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Walmart
Tuesday is going to be a big day for me, I get my money finally, and I am going to go and buy a laptop, Digi SLR cammy, and a TATTOOO!!!! woot woot. Then go to class in pain. The pain is all worth it. My brother blew through his money quick, a 1600 dollar laptop for school, a 2700 dollar gaming computer, [super souped up, 2 vid cards] and he is going to get a car, [he can't drive yet]....woooot. well offf to wal mart I go, until 7pm. cya

Just Because
just because im divorcing him doesnt mean i dont stilve or care for him. i understand people out there cring abut what happens with me but i care about what happens to him too. he is in georgia homeless with no insulin or money ad noone will send him a bus ticket to come back , reguardless he will be going to jail when he gets back but at least in jail he wont die on the streets they will treat his diabetes there... im just babbling but i dont know what i can do. and i dontknow why someone has to be angry with me because i care about people

Newfoundland Women, Gotta Love Em.
Newfie Women..... Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed to be done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away. Jimmie had married a woman from Australia. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes,and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table. The third man had married a Canadian girl, a Newfoundland girl.. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal.

How To Be Real Erson At Cherrytap?
I am not stealing from anyone jus put and add it so sometimes people asked me how or dont know how to get salute pics? So i have to explian to them again and again so i took from post so I likes to take that explain very high clearly!!!!! What is a CherryTAP Salute and how do I make one? A salute is a candid photo of yourself proving to the world that you're the real person behind your CherryTAP profile. Your face should be clearly visible, along with a clear HAND WRITTEN note with the following three things: 1. Your SCREEN NAME, 2, Your Member ID number , (which is located in the end of your URL address; www.cherrytap.com/user/22) 3. AND, the words: CherryTap.com or LostCherry.com. *Photoshopped or any ¡°type¡± print set will NOT be accepted. *Grainy and barely legible salutes will NOT be accepted. *Salutes placed in a PRIVATE album will NOT be accepted. If you would like, the following items will be accepted as a complimentary add on to your Salute: Yo

Hiatus
Taking a hiatus for a lil while, those few on here that have other forms of contacting me may use them. Hope everyone has had a great weekend and has a great week. BTW, I don't have MSN anymore guys so don't try to contact me on it ;) Oh and Happy Birthday to my brother George, 33 today woooooohoooooooo you old fxcker hahaha. love you. Miss me, I shall miss a select few of you.

Sand & Stone
Two friends were walking through the desert. During some point of the journey, they had an argument; and one friend slapped the other one in the face. The one who got slapped was hurt, but without saying anything, wrote in the sand: "Today my best friend slapped me in the face." They kept on walking, until they found an oasis, where they decided to take a bath. The one who had been slapped got stuck in the mire and started drowning, but the friend saved him. After he recovered from the near drowning, he wrote on a stone: "Today my best friend saved my life ". The friend who had slapped and saved his best friend asked him, "after I hurt you, you wrote in the sand and now, you write on a stone, why?" The friend replied "when someone hurts us we should write it down in sand, where winds of forgiveness can erase it away. But, when someone does something good for us, we must engrave it in stone where no wind can ever erase it." Learn to write your hurts in the sand

What Kind Of Kisser Are You
You're an Expert Kisser You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettableWhat Kind of Kisser Are You?

Sex Recipe
SEX RECIPE Ingredients: 2 Loving eyes. 2 Loving arms 2 Well shaped legs 2 Firm milk containers 1 Fur lined mixing bowl 2 Large nuts 1 Large banana Method: Look into loving eyes. Fold in loving arms Spread well shaped legs Squeeze and massage milk containers gently until fur lined mixing bowl is well greased. Check frequently with middle finger. Add banana - work in and out until well creamed. Cover with nuts and sigh with relief. Cake done when banana becomes soft. Be sure to wash mixing utensils and don't lick the bowl! P.S. If cake begins to rise, leave town immediately!!!

"unanswered Prayers"
SOMETIMES I PRAY FOR GOD; TO ANSWER A CERTAIN PRAYER. AND AS IT'S LEFT UNANSWERED; I WONDER IF HE'S THERE! LISTENING AS I ASK; FOR THINGS THAT I WANT OR NEED AND THEN MY EYES ARE OPENED; SO THAT MY HEART CAN SEE. THAT GOD WILL ALWAYS ANSWER; OUR PRAYERS, IN HIS OWN TIME. MAYBE NOT THE WAY WE ASK; BUT WHAT'S BEST FOR US DOWN THE LINE. SO I TRY TO STAY PATIENT; AND REMEMBER GOD GIVES TO ME, EVERYTHING THAT’S NEEDED; UNTIL I CAN FINALLY BE. WITH HIM WAY UP IN HEAVEN; WHERE EVERYTHING I'LL SEE IS AS PEACEFUL AND PERFECT; FOR ALL ETERNITY. BECAUSE GOD IS THE ONLY ONE; WHO KNOWS WHAT IS BEST. AND WITH UNANSWERED PRAYERS; OUR FAITH HE PUTS TO THE TEST.

Kinda Figured We Was Friends
In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a >tight mini skirt was waiting for a bus. > >As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her >skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first >step of the bus. > > >Slightly embarrassed & with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached >behind herself to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give >her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to >discover that she couldn't. > >So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip >her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step. > >Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. > >With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a >little more and again was unable to take the step. > >About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked h

R.i.p. Little Buddy
I wrote this back in July 7 2006 But I feel it needs to be posted again. I've always thought that it was hard to write about the loss of someone and it's harder if it'ssomeone you know. I've found out today that not only is it hard but even harder to right about a child. My nephew lost his 3 year old son last night and it is going to be hard on veryone that knows little J.D. J.D. was a very loving kid who loved to play and help his dad and mom. At gatherings he would play with the other kids and even find a way to get the adults to join in the fun. He always did what his mom and dad asked him to do, Even if it really should not have been done. (Mostly dad's doings.) He lived a very short life, but in this time he taught us all what love really means. He reminded us that no matter how old we are we are never too old to have fun. He reminded us that no matter what kind of trouble we ay find it will always turn out OK in the end. And with all this he has reminded us of a few last

What Color Is Your Passion?
Your Passion is Yellow You're a total sexual shape shifter. You possess a complex sex drive and are very adaptable. Of all the colors, you are the most likely to be bisexual. While you the most passionate, you are very open minded.What Color Is Your Passion?

Survey With Balls
This myspace survey has balls... Do you? 1. How many people have you had sex with in 2007? One. 2. Weed, coke, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, x, k, peyote, mushrooms, opium, hash....out of these 12 drugs how many have you done? One. 3. Ever cheated on a GF/BF? Nope. I confess that I was once the "other woman," though. His gf had already cheated on him, and they'd talked about breaking up, but it wasn't official yet at that time. Oddly enough, I now talk to her more than I talk to him. :) 4. Ever paid for sex? Unless you count paying for dinner. :) 5. Ever been married? Yes. 6. Ever been divorced? Yes. 7. If you had to pick one, what's your favorite sexual position? Missionary. 8. Do you own any guns? I've never really even seen a gun. Yeah. I'm not originally from western PA, OK? 9. Craziest place you ever had sex? I stick with nice comfy beds or couches most of the time, and I have no exhibitionist tendencies. 10. Ever been to rehab? Nope. 11

My Birthday
Your Birthdate: November 24 You understand people well and are a natural born therapist. A peacemaker, people always seem to get along when you are around. You tend to be a father or mother figure to friends, even to those older than you. You enjoy your role, and you find that you are close to many people. Your strength: Your devotion Your weakness: Reliance on others for happiness Your power color: Lilac Your power symbol: Heart Your power month: June What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

Just Something To Read And Think About...
On a Saturday night several weeks ago, this pastor was working late, and decided to call his wife before he left for home. It was about 10:00 PM, but his wife didn't answer the phone. The pastor let the phone ring many times. He thought it was odd that she didn't answer, but decided to wrap up a few things and try again in a few minutes. When he tried again she answered right away. He asked her why she hadn't answered before, and she said that it hadn't rung at their house. They brushed it off as a fluke and went on their merry ways. The following Monday, the pastor received a call at the church office, which was the phone that he'd used that Saturday night. The man that he spoke with wanted to know why he'd called on Saturday night. The pastor couldn't figure out what the man was talking about. Then the man said, "It rang and rang, but I didn't answer." The pastor remembered the mishap and apologized for disturbing him, explaining that he'd intended to call his wife. The man said,

Hey Friends
Come check out this new lounge my friend has. hes an awesome guy. and a really good guy to talk to. come by check it out. its called krazys place. hes got all kinds of good music in there all the time. so come by and check it out.

Survey About Me
Odd Facts about MEDO YOU SNORE?:yes LOVER OR A FIGHTER?:both WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?:Car accidents AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?:yes WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY TV"?:cool DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?:no WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?:of course HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?:not for me WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?:white DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?:yes HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?:thats like hanging from a tree!Lol ANY SECRET TALENTS?:sing and play the piano WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?:virgin islands HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?:yes HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?:no DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?:yes HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?:i don't know CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?:never tried it HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?:no ARE SPEEDO'S HOT?:no WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?:cool IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?:yes DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?:yes WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?:nothing WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU":today IS TUP

Watch Out.
Hi there to all my CT friends, i just want to point out that sometimes people are not what they are. This person sent me really lovely poems, however poems which he classed off as his but was written by someone else. I am sure that he has many "friends" on CT and who really think he writes all these poems for people...however he may do. But in my case, it wasnt. ..................... this was what he wrote on my comments page, which is still posted on my homepage:- "Hello My Angel, I was looking at your pictures, and realized just how Beautiful you really are? And so much like a Beautiful Rose in bloom. So, that inspired me to write you this little poem. A White Rose... The red rose whispers of passion, And the white rose breathes of love; O, the red rose is a falcon, And the white rose is a dove. But I send you a cream-white rosebud With a flush on its petal tips; For the love that is purest and sweetest Has a kiss of desire on the lips." This

My Fears Have Manifested
What do you know, I am left without a place to stay. I was unable to borrow any money from the few friends I seen this weekend. Now I am lost and upset wondering what to do. I got to see some great friends that I have missed terribly and apparently they missed me too. I didn't get any new ink but managed to talked to my tattoo artist. I don't know what to do.

This Morning
On my way to work this morning I dreamed of you.I layed my head back, closed my eyes and then there was you.You held my face in your hands you leaned over me you looked into my eyes and then you brushed your lips across mine your tongue outlined them and then you pressed your lips on mine soft at first then deeper until you received the response you were seeking. The response of my embrace.

I'm Freeeeeeeeeeeee
Woohooo today was my last day working for McDonald's!!!! Yesssssssssss!!!!!!! After almost 9 yrs I finaly get away. Now don't get me wrong i've had good days and bad days there. But I just can't live off of the hours or lack of hours at that store anymore. Which is why I got the job at N.E.W. 40 hrs a week, great pay, great benifits. Which also means I'll be leaving WaKeeney too and moving to Hays. That will probly be another month max before i do. But hell yea Monday I start the new job!! Woohoooooo. And in other news, My buds 3x7 seam to be getting a good buzz going around and I feel that all I've done in pushing their name and spreading the word about them is starting to work now. Which I hope cause these guys rock and deserve to be notice. Start looking for these guys playing in your home town soon cause this summer is going to be a busy one for 3x7. Now if you excuse me I got some beer to finish off from this weekend. Listening to: 3x7- To Better Memorys (Demo)

Practice
it's been about three weeks since i've jammed with my drummer, ivan - and FINALLY today - were going to jam for a bit which will be alot of fun!! we'll probably do some more recordings! so yea - hopefully everyone had a goodweekend so far.

The Treasure
Once there was a pirate, who sailed across the seas in search of a treasure. There were many treasures to be found but none was what he truly desired. Upon the return from another journey he found himself in a new but strangely familiar place. He knew the treasure was here, where he had been so many times before. He heard others speak of the treasure, never realizing, this was the one. The treasure remained hidden on a beautiful island, one he dares to venture onto, wary of the sacrifices necessary to be worthy of the treasure. The pirate sails the surrounding waters, protecting and caring for the treasure. He patiently waits for a day when he can be one with this treasure and his true journey begins. Everything worth having requires work and sacrifice. These are what make things precious, these are what makes us keep and care for what we have been given.

10 Reasons To Date A Military Man
1. BY BEING IN THE MILITARY, YOU KNOW THEY HAVE DEDICATED THEIR LIFE TO MAKING THE LIVES OF OTHERS BETTER. 2. WHEN THEY ARE OVERSEAS, YOU CHERISH EVERY E-MAIL, IM AND PHONE CALL. EVERY SECOND OF THE TIME YOU SPEND WITH THEM IS SPECIAL. 3. THEY HAVE TO STAY IN SHAPE, SO THEY ALWAYS HAVE A GREAT BODY. 4. ALL THE BUILT UP ANTICIPATION WHILE WAITING FOR THEM TO COME HOME. 5. YOU LAY IN BED AT NIGHT LISTENING TO THE VOICEMAIL OF THE ONE CALL YOU MISSED FROM HIM. 6. GIRLS, MAN IN UNIFORM... YOU ALL KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT. 7. HAVING A STRONG, BRAVE MAN WHO SHOWS HIS FEELINGS TO ONLY YOU. 8. SEEING THE SMILING FACES OF THE LIVES HE HAS CHANGED IN IRAQ, THOSE ARE PRICELESS PICTURES. 9. HAVING A REASON TO ACTUALLY WRITE A LETTER AGAIN. AND WANTING TO HUG THE MAILMAN WHEN HE BRINGS YOU A LETTER FROM HIM. 10. KNOWING THAT YOU HAVE AN AMAZING MAN LEADING AN AMAZING LIFE. WHEN HE STEPS OFF THE PLANE, FINALLY COMING HOME TO YOU, WORDS COULD NOT DESCRIBE THAT FEELING.

Last Wishes...
Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what a thoughtful and wonderful man her late husband had been. "Sidney thought of everything," she told them. "Just before he died, Sidney called me to his bedside. He handed me three envelopes. `Tillie,' he told me, 'I have put all my last wishes in these three envelopes. After I am dead, please open them and do exactly as I have instructed. Then I can rest in peace'." "What was in the envelopes?" her friends asked. "The first envelope contained $5,000 with a note, 'Please use this money to buy a nice casket.' So I bought a beautiful mahogany casket with such a comfortable lining that I know Sidney is resting very comfortably. "The second envelope contained $10,000 with a note, 'Please use this for a nice funeral.' I arranged Sidney a very dignified funeral and bought all his favorite foods for everyone attending." "And the third envelope?" asked her friends. "The third envelope contained $25,000 with a not

Close Your Eyes And Go Back...
Close your eyes, And go back . . . Before the Internet or the MAC, Before semi-automatics and crack. Way back. . . I'm talkin' bout hide and go seek at dusk. Sittin' on the porch, hot bread and butter. Eatin' a 'super-dooper sandwich' (Dagwood) Red light! Green light!! Chocolate milk. Lunch tickets. Penny candy in a brown paper bag. Hopscotch, butterscotch, doubledutch, Jacks, kickball, dodgeball, y'all! Mother, May I? Hula Hoops and Sunflower Seeds, Jaw breakers, blowpops, Mary Janes. Running through the sprinkler!! I can't get wet! All right; well, don't wet my hair....) The smell of the sun and lickin' salty lips.... Wait. . . Catchin' lightening bugs in a jar. Playin sling shot and Red Rover. When around the corner seemed far away, And going downtown seemed like going somewhere. Bedtime, climbing trees, a million mosquito bites and sticky fingers, Cops and Robbers, Cowboys and Indians, Sittin on the curb. Jumpin down the steps, Jumpin on the bed. Pillow fights. Being tickled to dea

Hello Spring Is Here!!!!
HELLO TO MY SEXY FRIENDS OUT THERE!!! HOW WAS UR WEEK AND WEEKEND.. MINE WENT OK. MY FRIEND OF 3 YRS IS NOT TALKIN TO ME FOR NOW.. HIS PISSED AT ME.. FOR WHAT REASON I DONT KNOW. HE GETS THAT WAY SOMETIMES. I HELP HIM MOVE ALL WEEKEND LAST WEEKEND EVEN STAYED UP TWO NITE TO HELP HIM UNPACK.. AND HE TREATS ME LIKE THIS. WILL FRIDAY HE CALLS ME EVERY NAME BUT A WHITE WOMAN IN THE BOOK.. AND IM REALLY HURT ABOUT THAT.. I FEEL LIKE HE DOES NOT RESPECT ME.. SO NOW WHAT DO I DO? PLEASE GIVE ME ADVICE ON THIS ONE.. REMEMBER WE HAVE BEEN FRIENDS FOR 3 YRS.... SHOULD I GIVE HIM IS SPACE?

Beautiful Stated - Short & Sweet
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin

Mad World
All around me are familiar faces Worn out places, worn out faces Bright and early for their daily races Going nowhere, going nowhere And their tears are filling up their glasses No expression, no expression Hide my head I want to drown my sorrow No tomorrow, no tomorrow And I find it kind of funny I find it kind of sad The dreams in which I'm dying Are the best I've ever had I find it hard to tell you I find it hard to take When people run in circles It's a very, very Mad World Mad World Children waiting for the day they feel good Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday Made to feel the way that every child should Sit and listen, sit and listen Went to school and I was very nervous No one knew me, no one knew me Hello teacher tell me what's my lesson Look right through me, look right through me And I find it kind of funny I find it kind of sad The dreams in which I'm dying Are the best I've ever had I find it hard to tell you I find it hard to take When peo

~ Sin Is Sweeter Then Candy ~
~ Obsidian13 Lounge ~ Come out people from the darkside! Come Check out my Lounge for a drifferent kind of fun! ~ Sin Is Sweeter Then Candy ~ ~*~ Obsidian 13 Lounge Founder ~*~ Trance Enigma ~*~Obsidian 13~*~@ CherryTAP ~*~Maria~*~CT Fiancee Of Drew ~*~Owner of A.F.H.~*~And ~*~Obsidian13 Family~*~ Sexy Mama~*~Archangel Of The Family~*~@ CherryTAP

Pain
long for the day when the darkness claims me. I long for the day that the grim reaper comes for me He will take me away from all of this pain I will gladly lie down and let my body’s blood drain away I pray he will come soon and take me from my misery Please Death come for me soon I cant take the pain anymore Come for me and release me from the bondage of pain Ease my souls yearning. Please release me from the prison I am in. I beg you please come for me please Death come for me

Johnson Sucks!!!!!!
Just a rant on how much I REALLY can't stand that cry baby Jimmie Johnson.....He bite my white ass.....I know it's 'just racing' but when he pushes my boy, Smoke, out of the way....He can go fly a friggin' kite.....ARRRGGGG!!!!!!! Ok....better know.....I had my temper tantrum.... Have a nice weekend......*smiles*

Kids Advice To Kids...
Never trust a dog to watch your food. Patrick, age 10 When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him. Heather, 16 Never tell your mom her diet's not working. Michael, 14 Stay away from prunes. Randy, 9 Never pee on an electric fence. Robert, 13 Don't squat with your spurs on. Noronha, 13 Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to. Emily, 10 When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. Taylia, 11 Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment. Traci, 14 Don't sneeze in front of mum when you're eating crackers. Mitchell, 12 Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac. Andrew, 9 Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. Kyoyo, 9 You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. Armir, 9 Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. Kellie, 11 If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. Naomi, 15 Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. Lauren

Signs You Have Had Too Much Of The 90's
1. You tried to enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You email your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready and he emails you back asking, "What's for dinner?" 5. Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site. 6. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year. 7. Your daughter just bought a CD of all the records your college roommate used to play. 8. You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup to see if it contains Echinacea. 9. You check your blow dryer to see if it's Y2K compliant. 10. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home. 11. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have email addresses. 12. If you can't order it by midnight and have it delivered by noo

Seduction
Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you! Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter. You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you. You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover. Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives. Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours. No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover. What Kind of Seducer Are You?

