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The Dream
Your screams fill the dark as fear fills me to the core. The tears start flowing. I just can't help you anymore. You cry out for me, pain so real and so strong. I know I must help though it feels so wrong. I take off running down the cold darkened hall. I hear you scream again as I stumble and I fall. I pick myself up but it's too dark to see. I wonder if I'll ever find you and set you free. I hear my name again and then a god awful scream. I start shaking and crying. It was all just a dream. That dream got me thinking and now I can finally see. I was never the one meant to set you free.

Dreaming Of The Day
Here in the darkness he lies awake as she slumbers on his chest. Cozy is her hand in his and deep is her breath. He waits not for the morning sun but, for the day. Serenity as pure as the graceful shore, were pain subsides and endures no more. He wonders what she dreams of and if his thoughts are of her own. Just her breathing can be heard and her heart beat felt. A tear rolls off his cheek but she will not know of his joy for her. Not yet, no, time is abundant he ponders. “Soon” he, whispers in her ear, “Soon my love, soon you will know without a doubt.” His tear dries with a damped streak sensation down his cheek. She wakes for a moment to turn over and says to him. “My side hurts”, and that she loves him. Poking out his cigar and shutting the door to his thoughts. He adjusts the covers and turns over to her too, dream the dream of his assuring day, The day when love conquers all.

A Dream? (nsfw)
My thoughts I promised would stay hidden,But there is nothing that I can no longer do.They are no longer just in my head,The thought of you now runs in my body to.The idea of your lips running gently over mine,Warms my core and eases into my veins.I see your hands sliding down my body to their goal,As waves of you pound through my brain.As I lay you down and your mouth slowly parts,One last kiss before the rest of my dream begins.My hands now are moving,as they now their task.They slide your silk away To reveal what you have hidden.I slowly ease down my lips touch you all on my journey,The sweet taste of your skin reminds,a dream you no longer are.My hands move and begin to part your legs,I lick my lips because from me heaven is no longer far.My hand reaches you first slowly caressing the lips,As my lips inch across your belly,my fingers sense your aroused.My mouth closes near,longing and wanting to taste you.I kiss and lick your thighs,your time has come now.My mouth begins to savor y

Dreams Will Never Will Happen..........
I HAVE SIT AND WONDERING THAT ONE DAY MY DREAMS WILL BE CRUSH. I HAVE SIT AND WONDERING Y DO I FEEL LIKE HAVE LET MYSELF DOWN WHEN I GET MY HOPE UP THINK WILL DAY I LOSE MY DREAMS . I HAVE SIT AND WONDERING THAT ONE DAY IT BE THE DAY MY LIFE IS OVER BC OF DREAMS THAT HAVE FOR MYSELF TO BE BETTER PERSON OR PERSON THAT SHOULD BE BITCH TO PPL THAT PISS ME OFF . JUST HAVE WAIT SEE HOW MY DREAMS COME OUT MORE LIKE IT BE CRUSH LIKE ALWAYS .........

A Dream Night With You In Paradise
A dream of love It's dark outside and it's too late now It's time for my baby to sleep Please do not be sad and do not sigh Dream with me now and you will not regret Dream on me as I'm with you I'll fall like pillow my soul And I'll wrap my heart Pamper me in your dream Kiss me as only you know better And embraces me with love Want me like I want you and I Every day more and more I know you think of me I knew I want to be with you We have the same dream and I I know you love me And I feel like I want Only me I can hear you call me your dream Just you and I cry in my dream Send me only your love And I promise that I will keep It will be the pride of place in my heart!

Dreaming As The Music Plays
My Maria , your grace and beauty slip into my dreams They call to me as an empty void of despair , wishing I could take from you all the pain , all the memories and wipe away every tear . But alas I am but a lowly human being here. Not I as High Priest and the keeper of the heart anymore , my mantle has been so cruelly stripped away , my powers lay dormant for none to care . And I know you're but my child. Because of my lust and my love for the mortal that helped create you , I regret it not because it taught me to dance to the music of my heart as it plays , after a long weary day , I have you , the music and my sweet child. I'll pay my penitence with pride.

Dreaming Of You!
DREAMING OF YOU I lie on the ground,and stare into space,the stars start to move,into the shape of your face.I see you there now,looking down at me,with that cute little smile,that I like to see.You say "close your eyes","tell me what you see",I see only two people,just you and me.We're walking the shoreline,with our feet getting wet,the horizon turns pink,as the sun starts to set.We make love through the night,on that white sandy shore,

Dreams
I dream of your touch while you are away, I dream of your smile all through the day, I remember the day, You came into my life, I dream of the day I will be by your side. I dream of the day I can fall asleep next to you, I dream of the day I can say I cherish you. To be your wife, To be together for life, Is a dream I have, Every night. But we all know that dreams are just that , They don't come true and there is never you.

Dream
every girl has that dream wedding that they want soooo bad, be on a beach or a castle. to ride off into the sunset with the love of there life. yeah i had dreams like that once . but now the only thing i want is a simple one some day. ive been hurt more then i ever thought id be and it sucks ass when ya get hurt and cry for endless days. where am i goin with this??? idk just thought id write my feelings. dont like it, then dont read it.

Dream
i lay here awakeas you sleep thousands of miles awayi bring this cigarette to my lipsand my hand shakesi watch as the light and smokeengage in a silent intimate dancethe smoke swirls around meand i'm pulled into a worlda dream world in my mindi smile as i think of youand all the things you do that make my soul dancedance with the smoke and the lightmaking a whirlwind of perfectionin an instant the cigarette is out with a protesting sizzleas i drop it into the make-shift ashtray-a can of old pepsii switch off the lightand i'm pulled into the darkdark where you are notthis is my favorite time of the nightwhen i can close my eyes and dreamto make you realmake you real..

The Dream
Having random dreams of a utopian society again makes me wake up emo and sad with a ting of hope. I want to live in a soceity where I can freely say that I am madly in love with my not only my husband but also my Master and my boyfriend and I love freely. I hold my friends in a spot "regular" people place for thier family. Truth is, the bulk of my family sucks. The people I was closest to have died and left behind the drug addicts that abused me. We live in a society that places so much emphisis on what is right and what is normal and what is acceptable in society that we loose sight of ourselfs. To thy own self be true. I want to live in a society where there is no social stigma about what a relationship is. To focus our time and energy into the betterment of all man kind.

Dreams Of....
HELLO OUT THERE: IF YOU LIKE INDIAN FOLKTALES AS MUCH AS I THEN THIS WILL BE RIGHT UP YOUR ALLY. LUKE IS A YOUNG MAN FORCED TO LEAVE HIS ONLY KNOWN HOME IN MAINE FOR HIS CHILDHOOD HOME WHERE HE LOST ITS MEMORIES SO LONG AGO. ON HIS ARRIVAL HE FINDS NEW LOST FRIENDS WHO AWAITED HIS COMING WITH JOY. SOON THEY EACH LEARN THAT THEY HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON, THE REOCCURING DREAMS OF HORRIFCI THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT. AFTER A WHILE THEY ARE FORCED TO SEEK OUT AN OLD INDIAN MAN FOR HELP. WHAT THEY FIND IN THE PROCESS IS FAR MORE THAN THEY HAD BARGAINED FOR WHEN HE TELLS THEM THEY HAVE BEEN CHOSEN FOR A JOURNEY LIKE NO OTHER. BUT IN ORDER TO DO SO WOULD MEAN FOR THEM TO TRANSFORM INTO SOMETHING OF THE MOST BIZZARE THING. IF CHOSE TO FOLLOW THIS JOURNEY THEY WILL CAN NEVER RETURN WHAT THEY WERE BEFORE.

Dreams
Its been said that your drams can be a preview of whats to come. Im not sure I believe this as I havent dreamed of someone dying and have it actually happen. Most who know me well will tell you that my imagination is very wild and vivid. You only have to describe very little for me to get the whole picture and sometimes with my mind I can take very little and turn it into a pandemic if you will. I guess to get to the point, I have had this same dream and it is really scaring me. So much that I really dont enjoy laying in my bed because I know whats coming. Check your profiles and youll no doubt see post at odd hours in the morning. What is it about a dream that makes it so vivid? What (somebody give me a big word here) i it that causes you to awaken in tears or cold sweats? Can dreams really tell you whats about to happen and if so, what exactly do you do? If its bad how do you stop it? if its good, how do you make sure it happens? What are dreams that they stir the very soul of a pers

Dreams
Well they say dreams don't mean much, but what happens when you dream about your 13 year old daughter at the age of 3 trying to eat a rotten cucumber? You try to take the cucumber away from her and your hand slips and you hit the person next to you in bed? I'm not sure what it means, but it sure was funny. I got woke up to "What the hell, you trying to beat me up?" I couldn't help but giggle a little. I feel bad I do that in my sleep, but at the same time I couldn't help but laugh because I swore trying to get that stupid cucumber away from my daughter was a real as me sitting here typing it out. With my daughter being 13 today, I don't have to worry so much about that. So I am wonderfing if it's not a memory from the past. Something I did when she was three. She wasn't much of a sweet-eater, at least not till she hit that "stage" in life that all woman hate! Either way though, she still doesn't do a lot of sugar. It was just a funny dream and funny what happened while I was dream

A Dream In The Making
What do you do when you've met someone that you just really want to kneel to ? I know and feel this man is honorable and up right in his dealings with the public , I believe he has strength to surpass anyones I know. I do think I am wanting him and don't know how to prove myself worthy of his devotion and thats what I want ..... devotion , respect , gentleness , and true feelings . Like an old song " I just wanna lay you down " But then I might never want to get up , when the man only has to say a certain word and I cum. It would be so interesting if I could mask my face of all reactions to electrons hooked up to my pussy & tit's with him having a remote control and push the button whenever he wanted to. In the check-out lane at the market , in a favorite restaurant or just hiking & walking in the country side . If I could handle that , then maybe I should have went to Hollywood . I know my face is expressive and show all my emotions , when I am happy , I look that way , I dare say wat

The Dreaded 25,000 Likes
What you'll Need: 6 Rockstars 6 Happy Hours A FUCK TON of blasts And a few energy drinks, maybe some coffee - pick your poison Hang in there folks, it's about to be one hell of an adventure. This achievement is definitely NOT for the faint of heart, nor is it for anyone that really has a life outside of the internet lol Along with the previously listed items, you'll need one HELL of an amazing group of supporters to help share and whore you out, as well as tickers, and anything else that may have your page displayed. You MUST be extremely active, meaning laziness will get you nowhere. Rate and comment EVERY SINGLE PROFILE humanly possible in order to spread your page around, and don't be afraid to ask for help! Post those MuMMs as well, upload pictures, videos, ANYTHING to get you into peoples news feed. Trust me, I was one of the first 10 to get this achievement and I'm definitely willing to admit it is no walk in the park. I even had to tough through it while I was extreme

Dreaming
DreamingDreaming is my timeTo Explore my MindKeeping time and taking notesFeelings and Emotions running riotMaking a Movie One image at a timeBringing thoughts to the fore front Living and feeling everything Loving every momentBad ones creep in but I shoo them awayTaking stock of my life Dreaming about people, places, times and environments Pleasing and enveloping my whole beingMental time out and my time to healMy space to be who I want to be.

A Dream
In my slumbers last night , he came to me. He said " Luv , did you call for me ?" Yes , I had called him by name , " Master , come take me " I'm so alone and I need a place to go in my mind where we can be free , and neither be alone. Lets sail away my love , to the Sea of Make Believe , where we can be anything we wish to be. Your arms around me tight, as you pull my gown up and over my head , I submit gratefully , glad to belong to you. Love me darling , I whispered. Let me feel the steel as I shiver with the need for release , your lips begin to explore my hot body , my neck , my ears , my throat , down to my hard nipples where you sucked like a man thirsty to his very soul. But you take your sweet-ass time to prolong the intensity of wanting each other. I brought the nylon ropes you whispered. UMMMMMMM was all I could moan , I was trembling with heated anticipation , as you will my luv . He raised up and with a quickness I was bound , wrists to to my legs with knees apart and open

Dream Come True Pt 1
Once, when I was 18, I was home alone poking around the house with nothing really to do. I started snooping around my parent's room and found a box under the bed. I pulled it out and opened it. Inside was a pretty good sized stash of porn movies, assorted oils, lubes and a big12" pink vibrator. My eyes grew wide at this little discovery. Who knew my parents were so kinky? I knelt on the floor for a while looking through the titles of the movies they had. As I did I started to get really horny! I knew no one would be home for hours so I took a couple of movies, some lube and the vibrator. Quickly I walked to my room and closed the door. Once inside I stripped to my already wet panties turned on my TV and put the first movie in the player, then sat down on the edge of my bed. Once the movie got going I was treated to the sight of two gorgeous girls kissing. They looked to be around my age and that really turned me on. They could have been someone I went to school with! Soon

Dream Come True Pt 2
I was suddenly very aware of how open to her I was; Lying on my front with my legs apart and that large toy slowly slipping from my pussy onto the bed. I was taken by naughty this was and wondered how bad my parents would freak if they stepped into my room at that exact moment. Here was their little girl naked in bed with another girl! The more I thought about it the more excited I got. I came to and realized I was just staring at Amy without speaking. "You ok/" She asked. "Oh yeah, better than ok!" I purred. "I was just thinking about how bad it would be if we got caught. "Oh really?" "Yeah. Even if my parents walked in right now I don't think I could or would stop you. I'm so fucking turned on right now!!!" "Then this should make it better then." With that Amy stood up and pulled her top off over her head. Her tits were so perfect, nicely tanned with nice little hard nipples standing up waiting for my mouth. My eyes roamed over her tight body, from her Dark hair to he

Dred
I dred this so much, I already long for your touch. The warmth of your skin melts my heart and your presence makes me feel alive. Without you I do not feel whole, you are apart of my soul. Where did we go wrong? I have wanted someone like you for so long. I feel like I cant breath, I do not want you to leave. I dont know how to make things right, all we do is fight. I thought it was love at first sight... now I am not sure how you feel, all I know is the love I have for you is real. Please, dont let our love end, I need you. You are not only my love, but you are also my friend. Sense I have been with you, I’ve felt my heart start to mend. I’ll ask you once more, please dont let our love end. 6/26/2002

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Drei Secrets Behind Smartphones
Klein, Taschenformat und einem Gewicht von weniger als 200grams das Smartphone hat alle Macht von einem Desktop-Computer und fährt ab und Ihr Unternehmen auf einer täglichen Basis. Um eine Menge von Nutzern, sind sie ihre Lebensader zur Außenwelt, aber sind Sie in der Lage, diese Technologie zu verstehen oder sind Sie unsicher, wie? Geheime Number One Alle Smartphones können verbinden oder die Fähigkeit haben, sich mit dem Internet zu verbinden. Dies ist durch die Telco Services wie 2G, EDGE, 3G oder bevorstehende 4Gnetwork oder eine drahtlose Hotspot-Netzwerk. Mit diesem Wissen heißt, Sie können gezielt diese Kunden zu Ihrem drahtlosen Netzwerk durch gezielte Werbung verwenden Targeting Kunden, die Technologie zu nutzen.Die meisten Smartphone-Nutzer wissen, wie sie sich zwischen einem zellularen (2G und 3G)-Netzwerk und einem drahtlosen Netzwerk Hotspot verbinden. Sobald sie wissen, dass sie eine Verbindung herstellen, werden die meisten Benutzer versuchen, im Internet zu surfen, um

Dremz Suk
Dark outside...but even the Shifters know that it's just a distraction. It's feeding time in the world of Shadows and the Lost. Movement...something we have to catch...into the road, out of the road, into the road....watch out for the cars...big white truck...moves into the other lane. She's there, going around one side. He's there, watching, waiting, seeing who will give chase first. And it's her. Flush him out so she can tackle him. A house. Sadness. He's a Shifter. Getting dressed. New pants. But...not afraid of the shadows...even the ones that eye him in hungry anticipation. Pants look like the blanket on our real bed...something about because the jeans are wet his have to be too. But then...a home. She kisses me and slides on top. Just lays there. We're lost...lost forever in some spinning moment. Then writing. Saying we'll have to stop the mornings cuz she's going to be late for work. Someone beside her...me not me...saying that it's all ended now and there's no love there

Dre@mer Did What?!
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A Drem I Had....
Category: Dreams and the Supernatural I sit on this huge carnival ride as wind wisp’s around me, some gentle, some harsh... like diffrent voices speaking to me. I can hear thier whispers as the wind swirls around my body. The sky turns to darkness around me as I’m lifted into the air, I can no longer see the Earth. I look around and see Im not alone... my mom, family, friends and people of all nations are on this ride with me. Then the winds start to blow again as the ride starts to turn. Turning faster and faster as the wind starts to make a low rumbling sound. The harsh wind was smacking us in the face, taking our breath away. The wind made a sound as if it were a voice speaking to us in an unfamilar language.... Yet we understood every word. It wanted us, It wanted our soul, it wanted us to give in. It was like demons trying to climb up to me and my family... screaming our names. People were falling off the ride left and right, down into the black bottomless p

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Drench
Give me another pill A cavern for your blood lust Drowning in the ocean of dispare Reaching out to find comfort Bury the headache Wipe your bloody eyes As your flowing hair sways in the wind On this black day Bury this alive Drug me and brush me off Make the pain of this illusion disappear Don't throw me away Crave what you lie As the knife dives into your throat

Drenched
When we touch, my head spins I need to feel you deep within My tide rises, I feel so wet I'll cum for you but, oh not yet Let it build and you will see Just how wet I can be When I reach the sweet release A smile will be upon my face Knowing that I will again Feel the quiver deep within As you move inside me It's just the way I want it to be Thrusting slowly, then so fast Oh, how I want this to last I'll cum for you of that be sure I only hope I can endure The ecstasy, wanting more Never knowing what's in store An addiction oh so sweet Until again when we meet And get to play between the sheets.

