Fubar Blog Posts 2

Crazy Thoughts
So being out here in the desert, women are a bit scarse. Cute women even more rare and a woman who would give me the time of day... priceless So I'm standing in line behind this girl, can't see her face, she's in DCU's so it's not like I can see her figure but her neck.. the hair at the base of her neck is just so damn sexy. I just want to breathe her sweetness, nibble on her neck, her ears, cup her bare breasts with my hands and have her reach around and hold my head as she grinds into me...... Or when a girl comes out of the shower and crosses your path, you smell her soap, her shampoo and it is just so damn GOOD! "Excuse me miss, would you mind if I came over to your hut and performed oral on you for a few mn?" And that is what goes though my mind these days... Or when you start to pull down a woman's underwear... and her pubic hair is a bit compressed from being confined and it puffs up a bit when you free it.... the hint of moisture as you run your tongue across her lips

Crazy Contest
To all my loving friends and family again that i've bugged and bothered, who spent days leaving me votes. Your amazing. It's been a long stressful day at work, and it ahd me thinking about how i've become a freak with this contest. I wish lady onyx a happy win since she wanted it so bad. And plexi the runner up spot, your both lovely. But As to wht i was thinking. High school is over, but not for some people in there minds. I have a wonderful husband, beauitful pets and a great loving family. So i'm not going to beg for people to just to some strangers page and help them level up with my comments about myself. Lots of Love Lil evelyn

Crazy Ass Shit
Dude since I came onto this site I have been honest with every guy I talk to that I'm married and its gonna stay that way I have no desire to leave my husband and I hardly talk to guys if they come onto me then I stop talking to them. I have one friend on here that I talk to all the time he is my friend and that is it. I got this crazy ass email today and this bitch was cussing me out cause I slept with her man and I dont even know her fucking man. She said all sorts of shit and she is fucking insane.

Crazy Ppl
It seems that I attract crazy fuckin psycho, mental men who aparently didn't get enough attention as children or just like hurting ppl. I am writing this since the majority of my friends are men. Please give me some advice. For some reason, yes I am one of those woman who always blew off the good guys for the bad boys. I now wonder why, because now it seems to be all I attract. I get the ones who say all the right shit at the beginning...I mean everything I need to hear. Once they realize I care well then the mask comes off. I just can't understand....Please a little help here

Crazy
How crazy can life get for one person? I offer my Jerry Springer Life for review . My brother has/was cheating on his wife and I suspected but never said anything because I never had proof. I am the older sibling and it was drilled into my head to be responsible for him - yeah right. Anyway I sat back and watched a friend who did have proof tell my sister in law only after he had spoken with my brother about and basically got the "keep your mouth shut" talk. This was about two weeks ago. I've told my brother my feelings on the matter and how I really didn't want to be around him right now otherwise I would hurt him for being such an idiot. Today I get this phone call from him - guess what - my sister in law is pregnant and he can't understand why I am not jumping up and down for joy. I love my family I do but right now they are making me crazy. I know I need to deal with it and move on but they aren't giving me enough time between shocks to adjust. Oh added in on this is my e

Crazy Ass Ppl
ok, if you are fuckin nuts, possesive, stalkerish, creepy, or obsessive... do NOT message me. i dont need anymore crazy ppl in my life and i am not looking for drama. Dont want it, dont need it. So if you want to be a decent human being and be civil, feel free to message me or do whatever, but if you want to be a manipulative, conniving, two faced, obsessive jackass or a spineless pussy, dont bother. i have no patients for it and i will not add you as a friend.

Craziness
The craziness of the past, present, and future Out or nowhere the tears are forming I thought I was so happy today Out of nowhere I started thinking And I know that I’ll be okay No matter what you said to me All that time ago It doesn’t matter how you make me hurt It’s a pain I no longer know I wanted to scream at you Yell so loud above the noise I can still hear my mom saying “Boys will be boys” Well, to me that don’t matter The silly things she said The tears are still forming And I don’t want to get out of bed Why are the tears rolling Down my not so pretty face Every time I feel them coming I feel like a disgrace A laugh is forming in my voice A happiness in my tone I just happened to remember That I’m not really all alone There is someone special Someone that makes me laugh You don’t need to know it yet But you’re not my better half There was a time it was different And I can’t remember why There was a time it was different When you

Crazy Rap By Afroman
AFROMAN LYRICS "Crazy Rap" (Wait a minute, man. Hey, check this out, tell it. It was this blind man, right? Man, check this out- it was this blind man, right? He was feelin' his way down the street with this stick, right? Hey. He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'? He stopped, he took a deep breath, he said, Woooooo, good morning, ladies. You like that shit, man? Hey, man, I got a gang of that shit, man. I tell you what- my man on the guitar, fool on the drums, everybody just crowd around the mic, I'll tell you all these mutha-fuckin' jokes. But first, I'ma start it off like this. Hey, help me sing it, homeboy.) Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need. We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed. And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns, singing them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong. So roll, roll, roll my joint. Pick out the seeds and stems.

Craziest Friend Contest
CRAZIEST FRIEND CONTEST corvette to first place 2nd place rolex 3rd a mans/womans ring Contest will run atleast a week (may run up to 11 days depending on number of participants) Starts Wednesday Comment bombing will be allowed Picture must be of you and only you doing something weird/fun/crazy/happy (aka you must be smiling or picture must make me smile)! Message me the link to your photo so I can rip it This is all in good fun and I hope you all enjoy -Crazy ----------------------- Come help me get my give aways! Crazy - Slacker is going for 7 days Blast + 3 days Blast+ 2 Surprise Gifts = 11500 comments 6000 COMMENTS GETS HER TROPICAL VACATION

Crazy
Trapped inside my own head With nothing but my own fevered dreams to comfort me. I know the pain of the madman; He lives inside of me. I've felt the strength of demons And the weakness of self- preservation. And hope. Hope. Hey, parents, do you know where your kids are tonight? Are they locked away inside of themselves? Are their minds slipping away? Mama hen, mama hen . . . The fox has taken your baby again. Precious minds are a shame to waste Memories are forgotten in haste. I am losing all that is me . . . Yet gaining something entirely different. Something that acts like an animal And speaks like God. Comforts me like a best friend And loves me like its child. I am its child. An innocent brat, ready for its teachings. Ready to do what is told to me. Believing all that is said to me. Taking in all. And living off of my fevered dreams. © Andi 2007

Crazy-ass Music!
I just received a pre release of a song i played guitar and harp on, its a rap/hiphop track and for once i can honestly say i outdid myself, this has to be one of the most berserk guitar solos of all time, damm im good! :)

Crazy Shit Fuckin Up The Life
Finally got my CherryTAP thingy up and goin. Lot's of crazy shit happening. Feelings getting hurt, people's plans being fuckered up. Found out a man that I truly care about ended up in seclusion in jail. Mass issues. On top of that, it seems I've been playing phone tag with all my friends. I'm out. ~Twiggy

Crazy Dream 1
ok i found myself in mesa amc 24's courtyard. i was w/ annie, cody w/ risa, chanti, nickie, n alyss. the nicks (if some of u get confused whn i say that, the nicks r nick curtis and nick sargent) n kyle were there 2, but not w/ us. i turn away frm the conversation we were havin 2 c where they went 2, n i found nick c in a fight w/ this guy. i didnt kno this guys n im quite sure neither did the rest of us except the nicks n kyle. he was wearin a black bandana on his head with black pants n a red band t-shirt. anyway, they were yellin at each other, thn i c nick c reach in his pocket. i left annie n thm n rushed ovr, cuz i knew he was reachin 4 his big ass knife. i got there just in time b4 he pulled it out. "nick its not worth it," i said 2 him. "its not worth it. hes not worth it." thn i heard the guy say, "what the fuck did u just say?" i turned round calmly n replied, "i said ur not worth gettin him in trouble, n hes not worth gettin u in trouble." i went 2 finish up w/ nick c, but t

Crazy Dream 2
ok so i wake up like any normal morning in my room. everythings is basically in its place, thn i notice that im fully clothed. i ignored it as i go downstairs n c my dad n stepmom, patti, sittin on the couch drinkin their coffee. i say hi 2 them, but they dont respond. so i go n stand in the middle of the living room n say it again, n they still dont respond. theyre lookin at me, but it feels like theyre lookin thru me. thn it all goes black... ...thn i find myself at codys place. in his room. n theres cody n risa just sittin there, n risas cryin. codys holdin her n i said, "whats wrong?" n they dont respond. cody says, "risa its ok. hes got something better now maybe. besides he mightve wanted it this way." thn risa looks up n i c their eyes meet, n all risa had was a look of pure sorrow. thn everything blacks out again... ...thn i find myself in annies kitchen. annies leanin up against the counter w/ tears in her eyes as chanti n rachel r comfortin her. "annie its gonna b alrig

Crazy John
JUST TO SAY A BIG HEART FELT SORROW TO THE FAMILY OF LANCE CORPORAL JOHN FITTON WHO SADLY PASSED AWAY THIS AFTERNOON WHILST OUT RUNNING IN WINDSOR ( ENGLAND) TOTALLY CRAZY GUY FULL OF LIFE AND ENTHUSIASIM FATHER OF 2 AND DEVOTED HUSBAND.... YOU COULDNT HAVE ASKED FOR A BETTER FRIEND GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTON ............ NULLI SECUNDUS REPOST AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE TO SHOW SUPPORT FOR OUR SOLDIERS AND THEIR FAMILIES............

Crazy Sexy Cool!
I decided to pimp out my sisters. Please don't be mad at me but these two need it! So much drama and attention goes to the top and all these great girls and guys don't get noticed! Look at these 2 Beautiful girls!!! Muah! I came to CT in July of last year! I came here because my best friend Shell invited me. Shell is a sweetie. She is one of the most wonderful friends you could know. She is amazing. And you all should Know her. Please add, fan and rate her. She returns the love! I love Shell and you all will too!!! Shes a good person! ~Shell~Freakz&Geeks Family~@ CherryTAP Jellybean! What can I say about the beaner. She is a kick ass friend--just don't piss her off LOL. Another one of the few ppl I met here on CT that I am very close to! Jelly has a great heart and a nice rack :P Seriously, Add her! She is there when you need her and she also returns love etc. Lets give her some love this weekend! She deserves it too! ·ï¡÷¡ï· JÊ££¥ ßÊÁÑ·ï¡÷¡ï·Freaks&Geeks Family ♥

Crazy
You Drive Me Crazy, You Infuriate Me, You Set My Soul Afire. You Annoy Me, You Make Me Wish I Was Somewhere Else, You Bring My soul To Light, I Wish Some Times To Make you Disappear, I Sigh With Frustration, For I Can Never Get Rid Of You.

Crazy Little Thing
Some weird sights we have seen. From tall trees to bean poles that are lean. Seeing towering buildings to small ant hills. We all have our own little thrills. From rivers that swell up and wash away. The things we each see from day to day. Cars that crash, balls that bounce. All is taken with salt by the ounce. For some it goes all or just a bling. No matter its all a crazy little thing

Crazy Dreams
For the past 2 days I've been having the strangest dreams. Vivid, and in color (most of us dream in black and white FYI) and with a VERY strange cast. Jordan Knight was in one, the band The Kooks were in it, and a lot of other characters. And I dream a lot, and they're strange as it is, but these were downright odd. I'm going to go sit in a corner until my meds kick in...

Crazy Ass Night W/nick
Okay, Tonight I just couldnt wait anymore to see hot fuzz so tonight I dragged Nick with me and we saw it....afterwards we drove around Corvallis in a Huge Cady!!!! We went to Mc'ds and we decided we would pay with a $100 dollar bill and we got change back of $91.56 in $5 dollar bills and to top off the funniest night ever, We switched cars and drove one of the cars at my house that has a burnt out tail light and decided see how many times we would get pulled over well we got pulled over three times and 2 of the 3 cops that pulled us over laughed and told us to keep driving!!!! well now im wide awake and Pimpin out my music file with fresh new music and bored so if anyone wants to talk then hit me up!!!! ANYWAYS PEACE GANGSTA'S!!! HOPE EVERYONE HAD A GREAT MONDAY LIKE I DID!!!! ^_^ Yours Truly, ~TOMMY~

Crazy People On Ct
Wow I have finally met my first certifed nut on CT. This bitch, hits me up on my shout box, asked me a buch of questions about how many women I had been with in the past, then calles me a male whore. LOL I'm willing to bet that the men on CT wouldn't call me a male whore, they would say I probably didnt get enough pussy growning up. Shit 20 isnt that bad is it? If anyone wants to know this crazy persons SN it's hotcollegechick, or somthing like that. if you see her RUNNNNNN!!!! She's a fucking nut.

Crazy Stuff
I know it must seem really weird to some... a lot perhaps why I am posting more... hmmm 'revealing' shots. I just like the sense of freedom it gives me. I lead a very good real life. I love my husband.. 26 years. We still have a great time and enjoy each other's company.. but the thought of being desired by men.. talking and getting to know them, separating from my real life.. is a huge turn on.. I am happy in all aspects of my real life... but am very restless, sexually inside.

Crazy Ass Girls
I real dont understand these girls these day.This one girl I am so in love with is wish someone that treats her like shit and I cant get her to relize it.I just wish she would just stop playing his games and just come to me.Well thats wishfull thinking.Well anyone have advice hit me up.

Crazee........lol
my life is so crazee right now.......i am so tired of being alone.....i am not single because no-one is interested in me but because i have yet to find a real man that can be serious with me and handle everything about me........you don't fall in love at first glance it takes two people willing to spend the rest of their lives falling in love......i have yet to find you......i want someone to look at everyday and feel myself falling more and more in love with him everyday.........i just want someone real that can show me what true love is.......if that is you then where have you been all my life.....probably in my dreams....lol until next time...... forever and day, ~candida dawn lambert~

Crazy
Unable to hide for too long who I am, sometimes I'm a bitch other times I'm a gem. Pissy moods just come over me what can I say, my personality changes day to day. I try to be pleasent but I know I am crazy, sometimes I'm socially active other times socially lazy. I don't like to talk on the phone I come off very rude, I'm sorry if you think I have a bad Attitude. At least I know that I have problems and I try to forwarn, I tell people I have issues but guess their oppinions are torn. I couldn't keep a guy if my life depended on it, can't find one willing to put up with my shit. Sure I can be pleasent and laugh it up with the best, but the truth is everytime I go out it's a test. I don't talk too much I have nothing to say, I'm super shy and people get bored with me in just one day. It's crazy to think I'm entertaining to any, I would list all my issues but my god there's so many. You would think cuz I'm pretty that I have lots of friends, but everytime I m

Crazy Ethel
Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic, the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in. One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. STOP!" he shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?" Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him. "OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall. As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted "STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?" Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster, and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said, "On your way, "ma'am." As Ethel neared the final corrido

Crazy Ex
This weekend was suppose to be my weekend with my daughter. But my psycho ex showed up at my house when I wasn't home and took my daughter. All because I left my daughter with my girlfriend who lives with me now. Two fucking days after we went to mediation about visitation. Now she deems it unsafe for my daughter to go at my house. I thougt I was going to be so over this shit but looks like more drama on the horizon for me. Top it all off the night before she gave me some fucking line about how we need to be friends and nice to each other for that sake of our daughter. ain't that some bullshit? Fuck it Life of a juggalo I guess shit aint never easy.

Crazy Tattoo Contest !
~ Crazy Tattoo Contest ~ Do u have a tattoo that just stands out? Then enter my contest and have some fun! 1st Tattoo is...... Comment bombing allowed and self bombing also Contest will start on 5/21 thur 5/26 2 prizes to each winner! Comments + Rates = Total Want to enter send me pic link or tell me which one and i will rip it! Thanks Maria Click on link to enter contest! ~~AnGeLHeArT~Majorboredum* woman ~~ Owner Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~@ CherryTAP

~ Crazy Tattoo Contest ~
~ Crazy Tattoo Contest ~ Do u have a tattoo that just stands out? Then enter my contest and have some fun! 1st Tattoo is...... Comment bombing allowed and self bombing also Contest will start on 5/21 thur 5/26 2 prizes to each winner! Comments + Rates = Total Want to enter send me pic link or tell me which one and i will rip it! Thanks Maria Click on link to enter contest! ~~AnGeLHeArT~Majorboredum* woman ~~ Owner Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~@ CherryTAP

Crazy Tattoo Contest Starts 5/23
~ Crazy Tattoo Contest ~ Do u have a tattoo that just stands out? Then enter my contest and have some fun! 1st Tattoo is...... with 1 comments! 2nd Tattoo is...... with 1 comments! Comment bombing allowed and self bombing also Contest will start on 5/21 thur 5/26 2 prizes to each winner! Comments + Rates = Total Want to enter send me pic link or tell me which one and i will rip it! Thanks Maria Click on link to enter contest! ~~AnGeLHeArT~Majorboredum* woman ~~ Owner Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~@ CherryTAP

Crazy Tattoo Contest Updated
~ Crazy Tattoo Contest ~ Do u have a tattoo that just stands out? Then enter my contest and have some fun! 1st Tattoo is...... with 1 comments! 2nd Tattoo is...... with 1 comments! 3rd Tattoo is...... with 1 comments! Comment bombing allowed and self bombing also Contest will start on 5/21 thur 5/26 2 prizes to each winner! Comments + Rates = Total Want to enter send me pic link or tell me which one and i will rip it! Thanks Maria Click on link to enter contest! ~~AnGeLHeArT~Majorboredum* woman ~~ Owner Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~@ CherryTAP

Crazy Tuesday!!!
Hi all, I was just wanting to let you know how my day was. I get up at about 6:30 am and get Andrew on the bus, then Darryl calls me at 7 and 7:30 to make sure I am up, YES I am up! So I get Kyle dressed for school and drive him there. Go by to pay the water bill, go to the gas station to get gas and cigarettes. Gas is just TOO EXPENSIVE! Then I stop by Walmart to get the things I forgot yesterday, then I swing by and pay the auto insurance, then head home. I get home a lil after 9am, and I left the house at 7:40, so quite a lil trek. Just get settled into doing dishes and such and Kyle gets off the bus, so have to set him up with juice and cartoons, then try to go back to washing dishes, and Darryl is calling me again to let me know that he is going to Cincinnati,Ohio! A good run, with about 860 miles one way! WOOOOO HOOOO! So then I start to go back to dishes and laundry and it's time to take Andrew back to the Dr.'s to make sure he is doing better, etc. So have to check him out of

~ Crazy Tattoo Contest ~ Now Open!
~ Crazy Tattoo Contest ~ Do u have a tattoo that just stands out? Then enter my contest and have some fun! 1st Tattoo is...... with 1 comments! 2nd Tattoo is...... with 1 comments! 3rd Tattoo is...... with 1 comments! 4th Tattoo is...... with 1 comments! Comment bombing allowed and self bombing also Contest will start on 5/21 thur 5/26 2 prizes to each winner! Comments + Rates = Total Want to enter send me pic link or tell me which one and i will rip it! Thanks Maria Click on link to enter contest! ~~AnGeLHeArT~Majorboredum* woman ~~ Owner Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~@ CherryTAP

~ Crazy Tattoo Contest ~ Now Open Come And Vote!
~ Crazy Tattoo Contest ~ Do u have a tattoo that just stands out? Then enter my contest and have some fun! 1st Tattoo is...... with 1 comments! 2nd Tattoo is...... with 1 comments! 3rd Tattoo is...... with 1 comments! 4th Tattoo is...... with 1 comments! Comment bombing allowed and self bombing also Contest will start on 5/21 thur 5/26 2 prizes to each winner! Comments + Rates = Total Want to enter send me pic link or tell me which one and i will rip it! Thanks Maria Click on link to enter contest! ~~AnGeLHeArT~Majorboredum* woman ~~ Owner Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~@ CherryTAP

Crazy
you look into my eyes you see a persons that can't be controlled the world is my playground and all want to do is burn it down I want to fuck on the back of a moving train taking me no where but right where I started from I want to see a girl cry from being told that her lover is alive I want to see the rainforest before it is burned down I want to meet the one person in this world who is truly innocent I want to do all these things but I am crazy and bound for life to a straight jacket with only my arms to hold me tight I have no lover to call to only the morphine that I am give to dull my raw emotion to think and react on my own The only way I see the light is threw a crack in my padded room where I am lock up tight I committed a crime I am free thinker and in a world of greed & power the few of us that commit this crime are damned to live a life threw morphine and locked doors for no one hear our cries So if you see the girl in the window looking do

~ Crazy Tattoo Contest ~ Now Open Come And Vote
~ Crazy Tattoo Contest ~ Do u have a tattoo that just stands out? Then enter my contest and have some fun! 1st Tattoo is...... with 1 comments! 2nd Tattoo is...... with 1 comments! 3rd Tattoo is...... with 1 comments! 4th Tattoo is...... with 1 comments! Comment bombing allowed and self bombing also Contest will start on 5/23 thur 5/30 2 prizes to each winner! Comments + Rates = Total Want to enter send me pic link or tell me which one and i will rip it! Thanks Maria Click on link to enter contest! ~~AnGeLHeArT~Majorboredum* woman ~~ Owner Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~@ CherryTAP

