Fubar Blog Posts 4

Wait For Me, Daddy
I miss you being here to talk with everyday. To "make it all better" when troubles cloud my way. I miss the way you always knew without a single word, that something was bothering me or somehow I was hurt. I know your'e always with me no matter where I go, I feel your presence near me,my heart lets me know. I miss you so much Daddy,not a minute passes by, without thoughts of you racing through my mind. I know your'e in a better place, pain you never see, living your life with Jesus now,and this comforts me. Someday my journey will end,my work on Earth through, I want to come up there, so I can be with you. I know you'll be there with others who've gone before. Just remember, wait for me,on Heaven's Beautiful Shore!

A Genious Lol
You have a sexual IQ of 146 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Redneck Iqtest
The redneck sexual IQ test A condom is a large apartment complex. True or False Spread Eagle is an extinct bird. True or False Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack. True or False A menstrual cycle has three wheels. True or False A G-string is part of a fiddle. True or False Anus is a Latin term for yearly. True or False Testicles are found on an Octopus. True or False Asphalt describes rectal problems. True or False Masturbate is used to catch large fish. True or False Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke. True or False An umbilical cord is part of a parachute. True or False A pubic hair is a wild rabbit. True or False An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir. True or False A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry. True or False An erection

Have U Ever???
Have u ever had someone who just took up all of your thoughts? Have u ever had someone who just changed everything u ever thought of im respect of being in love? Have u ever had your heart feel as if it would pound out of your heart when u thought of them? Have u ever went to sleep with that someone special on your mind and then find yourself thinking of them when you awake? Have u ever had someone reach those hidden parts of u that u kept hidden away? Have u ever said the words *I LOVE U* and those words seem not enough to express how to feel about them? Have u ever smiled when the phone rings when u know it is time for them to call u? Have u ever fallen asleep with a smile on your face because ur mind in deep in thoughts of them? Have u ever thought of the future and the one u care about is all wrapped up in that future? Have u ever been *MORE* than in love? I am.....He is the light in my day, the beat of my heart, the breath that I breathe... I tho

A Test For Old Kids
Sent: Sunday, March 11, 2007 6:48 AM Subject: a test for old kids A TEST FOR OLD KIDS I was picky who I sent this to. It had to be those who might actually remember. This is a test for us, old kids! The answers are printed below, but don't you cheat. 01. After the Lone Ranger saved the day and rode off into the sunset, the grateful citizens would ask, Who was that masked man? Invariably, someone would answer, I don't know, but he left this behind. What did he leave behind?________________. 02. When the Beatles first came to the U.S. in early 1964, we all watched them on The _______________ Show. 03. "Get your kicks, ___________________." 04 "The story you are about to see is true. The names have been changed___________________." 05. "In the jungle, the mighty jungle, ________________." 06. After the Twist, The Mashed Potato, and the Watusi, we "danced" under a stick that was lowered as low as we could go in a dance called the "_____________."

Guys ... Who Understands Them
who understands guys? anyone y do they say one thing and mean another? i dont understand it i realy dont so if anyne can explain them let me know.. im not mad that the guy left me i hope he does well in his relationshp and we r still friends what i dont understand is y it took him so long to tell me.. i wouldnt have cared but i wish he would have told me right away instead of avoiding the issue im not your typical female if they guy im with finds someone else than tell me right away i didnt think it was that hard but i was obviously wrong hmmmm anyways does anyone have an answer to y ppl hide stuff? please tell me...

To My Sweet Ashleigh
To my sweet beautiful Spirit The last words you spoke to me were sad ones , i wished so badly i could of reached out and held you tightly. My heart cries out for you... In our last conversation you told me you were proud of me and that i had really become a better person when in truth i am no better. You made me better it was for you i was a better person a better alpha... Silly to think i could ever take another mate when it was you i really wanted to be with. I'll never get to tell you the nights i cried and begged for you. The nights i clung tight the army dog you gave me. And the nights i nearly picked up the phone to call you if only to hear your answering machine, Now i would give my life to hear your voice just once more. I will hold tight the few memories we shared together the nights i held you close as you did me. I hate you have left us ... It was not suppost to be your time. I hope you are running wild and free now my sweet spirit And even though you are gone you a

Legend Of The Great White Fish Of Guam
Long, long ago, the shape of Guam was very different from what it is now. As you know now, the island of Guam looks like a large foot, being narrow in the middle and large at both ends. But in the old days, it looked different. There was a group of happy people who lived on Guam in the old days. But at one time, they became weak and unhappy as a result of intermarriages and tribal disunity caused by the influences and evil ideas of newcomers to the island. Along with the other hardships that bothered the people, a huge fish started destroying the island. Each evening they would come out of hiding and begin eating the middle part of the island. Everyone on the island felt that there was no way of stopping the monster fish that was eating away at Guam. The beautiful island was being destroyed by a monstrous fish that could neither be found nor destroyed. Then, from nowhere, appeared a woman who said she was known as the Virgin Mary. In due time, the woman caught the monstrous fish with h

Isn't It Obvious?
Can you hear it in my voice Was it something I let slip Does the whole world know Isn't it obvious? I'm the one who's in control Now I'm acting like a fool Do my feelings show Is my face aglow Isn't it obviuos? That I don't know what I'm doing anymore I'm feeling like a little girl Caught up in emotions I'm out of control isn't it obvious? Do you see my hands, they tremble Wonder why I can't look you in the eyes Don't know how long I can keep this inside Isn't it obvious? That I don't know what I'm doing anymore I'm feeling like a little girl Caught up in emotions I'm out of control isn't it obvious? Suddenly these emotions are in control of my heart Can you see it in my eyes Every glance, every smile must give me away And I feel so much I can't hide That I don't know what i'm doing anymore I'm feeling like a little girl Caught up in emotions I'm out of control isn't it obvious?

A World Of Darkness
Imagine there was nothing but darkness How would we know the light? Ghosts and demons would roam empty streets Angels would hide in the tiniest of places Their wings curled before their faces Shielding their faces from horrors unseen Their prayers often said Never answered Never heard Silenced by the lack of hope Vision would not be needed There would be nothing to see No colors No images for the mind to remember Reaching out Trying to find your way Claws slash Teeth gnaw at outstretched fingers Thorns of ancient vines Tear at pale skin Nothing but pain and torture Felt but never seen Imagine there was nothing but darkness How would we know the light?

The Way Someone Loves You
When your heart is all alone every second Seems so long When it's just you, you can't see through Those ol' clouds that rain so blue But when somebody loves you There's nothing you can't do When somebody loves you It's easy to get through When somebody loves you The way someone loves you When it's late, the sun hangs low By yourself, nowhere to go Sing a song, you dance alone Play solitaire and stare at the phone But when somebody loves you There's nothing you can't do When somebody loves you It's easy to get through When somebody loves you The way someone loves you So let's put aside our foolish pride And let our hearts say hello We both agree we're just no good At bein' on our own 'Cause when somebody loves you There's nothing you can't do When somebody loves you It's easy to get through When somebody loves you The way someone loves you

Temp Me In The Moonlight
did you taste it? passion on the spring breeze... the kiss of the gods raining down on the flesh of lovers... did it reach you in the depths of your being? i think i can taste your love in the twinkle of the moon .... yes it is your desires i know they reach my lips.. swinging softly on the tambour of the winds.. our dancing souls wanting ... lost in this dreamers song... you listing after my supple daze the childish love of this wandering maze, you and i forgotten to the night ... playing on the moonbeams of what is to be our life.

Love Those Surveys
I already did 9 surveys...Too much time on my hands...But i flew from level 15 to almost level 19 in 2 weeks!!!So Be sure to check them out!!! Wally Gator I also love my stash... i can add 50 a day if i try!!!

Gothic +crunk
Alright this blog is for my friend Anyway my friend is "gothic" okay that's cool. But that's not cool to me is when I'm trying to chill with them and somebody gotta stare at them. Then you know they look at them and say "Hmm she/he must be a devil worshiper" that right there makes me mad. How the hell are you gonna look at somebody and say Ohh he got on eyeliner he a devil worshiper. Or Oh look she got on one of them pagan signs she the devil. Lord that makes me mad. I'm trying to chill with my buddy and somebody gotta come over here and say something. I never told them to say anything! So when I go into hot topic all the "freaks" greet me. Even the ones that are just shopping their. When I got into forever 21 with my friend they look at them like they gonna explode a bomb. I remember someone told me "Well gothic people kill people more" and I said "Well no wonder! People pick on gothic people more.Just cos they don't look like you do." I get tired of! It ain't even me that they

I've Been Damaged...
I know I’m kinda strange, to you sometimes Don’t always say, what’s on my mind You know that I’ve been hurt, by some guy But I don’t wanna mess up this time And I really really really care And I really really really want you And I think I’m kinda scared Cause I don’t want to lose you If you really really really care Then maybe you can hang through I hope you understand It’s nothing to you My heart’s at a low I’m so much to manage I think you should know that I’ve been damaged I’m falling in love There’s one disadvantage I think you should know that I’ve been damaged I might look through your stuff, for what I don’t wanna find Or I might just set you up, to see if you’re all mine I’m a little paranoid, from what I’ve been through Don’t know what you got yourself into And I really really really care (and I care about you so much) And I really really really want you (I really do want you) And I think I’m kinda scared (but I’m scared with every touch) Caus

~a Lil Known Fact~
Scientists have determined that the average time of intercourse lasts 4 minutes. The average number of strokes is 9 per minute, making the average intercourse 36 strokes long. Since the average length of a penis is about 6 inches, the average girl receives 216 inches of penis or 18 feet of penis per intercourse. If the average girl does it 3 times a week, (that makes 156 times annually) 156 x 18 feet of penis makes 2808 feet, or just over a half mile of penis per year. If a girl starts having sex at 16, and since the average life span of a woman is 75, you could say that you could be getting 2808 feet of penis x 59 years of sex makes 165,672 feet, or 55,224 yards, or a little over 31 miles of penis in your lifetime. Anyone whose getting more than that, well, yer just a big ol' slut!!! Leave some for the rest of us.

Fuck It All.
Okay, as some of you know, I have been looking for a new job for like 2 months now. It's obvious I have actually been looking too cuz I keep getting interviews or informed on orientation just to get fucked a couple days before i'm supposed to go. Well, today I got in a little of an argument with my fiance about it and even though it wasn't a big argument or anything, what I heard during it has severely pissed me off. It turns out that she (My fiance) apparently told my mom that she doesn't think I'm trying to find a job and that she thinks I don't care if I get one or not. If I'm not looking then why the fuck do I keep getting interviews and shit!!! What makes it worse is she knows I've been having hell with bad luck in the trucking interviews and whatnot but her stupid ass keeps wanting me to concentrate on finding a trucking job! The part of it that really pisses me off is that she is always acting like she understands that I have been looking and that I have been getting inter

O.o
FOODOLOGY* Q. What is your salad dressing of choice? A. vinaigrette Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant? A. eh.. Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant? A. Golden Coral Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant? A. Depends really... Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of? A. macaroni and cheese & broccoli Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice? A. cheese & or pineapple Q. What do you put on your toast? A. usually nothing Q. What is your favorite type of gum? A. Blueberry flavor *TECHNOLOGY* Q. how many contacts are on your cell phone? A. Don't got one Q. Number of contacts in your email address book? A. I dk like 300+ Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer? A. Skulls Q. How many televisions are in your house? A. 3 *BIOLOGY* Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed? A. Right. Q. Do you like your smile? A. No Q. What's your best feature? A. My eyes Q.

Dumb But Prolly Something I'd Say!
A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, "It's not a ship." The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, "It's not a boat." The speck gets even closer and he thinks, "It's not a raft." Then, out of the surf comes this gorgeous blonde woman, wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She comes up to the guy and she says, "How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?" "Ten years!" he says. She reaches over, unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says, "Man, oh man! Is that good!" Then she asks, "How long has it been since you've had a drink of whiskey?" He replies, "Ten years!" She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on the right, pulls out a flask and gives it to him. He takes a long swig and says, "Wow, that's fantastic!" Then she starts unzipping this long zipper that runs down the front of her

Why I Love You.....................
Why i love you, I love the way your voice sounds when you tell me you love me, I love the way you whisper my name, I love the way i feel when I talk with you on the phone. When neither one of us wants to let go. We could talk for hours about nothing at all. but know that what we say means more and more. Yes the way we fell in love was a strang way to do it but, we both know that the love we have will be forever. I long for the day when we become one. That day I will cherish til my last dying day. With every breath i take, I feel you, I breath you, I live you, Forever

Meeting For The First Time.......
I remember the day that we first met, its a day i will never forget. You were standing silently in the cold, looking like you were wanting something warm to hold. You looked like you had lost your best friend, and i offered you hand, and friendship and felt that certain Charge, Like i had met you before, I could you felt it too. Like we had met in a different life time. I looked in your eyes and you looked in mine, and the love was there, How could we be so blind. You took my face in your loving hands, caressed my cheek with your gloved finger. What i saw in your eyes and felt in my heart, Made me wish that we would never have to part. But we knew that we couldnt stay there standing in the cold, so be bid our good byes know that it would never be through. (Work in progress)

2 Muslim Mothers.....
Subject: 2 Muslim Mothers This is too funny!! Two Muslim mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a pint of goat's milk. The older of the mothers pulls her bag out and starts flipping through photos and they start reminiscing. "This is my oldest son, Mohammed. He's 24 years old now." "Yes, I remember him as a baby," says the other mother cheerfully. "He's a martyr now, though," mum confides. "Oh, so sad dear," says the other. "And this is my second son, Kalid. He's 21." "Oh, I remember him," says the other happily. "He had such curly hair when he was born." "He's a martyr, too," says mum quietly. "Oh gracious me," says the other. "And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He's 18," she whispers. "Yes," says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school." "He is a martyr, also," says mum, with tears in her eyes. After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photogr

Your Voice Update!!!
I realize this does in fact look and appear to be a long distance number, HOWEVER it's not..I assure you!!! So, Call Daggum IT!!!!! Kisses< Love, And All That Gushy Crap....MUAHHHHH Send me a VoiceComment. It's FREE! Just call 1(641)985-7800 and enter *3707361. If you get one too, I'll reply. http://www.snapvine.com Thanks, Sniper...Muah

Shock And Awe!!
While getting my daily ESPN fix, I was watching Rome is Burning. In his daily "here's what I am burning on" segment, Rome announced that at least 7 pro wrestlers have been linked to the online steroid scandal including Randy Orton. Say it ain't so!! You mean these guys are actually just 'roid freaks and not saying there prayers, taking their vitamins, and training realy hard!! What is the world coming to!! Next thing you know there going to announce that Nascar is just a bunch of cars driving around in a circle going really fast!!

Auctioned Off
so check this out. My friend is going to be auctioned off to cook at some random person’s house at his high school that he graduated from to make money for that school. So I am going to help him out. The menu will consist of: APPETIZER: Shrimp and scallop kabobs (that are skewered with fresh rosemary sprigs) over top of a shitake risotto (which is like a very sticky, and runny type of rice, with balsamic glaze drizzled on the bottom of it all. Sweet sausage ravioli with a sun dried tomato chili pesto, with veggie and potato ravioli baked in a cheddar cheese sauce topped with asaigo cheese and bread crumbs lime and tequila sorbet inside of a lime instead of a shot glass(to cleanse the pallet) SOUP: a melon five-spice soup (which will be served cold) SALAD: a bitter green salad with grilled marinated duck, with a orange cilantro coulis, and a Asian pear ginger coulis some sort of savory entremets (to cleanse the pallet) ENTRÉE: Sea bass en papillote with garlic

Floating Like A Satellite,
Floating like a satellite, deep in space with the stars above, in my dreams, so late at night, dreaming of the one I love. Floating like a satellite, orbiting around your heart, keeping your soul in my sight, to assure we're never torn apart. Floating like a satellite, come join me on this distant moon. Our love shines like the sun, so bright, as we sing this eternal tune.

Advice From Anthony Robbins....
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it. FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye. SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much. NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives. TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly. THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?" FOURTEEN. Remember that great l

What Do You Do?
All day I have felt a gloom. Unsure of where the money is going to come and unsure if I will be forced to stay here. No one knows what goes on with me untill they have walked in my shoes. EVERYONE tells me ot go to a shelter. That is not for me as I haven't been hit and my children well they say that is not physical so we can't go there. If I talk to my church I worry that I will be shunned. After all good Baptist don't divorce just move to seperate bedrooms. I rode to school this morning on vapors. I had 5. in my pocket and that was for my younest to but him training pants that my husband didn't buy. Did my husband care to ask how my gas was in my van? No! He could care less and so could any one else. I was so frustrated by the time I did get home I was a nervous wreak. I went ot the dentist by myself! I have asked 2 friends to go with me and each time they backed out or something. I hate doing things like that by myself. I fell like I will NEVER be happy in lov

Come And Vote For Linda
HI TO ALL MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY, COULD I PLEASE ASK YOU FOR A LITTLE BIT OF HELP IN VOTING FOR MY BEST FRIEND, LINDA. LINDA IS IN AN OVER 40 AND SEXY CONTEST IN SHE IS A LITTLE BIT BEHIND IN THE CONTEST. IF YOU HAVE A FEW MINS TO SPARE AND CAN COME AND GIVE HER ANYTHING FROM 10 VOTES RIGHT UP TO 100. YOUR HELP WOULD BE GREATLY APPRCIATED BY LINDA AND MYSELF. CLICK ON LINDA'S PIC BELOW IF YOU WANT HELP HER OUT...... THANKS WILLIE

Put Down The Fork
Everbody should have a doc like mine. This guy is a former Marine and also a former air force flight surgeon. So I went to see him a year or so ago and he says, "Hey Wes, man, uh, I hate to break this to you dude, but you're a fatass. You really should do something about this because it's only gonna get tougher as you get older. I so wish that somebody had done this for my last call this morning. I went to a house and I swear I thought I had stumbled into a treatment center for compulsive overeaters. The patient was four hundred easy. Then her son comes down the steps and he is at least as big, then her daughter in law, her grandson, and her grand daughter come down too. I feel quite certain that the five of them together could easily exceed the weight limit of a type II ambulance. Then when you add the fact that if you have a 60 inch ass and 28 inch arm how do you get yourself clean? Not that it seemed like any of them tried very hard, not at least this century anyway. For the love

It & I
A few weeks ago I was beefing about Gates going before congress. As part of that rant, I had listed every technical achievement which I was free to list. There are some I cannot talk about. We all have those in this gig. Anyway, someone asked me if I was that good why I did not get my MCSE. I am not going to address that. I have a degree, and if Corporate America's supporters cannot tell the difference or the value then there is not point in addressing tribal colloquialism (Gates has created a cult like tribal following among his supporters). Such is life. But I got to looking at what I did and when. I started in the field in 1976. From 1976 to 1988, I was either a hobbyist or semi-pro. From 1988 to 1994, it was a side line. In 1994, I went full pro. In 2000, I was excommunicated form the IT profession. In reality, I made a living in IT for all of six years. And while it was a good living, I still never averaged, through TechSystems et al, more then a journeyman carpenter ($25.0

Cherrytap In The News
Three surfers find a new way to drink -- online Reuters Thursday, March 8, 2007; 3:38 PM NEW YORK (Reuters) - Three U.S. surfing friends whose jobs moved them to different cities have come up with a way to continue their weekly drinking session -- in an online pub that even has happy hours. The founders of CherryTAP claim to have set up the Internet's first online pub that gives users the nuances of a pub but from the comfort of their home computer » FULL COVERAGE "We liked to go after a long day at work to a bar and hang out and have a few drinks," said Bill Lee, 36, a freelance marketer from San Francisco who was one of the three founders. "When we moved apart we couldn't do that anymore so we wanted to recreate that online." Lee said CherryTAP, which now has over 700,000 users in the United States and Britain, was different from other social networking sites as you did not need to have a network of friends already. It also did not take advertising. Instea

On The Edge Of Your Seats?
Okay, stand up now! LOL My first bit of good news today is that I got a call from our realtor Denise at about 12:30 PM, and our asking price of $89,900 was accepted for the house! It was the price the owners wanted, but why quibble? It took us so long to get approved because the owners of the house are in Japan right now; but we'll sign the paperwork tonight at church (Denise goes to Bethany Lutheran Church as well) and within five days a home inspector will come out to make sure everything's ship-shape. I still don't know what out payments are going to be, but Martha's sister Mary will be moving there with us. She's lived in the same apartment for nine years, and lately her neighbors have gotten rather violent; there's still holes in the walls from an altercation last week, and even a call to the cops evidently didn't merit more than a slap on the wrist. Also, I think Mary would like to move for one of the same reasons we do . . . the neighbors smoke like chimneys. It's a five

The Top Ten Men
*******The Top Ten Men!!******** 1. The Doctor because he says,"Take off your clothes" 2. The Dentist because he says,"Open Wide" 3. The hairdresser because he says,"Do you want it teased or blown" 4. The Milkman because he says,"Do you want it in front or in back?" 5. The Interior Decorator because he says,"Once you have it all in, you'll love it." 6. The Banker because he says,"If you take it out to soon, you'll lose interest" 7. The Police Officer because he says,"Spread 'em" 8. The Mailman because he always delivers his package. 9. The Pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down. 10. The Hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice

Me
Have u guys ever had just one of those days? well today is mine. i wish i could just go to sleep and not get up for a week or so. i need new friends and now someone to kick it with. So PLEASE rate my pictures and let me know what u guys think. Charbaby

Untitled
We no longer live in a world of free thinking, instead we are lead by the media and the Jews who control it. No longer are we able to stand up and speak out against the atrocities which are committed against us on a daily basis, no longer can we seek guidance from the very people we place into positions of power and we as a nation have lost all hope for standing alone and cutting all ties with Israel and their war tendencies. Today we as a nation no longer are allowed to have a sense of self worth and a sense of isolationist policies, no longer are we allowed to pick and choose which laws we pass and which laws we enforce. Today we as a nation are becoming weaker by the minute, we are loosing good men and women in protecting Israel and we are being lead by a politician who has very little clue as to what he is doing. I do believe that he is a half way decent war president, but I do not agree with his argument to supply more funds instead of pulling our hard working life risking men

Off I Go...i Miss Him 2 Much!
This weekend I am off to Florida...I cannot stand to be away from Chris anymore. I am so happy....all night last night I cried cuz I miss him so much. It hurt my heart, head, soul to not be around him and its only been about 6 weeks! I am so blessed that I have friends around me that will take care of things while I am gone... For my son has to have someone to watch over him for the week. I have waited to take this trip because my GREAT friend Linda is about to have a baby...but nothing yet, so I am hoping that she will hold out just a little longer...OH PLEASE DEAR GODDESS let her wait! I just can't go any longer without seeing Chris. Anyway, I will be leaving Friday morning like at 3am ((thanks Kristi for the trip to the airport)), and I will be back Wednesday Night. Take care and I will miss my friends...leave me love and be happy for me!! {hugs} *DarK ShaDoW AnGeL* Jessica Jess ((Pick one *Giggles*))

Come Out Come Out Whereever You Are...
hmmm so, someone just "crushed" me, and i don't know who it is. if you're reading this, and it just so happens that you're the one who "crushed" me, please tell me. i wanna know.....

