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Dirt Road.
The stars were so bright this cool clear night in April. As she drove down a dark dusty road she could just see his brake lights through the dust. Her heart was racing as she drove faster to keep up with him. He pulls his truck over and signals her to park. Jumping out of his truck carrying a tall can of beer, he smiles at her. She can feel the lump forming in her throat. They stood there looking at the sky. Is he going to touch me? she asked herself. At that moment he leaned over and rubbed his hands a crossed her face. Oh how she wanted to feel his lips against hers. He pulled away, second guessing himself. Wondering why he was there in the first place. Seeing the disappointment in her eyes, he backed her against the car. Grabbing her face and took her mouth in a hot, demanding, no-holds-barred kiss. She almost melted and trickled down onto the dirt as his lips parted hers again urgently and his tongue took over her mouth, establishing the rhythm and possession that h

Dirty And Left Out :/
Hello, I swear wont be to long Hello, I promise I will be real strong Wait off I just wanna tell you Hold up, why are you still here. Why do you wanna be all listen to me Why do you spread your arms and tell me I'm free Why do you wanna be in my life I've been dirtier than you wanna know I've left earlier than you'll ever know This is what I want so badly...

Dirty Weeds Lmao
THIS JUST WAY TOO FUNNY.WISH I KNOW WHO IT WAS SO I COULD BUY THEM A CORONA,AND GO OVER THE PICTURES OF HIS MOM AND I IN THAT MOVIE.SHE LOVED IT WHEN I FILLED HER MOUTH.PRETTY SURE IT WAS THAT QUEER FROM CANADA, CALLED HIM AND THANK HIM FOR STOPIN BY MY PAGE BUT ONLY GOT HIS MACHINE.IF ANY OF YOU WOULD LIKE TO CALL AND TELL HIM HI I FOUND HIS IN A BULLITEN 6O4-288-8260 TELL HIM GABE SAID HI.

Dirty Mind
Your Mind is NC-17 Rated You're mind is so filthy... you should should be washing every part of you out with soap. If your thoughts can go dirty, they do. Almost everything is NC-17 to you! Do You Have a Dirty Mind?

Dirty Prayers..
The following are a list of my new an improved ...dirty prayers: Please curse the wicked and bless the righteous not to be confused with the self righteous...hell just curse the wicked. We thank you for what we have and what we will have, and we will thank you even more after we have had a few kettle ones and a midol. Oh heavenly father please cure the confusion in this world and while you are at it please have Jenna Jameson or Kim Chambers get lost for the night so they have to show up at my place, and the "squirters" not too. Oh please deliver us from evil and finally relieve us from the shit that is known as "Men who keep lying badly". I do not ask for much oh lord… but I will ask for divine intervention to help me meet a man who doesn't make me sleep in the wet spot, doesn't lie, and doesn't have "internet stank" on him. All I ask for dear lord is for the person ahead of me in traffic to be scalded with hot water so I get home in time for Scrubs. Please cure the

Dirty 30 From April
1. When was the last time you shaved your legs? Last night 2. What were you doing this morning at 8 am? Sleeping...finally 3. What were you doing 15 minutes ago? Driving home 4.What are you wearing? pink tank top, white skirt 5. Are you mad at anyone right now? no 6. Last person to say they loved you? My daughter 7. Last time you kissed someone? 4 min. ago 8. Do you know the words to the song on your MySpace profile?I I don't even remember what it is. 9. Last thing received in the mail? A bill 11. Have you ever had sex in a public place? yes 12. Have you ever been searched by the cops? yes 13. How long is your hair? long lol 14. How many different drinks have you had today? 3 15. What have you eaten today? Grilled turkey ceasar salad wrap at Hart's turkey farm in Laconia. 16. Are you any good at math? Every day math,yes... 17. Do you have plans on Saturday night? Yesterday was Sat. night. We went up to Laconia to check out t

The Dirtpartment ( A Few Older Tracks )
CHERRIES !!!!! Here are a few Older tracks From last Year off the Free Reign Album Enjoy.... ( Namebrand ) >want more here are the links Located in my Stash http://cherrytap.com/stashEntry.php?stashId=382561&bl=1 http://cherrytap.com/stashEntry.php?stashId=382482&bl=1 http://cherrytap.com/stashEntry.php?stashId=382654&bl=1 http://cherrytap.com/stashEntry.php?stashId=383646&bl=1 http://cherrytap.com/stashEntry.php?stashId=384046&bl=1

The Dirty Dictonary
A Abe Lincoln – Doggy style sex, just before you climax, give them a "Donkey Punch", then while they are knocked out, roll them over and jizz all over their chin and face. Shave off their pubes, and sprinkle in the beard region of their jizz covered mug. Acapulco-Snorer High Dive – While someone is sleeping with their mouth open, you take off all your clothes and get as high as you can above their face and try to shit into the opening. Aftershock – After performing the Shocker, lick the pinky clean. Airplane Blonde – A blonde who has bleached or dyed the hair on their head, but still has a 'black box'. Usage: "She has a black box; the rug does not match the curtains." Airtight – A woman is said to be airtight when her anus, vagina, and mouth are all full of penis. AK-47 or AK Spray – After a night of drinking draft beer, you wake up and 69 with your lover only to blast a beer spatter dump in their face while yelling "drive-by motherfucker!" at the moment o

Dirty Little Secret
Dirty Little Secret You've got a dirty little secret But you never mention it Never do a thing about it Blank it from your mind But blank minds are quickly filled With the thoughts you thought you'd killed You can't destroy a problem Just by putting it away You think everyone suspects The truth is no one has a clue As paranoia claws at you They wonder just what's wrong It's just a secret not a problem Or that's what you want to think It's not really a big problem It doesn't drive you to the drink Not a problem -- wrists are smooth Not a problem -- pillow's dry So it isn't suicide But pain is still a fact of life You've got to come and let it out Rid yourself of aching doubt Don't control yourself for once And you might have some fun Bottling up problems only means you preserve them Let them air out, you don't deserve them Let the pain just blow away Why don't you come out and play? There's no such thing as an original problem The world always

Dirty Laundry
laundry day... nine months of washing our clothes together underwear thongs silk panties bras of lace and sport all to be washed, but reserved for the shower curtain rod not to unravel in the industrial dryer it was my job ...I had more time you had the quarters thinking back, I complained in my head "I can't wait...till it's just my clothes again!!" Now it is Just my clothes spinning all in the drier... spinning ...none on the shower curtain rod... all in the drier... spinning all alone. t redfearn c. 6/13/07

1 Dirty Questtion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You get to ask me 1 Dirty Question (TO MY INBOX)...any question, no matter how crazy it is, and I promise to answer it truthfully...the catch is...you have to repost this and see what people ask you 1 Dirty Question

Dirty Survey
Welcome to the Dirty Survey. Are you daring enough to answer this for this person?+ +Rules: Answer this for the person who posted this and then repost it for yourself!+ 1. Would you fuck me? 2. What positions would u fuck me in? 3. Would u suck/LICK me ? 4. Would u fuck me hard? 5. Would u fuck me the first night u met me? 6. Would u let me pull your hair while i fucked you? 7. Would u fuck me in the shower? 8. Would u hancuff me or tie me up to the bed and then fuck me? 9. Would u have 3-some with me? 10. What about me makes u want to fuck me? 11. Would u talk dirty to me while we fucked? 12. Where would you fuck me? 13. Would u fuck me in front of people? 14. Would u fuck me again? 15. Would u fuck me in the rain? 16. Would u mind if i fucked like a porn star? 17. Would u have phone sex with me? 18. Would u cheat on me? 19. Would u break my heart? 20. If I gave u my heart would you love it or let it go? 21. Would y

6 Dirty Questions (repost)
6 Dirty Questions (repost) Fill this out and send it to my inbox and then I'll fill it out for you xoxo any 6 questions, no matter how crazy or PERVERTED they are and I promise to answer them truthfully... the catch is... you have to repost this and see what people ask you "6 Dirty Questions" 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6.

Dirt Roads
LOVE THIS SHIT, OH SO TRUE, PEACE!!!!! What's mainly wrong with society today is that too many Dirt Roads have been paved. There's not a problem in America today, crime, drugs, education, divorce, delinquency that wouldn't be remedied, if we just had more Dirt Roads, because Dirt Roads give character. People that live at the end of Dirt Roads learn early on that life is a bumpy ride. That it can jar you right down to your teeth sometimes, but it's worth it, if at the end is home...a loving spouse, happy kids and a dog. We wouldn't have near the trouble with our educational system if our kids got their exercise walking a Dirt Road with other kids, from whom they learn how to get along. There was less crime in our streets before they were paved. Criminals didn't walk two dusty miles to rob or rape, if they knew they'd be welcomed by 5 barking dogs and a double barrel shotgun. And there were no drive by shootings. Our values were better when our roads were worse!

Dirty Cop
DIRTY COP I’m speeding down a narrow two lane country road testing out the new suspension and engine that I installed in my Subaru Impreza the day before. I blow past a billboard not noticing the highway patrol car behind it the female officer turns on the lights and siren sliding onto the road after me in hot pursuit. I notice the flashing lights pulling over quickly grabbing my license and proof of insurance as I wait for the officer to approach my car. She types into the computer my license plate number when my picture comes up she smiles devilishly unbuttoning her blouse 3 buttons to give a better view of her double d breasts and lacey royal blue bra that barely contains them. She removes her pants slipping on her sexy pin-stripped mini skirt to show off her long sexy legs wrapped in very erotic silk stockings with rose pattern lace at the thigh slipping her gun belt back on. I am sitting my car patiently waiting knowing I am probably going to get my license yanked away and my

Dirty Jokes
Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, and Blowjob? A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob. Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end? A.) So men can be open minded. Q.) What's the speed limit of sex? A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around. Q.) What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick? A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck! Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego... A.) "Is it in?" Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy? A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection. Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex? A.) One of his fingers is clean. Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers? A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common

Dirty Little Secret
Dirty Little Secret by SinisterLittleGoth© Looking back on the whole affair, several hundred miles away, with rose-tinted glasses...it could have been so much worse for everyone. Really. I should be thankful she never said a word. She really didn't have to the last time we met, though. Looking back on it, it's a lot like a hideous car wreck. You see it coming, but you wonder what's going to happen even though you know it's going to be bloody and painful and probably kill you. Looking back, I was selfish, wrong, flawed, and stupid. But honestly? There are some parts I'd never change for the world. My mother had seven kids. Seven. I have six brothers, all different from me, but still very much the same. I'm the second-oldest, so it was always my duty to look after the younger ones when Sarafin wasn't around (i.e. pretty often). I did an alright job of looking after them, I think, but myself? Not so much. I really don't remember my earliest years in America. I've been a citizen for

Dirty Little Secrets
DO YOU WANT TO TELL ME A BEDTIME STORY? DO YOU FEEL LIKE BEING NAUGHTY? GIVE ME SOMETHING TO DREAM ABOUT, I'LL BE YOUR DIRTY LITTLE SECRET, IF YOU'LL BE MINE,... TELL ME YOUR DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS I WON'T TELL,BETHE ONE BEHIND ME IN THE SHOWER, LET ME KISS ON YOUR NECK, TELL ME WHAT YOU LIKE, MASSAGE YOUR SHAFT GET LOST IN EACH OTHER FIND OUR HEAVEN INDULGE IN SOME SWEET PAIN, I'LL BE YOUR BADGIRL IF YOUR BADBOY, SPANK ME,YOU HYPNOTIZE ME WITH THOSE EYES AND THAT BODY,YOU JUST FEEL SO RIGHT--- TELL ME A SECRET OR TWO,I WILL TOO, DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS MAKE SEX A LITTLE MORE HOT, WE CAN CUM ALL OVER TOWN, YOU EEL THE HEAT,YOUR PANTS ARE RISING, CARESS ME SUCK A NIPPLE IT IS SO SIMPLE,WILL YOU BE MY PLEASURE DIRTY LITTLE SECRET TONIGHT???All American Rejects Videos | Music Video Codes | Seattle Real Estate

Dirty And Rude Pick Up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day. 2. Nice legs...what time do they open? 3. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package. 4. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more? 5. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? 6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you. 7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher: have you seen one? 8. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight. 9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me. 10. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter. 11. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag. 12. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked. 13. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven? 14. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is on

Dirty Little Slut (in Progress)
Dirty little slut He met her at the restaurant, as they'd agreed - a nice, neutral, public place for a first time meeting between online friends. She was trying to obey the "rules" for meeting a man she'd only known online, trying to be safe. "Safe," she thought, laughing to herself, "He should worry about being safe from me!" She blushed, thinking of some of the conversations they had had - for a stranger, he knew more about her fantasies and desires then the friends of hers who warned her about meeting strange men online. He stood and smiled when he saw her ... (fill in) He grabbed her by the hand, and pulled her towards the back, where the restrooms were located. There, between the men's room and the women's was a handicap, gender neutral bathroom. It was that one he quickly pulled her into, locking the door behind them. Her breathe caught as he pushed her hard against the wall with one hand. His voice rough, he whispered harshly, "I bet your pussy is wet alread

Dirty Jokes
Jokes What did the egg say to the boiling water? It might take me a little while getting hard,I just got layed by a chick! 2.Whats the speed limit for having sex?.... 68 cuz at 69 u flip over and eat it! 3. U cry, i cry. u hurt,i hurt.U fight I fight. U jump off a bridge, i get a paddle boat and save your retarded ass! 4. Why do midgets laugh when they run?.....cuz the grass tickles their nuts. 5.Right now, over a million people are kissing, 300,000 are having sex,1,000 are getting head, and 1 lonely motherfucker is reading this message! 6. When ur having a bad day just remember that u could be a siamese twin stuck to ur gay brother that has a date tonight and ya'll only have 1 butthole. 7. Pedro was driving down the street in a sweat,bc he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.Looking up toward the heaven, he said?Lord, take pity on me. If u find me a parking place I will go to mass every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up tequila. Mi

~dirty With U~
i see your eye and look away to be drawn again inexplicably. something unspoken between us and the urge to play dirty with you. for view of you;...naked; all splendid and hard. to lick you and taste you and know who you are.. the boundries set to deter us; God knows only open the door. to slick thoughs racing between us, and the visions of sweet-fucking more. you see my eye and look away to be drawn again inexplicably, something unspoken between us and the urge, to play dirty with you. ~ To wake up to wake up... on my side and feel your body and limbs wrapped around we would be so exquisite ..i cannot describe. to feel your hardness resting where my flesh crevices meet;...twitching cock and balls nestled between rounded-firm buttocks with hot breath on my naked neck;... and my blood pumping and surging; knife-like;..to pinkened damp places. yes.............. to wake up wit

Dirty Bombs, Gut Feelings And False-flags
The following was passed over the transom by my retired attorney friend, Winston Smith. Right after I received it, this appeared in the paper: Access denied We both hope that reality does not pan out in this fashion but the signs on the horizon seem to lead to this conclusion. -------------- Dirty Bombs, Gut Feelings and False-Flags: An Examination of Implications of Recent Remarks by Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff and Economist Mr. Paul Craig Roberts - by Winston Smith Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff's comments recently about his 'gut feeling' regarding a terrorist attack against the US being imminent were cause for alarm on a number of levels, but information recently gleaned about the specifics of the comments require further analysis and a robust discourse on a rather painful subject most Americans are ignorant of, and/or would rather avoid or ignore entirely. Apparently, while speaking to The University of Southern California's Center f

Dirty Minds Are A Terrible Thing To Waste
Your Mind is PG-13 Rated Your mind is definitely a little dirty. You're naughty, but not trashy. You don't shy away from a dirty joke, and you're clearly not a prude. Do You Have a Dirty Mind?

Dirty City Air Stunts Kids' Lungs
Dirty City Air Stunts Kids' Lungs Send to a Friend Published: 08/15/07 WEDNESDAY, Aug. 15 (HealthDay News) -- Long-term exposure to high levels of air pollution causes reduced lung growth and function in children, according to a study of almost 3,200 Mexico City eight-year-olds. Previous studies have suggested that short-term exposure to air pollution is associated with reversible problems in lung function. The authors of this new study said the effects of long-term exposure to air pollution -- such as that experienced by people who live in cities with major air pollution -- have not been conclusively documented. "Our study revealed significant deficits in lung function growth in children with long-term exposure to air pollutants. In addition to the important impact of lung health, early lung deficits may increase the risk of developing chronic obstructive lung disease later in life, as well as cardiovascular morbidity and general mortality," wrote lead author Dr. Isabelle

Dirty & Rude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day. 2. Nice legs...what time do they open? 3. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package. 4. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more? 5. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? 6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you. 7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher: have you seen one? 8. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight. 9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me. 10. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter. 11. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag. 12. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked. 13. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven? 14. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is on

Dirty Nursery Rhymes < Very Explicit> Dont Read If Offended Easily
Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, bored with this life, so complex. So she ask the spider to crawl up inside her, and give her kinky sex. Little Boy blew all over town, Spreading his "Music" all around. Trying to help his family put food on the table, He was getting paid to blow so now he was able Little Jack Horner stood on the corner soliciting some "pie" When he discovered the hooker was his mother, it made the little boy cry. Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep, Can't remember where she left him. Tied to the bed with his arms and leg's spread, with her memory he's as good as dead. Do you know the Muffin Man? He lives on Drewry Lane. The whole town thinks he's gone insane, the Muffin Mans into whips and chains. There was an Old Woman Who Lived In A Shoe.. Had so many children from the men that she went through. Old Lady was a nympho in constant need of cock. She cant even house her children, little long the stupid sock. Just for a laugh hah

Dirty Dream (lesbian)
After a hard day at school Kathryn goes home. She needs to rest coz it was a hard day of being a evil bitch and using people. She sit down on her bed and then saw she had a txt off a girl called Becky. She saw this girl around school today and really wanted to use her. Kathryn read the txt and it said ' I like you alot....call me Beckyxxx'. Kathryn smiled at herself as she lied back onto the bed and closed her eyes. She then started to dream about being with Becky, touching her, kissing and then making out with her. Then she remembered little Ceclie who she once kissed in Cental Park. The kiss was full of passion and well fun. The more she thought about it....the moment happened again in her head...... Haven't you ever practiced with one of your girlfiends? asked Kathryn Eww. No. That's gross. said Ceclie making a face at the idea It's not gross. How else do you think girls learn? Here turn around and face me said Kathryn as Ceclie did what she was told Now close

Dirty Little Secret
I’m The Dirty Little Secret You walked into my life when I needed a friend. You promised to be there until the very end. My heart goes around and around I’m a mess. I’m the dirty little secret that you can’t confess. Sometimes with my emotions it does toy. Life around you has been such a great joy. My love for you I can never profess. I’m the dirty little secret that you can’t confess. You bring so much happiness into my life. With you I have overcome a lot of strife. But my heart will always stay in a mess I’m the dirty little secret you can’t confess. I know you love me and you know I love you. And I realize there is nothing we can do. And none of this makes us love any less. I’m the dirty little secret you can’t confess.

**dirty South Crew** - Great People - Best Family Here - Helping Each Other Along The Way - D.s.c For Life!!!!!
When I first started Dirty South Crew 6 months ago I didn't think it would catch on, but it did and I'm very glad it did! We are 151 members strong and growing daily. I have met some awesome people and have made some amazing friends. Without all of you, there would be no crew and I wanted to take a minute and thank each and every one of you! All of you are f%#kin awesome!! These are the people who make DSC what it is! Gary-Dirty South Crew Owner@ fubar MyZtErY~{Dirty South Crew}~I.B.I.C.@ fubar rumney pride - Dirty South Crew@ fubar DJ *Brenna* Extreme " X" ~*~{Dirty South Crew} & ~I.B.I.C~@ fubar ~ JADA ~ Loves Her D.S.C. and Is Away Dealing w/Life ~Miss You ALL ~{I.B.I.C}@ fubar smoggy£{dirty south crew}@ fubar ~*Sunshyne*~ SSV Crew *~ SSV ~*Angel Eyes's Fubar Wifey*~ {~Dirty South Crew~}@ fubar Tim ~SouthernOutlawBiker~DirtySouthCrew~Jamies Fubar Fiance~@ fubar ~TNK~ ~DSC.~IBIC~ÌñÐêþêñÐêñ† Fåmïlψ Recruiter©

Dirty Tree
A construction site boss was interviewing men for a job, when along came Murphy. The boss thought, "I'm not hiring that lazy Mick..." so he decided to set a test for Murphy hoping he wouldn't be able to answer the questions, and he'd be able to refuse him the job without getting into an argument. The first question was, Without using numbers, represent the number 9. Murphy says, "Dats easy" and proceeds to draw three trees. The boss says, "What the hell is that?" Murphy says "Tree 'n tree n' tree makes nine". Fair enough, says the boss. Second question, same rules, but represent 99. Murphy stares into space for a while, then makes a smudge on each tree. "Der ya go sir" he says. The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?" Murphy says, "each tree's dirty now! So it's dirty tree, n' dirty tree n' dirty tree, dats 99." The boss is getting worried he's going to have to hire him, so he says, "All right, question three. Same rules again, b

Dirty Addiction Lounge!!
I've found a new place to hang out! Why don't you come and join in on the fun in the Dirty Addiction lounge!! Lots of awesome people and tons of fun!! Most definitely the place to be!! Come find out for yourself. ;) FEATURING JUST CLICK IT TO GET ADDICTED!!!

Dirty
I turn you on You make me wet Pulsing my body And making me sweat I feel so dirty After a rough day You ease my body I love it this way Soft and gentle Or rough and fast I could stay here And let hours pass But I step out Feeling so good Clean and fresh There I stood Just getting out Of the shower.

Dirty Clothes
Neil: Come on guys, I don't think we should let this experience bring us down. After all, what's so wrong with dirty clothes anyway? Rick: Yeah! you know, what they say - dirty pants, clean botty. Mike: Dirty duvet, dirty mind. Vyvyan: Yeah - my knickers are so old, it's only the stubborn understains that are holding them together. (Bambi)

Dirty Secrets Lust Pockets
Tequila breath, death, sex, your face. Little dirty secrets and your young taste. Never too scared to try what the public hates. Showing me your naked body with no haste. I can see the eagerness in your eye's. I can feel the trembling in your thighs. You'll just tell your parents lies. No one knows the sinful lust you tried. You stick your tongue deep inside my mouth. Exhilerated, youve become what makes you proud. A little piece of death inside my eye's. Lets lock the door and make angels cry. Sinful lust in the nude you trust. Inner beauty, our privates our most fun. Dont be scared, youve done it before. So its okay, were both filthy whores. But on the outside we seem so clean. Sometimes things arent as they seem. Dirty secrets for eternity. Well wear our masks for the world to see.