Drenched...
DRENCHED the music rumbles, the mind tumbles the rain is like tears of joy, pain, love, fear. soaking wet, binging on feeling. drinking and thinking, drenched to the soul the voice in the head drones, mumbles, flows, stuttersteps arguing or agreeing with the heart, the thing pushing blood mixed with fire thru your body tweaking the chemicals in your head. making the colors you see so intense, they hit you hard adding to the fog of your world. you know what you want. and you know you won't get it, but it doesn't hurt cause you know they are happier this way. brainflex, heartstop. You've got questions that you don't know if you'll survive the asking, and don't know if you want to. but you won't let yourself go cause there is always hope and your heart won't quit tumble on in the fog, feel deep, and ask when the time is right

Dresses...
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The Dresden Dolls, Girl Anachronism
you can tell from the scars on my arms and cracks in my hips and the dents in my car and the blisters on my lips that i'm not the carefullest of girls you can tell from the glass on the floor and the strings that're breaking and i keep on breaking more and it looks like i am shaking but it's just the temperature and then again if it were any colder i could disengage if i were any older i could act my age but i dont think that youd believe me it's not the way i'm meant to be it's just the way the operation made me and you can tell from the state of my room that they let me out too soon and the pills that i ate came a couple years too late and ive got some issues to work through there i go again pretending to be you make-believing that i have a soul beneath the surface trying to convince you it was accidentally on purpose i am not so serious this passion is a plagiarism i might join your century but only on a rare oc

The Dressing Room
It was a month after my first sexual encounter with Sarah - a lot has happened. We had the kingdom to ourselves cause we shared a dorm room, she was my roommate, my lover, my sex toy, my everything at that moment. We had sex almost every day, and today was not going to be any different. I don't know why, but that day I was extremely horny. The kind of horniness I was experiencing was the kind you don't experience often in your life. It's the kind you just need to satisfy as soon as possible, no matter what! Everything I heard or saw made me think about sex and cause my pussy to itch. But at last the moment I was waiting for arrived. Sarah and I agreed to meet around one pm at the local swimming centre to go for a refreshing dive. I was waiting at the entrance of the Swimming centre and I looked at my watch, still ten more minutes before my watch would show one. My bag, filled with my bikini and a towel and some other stuff, was laying between my legs as I sat on a bench, waiting for

Dressing Up
i saunter into my darkened closet, and as i undress, i think of you.. pulling on my silky underthings i feel the warmth of your hand, caressing my bare trembling skin.. so soothingly tender, so very soft... i toss back my mane of crazy hair, revealing the imprints of your kiss to my mirror's inquisitive stare.. and i feel the press of your lips to my neck, like it was yesterday.. so exotically sexy, so very hot.. that night we were hiding from my dad, stealing a brief moment to say goodbye.. i dragged you into my darkened closet, and i felt your arms go 'round me tight, kissing me soft, swaying side to side... so erotically magical, so very surreal.. said no words as hands and lips explored, you pulled my leg up and around your waist.. i gasped as your hands went under my shirt, and i felt the warmth of your gentle fingers massaging my breast..should've closed the door.. so enchantingly relaxing, so very arousing.. i pull

27 Dresses, Pt. 2
Ok, so as many of you already know, I was recently an extra in a film being shot here in Providence called 27 Dresses, starring James Marsden of X-Men fame and Katherine Heigl (Grey's Anatomy). I had a bit of embarrasment over X-Men underwear mentioned in a previous blog (we'll get to more on that later, lol). So anyway, I was notified that they would be needing extras again for a Goth club scene and I was quick to respond that I would be available any time they needed me. As it turns out, I guess my extra status the first time got bumped up to featured extra since you saw me clearly in several shots. They told me I could only participate again if I could drastically change my appearance. I laughed to myself as I thought of that concept. ME? Drastically change my appearance, that's just sooooo unlike me. LOL. So I bleached my hair, had my hawk up, wore my contacts, put the piercings back in, did the goth makeup and went all out. Apparently it worked seeing as how Heat

The Dress
A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house. She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law laying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room. "What are you doing?" she asked. "I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered. "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained. "Love dress? But you're naked!" "Mike loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me." The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively

Dress Code!
Dress Code: You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise. Sick Days: We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor; you are able to come to work. Personal Days: Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. (They're called Saturdays & Sundays). Bereavement Leave: This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend the funeral arrangements. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary;

Dressing The Candle
DRESSING THE CANDLE by Lady Bridget, © 1997 What is dressing a candle and what does it do? Dressing refers to coating the candle with oil while concentrating on the intention for which you will be burning the candle. This is done after you inscribe it. This adds additional vibrations of the oil, and also your own body oil from your hands. Using an oil appropriate to the work you are doing (this may take some research on your part - do it, remember you only get out what energy you put in.) sprinkle the number of drops of oil on the candle (also using a number appropriate to the work you are doing) and gently stroke the candle that same number of times from bottom to top. Then repeat the strokes from top to bottom. Repeat the third time from the middle out to the two ends. One thing to remember, and this is never written in any books that I have seen, is that there is a definite direction to rub the candle. You always should do the dressing in one direction. For example: If you are

Dressing Up
so we were going to go out but i don't know what to go as.... either a gangsta or a hooker..only problem is i don't know what a ganggsta really wears, and i can't do my own make up or hair to be a hooker...so i'm just gonne quit

Dressed Up To Go Out Today In The Real World>> To Starbucks For Coffee.
Well im headed out the door Friday 10 ;00 am today to Star Bucks . Should be breath fresh air. Have,nt went out since I was working, two wk.s ago. Well ive shopped for groceries and such but not just, went to go out to enjoy a relaxed day for me .... Have a great Friday all ; Hugs xoxoxox Diana

Dress Code
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Dress Code.
Coming to a determination that not all dress codes mean the same thing when it's business casual. So us group of gals in our department was pulled into a quick meeting that our casual Friday was placed in jeopardy last week. One of the doc's got highly pissed about an un-named individual for the attire worn. It's funny cause I can think of one that has direct patient contact and blatently had her huge arm tattoo's showing. I don't mind seeing that but not sure I'd feel the same way if I was the patient. Does this type stuff offend you in a doctor's office? We may have our casual Friday's taken away because of this. I try to keep in mind if it's a question about it in mind, just don't do it. Oh well more to come I'm sure.

Dress Code Part 2
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The Dressing Room
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Drew Bledsoe Update Because I Have To
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Drew's Awakening
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Dr. Hook- Sharing the Night Together You're looking kinda lonely girl Would you like someone new to talk to Ah-yeh, alright I'm feeling kinda lonely too If you don't mind can I sit down here beside you Ah-yeah, alright If I seem to come on too strong I hope that you will understand I say these things 'cause I'd like to know If you're as lonely as I am and if you mind Sharing the night together Oh-yeah, sharing the night together Oh-yeah, sharing the night We could bring in the morning girl If you want to go that far And if tomorrow find us together Right here the way we are would you mind Sharing the night together Oh-yeah, sharing the night together Oh-yeah, sharing the night Would you like to dance with me and hold me You know I want to be holding you Ah-yeah, alright 'Cause I like feeling like I do And I see in your eyes that you're liking it too Ah yeah, alright Like to get to know you better Is there a place where we can go Where we can be alon

Dr. Hook & The Medicine Show- Jungle To The Zoo
(Shel Silverstein) The tiger, he looked out of his cage and smiled He said come here boy, I want to talk to you a while He said I once was running wild and free just the same as you But it's one step from the jungle to the zoo Its one step from the jungle to the zoo You better watch out or they're gonna get you too They'll clip your claws, cut your hair, make a pussy cat out of you Its one step from the jungle to the zoo He said son when you go running through the grass You bet look out for all the hidden traps They'll feed you sweets and goodies 'til you're too fat to move Then its one step from the jungle to the zoo Its one step from the jungle to the zoo You better watch out or they're gonna get you too They'll clip your claws, yank your fangs, make a pussy cat out of you Its one step from the jungle to the zoo Only one step from the jungle to the zoo You better watch out or they're gonna get you too They'll clip your claws, cut your hair, make a pussy c

Dr Hook Song That States The Way Of The World
Girls have it made Girls have more fun Girls have their way To get lovers anytime they want Anytime she needs some lovin' Anytime she just gives a sign It won't take her long to find a man to oblige Guys got to plot Guys got to plan Guys got to lie, cheat, steal Do anything he can Anything to get her to love him Anything to make her agree That's the way it's been since Adam and Eve Girls can get it anytime they want Girls can get it where a man often won't Everybody's always after some lovin' now and then A woman gets it faster than any man can Girls can get it anytime they like Girls can get it a fact of life If she calls you for some lovin' in the middle of the night She can get a man runnin' at the speed of light We all look for love Somewhere, sometime Girls find it first They find it morning, noon and night And it's a wonder of nature, eighth wonder of the world That a man's got to chase her if he's gonna get the girl Oh, when a woman wants

Dr. Hook & The Medicine Show, I Got Stoned And I Missed It
(Shel Silverstein) I was sitting in my basement I just rolled myself a taste Of something green and gold and glorious to get me through the day Then my friend yelled through the transom "Grab your coat and get your hat son There's a nut down on the corner, givin' dollar bills away" But I laid around a bit Then I had another hit Then I rolled myself a bauma Then I thought about my mama Then I fooled around, played around Jacked around a while and then I got stoned and I missed it I got stoned and I missed it I got stoned and it rolled right by I got stoned and I missed it I got stoned and I missed it I got stoned oh me oh my Now it took seven months of urging just to get that local virgin With the sweet face up to my place to fool around a bit Next day she woke up rosy and she snuggled up so cosy When she asked me how I liked it Lord it hurt me to admit I was stoned and I missed it I was stoned and I missed it I was stoned and it rolled right by I was s

Drh Sucks, Just Saying
the bastard got me thinking about pastrami the other day when he wanted to know what to do with a corned beef without the boil with cabbage thing. i told him how to make pastrami from it on a grill or smoker of course me being a lazy fuck haven`t had the smoker fired up in while got up this morning, made coffee, fired up a bowl while waiting for coffee and at on deck looking at smoker got that heated up and tossed a pair of whole chickens on it. friggin birds looked lonely on there, it`s a big fuckin smoker. ended up going to supermarket and picking up some friends for the chickens. now i have a rainbow trout, a whole tilapia, a 4 lb.tritip and 2 chickens on the smoker. of course i had to get beer to drink while tending the smoker, decided to try a new one. wingwalker lager by rj.king brewery, great beer try it if you see it. too much food in smoker, made a few phone calls, now have tuna salad,potato salad and dessert on the way over with friends tis a good fuckin day so far

Dr. Humor
1. A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, Lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs ---and I was in the wrong one. Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Francisco 2. At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patients anterior chest wall. "Big breaths," I instructed. "Yes, they used to be," replied the patient. Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA 3. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a "massive internal fart.." Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg 4. During a patients two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he informed me, his do

Dribble About Life
Misleading Every morning I rouse and feel like it would be better off if I were to depart. Just give up the battle and slither away into the oppression that devours my life. I want to get in my car and drive– just go as far as I can without any thought of whom I am. Miles are just some strides aligned with the devil in a cavity of depression they seep within and fragment existence of immorality. Wish I could fly– open my arms wide and soar off from this handicap of illusions. I’m sure some Messiah will intercept before I hit ground. Holds me like a child to breast and protect me from all the fake people. This torment of sacrifice is so deep-seated I can’t continue without you. Walk away if you must but leave behind the best of us. No other hands will soothe the sadist that resides within my sweet-- no other lips will appease the consuming fire in your soul. No one knows this misery I camo

Dried Fructose Lips! Glitter Like Chapstickgirl.
Kid, the iron hand slaps happy the iron fist of fate. yup jits everywhere. grits everywhere. sticking to the teeth of every blind barricade and room filled with sout. thats... "Sout" not soot. not black, but... white. can you imagine white cabrini green? the smell of bruschetta and fava beans burning on the grill? empty chianti bottles adorning the doorsteps of a million abandoned condos The smell of white contempo neighborhoods rob you with your eyes staring up to the daylight this is mock and roll. this is new women and children, new woes Mr Midnight comes. on the faces of these, too ridiculous to be written. It's RollsRoyce and selling. Next, On COPS: Its programmmed on our eyes. Big saline baggie titted Buffy, and J.G. Billington police chases. Baggies filled with ripped timeshare. summerhouses in the Comptons East to West, 90% sold! debt sold by the ounce. its coming. Raw chinos and Golf Mr Midnight comes. Crackhouses on the lake blinged out like th

Dried Up, Tied And Dead To The World
You cut off all of your fingers Trade them in for dollar bills Cake on some more make-up to Cover all those lines Wake up and stop shaking cause you're just wasting time Don't you want some of this? Don't you need some of this? You take but cannot be given You ride but cannot be ridden Pinch this tiny heart of mine Wrap it up in soiled twine You never read what you've written I'll be your lover, I'll be forever I'll be tomorrow, I am anything when I'm high Don't you want some of this? Don't you need some of this? You shove your hair down my throat I feel your fingers in me Tear this bitter fruit to mess Wrap it in your soiled dress Now you must spit out the seeds All dried up and tied up forever All fucked up and dead to the world

Dried Beef Ball
Serves: 10 Hands-OnTime: 10 Minutes Total Time: 10 Minutes What you need: 5 ounces dried beef, chopped 2 (8 ounce) packages cream cheese, softened 6 green onions, chopped 1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce 1/2 teaspoon seasoned salt What you do: 1 Reserve about a half cup of chopped dried beef. 2 In a separate medium bowl, combine the remaining beef, cream cheese, green onions, Worcestershire sauce and seasoned salt. Mix well and roll into a ball. 3 Roll the ball in the reserved beef, coating the entire outside of the ball. Submitted by: Joan Nutrition Info (per serving) Calories 184 (78% from fat) | Protein 7.7g | Fat 16.2g (sat 10.1g) | Carbohydrate 2.4g | Fiber 0.2g | Cholesterol 55mg | Iron 1mg | Sodium 689mg | Calcium 46mg

Dried Roses..........
Today; I took down, my precious, sweet, dried, once given to me rose's, from the walls. Now, it seems so empty here in my solem flat... They were given to me from family, friends, & yes, even from my lover........ Time has a way of drying up all feelings. They had been tied & dried with ribbons and bows. Placed here & there to fill the spaces..... Memories of days shared. Places spent. Happy times, as well as some sad, sick ones also.. But, roses being my favorite. I could never throw them out. Today I looked. I decided it was time. I fingered the small ribbon, then began the task. To me they were still, stunning as the days I received them. Ever so slowly, I began the delicate dismantling... What am I going to do with all of these. 14 bunches...... Plucking the rose heads, I started. I was drifting with my thoughts. Does this really matter? It does to me... I stopped. I started to wonder.. Why does this effect me so? After choosing a large basket I decid

Dried
no waiting, no calling, no dreaming, no crying. no wanting, no killing, no more time, to the death we wish to have. to the sleep we wish to get. what when and why must we wait for it all no more time to cry, no more time to die to just live to fry kill the cells where memory is held no longer do i sit stare at nothing no expressions of happiness sadness no emotions laid upon a face where tears always dry where one day maggots will lie silence no longer waits in a land filled with pain no thoughts memories glimpse of the past the future holds nothing for us just dirt waits for our calls flowers prepared to be dropped in the darkness where silence is welcome where tears have dried and no one ever cries waiting for it all to come no more playing in the time no more dying for their crimes silence waits for her master close it in the end make my dreams come to me make my time here worth my tears worth all that waits no longer living in happiness and pain

" Dried-out Roses" By: Becca Woolf
Old red roses, dry and dead, Wilted petals fall instead, He once gave to me to keep. Those days they lagged like lonely sleep, And now they sit as time has passed, Alone, without a love at last. With shadows of out old love cry, And wilted roses that won't die, A phone with no one there to call, I try to forget, but dont at all. I once left your name to find, I called it sweet, and good and kind. But when i found it, it was gone. You took it back and then moved on. And so I sit here, cold and blue, With nothing more for me to do But sit, with nothing left to say And throw the roses all away.

Drie Geheimen Achter Smartphones
Klein, zakformaat en weegt minder dan 200gram de Smartphone heeft alle kracht van een desktop computer en rijdt van en naar uw bedrijf op een dagelijkse basis. Om veel gebruikers, zijn ze hun levenslijn naar de buitenwereld, maar bent u in staat om deze technologie te begrijpen of bent u zeker weet hoe u? Secret Number One Alle Smartphones kunnen aansluiten of hebben de mogelijkheid om verbinding te maken met het internet. Dit is door de Telco diensten, zoals de 2G, EDGE, 3G of over opkomende 4Gnetwork OF een draadloze hotspot-netwerk. Dit wetende betekent dat u kunt zich richten op deze klanten om uw draadloze netwerk te gebruiken door middel van specifieke reclame gericht op klanten die gebruik maken van technologie.De meeste smartphone gebruikers zijn zich bewust van de manier waarop ze verbinding kunnen maken tussen een mobiele (2G en 3G) netwerk en een draadloos netwerk hotspot. Zodra ze zich bewust zijn dat ze verbinding kunnen maken, zullen de meeste gebruikers proberen om het

Drifting Appart
On a crisp clear night the stars shine down harder than on a midsummer eve. Perhaps the chill of autumn has reached up with it's frosty hand to cool their heat. Perhaps it is that they look down now upon empty fields and seashores all the lovers hiding inside away from the cold. Thinking of all the tears that were cast upon the night to show their way. Why must love cry for them to see what they can be? Their beach is empty and quiet filled only with lonliness In the sand their prints fade away in their hearts they burn forever. Each going their own way not knowing what tomorrow will bring only certain in what it wil not. KinkyScreams 2006©

Drift Away
I look inside the mirror.. But I don't know who I see.. I smoke another cigarette. Then smile back the tears.. This contradiction seems to be The story of my life. I'm a simple man, with memories of Those long lost golded days.. I close my eyes and slowly drift away.. Mistakes I've made remind me. Of the roads I shouldn't choose. It never comes that easy when you've Nothing left to lose. I can't see the answers tell me why am I so blind? A tired man who'll make the best Of another lonely day.. I close my eyes and slowly drift away... I never thought I'd make it just on playing my guitar. Just a little smile always shelters me from pain.. Everytime I start to slide, I wish upon a star.. The sun comes up and dries up all the rain.. I'm an honest man who refused the shade On a hot and lonely day. I close my eyes and dream my life away.. Now I know that I can stop the rain.. I close my eyes and slowly drift away.. I close my eyes and dream my life

Drifting
Many of us feel the need to question life. Sometimes we are fortunate to find the answers we seek, and sometimes we find ourselves just drifting endlessly, searching for the answers that seem to constantly elude us. Drifting by Kit McCallum I search through days that have been hard, To try to understand, The many trials that I have known, The life that I have had. You see me in my daily grind, So confident and strong; Yet when I am alone, I question Just where I belong. I often try too hard I find, To analyze and guess, To scrutinize, investigate My life I will confess. For somewhere deeper, there must be Some meaning to this life, Some way to make a difference, Give a reason for this strife. Is there some hidden meaning? Some agenda to be found? A greater purpose waiting If I care to hang around? It teases and it taunts me, Always slightly out of sight; A hazy vision out of reach, Where darkness hides the

Drift
Drifting beyond the force. Passing time alone. Lost without the feelings that guide me to my home. Banging my head against tears that hide. Drowning in invisible sorrows and lies. Tapping my toe to the sad beat my heart makes. Alone in an empty room, I shudder. An absent touch, a long lost kiss. A feeling of immortal bliss. Down to the last drop of doubt filled blood I lose. Tainted feelings enwrap my soul. Bound by a hollow heart thats mine alone.

