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Dog Growth
A distraught dog owner called his vet pleading for an immediate appointment. He explained that his dog had a large growth or swelling near the corner of its mouth. The vet told him to bring the animal right over. When the man came in, the vet examined the dog as the man stood by, anxiously waiting. At last the vet turned to him and asked, "Do you have any children?" "Oh, good grief, is it contagious?" the man gasped. "No," the doctor answered. "It's bubble gum."

Doggy Come And Doggy Go. Stress It Seems Has Not Been A Problem.
Today I am doing something that has never been done - for me that is. We are just off to look at a dog with the view to bringing it home. I am just trying to think what questions need asking and quite frankly cannot. It does not bother me which is maybe a little fool hardy if, say, he is not house trained. We will see. This all began with a housewarming party in Liverpool where we met a Tibetan terrier called Diesal who was adorable. As our friends were going on holiday they were looking at kennels but were devastated to see how little space Diesal would have - about a dining room table sized cage. During a conversation about logistics, we live half way across the country, they live on the coast but we were told that they could transport Diesal to us. I said it would be no problem and we had him for three weeks. This may not seem strange but I have never owned a dog before and not handled them much either. So this was another learning curve but we coped and I would never

Doggy Come And Doggy Go. Stress It Seems Has Not Been A Problem. Second Try
Today I am doing something that has never been done - for me that is. We are just off to look at a dog with the view to bringing it home. I am just trying to think what questions need asking and quite frankly cannot. It does not bother me which is maybe a little fool hardy if, say, he is not house trained. We will see. This all began with a housewarming party in Liverpool where we met a Tibetan terrier called Diesal who was adorable. As our friends were going on holiday they were looking at kennels but were devastated to see how little space Diesal would have - about a dining room table sized cage. During a conversation about logistics, we live half way across the country, they live on the coast but we were told that they could transport Diesal to us. I said it would be no problem and we had him for three weeks. This may not seem strange but I have never owned a dog before and not handled them much either. So this was another learning curve but we coped and I would never hav

Dog Hugs
ATTENTION ALL DOGS!!! THE FOLLOWING ARE IMPORTANT INSTRUCTIONS FOR EVERY DOG TO KNOW : Instructions for properly hugging a baby: 1. First, spy a baby. 2. Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques. If you smell baby powder and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers, this is indeed a baby. 3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process. **Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the "paw slide" easier. 4. The "paw slide"- Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up. 5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented "hug, smile, and lean" so as to achieve the best photo quality. Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry, climate-controlled environment for the rest of your life. Good Luck to all of you! awww cant put pics in here well check read this then check

Doghouse Tonight
hey just letting everyone know i will be at the doghouse tonight to listen to my husband dj from 7 untill 12 lets all have a great time and listen to some good rock and roll.would love to see people come and have some fun,2202 east lake rd erie pa.

A Dog In Heat
A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat." "What's that mean?" asked the child. "Go ask your father", answered the mother, "I think he's in the garage." The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you." Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it and said, "Okay, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time around the block." The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?" The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home."

Dog In A Bathtub
Dog In A Bathtub This is a proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.

The Dog I Bit Back
One tear begins to fall down the unknown face. She begins to comprehened the fact that her life is over. The death inside her is begining to show. Now everyone that passes looks at he in utter disgust. Not only destroying every ounce of self esteem she has left but her self worth. She begins seeing only red.... then black... now nothing. Everyone stats to stare wondering "if she will ever go back to the way she once was." She sit with this blank stare on her face. Now showing no emotions what so ever. This is the day the dog got bit.

Do Girls Really Like Jerks
SHE SAYS: No, but we think we do. As someone who dated a jerk, whom I now refer to as my "learning experience," I admit to falling under the jerk spell. Here's how the jerk spell works: we meet the jerk and in some twisted way are seduced by his confidence, charm, and passion. We don't see these as the disguises they are: confidence is really arrogance, charm comes from him being a player, and his passion is being the center of his own universe. “The jerk sniffs out our insecurities and uses them to reel us in with compliments that eventually turn into criticisms.” The jerk sniffs out our insecurities and uses them to reel us in with compliments that eventually turn into criticisms. And if we see a red flag, like the time my "learning experience" told me his definition of a relationship was "light, fun and physical," we play mind games with ourselves. We use our normally rational inner voice to convince ourselves that we can tame him or that with the right kind of girlfriend he will

The Dog (justice)
I have been watching the dog for the last twenty or more minutes and ALL he has been doing is licking the floor, or licking himself, i think he is missing a few brain cells or is really confused, what floor/pillow/bed/balls could possibly taste that good, he just started licking himself again here we go, and it is not a quiet lick at all.

The Dog,like Or Not?
hay ya all plz let me know if ya like the dog the bounty hunter? cuz i'm fixing to open up a dog the bounty hunter pic. album and would like to know how meany of ya out there likes him THE DOG!!! so plz commit to this Blog. thanks thehogman

Dog Logic
DOG LOGIC Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. -Roger Caras The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. -Anonymous There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. -Ben Williams A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. -Josh Billings The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. -Andy Rooney Dogs love their friends & bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love & always have to mix love & hate. -Anonymous Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. -Franklin P. Jones If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise -Unknown My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money. -Joe Weinstein Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get u

Dog Logic....
Dog Logic The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. -Anonymous There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. -Ben Williams A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. -Josh Billings The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. -Andy Rooney Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P. Jones If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise -Unknown My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money. -Joe Weinstein If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. -Mark Twain Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. -Roger Caras If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them

Dog Makes You Smile
Hope these dogs make you smile! Sorry!! Too cute not to pass on! Guess that fake ID really works!!! Party time! Are you serious !?! Gggggrrrrrrrrr! I'm sooo mean! What part of this face do you not understand!? And a Happy Birthday to ME!!! Guess I'll just go eat worms .. Wojk akjdow alkoiehnaf slkjfow!!!!! WHAT!?! But it was like this when I got here!!! Just kill me now . As Fifi sports the latest in wristband fashion I'll show him where he can stick that thermometer! !! Don't hate me because I'm beautiful .

Dogma
Dogma, 1998 One of the most talked-about movies of the year is also one of the funniest! In this hilarious comic fantasy from the writer/director Kevin Smith (Clerks, Chasing Amy) two banished angels (Ben Affleck and Matt Damon) find a loophole that would get them back into heaven. The only snag? They'll be destroying existence in the process. In an effort to stop them, the overworked Voice of God (Alan Rickman) taps cynical mortal Bethany (Linda Fiorentino) to save the world by preventing the angels from reaching their unholy destination: New Jersey! Throw in two unlikely prophets named Jay and Silent Bob (Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith), the quick-witted yet little-known thirteenth apostle ( comedian Chris Rock) and a sexy, former muse with a case of writers block (Salma Hayek) and you've got a hysterical and thrilling race against time packed with an all-star cast that entertainment weekly called "one of the ten best movies of 1999" Dogma drew me in from the start. I love the i

Dogma I - Metaphysics #2
Meanwhile, at the Chinese laundromat... DOGMA I - METAPHYSICS #2 "COSMOLOGY" THE BOOK OF UTERUS from the Honest Book of Truth revealed to Lord Omar 1. Before the beginning was the Nonexistent Chao, balanced in Oblivion by the Perfect Counterpushpull of the Hodge and the Podge. 2. Whereupon, by an Act of Happenstance, the Hodge began gradually to overpower the Podge and the Primal Chaos thereby came to be. 3. So in the beginning was the Primal Chaos, balanced on the Edge of Oblivion by the Perfect Counterpullpush of the Podge and the Hodge. 4. Whereupon, by The Law of Negative Reversal (see below), the Podge swiftly underpowered the Hodge and Everything broke loose. 5. And therein emerged the Active Force of Discord, the Subtle Manifestation of the Nonexistent Chao, to guide Everything along the Path back to Oblivion - that it might not become lost among

Dogma Break
Everything is designed to hurt you Everything is designed to control you The person who helps you is your greatest Enemy "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." I Cross no lines, for no one Before you complain Why don't you try not being a part of the problem.

A Dog Named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand.... I have had Sex since I was nine years old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy." When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family is barred from the church from then on.

A Dog Named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand. ... I have had Sex since I was nine years old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy." When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family is barred from the church from then on. When my

Dog Named Sex?
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand. ... I have had Sex since I was nine years old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy." When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family is barred from the church from then on. When my

A Dog Named Sex..
Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I call mine "Sex". Sex is a very embarrassing name, but I never knew HOW embarrassing until one day I took Sex for a walk and he ran away from me. I spent hours looking for him. A police officer came along and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning. I said, "I was looking for Sex." My court case comes up next Thursday. One day I went to City Hall to get a license for Sex. The clerk asked me what I wanted, I told him I wanted a license for Sex. He said "I would like to have one too!" When I said "But this is a dog," he said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand. I've had Sex since I was two years old." He replied, "You must have been a strong boy." When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I wanted to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole

A Dog Named Sex
A Dog Named Sex Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog’s license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, “I would like to have one too!” Then I said, “But she is a dog!” He said he didn’t care what she looked like. I said, “You don’t understand. … I have had Sex since I was nine years old.” He replied, “You must have been quite a strong boy.” When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, “But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex.” He said he didn’t want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family is barred from the church from t

Dog Named "sex"
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, I would like to have one too!" Then I said, But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, You don't understand. ... I have had Sex since I was nine years old." He replied, You must have been quite a strong boy." When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family is barred from the church from then on. When my

A Dog Named Faith
A BLOG WRITTEN BY: Curvaliciousbbw™ ஐ*ღDangerous Curvesღ*ஐ A Dog Named Faith This is a story about a dog who was born on Christmas Eve in 2002. He was born with 3 legs - 2 healthy hind legs and 1 abnormal front leg which needed to be amputated. He of course could not walk when he was born. Even his mother did not want him. He was rejected and scorned. By curvaliciousbbw at 2009-02-16 His first owner also did not think that he could survive. Therefore, he was thinking of putting him to sleep.. At this time, his present owner Jude Stringfellow came into his life and wanted to take care of him. She was determined to teach and train this dog to walk by himself. She thought, all we need is a little faith. In the beginning, she put Faith on a surf board to let him feel the movements of the water. Later she used peanut butter on a spoon as a lure and to reward him for standing up and jumping around. Even the other dogs at home helpe

Dog Not Allowed In School
Here is one that needs some forwarding to others and is all too true. A dog had followed his owner to school. His owner was a fourth grader at a public elementary school. However, when the bell rang, the dog sidled inside the building and made it all the way to the child's classroom before a teacher noticed and shooed him outside, closing the door behind him. The dog sat down, whimpered and stared at the closed doors. Then God appeared beside the dog, patted his head, and said, 'Don't feel bad fella'...they won't let ME in either'.

