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Dj Starr
COME CHECK OUT DJ STARR AT THE REAL RED DRAGON LOUNGE..SHE'S RAWKIN THE RED DRAGON RIGHT NOW!!! Just click the lounge logo and hope to see ya there! HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT TIME!!! WE ARE HIRING FOR DJS...PLEASE LADIES COME!!

Dj Sunshine !!!!
COME AND TAKE A LISTEN TO DJ SUNSHINE ON THE EXCALIBUR RADIO..... IF THERE ARE REQUEST OR DEDICATIONS THAT YOU WANT TO HEAR CLICK ON THE EXCALIBUR RADIO BANNER BELOW AND IT WILL TAKE YOU RIGHT TO WHERE YOU CAN CHAT AND LEAVE MUSIC REQUEST AND DEDICATIONS FOR DJ SUSHINE !!!!! IF YOU DIDN'T FIND DJ SUNSHINE THERE THEN YOU SHOULD COME AND CHECK OUT THE SCOOTER BAR.... CLICK BELOW AND IT WILL TAKE YOU THERE AND TO THE ONE AND ONLY DJ SUNSHINE!!!!!!! THIS IS WHERE YOU CAN FIND HER PERSONAL PAGE.. WHERE YOU CAN RATE HER, ADD HER, FAN HER, LEAVE HER GIFTS AND COMMENTS....... SHE IS ALWAYS HAPPY TO GET AND TALK TO NEW FRIENDS DJ Sunshine~Excalibur Radio~aka..BRAT~Cowboy Marine for Life's CT Wife~P.O.P.C/O of S & M@ CherryTAP COME AND HANG OUT WITH DJ SUNSHINE AND THE HOTTEST WOMEN AND MEN ON CT ..... GREAT DJ'S AND EVEN BETTER MUSIC ON THE EXCALIBUR RADIO WE ARE ALWAYS ROCKIN ON THE EXCALIBUR RADIO SO COME AND CHECK US OUT AND TAKE A LI

Dj Super Man
ITS A BIRD ITS A PLAN NO ITS SUPERMAN..DJ SUPERMAN ON AIR LIVE AND TAKING UR REQUEST IN ThE ToRtUrE ChAmBeR JUST CLICK THE PIC AN UR THERE ThE ToRTuRe ChAmBeR WHERE ALL FREAKS, STONER AND NERD OF ALL KINDS ARE WELCOME JOINED BY OUR KICKS ASS STAFF AND FANS

Dj Superman
DJ SUPERMAN ITS A BIRD ITS A PLAN NO ITS SUPERMAN..DJ SUPERMAN ON AIR LIVE AND TAKING UR REQUEST IN ThE ToRtUrE ChAmBeR JUST CLICK THE PIC AN UR THERE ThE ToRTuRe ChAmBeR WHERE ALL FREAKS, STONER AND NERD OF ALL KINDS ARE WELCOME JOINED BY OUR KICKS ASS STAFF AND FANS

Dj Superman Rockin' In The Glow!!
COME ON INTO CLUB GLOW ENJOY SOME GREAT MUSIC AND MAKE LOTS OF NEW FRIENDS.DJ SUPERMAN IS RAWKING ON AIR AND SHOWING US HOW ITS DONE!! GET IN HERE AND BE A PART OF THE GLOW!! ALSO IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF THE STAFF PLEASE ASK WE ARE CURRENTLY LOOKING FOR LOTS OF STAFF. WE NEED DJ'S, GREETERS, PROMOTERS AND ENFORCERS. IF YOU WANT TO BE ON STAFF ASK FOR DESIRE Ðesire-Co Owner Club Glow*?*Gor*?*~ i ? mah butthead?@ fubar OR STRYKE STRYKE owner club glow@ fubar CLICK ON THE PIC TO ENTER CLUB GLOW . (repost of original by 'Poeticheart**C/o @ Poetic Justice**Mgr @ Club Glow*Owned by DJ CAKE' on '2008-03-29 14:33:08') (repost of original by 'STRYKE™ owner club glow*' on '2008-03-29 15:04:53')

Dj Superman's Vip Contest!
ONE MONTH VIP CONTEST ~DJ SuperMan~DJ @ Club Glow~C/O Kryptonite Lounge~FU BF and Owned by DJ Devine TXRose@ fubar IT WILL BE 10,000 COMMENTS IN ORDER TO GET THE VIP THE CONTEST WILL RUN FOR TWO WEEKS AND THE FIRST 3 PEOPLE TO GET THE 10,000 COMMENTS GET VIP'S THE 2 NEXT HIGHEST COMMENT TOTALS AT THE END OF THE 2 WEEKS WILL RECEIVE FU BLING, MAKING 5 WINNERS ALL TOGETHER THE CONTEST WILL START WHEN I HAVE ENOUGH ENTRANTS, SO GET IN TOUCH IF YOU ARE INTERESTED, PLENTY OF WARNING WILL BE GIVEN BEFORE THE START OF THE CONTEST RULES AND INFO: *Pic provided needs to be SFW and will be ripped from your photos *Comment bombing is allowed of course, including self bombing *Rates on your photos will count as 2 comments *Prizes will be given out at the end of the contest and not before *NO Drama or Cheating of any kind *If any drama or cheating is reported or seen, the entry can be deleted without warning LETS GET THOSE ENTRIES IN (repost of original

Dj Superman's Vip Auction To Start Tomorrow @ Noon -- Are You In????
ONE MONTH VIP CONTEST BROUGHT TO YOU BY ~DJ SuperMan~C/O Kryptonite Lounge~DJ Devine's Fu BF@ fubar ALSO BROUGHT TO YOU BY AND BEING USED AS THE CONTEST HUB A PLACE TO HAVE A SUPER TIME.....YOU'LL MAKE SOME TRUE FRIENDS CLICK THE PIC TO ENTER IT WILL BE 10,000 COMMENTS IN ORDER TO GET THE VIP THE CONTEST WILL RUN FOR TWO WEEKS ..SUN APRIL 6TH NOON EST-SUN APRIL 20TH NOON EST.. THE FIRST 3 PEOPLE TO GET THE 10,000 COMMENTS GET VIP'S THE 2 NEXT HIGHEST COMMENT TOTALS AT THE END OF THE 2 WEEKS WILL RECEIVE FU BLING, MAKING 5 WINNERS ALL TOGETHER WHEN THE CONTEST STARTS EVERYONE CAN TAKE THE LINKS TO THEIR PICS AND PIMP THEMSELVES OUT. I WILL BE POSTING DAILY BULLETINS ALSO TO HELP OUT.ENTRIES WILL BE ACCEPTED RIGHT UP UNTIL 11AM EST SUN APRIL 6TH. RULES AND INFO: *Pic provided needs to be SFW and will be taken from your folder *Comment bombing is allowed of course, including self bombing *Rates on your photos will count as 2 comments *Prizes will b

Dj Sunset Bully
COME SEE THE HOTT SEXXXY DJ SUNSET IN THE FORBIDDEN...SHE WILL GREET YOU WITH ROCKIN TUNES AND A WAY TO MAKE YOUR FANTASIES COME TRUE!! CLICK PIC TO ENTER COME SEE WHERE FANTASIES AND REALITY MAKE ALL OF YOUR DEEPEST DESIRES COME TRUE YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T RESIST SEEING THE HOTT N STEAMY DJ SNOOKIE LIVE ON AIR AT FORBIDDEN....COME N PLAY WIT HER, LET YOUR FANTASIES TURN INTO A WILDLY FORBIDDEN REALITY!! CLICK ON PIC TO ENTER THE FORBIDDEN... DON'T MISS OUT ON THE ROCKIN TUNES FROM DJ SNOOKIE, WHAT

Dj Super Tony
CAN WE GET HIM LEVELED?? ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ THIS WONDERFUL MAN IS IN NEED OF SOME HELP. HE IS ONLY 37,961 POINTS AWAY FROM HENCHMAN. IM ASKING ALL MY WONDERFUL FRIENDS AND FANS TO GO SHOW HIM MAD LOVE. HE IS A AWESOME PERSON TO GET TO KNOW AND HE RETURNS ALL LOVE SHOWN TO HIM. HE HAS HELPED ME LEVEL AND A FRIEND OF MINE ALSO. HE IS SIMPLY AMAZING! SO GO NOW FAN/RATE/ADD HIM AND IF YOUR FEELING REALLY NICE BLING HIM ALSO. SHOW HIM LOVE AND SEND ME A PM SAYING U DID AND ILL RETURN SOME LOVE TO YOU ALSO. ALSO TO MAKE THINGS EASY SEND HIM A PM IF YOU SHOW HIM LOVE AS WE ALL KNOW THE BAR TAB ONLY HOLDS SOO MUCH. HERE IS THIS WONDERFUL FRIEND OF MINE ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ DJ Super Tony.......THE VAULT ......@ fubar GO NOW AND SHOW HIM MAD LOVE PLEASE? AND THANK YOU IN ADVANCE! THIS PIMP OUT BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE ONE AND ONLY ME LOL ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ DEVIL'S ANGEL....PHAN

Dj Superbeast Is Up Too 3 Million,can You Win Me Over Auction!!! Come Place Your Bids!
The First Ace Cafe Terror Brothers Radio Fubuck / Gift Auction! Is Now Open N Waiting For Your Bids We Have A Wide Range Of Beautiful And Sexy People to Chose From Dj Wyldone Dj Lette Dj Tink Dj Blast Project One Hot Tease Dj Bubba Carolvision63 ~~Twisted Whispers~~

Dj Sweet 8pm-12est. Saturday 2fer2
Dj Sweet Rockin Your Nite With 2 fer 2, So Come On In The Magnum Radio Lounge And Let Dj Sweet GIVE IT TO U NOT ONLY ONCE BUT TWICE!!!! (click any photo to enter) Please upgrade your Media player

Dj Switchblade Djin In Hydaway Only Today
/www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=50077" target="_new">a> THE FUBAR HOUSE PARTY AT HYDAWAY RADIO DJ SwITCH DJ Switch @ Hydaway Radio. so come in and say hi!! Just click the banner

Dj's Wanted
ARE YOU A DJ LOOKING TO BE APART OF THE LARGEST STATION ON FUBAR LOOK IN HERE Are you a DJ interested in becoming a part of The XXXtreme Full Throttle Radio Family? Wanna know who to contact??? Well look no farther.... here he is .... Slade~Owner of XXXtreme Full Throttle Radio SLADE~Lydias man*Owner*The Scooter Bar and XXXtreme Full Throttle Radio Lounge@ CherryTAP Crazyeyes~Dj Manager of XXXtreme Full Throttle Radio Crazyeyez ♠SDMF♠@ fubar ^^^^just click the pic's and you'll go right to there profile's^^^^ ***click on any pic here to enter The Scooter Bar and XXXtreme Full Throttle Radio Lounge***

Dj's Wanted
Are You Outgoing? Do You Like To Have Fun? Do You Love Music? Then Come Join Out Team At the hop raidio! Stinkeye Radio Is Now Hiring For The Following Positions: ... No Experience Needed, We Will Train You! DJS Head Of Advertisement Advertisement Lounge Greeters Lounge Bartenders Security - Must be willing to travel from time to time for live shows If You Are Intrested In Joining Our Staff Go To Our HomePage Click Thee application link Fill Out The Information & Someone Will Get Back With You Asap!

Djs Wanted
Yes MegaMixX (WildSideNetwork) is looking for DJ's. If you would like to become a part of this great place please go to www.megamixx.ca and fill out the dj app on the left hand side. Thank you in advance

Dj Sweet
COME CHECK OUT DJ SWEET AT THE REAL RED DRAGON LOUNGE..SHE'S KICKIN' OUT THE TUNES !!! Just click the lounge logo and hope to see ya there! HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT TIME!!! WE ARE HIRING FOR DJS...PLEASE LADIES COME APPLY

Djs Wanted
if u want to join us ! and your not to then come on in and let me know ! LUNAR ECLIPE'S Lunar DJ eclipes! tiggs insatiable one & queen of K.O.P.E !@ fubar if im not there at the time leave a message on my pro!

Dj's Wanted
XXXTREME FULL THROTTLE RADIO IS NOW HIRING DJ'S MALE AND FEMALE ALIKE.. SEX DONT MATTER.. WE ALL KNOW HOW TO ROCK!! WE GIVE YOU EVERYTHING YOU NEED AND TRAIN YOU SO IF YOU HAVE EVER WANTED TO DJ THIS IS YOUR SHOT!! JUST CLICK ONE OF THESE PICS AND ASK FOR SLADE!! HES THE HOOK UP MAN!! AND JOIN THE GREATEST ROCK AND METAL STATION ON FUBAR!! SLADE~The Original Cowboy from Hell~creator of XFTR~The Scooter Bar~GodFather~XFTR metalHead Mafia ~

Dj's Wanted In $$the Dogghouse$$
$$THE DOGG HOUSE$$ is CURRENTLY LOOKING FOR DEPENDABLE DJ's! Wanna DJ in a lounge with rockin' music, great people to talk with, and where no drama is tolerated? If you are interested, please see one of the following ... ~Oscar~ DJ Manager @ $$The Dogg House$$ ORbbw_kÅT-mÅnÅgër@$$ Thë ÐØgg hØü§ë$$OR*Brat* Assistant Manager @ $$The Dogg House$$ORÐJ$$lückŸÐØgg$$ Øwnër Øƒ $$Thë ÐØgg hØü§ë$$ƒü mÅrrïëÐ TØ (crÅzŸ bïTch)

Dj Sxyyonnekitten
WE WANNA ROCK YOUR WORLD AT THE BLACK DIAMOND LOUNGE WITH THE BEST IN ROCK, METAL, AND INDEPENDENT MUSIC AROUND CLICK ON THE PIC TO JOIN THE PARTY DJ SXYYVONNEKITTEN ON AIR TO TAKE YOUR REQUEST AND ROCK OUT YOUR FAVORITE TUNES

Dj Tazzy
Click image To ENTER^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ DJ Tazzy is ripping up the Air Waves here at Hell Fire and Brimstone Come See if YOU can Hadle the HEAT !!!! (repost of original by '*DJ_LIL_WOLF*co-owner *HELL FIRE AND BRIMSTONE*' on '2007-10-05 17:17:11')

Dj Tainted
COME CHECK OUT DJ TAINTED AT THE REAL RED DRAGON LOUNGE..SHE'S RAWKIN THE RED DRAGON RIGHT NOW!!! Just click the lounge logo and hope to see ya there! HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT TIME!!! WE ARE HIRING FOR DJS...PLEASE LADIES COME!!

Dj Tazman Up For Auction
Hey all its DJ Tazman and im in another auction . So get in there and bid on me and show me how much you want me . Ty in advance for any bids yall offer > im offering 1. rate pix durrin hh 2. added to top friends 3. pimpout in blog and homepage 4. make a couple morphs 5. add to yahoo i will add more stuff for the right price , so please start ur bidding and thank you in advance . just click on the pic below to take you straight to it

Dj Tc Auction
Do You Want To Own Me?I Am Offering:1. "Owned By" in Name for 1 Month!2. ALL Pics rated 10 during HH (11 if VIP purchased)!3. All Stash Rated Thumbs Up During HH!4. 1 Gift and Comment Per Day For 1 Month!5. 1 SFW Salute!6. Added to #1 Friends for 1 Month!7. Added to #1 Family for 1 Month!8. If bid exceeds 100k - 30 minute conversation on yahoo with (SFW)cam within a week of payment, at an arranged time!Click The Picture To Bid!

Dj Tease
COME CHECK OUT DJ TEASE AT THE REAL RED DRAGON LOUNGE..SHE'S RAWKIN THE RED DRAGON RIGHT NOW!!! Just click the lounge logo and hope to see ya there! HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT TIME!!! WE ARE HIRING FOR DJS...PLEASE LADIES COME!!

Dj Tease
COME CHECK OUT DJ TEASE AT RED DRAGON'S REALM..SHE'S RAWKIN THE RED DRAGON RIGHT NOW!!! Just click the lounge logo and hope to see ya there! HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT TIME!!! WE ARE HIRING FOR DJS...PLEASE COME!!

Dj Thomas J- After Hours On Itunes
15 minutes to midnight, no joke, and I can log out and enjoy a cherry 4 day weekend.....yay me!! Time enough to finish some school work and wag the dog. One of the pluses with being the only one here at this hour is I get to turn my music up as loud as my cheap a$$ speakers will allow.