Drifting...
I sometimes find I'm drifting Through this life without effect; I often wonder if I'm truly Worth what I've been blessed. I search through days that have been hard, To try to understand, The many trials that I have known, The life that I have had. You see me in my daily grind, So confident and strong; Yet when I am alone, I question Just where I belong. I often try too hard I find, To analyze and guess, To scrutinize, investigate My life I will confess. For somewhere deeper, there must be Some meaning to this life, Some way to make a difference, Give a reason for this strife. Is there some hidden meaning? Some agenda to be found? A greater purpose waiting If I care to hang around? It teases and it taunts me, Always slightly out of sight; A hazy vision out of reach, Where darkness hides the light. I struggle to bring clarity To what awaits me there, And yet this weak illusion Always fades before my stare. It seems the harder that I try, T

The Drifter
its weird to think about life where you are vs where you just came from where you want to go who will i be who will i love who will love me but the questions that should excite life kills mine each day that your not here you don't get to chose who you love nor can you make them love you and the pain one must endure is unforgetable the pain you left in me the empty space i had nothing but love for you and you threw me away like i was nothing and even still is my love there every part of me hurts but i must not let anyone see that for id be considered weak i will never forget you and our special moments how dear they are to me but i will lock them up inside so tight i won't be able to get to them and maybe i won't think about you every day and maybe ill hurt a lil less maybe ill learn to live again no matter how much you love someone it is never enough to make them stay if they have other plans in mind like to cheat and rip

Drifting
Drifting by Kit McCallum I sometimes find I'm drifting Through this life without effect; I often wonder if I'm truly Worth what I've been blessed. I search through days that have been hard, To try to understand, The many trials that I have known, The life that I have had. You see me in my daily grind, So confident and strong; Yet when I am alone, I question Just where I belong. I often try too hard I find, To analyze and guess, To scrutinize, investigate My life I will confess. For somewhere deeper, there must be Some meaning to this life, Some way to make a difference, Give a reason for this strife. Is there some hidden meaning? Some agenda to be found? A greater purpose waiting If I care to hang around? It teases and it taunts me, Always slightly out of sight; A hazy vision out of reach, Where darkness hides the light. I struggle to bring clarity To what awaits me there, And yet this weak illusion Always fades before my stare. It se

Drifted Thoughts
I have brought myself here Destined not for misery I found that hiding in fear With a bleak future of history Realizing all that I have become Losing those I Love Happiness when I belong Life feels like O.J.'s glove Mine I have don't fit When it seems warm and snug Everything actually turns to shit Wanting to be Loved and Hugged I wander life like a Lost Soul Drifting from person to person Needing an ease of Heart, ya know Lessons that I knew first-on Remembering actions taken upon me Ones that I carelessly done Made these eyes of Blue see Everyone has pain yet to be shown

Drift And Die
This one of all of them most describes whats going on in my head... I feel that pain again, deep inside my mind, It strikes again, digging into my heart, soul, and mind; It is an unconquerable demon, which many must deal with, Medicine and therapists are what they prescribe, but there are other options; I know, for I’ve chosen to drift and die. The pain we feel inside goes unanswered, The answers we seek are unreachable, The love that we want is hard to find and receive, The only way out… is to drift and die. The pain haunts us all from time to time, Yet for some, the monster has taken up residency inside, It’s slowly killing us, both inside and out; The only option we have… is to drift and die.

Drift Away
Day after day I'm more confused Yet I look for the light Through the pourin' rain You know that's a game that I hate to lose And I'm feeling the strain Ain't it a shame Oh, give me the beat, boys, and free my soul I want to get lost in your rock and roll And drift away Beginning to think that I'm wasting time I don't understand the things I do The world outside looks so unkind Now I'm counting on you To carry me through Oh, give me the beat, boys, and free my soul I want to get lost in your rock and roll And drift away And when my mind is free You know a melody can move me And when I'm feeling blue The guitar's coming through to soothe me Thanks for the joy that you're given me I want you to know I believe in your song Your rythm and rhyme and harmony You've helped me along Makin' me strong Oh, give me the beat, boys, and free my soul I want to get lost in your rock and roll And drift away Na, na, now won't ya Won't ya take, oh ha ..take

The Drifter (part 1)
The Drifter's Final Piece by westerntiger © (This story includes some violent and very graphic situations - if this kind of stuff disturbs you - this is your warning.) * He leaned against the gray BMW watching the front of the school. Soon classes would be letting out, and the final part of his plan would fall into place. At about 2:50 PM the bells rang at West Phoenix High, and kids began to pour out the doors at the front of the school. The drifter punched the name of Diane on his cell, and the number began to ring. "Hello?" "Hey, Di. It's Hank." "Wow. Where are you?" "Outside your school. You wanna party today?" "Like right now?" "Sure. I got some weed and coke, and I wanted to hang out with you before I left town." There was a pause on the other end, and a little whispering in the background. "Can I bring a friend?" "Male or female?" "Female, stupid. It's my friend, Rachel. You'll like her, she's fun." "Sure, more the merrier. See you out fro

The Drifter (pt2)
"I am sorry, sir" Diane said meekly. Bubba looked down at her and his face was contorted with rage. He grabbed her hair and yanked her up to a kneeling position. He put his face very close to hers. "Look you better to be nice to me, bitch! Do you know how much I could hurt you?" he said, holding her face close to his as she frantically tried to escape his grip. "Please stop, you're hurting me. I said I was sorry and if you let me go my mother will give you lots of money." Diane said as she started to cry. He pulled her up her up by her hair again and Diane screamed in pain. "So mommy will give me money, huh?" He said. "Yes, sir, if you let me go, please." she pleaded. "Yes, I am sure Mommy will pay and not just with her money." Bubba said as his free hand touched Diane's face, move slowly down to her neck and then to her chest. His fingers pinched her nipple and she gasped from the pain. Bubba laughed loudly as he began to pinch and pull her long nipples. Her tits wer

Drifting
Drifting by Sondra Beautifully Broken I sometimes find I'm drifting Through this life without effect; I often wonder if I'm truly Worth what I've been blessed. I search through days that have been hard, To try to understand, The many trials that I have known, The life that I have had. You see me in my daily grind, So confident and strong; Yet when I am alone, I question Just where I belong. I often try too hard I find, To analyze and guess, To scrutinize, investigate My life I will confess. For somewhere deeper, there must be Some meaning to this life, Some way to make a difference, Give a reason for this strife. Is there some hidden meaning? Some agenda to be found? A greater purpose waiting If I care to hang around? It teases and it taunts me, Always slightly out of sight; A hazy vision out of reach, Where darkness hides the light. I struggle to bring clarity To what awaits me there, And yet this weak illusion Always fades before my s

Drifting
You got me drifting like a cloud in the wind Following going with no anchor to hold me down Rolling like a ball tossed down a hill Know way to steer which way I may go Tossing from side to side like a ship with no oar But yet you still have me begging for more I can't find my way out Like a house with no window or doors I am trapped Inside this dream Needing to get out wanting to stay I don't know which way to go drifting on I way I scream but no one hears my cry But you may see it if you look deep into my eye Full of passion for love, willing to give needing to share But still you are right next to me and not even there Or do you even care what I feel deep down inside Is it your anger or is it your pride That keeps you from understanding who I be It is only the man that love you yes it is only me Trying to share what I feel with love and with joy But what you receive is only that which annoys Now is it me or your perceptio

~drifting Off Into Daydreams~
~Drifting Off Into Daydreams~ Looking back over the years The time has swiftly passed me by Remembering the good and bad old days I sometimes wonder why? ~*~ Some memories were filled with sunshine Some days I felt so blue I should have counted my blessings Because my darling I had you ~*~ No longer do you walk beside me For you have allready gone back home The memories are here right in my heart Dearest love,my beautiful angel in heaven My heart is with you, you'll never be alone.

Drifting
I sometimes find I'm drifting Through this life without effect; I often wonder if I'm truly Worth what I've been blessed. I search through days that have been hard, To try to understand, The many trials that I have known, The life that I have had. You see me in my daily grind, So confident and strong; Yet when I am alone, I question Just where I belong. I often try too hard I find, To analyze and guess, To scrutinize, investigate My life I will confess. For somewhere deeper, there must be Some meaning to this life, Some way to make a difference, Give a reason for this strife. Is there some hidden meaning? Some agenda to be found? A greater purpose waiting If I care to hang around? It teases and it taunts me, Always slightly out of sight; A hazy vision out of reach, Where darkness hides the light. I struggle to bring clarity To what awaits me there, And yet this weak illusion Always fades before my stare. It seems the harder that I try, T

Drift
driving home tonight, the fight is futile... i see the bluish gray black of the clouds as they roll in from the north... ready to rain down on me. torrid rage that rips me, the crash of the thunder within my soul... this was a long time coming... the swirling winds lift me up, opening my eyes to the light... break me wide open, let my heart ache for this moment, the moment i came alive for the storm.

Drifting
We are so far apart There is no way we can get back together You made the choice that you'll have to live with it You choose the women,drinking over me I stayed home kept the home fires going Wondering what I could have done different What I could change You gone now There is nothing left of us No turnind back now I hope you are happy Found what you were looking for sign:Marion g.

Drifting
I'm missing my friend tonight. A deep sense of loss engulfs me. Thoughts of him echo through my mind, as a part of my heart drifts away. I'm missing his touch tonight. A gentle embrace, so soothing and warm. Thoughts of him echo through my mind, as a part of my feeling drifts away. I'm missing his strength tonight. A loving virtue which drew back my fear. Thoughts of him echo through my mind, as a part of my soul drifts away. I'm missing his voice tonight. A soft melody of song and sweet intent. Thoughts of him echo through my mind, as a part of my peacefulness drifts away. I'm missing his presence tonight. A beauty of being which warmed me within. Thoughts of him echo through my mind, as a part of my dream drifts away.

Drifting Off To Sleep
Drifting off to sleep after a good orgasm was one of the nicest feelings in the world, thought Jasmine as she snuggled deep into the blue velvet sheet. She could understand why the tabloids had dubbed Byron Khamoun the ’Foreplay Pharaoh’ after one particularly outspoken kiss-and-tell story. An exotic hybrid of Syrian and Jamaican, his high cheekbones and deep brown eyes set teenage hearts trembling all over the world. But it was his voice which set her thighs trembling. Murmuring depraved thoughts, accessing her fantasies before she’d realised them, creating sordid scenarios and sensuous daydreams, Byron could get her wet with words alone. Knowing his voice had also featured on five triple-platinum albums was a bonus. Glancing at the supine figure next to her, resplendent with gold-tipped dreadlocks, she smiled sympathetically. He’s had a hard day - and night‚ I should let him rest. She was constantly amazed that no matter how tired she was, even after all that had happened between

Drifting Grains Of Sand Through A Withered Hour Glass.....
As time passes i see myself through new eyes the old an what needed to be made stronger a metamorpasis of sorts ive put myself through new streams of power an life flow through these viens. the power an things i feel unlike anything before the surge has passed an i am reborn. Something more nothing less the old has been shed, im finding myself amoung the thousands of currents an life beacons in the world sifting through them all sorting wandering through them all gathering what i need what i want an collecting all those i hold close an dear to myself. I am but one man you say i wasnt strong then im better now reformed reborn in this new flesh. shifting through all the lies the hate the fear i once again make it my own now dont fear the reaper but the judge waiting for you at the end. I will take as much as i can from you all as its in my nature the old me has gone some say i simply patched myself up an the cycle will return if so then i will welcome it as it'll be my quarter

Drifting In Rondel
DRIFTING IN RONDEL The Streets are covered in snow And in clumps on Spruce trees Drifting flakes trapped in freeze Not knowing which way to blow Head down I clump thrue slow Over drifts as high as knees The Streets are covered in snow And in clumps on Spruce trees A faint light ahead begins to show Thrue drifting snow in the breeze As cold and lonely as the Tree With frozen limbs at the Crossroads I Drift on, Thrue Streets covered in snow

Drifting Apart
Drifting Apart When two in Love seem to be drifting apart, So many sad feelings of pain that comes from their Heart, As life moves on, they say time heals all pain, Loving memories shared will longer have gain. They drift through Life with out Love or care, Thinking what they had and new Love should they dare. So if your love seems to be drifting apart, Remember those memories you shared from the start. Two in Love that have drifted apart, you may know, Remind them….. a Broken Heart is no place to go.

Drifting In And Out Of My Insanity
horoscope for today Why so serious? Well, you do have a lot on your mind these days? You're mind can't seem to focus on one matter for more than few minutes. That's okay. Everyone needs to drift occasionally.

Drifting In Passion
Drifting in Passion Inspiration starts to fade as the wine takes hold Drifting in a passion that cannot be spoken Desire building, burning starting to seep through The darkness will bring me closer to you Emotions grasp a strong hold Drifting in a passion that cannot be spoken All control is lost, forgotten Darkness leads me to his arms Whispers call my name, commanding me Drifting in a passion that cannot be spoken Pain scraps the surface of skin Blood a delicate thing Teeth begin to sink, flesh begins to break Drifting in a passion that cannot be spoken Life bring death and death brings life Rapture claims my soul Fire burns deep inside, takes control Drifting in a passion that cannot be spoken Now awakened from his slumber His words burn through me like an inferno Night, darkness his only salvation Drifting in a passion that cannot be spoken Dawn appears with haste Once again alone My Darkness gone Swallowed by the shadows My soul is vacant u

Drift
the warm water runs through my hair and i hear you climb into the shower behind me you close the curtain reach in front of me, grabbing the soap you start with my arms, gently washing one then the other... then my back, my legs, my ankles back up the front my thighs, my stomach, my breasts you use your hands to catch the water as it falls between us then use it to rinse my body off you then massage my shoulders your touch firm, yet still sensual you then massage my thighs your fingers coming up between them gently brushing against my pussy your touches send shivers through me you realize your massage is coming too high instead of moving down you take a single finger and trace my lips then slide it inside of me realizing how turned on i am you withdraw it, massaging my clit for a moment then move your hands both up to my breasts gently pinching my nipples before taking my wrists, placing my hands against the shower wall you use one hand to gently spread my

Drifting Away
Drifting away by Jennifer Blakely.(me) As I lay in the darkened room in the house of shame I feel myself, my soul, my past slip away Its slowly dripping, drip drop thru my hands Its dissipating into the air and into nothingness This past year has caused this withering of my soul The things that I have done are the cause of this corruption of innocence I cant change what Ive done, but oh how I wish I could If only I had resisted the sweet elixir u provided If only I had been stronger to deny this so-called gift If only I had walked away instead of staying But I did not and I am paying for the evil deeds My soul is paying for the ungodly sins I committed I no longer know the person in the mirror staring back at me This stranger seems so inexplicably familiar yet so different at the same time So it seems that this drifting away is only expected That this pain is my due for my sins That maybe this will change me somehow But something de

Drifting
Your rose colored ass pinked by my glancing blows, encouraged by your hard remarks. And would you? Please ask for kissing as it begins and continues. horizontal and vertical lips may drive us both to concussion against head board, wall, plush floor, plush porcelain Italian tiled tub surround. concussion induced by plush bath bubbles. your air supply is me and mine. floating becomes our shared hobby. we surface smiling. you are red eyed from watching things happen below. your next toy will be a submersible with full compliment. shiny rails, teak, brass, steam and tempered pyrex. May I insert something here? Here? Oiled mahogany with ribbed bumps

Drift
look to see spoken chants of hail mary's only to drive the insane dedicated to your rage transfixed is the hate comfort plays her illicit beat bodies sweat feel the speed spewing from this faltered seed pick away the scabs that wrap around your lips failed to mention your intention sore to sight is this bitter spite sectioned insufficently passion cutting through the complication interrupts as facination penetrates the deep only to isolate the sleep dreams awake before you drift in and out demons cluttered all about here's a toast to the hypocrit sucking on the finest tit shaking the devils hand as the deadly seven take their stand recognize Hitler's eyes when pity dwells vengance smells skipping through each realm of this darkened hell

Drift Upon A Sea...poem By Diana
Drift out to sea . as though floating off the beach . To a ocean unknown , to drift there upon. Winds a carry the raft away , to deeper darker waters with in. To a darkness where ive never been. As the sky , I see; as I look out off, in the the horrzion ; I feel the wind oh , does carry me . A cool breese to feel upon my face and body ; It makes me shiver , and be cold, as I lay here upon this raft, that rocks a away with me . into the bay of the seas. Yet I can not control where im blown , or where ill be , it is not my nature to calm the seas, or to drift into a fanasty, but all reality is beyond me now. As I drift off to no where. My imigination runs wild , as I see about and smile . Faint with no food and salt water to taste , sun in the day blazes down on me to ; to burn me up and blister me thru. its all can do to keep alive , and sleep when I can as i do ride ,the waves and water once im thrown about. . I know not when i

Drifting
And as I reflected : I saw myself drifting through life; Alone. Floating through time and space Reaching out For a hand a touch a smile. Finding only a void a nothingness Internalizing the grip that lonliness has placed on my heart, my mind, my soul. Kissing my cheek with a tear; Wanting Needing Waiting for what?? For that which I cannot have, to fill the emptiness inside Engulfed in pain and dispair Crying for the soft sunlight to dissipate the darkness and horror which is my heart. Again my mind drifts and my thoughts come back to YOU The smile on your face.. The warmth of your touch.. The love shining through yo

Drifting Away
silent petals drift from a blackened rose held loosely in one hand, chased to the ground by soft drops slowly runing from fingertips, rose eventually falls from weakend hand, forgotten carelessly as memories of a cherished time fade her face the only thing left before blurry eyes the good times forgotten, the pain, gone, the bed made, soon his mind wanders, he sees friends long since past, waving sadly they welcome him once more breathing, heart, life, slows, eventually he falls and takes his last, the wounds never to close, the heart never to heal life drifts away

Drift
forgotten thoughts of yesterdays, through my eyes i see the past well i don't know i don't know why. i believe in the truth from inside go away from me, leave me alone how much will money buy while i take my time as i drift and die i'm wanting to live my life, who's to blame for my mistakes well i don't know i don't know why. i believe in the truth from inside go away from me, leave me alone how much will money buy while i take my time as i drift and die

Drifting
days drift by slowly what am i waiting for? to afraid to take a step forward for fear that i will take that step in the wrong direction. is there a wrong direction? probably not since decisions are made in the moment, regardless of how thought through we think they are. so i am left drifting for how long who knows. cannot do it for long that at least i know...