A Dog Named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand. ... I have had Sex since I was nine years old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy." When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family is barred from the church from then on.When my wif

A Dog Named "sex"
Everyone who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy". I call mine "Sex". He is a great pal, but he has caused me a great deal of embarrassment. When I went to the city hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like a license for Sex. He said "I'd like one too!" Then I said "But this is a dog." He said he wouldnt care what she looked like.Then I said " You don't understand. I've had Sex since I was nine years old." He winked and told me I must have been quite a kid. When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took my dog with me. I told the motel clerk I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He said, "You dont need a special room. As long as you pay your bill, we dont care what you do." I said, "Look, Sex keeps me awake all night." The clerk said, "Funny, I have the same problem." One day, I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competiton began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was standing there, looking disa

"dogowners" Piss Me Off Sometimes!!!
I live in a small town in the middle of Oregon. Big farm country and most people drive big ass trucks. Which they seem te haul everything plus their dog!! Yeah, dogs run around loose in the back and being an animal lover myself that upsets me a bit. The dogs seem to love it but they do not know the dangers of being unrestrained most of the time in the back of a vehicle. So today my daughter and I went shopping and we looked at this truck that was in the parking lot and this dog was dangling on the side of the truck. What happened he jumped off and his collar/leash kept him hanging. Luckily he could barely touch the floor so he was jumping up and down on his hind legs to try not to break his own neck. So I jumped out of my car to rescue this dog. I took him off the leash and had him jump back on the flatbed tied him up and prayed he would not jump again. I don't know why there is not a law preventing animals being in the back of trucks like that. It is so unsafe..not only for the

Dog Owner's Prayer
O LORD DON'T LET ME ONCE FORGET HOW I LOVE MY TRUSTY PET HELP ME LEARN TO DISREGUARD CANINE CATERS, IN MY YARD SHOW ME HOW TO BE A BIDDY EVEN WHEN MY SOFA'SMUDDY DON'T ALLOW MY POOCH TO MUNCH POSTAL CARRIERS FOR LUNCH SHIELD MY NEIGHBOR'S CAT FROM VEIW GUIDE MY STEPS AROUND THE DOO TRAIN ME NOT TO CRUSE AND SCAUL WHEN ITS PUPPY'S NIGHT TO HOWL GRANT I SHANT AWAKE IN FEAR WITH A COLD NOSE IN MY EAR GIVE ME PATIENCE WOTHOUT END- HELP ME BE " A DOG'S BEST FRIEND!!!!!!

Dog On Rookie Musher Team Die At Iditarod
ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) - A dog in the Iditarod Trail Sled Dog Race died Saturday. The 7-year-old male, named Zaster, is the first dog death in this year's race. Rookie musher John Stetson left the dog with officials at the Ophir checkpoint early Friday. The dog had been showing signs of pneumonia. Iditarod race marshal Mark Nordman says tests will be done to determine the cause of death. Stetson is from Duluth, Minn., and is 60th in the standings. He was at the Cripple checkpoint, 503 miles into the 1,100-mile race.

Dog On A Truck
A lady was telling her neighbor that she saw a man driving a pick-up truck down the interstate, and a dog was hanging on to the tailgate for dear life.She said if the pick-up truck driver hadn't been going so fast in the other direction, she would have tried to stop him.A few weeks later, her neighbor saw this truck at the Bass Pro Shop in Daphne, Alabama ..The pick-up truck driver is a local taxidermist with a great sense of humor. And it's not a dog, it's a coyote. Can you imagine how many people try to stop this guy?

Dog Of God
Dog of God by Kenneth Matlock on Sunday, November 27, 2011 at 6:45pm It is here I wait no longer. It is come I hear the thunder. So I do no longer wonder. What it's like in the downpour. I feel no more pain or fear I do not yearn for why i'm here Shall I sit and numb my dear Right here on the filthy floor It is in this great new wave You look to find someone to save To prove how much you really gave So you feel like me no more It's an easy thing to blame In the end it's all the same Finding fortune seeking fame Thinking it leads to the final door Though there is no waking hour Where the minutes don't taste sour Constantly stuck out in the shower Thinking you've seen this all before So you think, watch and wait Try to swallow down your hate Wishing on words like luck and fate Because you can't take it anymore. All the while just keep in mind No where else but this place you find So many people led by the blind It will leave you broke and sore

Dog Owner Convicted - May 31, 2012
Received a letter from Glendale City Prosecutors, stating that the owner of the dog that bit me was convicted of 'dog at large', a misdemeaner. He was sentenced to 48 hours in jail, fined, and given unsupervised probation for 12 months. I still don't know the status of the dog.As for me, the wound is healing slowly. I have to redress it daily and it's still draining. Fourteen miles is my longest ride since getting back on the bike. I finally got my road bike back from my parents house and I may do a short club ride on it this Sunday, just depends on how my ankle feels.

Dog Property Laws
Dog Property Laws 1. If I like it, it's mine. 2. If its in my mouth, it's mine. 3. If I can take it from you, it's mine. 4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine. 5. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine. 6. If its mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway. 7. If it just looks like mine, its mine. 8. If I saw it first, its mine. 9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine. 10. If its broken, its yours.

Dog Peeves With Humans
Dog Peeves About Humans 1. Passing gas and blaming it on me... not funny...not funny at all !!! 2. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A DOG, YOU NUMBSKULL! 3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly who's walk is this anyway? 4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it! 5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home. 6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Woooo-Hooooooo! Oh, what a proud moment for the top of the food chain. 7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back! 8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet. 9. Dog sweaters. Hello??? Haven't you noticed the fur? 10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous. Now lay off me on some

Dog Pack Attacks Gator In Florida
A t times nature can be cruel, but there is also a raw beauty, and even a certain justice manifested within that cruelty. The alligator, one of the oldest and ultimate predators, normally considered the "apex predator", can still fall victim to implemented 'team work' strategy, made possible due to the tight knit social structure and "survival of the pack mentality" bred into the canines. See the remarkable photograph below courtesy of Nature Magazine. Note that the Alpha dog has a muzzle hold on the gator preventing it from breathing, while another dog has a hold on the tail to keep it from thrashing. The third dog attacks the soft underbelly of the gator. Not for the squeamish!

Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it's mine. 2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine. 3. If I can take it from you, it's mine. 4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine. 5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way. 6. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine. 7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine. 8. If I saw it first, it's mine. 9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine. 10. If it's broken, it's yours.

Dog Pack Attacks Gator In Florida
At times nature can be cruel, but there is also a raw beauty, and even a certain justice manifested within that cruelty. The alligator, one of the oldest and ultimate predators, normally considered the "apex predator", can still fall victim to implemented 'team work' strategy, made possible due to the tight knit social structure and "survival of the pack mentality" bred into the canines. See the remarkable photograph below courtesy of Nature Magazine. Note that the Alpha dog has a muzzle hold on the gator preventing it from breathing, while another dog has a hold on the tail to keep it from thrashing. The third dog attacks the soft underbelly of the gator. Not for the squeamish!

Dog Prays And Meditates
Dog Prays at Japanese Zen Temple Mar 24, 7:25 AM (ET) (AP) One-and-a-half-year old Chihuahua dog "Conan" prays with his owner and chief priest Joei Yoshikuni... Full Image NAHA, Japan (AP) - At a Zen Buddhist temple in southern Japan, even the dog prays. Mimicking his master, priest Joei Yoshikuni, a 1 1/2-year-old black-and-white Chihuahua named Conan joins in the daily prayers at Naha's Shuri Kannondo temple, sitting up on his hind legs and putting his front paws together before the altar. It took him only a few days to learn the motions, and now he is the talk of the town. "Word has spread, and we are getting a lot more tourists," Yoshikuni said Monday. Yoshikuni said Conan generally goes through his prayer routine at the temple in the capital of Japan's southern Okinawa prefecture (state) without prompting before his morning and evening meals. "I think he saw me doing it all the time and got the idea to do it, too," Yoshikuni said. The priest is no

Dog Quotes
"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about little puppies." -- Gene Hill "In dog years, I'm dead" -- Unknown "Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear." -- Dave Barry "I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl." -- Penny Ward Moser "A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down." -- Robert Benchley "Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives." -- Sue Murphy "No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation." -- Fran Lebowitz "Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul: chicken, pork, half cow. They must think we're the gre

Dog Reunites With Family After Six Years (awwwwwwwww)
ST. LOUIS (Jan. 28) - Cujo was a frisky 7-year-old when he sneaked out of his owners' south St. Louis yard in July 2000. Now, thinner and grayer and with a tale that would be fascinating if only he could tell it, the golden retriever is back with the Barczewski family. "It's a miracle," Noreen Barczewski, 41, said at Friday's reunion. "We found him!" Six years and a side trip to Columbia, Mo., can do a lot to a dog, but it was unmistakably Cujo. There was the heart-shaped patch of white on his forehead, the white fur on his toes, his manner of greeting people by rubbing against them cat-style. Cujo's homecoming was orchestrated by Dirk's Fund, a golden retriever rescue group that has found homes for more than 900 dogs in the past decade. After slipping away from home, Cujo somehow ended up 120 miles in Columbia in the home of an elderly woman. When the woman entered a nursing home, the dog was sent to the Central Missouri Humane Society in Columbia. Bob Tillay, pres

Dog Registered To Vote
Charge dismissed in case of dog registered to vote FEDERAL WAY, Wash. (AP) — A judge has decided that a suburban Seattle woman who registered her Australian shepherd-terrier mix to vote has spent enough time in the legal doghouse. Jane Balogh (BAY'-loh) had been charged with making a false statement but entered into a plea agreement last year. A King County judge dismissed the charge Monday after Balogh showed that she had paid $240 in court costs and completed community service. Balogh says she registered her dog Duncan to protest a loophole in the law that she says makes voter registration so easy a nonexistent person could be added to the voter rolls. She says she made no secret of her action after the fact, telling a number of elected officials she had registered her dog. And she says Duncan never voted.

