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Chapter 24 { Frankenstein
Chapter 24 My present situation was one in which all voluntary thought was swallowed up and lost. I was hurried away by fury; revenge alone endowed me with strength and composure; it moulded my feelings and allowed me to be calculating and calm at periods when otherwise delirium or death would have been my portion. My first resolution was to quit Geneva forever; my country, which, when I was happy and beloved, was dear to me, now, in my adversity, became hateful. I provided myself with a sum of money, together with a few jewels which had belonged to my mother, and departed. And now my wanderings began which are to cease but with life. I have traversed a vast portion of the earth and have endured all the hardships which travellers in deserts and barbarous countries are wont to meet. How I have lived I hardly know; many times have I stretched my failing limbs upon the sandy plain and prayed for death. But revenge kept me alive; I dared not die and leave my adversary in being.

Chapter 7 { The Invisibel Man
VII. THE UNVEILING OF THE STRANGER The stranger went into the little parlour of the Coach and Horses about half-past five in the morning, and there he remained until near midday, the blinds down, the door shut, and none, after Hall's repulse, venturing near him. All that time he must have fasted. Thrice he rang his bell, the third time furiously and continuously, but no one answered him. "Him and his `go to the devil' indeed!" said Mrs. Hall. Presently came an imperfect rumour of the burglary at the vicarage, and two and two were put together. Hall, assisted by Wadgers, went off to find Mr. Shuckleforth, the magistrate, and take his advice. No one ventured upstairs. How the stranger occupied himself is unknown. Now and then he would stride violently up and down, and twice came an outburst of curses, a tearing of paper, and a violent smashing of bottles. The little group of scared but curious people increased. Mrs. Huxter came over; some gay young fellows resplendent in black r

Chapter 1 { The Hound Of The Baskervills
Chapter 1. Mr. Sherlock Holmes Mr. Sherlock Holmes, who was usually very late in the mornings, save upon those not infrequent occasions when he was up all night, was seated at the breakfast table. I stood upon the hearth-rug and picked up the stick which our visitor had left behind him the night before. It was a fine, thick piece of wood, bulbous-headed, of the sort which is known as a "Penang lawyer." Just under the head was a broad silver band nearly an inch across. "To James Mortimer, M.R.C.S., from his friends of the C.C.H.," was engraved upon it, with the date "1884." It was just such a stick as the old-fashioned family practitioner used to carry--dignified, solid, and reassuring. "Well, Watson, what do you make of it?" Holmes was sitting with his back to me, and I had given him no sign of my occupation. "How did you know what I was doing? I believe you have eyes in the back of your head." "I have, at least, a well-polished, silver-plated coffee-pot in front of me,"

Van For Sale
Hello all I am selling a car for a 77 year old lady who needs money to help pay her medical bills. She just had open heart surgery this year and now she is doing real good. Now for her car she asked me to sell for her: It is a 1994 chevy mini van with a little over 200,000 miles on it the mortor runs good and the transmission has just been rebuilt on it. she is asking 850 dollars for it. But please only United States and Canada repond please no over sea people please. Buyer picks it up she will not ship it no where sorry people.

Chapter 8 { The Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes
The Adventure of the Speckled Band On glancing over my notes of the seventy odd cases in which I have during the last eight years studied the methods of my friend Sherlock Holmes, I find many tragic, some comic, a large number merely strange, but none commonplace; for, working as he did rather for the love of his art than for the acquirement of wealth, he refused to associate himself with any investigation which did not tend towards the unusual, and even the fantastic. Of all these varied cases, however, I cannot recall any which presented more singular features than that which was associated with the well-known Surrey family of the Roylotts of Stoke Moran. The events in question occurred in the early days of my association with Holmes, when we were sharing rooms as bachelors in Baker Street. It is possible that I might have placed them upon record before, but a promise of secrecy was made at the time, from which I have only been freed during the last month by the untimely death of

Smile
you tell me i make you smile and i bring joy to you you tell me you love the way i make you happy you say i bring a smile to your face when i tell you how i feel you can make me smile even when i'm sad you make me happy i'm never in a bad mood when i'm with you you tell me that i can bring a smile to your face you make me smile even when i'm down you are my best friend i know we fight but then we forgive and forget by Melissa Dumler

Chapter 2 { The Hound Of The Baskervills
Chapter 2. The Curse of the Baskervilles "I have in my pocket a manuscript," said Dr. James Mortimer. "I observed it as you entered the room," said Holmes. "It is an old manuscript." "Early eighteenth century, unless it is a forgery." "How can you say that, sir?" "You have presented an inch or two of it to my examination all the time that you have been talking. It would be a poor expert who could not give the date of a document within a decade or so. You may possibly have read my little monograph upon the subject. I put that at 1730." "The exact date is 1742." Dr. Mortimer drew it from his breast- pocket. "This family paper was committed to my care by Sir Charles Baskerville, whose sudden and tragic death some three months ago created so much excitement in Devonshire. I may say that I was his personal friend as well as his medical attendant. He was a strong-minded man, sir, shrewd, practical, and as unimaginative as I am myself. Yet he took this document very serio

Stars
i go out at night to look at the stars you can see alot of things out there in the sky at night stars are so bright they make up different things just imagine what you can see there are so many things out there to see up in the sky at night stars are so bright stars can form anything just imagine what you can see there are alot of things happening in the sky at night you never know what the stars will bring by Melissa Dumler

Falling
falling you say im falling in love i say im falling out of love i dont feel the same for you anymore maybe you can find someone else someone who loves you i just dont love you im falling out of love with you falling into love for someone else i may not love you anymore that dont mean i dont have feelings for you it just means i dont have the same feelings falling out of love for you falling into love for someone new what we had will not change what will come is going to change maybe im looking for something new maybe im looking for a change falling out of love for you falling into love for another i just need a new point of view a new way to look at the world maybe someday we will look back say it could be for the better or maybe one day we will find it was for the worst falling out of love falling into a new way seeing things for what they are could be good just trying new things could change the way we feel change the meaning of love or just change ho

Chapter 11 { The Invisibel Man
XI. IN THE COACH AND HORSES Now in order clearly to understand what had happened in the inn, it is necessary to go back to the moment when Mr. Marvel first came into view of Mr. Huxter's window. At that precise moment Mr. Cuss and Mr. Bunting were in the parlour. They were seriously investigating the strange occurrences of the morning, and were, with Mr. Hall's permission, making a thorough examination of the Invisible Man's belongings. Jaffers had partially recovered from his fall and had gone home in the charge of his sympathetic friends. The stranger's scattered garments had been removed by Mrs. Hall and the room tidied up. And on the table under the window where the stranger had been wont to work, Cuss had hit almost at once on three big books in manuscript labelled "Diary." "Diary!" said Cuss, putting the three books on the table. "Now, at any rate, we shall learn something." The Vicar stood with his hands on the table. "Diary," repeated Cuss, sitting down, putting two vo

For Policemen And Correctional Officers...
The Officers stood and faced their God Which must always come to pass. The hoped their shoes were shining Just as brightly as their brass. 'Step forward now officers, How shall I deal with you? Have you always turned the other cheek? To my church have you been true? The men squared their shoulders and the policeman spoke first, 'No Lord, I guess we ain't Because those of us who carry badges can't always be a saint. We've had to work most Sundays, and at times our talk was rough, and sometimes we've been violent because the streets are tough.' The guard then added.. 'But we never took a penny that wasn't ours to keep, though we worked a lot of overtime when the bills were just too steep. We never passed a cry for help though at times we shook with fear, and sometimes, God forgive us, we've wept unmanly tears.' Together they say... 'We know we don't deserve a place among the people here. They never wanted us around excep

For All Firefighters, Paramedics And Police Officers On Scene On 9/11 And Always...
I’ve seen angels cry I have always thought that angels wore halos and wings of white. No. they wear hard hats and black coats with yellow stripes. angels, in my mind, wore long flowing gowns of white. not true they have shirts and badges shining bright. angels always float, with bare feet above the ground. No they wear steel toed boots and go where death is found. all angels have smooth hands that look like porcelain. wrong, Some angels have torn gloves and cuts and burns upon their skin. I thought all angels glowed from heavens light, angels cut steel, their torches is shining bright. And while these earthly angels passed buckets of debris, The angels up in heaven looked down on bended knee. So while the smoke continued to rise into the sky, I watched the rescue workers weep, I've have seen the angels cry…

Think On This ...
And as He hath given, "If ye love me, keep my commandments; for they are not grievous to bear. For I will bear them with thee, I will wipe away thy tears; I will comfort the brokenhearted, I will bring all to those in the ways that are in the Wisdom of God for thy expressions through each experience, in each activity of thine." For thy soul in its Wisdom seeketh expression with Him. Smother it not in the doubts and the fears of materiality but in the spirit of love and truth that encompasseth all, and that is open to ye who have set thy hearts, thy faces, toward the love that is in Jesus, thy Friend, thy Brother. Edgar Cayce Reading 262-105

Chapter 5 { Twenty Thousand Leagues Under The Sea
CHAPTER V AT A VENTURE The voyage of the Abraham Lincoln was for a long time marked by no special incident. But one circumstance happened which showed the wonderful dexterity of Ned Land, and proved what confidence we might place in him. The 30th of June, the frigate spoke some American whalers, from whom we learned that they knew nothing about the narwhal. But one of them, the captain of the Monroe, knowing that Ned Land had shipped on board the Abraham Lincoln, begged for his help in chasing a whale they had in sight. Commander Farragut, desirous of seeing Ned Land at work, gave him permission to go on board the Monroe. And fate served our Canadian so well that, instead of one whale, he harpooned two with a double blow, striking one straight to the heart, and catching the other after some minutes' pursuit. Decidedly, if the monster ever had to do with Ned Land's harpoon, I would not bet in its favour. The frigate skirted the south-east coast of America with great rapidity.

Chapter 6 { The Hound Of The Baskervills
Chapter 6. Baskerville Hall Sir Henry Baskerville and Dr. Mortimer were ready upon the appointed day, and we started as arranged for Devonshire. Mr. Sherlock Holmes drove with me to the station and gave me his last parting injunctions and advice. "I will not bias your mind by suggesting theories or suspicions, Watson," said he; "I wish you simply to report facts in the fullest possible manner to me, and you can leave me to do the theorizing." "What sort of facts?" I asked. "Anything which may seem to have a bearing however indirect upon the case, and especially the relations between young Baskerville and his neighbours or any fresh particulars concerning the death of Sir Charles. I have made some inquiries myself in the last few days, but the results have, I fear, been negative. One thing only appears to be certain, and that is that Mr. James Desmond, who is the next heir, is an elderly gentleman of a very amiable disposition, so that this persecution does not arise from hi

Chapter 4 { Moby Dick
CHAPTER 4 The Counterpane Upon waking next morning about daylight, I found Queequeg's arm thrown over me in the most loving and affectionate manner. You had almost thought I had been his wife. The counterpane was of patchwork, full of odd little parti-colored squares and triangles; and this arm of his tattooed all over with an interminable Cretan labyrinth of a figure, no two parts of which were of one precise shade- owing I suppose to his keeping his arm at sea unmethodically in sun and shade, his shirt sleeves irregularly rolled up at various times- this same arm of his, I say, looked for all the world like a strip of that same patchwork quilt. Indeed, partly lying on it as the arm did when I first awoke, I could hardly tell it from the quilt, they so blended their hues together; and it was only by the sense of weight and pressure that I could tell that Queequeg was hugging me. My sensations were strange. Let me try to explain them. When I was a child, I well remember a

Chapter 6 { In The Days Of The Comet
4 Two people were bathing in the sea. I had awakened. It was still that white and wonderful night, and the blue band of clear sky was no wider than before. These people must have come into sight as I fell asleep, and awakened me almost at once. They waded breast-deep in the water, emerging, coming shoreward, a woman, with her hair coiled about her head, and in pursuit of her a man, graceful figures of black and silver with a bright green surge flowing off from them, a patterning of flashing wavelets about them. He smote the water and splashed it towards her, she retaliated, and then they were knee-deep, and then for an instant their feet broke the long silver margin of the sea. Each wore a tightly fitting bathing dress that hid nothing of the shining, dripping beauty of their youthful forms. She glanced over her shoulder and found him nearer than she thought, started, gesticulated, gave a little cry that pierced me to the heart, and fled up the beach obliquely towards

If I Die Before My Time (by Outlaw Angel) Poem #95
IF I DIE BEFORE MY TIME MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL DOING THE BEST WITH MY LIFE WAS MY GOAL. IF I DIE BEFORE MY TIME MAY I GO IN PEACE MAY ALL THE PAIN I'E CAUSED HAVE IT'S RELEASE. IF I GO BEFORE MY TIME MAY MY LOVED ONES NOT MOURN MAY THEY LOOK UPON OUR MEMORIES WITH EVERYTHING BUT SCORN. WRITTEN BY: OUTLAW ANGEL

Sometime I Wonder (poem #275)
SOMETIME I WONDER WHAT LAYS AHEAD SOMETIMES WE WONDER AT WORDS LEFT UNSAID. SOMETIMES I WONDER IF YOUR AS REAL AS YOU SEEM MAYBE THIS COULD ALL BE A DREAM. SOMETIMES I WONDER IF YOUR SINCERE AND TRUE AND SOMETIMES I WONDER IF I'LL BE LEFT BE BLUE. OUTLAW ANGEL

Be Thankfull
Be thankful that you don't already have everything you desire. If you did, what would there be to look forward to? Be thankful when you don't know something, for it gives you the opportunity to learn. Be thankful for the difficult times. During those times you grow. Be thankful for your limitations, because they give you opportunities for improvement. Be thankful for each new challenge, because it will build your strength and character. Be thankful for your mistakes. They will teach you valuable lessons. Be thankful when you're tired and weary, because it means you've made a difference. It's easy to be thankful for the good things. A life of rich fulfillment comes to those who are also thankful for the setbacks. Gratitude can turn a negative into a positive. Find a way to be thankful for your troubles, and they can become your blessings.

As We Walk Our Path Of Life
ஐ ஐ ஐ ஐ `*.♥¸.* ஐ `*.♥¸.*´♥ ஐ `*.¸♥.*´¸.•´¸.•*¨)¸.•*¨) ஐ •♥(¸.•´ ♥.•´¸¸.•¨♥(¸.* * ) `*.♥¸.*´♥ As we walk our path of life, We meet people everyday. Most are simply met by chance. But, some are sent our way. These become special friends Whose bond we can't explain; The ones who understand us And share our joy and pain. Their love contains no boundaries. So, even we are apart. Their presence enhances us With a warmth felt in the heart. This love becomes a passageway, When even the miles disappear. And so, these friends, God sends our way, Remain forever near. ஐ ஐ ஐ ஐ `*.♥¸.* ஐ `*.♥¸.*´♥ ஐ `*.¸♥.*´¸.•´¸.•*¨)¸.•*¨) ஐ •♥(¸.•´ ♥.•´¸¸.•¨♥(¸.* * ) `*.♥¸.*´♥

Loyalty And Love
When I was a puppy, I entertained you with my antics and made you laugh. You called me your child, and despite a number of chewed shoes and a couple of murdered throw pillows, I became your best friend. Whenever I was "bad," you'd shake your finger at me and ask "How could you?"--but then you'd relent and roll me over for a belly rub. My housebreaking took a little longer than expected, because you were terribly busy, but we worked on that together. I remember those nights of nuzzling you in bed and listening to your confidences and secret dreams, and I believed that life could not be any more perfect. We went for long walks and runs in the park, car rides, stops for ice cream (I only got the cone because "ice cream is bad for dogs" you said), and I took long naps in the sun waiting for you to come home at the end of the day. Gradually, you began spending more time at work and on your career, and more time searching for a human mate. I waited for you patiently, comforted you t

Rock Candy
Rock Candy 1 Glass jar or drinking glass 1 Piece of cotton string 1 Pencil or stick 1 Paper clip 1 Food coloring (optional) 1 cup Water 2 cup Sugar Additional sugar Tie a short piece of cotton string to the middle of the pencil or stick. Attach a paper clip to the end of the string for a weight. Moisten the string very lightly, and roll in a bit of sugar (this will "attract" the sugar crystals from the syrup to the string). Place the pencil or stick over the top of the glass or jar with the string hanging down inside. Heat the water to boiling, and dissolve the 2 cups of sugar into it. For the biggest crystals FAST, heat the sugar-water solution a SECOND time, and dissolve as much additional sugar as you can into it. Add a few drops of food coloring to the solution if you want colored candy. Pour the solution into the prepared glass or jar and leave undisturbed for a couple of days. Depending on how much sugar you were able to dissolve into the water, y

Untitled
Nobody listened Nobody cared They all just watched They all just stared I'm screaming inside And nobody knows Because I have to much pride to say so I do need help I really do But I fear that'd be asking to much of you So as I sit back Tears roll down my face I'll go off in my own little place All of this because of you I hate you I really do I cut my self to watch is bleed A little worm my heart will feed Thinking this can't be right Got so much shit on my mind I just want to find Who I really am inside I just don't know So many tears So much sorrow So much blood to shed over you I cry myself a sleep at night Just wish someone would hold me tight All I want is one wish I wish every thing was alright Or I wished someone cared Since I feel like no one does Im getting scared I don't know why I feel this way I feel like this almost every day I sit and wait For the phone to ring If it did I would probably scream Just to hear someone say my name It wou

Happy Friday!
*Quick Power* Happiness is something that brightens the day and gives joy to all along the way! *Power Pearl* Happy experiences produce fond memories. Experiencing quality happiness from youth forward develops a pattern of a positive outlook that sticks with a person throughout the years. Happiness brings joy and comfort into the realm of life. Happy experiences are valuable experiences that can mature and blossom into the ability to know how to experience quality happiness and bring happiness to others along the way. Happiness today is a good sign of happiness in the future. THE POWERLINE --Special Note-- *Quick Power* - is "Thought For The Day" presented in a single sentence, that can be enjoyed at a glance, in a blink of an eye. This is for those of you on the go and who want to get right to the heart of the matter. *Power Pearl* - is "Thought For The Day" presented in a concise paragraph format that expands upon the *Quick Power* presentation, for those of you

Chapter 10 { The Hound Of The Baskervills
Chapter 10. Extract from the Diary of Dr. Watson So far I have been able to quote from the reports which I have forwarded during these early days to Sherlock Holmes. Now, however, I have arrived at a point in my narrative where I am compelled to abandon this method and to trust once more to my recollections, aided by the diary which I kept at the time. A few extracts from the latter will carry me on to those scenes which are indelibly fixed in every detail upon my memory. I proceed, then, from the morning which followed our abortive chase of the convict and our other strange experiences upon the moor. October 16th. A dull and foggy day with a drizzle of rain. The house is banked in with rolling clouds, which rise now and then to show the dreary curves of the moor, with thin, silver veins upon the sides of the hills, and the distant boulders gleaming where the light strikes upon their wet faces. It is melancholy outside and in. The baronet is in a black reaction after the exciteme

Can We Be Friends?
Kinda new here, can anyone show me around?Got invited by an Ol' friend we Maddog.I see that people here have their fantasies and I got some of my own.Sorry I cannot leave ya with more, but I'm kinda busy.I'll be back for a double next time.The next round is on the House.

What Has Become Of Me?
This darkness I live in is eating me alive. I wish that you could see what I see, the darkness, bitterness, this pain that everyone says they live through is what I see and live with. The darkness has been my home for the longest time. The pain is what I feed off from. What would you call me? I know myself as many things. But has the darkness taken my life and put me back? Where does the time go when you're alone in the darkness for a long time? All I see is the pain and suffering, still these things are an empty void of hate and emptiness. There's like no place that I fit into. I feel like the darkness is taking me away again. If you were to look through my eyes what would you see? The darkness is a blind void of my own pity only time will tell. I see myself as a new age vampire feeding from the pain in the world. As I look around I see the darkness coming closer than before. What would you say if you looked into my eyes and saw the darkness from within me? What would you

Just Answer A Little Different And You Become A Different Thing!!
You scored as Faerie. Faerie: Aren't you a cute little flying person? Faeries are earth spirits. They live among each element completely hidden. They have cousins called Pixies. Pixies however, are very mischevious. They enjoy tormenting other creatures for fun. Little pranksters.. I hope you never meet one. Pixies have a bad reputation for finding a creature and clinging to them until death. Faeries can be somewhat close to a Pixie, but mostly they are loving, playful, and carry with them a child-like enthusiasm for life. Hide among the pedals of a Daisy, you are a Faerie.Faerie100%WereWolf92%Demon84%Angel83%Dragon75%Mermaid33%What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)created with QuizFarm.com You scored as WereWolf. WereWolf: Craving rare Meat, feeling caged, aggitated by being around people. Unable to control one's anger or temper. The person will give off symptoms of the shift. They will seem more hostile, blood thirsty, aggitated. They may even growl, bare their teeth

License To Ill
Yes that's right!!! A Pimp Named Bitchez now has the proverbial driver's license. This is the first time that I have had a license since the fall of '03. I will call that time "The Fall of Rome". But now I am back and with a vengeance! I believe that Justin put it best in my comment section regarding the "License to Drive". Really, what could go wrong? Now all I need is a job. But let's not rush into things. 3.5 years of no license, I think that now I should get 3.5 years of no work. Know what I'm saying? Yeah Rudy, I know you do! HAHAHA But I will close this out with a thoughtful little saying from my Dr. Suess archives- From the Beastie Boys-I have a license to ill, from Bloodhound Gang-I have a license to thrill, and from James Bond-I have a license to kill. HAHAHAHAHA SEE YOU ON THE ROAD!!!!!!!

April 1st - No Foolin'
Today wasn't too bad for me. I djed this morning and then messed up the hand off to the next dj. I was really rude to her and that bugs the shit out of me. I apologized but next time I'll remember to watch my temper. My Mom is doing better. She kind of laid around today though but that's only because George was home and hogging the TV in the living room. Otherwise she probably would have been out there watching Tv or playing on her Gameboy. How many 78 year old great grandmothers do YOU know that have a Gameboy?? She rocks. If she's up to going to Walmart tomorrow I want to go and see what they have for seeds. I doubt the flowers are in yet but at least we can maybe get some bulbs and seeds and start them. I hope to have a nice garden this year.

Lost
LOST And I've lost my footing once again While moon drops reflect upon the sea To cushion the love I have for you To cushion the loss of inevitability The driving concern to fill the need The void deepens as I reach, reach. For our last breath And you hold out no arms To brace me From impact So slammed I am Deep within the rocks Stone shelter me Caress the inner workings of my slight Twist of hand To breathe the air you breathe To hear the words you speak I am but the echoes of the love You are to me Up on a pedestal doused in esteem It is the joy I once bathed you in It is the love you do not feel for me -MHK 2001-

Me & God
there ain't nothing that can't be done by me and god ain't nobody come in between me and god one day we'll live together where the angels trod me and god early in the morning talking it over me and god late at night talking it over me and god you could say where like two peas in a pod me and god he's my father he's my friend the beginning and the end he rules the world with a staff and rod we're a team me and god i am weak and he is strong me and god he forgives me when i'm wrong me and god he's the one i lean on when life gets hard me and god he's my father he's my friend the beginning and the end he rules the world with a staff and rod we're a team me and god he rules the world with a staff and rod we're a team me and god we're a team me and god

Help!!!!!!!!!!!! Rate Me Please
Subject HOW BAD R U WANTED????? Body: Body: Post this and see how many messages u get....don't be scared!! It is really amazing to see what people really think about you...and I promise you are probably going to be shocked at some of the responses.... (1) just friends (2) gorgeous (3) cute as heck (4) hot (5) fine (6) sexy (7) amazingly sexy (8) we can be friends with benefits (9) id take u to my crib (10) i want 2 make u my gf/bf (11) i love u baby (12) call me.....