Drifting By Harry Connick, Jr
I see your eyes drifting, drifting I'm really not that naive You wear a smile but it's drifting, drifting While I wear my heart on my sleeve I feel your coldness against my skin I know what follows the autumn wind And though you say your heart isn't drifting, drifting The words simply don't ring true You're drifting and I'm losing you

Drifting On By
this one is still a work in progress We came together for just a short time and i thought i had found heavens light but you were not ready for more forever was not what you were looking for so I drift on by slowly moving farther away just throw me a line and ask me to stay but I fear our love will never be so i drift on by steadily I fight the current I try to stay Do you really love your life as it is or are you just afraid of feeling again if we try and fail at least we tried

Drifting...
It's dark. I am a drifter. I was left here to find sanctuary. As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil. But I cannot hide my inner feelings. My feelings of hate, my feelings of rage. My feelings of fear, my feelings of pain. Everywhere they follow me. They bring themselves on me like an unexpected accident. I close my eyes, hoping to erase them from my mind but instead they are there. Always, watching me. I am a drifter. Note to the public: If you cannot read this blog, and understand what it means, then you have no soul. I will not explain this to you; this is something that every human deals with at some point in their lives. When you have faced your trials and tribulations, you will understand. EneME

Drift
drift i slowly drift through the eons that have no name no place no time i drift in the oceans waves as they crash against the shore of my life i dream in vivid hues of color each with its on intrinsicate design i watch as the clouds float by spilling the names of delicates souls walking blind time seems to linger day by day as the sun rises and the moon falls behind a veil of darkness i weep as the shards of tears fall from my eyes leaving behind the cracked porcelain that is my smile this doll you see as she breathes in all that creates vitality winds of ribbons wrap around my feet slowly engulfing me they flow to and fro they dance in shadows and move the hands of time causing the paradox in my mind and i drift the hour glass shatters and the time of age has come.

Drifting
The world has changed, Too busy for me, No one has time, Everyone on the go! Im drifting in the wind, Losing myself at every turn, Falling deeper into an abyss, One filled with love! Feeling ignored or just drifting, They say the world is my oyster, Lol i dont like them, So where do i go from here? Drifting in a world filled with change, Phyiscal & emotional pain, All which remind me i am alive, i would rather be drifting than nothing at all!!

Drifting....non Bdsm
Summer is here now, the heat practically unescapeable; might as well enjoy it. How lucky am I to spend an evening drifting lazily down the river with you in a cozy rubber raft? We're practically alone out here, save for a few ducks and geese that honk our way as we pass. But it's not the wildlife that catches my eye; I can't stop looking at you, and the hunger that seems to accompany any thoughts of you grows and grows with you right there in front of me. Any man would be drooling at the vision in front of me, and I'm no different. A tiny little bikini that barely covers your smooth skin teases me. I can tell you've been in the sun a bit before this, hints of pale flesh that are in stark contrast to your tan keep peeking out at me as you move about the raft. Oh how I long to feel that flesh next to mine. We start out on our journey with you sitting right in front of me, your warm body pressed against my chest, and my arms and legs around you. I always feel so strong and powerful

Drift Off To Dream
As I sit here surrounded by people and lights Alone with my drink at the bar You've been here forever, so clear in my mind I just don't know where you are I know I'll find you but girl 'til I do This is my love song for you Let's hold hands on the porch swing, under the moon While the wind through the willows plays us a tune We can lie on a blanket, out back in the yard And wish for our future on a faraway star You'll feel the passion as time after time I press your sweet lips to mine Then we'll dance to the radio, right up 'til dawn 'Til you drift off to dream in my arms You might be hundreds or more miles away Or you might be just down the street But there'll be a hunger deep in your eyes That I'll recognize when we meet It might take hours or it might take years But this is the song you will hear Let's hold hands on the porch swing, under the moon While the wind through the willows plays us a tune We can lie on a blanket, out back in the yard And wish

Drifting Floating
Drifting Floating Meandering slowly through the backwaters, of forgotten memories, relaxing in the pools of sensuality and lovers' solitude. drinking deeply from the springs of creativity tapping the wells of deep intelligence Crossing submerged fortified foundations of belief, integrity and character Amber liquids swirling across cubes of ice dampening the surrounding clutter of noise reflective meditations repeating thrice launching a journey of this choice Cherishing all the love, that lights my heart the pleasures of a soft touch admiring the love drifting back in time http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mh4_pgjOnnU

Drifting
WITCHYS WIKKED GRAPHIX Drifting away into a world so dark and deep, Drowning alone into the this world so bleak. The tide rushes in and carries me away, Drowning within my very heart & soul. Fading away into nothingness, A meer ghost was my existance. Alone and trapped within 2 worlds, Lives crashing in like waves on rocks. Drifting, Drowning and Fading away.....

Drift
faced toward the mirror her fears and secrets exposed released fron her trapped in soul she gazes into the mirror as if her reflection werent real her fiery blue eyes show the pain that wont heal drifting slowly from reality into a trance her eyes tell you things your ears wouldnt want to chance

Drifting Away
Drifting away, On Stars, The Moons & Tides, As my soul flys, Unto major dreams. Fame & Fortune, Glory & Gold, Consider me sold, Unto all those I have loved. All that have lived, Through pain, Through suffering, Your everything I ever had, With doves flying free. The butterflies dance, The dragons dance, Hold your head high, Dont let pain become a friend. Relax, Breathe fresh air. Kind regards. The Tiger

Drift Off To Dream
As I sit here surrounded, By people and lights Along with my drink at the bar Youve been here forever, So clear in my mind I just dont know where you are But I know Ill find you, But girl till I do This is my love song for you Lets hold hands on the porch swing Under the moon While the wind through the willows Plays us a tune We can lie on a blanket, Out back in the yard And wish for our future On a far away star And youll feel the passion, As time after time I press your sweet lips to mine We can dance to the radio, Right up till dawn Till you drift off To dream in my arms You might be hundreds, Or more miles away Or you might be just down the street But therell be a hunger, Deep in your eyes That Ill recognize when we meet It might take hours, Or it might talk years But this is the song you will hear Lets hold hands on the porch swing Under the moon While the wind through the willows Plays us a tune We can lie on a blanket, Out back in the yard

Drifting
Drifts of snow, Blown by the wind. Changing and moving Again and again First to the fence line, Then to the gate. Consigning the garden Once more to its fate. Drifts of sand Next to the sea. Relics of wrecks Lost in the lea Drifts of clouds Away in the sky Dancing and darting And fooling the eye. Drifting leaves Afloat on a pond Sharing reflections From sky and beyond Drifts of the mind In cracks of the day Taking the cares Of the world away Drifting brings comfort To mind

Drifting
What a wonderful hesitation Who would bear to feel sorry for me Dropped another pill just to calm me Collapsed to my knees and fell fast into sleep There I was drifting Way out into the sunshine Expecting to crash but I'm tied to a string Look at me I'm a tangled puppet I might be a mess but I sure can survive Find myself awake counting sad days 1-2-3 that's too many for me Dropped another pill just to find me Reached for my hand But It was already there Then I started believin' That I fell out of a tiny raindrop That lost its way when it decided to roam Chasing me was a hungry dweller But I had escaped it by pretending to die Come follow me you won't expect the illusion You'll see, it's my imagination Hand me your eyes I will put them in front of mine You'll see a little better You'll see a little better What a wonderful destination Where I am now I can no longer see Dropped another pill just to kill me Collapsed to my knees And fell fast into sleep There I was drifting Way out into t

Drifting
I sometimes find I'm driftingThrough this life without effect;I often wonder if I'm trulyWorth what I've been blessed.I search through days that have been hard,To try to understand,The many trials that I have known,The life that I have had.You see me in my daily grind,So confident and strong;Yet when I am alone, I questionJust where I belong.I often try too hard I find,To analyze and guess,To scrutinize, investigateMy life I will confess.For somewhere deeper, there must beSome meaning to this life,Some way to make a difference,Give a reason for this strife.Is there some hidden meaning?Some agenda to be found?A greater purpose waitingIf I care to hang around?It teases and it taunts me,Always slightly out of sight;A hazy vision out of reach,Where darkness hides the light.I struggle to bring clarityTo what awaits me there,And yet this weak illusionAlways fades before my stare.It seems the harder that I try,To focus through the haze,Just serves to add more questions,Through my endless, tir

Driftwood
ebb and flow ebb and flow tossed about too and fro bending forward twisted back lashing out with no slack curled and rotten it remains these the bloodloss stains ebb and flow ebb and flow tossed about too and fro warped and bent wanned and spent gone again

Drifting
I'm drifting, I finally get a chance to kill and I can't do it. Then a second cance and he gets away. And now all my secrets are floating to the surface. Where is the orderly, controled, effective me? How did I lose him, how do I find him again...I'm drifting, but not to sleep.

Drifting
DriftingAnd as I reflected : I saw myself drifting through life; Alone. Floating through time and space Reaching out For a hand a touch a smile. Finding only a void a nothingness Internalizing the grip that lonliness has placed on my heart, my mind, my soul. Kissing my cheek with a tear; Wanting &nbs

Drift Away
Tired of thinking. Breathe in deep and drift away. Let the world disappear as the edges turn gray and I drift away with the pain. His crime doesn’t matter. His blindfold is not for him, but for the cowards who don’t want to look into his eyes. Overwhelmed with choosing right from wrong. Who gets to decide? I can see the numbing peace that beckons to me as I take another breath. Circle of hate, circle the prey, circle the moment that has him trembling with fear. His heart races and he hears the shouts that condemn his soul. Nothing makes sense anymore. Rage triumphs reason until it’s nearly extinct and I watch the madness of those we elect, others select, those we despise. Ignorance truly is bliss. He feels the first one hit him and knows that it’s begun. Already … he wonders how long before it ends. Inhale my descent into nothing. I want to escape a world I can’t understand There’s a fear in me that those who do un

Drifting Through Life Lost And Un Sure
At times, we all search for meaning in our lives,we use the yougy bord the magic cue ball or even phycics,we go as far as mystics , the elderly and some times the old hermit in the mountains,its often in vain.we use tort card,playing card dice and bones and any other mystical device we can find, to help us understand life and what it holds for us, Perhaps the answer is not to find meaning, but to give it? this is what i feel though i may be wrong,what says you.... I sometimes find I'm drifting Through this life without effect;I often wonder if I'm trulyWorth what I've been blessed.I search through days that have been hard,To try to understand,The many trials that I have known,The life that I have had.You see me in my daily grind,So confident and strong;Yet when I am alone, I questionJust where I belong.I often try too hard I find,To analyze and guess,To scrutinize, investigateMy life I will confess.For somewhere deeper, there must beSome meaning to this life,Some way to make a d

Drifted And Torn
Is this what we are? The fighting, the lies Look where we’ve been What we’ve done, Together, Us against the world And we’ve almost won But I can’t take how You look at me. Sadness and frustration In those grey blue eyes That I so once loved, That I lost myself in Years and years ago. Is this what we are? Seeing only faults Berating each other’s flaws. You don’t say you love me When you hang up anymore. All you seem to see Is what affects you. I’m here and I’m dying With each minute that passes, Your eyes see only What’s been done to you. I’ve shattered myself, Protecting you, Loving you, And it’s just never enough. My dreams are haunted By the incessant pleading Of my soul, my mind Screaming for liberty Trying to break free To be me again. That woman child, A person you once loved. I want her back And so do you. She’s gone, but then So is he.

Drifting Off Into The Great Unknown
"Drifting off into the great unknown, I finally may not, be all alone. Lovers of night, friends of the day, kiss me my darling, in my heart you shall stay...Holding hands, as the waves, crash upon our feet. I'd be all alone, if never, the chance to meet.

Driftwood
Lay me down on a cloud of sorrow While I embrace the pain swimming in your eyes Give me a reason to wake on the morrow And just for you I'll blur these lines Tempt my will with your imperfections Speak the words I dare not say Break through the wall mortared with excuses And the fears that keep these dreams at bay On the banks of another world you stand And I yearn to cross these waters like so many times before Yet firmly planted I'll remain in this land Until the vessel brings you safely to my shore Copyright 2013 Ella Valentine

Drift Of To Dream.
I sit here surrounded by people and lightsAlone with my drink at the barYou've been here forever, so clear in my mindI just don't know where you areI know I'll find you but girl 'til I doThis is my love song for you Let's hold hands on the porch swing, under the moonWhile the wind through the willows plays us a tuneWe can lie on a blanket, out back in the yardAnd wish for our future on a faraway starYou'll feel the passion as time after timeI press your sweet lips to mineThen we'll dance to the radio, right up 'til dawn'Til you drift off to dream in my arms You might be hundreds or more miles awayOr you might be just down the streetBut there'll be a hunger deep in your eyesThat I'll recognize when we meetIt might take hours or it might take yearsBut this is the song you will hear Let's hold hands on the porch swing, under the moonWhile the wind through the willows plays us a tuneWe can lie on a blanket, out back in the yardAnd wish for our future on a faraway starYou'll

Drigtb Debuts!
Aw hell yeah! It's been quite some time in the making, and after a bit of insistence aimed at me, I'm finally doing a regularly-scheduled weekly all-blues show! I'm still doing TLL on WRR, don't get me wrong. But now I'm doing an additional show, and it's back on Krush Radio again! It's called "Damn Right I've Got The Blues", and airs on Thursdays at 9pm cst, immediately following The Jan Carroll Show! Here's what went down on the stunning debut of DRIGTB.... DAMN RIGHT I'VE GOT THE BLUES playlists 01-03-08 DEBUT! Justice League Unlimited Main Theme >intro: Buddy Guy "Damn Right I've Got The Blues" Buddy Guy "Where Is The Next One Coming From" The Allman Brothers Band "Midnight Rider" >voiceover: Buddy Guy "Damn Right I've Got The Blues" BB King & Eric Clapton "Riding With The King" Canned Heat "Now I'm Walking Away" Big Brother & The Holding Company "Summertime" >voiceover J Geils Band "Just Can't Wait" Blues Brothers "Expressway To Your Heart" LIVE Blu

Drigtb Second Show Success!
Here's the playlist of this week's "Damn Right I've Got The Blues" show.... =============================================================================================== 01-10-07 DAMN RIGHT I'VE GOT THE BLUES with The BratPrince intro >voiceover: DAMN RIGHT I'M TALKING Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble "Crossfire" Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble "Tightrope" Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble "Close To You" LIVE "singing the blues" from the movie Adventures In Babysitting Ray Charles "Hit The Road, Jack" >voiceover The Paul Butterfield Blues Band "Born In Chicago" The Allman Brothers Band "One Way Out" LIVE BratPrince kareoke: The Allman Brothers Band "One Way Out" Tommy Castro Band "Can't Get Next To You" The Yardbirds "The Train Kept A-Rollin'" The Yardbirds "Smokestack Lightning" >voiceover Aerosmith "Shame, Shame, Shame" The Vaughan Brothers "Hard To Be" The Vaughan Brothers "Telephone Song" "singing the blues" from the movie Adventures In Babys

Drilled To Death (song Lyrics)
Drill through flesh Screwed to a table You wish to leave But are not able Bloodstained saw Remove your skin I'll wear you And your sin In darkness dwell I am monster Send you to hell I am killer With a knife Slit your throat Blood flows as you Gag and choke Black clouds Fill the skies Visions of death In your eyes In darkness dwell I am monster Send you to hell I am killer Rotting and perverse Mind of disease Demonic butcher Do as I please Spikes puncture organs Vital functions cease Massive hemorrhage Join the deceased In darkness dwell I am monster Send you to hell I am killer

Drill Sergeant Pick-up Lines
You make me hornier before 9 AM than most people do all day!" - "What's a pathetic weak piece of @#$%*! like you doing in a !&%#@$ dump like this??" - "Drop trou and give me 20!" - "Care to accompany me on a quiet, romantic, moonlit beach for a 5-mile hike and a hundred push-ups?" - "Soldier, I'm admiring your strategic frontal mammary tissue mounds, two each." - "Remember 'An Officer and a Gentleman'? I'm neither, baby." - "The penalty for being out of uniform is a spanking." - "Wanna know why I'm called a 'drill' sergeant?" - "Drop and give me 69!" - "Baby, you put the 'fox' in 'foxhole'." - "You'll only have to give me one pushup soldier, if it's your bra." - "Your perfume reminds me of napalm in the morning." - "Drop and give me 20 -- on my lap." - "Wanna help me get an 'honorable discharge'?" - "Uncle Sam ain't the only one who wants you."

Drill
I tight-step Left, right, left A sharp fucking buckle And a stiff fucking belt My blood moves in vessels Poultry makes a nest Build a gallows And sway on hooks through my chest Break into a serendipitous blush Scrapped on lust and crushed into coarse dust You can audibly recognize when the valve is released A rush of air drives off the beast as it dives to its knees I’ve only got 2 hands and I could use helping grease Don’t stop cutting until you have at least 3 pieces Please squeeze my disease as I eat your demons DRILL DENTAL! The impression is infective evidence Am I affective at slamming relevance? I have a weakness for transcendence And a sickness for co-dependence A six pointed star will stamp the madness My mouth clamps onto dampness Gravity can make blood do some pretty dances My tight-step steadily advances Soon I’ll be close enough to do real damage I’m sure I’ve only scratched the surface of my savage My skin gets some pretty good mileage Yes le

The Drill Sgt.
When I was in Basic Training, I got stuck on five weeks of straight Kitchen Patrol. One day while we were serving lunch, a Drill Sergeant came through singing very loudly: "It's my Party and I can Cry if I want to...cry if I want to!" I turned to the recruit next to me and asked, "What's he smoking?" Without missing a beat she replied, "Privates."

