Fubar Blog Posts 4

Are You Really A Good Friend?
When you call someone your friend you should always think about their fellings. You should always think about how you use them. You should ask your self you are going to be the type of friend that they want. If you don't think about these things on a regular basis, then it probably means that you aren't being a very good friend. If all you do is see fault (whether it is true of not) in your friend, then you are not a good friend. I am so sick of people using and abusing each other and then when one person is having a bad day or missing another dramatic person, they twist crap around and stab you in the back and tell you that you are no good and worthless. I hope that who reads this, thinks back and can truly say that they have never done this anyone that they ever called friend or sister or brother or whatever you like call each other. If you can say that you have never done this, then you are the type of friend that will always be remember and are the one we (the ones who have

Never Too Grown For Potty Training!
When you have to visit a public bathroom, you > usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your > place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. > Every stall is occupied. Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly > knocking down the woman leaving the stall. > You get in to find the door won't latch. It doesn't matter. > The dispenser for the modern "seat covers" (invented by someone's Mom, > no doubt) is handy, but empty. You would hang your purse on the door > hook, if there were one, but there isn't - so you carefully but > quickly drape it around your neck, (Mom would turn over in her grave > if you put it on the FLOOR!), yank down your pants, and assume "The > Stance." > In this position your aging, toneless thigh muscles begin to shake. > You'd love to sit down, but you certainly hadn't taken time to wipe > the seat or lay toilet paper on it, so you hold "The Stance." > To take your mind off your trembli

Pork Before Swine
Burn Burn Burn Burn Burn Burn Burn Shove skin Jerk off with a fistful of worms Churn Churn Churn Churn Churn Churn Churn Turn stone Galvanize your salvaged fuck face award Stroke Stroke Stroke Stroke Stroke Stroke Stroke Choke back Open up for fellatious prayers to Christ our lord Sore Sore Sore Sore Sore Sore Sore Red and black I bled all over the basketball court More More More More More More More Well worn Face wearing the weathered marks of the unborn Floor Floor Floor Floor Floor Floor Floor Head propelled projection Gasoline soaked pantyhose Light Light Light Light Light Light Light Platinum plating Wither in the sunshine Tight Tight Tight Tight Tight Tight Tight Loose thread We’re coming apart mid-flight Hear Hear Hear Hear Hear Hear Hear A purring steer It gets louder when you bring it near your gear Mine Mine Mine Mine Mine Mine Mine Doused in slime It may not much but I am still alive Find Find Find Find Find Find Find Collapsed mine Diamond

Case Of Mistaken Identity
Bill works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Bill! How ya doin?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh no," says Bill. "He's on my bowling team." When they are seated, a waitress asks Bill if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?" "I recognize her. She's the waitress from the golf club. I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey." A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Bill, starts to rub herself all over him and says, "Hi Billy. Want your usual table dance, big boy?" Bill's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Bill follows and spots her getting into a c

Soldier Of Misfortune
Soldier of survival, I’ve been hiking for miles I’ve got my guts in my hands but I can’t look at it (that’s vital) Don’t see it; don’t recognize how bad it is Because if I pay attention to it, I may be tempted to give a shit I’ll make no progress if I worry about the danger I’m in I’ll never reach base if I try to stop and mend it If I rest I’ll be vulnerable to the circling scavengers who want to pick it I may carry the smell of exposed meat But I reject the stench of defeat March on to the merciless beat Because I’m the sole survivor of the kamikaze fleet I have to report to his majesty I don’t think he knows how messy the battle field is getting I need to offer my dwindling pulse so he may get battle ready Climb atop his savage steed and make a mockery of our enemies The days are stretching into weeks The wound is going gangrene I hope he can still lick it clean I just have to keep moving my feet

A Bad Day
If you have an "I hate My Job" day, try this. On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement,"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested." Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,"I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson." HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH

Candia, N.h
CANDIA, N.H. -- A person was killed in a crash early Friday morning in Candia when his car left the road and collided with a tree. Police said Serge Evangelista Jr., 24, of Raymond, N.H., was pronounced dead at the scene. Officers said Evangelista failed to negotiate a curve on Route 43 and lost control of the vehicle. No one else was in the car. Investigators said that a Candia police officer had attempted to stop Evangelista in connection with driving erratically a few minutes before the crash, but the officer ended the chase because of hazardous road conditions Route 43, also known as Deerfield Road, was closed for several hours while the crash was investigated. Plz copy and paste to see video clip of car in the tree............... http://www.wmur.com/news/11092529/detail.html

Atten All Friends/fans-downraters
=== 'onecrazymomma ~Third in Charge~Cowgirls/Cowboys~FFF~Wolf Pack~ Proud Member' spewed forth the following at '2007-03-26 11:03:26'.. > > THESE 2 PEOPLE ARE FUCKING WITH ME AND I HAVE NO CLUE WHY THEY RATED MY PICS 1'S AND 8'S!!Fairy Princess=Sign my guestbook babies!! xoxo@ CherryTAP > ericmoore@ CherryTAP > THEY HAVE ME BLOCKED, I HAVE THEM BLOCKED! WTF!! > > > (repost of original by 'onecrazymomma ~Third in Charge~Cowgirls/Cowboys~FFF~Wolf Pack~ Proud Member' on '2007-03-26 09:42:40') > (repost of original by 'jt' on '2007-03-26 10:24:46') > (repost of original by 'onecrazymomma ~Third in Charge~Cowgirls/Cowboys~FFF~Wolf Pack~ Proud Member' on '2007-03-26 10:40:57') > (repost of original by 'SourApplePunkRocker' on '2007-03-26 10:43:44')

Skancrament
I said all That’s first, during and last Take a shot to the face and slam to the ass Language tending to be crass Fuck a line, I’ll take you all on en-mass Get so high I go through the ceiling Unidentifiably murdering mortal earthlings I do not like you Even if you’re not a human being Completely fucking worthless Even if you do have your uses Peon’s mind makes you think you’re doing the abusing You’re just a numbered notch on the way to the same old conclusion No excuses Band-aid solution Reaching the sublime side of the current revolution Saved by a stroke of ruthless I can taste my absolution At the end of your pollution Eyes roll back in confusion As I make my soul incision

Please Remind Me.....
please remind me not to do any more contest.....i really do hate them....especially bomb ones!! maybe cause i never win.....just not good at pimpin myself.....maybe i need a manager....anybody up for the job xoxo, becky

Tsr Registration Certificate
Registration Certificate for 785-857-636 This is to certify that the registrant with number 785-857-636, with email address scprincess94@yahoo.com, is registered in The Slave Register as an owned slave; and that the registrant's owner is declared to be Mistress M; and that the registrant has been collared by Mistress M since the 24th day of March 2007. The registration number 785-857-636 was issued on the 4th day of November 2006. The current registration details may be inspected at 785-857-636.slaveregister.com

Game
Steel strapped to waist; belt of utility Tools to bind, to torture, to kill, tools of perversity I am not a player; I am the game, who wants to play me? Soft, pulsating tongue-thrusts only exist behind biting teeth Break out in sweat as we break flesh and I break my back in glee Skin recedes from opposite sides of the wound, boasting its elasticity Test the theory and bounce your hands off me Crash a slap into me, I dare you, try to make me scream Bend me against your bleeding knee You best act fast because I move swiftly You won’t be able to own me unless you can catch me Although I want to be caught I don’t want to make it easy Even though I don’t want to be on top I do want you to overthrow me So step right up and test your strength Get locked inside the monster’s cage Step in the way of the brutal pace Reach out and give the rabies a taste Are you ready to have rationality pushed out of your brain? Are you ready to do your best to beat down a sturdy frame? Grab a

"just Ranting"
Perks of Life "Life is what u make it, not what is tossed at u." "At fault, never more than idiotic nonsense." "Tempers flare, tears fall, rage is beknownst to break u." "Cry for me, I'd cry for u, do u still care or did u ever?" "Hmm, innocense is a virtue, it beholds the truth, but are u willing to hear it?" "P.S. To all that read these, dont copy.....get your own minds rattling at the perks of life......and let downs.....Thanks....but hope u all like......"

Making Pranks By Jeff Hammond / Fox Sports
Making PranksBy Jeff Hammond / FOX Sports03/27/07I'm pretty excited about a new opportunity that has come my way. Lee Roy Mercer punks drivers with prank calls, and he's gotten some pretty heavy hitters, like Tony Stewart, Rusty Wallace and Dale Jarrett. I'm just really excited to be a part of his new CD, "Gone Racin'" (available in April). Plus we've got another association with him and Kenny Wallace at ScreenRacer.com. If you get a chance, go to LeeRoyMercer.com, and check him out. We're hoping that we're going to be able to get these on JeffHammond.com and eventually DWStore.com because I think race fans are going to love it. Click the link below to read the story on Foxsports.comCOT Gas 'n Go: All's well that ends well

All Females......
to all the females out there who have been with a guy who is really a dog.... but have u ever wondered y that is??? well for example.. i met a woman and i try my hardest 2 be honest open and streght foward... this person shows intrest and begin 2 talk then all of a sudden when i show a lil intrest and treat her like a woman should all of a sudden nothin... no longer talks calls texts nothin... and girls wonder why there arent any nice, good loyale guys out there any more... we are far and few in between now days, and im starting to ask myself y??? because if i was a dog like 98% of the guys out there i would have just about any female i lusted for and wouldnt have to deal with these stupid games... if something dont change very soon.... i am goin 2 do it myself and say FUCK IT! cause i can be that way 2. for some strange reason that what the females want....... LATER

25 Things Never To Say To A Naked Man ...
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahhhh, it’s cute. 3. Why don’t we just cuddle... 4. You know they have surgery to fix that. 5. Make it dance. 6. Can I paint a smiley face on it? 7. Wow, and your feet are so big. 8. It’s OK, we’ll work around it... 9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? 10. It’s a good thing you have so many other talents 11. (giggle and point) 12. Can I be honest with you? 13. Does it come with an air pump? 14. This explains your car. 15. Maybe if we water it, it’ll grow. 16. So this is why you judge people on their personalities. 17. At least this won’t take long. 18. I never saw one like that before. 19. But it still works, right? 20. It looks so unused. 21. Maybe it looks better in natural light. 22. Are you cold? 23. If you get me real drunk first. 24. Is that an optical illusion? 25. What is that?

Fbi Knows About Vampires
WASHINGTON - A terrifying FBI interoffice memo reveals that the U.S. Government not only believes in vampires, but considers them a major threat to our country! The memo was leaked by an FBI staff member who came into its possession during the course of his work. The source asked that his name not be revealed. The note is written in brief, broken sentences but its meaning is chillingly clear : "Here is info you requested. 60,000 vampires currently active on America's streets. Mostly large urban areas. At least 9,000 American lives claimed so far this year. Number of deaths likely to climb as creatures are becoming bolder. We recommend begin National 'War on Vampires' immediately." FBI officials will neither confirm nor deny the information contained in the memo, but vampire expert Charles Gulton says he believes it's high time the government starts taking actions against what he and his colleagues have said for years is the most serious problem facing America. Gul

Fading..
Funny how the greatest stimulation in talking to someone is when you don't know them, when you're learning the ins and outs, the whats and what nots. But when you run into them a second, third, fourth, fifth time... that interest level, that intrigue between one another, seems faded away...

Just Wondering.....
So I have to sit and wonder why people come look at my page but dont rate, dont add, dont fan, dont comment well yea do NOTHING!! Just erks me sometimes... wow I think Imma moody bitch tonight huh LOL well Imma take my moody ass to bed... nite

Do You Dare Fill It In?
Do you dare fill it in? It is so direct, Im sure many of you think I would love to fill it out but then think to your selves...my god it hits every personal thought about the person I would send it to.... For those it offends.....toss it For those who are fearless....fill it out For those who are shy....give it a try Gettin to Know You... Body: y = Yes n = No m=Maybe Would you? Will you? [_] give me your number? (_ _ _) _ _ _- _ _ _ _ [_] kiss me? [_] let me kiss you? [_] watch a porn movie with me? [_] take me out to dinner? [_] let me drive you somewhere? [_] take a shower with me? [_] buy me a drink? [_] take me home for the night? [_] let me sleep in your bed? [_] Sing car karaoke w/ me? [_] re-post this for me to answer your questions? [_] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere? [_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me? [_] let me make you breakfast? [_] help me with h

Spending Time Wondering
Been spending time wondering why things are the way they are. I still have no answers so I guess I will just move on and make the best out of it all and thank the stars above for my wonderful family and my good health. Oh and alway's remember it takes a big man to cry, but an even bigger man to laugh at the big man crying!!! Think about that one it is definitely easier to understand.

Quiet
I walk into the building with a package in hand Rage Against The Machine keeps playing in my head I tell myself it will be over so quick I can't deal with these government pricks Soon it will be quiet All will be silenced Rage against the machine Rage against the machine As I leave there is a knowing smile I hurry to try and get in that mile Boom All is quiet Rage Against the Machine Rage Against the Machine

What Kind Of Dragon Are You?
What kind of Dragon are you? Red DragonYou are unpredictable, loud, and very much proud. You are the toughest and everyone knows it. You have a tendancy to hoard money, jewels, and other goods. You have a bad temper and tend to let people know about it. When someone sets you off, they better know how to run, because they\'re going to need it. Take this test

A Woman
By the time the Lord made woman, he was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart-and she will do everything with only two hands." The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish." " But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days." The angel moved closer and touched the woman."But you have made her so soft, Lord."

Alwayz Away
Many times I have traveled, and many times I have stayed. Only the times that I was away could remind me of how I wanted to stay. In thimes of dissaray only will we seek out those that make us so afraid. Oh to stay and look at what we've been left with today! Day by day I pray that you will stay -- Jess Wess

The Women Who Love And The Bitches That Steal Other Womens Men
YA KNOW THERE ARE ALOT OF SKANKS ON CHERRY TAP WHO THINK THAT THEY CAN COME BETWEEN COUPLES ON CHERRY TAP YA KNOW THAT REALLY PISSES ME OFF IS THAT YOU GET GOOD HONEST WOMEN WHO FALL IN LOVE WITH THESE DAWGS AN WANNA BE PLAYAS ON CT AND THEN THEY TRY TO PLAY IT OFF AS IF THEY WERE ONLY TALKING TO THE OTHER WOMAN RIGHT YOU DAWGS THAT DO THIS ARE JUST PLAIN GUTTLESS AND YOU WOULDNT KNOW A GOOD WOMANS HEART OR LOVE IF IT KICKED YOU IN THE FUCKIN ASS GUYS IF YOU GOT A GIRL ON CT GROW THE FUCK UP AND QUIT BEIN PIGS AND START TREATING YOU WOMAN BETTER AN SHOWING HER THE FUCKIN RESPECT THAT SHE DESERVES EXSPECIALLY IF SHE GOES OUT OF HER WAY TO BE PLEASING AN HELPFUL AND LOVING TO YOUR DUMB FUCK RETARTDED ASS IF IT WERE ME LADIES AND YOU ARE MESSIN WITH MY MANOR SOMEONE ELSES MAN TRUST ME THE OTHER WOMAN ALWAYS FINDS OUT ABOUT SKANKS LIKE YOU AND IF I WERE IN THAT POSTION I WOULD COME STARIGHT FOR YOUR ASS AN SHOW JUST HOW A GOOD OLE ASS WHOOPIN FEELS LIKE TRUST ME OUTLAW PINK DONT TAKE ANY

Mythological Creature
You scored as Demon. Demon: Darkness is your sanctuary. Demons are many and are all different in appearence and rank. The most common are the ones that feed off of human souls. They love to make someone fall into their inner darkness. Blood, wrath, murder... You name it they love it. These beings don't care who you are, if they set their sights on you, let's just hope you know a good excorist. They kill any love within you and pull you toward their side. By any means possible. You wish for chaos and hate, you are the Demon.Angel84%Demon83%Mermaid75%Faerie75%WereWolf67%Dragon67%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com

Eternal Quest
Eternal Quest I have a belief that we come to earth many times each time, the soul tries to attain a higher level of humanity --be closer to God and how he would have us be. And during those times-- maybe once we mate with another soul. Throughout our lives, our time on earth we keep looking for that soul-- in every life. And if we find no flames to start an eternal fire. Still we remain the dreamer— looking for that perfect love. And if I have not been able to find it in this life--and if I die, I will take it with me tucked away in my heart— the one thing I take away from this life. And come again in another life to find it. We are reeds in the wind of fate. I know not where the wind will toss us, but I will survive if you hold my hand. Let us begin the eternal quest together.

Over Looking Mr. Right
In alot of ways...This Is So me so I had to re-post but NOT all these words and feelings are mine. So no hate mail please. This is to all of the girls in the world who can't accept the nice guys for who they are: I'm sorry I was raised with respect; not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not an asshole I'm sorry that I treat you like a lady and not a punching bag I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puki

Rough Sex Facts
Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard ........................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor.................8 cal With Differen

The Wisdom Of Larry The Cable Guy.......
The wisdom of Larry the cable guy....... 1. A day without sunshine is like night. 2. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 5. Remember, half the people you know are below average. 6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. 8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap. 9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have. 10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. 12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. 13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand. 14. OK, so what's the speed of dark? 15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. 16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. 17.

The Nights End
Ok well its 2:00 am and I am a little weirded out. I was sitting here earlier and the phone rings . I couldent place the voice , turns out a very old freind from when I was in elementry school somehow tracked my number down . And this freind was my best freind way back when . We used to pretend we were the Beetles and run around singing beetles songs...Eeeew hippie shit ! Anyhow he was obviously wasted , he was talking my ear off. Then he asked me if I knew anyone who wanted to buy some sorta somthing . I assume it was drugs . He wasent too clear, then explained he was addicted to herion . Now when I lived in Seattle I knew too many who used herion . Personally I never tried it (that I know of ) I mean I smoke weed and have had some weed that will completly wipe me out. But he was saying how shitty things were yadda..yadda . I felt bad really bad, but I know the worst thing I could do is invite him over . Or give him money or such seems he is back in town and hasent got

Happy Birthday Daddy Reid
Today would have been Reid Salsbury's 78th birthday!My father.. We lost him 2 years ago on July 4th to a rare lung disease. Even though its been 2 years, the pain is still very fresh. Death is something that you learn to deal with, But NEVER get over. I think of him and miss him everyday! But even though he is gone in the physical world, I feel his spirit around me, guiding me, protecting me and loving me as if he were still here. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I'M FREE Don't Grieve For Me For Now I Am Free I'm Following The Path God Laid For Me I Took His Hand When I Heard Him Call I Turned My Back And Left It All I Could Not Stay Another Day To Laugh To Love To Work Or Play Tasks Left Undone Must Stay That Way Iv'e Found My Peace At The Close Of Day If Parting Has Left A Void Then Fill It With Remembered Joy A Friendship Shared A Laugh A Kiss Ah, Yes These Things I Too Will Miss Be Not Burdened With Times Of Sorrow I Wish You The SU

William Shakespeare, Sonnet I
William Shakespeare, Sonnet I FROM fairest creatures we desire increase, That thereby beauty's rose might never die, But as the riper should by time decease, His tender heir might bear his memory: But thou, contracted to thine own bright eyes, Feed'st thy light'st flame with self-substantial fuel, Making a famine where abundance lies, Thyself thy foe, to thy sweet self too cruel. Thou that art now the world's fresh ornament And only herald to the gaudy spring, Within thine own bud buriest thy content And, tender churl, makest waste in niggarding. Pity the world, or else this glutton be, To eat the world's due, by the grave and thee.

Action
I'll tell you all something about movies and im sure alot of you out there will agree with me when i say there are times that alot of people im sure dream and wish they could have a life like some people in movies but we all know its make beleave, there are times that we wish we could live in some movies. There are times i wish i was in some action movies like steven segal i wish i was that dude lol I would love being a badass like he is and also arnold and i'll tell you all something he used to be my favorite action movie actor now hes nothing because he wanted to stop all movies and become a stupid gov for cali but i sure dream about being in the movies its like it sets me free from the real world when your watching a good movie and its like your living it for a few hours untill u see the ending.

T.t.d. (mother's Day Cards)
Good Morning and welcome to TTD. Well it’s not really much of a Tirade but, my topic for consideration is this. Trying to make 100% content is impossible correct? I have often heard the fact is you can please most of the people most of the time and some of the people some of the time. But you can’t please all of the people all of the time. Soooo with that said, the fictional rule would be if you have 100 people and you please 95 of them you are way ahead of the game…right? Ok, let’s throw in Head teacher of Johnstown Primary School: Helen Starkey. Who would rather please 5% of the people and let 95% suffer. Her choice of not allowing a tradition which has been around for numerous years that which is the making of Mother’s Day Cards for the children’s mothers. She feels because 5% of the children do not have Mothers and would be hurt by the fact all the other children who do have mothers and were making cards for them. So instead of the possibility of those children it might hurt she

I'm Bankrupt!!!
What have you done here? >>>Smoked Weed - £10 >>>Did Acid - £5 >>>Ever had sex at church - £25 >>>Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to >>>you-£40 >>>Had sex with someone you met on Internet - £25 >>>Had sex for money - £100 >>>Vandalised something - £20 >>>Had sex on your parents' bed - £10 >>>Beat up someone - £20 >>>Been jumped - £10 >>>Crossed dressed - £10 >>>Given money to stripper - £25 >>>Been in love with a stripper - £20 >>>Kissed some one who's name you didn't know - £0.10 >>>Hit on someone of the same sex while at work - £15 >>>Ever drive drunk - £20 >>>Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk - £50 >>>Used toys while having sex - £30 >>>Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before - £20 >>>Went skinny dipping - £5 >>>Had sex in a pool - £20 >>>Kissed someone of the same sex - £10 >>>Had sex with someone of the same sex - £20 >>>Cheated on your significant other - £10 >>>Masturbated- £10

Funny Thing Happen Today/night
Funny thing happen today/night depending on what part of the world you live..Being a good Cherry friend/fan was checking out my alerts (not that you get all of them when people add thing to page pic,blogs,stash etc....Seeing a friend had posted new stash clicked link to check out rate and comment...Again doing the correct thing rating slow and checking out every 3 or 4 stash item ( so i don't get a error mess or some other shit )....So after giving the first couple the thumbs up so click link to see stash another great improvement to Cherry Tap.....WTF i am on mine own stash page( light bulb click on had been ripped )...That cool if they are to lazy to find there own i have no problem with that...But the thing that piss me off the most was that people from my friends list had give this stash the thumbs up ok cool...But when i check same stash on my page, low and behold not a sign of them rating mine.. ( Lesson learned Stash second time around is better than the first0 Yes i no i not f

My Blessings In Life 2
The 2nd most important blessing to me is my Outlaw. We started as the best of friends, he was there for me when I was going through a really rough relationship. I never realized how great a relationship that the best of friends could have. My world has been made complete with him as a part of it. The things that i have always searched for in a man I have found all of them in him. I love u Outlaw!