Life And The Like
Love and life and things no matter what it brings it takes no time at all sometimes to make up these little rhymes Things I'd like to do and things I intend to things I'll one day get around to do and things I'll one day actually do Dreams I have of a better day of things to do and things to say but life gets in the way and life happened and maybe now I never will get to do the things I planned to do will I?

Can Cheaters Change??
Can Cheaters Change? Posted by David Zinczenko on Fri, Mar 30, 2007, 5:51 pm We'd all like to think that people can make changes, learn to compromise, and make their relationship stronger. Unromantic men can learn to buy a card every once in a while; women who nag can learn to stop themselves at least a few times they see toothpaste in the sink, or whatever it is. But those are small changes. The big changes -- the changes that can make or break a relationship -- are the ones most of us are really concerned about. And perhaps the biggest question of all -- when you consider that 25 percent of men admit to cheating in relationships and about 15 percent of women do -- is this: Can cheaters change? Is cheating an inherent personality trait or a controllable behavioral one? Can a guy -- or gal -- who strays learn to be a house cat? For these purposes, we'll consider cheating full-on sexual contact -- not only sex, but also its close relatives. (I fully know that 60 percent of men

What Scares Men??
What Scares a Man? Posted by David Zinczenko on Thu, Feb 08, 2007, 12:02 pm You probably think you know what frightens most men. A long-weekend at the in-laws' place. Antiquing. Running out of beer in the third quarter. But that's just the stuff he'll admit to being afraid of, which, by definition, means they're not his true deep fears. So how can you determine what those are? Easy: They're the ones he'll almost never talk about. But I will. Let's count down through the Scary Fifteen: #15 Hair in the drain. The first sign of male pattern baldness brings a man face-to-follicle with a skimpy aspect of his future. And it's always earlier than he expects or wants (which is, like, never). Logically, men know that baldness is as much of a part of life as Leno making Britney jokes. Logically, men know that being bald doesn't mean that they're any less smart, virile, or successful. Logically, men know that women don't care how much hair their men have. Logically, men know there ar

Tuesday Links: Quentin Tarantino, New Photos, Robert Rodriguez And Black Sabbath Video, New Videos, Traveling Virus Tickets
LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Happy Tuesday, ladies and germs. We have another bang-up show for youze all today. The one and only Quentin Tarantino (Kill Bill 1 & 2, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Reservoir Dogs) is hanging with the Opie and Anthony POgram this morning to promote GRINDHOUSE. Remember, if you want to see any of these incredibly famous people LIVE in studio, turn on your Paltalk. Also on Paltalk, you can check out all the naked women that were distracting the hell out of us last week. (and no, you don't need a webcam to check out the video feeds). Thanks to our own Sam, we have new Opie and Anthony videos online: Director Robert Rodriguez Visits The Opie and Anthony Show (incidentally, Robert is in Page Six this morning because of an on-set fling with the uber-hot Rose McGowan) BLACK SABBATH visits The Opie and Anthony Show Thanks to E Rock, we have some new Opie and Anthony Show photos online: Black Sabbath In Studio with Opi

Chapter 1 { The Return Of Sherlock Holmes
It was in the spring of the year 1894 that all London was interested, and the fashionable world dismayed, by the murder of the Honourable Ronald Adair under most unusual and inexplicable circumstances. The public has already learned those particulars of the crime which came out in the police investigation, but a good deal was suppressed upon that occasion, since the case for the prosecution was so overwhelmingly strong that it was not necessary to bring forward all the facts. Only now, at the end of nearly ten years, am I allowed to supply those missing links which make up the whole of that remarkable chain. The crime was of interest in itself, but that interest was as nothing to me compared to the inconceivable sequel, which afforded me the greatest shock and surprise of any event in my adventurous life. Even now, after this long interval, I find myself thrilling as I think of it, and feeling once more that sudden flood of joy, amazement, and incredulity which utterly s

I Don't Wanna Work, I Just Wanna Bang On Me Drum All Day!
(Originally Posted on April 17, 2006)Well, I have a doctor's appointment at the VA today. Therefore, I didn't go into work yet.Truthfully, that isn't the only reason I didn't go there. On Mondays, Idiot-Boss has a companywide morning meeting that is extremely demotivating. While I could have been at work for 2 hours, I decided I'd forgo the pleasure of it today.And he can kiss my ass.I really can't wait until I find a new job. It'll either be that or else I'll start a competing company against his company. And since it looks like he just wants to destroy his company, mine should overtake his in nothing flat.

Idiot Boss Update: Traps And Mormonism
(Originally Posted on April 24, 2006)Two more quick updates on the Idiot Boss:1) We have an idiot-trap for the Idiot Boss. It's basically a chair where the back has fallen off of it. We have set the chair up near one of the workers that the Idiot Boss likes to bother. When set up properly, it looks like this:When the Idiot Boss leans on it (which he does at least once a day), it falls over on him and looks like this:2) Anyway, the other thing happening today is some of the missionaries from his church (I think I already mentioned he's a Mormon, although the other Mormon in the office states that the Idiot Boss doesn't follow their teachings well) came to take him somewhere or something. All I could think about was the Little Old Lady scene from Orgazmo:Joe Young: We're from The Church of Jesus Christ. Old Lady: Oh, the Mormons? Joe Young: That's right. I'm elder Young and this is elder White. Old Lady: Well, you two boys can just fuck right off. Joe Young: Ma'am? O

Book Shopping Yesterday
(Originally Posted on April 25, 2006)I went to Books-A-Million yesterday to buy the two books mentioned previously (The Satanic Bible and The Satanic Rituals), but they didn't have either of them.So I had to order them.I'm telling you, I haven't felt so perverted since I bought my first porn books in 10th grade. The only problem I ran into was I had to give my work phone number since I don't have a home phone now. (For some reason, the phone company wants me to pay them money to provide me with a service. Imagine that!) tag: satan, satanism, satanist, satanic, religion, books, shopping

"mummy! Mummy! I Want That!"
(Originally Posted on April 28, 2006)I was using the StumbleUpon thing when I came across a website for gift ideas for an xtian from a non-believer. Here's my favorite:The page is at http://www.nobeliefs.com/gifts.htm for your viewing pleasure.tag: satan, satanism, satanist, satanic, religion, atheist, atheism, image, photo, shopping, christian, jesus

Wednesday!!!
ok friends and family.....tomorrow night is wednesday....and i go before the court there and ask to sell things ....like dried meats....jams.....home made candles.......and clothing......i hope that if you live here in arizona you will all come out and see what we do.....good night......blessed be

Ha Ha! Capitalism In Action!!
This dude has some BALLS!! Ha ha!! MOURNER WHO PAYS RESPECTS IS ASKED TO BUY SOMETHING ELSE DEAR ABBY: Within the last two months, my dear 75-year-old friend, "Margery," lost her 51-year-old daughter and her 29-year-old granddaughter to cancer. (They were mother and daughter.) At the funeral home there was a table at the entrance to the viewing room with a printed card asking for your name, address and phone number if you wanted to receive an obituary and memorial card encased in plastic. (I did.) Two days after the funeral, I received a call from the funeral home asking me what my thoughts were about the funeral. I told the man I had been to many funerals in my life, but had never been called and asked my thoughts about any of them. However, since he was asking, I told him I had been upset to hear from Margery that he tried to charge her $1,000 more for her granddaughter's wake then he did for the daughter's identical wake. And then, this insensitive jerk proceeded to ask

You'd Think The Dude Would Hang Around. . .
Gruesome April 1 prank A Chinese man is divorcing his wife after she pretended to hang herself as an April Fool's joke. It happened when Mr Lin, of Shanghai, came home on April 1 after a business trip, reports the Shanghai Evening Post. "When I opened the door, I saw a black object swinging in the air. When I turned on the light I was shocked to see my wife had hanged herself," he said. Lin immediately called police and the property office. Office staff helped Lin take down the 'body' while waiting for the police. "Suddenly, she sat up, started to laugh hysterically, and said this was my April Fool's Day present," says Lin angrily. His wife, Han, a 26-year-old actress, is always playing jokes on Lin as a way of keeping the marriage fresh. She says: "I just try to surprise him everyday." But Lin has has had enough: "I feel as if I'm sitting on a bomb everyday. We're getting divorced! "I can't stand the jokes and games anymore. She hides the dishes in the washing

Graveyard Visit Tonight Or Tomorrow
(Originally Posted on May 26, 2006)Well, tonight or tomorrow night I am going to get the graveyard earth for the initiation ritual. There's a graveyard near the road that's up on a bit of a hill. The road cuts through the hill, so there is some exposed dirt near the road itself. I'm gonna get some dirt from that point.tag: satan, satanism, satanist, satanic, religion, initiation, ceremony, ritual

Love Song
Your voice sings a ballad, following the sheet music. Scratching the high notes, beating the low. A symphony, bursting, you play instruments of love. Beautifully crying with the rhythm. The harmony, difficult chorus you stress your powerful voice for. Patients between the breaks.

Elements
Sand storm faces appear in thorn pierced cactus, as winds of western coasts brush agents their cracked lips. I wait with shadows in hand to cast them upon the beautiful. Champagne glasses sipped generously into a state of nirvana, as the rain of the East travel into the brown eyes of Nevada. Corrupt ideas intoxicate human flesh, black rose petals form a pillow of comfort. Minds shatter with numbed arousing reflections, as the bitter snow of the North drowns the heat. Hawks circle innocent prey, hovering over the murdered . As evil tattoos their treasures behind your ears, fire balls of the South burn scars.

Initiation Shopping Update
(Originally Posted on June 2, 2006)Yesterday I went to buy some more items for this Sunday's initiation. i got some incense (musk scented, since I couldn't find hazel), black candles (only found in one place in Tuscaloosa), a lighter (duh!), and a bag of sand (for the incense holder). I still need a quill-type pen. (I had a feather that I was going to use, but I lost it.)tag: satan, satanism, satanist, satanic, religion, shopping, initiation, ceremony, ritual

Quick Question - Anger Towards Xtian Institutions
(Originally Posted on June 5, 2006)Just a quick question: Why does it seem that Satanists have a great anger towards the xtian church? I mean, they do suck, but why the fury? I've even noticed it in myself a bit...tag: satan, satanism, satanist, satanic, religion, anger, jesus, christian, christianity

In My Daughter's Eyes
"In My Daughter's Eyes" In my daughter's eyes I am a hero I am strong and wise and I know no fear But the truth is plain to see She was sent to rescue me I see who I wanna be In my daughter's eyes In my daughter's eyes everyone is equal Darkness turns to light and the world is at peace This miracle God gave to me gives me strength when I am weak I find reason to believe In my daughter's eyes And when she wraps her hand around my finger Oh it puts a smile in my heart Everything becomes a little clearer I realize what life is all about It's hangin' on when your heart has had enough It's giving more when you feel like giving up I've seen the light It's in my daugter's eyes In my daughter's eyes I can see the future A reflection of who I am and what will be Though she'll grow and someday leave Maybe raise a family When I'm gone I hope you see how happy she made me For I'll be there In my daughter's eyes

Where Is Candy?
I haven't written in here in awhile. I figured I'd give an update. The rain and cold is slowly clearing and it's getting warmer....which makes me very happy! I'll be getting out much more when the sun comes back, so watch out! I've been spending time just north of Seattle with my family lately so I haven't been working at the club but I have been editing my videos on my computer. I get to sit in my jammies and slippers in my bed while editing videos of me and naked girls. It's pretty fun! feel free to check out the new vid download update store...there are free pics if you're broke. http://vidown.com/cgi/store2.pl?site=candycoatedgirls.com

Week 48
- Montoya and Nightwing are tearing one hellacious path through Gotham’s underworld in a bid to find Batwoman. Days of searching reveal absolutely zip. - On the other side of the street, Bruno Mannheim and company are sitting pretty with the captured heroine as their mysterious and icky murder ritual can’t take place until the time is right or some such thing. Mannheim doesn’t take kindly to Abbot’s suggestion that the Book of Crime’s prophecies will end in ruin, and the wolfman is thrown out of Intergang. - Renee and Nightwing finally start to make some headway upon discovering a weird explosive drill-looking thingy and interrogating notorious underworld informant Sid the Squid. Oh wait…that’s just a dude who looks like a giant mutant squid. Our bad. When an attack from a demon-looking Interganger flares up, the duo is saved by the timely intervention of the scorned Abbot, who clues them in to Intergang’s plans to open up several outbursts of hellfire through Gotham…with a sacri

My Love Forever!
My Love Forever!! This is My Beautiful Wife Nikki and I. We have been married now since February 10, 2006. There have been a few Amazing and Blessed Days in my life with Her. The 1st is The Day when we first met each other face to face after talking to each other for months: November 15, 2005 The 2nd Was when I Proposed to Nikki on December 19th, 2005 and she said "YES"!! The 3rd was Nikki and I found out she was pregnant on December 23rd, 2005. The 4th was when Nikki and I were Married on February 10, 2006. The 5th was when Nikki gave birth to out Beautiful Daughter Na'Brya on September 9th, 2006. Seventh was our 1st very Wedding Anniversary on February 10th , 2007. Metting Nikki and Sharing her life with me has been the Most Amazing Blessed Prayer I could have ever imagined coming true. Nikki You are my Everything and Na'Brya is Our Everything. I Love You with all of My Heart and All of My Soul 4-Ever!! Love Your Hubby!

Mandatory Fun Day
(Originally Posted on June 26, 2006)Last Friday was Mandatory Fun Day. You either work or go to a company event (or take the day off as a vacation day or without pay). This time, we went to a coworker's house on the lake for a cookout, swimming, etc.The food was very good. As usual, Wendy made a lot of food to bring.After eating, we went swimming. The water wasn't too clean and there were all sorts of critters living in it. At one point, I had found a freshwater clam as big as my hand. I laid in the water with it on my hand to see if it would open up. Instead, a fish swam up my suit. I decided that was enough swimming.tag: idiot boss, career, work, animals

My Altar
(Originally Posted on June 26, 2006)I finally got a picture of my altar after the initiation ceremony. Here it is:Again, the camera is crappy, but it does (kind of) work.tag: satan, satanism, satanist, satanic, religion, image, photo, altar, initiation, ceremony, ritual

Work In Progress
H.O (2 People Talking) I remember when my hos we're runnin it all. Hell mine still do, come down to the basement and look. You arn't gonna make me jealous are ya. Hell you can play with any 1 of my hos as long as you want. Well alright then. (Begin 1st Verse) Slippin the throttle so it grabs tight. Hope your rails are stickin just right. Cause when I come through it's all in force. Nailin sharp turns to the point your a corpse. Bing bang boom maxed you out with a spoon. Hurt you so bad you belong in a dusty tomb. Accelerating faster as the tunnel approaches. Slam into it so hard china complains of comotions. Going round oceans zipping past lakes. Girl you ain't seen true earthquakes. Watch this as I bounce it all off. Hoppin the rails at the criss cross. Wham into the small compact micro machine. See my eyes as they start to have a red gleam. Then we all start to laugh and say what the fuck. You busted out the engines headlight you really su

Ten Commandments Of Human Relationships
1. SPEAK TO PEOPLE: There is nothing like a cheerful word of greeting. To really connect, look them in the eye as you speak. 2. SMILE AT PEOPLE: It takes 72 muscles to frown, only 14 to smile. They can hear the difference in your voice - even over the phone. 3. CALL PEOPLE BY NAME: The sweetest music to anyone's ear is the sound of his/her own name. Be sure you say it correctly. Say it often. 4. BE FRIENDLY AND HELPFUL: To have friends and build relationships, be a friend first. 5. BE CORDIAL: Sincerely speak and act as if everything you do is a genuine pleasure. 6. BE GENUINELY INTERESTED IN PEOPLE: You can like almost everybody if you try. They don't care how much you know until they know how much you care. Be sure they know how much you care. 7. BE GENEROUS WITH PRAISE: Praise publicly, correct privately. Everyone wins this way. 8. BE CONSIDERATE: Of the feelings of others. There are usually three sides to a con

Real Women
Real Women Don't need your money, but apperciate that you make yours to get the bills paid. Don't need a gift, but like to have a reminder of your feelings. Don't always come in a size 1 Don't want your lies, but will work hard for your respect.

Ginger: 5/15/2004 (?) - 6/29/2006
(Originally Posted on June 30, 2006)The day before yesterday, our other pregnant cat (Ginger) had four kittens, all born dead.Yesterday, my wife had me come home to take Ginger to the vet. She was listless and had a fever.A couple of hours after that, the vet called saying that Ginger had feline leukemia, a highly-contageous immuno-suppressant disease.We had to put her to sleep, especially since one of our other cats (Sophie) has just had kittens.What's worse is that today we would have had her for two years. We had found her as a kitten in the trees near my stepdaughter's father's grandmother's house, semi-wild. She was so cute.Anyway, the vet let us see her before they put her to sleep. I took a picture of her.I am worried about Sophie, since she and Ginger were okay with each other. Our other cat, Buttercup, hates all other animals, so she shouldn't get sick.tag: photo, animals, cat, Ginger, feline leukemia, death

Wow....
....Playing music out on the street is really fuckin' fun. Especially if you meet up with another group and play polka tunes and shit. ....And it's funny having people on the back of a truck playing and jamming to whatever... ...Man, tonight was fun. Now i'm groggy, though. Took a late nap, and now, at 1 am, I am awake. Up. Moving. Shakin'. Things like that. Yeah. ...Ah well.

Bosch/bin Laden
by Dr. William Pierce I was looking last night at some paintings by the 15th-century Flemish painter, Hieronymous Bosch. Interesting, but pretty weird stuff. Bosch was sort of a godfather to the Surrealist school of painters, who came along 450 years later: Salvador Dali and his limp clocks, for example. I don't know much about Bosch's life, but he was a moralist, and his paintings, with their nightmare quality, reflected his concern for the moral condition of Dutch society in his time. I thought to myself as I studied his paintings, "My God, what would Bosch be painting if he were alive today in America?" I shuddered when I thought about it. This is indeed an age which lends itself to surrealist treatment. Public life today lacks some important elements of reality. I was looking at Bosch's paintings right after having seen Bill Clinton on television preaching about his opposition to a tax-cut bill which the Republican Congress had just passed, and that's what made me think ab

Fighting Together For The Future
by Dr. William Pierce This week I was in Germany. I was there to participate in a congress of the youth division of the National Democratic Party of Germany: the NPD. I had been invited to address the congress. Now, don't let that word "democratic" in the name of the party fool you. These are really decent people: nothing democratic about them at all. Political life in Germany has been rather strange since the end of the Second World War. Germany, of course, was divided into two major occupation zones at the end of the war, East and West. In the East, the only political party permitted by our Soviet ally was the Communist Party. In the Western Occupation Zone, the democratic allies, chiefly the United States, ruled. And of course, the United States did things the correct way, the "democratic" way. We had, after all, brought "freedom" to Germany, we claimed. Our way was to permit any political party to operate and to participate in elections --- as long as it was "democratic" and

Kennedy, Barak, And Revolution
by Dr. William Pierce As much as possible I try to base my commentary on current events -- on things which people presumably are thinking about because they have been covered recently by the mainstream news media. Last week, unfortunately, there was hardly anything on the television screens besides scenes of the public lamentation, breast-beating, and garment-rending associated with the latest death in America's rottenest family -- well, second rottenest. I am sure that something newsworthy must have happened during the week, but it was crowded out by the Kennedy circus. I was amazed at the extent of the spectacle: the expressions of grief from all the major politicians and media celebrities, the sidewalk interviews with the lemmings and couch potatoes of various hues who had come out to gawk at the empty Kennedy apartment in New York. It was as if the emperor had died, when in fact it was only an arrogant, puffed-up rich boy who published a slick, shallow, yuppie magazine as a h

Lawyers
by Dr. William Pierce I should begin today by telling you that I know from personal experience that there are some decent men who are lawyers. In fact, some of my best friends are lawyers. I also know that the legal profession as a whole has become so corrupt that it is a threat to our race and our civilization. The judicial system in America has become one of the most destructive weapons in the hands of our enemies. And it didn't begin with the O.J. Simpson trial. Two hundred seventy-three years ago the English writer Jonathan Swift described lawyers as: "...men bred up from their youth in the art of proving, by words multiplied for the purpose, that white is black and black is white, according as they are paid." And it was not for nothing that 400 years ago William Shakespeare had one of his characters -- Dick the butcher in King Henry VI -- say: "The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers." Dick was expressing a very popular sentiment in those days. In fact,

Our Revolutionary Right
by Dr. William Pierce Usually in these American Dissident Voices broadcasts I address myself to all interested people of European ancestry, regardless of their ideology or personal inclinations. Today I want to speak only to people who consider themselves racial nationalists, White nationalists, and who understand the concept of personal responsibility. If you don't already have a strong sense of European racial identity and a conviction that every adult man and woman of our race has an unavoidable responsibility for the survival and welfare of the race, then you should tune to another station now. If you're a libertarian or an egalitarian or a liberal, or if you're some sort of right-wing intellectual dilettante who likes to observe what's happening but feels no sense of obligation to participate personally, to make any personal sacrifice or take any personal risk, then you won't be interested in what I have to say today, and you probably will find it offensive. So just tune out

Shuffling Toward The Slaughterhouse
by Dr. William Pierce Last week we talked about some specific examples of the way in which the bosses of the controlled media deliberately give most Americans a severely distorted perception of what is happening in the world around them, of what is fashionable, and so on. In particular, I talked about the crooked way in which the media bosses report interracial crime. They heavily overemphasize any attacks on non-Whites by Whites and minimize or ignore attacks on Whites by non-Whites. They do this in order to create the false impression in the public's mind that most interracial crime is White on non-White, whereas in fact exactly the opposite is true. The reason the media bosses deliberately create this false impression in the public mind is to generate a sense of racial guilt in Whites, to keep them on the defensive in all matters relating to race, to keep them off balance and confused as the non-White assault on America continues through immigration and other means. The aim is to

The New Protocols
by Dr. William Pierce I was amused to note that Bill Clinton's twin across the great water, Tony Blair, struck another blow for dee-mo-cra-cee and ee-qual-i-tee last week. On October 19, Blair's Jewish Home Secretary, Jack Straw, announced that henceforth lunatics would be entitled to vote in all elections in the United Kingdom. Previously, people confined to lunatic asylums were not permitted to vote, the assumption being that a voter ought to be a responsible citizen who understands what he's doing and can make a rational choice. Of course, that was just hypocrisy; nobody really believed that voters knew what they were doing. Football fans and Jamaican immigrants and couch potatoes on the dole were allowed to vote; that's how Tony Blair became prime minister. So why not let lunatics vote too? They can be unstrapped from their beds and given a pencil and a ballot just long enough to stab the appropriate spot on the paper. What's wrong with that? I mean, if we really believe that

What Makes Madeleine Run
by Dr. William Pierce Sometimes I feel at a loss for words: for example, when I see something which is manifestly very evil or very dangerous or very foolish being done by the American government -- something which is done in plain sight where everyone else can see it just as well as I can -- and nearly everyone else acts as if everything is normal, that there's nothing to worry about. It's like a house is on fire on a busy street, burning brightly in the middle of the day, and hundreds of people are walking by, paying no attention at all to the fire, and I begin yelling, "Fire! Fire! Look, there's a fire!" People would look at me as if I were a fool. This is the way I feel about the war against Serbia. Bill Clinton and the manifestly evil group of Jewish advisors and assistants around him are murdering Serbian men, women, and children in Yugoslavia every day. They are murdering our fellow Europeans. They are murdering our fellow Whites, and they are doing it in our name. Madelei

Why The Jews Want War
by Dr. William Pierce Last week we talked about the motivation for the Clinton government's murderous attack on Yugoslavia. Mr. Clinton had two excuses for his war: it is to save lives, and it is to save American jobs, Clinton said. It is to save lives, because if we don't whip the Serbs into line now, they'll continue doing things that we don't approve of, and so later we'll have to kill a lot more of them to make them run their country the way we want them to. It is to save American jobs, because we must keep Europe stable and prosperous so that Europeans will buy our products. I said that the real reason for the war against Yugoslavia is that the Serbs refuse to let the New World Order and the United States tell them how to run their country. The New World Order wants the countries of the world, wherever possible, to be multi-ethnic -- except for Israel, of course. Multi-ethnic countries are easier to control, less likely to put up a solid front against the New World Order. Bu

Termites
by Dr. William Pierce A number of noteworthy things have happened during the past few days. For example, the situation on our southern border, on which I commented last week, has continued to worsen. The Clinton government continues to regard the problem there as a rancher problem rather than as an invasion by illegal immigrants. Privately the Clintonistas are irritated that White ranchers in Arizona have been interfering with the invasion, and that one of them, Roger Barnett, who owns a 22,000-acre cattle ranch near Douglas, Arizona, on the Mexican border, has arrested more than 3,000 illegal immigrants during the past two years and called attention to the government's willful failure to protect the border. The Clintonistas -- and by that term I mean all of those people, both inside the government and out, whose policies are supported by Bill Clinton and his government and who in turn approve of the government -- the Clintonistas want the invasion to continue, and they don't wan

Drama
Since I have joined Cherry Tap I have noticed there is a WHOLE LOT OF DRAMA here. Just one question....WHY?....Is life not full of drama enough. i joined this for fun and enjoyment. I love to flirt, laugh, love, and above all feel good about makin others feel good. My friends and family are very important to me and those of you in this category should already know that. I read and repost everything that comes my way at least once, then I wait for an answer from friends. If none is forthcoming I refuse to answer anymore. True friends and family are just that......TRUE. Points and ratings mean nothing to me but I will surely help any one out. Do me the favor af showing some respect and let me Know you have at least read my comments, bulletins, reposts, or whatever. Once again i am here for fun and laughter. Make me smile and I will try to do the same for you...

