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D/s Lifestyle Glossary
Word Description 24/7 Usually used in the description of a permanent full time relationship (24 hours a day, 7 days a week) Aftershock After a long session or play, some submissives may experience effects from their body being used / in shock from the pain. (trembling, feeling of cold) Ball Gag Toy used in BDSM play to prevent a sub from speaking. Mouth pieces are usually made from a rubber ball that is jammed between a submissive teeth and secure in place by a strap or a little string. Could be made of plastic or leather too. BD Refer to Bondage and Discipline play (see Bondage) Blood play Type of play which involves blood. Considered a fetish. Bondage Type of play which uses restraints which could include handscuffs, ropes, shackles etc. Considered a fetish. Bottom In a BDSM relationship, the "Bottom" is the same as a the "Submissive" In some more specialized relationships, the "Bottom" is the one who gives up cont

D/s Lifestyle
BEFORE YOU GO AHEAD AND READ THIS , I WANT YOU TO TAKE MOMENT TO DO SOMETHING , I WANT YOU TO THINK REALLY GOOD AND HARD AND PICK OUT WHAT LEVEL YOU ARE , I WANT YOU TELL ME WHY YOU FEEL YOU ARE THAT THE 9 LEVELS OF SUBMISSION Within the S/M subculture, different people use the words "submissive and slave" to mean many different things. When submissives say "I want to be your slave," sometimes they mean only that they want to be tied up and whipped. Many professional dominants routinely refer to their (usually _not_ very genuinely submissive clients) as "slaves." At the other extreme, there are people who want to be full-time personal servants, and who truly want to exist solely for their Dom(me)'s use, pleasure and convenience. And there are many shades in between these two extremes. 1.THE OUTRIGHT NON-SUBMISSIVE MASOCHIST or KINKY SENSUALIST.Not into servitude, humiliation or giving up control; just pain and/or spiced-up sensuality, o

Dsl Sucks!!
Ive had cable internet for years but its still in my ex hubbys name and since we have been divorced for 3 years and the cable just keeps going up and up and bellsouth just kept bugging me to try DSL I gave in and did. For the last two weeks ive had nothing but trouble- my phone has been full of static and my connection keeps timing out. After going a full 4 hrs without internet(on a damn spotlight day mind you grrrr) I have been calling Bellsouth(now AT&T) giving them hell-they kept saying it was fixed and it would come back again. Yesterday I had my bf call and tell them we were going back to cable and all of a sudden they have a technician sent right out to check the line again. Turns out a damn mouse in someones box down the road was chewing wires and that was causing the problems.How that would be giving me issues and NOT THEM I have no idea but fingers crossed i seem to be doing better today.Still slower to uploads when you are used to cable speeds though. Just taking me a lit

D/s... Luvin' The Haters.
This may not be a blog but more of a rant. This is from Him… I’m making a quick rule, if the color is blue on the text in a blog it’s from Him. If the color is pink it’s from Her. That seems simple enough. What is the deal with people down on D/s. If W/we are happy and W/we enjoy our life, butt out! I get many people telling Me I have no right to live like I do. People think I abuse My wife. People think I am some freak/odd-ball (ok maybe I’m one of those) who shouldn’t draw breath with those who don’t enjoy or support D/s. I suppose it is like everything else. Coke/Pepsi, Ford/Chevy, or pink/brown.. (lol) everyone has tastes and opinions…. I’m much the same way, except unless your opinion or taste is directly infringing on My taste or personal space, do what you want. When no one is getting hurt, (unless they want to be hurt) and no one is in bad space, and everyone has made a safe, sane, consensual choice its all in the name of pleasure and fun. Trust Me, if Our slut didn

D's Lyrics, Episode I: "this Year"
From a song listed in my tracks, "This Year" by the Mountain Goats. One of the few songs in the world that has any actual meaning to me beyond entertainment. Maybe I read too much into it, but that doesn't mean it isn't there. ---- I broke free on a saturday morning. I put the pedal to the floor. headed north on mills avenue, and listened to the engine roar. my broken house behind me and good things ahead, a girl named cathy wants a little of my time. six cylinders underneath the hood crashing and kicking, ahhh listen to the engine whine. I am going to make it through this year if it kills me. I am going to make it through this year if it kills me. I played video games in a drunken haze I was seventeen years young. hurt my knuckles punching the machines the taste of scotch rich on my tongue. and then cathy showed up and we hung out. trading swigs from the bottle all bitter and clean locking eyes, holding hands, twin high maintenance machines. I am

Désolé, Fabricants De Pc: Microsoft Surface Est Next Generation Du Batiment
Il ressemble à des fabricants de PC vont devoir s'habituer à avoir Microsoft comme un concurrent, parce que l'entreprise est déjà au travail sur les PC de surface plus. Immédiatement après l'annonce de ses premières tablette windows de surface basés sur Windows en Juin, Microsoft a commencé à la recherche d'ingénieurs et les gestionnaires de construire la prochaine génération des appareils de surface. Les offres d'emploi, qui ont d'abord été repérés par TechRadar, ont été diffusée entre le 18 Juin et Aot 2, et sont encore visibles sur le site Web de Microsoft Carrières. "L'équipe se concentre sur la surface des dispositifs de construction qui expriment pleinement la vision de Windows," plusieurs offres d'emploi de Microsoft disent. "... Nous sommes en train de construire la prochaine génération et de surface a besoin de vous!" Une autre liste mentionne notre prochaine génération de surface, et dit que l'équipe de surface "se concentre sur les expériences éclairant Microso

D/s Online Red Flags
A "Red Flag" is any indication that you should steer clear of a particular person, either Dom/me or sub. These can pop up at any time, though most often in the beginning of a potential relationship. They can be obvious or they can be subtle. Some common examples might be... 1. Inappropriate questions or comments during the initial conversations, such as do you want to play? or what are you wearing? or what do you look like? or asking for your phone number immediately, etc. Such questions have nothing at all to do with D/s, but rather indicate the person is looking for cyber or phone sex. 2. Moving too quickly: if the prospective Dom/me or sub seems to be in a hurry to begin a relationship, or to advance it faster than seems reasonable or comfortable for you. Like if they want to meet you within the first 10 minutes online. Trust is the cornerstone. and cannot be rushed. Clearly, there is no arbitrary time frame, but most long-lasting relationships take several weeks if not mon

Ds Philosophy
D/s PHILOSOPHY This will usually appeal to the women who are mature enough to understand that intimacy is not physical...but mental and emotional, who understands the difference between power and strength, and is strong enough to be able to reveal to the right man, her vulnerabilities, weakness, and insecurities, so he can accept, cherish and protect them... There should be a Dominant. Since he (assuming it is a man that is the dominant, not always true) has the power, he has responsibilities to the submissive. These include giving her pleasure, knowing and doing what makes her happy, prodding her to be her best, helping her reach HER goals and dreams, etc . He does not try to shape her in his own preconceived image of what she should be, but instead helps her blossom into the complete and wonderful person that she is. He knows what is her best, what she wants, what is best for her because they have totally open and honest communications. The Dom should respect th

D/s Relationships
by Sergeant Major All relationships have both a domination and submission component. This is true for all types of relationships, work, and business, personal or intimate. They may vary in degree and change in roles played at any given time but remain present throughout. Even in avowed "equal" relationships there comes a time when one dominates and the other submits. Attempts at true consensus end in chaos, someone finally takes charge and a decision is reached. This may not be obvious on the surface but the dynamic is nevertheless present. It is an intellectual fantasy to insist that it not. In the realm of sexuality, either heterosexual or homosexual, this dynamic may be overt or covert. In its covert form there is no acknowledgment of its existence, accepted by the partners but not identified as such. In its overt form it ranges in degree from simple acknowledgment to an open willingness to include various degrees of consensual non-mainstream sex play. The partners determine b

D/s Relationships, Art, Bullies, And Misconceptions...
Recently there has been some confusion over certain particular pieces of art in my albums on here. Most are over one in particular. It is a poetic representation that someone (not myself) wrote concerning the "general" BDSM relationship between two consenting adults. Not all Dom/mes use harsh terms in addressing their subs. Mine does not, because of the ways some of those words were used toward me for a number of years in BAD relationships He doesn't wish to emulate. Every Dom/me has the choice of being a gentle or harsh Dom/me, and most will take their sub's feelings into consideration, especially outside the scenes. Many of these relationships are loving and end (or sometimes begin) in dating and/or marriage. We are used to being persecuted for our beliefs, however sad that may be. Please, before you make blanketing comments on a graphic describing a lifestyle, take a moment to learn about that lifestyle and its participants, choices & rights before saying something that shoves you

.d's.satanic.survey.
TAKE THIS!Youuu...Name?:Samma Place of birth?:new york Which spice girl would you have been?:fuck you spice Are you a good/bad girl?:i put out Are you a virgin?:yes. *rolls eyes* Do you smoke weed?:got some? Drink alcohol?:sometimes Smoke cigarettes?:*inhales* Do you love life?:only when im gettin some Do you consider yourself lucky?:are you puttin out? What would you change about yourself? Don't say NOTHING:my sex life...duh Your dream date:the one that puts out Are u spoiled?:no....why dont you put out n spoil me? What do u hate about people?:they dont put out Are u a good student?:student of sex? Are u more flirtacious or shy?:gee i wonder Do u talk a lot?:only if my mouths not full What is ur zodiac sign?:sagifuckasauris Which character on sex n the city would u be?:prolly Miranda...honestly Do u get along with your parents?:only when they're not having sex your best quality:determination the best quality in someone of the opposite sex:their ability to intellectually hurt my brain

Dss And My X Is Trying To Take My Kids Can
SomeOne please help me!!! I just got my devorce from my X the 13th of dec and I got the Kids, house and car, and my X is pissed off at me and called DSS on me and she is telling them all kind of camp about me that is not true just to get mty kids taken from me, I have 3 kids 2 boys and a girl they are 14 boy 13 boy and my girl is 10, my X is telling them all kind of crap to descredit them so they can not watch my kids for me, they told my 19 year old nice that has a new born 2 months old that she does not have enough expereance to wath them and she needs to give all her attention to her own child, and I have a nephew that will watch my kids but they say he can not watch them because my daughter has been exposed to inapropreate materail on the internet Aint that a bunch of crap, my step daughter was going to watch them but my X talked to her the morning of are meeting and at the meeting she said she could not watch them suprize there hmm, then I ask about my other niece and they said

D/s-sm
Ten Rules For Submissives 1. Be Patient A potential top will let you know if she or he is interested in you or not. Keep in mind that your purpose as a submissive is to serve and to satisfy someone who will take into consideration the realization of your fantasies. Don't expect your top to be able to turn on like a light switch. The timing must be right for both of you. 2. Be Humble You may be God's or Goddess' gift to the world and the most sought after prize in town, but no one needs to hear it or wants to hear it. You will have ample opportunity to show how good you are. No matter what you claim, the "real you" will show through in a scene. Don't set yourself up for failure by developing expectations that you know you and your top can never reach. 3. Be Open You can learn something about SM and about yourself from everyone into the scene, no matter how experienced or inexperienced they are, or how dominant or submissive they are. D/s- SM is a very personal art, and an "I

D's 1st Furant (special Shout Out To All Demons That Live Under My Bed)
I love Fubar it's a great place to come chat, and all that, but there are some people on here that make me laugh. for instance I seen a status change on a friend of mine's profile asking someone else why he blocked her without chance to reply! from what I was told by my friend she had rated him already before, he doesn't even return the favor of rating her back, she later returns to his profile not remembering who's she has rated already, because she likes to rate and help out friends. Well she realizes she can't rate him again so early so she ends up leaving him. so I figure from what it looks like on his screen that she just visits him and does nothing. (now I would say ok whatever you don't want to rate me, I don't care.) maybe he didn't see her rating him before because when you get so many rates I'm sure he's gotten plenty when on auto 11, he didn't see her early rates. but what he does is laughable and made me laugh. he blocks her after leaving a message on her profile :-O

D/s Thoughts
~D/s Thoughts~ 1. Be patient & understanding. No Dom/me is perfect; subbies have bad days like anyone else. Both parties are human and deserve respect even if it is given in different ways. 2. Be there for each other. Do your utmost to stay in contact. Don't just disappear. 3. Dom/me, don't be collectors. How can you possibly have the time for 10, 15 or more subs? They deserve better from you. 4. Subs, give your gift of submission only after careful consideration. Meeting someone than asking them to collar you after 30 minutes is NOT enough. Build trust first. 5. Open communication is key. Subs should be allowed to talk to thier Dom/me and raise concerns, wants, desires in a respectful manner. Dom/me should consider carefully what thier sub has to say. Doesn't mean bend to every request, but if there are problems you will never know if your sub cannot speak frankly with you. 6. Dom/me don't take a sub just because you are lonely and subs don't serve just anyone who wi

3d Stockcar Screensaver Featuring The Voices Of Jeff Hammond And Kenny Wallace! Free Demo Download!
3D Stockcar Screensaver featuring the voices of Jeff Hammond and Kenny Wallace! Download the Demo now!"It Ain't Nothin' For Lee Roy Mercer To Whoop A Racin' Fan's Ass!" The first ever 3D Stockcar Screensaver featuring the voices of Jeff Hammond and Kenny Wallace! ScreenRacer is a 3D Race car screensaver experience like no other! It runs on Microsoft's DirectX technology using an advanced physics system to drive the vehicles. Each racecar uses a ridged racing AI system that will keep you glued to your monitor. You will never see the same race twice, because the program is AI driven. This program is a must for any racing fan! A FREE Demo version of ScreenRacer will be available for download off the new LEE ROY MERCER® GONE RACIN'™ NASCAR Driver prank call album/Interactive CD. * Included almost 150 audio clips from Jeff Hammond and Kenny Wallace. * Enable/Disable all sounds, if you want to run the screensaver silent. * Scalable settings allow users with slower computers to run the

D/s Vs Gor
D/s vs Gor We have often times heard people say that D/s is not Gor. Just because a person is Gorean does not mean they have to be into D/s. To be of Gor, one must only possess the beliefs and practices that are present in the Gorean philosophy. And just because one owns a slave, that does not mean that they practice the Gorean protocol. A person can be Gorean without owning a slave. In fact, there are actually very few slaves on the planet Gor. The majority of people are freepersons. It is the behavior and preferences that a person exhibits and practices that makes them Gorean. Of course here on Earth, almost all Doms, Gorean or otherwise seem to have slaves or are looking to own one. But the Gor Masters do not consider themselves simply practicing D/s. A Gorean slave, or kajira, is owned property, not a submissive. In D/s, the Master/slave relationship is the deepest level of commitment and trust. The slave is owned completely and submits to her Master, body, mind and

Dsw Shoes...please Don't Go There
So, yesterday I went into the DSW Shoes store at 290 Mid Rivers Center in Saint Peters, MO 63376 to look around for a pair of cuban heel shoes. I walked around the store looking, but did not find anything like what I was after. I went up to one of the sales associates to ask as to whether or not they carried anything like what I was after. She seemed to not know what I was talking about so I gave a description. Ultimately she ended up getting on the radio to ask one either her manager or one of her co-workers...I don't know which. In any case she had her headset turned up loud enough that I was able to hear the response. The response I received was "What kind of a fag wants something like that?" I turned around and walked straight out of the store. In any case, I have written a letter to DSW Shoes informing them of this incident. The following is a copy of my letter: Sir / Madam, I am writing to inform you of my experience in one of your stores. Specifically the store at 2

Dt
If your tears could make a noise What would they sound like? If your voice could be seen Would I gain any insight? Morning comes too early and night time falls too late And sometimes all I want to do is wait The shadow I've been hiding in has fled from me today I know it's easier to walk away than look it in the eye But I will raise a shelter to the sky and beneath this star tonight I'll lie She will slowly yield the light As I awaken from the longest night Dreams are shaking Set sirens waking up tired eyes With the light memories all rush into his head By a candle stands a mirror Of his heart and soul she dances She was dancing through the night above his bed And walking to the window he throws the shutters out against the wall And from an ivory tower hears her call "Let the light surround you" It's been a long, long time He's had awhile to think it over In the end he only sees the change Light to dark Dark to light Light to dark D

Dt 2
Do you feel you don't know me anymore? And do you feel I'm afraid of your love? And how come you don't want me asking? And how come my heart's not invited? You say you want everyone happy Well, we're not laughing. And how come you don't understand me? And how come I don't understand you? Thirty years say we're in this together So open your eyes. People in prayer for me everyone there for me Sometimes I feel I should face this alone My soul exposed It calms me to know that I won't Blood...Heal me Fear...Change me Belief will always save me Blood...Swearing Fear...Staring Conviction made aware Give up on misery Turn your back on dissent Leave their distrust behind Wash your hands of regret Blood...Heal me Fear...Change me Belief will always save me Blood...Swearing Fear...Staring Conviction made aware Learning from misery Staring back at dissent Leaving distrust behind I'm inspired and content

Dta
IT SEEMS NEXT TO NOONE READS ON THIS SITE. I LOSE MY PATIENCE WITH THAT. EVERYTIME I'M ON, MY SHOUTBOX LIGHTS UP WITH DUMB QUESTIONS THAT ARE ALL ANSWERED IN MY PROFILE. I HAVE 3 INCH NAILS, AND HATE TO TYPE IN THAT FRIGGIN SHOUTBOX ANSWERS THAT I ALREADY SPENT TIME EXPLAINING IN MY PROFILE. YES, I UNDERSTAND THIS IS AN ADULT SITE, AND MEN ARE HERE TO PERV ONLY. THATS OK, BUT WOMEN SHOULD STILL BE RESPECTED, AT ALL TIMES, IN ANY VENUE. NOOOOOO, I DONT HAVE A CAM FOR YOUR PLEASURE. I FEEL LIKE SCREAMING IT EVERY TIME I LOG ON. NO CAM, NO CAM, NO CAM.....FUUUUUUCKKKK!!!!!! I WOULD LIKE TO MEET A MAN THAT I CAN RESPECT AS MUCH AS HE RESPECTS ME, HIGHLY DOUBTFUL THO. ANOTHER SOAPBOX ISSUE OF MINE ARE THE LIES. WHY WOULD FOLKS WASTE SO MUCH TIME IN LIFE LYING OR BEING FAKES? WOW...LIFE IS SHORT..YER WASTING PRECIOUS TIME...NAMELY MINE. I HEAR MORE LIES HERE THAN MY GROWN CHILDREN EVER TRIED TO PULL OVER THEIR LIFETIME AT HOME. I'M TOO INTELLIGENT FOR THE CRAP....SAVE IT...I READ RIGHT

D00t D00t
I get the sickening feeling in my stomach this morning... I think today is gonna be a shit day... And I'm deciding this already, however, I will make the best of it. I feel rather light headed to be honest.... Maybe its just stress? I'm awefully stressed out today and it's bothering me a great deal. Yanno what its not even just a today sorta stressed I'm just stressed in general, and I don't even fully comprehend the reasons why I am stressed. I makes me want to puke. I feel like one of them little yippy dogs... When they get freaked out, too happy, or way too stressed they puke all over shit... I feel like that. Spooky is doing a little better today, not nearly as bad as he was sounding... When you take a shower he needs to come in with you so you can use the steam to clear his sinus's and make it easier for him to breathe... My stomach is doing flip flops right now.. I utterly loathe this feeling..