Al The Freaks In The House Say Ho
thats funny.......... anyways come on ppl lets hear about your freaky side whats the freakiest thing you did? where the craziest place you had sex? would/have you meet someone on here that you would/have or want to fuck? what positions do you like? do you like it rough? inquireing minds want to know if you dare comment anwser these or even have more ? that i didnt ask. oh well heres my anwsers the freakiest thing i did: post pics of me playing with myself on here still trying to get a good cum shot lmao... the craziest place i had sex:on the front porch roof of my babys moms mom's house in the snow and her step dad got home just as she came for the third time.lol i wave to him waited til he was in the house so i could finish thank god he didnt want to know what we were doing lol not really i mean i know i wouldnt have a chance plus id rather eat their pussy and im not saying who or which ones though lol whats my fav position: i like it sitting cause there is so much you c

Just Because
You stir me so deep inside Now my feelings I can’t hide The flame burns out of control Now I don’t care about my soul Only the passion I hold for you Only You are the one who knew How desires we share can fan the flame That nothing of the world can tame Fires that forge two into one makes us forever till time is done To think you. To breathe you every day To long when apart for you in every way To know that forever you’re my heart and soul And to know without you I will never be whole Bonded in the spirit that we both share No other heart and soul can compare By R, Thomas Dinsmore Some ones picts got me thinking

Women
I don't think any man can truly understand the workings of a woman. Take me for instance. I have been "married" for almost five years now. YEs she wants a divorce and thinks we won't work as a couple. That part I understand, but what i don't understand is what I am about to tell you. Guys I thought this shit was just wrong, and girls maybe you could explain to me what she is doing, cause it blew my fucking mind. SHe was playing her Final Fantasy 11 game online and talking to her new boytoy that she decided she had feelings for at the same time of telling me she didn't have feelings for me anymore. She was talking to him and HIS ex starts fighting with her over HIM. This means she already stole someone else's boyfriend/fiance/husband and is already in a fight to keep him. Mind you we arent even divorced yet, and i am in the room and this shit is being read out loud by her to her new boytoy. What does this say about what her and I had together? Sounds like she didnt take time t

Working On My Minors
several of u have asked about my schooling. for those that dont know im enrolled in correspondence courses majorin in real estate and minoring in marketing & finance. at the current time im working on my finance class its coming along slowly, i never realized fractions were actually useful. i will try and keep yall updated as i progress along. i hope to have it completed within a yr and certified

Harry's Game
Imtheochaidh soir is siar A dtainig ariamh An ghealach is an ghrian Fol lol the doh fol the day Fol the doh fol the day Imtheochaidh an ghealach's an ghrian An Daoine og is a chail 'na dhiadh Fol lol the doh fol the day Fol the doh fol the day Fol lol the doh fol the day Fol the doh fol the day Imtheochaidh a dtainig ariamh an duine og is a chail ne dhiadh Fol lol the doh fol the day Fol the doh fol the day TRANSLATION I will go east and go west From whence came The moon and the sun The moon and the sun will go And the young man With his reputation behind him I will go wherever he came from - The young man with his reputation behind him

Tristan
I am so tired this morning,lol.Tristan has allergies really bad.He is the little boy I keep,I've been up with him since 2am..he was stopped up and couldn't breath.He finally went back to sleep about 6:30 and I should have went then also.but I didn't make it back to bed then..I was just headed to lay down a few minutes ago when he popped up and wanted warm chocolate milk,so I laid him down with me.I closed my eyes and waited a few minutes and could feel him watching me so I opened my eyes and he was right in my face,lol...He put his little hand on my face and said I wuv you Lisa,you can go to sleep....he can be so very sweet and loving...so naturally I got back up so he could watch cartoons :) lol.

Lubbins
You scored as Hot. You are Hot, you scream and are wild, people love doing anything sexual with you.Hot81%Soft75%Exciting69%Violent69%Sweet63%Wet44%Shy31%Awkward0%What is your sexual style?created with QuizFarm.com

Oh, And By The Way
That's what they siad when I asked how long the patient has had shortness of breath. "About three days. Oh, and by the way, now he has chest pains." Um, yeah, that would have been good information to relay to dispatch since they would have bumped that up a couple notches on the priority scale. I do know that a three year old wouldn't have walked up to this guy and said, "Gee mister, you look like you are having an acute left anterior descending myocardial infarction with associated pulmonary edema and respiratory difficulties." But I am pretty sure that they would have been able to see that this guy sitting on the edge of his bed sweating bullets, clutching his chest, and sounding like the opening of a cheech and chong movie (think bong pipe.) was desperately ill and needed more than just two liters of oxygen on a nasal cannula. See, nursing homes really are tangible evidence of evil. Thes places are famous for such aggresive stupidity as approaching two uniformed medics pushing a litt

My Hero Of September 11
I prepared myself, for the moments, too near; I would walk through the door; I would face my fear. Would he be alive? Or would he be dead? The party of firefighters that he had lead. I turned the golden knob, of our brown timber door, Next second I would know, whether he had survived this war. But when I entered the archway of my home, my castle, My world was shaken as I saw a small gift rapped parcel. My mother was looking at it but did not shed a tear, When heard I was home, all could be said was “Oh, Emilie, you’re here” We didn’t have to open it, we knew it was, It was father’s possessions, and a note telling our loss. I brushed my hair, and wore my best dress, For this day was special, better then the rest. My mother, so tired, so frail, Tried to argue against but burst into a wail. “Are you sure…” she said as she awoke “…That you want to go,” she quietly spoke. I told her, “fear not, for he will be grateful” He would be happy, rather

An Oldie But Well Worth Reposting...
I went to a party Mom, I remembered what you said, You told me not to drink, Mom, So I drank soda instead. I really felt proud inside, Mom, The way you said I would. I didn't drink and drive, Mom, Even though the others said I should. I know I did the right thing, Mom, I know you are always right. Now the party is finally ending, Mom, As everyone is driving out of sight. As I got into my car, Mom, I knew I'd get home in one piece. Because of the way you raised me, So responsible and sweet. I started to drive away, Mom, But as I pulled out into the road, The other car didn't see me, Mom, And hit me like a load. As I lay there on the pavement, Mom, I hear the policeman say, "The other guy is drunk," Mom, And now I'm the one who will pay. I'm lying here dying, Mom, I wish you'd get here soon. How could this happen to me, Mom? My life just burst like a balloon. There is blood all around me, Mom, And most of it is mine. I hear the

What Kinda Stoner Are You??
Whats Your Stoner Nickname? (PICS) Mother EarthYou are very in touch with nature and your elements. You enjoy smoking because its natural and helps you understand more about life and why we live. You probley dont shower much and have dreds. Over all you are a pretty chill person to smoke with.Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by myYearbook.com

Usefull Tips And Links
Usefull cherrytap tips!! this blog will be updated regularly and feel free to leave a comment with anything i might need to add. your imput is greatly appreciated. Usefull cherrytap tips!! 1. You can upload pics from your mobile phone at mobile@cherrytap.com 2. Try to always delete messages you’ve read. 3. If you are uploading NSFW content, mark it right away 4. Make sure your salutes are clear, have your user name, number, and @cherrytap.com on them before submitting 5. If you see a photo that is nsfw, click the report photo link below the picture. Help keep cherrytap clean! 6. Welcome new users to CherryTap. 7. Read the bible 8. Any user with an ORANGE name can help ya out with a question. They are bouncers and can be found by looking for help 9. The support lounge is a great place to ask questions and find answers to glitches and bugs going around Cherrytap. 10. Send referrals to friends quickly and easily by using your invite link at the top

Passing Storm Update
The Music to the Dark Ride is almost finished. During the original song writing process 2 and a half years ago this song was a thorn in my side. Thankfully I have figured out what was lacking and now have an almost completed Dark RIde. Tonight I plan on finishing the Dark Ride and starting on Silent Rain. Expect the Unexpected. Also concerning the track list Imaginations From The Other Side will NOT be a part of the cd.

Bummer
Last journey was dead long A man travelled up and down the same train line for six hours before staff realised he was dead. Ferdinando Borelli, 85, had a fatal heart attack, but other passengers assumed he was asleep, reports The Sun. He completed the route - from Savona to Turin in northern Italy - three times before cleaners tried to wake him at the company's depot. He was returning from holiday and died shortly after boarding the train.

Leave
you say you want to leave you can't take it my life is out of control you don't know what to say you are afraid you might hurt me I say leave if you want make up your mind I can't deal with it you want to leave but you stay you say good bye but you always come back you act like a dog you can't make up your mind you say you want to leave you can't take it you say I act like a kid well I am a kid I tell you to leave but you come back I say I can't live like this you leave and come back you can't make up your mind I tell you you act like a dog you say you want to leave I tell you to leave but you don't you stay you won't leave me alone

Standing Strong
"It's nice to know that you were there, Thanks for acting like you cared And making me feel like I was the only one It's nice to know we had it all Thanks for watching as I fall And letting me know we were done You were everything, everything that I wanted We were meant to be, supposed to be, but we lost it And all of our memories, so close to me, just fade away All this time you were pretending So much for my happy ending" Why is it the ones closest to us seem to let us down the most? Or blame us for when things go wrong??? I am happy today for the first time in a little bit, Im actually happy. I accept the way things are and am willing to grow from that. So although he thinks he can guilt me into returning yet again , I wont give in this time. He wont minipulate me again , he wont make me feel as If I owe him anything. I am a goddess , and he chose , not once but twice to forget that .I wont be controlled anymore , I wont be made to feel less of person If I dont

Stupid Laws
In Clarendon, TX., it is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster..... In Borger, TX., it is against the law to throw confetti, rubber balls, feather dusters, whips or quirts (riding crop), and explosive firecrackers of any kind. Portland, ME., makes it illegal to tickle a girl under the chin with a feather duster. Georgia law provides that it is a misdemeanor for any citizen to attend church worship on Sunday unless he is equipped with a rifle and it is loaded. It is contrary to Pennsylvania law to discharge a gun, cannon, revolver or other explosive weapon at a wedding. In Racine, WS., it is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep. In Fort Madison, IA., the fire department is required to practice fire fighting for fifteen minutes before attending a fire. A Chicago law forbids eating in a place that is on fire. San Francisco prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash. In Normal, IL., it is against t

Nsfw Ratings Are Bullshit!
The Cherry God(desses) came by last night and told me that my profile pic of my back is NSFW...again. What the fuck, Dude???? Do me a fav friends, please show your support and discontent via COMMENTS on my page so that the powers thatbe can see them and also help me pic a new profile pic. I don't want to fucking change it but I also don't want to get booted from my friends. Thanks Cherries!!! Help keep art ALIVE.... MUAH! ~TP

Sahar , That Settles That,
sahar was a handsome ,fun-loving young girl, albeit drunk when she got into the argument with sahar , her roommate of just 2 month " u can NOT kill me silent , u idiot ! " sahar shut her dead on the spot " oh , yes , u can " sahar said smiling .

The Woman Is A Complete Idiot
PHILADELPHIA, Pa. - A woman is suing the pharmacy that sold her a popular contraceptive jelly - because she ate the stuff on toast and got pregnant anyway. And, incredibly, many legal experts are saying she's got an excellent chance of collecting! "The woman is a complete idiot," said one attorney who asked that we not use his name. "How bright can you be if you think eating a vaginal gel will prevent conception? "But certain aspects of the case involve truth in labeling and false advertising issues. She may not collect but she'll make a lot of noise and trouble. People are down on lawyers anyway. They think we waste time and money on frivolous lawsuits. This isn't going to help our public relations any." A spokesman for the unnamed mom-and-pop drugstore says he's shocked and angry that such a case could ever be taken seriously. "All she has to do is open the box and read the directions," says the spokesman. "Next thing you know someone will come after us because they could

Wooden Heart
never stopped loving you Although the pain still hurts I never stopped thinking of you For I’m missing you; I’m trying to mend the pain Caused by the past, Trying to dry out the tears Caused by the crushed; Wondering why this needs to happen Asking you why You caused me this pain, Maybe, You don’t love me enough As I’m loving you so much It seems not worthy To suffer so much, Caused by the crushed Made my callous heart Bleeds a lot For you caused me pain And gave me a wounded heart.

Just To Let You Know A Little About Me
well lets see i am 31 years old and i have two wonderful and a awesome and very sexy hubby who i love alot. i am in the bbw adult model world and i have my own pay site wihich i hope goes very well. i also have my own yahoo grup which is free. well thanks for reading about me kinky kennedy

Love Speaks
A quiet pace of life Leads you to an intimate feeling An emotion to lead you To a greater adventure of the heart The heart makes mistake And becomes numb on a certain point of event But be sensitive if it feels the sincerity of one’s heart And makes it a wonderful start Being in-love is so easy But keeping it makes it difficult to maintain For the love needs to be nurture Like a plant in the garden Which, needs constant touch of love And watering of one’s sincerity Love don’t need to demand It just flows in the heart And give voluntary action That makes both happy And nourish each one’s heart You don’t need to talk much Just listen to your heart And be gentle When love speaks… Posted by piscesean Jay | Permalink

Just Like I Promised.
I promised to keep all of you posted on my progress in the Guard. Well I will be shipping to basic training in 15 days. Yes, I am scared but it's just because I have to be away from home and my daughter. I'm actually more sad than scared. I'm going to miss my daughters 2nd birth day and my birthday for that matter. Not really my idea of a good time to spend your 22nd in AIT. At least I hope I'll be in AIT as opposed to Basic. My grandmother is upset with the fact my MOS is a combat MP...She want's me to change my MOS to something that doesn't put me right in the middle of the hot spots...I told her I wanted to fly helicopters...that didn't set well either. My argument was I woluldn't be in the middle of it I would be abouve it. I don't think she found it very funny. I'm bursting with excitement and I can't wait until I go but at the same time I'm just not sure about all of this. I know it's going to be tough but I wouldn't be doing it if it was easy. I need chalenges in my

The Crystal Meth Poem
Couldn't resist adjusting spelling, format, and meter. Hopefully the original message still shines through. ~Feldar Msg From AsH.WeeE: This Hits Home For Me..I Was A Meth Head...Been Sober Almost 3 years...3 Yrs in April :) ----------------------------------------------- Crystal Meth! I destroy homes, I tear families apart I take your children and that's just the start I am more valued than diamonds, more precious than gold. The sorrow I bring is a sight to behold. If you need me remember, I'm easily found. I live all around you, in schools and in town. I live with the rich, I live with the poor, I live just down the road, and even next door. I'm made in a lab, but not one like you think; I'm made under your kitchen sink... Or in your child's closet, and even in the woods. If this scares you to death, it certainly should. I have many names, but I've one you'll know best. I'm sure you've heard of me, I'm CRYSTAL METH. My power is awesome. Try me - yo

Thank You For Loving Me
THANK YOU FOR LOVING ME PETE NOW I KNOW I CAN MOVE ON AND LET YOU FIND SOMEONE MUCH BETTER THEN ME THIS SONGS TO YOU EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T HAVE SPECKERS Music Video:THANK YOU FOR LOVING ME (by Bon Jovi)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE A PLACE IN MY HEART I HOPE YOU FIND SOMEONE 100 TIMES BETTER THEN ME

Summer
hey all, so i'm not going to be on as much due to my summer hours. my hours change this week. so if i'm on, it's in the morning to check mail/messages. then it's off to do things before work. so for those who i miss, my apologies now. so i wish everyone well and keep leaving messages/mail. i'll try to get back to you as soon as i can. =)

Jingoism Or Patriotism?
I've seen alot of "Support the troops! Repost this!" bulletins going around lately, and it's caused me to stop and wonder. How many people actually know what that means? While I know there are plenty of folks who actively work to support our men and women, whether through donations, mail, fund raising, etc., it's the yellow ribbon brigade that I wonder about. You know, those who think slapping a yellow ribbon on their cars counts. Supporting the troops is not telling those who ask questions to shut up. Supporting the troops is not accusing those who ask questions of being "terrorist sympathizers" or "appeasers". Supporting the troops is not sending our NG back 3, 4, 5 times and then denying them health care and VA access when they're back. Supporting the troops is - - asking why families have to raise money to buy their kid body armor. - asking why our men and women don't have properly armored HumVees. - asking why contractors are allowed to serve rotten foo

Crabby Old Man
When an old man died in the geriatric ward of a small hospital near Tampa, Florida, it was believed that he had nothing left of any value. Later, when the nurses were going through his meager possessions, they found this poem. Its quality and content so impressed the staff that copies were made and distributed to every nurse in the hospital. One nurse took her copy to Missouri . The old man's sole bequest to posterity has since appeared in the Christmas edition of the News Magazine of the St. Louis Association for Mental Health. A slide presentation has also been made based on his simple, but eloquent, > poem. And this little old man, with nothing left to give to the world, is now the author of this "anonymous" poem winging across the Internet. Crabby Old Man What do you see nurses? ......What do you see? What are you thinking......when you're looking at me? A crabby old man, ....not very wise, Uncertain of habit .......with faraw

Real Vs. Fake Friends
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn we fucked up.but that shit was fun!" FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours. FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life. FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste." FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the FUCK out.

Happy Easter.. For My Friends
Hello There Nice Person Did Anyone Ever Tell You, Just How Special You Are The Light that You Emit Might even Light a Star Did Anyone Ever Tell You How Important You Make Others Feel Somebody out here is Smiling About Love that is so Real Did Anyone Ever Tell You that Many Times When They were Sad Your E-mail made Them Smile a bit In Fact It made Them Glad For the Time You Spend Sending T hings And Sharing whatever You Find There are No Words to Thank You But Somebody, Thinks You're Fine Did Anyone Ever Tell You Just How Much They Like You Well, My De arest Friend Today I am Telling You I HOPE I GET THIS BACK I believe that without a friend you are missing out on a lot!!! BUT, you have to send it right now!! But don't just send it back, send it on to everyone.. Have a nice day, and I'm glad we are friends!!! THIS IS A HAND OF FRIENDSHIP YOU MUST PASS IT TO AT LEAST 4 FRIENDS!! Get more @ CherryTagz.com

A Startling Stastic!!!
A recent survey revealed that the average American walks 900 miles per year. Another revealed that the average American consumes 20 gallons of beer per year. Conclusion: The average American gets 45 miles per gallon.

Hmmm Any Ideas?
Its that time of year again and our annual father and son gardner snakes have emerged. The kids call em Big Poppa and lil poppa, other than providing humor when someone sees them while going in or out of the house, its a lil bit of a pain for the kids or guests. Anyone have any non kill repellant ideas? We've tried moth balls, it worked for a little while but the smell when the windows were open was very unspringlike.. im sure someone has a suggestion, anyone????

You
You're not alone, you're not insane you come from a place it always rains. you can't move on if you stuck in the past. now it's time for you to let go, Tears are a release it's time for you to spread your wings, and fly away tomorrow doesnt have to be your yesterday you'll never be alone your always have friends from now and the very end.

Goodness....
Let me take the fall Let me take the blame Let me carry you from hell To home again. Let me walk for you When your legs are weak Let me find the words for you When you can't speak CHORUS: Let me be your armor Let me be your shield Let me take away the pain you feel (your armor) Let me be the light That guides your way through darkest night Let me be your armor. Let me take the blows That were meant for you Let me help you the trials You're going through Let me keep you safe From the world outside Let me wipe away the tears That fill your eyes (CHORUS) Let me keep you from Experience you need Let me bind you with my selfishness And greed Let me stifle you Let me have control Let me smother Every aspect of your soul Ok, For my birthday, which is Nov. 9th. I want you to buy me the lead singer of Assemblage 23. I would like to keep him in my closet for times that I need beautiful words told to me. For Christmas, I want Prince. Just one

Holy Crapp!!!
Well the Catholic church is up to it again. The POPE in his infinite WISDOM ( a term I use very lightly, when dealing with the religious hierarchy) Has declared that young people aren’t talking about HELL enough. I thought that I would take the reins on this one and give the POPE a realistic view. ( I say this because in the religious realm of things the POPE is kinda like the President. Only he is full of even more SHIT) Well Mr. POPE. Its not that young people don’t discuss hell anymore, they are just too afraid to do it around your twisted sick minions of PERVERTED PRIEST that keep trying to stick there DICKS in there mouths or any other Orpheus they can get there GOD loving hands on…. So there is your answer and I hope that YOU POPE what ever your name is will fix this but giving your religions track record I don’t see that happening. THAT IS ALL ---- THE STERN

Job Description For Being A Parent....
This is hysterical. If it had been presented this way, I don't believe any of us would have done it!!!! POSITION : Mom, Mommy, Mama, Ma Dad, Daddy, Dada, Pa JOB DESCRIPTION : Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an, often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call. Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities! Travel expenses not reimbursed. Extensive courier duties also required. RESPONSIBILITIES : The rest of your life. Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily, until someone needs $5.00. Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly. Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat in cas

Plz Support Our Troops
I would love to show my fellow service members that I appreciate what they all have done for us so far in this hell of a time were in right now. I hope that it will all be over soon and they will be back w there familes very soon. Thanks for your help every one!!!! PFC. Jazz

Determine Your Age By How Many You Can Remember
1. Blackjack chewing gum 2. Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water 3. Candy cigarettes 4. Soda pop machines that dispensed bottles 5. Hamburg joints with tableside jukeboxes 6. Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers 7. Party lines 8. Newsreels before the movie 9. Slingshots 10. Butch wax 11. Telephone numbers with a word prefix (Olive - 6933) 12. Peashooters 13. Howdy Doody 14. 45 RPM records 15. S&H Green Stamps 16. Hi-fi's 17. Metal ice trays with levers 18. Mimeograph paper 19. Blue flashbulbs 20. Amos and Andy 21. Roller skate keys 22. Cork popguns 23. Drive-ins 24. Studebakers 25. Wash tub wringers If you remembered 0-5 = You're still young If you remembered 6-10 = You are getting older If you remembered 11-15 = Don't tell your age If you remembered 16-25 = You're older than dirt!