Why Do They Do It?
by Dr. William Pierce I have an update on what we talked about two weeks ago: that was what happened to a lawsuit a group of aging American veterans of the Second World War filed in a Federal court in California against some of Japan's biggest corporations, who had used the veterans as slave laborers during the time they were prisoners of war of the Japanese. The American veterans were asking the Japanese corporations to pay them compensation for their slave labor. Well, Madeleine Albright's State Department asked the judge to rule against the veterans and in favor of the Japanese companies which made them do forced labor during the war. This was the same Madeleine Albright who has vigorously supported the claims of Jews who want compensation for the work they did during the same war. But the American veterans aren't Jews, and different rules apply for Jews and non-Jews. And so last month the Federal court did as our Jewish secretary of state asked and threw the veterans' lawsuit

I Want
I lay in bed at night thinking of you. I wonder what you are doing as I close my eyes at night. I wonder if I will dream of you. Will I be with you in the dream? What will we be doing? How can I guide the dream, do the things I think of doing during the daylight hours? I have saved all the e-mails you have written me, all of the conversations we have had. I keep them in a red, orange, and purple striped box in my closet, on the floor, hidden behind stuff. I don't want anyone to be snooping and find them; the words you have written on the pages are for my eyes only. I can not share them with others, I don't want to. You are my secret. I have told people minor details about you. I have not revealed much, I don't trust anyone with any personal information. I don't want anyone to know exactly how I feel when I open a recently received e-mail from you, or when we talk on the phone. No one knows who you truly are, except for me. I am learning more and mo

Doh!
Horror Film Upsets Families Expecting 'Mimzy' AP HOLTSVILLE, N.Y. (April 7) - An audience expecting to watch a family film was stunned to get an glimpse of a horror movie, which left some parents shaken and the theater chain apologizing for the movie mix-up. The moviegoers were expecting to see "The Last Mimzy," the PG-rated tale of a brother and sister who discover a mysterious box of toys and become endowed with superhuman powers to help preserve humanity's future. Instead, the crowd saw the opening scene of "The Hills Have Eyes 2," the R-rated sequel to a recent remake of a 1977 horror classic by the genre's renowned director, Wes Craven. The film centers on National Guard troops who stumble on a clan of mutant cannibals and starts with a chained woman giving birth to a mutant. "There were kids that were crying, there were people trying to cover the kids' eyes, they were caught off guard," said Anthony Rasco, who was in the audience when the scene was unexpectedly show

Maxine's Living Will...
I, MAXINE , being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers / doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following: * Glass of wine chocolate Margarita chocolate Martini Cold Beer chocolate sex Chicken fried steak cream gravy chocolate Mexican food chocolate French fries chocolate Pizza chocolate ice cream cup of tea chocolate Chocolate Sex Chocolate * It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.

True Friends...
True Friendship (With none of that Sissy Crap!!!! ) Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces in this message - Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have. 8. When you fall --

Thin Out The Herd...
This guy should be up for the Darwin award! Subject: Stun Gun If you don't laugh at least once while reading this there is something wrong with you STUN GUN (Only a guy would do this!) Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this : Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 22nd anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety.... WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two triple-a batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it aga

The Death Of A Child...
I sit here stunned. I was just reading someone's blogs that was an aquantance. Some people are so FUCKED in the head. I'm so happy I got out of that before I got to far in to that. They said the typical things, I know I'm a guy and we are all assholes blah blah blah and "all I can promise is that I WILL hurt you though it won't be intentional. Well my life has bigger problems right now...if they were a true friend they would have stayed around to help!! Let's see, in the last few days things have pretty much sucked here. Eric walked out on me, packed his clothes and took off. He did come back...but.. Tomorrow is the 9th year anniversary of my baby's death. See no one really knows me or what I go thru. They don't know the pain I live day when I see a cute baby that reminds me of her or I hear her name or see a baby with Down's. No one knows the pain I feel every year when this date comes around, the pain I re live year after year after year, a pain which will NEVER g

Personal Grooming
For the men: if you are going to complain that when you go down on a woman, she's all hairy, and doesn't trim, then you better be trimmed. I don't like going down on hairy women, but I keep trimmed. My rule is I don't like going down on a girl with more hair down there than me. But guys..you can't expect her to shave for you, then think she's going to be happy burying her nose in your afro crotch. For the women (some, not all): if you know you're going on a date with a guy, and there's even the smallest chance, do some grooming. I had a friend of mine recently say she didn't know what to do because she hadn't shaved before hand, and she was embarrassed. I told her next time, just shave to be careful. If the guy is smart, he'll appreciate what you've done and give you back the attention you put into yourself. But once again, guys.. just take some trimmers. You don't have to shave it all off, but trim it. Be nice and show her some consideration too.

How To Make A Woman Happy
How to Make a Woman Happy It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich 49. not stress her out 50. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 5

Racial Fitness And Survival
by Dr. William Pierce During the last sever our people, which have been covered up deliberately by the controlled news media so that the Jewish media bosses can more easily maintain their deception that so-called "hate crime" is primarily a matter of heterosexual White males preying on non-Whites, homosexuals, and members of other officially favored groups, and therefore we need to abolish the Bill of Rights so that everyone will be safe and comfortable. The crimes I have specifically called to your attention -- for example, the Wichita massacre and the abduction, rape, and murder of Vickie McGraw in Shreveport -- are crimes of such nature that by any objective standard they merit national news coverage, but instead of reporting these crimes, the media have covered them up, and from this fact I have drawn conclusions about the motivations of the media bosses. Well, I could continue talking week after week about atrocious Black-on-White crimes covered up by the controlled media in

Self-discipline And Moral Health
by Dr. William Pierce Well, the murder of White farmers and the gang-rape of White women by AIDS-infected Blacks continues apace in South Africa, as does the seizure and trashing of White farms in Rhodesia. Rhodesia's Black dictator, Robert Mugabe, is boasting openly now of his intent to run all Whites out of Rhodesia. He understands now that no other country will come to the aid of the White Rhodesians, and he can do anything he wants to them. The British government of Tony Blair talks about not letting Britain's cricket team play in Rhodesia, and the U.S. government of George Bush talks about imposing visa restrictions on Mugabe and members of his government if he doesn't behave himself, and so Mugabe is laughing at them and proceeding with his plan to ethnically cleanse Rhodesia. I could talk more about these things happening to our kinsmen in southern Africa and about the failure of our corrupt and treasonous governments to do anything to stop what is happening. I could talk

Nothing
at times i feel like there could be something, but i realize there is nothing. i'm going to yfn. i'm excited. i can't wait to take my relationship with God further. i need him more than ever. i've done bad things. i've strayed from His path, and i need to get back on it. so, yfn and chrysallis, here i come! lol. prom is going to be fun. i wanted that yellow dress, but i haven't gotten it yet. going shopping soon. have to get my dress so mark can buy his tux. heheh. :]

[erotica]: Daydreams
I am staring at you, but you don’t even feel my eyes burning into the back of your neck. I wish, just once, you would turn around. Just once? Oh well. I can dream, can’t I? I’m glad we had a class outside today. It’s warm out and the professor doesn’t expect us to really pay attention. How could he when there are people playing Frisbee only ten feet away from him? So I can daydream and he won’t care! I can daydream about how once, just once, when I am watching you, you’ll turn around and see me. I will blush because I am always watching you, even though you don’t know it. And you’ll smile. You like it when girls blush. It makes you wonder what we’re thinking. I don’t mind telling you what I’m thinking. When you see me, I turn away for a second, but then I glance back out of the corner of my eye. Your attention has turned back to the professor but I can see you glance at me and I blush again. Caught by something in my eye, some telltale expression, you turn again to fa

[erotica]: The Itch
Beth couldn't sleep. It might have been the heat or it might have been her roommate’s snoring coming through the paper thin wall or it might have been that her shit-for-brains ex had walked out on her a week ago for the last time. Not that she missed him. It could have been any of those things but it wasn't. You see, she had this itch. It was a very aggravating itch and it made her restless. It was located in a very special place, high up between her thighs. It was a very deep itch and would require very deep scratching. Of course, she could scratch it herself, as she had done on several occasions before, but her restlessness was reinforced by the sound of gentle snores from the room next to hers. It would be oh so much better to have somebody scratch it for her. Mike had always been a good friend of hers but she had preferred to keep it at a friendship level. When mutual financial circumstances had made sharing an apartment seem like a very good idea, she had proclaimed

If You Had Me Alone
If YOU HAD ME ALONE... LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR TWENTY-FOUR HOURS & I HAD TO DO WHAT EVER YOU WANTED ME TO, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN SEND THIS TO ALL YOUR CONTACTS... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE .. LOL.IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS YOU ARE A COWARD AND IS TO AFRAID TO SEE WHO ACTUALLY LIKES YOU.SEND THIS TO EVERYONE IN . COPY THIS AND PASTE IT.... I WILL BE WAITIN TO HEAR FROM YOU

Beer
Warning! Beer contains female hormones . Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women . To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects: 1) Argued over nothing . 2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong. 3) Gained weight. 4) Talked excessively without making sense. 5) Became overly emotional. 6) Couldn't drive. 7) Failed to think rationally. 8) Had to sit down while urinating. No further testing was considered necessary .

What A Long, Strange Trip It Is...
(Originally Posted on August 2, 2006)In a blog post I read, a user named AtlasStorm calls for the end of religion. A lot of points he and the commentors brought up were pretty interesting, mostly in that they showed a definite Satanic bent.How many people today look around at the evils religion has brought us? Who wants a new religion, or wants no religion but whose mind wants the good feelings that ritual gives it?You know, when I started Satanism, it was kind of on a lark. I took a test that suggested LaVeyan Satanism fitted my beliefs and personality even better than atheism.Then, after reading up on it for a while, I stuck with Satanism because I was scared to do so. (Go to the bottom here to read that one. There's probably more posts on it as well.) The reason I was scared was since I didn't believe in the xtian god, I shouldn't believe in the xtian devil. But I have absorbed all the beliefs about the devil subconsciously. Therefore, subconsciously if there's a devil, ther

Going Mad...
(Originally Posted on August 3, 2006)At this precise point in time, I want to suffer a mental breakdown. I want to crawl under my desk, screaming and crying. If anybody comes close, I'll throw pens at them to make them leave me alone.It's this workplace that does it. At least two of the programmers who left here went crazy afterwards. One of them had called his parents, apologizing for killing that person when he was twelve. (It had never happened.) Later, when his parents went to check on him, his apartment door was open, trash was everywhere, the TV was turned to static, and he was lying naked in bed, staring up at the ceiling.I could definitely use a break like that. Unfortunately, I need the money I get from working. Therefore, I can't have my breakdown yet. If I ever become rich, though, I think I might try going mad for a bit...tag: job, work, psychiatry, emotions

Poem Called "bleeding Heart"
Bleeding heart Why did it start? Wishing I could stop the pain, Waiting for love in the cold rain, The love has left my life Rocky roads paved with strife, Tearing thoughts inside apart As i am left alone in the dark Crying on the inside Feeling I have nothing left to hide. What was my dreams, Has started to float down stream She has left me after all, Time to prepare for the fall... Spiraling downward quick and fast, Hoping someone will rescue me at last, Know as you walk a way That i will always remember those days!

Im Sorry Yall.
I have come to the conclussion that this is the best thing for me- i tried to sit here for a lil while- and got worse off- i aint getting no better- and i am sorry- i just cant do it no-more- to all you that i put on my list -- i am truely sorry- but my health just will not allow me to stay on here that long- i will miss you all dearly- and believe me- i love you guys and girls to death- just remember- when something bad gets said bout the butterbutt-- you who know me- know i will not do it- or say it- or anything in the nature of hurting you..-- much love and respect to you all-

Good Morning Wake Up Calls
Have you ever been sleeping so good and ur phone rings?And on the other end is someone you think is so hot....Well I had my first wake up call this morning and I didnt want to move after that call....NO you dirty minded people I know what u thought.But I did enjoy it.BTW this is my first blog on here so bare with me til I get better.They say you do get better with practice ....so on the blog issue I will get better hehehe

More Pictures
(Originally Posted on August 18, 2006)Here's another picture. I found it here:Again, scary things come out of religious stuff like this. There's all sorts of information in the seemingly innocent phrases shown, such as:"You think it's hot here?" A not-so-veiled threat"That 'Love Thy Neighbor' thing? I meant that." - Uh, yeah, have you read what the xtian god commanded his followers to DO to their neighbors?!?"Big bang theory? You've got to be kidding." - Again, trying to get science to take a backseat to religion. NEVER a good idea."Don't make me come down there." - Another threat'Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer." - And yet another threat.The rest is just plebian pleadings.And one final picture I found here:Again, it seems to be the way the United States is heading - a theocracy.(And yes, I know it's somebody's idea of a joke with one of those church sign generators. However, it's still true.)tag: politics, religion, christianity, government-*-*-*-*-*-

The Bird Man Flyeth And The Birdman Falleth
"Birdman" in hospital after test flight Wed Apr 11, 8:46 AM ET A self-taught Chinese amateur pilot, dubbed the "birdman" by Chinese media, has landed in a hospital with a broken chin and leg after taking his homemade airplane for a test flight, Chinese media reported on Wednesday. Li Xianfeng, 30, hovered about 150 feet above the ground for two minutes with his microlight-style aircraft, then plowed into fields on the outskirts of Beijing Monday, the Xinhua news agency said. Li, who taught himself about aviation by reading books, declared his flight "partly successful," according to the report, which said he would stay in the hospital for at least a month. "Luckily the engine was not damaged and I will continue flying until I can make a perfect landing," Li was quoted as saying. The shattered aircraft, aluminum-framed and 21 feet long with a wingspan of 30 feet, cost Li 30,000 yuan ($3,883), the report said, adding he had spent all his spare time and money on making airplane mo

Breaking News Out Of Toronto
Toronto's scoop on too much dog poop By Scott ValentineWed Apr 11, 4:32 PM ET Toronto bylaws requiring dog walkers to "stoop and scoop" are yielding an unmanageable amount of poop in park trash bins. An auditor's report this week showed that up to 27 per cent of all garbage collected from city parks is pet poop. "It's no big secret that people take their animals to the parks and leave behind plastic bags of poop in the trash," Toronto parks and environment committee chairwoman Paula Fletcher said on Wednesday. "But the amount was a bit of a shocker." "In the summertime, when the cans can are overflowing with plastic bags full of dog poo and it's hot out . . . the smell is really terrible," she said. The solution is to put "green bins" in every city park, Fletcher said. Green bins are special recycling bins used to separate organic waste from traditional recyclables such as tin and glass. But only four of Toronto's hundreds of city parks have green bins and there is little mone

Church Sign Follies
(Originally Posted on August 22, 2006)On a church sign near where we live is something like: "Let all you say and do be done in the name of the lord" or some such drivel.At first, it irritated me because it's more of the sheep following the herd mentality.On further reflection, though, this statement also would apply to me. I am my own god, so everything I say and do should reflect the way I am. Again, it is a statement against self-deceipt.(And what about that previous post! Who knew I had so much to say on the subject.) :-Dtag: satan, satanist, satanic, satanism, religion, godhead-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Ave Satanas!

Shop For Jaysus!
(Originally Posted on August 23, 2006)I am a member of a FreeThought Humor discussion group. Somebody came up with a couple of links (here and here) for some funny theistic parody products, like:HandzOff Anti-Masturbatory CreamSeven Deadly Sins WristbandsConquer The Snake T-ShirtLots of other funny things there. Enjoy!tag: religion, shopping, christian, christianity, parody, funny, humor-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Ave Satanas!

Love And Marriage (continued)
(Originally Posted on August 28, 2006)When I did the "research" about my wife the other night, I pretended not to know anything about what was going on. I had put the message she had been typing in a copy of Notepad on the computer. We watched television for a while, then I went to bed.An hour after I went to bed, my wife came into the room. Her first words, "If you want, I'll leave tomorrow." I don't want her to leave. I want her to trust me.We had a long discussion, lasting until 1-something in the AM. I told her that she is treating me as an opponent instead of a partner. If things do not change, I will ask for a divorce. I can not be married to a woman I can't trust, even if I do love her.tag: marriage, divorce, life, trust-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Ave Satanas!

Bullynews
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My Happy Product Of The Day...
(Originally Posted on August 29, 2006)A guy got so upset at the stupid "security measures" in force at airports that he had a shirt designed that has written on it "I am not a terrorist"... in Arabic.Here's a picture of one of them:He is selling them here if anybody is interested.tag: terrorism, shopping, clothes, activism-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Ave Satanas!

Think On This ...
"For all that ye may ever keep is just what you give away, and that you give away is advice, counsel, manner of life you live yourself." The manner in which you treat your fellow man, your patience, your brotherly love, your kindness, your gentleness. That you give away, that is all that ye may possess in those other realms of consciousness. Edgar Cayce Reading 5259-1 commentburner.com

More Fundie Stuff...
(Originally Posted on September 1, 2006)Well, here's a funny picture I found today:As seen on Break.comIt is a parody of a "real" billboard by Fundies. A picture of that, along with some of their whining is here: It's funny to think that the Fundies are upset that being prejudiced against Asians is bad, but being prejudiced against gays is okay. Nobody chooses to be gay, just like nobody chooses to be Asian. (In other words, in the nature versus nurture, I vote nature.)tag: homosexual, religion, fundies, parody, funny, gay, asian-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Ave Satanas!

Fat Bastard Seen At Shea!!
300-pound man crushes fan at Shea BY ZACHARY DOWDY zachary.dowdy@newsday.com Posted April 11 2007, 10:20 PM EDT Ellen Massey always counted being struck by a baseball or a bat at Shea Stadium among the hazards of being a Mets fan, but she never thought a 300-pound man would come crashing down the stands -- and onto her. That's what the Manhattan resident, 58, said happened on Monday, Opening Day at Shea. Shortly after the seventh-inning stretch, she said, a man dressed in a green Army-type jacket tumbled from higher seats and onto her back, knocking the wind out of her and, ultimately, causing serious injury. "I only know he came flying," Massey, 58, said Wednesday from her bed in Jacobi Medical Center in the Bronx. "I was literally not able to breathe for about half-a-minute or so. The first thing I was aware of was not being able to breathe, and then when I was able to breathe I was aware of the pain in my lower back." Massey, who is a lawyer, is scheduled for

Protect Yourself And Your Rights
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Bullshit Jobs
(Originally Posted on September 11, 2006)I've brought up some of the Penn & Teller: Bullshit!videos recently. I am currently watching them.One thing I've seen in quite a few of them is that I wouldn't mind doing quite a few of the bullshit jobs. They don't seem to take too much learning to do, and people are willing to pay out the nose for several of these things.Does that make me a bad person?tag: Penn & Teller, Bullshit, jobs, scams-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!

Here's A Great Way To Get Back At Him/her Ha Ha!
Man Sentenced for Printing Lewd Stickers By Associated Press Posted April 12 2007, 8:30 PM EDT MANTORVILLE, Minn. -- A Byron man, who distributed sexually vulgar stickers featuring his ex-girlfriend's name, phone number and address, has been sentenced to four months in jail after pleading guilty to a felony harassment charge. Thomas Carl Tiedeman, 62, who appeared in Dodge County District Court on March 21, was also ordered to serve five years on probation, perform 32 hours of community service and pay a $100 fine. The stickers included a photo of a woman, along with the phrase "call me now for the best," according to the criminal complaint. The Kasson Police Department received reports in September that someone was placing the stickers on vehicles and buildings in Kasson. On Sept. 28, Kasson police searched Tiedeman's home and found the photo used on the stickers. Tiedeman admitted to police that he had printed about 20 stickers and placed them on vehicles.

The Little Boy. .
A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?" The mother replies, "Well, you know your dad has a big Tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it." "You're wasting your time," said the boy. "Why is that?" the mom asked, puzzled. "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."

The Legend Of The Idiot Boss: Documented Stupidity
(Originally posted on October 3, 2006)Idiot Boss sent Putz Boy home for the afternoon without pay due to the problems they encountered this morning. That isn't the problem. The problem is that Idiot Boss gave Putz Boy a letter on our company's letterhead stating that if Putz Boy is disabled, he (PB) should find a job at another company.I have no doubt that PB will see a lawyer, letter in hand, to talk about an ADA lawsuit. I wonder how much time we still have before we declare bankruptcy...tag: Putz Boy, discrimination, Idiot Boss-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!

More On This Year's Elections
(Originally posted on October 10, 2006)I am disgusted.I looked at the candidates for my district of the U.S. House of Representatives. There's Spenser Bachus (who doesn't "bach" me and my beliefs) who has no major opposition, just a low-ranking third-party candidate. According to the Wikipedia article, there's no chance that any US Rep office will change in Alabama this year.I am even considering running for office myself next election cycle just to give people a "viabile" alternative.tag: elections, democrats, republicans, politics-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!

