ANSWER ME THIS!!!! DAMN IT !!!!!!! SHALL I NEVER BE TRULY LOVED? SHALL I LIVE WITH NOTHING MORE THAN HEART ACHE, SHALL I BE FOREVER TEASED AND TAUNTED, WITH VISIONS OF LOVE AND PASSION. MY HEART DESCENDS INTO THE DEPTHS OF HELL, THIS DAY THE 13 TH OF JANUARY. SHE
The Curse Of The Mummy:
Of all tales and legends of the supernatural and paranormal, this story is arguably the most documented, the most chilling, and one of the most difficult to explain. As the legend is told, Some 1500 years before Christ, there lived an egyptian princess known only as The Princess of Amen-Ra. When the princess past on, she was placed in an ornate gold coffin and buried deep in a vault at Luxor. Luxor was a city on the banks of the Nile. The Princess of Amen-Ra laid in her tomb, undisturbed, for over 3000 years. That all changed in 1898, when she was unearthed during and excavation of Luxor. During the excavations, 4 rich young Englishmen were invited to visit the dig. While there, one of the excavators offered the 4 men the oppertunity to buy a gold coffin containing the mummified remains of The Princess of Amen-Ra. The four men drew lots to decide who would get the priceless piece. The man who won had to pay several thousand pounds for the ornate coffin. He had the
The Cursed Limousine:
The story begins in Sarajevo. Sarajevo then was in Bosnia and Herzegovina, a state recently annexed by the imperial court of Vienna. The Hapsburg Dynasty gave an open topped limousine, as a gift, to the Archduke Franz Ferdinand, heir to the troubled throne. The Archduke rode in it for the first and last time in July of 1914 on a state visit to Sarajevo. In the limo with the him on this day were his beloved wife the Archduchess Sophie Ferdinand,General Potiorek of the Austian Army, three Austrian Dignitaries, and of course the driver. During an official tour of the city, a nationalist by the name of Gavrilo Princip stepped out onto the road and shot into the limo. Both Franz and Sophie were shot and killed. Soon after this incident, World War I began. Soon after the Archduke's death a general by the name of Potiorek became the next victim "errr" i mean owner of the car. A few weeks into World War I his armies suffered a disasterous rout at the hands of the weak and disorganized ar
Cursed
Looking back Into the past Learning that I wasn’t wrong To leave behind What made me sad Once I cried in song To try again Another chance Only made it worse Now I know It’s not for me It’s just another curse Love and Lust Don’t trust them all Nor give into the fire Fight the spell Behind the magick You’ll see I am a liar Quotes and notes Can’t save me now I’ve fallen much too deep To write away my sorrow To put my pain to sleep I couldn’t give away a fortune I’d never fight for love The slightest hint I know it’s done None becomes enough Run and hide Fly away Never hold me still To dance and play Seduce the moon Disappear Beneath the hill To escape into My paradise Long ago Became my goal To leave my hell To leave you all To free my broken soul A wilted rose A thorny stem Secrets All kept hidden Lies Tales And stories told As if truth had been forbidden Sarcastic terms Hurtful words Are all that I have left But because my magick
Curse Words (nsfw)
im trying to just write every curse word I know fuck cunt shit bitch asshole cock pussy twat ass whore slut faggot ok i can't think of anymore.. :P
A Curse
*Warning - This is not for beginners..... without experience, you will only hurt yourself! Curse ******* There has been unfairness done to me I summon the elements I invoke them I conjure them to do my bidding The four watchtowers shall lay their eyes and minds there shall be fear and guilt and bad blood there shall be submission and no pity I point the threefold law against thee against thee it shall be pointed threefold, a hundred fold is the cost for my anger and pain Thee shall be blinded by the fear blinded by the pain blinded by me binded by me Cursed by me So mote it be! This curse shall be laid upon the victim while burning am image of the victim (wax sigil, photograph, drawing, anything) in the flame of a consecrated black candle. I have posted this on our site, because as free witches we have the right to free will I can not teach if I can not teach fairly, its up to you if and how you use this curse. hexing is powerful m
Cursed Diamond
I lose myself I forget myself Sometimes I fault myself I might fight myself But then I make amends I freeze myself Rain on myself Ok, so I stone myself And I might even find myself But then again what happens if I do So unzip my pride Open me up wide So I can show this to you I want to shine for you I want to sparkle too Just like a diamond cursed Well you know it dont get worse You know that Ill save you time Your trouble now is mine Hold me baby Hold me girl And I will laugh with you If you want me to Roll me in your splendor I'll envy your surrender And show you victory I hate myself Doesnt everybody hate themselves I scare myself Then I tell myself its all in my mind So I let the poison go cause I always know It will be there for me
Cursed!
Arrrrrgggggggh! Yesterday was green grass and warm outside, today is a total whiteout.... :( :(
Cursed
Cursed A breath, A heartbeat, The soft whisper of unspoken words. Caressing one another without even a touch. Knowing each other intimately, Being as one, Knowing each others most treasured secrets, A caring that can never be explained, A love that has crossed the ages. The full circle never broken, Always ending the same, Only to start over again. The love never dies, Even after the people have moved on. The soul cannot rest til all has been completed. So until then they are doomed to return, To start the cycle again. Until they have found the love they deserve, For they are cursed with love. By: gandalf122872 this one was published for me some time ago
Cursed In Love & Life
Do you ever just have a bad few months and you swear to god that you're cursed? Everywhere you look, there's always death. Somehow you're connected to these people in someway. You start making conclusions and horrible thoughts run through your head. This happened because of me, this wouldn't have happend if, or what if I had done this? Would that still have happend? It seems like the only thing we have to learn in life, is loss. Loss of family, friends, lovers, family of lovers, family of friends. Cursed? Or just life? You see these people in pain from all of this and if enough death happends to you in a certain amount of time. Of course you're going to think you have everything to do with it. My ex who is another ex's brother died almost two months ago. And ex's little brother almost died with him. An ex from around that same time just had a little brother die. An ex from a year ago, had two cats die who had been in the family for years, along with a dog
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Cursed
its no good its a disease theres no cure just blank instinct you cant love its an incapability you cant feel your too strong you cant break your invisible you cant breathe your slowly dieing from the broken heart the cursed thinking and that hatred thought that drifted you away from the one thing that you hated yet made you HAPPY! or is the happiness you feel a temporary get away from the real pain youve endored and your broken heart thats CURSED!
The Curse (poem)
This is a curse, My life keeps getting worse. One minute I'm up... then I'm down, Wishing I would drown. In and out of T.R.M.C., Trying so hard to be free. These fatal attemts at suicide, Something I was told to hide. When will this vicious cycle stop? When I'm found by a cop? The cuts run so deep, But yet, I still don't weep. I keep it all inside, Praying that one day I'll die My pain just won't go away, But I keep going from day to day. They all know something's wrong, But still it won't be long. Everyone will know of my pained heart, That has been shattered and torn apart.
Curse Removal
(Originally Posted on July 3, 2006)Last night, my wife and I got to talking about the removal of our curses and what would have to preceed them.My wife is big into public humiliation.  Her main choice of an act of contrition is for the cursed to (a) be naked, (b) be on their knees, (c) be in the middle of a busy public street, and (d) sing the Kitty Cat song from The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy (although I do believe it was actually sung when the show was Grim & Evil).In case you're wondering, the song goes:Look at me, I am a kitty cat.I wear a bowl of peanuts for a hat.If I eat them all, then I'll get fat.La-la-la-la I am a kitty cat.I, on the other hand, just require a simple question to be answered.  The question is, "Why should I remove the curse?"  I mean, I must have had what I considered a damn good reason for doing it in the first place.  Why should I have to undo my hard work?Without a suitably good answer, I will not remove the curse.  Simple enough, huh?  tag: curse,
Curses!
(Originally Posted on July 9, 2006)For the past few days, I have said I was going to tell what happened with George's curse.  Here are the details:I followed the "script" from the Satanic Bible by Anton LaVey for a single-person ritual.  I performed the "Invocation To Satan" and the "Infernal Names", etc., etc., etc., as well as the Destruction Invocation.  Then, to get my blood boiling, I read the following, each on a piece of paper: WHY PUNISH GEORGE: I have assisted George several times.  I have refused to tell Idiot Boss about [George's] inability to work with a fellow coworker.  I did not tell Idiot Boss about George's idea to start a competing company against our company.  George said that if I hadn't come into the meeting about problems with the manual, then Idiot Boss would have fired him on the spot.  And I did not tell Idiot Boss that George assisted in writing the letter. To repay my kindness, George reported a message board entry made by my wife to my boss's henchm
Curses! Revisited
(Originally Posted on July 12, 2006)I think Putz Boy (George's new name, in case you haven't caught on) has tried to apologize in his own way.  He has given me a link to a freelance programmer website (www.odesk.com), where I can earn some extra money getting freelance programming jobs.First off, I don't want to spend the time and/or effort to do that since the pay basically sucks.  Second, it's no where NEAR the apology I deserve.Now, here's the interesting thing.  There are four other coworkers who have approached me to get rid of Putz Boy.  And they are people PB considers friends.  They're also worried he will betray them.  I wonder if the curse helped them decide to do something.  I hope so...Should be interesting here soon...tag: revenge, work, office politics, curse
Cursed
"Cursed" Why is this forced upon me, everything in my life is for all to see, nothing I do can be a damn secret, and I can tell no one, because no one will keep it, most people love me, and very few hate me, sometimes it feels like I'm a rockstar, all I lack is the money, and the expensive cars, but the way I'm treated is usually the same, people I've never met, greet me by name, how the hell did this happen, and what did I do, I never asked for this, I'm not sure what to do, it's most peoples dream, to be adored like this, but its literally hell, sometimes you cant even take a piss, without somebody talking to you, and tagging along, I've searched the store but so far I cant find the People-Be-Gone, everywhere I go I'm invited to a party or show, and asked to join people I dont even know, when I'm on a stage I know thats what I was made to do, sometimes I feel just like a pay-per-view, because it's like I'm in demand, everywhere I go, I get a new fan, theres
Cursed
Be Careful All Ye Who Seek To Love Her. The Blood Moon Shall Weep, The Lonely Rose Shall Bear No More. She Who Sleeps Shall Awaken, And The Cursed One Shall Rise. All Ye Brethren Seek Ye Not The Silver Rose, For She Who Walks The Night Shall Embrace Unholy Darkness. The Sun Shall Shine Its Rays No More, The World Plunged Into Darkness. They Who Walk The Night In It's Eternity Shall Be One. Ye Who Are Of The Light, Walk Not Under The Blood Moon's Light, They Who Prey On Us Shall Be One Through The Night.
Curses At Workses
(Originally posted on January 19, 2007)Last night my wife told me she had cursed two of my coworkers, ones who were going to open the business with me but never seemed to work on it. One of them has been robbed twice in the past month. Fortunately, he had insurance. He's moving out of his apartment, but I wonder if it'll help...In other news, I had lunch last week with Putz Boy. I ignored him quite well. I think he got the feeling I don't care for him...tag: curse, coworkers, Putz Boy-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!
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Cursed
I think Im fucking cursed. I been trying for ions to get a job with the nypd, and they jerk me over. I tried getting a job with the parks police, and they fuck me over. I wanted to goto the beach today since it was 90° degrees today, but since I take care of my mom (mind you I took her out shopping 3x this week) she wanted to go out again and messed my plans up. Im sick of the bs in my life
The Curse Of Me
Just a smile To hide my pain To cover tears That fall like rain "You're the love of my life" Hes said to me But everything he thinks I am I cannot be The love I have for him Is nothing but true Yet an old love has come back Rekindled anew My thoughts are all jumbled Scrambled in my mind What will happen We'll know in time
The Curse
In a land of bleakness, waiting with the raven, stag and wolf dreams of crosses and of dragons threaten alway to engulf the mind, the distaff and the pagan counterweave Blood spills into wine and into puddles undermining what you would believe Drinking wine for blood or blood for wine philosophies cross a crooked line The sun god rends the heart and laps the blood: for Christ's sake, it becomes spiritual food emblazoned now across a holy rood. But in the darkened alleys, late at night disturbing faiths interpolate the plight of others Veins swollen and throats bare they stroke the dragon Thirsting for a sip of life's arteriel wine Intoxicated by warmth and life and proximity We fall into another world's sublimity We cross the line to drink of mortal wine The stag observes the raven flies above the ravenous wolf kills whom she loves The wine upon our lips begins to clot in trying to become what we are not
Curse Of The Horror Movie Stalkers!!
Curse of the Horror Movie Stalkers!!! ============================================= Be queit Laurie Strode, don't make a noise Michael Myers is gonna kill half of Illinios and if that Shape doesn't kill us all we'll have to wait until next fall. but in the meantime, Jason'll slit your throat in Crystal Lake, New York, or a boat or mabey Freddy will get you in your dreams and fill up Elm Street with lots of screams. don't open that box you stupid ass or Pinhead and his crew will cause a bloody mass don't say his name five times you stupid bitch or Candyman will gut you like a fish. Jigsaw has a tumour in his head but that doesn't mean he won't chain you to a bed Leatherface will cut you up inside his home like Sherrif says, meat is meat and bone is bone. don't play with Chucky he's not a nice guy call you a whore and stab you in the eye and it that falls that acid rain soon you'll be, devouring brains. Ash has a boom-stick and a saw of chain with tha
The Curse Of The Hopeless Romantic
My entire life I have been what everyone calls a hopeless romantic. I want the dream. I want my 'Prince Charming'. I used to think that was a good thing. High standards ya know, figured eventually I'd meet that one perfect guy. LOL Believe me there's no such thing! The guy I'm with now is close, the closest I have ever come. He tries to be romantic and he is very sweet. I love him but he's not perfect. It has taken me a long time to come to the realization that no one is perfect. No one can be that 'Prince Charming' that I imagined growing up. I made up this false hope of something that can only come true in the movies. I cannot have a perfect life, whose life is perfect? Things come up, happen, and no one can prevent them. It's life. Life is a neverending turn of events. No one can predict them therefore no one can plan their reaction to an incident. You cannot plan an argument. You can not plan to live forever. Reality bites! But I have learned that that's alright
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Curses
Curse you Guitar Hero 2 you magnificent bastard! You have successfully turned my wrists and fingers to jello. Now I Have to type with a pencil in my mouth hitting one key at a time. You are as addictive as meth but you're legal you son of a bitch. What the fuck am i suppose to do when the 80's version comes out this month, then GH3 and RockBand a few months down the road. I will have no hands left. They are going to turn black and fall off like I had frostbite or something. I will be left with stumps still trying to do hammer ons and pull offs to no avail. You fill me with such rage and joy at the same time, kind of like my ex gf but more joy. Hats off to you Guitar Hero for being possibly one of the best video games ever. Oh and here's some eye candy if anyone managed to read through that shit I just typed.
Cursious 3lw
cursious There's some things on my mind I don't know that I should be thinkin' Am I wasting my time thinkin' 'bout you and I and these feelings? Coz I see you and me holdin' hands, doin' things, goin' further. But they say we're too young and those things will come, I'm just curious. When can I touch you? When can I kiss you? I'm curious. Nothin' more than a girl, Comin' straight from the heart, I'm just feelin' us. Thinkin' bout you and me, Thinkin' bout how it feels, I'm curious. I just wanna know what true love is though, I'm just feelin us. On the phone, in my bed, on my back Starin' at the celing. When I'm talkin' to you, What I feel is it true, I'm wondering. Well I tell it and I, What I feel deep inside, it keeps burning. Does my man understand, everything that I am, I'm curious, I'm curious. When can I touch you? When can I kiss you? [ Curious lyrics found on http://www.completealbumlyrics.com ] I'm curious. Nothin' more than a girl, Co
Curse Of The Vampire
Smell of death is in the air He walks in the shadows of night He comes after me moveing with stealth His eyes are red His teeth are white A few ways to kill him But why, Why should I I welcome his bite Eternall life is the hell I deserve I welcome the curse of the Vampire.............
The Curse Of Kindness
Be nice, I've heard it, was taught and raised to be kind since kindness supposedly can get kindness in return. I am beginning to think that is a day long gone for most, yet it is something I cannot change in me. It is something that became a part of me at a very early age. Don't get me wrong, I have a badboy side to me, and am also a bit of a rebel and even buck the system at times, I just do it in a kind manor, lol. Yet in todays society, it doesn't always bring kindness in return, it gets you told how sweet you are often, but what girl wants sweet anymore, they only want to find the big bad boy and hope he will be kind for them. The kind man is considered too soft for showing that side first as a friend and nothing else is noticed, leaving us lonely and pushed to the back burner, yes, as I said, cursed
...curseword
Marking it NSFW because I say fuck. FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK AND FUCK YOU IMBECILES THAT LIKE TO MARK EVERYTHING NSFW. Today has sucked from the moment I woke up and checked my email to this very moment where I'm sitting here and I can't make myself stop crying. Everything is a disaster. Let's just go with dress rehearsal so that I don't even have to talk about how my day started out sucking. My makeup looks awful. I hate the orange. I'm going to have to pick a different color scheme because it's just not pretty with the red hair. Not to mention it's nowhere near bright enough. I can't get my skirt to stay in place and the footless hose I got are not wanting to cooperate, so pinning wasn't working out either. The skirt is far too long so I have to roll it down. I wish it was shorter but I'm scared to sew it and screw it up. Also. I look like a fucking COW. I don't understand it. Jennifer is larger than I am, or at the very least the same size and manages not to look that bad in her co
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Cursing At Work
Cursing at Work Dear Employees: It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers. Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative 'TRY SAYING' phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner. Number 1 TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training. INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing. Number 2 TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter. INSTEAD OF: She's a f___ing bit__. Number 3 TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late. INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this? Number 4 TR
Curses
I just decided to whisper a curse into the void. I watch too much damn tv, but what the hell. I was watching Law and Order SVU, and I thought to myself that I would like to see everyone who had ever victimized another human being to die a horrible death and leave the world to the rest of us so that we could live in peace. May it happen soon, in spite of the random nature of the universe.