Empathic
I CAN FEEL YOUR PAIN, YOUR NEXT THOUGHT JUST CAME ACROSS MY LIPS, I CAN FEEL YOU,I KNOW WHEN YOU ARE HAPPY,OR SAD, I CAN SEE THINGS THAT WILL HAPPEN, I CAN SAY WHEN I WILL SEE YOU,OR WHEN YOU MIGHT CALL,I KNOW WHEN YOUR IN TROUBLE,I UNDERSTAND, MY DREAMS HELP,IN WHAT DOES SEEM LIKE IT CAN'T BE REAL,....MY EMPATHY IS TRUE TO YOU,...

Once Again
Ok, trying again with the not smoking. Went three days, then some friends came into town that I haven't seen in almost a year and we hung out and drank and I had half a pack of cigarettes, and now it's been three days since then. Today is day four. What a whip. Why do alcohol and cigarettes go together?

Marine Mother.....
Marine Mother Body: I remember well the day you were born; It was fall, leaves pretty, it was warm. I was filled with fear, and apprehension; But when you arrived no one had to mention That you would one day draw much attention For all the good and mighty deeds you've done, All the personal battles fought and won. You will NEVER know my pride for you, my son! While you ventured through the jungle of life, Facing it's many joys and it's strife's, I soon realized there was nothing to fear, For God's greatest blessings are yours through the years. The only thing wasted have been all my tears; Having watched you grow up into a man full of pride. For now those huge footsteps you take with such stride Are the steps of a man with that child inside. I still envision him in your voice when you speak, In the laughter, the smile, the way your mouth tweaks. There's that childish sparkle behind those bright eyes And the way we both look at the same bright

To Realize
To realize The value of a sister Ask someone Who doesn't have one To realize The value of ten years: Ask a newly Divorced couple. To realize The value of four years: Ask a graduate. To realize The value of one year: Ask a student who Has failed a final exam. To realize The value of nine months: Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn. To realize The value of one month: Ask a mother Who has given birth to A premature baby. To realize The value of one week: Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper. To realize The value of one minute: Ask a person Who has missed the train, bus or plane. (This is soooo me..! lol ) To realize The value of one-second: Ask a person Who has survived an accident. Time waits for no one. Treasure every moment you have. You will treasure it even more when You can share it with someone special. To realize the valu

What's In A Name?
March 27th- Well we have decided on Anthony for a boys name if this baby is a boy. We would like to have a middle name that starts with a "J" so we can call him A.J. for short. However, this is not a necessity as we like a few other middle names as well. I am putting up a poll to see what you all think would be a cute middle name for Anthony ______Marchione Help us pick a middle name!!! Anthony Jackson (AJ) MarchioneAnthony Jayden (AJ) MarchioneAnthony Michael MarchioneAnthony Mason Marchione (View Results)Create a Poll April 10th- So Tobe changed his mind about liking any of those middle names for a boy. I asked him which name he liked then and he said Aaron. So I thought about it and thought hmmm... Anthony Aaron! Yeah that has a nice catch to it. So I agreed I liked it and we have decided if this baby is a boy, he will be named Anthony Aaron! Now all we have to do is agree on a girl name! LOL

Birthday Love
would love it all if you could help out a wonderful man -- it is his BIRTHDAY today and he is at work -- a wonderful present would be for him to be able to level up -- lest all show him some wonderful BIRTHDAY CHERRY LOVE!!! cruzin69@ CherryTAP

Unconscious Need To Fail.
Unconscious need to fail. If you think failing is hard, try winning. The questions that go through people's minds when they are on the doorstep of success are: Do I really deserve to win? Do I want the pressure of constantly having to win in the future? Can I really handle success? Perhaps this explains why professional athletes still take performance enchancement drugs even after watching their colleagues get busted.

Dirty Old Man
An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl in a bikini - "I want to feel your breasts" he exclaimed. "Get away from me, you crazy old man" she replied. "I want to feel your breasts, I will give you twenty dollars," he says. "Twenty dollars, are you nuts!? Get away from me!" "I want to feel your breasts, I will give you ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS" he stated. "NO! Get away from me!" "TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS" he offered. She paused to think about it, but then comes to her senses and said, "I said NO!" "FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS if you let me feel your breasts," he claimed. She thought, well he is old, and he seems harmless enough...and $500 IS a lot of money.... "Well, OK...but only for a minute." She loosened her bikini top and while both are standing there on the beach, he slid his hands underneath and began to feel... then he started saying, "OH MY GOD...OH MY GOD...OH MY GOD..." while he was caressing them. Out of curiosity, she asked him, "Why do you keep sa

The Best Road Rage!!!
THE BEST ROAD RAGE! An honest man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman hit the roof--and the horn--screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection. As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects. He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up beh

Today Was Suppose To Be A Good Day
Today was the day they were suppose to give me my insulin pump and today everything was suppose to change for the better,I was suppose to get my life back in order and I had some high hopes only for things to crumble.WHAT A CROCK OF SHIT!! I go to the dr despite the long drive it was a rough morning. I see dr. lee and we talk and he has my results and my 3 month test which averages out how high my levels are.. well a good level is 5 and under.. mine is 12.75 .. so he says i am totally resisiting my insulin.... so he says ok this is what we have to do.. you need to take 60 units of levimire in the am and night time... 2 shots more insulin.... 20 units before and after every meal.... ok 3 meals a day =6 shots plus the two.. 8.. if you have snack 2 more shots because i eat dinner normally early i have to eat something prior to taking my eve shotso that is 2more ... 10 shots total.. plus he put me on a medicine to do with some kidney... and in the process of trying to digest this he sa

Slave Storys
pet saw that his Mistress was not haveing a good day. So he striped off all his clothes,put on his leash. then he crawld slowy and sexualy on all 4s to her feet.With a whip and crop in his mouth. Once he reached her feet he place both the whip and crop in to her lap.And purrs sweety and softly.then places his leash in her hands.Apon grabing the leash She comandss him to kneel and spread his leggs so that she could she her pet fully.As she smile she drag him off to have her way with him...

Pimp State Of Emergency
My Playa Pimps, we are in a literal state of emergency! I have seen this with my very own eyes. I have seen hoes choose who they want to be with. I have also seen hoes call the shots, telling their pimps where and when to get their possesions without the fear of retaliation. Pimps, what's really going on? Look deep within yourself and ask yourself, am I pimping by the book? By the condition of the world today, you're not. The main question is, what will you do about it? Will you bow down to the sucker world and turn in your playa card? Will you then fall in love and live happily ever after? What are you going to do? I know what I would do if I were you. I would get off my ass, get back on my feet and pimp my ass off. I would also do this to make them come correct, I would give them a chin check, make them hit the deck, and collect my check! It's the law of land! The gift of the game was not given to us to be used carelessly and end right here. It mus

Is Justice Going To Be Served ????
WELL THE TRIAL HAS BEEN GOING FOR 2 DAYS NOW, IT HAS BEEN PRETTY HARD ON EVERYONE. THINGS SEEM TO BE GOING OK, BUT IT IS REALLY HARD TO TELL. THEY ARE GOING TO BRING IN THE CORANER TOMARROW TO TALK ABOUT AND SHOW PICS OF THE ATOPSY, I AM NOT SURE I WILL BE ABLE TO HANDLE THAT BUT I AM GOING TO DO MY BEST TO STICK IT OUT. I REALLY CANT SAY TO MUCH ABOUT THE TRIAL UNTILL IT IS OVER.. DONT WANT TO DO ANYTHING TO JEOPORDIZE THE TRIAL, I WILL LET EVERYONE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN IT IS FINALLY OVER, I WANTED TO SAY THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR ALL OF YOUR PRAYERS AND KIND WORDS, THEY REALLY DO MEAN ALOT TO ME.. GOD BLESS

The Dump A Man Form.
THE DUMP A MAN FORM. Feel free to print this out for your own use! Dear _______________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr. Right. As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedingly tough and dozens of well-qualified candidates such as yourself also failed to make the final cut. I will, however, keep your name on file should an opening come available. So that you may find better success in your future romantic endeavors, please allow me to offer the following reason(s) you were disqualified from the competition: (Check those that apply) 1. ___Your last name is objectionable. I can't imagine taking it, hyphenating it, or subjecting my children to it. 2. ___Your first name is objectionable. It's just not something I can picture myself yelling out in a fit of passion. 3. ___The fact that our first dining experience to date has left MY wallet a little lighter, and YOUR pants a little tighter! 4. __

Banana Bread With Chocolate Chips
When I picked up the money for today's business day, Kathy, the manager at the south branch of my workplace offered us some banana bread which she'd baked last night for her kids. With chocolate chips -- in her words, "the only way they like it". I declare, in North Dakota I think I've eaten more banana bread than I ever have before in my life. Any church potluck has a loaf, my sister-in-law Mary's expert at making it, and this is one of those homemade items (no offense meant to my wife, but I'll never see her bake it herself -- she's too much into ready-made) which at least one person in the household is familiar with making. Perhaps I should scarf a recipe; I wonder if Mom has one. My mom who now lives in Kentucky has her special recipe for chocolate fudge and peanut butter fudge; besides being fudge, how Mom actually makes it is her secret, which makes the tins of fudge her six kids (I'm number six) get every Christmas so worth the wait! Yummy! While I was at work yesterd

I Just Gotta Say............
* Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue. * Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. * Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. * Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker. * If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. * If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. * It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. * Never buy a car you can't push. * Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on. * Nobody cares if you can't dance well.. Just get up and dance.

~ Sexy Man Contest ~ 1st Place Wins Blast!
~~ Sexy Man On CT Contest ~~ I Need Men for my contest! With shirt or without! 1st Place will win a blast! 1st Person is...... with 1 comments! 2nd Person is...... with 1 comments! 3rd Person is...... with 1 comments! 2nd & 3rd gets V.I.P. gifts from CT Shop! Contest starts 3/29 thur 4/6 Want to enter send me your pic in my messages and i will enter you! you can comment bomb yourself! Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~*~ Cyber * Mama~*~Owner of A.F.H.~*~And ~*~ArchAngel~*~ Of Angel Family~*~@ CherryTAP

What Is A Fubar Salute? How Do I Make One? How Do I Submit One?
okay ladies and gents! i've been getting a lot of questions about salutes lately so i am making this blog to ensure that you have what you need to know how it is to be done. Please review this and if you have any questions you can contact any of the bouncers on the help page What is a Fubar Salute? A salute is a candid photo of yourself proving to the world that you're the real person behind your Fubar profile. How do i make one? Your face should be clearly visible, along with a clear HAND WRITTEN note with the following three things: 1. Your SCREEN NAME, 2, Your Member ID number , (which is located in the end of your URL address; www.fubar.com/user/22) 3. AND, the words: Fubar.com *Photoshopped or any “type” print set will NOT be accepted. *Grainy and barely legible salutes will NOT be accepted. *Salutes placed in a PRIVATE album will NOT be accepted. If you would like, the following items will be accepted as a complimentary add on to your Salute: You may we

3-27-07
I haven't been on in a while. I don't know when I was last...probably yesterday, I'm just so out of it. My internet connection is working like crap, so I'm at a coffee shop. MMMmmmm Dunn Bros' Coffee...and their free wi-fi. I "almost" got a job today. I've had a whole crapload of interviews lately, and they called me back and wanted to offer me a job--except that they said it required knowing ms outlook, which I don't think I've ever used before. So that one isn't going to happen. Phooey. I've got another interview tomorrow. Wish me luck, folks!

Men Bashing! Lmao
Too funny!!! >One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat- >shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to >me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" >"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" >He yelled back, " University of Oklahoma." >And they say blondes are dumb... >------------------------------------- > >A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the >happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss you..." >------------------------------------- > > >"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out >of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I >mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your >money," she replied. >------------------------------------- >Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? >A: A rumor >-----------------------------------------------------

Unique Ways To Initiate Sex
Putting “the moves” on her is an antiquated practice. They are aptly named “the moves” because they’re predictable, they’re used frequently and girls get tired of them after a while. Once the mystery is over and your moves are foreseeable, your girl is surely on her way to boredom, and she'll stop wanting sex. Reel her excitement back in by generating heat and curiosity again. Learn to entice instead of “ask” with predetermined, repetitive nonverbal cues. Establish your true game and initiate sex in surprising, new ways. She may astonish you with her own surprises and blow you away. Here’s how you can initiate sex in new and creative ways: Cook for her then feed her: To a woman, the sight of a man cooking competently is its own aphrodisiac. Effort and skill are displayed nicely as she is inevitably drawn into the mouth-watering night you are creating for her. Offer her a glass of wine and let her have a taste of what’s to come. Feed her tasty morsels, indulge on her scrumptio

I've Learned
I've learned. . . that we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. I've learned. . . that no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. I've learned. . . that true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love. I've learned. . . that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I've learned. . . that it's taken me a long time to become the person I want to be. I've learned. . . that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them. I've learned. . . that you can keep going long after you think you can't. I've learned. . . that we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel. I've learned. . . that either you control your attitude or it controls you. I've learned. . . that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the pa

Homebrewing.
Well well well.......racked (moved) my fermenting beer to the secondary fermenter. Has a good amber ale taste. My hydrometer reading is at about 1.015......This is a good thing. Means the sugar is being converted into alcohol. The hydrometer flask sample was ofcourse, tasted thrice. It is rather hoppy, but thats exactly what I expected. It has a slight alcohol flavor to it, which while not smooth, is not going to bother me too badly. Anyways, I am anxious to buy another 6.5 gallon carboy and ferment lock, so I can get the batch of dry stout a goin'. :D

Out Of Touch
For anyone whos paying attention, sorry I have been absent from CT all weekend. I am working on a project at work that keeps me away from my computer, and on top of that I got an Xbox 360 this weekend, and that has been consuming an awful lot of my "free" time! But I will be back in full force soon!

The Ending
Lonly years have passed by me Leaving the scars of tomorrow Recently I had a vision of long lasting sorrow My mind is on a never ending Entwining piece of space I don't know if I will ever belong To the human race again Turbulant tunnels of time run through my mind Telling me I must be dead I'm trying to contemplate what I must do About things involving you You know in the days of destruction Long ago when the earth was born again It's endless suffering had ceased to exist And now it is just a sphere of enormous energy Revolving around a small mass of fire Internal happenings of extrodinary size Growing into drastic disturbances The brain of the universe Flying light years away Will be back soon to deal with you again Only time in the future Will tell what will happen to you? Jimbo/Copyright/3/27/07

Maybe!!!!
Maybe... Maybe Creator wanted us to meet the wrong people before meeting the right one so that, when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift. Maybe.. when the door of happiness closes, another opens; but, often times, we look so long at the closed door that we don't even see the new one which has been opened for us. Maybe... It is true that we don't know what we have got until we lose it, but it is also true that we don't know what we have been missing until it arrives. Maybe... The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. Maybe... You should dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go; be what you want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you dream of and want to do. Maybe... There are moments in life when you miss someone -- a parent, a spouse, a friend, a child -- so much that you just want to pick them from

A New Start
Well. All the pain i went through with my ex-fiance is pretty much gone, but it is still painful to think that the man lived with me for all that time, and had a whole other life. How do you have more than one fiance (3 that i know of) and they not know. guess it is easy when you pick one from another country, one who works days, and the other works nights. Well, i have learned not to trust people too easily, it takes time, because if the man that was living with me can get one over on me, then anyone can. So, i am more cautious, decided to just forget about men all together, but learned i can't do that, i love men way to much for that. He still thinks that i worry about what is going on in his life, well, i don't worry about him, but I do worry about the women that he is playing. being online and meeting women, making them think that they are his one and only, someone has to stop him from hurting so many women. One of these days he is gonna do it to the wrong one and she is not

I'm Yours
Wild with want, a need flows through my veins It cleanses my inexperience and leaves only my desire Please… let me… run my tongue all over your body and hear you moan as you once did I’ll gladly give you my innocence and all of my passion for all I yearn for is you inside of me I can’t help the craving, I can’t help my call- take all of my control, because I want it all enter me slowly but fuck me hard Baby the thought of you at night is almost enough to get me off but I want the real thing. I want you to take it. It’s yours.

A Soldiers Prayer
Lord, I pray from day to day To help me understand How Americans view their heroes And how they judge a man If being famous Is looked upon with awe, Something is wrong with our values What are we fighting for? I'm in the military And proud of what I do But I need to feel some strength and love That's why I pray to you. Some of our families left us And now years have passed I feel the burden and the stress For each day could be our last I'm in the field of combat With bullets surrounding me, There are few that care For those who've died Protecting those born free I'm asking for some comfort Some support, and one thing more To get RESPECT and HONOR From the Americans we fought for You and I are heroes Fighting for our land to be free And 'tho no one has heard our names, We're the heroes, you and me Our awards weren't televised, No speech with tears in our eyes Why is our county too blind to see That the heroes

It Was Written.
Fear is in the eye of the beholder Love is in the presence of the love maker Life is in the words of the comforter Endure much longer, live much longer Fear is in the eye of the beholder Love is in the presence of the love maker Life is in the words of the comforter Endure much longer, live much longer

Dreaming
Hearing your voice in my mind Desire echoing deep within How I wish to feel your fingertips Play across me in erotic smphony I wish to feel your collar Lovingly placed around my throat For all to see that I'm your pet Your love, your sexual desire So many dreams contained Within a submissives heart Waiting to finally be one With her Sir, her Master her One Teach me in your caresses Your commands and needs I will strive to obey And always love you willingly Learning from one another In our dark sweet bonds For now I shall continue the dream Lone and wandering Till the day I find myself in your arms And dreams can become reality

The Miranda Rights As Cops Would Really Like To Read Them.....
1. No, I don't care who you are. 2. No, I don't care who you know. 3. Yes... you DO pay my salary. 4. Yes... you CAN have my job. 5. No, I don't have anything better to do. 6. Yes, I DO arrest real criminals sometimes. 7. No, I am not picking on you because you are ________ (fill in some ethnic group/race). 8. No, I can't give you a break. 9. No, I don't know your friend, Officer ______. 10. Yes, you will be allowed to make a phone call. 11. Yes, I'm sure you will never do it again. 12. No, we can't talk about it. 13. Yes, it DOES make me happy. 14. Yes, you WILL see me in court.

This Says It All!!!
After hearing that the state of Florida changed its opinion and let a Muslim woman have her picture on her driver's license with her face covered, this is an editorial written by an American citizen, published in a Tampa newspaper. He did quite a job; didn't he? Read on, please IMMIGRANTS, NOT AMERICANS, MUST ADAPT. I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Sept. 11, we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Americans. However, the dust from the attacks had barely settled when the "politically correct" crowd began complaining about the possibility that our patriotism was offending others. I am not against immigration, nor do I hold a grudge against anyone who is seeking a better life by coming to America. Our population is almost entirely made up of descendants of immigrants. However, there are a few things that those who have recently come to our country, and apparently

Butterfly Kisses
Butterfly Kisses There’s two things I know for sure, She was sent here from heaven and she’s daddy’s little girl As I drop to my knees at her bed at night She talks to Jesus and I close my eyes And I thank god for all the joys in my life And most of all… For butterfly kisses and her bedtime prayer, Sticking little white flowers all up in hair “Walk beside the pony dad, it’s my first ride” “I know the cake looks funny dad, but I sure tried” With all that I’ve done wrong I must’ve done something right To deserve a hug every morning And butterfly kisses every night Sweet sixteen today And she’s looking like her momma a little more every day One part woman the other part girl To perfume and make up from ribbons and curls Trying her wings out in a great big world But I remember… Her butterfly kisses after bedtime prayer Sticking little white flowers all up in her hair “You know how much I love you dad, if you don’t mind I’m only gonna kiss you on the cheek this time” With all that I’ve done

"melt"
I was closed to all influence broken down and malcontent completely void of all affluence uninspired, cold and spent winter currents stole into me hardening my very core waxing and waning thorough the debris stealing my innocence like a whore then one day while I wandered lost and ragged, nearly lifeless inside, the beast still squandered turning my body into a recess I found a place far from the freezing that heated my insides, and ran out the libertine my heartbeat felt foreign and began seizing I thought that it was death's high sign.. I awakened to breathing that wasn't mine using his lungs vicariously the warmth he enveloped me in was divine yet my life still teetered precariously he taught me what it was to feel again and my heart was a willing initiate I was thawed to him like I'd never been exposed, my soul did emmoliate XxBarricadexX May 19 2006 ----------------------------- Notes: I just read this 1 for the 1st time today, and what do

News From My Cousin Cliff
well i got just got word today that my cousin cliff is stationed in Fallujah and he just told his mom that he had to kill some one. he said that he was on patrol and there was a pick up truck coming at him so he fired a warning shot but the truck kept coming so he shot the truck up and killed the person driving. thats all i know for now i will try to put up more when i get it. he dose seem to be doing well after that from what i hear so i hope he is going to be safe and all of the troops will be safe till the fighting is finished. until next time.

My Poem
? I Believe? I believe in Love not Lust I believe that two equals us. I believe two hearts become one. I believe all families make alot of fun. I believe we were always ment to be. I believe everyone will have there fights. I believe when something is wrong to make it right. I believe in you, you believe on me. When you believe ,we believe, Thats how we'll believe this is what brought us together. I believe we will grow with one another.... Because... I Believe..