Hello Everyone
i figured it was about time i wrote a blog. i wanted to say hello and say that i will be writing in here from time to time and i don't know if anyone finds a girl who's into reading, spelling, and anything involved with the english language remotely attractive, but it's a start. so, i guess i'm going to end this entry for now and hopefully i'll write more.

The Adventures Of Putz Boy: Danger On The Horizon
(Originally posted on October 10, 2006)Today I found out that Mrs. Putz Boy has been laid off. They are having money problems and, if the rumors are correct, Putz Boy will be fired. Since they bought a house a few months ago, they will be faced with foreclosure.So, do I think that my wife's curses work? Well, yes I do. Why do you ask? tag: Putz Boy, revenge, curse, satan, satanic, satanism, satanist, religion-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!

Think On This ...
For mind is the builder and that which we think upon may become crimes or miracles. For thoughts are things and as their currents run through the environs of an entity's experience these become barriers or steppingstones, dependent upon the manner in which these are laid as it were. For as the mental dwells upon these thoughts, so does it give strength, power to things that do not appear. And thus does indeed there become that as is so oft given, that faith is the evidence of things not seen. Edgar Cayce Reading 906-3 Christian MySpace Graphics

Sad
When I got home from work this morning my mom told me that after I get some sleep, she needed me to take her to the ER. So, I lay down and sleep until about 11 am. I take her to the ER, go to the McDonald's drive-thru, come back to the hospital and Alex and I eat in the car in front of the hospital. I got Alex out of his carseat and put him up front with me. We have the windows rolled down because for one thing, it's a beautiful day and another, have you noticed gas prices lately? Anyway, I'm looking down into the Happy Meal bag when I hear a woman scream nearby. When I look up, her husband is going down and he hit the pavement hard. EMTs and nurses come out of the hospital and start really working on him. I wanted to go comfort the wife but all the commotion freaked Alex out so I stayed in the car with him. After they took the man into the ER and we finish eating we go in to check on mom. The poor guy died and the family members that had gathered in the ER said that he was already de

Knowing Me,knowing You
Knowing Me Knowing You lyrics No more carefree laughter Silence ever after Walking through an empty house, tears in my eyes Here is where the story ends, this is goodbye Knowing me, knowing you (ah-haa) There is nothing we can do Knowing me, knowing you (ah-haa) We just have to face it, this time we're through (This time we're through, this time we're through This time we're through, we're really through) Breaking up is never easy, I know but I have to go (I have to go this time I have to go, this time I know) Knowing me, knowing you It's the best I can do Mem'ries (mem'ries), good days (good days), bad days (bad days) They'll be (they'll be), with me (with me) always (always) In these old familiar rooms children would play Now there's only emptiness, nothing to say Knowing me, knowing you (ah-haa) There is nothing we can do Knowing me, knowing you (ah-haa) We just have to face it, this time we're through (This time we're through, this time we're through

Emo Bastards
I wonder when people will realize that the "scene" has become homogeneous. It's full of 14-year-old girls with uneven bangs, black and white striped shirts, and tattered low-top black Chuck Taylors, who swoon over homosexual kissing and pathetic whiny lyrics and overuse the symbols. Their favorite quote is, invariably, "The truth is you could slit my throat and with my one last gasping breath I'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt" because it like, so totally describes their relationship with that one HAWT sophomore who totally ripped their hearts out when they were like, SO in love with him. Their favorite type of music is, of course, "emo, screamo, and hardcore," three terms which, in their minds, invariably include the bands Taking Back Sunday, Thrice, and Hawthorne Heights. Their AIM screennames often include "x"s, the words "electrikk," "disaster," or some play on their favorite song from their favorite band, you know, the one they saw on MTV like a couple times, but sh

The World Of Ct To A Newbie.......
In my first entry, of which there will be very few, I wish to address the obvious injustice with in our world. This is an obvious place of popularity Mind Screw first of all. If you are female you can rest assure that you will gain "pointz" at least twice as fast as any male. If your Bi make that a third again as fast. I would say twice but now days men are so jaded by the whole Bi/Les delema in our real world lives that we could care less, if your good looking we will admire you for all we can. Back to CT World. Now if your a guy and trying to gain any small amount of acceptance around here you spend twice as long surfing zipcodes to try and view as many people as possible. Rate the Profile, leave a comment, rate some pics. Oh don't be honest about how you feel about those pics, you rate everything a '10', Showin' Luv', in hopes and prayers that someone will take a second out of their lives to return the favor. Once you have been doing this for 5 hours of your day,

Erotic Confessions ~afternoon
It's lunch time and you pick me up from work. But this afternoon is different because neither of us have to go back to work. I come out wearing a short black skirt with nothing under it, and a white button up the front shirt, the shows my well rounded cleavage. My tits jiggle as I walk across the parking lot and get into your car. As I sit down, my skirt slides up my thigh, peaking your curiosity to what is under my skirt. You slowly slide your hand up my thigh, making me shiver with the thought of you touching my waiting wetness. As you make your way up, I slide my skirt up higher allowing you greater access. As I do, I also undo one more button on my shirt, allowing more of my white lace bra to show. It is Lacey enough that each nipple shows through. As you start to caress my wet pussy, I reach over and start to rub your already hard cock through your work pants. I undo the button and zipper as we drive down the highway. I work until it is free and I start t

Woman Driver, That One!
Saturday I had a lot of stuff to do before Noon so I, obviously was in a hurry. I took care of a couple of things before 10 and then I had to head over to emissions testing. So what I did was I went to barnes and noble first to pick up the kim harrison book i wanted. anywho, long story short, i wound up having to deposit some money in the back, when i remembered that i had one of those envelopes in my purse. so i grabbed my kim harrison hardcover, my wallet, the envelope, and did what i had to do. i counted out the money, filled out the envelope and put it all together. WHILE DRIVING.

Life
So yeah soon here I am supposed to find out if I get this job. I'm excited..... even if I don't get it. Weird I know. I mean after all if I do get it..... it will be my first job. So as of now that is what I have to look forward to. XOXOXO Tiffany

More (possible) Political Dirty Tricks
(Originally posted on November 6, 2006)(Now, I don't know if this is true or not, but it does seem like something either side would try to pull. Also, I didn't see anything on Snopes about it one way or the other.)Supposedly, the Republican party will use robocalls to piss off Democrats and swing voters. I've reposted the entire blog entry below. The original can be found here.Heads up! Republican trick to alianate Democratic voters with robocalls is in process:PoliticsSubmitted by Paul -V- on Mon, 11/06/2006 - 9:06am.Editor's note: I've been getting alerts from several sources about this. I'm re-posting one of them here to spread the wordKarl Rove has been bragging for weeks about his "72-hour program" to swing the elections, which predict a Democratic takeover of Congress.Now we know what it is: a dirty trick campaign using robocalls.The calls are made to Democrats and swing voters at all times of day or night to make them angry. And they pretend to be from the *Democrat*.For ex

Neil Young
(Quote from Keep On Rocking in the Free World by Neil Young) 'There's a warning sign on the road ahead. There's a lot of people saying, we'd be better off dead. I don't feel like Satan, but I am to them. So I try to forget it, anyway I can.' And right then and there I realized, Justin, that you could never be me, because when they call you Satan it bothered you; When they called me Satan, I enjoyed it

The Adventures Of Putz Boy: When Wishes Come True
(Originally posted on November 9, 2006)Putz Boy came in here after talking to Idiot Boss, said "Just shoot me now," and went back to work on his computer.I, being the nice guy I am, complied with his wish by shooting him with a rubber band.Careful what you wish for, huh?In other news, Putz Boy seems to have a new job somewhere else. He'll be turning in his resignation letter probably later today. That means that he won't be here to bother us anymore and, if he acts the same way there as he does here, might not be there too long to bother them either.tag: Putz Boy, Idiot Boss, work-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!

What The...?!?
(Originally posted on November 11, 2006)The other day when cleaning up, I found this on the coffee table:Notice it looks like the word "EXPLOSIVE" seems to have been on it. I have no idea what this came from.It is kind of worrying that we have an explosive something-or-other that we don't know about in our house...tag: explosive, found item-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!

My Beliefs
.. You scored as Buddhism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Buddhism. Do more research on Buddhism and possibly consider becoming Buddhist, if you are not already. In Buddhism, there are Four Noble Truths: (1) Life is suffering. (2) All suffering is caused by ignorance of the nature of reality and the craving, attachment, and grasping that result from such ignorance. (3) Suffering can be ended by overcoming ignorance and attachment. (4) The path to the suppression of suffering is the Noble Eightfold Path, which consists of right views, right intention, right speech, right action, right livelihood, right effort, right-mindedness, and right contemplation. These eight are usually divided into three categories that base the Buddhist faith: morality, wisdom, and samadhi, or concentration. In Buddhism, there is no hierarchy, nor caste system; the Buddha taught that one's spiritual worth is not based on birth.Buddhism83%agnosticism83%Paganism75%Islam71%Hinduism67%Satanism63%Juda

On Satanic Reds And Social Credit
(Originally posted on November 13, 2006)I found a site this weekend about Satanic Communists. The page is called Satanic Reds and can be found here:It brings back my thoughts to Social Credit. I really wouldn't mind trying it out, because I figured out how much time we're working as opposed to thuings we want to do.Think: The average work day is 9 hours long (since employers aren't usually paying for lunch anymore; the song "Nine To Five" no longer seems to apply) and it takes about one hour to prepare for work. On top of that, you have time spent going to and from work, say, 15-30 minutes each way. So let's say, for the sake of the argument, that it is 11 hours a day. The average person requires 8 hours of sleep. Adding that to the work time is 19 hours a day. That means there's five hours left, compared to the 11 hours working. So you will (on a work day) work twice as much as you will be off. In addition, there's the time needed to prepare food, clean house, etc.With Socia

Flogging Online Russian Translations
(Originally posted on November 21, 2006)The Internet is, of course, a worldwide phenomenon. I use a site that gets pictures from LiveJournal entries and shows them in a list of the forty newest ones.One of them, some sort of flogger, caught my eye.(What can I say; I am interested in BDSM.) It is linked to a LiveJournal page written in Russian.What's interesting, though, is the translation offered by WorldLingo. It makes the entire page seem existentilistic or something.tag: mature, Russian, LiveJournal, flogger, BDSM-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Donate Virtual BloodAve Satanas!

What Is My Celtic Horoscope?
You Are A Cypress Tree You are strong, adaptable, and striving to be content. You're good at taking what life has to give - even if you don't like it. A passionate lover who can't be satisfied, you are quick tempered at times. You hate loneliness, want love and affection, and need to be needed. A bit of a live wire, you love to gain knowledge any cost... and you can be careless at times. What's Your Celtic Horoscope?

Nsfw: A Little Christmas Music
(Originally posted on December 14, 2006)Before we go any further in this posting, realize I'm not your mama. I am not your kiddies' mama either. This post contains stuff that they won't need to hear. You have been warned.Now that that is out of the way, time for a little holiday sing-along with Mr. Hankey's "The Most Offensive Song Ever", found here.mpeg>tag: music, south park, christmas, offensive, nsfw-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Donate Virtual BloodAve Satanas!

Someone I Like
I decided to post this blog because there's someone I have grown to like over the past few months. Actually, there are two women. I really don't know if I have much of a chance with either but I have been interacting much more with both. Went to a concert with one last Monday and it was a great time. We saw Poison The Well. It's one of her favorite bands. I haven't been to a concert in so long and I wasn't used to it. We also hung out last Friday but since she hurt her ankle, there wasn't much we could do for fun except watch a movie. The other one I have known for 2-3 years now online. We recently met face to face for the first time when we both ended up in the same class at college. We're both college seniors. LOL. She's a nice girl, a bit neurotic sometimes but then again, who isn't? She's still playing the shy game with me and I keep trying to get her to go out for a coffee or something. I think the major problem that I have with both is their obsession over "bad bo

Hello
here I am to say my first hellos on CherryTap. Odd place, but it's growing on me. I am not your typical man. I mean for the mostpart I am. I'm straight, married, have 5 wonderful children, and just a normal guy in that sense. But I have these talents and emotions that seperate me from other men. I'm an artist, sculptor, poet and general comdeian. Along with wit, genius, and general idea of people and their behaviors, I have set myself apart from the rest of the world. I work on computers for my real job, and design logos, web sites, and other stuff for many clients in my own business. "A man is defined by his actions of the words he speaks!"

I Need Your Help To Win
text and color HEY EVERYONE CHECK THIS OUT.. IM IN THE CT GIVE AWAY AND ITS NOT AN EASY GIVE AWAY AFTER ALL. I HAVE TO RECEIVE 250.000 COMMENTS ON THIS ONE PIC IN ORDER TO CASH IN ON THE PRICE.. MY PRICE IS THE MILLION DOLLAR MANSION. SO IM ASKING IF EACH OF YOU WOULD JUST DROP A FEW COMMENTS DOWN ON THIS PIC EACH TIME YOU SIGN INTO CT.. IT WILL ONLY TAKE YOU A FEW MINUTES BUT IF I COULD JUST GET HALF OF YOU TO DO THAT THEN THIS CONTEST WILL BECOME ABTAIONABLE. THANK YOU.. YOU KNOW I CAN NOT DO IT WITHOUT YOU...

Where's The Rest?!
Okay so I get daily bible verses sent to me, because well I like to read. And the bible is an interesting book. But anwyay I signed up for two other websites so I get 3 different ones a day. anyway i got this one yesterday and it's so half assed I don't know why they bothered to send it: 035:024 The sons of Rachel; Joseph, and Benjamin: Way to share that info!

I Figured It Out... (part I Of Iii)
(Originally posted on December 24, 2006)"In the beginning, God created heaven and earth..."I have already shown the other blog post where in the Bible Satan is at most responsible for ten deaths, and God for over two MILLION. I would like to continue that motif and delve deeper into the Christian religious beliefs of which we are surrounded.In Genesis, the (supposedly) omniscient (all-knowing) God created the Tree of Knowledge of Good & Evil. Now, if he WAS omniscient, he would know exactly what would happen. It's part of being all-knowing, right? But he did it anyway.Also in Genesis, the serpent (widely believed to be Satan in disguise) got the kids to eat of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil.The Tree Of KNOWLEDGE of Good and Evil.But is it, can it be that God is against learning things? Surely not!Or, well, there IS the story of the Tower of Babel, where people throughout the world were working together. And he said that you can't enter heaven unless you are "

Life In General.
Well this weekend, or first of next week I will have my new living room set delivered to me. I went to Scott Allans furniture here in town and I went in and got what I needed for a decent deal I must say, and plus an awesome surround sound 5 disc brand new stereo system. I get paid on friday and will go make a payment and I will have it payed off in a year. I havent really owned anything of mine that is in the living room or any of my previous living rooms. I have either borrowed them for the time being or just was hand me down. But I thought it was time to go out and purchase some stuff. But I will be getting a hunter green leather couch, a coffee table, a 32 inch silver tv, and black stand, and than the stereo. All that I will have paid off in a year, so like I said its not a bad deal for what I got! But this is something I have been wanting to do for a while and since I have the house now, I thought that it would be a great time to do that. I think I finally got a set schedule goin

Think On These Things For Tuesday, April 17, 2007t
More individuals become so anxious about their own troubles, and yet helping others is the best way to rid yourself of your own troubles. For what is the pattern? He gave up Heaven and entered physical being that ye might have access to the Father. Edgar Cayce Reading 5081-1 Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from Sexi Luv.com

Revisiting Masturebateforpeace.com
(Originally posted on January 4, 2007)I know I gave the address for MasturbateForPeace.com before, but they have new songs, which (being the generous guy I am, especially if it doesn't cost me anything) I have links for below:I Cum In Peace (the original song)mpeg>The 10 Days Of Wanking (Christmas)mpeg>Jingle Ballsmpeg>Wankin' In A Winter Wonderlandmpeg>Enjoy!tag: music, masturbation, mature, activism, war-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!

Why ?
sitting here just thinking why, you ever do that yourself, see this is my life and i wonder all the time, here are a few question you may also ask, why are we here, is there really a reason? why do we love people that want love us back? why are we always trying to better ourselves? do we not like us the way we are ? why do we work, sleep and eat, we are all going to die anyway? why do i even sit here and give a fuck? why is the sky blue and the grass green? why do people say taking a shit ? where are you taking it ? there are a lot of unanswered questions, i would like to ask, but who do i ask. why do i think to much? why do i look the way i do? why am i always not able to sleep? why cant i just be happy? why god why? how about you , do you ever ask why?

Our Own Animal Planet
(Originally posted on January 10, 2007)We're a bit broke at home right now. We haven't paid our trash service since last year and it has therefore been cut off. BUT... a neighbor just moved and left their trashcan with a sticker paid up until a while in the future.So last night I made a daring moonlit raid to grab the can.I put some of our trash from our overflowing can into it, then reached for a couple of bags on our porch. It was then I noticed I was being watched...An opossum (which we call possums) was watching me from the porch railing.Ugly, ain't it. Mind you, ours wasn't snarling. Truthfully it looked more embarrassed than anything.Anyway, I knocked softly on the back door to get my wife out there. We gave it a carrot & some cheap cat food. It ate it & went on it's jolly little way.We have a few animals in the neighborhood. I have seen a heard of at least five deer cross the road there. There's a feral cat we named The Kitten that lives under our house. And I left som

A Real-life Horror Movie
(Originally posted on January 19, 2007)Well, I watched a video today called America - Freedom To Fascism by Aaron Russo. In it, Russo asks several government people to show him the law requiring us to pay income tax. No one, not EVEN the IRS officials, would (or maybe COULD) show the law requiring that income tax must be paid.There are several links you can view information of the video, such as the Wikipedia entry that discusses the movie in at least a slight depth and the official website where you can view the trailers for the movie.It is basically a scary movie that everybody needs to watch...tag: income tax, politics, liberties, rights-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!

My New Stores
(Originally posted on February 15, 2007)I started a store (well, TWO stores) at Printfection.com. One is Bealzes' Garden of Hellish Delights and has Satanic, Pagan, and Gothic symbols. (Not too many yet, but I am working on it.) The other store, here, will have things of a more normal flair, such as humor and political things.I don't think I'll make much money with either of them, but I figure it can't hurt to try. Be sure to check them out!tag: satan, satanic, satanism, satanist, religion, commerce, humor, funny, store, Printfection, money, shopping-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!

Blindfold
Blindfold The taste of fear is somehow sweet not completely real . . . perhaps anticipation of the unknown, the vivid flash of imagination low tones, words barely whispered against a straining ear by unseen lips heated by desire of a slave for her Master she answers with silence, behind the blindfold only her heartbeat speaks of her need as it pulses hot in her neck yet He knows . . . words unneeded, unwanted. hot flashes of pain, a nipple compressed by strong fingers air sucked between clenched teeth a dark laugh echoes in the silence the sweet bite of the clamps over turgid flesh, throbbing, aching satisfaction in her soul, fire in her blood hands held firm by a leather embrace outstretched from her sides like a female heretic on the cross what will He do? Giddy with curiosity spread . . . bound by the shackles of her submission and His iron control the warm glide of fingers over flesh masculine touch, the scrape of a finge

Wednesday Links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Mikey The Chimp Videos, Traveling Virus Video, New Photos And Videos Online
Oh boy... we have a Jacker on Paltalk...Jacker on Paltalk...and boobies! (WOWing and boobies always derail things) LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) It's Whip 'em Out Wednesday and FINALLY warming up in New York. SO warm in fact, that you may actually see a pair of bosoms... You should probably make sure you have a WOW Sticker if you want to partake in this goodness. There's a few ways to go about it: 1. GO TO THIS LINK FILL OUT THE FORM, AND WE WILL MAIL YOU ONE. 2. Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope (NOT A SMALL ONE, DUMMIES) to: The Opie and Anthony Show WOW Sticker Requests 111 West 57th Street Suite 500 New York, NY 10019 3. Get yourself an OFFICIAL WOW T-SHIRT!. Don Imus has been known to wear one his show (we know because we've seen it on MSNBC. CLICK HERE AND GET A SHIRT...DAG NABBIT... and be like Imus. Speaking of SHIRTS, check out what WE do now... ORDER YOURS TODAY (male and femal

Life Is Important
One day a mother died. And on that clear, cold morning, in the warmth of her bedroom, the daughter was struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn't any more. No more hugs, no more lucky moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat, No more "just one minute." Sometimes, what we care about the most goes away. never to return before we can say good-bye, Say "I Love You." or "I Miss You" So while we have it . . it's best we love it . . And care for it and fix it when it's broken . and take good care of it when it's sick. This is true for marriage .... and friendships! And children with bad report cards; And dogs with bad hips; And aging parents and grandparents. We keep them because they are worth it, Because we cherish them! Some things we keep -- like a best friend who moved away or a classmate we grew up with. There are just some thi

"here By Me" 3 Doors Down
I hope you're doing fine out without me ‘Cause I'm not doing so good without you The things I thought you'd never know about me Were the things I guess you always understood So how could I have been so blind for all these years? Guess I only see the truth through all this fear, And living without you… And everything I had in this world And all that I'll ever be It could all fall down around me. Just as long as I have you, Right here by me. I can't take another day without you ‘Cause baby, I could never make it on my own I've been waiting so long, just to hold you And be back in your arms where I belong Sorry I can't always find the words to say But everything I've ever know gets swept away Inside of your love… And everything I had in this world And all that I'll ever be It could all fall down around me. Just as long as I have you, Right here by me. As the days grow long I see That time is standing still for me When you're not here Sorry I can't

I Should Have
I should have given you my love a different way Maybe then you would have stayed I should have put up a stronger fight Maybe then things would be right I keep thinking of what I should have done If things were different I might have won.

Week 50
- Black Adam is pretty much pummeling the crap out of everyone. After single-handedly taking out the entire Captain Marvel family, the angered antihero rolls over the Omega Men, the Doom Patrol and the Sydney Opera House (take that, culture!). - Green Lantern Alan Scott and the rest of the Justice Society are like, “Dude, this is totally not cool. Let’s stop him.” Unfortunately for them, Adam is headed to China where his wrathful ways will cross the Great Ten. After China’s premier squad of superpowered pain-inducers realize they can’t do it alone, the combined might of America’s superhero community is called into the fracas. - Lots of buildings get destroyed, and meanwhile Captain Marvel gets tossed out on his ear by the Egyptian gods who give Black Adam his power. Apparently they like it when their earthbound avatar blows crap up. - Back on the ground, Steel and his niece Natasha are at the end of an all-night superweapon build-a-thon, and they think they have the goods to l

Best Firefighter Pic Contest
This is my first attempt at hosting a contest.. I was trying to come up with a unique contest for ct and this is what I came up with.. BEST FIREFIGHTER PIC EXAMPLES BELOW... THEY CAN BE OF YOU FIGHTING FIRE YOURSELF, OR JUST FIREFIGHTING PICS YOU FOUND SOMEWHERE ONLINE, ETC.. IT DOESN'T MATTER. AS LONG AS IT DEPICTS FIREFIGHTING IN SOME WAY.. SEND ME THE LINK TO THE PIC IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE Superman~GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY~@ CherryTAP OR YOU CAN CONTACT MY SISTER, DIXIE DARLIN, Dixie Darlin~CT Wifey of Faery Dragon~@ CherryTAP AND SHE CAN GET THE LINK TO ME.. EITHER WAY IS FINE.. THIS ONE IS ME^^ THE ABOVE ARE SIMPLY EXAMPLES OF THE TYPES OF ENTRIES I AM LOOKING FOR AND CANNOT BE USED AS ENTRIES FOR THE CONTEST.. RULES ARE AS FOLLOWS 1. NO COMMENT BOMBING FROM Fake sites. 2. Show support for Firefighters. 3. Have FUN AND GOOD LUCK. Prizes: 1st prize: Corvette 2nd prize: Mens/womans ring. {{PRIZES

Even For Bush This Was Astounding
HERE ARE THE "HIGHLIGHTS" FROM HIS SPEECH AT A HIGH SCHOOL IN OHIO. I THINK IT WAS PART OF THE NO PRESIDENT LEFT BEHIND PROGRAM On his marriage: "And I will tell you, one reason -- this may sound counterintuitive, but a good marriage is really good after serving together in Washington, D.C. It's been an amazing experience to be a husband and then a dad as president of the United States. I emphasize, that is the priority for me as the president. It's my faith, my family, and my country. And I am pleased to report that our family is doing great, particularly since my wife is such a fantastic person. And she sends her very best." On his job and his rug: "My job is a job to make decisions. I'm a decision -- if the job description were, 'What do you do?' -- it's decision-maker. And I make a lot of big ones, and I make a lot of little ones. Interestingly enough, the first decision I made happened right before I got sworn in as president. I was at the Blair House, which is across the s

Not What U Think....
ever have that one thing or person in life i thought u wanted and needed so bad and once u got it...or them it wasnt what u expected and i changed ur mind but dont wanna hurt them...and dont know how to tell em?.....welcome to my world right now!!