I Don't Have The Answer.
I don't know where some of my real life friends got the idea that I have the answers to all their questions, but I get asked about things I really didn't want to know about. I have a friend, who was asking me about a problem she is having, that not only did I not want to know what it was, I don't know what to tell her. Apparently her husband tried to help with their financial problems by going out and turning a trick with a man. He came home and told her about it and gave her all the money he had made. At first she didn't believe he had done it, because no matter how he complained about how much his ass hurt, he apparently spent all day sitting on it without so much as a single squirm. That being said, however, ever since, he hasn't had an erection. So now she's starting to think he really did do it and that her problem isn't just did he cheat on her or not, but is he even straight. This one is way over my head. Not only will I never look at her husband the same way ever ag

A Little Excitement
please join me in my new lounge club fantasia is now open! come and join in some fun and great chat (over 18) no drama! http://www.cherrytap.com/lounge.php?l=6307 hope to see you there!!!!!! Kerry

Omfg! St. Patties Mayhem!
ok, so there may be pictures of me hitting the internet at some point... and were talkin not of my face! lol. ok, so i wore my kilt out, right.. well, of course i wore it traditional way, nothing on under it! god i love that! anyways... freggin, this chick comes by, picks up my kilt, and was like "omg, he is wearing it the real way" as she's shouting this across the bar to her girlfriends.... so her girlfriend comes over with her camera phone! lol. and starts taking pictures up my kilt and everything... freggin hillarious! lets just say, thank god i wore my kilt! THEN! THEN!!! LOL... The chick drags me into the ladies bathroom with her... shes like i'm giving you my thong. LOL. by now, i'm so piss ass drunk, i'm like "WWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" so she pulls her pants down, pulls her thong off, and hands it to me.... its a cute lil red one for anyone who really does or doesnt want to know! lol... dont ya know, i'm so piss ass drunk, I FUCKING PUT IT ON!! HAHA! and yes, i

Wicked Licks
Wouldn't it be wicked if you could go up and lick somebody you found attractive? I see a lovely face and the first thought that comes to mind is to just go up to them and lick their face!!! Comments? Complaints? Random thoughts of your own?

Hello Whats Up?
Well all is been a interesting year so far... with my newer job as Porter its been a rollar coaster some good days but not very many... So dropping and writing this blog to tell u im doing good.. and now i didnt dissapper..Just get on line at night time..and chill and chat..So ill drop by now that i get time off and on to be on at night... I Well drop a line here and there and say hi. I'll still be on cherrytap This site rock's!!!!!! Hugss later Carrie

Often Needed Information - Saved!
Yes folks! You too can read the much anticipated Tutorial Collection...lol! The only way to get the word out, is for reposts. Also, any suggestions as to what to add to my blogs is greatly appreciated. 1. Information for the masses. Some clickable links for the most frequently asked questions on here. http://www.cherrytap.com/blog/59708/244346# 2. Step by step salute making and submissions. http://www.cherrytap.com/blog/61392# 3. Underage Reporting Guidelines http://www.cherrytap.com/blog/61883 4. NSFW Flagging Guidelines http://www.cherrytap.com/blog/60737 5. NSFW Site Guidelines http://www.cherrytap.com/blog/60737/249509 6. Harrasment http://www.cherrytap.com/blog/63268 7. Fun Places To Visit on CT http://www.cherrytap.com/blog/49483 Through knowledge...comes enlightenment. Happy Tapping everyone. :=) Year of the Dragon T

My Dating Style??????
Your Dating Style:Committed Relationship You are all about being in a committed long term relationship. You are all about the love and security that it brings. 'What is your dating style?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Asshole Managers
I'm so sick and tired of working for asshole managers that think that just because they are in a higher position than you are that they can treat you like less of a person! I work my ass off but the bitch always has something to say that's negative. I wish for one day I can just kick the shit out of her without getting fired! I hate that fucking big headed bitch and can't wait till my assignment is over to move onto another office!!! If your tired of the same shit hit me up and tell your story!

Caught Having Sex????
NANCY was caught having sex! In the middle of the act, caught in the throes of passion at the dinner table ... you've been caught by Charles Bronson! 'Where Will You be Caught Having Sex?' at QuizUniverse.com

St Patricks Day
WHERE THE GOLD AT? I wanna know where da gold at! http://www.wherethegoldat.com/ Watch the video for youself and tell me if you see something green with a hat.. You gotta look very close lol.. and tell me what yall think about it!

My Sexual Zodiac.....
Libra You are so popular, you have your choice of hotties. You can easily charm anyone of your choosing, and you often come home with someone you picked up at the bar. Despite your forward and extraverted nature, you are usually submissive in bed. You like your partner to take the lead and show you all of their little secrets. Sex matches: Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

When I'm An Old Lady
When I'm an old lady, I'll live with each kid, And bring so much happiness...just as they did. I want to pay back all the joy they've provided. Returning each deed! Oh, they'll be so excited! (When I'm an old lady and live with my kids) I'll write on the wall with reds, whites and blues, And I'll bounce on the furniture...wearing my shoes. I'll drink from the carton and then leave it out. I'll stuff all the toilets and oh, how they'll shout! (When I'm an old lady and live with my kids) When they're on the phone and just out of reach, I'll get into things like sugar and bleach. Oh, they'll snap their fingers and then shake their head, (When I'm an old lady and live with my kids) When they cook dinner and call me to eat, I'll not eat my green beans or salad or meat, I'll gag on my okra, spill milk on the table, And when they get angry...I'll run...if I'm able! (When I'm an old lady and live with my kids) I'll sit close to the TV, t

Believe In Love
Being around with you is great dear Each moments spend with you seem sweet and wonderful Loving you and longing for your touch from far Is real tough dear, but I will always love you Even though I don't know what the future holds, but Valentine you will always be in my heart Everlasting with my love for you I am insane in loving you? You may ask No. You'll always have a special place in my heart Lasting with my love and devotion On the hidden paradise deep inside my heart Very special you will always be Endless loves for you till the end my dear.

If I Wrote A Blast...
If I wrote a blast, it would say something profound and witty, a thought for the ages for everyone to see because you have NO CHOICE but to read my damn thoughts...and so, if I were to compose a blast, it would say something like this: Rise against those that make you feel small. You can only be yourself, so celebrate it... We are the ones that will open your mind... leave the weak and the haunted behind. And simply leave it at that. Let people decide whether they want to rate words of wisdom. And if anyone steals that shit, I will know, and I will leave you angry comments. Lol, probably not, but I will be super pissed. *sigh* Enough word vomit for today.

None
You haunt me in my thoughts and in my dreams...Youre Unspecific ..Im in denial youre unattainable it seems With an extended hand and bleeding heart I will reach As you walk away leaving me breathless and without capabitiy of speech So random are my thoughts So loud are the voices I had to do this to you I was left without any choices Darkness encumbers the epitome of my soul I fade to black losing all control Sweat beads ..pulse races ..this is how it will all begin I clench my shirt and silently scream from within I gather myself.., wipe my head.., and refuse to cry I deny any further emotion for this is our last goodbye

So U Wanna Be My Lover?? Fill Out The Application First.
Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Are you a virgin? 5. How tall are ya ? 6. Do you like to dance ?? HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talk junk about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)[no sex]? 16.Would you let anything happen in that bed? 17.Do you think I'm handsome/cute ? 18. If you could change anything about me -would you? 19.Would you die for me? 20.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? 21. Will you post this so I can

"adult" "mature" Sites
Sometimes it seems like the word Adult has no place where it's used the most often. But I guess it would be too mucyh of a hassle to use the phrase - people 18 and over who still haven't grown out of the phase of life where their hormones are out of contoll. Or maybe people who really like stuff asscociated with sex. I'm not trying to be condascending here, but I don't think the word adult, necesarly coincides with what people use it for. What ever happened to the phrase, " act like an adult." ? or " Lets be adults about this. " Does that mean " Lets get naked. " ? or " lets have sex. " ? I'm not saying sex isn't something adults should be interested in, or that it's not adult for people to be interested in sex. I certainly don't think it's something limiited to adults, or necesarily true about all adults. I just don't like the automatic association beween the two words. Here's the somewhat condascending part maybe. There's movies and things that have " Mature audiences

The New Moon...
As the New Moon rises and the old does set, We send out for the 'new' with no regret... We set our paths to become strong, Learning from the ones we took wrong... We search for knowledge and sight to be clear... And we gather it all to conquer all fears... Blessed Be! written : March-18-2007

"the Push On/turn On"
Where I was weak before, I am strong. I am done being pathetic, And dragging along. Where I have once failed, I shall succeed. I will take who I was, And make him bleed. I will bleed the mother fucker dry! I won't be ashamed of you anymore. So it is time for you to just fucking die! I won't be ashamed of you anymore. You are the past, I am the present. Don't fight it, I'll make it quite unpleasant. I will chain you down, And I will fuck you up. Raking off your skin, Draining your blood into these cups. I will cut out your eyes, and tear off your ears. Fill your head with lies, And manipulate your fears. I will break you at the knees, and make you crawl. I will laugh at your screams and pleas, and watch you fall. This is the end of you, and the beginning of me. I will not be ashamed of you anymore! I will not be ashamed of you anymore! You can run and hide, or stay and die. That is your choice. Either way, You are done. But me, I

The Unsaveable
Solace succumbs me,feel the closing of my door, Emptiness, pain and regret will now follow YOU forever more. With this bit of solidarity youll never hear a sound, This self inflicted mutilation is superficial, its in my misery that I drown. Glimpses of you run through my head memries so bold, Lifelessly, hopelessly I lie next to this porcelin so cold. Noone ever answered my cries, as silent as they are I cant help myself anymore for these wounds do not scar. I fade into a place of solace a so silent and discreet, Victory is now yours, I wave my flag in defeat. Everything grows dark, the room is now a blurr, Desperate for inner peace I let my destiny occur. Grasping ont sanity I grit my teeth and hold tight, The room is spinning, my body curled in a ball I gladly loose this fight. My legs are numb, theres a faint knocking at the door, Its too late now let me perish here alone on the floor. Dont try and run for help, for there is none you see, You cant sa

Ok Who Has Really Done This Lol
Thursday, 09 June 2005 Autofellatio is a sex act wherein a male performs oral sex on himself as a form of masturbation. This is impossible for most men, but can be achieved by one both sufficiently "well-endowed", and flexible enough to perform a severe frontbend. On the other hand, flexibility, and thus the likelihood of achieving this, may be increased by various activities including gymnastics or yoga. The (presumed) equivalent act for a woman would be autocunnilingus, but would be more difficult to perform since the subject's head must move a greater distance. Unlike autofellatio, the existence of autocunnilingus is disputed. Autofellatio has been featured in a few pornographic movies, although it is not one of the more popular subjects. i think of myself as a very sexual, open to a lot of things experienced with sex..cant say i have done this though wants to know if anyone has..

Haunt Me
Trapped in my self created inner prison so dark and so cold, I fucking hate you, I ucking love you, Your presence lingers so bold. Ive been burdened with regrets what ifs and shame, Yet I hold my head high internalizing all blame. I despise my memory for keeping you around, I beg and plead with it coming to no common ground. Why do you haunt me? Why not leave me alone to shed my tears? Youre the reason for my hesitation, my senicism, YOURE the center of my fears. One day Ill stop this madness, find peace, my inner light youll see, One day youll be lonely and filled with remorse..,this is the day youll think of ME .........................TOO LATE!

Dad's Story.. Grab The Tissues, They Will Be Needed!!
>> >On July 22nd I was enroute to Washington, DC , on a business trip. It >> >was >> >all so very ordinary, until we landed in Denver for a plane change. As I >> >collected my belongings from the overhead bin, an announcement was made >> >for >> >Mr. Lloyd Glenn to see the United Customer Service Representative >> >immediately. I thought nothing of it until I reached the door to leave >> >the >> >plane and I heard a gentleman asking every male if he were Mr. Glenn. At >> >this point I knew something was wrong and my heart sunk. >> > >> >When I got off the plane a solemn-faced young man came toward me and >> >said, >> >"Mr. Glenn, there is an emergency at your home. I do not know what the >> >emergency is, or who is involved, but I will take you to the phone so >> >you >> >can call the hospital." My heart was now pounding, but the will to be >> >calm >> >took over. Woodenly, I followed this stranger to the distant telephone >> >where I called the number he gave

I Am......
What I am........I Am bisexual. Don't like it- Lump it~! And stop reading now!!!!!!!! I LUV eating pussy. Feeling those naked lips under mine and the sweet juices flowing onto my tongue..........I can't describe (to straight women) the feeling of taking a clit between your lips and hearing the moans you get. I always enjoyed giving head jobs, but that first time going down on a woman was incredible. The feeling of her hips writhing beneath me and seeing her tits heave and the little shudders building up in her belly....... Then we get to having MY pussy eaten,,,,,,HOLY SHIT! No matter how good a man is at what he does. he can NEVER- no guys, NEVER do it like a woman!!! A woman has a soft, sensual touch that a man just cannot compete with. The feeling of HER lips between my thighs and her tongue doing its little dance is indescribable....... And THAT is just the beginning.......

Weekends Over....
Well had a pretty good weekend...Paul made it home for a couple of hours then had to go on to Texas...Going to be back Tuesday or Wednesday..The puppy have made friends..Crazy Eyes is the same age as Lacey.. But alot bigger..Lacey a midget up to Crazy Eyes..Will post pictures soon of both of them..Had Claire this weekend she is feeling alot better..She been real sick..Had her at the hositpal twice in 2 weeks..But she back to her old self now...She loves the new puppies...Well need to go for now ...Bye and have a Great Week...

What My Hands Say About Me....
What Your Hands Say About You You are logical, analytical, and rational. You have good verbal skills. Flexible and broad minded, you can fit in to any situation. There's no telling where your life will take you. Practical and down to earth, you're a doer not a dreamer. You rather get something done than think about it all day. Your emotions tend to be well though out. You're willing to wait out a bad situation, and you're never too quick to act. What Do Your Hands Say About You?

Spring Cleaning On Cherry Tap
Ok so basically I have too many friends. I don't even know who most of them are. So I'm going through and deleting people... You will be deleted if... 1. You seem to be a real perv or just creep me out 2. If you are within 10 years of age as my Dad 3. If your profile seems to not be very active anymore 4. If you have like a billion friends and chances are you won't notice im gone

Luck And Power Test
You Are Balanced - Realist - Powerful You feel your life is controlled both externally and internally. You have a good sense of what you can control and what you should let go. Depending on the situation, you sometimes try to exert more control. Other times, you accept things for what they are and go with the flow. You are a realist when it comes to luck. You don't attribute everything to luck, but you do know some things are random. You don't beat yourself up when bad things happen to you... But you do your best to try to make your own luck. When it comes to who's in charge, it's you. Life is a kingdom, and you're the grand ruler. You don't care much about what others think. But they better care what you think! The Three Dimension Luck and Power Test

A Place In My Heart
I sit here tears running over my cheek,my thoughts of him are close to my heart it hurts,in my mind my thoughts yet are far away,even though the person I seek isn't all that far away,...but I bare this mostly alone,for what more love can I give that I Haven't already given,so my feelings of what love,passion and desire is real must remain in the shadows of time,until secret time will relent and come out from the shadows and I See your face as bright as the light off of an Angel for now he is m perfect angel,I miss him always,...And always holds a specail place in my heart. TAKE CARE.

The Signs Of Child Abuse [1]
Identifying Child Physical Abuse Identifying Child Physical Abuse By far, bruises are the most common injuries that children receive from child abuse. So, what are the most common sites that we see child abuse bruises? • Buttocks, lower back and back of legs – due to spanking. • Genitals and inner thighs. • Cheeks – due to slapping. • Upper lip and frenulum – due to force feeding • Ear lobes – due to pinching • Neck –due to choking • However, abuse injuries can be found anywhere on a child's body. Obviously, there are also areas that are commonly bruised in children. Protruding body parts are easily bruised and are used to protect the more vulnerable body parts. It is quite common for children to have bruises on their shins, knees, elbows and forehead. However, it is much less common (and deserves further questioning) for a child to have bruises on their buttocks, lower back, thighs, stomach or other soft tissue areas, ears and neck. Bruises in these areas are su

Not Bad Poker Playing
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This Weekend
Well I had a pretty good weekend. The love of my life came over to visit and we had a great time. He is so sweet. We went out to eat and to a concert. He always treats me well. He is still in the process of moving closer to me. It will be so great when he is officially over here. It's just always sad when he has to go back home but I know before I know it, we will be back together again. It seems like nothing can keep us apart for very long. We have had our rough times but we have always made it through. I just hope he knows how much he means to me. I tell him but I don't think he listens sometimes. Well time will prove it to him. Ok, enough about the mushy stuff! lol TTL

Read This F*ckers
its funny how some people think they can do anything or say anything and think they are safe just because they are at home hiding behind a screen. WRONG! its too easy to get you billing address from your isp number. dont think you are superman just because you dont know shit about pcs and the internet. alot of mother fuckers do. "beware my wrath".

Before Complaining...think Twice
SLEEP LAST NIGHT? Bed a little lumpy... Toss and turn any... Wish the heat was higher... Maybe the a/c wasn't on... Had to go to the john.. Need a drink of water... Yes.. It is like that! Count your blessings and pray for them Think of them... Protecting your freedom!

Poem
Encounter P.Daughter Still caught up in the wanting, body basking in last night memories; as I lie in bed with eyes wide open while my fingertip rhythm lulls me. So quick my awakening, feigning for a quick release; soft touches turns to strokes, your screaming, aching for an ease Dew drenched lips clutch, as I steadily descend into the nest; ambient wet sounds, rises and falls, strumming the jewel, in an arouse caress Beloved sensations on the rise just as I visualized you riding; till I am ambushed by the surge head thrown back, releasing. And I turn over lazily in bed, aromatic with the scent of sexual dew, lips glistening, thighs wide open still wanting you.