D The Season With A 30-10 Win Over Miami. Schaub Completed 20 Of 31 Passes For 266 Yards A
HOUSTON -- Houston Texans quarterback Matt Schaub signed a four-year contract extension. Schaub, acquired in 2007 in a trade from Atlanta, announced his new deal and thanked team owner Bob McNair, general manager Rick Smith and coach Gary Kubiak after the Texans opened the season with a 30-10 win over Miami. Schaub completed 20 of 31 passes for 266 yards and a touchdown pass to Andre Johnson on Sunday. "Im very excited to continue to make Houston our home," Schaub said. "My wife and I are raising our kids here, so were very excited to be a part of this community. Just excited for this opportunity." Schaub, 30, came to Houston in March 2007. He missed games with injuries in 2007 and 08, then played all 16 games in 2009 and 2010. He fractured his right foot in Week 10 last season and this was the final year of his contract. "At no point was this ever going to be a distraction for me," Schaub said. "Im excited for it to be done and over with so every ounce of focus and energy

D The Captaincy For The Sellout Matc
LONDON -- Frank Lampard will miss Englands World Cup qualifier against San Marino on Friday after failing to shrug off a knee injury, depriving him of the captains armband for the match. However, the Football Association said Thursday that the Chelsea midfielder could return for Tuesdays Group H match in Poland, the much tougher of the two games. Lampard, who limped off midway through the second half of Chelseas 4-1 win over Norwich in the Premier League on Saturday, was expected to take the armband in the absence of the suspended Steven Gerrard. Striker Wayne Rooney has been handed the captaincy for the sellout match at Wembley Stadium. "Frank Lampard has returned to his club for further treatment and will not be available for Englands World Cup qualifier with San Marino," an FA statement said. "The Chelsea midfielder will return to the England squad on Sunday for assessment." The FA also said Thursday that Ryan Bertrand -- a late call-up to the squad in place of the injur

D The World Record, Taking The Gold In A Ja
It was one of the greatest achievements in the history of Canadian sports. On September 24, 1988, Ben Johnson thrilled the country by winning gold in the mens 100 metre sprint at the Olympic Games in Seoul. Not only did he win the race but he shattered the world record, taking the gold in a jaw-dropping 9.79 seconds. He became just the second Canadian to win Olympic gold in the event, flying past arch-rival Carl Lewis right out of the blocks en route to the historic gold. Of course - in the end - the moment proved too good to be true. Three days later, Johnson tested positive for steroids - surrendering the gold to Lewis and forever erasing his name from the record books. Johnson initially pled his innocence, but later admitted to steroid use in 1989 as his coach Charlie Francis claimed that the sprinter was doping for years prior. He entered the race in Seoul as the world record-holder with time of 9.83 at the 1987 World Championships in Rome. And the International Association of Athl

Dthitya:
Wants to kill me: DTHitya: u didn't block your death sentence grly LOL DTHitya: I'm way to much Exciting, Attractive an Electrifying -- for that LOL ->DTHitya: but thanks for messaging me now I can block you I just love the anonymity of the internet. Stupid people come here and act like they are something tey arent.... When is Fubar ever going to do more than allow blocking for these psycho freaks? *kttn*

D.t. #58 Inducted To The Hall Of Fame
Derrick Thomas in Hall of Fame Doug Tucker, Associated Press KANSAS CITY, Mo. (AP) — When Air Force jets roared over Arrowhead Stadium in patriotic pregame ceremonies, it used to mean big trouble for visiting quarterbacks. Derrick Thomas, the son of a pilot lost in Vietnam during Operation Linebacker II, always seemed quicker, bolder and even more punishing on those days. That's when Kansas City's great pass-rushing linebacker would summon every ounce of his talent. Those skills carried Thomas, who died in 2000, into the Pro Football Hall of Fame on Saturday. "I always think of my dad when I see the military planes," the 6-foot-3, 245-pounder once said. "It makes me feel sad that I had to grow up without him. But I guess it also gets my adrenaline going. I dedicate the game to him, and I want to do my best for him." The first time Chiefs fans witnessed this phenomenon was on Veterans Day 1990. An unstoppable Thomas got his hands on Seattle's Dave Krieg nine times that a

D To Pitch Two Innings. Mike Pelfrey, Signed By Minnesota In The Off-season And Coming Off T
ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. -- Matt Joyce sent a message with his bat. Joyce hit one of three homers off Jon Lester to help the Tampa Bay Rays beat the AL East-leading Boston Red Sox 8-3 on Tuesday night. Joyce, one day after being hit by a pitch that sparked a bench-clearing scrum, put the Rays up 7-3 on a two-run shot in the fifth that ended Lesters night. "Its a great feeling, especially to help your team win," Joyce said. "Ive never really been the type of person to talk a lot of trash, so I wanted, of course, to come out and play a good game. Play the game the right way and win the ballgame." Desmond Jennings homered twice, while Evan Longoria also went deep for the Rays. Roberto Hernandez (4-6) allowed three runs and seven hits over seven-plus innings. Lester (6-3) had his winless streak reach five starts, including three losses, since beating the Rays on May 15. The left-hander gave up seven runs, eight hits and seven walks in 4 2-3 innings. "Over the last two or three, I t

Dt The Mirror
Temptation- Why won't you leave me alone? Lurking Every Corner, everywhere I go Self Control- Don't turn your back on me now When I need you the most Constant pressure tests my will My will or my won't My Self Control escapes from me still... Hypocrite- How could you be so cruel and expect my faith in return? Resistance- Is not as hard as it seems When you close the door I spent so long trusting in you I trust you forgot Just when I thought I believed in you... It's time for me to deal Becoming all too real living in fear- Why did you lie and pretend? This has to come to an end I'll never trust you again It's time you made your amends Look in the mirror my friend Let's stare the problem right in the eye It's plagued me from coast to coast Racing the clock to please everyone All but the one who matters the most Reflections of reality are slowly coming into view How in the hell could you possibly forgive me? After all the hell I put you th

Dtv Converters Are In The Stores
The DTV Converter Box is out in stores Feb 17, 2008 | 2:05 AM Category: News If you didn't know already, the DTV Converter Box is now available in the stores. I bought a box (Magnavox brand) from Walmart yesterday and I hooked it up to an analog TV at home. Just to referesh your memory, the Government will be deleting the Analog broadcast and switching to Digital This month, next year. That will be February 19th 2009. So since all the hype of switching to digital on a regular TV, I paid my 50.00 at Walmart just to give it a try. And yes I did apply for a rebate coupon. Well anyway, I went into my kitchen and assembled the device to the TV. It's real easy to do. If you do get this, here are some of my easy steps to do it: 1) After the unpacaking, plug in the DTV Converter box into a wall socket by your TV. 2) Unattach the antenna's wire and plug into the "Antenna" In socket on the converter box. 3) Take the wire that came with the box plug one end into the "Antenna o

Dtv In All It's Glory! Yeah Right - It Sucks!
Here's some news.... I finally just got access to a couple of coupons as I was getting the royal run around about getting mine because I have a PO Box and I'm not on an Indian Reservation or using an APO. So I had to go about getting mine by using my Middle name sending them to a family members address (Not mine - and not a PO Box) and just adding an Apt. 2 at the end of the street address to finally get them. Sucks you can't be honest to get them you have to be a little street smart I guess you'd call it. Anyhow, I have only hooked up the one in my bedroom so far until the transition. I have DirecTV in my Living Room and my oldest son's Bedroom. The Analog with a signal booster I am getting some other channels I can't pick up yet with my Convertor Box. Not only that I hooked it up and scanned for channels at 6 PM EST got 9.1, 9.2,16.1,16.2, 22.1, 22.2, 22.3, 25.1, 28.1, 34.1, 46.1, 57.1, and 69.1 at that hour and all comming in rather quite picture perfect. I have found

Dtv Transition
At midnight on February 17, 2009, all full-power television stations inthe United States will stop broadcasting in analog and switch to 100%digital broadcasting. Digital broadcasting promises to provide a clearer picture and more programming options and will free up air waves for use by emergency responders. Click on the link below to apply for a converter box. Without it you will not be able to watch "regular" TV after February 17, 2009. https://www.dtv2009.gov/AboutProgram.aspx

D Two Assists In Six Playoff Games. He Tied For The Team Lead In Goals And Was Second In Points.
GLENDALE, Ariz. -- The Phoenix Coyotes have signed forward Lucas Lessio, a second-round pick in the 2011 draft, to an entry-level contract. Coyotes general manager Don Maloney announced the deal on Tuesday, but didnt disclose financial details. The 19-year-old Lessio had 34 goals and 25 assists in 66 regular-season games last season for the Oshawa Generals of the OHL, and added three goals and two assists in six playoff games. He tied for the team lead in goals and was second in points. Lessio also took part in last months Canada-Russia Challenge, a four-game international tournament between junior teams. He scored a goal in Game 4 to help Canada win. Cheap NFL Jerseys Paypal . Bodishbaugh, 27, is currently third in the American Association in saves with 17. He also has a 6-4 record and 4.13 ERA. The Walnut Creek, California product is no stranger to playing in Canada, having played the 2009 and 2010 seasons with the Victoria Seals and 2011 with the Calgary Vipers of the in

Duality ***** Tell Me What Our Hero Will Do****
.....................I stared down at the ad I had printed off the Internet earlier today. The glorious 3 story Victorian was a gorgeous picturesque masterpiece. It would be a gold mine if it was even half as good as it looked. I had been in Massachusetts partly on buisiness and a little pleasure. My cousin lived in Boston, and I was looking foward to spending some time with his family. Well, that was before I found another baby that would make me some more money, and thats why I was here to find out. I fed my cousin some favor for my boss bs, and I finally tied up my sale. My cousin Danny put his pick up truck at my disposal for the weekend, and I decided I was up for a lil house hunting. I knew it was a steal, but I never heard of the town of Tol Smelas before. Route 27 all the way. That entire part of the state was booming. There it was, I turned the wheel and steered the pickup down lonely Route 27. The sign was tattered and beat up, aparently from the elements, and what looke

"duality" By Slipknot
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Duality
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Duality
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Duality
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The Duck & the Lawyer A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Tennessee. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it." The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here." The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the United States and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own." The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes in Tennessee. We settle small disagreements with the 'Three Kick Rule.'" The lawyer asked, "What is the 'Three Kick Rule'?" The Farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my

Ducks...
ok, so i finally had something happen that is completely blog worthy...so on tuesday night after the bitch was calling me satanic, joes came and got me. we went to riverside park in billings (as there was nothing else to do) and we walked the trails for a while...it was getting dark, so we finally got back up to the parking lot after walking a lot. then we just chilled on the grass...after laying there for a while and hearing weird noises, i sit up, and there happens to be a 4 some going on! its the fucking ducks! so after my stomache stops hurting from laughing...i decide those porn monkeys should quit their "fucking around." after chasing all the horny bastards away, we went up to the outback steakhouse. so we eat, and they have this really awesome bread...so im so full i start gagging since i cant hold anymore food down, but we have this crazy waiter that keeps giving us this bread, and on top of that, he keeps taking off with Joe's soda, even when hes only taken 3 sips out of it, (

Duck Hunting
> Duck Hunting > > > > Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, "I'll send my dog > out to see if there are any ducks out in the pond. If there aren't any > ducks out there, I'm not going hunting." > > > > So he sends the dog out to the pond. The dog comes back and barks twice. > Chester says, "Well I'm not going to go out. He only saw two ducks out > there." > > > > Earl says, "You're going to take the dog's barks for the truth?" > > > > Earl doesn't believe it, so he goes to look for himself. When he gets back > he says, "I don't believe it where did you get that dog? There really are > only two ducks out there!" > > > > Chester says, "Well, I got him from the breeder up the road. If y ou want, > you can get one from him, too." > > > > So Earl goes to the breeder and says he wants a dog like the one his friend > Chester has. The breeder obliges and Earl brings the dog home, then tells > it t

Ducks Top Red Wings
Ducks Top Red Wings to Reach Cup Finals By Associated Press 5 hours ago Anaheim Ducks' Teemu Selanne, second left, Todd Marchant, left, ... ANAHEIM, Calif. - The Anaheim Ducks are going to the Stanley Cup finals against the Ottawa Senators after beating the Detroit Red Wings 4-3 in Game 6 of the NHL Western Conference finals. The finals start Monday in Anaheim. The Ducks relaxed their "10-minute rule" that allows them to enjoy a win for just that brief span before concentrating on what's up next. "It's not something that happens every year," goalie Jean-Sebastien Giguere said Tuesday night after the Ducks won. "So we need to enjoy it until the end of the night tonight and then we need to move on, focus on Ottawa." Said the Ducks' Teemu Selanne: "Yes, I think we'll take a little more time to enjoy this, but then we know we'll really have to get back to work. The games will get harder now." The Ducks, who lost Game 7 of the 2003 Stanley Cup finals to New Jersey, tak

~~ducks In Heaven~~
----- >Subject: Ducks In Heaven > > > >Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. > >When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in >heaven: don't step on the ducks!" > >So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the >place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they >try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on >one. > >Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. > >St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping >on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!" > >The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along >comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another >extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment >as for the first woman.. > >The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained >for >all >eternity to an ugly man

Duckies
hree ducks were swimming in a pond after midnight and were arrested for trespassing. The next morning, they were called to appear in court. The judge called in duck number one and said, "What where you doing in the pond after midnight?" "I was blowing bubbles." The judge then called in duck number two and asked him the same question. "Judge, I was blowing bubbles." He then called in duck number three and said, "So let me quess � you were blowing bubbles too?" "No, I'm Bubbles."

The Duck And The Devil
The Duck & the Devil There was a little boy visiting his grandparents on their farm. He was given a slingshot to play with out in the woods. He practiced in the woods; but he could never hit the target. Getting a little discouraged, he headed back for dinner. As he was walking back he saw Grandma's pet duck. Just out of impulse, he let the slingshot fly, hit the duck square in the head and killed it. He was shocked and grieved! In a panic, he hid the dead duck in the wood pile; only to see his sister watching! Sally had seen it all, but she said nothing. After lunch the next day Grandma said, "Sally, let's wash the dishes" But Sally said, "Grandma, Johnny told me he wanted to help in the kitchen." Then she whispered to him, "Remember the duck?" So Johnny did the dishes.. Later that day, Grandpa asked if the children wanted to go fishing and Grandma said, "I'm sorry but I need Sally to help make supper." Sally just smiled and said, "Well that's all right because

The Duck & The Devil
There was a little boy visiting his grandparents on their farm. He was given a slingshot to play with out in the woods. He practiced in the woods; but he could never hit the target. Getting a little discouraged, he headed back for dinner. As he was walking back he saw Grandma's pet duck. Just out of impulse, he let the slingshot fly, hit the duck square in the head and killed it. He was shocked and grieved! In a panic, he hid the dead duck in the wood pile; only to see his sister watching! Sally had seen it all, but she said nothing. After lunch the next day Grandma said, "Sally, let's wash the dishes". But Sally said, "Grandma, Johnny told me he wanted to help in the kitchen." Then she whispered to him, "Remember the duck?" . So Johnny did the dishes. Later that day, Grandpa asked if the children wanted to go fishing and Grandma said, "I'm sorry but I need Sally to help make supper." Sally just smiled and said, "Well that's all right because Johnny told me he wanted to hel

Duck And Run
"Duck And Run" To this world I’m unimportant Just because I have nothing to give So you call this your free country Tell me why it cost so much to live Tell me why This world can turn me down But I won’t turn away, oh no I won’t turn around All my work and endless measures Never seem to get me very far Walk a mile just to move an inch Now even though I’m trying so damn hard I’m trying so hard This world can turn me down but I Won’t turn away And I won’t duck and run, cause I’m not built that way When everything is gone there is Nothing there to fear This world cannot bring me down No cause I’m already here, oh no! I am already here, Down on my knees I am already here, on no, I am Already here I must have told you a thousand times, I am not running away I won’t duck and run I won’t duck and run I won’t duck and run No pass away This world can turn me down but I Won’t turn away And I won’t duck and run, cause I’m not built that way When everything

The Duck And The Devil ~ I'm In The 93%
There was a little boy visiting his grandparents on their farm. He was given a slingshot to play with out in the woods. He practiced in the woods; but he could never hit the target. Getting a little discouraged, he headed back for dinner. As he was walking back he saw Grandma's pet duck. Just out of impulse, he let the slingshot fly, hit the duck square in the head and killed it. He was shocked and grieved! In a panic, he hid the dead duck in the wood pile; only to see his sister watching! Sally had seen it all, but she said nothing. After lunch the next day Grandma said, "Sally, let's wash the dishes" But Sally said, "Grandma , Johnny told me he wanted to help in the kitchen." Then she whispered to him, "Remember the duck?" So Johnny did the dishes. Later that day, Grandpa asked if the children wanted to go fish ing and Grandma said, "I'm sorry but I need Sally to help make supper." Sally just smiled and said, "Well that's all right because Johnny told me he wanted to help" She

Duck's
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!" So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!" The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman. The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, b

The Duck & The Devil
The Duck & the Devil There was a little boy visiting his grandparents on their farm. He was given a slingshot to play with out in the woods. He practiced in the woods; but he could never hit the target. Getting a little discouraged, he headed back for dinner. As he was walking back he saw Grandma's pet duck. Just out of impulse, he let the slingshot fly, hit the duck square in the head and killed it. He was shocked and grieved! In a panic, he hid the dead duck in the wood pile; only to see his sister watching! Sally had seen it all, but she said nothing. After lunch the next day Grandma said, "Sally, let's wash the dishes" But Sally said, "Grandma, Johnny told me he wanted to help in the kitchen." Then she whispered to him, "Remember the duck?" So Johnny did the dishes. Later that day, Grandpa asked if the children wanted to go fishing and Grandma said, "I'm sorry but I need Sally to help make supper." Sally just smiled and said, "Well that's all right because Johnny told me

Ducks On A Fence
Dirty Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name. "Yeah teach?" he replies. "If there are three ducks on a fence and you shoot one of them with a shotgun, how many are left?" asks the teacher. Matt answers "Well, teach, if I shoot one of them with a shotgun, the loud noise is gonna make them all fly off." "No, Matt, there will be two left if you shoot one with a shotgun, but I like the way you're thinking." the teacher responds. "Well, teach, I've got a question for you... There are 3 women that come out of an ice-cream parlor, one is biting her ice-cream cone, one is licking it, and one is sucking on it. Which one is married?" The teacher, a little taken back by the question answers, "Well, uh, gee Matt, I guess the one that's sucking on the ice cream." Matt replies "No teach, the one that has the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking!"