Dogshit
I love random people telling me how awesome I am just so they can get to the next level of cherryness. How fucking gay. This site is gay. I thought myspace was for queers, but this one takes the cake! Though my hatred for this site runs thick and deep, I fear I'll be stuck here gawking at it time after time out of sheer morbid curiosity. Great, as if my life wasn't going to be shortened enough by the booze and nicotine. Now I'm going to spend what little time I have left on this forsaken rock full of shit looking at this crap, when I could be looking at porn, or playing videogames, or even watching paint dry. THANKS LOSTCHERRY.COM! Fucking douchebags.

A Dogs Soul
Every dog must have a soul Somewhere deep inside Where all his hurts and grievances Are buried with his pride Where he decides the good and bad The wrong way from the right, And where his judgment carefully Is hidden from our sight. A dog must have a secret place Where every thought abides, A sort of close acquaintance that He trusts in and confides. And when accused unjustly for Himself, He cannot speak, Rebuked, He finds within his soul The comfort he must seek. He’ll love, tho’ he is unloved, And he’ll serve tho’ badly used, And one kind word will wipe away The times when he’s abused. Altho’ his heart may break in two His love will still be whole, Because God gave to every dog An understanding Soul!

A Dog's Life
"A DOG'S LIFE---FROM THE EYES OF A 4 YR. OLD" Being a veterinarian, I had been called to examine a ten- year old Irish Wolfhound named Belker. The dog's owners, Ron, his wife, Lisa, and their little boy, Shane, were all very attached to Belker and they were hoping for a miracle. I examined Belker and found he was dying of cancer. I told the family we couldn't do anything for Belker, and offered to perform the euthanasia procedure for the old dog in their home. As we made arrangements, Ron and Lisa told me they thought it would be good for the four-year-old Shane to observe the procedure. The next day, I felt the familiar catch in my throat as Belker's family surrounded him. Shane seemed so calm, petting the old dog for the last time, that I wondered if he really understood what was going on. Within a few minutes, Belker slipped peacefully away. The little boy seemed to accept Belker's transition without any difficulty or confusion. W

~~dogs Welcome~~
"Dogs Welcome" A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation. He wrote: I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?" An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who wrote: "I've been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I've never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls. I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel. And, if your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here, too."

Dog Story
Mary and her husband Jim had a dog named 'Lucky.' Lucky was a real character. Whenever Mary and Jim had company come for a weekend visit they would warn their friends to not leave their luggage open because Lucky would help himself to whatever struck his fancy. Inevitably, someone would forget and something would come up missing. Mary or Jim would go to Lucky's toy box in the basement and there the treasure would be, amid all of Lucky's other favorite toys. Lucky always stashed his finds in his toy box and he was very particular that his toys stay in the box. It happened that Mary found out she had breast cancer. Something told her she was going to die of this disease.... in fact, she was just sure it was fatal. She scheduled the double mastectomy, fear riding her shoulders. The night before she was to go to the hospital she cuddled with Lucky. A thought struck her... what would happen to Lucky? Although the three-year-old dog liked Jim, he was Mary's dog through and through. I

Dogs
Dogs... Two dogs were sitting in a vet's office. The bigger of the dogs gruffs, "Whatcha doing here?" The little dog responds, "I'm getting 'fixed'. Whenever I see my master I get so horney I just jump on her leg and start pumping. It's very embarrassing." The first dog says, "Yeah, I know what you mean. One morning my master had just gotten out of the shower, and was sitting on the side of the bed. She leaned down to pick up her clothes from the floor, and I couldn't resist it... I jumped up and starting taking it from the rear!" The second dog exclaimed, "Wow! So you're here to be fixed too?" "Hell no, I'm getting de-clawed."

Dogs Vs Cats Humor
Cats and Dogs What is a cat? - Cats do what they want. - They rarely listen to you. - They are totally unpredictable. - When you want to play, they want to be alone. - When you want to be alone, they want to play. - They expect you to cater to their every whim. - They are moody. - They leave hair everywhere. - They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg. Conclusion: They are tiny women in fur coats. What is a dog? - Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house. - They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but they don't hear you when you are in the same room. - They growl when they are not happy. - When you want to play, they want to play. - When you want to be alone, they want to play. - They are great at begging. - They will love you forever if you rub their tummies. - They leave their toys everywhere. - They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss. Conc

Dogs Needed For This Contest!
~ Okay Dog Contest ~ I'm looking only for pets for my contest. contest will start 2/8 thur 2/15 1st dog is...... with 1 comments 2nd Dog is...... with 1 comments Most comments wins! VIP gifts And Extra VIC gift for the Winners! Thanks Maria want to join click on the pic! ~~UBER MARIA ..Angel Family Founder~~@ CherryTAP

Dogs And Cats
Dog's Diary Entries 8am Dog Food !!! My favorite thing!!! 930am A car ride!!! My favorite thing!!! 940am A walk in the park!!! My favorite thing!!! 1030am Got rubbed and petted!!! My favorite thing!!! 1200pm LUNCH!!! My favorite thing!!! 100pm Played in the yard!!! My favorite thing!!! 300pm Wagged my tail!!! My favorite thing!!! 500pm Milk Bones!!! My favorite thing!!! 700pm Got to play ball!!! My favorite thing!!! 800pm Wow! Watched TV with MOM!!! My favorite thing!!! 1100pm Sleeping on the bed!!! My favorite thing!!! Excerpts from Cat's Daily Diary Day 683 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once agai

Dogs
Hello one and all! I am looking for another dog. I would preferably like a daschund doggie or maybe a pug. I dont want to pay an arm and a leg for such a dog, so if anyone knows of someone or some place where I can get a dog for cheap please let me know.

A Dogs Life
I've often thought it's a fine trick How easily a dog can lick his prick It might be fun to a dog be Oh the pleasures I could give me !! But when I really think it over Life isn't exactly perfect for Rover It wouldn't really be so neat To only make love when "the bitch" is in heat And then too, I never saw A dog that could masturbate with his paw !!!

A Dogs Pet Peeves
A Dogs Pet Peeves Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans 1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all !!!* 2. Yelling at me for barking.. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT! 3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? 4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it! 5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home. 6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain. 7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back! 8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet. 9.Dog sweaters. Hello ???, Haven't you noticed the fur? 10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the t

Dogs Vs Cats
(Sorry, been house/dog sitting and my schedule is so hosed now. Hope you enjoy...got this in an email) Dogs vs Cats The Dog 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing! 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! The Cat Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to

Dog Show Photos
I didn't get nearly as many photos as I would have liked today. I was feeling very carsick by the time we got there (unexpected) and it was also terribly crowded. You can find the photos I did save and resize on my Flickr page [here]. We left Erie at 8:45am - didn't get home until almost 7pm. That is one very long day for someone who is allergic to dogs (yes, I know - I'm allergic to them and have trained and shown them for about 16 years).

Dog's Diary Entries
8AM dog food! my favourite thing 9am a car ride! my favourite thing 10am a walk in the park! my favourite thing 10:30am got rubbed and petted! my favourite thing 12pm lunch! my favourite thing 1pm played in the yard! my favourite thing 3pm wagged my tail! my favourite thing 5pm milk bones! my favourite thing 7pm got to play ball! my favourite thing 8pm wow!watched tv with my people! my favourite thing 11pm sleeping on the bed! my favourite thing

Dogs And Wives
26 reasons why I have 2 dogs and not 2 wives: 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs. 3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it. 4. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 5. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 6. A dog's parents never visit. 7. Dogs do not hate their bodies. 8. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. 9. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk. 10. Dogs seldom outlive you. 11. Dogs can't talk. 12. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day. 13. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk. 14. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing. 15. Another man will seldom steal your dog. 16. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?" 17. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away. 18. A do

Dogs & Cats (a Day In The Life Of)
A Dog's Diary 7 am - Oh boy! A walk! My favorite! 8 am - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite! 9 am - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite! Noon - Oh boy! The yard! My favorite! 2 pm - Oh boy! A car ride! My favorite! 3 pm - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite! 4 pm - Oh boy! Playing ball! My favorite! 6 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Mom! My favorite! 7 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Dad! My favorite! 8 pm - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite! 9 pm - Oh boy! Tummy rubs on the couch! My favorite! 11 pm - Oh boy! Sleeping in my people's bed! My favorite! A Cat's Diary Day 183 of my captivity. My captors continued to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from clawing the furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking a

Dog Saves Others With It's Blood
Pit bull saves other dogs with its blood Published Monday, October 18, 1999 From The Inland Valley Daily Bulletin By Kevin Smith Staff Writer RANCHO CUCAMONGA -- Sunni loves to catch Frisbees and chase tennis balls. But the 4-year-old American pit bull terrier also participates in something far more important - donating blood. "She's what they call a universal blood donor," said Toni Klemstein, the dog's owner. "She's missing the antigens that cause other dogs to react to a donation. She's already donated blood three or four times." Klemstein, a receptionist at Baseline Animal Hospital in Alta Loma, said blood is frequently needed for dogs that have been injured or have autoimmune problems. Once, I had a little, old couple who had a tiny poodle," the 43-year-old Rancho Cucamonga resident said. "They got a kick out of the fact that a pit bull's blood was used for the transfusion." Baseline veterinarian Bruce Armstrong said the practice of blood typing for dogs has

Dogs In This Fight
The Michael Vick dog fighting case is bound to cause many divisions of people following the case. There are the football fans who wonder how this will impact the Atlanta Falcons or their fantasy team. There are the animal rights crowd who rightfully call dog fighting an awful practice and the book should be thrown at Vick. There will be the bigots who come out of the woodwork. There are the black activists who will be apologists. There will be the parents who will be upset that their kids might have looked up to Michael Vick. Athletes are held to high physical standards and sometimes low moral ones. They really have to cock-up before anyone pays much heed. This effect continues the better and more accomplished they get. Youthful mistakes and exuberance that bleeds into harsher acts is overlooked for the sake of a team. They are never told no, talent trumps many things including discipline and decency sometimes. But what happens when an athlete is allegedly running a dog fi

Dogs!!! Not The Barking Kind Either.
A good friend of mine posted these in his my space blogs. It is so well written I had to share it. It is in reference to the same "dog" that is in my blog named "A New Low". The second part is about when I returned the jerk's phone... Hey, he asked for it back. Thursday, July 26, 2007 Dogs!!! Not the barking kind either. Current mood: annoyed I will keep this generic to protect the innocent but the story is disturbing. I met a guy once some time back because he was dating one of my Myspace friends. He seemed very nice from the impression he made on me. She dated him for a while and "issues" (his so called ex) ended their relationship as far as I know. So a short while later another of my Myspace friends is dating a guy for quite some time and it seems pretty serious. But then she gets a call from a woman claiming to be his wife. So this brings about the end of that relationship. Then he starts texting another of my friends asking her to come over and "talk"