The Curse Of The De Wren Witch
Massachusetts Colony Oct. 31, 1692 Cassandra de Wren rode her lover hungrily. It had been two days since she saw him last and she had been going insane with need for him. She threw her head back causing her chest to thrust forward and for her long red hair to spill down around her shoulders. Her large white breasts proved too tempting a sight for her lover so he reached up and fondle them with his hands. Cassandra knew it was going to be a fast spending when she felt the beginning of an orgasm licking at her loins. He obviously knew it too because she quickly found herself on her back with him thrusting furiously above her. Cassandra cries of pleasure bounced off the walls of her small cottage when she found her release. Her lover's cries soon joined hers as he soon filled her with his seed. He collapsed on top of her body, his head pillowed between her ample breasts. "I think you are witch," he said breathing heavily. Cassandra stiffened in response. "It is not somethi
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A Curse
i swear it's a curse! every time i stay awake for Law and Order SVU it sucks. When I fall asleep and have it recapped to me the next day it sounds like it was awesome. I have a new strategy, I'm going to start recording them and see what happens then! So since I was so tired, I woke up this morning with my hair so poofed out I looked like the Lion King. LOL!
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Curses...
Okay, ya ever wanna say something so fkd up, that ppl just don't know what to say? Well, try these out. 1. For that bitch who just won't stop running her fkn mouth, and always acts like she better than the rest, put her in her place with this lil piece of gutter sludge - "You cum guzzling, puss pissing, cesspool of filth...". It might not make her run away crying, but it would definitely cut her down quite a few notches. 2. For the guy who just won't give you a break, always fkn with ya, here's a lil somethin for the men in the house - "You cum encrusted, lice infested, sewage slinging,crab hatchery, you..." Guarantied to stop him in his tracks, and just think about the nastiness of that. Just one for each gender. If you like these, and wanna see more, or think they totally suck, just comment and let me know. Oh yea, feel free to rate.
The Curse Of The Werehamster Part Ii: The Transformation
Hello everyone! Most of you have read that I have a particularly strange affliction. About 6 months ago I was at my brother’s house playing Risk (Stop snickering!) when, by what seemed like fate, I was bitten by a demonic domesticated rodent which triggered a strange animalistic metamorphosis in me. Yes I’m a werehamster. You laugh now but a select few have observed this horrific change. Before you ask, yes at times I take on all traits of a hamster. The worst is during a full moon when the full aura of the hamster comes out. Many people ask me about my first transformation. Now I have to say this is a particularly difficult story to tell because of how traumatizing it was for me and my family. It happened about three weeks after I was bitten by the rodent from hell. At this time I thought I had firm control over these changes, boy was I wrong. We were at McDonalds having lunch (yes I took my family to Mickey D’s for dinner. I am the last of the great
The Curse Of The Being A Cancer...
Section 1: How You Approach Life and How You Appear To Others. You appear gentle and soft, and you act rather reserved with others until you know them well and feel it is safe to be open with them. You have a strong need for emotional security and a sense of belonging, and are deeply attached to the past: your heritage, roots, family, cherished friends, familiar places, etc. Making radical changes or moves away from what is known and safe can be very painful and difficult for you. You tend to cling and hold on to people, memories, possessions of personal or sentimental significance. Having a home, a safe haven, is very important to you. Section 2: The Inner You: Your Real Motivation. You have powerful emotional attachments to the past, your family, your childhood, those places you associate with safety and security and your beginnings. Maintaining a connection with your roots and heritage and keeping family bonds strong are very important to you. Loyal, devoted, and sentiment
Curse The Damned Ones!!
I don't even know why I'm crying right now. I don't want to deal with the sh*t I have to face. The stupid shit I deal with on a daily basis. I put myself in such deep denial so long ago about so many things that I think it actually f*cked my head up. Wow, maybe I am crazy. Everyone gets divorced these days. No biggie. Everyone's husbands are complete horrifying shitheads to them. Nothing new. Everyone's, every last relationship, hookup and even friendships never work out. What's new? Everyone, sooner or later, eventually leaves. I guess that is why they started saying "suck it up and drive on." I don't try hard to find the perfect man or the ever lasting love. IT's not even about that sh*t. Ha, yea ok. But hell, companionship with someone who does not drive me up the wall, is always a nice thing. Everyone has bullshit they have to face in life. I never try to make myself anyone's pity story or anything like that. I too, like everyone else, has some issues and bullsh*t to deal wi
Cursing At Work
Dear Employees: It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their coworkers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with coworkers. Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative 'TRY SAYING' phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner. Number 1 TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training. INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing. Number 2 TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter. INSTEAD OF: She's a f___ing bit__. Number 3 TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late. INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this? Number 4 TRY SAYI
Curses Again
Alright, I'm back again with more putrid, filthy, creations from my mind's gutter. So do you think you can handle it, you cum cradling, puss pumping, disease factory... Or maybe yur just a regurgitated bag of steaming monkey shit... How bout that? Want more?
The Curse
All at once my world came crashing down, And no one can understand... Why I often wear a frown! Diagnosed with ""cancer"" were the hardest words recieved, Who actually would of thought? Who actually believes? Believes in my recovery... believes I'll make it through I'm often left in wonder, is this nightmare really true? You can bet that no matter how bad it is... Someone always has it worse!! Although this thing called ""cancer" Is nothing but a CURSE."
Cursed
sometimes i feel like im cursed and now i feel like its gettin passed on to those im close to. im finally gettin to the point im happy with where my life is going but now the people im close to have some bad sh*t happenin to them i wish i knew what to do how to help how to make it all go away i dont have the right words to say and im afraid of sayin the wrong thing i just want those close to me know im here for them if they ever need an ear to listen a shoulder to cry on or someone to go out and get wasted with so we can forget whats goin on in the real world i worry that everything thats goin good for me will disappear and ill be all alone again i guess thats just my insecurities kickin in
Curse Of Poverty
"The curse of poverty has no justification in our age. It is socially as cruel and blind as the practice of cannibalism at the dawn of civilization, when men ate each other because they had not yet learned to take food from the soil or to consume the abundant animal life around them. The time has come for us to civilize ourselves by the total, direct and immediate abolition of poverty." - Martin Luther King, Jr.
The Curse Of Albrecht Manor
April 15th of this month sees the publication of my fifth novel, my first with Dark Roast Press. This is the first in a five novel series chronicling Noah Ravenswood and his assistant Dr. Sarah Bookings. Below is the back cover blurb to tantilize you.... The Curse of Albrecht Manor... The women of the Albrecht family are cursed! For nearly three hundred years the hex uttered by a witch being burnt at the stake has stalked them down the centuries. Priests, herbal women, and even Inquisitors have been brought in to stop it from driving the Albrecht daughters to sexual-induced madness on their twentieth birthday. Nothing has worked; not even an uprooting from their native Germany to America has stopped it. Soon it just became an unfortunate fact of life if you are a female Albrecht. It is present-day and Baron Markus Albrecht nervously awaits his daughter Elsa’s twentieth birthday. For a year he has searched for someone willing and able to halt the hex from driving his daug
Curse You, Penny The Hedgehog!
I’ve been watching “Phineas and Ferb” on the Disney Channel with my kids too much, haven’t I? Anyway, today’s title comes from a hedgehog the speaker at our adult forum Sunday morning brought from Roosevelt Park Zoo where she works. This three-year-old African hedgehog was small enough to fit into a hat and the speaker brought her around while making part of her presentation on God’s creatures. Unlike most Earth Day propaganda that intermittently alternates between how you should lower your standard of living and how to raise every other species on this planet in importance beyond our own (the Weather Channel and Wal-Mart seem to be trying to outdo each other in this regard), there wasn’t anything – and as far as I know, there isn’t – the local zoo (which boasts the largest collection in the Midwest) tries to drill into us beyond knowing how to care for animals and each other. Some of their largest snakes, in fact, were once pets taken to the zoo from their local owners! J
Curse
It is so disheartening to see so many completely helpless, brainless, cowlike women on Fubar. Take all negative qualities in a woman, and put them all together to create an average Fubar woman. And you have an uneducated wreck with 3 kids on avg, a pic of her rack to deceive people into thinkin she is not a fat pig, a big yappy mouth, a buncha Fugirlfirneds she can run that big ole mouth with about their stupid kids, hunky men, soap operas, and recent celeb gossip. Add some faux self esteem, and a penchant for shiny and sparkly things. I admit I dislike people in general, but esp women since so many keep showing themselves in a less than favorable light. I know that subconsciously I am this way because of my mom. She is a scientist with an IQ of 165 and a PhD, that carved out a better life by working and studying hard, and converting from an epidemiologist to a computer programmer within a year of coming to the US. I will never have her strength or her brain, but I do tend to pu
The Curse Of Albrecht Manor
My second review is in for my gothic/erotic/horror novel "The Curse of Albrecht Manor". Check it out here: http://www.longandshortreviews.com/WC/0608/TheCurseOfAlbrechtManor-CN.htm
The Curse
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you." The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife."
The Curse-distrubed
Marked for demolioton, I'm Just a time bomb ticking inside No hope for the hopeless, I can see the pieces are laid out in front of me No point even asking why Couldn't help even if you try Step inside and you might just be the next contestasnt To feel the Brutality! Devastation, Obliteration Are all in a part of Eccasorbation There's no explaining my situation, Now why does this shit keep happening to me? I've held on too long just to let it go now, Will my inner strength get me through it some how Defying the curse that has taken hold Never surrender, I'll never be overcome! Too dark for forgiveness, I Can't seem to do anything right When I try to rebuild I see my humble shelter Just fall to the ground again Object to the evil, I No point to let anyone try Take heed my friend lest you be torn assunder Like all that's become of me Descimation, Decintagration All being apart of imagination, There's no explaining my situation Now why does t
Cursing
Is all your cussing hurting your health? by Jessica Ashley, Shine staff, on Tue Sep 2, 2008 Early in the year, a girlfriend of mine landed a Lent bomb in the middle of a lunchtime conversation we had over Bloody Marys and big salads: She'd given up cussing. For at least forty days. Maybe longer. I sucked down my drink as she told me about the challenges of de-four-wording her vocabulary, even after she'd significantly reduced her swearing since her babies were born and talking like she did in college just no longer seemed appropriate. It was all I could do not to let a string of cuss words loose, the same string of cuss words that wrapped around every single thought that entered my brain once my friend said she was done with that kind of talk. I felt like a four-year old who has just been told by a (much better behaved) kid that she is no longer going to stick her finger into the box fan. All I wanted to do was stick my finger into the effing fan. But I held back. Fi
Cursed!
I have been cursed! Due to many things that happened when I was very young, I love women. Get your minds out of the gutter for a moment. I mean I love women, there is just something about a woman that is so beautiful, please get your mind out of the gutter,lol. Anyway the thing is that I have been cursed, not that I cannot get women to want to be around me, this has never been a problem. I am not a pretty guy, but I have had some of the most beautiful women on earth surrounding me. The problem is that I am the guy they want as a friend, somebody they can trust to give them good advice and to be honest with them. It seems that once you are cast in that role, they can not see that it would make you an ideal lover so it will never cross their mind that you want them. To complicate things more, if you mention it they look at you funny and think that you are kidding. It is like being in a candy store with a sweet tooth and diabetes. I am know it sounds like I am complaining and to a point I
Cursed
Slipping deeper into the hollows of my soul I find, I'm drowning in the shallows of my mind. The lies told to me penetrate my broken heart, and continue to tear my darkening world apart. Words spill so easily from those lips that kissed me in vain. who knew it would only take four letters to cause me so much pain. I promised myself I would never say those words to another as long as I live, but then I met you and I knew my heart I could give. You stomped my emotions into the ground, so now only bloody wreckage can be found.
The Curse
The Curse We heard the tales since we were young Heard the songs that have been sung About an evil spell Someone beautiful is cursed We feel sad through every verse Til a kiss and all is well The message that no one can see Is clearer to someone like me There is no curse or evil spell That's worse than one we give ourselves There is no sorceror as cruel As the proud, angry fool And yet we cry "life isn't fair" Beneath our cries the truth is there The power that will break the spell We should know very well Is locked within ourselves Yet we'd rather blame And curse out fate than change We run from everyone to hide from the pain And all the shame The story's old, we know it well About a wretched evil spell The power that will break this curse Oh I know all too well Is locked within myself
Curse Of The Redhead
Passion boils behind her eyes Her hips have a gentle sway There’s torment of seduction In every word she will say Her more than ample bosom Spills from her strapless dress Framed by auburn locks of hair Inviting every mans’ caress When she walks into the room No man can help but stare A vixen walks among them She’s the goddess with red hair Taunting in a southern drawl With just a hint of teasing She’s carefully constructing Every word she says, as pleasing Women stare with jealous eyes Their husbands spilling drool This wicked witch has cast a spell That proves every man a fool She looks out at her sisters feeling deeply their disgust Wishing she could give to them This curse she knows as lust
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The Curse
 All at once my world came crashing down, And no one can understand... Why I often wear a frown! Diagnosed with ""cancer"" were the hardest words recieved, Who actually would of thought? Who actually believes? Believes in my recovery... believes I'll make it through I'm often left in wonder, is this nightmare really true? You can bet that no matter how bad it is... Someone always has it worse!! Although this thing called ""cancer" Is nothing but a CURSE."
Cursed With A Heart [1/4/09]
WHEN WILL I STOP FALLINGNOT TO LAND SAFELYBUT TO CRASH INTO THE JAGGED ROCKSTHE PAIN IS TOO MUCHWATCHING IS A SLAP IN THE FACEONCE AGAIN THE SCAR OPENS UPTHE CURSE IS WHERE MY HEART LIESEVERYTIME I THINK ITS ENDEDAND I CAN SOAR THROUGH THE CLOUDS MY WINGS ARE DISINTEGRATED IN MID FLIGHTTHIS CYCLE MAKES ME WISH DEATH UPON MYSELFBUT IM HERE WITH TORN WINGSWALKING THE EARTHSEARCHING FOR THE CURE THE WAY TO END THE CURSEWHAT TRIGGERED IT?WHY ME?WILL THESE ANSWERS EVER BE FOUND IN THIS LIFETIME?OR THE NEXT?WITH A PSYCHED MINDA BLEEDING HEARTA MIND FULL OF AFTERTHOUGHTSWHERE ARE YOU?ARE YOU HERE?DID I WALK PAST YOU UNCONSCIOUSLY?I'LL WAIT FOR YOU TO APPEAR TO MEBEFORE ITS TOO LATE........
Curse
When skin turns black and blood turns blue i cursed you cause you forced me to.
Cursed Phone...
    Molded and activated in an Unknown Nether Hell occupied by small animals and a nameless creature that looks remarkably like Neil Diamond with a crew cut that is an unusual shade of orange.    I am writing this in utter exasperation.  My Cell Phone Holster has proven to be a rather weak and flawed excuse for a holster, and my phone which broke mysteriously and for no reason that could be explained to me by the technician at Verizon and was then replaced, has now gone missing.  I am thus cut off from my woman, Heather, and from my family and office.  I have no complaints with the service the phone provides... However I am growing increasingly of the belief that the Blackberry Storm is cursed.      Yes... my blackberry is cursed.  I know this because when I was separated from it during my work day, I developed a severe headache and my neck was sore.  This lasted thru-out the day and I was increasingly stressed out.  By the time I got home around 10:30p friday night my phone had been m
Cursed
A SOUL FILLED WITH POISON FROM LIES YOU HAVE TOLD INFLICTION OF PAIN CAUSED BY THE HAND THAT YOU HOLD   WORRY AND SUFFERING ARE YOUR DEMONS TO FIGHT FOREVER IN DARKNESS , BANISHED FROM LIGHT   A CHILD BURIED IN A WOMB THAT IS DEAD NO SIGN OF HOPE BUT FEELINGS OF DREAD   YOUR PENNENCE FROM HELL FOREVER TO STRIDE THROUGH A FIRE FILLED PIT AND CHOKE ON YOUR PRIDE   MOUNT YOUR BLACK STEED AND SEARCH FOR THE LIGHT BUT YOUR EFFORTS ARE FRUITLESS YOUR DAMNED TO THE NIGHT.   NO REST FOR YOUR SOUL THAT IS BLACK AS A CROW FOREVER SEARCHING , BUT NEVER TO KNOW.   ETERNAL DAMNATION IN TURMOIL AND STRIFE YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW IT&r
The Curse Of Thinking Too Much
I could not think of a better name than the lame curse of thinking too much.. kinda ironic if you think about it cuz this is a result of thinking too much and yet cant come up with a better title than that. guess maybe im the only one that found some humor of that but goes to show who has a weird sense of humor around here.amazing how thinking can lead to long ass things like im sure this is going to be and it ALSO leads to countless hours of sleep lost.. oh well sleep is over rated anyway am i right am i right? no... damn no sense of humor with this bunch. I got to thinking about people and how they treat others especially those they say they care about.  I have seen it more than once cuz most of the people who call themselves a friend have come to me with their relationship problems and have told me what they are doing and what their other half is doing and let me tell you some of the shit i have heard that they do to each other would be down right horrible and yet you see them in p
Cursed With Being The Friend
sometimes i really can not stand my nature. chivalrous, honorable, until the very end. where has it got me. the friend zone. no matter how much i try, how much i give, i take, i get no where. I wish I could go evil but its just not me. respect and honor, almost dead but im still alive
Cursed
Cursed It was nothing but a curse a trance but I feel it wont be the last will I ever find my way out to be free of this hunger to never have to feed on the weak the damned who knows one day I will brake free of my bonds but only time will tell but for now I must feed I glow weaker with each passing day all I can hope for is death will ease this pain this fear never knowing when this cuse will be dispelled.
Curse
I touched a flower yesterday It withered and curled away from my hand Its scarlet hues faded to grey I cried that I didn't understand   I dipped my finger into a watery pool It darkened in righteous anger at me It asked how could I be so cruel To torment it for eternity   I wandered into a beautiful meadow The green grass died around my feet I wept to my heartless shadow The rain around me turned to sleet   I fall to my knees screaming my sorrow Beauty dies before my sight Through the darkness I can't see tomorrow Snuffing out my only light
Curse My Name...