The Dirty Dishes
Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear vaseline over the spot where the seal should be. Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He drives his new bike to her house, where she is outside waiting for him. "No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don't say a word." She tells him, "Our family had a fight a while ago about doing dishes. We haven't done any since, but the first person to speak at dinner has to do them." Steve sits down for dinner and it is just how she described it. Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody is saying a word. So Steve decides to have a little fun. He grabs his girlfriend, throws her on the table and has sex with her in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. A few minutes later he gr

Dirty Words
It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, here is one: Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in." Wipe that smile off your face . . .

Dirty Poem
One night of pleasure, Nine months of pain Three days in the hospital A little baby came.. It’s quite natural for a guy to put a girl up against the wall Pull down her reputation stick in the education to increase the population of the younger generation. One night of pleasure, Nine months of pain, Three days in the hospital, Little Johnny came. His father was a bastared , His mother was a whore, Little Johnny wouldn’t be here if the rubber hadn’t tore!!!

Dirtysurvay
Welcome to the Dirty Survey. Are you daring enough to answer this for this person?+ +Rules: Answer this for the person who posted this and then repost it for yourself!+ 1. Would you fuck me? 2. What positions would u fuck me in? 3. Would u suck/LICK me ? 4. Would u fuck me hard? 5. Would u fuck me the first night u met me? 6. Would u let me pull your hair while i fucked you? 7. Would u fuck me in the shower? 8. Would u hancuff me or tie me up to the bed and then fuck me? 9. Would u have 3-some with me? 10. What about me makes u want to fuck me? 11. Would u talk dirty to me while we fucked? 12. Where would you fuck me? 13. Would u fuck me in front of people? 14. Would u fuck me again? 15. Would u fuck me in the rain? 16. Would u mind if i fucked like a porn star? 17. Would u have phone sex with me? 18. Would u cheat on me? 19. Would u break my heart? 20. If I gave u my heart would you love it or let it go? 21. Would you fu

Dirty Secrets
DIRTY LITTLE SECRETSTAKE THIS SURVEY!ABOUT YOUYOUR BEDROOM NAME BedRoomYOUR POSITIONAL PREFERENCE On TopORIENTATION Professional Muff DiverHAVE YOU EVERSHAVED DOWN UNDER I Do But Not BalledMADE OUT WITH A GOOD FRIEND YeaHAD MORE THAN ONE PARTNER AT A TIME With A Maried CupleSLEPT WITH SOMEONE U DIDNT LIKE JUST TO GET LAID Ass Fuggly One ToGAVE A STRANGER ORAL Na, I Fuck StrongerMADE OUT IN PUBLIC Hell YeaHAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE Movie TheaterHAD SEX WOTH A FRIENDS DESPISED EX In His Bed, YeaHAD A ONE NIGHT STAND LOL, Don't Remind MeWOKE UP WITH SOMEONE U NEVER MET Plenty Of TimesHAVE YOU EVER SPLIT BEFORE MORNING/SNUCK OUT NopeSLEPT WITH SOMEONE WHO WAS MARRIED -NOT TO YOU Hell YeaSO DO YOU REGRET ANY OF THESE THINGS NoWOULD YOUSLEEP WITH A FRIENDS SWEETIE IF THEY WERE REALLY HOT Yea Done ItSLEEP WITH SOMEONE ELSES SPOUSE Yea Done That One ToCHEAT ON A LOVER Done It, Won't Do It AgainMAKE OUT IN PUBLIC Done ThatHAVE SEX IN PUBLIC Done ThatGIVE ORAL TO A STRANGER Hell NO!!DATE A GOOD F

The Dirty Thirty
The Dirty Thirty... 30 unknown facts/secrets about yourself. 1. Who ended your last relationship? I did 2. When is the last time you shaved your legs? I don't . 3. What were you doing this morning at 8am? Leaving from work to home. 4. What were you doing 15 minutes ago? nada 5. Are you any good at math? Yes work with numbers all night long 6. What were you doing last night? Working, and then talking to my friends 7. Do you have any famous ancestors? possibly 8. Have you ever burped in front of the opposite sex? of course! 9. Do you know the words to the song on your my fubar page? Yep, I sing it in Karaoke 10. Where is your mom at? pa out in a small town 11. How many different beverages have you drank today? 3 12. What's one thing you wish to change about yourself? need more hair lol 13. What do you wish for? lots of cash 14. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach? Sometimes 15. Are you single? Hmm....no

Dirty Thanksgiving
things that sound dirty at Thanksgiving, but aren't..... 1) Reach in and grab the giblets. 2) Whew, that's one terrific spread! 3) I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 4) Tying the legs together will keep the insides moist. 5) Talk about a huge breast! 6) "and he forced his way into the end zone..." 7) She's 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down. 8) It's Cool Whip time!!!! 9) If I don't unbuckle my pants, I'm going to burst! 10) It must be broken, cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out!

Dirty Jokes
I lovr dirty jokes. In fact I'm going to share a few with you here. Please be advised if your offened easily dont read. These are pretty long so if you dont have time to read them all thats fine. Once again most likely NSFW at all. Enjoy! Please understand that my jokes are just that. I dont mean to offend anyone at all. Thank you A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, so she puts him in the closet and shuts the door. Her husband also comes home, so she puts her lover in the closet, with the little boy. The little boy says, “Dark in here.” The man says, “Yes, it is.” Boy: “I have a baseball.” Man: “That’s nice.” Boy: “Want to buy it.” Man: “No, thanks.” Boy: “My dad’s outside.” Man: “OK, how much?” Boy: “$25.00” The next few weeks find the boy and her mother’s lover in the closet together. Boy: “Dark in here.” Man: “Yes, it is.” Boy: “I have a baseball mitt.” The lover remembering the la

Dirty Jokes
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry." Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?" He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!". ----

The Dirty One
DirtyWhore: You need to get laid and get out of your parents fucking basement you fucking piece of shit. Maybe then you would have kids of your own and see how pissed off yopu would get when waste of skin fucks like you talk bad about them. MY SON IS MY LIFE.... FUCK OFF YOU DIRTY ASS PUPPET ->Psychowolf...: DONT make me Force Rape you. You WILL comply with the Jedi. ->Psychowolf...: This initiative was approved by the JEDI COUNCIL! We are looking for ewoks. Trade us your ewok!... DirtyWhore: What the fuck is your problem? Are you fucking high or just plain fucking retarded? ->Psychowolf...: OMG....you have an ewok son!? DirtyWhore: That is my son... ->Psychowolf...: YES< the EWOK in the Slide tunnel! DirtyWhore: Are you sure you have the right person and folder? ->Psychowolf...: The jedi will trade you 2 used wookies, and a zabrak prostitute for your Ewok DirtyWhore: That only has pics of me and my kids ->Psychowolf...: yes, theres an ewok picture in your f

Dirty Mirrors
Your so afraid of me leaving No trust comes from your heart You say anything to make people like you But you don't know why they don't want to be around you. You think your always right and in the loop but you don't even know me anymore. I try to tell you things to help but everyone's wrong and your right. We always end in a fight. I'm so tired, stressed out, and fed up! Please, help me to understand. No more excuses or games. Just tell me the truth. No more dirty mirrors!!

Dirty And Rotten
Waiting for the day I can see your face; climb on top and put you in your place! That's right Daddy take control flip me over and let me know! Pull my hair and smack my ass. Make me suck your dick just like white trash! Dirty and rotten is the only way Nut on my face and make me BEG I've been a bad girl MASTER so tie me up tight Torture me DON'T BE NICE! Fuck me like never before that's right baby I'll be your whore

Dirty Thoughts
Dirty Thoughts Woke up with a need to Think All about the wicked things I Can do or place Upon your fine body of Sin. Thoughts are flowing like the wind upon life, Yet The one thing I have within my reach Is just my mind and wickedness Cause Today you are so far away from me. So here I am Upon A king size bed all alone Wishing You Was here to make these thoughts More Than just thoughts rolling about my mind today. Remembering how you made Live My deepest and darkest Fantasies out with you. Feelings and emotion That Came tumbling out over us As We did things that no one would Ever Dream or dare doing to with each other. Making love in the rain Or Sleet and snow. Playing a unique characters To Make our juices flow hotter. Kisses that were created to Stir The fire raging within our Hearts And Souls like no other person could do for us. Talking dirty. Biting and scratch Like Wild animals mating in the wild. Damn I having dirty thoug

Dirty Bitch Crew T-shirts
OK GUYS, SCONEE AND I ARE ANNOUNCING THAT WE ARE HAVING T-SHIRTS MADE FOR THE DIRTY BITCH CREW AND THE DIRTY BASTARDS...........SCONEE IS CURRENTLY WORKING ON A LOGO FOR EACH CREW. SO KEEP IN MIND........IF YOU WANT A SHIRT REPLY TO THIS BLOG OR SCONEES THE SIZE AND YOUR CREW NAME AS WE KNOW YOU.............THERE WILL BE CHARGES FOR THE MAKING OF THE SHIRT BUT SCONEE IS PAYING FOR THE SHIRTS, ALL WE NEED IS YOUR SIZE AND NAME TO CONFIRM THAT YOU ARE INTERESTED IN HAVING ONE MADE....... THE FRONT WILL SAY EITHER "DIRTY BITCH CREW" OR "DIRTY BITCH LOVIN BASTARD CREW" WITH THE LOGO ON THE UPPER LEFT CORNER AND YOUR NAME UNDER THE LOGO HEADS UP GUYS THIS IS GROWING EVERYDAY SO WE WANT TO MAKE IT OFFICIAL CAUSE WE DIG THE FUCK OUTTA EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU. AND REMEMBER DIRTY BITCHES RESPOND TO THIS BLOG AND DIRTY BASTARDS REPSOND TO SCONEES BLOG. MMMMMMMMMMUAH LOVE YOU ALL. LUMINA

"dirty Little Secret"
Let me know that I've done wrong When I've known this all along I go around a time or two Just to waste my time with you Tell me all that you've thrown away Find out games you don't wanna play You are the only one that needs to know I'll keep you my dirty little secret (Dirty little secret) Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret (Just another regret, hope that you can keep it) My dirty little secret Who has to know When we live such fragile lives It's the best way we survive I go around a time or two Just to waste my time with you Tell me all that you've thrown away Find out games you don't wanna play You are the only one that needs to know I'll keep you my dirty little secret (Dirty little secret) Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret (Just another regret, hope that you can keep it) My dirty little secret Who has to know The way she feels inside (inside) Those thoughts I can't deny (deny) These sleeping thoughts won't li

~*dirty Deeds Radio*~ Lounge! ...........
COMING THIS TUES. , I'LL BE STARTING AS A DJ IN THE DIRTY DEEDS RADIO LOUNGE AS WELL, YA'LL COME CHECK IT OUT AND MAKE SURE TO JOIN! ( I'LL BE ON AIR IN DIRTY DEEDS : TUESDAYS, WEDNESDAYS AND FRIDAYS FROM 11 AM TILL 1 PM EST. ) JUST CLICK THE BANNER BELOW TO GO JOIN, THANX EVERYBODY! ........~*JADE ~*AKA~*DJ FLIRTIN IN DIRTY DEEDS RADIO LOUNGE~* ARE YOU READY TO HAVE A GOOD TIME?!?!? ~ COME CHECK US OUT ~

Dirty Greaseball Maggots
Hemp is reserved for dirty greaseball maggots. A car drove 13,000 miles around America powered by nothing but hemp oil. Their mission was to convince people that hemp is a better fuel source than gasoline. Overall, the drive was a success and received huge media publicity. On the project's website, they compare the biological effects of gas and hemp. Amazing enough, hemp wins in all categories. This proves that when compared to fossil fuels, hemp is less harsh on the ozone. However, for some reason, the website forgot to mention one thing, FUCK THE OZONE. "Oh! Hemp is so much better for the environment! Hemp is so awesome! You can make anything out of it and it's so good on mother nature!" Shut the fuck up. Who cares about the environment? It's obvious that we're going to hell. People ask me, "Why don't you recycle? Don't you care about the environment?" I say... BETTER FUCKEN LUCK NEXT EARTH. Hemp products are everywhere now. Things like jewelry, clothing, backpacks, hair p

Dirty Deeds
ARE YOU READY TO HAVE A GOOD TIME?!?!? AND KICK IT WITH THE BEST D.J.’S HITTING THE AIR WAVES ON FUBAR!!!!!!! ~ COME CHECK US OUT ~ OUR LIVE DJ’S dj nilla~owner of dirty deeds radio@ fubar DJ PEACE KEEPER ~NILLA'S RIGHT HAND`ENFORCER &ZOMBIE SLAYER@ fubar BITE ME!! WOOOOOO ENGAGED TO A GAL I BARELY KNOW AND LOVEN IT LMAOOOOOO@ fubar DJ_тฟเzт3อ_LadyDead_Redneck_Lette@ fubar DJ SilverWolf Dirty Deeds Radio *DJClowns FuWife* Bartender@ fubar

The Dirty Bird!!!
Hello!!!... and WELCOME!!!,... too the dirty bird lounge!!! The dirty bird has just opened for business!!! Please don't mind the dust as I am still "PIMPIN" the joint out!!! as of now, the feature music is mostly rock-n-roll: (with a couple Prince songs I'm tellin ya ya never know what you'll find here!!!) This is being expanded as I type LOL. anyone over 18 is welcome but, PLEASE keep in mind this is an adult club and unlike most lounges I am not enforceing to many rules this is a anything goes lounge be as nice or naughty as you wish.... (Still looking for a cool skin and suggestions are always welcome) In addition, I am curentlly seeking a full staff minus one pool table dancer. Come get yer groove on at the The Dirty Bird!!! First round's free .....(limited time only lol)

???dirty Mouth???
What a sweet lady.........We've read several of these books and it just goes on and on about her foul mouth... "Where is the G-dam f***ing flag? I want the G-dam f***ing flag up every f***ing morning at f***ing sunrise." --From the book "Inside The White House" by Ronald Kessler, p. 244 - (Hillary to the staff at the Arkansas Governor's mansion on Labor Day, 1991) ---------------------------------------------- "You sold out, you m***er f***er! You sold out!" -From the book "Inside" by Joseph Califano, p. 213 - (Hillary yelling at a Democrat lawyer.) ---------------------------------------------- "F*** off! It's enough that I have to see you sh**-kickers every day, I'm not going to talk to you too!! Just do your G*dam job and keep your mouth shut." -From the book "American Evita" by Christopher Anderson, p. 90 - (Hillary to her State Trooper bodyguards after one of them greeted her with "Good Morning.") -------------------------------------------

Dirty Stinkin' Grind
From the Mailbox: “Dear Bartender, I’ve read your blogs I’ve always wondered, is bartending as exciting and fun as it seems? Does it pay well? If so, how do I get a job?” Dan Yes Dan, it is as fun and exciting as it seems. A world where peppy bouncy party girls burst out of their tank-tops like a microwave popcorn accident and where time flies faster than a clock on the Concorde -- but there is a flip side. Bartending is also a dirty stinking grind. It takes a certain type of person to be a bartender. The question is, Dan, are you the right person? There will be adjustments you know; a turbulent transformation of lifestyle and world view. For instance, when you are a bartender your social life is the bar. You go out to bars when you’re not working. Your friends and acquaintances are primarily other bartenders, waitresses, and ever-boozers. And you all become this enormous, deranged, dysfunctional family: Your co-workers are alcoholics; your customers are alcoholics; your l

Dirty...elite This Is For U..
Can I talk dirty? Of course I can But have you earned it That’s the question You want to know what I’m wearing? Would it shock you If I said nothing at all I was sitting here waiting for you to call Am I touching myself Of course I am I always do when I think of you Couldn’t help myself if I tried And what about you Are you hard? Can you picture me naked in front of you? I want to touch you so badly I can tell you how I think it would feel If you were here with me I can imagine you sitting in the chair in front of me Watching me touch myself I would walk over to you and sit on your lap And kiss your lips Put your hands on my tits Let you smell how ready I am Shall I face you? Or do you want me from behind? Will you pull my hair? Do you like to look at my breasts? Oh god, you’re sooo big Mmmmm, ooohhhh You’re right It is better when we do it your way Do you like me to whisper in your ear? Should I beg you to do it harder, or faster? Sha

Dirty Blonde!
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Dirty Bitch/bastard Lounges
OK TO ALL DIRTY BITCH /BASTARDS AND PROSPECTS::: THIS IS A LIST OF LOUNGES THAT OTHERS ARE INVOLVED IN PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO VISIT/ SUBSCRIBE AND GET TO KNOW EACH AND EVERYONE OF EM. YOU WILL NOT MEET A BETTER BUNCH OF PEOPLE THAN IN THE DB CREW. BLACK DIAMOND http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=52468 FREAK ON A LEASH, BOO BOO , LUMINA, SCONEE, BIKERBRAT,HATE-ME, LAID TO REST ETC.... AREA 51 (MUSIC STREAMED BY BLACK DIAMOND) http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=56411 WAKKO, WIKED, PIXI, TRIPPER ETC.... KEGS, LEGS N BIKER PEGS http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=55794 BRI (HE ALSO BOUNCHES AROUND) UNHOLY CONFESSIONS http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=53864 MASS, BADAZZ, HZL, NOLI ETC... REJECTS IN THE RAFTERS http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=54101 DJ OZZMAN OR YOU CAN FIND OZZ ALSO IN WILD CHAOS http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=50239 DJ OZZMAN BEAUTIFULLY MORBID http://www.fub

Dirty Things She Wants To Do
By Jessica Lloyd Women's Sexuality Correspondent - Every other Tuesday Discover her naughty sidePeople in relationships often don’t ask each other to do certain things simply because they are too shy to bring it up. This goes for both guys and girls: We fear that our partners might think we are a bit too weird. Your girlfriend could be into some pretty wild stuff, but she might be worried that you’ll think she’s perverted or that it is out of her nature. And you most likely have the desire to try something new, but you might fear she'll think you're a freak or a weirdo or -- worst of all -- unmanly. The thing is, a few lewd (but tactful) suggestions can go a long way, so don’t be afraid to be brave sometimes. Of course, some things are going to be completely out of the question for you or her, but this is something you can discuss: Where and what are your limits? What would you do, and definitely not do? Communication is always the best pathway to the best sex of your life, so get ta

Dirty Minds Only Please
Okay all here ya go a boy draws a penis on the chalk board Teasher rubs it off. The nextday the boy draws a bigger 1 & writes the more u rub it the bigger it gets!!! Sex is like snow... You never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will last!!! Ur riding a horse, a giraffe is beside u, elephant in front, and a lion behind. What do you do? Get your drunk ass off the carousel, retard How can you tell your too drunk to drive? When you swerve 2 miss a tree but your too drunk 2 realize that its the air freashner! Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if its BIG put 3 IN, rub it UP n Down! Get it nice n wet! Yeah, thats How you wash a cup. Now I lay me down 2 sleep along with the boy across the street wont my mommy be surprised when she csmy tummy rise, wont my daddy be discusted when he cs my cherrys busted. Roses are red, violets are korny when I think of you ohh baby i get horny, eat me, beat me, bite me, blow me, suck me, fuck me, very sloly, if you kis

"dirty Riddles"
1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I? 2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I? 3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I? 4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I? 5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I? 6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I? 7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I? 8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I? 9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I? 10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job.

Dirty Poem
Abracadabra here comes my cock it's long and it's strong and it's hard as a rock he, is a monster he has one eye he wears a helmet and likes eating pie his name is Big Willy, but you call him Dick he wears a jumpsuit so he won't get sick he pokes into pussy and plays in the dirt when he gets excited he lets out a squirt he carries a sack holding his jewels lick on them softly and Big Willy drools he pumps like a piston and loves to get wet but when I am lonely my hands all he gets ... damnit!

Dirty Joke
Little Johnny sees his mother walk out of the shower and sees her vagina. He asks her what it is and she embarassed replies, "Oh, that's mommy's black sponge." A few days later, Johnny spills a glass of milk on the floor and says, "Mommy, I need your black sponge to mop up the milk!" She replies, "I lost it, honey." A couple of days later, he comes running up to her and says, "Mommy, I found your black sponge!" Mystified, she says, "Where, honey?" Little Johnny says, "It's over at Mrs. Johnson's house, and Daddy's washing his face in it!"