A Dog's Purpose
A DOG'S PURPOSE: This is a wonderful story I just had to share =o) A Dog's Purpose (from a 6-year-old). Being a veterinarian, I had been called to examine a ten-year-old Irish wolfhound named Belker. The dog's owners, Ron, his wife, Lisa, and their little boy, Shane, were all very attached to Belker, and they were hoping for a miracle. I examined Belker and found he was dying of cancer. I told the Family we couldn't do anything for Belker, and offered to perform the euthanasia procedure for the old dog in their home. As we made arrangements, Ron and Lisa told me they thought it would be good for six-year-old Shane to observe the procedure. They felt as though Shane might learn something from the experience the next day, I felt the familiar catch in my throat as Belker's Family surrounded him. Shane seemed so calm, petting the old dog for the last time, that I wondered if he understood what was going on. Within a few minutes, Belker slipped

"dogs Of War"
1st verse)Crossing through the front lines,guns are blazing hell.no mercy no barrowed time,better know it well.dodging that kiss of death,there's no ending in sight.fight til your final breath,fight so you survive. bridge)You can't see,you can't breathe.no one sees your state of mind.you can't break,you can't hesitate.and no man gets left behind. chorus)We fight to live,we live to die.dare we ask for more.do we fight to take,or our freedom gained.as we unleash the dogs of war. again we are only releasing lyrics from the 1st verse through the chorus. more is to come in the days ahead.hope you enjoy!! C.

Dog's Tail
I first saw Madeleine, full of the world and so beautiful, so beautiful, in a house in Pacoima with rubber hose around her arm and a needle hanging there like a dog's tail. She wasn't vacant yet, but emptying slowly without knowing she was sucking a devil's cock. I was a different man back then, melted to brown, bubbling oil slicks - even then I knew something had to give. Last week I visited an old friend - and found Madeleine there, her arms bloomed with dope flowers, naked and curled like a baby in a back room. I swear, I could see right through her. © All rights reserved

A Dog's Purpose... Through The Eyes Of A 6 Year Old.
A Dog's Purpose... Through the eyes of a 6 year old. Being a veterinarian, I had been called to examine a ten-year-old Irish Wolfhound named Belker. The dog's owners, Ron, his wife, Lisa, And their little boy, Shane, were all very attached to Belker, and they Were hoping for a miracle. I examined Belker and found he was dying of cancer. I told the Family we couldn't do anything for Belker, and offered to perform The euthanasia procedure for the old dog in their home. As we made arrangements, Ron and Lisa told me they thought it would be good for six-year-old Shane to observe the procedure. They felt as though Shane might learn something from the experience. The next day, I felt the familiar catch in my throat as Belker's family surrounded him. Shane seemed so calm, petting the old dog for the last time, that I wondered if he understood what was going on. Within a few minutes, Belker slipped peacefully away. The little boy seemed to accept Belker's transition without

Dogs Beat Women Part 2
When a dog gets old and starts to snap at you incessantly, you can shoot it. Dogs like beer. Dogs don't hate their bodies. No dog ever bought a Kenny G or Hootie & the Blowfish album. No dog ever put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood. Dogs never criticize. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. Dogs never expect gifts. It's legal to keep a dog chained up at your house. Dogs don't worry about germs. Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you ever had. Dogs like to do their snooping outside as opposed to in your wallet, desk, and the back of your sock drawer. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives. Dogs would rather have you buy them a hamburger dinner than a lobster. You never have to wait for a dog. They're ready to go 24 hours a day. Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewelry. Dogs don't borrow your shirts. Dogs never want foot-rubs. Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.

A Dog's Purpose
A dog's purpose from a six-year-old >< This six-year-old is wiser than his years. I had a lump in my throat while reading this. Being a veterinarian, I had been called to examine a ten-year-old Irish wolfhound named Belker. The dog's owners, Ron, his wife, Lisa, and their little boy, Shane, were all very attached to Belker, and they were hoping for a miracle. I examined Belker and found he was dying of cancer. I told the family we couldn't do anything for Belker, and offered to perform the euthanasia procedure for the old dog in their home. As we made arrangements, Ron and Lisa told me they thought it would be good for six-year-old Shane to observe the procedure. They felt as though Shane might learn something from the experience. The next day, I felt the familiar catch in my throat as Belker's family surrounded him. Shane seemed so calm, petting the old dog for the last time, that I wondered if he understood what was going on. Within

A Dog's Purpose (from A 6-year-old)
Being a veterinarian, I had been called to examine a ten-year-old Irish Wolfhound named Belker. The dog's owners, Ron, his wife, Lisa, and their little boy, Shane, were all very attached to Belker, and they were hoping for a miracle. I examined Belker and found he was dying of cancer. I told the family we couldn't do anything for Belker, and offered to perform the euthanasia procedure for the old dog in their home. As we made arrangements, Ron and Lisa told me they thought it would be good for six-year-old Shane to observe the procedure. They felt as though Shane might learn something from the experience. The next day, I felt the familiar catch in my throat as Belker's family surrounded him. Shane seemed so calm, petting the old dog for the last time, that I wondered if he understood what was going on. Within a few minutes, Belker slipped peacefully away. The little boy seemed to accept Belker's transition without any difficulty or confusion. We sat

^dogs!##*(*)*$##@!^%^)**^$#@!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHH!THATS IT!!! I am so fed up! ticked off! pi#$#%% off!had it up to here!I am so MAD I could spit!:( I finally think I am getting some where in the potty training of my pitt puppy and then at the first chance he gets he goes on the carpit!!! he finally made me shed tears today!!!!! My other 2 would not go potty in the house if you tried to brib them! so I dont know what I am doing wrong!!!! but I sware I dont know how much more I can take!!! I would hate to have to get rid of him! but I WONT have a dog peeing in my house!I had Blue potty broke at 10 weeks and Willy is 4 1/2 months for petessake!!!!he si to old to be doing this crap!!!( BANGS HEAD ON KEYBOARD )

Dogs
Notice When Something Can't Be Controlled Or Understood The Thing To Do Is To Destroy It... You Know What I Mean.. Witches... Burning Of Books... And Now... Dogs? Man's Best Friend... WOW!! What's Next? Help Put A Stop To This Pathetic Injustice! All These Things Being Destroyed Are Because Of Man Made Decisions... Never Too Late To Change A Mind - Except When Life Is Killed. Please Repost (repost of original by '~ Echo Angel ~' on '2007-10-31 06:18:42')

Dogs
Dogs can be great friends or frightening adversaries. In dreams, the friendly dog may be a representation of a trustworthy relationship or intuitive affirmation of it. The wild dog may represent a nagging, ongoing struggle with a seemingly irresolvable conflict. (Of course, either case may just be a replay of a life situation starring a real dog that you know, either friend or foe.) Do you want someone who is unfairly persecuting you to call off the dogs? Is there a relationship in your life where the loyalty is at question or is especially pronounced?

Dogs Don't Talk Back...
Joke of the Week: LESSONS LEARNED BY A PARENT 1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2,000 sq. foot house four inches deep. 2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with rollerblades, they can ignite. 3. A 3-year-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a superman cape. It is strong enough, however, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 foot room. 5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using the ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. 6. The glass in windows (even double pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. 7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh", it's already too late. 8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and l

Dogs Know..
Have you ever heard that a dog 'knows' when an earthquake is about to hit? Have you ever heard that a dog can 'sense' when a tornado is stirring up, even twenty miles away? Do you remember hearing that, before the December tsunami struck Southeast Asia, dogs started running frantically away from the seashore, at breakneck speed? Do you know that dogs can detect cancer and other serious illnesses and danger of fire? Somehow they always know when they can 'go for a ride' before you even ask and how do those dogs and cats get home from hundreds of miles away? I'm a firm believer that animals - and especially dogs - have keen insights into the Truth. And you can 't tell me that dogs can't sense a potentially terrible disaster well in advance. Simply said: A good ol' hound dog just KNOWS when something isn't right... when impending doom is upon us...

Dogs
* Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house. * They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room. * They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time. * They growl when they are not happy. * When you want to play, they want to play. * When you want to be alone, they want to play. * They leave their toys everywhere. * They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss. * They go right for your crotch as soon as they meet you. Conclusion: They're tiny men in little fur coats.

Dogs Or Wives
Fifteen reasons why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives: 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 4. A dog's parents never visit. 5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. 6. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk. 7. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day. 8. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk. 9. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing. 10. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died, would you get another dog?' 11. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away. 12. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert. 13. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

Dogs Of War
why do delicate creatures always ignore the mean dogs of war? They know that the dog is mean and hateful.The dog is spiteful and un-caring.Best to leave him alone. The creature has done him wrong and broke his heart.Left him full of hate.Yet, it ignores the signs and stands at the gates of the devils den and speaks as if nothings wrong. Suddenly a growl and a glare arises and the feelings of hate fill the cave. no fear and no tears..... The creature just standing wondering why?