My Hair Mathes My Shirt
I'm just in a " I hate the world, why didn't I just let the terrorists blow it up " mood. Same old shit just resurfaces once in a while. I think I did good ( fuck the whole "well" thing ) on my psyche test. There was a chart that I couldn't remember thtr proper lables for though. That kinda sux. I could have writen a hole page or two on what the chart was about, I just couldn't remember the proper names and shit. " I think the facts of things are important. " Fuck the facts of the proper words, the meanings are the most important. Someone that doesn't know shit can memorize a fucking chart, but it won't do them much good, except on a fucking test. Last time in english, thd teacher told us a writing assignment was due today. But then we didn't turn it in. That one kinda sux. If I knew it wasn't really due, then I would have looked over my chart and been able to get hat part of the test rather than spending that time in the morning doing that assignment. I hate it when

Application For Premission To Date My Daughter ( This Is Really Funny!
NOTE:this application will be considered incomplete and will be rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, and current medical report from your doctor. NAME___________________DATE OF BIRTH_______HEIGHT/WEIGHT____/_____ IQ______SSN________DRIVERS LICENSE__________BOY SCOUT RANK________ HOME ADDRESS________________________________CITY/STATE/ZIP________ do you hav one MALE and FEMALE parent_______if no explain________ _________________________________________________________________ number of years parents married?_________________________________ do you own a van?_________________a truck with oversized tires?__ _________________ a water bed?___________ do you hav an earing, nose ring, belly button ring, or any other picrcing???___________________tattoo?____________ (IF YOU ANSWERED YES TO ANYTHING ON THE LAST TWO LINES, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE QUICKLY) in 25 words or less, explain w

Free Advice From Men To Women..*eyeroll*
1. When watching TV hugging is always fine because I can still see the screen. Kissing should only be done during timeouts and commercials. Questions should also be limited to this period as you stand a much better chance of getting an immediate response. 2. If I am doing anything that involves directions, tools, or sharp objects do not interrupt me and never offer to help. 3. When we are watching your show and I change the channels during a commercial do not hassle me that they are over to change the channel back. I always know when the timing is right. Also, when we are channel surfing do not ask me to go back, there was a good reason why I skipped it. 4. Don't be upset that I didn't think the romantic movie was warm and fuzzy. I wasn't paying attention to the dialog, just the naked body parts and the sex scenes. 5. Do not ask me to do household chores in front of my friends. Even if I do not have to do them until some time in the future. And don't be negative when you give m

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee
For those who have messaged me! My Name is Angel I am 30 years old I am a full time mom and college student I do not "Yahoo" I love to chat on IRC and I can be found there all the time since I have my own network. I am not a stupid girl :) Very book smart! I am not here to "hook up" YOU will not see me naked I am shy I drink Pepsi I love music My fave TV shows are Lost/ER/CSI/Charmed and I like reality shows like The surreal Life and Hells Kitchen. I am watching the Grease one now. House is my new obsession... I do not think I am anything special. I was not the pretty popular girl in Highschool or anything. My Birthday is April 30th I have 4 computers I am a 80s and 90s junkie...I love pop culture Now reply and tell me stuff about you! You wanna be "friends" well tell me about you!!!!! And don't hit and run on my blog..its insulting..you read it reply!YOu can get to know alot about me by reading my blogs! TELL ME ABOUT YOU!

Instructions For Life...
INSTRUCTIONS FOR LIFE 1. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. 2. Memorize your favorite poem. 3. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. 4. When you say, "I love you", mean it. 5. When you say, "I'm sorry", look the person in the eye. 6. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. 7. Believe in love at first sight. 8. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. 9. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. 10. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name-calling. 11. Don't judge people by their relatives. 12. Talk slowly but think quickly. 13. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?” 14. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk. 15. Call your mom. 16. Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze. 17. When you lose, don't lose the lesson. 18. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; Resp

Lovers Rules
1. Never let your love become a common thing 2. Never assume the other person knows you love them 3. Don't say it doesn't matter, if it's obviously bugging you 4. Never underestimate the power of a smile, often accompanied by a hug 5. Never be late for somthing important 6. Remember, they're never further away than the closest phone 7. No distance is ever too great for true love 8. Never talk down to the person you love 9. Never forget that a relationship is a 90-90 effort, not 50-50 10. No effort is ever to great for love 11. Don't ever forget the way you felt the first time you said "I love you" 12. Sometimes it doesn't matter how or what you say, but how it's taken 13. Say "I'm Sorry" more than you need too 14. Nothing is guaranteed-don't expect what you have today, to be waiting for you tomarrow...work everyday for the next 15. People aren't mind readers-if you feel something let them know 16. There is a differen

Level Up
Lets help out this wonderful man by sending him some birthday love -- he has to work but a great gift would be if we could get him a level up and hey you even get to check out more pictures of me -- hope that you all have a wonderful evening and remember that there is no better love than the love of your cherry friends and fans!!! here is a link to his page cruzin69@ CherryTAP

Relationship Rules That The Lady's Will Agree With...
1. the female always makes THE RULES 2.THE RULES are subject to change without notice 3.no male can possibly no all THE RULES 4.if the female suspects the male knows all THE RULES she must imediatly change some of THE RULES 5.the female is never rong 6. if it appears the female is rong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by somethin the male did or said rong 7.if rule 6 applies the male must apolagize imidiatly for causing the misunderstanding 8. the female can change her mind at any time 9.the male must never change his mind without the express written consent of the female 10.the female has every right to be angry or upset at anytime 11.the male must remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be angry or upset 12.the male is expected to read the mind of the female at all times

I'm Back
Well, they say charm and good looks can get you anything...but throw in some cleavage and TADA!! I am back...a whole week before they said i could be. Damn internet providers... *grins* I cant thank you all enough for the love you left while i was gone. I have over 200 friend requests to look over. So if it takes me awhile to approve your request thats why. I read every profile before i add friends to my list. Thank you for all the messages and profile comments!! I will try to return all the love, but please dont hate me if it takes awhile. Im working 6-7 10hr days a week right now and life is busy. I love you all!! Amanda x0x0x0

"but God, To Lose It..."
I feel myself smiling when I think of you and I can't help but feel like a fool I hear myself saying "just wait for reality" because nothing I'm feeling could possibly...coincide... something is slipping between the cracks of the vaguely beating "reject it [?]" because I have no idea... no earthly idea what this is but I do... I'd just rather stay blind to it love is weak. leaves us vulnerable...full of hope. but to give in... is bliss...a fleeting feeling [?] no... I just can't make the connection but I already have... you manage to make it so simple... how..how? it just can't be I always tell myself nothing is that simple... it just isn't but you live it every day oh, the ignorance but you're oh, so happy can love exist in clarity? sometimes it shakes us awakens us to the hope that we never knew we had love gives us a strength of its own it's beautiful... but God... to lose it... XxBarricadexX February 15, 2006 ------------------- Notes:

My Man Tooo Hor*ey
Not to complain, I'm sure other people don't have my problem or soo none of my friends do. My Husband is the horniest male I have ever met Its constant. If I wernt on birth control I'm sure we would of had 7 kids by now We have been married 6 years and the fire has never gone out. I'm sure i will regret the day it starts but for now i feel like a mechanical bull. He is loving sweet and cherises me We don't fight much at all and life is great. We don't make tons of money and sometimes we have to get a loan till the next pay day but none of that seems to damper his sex drive. Anyone out there with the same problem give me a hollar i'd like to know how you cope :)

I Fucking Love You Auto
"I had a very mentally disturbed friend once. every now and then he said shit that made sense in the most sane of ways. I used to obsess about alot of things, girls being one of them. you know what he said once? "The whole point of the rebound is to shoot for the hoop again, not to keep banging on the pavement." dunno, but it made sense to me. I shoot." -Autobohm That is what I was looking for. That is my sign. I love you man.

"how Far?"
I wish I didn't have to think then I could be just like you I long to be that shallow because you never have to be this deep what is it like no to care to be so blissfully unaware I wish I could run people to ruin then I could be right where you are I long to be on top.... do you remember what it's like down here? what is it like to step on us do we feel good between your toes? I wish that I could take your place then you could feel my disgrace I long to be that lost.... it hurts to know where I am what is it like to wake up everyday and not know [where you are] and not even care to step on us all and laugh as we fall I wish I didn't have to care the greatest burden is a conscience where did you get yours removed? XxBarricadexX October 10, 2005 ------------------------- Notes: More irony. Looks like she wanted to do this to me. I know this poem wasn't written about me. But the wanting to be like this person, definitely ended up working out for her. Addit

Halfway Home......
Halfway Home [Current State of Mind] I'm halfway home and I'm on my own. I'm halfway there and I don't care, I don't mind. I plan to leave here after supper time, that's when traffic is light. All I need is a sign and I'll be alright. I'll be fine. [Six Months Later] I used to think that I could just sleep and then I'd dream. And everything it would come to me. Until I woke one day without anything to eat, lying on the opposite side of the street. I'm halfway home and I'm still out on my own. I'm halfway there and I don't care, I don't mind because it ain't my time to stay or say. I'll never lay down. [One Year Later] I used to think that I could just sit and wait for the time. But I know I gotta meet them halfway. I'm halfway home, I tried home running with the flow. I'm halfway there. Ain't it funny how everybody seems to care. I planned to get there around supper time, they're serving up bread and wine. All I needed was a sign and I'll be

Love
Love is...being happy for the other person when they are happy, Being sad for the person when they are sad, Being together in good times, And being together in bad times. LOVE IS THE SOURCE OF STRENGTH. Love is...Being honest with yourself at all times, Being honest with the other person at all times, Telling, listening, respecting the truth, And never pretending. LOVE IS THE SOURCE OF REALITY. Love is...An understanding so complete that you feel as if you are a part of the other person, Accepting the other person just the way they are, And not trying to change them to be something else. LOVE IS THE SOURCE OF UNITY. Love is...The freedom to pursue your own desires while sharing your experiences with the other person, The growth of one individual alongside of and together with the growth of another individual. LOVE IS THE SOURCE OF SUCCESS. Love is...The excitement of planning things together, The excitement of doing things together. LOVE IS THE SOURCE OF THE FUTURE.

Questionare
Name : Age : Male/Female : Sexual Orientation : Colour of eyes? Colour of hair? Colour of pubic hair? (GIRLS) Breast size? (BOYS) Penis size? Happy with your body? Anything you'd change? Are you a virgin? What is “the one” sex fantasy you have? Age you lost Virginity: Where did it happen? Who took it? How often do you do anything sexually? Number of Sexual Partners: Oldest/Youngest person you have had sex with: Given Oral: Received Oral: Spit/Swallow: Favorite position: Enjoy oral sex: Enjoy cum: Kinkiest place you have came on a girl/been cummed on: Had Anal Sex: Enjoy Anal sex: Had Orgasm from Anal sex: Own sex toys: What kind of toys? Taken nude photos: Have you been filmed having sex: Have you mastuabted on a web cam for someone watching? Make Love or Fuck? Fast or Slow? On top or bottom? Moan or scream? Phone Sex or Real thing? 1 on 1 or 3+ people? Had phone sex?: Been caught having sex? Gave Oral AFTER sex? Ever came at the same time

♥only For Girls!♥
SECTION 1: HAIR 1. What color is your hair? Light Brown 2. If you dye it, how often do you dye it? I don't dye my hair. 3. How long is your hair? A little past my shoulders. 4. Is it straight, curly, wavy? It's mostly straight with a few waves. 5. Are you growing it out? Yes 6. Where do you go for haircuts? I usually have my mother cut my hair, it saves money and she's good at it. 7. Do you have a favorite hairstylist? Yes, referring to question 6. 8. What style do you usually wear your hair in? I usually have it pinned up, it's more comfortable to me. 9. Do you love or hate your hair? I do love me hair. 10. What kind of shampoo/conditioner do you use? Suave, it makes my hair look the best. 11. Do you use a blowdryer, straightner, curler, etc.? I don't really use none of these, I let it dry naturally. 12. What products do you put in your hair (mousse, styling spray, etc.)? Only a little hairspray. 13. Do people compliment y

3 Lil Words
STYLE type="text/css"> THE POWER OF THREE LITTLE WORDS Some of the most significant messages people deliver to one another often come in just three words. When spoken or conveyed, those statements have the power to forge new friendships, deepen old ones and restore relationships that have cooled. The following three word are phrases can enrich every relationship: THE POWER OF THREE LITTLE WORDS: I'LL BE THERE - Being there for another person is the greatest gift we can give. When we are truly present for other people, important things happen to them and to us. We are renewed in love and friendship. We are restored emotionally and spiritually. 'Being there' is at the very, very core of civility. I MISS YOU - Perhaps more marriages could be salvaged and strengthened if couples simply and sincerely said to each other, "I miss you." This powerful affirmation tells partners they are wanted, needed, desired and loved. I RESPE

That Kiss
Time stands still. There you are, Holding me, Kissing me, Loving me. I've never felt more loved in my life. A moment to cherish forever, Real or not, It doesn't matter. You only you, Hold the key to my heart. That Kiss... The most loving, tender kiss. A fleeting second in time that Changed my life forever. That Kiss... Was it just a fantasy, a wish, A dream. A moment that holds my heart as tight as a vise. A moment etched forever Into my memory. It feels so real... My skin shivers from your touch. Then, as you lean down To kiss my lips once more, The alarm awakens me. My fantasy, my wish, my dream. That Kiss.

Sparta Lyrics
"Taking Back Control" This home, (This home.) This place. (Aaha) It turns its back on time and space. We hope, (We hope.) You pray. (Aaha) But today is still today. Oh, we ran ourselves ragged. And all these broken backs, tragic. We try, (We try.) You fail. (Aaha) Another mark you left in hell. And this cut, (This cut.) Will run. (Aaha) But the guilt has just begun. Oh, we ran ourselves ragged. And all these broken backs, tragic. The future bleeds All these wasted seeds. Don't let it go. We're taking back control. The future needs All these wasted seeds. Don't let it go. We're taking back control. And this hole, (This hole.) You tore. (You tore.) (Aaha) Left blood on every door.. We hope, (We hope.) You find. (Aaha) Tragedy will change your mind. Oh, we ran ourselves ragged. And all these broken backs, tragic. The future bleeds All these wasted seeds. Don't let it go. We're taking back control. The future needs All these wasted seed

Memorable Concerts
THE US FESTIVAL Labor Day Weekend, 1982 9/3-5 I was in a Motorhome parked next to the VIP helicoper pad. A friend was a Pat Benatar roadie. 3 days, 34 hours of music, 400,000 in attendance. Grateful Dead Live Stream The US FESTIVAL 9/5/1982 Gang of Four-The Ramones-The English Beat Oingo Boingo-The B-52's-Talking Heads-The Police The Joe Sharino Band-Oingo Boingo-Eddie Money-Santana The Cars-The Kinks-Pat Benatar-Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers-Grateful Dead-Jerry Jeff Walker-Jimmy Buffett Jackson Browne-Fleetwood Mac NEW ORLEANS POP FESTIVAL 9/1/69 3 days at the Baton Rouge International Speedway in Prairieville, Louisiana (3 days)-Yes I was There! 1969 was the year of the outdoor rock festival. Grateful Dead Live Stream New Orleans Pop FESTIVAL 1969 The lineup: The Youngbloods-Country Joe & the Fish-Santana-Canned Heat-White Clover-Janis Joplin & The Kozmic Blues Band Iron Butterfly-Sweetwater-Potliquor-Cat Mother Newsboys-Chicago Transit Authority Tyrannosaurs Rex-

Get To Know Me
I am a single mother of two children. My son is oldest at the age of 20 and my daughter is 19. my son has followed temporaily in my foot steps as a business man/carpenter but plans to join the Police Academy in a few months. my daughter works for the state full time and also attends college full time at nite. I think its fair to say I have wonderful children. I divorced thier father when they were only 1 and 2 years of age, and raised them alone. They have never failed to make me proud. They in fact are my Life. I am a business owner and carpenter by trade and an all around tom boy by choice. Atleast thats what im refered to as. I like to think I am just very capable. Horses are a great love for me, along with Harleys, Atv's, Rail Buggies, and Guns. One of my most favorite things is auto mechanics. My father is a mechanic by Trade and a Baptist preacher by calling of God. With that being said, you should know you may see things on my page speaking or refering to God and if you talk

Whatever...
you think im dumb...whatever you say im a bitch...whatever cant do nothing right...whatever dont know how to raise my kids...whatever cant run a home...whatever cant make love..whatever couldnt breathe right if it wasnt automatic..whatever MY LIFE IS MINE..NOT YOURS..THINK YOU CAN DO BETTER?....WHATEVER!!

A Big Thank You
I would just like to take this moment and say a BIG thank you to all who came to my profile and comment bombed my pic "Friendship is Continuous" I believe it to be true. I have met some wonderful friends on here and glad I did. Some real caring and supportive people on here that need to be recognized more often than they are or have been. Just to let you all know. I come here just for that reason. To meet people. To make friends. Which I have and very grateful for. I will be here for you as well for whatever is needed. A friend with a shoulder to lean on, to cry on, for support, or whatever is needed. I want to give back what I have received from all of you. So Thank you all once again for being there for me. SDCHICK

Cell Phones
Is it just me, or does any one else out there get really ticked when you are eating out and the person in the booth behind you either makes or receives a cell call? You are stuck there listening to them gab on. And why do they HAVE TO TALK SO LOUD ON THE PHONE!!!! uuuGGGHHH. Cell phones should be illegal in certain public places (ie)diners, movie theaters.

A Million Thoughts
I woke up this morning, so tired that i could barely make it to the shower; but it didnt last, thoughts of the coming weeks came to me and all the exhaustion left. So much is happening right now, so much that ive been working towards for so long and now its all coming together; i cant help be be afraid. I called my mother today; talked about everything on my mind, about work, the house, alli, everything and she kept saying the same thing - if God brings you to it, he will bring you through it. is it that simple? i have so many blessings, do i have the right to hope for more? to want more? is it not arrogance to look at all that i have and still ask for more? I keep wanting. I keep hoping. I keep daring to ask for her. I can't seem stop; it's been so long of waiting that i forgot know how to not want her. Am i a bad person? Probably. I'd rather be bad and have her then good and lose her again. Time will tell. Ten days to go; it feels like a clock in my head that gongs now an

Damn It
Ok so last year i was in a car accident they said was my fault now i just got my car back about a month ago now this lady at work hit my car today but good thing she told me so now i might not have my car again for a few months this sucks.

Tiny Angel
Iam a tiny angel... I'm smaller then your thumb; I live in peoples pockets, that's where I have fun. I don't suppose you've seen me, I'm too tiny to detect; Though I'm with you all the time, I doubt we've ever met. Before I was an Angel... I was a fairy in a flower; God, Himself, hand-picked me, And gave me Angel power. Now God has many Angels That He trains in Angel pools; We become His eyes, ears, and hands..We become His special tools. And because God is so busy, with way too much to do; He said that my assignment was to keep close watch on you. Then He tucket me in your pocket, blessing you with Angle care; Saying I must never leave you, And I vowed to stay right there!

Happy To Be Leaving Soon
Well my fellow cherries...Friday was my last day of work. It was a job I knew inside and out...I started working there right out of high school...ten years I gave to that company. I could've done this job in my sleep! And I have!Everyone else cried when I left, I didn't. I came home, chilled with my friend Tamela, and got drunk on Malibu rum and Dr. Pepper. I think I smoked my friend out for all the Marlboro Lights I smoked. Anywho, you would think leaving the job I have given my life to, and the city and state I lived my whole life in would make me sad...IT ISN'T! I am really excited!!! I want out! There is this one girl (came from California of course. THEY ARE TAKING OVER AUSTIN!!!! No offense to my Cali peeps!) that came in and took over! You know the kind, the ugly, old, narcistic bitches that think that everyone just loves them when everyone hates them? She is all nice and sweet when you're around but when you are not, she's talking shit about you? i saw right through her,

Robin Thicke - Lost Without You
I’m lost without u Can’t help myself How does it feel To know that I love u baby I’m lost without u Can’t help myself How does it feel To know that I love u baby Tell me how u love me more And how u think I’m sexy baby That u don’t want nobody else U don’t want this guy u don’t want that guy u wanna Touch yourself when u see me Tell me how u love my body And how I make u feel baby U wanna roll with me u wanna hold with me U wanna stay warm and get out of the cold with me I just love 2 hear u say it It makes a man feel good baby Tell me u depend on me I need To hear it I’m lost without u Can’t help myself How does it feel To know that I love u baby I’m lost without u Can’t help myself How does it feel To know that I love u baby Baby you’re the perfect shape Baby you’re the perfect weight Treat me like my birthday I want it this way I want it that way I want it Tell me u don’t want me To stop Tell me it would break you

Why I Submit
The bite of gravel eats the flesh of my knees, the crap of the whip sounds seconds before I feel the searing heat marking its territory, I look up at you knowing that you hold the power of my pleasure, the power to keep every nerve ending in my body jumping; anticipating what could possibly be next. You take the candle tilting it so the river of wax falls gracefully upon my ass, running rivers between my cheeks, pooling at my anus, overflowing and moving on to my clit where it solidifies; tightening.....sending me into intense orgasm. YOU hold the power, watching and guiding my body through the transitions of pain and ecstasy. I have been asked so many times in the past why I enjoy being a submissive woman in this world when my personality is that of a free spirit. To me the above answers that question hands down. In order to achieve great orgasm, ones body must be awake and alive. FULLY. When are you most at attention? Most alert? When your body or being is experiencing so

My So Called Life Part 3
Hmmmmm were to begin? Well to start with you all know that i am going through issues with my ex and have seen my rants but hey life is starting to get a little better for me ok ok so I lie its getting alot better. I realized that I was letting my ex win I said screw this and went and filed papers for joint custody of my life, my son. I used to mope and feel sorry for myself and the way my life has been so I took charge and I realized as long as I sat back and was subserviant to my ex she had that hold over me and she always would. Since I filed the court papers I have reclaimed my life and realized that she cant take what I dont give her. With that said I have to meet with the consilitator of our case on april 4th. If I am granted joint custody of my boy that will be the best B-Day present anyone has ever givin me. By the way my B-Day is april 6th I expect lots of gifts lol just kidding. On to the next topic my love life........hmmmmm Thanks to a reader of my blogs and a friend I was

Allow Me To Introduce Myself....2.0
Name: DarkProf (aka Pochotlan aka Linger aka Xaco) Birthday: March 27 Birthplace: Aztlan, Califas Current Location: San Diego, CA Eye Color: Brown Hair Color: Dark Brown, with some gray Hair Type: Long and curly Height: 5¡¦11¡¨ Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Your Heritage: Mexican (Indian/Spanish/African) Marital Status: Married Kink status: Bi Poly Switch Religion: fledgling Buddhist The Shoes You Wore Today: Black Rockports Your Weakness: damsels in distress Your Fears: being in crowds; my potential Your Perfect Pizza: sausage and mushroom Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to loose another 50 lbs. Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ¡§See, that¡¦s exactly why I hate people!!¡¨ Thoughts First Waking Up: ¡§where are the cats?¡¨ Your Best Physical Feature: hair, eyes some like my hands Your Bedtime: usually around 11 or midnight Your Most Missed Memory: laughing with my parents Pepsi or Coke: Diet Pepsi McDonalds or Burger King: Tryin

I'm Really Not Surprised...
This time of year is when things start to get busy for me. Some of you may know but for those who don't, I am a volunteer 4-H leader. (If you don't know what 4-H is, this website is a good description). I help run dog training classes in the spring and summer. I am a mentor. I love it, love it, love it. Every March and April they offer volunteer training classes for 6 weeks on Tuesdays. This is my 5th year taking the classes. Everyone there has gotten to know me pretty well. They know by now that they should never give me a yo-yo. They know that all I have to do to get hurt is walk into a room. Tonight's seminar was a fundraising expo -- samples, flyers, etc. There were also doorprizes. There was one prize left on the table and my name hadn't been drawn yet. The last card was pulled (there were still several in there) and it was MINE!! YAY! The prize left on the table - a travel first aid kit. It couldn't have been planned any better if they tried. Not five mi