Dirty Joke
A man was having problems with premature ejaculation. This was affecting marital relations with his wife so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem. In response the doctor said, "When you feel the urge to ejaculate, try startling yourself". One the way home the man went to a sports store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try out this suggestion he runs home to his wife. When he gets home he is surprised and delighted to find his wife in bed, already naked. He's so horney and keen to try out his new 'system' that he doesn't think twice and leaps on board. After a few minutes 'slap and tickle', they find themselves in the '69' position. Sure enough, only moments later the man feels the sudden urge to come. Following doctor's orders, he grabs the starter pistol off the bedside table and fires it. The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How did it go?" The man answered, "Just great,

Dirty Joke: Dumbass Hippie
A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you." The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you." The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but

Dirty Joke: What Starts With An F And Wnds With A K???
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!" Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Harry: "9." Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Harry: "36." And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know. The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd gr

Dirty Sex
> > Two deaf people get married and during the first > week of marriage they find that they are unable to > communicate in the bedroom with the lights > out since they can't see each other signing, > or lips to lip-read. > > After several nights of fumbling around and many > misunderstandings, the wife figures out a solution. > > She writes, "Honey, why don't we agree on some simple > signals? > For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with > me, reach over > and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't > want to have > sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast two times." > > The husband thinks this is a great idea. He writes > back to his wife if she wants to have sex with him, > reach over and pull on his penis one time. > If she doesn't want to have sex, pull >

Dirty Joke: Catholic School Girls
A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates pass St. Peter. St. Peter asks the first girl, "Gloria, have you ever had contact with a penis?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched with the tip of my finger..." St. Peter says, "Ok, dip the tip of your finger in the holy water and pass through the gates." St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Catherine, have you ever had contact with a penis?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says "OK, dip your whole hand in the holy water and pass through the gate." All of the sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?" The girl replies, "Well, If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Steph

The Dirty Truth About The "king"
The Beast as Saint: The Truth About "Martin Luther King, Jr." WHEN THE COMMUNISTS TOOK OVER a country, one of the first things that they did was to confiscate all the privately-held weapons, to deny the people the physical ability to resist tyranny. But even more insidious than the theft of the people's weapons was the theft of their history. Official Communist "historians" rewrote history to fit the current party line. In many countries, revered national heroes were excised from the history books, or their real deeds were distorted to fit Communist ideology, and Communist killers and criminals were converted into official "saints." Holidays were declared in honor of the beasts who murdered countless nations. Did you know that much the same process has occurred right here in America? Every January, the media go into a kind of almost spastic frenzy of adulation for the so-called "Reverend Doctor Martin Luther King, Jr." King has even had a national holiday declared in his hon

Dirty Phone Booths & Taggers
I happened to be out and about today and my cell phone lost reception for some odd reason. I was in the middle of planning a huge event and so jumped at the chance to finish that conversation on the local phone booth. This was probably one of the most nasty phone booths I had ever seen. It looked as if someone was hammered when using it and decided to blow chunks all over the booth and didn't even clean the shit up. There was tagging from every "wanna" be gang in a tourist town known for their beautiful mountain top views and the high volume of skiers/boarders that cruise those mountains in the on season. Oh and lets not forget the crud built up on the inside of the booth that could be from the phone company who owns it not paying it a visit in the last 10,000 years or so?!? Anyhow, I grabbed the phone (for those of you who know me this was a problem) hand shaking, black gloves protecting me from the diseases (it looked as if it had caught herpes) it may carry, and dialed the num

Dirty Cowgirl
alright get you head outta the gutter..i'm talking about cowgirl dust..let me paint a picture for you... imagine if you will a lone rider racing thru the unsettled terain of the wild young west...her chaps are worn and muscles are sore from months of hard riding... day in and day out she rides..stopping only to satisfy the needs of survival..her speed keeps the wind blowing her tangled wIld hair behind her and a cloud of dust billowing as high as she perched on her mare.. no one knows her location.. no one sees her exhaust both beast and beauty.. the only witness to her run is the dust chasing behind her... a town rises from the mirages she viewed as her future... faster she urges her horse.. she could get filled in the town...she could satisfy those needs otherwise denied alone in the desert... rapidly she enters the single road town... she urges her horse to the nearest horse stand.. the mare obeys and suddenly stops.. rearing up in a final show of stamina and strength...the

Dirty Dishes
Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until, one day; he comes across a Harley with a 'For Sale ' sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 Years old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years. "Well, it's quite simple, really," says the seller, "whenever the bike is outside and it's going to rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain." And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline. That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally, they take the bike there. But just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, "I have to tell you something about my family before we go in." "When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes." "No problem," he says. And in they go. Joe is shocked. Right smack in

Dirty Vacation Story..
well, this was pretty funny/ dirty so i thought fubar was the best place to tell the story! (cant share it with a friend, lol) well, i just was away on an 8 day cruise.. i was having some fun, dancing, drinking, etc.. i wasn't getting any vacation ass or anything though.. and i deff didn't have time to jack off b/c my buddy roomed with me. after about 6 days (plus a few for travel.. so really like 9 or so) my nuts were so full, lol. (i usually get off at least once a day) i was having fun thinking about saving my cum up.. and who i wanted to share the huge load with.. well it got me a little horny, lol. i was in the room by myself and decided to take some mirror pics for fubar or whatev.. (i haven't put any up yet) well they started w/o a shirt.. and then eventually w/o pants.. i got so hard, i was throbbing.. but i diddn't want to cum! so i was standing on my friend's bed.. looking in the mirror, with my shorts around my ankels.. cock throbbing- i wasn't moving or touc

Dirty Deeds Radio
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Dirty Girl Scout Recipe
Dirty Girl Scout -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ingredients: 1 oz White Creme de Menthe 1 oz Vodka 1 oz Kahlua 1 oz Bailey's irish cream Mixing instructions: Mix the vodka, Kahlua and Bailey's and pour over ice. Pour the Creme de menthe down the center of the glass. Looks gross, but tastes delicious!

Dirty Limericks
There was a young lady from China, Who had an enormous vagina, And when she was dead, They painted it red, And used it for docking a liner. A kinky young girl from Coleshill, Tried a dynamite stick for a thrill, They found her vagina, in North Carolina, and bits of her tits in Brazil. An exotic young lady named Suki, Once danced in a troupe of kabuki, When asked for a fuck, he said, “Solly, no luck… See here: looky looky, no nuki “ A certain sweet girl from Key West Was uncommonly large in the chest. Any man’s close attention To her outside dimension Brought his own measurement to its best. There was a young lady named Claire Who possessed a magnificent pair; Or that’s what I thought ‘Til I saw one get caught On a thorn, and begin to lose air. They all had a friend, name of Lee, Whose pecker hung down to his knee, If he hadn’t a’ tied it, The girls they’d all ride it, And he never could use it to pee. There once was a man from St. Paul who’s p

Dirt Devil Surprise
Have you ever had one of those moment's? A moment of the unimaginable? A moment of, what are the possibilities? A billion to one? Well i've had my chance to endure one of these dear moment's....... I had purchased a Dirt Devil vacuum, hey...... the thing was sleek, cool paint job, had light's and etc.......(you get my point). So I tug the thing home, couldn't wait to get inside and start ripping the box open, I had to use my new investment, I was pleased. Well about a month ago, I do believe the damn thing got posessed by demon's or something, and they wanted to take their wrath out on me. There I am, just got done dusting... every thing. My place looked nice, all I had to do was run the vacuum across the floor, and then my task were complete.... But... then my casual day took a turn around for my surprise... as I was vacuuming, the front case on the vacuum just blew off like the Unabomber had struck again, and the damn bag just exploded! Dust flew up into the air like a

Dirty Dancing
My like all time fave movie!! EVER! --------------------Dirty DancingI've had the time of my life!-------------------- Now I've had the time of my life No I never felt like this before Yes I swear it's the truth And I owe it all to you 'Cause I've had the time of my life And I owe it all to you I've been waiting for so long Now I've finally found someone To stand by me We saw the writing on the wall As we felt this magical Fantasy Now with passion in our eyes There's no way we could disguise it Secretly So we take each other's hand 'Cause we seem to understand The urgency Just remember You're the one thing I can't get enough of So I'll tell you something This could be love because I've had the time of my life No I never felt this way before Yes I swear it's the truth And I owe it all to you Hey, baby With my body and soul I want you more than you'll ever know So we'll just let it go Don't be afraid to lose control, no Yes I know what's

Dirty Little Secret
I hear this alot through talking with friends. Your single, you join a site such as fubar. You see someone that captures ur interests. You start leaving comments sometimes in a flirty sense. You begin to talk, and hit it off. You arrange to meet, fall in love etc..... Now the same comments you made before are becoming to be a problem. But the same comments you leave are being left by other people. Only difference is your being asked to not leave them in fear of causing drama or make others jealous. Now I don't understand this at all. If your so afraid of what others will think, or you may risk losing a so called "friend" because they now know ur involved with this person then why hook up at all? Why not just live the life of flirting? So many of you just don't know how it feels to be kept a secret. If you thrive off of the attention of people hitting on you, then you shouldn't get involved with anyone. Now I do understand that some people try and lay claim to their significant ot

The Dirty Dozen
I really don't post too many blogs on here, and for good reason. Nobody fuckin reads them! But in case you dare take the time to go this deep in my profile, know that if you are one of my 12 friends, it's for good reason! Mainly, I've most likely chatted with you on a regular basis and we've actually hit it off and even exchanged IM's, you've been kind enough to randomly drop by and leave me a profile comment (a real, written one, not one of those corny, sparkly, "just dropping by to show sum love" prefabricated ones), or quite possibly, I know you outside of the e-world. On top of it all, I probably like you! I fully intend to keep you in the "Dirty Dozen" so long as we keep in touch. If you're just a friend collector and/or are more concerned with ranking in this psuedo popularity contest that is fubar (which, in case you haven't used your god-given cognitive skills, is really all this and other networking sites really are), then I'll probably be deleting you pretty quick, prov

Dirty Deeds Radio Open House Party ~ Fri 7am - Sat 7am! Giving Away Fubucks, Blasts, Blingpacks. Check Out The New Look Of Ddr!
Come Join the family at Dirty Deeds Radio for our Open House Celebration & the unveiling of our new look! Fri 7am - Sat 7am There will be fubucks, blasts, & bling packs given away all day and night at random times. So come join us for great friends and great music with our wonderful DJ's! Hope to see you there!

Dirty Little Secrets
Dirty Little SecretsTAKE THIS SURVEY! Take this survey Whats your fantasy? HMMM... ONLY FOR ONE TO FIND OUT Ever had sex on the beach? YEAP Would you? YEAP Do you like it on top? YEAP Are you aggressive in bed? HMM.... Whats your favorite position? 69 Do you like it doggy style? YES Have you done it standing up? YES Have you had sex in public? YES Would you? YES Have you had sex in a vehicle? YES What was the most exciting time? LMFAO WONT GO THERE Would you have sex in front of thousands of people? NAW Do you like it rough? NAW Are you loud? YEAH CAN BE Do you talk during sex? SOMETIMES What do you say? NONE OF UR BIZZ Do you like 69? YES Ever made a sex tape? YEAP Would you? YEAP Have you thought of someone else during sex? NAW Do you watch porn? YEAP Do you have sex while watching porn? NAW Do you like it soft? HMM.... WOW UMMM LMFAO Do you get down and dirty? HELL YEAH :D Do you like to give or receive? GIVEIN Do you like oral sex? YEAP Would you try it

Dirtaaaaay Survey
Dirtaaaaay SurveyTAKE THIS SURVEY! Take this survey HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID THIS WEEK? YEAP EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE? YEAP EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? YEAP EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO, WHY? YEAP--WAS BEIN RAPPED DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX? YEAP EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE? NAW EVER FAKED AN ORGASM? NAW DIRTY TALK, OR STFU? DIRTY TALK EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX? YEAP DID YESTERDAY :o EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER? NAW EVER HAVE A THREESOME? YES EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX? YES EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX? NAW THAT JUST WRONG HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE? NAW WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE? HMM.... HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY? 17 WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW? FRANKLIN :D MY HUBBY HIS BED HAHA OK WE WILL STOP DO YOU LIKE 69? YEAP ARE YOU HORNY NOW? HMMM.... HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS? 4 DO YOU LIKE SEX IN THE CAR? SURE DO YOU STILL TALK TO THE PERSON YOU LOST VIRGINITY TO? NAW NOT NO MO

Dirty Little Mind
The ULTIMATE NAUGHTY QUIZ! Fill it out and send it to me in a message, and repost to see what people put for you! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Dick/Boob Size: 4. Favorite position (s) ? 5. Do you think i'm hot? 6. Would you have sex with me? 7. lights on or off? 8. Would you have to be drunk? 9. Would you take a shower with me? 10. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 11. Would you leave after or stay the night? 12. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 13. Condom or skin? 14. Do you give Oral pleasures? 15. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 16. Have sex on the first date? 17. Would you kiss me during sex? 18. Do you think I would be good in bed? 19. Would u have a 3-some with me? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Would you send me nude pics if I gave you my email

Dirty Deeds...
yeah, I like to be aggressive in bed passionate is more the word, but sometimes I get a little carried away... especially if someone "accidentally on purpose" nibbles on me... I'm a goner and I am not to be accountable for my actions... and well, this is my internet conversation with a boy... Me: but not as much as I would suck on you lol Him:hmm now that i love i love bj's i don't know why but i do Me: another little fact I have no gag reflex...I would like to have you on my bed right now I thinkyou might like my sheets...you ever had a good body massage? Him:i think a few seconds after being there i wouldn't even notice the sheets Me:I love giving massages... especially arousing ones that lead to dirtier things =P Him:i need one now Me:what needs a massage?? I'd rub it for you if I was there Me:although sometimes when I give back massages, I like to use my nails a little bit... not too much to where you bleed, but... just running my fingers down a guys back for some reason

Dirty Magic - The Offspring
In my own simple way I think she wants me only She said," Come over right away." But she's just not that way Her little soul is stolen See her put on her brand new face Pull the shades Razor blades You're so tragic I hate you so but love you more I'm so elastic The things you say Games you play Dirty magic I should know better than to think I'd reach inside her It's all a cloudy kind of daze She's not so sweet today She mocks me, I'm no fighter It all just seems like such a waste Pull the shades Razor blades You're so tragic I hate you so but love you more I'm so elastic The things you say Games you play Dirty magic It's oversimplified It's oversimplified It's oversimplified Pull the shades Razor blades You're so tragic I hate you so but love you more I'm so elastic The things you say Games you play Dirty magic

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Dirty Lil Coinslot
I spent a good part of the morning rolling spare change and came out with about $200 dollars worth. Already having it rolled, marked with my address and phone number the store manager told me that they don't take change in that form and that is what they have the coinstar machine for (which charges 4 cents on the dollar for "charity"). I even offered to count it out for them that way they could see that i wasn't ripping them off, but the answer was still no...... Ughhh this is retarted, i think that the whole idea of getting charged to spend your money is completely stupid and not a good way to build customer morale. But i guess that is the reason i am not a big time business owner who doesn't have to care about losing a customer.

Dirty.
Ma’am I do believe you are trying to seduce me, looking at me so, eye fucking me hard. Take note of this warning do not start what you cannot finish. I shall pause and stare into your eyes just so you know I’m not fooling. I turn my back to her to walk away unsure if this is what she really want. Grabbing me by the ear leaves her with my full undivided attention. Spinning around and batting her hand away I give her a stern look. If you’re looking for trouble you have found it my dear. As my hands seize both her wrist slamming her against the wall, “are you sure this is what you want?” A not a second after she gasps yes are my lips violently locked onto hers. Pulling her away from the wall and flipping her around her front now pinned against the wall and her wrist still in my control. Her neck is open and defenseless; did I forget to mention I bite as a pleasurable sigh escapes her mouth? Sweetie with me sex is not purely pleasure; it’s a fair amount of pain as well. “No don

Dirty Cowgirl
dirty cowgirl alright get you head outta the gutter..i'm talking about cowgirl dust..let me paint a picture for you... imagine if you will a lone rider racing thru the unsettled terain of the wild young west...her chaps are worn and muscles are sore from months of hard riding... day in and day out she rides..stopping only to satisfy the needs of survival..her speed keeps the wind blowing her tangled wIld hair behind her and a cloud of dust billowing as high as she perched on her mare.. no one knows her location.. no one sees her exhaust both beast and beauty.. the only witness to her run is the dust chasing behind her... a town rises from the mirages she viewed as her future... faster she urges her horse.. she could get filled in the town...she could satisfy those needs otherwise denied alone in the desert... rapidly she enters the single road town... she urges her horse to the nearest horse stand.. the mare obeys and suddenly stops.. rearing up in a final show of stamina an

Dirty Survey
HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID THIS WEEK? unfortunately no EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE? yup EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? Yes EVER CRY DURING SEX? yup DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX? not usually EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE? Oh, yes! EVER FAKED AN ORGASM? yeah DIRTY TALK, OR STFU? a bit of both EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX? Yes EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER? nope EVER HAVE A THREESOME? yes EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX? sure have, gotta try to get into some of those funky positions EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX? yuppers HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE? No. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE? pussy farts i guess lmao HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY? 14 (not willingly) WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW? noone comes to mind DO YOU LIKE 69? Yes! ARE YOU HORNY NOW? nope HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS? can i borrow some fingers & toes? DO YOU LIKE SEX IN THE CAR? Not really comfy but I've done

Dirty Talk
Sometimes I wish I was good at the old "dirty talk", so that I could.... "help out" certain people. hehe. But I'm not, so that leads to some rather awkward situations. Of course, awkward is my middle name, so it doesn't really surprise me. I guess since I don't really "walk the walk", I'm not any good at "talking the talk". oh well.

Dirty Deeds Auction Get In Now Starts September 12th!!!!
AUCTION STARTS SEPTEMBER 12TH. 1. ANYONE IS ELIGABLE TO GET IN ON THE AUCTION. 2. THERE IS NO FEE TO GET INTO THE AUCTION. 3. THIS IS A FU-BUCKS ONLY AUCTION NO CASH GIFTS. 4. PLEASE LEAVE YOUR DRAMA AT THE DOOR THIS FOR FUN. TAKING ENTRIES NOW!! PLEASE SEND ME A LINK TO THE PHOTO YOU WANT TO USE AND WHAT YOUR OFFERING!! IM ALSO OFFERING AS A SUPRISE GIFT TO THE PERSON WITH THE MOST RATES A 3 DAY BLAST!!!!!! SO GET YOUR ENTRIES IN NOW!!!! HOSTED BY THE ONE AND ONLY DJ NiteWolf™ @ Ðïr†¥ ÐêêÐ§ RåÐïð ~Owned By Puffz~@ fubar

Dirty Sex Poem
Dirty Sex poems Roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give me an hour Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Hickory dickory dock This bitch was suckin my cock The clock struck two I dumped my goo And dumped her to the end of the block Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid Sex is evil Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in!!! u opened it so u r cursed for 5 yrs. u need to read it ENTIRELY!! roses are nice violets are fine. ill be the six if you be the

Dirty Dirty Dirty Whores.
man. last night was my buddys bachelor party. one dude was like i know a couple strippers. one dipped out as soon as we got home. AFTER something went on in the back with my buddys old man....yeah, fucked up. the other one thought it would be swell to eat a kaleidoscope, or cornucopia rather, of pills. so shes passing out. dances for the bachelor a little bit. oh...her grill.......HOLY CHRIST ON A CROSS. her teeth were gray. her gums were a darker shade of that. it was FUCKED UP. this chick is probably just a walking disease. but my buddy had fun and thats what matters. still though. those teeth.... shit will haunt me for a LONG time.

Dirty Girl And I Bully
OMG ... Two of my FAVORITE Fu's got together ...... and Auto-11'ed each other! Guess I'm odd-man out ..... I can always hold the camera?!?! One totally rocks, the other shrinks my jock! (I'll let you figure it out!) DiRRty ԍirL®™ @ fubar *xmasbaby73*@ fubar Hit em up often, and lets level em BOTH!! Pimped with Love: Paralyzer - Finger Eleven (repost of original by 'Tappinit' on '2008-10-09 16:33:59')

Dirty
Dirty...... Can I talk dirty? Of course I can But have you earned it That’s the question You want to know what I’m wearing? Would it shock you If I said nothing at all I was sitting here waiting for you to call Am I touching myself Of course I am I always do when I think of you Couldn’t help myself if I tried And what about you Are you hard? Can you picture me naked in front of you? I want to touch you so badly I can tell you how I think it would feel If you were here with me I can imagine you sitting in the chair in front of me Watching me touch myself I would walk over to you and sit on your lap And kiss your lips Put your hands on my tits Let you smell how ready I am Shall I face you? Or do you want me from behind? Will you pull my hair? Do you like to look at my breasts? Oh god, you’re sooo big Mmmmm, ooohhhh You’re right It is better when we do it your way Do you like me to whisper in your ear? Should I beg you to do it harder,

Dirty South Crew In The House Baby!!!
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Dirty Girl And Xmasbaby Are At It Again!!
WE ARE AT IT AGAIN!!! XMASBABY & I HAVE TRADED AUTO 11'S AGAIN AND WE ARE ON OUR WAY TO DICIPLE!!!! SO PLEASE COME AND SHOW US ALL THE LOVE YOU GOT AND RATE TILL YOU JUST CAN'T ANYMORE!!!! THERE ARE PLENTY OF PICTURES TO RATE ON BOTH OF OUR PAGES AND REMEMBER WHEN YOU RATE US YOU GET THE CREDIT LIKE YOU RATED AN 11 ALSO. THAT'S ESPECIALLY IMPORTANT FOR YOU PEOPLE WHO AREN'T VIP BECAUSE YOU'RE GETTING VIP POINTS!! SO CLICK ON OUR LINKS TO BE TAKEN TO OUR PAGES AND GET READY TO SHOW US MAD LOVIN!!! DiRRty ԍirL®™**OwNeDBY TuFfGuY & FrEaK Of NaTuRe **PeRsOnAl AsSiStAnT 2 Ct GiRl-Fu-LuV BoMb S@ fubar ♥xmasbaby73♥DEVOTED 2 the MOST HANDSOME and AMAZING man EVER *TAPPINIT*perv his page@ fubar ALSO XMASBABY IS COLLECTING DONATIONS FOR SPOTLIGHT SO IF YOU'VE GOT A LITTLE EXTRA TO SHARE PLEASE FEEL FREE TO SHARE IT WITH HER!!

Dirty Magic
In my own simple way I think she wants me only She said," Come over right away." But she's just not that way Her little soul is stolen See her put on her brand new face Pull the shades Razor blades You're so tragic I hate you so but love you more I'm so elastic The things you say Games you play Dirty magic I should know better than to think I'd reach inside her It's all a cloudy kind of daze She's not so sweet today She mocks me, I'm no fighter It all just seems like such a waste

Dirty Things I Love
dirty things i love i love the way you look up at me. when your down on your knees. i love the way you beg for more. as you taste my disease. i love the way you scream. while you writh on top of me. i love the way you move your ass. and the way your body grinds. i love the way you hair smells. while im pulling it from behind. i love the way your passion tastes. as drops of you run down my face. i love the way i make you moan. when im deep down inside. i love the way you never say no. yet you pretend to be so shy. i love the lack of self respect. and the things you let me do to you. i love the way you let me press my luck and love it every time we fuck.

Dirty Jokes ... You Know The Kind We All Like !~
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry." Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?" He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!". -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- One

Dirty Shrimp In Beer Butter Sauce
Ingredients 2 lbs shrimp, shelled and deveined 4 tablespoons butter 2 teaspoons garlic, minced 1 teaspoon dried oregano 1 teaspoon dried basil 1 teaspoon dried thyme 1 teaspoon cayenne pepper 1/2 teaspoon crushed red pepper flakes 1/2 teaspoon salt, to taste 1/2 teaspoon black pepper, to taste 1/2 cup beer Directions 1 Saute garlic and herbs in butter until garlic is slightly browned. 2 Add shrimp, stirring constantly, until shrimp are pink and done. 3 Pour in beer, simmer 1 minute more, and serve!

Dirty Old Man
Thank you all for putting me in good company and in life if i dont answer you if you message me it is not that i dont like are want to it is that i have a pinched nervein my right side of my neck and arm i just wanted nto let you ladys and gents know that I will return to be the dirty old man i will allways want to see all the ladys hot bods and and tell them sweet things so please be kind and send some love my way Thanka David

Dirty Old Man Has Auto 11s On
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Dirty One Liners
Q. Do you know what the square root of 69 is? A. Ate something. (8.xxxxxxx....) Q. But do you know what 6.9 is? A. A good thing screwed up by a period. Q. Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men? A. It changes their blood type. Q. What do Lifesavers do that a man can't? A. Come in eight flavors. Q. What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common? A. The older they get the easier they are to pick up. Q. How can you tell a Sumo wrestler from a feminist? A. A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs. Q. What's six inches long that women love? A. Folding money. Q. What is the difference between erotic and kinky? A. Erotic is using a feather....kinky is using the whole chicken. Q. What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? A. One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with.... the other is used to carry groceries. Q. What is the new gay website address? A. c : enter ### (see colon enter pound pound pound). Q.