A Curse
. In this Thursday, Oct. 8, 2009 file photograph, Indian Air Force (IAF) personnel march past short-range Prithvi ballistic missile at the IAF Day Parade in New Delhi, India. Victor Cruz Jersey SPOKANE, Wash. Authentic Roddy White Jersey . - Josh Nicholls scored the tying and winning goals as the Saskatoon Blades beat the Spokane Chiefs 5-4 in Western Hockey League action Tuesday. Randy McNaught, Travis Toomey and Stefan Elliott also scored for Saskatoon. Kyle Beach, Mitch Wahl, Steve Kuhn and Mike Aviani replied for Spokane. Adam Morrison made 32 saves for Saskatoon (29-7-4) while James Reid stopped 32 shots for Spokane (23-14-3). Greg Jennings Youth Jersey . Related readings: Settle differences, Britain urged China refutes Britains hijack attack over Copenhagen talks UK blends Olympic treats with Expo To further strengthen communication on the strategic level between China and Britain, the two sides have decided to lift the strateg
Cursed
Cursed is he who does not stand up for himself, for he will become trodden Cursed is he who follows the crowd, ffor he will end up nowhere Cursed is he who does not seek self-improvement, for he will remain weak Cursed is he who lives a lie, for he will know self-hatred Cursed is he who lives in the past, for he will stifle his future Cursed is he who talks behind his friends backs, for he will know only their shadows Cursed is he who puts his job before his family, for his success will become his failure Cursed is he who is unappriciative, for he will forfeit future gifts Cursed is he who talks only of himself, for he will much time alone Cursed is he who cannot accept difference, for his outlook will eclipse his vision Cursed is he who accepts false guilt, for he will be putty in the hands of manipulators Cursed is he who cannnot stomach opposition, for his spine will soften Cursed is he who bases his career on pay alone, for he will never become wealthy Cursed is he who
The Curse Of The Wedding Cake
I have been doing a lot of thinking recent years, and have come up with an interesting theory regarding wedding cake and the female sex drive. Yeah, I know, he is thinking again. Now don't take this as any type of sexist rant or anything, this is all just a  theory that I have spoken to numerous people about, and well the men have a tendency to agree.  Here is the theory; Wedding Cake is the leading cause of women losing their sex drive. How is this possible Monkey? You remember, early on in a relationship, how fresh everything was? You couldn't get enough of one another, you kissed all the time, and you were sexually active. You were thinking, "This is the one I want to be with for a long time, maybe I should consider a committment." Now, here is where it gets interesting and my theory comes into effect. You go through this entire courtship and you finally reach the big day. Flowers everywhere, family and friends all gathered to celebrate this joyous occassion. Let's get this done.
A Curse To Destroyers Of Love
I shouldn't be surprised and I've heard all the excuses. I don't allow comments for a good reason, so my blogs don't turn into a mumm of sorts. Its unbelievable that people give up on love, find an excuse to avoid it. I don't need to list examples, you're all adults. Anybody with a brain knows what one reason is for people to come here. How many times I've had my heart fucked with, ridiculed my beliefs about compassion and was had big time, in person, with someone. I never gave up even after being ripped apart inside many times in life, I'm not afraid of love, to even fall in love again. I threw out all the rules we are were taught as kids to follow, it only served the HEARTLESS who want to control people. It took me 30 years to understand the why's people chose their form of love.It's not hard to tell the perverted from the passion or the lust from the love. Some of you do know me and all of you know that I never did anything perverted that I've heard about going on here, so use that
A Curtain Of Uncertainty
The pearly gates or the fire? I doubt the truth..Follow the darkness, but keep my faith. I am one of God's children. Maybe a gift. Of that I am uncertain. You are one of god's greatest Gifts to the world.. you have been blessed. You Can Seed miracles, but who is there for you? All these blessings, but who will bless you. I am. I will. I owe that to you. Anytime you need me. Anytime. I'll never deny you like Peter did Jesus. Trust me. I don't know you, but I Love you more than anyone could ever know. I Love who you are and what you've helped me see. To me you are more beautiful than words could describe. Thank you for sharing your gift with me.I choose the Light. I will follow the path of righteousness that has been laid before me.
Curtain Rods
CURTAIN RODS---- PRICELESS She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candle-light, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of spring-water. When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything, cleaning, mopping and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steam cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters,
Curtis E Wilson
"IN MEMORY OF A GOOD FATHER" MINE HE WAS IN THE NAVY FOR 24 YRS AND WE LIVED ALL OVER THE WORLD.. HE WAS A GOOD MAN HAD SOME HARD TIMES DID SOME DUMB SHIT BUT DSTILL LOVED HIS FAMILY... HE WAS THERE FOR ME WHEN I NEEDED HIM ... HE WAS THERE FOR ME DURING THE WHOLE 14 YS I WAS IN PRISON (YES I SAID PRISON) NEVER LETTIN ME DOWN NEVER PUTTIN ME DOWN FOR WHAT I DID TO GET IN THERE.... HE WAS A LOVING FATHER AND HUSBAND HIM AND HIS NEW WIFE WERE MARRIED FOR 19 YRS AND SHE IS LIKE A SECOND MOM TO ME ( I LOVE YOU DIXIE) SHE HAS PUT UP WITH A LOT OF BULL SHIT FROM ME AND HIM AND NEVER LEFT OUR SIDES FOR NOTHNG .... WELL THIS IS JUST THE START I AM MAKEIN UP A MYSPACE PAGE UP FOR MY DAD TO KEEP HIM ALIVE AND WHEN DONE I WILL POST IT IN HERE FOR ALL THE VISIT AND ADD....... IF YOU ARE A TRUE FRIEND OF MINE HE WOULD OF LOVED YOU LIKE YOU WERE HIM CHILD AND I LOVE ALKL MY TRUE AND DEAR FRIENDS OF CHERRY ............ PEACE AND LOVE
Curtian Rods
Curtain rods > > She spent the first day packing her personal belongings into > boxes, crates, and suitcases. > On the second day, she had the movers come to collect her things. > On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight,< /SPAN> > put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of > caviar, and a bottle of Chardonnay. > When she had finished, she went into each and every > room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar, > into the hollow of the curtain rods. > > She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. > > When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss > for the first few days. > > Then slowly, the house began to smell. > > They tried everything, cleaning, mopping, and airing the place > out. > > Vents were checked for dead rodents, and carpets were steam > cleaned. > > Air fresheners were hung everywhere. >
Curt??? Was This You??? Lol
>>Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired. Mrs. Fenton insists that he go with >> >>her to Wal-Mart. He gets bored with all the shopping. He prefers to get >> >>in and get out, but Mrs. Fenton loves to browse. Here's a letter sent to >> >>her from the store. >> >> >> >>Dear Mrs. Fenton, >> >>Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a >> >>commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban >> >>both of you from our stores. We have documented all incidents on our >> >>video surveillance equipment. All complaints against Mr. Fenton are >> >>listed below. >> >>Thin gs Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was shopping in >> >>Wal-Mart: >> >>1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's >> >>carts when they weren't looking. >> >>2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at >> >>5-minute intervals. >> >>3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the >> >>res
Curtin Rods
............. >She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. >On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar and a bottle of Chardonnay. >When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp dipped in caviar, into the hollow of the curtain rods. >She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. >When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything; -cleaning, mopping and airing the place out. -Vents werechecked for dead rodents and carpets were steam cleaned. -Air fresheners were hung everywhere. >-Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to
Curtains
Old, but classic..... gotta love this CURTAIN RODS---- PRICELESS She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candle-light, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of spring-water. When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything; cleaning, mopping and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents
Curtain Rods......too Funny Lol
CURTAIN RODS---- PRICELESS >She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and >suitcases. > > >On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. > >On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful >dining room table by candle-light, put on some soft background music, >and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of >spring-water. > >When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a >few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of the >curtain rods. > > >She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. When the husband returned with >his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. > >Then slowly, the house began to smell. > > >They tried everything; cleaning, mopping and airing the place out. > >Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steam cleaned. > > >Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Extermin
Curtis
CURTIS is the name of a boy who goe's to my school n at first i didn't like him but at the time i was going with someone so that's proble why i didn't like him but as time wen't by things changed n now when i see him i don't know what 2 do.cuz he know i like him n he know i know he like me 2 cuz i wrote him 2 let him know how i felt about him n he replyed n he let me know how he falt about me n all i'm gone say is i was very happy afther it all ended.
A Curtsy To The Marquis...
Writer of joys we are to be afraid of, and lover of everything primal a dear master is the Marquis De Sade. Timeless in his works the man, dead, is immortal. His works are still debated and they will forever be as long as we are uncomfortable with sex. So bow to this Master he is forever in charge of some of our more.... carnal needs.
Curtis N Erik Of Creature Feature!!
Creature Feature ROX!! GO AND CHECK THEM OUT !! They are from LA/HOLLYWOOD area... Breaking out into the scene, with some wickedly delicious Lyrics ...If you have a taste for Rock / Electro / Gothic. YOU WILL LOVE THEM ...Just like I do , If you have a myspace page ...ADD THEM and tell them Kiki sent you !! Erik and Curtis are two great guys ... Here's a few pictures of them ... Love ya Erik n Curtis!!! can't wait to see you again real SOON!!! !!!CREATURE FEATURE!!! !!!CREATURE FEATURE!!! *~ERIK X~* *~CURTIS RX~*
Curtain Club **pics**
this weekend has me beat HAHA lastnight at the Curtain Club! oh man our first night was alot of fun. A big thanks to everyone who came out to Sunday Nite Live @ The Curtain Club. I did not take many pics but my fav band of the night was the amazing Lucas Martin.. 15 years old and already playing like the greats! watch this kid he is goin places
Curtious And Respectfull
As a new`ish member to this "what appears at first glances" to be a spot on site. I feel the need to say THANKS for having me and Yo to all members.
The Curtain Rods
>She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates, and >suitcases. > On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. > On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful >dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music, and >feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of Chardonnay. > When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a >few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of the >curtain rods. > She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. > When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the >first few days. > Then slowly, the house began to smell. > They tried everything: cleaning, mopping, and airing the place out. > Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steam cleaned. > Air fresheners were hung everywhere. > Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which >the
Curtain Rod's----priceless
CURTAIN RODS----PRICELESS She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candle-light, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of spring-water. When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. When the husband returned with his new girlfriend,all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything; cleaning, mopping and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steam cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters,during which they h
Curtain Call
you got something something in your head cant seem to shake it loose sit alone sometimes all night looking for an excuse so many nights id lay awake and wait on you eventually you'd come home what was I to do and now its so long ago its not even me its like a dream or a tv show that everyone has seen in this one im writing the ending and you're cut from the script so you say your teary goodbye with quivering lip the past is gone but not forgotten but its not the same its like a walk along the street on a cold rainy day i take my bow and receive my applause and the curtains close in time you learned the mistakes that everyone always knows
Curtain Rods----
CURTAIN RODS---- PRICELESS She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candle-light, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of spring water. When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything; cleaning, mopping and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were s
The Curtain Rods
> She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of Chardonnay. > When she had finished, she went into each and every room and stuffed half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar, into the hollow of the all of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. > When the husband returned with his new, much younger girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything, cleaning, mopping, and airing the place out. ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> Vents were checked for dead rodents, and carpets were steam cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Extermi
Curtain Rods
CURTAIN RODS----PRICELESS She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candle-light, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of spring-water. When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days.Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything; cleaning, mopping and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steam cleaned. Air fresheners were hung ev
Curtis Lee - Pretty Little Angel Eyes
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Curtis Mayfield
If you had a choice of color Which one would you choose my brothers If there was no day or night Which would you prefer to be right How long have you hated your white teacher Who told you, you love your black preacher Do you respect your brother's woman friend And share with black folks not of kin People must prove to the people A better day is coming for you and for me With just a little bit more education And love for our nation Would make a better society Now some of us would rather cuss and make a fuss Than to bring about a little trust But we shall overcome our beliefs someday If you'll only listen to what I have to say And how long have you hated your white teacher Who told you, you love your black preacher Can you respect your brother's woman friend And share with black folks not of kin I said now people must prove to the people A better day is coming for you and for me With just a little bit more education And love for our nation Would make a better
Curtis Mayfield
So in love You do so many things With a smiling face So in love Every time we kiss Is such a pleasant taste That's why I know This feeling good and strong Trying hours We seem to get along I wanna testify You mean so much to me Let me rectify I mean it honestly Ooh, life is strange Believe me, it is true We don't always mean The things we sometimes do Thank you for using Top40db.com. Look at me, look at you You know we're so in love Baby doll, rest a while You're moving my emotions So in love You don't have to worry You have my devotion This love affair Is bigger than we two Lose our faith And it will swallow you Loving you Is what I'll always feel Never, ever doing Things against our will Ooh, natural things Never require any kind of test Being you and I being me You don't worry 'bout the rest And I might as well confess You got me so in love Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh So in love I'll try to do the best That a man can do So i
Curtained By The Veil
They lurk in the night Not to be seen by those with eyes that are unkeen They walk in they day as we wander alone Below us at times and above and beyond Your fear stands over you Like a shadow of the tower of babel You use this fear to climb very high High above the white light that you refuse to look to The shadows follow your every move And you embrace the deadly darkness It floods your eyes and then your mind Clouding your life and eating away at the time The time you gave up For the love of death and leaving it all behind Swim in the bottomless void Eliminate the white light That still stirs in your subconscious Drown deeper and deeper until there is no more The light will assimilate with the nothingness Life ceases to be You are now the walking dead Never to feel or know or have anymore say
Curtain Call
Curtain Call The Curtain falls on her.The light no longer shining.No sound of the audience,Just the sound of shattered glass.He looked her in the eyesAnd she knew the words.Curtain Call is all she thought.The end of light, Of bliss, of all purpose.With five small words, He took her Life, her meaning.She looked at the pieces,Wondered if there was a point.He walked away knowingThat she would be okay.How can anything be wrongWhen it never really happened?
Curtain Rods --- Priceless‏
On the first day, she sadly packed her belongings  into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining-room table, by candle-light; she put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar,and a bottle of spring-water. When she'd finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimps dipped in caviar into the hollow center of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. On the fourth day, the husband came back with  his new girlfriend, and at first all was bliss. Then, slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything; cleaning, mopping, and airing-out the place.   Vents were checked for dead rodents, and carpets were steam cleaned.   Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which t
Curtain Call
        Hurt me once, it's shame on you.  Hurt me twice (or three or four or five times), it becomes shame on me.  When it gets to the "shame on me" stage, I am done.  There are a couple of people here that have pushed me to that stage.  The fact that I have allowed it is SHAME ON ME!     I am fairly certain that they will read this and none of it will ring true with them. as denial goes hand in hand with cluelessness.  Either way...   Close the curtain on the "shame on me" stage?  Don't mind if I do...
Curveballs!
It is funny how life likes to throw curveballs at you. I was having what I thought was the worst week of my life but now it seems to be getting better. It started out that I lost my job and now I can't find another one but I will keep looking until I find one. So I am getting worried about that. Then I have an ex-husband that keeps telling me that he is going to take me to court over my son. He wants custody of him. Well he is not going to get it. He is getting married and I personal think that is the only reason that he wants anything to do with my son is because she does. The one good thing that is happening right now is the fact that I am seeing this great guy right now and he is behind me 100% of the time. He would do anything for me and my son. Then this week I ran into 2 people from my past that I haven't seen in forever. That is just too freaky how life does things like this to people. Well that is all that I have for now. Talk to everyone later.
Curve
The curve of your hips Is stuck in my mind The taste of your lips So sweet that I find Myself lost in the thought Of our next embrace I see now I'm caught Without even a chase
Curve Balls
Sometimes in life, life throws you a curve. It is what you do as a person that determines where it goes. For some it leads to a straight and narrow path. For others it leads them astray. And yet others they just make a cluster ---- of it. But as a society, if we could all just learn to forgive peoples mistakes and misfotunes and learn from each others mistakes, failures, and conquests..... instead of blaming one another for stupid things we have all done in one time or another ....we would have a much better society for our children to grow up in.... So us as adults need to lead by example
Curves
~~Curves~~ She has beautiful hips. Her body sways to the music Her boobs ever so beautiful She got a baning body. Her body is kicking She moves that makes her world hot. She got her body grooving to the music Her body gets him hot. Her legs so pretty. He feel so good in her arms He runs his hands on her body He feels on her lovely body. She got a sweet booty. She got an amazing smile She got a grand body Her Curvers are kicking.
Curves Of A Woman
Soft, sensual and round Mimicking the mother's ground They leave you breathless upon view Making you all wet and your mouth coo Sensitive to the touch of a hand Leaving a lovely impression in the sand Luscious for the eyes to look at While slinking around like a wildcat Knowing you want to take her home So your mouth and hands can roam Across her breasts and deep into her thighs Until the room is only filled with her sighs Those are some words about The beautiful curves of a woman
Curvosity Girl Mistress Reeni
Curves Update( Update From Sick And Tired)
Apparently my big speech on the sick and tired post wasnt enough to make me do better.4 weeks of curves at least 4 times a week(they recommend 3) TONS of walking in NY, and 12 hr shifts constantly on my feet wasnt enough to make any progress. Not only that but Ive only gotten worse. Todays weigh in and measure- UP 2 pounds UP 2 inches up .8% bodyfat So Im feeling really fat and ugly today so forgive me and my pity party. Rather than be on here whining and moping Ill spare you all of that. I have another 12 hr shift to get ready for in 20 min so maybe by tomorrow Ill be feeling better. Just thought Id post an update since I said I would :( *smooches* ~Temptress~
Curves
Curves Of A Woman
Soft, sensual and round Mimicking the mother's ground They leave you breathless upon view Making you all wet and your mouth coo Sensitive to the touch of a hand Leaving a lovely impression in the sand Luscious for the eyes to look at While slinking around like a wildcat Knowing you want to take her home So your mouth and hands can roam Across her breasts and deep into her thighs Until the room is only filled with her sighs Those are some words about The beautiful curves of a woman
Curves
So...a few years ago I joined " curves " for those of you who don't know what this is..it's a weight loss center/gym for women only..in a few months..of eating right and going every day for the 30 minute workout they created...I lost 27lbs..WWOOT!...however...serious back issues..not related to " curves " ...surfaced ..and after a few weeks I had to stop going...about that same time..the " curves " in my area closed..not enough business I suppose. Anyway..since moving back to indiana..the back issues have subsided..and I'm ready to join again..I don't think..I want to be my high school weight..but it sure would be nice to get out of shopping at Lane Bryant for clothing...no offense to the store..they DO have some great stuff..but I want a change...and the " curves " in my area ..is less then 3 miles away...and for 34.00 a month for a year..it seems like a great investment..WAY cheaper and safer then the alternatives...plastic surgery..gastric bypass surgery..etc.. well...that's it fo
Curvy Voluptuous Women Vs. Rail Thin Stick Models
Latest Poll Show 80% of Men Want Curvy Voluptuous Women, NOT Rail Thin Stick Models Like We Have Been Told In the wake of Madrid’s banning of models with a BMI of 18 or lower, the question has been raised again of whether fashion models are too thin. The fashion industry’s continued move towards thinner and thinner models has come under fire from several sources, mainly because of the influence it has had over young women and the rise of anorexia and bulimia. In the last 20 years, fashion models have gone from a size 8 to a size 0 for runway models. Within the same time period, the average American woman has gone from a size 10 to a size 14. Yet, American women, according to an online poll, see the super thin stick models and feel they are unattractive and unhappy in their average or curvy bodies. As governments are now getting involved in trying to reverse the skinny ideal, other agencies and spokespeople, like Nancy Hayssen, a former plus size model, are speaking out to wome
Curved
Peyronie's Disease: Curvature of the penis Peyronie's disease is a severe curvature of the erect penis. It's named after an Italian physician to King Louis XIV of France. This physician was the first to note the disorder back in the 1700s. While it is somewhat common, it is not often mentioned. A minor bend in the erect penis is perfectly normal, as few penises are straight as an arrow. In some cases of Peyronie's, however, the penis can bend severely left, right, up or down, or even back on itself, making intercourse impossible. FAQ What causes a curved penis? Although the cause of Peyronie's disease isn’t known for sure, some physicians theorize that the curvature may form as a result of trauma to the penis. A shearing force causes indirect injury and microbleeding. During healing, certain growth factors are upregulated, causing an abnormal amount of scar tissue (or plaque) to form. Although it was once thought that this might occur during rough sex, that view is less
Curves?