Rebirthing
IT WAS SNOWING WHEN SHE AWOKE COLLECTING BUGS TI DIP IN AMBER THE TRICKLE FROM HER THROAT NOW SLOWED AND THAT ONE LAST KISS WAS ALL SHE COULD REMEMBER BEFORE HER EYES CLOSED FOREVER AND THE BLOOD LUST FILLED MY SOUL FINISHING THE MAYHEM I HAVE STARTED MAKING HATE WITH THE DEARLY DEPARTED TRANSGRESSIVE EYES DISAVOWING SACRED TRUTHS ONE LAST SIN AND THE BEAST WILL BE UN LOOSED HERE I SIT ON THE BOTTOM LINE ONLY RELEASE FROM PRESSURE IS LOSING MY MIND AND THE BEAUTY AND JOY THAT CHAOS VIOLENTLY BREEDS SPRAYING FEMININE EYES WITH MASCULINE SEED I AM DISEASED IN MY SOUL MY MIND IS DECAYED IVE TRADED PEACE AND HARMONY TO AVOID BEING A SLAVE I SHALL NEVER BOW I WILL REMAIN UPRIGHT LONG ENOUGH TO DISTRACT YOU AS I TEAR OUT YOUR THROAT LOVE BLESSED LOVE IS BLOWING ON THE WHISPERING WINDS IN MY DREAMS THIS IS NOT THERAPEUTIC RANTING IM WARNING YOU BACK WITH MY SCREAMS THERE IS A VOID IN MY MIND HEART AND SOUL WHERE GOD AWAITS TO MAKE ME WHOLE UNTIL ALL IS BLACK AND IM

Church Bulletins
They're back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services: 1. The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. 2.The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus." 3. Ladies, don't forget the rummage (yard) sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands. 4. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "Hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you. 5. Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help. 6. Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation. 7. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs. 8. Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.

Maryland Videos
I'll be leaving Maryland this coming Thursday to return to Colorado Springs. I've been here for about the last three months training for a new job. These two short videos I made are a small compilation of my time here. They aren't very good but they are the first two videos I have actually ever put together in this sort of way. Random Moments In Maryland Part 1 Random Moments In Maryland Part 2

So I'm Going To Try My Hand At....
Composition! I'm currently writing a little tune for my jazz group, no working title at the moment, but it's going to have a little latin flair to it. It'll be interesting once it's finished, and i've almost got the whole thing down on a rough draft, so this'll be cool. In other news, nothing new. Later.

Gave You
i gave you my heart it was in your hands you took this knife and cut through and through again my heart is lost and my emotions to i have no feelings because of you no more love or hate now i guess i should thank thou because pain can be a emotion to

I Wish
Wish I could look away From all this pain Caused by you Wish I could undo the past And go back Do it over again No matter what I do You just don't care for who I am No matter what I say to you You don't believe me And hurt me again Four months ago we were still together Everything was fine When I was with you Nothing could go wrong The sun did always shine But you didn't know who I am You didn't know who I'd always be When you saw the real me You just walked out of my life

From Special Ed 2 Sir Whit Knight
STOPPING BY TO LET YOU KNOW I HAVE TWO ACCOUNTS ACCT #1 YUM YUM KITTY ACCT #2 ITALIAN QUEEN BITCH SO IM JUST INFORMING U OK KISSES YUM YUM KITTY AKA ITALIAN QUEEN BITCH BY THE WAY IM SAME PERSON ON BOT ACCOUNTS SO DONT GET CONFUSED OK BYE BYE

Yay
Well being the jobless Freak that I am I had nothing to do this beautiful sunday so I replanted my sunflowers that I'm growing for a special friend who loves them so I put them in a bigger pot by them selves because there gonna be to big to leave them with my pansys so heres a picture of my lil sproutlings ill take some more pictures when they get bigger

Days Of The New Show Review
I saw Black Canvas,The Showdown,and Days Of The New at the Mojo Room,on Saturday April 21rst,2007! Great show! All three bands were awesome!! Starting with local band,my friends Black Canvas,great to see them representing local music with a kick ass set! It was a great defining moment for me,and all the supporters of the treasure coast music scene! Rocking out their originals,this three-piece showed the Mojo why the Mojo is in Port Saint Lucie,cause our scene is on the rise!! Then The Showdown,who reminded me kind of Every Mother's Nightmare rocked a blistering set of originals and did pieces of Metallica and Pantera songs! Which was a great tribute to Cliff and Dimebag!! Look out for them,they are a great up and coming band!! Then Travis Meeks and Days of the New,rocked out some classic dotn classics,plus some new songs!! It is amazing the way Travis plays the acoustic guitar!! If you never have seen Days Of The New,see them on this tour,they are a very entertaining musical proje

A Fading Smile.
I don't like thinking too much. It happens with ill-spent time, however. Thus, leading to such times as a couple of hours ago. I couldn't help myself, I was just laying there, listening to music, trying to ignore the rest of my family for the time being...and...I dunno. I had a smile on my face for this past week...so many things going well. then I got to thinking, back to negative thoughts, back to things I believe about myself, and back to wondering exactly what use am I? It's hard to keep faith in one's self sometimes. It really is...and with that, my smile slowly faded into obscurity. Gotta find it again, that sneaky bastard.

Very Ticked!
Ok I am on the road and I get a call from my wife lady_raven all but in tears with me and now she had deleted her damn account why?? Here is why because some ppl on here just can't keep this damn mouth closed! It all started when she was in the BBW contest back in Feb I think not sure when but when she walked away from two memeber's of Darkmoon trouble started and hasn't stopped. People left her comments all the time and left her message's asking her how she was or to tell her is was something special like a good friend but now NOTHING! After I post this blog I won't care if any of you stay here because I am sick to death of how she has been treated. First by Darkmoon and than I.B.I.C so if anyone read's this and knows these ppl watch out for them because if your not part of their click or if you don't comment bomb them in a contest you are not anything. But now she is at peace again because she has made her a different page and if anyone and I do mean anyone shows her any

Before We Met
Before we met I was only half alive Then I saw a part of me within the depths of your eyes That first date, we had dinner and shared with one another I had this feeling that I somehow knew you before This body of mine has come to peaks of sensuality You are showing me to make love without restraint For that I will never quite be the same Before we met, making love was just an act Now that you are here I can never look back If we ever do part ways I will forever be grateful to have met you that day

Politics On Tv All The Time ! Damn !
Great Again One nation, one people, one land A dream unrealized though close at hand When we fail to see that the division they cause It shows in our people the greatest of flaws When we let them divide us on issues of race we loose our humanities saving grace when we let them pretend that nothing is wrong we will all live a sad, sad country song they feed us things to keep us from seeing feed the ills and we loose our own being lost in a sea of non issues and non truths not able to know how to vote in the booths they tell us lies and we eat the rewards of sloth they divide us on religion they use men of the cloth they tell us what's wrong with countries moral upbringing do you hear the sound of liberties last ringing ? they keep us focused on anything that is unreal the whole time they take from us all we believe and feel They chant at us about war and our freedom to live they wait for us to turn our backs and the stick in the shiv we pay th

25 Signs You've Grown Up For Good
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. 6 You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up." 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald 's leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You take naps. 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the

My Chemical Romance "i Dont Love You"
Well, when you go Don't ever think I'll make you try to stay And maybe when you get back I'll be off to find another way And after all this time that you still owe You're still the good-for-nothing I don't know So take your gloves and get out Better get out While you can When you go Would you even turn to say "I don't love you Like I did Yesterday" Sometimes I cry so hard from pleading So sick and tired of all the needless beating But baby when they knock you Down and out It's where you oughta stay And after all the blood that you still owe Another dollar's just another blow So fix your eyes and get up Better get up While you can Whoa, whooa When you go Would you even turn to say "I don't love you Like I did Yesterday" Well come on, come on When you go Would you have the guts to say "I don't love you Like I loved you Yesterday" I don't love you Like I loved you Yesterday I don't love you Like I loved you Yesterday

Alone
I am tired, I am lost, about to cave in. A world that is nothing but stereotypes, I hate being the person that wants some super model figure. Decry! Love my mind, soul, body. Ignore, forgive, humor, hate. Questioning will you answer me?

A Letter To The Cavity Of Life
Dear Mr. Blue Funk, You are creating an obstacle of unrealism and destruction. Not only harming my family but myself. Lies, not white but dark, almost black. Some days my fingernails ache with pain that you mark me, like a red stain on a white dress, everyone sees and knows. You circle around me like merry- go-round, mocking me. I try to lose you, ignore you, but you stalk my mind. I confront you, petrified terrified. Living through scars, I remember only being hopeless.

Justice
It will take my lifetime, to understand me. Tolerance pores through my pulse. Pleading cases of mistreated people, not myself. Strong on justice but I'm mute. Stand in the X on the stage as I state my theories, but I'm no Statue of Liberty. I'm unable to yell wrongs and rights. Agreeing with both sides. When to believe? Don't judge, pity, look differently at me because of honesty. Hissed at for beliefs, applauded for others.

The Middle Of Summer
Burning ash settles, sticks in my lungs like grass stains. Thorns peel away the skin of my feet, water flowing across a rough stage. I move closer, beneath canvas blocking the sun. Like a statue I'm solid, pure and alone. A frenzy of flowers clash into bloom.

Argh!!! Tis True.....
My pirate name is: Bloody Mary Kidd Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr! Get your own pirate name from piratequiz.com.part of the fidius.org network

Balance Is Key
I Have Come To The Conclusion That One of The Hardest Things In Life To Decide is Which Bridges to Cross And Which Bridges To Burn.... Trying To Keep My Universe Balanced Is a Full Time Job! My Friend Mary Jane Helps Me....

Brian`s Song
We almost always had fun, no matter what it was we had done. Rode our bikes for miles at a time, then he would come to my house to dine. Our parents tried their bet to keep us apart, we got along right from the start. People would ask me, hey where is Brian; in school, he doesn`t like it;but he is trying. We even tried to have our own place, where we both could have a little space. For ourselves and from each other, really he was like a little brother. I was there the day his father died, boy you should have seen how he cried. Didn`t exactly know how to handle it, and we both drank too much, I admit. Seemed to make things right at the time, took turns drinking tequila and sucking a lime. When I look back that was kind of dumb, but that kind of life is where we both came from. Then there was the day his boy was born, had a smile on my face but I still was torn. He had found a wife and a little house, should have been happy for him, but I was a louse. The day came when we were both ridin

Rules
Ok I'm gonna be simple with these. For anybody wondering what we do, I'll be posting a blog next about that. 1) No rudeness towards any member. 2) Have fun. 3) Get new members. Basic rules for a basic group. If anybody interested in joining please contact me.

What Does 'domination' Mean?
Domination.... What does this word mean? What does it represent? Why does it elicit excitement in some and repulsion in others? How do we come to understand what true Domination is ... and why do we seek a concrete definition for this most maligned and often misunderstood personality trait? In My journey through this world of D/s I have seen many varieties of Dominants. These range from the absolute subtle to the most outrageous ... from the soft spoken, well disciplined, gentle Dominant to the loud, boisterous most strict Dominant. I have experienced contacts with many, from the undereducated personality to the sophisticated academic and all types in between. Interestingly, all have self perceived notions of their Dominance which differ for the most part from that which we observe ... there is a perfect smorgasbord of intellect and confidence ... and a bounty of disenchantment, illusion and frustration among us. I observe Dominance from a Male perspective ... given that

"there Are Times When Fear Is Good....
"There are times when fear is good. It must keep its watchful place at the heart's controls. There is advantage in the wisdom won from pain." --�schylus One simple word, yet filled with complexity. One may ask themselves several questions. Is it physical, emotional or the blend of both causing an intellectual fear? Or perhaps it is just the unknown. There are so many factors and fixtures ~ the simple little word ~ becomes a mesh of complexity and undefinable objections. As a child fears the darkness ~ a submissive fears the empty void a Master may create. Being left on her own to remember His teachings and guiding ways ~ though she has been trained well, the solitude is creates a void. Within this void the manifestation of fear begins. She begins to doubt herself, her abilities, perhaps even her worth. She continues to struggle to remain focused. She fights with the inner conflicts raging within herself. So desperately trying to please, and obey, yet cons

~a Submissive's Journey~
Since you are here, it's obvious you've taken the first step to discovering your submissive side. This site is intended to assist and guide you in achieving your self fulfillment as a slave, or submissive within the D/s (Dominant~ submissive) lifestyle. As you begin your journey, the rewards, personal satisfaction and the individual happiness you have sought for so long will begin to be apparent. The first step has been taken, you think you may have, or you've discovered you do have a submissive side that is all your own. What is submission, what does it mean to be submissive? Are you a sub or are you a slave? Is this normal, or is there something wrong with you? Where can this journey lead you? Can this journey bring you to the ultimate fulfillment of your happiness? What lays ahead of you as you continue your journey? Here within the boundaries of this site and its affiliated communities,you'll find maps to show you the p

My Favourite Friend In England And Portuguess
From now on, must be strong My favourite friend You're my favourite friend When I need you And when I don't as well Of course you miss me being around You're my favourite friend But I'm older now I can't pretend I can't see you anymore Você é meu amigo do favorito E eu adore o Ame-o à extremidade Ninguém ouviram uma palavra que você diz Você é meu amigo do favorito Nós governamos o mundo junto Com para fora de códigos secretos E plantas que nós não podemos recordar De agora sobre, deve ser forte Meu amigo do favorito Você é meu amigo do favorito Quando eu o necessitar E quando eu não também Naturalmente você falta-me que está ao redor Você é meu amigo do favorito Mas eu sou mais velho agora Eu não posso fingir Eu não posso vê-lo anymore

Becoming
**Becoming** Day Dreaming of far away places Distance between you and me You're still here I am not I'm not me anymore Reluctant to leave what I know Weary of being alone with the stranger I am becoming Scared of discovering who I am what I am why I am my purpose here Fear of understanding my future Afraid that it doesn't include you Terrified that I have become a stranger in my own mind A spectator An observer with no control waiting to see what will become of me **Emma Page, 24/4/07**

Poem #9 - ~*~ Please Show Me ~*~
Minutes seem like hours Hours seem like days. Where I am getting at with this poem As it's reality in so many ways. You see you say you love me Yet can this be really true? As there is something keeping me From feeling that love from you. How can you make me feel your love As I am longing to do? Maybe hearing those words directly from your lips, That simple I Love You? Perhaps this may not help As I have heard them from you before Perhaps the reason behind my feeling Is that I am in want of so much more? Negative thoughts about us Fill my head everyday. Perhaps the reason behind this Is because your so far away? For you can not see the pain I hold So far deep within. Yet when I try to talk about it with you Nothing seems to sink within. Lately it seems to me As if you really do not care. About the feelings I hold within The feelings I am wanting to share. It also seems to me. As if your not trying hard. To keep t

Poem #11 - ~*~ Missing Grandma & Grandpaw ~*~
I lay upon the emerald grass Glancing at the clouds so high Watching and waiting to see the sign As they slowly move on by. I know your up there grandma Can you see me here today? Can you see the tears I begin to shed With a soft little whisper I say. It's been some time that you've been gone I still miss you very much. Could you answer me one question though? Do you miss me as much? As the wind begin to gently blow, I knew that was her sign. To remind me that she still thinks of me. As the days go passing by. I stood up to walk inside For it was beginning to get dark. I wasn't finished talking to the ones Whom I love that once part. I lay down in my bed Say my last thoughts for the night. Grandpa I know your there as well. Probably holding Grandma's hands so tight. Would you give her a big kiss for me? A hug as well do too. Grandma please do the same to him, As I would if I were there to do. I'm glad your both in a

Poem #21 - ~*~ In Love With You ~*~
Sitting here thinking of all the things I'm yearning to do, The thoughts of having every minute of everyday, And wanting to spend them all with you. To grasp you tightly within my arms, Not a thought of letting you go. Having you feel my love and warmth, To have all my feelings show. I want to be your everything, I have wanted this for quite a while. I want to know what makes you frown, And the things that make you smile. You see I want to be the one, The one you have invariably dreamed about. The ones to make your dreams come authenic, Even those you have in doubt. However, as every second passes, The possibility of one more tear falling down. For me knowing how bad I really need you, And how bad I want you around. For me not being able to have what I want, Leaves me shedding those massive tears. And to imagine those feelings may not be the same. Without a doubt, is my greatest fear! All in all you will never know. As to what you h

God Endures
GOD ENDURES FOREVER Thursday - April 26, 2007 “‘I issue a decree that in every part of my kingdom people must fear and reverence the God of Daniel.’ For he is the living God and he endures forever; his kingdom will not be destroyed, his dominion will never end.” – Daniel 6:26 On May 14, 1643, Louis XIV became King of France at the age of four years old. He was known as The Sun King, Louis the Great, and the Grand Monarch. For seventy-two years he ruled France, longer than any other European monarch. France grew in power during his reign and it was involved in three major wars - the Franco-Dutch War, the War of the League of Augsburg, and the War of the Spanish Succession. Not only did France grow militarily, it also advanced culturally during Louis’s reign with dramatists Molière, Racine, and Corneille. Louis XIV worked successfully to create an absolutist and centralized state, where he was the absolute monarch. The phrase "L'État, c'est moi

...if A Soldier Dies!?
Take a man and put him alone, Put him twelve thousand miles from home. Empty his heart of all but blood, Make him live in sand, in mud. This is the life I have to live, This the soul to God I give. You have your parties and drink your beer, While young men are dying over here. Plant your signs on the White House lawn; "Lets get out of Iraq and Afghanistan". Use your signs and have your fun, Then refuse to use a gun. There's nothing else for you to do, Then I'm supposed to die for you? There is one thing that you should know; And that's where I think you should go! I'm already here and it's too late. I've traded all my love for all this hate. I'll hate you till the day I die. You made me hear my buddy cry. I saw his leg and his blood shed, Then I heard them say, "This one's dead". It was a large price for him to pay, To let you live another day. He had the guts to fight and die, To keep the freedom you live by. By his dying, your life he buys, But who gives a

The Silent Ranks
I wear no uniforms, no blues or army greens But I am in the Army in the ranks rarely seen I have no rank upon my shoulders - salutes I do not give But the military world is the place where I live I'm not in the chain of command, orders I do not get But my husband is the one who does, this I can not forget I'm not the one who fires the weapon, who puts my life on the line But my job is just as tough. I'm the one that's left behind My husband is a patriot, a brave and prideful man And the call to serve his country not all can understand Behind the lines I see the things needed to keep this country free My husband makes the sacrifice, but so do our kids and me I love the man I married, Soldiering is his life But I stand among the silent ranks known as the Army Wife Author Unknown

Here I Am In An All Too Familiar Situation =)
so here i am, its 4:31 in the morning and i am sitting wide awake in bed....listening to power metal...waiting till i can start moving around finishing up getting ready for my trip to reno for a jazz festival...i find my self attempting to stay up all night too often...finding myself just to fall asleep around 4 becoming late for school and work....insomnia sucks ass....but power metal helps the time to go by...=) sadly because of my "night-owl" physical wiring i have deprived my girlfriend of the precious sleep she loves so much....i feel bad for that...there is no reason for innocent bistanders to be affected by my inability to fall asleep...and resulting from me she now wakes up routinly at 1 in the morning every night....hopefully these few days i am away she can get back on to a somewhat normal schedule so she is not tired 24/7 anymore as for me i am hopeless until i go through boot camp and have a 4-5am wakeup call every morning for 12 weeks of officer training...or at leas

D-i-v-o-r-c-e
wow, I am just trying to get start my life over, I have been married twice, & both times they have been disasters. No wonder i cant find a good man, they already taken & the ones that wanna have me, no offense r either after 1 thing or just plain cheaters. My first husband cheated on me with his 14 yr old cousin, my 2nd ex says i am to old for him, wtfe, i am 38 & he is 60. Yes Big difference...lol Then my kids tell me that they cant go thru this cuz i am breakin up the family!! WHAT???? I didn't have the affair damn it!!! Just wat am i supposed to do, stay & take it , Hell No, No, No!!!!! I think not!!! I found me a new place & am ready to start Fresh & new. My kids r grown up enuff to deal with things as they come along, & if not well then i guess they will have to understand, NO ONE LIKES TO B CHEATED ON!!! or Beaten on or ne thing else. Oh well, I guess i am done but i hope to find new friends & maybe find me A Wonderful man down the road. But for now

Mistress Of Her Heart
The room is dark, bodies entwine pain and passion live divine For she had entered his royal domain and her body aches for what he calls by name. She surrenders her spirit, body and soul. He is the master, her lord, he takes control. she is as a leaf without thought or aim; she falls into his tight embrace and she's never the same. He will take her to worlds yet unclaimed, She will be taught, used and trained; to be called his PET when spoken by name ... She knows the lust and passion within her soul and her body aches and withers under his control. He will take her until he's won and will not stop until she sees no one, except her Lord, her Master her only One.... She is his pet to hold and play, he calls the tune and she will play. The rage burns bright beneath her breasts and he will take her but deeper yet! She

Dear Valerie
Fill this in and send it to me. I ___ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars. Love, _______________ (P.S. ______________.) Repost this as "DEAR (YOUR NAME)" & see what answers you get.

Soo.. I Got Attacked By A Squirrel!!
soooo there i was walking over to wyatts house.. i saw a nut on the ground and i decided i would pick it up and play with it.. well i guess that was a bad idea.. because out of fucking no where.. tis fucking squirrel jumps on me and fucking attacks me!!!!!!!! it was like scrat off of Ice Age .. i sware to god.. then after i ran half a block with a squirrel attacking me.. i got it off of me and i still had the nut in my hand.. and it fucking chased me!!!!! for another half a block.. i sware.. i am like scard for life!!!! hahaha TRUE FUCKING STORY!!!! just happened like 7 hours ago!!