A Poem For Herman69
falling into you. taken to the edge. licking up whats left. given all to you. want everything. touching all of you. moving as one. you and i together. my mouth and yours are one. taste this wicked kiss. feel it as it grows. breath with me forever. you are my muse, my rose. March 20, 2007

Thanks Bonnie :)
1. Sex is best in the morning, afternoon, or night? def afternoon or night 2. What side of the bed do you sleep on? the side near the alarm clock, unless I'm not at home 3. Pork, Beef, or Chicken? none, thanks 4. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? couple times 5. What leg do you put in pants first when putting them on? no fucking idea 6. Candles or incense? candles- incense prevents me from breathing properly 7. Do you dance when no one is watching? rarely- more fun when people are watching 8. Did you play doctor when you were little? yep, with my best friend ;) 9. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? haha- no, never got any money for that 10. Stove top cooking or microwave? micro- I'm no Betty fuckin Crocker 11. Would you rather your car or your house be dirty? car, but neither if I can help it 12. Shower or bath? shower most of the time due to lack of time for baths 13. Do you pee in the shower?

Doa
Why does this shit always happen to me? OH yeah, 'cuz I'm the magnet for weird shit, that's why. So, I'm driving home from work, do di do di doo. Minding my own business, rocking out to Ozzy, when a few hundred feet in front of me, a converable Tracker (a truck just like mine) slams into a Jetta and goes topsy-turvy. It rolled over a couple of times before coming to rest on it's hood. I pulled over as soon as I saw it happening, mostly to get the hell out of the way. But then, once I got my wits about me, instinct and the old EMT training went into overdrive. I dashed over to the cars to see if I could assist before the cops and ambulance got there. A bunch of other people were running down the embankment from the other side of the interstate, mostly a bunch of off-duty firemen. I was the only medical-type there, and I haven't been certified for a LONG time. But, hey, I can stabilize and do some stuff until the pros get there, it's not like you forget... ...but you do forge

Tuesday 3/20/07
I've noticed another theme in the Mumms today, and that theme was jobs, I am hoping that after I graduate from college that I am able to get a job as a counselor or psychologist. I would really like to have this type of job because I really enjoy trying to help people with their problems, although it doesn't always seem to help lol. Being disabled though, I am limited to the types of job that I can have because I cannot do much of a physical job. I'm hoping that I can get a job where I can interact with people, rather than just sitting behind a desk doing an office job. I'm a shy person, but I hope that by interacting with people on a regular basis that this is something that I will be able to overcome,or at least I hope so because this is something that I would really like to change about myself. Well, I'm going to end this here, so I hope everyone that reads this has a great night.

This Really Upset Me
I POST A BULLETIN HOPEING THAT ALL MY FRIENDS AND FRIENDS OF FRIENDS WOULD COME AND SHOW ME THAT I HAVE REAL FRIENDS OUT THERE AND ADD YOURSELFS TO MY GUEST BOOK IN MY PROFFILE AND NOBODY EXCEPT ONE PERSON (MRDONMEGGA)HAD ADDED HIM SELF SHOWIN HIS LUV WELL I GUESS EVERYONE ON MY LIST IS ALL JUST PEOPLE WHO DONT CARE UNLESS PROVEN OTHER WISE

My Prince
Once upon a time ~~~~~~~~ In a land far away, ~~~~~~~~ A beautiful, independent, Self-assured princess ~~~~~~~~ Happened upon a frog as she sat Contemplating ecological issues On the shores of an unpolluted pond In a verdant meadow near her castle. ~~~~~~~~ The frog hopped into the princess' lap And said: " Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, Until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. ~~~~~~~~ One kiss from you, however, And I will turn back Into the dapper, young prince that I am ~~~~~~~~ And then, my sweet, we can marry ~~~~~~~~ And set up housekeeping in your castle ~~~~~~~~ With my mother, ~~~~~~~~ Where you can prepare my meals, ~~~~~~~~ Clean my clothes, bear my children, ~~~~~~~~ And forever feel Grateful and happy doing so. " ~~ ~~~~~~ That night, ~~~~~~~~ As the princess dined sumptuously ~~~~~~~~ On lightly sauteed frog legs ~~~~~~~~ Seasoned in a white wine ~~~~~~~ And onion cream sauce, ~~~~~~~~ She chuckled and thought to herself: ~~~~~~~~ I don't fuckin' think so.

The Pen
The pen Rolling out my minds regards Ink flowing with a blot guard Being held firm with a useful ease writing whatever they please Creating what is in your mind Letting me write it time after time Holding me next to your heart Hating it when we have to part A useful thing I am to thee Writing down your memories Thank the person for the pen A savior and destructor for all Men By Scott baker Think about all the thing that have begin and ended with the pen. War, peace and human strife has been laid out with this human tool . It has created the world you know today.

Sex
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, orfamily pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are sea

Another Survey
1. Does anyone have naughty pics of you? :: 2. What side of the bed do you sleep on? :: 3. Pork, Beef, or Chicken? :: 4. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? :: 5.which leg do you put in your pants first? :: 6.candles or incense? :: 7. Do you dance when no one is watching? :: 8. Did you play doctor when you were little? :: 9. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? :: 10. Stove top cooking or microwave? :: 11. Would you rather your car or your house be dirty? :: 12. Shower or bath? :: 13. Do you pee in the shower? :: 15. Mexican or Chinese food? :: 16. Have you ever kissed a stranger? :: 18. Do you own sex toys? :: 19. corn dog or hotdog? :: 20. Your favorite restauraunt? :: 21. What did you have for lunch today? :: 22. Which do you prefer, iceberg or romaine lettuce? :: 23. When did you last fall down? :: 24. Have you ever wished someone were dead

Birthday Freak Out
So do you think it's okay to freak out over your pending birthday? Even if you are only turning 24? Heck that's not old, not at all...but it's still creepy. One year older..a whole freakin year of my life down the drain..po0f gone..and Im not even sure if I'm proud of the last year or not. I know it's silly all things considered, but I guess I just FEEL like Im getting old because Im all 'settled' down and havie a kiddo with another one on the way...hell Im housing two of my oldest brothers!!! So hmmm.. Grr blah!

How Hot Am I????
You Are More Mild Than Wild You're confident, and you really aren't concerned with how "hot" you are. Other people's ideas of what's sexy don't concern you. And this is exactly what makes you attractive. Are You Hot?

Just A Poem!!
my eyes gaze deeply into yours and they don’t look away tell me now Baby, if you can what do they have to say? are they saying 'hello there' are they telling you how they want get to know you better starting right about…now? my hips can't seem to be still seated in this uncomfortable chair can you read them Sweet Man as they wiggle in circles there? hips don't lie and neither will I you turned me on it's so true and now my whole body is awake and hot for you! my legs were crossed before but now they’re open more than a bit I notice that you are noticing my skirt with the long thigh slit and just in case you’re wondering no theres no panties at the top did I pass your expert observations SHALL WE CONTINUE NOW OR STOP??

Rejected Dr. Seuss Books
REJECTED DR. SEUSS BOOKS: 1. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, You Bitch 2. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert 3. Fox In Detox 4. Who Shat in the Hat? 5. Horton Hires a Ho 6. The Flesh-Eating Lorax 7. How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day 8. Your Colon Can Moo - Can You? 9. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil 10. The Cat in the Blender 11. Marvin K. Mooney, Get the Fuck Out! 12. Are You My Proctologist? 13. Yentl the Lentil 14. My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket 15. Aunt's in My Pants 16. Oh, the Places You'll Scratch and Sniff! 17. Horton Fakes an Orgasm 18. The Grinch's Ten Inches

A Familiar Scent
I have no idea where it came from but I caught a wiff of a scent that smells just like my old High School Sweetheart. And it is bringing back the memories big time for me. I had to put more in here. I broke this guys heart big time, there honestly isnt a day that goes by that I dont think of him. And I do wonder what if so many nights. )People say that certain cheese ball things only happen in the movies not for us. We did the cheeseball things, we fought and made up we loved hard and cared deepy for eachother. anyways I miss you Andrew!!

Attitude Adjustment
Attitude Adjustment A big Texan gets married to a very small and pretty little lady. After the wedding they're in their honeymoon suite and getting ready for their first night together as a married couple. They're both on different sides of the bed getting undressed when all of a sudden that big Texan takes off his pants and throws them over onto her side of the bed and says put those on! The little lady being surprised by his actions says, honey you know I can't fill those big pants you wear. The Texan smiles back her and say that's right! I just wanted you to know who wears the pants in this family and that's the way I want it to stay! The little lady thinks for a minute and takes off her panties and throws them over onto his side of the bed and says put these panties on!! That big old Texan picks up the little lace panties and says baby you know I can't get into these pretty little lace panties you wear. She smiles back at him and says that's right, and don't ex

Little Known Facts
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. In my next life I want to be a pig) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do. The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. Polar bears are left handed. The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. A cockroach will live nine da

Day Dreams.
Day dreams. I found myself in waking dreams . Holding you in seamless themes. Walking upon the sandy beach As the surf reaches our bare feet. Kissing you in the park where others Can’t keep apart. Flying in the midnight sky knowing that I was the only guy. Holding you close to me Under our special tree. Carving out the words of love And watching our tree begin to bud. Looking at you from a distance Hoping that I had crush resistance. Shaking my head one, two ,three As the reality comes back to me. A simple boy with a crush Heaven help us men All of us! Scott baker

Irish Blessing
May the road rise to meet you, May the wind be always at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face, The rains fall soft upon your fields. And until we meet again, May God hold you in the palm of his hand. May God be with you and bless you; May you see your children's children. May you be poor in misfortune, Rich in blessings, May you know nothing but happiness From this day forward. May the road rise to meet you May the wind be always at your back May the warm rays of sun fall upon your home And may the hand of a friend always be near. May green be the grass you walk on, May blue be the skies above you, May pure be the joys that surround you, May true be the hearts that love you.

Do I Have A Dirty Mind?
Your Mind is NC-17 Rated You're mind is so filthy... you should should be washing every part of you out with soap. If your thoughts can go dirty, they do. Almost everything is NC-17 to you! Do You Have a Dirty Mind?

My Summer Love Style....
Your Summer Love Style is Serious While others may be into a summer fling, you're about the real thing. And there's a good chance you're already serious with someone already. For you, the summer is about getting closer and more committed. Just don't get tempted by any of that hot weather eye candy! What's Your Summer Love Style?

My Flower
The Most Beautiful Flower You stand so elegantly so proud so exotic My eyes are drowned in your beauty My hand wants to hold you But I refuse to break you from your foundation I want you to live forever I water you daily with immeasurable love The sun shines because of you Giving off the breath of life that you bestow deep within You make the entire world beautiful From a seed to a bud to who you’ve become I’m really surprised it’s only taken such a short time for such beauty to be created It’s really amazing what God has done For you to stand out among all You are that flower I think your name should be Shelly You are a pillar to all that surrounds you and the corner stone to help others stand You are lovely in every way You are that potter that molds so beautifully with your love Your presence creates a beautiful song Allow me to hum it in my heart Your petals are so soft and beautiful and they’ve been that way from the start You get more and

What Year Were You Born Under???
You Were Born Under: Fierce and courageous - you are the king of every situation. You pounce and attack, until others give you want you want. Daring and magnetic, you inspire others to follow your lead. And while you're wild at heart, you have some hidden soft spots. You are most compatible with a Horse or Dog. What Year Were You Born Under?

Excerpt From Iching
When two people are at one in their inmost hearts, they shatter even the strength of iron or bronze. And when two people understand each other in their inmost hearts, their words are sweet and strong, like the fragrance of orchids.

My Ideal Relationship..
Your Ideal Relationship is Marriage You've dated enough to know what you want. And that's marriage - with the right person. You're serious about settling down some time soon. Even if you haven't met the person you want to get hitched to! What's Your Ideal Relationship?

Follow Your Head Or Your Heart?
You Follow Your Heart You're romantic, sentimental, and emotional. You tend to fall in (and out of) love very quickly. Some may call you fickle, but you can't help where your emotions take you. You've definitely broken a few hearts, but you're not a heartbreaker by nature. Your intentions are always good, even if they change with the wind Do You Follow Your Head or Your Heart?

True Meaning Of Easter???
Three Blondes die and find themselves standing before St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him what Easter was. The first blonde said, "Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey." St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he turned her away. The second blonde said, "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus' birth and exchange gifts." St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he turns her away. The third blonde said she knew what Easter is, and St. Peter said, "Okay, so, tell me." She says, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having a Passover feast with His disciples when he was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested him. The Romans hung Him on the cross and eventually He died. Then they buried Him in a tomb behind a very large boulder..." St. Peter relies, "Verrrrrry good!" Well, instead of shutting up while she was ahead, the blonde conti

Am I Passionate Or Compassionate???
You Are 90% Passionate, 10% Compassionate You are a truly passionate person, and for you, love is a drug. When you're in love, you lose all grip on reality. And it's a wild ride. Although falling in love is vivid experience for you, it's sometimes *too* intense. Is Your Love Style Passionate or Compassionate?

My Brain Pattern???
Your Brain's Pattern Your brain is always looking for the connections in life. You always amaze your friends by figuring out things first. You're also good at connecting people - and often play match maker. You see the world in fluid, flexible terms. Nothing is black or white. What Pattern Is Your Brain?

How Honest Am I?????
You Are Very Honest You tell it like it is, no matter what. Even if the truth hurts, you'll dish it out. And while some may get hurt by your honesty... At least everyone knows where you stand! How Honest Are You?

Am I A Romantic Or A Realist
You Are A Romantic You life your life like a fairy tale... or at least you try to. Living for magical moments, you believe there's only one true love for you. Love is the most important thing in your life, and you don't take it for granted. Your perfect match loves to be in love as much as you do! Are You Romantic or Realistic?

Hubby/wifey Application
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fav Color: 4. Are you a virgin? 5. Are we friends? 6. Do you have a crush on me? 7. Would you kiss me?...with tongue? 8. How freaky will you get ? 9. Would you enjoy it? 10. Would you ever ask me out? 11. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 12. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 13. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 14.Would you walk on the beach with me? 15. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 16. Do you/have you talk shit about me? 17. Do you think I'm a good person? 18. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? 19. Do you think I'm hot? 20. If you could change anything about me? 21.would you marry me? 22.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? 23. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? 24. What do you rate me outta 1-10?? [[1 ugly..10 fine as hell]] 25. Your phone number? send it to me

How Much Sex Appeal Do I Have?
You Are 84% Sexy Your Sex Appeal Is: Off the Charts! Let's face it... you're one of the sexiest people around. And you don't let anyone forget it. You're crazy hot, and you deliver on what you promise. You are definitely one wild ride. How Much Sex Appeal Do You Have?

Whats Up
Hey hey....your all problemly lookin for the rest of the story from yesterday...its comin I promise...but the twist to it is someone else is writting the end it is coming from a mans point of view..it will be posted on both our sites his and mine.....its should be here within the next 2 days I promise...keep a look out for more stories by me I am workin one now that my baby boi is helpin me work on...soo hot and steamy ...remember to rate when you visit the page and show mad luv and I will return the luv on ya page all day long.... love, peace, and chicken grease lmao Jen aka MzCrazy

The Sexiesthonkytonkbadonkadonk Contest
HELLO THIS IS TEJANA AND I'M IN THE SEXIEST HONKY TONK BADONKADONK CONTEST... PLEASE SHOW ME SOME LOVE AND COMMENT BOMB ME. ALL OF YOUR HELP WILL BE GREATLY APPRECIATED. HERE IS THE LINK: THANK YOU IN ADVANCE IF YOU DO VOTE FOR ME, LOVE YA ALL!!!!!

What A Nice Grilfriend
What A Great Girlfriend Wow, I couldn't believe it was happening. I couldn't believe Misty had finally agreed to try it, and even put an ad on the web. I couldn't believe we were going to meet her. Hell, I couldn't believe anything at this time. Let me step back a second ... after a long time of talking to Misty about a threesome, I had finally managed to convince her to at least meet another woman. I even let her choose who she wanted to meet, so she had put an ad on the web. She didn't let me know if she had any success till a week ago, when she told me she had talked to a woman she liked, and that we would be meeting her in a week. Well tonight was the night. We walked into Margarita's, a little Mexican restaurant near my house. I had no idea who I was looking for, but we headed to the bar. Misty looked good again tonight, wearing a dressy little skirt with stocking (and I could tell a garter belt on underneath). She had a tight shirt that nicely showed off her boobs. I wa

Am I?
of course you think I'm crazy having never even met but try all you want to my mind and heart are set I will wait forever since I know you are the one this feeling deep inside me rises like the sun I know you say it can't be but fate is by our side laying out our future one we can not hide something to remember love is evermore from here and there and everywhere to reach on every shore so how can I be crazy let me count the ways crazy for your beauty more beautiful each day crazy for the way you think the way you do your hair if you think I'm crazy let's get crazy if you dare the sun comes out each morning dusk ends every day we live and breathe the same air we do our thing our way yet deep inside your heart and soul you know I am the one you know it by the feeling can't fight it til it's done knowing all you seem to know it can't be very hard it's not like Texas Hold'em hoping for a card it's knowing what you want in life the rest of al

Painted Black
I see a red door and I want it painted black No colors anymore I want them to turn black I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes I have to turn my head until my darkness goes I see a line of cars and they're all painted black With flowers and my love both never to come back I see people turn their heads and quickly look away Like a new born baby it just happens ev'ry day I look inside myself and see my heart is black I see my red door and it has been painted black Maybe then I'll fade away and not have to face the facts It's not easy facin' up when your whole world is black No more will my green sea go turn a deeper blue I could not foresee this thing happening to you If I look hard enough into the settin' sun My love will laugh with me before the mornin' comes I see a red door and I want it painted black No colors anymore I want them to turn black I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes I have to turn my head until my darkne

The Gift
If I give, and he receives What if my life he leaves? Oh, to have loved wrong, then have the treasure lost. What a price to pay a twenty five year cost. A gift from me for his delight. What if its quality is not of his sight? Once the veil is lifted, and the prize revealed Will my essence still be gifted after the years it was concealed? If I do give, and his presence is lost How then do I live after the gift was tossed?

Ct Marriage & Divorce Certificates
I am making custom marriage and divorce certificates. If you would like one... Just drop me a pm with the type of certificate you want. and let me know what kind of graphics you would like on it. Here is my link. ~X~Just Meee™~X~S.B.A.B.~X~ĆŦМǎҒїǻ~X~@ CherryTAP Here are some samples. (repost of original by '~X~Just Meee™~X~S.B.A.B.~X~ĆŦМǎҒїǻ~X~' on '2007-03-20 10:56:11') (repost of original by '=^HELLCAT^=' on '2007-03-20 11:07:55') (repost of original by '~X~Just Meee™~X~S.B.A.B.~X~ĆŦМǎҒїǻ~X~' on '2007-03-20 11:28:58') (repost of original by 'Jeremy Crow' on '2007-03-20 14:18:01') (repost of original by '

Friends At Work!!!???!!!
Hey everyone, Just wanted everyone's thoughts on this one, Friends at work... Do you think it is a good idea to make lots of friends at work?? or do you think it could be a hazzard to your job?? A penny for your thoughts... luv ya's all.

She Has To Stay!
DEVILISH5758@ CherryTAP Devilish5758 PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE THE TAP FOR GOOD. You are too kind and caring and loving to a lot on here and we would miss you terrible. I THINK ALL That love DEVILISH should send her a GIFT. A CARD, ROSE, BEAR, KITTY, DOG, HUG, KISS JUST TO SHOW HER WE LOVE HER AND WANT HER TO STAY. CLICK THE LINK ABOVE AND GO SHOW HER WE CARE PLEASE REPOST AND ALL CAROL'S FRIENDS UNIT AND LETS GET HER BACK AND CHATTING AND LOVE HER AS SHE HAS YOU IN THE PAST.

Women
I love them all, all sizes, shapes, colours. There isnt anything more beautiful than a woman, hmm, okay, maybe children and kittens come close but women make me damm happy to be heterosexual let me tell you!

On This, The Evening Of March 20,2007
What is up everybody? Nothing going on here really. Just got done cleaning my girls room, god, it was trashed. I though only boys were the destructive ones. I guess that myth is blown out of the water. I found food, make-up, stuff I name as unidentifiable, and a 2 members of an arctic expedition who apparently made a wrong turn somewhere. Then i cleaned my room. Now things are coming together. I found food, no make-up mind you, stuff I name as unidentifiable, and the rest of the arctic team looking for the others. I told them to get the hell out from under my bed, their friends were in the other room eating slushies. So, my powers of deductive reasoning gave me insight into why the girls room was such a mess. Like father like daughter. lol. So, now i sit at the computer in a mostly hazard free room, drinking a pepsi and glad that you cant get tetanus from dirty socks. heh heh. Talk to you later.

Hehe
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted two dollars and asked, "If I gave you this money, will you take it and buy whiskey?" "No, I stopped drinking years ago," the bum said. "Will you use it to gamble?" "I don't gamble. I need everything I can get just to stay alive." "Will you spend the money on greens fees at a golf course?" "Are you NUTS! I haven't played golf in 20 years!" The man said, "Well, I'm not going to give you two dollars. Instead, I'm going to take you to my home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife." The bum was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty bad." The man replied, "That's OK. I just want her to see what a man looks like who's given up drinking, gambling, and golf!!"