A Dog Story
Pets Are For LIFE A man in Grand Rapids, Michigan incredibly took out a $7000 full page ad in the paper to present the following essay to the people of his community. HOW COULD YOU? By Jim Willis, 2001 When I was a puppy, I entertained you with my antics and made you laugh. You called me your child, and despite a number of chewed shoes and a couple of murdered throw pillows, I became your best friend. Whenever I was "bad," you'd shake your finger at me and ask "How could you?" -- but then you'd relent and roll me over for a belly rub. My housebreaking took a little longer than expected, because you were terribly busy, but we worked on that together. I remember those nights of nuzzling you in bed and listening to your confidences and secret dreams, and I believed that life could not be any more perfect. We went for long walks and runs in the park, car rides, stops for ice cream (I only got the cone because "ice cream is bad for dogs" you said), and I took l

Dogs
The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. A dog's disposition stays the same all month long. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. A dog's parents never visit. Dogs do not hate their bodies. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk. Dogs seldom outlive you. Dogs can't talk. Dogs enjoy petting in public. You never have to wait for a dog—they're ready to go 24-hours a day. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk. Dogs like to go hunting. Another man will seldom steal your dog. If you bring another dog home, your dog will happily play with both of you. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died would you get another dog?" If a d

Dogs Give Up Their Lives To Save Family
Dogs give up their lives to save family Bella and Maddie alerted owners to an early morning house fire The Associated Press updated 9:02 p.m. ET, Mon., Feb. 11, 2008 WINONA, Minn. - Bella, a 3-year-old golden retriever/collie mix who was once rescued as an abused puppy, returned the favor to her owners by alerting them to a house fire. With help from Maddie, a 6-month-old golden retriever, Bella helped get Sue Feuling and her 9-year-old daughter, Mckenzie, out of the house last week. The dogs didn't make it. "Those dogs were without a doubt the heroes," said Winona Assistant Fire Chief Jim Multhaup. Bella had jumped on Feuling's bed early Friday morning and started barking, and Feuling then smelled smoke, grabbed her daughter and rushed out of the house. But Feuling couldn't coax the dogs out of the house, even when she tried to run back in to yell for them. "Bella must have thought Mckenzie was still in the house," Feuling said. A firefighter who arrived at the sc

Dogs Could Be A Diabetic's Best Friend
Dogs Could Be a Diabetics Best Friend SUNDAY, Feb.3(Health Day News)- Irish Researchers hope to prove that a Dog's keen sense of smell gives it the ability to watch over the blood sugar levels of diabetics. Canines have already shown themselves capable of leading the blind, alerting the deaf, and helping the physically disabled with daily task. But researchers at Queen's University in Belfast, Northern Ireland are taking the "helpful companion" idea one step further by gathering scientific evidence that could verify dogs can reliably detect dangerous blood sugar level drops in diabetics. "Anecdotal reports suggest that some dogs can perform early warning of hypoglycemia by using their sense of smell to 'sniff out' if their owner's blood sugar levels are dropping," said lead researcher and psychology professor Deborah Wells. More than 20 million U.S. children and adults have diabetes, according to American Diabetes Association. Those with the disease do not produce enough

Dog Story
I feel bad for those who do not see the humor in this. Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Blanche, our Hunting dog at Wal-Mart and was standing in line about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. First thing I thought was, "where is your sign lady" but decided to go with it...SO... On impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina weight loss Diet again. I said I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is, you load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete... so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the l

Dogs
A little girl asked her Mom, 'Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?' Mom replies, 'No, because she is in heat.' 'What's that mean?' asked the child. 'Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage.' The little girl goes to the garage and says, 'Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you.' Dad said, 'Bring Belle over here.' He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said 'OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block.' The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, 'Where's Belle?' ( YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS !!!!!!!!! ) The little girl said, 'She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home.'

Dog's Prayer
Treat me kindly, my beloved master, for no heart in all the world is more grateful for kindness than the loving heart of me. Do not break my spirit with a stick, for though I should lick your hand between the blows, your patience and understanding will more quickly teach me the things you would have me do. Speak to me often, for your voice is the world's sweetest music, as you must know by the fierce wagging of my tail when your footstep falls upon my waiting ear. When it is cold and wet, please take me inside, for I am now a domesticated animal, no longer used to bitter elements. And I ask no greater glory than the privilege of sitting at your feet beside the hearth. Though had you no home, I would rather follow you through ice and snow than rest upon the softest pillow in the warmest home in all the land, for you are my god and I am your devoted worshipper. Keep my pan filled with fresh water, for although I should not reproach you were it dry, I cannot tell you when I suffer thirs

Dogs Attack Alligator
At times nature can be cruel but there is also a raw beauty, and even a certain justice manifested within that cruelty. The alligator, one of the oldest and ultimate predators, normally considered the 'apex predator', can still fall victim to implemented 'team work' strategy, made possible due to the tight knit social structure and 'survival of the pack mentality' bred into the canines. See the remarkable photograph below courtesy of Nature Magazine.Note that the Alpha dog has a muzzle hold on the gator preventing it from breathing, while another dog has a hold on the tail to keep it from thrashing. The third dog attacks the soft underbelly of the gator. Not for the squeamish! Laughter is good for the soul. Have a Great Day!

A Dogs Purpose..
A Dogs Purpose From a 6-year-old Being a veterinarian, I had been called to examine a ten-year-old Irish wolfhound named Belker. The dog's owners, Ron, his wife, Lisa, and their little boy, Shane, were all very attached to Belker, and they were hoping for a miracle. I examined Belker and found he was dying of cancer. I told the family we couldn't do anything for Belker, and offered to perform the euthanasia procedure for the old dog in their home. As we made arrangements, Ron and Lisa told me they thought it would be good for six-year-old Shane to observe the procedure. They felt Shane might learn something from the experience. The next day, I felt the familiar catch in my throat as Belker's family surrounded him. Shane seemed so calm, petting the old dog for the last time, that I wondered if he understood what was going on. Within a few minutes, Belker s lipped peacefully away. The little boy seemed

A Dog's Purpose (from A 6-year-old)
A Dog's Purpose (from a 6-year-old) Being a veterinarian, I had been called to examine a ten-year-old Irish Wolfhound named Belker. The dog's owners, Ron, his wife Lisa, and their little boy Shane, were all very attached to Belker, and they were hoping for a miracle. I examined Belker and found he was dying of cancer. I told the family we couldn't do anything for Belker, and offered to perform the euthanasia procedure for the old dog in their home. As we made arrangements, Ron and Lisa told me they thought it would be good for six-year-old Shane to observe the procedure. They felt as though Shane might learn something from the experience. The next day, I felt the familiar catch in my throat as Belker's family surrounded him. Shane seemed so calm, petting the old dog for the last time, that I wondered if he understood what was going on. Within a few minutes, Belker slipped peacefully away. The little boy seemed to accept Belker's transition without any difficulty or

Dogs Temprarily Off The Menu In China
China to stop eating dogs for August Olympics Canine cuisine is being sent to the doghouse during next month's Beijing Olympic Games. Dog meat has been struck from the menus of officially designated Olympic restaurants and Beijing tourism officials are telling other outlets to discourage consumers from ordering dishes made from dogs, the official Xinhua News Agency reported Friday. Waiters and waitresses should "patiently" suggest other options to diners who order dog, it said, quoting city tourism bureau Vice Director Xiong Yumei. Dog, known in Chinese as "xiangrou," or "fragrant meat," is eaten by some Chinese for its purported health-giving qualities. Beijing isn't the first Olympic host to slap a ban on chowing down on chow chow. South Korea banned dog meat during the 1988 Seoul Olympics by invoking a law prohibiting the sale of "foods deemed unsightly." After the Olympics, the ban was not strictly enforced. Dog meat is also eaten in some other Asian

Dogs And Cats Saved In Ca
Yesterday the infamous mandatory spay/neuter bill, AB1634, came to a vote in the California legislature. It got castrated, 5 yes to 27 no votes. After 18 months, 11 amendments, hundreds of pet owner groups, breed groups, the NRA, the Libertarian Party, Cat Fanciers, American Sporting Dogs Association, and even Lassie, triumphed in a resounding victory over the animal rights extremists of Bob Barker and other celebutards, as well as terrorist-supporting PETA and HSUS. Along the way the victors had to overcome shady deals and parliamentary tricks by the bill author, and in spite of all odds and treachery by the AKC, converted 2 of the three sponsors first to neutral and then to opposed to the bill, most notably the Veterinary Medical Association, and they did it all through a relentless grassroots efforts that broke a dozen fax machines in the Capitol and literally had the bill author begging for mercy at the end--the same author why tried to ban plastic grocery bags and incande

A Dog's Purpose (from A 6-year-old)
This really does make you think . At least made me think .. A Dog's Purpose (from a 6-year-old) > > > Being a veterinarian, I had been called to examine a > ten-year-old Irish wolfhound named Belker. The dog's > owners, Ron, his wife, Lisa, and their little boy, Shane, > were all very attached to Belker, and they were hoping for > a miracle. > > I examined Belker and found he was dying of cancer. I told > the family we couldn't do anything for Belker, and > offered to perform the euthanasia procedure for the old dog > in their home. > > As we made arrangements, Ron and Lisa told me they thought > it would be good for six-year-old Shane to observe the > procedure. They felt as though Shane might learn something > from the experience. > > The next day, I felt the familiar catch in my throat as > Belker's family surrounded him. Shane seemed so calm, > petting the old dog for the last time, that I wondered if > he understood what was going on.

Dogs
Some dog are mean. They could even bite two if your around.and or if u don't see them around and they scared u. Then some of them could be nice and sweet two. Some of them could be different colors. Then some can run faster than u two.

Dogs 1.0
Dear Bill Gates, Recently I purchased and installed DOGS 1.0. I soon noticed that this program appears to have numerous glitches. For instance, every time my computer boots up, I have to run Feed 5.3 and Water 7.1. Many times I've been in the middle of writing an important document and a window will flash telling me to run Take for Walk 2.0. This program also contained applications I did not wish to install, such as Pooper Scooper 8.5, and Drooling dogs 9.4. Applications such as Vacation 2.7 and Free Time 10.1 can no longer run, crashing whenever selected. Possibly the worst is that DOGS 1.0 has attached itself to programs like Finance Manager and MS Money, with folders added such as "Entry Fees" and "Puppy Toys". Periodically, I'll get a reminder telling me to send a check to the manufacturer of DOGS 1.0 for the aforementioned items. I have tried to uninstall DOGS 1.0 numerous times but when I try to run the uninstall program, I get warning messages telling me that a deadly v

A Dog's Prayer
A Dog's Prayer By Beth Norman Harris Treat me kindly, my beloved master, for no heart in all the world is more grateful for kindness than the loving heart of me. Do not break my spirit with a stick, for though I should lick your hand between the blows, your patience and understanding will more quickly teach me the things you would have me do. Speak to me often, for your voice is the world's sweetest music, as you must know by the fierce wagging of my tail when your footstep falls upon my waiting ear. When it is cold and wet, please take me inside, for I am now a domesticated animal, no longer used to bitter elements. And I ask no greater glory than the privilege of sitting at your feet beside the hearth. Though had you no home, I would rather follow you through ice and snow than rest upon the softest pillow in the warmest home in all the land, for you are my g

Dogs, Breakfast And Poop
great fuckin title huh? not one fuck or cunt in there, the lack of sleep is getting to me. i took in another hound, a 4 year old male yellow lab. a rescue dog. he was living on someones second story apartment patio for 4 months waiting for his owner to come back and get him he`s a great dog, housebroken, affectionate and and very well mannered. of course with being around new dogs and change of diet he developed a severe case of the runs. have him on white rice and boiled chicken breast for the second day. i can tell it`s working. he was farting every 5 minutes and it smelled like it came from the devils own ass,that is clearing up and he hasn`t squirted all over the yard since last evening. the only problem is he is worse than any puppy or the other rescues i`ve had as far as his neediness.will not let me out of his sight. he woke me up at least 6 times just to rub his neck for a minute and then he would lay back down and snooze out again. any ideas on how to get a little bit

A Dog's Prayer
To Those Who Love & Those Who Love Me When I am gone, release me, let me go- I have so many things to see and do. You must not tie yourself to me with tears, Be happy that we had so many years. I gave you my love, you can only guess How much you gave me in happiness. I thank you for the love you have each shown. But now it is time I traveled alone. So grieve awhile for me if grieve you must, Then let your grief be comforted by trust, It is only for a while that we must part, So bless the memories within your heart, I will not be far away, for life goes on, So if you need me, call and I will come. Though you can not see or touch me, I will be near. And if you listen with your heart, you will hear All my love around you soft and clear. And then, when you must come this way alone, I will greet you with a smile and "Welcome Home".