Love, Lust, Marriage Thx Kitten
Love- When your eyes meet across a crowded room Lust- When your tongues meet across a crowded room Marriage- When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room Love- When intercourse is called making love Lust- When intercourse in called screwing Marriage- When intercourse is a little town in Pennsylvania Love- When you argue over how many kids to have Lust- When you argue over who gets the wet spot Marriage- When you argue over whose idea it was to have kids Love- When you share everything you own Lust- When you steal everything they own Marriage- When the bank owns everything Love- When it doesn't matter if you don't climax Lust- When the relationship is over if you don't climax Marriage- When.... uh.... what's a climax Love- When your heart flutters every time you see them Lust- When your groin twitches every time you see them Marriage- When your wallet empties every time you see them Love- When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel

Country Songs
TOP 12 COUNTRY SONGS FOR 2006/2007 12. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body 'Cept Mine. 11. It's Hard to Kiss the Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day. 10. If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me. 9. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well. 8. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better. 7. I Wouldn't take her to a Dog Fight Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win. 6. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight. 5. I'm So Miserable without you, It's like You're Still Here. 4. If I Had Shot You When I First wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By now. 3. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Sure Do Miss Him. 2. She Got the Ring and I Got the Finger. And the number 1 Country Song is: 1. I Ain't Never Gone to Bed with Ugly Women But I've Sure Woke Up With a Few. Here's a few more: "Get yer tongue outta my mouth cuz I'm kissin' you goodbye"

How Sexy Are You?
Add the letters in your first name using the numbers below, then write it at the bottom! under 45 points= NOT TOO SEXY...sorry 46-75 points= PRETTY SEXY 76-99 points= VERY DAMN SEXY! 100+ points= SEXY AS FUCK!!!!!! A=23 B=14 C=9 D=28 E=20 F=12 G=3 H=10 I=10 J=11 K=30 L=31

Lies
i want to tell you lies i want to tell that little boy his mom will be just fine i want to tell that dad we got his daughter out in time i want to tell that wife her husband will be home tonight i dont want to tell it like it is i want to tell them lies you didnt put their seatbelts on,you feel you killed your kids i want to say didnt.....but in a way, you did you pound your fists into my chest,your hurting so inside i want to say you'll be ok... i want to tell you lies you left chemicals within his reach and now its in his eyes i want to say your son will see, not tell you he'll be blind you ask me if he'll be ok,with pleading in your eyes i want to say that yes he will.... i want to tell you lies i can see your crying as your life goes up in smoke if you'd maintained that smoke alarm,your chidren may have woke dont grab my arm and ask me if your family is alive dont make me tell you they're all dead i want to tell you

The Ex Factor!!!
Why is it that some people just cant get over themselves?? And then have to make everyone else around then miserable too. I have a friend who's ex has gone completely off her damn rocker. She blames everyone including me for their brake up since she's to blonde and stupid to see the real truth!!! It just pisses me off,,she cant even say how she feels about me to me she has to be a little middle schooler and tell everyone else and in reture I get to hear it from them. It just needs to stop because if it doesnt then here soon someone is going to get hurt and its not ganna be me or my friend or miss psycho bitch its ganna be her daughter. I have had enough its time to be adults.

Things Ive Learned From Internet Porn!!!
1. Every woman loves to have cum spewed on her face. No matter how much she says she doesnt, do it anyway, she will laugh about it afterwards. No repercussions. 2. Every woman loves anal. It doesnt matter how big your penis is, just shove it in there. No mater how much she says ow, stop, or get it out of there, just keep plugging away and she will have an orgasm sooner or later. 3. No need to go down on a woman. The sheer sight of seeing your penis will have her willing to be your total and complete slave in the bedroom. 4. Every guy is hung like an f'n donkey. If you arent...you are a freak. There must be somehting wrong with you. 5. Its is extremely easy to talk any woman into being with another woman. Every woman is bi-sexual. 6. You can talk a girl into fucking you or a friend immediately, no matter where you are or how goofy you or said friend look. 7. It doesnt matter if a woman has a boyfriend, husband, or kids for that matter. She will have sex

Everything Test
The eXtreme Relationship/Sexuality Test Your overall dating experience is 64%. Your sexual experience is 66%, higher than 82% of other test-takers. Your sex-drive level is 75%, higher than 78% of others. Your morality index is 5 out of 10, where lower is less inhibited. The average scores are 33% dating and 41% sexual experience. Find out how you compare!Take the test! brought to you by thatsurveysite

Don't Look Down On Someone!
Don't Look Down On Someone! Keep in mind that the true meaning of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good. Most of us all put people in some sort of class in our minds. That person is good, that person is trailer trash, that person is screwed up in the head, that person is an alcoholic or a drug addict. Think for a second; have ever been there before? Allot of you have. But you're over that now or you're still there. Everyone was created equal. Everyone goes through stages in there lives that hopefully they learn from. Everyone has low points and high points through their lives. I repeat this phrase so much but I'll say it again anyway. We all ride that roller coaster of life. We all have ups and downs. Just know when your down you will start that climb back up again. It never stops. It starts when your born and stops when you die. No one can get off the ride. So learn to enjoy it. It's free! Everyone is there with you on that same ride. The ri

The Elevator
Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown." The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?" The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me..... I'm 7 >feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown." The small guy says: "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn around."

Just To Let My Friend And Family Know
on friday im gonna be deleting my account. in my earlier bulletin, i said i would be keeping my messenger and myspace accounts. after further consideration, i have decided not to keep those accounts either. i have met a lot of nice people here and value their friendships. something has came up in my personal life, and only one other person knows what is going on. this person has given me a promise that what is going on will not be repeated. im waiting till friday to delete so i can tell my friends good bye. if everybody could repost this for me, i would be thankful. again, i will miss the friendships ive made on here. richard

The End Of Something Great
Well not too long ago my GF of two years decided that she wanted to break up with me. To say the least that was the worst time of my life and also my greatest fear, but for some strange reason I had a feeling that it was coming to an end, as much as I didn't want to believe it. I try not to think of what once was and what could have been, it only brings back the memories of what I lost and how it felt when I lost her. She might be reading this so I want her to know that I'm doing fine and all is well. I have been hanging out with friends and taking down pictures of what we once were, here and there, I have to say that this is the worst thing I have ever felt. Well it's over now and I have to move on, I have no time for grief I have to get back to do my school work. I want you to know that I think that maybe in the future that we might be good friends but as of now it's nothing more but painful to think about. Well tonight I plan on hanging out with my friends and hopefully making new o

Insanity
A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived. Everything went quite well. As the National Anthem started, the doctor yelled, "Up Nuts", and the patients complied by standing up. After the anthem, he yelled, "Down Nuts", and they all sat back down in their seats. After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts". They all broke out into applause and cheered. When the umpire made a particularly bad call against the star of the home team, the Doctor yelled, "Booooo Nuts" and they all started booing and cat calling. Comfortable with their response, the doctor decided to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge. When he returned, there was a riot in progress. Finding his tizzied assistant, the doctor asked," What in the world happened?" The assistant replied, "Well everything was going just fine un

The Russians Are Doing It Right
Death toll grows as skinhead views move into mainstream MOSCOW — In the days after the murder of Anna Politkovskaya, photographs of the crusading Russian journalist and about 20 other people began appearing on an Internet website operated by one of Russia's many skinhead organizations. Across the photograph of Ms. Politkovskaya was an unmistakable message: "The order doesn't matter, but the result does." Galina Kozhevnikova was one of the 20 whose photograph appeared on what was clearly intended to be a death list. Another message identified her and the others as "enemies of the Russian people." Frail and pale, Ms. Kozhevnikova nods and shrugs. It is not the first time for such threats, and not the last. The 48-year-old Ms. Politkovskaya was shot in the head outside her Moscow apartment last October. Her offence was that she had been angrily outspoken about the performance of the Russian army and the Russian government in the republic of Chechnya, a land of dark-skinned

Tum Te Tum
Now then boys and girls just another rambling from the U.K.. Ok i dont have a specific subject so i am going to just yak. first thing I seem to be atrracting 10,s from guys with names like Bobo, big daddy, knuckles etc,its like i am in jail or something i wont be picking up the soap in the showers thats for certain. The other gripe is the amount of hugely fat woman who invite me to do all sorts of things with them which would considering there size leave me in hospital with various fractures and a broken penis, dont get me wrong its nice to be found attractive as the Fonz would say " i still got it". change of subject The swallows who live in my garage have come back now summer is truley here unfortunatley I am having to wash my car twice a week now cos its covered in bird poo and while where on about vehicles last autumn When I put my bike I cleaned it drained it of liquids and covered it in a nice big cover to keep it clean over winter. When I unwrapped her she was filthy it was li

Part 2
Gustav hummed the refrain from Tristan and Isolde as he tied off the last stitch. Mumbles looked down at the work and nodded, muttering his thanks. Archie sat back, nursing a scotch while Gustav cleaned up the makeshift surgery. “Nice work there, Doc.” Archie tipped his glass in Gustav’s direction. “So, you just a stitcher, or what?” “Vell, actually, mein specialty was cybervear, but I yam skilled enough at regular surgery. Removing a bullet is simple enough verk.” “Cyber, huh? So, what brings you to the States? A man with your skill, getting off a freighter in the middle of the night. I’m guessing you are running from the law?” Gustav stiffened slightly. “I hadt reason for my departure to remain unobserved.” Archie chuckled. “I’m sure. So Doc, excuse me being nosey, but you know, a medical man like you, I would have figured you would have had that mug fixed.” Gustav’s left hand moved to the ruined flesh of his face, an odd grin touching his lips. “A reminder to be cautious.” Gus

Part 4
Ragna Rok grunted as he put the barbell back in the weight rack. Sweat was pouring off his muscles, and his limbs quivered from the exertion. Saber stood beside him, laughing. “See, you have to work at it to keep even your enhanced muscle fiber strong. With cyber, I’ll be this way forever, no sweat or strain.” Ragna Rok shrugged as he wiped his forehead. “Maybe so, and I know there are some who would call fiber enhancing a cheat, but you’ll never know the endorphin rush of your muscles quivering after being pushed to their limits.” Rag gave an extra evil smirk, “Just like you’ll never know what it is like to bust a nut with a real woman.” Saber let the flame thrower in his had flicker to life, and too quick for the eye to follow, Ragna Rok’s hand fell on the gyroc pistol in a nearby holster. “Try it Tin Can. I may fry, but I’ll blow a hole through you before I do!” “And I’ll have you both ground down for spare parts if you don’t knock it off!” Archie barked from the doorway. “Get y

Break Me !
They all tried and failed, broken bones and bruises. Still I go on living my life, because I want to live. Why do they try and "Break me", many have and they are no longer here. Survivor is what a I am, against all odds my entire life. Not strong enough, short and overweight, but my spirit is what keeps me going. For that nobody can break! God, my angel and I is what I have. So to all the demons of the world, you can all stop now. Because I just get stronger, what doesn`t kill you will do that. She tried to "Break me", and so did he. You know what, I spit in both your faces! Oh yeah, and next time try harder. But I know it want work, for no man or woman can.... "Break Me" !!!

Vacation Update 4: O&a Poker Tournament, New Boobs On Ratemywow, Tickets For Traveling Virus, Virginia Tech Audio, More New Videos
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How To Start Each Day Positive
HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK 1. Open a new file in your computer. 2. Name it "Hillary Rodham Clinton" 3. Send it to the trash bin. 4. Empty the trash. 5. Your PC will ask you, "Do you really want to get rid of "Hillary Rodham Clinton?" 6. Firmly Click "Yes." 7. Feel better. PS: Next week we'll do Nancy Pelosi

Now We Know Why Real Estate Market Is So Dead!
Couple touring home find woman's body Tue May 1, 11:18 PM ET This real estate agent will likely do a house check before letting her prospective customers tour on their own from now on, after a couple happened upon a homeowner dead in bed. Linda Chabucos-Galow, a real estate agent with Shorewest, stood in the dining room while Justin and Colleen McKeen walked through a house Monday night. Before long, she heard Colleen scream as the couple stood at the doorway. "I thought, 'What's wrong?' Maybe it was a dead mouse or something," Chabucos-Galow said. But then she peered into the bedroom and saw the body of Linda L. O'Leary, 55, the owner of the home. She had been dead for about two weeks, officials say. "It looked like a Halloween prop," Chabucos-Galow said. The uncovered body was wearing dark shorts. Chabucos-Galow said her legs were wrapped in material that appeared similar to cheesecloth or support hose. "If we spent five minutes in there, I'd be stretchin

Tear And A Rose Part 1
Where do teardrops go, When they fall, somewhere far away, Or do they ever leave at all, Do they stay trapped, Deep inside your eyes, Or do they fall forever, leaving trails in time, Do they fly, Up to Heavens stars, So you can wish upon them, To hold someone in your arms, Do they flood the emptiness, That transparent void, Do they fill you full, From a love thats been destroyed, Do they get lost forever, Just like the love in your heart, Or do they water the seed, And give love a new start,

Tear And A Rose Part 2
Teardrops and diamonds, Both dancing in time, Both fall through your heart, Though love is on your mind, You stand watching, As Heaven walks through the door, You look in her eyes, And only want her more, You know in your heart, You feel it so real, You believe its forever, You know what you feel, You find your path ahs lead you, To these crossroads once more, you're dancing on the razors edge, But still you're so sure, The teardrops, Have given life, The bud begins to grow, Has it escaped loves knife...

To Whoever Reads This
I'm not for certain what I've done or said but I'm sorry for whatever the reason of us losing contact. I'm sorry whether it's my fault or yours. I'm not perfect, nor will I ever be close to being perfect. I'm just as human as everyone else in this world. I might have given up on some things but there's still that little bit of hope left inside of me. I may or may not meet everyone's standards but that's okay. I'm still young and as long as I still have that little bit of strength and faith that I came into this world with that's all that really counts. I'm not here to please anyone. I'm just tired of coming across people who base everything upon looks or what the person has or doesn't have. You either accept that person and befriend them or you just don't waste their time period. On another note thank you for being my friend. As for the others I hope you find whatever it is you are looking for/wanting.

Love Poem
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight For the ends of being and ideal grace. I love thee to the level of every day's Most quiet need, by sun and candle-light. I love thee freely, as men strive for right. I love thee purely, as they turn from praise. I love thee with the passion put to use In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith. I love thee with a love I seemed to lose With my lost saints. I love thee with the breath, Smiles, tears, of all my life; and, if God choose, I shall but love thee better after death.

One Wish
If I could have just one wish, I would wish to wake up everyday to the sound of your breath on my neck, the warmth of your lips on my cheek, the touch of your fingers on my skin, and the feel of your heart beating with mine... Knowing that I could never find that feeling with anyone other than you.

What I Love About You
I love the way you look at me, Your eyes so bright and blue. I love the way you kiss me, Your lips so soft and smooth. I love the way you make me so happy, And the ways you show you care. I love the way you say, "I Love You," And the way you're always there. I love the way you touch me, Always sending chills down my spine. I love that you are with me, And glad that you are mine.

The Meaning
To love is to share life together to build special plans just for two to work side by side and then smile with pride as one by one, dreams all come true. To love is to help and encourage with smiles and sincere words of praise to take time to share to listen and care in tender, affectionate ways. To love is to have someone special one who you can always depend to be there through the years sharing laughter and tears as a partner, a lover, a friend. To love is to make special memories of moments you love to recall of all the good things that sharing life brings love is the greatest of all. I've learned the full meaning of sharing and caring and having my dreams all come true; I've learned the full meaning of being in love by being and loving with you.

Perfection In My Eyes
All I ever wanted was to be part of your heart, And for us to be together, to never be apart. No one else in the world can even compare, You're perfect and so is this love that we share. We have so much more than I ever thought we would, I love you more than I ever thought I could. I promise to give you all I have to give, I'll do anything for you as long as I live. In your eyes I see our present, our future and past, By the way you look at me I know we will last. I hope that one day you'll come to realize, How perfect you are when seen through my eyes.

Not Ignoring Anyone
I am so busy with work and school right now I don't get online alot. I have 2 weeks and a day left of school. HAHA...I'm not counting huh? Saying that, I don't want anyone to think I'm ignoring them. I have exams and check offs this coming week and next week. Externship starts May 21st. WoooooHoooooooooo! I will return favors soon. ~Michelle~

Interesting...
Goes with some stuff that's going on now: Daily Horoscope: Libra For May 3,2007 You're ready to move into a different social orbit when a new friend takes you by the hand. It seems intimidating at first, but you'll soon see that you belong right in the epicenter. Your confidence will bowl them over.

When Is Pain Not Pain
" when is pain not pain " Often people outside the scene don't see the appeal in any of the things SM people do that look painful. What's enjoyable about being hit? Where's the fun in getting bruised? Well, think about this people. Have you ever had intense sex and afterwards noticed bite marks on your neck of which you had no memory of happening because you was to into the heat of the passion? What happened was your love partner bit you, HARD, hard enough that it bruised you, and all you felt was another jolt of pleasure. If they bit you that hard when you weren't having sex, you would scream "OUCH!!!" or something like that, because it would hurt a lot(well not to me. lol)! But when you are sexually aroused, your pain tolerance goes way up, and stimulation that you usually feel as pain is now actually pleasurable. This is common knowledge children. Another usual explanation is that the brain produces endorphins to compensate for pain. You actually get high off the sensatio

Bdsm+ds
B&D = "bondage & dominance" or "bondage & discipline." S&M = "sadism & masochism." D&S = "dominance & submission." ************************************************* Some people enjoy submitting to another person, placing themselves under the power of another, in a sexual context. It can be a very hot thing for someone to say to you, "I'm yours. Use my body for your pleasure." This is D&S; one person is dominating, the other submitting. Slave/master, harem girl/sultan, mommy/daddy, student/schoolmistress. D&S is an erotic power game soe say, where both people are getting off--one on the thrill of controlling(me,me,me), the other on the thrill of being controlled. What do dominates and submissives do with each other? Well, one good possibility is they have lots of hot sex. Another possibility is the top(dom) ties the bottom(sub) up in some manner, which directly and physically puts the bottom at the top's mercy, and then the top plays with the bottom, teasing, seducing, frustratin

How I Feel
Not many people realize that the death of a child is NOT in accordance to God’s NORMAL scheme of things. It is unnatural. God did not mean for a child to go first. A child buries the parent. Not the parent buries the child. Most people do NOT experience the pain and devastation of the death of a child. And I truly hope, no parent will ever feel the death of their child because they do not deserve it. If you love your child, the death of your child is more painful than the death of any of your loved ones, including one own’s parents. And because of this devastation, I do not wish this pain even to my enemies. We as parents have become older, and we lived our lives. It is now our Children’s turn to live theirs and hope, as parents, we did most of what we had to do as God had wished us. When we returnto our Creator, it’s okay because we lived our lives ... we have fulfilledour lives. Justin's death — the death of any child — is the death of an unfulfilled life. Th

New Preamble To The Constitution
NEW PREAMBLE TO THE CONSTITUTION This is probably the best e-mail I've seen in a long, long time. The following has been attributed to State Representative Mitchell Kaye from GA. This guy should run for President one day... "We, the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional and other bed-wetters. We hold these truths to be self evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they require a Bill of NON-Rights." A RTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no on

What I Want In A Guy? O.o?
I was asked tonight what I'm looking for in a man... I honestly don't know anymore... I'm soo used to being alone and not having someone... I'm not sure what I would do if I did have someone special... I've said it before and I'll say it again... I've never really been "girlfriend" material... I guess that probably stems from a very tormented past... I've worked hard to make it past the pain and suffering of my childhood and youth... past the abuse and neglect, the molesting (a upper class man in HS) and rapes.... past all the tormenting things people said to me that affected my self-image... past knowing that I was not wanted by family and knowing I was not aborted because my mom felt guilty for having one shortly before I was conceived... Unfortunately (especially for relationships) in order to survive all that I became a very emotionally distant person... I created this shell I wear around me... I find it VERY difficult to let people into it... And when ti

Vacation Update 5: Download The 'worst Of', Traveling Virus Tickets, O&a Poker, New Videos Online
The vacation is almost over, and the Opie and Anthony Show will return LIVE on Monday May 7th, 2007... so get your laughing hats on, kiddies. Until then, you can download the Worst Of O&A via AUDIBLE if you're jonesing for some funny: DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 4/30/2007 DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 5/1/2007 DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 5/2/2007 DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 5/3/2007 DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 5/4/2007 Tickets for the Opie and Anthony Traveling Virus are seling like proverbial hotcakes, so if you haven't gotten yours now, you'd better hop to it before they're all gone. click for ticket links and lineup information New Traveling Virus T-shirts - On Sale NOW! CLICK HERE TO ORDER YOURS TODAY! The stunning Mikella, one of the newest additions to FOUNDRY CAMS sent in an ass-tastic video of herself showing off her pink lace thong: Mikella Shows off her pink lace thong We also added a handful of new videos to the MEDIA SECTION, including:

I Am....
I am a daughter a sister a grand daughter a niece a cousin a friend I am a partner a student a young girl and a grown woman I am confident and scared terrified and excited I am loving and caring and thoughtful and hopeful I am sick and tired I am shy and friendly and careful and careless I am broken and whole I am misunderstood misguided and mislead I am hard working and determined but a little scared on the inside I wish on stars and dream my dreams I pray to god and cry my tears I smile on the outside while im dying on the inside I listen to others who won't listen to me I walk on eggshells and I walk on fire I believe in passion ant not true love I love you and I push you away I want you but not so close I am everything and nothing all at once And all I want is for you to love me

Decisions
I don't always make the right decisions. I don't always do the right thing. I am going to make mistakes. I am fantastic, regardless, because I will always try to understand and make sense of the senseless. I will always try to change. I crave knowledge. I love the smell of libraries and book stores. Grammar is important to me. I am an admitted linguaphile. I'm too smart for my own good, or so I've been told. I'm not full of myself, but I know what I am worth. Because of this, I need to be with people who can let me know I'm appreciated, who make me feel special, who tell me I'm loved. I repay in kind. I am attracted to intelligence and confidence, but loathe arrogance. The entire range of emotions does apply to me. Movies and musics of all genres make me happy. My favorite shape is the shape of a star. Twinkle, twinkle, baby. Things aren't perfect, but they're always looking up. That's what I love about my life. It's in a constant state of change, and there is always the difference bet

Please Vote......
I have entered a contest.....first one....please cast your vote for me here: http://cherrytap.com/blog/78130/333850 i hope that this link works...... thank you in advance form the depths of my softened soul!! KingDrago

What Makes A Dad
God took the strength of a mountain, the majesty of a tree, the warmth of a summer sun, the calm of a quiet sea, the generous soul of nature, the comforting arm of night, the wisdom of the ages, the power of the eagle’s flight, the joy of a morning in spring, the faith of a mustard seed, the patience of eternity, the depth of a family need. Then God combined these qualities. When there was nothing more to add, He knew His masterpiece was complete, And so, He called it … “DAD!”