~ Crazy Tattoo Contest ~ Needs Votes On This Contest!
~ Crazy Tattoo Contest ~ Do u have a tattoo that just stands out? Then enter my contest and have some fun! 1st Tattoo is...... with 1 comments! 2nd Tattoo is...... with 7 comments! 3rd Tattoo is...... with 1 comments! 4th Tattoo is...... with 2 comments! Comment bombing allowed and self bombing also Contest will start on 5/23 thur 5/30 2 prizes to each winner! Comments + Rates = Total Want to enter send me pic link or tell me which one and i will rip it! Thanks Maria Click on link to enter contest! ~~AnGeLHeArT~Majorboredum* woman ~~ Owner Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~@ CherryTAP

~ Crazy Tattoo Contest ~ Score Updates This Is So Sad People!
~ Crazy Tattoo Contest ~ Do u have a tattoo that just stands out? Then enter my contest and have some fun! 1st Tattoo is...... with 8 comments! 2nd Tattoo is...... with 5 comments! 3rd Tattoo is...... with 1 comments! 4th Tattoo is...... with 1 comments! Comment bombing allowed and self bombing also Contest will start on 5/23 thur 5/30 2 prizes to each winner! Comments + Rates = Total Want to enter send me pic link or tell me which one and i will rip it! Thanks Maria Click on link to enter contest! ~~AnGeLHeArT~Majorboredum* woman ~~ Owner Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~@ CherryTAP

~ Crazy Tattoo Contest ~ People In The Tattoo Contest U Need To Comment On Ur Tattoos U Entered Into My Contest !
~ Crazy Tattoo Contest ~ Do u have a tattoo that just stands out? Then enter my contest and have some fun! 1st Tattoo is...... with 8 comments! 2nd Tattoo is...... with 5 comments! 3rd Tattoo is...... with 1 comments! 4th Tattoo is...... with 1 comments! 5th Tattoo is...... with 1 comments! Comment bombing allowed and self bombing also Contest will start on 5/23 thur 5/30 2 prizes to each winner! Comments + Rates = Total Want to enter send me pic link or tell me which one and i will rip it! Thanks Maria Click on link to enter contest! ~~AnGeLHeArT~Majorboredum* woman ~~ Owner Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~@ CherryTAP

~ Crazy Tattoo Contest ~
~ Crazy Tattoo Contest ~ Do u have a tattoo that just stands out? Then enter my contest and have some fun! 1st Tattoo is...... with 8 comments! 2nd Tattoo is...... with 5 comments! 3rd Tattoo is...... with 1 comments! 4th Tattoo is...... with 1 comments! 5th Tattoo is...... with 1 comments! 6th Tattoo is...... with 1 comments! Comment bombing allowed and self bombing also Contest will start on 5/23 thur 5/30 2 prizes to each winner! Comments + Rates = Total Want to enter send me pic link or tell me which one and i will rip it! Thanks Maria Click on link to enter contest! ~~AnGeLHeArT~Majorboredum* woman ~~ Owner Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~@ CherryTAP

Crazy Weekend...hip Fixed...summer Plans?
My crazy weekend is just about over. Our planned cookout was moved back a day to Sunday. So we did that today. I also did an event at my church tonight. I came home at 11:30 because I was dead tired and couldn't do any more tonight. So...I'm home. Tomorrow it's basically back to the old grind, but we still got grillout food to eat tomorrow :) The doctors fixed my hip on Thursday. The thing is - they did so while attempting to do x-rays on it...I'll take it though. :D As for my summer plans - we're not sure yet. It may be a calm summer. I have bladder surgery on 9/6, so there goes a week plus there...*sigh* We were supposed to go on vacation but that's looking less likely to happen. *frustrated sigh* So - if yours truly wants adventure - I may have to find it by myself in August. Birthday trip anyone? :D

Crazy Bitch Down The Hall
Well my weekend was interesting! Bob and I just moved into our new apartment and I already got in a brawl. This woman who lives down the hall (well lived shes getting evicted now) comes to our door and when Bob opens it she pretty much just comes on in. She has her kid and another kid from the building with her. This woman is drunk off her ass and after alot of bizarre behavior ends up kicking her 4 year old in the face and punching the 10 year old neighbor kid. Obviously none of this goes over well with me so I went after her. LMAO Bob said I jumped out of my chair and over boxes (we are still unpacking)to get to this bitch. I slammed her into the wall and got her on the floor. I remember dropping an elbow in her face and kneeing her in the kidney among a few other blows I threw. It all went pretty fast and I was beyond pissed. I pretty much had to sit on this broad until the cops got here. She ends up kicking the cops in the crotch twice while handcuffed. This woman was so

Crazy Facts
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) AA pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour (Don't try this at home,maybe at work) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off ("Honey, I'm home. What the...?!") The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What cou

Crazy Joe's Specials
Myspace Layouts Graphics TOP SITE MON THRU FRIDAY 4PM TO 8PM IS HAPPY HOUR!!! FOR HAPPY HOUR IT'S A DOLLAR OFF ALL DRINKS!!! EVERY FRIDAY HAPPY HOUR WE HAVE A FREE BUFFET SO COME ON DOWN, GET DRUNK AND EAT!!! TUESDAY NIGHTS COME ON DOWN AND SING LIKE A STAR WITH OUR KAROK AND 2.75 TWISTED TEAS ALL NIGHT LONGI!!! THURSDAY ARE THIRSTY THURSDAY SO COME QUENCH YOUR THIRST WITH $3 PITCHERS FROM 8PM TO 11PM AND SHOW US YOUR SKILLS AND SING YOUR HEART FOR KAROKI!!! FRIDAY NIGHTS YOU BE THE DJ!!! WE HAVE 25,000 SONGS TO CHOOSE FROM. ALSO BUD AND BUDLIGHTS ARE $2 ALL NIGHT LONG WITH $1 SHOTS!!! SATURDAY NIGHT COME PLAY BEER PONG AND DANCE TO THE MUSIC!!! WITH $6 PITCHERS ALL NIGHT LONG, COME POLISH OFF YOUR SKILLS WITH BEER PONG, THE ONLY GAME WHERE NO ONE'S A LOSER!!!

Crazy Survey
ARE YOU A VIRGIN:nawDO U HAVE ANY PEIRCINGS:earsHAVE ANY TATTOOS:naddaDO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND....(NAME):No I have a husband..CLydeFULL NAME:Alesha M. SandersAGE:20HAVE YOU USED CONDOMS LATELY, IN ANY WAY:nawR U A CLEAN FREAK:nawHAVE U GOT IN A FIGHT IN THE PAST WEEK:nawHAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX IN THE BATHROOM:yeaHAVE UR PARENTS CAUGHT U HAVING SEX:probally..lolDO U BELIEVE IN SEX AT FIRST SIGHT:noDO YOU HAVE POT IN UR SYSTEM RIGHT NOW:noWAT ABOUT ALCHOHOL:noGOT ANY KIDS:yeaDO U DO PILLS:pills..bcDO U DO WEED:use toDO U DRINK:noDO U CONSIDER URSELF A SLUT/WHORE:noDO U SMOKE CIGGS:yeaIF SO WAT KIND:marb. 100'sDO U LIVE IN A TRAILOR PARK:yea..lolHAVE YOU EVER CHEATED:noIF SO, WAS IT WORTH IT:R U GOING TO A PARTY 2-NIGHT:noDO U SHOOT UP:hell nawDO U OWN A GUN:naw want oneEVER GOT IT IN THE BUTT:lmao...HAVE U EVER TRIED 69:no...DO U TAKE NUDE PICS:noDO U LOOK AT PORN:nawHAS UR B.F/G.F T

Crazy
Its crazy Crazy the way u can feel Crazy how you can feel so much for one person How one person One person that you may have just met Can mean so much to you You don�t even know why sometimes Its like the feelings you have are undescribable You can�t even think of one word to allow things to make sense But maybe things aren�t suppose to make sense when you�re in love Maybe everything is suppose to be a mystery Suppose to be something that you don�t know what the outcome will be But if love is such a mystery How can everything seem so perfect when you�re with them? How can it be that nothing else matters when they�re around you ? Its like nothing makes sense Nothing can truly be understood Its like things happen and you will never have control But why would you want control? Want control over who you love Why would you want that? It wouldn�t be called life if you didn�t make mistakes Th

*crazybeautiful* Sight
You know that moment... that instant... something shifts splinters cracks wideopen BAM like thunderclap inside illuminated ignorance revealed acknowledged... can't look away like a train wreck. pain of knowledge shattered illusion and then... aaaah sweet fucking release. You're a little less idiot a lot more odd. lol Don't you wish you didn't know... sometimes don't you just wish you didn't know? That's the way it feels anyway Ha joke 's on you you still know nothing. Best to go with the flow wait for the next BAM love and laugh your ass off the whole way.......... what a ride what a ride what a rush ..................

Crazy On U
Crazy on you Heart We may still have time We might still get by Every time I think about it I want to cry With the bombs and the devils And the kids keep coming Nowhere to breathe easy...no time to be young But I tell myself that Im doing alright Theres nothing left to do tonight but go crazy on you My love is the evening breeze touching your skin The gentle sweet singing of leaves in the wind The whisper that calls, after you in the night And kisses your ear in the early light You dont need to wonder, youre doing fine And my love, the pleasures mine Let me go crazy on you Wild mans world is crying in pain What you gonna do when everyone is insane So afraid of wanting, so afraid of you What you gonna do....ahhhhhhhhhh Crazy on you, crazy on you, let me go crazy crazy on you I was a willow last night in my dream I bent down over a clear running stream I sang you the song that I heard up above And you keep me alive with your sweet, flowing love

Crazy As Usual
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Crazy Days ~ Barksdale Afb
Just thought I would send a quick message to my friends & let you all know. The last few days have been crazy, but I think them crazy days are over for a while. I took my youngest over to Barksdale AFB on Monday .... He out processed from his unit...GREAT FOLKS OVER THERE!!! Then I put him on a plane on Tuesday & he's off to BMT {Basic Military Training - for those who don't know what that means....LOL!!} I'll see him in August down in San Antonio for the weekend & then he's off to Maryland until January. I can't wait to head to San Antonio.....I'm gonna do a whole lot of Traveling while I follow this kid around with his career choice, to serve our country.....LOL!! Damn Proud of him. T2UL, Take Care & Smile :o) Have a Great Night & Haller atcha all 2morrow. Louann S.

Crazy
u better read this!!!! PLEASE ok i know u hate this crap when people send you shit like this but trust me i mean trust me i will never lie too any of u....this shitttttttttttttttttttt is freakin scary its sooo crazy and it works but u have too belive in it.. soo good luck lates DO NOT SEND THIS BACK TO THE PERSON THAT SENT YOU IT!!! [not a good idea] DO THIS ITS SOO FREAKY thursday october 6, 2005 here just do it most people aren't sure of what they really want in life. I received this letter from a friend on the computer, did what it told me to, and within a week, everything I had wished came true!! Here's an exact copy, this really works!!!! ************************************************************* 1. To yourself, say the name of the only guy or girl you wanna be with 3 times! **************************************

Crazy Ass Stuff!
Here's my story that happened a few months ago... and it's not a tell about a man named Brady! I got to know this couple from Missouri through Stickam! I talked to him and I talked to her and they were having trouble in their marriage because the guy put their son in the hospital, he shook their 2 month old baby and it didn't turn out pretty, but he survived. I think he's under investigation. Shaken Baby Syndrome! Well, she would have these guys be assholes to her and you know how us guys can be. (But Not Me!) and He accidentally screwed up and told her that if she ever got with a another guy, he would want it to be me! He thought I was nice and not the typical guy. Which a few of you can vouch for me. Here's where everything went South, I mean really went South! Well anyway, She drove all night one night without my knowledge until she was about here. She phones me and tells me that she's here in Alabama. Was I shocked! Well I met her on the Interstate a few exits up, I was

Craziness Begins
well today starts off my month of craziness...so I wont be on here hardly...yay Yes I have a life...lol Driving to San Jose for 4 days for a wedding...then home for a few days and off to Rosarito for 4 days and 2 weeks of driving to different places with my little girl and back for wedding number 2...yay Anyway time to live the good life for alittle...byeeeeeeee for now....muahhhhhhhhhh

Crazy !
Sometimes I cant help but sit and wonder, what it is in life I really want to be. A lot of the times I put on my mask, not letting people see the real me. The person inside thats makes people laugh, mainly because I love to see them smile. He has been locked up deep down inside, the guy you all havent seen in a while. I like my privacy,and I like people too, but mostly I am a lonesome and depressed man. Socialable, friendly and I care about my friends, I try my best to help them whenever I can. They come to me for comfort and encouragement, I am always by their side. Most of my problems and personal feelings, I try to hold them inside . I know they are my friends, and they love me for the person I am. They see my laughing eyes and my smile, but deep down it is all just a scam. CRAZY is what I feel sometimes, I just want to scream and shout. Let the tears run down my face, and then my true feelings come out. So what do you think my f

Crazy Videos
I'm not sure If I can put these videos on My stash since they are way more than just NSFW, so I'm just going to put the links here for you to check them out. (links will open in a new window... I don't want you to go away too far from here) :) WOMEN MASS MASTURBATION JAPANESE MASS FUCK JAPANESE SEX CHAIR BOOT SEX Now that boot sex video is something that left Me a little impressed!.... Enjoy Mistress M

Crazii Girls..in My Eyes!
crazy girls..IN MY EYES always willin to fight for somethin they shouldnt even worry about talk to a million guys and say they are all theres when they finally find a girl a crazii girl goes nuts and wants to kill them when they have a boyfriend they always sayin they "need breaks" they dont kno which way is up or which is down they say one thing and do another they cry and whine over every lil damn thing that goes wrong or right in there life they say they are gonna drop it but they dont they get on there mans/crushes myspace and start shit wit other females they dont ever have the story right or straight they leave a thousand and 1 comments for there "guy" to piss off other ppl THEY JUS DONT TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER one day she has a bestfriend the next they hate each other they always tryin to take the TAKEN men they think the world owes them somethin they get pissed off at nothin they wanna have a baby wit a guy then wait till he/she is born and run off and then try

Crazy (tasha)
One bright day, in the middle of the night. Two dead men got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other. Drew their swords, and shot each other. The deal policeman head the noise. He came and shot those two dead boys. If you don't believe this lie. Ask the blind man he saw it with his two own eyes,

Crazy/beautiful
don't believe that old cliche, good things come to those who wait, i believe good things come to those who want something so bad they can't sit still." [Ashton Kutcher] You’re brought back but you’re running I’ll find sleep in the end tonight I can’t shake this little feeling I’ll never get anything right. Watch your step ‘cause the path is steep. Hold your breath cause the waters deep. It’s a long way down the lovers leap, but falling’s half the fun. I just wish people would say what they feel. Who cares about fucking signals? This isn't a four way crossing. You continuously ruin my life. && I continuously let you When you kissed me and told me you loved me and laid me on your bed i didn't know it then-- but i was the only one being honest in the room. come on darling just use me i can promise that you wont be the first. Be careful not to confuse coincidence with fate. Do more than exist, live. Do more than touch, feel. Do more than look, o

Craziness...
Sometimes I feel like I have lost all my freakin' marbles. My heart, my head, and my emotions are just all jumbled up inside. I have tried not to analyze the situations in my life right now, but as the days go by it seems to get harder and harder. I want to understand why I feel the way I feel, and what causes the fear that I allow people to create in my head. A friend that I trust very much told me to trust until given a reason not to, but sometimes I am not even sure what those reasons might look like. People say things to me, and because there is a fear inside of getting hurt, I sometimes grab hold of the things they say and just run with them. Sometimes I think it would be better to not talk to anyone! But I know that overall the people I call my friends truelly are. Then there are the ones that I guess I've been trained to keep close. Reality is that I don't trust most women, I have been stabbed in the back by to many, and had things twisted to a point that they w

Crazy Idea Want To See Will Help.
I know this may be lame or crazy but I want to give it a shot. I just started getting into collecting coke reward caps. Im curious who is willing to help me here. If anyone has these spare caps and are not using it can you email the codes to dal112772@hotmail.com. or just put it in my blog. I will repay you back with a gift of some sort. Thanks guys appreciate it.

Crazy Tuesday!
Hi there all, my day has been an interesting one. I got a call from my sister stating that we wouldn't all fit in the vehicle that I had reserved. So we had to come up with a new plan to get to St. Louis! So we ended up talking about every other 15-20 minutes on the phone, til we came up with the idea of renting two cars with better gas mileage. So I called Avis to see if I could reserve the two vehicles, so I call my sister back, and she tells me to reserve them, then we can always take them off. So I call Avis back, and to reserve the vehicles, I have to have a major credit card, or if I don't have that, then with a debit card, it will be a $300 fee for both cars! I was like WHAT? I don't have $600 for both cars! So we both tried to call my mom, and she wasn't there, so we waited til she got home, then she called my sister. The options were these: 1) My mom rents the car with her credit card, but we have to pay $10 per day, per driver. 2) She loans us the $600 to pay for the rental

Crazy Night!!
Last night was so0o crazy!!!! I went out to have a few drinks with some friends, friends that I had shut out of my life because they were also friends of an ex, and damn it I regret being that way towards them now!!! *Anywayz* I was having a great time, until we ended up at a lake in Tennessee and let me tell you J and lakes at night are a big no no! For those of you who know me, know I have a fear of drowning at night, so0o you already know I totally freaked! The bad part about it was I was actually sober and still FREAKED! In other news...srry guys, I'm no longer single..:) Me and my something that feels right are back together..I know I said I was gonna move on but I couldn't..I love him alot and I think it's gonna really work this time..Ok well that's it..L8RZ!! MWAUH..*~J~*

Crazy Man At The Mall Tried To Kill Us
so yesterday i was at the mall with a friend tryin to find cky vids heh. ayways as were leavin were crossin the parkin lot and i step on the curb an wait for this car to pass by an when it does i step off the curb an this nut comes speedin through the parkin lot an tries to hit us. my friend jumps out of the way an the guy slams on his breaks an stops about a foot in front of me (im like in front of his headlight there) so i punch his hood as hard as i can an i think i hurt my hand anyways he rolls down his wondow an says "YOU FUCKIN LIL PUNKS" n so i say "PEDESTRIANS HAVE THE RIGHT OF WAY ASSHOLE AN UR SPEEDING LIKE A FOOL" so he opens his door to get out of the car so jay runs up an kicks his door shut an the dude yells "YOU FUCKS IM CALLIN THE COPS" so i kick his side mirror off lol anyways he then drives away an gives us the most pussified attempt at the finger ive ever seen an thats my story

Crazy
Written by willie nelson (as performed by willie nelson) Also performed by patsy cline and ray price* Crazy Crazy for feeling so lonely Im crazy Crazy for feeling so blue I knew you'd love me as long as you wanted And then someday you'd leave me for somebody new Worry Why do I let myself worry Wondering What in the world did I do Crazy For thinking that my love could hold you Im crazy for tryin Crazy for cryin And I'm crazy For lovin you (repeat last verse)

Crazy Female
she says she loves my but then sleeps wit my cuzzin , she says she wants to have my child but gets pregnant by some one else, shes says she wants to marry,shes says she'll do anything for me then catches a std, so i said stop callin me, she said no matter where i go she will find me, that girl is crazy someone save me.

