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No More Strife
We’ve both had worry and both had strife Searching for a happy, a better life Through all the pain and tears Waiting many, many years Hoping for true love to come and be mine That day in your eyes, I saw a sign Holding your hand…kissing…, can this be true As the rain fell and the wind gently blew I found someone! I found you! Your touch is electric, your kiss warm How quick love can take form The answer is, quicker than we knew Before long you loved me and I loved you As we grow together I have to ask This one very small task Take my hand and pray with me That our love will be for eternity Building our family day by day I will be with you, my love, every step of the way Being the husband you deserve The Lord we shall serve We too shall have a beautiful life With love, honesty, commitment and no more strife Together my love we are destined for success I’ll break my back, I will not rest Until you know this one thing is true Forever and ever I will always love
Vampyric Evil Train
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The Unkown Lover
UNKOWN LOVER THE UNKNOWN LOVER IS A PERSON CLOSEST TO MY SOUL
Bruno
What can I say about him? I love him to death. Besides my kids..hes my greatest joy.
Personally
well so far about to finish college just have one semester left and that is fall semester.
A.r.k.
A.R.K. Act of Random Kindness
Tips By Me
I'm a nice quiet guy and you'll be surprised to know that i love playing online Bingo.here is the website i like most of all:http://pokergameclub.blog.co.ukIt's a great site for beginners and for pro's
Voodoo
The funniest turf feed evermade by one chicken...from top to bottom December 18, 2009 in a quiet turf called VooDoo Nitrofish=> fu...: [pvt]: srry Fuc.... he has geared up...... fuckin' shitpants..... SEXY SKITTLE PIRATE JOLLY ROGER (OWNED BY ALWAYSASMILE)'s mob of 500 fought with: 68 Leopard II Main Battle Tanks, 4 Blast Shelters, 7 Tactical Utility Vehicles, 496 Full-Body Tactical Armors, 500 M134D Gatling Guns, 425 Armored Trucks........Tasty Voodoo Ch...: [pvt]: but yet still you winTasty Voodoo Ch...: [pvt]: fuck shitpantsTasty Voodoo Ch...: [pvt]: he done buyed his way out nitroTasty Voodoo Ch...: [pvt]: blinging fuckerTasty Voodoo Ch...: shitpants, think of your turf and just surrender, we will not go away!!!!Tasty Voodoo Ch...: or do you not care for what they want?Tasty Voodoo Ch...: stupid prideTasty Voodoo Ch...: [pvt]: let his people fuck with that notionTasty Voodoo Ch...: see unlike you we do not block our enemies bring itTasty Voodoo Ch...: [pvt]: I will get the dickwe
Thoughts
Im sitting here being ooo soo lazy this AM or evening if
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Turfs
who needs a turf I got a new one just starting up everyone in it is cool and drama free come see us and we will invite you to stay with us
Just Because
Do you know what you got? really? I have been told by a certain few,that I have had it made,then,threw it all away. No disrespect to them,and,I do love,and appreciate their input,and friendship. But,I really hope that you know what you have got. Whether it be kids,family,worldly possesions...etc...I hope,for all,that this is the merriest of Christmas's,and hearts out there to those that have loved and lost this time of year. I appear to be going through a major loss of my own at this time of year,and will struggle to always have a happy heart,God knows,I am the biggest kid when it comes time for the holidays.
Twuanes Auction
For Thought
Shrouding all the ground around meIs this holy crow above me.Black as holes within a memoryAnd blue as our new second sun.I stick my hand into his shadowTo pull the pieces from the sand.Which I attempt to reassembleTo see just who I might have been.I do not recognize the vessel,But the eyes seem so familiar.Like phosphorescent desert buttonsSinging one familiar song...
Breast Cancer Awareness Project
Breast Cancer Awareness Project - Any that wish to participate choose a sfw and a topless photo. I will then photoshop a pink ribbon onto the photo and post it on my page. Only the sfw will be public and the topless photo will be open only to the friends here. There are no fellas on the page.
Ode To Tiger Woods!
Twas the night of Thanksgivingand out of the house,Tiger Woods came a-flyingchased by his spouse.She wheeled a nine ironand wasn't too merry,cause a bimbo's phone numbershe found on his Blackberry.He been cheating onpoor little Elin,and as each day went byanother woman came out squealing.He'd been on Holly, on Jamie,on Rachael, on Corrie,on Joshlyn, LaliekaTMZ had the story.From the top of the worldto above the fold,Tiger's evermore sordid taleit was told.With hostesses, waitresseshe had lots of sex,and when he wasn't hosin' 'emhe sent 'em hot texts.He crashed the Caddybut didn't call OnStar,yeah, he played "spank me Daddy"with a skanky ole porn star.He's been naughtyso with Santa he hasn't a chance,'cept a big lump of coalto match the lump in his pants.But despite all his cryinand beggin and pleadin,Tiger's wife went right outbought a new house in Sweden.And I heard her exclaimas she packed the Escalade,"if your gonna get laidthen I'm gonna get paid".And now she's not poutingin fact s
Dear John....
SILENCE. PAIN. I LAY ON THE FLOOR IN AN EMPTY ROOM. BLOOD, RUNNING OUT OF ME. I’VE JUST BEEN STABBED. NOT ONCE, NOT TWICE, BUT SEVERAL TIMES. IN THE BACK, IN THE FRONT. BUT THE MOST PAIN I FEEL, IS IN MY HEART. IT’S GETTING HARDER TO BREATHE. THE MORE I FIGHT TO STAY ALIVE, THE MORE BLOOD I SEEM TO LOOSE. WHY? WHAT DID I DO TO DESURVE THIS? LOVE. THAT’S ALL I GAVE YOU. EVERYTHING, MY ALL. MY HEART. YET HERE I LAY, ON THE FLOOR. DECIETFUL. LIAR. HEARTBREAKER. USER. YOU OUT OF ALL PEOPLE. I DID NOT EXPECT THIS. AS I SIT HERE IN SOLITUDE, THE MORE I THINK, THE MORE PAIN I FEEL, THE MORE BLOOD I LOOSE. IS IT WORTH IT? ALL OF THIS PAIN. NO. YOU NEVER CARED. YOU JUST SIT THERE. AND LET IT ALL GO BY. NOT CARING WHAT HAPPENS. NOT CARING ABOUT THE PAIN YOU JUST CAUSED. THE ONLY THING YOU FOCUS ON, IS HER. SHE IS YOUR “EVERYTHING”. YOU FEEL HAPPINESS, JOY, CONTENTMENT. IS IT REAL? THE FEELINGS YOU FEEL? EVERYTIME YOU KISS HER, A BONE IN MY BODY BREAKS. LAYING UNMOTI
I Am
I am ... A woman With a full heart, hidden Somewhere in an empty room ... With eyes not quite of autumn's gold, and yet Neither all of summer's green; I wonder ... If love is a tale made for children -- A granting of sweet dreams in their innocence -- A honey-coating to help their throats Choke down the bitter draught ... I hear ... A voice that whispers warnings, half-formed, Bodiless as hope, until I swear I cannot draw Another breath unless this spectre be unmasked, His lies mangled ‘neath my righteous tread; I see ... A woman, proud, uncompromising, Diaphanous as air -- less, even, than the tears That fall in desolation about her weary feet, Salt poison pooled upon the withered ground ... I want ... A measure of quietude, a certain silence, The echo of alone which heals me of dreaming, The nothing that stills the wanting, The numb, the cold that laughs at pain; I am A woman, hidden ... I pretend ... That I can live forever -- that Time Has no puissance but that which I afford
My Midget
Fetlife Events!!!!
welcome all! www.fetlife.com is having a Christmas Give Away of kinky/fetish items donated to them from various online stores. anything from corsets, vibrators, floggers, piercing kits, straightjackets.. you name it, its probably on the lis. you make 3 choices and they enter you for one of the three. anybody feel lucky?
Thoughts From Beyond The Living
hey first blog. put em up. LOL First and foremost i neeed to enter the newest theory that sprung from my mind today. health care is nothing more than a scam to force the general population to conform to neofacist docterins designed to clone us and then sterilize us so the World population growth can be dropped to nothing, allowing the government total control over our lives. Next........i'm at a lost, i not good about talking aboutt myself..... so please forgive if my thoughts are chaotic. oh i got stopped tonight. cop was going for glory bust. kept trying to get me to say i had drugs on me or in my car. which i didn't. but i also didn't have my liscence. which due to being so angry about not gettin his glory bust, he completely forgot about it, let me fof on a warning for failure to use my blinkers. freaking glory hounds.
Tis The Season
I want to wish Everyone Many Blessings during the Holidays... may all your dreams come true It is a time of renewal of the spirit... a time of growth I have been blessed with exploring a part of life that I have kept in the distance... I am finding peace again, a chance to heal and grow ... a chance at regaining the life I lost so long ago and I am thrilled and nervous about it ... but the calmness it brings me is from knowing that I will find myself again through this journey... I have been blessed. I wish this for every one of you ... a chance to see your lives become new again.. A chance to learn and grow ... a chance to step out of your box .. to stop hiding from the old and allow the new to embrace you. Thank you for allowing me in your lives Thank you for helping me to grow Many Blessings and much love for each of you this coming year and may we never lose the closeness that we have found with each other Much Love Dark
So I Ruined Xmas
SO I FUCKING RUINED XMAS1ST OFF DRINKING AN DRIVING IS LOT EASIER IN CAR THAN A SLEIGH . AN IF I WAS SANTA I WOULD VISIT ALL THE NAUGHTY GRRRLS 1ST , OK JEREMIAH UR SANTA LICENSE JUST GOT REVOKED .FUCKIN ELF STATUS SUX ASS . THE SLEEPING QUARTERS BLOW 2 . HAVE TO PUT LIKE 3 BEDS SIDE BY SIDE AN LAY LENGTH WISE . AN THE CIELING SO LOW CANT EVEN GET XCITED WITHOUT POKING HOLE IN THE FUCKING THING . WHO THE FUCK MAKES HOUSE OUTTA GINGERBREAD ANYWAYS ? WTF !!!U EVERY TRY GETTING ELF PUSSY ? YEH THEY DONT EVER GIVE IT UP !!! THEY ALWAYS LIKE OMG ITS SO BIG ! AN IM JUST LIKE BUT ITS ONLY FUCKING 2 INCHES ! AN IF I COULD EVEN GET IT IN OMG I BET THAT SHITS TIGHT !COULD DEFINITELY GET BUNCH POSITIONS THO ! 69 PROLLY NOT GOOD
Help Me Out
Please vote for My Nephew Whitmer Panters Goalie Austyn Roudebush in the BCSN Weekend Warrior. He deserves it.
F.s.i. Fags
This group of so nice individuals who don't know how to play fumafia, let alone keep fumafia in fumafia. They seem to think it's cool to fuown me, and rate me 1's. I am here for fumafia and fumafia only,
Stupid People
what the fuck is up with people nowadays.everyone thinks they are the shit i mean its ok to have some convidence but dont get stupid with it.And jealousy ok yeeah who fuckin cares who you date or your fu-married to just in case you didnt know fubar is fake its not real life so wake up dumbasses
Holy Crap
I just found out where the blog thingy was on here o_O, so Im writing a blog Blog blog bloggity blog blog You just wasted like 30 seconds of your life by reading this
Love With In The Night
It was a dark cold rainy night, the wind was loudand the lightening bright, rain was comeing down hardand the fog made it hard to see 40ft infront of you...
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Name:Age:Location:Height:Hair (color and style):Eyes:Piercings/tattoos:Phone Number:OTHER:1. Where would we go on dates?2. Who are three of your favorite bands/artists?3. Do you drink/smoke??4. Do you like the beach?5. If so...would you go with me late at night?6. Do you like movies?7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night?8. If you were to take me out to a movie would we watch the movie?9. If not what would we be doing?10. Do you play an instrument?11. If so...what?12. Would you call me right after we saw eachother to make sure i made it home alright?13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10?14. Favorite body part on a guy?15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself?16. What do people think about you?17. Would you give me kisses just because?What Would You do if...I said I liked you:I kissed you:I wanted to have sex with you:I touched your ass:I was hospitalized:I ran away from home:I got in a fight and you were there:I got dumped:I pissed you off:What
Retirement
It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying
Help?
So I never do this...But times are tight, money is short, and I'm screwed three ways to sunday.
Fu-mafia For Homos?????
A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo.She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps..He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt.As they walked through the ape exhibit,They passed in front of a large, silverblack gorilla.Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy.He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand and two feet he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand.He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink dress.The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny.He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggested that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin.She did... and the gorilla was about to tear the bars down."Now..... show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said. This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy
Colts!
Meanie Pants For Friends!!!
Nothing I ever do for you people is good enough... I HATE YOU ALL!
Life
A Man who displays sensitivity Will be a Master who is sensitive to you A Man who displays humility will be a Master who will show you respect A Man who is not afraid to cry will be a Master who understands your tears A Man who is quiet will be a Master who will hear your quietest whisper A Man who knows fear will be a Master who will not leave you to face yours alone A Man who will listen to a child will be a Master who will always work to understand your words A Man who can stand alone will be a Master who will not crush you under His weight A Man who controls Himself with ease will be a Master with the ability to control you in the same way A Man who does not have to prove His point will be a Master with many worthwhile points to share A Man who never makes demands will be a Master who treasures anything you give A Man who doesn't run after you will be a Master you will never need to run away from A Man who is calm will be a Master who can weather your storm
Anatomy Lesson
Time for yet another lesson. I know I said I was going to talk about my days as a wing man for the guys I hang out with, but this became important.
Christmas Spirit
So I have made to attempt to hide my dislike for the Christmas season, hell I STILL haven't even put up a Christmas tree even though my 9 year old won't shut up about it. Well, I broke down and wrapped a few Christmas presents for tomorrow night which include my 4 nieces.
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Futime
IT'S THE BEST THING TO SPEND IF YOU BORED YOU COME TO SPEND FUTIME AT THE FUBAR.
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Xmas From Alaska
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Politically Correct Holiday Greeting
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for anenvironmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2010, but not without due respect for thecalendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical disability, religious faith, choice of c
Best Christmas Card Ever.
Twas the Night Before Christmas and all through the house, the creatures were stirring yes, even the mouse. We tried melatonin and gave a hot bath but the holiday jitters they always distract. The children were finally all nestled in bed when nightmares of terror ran through my OWN head. Did I get the right gift...the right color and style?
Need Your Help!!!
I need any fu buck donations I need alot to level if you wish 2 help me COOL and Thank You so much hugz all just trying to level like all of you!!!
Glenn Debrum
merry christmas to everybody....
Show Them Some Love
Right this very moment as you are reading this in the comfort of your home with your loved ones all around there are young men and women from all over this great country putting it all on the line for our right to be here. Take 5 minutes and let them know that we care..That they are not alone and that no matter what you think about the reasons they are out there that they are supported. http://www.letssaythanks.com/Home1280.html
They Got Me!! Family Christmas 2009
People
I got to say one thing... Well more than one thing..but it all gos together. I am so freakin tired of people bitchin when I don't have time to talk to them..of people saying I am snobbin them..etc. 1:
True Story
True story written by my brother in law Alex.