!*@#$ ~ouch! ~!@$#
You probably didn't miss me, but I am back from my trip to NY. Yes, I had alot of fun. While I was in Times Square, I wound up as an extra in a shot for an upcoming Eddie Murphy movie...not sure what it is going to be and if you know Hollywood, the scene may even be cut...but who cares though, it was fun. I saw the "BODIES" exhibit and if it ever comes your way, pay the $27.50 to see it...these are REAL preserved human bodies, people that have died within the last 10 years. This was some amazing stuff and very educational. Although, if you have a weak stomach, I would not recommend it. Visited Ground Zero/World Trade Center as well. There are two utterly profound, huge holes where the buildings stood and the site is pretty well fenced in and "covered" now. Getting a good view was difficult, but I managed a few pics. The feeling of great loss as I stood there was almost overwhelming. Now I can say I have SURVIVED a NY cab ride.....my Lord ~ those cab drivers are brutal - I

The Watchers: An Ancient Race?
Nephilim@ fubar Though to today's science this limitless male sexual capacity is new, the history behind it may be as old as Human existence, itself - if not perhaps older. Beginning with the ancient accounts of "Fallen Angels" (more accurately: "The Watchers") descending from heaven to sexually enjoy human females, to their "demigod" (half-god, half-human) progeny, called "The Rephaim" (who -- following their expulsion from the Middle Eastern lands -- became the source of the myriad sex Gods of antiquity, and ultimately resulting in their vilification as vampiric "Nosferati" in possession of the ultimate sexual "Dark Gift", this unlimited male sexual capacity has been genetically passed along through the Ages to the current day. "The Watchers were "a specific race of divine beings known in Hebrew as nun resh 'ayin, 'irin' (resh 'ayin, 'ir' in singular), meaning 'those who watch' or 'those who are awake', which is translated into Greek as Egrhgoroi egregoris or grigori, meanin

Meeting People
I like meeting and talken to new people. I always say you can never have to many friends...I also use myspace if you want the link send me a message and ill give i to you i use face box also. Cool ways to meet new people.

Time (comment Please!!)
Lifes just one big winding road, it's got me lost again, in this maze of confussion, Another question around the bend, Here I stand alone, Really not sure why, I want so much to run to you, But I'll just break down and cry, So if this is the last time, If we never meet again, I just want to thank you, For being my best friend, Chorus: Maybe time will ease the pain, Maybe everything will be ok, I'll just keep on kill'n time, Maybe thats all I need, But right now,seems time is killing me, I only wish you the best, that you never fall astray, But most of all, Wish it didnt have to be this way, All I do is think about you, I get so lost in my mind, The further i dig for reasons, The harder they are to find, I'm not sure how to do this, I guess just day by day, But know I love you, I'm sorry it ended this way, Chorus: Bridge: I try to hide the pain with laughter, Then I laugh so hard I cry, Cause I see you holding me, And I can't stop the p

9 Things I Hate About Getting Old
1. That by the time most people have saved enough money to travel the world, they are too old to endure such a trip. 2. When your childhood friend who was always better than you at everything is still better than you at everything. 3. That it would be socially unacceptable, at your age, to wrap a Fruit Roll-Up around your pinky and suck on it for two hours. 4. That future generations will look back on the early 2000s as an era in which we did nothing but look back at the 1970s and '80s. 5. Remembering how people of your current age seemed so old when you were a child. 6. When the agony of turning 40 makes you ashamed of how depressed you felt on your 30th birthday. 7. That every time you come to accept your current level of hair loss, there's a more profound stage awaiting you. 8. When your heart skips a beat, reminding you of its eventual failure. 9. Watching the era you grew up in turn from the recent past to retro to history.

A Tribute..to A Teacher...thank You For Thinking Of Me Mr. C!(rip)
Happy weekend my readers.I have a quick story to post,involving myself going to the Peach Bowl for a band trip and my band teacher. Atlanta,Georgia,firstoff,a beautiful state.We got to see Stone Mountain,the bayoos,Martin Luther King Jr.'s tomb,and other sights of the city. This trip,was my first time away from home.Was homesick the whole time.My parents gave me $75.00 to spend on food and necessities.I spent over $50.00 on stupid shirts,not thinking that I should have saved my money for food to get me through the week.Needless to say,by the third and fourth day,I was spending what money I had left on cola and vending machine junk food;only food that I could afford by then.Our chaperones took mental notice of me not eating and told our band teacher.By the sixth day of not eating tangible food,I was weak with hunger,homesick and basically wanted to go home.We stopped at a motel that had a Denny's restaurant.The restaurant gave us free Xmas dinners: turkey with gravy,mashed potatoe

My Sky
I sit and I see her smile, she just lights up my sky. Don`t see her all that much, but, I do try to be that guy. That she thinks about all the time, even though I am not always around. Yes I do love her with all my heart, and sometimes I don`t stand my ground. When it comes to being with her, I can`t let it all out. See her as little as possible, with her mother I have little clout. That doesn`t matter she knows I love her, and when I am with her we have fun. So I can rest each and every night, when I think about "my sky"!!

Which Friend Are You?
You scored as Monica. The neat freak who would do anything for her friends. You're Monica, not always that popular but everyone loves you now.Monica100%Rachel60%Ross60%Phoebe40%Joey20%Chandler20%Which Friend are you?created with QuizFarm.com

Babies
Bubba's sister is pregnant and is in a bad car accident, which causes her to fall into a deep coma. After nearly six months, she awakens and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the Doctor about her baby. The Doctor replies: "Ma'am, you had twins - a boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them." The woman thinks to herself, Oh, no! Not Bubba, he's an idiot! Expecting the worst, she asks the Doctor: "Well, what's the girl's name?" "Denise," the Doctor answers. The new mother thinks, Wow! That's a beautiful name, I guess I was wrong about my brother. I really like the name Denise. Then she asks the Doctor: "What's the boy's name?" The Doctor replies: "Denephew."

In Frequently
An elderly couple had been going out with each other for a long time. Finally, they decided to get married, but before the wedding they had a long conversation regarding details such as finances, living arrangments, etc. The old gentleman said "Now, I think it's time we discussed our physical relationship. How do you feel about sex?" The elderly lady replied refully, "Well, I'd have to say I would like it infrequently." The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment then asked, "Is that one word or two words?"

Muslim - If You Offend, Don't Read
A guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll. Guy behind the counter says, "Male or female?" Customer says, "Female" Counter guy asks, "Black or white?" Customer says, "White" Counter guy asks, "Christian or Muslim?" Customer says, "What the hell does religion have to do with it?" Counter guy says, "The Muslim one blows itself up!"

Romantic Poem
Romantically and passionately He took his hand across My back as his tongue followed Teasing me with small bites on my side and shoulder blades All this while I am laying on my stomach He then lies on top of me Teasingly rubbing his dick up and down in between my ass cheeks Getting my pussy wet Lightly taking his tongue behind my ear and down my neck Grasping my hair He then gives me a peck on my lower lip He tells me "Good morning my love! Did you sleep well?" I answer with a smile, "Yes! Thanks to you!" Then I roll over to my back As he massages my breast My pussy still getting wet Still teasing me by playing with my clit I tell him that it was time to get up Lets finish this later and then Hit the showers I then get dress, as so does he As we leave I kiss him good bye He then tells me "until later, I'm going to take you into the bath water, caress you, tease you and make love to you..." I put my finger to his lips then I rubbed on his dick get

Phone Call
Subject: The Telephone Call "Hello?" "Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?" "No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul." "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now." Brief Pause. "Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway." "Okay Daddy, just a minute." A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did it Daddy." "And what happened honey?" he asked. Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!" "Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?" "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all

No Hallmark Moment
THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION >ASKING FOR A RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE >BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE: > > >Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss >But I only slept with you, because I was pissed. > > >I thought that I could love no other >Until, that is, I met your brother. > > >Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. >But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and >so is your head. > > >Of loving beauty you float with grace >If only you could hide your face. > > >Kind, intelligent, loving and hot >This describes everything you're not. > > >I want to feel your sweet embrace >But don't take that paper bag off of your face. > > >I love your smile, your face, and your eyes >Damn, I'm good at telling lies! > > >My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: >Marrying you screwed up my life. > > >I see your face when I am dream

I Love My Job......(not)
*Yawwwwwwwn*.... Well here I am....Stuck in San Antonio, Alone, Bored, and Lonely. Have to go load a load of beer, but can't until tomorrow and then it's off to Ohio and Pennsylvania. Yee fucking Hah. Damn I love my job.

My Promise To You!!
I promise you my love I promise you my heart I promise you my life I promise we'll never be apart I promise not to hurt you I promise to never make you cry I promise to always trust you I promise not to lie I promise you forever I promise you tonight I promise you my respect I promise to do things right I promise to always be there I promise until the end I promise to always love you I promise to be your best friend I promise you my love I promise you my life I promise this forever I promise our friendship is my life *To The One I Love*

Adlof Hitler’s Resistance To Bolshevisim
ADLOF HITLER’S RESISTANCE TO BOLSHEVISIM Condensed: Nuremberg Congress of Honor “We do not deny the grave concern, which we feel at the thought of other nations becoming a victim of Bolshevism towards which we are deadly antagonistic. This deadly enmity of ours is not based on an obstinate refusal to recognize any ideas that may be contrary to ours. But this enmity is based on a natural feeling of revulsion towards a diabolical doctrine that threatens the world at large and us. The first phase in the fight of National Socialism against Communism did not take place in Russia. Soviet Communism already tried to poison Germany between the years 1918 and 1920, and its methods of penetration into this country ws much the same as its present-day military efforts in moving the Bolshevik military machine closer and closer to our frontiers. We have stamped out Bolshevism which Moscow’s blood fiends such as Lewin, Axelroth, Neumann, Bela-Kuhn etc. tried to introduce into Germany. An

An Old Corpsman Prayer
An Old Corpsman Prayer Grant me, oh Lord, for the coming events, the knowledge to cope, and plain common sense. Have Angels watch over, these nightly patrols. Deliver us mercy when judging our souls. Make my hands steady, and sure like a rock, when others are wounded, or fall into shock. Let me lay close to scared heroes in mud, with tourniquet handy, to stop all the blood. Be it jungle or desert, with the enemy near, no comfort around, no lightness nor cheer. Just help me, oh Lord, save lives when I can. Because even out here, I see merit in man. Be it Your will, make my casualties light, and don't take me with you this murderous night. Protect with Your Armour around the clock, With courage and purpose, I tend to my flock. These men are my brothers, I'm trying to save, though frightened and tired, we both know they’re brave. Let me not fail, when they need me so much, to comfort and aid, by your fine healing touch. Ignore their screams, when

An Unfair Relationship
During my last month i been to the hospital,and lost my right foot.It hasn't been easy thou,but i had someone who cared about me,and you know what i messed it up for her.I wasn't very proud for what i did thou,but i asked for her forgivness.What i did was that i loved her ,and when to fall in love with another person.One who was,and live very close to where i live.I explain to her about this person that i love and know that i did wrong,but it was a long distance relationship,and an internet love.Which pther people keep telling me that it's dumb.Yet she lived with another person,and we were secretly hidding from him,so yeah it sucked.I kept asking her for forgivness,and i think she forgave me,so i don't know.Anyways,she sent my ex-girlfriend a myspace e-mail about our conversation,about how i love her and wanted to married her,and well i got dump by my girlfriend thanks to her.after i asked for forgivness and she did.She went and e-mail my ex-gf,so now we are just friend.Oh and her well

What Do You Do When Your Lil Sis Is Violated And The Law Wont Help?
Alright, heres the deal.....An (ex)good buddy of mine who is 21 slept with my 16 year old sister, so my family called the cops of course but my sis wont press charges. The cops said that because he's not 10 years older than her then its not stachatory its consensual. What the fuck is that....16 is not an age for making those kind of choices. Im wondering what it would take to get that changed, a patition maybe? I dunno I want to take all the possible leagal routs on destroying this creep but each day that passes it looks more and more like he's going to need to be hurt...help me people Im stressed the fuck out and confused I need opinions.

Fantasy...what's Yours?
Every person has their own romantic fantasies. Each fantasy has its own unique feeling, tone, and theme. Some people have simple fantasies, yet others elaborate their romantic dreams with many sophisticated details. There is one thing in common with all romantic fantasies, however. It is desiring something that you don't already have in your life and that can only come true with a romantic partner. Fantasies provide peace of mind and escape from the real world, and romantic fantasies in particluar serve as a vehicle to a more satisfying sex life. Fantasies put people in touch with their sensuality, while also allowing them to become more comfortable with themselves and their relationships. Women tend to be more sensual and romantic, relying on soft lighting, scented candles and slow music to set the mood. When most women fantasize about making love, it is often with a focus on their current partner (though sometimes someone unattainable, famous, etc. may creep into the mind's eye

I Have No Emotions ♥
Feelings for me are nothing more. Feelings for someone are priceless. Having weak of a selfesteem is something it's hard to deal with. Having to suffer is something i can't handle. I only wish someone would understand. Knowing that if they was in my shoes for one day they wouldn't last at all. Well i gota go ttyl bye

Dreaming
I laid down in my cool bed after things got hot on the I.M. The whole house was quiet ensuring that everyone was asleep. I had already been feeling the throbbing of my clit from chatting with a certain someone. At that point, I took off my shirt and started to rub my tits softly. I rubbed my soft finger tips across my chest imagining that it was you. As I continued to rub my breast with one hand, my hand, or had I had been imagining your hand, slowly going down my body. I could feel the hot sensation of my vagina sweep across me. My clit beginning to throb even more now as if it new what was to come. With my left hand on my breast and my right beginning to rub my lips I imagined that you were here, spreading me wide, and going down and licking me. Your tongue was soft as you licked around my soft lips and over my clit. I shuttered. For a moment my breath was taken away. By this time my pussy was very wet in preparation knowing that it will soon be engorged by your quivering member. My

Hi
hey guys how about not rating,adding,nor adding as fans!!!!look im not gay so dont reqest for me to add u to my cherrytap account if u do u will be deleted!!! no guys !!!!!!guys fuck off im a guy so stop fucking bothering me!!!!!! girls only allowed no guys!

Bliss
You never realize what kind of love you have, until you almost walk away from it; then it may be too late. Falling in love is like looking at the stars. If you pick one out of the billions and stare at it long enough all the others will melt away. Confusion is the first sign of falling in love...

-my First And Last Entry...
-i'll be around, for a few days, probably much less. -of course anyone who knows me knows this already, and not many others will read this, or give a fuck. it was fun, for awhile, and i appreciate my real friends more than you could ever know; it's just not fun anymore; and i have other, more important things to do...like clean my cat's litter box...if anyone has anything to say, do it now... let it be known: I LOVE AMBER I LOVE JUANITA I LOVE TAMMY I LOVE HOLLY I LOVE VICTORIA I LOVE JESS I LOVE RENEE I LOVE REYNA I LOVE SALLY I LOVE APRIL I LOVE TRACY -i fuckin' hate myself...

Destiny
Did you ever wonder why the phrase "everything happens for a reason" got started. I sit here thinking, there are many things in my life that have taken place and not because of direct decisions or choices that I have made but maybe something I wanted to happen that didnt or something that I wanted to have and didnt get. Then days, months or even years later something even better comes along. This happens more frequently than not. What about the job you really wanted and didnt get then you find out that everyone who did get the job is unhappy and miserable. Months later what happens you get a job you love. This holds true for many things in life. Maybe just maybe there is someone out there that knows more about what you need than you yourself or is everthing in life predetermined? This is a question I have asked myself many times. Whatever the reason always remember when that house that you wanted so bad is sold to someone else or that man you thought was mister perfects ends

Muzak By Boyz Ii Men
She came to me like a thief in the night And whispered in my ear She had my undivided attention And told me everything I wanted to hear She said that she wanted to give me a gift And that she'd give it to the rest of the world No matter how many people hear it She would always be my girl She makes me want to say...la la la la la la la la la Sometimes she's smooth, sometimes she's rough And I love to see her rock Sometimes she's a little alternative Bu nowadays she's more hip hop No matter how you interpret her She's always at the top of the chart And if you look around and she can't be found You can always find her deep in your heart...music [Chorus:] I can't help myself...I love her, she's my everything I won't ever be without her...she's the reason why I sing I can't help myself I love her, what she does to me Makes me feel so good about her...music is my everything Very rarely does she disappoint She always says something good to me Whoever wrote th

Notable Quotes...
"all things considered, I'd rather be in Philadelphia' - W.C. Fields 'I've got a bad feeling about this' - pretty much every character in the star wars saga... 'He's not dead, he's resting...The norwegian blue prefers keeping on its back' - Micheal Palin 'Sit, boy!' - Kagome to Inu Yasha... again... 'I drank what?' - Socrates 'I am not fire...I am qvit!' - Tony Shalhoub as 'Misha' in 'Paulie'

Countdown Is Here!
- After a crisis of infinite proportions nearly tore the planet to pieces, 52 parallel worlds to our own were discovered, heralding the age of a new multiverse. While many of the heroes of the DCU know little about these alternate worlds, the mysterious figures known as the Monitors have been watching developments from afar. - Jason Todd, the second young hero to be known as Robin, was killed by the Joker, only to have his body resurrected by unseen forces affecting time and space. Now, he freelances as the Red Hood, a slightly villainous vigilante. - Mary Marvel, the youngest member of the acclaimed Marvel Family, lost her powers when the rules of magic were rewritten, falling from the sky in mid-battle. The resultant crash left her in a coma in New York City. - A war broke out among the various members of Flash’s famed Rogues. One side consisted of villains who had been brainwashed into going straight, including the Trickster and the Pied Piper. When the battle was finished,

First Poem Ever Published...
The Lovers Yesterday I lost myself Within your warm embrace I cannot breathe when you are gone And tears will stain my face I've searched through time and space To find a love like yours And as each day passes to the next I am thankful for just one more Last night I looked into your soul From the pedestal that you're on And I saw the radiance of your heart Like the first rays of the Dawn Together we are like the sun and moon Complimenting one another Preceding each other every day That is why they are The Lovers. Jeffrey James L'Hirondelle Copyright ©2007 Jeffrey James L'Hirondelle -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Click Here to Rate My Poem

Cornerstone Speech
Alexander H. Stephens March 21, 1861 Savannah, Georgia When perfect quiet is restored, I shall proceed. I cannot speak so long as there is any noise or confusion. I shall take my time—I feel quite prepared to spend the night with you if necessary. I very much regret that everyone who desires cannot hear what I have to say. Not that I have any display to make, or anything very entertaining to present, but such views as I have to give, I wish all, not only in this city, but in this State, and throughout our Confederate Republic, could hear, who have a desire to hear them. I was remarking that we are passing through one of the greatest revolutions in the annals of the world. Seven States have within the last three months thrown off an old government and formed a new. This revolution has been signally marked, up to this time, by the fact of its having been accomplished without the loss of a single drop of blood. This new constitution. or form of government, constitutes the subje

Do Dreams Ever Come True?
Tonight as I struggle to sleep All I can do is think of you Wanting to hold you in my arms And make sweet love to you. Tears slowly cloud my world As I hold my pillow tight Wishing you were beside me To make things right. I cry myself to sleep Having dreams of you You lying beside me And cuddling me too. We looked into each other's eyes And that's all it took A night of passionate love We could have wrote a book. I've never felt more loved Than I did this one night It was just perfect And things felt so right. Then I felt my pillow damp The tears had fell like rain I realized you weren't there Then I felt the pain. Once again, Only a dream That had seemed so real The tears now unbearable Will my Heart ever heal?

3 Words
A warm breeze is blowing As our feet caress the sand Looking at the sky overhead In the shoreline holding hands Peaceful and quiet The puffy clouds blow by The sun warms our skin I have never felt so alive Then quietly we sit Gazing into each others eyes The sounds of seagulls and the waves splashing And a ship?s horn echoes for miles This precious day together Feels like its just you and me I want this to last forever With you I want to be Now the horn fades away With a deep and mournful sound The sun is setting far away As we lay there on the ground Just before we leave You take my fingertips And tell me to close my eyes As you softly kiss my lips Then as I open them You let go of my hand And there you wrote I love you Right there on the sand

Women
Hay all you gorgeous women out there!!! I need some advice on how I can get luckey enough for you to send me your tits? What would it take to get the privilage of seeing your nice tits? Tell me and maybe we can make me a luckey man.

Family
***rant..it might not make sense but it made sense when i was typing it lol** I swear family can be a big pain in butt..you would think if someone was having a baby they would want the whole family to know..well not in this family..my cousin got his girlfriend preggers and we didnt find out intill the baby was born that he was gunna be a dad..and today we got an invite in the mail for the baby shower. Why would i want to go to a baby shower for a baby i didnt know was going to be born & buy things for a baby that i will only see in pictures. really makes no sense to me!!! Well im not buying anything for them and if anyone else in my family does..i dont want my name on it..ya it sounds mean but i don't see why i should attach my name to something for a kid i'll never see? Blah like i said in the beinging family can be a pain in the butt!!! /* end rant

Volume X - Punishment
My eyes are closed... I welcome the brutality that awaits. I drift into unconsciousness... I absorb the blows lashed unto me. The mental anguish soothes me. The physical pain excites me. The breath of night be upon me, Make me whole... Bring me close to the dark gods. Punishment is within me Self-flagellation Psycho-mutilation Spritual degradation Proverbial masturbation Before I have lived, I shall die. This is a relief from punishment, And cause of true inner peace. Thence still I suffer.

Bla Bla Bla Survey Bla.;;
Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now: 1. Jeans 2. T-Shirt FOUR Things You Want in a Relationship: 1. Love 2. Honesty 3. Trust 4. Kinkyness Three of Your Favorite Things to do: 1. Party 2. Chit chat 3. Adventure Two Things You Want Very Badly At The Moment: 1. A specific girl. 2. A million dollars Two pets you had/have: 1. Lilly-doggie, miss you! 2. Spike-fish, RIP Two things you did last night: 1. um worked 2. Worked Two people you Last Talked To on the phone: 1. John 2. Atarah Two of your least favorite things to do: 1. work 2. School Love Part You must answer every question TRUTHFULLY!!! Do you have a crush on someone currently? yes Have you ever been given roses? no What is your all time favorite Romance movie? My Girl How many times have you been in love? I dont know. Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate? no Do you think that you should put your friends first? equal or no dice (lol good one ry) Do you

Premptive Discipline
Preemptive discipline is a spanking in which the wife has not done anything wrong yet, but is likely to do so based on here past behavior and is done to remind the wife of her place and what will happen if she misbehaves. By giving a preemptive spanking the HOH is informing his wife that she will be held accountable for her actions, and ensuring her behavior in the immediate future. For example, When Kim/kay and I go to friends to play cards at times she may act a little bratty, trying to be playful but will step over the line some, in order to remind her to watch her attitude, I have placed her across my lap and spank her to tears. Reminding her that at times she gets bratty and not to do so on this occasion, hence preventing her attitude before it becomes a problem. This type of spanking is meant to ensure the wife will behave, it is especially effective for those who do not practice maintenance spankings. Maintenance spankings are done on a regular basis to remind the wife o

Thanking
Thanking your HOH for discipplining you can be difficult, considering it is a very unpleasant expierence that often leaves you crying. The wife should thank the HOH for the "gift", of disciplining her, and for showing his love to help her grow as a person. One of the main reasons for thanking is for the submissive wife to show the proper respect to her HOH, he has taken the time to adjust her behavior with a spanking, one of which has left her in tears, although it is quite neccassary to punish her the HOH would like be doing anything but disciplining her. Thanking also shows politeness to the HOH, and helps the wife to be more humble, after all she was just given a painful spanking and then saying thank you for having her bottom spanked will humble and contrite. Another reason is because the wife knows that it takes a strong,emotional, caring HOH, to take his wife across his lap and spank her to tears, for the purpose of helping her to better herself. It takes a strong man to

Real Life
How to tell if your discipline is having the proper effects ? I as an HOH have been trying to figure that one out myself, I mean Kim's attitude has improved greatly, her femininity is showing more, her respect for me as HOH, the way she hold her self during a discipline. But is the discipline effective or are you stopping too soon? The problem is that with a well spanked wife she learns to take more and more, what a few swats to her behind would cause her to cry uncontrolably, is now just the first in a set to warm her up. With Kim it now takes something more than just my hand and a few swats to get her to start to wiggle and whimper. When we firsted started daily discipline Kim's response was almost immediate, now after I have warmed her bottom with my hand, the strap hardly seem to make her contrite. The crop does more because the area it strikes is smaller and I can concentrate on striking the same area over and over, not hard just many at the same spot. The paddle stings a

George Anderson Aka The Faggot
Hey guys I wanted to warn you about an asshole I know named George Anderson. He is nothing but a backstaber who pretends to be their friend then does his best to split people up when two people are in love. He's a faggot and spends most of his time in the Gay chatrooms thinking he's gonna meet the man of his dreams someday. He spreads rumors about people that are totally untrue and he has no respect for people. He acts like he is in charge all the time and when people confront him about the lies he says he only lies to cover his ass. My best advice if you ever meet this guy is not to trust him ever. The Shadow Hawk

"b"
Bacillophobia- Fear of microbes. Bacteriophobia- Fear of bacteria. Ballistophobia- Fear of missiles or bullets. Bolshephobia- Fear of Bolsheviks. Barophobia- Fear of gravity. Basophobia or Basiphobia- Inability to stand. Fear of walking or falling. Bathmophobia- Fear of stairs or steep slopes. Bathophobia- Fear of depth. Batophobia- Fear of heights or being close to high buildings. Batrachophobia- Fear of amphibians, such as frogs, newts, salamanders, etc. Belonephobia- Fear of pins and needles. (Aichmophobia) Bibliophobia- Fear of books. Blennophobia- Fear of slime. Bogyphobia- Fear of bogeys or the bogeyman. Botanophobia- Fear of plants. Bromidrosiphobia or Bromidrophobia- Fear of body smells. Brontophobia- Fear of thunder and lightning. Bufonophobia- Fear of toads.