Automobile Air Conditioning
The 3 Goldberg brothers, Norman, Hyman, and Max invented and developed the first automobile air-conditioner. On July 17th, 1946, the temperature in Detroitwas 97º. The 3 brothers walked into old man Henry Ford's office and sweet-talked his secretary into telling him that 3 gentlemen were there with the most exciting innovation in the auto industry since the electric starter. Henry was curious and invited them into his office. They refused and instead asked that he come out to the parking lot to their car. They persuaded him to get into the car which was about 130º - turned on the air-conditioner and cooled the car off immediately. The old man got very excited and invited them back to the office, where he offered them 3 million dollars for the patent. The brothers refused saying they would settle for 2 million but they wanted the recognition by having a label "The Goldberg Air-Conditioner" on the dashboard of each car that it was installed in. Now old man Ford was m

Marry Me?
Hmmm, so why in the hell do I miss that? I miss the marriage thing, not with the one I was married to, but you know what I mean. I miss the teamwork, the "Us" and "Ours"... Maybe I've just lost my mind... hahaha

Chapter Seven
SEVEN That’s it? There’s no more about basic training? No, there isn’t. I might flash back here and there, but for the most part, I’m done. I know you’re ready to scream at me, and I’m sorry, but that’s all I have to say about basic training. I see no reason to get into all of the expected horror stories; the tales of getting rousted early for PT, Drill Sergeants yelling in my face, people throwing up during road marches, all of the things that everyone expects to read about since Full Metal Jacket hit the movie theaters. No, I don’t need to talk about those things. They are very, very common-place. Many of them did happen. Much of that sort of thing was witnessed by me, but it was also witnessed by nearly every American who’s ever gone through training. I’m fairly sure there’s at least one or two in your own family. You’d probably be surprised at what they’re willing to talk about if you’d only take the time to ask them. They have a story too. As for me, I’m not going to dis

My Sex Style
Whats your sex style? Romantic Sex StyleYou like to take it slow, lots of kissing and touching. Just like in a Chick flick... takes the girls away! At best when you are in love with your sex partner, and if not...they will be! Take this test

A Valuable Lesson
Master Darius pushed his reluctant submissive through the door of their house, the force propelling her onto her knees. Jade had pushed him beyond the limits of overlooking her behavior. She'd gone beyond cheeky, into royal pain in the ass, and straight on to a god damned bitch. The last straw had been at his office party when she'd finished off her third glass of wine, and when he'd told her she'd had enough, she'd said loudly, "Fuck You, you asshole!" Grabbing hold of her arm, he'd dragged her out of the room and to the car, pushing her in and slamming the door. The whore hadn't had the good sense to keep her mouth shut after he got in, and kept mouthing off, calling him a "fucking faggot," and repeating "Shut up, you fucker." Finally, he'd had enough and keeping his voice low and even, pulled over and grabbed her hair, pulling her face to his. "You will shut your fucking mouth now, or you'll feel some goddamned pain. Don't test me, you little cunt. You will NOT like the resul

Good Night
The sweetest flower that’s beauty is beyond compare Is the one I long for with blue eyes she is beyond fair She looks like and angel sent for on high I look at her and dream and so often Sigh Loving the soul that resides within And sometime drawn to thoughts of sin To hold her and smell her sweet fragrance My finding her could not have been chance For now not other rose would smell the same Except for this glorious rose of only one name Truly unique in this world we share And no other flower will ever compare By R. Thomas Dinsmore

Jerusalem
Bananas in Pyjamas Arizona Model Airplane Greyhound French Toast Matrix Virgin Axe Coconut The Waterboy Summer Western Union West Port "red car" Cricket Cheater Digital Camera VISA Naive White People Music Navy Circle K Japan Locked Motorcycle Cat Mexico Socks Poker Pans Peoria Deceit

Words Intended And Words Spoken,
saying I love you, does it mean you want to spend the rest of your life with that person. Does it mean that your willing to give up everyting you have when you dont know what the future holds? Saying I need you, does this mean that you need the person physically, or emotionally. or are they one in the same. Saying that You want to spend time with someone you have never met before. When neither of you know what each other is really like other then words spoken on the net and on the phone. Does it matter what words intended and words spoken really means?

Jiin
Bad taste left lingering Like the stench of decay Dominating the surroundings Spreading quickly like ants over a stack of blueberry waffles Accumulating too fast to comprehend Staying long too long Never letting its presence fade Spoil the best of intentions As you rip me apart Scream into my sensitive core Insults galore March over my self-esteem Bathe me in hatred Sear my eyes shut Rob me of my tongue Embed your poison deep within my soul Sell me as you wish Paint me the way you want Then step back and laugh at your creation The sinister laugh that slices me in half Numb my emotions Toss my heart into the well of arsenic Taint me more than I can handle Drive the screwdriver in just a little deeper Make it a strawberry river staining my clothes The only shelter evaporated Never to be seen again When drained Corpse Falls Press on

It's Usually The Little Things That Get Us Down...
Lions and ants Once a hunter met a lion near the hungry critter's lair, And the way that lion mauled him was decidedly unfair; But the hunter never whimpered when the sugeons, with their thread, Sewed 47 gashes in his mutilated head; And he showed the scars in triumph, and they gave him pleasant fame, And he always blessed the lion that had camped upon his frame. Once that hunter, absentminded, sat upon a hill of ants, And about a million bit him, and you should have seen him dance! And he used up lots of language of a deep magenta tint, And apostrophized the insects in a style unfit to print. And it's thus with worldly troubles; when the big ones come along, We serenely go to meet them, feeling valiant, bold and strong, But the weary little troubles with their poison stings and smarts, Put the lid upon our courage, make us gray, and break our hearts. ~Walt Mason

Thank You
i never thought i could feel like this again but i have and it is because of one very wonderful woman.it has been a bumpy road as far as now for us things havent been the way we want them to be. but i have promised her that will all change.one day i will be right there by your side right where i should be right now.you have showed me that i can love and be loved once again.i cant eve begin to explain the feelings that are going on right now except for baby i wanna be in your arms and love you so much.BABY DONT WORRY I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE I PROMISE..

Weird Storms
We had some kind of random hale storm today. I had classes all day, but I thankfully didnt get stuck in that!! I had JUST got home from my morning class. It has been windy and really cold all day and when I got out of Linguistics, it was cloudy and dark. Got home and about 15 minutes later....hale. Then when I left for my night class, I'm driving down E.R. Parkway and it looked like something was on fire...it looked like a smoke-filled sky. There was tree limbs that had came down too. By the time I got to the end of the street to turn onto B.V. Road, I could tell it was this massive dirt storm. High, strong winds + desert = Baaaad dirt storms!! ...You couldnt see in either direction, so I had to guess when to go, granted not everyone is smart and puts their headlights on! It was so bad. Almost all the way to the college ((which is clear over on the other side of the Victorville from where I live)) it was just this huge dirt storm. It's still really cold and really windy

A Handy Tool........
This useful tool is commonly found in the range of 8 inches long, the functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes. It is usually found hung, dangling loosely, ready for instant action. It boasts of a clump of little hairy things at one end and a small hole at the other. In use, it is inserted, almost always willingly, sometimes slowly, sometimes quickly, into a warm, fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust in and drawn out again and again many times in succession, often quickly and accompanied by squirming bodily movements. Anyone found listening in will most surely recognize the rhythmic, pulsing sound, resulting from the well lubricated movements. When finally withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy, sticky white substance, some of which will need cleaning from the outer surfaces of the opening and some of from its long glistening shaft. After everything is done and the flowing and cleansing liquids have ceased emmanating, it is returned to its freely hangi

One Voice
One Voice One voice spoke to me. It spoke as if to know me. As if it knew my soul and what it longed for. This wasn't a voice I knew, But it was a voice I wanted to know. One voice out of the crowd stands out in my mind. A voice that spoke with such eloquence and devotion. This voice spoke to me and no one else. This voice helped me realize that I wasn't alone. This voice comforted me when I was down. This voice laughed when I was happy. A voice that belonged to a stranger. A stranger that knew my deepest fears and needs. The more I heard this voice the more I knew; It's not a voice of a stranger, But a voice of someone who cares for me. This voice belongs to you. You are the one I need. The one that knows me inside and out. I never know that a voice Could be so comforting and loving as yours. Yours is the voice I long to hear when I awake in the morning. Your voice is what I long to hear when I got to bed. Your voice is the voice I want to hear for the rest

Flavored Apples...lol
A guy goes into a bar and says, "Gimme a gin and tonic." The bartender reaches under the bar and places an apple on it. The guys looks and the apple skeptically and the bartender says, "Go ahead. Take a bite." The guy takes a bite and incredibly, it tastes like gin. The bartender smiles and says, "Turn it around." He does and it tastes like tonic. He finishes the apple. A few minutes pass and the guy says, "Gimme a vodka and orange juice." The bartender once again reaches behind the bar and places another apple on it. The guy eyes the suspicious fruit and the bartender says, "Go ahead. Take a bite." He bites into it and he can't believe it. It tastes like vodka. The bartender smiles and says, "Turn it around." The guys turns the apple and it tastes like orange juice, so he finishes the apple. Just then, a beautiful woman walks past the two men and the guy says to the bartender, "You know, I could sure go for some pussy about now." The bartender nods, reaches below the bar and pro

Life's Little Instructions
*Never underestimate the power of a kind word or deed. *Never give up on anybody- miracles happen every day. *Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know. *Learn to listen. *Think big thoughts, but relish small pleasures. *Don't expect others to listen to your advice, or to ignore your example. *Opportunity sometimes knocks very softly. *Leave everything a little better than you found it. *Don't forget: a person's emotional need is to feel appreciated. *Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them. *Treat everyone you meet like you want to be treated. *Make new friends but cherish the old ones. *Don't use time or works carelessly, neither can be retrieved. *Judge your success by the degree that you're enjoying peace, health, and love. *Smile a lot: it costs nothing and is beyond price.

The Silence Is Too Loud
I'm not looking to fidn the love of my life here on CT really I am not - so why do people assume automatically that I am? WHy do they assume that becasue I talk to someone that I am looking to find myself in a wedding dress and walking down an aisle? No one reads my damn profile I swear - it clearly states that I am not looking for a man or woman on here. Yeah I am ready to change my life and who I am and perhaps find someone to share that with me - doesn't mean that I am after every damn man I talk to though. Is it seriously soo fucking terrible that I want to find someone? Is it that fucking terrible if that person ends up being someone I met on here? I mean c'mon what rule says that the man I actually find myself falling for has to live near me? Who says it hs to be the type of man that I would normally find myself attracted to? Who says that they have to fit any sort of mold what-so-ever? Do you know what I am looking for in the man I fall in love with? Someone who wil

Beauty
Hey all. I just met a great person who doesnt think shes all that and its really got me to thinking. I believe with all my heart and soul that true beauty comes from the inside not the outside . When i look at someone i dont judge their beauty by their looks i take the time to get to know them . A person may be totally gorgeous on the outside but yet on the inside they can be totally ugly inside. I do hope i didnt just offend anyone but these blogs are for whatever we wish to write about.

Hello (read This Bulletin If You Are My Friend Or Risk Getting Deleted)
I DO APPRECIATE THE RATINGS PEOPLE HAVE GIVEN ME BUT IF PEOPLE DON'T START SAYING HELLO NOW AND THEN, I'M GOING TO DROP YOU. IF YOU DO, THEN YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. I AM SICK AND TIRED OF SEEING PEOPLE ON HERE EVERY SINGLE DAY AND NOT ONE OF THEM HAVE THE KINDNESS TO TREAT ME AS THE FRIEND THEY WANTED TO BE WAY BACK WHEN. ALL OF YOU KNOW THAT I USE THE SHOUT BOX MORE THAN ANYTHING. USE IT OR LOSE ME. I'M SORRY TO BE A JERK BUT I'M TIRED OF BEING THE ONLY ONE MAKING AN ATTEMPT AT BEING FRIENDS. IF YOU THINK YOU ARE NOT VULNERABLE TO BEING DELETED, JUST ASK THE OTHER 35 OR SO PEOPLE I HAVE DELETED ALREADY. THERE ARE PLENTY OF PEOPLE ON THIS SITE AND I'LL JUST FIND NEW FRIENDS. (or ask the one person who did read my bulletin and yet still chose not to come say hello to me. it's best to say that she is no longer on my friend's list)

Traveling
Traveler Current mood: pensive Category: Writing and Poetry Tapestries hanging over the Blue Ridge Mountains...these puffy cotton balls spotting the canvas of these wondrous textures of Land and Sky. The Aztec pyramids...the Virgin of Guadalupe...the Zona Romantica in Puerto Vallarta...the rainy season in Cuernavaca...Kissed like no Other in the Zocolo. Vast Mexico City. Desert and Sea. The Ruins in NYC. Rubble and construction. Lady Liberty. The Hudson. Midtown Manhattan in front of Central Park. Times Square buzzing with the Masses. City lights like constellations over the Big Apple from the Empire State Building. The hip Vibe electrifying the Village. Hollywood Boulevard. Reseda. Sand and Surf. Venice Beach...fish tacos and friends from the Midwest. Los Angeles is Plastic. The coast of Maine at Thunder Cove...shattering waves thundering through the Rock like quakes...the tears and laughter of that Apostolic Church when Sister Jeffers preached and sang. May

Updates On Today After Filming.
Wow, another knockout of a day! An amazing one actually. I have never felt this happy before in my life, finally SOMETHING goes right. The Kodak Theater [Where Academy Awards are held], was gorgeous today. I have always wanted to go inside, and I did, that's where the film takes place, but it is supposed to be the 'Cannes Film Festival in France', but they used the Kodak Theater for those scenes. Robert De Niro is a sweetheart, and is always smiley and friendly. Sean Penn was more on the quiet side, can you blame him though? He has a lot on his plate. I had alottttt of guys/fellow actors come over to me today on the set...well about 3 or 4 ..and they gave me a bunch of websites for casting companies that their signed up with and working for and they told me to go for it..I'd do great. So yeah, my day was awesome. Brandi and I had a great time besides the obnoxious blonde bimbo who yelled at her! Pics are posted in my default folder. Much love.

White Void
Maybe I just didn't feel like it. Feel. What is it. I miss it. I'm dead to feel. I'm bled to null. My life ... it was a beautiful thing. Like standing on a cliff, overlooking the saphire eternity of the sea- the salt breeze tickling the back of my brain. No that's not it. My life is like watching white flurry powder dancing in the playful gusts of wind. Just chilly enough to redden my cheeks. With enough snow to dazzle you rather than blind you with diamond blanketed fuzzy blue earth. Gray mountain tips teasing heaven. No... but getting closer. My life... is the grass on my fingertips. The rolling infinity of the plains, interrupted briefly by treelines, foggy horizons, golden beams of light exploding from the nimbi. Rolling forever... no matter how far I reach, I will never close my hand around it all. My life... was the cool black forever of an autumn night. Stars, familiar friends, angels flying low... glitter and scream silently for my affection. Name me. Pick m

She Needs Help
Rebekah got into a contest, then her computer got hacked, hacked so had it has to go to the shop to be repaired, so she didn't get to tell anyone about the contest, using her husband's computer she got one bulletin out, she is 8,000 behind, but even then she still is going to give it her best shot, but whould you expect any less from a former Marine. so rate her, comment bomb her and tell your friends, when you see my bulletins repost, thank you so very much, she has a lot of faith and a lot of heart, lets show her it is for a good reason.

.loss.of.mood.
i should be sleeping. instead...im finding myself in...a mood. yannow..one of those...cant quite put your finger on it...completely exhausted but it just takes to much energy to extract yourself from your current position...cuz while its not completely comfortable...it is what it is...and your mind is spinning in circles around a drain in which there is no plug so even if you tried you couldnt stop the flow...yet you're not exactly sure where said flow is coming from or even where its headed...so you sit...with those half open eyes staring out into the deep vast nothingness...and you'd throw something...if anything was close enough to be thrown...but the inanimate objects have inexplicably extracted themselves from anywhere near your vicinity...while at the same time wondering how its remotely possible that all these interesting people live inside this box and none of them seem to exist in reality...which also makes you wonder how real any of it is at all. and yes..that was prob

Who Woulda Thought This Girl Would Become A Submissive...
You know... I've been thinking a lot lately about my being submissive. It's interesting to me that even 3 years ago, if a relationship as such of a submissive and Master would have been brought up to me, I would have thought the person was nuts.. completely and totally. I would have felt the relationship itself would be wrong. It's funny how with time, and a greater understanding of oneself, opinions can change in a person. When I tell someone I am a submissive, that I hold a Master.. I have rules I follow and I can get punished if I fail to follow those rules.. I have seen many different reactions. I have seen the reactions of those that have never heard of such relationships. That being said.. some have open minds and others do not. I have been questioned on how the relationship works, and why I am in such.. and why I am on the submissive rather than the dominant side. To being told I am completely sick and wrong.. and need help. As I said in an earlier blog... The nar

Skullfuck Santa. Christmas Is Cancelled Forever.
I just finished White Void version 2 (the old is... somewhere >> I forget where). Now... normally I'd be ecstatic, I'd kick someone in the teeth out of joy. But... *shrug* I've got nothing. I should. This poem has plagued me for ... three years(?) On how exactly to put it down... its not perfect, but damn if its not a huge improvement from the first. And I Feel Nothing. So I've decided I'm going to do progressively more dangerous things to myself till I enjoy life again. WOO! I need help. Seriously. Lock me up.

Muppets And Monkeys
Actual call centre conversations !!!!! Customer: "I've been ringing 0800 2100 for two days and can't get through to enquiries, can you help?". Operator: "Where did you get that number from, sir?". Customer: "It was on the door to the Travel Centre". Operator: "Sir, they are our opening hours". ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Samsung Electronics Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?" Operator: "I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about". Caller: "On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?" Operator: "I think you mean the telephone point on the wall". ---------------------------------------------------------------------- RAC Motoring Services Caller

Globalization Is Here To Stay
Well, it looks like Globalization is here to stay. I can admit I was wrong. It seems that the same argument I have used to reason that Globalization will fail is the proof that is it the long term trend for the world. It began back in 1890, and maybe further back when Polk decided he wanted Mexican land. The Spanish American War was much the same way. One might see WWI as an adjustment for it, and WWII (among many other things kicking the crap out of two countries who did not want to go along -- can't really diminish the fact that both Japan and Germany were ruled by murderous regimes). World War I and World War II did slow it down, but the greatest speed-bump in the process was the Great Depression and employment/economic policies that came out of it. FDR's New Deal, did slow don the process and gave it a certain humanity that lasted here from 1944 to 1974. I can't say we really treated the masses outside our borders any better, but well we never have had much respect for non Anglo

Art Gallery
All though I get invited to these openings all the time, for some reason this one interested me. I was never really into abstract art. I was more of a Monet type of collector. But some sixth sense told me I should go. So I pampered myself and got dressed up. Which was another reason I didn't like going to these things. I still could not figure out how I got an invitation. Not even my friends had heard about this opening. It was a new gallery. Just opened a couple of months ago. Well time to check it out. As I entered I was shocked at the beauty of the colors and sweeping of the brush against the canvas. They were done with passion and you could feel that passion radiating from the walls. This artist was more than just a painter. He was a phenom with a paintbrush. One painting in particular caught my eye. The gentle swirl of colors, making it sensual. The feeling of sexuality coming from that painting was almost too much to take. Turning away from it, trying to catch my breath, I

Never Pay For 411 Calls Again
I was online looking at stuff and stumbled upon information to get free 411 calls on your cell phone. Just dial 1-800-free-411 (instead of just 411) and you don't pay the $1.25 per call or whatever your cell company charges anymore. You can save on your bill too. It will cost you minutes if your plan calls for it, but still. Better than the other charge. The next time you're driving and want to place a 411 call use this toll free number, remember to save it to your phone! Your Friend, Nicholas

These Are True.
Loose Lips Sink Ships, Don't Ever Kiss And Tell, This from Chief Roll-A-Blunt, "Poke Smot To All And To All Poke A Lotta Smot", If I Won't Lick it Then Don't Stick It, A Drunken Mans Word Is A Sober Mans Thought, Why Do People Drive On A Parkway And Park On A Driveway? It's Better To Have Something You Don't Need Then To Need Something And Not Have It(like condoms), Why do people forever say never? There's nothing you can not do, ADD SOME OF YOUR OWN QUOTES OR OTHER CRAZY SHIT.....

Why It's Wrong
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I

Nostalgia ... ( What I'm Thinking Of At 3am In The Mornin.)
Thoughts of being found when you were so lost give hope of the fondest dreams. It breaths life in to a whole new realm of it's own. To feel is to touch & to see is to look. Most of all, taste is to experience the flavor you never expected. Something perhaps the French gave a name to. It is all too familiar. The scent, of the wild flowers that bloom in the spring. The sweet smell of fruity blossoms that carry through the air by way of a soft breeze. Then it's all of the sudden gone, but the memory remains. Nostalgia brings to mind the essence of a forgotten past, some how the past is brought to life by the smell that swings by. There is a notion that many let pass, the things they refuse to deal with only because they've not gone there before. Warnings are heeded as a way to alert ones self with the identity of the past. Especially when the past hasn't always been so pleasant. What if the past is of another life time though? One to pick up where it had abruptly ended. To revisit the

Photo's And Stash Update !
Happy hump day all !! I have updated my stash and my photo albums. So please stop on by and take a look and show some luv !! Thanks lots to my friends who have already stopped by ((big hugs)). Take care Lin xx

It Was Upsetting News When I Heard It On The News...
but it really hit home, as well, when I learned that it was a friend's cousin that was a victim. The family is in Houston advocating for her while her ex-boyfriend is in jail with a $250,000 bond. Who says that domestic violence doesn't have a rippling effect? Can you imagine having to have to search for the remains of your loved one's ashes and bones among the city's dumps??? Don't go to my site to click on the article from Houston's Channel 2 Station on my site under Domestic Violence, unless you are really prepared to hear about the whole story. It is certainly a maddening nightmare that shall be unravelling for a while. Please pray that the young girl's family will be able to find some justice in midst of it all and find peace in the end. www.iwim.wordpress.com

Have You. . .?
Ever felt totally alone???? Yeah, I feel like that today. I'm literally all alone, and there's not a single trace of my family. They won't answer phones, no one showed up for work, NOTHING. Its raining really hard outside and the hospital won't tell me if anyone has been admitted in the last two hours. I'M FUCKING WORRIED! I can't stand not knowing if my family is alright!