The New Year To Come
As the year 2009 is
Live,laugh N Love
Two whispered soulsFrom across the roomWho have thoughtsof despair and gloom.But for just a moment They're lost in timeAnd spirits liftWhen smiles collide.Suddenly, they feelthat all's not lostKindred souls togetherA simple gesture's brought.A gentle lift of sunshineupon lips that cannot hideThe act of human kindnessWhen smiles collide.
Military Thoughts
I was fortunate enough to be in the USARMY for many years and had a lot of fun. I did get to travel to many places and do many things, most people do not get to do. I have lots
Obama Needs To Go
Because of obama, a terrorist got on a plane in Detroit, and the only reason it didn't blow up is because his bomb malfunctioned. "we need to find out why they don't like us and see if we can reason with them" THEY DON'T LIKE US BECAUSE WE DON'T FOLLOW THEIR RELIGION!!!! GET A FUCKING CLUE YOU RETARDED INBRED-ED FUCK!!!! Maybe we should just follow the Muslim religion, like he obviously wants us to do. I'm so disappointed in my country, and so far they're starting to be. The President's approval rating is the LOWEST it has EVER been in the history of ANY President of the U.S.A. Everyone blames Bush for the economy but the truth is the unemployment rate was decreasing with him in office up until jackass got elected. Ever since then, the unemployment rate has gone way back up, and NO it is NOT Bush's fault it is OBAMA'S fault because it has been one year since he was sworn into office and now things are messed up. You can't blame Bush anymore. Some people may be forgetting that the Presi
Letters From My Mother
any comments or advise is very much appriciated.
Getting Bling
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Welcome To The World Of Magical Sensations
Welcome to the World of Magical Sensations Where I Melanie Lang will be your Personal Undercoverwear agent. Here to assist you in a night of pampering yourself maybe with a nice Hot Dead Sea Salt Bath then slipping into a cozy Lounging outfit to relax for the evening, Or maybe assist yiou and your partner in finding that special something that will ignite the passion between you both, with Style and Sensuality.
Baby Make Me Ur Personal Princess
Playing Make Believe
I have been trying to keep a positive outlook on life.
2nd Alarm Hottie Coc (code Of Conduct)
Hopeful
Books
I have been included in the publishing of this two book project!
Spotlight Glory
So I have been on the Fu for two years (almost three) and I have never attempted to get the spotlight. Well I'm not to far away from Godfather and feel like getting the spotlight would help me reach it or at least get very very close. So I am calling on all my friends, and their friends and their friends to donate fubucks and your whoring out skills to me.
Katt Williams : Everyday I'm Hustlin'
Shattered Dreams
There was a time when I was blind, I couldn't see what was to be. Running through the shadows of life, testing fate with a double edged knife. Head long into a sea of despair, I blamed it on life, "it just isn't fair". Tearing at walls of darkness and gloom, I found a door at the end of the room. Turning the knob, full of fear, my beating heart is all I could hear. With one eye closed I opened the door, A calming glow crept across the floor. There in the light I could finally see, all the answers to all my dreams. With a voice as sweet as the wind, I could hear her call from somewhere within. "Come with me I’ll show you the way, this dark and careless place is nowhere to stay". Taking her hand we started to fly, up to the heavens beyond the sky. She showed me my faults, my crimes to man. And in an instant she let go of my hand. As I fell I thought I could see, a tear in her eye, is that meant for me? Like a song she whispered, "Can't you see, the path you walk has no place for me
Ramblings...
Most first blog entries are long and drawn out.. intro.. life story..or at least some summary of things that have happened since one joined a site..
Ratings
This past Saturday night I went to bed forgetting to close my Fubar account . Unfortunately for me , when my 20 year old son got off work
The Winners Circle
Check this shit out... So I kindly went and rated him an 11, and left a thank you comment :) This was his reply... Read the other comments on his page... WTF? Really? Doug@ fubar
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Fubar Hilarity
So for a bit of excitement yesterday, I was preyed upon by an advance fee fraudster posing as a Fubar member with a lonely heart. The pitch went kind of as follows:- The girl in question starts chatting to me. Within a couple of minutes she tells me how she's looking for someone to love her and how she's been let down in the past, blah blah blah. She feels she can trust me! After five minutes! Anyway, after literally two more minutes of groundwork she tells me how her rich English father has died, but the lawyers won't allow her to access her $2.7m inheritence until she has a 'man' (?) that can claim it for her (and, of course, take a cut of the proceeds). At this point she gives me details of her 'lawyer' to contact. The powers that be at Fubar (perhaps quite rightly) suggest that there is nothing they can do, such as delete her account, unless I have proof. As such, perhaps I shouldn't even reveal her Fubar identity here. So what do you think? Should I be exposing this person and
Rezz Inc.
Surveys And Shat
Dare you to tell me the last place you got kissed?Ex's placeHow do you feel right now?Blah. Just lazyWhen was the last time you were upset?about 36 hours ago.Will you talk to the person you like tonight?I don't like no one atm.What was the first thing you did this morning?woke up, had to recall the dream I was just having and said outloud "christ, vampires. again?!"What is the song you are listening to?I'm not listening to music atm.Do you have plans for tonight?um, as usual. it'll be centered around nothing alongside with trolling online and a hour or two of playing WoWWho are you most likely to be frustrated with?My brother.Do you like reading?Yes. Do I do it often? Not so much. I've not found a interesting read lately. Do you get the full 8 hours of sleep at night? Nope. Neva. Usually 6. 7 tops. Is there anything stressing you out currently?um, life. money. etc. But, gotta remember, according to others.. faith will take care of it all if we'll leave it alone. pft. faith aint bout
Sex Application
NAUGHTY APPLiCATiON" Best and hottest one will get a reply......1. Your Name:2. Age:3. Favorite position (s)?4. Do you think I'm hot?5. Would you have sex with me?6. lights on or off?7. Would you have to be drunk?8. Would you take a shower with me?9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me?10. Would you leave after or stay the night?11. Do you like cuddling afterwards?12. Condom or skin?13. Do you give Oral pleasures?14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures?15. Have sex on the first date?16. Would you kiss me during sex?17. Do you think I would be good in bed?18. Threesome?20. How many times would you like to cum?21. Would you use me as a booty call?21. Can I use you as a booty call?22. Do you like foreplay?23. What is foreplay to you?24. Can we take pictures of the act?25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
My Peanut
I am 9 weeks and 6 days My baby's heart rate is 165 beats per minute I didn't get a picture cause it looks like a little bean. but you could see its legs a kicking.... I said its twitching. Jeff says it has A.D.D. which of course it does coming from him... (swear to god) I believe in Ritalin. I cant stop smiling cause my baby was twitching... Next time Jan 23 be there for pics.... Wicked and Fetus.
How To Make Love Cake
Ingredients: 4 Laughing eye4 Well-shaped legs4 Loving arms2 Firm milk containers2 Nuts1 Fur lined mixing bowl1 Firm banana Directions: 1. Look into laughing eyes 2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms 3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently 4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results, continue to knead milk containers 5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight) 6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls. Notes: 1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use. 2. Do no lick mixing bowl after use. 3. If cake rises, leave town.
Random Men Bullshit.
hi...is your submissive behaviour as good as your outer appearance? i message you, because i have seen you while i was roaming arround the profiles...i am looking for an online-sub. when you are interested in bdsm related chats, cam-to-cam chats, tasks, exercises and when you would like to know more, just send me a message. it would be really nice to talk with you about this...have you ever thought about serving someone? to serve someone mentally or sexually... to take care about somebodys needsto talk with me about mental or sexual desires... to act as submissive for me. a dominant who tells you what to do, how to react and that takes care of your submissive needs if you have some?to please me mentally or sexually... to act as submissive on command... to know how it is to serve as submissivetake a look at my profile and blog. i am sure you will like what you see there. exspecially my bdsm related pictures.feel free to contact me when you are curious about it. my yahoo: misterak20 msn:
My World Is Spinning And Not In A Good Way
I have been taking Cymbalta 160mg since September 16 for my depression. My psychiatrist was giving me samples because I don't have insurance and this medication costs out the ass without it. Well about a week ago, I ran out of samples and called to get more samples and my regular quack doctor wasn't there and the one on call refused to give me any samples. Now you are not supposed to just stop depression medications because of the increased risk of suicide attempts, seizures, and a crap load of other bad shit, you are supposed to be weaned off them.
R.i.p Mr. Dough
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71..Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers..
Remebering
I sit her thinking about the yr ending in 2 days , its got me thinking. Another decade is gone and what do i remember. I remember the loss of 2 cusions, Kevin and John both gone to soon .. john at 15 and just a month ago. My Uncle Joe, lost him last week. And most of all my Grandpa @ yrs ago . I miss them and always will.
Something To Make Me Appreciate What I Have
I never posted anything before but when I was on shift tonight I seen this video by, Mo'nque "I Coulda been your Cellmate" that made me appreciate and love how strong women are. So please take your time and just watch and I hope you understand the meaning behind it. Thank you
Real Stupidity...
LOL this person didnt look at my profile and was stupid enough to say they were 20 when their profile says 19, and they only got the account 12 days ago, then on top of it all they post professional looking pictures a whole 2.... what sadest is there are idiots that will believe them.. http://fubar.com/user/3706024 carla: Hi, how are you? I am carla and i am 20 and i am looking for a hot guy to play with or maybe a serious relationships to share my life with so, i attached my picture here so you can see my looks.. or maybe we can talked on private window.. I am online on my y=a=h=o=o and just add me, its carlasmith08=@=y=a=h=o=o.=c=o=m or (just remove the = sign to read my email addy) or just give me your email ID.. hope to talk to you soon.. I am badly waiting for you.. thanks for reading my message.. see ya!.. its me its my pleasure to meet you we can chat anytime you want.. to get more of each other... we can chat now.. love to see you soon carla...
A New Year Is Coming....
For all of you who understand the powerful call of the full moon this New Years Eve is going to hold a very special significance...Not only will it be the final full moon of 2009 it will also be the second full moon in December...making it what is commonly referred to as a "Blue Moon"...Here is a little information you may all find enlightening:
Sb Fun
how does someone forget about 3 children? how does someone go one creating a new life forgetting the life they left behind? the mind is amazing but the soul knows........... how does one not hurt for the pain and absense their children feel? how does one pay for this? how does one quell murderous rage?
You're Amazing...
Besides being insanely gorgeous, this woman is also intelligent, self-sufficient, talented, and above all, the only person in this world who knows me completely! Without her, sometimes, I'd be so lost! It's also her birthday, so go show her mad love! ♥♥ Compa$$ ♥♥ ~E.C.S.~ ♥♥@ fubar
Retarded
RETARDED
Love
A SoulMate is someone who will have an instantaneous effect on youMake you weak in the kneesTake your breath awayWith a single glance they can lessen the burdenWith a simple smile..touch your heartYou will feel a total connection to this personThey will touch you so deeply on so many levelsthat you will want to share your inner most secretsThis person will make you feel like your a god or a goddessThey will forever change your life..sometimes for better or worseWith your SoulMate you will feel a deep yearninga compelling energy drawing you to themYou will find safety with this personYou will knowingly let go of all of your defences as a deep empathic bond is formedThere is something about the passion you share with a SoulMate that goes so far beyond just the physical bodyFor a moment in time you two are the only ones who exist in the universe. Hearts beating in rhythm as your souls have intertwined themselves becoming one. Soon you begin to lose trackof where you begin and your partner
Freaking Bombing Etiquette
1) Read status of bomber for christ sake!!!!
Love
Every time I think about you,I'm reminded of the reasonswhy I love you from the depthof my heart and soul.And I wonder what I'ddo without you,without your healing smile,your words of faith,the caring and sensitive wayyou word
New Years Eve
So, on New Years Eve or tonight for that matter since it is so early in the AM I will be hanging out in the Den of Iniquity lounge where my good friend MFKN Seabreeze will be on cam in her sexy attire and possibly getting nakey. She says that she will also be fublinging people who are in the lounge when it hits Midnight MST time. (For those in other time zones it's 1am CST, and 2am EST.) I am sending her a little love and advertisement here today!!! :D EDIT:: Change of plans on my part. Everyone should still stop by the Den of Iniquity tonight around midnight PST even if I am not there. If you give me credit I might get fublinged as well! I will try to be home in time for the party in the lounge, but my plans have been changed and I am needed to watch the bf's little brothers for an indefinant amount of time. Have a great New Year if I do not get on to tell everyone!
Fuckers
What up FUCKERS, im BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yea i have been gone for awhile but im back you fuckers. I added some new pix as well so o check em an hit me up!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING FREAKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blogs
1. Do you think you can get through it without answering "I don't know"? Yes 2. Are you involved with anyone?
Naughty Stories
This is a work of fiction.
Getting To Know Me, The Real Me....
Over the last month, Fubar has changed for me. It has been brought to my attention that no one really knows much about me or where I am coming from. This has led to some drama to my friends and myself, people assuming I am this or that, I am NOT one to write much, especially about myself. Everyone is different and everyone wants to know different things, about a person. TRUST is big with me, I am not just going to open up my life and my family to anyone on here. I am a private guy, quiet, honest and truthful. I won't sit here and fill peoples heads full of crap to get things or ask for it, not my style......that's a different topic all together. I am not shy, actually very open and will talk to most about anything, I am single, and I do admit I am a flirt at times, to me it's the way I compliment, to me it is my way of trying to make someone smile and feel special, I mean no harm......but also I see that most do not take the time to get to know me back.....and most actually go tell 20
Cool Giveaway
There is an awesome giveaway for adults on fetlife.
Cool Shit
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Life In General
Well here it is ppl my very first Blog here on Fubar.And its going to be a good one lol . Well as you all know I am still a bit new here so I would like to tell you a lil about me . I am Velvet Thorne, and the name fits me sooooooooo well. I can be just a smooth as Velvet until you rub me the wrong way then watch out cause the Thorne will pierce your side. I don't like getting that way so that is why I ask you all to call me just Velvet. I have the life of any other single mother has. Raise my kids go to school and well try and have a life of my own. Well that is the deal right there the life I want well I will more than likely never have. So I am just going to set back and take everything day by day and see where it goes. So i go now back into my lil hole and and see where and what life brings me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Midnight
That show was off the hook have to almost a whole year to watch the 3rd season can't wait!!!!!
The Winner Of My Auction!!
2010
So... I'm super fat so my new years resolution should probably be to lose weight...get out of debt....yadda yadda yadda... but I'm going with something different. I'm not chasing friends down anymore....
Passion69
happy new years to all my fubar friends and dont forget to get absolutly fubar--- fucked up beyound all recordnition.
*~*foxxxy Nyla's Birthday Bash*~*
New Year
Happy New Year to all !!! I hope the new year brings you everything you have worked so hard for last year! and enjoy this year you may not get to see the poeple you seen last year .tell them you love them we are not promesed tomarrow only today.