These Guys Were A Cut Above The Rest
Men sentenced for running castration 'dungeon' WAYNESVILLE, North Carolina (AP) -- Three men, including a former Topeka resident, accused of operating what police described as a sadomasochistic "dungeon" that included castrations have been sentenced to jail time. Richard Peter "Master Rick" Sciara, his partner of 20 years Michael Mendez, and the man they called their slave, Danny Carroll Reeves, pleaded guilty to felony castration and maiming. Sciara had worked as a physician's assistant at the Colmery-O'Neil VA Medical Center in Topeka from February 1976 to June 1999. Superior Court Judge Dennis Winner said it was difficult to call the dungeon's willing patients "victims," but he said six castrations performed there were certainly a crime. "I think this is a type of perversion that cannot be tolerated by society," Winner said during a sentencing hearing Thursday. In plea bargains, Sciara, 62, was sentenced to a year in prison, though he has served all but two weeks of that tim

Plz Comment And Let Me Know
all i want is a picea of fucking pussy from the girl ive been with for fucking 2 years am i a bad person? I dont know nemore she makes me feel like fucking shit but u must understand sex with her would be a diffrent from neother. One,shes a virgin and two,i actually love her but i dont feel like i can be with a girl who wont even fuck me as horrible as that sounds. I ask again am i bad person because i give in to my natrual instincts i dont know nemore i dont know nething nemore. Its all fucked up and if we break up i know who ill run to i know ill be able to get a picea of ass from this slut {ill leave her name out cause if u know me u know who im talking about}but thats it and i dont want that either. My girl would be perfect if she would just fuck me. My life would be perfect and not even really perfect just happy u know? If u read this and u have an opion about it just message me let me know what u think. Answer my question once and for all,Am i a bad person

Man Is A Genous
This guy is a freakin genius... I bolded some that stuck out to me :-) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This was written by a guy who has had years of experience. and he's pretty damn good. 1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house [without notice]...they run around in their underwear just like we do. 2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud. 3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the hat. 4. NEVER miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful. 5. DON'T refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous. 6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it. 7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in t

Guys Point Of View
Doesn't always mean your a PLAYER!!! From my point of view: We don't care if you talk to other guys. (like a friend) We don't care if you're friends with other guys. (just friends!) But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls you (and when they ask what are you doing when we're sitting next to you dont respond with "nothing just sitting around".....ur with ur f'in boyfriend), but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. ____________________________________________________ Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to co

Whatever It Takes
Whatever it takes to find a way some shit in the back of my head, but this is some shit I'll write instead feel like the world is throwing stones at me everyone has a bone to pick with me. its ok lets get back into the storm I feel like I got a drug problem that I'm not dealing to because I got enough problems and my solution is to stuff problems. and I'm sure something will go wrong with that I'm depressed lately and noone seems to understand. I'm depreseed latley sort of feeling regressed latley, like anyone notice the regress latley, look deep dont I seem stressed lately seemed disturbed alot of regress lately work for a company thats not within my company when all I need is some company the more and less I feel everyone is done with me. I would get into it, all I need is 10 minutes from them but I save that for teh growth Everryones got beef but I'm secure with me but its only beef I don't need security, want to get at me wanna go to war with me I got a hood of

Fed Up.
This past week has been off and on. Your typical week. Mission's gone wrong, etc, etc, etc.... Down to people who you can call " friends ". Friends dont act a certain way around others unless they are " emotional ". Amber and I both know who this particular person is, and if that person was to read this, that person just might understand what is right and wrong. Friends dont disrespect you talk down to people let people walk all over them trash their home be lazy talk shit about people behind their backs Friends are there for you got your back (thanks amber) there to listen to you (no matter if your drunk or not) help "straighten up" even if you had a long day let you vent and get things off your chest and much more which would take days to list How can some one be this way to other's when that person knows a shit load of your past history?!? Doesnt make any sence, but maybe thats just me. Maybe Im just to caring. You pop off to people and they autom

Mixed Bag
A Good Pun is Its Own Reword - He had a photographic memory that was never developed. - A plateau is a high form of flattery. - The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. - Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall. - Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine. - When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye. - Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis. - Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses. - Acupuncture is a jab well done. - Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat. - The poor guy fell into a glass grinding machine and made a spectacle of himself. - In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes. - A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. - Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft, and I'll show you a flat minor. - When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds. - The man who fell into

I Got Punched In The Nose For Sticking My Face In Other Peoples Business
You and me You know that we were always funny in a Car Crash sort of way Watch me bruise and bleed for you I always knew that I'd end up dead today.. today So I'm going to tear down the sky and all the dull stars tonight So I can stay hidden and live in the black. I hate being famous for my hits and never for my misses Bloody kisses from poison lips, leave lovers dead in ditches. So, pass another round around for the kids Who have nothing left to lose and for those souls old and sold out by the soles of my shoes then drag my corpse through the cities I never got to visit. Promise don't let me miss it. You and me You know that we were always funny in a Car Crash sort of way Watch me bruise and bleed for you I always knew that I'd die. That I'd die. Baby, the blood's already been spilled and no amount of crying will wash the red from your guilty hands but, what if I promised to hold on long enough to suffer?

T-r-a-v-e-l!!
in Greeley at last, it seemed like this trip would nevre happen, but now...it's has! so i am comfortable ensconced on the couch with Ms. Kathleen and Pat-a-rick watching Izzard and giggling ourselves sick...very cool. on the way back from the pizza place with our late dinner, we were shouted at by some guy in an explorer, pointing at we ladies and asking if we wanted a ride...he sat at a green light for like five minutes shouting unintelligibly as we waited for the light to change...trés strange. so yeah...here we are, having a lovely time. and you're not! ;-P

Racial Slur
I accually wrote this after I seen nassy's bullitin which pissed me off someone said a racial slur to her and must me sick in the head because its wrong..to do.. Why is it the first thing people use when they get mad at other is a racial slur? These are the people who are sick in the head they need a cure!!! What right do you have to judge another and call them out of there name No one has that right grow up its no ones problem but yours you are to blame.. One more person full of anger and hate. Why do they use a racial slur does it make them great? A person who uses race against another is nothing but deranged All people bleed the same I feel sorry for people who judge another like this they need to change.. Love one another no matter what the case may be If you use racial slurs then you have a problem I hope one day you see... Hate is something that eats you up inside and will not get you no were. If you shall love and respect one another you will fi

300
OMFG !!!! ... Good movie .. incredible CGI and slow motion through out the movie. Alot of Blood guts and gore. I think I will be trying to see this one in the IMAX very soon. The only problem is that it sells out the week before.

Need Some Fun In My Life
I need some fun in my life right now. I'm just so tired of workin all the time and not going out to have fun. I don't want to go out all the time cause I need to take care of my lil girl who I luv sooooooooooo much. I know what my responsablities are and I do the best I can. But sometimes I need to get out and party and do things just for me. I have a few friends but it's hard to get all of us together sometimes cause of work. Havin no man and seein both of my sisters happy wth their b/f's makes me kinda crazy. I just wanna be happy too this that too much to ask for?

Here's One Of Many...
I just had to post this one... It is pretty darn accurate... You prefer Rough sex! You like it ROUGH. Hard, great, wonderful slamming sex is your type of sex. More the product of lust than love - and utterly horny - rough sex is what satisfies you. 'What is the best type of sex for you?' at QuizUniverse.com

Gratitude
"Gratitude unlocks the fullness of life. It turns what we have into enough, and more. It turns denial into acceptance, chaos to order, confusion to clarity. It can turn a meal into a feast, a house into a home, a stranger into a friend. Gratitude makes sense of our past, brings peace for today, and creates a vision for tomorrow. " -Melody Beattie I am grateful for you! Wishing you a beautiful weekend.

Hello Blog World...
I never use blogs and it just occurred to me that this medium can be very useful to me and my life. I would love to share some things and bounce some ideas off the "reading world", while [hopefully] making some friends along the way. I'm not the literary type at all; I'm much more of a visuals and images kinda guy, so bare with me... **I'm struggling right now trying to remember all the goods I thought up while driving in from L.A. tonight... ways to utilize this blog tool... a diary, an advice forum, a place to vent, a think tank (what is that anyway? sounds cool), a place to get opinions and ideas, etc.** OK, back to blogging... In an attempt, primarily, to document some upcoming events in my life, I will be opening up my world for observation and critique. There's a lot of exciting things coming up on my plate and I want to bring you along for the ride... oh BTW,if you don't know me already, I'm NOR:) ...don't ask which, because there's JUST ONE NOR.

Poem 6
How can you ache and crave for someone's touch When you have never felt it? I do this for yours, though, And the yearning grows more each day I have never wanted anything in my life As much as I want you When you whisper such sweet love In my ear when we talk You make me melt into a puddle Of complete helplessness You have become my every waking thought And my every dream at night I breathe in so hard Trying to catch my breath when we can't talk I close my eyes so tight Hoping when I open them you will be there But I know I have to wait Until the time is right It seems so far away That I think I am losing my mind I want to breathe in your scent And keep it with me all day long I want to taste your love for me By kissing your sweet lips I want to feel your body next to me So when you leave for awhile I can hold on I just want you to know That I really do love you When the day comes and we are together You will alway

Once Upon A Star
I gaze up at the sky each night and find the brightest star. It's always waiting there for me so close, but yet so far. The star winks in the evening sky and reaches out to me. It magically appears each night for all the world to see. I've wished upon this special star my whole life through, it seems. I've closed my eyes and made my wish of hopes, and plans, and dreams. And then, one day I got my wish for I finally met you. You are that someone special who's made all my dreams come true. So now whenever we're apart I find that same bright star. It makes me feel so close to you no matter where you are.

Our Two Hearts Will Beat As One
Every second I spend with you Really is a dream come true. When I'm with you I feel so free I truly am as happy as can be. When I see you my heart races I could spot you in a million faces. Whenever the phone rings, Or my mobile dings I hope and pray it will be you Telling me your love is true. My life without you would be a mess I would be in total distress. So I'm sending you this to say I love you more with every day. Soul mates we are forever and ever Let's hope one day maybe we can be together Until our life here on earth is done Our two hearts will beat as one.

Freedom
Is there anything beyound this life I fear that is nothing for me . but yet I will jump freely into the abise of nothinness just to let my soul be free I see nothing left in this life for me nothing at all so alone and unknown but I soon will be free from all of this pain The darkness in me just grows and grows.. I feel nothing anymore as I slip into your hold so free is my soul nolonger in this world

Nights Like This
I see you standing there and slowly walk your way rehearsing in my mind just what I want to say. I'll compliment the way your dress offsets your eyes or some such likely thing that at the time seems wise. I'll ask you if you might just want to take a walk or if you would prefer to sit with me and talk. I'll listen while you speak and add things here and there I'll ask about your life tell jokes without a care. and then we'll take that walk on down near the lake shore then sitting on the beach I think we'll talk some more. As things keep going well it's not sure what I'll do I'm running out of things with which to impress you. Watching as the sun sets we'll sit there hand in hand and little by little rise up from the sand. Walking along the beach the stars are shining bright and with at my side it's a beautiful night. I can't believe the way events have gone tonight; I guess it must have been, truly, Love at first sight. It's time t

Core
CORE Self Imprisonment I Suppose somewhere inside me I yearn for freedom from That which holds me stagnant Over exageration turns underestimated Emotion.... Emotion. Why the urgency to hide and Slow the flow of that which could and perhaps will, imporve and Heal the burning inside I am protecting my Pain It is Mine And I so badly want to keep my pain to myself But in doing so I am hurting So Many who cross or care for me Aching for love and acceptance Only to throw you down in the latter Of Love & shared Love Yet Anger & guilt not shared between me & you You are blamed for all that is a mystery Within myself - Burning Oh I pray that I might someday Throw a blanket over that angry child If the strength is found within the core of my being his tears soak my heart & weight it down I am tired, I am numb & I am so very, very lonely I am...... ===== Layne Staley

Poem 8
There is so much I want to share with you, But my words are lost within me I have so many emotions How do I make you see Life is not that simple Hear this from my heart Our love will concur all As we stand here at the start. Not speaking to you is killing me You there and me here But one day soon that will change And I will finally have you near. The Angels they did send you The day that we met Our love will last forever As in concrete it is set Come fly, fly with me baby Oh come fly with me We can explore our love together And set our emotions free For the skies are without limits And the tree tops we sour too Perched upon a branch Our love is forever true I never meant for this to happen But I am sure glad it did Hearing your love and laughter Makes me feel like a kid Please never doubt my love What is shared between you and me Cause I am here to hold you You just wait and see But for now, I have to be patient And except our destiny B

Love Is ...
It's having someone to be with Someone you can't be without It's wanting to hold them every second That's what its all about. It's the happiness you feel When everythings gone wrong It's the way you sit there And think of crazy love songs. It's the sadness in your heart When you know their not there It's the safeness you have When you are feeling scared. It's the hope you have When everythings gone It's the dreams you hold When your alone. It's having someone to talk to When noone else is listening It's being so in love That nothing in your life is missing. It's knowing I love you And I'll love you forever It's thinking of you every second Thats what true love is!

I Want To Be With You
I sit here in the night Staring into the heavens above. Wondering if Im lucky enough To be given your love. Even though I met you Just a few days before. I have learned so much of who you are And thirst to learn even more. I want to share my world with you, All the smiles and all the tears. I want to learn to trust again; Something I havent done in years. You are very special to me, You have kindled something new. I want to feel loved in my life, I want to be with you.

Poem?!?!
“Sticky sweet, gumball pink, with a slight taste of a bit more. Innocence is something saved, savored, or faked. In the big room with the little chair, a smile to melt and eyes fluttering like fans ... Dear onlooker, guess which one I am [of the three]. A layer of clothing at a time, and it becomes more and more obvious ... saved, savored, or faked. Sticky sweet, gumball pink in the big room with the little chair.”

You Lie1
You Lie! I want you so much, I say I need you, and leave you no choice. You say you love me, You lie cause you don't want to hurt me, You lie cause you know how much I need and love you. You lie until you find a way to say goodbye. You wanna let go but you don't know if its right thing so you lie to buy you some time. You lie cause you don't wanna hurt me, You lie and its killing me, You tell me you love me but you lie. You should've just let go a long time ago. YOU LIE!

Being Strong !
Being Strong! Alone all again Pictures of you all around I'll never get over you Never wanted to be weak and let my feelings show. Being strong means not to lose self control. To hell with my pride I just wanna cry. Now that Your gone I'll never get over you. I just wanna cry.

Hate
There is too much hate in the world There is hate in the human heart Too many people hate based on appearance Too many people judge Too many people hate There are too many crimes of hate The word hate is too strong and too common

When You Say You Love Me
Music Codes - MySpace Layouts Like the sound of silence calling I hear your voice and suddenly I'm falling Lost in a dream Like the echoes of our souls are meeting You say those words and my heart stops beating I wonder what it means What could it be that comes over me? At times I can't move At times I can hardly breathe When you say you love me The world goes still, so still and silent When you say you love me For a moment, there's no one else alive You're the one I've always thought of I don't know how but I feel sheltered in your love You're where I belong And when you're with me if I close my eyes There are times I swear I feel like I can fly For a moment in time Somewhere between The heavens and earth I'm frozen in time Oh, when you say those words When you say you love me The world goes still, so still and silent When you say you love me For a moment, there's no one else alive And this journey that we're on How far we've come and I Celebr

Brokenhearted But Not Broken
You told me that you loved me, that I was your true love, like a fool i believed you, and fell in love with you. You told me that we would be together forever, that we had a love like no other, Like a fool i believed you, and fell in love with you. You told me that you would wait for me, forever how long it took. Like a fool i believed you, and fell in love with you. You told me that i shouldnt believe everything that i read on a page, that i should ask you, Like a fool i believed you, and fell in love with you. Then one day, you asked me about why i was friends with someone, and i told you why, but you didnt believe me, as i have always believed in you. You tell me that you think there's more going on then, what i have told you. You didnt beleive in me, yet like a fool, Im still in love with you. You broke my heart, without uttering a sound, you send me a message telling me you have nothing to say to me. You refuse to talk to me. So now I'm brokenhearted

Something Exciting My Way Comes....
Concordia University is actually re-locating to the old Schlumberger facility just down the road from me, quite literally! This is what they had to say on the first page of their webpage announcing this change: "The Board of Regents of Concordia University took a visionary step of faith on May 13, 2005, deciding to relocate its main campus. The new site was selected the following year and put under contract in July 2006. Closing on the property will take place in early 2007. Formerly owned by Schlumberger, an oil services company, the property was developed in 1987 as a research facility. The company closed the site several years ago and moved most of its research activities to Cambridge, England. The original Schlumberger site consists of approximately 440 acres of land divided into four lots. Nearly 250 acres of Lot 2 comprise a protected nature preserve. In addition, six buildings are located on Lot 2 consisting of 195,000 square feet of usable space. Most of Concordia

Ain't Nothing You Can Do About It
Standing here looking at you I catch my breath The day came And you found somebody else It ain’t nothing I can do about it We ran out of love And it’s to late for us to talk about it We use to make love to each other Every day If you hurt I would feel it Want to take it from you You hurt me to many times Now I’ve stood up Ain’t nothing you can do about it It’s to late to talk about it There ain’t any negotiations for us You found out the hard way Your tears fall like mine Like a river Ain’t nothing you can do about it You can’t ever get me back It would never be the same We can’t back to what we were before Long gone, who we were to each other Ain’t nothing you can do about it If you listen to me now Wipe the tears from your brow It’ll all be okay baby boi This is our goodbye Ain’t nothing you can do about it

Ct Marraige!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ya Know Yer In Scarborough When...........
You're familiar with neighbourhood names like: Agincourt, Malvern, West Hill, Warden Woods, Cedarbrae, Tuxedo Court, Bay Mills, and Wexford. You lock your car doors when you drive, and only roll the window down if the tempature is over 30 and you absolutely have to. You perk up every time SCARBOROUGH is mentioned on the news but it's usually related to some crime story (i.e. murder, robbery, drive-by-shooting/stabbingetc.) You know what the "SRT" is. You often hear music (or just bass) coming from someone else's car across the street when you are stopped at a traffic light. LADIES: A guy has tried to "pick you up" at the bus stop, ON the bus or the RT train, at Kennedy Station, Scarborough Town Centre or even while you're in your car stopped at a traffic light. GUYS: You have, or you know of a guy who has tried to pick up girls at the bus stop, on the bus or the RT train, at Kennedy Station, Scarborough Town Center or even while a girl is in her car stopped at a

Monday Mornings
urghh oh boy, I still am feeling those PM meds I took last night, lol. Stoner, lazy ass, fuck you it's Monday morning! And I'm having an awesome hair day lol, let see how many people I can please today.

2 My Muse,
2 my muse, u r 2 me what i never thought u'd b u bring out the creativity within me so i believe it 2 b a good thing for u to be hurting me so that i can someday accomplish what i want 2 b 2 have and 2 hold u? this will never ever b but the memories u have left i express w words so that others can feel the wounds u've left within me so i don't hate u instead its made me care even more becuz u alone have changed me u alone have made me look and learn to know when to let someone in and complete me

Off To Sonoma County
I leave today for 3 months in Sonoma County. For the first time since 2001, the Charles M. Schulz Sonoma County Airport, will have commercial traffic. I get to go there and setup security, and train local people to run it. This is what I do, and why I am only at home 2 months a year. I can't wait for 3 months in wine country. Granted their Pinot Noir is not as fine as Oregon's, but I wont tell them that ;) http://www.sonomacountyairport.org/ This should be a fun trip, a different fun, than 4 months in Las Vegas hehe.

Sorry I Haven't Been Here Much...
Sorry, I've been out looking for jobs, or babysitting, or looking for a new place cuz these apartments suck! I haven't even read my mail.. I'm going to try to catch up soon here. So don't freak out, I'm still alive..lol ~Tami~

Bf App
Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Are you a virgin? 5. How tall are ya ? 6. Do you like to dance ?? HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talk junk about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)[no sex]? 16.Would you let anything happen in that bed? 17.Do you think I'm handsome/cute ? 18. If you could change anything about me -would you? 19.Would you die for me? 20.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? 21. Will you post this so I can

Awww :(
WOW...that's one way of getting through to your kids... Don't Close Your Blinds The other day, my nine-year-old son wanted to know why we were at war in Iraq . My husband looked at our son and then looked at me. My husband and I were in the Army during the Gulf War and we would be honored to serve and defend our Country again today. I knew that my husband would give him a good explanation. My husband thought for a few minutes and then told my son to go stand in our front living room window. He said "Son, stand there and tell me what you see?" "I see trees and cars and our neighbor's houses." he replied. "OK, now I want you to pretend that our house and our yard is the United States of America and you are President Bush." Our son giggled and said "OK." "Now son, I want you to look out the window and pretend that every house and yard on this block is a different country," my husband said. "OK Dad, I'm pretending." "Now I want you to stand ther

Grandma
Im gonna be a grandma in the next couple weeks and im so excited , im even gonna get to see him born, my daughter was originally due in may but they moved her up to the middle of march first of april...I dont think ive ever been so happy in all my life other then when my own were born, i love babies with all my heart and plan to be the best grandma one cna be......

I Won't Be On Most Of The Day Today
but I wanted to clear some things up. First, my REAL friends here are getting some annoying stalkers and NSFW bombers, and it's pissing ME off! People like those friends are the only social reason I come here, and I don't want them leaving just because you can't keep your damned pants on, or just because you're afraid of getting your first hard-on since your days as a Missionary in Africa! Keep it real, people! If you want games, go play World of Warcraft or Halo 2 or something. If you want girls who just pose nude and do nothing but flirt with low-lives who can't get a date in real life, then go find an adult dating site. I came here to GET AWAY from Myspace and its restrictive content policies, and its retarded bulletin junkies with nothing better to do than post their top ten lists of what cattle they've humped this week. I happened to make some decent friends here, and if I find out who it is that's harassing them, I will report your pathetic arse straight to the mods.