Redneck Medical Terms
Benign - What you be, after you be eight. Artery - The study of paintings Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria Barium - what doctors do when patients die Cesarean section - a neighborhood in Rome Cat scan - searching for kitty Cauterize - made eye contact with her Colic - a sheep dog coma- a punctuation mark D & C - Where Washington is Dilate - to live long Enema - Not a friend Fester - quicker than someone else Fibula - a small lie Genital - a non-Jewish person GI series - world series of military baseball Hangnail - what you hang your coat on Impotent - distinguished, well-known Labor pain - getting hurt at work medical staff - a doctor's cane Morbid - a higher offer Nitrates - cheaper than day rates Node - I knew it Outpatient - a person who has fainted Pap Smear - A fatherhood test Pelvis - second cousin to Elvis Post Operative - a letter carrier Recovery room - place to do upholstery Rectum - darn near killed him Secretion - hiding something Seizure - a

Hot Spots
You know the back of my neck is nice spot for a light kiss or lesser lick. I just noticed I never had any contact there. Usually my lips to kiss, a light rake of the fingers down my face, and some soft kisses or strokes down the small of my back... How aabout you? Realest

Im Sorry Continued
I got married in 1998 to my first husband.He was good to me when I was pregnate,but after my son was born and I couldnt get pregnate with his kid he would hit me.For example he would buy lunch meat for him to eat during the day but wouldnt buy me any.So if I ate a piece of his lunchmeat he would hit me then say Im sorry I hurt you but you shouldnt have ate my lunch meat.This continued through my first marriage and in my second marriage my now ex husband while wouldnt hit me would scream at me then appoligize somehow making it my fault.Then the day he choked me until I passed out he said Im sorry but you shouldnt have accidently spilled water on me.Now the other day when I wrote in my blog I didnt say what brought that on but I will now.Michael I love you bunches.Yeasterday I was goofing off in walmaart kinda playing around with him.He hit me on my butt hard.He was annoyed with me so I felt he did it out of anger but he was just playing around.He said Im sorry I didnt meen to hit you th

Sick N Tired
Of being sick and tired!!!!! This shit is for the birds! I can't eat, can't sleep, can't fuck.......I hate this! Like I don't have enuff goddamm problems, my friggin doctor gives me 3 new prescriptions today to treat "some" of my physical issues.......of course- they will cause MORE issues so there goes what WAS left of my libido, appetite & mental status. On the plus side, one of the drugs comes with positive(I think) effects. The doctor says DON'T drive - just take 2 , turn on the music and turn the lights down real low..... Well - that sounds like a party drug now don't it?????? Can't WAIT to try them out!!!!

This Just Warmed My Heart
I'm so used to getting the "dem titties is nice yo" that I forgot what's is like to receive a compliment that warms my heart! here's his email About you Body: I see the strength in your eyes...I wanted to meet you in dallas but will not make it...You are a pioneer in your field and if given a chance I want to interview you(you and the candyman in the same place...)I hope to meet you one day..save me an autographed copy of your poem book and your comic book...Jathan Paris “A Beautiful woman's true delight is to do the things she was made for.” Marcus Aurelius. thank you so much!

And The Winners Are.......
FIRST PLACE-MOST COMMENTS-10,322 COMMENTS!!!! Jimette@ CherryTAP SECOND PLACE-MOST RATES-46 RATES!!! Henning (Member of the Naked Doll Family~)@ CherryTAP THIRD PLACE-HIGHEST OVERALL RATING-10.22 IT'S A TIE BETWEEN THESE TWO!!! *~*My5t1c47_m1nd*~*@ CherryTAP *CELESTE*@ CherryTAP CONGRATULATIONS AND THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO ENTERED!!! Crystal (AngelEyezTN)

Killing Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded: "Oh.! Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, three males and two females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked "How can you tell them apart?" He responded, "Three were on a beer can, and two were on the phone.”

Blah!!
I some times do not know what to do..I try so hard and i get no where... all i want to do is cry myself to sleep but i can't becaise of the baby..it is not fair to her... I need help.. *sigh* sorry for venting

House Of Insanity Lol
well, as y'all probably guessed, yes we made it to Indiana safe and well. now i just have to get everything back into order, or at least some variation there of. took amaya out to a playground nearby today, it was a lil chilly and the wind wouldn't die down..but she had fun anyway while i froze my tush off watching her (i could use a lot less tush anyway lol) it's amazing when you let kids outside to run around and be lil monkeys that come bedtime they are so tired they can barely make it to their bed before they fall asleep...i'm so glad she has a place to run around outside now.

I Will Come 2 You
© By Judith A. Watkins When you have know light to guide you and no one to walk beside you I will come to you when the night is dark and stormy you won't have to search for me when you don't know how or why but you have lost you way have now fear when your dreams are falling I will hear your spirit calling and I swear I will be there see even if we can not be together now and forever and I swear that I will be there we all need somebody we can turn to someone who will always understand so even if your soul is dieing and you need the strength to keep trying I’ll reach out and take your hand for I will come to you

Headaches, Etc.
A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone." "No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?" His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself -- and repeat 'I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache'. And -- It worked, the headaches are all gone!" The husband replies, "Well, that is wonderful." His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?" The husband agrees to try it. Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on the bed and says, "Don't move, I'll be right back." He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later -- and jumps into bed and makes pas

Thenetwork Is Forever Offline
DEVIL MACHINE NETWORK IS DISBANDED.KANG AND I WILL CONTINUE TO RECORD AND PLAY AS DISIAM,AND ARE LOOKING FOR A BASSIST AND A RHYTHM GUITARIST.NEW MYSPACELINK UP AS SOON AS WE DESIGNIT,STAY TUNED FOR MORE DETAILS/

Volume I - Onset Of Spring
Greetings. As the seasons turn, the weather warms much to my liking. 70 degree tempertures, clear sunny skies, perfect road-trip conditions. This weekend, after my brother's wedding in Columbus, GA, I plan to thoroughly enjoy the weather, the warmth, and the beauty that is Spring. Highway 80 will be a very pleasant drive between Columbus and Macon...IF I have enough money left after the speeding ticket I got 2 weeks ago at my brother's bachelor party. $178. Ouch. .....thus spake aeturnallrain.

And There Was You - Another Poem I Like
By Cassandra S. McFall So cold and dark, so empty and alone, Never knowing what real love was. So fragile and closed, so hateful and cruel, never to open my heart to anyone, and then there was you. So scared, so new, not knowing what was to come, I gave you what little I had left. Hoping that you would want me the way that I am. Timid and frightend, wanting to love again, and then there was you. A little relief from the beating that my heart took, trying to remember what it was like. You showed me that it was real and true, you touch so gentle, you saw right through. All the pain and distrust disappeared that day, the love that consumed me felt so perfect and so right. Still hesitant to let anyone see who I really was, and then there was you. Believing in me, trusting me, loving me unconditionally, letting go of all the fear, anger, and regret. Knowing that it is ok just to be who I am. Crying, laughing, talking, sharing emotions that I tried to hide for so long, All be

My Explanation Is...
Well let's see,I have been interested and very close to this guy who I have known for almost 5 years now. Yes,we met on yahoo and we met a year after that..ect..it was nice while it lasted. We had decided over the summer to try it again and well apparently when we had this talk back then he was half awake half asleep. I asked him this morning where we stood at the time and well I got the answer of we are still close friends. I got an attitude with him because well,I had a reason to. I spoiled the hell out of him,he called me everyday,we were getting to the point of him coming up to visit for my bday this july even. So,I thought to myself..hell with this because I didn't do all of the things I did for him for him to still just be a friend. I am also not going to be his little fuck buddy either. That's probably where he was going with the whole visiting thing. I don't like doing that stuff because well i'm used to being that intimate with someone when i'm dating them. So in short cause i

A Poem That Gives You Goosebumps...
A Poem That Gives You Goosebumps... A drunk man in an Oldsmobile They said had run the light That caused the six-car pileup On109 that night. When broken bodies lay about "And blood was everywhere," "The sirens screamed out eulogies," For death was in the air. "A mother, trapped inside her car," Was heard above the noise; Her plaintive plea near split the air: "Oh, God, please spare my boys!" She fought to loose her pinned hands; "She struggled to get free," But mangled metal held her fast In grim captivity. Her frightened eyes then focused "On where the back seat once had been," But all she saw was broken glass and Two children's seats crushed in. Her twins were nowhere to be seen; "She did not hear them cry, " "And then she prayed they'd been thrown free, " "Oh, God, don't let them die! " Then firemen came and cut her loose, " "But when they searched the back, " "They found therein no little boys, "

My Bar Tab Is......$710.00
This is fun to do. Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. Title your bulletin "My Bar Tab is$........" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. Smoked pot -- $10 Did acid -- $5 Ever had sex at church -- $25 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40 Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25 Had sex for money -- $100 Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20 Vandalized something -- $20 Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 Beat up someone -- $20 Been jumped -- $10 Crossed dressed -- $10 Given money to stripper -- $25 Been in love with a stripper -- $20 Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10 Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15 Ever drive drunk -- $20 Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50 Used toys while having sex -- $30

My True Feelings Right Now!!
These are just my thought tonight. I know not where this path I find myself on will lead me,nor do I know if I'll walk it alone or with another. All I know is I find my thoughts on everyone but me. Which is nothing new,my world is touched by many from many paths. So to some I'm just a plaything,to others I'm just me. To some I'm a two face child,to others I'm a peek into their souls. To some I'm not even real,to others I'm the most real thing they have in their life. To some I play their follower to others I play leader. But tonight I sit here and wonder does any of them even really know me or even want to know me. I've taking some mighty blows from ones i thought as friends and family,yet I took these blows with out a word to them or anyone. I can't but help think that the ones I thought as being my closest,dearest friends really weren't. Because If they knew me they would have never sent the blows to me. Also they would have knew that I'm a lot more stronger and not so much a child a

Livin' The Life
Its been a long time coming but the dark seems to have passed for me. I've met some great people and I'm having a blast again! I've got a new band and I think that with a little work it might have some potential. I've been working alot lately, but the good news is that I'm not too bad off. Oh yeah, and I met someone. I don't expect any great wonders out of it, but I wouldn't complain should some happen to work themselves out. As for the bad times I've had recently, I'm glad it happened because all the shit I put up with made me stronger than I have ever been. There have also been some great works coming from my fretboard because of it. My personal favorite is "Cry Wolf" and coming a close second is of course "The Long Road Home". These two songs really test my spirit. "Cry Wolf" has a Rock feel and while its not something complex like "Vanity" its definitely a great tune. Puts alot of my emotions out there and I like that. There is one downfall however, HELLSEHER doesn't seem

Because You Loved Me
For all those times you stood by me For all the truth that you made me see For all the joy you brought to my life For all the wrong that you made right For every dream you made come true For all the love I found in you I'll be forever thankful baby You're the one who held me up Never let me fall You're the one who saw me through through it all You were my strength when I was weak You were my voice when I couldn't speak You were my eyes when I couldn't see You saw the best there was in me Lifted me up when I couldn't reach You gave me faith 'coz you believed I'm everything I am Because you loved me You gave me wings and made me fly You touched my hand I could touch the sky I lost my faith, you gave it back to me You said no star was out of reach You stood by me and I stood tall I had your love I had it all I'm grateful for each day you gave me Maybe I don't know that much But I know this much is true I was blessed because I was loved by you You we

24 Hours 2 Live!!!!
Malik returns from the doctor and tells his wife, LaQuita, that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, Malik asks LaQuita for sex. Naturally, she agrees, and they "get busy". About six hours later, Malik goes to LaQuita and says, "Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?" Of course LaQuita agrees and they do it again. Later, as Malik gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realized that he now has only 8 hours left. He touches LaQuita's shoulder and asks, Honey,please....just one more time before I die." She says, "Of course Big Daddy" and they make love for the third time. After this session, LaQuita rolls over and falls asleep. Malik, however, worried about his impending death, tosses and turns, until he's down to 4 more hours. He taps LaQuita and says "honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could........." At this point LaQuita sits up and says, "Look nigga, I gotta get up in the mo

Student Led Confereneces
Tomorrow (well, technically today since it's past midnight) is my son's student-led conference at school. They got their report cards Monday and now we get to see the teacher (who happens to be the vice-principal). He had a great report card for the most part but has a few areas he needs to focus on in the last semeseter. This year has just flown right by! He's 10 going on 20 ... I want my little boy a toddler again dammit! haha

Poem
Friendship You are friendly, kind and caring Sensitive, loyal and understanding Humorous, fun, secure and true Always there... yes that's you. Special, accepting, exciting and wise Truthful and helpful, with honest blue eyes Confiding, forgiving, cheerful and bright Yes that's you... not one bit of spite. You're one of a kind, different from others Generous, charming, but not one that smothers Optimistic, thoughtful, happy and game But not just another... in the long chain. Appreciative, warm and precious like gold Our friendship won't tarnish or ever grow old You'll always be there, I know that is true I'll always be here... always for you.

Humor
TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE 1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 6. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me 7. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 8. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 9. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing. 10. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 11. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 12. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 13. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 14. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 15. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 16. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it! 17. Wrinkl

More Poem
In the End So this is how our story goes, he left me in the middle of a poem and the plot was so thick with passion that my pen still won't let go I'm struggling to stay sane inside this maze of wonderment, but I want to throw things around my heart aches to kick and shout until someone tells me why people often run away without saying goodbye This soul does not comprehend soundless parting words silence seems meaningless when waiting for a reaction that echoes my own expression How long could I possibly linger in abeyance before his number dials mine to tell me I'm not pretty enough or something worse, nothing at all

Hmmmm
It comes creeping, sneaking that all to familiar feeling once again. Only at night it sinks in haunting me with my regrets. One slip and it all crumbles, back to how it was, never trusting. Never hurting keep it closed, pretend its nothing and it goes away The way it was was never the way it should of been, cutting deep in my thoughts like a razor to the skin, let it out. Scream away the thoughts the pain, forget, if only you could for a moment.

Terrorism - The Definition
I am posting this because I want to encourage each of us to really think how this is defined. What makes it ok for our country to do this but if another country in which we do not live does it, we call it terrorism. I hope this gives food for thought I find the very first one most interesting. I also wonder how BUSH would define what he did and how it differs from this definition. *************************************************** Definitions of Terrorism on the Web: * is defined by the US Department of Defense as "the unlawful use of -- or threatened use of -- force or violence against individuals or property to coerce or intimidate governments or societies, often to achieve political, religious, or ideological objectives." www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/teach/alqaeda/glossary.html * The FBI defines terrorism as "the unlawful use of force or violence against persons or property to intimidate or coerce a government, the civilian population, or any

Myspace Loser...
some fuckwit on myspace has stolen my pictures and is claiming to be me. I've contacted myspace and hopefully it will be deleted, but until then, does anyone feel like spamming his blog?? this is the link to his myspace blog. I've already responded to his blog letting him know he will be deleted http://www.myspace.com/jasonsett

Tripping Through A Dream
stumbling in my mind my thoughts get twisted, I remember lines not pages, moments not days. mashed all up, my false sense of hope, these things keep me going. tripping through my dreams, I write it down, put it on paper, show the world, as if it matters. staying clear of the dark corners slowly spreading through my brain the thoughts I've tried so hard to push away, these things, these nightmares, they remain.

So Yeah....uh Huh
this place is awesome... such a small world.... it's funny how things happen... sittin here and you see someone scroll by...you say hi...and it turns out they either know you...or the area you are from...or whatever...its just funny how things happen..:)

Comments From Friends
Why are some people so insecure over comments left behind by other friends? I have a page on MySpace, and the woman I've been seeing now thinks that I'm seeing someone else because of the comments received. I've told her that the comments are from friends, and not to read too much into it. That apparently has not worked. Looks like I'll be designated as Single later tonight.

The Past
They say the past should be left as it is. Yet I believe it is a reflection of who we are. The past can haunt you from the secrets kept deep within your soul. Also released so that mistakes will be lessons that we will preach. AS we all know My own past continues to find me, not that I mind for I have no shame in the choices I have made. I have grown from that girl into the woman I am today and I give thanks to my past. The love that I gave was pure and real and thinking of those memories bring a smile to my face, for I know now that love is everlasting even over 20 years, I gave my heart once long ago to share life with you was a dream but now I see you are still in that dream for you have found me across the miles and the years past. We have moved on and created our lives as meant in this world. I thank you for all that you showed me for that has helped me till today. And now I see our friendship never ended we just grew. I will always love you. As the girl that become the

Life Is Short . . .
Tonight I left work to go on a two-hour drive to see my grandmother who is in the hospital. This is a VERY long drive when so much is bearing on a person's mind . . . such as the woman who raised me, treated me as a child of her own instead of like a grandchild . . . could possibly taken away from me in one breath. My mother had me when she was fresh out of high school so my grandmother was my "sitter." My mom had to work so grandma is more like a mom to me. She's always been there, never judging, never turning her back. She turned 80 just a few weeks ago and the alzheimer's disease is already taking its toll. My mom and her siblings are ready to put her in a nursing home because this disease is making her forget to drink and eat and in turn, her meds are turning into poison as they sit with no fluid to make them work as they should. I was dreading the long walk from the parking lot into her room where I was afraid to find a fragile, sick woman. I was greeted with a wonderful surprise

The Road To Success...ambition And Persistance
Many people fail in life because they believe in the old saying "if you don't succeed, try something else." But success eludes those who follow such advice. The dreams that come true did so because people stuck to their ambitions. They refused to be discouraged. They never let disappointment get the uper hand. Challenges only spurred them on to greater efforts. You will be judged by what you finish, not by what you start. I you dont see results right away, dont worry, you will get paid in the end. All great achievements require time and tenacity. Be persevering because the last key on the ring may be the one that opens the door. Hanging on one second longer than your competition makes you a winner. Become famous for finishing important, difficult tasks. If you are ever tempted to stop, just think of Brahms, who took seven long years to compose his famous lullaby. Woodrow Wilson once said, "I would rather fail in a cuase that will ultimately succeed than succeed in a cause that

Rockstar Baby
yea so me n my friend went out awhile back n got a lil wasted...then sum of our friends wanted to take pics of us fallin down drunk, well, since we thought we still looked so great, we looked at the camera and yelled "rockstar" and threw up the lil rock sign n well today i looked at the pics and needless to say , we didnt look like we thought... lol... good times good times....

My Thoughts On Relationships
Relationships are hard. They take time, effort, and energy. Honestly, trust and faith are essential in making them work. In order for them to succeed no outside involvement should occur. Within the last few weeks, I have encountered different couples who are going through some troubled times. And being there myself, I see a common thread that needs to be noticed. A couple is two… not three or more, nor one. You enter a relationship with someone that you can see yourself being with forever…if not a long period of time. If that isn't your intention then you are just dating and no plans are made; and no plans should be made. When you make a commitment with someone, it is for better or worse, to stand by one another through good times and bad. So why do so many of us turn to some one else when the going gets rough. I know of a couple who have been married for over ten years and together for fifteen, with children. Things lately have been hard and now the husband has been

Truth Or Dare
Truth or Dare and be honest. Fill this out and send it to my INBOX!! I dare you... to tell me the truth.. Four things you wonder about me 1. 2. 3. 4. Three things you like about me 1. 2. 3. Two things you don't like about me 1. 2. My best feature 1. Two things you want to do with me 1. 2. One word that describes me 1. One question for me 1. I dare you to repost this see how many people do this to you

A Child
Your spirit is ever lasting The love....inconceivable The day you came into my life I forever lost myself The eyes of forgiveness Ask for you to see I know you can It is not as it seems It is yet a moment in our history Each day brings us only closer Yes we've been apart Only you and i know We are forever connected by our hearts! P.S. love you infinity and infinity, MOMMY

Poem Selections B
"AMEN" Back in the day when the West was young, Many songs of trial were heard n sung All through the land – mighta busted a lung These songs were bold, these songs were true Many times just poppin' right outta the blue But the words to these songs were very true Many different races came out in to tune And all through history These songs were no mystery They came about telling of the races' story And still to this day We hear their dismay All the way down to the southernmost bay Now just why is this? Why do people hafta diss All these social leaders comin' out from the mist? All I've gotta say- The gov's gotta have their way Cuz if they don't, we people gotta pay C'mon ev'rybody Let's go and see Just what we in the world can be Love, affection, and harmony Can result to the way things'll be- Could possibly result to a life of glee We can also be Piss

Willing To Try.
Here I go Trying to write another chapter in my life Driving down this lonely highway deep inside And where I'm going I don't really know But here I go Trying hard not to leave too much life behind Is there something out there that I'm trying to find I believe in love Believe in us But there are days when it's not enough I'm not gonna change who I am But I ain't gonna give up the fight I don't care who's wrong or right When it's all said and done And you tell me you've had enough You're thinking of giving up on love I'm still willing to try Here I go Step into this spotlight on the stage Finally realizing that I've come of age Running my own race down life's lonesome road So here I go We only get one life we got to live Let's hope we find the strength just to forgive. If you believe in me Like I believe in us There ain't no way we're giving up I'm not gonna change who I am But I ain't gonna give up the fight I don't care who's wrong or right When

Transit *duh*
this transit thing is the dumbest thing i have ever heard. why build a sky high transit system, when we have layers of track just being covered by layers of dirt. Why cant we just use that track or build a new set of tracks on the ground? Why do we need to travel in the sky? this is really dumb. it would take less time and less money to make the tracks on the ground. not to metion less time and man power. why is it that the people in power cant see simple choices to these types of problems. it seem like they like to do things the hard way with other people money and time.