Crazy Neighbors...
Ok, this has been driving me crazy all summer, and I have to vent... Our neighbor across the street is a whack job! We all live in this great planned community, golf courses, nature trails, protected habitats, etc... Basically, a very serene setting. This neighbor is right on the golf course, he has a double deck with a beautiful view of the greens and the lake. However, he is always sitting in his garage on a piece of crap lawn chair staring into our house!! I don't undertand... I thought that maybe it was just my imagination, maybe even paranoia...but there he is again today. He gets home, opens his garage, sets up his chair and stares... He can't possibly see anything else but our house. We are right across the street, and we have a huge privacy fence, so it's not like he is "watching birds" in our backyard or something. Seriously, go to the Club House and have a drink or something...but get your nose outta my house!! :)

Crazy Horse
Crazy Horse (Tashunkewitko) was born on the Republican River about 1845. He was killed at Fort Robinson, Nebraska, in 1877, so that he lived barely thirty-three years. He was an uncommonly handsome man. While not the equal of Gall in magnificence and imposing stature, he was physically perfect, an Apollo in symmetry. Furthermore he was a true type of Indian refinement and grace. He was modest and courteous as Chief Joseph; the difference is that he was a born warrior, while Joseph was not. However, he was a gentle warrior, a true brave, who stood for the highest ideal of the Sioux. Notwithstanding all that biased historians have said of him, it is only fair to judge a man by the estimate of his own people rather than that of his enemies. The boyhood of Crazy Horse was passed in the days when the western Sioux saw a white man but seldom, and then it was usually a trader or a soldier. He was carefully brought up according to the tribal customs. At that period the Sioux prided the

Crazy Emily
Sometimes Emily holds me down, ties me up, plays real rough - and I pretend it hurts to have her straddle me, tease me, take me only part way, then back off. It's hard to be so hard, to want it all, but need permission - no hands to hold her down, to touch her glowing breasts to wrap around her waist while she is bouncing baby bouncing. But, I believe in bondage when she licks along my neck, nibbles nipples, takes me deep inside her - I'm a sucker for her sucking. Then she unties my tethers and I take her like a madman, making love first fast and hard, then long and slow - I am crazy in her, crawling to her, face down, ever-reverent at the altar of my need. © All rights reserved Scott Adelmann

The Crazy Preacher Dude...
So... I work in Downtown Sacramento (near the corner of 10th and K for those of you familiar with it)... And there's this street preacher guy that's almost always out on the corner. Some loud, preachy older black dude... And we keep our gallery doors open to invite people in, but he's out there every day. It'd been a nice past week, he hadn't really been out, but today, he's back... And I keep wanting to go out there and throw an apple at him. At least he's not as loud as he used to be. Anyways. Just thought you'd all like to know this. :D

Crazy Squirrel
Ok, thats a story I just found on yahoo. It was cute,so I thought I share it here for the ones who missed it. It came from Reuters btw. Chocoholic squirrel steals treats from shop Thu Aug 2, 10:44 AM ET A Finnish squirrel with a sweet tooth heads to a Finnish grocery shop at least twice a day to steal "Kinder Surprise" chocolate-shelled eggs. "I named it the Kinder-squirrel, after the treats. It always goes after them, other sweets do not seem to interest it as much," the manager of the store in Jyvaskyla, central Finland, told Reuters. The confectionary, which is intended for children, has a toy inside. "It removes the foil carefully, eats the chocolate and leaves the store with the toy," Irene Lindroos said. Unfortunately, the bushy-tailed thief does not clean up after itself, but leaves the wrappers behind, she added. Squirrels have a well deserved reputation for being clever and adaptable animals. Many a home owner has seen the small rodents raiding thei

The Crazy Horse Memorial
Crazy Horse Memorial when Finished Korczak's detailed, long-range plans for Crazy Horse Memorial are incorporated into this painting showing how the nonprofit humanitarian project will look in the future when its major goals are accomplished. The 563-foot-high mountain carving-in-the-round will dominate the horizon. A poem written by Korczak will be carved on the mountain in letters three feet tall. The multi-storied, 350-foot diameter, hogan-style Indian Museum of North America will be across the reflecting pool from the mountain. The American Indian University and Medical Training Center, with its circular dormitories, will rise on either side of the Avenue of the Chiefs. The avenue will be lined with sculptural portraits of famous Native Americans. Visitors will be able to drive around the spring-fed lake to the other side of the colossal Crazy Horse sculpture in the round. The recreational facilities reflect Korczak's great love of sports and his desir

Crazy Ex Girlfriend
Miranda Lambert Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Lyrics It took me 5 bars, some 30 license plates I saw her mustang And my eyes filled up with rage I brought my pistol but I ain't some kinda fool So I walked right in bare-handed She was on his arm while he was playing pool Just like I used to do she kissed him while I got a beer she didn't think I'd show up here I'm a crazy ex girlfriend I watched her for awhile but I didn't like her walk came across kinda cheap to me but hey hows that my fault She looked at my man like he didn't have on a stitch somebody tell that girl step up to the plate I wanna Pitch (Little Bitch) Those pretty girls can play their game but they're damn well gonna know my name I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend I started throwing things and I scared folks half to death I got up in his face smelled whiskey on his breath Didn't give a second thought to being thrown in jail Cause baby to a hammer everything lookes like a nail I was mad as hell Tho

Crazy
Crazy (I don't know why, what I'm doing what I'm doing) See, baby I, apologize For all the things that I've done that I've done See I've known that I've been a fool for far too long And baby you have it, I go around to wait, just come back to papa Please baby, baby won't you stay If you really love me then why are you leavin me I can't think, think about this crazy day I lose sleep just to daydream about you babyyyyyyyy I'm going crazy, crazy, crazy, just to thinkin about you lately (crazy baby) I'm going crazy, crazy, crazy, just to thinkin about you baby (I don't know what to do) I'm going crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, thinkin about you lately (crazy, crazy, crazy) I'm going crazy, crazy, (crazy, crazy) when I can't touch you Crazy, crazy (I'm going crazy) when I can't hold you Crazy, crazy, (I'm going crazy) when I can't see you again (Said I'm going crazy) (Said I'm going crazy) I've finally realized, that you are my

Crazy Upstairs Lady.
So its been around 8 or 9 months since I've had someone live upstairs from my in my apartment building. And I've kind of like it that way. I know, landlord needs to fill it to make money, but the lady that just moved it, must be in her late 50's or so and I think this might be her first apartment EVER. Last week, I met her when I was walking out to my car to go somewhere. . . I stuck my hand out to shake hers and let her know that I was her neighbor and such, you know nice neighbor thing to do. . . and her hand was all crippled up and she was kind of frumpy. (not that frumpy is all bad. . . .when you almost 60.) She went on to tell me about her apartment, and blah blah blah. I was just being nice to let her know I was her downstairs neighbor and if I'm too loud, just tell me before calling the police. Well ever since then. . .she has been trying to catch up with me every time I'm outside (walking to my car back and forth.) telling me about things in her apartment, and the other night

Crazy For You
I'm crazy for you, I wish you were crazy for me too. My heart skips a beat when I hear your name, how I long for the day when you feel the same. You came to me from online, now I think of you all the time. There's just one thing that I need, that's to have you here with me. Baby there's just one thing I want you to do, just remember I'm crazy for you.

Crazy Bitch
BUCKCHERRY LYRICS Crazy Bitch All right! Break me down, you got a lovely face We're going to your place And now you got to freak me out Scream so loud, getting fuckin' laid You want me to stay, but I got to make my way Hey You're a crazy bitch But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it When I dream, I'm doing you all night Scratches all down my back to keep me right on Hey You're a crazy bitch But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it When I dream, I'm doing you all night Scratches all down my back to keep me right on Take it off, the paper is your game You jump in bed with fame Another one night paid in full, uh You're so fine, it won't be a loss Cashing in the rocks, just to get you face to face Hey You're a crazy bitch But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it When I dream, I'm doing you all night Scratches all down my back to keep me right on Hey You're a crazy bitch But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it When I dream, I'm doing you all ni

Crazy People
Life has its ups and downs...............God gave man a soul, along with the ability to make decisions about life. Many times we base our decisions on emotions rather than thought. Whether it be about love, politics, our finances, etc. We end up getting hurt. How illogical.When we let this happen we become what I call the sheepol. We must use our logic, and think things through. We must stay away from those who have become crazy, we cannot be rescuers. Without hurting ourselves in the process. I ask the protector to keep all my friends safe, and to give them logic in their thoughts.

The Craziness Is Coming To End.....
Finally after a week of Long Days,it looks like the craziness will be subsiding at work,so for all the Lovers of the comments i send and the Love that i try to send,Keep Smiling,Cause Bobby's Gonna be back by Sunday,the Latest... Saturday may be a well deserved day of play for me,heading to the casino for the day. But Sunday,will be the a Day for Crew,Family,friends and Fans Lots Of Love to those Who Care! And Lots Of Love To Those,who might not!

Crazy Lil Thing Called : Life
Well, as of lately, I been really over worked and super busy on my own accord, except for half last week which I spent being lazy... Got some court date coming up, details in one of the earlier blogs, but other than that I been graced with some easement in this crazy lil thing called life, life is really tricky you feel on top one minute and at the bottom again very quickly sometimes, but if you grab ahold on something, for all you are worth, that something can be a dream, a woman or man if any of you ladies still have much respect for our "race" called man.. it can be a passion, or a career, but when you find that something and you grab ahold and the ride begins,find it hard at times to keep your grasp, keep some room for faith , everything bad will most likely get better, and the leason learned from the ride will be more valuable than you ever know... some of you few that will read this will say..." That boy needs to back way from the pipe slowly, he has got be on crack" well i ha

Crazy Friend Request...
I just got this as a friend request, and I just don't know what to think...any opinions??? I feel like I warped back to summer camp or something....very odd to me.... OK, here it is below... --------------------------------------- my pending friend requests: clear all | accept all From Date Message ACCEPT | DENY MARGE~ CLUB F.A.R. MEMBER== ~FSFM~ 2007-08-24 19:31:56 Hi , my name is Marge and I am 34 years old. I am a stay at home mom of three beautiful kids ! Marina is eleven years old , Timmy is eight years old and Tristan is almost four years old. I am going through a bitter and nasty divorce after thirteen years of marriage. But depsite that , I have found a man whom I love very much , my boyfriend Juan. I actually found him here on fubar and we met face to face May 28th. When we first met , he was living in Rochester , NY at the time , he is now living with me and my kids. I love all kinds of music and have many interests. In my free time , I love being w

Crazyness
Im an honest person But alot of people think Im crazy Due to me being so truthful After the facts are proven to be true From what I say People dont say there sorry to me just wonder how I knew Its a mystery like how secret societys stay in power Each election A new person gets in but since kennedy was killed Its always been skull and bones in charge But now its to ovious So the next president will be a members wife And give Him a high ranking place Your about to vote for bush again but only in a sence then a war on Iran will begin If it dosin\'t before hand Because society has been sexist for to long So you want a women in charge now Not that it matters anyways Your voting machines can be hacked by the Cia She will win Al gore should have won last time so you cant say its not possible... The world you know is an illusion Almost everything the tv and your leaders tell you is bullshit Your true enemy is money (The world bank) (Oil tycoons) They br

Crazy.
My Luvy gives the best leg massages ever. We were watching TV in my room yesterday and she decided she wanted to paint my toe nails. Did a hell of a job too. Then when they were dry she started massaging my legs. I almost fell asleep... again. LOL She's such a good kid. :D

Crazy (i Felt This Way Not Too Long Ago...)
You know my little secret. I'm in love with you! But I am worried, Because she is too. I need some help. I don't know what to do! That's why I call myself crazy. Bcause I am crazy over you!

Crazy In Love
Love makes us do crazy things loves makes the mind go insane will he call? where's he at? Is he thinking of me? What time will he be back? I know how you feel I know what love does I’ve been in your position crazy in love what should I do? What should I say? Think twice girl it's just the first date! When is the right time? How should I go about it? Will he really stick around be around when I frown? He doesn't know what we go through sitting around looking so blue we think about his every moves but he doesn't care as long as he sees b*obs were so crazy in love we don't even know it so crazy for him girl just don't show it!

Crazy Beautiful
Your sugar fix, is all I need it's enough to make me want to bleed your loom in the shadows of my heart I never listened from the start my dense hole kept me from the you and now its hard to make it through tonight I must endure your pain for your reckless favering's drive me insane

Crazy E-mails
I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat poop in the glue on envelopes because I now use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, now I scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time. I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program. I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish. I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an email to seven of my friends

Crazy But Sweet
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Crazy Ppl
u all need to bug out or i am shippin out and fuck fubar cherrytap or lostcherry what ever u want to be if you want to cause drama fuck you kitten Sexxy Katt-Fu-Wifey to The Main Event, eXibitionist,JD &babyboi whaite queens loving black kings fuck you baby jesus fuck you fubar fuck you except ladywithcurves your the only one that this dont apply to i am done with this fuckin fubar shit i delete a bitch and you let cunts on this shit with guys they may fuck some shit up for and its so what suck your own dicks bitch and i am out

Crazy.....
Do you ever wonder what couldve been in your life? Like say you met someone tomorrow, and you wish you could go back to yesterday and meet them all over again, or not meet them at all? Thats the crazy thing about life. The shoulda coulda wouldas. I love my life. I wouldnt change anything in this world, for what god has already given me. I love all the surprises and the gifts HE has given me. If not for him I wouldnt have my little ham ball, or my wonderful friends, or my great family.

Crazy Mandy
i have this cousin named Mandy. she's like my THIRD cousin or something. me & my brothers were always embarrassed about her telling people she was our cousin. she just this weird little annoying rat faced girl. (& i think her dad is her grandpa or something. i'm not sure. my friend brandi actually told me that in high school! maybe i should ask my mom.i just know that her family is hardcore hillbilly.scary-- kinda like "the hills have eyes") anyway--anytime i'd see her i think."oh god there's mandy. she gonna talk to me!" my brothers were the same way. they'd HATE it when she saw them cos they knew she'll talk their ear off about stupid shit!!!! i would always be nice & act polite when all i wanted to do was get away from her. especially after her & her husband split up. she'd stop me on the street & be like "if you see matt you tell him he needs to be at home with his wife & kids!" i'd be like"oh ok" but i was really thinking "he doesn't even WANT you leave him ALONE!" cos they hadn'

Crazyfastdays
I just got back from a whirlwind trip to NYC with a good friend of mine. It was the first time I'd been there, and it's one of the few cities I've never visited so it was about damn time. I was uber-excited about seeing him, he and I go back about 15 years or so, and there's this matter of me saving his life back then... (I'm calling in that debt one day) We went so he could audition for Who Wants To Be A Millionaire (missed it by 2 questions, but what the hell, right?). Everyone told me, "oh, it's a great city to visit but you wouldn't want to live there.." BULLSHIT! I would move right into the middle of that madness and love every second of it. I think it fits my ADD. So the hotel was 6 blocks from Times Square, and I spent most of my time staring at everything except what was in front of me. Needless to say, I nearly got cabbed more than a few times. Topped the Empire State Building, played the keyboard from the movie Big in FAO Schwarz, saw Carnegie Hall, MoMA, Carnegie de

Crazy Day
Crazy homework day... I am loving this term though. It is amazing the things you can learn online. I am impressed at how far we have come as a society with technology before you know it we will be launching people into space......oh yeah we already have LOL..Anyway I hope everyone has a great day!!

Crazy Train
Crazy, but thats how it goes Millions of people living as foes Maybe its not to late To learn how to love And forget how to hate Mental wounds not healing Lifes a bitter shame Im going off the rails on a crazy train Ive listened to preachers Ive listened to fools Ive watched all the dropouts Who make their own rules One person conditioned to rule and control The media sells it and you have the role Mental wounds still screaming Driving me insane Im going off the rails on a crazy train I know that things are going wrong for me You gotta listen to my words Yeh-h Heirs of a cold war Thats what weve become Inheriting troubles Im mentally numb Crazy, I just cannot bear Im living with something that just isnt fair Mental wounds not healing Who and whats to blame Im going off the rails on a crazy train

Crazy
I made you crazy I drove a man crazy and yet I dont know how I made him crazy it wasnt fair for him to be crazy Im sorry for making you crazy I wish I could take your place and I be crazy tell me a way show me a way and make me crazy my heart hurts cause I made my friend crazy Please change I dont want you to be crazy Someone help him, help him, he's crazy take away his pain that made him crazy I dont like how I made him crazy I didnt do it on purpose, I didnt even know I was making him crazy I wish I could take it all back and he leave me crazy

Crazy Week For Me!
For the next three days I am going to be too busy to get back with anyone until the evening...Work sucks but what can you do? Anyway..just wanted to say love you all, and I will get back with you as soon as I can, if anyone misses me that is..:P

36 Crazyfists Syndrome
So I am chugging liquor down to make up for the lack of effort on the behalf of my coworkers. This reminds me of when I drank with 36 Crazyfists. I was fucking sloshed in a matter of minutes trying to catch up to men that were over 6'2" in height. lol. Damn it. I feel the joy now. :D

Crazy
Tomarrow is my cousins wedding. All three of my kids are going to be in it. Lets just say I am a little frazzled right now thinking of all the craziness that I am going to have to deal with tomarrow. I am so excited tho to see my girls in their dresses and my son in his tux. I will post pictures when I can. I am not bringing a date. Which is good, maybe I will meet someone there, or not. I don't really care. They all expect me to drink with them tomarrow night and honestly I have no desire to get drunk. I have to drive home. Thank God the ex is picking the kids up from the reception so I can have a good time. Thanks Mike!!!!!! Also I have to get all dressed up. I am so not used to that. I still don't know what I am going to where. Tracy let me barrow a dress but I tried it on today and lets just say I really don't have the body for that dress. Oh well.

Crazy Weekend!
This weekend has had its shares of ups and downs.lets start with friday night...kareoke. It was really fun and upbeat.Eric came and we were having a great time.When I went back to his house for the night he stayed up till three thirty in the effing morning playing halo 2 when i was sitting in the bedroom being bored out of my mind.(dont get me wrong i love playing halo.)i was about to fall asleep and he comes in expecting to get some.In my head i was thinking yeah right,but since i was already there and i wanted some i gave in.after he was done he leaves the room(we all know why) comes back lies down rolls over and falls asleep without saying a word to me.so i go to sleep feeling like shit.Saturday i had a family reunion on sat which was fun/awkward because i didnt know 80% of the people there.and i told my parents i went to my cousins house to spend the night on friday.the problem with that was my uncle and aunt got there before i did and told her i wasnt there.so i had to pull a sto

Crazy
My neightbors are jerks. I am so sick of the attitude and parties. I can't sleep at all. I own my place but the neighbors above me party till 4 in the morning and they sleep all damn day. I am so sick of it. I have called the cops and all they do is come out and tell them to keep it down. What the fuck good is that going to do? These kids don't care. They just wiat till the cops leave and turn the music back up. I am so ready to beat em. I have got to find a way to stop the crap. I am getting majorly sleep deprived. Which is making me cranky. Any ideas people. I need sleep bad......

Crazy People
LMAO!!! This is so true! What type of person do you attract? Your Result: You attract unstable people! Congrats, you are an 'insane' magnet, and you probably have no idea why. Something about your mix of styles, how you walk not just 'one' lifestyle, but appear to have a foot in them all. To the insane, you appear to be a beacon of hope and they will flock to you, like it or not. But, they ARE insane. Lucky for you, the insane tend to be the best sexual lovers, just the rest of the package deal may not be for you.You attract artsy people! You attract Yuppies! You attract models! You attract geeks! You attract rednecks! What type of person do you attract?Quizzes for MySpace

Crazy But Pretty Much True
Daily Horoscope: Aquarius For September 28,2007 Some of your more peculiar habits are causing your family to roll their eyes a bit, but try to hold your ground. You do (almost) everything for a good reason and if they can't see it, you just need to explain again.

Crazy People
I don't know, it seems people are acting very strange here lately. Are they just plain nuts here, or are we getting close to a full moon or something? That's the problem with the anonimity of the internet, people act like complete assholes compared to how they would actually act towards you in person.

Crazy Bastard Gittin Drunk Throo His Asshole
Charges dropped in sherry enema death Negligent homicide charges have been dropped against a former Lake Jackson woman who had been accused of killing her husband with a sherry enema that led to alcohol poisoning. Court records show the charge against Tammy Jean Warner, 45, of Texas City, was dismissed Aug. 31 because of insufficient evidence, the Houston Chronicle reported in its online edition Wednesday. Michael Warner, 58, died May 21, 2004. An autopsy showed he had been given an enema with enough sherry to have a blood alcohol level of 0.47 percent, almost six times the legal limit of .08 percent in Texas. Tammy Warner has told the newspaper that her husband was addicted to enemas and often used alcohol in them to get drunk.

Crazy Times
Just wanted to let all my friends know I won't be around much this next week...I'll be working 9 days straight...and very crazy hours. I will miss you all and can't wait to have time to chat with you again...All the best and hugs and kisses to all!!

Crazy/beautiful?
I wish I was prettier, funnier, smarter. I wish I knew how to dance, to cook, to change the oil, to fly. I know my smile is crooked, and my pajamas feel like home. My hair curls like ramen noodles and I can't be everything. Sometimes I stare into space. Sometimes I can't get out of bed. Sometimes I cry because life is so huge. I never understood algebra. I'm afraid of the dark. I try to learn to grow to love to live. Sometimes I'm beautiful, sometimes insane. I laugh too loud, try too hard, and I walk into walls. I talk to myself, because, no one's listening anyway.

Crazy That..
I am sitting here crying...and I am sure its mostly because I had a long night at work and I am exhausted...but I ventured into the mumms this morning, and there was one that touched my heart. It has been ten years since my grandmother passed away. A lot has changed through the years...but yet I sit here longing to have another hug and pep talk. My grama was my biggest fan :) She'd smack me silly if she knew I was crying. She had spunk...and all the generosity of spirit and friendship I have I owe to her. She showed me how to be selfless...to put others first, priorities in place..and how to make burnt lace curtains on a fried egg. Its good to remember her...and I am sure its fine it brings tears with it. I hope everyone has a great day..this lil spaztic chick is too tired to play. Night xoxox

Crazy
Infatuation, intoxication... Overcome with sweet sensations... Living, breathing, eating, sleeping, drinking, dreaming you... You're the one my heart has longed for, You're the one my mind has sought. You're the one my spirit awaited Long before you were conscious thought. You are the answer to every question Asking me what's on my mind, You're the secret I keep inside me You're the treasure I long to find. You are the storm whose heat consumes me You are the rainbow that paints my sky You are the comfort my arms have reached for, You are the answer when someone asks, "Why?" If this is dream then stop me from waking Let me never sleep if all this is real, If this is delusion, dementia, insanity, I pray that this sickness will never be healed.