Say Yes To Life
Say yes more often to life and life will more often say yes to you. Accept more of the opportunities that come your way and your best possibilities will be more fully realized. It can be intimidating and uncomfortable to go off in a direction you've never traveled before. Ultimately, though, the sting of regret for not following an opportunity is much more painful than the discomfort of pushing yourself into unfamiliar territory. The fullness of life comes to those who choose to truly live it. That choice is presented in every moment as you are exposed to a continuous stream of possibilities. There's nothing to be gained by seeking to run off in every direction at once. Yet there is much to be gained by following the best of the possibilities that offer themselves to you. Life's magnificent abundance is experienced by those who are willing to eagerly jump into it. To know great and wonderful things, you must make yourself available to live your way through them.

Pure Love
take off your wings and halo,hang up your pretty gown tonight I desire an angel,so darling do lie down your skin is so milky,star dust sprinkles in your hair these days I'm in to someone pure and your essence takes me there that lightly sented fragrance that lingers in the air comes only after the final point when we no longer care come take off your halo,and place it by my bed slip into something lacey,in black or flaming red I will take you back to heaven,one minute at a time then you can see me smiling contently beneath you on cloud nine

The Old Prospector
An old prospector walks his tired old mule into a western town one day. He'd been out in the desert for about six months without a drop of whiskey. He walked up to the first saloon he came to and tied his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a gunslinger walked out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other. The gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed, saying, "Hey old man, have you ever danced?" The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said, "No, I never did dance. I just never wanted to." A crowd had gathered by then and the gunslinger said, "Well you old fool, you're gonna' dance now," and started shooting at the old man's feet. The old prospector was hopping around and everybody was laughing. When the gunslinger fired his last bullet he holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon. The old man reached up on the mule, drew his shotgun, and pull

The Gate
well now isn’t it all funny how things work out. Just when you lose hope and regret some of the things you had said. until you have your moments of "wow I just had an epiphany" and things start to work them self’s back in to place. Well not to long ago I had mine and my wife and I had a talk and work on some thing with our self’s. We will be working on what we have. It is great because of all that I am going through in my life. I could use her strength to keep moving and to get better. I need to get better. I am 27 and damn near fighting to regain my health. Also working on what I have with the one I love. But in dew time all will fall back in to place and be right on what was once wronged.

Old Poem
you opened my eyes like no other i took you in mind, body, and soul now that i see were meant to be i dont want to let yo go you have loved me like no other i want to spend the rest of my wakeing days with you we'll start a family we'll see through the hatred and we'll find a light i found what i wanted in you i want to be with you for eternity like i know we were meant to be

Quiz For Those People Who Know Everything!!! :d
This is a quiz for people who know everything! I found out in a hurry that I do not. These are not trick questions. They are straight questions with straight answers. 1. Name the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends. 2. What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward? 3. Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are the only two perennial vegetables? 4. What fruit has its seeds on the outside? 5. In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear inside the bottle. The pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it hasn't been cut in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle? 6. Only three words in standard English begin with the letters " dw" and they are all common words. Name two of them. 7. There are 14 punctuation marks in English gramma

Here Have A Fucken Lawn Ornament
I know, this can be fixed by shutting off my HTML comments..but wheres the fun in that? I like getting comments, don't leave many just cause I'm lazy, or would rather talk to you in conversation. However, it has come to my attention that running around and searching for various "comment graphics", to post on your friends pages is really kinda tacky. Yeah it allows you to leave yer mark on friends profiles...that's nice. sure alot better than some encouraging words right? Maybe it's just me, but it's kinda like going to yer friends house, and leaving a fucken lawn ornament in their yard. Spray paint the words "Here have a fucken flamingo on me, as if yer yard wasn't loud and offensive enough" Heaven forbid I ever actually find a good Flamingo lawn decoration comment graphic, I'd so go rampant with it, leave one for everyone I come across.. ohhh well just wanted to get that out in the open, feel free to trash my yard...just keep it in the fense please. Peace love and

Even Though I'm Pissy This Morning...
There is a bright side. My idiot brother in law is FINALLY on the plane to Cali for Marine boot camp. WOO HOO! He is now the responsibility of the U.S. Government. Maybe they'll be nicer to him than we have. Considering all the hell he's put the recruiters through, though, kissing my sister's ass all the time was a very good start. Hopefully a little fire play gets the kid out of him. Where he is going, my bro in law will be a LOT safer, even when you consider that within the next three months, live ammo that doesn't contain a paint substance will be shot at him. I do hope he remembers the piece of advice I gave him on his wedding day. "John, the Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch. So remember this one word, and remember it often... DUCK!"

Bong Hits For Jesus!
"Jesus is coming. . . .Hurry up everyone! Look busy!" High court takes 'Bong Hits for Jesus' case By Bill Mears CNN Washington Bureau WASHINGTON (CNN) -- The Supreme Court entered into a free-speech dispute Friday involving a high school student suspended over a "Bong Hits 4 Jesus" banner. The justices accepted an appeal from a school board in Juneau, Alaska, after a federal appeals court allowed a lawsuit by the family of Joseph Frederick to proceed. Frederick was suspended in 2002 after he unfurled the 14-foot-long banner -- a reference to marijuana use -- just outside school grounds as the Olympic torch relay moved through the Alaskan capital headed for the Winter Games in Salt Lake City, Utah. "Bong," as noted in the appeal filed with the justices, "is a slang term for drug paraphernalia." Even though Frederick was standing on a public sidewalk, school officials argue that he and other students were participating in a school-sponsored event. They had bee

Wander My Friends
Siúlaigí a chairde, siúlaidh liom Mar cheo an tsléibhe uaine ag imeacht go deo D'ainneoin ár dtuirse leanfam an tslí Thar chnoic is thar ghleannta go deireadh na scríbi Seo libh a chairde is canaidh liom Líonaigí'n oíche le greann is le spórt Seo sláinte na gcarad atá imithe uainn Mar cheo an tsléibhe uaine, iad imithe go deo English translation: Wander my friends, wander with me Like the mist on the green mountain, moving eternally Despite our weariness we'll follow the road Over hill and and valleys to the end of the journey Come on my friends and sing with me Fill the night with joy and sport Here's a toast to the friends who have gone from us Like the mist of the green mountain, gone forever

Girls Leave A Coment On This
everyfemale on my list this is a stupid ? how many females fav postion is doggie and how many females on my list will let a guy get off in ther emouth leave a coment and if i think it is a good answer i will buy you a gift

Your Love Life Secrets
Your Love Life Secrets Are Looking back on your life, you will have a few true loves. You're a little scarred from your past relationships, but who isn't? You expect a lot from your lover - you want the full package. You tend to be very picky. In fights, you are able to walk away and calm down. You are able to weather the storm. A break-up usually comes as a shock to you. You always think things are going well. Your Love Life Secrets, Revealed

Why You Shouldn't Sell Amway Products!
Woman Allegedly Orders Dogs To Attack Salesperson (CBS4) LAKELAND A Lakeland woman was charged with battery with a deadly weapon after she allegedly ordered her two dogs to attack a door-to-door salesperson. 36-year old Amber Gilbert allegedly ordered her two dogs, a German shepherd and a Belgian Malinois, to go after Sennie Yeager who was selling cleaning products. Yeager was knocked to the ground and bitten on her back side. Yeager and a witness both told investigators that they heard Gilbert say, "Get her." Gilbert admitted to the Polk County Sheriff’s Department that her dogs have been trained to respond to verbal commands, but only if those commands are in Dutch.

Heart Of Gold
This about sums it up I want to live, I want to give I've been a miner for a heart of gold. It's these expressions I never give That keep me searching for a heart of gold And I'm getting old. Keeps me searching for a heart of gold And I'm getting old. I've been to Hollywood I've been to Redwood I crossed the ocean for a heart of gold I've been in my mind, it's such a fine line That keeps me searching for a heart of gold And I'm getting old. Keeps me searching for a heart of gold And I'm getting old. Keep me searching for a heart of gold You keep me searching for a heart of gold And I'm getting old. I've been a miner for a heart of gold.

The New Pet!
This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a new pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion he finally bought a centipede, (100 leg >>>bug), which came in a little white box to use for his house. He took the box home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar for a drink. So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's place with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his new Pet. >>>This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?" But again there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time. This time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to

Follow Your Destiny Wherever It Leads You...
there comes a time in your life when you realize that if you stand still, you will remain at this point forever. you realize that if you fall down and stay down, life will pass you by... life's circumstances are not always what you might wish them to be. rather than wondering about or questioning the direction your life has taken, accept the fact that there is a path before you now... walk your path one step at a time. keep your head up, and casts your dreams to the stars. keep your belief in yourself and walk into your new journey. you will find out magnificent, spectacular, and beyond your wildest imaginings...

A Girl Asked...
A girl asked a boy if she was pretty. He said no. She asked him if he wanted to be with her forever. He said no. She then asked him if he would cry if she walked away. He again said no. She had heard too much. She needed to leave. As she walked away, he grabbed her arm and told her to stay, he said, "You're not pretty, you're beautiful. I don't want to be with you forever, I need to be with you forever. I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I would die."

Eros In Virgo.
Eros in Virgo. ( in )Earthiness and intellectuality combine in Eros in Virgo. These lovers are sensual, especially when they are not thinking too much. Because of the tendency for Virgo to think and analyze, however, there can be a tendency to be one's own voyeur during sex. Vicarious enjoyment of sex is often highlighted with this placement. A meeting of minds is important to Eros in Virgo. These are somewhat moody lovers who may have distinct phases between promiscuity and celibacy. Virgo is very connected with--and aware of--the body and its functioning, and Eros in Virgo often seeks renewal through sex, with an attitude that sex is healthy and good for you. These are generally sensitive and tender lovers who do a lot to please their partners. Some awkwardness and shyness in terms of letting themselves go is often characteristic of this position. Virgo's symbol is the Virgin. This should not be taken literally, although when Virgo is connected to the sexual nature, there is a sense

16 Signs You Love Someone
When you're on the phone with them late at night, and they hang up, you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago. FIFTEEN: You read their Texts and Ims Over and over again. FOURTEEN: You walk really slow when you're with them. THIRTEEN: You feel shy whenever they're around. ELEVEN: When you think about them, your heart beats faster but slower at the same time. TEN: You smile when you hear their voice. NINE: When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her. EIGHT: You start listening to slow songs while thinking about them. SEVEN: They're all you think about. SIX: You get high just from their scent. FIVE: You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them. FOUR: You would do anything for them, just to see them. THREE: While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time. TWO: You wer

A Fine Explanation
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And was somewhat upset. "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me a faithful wife, the mother of your children? I'm leaving you. I want divorce straight away!" And the husband replied "Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened.""Fine, go ahead," she sobbed," but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!" And the husband began -- "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devour

Virgo Sexual Profile
Virgos are slow to warm up, which may cause them to seem cool and aloof initially, but for those who manage to break through this barrier, Virgos are often extremely sexual. Virgos need to trust their partners before they can really open up sexually, and this can take a while. Many Virgos develop a high level of technical expertise in their youth but take longer to develop the capacity for spontaneous passion. This is one of the signs that improves with age, however, and older Virgos are generally not only more sexual but often maintain a high level of fitness and a youthful look well into middle age. Virgos are the choosiest sign of the zodiac and have a variety of intangibles that turn them on, the strongest of which seem to be intellectual prowess, reliability, helpfulness, and assertiveness. Virgos are very analytical and live in their minds. A person who can turn a Virgo on mentally has a much better shot of turning him or her on sexually. Once a Virgo is turned on, he or she beco

Driving Lesson No3
Traffic lights & Junctions. I spent an hour battling the traffic lights and the junctions in the town centre. Filter lights, box junctions, lights with no filter and give way markings after the lights, and other perculiarities! I am of the same conclusion as my dad, the idiot that designed our revamped road layout around Bridge foot, should be shot!! However it is quite easy to negotiate, as long as you ignore the idiots LOL Did a couple of big roudabouts, without even thinking about them LOL Getting much smoother braking and starting off as I'm more used to the car now. I'd kangeroo hopped a few times on my last couple of lessons. I didn't stall or kangeroo hop once today, although I did go round a corner in 3rd gear LOL I just have to remember to be smoother on the brake, When I'm slowing down to stop at lights, I need to trust the brakes to stop me, instead of giving them that little dig as I stop, to just make sure Ooops!! Same time next week, and we will be pr

You Know You Have Grown Up When...
25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP 1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up." 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You take naps. 17. Dinner and a movie is

Relationship Rules !!!!!!
1. The female makes the rules. 2. The rules are subject to change by the female at any time without prior notification. 3. No male can possibly know all the rules. Attempts to document the rules are not permitted. 4. If the female suspects that the male may know some or all of the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules. 5. The female is never wrong. 6. If the female is wrong, it is because of an egregarious misunderstanding which was the direct result of something the male did, said, did not do, or did not say. 7. If rule 6 is invoked, the male must apologize immediately for having been the cause of the misunderstanding without any clues from the female as to what he did to have caused the misunderstanding. See rule 13. 8. The female may change her mind at any time for any reason or no reason at all. 9. The male is never permitted to change his mind or under circumstances without the express written consent of the female which is given only

Ms Terri Terri
You always give a helping hand, Always there to help us understand. Your spirit was so calm and sweet, You put everybody before you own needs. When I saw you smile I knew everything was okay, You made it so easier for us to go to school day by day. Your spirit is free, Just like a wild horse that we can not see. And when it begins to rain, Its your tears of joy that is telling us that everything is going to be okay. Even though you’re gone, When we can still feel your spirit living on. And even though we have to say goodbye, It’s not the end of time. in memory of our teacher Ms Teri Teri

Wanna Make A Bet?!?!
A little old lady went into the Bank of America one day, carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money!" After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her into the president's office (the customer is always right!). The bank president then asked her how much she would like to deposit. She replied, $365,000!" and dumped the cash out of her bag onto his desk. The president was of course curious as to how she came by all this cash, so he asked her, "Ma'am, I'm surprised you're carrying so much cash around. Where did you get this money?" The old lady replied, "I make bets." The president then asked,"Bets? What kind of bets?" The old woman said, "Well, for example, I'll bet you $15,000 that your balls are square." "Ha!" laughed the president, "That's a stupid bet. You can never win that kind of bet!" The old lady challenged, "So, would you like to take my

Wow!
Over the weekend I watched a great movie called Step Up, starring Channing Tatum, I am so in lust! This has got to be the hottest guy I have ever seen. I know all you men probably don't care to hear this but this is for the girls on my list. You have got to check this guy out!!

What Women Want????
1-touch her waist 2-talk to her 3-share secrets 4-give her your jacket 5-kiss her slowly are you remembering this? 6-hug her 7-hold her 8-laugh with her 9-invite her somewhere 10-let her be with you when you're with your friends keep reading 11-smile with her 12-take pics with her 13-pull her onto your lap 14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back 15-when her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she cant get to her friends. it makes her feel loved Are you thinking about someone? 16-always hug her and say i love you when you see her 17-kiss her unexpectedly 18-***HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST!!!*** 19-tell her shes beautiful not sexy! 20-tell her the way you feel about her! 20-u need to show her you mean it too 21-kiss her on the lips 22-DONT ask her to buy you stuff. you buy HER stuff 23-TELL HER WHAT FEELS GOOD 24-make her feel loved 25-buy her stuff. small things can still help makes her feel special. 26-DON'T LIE TO HER

Just Something
I have, For I wish I have cut out my tongue For I wish not to speak I have cut my legs off For I wish not to walk I have cut my hands off For I wish not to write I have slit my wrists For I wish to bleed I have taken out my eyes For I wish not to see I have cut my ears off For I wish not to hear I have taken out my brain For I wish not to think I have cut out my heart For I wish not to love I have died For I wish not to live Burned out and burned down Lost and confused I will say I love you one last time I will say goodnight one last time Heres to an end that means nothing

Receiving/sending A Fax
THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE OLDER, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM. A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND." THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID........"WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT... I'M GETTING A FAX!!"

Part Two Of What I Am Working On
he ran to her side holding her tightly. Regretting the day he left her, slightly shaking her to wake her from her dream state. It wasn’t working so he leaned in and kissed her that’s all he could think of at the time his lips meeting up with hers the first time in months. She woke suddenly and told him why did you leave me why? As she pushed him away she wanted to pull him closer her mind went back on track to the mission at hand. She said “go I can’t do this not now we have a mission to complete”. As she dozed back to sleep he watch ever so quietly. She didn’t realize he was still there. As she got up the next morning with the thoughts of his kiss on her mind she was slowly loosing focus on what was going on mission wise she came to and snapped herself back into place. They had replaced the kid already she was so shocked to see that. As the day went on she decided on a new plan of action her alone no one else at least for this day. The dusk approaches on the dessert sand, it was

Hey
This blog is being written to those of you that care about whats going on. I want you to know that I love you and I think you're awesome for caring. I'm currently in the mix of getting a job at Verizon. I start my training on April 2nd at 8 AM. The training is on Monday and Fridays, and it lasts 8-10 business days. Of course I have to do a drug screen and a background check, but I ain't got anything to hide. If I can get the shift I want, I'll be taking on 3rd shift, and then possibly working another job during the day so I can get my bills paid. For all you big girls out there in Lexington Kentucky, I might be working at Lane Bryant's out in Hamburg. Stop by sometime and I'll gladly help yah lol Anyhow, love peace and chikkin grease! DJ Haunted Tears **Proud member of the cowgirls and cowboys of CT**

My Birthday Weekend!
OMG, I had such a great St. Patty's Day weekend, my 2 best friends (the Musketeers, Athos and Porthos) threw me a nice party. I was fortunate that my birthday is St Patty's Day cause it is just one more reason to have a party. I posted the pics and have so many more.. there is just not enough room I guess I need to level up so I can put more up or just give into being a VIC..... hmmmmm noone wished me a Happy Birthday on here, that was kind of depressing but the big party I had this weekend made up for it.. if you are reading my blog, go look at the St Patty's Day pics in my pic folders and rate and comment on them...much appreciated. Geekette

Do We Really Ever Know Each Other?
How many people stop and just pay attention to the little things in life? I bet if I took a survey it would show not very many. Now a days are lives are so busy for things we have no time left for the little ones that matter the most. I have had a good life with some things in it I should not have done. Though I am not a proud person I just have been learned for I have been at the end of my rope wanting it all to end. I was losing something I thought I never would, but I know now it was needed so I could rise up as a new person with my eyes open to the little things and having them set upon something more than myself. All I can say it has been different for me since that time for now I see what I was missing.

Birthday Month And What It Means
¢¾ APRIL = SWEETIE APRIL means that your really good looking. Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves travelling. Dislike being at home. Restless. having many children. Hardworking. High spirited.

