Trashionista's blog: "Rambling's of REL"

...somewhere between getting out of my car and punching out to leave class, I lost my damn keys today. Let me just tell you how stressed and crazed I was. Not only because I lost my keys but because of the horrid neighborhood I would have to leave my car in. My school's in the ghetto and cars are constantly getting broken into. So I was flippin the hell out. I searched and searched. Tore my bags apart, looked in cabinets...even the damn trash cans. Friends offered to take me home but I didn't wanna leave my car! Finally, the security guard walked by and I asked him if anyone had turned in some keys? He said "What do they look like?" I described them and before I could finish, took them out of his pocket! We might as well of been in church cuz I thanked Jesus up and down that building! "I love you, John!" then happily skipped to my car. Yes, I skipped. So, thanks to the stress, I am finishin off my bottle of Polish vodka straight from the freezer. You better believe!!! REL