Thank Y Ou
Thank you my friend, You who always seems to call when i am about to fall. you who hears when I have fears. You who makes me sing by sharing
Thanks
Well I finally made it to ANGEL. With a lot of help from some great friends. First and foremost I want to say thank you to my beautiful and loving girlfriend, Brittany Brutality. Without you buying the bombs and auto's I would have never made it as far as I did. And lets not forget all the pimp outs either. I love you my Princess.
Happy New Years
2010 ♥
What im gonna do this year of many things is definally lose at least 75 lbs, to make myself healthy. To quit smoking and make myself happy. To help my friends more than i did last year and to try harder. To get back into school, smile more often because for all i know, i could die tomarrow. My biggest one is to keep the man in my life right now, to make him smile, and everything. What do you guys think?
Stay
I walk to the edge again, Searching for the truth Taken by the memories Of all that I've been through If I could hear your voice, I know that I would be okay I know that I've been wrong, But I'm begging you to stay Won't you stay? Will you be here or will I be alone? Will I be scared? You'll teach me how to be strong If I fall down, will you help me carry on? I cannot do this alone I wish that I could turn back time, Just to have one more chance To be the man I need to be I pray you'll understand If I could hear your voice, I know that I would be okay I know that I've been wrong, But I'm begging you to stay Won't you stay? Will you be here or will I be alone? Will I be scared? You'll teach me how to be strong If I fall down, will you help me carry on? I cannot do this alone I need your hand to help me Through this time again Nothing compares to how I feel When I look at you You never know, you never know tomorrow You never know, you never know tomorrow Don
Back Up
I hear the words you say to me I see the way you look at me I know what's on your mind so Stand up get up back up now Just stay away I know the fear you hold inside I know what's weighing on your mind There's nothing you can do so Stand up get up back up You're reaching out just to be like me But you've fallen short Still you're following me You had the chance to bring me down But there's nothing left So just stay away from me You can't stand to see my face To know you'll never take my place There's nothing you can do but Stand up get up back up now Just stay away I feel the hate you push on me I see the things that you can't see I know what's on your mind so Stand up get up back up It's not the things you say to me It's not the things that I believe You try to bring me down So stand up get up back up now Just stay away
Running Out Of Pain
As he raises his hand you begin to understand That no love is worth the hate that you feel Now you're running out of pain And all these feelings feel the same So you close your eyes and wish it all away And I lie awake and I try to say Anything I know just to ease your pain But you hide away where no one can see And it's only you that can set you free Now the time has come again So you reach deep down within To find the strength that you have buried there As you turn to walk away you can still hear him say You'll never make it in this world alone And I lie awake and I try to say Anything I know just to ease your pain But you hide away where no one can see And it's only you that can set you free You try to fight (you try to fight) You hide the pain (you hide the pain) You walk away, you never will again You try to fight (you try to fight) You hide the pain (you hide the pain) You walk away, you never will again And I lie awake and I try to say Anything I know just to ease your pa
In My Head
I'm reaching out without a sound My pride falls to the floor again Inside my mind I search to find A place just to call my own Deep inside your eyes I am blinded by your love Still I run so far just to find that I'm alone again In my head I hear you calling me And I can't run 'Cause there's nothing left for me When I fall you always follow me deep inside Deep inside Deep inside of my head I just can't last as these feelings pass Once again I hide the pain inside The smile wears thin and the lies begin To bring me down again Deep Inside your eyes I am blinded by your love Still I run so far just to find that I'm alone again In my head I hear you calling me And I can't run 'Cause there's nothing left for me When I fall you always follow me deep inside my head When I run I run so far away from you I hide the pain and all the lies deep inside again And all my faith I put in you This time you take it all away In my head I hear you calling me And I can't run 'Cause there's nothing
Jenns Piece Of Mind!
Jenn Jenn is going for NIGHT RIDER at Reset on Sunday August 16th at midnight!!! Click the banner below to like her profile!! Come like often!!!
Hey Love
Looking back on everything I've done I never thought I'd find the one To share the dreams that only I had seen Locked in the deepest part of me I took a chance to lay it on the line There was nothing left to hide behind If you never love then you may never lose And I hope I'll always be with you Now I'm screaming Hey love won't you leave your touch On this heart that's broken I can't breathe when you're not here Hey love won't you lift me up On the wings that fly higher than the stars That shine above Thinkin back on everything we've done We watched the waves drown the sun We shared a dream that both us had seen And we made it our reality We found a way to stand the test of time All of our doubts were left behind If you never love, then you may never lose And I hope I'll always be with you Well I'm screamin' Hey love won't you leave your touch On this heart that's broken I can't breathe when you're not here Hey love won't you lift me up On the wings that fly higher than the stars
Your Last Breath
Your Last BreathRedefining Your PrioritiesProcrastination is an almost universal human habit and one that infiltrates nearly every aspect of our lives. Modern existence is so complex, and much of what we long to do is left to wait by the side. We know what is important but tend to let the weight of worldly pressures lead us astray. To get back on track, however, we need only take a moment to consider where our thoughts will be as we take our last breath on this earth. More likely than not, at that instant, disagreements, bills, petty annoyances, and other frustrating elements of our lives will no longer seem as significant as they once did. Thoughts of loved ones and the positive impact we had on the world would no doubt occupy our remaining thoughts. Whatever we imagine ourselves musing upon during our last breath will almost always be representative of what truly matters to us. This simple exercise introduces us to a new way of thinking. While our attention is drawn momentarily to th
Winter
Well I got a winter jacket like I needed. It is alittle small and it sucks I like it and I might be pregnant so now i will need to get another one that is bigger.
Fumafia
please join my mob, need all the help i can get. just go to the link in the subject.
Cause For Celebration
Cause for CelebrationHonoring Everyday Life
Looking 4 Fu Hubby
I AM A GOOD HEARTED WOMAN THATS LOOKIN FOR A SWEET FU HUBBY THAT CAN SPOIL ME LIKE I SHOULD BE I PROMISE TO SPOIL BACK IN ANYWAY THAT MAKES YOUR DAY A BETTER DAY AND PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE, ALL APPLICANTS APPLY WITHIN, LOVE YA ALL MOLLY,
Ch Of My Life
Random Chapters of my Life
Prison
it is shitty that im going to prison january 22nd for ten years and nobody will even miss me cause i no longer have friends here in my town cause they wont be able to write me cause their lives are to busy to think of someone other then them selfs
Love
The worst thing is holding on to someone who doesn't want to be held onto. Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you.The thing about falling in love is that if you do it right, you'll never hit the ground. Life is too short to be anything but happy.So kiss slowly. Love deeply. Forgive quickly. Take chances & never have regrets. Forget the past but remember what it taught you. Sometimes, you just have to smile, pretend everything's okay, hold back the tears and walk away. If you want to see the rainbow you must go through the rain. If you want True Love you must go through the pain. Woman were made from a man's rib, not from his head to be superior, not from his feet to be walked on, but from his side to be equal, from under the arm to be protected, and from next to his heart to be loved.
Firey Kiss
Form the darkest pit of my heartthe breaking of a lost love the love that left you in painthrowing you in to the dark pitsleaveing you with nothingfilled with painheart covered in sorrowtrun to stone and hatenothing but a cold stone of hateshaveing your wworld in to the darknessmakeing you so lonelypraying for noone helpwanting nothing but death to come for youholding close the darknessno more love to hold on toono more hope left to cling tonothing but the darkness of painthe cold touch of sorrow and the firey kiss of hate
How I'm Doing
I am still in Afghanistan for now. I have a couple months left and then I'll be home. I'm on here to make friends and help with boredom that I sometimes feel here. I can't wait to get home and finish my service here and get back home to my friends and family. Ready to have an Ice Cold beer too.
F.u.4.c.
F.U.4.C ( Fubarians United 4 Christ) Believe it or not....there are a lot of Christians on Fu.
According To You!
According to you I'm stupid, I'm useless, I can't do anything right. According to you I'm difficult, hard to please, forever changing my mind. I'm a mess in a dress, can't show up on time, even if it would save my life. According to you. According to you. But according to him I'm beautiful, incredible, he can't get me out of his head. According to him I'm funny, irresistible, everything he ever wanted. Everything is opposite, I don't feel like stopping it, so baby tell me what I got to lose. He's into me for everything I'm not, according to you. According to you I'm boring, I'm moody, you can't take me any place. According to you I suck at telling jokes cause I always give it away. I'm the girl with the worst attention span; you're the boy who puts up with that. According to you. According to you. But according to him I'm beautiful, incredible, he can't get me out of his head. According to him I'm funny, irresistible, everything he ever wanted. Everything is opposite, I don't feel l
Murphy's Love Laws
Murphy's love laws •All the good ones are taken. •If the person isn't taken, there's a reason. •The nicer someone is, the farther away he is from you. •Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant. This constant is always zero. •The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them. •Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position. •The best things in the world are free --- and worth every penny of it. •Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction. •Nice guys (girls) finish last. •The good ones die first. •If it seems too good to be true, it probably is. •Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else. •The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings. •Nothing improves with age. •No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite t
Divine Love
Divine Love is not human 'romantic' love. It is of a spiritual nature, it is all-encompassing and unconditional. Divine Love is often attributed only to God and/or spiritual beings. Yet as we are all sparks of the Creator (the Divine), and as the Creator IS LOVE, we are therefore also Love - Divine Love is who we really are, yet in our human state and using mostly only our five senses, we have forgotten this and we perceive other people and animals and nature as 'separate' from ourselves. But we are all made of the same 'stuff' and are all therefore "ONE and all connected. This is confirmed on a scientific level with Quantum Physics. It is our perception of separateness that causes all the woes we have in this world. What we do to one, we do to ourselves. There is NO separateness, only ONE-NESS.
Stuff
Recap of 2009.JANUARYWho kissed you last new years?Damian over a cameraDid you have a New Year's Resolution this year?yesDoes it snow where you live?yupDo you like hot chocolate?its okHave you ever been to Times Square to watch the ball drop?yeaFEBRUARYWho was your Valentine?DamianWhen you were little did you buy Valentine's for the whole class?yeaDo you care if the groundhog sees its shadow or not?noWhat did you receive for valentine's day?a mothers ring and the day offMARCHAre you irish?MHMMDo you like corned beef and cabbage?ewwWhat did you do for St Patrick's Day?family sruffAre you happy when winter is pretty much over?YEAAAPRILDo you like the rain?sureDid you play an April fool's joke on anyone this year?NOPEDo you get tons of candy for Easter?yeaDid you celebrate 4/20?noDo you love the month of April?love is a strong wordMAYWhat is your favorite flower?OrchidsFinish the phrase "April showers…":BRING MAY FLOWASSSDo you celebrate May 16th: National Piercing Day?YESIs May an
Info And Rules For Winning Vip In Feb..trivia Contest
#1. ENTRY FEE OF 100,000 FU-BUCKZ OR A BLING SENT TO ME TO EVEN ENTER AND TRY TO WIN. #2. NO RESEARCHING INTERNET FOR ANSWERS (A COUPLE YOU'LL NEVER FIND) #3. THE VERY 1ST ONE W/ALL CORRECT ANSWERS WILL BE THE FEB VIP WINNER. #4. MOST IMPORANTLY, THERE SHALL BE ANSWERS ONLY IN A PM--NOT A SHOUTBOX. SHOUTBOXING WILL DISQUALIFY YOU--REGARDLESS. #5. THE TRIVIA QUESTION ARE FROM TV SHOWS FROM THE LATE 80'S'S TIL NOW. GOOD LUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♥≈•*•CoverMeWithBiKi
Feb Vip
QUESTIONS:
Salute Time Again!
Rastist Bastard
wow ppl really fuckin annoy me!!! i mean really why would u send a message stating "U ARE SO VERY SEXY AND U ARE WHITE WHY U WANNA BE WITH UGLY ASS NIGGERS AND SPICS EEEWWWWWW STAY WHITE" because of ppl like him i cant stant da white race they so damn ignorant!!! and i honestly hope dat one day he will get his ass beat for sayin shit like dat or better yet dat his daughter marry a man out side of da white race and have many babies wit him. so if u feel da need 2 wanna check out da person dat said dis shit here u go http://www.fubar.com/user/928058
Happy New Year Friends.
Hi Friends Happy New Year to all of you, hope it will be a awesome new year it is now 2010 wow imagine that so hard to think I been on here sence 2006 wow I have made alot of good awesome friends and had some good time and great times and bad times of course like we all have this site of course is something else it was alot better back then as cherry tap but of course we all know times and things are for ever changing who knows mite change again sometime huh. I have made some awesome new friends so far this new year and also last yr of course still have a few old good friends from my first start of the day back in 2006 never thought id be on a site this long wow and still single on top of that hmmm hehe but of course those who know me or of me on here know that there is a reason why I am single and stay that way but of course for those who read this and don't know well the reason is because I collect pet snakes its posted right on the front page of this profile even in big letters but
Cranky!
I am pregnant and hormonal and cranky....
Why Do I Try
i like this girl and i hope see knows that i do, i would treat her great and love her and protect her. i just hope she sees that, i have been thru a lot in the past. all i want is a chance, thats all anybody can really ask for in life. i deserve a shot. i want to know her as a person and not just as a girl to have sex with.
Crazy And Hopeful
Great times never do last long.
Truth...
http://www.fubar.com/blog/327500/1093981......My soon to be ex, husbands page... his blogs are full of half truths ..... i have the plice reports if anyone would like to see them... he would hit me, put his hands around my throat so that i couldnt breathe, and force me to have sex, when i did not feel well or was in pain... and since june i have been tryin to get a divorce from him, but he is being a child and wont sign the papers, i have known my current man for how long i have known him, but i am only now pregnant... i admit that, but then again i would be married to my soon to be husband if he would have picked up his papers in louisianna, and as for child support, we dont need his filthy drug and whoring money,... this is the truth.
My New Website
I have completely recreated my Pryze Media portfolio website from the ground up. Let me know what you guys think. http://www.pryzemedia.com For the Tech heads, I built it in Flash using AS3 Class based code.
Minor Drivel
Are you a Monster? Are you a Freak? Will you be my Friend! Or have you lost your way. With trouble to pay, When you come to your journey's end? Empyrium Lullaby
Archery
I have a question for anyone that knows anything about archery. I have been searching online ALL week for this answer and got no help, so I am asking any of you that may know. I have a dual cam compound bow that I shoot and have it marked at a 55-60lb draw with 80% let off. I bought some arrows that are size 400 rather than 500 that I normally shoot. Is it possible to use a 125 grain broadhead and still get the 330fps without dropping off at the end of the flight or do I need to go get 100grain? I'd really hate to have to buy new broadheads so if you know, or find the answer online for me, you'd be greatly appreciated by me!! Thanks again!
Pain
when you find the one you have looked for for so long. you can be unprepared and not be able to change things from your past . and some how they hurt you even if you are trying to do good. I have been a friend to some one and things that have happened in the past are now changing what my future holds.I not sure what i can do . I am scared angry and upset. i feel enraged.I got manipulated in to being a friend to some one who didn't exsist and I was decent enough to at least hear them out and now if ruining what i could only hope for . which is my one chance at love.I met the best woman in the world in the biggest dump online and the wolves ripped it apart.didnt have much of a chance from the start I guess. but I sit here torn and hurting thinking why I even get up in the morning or should I just fucking say it usually in the afternoon. seems like this life is barley worth getting up for .the few people that are real friends are few. the rest are after either money what you have or what
X Mas Mob Style
'Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella Not a creature was stirrin', Cuz I had a gun unda my pilla.