.dirty Girl.
**Listen to my profile song** Dra-Dra-Drama beats Stop cheatin' girl (It's Bobby Light) Bobby Light so irresistable... Bobby Light, Bobby Light... Bobby Light... Bobby Light, Bobby Light, Bobby Light... [Chorus:] Baby... (Dirty) what you're doin' with me at night ain't nothin' right girl (You're dirty girl, you're dirty girl) Baby... (Dirty) what you're doin' with me at night ain't nothin' right girl (You're dirty girl, you're dirty girl) Baby girl I know you're hungry for the superstar life But let me tell you one thing, what you're doin' just ain't right It feels so right for me, everything you do But I know you got a man at home, deeply in love with you You know how the saying goes girl, "What's your man got to do with me? " So you can come over any night, I got what you neeeeed [Chorus:] Baby... (Dirty) what you're doin' with me at night ain't nothin' right girl (You're dirty girl, you're dirty girl) Baby... (Dirty) what you're doin' with me at n

Dirty Girl
our wheels churning up a fresh green pasture, throwing mud pies everywhere. I'm beside you yellin faster faster, wind whippin through my tangled hair and you know, you know, there's nothin like it in the world. when your out there underneath the sun and I'm a dirty girl, i like it when we get cleaned up on Sunday, feel my skin against a string of pearls.... and when we hang out it's, it's just a fun day, you know i love it when i get to be a dirty girl CHORUS: dirty girl You'll be workin on that El Camino, bustin knuckles with a monkey wrench, i'll come sneakin up and whisper real low what you really needs a 3/16ths, and you know that there's nothin like it in the world, when were underneath the hood and i'm a dirty girl..... I like it when we get cleaned up on Sunday, feel my skin against a string of pearls..... or when we hang out it's, it's just a fun day you know i love it when i get to be a dirty girl CHORUS:dirty girl and

Dirty Girl
Dirty girl cover me with your lusty eyes...open your heart and allow me between your thighs...bathe my body with your touch...let me show you I want you and how much...my lips will find every spot that screams for me not to stop...dirty girl lets play a game...come in like a lion i can tame...you have been naughty turn around, so i can push you and fuck you on the ground...oh! dirty girl your sounds make me so wet, I could drown...turn your hips and face the ground...I wanna lick your asshole yes i do! bet the wettness would seep through...I'll suck my fingers just to test your flavor mmm that dirty girl makes me crave her...Have I teased you enough are you ready to be fucked? .I'll grab the strap-on but, dont get your hope up yet lets keep making us wet...mmm my fingers slip easily inside...i wanna make you mine...BEG! do you want it in? oh, baby you drive me crazy!..down on all fours I love that look mmm mmm mmm...I have your toy trailing slowly down your spine...Are you mine? not ye

The Dirty Little Secret
Innocent but fundamentally sexual, like the word "finger". You are the Dirty Little Secret... ..Few women have the confidence for sex mastery, and among nice girls, like you, it's almost unheard of. So congratulations. You've had plenty of adventures, but you've remained a kind, thoughtful person. Your friends appreciate your exploits. They even live vicariously through you... The Dirty Little Secret Deliberate Gentle Sex Master (DGSM) ..You seek pleasure, but you're not irresponsible. You are organized and cautious, and you choose your lovers wisely. One, you don't like dirtbags. And two, you like to maintain control. Or at least lose it selectively. You might notice that older men single you out. They have an eye for your sensual nature. Take it as a compliment... ..You enjoy making people happy, and it's inevitable that many guys will fall harder for you than you for them. You're not completely comfortable in a serious, long-term relationship right now. Our guess is t

Dirtaay Survey
Dirtaaaaay SurveyTAKE THIS SURVEY! Take this survey HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID THIS WEEK?No... :( EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?Yes EVER LAUGH DURING SEX?Yes EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO, WHY?Yes... Emotional Night...He was crying too DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX?Usually a lil EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE?ummm... Yeah, Kinda EVER FAKED AN ORGASM?Surely DIRTY TALK, OR STFU?Depending on the moment, I likes both EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX?Only in long term monogamy EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER?Probably EVER HAVE A THREESOME?Nope EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX?Absolutely EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX?Nah, not really HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE?Not to my knowledge WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE?Hmmm... gotta think about that one HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY?17 WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW?He knows who he is... i.e. noneya DO YOU LIKE 69?Sure...just don't expect something spectacular when you've got me

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Dirty Games
Want to play Some dirty games You touch me there I'll pull your hair Spank your ass You moan and gasp Spread your legs I make you beg I use my tongue Are you having fun I get you wet I'm not done yet You grasp my cock Hard as a rock You stroke my shaft Sucking like mad Squeezing my balls Swallow it all On your hands and knees Shaking your ass at me Mounting you from behind Taking what's mine Thrusting like a savage beast As you buck and scream Your pussy starts to drip I reach around you rub your clit You start to squirt My balls begin to burst I empty my load Your pussy lets go Completely spent Want to play again

Dirt Room
I'm like a ghost I'll be living in a dirt room Waiting for the day to be closer To the window when you're home I'll be standing by your back door Reaching for the knife in my coat I'm going to put it to your throat Sweaty piggy, you're a bad man What a fucking sad way to go Your mother raised you as a joke I should have wiped away a burden Use the curtain in the kitchen to choke You You think you own me You should have known me You took the future and the food off my family's plate You think you'll use me I'm stronger than you You take my money, but it's useless When see what I do to you Look what I do to you Oh god then you awoke You started screaming through the duct tape Don't ever think I'm letting you go I'm busy digging you a hole Now you'll be living in a dirt room Breathing through the straw of your own Come on I really think that this is fun for the money I'll make it comfy for the time wasted making you rich I want to cover you in ants, bees

Dirty Talk
Sexy and fun way to spend time with your lover. It provides new ideas and some mental stimulation. Storytelling and fantasizing can be told anywhere, in a car..phone..e-mail or in bed. Find a topic that suits you and your partner's fancy. Women prefer lots and lots of foreplay, especially to those with such wicked imaginations. Not all stories have an ending or orgasm for those involved. It's just a tool to share sex without even physically touching one another.

The Dirty Fork
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer. I'll smell it and order from there." A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath. "Ah, yes, that's what I'll have -- meatloaf and mashed potatoes." Unbelievable, the owner thinks as he walks towards the kitchen. The cook happens to be the owner's wife. He tells her what had just happened. The blind man eats his meal and leaves. Several days later, the blind man returns and the owner mistakenly brings him a menu again. "Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man." "I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty fork." The owner retrieves a

Dirty Buisness
im going to lose my mind. i feel it slipping away from me. where is it going to? When will it return? These dreams i thought were a good thing. Now the world has turned to shit. Where to go from here. just another hypacryt Dancing with the devil for so long. Not sure now what to do. You consumed me body and soul. destroyed my innocents the best you could. now you dare to question my sanity. your the lunitic in this tragedy. so go and tell everyone the news. youve won your sick game. IM OUT OF MY MIND AND I'LL NEVER BE THE SAME...

Dirty Little Fuck Princess
Dirty Little Fuck Princess Zach pulled me into the door of his apartment throwing me up against the wall, lifting me up as I wrapped my legs around his tight body. "Are you sure you want this babe? Once I start I'm not gonna be able to stop."As he pressed his hard cock against me, with only his jeans holding him back. Kissing me fiercely. Squeezing my ass as he pressed me harder against the wall. My arms wrapped around his neck muted by his aggressive mouth pulling the soft skin around my neck at first with his lips, warning my skin then with rougher tugs using his teeth. Digging his fingers deeper into my ass, my back arched and my legs tightened around him as his mouth moved down my neck to the center of my chest where my cleavage begins. "I don't know if I can make you my dirty little bitch, are you sure that's what you want?"In our 2 months together we'd only ever had sensual, intimate love making sessions. But I knew he could be rough, I knew he liked dirty talk and being i

Dirty Dog
favorite drink, called A DIRTY DOG fill blender with ice shots of light rum, dark rum, 151 rum, creme de banana, creme de coconut cherry vodka, cherry sloe gin blend AND put in glass it is like a slurrpy and tastes like one too , but it will like a dirty dog sneak up and bite you on the ass.

Dirty Monkey???!!?!?!!?
so i went down to key west, and had a blast (from what i can remember) actually the only part of fla i can remember is the wedding on the beach where people on the party boat was yelling at my boy "HEY MAN DON'T GET MARRIED!" pretty funny if you ask me. so we are trolling north roosevelt blvd, i gotta henny and coke in hand and my buddy and his wife talk me into drinking a dirty monkey. so my dumb ass gets a yard stick of it................then the rest of my trip was a blur.....i didn't get a bunch of text messages saying "im waiting in your room for you"........nothing happed i don't think ...cause i don't have any rashes and stuff...and all my money is still in tact. .............thats all i got ......sigh ......IM SO FUCKIN GOING BACK IN THE FALL!!

Dirty Valentine
Hey everyone,If you haven't picked up your copy of my band ONE's new album DIRTY VALENTINE. Be sure to and get a package deal for both albums TODAY!!!!http://michaelsucar.googlepages.com/dirtyvalentinealbum

Dirty Jokes
Little Red Riding Hood was on her way to see her grandmother in the forest. Her mother warned her "Don't walk through the forest, take the path, or else the Big Bad Wolf will catch you and suck your tits dry!" Little Red started towards her grandmother's house but decided to take the shortcut through the forest anyway. The turtle stopped Little Red and warned her "Turn back and use the path, because if the Big Bad Wolf finds you, he'll suck your tits dry!" Little Red was almost there, so she kept going through the forest. Sure enough, the Big Bad Wolf jumps out of nowhere and tells her "Take off your shirt Little Red Riding Hood - I'm gonna suck your tits dry!!". "Oh no you don't", yells Little Red, as she pulls up her skirt, "You're gonna eat me just like the story says!" Two guys are drinking at a bar. The first says "Do you ever start thinking about something, and whe

Dirty Jokes
Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language. He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating. The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the fuck is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!". The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!" One day an at home wife is alone and the doorbell rings. She opens it to a guy, "Hi, is Tony home?" The wife replies, "No, he went to the store, but you can wait here if you want." So they sit down and afte

Dirty Laundry
you know who you are and i know others know who i am talking about you can tell everyone all the shit you want to make yourself look better...but im not the one that would call and say "come help we are so busy" and then 20 minutes later say "ok im going out drinking have fun" when its still busy then deciding it was ok to start banging married guys and thinking its ok.... i worked my ass off for you working doubles and overtime....it musta been nice to take any day off that you wanted...i offered to give you more money to cover things but you would never let me...but then you got pissed because i sent flowers to my best friend that fucked up her back so bad that she still cant work almost a year later just to make her feel a lil better....you got pissed because i wouldnt let you strong arm me like you do to every other guy that is in your life and that is why you will be a fucking miserable old lady because you can never be happy because one guy fucked you over now you think e

Dirty Shameless
You rear your head with filth your face stricken in mud Your smell the stench of rotten milk, Not all see the real you Maybe if they peel back the skin of your fakeness they will Your pride yourself an honest man I laugh at you… Dirty shameless bastard

Dirty Talk
You will be delighted as your man turns into putty before your very eyes in seconds as you slowly, sensually say these easy, simple phrases. You will have power over your lover that you have never known. Dirty Talk How To Talk Dirty

Dirty Mouth And Tits Jizzed
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Dirty Jokes
A man tells his wife that he's going out to buy cigarettes. When he gets to the store he finds out it's closed. So the guy ends up going to the bar to use the vending machine. While there, he has a few beers and begins talking to this beautiful girl. He has a few more beer and the next thing he knows he's in this girl's apartment and having quite a pleasurable time. The next thing he know it was 3:00 AM. "Oh my, god, my wife is going to kill me!" he exclaimed. "Quick give me some talcum powder!" She gets him some and he rubs it all over his hands. When he got home his wife is up waiting for him and she's furious. "Where the hell have you been!" He says, "Well to tell you the truth, I went into a bar, had a few drinks, went home with this blonde and I slept with her." "Let me see your hands!" she demands. He shows his wife his powdery hands. "Damn liar, you were out bowling again!" A Guy is

Dirty Jenga--rules & Regulations
Alright, so some of you are interested in what Dirty Jenga is all about. ****Please be advised....this game is not for the weak/prude/self-concious/non-alcoholic drinkers of the world**** As you can tell from the pics in the Album...it is quite an amazing/quirky/naughty/dirty game. Obviously, it is a drinking game. Most friends work with beer....some are crazy f*cks and use hard liquor, etc. But that is not always something to your advantage. The objective of the game, like the original, is to make sure the tower of pegs do not fall. If it does fall....then you have to immediatly down the rest of your prefered beverage before the next game can start. some of you have also asked me "what exactly is written on the pegs?".....and honestly, i cant tell you each and every single one cuz i cant remember them all (which makes it more fun every time i play cuz not every peg is choosen to be played in every game) Some of them state drinking comands-- *drink 1-10 (odds you han

Dirty Deeds And The Secret Of The Fool~by Jd
Herald me the fool, For unless im mistaken i am repeating this again, Just when i was in the processof rebulding my empire, Up in arms and im ready to walk away. Look at me as if you know my serect, Do you know whats its like to live self destructive everyday? I used to believe that i could push past the obvious, Obviously my heart is not allowing me to settle for second best. Looking through this hall of mirrors, Frantic now seems like i've searched eternity and im right back to square one, Climbing over these mentally made barriers, Somewhere in the rubble i muster up just enough self control. Standing on the peak of personification and realizing that i have let the "others" be in command for too long, My spirit is so far gone and im feeling weary, Listen to me screaming now, This will crash and burn with me just wait til i explode. Through this god awful conquest, You made me forget just whats its like to have a heart, Then the tides changed and some part of me drifte

Dirtydeedsradio.com Scavenger Hunt
Starting Jan 4, 2010 we will kick off the Scavenger Hunt for some hot bling. Mon-Fri we will play a riddle between 8am and 11pm 2 times daily. You must be listen to get the clues. Gather all of the pictures and on Friday after the first riddle has been played be the first one to PM me w/ all five of the staff members names and the picture to win some hot bling. You must link the day of the week to the staff member. Update: I have several answers to the Scavenger Hunt. However noone has all the right answers so staring Monday Jan11, 2010 we will replay the clues one day at a time just like week. Happy Hunting :)

Dirty Bird
I took the pain of today And let it slowly slip away Down the drain it went Like all of the time I spent A tear slowly falls from my eye As I say my silent goodbyes Knowing fate had played me again Punishing me for my mortal sins Something about him got under my skin I let my guard down and let him fall in He captivated me with his words and his ways Leaving me longing for much better days The sands of time now move so slow I must pick up and get on with the show The passion and desire he inspired Will fuel the spark of this internal fire Some people are not meant to be caged They give us what we need then fly away Leaving our world a much drearier place Knowing they are gone without a trace

Dirty Vegas "days Go By"
You You You are still a whisper on my lips A feeling at my fingertips That's pulling at my skin You leave me when I'm at my worst Feeling as if I've been cursed Bitter cold within Days go by and still I think of you Days when I couldn't live my life without you Days go by and still I think of you Days when I couldn't live my life without you Without you Without you You are still a whisper on my lips A feeling at my fingertips That's pulling at my skin You leave me when I'm at my worst Feeling as if I've been cursed Bitter cold within Days go by and still I think of you Days when I couldn't live my life without you Without you Without you Days go by and still I think of you Days when I couldn't live my life without you Days go by and still I think of you Days when I couldn't live my life without you Without you Without you Without you Without you Without you

Dirt Fights Disease Better Than Soap (repost)
Why it matters: Sheltering kids from nature and showering them with chemical based anti-bacterial soaps has caused decreased resistance to disease and allergy in the industrialized world. Recap: Hippies and Earth Muffins rejoice! You were right and Proctor & Gamble was wrong…muck does help little kids fight disease. A recent study by the University of California, San Diego shows that the presence of the bacteria staphylococci on the skin prevents wounds from becoming inflamed. The findings represent the first molecular basis for the “Hygiene Hypothesis.” The hypothesis asserts that “a lack of early childhood exposure to infectious agents and microorganisms increases an individuals susceptibility to disease by changing how the immune system reacts to such “bacterial invaders.” The notion first surfaced in the 1980s in response to reduced childhood disease resistance in industrialized areas, and conversely, to explain why children in larger fa

Dirt Roads
I came across a dirt road, And thought I heard it say, I know you’ve driven asphalt, But please turn down this way. And so I answered the dirt road, And walked down its first mile, The things I saw as I trudged on, Caused me to slow and smile. The dust that played beneath my feet, And swirled so gently round, Brought a smile unto my weary face, And chased away my frown. It brought back memories I had forgotten, Of days so long ago, When mostly there were dirt roads, And driving was so slow. I saw the butterflies long side, On flowers that grew tall, And saw a rabbit dart across, And heard an eagle‘s call. I saw great trees that furnished shade, Tall, reaching for blue sky, They gave needed cooling from hot sun, To all those who passed by. And then I passed a rundown house, And felt a twinge of alarm, It won’t be long till nothing’s left, Where once there was a farm. And then I thought of its future, When the dirt road too is gone, Encroaching grass along th

Dirt Bag!
Poor judgment?! Poor judgment is doing it once, but eleven freakin' months? Give me an effin' break! Kick this douche to the curb. LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – The celebrity husband of actress Sandra Bullock on Thursday broke his silence on reports that he cheated on his Oscar-winning wife, telling People magazine he used "poor judgment" and asking his family to "forgive me." Jesse James, a custom motorcycle manufacturer and reality TV star who married Bullock five years ago, said he took responsibility for his actions but stopped short of admitting that he had an affair with another woman. Bullock, 45, who won her first Oscar last week, on Wednesday pulled out of the London premiere of her hit movie "The Blind Side" after U.S. celebrity magazine In Touch Weekly published claims by a model that she slept with James last year. "It's because of my poor judgment that I deserve everything bad that is coming my way," James said in a statement to People. "This has caused my wife and

Dirty Basment Come And Have Fun Enjoy The Music!
Youre missing out on the blow up. Dirty Basement is blowing up, fast and strong. Hope youre still on the team. Come back and kick itClick this link to visit us in Dirty Basement ~Hiring all staff~ NSFW: http://www.fubar.com/lounge/70728-the management

Dirty Protein Lovin Amateur
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Dirty Little Shredder ....
A story like mine has been told before. No shiny, frilly things, Just blood, waste and gore. Used me up, threw me away. In my toxic little life, This is the routine that stays. My skin burns where you touched me. Your fingers leaving a trail of filth behind. Dying to peel it off, screaming on the inside. To forget I'll drink from the Wine. Red, smooth and numbing. Tainted by the sight of you, into the grief I am succumbing. Dirty in the water. It can't stream hot enough to make it stop. Dirty on the inside. My world came crumbling down, when you got on top.

Dirty,nasty,rotten,porno Sex-raw,without A Fukkin' Condom On. 666
GREETINGS CHILDREN OF THE PORN. HONESTLY. ALL I WANT TO DO IS HAVE DIRTY SEX ALL DAY LONG WITH HOT HOT HOT CHICKS. I DONT WANT TO GO TO FUKKIN WORK. I DONT WANT TO HANG OUT WITH ANY QUEER BUTT BUDDIES THAT WANT TO SIT AROUND DRINKING AND SMOKING ALL DAY LONG. I WANT DIRTY NASTY HOT LITTLE PUSSIE COMING UP TO MY DOOR JUST LOOKING FOR SOME CUM,YA KNOW. FUKK ALL OF THE BULLSHIT. WHEN I SAY DIRTY NASTY I DONT MEAN DISEASED COOCHIE. IM TALKIN' BOUT' A BITCH THAT PURPOSELY DIDNT WASH HER PUSSY FOR LIKE THREE DAYS,JUST GOT OFF OF THE RAG AND IS ALL SWEATY FROM WORKING OUT AT THE GYM OR JUST SWEATING BECAUSE THE BYTCH IS SPUN OUT ON CRYSTALMETH AND BUZZED OFF A BOTTLE OF SCOTCH. I MEAN, WOMEN OUT NUMBER MEN IN THIS WORLD SO IT SHOULDNT BE HARD TO ACCOMPLISH THIS. I DONT WANT DIRTY,NASTY,UGLY LITTLE SCANTE' WHORES COMING TO MY PAD EITHER. I WANT BADA$$ BYTCHES (LIKE THE ONES I SEE HERE AT FUBAR) TO BE COMING TO MY PAD KNOCKING THE DOOR DOWN LOOKING FOR CU

Dirty Office Visit - "delivery For You!"
I walk into your office... and look around to see if anyone is close by... I walk around your desk and stand behind you and lean over and put my hands on the back of your chair and let my fingers touch you on either side just under your arms... touching the edges of your bra. I lean closer and put my lips close to your right ear and you can feel the heat from my breath against your neck and I whisper into your ear... "I want to taste your pussy right now, make it nice and wet for me" and you let out a deep sigh."show it to me" I whisper in your ear as I watch your right hand move from your desk to your right knee. Sliding up your leg, you slowly lift your skirt as you look around to see if anyone is watching you and there is nobody around. You lean back slightly in your chair and begin to spread your legs as your hand gently raises your skirt up your thighs so I begin to see your pretty white lace panties. "mmmmm thats nice.... now rub it...I want to see those pretty pussy lips" I whis

Dirty Survey Are You Daring Enough To Answer This For This Person
Dirty survey Are you daring enough to answer this for this person? Rules: TELL THE TRUTH!!!!! Answer this for the person who posted this and then repost it for yourself! 1. Would you have sex with me? 2. What positions would u want to b in? 3. Would u suck/LICK me ? 4. Would u fuck me hard? 5. Would u have sex with me the first night u met me? 6. Would u pull my hair while you did me? 7. Would u do me in the shower? 8.Would u handcuff me or tie me up to the bed and then do me? 9. Would u have a 3-some with me? 10. What about me makes u want to have sex with me? 11. Would u talk dirty to me while we sexed? 12. Where would you do me? 13. Would u do me in front of people? 14. Would u do me again and again? 15. Would u do me in the rain? 16. Would u mind if we did it like a porn star? 17. Would u have phone sex with me? 18. Would u cheat on me? 19. Would you like to roleplay? 20. If I gave u my heart would you love it or let it go? 21. Would you do me once and leave me the next day? 22. W

Dirty Jokes
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry." Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?" He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job." As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!". One morning a woman was walkin

Dirty Jokes
A farmer goes in half with a friend to buy a bull so he can increase his stock. A couple of weeks later the friend comes by to see how his investment is doing. The farmer complains that the bull just eats grass and won't look at the cows. His friend suggests that a veterinarian have a look at the bull. The following week his friend returns to see if the vet helped. The farmer looks delighted: "The bull has taken care of all my cows, broke through the fence, and has even serviced all my neighbor's cows! "Wow," says his friend, "what did the vet do to that bull?" "Just gave him some pills'" said the farmer. "What kind of pills?" asked his friend. "I don't know, but they sort of taste like peppermint." There was this old woman who heard a song called "Two Lips and Seven Kisses." She called up information after hearing the song on the radio to get the name of the record company. In dialing, she erroneously called up a gas station, and she asks, "Do