Crazy
Here lately it has just been so crazy at work! We are up in sales by like $6,000 or something like that just for the week. Then they had that stupid White Castle day where they sold the burger 8 for $.80. That was totally insane an not thought out very well. I worked third shift that night and had to clean up the mess that was left behind! OMG!! The floors were black and the grills excuse me griddles were even blacker cause they had a women who works at the office downtown working at our store and she doesn't know anything about how to run one of our grills/griddles!! It took almost all night to clean just 2 of the grills/griddles. I was miserable that night cause of all the cleaning plus we had people coming through at like 12am or 1am ordering crave cases which is 30 burgers or one whole grill/griddle! I did more money that night then I would have done in a typical monday night. And to top it all off I only had myself plus two people that was not fun! Plus after 2am I lost one and it

Crazywickedchick4u=criminal
ok here goes... this chick krazywickedchick4u is my ex g/f ...that name fits her perfect...shes somewhat crazy the way she has her psycho violent outbursts. and locks her son in his room at night.. real parenting skills there huh...i cant believe i actually fell for her games and trickery... she lied to me and actually stole alot of my stuff from my house...she is a definate true to life player she usually gets what she wants.. so if anyone talks or sees her be ware cuz she dont care about anyone but herself... and then shes also wicked...when were dating she actually wanted to swing and have me watch her fuck my best friends man... now thats totally fucked up...and she fucked one of my so called friends.. and she went after my best friends ex even... to try and trap him... personally she needs to be in jail ... she stole over 5000 dollars worth of stuff at my house...and probably turned around and sold it to make money...this is how big time players work i guess..i got a quick history

Crazy, Sexy, Strange: The Top 10 Wildest Places You've Had Sex
When we asked you to tell us the strangest place you've ever had sex, we expected the usual -- backseats, bathrooms and parents' bedrooms. But we never imagined that one of you would actually have done it in a hot air balloon over Australia! Your answers ranged from barely naughty to brazenly illegal! Our criteria for selecting the top 10 were simple. Shock us. Or, make us jealous. And in case you're wondering, you did -- both. 10. Finally, a reason to go the library "During college I worked at the campus library with my boyfriend. One day he found me re-shelving books, and suggested that we take a break. We went to the top floor, which was a mezzanine with a few chairs and tables, and he made love to me right there in the open. After that, we never did get much work done together." 9. Beats watching a PowerPoint presentation "On the office conference table! I lost an earring and spent weeks discreetly looking for it at every subsequent meeting." 8. To think of all the l

Crazy........
The Trial (Waters, Bob Ezrin) 5:16 Good morning, Worm your honor. The crown will plainly show The prisoner who now stands before you Was caught red-handed showing feelings Showing feelings of an almost human nature; This will not do. Call the schoolmaster! I always said he'd come to no good In the end your honor. If they'd let me have my way I could Have flayed him into shape. But my hands were tied, The bleeding hearts and artists Let him get away with murder. Let me hammer him today? Crazy, Toys in the attic I am crazy, Truly gone fishing. They must have taken my marbles away. Crazy, toys in the attic he is crazy. You little shit you're in it now, I hope they throw away the key. You should have talked to me more often Than you did, but no! You had to go Your own way, have you broken any Homes up lately? Just five minutes, Worm your honor, Him and Me, alone. Baaaaaaaaaabe! Come to mother baby, let me hold you In my arms. M'lud I never

Crazy Flo
IM TRYIN TO DO DA MATH TO BLOOD BATHES AND THE MISEDUCATION OF WOMEN,USING 7AND A HALFS ON PUNCHIN BAGS DA ILLEST JAB IN THE BUISNESS.............IM STILL TRYIN TO GET BROLIC OFF DA STRENGHT OF THESE GRAMS,THE METRIC SYSTEM MUST HAVE FAILED I GOT MY PISTOL IN HAND..............PISTOL WHIPPIN ALL THESE KIDS ....LORD LOOK WHAT I DID............PUSSY IS HEAVEN AND HELL IN ONE STROKE,ITS THE SAME MYSTERY WITH NICOTINE AND BLUNT SMOKE HEAVEN AND HELL IN ONE TOKE........... IM GRIPPIN THE WHELL ON EXSTACY PILLS MY FRIENDS NO LONGER LOVE THE KID ...IM SICK OF THIS WORLD SICK OF MY GIRL ...ALL OF THE SUDDEN MY TIRES SKID ...

The Crazy Cowgirls N Cowboys Of Fubar
HOWDY YALL IT'S THE COWGIRL IN PINK COMING AT YA WELL AS I MENTIONED IN MY FIRST BULLETIN THAT WE WOULD BE RENAMING THE GANG SO WE HAVE DECIDED TO CALL OUR SELFS THE CRAZY COWGIRLS & COWBOYS OF FUBAR WE HAVE SOME OF THE ALL

Crazydave Designs
Recently people are starting to charge FU Bucks for graphics. People who know me well know im totally opposed to this. So I have started my own Comment Designs, which are totally free, all i ask is if you use them to rate them and leave a comment. You will find them in my Album Crazydave Designs, which I will be adding to gradually I Have now got a Christmas Album as well Here are a couple of samples

Crazy
Every time you shake your hips Baby, I go crazy When you kiss me on my lips Baby, I go crazy When you call me on the phone Your sexy talking turns me on You make it tough just holding on You got me going crazy Baby, I go crazy I see it coming and I can't help myself You give me loving like nobody else You got me falling now, I'm calling for help Girl, I'm going crazy When you put on that party dress Baby, I go crazy You got me hooked, I must confess You got me going crazy Baby, I go crazy I see it coming and I can't help myself You give me loving like nobody else You got me falling now, I'm calling for help Girl, I'm going crazy Baby, I go crazy I see it coming and I can't help myself You give me loving like nobody else You got me falling now, I'm calling for help Girl, I'm going crazy You really know how to drive me wild Baby, I go crazy Crawling 'round just like a child Baby, I go crazy Darlin', I go crazy Baby, I go crazy

Crazy Crazy Dream
SO THIS SHIT IS TWISTED.. NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART, PLEASE TRY TO INTERPRET THIS DREAM FOR ME CUZ I DONT GET IT. I am chasing a giant black rat through the house, it jumps on the top shelf of the closet, grabbing a birds nest off the shelf, dumping tiny baby kittens all over the ground, killing all of them.. the rat takes off running. then another rat looks over the edge, and begins shooting eggs at me... in these eggs.. are half grown baby kittens, that are now smashing all over the ground and all over me. eventually knocking me over.. and then i wake up... WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ALL ABOUT!!!!

Crazy Rant
Ok so I am sitting here trying to do some of my college work and I notice that with the colder weather out side how many people just sit around and do nothing. I know that I should focus on my project so that I can pass this class but I really don't want to right now. All these papers are driving me nuts. With working and having a home I'm going crazy just trying to find time to do everything. I do have one thing to say I can't wait for the snow to start falling cause that would mean I get some time to relax and not have to do yard work. Alright I think I'm done bitching, thanks for reading.

"crazy Love"
ADAM SANDLER LYRICS [Adam:] You don't mind that I think everybody's a robot and all my conversations are being recorded [Lisa:] And you don't mind that all of my pants are way too short on me and I also stabbed someone with a pair of scissors a long time ago (ha-ha-ha) [Adam:] And you don't care that I collect dead animals from the side of the road then pretend they're alive and think I'm a famous football player [Lisa:] And you don't have a problem with me when I follow people I've never met before and force them to look at the portrait of Neil Diamond I have tattooed on my back [Adam:] It's very pretty, baby [Both:] Well you must have been sent from above You're all that I can think of You're just as psychotic as me My crazy love [Adam:] Well it never bothers you when I wear my snowsuit to bed every night and I make you speak in tongues to me until I fall asleep [Lisa:] Blah bloo blah bloo bloo [Adam:] Thank you [Lisa:] And you don't make fun of me 'caus

Crazy Women
People I have talked to long enough will remember Kath. For those who don't, Kath was the one who kept disappearing. First it was the police ordering her to disappear lol. Then it was she was sick from the silicone in her body, from a dental screwup. Of course later she told me there was someone else. Anyway... last night she decides to IM me... needed to clear her mind. Tells me she has been married all this time.. seperated.. but married. Why bother telling me now lol? It's been ummm 8 months since our last date. You know, it didn't bother me, or surprise me at all. I have no feelings but pity for her. I just told her it was typical of her and that I tend to go for the crazy women. She asked if I was saying she was crazy. I said Yep :) Kath is the past... and I'm glad she is.

Crazy Stuff
OK, so I'd say I have done some crazy stuff in my life but this takes the cake.....I have entered into a contest~ A boob contest~! It begins tomorrow (actually at 12:01 am Tuesday morning) and I need just ONE comment from all my friends on here and all of your friends. Just one comment and that is all I need from ya'll. I hope I can count on ya'll to help me out. Now I know my boobs are not the best looking around but HEY...I showed 'em~! So look for my comment tomorrow and I will give you my number so you can go vote. Oh, and you have to be friends with Cannibal first cause the folder is NSFW. So go check her out and then help me out~ you know I show love back~! ~~smooches~~

Crazy Holding On
Crazy Holding On Once there was a man who had an orange shirt. Once there was a girl who went out dancing in a skirt. Once there was a park they found they fed the frantic ducks. Once there was a couple, happy, who couldn't believe their luck. Once they went out dancing, and a candled dinner date. Once early in the morning she surrendered to her fate. Once he said "I love you" and she had to love him too. Once they had a future, happy when one and one made two. Now they are both lonely, now they live alone. Now he has a cold and empty (tidy) hollow home. Now she has a fountain, tears where once there was a heart. Now he has decided that they really have to part. Now that he has nothing, he feels he is complete. Now that she can't dance again, her heart weighs down her feet. Now he thinks about her, all the memories locked away. Now he tries so hard to forget the happy laughing days. Is she thinking of him still? Does she cry still, now and then? Is she ever

Crazy Holding On
Courage To Move On!! They had been together for many a year, Now all she can feel is fear. She gave all that she could give, It just wasn't the way he wanted to live. He left without a backward glance, Not even giving their love a chance. She often wonders what she could have done, To keep him from going on the run. Now she is living all alone, With nothing she can call her own. She can barely make herself eat, Wondering if her life will again be complete. This woman is now moving along, Building her courage, and becoming strong. Time will heal her broken pride, Toward the sunrise her heart will glide.

Crazy
Here's the deal: you get too stressed out, and you'll go crazy. They'll lock you up. Trust me, I know. Everyone has a puddle of sanity in their head. Stress is like a sponge that soaks up sanity. You don't want it to soak up all your sanity because you'll lose your grip. Soon everyone will start calling you names like beaver brains and chowder head. Your only friends will be office supplies. They never laugh at you, or call you names, or pretend like they're your friends long enough for you to do their homework and stab you in the back while they go out to their fancy parties for fancy people with nice clothes and slick dyed hair, the kind of hair that all the kids try to mimic because they think that the hair will make them cool and saucy and they listen to live and bush, and they go to the canyons and sit around camp fires, holding hands and singing songs like everybody else would do if they had enough time and money or if they had a job that they didn't have to work at night and

Crazy Schedules!!
Man it's been so long since I got to sit down just to be sittin! LOL! I have had some really messed up schedules at work lately. They keep bouncin me back and forth from day shift to third shift and back again. Last week I had like maybe a total of 5hrs sleep for the entire week! I was so so tired. I have been workin so much that I hardly have time to just sit back and be me for a minute or two. I feel so stressed over all the drama at work cause everyone is workin so much overtime that we are all just goin at each others necks constantly. I'm just there to do my job and go home. I don't want to fight with anyone. I hate arguing and fights. I try to just walk away when people try to start stuff with me but sometimes you can't back down. I'm only 20yrs old and everyone expects so much out of me! I'm still in my partyin age. I need to be able to just cut loose sometime! Everyone expects me to act like 30yrs old at all times. I can't do it. I need to be me and have some fun or I'm g

Crazy Facts
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour (Don't try this at home, maybe at work) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the...?!) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a footb

Crazy Today We Have
TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the r is ks we took hitchhiking. As infants & children, We would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this. We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank Kool-aid made with sugar, but we we

Crazy Ppl
ok now ppl. have you ever had a person decide after you fell for them tell you thay dont want to be with you anymore and block you. and then keep coming to your page to see if n e 1 else waas coming to your page but yet i am the bad guy. feel free to comment and let me know how u deal with them people or stalkers if you wanna call it that.

Crazy Day
Well it finally happened, after I got home from work last night My soon to be ex started yelling and screaming at me. I did my best to keep my mouth shut, I've found that if i say things when I'm mad its hard to pull my foot out of my mouth, she ranted and raved, did a few really crazy things. The kids were now well aware we had been considering divorce. Well after all of this she packed up and left, the only downside is that she took my youngest daughter with her. I hope I can get through all this without my kids getting to scarred, and i so appreciate all my friends here who have helped make me feel better. Funny how you can be both scared and relieved at the same time. ill keep ya posted....

Crazy Ass Facts
WAIT TIL YA READ ABOUT THAT PIG...WOW...MUST BE NICE 2 BE A PIG! If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) -A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour (Don't try this at home, maybe at work) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the...?!) The flea can jump

Crazy People
naughtygur...: look she was right forget it maybe u should go get a job ->naughtygur...: that is quite crazy actually ->naughtygur...: i am lazy and afraid because i don't want to click on some random link you sent me naughtygur...: i guess she was right blks r lazy and afraid ok bye ->naughtygur...: i could care less about her i don't know her naughtygur...: what did u think of that girl ->naughtygur...: look at my friends list do you see any black people? naughtygur...: well i do will u please help us u can save he rpics send herot all your blk friends lol ->naughtygur...: i date white women big deal if people don't like it screw them ->naughtygur...: no i didn't look. i don't pay things like that any mind naughtygur...: here see her wanna be bad with her pics know any sites to pos ther on show her as a slut withher name steffany look at he r http:... naughtygur...: did u see the link of that slut i sent u she called my sister names for dating a blk man her and her dasddy

Crazy Bitch - Buck Cherry
Alright! Break me down, you got a lovely face, we're going to your place, now you got to freak me out Scream so loud, getting fucking laid you want me to stay but I got to make my way Hey! You're a crazy bitch but you fuck so good I'm on top of it When I dream I'm doing you all night scratches all down my back to keep me right on Take it off, the paper is your game jump in bed with fame another one night paid in full You're so fine, It won't be a loss cashing in the rocks just to get you face to face [Chorus:] Get the video, fuck you so good [Chorus] Baby girl you want it all, to be a star you'll have to go down Take it off no need to talk you're crazy but I like the way you fuck me [Chorus]

Crazy People
i did a mumm about what happens if someone walks in on u having sex. what u would do and most people would not rate or comment on it. 24 people viewed it..7 people voted///3 said that would stop....4 said they would finish why are people so afraid to answer questions? it was just a pole

Crazy_sexy_italian_86
->Mrs. Robin...: I never said I wasn't a bitch... I'm proud to be a bitch. Shit sometimes I'm even a cunt so anything you have to say doesn't affect me like you want it too Crazy_Sexy...: well, u just addmited ur a bitch, move on to the next bitch, which in terms is u were the first bitch. I couldn't have said it better myself. good job ->Mrs. Robin...: look i don't have time for little boys like you. Go rate me a 1 like the immature fuck you are and move on to the next bitch out there Crazy_Sexy...: HAHA, believe what u want to. Just get it out of ur ass and stop being an ass. I know to much pressure, but it's time to release it ->Mrs. Robin...: I think you have that backwards dear... Obviously you're taking this to heart or else you still wouldn't be here trying to cry on my shoulder Crazy_Sexy...: That's a typical remark from someone who found out she is wrong. If you didn't want to thats fine, just dont get pissy over nothing. Shit, are u having those moods when a female

Crazy_sexy_italian_86 Part 2
He decided to come back for more.... ->Mrs. Robin...: well maybe EVERYONE doesn't want you to call them that. have some fucking respect Crazy_Sexy...: who the fuck is hitting on, I say that to everyone. So I dont know where u get ur facts from ->Mrs. Robin...: so you think it's ok to just hit on random women on the net when you know NOTHING about them. if you would have read my profile you would have seen that I was married and wouldn't have wasted yours and my time. Crazy_Sexy...: by complanning over honey as u call it ->Mrs. Robin...: please tell me how I started this. I'd really like to know Crazy_Sexy...: U started shit bitch, get a life ->Mrs. Robin...: u need to fuck off becuase you came to me with shit i didn't seek you out Crazy_Sexy...: Then fuck off u bitch ->Mrs. Robin...: is that all you got. man that was weak. now if you don't mind i've got more important things to do than argue with a child Crazy_Sexy...: as u say hunny ->Mrs. Robin...: dear i was

Crazy Homo
Crazy_Sexy...: do what you want to my chin, but those 5 year old kids are MINE. ->Psychowolf...: WTF....Smeagols is fapping!...*fap fap fap*....All over your chin! Crazy_Sexy...: Leave me alone, so i can contemplate how i can better serve the cock sucking community. I wish Baby Jesus would smear peanut butter on my Precious. ->Psychowolf...: Does Crazy Italian gets a reach around from his precious? Crazy_Sexy...: My mom may have an extremely oversized penis, but i LOVE sucking it. Now Shut the fuck up. Crazy_Sexy...: Ahhh, so u think. Ur wishing I did, but u sucked my dick bitch ->Psychowolf...: actually, smeagol does it well. Your momma said smeagol sucks the best cocks ever! Crazy_Sexy...: u can suck my cock bitch. From what I heard, u do that a lot ->Psychowolf...: Can i jerk off to that pic of you on the weight bench?...Smeagol wants to spooge on your precious ->Psychowolf...: smeagols will moves on to the next bitch, if masters Italian lets him gives

Crazy Me..
You all might know me as a crazy person, fun loving, and showing that crazy side a lot. There is another side to my soul....When I am hurt, and down n out...I create laughter by doing stupid silly things. I have used FUBAR as a tool for me to heal, and I have a lot of friends on here who comment on my photos. That brings me peace, and I thank all of you. I hope that my personality brings out the best in all of you. I certainly enjoy reading the comments. My Dad built this being, and I thank God for him. I am living my life through him. He has passed, and the Holidays are very hard so If you laugh with me...you will have a friend for life. My personality has made a solid mold, and I do not want it to break. Thank You..NSF, Looking4new, and DewtheDew.....You guys always have funny comments, and thank you Armgst...adopted Pop...Love Ya..u6i9 you are awesome too...to all of my repeat offenders...and Misterfeet youare just the shit...love ya too

Crazy Train....
You hear My voice….”Take off your clothes” You have been here before… you know to do as you are told. You slowly undress…. neatly folding each garment, then placing them on the only shelf you see. A pretty girl enters the room …and blindfolds you… you are alone again… naked…. A chilled breeze brushes across your skin. Raising every little hair on your body…. You wait… You hear someone enter the room. you feel cuffs being placed on each wrist… then each ankle… You are lead into another room… pushed against a cross…. One arm lifted up then fastened into place above your head…. Then the next. Your ankles are then locked down. The blindfold is removed.. the room is pitch black. You are alone… You wait in the dark It’s quiet…. Very quiet…. So quiet you can hear your heart racing.. A strobe light fills the darkness and your senses… flashing so quickly that your eyes cannot focus. You think there is someone else in the room now… but you are not sure. You wait… You think you fe

Crazy Political Correctness
Our PC world FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: November 1, 2007 SUBJECT: Christmas Party I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23, starting at noon in the private function room at the Grill House. There will be a cash bar and plenty of drinks! We'll have a small band playing traditional carols... feel free to sing along. And don't be surprised if our CEO shows up dressed as Santa Claus! A Christmas tree will be lit at 1:00 p.m. Exchange of gifts among employees can be done at that time; however, no gift should be over $10.00 to make the giving of gifts easy for everyone's pockets. This gathering is only for employees! Our CEO will make a special announcement at that time! Merry Christmas to you and your family. Patty ****************************************************** FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE

Crazy Man
you move the hair from my eyes i feel your love, it makes me weak theres so much love in our hearts it flows over when we're aprt sometimes i break down and cry **********chorus************ sitting here hitting the strings thinking of different things i play what little i can learned to play from a crazy man a crazy man ill always love lips soft like the song of a dove ***************************** when i met you i came back to life your mind's as sharp as a knife made me look within myself showed me my true wealth i'm sitting here on the stairs wasting time ****chorus***************** i've been on my own for a while now seen this big world spinning round felt so good to see you smile now i'll get both feet back on the ground ****chorus***************** one day, time will tell i'm busten' out of my shell who cares if they like me at all it only matters what i see i would not have known if you hadn't shown me now the world seems so clear ****chorus*********

Crazy Snow
Man ok yesterday it was like 74 now its in the 20s today and they wonder why people get sick..I mean come the fuck on I hate texas weather on the real I hope it dies but hey thats just me. This is my fist blog too and dont know what to say so anyway Iam outta here have a good day all...