My Horoscope This Week
VIRGO (August 23-September 22): Please ignore the little devil who's whispering sinful thoughts (or unsupportive self-flagellating hoo-haw) in your ear. That's a voice from another era or a lesser-developed you… one that has little accurate feedback to provide your current incarnation, Virgo. Instead, listen only to your well-intentioned conscience—that's the other guy with the white robe and halo (or perhaps he looks like Jiminy Cricket)—and stick to a squeaky-clean set of choices. For this week at least, you'd be far wiser to stay on the straight-and-narrow… no matter if you feel tempted to stray from your 'supposed-to's and drink from the bottomless barrel of proverbial moonshine. Late nights and boozy benders will hit you much harder than usual (which you might not find out until the next day), and only serve to fuel the irrational urge to beat up on yourself. Ditch the work, drown your sorrows, and pretend tomorrow doesn't matter… and now you've just given yourself the exact excus

Saturday Night Pt 2
it's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right. i definitely had the time of my life.... like a computer, i think of myself in versions. i was jessica 1.0 until i took my first hit of pot. that. changed my life. taught me that something i thought was awful, wasn't really that bad. the same night is when i took my first hit of x. simply put - i was bored. version 2.0 emerges. i left two hours later because nothing had happened to me. i went to sleep at a friend's house. two hours later, i woke up. WIDE AWAKE. and had no idea what to do with myself. i was two weeks into the age of nineteen. i got a taste of crazy fun, and i indulged. i indulged to the point i passed out for five hours on acid and thought i was dead. the next day, i got my ass on a plane to come home because i was out of control, and i needed it. version 3.0 time. three years went by and i took x twice. once with a friend - just one pill - because he wanted to try it. and once, i was so deathly

From The "sex & Love" Column. .
Strut and swagger hold sway over the opposite sex By Owen Moritz New York Daily News March 19, 2007, 10:46 AM EDT NEW YORK -- It's not just what you've got, it's how you move it that gets the other sex's heart racing, according to a study by a pair of psychology professors. New York University's Kerri Johnson and Louis Tassinary of Texas A&M University, conducted studies among scores of subjects to try to identify "particular body cues" -- beyond their looks -- that make men and women attractive. Their conclusion, published in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences: Shape is important, but it's the wiggle in women and the strut in men that are the most powerful "cues" to their attraction. Studying the reaction of more than 700 people to shadow figures, videos of humans in motion and a variety of animations, the researchers found that females were rated "more attractive" if their hips swayed as they walked, while males were ranked highest if they displa

Just Let Me Have My Emo Moments....
He sat in his car. In his hand, a worn out lanyard with his keys to everything. Keys to his life you might say. His mind cluttered, he hated thinking. He wished he could turn it off, just for five minuts. Thats all he wanted. A simple request, stop thinking about all the shitty experiences that he had had withing the last two years of his life. The irony struck him. Keys unlocked everything. His car which he valued. His room in which he lived. His trunk in which he stored his most preciouse memories, the ones he charished much but whish he could forget. One key opened his mail box to which he found empty day after day. He longed for a letter, a note from somone, other than his parents who wrote him often and he appriciated, yet would appriciate even more a letter from a person, any person who used to call him friend. Just to let him know that he had a life outside of his family. He leaned forward and pushed play. It was his favorite CD, track ten, thats the one.

Help Release Us
Help release us both from the hurt and pain Because its my love for you that I can barely contain. Help release all our feelings for each other For I want to be your only lover. Help release all the love in our hearts I don't want our lives to be torn apart.

Badass's
i think how it's funny that some guys think there badass's just because thay drink and smoke weed hunny your not that bad if you ask me....my daughter's more badass then that...if your a so called badass you sure as hell wouldn't throw it out there like you trying to impress someone cause your not really impressing me all that much real badass's don't talk thay show it and that's what impresses most women but whatever i'm not here for a so called badass i want a sweet gental caring honest man who knows how to treat his lady and show her theres more to life then meets the eye i also want a man that's understanding of how scared i am to be with someone cause my ex did nothing but beat on me and tell me how worthless i was and i don't wanna go thrugh that again but i also think i'm not worthy of someone like that

The Perfect Man
The Perfect Man The perfect man is gentle Never cruel or mean He has a beautiful smile And keeps his face so clean. The perfect man likes children And will raise them by your side He will be a good father As well as a good husband to his bride. The perfect man loves cooking Cleaning and vacuuming too He'll do anything in his power To convey his feelings of love for you. The perfect man is sweet Writing poetry from your name He's a best friend to your mother And kisses away your pain. He never has made you cry Or hurt you in any way Oh, screw this stupid poem The perfect man is gay.

Death
DEATH People fear Death for when it comes. And some people fear Death every day of their existence. But Death should not be feared but should be revered. We, as people, should embrace Death . . . For when it comes ~ All the pain, anguish and sorrow is lifted from our souls And we finally rest in peace.

I Am Sick Of Some People
I know I can't change the world but I don't have to like the way its set up with people over to the right and people on the left, judging me,labeling you, I just don't get why or where this first happened I mean really does a person feel better about them selfs when they are making fun of or judging others?. how this came about Im sure who ever is reading this will wonder, the other day I was out on my porch and I over heard two kids talking they were not being loud but understand that I live in a trailer park where sounds seem to be amplified and they (the kids) were next to my house, they started talking about school and then one of them said did you see that nigger, faggit at lunch the other day ? and I was surprised to hear this coming from two kids, but what really knocked me over was these kids were black...then I started to ponder about things that happened when I was a kid and if that ever came from my mouth my mother would have smashed me in the face, then I thought what has

Hot Hot Hot
You lay there on my bed. Looking good enough to eat. Sugar on your beautiful belly. Sexy rosy glow on your naked body. I touch you gently between your thighs so wet from excitment. I take a strawberry from my bowl swirl it around your belly. Bring it to your lips for a taste. You take a bite and moan enjoying the flavor. Then rub the half eaten berry over your erect nipples. Then take each one into my mouth to suck the sweet juices from them. You moan for more. I kiss you passionatly as i slip two fingers in your warmth. Dunking another strawberry in the sugar and take a bite. While tease you by slowing moving my fingers in and out. You beg me to move faster. But instead i take them out and replace them with a strawberry twirl it around to mixing it with your own sweet juices. Take a bite a savor the mixture of both you and the red fruit. The sugary juicy mixture all over you belly is to good to resist. So I begin to lick it off. While massaging your breasts and rubbing your n

I Am...
I am alone....incomplete....wholey unstatisfied. as though my own satisfaction were the issue. My mind wanders the fields of possibility in the hopes of making some sense of its scattered thoughts. A Master....a Lover.....a Teacher...the missing piece of my soul. I am a slave at heart....my very being cries out to be captured, collared, forced to submit. Though force would not be needed. Willingly I would kneel before Him. My body aches for the touch of the One who would claim me....Complete me. My soul begs almost aloud...... Take me, break me, make me Yours. Teach me to please You and in doing so be pleased with myself. I am nothing with out You. I would wear His brand, His collar with pride...knowing that in truth it is not the Master who holds all the power....but me, a simple slave girl. Though to please Him, to be loved by Him is all I would seek, strive for. Never would I expect to stand at His side.... Forever would I kneel at His feet....His p

Ghost
soft whispers and willows blowing on the breeze,A ever so gentle voice I hear,It echos the words of a friend,mysterious and yet like a ghost there one minute gone the next,...but still their essence lingers,it is the part of the caring soul that cannot be forgotten.comes when you need it,and can vanish as soon as it came,Where is my friend? Who seems to touch me so deeply And like a ghost sometimes???? THE MEMORIES OF THIS GHOST, I CALL A FRIEND,WILL ALWAYS LAST.

I've Done Enough
i've done enough i thought i could live without you i thought you deserved the love i gave you but i was wrong.... i've done enough, it is over now now that i know you don't deserve the love cuz you don't know how to apprecitate it i'd rather go through with lots of pain then to stay by yourside.....

Friendship Quotes (do Ya Think They Are True)
Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear. Don't cry over anyone who won't cry over you. Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. You can only go as far as you push. Actions speak louder than words. The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else. Don't let the past hold you back; you're missing the good stuff. Life's short. If you don't look around once in a while, you might miss it. A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have. If you think that the world means nothing, think again. You might mean the world to someone else. When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead, you can look beside you and your best friend will be there True friendship never ends. Friends are forever. Good friends are like stars....You don't always see them, but you know they are always there. Don't frown. You never know who is fallin

More Blogging Space!
Between Myspace, Xanga, IMVU, and this, Im sure I could have millions of people read what I have to say, though, not many do read any blogs. Just thought I would put my words in. Well, Im new to this so I will figure out the ropes..

My Weekend
Andrew turned 9 today! Man i still can't believe that it has been 9 years already, WOW! Also we got our tax refund back on friday, YAY!!!! So on Friday we went to look at refrigerators since our old one was going out, and we got a NICE side by side for $699.99 and also got a washer for $249.99 since our old one was going out, and the spin cycle had to do at least 3 times to get all the water out. I was soooooo excited. They are both Maytag and they are in excellent condition, except for the washer that has a small dent in the side of the lid. I just can't believe we got such a good deal on it. The fridge is black, it is sooooooo nice with water and ice and all that. We went to Home Depot to get all the stuff needed to hook up the water line on the fridge and had to go through the washer line, so had to get a split connector and valves and what-not. Then today we went to Old Paris Flea Market to get Andrew his scooter that he wanted and we ended up getting Kyle a bicycle as well, he sta

Hoooray!!!!
My son is 11 years old and he has been really slacking in school. Last week my boyfriend and I attended a school conferance and I was shocked at how bad my son is doing in school and his attitude towards his teacher is unaceptable sooooo on the way home my boyfriend and I had a talk bout what to do. Well...we laid down the law, no x-box, no video games till he improved his grades and changed his attitude. It was hard for me to be mean like that..I would have gave in to my son but my boyfriend is very firm in a calm nice way and takes the time to talk to my son and makes sure he understands how important his grades are and how a young man should be respectable towards his teachers and adults..my boyfriend is very big on manners, respect and morals and has so much patience with my son. My son adores my boyfriend and really looks up to him. Today my son came home from school with all his homework....he got a 100 on two tests and I am sooo proud he is trying to do better!!! He is

Rest In Peace
Rest In Peace Mom September 30,1953 - March 19,2006 Today its been a year and though I never thought that I would make it through, somehow between self chosen family and friends they have helped me to keep going. There has been so much you have missed and so many changes in my life I know you have seen. I just wish that you were still physically here with me to help me enjoy the little things going on around me everyday. I Love You and Miss You so very much. Almost daily I pick up the phone wishing that I could just hear your voice one last time. Well you would be proud that this morning I was able to get up and actually remove your old phone number from my phone so that the urge is no longer there. You will always be with me in spirit and haunting my every movement this I have accepted, but it isn't making the feeling of loss any less painful. I Love You and Miss You more and more everyday since your passing.

Entwined
Bodies entwined like the vines Flesh to flesh, heat rising As passion consumes She moans softly as His hand caresses her cheek His kiss cannot hide his desire The moistness of her increases To such an intensity She might explode into a million stars The hardness of him next to her Begging to be let inside Inside her softness, her warmth Finally joined as one They reach for the stars A fire burning so bright It becomes a sun to warm them Till the end of their days

Surgery Is Done...
Home from the hospital.. OLD MOM IS EXHAUSTED! But everything went very well. Took alittle longer than expected, but she is now resting well.. Back to the hospital tomarrow, doctor thought probably she will be already going home tomarrow.. then, my week will really begin. But my baby is fine and that is what counts.. Thanks for the prayers. I love you all.. and how come i can't take that damn happy new year off.. this page.. it just won't come.. any suggestions???

Sultry
Sultry music playing softly Lights dimmed to almost dark She is in the arms of the one she loves Gazing into his eyes affectionately Every slight motion excites her Sending chills up her back While he holds her effortlessly Every now and then whispering in her ear 'I love you and I will never let you go' She feels as if they are floating on a weightless cloud Everyone else is a slight memory It is just her and him wrapped up in their love These emotions tingle all about her When she is slow dancing with the one she loves

Why Must They?!
Is it just me, or there alot of men and women on here just looking to flaunt their bodies and show off? It's not that I'm jealous, everybody has different tastes, but I'm trying to make my friend circle grow on CT. It's hard to find "girl" friends on here because most of them are looking at putting up the most sexy pics they can take of themselves to get the eyes of men! I guess if I wanted alot of guy friends I'd do the same. Right now, most of my friends are guys. Why? Because when I go to a girls profile and see that she only has up soft porn pics of herself, I really don't want to add her as a friend. And what about those women that say the only men on here are those looking to get laid? It wouldn't be because these girls have pics on their profile of themselves sprawled out on a bed with only a thong on! Come on, what you pay for is what you get. If you're looking for somebody to "Eye fuck" you, then keep posting the pics. If you're actually looking for friends and networking may

Banana Nut Bread
2 OLD NUTS 1 LARGE BANANA 2 LOVING EYES 2WELL SHAPED LEGS 1 FUR LINED MIXING BOWL. 2 MILK CONTAINERS LOOK INTO 2 LOVING EYES PART 2: 2 WELLSHAPED LEGS GENTLY SQUEEZE 2 MILK CONTAINERS GREASEFUR LINED BOWL ADD1 LARGE BANANA AN COVER WITH2 OLD NUTS WORK GENTLY TELL WELL GREASED. BE SURE TO WASH MIXER DO NOT LICK THE BOWL IF CAKE STARTS TO RISE LEAVE TOWN. TAKE 2 WITH 8 INCHES FOR 5 FIVE MINUTES 9 MONTHS=1 KID DARLIN MOTHER

Mama Dru's Funeral
Tomorrow is my grandmother's funeral. I'm not going. I feel mom needs me more. She doesn't go to funerals and quite honestly, I'm not fond of them either. Who is? Today they had the final thing where you can view the body, finalize the obituary and whatever else is involved with a funeral. I took a cab to the funeral place with my cousins John and Jay. Dad was supposed to pick us up, but he got busy with something. When the cab came, mom was in tears. I walked to her, hugged her, kissed her on the forehead and told her I wouldn't be gone long. Ironic that the last song I heard in the cab was "Lost Without You" by Robin Thicke. If you don't know the song, just look at the name of it to reflect how I was feeling. Yeah, the song is a hit and is very popular, so I guess I should've expected to hear it. When I got there, I saw Dess standing in front of the room Dad was in having a conference with one of the people who works there. Joe and Mark were there also. Dad took

Don't Let Me Go (poem #352)
Don't let me go, please don't walk away Turn to me promise you will stay. Don't let me go, Don't break my heart Don't you leave and tear us apart. Don't let me go, don't say were thru Because there's no way to get over you.

Quote Of The Week....
Alright...so I decided to start a quote of the week thing. Maybe not every week but whenever I happen to think about it. I've seen a few quotes that I like and you see on yahoo they have a favorite quote thing so, I decided I would start one of my own on Cherry tap! Also, it helps get the almight point too! Enjoy!

I Can Totally Relate!
AN OPEN LETTER TO MR. JAMES THATCHER, BRAND MANAGER, PROCTER & GAMBLE. Dear Mr. Thatcher, I have been a loyal user of your Always maxi pads for over 20 years, and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi-pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants. Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from "the curse"? I'm guessing you haven't. Well, my "time of the month" is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I'll be tr

I'm Breaking The Law.....well...maybe I'm Not...
Yeah, I'm become very lazy at this...lol, but here it SOTW 14 and this weeks song is a personal fave of mine...BREAKING THE LAW by Judas Priest Song Name - Breaking The Law Artist - Judas Priest Album - British Steel Song Number - 3 of 11 Song Length - 2:35 Lyrics There I was completely wasting Out of work and down All inside it's so frustrating As I drift from town to town Feel as though nobody cares if I live or die So I might as well begin To put some action in my life Breaking the law Breaking the law Breaking the law Breaking the law So much for the golden future I can't even start I've had every promise broken There's anger in my heart You don't know what it's like You don't have a clue If you did you'd find yourselves Doing the same thing too Breaking the law Breaking the law Breaking the law Breaking the law You don't know what it's like Breaking the law Breaking the law Breaking the law Breaking the law There ya have

Rasputin
RASPUTIN The mad, Mad Monk of Russia . . . He didn’t die in the great revolution Some say he made a pack with Satan himself To do his work here on earth. Some say that he drank the blood of priests And others that follow the church And found the secret of immortality. To this day, he seeks revenge On the blood line of the Royal Family And the Eastern Orthodox Church.

Unity Of Male And Female
Unity of Male and Female The Celtic Cross represents the world axis. The Spiritual Bridge between Heaven and Earth The Cross within the circle Unites the principle of male and female Just as the Yin and Yang Represents the good and evil Of all humanity.

Blonde With Flat
A blonde gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day. So she eases her car over to the shoulder of the road. Our blonde carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. She takes out two life-sized cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The cardboard men are in trench coats, both exposing themselves to oncoming traffic. Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up with rubber neckers. It wasn't very long before a police officer arrived. The Officer, clearly enraged, approached our disabled blonde yelling, "What in the world is going on here?!" "My car broke down, Officer, I have a flat tire." she says calmly. The officer asks, "Well...what's with these obscene cardboard men here by the road?!" She replied, "Oh...those are just my emergency flashers!" :-)

My Book Intro.
Flick, Flick, Flick, Flick. The sound cuts as the cards are dealt. The clinking ice in the deep amber filled glasses sends shivers, and the chips being tossed in the pot pound and give a cause to wince. Shifting eyes and sweat drenched faces can be seen through the low lone light that hangs in the center. The air is thick with putrid smoke issuing from expensive cigars resting between tight poised lips. The lips belong to the hard emotionless faces . . . The Bosses. "Vell? . . .Vhat is bet Mekyle?" Mekyle small and shaky looks in the direction from which the question was asked. "Vell. . . I. . . I b. . I bet $250." A deep almost demonic chuckle issues from the largest mans throat, Dominic Karkovich.

Advice To Young Men
Advice to Young Men Date: 2007-02-15, 9:08AM PST Advice to Young Men 1. Don’t pick on the weak. It’s immoral. Don’t antagonize the strong without cause, its stupid. 2. Don’t hate women. It’s a waste of time 3. Invest in yourself. Material things come to those that have self actualized. 4. Get in a fistfight, even if you are going to lose. 5. Don’t join the military, unless you want to risk getting your balls blown off to secure other people’s economic or political interests. 6. If something has a direct benefit to an individual or a class of people, and a theoretical, abstract, or amorphous benefit to everybody else, realize that the proponent’s intentions are to benefit the former, not the latter, no matter what bullshit they try to feed you. 7. Don’t be a Republican. They are self-dealing crooks with no sense of honor or patriotism to their fellow citizens. If you must be a Republican, don’t be a “conservative.” They are whining, bitching, complaining, simple-minded

Worlds Change, That's Just How It Goes.
My world seems to have turned upside down but by what I can't fathom.The path that I was on somehow disappeared beneath my feet. But I keep on walking, and it seems that straying from the path I was set orginally set on is good. Better than perhaps having stayed in the first place. Everything is new and exciting even though I can't quite get a grip of what I truly want. Maybe it's because I don' know. I don't know what is destined for me, and I find. . . I like it.

Tha Storie That I Am Writing As A Book Right Now
In the 283 B.C. In a far away land, there lived a princess and she worked as a exotic dancer three blocks from her parents castle. She worked from Monday thru Friday and hours she worked were 6pm at night until 8am the next morning and then when the weekend came she would help the homeless around the city and after she got back home and she parents got upset with her and she said calmy to her parents and it is her money and she works hard for it and he princess told her father if he don't help out with the rent and everything else and she will put them out the door and they will become homeless and that scared him and the next day came and he went out and started puting in appts for jobs and he waited and three months and then one of the company's that he put in for an appt as a cashier and he got the job and the next day and he went in and he took tha day shift as he's daughter toke her nights at tha exotic palace where she worked and and he came home one day and he went walking

I Was Inspired To Post My Poetry On Beauty While Looking At Pictures Here On Ct
Hair that falls and frames the face Angelic features in their place Catching my eye and hold my gaze Wild tresses that do completely amaze For the set off the beauty so naturally I hold my wonder at all that can be For beauty is only skin deep is true Yet for me only the messy will do No reason and rhyme can ever explain Why wild haired beauty ignites the flame That burns inside with deepest desire That wild hair beauty set my soul on fire R. Thomas Dinsmore The poetry of beauty She sits and looks at me with eyes that do ensnare my soul I think of her and wonder if her smile she does control This silent siren that leads the heart to thoughts of wildness how would beauty feel if I did hold her in my sweet caress on to the next stop and find if the world does rise on her I sit here and stare into beauty's eyes till all the worlds a blur A private world of peace and happiness for only two to share Seeking the wonder of her soul and finding none to compare

From Texas To Califorina
from Texas came back and put them on their asses at the bottom. CALIFORNIA: - I can wear sandals all year long - I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore" -Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami can hang. - I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often - I know what real cheese & avocados taste like -Everyone smokes weed and its no big deal -We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down. -I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American's! -All the porn you watch is made here, cause we're better and thats how it is - I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear - I know 65 mph really means 100 - When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont fuck around on the road - The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live c

Leather Mask
All I see is black and darkness I kind of fell blind, more or less I can't speak nor hear at all But she just made me crawl On my tender parts lie marks For the whippings feel like sparks Her position is what matters And she won't make it worse I then feel a second body on my hands She too acts all her commands Barking, crouching, crawling, purr It doesn't matter to her Both our heads covered in black Both recieving the same smack We are the ones with a leather mask How we put up with it, don't ask

How To Make Love!!!
Ingredients: 4 Laughing eyes 4 Well-shaped legs 4 Loving arms 2 Firm milk containers 2 Nuts 1 Fur-lined mixing bowl 1 Firm banana Directions: 1. Look into laughing eyes. 2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms. 3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently. 4 Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in And out until well creamed. For best results. Continue To knead milk containers. 5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl And cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT Overnight). 6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana Does not soften, repeat 4 steps 3-5 or change mixing Bowls. Notes: 1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils Carefully before and after use. 2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use. 3. If cake rises, leave town.