Dirty Jokes
Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. There was snow mixed with the rain and the wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible." She sleepily replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that shit." A husband and wife and their two sons are watching TV. She looks at her husband and winks at him, he gets the message and says, "Excuse us for a few minutes boys, we're going up to our room for a little while." Pretty soon one of the boys becomes curious, goes upsta

Dirty Jokes
A man went to pick up his date but he was having some trouble with his flatulence system, in other words he couldn't stop farting so when he had to wait for the young woman to get ready for the date he sat on the lounge and let out just a little fart when the dog hopped onto the couch with him. He figured that the parents would think it was the dog. Every time he farted the young girl's parents told the dog to get off the couch and so the man kept going, finally he let rip and the parents finally told the dog to get off the couch before the man shit on him! A man goes to a shrink and says, "Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes to Larry's bar and picks up men. In fact, She sleeps with anybody who asks her! I'm going crazy. What do you think I should do?" "Relax," says the Doctor, "take a deep breath and calm down. Now, tell me, exactly where is Larry's bar?" The couple had b

Dirty Jokes Xxiv
A young woman was having a physical examination and was very embarrassed because of a weight problem. As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed. "I'm so ashamed, Doctor," she said, "I guess I let myself go." The physician was checking hers eyes and ears. "Don't feel ashamed, Miss. You don't look that bad." "Do you really think so, Doctor?" she asked. The doctor held a tongue depressor in front of her face and said, "Of course. Now just open your mouth and say moo." A handsome young lad went into the hospital for some minor surgery, and the day after the procedure a friend stopped by to see how the guy was doing. His friend was amazed at the number of nurses who entered the room in short intervals with refreshments, offers to fluff his pillows, make the bed, give back rubs, etc. "Why all the attention?" the friend asked, "You look fine to me." "I know!" grinned the patient. "But the nurses kind

Dirty Jokes Xxxiii
A vampire goes into a pub and asks for boiling water. The barman says "I thought you only drank blood?" The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says "I'm making tea". A ninety year old lady is on her way to the gynecologist due to a itchy rash in her puss... when she gets there the doctor checked her out and asked "when is the last time you've had sex?" the old lady tells the doctor that she is still a virgin.. he checks her out again and the doctor tells the lady "I don't really have a medical term for this, so I will be blunt...Your cherry has rotted" Three guys are discussing women. "I like to watch a woman's tits best, " the first guy says. The second says "I like to look at a woman's ass." He asks the third guy "What about you?". "Me? I prefer to see the top of her head." Bubba was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent Mary Louise to the hardware store. At the hardware

Dirty Deaf Joke ;-)
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. 'Honey,' she signs, 'Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time.' The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, 'Great idea, Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time.' 'If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis..........fifty times'

Dirty Wicked Dreams......very Very Very Nsfw....
babygirl was startled when the phone rang. It was late in the day, and she had lost track of the time this afternoon puttering about with her household chores. She glanced at the phone, and saw that it was Daddy calling. A sense of panic set in. Daddy called at this time of day only to give instructions."Good evening, my slut. It's Daddy. I am about to step out of the office and head for the house. I want you to go immediately to the saddle, mount it, and turn it on. I expect to be home in about an hour, given traffic. You are not to come until you have my cock in your mouth. You may pee, if needed, and of course you will have little choice but to express milk. But if I review the recording and see that you have cum, the consequences will be severe. Understood?""Yes, Daddy," the tender slut replied into the phone. "Mount now, no cuming. I understand, Daddy. Thank you, Daddy."babygirl quickly ran to the machine where Daddy would expect her to spend the next hour being used. She tore clo

Dirty Boy
Screaming into my silence slowly I turn into a monster of hate. Your body so willing you give up to me . You dirty boy and your love for the dead. How he craves how I hunger for a taste of him. Eyes blood shot my body aches with the pain. Knowing I'll ruin your life boy. Yet you still hang around. You're a dirty boy with a love of the dead. Growing wildy savage losing myself slowly. Holding my hand forever my man. You dirty boy and your love for the dead. The more the monster grows the more your lust shows. Body broken dirty and bare and still you eyes I can feel your stare. Silly dirty stupid boy and your loving the dead. The change taken hold nothing left but a shell of who I am. Upon your body you wish I'd feed. You love my hunger. You love the need I have of you. Most of all you love the pain. You filthy dirty boy your love of the dead brought about the death of you.

Dirty Pictures - And The Impact It Could Have On You And Your Family.
This is something to think about before you take that dirty picture with your cell phone and send it to that person who is begging to get them to get off....you really want to put yourself in that position?...check the video: Scary stuff these days kids, scary stuff....this was sent by...Misfit!...have a happy holiday weekend!

Dirt Road Anthem
Dirt Road Anthem You know I'm chilling on the back roads Laid back rollin' to some George Jones, Smoke rollin' out the window, An ice cold beer sittin' in the console Memory lane up in the headlights It's got me reminiscing on the good times Sittin' turning off the real life, driving that truck Hittin' easy street in mud tires Back in the day pop bomb was the place to go Load the truck up hit the dirt road, Jump the barbwire spread the word Light the bonfire then call the girls The king in the can and the Marlboro man Jack and gin were a few good friends When we learned how to kiss and cuss and fight too Better watch out for the boys in blue And all this small town he said she said Ain't it funny how rumors spread Like I know something ya'll don't know Man this shit is getting old Man mind your business watch your mouth Before I have to knock your loud ass out No time for talking ya'll ain't listenin' Them old dirt roads is what ya'll missin' You know I'm chilling on the back roads, L

Dirty Little Secret
Verse 1 With a smile she walked away never coming back again They say that I should cry Though I try they won’t come through So such is left and gone away never to return again I’m just left here with my memories of you Pre Chorus You tell me that you love me so and I believe you this you know I want to fly to you and run away Chorus Take me away from this! Save me from myself! Tell me all your dirty little secrets Will you let me love you tonight? Verse 2 One exits out once enters in here and now I’m off again On a new phase of this life I know for sure There are only one’s eyes that I see I hope all you see is me Pre-chorus –Chorus (x2) Bridge Tell me all your thoughts Tell me how you care Tell me all your dirty little secrets Say you want to stay forever Say you love me now Pre-chorus –Chorus

The Dirty Old Man.
I fantastize about ugly old dirty fat men! I'm only 27 and i date nice lookign guys but one hing that really turns me on is when i fantasize about much older, ugly, fat dirty men. The less attractive the better. Fat, hairy, ugly... something about being with someone disgusting is a big a turn on. I think it lets me be the princess, feeling more beautiful and needed than otherwise.

Dirty
So afta clearing one particular house right near Phase Line Fran(don't ask me where the hell they come up with these names)....the fire team and squad leaders were iking inventory of the weopons and IED components when I came across what appeared to be a small plain wrapper encased block of HE.....high explosives. But I noticed it had give to it where symtec or C4 would feel like a hard clay. What I did next perplexes me to this very fucking day.....I nonchalantly slipped the roughly 3"X6" package into my ammo pouch....its like I KNEW on some clairvoyant level what lay inside that......either way it was DY-NO-MITE!!!!.....LOL!!!!!!! It was nearing dusk and we'd been at it since 0 dark thirty so the Platoon comander, a REAL shit bird of an officer as green as the dewy morning grass back in Macon,Georgia gave our squad and hence, my fire team the stand down and kept 2nd squad up for securty and 3rd as the QRF (Quick Reaction Force) for the company. We loaded up on a convoy

The ‘dirty Pond’ Getting Unveiled For Kids Across The Globe
Classteacher Learning Systems introduced its new education android game "The Dirty Pond" on Google Play. The Dirty Pond is one of the best learning android games for enabling kids and children to pick up a variety of cognitive and developmental skills. Classteacher Learning Systems has been empowering technology solutions for K-12 since 1999 and is the first company to introduce interactive classrooms in India. It has already set its footprint in more than 1000+ schools and reformed the learning process for more than 2 million students. Today the company has an entire gamut of digital education solutions for K-12. The Dirty Pond contains a story that is automatically read out loud in a captivating manner. In order to help children learn to pronounce words, a built-in feature pronounces individual words when the user taps on those words in the story text. As children move through the educational apps, not only do they become friends with a motley bunch of animal characters, but they al

Dirty Lil Playgirl
Dirty LiL Playgirl @ DLPoet A beautiful woman standing, blinds half open, Intrigued by memories of the now and then;Hands fall to her sides, restraining from temptation,Erotic moments race thru her, moments of ecstasy and sin. Sin so brutally sweet, a secret well kept should never be, Loneliness and betrayal ~ scared and yet relentlessly free;Free spirited that is without regrets, bent on one knee,Begging for release to the man above, heavenly VIP. Closing the blinds she notices she’s not been alone, With hesitation she poses ~ feet turned to stone;Intricately without thought releases, moan,Pastes a note to the glass, giving permission to phone. Sensual solitude, she awaits as she lies there still, Oil and sweet aroma fills the air, craving for a thrill;He watches thru the window, turned on like a super powered drill,Heated moments united, hotter than an ecstasy pill. The horny fucking perv vs. the dirty lil’ playgirl, As she begins to cream, he hides. What

Dirty Dancing With Will; I Miss Him Now And Forever...
Ever have one of those people in your life that you know that the person is just horrible for you in a lot of ways even though this happens to be the person that you always have the most fun with? This is also usually the person that you both seem to understand each other better than anyone else does, or ever will? So in taking care of yourself, you know what you have to do, and you know that means you are going to have to let go of this amazing person. It breaks your heart to do so, but you know that it is going to be for the best for both of you to be separated. So you even go one step further and talk about this with this person, and you both know and agree how much you are both going to miss each other. You also agree that it is one of those things like in the movie Dirty Dancing where you had the time of your life with this person, and will both have such great memories to think about when you are 70 years old. I mean face it, Baby, and Johnny never saw each other again after tha

Dirty Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, the whole goddamn family was drunk as a louse, with mom in the whore house and dad in jail, I sat myself down to a cold glass of ale.When out on the lawn, I heard such a clatter,I got off my sister to see what was the matter.And what to my stoned-out eyes should appear,but a shitty old sleigh and eight fucking reindeer.With a dirty old man who was beating his dick,I knew at that moment, it must be St. Nick.He flew across the lawn and up the house wall,he cried onward you bastards or it's off with your balls.Then down the chimney he came like a bat out of hell,I knew at that moment, the fat fucker fell.He filled all the stockings with drugs and beer,and a big rubber dick for my brother who's queer.And up again he went with a fart,that son of a bitch blew my chimney apart.And I heard him say as he flew out of sight,"piss on you all it's been a hell of a night."

Diry Christmas Story
'Twas the night before Christmas, and geeze it was neat. The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all bolted, and the phone was off the hook. It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude, had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube. When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, that I lost my boner and poor momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what do my wandering eyes should appear, but a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of his sled, a sock in his ear and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite. And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. "Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz, either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts!

Disappearing From View
Fighting the darkness that surrounds me Hearing them cry out in fear and anger Their hearts beating in my mind Their blood running in my veins Taking over my body and mind Leaving the empty shell of who I once was I scream out in anger Yet no one hears me My lips move with out sound Tears of blood stain my cheeks My eyes darken with emptiness My heart bleeds Searching for answers To questions unknown Feeling the bitterness That seeps from their pours Fighting to get out Clawing at the darkness Reaching for light I whimper to be heard Feeling alone I curl into my self Disappearing from view

Disappointed
So I joined two contests today for fun held by some nice people. My friends were very supportive, I went to check my pictures earlier and saw that some other people in the contest had viewed the pics and that magically my score had dropped dramatically. Now I am quite aware these contests are frivolous, but they make me smile and they are an escape from the daily grind. So why do people have to be ugly and rate other people's photos low. Like being the sexiest girl on the LC is so important that you have to be nasty to other people? I just thought it would be fun and now they've taken the enjoyment out of it by degrading others. Well ladies and gentlemen I have learned my lesson and the great thing for you is you will no longer be subjected to reposts of mine requesting you support me in my attempts at a little fun. A big thanks to everyone who did though as always you guys are the best!!

Disaster Day
i sware you kept going through my head. its crazy that think about your face, smiling when we had love in that 1 place. its too much to take, cause so much was at stake. we fought but i tried to solve, but you kept going putting other ppl involved. Please let me be, let me be free. im willing to walk that 1 mile, so for now on i can always smile. so i hope you learn ur lesson, Cause i see you in deep depression. when you said you love the way i sing, i knew then and there to give you that ring. when you said yes it fit it was your size, i told her from this day it will be suprise. but it died as i hear the tick of the clock, going through my heart like rocks.

Disaster =]
Disaster at its best. Anger fustrates my inner being. I am taken over. I lose control, i lose my thoughts, i scream, i cry, i hate it. My intelligence is vacant. My heart, is no longer whole. Im losing it. No soul, no purpose. Insanity posses me. Its happening. Lost words, lost world, its uncontrollable. Its maddness. I scream, i blink, i run, i hide, i hate. Whats this you say. Broken words, empty images, past, forsaken being. Forsought amoungst us. How do i end it, how do i hate it. Its taken me in. Its called me. My vengence, is there, its here, its power, its fate, and most of all, its me. And now, its ending, and i show you my true colors, i show you my hate.

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Disappointed
I am really disappointed....I guess that you have to been a long standing member of LC for someone to pay attention to a bullentin when it comes to helping someone level up... I have helped alot of people level up, I give all of my fans, fans of, family and friends a comment every morning (which I truely enjoy doing, makes me smile and hope the one I am giving a comment to smiles and make their day just a little better.) and I appreciate all of the people who have helped me level up without me even asking and very, very rarely do I ever ask for help.....I had sent a bullentin this morning asking to help a really nice person level up to level 3. she was less than 450....She is fairly new and I wanted her to get a good impression of LC... only 2 people responded, which they did all they could do and you know who you are, you're awesome and (Thank You, I greatly appreciate it)I was under the impression that no matter if you are well known, In the "Family" or new or whatever, that L

The Disappearing Act
Hey all!! Sorry for the myspace copied blog posts. I havent had much time to ge around to there and here soo..I picked myspace. I know...Im a traitor. Anyways....I want to apologize for not being on to comment and write genuine lc blogs, but I am in the process of moving and busting my ass trying to get promoted so....its been hectic. So...I move out tomorrow. I want you all to know I may not be on for a few days because I wont have internet hooked up at my new casa for a while. Ha Ha!! Casa de DJ Shorty is not a true casa w/o the net, but I will have to deal till then. So...make sure that I am bombed by comments and stuff the next time I come on!!! I will probably be on tonight to write a shit load of blogs to keep ya somewhat busy while I am gone. Now.....Don't cry guys! I will miss you all too!!

Disappointment
You know it's disappointing to have over 100 friends and over 200 people that have viewed my page, but only have 45 people that have bothered to rate it. I know that I rate every person's page that I visit (I even go back at time just to make sure.) I realize I've only been on this site for a few days now, but I've been working hard to read as many pages as I can. I leave comments both on pages and on pics. Sorry, just had to rant.

Disappear
Disappear I thought that our love could pull us through, that the passion that burned inside me could keep our love alive. But being the "child" that I am, the people around me have the final say. I have to let you go before it's too late for you, before you fall in their trap. I'm their bait. You have to leave, run as fast as you can before the trap is set into motion. Forget me. Forget the sound of my laugh, forget my smile. Forget the feelings that you have for me.Before it's too late for you. You still have a chance; a chance to erase me and start anew. As for me, I shall do what I must, remembering you everytime I look or feel the delicate chain around my neck. I hope you listen and don't hesitate to ask questions or to get an explanation. Don't look back; I couldn't bear it if you did. From the moment you read this I hope you listen to my warning. You need to erase me, you need to forget me. I have to disappe

Disapointed
hello everyone hope you had a wonderful thanksgiving!well i had to work 7am to 2pm came home all excited because i was gona see my new neice and nephew.well came home finish cooking dinner ate a bite,called my mom told her im coming over soon,well we get to moms,and my sister got my neice up from a nap and was getting her ready to leave i thought after they got mad because ive never saw her there getting ready to leave when i walk in the door!well if that wasnt bad i get knocked down again i went over where mom was sitting and was gona check out my baby nephew find out i wasnt allow to hold him because noone thought to tell me he was allergic to perfume!i understood that but it still hurt but oh well thats life i guess well sorry to bore you with my life take care ill write again another day *hugs*

Disappointment
How the fucking mighty have fallen, Utterly surreal this dismal abysmality, Once fierce warriors, sunken so low, Scrapping the bottom again and again, How your knuckles must be raw and bleeding. A back once straight and tall, Now bent and crooked, A voice once filled with righteous vengeance, Now an annoying, droning whine. How disgusted I am, How disappointed I've become, How disillusioned this reality. Heartbreaking, soul rendering, tear jerking ... Pain too great to be endured Pride too much to swallowed, Anger too much to not be justified. I have sunken, into this deep, dank hole, I feel dead and buried, yet I breath, I reach for a hand to pull me out, There is none ... Leave me, left me, all have gone .... Where my heart once was, there is nothing.

Disassembly Desired
I can never Seem to find The pieces of me Only you Somehow see They now need To be reminded How to be freed I still feel you With me You are burned In my soul I travel my path You along for The stroll The mind wonders The heart decides Noise enters the ears Escapes thru the lips Ideas, worries and doubts Travel in And back out But the love stays Inside

Disaster In Enschede, Holland, May 2000
New Year's Eve is coming and with that of course fireworks... This gives the people from Enschede (Holland), my hometown, a sad feeling again, because of what happened in May 2000, when a fireworks storage facility caught fire and exploded... This facility was siyuated in the middle of the city, surrounded by 100's of houses that all got blown away. Many casualties and wounded were the result of a badly placed and maintained storage bunker... Here are some footage videos... The 24 people that died will never be forgotten...

Disaster Day
Monday 18th December 2006 10 pm UK time Suffered minor heart attack. spent 45 minutes in local hospital before being transferred to special unit at Southampton General Hospital. After minor surgery I spent 2 days on ward before being discharged back home. 20th Dec, Discharged from hospital at 4 pm . and on drugs for rest of my life now. Advice for all u smokers out there. GIVE UP CIGARETTES before they give up on u.

Disabled The 'smile' Online Bar Alert..
a bunch of people have complained that they were getting the alert too often. i thought it was cool, but i guess it's not! so, i've turned it off. maybe it'll make a re-appearance when i can spend more time on it. -mike

Disappointed!!!
Oh yeah, I had another blog to share with you all as I notice ppl come in your profile and check your photo as well, but to me I had few concerns one is why ppl stealing a picture without rippin or without asking permission... The reason I have come in my mind that I notice ppl have the picture that I had in my photo file which it isn't right so I just wonder how can you and other tryin to copy a picture into your profile without asking first BEFORE you copy a image from someone's else picture, so please be kind to tell others to asks first before you copy or ripped and thanks!!!!! That I am little disappointed is all.... Smiles :-)

Disappointment
Disappointment" Promise that have been broken,I should be use to it by now. Walking on thin ice, Falling in the black lake of despair. Screams in pain that can't be heard,Ice so thick that the rain began to pour. Empty winds take my soul away,Ice breaks in on to destroy my life in what ever way. Ice melts away like my happiness, Dark moon comes a riding tonight. Waves crash up-on the shoreline, Freezing waters rush in. A icy chill blows with in, Left behind in a cold cold wind. Despair and disappointment takes my breath and life away, That's, The End.

Disappointed
SOME TIMES IN LIFE WE ALL SOONER OR LATER END UP WITH DISAPPOINTMENTS IN OUR LIVES. WELL I HAVE HAD A COUPLE THESE PAST FEW DAYS. SEEMS TO BE THE STORY OF MY LIFE I HAD HOPED THINGS WOULD START TO CHANGE AND SO FAR NOTHING HAS IT IS ALL THE SAME. I SIT HERE A LITTLE HURT FROM A FRIEND AND AT THE THOUGHT OF NOT BEING WITH THE ONE I LOVE ON NEW YEARS. HE WILL BE ELSE WHERE. ANOTHER YEAR CELEBRATING ALONE OH WELL WHY CHANGE TRADITION. I HAD HOPED BEING WITH SOMEONE WOULD CHANGE THAT BUT LOOKS LIKE HE IS STUCK WHERE HE IS. AND MY FRIEND WAS TOO BUSY TO STOP BY TO SAY HI AND ALL HE WAS DOING WAS PARTYING MOST LIKELY CHEATING ON HIS WIFE AGAIN. ITS UPSETTING TO KNOW THAT MEN EXPECT US WOMEN TO BE THERE TO TALK TO OR WHAT EVER AT THE DROP OF A HAT. BUT IF WE WOMEN WANT TO TALK TO YOU IM TOO BUSY IS WHAT WE GET. OR WISH I COULD OR WOULD LOVE TO OR ILL BE THERE IN A FEW AND THEN HOURS PASS BY AND NOTHING.

Dis Appointment
When things seem to be going your way all fails and starts to fade away nothing goes the way that they should even though everyday you wish that they could. The things you fear and worry about the most is living a life unhappy and all alone. Then one day that special someone will come into your life and you take things for granted and have to realize what you just sacrificed a love a moment of truth someone who made you happy .. But look what did you do. You questioned an doubted there feelings and pushed away what you had while gathering mixed emotions that always made you sad. Who was to know though that the special someone you found really believed in you. Because their still there reassuring you how much they love you and how much they care. Asking a question or two is harmless just don't let it get out of control. Yeah I am speaking from experience because I almost lost the treasure I hold ...... But one good thing he was one in a million who believed in me and I know now

Disappearance
Yes I know I know I hardly ever come around this site anymore. Not even sure why, I've met a lot of great people on here. I will try to be on more foten, but sometimes I get involved with other stuff in life, like online gaming and work mostly these days, but just know i do miss some of you and feel free to leave me messages i do read them.

Disappear
I find that I have nothing left to hide behind, made to feel everything from the past few months when I don't want to feel anything. I'm alone. Feeling like I have no one, and honestly, I did it to myself. Just another self distructive year. Just me pushing away everyone. Like always. And no one can last, no one ever lasts. I make sure of that. I hide everything that is real and show people what I'm not. Show them thier worst fears. It must be believable, because they always leave. The only ones that are ever left are the ones that truely know me, and I just ignore them. I hope that if I push enough, if I have no one left, then maybe I can disappear and no one will notice. No one will care. I just want to disappear...so I don't have to feel so alone...so I don't have to feel this pain anymore...