There was a movie on HBO recently called "Real Women Have Curves". This title, of course, begs the question: what kind of curves? Are we talking hairpin curves or something more like a French arch? Point of note to the HBO folks: you know those thin women who walk down the catwalk at fashion shows? They're not a bunch of f~cking robots. They're "real women". When someone says "real women have curves", what they really mean is "real women have hanging, disgusting, flaps of flab and asses large enough to smother a medium-sized population of jackals". Sure, some real women are fat. There are also some real women who don't run for a bowl of Fritos as their sole means of exercise the minute a commercial for Bally's health clubs comes on the T.V. In other words, some women understand that stationary bicycles have a purpose, even though you can't coast down a hill to the Cheesecake Factory on them. I guess what I'm saying is that instead of "real women have curves", maybe one
Curves In Your Smile.
Maybe it all went too easy And I still need to fall Strings are getting looser & I hope I survive them all. Cause baby there’s a pain In backseats staring out & it makes me feel like rain cutting edges & losing proud Tired of keeping my head up high No need to stay occupied Does it matter how hard I laugh When it betrays how hard I’ve cried. It’s not hard to forget someone Breathing in a diffrent place But getting you out of my system Is such another case The curves in your smile Break every bone of mine..!
Curvalicious Needs To Level Show Her The Love R/f/a
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Curves...
I've seen the same ticker, well ticker wording since the damn things started.   "Real woman with real curves."   Can't people be original anymore?   [i have the hiccups now]
Curvy Honey Fucking
Hi everybody   As we finish our build up to the release of new footage I would like to share some photos of a brand new shoot we did which stars blonde babe Honey in her first ever hardcore porn film   She is in her early 20's is a dress size 14 and has big tits!   See Honey sucking cock then getting her little hairy pussy fingered before getting fucked for the first time on film and her massive tits covered in cum   To see the samples use this link   http://www.jameswildfowler.com/curvy-big-tits-sex.html   Enjoy   James Wildfowler   www.jameswildfowler.com
Curvy Milf In Pvc Boots Sucking Cock
Hi everybody   This week I am releasing "Whore's for you" which stars Naomixxx where the curvy babe is wearing a red see through fishnet dress and thigh high black PVC boots   Naomi has been booked as a escort for a afternoon of fun where she lays on the bed and is asked to play with herself while fucking herself with a dildo   It is not long before I give her a helping hand and Naomi is soon looking for a real cock to play with   To see all the samples and the video clip check out   http://www.jameswildfowler.com/naomixxx-blowjob.html   Enjoy   James Wildfowler   www.jameswildfowler.com
Curveballs
why is it that when things are finally going well for you life has to go and throw you a curveball? Went to court today for the divorce and the ex started crap in the courtroom.  Now i have to provide proof that I am actively looking for a job, proof of how much I got on the tax return, proof of the stimulous check, and I may very well end up in jail.  If thats not one hell of a curveball then I dont know what is.  I mean we had agreed on making this divorce a quick and easy thing and I thought we had all of our issues hashed outside of the courtroom.  Evidentally not.  Here I was thinking that everything was going to go smoothly, I was going to be able to start my life over after the divorce, but no I honestly think at this point all the ex is trying to do is hurt me and have me thrown in jail.  That would make him happy, he could get the kids and to hell with me I wouldnt be able to see them.... So now instead of the divorce being final in July, we have to go back
Curves Of A Woman
Soft, sensual and roundMimicking the mother's groundThey leave you breathless upon viewMaking you all wet and your mouth cooSensitive to the touch of a handLeaving a lovely impression in the sandLuscious for the eyes to look atWhile slinking around like a wildcatKnowing you want to take her homeSo your mouth and hands can roamAcross her breasts and deep into her thighsUntil the room is only filled with her sighsThose are some words aboutThe beautiful curves of a woman
Curves Of A Woman
Soft, sensual and roundMimicking the mother's groundThey leave you breathless upon viewMaking you all wet and your mouth cooSensitive to the touch of a handLeaving a lovely impression in the sandLuscious for the eyes to look atWhile slinking around like a wildcatKnowing you want to take her homeSo your mouth and hands can roamAcross her breasts and deep into her thighsUntil the room is only filled with her sighsThose are some words aboutThe beautiful curves of a woman
Cusody Battle
well i went to court today and i have lost the battle for my kids.i feel like i have let my kids down. the kids live with my ex`s sister and her hubby.i could have hurt my ex when she told the judge she wanted the kids to stay with her sister cause i wont let her see them. she forgot to tell the judge i wont let her see the kids cause of her crack addiction problem.i been fighting 3 years for my kids. ever feel you fight for some thing for so long and you just give up? i just feel it is time for me to give up, is that wrong of me or should i try to be the best father i can? sorry it may sound blunt but i`m still trying to let it all sink in what happened today mike
The Cusp
The Cusp In the time between night till dawn Where right is not white and black not wrong Where the demons and seraphim meet to play The shadow time between night and day Where white meets black and creates grey Betwixt the river Styx and stream of life There is a place called the well of souls Where demons ascend and angels go Mystical magical is the middle ground Where decadence runs rampant and the lost are found One in neither sinner nor saint in the Cusp One can simply be free Between time and space Where Erotica has truly shown her grace Come follow me and take my hand Let us dance through the Shadowland ~Shadowdancer~ September 10 2005 757am
Cussin!!
Cussin' A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what? ' says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we started cussing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with 'ass." The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios." WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can just stay there until I let you out!" She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?" "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you ca
Cussing
A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" said the 6 year old, "I think it's about time we started cussing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with 'hell' and you say something with 'ass'. The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replied, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios." WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can just stay there until I let you out!" She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?" "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerio
Cussing
A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" said the 6 year old, "I think it's about time we started cussing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with 'hell' and you say something with 'ass'. The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replied, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios." WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can just stay there until I let you out!" She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?" "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerio
Cussing
A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" said the 6 year old, "I think it's about time we started cussing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with 'hell' and you say something with 'ass'. The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replied, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios." WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can just stay there until I let you out!" She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?" "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerio
Cussing
A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" said the 6 year old, "I think it's about time we started cussing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with 'hell' and you say something with 'ass'. The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replied, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios." WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can just stay there until I let you out!" She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?" "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerio
Cussin Lessons
CUSSIN’ LESSON A 7 year old and a 5 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. “You know what?” says the 7 year old. “I think it’s about time we started cussing.” The 5 year old nods his head in approval. The 7 year old continues, “When we go downstairs for breakfast, I’m gonna say something with ‘hell’ and you say something with ‘ass’. The 5 year old agrees with enthusiasm. When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, “Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I’ll have some cereal.” WHACK! He runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, “You can just stay there until I let you out!” She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 5 year old and asks with a stern voice, “And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?” “I don’t know,” he blubbers, “but you can bet your fat ass it won’t be cereal.
Cussing Up A Storm
So my computer locked up a little while ago and I restart. While it was restarting i went outside with a friend of mine. Came back in and firefox was screwed up. I lost all my links that i had saved, that includes sites that I was a member of. I lost it all. Grr I had hundreds of links in diff folders and now they are gone. Firefox has been acting strange for a couple of days now, running slow and locking up. I know several people have mentioned it acting odd this week. Im teed now. there is no way I will ever remember all those sites i had saved.
Cussses A Streak!!!
I want my motherfukn status back so I can haz the funz to!! all ya'll with statuz ... YOU SUKZ .... you all MEANIE PANTS!!!! **kicks the fucking damn dirt** muther*(&#(^$%*@^$)%*&)@*#)@&%$(^@(#*&^*&@T^#_@*#&@(*#^*&@^#
Custody Battles!, It's Terrible
i'm goin through a big custody battle with my mom and dad, itz a nightmare. my mom is tryin to get custody of me and my sister. gawd, i hate custody battles, cuz if i move in with my mom then i hav to leave my boifriend and i dont wanna do that, cuz he is the most wonderful person in the world, and i dont wanna hurt him, or my friends, but i wanna live with my mom so i can get away from my evil step mother. gawd i hater her.
Custom Movies
I thought I would share a great deal on my custom movies with all of you. Until the 1st of December I am giving you 400.00 off all customs except the solo ones. This discount will include free editing ( 300.00 dollar value) plus another 100.00 off the movie itself. Now for those of you who just want to see me in a solo movie, the discount for this is 200.00 off. So either way this deal is spectacular. But get your orders into amber@ambermichaels.com before the 1st of December. I am booking about 6 weeks in advance currently and once this deal is gone, it is gone. Just remember, I do NOT work with fans, so do not ask me. Also the more people you want in the movie, the more the price goes up. Everyone charges their day rates and a 1 hour movie takes between 3 to 8 hours to shoot. So just remember this when you order. I look forward to hearing from you and making a spectacular custom movie just for you. Love, Amber Michaels http://www.ambermichaels.com
Custody.......r.i.p. Barney
fuck bein in custody if i ever had the chance to put a bullet in the cops that busted me trust and believe id rush the slug urgently to the face of any peace officer guilty of dog murdering the justice of the peace is one of my main beefs the doctrine in which he speaks is shallow and full of leaks but he governs the laws in the state that i sleep i suffer from lack of peace and insufficient eats the ever present thiefs thieving what i thinks
Customer Complaints Internet Style
I work in retail, so I know full well that customers come first. The old saying the customer is always right comes to mind, but I feel a little different about that , I feel the customer may not always be right, but you must treat them that way. My Dad always says that "when you win an argument with a customer, you lose customer." Customers make a retail business possible, without them there is no business. Now we have internet. And with a simple 2 minute video you can reach millions. This video about a bad experience at FYE over a preorder of the new Wii game by nintendo was posted on Nov 17, 2006 and has been reposted 12 times on youtube. Since posting the original video yesterday, the original has been viewed 22,894 times. I did not even check the other videos to see their number of views. The power of the internet blows my mind...but in my opinion if you have stock in FYE...you may want to sell now...looks like he may have a following. Just some
Customer Appreciation My Ass!
Ok so for the next three days at my place of employment we are having customer appreciation days...you can get a small soda or small coffee and a cookie for free....great idea right....WRONG!!! who do you think has to clean up the mess? me...who do you think is told 50million times that we are out of small cups or cookies....me! this is not going to be fun folks I can just feel it! and tomorrow is going to be even worse! we are the only store in our town that will be open...I cant wait!! NOT!!!!
Customizing My Site
how do I change wallpaper image, I tried putting CSS in my "About Me" section but that didn't work... Any help is appreciated.
Cu Study: Shampoo Makes Boys Grow Breasts
CU Study: Shampoo Makes Boys Grow Breasts Lavender, Tea Tree Oil May Affect Boys' Hormones BOSTON -- Lavender and tea tree oils found in some shampoos, soaps and lotions can temporarily leave boys with enlarged breasts in rare cases, apparently by disrupting their hormonal balance, a preliminary study suggests. While advising parents to consider the possible risk, several hormone experts emphasized that the problem appears to happen infrequently and clears up when the oils are no longer used. None of those interviewed called for a ban on sales. The study reported on the condition, gynecomastia, in three boys ages 4, 7 and 10. They all went back to normal when they stopped using skin lotions, hair gel, shampoo or soap with the natural oils. Click here to find out more! It's unclear how often this problem might crop up in other young children. These plant oils, sometimes called "essential oils," are added to many health-care products, usually for their scent. The oils ar
Customer Support...
This is a True phone call from the Word Perfect Help line which was transcribed from a Recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the HelpDesk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the WordPerfect organization for "Termination without Cause." This is actual Dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee. Now I know why they record these conversations! "Ridge Hall computer assistance; may I help you?" "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." "What sort of trouble?" "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away." "Went away?" "They disappeared." "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?" "Nothing." "Nothing?" "It's blank, it won't accept anything when I type." "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?" "How do I tell?" "Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?" "What's a sea-prompt?" "Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?"
Custome Tags
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Customer Service Agent Language
Have you ever called in and been rude to a customer service agent? Have you ever heard them say have a nice day and really mean it? Have a nice day really means fuck you. If you ever hear them say have a wonderful day it really means fuck off and die. If you ever hear them say have a fabulous day you really pissed them off. That means I have your address bitch I know were you live. If they ever say yes sir and no sir or mam there haveing a bad day right from the start that means hurry up with the fucken problem I hate my job. Next time you call a customer service agent and there extremly nice watch out because this is what they really mean when they say it.
Custom Marriage And Divorce Certificates
I am making custom marriage and divorce certificates. If you would like one... Just drop me a pm with the type of certificate you want. and let me know what kind of graphics you would like on it. Here is my link. ~X~Just Meee™~X~S.B.A.B.~X~ĆŦ­­­­МǎҒїǻ~X~@ CherryTAP Here are some samples.
Custom Powder Coatin
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Customer Service
customer service - some chick on the east coast, usa I am working the counter when you walk in the door. I have been working at Victoria Secrets for several months and I have seen a lot of things during my time here. However, I have not seen anyone that looks like you. I hurry up and finish with my paying customer and wander over to you. I ask if there is something I can help you with. You tell me that you are interested in a matching bra and thong for someone special, but you are not sure of the size. I start by asking you what color you would like you items in. You say that you are open to the color. I escort you to the fitting room to take your measurements. As I wrap my arms around you to get your bust size, you put your arms around my waist and tell me you were attracted to me from the first moment you walked into the store. I respond with a blush. You lift your arms and raise your breasts to eye level. I take the measurements and with a stutter state that I will be back wi
Customer Service
Checker Chronicles: Updated Updates are on the bottom: If you do these things when you come through my line, I will stab you in the eye
Customer Service My Bottom!
I abhor this customer service!
Customer Service Letter
The following is an exchange of correspondence between a customer and Iarnrod Eireann of the Irish Railway Company: Gentlemen, I have been riding your trains daily for the last two years, and the service on your line seems to be getting worse every day. I am tired of standing in the aisle all the time on a 14-mile trip. I think the transportation system is worse than that enjoyed by people 2,000 years ago. Yours truly, Patrick Finnegan ~~~~~~~ Dear Mr. Finnegan, We received your letter with reference to the shortcomings of our service and believe you are somewhat confused in your history. The only mode of transportation 2,000 years ago was by foot. Sincerely, Iarnrod Eireann. ~~~~~~~ Gentlemen, I am in receipt of your letter, and I think you are the ones who are confused in your history. If you will refer to the Bible and the Book of David, 9th Chapter, you will find that Balaam rode to town on his ass. That, gentlemen, is something I ha
Custom Concern
Their custom concern for the people Build up the monuments and steeples To wear out our eyes I get up just about noon My head sends a message for me To reach for my shoes and then walk Gotta go to work, gotta go to work, gotta get a job Goes through the parking lot fields Doesn't see no signs that they will yield And then thought, this'll never end This'll never end, this'll never stop Message read on the bathroom wall Says, I don't feel at all like I fall. And we're losing all touch, losing all touch Building a desert
Custom Hostnames For Profiles!
hey folks, just wanted to give everyone a heads-up: if you've setup a custom url/keyword (ie: mine is 'babyjesus' which creates http://fubar.com/babyjesus and my email address babyjesus@fubar.com), you can now link or direct people to your fubar.com profile by using the link http://NAME.fubar.com .. for example, mine would be http://babyjesus.fubar.com .. when someone goes there, it loads up my public profile. click here to create your keyword if you haven't already.. werd! -mike
Custody Part 2
After thinking about this at work all night I have decided to contact children services in Indiana along with the school my son attended and find out more about what is going on there. I believe I stand a very good chance of getting my son. Before I came to work the friend who sent me the mail called me and we talked about everything. I found out that April has already had child services called on her because of her daughter and if she hadn't of been living with her "father" they would have taken her from her. What I wonder though is why didn't they do something about my son then. That is neither here nor there at this point though and I will let them decide what is best where my son is concerned. I believe him coming to live with me would be best so he will know who his true father is. Also I think getting him away from there might actually change his behavior. During the phone call I was told that April was told Christopher has A.D.D. but she refuses to have him take medicati
Custom Designed Clothes
Yo i'm designing shirts, jeans and shoes if you want something let me know shirts or pants $25 shoes $125.... Yo just let me know your sizes so i can go and get whatever you want yo i'll design something and take a picture of it and show it to you then put it on whatever you want show it to you and then we can arrange away to make a exchange trough paypal or ebay or something so let me know whats good!!!!!
Customers Can Be ........