A Duck Named Skippy
this morning was a rough morning i got up to find out i had to rewash all my clothes then i took michael to work and justin to school the teacher came out to talk to me about justin acting up in class so i was all up set so i went to my favorite park City Park and their is this duck that i love to feed their he comes up and eats right out of my hand but skippy dosent have a bottom beak i wish i could take him home the other duck pick on him but today skippy had a friend with him i think she found a boyfriend he is a mallard duck his has a dark blue head after i feeded all the ducks and played with skippy & her friend i watched the tow of them swim away togather their little web feet kicking away and wounder what do these duck have to worrie about each day then i watched the geese about 25 landed on the ice and started laughing because they slid on the ice then go in to the water one right after the other and relize everything is alright so think about the little things today and laugh

The Duck And The Devil
The Duck & the Devil There was a little boy visiting his grandparents on their farm. He was given a slingshot to play with, out in the woods. He practiced in the woods; but he could never hit the target. Getting a little discouraged, he headed back for dinner. As he was walking back he saw Grandma's pet duck. Just out of impulse, he let the slingshot fly, hit the duck square in the head and killed it. He was shocked and grieved! In a panic, he hid the dead duck in the wood pile; only to see his sister watching! Sally had seen it all, but she said nothing. After lunch the next day Grandma said, 'Sally, let's wash the dishes.' But Sally said, 'Grandma, Johnny told me he wanted to help in the kitchen.' Then she whispered to him, 'Remember the duck?' So, Johnny did the dishes. Later that day, Grandpa asked if the children wanted to go fishing and Grandma said, 'I'm sorry but I need Sally to help make supper.' Sally just smiled and said, 'Well that's all right becaus

Duck Hunting Accident
A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he decided to take a leak. He walked over to a tree and propped up his gun. Just then a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over and discharged, shooting him in the genitals. Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor who said, "I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin, and we were able to remove all of the buckshot. The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive damage done to your penis. So I'm going to refer you to my brother." "Well, I guess that isn't too bad," the man replied. "Is your brother a plastic surgeon?" "Not exactly." answered the doctor. "He's a flute player in the local symphony. He'll show you where to put your fingers so you don't pee in your eye."

Duck Me And Earn Up To 5000 Fubucks
I love to be DUCKED and DUCKED well! Want to be the first to DUCK me from your home town? WELL....... What are you waiting for? DUCK ME!!! Here's how it works: Send an Original 2" Rubber Duck* -Earn $5000 fubucks -Comment bombs on 10 photos -Up to Fifty 11's -Your very own "I DUCKED BinnieBluEyes" salute photo. Send a 2" Rubber Duck (not an original)* -Earn $2500 fubucks -Comment bombs on 5 photos -Up to twenty-five 11's -Your very own "I DUCKED BinnieBluEyes" salute photo. Ducks should be sent to: DUCK YOU c/o Lynn J PO Box 643 Selden, NY 11784 -Please remember to include your FUBAR ID and state/country so that I am able to thank you and give you the fubucks and points etc. _________________________________________________ ::::BONUS:::: -Be the 1st from your state/country to DUCK ME and earn an additional 5 comment bombs and up to twenty more 11's. -ARE YOU A STASH

Ducks In Heaven
Why you shouldn’t step on ducks******************************* Three guys, Bob, Larry and Bill get to heaven. Before they enter, St. Peter warns them as follows: “We have only one rule here. Whatever you don't ever, ever, step on a duck. Once one quacks, they all do, and they make a terrible racket”. They enter heaven and sure enough, ducks are everywhere. They are thick under foot and hard to avoid. Despite his best efforts, Bob soon steps on one which sets up a din of quacking. So an angel comes up to him and chains a large, hairy, ugly woman to him for eternity, and says: “You know the rule. I told you not to step on a duck. This is your punishment”. Larry and Bill tiptoe around far more carefully from then on. But soon, inevitably, Larry steps on a duck and sets offthe usual din. An annoyed angel quickly appears and chains a hideous crone to him for eternity and says: “Rules are rules. I told you not to step on a duck

Duckstock
I mentioned the word Duckstock at an event this weekend. I was trying my best to explain it. The issue is not many people understand BDSM. Most people are extremely closed minded, so BDSM is a subject that you try not to go into. However; in this case I mentioned some clue words (like being tied up and leather) He immediately knew what I talking about. But, in many cases I mention those "clue" words and just get looked at with a blank look. How do I explain BDSM to people?? I hate to say I should be ashamed of my lifestyle (I'm not) however; where do I draw the line of being proud of it?

A Duck Walks Into A Bar...
A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we have no bread." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we haven't got any bread!" Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any bread, and if you ask me again and I'll nail your dang beak to the bar you irritating dang duck!" Duck says: "Got any nails?" Barman says: "No" Duck says: "Got any bread?

Duck Hunter
A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he decided to take a leak. He walked over to a tree and propped up his gun. Just then a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over, and discharged shooting him in the genitals. Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed he was approached by his doctor. "Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be ok, the damage was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage, and we were able to remove all of the buck shot. The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive damage done to your penis. I'm going to have to refer you to my brother." "Oh, well I guess that isn't too bad," the man replied "is your brother a plastic surgeon?" "Not exactly." answered the doctor. He's a flute player in the >> local symphony. He's going to teach you where >>to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eye"

The Duck And The Condom
The Duck and the Condom Two ducks go on their honeymoon and stay in a hotel. As they are about to make love, the male duck says, ''Oh, we haven't got any condoms. I'll ring down to room service.'' He calls and asks for some condoms. The woman says, ''OK sir, would you like to put them on your bill?'' ''No,'' he says, ''I'll suffocate!''

Ducks Or Eagles
I was having a conversation with a good friend about the difference between survival tactics humans adapt to just survive in certain geographical locations and the issue of CHOICE in life. Low and behold another dear friend of mine sent the following in an email to me - completely oblivious to the previous conversation. I felt this was a sign to share what I already believe. Choice is the ONLY thing in life we truly have control of! DUCKS OR EAGLES: No one can make you serve customers well. That's because great service is a choice. Harvey Mackay, tells a wonderful story about a cab driver that proved this point. He was waiting in line for a ride at the airport. When a cab pulled up, the first thing Harvey noticed was that the taxi was polished to a bright shine. Smartly dressed in a white shirt, black tie, and freshly pressed black slacks, the cab driver jumped out and rounded the car to open the back passenger door for Harvey . He handed my friend a laminated ca

Ducksville Snow White Reln Steps
OVERLAPPING DUCKSVILLE IN SNOW WHITE 7 STEP RELATIONSHIPS ( C 2003 ) Josie Roberts OK consists of: 1. Love at 1st .... ( e.g. sight, touch, sound tone } 2. Sex casuallty stages 3. Feelings of crush 4. Just one word says almost all -- ... worthy. 5. High powered meaning etc. even during ... 6. Surprise exists still ? ULE ! OLE UIL ! consists of: 7. Just-in-case 8. Just-the-opposite/unconscious ? 9. Kidsville -- with swaps OK & deja-vu

Ducks To Swans
Kelly was one of the swans. You know them every school has them But Kelly was the queen, one of those Nymphets blessed from the beginning with the perfect body and perfect smile. The kind of girl who blossom magically from cute kid to curvaceous woman without the awkward puberty stage the majority of us suffer through. I wasn't so lucky, and Kelly let me know that every day for four years. She had it for me, putting me down when ever she could from the first day of school on through graduation. She wasn't just a bitch to me but to almost every girl at school who didn't make the cheer leading squad (or who didn't care to try out). The typical ugly duckling, I had no idea that someday I might actually join the ranks of the white feathered ones. Or that the very a condor, an egret, some beautiful creation that would make bird watchers (and girl watchers) stop and take notice. My legs grew before the rest of me developed, so I was extra tall for a freshman. I didn't get over being gangly

Duckies
At my school we have about 5 lakes so there's a bunch of ducks there (protected by the gov't btw) and i was walking back home, walking through the parking lot. i saw someone ran a duck over :( it was a mess. the head was gone and guts everywhere. it was a girl mullard duck. poor thing i saw her mate not too far (on the grass area) he looked sad poor ducky...:-( and i see how those stupid jerks drive around that parking lot. going 30mph when they should be going 10. ugh :-(

Ducks
i was so tickled with the afternoon yesterday -- since the whole i was sick thing most days i strive to see things that will be memories and leave that for the kids ...yesterday we were outside the day was sunny and warmer than it had been in a while ... the kids constance - becca- melody and macy were running and playing while matt of course was on the puter ... go figure ...but all of a sudden these mallards a girl and a boy flew down and began to walk around and quack - the kids went nuts so much so that i had to go get bread to feed them--we tried to get them to walk back over to the apartment but alas they werent buying it ... they did however come up to us very close and then we got to watch them wiggle their butts and quack more -- the girls were in a frenzy and of course becca wanted to pet them but they eventually flew away ... was the sweetest thing and i thought what a wonderful thing --we did the ducky song and talked bout them and i enjoyed that sooo much ... building mem

[duck!]
I know... we've been flirting with duck for a while. *scratches his beard* Well I've got a new kitchen knife and a new sauce, so let's go a little crazy. We will require-Duck breast... at least one. fresh CilantroDry Red pepper flake 1 1/2 tbs chili paste (or chinese chili sauce)3/4th tbs honey2 tbs tomato saucefreshly grated ginger2 minced garlic clovesflour to thicken Put some oil in a heavy frying pan- preferably without a finish, prefereably on high heat- and toss in your duck breast after scoring some crosshatches .In tact, whole. Wait til that son-bitch is cracklin and sputtering. Might want a heavier duty oil here and the duck will of course render out some of its own goodness toward this process. Minimal fiddling. I like my duck medium you might go for that burnt cinder effect, but I'd say flip once you've got something that looks like mexican caramel and finish to the same doneness on the other side. When that's done, lift it, and drain off most of the oil, probably le

Ducki: Reloaded
Comic font!? Awesome!!! It's my favorite font! Lol! Okay, that bit of random geeky/nerdy silliness aside, I guess it is time i posted something here, bein' that I rarely do. So for starters, if you haven't seen me around lately, it's because I've been having browser problems. I'm guessing my hotmail addy got phished, so I gotta change my password and all that other fun stuff...yay. Anywhoo, the time away gave me time to think...about myself, and exactly how honest I'm being with myself. Well in regards to the female of the species. And the answer is, 'no'. I've been running around here with my inhibitors on, time to hot the "off" switch on that. So from from this point on, if you're looking uber fucking sexy in your pics, I'll say it straight up, if you're looking like something I'd love to do, again, I'm gonna say it. I guess mainly for the fact that my politness has on more than one ocassion made women feel shy around me, when they're not with other people. Thus my own inhi

Duckpond
Everybody is leaving, from this town and from meThey've got the burning flame, they sure achieve their aimYou know that's tough for me to seeOh, how I wish I could do the same as them and goJust pack my bags and good-byeGet out fast or fade away real slow'Cause what you see is what you get right hereWhere a change is nowhere nearWhat you see is what you get from meIn this duckpond leave me bePretend my life is perfect, like the faces on TVYeah, that's the only way to face another dayTry to deny the miseryBut those are the way of looney's, and like a clownYeah, I do actNo matter where I could be or would like to goI'm stuck here, that's a factI'm too weak, I'm down on my kneesToo feeble for something newFeels like there's nothing I can doKeep on laughing 'bout meKeep on doing your ownBut someday I will be that oneBe that oneYeah someday I will be that one...

Ducki Sightings!
Hi, sorry I haven't been around much lately, been kinda busy. Still job hunting for something full time, keeping house, going to the gym, and doing artwork (two of my favorite was to fight off a huge case of the "Blah's") as you can guess I'm pretty much beat by day's end. I'll try to show up more often though. I miss the whole lot of you guys! But in the meantime, I've got yard work to do tomorrow so I gots to get me some sleep now. In the meantime feel free to stop by and give a li'l love! :)

Ducktales
Life is like a hurricaneHere in DuckburgRace cars, lasers, aeroplanesIt's a duck-blurMight solve a mysteryOr rewrite historyCHORUS:DuckTales (oooh ooooh)Every day they're out there makingDuckTales (oooh ooooh)Tales of daring do bad and goodLuckTales (oooh ooooh)When it seems they're heading for theFinal curtainCool deduction never failsThat's for certainThe worst of messesBecome successesCHORUSD-D-D-Danger! Watch behind youThere's a stranger out to find youWhat to do? Just grab on to some DuckTalesCHORUSD-D-D-Danger! Watch behind youThere's a stranger out to find youWhat to do? Just grab on to some ...CHORUS (Twice)Not pony tales or cotton tales, noDuckTales (ooh ooooh)

Ducks In Heaven
Three women die together in an accidentAnd go to heaven.When they get there, St. Peter says,'We only have one rule here in heaven:Don't step on the ducks!'So they enter heaven, and sure enough,There are ducks all over the place.It is almost impossible not to step on a duck,And although they try their best to avoid them,The first woman accidentally steps on one.Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.St. Peter chains them together and says,'Your punishment for stepping on a duck is toSpend eternity chained to this ugly man!'The next day,The second woman steps accidentally on a duckAnd along comes St. Peter ,Who doesn't miss a thing.With him is another extremely ugly man.He chains them togetherWith the same admonishment as for the first woman.The third woman has observed all this and,Not wanting to be chainedFor all eternity to an ugly man, is very,VERY careful where she steps.She manages to go monthsWithout stepping on any ducks,ButOne day St.Peter comes up to herWith th

The Duck Face
Taken from the Urban Dictionary DUCK FACE A sad and tragic epidemic hitting young girls all across myspace and facebookusually found on girls who think they are flirty boy1: dude look my gf posted another pic boy2: omg your girlfriend has duck face disease boy1:NNNNNOOOOO!

Duckin Hilarious
A German guy approaches a prostitute and says, "I vish to buy sex vit you." "OK" says the girl, "I'll charge £20 an hour." "Ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky." "No problem," she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky." So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller. "I vant you to tie ze springs to each of your limbs." The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs to her elbows and knees. "Now you vill get on your hans und knees." She duly does this, balancing on the springs. "You vill please blow zis vistle as I make love to you." She find this odd, but it's harmless, and after all the guy is paying well. The sex is fantastic. She is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller. The climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced and it is several minutes before she has recovered her breath to say: "That was totally a

Duct Tape ..... Lol
Duct tape Contrary to popular opinion, duct tape IS NOT good for fixing everything! Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong. "Well," replies Paul, "You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?" "Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh. "Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally worked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed." "That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?" "I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped "it" to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show". "Sensible" says Jeff. "So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, sexiest, dress you ever saw." "And what happened then?" "I kicked her in the face."

The Duct Tape Incident
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong. "Well," replies Paul, "You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?" "Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh. "Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally worked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed." "That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?" "I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped "it" to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show". "Sensible" says Jeff. "So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, sexiest, dress you ever saw." "And what happened then?" "I kicked her in the face."

Duct-tape
Duct Tape Don walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what`s wrong. "Well," replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?" "Yes," replies Don with a laugh. "Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed." "That`s great!" says Don, "When are you going out?" "I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I`d get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn`t show." "Sensible" says Don. "So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw." "And what happened then?" (Paul slumps back over the bar again.) "I kicked her in the face."

The Duct Tape Incident
The Duct Tape Incident Contrary to popular opinion, duct tape IS NOT good for fixing everything! ----------------------- Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong. "Well," replies Paul, "You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?" "Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh. "Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally worked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed." "That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?" "I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped "it" to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show". "Sensible" says Jeff. "So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, sexiest, dress you ever saw." "And what happened then?" "I kicked her in the face."

"duct Tape"
Subject: Duct Tape Don walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what`s wrong. "Well," replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?" "Yes," replies Don with a laugh. "Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed." "That`s great!" says Don, "When are you going out?" "I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I`d get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn`t show." "Sensible" says Don. "So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw." "And what happened then?" (Paul slumps back over the bar again.) "I kicked her in the face."

The Duct Tape Incident
Contrary to popular opinion, duct tape IS NOT good for fixing everything! ----------------------- Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong. "Well," replies Paul, "You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?" "Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh. "Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally worked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed." "That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?" "I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped "it" to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show". "Sensible" says Jeff. "So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, sexiest, dress you ever saw." "And what happened then?" "I kicked her in the face."

Duct Tape
It was scary at the moment, but as soon as employees at a Kentucky liquor store caught a man who had just robbed the store, all they could do was laugh. A guy came into Shamrock Liquors with his face and head wrapped in duct tape, told a clerk he had a gun and ran out with a few rolls of coins. Bill Steele, the store manager pulled out a two by four covered in his own duct tape. The robber ran to the parking lot but was tackled by Craig Miller. Miller was working in the cooler when he heard the commotion and jumped in to help. Miller says everyone who works at the store cracked up when they got a close up of the disguise. "The only thing exposed were his eyes and mouth...he looked like Beavis' alter ego on Beavis and Butthead". 24-year old Kasey Kazee was charged with robbery but told a West Virginia TV (WSAZ) station he's not the "Duct Tape Bandit". EMT's had to help get the tape off his face, but because of nerves and the heat, he was sweaty enough that it didn't stick.

Duct Taped Depression
Duck Taped Depression by masochisticpuppy © His large hand traced her cheek, wiping away her swollen tears with his thumb. Her hair was disheveled, a long brown fury of tangled strands. Nakedness felt good against his clothes, the way it scratched against her nipples when they wrestled or how it pressed against her sore bottom when she sat on his lap to talk. Yet, earlier today, through all of her happiness all she wanted this morning when she crawled out of bed was to take a razor against her arm. She found him in the kitchen contemplating a cup of coffee, trying to remember how much sugar she liked in it. "Hey baby." he whispered in her ear softly as he ran his hands along her curves. "Sir?" her voice trembled while her eyes stared at the floor. He looked down at her softly then picked up her chin with his hand. His lips kissed hers passionately. He had missed her all morning. He then kissed her nose, something that usually made her giggle and yelp yet today she simply

Duct Tape
A diamond in the rough... what's that? Is it a shame to waste? It's nothing but a pebble. I'm just a parking ticket that's never been validated. You say I'm cute, I'm smart, I'm funny, I'm sweet. Yeah, but would you love me? I've fallen with no one to catch me. I'm broken in more ways than I can count. My heart's held together with duct tape. I've always gone it alone and I'm not afraid to, But... I just... don't... want... to. I'm becoming invisible, fading away. Internet crushes can't take the place of someone willing to touch you. I don't seem to be capable of giving up. Love's something I won't live without, Because life hurts too bloody much.