Dog Show
I have a burger and sangria hangover today. I still had things to do so around 4 pm I disconected my self from the interent and headed off into the real world. I stopped off at the apartment office to drop off my rent check and to see If my Baxter whoring paid off. The blonde lady that seems to know everything was not in. I asked the brunette lady who had won the competition but she just said she didn't know. I don't think she knows much of anything but I also think she might play dumb alot so people won't expect much of her. That's what I would do if I were her. I glanced over the competition while I was there. A couple of other dogs, all small and for the most part not as cute as Baxter. There was also a bird. Pfft. Birds. I know the guy who owns the bird. He works at the circle K where I sometimes buy my cigs. Whenever I go in there we don't act like we know each other. I don't like chatting with people when I am trying to buy cigarettes. I just want my drugs and to be on my way.

Dogs Prayer To God
Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good Dog. 1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up. 2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell. 3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar. 4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'. 5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.. 6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet. 7. Sticking my nose into a human's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'. 8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table . 9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after. 10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt. 11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch. 12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good

Dogs
Personality Occupying the 11th position in the Chinese Zodiac, the Dog symbolizes character traits such as loyalty, compatibility and kindness. Dogs frequently offer kind words and useful advice, always listening and lending a shoulder when necessary. Dogs often become deeply involved in others’ lives and are sometimes perceived as nosy. Ensuring others are happy is more important to the Dog than wealth, money or success. Dogs are determined individuals; always wanting to master a new subject before moving on and always finishing what they start. Dogs value friendships; they’re loyal, honest, trustworthy and reliable and have strong morals and ethics. A well-kept, organized home is very important. Keeping a clean home and helping at work stems from the Dog’s need to be active and involved. Dogs spend money wisely, passing on luxury goods in favor of practical items. Dogs also prefer saving money to cover future expenses. Dogs at times can also be temperam

Dog 4 Sale
A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale ' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there. 'You talk?' he asks. 'Yep,' the Lab replies. After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?' The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.' 'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover s

Dogs...
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they strike up a conversation The black Lab turns to the chocolate Lab and says, 'So why are you here?' The brown Lab replies, 'I'm a pisser. I piss on everything....the sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed.' The black Lab says , 'So what is the vet going to do?' 'Gonna cut my nuts off,' comes the reply from the chocolate Lab. 'They reckon it'll calm me down.'The black Lab then turns to the yellow lab and asks, Why are you here?' The yellow Lab says , 'I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owners couch.' 'So what are they going to do to you?' the black Lab inquires . 'Looks like I'm losing my nuts too', the dejected yellow Lab says.The yellow Lab then turns to the black Lab and asks,

Dogs, Cats And Lymes Disease Symptoms And Communicating
Lymes disease is able to relate idiosyncratic pets differently. Doomed pets simulation no symptoms, piece individual Lymes Disease Symptoms march febricity, biting joints, projection, tiredness, and death of craving. The eubacterium may alteration troubled method, spunk, eyes, and kidneys of pets, if their Lymes disease is not burned in case.Cats:Cats are credible to demo locomotion difficulties, expiration of appetite, eye modification, unaccustomed breathing, and pyrexia. Several cats pussy with Lymes disease also evince overt symptoms.Dogs:Dogs diagnosed with Lymes disease may Lymes Disease Symptoms languorous, and can bed pyrexia ranging between 103°F - 105°F, along with necessitous appetence. They may also have gameness. Bosom disorders, kidney nonstarter, hostility, and confusion are opposite Lymes disease symptoms seen in dogs.From my personalized pet's receive, I can say that dogs are catching to Lymes microorganism, but they do not impart seeable Lymes disease symptoms. They a

Dogs
Thirteen Things Dogs Don't Understand1. It's not a laugh to practice woofing at 3am.2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and guard her.3. He shouldn't jump on your bed when he's soaking wet.4. The command "SHUT THE HELL UP!" means just that.5. The cat has every right to be in the sitting room.6. Crapping on the carpet is not something deserving of a biscuit.7. Barking at guests ten minutes after they've arrived is stupid.8. No, we said SIT!9. I know it's a nice leg, but don't ride it.10. Getting up DOESN'T mean I am going to take you for a walk.11. Just because I'm eating, doesn't mean you can.12. If you look at me with those big soppy eyes, I'm NOT going to give in and feed you. NO. NO. Oh, ok. just this once.13. No it's my chocolate ... Oh alright then, just a small piece.

Dog The Bonty Hunter
well we all found out yesterday that dog the bounty hunter his son and tim we all 3 put on jail oh k this pisses me off yeah i under stand bounty hunting is aginst the law in mexico but come on our on gov is going to trun the 3 men over to them cuse this crap the cought a man who needed to be cought and a rapeist is off the streets thanks to them i just donot think its right at all and that all i have to say bout that

Dog The Bounty Hunter
First off i just want to say that what i post here is MY Oppinion and has not been endorsed by Lostcherry.com... so dont blame them for MY OPPINION!!!!!!!!!! as you know dog the bounty hunter was arrested and is waiting trial for " commiting a crime in mexico" the crime is that" he and his son arested a serial rapiest that was in mexico, here is the thing that pisses me the fuck off first Dog and his son was arrested on US soil for the crime, and is waiting to be tried IN MEXICO, FUCK THAT.. he got OUT OF The country and is in the USA right! what about ALLL THE ILLEGAL WETBACKS FROM MEXICO in our motherfucking county? WHY arnt the mexican police over here colecting ther people breaking the law????? WHAT right dose the mexicain police have to arrest a person in our COUNTRY but we cant go get one of OUR crimnals in there country... How fucked up is that? hell IF mexico likes the idea of serial rapiest in there country i have a solution... load every fucking

Dog Track
Dog Track A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head. "I found a piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name 'Marylou' written on it," she said, furious. "You had better have an explanation." "Calm down, honey," the man replied. "Remember last week when I was at the dog track? That was the name of the dog I bet on."' The next morning, his wife snuck up on him and smacked him again. "What was that for?" he complained. "Your dog called last night

"dog" The Bounty Hunter
Duane The Dog Chapman Most Recent Role: Himself on Dog the Bounty Hunter Alias Name(s): Duane Chapman, Dog Gender: Male Birthplace: Denver, Colorado Birthday: 2-1-1953 Birth Name: Duane Lee Chapman Raised in Denver, Colorado Dog is the oldest of four children born to Wesley and Barbara Chapman. His father was a welder with the Navy. His mother was a minister with the First Assembly of God. Duane grew up tough and poor and dropped out of school in the ninth grade. Chapman subsequently joined a motorcycle gang. Dog was arrested 18 times for armed robbery. In 1977, Chapman was sentenced to five years of hard labor and served two of those years before being paroled in 1979. Before his sentencing, Chapman had married and fathered at least one child. His wife, at the time, had filed for divorce while Chapman was in prison. Because of this fact, Chapman owed money for child support. The judge in charge of handling the child support case asked Chapman to catch a fugitive for

Dog The Bounty Hunter/i Am A Big Fan Of These Guys This Is Not Fair
FEBRUARY 16: An Associated Press report out of Guadalajara, Mexico stated that a Mexican federal court has denied Duane "Dog" Chapman's injunction request and has ruled that the star of A&E's "Dog the Bounty Hunter" should be extradited and stand trial for deprivation of liberty - a charge stemming from Dog and his posse's 2003 capture of convicted serial rapist, Andrew Luster in Puerto Vallarta. Mexican authorities had asked for Chapman's extradition from Hawaii and U.S. Marshals took Dog, son Leland Chapman and associate Tim Chapman into custody back on September 14th for their role in bringing Luster to justice. Dog, Leland and Tim were released on bail and have been awaiting a ruling on their request to stop the extradition proceedings, which would otherwise require them to face trial in Mexico. "Our attorneys have not even been formally informed of the court's decision, as of yet," Dog and wife Beth Chapman said. "We are obviously deeply disappointed and fearful of what wi

Dog The Bounty Hunter
PLEASE NO DISRESPECTFUL COMMENTS AS MOST OF YOU KNOW DOG THE BOUNTY DID A DANGEROUS BOUNTY DOWN IN MEXICO, AND BY DOING THE RIGHT THING, AND GETTING A RAPIST OFF THESE STREETS, THEY MEXICAN GOVERNMENT IS NOW HUNTING DOWN THE DOG. THIS COULD HAVE BEEN YOUR SISTER, MOTHER, FRIEND, DAUGHTER, FAMILY, OR SOMEONE IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD THAT WAS RAPED. DOG HAS PUT THIS MAN IN JAIL, AND GOD BLESS DOG FOR THAT. THIS IS A LINK FROM DOG'S WEBSITE TO "HELP THE DOG" THIS IS A PETITION THAT YOU WILL BE SENT TO. ONLY CLICK IF YOU WISH TO SIGN IT TO HELP THE DOG. http://www.xkastclients.com/dog2/petition/ SAYING YES YOU WILL SIGN IT AND HELP FIGHT FOR WHAT MOST FEEL IS RIGHT AND THEN GO TO LINK AND VOTE OR NO - THIS ISN'T WHAT YOU ARE IN TO. THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME, PLEASE REMEMBER NO DISRESPECTFUL COMMENTS. HAPPY CHERRY TAPPING!