Lie To Me
Our candle burns awayThe ashes full of liesI gave my soul to youYou cut me from behindNowhere to run and nowhere to hideYou're scared of the truth, I'm tired of the liesCuz who I am, is where you wanna beDon't act like an angelYou fallen againYou're no super heroI found in the endSo lie to me once againAnd tell me everything will be alrightLie to me once againAnd ask yourself before we say goodbyeWell goodbyeWas it worth it in the end...You said you were there for meYou wouldn't let me fallAll the times I shared with youWere you even there at all?Nowhere to run and no where to hideYou're scared of the truth, I'm tired of the liesCuz who I am, is where you wanna beDon't act like an angelYou fallen againYou're no super heroI found in the endSo lie to me once againAnd tell me everything will be alrightLie to me once againAnd ask yourself before we say goodbyeWell goodbyeWas it worth it in the endWhy'd you have to up and run awayA million miles awayI wanna close my eyes and make believeTha
Engaged To My Lifetime Love!
A romantic candle lit bath....and these were some of the words that I'll share....So he says.....it's kind of weird to think that 30 years ago we took baths together which makes this really appropriate....to which I said huh?.....then he popped the ring out of the water
Baby Names
We just found out we are having our first baby together and are so excited:) we could use a lil help coming up with some names both boy and girl names. Thanks for any thoughts on names.
Mini Me
April Fresh
ANYWAYS I JUST GOT ANOTHER JUG OF DETERGENT, AND IT'S TITLE OF FRAGRANCE IS "APRIL FRESH" IT SMELL'S WONDERFUL!!. YA KNOW REALLY I WOULD LIKE TO MEET THE FUCKER WHO CAME UP WITH THE NAME AND PUNCH HIM IN THE JUNK, ITS A FUCKING LIE, U DON'T EVER SMELL WONDERFUL FLOWERS AND SUCH IN APRIL, I ALL GET IS THE SMELL OF UNTHAWING(SPELLING?....LOL)
My Interest
im interested in meeting fellow ball python breeders and owners. for future trades purchases and
You Just Need To Know!
And Now For Something Completely Different
"A bit late to be nervous now isn't it?" I asked Leah as I spun her around and pressed her chest against the wall. She didn't reply, but didn't struggle either as I bent her left arm behind her back and snapped the first handcuff into place around her wrist.
Wildthing9959
life can really mess u up. exspeacaily after ur husband of 18 yrs divorces u then a year later comes back into ur life,buys u a wedding ring and then a week later leaves u again for another women!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I Hate This Place Fubar
what the fuck cant i delete my fuckin page i dont want to be on here but everytime i try to delete it the fuckin bouncer id guy wont let me even when i type in the right letters its fuckin stupid and im gonna keep talkin shit until i get help fuck this place
Are You Sorry
Friday, December 11, 2009
My First Job On Fubar
please help me i need my friends here on fubar to join fubar/lounge/satinsensation
Wisdoms
Rating
I AM GOING FOR BROKE!!!! FRIDAY, JANUARY 08, 2010 **** 2PM TIL 2AM FUTIME **** WHAT I AM LOOKING FOR??? BOMBERS, RATERS & BLINGERS!!!!
Ok, What Do You Think
Ok, so i wanna pose a question to the world. more particularly to all you single, or "semi single" people out there. Do you really enjoy being single. I mean sure maybe a few years ago when you were 18 19 or 20 yeah, bein single was fine then. cuz you were in college or you were getting your carreer started, or you were takeing that break in europe. whatever, anyway, now....now do you enjoy being single? Now that your 24 25 or 26 or older? Now that your out of college, now that your carreer is started and off and running, and your "too old" to be seen at some of those party scenes you went to back in the day, now do you really enjoy that single status, no ring havein, sleepin with people every night but still always wakein up alone status? I pose to you that i really hate bein single now. I wish i could find that girl, that one that will last a lifetime. but i think that is my problem. I think that because i am so ready for commitment that i come on too strong and scare away a perfect
Completely Serious Issue!
I live with 3 males.... I have some hygiene issues with these males that I need
Completely Serious Issue!
Ok I think ive put up with just about enough lately... Im so tired of being let down and people assuming they know me... Im tired of hearing me vent Im tired of having to explain to people why i do crap.. I actually considered deleting my profile earlier this week.. This is what you need to know and you choose to make a choice whether you want to be friends with me or not... then re add me later cause im deleting everyone! OH and if your coming to read this and your hiding fuck have some balls and say im here i hate you if that's how you fucking feel...
Hello
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I thought about you all last night.And through until the mornings light kissed my cheek.When I stepped outside the days beauty knocked me off my feet.I forgot to think of you.Forgot to worry about us.This day was so beautiful just for me.And as the sun set and the shadows grew,My heart broke again and I sat longing for you.And as I tried to sleep I tossed and turned in our bed.Going back and forth with "what ifs" and getting lost in my head.Why do I feel you're absence so deeply in the dark?I'm all alone even when I am not.Our memories haunt me, but I think of all you've taught me."Don't miss me" you say..."I'm always with you and never too far. Now is just time for you to aim for the stars. Follow your dreams and keep me in your heart, and no matter what remember I love you and remember who you are."Words you've left me that I keep so near.I say them to myself when I am the most full of fear.I don't know how to be brave with you gone.I don't know how to be strong without you to lean o
My First Fu
i m a single mom looking for somone to love
Broken
my head is spining with pain my eyes are burnin with tears my heart is brokein by love ive worked my ass off to get this amount of clean time i have ive never been very good at shareing my feelings i opened up my heart to a girl i love she kicked my ass i want to toss all this love and careing shit in the trash go kick some ones ass.ive become such a coward scared to act out on my pain and hate they tell me this to shall pass pray go 2 meetings share my feelings and fears been ten days i want to use this hasnt come to pass ive seen her with him she looks as if shes happy told i should pray for her her im the one whos goin down the pipe
The Stir Of Silence
One whisper upon your lips, Those Silent words i long to kiss. The hum in your breathe, It's rythmn of silence scare me to death. A hush so suprised, This feeling deep with in what a rush. The stir of silence takes on the meaning of sadness, Yet this is my guidance. The breeze among the leaves, It is singing it's melody to you and me. Chirping birds dance through the sky, We watch them dance on by. Many Stars light up the night, So silent yet so bright. The stir of silence fill the air, I want to reach your soul to consume you with, love and care. So this stir of silence is pure, This stir of silence is our hearts only cure.
Sensual Touch
That look, I am hooked, The sound, I feel you all around. The way you feel, So sensual oh so real. When I kiss you the world around me slips away. So passionate so sweet, Our bodies melt together as they meet. I feel your skin of fire, We slide together with lust. Full filling every desire. You put your hands in mine, As we thrust with a rythmn in time. Sensual touch, I long for this oh so much.
I'm Always There
I'm always there when you close your eyes, No matter how far away heaven seems to be. I'm always there when you reach for me. In the night no matter how empty your bed seems to be. Im always there when the tears blurr your site, No matter how hard it is to see. You say
World War Ii Water Girls
My Grandfather has Dimentia, My sister, and me were watching him over the summer in 2009.
Naught App
"!!NAUGHTY APPLICATION !!!Your Name:Age:Location:1.Favorite position:2.Do you think I'm cute?.3.Would you have sex with me?4.lights on or off?5.Would you have to be drunk?6. Would you take a shower with me?7.Have you ever thought about having sex with me?8.Would you leave after or stay the night?9.Do you like cuddling afterwards?10.Condom or skin?11.Have sex on the first date?12.Would you kiss me during sex13.Do you think I would be good in bed /?14.Would you use me as a booty call?15.Can I use you as a booty call?16.Can we take pictures of the act?17.How long would we have sex?18.Would you tell your friends about me?19.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend?20. Will you fill this out & send it back to me?"Also
The Stimulus Math
Despite the startling job figures released this week, there are signsthat the nation's economy is finally starting to improve; the endof the recession may be in sight. But why is the economy improving,and is this improvement sustainable? Many on the left are hailing the President's $787 billion "stimulus"package as the key behind the budding economic turnaround. These samefolks support the President's proposal for a third stimulus spendingpackage to give the economy a final boost into recovery. But they aremissing one critical point: as Heritage Foundation economist BrianRiedl explains, "government spending does not stimulate economicgrowth." In a new analysis, Riedl debunks liberal myths about stimulusspending, details the long history of failed stimulus packages andprovides sound alternatives that offer real economic revitalization.The Myth: Government can spend its way into prosperityStimulus advocates make what is, on the surface, a plausible argument.They often attribute recessi
Having Fun
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Getting To Know Me
I am a student going to school majoring in psychology and minoring in CMIS.
Didnt Think I Needed To Repeat Myself Again
i have pics that are private and there are reasons why they are private. dont come running to me asking to see them it wont happen. and then dont bitch and curse at me when i tell you no.they are my pics and i will do what i want with them and let who I WANT see them. the choice isnt up to you its up to ME and me only. oh and especially if i just add you dont
+wanted Fu Bf +
Hey everyone it's Tiffany A.K.A Psycho.T I'm looking for a man to call mine and before you ask me to be your's here's a list of things I'm seeking for in my man. 1.)He has to have the same intrest as me. 2.)He has to love the same types of music as me. 3.)His age has to be below "30" 4.)He must have a great sense of humor like me! 5.)He must not be clingy or a very crontrol person. 6.)He's not shy and has a bit of a wild side like me. Thoes are the main things I see in my man so if that's you message me and we shall chat. ~Bye!
Sliding Through Life
Just sliding through life is never good enough for anyone. If you have to try harder, even just a little, it will make you better and stronger (i hope it would at least). I think all the things I've gone through have done that for me. Easy roads arent always the best ones. We think they are, because they take less effort, but look at the people you have respected in your life. They were usually the people who made it when the going wasnt easy. People who have survived and grew from all the pain. I know I did. The ones who had it easy dont have a hell of a lot going for them. Its the others, those of us, who have climbed the mountains with our heads banged up, our faces scratched, and our shins bleeding, who were worth knowing. They(we) had the ability to be able to share and pass along the things weve seen and been through and to be able to leave our footprints on those roads that the weaker dared never to travel.
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Short Stories
There she was. Again. As I was looking out from my bathroomwindow. Third day in a row I see her standing under a tree, not close enough to recognize her. But still... I've lived here for 12 years now, never have I seen someone standing under the tree before. My gut tells me it's her. Can't be someone else. I finish shaving and decide to go for a walk. It's my day off and since there's nothing else I have to do, I'm going to check it out. It's on my way to the store as well, in case it was a false alarm. Once outside I hate myself for leaving my appartment. It's too damn cold to go for a walk, so I really hope she's still there. One might say I'm a nosy person. Last night I was laying awake for hours. Thinking who the woman might be. Don't know why she was standing there in the street, but she was looking at my windows. Not anyone else's. Damn. She's not there anymore. There's nobody under the tree. There's not a single person in the street. Too damn cold. Was it only a dream? Some
Contests That Don't Conform To The Rules Set
I would like to know if anyone else has a problem in getting payouts for specific days with the right amouts posted. This is like the third time I have tried to get into the rating contests and I for one do not think that the person or persons running it is keeping a legimate account of the ratings. I know that they do not pay the amounts offered for the ratings and this is getting to be a habit with some of the payers.
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My Children, My Life
Your Tears Touch My Heart
Somebody Save Me From Myself
Camel Toe Song
My 14 year old son showed me this and I almost pissed myself laughing so hard, plus I can't get the damn song outta my head!
For My Aunt
Cancer is a deadly disease
Stacymatthews Blog
Eine Fussgelenkbandage stabilisiert das Fussgelenk gegen Umknicken bei Sport, Beruf und Freizeit. Ein Bewegungsmelder erlaubt eine wirkungsvolle Ueberwachung von Privathaus, Wohnung, Gewerberaum und Liegenschaften.
Ice Princess
I am so tired of guys, it is not even funny. I dont even know what else to type
Ohio State Only
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Soldiers Poem
For all the free people that still protest. You're welcome. We protect you and you are protected by the best. Your voice is strong and loud, but who will fight for you? No one standing in your crowd. We are your fathers, brothers, and sons, wearing the boots and carrying guns. We are the ones that leave all we own, to make sure your future is carved in stone. We are the ones who fight and die, We might not be able to save the world, Well, at least we try. We walked the paths to where we are at and we want no choice other than that. So when you rally your group to complain, take a look in the back of your brain. In order for that flag you love to fly wars must be fought and young men must die. We came here to fight for the ones we hold dear. If that's not respected, we would rather stay here. So please stop yelling, put down your signs, and pray for those behind enemy lines. And then when the conflict is over and all is well, be thankful that we chose to go through hell.
Thank You To All Who Helped
Liz Iz Back !!!!!
Inspirational Quotes
Inspiration #1 October gave a party; the leaves by hundreds came- The Chestnuts, Oaks, and Maples, and leaves of every name.The sunshine spread a carpet, and everything was grand, Miss Weather lead the dancing, Professor Wind the band. GEORGE COOPER
Hes Got A Large Set Of Balls
Seriously do they read my status? Im so changing my name to PREGNANT EVIL BISH!!
Unholy Paranoia!!!
Lmfao !
An atheist was walking through the woods. 'What majestic trees! 'What powerful rivers! 'What beautiful animals! He said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him.. He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.
Planting The Seed Of Doubt
Tutti Fuckin Fruitti
ahhh tha only good girl is a dead girl, talking mad gibberish, we like our house, barbeque... Im still kinda glad ya were born stooopid... I calls em like I sees em: Murder Black feet black wingsmirrors gone cloudylost fairest of them all reflectionswatched our freefall, having devolved past primalcut to the center, soul born from dead embersashes, once kindled, rose fast burnt awaytha cobwebs and debris, cleared path to tha coreimpossibly infinite- blinking stars reflected on crystal waterendless soul stretches wings incarnatewings shake ice free unfurldirty and gossamer, strong as steelall light and shadow... echo laughing and cryinguncloud mirror, mind, crystal ball long time, Baby
Grimey
GRIMEY Down and dirty for so many reasons... Talk like smoke clouds, masks hiding treason reason.... mangled souls
Freedoms Just Another Word Fer Nothin Left To Lose
crazy in polite societys eyes...perhaps not damaged or morally lost just set apart just lost in thought rough angles rubbed soft I yearn to wander & begin to feel alive in my own matted fur once again recognizing the face in tha mirror not high, enlightened each excess with purpose pain evolves into pleasure unbind myself in tune with a deeper rythm content to be a speck of dust in tha universe looking up from yesterdays primordial mud
Defeatist
Sometimes i just feel like whatever i do the world will just continue if i died tommorow. Thats very true but we need more people on this earth that will make change for the better. I know i am here for a purpose, whatever i do with my life will make me happy. If your current situation makes you unhappy then by all means change it, but your life has to have a purpose or general direction. I think everyone could improve at least one thing in their life and mabye that one thing is the biggest thing but you have to at least try. If you dont that one thing could turn into a divorce,loss of self esteam,and even thoughts of suicide or murder. There was a point in my life where i didn't even leave my home to visit friends or even go to school. I was in a horrible depression and didn't even feel like leaving my bed. My dad was the person who i called everyday for advice. He talked me out of killing myself countless times. My dad is a musician and one day he came to my house and played me a son
The Year You Were Born!