Drill Bits
I have found that when drilling out broken bolts, screws and easy-outs, Drill Bit Warehouse has a great set of left handed drill bits. A left handed drill bit has a reverse flute so all you do is put it in a hand drill in reverse and it just makes drilling out bolts so much easier. Sometimes I use a solid carbide rotory burr, if the broken bolt is made out of super hard steel. With a micro-grain burr it actually grinds through it and drills it out. I bought a Set of four extra long carbide burrs and they really come in handy when a long reach is needed. If you need any type of drill bit or drill bit sets visit the Drill Doctor at DrillBitWarehouse.com

Drill Was Nice
He was nice!! I have proof ->drill: too late I got in in a screen shot...hmmm or maybe a blog drill: Oh shush up ya ugly hag I was just being nice and stuff ->drill: ohI am sure..and was that...a COMPLIMENT!? *takes a screen shot* drill: Ok your pretty hot and stuff but I can still manage to find a way to treat ya like crap ya know

Drill
Drill.... Dependable Respectable Illustrious Lubricated Love of my life There was a man named Drill he was a very handsome man whose pants I would always want in.. Unfortunately that bitch JWH keeps taking him from me as soon as i get his pants off... I heart him He sends me boobs... I sent him anal beads and lube.... It must be love Damn that bitch just got him again.... go pick on the shit hawk PS i did one of those test that you put your first names to see if would be love we scored 99% Wicked

Drill And Ford
I got my new furntiture picked out last night! So yeah I have the happy today gotta find new lamps still tho But have a very personal dilemma now You all know of my obsession with Drill well...I have given up on him...and was trying to move on to Ford but now when I pee....instead of thinking of Drill lke I always have...I think of Ford AND Drill....and they are together it is not pretty and is quite disturbing... Plus I think Drill misses me he like bought me in fuowned and stuff I get back on my old account on Friday Imma go for spotlight to piss admin off when they have to look at me all day =D

Drill Dad
“Hello, yes this is Mr. Millen how may I help you?” John asked as he answered the phone at 3 am. “Ok I will be right there Officer Johnson.” Within 5 minutes he was dressed and out the door in the car and on his way to the station yet again.“Sorry Mr. Millen he refused to call a lawyer and wouldn’t call you.” We had to do something he isn’t drunk just was causing a problem at the legion hall again.“Yeah I know.” he replied walking past the desk headed for the holding cage.On the bed in the cage lay and older man who had a flat top cut, gristly chin whiskers and a Military cap lying on his chest it read, “US Army retired.”“Hey Sarge you going home with me or do you want to lie here all night long?” John asked opening the door which wasn’t locked as usual. “We need to stop experiencing this problem Dad, your out now they are not your troops.” He giggled helping him up putting his cap o

Drink And Drive - 06/25/01
Drink and Drive Whose child is this?" The officer said. "Who lyes in this wreck to young to be dead?" A young man sat shaking holding his head. "The child is mine." he finally said. Just a few beer, no more than three. "My child, my child oh lord this can't be." But there in the wreck lay a child of four. Whose laughter and kisses will come no more. The pain is great to those left alive. For the memories stay when you drink and drive.

Drink And Fight, But Dont Smoke!
Okay check this out, I live about 5 min from the Pa border. They just banned smiking in restaurants and bars there. Cant smoke in Delaware either. Thank God too. I mean who wants to smell cigarette smike when you are getting tanked? and Im glad burning myslef with a lit cigarette is the last thing Im going to have to worry about when I get in a bar fight because Im too drunk. And well it might cut down on car fires at DUI scenes too. Maybe they should make smoing illegal everywhere. I mean since its just killing people like flies. Whats retarded is, there are more fat people than smokers, why dont they ban over eating? Or ban fat people from eating more than a normal portion in public? Oh I guess that would be discrimination. More fat people die from being overweight than smokers from smoking. So what gives? All in all smoking is the "safe" bandwagon this year. Its okay to hate smokers. Well, then lets go with the 'it smells bad' arguement. And just for giggles we can throw in t

Drinker
well i wldnt call it a weekend been off work since thurs go bak on tues so got some time off to catch up on some more drinkin i missed out for 2 yrs while i was with my x who wldnt let me out well n e way got drunk tues nite, weds nite i got wrecked, thurs nite i got completly wankered an fri nite i didnt go out but sat nite i got utterly out of it dont remember much to b honest but hey from wot i do remember was a wkd nite well n e ways it is now sun evenin an i have spent most of the day in bed feelin sorry for myself an runni to the loo my head is bangin think i need a alcohol top up hehe!! n e ways i am gunna leave ya guys to it oooo yeh i met some1 this week i know i cant have him as n e more than a friend but its really gunna bug me as he is now a gd friend an i know it wont go further n e ways hunnis loves ya all xxxx

Drink 2 Much~*
WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH..... WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............ 1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS. 2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND. 3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO. 4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO 5.WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH. 6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!" 7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US. 8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT. 9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TAST

Drinkin From A Saucer
I've never made a fortune and it's probably too late now but i dont worry about that much I'm happy anyhow as i go along life's journey im reapin better than i sowed im drinkin from a saucer cause ma cup has overflowed Aint got a lot of riches sometimes the goings rough but i got a lid that loves me that makes me rich enough i just thank God for his blessings and the mercy he has bestowed im drinkin for a saucer cause ma cup has overflowed and i remember time when things went wrong and my faith got a little thin but then all at once the dark clouds broke and the old sun broke through again so Lord, help me not to gripe about the toughrows i have hoed im drinkin for a saucer cause ma cup has overflowed And if God gives me the strength and courage when the way gets steeo and rough i wont ask for other blessings im

Drink Me Dry!!!
Candy coated death Lined with crystal meth How it takes my breath away Its like suicide To look into your eyes That's where my secrets lay to die And I feel my body perish in your arms All the pain I felt is Take my life Drink me dry Eat my soul from the inside out Swallow me All of me Suddenly my veins run dry Six feet underground How'd you like me now I have set my pain at ease Now leave my heart alone With all my rotting bones So my soul may rest in peace And I feel your lips taste me one last time All the pain I felt is Take my life Drink me dry Eat my soul from the inside out Swallow me All of me Suddenly my veins run dry 3.16.06 8:20 am PT HOW MUCH FOR HAPPY? If I had any meaning in this ol big world Can you tell a lost and lonely girl If I was happy for a day I'd risk it all That's why when I'm with I'm not afraid to fall And if you left me, and if you leave me At least I'd have a cherish all the memories I've been

Drink That Resembles My Sexlife
Martini! Your sex life mostly resembles a Martini. You are suave, sophisticated and just a little kinky. You have an active sex life, but you only recruit the best to be your sex partners. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Drinks
these are hot to mke the drinks that i'm sending out for the thirsty thursday!! or you can go to mixed-drinks.com Hot Buttered Rum 1 tsp brown sugar Boiling water . 1 tbsp butter 2 oz Dark Rum Pour sugar into cup & fill with boiling water. Add butter & rum. Stir & sprinkle nutmeg over the top Bouncy Bear 1 ½ oz Bourbon ¾ oz Orange Curacao 1 tbsp Grenadine Juice of ½ Lime 1 cup ice Shake with ice & strain into cocktail glass. Top with orange slice Red Hot Lovin’ ½ oz Bourbon ½ oz Amaretto ½ oz Southern Comfort ¼ oz Sloe Gin 1 splash Triple Sec 1 splash Orange Juice 1 splash Pineapple Juice ½ cup ice Pour all ingredients over ice into a hurricane glass & stir. Top with orange slice Nightmare 1 ½ oz Gin . ½ oz Madeira ½ oz Cherry flavored Brandy 1 tsp Orange Juice Ice Shake with ice & strain into glass Gorilla Milk 1 oz Light Rum . ½ oz coffee Liqueur ½ oz Irish Cream Liqueur ½ oz Crème de Banana 1 oz Lig

Drinking
lately a lot of poeple have been saying you need to quit drinking, you should watch your drinking, blah, blah, blah....i am getting tired of it. what ever happened to me being able to excercise my united states right to drink..they forgot to say drink in peace.....i have drank a case in the last week and everyone thinks that is bad, if only they knew....i used to drink a case a day two if i was having a good day... i didnt care about huging the porcelin god all night back then, now i just hope i can stay awake long enough to break the seal...anyways i just lost my train of thought so i guess: to be continued.....

Drink Whiskey Lmao
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms. "Now, class, closely observe the worms," said the professor while putting a worm into the water. The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be. He then put the second worm into the whiskey. It curled up and writhed about painfully, then quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail. "Now, what lesson can we learn from this experiment?" the professor asked. Johnny, who naturally sits in back, raised his hand and wisely, responded confidently, "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms."

Drinkin' Survey ...
Here's a Survey for All You Drunks!!!! 1. When was the last time you drank? Bought one? Saturday night. Drank one? Probably about 6 months or so ... 2. Where did u drink at? Home, alone, usually while watching a movie ... 3. Have you ever been kicked out of a bar? Um, no. 4. Have you ever had an interaction with police while under the influence? Heh. Since I don't get drunk, technically no. Had one come to my house and ask if I'd share, but he couldn't handle the smell of Hot Damn, let alone get up the guts to try it. :) 5. How many drinks does it take you to get drunk? I don't get drunk. 6. What is the last alcoholic drink you had? Smirnoff Ice Triple Black, Smirnoff Ice Green Apple, Smirnoff Ice Watermelon, Smirnoff Ice Raspberry, and Hot Damn (Yes, in the same night, and yes, I drove home afterwards.) 7. Have you ever gone to school/work drunk? Um, no, I don't think so. Maybe when I was at Gallaudet, I think I showed up for my 9 am Philsophy class

Drinking, Depression And Philosophy
Yeah, it sounds liek a strange combination, but when I have the first two going, the third is not far behind. Today's subject: Dealing with peopel. In this world, there will be people that like you and people that don't. There will be people that SAY the like you when they don't; while there are those that say the don't when they do. regardless of what you attempt to figure out, we as people will inevitably fuck it up. we are blind to see those taht hurt us if we think they are our friends. We try not to see the evils they push on us. Why.... We refuse to acknowledge the evil we put on others. Simple solution: Follow the words of Bernie Mac's character from House Party Three: "Fuck 'Em!!!!! and if they don't like that....... Fuck 'Em Again!"

Drinks!
WELL EVERYBODY I HAD ALL THE DRINKS MADE AND READY TO GO FOR THIRSTY THURSDAY AND DUMB ASS ME SPILLED EVERYONE OF THEM! GUESS YA'LL GOT TO DISCILPINE ME!! WHO'S FIRST!! I CAN'T TAKE TOO MUSH SO YOU GOTTA GET ME WHILE I'M STRONG LOL!!

Drinking Time
There are pictures in my album of the evil 18 which by now if you don't know the story I did 18 shots of 18 different alcohols in 2 minutes and 59 seconds and no I didn't throw up afterwards, hell for the next 20-30 min before I blacked out I had a pretty enjoyable party. That is an accomplishment that to this day I am told has me in the legendary drinking status among some people thousands of miles away from me, including being the subject of someones research paper in college. And yet as great a feat as that supposedly is it left me wanting more. I don't know if it was the number of shots that was wrong or the time to long or what but I was left with a feeling of incompleteness about the whole situation. So I started in on my next idea, I've actually been kicking a few around, one I call the Triumphant 21 which is 21 shots lined up and I do those as fast as I can. The other is with the use of a few helpers and multiple beer bongs to try to drink a case of beer in under 5 minute

Drinks And Celebrations
What a cool weekend it was... had a great time and my mates 21st birthday party... I had a great night and worked my way through a bottle of Jack Daniels finest... and even ended up getting lucky (for once) but unfortuatly it just ended up being a one night thing. There was only one downside to the party... I suffered the after affects of the whisky and I still have sore back and a sore dick from the "after-party". However the party itself was really cool... was awesome to catch up with so many people. Hope everyone else had a great weekend Andy

Drinking
I don't drink anymore after 10 years...... I don't mind if my friends drink, Have fun..... my pet peeve is this.... How can a person put a time limit on drinking.....? I used to hear...its toooooo early to drink.. if the damn liquor store opens, then that means its time... Ya know i worked the 3rd shift and got off at 6 am, and in California inthe summer, a tasty wine cooler or 22oz brewskie was a lovely way to relax.............. Do you think its a time limit to drink?

Drink?
You Are Sex On the Beach When comes to drinking, you like it to go down smooth. You really don't like the taste of alcohol - just its effect on you. So, you're proud to get drunk on fruity, girly drinks. Because once you're liquored up, the fun begins! What Alcoholic Drink Are You?

Drink Deep Little One
warm flows the river inside me rushing currents through my veins drink deep my little one take it all gain strength from my precious gift I am the river of life, so boundless drink love and live forever with me I have loved you since time began and shall forever, not a second less for our hearts were bound together in love's sweet unbreakable bonds the world may change, but we do not ancient long before the rise of man

Drink Myself Numb
settle in like a noose around my neck close off the life I once had drink myself numb passing out again all is said and done watch time stumble in I see that look in your eye feel the whip on my back unlink the chain of illusion slither in along the cracks but i cant look at your face cant see the soul within see the scars you cant erase freedom rings once again black night love affair simple minded fears sit alone and stare counting all the wasted years

Drinking Style
ARIES Impulsive Aries people like to party and sometimes don't know when to call it a night. Their competitive streak makes them prone to closing-time shot contests. They're sloppy, fun drunks, and they get mighty flirty after a couple tipples. Getting Aries people drunk is a good way to get what you want out of them, should other methods fail. Aries can become bellicose when blotto, but they will assume that whatever happened should be forgiven (if not forgotten) by sunrise. They can be counted on to do the same for you -- so long as you haven't gone and done anything really horrible to them last night,.... you sneak y Gemi ni. TAURUS Drinking style Taurus prefers to drink at a leisurely pace, aiming for a mellow glow rather than a full-on zonk. Since a truly intoxicated Taurus is a one-person stampede, the kind of bull-in-a-china-shop inebriate who spills red wine on white carpets and tells fart jokes to employers, the preference for wining and dining (or B

Drinking
well if you have seen any of my pics you could say that drinking for me should be a sport. well i want to know what your favorite drinks are. what drinking games you like. are you a social drinker or a lush. and what is the weirdest thing you have done drunk.

Drink-u-lator
I stole this from lowrider69's stash shhh don't tell him ;) If Jess were a drink they would be: 4 parts cursed2 parts dangerous3 parts bitch Get Your RECIPE Here! LOL can I get a redo I don't think I like the result's.....

Drink What You Want, Smoke What You Want, Fuck Who You Want!1
DIZZOM WORLD ENT.(4 THE STREETS & THUGS Dizzom's current project is gaining momentum among the club scene. Written by TONY CHRISTIAN and POPPA DIZZOM, “DAMN U LOOKIN GOOD” is a celebration of todays urban women of all shapes, sizes, and color. Produced by TONY CHRISTIAN aka AUTOPSY for RHYMES OVER MATTER and featuring Miami R&B sensation J-Shin ,“DAMN U LOOKIN GOOD” is one of those songs that everybody loves, from the hardest gangsta to the most sophisticated lady. Heavy bass, strong hook and aggressive vocals combine into a southern-crunk crossover classic. For years Poppa Dizzom has collaborated with several industry heavyweights. Working with such top acts as Trick Daddy, Trina, Michael Sterling, JT Money, and King Sporty (writer of Bob Marley's reggae hit Buffalo Soldier) has developed Poppa into a strong presence in South Florida's music scene. In addition to his various collaborations, he had briefly signed with D.G./Def Jam. Dizzoms' multi cultural Jamaican and American roots

Drinking Etiquette!
Being that I am not a heavy drinker, it is hard to know all the proper etiquette!! I am certainly glad that someone has been so kind as to offer some guidance!!! ;) ************************************************** There's more to it then tipping a glass and acting foolish. 1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour. 2. Always toast before doing a shot. 3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast. 4. Change your toast at least once a month. 5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake. 6. Buying a strange woman a drink is still cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb. 7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night. 8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails. 9. Get t

Drink'n An Cherrytapp'in
See, on myspace when you get drunk, and you post tons of comments to friends an other people you dont know. It always backfires in some stupid way, lol, but here on cherry tap!, its encouraged and fun to do. I find myself wanting to drink whenever i go to this site anymore!, lol, I'll have to try not to get too drunk too quick, ehhe, but ill have to say it is fun!(drink'n an cherryTapp'n)

Drinking...
Last time I had a drink was some weekend in November 1984. I was a freshman in college. I probably never drink a whole beer. Drank some wine coolers, some schnaps. There were 2 reasons I stopped. First I was on meds most of the time to control the pain and swelling in my shoulder. (Back then they weren't too good at fixing rotator cuffs. I had 4 years of therapy before surgery.). Taking meds and drinking wasn't a good thing. Second, I saw too many stupid things happen - the last being a guy try to beat the crap out of his best friend with a baseball bat. SO i never had a drinking problem. Through the years I never cared if those around me drank. Never bothered me. Never bothered my friends that I didn't drink either. I could have fun without it. Actually only 2 people ever thought to complain about it. My ex and her mother..lol. Her Mom offered me alcohol every chance she could. My ex said it was antisocial not to drink at parties. I think there was a reason I di

·ï¡÷¡ï· Drinks & Personalities ·ï¡÷¡ï·
°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸°¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º° 7 NY Bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks? They interviewed seperately, then concurred on almost all accounts. The Results: °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸°¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º° Drink: BEER Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸°¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º° Drink: BLENDER DRINKS Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the buttocks. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy. °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸°¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º° Drink: MIXED DRINKS Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows exactly what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her, if she is interested, she'll send YOU a drink (Note** TRUE **) °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸°¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º° Drink:

Drinking And Sleeping In The Nude Don't Mix
I was asked over to my girlfriend's brother's house one night for a few drinks and a little meet the family thing. Of course a few drinks turned into many drinks and him and I were up until nearly 4 o'clock loaded. I can barely remember going to bed. A few hours later I got up to the bathroom in the buff, because that's how I sleep, forgetting where I was. I made it to the bathroom OK but on the way back I took the same route to my bedroom I'd take in my house and walked in on my girlfriend's brother and his girlfriend. I closed the door as quick as I could and tried to figure out who were the strange people in my bed. I went back to the bathroom to get my bearings and tried it again and again I walked into their room. Now I started to panic, here I was with not a stitch of clothes on in nearly total darkness and I had no idea where I was. So I started feeling my way around the walls and found a doorknob and opened it. That was a closet. Then I found another doorknob, opened it up and

Drink Rules
Learn it, live it, love it! 1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour. 2. Always toast before doing a shot. 3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast. 4. Change your toast at least once a month. 5. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake. 6. Buying a strange woman a drink is not really cool. Buying all her drinks is dumb. 7. Never borrow more than one cigarette from the same person in one night. (You know who you are!!!!!!!) 8. When the bartender is slammed, resist the powerful urge to order a slightly-dirty, very-dry, in-and-out, super-chilled half-and-half martini with a lemon twist. Limit orders to beer, straight shots and two-part cocktails. 9. Get the bartender's attention with eye contact and a smile. 10. Do not make eye contact with the bartender if you do not want a drink. 11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I'm going to get drunk.