Duct Tape And Delays
My flight was canceled today. So I'll get to go through this whole silly routine tomorrow. Wake up early, drive an hour and a half to the airport, and hopefully board a flight. There is only one gate at this airport, and there are only four flights scheduled per day. On average, I'd guess that only about half of them actually leave as scheduled. After I board my flight, we'll see if it takes off. Last year, my plane sat on the runway for about four hours, with us on it. The problem? A piece of duct tape had fallen off the wing, and it needed to be replaced. Of course, it was too cold outside for the duct tape to stick to the wing, so the mechanics had to bring over heaters to warm up the wing and get the duct tape to stick. I was seated just above the wing, so I watched this inelegant production. My dad was sitting inside the tiny airport, chatting with the pilot about the plane's issues. My dad would call me with updates, and I would pass them along to the other

Duct Tape
10 Most Bizarre Uses For Duct Tape This NES Controller Duct Tape Wallet, as well as the other versions, is available for $10 from Etsy. "Where there's a roll, there's a way" is the motto of the Duct Tape Server, which was built entirely out of duck tapes by Team Boom Tape at MillionManLan 6, during the annual Duct Tape Wars competition. Everyone needs a pair of duct tape shoes. It's not impossible to steal, but at least it would need a lot of work! This is a prom dress made entirely out of duct tape. I mean everything, from the shoes to the hat! Duck brand "Duct Tape" holds a scholarship contest every year to see who can make the best prom outfit outta duct tape-- the winners get $3,000 for college. If you haven't been paying your car insurance, this may be a good solution if you have a car crash. This couch was falling apart and a group of friends decided to repair the mess with duct tape. To their surprise

Dude!
1. I should be asleep. Its 4 am. 2. I went to bed but i couldnt fall asleep. 3. I forgot what this list was made for. 4. I need to slap someone in the face. 5. If one more person asks me is my name really alicia-renee im going to kick them in the eyeball. 6. Im done ranting now. 7. Someene entertain me.

Dude! What The Fuck?!
I am so fucking pissed off, there just aren't words for it. I'm sick of people manipulating and being fucking deceitful! I'm sick of this bitch talking shit about me behind my back. I'm sick of her always needing to be in fucking control of fucking everything and then throwing a fucking fit when she doesn't get her fucking way. *throws her chair* I am soooooooo fucking pissed off!!!!!!!!!

Dude.
I JUST went to sleep a little while ago. So this morning my major mal function is i dont want to be awake. No really i don't. I need to get my cell phone fixed. But that can wait till tonight. Im not even caring right now. My ipods charging, so i atleast have that to occupy me. So yeah im tired. Extremely tired. So i wont be on much today, so dont spazz at me when i dont respond, puh please. I cant take much more shit. Ladies love country boys < 3 Best trace adkins song ever. Download it. Or better yet. If youre on my yahoo or msn ill send you it. Kthnx < 3 Dear body, wake the fuck up. Kay

Dude, I Get To Live!!!
Could you last in a scary movie?? You make it to the end thanks to your friendYou listen to what your friend tells you to do, you can never make a decission for yourself. You would be dead but your friend saved your life.

Dude!!!! Campaine Time Again Blaaaaaa
omfg i am so high lol my mind is rambling but my mouth cant keep with it so im typing hahaha.. i just had some blueberry cronic and it is sooooooooooooooooooooooooo good .. so any way i am in maine haha that should exsplaine for the above statements lol , any way in maine they are having their elctoralical voteing hahah this in its self is a joke, they are like having this old schooly chick running and get this there is a good time for a laugh, theres a guy running for govaner or was it senit oh fuck i dont remebr any way he is running ok rember the word "running" ok his name is woodcock lol hahah poor guy growing up fucking had to off gotten shot down or awesomely popular to that of a woodcock... out quater back of high school mr. woodcock hahahahahaha omg im gonna piss my self .. did i say that out load no waite im not realy talkinging my mind is ahhh any way lol so rember that speaical name i had... lets put it alllll together now.... running - woodcock-- a running

Dude...i'm Roadkill.....there Goes My Self Esteem
Well, this is my first blog and I just found out that I am roadkill(which is just wrong on so many levels...who came up with that classification?) ....I have decided that I will not let this get me down because even though I may be roadkill...I am still afrolicious and I rock..so there cherrytap...ha

Dude....ew.
okay so i'm dressed up cause it's thursday and everyone is making me blush with the nice stuff they're saying. but some jackass i don't like who's married keeps making comments is gonna get my four inch heels up his ass. *shudders*

Dude...
so i'm sorta sick...like...my throat is all messed up. so my voice is pretty much gone... but it's kinda great...because i can do the most perfect impressions of patty and selma from the simpsons!! basically, i sound like a smoker.

Dude.
why the fuck is it taking me so goddamn long to level!? all the other girls who were in the same point range as i are far beyond me now. does my page smell like butts an wieners or something? or maybe its my disclaimer that most men dont read anyway [dickshines]. well im not taking it down damnit! it was funny when i wrote it and its funny now! "damn the man! save the empire!"

Dude Didn't Have Leg To Stand On
Cops: Leg May Be Linked To Tattooed Torso Body Part Washes Up On Knicks, Rangers Owner's Property (CBS) COVE NECK, N.Y. On a day the tide turned the waters of Oyster Bay Harbor gave up some grisly secrets. First, a fisherman found part of a leg among the rocks on Tuesday night. Across the water in the exclusive neighborhood of Cove Neck another body part was sent ashore. A leg stuffed in a garbage bag found by a landscaper who was working the beachfront property belonging to James Dolan, the CEO of Cablevision Systems Corp. and the chairman of Madison Square Garden, owner of the New York Knicks and New York Rangers. "It was 6 inches below the knee," Lloyd Harbor Police Lt. Dennis Dooley said. "It was a right foot we believe and it had some flesh and bone attached to it." The small, exclusive village where the leg appeared is also home to the former so-called summer White House of President Teddy Roosevelt. Chopper 2 HD was above the scene when police scoured the grounds a

Dude!
(Originally Posted on April 20, 2006)I was looking at that LJ picture page again and saw a lot of marijuana pictures on it. I finally realized it is 4/20, a big pot "holy day." There's many reasons why 420 is linked to pot, but I'm not sure which one is true.Anyway, here's another pic in the spirit of today... And a picture in the spirit of tomorrow...tag: marijuana, drugs, pot, herb, 420 Scary pic - NOT!tag: atheist, atheism, humor, funny

Dudes....... Comments And Cards Much Appreciated
just a short note to let you know that your comments and cards are much appreciated Since it has been rather busy.... please treat this only as a temporary posting to acknowledge your greetings ... Shall respond indvidually later on.... Until then.....rock on.... xx F

Dude Thought He Was The Jackal!
Another crook with a high I.Q. 'Cool' bank robber changes his shirt, kicks back with a beer, deputies say Willoughby Mariano Sentinel Staff Writer May 15 2007 Like any working man, James Taylor wanted a cold beer after work. The problem was, work was robbing a Bank of America branch in east Orange County, deputies said. And Taylor, 40, sipped his beer right after the heist at a pizza joint across the parking lot. About 7:10 p.m. Monday, a customer noticed an upset teller at the bank inside a Publix store on South Chickasaw Trail, just north of Curry Ford Road. "Hey, are you OK?" the unidentified man asked. "I've just been robbed," she replied, according to Orange County Sheriff's Cmdr. Jeff Stonebreaker. Just then, the man she said robbed her was walking out the door. The customer followed and dialed 911 on his cell phone. As he spoke to a dispatcher, the customer watched Taylor take off his hat and shirt and climb into a van. The customer watched the van

Dude Shouldn't Have Cancelled His Tanning Salon Membership
Bride turns down "dark" groom Sun May 20, 8:07 AM ET Turned down for marriage due to his dark complexion, an Indian man staged a hunger strike outside his would be bride's house for two days before she finally relented, an official said Saturday. Saral Prasad, the 23-year-old groom in eastern Bihar state, said he would not budge from the girl's village home after she refused to marry him earlier this week in an arranged marriage because he was too dark. Rajani, 19, changed her mind after two days and the couple got married, Arun Kumar Mishra, a village council official said. "We were all taken by surprise but Rajani was finally moved by the gesture of the young man and married him," Mishra said. Most Indian women, especially those in rural areas, often have no choice in matters of marriage, and are coerced into it by relatives and parents.

Dude-ity
How come all porn is about chicks? I go to the naughty store to get some straight porn and all I find are girl on girl or guy on guy. FOR FUCKS SAKE PEOPLE! All I want is some straight guy on girl action, and the camera not focused on her tits all the damn time!!!!! I should become a porn director - then at least I'd know that there is some QUALITY porn out there. What a waste of fucking time.

Dude, Change Your F*cking Name!!
Hell of a name gets boy banned from Australian school A boy called Hell has been barred from enrolling in a Catholic school in Australia because his surname jarred with its religious teachings, the child's father said Monday. The youngster's dad, 45-year-old Alex Hell, has expressed outrage after the primary school in the southern city of Melbourne allegedly refused to admit his son, Max. "We are victims of our name," said Hell, whose name is of Austrian origin. "We're quite devastated by the whole thing," the Catholic father of three told the Australian Associated Press. "It's 2007, not 1407 -- it's not the Dark Ages." Hell said that at one point he offered to change his son's name to his wife's maiden name of Wembridge, a suggestion that he said was welcomed by the principal of St Peter the Apostle primary school, Michael McGrath. But he changed his mind, and was then told that Max would not be able to attend the school, Hell said. School officials later had a change of hear

Dude, Per The Gossip Mill, I'm A Whore!
I'd sigh, but I'm too tired to do so. Being that I'm so tired, you may be wondering why I'm online blogging when I could be sleeping. Well, I'm wondering that, too. It's probably due to the fact that I got a little carried away with cleaning and whatnot when I came home this morning. My neighbor's trash just loves, loves, loves my yard. I'm a heartless wench because I just won't let their trash have its wicked way with my yard. I bag it up every Tuesday and Friday. My neighbors are completely in favor of the relationship, I suppose, as they refuse to pick up their trash. After I did that, I decided to clean out my refridgerator. Then I decided to do some laundry. Now, it's that laundry that I'm waiting on. Ugh. Baggage. Anyway, in my last blog, I mentioned that Bryan called. My, how news travels. I get to work last night and I discover that Bryan and I are lovers. Man, did I get an earful? Yes, and then some. It doesn't make sense that someone is so concerned wi

Dude, Where's The Talent?
THE TOP 12 BOYS OF THE IDOL 61) Rudy Cardenas ('Free Ride,' by the Edgar Winter Group) - Rudy's performance reminded me of that recurring nightmare I've been having lately, where I go to a friend's wedding and am forced to be a backup singer to the world's worst wedding band. Now I know who to picture as the band's lead singer. And his name is Rudy Cardenas.2) Brandon Rogers ('Rock With You,' by Michael Jackson) - Have you ever gone on a date with someone who you've thought was totally cute and had potential of being boyfriend material, but then you kiss them at the end of the night...and you feel nothing?Yeah, that's how I felt about Brandon's performance.He's pretty...but there's no love connection here.Not anymore.3) Jason 'Sundance' Head ('Nights in White Satin,' by the Moody Blues) - Ugh.Just ugh.4) Paul 'Barefoot' Kim ('Careless Whisper,' by George Michael) - Brutal.Just brutal.Seriously dude, where are the talented people?5) Chris Richardson ('I Don't Want To Be,' by Gavin De

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Dudes, Required Viewing...informative...trust Me!
A friend of mine on FUBAR posted an awesome blog and I would like all my friends to rate it and take a look at it. Thank you Jackie Here's the original bulletin he posted: Im gonna keep posting ths till the women here actually feel comfortable enough to talk to people wothout having to worry about whats gonna be said or until they stop receiving unwelcome pics just because you wanna show off your little friend...so any questions after you view this..just die cause you're truly stupid...later http://fubar.com/blog/88834/376004 Ladies please repost im fighting for you here ok?...ty Irishtoad_UnBroken_saNGuiNE_PriNCe@ fubar

Dude, Where's The Talent?
THE TOP 8 BOYS OF THE IDOL 61) Blake Lewis ('All Mixed Up,' by 311 -- Loves Improv Comedy, Halloween, and 311.) - The first guy I ever dated LOVED 311. A lot. I tolerated it, but I won't tolerate it any more.Who goes on the Idol and sings 311? Honestly!What's Blake going to sing next? Crazytown? Everlast? How about some Deep Blue Something? Now that would be a headache to my ears.2) Sanjaya Malakar ('Waiting On the World to Change,' by John Mayer -- Knows how to hula.) - Painful. And wimpy.3) Sundance Head ('Jeremy,' by Pearl Jam -- Wears a "fat suit.") - Do I have to watch the rest of this show?I don't know if I can take another Sundance performance. Or another Sanjaya performance. Or another Phil Stacey performance. Or pretty much anyone's performance. Except for Melinda and LaKisha. They are the diamonds in the roughness that is the Idol 6.4) Chris Richardson ('Tonight I Want to Cry,' by Keith Urban -- Lost a lot of weight before the Idol.) - At least he's pretty.5) Ja

Dude, Ur Place Smells Like Shit
Odor leads Florida agents to illegal dung depot Wed Aug 1, 3:39 PM ET A Florida man stockpiled 20,000 cubic yards (15,290 cubic meters) of horse manure on his property and was charged with running an illegal composting operation, environmental regulators said on Wednesday. Neighbors complained about the odor wafting from Walter Duque's property in the rural community of Loxahatchee, where several acres were covered with manure piles up to 15 feet (4.5 meters) high, the state Department of Environmental Protection said. Investigators suspect Duque had been accepting dump truck loads of horse manure from nearby equestrian communities in Palm Beach County, agency spokesman Stephen Webster said. They issued three misdemeanor citations for violations punishable by up to 18 months in jail and $30,000 (20,000 pounds) in fines. Florida requires special permits for composting and storing horse manure and regularly inspects the operations to ensure ground water is not polluted, Webster sa

Dude Can Cook!!
Ok...I love to cook...I really do. And I am good at it. I never knew how good I was until a week ago Sunday. My SCA friends and I had this idea for one of their b-days. We were going to do a competition like Iron Chef, only we would use things used at a campsite. No electric to be used whatsoever. So we got the contestants: Myself and my good friend Roger (check out Alaxander MacBlakrose on my friends list) and the secret ingredient was: APPLES!! They gave us that a week before so we could prepare. The day of the competition came and the rules were simple: had to make at least 3 dishes and you were judged on usage, presentation and flavour. I had come with 6 dishes in mind, but only ended up making 4. They started the competition and I was off. I made a dried apple compote, which consisted of dried apple rings, other dried fruit, sauteed in orange juice with lemon slices and cinnamon sticks. Once that was done and removed, I made the next dish, which was a bottle of my very

Dude
No you self important tempramental dick. I didnt have to tell you that your girlfriend was sucking face with some dude at the bar. If you didnt treat her worse than you treat your dog she wouldnt be out sucking other guys off. Now what?!

Dude Looks Like A Lady...or Vice Versa
Let me state this for the record: I AM A FEMALE. I have been since the day I was born. All of the parts of the female anatomy I currently possess have belonged to me since 1971. So why, why, WHY do people insist on referring to me as "he"? Or "sir"? And not just once but 2 to 3 times this week???? Yes, I am big. I am fairly tall for a woman (5'9")as well as being, shall we say, a hefty gal. And yes, my hair is short...not Demi Moore-in-G I Jane-short, or Susan Powter "Stop the Insanity" short, but just short. I'm at the deli counter on Sunday, and the person behind the counter asked who was next (which was me). Without really looking, the guy next to me points towards me and replies "I think he is". WTF?????? "HE"???? I'm sorry, I didn't have testicles when I walked in the door, do you know something I don't know? I will admit, since I wasn't working I had on an old Harley Davidson t-shirt and a pair of denim shorts, but c'mon....these aren't floppy man-titties swinging

:( Dude Tonight Sucked
So everything was going well at the store tonight.. things were running on time.. we were gonna get outta there earlier. We got robbed tonight.. Amma and I had a gun to our heads.. It sucked so bad.. but they caught the guy so.

Dude Never Reached Puberty I Guess
Phone ban for squeaky customer A man with a squeaky voice has been barred from phone banking - because staff keep thinking he's a woman. Graham O'Brien, 29, who admits he has a high-pitched voice, had his request to the Halifax blocked five times. Graham, a lecturer in business management and law, said: "It has been unbelievable. I feel I have been humiliated." He said that when he was away from his home in Collyhurst, Greater Manchester, he rang the Halifax to check that his salary had been paid in. He was told an on-screen message on the bank's system had marked him down as a 'suspect' customer who was possibly a woman. Three days later he visited a branch and his tele-banking facility was reinstated. But after being able to use the service for three or four days, the same thing happened again. Every time Graham called the bank, staff refused to accept that he was who he said he was. He said: "I answered all the security questions every time I phoned and they

Dudes!
Ok,so check this!....I mean rates are rates,ok??....But man dudes checkin dudes shit out,dudes just don't do that,yanno??....Correct me if I'm wrong here on this subject......I know I have long pretty blonde hair,but damn!...Anyhow feel free to comment on this....I'm pretty open minded.......I take very little if any offense...Anyway,guess I'll check ya laterz!...Ciao man!

Dude Wheres My Car
Ok so the most fucked up thing happened to me this morning. I got a call the other day but i missed it from an 800 # and the dude told me to call him. First thought bill collector though it was odd because how did they get my cell phone number, but i digress said bill collector calls me this morning and informs me that im the owner of a 03 Chevy Impala and im behind 6 months on my payments. The car will be repo'd and i will be sued if i dont turn the car over............Now if you dont know me that well you would say something to the extent of pay your car payment........those of you who know me well would say as i did WHAT FUCKING CAR?!?!? As i proceeded to tell this dense numbnut i do not own a vehicle hell i dont have a fucking license to drive a vehicle and i have never lived in Colorado. He said i could face criminal charges for giving a false address....once again ive never been in Colorado let alone lived there for the past 4 years to have purchased a vehicle. Though it sucks th

Dude..wheres My Truck!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/mexico_usa_theft_dc Handcuffed kids steal U.S. border agent car MONTERREY, Mexico (Reuters) - Three Mexican minors detained in California on suspicion of smuggling drugs stole a U.S. Border Patrol car while still wearing handcuffs and drove it back across the border to Mexico. Police in the Mexican border city of Mexicali said on Tuesday the three boys had been driving a pick-up truck on a remote Californian highway when a Border Patrol agent stopped them. Suspicious they were carrying marijuana, he handcuffed them and put them in his patrol car while he searched their truck. "As the agent was doing his search, he left the vehicle running and the keys in the ignition, so one of the lads, still wearing handcuffs, grabbed the steering wheel and they headed back to Mexico," a police spokesman said. The Border Patrol, which plays cat and mouse around the clock with illegal Mexican migrants and drug traffickers, confirmed the vehicle was stolen

~ Dude, Where's My Car ~ Full
Dude, Where's My Car? (2000) Jesse (Ashton Kutcher) and Chester (Seann William Scott) are two potheads who got so wasted the night before, they don't remember a thing! All they know is Jesse's car is gone and they encounter a transsexual stripper who wants his/her suitcase of stolen money, a group of alien-seeking nerds and an angry street gang. And their girlfriends Wilma & Wanda (Marla Sokoloff & Jennifer Garner) are super-pissed that they trashed their house. And they must find a "continum transfuctioner", a mystical device that could either save or destroy the world. And a group of jumpsuit-wearing, sexy-as-hell, aliens posing as humans want it.. part 1 27 min 43 sec Online Videos by Veoh.com part 2 27 min 42 sec Online Videos by Veoh.com part 3 27 min 43 sec Online Videos by Veoh.com

Dude... Why Do Peopel Gotta Steal My Shit
im a jerk... ok everone knows this... so... i let someone stay in my house... fine... but then here comeones someone else... SHE WOULDNT FUCKING LEAVE. Finally i tolf her politly to GTFO and she did... totally peaced.. no gratitude..nothing.. finally i see her.. confront her LIKE AN ADULT... and she plays stupid. As most that are close to me koe i am moving. I start to go pack some shit thats int he bath room. jewlery is in the bathroom in boxes... noone ever touched. of 2 peices that mean the world to me.. one is gone. it was white gold diamond and tanzinite ring that was given to me when my daughter was born. what...the wench couldnt steal oneof the 4 computer in the house, the 12004 TV MY FUNITURE... BED ANYTHING ELSE??? NO SHE STOLE SOMETHING THAT WAS PART OF MY HEART. i cant wear it. i had surgery on my arm and my hand is all swolen so its been in a box for 2 yrs. IM pissed. i will get the bitch.