Dj The Great Destroyer
DJ THE GREAT DESTROYER KICKING OUT SOME BAD ASS TUNES AND TAKING ALL UR REQUESTS ThE ToRTuRe ChAmBeR WHERE ALL FREAKS, STONER AND NERD OF ALL KINDS ARE WELCOME JOINED BY OUR KICKS ASS STAFF AND FANS

Dj Tiesto- Dance 4 Life
You only take heat when you need to You only take heat (E) when you need to And you need to Come let me brief you And let you see where greed leads to And you need to Inspire the love inside your people Our people, equal [For teens oh] knows people, no [spyads] No more hellfires and please no more gunfire Dance 4 Life (4x) Quench we [meable] in thirst Put them first And when the floodgates burst Come inside and we'll keep you strong We protect the children of this new dawn We're properly skilled and we fear no storm And what we're building will persevere long After the wicked ‘em disappear Justice, dues and rights gone clear And the and the youth we have will start this year And the youth we have will start this year Dance 4 Life (12x) H.I.V. aids is lethal

Dj Tigger
THE ONE AND ONLY DJ TIGGER ONE THE EXCALIBUR RADIO AND IN THE HOME OF THE SCOOTER BAR CLICK ON THE EXCALIBUR RADIO BANNER AND IT WILL TAKE YOU RIGHT TO THE SCOOTER BAR AND YOU WILL FIND DJ TIGGER THERE MONDAY THREW SATURDAY FROM 12AM TO 4AM IF YOU WANT TO SHOW TIGGER JUST HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HIM THEN CLICK ON ANY OF THE PICTURE BELOW AND IT WILL TAKE YOU TO HIS HOME PAGE WHERE YOU CAN....... RATE HIM, ADD HIM, FAN HIM COMMENT ALL THE GREAT AND HOT PICTURES THAT HE HAS DJ~tiggerb29_18301~EXCALIBUR RADIO~The Scooter Bar~Enforcer ~ THE MOST STALKED AND TALK ABOUT BALLS@ CherryTAP COME AND ENJOY THE ONE AND ONLY DJ TIGGER IF YOU HAVE REQUEST FOR TIGGER WHEN HE IS ON AIR THE GO TO THE EXCALIBUR RADIO LOUNGE OR JUST CLICK ON THE BANNER BELOW AND IT WILL TAKE YOU RIGHT THERE

Dj Tigger Wedding Contest 2007
WHO WANTS TO CT MARRY DJ TIGGER????????? YES LADIES....... DJ TIGGER IS READY TO GET CT MARRIED.. DJ~tiggerb29_18301~EXCALIBUR RADIO~The Scooter Bar~Enforcer ~ THE MOST STALKED AND TALK ABOUT BALLS@ CherryTAP DO YOU WANT TO GET TO KNOW TIGGER OR HEAR HIM PURRRRRRRRR THE WAY THAT HE DOES THEN CLICK ON THE BANNERS BELOW AND IT WILL TAKE YOU RIGHT TO WHERE THAT CAN HAPPEN OR YOU CAN FIND HIM AT THE SCOOTER BAR... CLICK THE PICTURES BELOW .......... OR THE BBW WORLD ........CLICK HERE........... AND YOU MAY FIND HIM HERE... SUNSHINE AND MARINES LOUNGE......... CLICK ON ANY OF THE PICTURES AND IT WILL TAKE YOU RIGHT TO DJ TIGGER'S PAGE

Dj Tink
COME CHECK OUT DJ TINK AT THE REAL RED DRAGON LOUNGE..SHE'S KICKIN' OUT THE TUNES !!! Just click the lounge logo and hope to see ya there! HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT TIME!!! WE ARE HIRING FOR DJS...PLEASE LADIES COME APPLY

Dj Tommy Six
Meet One Of The Best DJ's On Fubar & Show'em Some Fu Love dj tommy six##fu-ownedby misbehaving2***fu bf to the wild queen**member of the fu bombers @ fubar DJ Tommy Six Rocks The Candy Shop Lounge Hear his shows Monday through Thursday from 1:00 p.m. to 3:00 p.m. Eastern Click here to visit The Candy Shop Lounge Have a great weekend!! Misbehavin2 ♥ Fu Owned By ☣ SatCommTech ☣ ♥ Fu Owner Of Countryboy Superman & DJ Tommy Six ♥ @ fubar

Dj Towman Is Hiring For Dj's
DJ'S NEEDED! DJ TOWMAN IS LOOKING FOR PEOPLE THAT WOULD LIKE TO BE DJ'S. HE'S BEEN PULLING SOME LONG HOUR'S AND NEEDS SOME HELP, SO IF YOU ARE INTERESTED GO BY AND SEE DJ TOWMAN. NO EXPERIENCED REQUIRED HE WILL TRIAN YOU TO BECOME A GREAT DJ . THANK YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY! Click the pic to leave DJ TOWMAN A MESSAGE!

Dj Truks House Party
MY FRIENDS LAST HOUSE PARTY....B4 3.....AND HES HAVING ANOTHER THIS WEEKEND....IM GOING AND CANT WAIT....WHAT DO YOU THINK Dj Truk house party (part1) before 3 a.m.Add to My Profile | More Videos

Dj Transformer
COME CHECK OUT DJ TRANSFORMER AT THE REAL RED DRAGON LOUNGE..HE'S RAWKIN THE RED DRAGON RIGHT NOW!!! Just click the lounge logo and hope to see ya there! HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT TIME!!! WE ARE HIRING FOR DJS...PLEASE LADIES COME!!

~dj Twisted Angel~wiccan Family~
such a beauty quite a lady forever loving warm of spirit shining so bright a beacon in the darkest night gentle of spirit quick to help others a woman of beauty an desire perfection meets the world

Dj Uncle Abe
OK GOOD PEOPLE IF YOU HAVEN’T TRIED US OUT YET YOU HAVE BEEN MISSING OUT. WE ARE LIVE 24 HOURS A DAY 365 DAYS A YEAR. SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME AND MEET SOME AWESOME PEOPLE AND SOME OF THE TOP DJs ON AIR. WE HAVE THE TOP 3 DJs FROM DAVES HIDEAWAY/AFTERSHOCK. YES YOU HEARD IT RIGHT HERE *~*DJ UNCLE ABE*~* *~*DJ E-PAR*~* *~*DJ SQUID LEE*~* ALONG WITH A HOST OF NEW DJ STAFF *~*DJ UNTOUCHABLE ROSE*~* *~*DJ KAT*~* *~*DJ GATOR*~* *~*DJ BULLET*~* TO NAME JUST A FEW ON AIR RIGHT NOW IS THE CRAZY BRIT HIMSELF *~*DJ UNCLE ABE*~* SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR ? COME AND TRY US OUT USE THE LINK BELOW TO ENTER

Dj Unison's Denver Shows 2009
Upcoming 303 Hip Hop Shows with DJ UNISON: Thu Feb, 19 2009 Black Milk with Special Guests (Dent & DJ Unison) Fox Theater Boulder CO, 8:00PM DOORS / 08:30 PM SHOW UPCOMING MARCH SHOWS: dates - To Be announced KRS-One with special guests (DENT & DJ Unison) 3 different tour locations & dates(TBA): Fox, Cervantes, FT Collins Once KRS one Locks the dates I'll update the blog but for now this should give you an idea on how we're grindin in 09 !!!!!

Déjà Vu
The calm rain comes and goes, My sorrows drown with feelings of regret, And every time I see the sun shine, It reminds me of your face This crowed room is filled with memories of you, And I have no place to go, And no one to call my own, Time to turn this frown upside down The roaring thunder rumbles through my soul, That old forgotten center where I begin to feel again, All that I am and everything I was, I was only trying to be someone you can love in return Everywhere I go I’m reminded of you, And all my steps fell like déjà vu, As if I’ve been here before a life time ago, Only I cannot recall the place or the time

Dj Wakko
WE WANNA ROCK YOUR WORLD AT THE BLACK DIAMOND LOUNGE WITH THE BEST IN ROCK, METAL, AND INDEPENDENT MUSIC AROUND CLICK ON THE PIC TO JOIN THE PARTY DJ WAKKO ON AIR TO TAKE YOUR REQUEST AND ROCK OUT YOUR FAVORITE TUNES

Dj Wanted
im the enforcer for the boomboomboom room and we are looking for new people to be part of our crazy little family if you want come check us out come join us at the boomboom room where there is always some shakin going on http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=56042 WADErino

Dj Wanted
IF YOU HAVE FREE TIME AND HAVE GREAT TUNES..READ ON I HAVE SHOUTCASTPRO.US AND NEED OF GREAT DJS WHO LIKE TO BE HEARD ON A INTERNATIONAL LINE..REACHING OUT ACROSS THE INTERNET AND BE HEARD..I ENJOY TEAM PLAYERS AND MOST OF ALL HAVE WHAT IT TAKE TO PUSH OUT TUNES..WE PROVIDE THE SAMS PROGRAM AND TRAINING..SO WHAT YOU WAITING FOR LET ME KNOW DROP ME A LINE..FEEL FREE TO VISIT MY SITE AT WWW.SHOUTCASTPRO.US TODAY DJ STORMIE..OWNER OF RADIO STORM..

Dj West
COME CHECK OUT DJ WEST COAST CONN AT THE REAL RED DRAGON LOUNGE..HE'S RAWKIN THE RED DRAGON RIGHT NOW!!! Just click the lounge logo and hope to see ya there! HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT TIME!!! WE ARE HIRING FOR DJS...PLEASE LADIES COME!!

Dj Who Part 2!?!?
AIGHT NOTICED AN UNGODLY AMOUNT OF DJ SO SO'S ON HERE RECENTLY. IF YOU ARE POSTING IN A LOUNGE, I CAN SEE IT. IF YOUR JUST USING DJ FOR A NAME, OR THINK YOU GOT MAD SKILLS ON A TURN TABLE, GET OVER YOURSELF ALREADY!! TIRED OF SEEING DJ BLAH BLAH BLAH HAS INVITED YOU TO AN AWESOME LOUNGE, OR VOTE FOR DJ SUPER REPETITIVE FOR THIS AND THAT. IF YOUR A DJ GO OUT AND SPIN MUSIC. IF YOUR TYPING AWAY ON A KEYBOARD YOUR MUSIC SKILLS ARE REALLY IN DOUBT WITH ME. IF YOUR A FRIEND OF MINE, AND A DJ, GOOD CHANCE YOUR NOT READING THIS BLOG, SO BLAH. HAVE SOME ORIGINALITY WITH YOUR NAMES FOLKS!! CHRIST ON A CRUTCH!! PEACE OUT AND SHIT.-BILL. P.S. NAKED AND CURSING NAIR!!!

Dj Whoremaster? Rly?
So I have been asked to be the DJ for a private club that my wife and I belong to. I will be doing it most Saturday nights although I'm hoping I won't have to do it every week. I need to download some songs but not sure what download software is the best to use as far as avoiding viruses and legal action. Any suggestions are appreciated.

Dj Whobe
COME CHECK OUT DJ WHOBE AT RED DRAGON'S REALM..SHE'S RAWKIN THE RED DRAGON RIGHT NOW!!! Just click the lounge logo and hope to see ya there! HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT TIME!!! WE ARE HIRING FOR DJS...PLEASE COME!!

Dj Will Von
DJ Will Von is.. Back in action and doing what he does best!! What is that you ask?!?!?! Why...Being The Pervmeister of course.. But you will only find this.. Sexy Rock God at... On Monday and Tuesday Nights From: 7 - 9PM MST So come on over to Aftershock Radio, Bar & Grill For some awesome tuneage Great fun!! And an Ever so sexy DJ HERE IS A LIST OF THE AFTERSHOCK RADIO DJ'S ~*~DJ BROWN EYED DAVE (OWNER)~*~ ~*~DJ MERCEDEEZE LAINE (CO-OWNER)~*~ ~*~DJ BRAE (CO-MANAGER & PROMOTIONS)~*~ ~*~DJ SHADOW~*~(CO-MANAGER) ~*~DJ EARTHWALKER~*~(Lead DJ) ~*~DJ WILL VON~*~ ~*~DJ RAVEN LADY X~*~ ~*~DJ DIESEL~*~ ~*~DJ BABYEMMA~*~ ~*~DJ LOGAN~*~ ~*~DJ GREEN MOMMA~*~ ~*~DJ SWEETNESSA~*~ ~*~DJ ZOMBIE~*~ ~*~DJ HAWKEYE~*~ ~*~DJ KICKASS~*~ ~*~DJ DOMINIQ~*~ AfterShock Radio and Will Von... We'll always treat you like

Djwiccanlove Is Back On The Air In The Lair Til 5 Et
COME ON IN TO THE VAMPIRE'S LAIR!! WE PLAY ALL REQUESTS!! WE LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOU THERE!! COME N AND PLAY STUMPED THE DJ!! AND HAVE A FEW DRINKS!! ^^^ CLICK PIC TO ENTER THE VAMPIRE'S LAIR^^^

Dj Wicked
COME CHECK OUT DJ WICKED AT THE REAL RED DRAGON LOUNGE..SHE'S KICKIN' OUT THE TUNES !!! Just click the lounge logo and hope to see ya there! HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT TIME!!! WE ARE HIRING FOR DJS...PLEASE LADIES COME APPLY

Dj Wild Sugar Dumplings Bully
Guess who is getting wild DJ Wild SugarDumpling is getting wild @ Double Trouble Click on any Pic to cause some double trouble with us Partners with http://www.xtremehitz.com/ check it out

Dj Wild
COME CHECK OUT DJ WILD AT RED DRAGON'S REALM..SHE'S RAWKIN THE RED DRAGON RIGHT NOW!!! Just click the lounge logo and hope to see ya there! HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT TIME!!! WE ARE HIRING FOR DJS...PLEASE COME!!

Dj With Traktor Using Icecast And A Stream Transcoder
As technology moves forward there are multiple DJ programs out there with more power than Sams Broadcaster. One such program is called Traktor (designed by Native Instruments). Traktor is a wonderful program for DJ'ing but it does not natively support broadcast to shoutcast streams. In this blog I will demonstrate how to use an Icecast server and a stream transcoder to broadcast to shoutcast. This setup requires 2 computers to properly work. ALL THESE STEPS ARE PERFOMED ON THE SAME COMPUTER (seperate from your traktor pc). Lets get started: Step 1: you can download the icecast and stream transcoder from this blog on the Native Instruments site: http://www.native-instruments.com/forum/showthread.php?t=91934 Step 2: install and configure your icecast server. to make it easier you can copy the info directly off that website and edit information fields such as changing your passwords. To do this open Icecast and click configuration. Once edited click file, save, and exit. N

Dj Wldwest @ Dirtydeedsradio!
come bye sometime and check out dirtydeedsradio!! check out al the djs and the everyone at ddr! im on from 8pm-11pm eastern time mond tuesday wednesday, and for the after party 2am-5am est. on sunday mornings. check it out and or check me out :) http://www.fubar.com/lounge/52426 peace!

Dj Wolf Of Darkness
DJ Wolf Of Darkness Will Deliver You The Sounds Of Heavy Metal and Hard Rock XXXtreme Full Throttle Radio Show Times Saterday noon-2pm Sunday 2am-4am EST Quenching Your Thirst Pretty Ladies Serving Up Your Favorite Drinks At The Scooter Bar Lounge

Dj Wolfman
COME CHECK OUT DJ WOLFMAN AT THE REAL RED DRAGON LOUNGE..HE'S RAWKIN THE RED DRAGON RIGHT NOW!!! Just click the lounge logo and hope to see ya there! HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT TIME!!! WE ARE HIRING FOR DJS...PLEASE LADIES COME!!

Dj Wolfspirit
COME CHECK OUT DJ WOLFSPIRIT AT THE REAL RED DRAGON LOUNGE..HE'S RAWKIN THE RED DRAGON RIGHT NOW!!! Just click the lounge logo and hope to see ya there! HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT TIME!!! WE ARE HIRING FOR DJS...PLEASE LADIES COME!!

Dj Wookiee
COME CHECK OUT DJ WOOKIE AT RED DRAGON'S REALM..HE'S RAWKIN THE RED DRAGON RIGHT NOW!!!Just click the lounge logo and hope to see ya there!HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT TIME!!! WE ARE HIRING FOR DJS...PLEASE COME!!

Dj Wookie
COME CHECK OUT DJ WOOKIE AT RED DRAGON'S REALM..HE'S RAWKIN THE RED DRAGON RIGHT NOW!!! Just click the lounge logo and hope to see ya there! HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT TIME!!! WE ARE HIRING FOR DJS...PLEASE COME!!

Dj Wreckless
Avian influenza (“bird flu”) is an infectious disease of birds caused by type A strains of the influenza virus. The infection can cause a wide spectrum of symptoms in birds, ranging from mild illness, which may pass unnoticed, to a rapidly fatal disease that can cause severe epidemics. Avian influenza viruses do not normally infect humans. However, there have been instances of certain highly pathogenic strains causing severe respiratory disease in humans. In most cases, the people infected had been in close contact with infected poultry or with objects contaminated by their faeces. Nevertheless, there is concern that the virus could mutate to become more easily transmissible between humans, raising the possibility of an influenza pandemic. look sweetie not a threat to most people! last time i checked i wasnt in a 3rd world country handling diseased chickens! you goof!

Dj X
Hey. Dj X is Inviting you to .. You like music? I know i do. Yo, Whats up.. I'm sure a few of the old time Fubarians Remember me I'm Dj X.. (a dj from the old lounge DZ still spinning tunes and making new friends and I want you to join me.. SO click the pic and join me! you know you want to!

Dj Yo Yo
COME CHECK OUT DJ YO YO AT THE REAL RED DRAGON LOUNGE..SHE'S RAWKIN THE RED DRAGON RIGHT NOW!!! Just click the lounge logo and hope to see ya there! HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT TIME!!! WE ARE HIRING FOR DJS...PLEASE LADIES COME!!

Dj Zim Was In Level 9 Lounge Last Night You Can See Him More At...
Come on over to The noize and you can see him more there too.. Come se our site and join our crew there we play all types music.. DJ'S NEEDED !!!! come see me at http://www.965thenoize.com CHECK US OUT!!!