No, Seriously, Bring Your Fucking A Game
Okay, first let me say, the only reason why I put it in this blog is because it compliments my other one. I thought I made shit clear, if you don’t bring your “A” game you don’t get to talk to me. Recently it seems like every person who has wanted to talk or exchange ideas has been bringing me their “B” game and I am getting sick of it. Here is the deal, if I tell you that your argument is stupid, than it is. Seriously, it is that simple. If I tell you a few times over the course of dicussing several points or over the course of the night keep bringing up that your arguments are flawed, TAKE THE FUCKING HINT! That means you are an idiot. I have the accountability and objectivity that in the midst of an argument I will ask you to stop so that I can consider your point. If I think I am wrong, I will admit it, I won’t continue to debate my point in order to save face. You have to consider the other point; you can’t just listen for ways to poke holes in the other person’s argum

Emotional Plague
Emotional Plague I’m in such delusion from the confusion I feel trapped in a box Mesmerized by the feeling of a conning act of spite Should I stand and fight or just take flight and leave Let me roll up my sleeves This is going to be a battle I shake like a rattle ready to strike Or like a great white ready to sink my teeth into something at first sight Let me take a bite and put you out of your misery This moment is history This is not for play this is serious to me Toyed with like a kid who knows no better But I’m better with every thought that provokes this letter Sit and listen to me as I unleashed this rage For it’s not something that last for a moment This is my emotional plague If you are near me you will be affected As if I’m a mummy and I’m soon to be erected Protected by my own anger and bliss I strike with precisions of my mind Never once needing to raise my fist It’s a deadly plague one that torments the mind Motionless states of petrif

Flash Website Back On Myspace
Flash website back on my MYSPACE page! Hello everyone! Lyndon has re-vamped and re-loaded my Flash website! Stop by my profile to check it out! http://myspace.com/melaniepitts Thank-you Lyndon! You can check out his profile here: http://www.myspace.com/lyndon

Helping Rachel Past Level 8 And On To A 10!!
Ladyrayray@ CherryTAP had posted a blog not too long ago pleading for rates to help her level up because she wants to create a lounge, but she has to be at a level 10 in order to do that. I rated her all that I could and suggested that (since I have over 700 stashes, 300 pics, 10 categories of blogs, etc.) that she might want to rate mine to help her level up a little faster. She quickly rated everything and I gave her a platinum cherry for all of her hard work to do all those ratings. Some of you folks have come to the aid and now she is merely about 1,695 away from being a level 8 -- hoorah!!!! Look, folks, she has to really, really, really want to create that lounge, so please let's help her out -- okay???? Thanks, in advance!!! She is at almost a level 8. Just two more levels after that. Soooooo -- what do you say??? Will you help out my friend, Rachel, so that she will have that opportunity soon to create the lounge she so desperately wants to create????? I h

Life And Stuff. Pic Of Gooses.lol
So, what's been going on? I visitied a bunch of people's sites over the weekend, and got some comments and stuff from people visting mine after them seeeing I was on theirs. So that's kinda cool. I appreciate that. I don't always leave comments when I stop by people's sites. I don't even really always look at them. I do always splash my face on their homepage though. lol Just one of them fetures of this site, you get to see who looked, or might have looked at you sometimes. It actually surprizes me how many people have their settings on annonamus. But whatever, not really worth thinking about much more than that. There was a humorous trading of messages between some person that I may have visited their site in my mass visiting. I didn't get a message back today though. That's kinda dissapointing. I expected it to end soon anyway though. I don't know if they just got sick of it, or if there will be one later in the week or something. If I don't get a message back for a while,

Are You A Music Freak?
put an [x] by what you listen to OR bands you may like (the x's are the ones i listen or heard of so just un X them if you havnt :) ) [note: whoever wrote this survey, knows nothing about music genres.] [X] Panic! At The Disco [ ] October Fall [ ] The Academy Is... [x]Coheed And Cambria [ ] Bayside [X] Yellowcard [X] Sugarcult [ ] The Dresden Dolls TOTAL = 4 COUNTRY: [ x] Keith Urban [ x] George Strait [ x] Rascal Flatts [ x] Toby Keith [ x] Carrie Underwood [ x]Leanne Rhymes [ x] Garth Brooks [ x] Dixie Chicks [ x] Kenny Chesney [ x] Tim McGraw [ x] Faith Hill [ x] Shania Twain [ x] Johnny Cash TOTAL = 13 EMO: [ ] Hawthorne Heights [ ] Halifax [ ] Forgive Durden [ ] Amber Pacific [ ] The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus [X]From First to Last [X] Senses Fail [X] underOATH [X] Something Corporate [ ] hit the lights TOTAL = 4 INDIE: [ ] The Hush Sound [ x] Eisley [X] Death Cab for Cutie [X] Dashboard Confessional [x ] The Killers [ x] Ye

Men Ahaha
(sorry if you men get offensive i just think its funny ) Men are like ........Laxatives...... They irritate the shit out of you. Men are like .......Bananas...... The older they get, the less firm they are. Men are like .......Weather...... Nothing can be done to change them. Men are like .......Blenders...... You need One, but you're not quite sure why. Men are like .......Chocolate Bars...... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. Men are like .......Commercials....... You can't believe a word they say. Men are like .......Department Stores...... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. Men are like .......Government Bonds...... They take soooooooo long to mature. Men are like .......Mascara....... They usually run at the first sign of emotion. Men are like .......Popcorn...... They satisfy you, but only for a little while. Men are like .......Snowstorms...... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. Men are like

R.i.p Aaron (my Brother) Ewart
starting january 31 2004 i got trapped into this nightmare at 9 am in the morning. everything was so stiff and just not the same.. kinda like if u lost something and couldnt find it then stoped looking for it u deside to let it be but its just not the same without. welll if u know wut i mean then this is how i felt for about a year going onto 2. i swear i thought it was a bad dream and my brother would come through the door and say im home from my grad trip or im home from camping.. but almost 4 years now and still no "family im home". been through so much in the passed 3 years.. being a stoner to an alcoholic to being depressed and trying to kill myself to becoming something i wasnt then people making me realize i was doing it then i stop smoking pot and stop drinking alot... just quit down.. didnt stop.. but helped abit.. and the one thing i thought would never happen i even started smoking.. which i quit then started again but now im gunna quit.. maybe a casual smoker but i dunno. s

Call Of The Wild
He's been worshiped And he's been feared, He's been pushed from state to state thru the years. But now we know him Now we understand, The fragile balance Between nature and man. He's the call of the wild with a spirit strong and true, And each and every child Should have the chance To listen to the call of the wild. Brother to brother Father to son, Have told the stories Of this nobile one. Proud as an eagle And free as the wind, And you can hear him If you only listen. You'll hear the call of the wild With a spirit strong and true, And each and every child Should have the chance To listen to the call of the wild. Please let them hear The call of the wild.

Katrina Victims/my Ass, We Are..
After the Hurricane.. Houston has been a Nightmare.. Shootings are up 100%..Rape Burgularly,RetailTheft on the rise.. Ive had my Garage ripped of 4 months ago & Now .. Tonight @ 4 am.I go outside & my 2002 dodge Ram 4x4 & Suzuki Eiger 400 4x4 are stolen right out of my Drivway. WHOs the real Victims..We are..The Houstonians Im sick & tired of Ray Nagin, His staff & all his Basturd children that they DUMPED off on Us.. Its time for everyone to stand up & Take Aim. Im putting a red dot on my pistol & the next SOB that crosses the line or Trespass..will be carried by 6 Paulbearers..I'll take my chances with 12.(Jurrors) Im tired & cant take this shit anymore.. WTF is happin to this world we live in? Im Just fed the fuck up!! Thanks for letting me rant

Natures Love
Blue sky up above,Cotton clouds behinds flying dove; Sweet song of birds heard every morn; Trees bearing fruits wich thy magen need, Blooming flowers on wich butterfly gained sweet nectar; Oh;Natures God has made,though shall not be gone... Oh;Human forced what have you done? Sky is dim..clouds parched; Poisoned air scatered through the wind; Human dirts make sea creatures screamed! Flooded Valley swallowed life, Weak forest cannot save thee; Illegal logging causes Death, Guidance of Nature is Deaf! Shall we allowed our Earth be gone? Wake up our mind,Cleanliness must be done! Human must be aware,instead of cruel hand, Gives our Mother Earth LOVE and CARE...

Good Morning
Ok so Todays project will be to spotlight the Stalker applicants. I lost another crush lol. Of course 12 ppl cannot possibly have a crush on me cuz...they dont talk to me :P Anyhow WAKE UP youre burning day light! And noones talking to me! Got introduced to you by a friend You were cute and all that Baby you set the trend, yes you did oh The next thing I know we're down at the cinema We're sitting there, you start kissing me* What's that about? You're moving too fast, I don't understand you I'm not ready yet, baby I can't pretend No I can't The best I can do is tell you to talk to me It's possible, eventual Love will find a way Love will find a way... Don't say you love me You don't even know me If you really want me Then give me some time Don't go there baby Not before I'm ready Don't say your heart's in a hurry It's not like we're gonna get married Give me, give me some time Here's how I play, here's where you stand Here's what to prove to get

Patton Speech
The General's voice rose high and clear. "Men, this stuff that some sources sling around about America wanting out of this war, not wanting to fight, is a crock of bullshit. Americans love to fight, traditionally. All real Americans love the sting and clash of battle. You are here today for three reasons. First, because you are here to defend your homes and your loved ones. Second, you are here for your own self respect, because you would not want to be anywhere else. Third, you are here because you are real men and all real men like to fight. When you, here, everyone of you, were kids, you all admired the champion marble player, the fastest runner, the toughest boxer, the big league ball players, and the All-American football players. Americans love a winner. Americans will not tolerate a loser. Americans despise cowards. Americans play to win all of the time. I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. That's why Americans have never lost nor will ever lose a wa

Another Busy One!
Got another busy day on tap! Good morning, everyone! This is Career Day at the Middle School, and I am speaking to two groups about Acupuncture/Oriental Medicine! This should be a hoot. Dakota is in the first group and has volunteered for any demos I might want to do, lol! Note: he has never allowed me to needle him up to this point, lmao!! This could be really good, but I'll try not to pick on him too much! Only brought one of my acupuncture point charts that hang on the wall of my treatment room - was afraid I might get some flack on the lack of clothing on the male model. The Chinese don't seem to have the problems with the male naked body that Americans do! So, back view only, lol! Brought all my "toys" - GuaSha tools, cupping supplies, needles, herbs, linements, books. You name it, I probably brought it with me, lol! Hope they enjoy the presentation! Guess I need to finish getting ready, lol! Have a wonderful day, everyone! Much love and warm hugs to all! Blessings all ov

Messed Up Relationship
I think I have screwed up my relationship with Lizelle. For those who dont know about us a little back story. 2005 was a shitty year for me I lost 3 of my best friends and one was my first crush. I quit working and traveled to get away from everything. While I was in Finland I was at a bar and I picked up this girl. I wasn't really looking for more than a one nighter but somethong in her opened up that which I had closed away after my friends had died. It turned out she was getting over a relationship and was looking for something new also. How new she got was over the hill for her. See Lizelle was straight till I met her, she never had any relationship with a woman., I was her first. It was wonderful for the both of us, someone new for me to care for and something new for her. In the beginning I thought it was an experiment for her and she would one day say thanks and go back to guys, however that never happened and I found myself falling in love with her. I eventually bought an a

Cont. Of 10 Things In Life You Control
4. Your work: Many people like to overlook this one, it being musch easier to day, "Oh, I'm trapped in my jobbecause I don't have a degree,, experience, etc." Hogwash! That's simple a way of denying one's responsibility in having chosen the job in the first place. 5. The people you associate with: There's a famous t-shirt that states: "It's hard to soar like an eagle when you're surrounded by turkeys." Colloquialism is very often correct! Your friends can either lift you up or bring you down. You make the decision which type of friends you wish to have. 6. Your basic physical health: Much about our health is a factor of genetics, environment, and exposure. Much more of our health is simply a matter of the things we choose: diet,exercise,drugs, sleep, routine physicals, check-ups, etc. more tommorrow if computer allows it. Kid.

Please Sign This Petition And Show That He Should Not Get Away With This
Reporter: Stefanie Silvey New Media Producer: Rachel Beavin Update: The dog dragging case goes to court in Owensboro, and 14 News is learning more about the man accused of killing the dog. William Bowlds is charged with a misdemeanor in the death of Buddy. The animal was chained to the back of a vehicle and dragged to death. Police say Bowlds borrowed the dog to breed him. The courtroom was crowded with people who want the penalty for such cruel acts to be more than a misdemeanor. One woman even booed Bowlds as he came into the courtroom. And Buddy's owner told 14 News it never entered his mind Bowlds would harm his dog. We have learned that Bowlds has a lengthy criminal record: 36 charges in Kentucky including domestic violence, terroristic threatening, assault, manufacturing methamphetamine, possession of drugs, theft, burglary, and Previously: A dog dies after police say it was chained to the rear of a vehicle and dragged for a mile. Daviess County, Kentucky sherif

Liberals And Your Money!!
Those of you that voted for the Dems are about to get your wish!! The Senate is considering a $900 Billion Dollar Tax Increase!! Part of the Liberal Campaign bulls--t was no tax increases. It is always the same with Liberals.....never ever believe what they say; always believe what they do. Liberals tax and spend. That is their only means of retaining their power. Make you a slave to their many and multi-layed bulls--t programs so that you will continue to vote for them. Of course you will never be able to leave the Liberal Plantation because if you do you lose your Government Check!! Meanwhile the very Liberals you elect will exempt themselves for the laws imposed on us!! They do it everytime and still manage to "fool" many uninformed people!! I urge each who read this to Google the President Carter years!! This is what you get when you elect Liberals!! Liberalism is easily defined....Spread misery equally and exempt the "elites" who make the rules!!! And I should know as

Three Old Men
Three Old Men Three old men were sitting around complaining about how much their hands shook. The first geezer said, "My hands shake so bad that when I shaved this morning I cut my face!" The second old fogey one-upped him. "My hands shake so bad that when I trimmed my garden yesterday I sliced all my flowers!" The third old man laughed and said, "That's nothing. My hands shake so bad that when I took a piss yesterday, I came three times."

Comment To Silverdragons Blog
Ok well... I agree that people need to feel comfortable with who they are, one should love themself regardless of what size they are, SELF esteem is incredibly important. And I also agree that everyone needs to be able to wear clothing. But I'm affraid thats about where I stop agreeing with the chick in the video. Sure she might find a hot little outfit in a store, there is a reason it doesn't go in a higher size. That reasoning is the outfit is cut in such a way that if it was made in a larger size it'd look ugly or dumb on. That doesn't mean fat people should by "tent" clothing, just clothing that compliments their shape. It's all about the cut. Also this garbage about fat being genetic, and about eatting healthy and exercising and still being fat...i'm sorry but thats just non-sense. Look its really simple, fat is your bodies energy reserves, it is made by the body from excess energy that you consume, which usually comes in the form of carbohydrates. Now if you st

Stalker Applicant #3 Crimson Trauma
Name: (yours, silly)Matt *Crimson Trauma* Please identify and describe yourself: uhmm im that cross dressing fetish model on your list you know that one guy who wears dresses? Age:26 Sex:uhmm Both *male unfortunatly* Height:5 ft 9 Weight:150pounds Hair:brown *unless you dont liike brown ill change it* Eyes:uhm green? Why do you want to stalk me?because i already stalk you your the shit and im just a like that and really because i want you to throw me around and beat the crap out of me Please rate your sanity: Fucking Nuts Being a stalker requires a great deal of imagination and creativity. You must be an "effective stalker"! If you want to be MY stalker you must do follow these rules: 1.) You should write amusing comments that we will all laugh at. 2.) Commenting my bulletins and blogs to let us all know you were here. Do you agree to these rules? I agree Please list any special qualifications you have:former marine,full time 24/7 trai

Dont Wanna Be Freshmeat No Mo!!!!!
I DESIRE TO BE A LOT OF THINGS IN LIFE, BUT NOT FRESHMEAT! BEEN THERE DONE THAT! LOL. I WOULD LOVE TO BE A NEW CHERRY, SINCE THE ONE I HAD GOT LOST LOOOOOOONG AGO. LOL! SO FEEL FREE CHERRY FAMILY TO ALERT ME, HOLLA (SHOUT), EVEN BLAST ME....I NEED MY CHERRY!!!!!!!

Fuck The Dumb Shit, I'm Moving To Scotland!
MARILYNmanson:snakeyesforsissies wrench is just a household god. but i carry mine with pride. i don't work but. i can work with. it to split your smile. run you down without a twitch. car's not as big as mine. tear the son out of your bitch and. sprinkle your remains with lime. i ain't no workin' man. i do the best i can. i got the devil's hand. rollin' sixes. i am the habit man. i use up all i can. i got the slackers hand. i can use remote control. daydream milk and genocide. tranquility with broken knees. silly putty enemies. butter knife in your side. what i got, i got for free. middle finger technology. whats yours is mine, yours is mine, told you fucker yours is mine. snake eyes for sissies. i ain't no workin' man. i do the best i can. i got the devils hand. i am the habit man. i use up all i can. i got the slackers hand. i was prophesised by shag-ri-la's. i am the leader of the pack. i am the pedophiles dream. messianic peter pan. just a boy, just a boy, just a little fuckin' bo

Sanctuary Lyrics...
Ahh.... I need more affection than you know [Reversed] [Chorus] In you and I, There's a new land, Angels in flight I need more affection than you know [Reversed] My Sanctuary, My Sanctuary, yeah Where fears and lies melt away... Music will tie I need more affection than you know [Reversed] What's left of me, What's left of me now... I watch you fast asleep, All I fear Means nothing... [Chorus] In you and I, There's a new land, Angels in flight I need more affection than you know [Reversed] My Sanctuary, My Sanctuary, yeah Where fears and lies melt away... Music will tie I need more affection than you know [Reversed] What's left of me, What's left of me So many ups and downs [Reversed] My heart's a battleground I need two emotions [Reversed] But, I need more affection than you know [Reversed] I need two emotions [Reversed] You show me how to see, That nothing is whole and nothing is broken... [Chorus] In you and I, There's a new lan

Help!
So yeah seems like it's pretty difficult to cancel your VIC subscription on here and that the people that run the site aren't willing to help you out with your problems. Or maybe it's just me. All i know is that i tried making a sticky bulletin last week for St. Patty's Day and as i did the first one i went to look and it didn't go thru or so i thought...well i tried again still no sticky so i did it several times before giving up. Well later i check my email and what do you know there's 6 receipts saying i paid for the stickies yet they never were stickied. So of course getting charged 30 bucks for something that i never even got i seek help. Basically I'm getting the run around. I can't get my money refunded to me it's only given as credits for stickies *confused* how hard is it to refund me the money that is MINE? that i paid for that didn't even go thru due to a system error? Why should i be out MY money? and why is it so difficult to have ur VIC subscription canceled? Shouldn't th

The Shower
She wakes up to hear the water running , she peeps in and hes facing away from her. the water running over his sexy body, she slides in without him knowing, gets behind him, slides her hands around and runs them up his chest, starts kissing on his back, he says good morning sexy, she says morning, he turns around and lets the water run over her, he starts to kiss her, softly at first, then more deeply , passionately, her nipples getting hard, he starts rubbing them, she reaches down and starts stroking his cock, he walks her back and presses her against the shower wall, takes her hands and raises her arms above her head, kissing her, softly, then more deeply, kissing down her neck, he takes one hand to hold both her hands, and runs his other hand over her wet body, down to her nipples and down her stomach and then down to her shaven pussy, she tries to free her hands but he holds them tighter, he pushes her legs apart with his one leg, still kissing her, more aggressively, he starts ru

Yep
You have a sexual IQ of 134 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

I Feel The Need..the Need To Ink!!!!
Hey, everyone. I need some help ranking up!! I'm trying to get to Nutty Cherry that way I can add more pictures to my account! It is almost Spring, and Spring is the time for flesh! The tattoo gun is up and running and I'm itching to ink! I guess you can tell, cause I've aready been touching up a few on Dale. They were done with an old portable gun, with a weak power supply. Now that I've got the king of guns up and running again, he's gonna be getting alot touched up and re-done! Well, I'm off, again. Oh yeah, Help me rank up faster, and I'll be post pics of my latest inks!! Kisses..Besley..(Tracy) Mad Tatter's (is the name of my shop, by the way)

Oops
> I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for > > the following reasons: > > > > 1-------- I do physical labor. > > 2.------- I work at great depths. > > 3.------- I plunge head first into everything I do. > > 4.------- I do not get weekends or public holidays off. > > 5.--------I work in a damp environment. > > 6. -------I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation. > > 7.------- I work in high temperatures. > > 8. -------My work exposes me to diseases. > > > > > > Reply: Dear Penis, > > > > After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have >raised, > > the management denies your request for the following reasons: > > > > 1. You do not work 8 hours straight. > > 2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH > > brief work period > > 3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. > > 4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen >visiting > > other locations. > > 5. Yo

Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The Girl said, "NO!" And the girl lived happily ever after! She went shopping, dancing, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had sex with whomever she pleased... did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, traveled more, had many boyfriends, saved more money, had all the hot water to herself, and never had pubic hairs under the toilet seat lid. She watched chick flicks, never football,never wore fricken lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants, and burped, swore, and farted all the time. THE END

R.i.p. This Is So Sad
It just seems like yesturday that we saw your smiling faces. It just seems like yesturyear when you were in the back cutting up and beeing your goofy self. The days slowly pass by and yet it seems like its all a dream and that we will all wake up. But we know that you 5 are in a better place. Its hard to deal with it because you were loved by so many here on earth. You will never be forgotten ever and its so hard to grasp and conprehend why you were taken at such a young age. You had your whole lifes a head of you. But only God knows why you had to be taken away from so many people who love you guys. So we have laid you to rest in your proper spots and will always be visited in our hearts our thoughts and our dreams. We all love you and miss you so very much. we love you forever and alwayz R.I.P. Tiffy, James, Matt, Katie & Jessica

Drunk Old Guy
A drunken old guy stumbles into the front door of a bar, walks up to the bartender and says, "Give me a shot of tequila, damn." The bartender looks at him and tells him that he has had enough. So the old guy curses the bartender out and walks out the front door. A few minutes later, the same guy comes in through the side door and stumbles up to the bar and demands a shot of tequila. The bartender looks at him in disbelief and refuses to serve him again. The old guy curses him out again and storms out. A few minutes later, the same old guy stumbles in through the back door and before he could say a word, the bartender says, "Listen, I told you already twice that I'm not going to serve you, so get out of my bar, you drunken bastard." The old guy looks at the bartender and says, "Damn, how many bars do you work at?"

Passing Of A Dear Friend
I lost my dearest friend of over 25yrs last thrusday night at 7pm. God called her home and i knnow she is no longer in pain. We met at work aaaand our friendship was born there. Flora was a very loving caring mother grandmother and friend. No matter whAT she was doing she always made time for me. She was a wonderful christian lady. She spent the last 8 years of her life in a nursing home as she needed more care than family and friends could give her. She touch everyone in her life. She had lou gerhig's disease for 8 yrs. she is at peace now and has gone home to her lord.. She will be greatly missed by one and all.

Dam It Please Know Me
MY HEART GOT BROKEN AGAIN,THOUGHT THE PERSON WOULD TRULY KNOW ME BEFORE SHE JUDGE ME,SHE DID NOT DO THAT. ALL THAT I ASK FROM MY FRIENDS AND TO ACCEPT ME AS I AM.AM A VERY NICE GUY TILL I GET PISSED OFF. SO THE PLEASER WHAT I USED TO BE KNOWN AS IS NOW CHARLES MAGICIAN OF THE CROW OF LESTATS DARK COVENANT,MY NEW FAMILY WHO HAS ACCEPTED ME AND I THANK EACH AND EVERY ONE,YOU DON'T FUCK WITH MY FAMILY,SO I AM LOOKING FOR THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE WHO WILL ACCEPT ME AS I AM,SO STOPP BY AND CHECK MY PAGE OUT,LEAVE A COMMENT,RATE IT AND MY PICS,ALSO SHOW SOME LOVE TOWARD MY FAMILY MEMBERS,WE LOVE FRESH BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.

Frustrating Day
First off.....Does it matter who I am friends with? Geez My best friend is gay. Get over yourself....had someone who I was once friends with who is what I call a holy roller. She had 2 kids out of wedlock How dare you judge me for having a friend who is gay.....hmmm so what is so wrong with me having a best friend who loves and encourages me...People like her need prayer. Next thing.....Education could be on of the most expensive majors to have. Teachers are in demand, but this test cost $125 and oh yeah you have 2 of those to take. Fail it and you must retake it. You must be interview to take classes about teaching children. Dress in you finest. Wear a nice smile. etc .etc. Who knew there was so much red tape lol IDT class. What the hell. I make lesson plans and I do spread sheets, find internet websites etc etc and so on. Anything different from what anyone else on the computer knows lol ummmmm think not. lol Everything is submitted online, but you have to come to c

Update: Nobody Gives A Shit About Bigfoot
so its been a while since I haven't bitched about people wasting my time, dumb shit that just irritates me, drunken spatterings or porn pictures...so I figured I'd blabber in hopes of waking up so I can function...video stuff:so I have the first scene with Sinmora set up for April 21... so that means I have less than a month to test out all my new toys to make sure they work for what I need... and get some sort of audio recording rolling since the microphone I have seems to not be worth the $$ I paid for it :pI got a bit of lighting in and will be working with Eric Freeman (darklord10000000 for those that know him locally) for some clothing and help with filming as he's all about putting some of his art together for the project so we can shoot some of it in with the porn... which should prove to be a bit off pudding within itself :pnot sure when we are doing the first party scene but that should come eventually... and since sinmora is local, it'd be easier to just shoot that part later

Well This Is Just Great... (the Five Stages Of Depression)
I think I'm going to go eat some carbs and then throw myself into an active volcano. This has been the worst day ever and NOTHING I repeat nothing has happened. So how could it be the worst day ever? I have no clue. All I know is I went from feeling nothing to feeling like I was going to have a breakdown at work. I've cried or started to cry at least 3 times in the past 40 minutes, and I haven't got the slightest idea why I'm so upset. I have no reason to be upset. I need chocolate and a large bottle of prozac.

