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Echo Angel's blog: "Signs of Sex!!!"

created on 09/22/2006  |  http://fubar.com/signs-of-sex/b5206
I was recently sent some interesting facts as well as researched some, that gave me a good laugh. So, I thought I would combine them on here to give all that reads this a good chuckle and some pointless knowlege. If you know me at all, then you know I am full of useless information. LOL!!!! Start with the state facts that I have found unusual and I am guessing most of us should be in jail for: Oral Sex- against the law in KY, IN, VA, AK Anal Sex- OH, VA Toys- no more than 2 in AZ, and 6 in TX (I would be so up a creek!!!!!!!!) Can you believe that they have made laws about what you are allowed to do behind closed doors!!!! The state that tops it all is Virginia. It is illegal to have sex with the lights on, and in no more than the missionary position, and no oral or anal. Talk about BORING!!! The motto is Virginia is for lovers?????? BORING LOVERS!!!!!! Ok now on with useless information: Orchids are named from the Greek word for Testicles (orchis) because of their resemblance of their bulbs to a man's testes. We are born with 350 bones and die with 206 The average speed of a man's orgasm is 28 mph-you can poke your eye out with that thing The average ball point pen can write a line 2 miles long Banging your head against the wall uses 150 calories an hour ( don't try at home, work would be better) The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for blood plamasma No piece of paper can be folded in half more that seven times Donkeys kill more people annually than plain crashes You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television ( I need to sleep alot more) A passionate kiss burns 150 calories (beats banging your head against the wall) Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years old The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache America Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by elimating one olive from each salad served in first-class Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise Apples, not caffeine, are more efficent at waking you up in the morning Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin The first owner of Marlboro Company died of lung cancer If you yelled for 8 years 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat up one cup of coffee (that's why we have coffee makers) If you farted cosistently for 6 years and 9 months you will have produced enough energy to create an atomic bomb (WOW!!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet Walt Disney was afraid of mice Pearls melts in vinegar Dentists have recommended that your toothbrush be kept at least six feet away from a toilet, to avoid airboren particles resulting from the flush. ( I am now keeping my toothbrush in the living room) Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed poeple. (so, if you are ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) All polar bears are left handed (if they switch they will live longer) A dragonfly can fly backwards just as fast as it can forwards. The acid in vulture's stomach can dissolve a nail. A duck's quack does not echo Turtles can breathe through their butt A pig's orgasm last for 30 minutes ( i want to be a pig in my next life) A cockroach will live nine days without it's head before it starves to death!! (still want to be a pig) The catfish has over 27,000 tastebuds ( would you really want to taste the bottom of the pond) Some lions mate over 50 times a day (Still want to be a pig, QUALITY over quantity) Butterflies taste with their feet Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump (still not over the pig) An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain ( i know some people like that) Starfish have no brains ( i know more people like that) (HALF AN HOUR!!!!!!! can you imagine???) and lastly Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure ( i will need to teach my fellow pigs the new way of pleasure) So there you go.........a bunch of useless information that you may use to strike up a conversation with strangers ie: Did you know it's illegal to have oral sex in Kentucky?? If you survive the beating, remember to use the animal ones next time LOL If you know anymore useless information post it on here for me, can never have to much useless info!!!! I hope to hear from everyone sometime soon Take care and God bless!!!!!
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