It's been a hell of a week. Today I had to handle a customer phone call who was bitching over his bill from back in June. He says he called and someone said their manager would get back to him. LMFAO - we don't have a manager. I told him that I am the personal assistant of the owner, and told him to tell me what his concerns were. (like I wanted to know) This customer lives in a $300,000. home and he's bitching because his wife was told that it would be a boarding cost of $14./day ...we will definitely honor that, I told him and reimburse the $16.00. He then goes on to tell me that they weren't told about the own food chge of $2. so I told him we would reimburse that as well $22. Then he starts bitching about the seasonal rates he was charged for 3 days. I told him he signed the contract that was highlighted ... did he not read it. He said he was in a hurry. I then told him that being in a hurry can cost you and that I would reimburse him $6. of that money instead of charging hi
Custom Tags
Does anyone know how to make custom tags?? I would like a few more of them to use to greet new fubars and greeting in general to my friends. example Hi! Welcome to Fubar! Fanned and Rated Ya Hope you have a Rawkin Day! xo GamerChick ox (my sig) With my pic or a pic with a faerie or pug or cat. You can tell by my pics and stash what my interests are. I'm not picky would just love some more custom tags And just let me know what you would want in return for making them for me! *Thanks again to Christie and Mark for the ones they made me! So loved them!!*
Custom Names
I will be making custom names for those of you that want them...I expect nothing in return...this is just a favor for those of you that want them.
Customer Service
If I have to be nice all day to strangers (customers) once Im off the clock I am no longer required to be nice to anyone so for anyone with a clue dont say anything stupid to unless its been at least an hour since ive been off work
Customers...
Hello again...Ok,it's time for another ranting session from everyone's beloved Suicidal Angel.As you can tell from the subject I'll be discussing customers...I have a job where I have to deal with customers a lot.I despise them all,if not just for them being there,but also for being rude,obnoxious,idiotic,and completely oblivious to the obvious.Regardless of the fact I work 3rd shift,I still have to deal with people....Whats on my mind today is when did customers assume everything is about them?It's not...We come in to stock the shelves so customers can buy and,later,consume the product(if edible)...Now,where customers get off thinking WE'RE in THEIR way is beyond me...If we didnt stock the crap,you wouldnt be able to buy it.And since when did being polite go out the window?If you see us working,and you need to get by,dont move our stuff,grumble under your breath and complain about us not stopping what we're doing to wait on your every movement.Sometimes we cant always stop doing what
Customer Service Dept.
Dear Mrs. Williams: Thank you for your recent order from our sex toys shop. You asked for the large red vibrator as featured on our wall display. Please re-select. That's our fire extinguisher! Customer Service Dept.
Custom Erotic Story For You?
I will be completing a custom erotic story later today for Jamie. I will be accepting requests for another erotic story to star you and I in a very custom story. If you may be interested in receiving a custom story for yourself get in touch with me by sending an email to: erotic_stories_4_you@yahoo.com I must remind you that these custom stories are NOT free. So keep that in mind. 36d hugs, Ms. Cleavage
Customized License Plates
This is a funny article. I applied for personalized plates in Texas. My first choice was: "SHGWGN" - got rejected. Second choice was "YOGAMN" - also rejected, so they gave me my third choice, which was/is: "JRAMBO". Weird. Funny story here. . . A Vehicle for Self-Expression? Not on These Roads. By Marc Fisher Sunday, November 4, 2007; Page C01 For 11 years, over nearly 200,000 miles, with the blessing of the state of Virginia, David Phillips has driven his Tracker with the "POOFTER" license plate, and nobody has complained -- not even when he parked at the British Embassy, where everybody knows "poofter" is British slang for a gay man. "It's always a rolling good laugh for them," says Phillips, who is gay and chose his tags' message because "it's just an amusing word that I self-identify with." David Phillips was told to return his license plate, which reads "POOFTER," after the special plates office deemed it "socially, racially or ethnically offensive or
Customs
A very distinguished lady was on a plane coming from Switzerland. Seeing that he was sitting next to a sympathetic priest, said: - Excuse me, Father, can I ask you a favor? - Of course, my child, what can I do for you? - This is the problem: I bought a new hair dryer sophisticated, which paid a lot of money. I really exceeded the limits of the declaration and I am worried it be confiscated at Customs. Did you could take you under their batina? - Of course I could, my child, but you should know that I can not lie. - You have a face so honest, Father, I am sure they will do you no question, and gave him the dryer. The plane arrived at its destination. When the priest came to the Customs, asked: - Father, you have something to say? - From the top of my head to the track in my waist, I have nothing to declare, my son, he replied. Achando the answer strange, the tax of Customs said: And the track from the waist down, what you have? " The priest replied: - I hav
Custom Skins
I finally learned how to make skins and I've been told I'm good at them. So now I'd like to offer Custom Skins for people on fubar I am asking 1000 fubux for each complete skin which includes background, banner, and divider. If you'd like to take a peek at my work, you may visit: http://fubar.com/user/1104309 http://fubar.com/user/501447 http://fubar.com/user/1313847 http://fubar.com/user/876516 http://fubar.com/user/1361977 **Please Note: I work for World Rock Radio and will not build lounges or skins for any other radio station or entity thereof.** Click banner to enter lounge
**custom Skins**
I am offering Custom Skins for people on fubar I am asking 5000 fubux for each complete skin which includes background, banner, and divider. If you'd like to take a peek at my work, you may visit: http://fubar.com/user/1104309 http://fubar.com/user/501447 http://fubar.com/user/1313847 http://fubar.com/user/876516 http://fubar.com/user/1361977 **Please Note: I work for World Rock Radio and will not build lounges or skins for any other radio station or entity thereof.** Click banner to enter lounge
Custom Dvd For Your Private Collection
I had a thought the other day, and I thought I'd share it with you guys! I have always done custom DVDs for a select few friends of mine...but it's fun and I figured I try doing it for you too :-) Do you have a script you would like me (and my team) to make reality for you?? I am available for solo videos, and I also have girlfriends and male talent :-) The detials of your script/idea determine the total price of the project. I can accept payments via Paypal :-) So if you'd like to gift yourself with a special video made by me just for you, then contact me with the details of your fantasy! I'm waiting to hear from you!
Custody Hearing Tomorrow
My daughter is going to the custody hearing for her daughter tomorrow...at the moment her and her ex boyfriend have joint custody of the 4 yr old. In recent days he has been telling the child all kinds of things ... Like she was born in Texas. This child was born at the University of Tennessee Medical Center. I was there so I know where she was born. According to my daughter, her had the child were sitting talking one day and he told my daughter that her dad was going to Kill my daughter. only thing is we cant prove it ... these were said out of the blue ... But they will be brought up in the court I am sure ...I just hope that this judge sees him for the pathalogical liar he is. Lets not forget the past 2 times she has gotten Karina from his care and she smelled like she had peed on herself or the time she got her back and there was chewing up all in her hair ad it took 3 hours to get it out...for these we have witnesses
Customs And Traditions
Customs and Traditions The person who was to become St. Patrick, the patron saint of Ireland, was born in Wales about AD 385. His given name was Maewyn, and he almost didn't get the job of bishop of Ireland because he lacked the required scholarship. Far from being a saint, until he was 16, he considered himself a pagan. At that age, he was sold into slavery by a group of Irish marauders that raided his village. During his captivity, he became closer to God. He escaped from slavery after six years and went to Gaul where he studied in the monastery under St. Germain, bishop of Auxerre for a period of twelve years. During his training he became aware that his calling was to convert the pagans to Christianity. His wishes were to return to Ireland, to convert the native pagans to Christianity. But his superiors instead appointed St. Palladius. But two years later, Palladius transferred to Scotland. Patrick, having adopted that Christian name earlier, was the
Custom Tags Now Available
Tags by Dragon Tamer Now Available I am offering customized tags and comment pics. If you would like for me to make you one, send me a private message with $1,000 for a still tag or $2,500 for an animated tag (Fu-Bucks of course) and either the pic number from the REQUEST Album, a pic you want to be used or an idea for me to work off of. I have samples in an album in my pics. Any pic or combination of pics of your choice may also be used. I will send you a confirmation message and an estimated time of completion (usually 2 or 3 days depending on the difficulty, number of orders, and time I have to work on them). Below are some samples of the things I can do... but this IS NOT a complete list : Bulletin Brought to You by ЮägØñ¤†ämë® - Please read profile before adding@ fubar
Custom First Reactions Quiz
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it... ***ENTER YOUR FIRST REACTION TO ALL OF THE FOLLOWING*** Terrorism: Huckleberry: Eggs: Orbit: Neon: Lust: Yummy: Wanker: Aquaman: Yogurt: Tadpole: Overture: Gang: Employer: Trick: Rusty: Immigrant: Devil: Odd: Favorite: Ark: Tongue: Eye: Maddening: Phat: Trailer Whore: Ass: Tickle: Ilgauskas: Orangutan: Nipple: Intelligent: Shark Bait: Teller: Oink: You: Israeli: Elves: Love: Death: Thalium: Orville: Icon: Tsunami:
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Custom Playlists
Ok Some Of You Know Me Some Of You Don't .. But .. I Love Music I Have A Huge Collection and I Recently Discovered The Joy Of Imeem I'm Just Saying One Thing: If You'd Like A Custom PlayList Hit Me Up With A List Of Music You'd Like I Have A Fast Connection And All Put Me To Use :P and If You'd Like To Give Me FuBux or SomeThing Feel Free Too lol But I'm Not Charging! lol 'eh .. Yeah .. Just Hit Me Up :P P.S. I Get Bored Easily! Give Me SomeThing To Do! ~1.Dubb.~ Nokkie
Customer Service
A man gets on a plane with 6 kids, the lady next to him says, "Are those your kids?" The man replys, "No, I work for Trojan and these are customer complaints!"
Custom Gaming Pc
Gray and Black Metal Case 15 inch LCD Black and Gray Case ATI Radeon X1550 Video Card PCI-E 512 MB P4 3.4 Ghz Processor 800 FSB 450 W PSU 18X DVD Burner. Black and Gray Themed Speakers Mouse and Keyboard Black and Gray Themed. Windows XP Install Disk with Serial Number 2 40GB Hard Drives for max performance upon buying I will Wipe Hardrives and install to your name. Awesome PC for World Of Warcraft ebay item: Item number: 190241269930
A Customers Rules Of Engagement
I work in retail. At an Ace Hardware in Denver to be exact. I'm head of the electrical department. I have over 15 years experience in this field. Don't say it's sad, it's something I enjoy doing. I really enjoy helping customers solve their problems. The bad thing is some customers are too far beyond help for it to even matter. I decided to write down a few rules for the customer to abide by while trying to achieve the desired level of help required for their situation, if not too far beyond that level. Now keep in mind, I excel in customer service and at times I will go out of my way to help any customer. But I also am very sarcastic(to the customers) and I do notice little things most don't see. The rules are as follows: 1.Show the sales associate some respect. Remember it was you who went to them asking for help. You can very easily be passed off to someone else. On a good day, you may end up being passed around the store like a used tampon at an L7 concert. And your questions st
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Custom Gaming Pc
Ebay Item number: 190258532241 DVD-Burner: DVD-RW Black-Optiarc AD-7200A Motherboard: ECS GF7050VT-M motherboard Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo E6550 2.33GHz 4MB 1333 FSB SLA9X CPU Cpu Fan Installed. Harddisk: 250GB OS: Windows Vista Home Basic 32 bit Upgrade Retail Installed never registered Includes Case with serial number and disk. Video Card: PCI-E 2.0 PNY GeForce 9600GT 512 MB Memory:1 Stick 2GB PC5300 (667) Black/Silver: Case,Keyboard and Mouse,Speakers see Pictures above. same color theme Power Supply: 430 W Upon buying I will install OS,updated drivers and and register to your name. Awesome for CoD,WoW,Vanguard,AoC,Guild Wars,Fury,Sims,Half Life etc.. Monitor not included also will ship with all drivers etc..
Customer Service!!!
Customer Service goes TWO ways... you can't expect to get good customer service, if you aren't a good customer to begin with. If you come in screaming and irrate, don't expect to get treated with respect. No one has any right to verbally assult another individual over your bad day. No one has any right to intimidate, threaten or assult someone who is just doing their job. No one likes it when you get up in someones face with clenched fists and screaming at them, when all they are trying to do is calm you dowm. This is BAD behavior, and the customer service agent shouldnt have to put up with it.
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Custom Playing Cards Made By Tmcards Dot Com
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Customers Please Read - Regarding Animated Photos
I'd just to clarify something. I do not do animated photos (.gif). This is because most of the requests for animated photos can be done for FREE on the web and I won't charge for something that takes no effort. Buuuut I'm also not going to research the sites for free =P. Photoshop does allow motion graphic editing since it's last release, but I have truly not mastered it yet. In time kids, in time.
Custom Skins
Just because lately I have been approached by a few about making custom skins I have decided to start charging. I don't make the best but it still takes time to make them. So if anyone is interested, fee is as follows. Small Bling pack or 600K Fu-bucks get's you 1. Auto 11 gets you 3. If interested,send me a PM titled "Custom Skin". Skins will be made based on my free time so depending on when the request is made, it may take 1 day or it may take a few days. I'll also need to test them to make sure it works. Payment first, once I agree to do it. Browse through the ones I have already made, custom and non and make note of the skin title so that I know the type of lay out you want. Theme and color will be to your liking obviously. I will also need link to pic you want used as header if you want one.
Custom Gauges
Step 1: Open your dash and expose the gauges. Step 2: Once you've completed this step, scan them at a minimum of 300dpi in a Photoshop compatible program. Step 3: You will need to separate the image and have the background (figure 1) on one layer and the numbers and "dummy lights" on the other (figure 2). You can customize the second layer to your specifications, eg.font, size, angles, outlines....etc. Both layers need to be transparent. FIGURE 1 FIGURE 2 Step 4: The background layer can be replaced with whatever image fancies you. I've choosen a sunset. Create a new layer and paste the desired image. Select "transform" to stretch the image to full size. Ctrl + left-click on the background layer to automatically "lasso" the outline of the gauges. (Figure 3, layer 18). Once you've selected the outline click Ctrl + Shift + I to reverse the selection then Crtl + X to cut. (Figure 4) FIGURE 3 FIGURE 4 Step 5: To make a copy of the "dummy" lights and numbers layer, c
Customer Service
We've all talked to this guy.... Mujibar was trying to get a job in India. The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it , you cannot qualify for this job.' Mujibar said, 'I am ready.' The manager said, 'Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink, and Green.' Mujibar thought for a short while and said, 'Mister manager, I am ready.' The manager said, 'Go ahead.' Mujibar said, 'The telephone goes green, green, and I pink it up, and say, "Yellow, this is Mujibar."' Mujibar now works at a call center. No doubt you have spoken to him. I know I have.
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Custom Art
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Custom Essay
I am a freelance writer from Michigan, my name is Justin Michaels. I write different topics in a form of articles, custom essay and even blogpost. I want to share my thoughts to everyone and find someone who has the same interest as I do. If you are that person, lets talk.
Custom Dresses Become Popular In Those Years
With the fast development of the society, weddings in nowadays differs from the traditional ones in many aspects a very obvious change is that more and more custom wedding dresses appears. Every bride would like their custom gown wearing stand out their individual beauty. This totally caters the women taste. The custom wedding dresses website also sells some bridal series things, like invitation, shoes and so on. The custom prom dresses which ordered with other accessories you will obtain a discount. Certainly, every website can guarantee. Custom wedding dresses arrive in time, there is no worry.    Wedding dress is a high profit field. As this fact known by more and more people the custom wedding dresses have rose in modern society. When comes to its advantages, there has three points to say. One is its price very reasonable, photographic studio always a suit custom wedding gowns charged you a certain money, and if you would like to wear others you must pay for extra money for it. Add
Customize A Dress For Yourself
In the light of the economic crisis, it has become a fashion to scrimp money on everything, including getting married. This article will help you look for creative ways to save for your wedding dress budget. Wedding dresses usually cost brides a lot of money, especially those brand dresses. They are usually designed by famous designers and often with very minimum quantity. Therefore, such dresses are normally much more expensive than its physical value. In fact you can still look and feel gorgeous on your wedding ceremony without a costly dress. Custom wedding dresses is still a very good choice for you to cost less. Not only wedding dress, but also Custom wedding gown and Custom prom dress can be customized. You can have your desired expensive dress pattern realized at a very low price, isn’t it wonderful? This method is especially fit for those who are very critical on size. Custom wedding gowns are hot sales every year and short wedding dress is the latest fashion trend in w
Custom-made Dresses For Different Roles In Wedding
With the development fashion-tide of wedding dress, brides are not limited to purchase dress in shopping mall. For they knows the wedding dress in stores are always out of fashion or measurements are not regular. They feel not so suitable for themselves when wears on. Well don’t be worries about it. Beautiful ladies could choose custom-made wedding dress in on-line sales. As we know, the wedding includes some important roles, such as brides, groom, bride’s mother and father, the flower girl and bridesmaid etc.All of these important roles take part in the wedding need a perfect dress or suit, so how to obtain the dress in their dream is a big problem. At this time choosing custom-made dress is our best choice for it usually has a reasonable price and better service. Not rush to the crowed shores any more. Let’s start the custom-made journey in fast quick and convenience way. We could surf the internet to choose the high reputation website for Custom bridesmaid dresses
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FOR CUSTOM PICS:   SEND ME A MESSAGE WITH A LINK TO THE IMAGE YOU WANT USED.   A THEME FOR THE BACKGROUND.   ANYTHING INPARTICULAR YOU WANT IT TO SAY OTHER THAN YOUR NAME.     PLEASE BE PATIENT AS SOME MAY TAKE SLIGHTLY LONGER THAN OTHERS. THANKYOU FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING. =]
Custom Essays
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Customary For The Mothers To Choose Their Dresses
It's customary for the mother of the bride to purchase her dress first. Her choice is meant to subtly dictate what the mother of the groom will wear. However, this approach can be a little old-fashioned, not to mention a little unrealistic. There's always some factor that make abiding by tradition a lost cause. Our advice: Just play it by ear, and try to be flexible. It's not a competition. Avoiding mother of the bride dress in the white, ivory, and champagne color family (that match the bride's wedding gown), black gowns (that can suggest mourning) and red gowns (or similarly "flashy" shades) is the standard. Though we've seen moms in white who look tailored and elegant. We think black is classic, chic, and formal, and know that even red can be done with gorgeous good taste in mother of the bride dresses should be pay attention to these affairs. Most of the elegant mothers of the bride could choose the Custom prom dresses as their choice for daughter’s wedding or party. For th
Custom Bows
Ok so many of you have asked about my bows so here's the deal. I can make just about any kind of bow you want to match just about anyting you want. I do specialize in Holiday bows and MTMG which means " made to match Gymboree".  My prices are from $1 each all the way up to $7 each. Which to be honest is cheap. If you look on ebay bows like mine sell for $10-$15 each. Right now if you buy 5 or more bows  you get free shipping to anywhere in the US.  If your interested just let me know.     ~ Ravyn
The Custom-made Time Has Come
Wedding dresses are worn by brides worldwide so there is a huge profit in the dresses market. Obviously, producers and sellers understand this long before and the competition in this market is very fierce. There are many well-known brands in the field, for example ImpressionAEnzoaniAGionanna SbiroliAGalatea and so on. They are high praised for the exquisite designs and excellent quality. They lead the newest fashion of wedding dress and their products are welcomed by brides all over the world though many of them are not able to afford the high price. Besides the brand wedding dress, the custom dresses, such as the Custom wedding dresses, Custom wedding gowns, Custom bridesmaid dresses, Custom flower girl dresses are in great demand, too. The most important reason is that they are made according to the buyers dream pattern and measurements. They are more fitted and satisfying. And what’s more, they are usually offered at a very low price. Custom wedding dresses makers are in mo
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Cut
I'm cutting it into pieces and inspecting it through the microscope . The basic stucture is always the same, walls and matter. The closer I look it starts to make sense, then even closer it's amazing that we all exist. I am cutting even more and the blood is spreadng everywhere, the tears won't stop me. It's a thing that must be done. Screams is all hear, pain is all I know how to give and damn I'm good at it. It's torture for all to be around me, and your dumbasses stand by. I will never understand your struggle to make me think that I'm a good person. It's all good the wheels are in motion already for the ending and damn it's going to be great.