Stupid Rant
Ever notice how people claim things all the time , yet their actions speak so much louder. I wonder if some people purposly play head games , but whats even better , is when your only an option to communicate with when no one else is around , I guess people dont realize how obvious they really are I love being second best always please stop pissing on my leg and trying to tell me its raining. Im not as blind as you think

Ct Friends!!!
It has occured to me again that many people on CT are in it for the points only so...if I offend you by removing you tough shit. I know who my real friends are on here so it's time for some Spring Cleaning.

Sorry
When I'm with you I laugh and I smile when I'm without you a cry seems to wail from within me and I can't seem to breathe everyone say's their sorry but I don't know what it can help They just say they want me to smile what good would that do my dears I'm sorry I'm not stronger then you and my dears I;m sorry I can't give you what you wanted you say you just want me to smile well my dears I'm just not strong enough I'm sorry Sorry I can't hold you up I can't even hold myself up I think I have lost but I'm not very sure my dears I'm sorry I can't seem to hold anyone up anymore

Stardate 03-28-2007
Hello all, hope all is well. Not much has happened, ant least nothing out of the ordinary. I go thru fits of depression, and unfortunately this is right smack dab in the middle of one. So once again I'm battling the blues. Last night was my son's first night of counseling for some problems he had. We spent 95% of the time making sure the place is getting paid, and 5% filling out forms about his past medical history. Myself, I don't think that he needs it, but his mother and my wife both are gung ho about it. He is open to it, but I have told him if he doesn't feel its helping, he can stop anytime, which will add more grief to my life, but less to his. A worthy trade in my book. My ex, his mother, went into counseling when we were married for anxiety attacks. The counselor convinced her I was the cause for anxiety, and that if she divorced me, she would be cured. I did get vindication three months after the divorce when she was put back on her meds. But she swears by the cou

Breakfast At Mcdonald's .
Breakfast at McDonald's . Please read until the end. This is a good story and is true, please read it all the way through until the end! (After the story, there are some very interesting facts!): I am a mother of three (ages 14, 12, 3) and have recently completed my college degree. The last class I had to take was Sociology. The teacher was absolutely inspiring with the qualities that I wish every human being had been graced with. Her last project of the term was called "Smile." The class was asked to go out and smile at three people and document their reactions. I am a very friendly person and always smile at everyone and say hello anyway, so, I thought this would be a piece of cake, literally. Soon after we were assigned the project, my husband, youngest son, and I went out to McDonald's one crisp March morning. It was just our way of sharing special playtime with our son. We were standing in line, waiting to be served, when all of a sudden everyone

The Folded Napkins...
A Truckers' Story If this doesn't light your fire..your wood is wet! I try not to be biased, but I had my doubts about hiring Stevie. His placement counselor assured me that he would be a good, reliable busboy. I had never had a mentally handicapped employee and wasn't sure I wanted one. I wasn't sure how my customers would react to Stevie. He was short, a little dumpy with the smooth facial features and thick-tongued speech of Down's Syndrome. I wasn't worried about most of my trucker customers because truckers don't generally care who buses tables as long as the meatloaf platter is good and the pies are homemade. The four-wheeler drivers were the ones who concerned me; the mouthy college kids traveling to school; the yuppie snobs who secretly polish their silverware with their napkins for fear of catching some dreaded "truck stop germ;" the pairs of white-shirted business men on expense accounts who think every truck stop waitress wants to be flirted wit

And She Feels Love
wel this past weekend i went out with a guy i hadnt seen since the 8th grade and well its been quite a few years we had a great time and he asked me to be his girl (i feel so highscool lol) and i said yes. so in all my messed up days ive had lately there is finally a light at the end of the rainbow and a treasure its david and im so glad we reconnected

For Her-------
WHAT IS THIS LIFE I LIVE,....I LIVE HAUNTED WITH YOUR MEMORIES ,..MY HEART BEATS AS IF I SEE YOU COME HOME TO US AGAIN...I NEVER CRIED,I NEVER WOULD HAVE.....YOU MADE ME STRONG ENOUGH TO TAKE CARE OF THEM I KNOW.BUT SOMEHOW IM HAUNTED,...I WANT TO TOUCH YOU ONE MORE TIME.,...AM I GOING MAD,....AS I SOMEHOW FEEL YOUR PRESENCE,.....IM HAUNTED......YOU LINGER WITHIN ME AS I CANT LET GO YET I CAN NOT,...I WILL NOT ,...LET YOU GO!!,.......IM HAUNTED,.....BY THE LUV YOU AND ONLY YOU GAVE US,...... ITS ALL COMING BACK TO ME NOW,...YOUR SHADOWS,YOUR VOICE,THE THINGS YOU SAID,....YOU BELIEVE I WAS THINKING ABOUT THE WAY WE SAT NEAR YOU JUST TO TOUCH YOU,....THE WAY I LAYED MY HEAD IN YOUR LAP AS YOU RUBBED MY HAIR.....O MOMA'',.....THE SILLY PHONE CALLS,.....THE GOWNS YOU WORE..WASHING YOUR HAIR,...WHY DO I FEEL LIKE YOURE TOUCHING ME YET YOURE GONE,.....I SEE YOU...BUT MOST OF ALL,.........I MISS U ,....MOMA!!,...

Hey Guys Im With Crissy Right Now
hey guys on cherry tap im with crissy my gf and we r doing a morning cam show only today we will do it at this time if ur interested hit me up on my messenger just to tell u its 5 bux too see us ok thegirl_nextdoor26 yahoo fore519@hotmail.com hope to here from u soon the shows at noon est

Drowning Sorrows
The distressed-looking man had downed several drinks in rapid succession before the bartender asked him, "you trying to drown your sorrows, buddy?" "you could say that," the guy replied. "it usually doesn't work, you know." "no shit," the man moaned. "i can't even get my wife anywhere near the water!"

Latley...
so thigs havnt been going that good. i want ot moveback to oxford or just out of this state all together cuz i hate it here now. on the plus side tho i died my hair this weekend it was great i did redish-pink highlights qwith the whole underneathe that color, yeh it looks pretty hot! but yeh other then that not much else has happened witch is sucky and boring but oh well! thats all for now, dezi

People
So my mom always told me if you don't have something nice to say about someone don't say anything at all...what is with the people that are going around and rating peoples pictures 1 and 2??? When I first got on this website a couple months ago people were really nice stopping by to rate a 10 and showin some love to help you get your score up. And now we have the dipshits that are just going through peoples photos rating low numbers just to be assholes or whatever, and it probably happens more with girl on girl and guy on guy....come on people you can rate someones photo a ten without being gay that is ok now. And lets say you find the photo tasteless or you just don't like it then move on to a different photo...I've ran across a lot of tasteless photos and I rate them their ten and move on to the next one, but I guess thats just being courteous...Anyways just thought I'd share my little bitch fit.

Wish My Ex Would Have A Damn Sex Change!!
Man: Ex' Sex Change Should End Alimony Email this Story Mar 27, 4:57 PM (ET) By PHIL DAVIS CLEARWATER, Fla. (AP) - Lawrence Roach agreed to pay alimony to the woman he divorced, not the man she became after a sex change, his lawyers argued Tuesday in an effort to end the payments. But the ex-wife's attorneys said the operation doesn't alter the agreement. The lawyers and Circuit Judge Jack R. St. Arnold agreed the case delves into relatively unchartered legal territory. They found only a 2004 Ohio case that addressed whether or not a transsexual could still collect alimony after a sex change. "There is not a lot out there to help us," St. Arnold said. Roach and his wife, Julia, divorced in 2004 after 18 years of marriage. The 48-year-old utility worker agreed to pay her $1,250 a month in alimony. Since then, Julia Roach, 55, had a sex change and legally changed her name to Julio Roberto Silverwolf. "It's illegal for a man to marry a man and it should likewise be il

Show Your Love And Support....please
I am lv this weekend for iarq!!! If you want to come by and rate my pics and show some love or do what u need to do!!! I well be on here on and off well i am going but othere then that well see you when i come home!! I well try and stay safe too!!! God bless all of you pls keep me in your prayers!!!! If you all could do me one fav would pls add yourself here PLS I support my military, do you?@ CherryTAP THIS IS THE MAN BEHIND I SUPPOURT MY MILITARY,DO You? PLS STOP BY AND SAY GOOD BYE and RATE & ADD & FAN HIM PLS Sexy Crazy Marine@ CherryTAP Courtesy of MsTags.com Courtesy of MsTags.com (repost of original by 'Sexy Crazy Marine' on '2007-03-27 13:58:29') (repost of original by 'I support my military, do you?' on '2007-03-27 14:22:51') (repost of original by 'Sexy Crazy Marine' on '2007-03-27 14:24:13') (repost of original by 'DvlDog91 ~JLM~Angel Family~' on '2007-03-27 14:52:53') (repost of original by 'Sexy Crazy Marine' on '2007-03-27 15:24:42') (repost of origi

True Man
I feel to be a ture man I have to be there for my kids. That means let them know I am here for them to count on cry on and pick them up when they are sick. To show them the love of a father. To be there for them when they need a father to fall back on and count on. I want to be their wall to stand on for life or till the have become their own wall to stand on. A man that can't be there for their kids is not a ture man now is he?

For Smart Women Who Need A Laugh
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. WOMEN'S REVENGE "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally. UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and STILL be afraid of a spider. MARRIAGE SEMINAR While attending a Marriage Seminar deal

In Memory Of "adam Michael"
Saying Goodbye Go now, my child, the time has come. All tasks today are done. There are others waiting there for you, And songs yet to be sung. Go quietly, go softly, Leave all pain and fear behind. Today has left a part of you In our hearts, our souls, and minds. I’ll remember you, my dear one, As I lay down to sleep. I’ll remember that you made me smile, Although, it makes me weep. As you go to face your future, As you go to touch the sky Know that God makes all things possible, Angels never die. Go now, my child, the time has come. All worldly tasks are done. There are others waiting there for you, And songs yet to be sung.

Funny - What Women Mean!
Words Women Use: 1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with Nothing usually end in Fine. (Refer back to #1 for the meaning of Fine.) 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word , but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of Nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a m

The Zen In Dancing
I had such a zen moment the other night...in line-dancing class, of all places.....twice........I knew it the first time it happened, and I got excited and lost it. It might not have been a true zen moment, for I've never been trained in that, but it is the only word I can think of to describe what happened to me. Okay...here is what happened. We were practicing a waltz. I had waltzed as a child in a 4th grade play. I loved it then. My body had forgotten all of it.......I was having trouble at first, and I was frustrated. I felt that I was trying to grasp something from my childhood, and could not seem to relax enough to get into the steps. The counting was different from all the other line dances we had done. I was letting it throw me off kilter. Then, for a moment, I had it.....lost it.....had it......DAMMIT.lost it. I knew I had to relax. I took a deep breath and began to get it together again........Suddenly, I found a part of it, and I managed to hold onto it. I

Why They Call It Falling By "lee Ann Womack"
Love is Like this : It's like jumpin It's like leapin It's like walkin on the ceilin It's like floatin It's like flyin through the air It's like soarin It's like glidin It's a rocket ship you're ridin It's a feelin that can take you anywhere So why they call it fallin Why they call it fallin Why they call it fallin I don't know There was passion There was laughter The first mornin after I just couldn't get my feet to touch the ground Every time we were together We talked about forever I was certain it was Heaven we had found So why they call it fallin Why they call it fallin Why they call it fallin I don't know But you can't live your life Walkin in the clouds Sooner or later You have to come down It's like a knife Through the heart And it all comes apart It's like someone takes a pin to your balloon It's a hole It's a cave It's kinda like a grave When he tells you that he's found somebody new So why they call it fallin W

Penis Study
PENIS STUDY In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year ... and $180,000.00 they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the US published the study, France decided to do their own study. After $250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex. Wisconsin, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46 and 2 cases of beer, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.

Senior Sex
After his exam the doctor said to the elderly man, "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?" "In fact, I do," said the old man. "After I have sex I am usually hot and sweaty, and then, after I have it with her the second time, I am usually cold and chilly." After examining his elderly wife, the doctor said, "Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?" The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns. The doctor then said to her: "Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex with you the first time, and then cold and chilly after the second time. Do you know why?" "Oh, that crazy old fart," she replied. "That's because the first time is usually in August and the second time is in January."

Let The Echoes Of My Words Bounce Through Ya Mind.
So over the last couple weeks I have been uploading imagery... alot of it. Most of which I think is just comedy but have gotten some messages from people who think I have crossed the line here or there. Which is unavoidable I know... but thought I would post a lil some somethin to give ya'll a lil insight to who I am and what I believe in. Problem with this is, I easily go into rants about some of the subjects I'ma talk about so going to try to give a brief version of this, if anyone wants to follow up I'm always here to chat. First Religion. I absolutely despise organized religion in all its forms. I mean honestly take a college history course on western civilization and you will see how rediculous the bible is. I don't say this blindly, but wake up people we had a 800 year "Dark Age" where only people in the church were allowed to be literate. During that time the church was THE GREATEST POWER in Europe. Kings couldn't do shit to them, there are more then a couple accounts of po

Love
LoVe..... ...we think about it, sing about it, dream about it, and we lose sleep worrying about it. When we don't have it, we search for it; and when we discover it, we don't know what to do with it. When we have it, we fear losing it. It is the constant source of pleasure and pain, but we can't predict which it will be from one moment to the next. It is a short word - easy to spell, difficult to define, and impossible to live without.

Sorry!
If you feel I have been ignoring you guys... I haven't! I have been "truely" busy... I am trying to make a place i nlife for my name. I want my name known. So therefore I have an invention that I hope will put my name in lights. It's for the "ADULT INDUSTRY". Because, well... if you know me, you know how I think! LMAO! Anyways, at the moment I am doing research to see if it exists. Good news is, I haven't found it yet! And soon, I will be building a prototype! Cross your fingers for me! I'm going to need the luck and the good fortune! After that I talk to a patent lawyer! And then! We'll have some fun! So continue to hit me up... at the very least say "HI"... I would really appreciate it! And once again, Sorry for being distant!

Damn I Wonder At Times
WHAT KIND OF SELF CENTERED GOLD DIGGING MOMMY AN DADDYS LITTLE PRINCESS OR KINGS RUNNING THE WORLD THEN I COME HERE OR MYSPACE AN FIND OUT I USE TOO LOVE CHERRYTAP BUT PEOPLE ON HERE MAKE IT A WASTE TOO VISIT I EVEN PONDER WHY MANY OF THEM BREATH

News For Today (march 27th, 2007)
Ok first of all I got my Risprodol shot today in my ass lol. Then dad took me to look at trucks because I've just gotten my check for the other car that blew up. I've found a truck that costs alil bit over 5,000 $s. I'm also planning to start traveling with the carnival, if I can find them. I'm getting the hell out of this town. That is all the news for now.

Sexxy Man Contest Opens Tonite At 6 Pm
~~ Sexy Man On CT Contest ~~ I Need Men for my contest! With shirt or without! 1st Place will win a blast! 1st Person is...... with 1 comments! 2nd Person is...... with 1 comments! 3rd Person is...... with 1 comments! 4th Person is...... with 1 comments 5th Person is...... with 1 comments! 6th Person is...... with 1 comments! 7th Person is...... with 1 comments! 8th Person is...... with 1 comments! 9th Person is...... with 1 comments! 10th Person is...... with 1 comments! 11th Person is...... with 1 comments! 12th Person is...... with 1 comments! 13th People is......

Can You Read
fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe can. i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it.

Adult Learning Center
Fall Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Monday, Oct 30, 2007 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM . Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5 Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday

Plug Me In (swan Song Of Society)
Plug Me In (or 'Swan Song of Society') Line me up to that long list of multiple redundancy where we are all the same and feed from the same bottle Take us where we are supposed to go by law, by social proper Plug me in into the pestilence of society Here is my life bleed my pocket dry meet me, date me, rape me, kill me show me what we're all equally entitled to experience Join the circle of the same, of the rule and guideline teach me what I already know mold my talents into what this society this pestilence will accept with open arms slave to the fool puppet to perversion clone among clones on the mass production line Plug me in deep way inside society Give me that mantle that dorm, that diploma all the stress you have to offer hand me the keys to complexity let me boost my problems high and higher add to the blood debt give to the blood bank suck me to the last drop of my individuality let me be hindered by standards on all levels so

No Sense Or Non-sense
No Sense Its makes me no never mind because I’m blind to the foolishness I allow myself to drift as I lift up my thoughts to those things in life that I’ve bee taught It’s not my fault, but really it makes no sense How people try to destroy things that they don’t know Trying to stop the growth of a passion With distraction of selfless satisfaction and await a rewarding reaction Foolish thinking on your part You see even though it makes not a bit of sense to me the feelings do from my heart And that is where it all starts All your childish wishes and wishing for things to snap like the most Delicate thing It just isn’t going to be something that will be happening You see like Martin Luther I too had a dream And that is one day as I lay and gaze at the Blue sky I will no longer need the tears in my eyes My life will be without the downpour of sorrow from the roar Of a man that has for all his life cried I feel so alive and now I’m seeing things differently a

.criss.crossing.lines.
its this mountain or its this molehill or it is what it is and im not exactly sure what it is. yes. ill take that last one final answer and everything maybe peoples timelines in their lifetime are the same on certain lines and thats why certain paeople are drawn toward each other and remain friends thru hell and highwater. i dont know. what i do know is this. where she is now is eerily similar to a place i was such a time ago id almost forgotten. maybe her line and my line are exactly where they're sposed to be so that she could have someone who almost completely understands and i could purge while remembering the good and exactly how i felt. i say 'almost' cuz hardly anything is identical. it just seems lately all my lines are crossing someone elses lines so that i have some insight into their situation and while this is an incredibly good and enlightening thing, it also leaves me feeling...odd man out...if only cuz it feels like there isnt someone ahead me on my line

A Letter From Men To Women
To all women, On behalf of all men I would like to clarify a few points: The floor is considered an acceptable clothing storage location. Never ask me to purchase feminine products. Assume that I will come home with the wrong thing. When watching TV hugging is always fine because I can still see the screen. Kissing should only be done during timeouts and commercials. Questions should also be limited to this period as you stand a much better chance of getting an immediate response. When we are watching your show and I change the channels during a commercial do not hassle me that they are over to change the channel back. I always know when the timing is right. Also, when we are channel surfing do not ask me to go back, there was a good reason why I skipped it. If you need help with the laundry, I am more than willing to carry it from the bedroom to the washer. In my mind this is half the chore and I am now free to return to the couch. If I mention that a male friend of min

Could You Be Loved? Then Be Loved
The old saying of, "you complete me" is only possible in Love. It is not the loss of self, but the broadening of self with another. Love is a connection, like the Rastafari concept of God -- I and I. I am part of God and God is part of me. I am part of you, and you are part of me. We are bigger, more expansive than ever before, in Love. Love, above all other things. It is my motivation, my truth, and the reason I bother at all. These past two years have become all about love and working from that place. What would love do? How does love react? How does love act in any given situation? Love is not a competition. I am far from perfect, but I Love. It is the answer. I don't want to be smart, I want to Love. I don't want fame and fortune, I want to Love.

Wishful Thinking
Wishful Thinking I want to cover you in roses until the thorns make you bleed. Make you feel the pain you have forced me to see. The rain falls around me like a million stabbing knives, And you don't seem to understand why my heart dies. Your soul is mine; my heart is yours. Why can't we stay like this; please stop slamming doors. I'm locked out without a key. To the ground fall pieces of me. Pieces that your touch made warm Your love was like honey that bees did swarm. My life ends when you give up. I wish I was the wine you drink from your cup. I want to be the breeze on your hot day. The sun on your back as you lay. But some devious spirit has blown out the flame. We are different, yet we are the same. Lay with me here in this grave, And pray for God my life to save. For there is no me when you disappear. My cries to you you do not hear. The pain is unbearable; I hope you can feel it. You can see the hurt in my face; I cannot conceal it. Come back

A Ballad In Urgency
Here with me And this price you pay Just a wishful dream could be blown away Ask yourself for better or worse Because whats the use if its just good luck A black cat has crossed my path Tell me whats good luck about that Hate and greed Swollen and sweet Lets start this misery If thats where you wanna be Fear and love From down or form up above Come to me Come to me I bet you please Come set me free Excuse me please For my definition But deeper still are my convictions Urgently I wait to hear an answer While I misconduct A sad lost anthem An anthem like you have never heard Have you heard something so absurd Hate and greed Swollen and sweet Lets start this misery If thats where you wanna be Fear and love From down or form up above Come to me Come to me I bet you please Come set me free

Hopeless
The hopeless romantic ends up alone. Isn't it a shame? So much love to give. Each day a guessing game. The hopeless romantic left out in the cold. Lying alone in her self pity. Where did it go wrong? Lost in this filthy city. The hopeless romantic is just hopeless. Living life as a dream. Making more of nothing. Always swimming upstream. The hopeless romantic is tired. She needs more but is getting older. With each day that passes by, she settles. Her heart grows colder.