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My Wife
Well we have been through it all chemo bloodclots intense pain and many hospitals but she is back in now with yet another bloodclot in her legs so...it starts again.
Bid On Me
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Feeling....
in life we are ruled by feeling..i wonder why. At times and think about it late at night and come up with nothing... and no matter how hard i try i keep getting the same old feeling for some one i care for and i feel as i mean nothing to her...so i ask what should i do ?
Entertainment Purpose
Ok it's a damn shame I have to break this down again for some people. This site here is for entertainment for me, I have a select few people that I am actually friends with and you all know who you are. I am single not looking to hook up with anyone from a damn web site therefore I flirt a lot and if you flirt back that's all fine but if you want more than that your looking in the wrong place. So if you can handle all this then there should be no problems, if not then my page is not the place for you to be.
Nina
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Lonely
~true Feelings~
WITH TEARFUL EYES MY HEART SAYS YES WITH BREATHLESS STEPS MY SOUL SAYS GUESS YOU MADE ME THINK ABOUT MY LOVE FOR YOU I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT IT TWICE SADLY ITS QUITE NOT TRUE YOU CRY AND TELL ME NO BCUZ MY TEARS HAVE BEEN SHED NOW THAT YOU ARE LONELY IM CRYING IN MY BED.
Something To Forward.
[[I got this in yahoo, from a relative]]-The Washcloth-Ladies, this has to be read, laughed at and passed on. There is not a woman alive who won't crack up over this! I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in 'that area' to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
Loneliness
Hello, everyone.
My Father
This blog is to tell everyone whats up with me.A lot of you already know but for those who don't,here goes.In November I had to take dad to the doctor and from there to the hospital here at home.After many tests and many doctors they told me that he was "full" of malignacies.A surgeon was called who promptly said to me,"I would not operate on your dad,it wouldn't do any good.His "plumbing" was blocked so we had to then take him to the University of Maryland hospital.They put a stent in to relieve the pressure and allow his system to work for awhile anyway.The doctor at U of M daid to take him home and let him enjoy christmas with his grandchildren.Which he did,as much as he could anyway.He went back to the hospital here at home over the weekend.after stablizing him they talked to me about hospice.My father has end stage pancreatic cancer.Dad came home from the hospital yesterday and the hospice team came shortly after.My dads wish is to be at home and I want for him what he wants..So,t
Valentine Auction 2010 Rules And Deadlines
Auction Rules:   1) If You Place A Bid On Someone, and circumstances beyond your control keep you from upholding your end of the bargain, don't just erase your bid, let me, Dj Maverick, Brokeass or Chief know. I will take care of that.   2) However you do bid, if you can not uphold your bid offer when the auction ends, payment to the person is between you two. It DOES not have to be an IMMEDIATE transaction.     3) When placing bids on others, DO NOT leave lewd or disrespectful comments on the photos, Or I will literally block you from the auction ( as well as my profile), this is for fun, if you wish to slander people, go find another website, I do not wish to see such things on my profile or on my auction entries photos.     4)The Person being bid on can REFUSE any bid placed on them.              Auction Entries:     If you wish to be in this auction. All Entries MUST be recieved by  January 30th, 2010.. The auction will run from February 2nd. - F
Things That Make You Go "hmmm"
NAUGHTY APPLiCATiON" Best and hottest one will get a reply......1. Your Name:2. Age:3. Favorite position (s)?4. Do you think I'm hot?5. Would you have sex with me?6. lights on or off?7. Would you have to be drunk?8. Would you take a shower with me?9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me?10. Would you leave after or stay the night?11. Do you like cuddling afterwards?12. Condom or skin?13. Do you give Oral pleasures?14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures?15. Have sex on the first date?16. Would you kiss me during sex?17. Do you think I would be good in bed?18. Threesome?19. How many times would you like to cum?20. Would you use me as a booty call?21. Can I use you as a booty call?22. Do you like foreplay?23. What is foreplay to you?24. Can we take pictures of the act?25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
A Mind
there is but nothing but today and yeaterday. i want to live for the moment and enjoy the pictures of the past. tomorrow dictates itself at this point. i get twisted and i get strange, but i have the sweetest heart. i like the things in life that make me smile like mohawks and tattoos. i will eventually get my ink, but life is too boring to recreate the picture right now
Just Stuff About Me
I have had a pretty decent life I would say .I have met many people along the way. Some just pass through, and they fade away, a few have came and gone, and came back again. It's always nice to have someone to love, but that is not the case for everyone. Sometimes when we really need someone, it's then when we realize just how much you mean to someone, or how much your own life means, I have recently had a minor heart attack, and I don't feel as if I should be old enough to start having these problems, but they are here now. Makes you think, and makes you wonder, just how many people would have even missed me. I know I have made a lot of friends in passing on fubar, but some have touched my heart along the way. This is just to thank you to all of those who truely are my friends. Thank you for being there for me. I am now thinking really hard about my life and those I choose to allow in. All the things that mattered before don't now and I have so much more to love about life now, like j
This Is Sooooooo True...lol
Seven Kinds Of Sex ....
Need 5 Mill Points In 24 Hours & Getting Bent Over
I have made it a point to keep track as much as possible (aside from trying to get much needed sleep)...and seems that Fu has gone mad and been screwing my points and deducting them from me...Fu Support sent a lame ass message back that I need to clear my browser history and they think I was looking at cached pages....I say not possible since I did do that and the point
About Me
I am glad to be a member here! Anyways I always look for some forex brokers. This is where I go to find some automated forex trading.
The Love Letter
....Been thinking of a lot lately. Mostly about my bad marriage and thinking if a persons soulmate really exsists..Below is a love letter that every woman should get at least once from her husband or special someone in their life >My dearest I long to be with you for as long as the moon shall shine in the sky. As long as the rays of sun shall fall on a new day. All I dream of is waking to your beautiful eyes every morning. You are the air I breathe, the light that fills me with joy.
Need Help With Something
I was wondering if you all can help me with something , When it comes to your wedding day , would you write your own vows ??? if you do , this is for men and women , what would your vows say to your new husband/wife..please private message with your written wedding vows along with or seperatley , what you would write in a love letter to your future wife husband....
Things That Go Bump In The Night
During my soooooooooooooooooo many years of marridge and living in different homes. My hubby and I have encountered things, we simply can not explain.
Words To Live By
The Beard Report
I've had a beard since I was about 12.
: 12 Types Of Women
1. Ms. Gold-DiggerAdvantagesa. You have some one to manage your money.b. She always looks good.c. She makes your other niggas jealous.d. She makes you look good.Disadvantagesa. When you get broke she'll be gone and take what you have left.b. She makes sure she has a child by you to sue you for child support.c. Once your nigga comes up she'll be on his arm the next day.2. Ms. Freak (secret lover)Advantagesa. She knows all the right positions.b. She'll try everything more than once.c. You're never unsatisfied.d. She'll do all the things your girl won't do.e. She doesn't mind being your freak, as long as she catches one too.Disadvantagesa. Eventually, b/c she's a female, she'll end up catching feelings.b. She starts to act like she's your "main".c. She fucks wit ya boy and act like you in the wrong for telling her that she's a freak.d. Eventually her shit gets old. And you need a replacement.3. Ms. IndependentAdvantagesa. You don't have to worry about buying her anything. She got it.b. Sh
If We Shared Our Lives Together
If we shared our lives together then why didnt we share our
Good By My Little Friend
He came to me about 10 years or so ago.
Rosco Our Ball Python Killing The Rat & Eating
Morales
A woman came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find her 5-year old son waiting for her at the door. SON: 'Mummy, may I ask you a question?' MUM: 'Yeah sure, what it is?' replied the woman. SON: 'Mummy, how much do you make an hour?' MUM: 'That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?' the woman said angrily. SON: 'I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?' MUM: 'If you must know, I make $20 an hour.' SON: 'Oh,' the little boy replied, with his head down. SON: "Mummy, may I please borrow $5?" The mother was furious, 'If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I don't work hard everyday for such childish frivolities.' The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door.. The woman sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he a
Fu Mafia
Wow what an addicting game.....it's amazing the "real" money people spend to get ahead in this game
Randomness
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Am I Wrong
Last Light
It is dark in this placeOnce filled with hopes and dreamsIt is now only hatred and painI am on my own sideEveryone else stays in the lightThey are filled with happiness While I am filled with anything but thatNo one is with meNo one will ever beThey are happy, I am notThey will never understand meNor will they ever wish toI can not blame themI would also want to remain happyBut I have forgotten howI don't know how to go back to the sunshineI only know rain and night nowI watch the moonIt is my only friendIt understands and listens Though it never talks to meIt helps me throughout my lifeIt is my last lightMy last light of hope, dream, and my one loveAnd that shall never die out
Open Relationships?
I have been in a relationship before where the person i was with wanted to be open so they could fool around with other people.
The Lengths People Will Go
to those who know... this is the length that people will go to make themselves feel special and to destroy others....
Dealing
For those who know me have known somewhat about me being a little sick for the last year or so. Six months ago I was diagnoised with pvd (peripheral vascular disease) which is very progressive. I had already back in march had 2 stents placed due to 100% blockage on my left leg and 90% on my right...everything had gone perfect until now..another blockage has become apparent now I am set to go back into surgery Monday. I have a wonderful card. doctor..this I am thankful for.
On Being A Proper Dominant Master.. For Those Who Are Interested..
Dominatrix vs Mistress Those just entering the BDSM world will find the abundant usage of both of these words by members of the online community. This is primarily due to the rapid growth of access and the restrained attainability of quality texts to correctly interpret what these words mean within the community itself. Up to a few years ago the BDSM world was a tightly closed and almost secret society. Membership in this society was kept totally private and hidden with significant effort. Entree into the community was by referral and accompaniment only. Protocols or rules of conduct were strict and strongly enforced, not from some control standpoint but because those rules emerged from bitterly hard lessons in survival. A Dominant is a person with a dominant aspect in their personality. A Master is a Dominant with significant real life BDSM experience. They are not the same. It can be fairly said that all Master/Mistress's are Dominant. It cannot be said that
Down To Common Sense, Or Down To Instinctual Science
When you are born you are given one life, this life is regarded as the most important thing in the world. It will be stretched to its limits and treated with all the luxuries it can afford. If someone is given a single dollar and told to use it wisely normally they dont care too much and squander it without hesitation. If someone is given 6 billion dollars they will be overwhelmed with joy and are much more likely to make intelligent financial decisions. It's odd that people value a single life so much and a single dollar so little yet we spend most of our lives working to attain money and ignore the prospects in the people around us. Life is more valuable than money and it's a far more useful commodity. There are roughly 6 billion people in the world, use them wisely
Fumafia ???s
Where I've Been
visited 33 states (66%)Create your own visited map of The United States
Poetry
Depression by William Hemig Your beauty intoxicates all you encounter,Yet you fail to notice,Your mind starts to wonder?You've had a rough time,Though now it is over,But yet you continue clinging to what is left over,And in doing this your depression grows deeper,Pulling you apart at the seams,Causing you to unravel and fall to you knees,Pondering desperately: "How much worse can it be? "To ease your mind of your terrible burden,You bargain with Satan (as if he cares),Giving you a release, in turn for your soul:That you believe tarnished and not worth much at all,When all of your friends have been with you till now,But here comes the crossroads up ahead,They give you a choice: "Stand tall or fall down."\You have your beauty and charm,Your intelligence and grace,Good friends and your health,What more does it take for you?
H.r.3974
for H.R. 3974 Viral Hepatitis and Liver Cancer Control and Prevention Act of 2009 (Introduced in House) After reading this legislation in full, the Board of Directors of Debbullan Inc. have convened and agreed to fully support H.R. 3974. As currently written, this legislation well-opens the door to the future funding of Hepatitis focused programs as well as holds the best interests of the entire citizenship of the United States of America in its attention toward: * Prevention * Education (of medical professional to average citizen) * Vigilance of infection statistics and more You can read the entire bill in PDF version by accessing this link: HR3974 PDF SOLIDARITY OF VOICE Be well noted, there is more at hand than simply supporting the existence of this pending legislature. We wish to see this legislature progress through the US House of Representatives to the Senate. We see this as defining moment in the creation of a direly needed voice of solidarity calling attention to
The Last Time You Will Break My Heart
The Last Time You Will Break My Heart I'm done with her, i'm done with the head games... i'm tired of watching the kids get hurt because she's a lie'n little bitch. and i'm tired of loving her and not having her. So this is what i'm going to do. i'm not going around her. i'm done talking to her, i'm done waiting around for her. and as much as it will hurt me, and our son. and her daughters who have become attached to me. someday the pain may subside. I'm done with her. i can't take the pain she puts me thru or the kids thru. Elizabeth you lead me on with your kiss's and words.. then blow off our son to go to the bar. it's complete bullshit. and i'm not having it anymore. as far as i'm conserned your dead to alex and I. enjoy your life and forget we even exsist. oh wait you already have unless it benifets you.. I love you and always will but i would rather rip my heart out by walking away from you than seeing and feeling what you keep doing to me and the kids. If i haven't found a job
How To Be An Alpha Sub
How to Be Alpha Submissive without Hardly Trying Just about every one I've been reading using the phrase "alpha submissive" uses it to mean the submissive at the top of a heap of other submissives. But alpha comes from within, not from without. If you are not in a poly relationship, you may still be alpha in your submissiveness.1. Speak your mind. Sing it. Gesture, use semaphore, write...but always express yourself coherently, completely, and cogently. Do not waffle, hedge, prevaricate, filibuster, or manipulate.2. Maintain yourself as an individual FIRST and a partner SECOND. That way, when you're between partners, or you choose not to be with anyone, you have no loss of self-identity. But then, if you can choose not to be with anyone, you may already be alpha.3. Don't form the habit (or break it if this post comes too late) of automatically wondering "what would my dominant think?" Know how YOU feel about a thing first, THEN consider him. And don't change your mind if yo
Poetry By Me (not Yours)
Just do what you do... I’ll leave you be... Just know you are breaking my heart that much you should see...Love who you wanna love... Why not look forward to change... It’s only my life and our children’s you will totally rearrange...Peace is out of my mind... Without you I see no stars... Heaven holds no regards!!!Without you in my life I’ll live on... I’ll want you all the time... And pray to god again one day you will be mine...So go on close your eyes and sleep... You just can’t care to see... How this is killing every piece of me... Pry me off you like the parasite I am... I’m just a clingy old devoted cancer... In your mind I’ve become nothing more than a monster...Take your life where you want to take it... I’ll follow mine to wherever it leads... Lost in darkness searching the seas...The muscle in my chest just a space... Nothing but a hole needing filled in... Half of my heart is yours I gave the other to my children...I lo
Whatever
time to rebuild the wall around my heart..he chipped it away stone by stone and he wasn't even trying..i know he'll never love me..no biggie..no man ever has..but i'm content to sit and love him..be his friend..whatever..there's no one i'm hurting but myself..there's no one in the real world that is even semi-interested..the few i have met on line who are even remotely close by are just playing the same old games..so who cares? i've tried to push him out..let someone else in..but no one comes close..it's my life..i'll live alone die alone..doesn't really matter anymore..i'm not letting myself cry over it..