Disappearing, Re-appearing Lyss...
I've been pretty anti-social lately. Just my usual winter blues plus a dash of frustration with people thanks to Carey's antics as well as some family issues going on. I'm sure things will look up soon enough. The really bad thing about feeling like this is that *gasp* I don't have a whole lot of interest in sex. It's rare when it gets that bad but it makes me feel even worse because it means my favorite pick-me-ups don't work. It also means that I don't feel much like pictures or camming so I have nothing new to share. If a kind, funny, intelligent, sexy man (or woman) would like to come cheer me up, I wouldn't mind a bit. ;c)

Disappearing Graphics
I have just put in to get the site rehosted with Jenny so whilst that will be done soon all the graphics on the pages will disappear for a while, they will come back as soon as the site has caught up with the DNS servers

Disappearing.......
My music promoter is flying in tomorrow, so this week I'll be off and on. but then come monday I will be disappearing for a while. who knows how long I'll be gone for. so if anyone needs, you know how to contact me. Best RyaWolf.....

Disappear
I'm not proud, Of the mistakes I've made, But I don't deserve, To watch the moments fade. And the heart ache I carry, The pain I hold, And hidden in stories, Memories never told. What I could say, I keep all inside, I try to forget, About the nights I've cried. I'm learning to let go, But it's hard right now, I've stopped asking why, Because I'll never know how. The answers are unwritten, Questions on my mind, I've gotta walk away, Try to leave it behind. But it's so difficult, I keep on falling, I can hear voices, Of the angels that are calling. I can feel a void, Pulling on the inside of me, I'm trapped two ways, I can't set the feeling free. And all of my emotions, Won't fall into place, My solitary depression, Won't leave this face. So I keep on fighting, Just to see the next day, I pray for happiness, Even though it's a long way. And I lie in curiosity, Wondering why I'm here, So please let me go, Let me disappear.

Disappearing In The Jitterbug
Being invisible in the Jitterbug was my goal last week. It was Valentine's Day, and I was alone. For once....I was not lonely. With coffee house music playing on the radio, soft lights warmed the atmosphere. The ceilings of old tin tiles gave the essence of age this place needed. One wall is painted a terracotta and had shelves to hold baskets and old coffee pots of various sizes and styles, many from the 50s and 60s. Dark wood floors added to the comforting warmth of the place. Old black and white photographic prints livened up the walls with The Savoy Ballroom and Motoring-1934.....Even the series of black and whites of James Dean were not out of place here. The place smelled of coffee, of course, but also of cinnamon raisin bagels and freshly baked cranberry orange scones. A jigsaw puzzle had been started on one table, waiting for customers to finish it. Boxes of dominoes, checkers and board games sat on another table. The Jitterbug chess set sat ready as well. I went there

Disabled
It makes me wonder whether Bush or Blair has actually taken the chance to study or look at the war works/ literature. To be able to see, feel and to go through what these soliders have to go through. This poem written by Owen again, converys the outcomes of the war, the physical defects that war can do to people. He sat in a wheeled chair, waiting for dark, And shivered in his ghastly suit of grey, Legless, sewn short at elbow. Through the park Voices of boys rang saddening like a hymn, Voices of play and pleasure after day, Till gathering sleep had mothered them from him. About this time Town used to swing so gay When glow-lamps budded in the light blue trees, And girls glanced lovelier as the air grew dim,- In the old times, before he threw away his knees. Now he will never feel again how slim Girls' waists are, or how warm their subtle hands. All of them touch him like some queer disease. There was an artist silly for his face, For it was younger than h

Disability Info Fact Sheet
NICHCY > Our Publications > Disability Info : FS12 A publication of the National Dissemination Center for Children with Disabilities Spina Bifida Table of Contents Definition Incidence Characteristics Educational Implications Resources Organizations Fact Sheet 12 (FS12) January 2004 Approx. 4 pages when printed. PDF version Definition Spina Bifida means cleft spine, which is an incomplete closure in the spinal column. In general, the three types of spina bifida (from mild to severe) are: 1. Spina Bifida Occulta: There is an opening in one or more of the vertebrae (bones) of the spinal column without apparent damage to the spinal cord. 2. Meningocele: The meninges, or protective covering around the spinal cord, has pushed out through the opening in the vertebrae in a sac called the "meningocele." However, the spinal cord remains intact. This form can be repaired with little or no damage to the nerve pathways. 3. Myelomeningocele: This is the most severe f

Disasterpiece
It's somewhat amusing, but at the same time slightly repulsive. People make me sick. Maybe it's because I don't have a dick, I just don't understand... or maybe because they have dicks they are to stupid to realize... who knows... Maybe it's a little of both. Yeah I know nothing is making sense, it does to me, and that's really all that matters. I've been waiting for something... to long really... but soon, not soon in the sense that it will be shortly, but soon as in sooner than later... I'll be walking. People tell me I am crazy... that I am... but not that kinda crazy... crazy because I care a little to much. It hurts, constantly. Not because of the crazy entirely... but from everything. The little things... The little things people say and do... not every person, but specific ones... the little things matter most, the little things make and break with me... the little things people don’t think matter, well bitch, they matter the most. There's so many times I just

Disappointments
Disappointments When disappointments come one day, And they most certainly will. The way in which I respond to them, Will determine how I feel. If I let myself get discouraged, I’ll feel distraught, sad and alone. But by looking to God and trusting Him, I can face the future’s unknown. Could it be that God is testing me? Or wanting me to confront some sin? Could it be that He is chastening me? So He can cleanse my soul within? I will pray to God and ask Him. Have I somehow slipped from Your will? Guide and direct me to stay on Your path. So Your plans for me I can fulfill. Help me discern where I went astray. For I shouldn’t be feeling so down. Trials should be making me stronger, Not keeping me captive and bound. You tell me to rejoice in my troubles, And trust You for You’ll see me through. I can face all life’s disappointments, If I remember I always have You.

Disapointed
I am so bummed, I have had a map on my page for some time now and only 1 person has taken the time to sign it, wich tells me that most of the people that has rated my profile has not actually took the time to read my page and that is a little disapointing to me. I am not just here for points or rateings , I really am here to meet new people from all over the world.. so if you take the time to pull my page up, PLEASE take the time to actually read it.. and I know some of you have because I have talked to you about things in my profile and I want to say thanks to all of you, and I hope to meet alot more of new friends soon!!!

Disapeared!
Hello all and yes I am still alive! Lost my internet so I have not been able to get on here to often! The great news is I am handling the loss of mom well and only throught the loving suppoert of my new Master!!! yes I did it again, I threw myself in and this time he even got my heart! Not onlky did he manage to collar me but I fell totaly in love as well. Stay in touch and when I can get here I will drop notes, pleaSe do not forget me untill I am able to have full use of my internet..lol love you all!! Master Hawks Angel

Disappointments
Greetings, this is my first posting here on this site. I am also on Myspace under passeknight. I wonder as I post this who all will read it, if any. On the other, I have posted some really bad poetry and some ideas and such, but only have a limited number of viewings. About 150 so far. So anyway, this posting is a little dark, a bit down. So if you are not into that, please excuse me and have a great day. If you would know, then feel free to read on. I have lived 37 years and in that time I have done more in my life, than many of those far older than I. I have tried to be a good example for people, always trying to keep my spirit up and helping those who have had difficulties. Now I find myself in a situation where I have few to turn to, little resources, and quite a few difficulties. They say that which doesnt kill you makes you stronger. I guess I will either be a very strong fellow when this is done or I will be the one who is done. I asked some friends of mine that I have known

Disaster, Disaster
Disaster. Disaster. I dance trail my feet through the mud to step all over you to paint you pretty When you die you're dirt ashes to ashes what does it matter if you get a little unclean? Unseen I twist so well undercover forcing you to swallow me whole I am a hole and you've fallen head first into unbidden desire My reflection disallows me to accept and I relate to the silence that eats you, and the bruises that beat you, and the words that defeat Elite My thoughts are my visions my visions my thoughts my dreams scream to be heard I do not deserve you Have I not learned? they always desert you My song is a plain one so hollow this heart and I started to open but remembered lifted back up pulled back my wings I cannot sing without echoes and echoes get lost Like I lost when I broke you Like I cryed when they spoke you were gone then provoke you to turn back around The only sound that reaches is your voice and It always beseaches t

Disabled
WELL I GOT A LETTER IN THE MAIL THIS PAST WEEK FROM MY LAWYER. I WENT AND SEEN A DOCTOR THROUGH MY LAWYER TO SEE HOW MUCH I WAS DAMAGED. I WAS READING THE LETTER AND IT STATES THAT I AM 45% PERMANENTLY DISABLED DUE TO AN INJURY FROM WORK. I KNOW I AM GONNA HAVE TO GOT TO ANOTHER DOCTOR THROUGH THE OTHER PEOPLES DOCTOR TO SEE WHAT HIS/HER FINDING'S ARE ABOUT ME BEING DISABLED. NOW I GOTTA TALK TO MY LAWYER ON GETTING EXTRA MONEY FOR MY FAMILY SO WE CAN GET A HOME OF OUR OWN.

Disappointment
I slept well, though how - I don't know, My body feels alive, my heart is heavy, The enormity of my actions has hit me, Like a weight bearing down, Pushing me, crushing me, Extinguishing the high I had been feeling. How could I let You down? As I sit thinking about your eyes, So kind and gentle, But now filled with disappointment, My stomach lurches, I can't speak, think even, I close my eyes, As I feel the heat of my tears. My eyes still closed, My shoulders slumped, Subdued, My breasts ache, I breathe slowly, But each breath seems to catch in my throat. Your arms around me, The comfort I seek, Denied to me by the miles between us. Do I deserve Your love? The answer is no, But I know that it remains, That surety engulfs me now, And a warmth begins to return. I can almost hear my heart, Feel its rhythm within, How different things could be, I long to bask in Your love, Your acceptance, Your approval. Test me, try me, Push me to my limits, I'm o

The Disappointment
Well, as usual I was disappointed. What can I say. The one thing I have waited for so long for still has not happened. Just when I thought that maybe this would be the week I would find out I was pregnant and no, I didn't. I had the hard task of telling my husband the news which it was not what I wanted to tell him yet I still had to do it. how I even kept from crying at work much less when I told him I'll never know. I found the strength to not cry (which for me is difficult as it is) so this is what I am going to do this weekend. If I am online it's probably just going to be just checking emails and going to play in Pogo to just have some time by myself. I'm ok (I think) but I just hate that I disappointed him as much as myself in this whole thing. Love to all of my friends, fans and family. Lori

Disagreeing With People On Ct!
How come people ignore you and delete comments if you disagree with them? It just makes you look as if you are close-minded, and you do not know how to argue because you get rid of the person who is disagreeing with you. I have never deleted an insult directed at me or a statement from someone trying to disprove me.

Disabling A Heart
There is something about woman.. They care too deeply, love too freely.. Take chance, risk it all.. All for something that might not ever come to be.. A tender touch, a loving gaze..All for a thought of things to be.. My feelings can't be ultered, as much as I'd like.. Peircing my soul like a jagged spike.. The swift glide of the blade...Pain numbing and slow.. The only thing that stops the hurt of the broken heart I have recived.. All my thoughts have collided into my own emotional destruction

The Disabled
I don't understand why job and family services will only help you if you have kids. what about the disabled? weather they have kids or not,why can't we get any help? no wonder why we are so depressed and think about suicide. no one wants to help us as far as government goes.Like the ederly gets rides to the store or where ever. not us disabled. we have to be in our 60's before we can get any help.can anyone tell me where the love is? I really would like to know..

Disappointed
The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?" No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, "You should not be asking sixth graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!" Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" Little Mary's mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, "Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!" The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?" Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye." Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and continued. "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One, you have a dirty mind. Tw

Disasterous Masterpiece
I'm sick of feeling, and I'm sick of living. I'm sick of forced smiles, so sick of pretending. I AM over you, but you hurt me and I cant let you see this. But to fix a broken heart, you must have ALL the pieces. I want whats mine, no more messages at the beep. Cuz all I am left with, is what you didnt keep. When it began, I was lost in your eyes But come to find out, I was lost in your lies. I bleed out my pain and my troubles go with it. But when the blood dries, it closes my outlet. So I'll do it again, cuz inside I cant keep it. Its my relief from this world, and I cant wait to seep it. My shadow's my only friend, this seems truer every day. But lately it seems that all my skies are gray. My soul and my spirit have been placed on a shelf I'm trying to say that what I've lost is myself. Ones the lonliest number, thats what the song said, But when you have none, one dont sound bad in my head. When I look in the mirror, the only thi

Disappointing
People can be disappointing, even more when you can’t express yourself well with words. I either keep quiet or I get angry. Then it hurts. Mostly when things don’t get sorted out the way I want. Curious, I didn’t even expect anyone to read my posts here. I was just experimenting. I modified the posts because it’s true that they did read a bit tremendous. Also, I think, from what I gather in conversations that many people hurt but they tend to be smarter than me and forget that it hurts. I like to complain in writing because it helps me to forget.

Disapear
I hide from the light with the dark I hide from the dark with the light But what hides me from myself is me And what hides me from the earth is only myself So when I disapear will nobody look for me. DONE BY WHITE QUEEN

Disapointment
disapointment has become my best friend lately. creeping into my heart. empty promises whispered in my ears. fake smiles and real tears. whos next inline to make my cry? tried to turn the disapointment around on them but it just backed fired in my face. no way around it just have to walk stright on through.

Disappear
There's a pain that sleeps inside It sleeps with just one eye And awakens the moment that you leave Though I try to look away The pain it still remains Only leaving when you're next to me Do you know, that everytime you're near Everybody else seems far away So can you come and make them disappear Make them disappear and we can stay So I stand and look around Distracted by the sounds Of everyone and everything I see And I search through every face Without a single trace, of the person The person that I need Do you know, that everytime you're near Everybody else seems far away So can you come and make them disappear Make them disappear and we can stay Can you make them disappear? Make them disappear There's a pain that sleeps inside Sleeps with just one eye And awakens, the moment that you leave And I search through every face Without a single trace, of the person The person that I need Do you know, that everytime you're near Everybody else seems

Disappointment
How do you deal with the fact that lately, all you've done is disappoint your family. I've always been the good kid, I've gotten amazing grades, I never got in trouble and I always did what I was told. Lately, I can't help but feel that my dad is extremely disappointed in me. He asks me what I'm going to do with my life over and over again. Just because I've decided I no longer want to go to med school doesn't mean I'm going to be a bum. I'm still going to school (yes, I have changed my major 3 times, but at least I'm trying to accomplish something neither of my parents were able to accomplish.) I guess it's hard since I'm so used to being the "good" daughter... I know they just want me to succeed, I just wish he could do it a little less negatively.

Disappointments
Disappointments It seems that no matter how hard I try, I am constantly disappointing people or being disappinted by them. Case in point: *My husband begs me to come back to him every day after 4 months of separation *My 5 year old cries herself to sleep every night that she's with her daddy because she wants to me with me every night so she begs me to come back to her daddy *My 8 old tells me I disappointed her several times for not coming back in to check on her at night as promised and says she's not going to believe me anymore (my only excuse is getting lost in work that needs to be done such as laundry after they are asleep) *Someone I trusted and thought would never hurt me stabbed me in the back and did something I still can't believe they did that could eventually cause me a lot of trouble *Someone else I really care about got mad at me and won't talk to me anymore and I really miss them *My own mom ratted me out about something to my husband who doesn't need to k

Disappointed
Watching obama and clinton argue about diplomacy is just disappointing. I am an independent but have been revolted at the bush/cheney fiefdom. which has ruined years and years of progress.(see other Bush blogs}. Barrack Obama has proven himself not the candidate of hope but the candidate of inexperience and naivete. too bad he begins name calling~~ obama no squat about diplomacy and negotiations. At least understandsthe principles. probably john edwards would be best president of all the candidates but he does not have the money. all the republicans except, chuck hagel have followed bush and cheney like lap dogs. we have no statesmen to help run this country.These politicians are SUPPOSED to represent us, not their parties. Who knows what will happen

Disaster In Minneapolis
8/2/2007 Dear Readers: First let me take this opportunity to offer my sincere condolences to all the people directly related to the tragedy that took place in Minneapolis Twin Cities where four people confirmed dead and at least 20 were reported missing. 79 people were also reported injured and with up to 50 vehicles trapped in bridge wreckage you can expect this number to rise within the next few days. But what is the physical and logical explanation for this disaster you may ask? "This particular section or freeway was under repair," Minneapolis fire Chief Jim Clack said. "We don't know yet what caused the collapse. We do not believe at this point there was any terrorism or nefarious activity -- it was just a structural collapse." But on a much higher level of awareness this accident was fully predicted over a year ago to the day in my book Moon Power and the printed/dated following section of my publication is a sure contribution to my claim. Not to forget that th

Disappearing....
Have you ever wondered what would happen if you just vanished? I don't mean like someone kidnapped you or anything like that. I mean if you just took off. I have often wondered about it when the opportunity presents itself to me. For instance, when you go to the store for some milk or bread or you go to the restroom in a department store. It won't be as effective if you live by yourself and it's the weekend and no one is expecting your call or for you to come over. It will only work when someone will be looking for you within the next few minutes or maybe ten minutes. Have you ever thought, maybe I could just go and never come back? Start my life over somewhere else where no one knows who I am. You can't take your car or your money or even your purse or wallet. No I.D or credit cards or anything. I have often thought about it. Where would I go and what I could do for money? What alias would I use? What background story would I tell people? Would I change my age? My appearance? Would it

Disaster
am doing my best to make my life better, I do it for kylee, I am doing my best not be so unhappy all the time, atleast on the outside. On the inside however, I am lost , I am alone, I am a disaster. I try everyday to go on with a Mask of pretend, for kylee. Why am I not strong enough to let go ? Why am I not strong enough to leave? I wake everyday with a smile because I hear my baby calling my name. Everyday I also wake with the thought of what will go wrong today? What will he make feel like today? What will he do today to destroy us even more? How can I love someone that I can't trust? How can I love someone that I can not in any way, depend on?? I do not have the answers.........

Disappearing Love
What happened to our love? It used to be so bright Loving, laughing, caring Then soon caught the night You were my one and only love Cared for you too much Then something happened And slept with that man You deceived me I never felt so desperate But I try to forgive you now And try not to think about before I love you so much It just hurts to ponder now Everything I have Is because of you Everything I bought Was because of you I just love you so much I'm scared to lose you

Disassociation
There once was a girl who met and fell in love with a boy. They lived together for two years and had a child together. She gave him her heart, soul, money, attention, love, and entire existance. He gave her black eyes, deafness in one ear, cuts, bruises, and broken bones. Then he cheated on her, and married the girl he cheated with six months later. Then the girl met another boy. They lived together for a year, got married, had a child together. She worked her ass off for him, bought him everything he could ever wanted, and took care of his every need. He worked just as hard, provided well for her, loved thier child. Then he cheated on her, tried to deny it, then threw it in her face every chance he got. They are now divorced. Then the girl spent a LONG time alone. She was afraid to trust, afraid to meet anyone. So she didn't. Then the girl met a boy who was interested in a relationship that wasn't committed. Not wanting to be tied down, she cautiously entered into this relati

Disappointed
This will be a boring blog because today I am a bit sad.I was suppose to have gone to see someone very special and dear to me this morning.It has been awhile since I have seen her and my hopes were up until I got a call saying they would come this way tonight.They had forgotten some things that needed to be done.I just accepted it like a total geek and said okay.I didn't feel I had much choice in the matter as it was.It is just that I had planned such a big day with this person & my heart needed to see her.I know I will see her tonight when they bring her,but it will not be the same.I will go & rent a room because they can't stay here at the dorm,there just is not enough room and I can't believe they are coming from Houston when she has been sick. So my day has been sitting around waiting for the time to pass doing silly little things like trying to figure out this morphing stuff which by the way sucks because I cannot make it work & I went & bought a program to mess with pictures,but

Disappointing People In Your Life.....
SO THIS WEEK, I HURT 2 OF MY FRIENDS..ONE I ENDED UP LOSING, THE OTHER IS TAKING A BREAK FROM THIS SITE AND FROM THE INTERNET ALL TOGETHER. I REALLY WISH HE WOULDN'T DO THAT. HE KNOWS I WILL ALWAYS BE HERE TO TALK TO HIM WHENEVER HE NEEDS ME. WE TALK OUTSIDE OF THIS SITE AND HE KNOWS HE HAS A FRIEND FOR LIFE, WITH ME. SO IF HE HAPPENS TO READ THIS, DON'T GO. IF YOU WANT TO LEAVE FUBAR, I UNDERSTAND. BUT DON'T STOP COMING ON TO SPEAK TO ME.........I ENJOY OUR CONVERSATIONS AND WE HAVE SOME PRETTY DEEP ONES WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO IT. YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I VALUE YOUR FRIENDSHIP AND THAT WILL NEVER CHANGE. SO FOR THAT, ALL I AM GOING TO SAY IS READ YOUR EMAILS THAT I SENT YOU, NOT FROM HERE. AS FOR THE OTHER THAT I LOST AS A FRIEND, YES I MAY HAVE NOT SAID CERTAIN THINGS AND FOR THAT I AM SORRY....BUT I DIDN'T KNOW HOW YOU WERE GOING TO REACT. I'M JUST LOSING FRIENDS LEFT AND RIGHT AND THINK I MAY AS WELL, TAKE A LEAVE OF ABSENCE FROM THIS MEAT MARKET. THOSE OF YOU THAT WANT TO KEEP IN TO

Disappointed
Is it just me, or do we all get to the point where we wonder, why try? Is is just me, or do we get to the point where we expect the failure, rather than the success? That when something good happens it's the the exception and not the rule? Do you put your heart, and your trust, in someone only to have them smash it to pieces, without a clue as to what they have done. You try to take all the right precautions not to get hurt, but still the pain comes, and there isn't a damn thing you can do about it. You hope that 'this one' might see how special you really are, and want to get to know you better, rather than kicking you to the curb as if you were just so much garbage. You just get to the point that you look in trepidation at each new person that takes an interest, just knowing that somewhere somehow that person is going to hurt you. Dating, and hooking up, becomes a terrifying prospect at this point.

Disaplining Your Kids
I was watching the news the other day, when i heard about a father in Florida that spanked his son with a belt. After his son went to school the next day, the boy couldn't sit in his seat the right way. Well the sons teacher had the pirncaple check the boy, and they found a couple of welts on the boys butt. So the school called the police about it. the next thing the father is sitting in jail for spanking his son. When the father went to court for spanking his son, the judge couldn't believe the charges, well the judge droped the charges, saying at least the father didn't hit his son with the buckle or a baseball bat. All I know it is a shame that now a days you cann't spank your kids for doing worng, and if you do ethier your kids threten you with calling the cops thenself, or its someone else calling child services on you. especially the school systems yelling child abuse. What every happened to spanking your kids, I remember growing i got my butt busted atleast once or twice a month

The Disappearing Act
SO.. I went to Salem this weekend to visit my mom, sister, and nieces. It was a good time I guess except for the hangover that haunted me all day. After visiting with them I went to go see a few friends before I left town to come back to this hole in the mountain town called Oakridge. I went to see one and ended up seeing three all the the same place. Of course it was good to see them and chat for a bit, but I did get an earful about how I left town and it was like I fell off the edge of the Earth never to be found again. So on the drive home I was thinking about past friends and how what he said was true.. I do disappear off the edge of the Earth when I skip town. I guess I do it so much that I never really notice that I do. I also don't mean to disappear the way I do, but things happen, and I guess I get caught up with work and trying to make new friends in the new area. So to those folks out there.. sorry.. I will eventually come back around to say hi.