D - K
D DACTYLIOMANCY, DACTYLOMANCY: Divination using rings. Most frequently dactylomancy is done in the form of radiesthesia (divination using a pendulum) and the ring is suspended over various objects. One form uses rings of various metals placed on the fingernails in patterns in conjunction with the planets. Sources indicate it is often used for dowsing. DAPHNOMANCY: Divination by interpreting a burning laurel branch. If the fire crackles it is a positive sign. A form of pyromancy. DEMONOMANCY: Divination by evoking demons to reveal information. DENDROMANCY: Divination interpreting trees, especially oak or mistletoe. DERVISHING: The practice of whirling into a state of ecstasy. Sometimes cited as a form of Gyromancy (divination by interpreting the fall of a person who whirls until they are dizzy and fall down). DIRECT WRITING: Term for a spirit writing without human or mechanical assistance. Distinct from Autography, Automatic Writing and Psychography which are done thro

Dlf
"Just because you were betrayed before doesn't give you the right to play with people and betray them like you did to me Dom....AKA Single Sailor" first of all it wasnt directed toward you, it was something I was feeling so I got it off my mind so I could freaking sleep... I know it doesnt give me the right to betray anyone but as of right now thats all I freaking know... i have never and I mean NEVER had a friend be true to me and I have had many friends use me and many friends who just up and left; i dont have any friend whom have ever stuck around and I have NEVER had the chance to know what a true friend is like... but I now see after all this that I am losing someone who was trying to be a true friend to me but I was too blind by all the past betrayal by friends that I didnt see it! "Ok now we know who is talking.....so if you want to post a blog show you are a crazy person that is cool with me.....you say you created that profile to find something about you but in your blo

D-link Ip Address Default Password
Among the most famous IP addresses inside the private span is actually the 192.168.0.1. It is due to the fact two quite popular high speed router producers for instance Netgear along with D-link utilize this IP Address for a default IP Address on their broadband routers. We've previously declared that the actual IP Address 192.168.0.1 is known as a non-public IP Address and this particular IP is probably the private IP range between 192.168.0.0 to as much as 192.168.255.255.This unique non-public IP could be used as often as you would like however by no means two times in a networking system. Being far more accurate there can’t be 2 units using the same default IP address in a single computer network. If this takes place, an IP conflict happens which can cause system crash as well as other difficulties. On that basis it must be repaired straight away should this happen, or prior to setting a unit with this particular IP you'll need to verify that there isn’t another device

Dls Christmas Auction - Kat!!
I am currently in the DLS Christmas Auction. Come see what this Kat is offering.....Just click the pic above, be sure to R/F/A Luv up the hostess This bully made with much luv by ★♎★Lucretia★♎★ @ fubar

Dman's Auction Started 20thmay
Dman is hosting an auction, and this auction/loan-out virgin has put herself up for Auction ......... Below is the link to the pic, point and shoot to rate and if interested, bid ....... Loan out lasts 30 Days, having a problem with drinks at the moment which is part of the offer but am happy to work something reasonable out with the ummmmmmm, Loanee (???) - see I am avoiding the word OWNED, DAMN, I just said .... but no it is only a loan out, Xena cannot be owned ............. Thanks Dman for Hosting the Auction, go show him and the other contestants much love, and out of 25 odd participants, have a look , u might find someone u want stalkin ur site for 30 Days. My VIP runs out soon, so hopefully I will have it still at the time bidding closes whic is ....... I dunno, gotta find out ...... There ya go, and see ya @ the land of Fubar ....

D Man City Snatching Victories With Just A Singl
Added-Time takes a look back at Week 9 of the English Premier League season to get you caught up on all the important results, stories and moments. This week saw a wild back-and-forth battle between Chelsea and Manchester United as well as Arsenal and Man City snatching victories with just a single goal.. STORIES OF THE WEEK Sundays table-topping clash between Chelsea and Manchester United promised to be one of the highlight matches of the early season and it did not disappoint in terms of entertainment value. Seeking their first win at Stamford Bridge in 10years, the Reds stormed out of the gate and staked themselves to a shocking 2-0 lead after a David Luiz own-goal in the fourth minute was followed in the 12th by Robin van Persies seventh goal of the campaign. However, the tide would turn just before the half as Juan Mata converted a stunner from a set piece just outside the United penalty area. Chelsea came out strong in the second half as well, equalizing on a Ramires

D@mmit
ever had a spurt of bad wather , only 2 find urself without sumthin? of course u have, well, at least lie and say u have so i dont feel alone as i put on my balls and drive in this mess . im out 4 tha day, my boys r home , gonna play sum power rangers.....lol / i updated sum pics ; miss me, i'll miss u !*kisses* !

D@mnit My Internet Is Pissing Me Off
My internet connection is through my cable line and it just failed a few minutes ago for the second time today, and the third time within the last 24 hours. If you see me logged in, and my name says I'm here but I'm not responding to you, then it's because my internet connection has failed yet again and I'll get back on as soon as I possibly can. This is ridiculous. Not only is our cable tv all fubarred up, every time it's working halfway decent, the d@mned internet connection goes to shit.

Dmn I'm Still A Prett Bitch That Will Do Anythig For Crack!!!! Wtf!?????!!!!
fairly amusing game get involved those who have nothing better to do! Take the first letter of your first name A-Boyish B-Gorgeous C-Pretty D-Popular E-Gangster F-Girly G-Dyke H-Sweet I-Retarded j-Emotional K-Beautiful L-Fabulous M-Slutty N-Preppy O-Hot P- amazingg Q-Punky R-Hot S-Sexy T- Very Sexy U-Ugly V-Wonderful W-Hott X-Bitchy Y-Under-appreciated Z-Over-appreciated Now the third letter in your middle name(if you dont have one use your last name): A-beauty queen B- Babe C-Bitch D-Obsesser E- God (ess) F-Retard G-Queen/ King H-Slut I-Girl J-Goth K-Nerd L-sex god M-Sex machine N-Alcoholic O-Geek P-Skank Q-Crackwhore R-pornstar S-Prince (ess) T-Whore U-Cry Baby V-Jackass W-Punk X-Scaredy-cat Y-Coward Z-Chocoholic This is funny!! Now What Color Is the Shirt You Are Wearing: Red- Who's Good With My Hands purple- Who Looks At Porn 24/7 Orange- Who Likes It In The Butt Yellow- Who Wants To Have Sex With You Gr

D.m.s.r.
Here R the lyrics 2 the best party song EVER! (IMHO) D.M.S.R. Prince Everybody, get on the floor What the hell u come here 4? Girl it ain't no use U might as well get loose Work ur body like a whore Said, everybody, get on the beat We gonna show U muthas how to scream Feel everywhere Loosen up ur hair Take a deeper breath and sing along with me Everybody, everybody Oooh (oooh) Alright (alright) Dance, Music, Sex, Romance Everybody say Oooh (oooh) Alright (alright) Dance, Music, Sex, Romance Everybody loosen up Shake it like u just don't care Nevermind your friends Girl, it ain't no sin 2 strip right down 2 ur underwear Said, everybody, screw the masses We only want 2 have some fun Do whatever u want Wear lingerie 2 a restaurant Police ain't got no gun U don't have 2 run Everybody Oooh (oooh) Alright (alright) Dance, Music, Sex, Romance Everybody say Oooh (oooh) Alright (alright) Dance, Music, Sex, Romance I don't wanna be a poet Cuz I do

Dmt, And Extracts Of...
DMT : The spirit molecule Although in this interview Joe Rogan sounds like an intellectual and enlightened being... most of what he says is based on the use of DMT for a "high". I'm looking into and researching this from a psychological standpoint... as it is produced in the pineal gland ((in your brain)). The brain is what I love... he's right that your brain produces N,N-dimethyltryptamine ((DMT)) while your sleeping. But it's also produced in patients who suffer psychosis. In these patients DMT is produced at a much higher rater than when a normal brain is in REM state of sleep. Rick Strassman ((A psychiatrist, whose work I love)) wrote a book ((which is much more profound and educated than Joe Rogan ((who I love, since he is a spokesman for UFC)). I love that CHI is part of Psychiatry.... I'm veering..... The Book is The Spirit Molecule, which my mom recently bought me at Barnes and Noble. I don't think she realized the psychedelic under tones... :) Which is

Dmt And The Release Of Endorphines
a voice rang out through the corridorof another heartless pleainvisible twist thought the turnstilescould this calling be me?bloodshot awakeningthe ringing in my earslook above to the noose's bellowingthis could once render all of my fearsflash of consciencenumb of desiregiving all for nothing giving all to quelch this firethat burns savishly withinto understand this bitter endis to find a new way to beginwho would aknowledge such a ritualistic demisethrough a search for a makeran uneasy compromisewe spend a lifetime for an answerwhen we can reach it in secondstake the rope and welcome as it beckonsyet i'm still searchingfor a hopefull tomorrowa universal calmno need to beg steal or borrowbut this happens within dreamssecure of harms wayfunny how nothing's as it seemswhen lucid eyes see the greythe fibers hold tightas it's grip tells of fateI only wished but never quiteto see a future worldly great......

Dmv
So I went to the DMV in the morning to get my license renewed, and while I was gracefully strolling out, I noticed that my fly was open the whole friggin time. ANd I am not sure if my shirt was down at that moment. Then I went to Jimmy John's for a sandwich, and as I put a 6incher in my mouth, some older dude was like: "thats a big sandwich" (he was previously checkin me out, eek) Me: "yeah, I like em big". Not really, I said "Yeah, and its really good". Damn dirty mind.

Dmx Life
Dmx the dog of the squad was born December 18, 1970 in Baltimore Maryland in the projects. His family knew in the area he lived that he would get in trouble alot so he moved to Yonkers New York with his aunt. There he showed a talent in music. He was signed to Columbia Records where his first album was brought out called Born Loser. Peepz wasn't feeling him then in 1996..so he had to come out wiht something rougher and harder. That's when he started appearing on artists songs such as LL cool J, John forte, The Lox , Ma$e and many more. Peepz was feeling him then so he knew he had to come out with something strong to keep him image alive. That's when 98 came around and he brought out It's Dark and Hell is Hot was under Def Jams Records which sold 3 million copies. Now he is one of the best Eastcost rappers alive. He says he started rappering for the ladies and if he wasn't the best rapper right now he would have been stop rappering...but he is the best.So lets welcome Dmx to our wor

Dmx Life
DMX LIFE AND CAREER BIOGRAPHY: Dmx was born 'Earl Simmons, on December 18, 1970 in Baltimore Maryland, USA, in the projects. He moved with part of his family to the New York City suburb of Yonkers while still a young child. A troubled and abusive childhood turned him violent, and he spent a great deal of time living in group homes and surviving on the streets via robbery, which led to several run-ins with the law. He found his saving grace in hip-hop, starting out as a DJ and human beatbox, and later moved into rapping for a greater share of the spotlight, taking his name from the DMX digital drum machine (though it's also been reinterpreted to mean "Dark Man X"). He made a name for himself on the freestyle battle scene, and was written up in The Source magazine's Unsigned Hype column in 1991. Columbia subsidiary Ruffhouse signed him to a deal the following year, and released his debut single, "Born Loser." However, a surplus of talent on the Ruffhouse roster left DMX underpromoted,

Dmx - Prayer Iii Lyrics
Let us pray Lord Jesus it is you, who wakes me up every day And I am forever grateful for your love.. .. this is why I pray You let me touch so many people, and it's all for the good I influenced so many children, I never thought that I would And I couldn't take credit for the love they get because it all comes from you Lord; I'm just the one that's givin it And when it seems like the pressure gets to be too much I take time out and pray, and ask that you be my crutch Lord I am not perfect by a longshot -- I confess to you daily But I work harder everyday, and I hope that you hear me In my heart I mean well, but if you'll help me to grow then what I have in my heart, will begin to show And when I get goin, I'm not lookin back for NOTHIN Cause I will know where I'm headed, cause I'm so tired of the sufferin I stand before you, a weakened version of, your reflection Beggin for direction, for my soul needs resurrection I don't deserve what you've given me, but you never took it from me be

Dmx - Slippin
Ha ha ha ha ha ha uhh See to live is to suffer but to survive well that's to find meaning in the suffering. Chorus Ay yo I'm slippin' I'm fallin' I can't get up Ay yo I'm slippin' I'm fallin' I can't get up Ay yo I'm slippin' I'm fallin' I gots to get up Get me back on my feet so I can tear shit up! (Repeat) -1- I been through mad different phases like Masons to find my way & now I know that happy days are not far away If I'm strong enough I'll live long enough to see my kids doing something more constructive with they time than bids I know because I been there now I'm in there sit back & look at what it took for me to get there First came the "Howll!!" the drama with my mama she got on some fly shit "What!" til I split and said that I'ma be that seed that doesn't need much to succeed strapped with mad greed and a heart that doesn't bleed I'm ready for the world or at least I thought I was baggin' "Uhh!" when I caught a buzz for thinking about how short I wa

Dmx..wanted....again!!!!!!
An Arizona judge issued another bench warrant for the arrest of D-M-X after the M-C failed to show up in court on Friday. X is facing drug, identity-theft and animal-cruelty charges. His attorney Bradford Cohen tells T-M-Z, "The rapper is currently in rehab at an undisclosed location." During his court appearance, X was supposed to show the judge documentation proving that he is in rehab. When he's apprehended, he'll have to post 120-thousand dollars bond immediately or face jail time.

Dmx - X Gonna Give It To Ya!
Arf arf Yeah, yeah, yeah (Grrrr) Uh, Yo don't get it twisted This rap sh**, is mine Motherf***er, it's not, a f***in, game F*** what you heard It's what you hearin (what you hearin) It's what you hearin (Listen) It's what you hearin (Listen) It's what you hearin (Listen) [Verse 1] X gon give it to ya (what) F*** wait for you to get it on your own X gon deliver to ya Knock knock, open up the door, it's real Wit the non-stop, pop pop of stainless steel Go hard gettin busy wit it (whoo) But I got such a good heart That I'll make a motherf***er wonder if he did it Damn right and I'll do it again Cuz I am right so I gots to win Bake bread wit the enemy (what) But no matter how many cats I bake bread wit I'll bake who you sendin me (yeah) You motherf***ers never wanted nothin But your life saved, bitch, that's on the right day I'm gettin down, down Make a n***a set free But i won't be the one endin up on his knees, b**ch please If the only thing you cats did is

11.21.08 - Dmx - X Gonna Give It To Ya! (its Not A Fucking Game :d)
SONG VERSION BELOW X Gonna Give It To You (Dirty) - DMX VIDEO VERSION BELOW X Gonna Give It to Ya - DMX - DMX LYRICS BELOW [DMX] Arf arf Yeah, yeah, yeah (Grrrr) Uh, Yeah don't get it twisted This rap shit, is mine Motherfucker, it's not, a fucking, game Fuck what you heard It's what you hearin It's what you hearin (Listen) It's what you hearin (Listen) It's what you hearin (Listen) [Verse 1] X gon give it to ya Fuck wait for you to get it on your own X gon deliver to ya Knock knock, open up the door, it's real Wit the non-stop, pop pop and stainless steel Go hard gettin busy wit it But I got such a good heart I'll make a motherfucker wonder if he did it Damn right and I'll do it again Cuz I am right so I gots to win Break break wit the enemy But no matter how many cats I break bread wit I'll break who you sendin me You motherfucker never wanted nothin But your wife said, that's for the light day I'm gettin down, down Make it sa

09/05/08 - D12 - My Band (ld World Edition)
SONG VERSION BELOW My Band - EMINEM ft. D12 VIDEO VERSION BELOW My Band Video - Eminem & D12 LYRICS BELOW [Intro] I don't know dude... I think everyone's all jealous and shit cuz I'm like the lead singer of a band dude... And I think everyone's got a fuckin problem with me dude... And they need to take it up with me after the show... Because... [Chorus] These chicks don't even know the name of my band... But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands... Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man... All because I'm the lead singer of my band... [Verse 1 - Eminem] So I get off stage right and drop the mic Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like "Sup ladies, my name's Slim Shady" I'm the lead singer in D12 baby They're all like "Oh my god it's him" "Becky oh my fuckin' god it's Eminem" "I swear to fuckin god dude you fuckin rock" "Please Marshall please let me suck your cock" And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous Especi

D>>my Friend In Here >doing The Mission As You Ask >
D: I was already doing this ( God,s Word in here) so you even gave me more reason; to keep on doing this and you gave me strength , courage to go on ; and im gona miss you so much , I know the days are winding down now , and Its just hard for me to know you,ll be gone ,will not in here any more . But Ill gain strenght in our Lord and pray very hard; and keep praying . Im gona miss you .. so hugs and take care . God Bless you both you an your brother..Know I will see you again in Heaven ; yes we will laugh and sing praise to the Lord ; and hug and laugh some more .. Oh Donald. hugs..... diana

* Dna *
DNA About this word Etymology: deoxyribonucleic acid. Any of various nucleic acids that are usually the molecular basis of heredity, are localized especially in cell nuclei, and are constructed of a double helix held together by hydrogen bonds between purine and pyrimidine bases which project inward from two chains containing alternate links of deoxyribose and phosphate. (Merriam-Webster Dictionary) Science does not yet recognize the true 12-Strand DNA of human potential (contained within the cellular material currently called "junk DNA") DNA: A) Molecular model: 1 hydrogen, 2 oxygen, 3 carbon in the helical phosphate ester chains, 4 carbon and nitrogen in the cross-linked purine and pyrimidine bases, 5 phosphorus B ) Double helix Just to clarify the term Strand: Strand is the equivalent of a single DNA chemical compound, we currently have a 4 chemical compounds in our DNA that means we have 4 Strands. In other words, we have some "Re-genesis" to do! Wietse (KS St

Dna
Very important to always feel happy! Astonishing DNA Experiments in Non-Locality " I don't know what your destiny will be, but one thing I do know: the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who have sought and found how to serve"..... Albert Schweitzer Some good advice for all of us going forward. Make sure you read the third experiment. Astonishing DNA Experiments Below are three astonishing experiments with DNA which proves that DNA can heal itself according to the "feelings" of the individual. EXPERIMENT #1: The first experiment reported was done by Dr. Vladimir Poponin, a quantum biologist. In this experiment, first a container was emptied (i.e. a vacuum was created within it), and then the only thing left was photons (particles of light). They measured the distribution (ie the location) of the photons and found they were completely random inside the container. This was the expected result. Then some DNA was placed in

* Dna Activation *
Imagine if you woke up one morning and realized that you had dormant superhuman abilities that were waiting to be unleashed. That once you activated these abilities, you could manifest anything you desired in your life, live a life without drama, create your ideal physical body, become immune to all dis-ease, and REVERSE the aging process. Imagine if you realized that you could actually change your blueprint of life, your DNA, to enable you to expand your creative potential, provide access to your subconscious mind, and become intuitive, clairvoyant, and know instantly what your purpose is in life. There is now a process which will allow you to do all these things and more, and it is called DNA Activation. What exactly is DNA Activation? Most people know that DNA is the 'blueprint of life' and is located in every cell of the body. In addition to each chromosome's 2 strand double helix of DNA, there are an additional 10 etheric strands of DNA available to each human, whic

The Dna $100,000.00 Guarantee... The Real Data Entry, Click My Link At The Bottom Of Page
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Dna Is Influneced By Words And Frequencies
The human DNA is a biological Internet and superior in many aspects to the artificial one. The latest Russian scientific research directly or indirectly explains phenomena such as clairvoyance, intuition, spontaneous and remote acts of healing, self healing, affirmation techniques, unusual light/auras around people (namely spiritual masters), the mind�s influence on weather patterns and much more.human DNA, spiritul science, healing, biofeedback, bioresonance, cell, moelcule, therapy, new research, cutting edge, biomedicine, bio medicine, Russian scientific research, phenomena, clairvoyance, intuition, spontaneous, remote healing, self healing, affirmation, aura, spiritual master, medicine, DNA, influence, reprogrammed, genes. Spiritual Science: DNA is influneced by words and frequenciesBy Grazyna Fosar and Franz BludorfDNA Can Be Influenced And Reprogrammed By Words And Frequencies Russian DNA Discoveries The human DNA is a biological Internet and superior in many aspects t