Dude Thats Gay
I will be the first person to admit I love the human body. Male of female it doesn't matter to me what sex you are. The one thing that I notice is a lot of guys are uncomfortable saying that another man is good looking with out thinking that they are gay for saying it or thinking it. I rated sombody on here a 10 and I got an email stating "dude I dont want to fuck you so please dont rate me". We have been brought up to believe that if your a male you can not give a complament with out being in some way shape or form sterotyped. It's not uncommon for me to rate somebody a 10 if they have a nice pic or if I like their profile. If I see a NSFW I most likely will rate it a 10 regardless of who or what the pic is. What makes you gay is not simply rating someone. If you fall or are if you flat out like the same sex, then and only then are you considered gay. I am comfortabble with whom I am. People can say what ever the fuck they want too about me or this blog. I really dont care if a g

Dudes!, Don't Let This Happen To You!!
OK, heres the funny for the Week!!!.Enjoy! Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Dude It Was Awesome
I started drinking miller high life the night before, hung out with tim and sam, then drank some icehouse, went to bed, woke up, smoked some pot, my ghetto neighbors got kicked out of their apartment, my country singer neighbor gave me his old couch so now i have two couches, went to my mom's house and she took me to the olive garden which was fucking amazing, i ate the fuck out of everything at the olive garden and ordered a $9.25 glass of wine, went and hung out at the o-house with liz, drank a budweiser, 3 bud lights, and a shot of the 3 wise men, left and picked up sam, drank one of those big bottles of smirnoff ice, liz came over, and then i fell asleep with liz in my bed. Didn't get laid on my birthday like I've been so superstitious about, but i still slept next to a woman. All in all it was an amazing day.

Dude, He's The Stallion
The Stallion Pt. 3 (3:30) mach 10 at sudden speed flying into the wind now i'm flowing at my feet something of likeness to you now i spotted you in the sun i called your name from a distance i knew you were the one i called again i do declare i can float in the air and with some love from above don't caress the weasel and don't fall too soon don't seek the blood from the panther don't take a trip to you soon i'm the one helding the time back from the sun as i scope the lobe i am the one who controls the sun and i know that things will pass as time elapses time elapsing through the sound of you; and the things we could do just think of the master trying to fool the blastman check the cards at the table scream softly you are able to see the sign of thine self as throughout the ages of time things u thought weren't going to climb the mountain see the sun touch the waves of the earth feel the grass softly and don't think for the one you know i am - screa

Dude, The Cops Will Never Smell It !!!
Dude, the cops will never smell it Mon Jan 7, 5:11 PM ET Lakehurst police didn't have to go far to make a marijuana arrest. An officer heading home early Saturday smelled pot burning in the police station parking lot. Authorities said Sergeant Ronald Heinzman asked some other officers to take a whiff. Police said they heard a conversation centered on the irony of smoking pot next to the station from a home separated from the parking lot by a chain-link fence. Police knocked on the door and arrested Benjamin Gordon, 18, of Farmville, Va. ___ Information from: Asbury Park Press, http://www.app.com

Dude, Where's My House?
Hmmm. Didn't I Have a House Here? Jan 24, 10:51 PM (ET) MOSCOW (AP) - Returning home after an absence can mean unpleasant surprises - a leaky roof, a pet's mess, even a break-in. But a Russian woman got a nastier surprise when she returned from her country house: her home was gone, torn down mistakenly by construction workers clearing a site, according to a report Thursday on NTV television. "There was nothing left, not even a log," Lyudmila Martemyanova said, bundled against the cold and standing on a snow-covered lot in the center of the Volga River city of Nizhny Novgorod. A local prosecutor, Nikolai Govorkov, said a construction company tore down the wrong building - Martemyanova's, instead of one nearby that was marked for demolition. Many Russians have faced what they say are unfair and inadequately compensated evictions from older housing being torn down amid the country's oil-revenue-fueled construction boom. Martemyanova's case is extreme, however, and s

Dude!!!!!!!!!
i just bought a new freaking car....ok well i am making payments on a new freaking car, but its mine all mine.....and it has cup holders and everything....and before you go pfffftttttt what car doesn't have cup holders.....my last car did not have cup holders......its older than dirt.....anyways i have a brand new 2008 car....so i feel all grown up....now that's a cool feeling.......oh yeah its a toyota.....and it gets 36 mpg......be jealous be very very jealous!!!!! xoxoxoxoxxoox oh i forgots.....it only had 13 miles on it.....how freaking cool is that?????

Dudes
Well i am going to vent one more time tonight..Some guys out there in the land of fubar nation and hell just in the world in general are just massive pricks. In turn there are some really great guys who because of all the assclowns out there make it 10 times harder for us to strike up a conversation and in turn try to meet some really cool people..cause god knows every dude is thinking about sex. Do i think about it yes, but do i let it run my life and influence my decision making..Very rarely. It's at this point to where i dont care if im being old fashioned but i was raised to respect women and who they are.. From now on i am just going to keep being me and be the sweet respectful guy i am..

Dude That Test Soo Blew
Okies, so I tried to stay up and study last night for my test that was today. Just got done taking it. It sooo blew. I know I failed it, I think everyone in the class did. It was sooo much harder than the other tests that we have taken.. overall yeah we all feel it blew..if its tooo bad than I can only retake it for atleast a 75% and thats just passing... I dont need to fail this course.. I am diddling around on the comp right now waiting for her to post the grades... lol

Dude Thats Just Weird
->bigstick: thats got to be the strangest thing anyone has asked me bigstick: will you help me make a pic of us together? ->bigstick: what would that be? bigstick: hi, nice pic! you look just like my friend's sister. will you do me a favor? this is why you set your page to friends only... no telling what fact stuff is floating around...sigh

Dude, Here Is My Cell Number, Call Me When You Are Ready To Be Robbed...
Good morning and hello there and how ya doing? My gosh I have to say it and say it right away… Conspiracy! Oh on IDOL I am sorry I am just so mad…it shows you the judging panel has the last say in this all…and all the American public that votes is doing is sweetening the Phone Industry’s text habit! There is no way on earth Chimp Easy (Ckikezie) should go home, those who watched it know he sang that song great sounded dead on to Luther VanDross but, like they say it’s Votes that count and he did not have the judging panels votes… Honestly don’t kid yourself if they do not mill around in the so called war-room and decide who leaves and who stays… come on it’s marketing and who Simon can market best…This show was not supposed to be about “Cute-&-Cuddly” Oh well I bitched enough… I just have no idea how a few of them sleep at night knowing darn well they could not even sing their way out of a telephone booth….Oh and while I am on the telephone subject… did anyone see this yet another in

Dudes Not Chicks
So, after all the hoopla about my last encounter with a no-kidding feral wench of a stalker, I have found another one...but he is a dude(?). I say that b/c the same moron has attempted to contact me via three different female accounts...and each one had him as the ONLY family member. None of them had any Salute photos and all the photos looked as though they were pulled off the internet. After blocking his various tries, I get a lenthy shoutbox message telling me how immature I am and a lot of things aimed at hurting my feelings. SURPRISE! I don't care much for mind games and they don't really work on me. And right after he left the message, he deleted the account. I dunno...seems like an awful lot of trouble for someone to go through to try and cyber with another guy. So I reported this loser and blocked him from every angle I can think of, but as we can see, it probably hasn't stopped him from try to do this to others. So my last suggestion is to hold off on trusting anyone

Dude Seriously...
I'm sooooo sick of people and their freakin childish games on here, C'mon now people! Learn how to grow up and act your damn age seriously now! I just don't even know what to do anymore... Meh' whatever, I guess it just proves I'm more mature then they will ever be! Anywho...I'm outta here, Just had to get that out lol. Peace, Winnise♥

Dude Loses His Manhood And Sues Dr.
Surgeon who incidentally cut his patient’s penis off ordered to pay 500,000 euros 04.07.2008 Source: AP © URL: http://english.pravda.ru/society/105692-penis-0 A court has ordered a Romanian surgeon to pay EUR 500,000 (US$795,000) in compensation to a patient whose penis he accidentally severed during an operation. In July 2004, Dr. Naum Ciomu made a surgical error while operating on the man's testicles, severing the penis instead of making an incision to the testicle. The Bucharest Magistrates Court ruled Friday that Ciomu had been "superficial" in his approach to the operation, ordered the fine and handed Ciomu a one-year suspended prison sentence. The ruling can be appealed. A piece of muscle from the man's arm has now been attached to where his penis was, but its function is aesthetic. "You don't have to be an expert to realize that the 33-year-old victim does not have a good state of mind," said Mihai Olariu, the victim's lawyer. Pravda.ru previously re

Dude Freed From Chastity Belt By Firemen
"Firefighters had to cut a man out of a titanium chastity belt intended for sex games last week. Crews from Kingston fire station were called to the red-faced man's home in Ham at about 11pm on June 27 after he had spent all day trying to free himself from the device. It took about 45 minutes for firefighters to release the man, believed to be in his 40s, from the structure. By this time he had slipped in and out of consciousness due to the pressure of the chastity belt on his genitals." Quotation from: www.epsomguardian.co.uk Never ride a motorcycle without a helmet; never tug on Superman's cape, and never put on a titanium chastity belt without making sure you have the key. The dude was hoping his girlfriend had the key, but she claimed not to have it. There's always the possibility that she wasn't in the mood for romance, and instead of using the excuse of having a headache, she lied and said she didn't have the key. The hapless fellow spent a whole day trying to e

Dude...so Need 2 Get Fuckered Up On Fubar
Well since I can't drink in reality, i figured I would giv this a shot...or ask 4 one @ least...been sober 5 yrs..but play on this go figure...LOL...its fun though just never got shit faced...or even a buzz :( its okay though just need a little assistance...Tkxs all Jamie

Dude Was Dying To Wear His Yankees Hat. .
Corpse kept upright for 3-day wake in Puerto Rico Tue Aug 19, 8:48 PM ET SAN JUAN, Puerto Rico - A Puerto Rican man has been granted his wish to remain standing — even in death. A funeral home used a special embalming treatment to keep the corpse of 24-year-old Angel Pantoja Medina standing upright for his three-day wake. Dressed in a Yankees baseball cap and sunglasses, Pantoja was mourned by relatives while propped upright in his mother's living room. His brother Carlos told the El Nuevo Dia newspaper the victim had long said he wanted to be upright for his own wake: "He wanted to be happy, standing." The owner of the Marin Funeral Home, Damaris Marin, told The Associated Press the mother asked him to fulfill her dead son's last wish. Pantoja was found dead Friday underneath a bridge in San Juan and buried Monday. Police are investigating.

Dude, Wth?!
why am i seeing all these bulletins about make so-and-so next oracle! he/she gives and gives and gives and ad nauseam, blah blah blah! oh yeah? you give and give and give per infinitum? so after i rate your 5000 pics, the first 100 with real 11s all you do is come back and rate me a 10. i get it. some people think the points are enough. but dammit if i'm gonna spend 3 hours rating all your stupid pics you could at least rate my stash or, hey! how about you return the favor and rate my pics as well. or a one credit bling?! it doesn't take much to satisfy me. you know i used to really like the auto 11s, now i fucking hate them! no one will come to your page unless you have auto 11s and the people who do have auto 11s don't even bother to say, "hey thanks for helping me level! i'm now the gazillionth oracle on fubar! effin' sweet" and yes i do know that are not that many oracles but these auto 11s are just making it too easy and too fast. what's the point? it took me two mo

Dude! Chick! More Ebay Shit!
I just listed a crap load of stuff. I figured since you guys are so addicted to the internet you might as well shop while you are here! I have a lot of cool stuff that's cluttering my house up, so buy it from me so my hubby will let me buy more stuff! He says I am not allowed to buy anything else until I get rid of some of this shit. What the fuck are you waiting for? Go shop, bitches!! http://shop.ebay.com/merchant/truzonie

Dude
Here's my story, sad but true About a girl that I once knew. She broke my heart, I became unglued, It all started when she called me dude Well today I leave the psycho ward Cause my sentence did conclude: I had killed a man with my bare hands Because he called me dude The jury said that I was insane. Temporally insane - brain strain. But now the doctors say I'm A.O.K. So I start my new life today. This story starts some years ago As I vacationed by the sea. In the California sunshine Just me & my baby. I was in love feeling sky high When a big blonde lifeguard walked by. He looked at her, she looked at him - I knew it was good bye. [ Find more Lyrics at www.mp3lyrics.org/IRr8 ] He took her by the hand, kicked sand in my face. She looked & laughed & said, "Later Dude!" They were gone without a trace And the waves echoed her laughter And her words...Yo Later Dude. Later that night I was in such a bad mood Sittin' in a bar drinkin' hard, getting stew

Dude Wtf?
Today I got so mad. I went to a lounge that my best friend was co owner of. Well I went there and right away I was told I was not wanted in the lounge. It is a lounge for soldiers and supports of soldiers. I proudly support the military,but the owner doesn't like me, due to a email that was sent to her saying it was from me,and no not my given name but my fubar name. The freaker who wrote it didn't bother to use my real name just slapped my fake one on it pretending to be me. Well me and the owner were friends before this email was sent out,but after it she not only stopped talking to me but blocked me and didn't give me a reason so I was in the dark until a "friend" told me what was going on. I was hurt, how could someone think I would do something so mean without reason. This is only a little of the story. Lets just say the email was really really bad,and i still don't know what it said. All I know is I am getting penalized for something that I didn't do. All I know is because over a

Dude Made My Day
I am laughing so hard at this ... I just have to share it I just held a little scrawny bald man up against a brick wall for 5 min while I waited for the police to show up. Dude walks in my store and does not see me on knees stocking shelf so he figures he was good to lift a couple of DVD's and leave. I followed him without a word and as soon as his foot stepped out the door snagged him by the back of his pants and the collar of his jean jacket ...put my weight into it and shoved him until he was against the brick wall. Managed to plant a knee in his back and dig out cell with one hand to call cops. As we were waiting I was yanking on the back of his pants so hard the poor bastard kept telling me his balls hurt....dies laughing. dude made my day snort

Dudes Is Funny
Why is it that dudes is funny? They will try to seel you the world on string and call it a balloon of love. I was on cloud 9 for about 2.5 minutes until I realized that it was not about nothing! Wow what a huge let down but its all good ladies I am over it! Poof be gone done with it. I dont have time for the drama strong woman her and proud of it. Starting a whole new life and riding hard and proud.Yes bye bye drama...

Dude, Seriously
Everyone is up in arms about those Tea Parties. Everyone says that the people who went to them were whiny, snivelling racists who were all anti-obama, anti-america, and anti-cnn. That's a bunch of bunk. Every american has the right to peaceably assemble. And that's what they did. No one got belligerent, no one threw stuff. Nothing bad happened, no riots. The people came out to support something they believe in, and to protest something they don't. So, if what these assholes are saying is true, then only they have the right to assemble and protest. Then they can get all crazy and burn stuff and protest the war at a hero's funeral. A funeral!! There's the right to assembly, then there is just putrescence. And going to a soldier's funeral, someone who fought and DIED to protect these rights, to protest the very thing they are able to do. Is that right? Cannot a group of people get together and protest higher taxes? Can't we stand up and say no to socialism? And to idiocy in the whi

Dude, You're Sad
Some little faggoty-ass jerk stopped talking to me because I think Hatebreed SUCKS. I don't care. I wouldn't have went out with him even if he paid me $500. Take the fucking Big Mac out of your mouth, asslicker. Maybe you'll get a girlfriend. Doubt it though. Go plaster the ceiling with your pitiful 2 inch penis. Lucifer's Muse always cracks a rib laughing at idiots like you. Gotta love guys who whack off at bestiality porn in their mama's basements. Fuckin' pathetic.

Dude...that's My Bike!
After a commute from hell last night (humid outside, waiting 30 minutes for bus to show up to have sweaty, smelly Polak sit next to me) I had an unfunny funny. I get off the bus. The stop is in front of a McDonald's. The one half of the parking lot was completely empty with the exception of this big, bright, fire engine red motorcycle. It wasn't a little. Truly hard to miss. It stood about chest high. ONLY thing parked in this half of the lot. Just the bike. NOTHING ELSE! (Yes, there is a point. WAIT FOR IT!) Now enter big white van pulling around. He decides he's going to park and go inside to order. Not surprising. The drive thru at this McDonald's is HORRID! Hey, there's no cars parked on this half of the lot. Let's park here! (Can ya'll see where this is going?) Pulls up, starts to back up into a spot. Beep, beep, beep...CRUNCH! You hear the driver spit out "SHIT!" Enter pudgy Fonzie wanna be looking guy running up. "Dude...that's my bike!" Now obviously the man has a reason t

Dude Looks Like A Lady
Ninja,ima stright dude. Tottally stright like in the army and ihas always collectedguns and hunter and played sports n stuff. I have a hot girlfriend who is justdone with school. i means 18 not jailbate. I meet at lot of girls where my place is and i dont tell them no either. i swear i am stright, not into dudes at all. but there is this one dude whois really fem who livves in the trailer in the next row. he wears this silk robes n i swear lipstick. he comes by after i come home fromt he bar and gives me blowjobs but it's like a girl cuz his face is smooth and he wears that lipstick. I dont think it's gay cuz i just dont even look while he is doing it. its more like just like i need to empty my sac not like sex. dont u agree?-mark Mark, You should probably stop lying to yourself. If you let another man chow down on your baby batter, you're not straight. Bi maybe, but straight, definitely not. You might just want to take a look in the mirror and really decide w

Dude-friendly E-commerce Site Brandid Rolls Out Personal Shopping For Guys At Techcrunch Disrupt
, a personal shopping site that presented today on the TechCrunch Disrupt Battlefield stage, is hoping to catch the eye of that particular demographic of men who would rather do anything else in the world than shop for clothes. Founded in early 2012, the site helps guys outsource this task to personal shoppers, who can pull clothing recommendations from any e-commerce site they want. Originally London-based but now located in San Francisco, BRANDiD was founded by brothers Ankush and Arush Sehgal and Nicolas Kermarc, the CEO and engineers, respectively. The company that year and received $175,000 in funding. They are currently raising a seed round, the amount of which the team declined to disclose. http://chanel.casarrubiosmia.com/%E3%82%A2%E3%82%A4%E3%82%A6%E3%82%A7%E3%82%A2 “We did all our alpha testing back home [in London] which is a notoriously difficult market to crack,” Ankush said. “When we began to show real traction there that’s

Dudley
Boys do not make make passes at girls who wear glasses has been disproved. I'll admit it, i'm a dork. I have the dorkish short boyish haircut, i have the librarian style spectacles, i dress like i don't care most of the time, comfort is what matters to me, not fashion. Canadians are not known worldwide for their hotness, were the quiet, unimposing dudley do rights that live up in the frozen hinterland atop of them American folk. I'm at one with my dorkiness though, so that sort of makes me hot, actually. And oh, today is that green day......St. Patty's Day ....Have a good one. Make mine a root beer k, as i do not drink alcoholic beverages.