Cut
slit my wrist and watch it bleed This suicide attempt I didn’t succeed The cuts may fade but the feelings remain I just want to forget this feeling of pain But the pain never ends and the cuts get deeper When will this end I feel so much weaker I lay there and cry myself to sleep each night I hate how I feel it’s just not right!
Cut
I press the blade against the flesh life's essence hidden right below just one fast swipe can unleash a cut to release the torrential flow the spray in spurts paints a picture on the wall then the images dissolves.... gravity pulls it to the ground there it gathers in a pool I stare into it..... looking into it as a mirror seeing all that I have in life seeing what I might miss only one image forms a beautiful image one of who I love the one I miss I reach for that smile failing to lift my hand all my strength is in her face all is in that mirror that shows her face
"cut"
"Cut" I'm not a stranger No I am yours With crippled anger And tears that still drip sore A fragile flame aged Is misery And when our hearts meet I know you see I do not want to be afraid I do not want to die inside just to breathe in I'm tired of feeling so numb Relief exists I find it when I am cut I may seem crazy Or painfully shy And these scars wouldn't be so hidden If you would just look me in the eye I feel alone here and cold here Though I don't want to die But the only anesthetic that makes me feel anything kills inside I do not want to be afraid I do not want to die inside just to breathe in I'm tired of feeling so numb Relief exists I find it when I am cut Pain I am not alone I am not alone I'm not a stranger No I am yours With crippled anger And tears that still drip sore But I do not want to be afraid I do not want to die inside just to breathe in I'm tired of feeling so numb Relief exists I found it when I was cut
Cut
I hurt, I ache. I think of all, I cannot take. I cut myself. I feel the pain. I feel the blood pour out my veins. I have to feel it, feel the pain. It tells me it's real, I'm still living in hell. Hell...it is my life. I don't cut myself, To end my pain. But, to feel the pain of my life. I begin to cut, but I can't stop. Next thing I know, the beating stops. -Crissy- January 26, 2006 I wrote this for a friend of mine in a feable attempt to learn more about how he felt.
Cut
Whenever I am lonely, I'll tell you what I do, I close my eyes and pretend, That I am touching you. I grip my hands so tightly, That my nails are drawing blood, I wonder in my mind, If I hold you tight enough. I smile when I'm feeling, The red roll down my arm, I lick it all away, This will never do me harm. I sit down and curl myself, Tightly as I can, I think about your smile, And I can breathe again. Take my wrist and suck it, The pleasure is all mine, The feeling of your lips, The hurting is divine.
"cut"
I cut and I cut, and yet I find myself still... longing for u, needing u, wanting u. Why cant I cut the feeling away? Why do I luv u? Why must u haunt me? One day maybe I will cut deep enough, and end this pain.
Cut
I cut myself today just so I could remember what its like to feel Blood and tears mix together in a swirl of my emotions Pain is only temporary but hurt lasts forever drain my blood so I can be numb once again, I hate it when I have to feel
Cut
Cut ragged edges hinder inside filled with confusion jumbled mass of hysteria anchored to particles of heinous reprise contained solely for tormented purpose seeker of mended disorder avert from such haste eternally placed in darkness catatonic consciousness dwells
Cut
cut,cut,cut..said the voice in my head fingers fumble around in the top drawer ahhhhh,there is the cold steeley lover cut,cut,cut...said the voice in my head razor strap song,as warm fall winds roar hurtfilled soul,promise pains soon over cut,cut,cut..said the voice in my head one more time that's all,the silent call my endtime began far away from here cut,cut,cut..says the voice in my head release binding moment,blood and tear no place to run to,no human will care cut,cut,cut...you whisper in my head it is done,your voice silent betwen us your mistake.not so,my going home cut,cut,cut...hear a voice in your head? now do you know, you are alone? that I only came to visit you for awhile? cut,cut,cut..and when your time comes do something never done by you... pray and mean it,from your soul...cry
Cut
I cut myself to feel i feel the coldness of the blood gushing from my cuts i think to myself i cut too deep this final time i want to feel what everyone can feel i cant bear to let myself feel what they do so carefree so i sit in my dark shadows until my savior arrives to keep me from going alone my savior arrives he pulls me into his arms now covered in my blood he doesn't seem to care he kisses my forehead crying and tells me it will be alright he asks me why didn't i ask sooner i tell him i couldn't hold on anymore he keeps me in his arms tells me to just hold on baby im here now i feel my body shaking as i slowly die i hear him crying please don't go baby i love you i whisper one last time baby i love you ill see you soon...
Cut
I put the blade, upon my skin. Blood drips down, as the blade goes in. Cut it right, but not too deep. I dont want, the cut too steep. I cannot have, the scars to show. I cannot have, anyone know. Every cut represents, one pain in my life. I can heal this pain, with a single knife. For some reason it makes me feel, so much better my pain can heal. The scars will soon fade away, but the pain inside is here to stay. So i put the blade, upon my skin, Cut after cut, a pattern kicks in.
Cut
Im not a stranger no I am yours With crippled anger and tears that still drip soar A fragile frame aged with misery and when our eyes met I know you see I dont wnat to be scared I dont want to die inside just to breathe in Im tired fo feeling so alone Releif exists I find it when I cut I may seem crazy or painfull shy and these scars would not seem so hidden If you would just look me in the eye I feel alone here and cold here Oh, i dont want to die But The only anesthetic that makes me feel anything kills inside
Cut
This cut transforms into pleasure and freedom.... A pain that floats away......A cut that crys out for an open hand......Falling on purpose just to feel that ectascy...oh sweet cut.......Burns with the passion of love......old loves.....old fucks...It bleeds the truth......I feel no more...I feel no pain....This cut is what speaks the truth! This Ectascy.....This Passion.....THIS CUT!
Cut
Suffering carved forever into my skin Adoration for the pain that keeps me breathing My blood the only cure for another's sin In crimson slashes I find my only healing   Blessing the blade that steals my blood Bloodier still the benedictions I leave upon the shelf Hungrier yet to drink up the flood A soul of rage carried out against myself   I lie upon the floor cherishing this pain Shrieking agony drowning out my fear My veins flowing into a scarlet stain The dripping of my life the only sound I hear
The Cut! And Other Various Events!
Well, I have a photo up. I was gonna post the ones of the process of ridding myself of the hair but they got lost. anyways, like it or hate it, it's here to stay. I am officially accepted into the school of telecommunications down in Athens, and I have also scheduled many of my classes. I would like to thank Melissa for spending the day with me and keeping me company on the long drive down and back, and while i got my haircut, and for helping me find a mother's day gift for my mom. i feel revitalized by the events as of late. i feel reborn in a sense, and it couldn't of happened at a better time. i'm back and better than ever people!
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CUT BACKS! Taking a Bite out of Point Whores!Shot at 2007-07-26 In the next few days I am going to be cutting back the old friends list. I like to keep it under 130 people and it is way over that at this point. I feel, that if we do not communicate, you got all the 11's out of me you could so all I am to you is a vehicle to get your shit rated, so Buh Bye. To those of you who "Share the Love" Thank You. All The Best and Happy Thanksgiving! Hugs, Me:D
Cut Challenges Down To Size...just Get After It !!
Unlike most things, challenges almost always look bigger and more imposing from a distance than they do when you get close to them. Most of the challenges you're avoiding will not seem nearly so overwhelming when you choose to actually face them. The challenges that intimidate you require your assistance to do so. On their own, they're really not so tough, yet in your imagination they can grow to monstrous proportions. The way to cut those challenges down to size is to get busy working on them. Once you're immersed in the details you'll realize that they're not so bad after all. How many times have you desperately avoided something, only to discover later that there was really no reason to avoid it at all? Very often, the effort spent avoiding a difficult challenge is more demanding and burdensome than the challenge itself. What have you been avoiding because you just didn't want to deal with it? Imagine how great it will be to have that burden fall completely away. Go ahe
Cut Copy And Paist, Xmas Style!
'Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook.Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner and poor momma went dry.Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt.When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of his sled, A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head.Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite. And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts.Look out for the lamp post, and don't h
Cut Costs Using Packers And Movers Ghaziabad
If 1 is looking for employing an easy and dependable then there are many selections from which to choose. The moment the particular listing of favorite packers and movers here is discovered, deciding on and small itemizing few of all of them is the next action that should be completed. Their own public sites needs to be frequented in order that ample details are obtained linked to their particular offerings and solutions. That is involving wonderful value and cannot be overlooked. Just what issues must be regarded though deciding on packers and movers Ghaziabad? The requirements differ from one person to another. And so just one single organization will not cater to the requirements of all people such an organization needs to be chosen that won't just aid in making the particular move a clever process however would certainly in addition spend less the particular beneficial funds and moment at the same time. Exactly how changing manufactured a fairly easy process using packers and mov
Cut Deep
    Without her he is lost nothing is important anymore. He can find no purpose, he is not himself. When the razor cuts he feels no pain, he just thinks of her, and lets the blood run down his fingertips. His world has revolved around the thought of her, the words she writes, the messages she leaves. But then it stops he hears nothing for days, then weeks he has become nothing more than a shell going from day to day on a sort of auto pilot. Never looking up at the people around him, never talking unless spoken too. His friends forget him, he no longer leaves his home except work. One day he thinks he sees her while working, but when he gets closer he realizes that it is not her, it never will be. She has moved on and has started a new life, with someone who was worthy. Someone who has caught her eye, and heart. Now he sits at his desk, cutting himself waiting for the message that may never come. Waiting for the love he lost, the love he has thrown away. Feeling nothing but hatred for h
Cut Deep
 Without her he is lost nothing is important anymore. He can find no purpose, he is not himself. When the razor cuts he feels no pain, he just thinks of her, and lets the blood run down his fingertips. His world has revolved around the thought of her, the words she writes, the messages she leaves. But then it stops he hears nothing for days, then weeks he has become nothing more than a shell going from day to day on a sort of auto pilot. Never looking up at the people around him, never talking unless spoken too. His friends forget him, he no longer leaves his home except work. One day he thinks he sees her while working, but when he gets closer he realizes that it is not her, it never will be. She has moved on and has started a new life, with someone who was worthy. Someone who has caught her eye, and heart. Now he sits at his desk, cutting himself waiting for the message that may never come. Waiting for the love he lost, the love he has thrown away. Feeling nothing but hatred for hims
Cute
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, But I only slept with you, because I was pissed. I thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met your brother. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. Of loving beauty you float with grace. If only you could hide your face. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot. This describes everything you are not. I want to feel your sweet embrace, But don't take that paper bag off of your face. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes. Damn, I'm good at telling lies! My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you really screwed up my life. I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming. My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way? What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime. Th
Cutest Thing Ever
Cute People From Around Lostcherry
Cutest Pet
my baby will be in this contest. please vote for him. it starts friday at 12am. here is the link and remember it starts friday! ~~Vixen~~@ LostCherry
Cutest Pet Contest
ok i'm doing it!!!! send me your cutest pet pic u want me to rip to enter in the LC CUTEST PET!! one pet per photo can not be photoshopped 1st 2nd and 3rd place wins LC gift Let's get this started!!! PLEASE REPOST begins friday at 12 am central
Cute
You Should Get An Asian Inspired Tattoo Mysterious and expressive You like to show off, but you also like to keep some allure What Tattoo Should You Get?
Cutest Pet Contest
hey !!! stop by and vote for your favorite http://lostcherry.com/images.php?u=38798&albumid=64149
Cutest Curvy Cherry
Contest will start once I get 10 entries. This contest is for you Cute Curvy Cherries....Send in your requests and link to the photo you would like entered into the contest to the link provided....This is NOT a BBW contest..We are all Beautiful,but it's time for the Curvy girls to get some recognition!!! In addition I will not accept women who arent curvy. Thanks Lips of an Angel ~*Lips of an Angel-at the hosp.*~@ LostCherry
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Cutest Curvy Cherry Contest ~ I Won
The contest is over and I won!! First contest I ever won!! Thanks you so much for all your help :)
Cute And Curvy Contest
Ok, so my friend asked me to join this contest shes having. Its the Cute and Curvy Contest hosted by the one and only ~*Lips of an Angel*~. I suck at this part, so please stop by her page and vote. There are alot of beautiful girls in there. Have fun :-) Here's the URL since I suck and have no idea how to put in a link. lol http://lostcherry.com/kkelley20 Have a great day All!!!
Cutest Baby Contest!
Wow!! Finally....I don't have anything to rant about. I am actually bragging now. I entered my grandkids pic into the cutest baby contest. I am enclosing the link to the pic. If I could get my friends to go look....that would be deeply appreciated. Thanks. Hugs. And all that nice stuff.
Cutest Kittie Contest Comew On And Vote For Waffle
hey i entered my kittie in the cutiest kittie contest come on and vote for him just click on the link thxs And if you need any thing dont be afraid to ask voting, commenting, rateing whatever just ask and thxs again
Cute Lil Song For Dhutch (by Smb)
'm a little sexpot short and stout my tits are handles and i suck your spout when i get all steamed up i just and you bend me over and make me pout
Cute Cute Cute!
well it was the last day in that shitty course i'm tired the day was ok and tomorrow i'm back to the office! lets see what happens tomorrow i missed my coworkers a lot! lol and everyone, if you need your pics rated or commented, send me a privat message i'll try to rate pics tomorrow morning and afternoon! many hugs, kisses and much love everyone! Maria
Cute Facts
Girl Facts: When a girl bumps into your arm while walking she wants you to hold her hand When she wants a hug she will just stand there When u break a girls heart, she still feels it when u run into each other 3 years later When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers, "I'm fine, " after a few seconds, she is not at all fine. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are so wonderful. When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever. When a girl says that she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future. When a girl says, "I miss you, " no one in this world can miss you more than that When a girl is mean to you after a breakup she wants you back, but she's scared
Cute Halloween Story
One Halloween this woman opens her door to find the most adorable little girl, with golden blond curly hair and the biggest blue eyes. She was dressed as an Angel, and was just delightful. The woman said, "what are you supposed to say sweetheart?" The little girl looks up at the woman and says "Twick or Tweat!" The woman thinks this is just adorable, and she calls her husband to come to the door. The woman say to the child, "Go ahead honey say it just one more time." Once again the little Angel looks up and says, "Twick or Tweat!" The husband agrees with his wife, this little Angel is just the cutest thing. The woman picks an apple from the Treat Bowl, shines it up with her apron, and drops it into the little girl's Treat Bag. The little Angel looks in her bag then looks up at the woman and says, "Thanks a lot lady, you just broke my fucking cookies!"
Cute. & True Dear
Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
Cute Quiz! Lol
In a Past Life... You Were: A Genius Undertaker. Where You Lived: Ontario. How You Died: Hung for treason. Who Were You In a Past Life?
Cute Boy
You are the cutest boy I ever did see, you’re the cute boy that hurt me I fell hard and fast for you, wish I never would of met you Because of how you have hurt me so, I don’t know how I’m going to love anymore I gave you all of me I guess it wasn’t good enough for the cute boy with all his dreams Because you left me here all alone to go live your life, without me in your arms You say you loved me with all your heart if that’s so true then why are we apart I refuse to ever allow it to happen again I won’t ever fall for that cute boy who hurt me ever again
Cutest Kid Ever
i just want to keep this kid :P i bet its her dad playing ;) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SGVCXOg4jI
Cutest Pets Contest Winners Announced
Cutest Pets Contest Winners Announced Smokey Hazel Ice@ CherryTAP [Hazel's Cutest Pet Contest Winners!!] Okay voting has been officially over for a few days. I have finally found the time to go over the votes and make sure that there was no cheating involved. Sorry it took so long, Ezra and I have had our hands tied so to speak with various projects for our website. With out further delay these are the winners for Hazel's Cutest Pets Contest. You can see the origional pictures by clicking here... [Hazel's Cutest Pet Contest Winners!!] *spanks and kisses* Hazel
Cute N Sexy
remember the grass is greener where it rains......(even when the puddles start getting deep)
Cutest Dog Award
I think we should have a cutest dog award go to my pics under my pug lilo folder vote,rate and comment the pics tell me what you think. bye for now arthur (thunder)
Cute Name
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Cute/sexy O Meter
-2= Nasty -1= Ugly 0= Not Ugly 1= Almost Okay 2= Okay 3= Average 4= Cute 5= Really Cute 6= Beautiful/Handsome 7= Gorgeous 8= I want you to be my b/f 9= Sexy 10= Incredibly Sexy 11= Breath Taking 12= Fuckable 13= I wanna fuck you now!!! Which one do you think I am?
Cute
A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down, and his fly wide open. A lady cashier walked to him and said, "Your barracks door is open." This is not a phrase men normally use, so he went on his way looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done shopping, a man came and said, "Your fly is pen." He zipped and finished his shopping, and remembering what the cashier told him, finally understood. He then intentionally got in the line to check where the lady was that told him about his "barracks door." When he reached her counter he said, "When you saw my barracks door open did you see a soldier standing in there at attention?" The lady thought for a moment and said, "No, no I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags."