Support Our Troops
A great site to check out! I wear one of these wrist bands. They can be gotten through here, and I found mine at one of the local grocery stores. SUPPORT OUR TROOPS! http://www.saluteheroes.org/ REPOST

To Anyone That Has A Small Child, Or Knows Someone With Em.
To anyone who has or is planning to have or knows any kids Body: This is just crazy! Body: McDonalds, Chuck E Cheese, Discovery Zone... Some of you might not be parents, but you may have nieces, nephews, grandchildren or friends with children. This will pertain to you too. As I read the following, my heart sank. I urge each and every one of you to pass this on to as many people as you can. I cannot stress how important this is! This is very disturbing news. In addition to the following true story... One son lost his watch, and was very upset. We dug and dug in those balls, trying to find the watch. Instead, we found vomit, food, feces, and other stuff I do not want to discuss. I went to the manager and raised hell. Come to find out, the ball pit is only cleaned out once a month. I have doubts that it is even done that often. My kids will never play in another ball pit. Now read this: PRETTY SCARY!! Hi. My name is Lauren Archer, my son Kevin and I lived in Midland,TN. On

Need My Friends Family And Fans To Repost My Bulletin Please
2x Competitions The 1st competition is Sexiest Cherry 2007 Submit a picture that is sexy but NOT NSFW! lol. Tasteful and Sexy is what the picture should be. Self comment bombing will be allowed. The 2nd Competition is Sexiest Tattoo. Submit a picture of your sexiest tattoo again no NSFW PICS PLEASE. Self comment bombing will be allowed. Both competitions will run from Sunday April 1st 2007 10pm Central until Saturday April 28th 2007 10pm Central. Winners from both competitions will win on the number of comments. No downrating & No NSFW markings please. Prizes. F

Place My Head Up Your Chest(ratedxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
i place my head upon your chest for a second i begin to rest not for long, as im tempted by your breast bite me they call lick my nipples, dont stall as cum from below start to fall i'll rub my fingers slowly over your curves your beauty i'll show with more then words take me now, with no delay i hear as my tongue massages your body bites on your neck, lips, even your ears just enough to calm your fears your nails rip my flesh, still i dont penatrate no need to hurry, it's love that we make there's alot more to my foreplay my hands and tongue do most of the work but the words i whisper will make you squirt a night of passion, a life time of love everynight i offer this extasy to my dove i drag my tongue down your sexy body to your navel i carry you to the bed from the table you soak the sheets with sweat and cum still this is only a quater of the fun i lick down your silky legs i can still here your body beg stop teasing me, get started instead tw

Club 14th Street Abcs To A Party(r-xx {warning You Wont Like It} Lmao
to the get it in boys A is for the Apple we made a bong B is for the Bud we smoked from the apple C is for the Cat in a bag we blew hits all night long D is for the Dog waiting for the cat to get out the bag E is for the Extasy we took on a bet F is for the Friends who brought more beer G is for GOOD TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! H is for "HIDE THE STASH THE COPS ARE HERE!" I is for the Ice cream i ate from her pussy mmmmmm chocolate vanilla swirl J is for the twenty bottles of Jack daniels K is for the Kangaroo that gave us the acid L is for the LSD induced clams we fed the cops M is for the Monkey that stole my beer {fucking monkey i will kill you when i catch you} N is for the Narcotics we wont ever do O is for the Opium the monkey smoked P is for the Paiodi that Jason brought Q is for Quick were out of beer and the store closes at 10 R is for the 10 bottles of 151 Rum we drank S is for the Six months it will take to clean-up T is for the Ten virgins turned stripper

The Blackness In Which I Live
step into a world where light has no place, love is just another word that cuts your face in the darkness where my soul dwells is demons and monsters and things that kill stare into my eyes but not too deep for there is where the dragon sleeps a beast so scary i dare not show the burns on my wrist where the chains hold but in the cave of this mean scary dragon beats the heart of the evil that controls him the only happiness in my world is the love from my boy and a cute little girl not even that can shine through like a light come play with me something screams in the night theres plenty to kill, plenty to fright plenty of souls yet to take plenty of innocence in you yet to rape dont be upset the devil is still your friend except the torment its yours till the end have you ever dance with the devil in the pale moon light or smoked a bowl with him every night i feel the flames on my back i feel the whip as my skin it lashed i see the torment my life has beco

Sorry Jane Doe
to the woman we found in the creek "let's go out and play "sounds good it's such a wonderful day" now outside and theres nothing to do "lets goto the creek and skip some stones" "soon you know the teenagaers will be home" "first to the store to get some candy" "don't look now bit its pamela and sandy" quickly we duck into the store for lemon heads,fireballs,and so much more now the shopping is complete so hurry kids across the street "lets go this way its alot quicker" "just remember to duck and watch the stickers" "hey check it out there goes a woman" "lol she looks like she thought she go swiming "hey lady there's not enough water" so what do you do when your 5 and no one told how some ppl die what do you think goes through your mind do you stop and ask was it her time do you call the cops or tell a grown-up "hey dustin go check it out" "maybe she' asleep or she just passed out" "fuck no dude she's hardly dressed" "she'll see i have a hard on i

Love Lust And Devotion (part Three) Devotion:xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
what can i say to show my devotion eat you out, rub you down with lotion take care of the kids and do as you say take swing after swing for saying the wrong thing what will it be today the hitting doesn't bother me just fills me with such extasy but know this don't show my devotion how my love flows through me like an ocean no what i need are the perfect words the ones that say to prove to you how i feel about those sexy curves how my tongue can make your lips peel i taste your honey as it flows down my tongue as i lick you feel my mouth with cum i would spend eternity down here just to please you for me this is pleasure, we don't need to do the do your leggs will shake and your pussy aches as you wish for something else only after i had my fill of your wealth white, creamy, tasty, honey drinking your essence my love bunny i don't think this is devotion more like a sexual notion i'll always be true i devote my life to you do what you ask of me take

Song Of The Day! Afternoon Edition!
ok so my friend betty requested this song so here's Black Lab - This Night There are things, I have done There's a place, I have gone There's a beast, and I let run Now it's running my way There are things, I regret But you can't forgive, you can't forget There's a gift, that you send You sent it my way So take this night Wrap it around me like a sheet I know I'm not forgiven But I need a place to sleep So take this night And lay me down on the street I know I'm not forgiven But I hope that I'll be given some peace There's a game, that I play There's are rules, I had to break There's mistakes, that I made But I made 'em my way So take this night Wrap it around me like a sheet I know I'm not forgiven But I need a place to sleep So take this night And lay me down on the street I know I'm not forgiven But I hope that I'll be given some peace Some peace.... Some peace.... Some peace

Love Lust And Devotion (part Two) Lust:xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
there are things that i wished of you and reasons for my absence too see what i wanted was a little more a lady in the streets, but together my whore your rules were no hickies no real kiss so how was i to put you in bliss. just on night i ask of you to show what i'd like to do i'd start out by kissing your lips while running my fingers on your hips then kiss and bite your neck still soft i i know but what the heck as i suck your breast and make your pussy creamy now it starts to get steamy i'll roll my tongue down to your belly button it's just fore play soon will be fucking now at your pussy i suck your clit no no no hands off my dick i'll tie you down so you cant move and eat your pussy i hope i'm not being rude for an hour i'll taste you cum your tied down so i can have fun look at the time that hour is done it don't matter i have a big hungar so i will eat you a little longer your screams entice me one question are you ready i'll untie y

God And Goddess In You I Trust
by the powers of three times three i beg you break this bind on me. to bring me back to my full power. to make love tremble in this final hour. so end this hex upon my head and bring to life what once was dead so let me choose if i must good or evil, dawn or dusk arise my power from your slumber ignite the flames , burn the lumber if a sacrafice you need take my emotions, set me free so god and goddess in you i trust to free my power, remove the dust my soul is yours, so guide it well so i may stay away from hell but if it's hell "go i must" then god and goddess in you i trust so hear me now my cries are true lift this hex when this spell is through wind water fire & earth bring back my powers, bring back my worth show them now what they once feared remove this fog so my mind may clear i appeal to the guardians of the watch towers near & far to bring to me my power's scar so with this blood i seal this pack to bring to me my powers back end this now i'

Right On.
So Barqs is pretty damn good root beer. And yes, I am totally plastered on it right now. WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! SHOW ME YOUR BOOBS! Oh wow, I'm sorry. You know... i just get so ... all messed up when I'm hammered. WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

The Screaming Of Bunnies
The screaming of bunnies is a sound you never get out of your head. They scream out of fear, when a cat is attacking them, when you get to close to them. They scream in this way that makes your heart hurt. That makes the hairs on your neck stand straight up in the air. It makes you hold your children close to you, and thank the being upstairs that they are safe. It makes you hurt inside for the bunnies mother who knows she will never see her baby again alive. A cat only kills to play, never to eat. It hurts inside everytime I think of those bunnies last summer that lost their lives to the cat named Sassy. It makes me want to cry when i think back to pulling a few of them out of my pool during our long, hot, dry summer. And makes me remember the one I saved, so close to death, so cold, shivering. I wrapped it in 10 kitchen towels held it like it was my own baby, and watched in amazement as it came back to life. In my arms it looked up at me, let out a scream and took a leap o

I Still Wont Fall
there is nothing left for you to do you left me and said we're through i cried a bit but not for you for kids, our kids, not one but two every morning i wake with tears in my eyes cause in due time i know i'll say goodbye in a two bedroom apt that harpie sits with three other guys conspiring it no where that leaves room for my two hearts to say she has a stable home is off the charts my daughter for some reason dreds the weekend if they look at my daughter wrong none of them will be breatheing the caring and loveing part she says is her home maybe for the guy as she sucking his bone a harsh picture i do agree its something seen before i go to sleep no time for tears i must stay strong after all most dying i put away my bong no drink, no weed, not even a cigarette she got what she wanted i finally quit you seek to destroy the last thing i have left unbeknownst to you there more you cant get you think that by takeing our kids that i will suffer but the one thing

Love Lust And Devotion (part One) Love
love lust and devotion three words that set the earth in motion love sends most of us into a whirlwind but some it just dosent it can turn your world upside down it can crush your smile into a frown recently it took its toll on me it had me pay a hefty fee the one i thought would be mine forever just left me with kids and a block of cheddar crying alone and wishing i'd die till i decided to look inside now friends i have and would like to meet maybe something will grow and love we'll greet so far away and yet so near i'm just wishing for someone to call dear someone to wake up with smile and kiss someone who's love they would never let me miss but yet i still yern for the one i loved i just hope someone hears my cry and sends me a dove Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.com

Why Do Adult Children Have To Be So Mean
This morning when I got to work I could tell something was wrong with my friend Nancy. She wasn't her usual self. We started talking and she tells me that she had an argument with her daughter--her daughter is 38 and recently moved out. At some point in the argument her daughter said that she (Nancy) was the devil. The argument was over a settlement that her daughter is receiving from a car accident. Nancy told her that she still owes her money for the car. Her daughter said she'd see about paying her mom back AFTER she gave her boyfriend (who is a lazy bum.) some money for the truck he lost--here's the story on that: He wasn't working, she was the only one working and when she couldn't make the bills alone, the dealer repoed the boyfriend's truck, he'd used it for collateral for her car--and her car. This is when Nancy lent her some of the money to buy a used car. This argument bothered Nancy so much that she went back in the stockroom and started crying. We thought she was ge

Who Will
to tell the truth i've never been me and what you want i dare not let you see for time and time again i try to let go but in this darkness i can feel the snow the snow you placed here to freeze my heart in a life that you wanted, i played my part so change your mine now just step inside get ready for this wild and crazy ride i figured out how to be free so i can show you the real me so here grim my good true friend take this life and let it end no more stupid lies or dumb ass tricks no praying to the gods for this love to fix my soul is dark and my heart full black the dustin you know will never be back so who will stand beside there man hold his love like only you can don't cry for me or the guy i killed cause this empty whole now darkness fills realize what you released so don't you go and fall for me if you can't handle this new true love remember that was a crow, not a dove hear my vioce what do you feel and if you can't love me then who wil

Why Cant I Just Die
he feels the cold of the steel wanting to end it all for wounds that wont heal he pulls the trigger, the hammer falls but for this young man death does not call could it be a bad charge on the bullet everything looks good, puts it back in and pulls it nothing, he returns the gun to his friend it looks like the tonight the gun wont be his end tired now, tomorrow is another day tomorrow brings another way this time suffucation is the case somehow he can breathe clearly with the a plastic bag tied over his face she dosent love me, she dont even care he says with a rope around her neck as he stepped from the chair he begins to drop but to his dismay his neck did not pop he looked around to see who was there it was his cousin wayne holding him with a blank stare she hates me man as he starts to cry fuck her man thats no reason to die he dont want to live without her in his life he'll wait till his cousin leave, tonight its his knife once again he'll fell the steel he

The White Wolf
i saw you standing there, u said forever now standing here in the dark i see you meant never i should have known as i starred into your eyes, that the blue was your love and the black for my demise. your snowy white coat so beautiful and long shows me the pain i must face alone. i see your fangs as they pierce my heart. i feel your tongue as it licks the blood, if only i could stop the flood. i hear your claws as they rip my flesh, so i ask god is this a test. all i hear is laughter from u thats why i know what i say is true. so leave if u must go ahead, take my light. and ill just stand here in eternal darkness, forever night

White Wolf(part 2 Alone In The Dark)
alone in the dark i wait for you hoping soon you'll know what to do my wounds still open and bleeding full of hatred, pian, and needing an empty love that needs feeding but your cold heart and stare confirm my fears as my wounds burn from the salt in my tears my mind swims with angry thoughts from battles for you i fought a tear for pleasure a tear for pain a tear for love god i wish it would rain a tear for you and the games you play so if this is love than let it be known that for years i waited for your love to be shown lonely you cried i left your night but for two years lonely is how you left my life your lies i accepted for far to long as i smoked from my bong so stop the lies and tell me the truth no longer standing, now lying in the dark waiting for you

Haha Wahoooooo
Olaf vas vorking at da fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidently cut off all ten of his finkers. He vent to da emergency room in da Clinik and vhen he got dar da Norsky doctor looked at Olaf and said, "Let's have da finkers and I'll see vhat I can do." Olaf said, "I haven't got da finkers." "Vhat do you mean, you hafen't got da finkers?" he said. "Lord-it's 2006! Ve's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could hafe put dem back on and made you like new! Vhy didn't you brink da finkers?" To vhich Olaf says, "How da fock vas I suppose to pick dem up?"

Return To Love
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." ~ Ambrose Redmoon We are born hungry for love and fearless of anything else. Love is our nature while fear must be taught, but once learned, it can cause us to spend our entire lives trying to get back to love. Whenever we face a fear having made the decision to extract from it whatever lesson it brings, we not only conquer it, we take a giant step toward love. Every fear comes with a lesson. It also comes chock full of opportunities to return to our true nature. By facing our fears, we acknowledge that love is waiting on the other side. May you face every fear with your arms open wide to the love it is shielding. And may you always be aware that you are loved beyond measure and a cherished blessing to me. Until tomorrow, May your day be filled with all

I Am So Sad
My cat has not been eating much for the past few weeks... and yesterday she started throwing up and falling over so I took her to the vet... all the tests come back normal to average for an older cat which she is.. but her blood sugar is really low (she's diabetic) and the vet thinks that she might have cancer... but its hard to diagnose cancer in animals... he did say that weather its cancer or not something is really wrong with her.. she's lost 2 pounds since November when she was last in to see the vet.. which is very bad for cats... the vet gave me some medicine that will help settle her tummy so she can eat (in case she has and upset tummy and thats why she hasn't been eating) but does not think that it will help much.. the tests that I'd have to put her through to determine what is wrong cost a lot and may just end up prolonging her suffering.. so I may just have to put her to sleep.. *sigh* I don't want her to suffer.. Edit: We had to put her to sleep the week after my s

Can We See
Can we see through the eyes, of someone who can't see, recognize the pain of someone who will never see, know the knowledge of someone who succeeds, hear the voices of a psycho who only breathes, Where do we turn, The memories we burn, Look upon our children today, WILL WE HEAR WHAT THEY SAY, Do we call the deformed the beast, forget the long deceased, living a hopeless demand, Will the one's who are behind, go on living blind, street smart in my mind, wanting a chance to start, yet only behind, when you never start, I will try with what I'm dealt, helping those I don't have to help, giving all I have to give, With wisdom as my gift.

Info On Baby Squirrels
My mom and roommate found a baby squirrel on our back porch last night. It looks like it has been abandoned. With resreach we figure him to be around 5 to 6 weeks old. We know some about what to feed him. But if anyone can help and give us some advice. It would mean alot to me. Either email or should me or leave a comment. Thanks alot

Spring Break
Hey everyone I am done with my finals and I need a break. But i only have until April 2nd. I will not be on regularly til then. so everyone have a great couple of weeks and God bless. hugs to all!! Missy

Dozen Roses
dozen roses I give to you my friend A gift that seems so small But they represent so much Our friendship most of all. A rose for the friendship A rose for the touch A rose for the trust we share Our sharing means so much. A rose for the kindness And the deep caring you show A rose for the comfort given When I've been feeling low. A rose for the laughter How it makes your eyes shine A rose for the dreams we share It's amazing how they intertwine. A rose for the deep respect You give to me with ease A rose for the love we feel And how you wish to please. A rose for your compassion That has helped me in so many ways A rose for bringing me sunshine That has brightened all my days. The last rose is the best For it stands so proud and tall This rose represents you My best friend of all. if you see this then you know yourr a dear friend please post this to your dearest friend.

Goodbye
I look into your eyes, your heat, your soul.... Were you really loving me or lying? My love goes deeper than i ever imagined it could or even would. Love is apart of life So is the pain and sorrow along with the smiles, and the joys. My life will be forever changed because I loved you. It seemed as though my would was falling apart, along with my heart. No longer will i let your memory hurt me. I will move on with my life, No long letting you be a part of me.

Ya...it's Like That
A Good Night, The Best In A Long Time A New Friend Turned Me On To An Old Favorite Nothing BetterThan A Dealer Who's High Be High, Concince Them To Buy What's My Drug Of Choice? Well, What Have You Got? I Don't Go Broke And I Do It Alot Seems So Sick To The Hypocrite Norm Running Their Boring Drills But We Are An Elite Race Of Our Own The Stoners, Junkies, And Freaks Are You Happy? I Am, Man Content And Fully Aware Money, Status, Nothing To Me 'Cause Your Life Is Empty And Bare You Can't Understand A User's Mind But Try, With Your Books And Degrees If You Let Yourself Go And Open Your Mind I'll Bet You'd Be Doing Like Me And It Ain't So Bad Say, I Do It Alot!

Awww The Loan
Well this morning I tried to get a loan for 6500 for an online plece that was a joke for sure.. Their APR was outrages.. and it would have takin me 7 years to totally pay it off. But I need to get out of this hole I'm in!!! Its ok Anyway they said nooooo LOL Figures!!! So this is what Im going to do is try to find some kind of home based business to get into. Im not looking to get rich. Just something to help my ends meet better..

Sand & Stone
SAND & STONE TWO FRIENDS WERE WALKING THROUGH THE DESERT. DURING SOME POINT OF THE JOURNEY, THEY HAD AN ARGUMENT; AND ONE FRIEND SLAPPED THE OTHER ONE IN THE FACE. THE ONE WHO GOT SLAPPED WAS HURT, BUT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING, WROTE IN THE SAND: TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE. THEY KEPT ON WALKING, UNTIL THEY FOUND AN OASIS, WHERE THEY DECIDED TO TAKE A BATH THE ONE WHO HAD BEEN SLAPPED, GOT STUCK IN THE MIRE AND STARTED DROWNING, BUT THE FRIEND SAVED HIM. AFTER HE RECOVERED FROM THE NEAR DROWNING, HE WROTE ON A STONE: "TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SAVED MY LIFE ".

Just When I Was Losing Hope....
Lisa Nowak has gotten a job in the navy. For those of you that cant remember Lisa Nowak is the diaper wearing astronaut who drove 900 straight miles to kidnap and kill a romantic rival. Now Ive said before that to win this war in Iraq the US needs to send over a whole bunch of serial killers and psychos and let them just go fucking nuts over there. It appears the Navy listened. I always figured that if you put a psychopath like oh I dont know Son of Sam or John Wayne Gacy or even a crazy Diaper wearing astronaut up against a terrorist the terrorist would always lose. See terrorists kill for their beliefs these other fucking nutjobs kill because its fun and they like it! It's ok Im sure it wont be long before Lisa Nowak goes Baby Huey again and tries to kill a fellow Naval Officer. Nice going Navy its bad enough the terrorists are trying to kill you off you dont need one of your own doing the same.

For The Record.
HERE'S A COUPLE OF MESSAGES TO ME FROM KIRA SAYING SHE WANTED OUT OF MY CONTEST BECAUSE OF THE RULES I HAD. READ AND THEN MAKE UP YOUR MIND. ANYONE WHO KNOWS ME, IS AWARE THAT I POSTED ALL THE RULES IN MY BLOGS, AND NUMEROUS BULLETINS ON HOW MY CONTESTS ARE RUN. MANY OTHER PEOPLE READ THEM, AND HAD NO COMPLAINTS ABOUT THEM. THERE WERE 8 OTHER CONTESTANTS IN MY CONTEST, YET KIRA SEEMS TO BE THE ONLY ONE COMPLAINING OVER THE RESULTS. WHAT ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T EVEN BREAK 300 COMMENTS? WHO DIDN'T GET 778 RATES ON THIER PIC? DON'T SEE HER GETTING BENT OUT OF SHAPE FOR THEM. NO BEING SELFISH, SHE IS BRINGING UNCALLED FOR DRAMA. I HAVE SAID WITH ALL MY CONTESTS, I AM FAIR, BUT CORRUPT. I ALLOW PEOPLE TO CHEAT, WHORE, SELF COMMENT AND ALL THAT FUN STUFF TO GIVE ALL MY FRIENDS A CHANCE. ONE OF THE RULES I HAD WAS NO NEW MEAT, OR FAKE ACCOUNTS. I COULD NAME AT LEAST 40 FRIENDS OF KIRAS WHO DIDN'T FOLLOW THIS RULE, AND I LET IT SLIDE. SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO READ THE RULES, AND TELL HER FRIEND

Truth
Why do all the guys have to tell you "you are the only one" when in truth they know and I know thay are saying the same thing to ALL the women/girls on thier site. Do they really think we belive them. If a guy says to me, I think your beautiful, and I want to screw you and every other women on my site I'm more opt to believe him then the guy who tries like hell to get you to think he says that to only you..."Out of all the women I really mean it when I say it to you".... Yeah, right..FUCK OFF!! Go find some poor sucker that will believe that!! And leave me alone or at least to the guys that will tell me the truth. Yes, I say this to all the girls and I'm want to fuck you and everyone else..... Truth!! I don't mean this for just CT, I mean on all thses type of sites!!