Duds That Get Rated
guys that get down rated get mad more then gurls hey are you gay do you really care if a guy thinks your cute cause im not gay and i would rather a guy didnt even look at me like that thats fighting words what dod you think

*due 4a Close Encounter*
You have a 61% chance of being abducted You have an above average chance of being abducted. You are into thinking about conspiracies and thinking for yourself – keep it up. But avoid going into the woods by yourself late at night. Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

Due Date
Of course I can go look at the pregnancy due date calculator things to determine an estimate but thats just what they are, an estimate. I'd really like a better idea of when this baby is gonna decide to be born Anyway, I did the calculator thingy and it should happen sometime in late October, early November. Wouldn't it be so cool to have a Halloween baby!???!

Due In November
I was just letting those of you who know that I am due in November on the 14th. So I will not be around in November for a while due to taking care of my newborn daughter and my pain in the butt son. Just thought that people would like to share in the good news with my and my family.

The Duelist Tempest Contest Returns!
in 2 weeks on the W-Torture Podcast we're gonna ressurect The Duelist Tempest contest that started last summer on WPAJ Radio. only this time we added some more shit to the mix! oh fuck yes! Heres what ur getting this time! The biggest Contest in EOT History! 2007 Yugioh D.C.G Series 2 Deck! (Picture Not Shown) The New Album from The Insane Clown Posse - The Tempest Killa-mo 187 - Raven-Red E.P Killa-mo 187 - Wicket World Order Tha EOT Sampler from the 2006 Mushroom Festival AND KMTDC - Don't Call It A Comeback Mixtape! 2 weeks u'll hear it on the W-Torture Podcast. DISSCLAIMER!! This contest was made effect in 2006 with permission by Psychopathic Records and Upper Deck Entertainment. Insane Clown Posse and the Hatchet man logo are Registered Tredmarks of Psychopathic Records. Yugioh Is A registered Tredmark of Kazuki Takahashi. Upper Deck is a registered tredmark of upper deck entertainment inc. Duelist Tempest is a registered tredmark of W

Duel For A Lady
Duel for a Lady by Excalibur541 © In another land.... The beautiful woman reclined on her balcony on a luxurious lounge chair while admiring a gorgeous ocean view. Behind her two French doors opened to the second floor of the extravagant house she had rented with her girlfriends. Directly beneath the balcony was a lush, well landscaped flower garden which was interrupted by a small, perfectly trimmed grassy area in its center. It had been raining all night which had made it even more humid than it had been formerly. The woman wore a pink summer dress with two very thin straps that looped about her shoulders. Her complexion, with her perfectly unblemished, soft skin was flawless. Her eyes were lovely, yet at times she could put forth a stare as if she were looking right through to a man's soul. She epitomized the vitality of youth with her supple skin and moist lips. Although her face made her appear innocent, her body betrayed that innocence with a stunning sexuality. The

Duel With The Demon
I found myself alone that night when the darkness began to surround me. Though I had tried to forget and run away once again the demon had found me. I've never seen the demon's face but I'm sure the evil does show. For he hides in the shadows all day and at night he follows everywhere I go. What is it that he wants from me? I want him to be gone. Why did he ever come to me? Why won't he leave me alone? I hear his shallow breathing and feel icy fingers touch my back. Why does he just linger there? When will I feel his attack? As I try to yell for help I find no sounds can I get out. Still my lips keeps moving as my mind continues to shout. The demon begins to talk to me with a hollow ragged wheeze. When his words finally become clear I suddenly become weak in the knees. "There's no use to run or even try to hide or think you can ever escape me. Together now we are joined as one even if you forever hate me. Some days you may not hear me and thin

Duel
He stood at the very edge of eternity. His face poured with sweat, his hair matted together in bloody clumps. He could feel a stabbing pain when he breathed. A broken rib, mayhap two. And then there was the gouts of blood that ebbed from his head; ears. nostrils, eyes, mouth. "So this is dying," the man said, "Alright then." he charged at the hulking figure that stood before him and drew his gun from the holster that snaked across his side. It was an elegant looking machine; a Smith and Wesson Classic .44 revolver. "Wait." And to his surprise, the man felt his feet falter. "After all this, you want me to WAIT??? Why?!" "So that I may pose a dying man's question," the hulking figure replied, "Are we well met?" "I don't understand you." "Come now Alex. We haven't the time for foolishness. It's no secret we are both staring over the edge of eternity. So I'll ask you again. Are we well met?" "Aye, so we are." "Then let's end this as the gentlemen we are, and not as the barbarians w

Dues
HEADS NEED TO BRING ONE PROSPECT A WEEK ONCE THEY JOIN THEY WILL BE PLACED UNDER YOU IN A FOLDER YOU WILL BE INCHARGE OF THAT MEMBER AND WILL HAVE TO MAKE SURE THAT MEMBER BRINGS IN ATLEAST 2 PROSPECTS A WEEK MAKE SURE THAT THEY REPOST THE BROTHERHOOD BULLETIN AND THE LOUNGE BULLETINS THY HAVE TO BE ACTIVE ON FUBAR AND THEY WILL HAVE TO MAKE A SALUTE TO THE HOMPAGE......

Dues To Pay
Dues to Pay Human imposters Curl and nap in the Luxurious lap Of financial dominance Swimming in extravagance That drowns urchins In far away lands Under appreciated suicide Of future’s development Greed propagating poverty For selfish indulgences In the here and now Too rich to pay heed To the dues of tomorrow

Due To High Demand
due to the overwhelming demand...my family folder is ONCE AGAIN open to everyone who is my friend. That means all my xxx pics are available for your viewing pleasure. so PLEASEEEEEE take this opportunity to look, because i probably wont be opening it up again for a while. and PLEASE comment and rate ALL of them. If im opening them up for you to see, the LEAST you can do is show some appreciation!!! if not, i'll make the folder family only again.

Due To Hater I Had To Get Another Link For My Contest
If you dont like me you dont have to vote for me but please keep the hating to a min ty very much and to you all that do vote for me thank you and i will be around if you need me just give me a shout and im on the way http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=279312&albumid=195294&i=2672779882

Duets
I always thought if you show the world you tender spots they'd either devour you or else just feel pity. But it seems that's not always the case. This blog has been written and is being written as a road map through all the achille's heels in my persona. Yet it brings no predators. No missionaries. Only people just like myself. Stronger than they are weak. Weaker than they are strong. Not lost, but unable to commit to a destination. Everyone has their vices. It's just some people's are more flagrant. I never wanted to be weak. Nor to be strong. I just wanted to prove I wasn't the only person who couldn't be sure of what they are. I worried the words would be too ripe. Too dark. Old fruit fallen off the vines. Sticky on the fingers, but sour in the mouth. Just thought for a change I'd speak instead of listen and see what might be heard. And to my surprise people listened. People just like me. Just like everyone. Who want to be weak. And want to be strong. But still hav

Due To Overwhelming Negative Publicity Generated By The Car Of Tommow, Nascar Has Unveiled The Car Of Yesterday
LONG READ, BUT WORTH IT! CHARLOTTE, NC—Only days after its long-anticipated, much-criticized Car of Tomorrow debuted to overwhelmingly negative reviews at the Bristol Motor Speedway, NASCAR responded to the wishes of competitors and fans alike by introducing the stylishly retro, technologically retrograde NEXTEL Cup Car of Yesterday. "This is exactly what everyone from race teams to race fans wanted all along—a real American racecar," said Robby Gordon, standing in front of the Jim Beam '77 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme he will drive for the rest of the season. "To hell with things like spoilers, adjustable suspensions, disc brakes, shoulder belts, all that junk. People want to see us racing the cars they drive every day, and anyone who's seen the parking lot at a NASCAR race will tell you that's what the Car of Yesterday gives them." Based on tried-and-true NASCAR designs from what many consider the golden age of stock-car racing, the Car Of Yesterday is based on the racin

Due To A Death In The Family...
As some of you know my dad pasted away Sunday. I will be leaving to go out of town to bring him back to his hometown for his final resting place. I would like to thank everyone for their love, support, and concern. It has been rather tough these past two weeks and will only get worse before it gets better. I will be back in town on Sunday and will try to keep up with all the calls and messages when I get back. Love, Carrie

Due To Lack Of People Not Understanding This Page
If you are not able to read then you shouldn't be on this page. Look we have had upteen people asking about the private folder and making perverted statements. We all want to have fun on our page but don't be a lame ass this page isn't made for fuck heads it's made to meet people and new friends if your not gonna respect it then hell don't even post. We don't want to hear about how big your cock is and all that sort of bull shit we created this page for people that want to chill with us. I think thats pretty clear. So if your gonna make lame ass comments realize that guidelines. I understand that some of you don't know how to control your testoterone but i really don't care to hear about how you want to do this and this to her and to be honest i could care less what you want to do to me. Seeing that were both very happy and don't have time for that sort of bs. Please respect our words. Thanks

Duet
come dance once more with me my grief filled bride i wish to hold you dear i want you here and in the grave moon light, i feel you there come on now take my hand my life less love i want you here with me to hold you close i hear you call for me, i know your there my pain grows stronger now since your not here i wish to join your rest i wish to die come and take my life away, i wish not to breath now poison stay my heart ill see you soon i close my eyes to life to be with you now im in your arms, forever more...

Due To My Exes Stupidity!
My youngest daughter came back home to live with me yesterday due to my exes stupidity. He lost the kids to Protective Services once because of his wife, had the wife out of the house and got the kids back. He brings the stupid cunt back into his house and loses the kids to Protective Services again. This time I'm in a big enough house to have custody of my daughter. She came home yesterday, now I have to get her some clothes because she came with only the clothes on her back. GRRRRR, I'll manage though, at least I have my baby home where she belongs!

Due To Public Demand!!!!!!
Due to public demand, due to the lack of realism in hip hop today, we bring to you the real story on Pac's early years. This documentary explores the Tupac before all the hype. Most notabley his early years starting in Marin City, California to his first ''real'' record deal in 1990. Included in this feature, Tupac's very first interview for MTV in 1990 which never got aired, and a previously unreleased interview conducted in 1988 in which Tupac discusses to the local T.V station why ''America eats her own'' Also, all brand new in depth interviews from some of the people who knew Pac before the fame, including members from his first groups, to his first managers and band mates. See a young Tupac perform his very first concert ever in front of 500 people in Marin City with his crew Strictly Dope, footage from his years in Baltimore when he rapped under the name MC New York, and a few other surprises. This straight to DVD release is a must have item for any music collector. DVD will b

Due To Technical Issues...
Well, due to technical issues, sorry the show didn't go off as planned. As soon as I get this fixed, it will be on again, I promise. Once again, thank you and look forward to talking to all of you soon. In the meantime, enjoy the friends fun and tunes. If you're interested in being a DJ, Greeter, Cam Girl or Dude, feel free to hit us up, just click the pic below..see ya there!

The Duet
The DuetA soft touch lightlyCaressing my neck like a whisperEach thought a scentEach scent a vivid memoryMemory of us as twoTogether in perfect unity as oneEmbrace both passive yet violentHow can both taste so right?Taste your sweat falling on my browMy tongue searches for the saltThe salt of two bodies in violent stormTo awaken the sense of abandonmentThe sense of urgency presses forwardMy body on yours You run the ice across my nipplesI push your lips awayYet I feel the inclusiveness of your soulThe beauty and breadth of that soulA mind numbing assault on the darkest recesses of my inner turmoil’sU feel my wetness rolling down your legAs I yearn to keep every drop of you in my beingMy red lipstick smears gashes across your chestAnd leaves trails of my forever worship across your bodyYou are forever painted with my love, scarred yet satisfied...

Duh!!
Alright, just want to let off some steam and see if anyone else could possibly be a silly and stupid as me! Why do we as humans seem to have to learn things the hard way? I mean why can't we decide that life is hard enough to just get through each day without having to have things come to us again and again? It would seem that I tend to keep doing the same things over and over and while I think I am a smart person am starting to believe that maybe I should look at that and rethink it. I think I would like someone to do things for me. I am a nurturing giver all the time, and so I tend to just get into that mode and don't even think about it until it hits me upside the head that maybe it is time for me to just stop. I tend to take over and do everything for the people I love. Which for them is a good thing as they pretty much can do what they want then. The problem is I get hurt, and start feeling like I am being used. I don't have to be this way, I can choose to have relati

Duh..
...Signs of the Times... Spotted in a toilet of a London office: TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW.. In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT.. In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS.. In a London office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY, PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN.. In a London office: AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD.. Outside a secondhand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? Notice in health food shop window: CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS.. Spotted in a safari park: ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR.. Seen during a conference: FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR.. Notice in a field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FO

Duh!!!
Have u ever wondered y we where placed on this planet? Personly I don't think I am from this Universe,because 98% of the population of the world have no Fucking clue what will become of them in the after life. But little do they that there life history is repeating it self with out us knowing it... That My Friends Is The Honest Secret To Life!... Thats y it is a Secret!!... lol ( Here's Your Sign...) MySpace Tweaks, MySpace Layouts, MySpace Images and more!

Duh!
Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, a blonde, new to boating was having a problem. No matter how hard she tried, she just couldn't get her brand new 22-ft Bayliner to perform. It wouldn't get on a plane at all, and it was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how much power she applied. After about an hour of trying to make it go, she putted over to a nearby marina. Maybe they could tell her what was wrong. A thorough topside check revealed everything was in perfect working order. The engine ran fine, the outdrive went up and down, the prop was the correct size and pitch. So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath. He came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard. Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer.

Duh
Your EQ is 67 50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick! 51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese. 71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely. 91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that. 111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt. 131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin. 150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar. What's Your EQ (Emotional Intelligence Quotient)?

Duh!
You Have A Type A Personality You are hyper, energetic, and always on the mood You tend to succeed at everything you attempt And if you don't succeed at first, you quickly climb your way to the top! You could be called a workaholic, but you also make time for fun As long as it's high energy and competitive, you're interested You have the perfect personality for business and athletic success Do You Have a Type A Personality?

Duh
if you like my profile, awesome. if you don't like my profile, even better. if you want to message me BECAUSE you like my profile, please take into consideration and respect the fact that i don't give a shit about your sex life, or the lack thereof. do not fucking message me asking about MY sex life or if i would be interesting in fucking you, because i'm not. if you want to get to know me, sweet. if you don't want to know me, PERFECT. please don't just expect or assume that i'm one of the million other sluts out there who just want to fuck the next tom, dick or harry that messages me. i don't care how lonely or pathetic you are, keep it to yourself. if you cannot hold a decent conversation without talking about how horny you are, or that you just need a one night fuck, or how hard your cock is, or have naked pictures you want to show off; do yourself a favor and save your time, because i could care less. go get your kicks elsewhere, because it's not happening here. and

Duh!!
http://www.switched.com/2008/10/02/bank-robber-gets-away-with-the-help-of-craigslist/ Bank Robber Gets Away With the Help of Craigslist The FBI and law enforcement officials in Monroe, Washington are searching for a man who robbed a bank and made a getaway down a nearby creek on an inner-tube. Seriously. Investigators believe the thief may have employed the help of decoys recruited on Craigslist. The suspect is described as a white male about 25 years old and between 5' 7" and 5' 10." He was wearing a blue shirt and and a dust mask, which appears to have been essential to the heist. An ad placed on Craigslist searching for road workers is now at the center of the investigation. The ad asked more men to show up at a site near the bank just before the robbery took place. The respondents were asked to wear safety vests, goggles, blue shirts, and face masks, just like the suspect was wearing. No one ever showed up to meet these hired 'road workers,' leading to the th

Duh!
Well todays subject doesnt take much thought to come up with... What is your New Years resolution going to be? And Why? Do you honestly think you will be able to stick to it and/or achieve it? As with all other questions.. please stay on subject and IF YOU CANT BE HONEST - DONT COMMENT. Please check out the other questions of the day. Please Rate This Blog & Follow It

"du Hast"
you figute it out. Does he say Du Hast or Du Hasst. The way it comes off the album he says "you hate me" Du hast (You have) Lyrics ©1997 Rammstein. Du du hast du hast mich du hast mich gefragt du hast mich gefragt, und ich hab nichts gesagt Willst du bis der Tod euch scheidet treu ihr sein für alle Tage Nein Willst du bis zum Tod, der scheide sie lieben auch in schlechten Tagen Nein Unofficial Translation ©2003 Jeremy Williams. You you hate you hate me you hate asked me you hate asked me and I have said nothing Do you want, until death seperates you, to be faithful to her for all days No Do you want, until death, which would seperate, ** to love her, even in bad days Never * When Till is just saying "Du hast," it sounds as if he could either be saying "Du hast" (you have) or "Du hasst" (you hate). This is to give the song a double meaning, even though the official lyrics say "Du hast." ** There is another sort of double mean

Du Hast
du du hast du hast mich du du hast du hast mich du du hast du hast mich du du hast du hast mich du du hast du hast mich du hast mich du hast mich gerfagt du hast mich gerfagt du hast mich gerfagt und ich hab nichts gesagt willst du bis der tod euch scheide treu ihr sein fur alle tage nein nein willst du bis der tod euch scheide treu ihr sein fur alle tage nein nein du du hast du hast mich du du hast du hast mich du du hast du hast mich du hast mich du hast mich gerfagt du hast mich gerfagt du hast mich gerfagt und ich hab nichts gesagt willst du bis der tod euch scheide treu ihr sein fur alle tage nein nein willst du bis zumtod der scheide sie lieben auch in schlechten tagen nein nein willst du bis der tod euch scheide treu ihr sein fur alle tage nein nein

Du Hast
The whole song is a play on German wedding vows. The refrain ("Willst du, bis der Tod euch scheidet, treu ihr sein für alle Tage?") translates to "Will you, until Death separates you, be faithful to her forever?" Instead of answering with "ja" ("yes"), the singer says "nein" ("no"), finally breaking his silence earlier in the song: "Du hast mich gefragt, und ich hab nichts gesagt", which translates to "You asked me (or have asked me), and I have said nothing." As stated earlier, the English version of Du Hast is not translated, but changed altogether ("Du hasst" (du haßt) means "you hate". The extra "s" differentiates it from the conjugated verb form of haben (to have). Bück dich befehl ich dir wende dein Antlitz ab von mir dein Gesicht ist mir egal bück dich Ein Zweibeiner auf allen Vieren ich führe ihn spazieren im Passgang den Flur entlang ich bin enttäuscht Jetzt kommt er rückwärts mir entgegen Honig bleibt am Strumpfband kleben ich bin enttäuscht total enttä

Du Học Thụy Sỹ Với Ngành Quản Trị Du Lịch
Lựa chọn tư vấn du học Thụy Sỹ là một điều đúng đắn với những bạn muốn học ngành quả trị du lịch – khách sạn, đây là một lĩnh vực thành công bất ngờ của nước này. Khi các ngành công nghiệp khác đang chịu sức ép giảm sút, ngành khách sạn cho thấy sự phát triển mạnh mẽ và vững vàng. Mặc dù có nhiều khóa học về khách sạn ở nhiều quốc gia, nhưng sinh viên và các nhà tư vấn tuyển dụng vẫn hướng về Thụy Sỹ, một quốc gia biểu tượng về chất lượng ở mọi lĩnh vực, trong đó có đào tạo du lịch khách sạn. Với cơ sở v&

Duh Email
okay.. I use outlook express out of sheer lazyness. I have outlook 200x but don't want to configure my fastmail for it .. And that takes out of my gaming time..lmao So.. I'm not one for doing things on my day off requarding pc's sometimes. I kept remembering .. don't u have a google mail account.. I was invited by carol and my buddy jeff from waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back.. So I search and find the dang thing! And added it in my outlook and bam! now i can do yahoo and gmail.. go figure.. duh! lmao I need to configure norton for outlook and fastmail.. and watch those tv shows.. lol Opps.. I'm supposed to backup hds and build another pc.. out of spare parts.. duh me! lol laters Roy

"duh"....e-mail
"DUH" I had a blonde woman walk up to me the other day when i was on my computer, and she said: "I don't undrestand all this computer stuff" and i asked her "What do you not understand"? she say's, "Well every one i see that get's a e-mail they read and respond by that re; re; stuff on the same message". and i said "so whats the problem with that"? and she asked' "well why don't you guy's just start a new message to answer the mail wouldn't that be easier to read"? i replied to her, "were doing are part to help the earth". and she goes," what's that"? i told her ,"We are saving paper". she gives me a hug and say's "That is so cool". "DUH"

Duh....great Music
Okay everyone... I feel that it is my civic duty to let as many people as possible know. This band rocks. They are local around my area, so go to their myspace page and at least listen to them. And if you like them, show some love. http://www.myspace.com/chasinglayne Thanks!!