A Quiz Thingy Borrowed From ~t~'s Blog
1. What time did you get up this morning?-- 10:30 AST2. How do you like your steak?-- medium rare3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Sherlock Holmes *fantastic*4. What is your favorite TV show? Lost Law & Order SVU5. If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be? Sweden, no contest.6. What did you have for breakfast? I haven't quite gotten around to brekkie yet.
Devil's Ground
the devil's ground
Giggles An Thoughts
hi all am claire (waves) totally new to fubar so any help would be great :) slowly build up my profile just popped on few things to get started ... really enjoyed work today might be getting a promotion an also booked tickets to see twisted wheel on 19th fab :) something fab to look faorward to. take care claire xoxox
Drama
Has anyone else noticed all the god damned drama?? lol this isnt real life ppl get over it!! Im getting annoyed with all the pity parties and noone likes me im so ugly bull crap...anyone else?? lmao its like high school all over again but with more typing lmao
Ginenrhard Radio
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Smokers
Since this seems the best place to BITCH about something and have it read by MANY people... let me try BITCHING here then. I love, yes just LOVE, how people can tell you they know just how FRUSTRATING it can be over something. You have people that know you can't be around something due to your medical issues yet people... put you around the issue on purpose. That is right, on purpose. Smokers, yes what wonderful worthless piece of crap people. You heard me right. They are completely WORTHLESS. It's a crying god damn shame that they are even allowed to co-exsist in this world with us. It's a bigger crying shame that it's illegal for us to kill them. I think that is the ONLY thing that keeps their asses safe. Why? Oh why do you ask? It's due to the fact that they are inconsidered piece of shits. Yes they are. For those who have medical issues that prevents them from being around that horrid little habbit of a smoker, well the smokers don't care so long as they can have that poison. No th
Minute Maid Bunny Commercial
This commercial makes me laugh my ass off for realz!!!!
Sinful Rawker
I dont mean to bug you . . . but I need two seconds of your timeand a click of your cursor. Are you game?I am in a contest to win a Happy Hour . . . Please rate the picture below for me!! Thank you so much in advance!!
Cyber Sex
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E*trade Commercial
I watch too much TV but this is damn funny!
Mumms
Last night I made my first MuMM and it got pulled off for not following the guide lines.
Html Comments
I have HTML comments enabled, but no matter what, i try to post HTML code in comments (even my own) and it says it dont work.....but my settings show that HTML is enabled for EVERYONE, i typed in the captcha and saved it.....so its just bein retarded to me....but, oh well...here is the HTML i was gonna post in Raistlins blog regarding Merlot Music: PROBLEM SOLVED:
Breakdown
I am so close to the edge my toes are hanging off.
The Best
Broken
A Real Good Day!
Today is Spectacular.... because: 1. Even if that ultrasound technician was a cunt the results from the ultrasound make me happy. My baby is a very low risk for Down Syndrome or any other birth defects besides having Jeff and I as parents 2. I went to a low risk Maternity clinic where i met a great nurse and doctors that could perform the delivery. I hear my baby's heart rate for the first time..... 150 beats per minute... 3. Jeff somehow convinced me to go threw Prenatal classes again in my happy mood.. Ill kill him later. 3. for the last 4 days i have not been constipated. 4. I dont feel nauseated and i ate glossettes. 5. I got a new book called the lovely bones and yes i know its going to be a movie but i really prefer reading to watching movies 6. the guy that lives with us hasn't been home in 2 days ever since I left that face book comment "If you live with me you might want to run away for a while" 7. This week the government will finally be paying me and I will go out
Men & Woman Parts
Why is it that when someone sends you a message in your shout box the first question is something to do with seeing you naked..Now im not placing the blame on either sex cause i think both are equally as quilty..but damm.. What the fuck is the the big dam deal? Dont all tits n cock basically look alike? (yes there are different sizes n shapes and in some cases color) But damm do you really got to act like you never seen either one before.. Some ppl wonder why noone will talk to them or why they alone..Umm HELLOOOO...
The Rants And Raves Of Sane Psycho.
60 Things Most Ladies/women Want, But Will Never Ask For.
60 THINGS A GAL/LADY/WOMAN WANTS BUT WONT ASK FOR!!1. Touch her waist.2. Actually talk to her.3. Share secrets with her.4. Give her 1 of your sweatshirts5. Kiss her slowly.Are you remembering this?6. Hug her.7. Hold her.8. Laugh with her.9. Invite her everywhere.10. Hangout with her and your friends together.KEEP READING11. Smile with her.12. Take pictures with her.13. Pull her onto your lap.14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back.15. When her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. it makes her feel loved.Are you thinking of someone?16. Always hug her and say hi whenever you see her.17. Kiss her unexpectedly.18. Hug her from behind around the waist.19. Tell her she's beautiful.20. Tell her the way you feel about her.One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it.21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car (if any)- it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act like a gen
Myyyyy Boyfriend!
is the most amazing. even if he denies it.my boy really knows how it is. and it's allll him. sorry, geeky me. but i love it [:
Here To Meet New Local Friends
I am back here . Ben away for a while but looking to meet new friends and hopefully someone nice
Contest Help Request
Hey everybody! Sinful Rawker is in a contest to win a HH and is asking for help....She is at 500 rates and the first one to get to 1000 rates wins...Please show her support and go rate her pic.
Cuddle?
I am in the mood to cuddle but no one is near *sigh* who wants to cuddle?
My-blog
WELCOME TO MY BLOG,,I WOULD LIKETO HAVE A FEEDBACK ON THE ITEMS AND TEXT POSTED ON MY BLOG..TAKE SOME TIME AND LEAVE ME A MESSAGE..THANKS
Comic Relief
How Many Licks?
My status yesterday was the famous "How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?" In the spirit of the above phrase I set out to see if I could answer the question that many said couldn’t be done. So I set up my station at work and as luck would have it I was assigned Timer Test calls. What does that mean to you? Well unless you have an alarm system, it means nothing. However, to me it was the opportunity to seek out the answer. Because it was going to be yet another boring night making senseless calls to those that pay for a service however get pissed when you call to let them know there could be a problem.
About Women
This is some real talk right here.... Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater. If you give her sperm, she`ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she`ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she`ll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she`ll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So,if you give her......... any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit...
"live Valentine Auction""
THE H.H.H. LOUNGE GRAND OPENING VALENTINES AUCTION OPEN TO THE PUBLIC..FEB,13th Saturday Night at 8pm est time till CLICK HERE TO SEE MORE ABOUT>>> IF WANTA JOIN JUST LEAVE COMMENT BELOW ...SIGN UP EARLY SO NOT LAST ONE CALLED UP TO THE AUCTION BLOCK..BE SURE TO JOIN LOUNGE TO BUY OR BE SOLD
Remembering Mom
How is it that we can never take the pain away for our children. Losing a family member is not easy and when it comes to a child losing their grammy and all the emotions that go along with that,
Staff Updates
My Baby
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Arch Angel A*k*a (priest)
I've ben playing fumafia for sometime now and just reached lvl22 its pretty cool but could be worked on alittle. It always sucks when you have people hatten on ya and what not because your better than them, thats Y they place hits out on ya. Go to hell to all them hatta's who hat on me, for I am coming with vengance and leave nothen to salvage in my destrction.
How To Love A Woman
If she doesnt call you [ Its because she is waiting for you to call her ] When she walks away from you mad [ Follow her ] When she stare's at your mouth [ Kiss her ] When she pushes you or hit's you [ Grab her and dont let go ] When she start's cussing at you [ Kiss her and tell her you love her ] When she's quiet [ Ask her whats wrong ] When she ignore's you [ Give her your attention ] When she pull's away [ Pull her back ] When you see her at her worst [ Tell her she's beautiful ] When you see her start crying [Just hold her and dont say a word ] When you see her walking [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ] When she's scared [ Protect her ] When she lay's her head on your shoulder [ Tilt her head up and kiss her ] When she steal's your favorite hat [ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night] When she tease's you [ Tease her back and make her laugh ] When she doesnt answer for a long time [ reassure her that everything is okay ] When she look's at you with d
Yes Or No
what is yes and what is no. what determans what is yes and what is no?
Self
I once read that a mans value is measured by his wealth. This made no sense to me ,for I thought value and wealth were the same thing. I excepted this theory and tried in my life to strive for wealth. As i got older I attained money and figured since i had wealth i had defined my value. Then, i realized one day the true meaning of wealth.I lost everything i cared about in my life,although i still had monetary value, I had lost the most important thing in my life. She was the moon and the stars to me. When i saw her smile, I smiled. When i saw her cry I cried. when she hurt i hurt, when she laughed, we laughed. Nothing could prepare me for our wedding day I knew she was the one i wanted to spend my life with, I never even had a second thought about it. When she showed up to the wedding it was supposed to be the happiest day of our lives together, the only problem was, she was only there to tell me she did not love me anymore and could not mar
Devils Rejects Cam Rules
Devils Rejects Cam Rules 1. All non-staff members that wish to be on cam must first be approved by management. 2. Absolutley no flashing of any kind live on cam. 3. Absolutley no smoking, snorting, shooting, inhaling, eating, drinking, swallowing or booty bumping of any illegal substance while live on cam. 4. If you are male and whish to be on cam you must be shirtless only exception is if you have moobs that fill anything over a B cup. Back hair is also unexceptable. 5. All female cleavage must first be inspected and approved by a male staff member before its appearance on cam.
Telemarketing Authority Figures Can Lick My Balls
I almost got fired from my telemarketing night job tonight.
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Fun Sex
where is the most dangerous place you have had sex ( specify if outdoors where )
Virgos
Virgos are often put down badly by many astrologers and written up as being fussy and narrow-minded. But when a Virgo shines, there is practically no sign to match their inner light. An in-tune Virgo is a treat to meet. When a Virgo is confident within themselves they are the most successful, structured and creative of all the signs. Many Virgos can be found working in the "service to others" industries, ranging from welfare work, doctors, school-teachers through to practising natural forms of healing like massage, herbal remedies etc. One of the most magical characteristics of the Virgo is no matter how many times life or romance turns sour on them, they still manage to maintain faith in others, refusing to become cynical. There is ingenuity around this sign, a kind-heartedness, which unfortunately is sometimes played upon by others for their advantage. Virgos can often become victims of relationship power-games, where they are mistreated. Creative and sensitive, Virgos are delicate p
Love
Love is a wonderful thing.
Come Check It Out
are you looking for fun if so
Hybrid Moments
Why is it that whenever we are in a relationship we come across more interested suiters than when we are alone? Does this just happen to me??? Or does it seem to happen to everyone!? Haha! Why does this happen? Is it a test of some sort? I would like some feedback ...
Rants And Raves
Ok so bare with me, cuz this might sound alil pissy. But this goes out to all those who want to hold grudges and listen to the bullshit. I hate drama on here, I think its childish and stupid. So to those people, I dont want you in my life, either here or real life. If you want to be bitter because I didnt conform to things the way you wanted them, and to those that want to take sides and take away your friendship, be gone. I am a better person without you in my life and I dont need you to drag me into your own misery. I hate my own problems and challenges in life, and those who I really thought were more than a picture on a screen, really turned out to disappoint. You were never a real friend if you turn your back on people and only want them around to feel better about yourself. Friendship works both ways, and a real friend doesnt abandon another because they dont cater to them. So bye bye be gone. I am a good friend to have and I am not the bad guy. Theirs plenty of those here, Good
Just Other Stuff
I have been soooo busy with some life things that I am unable to properly maintain my adult site so I am temporarily on break.
Prayers Needed
I was asked to Post this From the local Newpaper in Clinton Iwoa For My Sinfully Deb. Her Sister on here some of You know as Bi-Sexy Molly and the rest of her Family Died in a tragic House Fire Friday Night... Here is the story from the local paper...Four killed in fireHerald Staff ReportCLINTON — Four people were found dead after a fire late Friday night at a Clinton home.The Clinton Fire Department responded to a fire at 2436 Dunham St. at 11:37 p.m. Friday, where the first firefighters on the scene said light smoke was coming from the structure.According to a release, firefighters encountered moderate smoke and a small fire, and extinguished the blaze within approximately 10 minutes. One occupant escaped the fire without any injuries, according to the release.There were no working smoke detectors in the structure, the release states. Names of the four fatalities have not been released.The fire is under investigation by the Clinton Fire Marshal’s office, Clinton Police De
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Novel's Blog
I BABY COME TO ADD ME! WAITING 4 U!!
People As Trees
Some people come into your life for a lifetime and some come for a season. You have to know which is which. I put everybody that comes into my life in the category of a tree. Some people are leaves on a tree. The wind blows, they go to the left. The wind blows from the other way, they go to the right. They are just unstable. You can't count on them for nothing. All they ever do is take from that tree. What you need to understand about a leaf is that it has a season. It'll wither and die and blow away. There ain't no need to be praying over a leaf to be resurrected. When it's dead it's gone. Let it go! Some people are like that. All the leaf ever does is cool you off every now and then. If you're grown, you know what I'm talking about, because you can call them in the middle of the night and get cooled off. That's the leaf people. They come to take. Then there are people like a branch. You got to be careful with branch people. They come in all different shapes and sizes. You never k
Serious Guy Problems...needing Help!
SO ok im dating this one but i love him but i dont know if he loves me i mean he says he does but he just dont show it and so i got on this chat line and started talking to this other guy whos really sweet and kind...he is so amazing and i really like him i hope we can grow stronger and maybe something could come out of this..but i dont know then on the other hang my boyfriend now is going into job corp. and wants to get to the school near me...i dont know if i want him too be closer to me cause i dont know if i could stand for him to always be around what do i do? i wanna be with this other guy but i dont know how to tell my boyfriend i wanna break up or even if i should break up with him my boyfriend is 19 and im 25 and the guy i am talking to is 28 please let me know what i should to!