Cute Story!!
It started out to be just another normal Sunday morning with going to the grocery store and doing some errands. I just entered the store and started to walk through the produce pushing my cart not noticing too much. I was checking out the bananas and I started to put them in the plastic bag to put in my cart when someone caught my attention. What drew my attention was this beautiful lady, not only was she beautiful but the way she presented and cared herself, you knew there was something special about her. I first noticed her Green eyes and when we made eye contact I kind of froze. Did I freeze because of my shyness (Yeah, Right) or of her beauty? That moment will last forever in my mind. I came out of the fog and smiled at the beautiful lady with the Green eyes. I noticed she had lovely Red hair and a very cute figure. WOW! My heart was just a racing and mind telling me that I have seen her somewhere before but I couldn’t remember where. I tried to be discreet and minded m
Cute-o-meter
Body: Post this for your friends to see and watch the answers you get sent back to you in your inbox!! If you don't repost your a scaredy-cat. -2= Nasty -1= Ugly 0= Not Ugly 1= Almost Okay 2= Okay 3= Average 4= Cute 5= Really Cute 6= Beautiful/Handsome 7= Gorgeous 8= Sexy 9= Incredibly Sexy 10= Breath Taking Which one do you think I am? Repost this as "Cute -O- MeTeR"
Cute Koala
Hi Everyone. New to town here,hope you will support me to cope.. Easy going woman who loves a good laugh. Come and don't be shy to interduce yourself...I won't bite..Promise..Hihihi. Hope to hear from you soon. Catch ya mate. Loulou.xxx
Cute Ones For The Ladies
------------------------------------------------------- A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss you..." ----------------------------------------------------------- "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your money," she replied. ----------------------------------------------------------- He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said - That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart. ----------------------------------------------------------- Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumor ----------------------------------------------------------- A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th weddi
Cute Joke
A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor. The children began: "Red............cherry," "Yellow.........lemon," Green..........lime," "Orange........orange." Then the professor gave them all a HONEY-flavored lifesaver. After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste. "Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father." One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled, "Oh My God!!!! They're assholes!"
Cutest Couple Contest
I am gonna be holding a contest.. i have been thinking about doing this for a while but have finally decided to do it.. Cutest Couple contest.. Rules are as follows the pic must include you and one other person... not necesarrily your signif other can be a good friend if ya like... Just send the pic you would like to use.. updates on contest when i have them lol now if you will i have also posted a bulletin please go and repost it so i can get enough people to enter :) thanks
A Cute Poem For A Cute Girl...unknown
You changed my world with a blink of an eye That is something that I can not deny You put my soul from worst to best That is why I treasure you my dearest Marites You just don't know what you have done for me You even pushed me to the best that I can be You really are an angel sent from above To take care of me and shower with love When I'm with you I will not cry even a single a tear And your touch have chased away all of my fear You have given me a life that I could live worthwhile It is even better everytime you smile It so magical those things you've made To bring back my faith that almost fade Now my life is a dream come true It all began when I was loved by you Now I have found what I am looking for It's you and your love and nothing more Co'z you have given me this feeling of contentment In my life something I've never felt I wish I could talk 'til the end of day But now I'm running out of things to say So I'll end by the line you already know "I
Cute... (no Offense Guys!)
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma." And they say blondes are dumb... ----------------------------------------------------------- A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss you..." ----------------------------------------------------------- "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your money," she replied. -------------- --------------------------------------------- He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said - That's a good idea... you stand by the ironi
Cutest Couple Contest
Please come vote for me and my hunny in the cutest couple contest. This has been a rough year for us and we could use the boost in spirits..thanks so much....click the pic below to vote for us. I forgot to mention...please leave comments as comments are votes....5 are allowed per person
Cutest Couple Contest
Hey everyone my husband and I are in the CUTEST COUPLE CONTEST please leave as many comments as you like. PLease Help out. Thank you!!!!
Cute Quotes
Dont call me a GODDESS, don't call me a QUEEN, just call me the cutest PRINCESS you've ever seen. I may not always be right but I'm NEVER wrong! I know I'm not perfect, but I'm so close it scares me!!! I don't need your attitude, I have one of my own! I'm not weird...I'm just gifted! you just lost the chance you ever had! Let them notice you, not you notice them It takes 2 people to lie...one to lie, and one to listen! If you hate me, I love you too, It's not MY fault I'm cuter than you! The only difference between me and you is that I make being a Princess look good!! For everyone who doesn't like me, it goes mind over matter...I don't mind, and you don't matter! Everyone's entitled to being stupid, but you're abusing the privilege! I'm an Angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight! You! off my planet
Cutest Couple Contest Part 2
WE ARE THE WINNERS!! I am soo excited BECAUSE my hunny and I beat out a couple that was voting for themselves to win. Though it didnt say you couldnt in the rules, how shady is that anyway. It looks terrible to vote for yourself and not let the public decide. I want to thank my friends from the bottom of my heart (Sandy~lets talk, natural high, Christine, and Sapper21b) for the HUGE amount of voting that they did for me and to EVERYONE that voted at all. I couldnt have gotten anywhere near this high in votes without you. Thanks so much! Love you all! Angie~~Innocentprncss
Cutest Couple Results By Jojo
First off I would like to thank everyone who participated whether it be by voting or having a pic in the contest.. you all made my first contest an Awesome one!! Now For The Winners!! Final Votes Screen Shots!! 1st place goes to Innocentprncss? and Her Hunny For Being The cutest Couple on Cherry Tap they have recieved the following: innocentprncss™@ CherryTAP A Tropical Vacation Worth 75,000 Cherry Bucks!! A Romantic Dinner For Two Worth 1,000 Cherry Bucks!! and Last but not least A dozen Roses Worth 1,000 Cherry Bucks!! Second Place Goes to The CherryTap Prince Aka The Big Bad Wolf and his hunny they have recieved the following: THE C T PRINCE aka THE BIG BAD WOLF@ CherryTAP A Romantic Dinner For Two Worth 1,000 Cherry Bucks!! and Last but not least A dozen Roses Worth 1,000 Cherry Bucks!! And The Third Place Winner is Vote For Me! vote for me@ CherryTAP and Last but not least A dozen Roses Worth 1,000 Cherry Bucks!!
Cute Quotes
*What's love? Love is... What makes a weak man brave And a king step off his thrown Good times, bad times Easy times, tough times It comes in an instant And lasts three days after forever That's what love is. *Love in it's truest form has no language or words, it just has a thousand and one actions we all wish we could describe *Love is like a blazing flame, golden and full of warmth *A Friend's love says: If you ever need anything, I'll be there. True Love says: You'll never need anything; I'll be there *Love is a moment that lasts forever *I seem to have loved you in numberless forms, numberless times, in life after life, in age after age forever * I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding fourth grade hard enough. *
Cute Quizzes....
Using your mouth Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your mouth. You are incredibly sensual, a great kisser and a seductive lover. You drive all of your partners crazy with your mouth. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com You are 91% fuckable! Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com You have a sexual IQ of 144 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com hehe.
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Cute Kids Contest
I entered Three of my kids in the cute kid contest please stop by and comment bomb this pic please and thank you
Cutest Kid Contest..
for all friends that read bulletins and blogs.. my youngest son is entered into the cutest kid contest please take a moment to leave a comment for him.. just click the pic below thanks a bunch
Cute Kid Contest X2
My kids are in two different cute kid contest both are comment based so bomb them if you have the time thanks Erin
Cutest Kid Competition
[ CherryTAP.com photo: 3694866958 ] Please go and vote and leave plenty of comments. I will make sure i come rate you. :)
Cute Competition
Hello all my friends and fans. My friend cB_sTuD entered his two boys in a Cute Kid Competition. I would like you to go and Vote that picture a 10 and also comment on it. You can comment as many times as you want. Maybe there is a special treat in for you if i see you have voted and commented alot. Love you all Ann Click on this picture to go vote and comment
Cutest Kid Contest
Trying to enter my daughter in contest
Cutest Pet
My daugyhters Hamster Rocky is in that contest when he was checking out CT Queens space
C.u.t.e
Just So Like Everyone Doesnt Think Im Conceited C.U.T.E Doesnt Mean Cute As Aww Look At The Puppy It Means Something Else Thats Between Me And One Of My Friends So Yeah.He Didnt Want Me To Put It Up So Im Not Gonna.
Cute Kitten!
Grixie learned to open the CD-RW drive on Topher's computer today. It was so cute. He was trying to burn a CD and everytime it would start to spin she would press her nose to it and it would open. Of course, the first couple of times he thought he just had bad media, but the third time he was watching and saw her do it. Then he had to call me to show me her new trick. I don't know how many CDs we ruined, but it was fun! He had to hold her so he could finish burning the CD. She is so smart!
Cutest Kid Contest
My entered my 2 daughters in the cutest kid contest. Please go vote for them. They deserve to win & I'm not just saying that because I'm their mom. I have 50 people on my friends list not one of them voted for them. guess it's time to clean out that list. They are in 5th place, tied with each other & many others. If you're going to comment, please don't mass comment & only leave things like "vote" or "10". I don't believe they should win that way. Thank you. Thank you sooo much!
Cutee
¢¾ ¢¾Every girl dreams that one day, she will find a guy that does these things for her. Even the smallest action can have THE BIGGEST impact in someone's life.¢¾ ¢¾ GIVE HER ONE OF YOUR T-SHIRTS TO SLEEP IN. LEAVE HER CUTE TEXT MESSAGES. KISS HER IN FR0NT 0F Y0UR FRIENDS. TRUST HER 0VER EVERY0NE ELSE. TELL HER SHE L00KS BEAUTIFUL. L00K HER IN THE EYE WHEN Y0U TALK T0 HER NOT AT HER CHEST. LET HER MESS WITH Y0UR HAIR. MESS WITH HER HAIR. JUST WALK AR0UND WITH HER. F0RGIVE HER F0R HER MISTAKES. L00K AT HER LIKES SHE'S THE 0NLY GIRL Y0U SEE. TICKLE HER EVEN WHEN SHE SAYS ST0P. H0LD HER HAND EVEN WHEN Y0U ARE AROUND Y0UR FRIENDS! WHEN SHE STARTS SWEARING AT Y0U TELL HER Y0U L0VE HER. LET HER FALL ASLEEP IN Y0UR ARMS. GET HER MAD, THEN KISS HER. TEASE HER & LET HER TEASE Y0U BACK. STAY UP WITH HER ALL NIGHT WHEN SHES SICK. WATCH HER FAV0RITE M0VIE WITH HER KISS HER F0REHEAD!!!!!!!! GIVE HER THE W0RLD. LET HER WEAR Y0UR CL0TH
A Cute Joke
WHY WAS THE SNOWMAN STANDING ON THE CORNER OF PINE? HE WAS WAITING FOR THE SNOWBLOWER.....LOL I NO KINDA CORNEY BUT CUTE.
Cute!
Your Elf Name Is... Twinkles Tinsel Toes What's Your Elf Name?
Cutest Couple Contest
Okay Ya'll Lets Get to Bombing ..Sinister's Sweetie & Sinister Hellian are in the Cutest Couple ..Both good friends and good people .. So lets show them some Luv and Bomb the hell outta them !!!! .. Click the Pic below to go to their Pic :)
Cute Kids
vote 4 my son please make him the cutest kid
Cute Ugly Or Sexy?
You scored as Sexy. You're hot and sexy and I want to make out with you. Lol. K email me. in_the_depths_4ever@yahoo.comSexy50%Cute30%Ugly10%Are you ugly, cute, or sexy?!created with QuizFarm.com
Cute
Drop your mask, let the tears fall. I could love you, but forever do you stall. I'd keep you safe, in my arms. You could be, free from all harm. All you have to do is trust, and I'll catch you. Look me in the eye, and tell me you love me too. Drop your mask, let the tears fall. I could love you, but forever do you stall. this was written to me =)
Cutest Baby
come on guys ya'll let me down for the last one....she's in 3rd can you help get her higher?
A Cute Lil Game.. Lol
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Cute.
It’s funny, I was in my room yesterday playing Twilight Princess when Sibi comes into the room and asks if she can help me. I explained it was a one player game so she next to me like a good little girl watching me play. Anyway I past this part that had been getting on my nerves for the past week and they showed a close up of Link. Next thing I know this little 3 year old looks at me and says, Sibi: “Who’s the guy?” Me: “That’s Link, Sibs.” Sibi: “I like that guy, HI GUY!” At that point I started to laugh and told her the guy wasn’t real, which she didn’t believe. Then she heard her big sister in the hallway so she went to go play with her. As she was leaving she said bye to me and looked at Link: Sibi: “Bye guy! I like you, I’ll see you tomorrow!”
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Cutest Pickup Line Ever.
Okay. So I can't type very well and I'm actually sort of hoping the guy doesnt call tonigggght cause he seems kinda cool and there is no need for him to think I am loony. ^^ I'm working and I need to get past some guys so I say excuse me and they move but they're all like 'of course' and turn to watch me but I don't turn to look cause um.. I'm to cool for that? Well that and almost all the guys that hit on me are either still in highschool, ghetto as ell or old. Like real old. Anyways, dude gets my attention again to tell me he likes my hair. Well that's expected. So I'm like thanks and by this time I notice he's kind of a cutie. I cant tell how old but I think he's older than me.. black with a nose-ring and average height. So he gets my attention again to ask what my tat is of. I procede to show him all of them then mention that I had piercings too and then bla bla about what and such and thats it I think. So I turn away AGAIN and he's all like hey.. wait. So say that I'm goi
Cutest Kid With A Pet Contest
Please vote for my son in the cutest kid with a pet contest. I will happily repay the favor to anyone who asks me! You can vote as many times as you like! Thanks in advance!
Cutest Couple Contest
CUTEST COUPLES CONTEST PLZ VOTE!! ok please come show us some love!!! thanks!!
Cutest Couple Contest(we Need Help)
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A Cute Poem For A Cute Girl
You changed my world with a blink of an eye That is something that I can not deny You put my soul from worst to best That is why I treasure you my dearest Marites You just don't know what you have done for me You even pushed me to the best that I can be You really are an angel sent from above To take care of me and shower with love When I'm with you I will not cry even a single a tear And your touch have chased away all of my fear You have given me a life that I could live worthwhile It is even better everytime you smile It so magical those things you've made To bring back my faith that almost fade Now my life is a dream come true It all began when I was loved by you Now I have found what I am looking for It's you and your love and nothing more Co'z you have given me this feeling of contentment In my life something I've never felt I wish I could talk 'til the end of day But now I'm running out of things to say So I'll end by the lin
Cute-o-meter
-2= Nasty -1= Ugly 0= Not Ugly 1= Almost Okay 2= Okay 3= Average 4= Cute 5= Really Cute 6= Beautiful/Handsome 7= Gorgeous 8= Sexy 9= Incredibly Sexy 10= Breath Taking Which one do you think I am?
Cute Baby
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond compare. With that as his mission he began to search for the perfect woman. Shortly there after he met a Redneck who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away. So he explained his mission to the Redneck and asked for permission to marry one of them. The Redneck simply replied, "They're lookin' to get married, so you came to the right place. Look 'em over and pick the one you want." The man dated the first daughter. The next day the Redneck asked for the man's opinion. "Well," said the man, "she's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly notice...pigeon-toed." The Redneck nodded and suggested the man date one of the other girls; so the man went out with the second daughter. The next day, the Redneck again asked how things went. "Well,"the man replied, "she's just a weeeee bit, not
Cute And Fuzzy Bunnies
Cute Picture
I say this picture and thought it was very cute. profilecodeandmore.com
Cute Pic
Cutest Couple Contest
I am currently entered into the cutest couple contest. It is by comments. If you've got time, come drop a comment or two :-) Ends February 1st @ 7pm Central time
Cutest Little Angels
I wanna hold a constest cuz I think kids are so dam cute! So if you or someone you know wants to participate, just send in the pic of their cutie and we will get started! Here's how the contest works...most votes wins. Even if someone lowballs you, they are just giving you a vote. Comments will be counted as votes also. So, comment bombing is allowed.
Cute Isnt He?
Cute Recipe For Love
In light of National Heart day I have provided the following to all of you that need directions... lol Recipe for Love Ingredients 2 Hearts Full of Love 2 Heaping Cups of Kindness 2 Armfuls of Gentleness 2 Cups of Friendship 2 Cups of Joy 2 Big Hearts Full of Forgiveness 1 Lifetime of Togetherness 2 Minds Full of Tenderness Method Stir daily with Happiness, Humor and Patience. Serve with Warmth and Compassion, Respect and Loyalty
Cutest Baby Contest
My baby boy is in this contest. I am so far behind but any help would be appriciated thank you
Cutest Kid Contest
Please go click on this pic and comment on my daughter Ashley's pic, for the cutest kid contest. I want to do this without cheating by duplicating comments of my own so PLEASE HELP!!!!
Cutest Kid Contest!
So my son is in the cutest kid contest! Right now, HE'S IN THE LEAD, but there's one kid tailing him!!! Help us out, PLEASE!!! I will return the favor, just tell me what u need! Here's the link... comment bomb like crazy!!!
Cutest Couple Contest!!!
Hey, everyone, it'd be so awesome if you could help us out with the CUTEST COUPLE CONTEST! Please help out my baby and me!!! http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=467021&i=3404438184
A Cute Poem For A Cute Girl ( I Saw This And Think Its Cute )
You changed my world with a blink of an eye That is something that I can not deny You put my soul from worst to best That is why I treasure you my dearest Marites You just don't know what you have done for me You even pushed me to the best that I can be You really are an angel sent from above To take care of me and shower with love When I'm with you I will not cry even a single a tear And your touch have chased away all of my fear You have given me a life that I could live worthwhile It is even better everytime you smile It so magical those things you've made To bring back my faith that almost fade Now my life is a dream come true It all began when I was loved by you Now I have found what I am looking for It's you and your love and nothing more Co'z you have given me this feeling of contentment In my life something I've never felt I wish I could talk 'til the end of day But now I'm running out of things to say So I'll end by the lin
Cute Doggie Contest
My doggy Lucky is in a cutest doggie contest here on CT. Please rate and comment :) All help is greatly appreciated...thanks everyone :) http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=564541&albumid=231929&i=1328229862
Cutest Dog Contest!