Crazy Road
walkin' down this crazy road wondering which way to go why cant your eyes see me since you said you'd never leave *************chorus************* there under the streetlight she sold her soul she was tired of her life never wanting to grow old she fell down to her knees then she cried she turned her eyes upward screaming - god i tried ******************************** i sit here deep in thought figuren' where you've gone thank god for the rain hiding all my tears of shame **********************chorus********************* through the dark and moonless night quietly reflecting on our life my soul is points of light what you did wasn't right **********************chorus*********************

Crazy Shit
HELLO EVERYONE, THE STUFF I SEE ON DJPHILBURGS STICKY IS JUST CRAZY, ITS OK IF I DO NOT GET ANY HELP, I WILL STILL HELP EVERYONE THAT NEEDS HELP WHEN I AM ON, AND ALOT OF PEOPLE KNOW I HAVE HELPED ALOT ON HERE NOT BECAUSE I HAD TO BUT BECAUSE I WANTED TO, I HAVE MADE SOME GOOD FRIENDS AND MADE SOME BEST FRIENDS AND A GREAT GUY MIKE I WISH EVERYONE A SAFE AND HAPPY HOLIDAY LETS JUST ALL BE FREINDS AND GET ALONG INFARRED(LISA)

Crazy
You are a poltergeist! You are very angry and like throwing things. No one understands your motives except Sylvia Brown and everyone thinks she's crazy so where does that leave you? Take this quiz at QuizHeaven.com

Crazy Fubar Women!
These crazy women will add you for points, rate ur pictures so you will rates their's and then BLOCK you. Well you know who you are and I could careless what you damn blog says. You are a crazy woman and nothing you say will matter. I know what I know and you...know only the story you have made up in you head. You convince your freinds that what you say is truth but do you even know what the truth is? NO! You silly woman. Grow up! Act your age!

Crazy Decemeber
It has been a really crazy december here. december 1st my friend cous, got murrderd and left 3 beautful kids behind to her new husbend, then found out a comple weeks later my uncle wasnt doing so well, he past away december 18th, he found out he had cancer, then on xmas was a normal xmas was so good. angel got me a present of a dolphin neckled that was 15k gold. it was really pretty thank u love u honey

Crazy Time Of Year!
I know I haven't been around much lately. But as u all know Chrissy with kids can be kinda crazy! My Christmas Day was a treat, kids thoroughly enjoyed themselves, and got way too spoilt as per usual lol. Boxing Day started out nice, with my Grandparents visiting for a quiet get together with my Dad whilst he is here visiting from over east. Then at about 4pm it all went south..... We were evacuated due to a really big bushfire that was buring uncontained towards my house. With an ailing Grandfather we got out fast.... Scared the shit outta me! And the kids.... After driving around until 11pm we realised we weren't going to be let back into our homes, so we went and camped out at Mum's. Me the three kids and the dog. God that was a sleepless night let me tell u lol. I came back at about 8am the next morning, to see my house still standing...Thank god! The winds changed in my favor.... I've never been so scared in my life, nor have I had so many nightmares as I

Crazy Little Thing Called Mumm
holy shit, my "date" mumm backfired.... i was trying to see what was out there and i get ambushed my haters and douchebags!!!! maybe i shoulda just posted a blog instead. but seriously ladies...feed my curiosity....look at my pics, maybe read my little profile and let me know...if the planets were all in alignment and the situation was right...who wouldnt mind going out? simple question...simple answer dont hate...dont be an ass....just tell me

Crazy New Years Weekend
Non-stop party. Malibu and Cranberry. Rum and Coke. Tequila shots. 17 to be exact. Drunken friends in the back of my jeep. Hot tub antics. Half Naked snow angels. Very naked boys in the hot tub! Steel Garden is a very lucky place. 6 numbers in 3 hours. woo-woo! Drunk Krystn. Sober Susan. Flashing the 'wicked' panties in the bar. nights to short and the days too long. Mostly spent sleeping. Guitar Hero Rocks! No ditches. One more year to go and we get to do it all over again! yea!

Crazy
so you think Iam crazy you ain"t seen nothing yet. Step to me and see what happends. I can get a hole hell of a lot more crazyer then what you think. You may think you have seen it all. But not realy. I have held a lot of it back mess with me and see what happends. I can get pretty dirty if I need to don't push me over the edge or you will be sorry. Step to my face and then tell me how crazy iam afater i show you what crazy realy is. I mau not look like I can do some damge. But I can dodamge in more then one way let me show you with my words let me show you with my body let me show you how i get down and how crazy i can get.

Crazy Day
Well, lets see I ventured out today after my paper route. I was in need of my popcorn crave. I walked to Wesco for my fave popcorn which is like 8 miles from home and its only 14 degrees out and blowing snow and the road's are wet and slushy. Oh Joy, I didnt feel like calling a cab for $4.00 there and $ 4.00 home so I walked. Nice fresh air. Well, It was until some jerk flew by and splashed me with the slush so as he was just gone by and traffic was slowing down,I turned around and Mooned him. By the time I pulled up my britches and turned around I hear a huge crash and look up to see the Jerk and 2 other cars slammed into each other. Sure hope it wasnt cause of my arse. but serves him right for splashing me... LMAO... I walked in and got my popcorn and took the cab home and now I sit here still laughing about it. THought I would share. Have a good day Everyone, I know I will.. it will be hard to pick out mine in a line up though,lol

Crazy Morning
I just found out how much fun it is to stay up all night and Jam to Maroon 5 and Simple Plan! I'D DO ANYTHING......... Ita 5:33 when I am posting this and everyone in my house is asleep but me and i have on my headphones and my music nad i am loseing my mind in a good way! I just dident know how at ease I could feel with music blearing in my ears.

Crazy People
"There are a lot more crazy people out there than our mothers told us there were. We don't need to participate in their craziness. We can recognize craziness for what it is .... and, move on!!" ~ from the 2008 Women Who Do Too Much Calenar :)

Crazy Shit Goin On
i woke up this morning to one of the worst phone calls i have ever gottin in my life. i woke up finding out that my 14 year old cuzzin is pregnant by some nigga thats 24. Now my first instict was to place a hit out on his ass and when i found out he was in a gang i wanted to take his whole lil click out. But i cant do that since i decided to be a better person from now on. So now i dont know what to do, but after that i got some more bad news, my other 13 year old cuzzin just got out of juvi and she ran away while on house arrest. then shes fuckin wit some nigga thats tryna pimp her ass out and he gave her a black eye once. The worst part is they moms wont let me get these niggas no matter what so im stuck, what do i do now .

Crazy Bout This Song ;)halo Soundtrack...
Breaking Benjamin_Blow me away..and the games rules too :p "Follow" I'm losing sight Don't count on me I chase the sun It chases me You know my name You know my face You'd know my heart If you knew my place I'll walk straight down As far as I can go! [Chorus:] I'll follow you if you follow me I don't know why you lie so clean I'll break right through the irony Enlighten me Reveal my fate Just cut these strings That hold me safe you know my head You know my gaze You'd know my heart If you knew your place I'll walk straight down As far as I can go [Chorus] Cure this wait I hate this wait

Craziness
To some i am a Best friend. to some im only a friend, and to some im no one. just because i wont let them add me for the points or because i couldnt help with things. i dont need the craziness in my life. i tried ive to give all of my true friends as much attention as i could in the last few weeks, but some dont see it that way. Im tired of all the all the drama from people who bellyache because i wont add them or because i couldnt or wont help them. I have enough going on in my life with my health and with hte health of my family. im tired of friends who only talk to me when ever they want help leveling up or to get a vip or etc etc but when it comes to them helping me they are no where to be found..... now this isnt directed at anyone person... if it pisses you off so be it... That means your not a true friend. If you remove your self from my friends list then your not a true friend. now if you want to stay a friend thats fine. butif you dont please dont waste mine and

Crazy Things In Life Just Happens
Crazy things just happen in life and you just have to go with the flow. Sometimes those crazy things that happen are good crazy things and sometimes they are bad crazy things, but no matter which one happens go with the flow because this is what God intended to happen. Everything happens for a reason and you may not realize the reason or even know the reason but God does. Just trust in him and go with the flow. No one not even God ever made a constitutional law that says everything in life will be a piece of cake, and if you have ever been promised that then forget it, cause it is not true. But you can make the most out of your life here on earth or not. IT IS UP TO YOU what you make of your life and what you choose to believe. All I can say is just go with the flow and it will work itself out. Until next time have a great day and just go with the flow. Showing some love, Singlemomnok

Crazy Ethel
Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in. One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. " STOP!" he shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?" Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him. "OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall. As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted "STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?" Ethel dug into her handbag,pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said "On your way, Ma'am." As Ethel neared the final corridor, Crazy Craig step

Crazzy Tazzy
COME AND PLAY IN CRAZY TAZZY’S LOUNGE!!!!!!!! (repost of original by '»-(¯`v´¯)-»£í£ åñgë£ §wëëtïé»-(¯`v´¯)-»ON ONLY AT LIBRARY TILL OTHER WISE STATED' on '2008-02-09 13:55:33')

Crazy
Only 42 people can read this. Can you? ..> Body: cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs rpsoet it. OLNY RSEPOT IF YOU CAN RAED TIHS. CNAHGE THE NMUERBR AT TOP TGOHUH, "ONLY __ PEOPLE CAN READ THIS...CAN YOU?" go up a nmuber if you can Try reading it fast

Crazy Lady
Shes Crazy Shes a lil Psycotich!! Shes Dj Crazy Lady!! Rockin out in Paradise Cove!! Come see the Insane Crazy Lady live and Hear great tunes From Rock to COuntry To Metal and everything in between!!!

Crazy Weekend
ok i`ve had one hell of a weekend i went to go get dinner with my son and ended up getting my car stuck in the snow for 3 hours people driving by but not stopping that sucked then finally this little red car drives past me and gets no more then 5 feet from my car and gets stuck too. so he runs to my car and tells me if i help him he will help me. we tried but had no luck! so he calls his friend and she comes well finally it took about 45 minutes or a bit longer and finally they did it and got both cars out..decided to say hell with dinner went back home and ordered take out instead lol.so on saturday i go to the bank to make a deposit and get the shock of my life someone deposited 1,045 dollars into my account..so have to deal with that on monday to see what there going to do with it kinda sucks though i would of gotten to have a bit of fun

Crazy Stuff
Okay, so I couldn't resist putting this in here, simply because it's crazy. Last week I managed to twist my ankle by getting it stuck when my foot sank in some unstable snow. The following day I proceeded to pull a muscle in my back, still not sure how that happened. Now I'm also getting a cold again. This will make it 10 times since October on and off. Geez!!!! Now today I wake up and can't move my left arm because apparently I slept wrong on it and when I move it I get sharp pains through my shoulder blade. Yeah, now somehow I seem to be the only one who winds up with weird injuries. Go figure!!!! I'm telling you though that's just too many things with in a week. LOL, Lord Help Me!!!!

Crazy Sex Facts
Crazy Facts on Sex Some sex facts on men 94% of men lie about their penis size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men use extra large condoms. The average man is 5 inches long when erect (no matter what you have heard ladies, that is the truth). 80% of American men are circumcised. Even though Pediatrics say it is not necessary. No matter what all the ads say, nothing can make your penis grow but time (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size. Blue balls do exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion." Only 16% of men shave their privates. Some sex facts on women Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say they have "average" looks, 8% prefer the term "feminine", 7% say they are "good looking", and 7% say they are "cute", and finally only 2% of women say

Crazyness
Basics. Name: Age: Gender: Location: Height: Hair (color and style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: religion: General. 1. Where would we all go on dates?and how would the night end? 2. Who are three (or more) of your favorite bands/artists? 3. Do you drink/smoke?? 4. Do you like the rain? 5. If so...would you play in it with us? 6. Do you like movies?What kind?and why? 7. If so would you stay up and watch them with us all night? 8. Could we all cuddle and just fall asleep together? 9. Would you foreplay or flirt with us ? 10. Do you play an instrument? 11. If so...what? 12. Would you call us right after we saw each other to make sure we made it home alright? 13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10? 14. Favorite body part on a girl or guy? 15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? 16. Do you have any reps (i.e: heart breaker, slut)? 17. Would you give me kisses just because? 18.What kind of sexual positions do you like to be put in? 19. are

Crazy
I feel so insane lately...things going on and once again accused of things I did not do...I sat down and figured out that by May 3rd I will have : Thrown a Baby Shower Thrown a Bridal Shower Moved Ran and organized a Womans Retreat Been thru delivery with my best friend with her first baby Been in a close friends Wedding Should I be in a complete panic? Keep in mind I am a single divorced Mom who has a career and is a model part time. I feel the walls closing in...

Crazy Kids
It comes to amaze me how kids have so much compassion for people close to them. I work at a daycare and the kids here care so much for us workers and i apreciate it greatly but it seems like as we get older we lose that and people are not as compassionate.Kisses seems to fix everything and I miss that so much. Life is frusterating you think people care but do they really? You think everything is okay but is it? Why when you fix one thing another one comes up...? it confusing so since i wont figure it out ill stick to the love from my kids and thats good enough for now i guess.

The Crazy Brotherhood Of Jd's
COME CHECK OUT THESE GUYS FROM JD’s HIDEOUT THE HEAD Taz1022™~~~ THE NAKED~~~crazy JD brotherhood~~ OWNER OF JD'S HIDEOUT@ fubar THE VP Pagancowboy31~VP CRAZY JD BROTHERHOOD@JD'S HIDEOUT~RL BF OF COWGIRLINPINK/MASTERTOLADYEXCALIBUR@ fubar THE ACCOUNTANT I'm your daddy(crazy JD BROTHERHOOD) HEAD ACCOUNTANT @ JD"S HIDEOUT@ fubar The sexy chef Mickey Mouse ~ Crazy JD Brotherhood ~ Head Chef @ JD'S HIDEOUT@ fubar THE MONKEY cybermonkey1905 ~Crazy JD Brotherhood~part time host @ JD'S HIDEOUT~@ fubar THE SON !™ßämã†§túññä™ {{crazy JD brotherhood}}@ fubar THE TRUCKMAN ÇúÐàHéMì8{Mgr/Çò-ÔvvÑêr@JÐ'§ HíÐèOuT}@ fubar (repost of original by 'Taz1022™~~~ THE NAKED~~~crazy JD brotherhood~~ OWNER OF JD'S HIDEOUT' on '2008-03-08 09:29:41') (repost of original by 'CÖbRäLÅÐÝ { VôLÜpTùöu§ VÍVÃ¢ìòüs VÍxén ÇÓ-Ówñêr & ÐJ @ JD'§ ]-[IÐeóÛt }' on '2008-03-11 17:41:00') (repost of

Crazy Laws You Never Knew About.
This is a list of obscure but (at the time I made this page) still on the books ridiculous or bizarre laws. Are you breaking the law and not knowing it?? Check your state to find out. .. Alabama It is illegal to play Dominos on Sunday. .. It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in a church. .. Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death. Alaska .. In Fairbanks, it is illegal to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose. .. It is illegal to a wake a bear for the purpose of photography, although it is legal to shoot a sleeping bear. .. A law in Fairbanks, does not allow moose to have sex on city streets. Arizona .. In Tucson, it is illegal for women to wear pants. .. In Globe, it is illegal to play cards in the street with a Native American. .. In Glendale, it is illegal to drive a car in reverse. .. In Nogales, it is illegal to wear suspenders. Arkansas .. In Fayetteville, it is illegal to kill any living creature, including insects. .. In Li

Crazy
This world is crazy wacky spooky live in the depths of hell to all the goodnight people let me be as this world is not for me strangle you with vines tease me with poison gas cast the spell to all the sleeepless people fry my brains like a egg breath the toxic of my fumes pass the gas to see the last one standing

Crazy
Crazy They call him crazy But little does anyone know What lies buried deep inside Hidden away from prying eyes A myriad of emotions and conflicts Hundreds of thoughts race through his mind Love to him is a hurtin thing So floating round is his protection If he touches your soul, trapped you’ll be He’ll make ya smile, make ya cry and make ya feel safe No one forgets him no matter how long Ya gotta respect him and he demands it so He guards what’s his and shares what he wants Smooth fast talking making his way He survives the only way he can So crazy they may call him But I know different Because I’ve touched his soul Sue E Price Copyright ©2008 Sue E Price

Crazy In Love At Love>> Poem
we are at that, Crazy and adorned .. Always wanting so much more . Lust is a powerful thing but love is carzy, we say this again and again. I love you my dear man and you seem to love me < I do understand...Body lauange is starting to show.. Moves we make , as we do let go. Give into temptations that run high, It will go on hours thru the night..Deep breaths of warmth and some of the finest sexy things worn . We disrobe soon to be in the nude , you and I are about to conclude , what our souls bodys longed for . Lust and love forver more. Tantling sighs go on and on thru out the night. As passions are a running high, throbbing sensations and given in to the temptations > Crasy as crasy does, who cares as long as its us , who revolves in this beatiful Lust. Kisses are wet and so is she as her guy inter s thee. Oh a sigh and he is looking now , at her in a reddish heat as he seems to go from head to feet , she on top or under , its about to burst into a thunder of and ending

Crazy
Some may think we are crazy Not believing it will work Mainly because of how it started But I believe different My heart tells me its true You say the same I want to prove them wrong Show them they dont know And that anything is possible If we are crazy Lets show them its crazy for each other

Crazy World
SAN'A, Yemen (AP) -- A Yemeni judge dissolved the marriage of an 8-year-old girl to a man nearly four times her age, and the girl's lawyer said Wednesday that the court also ordered the youngster removed from the control of the father who forced her into the wedding. The lawyer, Shatha Ali Nasser, said the girl is just one of thousands of underaged girls who have been forced into marriages in this poor tribal country at the southern tip of the Arabian Peninsula. The girl's story has drawn headlines in Yemen because she took the unusual step of seeking out a judge on her own to file for divorce. She recounted her ordeal to reporters Wednesday, a day after the judge in San'a ended the two-month marriage. Judge Mohammed al-Qady said he had been moved by the girl's plight from the start. The girl said her father forced her to marry a 30-year-old man she identified as Faiz Ali Thamer. She charged that her husband constantly beat her and forced her to have sex. "I used to run

Crazy Language
crazy language Let's face it English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat... WTF We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices??? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not just one dam amend... If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it? If teachers taught, why didn't preacher praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, w

Crazy Night...
Well last night was crazy and hectic.. TO start things off.. that little bat bastard appeared for night number 3 in a row. After several failed attempts by me and my husband to shoe it out the open door, I decided to call the cops. LOL they actually sent an officer to my house! He then proceeded to beat and stomp the bat to death and tossed its corpse in our flower bed outside. SO that let that b a warning to any strange unwcome houseguests! lol Part two, is i got the news that by the end of next month I will be living in kenton...which i can deal with. but damn.. short enough notice?! The iceing on the cake then is my bor- in laws a crazy dumbass and i had to deal with a bunch of shit, which i never enjoying doing... and that was my night! Hopefuly tonight will go better.. I am takin my girls to see horton ears a who.. and then ive got some homework to finish up.. so hopefully its a nice uneventful night!

Crazy Facts
crazy facts The tobacco companies are trying to brainwash us. We're brainwashing ourselves to live healthier, higher quality lives. In 1995, a major tobacco company decided to boost cigarette sales by targeting homeless people. They called their plan " Project SCUM: Sub Culture Urban Marketing. " Tobacco companies actually went to court to fight for the right to keep tobacco advertising near high schools. They won. Congrats, Big Tobacco! Problems with self-esteem. Has menial, boring job. Emotionally insecure. Passive-aggressive. Probably leads fairly dull existence. Grooming not a strong priority. Lacks inner resources. Group conformist. Non-thinking. Not into ideas. Insecure follower. These are all terms taken from Big Tobacco’s files that have been used to describe different groups of potential customers for their deadly, addictive products. As of 2006, tobacco was still depicted in three-quarters of youth rated movies and 90% of R-rated movies. Nicotine has been f

Crazy
What do you do when your mother is crazy, Hysterical, selfish, abusive, and cruel? What do you do when really you hate her, And it's all you can do to be distantly cool? What do you do when you find her repulsive, And the best of your memories are tinted with pain? And now she is old, and needs to be near you, And you cannot stand to be near her again? How do you tell her the truth when the truth Keeps accruing like some insurmountable debt? When the horror that haunts you goes back to a moment You cannot remember and cannot forget? What do you do with your love when your love Has been buried so long that you can't find its grave? When love for a parent lies outside a window Through which you imagine how people behave? What do you do when whatever you do Must cost more than the option you failed to choose? For whether you turn to embrace or forsake her, You're left with a burden you cannot refuse. (copyright belongs solely to me)

Crazie Moments
i am left in the heat toes curled moaing for you to save me take me under show me the thunder rock the boat harder harder lost controll slam me once more AWWWW can't breath right there tats the spot go go don't stop

Crazy Little Thing Called Fubar
This is definitely an interesting social network. There's alot more going on than at some of the other sites like Myspace or facebook. This seems to be much more interactive. So I am still trying to figure out what to do on this thing. I have rated people, fanned some, given gifts, received gifts and friend requests and joined a lounge. Now I have a blog here....so I wonder if anyone will actually see it. A blog seems like such a small piece to this that people would pass it by and not read alot of people's posts. If ya read this...let me know. I am curious to see how many actually read this useless post. LOL For all you motorcycle enthusiasts in the ATL area...here's a ride I went on on Sat. It was a hell of alot of fun. http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&hl=en&geocode=17876187682230639184,34.468536,-83.969293%3B12172071482306657040,35.035429,-84.103447%3B320490683871440514,35.029785,-84.382117%3B9312334996824183903,33.802676,-84.343017&saddr=1647+Briarcliff+Rd.+atlan

Crazy Ex
Ever have someone tell you they have photos of you with someone and the only way you find out is them confess to a Counselor? Well it gets crazier, following my car down the road to park the car down the street and jump out the car with my kid near and ask what I'm doing and clearly see I'm at a park. Then after I go home park the car in front of my house to ask where my dad is. Then about a month later I see his car parked on the shoulder on the freeway but I'm not in my car I'm in a different car so he can't see me comin to pick my kid up. He thought he'd be slick and see when I drove by since I let him know I'm comin by to get my kid. Guess he was tryin to see how long it takes from point A to B. Have no clue but then I find out after I'm leaving his place his sister is mysterously there. Then leaves to yet tell him what I'm driving. Guess he tried to follow me to see where I'm headed yet again with my kid. Well tell ya I'm not stayin home every weekend that's a fact. He calls the n

Crazy Day
funny day...today i heard that we have new director...craziness....i had to write new minutes and to do some other stuff....raining...now i am at home, just reading relaxing books - fantasy...enough interesting and my brain feels calm.=) i drink a lot of coffee as usual...yeah, i know i am little bit addicted to it...tomorrow we ll have corporative party in the restaurant so i now i am trying to imagine what clothes should i wear... that's my casual day=) no TV, i begin to feel stupid after watching all these movies...also i found very nice music - truck stop ''Alabama moon''. Sounds very nice...so...life is good...today i read an article on the Law of attraction...i ll try it.=)who knows....=)

Crazy Women
I am so sick of meeting a women putting forth a real effert to make it work and only getting hurt. I think if I meet one more women and she cheats on me or uses me again I will fucking snap I don't think I can take it. My ex came over today to tell me what a fuck up I am and how her cheating on me was my fault how I wasnt there enough for her and it drove her to fuck 3 guys. WHAT THE FUCK that is the dumbest fucking excuse i have ever heard I called her ever night I went to her house everyday I could to see her and keep her company and I wasnt there enough for her? I swear all women are crazy, just one sane one thats all I want I dont care how old or if they are not super models just a sane women who i can trust is all i want.