Eharmony
What I’m doing with my life Gonna get rich and take over the world. Yeah that sounds like a plan. I need an evil lil princess to be my accomplice. If you think you are up for the job, applications are being currently accepted in the message section of my page. I’m really good at Laughing I hold the world record in speed blinking self proclaimed. I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue. (That shit made you smile)
How Well Do You Think You Know Me
Let's see who REALLY knows me...Lets see the funny stuff you people come up with! YOU fill in the blanks about ME even if u dont have any idea what they are. But first post a blank one out to all your friends so they can return the favor to you.My name:Who is the love of my life:Where did we meet:Take a stab at my middle name:How long have you known me:When is the last time that we saw each other:Do I smoke:Do I drink:When is my birthday:What was your first impression of upon meeting me:Do I have any siblings:What's one of my favorite things to do:Am I funny:What is my best feature:Am I shy or outgoing:Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules:Do I have any special talents:Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else (what):Have you ever hugged me:Do you miss me...do you think i miss you:What is my favorite food:Have you ever had a crush on me:If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be:What's your favorite memory of me:What is
Funny Shit
I think Santa Claus is a woman....I hate to be the one to defy a sacred myth, but I believe he's a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off! For starters, the vast majority of men don't even think about selecting gifts until Christmas Eve. Once at the mall, they always seem surprised to find only Ronco products, socket wrench sets, and mood rings left on the shelves. On this count alone, I'm convinced Santa is a woman. Surely, if he were a man, everyone in the universe would wake up Christmas morning to find a rotating musical Chia Pet under the tree, still in the bag. Another problem for a he-Santa would be getting there. First of all, there would be no reindeer because they would all be dead, gutted and strapped to the rear bumper of the sleigh amid wide-eyed, desperate claims that buck season had been extended. Blitzen's rack would already be on the way to the tax
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Dodgen Bullets
So a couple weeks ago I went to one of my peeps house, got some things, n stayed the nigh. So I woke up at like noon new I had to take off, had to make it back across Tx dirty, so I left. As it turns out a min or two after I left the cops kicked in the door to my friends house, n took folks to jail. This is the second time this has happened, the first was at my bf's house, I took off at like midnight 15 mins later everone went to jail.For what ever reason I think god kinda looks out for me, atleast a lil entrest.
Pimp Outs
I am going to auction off 1 Pimp out a day for a week. The Highest bidder gets 1 a day for 7 days.
Things That Piss Me Off Part 1
I have named this lil piece ," things that piss me off part 1". The reason I chose this name is because, I know this is an ever growing list. On a daily basis I find more and more things that piss me off.so this is part one of an ongoing saga.TV pitch menThe first asshole I would like to aim my anger towards is, JARED You all know him that fat fucker that went on the subway diet and lost his fuckin twin. well I would love to shove about 5 subs down his throat and watch him slowly choke to death.He claims that he ate so many subs that he lost weight, 6 grams or less. well I have news for all of you, unless the 6 grams is cut into fuckin lines, his ass excersized and ate fuckin rice cakes. Now enough about subway boy, my next rant is about another well know but equally hated by me "tv pitchman" You know the guy and i bet you probably hate him as much as i do. DUUUUUUUUDE YOUR GETTING A DELL". WHYYYYYYYYYYY? I will b good i promise. PLEASE DONT MAKE ME USE A DELL.To begin with Dell is qui
Deaths Near Misses
So I guess one of the things that makes me uniqe si that Ive died
Tongue By Seether
Well the tongue inside my mouth is not for sale Any spirit left in me is fading fast Could you throw another stone to ease my pain? Could you throw another stone to seal my fate? 'Cause I didn't believe in this world anymore, anymore I don't believe in me And if I can rise above this I'll be saved Can anybody save me? And if I can die for love, then I'm enslaved Can anybody save me? Second chances are too few and far between Will to change this circumstance eludes me still Should I grow another shell in which to live? Should I grow another shell and not forgive? 'Cause I don't believe in this world anymore, anymore I don't believe in me Goodbye cruel world Goodbye cruel world Goodbye cruel world at last you see me drown Goodbye cruel world
The Revolt Has Started!
Just when i thought my body couldn't hate me any worse... It proved I was wrong...
Forever
Forever takes me by a minute, While I’m here with you. I’m falling even more in love, With everything you do. Hold me in your arms, Look deep into my eyes, Don’t turn away and let me go, Don’t ever tell me lies. I swear I’ll never loose you, In my arms I’ll always hold. I’ll never let you slip away, And leave nothing left untold. There aren’t enough hours, In each passing day, To find all the words, I wish I could say. Your kiss will last forever, Your touch forever warm. You’ll guide me to the sunlight, And shield me from the storm. This is what I’m saying, With everything that’s true, I swear on my life, That I really do love you.
Mike's Blog
Just finished up a divorce...not looking for anything serious. I am just trying to meet some nice ladies to treat appropriately and chill. Career Naval Officer; 21+ years. Love jazz/blues/classic R&B. Big baseball and football fan; played baseball in college. Am total gentleman in public, but have a tendency towards being a little assertive behind closed doors.
Underpants Outside Day
The world is getting sadder by the day. Recession, wars, natural disasters and american idol. Well I think its time we all did something fun to help make the world a little better. Let's make march 1st 2010 the first ever underpants on the outside day. To celebrate, simple dress yourself as you would normally except do not wear underpants. then when you have your cloths on, put underpants on over top of them. Go to work or out shopping or even to your local bar like this. feel like a superhero all day. So if you'd like to make this holiday a reality comment below and pass a link to this blog along to all your friends and most important of all, when march 1st rolls around remember to put those panties or boxers or even tighty whiteys on the outside.
The Witch
I regret to inform you all that the one person who i love dearly that had a vagina is not longer holding the key to my heart. That Lady has made me feel small and un important in her life. I was turning into a lesbo because of her and i really like cock, so I had to send her away... Ill remeber the way her red hair fell off her shoulders and how i imagined gettign my fingers stuck in her curly hair. I cant tell you how many times i have masterbated to her breasts... those days are over...
Stuff In The News That Catches My Eye
FOND DU LAC, Wis. -- Police responding to a complaint of loud noise have cited a Fond du Lac man for "rocking out" to the music of John Denver. A police who responded to the man's apartment last week could hear Denver's music through the door. The officer pounded on the door but the man didn't answer. Finally the officer found out the man's name from a neighbor and called to him, bringing the man to the door. When asked why he had the music so loud, the man said he was "rocking out." The Reporter newspaper in Fond du Lac reported that the 42-year-old was cited for unnecessary loud noise. The ticket could result in a fine of about $210. The late Denver is known for such hits as "Rocky Mountain High" and "Take Me Home, Country Roads."
The First Amendment Endures
Rantventures
Turf
New Mafia turf made come and join if you're new or if you just want to star add me http://fubar.com/mafia/?p=41147 if you do not got a turf add Krazy smokey's mafia turf at http://www.fubar.com/mafia/join.php?acceptinv=57566&turfreq=492
Thoughts
Sexual Healing 101
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Fuwhores
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Losing A "friend"
I have been very close to a certain "someone" on here for over a year and a half.
Erotic Story
Somthing To Give Hope
Remembered JoyDon't grieve for me, for now I'm free!I follow the plan God laid for me.I saw His face, I heard His call,I took His hand and left it all...I could not stay another day,To love, to laugh, to work or play;Tasks left undone must stay that way.And if my parting has left a void,Then fill it with remembered joy.A friendship shared, a laugh, a kiss...Ah yes, these things I, too, shall miss.My life's been full, I've savoured much:Good times, good friends, a loved-one's touch.Perhaps my time seemed all too brief—Don't shorten yours with undue grief.Be not burdened with tears of sorrow,Enjoy the sunshine of the morrow.
My Life An How It Almost Ended
So here it is , my story. I decided to write this blog informing people of what happened to me,in hopes of maybe someone else won't make the same mistake I did. It all started when I started having extreme pelvic pain. It was so bad that at times
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Grandma Fucks Grandpa Up
Twas the day after Christmas and all through the house, everyone was passed out drunk even the mouse. When all of a sudden I heard a big clatter I ran inside to see what was the matter. Granma and grandpa seemed in a bother, grandma told grandpa the mailman was his son’s father. Grandpa called grandma a filthy lil whore she grabbed that old man and slammed him to the floor. I could tell grandpa was in fear for his life, when grandma reached in a drawer and grabbed a really big knife. Grandpa got to his feet and tried to flee but grandma tripped him, he took out the tree. The family was watching in awe grandpa jumped up and punched grandma right in the jaw. Grandma stumbled back and took a deep breath, we all knew this meant grandpas untimely death. Grandpa looked at grandma with fear for his life; for he knew he could never beat up his wife. The next thing that happened, I thought I would die; grandpa fell to his knees he started to cry. Through his crying and tears grandpa told gran
Plesa I Will Rate 30 Pictures
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11's
I GIVE MY 11'S ON HAPPY HOUR EVERYDAY AND U MUST HAVE OVER 100 PICS TY MUAH BIG HUG
The State Of Our Union
You must recognize, Mr. President, that the State of the Union is not good. You need a new approach and fresh domestic and foreign policies.
10 Normal Things About Me!
Name Crisis said my odd list would be to long so here goes.... 1. I have a small business selling coffee and paper products to 180 restaurants a few offices and a maid company. 2. I love physical activity, I ride horses, wake board, ski, snowboard... all when im not pregnant. 3. Like most woman I own allot of shoes. 4. I have one son who turned out pretty damn good 5. I am Greek so I love cooking and cant quite wrap my head around cooking for only 3 people. 6. I have one sister. 7. I have one dog and a fish im hoping will die soon... 8. I tend to be rather sensitive and have my feelings hurt allot. Yes its true im a softy 9. I have freckles in the summer 10. I wear underwear.
Crazy Me
I WILL RATE YOUR PICS FOR FU CREDIT AND FU BUCKS
Stupid People
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Sandra
As we grow up we go into and out of groups of friends. Some diverge because of different interests when we reach maturity.
Condolences
I am so sorry for your loss.. I will
Test Blog
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Have I Told You Lately
Have I told you lately: I miss you You are beautiful You are smart You are funny You make me smile I need you I want you I cant live without you Hearing your voice makes me happy Seeing you smile makes my day Knowing that you are mine makes me proud Have i told you that I love you more today then I did yesterday and more tomorrow then
Fubars Hero Dies In Fatal House Fire
A Tribute to Tonya A.K.A. Bi Sexy Molly Tonya aka Bi Sexy Molly dies a hero in fatal house fire she saved her sister in laws life, her brother Mickey aka Sr Dark Knight also sins husband just died in Oct. now Tonya and her mom and her 2 sons all died in house fire and the only survivor was Deb A.K.A. Sinfully Delicious and the only reason Deb is still alive is because Tonya saved her life, the National Guard is giving Tonya a medal for being a hero and for all of you who knew her she loved all her friends with all her heart, she will be terribly missed by a lot of us and I'm in need of all of your prayers, Love Deb Here is the links to Tonya's and Deb's page if you would like to stop by and pay your respect's... BI-SEXY MOLLY*~RIP MY SISSY, TONYA SAVED MY LIFE & THE NATIONAL GUARD IS GIVING HER A MEDAL,
Prayers Needed For A Hero..please Read And Repost! (repost)
A Tribute to Tonya A.K.A. Bi Sexy Molly Tonya aka Bi Sexy Molly dies a hero in fatal house fire she saved her sister in laws life, her brother Mickey aka Sr Dark Knight also sins husband just died in Oct. now Tonya and her mom and her 2 sons all died in house fire and the only survivor was Deb A.K.A. Sinfully Delicious and the only reason Deb is still alive is because Tonya saved her life, the National Guard is giving Tonya a medal for being a hero and for all of you who knew her she loved all her friends with all her heart, she will be terribly missed by a lot of us and I'm in need of all of your prayers, Love Deb Here is the links to Tonya's and Deb's page if you would like to stop by and pay your respect's... BI-SEXY MOLLY*~RIP MY SISSY, TONYA SAVED MY LIFE & THE NATIONAL GUARD IS GIVING HER A MEDAL,
Prayers Needed For A Hero..please Read And Repost! (repost)
A Tribute to Tonya A.K.A. Bi Sexy Molly Tonya aka Bi Sexy Molly dies a hero in fatal house fire she saved her sister in laws life, her brother Mickey aka Sr Dark Knight also sins husband just died in Oct. now Tonya and her mom and her 2 sons all died in house fire and the only survivor was Deb A.K.A. Sinfully Delicious and the only reason Deb is still alive is because Tonya saved her life, the National Guard is giving Tonya a medal for being a hero and for all of you who knew her she loved all her friends with all her heart, she will be terribly missed by a lot of us and I'm in need of all of your prayers, Love Deb Here is the links to Tonya's and Deb's page if you would like to stop by and pay your respect's... BI-SEXY MOLLY*~RIP MY SISSY, TONYA SAVED MY LIFE & THE NATIONAL GUARD IS GIVING HER A MEDAL,
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Truth About Freemasons
http://www.hachettebookgroup.com/features/mason/guess_whos_a_mason.html
Have You Found Donald Christ?
So, I am attempting to sell two pieces of jewelry for court money on Craigslist. Two items that I don't wear often enough to keep around and they were given to me by BGJ for our first Valentine's Day together, I figure good timing. I have had one response (besides the token guy that says he is going to send me a bank check, he just needs all my information first), and the email it came from listed his name as "christ donald". So, I told Steer "Hey, some guy named Christ wants my earrings", to which he said "that's probably his last name, emails do that". I said "Donald Christ? Is that Jesus' cousin?" He said "Well his brother's name is Craig." Fair enough. So, I answered Him, but no response yet. I guess Jesus' cousin Donald is no longer interested in my earrings. This reminded us that a while back when Steer was selling his Dodge truck on Craigslist that a guy named Jesus had emailed him about his truck. Obviously Mexican in decent, but when they set up a meeting time Jesus said "I am
Whats Up People .
If you all would like to chat . I am the for it ..
What Shoud I Do??
Im tryin to think of a new name for myself, plesae help me out, let me know wat u think my new name should be
Earth Quake Truth
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Irish Luck
I want this back. It DOES work.His name was Fleming, and he was a poor Scottish farmer. One day, while trying to make a living for his family, he heard a cry for help coming from a nearby bog. He dropped his toolsand ran to the bog.There, mired to his waist in black muck, was a terrified boy, screaming and struggling to free himself. Farmer Fleming saved the lad from what could have been a slow and terrifying death.The next day, a fancy carriage pulled up to the Scotsman's sparse surroundings. An elegantly dressed nobleman stepped out and introduced himself as the father of the boy Farmer Fleming had saved.'I want to repay you,' said the nobleman. 'You saved my son's life.''No, I can't accept payment for what I did,' the Scottish farmer replied waving off the offer. At that moment, the farmer's own son came to the door of the family hovel.'Is that your son?' the nobleman asked.'Yes,' the farmer replied proudly.'I'll make you a deal. Let me provide him with the level of education my own
Joys Of Muslim Women
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A Song Ive Come To Really Love
Lady Antebellum One Day You Will One Day You Will (Dave Haywood / Charles Kelley / Hillary Scott / Clay Mills) You feel like you're falling backwards Like you're slippin' through the cracks Like no one would even notice If you left this town and never came back You walk outside and all you see is rain You look inside and all you feel is pain And you can't see it now Chorus But down the road the sun is shining In every cloud there's a silver lining Just keep holding on (just keep holding on) And every heartache makes you stronger But it won't be much longer You'll find love, you'll find peace And the you you're meant to be I know right now that's not the way you feel But one day you will You wake up every morning and ask yourself What am I doing here anyway With the weight of all those disappointments Whispering in your ear You're just barely hanging by a thread You wanna scream but you're down to your last breath And you don't know it yet Repeat Chorus
Catching Up
To everyone and everthing I follow on Facebook. My Facebook page is going bye bye and if I forgot to message you please get me your google + info so I can put you in my circles.