Disabling
Iam disabling my shoutbox as of now for a little while. If you need or want to reach me you'll have to click this pic and chat with me through comments. I have almost 2000 friends and noone with time to help but everyone wants to chat so I figured this is a good way to kill 2 birds with one stone.Hate doin' it this way but hey, Whatever works. Lucy

Disapointment
DISAPOINTMENT have u ever been disapointed when u believe in someone to treat you the same when they are with you, but they change to be fools when there with their friends..and they tell you one thing and never follow thru or treat you like your just a convience stop for them.Or they make u feel like your ok to be with them WHEN THEY WANT... NOT WHEN U WANT TO...but ashamed for u to meet their friends. Im here to tell you it sucks big time so i have decided to not let any man treat me like this ever again. As of TODAY im not just a piece of ass ...i have FEELINGS just like anyone else.maybe its time for me to start treating men the way they treat us..ONLY DIFFERENCE IS I HAVE A HEART

Disabete
they say there's a reason for everything so what is the reason for disabete my wife has it and i got her to go to a doctor because it was running between 300 and 560 now they got it down to 129 to 200 , but what is the reason i am lost on this people eat what they can eat then you have to drop everything you use to be able to eat just to improve your health it just dont make any scence to me their should be something they could do without you haveing to stop eating the things you like or crave

Disapointed Realist
So what is a realist? Someone who believes in the literal truth, no abstract. Why A disapointed realist?...Because life anymore seems to be plagued with the abstract, and the facades of those who cannot handle their own truths. sometimes this even includes myself, hence my disapointment. I tend to be upfront , honest and never allowing the blinders to be placed on me by others. Here lately though i seem to be fighting a neverending barrage of people trying to fold me into this pretty package that is acceptable to them, and no where near the truth of who i am. I sometimes feel myself almost making some kind of ok reasoning for finding some things acceptable, that on a normal moment in myself would never be! So i find myself now re examining who i am and how i have become to be the person i am today, not so different from the little girl i once was...i still have the same dreams, and i still cry for the same reasons, i still throw the same tempertantrums over the lack of truth and

Disappointment
So I have realized again today that no matter how badly you want something to go smoothly it never does. People will repeatedly disappoint you and there is really nothing that can be done about it unless you wish to give up on it all. Why is it that people have to make up lame excuses, it doesn't matter what it is because it all leads to the same thing in the end, one person ends up feeling badly because they put faith into someone else and were let down. I'm not saying that I was hurt but this, more pissed off then anything, but I would like just once for someone to prove me wrong. I don't expect anything out of people, therefore I don't have to be let down in the end when someone tries to screw me over. Just seems like in my small town there are nothing but really crappy people and I'm so sick of it... don't know how much more bullshit I can put up with.

Disappointment
One of the emotions, we know there are many, that I hate the most is Disappointment. I hate it because it means something or someone actually mattered enough that when I expected something and it did not pan out whatever it is, that they/it had enough power to let me down. I also hate to disappoint. I hate the thought that I let someone down because I hate ahving that feeling myself. I just absolutely despise being at someones mercy. Does that make me a control freak or just bitter? Nah, I'm just some chick doing what she can to survive in this emotional rollercoaster we call life. If there was a button that could be pushed to eliminate some emotions, I would be all up on it. Like an on and off switch..lol It isn't that I want to control people, I just wish that more people were open, honest and straight forward in any and all situations. Must be why I am single..lol can not stand all this game playing shit. Ack.. I better stop before I start calling people out..lol.

Disappointment
DISAPPOINTMENT. OH, how can I live in a torture so wild, And yet always be dreaming of bliss? Why not learn Fate has doomed me to be sorrow's child, And in meekness the heavy rod kiss? I have lived for long months in a bright land of dreams, Dawning roseate as th' opening of day; But alas! the bright tints were but lightning gleams Flashing wrath, and then fading away. True bliss of the soul I have constantly sought, But alas! I have sought it in vain; On earth its base semblance is rended and bought, And I never will seek it again. 155 How I long for some spot in the solitude deep, All alone I could dwell there for years; My only companion, Repentance, and weep Living fountains of sorrowful tears. Tucker, Mary E.

Disappointing My Dad (for The Billionth Time)
So its Saturday..from Wed on this week has been kinda great, then really crappy then amazing..then suck ass. Wednesday my sister calls to say hey "are you going to the Suns game?" ::ears perk:: "suns...when????" and she is like oh with dad blah blah blah but we'll have to go meet him to eat dinner first..well great, I hadn't seen my dad in awhile..since he's too busy for me, so I'm like "Sweet lets do it!" Well we are eating dinner & talking about guns..weird I know, and I'm like "oh yeah I'm gonna learn how to shoot soon" my dad was like "haha yeah right who'll let you use a gun or even teach you" & my sister goes "OH YEAH so she can use it when she joins the coast guard!!!!!" I'm like..."fucking A KIRA!" and she just does that haha your in big shit so the heat will be of of me forever & ever smile...and i'm like "i'll fuck you up soon" my dad turns around gives me THE WORST look I've ever gotten my ENTIRE life...and says "what?" I'm like "Yup dad I'm joining up" and then he goes

Disappearances
The whispers in my ears All the world and my fear They all coincide They crash and collide I cant make any sense Of all this nonsense Its all lies that I hear I cant stand it, just disappear Hiding in the comfort of my mind What a betrayal I now find What I thought to be real Was all fake, But how do I deal I run away instead of showing my face Displaying such disappointing disgrace What do you mean you love me You lied its obvious, but Im glad I see You showed me something that was wrong But now Im reminded of you by every song I get it now more than ever before Now the options I have I will explore How will I rid you from my thoughts and heart Thats a difficult task from the start But you know maybe it was meant this way Who knows I cannot really say There is something I dont understand An answer from you I will demand Did you ever truly love me as you said Or was it something I made up in my head I cant comprehend all the pain you put me thr

Disappear And Reapper
Hold and behold somthing from the past shall appear Something that left me and made me shead tear's Then appears n tells me she loves me and disappears Only to reappear Is this some sick game Your playing with my brain What am to do if it ain't true Did you come online to to flaunt Are here just to taunt You know I love you atleast I think you knew Is this some sick game Your playing with my brain What am to do if it ain't true I asked you to marry me You mad me so happy I wish you could've seen Then you broke my heart and I fell apart Is this some sick game Your playing with my brain What am to do if it ain't true I still think about how you told me That you still loved me But you miles away Yet I want you to be with me every day Is this some sick game Your playing with my brain What am to do if it ain't true

Disappointed
A co-worker,K, was telling me she was gonna quit 'cause she feels the chefs are not giving her enough attention.She takes care of the employee dining room (edr)and is pretty much on her own.They may tell her what food she needs to use and some tips on how to prepare it but overall,she has more control than the other cooks. In my opinion,she has a good opportunity to apply what she already knows as well as getting some tips from professional chefs,especially when this is the first professional kitchen she has worked in..Instead,she is frequently questioning the help that they give,when they should give it and not utilizing her time properly. In this business,you have to be able to take the initiative,learn as you go (on the fly),and constantly make adjustments when situations take a turn for the worst.She failing to do all those things and she will be in for a rude awakening one day.

Disaster
dear friends and fan december 8th at about 9.30 a lighting started for about 2 seconds and then immediately it started pouring for about 10 minute and the roof over my studio/ the rain started to pour into my studio like if you where ouside without an umbrella and even if you had an umbrella you could not sheltered it pour for about 10 minutes and immediately quick i lost everything the only thing i save was my laptop it is a very difficult thing for me because i have no family. i am selling some shirts i have the picture on where it say photos clip there gave some imput what to do in such a desperate situacion thanks you all that are part of me take care and thanks sonia britton this occur in the downtown area of san diego between 6 and broadway in front of the marriot hotel the building across. good nite

Disappointment
I'am less disappointed with myself than others are, People expect things of me that I can not do, The things I can do, no one believes. Why must I always have to prove people wrong, why can't they accept what I say. I'am a dreamer, yet I'm a realist, I know my limits, I don't overstep my boundaries, if that makes me a coward then label me so. Some of us have wild goals, we may never achieve, and others have simple goals. I do not have goals, my goal is to live my life, so many people have ambition, but its for all the wrong things, it might start off with good intentions, but often times it becomes a power they can't control, whether it is money or the means they go to make it, and the steps to take it, and the people they squash to make it. If you have ambition good for you, but when you achieve your'e goal dont let it change you, be the one you were before you had the money and the power and the means to get most everyhing you want. So no I'm not disapointed in

Disadvantaged People's Day
Today is International Disadvantaged People's Day. Please send an encouraging message to a retarded friend, just as I've done. I don't care if you lick windows, interfere with farm animals, vote liberal Or occasionally shit yourself....... You hang in there sunshine,You're special !!!

Disappear
DISAPPEAR I'm livin' inside of my mind Inside here I'm just fine Am I fine to you? I'm half-aware, got my head in the clouds I don't wanna come down If I don't have to I'm walkin behind the shadows Just a casual observer Of my own life Suffer in silence, won't ask for your help I can do it myself No matter what the price So independent, you know I don't need you And I know that just leads you Away from this I wanna let go but something won't let me And what will that get me But loneliness Watch me disappear I'm melting, fading away If I go now Would you Even know I was here? I'm fading fast It's like I was never here Fadin' away Watch me disappear I wanna tell you just what I feel for you Wanna make it real for you But don't know how I start to speak but then something stops me You think you've lost me But don't give up now The guards stand steady at the walls

Disappearing Language
Fw: Disappearing language I knew almost all of them... > > I came across this phrase in a book yesterday ..."FENDER SKIRTS". A term I haven't heard in a long time and thinking about "fender skirts" started me thinking about other words that quietly disappear from our language with hardly a notice. > Like "curb feelers" and "steering knobs." > > Since I'd been thinking of cars, my mind naturally went that direction first. Any kids will probably have to find some elderly person over 50 to explain some of these terms to you. > > Remember "Continental kits?" They were rear bumper extenders and spare tire covers that were supposed to make any car as cool as a Lincoln Continental. > > When did we quit calling them "emergency brakes?" At some point "parking brake" became the proper term. But I miss the hint of drama that went with "emergency brake." > > I'm sad, too, that almost all the old folks are gone who would call the accelerator the "foot feed." > > Did

Disappointed
so i never thought i could be so disappointe in someone i love so much. my big brother has always been my hero, the one person i looked up to. but he started changing about a year ago. and changing for the worst. now i cant even stand to think of the fact that hes my brother. now only has he disappointed me, but hes disappointed his other family as well. we all thought he would do so much better then this once he joined the marines. first he turned into an alcholic. then he started getting rude and disrespectful. and then he got violent. only to top it all off by becoming a theif and liar. its so sad to see how bad hes become. and i mean i really dont even want to admitt im related to him anymore. he owes so many people money. yet he has no intentions of paying anyone back. he treats his step son and wife like shit. yet he has a lil girl on the way. i cant stand the thought of that lil girl growin up with the life she is going to have. not only am i disappointed in the m

Disaffection In Cyberland
DISAFFECT refers especially to those from whom loyalty is expected and stresses the effects (as rebellion or discontent) of alienation without actual separation -troops disaffected by hunger. from http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/dissaffection I've been thinking that the Internet reinforces disaffection in human beings, myself included. Alienation w/o separation, indeed. Are those human beings who replace real world physical interactions with keystrokes, microphones, cams and IM chatting already disaffected in themselves? Or does being in cyberland allow disaffection to sow seeds and germinate inside them until it displaces their sense of & need for the real? Why do so many humans try to relate through an artificially electronic means of communicating? Sure, email works as an excellent proxy when it's inconvenient for my friends to respond, but it doesn't supplant the communication between my friends and I. Yet some folks think that these cyber-relationships are real and treat

Disappointed
So...yesterday I was really disappointed in a few people here on Fubar...particularily one person...yes Rick...aka Quit rub'n my banana,and flickin my grapes"protecting the cuties @~EYE CANDY~' I don't understand how you could beg me to work in a lounge we had fun in...then twist it all around after you and I had a special "trusting" friendship... You knew i was over a past relationship...and you at 38 years old...led me on with your words...your supposingly wisdom... You knew i liked you alot, you knew I would go there on spring break to meet up with you if you wanted...and yet..after I told you something very private..somehow i knew it would turn up like this. But you know..that is neither here nor there...apparently your just like the rest. You act like a saint when you would tell me stuff like you did not like the way Hood was letting Candy take over the lounge with Naugty. You sent all of us pictures claiming Naughty was a fake didn't you rick? You sent it on this link http:

Disabled Pregnant Woman Used As Target Practice
ALTON, Illinois (AP) -- Banished to the basement, the 29-year-old mother with a childlike mind and another baby on the way had little more than a thin rug and a mattress to call her own on the chilly concrete floor. Dorothy Dixon ate what she could forage from the refrigerator upstairs, where housemates used her for target practice with BBs, burned her with a glue gun and doused her with scalding liquid that peeled away her skin. They torched what few clothes she had, so she walked around naked. They often pummeled her with an aluminum bat or metal handle. Dixon -- six months pregnant -- died after weeks of abuse. Police have charged two adults, three teenagers and a 12-year-old boy with murder in the case that has repulsed many in this Mississippi River town. "This is heartbreaking," police Lt. David Hayes said. "It was almost as though they were making fun of the abuse they were administering. This woman was almost like living in a prison." Investigators put much

Disaapointments
Am disappointed with the tux place As well as the bridal place with their mishaps. you are suppose to provide good service thoroughly, so you have good customers. Not by skipping out on items that are paid for Or by having the wrong item sewn wrong and wrong size. It's not hard! Do many sleep on their jobs To make these kinds of mistakes?

The Disaster
VIII. THE DISASTER Soon after Ekeuhnick's last talk with Aungayoukuksuk, the words of the prophet began to come true. The sun was very warm one fine morning. Many different birds were singing in the trees. The moon was sailing before the sun, but the sun was not very far behind. Everything was the same as ever for the people. There were enjoying themselves and the children were playing. Ekeuhnick looked up and saw the sun was almost touching the moon. Later he looked up again. The sun touched theh moon. It seemed the sun was going behind the moon. Soon every person around the watching. They waited to see what was going to happen. They even began to ask Ekeuhnick: "Why is the sun so close to the moon?" Ekeuhnick told them they had better prepare for the change coming to the land. There were some who did not seem to believe him. Others, with Ekeuhnick, moved near a great cave close by the place they were staying. There are the only ones that survived when the disaster came.

Disappointment
Can't seem to please you No matter how much I try I am only good at disappointing That just makes me cry I can't tell you how I really feel That would just make you mad So disappointment is what I take You don't know but I am always sad I am nothing but a fake I laugh and smile, but all the while I am wanting to tell you all I hide All the feelings I have inside You don't want to hear the things I have to say I think maybe another day I am not happy and you don't see Why can't you just let me be me? Why do you think I am something I am not If you would just see me for what I have got I may disappoint you even more but at least that way I wouldn't be fake that is for sure

Disappointment
The contest is over, and I never even came close to having a chance at winning. Thank you to all of you that did help out, but I must express my disappointment at my so called friends. Never again, as long as I am on Fubar, will I EVER help anyone in a contest, to level or anything else. I have helped so many of you to do these things and when it came right down to it to return the favor only a select few stepped up to the plate. DO NOT SEND ME REQUESTS TO HELP IN CONTESTS, ETC AGAIN. IT WILL NOT HAPPEN! EXCEPT FOR THOSE THAT HELPED ME! Guess I should have worded that differently! LOL sorry!

Disappointed
I clearly remember the last couple of days why I cleaned up the friends list a while back. It seems that when you give, people love ya but when you ask for something they disappear. I only asked for 1 rate and couldn't even get that. OK, I got around 30, but that pales in comparison to the thousand plus friends and fans.

Disappointed Again....
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. I may be disappointed at people recently and yet a big blow today but eh nothing will hold me down. I'm too out going and happy of a person to be down and disappointed for long!

Disappointment
I feel like, I''m on fire! You can't imagine my pain, the burning & pinching is maddening!! The Head aches & shakes are unnerving.... I feel as if something is crawling all over me at all tim, My Abdomen is making storage noises, and goes from hot to cool, during intervals I haven't taken the time to measure. I feel as if I am being consumed, imaging my frustration due to not being able to convince someone in the medical field that it's not a delusion, I started to write, "It's not all in my head." but, quite literally, it IS is my head, if I'm interpreting these sensations accurately. I witnessed a fire ant drop from my nose into my laptop keyboard, yet it was thought to be a delusion, WTF is that about. How can I explain any better an insect has crawled from my body, I feel as if I am being eaten alive and no one that I go to.... excuse please, follow for a moment: It took me a whole week to get up the nerve to go to the hospital after seeing the insect fall from my nose due to the

Disappointed In Indianapolis
I believe I'm currently fickled when it comes to men. Though, I don't think I'm wrong for thinking that way I do. See, I have tried every avenue there is to meet a man. So far, nothing has panned out in that department. I've learned even the really nice guys are losers. All I'm asking for a decent man that is good looking, has a job, his own car, no drama, no drugs, no underlining anger issues, and isn't a plain jerk. So far, dudds. I'm not sure where I'm going wrong. Friends say to wait. It will come to me. I've waited... I am 24, though still young, I'm a mother of a little boy and I feel older and more mature. I am to that point in my life that I want to be with someone and settledown. Though, I am content with being single. I miss the love, affection, and companionship. People would say, get a dog... NO THANKS! =) And I'm allergic to cats so there you go! I'm sure many understand and are dealing with what I'm dealing with. I've decided to simplify things abou

Disarray By Lifehouse
I face my demons wrestling these angels to the ground And all that I could find was a thin line between all the saints And villains it was crossed In my own mind Some day I'm gonna find it wish i knew what i was looking for inside the disarray I woke up this morning don't know where I'm going but it's Alright I wouldn't have it any other way Struggling between the facts and fiction I'm alone But I'm alive Everyone around me is trying to make a statement Then there's me I'm just trying to survive Some day I'm gonna find it wish i knew what i was looking for inside the disarray I woke up this morning don't know where I'm going but it's Alright I wouldn't have it any other way If this was any other day I'd pretend to know where I stand I just don't know

Disaster Relief Mode This Weekend
Attending the Texas Victim Services' Association conference this week to further enrich my skills that I do on the domestic violence crisis lines and through victim services at the police department, a call for action has been placed for volunteers for disaster relief teams here in Austin, Texas, because Ike is heading to Texas -- the question is whether it is heading now more towards Port Lavaca or Galveston. Galveston already has mandatory evacuations in place since yesterday, I think. Austin is generally unscathed by hurricanes because we are so far inland, but they are predicting that this might be like Hurricane Carla of the 1960's era and Austin may still have the effects of a cat 2 heading through Austin -- even as it heads through land. UT has rescheduled the UT - ARK game that was scheduled on Saturday to September 27th in efforts to keep as many folks off of the roads travelling to here for the game. Of course, all disaster planning may not be needed because we al

Disabled Ramblings
I have spent the last week hobbling around from what I believe to be a pinched sciatica. This is has partially disabled me so that I have spent a lot of time resting on the couch. You can only watch so much TV so in my current state I have been lost in my head quite a bit. With the upcoming elections a good portion of my thoughts have been toward our current government and the state of our world and existence within it. I recently heard "A people should not fear it's government; a government should fear it's people." I thought, wow, that is so true. So many people live in fear of our government. Knowing that we are being tracked by social security numbers, internet logs, credit cards, and the upcoming implanted microchip that we all know to be on its way. We allow this to happen unfortuantely. When given paper work to fill out--we do not hesitate to write down all of our personal information. Why is that?? Because we are led to believe that by giving up our privacy we will be provided

Disaster Movie
Plot Summary: In DISASTER MOVIE, the filmmaking team behind the hits "Scary Movie," "Date Movie," "Epic Movie" and "Meet The Spartans" this time puts its unique, inimitable stamp on one of the biggest and most bloated movie genres of all time -- the disaster film. DISASTER MOVIE follows the comic misadventures of a group of ridiculously attractive twenty-somethings during one fateful night as they try to make their way to safety while every known natural disaster and catastrophic event -- asteroids, twisters, earthquakes, the works -- hits the city and their path as they try to solve a series of mysteries to end the rampant destruction. Taking aim at everything and everyone, from "Indiana Jones" and "Iron Man" to Amy Winehouse and "High School Musical," DISASTER MOVIE lampoons the blockbuster movie, pop culture icons and public figures along the way as Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer satirize everything as only they can. My Comments: It was a disaster all right. I really didn't l

Disabled Vet
Ok first off iam really bad at this blog thing but i cant get this off my mind ! i had to go to Joplin Mo. to pick up my son he stays there though the week while he works and comes home on the weekend , needed stop in Lowes pick up glass for windows befor weather tunes cooler . Picked up the boy was on way to , not knowing how much the glass was going to coast me stoped at a stop light a man was setting there with sign disabled vet no money passing though . as i looked i noticed vet or not he was disabled 1 hand was missing he looked as if not to have had a shower in months m my cup holder was full of change qurters nickles dimes pennies i was trying to hurry befor the light changed as he got closer i noticed his arms were buned up passed his shirt sleaves was handing him the change when i noticed 1/2 his other hand was missing as well and burned he could only take part of the chang at a time putting in his pocket all whie trying give him as much as i could at this point befor lig

Disappear
Disappear People like you change the world But not like before You don't seem to listen It's shit like this that makes me so fucking insecure I told you something was off, even from the start I don't care if you don't like it We never fell in love, We only fell apart I won't give up, I promised myself I'd make it I don't care anymore I don't care how you take it Time was never on my side Even in the beginning You still had so much you hide It's because I'm not good enough Because I fell too many times in life I cant help it, not everyone has the best of luck But you insist You're one of those people who dont give a fuck Your actions speak louder than any word You tell me things will stay the same I said I'm sorry, this treatment is absurd First you always begged me to stay Less than a few weeks in time Now you want me gone every day What am I supposed to think This isnt maturing or growing up Its the easy way out of something without smiling These ar

Disappear
How I wish I could disappear my dream is so clear Never being in this place seeing that expression on your face Oh what bliss it would be if u could only see How that white little lie made me want to die I can not win this race Now I have no face Ourlives are in shambles All because u gambled U can not take it back u killed me in your attack Tired of feeling blue Maybe one day my dream will come true

Disappointed
I am so VERY SICK of people I thought were my friends. Thru this whole election process I have made it VERY CLEAR I am a Republican, and a supporter of McCain/Palin. I HAVE NOT ONCE gotten into my friends who are DEMOCRATS faces about their choice in their political party. I however have been shouted at, deleted, and even called a whore for being a Republican backing McCain/Palin. We are Americans who have the right to vote as we choose, and speak our minds. IF you voted for Obama then that was ur choice, and ur right. DO NOT come to my page and shout BS at me. I have my beliefs and u have urs. LET'S KEEP THEM OUT OF OUR FRIENDSHIPS ON HERE. If u want to talk logically about the election, then that is one thing, but the first time I feel insulted. I do have a delete button, and I WILL use it.

