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Seaviper's blog: "Darwin Awards"

created on 01/15/2007  |  http://fubar.com/darwin-awards/b44783

2003 Darwin Award Nominee

2003 Darwin Award Nominee Confirmed True by Darwin From Randy Cassingham's book, The Stella Awards. (2003, California) John, a Los Angeles real estate attorney, was skimming leaves from his pool when he noticed a palm frond caught in the power lines. His education had equipped him with sufficient acumen to become a successful litigator. Yet he was not shrewd enough to avoid becoming a toasty critter, when he reached up with the long metal pole and poked at the palm frond. John was, for once, the path of least resistance. Perhaps as an homage to his litigation skills, his family sued both the utility company and the pool supply store, for failure to disclose the danger of poking a metal rod into the power lines.
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