Crazy People
I am so sick of crazy bitches who think that they only want married men. I know that they don't have none of the headaches with it, but they don't stop to think what they are doing to the other people in his life. Men are weak, if some crazy bitch keeps throwing herself at them, they will cave eventually. Just letting off steam.... AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

Crazy Ex Girlfriend By Miranda Lambert (this Song Is For My Sis) Lol
It took me 5 bars, some 30 license plates I saw her mustang And my eyes filled up with rage I brought my pistol but I ain't some kinda fool So I walked right in bare-handed She was on his arm while he was playing pool Just like I used to do she kissed him while I got a beer she didn't think I'd show up here I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend I watched her for awhile but I didn't like her walk she came across kinda cheap to me but hey hows that my fault She looked at my man like he didn't have on a stitch somebody tell that girl to step up to the plate I wanna Pitch (Little Bitch) Well them pretty girls can play they're game but they're damn well gonna know my name I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend I started throwing things and I scared folks half to death I got up in his face smelled whiskey on his breath Didn't give a second thought to being thrown in jail Cause baby to a hammer everything looks like a nail I was mad as hell Them pretty girls they're all the same b

Crazy People
Why must I deal with crazy people all day in my life? Were did they all come from? ya someone out there is askin why I am even writing this because I am crazy to! Yep I even have the papers to prove it! lol lol Anyway these people have different ranges of crazy from the excentric to the down right moronic. I mean how do they fucnction in life they come ask stupid questions or they cause unnessesary drama in there lives and the lives of others. Now dont get me wrong som of the drama can be down right entertaining! lol It is the best tho when you are not directly involved. Any who then you have the moronic ones who no matter what have to be stupid, its not there fault it was the fault of those they were around while growing up and I tell ya I feel bad for stupid people. Never knowing if they will make an achomplishment in there life or not. Yep now you are wondering why is she talkin bout stupid people when she can not spell or punctuate properly. Well I do have a brain and I am not perf

Crazy People
so i jus read this post... its so insane, i HAD to share it with you 15 Dolphins in Shrewsbury River a Sign NYC will be destroyed Posted by Chad on Thursday, June 26, 2008 8:11:50 PM Are bottle nose dolphins warning us of another 911? They have been know to be friendly and rescue humans. They are so smart the Navy uses them like work dogs in the sea. So they do they know something about Alkaida we don't? Or are angels telling them to do a sign by going to Sea Bright NJ? In 1993 dolphins got in the Redbank river and stayed till it was ice. I recall seeing this used as an illustration in a Chuck Swindol book. He was saying prayer is like blasting an air hole for a dolpin. But anyway, boom, February 1994, the twin towers was hit less than a year after the dolphins do thier wierd sign. They stayed in the RED BANK river from summer till December as if on a hunger strike. Banking districkt turned red? Then boom! 2001, what happened almost exacly one year before? Tw

Crazy
So Im bout to make this really crazy move. Im moveing to Alaska. I aint never been there, shit I aint really even really been out of Va. Anyone know ppl that live there or dose anyone live there? Hit me up

Crazy Rat
You're Crazy lyrics Ow! I've been lookin' for a trace Lookin' for a heart, Lookin' for a lover in a world That's much too dark Because you don't want my love, no, no You wanna sati-satisfaction Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, ow! You don't need my love You got to find yourself another Another piece, another piece of the Action, yeah, ow yeah, look out Say where ya goin? What you gonna do? I been lookin' everywhere said I, I been lookin' for you Because you don't want my love, no, no You wanna sati-satisfaction Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah You don't need my love You got to find yourself another Another piece, another piece Of the action You're crazy, hey, hey You know you're crazy, oh my! You're fuckin' crazy, oh child You know you're crazy Ay,ay,ay,ay,ay,ay,ah,ah,ah,ah, yeah! Woh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah Oh na,no,na,no,na,no,na,no,na,no,no,no No,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no No,no,no, no, no, no, no,no,no,no,no,no no,no,no! Oh no, oh no, oh no,

Crazy
Okay so I signed up for this hoopla last night, from a very long absence lol I kinda forgot how pervy some people can be. It makes me laugh very hard, thanks for the warm welcome and the love. This site has a way of putting a smile on my face like every five seconds lol. Keep it real

Crazy
I think it is crazy how one day you can feel so lonley and unwanted.. Then the next day you feel like the most wanted person. I am so happy i found such a great guy. He makes me feel wanted. I am so happy I am going to start my life with him... And nothing or no one can change that..

Crazy!
I've gone crazy, just a little obsessed And I'm stressed 'Cause I'm feelin' like I'm failin' your test Please don't judge me today I'm not lookin' my best And I'm not sure I know what to do It's not easy, letting somebody see This side of me All the ugliness and insecurity Please don't push me away There's so much more to me And I know there's so much more to you I said I'd give up but I lied It just hurts that you won't let me inside I guess now it's time to swallow my pride Can't confide in anyone I've denied what I've become And that's someone who's crazy for you If you want me to go, I'll go so quietly Won't see my face or hear another word from me But if you want me to stay Please just say it to me 'Cause you know that's what I wanna do I'm sorry if it seems like I'm comin' on strong It's been so long Since someone like you has happened along Please just give me a chance To prove I'm not wrong That there's something good 'bout me and you I s

Crazy
Oh Its a mystery to me, we have agreed........ with which we have agreed,when you think you have to want more than you need, until you have it all you won't be free.... Society you're a crazy breed, i hope you are not lonely without me. When you want more than you have, you think you need, and when you think more than you want, you're thoughts begin to bleed..... I think i need to find a bigger place, because when you have more than you think, you need more space.... Society you're a crazy breed, i hope you're not lonely without me..... Society crazy indeed. i hope you're not lonely without me....................................................... There's those thinking more, less, less is more, but if less is more how you keeping score ?. It means for every points you make your level drops, kinda like you're starting from the top, you cant do that......... Society you're a crazy breed, i hope you're not lonely with out me, society crazy indeed, i hope you're not lonely without m

Crazy Weekend
I wont be on bombing this weekend... I have a house full of people here for my folks 50th wedding anniversary. I will see you all on Monday....sorry Fu-Bombers....I will make it up to you all. John deadmaninc10

Crazy Beautiful Is Crazy Awesome!
HELP MY SISTER OUT PLEASE GUYS SHE HAD TO START ALL OVER AGAIN FAN/ADD/RATE/BLING/BLAST/VIP HER ANYTHING THE LEAST LIL BIT WILL HELP HER OUT Béªütifùl Ðí$ª$tër™@ fubar (repost of original by '♥CrAzY BeAuTiFuL♥PLEASE READ B4 ADDIN' on '2008-08-14 12:37:46')

Crazy Bitch-buckcherry
Alright! Break me down You got a lovely face We're going to your place And now you've got to freak me out Scream so loud Getting fucking laid You want me to stay But I got to make my way [Chorus:] Hey! You're crazy bitch But you fuck so good I'm on top of it When I dream I'm doing you all night Scratches all down my back to keep me right on Hey! You're crazy bitch But you fuck so good I'm on top of it When I dream I'm doing you all night Scratches all down my back to keep me right on Take it off The paper is your game You jump in bed with fame Another one night payed in full (ugh) You're so fine It won't be a loss Cashing in the rocks Just to get you face to face Hey! You're crazy bitch But you fuck so good I'm on top of it When I dream I'm doing you all night Scratches all down my back to keep me right on Hey! You're crazy bitch But you fuck so good I'm on top of it When I dream I'm doing you all night Scratches all down my back to

The Crazy Kinkster Has Returned.
I took a hiatus and do some stuff. I'll be graduating next Summer and I'm currently on the hunt for a job. I should be sleeping because I have a resume workshop to attend in the morning but I'm wired for sound as they say. Just finished moving to the upstairs apartment (which is bigger) and I'm trying to figure out where to put everything. Such is life. Always full of chaos. Well, I have to try and get a little respite if any at all. Keep things kinky all. J^3 (J Cubed)

Crazy (perfect Lyrics Of Emotion)
Lyrics to Crazy : Lyrics by Joey Avalos and Chris Cleveland Music by Joey Avalos Isn't it crazy How life slips right into your life Forces everything else to the side Fall in love at a glance, and that's alright Isn't it crazy How we never felt so alive Until your world collided with mine Trade love for a chance, that's alright I knew I wanted you the first time that I saw you walk by That I need you forever when your eyes met mine I loved you the first time I heard you speak my name You'd be the beauty in my life, always I never knew I could love someone Never knew I could feel so complete After all is said and done, our love will still be holding up strong I'd give all I have for love, that's alright I knew I wanted you the first time that I saw you walk by That I need you forever when your eyes met mine I loved you the first time I heard you speak my name You'd be the beauty in my life, always After all we have each other Nothing can hold us back f

Crazy Town - Lollipop Porn
Dancing with the devil on the 13th floor Non stop knocking on heaven’s door Thinking faster flirting with disaster plastered I’m your puppet master pushin’ proper data Watch the city steal your soul as the drugs take control And the problems of the world put your life on hold You should have known by now that it just don’t stop You like that rock hip-hop you make me grab my crotch [CHORUS:] I got a lollipop porn bitch Dead on arrival A hardcore sex bitch turned Suicidal All caught up now taking my chances playing my song While the devil dances ‘round me beggin’ me to play along Now over the years I’ve learned to love the pain I’m what you call a ladykiller with the gift of game Triple X true that you do dat dat Let it ride bring it back over 24 tracks We’re gonna rock the fuckin’ block tonight We’re gonna rock that shit gonna make it right Diggi, diggi damn right, we’s dynomite So we can do this or yo

Crazy
It's pretty funny how bitches on this site take this to the extreme....I just got an email ( No names mentioned) Saying that I disrespected her by having her mans name in my stat and shit.... and that I will never have as much love on FU that she does....like that shit bothers me I have a REAL life and I don't care This is just a pass time for me....people are real stupid I swear they think this is their life....GROW UP!! know where to draw the line...I Just Laugh at you Silly Fucks....I swear people are attention whores on there because they aint shit in the real world...or was nothing in high school!!!!

Crazy Train - See Poetic Angel For Updated List
WE ARE LOUD AND SOMETIMES RUDE WE LOVE OUR FRIENDS AND SO SHOULD YOU!!THIS IS HOW THIS TRAIN IS GOING TO BE FIRST LET ME TELL THIS IT IS ((((((****DRAMA FREE****))))))))) IF YOU WANT TO HOP ON THIS CRAZY TRAIN THIS IS HOW YOU PLAY THE GAME ADD THE OWNER RATE HER PAGE BECOME HER FAN AND THEM MOVE ON THEIR ARE MORE PEOPLE TO CARRY THIS ON ADD EVERY MEMBER BECOME THEIR FAN AND RATE THEIR PAGES AS FAST AS YOU CAN..WHEN YOU HAVE FINISHED LET THE HOSTESS KNOW AND OFF ON THE RIDE YOU GET TO GO!!!SKIP ONE MEMBER AND YOU WILL BE DENIED IF THAT'S A PROBLEM DON'T TRY TO RIDE ADD HER FIRST THEN THE REST THIS IS THE HOSTESS OF THIS RIDE ANY QUESTIONS AND SHE'LL BE YOUR GUIDE ¿¿*~~®~~Poetic Angel Princess~~®~~*¿¿@ fubar DO NOT SEND ANY BLANK REQUESTS THIS IS FROM YOUR HOSTESS IN THE REQUEST IT MUST SAY!!!!!!!!! IM CRAZY ENOUGH FOR THIS TRAIN IF YOUR FRIENDS WITH A RIDER OR TWO THIS IS WHAT YOU MUST DO SEND THEM A COMMENT AND LET THEM KNOW THEN MESSAGE ME AND OFF WE GO

Craziness.... Lol
Italian Ir...: again whatever ->Italian Ir...: Then go away already. Drama infected nutcase. Italian Ir...: don't worry you aren't worth the drama and bs ->Italian Ir...: Then stop coming to my page to check. And good thing for your rat, I guess. lmao. Italian Ir...: I don't give a rat's ass who you talk to, who talks to you and what you do. ->Italian Ir...: I know more than I care to know. Now, if you dont like what I do, tough shit. I dont care what you like. You dont like who I talk to, tough shit. I dont care if you like who I talk to. You are about as interesting as a rock and about as intelligent as one. Either go rate some photos or something that is progressive to me, or be gone. Italian Ir...: I am not a point whore, I don't need to buy anyone, I don't need to do anything to find someone, You don't know anything about me ->Italian Ir...: I have seen hundreds like you. I know what you do. I know how you operate. I find it more funny than pat

Crazy
If you know about wedding or in one.. You that its crazy.. I know that I had a great time over the weekend my brother got married.. it was good.. I got pics to post but.. no room help move up in rate here.. I really need to level up.. lol.. HELP!!! Jeannie

Crazy People On Fubar
Ok tonight I was approached in the shoutbox by someone under the name Hot Models Needed in Atlanta , GA.. He asked if i remembered him that we used to chat on yahoo. When I asked what his name on yahoo was he said i_like_big_titsss, I remembered the name because there was a problem with this man back in 07. I had deleted him then and told him to never NEVER talk to me again. So when I told him I had the conversation saved from 07 and I remembered him , he went off. I copied and pasted some of the conversation from yahoo into the shout box. Then I blocked him. He then came on Yahoo and said the following lolcash (9/20/2008 1:17:53 AM): lol i know nobody wants ur ass you shit talkin skank lolcash (9/20/2008 1:18:05 AM): since didnt somebody leave ya awwww lolcash (9/20/2008 1:18:18 AM): truth hurts huh lolcash (9/20/2008 1:18:33 AM): its ok ur be be 70 all old and alone lolcash (9/20/2008 1:18:45 AM): bastard great come back lolcash (9/20/2008 1:18:51 AM): since i know my da

Crazy But True...
This crazy nightmare involved not only me, but two other people. [NOTE to JIM...You won't like this story, so stop reading now :P] So one night I was trying to travel outside my body...whether you believe in that stuff or not it's a really enjoyable feeling of relaxation and weightlessness. I started imagining I was traveling along a deserted highway, but I started moving too fast and freaked out. The next thing I know I was having a nightmare about a knife stabbing through our small bathroom window in the shower. I grabbed the kids and we ran to my mom's room to hide. The dream transitioned and then I was at a camp in the woods. I was in the shower room hiding from someone or something and across the room I saw blood dripping in one of the shower stalls onto the floor. I managed to get out and ran into this cabin trying to get them to understand that there was a killer and we needed to do something. Yeah, it was totally like a movie with the plot and even the differen

Crazy, I Was Crazy Once...
I GUESS IT'S TIME I ASKED. I DON'T KNOW IF MY LIFE IS CRAZY, BUT I AM BEGINNING TO WONDER. 4 DAYS WITH LITTLE OR NO SLEEP, 3 BOOKS 300 PLUS PAGES LONG READ, 5 NEW TV SHOWS, AND THE FACT THAT I KNOW WHEN THE ON DEMAND UP DATES ALL THE MOVIE CHANNELS, MEMORIZED COMMERCIALS, DOWNLOADING CLOSE TO 120 SONGS A NIGHT, 2 PACKS A DAY OF CAMEL FILTERS IN TE BOX, TAKING SHOWERS 3 TIMES A DAY, NOT EATING FOOD AFTER OTHER PEOPLE TOUCH IT, WATCHING 40+ MOVIES A WEEK, AND CARING ABOUT MAYBE 4, GOING TO THE MALL AND STARING AT PEOPLE AND WONDERING WHAT IF, WRITING 20+ BULETS AND BLOGS A WEEK WITH NO ONE KNOWING, CALLING FRIENDS 20+ PLUS TIMES WITH NO ANSWER, DRINKING MORE THEN 5 GALLAONS OF RUM A WEEK, REMEMBERING ALL THE COMMERCIALS, 113 T-SHIRTS ANDCOUNTINGF, 97 SHOT GLASSES, 12.398 BEER CAPS, 12 ZIPPOS, 32 BOXER SHORTS, 7 HATS FOR EACH DAY OF THE WEEK, 32 APPS ON MYSPACE BUT ONLY 12 REAL FRIENDS, THINKING THOUGHTS THAT MUST BE CRAZY AND WRITING THOUGHTS THAT WILL BE LAUGHED AT. KNOWING MORE ABOUT A

Craziness!
I'm writing this cuz many of you have been worrying about me lately. I'm just too busy worrying about everyone else! In a past blog I mentioned the depression from losing my father. I'm working on that still. But now my good friend Kept in Corsets (Whitney) was killed in a car accident on Sept. 23rd. She's my #1 family. That was a total shock to me! She was only 21. NOT her time to go! I have a CLOSE "friend" (Rob, Enigma) that I'm always worrying about. He is going through so much and all the drama and crap on here doesn't help much either! I'm here for you always Rob! Love ya ALSO another CLOSE "friend" that is on here is dealing with a lot of health problems too and I've been worried a lot about him and all of his tests that he's going through. Been dealing with my mother being in and out of the hospital from blood clots in her lungs. That's freaking me out cuz I don't want to loose her too! and last but definitely not least....my 12 year old daught

Crazy Idea.... Will Never Work
Instead of the $85,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG.... How about giving $85,000,000,000 to America in a 'We Deserve It Dividend?' To make the math simple, let’s assume there are 200,000,000 bonafide U.S. Citizens 18+. Our population is about 301,000,000 counting every man, woman and child. So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up.. So divide 200 million adults 18+ into $85 billon that equals $425,000.00. My plan is to give $425,000 to every person 18+ as a We Deserve It Dividend. Of course, it would NOT be tax free. So let’s assume a tax rate of 30%. Every individual 18+ has to pay $127,500.00 in taxes. That sends $25,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam. But it means that every adult 18+ has $297,500.00 in their pocket. A husband and wife has $595,000.00. What would you do with $297,500.00 to $595,000.00 in your family? Pay off your mortgage – housing crisis solved. Repay college loans – what a great boost to new grads Put away

Crazy
I GUESS THIS IS MY SPOT TO TYPE WHAT I FEEL INSIDE RIGHT? WELL IF NOT O WELL I AM ANYWAYS! AS MOST OF YOU ALL KNOW I HAD O ABOUT 750 FU FRIENDS AND IM DOWN TO LIKE 146. WHY? YUP U GUESSED IT IM SICK AND TIRED OF FEELING LIKE NOONE ON THIS SIGHT TO MANY OF YOU PEOPLES, SO I DELETED A GOOD SHARE OF FU FRIENDS AND KEPT THE ONES WHO MEAN SOMETHING! IM SICK OF LOOKING AT THE CRY BABYS CRYING FOR HELP AND DUMB ME HELPING THEM! IM TIRED OF WAISITNG MY 11S TO HELP PEOPLE AND GET NOTHING IN RETURN! I LOVE TO HELP AND I LOVE TO HAVE SOME HELP INRETURN! HA NOT ON THIS SITE IT DOESNT HAPPEND. WHAT IS IT I GOT TO BE 120 POUNDS, AND DRESS HALF SLUTTY ON THIS SIGHT TO GET SOMEPLACE? I LOOK AT MOST WOMENS PICTURES ON HERE AND IT SEEMS THEIR CENTER ATTENTION WHY ?? BECAUSE THERE SO SKINNY HAVE HALF THEIR TITTS HANGING OUT AND RANK IN AT #4 WELL IM SORRY IF I DONT DRESS SLUTTY AND NOT SKINNY TO GET SOMEPLACE ON HERE! YEA YOUR RIGHT IM CRYING WHY BECAUSE I CAN EVERYONE ELSE DOES ON HERE!