Dna Results R In
well after 14 yrs of that asshole saying he is not the father guess what He is 99.999 of my oldest larissa and 99.3 for my youngest hot damn all these yrs i told him he didnt belive me im like crying one minute and laughing the next im so happy and do you know he still says i could have paid someone off to rig the testing and it was not even done here in ohio it was done in flordia hugs and nips Larina well on my sons father i thought he would be an ass about this dna thing but he went to court on the 3 of april and said yes he was the father and that was it i was so happy to recive them papers im just hoping he dont want joint custody what judge would give it to him hes never seen my son now i wonder whats going to happen

Dna Restructuring
For the record I am not a medical doctor or claiming to be. My beliefs are that DNA can be munipulated and restructured back to it's original state through your mind and energy healing. I know of fantastic healers who in prayer and meditation have done healings with very ill people. My mentor Ellie, has been working with DNA restructuring for years and has seen many results in this area. DNA restructuring or any type of illness with the combination of prayer and the patients willingness to BELIEVE and VISUALIZE themselves being healed is possible. Which brings me back to how powerful our minds really are. Basically we become what we believe!!! Visualize your DNA being healthy and going back to its original state, visualize being healthy, peaceful and happy. With the shifts of your thoughts, your energy will start to change and become stronger. If you are suffering from anything at the moment just try it, whats the worst that can happen, nothing? On the other hand what is the BEST th

Dna Strands Become Fibre Optic Cables
* 17:25 12 November 2008 by Colin Barras * For similar stories, visit the Nanotechnology Topic Guide Thanks to a new technique, DNA strands can be easily converted into tiny fibre optic cables that guide light along their length. Optical fibres made this way could be important in optical computers, which use light rather then electricity to perform calculations, or in artificial photosynthesis systems that may replace today's solar panels. Both kinds of device need small-scale light-carrying "wires" that pipe photons to where they are needed. Now Bo Albinsson and his colleagues at Chalmers University of Technology in Gothenburg, Sweden, have worked out how to make them. The wires build themselves from a mixture of DNA and molecules called chromophores that can absorb and pass on light. The result is similar to natural photonic wires found inside organisms like algae, where they are used to transport photons to parts of a cell where their energy can be tapped. In these w

D.n.a. Said No! But My Heart Said Yes...
Every childs laughter reminds me of the one that i thought to be mine. every smiling face every bit of chatter from a little one leads me to think of who it was left behind. Why do I feel so emotionaly unstable as if a part of me is not at home? Why do I feel as though i have commited some kind of abandon? when D.N.A. said "to me she did not belong." Why am I so mournful? Why do I still feel so unclear? Why am I still crying? wanting Karleigh Hope to be so near. Why do I miss so much who I cant see? Why do I so badly need to from her to hear? Is it all just my imagination, or are these feelings that i feel for real? Am I just holding on to what has gone terribly wrong, or am I wrong for having dissapeared? I still see her beautiful face shining brightly, i can still hear her adorable laughter in my ears. I still want to sing lulabies for her hold her close and tell her Daddy loves you dear. I still want to change your diapers. I want to be there when you ill.

D Nation Commandments
Ten Commandments "I swear to be faithful to D Nation, should I betray, my flesh will burn!" 1. You must use the D Nation Banner at all times when playing mobsters2. You are responsible for adding all of the D Nation Family3. You should report to our War Room every time you log in4. Always being available for D Nation when in the mobsters app is a duty 5. You should not use the family as personal body guards. We are down for our family but do not involve the family in minor scuffles like "he or she hit me 4 or 5 times off the fight list.6. You should be willing to protect your family, even if you must die to do so!7. Never commit to an alliance between D Nation and any other Family without approval from the D Nation Godfather.8. All Family members must be treated with respect9. When asked for any information, the answer must be the truth10. People who cannot be a part of D Nation:Anyone who holds title in another mobster familyAnyone who behaves poorly & doesn't hold to

Dnc
For all who took the time and watched the DNC- Wasn't that something else? From the crowds to the pauses where they did shorts of Obama's movements/speeches/steps towards presidency, or just things he did throughout his life. Plus all the other speakers, not so much all the politicians or keynote speakers which some were phenomenal, but regular people that left their home state to come tell there story to inspire other Americans. I liked when Shawn Johnson came and did the pledge of allegiance and how there was a jr. reporter that was part of coverage. I am going to try and find some portions of the convention that most touched me and blog along with those moments. I encourage everyone to make informed choices when voting. Thanks to anyone that took the time to read this.

Dân Chơi Zippo Và Những Bật Lửa Zippo Hàng Khủng
Đối với những người chơi zippo thì tiền bạc không quan trọng mà quan trọng là giá trị, sự độc đáo và độ hiếm của chiếc bat lua zippo họ mua. Đẳng cấp thể hiện ở người chơi zippo chứ không phải ở giá trị bằng tiền. Dân chơi zippo và những bật lửa zippo hàng khủng Chơi từ những năm cuối thập kỷ 80 của thế kỷ trước, anh Huy đã có hàng nghìn chiếc Zippo xếp theo nhiều bộ khác nhau, trong đó có cả một chiếc Zippo sơn nứt nguyên vẹn đời 1942 khiến không ít tay sưu tầm trên thế giới thèm khát. Được giới sưu tầm Zippo Việt Nam gọi vui

¿dónde Están Los Padres
En las fotos de referencia vemos a niños jugando con una rampa eléctrica de silla de ruedas, se encuentra elevada a unos 50 cm. del suelo, luego, nos preguntamos como ocurren los accidentes. La naturaleza de un niño es jugar, no importa donde, no importa cuando, no importa con que. Todo es diversión a la hora de quemar energía. Pero, ¿sabemos distinguir, cuándo un juego pasa de ser divertido a peligroso?, nos quejamos de la poca seguridad en la calles, de la falta de vigilancia en los patio del colegio, etc. y ¿Quién nos vigila a nosotros?, ¿Quién se preocupa de controlar lo que estamos haciendo cuando nuestros niños juegan?. ¿Estamos observando o sólo miramos?. tiempo de reflexion... By Pink

Dnd Poem Of Friends
DND Poem of friends FRIENDS WITHOUT FACES We sit and we type, and we stare at our screens We all have to wonder, what this possibly means. With our mouse we roam, through the rooms in a maze Looking for something or someone, as we sit in a daze. We chat with each other, we type all our woes Small groups we do form, and gang up on our foes. We wait for somebody, to type out our name We want recognition, but it is always the same. We give kisses and hugs, and sometimes flirt In IMs we chat deeply, and reveal why we hurt. We do form friendships - but - why we don't know But some of these friendships, will flourish and grow. Why is it on screen, we can be so bold Telling our secrets, that have never been told. Why is it we share, the thoughts in our mind With those we can't see, as though we were blind. The answer is simple, it is as clear as a bell. We all have our problems, and need someone to tell. We can't tell real people, but tell someone we must So w

D'new Year's Re Solution
while upon the days ahead I ponder a cute lil slime I spot over yonder immediately it makes me concentrate on dinner and U & Me at my place,after 8 drink some wine, smoke a blunt and squirt some slime on d'cunt sit and watch d'year go bi while we sing a FUCKING LuLuBYE Selah Ami Lucifursphereit d,BadAngel

Dùng Cây Sậy để Xử Lý Nước Thải Chứa Kim Loại Nặng
Sử dụng cây sậy trong việc xử lý nước thải sinh hoạt và công nghiệp vốn đã được nghiên cứu và ứng dụng thành công ở nhiều nước trên thế giới. Các nhà nghiên cứu đến từ Trung tâm Sinh học Thực nghiệm thuộc Viện ứng dụng Công nghệ của Việt Nam mới đây cũng thử nghiệm thành công biện pháp này trong việc làm sạch xử lý nước thải tại một cơ sở tuyển quặng thiếc ở Thái Nguyên. Sau khi được chặt hết lá và để ở chiều cao 20 – 25cm, sậy được trồng trong hệ thống đất ngập nước nhân tạo với mô hình xử lý 5m3/ngày, bao gN

Dnj;s Candles All New Look
DNJ Candles “Making Scents Since 2005” Owner: Daniel A Maine Native, born in Portland in 1964 and a resident of Old Orchard Beach Environment Conscious Candle Artistry 100 % Soy Candles Buy our Jar Candles – Bring Back Jars to be Refilled Bring your own jars or containers – we can fill and create 100% soy candles Affordable and environment friendly Many styles, sizes, a large palette of colors and array of scents to choose from Specialty Candles-Birthday, Anniversary, Graduation, Wedding, Personalized themes Accented candles – with one of a kind hand made candle rings and embellishments Exclusive Soy Candle Parties – held in your home Benefits of Soy CLEAN BURNING -- Soy wax is non-toxic and burns cleaner than paraffin, and doesn’t have petrol-carbon soot which can blacken walls, ceilings, and furniture, contaminate ventilation ductwork in your home, and add toxic carcinogens to the air you breathe. LONG BURNING -- Soy candles burn slower & cooler

D) None Of The Above
1) Raised in: mostly WV 2) Your full name:James Ivan Vincent, but you may call me God 3) Birthdate: August 26 4) Any siblings: nope 5) Oldest of them all: see question above 6) Hair color: brown 7) Hair length: short and bald 8) First school: idk 9) Eye color: brown or hazel depends on my mood 10) Favorite color:purple 11) Mood: full of piss and vinger 12) College: yep 13) Height::between 5'9 and 6' depends on what convince store I am leaving 14) Lefty/Righty: Righty Love: 15) Do you remember your first "real" relationship: yes 16) Do you believe in a thing called love? not so much 17) Shortest relationship: 2 days 18) Have you ever been heartbroken: too many times to count 19) Do you love someone right now: nope 20) Have you ever fallen for a friend: foolishly 21) Are you afraid of commitment?: not sure at the moment, will get back to you on that 22) Do you believe in love at first sight:? the better question is do i be

Dán Phim Cách Nhiệt ô Tô Chuyên Nghiệp
Dán phim cách nhiệt cho ô tô có tác dụng nhất khi xe đang chạy dưới trời nắng nòng, do tính cách nhiệt cao nên khi đó nó giữ không khí lạnh trong xe không bị thoát ra ngoài và cản nhiệt nóng bên ngoài xâm nhập vào xe làm xe mát và người trong xe thấy mát mẻ, dễ chịu dù nắng vấn chiếu vào xe. Khi đỗ dưới trời nắng, bạn nên xuống kính một chút để xe không bị "om" nhiệt và để tránh mưa bất chợt khi đó bạn cần lắp thêm vè mưa ở mỗi cánh cửa xe. Khi ra xe nếu trong xe nóng do đỗ lâu nên xuống hết kính cửa, bật quạt thổi gió và chạy chừng 20 m cho thoát hết khí nóng ra rồi mới lên kính và bật máy ạnh

D.n.r. Testament
D.N.R. Lies... broken dreams Dismal past is there more in life... should I... know Ending wars... ending pain Ending of mankind is insane and there's all the possibilities some will fail and some will achieve Even through in my youth I didn't know but what can I do and I may not ever see In my pain, my suffering Can not live for the rest of my life DNR Do not resuscitate me... Life... lost unseen behind the mask and with the open arms will I grasp Open doors... open minds... Ending all the madness I hate And I may not ever see In my pain, my suffering Can not live for the rest of my life DNR Do not resuscitate me... DNR... Wing of sadness... will hold my prayers all this madness... will end my fears contempt in life Conceptualize, wrong or right The ending of life... God save me now... Time... end it now No going back Can you see the light ass you pass Ending wars, e

Dns For Dummies Series: Overview And A Records
Ok, first, let's define DNS. DNS stands literally for Domain Name System. This is the naming structure of the internet, and also the equivalent of the Postal Service (in VERY basic comparison.) It's what gets you to Fubar when you type in fubar.com, and what tells your email to a coworker where the destination inbox is. To really get a base understanding, let's go over the tree structure of the internet in order of queried servers: 1) root servers - these are the backbone of the internet. For simplicities sake, we'll say that all unique requests initiate through these servers. 2) registry - these are the main men on a tld (top level domain) extension, i.e. .com, .net, .info, etc... 3) registrar - these are who you register your domain through, be it GoDaddy, Network Solutions, etc... They are the ONLY way to get to the registries database of domain names. 4) name server - these hold your domains information. The "zone file" tells where things associated with your domain name sho

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Ok, I'm going to talk about proper name server setup. This can be quite a task if you don't know much about the way the internet works. If you don't know the basics, please refer to my previous entry on DNS. Ok, so what exactly is a name server? A name server is what tells your signal where to reach a particular domain. Let's take fubar.com, for example. When you type that in, the magic begins.. First, the query goes to the root servers, which queries down the line until they find out what the name servers are for the domain. The name server then answers the question as to where the service you require for the domain is located. Setting these up really is not a difficult task. For this series, I will not focus much on control panels or detailed setup instructions, but make sure you have the basis down. Here are the simple steps you need to take: 1: Register the name servers for your domain with your registrar. This is absolutely necessary. After all, you have to let the

Dns Servers
just had words that the DNS has been switched over so the graphic links in all the blogs and other places should disappear till i propagates over to the new one, the scarybird site will be down until such times its done also but we are still working on that

Dns - Soon To Sweep The Nation
I envy women - they have one week every month where they get a free pass on any bad behavior or bitchy comment or anything they don’t want to do, it’s just ‘that time of the month.’ Whether it really is that time or not, that is the perfect excuse - there’s no comeback to it, everyone instantly understands. I say guys need to have something like this that we can blame everything on, where we can act like… we normally do, without everyone thinking we‘re huge jerks. Call it DNS - don’t need your shit. What do you think? Guys need to be able to snap for no reason once in a while - maybe we had a bad day, or don’t feel attractive enough, or maybe I’m just not in the mood for you to force yourself on me for ‘cuddling’. DNS baby, DNS! Use it when you’re about to get fired, or when you start crying to get out of a speeding ticket - just a bad case of DNS today, officer. It’d be great, until the cop has DNS too, then you get a nightstick somewhere you really don’t want it.

Dnt Know Whats Happenin
i dnt kno whats goin on between us as we slowly fall apart i wanna feel your arms around me making everything alright cant you see how i feel how i slowly fall more for you the space between us tears my heart apart i kno we can make it through this and be as one again only if you open up and let me into you IM SORRY for all my faults as you think as i bitch i only want the best for you making sure everything is right i gave my heart to you and let down my guard i hope we make this right so i can be back with you.....

Dự án Xây Dựng Nhà Máy Xử Lý Nước Thải Từ Sơn: Cần Thiết Sẽ Cưỡng Chế
Chiều 27/6, tại thị xã Từ Sơn (Bắc Ninh), UBND thị xã Từ Sơn đã tổ chức họp báo về công tác giải phóng mặt bằng (GPMB) Dự án xây dựng Nhà máy xử lý nước thải Từ Sơn. Tham dự có đại diện lãnh đạo các Sở, ban ngành tỉnh Bắc Ninh, UBND thị xã Từ Sơn và các cơ quan thông tấn, báo chí Trung ương và địa phương. Phó Chủ tịch UBND thị xã Từ Sơn Nguyễn Văn Thanh cho biết, Dự án xây dựng Nhà máy xử lý nước thải Từ Sơn này đã được Thủ tướng Chính phủ đồng ý chấp thuận đầu tư tại Văn bản số 1161/TTg-KTN ngày 16/7/2009. Dự án là công trìn

Do 1?
i have a hard decsion 2 make. do i go on vaction 2 n.c or do i start savin more 4 a place of my own. i've been planning on goin 2 n.c 2 c a guy i want 2 be with but its a 12hr drive. i can stop after 6hrs in the middle at my cousins. which might now be so bad alone 2 drive. (my 1st all by myself) or do i change my mind which is also second guessing myself already. normal but a pain. do i start savin more and get my own place. its not so bad livin here with my folks and my sarah. i have my room and the computer room, plus sarah has her own room. and i never have 2 pay rent. lucky me. but its so not my place if u know what i me. i really want 2 c my friends and chris(the guy i love) maybe i just have cold feet lol.......... its almost driven me nuts.....yes i'm crazy.!!! let me know whatcha think my fubar's!!!!!!!

Do
do ya ever wonder if i hurt do ya ever wonder if i know do ya ever wonder if i care do think i hurt do you even think about how i feel do you know i know do you think about what i know do you know i care do you even understand y i care do you know i love you do you know i want you do you know i cant live with out you do you.........

[do]
Kuon just keeps staring at me now that Demon's souls is done. Turns out its made by the same people. I dunno... PS2 survival horror is kinda like going back in time or to one of those cheesey fifties themed diners. Its quite forced. But steakburgers, malts, and shortskirts are pretty god damn awesome. So was the big bopper. SOLD! ... maybe not. Not yet. It's a tepid "sold". Mostly based on the fact that I have NOTHING to do except spin my wheels on the novelish thing I think I'm gonna yank another direction again from about "IWNTS" 1.0 forward. (I was never the sun 1.0) I think I'm gonna keep the first two sections and approach the scene much sloooooooooower hell, I was debating on doing the sungod there or just having it be some damnable pit of evil that unaware travelers got drawn into and murdered. I'm not crazy about the central character in this section either. Alorid just kinda springs to life and keeps running this mercenary guy jumps up and smacks

Doa
Why does this shit always happen to me? OH yeah, 'cuz I'm the magnet for weird shit, that's why. So, I'm driving home from work, do di do di doo. Minding my own business, rocking out to Ozzy, when a few hundred feet in front of me, a converable Tracker (a truck just like mine) slams into a Jetta and goes topsy-turvy. It rolled over a couple of times before coming to rest on it's hood. I pulled over as soon as I saw it happening, mostly to get the hell out of the way. But then, once I got my wits about me, instinct and the old EMT training went into overdrive. I dashed over to the cars to see if I could assist before the cops and ambulance got there. A bunch of other people were running down the embankment from the other side of the interstate, mostly a bunch of off-duty firemen. I was the only medical-type there, and I haven't been certified for a LONG time. But, hey, I can stabilize and do some stuff until the pros get there, it's not like you forget... ...but you do forge

Doa
The sound of the water trickles off the roof, the snow is melting all around. Winter is over and the sun is shining bright, can I have just one last kiss tonight? I thought this love would last forever. I thought that we'd be together. The seasons come and go so fast, the flowers are blooming and the leaves are turning green. I say I love you, you say you love me, but really what does that mean? I thought this love would last forever. I thought that we'd be together. It's 9:15 on a Friday night, the leaves are falling to the ground. It seems like eternity since I last heard your voice, I thought this day would never come. You're my all, you're my everything....