Dog Tags
For the last week or so, I've had a few people asking me where I got My Dog Tags from. Well this First One was made by Latin Diva. Which she did a few months ago. Right now, She is looking for the Web Page she made them at. In the meantime, I went looking for a site myself and found one that makes them like this: A little different style, you can see more examples in my Dog Tags Made for People Folder. Now, I will gladly make them for anyone that asks. I will need the fellowing Information: The Background Camo Color you want: Jungle, Desert, Snow, Pink, Purple or Blue And the 3 text lines you want, up to 16 Characters per line. Please either send me a Private Message Labeled DOG TAGS or comment on this BLOG. Thanks, David PS: Please don't forget about Checking Out my Special set of Blogs for the Military and their Families here on FuBar: http://fubar.com/blog/73734

Dog Tags- Please Pass On
I am back to makeing dog tags. If you would like one please send me your info in a private message to the link below. In you private message I need you to include the color you would like your dogtags to be(jungle,desert,snow,pink,purple, or blue),the name you want on them(up to 16 letters depending on spaces),your cherrytap id number, and your blood type if you would like for it to be on there. To see an example of what they look like check out my things made by me folder. If you are reading this could you please repost it for me when you are done. Thanks. MISSBITCH~~~mommy of 2~~~member of the Wolf Pack Family @ fubar

Dog Tricks - I Love This - Thanks Deb! :d
Type in a command at the link and see what happens... sit, roll over, down, stand, sing, dance, shake, fetch, play dead etc. and...it's also very cute if you type in a command that's not recognized! Make sure you type in "Kiss" too. Go to this link: http://www.idodogtricks.com/index_flash.html

Dog The Bounty Hunter Is An Effin A-hole
Ok, here's irony for ya...Dog the Bounty Hunter got caught on tape, trying NOT to get caught on tape saying the N-word. He says that he keeps Blacks out of his circle, because he and those around him still use the N-word...not that we're N*gg*rs or anything, but they still use the term and they don't want a n*gg*r to catch them using it, because it might have negative consequences. So, he fired one of his staff members for dating a Black girl. Whoops! Someone was taping the whole thing... ( just click, then hit play )Click here. Then right click on the black box and press play.

Dog Talk
Dog Talk A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there. "You talk?" he asks. "Yep," the Lab replies. After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog speak, he says, "So, what's your story?" The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told them. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. "But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job

Dog The Bounty Hunter
There's fear and darkness all around you The criminals are on the run No use hiding in the dark I'll hunt you down cause I'm the dog I'm the dog, the big bad dog I'm the dog, the bounty hunter The bounty hunter

Dog The Bounty Hunter' To Return To Tv
TV bounty hunter Duane “Dog” Chapman is preparing a return to the airwaves. The Chapman family confirmed Thursday that filming is set to resume on the A&E show “Dog the Bounty Hunter.” The show features Chapman and crew in pursuit of bail jumpers in Hawaii and other states. It was the highest rated show on A&E before the network pulled it off the air in November. Chapman was heard in a taped phone conversation using a racial slur in reference to his son’s black girlfriend. Chapman has apologized and tried to make amends with the network and the black community. Network officials says that since the show is about second chances, they decided to accept his apology and resume production. No air date has been announced.

Dog The Bounty Hunter
Filming has begun on the fifth season, according to executives with A&E, the cable network that broadcast "Dog the Bounty Hunter." Reruns of the show will start June 25, with new episodes, including ones from the fourth season that have not previously aired, coming a few weeks later. The show features Chapman and crew chasing down bail jumpers in Hawaii and other states.

The Dog That Isn’t Barking
The fun and games may be in Denver, but this year’s presidential election will likely be decided in critical states like Michigan, where many Democratic voters, despite being hammered by a wicked economy, are ambivalent at best about the candidate at the top of their party’s ticket. You could easily get the impression, through casual conversations, that Michigan will be a cakewalk for Barack Obama. Most people you talk to say that they plan to vote for him. Nearly all working families have been touched by the downturn, which has been longer and more severe here than in most other parts of the nation. Relatives in different parts of the state are seeing less of one another because of high gasoline prices. Auto industry workers, traumatized by the number of colleagues who have been laid off, worry that they will be the next to go. The anger at George W. Bush is white-hot. Margaret Schlack, who is married and the mother of four, talked about the election after attending Sunday

Dog Tag Chasers
You see it everywhere. Women running around with a collection of soldier's dog tags. I'm not talking about the women that think a guy in uniform is hot. i'm referring to the women that think he's hot but dont see him, they see a steady paycheck. Fuck the soldier get him wrapped around their fingers, and bleed them dry.

Do Guys Think Like This??
Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try. 2. Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. 5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-- how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. 6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. 7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. 8. Guys don't care how gorgeous you are, if you're a bitch-- Goodbye. 9. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong an

Dog Vs Cat Diary
The Dog's Diary 7 am - Oh boy! A walk! My favorite! 8 am - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite! 9 am - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite! Noon - Oh boy! The yard! My favorite! 2 pm - Oh boy! A car ride! My favorite! 3 pm - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite! 4 pm - Oh boy! Playing ball! My favorite! 6 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Mom! My favorite! 7 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Dad! My favorite! 8 pm - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite! 9 pm - Oh boy! Tummy rubs on the couch! My favorite! 11 pm - Oh boy! Sleeping in my peoples' bed! My favorite! The Cat's Diary Day 183 of my captivity. My captors continued to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from clawing the furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded - mu

Dog Vs. Cat
The Dog's Diary: 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing! 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! The Cat's Diary: Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape

Dog Vs Cat Diaries
Excerpts from a Dog's Diary: 6:00 am - At last! I go pee! My favorite thing! 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing! 6:00 pm - They're home! My favorite thing! 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! Excerpts from a Cat's Diary: Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only

Dog Wash
Dog Wash A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner "Mom & Pop" grocery picking out a pretty good size box of laundry detergent. The grocer walked over, and, trying to be friendly, asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do. "Oh, no laundry," the boy said, "I'm going to wash my dog." "But you shouldn't use this to wash your dog. It's very powerful and if you wash your dog in this, he'll get sick. In fact, it might even kill him." But the boy was not to be stopped and carried the detergent to the counter and paid for it, even as the grocer still tried to talk him out of washing his dog. About a week later the boy was back in the store to buy some candy. The grocer asked the boy how his dog was doing. "Oh, he died," the boy said. The grocer, trying not to be an I-told-you-so, said he was sorry the dog died but added, "I tried to tell you not to use that detergent on your dog." "Well, the boy replied, "I don't think it was the detergent t

Dogwood - Abandoned
Another lonesome night. A room full of emptiness. Darkness engulfing me, I can't handle the pain. Helpless my new name, I have no family. No one tells the truth, I've got nothing left and nowhere to run. It's suicide. A complex task. Self-decision pre-constructed doom, Its not your time to go. I don't belong, So I will die. Self sacrifice for I hate living, I should die. (I should die!) Now there's no return, To my once sad smile. Too many steps too far, And now I've lost my way. I'm just asking you to listen, I haven't got a lot to say. I just need a friend, I'm so alone and so afraid. Remember when you said you'd always hold my hand? We'd be a family forever. Now where did everyone go? I've reached my breaking point I feel it's time to go, Has God forgotten me? What happened to fair and what happened to me?

The Dogwood Sessions
just this before you go. I really did die for you. I saw your face and you smiled, it was at someone else, and you were laughing, and even though i knew it was at me, in torn jeans and stained t-shirt, and the ridiculous look i must have had on my face, loving you while you were tearing the fat off the meat of me, and when you put me in the chair and started taking my bones out of my legs, slow and methodically, unhinging them at the joints, pulling back ligaments so not to snap them, all i could think of to scream was, "Do you think there is anyone alive, that ever lived, that will ever, could ever exist who would make love to you the way thhat I'd make love to you, til you cried like your fucking soul was spilling out and taking your magled guts and spitting those out to, and I'd fill you with everything good in me, every last bit and I'd walk away pure evil, because I couldn't keep any of it from you. Don't you understand- of course they hate me- i love you so fucking much that I

Dog Yoga - :doga '
Summary: Over time, dogs have proven to be well-adapted for human life, expressing qualities of loyalty and bravery, being emotionally flexible and responding to commands. Some people love their dogs like children, and take them everywhere they go. Why should dogs not then begin to participate in some of the activities that humans do? Well, this latest trend among pet owners answers that question in a very unique way. In this free video series, learn about a new health and fitness activity called doga, that is, yoga performed by dogs and their masters. This practice involves traditional poses, like the sun salutation, and—you guessed it—the downward dog, modified for the purposes of allowing the dog to perform them comfortably. The idea is not necessarily to stretch your pet to the limits, but rather to let them be involved in as much of your life as possible. Our yoga instructor will lead you through several different poses for both you and your dog, with special techniques fo

D'oh!
Damn my lack of focus. I was half way through this bag of Laffy Taffy before I realized that there is a joke on every wrapper. Oh, the humor I've forever been denied because of my um... you know... that thing where you can't focus... ..oooooh shiny penny......

Doh!
So, I had ordered the new dipstick for my van that the mechanic in Stroudsburg told me he still had. I went to the dealership this morning to pick it up. Paid my $13.06. Walked out the door to install it. The hole I would have SWORN it went into was not the right place. I start looking all around. Don't see it. Then I remember that it is supposed to be under my radiator hose. I take a look. The goddamn original is still there. WTF???? So, I ended up throwing the old one out and replacing it with the new one. Can you say blonde moment?

D'oh
It must be Monday. I've already started the day off by whining like a little school girl. Boohoo my mumm was deleted. Boohoo the admins are mean underwears for not liking my monkey. Ok, I'm starting over. Sorry about that episode. Who wants cake?

Doh!
Horror Film Upsets Families Expecting 'Mimzy' AP HOLTSVILLE, N.Y. (April 7) - An audience expecting to watch a family film was stunned to get an glimpse of a horror movie, which left some parents shaken and the theater chain apologizing for the movie mix-up. The moviegoers were expecting to see "The Last Mimzy," the PG-rated tale of a brother and sister who discover a mysterious box of toys and become endowed with superhuman powers to help preserve humanity's future. Instead, the crowd saw the opening scene of "The Hills Have Eyes 2," the R-rated sequel to a recent remake of a 1977 horror classic by the genre's renowned director, Wes Craven. The film centers on National Guard troops who stumble on a clan of mutant cannibals and starts with a chained woman giving birth to a mutant. "There were kids that were crying, there were people trying to cover the kids' eyes, they were caught off guard," said Anthony Rasco, who was in the audience when the scene was unexpectedly show

Doh'
I walk Miles inside my soul insearch of who i am, i come empty handed with dark holes inside my past. I have lost what i am and i havent a clue what i am becoming. My insanity is now my reality as i drown in the flood of pain my heart unleashes. Yet i dont understand the pain, its not there for any reason besides to tear me down. I have lost my grip and fallen, fallen into the depths of my own shadow which i have no path. I have no light or road to travel upon to save me, i am lost. I have lost my way out of insanity.

