Over 16,530,317 people are on fubar.
What are you waiting for?
Too many people all up in their damn feelings.
You can't expect someone to be your girlfriend after chatting a few times. BTW, you live across the country!
Don't get mad at me for deflecting your advances or not responding to your marriage proposals.
GTFOH
I'm not some wishy washy, fall for your shoutbox serenades, easy target female. Send all the BLING you want, I don't owe you shit. Now, if you wanna chat and be friends, maybe add each other as family...I'm all for it!
It's not that serious, people.