Do A 180
When I was young, I was sort of poor, got picked on some because of my shoes, of all things. I believe it was 7th grade, I was standing there waiting on the bus and watching a young man getting picked on for the same thing by 3 bullies. I don't know if I did the right thing, but that main bully found himself on his back. Now I didn't know this young man, but when he walked up to me and said thanks, and stood with me there to our busses came, it brought a good to my heart. He felt safe there with me, I had protected him, stood up for hiim against the evil that he was experiancing. Well, the bullies didn't bother him again after that. At that age it's hard to figure out what is right or not, but in my heart at that time, I felt it was right, and for the first time I stiood up and defended a young man, and I remember I felt good about that. I never made friends with him but in high school, he came to me one day and thanked me again, told me was the only thougthful thing anyone had done fo

Do A Ditty
There she was just a hustling on the street Singing do ya wanna come and go with me Wiggling her hips to a strange calypso beat Singing do ya wanna come and go with me She wore paint Needed turpentine She wore paint, needed turpentine You gotta be outta your mind Before I knew it she was snuggling up to me Singing hey there baby cum and have a look and see Eyeing my crotch just to see how big I be Saying hey there honey you want a shot at me Cost fifty bucks Go to my place I ducked into a door Then she asked just once more Wowo-ohoh I knew I could catch a disease--eeeese Yes I did, And so I told her of all the things I was afraid of Now she’s upset And cursing out violently Singing get your ugly ass away from me We’ll be enemies until our dying day Singing I got a gun so now you better flee Well I'm gone She's trying I'm gone, she’s trying, cops gave her a hefty fine Wowo-ohoh I knew I could catch a disease--eeeese Yes I did, And so I to

Doaes Your Name Fit You...mine Does
J: Freaking Rowdy O: Is a freak in bed A: Gorgeous N: One of the best bf/gf anyone could ask for I: Loves to laugh E: Freakin beautiful eyes Not too sure about what A says, but others seem ok A: Gorgeous B: Loves peoplE C: Best Sense of Humor! D: Has one of the best personalities ever E: Freakin Beautiful eyes F: People wild and crazy adore you G: Never let people tell you what to do H: Easy to fall in love with I: loves to laugh J: Freaking Rowdy K: Really silly L: Really easy to fall in love with H: Easy to fall in love with M: makes dating fun N: One of the best bf/gf anyone could ask for O: Is a freak in bed P: Popular with all types of people Q: A hypocrite R: great girlfriend/boyfriend S: Lives life for fun T: GREAT kisser U:Gets blamed for everything V: Not judgmental W: Very broad minded X: Never let people tell you what to do Y: Loved by everybody Z: Lives life for fun

Do A Good Deed
Okay so werd is bon. I've been kind of depressed lately. I'm not saying like psycho I'm gonna go and kill myself depressed more like a hopeless what the fuck am I gonna do type depressed. I keep telling myself that it's gonna get better the next day, but the problem is I haven't proven myself right. In fact it seems with each passing day it's just getting worse. I've been in bad depression before and even worse than this, which this is soon turning into. I'm recognizing the signs and yo I DO NOT want to go back to that state of mind ever again in my life. What I did is I stopped and looked at the things that was bothering me and tried to come up with a plan to conquer each problem. Now here's the problem..I don't have any control over ANYTHING that is making me depressed! I mean not two not one NONE of what is upsetting me. Now here I am an emotional wreck which is really causing me to physically lose it also cause i"m not eating well. I'm not sleeping well nothing. I"m thinking to mys

Do A Good Deed...save A Bunny!
I dont know if anyone will read this but thats cool..I like the story..Totally true. I was cleaning the house tonight and going through the toys that my children have either out grown or dont play with anymore lead me to walking things to the curb.. My 2nd trip caught my attention. My cat had something in his mouth..Being that this is 9ish pm at night and I cant see that well, I thought nothing of it..maybe its a rat or mouse..Something told me to look down..Im really glad that I did..he had a baby rabbit..i was like oh my god I have to save this lil guy. Scaring the shit out of my cat so he would let it go...I hurry to pick it up..now that my sent is there..I cant really release it back into the wild until it gets old enough to defend its self...I went through the stuff in the extra bedroom and found supplies that I need..A cage, beeding, food, water bowl...well at this time I grab a rag and wrap this now saved creature in it..it seems to be fine though, I put the rag in the cage so i

Doa In The Whaaambulance! Wtf!
For cryin out loud! I read so many bulletins about "we're supposed to be adults"...this, "we're supposed to be adults" that but what happens to that philosophy when someone tells you that you're fat? Or ugly? Some of you find the right link......block. Others of you handle it less appropriately than two kids talking shit in a sandbox. Someone stole your crayons...what??! CT does not delete people for being idiots or mean (I too wish we could). I know this might sound like mindless "duh..ings" but you'd be surprised how many inbox mails I receive that read something like this: "he/she called me a fake, nasty ass, scoundrel. Here's the shoutbox conversation....." Then they proceed to copy and paste everything that is possbile from their shout box or the equivalent of a 30 page dissertation from their inbox. Now, I'm not saying it's okay for anyone to be abusive in language, however, if your ass stays in that conversation long enough for someone else to call you everything

Do All You Can Quote
Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as ever you can. -- John Wesley

Do A Lot Of You Ladies Get Harrassed Here?
I was sad to hear (well, read) that many ladies here apparently get solicited to view cams, see erm anatomically correct pictures, etc...how common is that problem? I would hope that most men can show some courtesy and friendship to the many lovely ladies here.

Do All Things With Love.
Thursday, December 25, 2008 DO ALL THINGS WITH LOVE. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Love is the most important ingredient of life. Your life echoes emptiness without it. With it, your life vibrates meaning and warmth. Love will shine through even in hardship. You will find as you look back upon your life that the moments that stand out, the moments when you have really lived, are the moments when you have done things in a spirit of love. If you have it, you don't need to have anything else. And if you don't have it, it doesn't much matter what else you have. Treasure the love you receive above everything else. It will survive long after your wealth and good health have vanished. The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart. Life in abundance comes only through great love. Happy Holidays Copyright 2008 www.yourdailymotivation.com Free Webinar => How to Thrive in the Down Economy

Do All You Can Do To Save America!
Do We the People Have the Courage? created @ 01/6/2010 04:14 pm expires in: 7 hrs [FRIENDS] Share this MuMM: A scary MuMM it actually has some bite to it. 2010 is an unique year as ALL 435 Congressional Seats are up for re-election or election in a case or two due to being vacated or retirement. This is the House of Representatives only.Unless I have been asleep and something has changed I do not believe that anyone can believe the United States is healthy and that Our Representation is ALL it should be.My Question:Do the We the People of the United States have the necessary will to elect an entirely NEW Congress, that is to say to put aside political party and elect 435 NEW (Never been there before) Congressmen? It would be a Non-Violent Revolution. Do We the People have the strength to send a Loud and Clear message to Washington to CLEAN up and serve US?

Do All Roads Lead Or Draw Us To Our Father In Heaven?
Blessings of our beloved FATHER in all remembrance of MESSIAH YESHUAH/JESUS and that of HIS blessed HOLY SPIRIT of TRUTH. Hallelujah. Amen. Greetings to one and all! I hope this may bring all honor & glory to FATHER by blessing who may read this. I recently came across an interesting topic, one in which I would like to address with you all who may be reading this. It's in regards to the various "roads" which FATHER leads or draws us to know HIM which has to do with HIS 'seed of faith' which is planted in every single being created. No one is exempt from having HIS 'seed of faith' planted with in these vessels of earthen soil. HE waters & feeds us regularly, then sends forth others along HIS path to continue to plant HIS seeds of wisdom while sharing the 'good news message of HIS Kingdom' all the while continuously watering & feeding us spiritually, & when needed, physically as well. Some folks "get" the message, others have to nurture it & need some time to discern, decipher,

Do Any Of You Ever Sleep ?
Shit do any of you ever sleep on here LMSLAO like I have any room to talk here... Strips down to my thong and jumps in between the satin sheets here... Sweet dreams everyone... .¸¸. ºÖº.¸¸. ºÔº ºÖº.¸¸.Sweet Package.¸¸. ºÔº ºÖº.¸¸. ºÖº.¸¸.

Do Any Politicians Have Any Good Ideas Out There?
Well, as a matter of fact, there is at least one political type who seems to have some unique and workable ideas. That would be Newt Gingrich. Here is something I gleaned from an email newsletter I received from Newt yesterday. Careful, this makes perfect sense. Perfect sense has been known to make government-educated minds explode. Ten Simple, Direct Steps to a Legal American Immigration System 1. Keep the 1986 Simpson-Mazzoli commitment and control the border. In The Reagan Diaries (HarperCollins, May 22, 2007), President Ronald Reagan wrote that he was going to sign the Simpson-Mazzoli bill because "it's high time we regained control of our borders and [this] bill will do this." For national security reasons, it is vital we regain control of our border. Congress should pass a narrowly written emergency border bill to finish the necessary fence in less than a year and to have complete border control within two years. 2. Announce an immediate shift of Internal Revenue Ser

Do Angels Lose Their Wings?
Angels never lose their wings, if the do they grow back again. Angels never leave your side, they are always there to ride. Only the best of us have Angels on our side, there're not there wasteing time. The world is so full of crime, it can bottle your mind. So as long as you have your Angels by your side they will always be there to ride!

Do Angels Exist?
A drunk man in an Oldsmobile They said had run the light That caused the six-car pileup On 109 that night. When broken bodies lay about And blood was everywhere, The sirens screamed out eulogies, For death was in the air. A mother, trapped inside her car, Was heard above the noise; Her plaintive plea near split the air: "Oh, God, please spare my boys!" She fought to loose her pinned hands; She struggled to get free, But mangled metal held her fast In grim captivity. Her frightened eyes then focused On where the back seat once had been, But all she saw was broken glass and Two children's seats crushed in. Her twins were nowhere to be seen; She did not hear them cry, And then she prayed they'd been thrown free, "Oh, God, don't let them die! " Then firemen came and cut her loose, But when they searched the back, They found therein no little boys, But the seat belts were intact. They thought the woman had gone mad And was travelling alone, But when they turned

Do Anyone Read There Blogs?
Anyhow, I am finally off from work today and getting some much needed rest. How has everyone been? Hey stop by and leave me a message, DO NOT just rare, leave me a message. I would like to hear from you and those who read this. Thank you, Pete

Do Angels Have Angels?
I sit often and look and think of the Universe above . I start to think of how little I know . They say you learn something new everyday even if it's about yourself . I then started thinking do angels have angels . If I am but so limited in my knowledge of understanding of what is up in the heavens are my friends from space just one more step above me and do they have angels above them also . Does God have many levels of spirit teachers to help everything get to a higher level one step at a time of higher knowledge of going to the light which is God . There appears to be no end to the heavens above as well as no end to eternity of learning . So do our friends from space have what we on earth would call a church of learning about the next step up to the light of all things . It is a never ending heaven and does God have many spiritual beings of higher life forms all over the galaxys teaching the levels below ? I myself am just one pebble of knowledge in the desert of the Sahara and as e

Do A Random Act Of Kindness Today
Today is another day. If you see a parent treating thier kid crappy on the street or in a store, give them the evil eye. I they are hitting them, give them the evil tongue and tell them to stop now! Help some old person carry someting, mow their lawn, give them a smile. ask them about old days and they will talk to you a blue streak and it can be very interesting......

Doar Pentru Ca Existi Ingerasul Meu
pentru ca existi… …as cere lunii sa-ti lumineze fereastra… …m-as ruga la soare sa iti incalzeasca sufletul mereu… …as vorbi cu stelele…sa-ti calauzeasca pasii… …ti-as indulci viata cu dulceata capsunilor… …cu aroma trandafirilor…ti-as parfuma visele… …ti-as oferi un festin…de cate ori ti-ar fi foame… …m-as transforma in apa rece de izvor…de cate ori ti-ar fi sete… …te-as ridica pe culmi de fericire…de cate ori m-ai cauta… …mi-as tatua pe piele…fiecare mangaiere a ta… …as vorbi cu brazii…sa-ti racoreasca camera… …as implora marea…sa te ajute sa plutesti prin viata… …ti-as sopti la ureche, vorbe de alinare, cand grijile-ti dau navala… …ti-as transforma in soapte de alint…fiecare strigat de durere… …te-as culca pe perna

Doar Eu Singur Cu A Mea Singuratate
Nu sunt urat , dar nici frumos Nu sunt bun , dar nici prea rau Nu sunt floare si nici pom Sunt ceea ce sunt , un simplu om . Nu sunt mare , dar nici mic , Am curaj , dar mi-e si frica , Am sperante si visez , Pot sa cant si sa dansez . Nu sunt inger , dar nici drac , Pot sa ma cert , dar sa si tac , Nu sunt perfect , mai si gresesc Dar pot sa ascult si sa vorbesc . Nu sunt prost si nici destept , Nu vad stramb , ci sunt doar drept , Nu urasc , nu ma razbun . &nbs

Doar Noi Doi Si Marea
Aud o voce de cristal strigand , e marea ce ma chiama langa ea , dar nici ea nu stie ca si eu visez pagand si astept arzator sa vina din nou vara . Dar oare m-asteti si tu cu bratele deschise pentru a ma intampina si sa facem realitate ale noastre vise ? Nici nu-ti imaginezi ce povara este pentru mine distanta ce ma desparte de tine .Imi plange zambetul si noaptea-n vis fiindca mare-i durerea ca-ntregul univers . Un singur lucru ma mai poate vindeca dragostea , dar nu ar oricui , dragostea ta ! Cerul va zambi deasupra noastra , cand ne vom intalni pe marea cea albastra si pasarelele vor incepe a canta un cantec de dragoste in clipele cand buzele dulci eiu iti voi saruta .Cortina nopti va acoperi orasul , stelele ne vor privi cu drag cum stam imbratisati , uniti pe viata , ce e iubirea de la noi invata . Singuri in noapte , ne vom alinta cu soapte at

Do As I Do?
Hold my hand; can you feel my heart beating? Kiss my lips; can you hear me talking to you? Listen to me speak; can you feel me running through your soul? When I am not by your side, can you feel my presence? When you try to concentrate, do you see my face? When the wind blows, can you hear me quietly singing in your ear? When you eat, can you taste the sweetness of my lips? When you awake, am I the reason you go on? I ask you this, only to let you know that you are never out of my thoughts, and wondering, If you feel for me as I do for you?

Do As I Say (not As I Do) Profiles In Liberal Hypocrisy
Members of the liberal left exude an air of moral certitude. They pride themselves on being selflessly committed to the highest ideas and seem particularly confident of the purity of their motives and the evil nature of their opponents. To correct economic and social injustice, liberals support a whole litany of policies and principles: progressive taxes, affirmative action, greater regulation of corporations, raising the inheritance tax, strict environmental regulations, children’s rights, consumer rights, and much, much more. But do they actually live by these beliefs? An investigation into the depth of the private lives of some prominent liberals shows otherwise. Politicians like Ted Kennedy and other Kennedys, Bill and Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, and Ralph Nader; commentators like Michael Moore, Al Franken, Noam Chomsky, and Cornel West; entertainers and philanthropists like Barbara Streisand and George Soros. Using everything from real estate transactions, IRS records, c

Do As You're Told
Do As You're Told by SEVERUSMAX © Julian Vaughan was not an easygoing man under normal circumstances. It was therefore hardly a surprise that he would make full use of the strange power given to him over other people. Of course, it didn't hurt his cause that the Procreative Force of the Universe had chosen HIM as its avatar, its personal instrument. Despite what people (including Vaughan himself) thought of Hinduism, it was not a religion simply devoted to vegetarianism, reverence for cows, reincarnat-ion, and seemingly unrelated books about sexuality. It was a national religion with both ascetic and materialistic elements, depending upon the sect and the outlook of the devotee in question. Young Julian was about to be confronted with the older, more primal, and more useful side of that faith. He was going to be empowered by Shiva, the so-called "Destroyer". The mortal would receive some of the powers of the God. This DID not mean that he was becoming Shiva itself in a person

Do As You Please...
Stab my heart Rip it out With the death grip your hands hold My clothes have been overcome by blood The wounds never hurt this bad before Take my eyes Slice them up You can no longer see my beauty All things good, are gone Not even a chance to see clearly Grab my body Cut the veins The pain is too excruciating The comfort will never be there All that is left on me is bruises

Do As I Am Told
Many people have been recently cut off my list of people to care about. They told me to. So I cut them off. (I cut them)....butterfly...heee heee hee. Neways.... I am getting more nuerotic so bear with me. or don't I don't care. I am beading for those I love and for the people I loves people they love. Lol figure that out.

Do As I Say...not As I Do
Whoever came up with that saying knew what the hell they were talking about...I'm sitting here with those words pounding in my head tonite...As I think about my daughter looking at me today and reminding me "You didn't leave dad when you found out he cheated, remember?" Now I can be haunted by the decision as I watch my baby girl, 7 months pregnant, trying to do the right thing...Keeping her baby, planning to raise it, finish high school, and stay with the MFKN asshole that cheated on her while she's pregnant with his baby... How the hell do you tell her that it's over? Once they've cheated, your relationship is destroyed...It's never gonna be the same...And the baby isn't even here yet...The joy of this baby's birth is marred by the infidelity of a young punk who has no clue what love is...And most likely my daughter doesn't either at her age...But to think that he could do this to my baby girl makes me sick...And to think she is using me as an example of the right decision to make.