C Diddy is entering his 1st ever CT Contest! This contest is for the Cutest Dog! Please help mine win by rating and commenting! I think She'll be very thankful and happy that you did! Click the pic of Suzie Q below to show her some CT Love!
Cutest Kid Contest
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Cute
A koala is sitting up a gum tree ... smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says, "Hey Koala ! What are you doing?" The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?" The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and say
Cute Catholic Joke
During a Papal audience, a business man approached the Pope and made this offer: Change the last line of the Lord's prayer from "give us this day our daily bread" to "give us this day our daily chicken." and KFC will donate 10 million dollars to Catholic charities. The Pope declined. 2 weeks later the man approached the Pope again. This time with a 50 million dollar offer. Again the Pope declined. A month later the man offers 100 million, this time the Pope accepts. At a meeting of the Cardinals, The Pope announces his decision in the good news/bad news format. The good news is... that we have 100 million dollars for charities. The bad news is that we lost the Wonder Bread account!
Cute Joke
A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach The bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind." The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our wives; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why sh
Cute
A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date. "Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?" "Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replied. "It's not polite." "OK", the little girl says, "How much do! you weigh?" "Now really," the mother says, "those are personal questions and are really none of your business." Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?" "That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!" The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. "My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the little girl says to her friend. "Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It is like a report card, it has everything on it." Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you are, you are 32." The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out? "I also know that you weigh 1
Cute One Here
Dear Tide: > > > > I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it > all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now > that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month > ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate > and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, > and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to > another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! > I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, and to my > surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the > stains came out so well that the detectives who came by yesterday > told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my > attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in > the disappearance of my husband. > > > > What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a > mur
Cutest Father & Daughter
PLZ GIVE US YOUR VOTES & COMMENTS!! FEEL FREE TO EVEN BOMB!!!!
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Cutest Baby Contest
Ok Cherry Tappers Im gonna be holding my first contest.. Its the Cutest Baby Contest If you would like to enter Your Babies Picture this can even be a niece / nephew etc.. If you want to enter your baby Then send me the link to the picture you want to enter in Private message there will be 3 Winners for 1st 2nd and 3rd place everyone who enters will get a vic gift Self Commenting and rating is allowed... Thanks Itsurangel
Cute Animal Overload (i May Be A Little Gay For This Lol)
Cute Animal OVERLOAD (I may be a little gay for this lol)
~ Cute And Laughing Baby ~
I crack up everytime i hear that laugh :) clipped from www.youtube.com 
Cute.
Apparently you can send my goofball questions on Buzznet or some mess like that. I should send him a message and see how that Tequila shot has been treating him. =)
Cute People Ride The Bus Too!
I had a conversation one day with the one and only Larry Fabulous that led us to the birth and creation of "Cute People Coalition". I mean come on, we all know that cute people ride the bus too! So as a tribute to my friend and muse Larry Fabulous I would like to present to you the first official "Cute People Coalition" line of products.Click Here To Join The Cute People Coalition!
A Cute Little Picture...
(Originally Posted on July 24, 2006)Ever have one of these lives... tag: religion, anger, image, humor, funny
Cute Stash Update !
Hope you all had a great Easter !! I have added some cute/funny animal pics to my stash so please stop by and show lotsa love !! Thanks and big hugs Lin xx
A Cute Picture
(Originally Posted on August 7, 2006)I found this one here:tag:  satan,  satanic,  satanist,  satanism,  religion,  comic,  image,  humor,  funny
Cute Comic
(Originally Posted on August 18, 2006)I found a comic here that speaks loads for my view of humanity:Although I would have replaced the words "Paris Hilton" with "Fundamentalist Theists", "Government Bureaucrats", and the like.tag: religion, comic, humor, funny-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Ave Satanas!
Cute Sayings For A Friend
Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when somebody Loves u. But feel best when somebody never forgets u. A friend is sweet when its new….but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But u know what? Its sweetest when its you. Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need u. years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die. One day u will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life… You will walk away from me without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!! A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u. If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine. People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some give up Some will try Some say hi Some say bye Others may forget YOU but nev
Cute Animals Compilation
Cute animals doing cute things.. Cute Animals Compilation
Cutest Kid Contest
Please if you have the time could you stop bye and bomb this photo for me. Her picture is the linkto the contest. Thank you in advance.
Cutest Kid Contest Need Bombers!!!
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE CLICK THIS PIC AND BOMB IT FOR ME! I'd love to see this pic of my sweet Melody (may she rest in peace) win. Most comments is the winner! Thanks for all your help! Missing my sweet Baby Girl Melody, Crystal (AngelEyezTN)
Cutest Kid Contest Please Bomb Samanthas Pic
I'm in a cutest kid contest here is the link to it if you time could you please go bomb the picture please? ty ty ty
Cute Name Meanings
What does ur name mean?? T : You are very broad minded O : awesome kisser. R : Fuckin Crazy. R : Fuckin Crazy. I : Great in bed. ---------------------------------------------- A: you like to drink. B : You like people. C : You are really silly. D : one in a million. F : You are dead sexy E : Easy to fall in love with. G : You never let people tell you what to do. H : You have a great personality I : Great in bed. J : People Adore you K : You're wild and crazy. L: You are great in bed M : best kisser ever. N : You are very adorable O : awesome kisser. P: you are popular with all kinds of people. Q : You are a Great preson R : Fuckin Crazy. S : You're good in bed. T : You are very broad minded. U : You are really silly. V : You are not judgemental. W : You're loyal to those you love X : You never let people tell you what to do. Y : best boy/girl friend any one can ask for. Z : Always ready.
Cute
i just made my pro up and it is so cute go see go see
Cutest Kid Contest Please Bomb Samanthas Pic The Link Is There
Cute Bunnies
http://www.aolvideoblog.com/2007/04/19/bunnies-at-play/
Cute
You are 87% normal You are shockingly normal... and since normal doesn't really exist, that is kinda scary. In fact, you are scarier than the most abnormal person. Go you! Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com
Cutest Kids Contest
I have decided to host another cutest kids contest.. send in pics of your kids to Joanna Freaks and Geeks Family **Rate My Stash get a gift :) **@ CherryTAP
A Cute Joke
The Good Husband Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you you
Cutest Toddler Contest
HEY MY 16 MONTH OLD SON IS IN THE CUTEST TODDLER CONTEST PLEASE COME VOTE FOR HIM, RATE AND COMMENT HIM...IT WILL BE MOST APPRECIATED...THANK YOU..
Cute!!
If you want someone who will bring you the paper without first tearing it apart to remove the sports section..... Then buy a dog. If you want someone willing to make a fool of himself simply over the joy of seeing you .... Then buy a dog. If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never says its not quite as good as his mother made it .... Then buy a dog. If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want ..... Then buy a dog. If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies... Then buy a dog. If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores.... Then buy a dog.
Cute.
i was just going thru my photobucket and i think that my little luvy has met more rockstars than most people. for your review, i give you luvy and some rockers: Maria from in this moment: Candace from walls of jericho: Brock from 36 Crazyfists: Morgan from Kittie:
Cute Cat
Cutest/sexiest Belly Button
I am putting together my first contest to see how it goes. I absolutely love belly buttons, and thought that this would make a great contest. I want to find the cutest/sexiest belly button on CT. Entries must include face, for the simple fact that I don't want a bunch of cropped pics from porn stars or anything like that (don't want 200 entries of Mena Suvari's belly button from the American Beauty cover either....although that is one of the most incredible belly buttons....ever!). I want this to be legitimate people who are members of CT. Please send me the pics, or address for me to rip, by May 27th. Contest will open on May 28th. Most comments wins a Cherry Blast, with rating being the deciding factor in case of a tie. Contest will close on June 30th. Send them in today! ***Must be at least 18 to enter. I reserve the right to crop photos for 1) decency, 2) visibility. Photos with nudity are acceptable, however overly explicit photos will either be cropped or denied. Blast will
Cutest Ct Hubby & Wifey/ Couples Contest
it last for 7 day so please come by and comment bomb . thanks to all that help
Cute And Funny
The first grade school teacher had twenty-five students in her class and she presented each child in her class the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are first graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic! 1. Don't change horses.........................until they stop running. 2. Strike while the...............................bug is close. 3. It's always darkest before...................Daylight Saving Time. 4. Never under estimate the power of .........termites. 5. You can lead a horse to water............. but, how? 6. Don't bite the hand that ,,,,,,,,,,,,.looks dirty. 7. No news is..........impossible. 8. A miss is as good as a.............Mr. 9. You can't teach an old dog new .,,,,,,,, math. 10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll ......stink in the mo
Cutest Kid Contest! Help Out A Friend!
Help out my friend! Comment on pic for Cutest Kid Contest! Thanks all!!!
Cute- O - Meter
Cute -O- MeTeR Cute-O-Meter *everyboday do it* Post this for your friends to see and watch the answers you get sent back to you in your inbox!! If you don't repost your a scaredy-cat and you will have relationship problems for 5 years. So post it now. -2= Nasty -1= Ugly 0= Not Ugly 1= Almost Okay 2= Okay 3= Average 4= Cute 5= Really Cute 6= Beautiful/Handsome 7= Gorgeous 8= Sexy 9= Incredibly Sexy 10= Breath Taking Which one do you think I am? Repost this as "Cute -O- MeTeR Report as NSFW (Not Safe For Work) [?] Comments:
Cute-o-meter
Cute -O- MeTeR Cute-O-Meter *everyboday do it* Post this for your friends to see and watch the answers you get sent back to you in your inbox!! If you don't repost your a scaredy-cat and you will have relationship problems for 5 years. So post it now. -2= Nasty -1= Ugly 0= Not Ugly 1= Almost Okay 2= Okay 3= Average 4= Cute 5= Really Cute 6= Beautiful/Handsome 7= Gorgeous 8= Sexy 9= Incredibly Sexy 10= Breath Taking Which one do you think I am? Repost this as "Cute -O- MeTeR
Cute - O - Meter
Cute -O- MeTeR Cute-O-Meter *everyboday do it* Post this for your friends to see and watch the answers you get sent back to you in your inbox!! If you don't repost your a scaredy-cat and you will have relationship problems for 5 years. So post it now. -2= Nasty -1= Ugly 0= Not Ugly 1= Almost Okay 2= Okay 3= Average 4= Cute 5= Really Cute 6= Beautiful/Handsome 7= Gorgeous 8= Sexy 9= Incredibly Sexy 10= Breath Taking Which one do you think I am???
Cute As Shit! Lol
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Cute And Cool
Cute
Talking Cat Says
Cute Little Story!!
Girl: Do i ever cross ur mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: Not really Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--Me or ur life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
Cute Little Computer Symbols Called "emoticons"
We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where: : ) means a smile and : ( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by : - ) : - ( Well, how about some "ASSICONS?" Here goes: (_!_) a regular ass (__!__) a fat ass (!) a tight ass (_*_) a sore ass {_!_} a swishy ass (_o_) an ass that's been around (_x_) kiss my ass (_X_) leave my ass alone (_zzz_) a tired ass (_E=mc2_) a smart ass (_$_) Money coming out of his ass (_?_) Dumb Ass You have just been e-mooned!
Cutest Pet Contest
I need one more person to enter a cute pet picture for me to start contest tomorrow two or more people and there will be a third prize of a one day blast Don't delay enter today :D send the link to the photo you wish to enter to my link below My link Lisa~Founder of Freelance Comment Bombers~C† WîFè Tº KèV~@ CherryTAP
Cute-o-meter
CUTE-O-METER Post this and watch the answers you get sent back to you in your messages!!! If you don't repost your a scaredy-cat and you will have relationship problems for 5 years. So post it now. -2= Nasty -1= Ugly 0= Not Ugly 1= Almost Okay 2= Okay 3= Average 4= Cute 5= Really Cute 6= Beautiful/Handsome 7= Gorgeous 8= Sexy 9= Incredibly Sexy 10= Breath Taking 11= Me you bed noww 12= Come Fuck the shit out of me ...Which one do you think I am? Tell me in a message. Then, repost this as: "Cute-O-Meter"
The Cutes Man On Here!!!!!!!!!!:)
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Cutest Pet Contest
I need help winning this contest please.
Cute N Funny
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Cute Interns At K Street
So just a bit of updates on the gallery. We've got a pretty cute intern up on a ladder, cleaning the windows. I
Cute Offer For The Ladies (still Workin On Some For The Guys)
I've been messing around in my graphics program and got this idea from a small card that my dad gave to me years ago. I will make one or all of these (currently only these two but more will be coming soon!) for anyone who would like one. If you would like one, just message me (including the link to the photo you would like used and which one you would like) or leave a comment. Good night Hugs Stace PS: Thanks to Temptress for pointing out a typo in the original :)
Cute-o-meter
CUTE-O-METER Post this and watch the answers you get sent back to you in your messages!!! If you don't repost your a scaredy-cat and you will have relationship problems for 5 years. So post it now. -2= Nasty -1= Ugly 0= Not Ugly 1= Almost Okay 2= Okay 3= Average 4= Cute 5= Really Cute 6= Beautiful/Handsome 7= Gorgeous 8= Sexy 9= Incredibly Sexy 10= Breath Taking 11= Me you bed now 12= Come Fuck the shit out of me
Cute
1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5) 2) THE ANSWER IS (L0OK AT #11) 3) D0NT GET MAD (L0OK AT #15) 4) CALM DOWN DONT BE PISSED ( L0OK AT #13) 5) FIRST (L0OK AT #2) 6) D0NT BE THAT MAD (L0OK AT #12) 7) I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT I LOVE YOU! 8) WHAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU IS...(THE ANSWER IS ON #14) 9) BE PATIENT (L0OK AT #4) 10) THIS IS THE LAST TIME IMMA DO THIS (L0OK AT #7) 11) IM NOT MAD WHEN IM SAYIN THIS (L0OK AT#6) 12) S0RRY (L0OK AT #8) 13) D0NT BE GETTIN ALL HYPE (L0OK AT #10) 14) I D0NT KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS (L0OK AT #3) 15) YOU MUST BE REALLY PISSED OFF (L0OK AT NUMBER #9) now you must send this to people you love!!!!and especially the one who sent it to ya......so have FUN!!! reply | delete comment | block user
Cute Nylons Pic
add me so can all of you ho love to see nylons pic go to my photo and see some sexy cute pic
Cute Animal Quiz
You Are A: Kitten!Cute as can be, kittens are playful, mischevious, and ever-curious. Your mischevious side is part of what makes you a kitten, as is your dislike of getting wet! Kittens are often loving, but are known to scratch or bite when annoyed. These adorable animals are the most popular pets in the United States--37% of American households have at least one cat. Whether it is your gentle purr or your disarming appearance, you make a wonderful kitten.You were almost a: Bear Cub or a BunnyYou are least like a: Chipmunk or a MonkeyWhat Cute Animal Are You?
Cute But Corny
I rear-ended a car a few days ago. It was a REALLY bad day! The driver got out of the other car, and, of all things, he was a DWARF!!! He quickly looked up at me and said, " I am NOT happy! So I said, "Well then, which one are you?"
Cute Cat Internet Expressions
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Cute Bunny With A "wierd" Hat Lol
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Cute Laughing Dog
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Cute Lab
This guy goes into ta backyard and sees a black lab just sitting there."You talk?" he asks."Yep," the lab replies."So, what's your story?The lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running, but the jetting around really tired me out. I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I really wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. I had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm retired."The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks Bubba what he wants for the dog."Ten dollars".The guy says, "This dog is
Cute O Meter!
CUTE-O-METER (Come on Goddess help me out with this lol) Post this and watch the answers you get sent back to you in your messages!!! If you don't repost your a scaredy-cat and you will have relationship problems for 5 years. So post it now. -2= Nasty -1= Ugly 0= Not Ugly 1= Almost Okay 2= Okay 3= Average 4= Cute 5= Really Cute 6= Beautiful/Handsome 7= Gorgeous 8= Sexy 9= Incredibly Sexy 10= Breath Taking 11= Me you bed noww 12= Come Fuck the shit out of me ...Which one do you think I am? Tell me in a message. Then, repost this as: "Cute-O-Meter
Cute-o-meter
CUTE-O-METER Post this and watch the answers you get sent back to you in your messages!!! If you don't repost your a scaredy-cat and you will have relationship problems for 5 years. So post it now. -2= Nasty -1= Ugly 0= Not Ugly 1= Almost Okay 2= Okay 3= Average 4= Cute 5= Really Cute 6= Beautiful/Handsome 7= Gorgeous 8= Sexy 9= Incredibly Sexy 10= Breath Taking 11= Me you bed noww 12= Come Fuck the shit out of me ...Which one do you think I am? Tell me in a message. Then, repost this as: "Cute-O-Meter
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CUTE-O-METER (Come on Goddess help me out with this lol) Post this and watch the answers you get sent back to you in your messages!!! If you don't repost your a scaredy-cat and you will have relationship problems for 5 years. So post it now. -2= Nasty -1= Ugly 0= Not Ugly 1= Almost Okay 2= Okay 3= Average 4= Cute 5= Really Cute 6= Beautiful/Handsome 7= Gorgeous 8= Sexy 9= Incredibly Sexy 10= Breath Taking 11= Me you bed noww 12= Come Fuck the shit out of me ...Which one do you think I am? Tell me in a message. Then, repost this as: "Cute-O-Meter
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GRAPHIC PHOTO! How Babies are Delivered. This is a really helpful photo for any of you who have kids, grandkids, nieces, nephews, godchildren actually, for anyone who spends even a little time with young children. Eventually, you'll have to face the 'where do babies come from?' issue, and this picture is definitely worth a thousand words. But prepare yourself -- it's pretty explicit! You might want to look at it privately before sharing it with the children in your life. Don't delete, a must see!
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You changed my world with a blink of an eye That is something that I can not deny You put my soul from worst to best That is why I treasure you my dearest You just don't know what you have done for me You even pushed me to the best that I can be You really are an angel sent from above To take care of me and shower with love When I'm with you I will not cry even a single a tear And your touch have chased away all of my fear You have given me a life that I could live worthwhile It is even better everytime you smile It so magical those things you've made To bring back my faith that almost fade Now my life is a dream come true It all began when I was loved by you Now I have found what I am looking for It's you and your love and nothing more Co'z you have given me this feeling of contentment In my life something I've never felt I wish I could talk 'til the end of day But now I'm running out of things to say So I'll end by the line you al
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