Crazy Bitch Rating Photos A 1 Show Her /
http://fubar.com/user/2226950 there is the link, all you guys please rate her accordingly. I tried the entire nice thing as well, sent her a halloween card letting her know about fu-law, she totally called me a bitch. give her the fuspanking she deserves!

Craziness
First day on Fubar. So far is crazy. Was pounced on within a minute of joining. Kind of nice. Try to be on here as much as possible, but with kids, can get hard sometimes. Will post another blog at some point. In the meantime, everyone get shit faced and have fun.

Crazy
It's odd....how emotions can cloud your thinking. It's interesting how your heart can make your brain stop functioning. When all you truly have to do is sit back, clear your mind, and focus on what is around you instead of your heart. Logic, it's a great tool. Once you realize that things happen for a reason, or you aren't to blame, or you are to blame, or nobody is to blame, or there is no blame, or you were trying too hard, or not enough, or whatever myriad reasons may be for your emotions...once you sit back and recognize the truth of the matter, it's easy. The truth shall set you free. Sometimes you can stumble upon something that makes you realize the truth of the matter, sometimes an epiphany hits you square in the eyes. Sometimes the pain fades enough for you to think straight...whatever happens, once you get past your emotions and let your head do your thinking...it's easy. Everything has an end, nothing is eternal. Sometimes people promise, but that promise is changed

Crazy Fuc*king Players
I refuse to be played here guys,not going to work.Fuck me once maybe twice but never a third time. I will be an ace on this player shit before to long I am learning from the best.YOU are teaching me very well. Thanx I am fed up to my ass on this shit.I will play you since everyone thinks they can play me.

Crazy Night
OMG what a crazy night. Brought on by emoiton. Don't you just hate those :P. lol yeah i'd like to blame the booze, but that doesn't affect me as much as some. Anyways as soon as I logged off and went to bed I started feeling good in a way. Amazing how you tell yourself hey it's all good. Still in heartache, but I believe that practice makes perfect. And this is the third time I have gotten my heart broken so it's getting a little easier. I'm still not sure where I stand with someone, but if things don't turn out the way I want then I can still keep my head high. I don't want to walk away from anything and want to give my full heart to her. Anyways for my crazy night. First the heart ache, then the stomach ache that made me puke, then the booze. Then I tried to get some attention by pulling something out. The only thing the booze did is lower my intellect a little and not realize I would not get the reaction I wanted. But again i don't put the full blame on the booze, only very little,

Crazy Crazy Weekend
Well It Was dad's Weekend Here At Good Old Washington State University And WOrk Sucked BAD. There Were So Many People And There Was So Much Going On It Was A Nonstop Day From open To Close There Was Never A Time Somthing Didn't Need To Be Done...But it's Also VERY Fustrating As A Lot Of The People In My Kitchen Are STUPID. Sucks When You Have To Work Your Job And Go After Everyone Else To Make Sure There Doin What They're Supposed To And Not Burning The Food. Anywho Glad This Weekend Is Over. Time To Prep For Apple Cup!!! HA HA xoxo Nichole

Crazy
what do you do when someone you love wakes up one morning and says "hey guess what im admitting myself to the mental ward." that's been my dilemma this week so ive been gone. Ive been going crazy waiting for him to fix his life hits me smack in the face every now and again but all i can do is wait for this to blow over and to have him back with me so we can work through this together

Crazy Love....
A video made for me few months ago by my baby! THIS IS HOW MY BABY SEES ME: I can hear her heart beat for a thousand miles And the heavens open every time she smiles And when I come to her, that's where I belong I guess I'm running to her like a river's song She gives me love, love, love, crazy love She gives me love, crazy love She's got a fine sense of humour, when I'm feeling down And when I come to her when the sun goes down She takes away my trouble, takes away my grief Takes away my heartache in the night like a thief She gives me love, love, love crazy love She gives me love, crazy love I guess I need her in the daytime I guess I need her in the night Just want to throw my arms around her And kiss her, kiss her tight She gives me love, crazy love She gives me love, crazy, crazy love A crazy love

Crazy Bitches
seriously what is up with them? they break up with you, you stop chasing them, they come runnin to you and by that time you dont want them. you meet someone better who makes you happier and treats you amazing. then that ex bitch gets fuckin nuts and starts stalkin so u and ur new girl blocker her but she makes another profile to stalk you honestly what is with ppl these days

Craziness At Wally World!!
Yesterday I went after thanksgiving shopping for my first time! It was CRAZY!! I saw an old man get beat down by a lady over a XBox 360, poor man was hanging on to that game for dear life!!! I dont believe that I would want to go back to WAL-MART this time of the year again!!

Craziness
I am so overwhelmed...there has been so much going on! I am still getting the house ready...I'll get pics when it's done. I love it! It's perfect for us, nice and big lol. I love the fireplace. :D Can't wait until Christmas! We still have to go pick out a tree, I guess we'll do that soon. Our anniversary and Derek's birthday is coming up so I have lots of planning to do! I'll get more pics up soon...I've only been on the computer like 5 times since we got here, lol.

Crazy Cracker
This is Crazy Cracker...one of my truly great buds. He is an all around great guy and has been there for me through some really not so grand moments. He is awesome as a human and even though he is a hopeless romantic fool at heart...I will always be his friend!!! Crazy Cracker@ fubar ♥

A Crazy Yim Chat
romantic_alen: hello,r u there now? nolechick9296: i was on earlier romantic_alen: ????i guess not... nolechick9296: what the fuck romantic_alen: u there now? nolechick9296: you have got to be kidding me romantic_alen: why u use bad words with me?please i am a polite man,i dont like hearing bad words.. nolechick9296: just trying to get your attention. lol romantic_alen: u have itn sweety romantic_alen: what were u doing nolechick9296: nothing what are you doing romantic_alen: i just woke up nolechick9296: oh ok. Cool I haven't gone to bed yet. What time is it where you are? romantic_alen: 8 20 am romantic_alen: romantic_alen: im in iraq nolechick9296: ah i c when did you get to Iraq romantic_alen: 4 months ago may we open cams? nolechick9296: no my cam doesn't work romantic_alen: why nolechick9296: it just doesn't nolechick9296: and what are you doing in Iraq? romantic_alen: i work with the force Now wait he just replied 4 months ago. Well the last time I cha

Crazy Blogs - Trend Or Truth?
There are many trends today in the blogosphere. From "Bitch Blogs" to having cartoon women in your blog header, as well as many others. One such "trend" as it may be called by some is not in fact a trend at all, but an interesting societal statement. So-called "crazy blogs", coming from those with mental illnesses of every variety from manic depression to multiple personality disorder (MPD), seem to be popping up all over the place. How many times have you seen a blog themed with the blogger's own personal mental disorder? Are these people faking their illnesses because it is the trendy thing to do? Or is there more to these blogs than meets the eye? Interestingly, the National Mental Health Association (NMHA) reports these statistics: * More than 54 million Americans have a mental disorder in any given year, although fewer than 8 million seek treatment (SGRMH, 1999). * Depression and anxiety disorders - the two most common mental illnesses - each affect 19 million American a

Crazy Daughter
iam so upset with my daughter she needs to have her mind fixed.... i really do not under stand her any more ... wish she would have stayed here . but she made her choice so not much i csn do about it but to pick a man over her kids

Crazy Summer
This has been the craziest year I have ever had. On may 19th I was hurt at work. Went to the hospital on may 23rd. because of a head ache that just wouldn't go away. this was trip number 1 for that day. They couldn't find anything wrong so they gave me a couple of shots and sent me home. About 2 hours later the headache was back so I went back. This time they decided to run some more tests. ct scans turned up nothing, Then it was a spinal tap. Let me tell you that was fun. lol. Well they found blood in the spinal fluid. For those that don't know it isn't supposed to be there. I was admitted to the icu for the next 3 days and then to a normal room where they ran even more invasive tests. after four days they hadn't found out what was causeing the blood so the dr. ordered a mri. Turns out there were three tumors in my spinal cord that I didn't know about. Well a week later I went in for the 1st of 2 surgeries. the first one went ok I was a little scared I will admit. this first one the

Crazy Relationships
This one may not make sense to others... it's very personal to me... Water torture Current mood: exhausted Water spilling drip drop on my forehead won't stop getting colder numbing pain slowly driving me insane tugging hard against the binds trapped inside my fucking mind drip drop now increasing drip drop never ceasing hollowed head drowning in air sweaty palms strapped to this chair bound by honor flashing lights pouring words from lips that bite bleeding tongues from silent mouths my cup is full it's spilling out drip drop all alone echoed voice could be my own melted ice filling my veins getting numb still feel the pain broken pieces of shattered glass voids left from the leaky past drip drop it's colder now have to get away some how bitter waters get inside every orifice I can't hide wish I was steel it couldn't touch me wouldn't care if people loved me couldn't feel the water drop wouldn't mind if my heart stopped like Teflon I

Crazy Mess
Love is patient , love is really hard, in fact its probably the hardest things anyone will ever attempt. What's the point of life? To go through it with the least amount ware and tare as possible? Or to live it? So you take a chance on someone. Starts w/ that lil spark..best part, everyone loves that part. That person makes the toughest times better, by helping them out, when work makes them crazy, then you start disagreeing what movie to see. or forget a bday, and your mad and i'm mad. All of a sudden it seems so easy to get out, run away. It's weird the universe always sends you a sign your making a big mistake. but what the universe is trying telling you is that, when you find the person that makes your life a crazy mess. They're 1 in a million, you cant Ever let them go. you just can't.

Crazy Moon
Don't she glow in the burning night blowtorch breath searing my neck her hungry mouth poised to feast Don't she glow a crazy moon careening wild side to side venus pendulum laughing loud Don't she glow burning bright in eternal hunger bound so tight in shifting tides of sweet release Don't she glow rocking to and fro dancing slow riding a wave of pure delight into the dawn

Crazy For Feelin...
I'm feeling this tonight for some reason... Crazy Crazy for feeling so lonely Im crazy Crazy for feeling so blue I knew Youd love me as long as you wanted And then someday Youd leave me for somebody new Worry Why do I let myself worry Wondrin What in the world did I do Crazy For thinking that my love could hold you Im crazy for tryin Crazy for cryin And Im crazy For lovin you

Crazies
"Anne~ Miss Fu-Fabulous".... Seems this member wanted to interact with me, so I thought, Ehh why not... (they seemd decent)...SO, within a few minutes, this person called me... I expected a "27 yr old woman from Memphis, Tn to call me"... I was dead wrong...This lady sounded about 50-60 yrs old and sounded like she just got done smoking crack.... Witin realizing what I had done, I thought quicky of a way to get off the phone.... So I came up with an excuse quickly and hung up.... This morning when I woke up... This same person, called me a few times, and I didnt think anything of it, but when I seen I had voicemails, I got curious... So I listened to them.. Come to find out. Apparantly someone had bought me on here, and I was to blame for it... So i jus giggled and went to the next one... Well the next one told me that (word for word) "your a pussy, your a disgrace to the military, and I hope someone blows your brains out" Which I might add I have only known this person by this time ab

Crazy, It Really Is
its amazing now low someone is willing to go to try and ruin another persons life because they are a very sad, lonely, lost piece of chit and not to mention liar of the best. The problem started with a liked someone from fubar. This person lied about everything and I mean everything. The state he lived in, people dieing in his family, being in the hospital, being a fireman, owning a car shop, owning a business in Ireland that his mother passed down after she died, yeah thats probably a lie too. Even so much to many promises to come see me, even swearing to God that he will be here. Well this went on for about 2 weeks and I finally had enough. But now that its over, my children are being threaten. Yeah now he claims to have called Social Services on me. Great huh? Yeah I thought so. This person I speak about is a work of art. Someone willing to put children in danger because the "so called" relationship is over and I have blocked him on here. I have blocked both yahoo names after the Th

Crazy Jerks
Why do people continually say crap to me and wonder why I get defensive? Well gee, I am not as naive as you think. I try to give everyone a chance to explain their actions if they done me wrong. I apologize when I feel that I acted in a way that was not fit. I don't want to start drama and I find it strange that drama finds me. I am just a woman that wants to have fun and meet new people. I am not a heartless Biotch that wants your money. I don't beg for rates, I might ask for some help if I am close to leveling, but I don't beg all the time. I just ask for some help and if I get it I get it. I don't tell people to have a nice day and then screw with their minds. I am truly pissed and well I blocked the jerk so it doesn't matter now. Some poor woman was warning him of other women on Fu and he took offense to it. He then took his anger out on me. Whatever!! I have had a rough last few years and if you can't handle that then I don't know what to tell you. Be nice is all I am s

Crazy
so i have been in a year relationship with someone great... but i am now 15 wks pregnant. i am due in july. july 22. so i am now a mom to be with a husband to be. crazy never thought that at 22 i would be having a child with the love of my life who actually has been great to me... we had our ups and downs but got through it all... i am hoping for a boy... i find out in 3 wks what i am having...

Crazy Love
I can't find a decent version dammit. This is as close as I could get. Dylan kinda taints it for me, but I prefer Van Morrison aged....the gravely voice. Enjoy. Or not. I still fuckin love this song. I can hear her heart beat for a thousand miles And the heavens open every time she smiles And when I come to her that's where I belong I'm running to her like a river's song Chorus: She give me love, love, love, love, crazy love She give me love, love, love, love, crazy love She's got a fine sense of humor when I'm feeling low down And when I come to her when the sun goes down She take away my trouble, take away my grief Take away my heartache, in the night like a thief Chorus Yes I need her in the daytime Yes I need her in the night Yes I want to throw my arms around her Kiss n hug her, kiss n hug her tight And when I'm returning from so far away She gives me some sweet lovin' brighten up my day Yes it makes me righteous, yes it makes me feel whole

Crazy In Love
Crazy in love in love with you I am in an unbelievable dream but this dream is true You're my queen and my heart shall you hold your fingers are like magic everything you touch turns gold your that "it" that completes my life i know that i love you I don't have to think twice your presence brings me joy that my spirit can't overcome attached to you forever like seed inside a plum you're the cure to a broken and damaged heart all of these talents yet unique and smart my love for you is loose and it's floatin high above you make me feel so good thats y i am crazy in love....

Crazy Scary Day
Today was just unbelievable.... Earlier today, my husband and I went to visit his grandma, Shirley, to see how she was doing and to take her to the grocery store for some groceries. So we go to the store, do our shopping and all. We get down to the cereal aisle and she said she was starting to feel like she was going to pass out. She started leaning towards one of the food shelves and slowly started falling down. Caught her before she fell down and rested her on the floor asking if she was ok. We had her sitting up and tried talking to her but she wasn't responding. Her face was flushed and her lips were turning blue. She opened her eyes and looked at me. I held onto her hand and kept saying "Grandma, are you okay? Can you hear me?" I kept squeezing her hand and told her to squeeze mine. Her eyes looked so glossy.... I was so scared. I asked her again "Can you hear me, squeeze my hand if you can" She gave a little squeeze and I asked if she was okay. She shook her head no. The

Crazy Ex Stalker!
i have been nice and tried to ignore the stupidity of others but i can not be silent any more. my boyfriend whom i am engagged to has and ex that he broke up with 4 years ago. yet she feels the need to go to my profile and check me out. i am not sure if she still wants him back or she turned lesbian and wants me? any ways will someone please take this stalker off my hands cause putting her on block does not seem to be getting the point across. here she is miss american stalker 2009 for anyone else to let her stalk you a while. it is free no charge and it comes with a big thank you very much for the help. she is all yours ladies and gentlemen: countryhotty2006@ fubar

Crazy/sexy/cool
All 3 fit this lovely woman to a "T". If you dont show her some love. You are so missing out on meeting a great person. ▂▃━☆FEISTY☆━▃▂®™FornicatesWifey/DangerousCurvesMembe@ fubar

Crazy People Who Dont Listen
OK I am at work at the moment I work at a college in a computer lab and what I don't understand is how come grown people can't follow rules and get an attitude when you try to tell them. We have rules where I work to help out others who are doing their work like no talking on cell phones in the lab we have about 10 signs thats says this but no one ever reads what they say but what do I get on a daily basis students come in a and down in front of a computer where a sign says no talking on phones in the lab but u still get that crazy few who sit right in front a sign that says it and they still talk on their phones that get an attitude when you tell them to take their calls outside how can people be so stupid you tell me.

Crazy Ass Women
After five years with some one you would think that you would get some respect..after paying for everything for five years you would think you would get some respect...after kissing her ass for five youars you would think you would get some respect...no. you get lies and the door..thanks..you get the home game ..think i need to be a jerk..cuz crazy ass women dont like nice guys!

Crazy
This is a lil sumthin I put together, that's mot to say that I created it all by myself, but the paraphrasing I guess you would call it is my own..... I'm gunna talk about some freaky shit right now and someone is gunna die when you listen... Is he not right? Is he insane? Will he now run for life in the battle that ends this day? Is he really telling lies again, doesn't he realize he's in danger? The lil bitch, he went and told another lie and now he will never tell another! See but I don't get it, do you think maybe we can put it on credit? Don't you think it can take control when I dont let it? Don't deny me! Now, don't deny me and darling don't be afraid. Look into my face, stare into my soul... drowning deep in my sea of loathing. Broken your servant I kneel... Don't try to deny what you feel. Madness has now come over me! You're pushing and fighting your way... Reject are ya no one? Feel you nothing? I don't want to be innocent ya know, I don't wanna let them hypnoti

Crazy
I remember when I was very young I heard whispers "Aunt Aggie is a witch" and living in a christian household I was scared. When I spent enough to with her to get over that silly fear I liked being around her. She always smiled, laughed, and made sure I was perfectly content when I stay with her. When I was a teenager and began to think for myself and began to shake off the terrible prejudices of the church I though, "Aunt Aggie's a witch. That's so cool!" I am sure I approached her with misinformed questions shaped by my interest in movies. But in time she educated me. I loved her to death and thought she was crazy fun. My Aunt Agnes practiced Wicca, being half Cherokee and raised in the very center of a mining town in the very heart of WV, as most of my father's family. She helped to instill in me an understanding of the earth and a spiritual peace that could not be fathomed by those narrow minded sheep on my mother's side who whispered about her. She died last night, a few days s

Crazy Thoughts
Why is it when your sleeping it`s called drool but when your awake its called spit? Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs. Why doesn't the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your head? If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it? If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy? If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient? Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground? Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why is it that no

Craziness . . .
Okay uhmmm so yeah. . . . I'm sitting here at work trying to figure out how the hell all the stuff on this site works and that fun stuff. Wishin' the phone would ring so I could make some money. I hate Sunday nights Monday mornings for this very reason no dudes callin! But anyway atleast it keeps me from being bored plus I only have this tiny little screened DVD player with the same damn DVD's I've seen a blue million times and no interest in watching again. You can only watch 28 Days Later soooo many times in one freakin' week. Love the enraged zombie like creatures tryin' to rip people apart but for god's sake when you can repeat the lines back line for line it's time to get some new DVD's.But is it just me or have there been no like really awesome horror movies released recently? I mean seriously how hard is it to make a kewl slasher blood and guts film!? I mean hell really the last one to come out that was any good was Dawn of the Dead and it was a fuckin' remake! But annnn

Crazy Ass Love
Why is it that people thank that they know other people. If you know some one as well as you wish that you can, life would be so much better. But life is not that easy. Before you can judge another person you should realy look in to your past and ask your self. What was I like when I was that young, or in that same spot. What could I have changed that would have made me a better person in life? Just cause you have grown up with that person, lived with that person for years, or just meet them does not make you better then them in any way. We all make our mistakes and wish that we can change some things does not make us a bad person. You will always wish that you can find that one person that will understand what you are talking about and understand what you are going throw. Regardless if it's a male, female, friend, family member, lover, or even your parents. Until you do you will always fill empty in life and in every thing that you do. Don't ever bawl down to any one. They just loo

Crazy Shy Girl
HEY EVERYONE...THIS WEEK WE HAVE CHOSEN TO MAKE CRAZY SHY GIRL OUR MEMBER OF THE WEEK.....SHE WILL BE MEMBER OF WEEK FROM 3/23-3/29.....MAKE SURE YOU STOP BY HER PAGE THROUGHOUT THE WEEK AND SHOW HER SOME LOVE....SHE IS ALWAYS WILLING TO HELP EVERYONE ELSE OUT...NOW ITS OUR TURN TO SHOW HER THAT LOVE BACK......CONGRATS GIRL crazy shy girl~~Zodiak Levelers@ fubar

Craziness
so i read a couple articles while eating breakfast on my bf's comp.... and i read an article that said "10 ways to tell if he's cheating".... well my bf saw it on his history on the comp... well he thinks i hate him now.... i love him to death.... we just moved in together.... i love everything about him except his drunken walk abouts.... but besides that.... how do you convince someone you dont hate them....??????