Duhhhh. Falling Into The River?
Another one of my misadventures. I went trout fishing in the Platte river yesterday. It started sleeting hard and I was in a hurry to get out of the river and stepped into some mud. I was trying to get unstuck when my waders split in the crotch and that icy water came rushing in. arghhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I was reaching down to get one foot out of the mud and splash!!!!!!!! In I went. Jeez! that friggin water was cold! I finally got back to the car. Lucky I always bring dry clothes with me. I stripped out there on the road and changed. That even scared a deer away. hahahahaha Oh well... the lives and tribulations of a true fisherman. hahahaha

Duhh
If your heart was truly mine there would be no false comunication wit me .there would be no lies told to protect me from the harsh truth. why is it my reality has been broken why is it that my heart is the one that is broken . am i the only one in this relationship that gives a damn . I try an try but u push me aside tryin to get what u want . Not that i care any more about what u say . I care for u an i love you . Your oppions mean more to me then my friends an family an yet it seem the opposite for you . Why is it my life is distroyed an i have to rebuild it . You can break my heart but i am the one that gets to pick up the peices . You think a simple sorry is all it takes to make it all better . I forgive u time an time again . I dont knoe how much more i can take . Tell me whats really goin on . Tell me if u wanna leave me . Becaus if leavin makes you happy then go . if that is truely what u want then gets a stepin but dont tell me u love me an that we would allways be together if

Duh.. I Er..um..
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070810/ap_on_el_pr/giuliani_ground_zero Giuliani: I misspoke about ground zero By LIBBY QUAID, Associated Press Writer 1 hour, 26 minutes ago Republican presidential hopeful Rudy Giuliani said Friday that he misspoke when he said he spent as much time, if not more, at ground zero exposed to the same health risks as workers combing the site after the Sept. 11 attacks. "I think I could have said it better," he told nationally syndicated radio host Mike Gallagher. "You know, what I was saying was, 'I'm there with you.'" The former New York mayor upset some firefighters and police officers when he said Thursday in Cincinnati that he was at ground zero "as often, if not more, than most of the workers." "I was there working with them. I was exposed to exactly the same things they were exposed to. So in that sense, I'm one of them," he told reporters at a Los Angeles Dodgers-Cincinnati Reds baseball game. Fire and police officials responded ang

Duh Is It Opec Or Apec
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/wn_report/2007/09/08/2007-09-08_president_bush_blunders_at_apec_summit_i.html President Bush blunders at APEC summit in Australia BY THOMAS DeFRANK DAILY NEWS WASHINGTON BUREAU CHIEF Saturday, September 8th 2007, 4:00 AM President Bush made more than one mistake while at the APEC summit. Among them was South Korean President Roh Moo-Hyun got a verbal jab from President Bush at the summit in Australia. WASHINGTON - A President who jokes that English is his second language outdid himself with a string of verbal gaffes in Australia yesterday. The malapropisms added some levity to a day marked by an unusually testy exchange with South Korea's president over U.S. policy toward North Korea. Beginning a talk to business leaders at Sydney's Opera House, Bush told Australian Prime Minister John Howard, "Thank you for being such a fine host for the OPEC summit." Bush quickly corrected himself: "APEC summit" - the

Duh... My 1st Stalkee...
This guy deserves some sweet fu-love!!! He is the greatest guy to have on your friends list! Love on him, rate him, fan him, and add him!!!! DUH@ fubar This bulletin was brought to you FU’s by none other than DUH’s stalker! )O( light_n_darkness )O(...Stalker to DUH@ fubar

Duh' S Condition After Scope
Hey guys this is Tony. DUH is gonna be on line BUT if she passes out I'm logging her off. They gave her Pain meds and Valum. So she is gonna be Goofy and have lots of typo's. Do not get offended over anything she does. She is only here for Fun & to let her friends know how she is doing. So enter her page and Fu-K with her if ya want she needs the laugh. The Doctor said that she had no new palloups BUT has hemorids. That is why she suffered the rectal bleeding. The next step is to have GYN to scope and see if She has endemotrosis wrapped around her colon. The hemorids are deep so should not cause discomfort unless one pops on its own. I know you don't want TMI but I had to warn ya to read this Blog b4 you get ill with her or if you ask is she on dope the answer is YES! But she loves her Fu-Bar as much as I love my Dongens and Dragons OnLine. Yes I cause her to Lagg due to my game in the PM. LOL Sorry bout that. Ok I am fixing to let her loos she is getting ill wanting to talk to her Fr

Duh Welcome To Opec..err...apec..uh..karl Help Me!
http://www.smh.com.au/news/apec/oops-dubya-picks-wrong-pec/2007/09/07/1188783457965.html Oops, Dubya picks wrong PEC United States President George Bush made one of his characteristic pronunciation bungles this morning welcoming business leaders to the "OPEC" meeting instead of the APEC meeting. But with a dose of Texan charm Mr Bush grinned and said OPEC - which stands for Organisation of Petroleum Exporting Countries - was a meeting he is due to attend next year. Later in his speech, Mr Bush recounted how Mr Howard had gone to visit "Austrian troops'' last year in Iraq. There are, in fact, no Austrian troops there. But Australia has about 1500 military personnel in and around the country. Sailing through an attempt at bidding everyone "G'day" Mr Bush gave a strong speech praising the development of democracy in the Asia Pacific region and a rousing defence of America's role in the war in Iraq. Mr Bush described the ongoing war in Iraq as "the calling of our time" sa

Duh ??? What's Our Juries Thinking ???
Subject: Fw: Stella awards Duh ??? What's our juries thinking ??? >> It's time again for the annual 'Stella >> Awards'! For those unfamiliar with these awards, they >> are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled hot >> coffee on herself and successfully sued the McDonald's >> in >> New Mexico where she purchased the coffee. You >> remember, she took the lid off the coffee and put it between >> her knees while she was driving. Who would ever think one >> could get burned doing that, right? >> >> That's right; these are awards for the most >> outlandish lawsuits and verdicts in the U.S . You know, the >> kinds of cases that make you scratch your head. So keep your >> head scra tcher handy. >> >> Here are the Stella's for the past year: >> >> 7TH PLACE : >> Kathleen Robertson of Austin , Texas was awarded >> $80,000 by a jury of >> her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a >> toddler who was >> running inside

Duh What A Loser!
Ok so this dude obviously got upset cuz his perv ass couldn't shout @ me! lol... How dumb, get over it! Here's the comment he left me... Comments on *{♥R3dHoT♥}* Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ ~*ChAriLiCi0uS*~̵ 69♣ΜأΩď₣®ΞаҚ♣69... Online (Online) Mount Pleasant, TX March 12, 2009 @ 11:36 am IM GIVING YOU A 1 AND REMOVING YOU.I will not tolerate women being private with their shout box turned off on a PUBLIC site. reply | delete comment | block user

Duhzz
.I wish you would give me the time of day.. .I wish i knew why i wasn't right for you. .i wish for answers you wont give.. .i pushed you away for my own fears .wishing i hadn't made another mistake, .My thoughts punish me .i lose control, .I wish i could disappear and make these memories fade, .The memories of words that i thought were real, & made me feel. .Now i'm numb again and lay here in tears .Confused and confronted with my own disray, .I wish i could make you laugh ,and see you smile everyday.. .To take your pain away ,as you would mine, .To see you at your best,and love you at your worst. .I will fade ,you will wonder...Find new life and i will ponder.

D U I
From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Tulsa,Oklahoma after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--,flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot

Dui At Its Best!!!
Now here's a hard core drinker and one tough Dodge truck. The driver hit and sheared off the light post, and then kept driving about 2 miles to a bar, where he stopped for more beer! How impaired do you have to be to NOT notice that you are carrying a stop light? (I wonder if the light was green?) The truck was towed about 2.5 miles to the towing yard, with the light still pinched between the two tow hooks and the bumper bent around it It took several good hard pulls with a backhoe to get the pole free. Now that's what you call drunk driving!

~ Dui Crash Kills 2 Young Woman, He's Illegal With A Record, Why? ~
Driving without a Liecense one time, No Insurance another time, DUI another time, identity theft yet another time. Now 2 Young Woman have paid the price. When will it stop :( Suspect in crash that killed 2 had alcohol-related convictions ABy JON FRANK AND GILLIAN GAYNAIR, The Virginian-Pilot © April 3, 2007 | Last updated 6:06 PM Apr. 3 VIRGINIA BEACH - A man accused of killing two high school students Friday night in a car crash has a record of alcohol-related convictions in Chesapeake and Virginia Beach. Alfredo Ramos, charged with manslaughter in the deaths of Allison Kunhardt, 17, and Tessa Tranchant, 16, was convicted this year of DUI in Chesapeake and of public intoxication in Virginia Beach. Ramos, who admitted in court Monday that he is in the country illegally, also was convicted in Chesapeake last year of public drunkenness. Background: Driver charged with manslaughter after crash kills two Beach teens Update: Ramos was scheduled to appear this m

Dui - Cajun Style
DUI - Cajun Style Recently a routine police patrol was parked outside a bar inLafayetteLouisiana . After last call, the officer noticed Boudreaux was leaving thebarso apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. He stumbledaroundthe parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity, in which he tried his keys onfivedifferent vehicles, Boudreaux managed to find his car and fall into it. Hesatthere for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar anddroveoff. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (itwas afine, dry summer night), flicked the blinkers on and off a couple oftimes,honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicleforward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for afewmore minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, hepulled out and dr

Dui = Dumb Under The Influence? Um, Yeah.
Paris Hilton's out of jail. Last night she told Larry King she'll never again drink and drive and previously let Barbara Walters know that she will no longer "act dumb..." Even if her alleged newfound sobriety is real, there will always still be other dumb drivers who get behind the wheel when they're in no condition to drive: After the California Highway Patrol arrested Vivica A. Fox in March, she burped "quite loudly" and tried to play the race card, according to the documents obtained by TMZ. Vivica faces a max of six months in jail and a $1000 fine if convicted of DUI and driving while impaired. Here on Courttvnews.com, you can see how Vivica said she learned a lesson and regrets drinking and driving because, "it's on your record for 10 years." Wait, that's not the lesson! Moving on... Benedict Goh, a former television personality in Singapore is facing "drink-driving offenses" after being, police say, caught drunk in a stationary car. The allegation is that he lied about w

Dui : Florida Style
From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Punta Gorda, Florida after last call noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--,flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he p

Dui Georgia Style
Only a person in Georgia could think of this. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Walton County Georgia noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the

Dui Inforcement Lol!!!!
DUI INFORCEMENT Body: One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving-under-the-influence laws. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then, sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the designated decoy."

~ Dui Illegal Arrested, Convicted 9 Times Since 2003, Kills Father Of 5 ~
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Dui, Kentucky Style
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Dui - North Carolina Style
DUI - NORTH CAROLINA STYLE Only a person in North Carolina could think of this. From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Kinston, North Carolina after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of

Dui North Carolina Style
DUI - NORTH CAROLINA STYLE Only a person in North Carolina could think of this. From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Kinston, North Carolina. After last call, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as som

Dui Nebraska Style :)
Only a person in NEBRASKA could think of this. :D From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--,flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left. At last, when his was t

Dui Ohio Style
From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in COLUMBUS,OHIO after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--,flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot,

Dui Pa Style
Only a person in PENNSYLVANIA could think of this. From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in WASHINGTON PA after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--,flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left. At la

Dui Prevention
From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Jerseyville, Illinois after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--,flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car left in the park

Dui - Redneck Style
Only a redneck could think of this. From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Kinston, North Carolina. After last call, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left.

Duis Suck
So i got a DUI a little over a month ago. Not my proudest moment in my life but shit happends. This tuesday my suspension begins and i have no idea on how i am going to get to and from work or who i can rely on for a ride. I was the person in my group of friends who always drove i guess it's pay back time now

Dui Tn Style
From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Lebanon, TN after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--,flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, h

Dui - Texas Style
From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Austin, Texas after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left. At last, when his was the on

Dui-texas Style
DUI-TEXAS STYLE Only a person in Texas could think of this. From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Austin , Texas after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the

Dui Texas Style
Only a person in Texas could think of this. From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Austin, Texas after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--,flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left. At last, whe

Dui - Texas Style
DUI - TEXAS STYLE Only a person in Texas could think of this. From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Austin , Texas after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot f or a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. H e sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and t hen switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the othe

Dui------vibe Expo 2
this is a drunk driver survivior story, drink & drive me , lead me blindly into your victimizing by telivising the tyranny oh the immeadiate irony of bein the last of a dying breed thats willing to die violently im like you most when you lie to me, if you would only finally die to me sweet society lie to me , so i can be at peace finally finally ill get back what i once gave, finally a contract that wont see me to my grave finally when they find me they wont have nuthin bad to say............. finally.

Dui - Wisconsin Style / This Is Just The Way We Roll...
Go say hi to her!!! Evil A [Owned by DJ Lost Saint][Blue Lounge Manager]@ fubar Only a person in Wisconsin could think of this. From the state where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Wisconsin, after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--,flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then r

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Alright I'm way out there on this one but I'm asking for help from anyone who can. My dog is 5 months old. He is a Jack Russell Terrier named Duke. Last weekend he got out and ran off. When he did finally come home he had broken his leg. Unfortunetly this is not a cheap fix. After a visit to his vet we found out it was broke between the hip and knee on the growth plate. The surgery to fix it requires a pin to be placed on the bone to help it heal right. The cost of this surgery is over $700. I live on a very limited income as I am the only means of support for my family right now. Normally I would never ask strangers....but this is for a good cause. I am working with a fundraising group called IMOM. They help pets in need to get surgery of other life threating illness funds. They do not pay for regular visits to the vet. They have approved Duke for their program. Please if you have the time go look at their website and donate if you can. If you would like to donate specifically t

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Took my moms into Duke University Medical Center Clinics this morning for a mammogram......When I walked her over to the examination area she asked if I was allowed in,thank God they said no...Cause oh man,nothing like lookin at a bunch of nasty lookin old ladies getting their breasts examined!...........LMAO....Hence,crisis averted...LOL

The Duke!
duke dsc: youre block fuck head have a nice night ->Psychowolf...: Give us your child, and you get A lightsaber. DOnt make me put on my robe and wizard hat! duke dsc: well whatever you say ->Psychowolf...: Our last batch of ewoks are starving, the Jedi need to feed them. We require your Child, or your kittens. Each will be handsomely compensated for duke dsc: what do you whant ->Psychowolf...: or your children ->Psychowolf...: The Ewoks are hungry; the Jedi demand you give us your kittens duke dsc: what all fun and games ->Psychowolf...: i sense a disturbance in the force duke dsc@ fubar

The Duke Spirit-lassoo
I talk to no-one Oh, you're invisible And with this venomous tongue None of it's true And I can taste it You see, it's in the heavens Merciful forever And now I understand Could I maybe get over you And you get over me Could I maybe get over you And you get over me And more I just see you And more and more I just see you This is the first day I walk the rolling hills again Where I can make plans With pictures too Tender trouble It's almost lovable I feel the weight of the trees Beat on my chest Could I maybe get over you And you get over me Could I maybe get over you And you get over me And more I just see you And more and more I just see you Feel bad Say so Feel good Let it go Feel bad Say so Feel good Let it go And more I just see you And more I just see you ----------------------------------

The Dukk Butter Special ( Invented By A Man,for The Man In You! Lol )
TRY A DELICIOUS "DUKK BUTTER" ONE OF A KIND AND ONE SIP GUARANTEED TO KNOCK YA ON YER ASS ........ FOR DAYZ! LOL THE DELECTABLE DRINK IS MADE WITH:Jager, Goldschlager, Vodka, Rumple Mintz, Gin, 1800 Tequila, 2 shots of 151,Triple sec, and a shot of Crown!