A Newer Poem
An epic story of immortal love Sweet perfection blessed from above An unending saga of souls so joined A love for the ages the term is coined For selfless desire to hold one true Such is the love I hold only for you To be a joy in the moment we behold To love without care that can’t be sold Or bought from a spell binder in ways of old Ours will always be a epic love story told Of two who love free and forever share This sweet dream of perfection beyond compare By R. Thomas Dinsmore Dreams inspire me

Hello Felow Cherries
Well this is my fist blog, so I am really clueless as to what to say. I am 35, married (going through some rough spots). I am also disabled. I am unable to walk or stand for more then a couple of minutes at a time. Thanks to an uncaring medical system my insurance refuses to cover an electric wheelchair or power scooter so I am pretty much stuck at home 24/7. That is why I am here. To meet new friends to talk to. I am also very heavy into fantasy art and digital art and am blown away by some of the stuff I see here.

Fuck It
Nothing seems to go my way so I am just saying fuck it all. I have a man who doesn't want to be married anymore and that really hurts. I am so ready to give up on life it is unreal. I can't think straight because I got so many things going on at once pregnancy, divorce, and just being depressed! I don't give a fuck about anyone's feelings it seems because no one gives a fuck about mine. I can only say that my daughter is my number 1 and I love her more than everything in this world. I don't give a fuck who wants to date me if I don't think they will be a good man around her than they can kiss my ass. If anyone EVER puts their hands on my little angel they will get there ass kick serverely because I won't be afaid to go to jail over my sweetheart. If you think that I am going crazy you are probably right. I don't think people understand the serverity of my depression but fuck it all.

Beautiful Darkness
My inspiration for this blog actually comes from a mere picture: Such amazing powerful words, such a beautful picture to go along with the dark words. The dark side does tend to creep up more often than not it seems. Grabbing a tight grip, completely consuming and devouring our very beings. The dark side, the dark times we go through I do believe is what makes us the people we have become. Utlitzing the darkness to it's full potential can actually be a positive if we use it as a learning tool so to speak. I, for one am at a fighting stage against the darkness that overpowers. A fight I know that in the long run I can ultimately win. This was really just some rambling of mine as if you could not tell, hehe. I truly just wanted to share this picture that I came across and feel that it is one that each and every one of us can relate to in one form or another. I also believe it does not have to be a negative thing. What I like is the beauty along side the dark words. To me it represen

For My Friends
If you wake up in a red room with no windows and doors, DON'T panic.. you're just in my heart!!! Send this to all the friends you want to keep forever... Today is Bestfriend Day. Send this to all of your friends, and me if I am one. If you get 7 back you are LOVED!!! Here are the numbers of what kind of friend you are based on how many you get back... 1-3 ~ you're a bad friend 4-6 ~ you're an okay friend 7-9 ~ you're a good friend

The Perfect Answer
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?" Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?" "OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?" The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea," To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"

Friends
When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. 9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask ?, Because you are my friend". Friendship is like peeing your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth. Send this to "all 10" of your friends, then get depressed because you can only think of four ! ( don't send it back to m

When You Kiss Me
When you kiss me, I feel so wild and free... When you hold me, I just want it to be you and me... The rest of the world is trying to take us apart, But they won’t get to us by far... When you kiss me, My heart dances with glee... When you hug me, No one can bug me... They can do their best, But they won’t, even with the rest... When you kiss me, My heart wonders happily and free... When you smiles at me, That is my cup of tea... When you kiss me, My thoughts run free... When you kiss me

Shattered
Another entry from my diary... SHATTERED CHILD She's broken inside, but no one sees The darkness and pain, life's misery A shredded child, that's lost all hope Someone save her, throw her a rope Smiles on the outside, just for show Hoping and praying, that no one knows The depths she feels, never-ending despair For hopes and dreams, can't repair This shattered child, just an illusion Screams so loud, lost in confusion A heart full of pain, tattered and torn Can love mend like patches, where it's worn These are the questions, of this shattered soul Will someone save her, make her whole

Monday
SO FAR THE WEEKND WAS NOT SO GOOD. MY DAUGHTER IS SICK AND TURNSN OUT THAT SHE HAS STREP-THROAT! YEP, I AM SO SCREWED...I AM SO HOPING NOT TO GET SICK TOO BUT THAT'S AN UNDER-STATEMENT WHEN U R A MOM....OTHER THAN THAT IA MHOPING TO GET OUT THIS WEEKEND AND KICK BACK A BIT...TTUS:)

My 1st Contest!!
IM IN MY FIRST CONTEST.. AND IM LOOKING FOR A LIL HELP WITH IT... ITS THE SEXIEST EYES ON CT CONTEST.. SO PLEASE COME RATE ME AND COMMENT ME AS MUCH AS YA WANT!! I WILL DEF APPRECIATE IT AND RETURN THE HELP HERES THE LINK! AND SHOW SOME LUV TO THE HOST TOO! ~Queenbitch~Doughboys Wifey~@ CherryTAP (repost of original by 'Tat2Phil -here for the beer-' on '2007-03-19 18:39:11')

My Birth Month???
Your Birth Month is September Tolerant and inspirational, you are wise beyond your years. You are universally sympathetic and a great humanitarian. Your soul reflects: Devotion, light, and love Your gemstone: Sapphire Your flower: Morning Glory Your colors: Brown and deep blue What Does Your Birth Month Mean?

How I Am In Love???
How You Are In Love You take a while to fall in love with someone. Trust takes time. You give and take equally in relationships. You tend to get very attached when you're with someone. You want to see your love all the time. You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change. You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren't loved back. When you fall, you fall hard. How Are You In Love?

A Nice Girl's Response To The Ode To Nice Guys
This one's for the nice girls... I keep getting this bulletin on Cherry Tap that is a tribute to all the nice guys out there who finish last and are outstandingly sweet and wonderful to their female friends, always offering help of any kind and never, ever taking advantage or pressing their feelings on the girls. Besides thinking, "Where, oh where is this fantastic man," I wonder, "Why are the nice girls not being given any credit?" There are books, movies, songs, and now essays touting the charms of the nice guy. Meanwhile, the nice girl remains a background character until the finale when the male lead finally realizes the errors of his ways and tracks down the nice girl who has been his unrequited love slave since the opening scene. (And then she's expected to drop all for him) Hence, I believe it is now our turn--the nice girls' turn--to receive thanks. THIS, my friends, is a tribute to the nice girls... Those girls that finish far after the nice guys do. That have bee

To My Dear Wife:
TO MY DEAR WIFE: >> >> During the past year I have tried to make love to you >>365 times. >> >> >> I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once >>every ten days. >> >> The following is a list of why I did not succeed more >>often: >> >> 54 times the sheets were clean >> 17 times it was too late >> 49 times you were too tired >> 20 times it was too hot >> 15 times you pretended to be asleep >> 22 times you had a headache >> 17 times you were afraid of waking the baby >> 16 times you said you were too sore >> 12 times it was the wrong time of the month >> 19 times you had to get up early >> 9 times you said weren't in the mood >> 7 times you were sunburned >> 6 times you were watching the late show >> 5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo >> 3 times you said the neighbors would hear us >> 9 times you said your mother would hear us >> >> Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not >>satisfactory because: >> >> 6 times you

Introducing
Well, here I am. Most any one reading this probably already knows a little about me... but I will elaborate I am a valley resident, have been since 99. I like it here. People complain... but they never seem to move. Sure its a city just like any other city...with the exception of tempuatures closer to places nice peple dont get to go. But here is where I discovered me. So that counts for something. I was set on a search, but the funny thing was... I wasnt sure what I was looking for in the beginning. I just new that it might just resemble me. I am glad to report that the search went well. And I found more than I bargined for. Early on I had taken a shine to certain practices that most people would deem strange... It all started with my dreams.... Very potent, vivid dreams. Then other things would start to develop as I got older. Then there was the people I would meet, it seemed as thought I were drawn to certain types... Definately those the folks wouldnt arpove of......And t

Religion (1)
I can see I'm going to end up writing a few entries on this topic as time goes by; so I'm having to lable this entry with a (1). I'm inspired to write this entry by a certain user who has had a cherry blast up for some time now, who is most obsessed with jesus. My first point for discussion (thru comments on this blog) is, how healthy is it to identify yourself by your belief system? There are millions of people across the planet of all different faiths, who are completely convicted to their faith (me included; and no i'm not christian) who don't identify who they are, by their faith system. I'm not knocking any faith system here, I believe life is about respect, and if someone has a different faith system to me, then thats kool. Nor am I singling this particular user out, I merely used him as an example to kick start this entry. What I am saying is regardless of your faith system, you are your own person. You define yourself through your words, deeds and the people you hang

What Color Heart Do I Have????
Your Heart Is Pink In relationships, you like to play innocent - even though you aren't. Each time you fall in love, it's like falling for the first time. Your flirting style: Coy Your lucky first date: Picnic in the park Your dream lover: Is both caring and dominant What you bring to relationships: Romance What Color Heart Do You Have?

Idea Of A Friend...
In kindergarten your idea of a good friend was the person who let you have the red crayon when all that was left was the ugly black one. *In first grade your idea of a good friend was the person who went to the bathroom with you and held your hand as you walked through the scary halls. *In second grade your idea of a good friend was the person who helped you stand up to the class bully. *In third grade your idea of a good friend was the person who shared their lunch with you when you forgot yours on the bus. *In fourth grade your idea of a good friend was the person who was willing to switch square dancing partners in gym so you wouldn't have to be stuck do-si-do-ing with Nasty Nick or Smelly Susan. *In fifth grade your idea of a friend was the person who saved a seat on the back of the bus for you. *In sixth grade your idea of a friend was the person who went up to Nick or Susan, your new crush, and asked them to dance with you, so that if they said

Looking Back(poem#5)
Looking back you see mistakes and bridges you have burned yet of lifes little lessons there were good things that you learned. Looking back you see the faces of people who's crossed your path some of them you gave your heart and some you gave your wrath. Looking back you see the man you saved that special love for you married became his wife and are happy ever after.

For Those Of You Who Have Pets......a Must Read!!!!
Please check your pets food ...Numbers are listed toword the bottom of this Blog ..!!!! Pet Food Tests Kill Seven Animals, Feds Say By ANDREW BRIDGES AP WASHINGTON (March 19) - As many as one in six animals died in tests of suspect dog and cat food by the manufacturer after complaints the products were poisoning pets around the country, the government said Monday. A federal investigation is focusing on wheat gluten as the likely source of contamination that sparked a recall last Friday of 60 million cans and pouches of the suspect food, said Stephen F. Sundlof, the Food and Drug Administration's top veterinarian. The ingredient, a protein source, is commonly used as filler. Agency investigators are looking at other ingredients as well. The wet-style pet food was made by Menu Foods, an Ontario, Canada-based company. Menu Foods told the FDA it received the first complaints of kidney failure and deaths among cats and dogs from pet owners on Feb. 20. It began new te

19 Questions That Should Make You Think
1. if you could have only one possession in the entire world, what would it be? My pictures of my children.. 2. if you had to choose between your friends and your family, who would you choose?would have to be my children 3. if you could have only one wish, what would it be? to live to see my children live long, happy and prosperous lives 4. if you found out that you had a month to live and only a month, what would you do with your month? spend each day learning something new and video every day of it spending time and doing things with my children that ive always wanted to do so that they would have happy memories of my last days! 5. if you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?Italy.. 6. if you got a trillion dollars, what would you do with it?pay off of my debts, family and friends debts set them all up comfortably, give alot to multiple charities, then I'd travel... 7. if you got a trillion dollars and couldn't spend a penny of it on yourself, what wo

Just Blogging
I sit hear thinking about some one in my life, though we have only talked on line.. I woul like to get to know him mch better... should I tell him how I feel or keep my feelings to myself.. Sometimes I wish I was more out going, and I think he takes my shyness for snobbyness, but alass perhaps it is best to let fate take it's own course... for to be honset I'm ment to be alone

Judgement
The very word judgement is like a vampire .. it pulls away the very lifebreath of happiness and self. One who judges, who does not see that what they say is really judgement but truth, sees no truth in their own lives and are often the ones that judge themselves the hardest. Life is a balance of both good and bad, without bad we can often overlook the goodness in our lives and become complacent in the negative, becoming lost in it and seeing no clear path which could lead us back to the illusion of happiness that most people build in their own mind. A better job, a better home, more money, more and better group of friends etc etc.. but those things are illusions unless we stop making judgement on others and also on ourselves. Being better in yourself does not neccessarily mean more money, better things .. that is the illusion consumerism(sp) casts upon us. It is wonderful to have our little gadgits and our fancy cars and flashy homes .. yet what do we really have if we think that is w

Death. Beauty, Life, Peace & Love To All People Of This Earth (poem)
death may scare some as may not scare other for who am i to judge them or for them to judge i as we collect our thoughts we still yet judge each other by the way we look and not of the person is side of them as many of you would think i am weird, judge-mental, insane, a freak as this could go on but i would rather been known as a true unselfish person at heart as i put others in mind be fore i put my self in mind so may this help you to think of others differently as i do you for i do not judge you by your looks only of the person in side of the body for the body is only the shell of the person for i have said to many in the passed i look you not your body so i bid you fare well if you do not like my kind words but i will still for ever be here if you need a shoulder to cry up on just think of me... and blessed you be to me who ever you are or where you may be... by aj rich on the 20/03/07

Chinese Proverbs
CHINESE PROVERBS *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok . *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. * ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Wife who put husb

Great Irish Joke
A pair of Irish ditch diggers were repairing some roadside damage directly across the street from a house of ill repute when they saw a Protestant Reverend lurking about and then ducking into the house. "Would ya look at that, Darby!" said Paddy. "What a shameful disgrace, those Protestant reverends sinning in a house the likes of that place!" They both shook their heads in disgust and continued their work. A short time later they watched as a Rabbi looked around cautiously and then darted into the house when he was satisfied no one had spied him. "Did ya see that, Darby?", Paddy asked the other in shock and disbelief. "Is nothing holy to those Jewish people? I just can't understand what the world is coming to these days. A man of the cloth indulging himself in sins of the flesh. 'Tis a shame, I tell ya!" A little while later they saw a third man, a Catholic Priest, lurking about the house looking around to see if any one was watching, and then quietly sneaking in the

Feeling Sorry Fo Rmyself
ok heres is the deal i have been with my man for over two years now i trust him completely and in turn he trusts me, we have a beautiful little girl together and everyday with her is for the most part fun all except for fits and such (normal), ok knowing all that people tell me i should be happy, and that, all this is what alot of people want out of life, i am one of those people, but guess what everyone that is just from and outside view! heres the deeper part. we both are out of work collecting umemployment (not fun i dont care who you are that is not a good life) yes our bills are paid but we cant go out and when we do its loaded with guilty feelings.....god that just made me reLize how much i wish to go out and party a little or wait alot. i stated that to state this life is depressing if you only just exist! i need more in my life lately everynight as i wind down i get into a depressed state and i know my friends are probably all sick of hearing about it....sorry but if i cant tur

Solution.
So I was just thinkin' while I was takin' a crap, and thought about all those nasty fux who get into "child pornography". So I thought of a solution, so they wouldn't have to go to that jail 4real. All they'd really have to do is get a hold of a really young lookin' midget and dress em all up like a kid and plug the fuck away! I mean it's just that simple. Substancially this method is way more logical and economic than the hey lets fuck ole' 10 year old billy in the asshole and get raped behind bars by Tyrone.

My Week
I've had an interesting week. I worked Monday and Tuesday. Had to work Wed. but i called off, so i could go see my uncle before he moved, and instead of going to see him, I went to the hospital to see my grandpa.. He's got Gout... which is some foot disease where, to much Uric acid gets in your blood stream causes swelling and pain... well, he's got it in knees too, so he couldn't walk, and he fell on the floor and laid there until my uncle mike found him... They got it all squared away at the hospital, i've been up there almost every day.. i didn't go up there over the weekend... but i went there today, after he got out of the OR, he had a Pace maker put in because he's got a bad heart. when i left his blood pressure was going crazy, but i'm sure they'll get it all squared away soon. I found out, my dad is going to be getting out of prison in about 2 months maybe less... that made me really happy. I've been having alot of mixed emotions lately, cause i've been having alot of go

Confused . . . Am I Real?
feelings . . . what are they? an illusion? a trick of my mind a plot to deceive what is this pain? it rests in my heart is it just me? please . . . disappear i can't take it i'll hide in my mind the world of my dreams something is there hidden in shadows what is it? beneath the moon she hangs in the sky my tortured mind wonders please . . . tell me why the tired night answers a whisper unheard i retreat to myself in deeper and deeper don't come near my shell because it'll shatter the darkness holds comfort the lonely sky darkens watching my plight it cries out the tears that died in my eyes

This Is An Emergency, This Marine Is In Need Of Your Help Asap
PLEASE WE ARE CALLIN ALL OF YOU TO HELP THIS MARINE OUT. PLEASE COME AND SHOW HIM LOTS OF LOVE AND KEEP THE COMMENTS COMMING. PLEASE HELP THIS TROOP OUT, HE IS IN DISIRE NEED. HIS LEAD IS SHRINKING SO PLEASE GET IN HERE AND HELP HIM KEEP HIS LEAD.

My Court Update!
Well i went in last Thurs for court to make my decision, an i took the deal because its not going to go on my record which is a very big deal for me! So i owe the court 13,000 my fine. i owe my lawyer 1,000 an ive gotta take a 16hr DUI counceling within 10 days or i go straight to jail, an im on probation for another year! YAY... So ive gotta be a good driver for now on i cant get any traffic violations or im screwed. so ya im just happy its all done!

Keeping Secrets
On the note of the next to the last blog posting in the "Inquiring Minds" blog series, entitled "Stamp Tramps" and "Hook ups", I felt that it is time to start a new blog series called, "Inquiring Minds II"! Of course, it was timely, too, in that there were exactly 300 posts in "Inquiring Minds"!!! :D It was a huge relief to get off my chest a nearly 30 year secret. Amazing how much relief that can be. I have personally taken many measures to ensure regaining my own healthy mind through workbooks and workshops; however, never revealing to another soul my personal interest in being there. Journalling is a huge help when seemingly destined to have to regain one's own strength. As such so is blogging. :) My secret was never revealed to this day to even my parents and siblings. To this day, my parents are puzzled by why their daughter, who graduated from on of the top high schools in San Antonio in the top third of a class of nearly 900 students, was a seemingly "failure" in col

Bloggin It The Fuck Up (in Am7 Flat)
Man on time I blogged so hard I had to wipe my keyboard down. Sometimes you just gotta blog all over that girls face...because she asked you to that's why. Sometimes I play with "Lincoln BLogs". Sometimes the blog is so thick I gotta turn on the high beams just to sort through the madness of it all. I think sometimes a top eight fux up peoples lives. I mean if you don't put certain people on there they get all "Butt hurt" and they're all sceptical and paranoid and say shit like "How come I"m not on your top 8?...man that's fucked up. I see how it is." But then I'm all like "Look!...you didn't do that thing with the paper bag and the goat, so no spotlight for ye!" There's nothin like takin a good blog. Help stop blogging companies from blogging down rainforrests...didn't you see Furngully? I wonder if there's a poison dart blog?..prolly so. I hate it when my cereal get's all bloggy...then I gotta all pick out the typo's and the emoticons n shit. Pfffffffft...wha

You Are A Keeper !! To All My Friends Please Read!
One day a women's husband died and on that clear, cold morning, in the warmth of their bedroom, the wife was struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn't any more. No more hugs, no more special moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat, no more "just one minute." Sometimes, what we care about the most gets all used up and goes away . . never to return before we can say good-bye, say "I love you." So while we have it , It's best we love it . . . and care for it . Fix it when it's broken . . . and heal it when it's sick. This is true for marriage , old cars , children with bad report cards, dogs with bad hips and aging parents and grandparents. We keep them because they are worth it, because we are worth it. Some things we keep -- like a best friend who moved away or a classmate we grew up with. There are just some things that make us happy, no matter what. Life is important, like peop

Now That I've Listened
to all the most depressing music i could have possibly listened to. I feel better about everything. I came to the conclusion that I am completely and utterly worthless. I'll probably never reach a man that will put up with my neurosis, and that i'll die alone. It's depressing, but theres plenty of valium and vodka where that came from!