Crazy Beautiful
Crazy in Love with you A love so beautiful in the night Holding me tight I breath what you exhaul exposed for your love i need no covers to warm me for your warmth is all I feel I wake at 3am to the sound of your heart calling my name Your love for me so real so true Crazy in Love with you

Crazy Kids
Well, seeing how I have never been a father. I do want to point a few things that I find funny. Kids are empty vessels waiting to be filled with knowledge. But damn, where is the leak and how do you plug it up??? Kids make you feel like a referee in a L.A. street riot! And all this before 7am in the morning. Kids teach you the Love Hate thing really well. Kids are like fire and forget missiles. You send them do something, they go and when they get there, they forget what to do and you blow up. Kids never make good garbage people. I don't know how they get good applicants in the profession of garbage collecting??? Kids make you feel like YOUR DAD!!! Cause all of a sudden you realize what he was trying to pound into your brain. And Yes, You start sounding like him! Kids are magicians... Cause leave it to kid to make anything disappear. Chips, Soda, remote controls, you're favorite shirt, toilet paper, shampoo, ETC..ETC... Kids make you realize forgiveness, they will br

Crazy Bitches
My status says "Go Rape Sho's 11s" I get this in my shoutbox from (http://fubar.com/user/610579) right before she blocked me. Read bottom to top, of course. ❤HORNY ANG...: maybe it says rape thats the word im talking about but i have more pull around here than u so have a good one lmao maybe u will get raped one day❤HORNY ANG...: good way to weed out the weirdos though... i guess the normal ppl dont use the term rape as in taking by force... when speaking of rating-> ❤HORNY ANG...: maybe you need to re-read my comment, it does not say go rape sho, it says go rape her 11's..❤HORNY ANG...: but maybe u havent been raped❤HORNY ANG...: well for almost 3 yrs i see a few ppl say it but WE dont usually play with a serious word like that-> ❤HORNY ANG...: that's what we usually say about going to rate all the pics for someone with 11's.❤HORNY ANG...: then what.....❤HORNY ANG...: nice word to use-> ❤HORNY ANG...: yes❤HORNY

Crazy Is What Crazy Does...
now im wondering...i signed up on this thing to talk to people and possibly meet new friends via the internet. but maybe i thought too deeply about it. the concept of this site is cool...its fast and A.D.D. friendly. though...is that it? sure any site to meet people at is anti-social already but alot of the people i know that are married in real life met online. so i guess im just thinking from experience. im not looking for marriage here haha i guess i like the term "stranger things have happened" haha thats why i paint still. its the artist in me...make something out of nothing and further something into more. who knows.

Craziness.....
Cool is almost like God everybody wants to be down with it not knowing how it came about, what it does or just its creation. Cool is imaginary look at the rap artist in the music industry, 2PAC for instance he often referred to himself as Machiavelli, Biggie or the “Notorious B-I-G” used the term, “I’m the Don”, the mob boss in other terms. Or the Group called, “Junior Mafia”, what is a Junior Mafia? We have another rapper that calls himself, “Scarface”, Hussein Fatal, Fidel Castro, Noriega, The “Bomb Liberace”. All of these rapper comparing themselves to Italian mob figures, I find this to be a little humorous because Italian’s have always referred to us as “moolies”, fried chicken eaters, colored, niggers, and would even disown their very own family members if their daughters or sons would become romantically involved with someone other than Italians. Why would you want to imitate something or som

Crazy Days Behind
Somedays I still find myself thinking about him. Not nearly as often as I used to. The pain of heartbreak has been dulled down by time and effort to replace his memory with other people places and things. The new life I have started without him is so much more rewarding and healthy. There is no reason for me to ever think of him again. Those days are past me now. I finally got out. Going back even if only in my head would be insane. This is what concerns me most. I really must be crazy and need some clinical help or maybe some drugs to fix my broken parts. I still go back to those days in my head. Sometimes I try to figure out just where I got so off track. Why could I not see what was right in front of me. Could his lies have been that good. Or did I need to believe them. Why would I want to be so mislead. He was never that good at the game so how come he won? My heart got broke but more than that my spirit was wounded and left to die. I now that no one can explain to me

Crazy How Things Are Going....
Its amazing how things can go up and down so much.... take for instance last year... things were crazy, our lives seem to have been spiriling out of control now here we are buying our first home.... Its wierd... but what gets me the most is no matter what we do to make sure that we have a "drama free zone " our ex's keep barging in and messing it up... grr.. it pisses me off to no end... but thats ok because what comes around goes around and from passed expierences Karma is a BI*CH.... they both will get what they deserve in the end... We just need to have faith... ( and a back up plan lol ).... anyway enough rambling just thought I would throw this out there....

*crazy Night @ Work*
I don't care if you think this sucks so BITE ME! This is how the night went last night and it's more of a journal entry than a story.... so read it or don't... I could give a flyin' flip less bc I know the ONE person that wants to read it lmao. Thanks Morgan! You and that crazy heffa made it interesting.... ~*~Amanda~*~Another day passes... as I sit wondering and thinking how my life could, and would, be different had I made different choices. The day... wasted in itself... spent thinking, trying to clean, cooking, arguing with a certain someone... what else is new? My ankle gave out on me as I tried to work out... what a drag. I begin to settle down for the night and eat dinner. I get three phone calls back to back. It's my mother. Yet again, she has sucked me into a whirlwind of babysitting at work. IVC patients... gotta love them! I hurry to get my meal down and shower with 15 minutes to spare. I get done and make it to work, not really looking forward to this nutty lit

Crazy, Crazy...badfish Ramblings
Fubar is such an interesting and fantastic place - Can't you just smell the sarcasm? If not, your fucking sniffer is broke. This is a social network where people are hell bent on points and fame; many don't even seem to consider it to be any more than a place so get naked so that they might get a bling pak or...how is this gonna fucking matter in a decade? Actually it isn't even going to take that long. I have to bitch though; I rate, rerate, fan and all that shit. I have 100 "friends" and I go through and try to rate as many of their pics a 10 or 11 as I can. I have only seen a few reply. I guess it's hard to juggle 2,500 friends when youre so fucking "popular"! And I'm on the bottom rung of the ladder, just another to step on to get to the top. So whatever, who cares. It's like a game, gather points, level and gather points. Purchase people! What a grand idea, like trafficing without worrying about breaking the law. Push and pull at the same time. Manipulate, con, do whatever it tak

Crazy Morning
I woke up to: A. Jeff's squealing tires (hes late) B. he peed in the toilet and left that and the seat up (hazardous for woman) C. No Coffee made..... I have so much to do today and i have that urge to clean my desk... here's the list: 1. Take car to the tire shop to remove winter tires (some of you might find this obnoxious to have winter tires in may but it snows here) 2. Clean up house before maid comes 3. Get invoices ready for driver 4. Call people back 5. Every morning at 8:30 call my dad(make sure my mom didn't strangle him in the night) 6. Say hello to my fellow fu friends (not that many) I wrote this much boring blog because apparently mine are no longer showing on my page.... I figure i would once again right a SFW blog... GOOD MORNING WICKED!!! PS I HATE JEFF....

Crazy And Just Plain Crazier
So, I've been pretty scarce lately, and I miss you fuckers, I've just had a lot and I do mean A LOT going on lately. My oldest graduated from high school last week, she'll be attending NC State next year, we've had all the normal graduation stuff to go through plus some banquets to attend for scholarship awards. I'm so proud of her, she's gotten damn near every bit of next year paid for in scholarships and grants - and it's a pretty penny for out of state tuition to NC State. My 15 year old has just gotten his drivers' permit (SCARY) So we're finding time to drive around town - without the baby in the car of course. And well, AJ just never stops running, either his legs OR his mouth! I'm house hunting right now, but I"m pretty restricted as far as where I can look, I don't want the boys to have to switch schools - too traumatic for Jeremy and I need my mom to be able to get the baby on and off the bus since I'll be at work during those times. And, for my personal demons, I'm dea

Crazy
my wife is driving me crazy! she has gotten into an emotional relationship with a guy here on fubar, and i've been trying to remain calm and talk to her as an adult. but she has issues expressing how she feels, keeping things that bother her to herself. i have talked to her about going to counciling but she seem hesitant. i love her to pieces, and i want her to be happy. but she doesn't make it easy for me not to just give up. she supposedly has some feeling for this guy but they haven't met in person so she is not sure how she exactly feels about him and she wants me to wait untill she mets him when he comes down in august. not to mention that this guy has been married for the last 23 years. plus this guy stood beside his wife while she fought breast cancer. given the fact that he lives in canada, i just can't do what i really want to do , and take my frustration and anger out on him.

Crazy World
I swear the world is crazy...The FDA wants to ban vicodin and percocet, and put stronger warning labels on products that contain acetaminophen due to the fact that 400 ppl die a year due to overdose.....OK what the hell? Ummmmmmm I wonder how many ppl die a yr from alcohol and cigarettes? Yet no one seems to want to ban those two things...I am sure the count is in the millions world wide when it comes to cigarettes. Now I am not a big drug taker...I hate going to the doctor period, and well I damn sure am not gonna buy them on the street lol. So this is not why it bothers me, it bothers me because it is 400 hundred ppl vs millions, and no one seems to care to take those industries on. I do however take Tylenol, because I can't take aspirin products, so I really don't give a damn what they say I can or can not take lol once in my greedy lil hands I will do as I please, although I don't abuse that either lol...I don't know, it just boggled my mind when I heard that on the news..Hell mo

Crazy Karma
Dear Wife:I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw.Last week, you came home & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers.You ate in two minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife.Either you are cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.Your EX-HusbandP.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together ! Have a great life !Dear Ex-Husband:Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.It's true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been.I watch my so

Crazy Cajuns
Cajun AngelsGabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you. I have someCajuns up here in Heaven who are causing some problems. They areswinging on The Pearly Gates, my horn is missing, and barbecue sauce isall over their robes! Ham hocks, spareribs, and crawfish shells are allover the streets of gold. Some folks are walking around with one wing. They have been late taking their turn in keeping the stairway to heavenclean. There are watermelon seeds all over the clouds! They have eatenalmost every animal up here! Some of them aren't even wearing theirhalos, saying it is messing up their hair."The Lord said, "I made them special, as I did you, my angel. Heaven ishome to all my children. If you really want to know about problems,let's call the Devil and see how he is dealing with his Cajuns."The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? Dang it, hold on!"The Devil returned to the phone and said, "Hello, God, what can I do foryou?"God replied, "Tell me what kind of problems you are hav

Crazy/psycho Defined
I honestly giggle to myself everytime one of these "no drama" dudes comes up in my shoutbox wanting to converse and ends up leaving a trail of drama a mile wide. First off.... any dude who goes on and on and on and on and on about how he hates drama..... is so full of sh*t its not even funny. Its those very dudes that are starting the sh*t and bringing it on themselves. I try my damndest to stay away from these guys cause "projection" is their main reason for existance in most cases (projection is where the person with the issues projects onto whomever they are interacting with, their issues as if they were not their own. It gets rather complicated as it is a very twisted rendition of reverse psychology to some degree). With that said..... I find it even more humorous how guys define most chics as "Crazy" or "Psycho" (see my screen name - LOL) or "Insane". Here are a few things that will indicate you are "Insane" in some guys books: 1. You are emotional (seems most guys just dont u

Crazy!!!!!!
Some people say i'm crazy... well... i am... i have voices in my head... they speak in spanish....I have no idea what they're saying! It pisses me off... I wish one of them would get a job!!!! What? ? ? ? ? They just moved here from Spain.... if you thought they were Mexican, well... you're a racist.... yeah... you should look at yourself n the mirror before you throw stones :P

Crazy Night
WELL For any of you who saw my status about my workplace being a crimescene & were wondering what the hell was going on, i decided to share what happened the other night via blogging. [plus it's easier than repeating a whole bunch] So i came to work saturday at 11 pm and had nothing to do as usual so i was sittin in the lobby watchin tv. Around 1 am i see this guy come stumbling down the hall with his shirt all ripped and he was covered in blood. my first thought was that he had murdered somebody [too many horror movies...] so i jumped up to run but then the guy said something like "Help me" and i realized it was this super nice guest that stays here about once a month. We shall call him Joe. So i helped Joe to a chair and called 911 then went back to help him wipe the blood off his face. im glad i dont have a weak stomach. He then told me that he had gone out earlier and came back to find 2 chicks and a guy in his room. The guy had a wrench and immediately began beating the

Crazy World
so its story time, time to think of a plotlinei'll outline situations with verbal visualationsomethin to give you a lil mind stimulationthe story starts with a good dude named tony with a good heartdoin all the right things, parents proud of him he plays his parthe aint street smart, parents kept that away from himparents see the news dont want they son to be like themthey were in the ghetto once upon a time but it never took over himhe's set up for college, yee the dude got knowledgehe's at the moutain top not gettin pushed off the ledgehe was a big brother to a ghetto kid named shawn who was on the edgehe didnt know his family jus had some names of people that were laid to restbut tony, he helped that lil boy, that boy is tryin his besttony showed the boy theres more to life din police arresthe dont have to be like everyone else that he had seentook him out of his enviorment showed him a new sceneso now to go along with the words he had proof from the things he's seeingbeing able to

Crazy Bitch Licks Her Momâ€™s Pussy
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Crazy Drunk Chicks Finding Dicks
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Crazy Love By Van Morrison
"Crazy Love - by Van MorrisonI can hear her heart beat for a thousand milesAnd the heavens open every time she smilesAnd when I come to her that's where I belongYet I'm running to her like a river's songChorus:She give me love, love, love, love, crazy loveShe give me love, love, love, love, crazy loveShe's got a fine sense of humor when I'm feeling low downAnd when I come to her when the sun goes downTake away my trouble, take away my griefTake away my heartache, in the night like a thiefChorus:Yes I need her in the daytimeYes I need her in the nightYes I want to throw my arms around herKiss her hug her kiss her hug her tightAnd when I'm returning from so far awayShe gives me some sweet lovin' brighten up my dayYes it makes me righteous, yes it makes me feel wholeYes it makes me mellow down in to my soulChorus

Crazy Sick
I dug through boxes last week, searching for Halloween costumes—a witch dress and hat for me, a wizard costume for my mother. The hunters were in for a treat: costumed ladies, as well as dinner dishes like “fingertips of jaundiced children.” (Corn, in case you were wondering.) Soybean harvest is finally underway, the hunting season is in full swing, and I’ve been busy as ever. You would think that retirement would leave me more time for sleeping in and writing, but my days are filled, my calendar overbooked. Last week I filled out application materials for the Dakota Territory Bar Examination. In doing so, I learned a thing or two about myself: One, I’ve lived at fourteen residences in the last ten years. Two, I loathe filling out forms. There have been times during the last year or two when I wondered if I might be crazy. When I was on page twenty or so of the thirty-some-page character and fitness form, trying to recall the details of a speedi

Crazinezzzzz
Why did you came into my life when you could never be mine….. I know everything is wrong from the very start yet I still continue falling for you…. "Crazy" I call myself… falling for you when both of us have someone we call our own… Crazy because I keep on wanting you when you do not feel the same…. Wanting to call you, to hear your voice, to talk to you… even satisfied with your text message Doing all crazy things for you to feel my existence… but all are wasted…you still did not notice…. Why do I want something that is wrong to be right… Why time was wrong when this love came along…. Now everything is too late… pain is already felt… and yet I could do nothing… But to remain as a friend….. forever…..

Crazyness Read From Bottom To Top!
Jenna: I SEE IT LIKE I SEE IT SO JUST FORGET IT To Jenna: anyways I dont do the drama thing im far from fake and dont need childish drama in my life and get called fake when u dont even know me Jenna: GET UR PAYBACKS Jenna: U KNO U GONNA DO IT Jenna: I STILL SEE IT LIKE I SEE IT Jenna: omg i dnt wnt u to forgive me cuz i see things not like u do To Jenna: look im sorry you may be having a bad day but that does justify what was just said and done To Jenna: so now u want me to forget that u jumped down my throat for no reason when u could have approached the situation alot better how is that fair to me? Jenna: jus foget it To Jenna: I dident bring it up. I dont know what more u want me to say I have never been rude towards u or accused u of anything further more im right there on ur page u could have messeged me no? Jenna: just forget ii have a nice day Jenna: ok drop it To Jenna: im not fighting but ur being unreasonable, accusing me of being some fake asshole which im not

Crazy Alert
JUST WANTED TO LET YOU GUYS/GIRLS KNOW OF A REAL WHACK-JOB POTENTIAL STALKER OUT THERE! GOES BY "NICE GUY". COMES ON REALLY STRONG AND ALL HIS CYLINDERS AREN'T FIRING SO BLOCK HIM. SOMETHING NOT RIGHT ABOUT HIM!

Crazy Peoples....
There is a woman on Facebook that is deleting people from her friends list because all their animals on Farmville are fenced in. She believes it's animal cruelty and keeps posting as her status how mean we all are because the animals need to be free.I love crazy people. They are such entertainment. Just thought I'd share.

Crazy
Sometimes I cant help but sit and wonder, what it is in life I really want to be. A lot of the times I put on my mask, not letting people see the real me. The person inside thats makes people laugh, mainly because I love to see them smile. He has been locked up deep down inside, the guy you all havent seen in a while. I like my privacy,and I like people too, but mostly I am a lonesome and depressed man. Socialable, friendly and I care about my friends, I try my best to help them whenever I can. They come to me for comfort and encouragement, I am always by their side. Most of my problems and personal feelings, I try to hold them inside . I know they are my friends, and they love me for the person I am. They see my laughing eyes and my smile, but deep down it is all just a scam. CRAZY is what I feel sometimes, I just want to scream and shout. Let the tears run down my face, and then my true feelings come out. So what do you think my friends, for my eyes are wet and haz

Crazy Beautiful (poem)
Quote:"The world would have no rainbowz had the eyez no tearz--john vance cheneyCrazy Beautiful she'z a rare beauty with chocolate soft skin& almond shape eye'z...Her hair is shoulder length black ocean tidez!& her smile'lightz up the midnite sky'zA star shinein bright..Thing'z aint alright & sometime'z life givez her lemon'z!Sparklin cyder form'z liquidfied dropz within her eye'z..They flow flat like soda left open all nite..Like lotion moisterizin each lash!You never know how long it'll last..No one noticed them unless they cared enough 2 look closely! & witness they excape layin on her face..she'z a rich snickerz candy bar!Like marbalez the nut'z are mizplaced & replaced with woundz..The woundz left behind should be a crime!but they're not.She refuse'z 2 rot in itz misery.. Her soul is standin strong like a iron martini glass..She'z slightly tainted by the forbidden bite'z of life;but it'll never steal her smilez away!the only sunlight she has left..One day thingz will become s

Crazy Week..where Did It Go???
Just as stated in title....CRAZY!!! Monday~Made my floral deliveries, invoiced for a bit, picked up Mr. Murphy and got him plated...came home and stated the tune up. Tuesday~Worked on Mr. Murphy, went to the auto shop place, took my daughter out to get her car, went to an auto shop place, got home ate and crashed. Wed~Worked on Mr. Murphy for a bit, daughters car wouldn't start, went to auto place, went to driver's liscense place so daughter could take her test to get her liscense, they wouldn't allow it..said some bs about having to take a 6 behind the wheel test along with all the other stuffs she had already done (nobody told us this) came home, called auto school, daughter took bus out to auto school to take driving test, I fixed her car. Daughter passed test, I picked her up in her car, went to dmv, got her liscnese (with 2 minutes to spare til they closed)car overheated, went to auto store, fixed car, parts store didn't have other part at location...went to other part store

Crazed2apoint Rips It Legit
"You might say that I'm apathetic. I don't care enough to dispute that"ANT the RANT Brass Knuckle Poets Society said:Apathetic to protect what beats so fragilely,Pathetic to think I could defeat feelings that I truly believe,Sympathetic to such a degree, that other people couldn't care to see,When a heart bleeds, what pours out is what we unwillingly concede,We hold fast to our dreams, and don't speak of these things that make us weak,We wear our masks, and conceal our true selfs, for fear of being a human being,Emotionally upside down, so much that we can't tell the floor from the ceiling,So we sit spinning on ceiling fans, grinning ignorant and feeling grand,Watching the coffee table circle around our dangling hanging hands,reaching for the remote for a semblance of control, over our daily demands,In this digital world, of holograms, and personality scams it's hard to be a man,My keyboard holds the key to my plans, I hit.. Option, then Esc

Crazy Love
Babygirl, you're my world I wanna love you like a squirrel By that I mean shoving these nuts right in your mouth And I'd never take them out And without a doubt I was askin' around About you and now you put out on my couch And I hereby vouche that I'm never gonna bounce on you Now that I got you Now that I got you I just don't want you Can't you catch the clue You were through with me Except for that fuckin' part Cause I can't get rid of the part Fuck you you can't have my heart I'm saving it for the finer things Finer things like a girl with nipple rings Like a girl with nipple rings Like a girl with nipple rings And I don't even like piercings Like a girl with nipple rings I like porn and unicorns I'd fuck your body cold or warm You like me and you like me Both my personalities We can be in a tree K.I.S.S.I.N.G And you are free to disagree But that won't stop me Make me your king and you'll be my queen You cook and I'll clean and you'll intervene Everytime I try a homicide on every

Crazy People
by the Wreckers Only crazy peopleFall in love with meThey come from all overTo be with meBankk robbers and killersDrunks and drug dealersOnly crazy people Fall in love with meHe cam from CarolinaOn a west-bound freight trainHe didn't have no ticketBut he got here the sameHe left me a reminderWith nine months to goThat's why I killed his wifeAnd wrecked up his homeHe fled MississippiWith me at his sideA trunk full of moneyAnd no place to hideWell he loved his whiskeyAnd his fist loved my faceSo I buried that manAnd they wont find a trace