The Drink I Am
Margarita! Your sex life mostly resembles a Margarita – You are passionate and imaginative and you have a very spontaneous sex life. You are likely to do (or have done to you) a lot of things on a whim. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Drinks Show Your Personality
Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could 'nail' a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results: PART A: WOMEN-DRINKS Drink: Beer Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. Drink: Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy. Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.................. Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel) Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles. Your Approach: Tell her you love to

Drinks Show Your Personality
Drinks Show your Personality Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could 'nail' a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results: PART A: WOMEN-DRINKS, WHO THEY ARE, &YOU! Drink: Beer Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. Drink:Blender Drinks Personality:Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy Drink:Mixed Drinks Personality:Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.................. Drink:Wine (does not include White Zinfandel) Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles. Your Approach: Tel

Drinkin And Drivin
check out these pics of my hero 20yr old invincable brothers car after a night out with the girls lucky the fucker walked away from this his baby face all busted up and his hands and he didnt kill his friends thank god one more brand new car distroyed not that thats a biggie but see the n he lucky he ran and dryied up before the cops found his ass im glas he ok but he lucky i dont beat his ass

Drinking Survey
1. What is your favorite beer? BUD ICE, CORONA (NOT REALLY A BEER DRINKING UNLESS IT'S MALT LIQUOR) 2. What is your favorite mixed drink? MUDSLIDES, WHITE RUSSIANS, MIDORI SOURS 3. What is your favorite shot? BUTTERY NIPPLE OR BLOWJOB 4. What will you NOT drink? JACK DANIELS, SOUTHERN COMFORT, JIM BEAN 5. Are you a lightweight when it comes to drinking? YEAH, I'LL ADMIT MY TOLERANCE ISN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE ANYMORE 6. Do you like the drinks with the little umbrellas? WELL DUH...I'M A GIRL :) 7. Do you ever drink Bacardi Silver? YES 8. Do you like frozen drinks? HELL YES!! 9. Do you drink liquor straight? ONLY IF IT'S GOLDSCHLAGER 10. Do you ever drink out of the bottle? JUST BEER, LOL. 11. Have you ever drank a jagerbomb? YES I HAVE 12. Are you drunk right now? CAN'T SAY THAT I AM 13: Do you ever consume more than 2 drinks a night? YEPPERS 14. Do you drink a lot of wine? YES I DO 15. When's the last time you drank? I HAD A DRINK

Drinks That Show Personality
Before you order a drink in public, you should read this. Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could 'nail' a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results: PART A: WOMEN-DRINKS, WHO THEY ARE, & YOU! Drink: Beer Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. Drink: Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy. Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.................. Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel) Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles. Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet eveni

Drinking Survey, Yes, I Love Alcohol.
1. When drunk, I: forget my problems 2. Do you talk about Religion or Deep meaning thoughts: not really. i'm more into singing skynyrd at the top of my lungs at 2 a.m. along w/ my friends. 3. Do you Cry? haha. funny. 4. Do you get Angry? only if someone tries to take my keys. 5. Do you Vomit? no. 6. After 7 beers you are? feeling good 7. After 1 shot of 151 you are? wishing there was something stronger to drink 8. Your favorite drink is? Jack and Coke or Walk Me Down 9. Tequila does what to you? love me some Patron. tequila makes me a happy, fun person. 10. Whiskey makes you? my fav. whiskey makes me drunk. and i like being drunk. 11. Who do you drink with? whoever's picking up the tab. 12. Vodka makes you? dont drink it. 13. Do you smoke when you drink? Yes. 14. On the rocks or straight up? Straight up 15. Do you Pass Out? no. but i try to go to sleep with a good buzz. best sleep ever. 16. Do you drink girly drinks? if the

Drinkers' Fault Finding Guide
Symptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and taste; shirt front is wet. Fault: Mouth not open when drinking or glass being applied to wrong part of face. Solution: Buy another pint and practice in front of a mirror. Continue with as many pints as necessary until drinking technique is perfect. Symptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and taste; beer unusually pale and clear. Fault: Glass is empty. Solution: Find someone who will buy you another pint. Symptom: Room is spinning. Fault: Somebody is spinning your barstool. Solution: Vomit on person doing the spinning. Symptom: Feet cold and wet. Fault: Glass being held at incorrect angle. Solution: Turn glass so that open end is pointing at ceiling. Symptom: Feet warm and wet. Fault: Loss of self-control. Solution: Go and stand beside nearest dog. After a while complain to its owner about its lack of house training. Symptom: Lap cool and wet. Fault: Drooling on yourself. Solution: Change position so that y

Drink
Margarita! Your sex life mostly resembles a Margarita – You are passionate and imaginative and you have a very spontaneous sex life. You are likely to do (or have done to you) a lot of things on a whim. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Drinking Test
What type of partier are you? Your Result: Hardcore drunk You are usually the first one at the bar, right after work, before anyone else gets there. You tend to be quite buzzed before a single of your friends show up, and keep on drinkin when they get there. You often forget your credit card at the bar and have to retreive it the next day, and can never believe the bill is so high. At parties, you are still drinking while most of the rest of the party is passed out and sleeping. It takes you forever to catch a buzz, and even longer for a buzz to go away. You're made for this lifestyle!Bar Social Butterfly The Lurker The Socialite Bar Slut The rock-star party animal The designated driver

Drinks And Such...
I'm not even going to expound on the horrors of work at the moment. If I get on a rant I might not stop. So I've been entertaining myself (after the last deluge of orders) with perusing absinthe's that are available online. I've never tried it but I've had it reccomended to me by several people. I'd certainly like to give it a try but ther are quite a few varieties available and most (except for tiny little taste sets) are expensive, especially when I have no clue what would be good to start with. If there's any of you who are familair with absinthe do you have a reccomendation on a particular type? I'd like to try a traditional type so that I can experience the full effect. I've found several online that seem to be good to try but I'm still curious as to other people's opinions. Of course, I also wouldn't say no to a gift of absinthe showing up at my work. *grin* If you feel that generous I'd be happy to give you my work address. But again, if you have some reccome

Drinks And Women's Personailities
Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results: Drink: Beer Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. Drink: Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, annoying; a pain in the ass. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy. Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, has picky taste; knows what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. She'll send YOU a drink. Drink: Wine - (does not include white zinfandel, see below) Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated. Your Approach: Tell her you wish Reagan had had four more years...Alzheimer's and term limits be damned. Drink: White Zin Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually has no clue. Your approach: Make her feel smarter than she is... Drink: Shots

Drinking With A Redneck Girl
Drinking with a Redneck Girl >> > A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a redneck girl are in the same bar. >> > When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the >> > air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. >> > He says, "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the Same one twice." >> > The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws >> > into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. >> > He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we >> > don't need to drink with the same one twice either." >> > The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it >> > in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her .45, and >> > shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, >> > and calling for a refill, she says, "In America we have so many >> > illegal Mexicans and Arabs th

Drink And Be Raped?
Print This Story E-mail This Story Read more of Marjorie Cohn's columns For background, see: Marjorie Cohn | Bush on Trial for Crimes against Humanity • Marjorie Cohn | Abu Ghraib General Lambastes Bush Administration • Military Hides Cause of Women Soldiers' Deaths By Marjorie Cohn t r u t h o u t | Report Monday 30 January 2006 In a startling revelation, the former commander of Abu Ghraib prison testified that Lt. Gen. Ricardo Sanchez, former senior US military commander in Iraq, gave orders to cover up the cause of death for some female American soldiers serving in Iraq. Last week, Col. Janis Karpinski told a panel of judges at the Commission of Inquiry for Crimes against Humanity Committed by the Bush Administration in New York that several women had died of dehydration because they refused to drink liquids late in the day. They were afraid of being assaulted or even raped by male sold

Drinkin With A Redneck Girl
A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a redneck girl are in the same bar. When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the Same one twice." The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either." The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her .45, and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."

Drinkin With A Redneck Girl
A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a redneck girl are in the same bar. When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the Same one twice". The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either." The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one draft, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice." God Bless America

Drinking You The Fuck Away!
I`ll drink you the fuck away, an everyday annoyance on the existance of life. Chest stabbing depression numbed by the cool freezer sitting liquid. I`m tired of playing fucking games! You`re such a fucking piece of shit! *wipes eyes* I fucking hate you! I didn`t ask for this life! I didn`t ask for you to fucking rape me and bring a child into this world! *wipes eyes* I`m pushing you out! You don`t want to sign the papers but you won`t fucking pay! I`ll fucking make you pay! You`ll never see her again! I don`t care what you say about the future! Her last name will be changed! I`m getting married and she`ll have his last name. He`s going to adopt her! *wipes eyes* Over and over again, I see what you did play through my head, its like a horror flick that will never end! I FUCKING HATE YOU! I`LL DRINK YOU AWAY! YOU ARE THE PAIN THAT ALWAYS STAYS! I used to want to kill myself because of you! I have the greatest thing in the world to worry about though, brought into this world out of hate sh

Drinking......
SITTING HERE DRINKING TO KILL THE PAIN LIVING THIS LIFE IS MAKING ME INSANE.. BEING AWAY FROM YOU MY HEART IS DEAD BUT THE FAULT IS MINE THAT IS ALL THAT CAN BE SAID. LOOK AT MY LIFE.. WHAT A JOKE!! TIRED OF TRYING TO MAKE IT SO AS OF NOW, I WONT.. LET THE CHIPS FALL WHERE THEY MAY LET MY LIFE JUST KEEP ON ROLLING. WHILE I SIT HERE AND KEEP DRINKING.. AND WONDER WHERE MY LIFE IS GOING...

Drinking Water
So I just fed and watered the dog, andI thought to myself......Self, wouldn't it suck if the only thing you drank for your entire life was water? I would hate to be a dog, but then again, I could lay around all day and lick myself.

Drinking.....funny
Dear Alcohol, I thought I'd take a minute to discuss some troubling factors with you. First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. Your many sides and dimensions are mind-boggling (different than beer goggling, which I'll touch upon shortly.) Yes, my friend, you always seem to be there when needed: the perfect post-work cocktail, a beer with the game...and you're even around in the holidays: Hidden inside chocolates you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings. Yet lately, I've been wondering about your intentions. You see, I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, but I feel that your influence has led to unwise consequences, briefed below for your review: 1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is important,I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity occurs at 5 AM. 2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal and, though cooking is far f

Drinking With A Redneck Girl
= Drinking with a redneck girl A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a redneck girl are in the same bar. When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the Same one twice". The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either." The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one draft, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice." God Bless America __________________________

The Drinker
I drank myself away til I wandered lost and alone amongst the many headpiece graves all made of marble and stone. I wandered dusk til dawn til I wondered where now I was on someone's grassy morning lawn I stood with my head abuzz. Lying down on the grass I thought I'd take a little nap til some meager time it had passed I awoke to a slight tap. There before me he stood a hand reaching down to me cowled in a deep-black, darkened hood a strange sight for me to see. "Alas ne'er I meet a gentleman with strong a gut as he doth lie beyond me reach," said he, my eyes no more shut. "Come along with me, Friend and let's toast the morning day brew. should you ever know my one sin, it doth hang over you, too." He took me by the hand with an expression of glee and then he gave to me a brand of some strange kind of whiskey. He said then unto me, "My name's Johab the Tinker. a test is this bottle of skee- who is the better drinker?" I drank away again

Drinkin Coffee At Midnight
Drinkin coffee at midnight. Dying to get some sleep, Makes no sense to you- I know, But none of this makes sense to me, No I never saw it coming, Till it hit me between the eyes, The lonesome sound of a heart breaking, Then realized it was mine, Chorus: You said you need sometime, To try and sort this out, Swear it’s you- no it’s not me, But I can’t help but have my doubts, No matter what, You’ll always love me, No one could take my place, I wish you were here now, To see the confusion on my face, Do I leave the light on, Don’t know how long you’ll be gone, Kinda hard to know what to do, When I don’t know what went wrong, Always thought you were happy, Never so much as a tear, Sure were good at fakin that smile, To hide the fear, Chorus 2x

Drink
Drink Drink To drink in sorrow To ease the pain of tommorow You feel forever slain Beleive me the drink will not ease the pain No your sorrows will not fade You will kick back no not relaxed But crying in your swelling pain For what is this to gain Your heart will sink You can\'t even think So you drink Your mind wonders else where No where to be found You sit their all alone on the ground Confused and lost but at a simple cost keep on goin and your life will be lost The drink will bring more pain It will drive you insane So you need t realize It\'s not a crutch nor a cane But a deadly thin used to ease the pain By katrina j 10:42 PM - 1 Comments - 2 Kudos - Add Comment - Edit - Remove Thursday, September 28, 2006

Drinking Away The Pain
I love you, But you don't love me. I'm dying inside, But I won't let you see. With a river of tears, On the pillow case. Caught up in memories, Of your embrace. I love you, But you don't love me. I'm drowning in a pool, Of sweet misery. Drink it up, Just one more. Till I'm numb inside, Laying on the floor. I love you, But you don't love me. Don't try to help, Just let me be. With bloodshot eyes, And alcohol on my breath. I fear I'm drinking, My life to death. I love you, But you don't love me. You locked my heart up, And threw away the key. You have torn, My life apart. So I tip another, And drink my heart. I love you, But you don't love me. My heart is suffocating, Please set it free. I'm ready to smile, This time for real. But I can't stop drinking, There's too much to feel.

Drink For Freedom
He sits alone with a bottle of wine, swallowing bottles of pills waiting for his time. Drink after drink he slowly fades, and memories of his life begin to go away. Drink after drink the room becomes dark, all his worries gone and the end begins to start. Drink after drink he begins to tear, at the thought of no one wanting him here. Drink after drink his life leaves silently, simply because he drank to be free.

Drinking
Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth. I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day

Drinking
so, the party thing went well until my boyfriend left, and this other guy got all up in my grill. he wouldn't quit groping me..and i don't know how many people told him to stop...so therefore, it ruined the rest of my night. ..i ended up driving my happy ass back home. ..i don't recommend it after what i drank...but i made it safely..to all those who care. anyways. i just thought that i would update the drinking story.

Drinking And Singin'
So I went out last night and I was drinking and singing some Karaoke....my friend was all over the place and I was invited to another table by some nice ladies having a blast! They were so sweet letting me sit with them and I was happy I got to sing a couple times before going home. I was looking forward to going to sleep when I was asked by the nice ladies to go out bowling with them. I was so happy because my friend I came with was having such a good time and met a guy.... I had a good time too just being out and meeting these incredible ladies. See ya!

Drink
Drink My blood is breathing, Its free flowing. Its the water that keeps me going. Pour it into the cup and give it to your lover. Let her drink from the cup and fuck her. Then suck it up and drink from the cup. Red on white, we fall from the night. Take a breath and we're out of sight. So take a bite as deep as you might, gash your teeth and everything will be alright. be alive and receive the night. So suck it up and drink from the cup. Blood on water, you've got demons like your father who beat you like a lamb to the slaughter. You lick the blood from your lips, wishing they were sucking your girlfriends tits. Gash your teeth and everything fits. So suck it up, suck it up, and drink from the cup.

Drinking?!?!?!
okay so i quit drinking and when i go to partys and hang out with ppl that are they always say "Wow its so cool how u dont drink and can just hang out with us and be sober! Yer awesome Bob!" Now i dont say it but i think to myself hmmm why dont u just not drink and be proud of yourself i mean you dont need alcohol to have a good time just good freinds and respect for yourself!! So the next time yer out and u want a drink to fit in with the crowd stop and think! Maybe its not u thats doesnt fit but its them and dont drink and see how much fun u have with yerself feeling good!!

Drinking
Hello all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am getting so smashed because I don't have to work tomorrow. this is my firat blog, and I want to say thank you to all the people out there who have added me and fanned me and rated me 10. AND EVERYONE WHO RATED LESS IS JUST MEAN >:-P have a great weekend. Love you all shadowyuna

Drinking By Himself (whatta A Dick)....
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend, he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?" "My mother died in June, and left me $10,000." said the friend. "Gee, that's tough," he replied. "Then in July," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me $50,000." The man looking concerned says, "Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed." The friend continues, "And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000." "Three close family members lost in three months??? How sad!!!" "Then this month,..." continued, the friend, "Nothing! Not a single dime!"

Drinking Alone
Alright so I tried calling my friends and one is at work and the rest won't answer. So I'm stuck drinking alone in my own house on CT, damn I feel like an anti-social alchi, it's fucking saturday I'm 21 and I am by my lonesome, damn I wish I had something to do.

