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What I’m doing with my life
Gonna get rich and take over the world. Yeah that sounds like a plan. I need an evil lil princess to be my accomplice. If you think you are up for the job, applications are being currently accepted in the message section of my page.
I’m really good at
Laughing
I hold the world record in speed blinking self proclaimed.
I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue. (That shit made you smile)
I am an excellent shopping cart driver.
I can use a straw but i suck with chop stixx not even sure why i related the 2 tasks.
Oh yeah im house trained... i'm sure thats a plus
Tying my shoes is a little iffy, so for the days i cant manage i have velcro.
The six things I could never do without
Cocoa puffs
aluminum foil
breathing ( that shoulda been first i know)
water, yeah thats a good one gotta have that too
crack heads, cause i mean everyone needs a good deal right?
my nose, its not the best nose but i have become somewhat attached to it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Do they put the prize or the Cracker jacks in first?
On a typical Friday night I am
Knocking on the doors of jehovahs witnesses asking if they wanna convert to atheism.
You should message me if
you read this and it made you laugh. if you got scared....then yeah im not for you. Okay look it was all fun you laughed, I had fun making it. I hope you had fun reading it.