Here These Call Lets Drop These Wall......
i hopeing you find this whit a smile ,becase my smile are all gone, the day you went a way ,know what i should of done, wish i would knowen .i could of save this mess of happening too us . trying to make thing righ whit out a fight who wrong or whos right . hopeing you will lisen to me becase i know i love you so an you have al my hear&soul.. setting her allone .im sorry i left you a lone. not know what i was doing ...try to build a home ,an now im all lone, wanting you home,,..to love of my life i miss you plzz come home....im sorry lizz plzz here these calls an lets drop these walls. from anger to mrs.anger....... an to the hole wold to see

Why Do People Choose These Names......
I'm crusing around Cherry, as much as it will let me, and I come across the most bizzare things!!! ok why have an ID like.... "SPANK ME PLEASE" when you have a picture of you and your child up. Kinda TACKY don't you think?? What about the IDs just as "SWEET AS SUGAR" with a picture revealing a bit too much cleavage and your page saying "don't come at me talkin sex..." How about the guys with the ID "I'm her man only" and he has pics of his private body parts with captions like "whatcha wanna do with all this"............

Have U Ever!!!!!!!!!!!!
have u wonder why u love some one so fuccin much nd no matter wat happenedz u always run bacc to that certain person, have u ever wondered why love can hurt so much, have u ever wondered why u cant live without that other person, have u ever wondered why ppl alwayz get in tha way of ur relationship, have u ever wondered why ur gurl/guy alwayz wonders were ur at, have u ever wondered why ur gurl/guy alwayz watz to be with u 24/7, have u ever wondered why they wanna never leave ur side at all times, have u ever wondered why thingz always happendz wrong with ur relationship, have u ever wondered why once u leave da house ur always thinking of that certain person all day, have u ever wondered why u cant stop thinking bout that person, have u ever wondered why wen thingz go down hard why u both hurt, have u ever wondered why u love that person, have u ever wondered why ur relationship always has suttin wrong wit it.................................. well ill tell u its cuz u love that p

Joke
Choosing A Wife A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more a attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed. The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for

Dont Worry
To all that sent me messages concerned about my sudden name change...along with the fuck off spray pic. I am ok, a little hurt and sad at the moment, but for those of you who know me, I am a tough one ;) I shall bounce back. Thank you very much for your concerns though, it was sweet to see that I have some great friends on here. Much love...Chas

Wear Red On Friday
Will you give this to my Daddy? As a Company, Southwest Airlines is going to support "Red Fridays." Last week I was in Atlanta , Georgia attending a conference. While I was in the airport, returning home, I heard several people behind me beginning to clap and cheer. I immediately turned around and witnessed one of the greatest act's of patriotism I have ever seen. Moving thru the terminal was a group of soldiers in their camo's, as they began heading to their gate everyone (well almost everyone) was abruptly to their feet with their hands waving and cheering. When I saw the soldiers, probably 30-40 of them, being applauded and cheered for it hit me. I'm not alone. I'm not the only red blooded American who still loves this country and supports our troops and their families. Of course I i mmediately stopped and began clapping for these young unsung heroes who are putting their lives on the line everyday for us so we can go to school, work a

Bored And Depressed
I lost my nursing job of two years in November 2006. Losing my job meant losing my car. So here I sit with no job and no car and have nothing to keep me from being bored. I find myself crying for no reason at all more often and just wanna go to sleep for a long time. I'm beginning to wonder if I truly am close to losing my mind.

Cursed
Cursed A breath, A heartbeat, The soft whisper of unspoken words. Caressing one another without even a touch. Knowing each other intimately, Being as one, Knowing each others most treasured secrets, A caring that can never be explained, A love that has crossed the ages. The full circle never broken, Always ending the same, Only to start over again. The love never dies, Even after the people have moved on. The soul cannot rest til all has been completed. So until then they are doomed to return, To start the cycle again. Until they have found the love they deserve, For they are cursed with love. By: gandalf122872 this one was published for me some time ago

8
8...thats how many teeth my son, drake is cutting right now...he's irritable and fussy but thats a given with him teething like this...just how common is it for a 9 month old to cut more than 2 teeth at one time?? what soothes and what doesn't??

Torn
Torn Pulled apart, Ripped open. Left wanting, Drifting within my mind. Unable to speak, Unable to see. Pain, Intense, Yet expected. Longing for what I have, Yet knowing it is wrong. Aching, Crying, Hurting, Deciding what to do, Leave? Stay? Run? Remain? Right? Wrong? Now? Forever? Shall it always be? Must I always feel? Torn by:gandalf122872

Lacking
Lacking Vision Insight Heart Gone from within Pulling me down Taking me under Last breath Holding it Aching for another Desperate Frantic Worried Escaping Failing Sinking deeper Realizing I was not prepared Finding I have come up lacking In the sea of love by:Gandalf122872

About What Happened.
As some of you may know, certain people on here were rude assholes and made dreadfull comments about me on some people's comments and went into chats and were talking behind my back. Well, I was given some of the copied chat and I found out who the people were. Here are just some excerpts from the chat logs: Saying "She needs to die"? That is something you say to everyone? I think that is damn LOW of someone to do. "She acts like a slut on here", yeah ok, I believe 99.99% of us do, we are putting our pictures up here to whore them, so everyone is a slut. "Haha she should die from cancer". That really put me over the top. If you REALLY feel that way, tell me to my FACE and not to other people. If your going to go around talking about how you have chemo and do this and crap, have the DECENTCY to respect me when I AM THE ONE going through it. NOT you. I live daily with the pain, and here you are in chat provoking people to feel sorry for you, when I live through the daily shit from can

Can You Feel Them, My Love? By: La Belle Rouge
Can you feel them, My Love? Softly touching your cheek Tracing the lines of your mouth Trailing down your neck? Can you feel them slowly Unbuttoning your shirt And tip toeing across your chest With teasing nails and warm fingers Leaving fingerprints of fire? Can you feel the silk of my hair Falling against your bare skin? Do you feel the pleasure of hot lips Kissing you deeply Tongue dancing with tongue Twirling in passion’s Tingling tango? Can you feel skillful hands Against your zipper Touches like flame against you thighs Gentle squeezes of your hardness? Do you feel my lips and tongue Here and there, everywhere You want them to be. I am caressing you, with my words Do you feel the subtle softness Of firm mounds and hardened buds Between your fingers and lips Held and worshiped within The warm welcoming sanctuary Of your waiting mouth? Is the heat of my bare body Warming you, burning you? The scent and taste of my passion Now satisfies you heated

Ahh Too Busy
Sorry for my lack of being here. Not really a good week. First my biology professor forgot the test in his truck last night, so now I have to wait until tomorrow to take the test, than on Tuesday I have ANOTHER bio test! Than today I had an appointment set up to take the math test I missed and my husband forgot to leave me the keys. Than I forgot about a scholarship I'm up for that I have to write 2 essays for. Thankfully I still have time but I also need to see if one of my mentors will write a recommendation letter ...again... for me. I'm also up for a grant I had to ask for one for. I could use both.

Child Sexual Abuse
ORIGINATED FROM WILDCAT WildCat~ Founder Of (T.M.A.F)R8-FAN-ADD.@ CherryTAP The Symptoms of Sexual Disturbance Among Children Parents, teachers, and guardians may find it difficult to distinguish between normal and healthy childhood sexual experimentation and sexual deviance resulting from exposure to pornography. The following guidelines, established by mental health and law enforcement officials, are useful in assessing sexual disturbance among children.i These guidelines can also help to identify the symptoms of psychological damage resulting from exposure to sexual material on the Internet. Sexual Preoccupation Children who have been harmed by viewing pornography may be excessively curious about or overly preoccupied with sexuality. Some children expose their genitals to others or engage in a sudden, unusually high level of masturbation. Age-Inappropriate Sexualized Behavior Some children may display sexual knowledge and behavior beyond that which is appropr

~~our Wedding ~~
~~ We Would Like To Invite U To Our Wedding ~~ On Sat At 9:00P.M. Central Time In The Angel Family Hangout! Pastor King Will be doing the service! ~ * ~ Fiance Of Maria ~ * ~ ~*~ Obsidian 13 Lounge Founder ~*~ Trance Enigma ~*~Obsidian 13~*~ @ CherryTAP ~*~Maria~Soon To Be Wife Of ~Cloud~*~Owner of A.F.H.~*~And ~*~Archangel Of The Family~*~ @ CherryTAP (repost of original by '~*~Maria~Soon To Be Wife Of ~Cloud~*~Owner of A.F.H.~*~And ~*~Archangel Of The Family~*~' on '2007-03-21 15:21:01') (repost of original by 'NO 42 MEMBER OF THE BOMB SQUAD~LORD Whi+e Knigh+ ~A.F.H.enlightenment ~CONFEDERATE BOMBERS FAMILY~FA' on '2007-03-21 15:48:39')

Here Goes
Guys, I dont understand you and you dont understand me so lets just raise the little white flag and start over ok. I like the 50's doo wop music (yeah I know, shut up), i love almond joys, and I enjoy horror movies. I do have nude pics and no I dont feel the need to show everyone. I also like cock but dont need to see yours. If this bugs you then too fucking bad. If you have something to say to me then say it. Don't sugar coat it, i'm a big girl I think I can handle it. I may be a bitch but I'm sure you'll get over it. Questions? Comments? Go ahead, i got plenty of time to read and respond to them all.

Is There Any Other Way To Lick Pussy?
subject: Is there any other way to lick pussy? i thought this was standard opperating procedure... (repost) date: 2007-01-02 13:07:47 95% of females can't cum from sex UNLESS we're on top...and we're on top why? Duh so we can stimulate our clit...by doin' our lil "snake charm" grindin' grabbin onto the males pelvic bones...which we all know does nothing for the guys...so the point is...EAT OUR PUSSY FIRST...make us cum a few times...numb us up then hammer away or soft and slow with alot of vaginal teasing with your magic stick to build it all up in the end however you like. Now once you're in between our legs...don't just fuckin' dive in there like a bum at a Thanksgiving charity dinner...take your fuckin time. We all know pussy is nearly irresistable...but don't act like that way. Lick our inner thighs, kiss them...kiss around our pussy lips...kiss the lips etc. finally once you've got your tongue on our clit...this is what to do...(you can use your hands to spread our lip

My Study Has Started...
and it is starting with the same outcome that I thought it would. Interesting, I was hoping that it wouldn't.... People are so vain, and it doesn't matter if you have an awesome personality. If you are not hot, then you get less attention then someone who exudes tremendous outward beauty even if they have a total bitchy personality. More later...

This I Vow
This I Vow By Nonnie ~~~ Did you feel them my love? Did you feel my sweet words? Can you feel my lips? Do I make you purr? Will you pull me close? Place your lips on mine Feel my fingertips as they travel your spine, Will you run your fingers though my hair? Will you make a wish? Do you want me there? ~~~ Did you hear them my love? Did you hear my sweet words? Will you pull me close? Will you make me burn? Will you set me on fire with your hands and your hips? Will you travel my body; with your sweet juicy lips? Will you take all life’s problems and push them away. Tell me my love Do you want me today? ~~~ Do you feel me my love? My heart close to yours Can you feel my heat? Do I make you yearn? Do you feel my hands as they travel here and there? Squeezing gently, moving softly, can you feel them there? Do I make you sweat? Will you lose control? Does a fire burn deep within your soul? ~~~ Do you love me my dear

Do You Still Dream Of Me?
In sensual midnight dreams do you remember me? Long desperately for what you can’t touch or see? Lost in shimmering pools of sparkling cerulean blue Do your hands burn to caress satin flesh you never knew? Do you imagine slender fingertips playing against your chest? I know how to touch you, Baby until you beg for all the rest Do you hear my breathy voice Calling you my “Sweet Man?” Thinking of all the possibilities? Are you making romantic plans? Do you taste the salty sweetness of ivory shoulders beneath your tongue? Hear my breathless whisper, “Oh, Baby, you’re the only one?” Can you yet imagine the feel of full breasts cradled in your hands? Can I still excite and empower you until your hard manhood stands? Can you smell the scent of perfume mixed with feminine musk as all the coverings drop away and you satisfy your lust? Do you fantasize the pleasure of hard nipples between your lips a

The Impossible... Daydream
So! I drive for a living... I wake up in a different place everyday and that in and of itself is a highlight of a nomadic existence. However... there is also a LOT of time on the road to.... think. More to the point... OVER Analyze most any detail in ones life. A very DANGEROUS past-time... so you find yourself daydreaming to pass the time. But to daydream about Words in cyberspace? Pixels on a screen? This is more of a rhetorical question per se, due to the fact I believe that we ALL do it on some level. You may call them friends, buddies, pals, whatever... but if the emotions are there.... what precisely precludes you from feeling pain or being hurt or even worse hurting someone else? Consider those that cry when a celebrity passes. Are they kooks and wackos? Potential Stalkers? All of them? This is not someone that they knew or ever even met, yet they feel pain from this severing of their virtual "tie" to this person. Is this a relationship? Perhaps. Perhaps not. Wh

You've Been Fucked!
YOU'VE BEEN FUCKED! Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot! Keep reading and you will find out that this is not some gay thing. RULES: 1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course. 2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!* 3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy! 4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty! 5- Random sex is perfectly okay! 6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT. 7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away! This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! F.U.C.K Stands For: Friends U Can Keep. So promise me we'll F.U.C.K forever! Send this to 10 people & 1 back to

Suicide (do Not Use Unless You Ask Permission)
I wrote this on night out of the clear blue... its usually not my kind of writing but it decided it needed to come out. Here I am the one you can't stand Holding her heart in her hand What could I have done to make you understand That my love and my life were there in your hands We use to be one but now it is done The razorblade did the job My blood is now gone My heart hurts no more For I have purged it of you and my life I hope you understand guilt was not my plan For I tried with all of me To show you what you meant to me Before you came to hate But guilt is what I delt When with one stroke I cut My life and my pain out for good. By EW 1-22-07

The Waiting
I am laying here waiting as directed, naked and blindfolded, my body is bathed in soft candle light my ivory skin glowing. My breathing is shallow and slow waiting for You. There is no need for bonds this time, this time I am to lay still just because You said not because I am bound. I am showing my urge to serve by my lying here. I want to prove to You that my submission is complete. I hear the soft rustle of the sheets, still I do not stir, I fight to keep my breathing even and slow fighting for the control over my body. I feel You, Your close I can feel Your touch without Your touch I am aware of what is happening all around me and You are the only thing there. You lean close I can smell Your cologne, that sweet intoxicating smell mingled with Power and discipline, softly You whisper Your beautiful little one. My lips part slightly that being the only recognition that I make that I heard You continuing not to move. You chuckle You know how my body is fighting to touch You to rea

George Carlin's New Rules For 2007:
> > GEORGE CARLIN'S NEW RULES FOR 2007: > > New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it > used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and > graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other > people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people version > of looting. > > > > New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for > classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. > Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what > the captain of the football team is doing these days -- mowing my lawn. > > New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to > you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked > that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost > less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Lobster? > > > > New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have > sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damage

Famecast Round 4 Top 5 9pm Est
SMOKE E. DIGGLERA SMOKE SAYS THANKS TO ALL WHO SUPPORTED HIM AND VOTED FOR HIM IN FAMECAST! HE HAS MADE IT THROUGH THE FIRST THREE ROUNDS, AND NOW IT'S ROUND FOUR (TOP 5)! HE NEEDS YALLS SUPPORT FOR ROUND FOUR (TOP 5)! ALSO, GO REGISTER AS A FAN AND CAST YOUR VOTES FOR HIM! USE AS MANY DIFFERENT EMAIL ADDRESSES AS YOU CAN TO VOTE, YALL! HE APPRECIATES IT SO MUCH! AFTER REGISTERING AND CONFIRMING EMAIL LOG IN, GO TO HOME, DO AN ADVANCE SEARCH UNDER R&B FOR SMOKE E DIGGLERA! THEN, CLICK ON HIS NAME, CAST YOUR VOTES, AND LEAVE HIM A COMMENT LETTING HIM KNOW YOU SHOWED SUM LUV!! VOTING BEGINS WEDNESDAY, MARCH 21ST, 2006 AT 9PM EST! VOTING ENDS WEDS MARCH 28TH 9:00PM EST TIME...HURRY AND VOTE!!!!!!! CLICK HERE TO REGISTER & VOTE FOR SMOKE E. DIGGLERA ON FAMECAST! Click here for SMOKE E. DIGGLERA on myspace! THANK YOU TO ALL!

Infernal Fires
TO MY LOST VAMPIRE,PERHAPS THE LAST VAMPIRE. INFERNAL FIRES,... INFERNAL FIRES RAGING THROUGH THE COLD RED MYST, OF BLOOD,AND MY LOINS ON FIRE,... BUT THE POWER OF THIS BLOODY MYST IS A VAMPIRE'S SPELL, "THE BLACK EDGE" TO TAKE YOU TO A DEPTH UNDERNEATH FIREY HELL, AND THAT TORCH IS AN INFERNO, AND IS MORE ETERNAL THAN HELL IS, SOME JUST LIVE AND DIE SOME JUST BLEED, BUT AS FOR THIS VAMPIRE ON LOVE AND BLOOD, I MUST FEED.

Why Is It??
MMM this been in my mind for the longest.... Why in hell guys love woman that love to controling them??? I think it's sad that happens. Only time i think it should be allow is in the bedroom at times lol. But if the girl wouldn't let the guy go out with his fucking friends or anything fun. THAT is a lesh on the guy to the fifth power.. And I am a female saying that... What do you think????

Sick N Tired
i'm really pissed off right now and today i'm very manic... was fine and all of a sudden i just wanna punch a hole in the wall. i'm so fucking sick and tired of being sick and tired. i don't really care if anyone reads this or fucking cares. i don't give a fuck today because i'm so fuckin' tired of caring so goddamn much about so many fucking things and getting shit on. STOP SHITTING ON ME PLEASE and i'm probably talking to myself anyway so GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR i need to take a jog.

~~my Private Part Died Today~~
My Private Part Died Today! An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong. "Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Goldstein, "My Private Part died today, and I am very sad." Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my condolences. The following day, Mr Goldstein was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy. "Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that! Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas." But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Goldstein, " I told you yesterday that my Private Part died." "Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?" You gotta love this!!!!!!!!!!! "Well, he replied, "Today's the

What Is A Son?
What is a Son? A son is a warm spot in your heart and a smile on your lips. In the beginning, he is charmingly innocent, putting his complete trust in you. He comes to you for a hand to hold and for the security only your arms can provide. He shares his tales of adventure and knows how proud you are of his discoveries and accomplishments. All his problems can be solved by a hug and a kiss from you, and the bond, you share is so strong it is almost tangible..... Time passes, and your innocent little boy starts to test his limits. He lets go of your hand to race into the midst of life without thinking ahead or looking both ways. His problems have grown along with him, and he has learned that you can't always make his life better or kiss his troubles away. He spends much of his time away from you, and though you long for the closeness you once shared, he chooses independence and privacy. Discoveries and accomplishments aren't as easy to co

Yep Fill It Out Please!
Promise me you will not put ur phone number down unless your going to send this in private 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fav Color: 4. Are you a virgin? 5. Are we friends? 6. Do you have a crush on me? 7. Would you kiss me?...with tongue? 8. How freaky will you get ? 9. Would you enjoy it? 10. Would you ever ask me out? 11. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 12. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 13. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 14.Would you walk on the beach with me? 15. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 16. Do you/have you talk shit about me? 17. Do you think I'm a good person? 18. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? 19. Do you think I'm hot? 20. If you could change anything about me? 21.would you marry me? 22.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? 23. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? 24. What do you rate me

To All Who Are Bi-polar.
I was told by the docs that I was bi-polar a couple of years ago. I have been researching the condition since then. I found what the definition. Also realised that was how I was. This condition is not any fun for me. I have days that I am suicidal and others where I feel that I am on top of the world. I also feel a sense of never being satisfied with anthing. I have hurt loved ones along the way emotionaly. If you suffer like this and found a way to get it under control please talk to me.

We Break From This Program For The Following Bullitin For My Family/friends/fans (present And Future)...
Ok.. so some people haven't gotten it yet... I don't know why, it's in my blog and on my profile. That is, for the people who can and will read them! I am doing a study for a sociology class. We are doing media studies and this is mine. Someone just asked me if I didn't think people don't know who Jennifer Aniston is. Duh, who doesn't know who she is? Personally, she is one my favorite actresses and is very gorgeous. This is my tribute to her, I am a huge fan. Just so you all know.. I know that you all know who she is.. and I am not trying to be her!! Or use her pictures to pass off as my own... Thank you and please enjoy the rest of your scheduled programming! Please fan/add me if you show love, so I can be sure to return it!@ CherryTAP -Seana

Life
Life Life is a roller coaster. You can either Scream every time you hit a bump or You can throw your hands up in the air And enjoy it. There will always be ups and downs, Bumps and curves in this life. You might as well purpose to enjoy the ride. If you're waiting until they're all behind You to start enjoying life, one day you Will look back and see, that indeed, they WERE your life! Relax, enjoy that Which you have been given, and discover How rich and full life really can be, when You don't spend all your time fretting And worrying over that which you Don't have.