A Wise Rabbi Vs. Tax Inspector
At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an >> inspector to audit the >> books of a synagogue. While he was checking the >> books he turned to the Rabbi >> and said: >> >> "I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do >> with the candle >> drippings?" >> >> "Good question", noted the Rabbi. "We save them up >> and send them back to the >> candle makers, and every now and then they send us a >> free box of candles." >> >> "Oh", replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed >> that his unusual question >> had a practical answer. But on he went, in his >> obnoxious way: >> >> "What about all these biscuit purchases? What do you >> do with the crumbs?" >> >> "Ah, yes", replied the Rabbi, realizing that the >> inspector w as trying to >> trap him with an unanswerable question. "We collect >> them and send them back >> to the manufacturers, and every now and then they >> send a free box of holy >> biscuits." >> >> "I see!" replied the auditor, thinking

Home Again
I'm so excited!! I'm going "home" next week! I've been living in East Tennessee for the past 6 years, but "home", to me, is Chicago. It's been nearly 2 years since my last visit, maybe longer. When you get my age time just gets away from you!! My past visits usually consisted of an extended weekend, but this time I'll be in town all week!! I'll actually be able to hang out with my best friends while I'm there, one of which I haven't seen in over 6 years!! She has a daughter I've never even met (man I suck)...she was in a really ugly relationship w/ a POS that made me want to do things that would land me behind bars,so I stayed away!!!! But now he's out of her life and she's found herself again, and I can't wait to see her!! I'm gonna spend some time with my niece and nephews, go to dinner with my mom and my sister, and her man. Hang out with my baby bro and my cousin, visit my son and meet his "girlfriend" (I promise to keep my mouth shut), who I hear isn't a very likeable per

Pantera - This Love
Pantera This Love If ever words were spoken Painful and untrue I said I loved but I lied In my life All I wanted Was the keeping Of someone like you As it turns out Deeper within me Love was twisted and pointed at you Never ending pain, quickly ending life -- (Chorus) You keep this love, thing, child, toy You keep this love, fist, scar, break You keep this love I'd been the tempting one Stole her from herself This gift in pain Her pain was life And sometimes I feel so sorry I regret this the hurting of you But you make me so unhappy I'd take my life and leave love with you I'd kill myself for you, I'd kill you for myself -- (Chorus) No more head trips

Semper Fi Erin Captain Erin Montgomery
HEY EVERYONE WE HAVE ONE OF OUR OWN FRIEND AND FAMILY MEMBER HERE ON CT WHO IS LEAVING TO THE MIDDLE EAST AS OF 20/2007/03 @ 0600AM BELOW IS THE LINK TO HER PLEASE COMMENT HER WITH PRAYERS AND SUCH TILL SHE COMES HOME LETS SHOW HER OUR SUPPORT FOR SHE IS ALSO A MEMBER OT TROOPS TRAIN. CLICK THE PIC ABOVE AND SHOW THE LOVE

A Path Less Traveled
Where do our roads take us i wonder sometimes?...there are days where I can see the endless possibilities of the paths of others and i try and help them see their paths and get them started on their way....and i know of days where i have no help to offer others...it is during these times i wonder where all the paths in life lead once i have helped someone find their way...will they find the happiness that is with in their reach or will they stumble somewhere along the way?...as i reflect on all this i am left to wonder...why is it that i can always see others paths but never my own?..is it a curse of mine that i must carry for helping others along the way as i keep putting one foot down ahead of the other in search of the path that surely someday i might see?...I dont know where my path lies nor where it leads..but on that path less traveled i hope that i have some company!

Never Mind Me
Myspace Layouts :: Funny Videos :: Music Video Codes If you see me on the street Looking like I ain't slept in a week (hey) don't worry baby. Find me closing down the bar Catch me crawling to my car (hey), just look the other way. And if I'm by myself with a twisted face Filling up on comfortable space. Never mind me (I'll be fine just talking to myself) Never mind me (sitting all alone inside my personal hell) I'm going just fine, never mind me. Well if you just can't comprehend why I'd be kissing your best friend (hey) Just keep on walking baby. If you see me sitting on the edge of a twenty story ledge (oh) But don't try to save me (no) I'm probably looking at the sky just trying to find the reason why (why) Never mind me (I'll be fine just talking to myself) Never mind me (sitting all alone inside my personal hell) I'm going just fine Never mind me. Don't remind me I'm not crazy don't rewind me then replay me I'm just fine. Never mind me (I'll be find ju

Know Your Knave!
Know Your Knave! The Queen of Hearts, she made some tarts all on a summer's day. The Knave of Hearts, he stole the tarts and took them clean away. The King of Hearts, called for the tarts and beat the Knave full sore. The Knave of Hearts, brought back the tarts and vowed he'd steal no more. So, as we see the most common type of Knave was, and still is, the Thieving Knave. But what other types are there? One of the most comprehensive catalogues of Knavishness was compiled by Mr. William Shakespeare – Playwright and well-known Knave Fancier. Here's just a few varieties from Mr. Shakespeare's many plays. (See how many you recognise from your daily interactions.) a foolish knave a cowardly knave a naughty knave a drunken knave a rude knave a beastly knave a muddy knave a mad knave a scurvy knave a crafty knave a base knave a subtle knave a pragging knave an unthrifty knave a devilish knave a fantastical knave a cuckoldly knave a poor knave

Email Jokes 031907
These are GREAT! My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't. --------------------------------------------------------------- Marriage is a three-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. ---------------------------------------------------------------- For Sale: Wedding dress, size 8. Worn once by mistake. ---------------------------------------------------------------- There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman: Before marriage and after marriage. ---------------------------------------------------------------- ' Why were hurricanes usually named after women? Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild, but when they go, they take your house and car. --------------------------------------------------------------------- The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed way too qualified for the job. "Look Miss," said the foreman, "have you any act

The Tailgater!
An honest man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman hit the roof--and the horn--screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection. As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects. He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were

Daylight
i slowly opened my eyes to peer at the world a smile crossed my face i have finally beaten the demon struck it back to where it lied while i rested it came to wrestle with my head to take hold of my heart ir ripped off my wings to stop me from flying it stole my breathe to stop me from breathing it took my heart to stop me from loving from loving myself and others it took my eyes to stop me from seeing it stole my ears to stop me from hearing it broke me down to stop me from being free it made me cry neverending tears ran down my face right where i was in the dark where i belonged a broken shell in a million pieces a unyeilding pain tore through me stripping me bare racking my soul so i fought and i fought hard i gave the demon all i had to break free from my hell to become stronger because i found you i fought for you i wrestled till there was nothing left to find the daylight to wake beside you with this smile knowing i conquered my

Yeah One More Survey Tonight
1) been in the back of a police car? Yeah but I probably shouldn't talk about that yet 2) been in the military? No but had some military in me 3) watched fireworks on acid? I have watched many things on acid 4) been beaten up? Well if you ask him yeah 5) driven drunk? Oh yeah 6) owned cats? No I refuse to be the Crazy Cat Lady 7) played on stage for money? Only with myself 8) worked in a nightclub? Well it migh be abel to pass as a nightclub 9) been to the middle east? Hmmmm . . . will you turn me in to the FBI if I say yes 10) have thai relatives? Hehehe, relatives . . . 11) smoked opium? Drugs are bad 12) driven 110 miles an hour? Well this time . . . yeah never mind 13) lived in texas? Uh, no 14) lived with a stripper? Does living with myself count? 15) had sex in a snowbank? It wasn't an actual snow bank - more just a shoveled pile of snow 16) worked in a sex shop? Hehehe . . . how loosely are we defining work? 17)

Naomi Campbell......
NEW YORK - Naomi Campbell, wearing black stilettos and slinging dark work boots over her shoulder, traded the catwalk for community service Monday at a sanitation garage to start a five-day sentence for assaulting her maid. ADVERTISEMENTThe 36-year-old supermodel arrived at the Manhattan District 3 Garage at Pier 36 on the Hudson in a black sport utility vehicle. She'll be pushing a broom or mop at the garage for her guilty plea to misdemeanor assault for throwing a cell phone at her maid over a pair of missing jeans.Campbell was met by a garage official who escorted her through the building's dirty, steel double doors. She also wore chocolate brown pants, a short fitted coat with a flared bottom, dark sunglasses and a newsboy-type cap over a short hairdo.She didn't acknowledge the horde of assembled media."Miss Campbell arrived on time to work. She came ready to work," Albert Durrell, deputy chief of the Department of Sanitation, told reporters at a briefing outside the facility.It's

Kinky
His dick is most surely a dilly, A grand and marvellous Willie. His gal loves to give head, But most often instead, He ends by just screwing her silly. My back aches, my pussy is sore; I simply can't screw any more. I'm covered with sweat, And you haven't come yet, And gosh, it's a quarter to four!

Since I Dont Think Anyone Reads Bullitons..
Ever hear of RPOL? It's Roleplaying online.. they have a bunch of different sorts of games you can join.. everything from DnD type stuff to just freeform writing.. like writing an interactive story. Anyhow.. I've been in alot of games but this one is my favorite. We roleplay highschoolers or some rp just out of highschoolers... all over 18. If anyone is bored and likes to write you should come have a lookie! Maybe even join! I'm telling ya, it's fun. :D http://www.rpol.net/game.cgi?gi=30&gn=Highschool+Life:+Free&date=1174370986

Gah. ....i Was Forced To Go Shopping
well my day started off pretty blah. i had a dental appointment this morning....i hate going to the dentist. ok well i got a cleaning & an exam...which led to the doctor finding to fillings that were loose. he told me he was gonna fix them up right then & there...yay me. so once he was done murdering what is left of my teeth i headed back home cuz luke was supposed to meet me there to help me start my makeover. it was hysterical really....i had to walk over to the security guard's little hut thing to tell him to let luke in. i had forgotten to let the guard know that luke was coming over. anyway...when luke saw my closet he nearly died.....all my clothes is either red or black or some shade of gray...lmao. he told me that i was stuck in a major color rut. when he had me try on some of my clothes he noticed that everything was like 2 or 3 sizes too big. he said that my style was dead & i have no idea what size i really am. then he asked to look at my makeup...& when i showed it t

Believe In Yourself...
I got this out of one of the books that I read. I hope most people like it. I know I do. Set your standards high You deserve the best. Try for what you want And never settle for less. Believe in youself No matter what you choose. Keep a winning attitude And you can never lose. Think about your destination But don't worry if you stray Becaue the most important thing Is that you've learned along the way. Take all that you've become To be all that you can be. Soar above the clouds And let your dreams set you free. Jillian K. Hunt

A New Day Dawning....
A new day is Dawning The moon is layed to rest, The dreams of lastnight, Are forgotten. What was that last thought, Upon rising? You think you have it in your Grasp. Was it the thought of your true love? Was it just a test? What were you thinking when you slept lastnight, Were you thinking of him holding you in his arms so tight? Wanting him near you? Wanting him there, knowing that its not possible Not really Caring? Do you wonder if he was thinking of you. Lying in wait, for the next time he sees you for your next special date? Will you see him again? What will you wear? Where will you go? What will you do? Does it matter as long as he's with you? Does he love you, as you do him? or is it just a fantasy best left in dreams? March 2007

To Get A Message
What you got to do to get a message on here have big boobs ...Soz I have big boobs but i ain't flashing them...Nothing against the ones that do good luck to them lol...Me being new and everything mmmmmmmmm

Copulation Gone Awry
Copulate Main Entry: copulate Part of Speech: verb Definition: have sex Synonyms: bang, bed, boff, breed, cohabit, conjugate, couple, dork, fool around, fornicate, have coition, have relations, have sex, hump, lay, lie with, make it, make love, make out, mate, screw, sleep together, sleep with, unite. I was reading a book today--hey shut up I was--when I heard the most annoying voice I've ever heard in my life. The voice surrounded me quickly, crippling my thoughts and stopping me mid-sentence. It was from a person, I think. Ya know, I'd heard myths of sailors getting so sex-hungry out on the seas that at night, when everybody was asleep, they'd copulate with fog horns. I didn't believe these outrageous stories until this afternoon when I encountered a half man/half fog horn offspring. He looked to be around 16 years old and much to my surprise, he seemed to be generally liked and socially accepted. Long story short, right before I threw a rock at him, I recal

Chai Knee Chode.
a 'fa u' poem by nay: when your poopin in the sink, and yo daddy takes a peek. FA U! FA U! when your fucking on a toad, and it licks your fuckin chode. FA U! FA U! when your fingers in my but, and you make me bust a nut. FA U! FA U! when you drink a cup of pee, and your ma calls you chai-knee. FA U! FA U!

Aristotle Bottle.
a 'fa u' poem by cake: when yer vacuuming the floor, and your mom calls you a whore: FA U! FA U! when yer fuckin on a bottle, and you name it aristotle: FA U! FA U! when yer flossin with a pube, and yer but gets really hu: FA U! FA U! when yer strummin ukulele and you're droppin out a baby: FA U! FA U!

Relationship Rules
Relationship Rules 1. The female makes the rules. 2. The rules are subject to change by the female at any time without prior notification. 3. No male can possibly know all the rules. Attempts to document the rules are not permitted. 4. If the female suspects that the male may know some or all of the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules. 5. The female is never wrong. 6. If the female is wrong, it is because of an egregarious misunderstanding which was the direct result of something the male did, said, did not do, or did not say. 7. If rule 6 is invoked, the male must apologize immediately for having been the cause of the misunderstanding without any clues from the female as to what he did to have caused the misunderstanding. See rule 13. 8. The female may change her mind at any time for any reason or no reason at all. 9. The male is never permitted to change his mind or under circumstances without the express written consent of the f

I Hate Making Presentations!
I hate making Presentations! To be good at something, you don't necessarily have to be a genius, just a little bit better than everyone else. The problem is, once you start to be good at something, other people start thinking of you as the expert - and it doesn't matter if it's fly fishing, cooking, basket weaving, nuclear physics or whatever. And then, because they think of you as an expert, they start expecting you to be able to tell everyone else what it is you know. If you are really unlucky, you will be invited to talk to groups of people about what it is you are good at. This is where I am right now, having to give a half hour presentation in two days to a group of people I don't know, about a topic that is not that interesting and I haven't even started preparing... Arghhhh!!!

Today Is The Day
HI all well today is the day i move on and tell my ex to his face it is over. I am so scared. still have alot to do in the house. I will be back when i have access to a puter. love u all. Beautiful scars

My Heart
My heart, locked away Walls so strong, no one Could enter there Living this way, no feeling No pain, No emotion Was survival for me All alone, no one to hold No one to touch, to kiss I lived this way for so long Centuries passed, time flowed Bringing me here, gently To this place, to love again He was unexpected I did not search, by yet He was here, with me He smiles, my heart melts His touch starts a fire Burning out of control He is just a man This simple man, awakened A heart long thought dead We share a kiss Something sweet, pure Releasing us, forever Releasing from the pain Of longing, lonlieness Of our solitude

Poem 1
the darkness in your heart swallowed the light that i had in my heart. i dont cry ne more tears over that fact that you ripped my heart out. moving on wth life is harder then i thought. but everyday i'm movin closer to the surface again. no thanks to you. i'm pickin up all the peices and puttin myself back together. hoping that somewhere out there is my soulmate. the one person to make me happy. just beginging to luv myself for who i am now. i hate the fact that you made me a bitch but thank you for teachin my how to stand up for myself and for makin me come out of hiding. i'm not livin in your shadow ne more and it feels great.

T.t.d.
Good Morning to TTD yes that time again to put on the tirade parade. Today is more about giving one starlet a pat on the back for creating an image that five, six, seven, eight…ooops I was in dance mode…. This is a tidbit of an interview given by Ashley Tisdale. Hot new starlet Ashley Tisdale is taking on the more established party girls. The star of “High School Musical” says she’s nothing like them — she always wears panties. “I don't know why they do that. Maybe they didn't do their laundry,” Tisdale told Blender magazine. “I’m definitely the kind of person to wear underwear all the time.” What’s more, Tisdale — who is releasing an album, “Headstrong” — is disdainful of much of the hedonism she sees among the stars of her generation, especially the drugs, smoking and alcohol. “Personally, I don't think that's cool,” the New Jersey native said. “My mom really instilled confidence in me, so I'm not somebody who'd be under peer pressure.” And while she’s had her skin

A Post I Read
Someone finally said it. How many are actually paying attention to this? There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, Native Americans, etc. And then there are just Americans. You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You Call me "White boy," "Cracker," "Honkey," "Whitey," "Caveman" .. and that's OK. But when I call you, Nigger, Kike, Towel head, Sand-nigger, camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink ... you call me a racist. You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live? You have the United Negro College Fund. You have Martin Luther King Day. You have Black History Month. You have Cesar Chavez Day. You have Yom Hashoah You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi You have the NAACP. You have BET. If we had WET (White Entertainment Television) .. we'd be racists. If we had a White Pride Day .. you would call us racists. If we had

Stranger
Rip the pain from my soul Crumble my heart in two Broken into bits Lost within myself Just a stranger inside Shrinking down to nothing A selfless fool In the end everyone will know I cant catch my breath I cant listen to a word you say Nothing but gibberish flow through my ears Shallow pools of blood form under me Slowly ripping away at my heart Scratches form on my skin A demon i hold within Step out into the darkness Step into my world Get inside of me like never before Take a piece of me and leave Half dead half awake Stranger... only a stranger

You Never Know
You Never Know Author Unknown You never know when someone May catch a dream from you. You never know when a little word, Or something you may do May open up a window Of the mind that seeks the light The way you live may not matter at all... But you never know - it might. And just in case it could be That another's life through you. Might possibly change for the better With a broader brighter view. It seems it might be worth a try At pointing the way to the right. Of course, it may not matter at all, But then again it might.

Me
Hmmmmm, About me..... There is not much to really tell. I am a mysterious Dragon on an unknown quest to rediscover whom I truly am. There is someone out there, that knows the secrets that I need, to put me in my prespective. Along the way, I am sure I have caused much grief and turmoil. I do not ask forgiveness, for it was my fault. I guess that is one of my faults. I never said I was perfect. But this person I search for holds the key to my completeness.

A Mothers Love
A MOTHER'S LOVE A Mother's love is something that no on can explain, It is made of deep devotion and of sacrifice and pain, It is endless and unselfish and enduring come what may For nothing can destroy it or take that love away . . . It is patient and forgiving when all others are forsaking, And it never fails or falters even though the heart is breaking . . . It believes beyond believing when the world around condemns, And it glows with all the beauty of the rarest, brightest gems . . . It is far beyond defining, it defies all explanation, And it still remains a secret like the mysteries of creation . . . A many splendoured miracle man cannot understand And another wondrous evidence of God's tender guiding hand. ~Helen Steiner Rice~

Poem
He drives a big truck. He drives on a team. Works his butt off for the American dream. Trying to stay legal. Trying to stay awake. Pushing the limits of what his body can take. Cell phone rings; he’s got to take it. A backhaul in Jersey. He can just barely make it. A call from the boss. A call to his wife. “I’m coming home late, but I‘ll be home tonight” One more run. One more drop. One more cup of coffee gets him to the next stop. He’s all out of hours. One last call on the phone. “Baby, your Daddy’s on his way home!”