Do Bad Things Come In 3's??
Okay today I hurt my fuckin back..it even hurts while I am sitting still.. I have taken some naproxin and some muscle relaxers and no relief yet. grrr In the past 2 weeks I find out I am gonna be a gramma, my mom breaks her hip, and now I hurt my back. When it rains it pours! I need a drink, but it won't mix with the medications. :(

Dobbys Rating Policy, "downrating" And T.w.a.t.s
My new policy is to rate people according to there sense of humor or perceived sense of humor, so that's bad news for the Americans on the site. I have seen quite a few of the "block him - he's a downrater" bulletins, been Russian i admit my grasp of English is not the best, however i don't think people do downrate, i.e. go to a page, give all 10's and then pop back and change the rates to a 1 etc, i think the people in question should be called a low-rater, as it is a more accurate description of the "crime" committed. Thus i am starting my campaign to rid cherrytap of this evil misuse of the English language, i am calling the campaign TWATS, not because it stands for anything just because i like to say, support twats all the time. And please if someone comes to your page and low-rates you, just laugh, enjoy the points, because as far as i know at the end of the world we will not be judged on your photo rating scores, only on the goodness of our hearts, i am royaly fucked e

Dobbs Was Forced Out Say Sources, Cnn Insiders
Dobbs Was Forced Out Say Sources, CNN InsidersSources close to Lou Dobbs and Insiders at CNN have indicated that the legendary anchorman was forced to resign from the network because his coverage was not "middle of the road" or "opinion-free" enough for the network. http://www.infowars.net/articles/november2009/161109Dobbs.htm

A Doberman And A Chihuahua.... Repost
Two women were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the Other, a Chihuahua. As they walked down the street, the one with the Doberman said to her Friend, "Let's go over to that bar for a drink." The lady with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs With us."The one with the Doberman said, "Just watch, and do as I do." She put on a pair of dark glasses, walked over to the bar and started To walk in. The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed."The woman said, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog." The bouncer said, "A Doberman?" The woman said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good."The bouncer said, "OK, come on in."The lady with the Chihuahua thought that convincing the bouncer that a Chihuahua was a seeing-eye dog may be a bit more difficult, but Thought, "What the heck," so she put on her dark glasses and started to Walk in. Once again the bouncer said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed."The woman said, "You don'

Doberman!
We're getting a doberman! So we need your help picking a name, if you don't mind. The names to vote for: ~Nero ~Ace ~Caesar ~Caine ~Ares ~Zane ~Baron If you have any way cooler suggestions, just let me know! The dog's name right now is Parker....and those of you who know me know that I probably think the name sux...sorry if you like it but I don't. Supposed to get him Saturday, so I may blog about what name fits him once I get to know his character more. Thanks! Happy Holidays!! ~Toya

Doberman....a Rescue..(written As The Point Of View Of A Dobbie To Its New Owner)
Baggage by Evelyn Colbath Now that I'm home, bathed, settled and fed, All nicely tucked in my warm new bed. I'd like to open my baggage Lest I forget, There is so much to carry - So much to regret Hmm.. Yes there it is, right on the top - Let's unpack, Loneliness, Heartache and Loss, And there by my leash hides Fear and Shame As I look on these things I tried so hard to leave - I still have to unpack my baggage called Pain. I loved them, the others, the ones who left me, But I wasn't good enough - for they didn't want me. Will you add to my baggage? Will you help me unpack? Or will you just look at my things And take me right back? Do you have the time to help me unpack? To put away my baggage, To never re-pack? I pray that you do - I'm so tired you see, But I do come with baggage - Will you still want me?

Dobn't Fit Everyone But Hey... Lol
Sexy I call you sexy and you look at me, As if this too often you've heard, What you don't know is that you haven't, For most don't know the meaning of that word, Many give compliments to others, To improve how in they are seen, using what sounds like pleasant adjectives, Yet not knowing what they truly mean, I could call you cute , or what some call adorable, As how people use to describe a puppy or child, And I wouldn't be misusing the word at all, Especially when one thinks to your smile, I could also look at you and call you Pretty, As one would describe a flower or the evening sky, There would be nothing but truth in my words, Anyone that denies this needs only look at your eyes, Another word that I could use would be hot, As people call those who's shape are for the eyes a feast, We both know that I'd still be using a word perfectly, From your ability to awaken many other's inner lust beast, Though I think I prefer to call you sexy rather than the others, Fo

D.o.b~10-23-69 Oct.
It's not necessarily a slow day for others -- but you'd much rather that it was for you! Try to hang back from the rat race or just find a few minutes for yourself, as a bit of quiet isolation is just what you need.

The Doc
I go back to the doctors tomorrow for a check up and then the dentist so I can get my thing checked. If the swelling in my face went down then I will be able to get a new mouth piece which is good cause this one is hurting my mouth alittle. its poking the top of my mouth. But besides that I think everything is going to go good. I have been having swelling in my face again it seems that I might lay on my cheek at night or something cause when I wake up my cheek is alittle big hehe but then it goes down during the day so I might be doing something in my sleep and dont realize it. Well untill I come back from the docs thats all I really have for now.

Doc
Took my mom to the doctors this morning. Shes been saying her backs been hurting for the last few days so i forced her to go in today. The doctor thinks it may be osteoporosis. She said they wont know for sure until some tests are done. Thats all i can say for now.

The Doc
I FINALLY got to talk to Dr Hicks (my psychiatrist) today, 2 days AFTER I called him the first time. He wants me to increase the Zoloft from 150mgs to 200mgs starting tomorrow, and he wants to see me Monday asap. I told him that my depression is worse and that I am almost suicidal. I will explain to him what I mean by that on Monday when I see him. I won't explain what I mean on here. It's still not a lovely thought. Whatever... I will stop wasting y'alls time now. BLUE OCTOBER LYRICS "Drilled A Wire Through My Cheek" I try to stay on top of you To hold your body down Your shaking seems to hinder Every grasp that I have found Moving every inch around me To defuse your private bomb I stretch myself surrounding And protecting you from harm I use a wallet for your mouth So when you bite you will not bleed I drilled a wire through my cheek And let it down and out my sleeve And now you're pulling out the best of me Yeah which never ever comes This wires all that

Doc
A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He says to the doctor, "I've felt so weird lately, Doc, can you tell me what's wrong?" The doctor replied, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts!"

Doc!
DOCTOR'S OFFICE This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it: An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.... The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?' 'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.' 'Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,' the old man said. The Receptionist replied: 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something, and disc

Doc
I am sitting here thinking about running to urgent care, just cringing at that thought cuz I always hate the wait. Since last night my hand has been throbbing on top kind of below my thumb and between my finger but on top of the hand. A few times it has went down to my elbow :( Last night I took naproxen and today I took ibuprofen and neither one are touching it at all. I can be just sitting here not even moving my hand and get this pain going through it... I made a follow up with my doctor for the nerve conduction test, but cant get in there till June 8th. Being low income blows when it comes to getting dr appts. Just thought I would whine and complain I hurt....

A Doc At An Asylum
A doctor at an asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived, everything went quite well.,. As the National Anthem started, the doctor yelled, "Up Nuts," and the patients complied by standing up. After the anthem, he yelled, "Down Nuts," and they all sat back down in their seats. After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts". They all broke out into applause and cheered. When the umpire made a particularly bad call against the star of the home team, the Doctor yelled, "Booooo Nuts," and they all started booing and cat calling. Comfortable with their response, the doctor decided to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge. When he returned, there was a riot in progress. Finding his tizzied assistant, the doctor asked, "What in the world ha

Doc Appt This Afternoon
We have a doctors appt this afternoon. This evening there will be a lot going on here as there will be a lot of new blogs and some exciting news for the team that has not been shared yet. Bear (or is that bare, beer,... lmao)with me while I get these done. Thanks, Rebel'sAngel

Doc And The Internet
Hey Everyone; Just a real quick note on Doc G. He has power now but still no phone line for the internet. They told him it would be October 5th or 6th before the phone line would be fixed. He is looking into going a different route, so that he can get back to all of us. He misses everyone and sends his love to his angels and his all friends. thanks Mare

Do Cat Burglars Burgle Cats?
I awoke at eight this morning, donned my fluffy white robe, and flip-flopped into the garage to check on the peeps. They cheeped good morning and I set about giving them a sprinkling of food (suitable for “show chickens,” which is good, as I intend to show them off a lot), and taking their water dish outside to wash it. I turned off the faucet and headed back to the door. Turned the knob. Nothing. I looked up, saw rain clouds in the west, and panicked for a moment. The nearest neighbors live about half a mile north. I don’t know them, though, and I didn’t really want to show up at their door in my robe. The next-nearest neighbors live three-quarters of a mile south. I know them, and I don’t think they would mind if I showed up on their porch in my robe and flip-flops. However, I was fairly certain that anyone who drove by as I was walking might think I was insane. I eyed the house, thought of my peeping cheeps, wondered how long they could s

Doc Appointment 4/16
I was scared before I wen't to see the doc today, My pain has been getting worse and I was hella nervous it was for good reason. Well I went in to discuss Bloodwork and a Ultrasound that was recently done, Bloodwork was good (thank fuck) But the Ultrasound wasn't good. My liver has Gotten bigger since my last Doc visit (The last visit revealed it was so large that it took up most of my abdomen) I have what is Called non alcoholic fatty liver disease. Basically I have the liver of a raging alcoholic except I don't drink much, it's from eating bad food. So it seems the raw food diet and the Pilates I've been doing has done no good to heal my liver. Well, she did say my muscle mass is up since I gained a little so thats good. Also my spline was enlarged, She could not find a reason as to why so I have to go in for a CT scan where they inject you with this stuff that makes you all warm. She said after that if they cannot figure out what is causing my liver and spline to become increasin

Doc And Patient Dilemma
A man walks into the doctor’s office and says “Doc I think I am losing my mind?” the Doctor replies “Oh what seems to be the problem?” well the man replies “Well It all started a month ago… you see I have a woman comes in my room every night she baths me, feeds me, and dresses me and every night be I go to bed we have sex and then she comes back to bath me, feed me, and dress and every night for the last month we have sex and then she leaves and comes back the next morning… Doc this isn’t going to work?” The doctor looks at him and says “You’re a lucky man that you have someone to do that all for you… but I still don’t see the problem?!” the man takes a deep breath and says “Ok well than maybe you can pass on a message for me then” the doctor says ok to whom do you want me to pass the message on to and what is the message… the man than says “Tell your wife instead of us

Doc Called Today...oh My!
So I got the call from the doc Ive been dreading. I have whats called Non Alcoholic Steatohepatitis. Basically my liver is enlarged and I dont drink. Its not hepatitis either its called that because it is a liver disease. The good news is I can cure it with diet. So begining immediately I have to cut out alot of things from my diet. Im gonna be feeling sick for awile tho it could be up to 2 months before I start feeling better. I just cant beleive this is due to eating everyday things that I thought couldnt hurt me very bad. I still have to go in for blood work to check for the severity. Trust me I feel like it has gotten bad. Ive been sick for about 2 weeks now and I have to endure it for some time until I can make my liver better. The other good news is I dont have to go have surgery like the doc thought originally. Thats awesome cause I hate surgery. I just have to eat like a freakin rabbit for probably the rest of my life which isnt so bad when I think about it. Im gonna go redo m

Do Cell Phones Cause Accidents?...or...
Good Morning, I seen a little ditty on msn about a couple who apparently succeeded in a 8M $ heist but sounds like the did not totally get away with it if it is on the news… But my story has nothing to do with that couple. Mine takes place due to an email I received yesterday. It was titled: “This is what happens when you are texting while driving.” If you have seen this email circulate around the net then you know it is very graphic and very upsetting to view. But, as always I am going to give my side, the Marty Touch to it as well as other things we as lemmings get trust onto the band wagon of life. Texting killed that man? No! The Cell phone he had used killed him? NO! The driver of the truck not paying attention to this man’s use of his cell phone while he was behind the wheel and in motion? NO, NO NO! You know what really killed him? Loss of focus. Plain and simple. See there are those out there that will jump on the band wagon of life just to do the right thing because they feel

Doc G Update #4
Hey everyone just talked to Doc a bit ago, he has power back.(YEAH) but still no internet his phone has no dial tone. Let's all hope that they can get that fixed in the next day or so. He sends his love to all his angels and friends. Hopes to be back here real soon. Mare

Do Children's Dreams Mean The Same As Adults? If Not What Is The Difference?
Dreams often reflect our experiences and life concerns. For this reason, children's dreams are different then the dreams of adults. The dreams of young children (3-5 year olds) usually have no real story line or any strong emotional content. Children around this age also frequently experience nightmares relating to their fears (strangers, monsters, loud noises, etc.) By the time children reaches their teen years, their dream patterns are matched closer to that of adults.

Doc Johnson Owns Me!
Another successful day at Belladonna Entertainment. I'm proud to announce that I signed the contracts today with Doc Johnson. Yes, you heard me right. I, Belladonna, will have my own line of sex toys distributed through Doc Johnson! Don't run out to your local sex shop right now because there is quite a process before my pussy and ass will hit the store shelves! We toured around the plant and they showed us from beginning to end and I can't even begin to describe how complicated and precise the process is to make a dildo. If everything goes smoothly, you'll start seeing my toys in adult stores about 6 months from now. In the next two weeks, I go in to get my molds done. My ass, my pussy and my mouth, you name the hole, and it's yours! I'll also be using all of my own signature toys in my movies! And they even said if I wanted some custom one off toys, they would make them for me! I feel so grateful right now. Maybe there are some other girls in this business that have their own lines,

Dock Of The Bay
This song brings me back to Shane, a friend and lover who died in 1989... we used to sit up above the GG Bridge and just watch the ships come in... Shane you are always with me... Captain Shane Antaya #2, Inner Right Wing Killed during an airshow in 1989, at the CNE in Toronto, Ontario, at the age of 26.

Docking Nears For Discovery, Flip Maneuver Complete
Docking Nears for Discovery, Flip Maneuver Complete Image Above: Discovery orbits the Earth above the Andes Mountains while approaching the International Space Station. Image credit: NASA TV 25 Oct 2007 5:55 A.M. Space Shuttle Discovery is approaching the International Space Station. Docking is slated to take place at 8:33 a.m. EDT today. Discovery’s arrival will set the stage for the next phase of the station’s on-orbit construction and a change in the Expedition 16 crew. Commander Pam Melroy and Pilot George Zamka fired Discovery’s engines at 5:55 a.m. to refine the approach to the station. Melroy and Zamka performed a back-flip maneuver over an hour and a half later allowing the Expedition 16 crew to photograph the shuttle’s protective heat-resistant tiles. The imagery will be sent to engineers on Earth for analysis. After Discovery docks, the shuttle and station crews will conduct pressure and leak checks before the hatches between the two spacecraft open

A Dockside Xmas Carol
*To the tune of "Deck the Halls"* 'Tis the reason to ride trolleys, All the way to work, and back again. Boss forgives me all my follies, Even though he hates how young I am. Have to report, every morning, Even if I don't work that day. Deprivation, lack of sleep, my insanity is near complete. I'm the one who puts steel together, With some CO2 and electric arc. Sometimes, there is no joy greater, Than to feel burn of red hot sparks. There no white spots in my shower, From all the soot that I washed off. Grinding dust makes big black boogers, And my skin will ne'er again be soft! Merry Xmas, all!!! -Arthur

Doc Nasty, Mirage And Raven!
Well at Gothicfest 2007 in Chicago I met Doc Nasty & DJ Mirage. I must say, it was nice to finally meet Doc in person. he's one of the coolest people associated with Krush Radio or WRR. We had a great convo and just talking about everything. I made a bullitin about this so I'll leave this blog short and sweet. If DOC need anything from me or Krushradio, I'm there for ya man! And thats real talk! It was a pleasure meeting you 2 and Im happy that we're friends. **TAKEN AT GOTHICFEST 2007 in Chicago**

Do Computers Have A Gender. . ., Is Yours Male Or Female . ?
Women claim that computers should be referred to in the masculine gender because: 1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. 2. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless. 3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem. 4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model. Men concluded that computers should be referred to in the feminine gender because: 1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic. 2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. 3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for retrieval. 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it

Doc/patient Relations. Ewww
Doctor-patient relations... Doctor Dave had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go, Dave." But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering: Dave............. Dave............ Dave............ You're a veterinarian, you sick bastard".

Docs Advice
A man was having problems with premature ejaculation. This was affecting marital relations with his wife so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem. In response the doctor said, "When you feel the urge to ejaculate, try startling yourself". On the way home the man went to a sports store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try out this suggestion he runs home to his wife. When he gets home he is surprised and delighted to find his wife in bed, already naked. He's so horney and keen to try out his new 'system' that he doesn't think twice and leaps on board. After a few minutes 'slap and tickle', they find themselves in the '69' position. Sure enough, only moments later the man feels the sudden urge to come. Following doctor's orders, he grabs the starter pistol off the bedside table and fires it. The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How did it go?" The man answered, "Just great, a

The Doc's Advise
Stop worrying about the little things, you can't control them and they're making you sick. I'm going to see you in 6 weeks and I want to see the old Dan that looked hungry and ready for anything, because honestly... you look like shit. So now I need a haircut, a shave, and continue my diet... I've been letting other people down and now I'm worried about all this other shit and letting myself down without realizing it. PS- 99% of women smell and should have rocks thrown at them.