"d"
Decidophobia- Fear of making decisions. Defecaloesiophobia- Fear of painful bowels movements. Deipnophobia- Fear of dining or dinner conversations. Dementophobia- Fear of insanity. Demonophobia or Daemonophobia- Fear of demons. Demophobia- Fear of crowds. (Agoraphobia) Dendrophobia- Fear of trees. Dentophobia- Fear of dentists. Dermatophobia- Fear of skin lesions. Dermatosiophobia or Dermatophobia or Dermatopathophobia- Fear of skin disease. Dextrophobia- Fear of objects at the right side of the body. Diabetophobia- Fear of diabetes. Didaskaleinophobia- Fear of going to school. Dikephobia- Fear of justice. Dinophobia- Fear of dizziness or whirlpools. Diplophobia- Fear of double vision. Dipsophobia- Fear of drinking. Dishabiliophobia- Fear of undressing in front of someone. Domatophobia- Fear of houses or being in a house.(Eicophobia, Oikophobia) Doraphobia- Fear of fur or skins of animals. Doxophobia- Fear of expressing opinions or of receiving praise. Dromophobia-

"f"
Febriphobia or Fibriphobia or Fibriophobia- Fear of fever. Felinophobia- Fear of cats. (Ailurophobia, Elurophobia, Galeophobia, Gatophobia) Francophobia- Fear of France or French culture. (Gallophobia, Galiophobia) Frigophobia- Fear of cold or cold things.(Cheimaphobia, Cheimatophobia, Psychrophobia)

"h"
Hadephobia- Fear of hell. Hagiophobia- Fear of saints or holy things. Hamartophobia- Fear of sinning. Haphephobia or Haptephobia- Fear of being touched. Harpaxophobia- Fear of being robbed. Hedonophobia- Fear of feeling pleasure. Heliophobia- Fear of the sun. Hellenologophobia- Fear of Greek terms or complex scientific terminology. Helminthophobia- Fear of being infested with worms. Hemophobia or Hemaphobia or Hematophobia- Fear of blood. Heresyphobia or Hereiophobia- Fear of challenges to official doctrine or of radical deviation. Herpetophobia- Fear of reptiles or creepy, crawly things. Heterophobia- Fear of the opposite sex. (Sexophobia) Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia- Fear of the number 666. Hierophobia- Fear of priests or sacred things. Hippophobia- Fear of horses. Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words. Hobophobia- Fear of bums or beggars. Hodophobia- Fear of road travel. Hormephobia- Fear of shock. Homichlophobia- Fear of fog. Homilophobia-

Fire And Ice
Is there really anyone anywhere who doesn't love this poem like its an apendage. . .? Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice. From what I've tasted of desire I hold with those who favor fire. But if it had to perish twice, I think I know enough of hate To say that for destruction ice Is also great And would suffice. Robert Frost

New Drugs For Women
NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN D A M N I T O L Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours. E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding You of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out. ST. M O M M A'S W O R T Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days. P E P T O B I M B O Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed Before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and Prevents conception D U M B E R O L When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks. F L I P I T O R Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers. M E N I C I L L I N Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resista

Rating The Photos...
Hey everyone, I just want to apologize for the misunderstanding...I feel like a heel. I wasn't rating ANYONE low..or at least I didn't think so until I saw the messages. I really think you're all a nice looking bunch of people. Again, my apologies.

Real Life 3
Yesterday we went to church and on the way home I decided to check to see if Kim had followed her rules, no panties while wearing a skirt, even at church, store, family outings, etc... Kim informed me she was wearing panties and that she did not believe the rules said anything about panties. When we got home she had a slight headache so I told her to rest, after about a 3 hour nap, she woke up, and when she was feeling alive again, asked for her daily discipline. I took her to the back room and showed her the rules, which CLEARLY say NO panties with skirt, she immediately appologized for not following the rules, I had her assume the position as I went to get the items to spank her with, Kim reminded me she was still having a problem with her asthma, which means that she can not be spanked to tears when this happens. I started with a few strokes from the strap, just to warm her bottom up, the gave her a few with the paddle. Since this would not be a normal long spanking for fear of

Friday Links: Larry The Cable Guy Video, Turn On Those Webcams, Traveling Virus Tickets, New Videos Online
LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Happy FriDEE, boys and girls. Are you ready for the weekend? We sure are! We've got a super-duper show in store for you, and you don't want to miss it. Opie's doing air guitar in studio this morning, and if you want to see any of his swishy air-guitaring, you can install PALTALK and go to 'Opie and Anthony LIVE'. Of course, if you're like us, you're in there staring at naked showering/sleeping women all morning. Thanks to our own Sam, we have a few clips of Larry The Cable Guy's return to the O&A Show yesterday: Larry The Cable Guy Returns To The O&A Show - 1 Larry The Cable Guy Returns To The O&A Show - 2 Tickets for the Opie and Anthony Traveling Virus are going fast, kids...so if you want those up-close seats CLICK HERE FOR TICKET LINKS AND LINE UPS New Traveling Virus T-shirts - On Sale NOW! CLICK HERE TO ORDER YOURS TODAY! Yo... Today's Boner is back, and this week's boner is brought to you by Round Butt

Valor
We live in a time where being a man proud of his white roots is wrong, a time where people are being taught to embrace their heritage and their people’s achievements so long as they are not white and a time where there is no valor left for men of the white race. Valor comes from a good upbringing, it comes from a person who from a young age knows right from wrong, a person willing to suffer so that his people will not have to, valor is born into a person and it is something that can never be taught nor bought. A person with valor knows that his race is his lives work and to let his race down is to let himself down. A man of valor is self sacrificing and has an undying love for the cause he fights for. There once was a time in America where men of valor existed, a time where our country was run by such men, a time where politicians knew what needed to be done and unselfishly passed bills and laws in order to achieve what his people needed, but sadly those days are gone with the br

Invisble Touch By Genesis
Well I've been waiting, waiting here so long But thinking nothing, nothing could go wrong, but now I know She has a built in ability To take everything she sees And now it seems I'm falling, falling for her. She seems to have an invisible touch yeah She reaches in, grabs right hold of your heart She seems to have an invisible touch yeah It takes control and slowly tears you apart. I don't really know her, I only know her name But she crawls under your skin, you're never quite the same, and now I know She's got something you just can't trust It's something mysterious And now it seems I'm falling, falling for her. She seems to have an invisible touch yeah She reaches in, grabs right hold of your heart She seems to have an invisible touch yeah It takes control and slowly tears you apart. She don't like losing, to her it's still a game Though she'll mess up your life, you'll want her just the same, now I know She has a built in ability To t

Just Came Here To Chill By The Isley Brothers
La da da da da da La ta da la tad a I just came here to chill No We've been kickin' it for quite some time Lots of private parties, where we're wined and dined Tonight I'm in a different mood, just wanna get close to you, no (No RSVP necessary) Tonight it's me and you, girl To bring my diamonds, you don't have to put a dress on I just came here to chill There'll be no other VIP, the party is only you and me See, I-I just came here to chill (Yeah, yeah, listen) You're a special lady the world can see Nobody makes a room shine like you and me You always know just what to wear, nails just right, lovely hair No need to put your makeup on, I'm not Mr. Biggs, tonight I'm Ron-ald To bring my diamonds, you don't have to put a dress on I just came here to chill There'll be no other VIP, the parties only you and me See, I-I just came here to chill (Yeah) I don't mind a little champagne But no private chefs or restaurants Just a little home cookin' on the spot, y

Small Things (comment Please)
I fight these tears from fall'n, as I lie here and watch it snow, I think about you baby, More than you'll ever know, I lie awake sometimes, Wish'n you were here, So I could hold you close, And dry these tears, But girl keep on livin, That better life you found, You don't need me there, To drag you down, Chorus: Maybe someday, We'll meet again, This really won't be, How the story ends, Yeah, maybe someday, I'll find you again, This really won't be, How the story ends, Its all the small things, That get to me, Like the way you laugh, the way you sing, But I'll kee on dreaming, It's a better place to be, Its the only chance I get, To see you with me, What I would give to hold you, Just one last time, Feel your lips, Pressed to mine, Chorus: Bridge: I'll keep on pray'n, Life treats you kind, Thank you for showing me, A love so few find, Chorus

Heaven Help Me (comment Please)
God knows I love to give, God knows she loves to take, Theres just no way I can live, With the way she just for sakes, I dreamed of love in Heaven, Thought it was here in my arms, Now it seems as fallen, As my broken heart, Chorus: Heaven help me now, I think I'm in too deep, there's just no easy way out, Lord her heart I just cant keep, Let her know I love her, No one could take her place, I'm gonna miss those green eyes, And her smilin face, I promised to always love her, In her heart she knows its true, The pains just too much, Whatelse can i do, Chorus Bridge: Oh I wish she knew, How hard it is to let her go, If she could feel this pain, Then this hell I wouldn't know, Chorus

Is Their A Desent Women Who Like Nice Guys,and Doesn't Care About Looks?
You know for several years,month,and Days.I been asking.Why do women prefer guys who are jerks,and treat them like shit?Still i haven't got an answer to that question,but I think that nice guy finish last is proven to be true.I mean nice guys always try hard to work their relationship by treating their love with respect,or do whatever she wants,but it isn't good enough for them.When they get tired with you they suddenly go look for someone else whose more of a jerk.A guy who doesn't give a crap about them.In other word a handsome guy,but i don't know it's just my point.Maybe i am wrong thou,but i seen it happen several times to me and some other guys that i met.Don't get me wrong thou.Their was this one time that i did do something wrong to a woman,but i had a good reason thou,and yet i admit that i made a mistake,and for that i'm paying for it.Anyways to all the girls that broke my heart.I would like you to know one thing.What comes around goes around,and excuse my language "Go fuck y

Some One 3
Breathless kisses Burning touches Soft-spoken words of love Urgently spoken words of passion. A man and a woman One complete love Since time began Predestined to be as one. We've been together before In other lifetimes We've fought dragons And have been torn from each others arms Yet our love prevailed. We've walked on this earth many times together Perhaps for a moment Perhaps for years But our heart is one heart And we were meant to be. So when our time on earth Once again comes to a close Have no worries my dear For we will find each other again And again And again. For our love is ageless Eternal A love for all time.

The New World Order
by Dr. William Pierce We have discussed many topics in Free Speech. We have discussed social issues, moral issues, and political issues. We've talked about race, about nationalism, and about the Jewish control of the news and entertainment media. Now, I will discuss "the big picture." I'll talk in broad outline about the salient developments of the past few years and the way in which they affect our people. There's been much talk in various quarters recently about the New World Order. Until seven or eight years ago the New World Order was a poorly kept secret. It was discussed in private by the people who considered themselves qualified to decide for all the rest us what sort of world we wanted to live in, but they didn't often let us in on their discussions. They were concerned that in our backwardness and ignorance we might not want to go along for the ride if we learned what these elitists had planned for us. Nowadays, however, with Bill Clinton in the White House and the g

Knowledge
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger". The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?". "Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?". "OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty,and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?". The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea,". To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh*t?".

Defining Words
We've all heard aboutpeople having guts or balls. But do you know the difference between them? In aneffort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below.. *GUTS* - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" * BALLS* - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next." I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking,there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.

I'm Not Gonna Let Him Hurt Me
I've been brought down this road numerous times before. I should be used to it right? The hurt, the pain, the tears...but it never seems to get easier. I try so hard to hide my heart and not let anyone get close because this is always the end result. I guess it really doesn't matter tho anymore. I am an idiot for even believing it from the beginning. So to all the men out there...just wanna say THANK YOU from the bottom of my heart for proving me RIGHT once again! Never trust at all...

A Mothers Day Wish
A Mothers Day Wish From Heaven Jody Seilheimer Dear Mr. Hallmark, I am writing to you from heaven, and though it must appear A rather strange idea, I see everything from here. I just popped in to visit, your stores to find a card A card of love for my mother, as this day for her is hard. There must be some mistake I thought, every card you could imagine Except I could not find a card, from a child who lives in heaven. She is still a mother too, no matter where I reside I had to leave, she understands, but oh the tears she's cried. I thought that if I wrote you, that you would come to know that though I live in heaven now, I still love my mother so. She talks with me, and dreams with me; we still share laughter too, Memories our way of speaking now, would you see what you could do? My mother carries me in her heart, her tears she hides from sight. She writes poems to honor me, sometimes far into the night She plants flowers in my garden, there m

Cowboy
An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves,bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy." She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women." The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."

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What life can give, what it means to live? Just by the little wisdom that you give. If you know, then will you show? We in wisdom and truth may grow. I am so sick of people saying Wisdom comes from pages, Not always wisdom of ages! But through life’s many stages. Don’t just give; I want to see you live. I want to see you do What you told me to. Be an example be the way you live, By just doing that wisdom you’ll give. Wisdom to take to heart, Wisdom that won’t depart. I want Wisdom! Wisdom to know, Wisdom to show, Wisdom to give, Wisdom to live, Wisdom to see, Wisdom to be, Wisdom to take to heart, Wisdom to impart, Wisdom to say, Wisdom to stay, Wisdom to take, Wisdom to make. The wisdom passed down From the Sages That is the true Wisdom of the Ages!

Hot New Sex Postions
Erotic instructions: Your guy lies on his back with a pillow propped under his head. Facing him, lower yourself onto his member and put your hands and knees on either side of his torso. "Once he's deep inside you, gently move in the diagonal shape of a diamond: to the left, then down, right, and up," explains Elena,* 21, who introduced us to this jewel of a move. Pleasure payoff: You'll love it because your man's penis glides against every steamy inch of you, including your G-spot. (Hit this internal orgasm switch that's located on your front vaginal wall by moving into the "down" position.) "Not only can I take him all the way in, but he also gets to feel every inch of me," she raves. And since the slow, controlled motions won't wear you out the way fast, up-and-down thrusts do, you two will enjoy a long session of intense face-to-face intimacy. Erotic instructions: Lie on your side, keeping your bottom leg straight and top leg bent at the knee. "Positioning himself between yo

Sometimes We Need To Be Reminded About The Simple Things In Life
SAND & STONE TWO FRIENDS WERE WALKING THROUGH THE DESERT. DURING SOME POINT OF THE JOURNEY, THEY HAD AN ARGUMENT; AND ONE FRIEND SLAPPED THE OTHER ONE IN THE FACE. THE ONE WHO GOT SLAPPED WAS HURT, BUT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING, WROTE IN THE SAND: TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE. THEY KEPT ON WALKING, UNTIL THEY FOUND AN OASIS, WHERE THEY DECIDED TO TAKE A BATH THE ONE WHO HAD BEEN SLAPPED GOT STUCK IN THE MIRE AND STARTED DROWNING, BUT THE FRIEND SAVED HIM. AFTER HE RECOVERED FROM THE NEAR DROWNING, HE W ROTE ON A STONE: "TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SAVED MY LIFE ". THE FRIEND WHO HAD SLAPPED AND SAVED HIS BEST FRIEND ASKED HIM, "AFTER I HURT YOU, YOU WROTE IN THE SAND AND NOW, YOU WRITE ON A STONE, WHY?" THE FRIEND REPLIED "WHEN SOMEONE HURTS US WE SHOULD WRITE IT DOWN IN SAND, WHERE WINDS OF FORGIVENESS CAN ERASE IT AWAY.... BUT, WHEN SOMEONE DOE

About To Drop Nearly Everyone And Start Over...
Well, it's only a short time now before I start some serious spring cleaning of my friends, family and fans lists. I posted in my last blog that I was going to do this and I'll be posting it again later this week. Friday is my b-day. I will be spending my night, cleaning out my lists of friends, family and those that I'm a fan of. I prefer to have friends that talk to me, not those that want to win a popularity contest by having the most people linked to them. All I've asked for is some message that you want me to keep you, but only a couple of people have done that. Just to make sure I keep you, send me a message. NOT A PAGE COMMENT, NOT A PIC COMMENT, NOT A SHOUT! I would prefer that I got an e-mail/message from who ever wants to remain connected to me. There may be one of you out there that thinks that this doesn't apply to you, but trust me, it applies to all. Jason

Closing Out
Last night as I was closing out my emails and stuff I decided to check the trash of ym yahoo account to see if there was anything in there that I shouldn't delete. Just something I do from time to time. Anyway, I was getting ready to delete a thing from class mates when I realized that it said that I had a message from Jodi.. Jodi? hmmmmmm???? Lets check this out, I know a few women from school named Jodi, but there was only one that my heart belonged to. I opened classmates and behold, an email from her!!! All it said was this; Hi! Remember me? Hope that your doing well. Take care, Jodi So I'm not sure as to why she would send me that, usually when I send stuff out to an old girlfriend or someone from the past, I'm looking to see if there is a possibility of getting together again. Was she just looking for a simple Hi, I'm a live??? I responded with this; Very Funny! how the hell could I forget you. Ciao, Kev We went through a lot in our three year

It Is Our Time To Strike Back
Alive we shall remain so long as we do not allow the Jewish run media to overtake our lives. We must fight every urge that we may have to play into the MTV culture, we must not believe everything the New York Times or the Washington Post tells us is true, we must question numbers brought to the forefront by the Jews and their lying ways. We as a people must not allow our schools and cities to be over run by the filth the Jews bring to every crevasse they inhabit. It is the Jews we as a people must look out for, for they are the very people who teach our children that black is more desirable than white, it is the Jews who pervert our children, it is the Jews whose very existence on this earth is to wreak havoc on the Gentile world. We must not stand for this any longer, we must hit the Jew where it hurts him the most, we must cut all funding to the stolen state of Israel, we must force the Jews to be held accountable for all their misdeeds and we must place every last one of them ba

Camping???
You and your girlfriend are camping. You’re in a secluded area off from other campers. You’re sitting in front of the campfire under a blanket, not a stitch of clothing on underneath the blanket. Your hands start to roam over her naked body under the blanket. She feels your hand wander slowly up the inside of her thigh. She lets out a soft moan as you brush the tip of your finger against her pussy, teasing her. She thinks to herself, two can play this game and she slowly slides her hand up the inside of your thighs, stopping just short of your rock hard erection. You suck in a breath, wanting her hand on your cock. You slide your hand back up her thigh and slide your finger into her hot, wet pussy, making her moan louder. She thrust her hips toward your hand, wanting more. She rubs her hand up your thigh and softly caresses your balls, making you thrust your hips against her hand. You kneel down in front of her and push her legs apart, making room. You kiss your way up the inside of he

I Hope To Feel This Again One Day
Just what is love anyway? Is it the smile that comes with a rush At the mention of your name? Perhaps it is the warm feeling I have inside When I hear your voice. You can't see love. Well, perhaps you can, If you look into the eyes Of someone in love. Then you could see it. You can't touch love. Well maybe you can. To wipe a tear from the eye Of someone in love That has said goodbye To their love; Or to wipe the tears of the bride And the groom as they say their vows. That would surely be To touch love. So just what is love? You can't smell love. Or can you? The fragrance of a rose given to a lover; Would that be to smell love? Perhaps the scent of their bodies Mixing as one while lovers sleep In each others arms; That would surely be to smell love. You can't hear love. Oh yes, I think you can. The laughter of lovers Running in the rain, Or the cry of the newborn child Conceived of love; Certainly that would be to hear love. I don't th

Wtf? I Do Not Have To Leave Ct To Know You!
Do not sit there and tell me shit that I knew before signing in. Ok. I did ask my friend a lot of different things before I agreed to try this site. IM is the same as a shout box. why leave the site when I have one on my page? Why put things out for others to get into if I do not have to? I am not stupid. Wanting to learn about something does not make me your slave or anything at all. But a fan and or friend. got it. Good! I am not to tell you personal shit when I know nothing about you. Share!Or get your ass on down the road someone else will take your place. I have not agreed to do anything with anyone. So get over yourself...I am not the best looking, but I am beautiful still.Maybe not to all, but to enough. God made us all different for we all would be bored to death with the same man and woman running around,To me all people are beautiful on the out side but if you see in side something that is off. then leave that person to figure it out. Or Block them. simple as that. I do not w

New Shit Up On My Blog On Charleyashland.com
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When Love Really Arrives
When True Love stays aside of any human 's life... loneliness takes the place prolonging nights and days. When True Love is not near, what song you use to hear? what means time and space? which are the special days? When Love remains so far and you resemble tire, to whom you will require? where will be your desire? When True Love is abide with whom you can comply? Who will respond your call and hear you at all? When True Love stays inside the soul enjoys it's truthfulness you hear Her voice reply; your heart remains rely. When True Love overflows something makes your face glows; Love enjoys your free soul looking at the Great Goal. When True Love states His kingdom you recover the reason; you retrieve your lost smile; yours becomes a new life. When True Love really arrives never you will be abide; you will live in Victory since you are seeing His Glory. © By ‹.·´¯`·.·´`·._Ðèvî£î§h ÐÐ_.·´`·.·´¯`·.› 5-01-07

The Little Red Ball! Story I Wrote For English Class Haha
One lovely afternoon a little boy named Tob Geans, was playing with his little red ball. While he was in his front yard, playing with his little red ball, another little boy came up to him and said “Hey I like your ball, can I play with you?” Tob looked up at him and said “No you can’t, I don’t like other people playing with my ball.” He looked back down at the ground and started playing with his ball again. The other little boy walked up to him and asked him again nicely, “Please I just want to play with you!” Tob replied, “No I don’t share my toys! Go away and leave me alone!” and he got up and was getting ready to walk away when the other little boy pushed him to the ground and took his ball and ran off. When Tob got up he was nowhere in site. Just as he was reaching to the ground to pick up his ball he realized it wasn’t there. He ran home to his mom, as he walked in the door he burst into tears screaming, “Mom someone took my little red ball, and I don’t know where he went