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To My Friends Who Are Wondering...
Riddles And Jokes
When John was six years old he hammered a nail into his favorite tree to mark his height. Ten years later at age sixteen, John returned to see how much higher the nail was. If the tree grew by five centimeters each year, how much higher would the nail be?
Amazing!
FUMafia Rules: 1.NO whining! 2.NO drama! 3.You were attacked because you logged onto FM! 4.You were hit 20 times because I couldn't kill you in 19!
The Johnson Family
Here's the story of a lovely lady Who was bringing up five very lovely kids. All of them had a heart of gold, like their mother, The youngest one in spurts. Here's the story, of a man named Cj, Who was busy with three boys of his own, They were four men, living all together, Yet they were all alone. Till the one day when the lady met this fellow And they knew it was much more than a hunch, That this group would somehow form a family. That's the way we all became the Johnson Bunch. The Johnson Bunch, That's the way we all became The Johnson Bunch. The Johnson Bunch.
Changes
Ok so today I was given a 100$ to spend, there were two rules to spending this money... 1. I had to spend all 100$ on me and 2. I was not allowed to pay bills with it either. So needless to say I was at a total loss as to what to do with the money. Anyone who knows me knows i have a much easier time spending money on other people. I sat for HOURS trying to think of what to spend it on, I asked a few friends and even my mom. After a while i just gave up and found other things to do. Later tonight my mom and i went to the grocery store, and i totally made the mistake of going hunger...lol. BUT i ended up spending almost 100$ on groceries... and not just junk and horribly fatty stuff like i would normally do in such circumstances. I actually bought HEALTHY food. I was so proud of myself, and it got me to thinking. That if i can take the extra effort and try to do this EVERY month or EVERY time i go to the store I can actually make myself feel better and look better. So i am goin
Poetry By Me
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Newbies
If you've joined Fubar because of one of my links then you're probably here just to see my naughty pics. When you join, you are at level zero. Fubar have implemented an anti-spam measure where adult over-18 NSFW material is only accessible to people level one or above. This means that you have to perform enough actions to go up a level. Luckily for you, it can be done in only a couple of minutes. Rate some profiles and pictures, and leave lots of comments on the pics. Don't forget to upload your own pics so people can rate & comment yours too. Send some add requests to people you think you might wanna be friends with (or just wanna fuck! lol). You only need 250 points to get your first level. If it takes more than a couple of mins, then you're doing something wrong! :D The more you take part, the better the site is for everyone!
Cause I Was Told!
Dear Boo I am writing this blog for you My breasts will soon say moo Im having problems taking a poo Maybe i should sit on the lue I love you Boo
When Is This Ok To Send To Someone U Dont Know??
After seeing your pictures, you had me hard in my pants and after this morning, I want to hold you, suck your tits, and rub my hands all over you. I want to see you and unbutton your blouse to expose your bra and to see your nipples pushing thru. I run my tongue deep in your mouth as my fingers slide under your bra and I squeeze your breast. I unsnap your bra to expose your tits, to see your nipples hard and erect. My cock grows so hard in my pants. Your hand presses against the fabric of pants to feel my hardness. You unzip them to rub your fingers on the head of my cock. You feel the smoothness and the wetness from my precum. Your fingers continue to trace the form of my endowment and you play in my precum. You sexily remove your fingers and place them in your mouth to taste my sweet nectar. My hand slides down your body in search of your inner thigh. I slowly drag my hand so close to your womanhood and I stop. You unbutton my pants and drop them to the floor. You take
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These Make Sense
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess "Will you marry me?"The Princess said, "NO!" And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf and dated women half his age stayed out all night and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.The End
Things I Love!
I have been on this one website for awhile, but it wasn't until recently that I really started using it. If you are into fetish stuff you should come and make a profile here:
Rip Great Grandpa!
Well Lets Start Off I Have Lost 3 Family Members Since The Being Of The Year And The Most Recent Was My Last Great Grandpa Passed Away Yesterday Morning...So I Have Been Down In The Dumps Lately But I Just Needed 2 Write About It 2 Get It Off My Chest! This Man Was Loved By All He Was A Great Guy And A Great Grandpa Always Smiling And Laughing And Joking Around...But The Happy Part Is He Is Now With My Great Grandma Pane And They Must Be Really Happy 2 Be Finally Back Together Again! So As I Am Ending This I Just Wanna Say R*I*P* Great Grandpa Pane May U Rest In Peace And Be Happy And Joyful With Great Grandma Pane! God Bless Your Souls! Love You Great Grandpa Pane!
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Poems Written For Me
WHEN YOU GAVE ALL YOU HAD & DONE ALL YOU COULD, AN UNGRATEFUL FAMILY CAN MAKE YOU ENDURE HE PAIN OF PARENTHOOD. FEELING UNAPPRECIATED YET YOU CONSTANTLY GIVE, KNOWING THE LOVE FOR YOUR KIDS IS YOUR REASON TO LIVE. ENDURING THE PAIN OF PARENTHOOD SEEING THE PROGRESS YOU HAVE BUILT, ADMITTING YOU HAD IT ROUGH WITHOUT A LOT OF REGRET & VERY LITTLE GUILT. THE WORST THING YOU CAN DO OR EVEN THINK OF, IS TO BE HAT PARENT WHO WILL BUY A CHILD'S LOVE. AGAINST FAMILY MEMBERS MY PARENTING TAKES A BACKSEAT, FIGHTING FOR THE LOVE OF YOUR CHILD YOU CAN NO LONGER COMPETE. DOING ALL THAT YOU CAN DO ONLY WHAT YOU COULD, HOLDING BACK TEARS ENDURING THE PAIN OF PARENTHOOD. THANKS LYNDA!
Life
Through out the world People look at the Human life different and understand it differently.personally I think Life is everything that you could think of. What i mean by this is today some say that life is a Journey, a test, a reason, a experiment, and work . I believe that it is everything. i mean do we really know the reason of why we exist? To me life is a journey because no one knows whats going to happen on that journey to get to where u believe u belong and when its going to end. For example do u know when your going to fall in love, make another life, get hurt, or DIE?
Rei's Poem
Mountain, heavy are the mountains
What Makes A Dad
A dad is a person who is loving and kind And often he knows what you have on your mind. He's someone who listens, suggests and defends A dad can be one of your best friends! He's proud of your triumphs, but when things go wrong, A dad can be patient and helpful and strong. In all that you do, a dad's love plays a part. There's always a place for him deep in your heart. And each year that passes, you're even more glad, More grateful and proud
Dirty Jerzey...all True...btw...
How To Drive In Jersey. . .(was sent to me as a joke...but ummm...it's...uhhhh...true...yeah...it is...1. You must first learn to pronounce the city name. It's Nork - rhymes with Fork, not New-ark.2. The morning rush hour is from 5 AM to NOON. The evening rush hour is from NOON to 7 PM.
Health Care At Its Finest....
Well, as the saying goes it doesn’t take an Einstein? Or does it? I suppose that is the question at hand here. Four months ago I had a horrid infection in my stomach that spread to my upper intestine. Which caused my digestion to get all messed up, oh joy. Not that I like to eat anyway…however my doctor gave me this medicine to help me with digestion.
A Grim Fiscal Forecast
In his State of the Union address last week, President Obama vowedthat his administration would enforce a three-year spending freeze tohelp dig the country out of a "massive fiscal hole." But thePresident's spending freeze would only apply to one-eighth of allspending and save a mere $15 billion. That's just a drop in thebucket, especially considering the $3.8 trillion 2011 budgetproposal the White House released on Monday. According to thesefigures, freeze or no freeze, that "massive fiscal hole" is aboutto get much deeper. The President's new budget commits the nation to "trillions morein spending than taxpayers can afford,
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This Is So Sad.
Please take the time to say a prayer for Deb “Sinfully Delicious”, she was the only survivor of a house fire late Friday night 1-22-10. Tonya “Bi-Sexy Molly”, another fu-friend, devoted National Guard member also died.
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If you feel it is necessary to only come to my page to get me to come to a lounge, vote on a mumm, or view a member please don't!
Fubar
Okay, I was wondering what other users would want done if Fubar offered to make ONE change and one change only.
Lucky Charms
Don't cheat! Before you read on, choose your favorite marshmallow bit from Lucky Charms from the list below:Pink heartsYellow moonsOrange starsGreen cloversBlue diamondsPurple horseshoesThose icky oat bitsOkay. Have you got one in mind? Now you can read on. And don't change it!An amazing new study shows that your favorite Lucky Charms marshmallow bit shape determines what you're like in bed!Yes, it's true--just take this simple test to determine your true bedroom personality:GREEN CLOVERS: If your favorite Lucky Charms marshmallow shape is the green clover, you're a happy-go-lucky type in bed. You don't take anything too seriously in the bedroom or elsewhere and always manage to have a good time, even if you have someone else with you. You don't have any patience with depressed people and tend to sit on them until they cheer up.BLUE DIAMONDS: If your favorite marshmallow shape is the blue diamond, your thoughts in bed are mostly about what you'll get later. "If he really enjoys this, w
Borrowed Words
Neighborhood Hazard (or: Why the Cops Won’t Patrol Brice Street) by Daniel Meyer
Valentines Day Train
HEY I'M HOSTING MY FIRST VALENTINES DAY TRAIN!!!
Couldnt Have Said It Better Myself
Well I've run through rainbows and castles of candy I cried a river of tears from the pain I try to dance with what life has to hand me My partner's been pleasure... my partner's been pain
I Am Back
I haven't been on in months. My life got so hecked I just stopped communicatting with pretty much anyone. I hope all ha been well with all of you and can't wait to start hearing from you again. Those of you who know me well know I have alot going on in my life. let me know if you are in need of anything. as always love and hugs tiny tears
Satisfaction
My Punishment
The Dominant Wife, The Dominant Life
HARLEY DAVIDSON FACES STIFF COMPETITION WITH NEW LINE OF MOTORCYCLES FROM JOHNSON MARINE . At a press conference late Monday, the CEO of Johnson Marine, makers of Johnson outboard marine engines and other recreational equipment, unveiled a new line of heavyweight cruiser style motorcycles designed to compete head to head with industry leader Harley-Davidson. Peter Long, Johnson brands marketing manager said, "We have studied the market and determined that Harley, while highly successful, has narrowly missed the mark when targeting motorcycle buyers". Long added, "We at Johnson are convinced that our product hits the target dead center and promises to draw sales away from Harley-Davidson in a way no other motorcycle has been able to accomplish". The new line of bikes, marketed under the name Big Johnson Motorcycles, will, according to Long, deliver what Harley has only promised. "Our research show that this, a Big Johnson, is what Harley buyers are really after". At the unve
Untrapted Truth
taken from my heart, ill place it in yours. given to you with all my promises, but without asking for any in return. being understanding enough to always be by yourside. Ill never test it for I know its true causing loving you is all i know to do.
Be My Valentine
It is 8 days until Valentines Day. The one I would love to spend it with doesn't want to spend it with me.Sad I know. So who will be my valentine? Let me know and blow my kisses my way.
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Sugababes Lyrics
"Too Lost In You" You look into my eyes I go out of my mind I can't see anything Cos this love's got me blind I can't help myself I can't break the spell I can't even try I'm in over my head You got under my skin I got no strength at all In the state that I'm in And my knees are weak And my mouth can't speak Fell too far this time [Chorus:] Baby, I'm too lost in you Caught in you Lost in everything about you So deep, I can't sleep I can't think I just think about the things that you do (you do) I'm too lost in you (Too lost in you) ooh Well you whispered to me And I shiver inside You undo me and move me In ways undefined And you're all I see And you're all I need Help me baby (help me baby) Help me baby (help me now) Cos I'm slipping away Like the sand to the tide Flowing into your arms Falling into your eyes If you get too near I might disappear I might lose my mind [Chorus:] Baby, I'm too lost in you Caught in you Lost in everything about you So deep, I can't sleep I can't thi
Ck2
DO U HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A KANDY KISS GURL... IF SO LEAVE a comment in the box below RULES FOR BEING A KANDY KISS GIRL 1) must add/rate /and fan other members the ppl you MUST add are listed below 2) must add kandy kiss member (kkg etc.) in name 3)must be a member of ck2 for week or more 4)must promote ck2 and urself as a kandy kiss you can get of the promotional bullys from any name on the list 5)owner and head members must have ur yahoo messenger(yim)listed below 6)must be level 5 or higher 7) if a kkg has an issue with another kkg they need to come to Karizma or DJ Only 8) KKG are not to do any thing that will disgrace the ck2 name if you do you will be asked to take kkg out of your name 9) each kkg needs to have a kkg skin in rotation of their backgrounds from Karizma profile skins 10) must
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lost with out thought reminiscing things of past, present and future. Contemplating the outcomes of choices he has at this time. Where will they lead him, what will they do to him, does he want to be there or be that person.
My Sister
my sister walks around the house like she has a stick up her ass and treats me like shit and then wants me to help her with things and it be alright. But when i treat her the same way she dose not like it and i cant even stat to woneder why i dont know about her i just tell to piss of and go on withmy day.
My Most Chereshed Moment
Me an my bottle of eight star were just thinking of this place we know, its the most magical place I've ever bean and so beautiful, its like our own little slice of heaven. you have to walk like a mile strait up this huge hill an at the top it kind of Plato's off there's just enough of these really big tall trees to give you privacy from the mansion across the holler to the right of the path. there's also a huge holler at the left end of the Plato { like an island without the sea} in the middle there's an old fallen tree where two lovers set in the early dawn watching the sun rise with the most gorgeous Hughes of amber an gold light shimmering off the tree's an fallen leaves an there soul's connect making them forever soul mates . now close you're eyes and picture what you just read. and message me back the first thought or feeling that comes to you.
Let's Hear It
Let's here it for dirtbiker420. Another psychotic, jealous boyfriend who sees me as a threat. Will the immaturity ever stop?
U Have 2 Read This! It Is Real & Funny As Hell
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Truth
Let us be grateful, what we are blessed with. Let us be thankful for the love ones in our lives. Let us be grateful for the lessons we learn in life, no matter how hard, or painful the lesson is. Only by understanding that no matter, what happens in life that all things should be the way they are at all times, do we fully understand why we are and who we are, and what we are to become. ©Robert Piazza Jr.
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Your My Everything
I'm sorry that you feel I let you down or that I over stepped my bounds, I'm sorry that you feel hurt and angry and I wish I could take it all away. Now I'm cryin and feel like there is no hope in tryin i just feel like diein, without you by my side makes me feel like I'm already dead inside. Your like the air that I breath, the sun that keeps me warm and the moon light that guieds me thru the night, your what makes everything alright. Just like the air that I breathe, I need you and without you I have no air. Your the sun that lights my day and without you, it's like the sun forgets to shine. Without hearing from you in a day, makes time slow down and makes it feel like forever. I sit and wait for you to message me or call, Just to hear from you would be a relief from the pain I have from missing you. I love you and I can’t imagine me without you.
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