Doc Says Brain Vs. Heart.
Doc says Brain Vs. Heart. She's pretty damn smart, so we listen. I say 'I feel' not 'I think.' Dude. SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssself expression is really just a funny copout for the way you want everybody around you to notice you. Even if the thing you want them to see is that you don't want them to see you. So in a sense the only way to beat irony is to be ironic and that makes us all pretty fucking weak in the long run, and the only way to undermine the laws is to set up your own for somebody else to break and piss you off. It's not a cycle but it happens over and over. So we talk about it like it's how it is, but the way we say it is is never how it is. So we're stuck pretending we have every intention to figure ourselves out. When in truth you're glazed over staring at the monitor screen where your life flashes by pointing and drooling as you try to tell the difference between your image of you, the real image of you, and the image of you t

The Docs Appt Today
i went in today to have a consult with the surgeon that will be doing the biopsy. i got back from the Docs a bit ago. i go in to have the biopsy on the 4th. on the 20th i go in to have the port a cath that they put in my chest to receive the chemo meds through, to have it flushed as it needs to be done on a periodic basis. i was able to see the pet scan.. the cancer is in my neck, my chest(not my lungs) two spots in my abdomen and in my groin.. theah is a spot in my back as well. This is not as bad as the first time. The spots are much smaller. The reason for the biopsy is that my Onc Doc says that this particular type of cancer doesn't go into the lymph nodes of the torso... the surgeon says that it will show up theah as it has metastasized(stage 4 cancer)and it he believes it will still show up as squamous cell cancer. shrugs i had some trouble to day at the docs. i called ahead of time to get directions to wheah the appt was(to make sure i had the right building) and th

Doctor's Receptionist
They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a doctor's receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it. An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?" "There's something wrong with my dick", he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that." "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said. The receptionist replied; "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the doctor in priva

The Doctors Office
The Doctor's Office There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this. You got to love the way this old guy handled it. An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?" "There's something wrong with my dick," he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things like that." "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said. The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the doctor in private." The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in a room full of others, if the answer could embarrass anyone.

Doctor Part One
every time I have a problem at work before six I slip out and I visit my friends office for a hug, he's a doctor a couple doors down from the store I work in. This man has a thriving bussines, he's always laughing and smiling, he makes the stupidest jokes, he's one of thoose guys that you think is high on life. He invited me to his house for drinks not too long ago and it was the first time I had gone over there, so when I found this private drive off a road I had driven a hundred times I made my way up too this huge house and he had his "roommate" (the guy lives with him) show me the house, it was 5 bedrooms and four baths, beautiful decorating, it was like a house out of thoose magazines, he showed me the backyard it was an acre. one acre not three miles from his office and I got lost on my way there. So I'm sitting there drinking with a friend I had about an 8 ounce glass of malibu on the rocks and the ice melted before I could finish it, I sat there and I watched this man, whom I h

Doctor's Guilt
Doctor Dave had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice that said: "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first Doctor to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go.." But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality, whispering..................... "Dave, you're a veterinarian..."

Doctors Visit
An 80-year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?" The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day he went out in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his rifle." The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods and suddenly a huge grizzly bear appeared in front of him! Terrified, he raised up the umbrella, pointed it at the bear, and squeezed the handle." "And do you know what happened?" the doctor queried. Dumbfounded, the old man replied "No" The doctor continued, "There was a loud explosion, and the bear dropped dead in front of him!" "That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone else must have shot the bear." "That's kind of what

Doctors Appointment
Ok they said no cancer.Yeah!Thats the good news.The bad news is they have no idea still whi I am in so much pain or whats causing me to lose weight the way I am.The doctors have put me on medicine they think might help(haha they dont know whats wrong but put me on medicine).If the medicine doesnt help in six months they will do a hysterectomy.I hope something does.Being in pain like this is exhausting.

Doctor Checkups
Doctor Checkups A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red 'H' on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies. A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a blue 'Y' on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Yale and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Yale sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies. A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a green 'M' on her chest. "Do you have a boyfriend at Michigan?" asks the doctor. "No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin, Why do you ask?"

Doctors
My husband went to see doctor today as he was still having problems since having a mild heart attack in August. The symptoms he has been having may be a tumor and is being sent to a neurologist and going to have an cardio eco gram done for his heart. Just got to sit and wait now.

Doctor, Doctor... He He He
Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse. Take one of these every 4 laps! Doctor, doctor my sister here keeps thinking she's invisible! What sister? Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someone's ear off. Oh dear, that's a lot of calories! Doctor, Doctor Can I have second opinion? Of course, come back tomorrow! Doctor, Doctor you have to help me out! Certainly, which way did you come in? Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God When did this start? Well first I created the sun, then the earth... Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm invisible Who said that?

Doctor's Appointments....
Okay, so normally I do not have both the kids at the same time for a doctor's checkup but this time I thought it would be best to get both of their appointments knocked out at the same time. Okay, so I learned my lesson from this because I will never do it again. Sammy was the best of the two though when it came to seeing the doctor. She was very good and listened very well. But the jake-myster was nothing but good, however. He thru the biggest fit with his checkup. He does not like anyone touching him but me or anyone else he knows on a personal basis. So, I was fortunate enough to have my father there with me to help calm the boy down a bit but even my dad was getting tired of Jake's actions. On top of that, both Jake and Sam have a bad cough and cold. So they had to get checked out for that too. The just have a little infection though...the doctor gave me some medicine for that however. Then the doctor asks me if I live in an area where there are smokers. I told him "yes

Doctor And Patient
Don't laugh!" said the patient, Ed. "Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient." "Okay then," Ed said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'whooha' the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery. Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure. "I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentlemen, I promise it won't happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?" "It's swollen," Ed replied... The Doctor! ! ! You guessed it. Hasn't stopped laughing for days.

Doctors Advice
... Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss their options. One was an alcoholic, one was a chain smoker, and one was a homosexual. The doctor, addressing all three of them, said, "If any of you indulge in your vices one more time, you will surely die." The men left the doctor's office, each convinced that he would never again indulge himself in his vice. While walking toward the subway for their return trip to the suburbs, they passed a bar. The alcoholic, hearing the loud music and smelling the ale, could not stop himself. His buddies accompanied him into the bar, where he had a shot of whiskey. No sooner had he replaced the shot glass on the bar, he fell off his stool, stone cold dead. His companions, somewhat shaken, left the bar, realizing how seriously they must take the doctor's words. As they walked along, they came upon a cigarette butt lying on the ground, still burning. The homosexual looked at the chain smoker and said, "If yo

Doctor Dan
Doctor Dan had slept with one of his patient and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: "Dan, don't cry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go" But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, Whispering... Dan....you're a veterinarian." LOL

Doctor Or Meat Inspector
Are you a doctor or a meat inspector? I guess one could say that I'm easily amused by the stupid things in life. That's why every time I go into Macy's, or any other fancy department store, I have to laugh (out loud) when I pass the makeup counter. Too many times I held back the laughter so I didn't offend the women in their white surgical coats. Then I determined a few years ago that the women needed to hear me laugh so maybe they would think to themselves "Hey! Is that guy laughing at me or my surgical coat?" Why is it necessary for these women to sell and/or apply makeup looking like a doctor or a meat inspector for the USDA? Do they really have any special training or are they just put there randomly by the store manager? "Here. Put this white coat on and go sell some makeup and perfume today." To be quite honest, I rarely ever see them applying makeup to customers. Usually they're slapping the makeup on one another and saying stuff like "Oh! You look good with the C

Doctors Appointment
One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"

Doctors Having Fun
A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs - and I was in the wrong one. Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Antonio, TX At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. "Big breaths," I instructed. "Yes, they used to be," remorsed the patient Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a "massive internal fart." Dr. SusanSteinberg, Manitoba, Canada I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the patient twenty feet from the chart and began, "Cover your right ey

The Doctors Don't Know
I want someone to explain to me why that my doctors can not tell me what I have in my intestines..Now I have this same problem since New years eve when this all started..They told me that I had something metallic in my intestines..But can not tell me what it is..I spent 7 days in the hospital with this..And have had to go back 3 or 4 times since this has began..Now what I'm not really understanding is why they can't do something..I mean I stay sick and hurting constantly..So the doctor finally told me tonight that I need to go back to my doctor Monday and tell him that I want them to do a exploritory surgery to either find out what it was or to get it out..I would prefer they took it out myself..But hey what do I know? I'm not a doctor..I do know that if I can make it through till Monday I will be getting some answers..My youngest daughter even asked the doctor today if it could have been something that I had ate while eating out somewhere,like maybe chips off of the grill or somethin

Doctors Office
As I walked into the doctor’s office to wait for him, I wondered how he would react to my case. I had been dating for a while, but not been able to feel confident enough to let anyone see my body, and so relationships had never gotten very far, as the ladies quickly lost interest in me. I was seeing him for some professional advice on my situation. My doctor was a semi-retired, kind old gentleman, and he wouldn’t laugh at me – which was the only reason I had enough courage to tell him my problems. I hadn’t been waiting long when the door opened, and a blond woman, around 33 or 35 walked in. Her lab coat was open, and under it I could see she was wearing a very short red skirt (which barely concealed the greatest, longest legs I\'d ever seen without stockings) and a very low necked, partially open blouse. Her breasts were big, but not too big, but I had to stop myself thinking about the great tit-fucks that they must have offered some lucky men in med school. Those beautiful boobs we

Doctors
Ain't it the Truth!!! A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basic items. "How much do you weigh?" she asks. "115," she says. The nurse puts her on the scale. It turns out her weight is 140. The nurse asks, "Your height?" "5 foot 8," she says. The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5' 5". She then takes her blood pressure And tells the woman it is very high. "Of course it's high!" she screams, "When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"

A Doctor And A Lawyer Meet At A Party
A doctor and a lawyer met at a party. Their conversation was interrupted repeatedly by guests asking the doctor for medical advice. Finally, the exasperated doctor turned to the lawyer and said, "Tell me, what do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?" "When they ask, I give them advice", replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill in the morning." The doctor decided to take the lawyer's advice and for the rest of the evening wrote down the names and addresses of everyone who approached him for advice. The next morning he took out the list, just as his secretary walked into his office and handed him a bill from the lawyer.

The Doctor's Appt.
Don't laugh!" said the patient, Jim. "Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient." "Okay then," Jim said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'hoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery. Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure. "I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentlemen, I promise it won't happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?" "It's swollen," Jim replied

The Doctor's Appt.....
Don't laugh!" said the patient, Jim. "Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient." "Okay then," Jim said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'hoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery. Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure. "I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentlemen, I promise it won't happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?" "It's swollen," Jim replied

Doctors Jokes
1. A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs -and I was in the wrong one. Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Antonio, TX. 2. At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. "Big breaths, "I instructed. "Yes, they used to be," replied the patient. Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA 3. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a "massive internal fart." Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg, Manitoba, Canada 4. During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor, that he w

Doctor Visit!
On Living Longer I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?" He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?" "Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either!" Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?" I said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!" "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?" "No, I don't," I said. He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?" "No," I said. "I don't do any of those things." He looked at me and said, "Then, why do you give a shit?"

A Doctors Funeral
A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral...I'm a gynecologist." That's when the proctologist fainted

Doctor's Office
I went to the doctor's office because of course I was sick. My head felt like someone hit me aside the head with a frying pan, my ears were hurting and so was my throat. It hurt to swallow (back off preverts) so then I just waited for them to call me. The doctor called me in and did a check up. He rubbed the front part of my neck and asked "Does this hurt?" I twicthed and repiled "Yea" and then he "massaged" my ears, I didn't reply yes this time I jumped out of the examining bed and screamed "OWWWWWWW MUTHA FUCKAAAAA" The doctor said I have a bad case of a ear infection. I should be better in two weeks, if not that come back and see us. Two weeks? Last ear infecton I had lasted 3 weeks. O.o...something tells me it's gonna be one of those

Doctor Knowall
There was once upon a time a poor peasant called crabb, who drove with two oxen a load of wood to the town, and sold it to a doctor for two talers. When the money was being counted out to him, it so happened that the doctor was sitting at table, and when the peasant saw how well he ate and drank, his heart desired what he saw, and he would willingly have been a doctor too. So he remained standing a while, and at length inquired if he too could not be a doctor. Oh, yes, said the doctor, that is soon managed. What must I do, asked the peasant. In the first place buy yourself an abc book of the kind which has a cock on the frontispiece. In the second, turn your cart and your two oxen into money, and get yourself some clothes, and whatsoever else pertains to medicine. Thirdly, have a sign painted for yourself with the words, I am doctor knowall, and have that nailed up above your house-door. The peasant did everything that he had been told to do. When he had doctored people awhile, but not

A Doctor Speaks Out About Chemtrails
RE: A Doctor Speaks Out About Chemtrails ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Jack Herer Date: Mar 24, 2007 6:27 PM Victoria Hardy March 3, 2007 The last couple days in North Carolina have been beautiful, warm enough to sit in the sun with only a t-shirt and watch the birds prepare for spring. I love nature, there is nothing like the smell of dirt as the ground begins thawing after a long winter or the excitement of seeing seedlings poke their heads out of the ground for the first time; I guess part of me is still the kid that likes to dig in the dirt. I also believe that spending time in nature is a great way to connect with God and the flow of life and creativity that exists on the earth. Although my joy this year has been hampered by the sight of the planes overhead littering the skies with ropey trails and the accompanying sense of confusion and dismay that other people don’t see them, don’t care or don’t know. Yes I’m talking about chemtrails

The Doctor
I stayed home today from school again. Mom went to her doctor, but she saw my doctor too. She told him about my foot and how it hurts for me to even walk on it. So my doctor said I have to use a wheel chair for a while. I DONT WANT TO USE A WHEEL CHAIR! That is the last thing on my mind that I wanted to use. Specially since I have to use it when I go back to school. :( Well that is my day so far it sucks bad news all over.

Doctors And What Everythng Means
Ok, so I did go to the doctor today to find out if I am actually pregnant. First, he didn't discourage me by saying that he didn't believe I wasn't pregnant. He said to test again in a couple of weeks and to take prenatal vitamins which he didn't seem to realize I had been taking for almost two weeks now. but I guess from the talk we had with the doctor I didn't get too discouraged much less mad at him for the negative test results though. He did tell me what to look out for, so maybe in the next week or two we'll have a good result. All I ask is that my friends help me pray that the next test I take will be the one that confirms my feelings. :)

Doctor Notes From Birminghan In March
I HAVE ALREADY POSTED AN UPDATE ON ALAN FROM OUR TRIP TO BIRMINGHAM, AL IN MARCH. BUT HERE IS THE DOCTOR NOTES FROM MARCH. IT IS IN MORE DETAIL. CLINIC NOTE RE:ALAN ****** MR# ******* DOV:3-8-07 HISTORY OF PRESENT ILLNESS: ALAN IS A 7 1 1/2 YEAR-OLD MALE WITH GIANT AXONAL NEUROPATHY BY SURAL NERVE BIOPSY. HE CONTINUES TO HAVE DETERIORATION. MOTHER REPORTS HE FATIGUES MUCH SOONER AND SPENDS MORE TIME IN WHEELCHAIR. HE IS CURRENTLY TAKING NEURONTIN AND RITALIN. HIS PAIN SEEMS TO BE IMPROVED WITH THE ADDITION OF NEURONTIN. HE STILLS FATIGUES EARLY OR EASILY AT TIMES. PHYSICAL EXAMINATION: GENERAL: ALAN IS A VERY THIN MALE WITH CHARACTERISTIC HAIR SEEN WITH PATIENTS WITH GIANT AXONAL NEUROPATHY. HEART: REGULAR RATE AND RHYTHM. LUNGS: CLEAR NEUROLOGIC:HE WAS AWAKE,ALERT AND ORIENTED. HIS SPEECH WAS FLUENT ALTHOUGH SOMEWHAT DYSARTHRIC. PUPILS WERE EQUAL AND REACTIVE TO LIGHT. EXTRAOCULAR MOVEMENTS WERE INTACT. VERY MILD NYSTAGMUS ON EXTREME LATERAL GAZE BILATE

Doctor's Appointment
Well, I went to the doctor's today for the 3rd time in 4 weeks. This is starting to seem all to familiar. I went back for my blood results today and have been informed that I have diabetes, but not yet to the point to where I need insulin shots like my grandmother did. Now I need to change a whole lot in my eating habits and I actually have to keep a calorie count and make sure I am keeping track of how much sugar that I eat. That should be interesting for me. I am just so sick of this. I do not know how much more I can handle. These last 4 years have just been a complete roller-coaster for me between the 2 strokes, the heart condition, the panic attacks, the fainting and now this. I think I am just the most upset right now because when I was rushed to the hospital for a massive panic attack at work and they called the paramedics my blood sugar came back high. And when I got the report from the hospital and saw that, I had asked the doctor at the hospital and he just blamed it on th

Doctors And Hospitals
Well let's see, last night I called my Dr. and he tells me go straight to the ER. I get there and they do all these tests including a ct, full blood workup, and ekg, and something else that I don't even remember. After it is all said and done they tel me that there is nothing wrong but they need me to go on antibiotics anyway. Is it just me or do you guys also feel like they are trying to milk anybody who has insurance? Forget the money the whole pain about the tests. I mean really...Whatever

Doctor, Doctor
Doctor! Doctor! Let me tell you about my doctor. He is very good. If you tell him you want a second opinion, he will go out and come in again. He treated one woman for yellow jaundice for three years before he realizeD she was Chinese. Another time he gave a patient six months to live. At the end of the six months, the patient hadn't paid his bill, so the doctor gave him another six months. While he was talking to me his nurse came in and said, "Doctor, there is a man here who thinks he is invisible." The doctor said, "Tell him I can't see him." Another time a man came running in the office and yelled, "Doctor, doctor, my son just swallowed a roll of film." The doctor calmly replied, "Let's just wait and see what develops." One patient came in and said, "Doctor, I have a serious memory problem." The doctor asked, "When did it start? "The ma n replied, "When did what start? I remember one time I told my doctor I had a ringing in my ears. His advice: "Don'

Doctors Office
drs office by joe in OH I had received the message in the morning mail; “Please report to Dr. M’s office for further evaluation of your test results.” I had gone in for my annual routine check-up. What had they found? I spent the rest of the day worrying about it, and reported to the Dr.’s office that evening. The parking lot was nearly empty, and my concerns deepened. I pushed open the office door, and his nurse was waiting, with clipboard in hand. “We’re glad you could make it. Please come this way.” I followed her into the hallway, and she took my weight ... again. Then she showed me into a consult room. I sat down on the examining table, and she hooked up the blood pressure cuff. “Hmmm ... a little high. We need to do something about that” No wonder. I’m sure I didn’t mention what this angel of mercy looked like. Short golden hair, with pretty hi-lights, just like sun streaks. She stood pretty tall in those nurse shoes. When the other technicians and nurse

Doctor Says...
ok i went ot the doc today for my surgery and she said that as far as she can tell it doesnt look too bad just some abnormal cells but she cant b sure until they go in for tests so i have the biopsy and will know by the 20th if its cancer or not. keep me in your thoughts and prayers!! I love you all so much!!