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Another poem by that great war poet Wilfred Owen, it is an honour to fight for ones country an d beliefs..there is in my mind no honour in death, just the waste of a brave person. If death comes from fighting..then is the death honourable. There is no honour in tearing apart those who put their beliefs and love for home and country from the peace of your easy chair. There is no honour in being a fireside critic. On the contrary..there is nothing but dishonour and shame for those who with no experience or the slightest wish to acknowledge the sacrifice of others in order that the dishonoured can exult in their dishonourable activities. WILFRED OWEN Dulce et Decorum Est - best known poem of the First World War DULCE ET DECORUM EST Bent double, like old beggars under sacks, Knock-kneed, coughing like hags, we cursed through sludge, Till on the haunting flares2 we turned our backs And towards our distant rest3 began to trudge. Men marched asleep. Many had lo

Dulce Et Decorum Est
Wilfred Owen is one of my favourite poets of war time literature. I started enjoying his works and it gave me clearer understanding of war and what goes on when i studied A-level English literature. Here is one of the many poems Owen has written, this one im sure is very well known. Very graphic and an emotion which comes from the heart. Bent double, like old beggars under sacks, Knock-kneed, coughing like hags, we cursed through sludge, Till on the haunting flares we turned our backs And towards our distant rest began to trudge. Men marched asleep. Many had lost their boots But limped on, blood-shod. All went lame; all blind; Drunk with fatigue; deaf even to the hoots Of tired, outstripped Five-Nines that dropped behind. Gas! Gas! Quick, boys!-An ecstasy of fumbling, Fitting the clumsy helmets just in time; But someone still was yelling out and stumbling And flound'ring like a man in fire or lime... Dim, through the misty panes and thick green light, As unde

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An old song from "Man of La Mancha" for ... Ah, sweet sovereign of my captive heart. I shall not fail thee, for I know... I have dreamed thee too long, Never seen thee or touched thee. But known thee with all of my heart. Half a prayer, half a song, Thou hast always been with me, Though we have been always apart. Dulcinea... Dulcinea... I see heaven when I see thee, Dulcinea, And thy name is like a prayer An angel whispers... Dulcinea... Dulcinea! If I reach out to thee, Do not tremble and shrink From the touch of my hand on thy hair. Let my fingers but see Thou art warm and alive, And no phantom to fade in the air. Dulcinea... Dulcinea... I have sought thee, sung thee, Dreamed thee, Dulcinea! Now I've found thee, And the world shall know thy glory, Dulcinea... Dulcinea!

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Dulens' World Ch. 01 by GallopingStyx © (Authors Note: I want to thank AngelLove for superior editing, as usual) The stars glinted and glittered in the midnight blue sky. A crisp, cool zephyr caressed Kabira's cheek. The moonlight lit up the cloudless night sky and softened her rosy tan skin. Her long, straight chocolate locks cascaded like a flowing waterfall over her deep brown eyes, which scanned the night sky one last time. Kabira sighed and thought, 'Well . . . it is already well past midnight, and even though I don't have to get up early tomorrow, I am exhausted from work today . . . ' Kabira was the manager for a large wildlife sanctuary, and today had been a very long day. The delivery truck with hay for the animals had overturned on the highway, and Kabira had spent a large portion of her day digging up extra supplies of food. Then, two of the gazelles and one lion had all given birth at the same time, leaving her with seven newborn cubs and calves, almost no mo

The Dull Day
this is such a dull day to cold to go anywhere the girls are playing well together and there is nothing on tv. what to do what to do on a day like this ive already read some of my book and so now i guess its the computer for the rest of the day what fun for me

Dull
DULL IM LOOSING GRIP AS I START TO DRIFT I CANT COPE IVE LOST ALL HOPE IM DULL DULL LIKE THE RAZORS SLICE ONE & MANY MORE TO GO SLICE TWO IM GETTING NUMB SLICE THREE IVE LOST CONTROL AS THE RAZOR FALLS THE BLOOD FLOWS FROM MY ARM IM LOOSING MY SANE 11/30/04

Dull Boy
All work and no play makes me a dull boy.. All work and no play makes me a dull boy.. All work and no play makes me a dull boy.. All work and no play makes me a dull boy!! Live in a secret Live in a lie Live in a dark hole beneath the black sky Live like a martyr and draw my last breath Feel like an old man with a knife in my chest Live like a Transian Live like a thief Hide in your closet, grinding my teeth Sit in a small room with the walls closing in Open the shutters but everythings still dim Payback For all the things I've done in my past Payback For everything There are no take backs [Chorus:] I'm not the reason Its not my fault Its not my problem I'm not the cause I'm not your scapegoat I'm not your god I'm not your martyr I'd leave you all I'm not the reason - (I'm not your scapegoat) It's not my fault - (I'm not your god) It's not my problem - (I'm not your martyr) I'm not the cause - (I'd leave you all) All work and no play makes me a dull boy Feel like a clown witho

3-d Ultra Sound
Today, June 30th, 2008. At 5:30pm I went for my 3-D ultra sound of my unborn baby girl Nevaeh...Was AWESOME...Once inna lifetime kinda experience. :) Was so beautiful...I heard her heart beat, Again...Was soooo STRONG...And I got to see a 3-D video of her as well...Got to see her smile (Precious)...Movin around in my tummy, All kinds of neat stuff... But we couldn`t really get a great head shot of her cos she was playin shy LOL She always had her hands over her face...LOL...Too cute!

Dumas Characters
You scored as Aramis. You are Aramis, the Musketeer priest. Two natures war within you: one full of high-minded ideals and the other a sensualist. Your love life is an art form, and you are a Romantic who places great importance on the perfect date. Sometimes you manipulate people and events a little too much, but your heart is good nevertheless.Aramis70%D'Artagnan60%Mercedes45%Richelieu45%Edmund Dantes40%Porthos40%Athos35%Rochefort0%Which Dumas character are you? (pics)created with QuizFarm.com

Dum Ass
The one time you get enought money to pay off a quter of your bills, and what do you do you take that money and blow it a strip club. $400 pluse dollars given to sexey hot woman who will take it off just to make a little money. How Dum are you You Realy Need A Woman

Dumas Economic Experts Also Said
Once Ibrahimovic to Real Madrid, is directly affected Benzema position, the 25-year-old French international contract will expire in 2015, Cressey Diego Los opinion is AC Milan will take the opportunity to sign and Prepare a three-year contract, salary is about 300-400 million euros. Benzema's natural strength without doubt, La Liga last season, played 30 games into 12 balls 13 balls assists, Champions League played 10 games 5 goals and 5 assists, King's Cup played in eight games scoring 4 goals 3 assists, and only　Boston Bruins jersey two games Spain Super Bowl is no contribution, 50 games, 21 goals 21 assists in the data is very alarming, but he's also worth up to 30 million euros, AC Milan finally how it works, depends on whether there Galliani a flash in the pan. However, Benzema is not only a fancy AC Milan Real Madrid player, "European football" means AC Milan are considering signing Real Madrid squad Croatian midfielder Modric's possible, to 32.1 million euros for Real

Dumas Claimed That Galliani Is Very Likely To Leave Before Christmas
Ultimatum arrived ! 8 days feats giant claims 50 million bid farewell to AC Milan AC Milan has no escape route in case 3-0 win over the Celtics got the victory in a life and death , the next game with Ajax as long as we can keep a draw qualify , but back to the league after AC Milan's situation may not so optimistic, 13 got only 14 points of AC Milan is currently ranked only 13th , and Robinho ,Barcelona jersey Abate, Mexes injuries to further weaken combat team , AC Milan, but now most concerned about is the introduction of turmoil within the team . Allegri 's job crisis is unnecessary to say that even the Champions League to get the victory, to occupy the initiative group stages Allegri 's job also did not get a solid , and now the media is talking more about his successor problem, but it may leave Galliani premature . Prior to the famous Italian football expert on the Austrian economy Dumas claimed that Galliani is very likely to leave before Christmas , while AC Milan's winter t

Dumb But Interesting Facts!!!
I was recently sent some interesting facts as well as researched some, that gave me a good laugh. So, I thought I would combine them on here to give all that reads this a good chuckle and some pointless knowlege. If you know me at all, then you know I am full of useless information. LOL!!!! Start with the state facts that I have found unusual and I am guessing most of us should be in jail for: Oral Sex- against the law in KY, IN, VA, AK Anal Sex- OH, VA Toys- no more than 2 in AZ, and 6 in TX (I would be so up a creek!!!!!!!!) Can you believe that they have made laws about what you are allowed to do behind closed doors!!!! The state that tops it all is Virginia. It is illegal to have sex with the lights on, and in no more than the missionary position, and no oral or anal. Talk about BORING!!! The motto is Virginia is for lovers?????? BORING LOVERS!!!!!! Ok now on with useless information: Orchids are named from the Greek word for Testicles (orchis)

Dumb Drunks
why is it now days people dont know when to quit. people now days drink like the stuff is going to be gone the next day. i dont understand this. and why is it when people drink they want to start a fight. why. drinks are tended to relax a body not make it agro. what is with these dumb ass drunks. if you dont know how to drink dont start. or drink mixed soda drinks.

Dumb
Well Hello, Hello! I think it's about time for a new blog don't you?! OK so here's what's on my mind today... Why is it that we feel that we have to "dumb ourselves down" for some people to like us? Do we think that if they knew we were smart they wouldn't want to be around us anymore? Do we not want to outdo someone or offend them because we can use our brains? I'm not sure what the problem is, but every young person I have spoken to, girls in particular, are intelligent and articulate and then the moment a man/boy comes around they start giggling and acting as though they based thier existince on The O.C, or Laguna Beach, and the guys LIKE IT. I don't understand why girls just can't be themselves around guys they like. Eventually the dumb blonde (no offense it's just a saying) act gets old afterwhile for both of them, and they find they have absolutely nothing in common. I know I am the first one to get tongue tied around a guy if I am really having feelings for him,

Dumb Bitch!!
I just looked at the contest page for the biker babe contest I'm in and there is some dumb bitch being rude on pic comments... her name is faithfun n crazy....... she voted for one of the girls, then left rude comments on the rest of ours........ I just don't understand some people.. I mean, it's fine to vote for someone, but you dont' have to go rate the others low and leave rude comments!!! What a bitch!!!!! Sorry, guess I just had a bad day and needed to vent... lol

Dumb Ass!
ok so everyone knows i am a friendly person..I don't hate anyone...until u call me a cunt, cam whore, bitch...chink...and whatever else! I would not show this guy my cam and he got totally pissed off at me! you can call me anything u want..but do not call me a CUNT! I hate that word with a passion!!!!!!!!!!! so here is the guy that will get totally pissed off if he can't cam with ya! Green eyes@ LostCherry go tell him how to treat a lady!

Dumb Blonde...
ive been very irritated lately... everytime i turn around there are idiots,, im not even talking about the internet either.. that moron who waits till the last second and cuts you off in traffic... the mom who has the four yeard old following her around the store then gets upset when the kid takes off and hides under the clothes rack... ME ?? im kind of a airhead sometimes i have trouble pumping gas... forgot to push the button lost the remote control... look in the fridge drive my vehicle around for two months with no inspection....never even realized it UNTIL... i stopped for a road block and the officer asked me "what's up with your inspection???" ...they looked at me like i was crazy when i said "sorry, i'm blonde." NOW... i've come to the conclusion that life was much easier when i WAS blonde... not just because "Blondes have more fun." but people expect less of you when they see the blonde you can g

Dumbass Of The Day
Sooo I'm reading bulletins .. yes I actually read them and not just post and repost...and what do I see? A young lady had just posted a bulletin and was very proud of it being her 17 and a half birthday....Ummmmmm...genius. Mind you, she lied on her profile. Wanna see the bulletin? Oops...can't that account has been deleted, no minors on site...lol Kids.

The Dumbest Blonde Ever? (repost)
THE DUMBEST BLONDE EVER? (repost) A few days ago I was at the auto parts store when a blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. No one had any clue what the part was -- even the manager. "Come on!" she said, exasperated. "Every car I've ever had has one! But mine fell off, and I need a new one." Finally, I stepped in. "Would it help to look under my hood, and you can point out what it is you want?" I asked. "Yes!" she exclaimed, and I led the blonde to my car with a parade of parts guys right behind. I opened the hood. "Is there a 710 on this car?" I asked. She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there!" And here's what we saw: (repost of original by 'Blaze Infamous®13' on '2006-11-04 00:38:25') (repost of original by '¨*·~.♥. Tasha .♥.~·*¨' on '2006-11-04 00:46:51')

The Dumbest Blonde Ever?
A few days ago I was at the auto parts store when a blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. No one had any clue what the part was -- even the manager. "Come on!" she said, exasperated. "Every car I've ever had has one! But mine fell off, and I need a new one." Finally, I stepped in. "Would it help to look under my hood, and you can point out what it is you want?" I asked. "Yes!" she exclaimed, and I led the blonde to my car with a parade of parts guys right behind. I opened the hood. "Is there a 710 on this car?" I asked. She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there!" And here's what we saw:

Dumb Ass Ppl
Dumb ass ppl should be reqired to wear signs at all times. I have a word of advise to you posers, wannabes and general fucktards. GROW THE FUCK UP AND GET A DAMN LIFE> Oh and dont procreate there is already enough of you around. You know who you are. And to my freinds heres some love for ya. MWAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Dumbasses!!!!
I don't usually take the time to sit down and write a blog on CT. However, there are those rare times that you will actually hear a few things from me.. lol My biggest peeve right now is that there are dumbass people that insist on coming to this site that feel that they have to fuck with anyone and everyone. I'm not saying this about everyone that I've encountered on here. I have some really good friends on here and have also talked to different people that I think are absolutely awesome. I do not and will not talk poorly about any of the people whom I've made friends with who decide to put private pics up of themselves. Hey, it's your perrogative. I don't think it's a big if you decide to do that. At least I can rate them lol ;) However, to the assholes who think that it's absolutely necessary to email me and tell me to show my tits or whatever else they want to see from me.. IT'S NOT HAPPENING.. I have a boyfriend and he comes on CT as well. Since he is my boyfriend (In REAL

A Dumb Poem
you tell me of things you love about me you tell me things you could do for me yet all i see when you look at me are the words that werent meant for me you scream and shout you torment me with hatedness you hit me with your big strong hands you never show me only tell me I cant believe i stay here nothing seems to go right here all i feel is anger here i just want to run far from here happiness i feel i dont deserve happiness is something i dream of happiness is something i do not know happiness is what i need cant you try to love i still believe im in love maybe one day ill know whom im to love because its hard you say to show love crying tears of sadness crying through the pain crying cause it hurt so much crying cause i feel its gone through the pain i run from you cant seem to escape from you pain runs through me from you hated words i get from you i love you i cant stand you i have to live without you i have to try with out you

Dumb People
“Dumb People - The Saga Continues” A car in St. Louis hit a bus carrying five passengers, but by the time police arrived on the scene, fourteen pedestrians had boarded the bus and had begun to complain of whiplash injuries and back pain. When two service station attendants in Ionia, Michigan, refused to hand over the cash to an intoxicated robber, the man threatened to call the police. They still refused, so the robber called the police and was arrested. A Los Angeles man who later said he was "tired of walking," stole a steam roller and led police on a 5 mph chase until an officer stepped aboard and brought the vehicle to a stop.

Dumb *hit Of The Day
Okay this is short but classic. Over the last few days there has been a bulletein going around about a particular minor on site. The profile was investigated and the user was removed from site. The bulletin continued to circulate, asking people to not visit the profile, watch what you say...yadda yadda. Mmmk, so thus far no one has noticed that the profile has been deleted...until... 1 person figured it out. They changed the title to "KILL THIS BULLETIN, THIS PROFILE DOES NOT EXIST"....LMFAOOOO...and politely REPOSTED the whole bulletin in tact. Dude...here's your sign...lmfao!

Dumb Horney Hippy....
There was a bus going to Cleveland and there was a nun in it. The bus stopped to pick up a guy, and he was a hippy. The hippy sat next to the nun and said, "Hey baby want to have sex with me?" The nun slapped him across the face. Well as the hippy got off at his bus stop, the bus driver said, "Hey I see that nun praying every night at that cemetery over there, if you go there dressed as God you could probably get her to have sex with you." The hippy said thanks and got off the bus, then got dressed up like God with the robes and cream and powder and hid behind a grave in the graveyard. Well just as the bus driver said, the nun came to pray at around six thirty. The Hippy popped out from behind the grave and said, "I am God!" The nun said, "Oh great and powerful one what can I do for you?" The hippy said, "You must have sex with me." So she did. Then the hippy jumped up and said, "Haha I am the hippy!" And the nun jumped up and said, "Haha I am the bus driver!"

Dumbest Person Ever I Think (revised Edition)
I think this is one of the most stupid people I've ever spoken too, this is part of a convo about a mumm I wrote. this makes me laugh ->ctgentlema...: youve already said that and I already explained it ->ctgentlema...: did you read anything i wrote? ctgentlema...: me? your the one that wants to kill people ->ctgentlema...: I'm surprised you've lasted this long in life mate ctgentlema...: not if your wrong ->ctgentlema...: so i have to care what you think, but you dont have to care what i think ->ctgentlema...: wait, youre confusing me, you just said this a second ago - "so, im not a gentleman because i have an opinion, you are a fascist" ctgentlema...: i dont care what you think and if i hurt your feelings. thats life ->ctgentlema...: i just re-read your comment and you asked me a question, then didn't want to read the reply. wth? ->ctgentlema...: and your reply was just plain rude ->ctgentlema...: i was just asking if you'd seen my reply to you comment ->ctge

Dumbshits...
You know, I have spent some time reading blogs and comments on the net for a while. Here's the thing, take some of the guys on the net. Abbreviating three letter words. How lame is that? Let's substitute "you" for "u". That's just one of many. Granted the internet is supposed to be a release from reality, but there should be a line drawn somewhere. I can handle certain things, but the overabundance of stupidity on the net kind of makes me wonder just what this world is coming to. I suppose maybe I'm being a little bit too critical on this, but I believe that if you can actually operate a computer the least that you could do is spell shit properly. I'm not talking about being the spelling police or anything else, just take the time to do shit right the first time. Honestly, when you actually take the time to think about it. What's that say for you if you have to substitute minor changes in the way you spell things. Kind of makes one wonder on whether you're as stupid off of th

Dumbass #2
HERE IS ANOTHER ONE...DUMBASS WTH IS GOING ON HERE?? I HAVE NOT HAD ANYONE SAY ANYTHING LIKE THIS TO ME IN MONTHS. I GUESS TODAY IS MY DAY.... ASSHOLES My Shoutbox trible_xxx: u know u are so sexy i want u now trible_xxx@ CherryTAP JUST LEAVE ME ALONE IF YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING RESPECTFUL!!!

Dumb Lawyers
Attorneys Questions Recently reported in the Massachusetts Bar Association Lawyers Journal, the following are questions actually asked of witnesses by attorneys during trials and in certain cases, the responses given by insightful witnesses: "Now Doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?" ------------------------------- "The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?" ------------------------------- "Were you present when your picture was taken?" ------------------------------- "Were you alone or by yourself?" ------------------------------- "Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?" ------------------------------- "Did he kill you?" ------------------------------- "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?" ------------------------------- "You were there until the time you left, is that true?" -------------

Dumbassery
You know what I find particularly amusing [I know my other equally gorgeous girlfriends on Myspace will readily agree]? Random emails from various boys that are CHOCK full of delicious retardation, bad lines and on more than one occasion - rancid vulgarity. My favourite from the past few days? "If I told u were beutiful, would u date me on the regular? [followed by two smiley icons and one wink icon] because U R beutiful." Now. Here is a prime example of retardation AND cheesy lines. However, I was unware of that fact that this a STOLEN cheeseball line until I was on the West Seattle Bridge today, making my journey home and heard none other than Justin Timberlake's falsetto Mariah Carey-esquely warbling out that very line. Interesting. However, as I am now in serious doubt as to your sexual orientation [seeing as how I do not know of a single straight male who would know the lyrics to JT's new song on the airwaves, or if they did, admit to it] I will unfortunat