Your Face........
From the beginning of my life I have been looking for your face but today I have seen it Today I have seen the charm, the beauty, the unfathomable grace of the face that I was looking for Today I have found you and those who laughed and scorned me yesterday are sorry that they were not looking as I did I am bewildered by the magnificence of your beauty and wish to see you with a hundred eyes My heart has burned with passion and has searched forever for this wondrous beauty that I now behold I am ashamed to call this love human and afraid of God to call it divine Your fragrant breath like the morning breeze has come to the stillness of the garden You have breathed new life into me I have become your sunshine and also your shadow My soul is screaming in ecstacy Every fiber of my being is in love with you Your efflugence has lit a fire in my heart for me the earth and sky My arrow of love has arrived at the target I am in the house

The Scent Of You....
Your scent encases me My second skin It permeates everything All at once satiating While leaving me hungering for more Leaving me open Right down to my very core Your scent encases me Driving out the demons of memory For new paths to be formed Along their wake Cementing new paintings in place Ignoring the gossamer wings of time So easily torn Your scent encases me My every breath waiting To be set free Time obliging, abiding My whim To be within your breath Within your arms Surrounded by the trail of your secret, your soul Your scent encases me Holding fast their silken bonds And, oh rapture To be held by such luxurious tethers Held fast to your lust, your need Only matched by the flames within my breast The fires that only moments ago were mere embers Slowly, your breath on my skin, your scent in my hair, come to life Your scent encases me I am left in darkness No light does penetrate My only salvation, your whispered words I follow those so

Here We Go!
Ok I have so many wonderful friends, family, and fans that I cant keep the comments on everyones pages up. So heres what Im gonna do everyday im gonna take 10 of yall and write your names down and send u some comments and catch up on your pages of anything new that I might have missed. And then the next day 10 more and so on and so forth. I dont want any of you to think that I have forgotten about ya cause I havent! Just so many of you and Im VERY VERY HAPPY to have each and everyone of you! So keep an eye out for me I maybe stopping by your page soon. Love, hugges and Kisses! Me

New Contest
I think i am going to start my own contest it will be the Fastest SOW and your entered automatically Bitch if you think you can do what i do I wanna see it. Pink and i are gonna sell tickets this would be a money maker. Pink can we post the video of her trying to rescue someone on here. Only thing she can rescue is... hmm.. thinkin.. still think'n. OKa y i cant think of what she can rescue. Oh wait try rescuing urself from the buffet line MOOOOOOOOO

Simple Versus Real
A simple bastard will take you where you need to go. BUT...A real bastard throws you her keys, and say it needs gas in it! A simple bastard will tell you not to fight, it aint worth it. BUT...A real bastard will say, beat the fuck out that bastard & don't nobody think about jumping in! A simple bastard will tell another bastard know he can back the fuck up or get knock the fuck out. BUT...A real bastard will just run up on that bastard without saying shit & knock him the fuck out!!! A simple bastard tells you, he's had enough to drink. BUT...A real bastard tells you we need another shot, we bout to get fucked up and I'm buying! A simple bastard goes to the club with you and sits down. BUT...A real bastard goes to the club with you and say lets show these simple bastard how we get down. A simple bastard hates it when you call after they've gone to bed. BUT...A real bastard pops up at your house, talkin bout I know you aint in the bed, on a clubnight!

Did Ya All Hear....
There closing down all buffets resturants in Canada...cuz some fat oinker eats to much and there losing money. But i heard stock in Gas ex is up and Depends undergarments. Not sure why thinking that maybe when no name farts she shits herself. Speak'n of farts... never mind false alarm.

Who Wants To Fuck Me??? (lmao)
" The Punching bag" You are 86 fuckable! Yeah, you're fuckable. Probably fucked, too. You can be so wild sometimes that you may even be, well, how should I put this nicely, easy. Wild and kinky is good, but you should lean to use it in maderation. Hold out a bit when it comes to having sex with a new person. You don't have to let it all hang out! Sure, people want you, but it's probably because they know they could have you. It's ok to play hard-to-get once and a while. In fact, it makes you even sexier! This test tracked 1 variable. How the score compared to the other people's: Higher than 92% on humpers Link: The how fuckable are you? Test written by ShizzleBitch on Ok Cupid

How Smart Are You?
I got 10 of 11 correct! (It scores automatically, so if you decide to change your answer, it won't affect your score as it's already been counted) http://www.mikescomputerinfo.com/inteltest.htm

Will You
Walk me through this madness And tell me who I am Bourne the beleaguered soul Hold me till the sun sets Beyond my tired eyes Keep me sated through the pain Believing all the lies Tempted by a breath Escaped within a sigh The only unknow path Is the one that leads to good-bye 2L0B0M7

Yes...this Is Me!!!
The Sex Kitten You scored 62% sweet and 77% evil! The only thing you are more than sweet, is playful. You are a definite handful, and should probably find a lover who can keep up with you. Take care though, you have a lot of heart, don't let your naughty side get you hurt. This test tracked 2 variables. How the score compared to the other people's: Higher than 32% on sweetHigher than 96% on evil Link: The Sweet-Evil Test written by kmquat on Ok Cupid

W00t!!! Good Times And Bad Times, But I'll Make It Through!!!
well, things are official. I will be moving to the Baytown area around the 6th of April. I'm so excited...I will be in a one bedroom apartmen with my dog and working still at a Petco as a groomer. Although i'm a little uneasy about it since today b/4 i went to go get my hair done, my mom asked me to look for a dark or black dress or skirt to be able to wear to a funeral. My grandmother ((aka Mimi)) is getting worse everyday with her cancer. we don't think it will be much longer b/4 she passes. It's really starting to hit me now, and i hope it doesn't sound bad of me that i really hope and pray that it's not aroundd the same time that my grandfather ((her husband)) past last year. b/c last year we layed him to rest on my birthday. so if you don't hear from me for a while or see me around on here but i don't talk much, u will know why. i know that some of u might say that i don't seem to be very talkative much anyway or send comments often, but i've also been busy with making myspace lay

I Miss U Jomer!!!! U'll Always Be In My Heart!! >3
It's crazy how life can be sometimes...and how the the good are taken @ such a young age. Only the good ones leave us early...is what i was told many times before. And it seems like i'm losing all of my homies..whether it's by getting shot, getting sick, commiting suicide or tragic car accidents. Because of all this it makes me think a appreciate life more. Life it to precious to waste...so live ur life to the fullest , dont take anything for granted and be thankful for all ur blessings!!! ALWAYS WEAR YOUR SEAT BELTS!!!!!! For those of u who r reading this and dont really know why i posted this...read the article i'm posting below so u can understand more! I recently lost a close friend of mine to a tragic car accident a few days ago. And haven't really figured out how to deal with the pain i feel. So i'm expressing it thru writing and talking to other close friends and family. ***Monday, March 19, 2007*** Crash kills Lake Forest man Jomer Baguinon, 19, was ejected from

Mental Illness........
When we are born we are taught certain things that carry us all through our lives. Like the boogy man that will grab us if were in the dark, the dark were strange things and people hang out, and vampires. So as we grow we become afraid of the dark, shadows that move and arent suppose to, monsters under our beds, going into the bathroom for fear that something might be outside the door waiting to grab you, baths because we might get sucked down the drain, and the list goes on forever. Then you get into your early teens, your told that there nothing in the dark that isnt there in the light, theres no such thing as monsters, there is no vampires, shadows are just trees blowing in the wind, voices just cant come out of nowhere, and you have to take responsiblity for what you do, and what you believe. As you grow even more the voices never go away, the shadows still move and you dont have any trees, being afraid of the dark because what if, coming out of a closed room for what you m

Keep Them Votes Comin
DEB AND HER GANG ARE AHEAD HOW THE HELL THEY GOT THERE I DONT KNOW RUMOR HAS IT THEY ARE USING SOME PROGRAM THAT MAKES NUMEROUS COMMENTS AT ONCE. DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS SUCH A THING. BUT PLEASE LETS SHOW EVERYONE THAT A SINGLE MOM CAN STILL BE A HOTTIE AND STILL PUT HER LIFE AT RISK TO SAVE OTHERS. EVEN IF I WANNA LEAVE THERE ASSES IN THE LAKE HAHAHA

Moved - Yeah! & Computer Died - Damn It!!
got a kickin new place that "F"in blows everything else away Wanted to show off pics BUT My "F"in puter bit the big one I have to use my hubs rite now to let you all know i am not on much do to the sudden death my my computer .. as of this past friday ((hugs)) & loves to all Be back soon as I can *Lilith Reign*

May The Good Lord Bless You...
was what someone told me tonight in discussing suicide attempts of her daughter... and without missing a beat, I said, "and may He bring you and your daughter peace!" Sometimes, I just don't know where I find the words to say to some of these folks.... and, yet.... I always seem to. :D

Wtf Am I Thinking
NOT REALLY SURE WHAT IS GOING ON WITH ME RIGHT NOW... AND I REALLY WISH I KNEW OR COULD FIND AWAY TO FIGURE IT OUT... I AM DATING TRUELY THE BEST GUY I HAVE EVER MET, AND HE DOES EVERYTHING HE CAN TO MAKE ME HAPPY BUT THERE SEEMS TO BE SO MANY STUPID LITTLE THINGS THAT HURT SO MUCH AND I TRY TO FORGET ABOUT THEM REALLY BUT I CANT AND THEN I END UP DOING OR SAYING SOMETHING WRONG... I FEEL LIKE I AM STARTING TO PUSH HIM AWAY AND THAT IS THE VERY LAST THING THAT I WANT TO DO IN THE WORLD... I FEEL LIKE IF I DONT FIGURE OUT WHAT THE F IS WRONG WITH ME I WILL LOSE HIM FOREVER.... I WANT TO GIVE HIM MY ALL AND TAKE EVERYTHING THAT HE IS GIVING ME... AT THE SAME TIME I WANT TO BE HAPPY ALMOST EVERYDAY AND NOT FEEL LIKE MY FEELINGS ARE UNINPORTANT AND WRONG... I DONT KNOW WHY I FEEL CERTAIN WAYS SOME TIMES I JUST FEEL UNHAPPY... I CAN SAY THAT I AM THE HAPPIEST I HAVE BEEN IN ABOUT 6 YEARS...

Published...a Peek Into My Soul.
A Memorie Today I thought of you ... I walked through my mind makein memories... Today I cried for... Because you were far away... Today is just one more day... In a life of a mother whoes child was Laid to rest I make the meories in my head I love from my earthly plain... Becasue I recived the gift of an Angel . Your love made me strong ,Your kiss made me feel, Your death it broke me ... Now i wonder were you real? I love you Baby blue the color of eyes shineing true. My Brittany Girl Momma misses you in memories i have in dreams I see... My Baby Blue with love so true. Lisa Osburn Copyright ©2007 Lisa Ann Osburn -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Click Here to Rate My Poem

My Twins Lose...
Love I watch as you get sicker. I watch as you fall. Always smileing, Never admiting you are sick. And i cry for the woman you were, I scream this isn't fair. You My Sister, Is dieing. With something rageing in your blood. Leukemia they say, You just smile and walk away. Thanks for the news. I'll be ok. Chemo,you say no. Radiation,and you say no. Pills,you say if i must. And i cry. Because you are stronger than I. And I Love You. But Most of all, I'll miss you. Lisa Keith Copyright ©2007 Lisa Keith -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Click Here to Rate My Poem

5 New Bulletins
hey all i have 5 new bulletins posted check em out and dont be afraid to answer. also it will help my time go by when i reply. because if you didnt know i got laid off yesterday and it sucked big time. not only did i get laid off but so did my mother :( so please make a girl happy and reply back thanks

A Heart's Only Belief
“A Heart’s Only Belief” There’s a stillness in the air, though my heart beats fast. For I can find no inner peace and there’s no escaping the past. I want to let go of you to move on to better things. To delude this emptiness that only your memory brings. It’s been so long, you should be far from my mind. But looking close upon my heart, your name I still find. I’m left with questions that will forever be unanswered. And a burning in my soul, that my heart finds absurd. I want you and need you, more than the air I breath. For I love you as if it’s the only thing I’m capable to believe. Original Poem by The one and only Eli

Woohoo!
So I have successfully deleted 115 people from my friends list so far, I have about 195 left to go. I really wish the site would let you delete more than one person at a time. My hand is already sore from all the clicking. I think ill be done for tonight and finish the rest tomorrow.

Reflections
Brilliant sunshine streamed into the master bedroom, between the cream coloured curtains, that were swaying gently in the morning breeze. Following the warmth of the sun was a slight trickle of cold air, which seemed to dance across the exposed areas of the two companions sleeping soundly. Slowly their bodies reacted to the change in temperature, from the musky heat of the night, to the fresh morning breeze, and their bodies became entwined, sharing their natural warmth. Nestling her head into the curved shoulder of her lover, Sarah slowly reached up and rubbed her eyes, before resting her gaze on James. "Good Morning sexy" she whispered, not wanting to wake him yet. James had recently begun work as a solicitor in a law firm in the city, and at present was working almost 16 hour days, and she had been busy organising a wedding for the last year, so they hadn't spent much time together. "You look so beautiful" she murmured, as her slender hand stroked the dark brown locks of his hair

7 Reasons Not To Mess With Kids
7 reasons not to mess with children. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl repli ed, "Then you ask him ". A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her dr

Pinch My Nipples
:Keep this in mind when you have something to return and the store gives you a hard time - A woman went to a BIG W service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming, "PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!" The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front of a growing crowd of customers. The manager comes to the woman and asks,"Ma'am what's wrong?" She explained the problem with the toaster, and he also told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screamed, "PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!" and doing so draws an even bigger crowd! In shock, the store manager pleads, "Ma'a

"unconditional Happiness"
"Unconditional Happiness" Happiness is not the result of favorable conditions. That's backwards. Favorable conditions result from happiness. So what does it take to be happy? Nothing more than a mere willingness to be happy. Happiness comes from the way you respond to life. There are people who have every reason to be miserable, but who still live with happiness and joy. In every life, there is room for happiness. Everyone has challenges. Everyone has disappointments. Yet they do not have to get you down. True happiness comes not from the absence of problems. True, enduring happiness comes, in spite of the problems. Happiness is not a reaction, it is a choice. Let it be yours...

Love
u know its customary to tell someone u love them b4 u hang up i always sit one hte line waiting for the i love u ... normaly when u know so,meone u care about is upset u try and be more affectionate but i just wait .. and u just say bye

On The Heart Of Darkness
Time to attempt to write some more.. lets hope I can find something interesting to talk about / worth you reading... As I write I'm, to some degree, dealing with a kind of low grade depression... a "gray dog" if you will. I would describe this as a kind of occupational hazard of the artist's path... I don't make art for money, I make it for passion.. but it's hard to live on passion alone... That is we, as humans, have a whole lot of different needs.. it depends on the "need" really.. sometimes depriving ones self of.. certain hedonistic pleasure can have benifitial results.... But other things.. can be damaging to your being.. and the starving artist's path is one where you.. well you often are in a position where you have to make choices and.. live with the consiquences.... I suppose I could take you into the heart of this darkness... but I'm not sure that that is where I want to wonder tonight... There are, it should be said, other worlds and layers of darkness

Deals A Deal...
ok ok heres the thing... i had a friend that use to send me something from the Amana colonies in Iowa and in return id send stuff to her... unfortunatly we lost touch with each other.. but ive kinda become addicted to it... so.... sayin that... if anyone has access to corn cob jelly and wants stuff from Aus in return.. let me know... we can work something out.. :D

What I Love In A Man
Passionate Beautiful Secretary, Hot Secretary Full Post View | List View I love handsome, very nice and not conceited men. I love to kiss a man when people are watching us, it turns me on. am into being physically fit, so I workout at Golds gym, I don't smoke or drink alcohol, it just numbs you up and isn't good for you. I love the feelings I get when I first fall in love, I love a good Infatuation or Crush, I get that when a man has a crush on me.I love drawing Pinup art, I started when I was thirteen, I love drawing Voluptuous women Like me Believe it or not, I really am an old fashioned girl when it comes to Love, I may talk a big story. But when it comes to love I love when a man opens the door for me, holds my hand when we walk in the mall. And I love public displays of affection I love hugging my man in a park or in front of people, it really makes me hot, and feel tingly all over.

Marinated Chicken Breasts
Marinated Chicken Breasts Welcome the new season with this quick and easy chicken entree. If the first day of spring is particularly balmy, you might even break out the grill! If not, just use the broiler or an indoor grill. Servings: 8 Ingredients: * 1/2 cup broth * 1 tablespoon extra-virgin olive oil * 3 tablespoons balsamic vinegar * 2 teaspoons Dijon mustard * 1/2 minced garlic cloves or 1 to 2 teaspoons garlic powder * 2 teaspoons sugar * 1 teaspoon crushed thyme * 1/4 teaspoon black pepper * Salt to taste * 2 pounds chicken breasts, boned and skinned (8 halves) Directions: Place all of the ingredients except the chicken breasts in a jar with a tight-fitting lid and shake well. Rinse the chicken breasts and pat dry with paper towels. Place the chicken and marinade in a locking plastic bag, making sure the chicken is coated well (using a bag saves on cleanup, but a shallow dish works just as well). Marinate the chic

A Poem I Entered Into A Mag ..
On 1/16/07, charri hensley wrote: IN WILD WAVES OF WET WHISPERS, YOU DRIP INTO MY GLOWING DREAMS.. I FEEL THE DEPTH OF YOUR PASSION AS WE TWO BEGAIN TO UNFOLD.. YOUR SOFT SWEET WORDS LIKE POISON.. I CANT STOP MYSELF.. I MUST DRINK IN ALL OF THIS ... YOU MAKE IT HARD TO GET PAST YOUR WAKING VIVID WANTINGS... TOUCHING YOUR LOVE, HOW IN THIS BLISS I AM AROUSED TO THE EDGE OF ALL YOU BRING INTO ME.. YOU DEEP INSIDE, YOUR PASSION FLOWING INTO ALL I AM, IN YOUR HANDS MY BODY SHAKES AND I AM COVERED WITH THE BLUSH OF MAKING LOVE TO YOU... TONIGHT ... FOR ALWAYS.. I BECOME

Alice (yet Another Poem Lol)
Alice Is this how Alice felt? Is this how life seemed through the looking glass? A world reversed of what it should be Caring turned to disinterest Loving laughter spun into an unsettling silence of a cold look Alice how did you survive such a cruel place Can you tell me its secrets? Would you guide me out of this nightmare that doesn't seem to end? We both promised forever Did I linger to long with the white rabbit? I ate no mushroom and took no potion Alice come back through the looking glass Show me where I went wrong How can I fix things in a world that makes no sense? Love and promise brought you through safely Alice tell me how what saved you has doomed me this night Did I not bow deeply enough to the Red Queen? Were my songs not sweet enough to charm the dragons? Mister Mad Hatter no I do not want any tea Alice where are you! Come back and show me the way through the rabbit's hole to return to where I belong How c

Why Can't I Forget? (lol Guess Hat Yes Another Poem)
Why Can't I Forget? The nights whispers a constant reminder of what was lost Each rustling leaf seems to mock a choice made Why can't I forget? Each smile making me remember a happier time A time that included him Memories were supposed to bring happy moments to mind Yet they turn treacherous every night as I lay in bed Replaying each loving kiss and gentle caress I had thought my choice was right and well made Not expecting the regret that besieges with a stream of endless tears Everyone says to smile and let life go on How can life go on with a heart that no longer cares to beat in rhythm? If time heals all wounds how much longer must I wait? Perhaps some broken hearts are never meant to mend Forever trapped in a circle of regret and pain Once I took solace in the moons silvered glow Comforted with its constant presence Now it's nothing more then a reminder of a love that was ended to soon Careless words and actions breaki

The Knight Of The Old Ways (you Guessed It Another Poem)
THE KNIGHT OF THE OLD WAYS THERE ONCE WAS A KNIGHT OF THE OLD WAYS TALL WITH HAIR THE COLOR OF THE EARTH FAIR OF HEART AS IN DEED GENTLENESS WAS HIS WAY HIS EYES LIKE THAT OF A SPRING MORN HIS HEART WAS PURE HIS HANDS GENTLE HE KNEW THE CODE OF HIS KIND HE WAS ONE OF THE FEW WHO OBEYED THE LAWS OF OLD HIS ARMS A HAVEN OF SAFETY A PLACE I CAN HIDE FROM THE WORLD FROM THE PAIN OF MY PAST AND THE UNCERTAINTY OF THE FUTURE A FRIEND I MUST STAY FOR HIS CODE OF THE OLD WAYS HIS HEART BELONGS TO ANOTHER HIS KISSES NEVER TO BE MINE TO BE SEEN AS A SISTER NEVER A LOVER I SMILE DESPITE THIS KNOWING HIS PURE HEART SHALL STAY UNSTAINED BY MY THOUGHTS SUCH THOUGHTS A MAID SHOULD NOT HAVE I WATCH HIM FROM THE SHADOWS PRAYING TO THE GODS FOR HIS SAFETY JOY FILLS MY HEART SEEING HIM RETURN LONGING TO RUN TO HIM LONGING TO THROW MYSELF UPON HIM KEEPING MY CONTROL I WATCH HIS LOVE WELCOME HIM HOME W

My Lovers Embrace
MY LOVERS EMBRACE the rain gently pelting the ground beating in time with our hearts gentle caresses smooth my worries away the soft cry of a owl echoing softly in the distance reminding me we are secluded no one can harm us here in out lovers paradise his gentle kisses telling me of his love holding me tightly as though he will never let me go safety and warmth is what I feel soft sighs escaping my throat as tension leaves me his hand always there for me to hold his smile always guiding my way when im in his arms we have no need to speak his soul knows mine like it is one lovers always soul mates and friends what would I do without him how would I live secluded in his arms is where I pray I always am safe from the world and safe from its pain secluded with his love forever love safety and happiness forever ours

Survey About Me
Finish the Sentence:My favorite place to be is::at a good METAL show with friends I am::ME I love::METAL I am afraid of::CLOWNS (no really i am) I wish::bush would be impeached I would like to ban::Emo,Rap and Numetal music from existance I am annoyed by::Christians who feel the need to preach My favorite song is::i have way too many favorites I am most vulnerable::when im DEAD I am happiest when::with my friends at a good metal show, or when im sleeping My best trait is::my advanced knowladge of all things METAL I can always be counted on to:: be there for a friend Everyone thinks that I am::probablly a Sereal Killer, or just insane They think this because::there idiots I'd like to meet::George Carlin Life is::life Love is::no comment Marriage is for::ones who love eachother and want to spend the rest of their lives toghter Fast food is::for the most part crap, some good Let's go::not sure Just get it::not sure Sex is for::umm anyone lol Sex is best::with someone you like lol I am mo

Obession (last One For Now)
Obsession Each waking moment my arms long for yours to hold me, your lips brushing over mine in a fierce kiss of branding How many years and life times have i known you, yet each seem to slip away before I can claim you Once a gentle sweet love now your surrender is my obbsession waiting ,watching, dreaming blood rushing through my viens with its bitter sweet call of victory soon ill have you my love Your kisses growing more and more hungry, as though enternity will never be enough to quench your thirst the thrist of my lips and body, even my soul your mind accepting my thoughts and ways each touch more and more brazon you play a game with me you can not win your body soul and mind will be mine! I accept nothing less life times have gone by, each one longer and longer til my soul screamed Bewitching and enchanting youve stolen my soul, the price is yours in return Tormenting, pushing, struggling will pitted a

Kaneva
hi there everyone.how would you like to join a place where you can meet people and hang out with them in a 3d world.you can make ur own person the way you want,buy a apartment,go clubing,make your on club,buy all kinds of stuff.then go to kaneva.com and sign up.its a very kool place to hang out and talk to people.