Doctors Appointment
The Verdict.... I am cancer FREE!!! no evidence of anymore pre-cancer cells, no evidence of cellular changes at all!!! I go back in October for a recheck and another biopsy. (standard procedure) and will continue to have rechecks on a regular basis to make sure the polyps aren't coming back. I saw the Nurse Practitioner because the Doctor was in surgery, but when I go back, we will be addressing my ovarian cysts to see is there is something other then birth control pills to treat them. Since I'm a tough case (cant take any hormones) I've opted to wait to talk to him. I'm not totally out of the woods yet, but I don't have to stress about the possibility of having another D & C or worse a hysterectomy for at least 5 months, so I'm pretty damned happy right now!! One more weight off my shoulders and now I can concentrate more on getting this house packed so I'm ready to move on the 1st :D **does a little happy dance** thank you all who have kept me in your thoug

Doctor's Visit
A woman went to the doctor's office where she was seen by a young new doctor. After about four minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant. She burst out screaming and ran down the hallway. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was. She told him her story. After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room.The doctor marched down the hallway to the first doctor and demanded,"What's the matter with you? Mrs. Smith is 59 years old, she has four grown children, seven grandchildren and you told her she was pregnant?" The new doctor continued writing on his clipboard and without looking up said, "Does she still have the hiccups?"

Doctors Are Assholes
I hate being sick. Truly I do. It happens, rarely, but even I get sick. Like today, I was so sick I even went to the doctors. I hate the doctors. Why? Is it the fact that you have to pay $25 to sit around for an hour so they can spend 2 seconds with you and toss some drugs at you? No. Is it the fact that every so often they ask you to "turn your head and cough"? No. It's because they are sadistic assholes. I went to the doctors today because I'm very very sick. I tried to just sleep it off, but I'm too sick for that to happen. When I woke up drenched in sweat for the 3rd time, I decided it was time to go. So I drive myself to the doctors office and sign in. Found out that on the plus side to everything, I don't have a co-pay. That was the ONLY good thing. So...I go to sign in, and some dumbass hooker is blocking the registry window with her wheelchair, she's just sitting there, content as can be, blocking anyone else from signing in. So after I shove her decrepit ass down the hallway (

The Doctor Is In
A woman goes to her doctor's office,to discuss a strange development. She has discovered a green spot on the inside of each thigh. They won't wash off, they won't scrape off, and they seem to be getting worse. The doctor assures her he'll get to the bottom of the problem, and tells her not to worry until he gets the tests back. A few days later, the woman's phone rings. Much to her relief, it's the doctor. She immediately begs to know what's causing the spots. The doctor says, "You're perfectly healthy--there's no problem. But I'm wondering, is your boyfriend a Harley guy?" The woman stammers, "Why, Yes, but how did you know?" "Tell him his earrings aren't real gold."

Doctor Results
Well, I went to the docs yesterday after being unwell all weekand the news wasnt good. Seems that my stomach is producing to much acid, and could slowly be eating itself :0 so I have to go have a whole load of tests next week, and Im rather worried. On the plus side, my mate has a tattoo designed for me, so Im getting that done on monday. Soooo should anyone feel like cheering me up.....

The Doctors Visit
The doctors visit A young Native American woman went to a doctor for her first ever Physical exam. After checking all of her vitals and running the usual tests, the doctor Said, "Well, Running Doe, you are in fine health. I could find no problems. I did notice one abnormality however." "Oh, what is that, Doctor?" "Well, you have no nipples." "None of the people in my tribe have nipples," she replied. "That is amazing," said the doctor. "I'd like to write this up for The South Dakota Journal of Medicine if you don't mind. She said, "OK." "First of all" asked the doctor, "how many people are in your tribe?" She answered, "Approximately 500." "And what is the name of your tribe?" Asked the doctor. Running Doe replied, "We're called ..... ; "The Indiannippleless Five Hundred"

Doctors And Such
Wow! I knew when I first started reading about autism and PDD disorders that sometimes a diagnosis could be tricky. But this is ridiculous! Bray has now been to a neurologist, a pediatrician that specializes in developmental disorders, 2 occupational therapy evaluations and 1 speech evaluation. His hearing test is tomorrow, which I'm pretty confident will show no problems. Next Wednesday is an eye exam, as I'm now in anal retentive mode. I'll just check everything else before this or that doctor wants it done. So far we have: Neurologist at Children's Hospital: PDD-NOS Occupational Therapist at CH: Sensory Processing Disorder Pediatrician: Anything BUT PDD-NOS, "Sweet is not a word that anyone would use to describe a typical autistic child, and your son is an absolutely sweet boy." OT here in town: Sensory processing disorder, with tactile and auditory being the most effected. Is confused by the PDD-NOS label again someone else called him "sweet". Speech

Doctor Stories...
Subject: Embarrassing Medical Stories Funny EMBARRASSING MEDICAL EXAMS 1. A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs --- and I was in the wrong one. Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Francisco 2. At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. "Big breaths," I instructed. "Yes, they used to be," replied the patient. Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA 3. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a Wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a "massive internal fart." Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg 4. During a pa

Doctors Visit And Health
I want to thank all of my wonderful friends on here for your concern, emails and gifts:) It turns out I don't have cancer, although I will be getting surgery sometime soon (when they call me). All of you very close and dear to me have been great!! I have some running to do today, It's great to be out of bed, and to know what's going on with me:) I'll be back on tonight full force!!! Thank you again so much!!!!!!!!!!! Love to you all!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mina

Doctors Are Stupid
so the doctor today told me that everything that i thought we had going in the right direction.....so i thought we knew about me being sick we know nothing again they said that my lymphnodes being swollen has nothing to do with my other symptoms so we are having a sonogram of my abdomen done tomarrow then doing some more bloodwork and we will see what going from there and i am suppose to see an infectious disease specialist to check some other stuff.....so we will see whats goin down from there but i dont feel to amazin today but it will work love you all and thanks for being here for me talk to you all soon drew

Doctor's Visit
Yesterday I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. My blood pressure was high, my cholesterol was high, I'd gained some weight and I didn't feel so hot. My doctor said eating right doesn't have to be complicated and it would solve my physical problems. He said just think in colors; Fill your plate with bright colors; greens, yellows, reds, etc. I went right home and ate an entire bowl of M&M's and sure enough, I felt better immediately never knew eating right could be so easy.

Doctors Visit
Yesterday I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. My blood pressure was high, my cholesterol was high, I'd gained some weight and I didn't feel so hot. My doctor said eating right doesn't have to be complicated and it would solve my physical problems. He said just think in colors; Fill your plate with bright colors; greens, yellows, reds, etc. I went right home and ate an entire bowl of M&M's and sure enough, I felt better immediately never knew eating right could be so easy.

Doctors
I hate going to the hospital. You go and sit for a while then they finally call you in. You go back there and you sit for a while again. Finally the hook you up to machines or take your blood pressure. Ask whats wrong.. when did it start etc . Like you keep a diary of things. Then you tell them ok this is what I have I know whats going on with my body. I know the signs . Then they basically ignore your own diagnoses. Then they see the monitors all going off. You sit there and wait and wait until finally the doctor comes back confirms what you said in the first place. Duh I told you you think to yourself. Then you lay in a bed for hours after taking medication to see if it helps. You just lay there nothing to do nothing to watch but the nurses chatting and the doctors standing around. Finally 6-8 hours or more later they finally let you go. Tell you to take it easy , rest , try not to stress. You look at them with this look .. You going to watch my kids and do ho

Doctor Visit
So I went to the doctor today, and I have had some concerns with getting really dizzy and fainting once or twice....Also on my left hand my thumb, and three of my fingers start tingling, and sometimes they will burn, and then go numb and swell up... Well the doctor is going to see me again on the 21st in two weeks...He's afraid that it might be a clot, since my blood pressure is perfect...But it could also be carpal tunnel which happens in pregnancy, or it could be a million other reasons....Well if my lef hand tingles any time soon, I have to go up to Pueblo for blood work to see what's going on... I'm trying not to worry, it's hard, but I'm trying to think only positive thoughts, and I am so thankful my husband is there as my rock and he's being strong for both of us!!! Well actually all three of us!!! Other than that everything looks okay, and I know this may sound weird, but a few days ago I felt movement!!! I'm only three months, but since my uterus is til

Doctrinal Sex
A religious man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. He asks a priest for his opinion on this question. The priest says after consulting the Bible, "My son, after an exhaustive search I am positive sex is work and is not permitted the Sabbath." The man thinks: " What does a priest know about sex?" He goes to a minister... a married man, experienced, for the answer. He queries the minister and receives the same reply. Sex is work and not for the Sabbath! Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out the ultimate authority, a man of thousands of years tradition and knowledge: a rabbi. The rabbi ponders the question and states, "My son, sex is definitely play." The man replies, "Rabbi, how can you be so sure when so many others tell me sex is work?!" The rabbi softly speaks, "If sex were work . . . my wife would have the maid do it."

Doctor Visit 8-31-07
Well I had my doctors appointment today. We pull up to this "back and neck" doctor and hes a freakin neurosurgeon. lol One hell of a back doctor. Anyway got in, filled out paperwork and they then tell me I need my MRI copies from the hospital, so off we go to get copies. Finally get the copies after a 20 minute wait and head back to the doctors office. Get there and wait another 30 minutes and finally get called back. So the news is, I have 2 herniated/bulging discs in my back. He prescribed me some pain medicine to take three times a day that will likely knock me on my ass. Ummm... no thanks. So I left knowing a little more than I did but not being too happy. I wish they would treat the issue and not just mask it.

The Doctor And The Speculum
My sister "Goddess" (aka Lo) is probably the funniest, sweetest, most soulful and tolerant person that I know. She stopped apologizing for me and started laughing at me long ago. We have been very, very sick this last week and mine has almost run its course. Hers....not so much. She is still very sick. So she finally called Urgent care and got an appointment for 10:15 pm. We arrived at the doctors office at 9:54, signed in, was called into room #4 by the doctors shy Philipina assistant and his assistant said "He is with another patient. He will be just a few minutes late". We looked at each other and just shrugged with a "Thats cool" expression. I get a little ansy in doctors offices. I just don't like 'em. So we sat there with our face masks on (the cough that we have is sooooo vicious, it actually makes you piss yourself)and we wait. I start poking around in the drawers and my sister just watches me...with a cocked eyebrow and then says "Sister....whatcha doin?" and I replied

Doctor Who Returns Friday 8/7c On Sci Fi
The Family of Blood Fri Sept 7th at 8:00pm E/P, encore at 1:00am E/P on Sci Fi Channel Part 2 of 2. It is 1913 in England, and war has come a year in advance as the terrifying Family hunt for the Doctor. But while John Smith refuses to accept his destiny as a Timelord, the women in his life — Martha and Joan — have to take terrible measures to save the whole of history. Jessica Hynes (Spaced) and Harry Lloyd (Robin Hood) guest star.

Doctor Who: Blink - Tonight At 8/7c On Sci Fi
Blink - Fri Sept 14th at 8:00pm E/P, encore at 1:00am E/P on Sci Fi Channel In an old, abandoned house, the Weeping Angels wait. However, when people start disappearing, a young woman named Sally finds cryptic messages bleeding through from 1969 — messages from a mysterious stranger called the Doctor. Can she decipher their meaning before the Angels claim their prize? Carey Mulligan (Pride & Prejudice) guest stars. P.S. Dont forget to clear some space behind the sofa for this one. You're gonna need it!

Doctors Visit
Gynecologist Visit A beautiful woman went to the gynecologist. The doctor took one look at the woman and all his professionalism flew out the window. He immediately told her to get undressed. After she disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. While Doing so he asked her, "Do you know what I am doing?" "Yes," she replied, "You are checking for abrasions or Derma tological abnormalities." "That's right," said the doc tor. He then began to fondle her Breasts. "Do you know what I am doing now?" he asked. "Yes," she said, "You are checking for lumps which might indicate Breast cancer." "Correct," replied the shady doc tor. Finally, he mounted his Patient and started having sexual intercourse with her. He asked, "Do you know what I am doing now?" "Yes," she said, "You're getting herpes: which is why I came here i n the first place."

Doctor
that doctor asked more questions today and asked if i was taking my meds. he makes a lot of money not to know anything and just want to talk for an hour. i appologized to the receptionist for lasttime but she is affraid of me now.

Doctors .. Blah
Got my ass to the doctors this am .. as a follow up from the hospital last weekend .. ( Asthma and migraines ) I went today figuring id be in and out of there in no time perhaps a breathing treatment or a good kick in the ass .. But it turned into a whole damn exam ..Turns out yes i do have that damn flu thats going around , they are finding that anyone that has any history of lung issues when they get this it is attacking their breathing .. well anything to do with the lungs .. I was put on a new Huffer .. more damn Prednizone ( yeah im sure i misspelled it ) and some high dose antibiotics ... along with that i asked her while i was there to look at something thats been an irritation for a while now but .. I hate going in there unless its urgent .. and well now ive got an appointment with a surgeon the end of october ... to have that damn lump removed .. im sure all will be ok but please .. keep your fingers crossed and prayers on stand by for me .. im not one to freak but .. i just

Doctor Who: Utopia - Tonight At 8/7c On Sci Fi
Utopia- Friday September 21st at 8:00pm E/P, encore at 1:00am E/P on Sci Fi Channel. Jack's back! As Captain Jack storms back into the Doctor's life, the TARDIS is thrown out of control, to the end of the universe. There, they find the savage Futurekind ruling the wilderness, while a lonely Professor tries in vain to save the last of the human race. Derek Jacobi (I, Claudius) guest stars.

Doctor Who: The Sound Of Drums - Tonight At 8/7c On Sci Fi
The Sound of Drums- Friday September 28th at 8:00pm E/P, encore at 1:00am E/P on Sci Fi Channel. The Doctor, Martha and Captain Jack return to London as Harold Saxon becomes Prime Minister, and his reign of terror begins. This is only the start of his ambitions, however, as he announces mankind's first contact with an alien race, the Toclafane. An audacious plan, spanning the whole of time and space, begins to close around the Earth. John Barrowman (Torchwood) and John Simm (Life on Mars) guest star.

Doctor Who Season Finale - Tonight @ 8/7c On Sci Fi
Last of the Time Lords- SEASON FINALE Friday, October 5th at 8:00pm E/P, encore at 1:00am E/P on Sci Fi Channel. SEASON FINALE. It's been a year since The Master unleashed the mysterious Toclafane onto Earth. With the human race and The Doctor enslaved under The Master's control, Martha Jones is the only person that can help stop the evil Time Lord. Can Martha Jones save the world? John Barrowman (Torchwood) and John Simm (Life on Mars) guest star.

Doctor's Orders
Doctor's Orders by Petrarose© This story contains graphic sexual descriptions. If you are under eighteen or likely to be offended, please do not continue to read. Copyright 2004 April, All Rights Reserved. * Doctor Petra Rose sat down behind her desk and tried to let her mind wander. Being a general practitioner was a hectic life at the best of times. She had been a G.P for the nearly twenty years, now in her early forties she still found herself working longer hours than ever before. Looking after the health of so many people in this inner London community was a stressful occupation, and today's early morning surgery had been even more stressful then usual. But for now, she was enjoying a short well-earned break before the next part of her busy schedule began. "Ah, Doctor Rose," Her secretary said, on entering the room and interrupting her thoughts. "Here is the list of patients for you're out calls this morning." With her train of thought now broken Doctor Ros

The Doctor Visit
The Doctor Visit by darkdaylady © David picks me up at 10 that morning. "We have a doctor's appointment," he says, but he won't elaborate. We started our game a few months ago. There is only rule: I belong to him completely and am subject to his every whim. David has many whims; since most of them involve fucking me senseless at every opportunity, our arrangement is a good one. We live in his house and I spend my days fulfilling his desires. He likes to keep me naked whenever possible, but this morning, I'm dressed to go out in a short denim skirt, tight T-shirt, red stilettos and fishnet thigh-high stockings. I'm never allowed a bra or panties. Today my nipples are clearly visible through the thin white cotton T-shirt. It's a beautiful day and he puts the top down on the convertible. His arm is wrapped around my shoulder as he cups my right breast in one large hand. We stop at a red light and when another car pulls up next to us, David begins toying with my nipple. I c

A Doctor's Touch
A Doctor's Touch by AnaStar© *Prompt is the January birth stone: Garnet. A DOCTOR'S TOUCH As the carriage rode on the streets of the city, I sat facing my husband, arms crossed, nose up and sulking. He simply ignored all my angry sighs and tap of the foot by looking out the tiny opening of the door. It was a windy evening, occasionally blowing inside messing up my lovely pinned up blond hair. "I can't believe you will allow such a treatment to be imposed on your own wife," I said and glared at him, determined to change his mind. His olive green eyes continued to gaze outside, his facial features did not flinch one inch and this made me boil even more inside. "To think that I need to be treated for my hysteric tantrums, my, that is the most ridiculous condition I have ever heard. And you think some strange man up my skirt, doing God knows what will cure this supposed sickness? Rubbish, why don't you just admit that you no longer want me as your wife..." I wept as I pr

Doctor Appointment Update
I went to the doctor today for my follow up after the hospital visit last night. The doctor still isn't calling it a miscarriage, but isn't ruling it out either. They saw something on the sonogram, but aren't sure what it was. They said it's too early to tell just yet. They said that it could turn into a miscarriage, but I could also carry to term. It's possible that there's something wrong with the baby or it's possible that the baby isn't in my uterus. I go tomorrow to get more blood work done at the hospital and hopefully we'll know more either tuesday or wednesday. Then after that I wait until the 23rd and then I'll go back to the doctor for another follow up and should know more then. The doctor said he should be able to see something on the sonogram by then. Until then I still have to take it easy.