Drinking. Or Not.
Sunday evening, tomorrow off work, nothing particularly pressing to do in the morning, smoking ban now in full effect, so bars will be slightly less stinky, and who’s quit drinking?! I feel like Lloyd Bridges in ‘Airplane’. Why did I pick this week, of all weeks? To be honest, any week would be bad. At least there’s no ones birthday coming up. I haven’t got a drink problem. That is not the reason for stopping. In fact it’s more of a hiatus than anything else, but these things have a habit of extending themselves. Like the smoking. And the drugs. And the casual sex. Ok, maybe not the casual sex, since there wasn’t much of that in the first place (odd concept, casual sex. I’ve always found it quite frantic. Any way, moving on…). If you do anything long enough, it becomes a habit. If you DON’T do something long enough and it also becomes habit. I dread the moment when I become a non-smoking, teetotal, drug-free health freak (NOT a vegetarian, that’s just unnatural), but it could happen

Drink
Take a sip for happiness At least that’s what you think it is It brings you somewhere new So that you won’t be blue Unconsciously dying Your inside is crying Please stop lying And be true to your heart I know what is happening to you I know what you should do Your losing control It’s eating your soul It’s bringing you to an end Is this what you want my friend? Gain control of your life Don’t let it be the last knife In your heart you know I’m right about your control It’s non-existent in you Your drink owns you But you don’t have one problem Because your drink can solve them Before you can think You open another And take a drink Your losing control It’s eating your soul It’s bringing you to an end Is this what you want my friend? It brings you to some place Far out in outer space But you’re all alone Your empty bottle is your home No one left to turn to Everyone else has left you But all you need is your drink At least that’s what you think

Drink Up!!
HERE IS A GOOD RECIPE FOR A DRINK I MADE!! DRINK WITH CARE!! HAHAHAHAHA!! "THE CHESAPEAKE BAY BREAKER" 1 shot Light or Clear rum 1 shot Dark rum 1 shot Vodka (premium or top shelf brand) 1 shot Gin (premium or top shelf brand) 1-2 shots Blue Curacao Orange Juice or Pineapple Juice MIX ALL SHOTS together and fill glass with juice. When mixed right it should be fluorescent blue/green in color, and taste like a fruit drink. If the lights go out you should still be able to see your drink!!! Hehehehehe!!! ENJOY PEOPLE!!!

Drinkin With A Redneck Girl!!!
A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a redneck girl are in the same bar. When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls Out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our Glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the Same one twice." The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws the glass Into the Air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with The same one twice either." The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one Gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her .45, and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and Calling for a refill, she says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice." God Bless America

The Drink Of Revenge...
A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following items on the bar: A salt shaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains. "First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice." So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue.....salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys........smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks........this is OK. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it. In one secon

Drinkage
Riddle me this...why is it that when you do go to a bar, it's 99% always the guy who buys the first round? And go figure...we buy the good shit while, when a lady does buy the round, it's a beer. What the Fuck? Some buy me a shot a TEQUILA with no Wheels!!!!

Drinking Can Fuck Things Up
SIPPING VODKA A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, " When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip." So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door: 1. Sip the vodka, don't gulp. 2. There are 10 commandments, not 12. 3. There are 12 disciples, not 10. 4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated. 5. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not beat his ass. 6. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C. 7. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, junior, and the spook. 8. David slew Goliath; he did not kick the shit out of him.

Drinks Show Your Personality?? Mmmm
Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results: Drink: Beer Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. Drink: Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy. Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.................. Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel) Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles. Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with frie

Drink And Drive..a Poem
Near to the door he paused to stand as he took his class ring off her hand all who were watching did not speak as a silent tear ran down his cheek and through his mind the memories ran of the moments they walked and ran in the sand hand and hand but now her eyes were so terrible cold for he would never again have her to hold they watched in silence as he bent near and whispered the words.. ""I LOVE YOU"" in her ear he touched her face and started to cry as he put on his ring and wanted to die and just then the wind began to blow as they lowered her casket into the snow.... this is what happens to man alive..... when friends let friends.... drink and drive.

The $10 Drinking Bet
The $10 Drinking Bet A fellow walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be more than ten thousand dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks, "What's with the money jar?" "Well...you pay $10 and if you pass three tests, you get all the money and the keys to a brand new Audi TT. The man certainly isn't going to pass this up. And so he asks.. "What are the three tests?" "Pay first... those are the rules," says the bartender. So the man gives him the $10 and the bartender drops it into the jar. "OK," the bartender says, " Here's what you need to do: First - You have to drink that entire liter of Blanco tequila, the whole thing, all at once ... and ...you can't make a face while doing it. Second, there’s a pit bull chained-up out back with a sore tooth. You have to remove the tooth with your bare hands. Third. There's a

Drinking Games
1.) Blow Job How to play: Need shot glasses and a couple pairs of guys and girls The guys sit down and put one shot (beer or hard liquor) between their legs and the girls race to pick up the shot glass with their mouth and drink the shot. 2.) Flip, Sip, or Strip How to play: This drinking game is easy to figure out, exciteing, and will probably end fast. But, you will definitely have fun before it ends!!! Best with 3 or more people. Start by having any player flip a coin and call heads or tails, while it is in the air. If player guesses right, player passes the coin to the right. If player guesses wrong, player passes the coin to the left and either takes one article of clothing off, or drinks a shot. Great Rule: You cannot do the same thing (sip or strip) more than twice in a row. 3.) Suck and Blow How to play: Doesn't matter how many players as long as there is a circle with the order guy, girl, guy, girl, etc. You'll see why in

Drinks All Around
A guy walked into a bar and said, "Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender." But when it was time to pay, the guy didn't have money, so the bartender beat him up. The next day the guy did the same thing: he ordered a beer for everyone, even the bartender, and the bartender beat him up since the guy couldn't pay. Then the next day, the guy said, "Beers for everyone! But not you, bartender!" The bartender said, "Why?" The guy replied, "You're violent when you're drunk!"

Drinking With A Redneck Girl
A mexican, an Iraqi, and a redneck girl are in the same bar. When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice". The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either. "The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one draft, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45 and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice." God Bless America !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Drinking
DRINKING I drink to remember I drink to forget I drink to be happy I drink to repent I drink when I am lonely I drink when I am sad I drink to good times And I drink through the bad I drink on days of mourning I drink on days to celebrate Yes I will be drinking quite often and what lays in the end I will forget So do not lecture me for I will not hear your words Do not try to pry for the doors will be bared Just let me drink my to my piece of mind for there’s not left there to have And maybe I will drink it gone Hell I will be happy to forget!! by: Sarah Pruitt

Drinking A Beer
Drinking a Beer I place one sandaled foot in front of the other, my platform heels echoing on hardwood floors. I enter the kitchen. The floor – sticky; dirty dish pile sink; counters and table littered with overflowing ashtrays and empty beer bottles. I open the fridge, scan the contents, quickly lock on my target. My hand enters the open twelve-pack, grips cold, damp glass, a sweating label. I retrieve a Bass. Using my incisors, I pry the metal cap off the brown glass bottle, then turn on my heel and head to the smoky, debris-filled den where friends and acquaintances are in varying stages of inebriation. I lift the bottle to my mouth, put my lips to the cold glass, tilt back my head, gulp down pale ale like water, like life bottled, swallow greedily, wipe my mouth with the back of my hand, burp and giggle, then lift the bottle again, sipping this time. I finally savor the robust flavor. Then I chug again, and the bottle becomes half-e

Drinking
Captain Troubleshooting **Need To Know** SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet. FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle. ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling. SYMPTOM: Captain unusually pale and tasteless. FAULT: Glass empty. ACTION: Get someone to buy you another Captain. SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights. FAULT: You have fallen over backward. ACTION: Have yourself leashed to bar. SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts. FAULT: You have fallen forward. ACTION: See above. SYMPTOM: Captain tasteless, front of your shirt is wet. FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face. ACTION: Retire to restroom, practice in mirror. SYMPTOM: Floor blurred. FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass. ACTION: Get someone to buy you another Captain. SYMPTOM: Floor moving. FAULT: You are being carried out. ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another bar. SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dar

Drinking Is Fun!
I am so buzzed right now and enjoying the wine, but I do have to wonder about my friends with the more risque stuff on here, because I'm a chicken shit and am not comfortable with getting nekkid. They have much better sites than I do - check out the Lolita Nymphette - she's a babe!

Drinking Guide For The Holidays
Drinking Guide for the Holidays (These are pretty Funny ) SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet. FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle. ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling. SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless. FAULT: Glass empty. ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer. SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights. FAULT: You have fallen over backward. ACTION: Have yourself lashed to bar. SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts. FAULT: You have fallen forward. ACTION: See above. SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet. FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face. ACTION: Retire to restroom, practice in mirror. SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet. FAULT: Improper bladder control. ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about her house training. SYMPTOM: Floor blurred. FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass. ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer. SYMPTOM: Floor

Drink Water On Empty Stomach
It is popular in Japan today to drink water immediately after waking up every morning. Furthermore, scientific tests have proven its value. We publish below a description of use of water for our readers. For old and serious diseases as well as modern illnesses the water treatment had been found successful by a Japanese medical society as a 100% cure for the following diseases: Headache, body ache, heart system, arthritis, fast heart beat, epilepsy, excess fatness, bronchitis asthma, TB, meningitis, kidney and urine diseases, vomiting, gastritis, diarrhea, piles, diabetes, constipation, all eye diseases, womb, cancer and menstrual disorders, ear nose and throat diseases. METHOD OF TREATMENT 1. As you wake up in the morning before brushing teeth, drink 4 x 160ml glasses of water.....interesting 2. Brush and clean the mouth but do not eat or drink anything for 45 minutes 3. After 45 minutes you may eat and drink as normal. 4. A

Drinking Game But Looking For More Drinking Games...
Drinking Games Drinkopoly What you need: - A group of people (6-10 is good) - A monopoly board - A shot glass - A tall glass - Bottle of alcohol - Every person should have a drink How to play: Every person brings a bottle of liquor. It's good if this can be planned in advance so that the largest variety of drinks can be made with the different types of alcohol present. You might also need things like tabasco,orange juice, lemons, etc. (The iDrink website is extremely helpful. I wish it existed when we first played this game.) Depending on the number of people playing and the number of drinks that can be made, assign a different mixed drink or shot to each colour or property. When someone lands on that property that person has to drink whatever drink has been assigned to it. If there is someone that is not drinking it may be wise to make them the 'banker', who mixes the drinks to ke

Drinking Age Debate
It goes without saying people have varying opinions on the subject and all do have some very good points. Sadly their debate is doing little in the means of a solution. Did we learn absolutely nothing from prohibition? Do you think your child is worried much about their asses getting busted once they hit that magic 18? Being a country boy, originally from the hills of Wva I can tell you for a fact alcohol is easily made when denied to us at the stores. Some malt, barley, sugar, and water and by golly you have 5 gallons of alcohol. And we pulled this off ourselves as youths long before the internet and pages telling you precisely how to make it. I do not encourage my children to drink, ever. Most do not even stop toconsider why it has such an effect on the body anyway. Alcohol as most well know is the byproduct of fermentation. The break down of yeast and sugars. Fermentation means in simplest of term "to rot". The inhebriation we fell when consuming such beverages is the body lite

Drinkin My Stress Away :)
...somewhere between getting out of my car and punching out to leave class, I lost my damn keys today. Let me just tell you how stressed and crazed I was. Not only because I lost my keys but because of the horrid neighborhood I would have to leave my car in. My school's in the ghetto and cars are constantly getting broken into. So I was flippin the hell out. I searched and searched. Tore my bags apart, looked in cabinets...even the damn trash cans. Friends offered to take me home but I didn't wanna leave my car! Finally, the security guard walked by and I asked him if anyone had turned in some keys? He said "What do they look like?" I described them and before I could finish, took them out of his pocket! We might as well of been in church cuz I thanked Jesus up and down that building! "I love you, John!" then happily skipped to my car. Yes, I skipped. So, thanks to the stress, I am finishin off my bottle of Polish vodka straight from the freezer. You better believe!!!

Drinking Customs
> A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a redneck girl are in the same bar.> > When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, >pulls> >out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces.> > He says, "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with> >the Same one twice."> > The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws into the> >air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces.> > He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't >need> >to drink with the same one twice either."> > The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one> >gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her .45, and shoots the> >Mexican and the Iraqi. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar,and >calling> >for a refill, she says, "In America we have so many illegal alliens that >we> >don't have to drink with the same ones twice.

Drink You Away...
I’ll drink you away All those things you had to say I’ll drink it away These tears that wanna say Hello, my friend hello Where ever did you go Straight tequila is my rain On that plane that crashed in Spain I’ll wash you right out of my hair Just like that girl did with her Revlon flair I think I’ll drink you away Along with this pain That’s stabbing in my heart Isn’t this how that Loneliness starts I think I’ll just drink you away And all those jackass things you say Like that splendid old movie With that Sandler guy cutey The one that’s so dumb you have to laugh And forget you were mad every time that he trips over his own two feet with no plot, or maybe like you… he just forgot it. Today I did the Monster Mash After you drunkenly crashed I started drinking about then Now its long after ten And only that God guy Knows why I tend to rhyme more When I drunkenly cry I’ll drink you away All those things you had to say I’ll drink

Drinking With A Redneck!!
A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a redneck girl are in the same bar. When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the Same one twice." The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either." The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar,and calling for a refill, she says, "In America we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.

Drinking With A Redneck.....
A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a redneck girl are in the same bar. When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the Same one twice." The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either." The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar,and calling for a refill, she says, "In America we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.

Drinks Show Your Personality
I guess you could take this two ways..........keep your favorite drink or change to go with a new personality! Drinks Show Your Personality Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could 'nail' a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results: PART A: WOMEN-DRINKS, WHO THEY ARE, & YOU! Drink: Beer Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. Drink: Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy. Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink......

Drinkin
Gotta play it smart start thinking when im drinkin gotta play it cool cant lose my temper, act a fool but that shit is hard for me girls playin games with me so its hard to stay chilled when im payin with my bills, but they fuckin me playin games, givin names make me think i gotta chance, im gonna get laid im already in her pants, shes grabbin up on me im like ya im gonna score then she says im too young, what am i four? fuck the bitches, fuck the cockblock fuck the game and lies bitches trippin, while im flippin, im goin get between then thighs singin, sittin, chillin with the bitches gettin tipsy gotta watch for the po, cuz my temper starts slippin gettin fucked by my own what the fucks up with that shit gonna cockblock my ass over some bitch thats bullshit, he knows it and i shoulda beat his ass but im better then that, despite the control i lack but it woulda happened fast so im singing what im thinking all the shits thats on my mind but its fine, i g

Drinking Games
Game Name: Survivor Flip Cup Category: Speed Buzz Level: Deadly Directions: This is a variation of Flip Cup (also known as Turbo Cups on this website).You need two teams of at least two people. In a relay-race format, you must chug a cup of beer roughly 1/4 to 1/3 full. When you finish you put the cup on the edge of the table rim-up and must flip the cup so it lands rim-down without falling over. Once you succeed, the next player on your team begins chugging. Once one team finishes, then that ends the round. The losing team must then vote a member out of the game. Then round 2 begins. The catch is that you must always drink the same amount of cups as a team -- so when one player is eliminated, then one player must pull double-duty. Thus once you're the only player left on your team, you've gotta drink & flip yours plus one for each player voted out. When there's only two players left on a team, you can decide how to vote the last one out. (Being the dorks that w

Drink Your Haterade
yo yo uh uh what it is, girl this the remix, no onions i fold like an accordion, seeing all this shit disappointed by what i see, a bottomless pit why is hilton such a tool, all you see is her tit and carrie underwood, she won't have a hit she gotta take her rightful spot and just go sit sean taylor has paid the ultimate price now he has to answer to the worms and mice if his kid dates pig pen, she gon get some lice though not as bad as a 9-7 blowout from mike tice maybe he'll realize his true dream and move to the land of kung fu and rice and god damn, these kids keep trashing the halls when you ask them to go somewhere else, they got no balls it falls on deaf ears, like you talk to them walls why they stayin here? take your ass to the malls oh i know, i bet big brutus stole their girl's numbers and he's gonna make some calls the name of the game is standing up for yourself, always gotta be a winner, no matter who falls

Drink From Me
The moon floods in like a searchlight Seeking to expose my sacred places. I lie on rumpled sheets, spread eagle, Arms thrown up over my head While air from the open window Flows over my moist bare skin Like the caress of my lover's breath. Damp air provides relief only in Movement. If it stills, I am lost. You enter and stop at the foot of the bed. I want to say it's too hot for sex, to touch, But watching your hand descend to your groin Has already caused a cascade of moisture. I let one hand steal down my body And dip a single finger into the spring. You kneel at the foot of the bed as if to Pray, hands on my ankles, pulling me toward you. The tip of your tongue circles and dives in. Drink from me and you will be thirsty no more.