Disappear
Disappear I know what is in me I know what struggles to come out I can feel it all burning now I can see my future in doubt There she stood before me There she was an Angel in pain There was a time of hope There was a love to gain Now there is just me alone Now there is nothing to view Now I lay awake at night Now I can’t see my way through Before we finally touched my dreams were full Before we stood in each others shadow Before I knew what my heart wanted Before I lost the love I wanted to know After all is said and done After all my fate becomes clear After you fade from my sight After you I simply Disappear

Disappointments About Sex Itself November 2008
Libra - November 2008 Your fundamental need to be in a relationship is as strong as ever. Early this month you have the opportunity to make necessary changes in an established relationship. A certain nervousness in your temperament can work against your best interests around November 12 to 16. It can be difficult to understand yourself and your reactions. If you have any worries or fears concerning a crumbling relationship or disappointments about sex itself, this is a positive time to seek counseling. With effort, it's possible to achieve inner serenity and a better balance in your love life. If you can, take some time alone around the New Moon on November 27. This can make you come back to your lover with fresh eyes.

Disappearing
i may be disappearing from here for awhile again due to the fact that my asshole of a bf blew the bill money that was suppose to pay for the computer and it has to go back so not sure how i will be getting online or when

Disappointment
You know i really hate the disappointments in life that really have a HUGE impact on you, Im not talking about the ones where you didnt get an "A" on a paper, or your hair color didnt turn out just right. Im talking bout the bigger ones, where your spouse to be leaves you at the alter, your friends stab you in the back, your parents divorce. Those kinds of things!!! Well Im feeling disappointed right now, feeling like the ppl who make offers to help really dont mean it or there are conditions to that help but they fail to mention those conditions ahead of time and thats frustrating. Cuz I dont ask for help unless I need it and if you dont really wanna help me then dont offer...I dont need my simple task turning into an emergency, such as now, because you fail to follow thru like you said you would do even after making it a point to state "you can count me whenever you need me!". HAAAA!!!! So many ppl claim that, so few really mean it! Well Im one of those who really means it s

Disappearance
If I happen to one day just disappear for awhile, it will be because of problems on the home front. Those of you that know me well, know that I have been staying at my mom's since I came back from Germany. The whole ordeal was suppose to be for 3 months and now its been a year and 3 months. It is causing problems for them, I am constantly hearing them fight although I stay in my room most of the time. Today she reminded me again (it's a daily thing) that my 3 months were up a long time ago. She said I need to start saving my money (what $$?) for a place to live or to find someone looking for a roommate. She said that her husband is talking a ridiculous amount of rent he wants to charge me, but didn't say the amount. They are fighting constantly, although their bedroom is below mine I hear the constant raised voices. Friday, I have an appointment for my wrist to see if I get on medical. If I do, I will get a very very little grant for the short time I am on the medical. But if I n

Disappearance And Not Magical
Well I just got told the net will be off either Thursday or Friday depending on what day she is paid up through. Ugh my only way of communicating with so many of my friends. Yah, I can tell she definitely wants me out of here. I was told when I called the shelter on Tuesday that I am the 4th on the list, this is the UGM one. So that means my life will become even more null then it is. I need to get a life badly. This shit just hit me hard.

Disasociate/make Urself
Living down on what you found try to take my crown. What you not know how am i suppose to show. Where am I suppose to go. No one ever seem to care. No one ever seem's to be there. All left with no air. I'm down by with what you say. Come out come around if you think you can play. Your life ain't all what you call you fall. Make you seem less live to believe one's life is not a lesson well taught make your self caught. You bring me down why you make me fheel less down on myself you take away stay away you can't keep your self from me.Pain yourself away from me. Who gives a fuck bout what you think. Your not all but used & left on up.Why are you one to jhock get your self off my cock. Why are you one to ever put your self up to what you thought. You could never knew. How could i ever know what never ever seems to flow. How am i suppose to know weight dead brain insane. My life full plauged of all what life is made never found what is not fheelin better. I am a reason of a cause you fucke

Disappointments
Why is it that I make you so mad What don't I get that you wish I had When we laugh, smile and kiss all day Something always gets in the way Why do I always mess things up with you Tell me what is there that I can do I don't want anymore arguments Only joyous and happy moments I hate making things so difficult I don't try to, its not my fault I don't understand why I do what I do But I will try what I can not to Everything was perfect, not a problem in sight I try to keep it that way with all my might You mean more to me than life itself, you know I don't want to ruin what we have, that's no show My heart, mind, body and soul belong to you There is nothing I wouldn't do to make you happy too Just to see the gleam in your eyes, the smile on your face I'd do anything to keep it that way, beyond time and space I can't stand when you are annoyed with me What is it that I do to make you so angry I'm sorry I'm such a disappointment to you Please believe me, whatever it is you choose to

Disabled Kitten
Well as most of you know 5 weeks ago Jazz had her kittens one of them though is disabled. It has the manx syndrome .Kittens are hard enough to find homes for so not even sure if I could find someone to take it in. I'm thinking it would most likely do best in a home with seniors then staying with me , my other pets and also the kids .

Disability...yep!
First i must admit,i should not have even mentioned my disability but, anyone that knows me at all knows my mouth sometimes goes on without me....lol. So for those that have wondered...my disability is Chronic Depression.I have lived with this my whole life is why i said it did not matter.it just "is" for me. Waking up every day,i must convince myself,today is a wonderful day...some days i do well and others i just can't...bear with me please.Alot of things hurt my feelings easily and others just make me work harder at believing.... Life has been dfficult but i am a survivor and always will be.I love people and genuinely care for all i cross paths with.This gift helps keep me from drawing inside myself and never coming out. My heart is much bigger than my disability (Thank You God) Love You All...Melanie

Disabilities
I have read several MuMMs where people are constantly insulting people over the subject of what is often called "hidden disabilities", (this has aggrivated me at so many different levels) yes it is easier to understand someone who has a physical disablity because we can very easily 'see" what disability the person is dealing with. A hidden disabilty is one that you can NOT see easily just by looking at the person, and yes it deals with psychological disabilities and yes I have heard how psychology is one of the newest levels of medicine and how much hogwash it is . With the medical field constantly advancing ( because people always want to know "why") we continue to research not only physical medicine but medicine concerning the mind. And even though most see physical medicine as advancing to new levels they also see psycholgy as a farse. I have heard all the insult and uneducated arguements concerning people with "hidden disabilities" such as its just an excuse to get out of being

Disabled Or Just Fat?
Dis-a-bled (dis-ey-buhld)-AdjectiveCrippled; injured; incapacitated. Maybe I have a different perspective as to what makes a person disabled. However, I was in chat the other day, over at Pogo getting my nifty lil weekly badges, and happen to pay some attention to the chat box. The chatters were going on about how they were trying to lose weight or needed to get on a “diet.” The way the convo was going most people were talking about needing to lose 50 or more pounds. So, I told them that a diet is meant for people who need to lose about 20 pounds or less. For those who need to lose more than about 20 pounds they need to reevaluate their eating habits or lifestyle of eating. Everything was still going good at this point, no one was bashing me in or snapping at me, yet. Someone then typed in that he does a lot all day but just keeps putting on weight. So, I added that in order to lose weight a person needs to burn more calories per day than the number of calories the

Disappointment
I was suppose to have a guy come visit me. He then faked being in hospital, and having three firefighters die in the phoenix area. I could understand being there for the three firefighter's services, but I don't know if they really died. He still made promises, he never intended on keeping. He tried to tell me that he was different then the others, but turns out he is just like the rest of the male species. My last guy dumped me cuz i wouldn't have sex with somebody else. Why are men such jerks??? Why are they so two faced??

Disappointed (my Own Poem)
Disappointed How could you make me feel this way At this point in time, this very day You of all people should have known I wanted to be happy for at least today But you never seize to amaze me You made me feel so lonely Instead of putting a smile in my face You gave me frustration and a lot of pain I’m not expecting anything nice Neither do I expect sudden change in my life I was hoping you would try just a bit Yet you brok

Disappear
twisting in my stomach,am i sick again?don't knowstinging in my eyes,will i cry again?maybecurl up and pretend,am i sleeping?not reallyjust close my eyes,hold my stomach,and stay very stilljust wait and you'll see.it will be as if i'm not even here.maybe i'm still nobody, ormaybe i am somebodyand just cant see it yetbut no one tells me so ill stay quiet.stay still, andpretendjust to see what happens next

Disappointment
Disappointment is: when you look forward to eating potato salad that your mom sent you home with, but when you open it, you realize she gave you the wrong container and it is full of onions.... *gag* when you open the container of gumbo she sent you home with, and realize that there is no chicken in it... only sausage... and sausage makes you sick if you eat it... ------------------------------------------------------------------- I am eating gumbo.. with no meat (well.. very VERY little chicken) and with no potato salad.... because it has nasty onions in it... *sad*

Disappointed Again
Plans madePlans cancelledExpectingDisappointed againWhere is she?Has something happened?No callNo showScehdulingReschedulingTime and time againNo moreI am through With the games The run aroundI must really careAs I keep believing In what will never beIn what is notI need closerI need peaceI need clarityI need to be done with herHow do I do that?Is there steps I must take?Is there something that I must do?Something I must say?I know not where I am goingI know not how I feelI know not what to doNor what to sayAm I wrong for believing?For expecting?For hoping?For hanging on?I want to be madTo be angryTo be hurtTo lash outBut how can?Will I?I know notI am confusedJust a call That would be niceA noteEven that would be goodBut nothing I receiveNothing I hearWhat do I do now?How do I do it?

Disagreement With Management Over Use Of Pictures Of Gun Pointed At Kitten To Get Us To Invite Friends
I think that it is disgusting that management has to go so low as to use violence against animals to try to get us to invite our friends. I, for one, will NOT invite friends under such circumstances.

Disappear Forever? Maybe...
I found it interesting. http://lifehacker.com/5676149/how-to-ditch-big-brother-and-disappear-forever?skyline=true&s=i Imagine desolving your history, your name and starting again. Maybe in a super secret underground community that members only go by call name. I think it might be cool...for a bit.

Disappointment, Unfairness, Inequity: Who Wants A Pick?
There have been many write-ups about this topic, self-help books, inspirational booklets, pamphlets, you name it. The ones that I have been read usually say the same thing. This article wont tell you why in the world should there be disappointments and injustice, neither how will you be able to avoid it. This is just to present how it feels to be in that position as it is, without condescension, without analysis or judgment. Somebody close to my heart is currently in pain. His heart is aching because of disappointment with the turnout of something he badly wanted and hardly worked for. Each one of us had our share of disappointments. I believe nobody is immune to it, for even God experienced it when the first man and woman fell into sin. Disappointment is part of life that can show up unannounced at any time and place according to a writer I know (only by name).When disappointment isn’t dealt with properly, it can grow heavy and smother our hearts, and steal our joy. When even

Disappearing
Fuabar family..... I am going to be disappearing for the next few months. I have a family outside of fubar that I need to push my energy to more... and work need to be more about addition to detail.. You guys were what got me through 2010 and I will never stay gone long.... I will still stay around on FB and will kind of hit skype every now and again. If you really need to get a hold of me you know how..... Prime

Disaster..
Day 1 Cigarettes today: 5 Urge to kill Scale (1-10): 10 - Talk to me and I will kill you.. I started quitting smoking today. I method I am using is the nicotine patch. I smoked on average of 1 &1/2 to 2 packs a day. The largest patch they have is = to 1 pack a day. I already cutting my smoking in half and my body is not happy about it. Todays Mishaps: I was doing just fine until around 3pm today. A customer had a rush job and wanted me to work overtime, This never happens. Lovely.. By 5pm my urge to kill scale was at 10.. At one point I lost a tool for 20 minutes only to find it in my pocket.. I then threw it across the shop and lost it for another 5 minutes.. Jen called me and i freaked out on her for no reason.. She should have hung up on me.. Bright side, the job I did didn't give me too many problems and turned out looking real nice.. I was starving so I go to Subway for dinner.. I was craving a Meatball Sub on italian herbs and cheese bread.. They tell me they are out

Disassterous Visits!
Dear Ninja .... my Wicked friends is coming to visit me in 3 weeks and shes scaring the hell out of me. She keeps talking about bringing me gifts of vibrators and buckets ...arriving in a trench coat and clogs... and violating my various delicate parts. Should I just not pick her up at the airport ... or move ~Troubled in Canada Dear Troubled, If it's Wicked, you better start prepping your butt now. She may have sworn off using those beads on herself, but she hasn't said she wouldn't substitute your keister for hers. Anal Ease will help, but a butt plug might be your only hope. Although, I hear the whole chastity belt thing is actually real and there's a site out there that sells them. Rush shipping perhaps? If you do that, though, she's going to want to shove those beads somewhere, and I don't think they cover the hole you are seeking to protect. A chastity belt and a Hannibal mask would cover 2 out of 3 though! If all else fails, there is always the weirdos that post on

Disaster
"Disaster" I'm trying not to pretend, It won't happen again and again like that. I never thought it would end, 'cause you got up in my head, in my head like that. And made me happy, baby, love is crazy, So amazing, but it's changing, rearranging, I don't think I can take anymore [Chorus:] 'Cause the walls burned up and our love fell down, And it turned into whatever, now we're saying never. Feel the fire 'cause it's all around, And it's burning for forever and always. You gotta let it go the other way And live for another day, 'cause it ain't the same, my baby. Watch it all falling to the ground. No happy ever after ‒ just disaster. I didn't want it this way, I only wanted to say I loved you right. But now you're walking away, And leaving me here to stay, So foolish of me to wait for you to realize All the things I gave you, made you, Changed you, your dreams came true When I met you, now forget you, Don't want anymore [Chorus] 'Cause the walls burned up and our love fell dow

Disappear
Suddenly all the people who matters to me "disappear" And make up any bullshit excuse just so to be forgiven I hope it will be the last time, but sadly it became a habit The more i hear your bullshit, the you push me away I fed up and walk away Days become weeks Weeks become month later on, you call or txt saying you miss me What you except me to do Tell you that i miss you Tell you that i was fine, but all i did was waiting for you Tell you that you left a huge emptiness in my heart when u left me Did it satisfy you to torture me or did i became a toy for you to mess with You have done enough of damage already, why did you have To come back Written By: MaryoOm BrokenHeart

Disappointment As A Motivation For Future
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Disappearing Acts Of Me!
So, I've had quite a lot of messages from people who've known me on Fu since my first account about 5-6years ago about where I've been and why I come back for a short period of time and vanish again without a goodbye. I've had a lot of family issues, my partner has problems with his eyes and has required several lots of surgery over the past 18 months to try and save his eyesight (I think we are finally winning on that front!). My grandparents were ill over Christmas and new year’s, ended up going into a care home and unfortunately we lost my granddad last month. Dad is still in and out of hospital waiting for some major surgery which has been put back and delayed so many times now due to cut backs but hopefully that will happen for him soon enough. Then there’s me. Well, I'm in work most days when I can make it in, taken a few days off in the past several months but I come in as often as I can, perhaps pushing myself a bit too much some of the time. I've been

Disappear
Always looking in from the outside, I watch. Watch the happiness of others and wishing I could feel it. My feelings mean nothing. I am nothing, but the mask I wear. A mask of false emotions to hide the truth. When the mask begins to slip and the truth revealed, I slink to the shadows. The shadows hide insecurities and imperfections. I am insecure. I am imperfect. I am nothing. Time to fade into darkess. Disappeaer.

Disappointed
I'm sorry if I dissapointed you... Not the woman you wanted me to be ..not beautiful enough..thin enough.. Not the mother you all expect me to be ..to leniant..not stern enough. Not the friend you all thought I should be ..not around enough..cant help enough Not the lover you expected me to be. ..too passionate ..too emotional. Not the daughter you thought I would be ..not responsible enough..not smart enough Its ok though because I'm disappointed in myself... Not the person I thought I was.. Not the person I expected myself to be. I've tried to hard to make everyone happy and all i've done is manage to disappoint everyone in everyway I lost sight in who I was..what I need to be for myself I cannot be everything to everyone. I'm simply me. I need help sometimes too..

Disbelief
Will this pain ever stop? Will my heart ever feel good again. The pain i feel is so real. Crushed and broken missing the good times and even the bad. I cannot hear you anymore. In my dreams you used to be now just a figure i cannot make out. Your so cold and distant its sharp and cuts me deep. Everyone else is so much more important that me. Just get it over with draw the knife across my neck and the suffering will be over soon. Do you even care that you have made me hurt? For years now i have given my all and for what? To have it thrown back in my face and treated like im less than you.... Good bye bad dream i will not allow you to contol me any longer. Keep what you will but give me back what is mine. I am no longer yours so i say good bye!

Disbelief
Someome showed up at my door at 11:30pm last night. My heart did drop to my feet cause I never expected to see them. We talked about life and listened to music all night and it was just like old times. They just left about an hour ago. It was great, just seemed to great. I fear I should be wary of fishiness in the air....I dunno. That is all. :-s

Disbelief
As we all walk this earth, searching for our paths in life., we stumble upon things we can not explain. Things we can try to comprehend, yet most never get the concept. Everyone is born with free will of the heart and soul. Our souls will carry us after our bodies have aged and gone. i voted on a mumm today about heaven and hell and if i was going to heaven or hell. I commented and said, "neither, i don't believe they exist . We aren't here to prove there is a heave or hell, we are here for a higher purpose. Yah maybe I'm a weirdo, so what but is it wrong for me to feel that people find stuff to worship to make themselves feel better about death? knowing there is something to look forward to and not waiting for the end. They believe that once the end has come there is no more, nothing exists, just nothingness. I was once scared of death, thinking that when i close my eyes for the last time that world was gone, and after time passed, the people I share this time on earth with wo

Dischorded Emotion
Screaming, sobbing, wailing Tunes of a tortured soul. Dischords and missed harmony Striking madness into the mind's ear. Crashing, percussive beat Of a breaking, hurting heart. Tuneless melody of sorrow Off-key and wounded, Mindless, seeking solace Finding only shrieking chaos. Slicing slashing pain Escalating notes of misery, And then... ...Only Silence. copyright 2006 d r hyden

Discovery.
I've rediscovered something after being single for almost 5 months. Something I had nearly forgotten. Sleeping alone once in a while is great. But doing it every night sucks. Alot. Beh. I also just rediscovered that if I clean my glasses I can see better. Last night I discovered that working a 14 hour shift at the worlds most boring job REALLY fucking sucks. My employers re-affirmed for me that the company is run by a bunch of cracked out retards. I discovered there really is a sink under the dishes in the kitchen. How gross is that? Speaking of cracked out retards. My cats are driving me fucking nuts. She's in heat and he's fixed and just wants to get away from her. I also just discovered that I can type for 3 minutes and say absolutely nothing worth saying. O_o

Discussion Of Punishment
The first thing to consider is why you are punishing a sub, and what you want to gain out of it. Some people tend to think that punishment should be given for enjoyment purposes, either the dom's or the sub's. If you're doing it for enjoyment, then it's not really punishment to a sub, and if s/he thinks that it is then they are much more likely to disobey to get something that they want. If the dom does it for their enjoyment, then calling the activity a punishment can be damaging to the self-confidence and self-esteem of the sub, they will question why they can't seem to please their dom and always need to be punished. Such activity is much better labeled as pleasing the dom, rather than punishing the sub. A sub should be punished for something s/he did, or did not do, providing that the dom's expectations on the matter have been clearly established. If there were no clear expectations, then the sub should not be punished because the dom is at fault. The sub is a person, and can o

Disclaimer!!
WARNING!!!! NOT FOR THE MENTALLY ILL!! MAY CONTAIN HARSH LANGUAGE AND REALLY BAD IDEAS THAT YOU SHOULD NOT TRY AT HOME, LIKE SKINNING CATS WITH YOUR TEETH AND BLOWING AIR UP A DOBERMAN'S ASS WITH A HAIR DRYER. If you have read my Chronicles before then it may already be too late for you. I apologize for the lateness of this disclaimer. Although it is better late than never, I feel as though I should have warned people sooner about "Random thoughts from a TwIsTeD mind". If you are a mentally ill individual, as most of my derelict friends are (you are all sick people that are more than likely beyond any help, I love you all), then it is probably NOT a good idea for you to read these articles as they could worsen the situation. Of course it has GOT to be funny as hell when you talk to your shrinks! If you could put it on video I'd love to get a copy. Also, if you are in perfect mental health, then PLEASE STOP NOW BEFORE ANY DAMAGE IS DONE!!! Of course there are those of whose

Discover Your Sexual Personality
Discover Your Sexual Personality Your Personal Guide to Fantastic Sex Tickle.com Cindy, your sexual personality is Omega-PLDN-10. Your sexual personality is determined by your sexual persona (Omega), 4 sexual scales (Emotional/Physical, Look/Touch, Daring/Modest, Verbal/Non-verbal), and your libido score (10). As an Omega, you are someone who feels sexy, looks sexy, and really knows the ropes when it comes to lovemaking. Your sex appeal is more overt than others and your sexual confidence and awareness are particularly high.

Discover The Joy
Friday, October 20, 2006 Discover the joy Stop waiting for someone to hand you the answers to your most difficult and perplexing questions. Those answers will come when you focus your life on what you know in your heart to be true and worthwhile. The secrets of life are not kept from you because someone has chosen to hide them away. They are always yours to know and experience when you're ready to accept who you truly are. The world may seem to be filled with confusion, frustration and random events. Yet when you become fully focused on your most profound purpose, it all makes perfect sense. There is value, there is meaning, there is opportunity and beauty in such abundance that you cannot begin to imagine. Let go of your ego, drop your useless pretenses, and a whole universe of magnificent possibilities will pop into view. It's time to stop running from the fears you've imagined. It's time to start fulfilling the life that you are. What you most fervently and sinc

Discovery
Discovery I never thought that anyone could simply say Hello and all at once fill all my dreams with such a warming glow I never thought that anyone could merely smile at me and in that moment have my heart for all eternity I never thought that anyone could make my life a song so full of love for all my days..... untill you came along