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Just when i thought my body couldn't hate me any worse... It proved I was wrong...
I feel like the captain of a pirate ship watching my crew start a mutiny...
WHY BODY WHY!
He res the latest mutiny im dealing with..
1. I realize that my body know thinks its funny to make me believe the brake is the gas pedal... Im driving along and i start slipping on ice, there's a car in front of me so i tap what my instincts have so long told me is the brakes... wrong im hitting the gas. I try again .. fail once again gas.. I grab the e brake and ignore the pedals. I miss the lady by a foot... Jeff has first heart attack!
2. Im making my toast with honey no crust on any side... I have applied to much butter so i go to flick the knife to remove the butter... as i aim for the sink and flick the knife slips out of my hands and hits the window...
3. Im putting away dishes, im carrying a plate to the cupboard and i drop it.. NOT sure exactly what happened I was carrying the plate one minute the next it was smashed on the floor.. I scream OPA!
4. I wake up in the middle of the night to pee... i pee forever, draining the Nile river i think.. then i walk back to bed and i have to get up because im thirsty...
5. IM GREEK AND FETA KILLS ME! I no longer can eat cheese....
There's one good thing well two .. im going to have a girl who's going to be in pageants and Witty will totally do her hair.. and i no longer have to drive anywhere or touch dishes...
Wicked and her a little bigger then a peach today...