Blind Man In Biker Bar :)
BLIND MAN IN A BIKER BAR >>> >>> A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. >>> >>> He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. >>> >>> After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna >>> hear a blonde joke?" >>> >>> The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky >>> voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I >>> think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should >>> know five things: >>> 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. >>> >>> 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. >>> >>> 3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate. >>> >>> 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional >>> weightlifter. >>> >>> 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. >>> >>> Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that >>> joke?" >>> >>> The blind man thinks for a s

Ponderisms
Ponderisms I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to? In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" Who was the first person to say, "See that chi

Natural Highs.... These R So True
1. Falling in love. 2. Laughing so hard your face hurts. 3. A hot shower. 4. No lines at the supermarket. 5. A special glance. 6. Getting mail. 7. Taking a drive on a pretty road. 8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio. 9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside. 10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer. 11. Chocolate milkshake (vanilla or strawberry). 12. A bubble bath. 13. Giggling. 15. The beach. 16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter. 17. Laughing at yourself. 18. Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you 19. Midnight phone calls that last for hours. 20. Running through sprinklers. 21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all. 22. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful. 23. Laughing at an inside joke with FRIENDS 24. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice abou

Micky D's Is Tired Of Their Mcjob Reference
Good Morning. It’s 65 degrees out in the shade, color me happy. Well it’s shaded out because the sun rays have yet to dance across the landscape of Michigan and tickle the shores on the ways to Illinois. In the News today McDonald’s is all up in arms over the term “McJob” Apparently their tired of the definition of that word. noun: (slang) a low-paying, dead-end job. Well, fancy that. The article goes on to say that 10% of Americas work force at one time held a job at the fast food empire. Hmmm, imagine that. They are tired of people just using it as a stepping stone. Well, let us just review the facts. Shall we? Mostly always it would be a first time job for a child still attending school. That’s a fact. I would rather see little Bobby or Susie working there slinging burgers and fries and splling cokes and shakes on the floor or the counter. Then holding a job at the Nuclear resistor plant. Since you need to be 35 to be President of the United States that job is out of the questio

At Least Someone Does
At least someone does 1. ? : At least 1 pearson in this world love you so much they would die for you. 2. ? : At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. ? : The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. ? : A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. ? : Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. ? : You mean the world to someone. 7. ? : If not for you, someone may not be living. 8. ? : You are special and unique. 9. ? : Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 10. ? : When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 11. ? : When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world. 12. ? : When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner then la

Over Sexed Doctor
Doctor Dave had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day ong. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go, Dave." But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality whispering: Dave.............................. Dave........... You're a Veterinarian, you sick bastard!

So Excited!
This is almost all over now! Goin to take a shower and then to see what the verdict is ... I swear, we owe his lawyer HUGE for this! I mean, it IS his job, but still ... the man has done wonderous things for my brother too and just continues to astound me. Either way though, this afternoon I should have good news ... and it's not going to involve years or even months!! :)

Heartbeat
i walk along darkness all around soft footed i am carefull not to make a sound a cold chill will greet you as i come so close to hear you breathe a slight intake for i am unlike most a creature of uncertainty a pleasureable being wings of black unfold my kisses reign a crimson red tide to make you cold

Get Away From My Deer!
It was Saturday morning and Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go bag the first deer of the season. He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he finds his wife, Alice, sitting there, fully dressed in camouflage. Jake asks her, “What are you up to?” Alice smiles, “I'm going hunting with you!” Jake, though he has many reservations, reluctantly decides to take her along. They arrive at the hunting site. Jake sets his wife safely up in the tree stand and tells her: “If you see a deer, take careful aim on it and I'll come running back as soon as I hear the shot.” Jake walks away with a smile on his face knowing that Alice couldn't bag an elephant -- much less a deer. But not 10 minutes pass when he is startled as he hears an array of gunshots. Quickly, Jake starts running back. As Jake gets closer to her stand, he hears Alice screaming, “Get away from my deer!” Confused, Jake races faster towards his screaming wife. And again he hears her yell, “Get awa

Jealous People..can't Have Fun...lol
Ok I was Hopeing this would not have to happen....But Yea....I got the Jealous Man of a Women...rating me a 5 on a photo. guess to get my attention..I would have rated that photo a 3....LOL.....Then he leaves a comment about how his woman does not need to see my distasteful naked pixs..and her son saw them too and so on and so forth.....Well number one....The woman faned me.....Invited me...and rated my photos 10s...with sexy comments....and started a chat in the Shout box.....Never a mention of kids or an Old Man....Ha Ha. Number 2 all my naked photos are for friends and Family and marked NSFW.in folders stating that excact thing..So why is her computer open to her son....AND number three....Be real....I am.....I have stated plainly who I am on my Page......Most people do....Oh boy I would have loved to be the fly on the wall when he talked to her....So in the end...I blocked them all.....and hope like most Cherry Tappers out there we can All Have some Good Clean Fun....If naked is y

Why I Like Making Friends On Ct!
Common wisdom has it all wrong. Familiarity doesn't breed contempt; if anything, it develops affection. Go about your ordinary routine with an extra sense of delight. Everyday company can become extraordinary.

In Luv With Mummin
I think i have just found my new calling on Cherrytap! Im gonna turn into a mummer hahaha! Naw i just think that its excellent that ya can get a vote on whatever questions u got running through ur head.

Stupidness
OMFG!!! ARE PPL REALLY THAT STUPID? DO THEY REALLY THINK THAT JUST CAUSE YOU ARE ON A PUBLIC SITE WITH A "PRETTY" FACE THAT THEY CAN JUST BUY YOU WITH SWEET WORDS THEY FIND IN POEMS OR HEAR FROM SOMEONE ELSE.FOR SOME REASON THERE ARE ALOT OF THEM ON THERE THAT FORGET HOW TO READ WHEN IT COMES TO PROFILES IM SO SICK OF FAKE PPL,PPL THINKING THAT I OR MOST WILL FALL FOR THEIR GAMES AND LIES. SO FAR THIS MORNING ALONE I HAVE HAD 6 THAT HAVE SAID JUST ABOUT THE SAME THINGS ONE JUST BOLDLY ASK WHEN I WAS MOVING IN WITH HIM LMFAO!! WHERE DO THEY COME FROM WHERE DO THEY GET THIS SHIT?? ANYONE WITH ANSWERS LET ME KNOW..MAYBE IT'S JUST ME THAT IS STUPID?? I DONT KNOW. HELP!!!!!! PLEASE????? THANKS

"friends"
Growing pains Broken chains A sad melody Falling tears Listening ears A friend just for me Reaching out Sharing doubt When life gets me down Hands to clutch Gentle touch Can turn me around Spoken words Softly heard Cognitivity Holding tight Loving light Calm serenity To all my friends........"THANK YOU & I LOVE YOU"

Flying
A man was flying from Seattle to San Francisco. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes. Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind. The man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because her Seeing Eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her throughout the entire flight. He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached her, and calling her by name, said, "Kathy, we are in Sacramento for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your > legs?" The blind lady replied, "No thanks, but maybe my dog would like to stretch his legs." Picture this: All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off

:c
well, they couldnt do the stent on my dad because hist arteries are severely blocked. they are going to have to perform open heart surgery and the recovery time on that sucks. my moms pretty devastated by this and looks like im gunna have to start doing more to take care of everyone. but i dont mind. im probably just not going to have time to hang out with anyone anymore; atleast till my dad is fully recovered, which could take a few months at the very least... >.

Never Apologize
Never apologize for pursuing what makes you happy. Even if you need to quit your job or move across country, always do what you really want. Never apologize for giving your best in a relationship that just didn't work out. Never apologize for being successful. Only haters want to keep you at their level. Never apologize for crying. Wear waterproof mascara and express yourself. Never apologize for treating yourself to something special.Sometimes you have to show yourself some appreciation. Never apologize for leaving an abusive relationship. Your safety should always be a priority. Never apologize for keeping the ring even if wedding bells won't chime. Never apologize for setting high standards in a relationship. You know what you can tolerate and what simply gets on your nerves. Never apologize for saying NO. Never apologize to your new friends about old friends. There's a reason she's been your girl from day one. Never apologize for ordering dessert. Or

Another Day Another Tissue...
Ok I have given the heck up..I guess this cold loves me so much it hates to part with me ha ha!!! I have been thru 3 boxes of puffs in a week and a half..Is there a doctor in the house??? I seriously need one..And make him hawt!!! MUAH!!! Chele

Fool #22 (by Outlaw Angel)
YOU PLAYED ME FOR A FOOL FOR REASONS UNKNOWN TO ME I WISH YOU WOULD HAVE LET ME BE. YOU PLAYED YOUR GAME, OK YOU WIN BUT YOU HURT MY FEELINGS IN THE END. YOU PLAYED ME FOR A FOOL YOU HAD YOUR LITTLE FUN BUT YOU COULD HAVE BEEN MAN ENOUGH TO TELL ME YOU WERE DONE.

I Thought Our Love #63
I THOUGHT OUR LOVE WAS WORTH A FIGHT BUT NOW I SEE I WASNT RIGHT. I THOUGHT OUR LOVE MEANT SOMETHING TO YOU AND THAT YOUR LOVE WAS REALLY TRUE. I THOUGHT OUR LOVE WOULD LAST FOREVER BUT NOW WE ARE NO LONGER TOGETHER.

Need To Meet New Friends
I am still not sure how to use this site ,so ladies please add me as your friend. I am 39 single never married,no kids,and live alone. Hit me up with some comments or friends request so that I can find out how to work this site. Thank you Alan

Children On The Question Of Marriage
hmmmm Children on the question of marriage - Young minds foresee a difficult future HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY (1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. Alan, age 10. (2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. Kristen, age 10 WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? (1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. Camille, age 10 (2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married. Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age!) HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? (1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. Derrick, age 8 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MUM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? (1) Both don't want any more kids. Lori, ag

A Synopsis Of My Religious Journey
I mentioned before that one of the earliest religious memories I had was of some preacher setting a book (supposedly the bible) on fire, closing it to extinguish the flames, then reopening the book and the flames still burning. For a young kid (six or under), that was cool, but I still didn't believe in that bullshit they were teaching. Heck, the only reason I went was because my friend invited me. (Also, the Coke machine would give back your money if you pressed the button and the coin return at the same time.) :-)The next time I encountered religion (other than on money and in the Pledge of Allegience) was when I joined the Boy Scouts. In the Scout Pledge and Scout Oath, we said we worshipped god. I seriously thought this was a "Nudge, nudge, wink, wink," kind of deal, since nobody seriously believed in that crap. I figured that all churches were basically just social gatherings, rather than a group of people who believed.My parents became Buddhists when I was in high school.

Everyone Who Is My Friend..
I DROPPED OUT OF THE CONTEST THIS AM BECAUSE IT WAS RIGGED. THE LEADER HAS OVER 8000 PTS. THE TWAT WAFFLE RUNNING THE CONTEST WAS TELLING ME THERE IS NO COMMENT BLOGGERS BEIN USED FUCK THAT. THANKS TO A CERTAIN SOMEONE I REALIZED THAT I DON'T NEED A CONTEST TO TELL ME I AM HOT OR TO PROVE I CAN DO WHAT I AND STILL BE SEXY. SO TO ALL OF YOU THANK YOU IT MEANT ALOT TO ME. *** THANKS TO A VERY SPECIAL FIREFIGHTER*** BTW... the man running the contest said he would love to here your thoughts on the contest. So plz drop him a line and tell him what u feel about cheaters!!!

Attention...attention...amber Alert
Tennessee state police have issued a State wide amber alert. There is a missing child named Andrea Montoya. She went missing at 2:45pm yesterday. and she was last seen in Gatlinburg at the river terris hotel in the laundry room wearing a purple coat and grey jogging pants. she is 3 ft tall and weighs 96 lbs. She is originally from florida and is here on vacation with her grandma and mother. a white jeep cherokee with florida sunshine license plate was seen circling the area. Please Repost this... She was kidnapped just yesterday. it will take 5 seconds to repost.. What if someone sees this that knows something and a grandma and mother get their kid back. how great would that be? so please just take 5 seconds out of your day to read and repost

My Love
MY LOVE FOR YOU ISSO STRONG, NOTHING CAN POSSIBLY BREAK THROUGH. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. I KNOW THAT ITS NOT WRONG. WHEN I HEAR YOU SAY THOSE SAME WORDS TO ME, ITS LIKE A BEAUTIFUL SONG. FROM THE FIRST TIME WE MET I KNEW MY LIFE HAS CHANGED. THE FIRST TIME WE SAID I LOVE YOU ITFELT SO GREAT. I NEVER KNEW THAT ONE DAY IT WOULD MEAN AS MUCH AS IT DOES TODAY, AND IT WILLAWAYS MEAN MORE CAUSE ALL MY LOVE STORES IN MY HEART FOR YOU TO HAVE AND TO HOLD. IM SO BLESSED CAUSE I KNOW THIS ISNT A GAME, BUT I WONDER IF U DO. YOU ARE MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN A BEAUTIFUL SUNRISE OVER THE OCEAN, YOUR LOVE FOR ME HASALWAYS BRIGHTENED UP MY DAY SO MUCH MORE THAN THERAYS OF THE SUN EVER COULD. BUT EVERYDAY WITHOUT YOU BY MY SIDE IS SUCH A LOUSY RAINY DAY, IT RAINS EVERY SECOND IM WITHOUT YOU HERE. AND IT CAUSES SO MUCH PAIN, BUT I AM SAIN. IM SO GLAD THAT ITS TRUE I WILL ALWAYS HAVE YOU. MY LOVE FOR YOU IS ENDLESS, I DONT KNOW WHERE THE END IS. RIGHT NOW IM SO RESTLESS CAUSE ALL I WANT IS YOU BY MY SIDE LIKE

Brain Rot
Not all blog experiments are successful. The Hoopee Holler Gazette is such. Too long and boring. Have to spice up the blogs with some raunchy talk. Give it some fire. I will return to the shorter blogs. Too much reading will contribute to brain rot. I am positive of that. I used to read alot. Look what happened to my considerable brain? It has begun to rot from the decay of all that worthless knowledge. All the bullshit you learned in school. Most of the stuff you never will use during your lifetime. Thar are two ways to get ahead in this competitve world... Brown Nosing and Blow Jobs! Now you know why I am a failure!

Sacrafice: Is It Possible?
In life sacrafice is part of our daily routine. Should I have this or that OR should I sacrafice those two entirely and have this later? We may not realize it but sacraficing things are necessary if we want to follow something or be with someone. One thing that I dont understand is why somepeople choose to not sacrafice their security and leave their comfort zone and just follow what their heart tells them. If I sound like a hippie...too bad. Im not a hippie, but Im mostly talking about relationships. Ive watched couples and talked to them and ive realized that in someway or another one or both had to sacrafice something to be with the one that they love. They really didnt regret their decision because they said that it was something that they wanted to do in order to be happy with that other person. Another thing is that people become so engrained in their surroundings and dont venture out and try to find something different. Its scary I know that because Im scared of it. Home

Free Web Hosting Info
After considerable waiting for www.110mb.com to get their systems upgraded my patience is getting thin as their completion dates keep getting pushed further. Really how can you beat 2GB of web hosting space for free right? In the mean time: I'm looking for FREE hosting as I learn and experiment with new ways to make web pages. Sounds cheap I know but I pay for hosting already for my companies main site. I have one site built in CSS ready to go, I just need somewhere to drop it so I can see how it will perform online and not just native on my machine. If you know of or use a free hosting site that is worth while please let me know. Thanks

Job Security
i am in the middle of job hunting and enrolling in college so that my family cna have what they need throughout life. the problem is is finding a job with job security and once we've found a job that has that will they give it to us. and if they give it to us are we going to end up like my brother who went through 6 years of college in order to be gauranteed a job with security only to find out, in doing so there is no room for advancement. so what then is job security? the fact that your job will never be sent over seas, or the fact that you will always have a chance to move up in the company and in your life?

If U Dont Have Integrity .....keep It Movin
i jus want to say if u cant keep ya word or be REAL bout shyt ... dont try to even holla i dont got time for it ... if u cant have enuff respect to do that keep it movein plz .. thanks ... had to express and make that known .. thanks everyone have an awesome day :):)

Hey Ya'll
Hey Ya'll, Just wanted to let ya'll know that everything is back in tune in life and I am finally taking a trip to WV, to chairbear's for the weekend...Not sure if I will be back on b4 sunday or not, but know that I will miss ya'll... Don't forget to stop in and continue to show your love, cause that's the main thing that has gotten me through the past month...You All...Don't forget to show chairbear some love too, if she's not already on your list, she is on my family list as THE ONE AND ONLY CHAIRBEAR.... I tried to show everyone a little love b4 I go, and if I missed you, I do apologize and will make up for it when I get back... Again, I love you guys and hope all of you have the best weekend ever...See ya when I get back... Big huggs and kisses to all ~ Sadie Grace

Family Skeletons
I mentioned a while back how my wife's stepfather is in prison for a crime he shouldn't be in prison for in the first place. (He supposedly was put in prison for taking money with the intention of not doing the work he was paid for. When another job he did heard about this, they tore the bathroom SFIL did do down with the hopes of suing for a lot of money.)My mother-in-law was on the phone with my wife last night and MIL told my wife that she (MIL) thinks SFIL molested my wife's daughter years ago when the girl lived with MIL and SFIL.My wife then reminded her mother that she (my wife) told MIL that SFIL made "inappropriate comments" to her.I haven't absorbed the facts yet, but when I do, it'll probably be good for him that he IS in prison...tag: abuse, prison, crime, revenge, family-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!

The Man In The Glass
THE MAN IN THE GLASS (Author Unknown) When you get what you want in your struggle for self And the world makes you king for a day, Just go to a mirror and look at yourself And see what THAT man has to say. For it isn't your father or mother or wife Whose judgment upon you must pass, The fellow whose verdict counts most in your life Is the one staring back from the glass. Some people might think you're a straight-shootin' chum And call you a wonderful guy. But the man in the glass says you're only a bum If you can't look him straight in the eye. He's the fellow to please, never mind all the rest, For he's with you clear to the end, And you've passed your most dangerous test If the guy in the glass is your friend. You may fool the whole world down the pathway of years And get pats on the back as you pass, But your final reward will be heartache and tears If you've cheated the man in the glass.

What You Give
Well I'm currently in a little local band thats getting started as the lead guitarist and singer. Just a rock band, nothing too heavy or anything... yet. I've got an audition for another local band being the drummer. But right now what has my fancy is the Jackson I ordered off the net! Niiiiiiice axe, for only 700 USD! All the shit that I've been through dosent matter anymore, because I've found some new strength inside of myself. Some new desire to be more than anyone ever imagined. I've completely overhauled my guitar tones, favoring analog from the digital effects of past encounters with each other. All that shit that I was put through the last few months, all the heartache and pain, and all the bad times have led to this new strength. I love the power. Last night, I had this feeling as I was sitting on the beach at like 9 at night. This feeling that it should be remembered for something great, that the night would unveil a secret I could not have ever realized by myself.

Small Matters
At the center of Your being, You have the answer, You know Who You are, And You Know What You Want. What Lies Behind Us, And What Lies Before Us, Are Small Matters, Compared To, What Lies, Within Us.

Sexy Salute Contest Winners
Final Points Standings - 1) Fruitie - 2,214,283.68 points 2) T-Ro - 2,208,800 points 3) Rockimunki - 623,397.6 points 4) Caterpie - 118,000 points 5) AngelEyez - 8445.6 points 6) Tinkerbell - 4975 points 7) Emerald Eyez Slim - 2897.28 points 8) Hey!Boss! - 400 points Thanks everyone for participating! All prizes will be credited within 24 hours. Because 1st and 2nd place were so close, both will receive blasts. Top 3 finishers will get bling (instead of the top 2 as advertised). Everyone will receive a gift as advertised. Thanks again, and next March look for the 2nd Annual Living Legend Sexy Salute Contest. More innovative contests will be coming. -Ben-

'lost'
SOMEWHERE IN THE DARKNESS, LIES THE TRUTHS AWAKE-NESS, OF PEOPLE CONFUSED, LOST AND ABUSED, ALL THEY CAN DO IS LOOK THROUGH HOLES PROTECTING THE WALLS, YEARNING TO BREAK THE LONELINESS THAT CALLS, FROM OUT OF THE DARKNESS FAR BENEATH, BECOMES THE SADDNESS WHICH THE MIND FEEDS, THE WHISPERS ECHO REPEATING GOOD-BYE, REMINDING THEM IN WHICH THEY CRY, THE LIGHTENING CRASHES, AS THE MEMORY FLASHES, BEFORE THEIR EYES UNLIKE ANY DREAM, SHOWING REALITY IN WHO THEY'VE BEEN, BEHOLDING A NEW DAY, WHERE NO ONE'S THROWN AWAY, THE TEARS ARE NEVER GONE, SO GOD,MAKE US STRONG, YOU DON'T WANT THE PAST TO CHANGE, YOU WANT THE FUTURE TO CHANGE, HAUNT YOUR PAST WITH WISDOM BESIDE PRIDE, LEFT BEHIND IN TIME,MADE YOU WHO YOU ARE INSIDE.

George Carlin's Rules For 2007
New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days . . . mowing my lawn. New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Trout? New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: lucky bastards. New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're a dope. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men. New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: do you

So I Get This Message....
So i get this message last night on myspace From this chick thats with one of my friends.. She starts askin me how i know him, if i hung out with him, if i fucked him.. Then tells me shes his Girlfriend.. So What do i do... Even though Im hurt by this.. I tell her No.. I only talked to him online.. And that was it... I mean it really doesnt get much more then that But Thats my reaction.. SO then she tells me shes leavin him cause he lied to her and shit and i was just like do what u gotta do .. Now she wants to hang out with me.. Is this Crazy? i dont know i doubt i will.. But yea I bet hes gonna be pissed cause i know shes gonna tell him i told her he talked to me.. Well anyways.. Maybe before he freaks he'll see this.. TTYL TIFF

Happy Thursday!!!!
The weather is here, wish you were beautiful!! No really all of you are! I have met so many cook people on here. (A few stick out more than other) Its spring and we are rocking at the shop! Big ride coming up April 1st, show are coming. It is Great!! I hope everyone else is as excited about the warmer temps as i am!! Have a great weekend!!!!!

The Teddy Bears
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to her place, and as she shows him around her apartment, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears. Hundreds of small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, medium sized ones on a shelf a little higher and huge bears on the top shelf along the wall. The man is kind of surprised that this woman would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but he decides not to mention this to her. After a night of passion, as they are lying together in the after glow the man rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?" The woman says, "You can have any prize from the BOTTOM shelf."

Corporate Lessons!
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road. He stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest had a look and nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthfully slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at him and immediately said, "Father, remember psalm 129?" The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself to remove his hand. However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her leg. Further on while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again Said, "Father, remember psalm 129?" Once again the priest apologized. "Sorry sister, but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun got out, gave him a meaningful glance, and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible and looked up psalm 129. It Said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glo