I Love My Kids Enough To Spread The Word.....
If U care about ur kids whether their urs or friends then send this to every parent/guardian you know. This is absolutely insane! McDonalds, Chuck E Cheese, Discovery Zone... Some of you might not be parents, but you may have nieces, nephews, grandchildren or friends with children. This will pertain to you too. As I read the following, my heart sank. I urge each and every one of you to pass this on to as many people as you can. I cannot stress how important this is! This is very disturbing news. In addition to the following true story... One son lost his watch, and was very upset. We dug and dug in those balls, trying to find the watch. Instead, we found vomit, food, feces, and other stuff I do not want to discuss. I went to the manager and raised hell. Come to find out, the ball pit is only cleaned out once a month. I have doubts that it is even done that often. My kids will never play in another ball pit. Now read this: Hi. My n

" Go Fuck A Goat" And The Frequent Pier Card.
I told three people yesterday to "go fuck a goat." I did not utter these words in anger, but thru snorts of laughter....(Yes I snort). I ignore most. I do not have the time to answer everyone who asks to see my vagina. Only the very crude get asked to go fuck a goat. "Hey sexy" *yawn* "let me be your god *puke* "Nice ass. I wanna see more." *eyeroll* These scroll by.... I ignore. I do not talk to many people in the shout box. And I usually do not give out my Yahoo. "Hey Goddess...lets fuck" heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeK!!!! I inhale a squeak. I imagine that I sound very pig like. "Go fuck a goat! mutherfuckaaaa." I type back. A smile hitches my mouth. I love the multiple a's. They make me happy. "Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!?" he types back. I roll my eyes. Oh HE'S offended. At the top of my screen I see a woman's profile with this name "CUM HELP ME FILL UP MY HOLE." I click on it save the link and shout box it to that guy. There. Don't say I nevah gave you nut

Recently, I Was Diagnosed With A. A. A. D. D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder
Recently, I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs to be washed. As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the porch Table that I brought up from the mail box earlier. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can Under the table, and notice that the can is full. So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage First. But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out The garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first. I take my check book off the table, and see that there is only 1 check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to My desk where I find the can of Coke that I had been drinking. I'm going to look for my checks, but

Hmmmm Wtf?!?
WELL OKAY..... SO I THINK IT'S FUNNY AS HELL... I SEE REPOSTS FOR CONTESTS AND LOUNGES.... BUT WHEN SOMEONE POSTS ABOUT KIDS... NO ONE LOOKS!! SO, WHAT DID I HAVE TO PUT? "HEY WANNA SEE ME NAKED"? I DON'T GET IT.... SO FAR TWO PEOPLE HAVE READ MY BLOG ABOUT THE SAME THING, THANK YOU BOTH..... YOU BOTH KNOW WHO YOU ARE. I THINK IT'S FRICKEN STUPID!!! WHY IS IT THAT PEOPLE COME HERE TO HAVE FUN, AND GET TO KNOW PEOPLE, BUT WHEN IT COMES TO THE REAL WORLD BULLETINS, THEY PUSH IT ASIDE? I'VE SEEN PEOPLE READ BULLETINS ABOUT, "IF WE HAD SEX" OR, "24 HOURS ALONE WITH ME" OR SOMETHING EQUALLY LAME...... WHO CARES? I MEAN ARE YOU ACTUALLY GOING TO MEET THAT PERSON? OUT OF ALL MY FRIENDS ON HERE, I CAN SAY, SURE I'D LIKE TO MEET A GOOD PORTION OF YOU, BUT WILL IT HAPPEN? UHMMM NOT LIKELY, UNLESS LOTS OF STRINGS ARE PULLED AND SACRIFICES ARE MADE. I CAN SERIOUSLY NAME A HAND FULL OF PEOPLE, I'D ACTUALLY GO OUT OF MY WAY TO MEET.... YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!! ANYWAYS...THIS ENDS THIS BLOG! SINCER

Drunk Driving,being A Good Samaritian,and The Rabbid Squirrels
Well it's been quite a week for me....the new yr started of fuckin GREAT!!! good friends good times and good music. spent monday just chillin out recovering from the weekend..nothing exciting..ENTER TUESDAY!!!! (cue dramatic music) Started off by driving all the way to fremont for an appointment to get my window fixed on my car...get there and they over booked so they couldn't get my car in......grrr (not like gas is cheap!!!) so get back to B.G. decide to go to the (s)mall and get me a new book.went and got it. and then on the way home some kid fuckin rear ends me! no damage to the car so I let it go...I got 1 ticket for already for kickin some guys truck door in for clippin the front of my car. so I get home and read for awhile.... Tuesday night..Matt,Dan, and myself decide to go out for martini night @ Skybar..it's been a rough week or so for Dan so it would be good to get out and have some fun..we all had a couple and went back to work out..well that was the plan for me till I

Well Now......
So I decided today that my patients come into the office to torture me. They all get together over coffee in the morning and discuss which certifiabley insane people will come to see me on which day. I believe that the conversation goes something like: Patient 1: So, you have an appointment today? Patient 2: Yes. I have determined that the girl up there has had an easy week, so today I am going to go in and make her think that she is crazy.......ha ha ha Patient 3: I have an appointment too, I think I will yell at her and tell her that she is the reason for all of my problems in life. What about you? Patient 1: I am going to cancel and show up anyway and say that I didn't cancel, then get irate and insanly beligerent, then when someone else walks in pretend that I don't know what the hell she is talking about. I think this week we can break her..... While all this is going on I sit completely oblivious to the chaos that is about to slam into me. I am evidently the ro

Watching You Sleep
by:Leatherface You don't know anything and you don't know what's happening, And chocolate is like everything, there's no you and me. That's why I'm all at sea. And everyone came along, everyone singing songs, Everyone drank some more and everyone giggled at the bore. That amount of hindsite makes me blind. And what's more and I like watching you sleep, I never knew anyone quite like you I'd like to be. And I know more than this fishing is more for you. And there you lie next to me, I'd love to know what you dream I love to listen to you breathe, I hope you don't watch me. Because I'd never sleep. It's all become polarised, look at the sky to tell the time, to idolise through idol eyes. Well I'm not getting it. He bought you flowers and I bought you drink, You can't drink flowers but flowers can drink. It's a hunger in me, I never knew there was anything or anyone else you see. And it's like that key ring, living is more than life. We're alive, we're al

The Leaveing Song!!!!!!!!
YOU WALKED AWAY FROM ME AND NEVER LOOKED BACK NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN AND THAT WAS THAT WHEN DO I GET CLOSURE FROM THIS TRAGIC EVENT ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS THE WAY YOU WENT WHEN I LOOKED UPON YOUR EYES FOR THE VERY LAST TIME THEY REFLECTED OF HURT YOUR GLARE WAS BLIND YOU STOOD THERE SO STRONG WITH BLACK TEARS ON YOUR FACE THEN YOU WERE GONE A GHOSTS ELEGENT TRACE my soul fades away now my heart aches of pain my soul becomes my shadow my heart cant win this battle YOU USE TO TELL ME YOU WOULD NEVER GO AWAY YOU WOULD LOVE ME FOREVER WE WERE INSEPERABLE THAT WAY THE WORDS THAT YOU SAID TO ME REPEAT IN MY HEAD AS I CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP IN WHAT USE TO BE OUR BED SO GOODBYE TO MY LOVE THAT LEFT ME THIS PAIN IN MY DEEPEST REGRET I'M THE ONLY ONE TO BLAME I WILL NEVER FORGIVE MYSELF FOR WHAT LED TO THIS I NOW LIVE WITHOUT YOUR BEAUTIFUL LOVE I WILL MISS my soul fades away now my heart aches of pain my soul becomes my shadow my heart cant win this battle

Alshimers!!!
ALSHIMERS!!! Stuttering lost within clouds of mind he said. “I carry a stagnant love that has for years now been dead” Then when I asked what caused the end of this love he cannot forget. “My love was killed by scars we had before we even met”

Idiot
WOW. I generally don’t like people. But this is fucking ridicules! Alright so there is this chick on Myspace going on a hunger strike until Sanjaya Malakar is voted off of American Idol. It’s a TV show, it’s for entertainment. If you don’t like what’s going on don’t fucking watch it. I’m not an American Idol fan myself. I honestly can’t stand the show.. So do you know what I do? I DON’T WATCH IT! Although her stupidity makes me want to vote for Sanjaya as much as I possibly can! She says “We have no problems with Sanjaya personally, he seems like a very personable and charming young man. However, he does NOT belong on American Idol.” Who is she to say this. Now I’m not standing up for him. I have no idea what he’s like or his singing is like and I don’t really give a shit. I’m simply putting her down for being an idiot! “This means I will refuse to eat anything until American Idol voters wise up, and stop voting Sanjya through each week.” pffft. Who cares if you don’t eat!? I hope

Some Words I Like
I've always considered myself a bit of a word-smith. And, I'd like to think my vocabulary is expressive and expansive, if nothing else. So, just for shits and giggles, here are a few words I like for various reasons. . synchronicity . caveat . acquiescence . serendipity . kismet . peculiar . effloresense . tabula rasa . rabble rouser . fulcrum . quandary . sanguine . gestalt . capitulation . squabbling

Perspective
We convince ourselves that life will be better after we get married, have a baby, then another. Then we are frustrated that the kids aren't old enough and we'll be more content when they are. After that, we're frustrated that we have teenagers to deal with. We will certainly be happy when they are out of that stage. We tell ourselves that our life will be complete when our spouse gets his or her act together, when we get a nicer car, are able to go on a nice vacation, when we retire. The truth is, there's no better time to be happy than right now. If not now, when? Your life will always be filled with challenges. It's best to admit this to yourself and decide to be happy anyway. One of my favourite quotes comes from Alfred D. Souse. He said, "For a long time it had seemed to me that life was about to begin - real life. But there was always some obstacle in the way, something to be gotten through first, some unfinished business, time still to be served, or a debt to be paid.

*sigh*
it is noy my day today.. my best friend called me a few hours ago and told me that she decide not move in with me..... so I guess I am not going to have a roommate.. but I will have a date in 2 days with a great guy :) I can't wait!! I hope the date will go very well.. wish me a luck.. :) I hop everyone is doing good!! :)

Untitled..(yeah Theres Alot Of Those Lol) Written 10/18/05
Connected by the unexplained.. bonded by love..Never wanting to let you go..Needing to see you, hear you, feel you in my arms..wanting to be in your heart, your soul..I've tasted your blood..I've touched your lips..Just sitting, thinking wanting more of it all...Not knowing how far it will go..only knowing..I dont want it to end.

The Nightmare Goes On...
I'm numb and I'll admit hurting hella bad at the moment.This might not make much sense at all. But my mind is driving me crazy all the thoughts just bounceing around. So I was hopeing a blog might help it. I don't do silence well. It goes back to my youth and being forced to be in a silent,cold,dark place when ever I was thought to deserve punishment. I'm dealing ok. Gypsy needs the rest so i'm silent as I can be. But it allows my thoughts to just run around. Mainly It's fear I'm feeling...I've never loved as deep as I do Gypsy. Hells I knew from the first time I saw her she was my forever... Now the thought of loseing her...well I'm scared to death.I honestly couldn't deal with that on top of loseing our child.... Then there's the thoughts of rage of makeing the one that made this happen suffer 3 fold for it. Of makeing her feel the hurt n pain we are right now. And yeah I'm not proud to admit it but yeah,I do think of her painful demise. I know that's messed up but I find my

Started 2/2/05 Added 2/16/05
Alone in the Darkness..screaming so high The feeling that no one hears me..makes me cry and cry I feel that I have no-one,standing by my side I feel that I should give up, or I should run and hide Hating feeling helpless, hating feeling scared To live as I should be, I am not prepared. The cravings are driving me nuts, the cravings are making me crazy Unless things change soon, my mind will always be hazy

Writen 10-18-05
Standing alone in the dark I reach out..nothing there I turn around and feel your hand grasping for me Our hands touch, and I feel I could melt At that moment it feels as if we are the only two left in the world I hold your hand tighter, but you slowly slip away You whisper "I'm always with you my Dark Angel" I reach out into nothingness Searching for your hand again Suddenly you are holding me tighter than ever You whisper 'See, I told you I'm always here' We embrace for what seems like eternity But sadly I have to let you go, knowing you are always in my heart and my soul I cry but smile at the same time Feeling your love and what we have Everyday looking forward to hearing your voice and seeing your smile Knowing.. That I am loved...

Morphing Web Site
There's a cool new site where you can "morph" your pictures into photos of wolves, tigers, chimpanzees and other wildlife: http://www.youwild.org While you're there, you can sign a petition to encourage President Bush and U.S. Interior Secretary Dirk Kempthorne to protect our vanishing wildlife and great wild places. More and more of our great wild places are being sacrificed to mining, drilling, logging, highways and real estate development. These special places are home to wolves, polar bears, and other imperiled wildlife, and they must be protected. I sent a message to the Bush administration, and I hope you will, too. It's easy -- just visit the site below to start having fun with your photos and making a difference for our widlife: I got this in my e-mail from a GREAT FRIEND: AMERICAN CHERRY~~ Ct wifey of Mlaw~~

New Experiences
Soft hands moving over my body, gentle kisses on my lips, neck, shoulders. Sweet fine smell of baby powder wafts across my nose, tickling and making me giggle, squirm playfully under the weight of your soft naked body on mine. I'm feeling heady and nervous, as long as I keep my eyes closed I tell myself, I will stay afloat forever. Nervous excitement wells up inside of me as your hands make themselves familiar with my body. I like that. Soft gentle squeezing of my breast between our bodies, moisture builds between my legs, my clit is nudging me, growing harder with anticipation as your expert hands work their way down, still gently gliding over the full curves of my body, my hands gliding over your strong shoulders, feeling the cut of your shoulder blades and dimples of your spine on my finger tips. Firmness of your muscles turns me on more, but smooth soft skin confuses and delights my senses. Kissing again, this time I open my eyes and look into your soft brown eyes staring back...my

More Update
shes having surgery they still don't know what time because the o.r. is backed up they found an abcess growing on her stomach thats leaking into her body. they are cutting out part of her small intestines and attaching the other part to her stomach they are re arranging her eating track so the food goes down her left side and not her right then they are going to explore to make sure they didn't miss anything she will be on an eating tube for 3 days SIGH

Vote For Christina Aguilera Candyman On Trl , She Was At 7 !
Got if from my friend Angel. Hey guys how is everybody doing, good i hope , it's a shame and a fucking dissapointment and i am extreamly pissed off , well cuz my homegurl Christina Aguilera droped down to the MTV TRL countdown today to number 7 , yeah ugh no freakin fair , she works extreamly hard to be heard and judged by people the way she does , she deserves to be number 1 or at least number 2 ! can we all please help her with some votes onto the TRL countdown please so she can make it onto number 1 ?, c'mon do it , well how ? just by logging into your MTV account by going to mtv.com and signing up for a FREE account if you havent yet and pretty pretty please vote for Christina Aguilera - Candyman ! plus the video is great as well ! Thanks again Fans and Friends ! make sure to catch her onto the TRL countdown tommorow ! ;o) Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.com MUCH LOVE & THANKS ♥ Angel ;o)

Quote
"Sword in hand, at the bloody fields of History We rent our blades through dogma and humility Carve a future, according to our will Set worlds ablaze with our seething fire Let you all acknowledge that we are here As masters to rule this failing humanity Our beings forged of rage and defiance With strength to trample the weak and the foolish And so we march with burning brands Temples aflame, on our path to glory..."

Sandcastle Construction
With summer just around the corner, and millions of people heading off to the beaches, I thought it would be a good idea to teach you all the basics of sandcastle building The correct construction of a Sandcastle, is much more difficult than people realise. Which is why I thought it would be a good idea to share some of my vast knowledge with you all. I've put this rather complicated procedure into simple terms, and have included some of my own helpful tips, where appropriate.... So without futher ado, let us begin... Necessary Tools: One Plastic Bucket in the shape of a castle.. one Plastic Spade.. and a selection of Silly Flags. There are more tools that would also be helpful, but I will deal with those later in the lesson. Location: The best location for sandcastle building is called a, "Beach" - This is normally found on a, "coastline"... These places are easily identifiable as they are full of the main construction material called, "Sand" and have a l

Ladies Only
to the ladies on my list how many of ou think giving a guy a blow job is gross if you dont tell me y you like giving heaed and to the ones that dont you need to try it before you knock it becasue every guy loves a little head now and then so if you have never tried it then you need to give your man head he will do a lot more for you

Written: 4/9/06
Confused yet again...Everything that I am feeling now causes my head to spin... All brought on by one single person The thought of everything that we have in common overwhelms me All I can think of is you.. I cant help but wonder, if you're thinking of me Untill we meet again...What we had will always be in my memories.

Man's Creation
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine Created a p*ssy to their design. First was a butcher, smart with wit, Using a knife, he gave it a slit. Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, With a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole. Third was a tailor, tall and thin, By using red velvet, he lined it within. Fourth was a hunter, short and stout, With a piece of fox fur, he lined it without. Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell, He threw in a fish and gave it a smell. Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee, He touched it and blessed it and said it could pee. Last came a sailor, a dirty little runt, He sucked it and f*cked it and called it a cunt

For Her
I love you for so many reasons And I love you in so many ways I love you thru all of the seasons I love you more than these words can say. If some day you find yourself Alone and free at last I hope and pray it's me you call For the dream to come to pass. And if that day should never come When I can say your are finally mine My eternal love will not come undone To deny that would be my crime So I end this with an "I love you" And pray you know this to be true I was born for one reason, Tammie That to be the man loving you..

Why Girls Leave
I just found out that the girl that I loved is never comming back. I know that I didn't do anything wrong, She was treat better that any female wanted. What am I going to do? I gave her five year to her.Will I ever find another female to love.At the moment I fell like I have gone to hel for nothing. It seems that there is no girl for me & I'm going to be single for the rest of my life. $Jamie$

Snow
For several weeks now it has been getting into the 50's and 60's, nearly into the 70's. Today, we get up and there are several inches of snow on the ground, now there is nearly a foot of snow!! As the time comes for Tess' b-day and out upcoming move, she has been saying something about snow. I told her that if she kept it up that it was going to snow and lo and behold!!! We are supposed to get another 4-6 inches before this stops. Well, she got her snow and her b-day is 2 days away.

A Heart Rolled Down The Street
18th Street. It was bright out. A day not made for thinking. Rounded the corner of Massachusetts to turn back on the journey. The flash of red caught my eye, in a city where the colors scream bleak. It bounced, slowly, the breeze caught it, uplifting, almost like a spirit raised with the carefree feelings of an anticipated second date before it settled back into the gutter. I felt compelled to run out there and grab it, lest the passing cars strike it down. To see a heart break, no matter how trivial the circumstance, seemed worthy of trying to stop. Saukee stopped me, sweet dog he is. It would have been a bad move to dart out into traffic with a puppy in tow, I could only stand there captivated by the scene as he gently tugged to get me moving again, off of the sidewalk where passers-by ignored it all. After it slowly rolled 20 feet, I let Saukee take me back through the park. I stopped once, just to look back. The heart turned into an alley, maybe to

Points
does anyone else feel like i do at times. that it seems you get to a level and stay there forever. then i hate it when you vote on people but they dont return the favor. more so when you see that they came to your page but couldnt at least rate you. ok guess im done whinning for now....lol just been one of those days for me. hope everyone else is having a better day.

On Days You Miss Someone
TEARS FALLING ON MY KEYBOARD, ALTHOUGHH I TRIED HOLDING THEM BACK, BUT THIS IS ONE OF THOSE DAYS,... A DAY THAT I REALLY MISS SOMEONE, A DAY I CAN'T GET THROUGH WITHOUT THINKING ABOUT THEM,AND I WONDER TOO,IF THEY ARE MISSING ME OR THINKING ABOUT ME AT THE EXACT SAME MOMENT, I WONDER IF THEY HAVE DAYS LIKE ME WHERE THEY CAN'T MAKE IT THROUGH THE DAY WITHOUT AT LEAST THINKING ABOUT ME ONCE,SO MY FEELINGS HIDE IN THE SHADOWS UNTIL WE TALK,...IF ONLY IF IT'S JUST TO SAY HI,EVEN FOR A MINUTE,....

Anyone Care To Join Me?
No one home for a couple days, Absolut Vanilia, Dim lighting(lots of candles), Incense, Nine Inch Nails, Intoxicated, No clothes, in a Jacuzzi. Perfection. This=Orgasm(s) Too bad no one is around to join in.

A Tribute To Dispatchers
A Tribute To Dispatchers By Chief Thomas Wagoner Loveland (Colo.) Police Department Someone once asked me if I thought that answering telephones for a living was a profession. I said, "I thought it was a calling." And so is dispatching. I have found in my law enforcement career that dispatchers are the unsung heroes of public safety. They miss the excitement of riding in a speeding car with lights flashing and sirens wailing. They can only hear of the bright orange flames leaping from a burning building. They do not get to see the joy on the face of worried parents as they see their child begin breathing on its own, after it has been given CPR. Dispatchers sit in darkened rooms looking at computer screens and talking to voices from faces they never see. It's like reading a lot of books, but only half of each one. Dispatchers connect the anxious conversations of terrified victims, angry informants, suicidal citizens and grouchy officers. They are the calming influence of all of th

I Don't Give A F*ck Anymore
I don’t give a fuck anymore I’m so over you I’m so over me I can’t do what you need I can’t be who you want I’m me and it is what it is I don’t give a fuck anymore I am exhausted I have nothing left I grit my teeth and wait for a response It’s all to complicated To walk on egg shells and worry I don’t give a fuck anymore You can’t comfort who I am You can’t change what it is Life is as sucky as you make it I made my happy and you are jealous I don’t give a fuck anymore I’m not sorry anymore It’s to old to care I have no sad for you You annoy the fuck outta me I don’t give a fuck anymore

Found
When I lost My keys everyone Helped me look I retraced my steps and all the actions i took When I lost my tooth the doc filled in the spot She Shined up my smile and said know your hot When I took a wrong turn I went back to that street I then called a friend and i asked him to meet When i was losing my mind they offered me meds I dont need any pills its all in my head When I lose my drink I will pay for a new one And i always know when i had enough and im done But when I lost her love everyone ran and hid Cuz they know shell be back, Guess what She did JW

Hello All
I just wanted to say hi to all of you wonderful people. I havent been on much lately due to work picking up. Needlessly to say I will be making rounds to leave some luv to all. Oh I have reenlisted into the army 15 yrs later (wow) due to my now dull and boring life. LOL! I will be back in basic in august. So I will be here for the summer.

The Root Of All Evol
so,the way i see it,evol is started each day by lousy service from beverage sales people and stores.think about it,4 out of 5 people are in a rush because theres a crowd at thestore,thirstyand impatientas is,then the clerk is either cool but chatty,or a total imbecile.then,add in the elderlyman who needs 75 lotto tickets at 7 in the morning,even though he has all day free-this all adds to the frustration and thusis born road rage.now because 711 is chaotic,and thirsty people encountered stress satifying their thirst,highways and roads become speedways with enraged ,late sheep,frustrated and powerless,and looking to vent.the stress builds with every litle slight at work,till by the end of the day people need to get drunk to relax.then drive-more stress,more lives wrecked.its a simple chainthat could be broken if we as a society demanded better qualifications of our convenience store clerks.it couldnthurt if they spoke english as well,we dont all speak tongan.