That One Night
seven years of perfection came to an end, the fear within me keeps me from seeing it again, the night it scared the shit out of me is where it began. my truck left the road and i saw the end, that was the night it all began. i tried to get back in the truck, the fear i guess has never left my gut. two lil baby girls and other kids i call my own, is the bigest fear i have and boy it has grown. that one single night when i thought it was at an end, was the one single night it all began. the fear of my life was not my concern, but that of the children is what i learned. they all look to me with eyes so bright, but i lost it all that one single night. what would the moms tell the sweet kids, when they learned the the big truck took me from them. would they know, would they understand? what would they feel? could they go on? for the love of my kids is what drove me on, and the love of my kids is what brought me to an end. the diesel that once ran through my v

Don't Forget,,, Please
Today Is My Boys 6th B-day,,, An I Would Love It If Ya'll Left A Little Sumfin For Him On My Page.. That Would Just Make His Day Even Better,, Anyways Thanks In Advance To Whomever Leaves Some Love Fer Him!!!

A Nasty Poem By Me
Up and down we move our bodies, Making love like never before, Faster and faster till we can't breath, The sweat begins to drip down, Next we turn and 69 one another, You play with my clit so right, I begin to cum in relief, I suck and blow till I make you scream, You cum in my mouth that hot stream, I taste the satsifaction of a job well done, Ingesting it into my body.

And From Within...
and from within... teach me to feel show me its real prove to me you're MY IDEAL. fed up with, my solitude i finally understood this loneliness that i endured was obscured. hug me, caress me. show me your affection piece for me that part of the world i have yet to see. experience with me all that life has to give teach me to exceed all that i thought i would be. elevate my emotions to exceed my thought of perfection by incrementing from infatuation to love.

Pissed At (you Knwo Who U R) I'm Venting
How great is it to wake up in the morning on your 21st birthday just gave birth to your daughter 21 days ago on March 1st.And come to find out your husband is CT married to some fucking old ass ugly hag in Canada and they enjoy it.He talks flirty and dirty with tons of women all over the net even gets on cam for them watches their cams too.But yet sits and talks to you everyday as if its no big deal wtf?! Anybody in their right mind can clearly see thats fucking cheating and lying and I am his real life wife so how the fuck am I supposed to be happy about this shit even if we are getting divorced I mean shit give me some fucking respect I gave birth to his fucking daughter for christs sake and he acts like so what big deal who cares if I wanna be a man whore and fuck around aint none of your business well yes the fuck it is if I have custody of OUR daughter and you're gonna come into MY house to see her,if he wants to see her then he needs to straighten the fuck up cuz I aint putting u

My Job. . .
I got an email first thing this morning indicating that I would now be in charge of training an outside vendor on how to essentially do my job. Remember the scene in Office Space when everyone has to re-interview for their job? This is like that, but worse. Why hire a vendor if you're going to just have to train them and then have the in-house person that used to do the job manage them? So you can pay double what you used to for the same product and have it done by someone with no experience? Grrr...

The History Of The Finger...(lol)
The Middle Finger Well, now......here's something I never knew before, and now that I know it, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in the hope that they, too, will feel edified. Isn't history more fun when you know something about it? Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of every captured English soldier. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future. His famous English longbow was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as "plucking the yew" (or "pluck yew"). Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset. And began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew! Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult cons

The Shower
I got in the shower this morning, Tried to wash the pain away. But I'm still covered in it, I guess it's there to stay. Grabbed a pen and paper, Tried to scribble out the hurt. But there's no way to tell you, Not even words. Scrubbed my skin dry, Tried to rough away my stains. But there's no soap strong enough, To wash away this pain. Let my hair down, Brushed away the hurt I have. Closed my eyes tight, And let go of my past... ...Got in the shower this morning, The water poured down like rain. I opened my eyes and smiled, As my pain ran down the drain.

True Contentment
Contentment is not: a faster car a prettier wife a handsome husband a fancy boat a million dollars plastic surgery a huge house a gold ribbon a popularity contest win a luxurious vacation home the proper friends True contentment is: Knowing who you are Why you are here and Where you are going!

Random Thoughts For Today
I am just blah right now. I should be in a better mood. I have 2 kids at school. One watching sesame street and hubby asleep so the computer is all mine for awhile longer. I think it's just that I am super tired. My neck is killing me. The damn doctors can't do shit for my herniated disks. Some days are ok and I forget my neck is jacked up. Other days, like today, this shit hurts. I want to be whole again. I don't want surgery but it is starting to look like that will be my permanent fix to this problem. I hate doctors. Have I mentioned that yet?

Twenty Nine Lines To Make You Smile
TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE 1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 6. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me 7. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 8. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 9. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing. 10. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 11. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 12. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 13. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 14. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 15. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 16. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it! 17. Wrinkl

If Your A True Friend To Me, You Should Be A True Friend To My Family Too..... :-)
Today I am pimping out my husband...all of you say you are my friends, well friends should be friends with each others friends and family.....so Please go show my husband some hot sticky cherry loving.(lol)...all of you...no excuses...or I swear I'll remove you from my friends list...LOL Add, fan, and rate him, and give him some love. He is a hard working man, a wonderful father who adores his kids, and a wonderful husband. Lets all show some appreciation to good and decent men, starting by showing my husband he is loved by America ...well at least the CherryTap...... Here is his link.... spead some love..... djwoody420@ CherryTAP Thankyou so much, you all rock.... Please repost

On Hands And Knees (poem)
On Hands and Knees (Part 1) On hands and knees I pray God help me find my way I'm lost, there's no way out My whole life is in doubt Is death my only choice? I ask in saddened voice Give me strength to go on Fix all that has gone wrong Open my lonely eyes Dry the tears I have cried Let me feel love inside With one who'll be my bride On Hands and Knees (Part 2) An angel speaks my name And changes everything I feel warmth in her heart From her I'll never part God has answered my call In love, I can now fall With one I so adore I'll find heartbreak no more Our love will never die For she'll stay by my side Forever and a day In true love we will stay

Who Is Jack Schitt???
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schi

Oh Lord.
I was just looking at the calendar and realized that I'm not going to be home two weekends in a row. well with the exception of our "break" next saturday. damn. this is getting to be too much, i don't think my liver can survive two weekends in a row of nati & chris. not to mention jason & chris (Halifax. Though I am thinking of forcing Jason to drink that nasty ass shit he pawned off on us at the Chance... We shall see.

Poem
i'm sorry for the way i was i'm sorry for the pain that i caused i hate to admit it that i was wrong you know i still love you you know that i care but that doesn't stop the pain and dispar you where the one i saw my self with but i let fear put a stop to it i wish i was stronger i wish i wasn't a dummy but you know that i am i love you to death which doesn't seem to far away cause i'm slowly falling away i just want you to know i'll always watch you from up above i love you honey you know i do i can't say enough i'm not the hottest chick walking around but if you gave me the chance to show you i've changed i promise i wouldn't hurt you again...

Golden Years Prayer
With every breath I take,I say a little prayer. I pray that I'll be old and wise with silver braided hair. I pray that I'll have lots of friends from young to very old. and one of them will haved learned from me something more valuable than gold. I pray I will have been of help to someone I hold dear and that my eyes stay good for at least another year. most of all I pray to live a long and healthy life and to make some old man a very happy wife.

Mechanics
Ole and Sven were drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Minneapolis. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Ole said, "I vish ve had somethin ta drink!" Sven says, "Me too. Y'know, I've hear you can drink dat yet fuel an get a buzz. Ya vanna try it?" So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and got completely smashed. Next morning Ole woke up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! The phone rang. It was Sven who asks "How iss you feelin dis mornin?" Ole says, "I feel great. How bout you?" Sven says, "I feel great, too. Ya don't have no hangover?" Ole says, "No dat yet fuel iss great stuff -- no hangover, nothin. Ve oughta do dis more often." Sven agreed. "Yeah, vell, but dere's yust vun ting." Ole asked, "Vat's dat?" Sven questioned, "Haff you farted yet?" Ole stopped to think. "No " "Vell, DON

One Perfect Kiss
These feeling inside I try to hide, but with you it's to no avail. My mind often drifts back to one special night, and childhood fairytales. You saved me with one touch of your hand, and in that moment I began to understand, the nature of the burning that ran so deep inside. The pleasure of the moment, when you first kissed me. Your aftershave still lingers, on my pillow at night. Memories keeping me warm, of when you held me tight. I have never known such passion, never known such bliss. I never knew I could feel the way I felt, with one perfect kiss.

Thought Processes
I read this in todays paper and had to pass it on. Read it carefully, especially the third and fourth paragraphs, and think about it. Then tell me how the railroad could have prevented it. Residents rail at train deaths By Kimberly K. Fu/Staff Writer Article Launched: 03/20/2007 06:33:40 AM PDT Outraged over two recent train-related deaths in Suisun City, a local citizens group plans to speak out at tonight's Suisun City Council meeting over what it sees as a lack of rail safety. "We want to find out why it's taken them so long to do anything," said Dwight Acey, spokesman for the Suisun Citizens League. "It should've been a month, at the longest." On Feb. 23, local resident Van Smith, 82, was killed when his Saturn was struck by an Amtrak Coast Starlight train about a mile north of the Suisun/Fairfield Station. Smith apparently had been driving south on Sunset Avenue around 10 a.m. as the crossing arms began lowering. Police said he drove under the arms, stopped on

Somewhere
Somewhere there's someone who dreams of your smile, and finds in your presence that life is worth while. So when you are lonely, remember it's true Somebody somewhere is thinking of you. - K. Blackburn -

Daughter Wrote This After She Became A Mommy
Daughter of Mine I take a look in this book and for a while I will look at your smile You are my joy playing with your toy You're so calm around your mom The day you came Katelin was your name I will never let you go 'cause I love you so My daughter of mine giving me a sign that love is here so never fear Andrea Nicole Norman

Fyi To Friends And Family...
doing a little experiment.. got the idea from seeing a bulletin posted by devilsplaything... (http://www.cherrytap.com/bulletins.php?b=3753459618) From the comment section: whats the difference between a picture of a girl or a picture of a emoticon? people don't read and think that's always the problem and not the point of the bulletin kthx ♥Tainted ♥ Love ♥ Freaks & Geeks Family ♥ The Princess ♥ 2007-03-20 04:04:06 Oh and if you read profiles and check pplz salutes there should be no confusion. ♥Tainted ♥ Love ♥ Freaks & Geeks Family ♥ The Princess ♥ 2007-03-20 04:03:26 this is from my blog tho. Plaything wasn't the original poster of the rules. I was.The link is to my blog. I stickied it so please dont turn this all ugly. And as far as fake pics go...look around the site...the men and the women both do it. It just goes to show how ppl think around here.

Cooties
Okay, so somehow I gave my entire company a virus on all of the networks and servers. they think it either came from my CherryTap, or MySpace account. Therefore I have not been using either one of them at work. And in turn they let me keep my job. LOL Anyway, I am moving and will have a computer at home I can let get virus's and hopefully you will all still be my friends then. Until then, I miss you all. Talk to ya soon.

Warewolf Child
The winds wailing high into the night, earth heaving , mound of breasts swelling as the screams get louder. The cave opens its canal as a beast pushes out of the canal, as mother pushes harder, the beast pushes its way out, lifted above from the belly. A baby girl born, small dark with tiny fangs, pointed ears, wisps of hair trailing down to her back, pointed nails like the beast, yellos eyes peeking to see her mother for the frist time. mother wraps and cradles her new born warewold child, gazing out to from inside the cave and sees the others that had shown up. The main leader of the pack lifts his head up, nose towards the full moon and gives a long howl as the others follow along. as the mother greets the child to her breast it greedily takes on the breast and quietly suckles sleeping soundly in the arms of mother. she stands tall, long black hair, red stained lips, pale like the snow and green eyes. walking slowly with her newborn towards the pack, lays the child down and

Why Why Why.....
Do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people keep running over a s

Merry Ostara - The First Day Of Spring
Day (yellow) and night (purple) now stand equal in the sky, with the sun and moon on each side respectively. In the centre there is a hill with an opening to a tomb. A tree stand on the hill over the tomb. The hill is covered in wildflowers. Before there can be harmony, however, the combination of light and dark in the sky reminds us that our existence and the world we live in are marked by both light and dark, good and evil., often leading to death. Ostara, we are told is a time of recalling the victory of light over dark, when the Goddess and God went into the underworld. The sacred writings tell us that the divine child, called "the light of the world", went into the world of death to bring about the victory of light. On the Ostara card a group of women are preparing the body of the Divine Child for burial. The wildflowers form a colourful canopy over a dark underworld where the face of shadowy figure is just visible. This is the dark lord who personifies evil and reminds us of t

Things
life just keeps throwing curves at me these days it seems I feel like I have been in a nightmare I havent forgotten about anyone nor am I being rude real life is my first priority as I would hope it is for you all at any rate I have finally responded back to all emails and will get to comments as soon as possible to those who are aware whats going on and have sent your blessings thank you ...those who have my number feel free to call if you dont you may leave me yours I hope all is weel with all of you..have a kick ass week xoxo K

My Next Business Venture!!
Hey everyone, please read this and help me with some ideas of how we can scam the public, tax-free like all these guys do!!! Praying for Prosperity By Karen Shugart Published 03.14.2007 http://charlotte.creativeloafing.com/gyrobase/Content?oid=140779 The answer to my finances came to me when I turned on my TV in the early a.m. A man with over-gelled hair speaks from the screen: "You have so much potential, if somehow you could just get your candle lit ... This candle is fantastic, but without a light it's not really fulfilling its purpose. Realize that you can have the Holy Spirit light up your life today! "To help light up your life, I want to send you the green prosperity handkerchief today," continues televangelist Don Stewart, an apparent staple of late-night paid programming. "All you have to do is go to the telephone and dial the number you see on the screen. It's free. It's Biblical. It's yours." The show segues through a litany of people whose troubles have va

Good News 2
getting the new job means that once I'm working and sorted my finances out i.e regular money coming in each month i'll be able to visit dna tattoo and see simon.need to get the tattoo on my thigh finished. and also I've loads more(and i do mean loads i can see 10 on my notice board, 3 rather large pieces and 7 smaller pieces and 1 that is gonna be a background behind the 3 tribal and the Celtic knotwork pieces on my right shin and calf )that I've designed whilst I've been off work.that's the best thing about working for a temping agency is the spare time, down side is not having regular wages coming in. then of course there's ozzy in June too now that I'm really looking forward to.

Help Dee Dee Win
hey everybody if you look on my fan of list dee dee is trying to win a contest so lets all help her commint the hell out of her pics i guess every comment is a vote so leave as many as you can please

Guest Book
to all my cherry tap friends and to the new ones in the future come sign my guest book and let me know where you all are from kind nice to know through out this big world where we all are ya know! Thanks have fun!

Inside
INSIDE Kiss like a demon's flame. Intimate as an angel's compassion. Eyes that go on for eternity, and I find myself standing at the end. A moment to learn your skin is all I need to find you. And then I let go in you. Inside. Flesh becoming flush, as the blood begins to flow. Hot breath twisting betwixt us. How could I have known that I am fulfilled when I consume you. Looking into you. Moving inside you becomes an art. Fingers carress details. No attention is spared. A language that need not be spoken comes into play. I become whole again. Inside. By Tommy "TommyNator" Iversen. Translated from Danish to American/English and edited by my friend and englishteacher Søren Aagaard.

Irish Gas Station
Irish gas station Taking a wee break from the golf course, Tiger Woods drives his new Mercedes into an Irish gas station. An attendant greets him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro is ... "Top o' the mornin to ya." As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees fall out of his pocket. "So what are those things, laddie?" asks the attendant. "They're called tees," replies Tiger. "And what would ya be usin 'em for now?" inquires the Irishman. "Well, they're for placing my balls on when I'm driving," replies Tiger. "Aw, Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!" exclaims the Irish attendant. "Those fellas at Mercedes think of everything."

Great Career Choice
An old southern country preacher from Georgia had a teenage son named David and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young men, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do, and he didn't seem too concerned about it. One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an experiment. He went into the boy's room and placed on his study table four objects: a Bible, a silver dollar, a bottle of whisky, and a Playboy magazine. "I'll just hide behind the door," the old preacher said to himself, "and when he comes home from school this afternoon, I'll see which object he picks up. If it's the Bible, he's going to be a preacher like me, and what a blessing that would be! If he picks up the dollar, he's going to be a businessman, and that would be OK, But if picks up the bottle, he's going to be a no-good drunkard, and, Lord, what a shame that would be. And worst of all, if he picks up that magazine he's gonna be

Song Of The Day! Afternoon Edition!
ok so i've been slackin on the afternoon edition of my song of the day thingy so i figured i'd get back on track today with a U2 song so here's Staring at the Sun off there Pop Album :D Summer stretching on the grass Summer dresses pass In the shade of a willow tree Creeps a crawling over me Over me and over you Stuck together with God's glue It's going to get stickier too It's been a long hot summer Let's get under cover Don't try too hard to think Don't think at all I'm not the only one Staring at the sun Afraid of what you'll find If you took a look inside I'm not just deaf and dumb Staring at the sun Not the only one Who's happy to go blind There's an insect in your ear If you scratch it won't disappear It's gonna itch and burn and sting You want to see what the scratching brings Waves that leave me out of reach Breaking on your back like a beach Will we ever live in peace? 'Cause those that can't do Often have to And those that can't do Oft

Hey, Can You Give Me Another One Of Those Full Cavity Searches?
The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over. 20. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 19. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 18. Aren't you the guy from the villiage people? 17. Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job. 16. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer. 15. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead. 14. Bad cop. No donut. 13. You're not going to check the trunk, are you? 12. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence. 11. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on cops? 10. Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds? 9. I pay your salary 8. So uh, you on the take or what? 7. Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning. 6. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 5. I was trying to keep u

Love Tarrot
Your Daily Tarot WOW this is pretty much um right on lol Today's Card Image - copyright 1998 Lo Scarabeo S.r.l. The Ten of Swords card reversed suggests that you may be unwilling to let the matter rest, find closure or let go of an old romantic hurt. You might feel heartbroken, abused or at rock bottom, but in your mind you may be the hero for enduring such difficulties, especially if you have put all your hopes or trust into this situation or relationship. Go out with dignity or make the inevitable changes on your own terms, and you might actually feel relieved, in control and liberated. Brighter days are still ahead for you. While this may be the end of one era, it can be the beginning of another as long as you let go of the painful past and don't keep throwing yourself to the wolves in order to prove yourself or your love. If it isn't working for you anymore, move on or make a clean sweep of it rather than hurting or incriminating yourself out of fear.

I Really Need Some Help Here
HEY EVERYONE, I REALLY NEED SOME HELP IN THIS CONTEST. SEXIEST EYES. IM HANGIN IN WITH COMMENT BOMBS BUT I NEED THEM RATES AS WELL. PLEASE COME SEE ME IF YOU HAVE SOME SPARE TIME. I'LL BE SURE TO ANSER THE CALL SHOULD YOU EVER NEED IT RETURNED...THANKS LUV YOU ALL LINK TO CONTEST http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=86770&albumid=274419&i=2161905336

Can You Figure This One Out?
See if you can figure out what all of the following words have in common: Banana Dresser Grammar Potato Revive Uneven Voodoo Assess Are you peeking or have you already given up? Give It Another Try You'll kick yourself when you discover the answer. Go back and look at them again; think hard. OK... Here you go....hope you didn't cheat..... This is cool..... SCROLL DOWN Answer: In all of the words listed, if you take the first letter.. place it at the end of the word....and then spell the word backwards..... it will be the same word. Did you figure it out? Most people do not.