Drinking And Dialing
The Rules of Drunk Dials & Text Messages... 1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2. It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 3.If you are going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex. "Mom I'm in McDonald's and they're playing our song. I love you" 4.Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn't want to hear your best raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the A.M. asking to bend them over something. 5. Voicemails are always better. This way your friend can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, even weeks to come. 6. Drunk texting is alright... If you are prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you are sober. 7. It is definitely a good idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they've ever had and everything they know, they learned from you. This way you can sleep well at night. 8. You c

Drinking...
whoever may be reading my blog knows that I have been trying to stop smokin weed and drinking...i jus finished the first step...and i relapsed december...i smoked and drank...but my issue is now the drinking...drinkin has never been a problem for me but now that i have been trying to stop...it seems to make me wanna drink even more...i feel like drinkin sometimes...i'm not a big drinker but i wanna fuckin drink...and i don't see anything wrong with an occassional drink...i been going to NA meetings and i feel like i should be able to drink...seeing that alcohol is not my drug of choice...this shit is giving me headaches thinkin about it and i jus want to stop smoking weed and i'm not understanding why i have to give up alcohol too...yeah i know i need to talk to my sponser but i already know what she gonna say...and i don't really want to hear it...the other day we met at her house and i broke up all my paraphanelia and shit as my final surrender...so thats all thats be going on but i

Drinking
A cowboy, who is visiting Wyoming from Texas , walks into a bar and orders three mugs of BUD. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time." The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona , the other is in Colorado . When we all left our home in Texas , we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself." The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn. One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar

Drinking Black And Tans.....
1. When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in the face? LAST NIGHT, WHILE WATCHING LAW AND ORDER:CI THAT DUDE SO DESERVED TO GET PUNCHED IN THE FACE FOR BEING A FUCK UP!! 2. Do hugs make you feel better? NO, THEY USUALLY MAKE ME FEEL LIKE CRAP BECAUSE APPARENTLY I SUCK AT HUGGING. 3. Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor? YUP, COMFY AS FUCK IF THE FLOOR ISN'T DISGUSTING. 4. Do you start the water before you get in the shower or when you get in? BEFORE. 5. What did you do today? SLEPT ILL 2, WENT TO BILO RENTED SOME MOVIES AND BOUGHT SOME BEER, RAN IN TO ASHLEE, WENT HOME ATE DRANK, WATCHING MOVIES... 6. Have you ever brushed your teeth while in the shower? ONCE OR TWICE, BUT ONLY DUE TO LACK OF TIME. 7. Have you had more than 3 boyfriends/girlfriends at the same time? YEAH, I CAN'T MANAGE ONE, LET ALONE 3. 10. Would you rather be in a permanent relationship or play the field? PERMANENT, BUT PLAYING THE FILED IS SORTA WORKING FOR N

Drinking Stories: As Bad As It Gets
I haven’t really told many stories on here because I don’t think I can do them justice. When I tell stories in person I get all animated and wave my hands around. I exploit my goofy ass cartoon-like facial expressions to bring it to life…so I’ve been hesitant to try…..but I’m going to do my best on this, hope it works. A bunch of us went out clubbing, and in true American drinking fashion, we drank as much as humanly possible before the bar closed. My apartment was right by the club, and everyone always came back and passed out. People would be strewn about, bodies half on the couch/half off, everyone fighting for a place to sleep. Everyone but me…I had my bed…. After one particular night, I woke up the next morning to find my friend Andrea had crashed in my bed with me. She is like my little sister, so unfortunately no boobie grabbing ensued, and no head was received. I was hung over, feeling like total shit….I couldn’t get comfortable, my head throbbing, and

Drinking Wiff A Redneck Girl
Drinking with a Redneck Girl A Mexican , an Arab , and a redneck girl are in the same bar . When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico, Our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice." The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either." The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."

The Drinking Husband
If you absolutely cannot refrain from drinking, start a saloon in your own home. Be the only customer and you will not have to buy a license. Give your wife $25 to buy a gallon of whiskey. There are 128 drinks in a gallon. Buy all your drinks from your wife at $1 a shot and in 4 days when the gallon is gone, your wife will have $103 to put in the bank and $25 to buy another gallon. If you live 10 years and buy all your booze from your wife and die with the shakes and snakes in your boots, she will have $127,300 in the bank. Enough to bury you respectably, bring up your children, buy a house and lot, marry a decent man, and forget she ever knew a drunk like you!

Drinking Snd Self Loathing
I think I'm gonna start drinking again. I'm not really a drinker but it seems my life was more fun when i was drinking. Plus it seems its the only place too meet women. I don't want to be single anymore and the women at work don't like me so its back to the bar. Look out liver here it comes. Heres hoping i meet drunk loose women, wreck my car into a pole or come to my senses before i ruin my life further. Sometimes it feels like not one persom cares. That not one person is willing to risk it and show me how much they care ... i bet no one does. I write this in hopes she wakes up thinking of me like i do her.

Drinking Problems?
Drinking fault finder A solution to all of your drinking troubles Symptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and taste; shirt front is wet. Fault: Mouth not open or glass being applied to wrong part of face. Solution: Buy another pint and practice in front of a mirror. Continue with as many pints as necessary until drinking technique is perfect. Symptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and taste; beer unusually pale and clear. Fault: Glass is empty. Solution: Find someone who will buy you another pint. Symptom: Feet cold and wet. Fault: Glass being held at incorrect angle. Solution: Turn glass so that open end is pointing at ceiling. Symptom: Feet warm and wet. Fault: Loss of self-control. Solution: Go and stand beside nearest dog - After a while complain to its owner about its lack of house training. Symptom: Bar blurred. Fault: You are looking through the bottom of your empty glass. Solution: Find someone who will buy you another pint. Symptom: Bar

Drinkin Survey
1. When I'm drunk, I tend to be... very um lovable 2. Shots or beers? depends on the night.. 3. Do you have a drinking buddy? Everyone is my buddy when I drink 4. Do you get angry? No, but I do get naked sometimes 5. Do you puke? nope 6. After 7 drinks who are you? the girl looking for some dick 7. A day of drinking at the beach or the pool? Pool 8. Tequila does what to you? Makes my clothes fall off 9. Were you drunk when you lost your virginity? yup 10. Vodka makes you? a very happy Drunk 11. Do you do things you normally wouldnt do sober? Yes 12. Do you pass out? No... well sometimes 13. Do you drink girly drinks? No 14. Do you drink alone? No 15. Worst drink you ever had? jeager bomb 16. Do you play drinking games? Yes 17. Favorite beer? coors light or miller lite 18. What is your favorite shot? Tequila or Jack or Crown 19. What will you not drink? Everclear & Jeager 20. Are you a lightweight when it comes

Drinking The Pain Away
He twists open another beer, And places the bottle to his lips, And slowly lets the cool liquid Attempt to quench his thirst, But it's his soul that is thirsty, It's his heart that has been broken, And it's not going to be fixed By consuming this alcoholic beverage. It's only going to be numbed Until the headache of the next day When he wakes to find that his heart Is still shattered, And no matter what he does, He can't drink the pain away Because it just comes back, It just haunts him. Like the memories of her touch, The memories of her laugh, The memories of how she made him feel, And then the haunting feeling of her Ripping his heart from his chest. No amount of alcohol, no matter what, He's not truly drinking the pain away. Robert J Nye (2008)

Drink Water On Empty Stomach
DRINK WATER ON EMPTY STOMACH! It is popular in Japan today to drink water immediately after waking up every morning. Furthermore, scientific tests have proven its value. We publish below a description of use of water for our readers. For old and serious diseases as well as modern illnesses the water treatment had been found successful by a Japanese medical society as a 100% cure for the following diseases: Headache, body ache, heart system, arthritis, fast heart beat, epilepsy, excess fatness, bronchitis asthma, TB, meningitis, kidney and urine diseases, vomiting, gastritis, diarrhea, piles, diabetes, constipation, all eye diseases, womb, cancer and menstrual disorders, ear nose and throat diseases. METHOD OF TREATMENT: 1. As you wake up in the morning before brushing teeth 4 x 160 ml glasses of water. 2. Brush and clean the mouth but do not eat or drink anything for 45 minute. 3. After 45 minutes you may eat and drink as normal. 4. Af

Drink Of The Gods ;-)
I found this zany recipe online yesterday, I just had to share it!! It's the Drink of the Gods, or so the 'site I got it from says Bacon Vodka Makes up one pint Fry up three strips of bacon Add cooked bacon to a clean pint sized mason jar. Trim the ends of the bacon if they are too tall to fit in the jar. Or you could go hog wild and just pile in a bunch of fried up bacon scraps. Optional: add crushed black peppercorns. Fill the jar up with vodka. Cap and place in a dark cupboard for at least three weeks.(No need to refrigerate) At the end of the three week resting period, place the bacon vodka in the freezer to solidify the fats. Strain out the fats through a coffee filter to yield a clear filtered pale yellow bacon vodka. Decant into decorative bottles and enjoy. THis seems like a waste of bacon and perfectly good Vodka

Drinking From My Saucer
DRINKING FROM MY SAUCER I've never made a fortune, and it's probably too late now. But I don't worry about that much, I'm happy anyhow. And as I go along life's way, I'm reaping better than I sowed. I'm drinking from my saucer, 'Cause my cup has overflowed. Haven't got a lot of riches, and sometimes the going's tough. But I've got loving ones around me, and that makes me rich enough. I thank God for his blessings, and the mercies He's bestowed. I'm drinking from my saucer, 'cause my cup has overflowed. Oh, remember times when things went wrong, My faith wore somewhat thin. But all at once the dark clouds broke, and sun peeped through again. So Lord, help me not to gripe, about the tough rows that I've hoed. I'm drinking from my saucer, "Cause my cup has overflowed. If God gives me strength and courage, When the way grows steep and rough. I'll not ask for other blessings, I'm already blessed enough. And may I neve

Drinking
Brendan Behan I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. Henny Youngman A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started." George Gobel I've never been drunk, but often I've been over served. W. C. Fields I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. Frida Kahlo I drank to drown my pain, but the damned pain learned how to swim, and now I am overwhelmed by this decent and good behavior. C. Fields A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. Edward Abbey A drink a day keeps the shrink away. Catherine Zandonella Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.

Drinking Guide 101
BEER TROUBLESHOOTING GUIDE SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet: CAUSE: Glass Being held at incorrect angle. CORRECTIVE ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet: CAUSE: Improper Bladder Control CORRECTIVE ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about lack of house training SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless CAUSE: a. Glass empty. b. You're holding a Coors Lite CORRECTIVE ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights CAUSE: You have fallen over backward. CORRECTIVE ACTION: Have yourself leashed to bar SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts, back of head covered with ashes CAUSE: You have fallen forward CORRECTIVE ACTION: See above SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet CAUSE: a. Mouth not open b. Glass applied to wrong part of face CORRECTIVE ACTION: Retire to restroom, practice in mirror SYMPTOM: Floor Blurr

Drink, Steal, Swear & Lie
DRINK, STEAL, SWEAR & LIE I received this from a friend and he has A motto he lives by everyday. He said listen carefully and Live by these 4 rules : Drink, Steal, Swear, & Lie. I was shaking my head 'no', but he then told me to listen While he explained his four rules. So here they are : 1.. "Drink" from the "everlasting cup" every day. 2.. "Steal" a moment to help someone that is in worse shape Than you are. 3.. "Swear" that you will be a better person today than Yesterday. 4.. And last, but not least, when you "lie" down at night Thank God you live in America and have freedom. I am not as good as I should be, I am not as good As I could be . But THANK GOD I am better than I used to be !

Drink Steal Swear & Lie
DRINK STEAL SWEAR & LIE I met this guy while holidaying in the USA and he has A motto he lives by everyday. He said listen carefully and Live by these four rules : Drink Steal Swear& Lie. I was shaking my head 'no'but he then told me to listen While he explained his four rules. So here they are : 1.. "Drink" from the "everlasting cup" every day. 2.. "Steal" a moment to help someone that is in worse shape Than you are. 3.. "Swear" that you will be a better person today than Yesterday. 4.. And last but not least when you "lie" down at night Thank God you live in Canada and have freedom. I am not as good as I should be I am not as good As I could be but THANK GOD I am better than I used to be! "Life is short... Bend the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly! Laugh uncontrollably... And never regret anything that made you smile."

Drinking I Praise Thee!!!
AIGHT, I LOVE DRINKING. NOT REALLY NEWS I KNOW, BUT FUCK IT'S ABOUT TIME I GAVE IT SOME PRAISE. THE ART OF DRINKING IS LOST NOW A DAYS. I MEAN IT, WITH ALL THE HEALTH FOOD NAZI'S, THE COLLEGE KIDS THAT COULDN'T DRINK 6 BEERS WITHOUT PUKING LET ALONE A 16 YEAR OLD SINGLE MALT. THE WHINERS WHO SAY THAT THEY DON'T DRINK ANYMORE BECAUSE THEY WERE FUCKTARDS BACK IN THE DAY AND COULDN'T HANDLE THIER SHIT!! THE DRUGGIES WHO SAY THAT WEED OR WHAT NOT IS BETTER THEN BOOZE. WELL THIS IS WHAT I HAVE TO SAY TO ALL OF THEM. FUCK YOU!! YOU FUCKING PANSY ASS PIECE OF SHIT!!! DRINKING HAS BEEN THE NUMBER ONE "IT" FOR AS LONG AS MAN HAS KNOWN HOW TO MAKE IT!!!! TO ALL YOU HIPPY FUCKS, GUESS WHAT, IT'S LEGAL!!!!! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT KILLS AND BLAH BLAH BLAH, IT'S LEGAL!!!! HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE IN THE US OF A HAVE JOBS BECAUSE OF THIS WONDERFUL PRODUCT. I OWN A BUSINESS BECAUSE OF IT!! IT'S CHEAP, IT WORKS, AND BY FUCKING GOD IT'S AMAZING. NOW TAKE IT FROM ME AN "EX" HARDCORE DRUGGY. I M

Drinking Stories: As Bad As It Gets
A bunch of us went out clubbing, and in true Pacey drinking fashion, we drank as much as humanly possible before the bar closed. My apartment was right by the club, and everyone always came back and passed out. People would be strewn about, bodies half on the couch/half off, everyone fighting for a place to sleep. Everyone but me…I had my bed…. After one particular night, I woke up the next morning to find my friend Andrea had crashed in my bed with me. She is like my little sister, so unfortunately no boobie grabbing ensued, and no head was received. I was hung over, feeling like total shit….I couldn’t get comfortable, my head throbbing, and all the other niceties that go along with overdoing it. I found myself quickly faced with a dilemma: I needed to shit, but if I were to move I knew it would piss off my stomach, and then I’d vomit. So the choices were 1) lay in bed and shit myself, or 2) go to the bathroom and be prepared with what might happen..…….I should

The Drinkers...
THE DRINKERS CREED The horse and the mules live 30 years, And know nothing of wine or beers. The goat and sheep at 20 die, And never taste Scotch or Rye. The cow drinks water by the ton, And at 18 is mostly done. The dog at 15 cashes in, Without the aid of rum or gin. The cat in milk and water soaks, And then in 12 short years it usually croaks. The modest, sober, bone dry hen, Lays eggs for nogs, then dies at ten. All animals are strictly dry, They sinlessly live and swiftly die. But sinful, ginful, rum-soaked men, Survive for threescore years and ten. And some of us, the mighty few, Keep on drinking 'til we're 92!

Drinks That Show Personality
Drinks that Show Personalityâ€¦Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could 'nail' a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results: PART A: WOMEN-DRINKS, WHO THEY ARE, & YOU! Drink: Beer Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. Drink: Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy. Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel) Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles. Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends..

Drink Named After Me Lol
NAMED AFTER ONE OF OUR TOP GREETERS AND VERY SEXY LADIES OF SWEETWATER'S - The ONE & only - a special blend of raspberries floating in pink lemonade and a splash of vodka- IF THIS SPECIAL DRINK DOESN'T PUT SOME HONKATONK IN YA BADONKADONK THEN NOTHIN WILL! CUM ON IN AND GETCHA SUM!

2 Drinks And A Bling
For everyone that helps me email and let me know...2 drinks for everyone that helps me bomb and if you do more than 200 I will bling you just email and let me know that you have bombed and how many and I will thank you with gifts or blings Much love babydoll0215

Drink
The bartender was washing his glasses when an elderly Irishman came in. With great difficulty, the Irishman hoisted his bad leg over the barstool, pulled himself up painfully, and asked for a sip of Irish whiskey. The Irishman looked down the bar and asked, "Is that Jesus down there?" The bartender nodded, so the Irishman told him to give Jesus an Irish whiskey, too. The next patron to come in was an ailing Italian with a hunched back, who moved very slow. He shuffled up to the barstool and asked for a glass of Chianti. He also looked down the bar and asked, “Is that Jesus sitting at the end of the bar?” The bartender nodded, so the Italian said to give Him a glass of Chianti, too. The third patron to enter the bar was a redneck, who swaggered into the bar and hollered, "Barkeep, set me up a cold one!” “Hey, is that God's Boy down there?" The barkeep nodded, so the redneck told him to give Jesus a cold one, too. As Jesus got up to leave, he wa

Drink On My Every Word
Drink On My Every Word by LateNiteFantasy© Drink On My Every Word Am I in the picture A taste on your tongue Have words reached inside When playing heart song Have my written words Danced before your eyes Then swirled upon your lips With heart kissing surprise The romantic picturesque Travels innermost desire Lips yearning to explore Baby come light my fire Drink on my every word Mouth whispers tenderly My passion I surrender Enchanting each reverie Here as sweet as honey In smoothness of cream Have you sated thoughts Taking me there to dream

Drinking Is A Serious Matter
I've always enjoyed drinking socially. I've never had any problems with abusing it, just saw it was a way to get me going. This past Memorial weekend, I had way too much and ended up with an alcohol concentration of 3.0 which was way too much for my body. I ended up unconscious, while still vomiting and urinating everywhere. I was unresponsive and ended up falling hitting my chest, scraping my knees, and rolling my ankle. Thankfully I was with friends who cared, and called the ambulance for me. I could have ended up in an alley somewhere. The doctors said that there was no way alcohol alone could have put me in that state. They tested me for drugs, stuck tubes in every hole they could find but didn't find anything. All I remember is that one moment I was at a party and the next I woke up in the hospital frantic wondering what happened to me. I will never ever be so naive to the effects of too much alcohol. I got off lucky this time, and have some bruises and sore spots. The closest

A Drink In The City
I went to Mojo with Chip and 3C after having bun bo Hue (Hue noodle soup, one of my favorite Vietnamese dishes) for dinner. We ordered some frappe. The name was 'stolen' from Starbucks yet the quality didn't meet. Obviously one of a few things I miss about the US is Starbucks' frappuccino, or frappe. Lots of talking and watching. On the top floor of this bar you can look out of the glass to watch the stores and people on the street. Among the things that I would miss about Saigon is its distinguished kind of atmosphere. It's fast-paced and laid back at the same time. It could be painfully familiar and extremely distant at the same time. You could love it and be hurt by it at the same time. Mojo sort of reminds me of all those things AND comforts me with its funny mix of my favorite music, the kind of mix where you like all the songs, but the order they are in doesn't seem quite smooth. Have you ever noticed that just one playlist for all of your favorite songs is never a good ide

The Drinkers Creed
THE DRINKERS CREED The horse and the mules live 30 years, And know nothing of wine or beers. The goat and sheep at 20 die, And never taste Scotch or Rye. The cow drinks water by the ton, And at 18 is mostly done. The dog at 15 cashes in, Without the aid of rum or gin. The cat in milk and water soaks, And then in 12 short years it usually croaks. The modest, sober, bone dry hen, Lays eggs for nogs, then dies at ten. All animals are strictly dry, They sinlessly live and swiftly die. But sinful, ginful, rum-soaked men, Survive for threescore years and ten. And some of us, the mighty few, Keep on drinking 'til we're 92!