Ever Wonder...
Ever Wonder?? * How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead? * Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts? * Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together? * Why do people without out a watch look at their wrist when you ask them what time it is? * Why do you ask someone without a watch what time it is? * Why does sour cream have an expiration date? * Who is General failure and why is he reading my disk? * The light went out, but where to? * Why do banks charge you a "non sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have? * Why is it you have a "pair" of pants and only one bra? * Does the reverse side also have a reverse side? * Why is the alphabet in that order? * If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into? * If you got into a taxi and he started dr

My Life
my life is a prison with no bars and all my x's are prison gaurds all my girlfriends are wardens that become gaurds as my heart hardens if life is a lesson that im to learn why does everyone laugh as my heart burns drink a beer with a girl to put out the fire dont fall in love cause there all lairs my walls are cold and made of steel a place for this animal whos heart dosen't feel what can i do to prove that im a nice guy i spent two thousand whats left to buy i moved her here and lost my shop when daddy call it was me she dropped back into my world so dark and cold leaving me with no one to hold i'll never leave thats what they say i just laugh cause they will someday. i was told my life is the twilight zone every door leads to disaster even at home i should end this now i fear cause if i dont i'll drown in my tearsMusic Video Codes By Music Jesus.com

Divorce Letter.
An Awesome Divorce Letter . . . . . . Dear Wife: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good man to you for seven years, and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today, and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had gotten a new hair cut, cooked your favorite meal, and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You came home and ate in two minutes, then went straight to sleep after watching all your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't want to have sex anymore or anything. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore. Whatever the case is, I am gone. Your EX - Husband P.S.! Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! Dear Ex-Husband: Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It is t

New Contest
In Honor of Mothers all over the world I will be starting a Best Mom picture contest, The picture can be of your mother, your mom and you, You, You and your kids, (if you are a mom) Your wife etc. If you would like to join send me a private message with a link to the photo you want me to use. The details will follow in a couple days but the winner of the contest which will start on April 13th at 6pm Pacific time , The Grand Prize for the Contest will be a 30 day blast and the contest will end on Mother's day at 8pm pacific time, There will be several other blasts awarded for other reasons, Pay attention to my blog and profile for more details.

The Gift
The Gift VideoThe Gift lyrics - Seether lyricsSeether Music VideosMusic Video Codes by VideoCure Hold me now I need to feel relief Like I never wanted anything I suppose I'll let this go and find a reason I'll hold on to I'm so ashamed of defeat And I'm out of reason to believe in me I'm out of trying to get by I'm so afraid of the gift you give me I don't belong here and I'm not well I'm so ashamed of the lie I'm living Right on the wrong side of it all I can't face myself when I wake up And look inside a mirror I'm so ashamed of that thing I suppose I'll let it go Untill I have something more to say for me I'm so afraid of defeat And I'm out of reason to believe in me I'm out of trying to defy I'm so afraid of the gift you give me I don't belong here and I'm not well I'm so ashamed of the lie I'm living Right on the wrong side of it all Hold me now I need to feel complete Like I matter to the one I need I'm so afraid of the gift you give me I don't

How I Love You
I look at your precious face everynight and i cry. never telling you how i trace your face with my fingers as tears stream down my face making a puddle infront of me. WHen i hear your voice my heart stops then starts to pound so fast i cant hear anything but my heart. God knows how i love you my wolf. your my all. i miss being in yoru arms when the night mares come. I miss seeing yoru smiling face each day as i greet the day. I know you tell me every day a million times a day that you love me and want me in your life. but its not the same as being there with you. My heart feels as though its going to break each day i breathe. My heart longs to see you face to face. to feel my head upon your chest listening to your heart beat. why do people have to make loveing wrong. why do people have to make being in each others hard to do. why cant they just but out and mind their own business. why cant they just let us love each other with all of our hearts. HOw i love you . i cant take the pain o

A Special Invitation To Help Save Wolves
Even as we fight to stop a federal proposal that could spark the slaughter of hundreds of wolves, the Idaho Anti-Wolf Coalition has launched a new initiative to eliminate all wolves from Idaho. This is the biggest battles for our wolves in years. To win, we need ongoing support from people like you! Please consider making a monthly gift to join the Wildlife Guardians, the backbone of our efforts to save wolves and other wildlife! Answer the Call Today!Tens of thousands of you have taken action, thousands have donated and hundreds have offered words of encouragement to those battling on the ground in the Northern Rockies. But this is a big fight, and it will need lots of support from dedicated folks like you. Please help us reach our goal of 500 new wildlife guardians by this Friday! I want to become a Wildlife Guardian -- and provide critical monthly support to save wolves in the Northern Rockies and respond to other wildlife emergencies! Here’s w

The Two Of Them Pt 2
After watching the sun dip down past the waters edge they sat there a while till it started getting cool outside. "I should probably get going before my folks start to worry about what i'm doing"...He took a deep breath and said *Yeah i know i should get going too hey can i drive you home?* "No it's okay it's only down the street anyways the walk will do me some good".. *Oh okay* he said ..before walking away she said.."Hey so what are we doing.. about you know ..us?" He took another deep breath and said..*what do you want to do about us? We never seem to be able to stay together without some kind of drama happening and losing you again and again and it just kills me to do it so* "Yeah we never do seem to be able to make it work i guess so do we just stay friends? is that all we are ever destined to be?" *I don't know he said* ... *I do know i want you to be happy whether that be with Joe or teddy or some other guy down the road that you havnt even met yet..I mean all we ha

Observations On Cuddling
observations on cuddling I am a bit confused about cuddling....I mean I know the hows and the whys of it but, the last two girls I have been with have both told me (before anything physical went on between us ) that they were'nt cuddlers and then after we became physical I find out that maybe I was mis-led..Now far be it from me to complain...I myself enjoy it(and yes I know men lie about it too) but, I am just curious as to why women would lie about it...I mean do they think that is what guys want to hear so they say it?...or do they really believe they don't like to cuddle and maybe only enjoy it in certain situations?....Is it me?...am I so fabulous that they can't help but want to cuddle me?...or maybe is it because I am kinda like an overstuffed teddy bear that makes them turn into snugglers?..whatever it is I am happy for it but, I am a bit befuddled by it....anyway whatever the reason is I just want it known ...I LIKE CUDDLING!...haha..if it is with the right person that is..

It Only Hurts When I Breathe....
LOVE. IT'S IN THE MOMENT. IT'S THE LOOKS FROM ACROSS THE ROOM. IT'S THE SMILE THAT COME'S TO YOUR FACE JUST HEARING THIER NAME. IT'S LAUGHING AT NOTHING AT 2AM BECAUSE YOUR SO TIRED BUT YOU DON'T WANT TO FALL ASLEEP JUST YET. IT'S FINISHING EACHOTHER'S SENTANCES. IT'S SOMETHING YOU CAN'T JUST FORGET OR GET OVER. IT'S THE MOST POWERFUL FEELING IN THE WORLD. THE GREATEST YET THE MOST PAINFUL THING TO GO THROUGH.

My Oath
My Gentle Master Here is my oath to You. I shall always be faithful, never to stray. I shall aways be trustworthy and honest. I shall always be patient. I shall always be able to communicate my feelings with you. I shall always learn from my mistakes with you. I shall always need you to continue to grow on all levels. I shall always continue to feel safe. I shall always continue to need your approval. I shall always need your love and protection. I shall always need you to stand by my side. I shall always continue to love, honor and obey you. I shall always be proud to be in your ownership. This is my creed to You Sir.

After The Wedding
The Wedding was beautiful...but Thank God it's over with... LOL.The are off on their Honeymoon now...so for the next few days the house will be alot quieter and they will get some much needed alone time...as will I after Tristan goes to his Dad's for the weekend :) so maybe we will all get a much needed break!

And This...and This
Hello world...this is me. And that's all there is. I don't know WHERE life decides to take a person. 6 months ago I had it all figured out. And now...now it's all changed in the name of love. 6 months ago I was ignorant. My life was a bike, college, rocks, woods, music, and hard crashes. 6 months ago, my life was all about the keep on keepin on's. It was about wakin up every mornin to this dead hollowness that you drowned out with music, pain, and the illusion of bein busy. 6 months ago my life was all about workin to keep a roof over my head and gas in my car and food on my table. 6 months ago it was all about doin anything to keep from living. Because living...I was slowly dying. It was not caring that you crashed, that you got hit by another car, that you fell off the rocks, that you slammed headfirst into a tree. It was...hey, you know...this is life. And it fuckin sux. I got no one but myself to live for. And who am I to live for after all? Worst I'm gunna do's make a cou

Nice Girls Finish Last Too
Guys are always complaining that nice guys finish last....but heyyyy so do nice girls. I Know...I've been a "nice girl" all my life....even us nice girls have a naughty side...lol but we have a heart of gold which gets trampled on alot. We always do the "right thing" the honorable thing. Guys turn to the "nice girls" for love and support when times are hard....we are great at mending broken hearts. We are their "best friend" their "buddy"...I wish i had a nickle for every time a man friend has moaned "why cant i find a decent loving woman".......i sooooo want to hit them in the head and say look right in front of you!! lol I've threatened for years to turn into a "bitch"...since those are the women men love it seems.....my friends laugh at me...knowing i just dont have it in me to be that way. So men and women....next time youre looking for someone loyal and loving.....give your best friend another look....you just might be surprised. :)

I Feel A Rant Comming On
I'll admit it my mood's not real great.To much negative. They kicked me out of my soulmate's room for the night said I interfeared with her fighting to recover.I said a few things I really shouldn't have. I know it made it worst. End result I'm at home. Not to thrilled about it but it was go home or be banned.. I'm THE worst co ever tonight so i'm staying to myself so I don't lash out at anyone. And I could really easy. I knew my mood was bad but just how bad wasn't clear untill I now find myself damn near boiling over angerwise & it all started with my asking my sister without the blood work what had her so upset.I won't air the details here but I'll say someone she actually trusts has hurt her deeply& they are most likely so selfabsorbed they aren't even aware of it. Mood got worst. Then I need destration so I hit tap. You crazy fuckers always cheer me up.Well I guess tonights the exception to that rule. I was catching up with a few of your life's by reading a few blogs i'd not r

I Always Said She Was The Spawn Of Satan
My oldest daughter has been cast as Satan in the Church Easter drama. Proud moment as a parent I tell ya! I love her to death. She asked why she had to be Satan and they told her shes the "dark type" I agree..shes upset that her tan is ruining the paleness she had going on. Love my kids!

Carolina Chili Dogs
Carolina Chili Dogs In Eastern North Carolina style, this chili is mildly sweet and doesn't contain beans. It might seem like lots of chili for eight hot dogs, but trust us -- you'll be glad to have extra. And feel free to skip the grill and cook the dogs inside if you need to. Credit: Desperation Entertaining! by Beverly Mills and Alicia Ross Servings: 8 Ingredients: * 1 cup Carolina Chili (recipe below) * 8 hot dogs * 8 hot dog buns Carolina Chili * 1 1/4 pounds extra-lean ground beef (see notes) * 1 large onion (for about 1 cup chopped) * 1 can (6 ounces) tomato paste * 1/2 cup ketchup * 1 tablespoon chili powder * 2 teaspoons Worcestershire sauce * 1 teaspoon cider vinegar or distilled white vinegar * 1 teaspoon salt * 1/4 teaspoon black pepper (optional) Directions: Begin making the Carolina Chili: Place the beef and 2 cups of water in a 4 1/2-quart Dutch oven or soup pot over high heat. Bring

Tornado Watch Number 84 For Western Okla Pts Of Nw Tx
Note: The expiration time in the watch graphic is amended if the watch is replaced, cancelled or extended. Note: Click for Watch Status Reports. SEL4 URGENT - IMMEDIATE BROADCAST REQUESTED TORNADO WATCH NUMBER 84 NWS STORM PREDICTION CENTER NORMAN OK 455 PM CDT WED MAR 28 2007 THE NWS STORM PREDICTION CENTER HAS ISSUED A TORNADO WATCH FOR PORTIONS OF WESTERN OKLAHOMA PARTS OF NORTHWEST TEXAS EFFECTIVE THIS WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON FROM 455 PM UNTIL MIDNIGHT CDT. TORNADOES...HAIL TO 3 INCHES IN DIAMETER...THUNDERSTORM WIND GUSTS TO 70 MPH...AND DANGEROUS LIGHTNING ARE POSSIBLE IN THESE AREAS. THE TORNADO WATCH AREA IS APPROXIMATELY ALONG AND 60 STATUTE MILES EAST AND WEST OF A LINE FROM 20 MILES NORTHWEST OF ALVA OKLAHOMA TO 45 MILES SOUTHWEST OF WICHITA FALLS TEXAS. FOR A COMPLETE DEPICTION OF THE WATCH SEE THE ASSOCIATED WATCH OUTLINE UPDATE (WOUS64 KWNS WOU4).

The Contest May Be A Bust I Think
I think the contest is a bust. The only person with more than 3 comments is one that voted on himself. So, I assume no one was able to see the pics. For those that tried I thank you very much. Bobby

New Contest!!!
To all my friends, fans, fuck, just plain onld anyone that wants to enter... Im having a contest, its the 'Sexy Pose' Contest... RULES: Contest is open to men, women and sock puppets... Photo must be in a sexy pose, either clothed or nude, its up to you as long as its a sexy pose. Today is March 27th, I will be accepting April 10th the picture gathering will end, and the voting will begin. Voting will run until May 1st. Pictures must be e-maild to my hotmail account (mikeyknucks@hotmail.com) or drop me mail on here if you want the photo ripped fm your gallery. Prizes: 1st Place - 30 day blast 2nd Place - 7 day blast 3rd Place - 3 day blast 4th place - You getting ogled on the internet for a month :) Hurry and get your pics in, tell your friends!

Pitboss
NEW PITBOSS DATES 4/2/2007 Last Call-Augusta GA(Masters Party) 9pm 4/6/2007 Cafe 1102---Augusta GA 10pm 4/13/2007 Joe's Underground---Augusta GA 10pm 4/20/2007 Roadkill Cafe--Lexington SC 10pm 4/27/2007 The Library---Boone NC 11pm 5/5/2007 Wild Wing----Alpharetta GA 10pm 5/9/2007 Coyotes---Concord NC(Bike Night) 7:30pm 5/10/2007 Dr.Unk's Oasis's--Greenville NC 10pm 5/12/2007 Lazy B's---Fairfax SC 10pm 5/26/2007 Gilligans Island--Chesterfield SC 10pm 5/26/2007 U.S.Army---Clarks Hill GA 1pm 6/1/2007 Joe's Underground--Augusta GA 10pm 6/2/2007 Wayno's---Hickory NC 9:30 pm 6/9/2007 Wild Wing---Suwanee GA 10pm 6/21/2007 Dr. Unk's Oasis's--Greenville NC 10pm 6/23/2007 Hot Shot's---Hampton SC 10pm 7/6/2007 Wild Wing---Anderson SC 10pm 7/28/2007 Joe's Underground--Augusta GA 10pm 8/4/2007 Lazy B's---Fairfax SC 10pm 8/24/2007 Alamo Jack's---Newnan GA 10pm 8/31/2007 Joe's Underground--Augusta GA 10pm 9/8/2007 Wayno's---Hickory NC 9:30 pm 9/22/2007 Lazy B's---Fairfax SC 1

Proud To Be White
Proud To Be White Someone finally said it. How many are actually paying attention to this? There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, Native Americans, etc. And then there are just Americans. You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You Call me "White boy," "Cracker," "Honkey," "Whitey," "Caveman" .. And that's OK. But when I call you, Nigger, Kike, Towel head, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink ... You call me a racist. You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, So why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live? You have the United Negro College Fund. You have Martin Luther King Day. You have Black History Month. You have Cesar Chavez Day. You Have Yom Hashoah You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi You have the NAACP. You have BET. If we had WET (White Entertainment Television) .. We'd be racists. If we had a White Pride Day .. You would call us racist

What's The Worst Lie/excuse You Have Ever Heard From Your...
Leave a comment on this one... Here's the question if you want to answer it: So when facing the truth, what was the worst lie/excuse you have ever heard from your boyfriend/girlfriend, husband/wife, best friend/bud or anyone for that matter? Here goes mine! Who? Finding out that my ex companion slept with a girl to get her pregnant. Because I didn't want to have a child with someone who is irrisponsible... When? On my 24th birthday (2005) he didn't want to show up and celebrate so I asked him if he was sleeping with someone I had hunches about for like 2-3 months. Where? He went out with his friends about an hour away from where I lived to go camping for the weekend with out inviting me. What? He said think what you want and you decide what you want, told me not to call back, hung up the phone. He did indeed sleep with her. Response?! I call back left a message saying it's over on my birthday. That night I partied like a rockstar and chilled with my friends all

For The Bikers!! (reposted From A Bulletin)
Copied from a bulletin... Too good to not save... I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me, put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you, pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see me, playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you, change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn't see me, attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But, you didn't see me, driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you, stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me, and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you, roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves. But, you didn

If You Want To Live Off Of Smog, Then Take A Breath
Paint the circumference in my manifesto Seep through the bullet holes Try to collect the free-fall over-flow Dimensional transcendence the wormhole looks dangerous Stupid not courageous Infamous not famous Enraged and contagious Aggressively pursue the evasive The fort is only makeshift, we’re awaiting a replacement Hold up the mud hut pining for correspondence Conspire without an accomplice Retire service of cowardice The apparent absurdness and irreverence is herding us Delusionary luminance and false generosity Roll up tight in the bile-spit of hypocrisy The ends will justify the mediocrity Detachable mandible bone soup is now a delicacy Get caught in the fluid spill of the intangible trinity Unimaginable virility hampering functionality Unattainable grip on the trick against my sanity Unavoidable slip as I scream for you to come back to me Unreliable company of imaginative self-loathing Assurances reverberate off the revilement of my intoxicant Redress the

Thanks You Guys
Thank you all for all your comments and your ratings, they make me feel very special here on cherry tap.....I didnt think i was that loved here lol...anyhow blessed be everyone and im glad to have met all of you....

Twenty Truths To Remember
Subject: TWENTY TRUTHS TO REMEMBER TWENTY TRUTHS TO REMEMBER 1. Faith is the ability to not panic. 2. If you worry, you didn't pray. If you pray, don't worry. 3. As a child of God, prayer is kind of like calling home every day. 4. Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape. 5. When we get tangled up in our problems, be still. God wants us to be still so He can untangle the knot. 6. Do the math. Count your blessings. 7. God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts. 8. Dear God: I have a problem. It's me. 9. Silence is often misinterpreted, but never misquoted. In other words learn to watch your BIG MOUTH!! 10. Laugh every day, it's like inner jogging. 11. The most important things in your home are the people. 12. Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional. 13. There is no key to happiness. The door is always open. 14. A grudge is a heavy thing to carry. 15. You have several things that you need to work

Rock Star-for Mikey
Rock Star by Natalie Limardo This world is like clay. Make it what you will. Your smile is just a mask. My hope for you is only happiness. We are distant at times and yet so close. Everyone longs for the same future. CHORUS You are a man with so little words. A man with so many hopes and dreams. You are a man sad with the world. Happiness is always craved, but not always achieved. We may never meet but on my mind you will be. You are my friend so in my heart you will stay. CHORUS You are a man with so little words. A man with so many hopes and dreams. You are a man sad with the world. I crave your voice and your face. They have not yet been upon my grace. Music has brought us together. Friendship will keep us here.

Shit I Missed
Catholic priest and a nun were taking a rare afternoon off and enjoying a round of golf. The priest stepped up to the first tee and took a mighty swing. He missed the ball entirely and said "Shit, I missed." The good Sister told him to watch his language. On his next swing, he missed again. "Shit, I missed." "Father, I'm not going to play with you if you keep swearing," the nun said tartly. The priest promised to do better and the round continued. On the 4th tee, he misses again. The usual comment followed. Sister is really mad now and says, "Father John, God is going to strike you dead if you keep swearing like that." On the next tee, Father John swings and misses again. "Shit, I missed." A terrible rumble is heard and a gigantic bolt of lightning comes out of the sky and strikes Sister Marie dead in her tracks. And from the sky comes a booming voice ....... "Shit, I missed

White People Awake Save A Great Race
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The Two Of Them - Pt 3
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I use erotica to vent.. let me try this here... It's setting out to be a windy.. winter day... the air smells of fresh rain and soon to be downpour.. i pull on a shiny red winter coat and step into the chilly air, the wind making my nipples instantly hard.. pressing against my black sweater.. no bra.. it is not allowed.. i slip into my truck.. my nose is red, a sign of the pure cold... mostly the inner cold.... i had followed Your instructions to the letter.. all 7 ice cubes are placed inside... melting fast.... my only blessing is the rain may cover the wet spots in my overly tight blue jeans. i knew You could see my every movement, You were always watching me. i never know where You are or when You will emerge, it's like smoke and mirrors, You are quick, swift and sneaky. i take a moment and look around... the streets appear to be empty, no signs of people, or cars, the lights in the other houses are off, or at a low dim, most would be sleeping, the sun has not even risen.

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okay so this web site...what is it exactly?? And how he hell do you do ...anything, really??!!!!!! Well anyways if anyof you would be nice enough to give me some *cherry tap* tips It would be much appreciated..lol thank you

Help Me Out Please!!!!!
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"A delicately rosy, silky-satinsomehowinnocent, always-vulnerableerect penis is probably the most fascinating object inthe world" ....Helen Gurley Brown, editor-in-chief of Cosmopolitan Magazine-Pam-

The Us Festival 1982 - Birth Of The Creative Class
Sohodojo - 'War College' of the Small Is Good Business RevolutionThree Days of Peace & Music... and TechnologyTHE US FESTIVALLabor Day Weekend, 1982 - This time I was in a Motorhome and parked next to the VIP helicoper pad Three days, 34 hours of music, 400,000 in attendance, 105°F (40.5°C) weather; 36 arrests, 12 drug overdoses, $12.5 million lost. (Bands are listed in the order they appeared.) Friday, September 3 * Gang of Four * The Ramones * The English Beat * Oingo Boingo * The B-52's * Talking Heads * The Police Saturday, September 4 * The Joe Sharino Band * Eddie Money * Santana * The Cars * The Kinks * Pat Benatar * Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers Sunday, September 5 * Grateful Dead * Jerry Jeff Walker * Jimmy Buffett * Jackson Browne * Fleetwood MacGrateful Dead Live The US FESTIVAL 9/5/1982Steve Wozniak Throws a Party Link *Note: US Festival 1983 was the best, I missed it of course!!