D'oh
beardy: cause i want to taste and fuck you? ->beardy: no but apparently u r a pig beardy: wat r u a animal? ->beardy: I dont date outside my species beardy: lets cum together first baby ->beardy: die beardy: i want to fuck u baby and taste your yummy tight pussy --> =ME Beardy = dumb CT n00b pig

Doh!
Dating Blunder: Using Coupons on A First Date NEW YORK (Wireless Flash) -- Dating experts agree: Using a coupon for a two-for-one meal on a first date is a surefire romance killer. In the words of dating expert Laurie Graff, author of the upcoming book "Looking for Mr. Goodfrog" (Red Dress Ink), "Not the first time." She says if you use a coupon early on, "You send a message about your finances." There are exceptions. Graff knows of one guy who won a restaurant gift certificate in an auction who used it on a first date because he told his date, "I never would have bid on this thing if I didn't know I had you to take." Meanwhile, love advice expert David Coleman, who calls himself the Dating Doctor, says a "two-fer" is a bad move on a first date, although there are ways around it. He says it could be an ice breaker if you say, "Hey I have this coupon, would you like to use it together?" After that, he says the Entertainment Guide can be an incentive to plan fut

Doh!
A Doctor in Newfoundland wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant. "Garge, I am going hunting tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients". "Yes, sir!" answers Garge. The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: "So, Garge, How was your day?" Garge told him that he took care of three patients. "The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL." "Bravo Mate,and the second one?" asks the doctor. "The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir" says Garge. "Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about t he third one?" asks the doctor. "Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters. She undresses herself, taking off everything including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table. She spreads her legs and shouts: HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!'" "Tunderin' lard Jesus Garge, what did you do?"

Doh!!!!
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had on

D'oh!
Today is a "I can't brain today... I have the dumb" sort of day! First I went to make french toast and dumped garlic fricken powder in instead of cinnamon, and now I went to move all my tattoo pictures to a different folder and can't find where the hell the fuckers went. Sometimes I am amazed I can even manage to get my clothes on without causing myself serious bodily injury!

Doh!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080722/ap_on_fe_st/odd_wiccan_injured;_ylt=AsKAmnsOWTn09pr_dyrZszsuQE4F Woman runs sword into foot during Wiccan ceremony Tue Jul 22, 4:52 PM ET A woman accidentally stabbed herself in the foot with a 3-foot-long sword while performing a Wiccan good luck ritual at a central Indiana cemetery. Katherine Gunther, 36, of Lebanon, pierced her left foot with the sword while performing the rite at Oak Hill Cemetery, police said. Gunther said she was performing the ceremony to give thanks for a recent run of good luck. The ceremony involves the use of candles, incense and driving swords into the ground during the full moon. Gunther said was aiming to put the sword in the ground, but hit her foot instead. "It wasn't the first time I performed the ritual, but it was the first time I put a sword through my foot," she said. Gunther immediately pulled the sword out of her foot, and her companions took her to Witham Memorial Hospital, where she

D'oh
i hurt a friend today. i wish i didn't but i did. i'm an idiot and a screw up. i feel like shit cuz they didn't deserve to be hurt and i'm shocked at myself for doing so. all i can do is hope they can forgive and we can at least stay friends. guess i'll have to see.

D'oh!
Last night I was so tired I belly-flopped onto my bed arms above my head, and was too tired to put them back to my side. I passed out almost instantaneously. Well I woke up the same way, arms still above my head... arms STILL asleep. Do you know how hard it is to pick yourself up without using your amrs while laying facedown? Took about 3mins to roll to the side of my bed and plant my feet on the floor, my arms dangled on to my side. And about a minute later the blood rushed back into my arms... at the same time. So I had that pins and needles feeling in BOTH my arms at the same time, it was torture. Am I the only one who has been lucky enough for this to happen to?

Do Harleyss Rule ?
HARLEY-DAVIDSON Arthur Davidson, the inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, died and went to heaven.At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."Arthur thought about it for a minute, then said, "I want to hang out with God."St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?"Arthur said, "Yes, that's me."God said, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?"Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, "Excuse me, but aren't You the inventor of woman?"God said, "Yes.""Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaw s in your invention:1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end prot

Doh! Blocked!
Yep, that's right, I've been blocked! Woooo-hoooo!!! As far as I know, this is the first time anyone has ever blocked me, but maybe there are all sorts of people out there who hate me and I just don't know it yet. Granted, there are no few people who consistently rate me 1's, blah blah blah... but I don't think I've ever been blocked before. I was actually pretty pissed off at first and was ready to do Rant 2 in the Book of Jenn. But then I ate. And realizing that I literally had not eaten ALL DAY, last meal was last night around 7pm so almost 24 hours ago, I was a tad bit irritable. I ate. I feel much better now and more inclined to giggle. So here's what went down. This last weekend there was a glitch and all my settings were changed so no one could communicate with me. I got a few gifts from really nice people inquiring if everything was okay, and one "clue" from a jerk who just assumed I did it only to him. Anyway, this particular user sent me a shout a day or two ag

D'oh Homer Simpsons Painting Offends Pagans
The image of Homer Simpson has been painted along side the 180ft Cerne Abbas in Dorset, England. Do'h! Homer Simpson painting offends pagans by Gulliver Do'h! After offending just about every other group on earth, Homer Simpson has now upset the pagans. They are gunning for the bumbling cartoon character after he was painted next to their famous fertility symbol, the Cerne Abbas giant. They pledged to perform "rain magic" to wash him away. The Cerne Abbas giant is a 17th century chalk outline of a naked, sexually aroused, club-wielding giant carved in the hillside above Cerne Abbas in Dorset, England. Many couples believe the 180ft giant is an aid to fertility. But a giant 180ft Homer Simpson brandishing a donut was painted next to the Cerne Abbas figure as a publicity stunt for a film company. The pagans are not impressed by the stunt to promote the worldwide July 27 release of The Simpsons Movie. "It's very disrespectful and not at all aesthetically

Doh, I Got Tagged!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. Ten odd things about me….. 1. I LOVE the water and own nine boats, kayaks, and floats 2. I am originally from Oregon 3. I spell the alphabet with my tongue every time 4. I shave 3 times a week 5. I enjoy my research in reproductive physiology and I got just the experiment for you 6. I am working on making a goat version of the incredible hulk\ 7. I actually enjoy yard work 8. I would rather make a great meal than pay to go out, especially Italian 9. My parents are homeless…. But cruising on a boat around Central America and the Caribbean 10. I love rum You’re Tagged Suckers……. Iris T

D'oh Lol...you Will Never Believe It......
I decided that my new haircut was annoying me so I went and cut it shorter. LOL I know it was already short but it was just really not making me happy so I decided to go with something a LOT simpler and easier to care for. I will have to take another picture and put it up for all of you to see. Have a good night and I will see you all in the morning. Angie

Do Hot Chicks Really...
Do hot girls ever really go for the geek? Seriously, the hotties here on CT usually have pictures of guys with muscled muscles and lots of other babes trying to get thier attention. It seems to me that a real beauty would want to find a guy who is more than a walking testicle. Hormones are nice, but they dont pay the bills, they dont come home at night, and they dont keep it in their pants when the other hotties are around. So do hot chicks really ever go for the nice guy? Cmon, I want testimony form you hot chicks (you know who you are). I want to hear from the guys/geeks who landed the hottie, and how you did it. I want to know why, so I can hang myself from it later...

Do Hunks Not Like Bbws
well i wanted to tell you all of my sadness i have not got 1 crush is it coz im a big girl ???? or dont you men think you can handel the goddess of love ? i wait to see if you think you can handel me gizza crush and tell me who you are xxxxx bye for now

Do I
Do I cry in the night? Do I long to hold you tight? Do I wake wanting you? Yes I Do Do I recall every day? How you took my breath away? Do I rememberloving you? Yes I do Do I dream of all we had together? It true we lost it all forever Do I pray anyway? Yes I do I don't live in the past ? Wanting a love that wouldn"t last ? I don't ache like I use to? Yes I do

Do I
do i look easy? hmm guys i dont cyber and i dont give out my number on ct,and im sure that the people who has crushes on me realy dont just my pictures and im sorry if i dont talk to alot of you it isnt that i dont want to it is just that i am busy at the time you all know that i write the blogs to all of my friends,i dont want to know if you are playing with your little peckers while going through my pictures.thanks and love you all... love susan

Do I?......
Do I haunt your dreams? Hear me laugh and sing? Does it fade away, into A memory and a whisper? Look and you may see. A haunting clint of me. Looking from behind the tree. Running down your street. Think and you may recall. Listen and you may hear. A memory and a whisper. Make this life real. Tell me what you feel. Send it on the breeze. The wind will float it to me. For tonight I know. Under the moon glow. Everything to me. Is plainly seen. A memory and A whisper. Of you and me. Listen and you will hear. Think and recall the memory. Do I haunt your dreams? Do I haunt your life? I know its true.... Memory and a whisper

Do I?
All the time I hear how beautiful I am That I am sexy, gorgeous That men are amazed by me That I am not like most other females Only problem with all that is it isn’t you It has meaning and feeling when you say it When they say it, it means nothing Yeah it makes me feel good why wouldn’t it But it is so much different when it is carried with your breath Then they tell me how lucky you are That you must feel like a king Completely on top of the world Now that, for some reason feels really good And has lots of meaning But when they say it, it makes me wonder do you feel this Do I make you feel any of these

Do I??
Baby, what are we becomingIt feels just like we're always runningRollin' through the motions every dayI could lean in to hold youOr act like I don't even know youSeems like you could care less either wayWhat happened to that girl I used to knowI just want us back to the way we were beforeChorus:Do I turn you on at all when I kiss you, babyDoes the sight of me wanting you drive you crazyDo I have your love, am I still enoughTell me don't I, or tell me do I, babyGive you everything that you ever wantedWould you rather just turn away and leave me lonelyDo I just need to give up and get on with my lifeBaby, do I?Remember when we didn't have nothin'But a perfect, simple kind of lovin'Baby, those sure were the daysThere was a time our love ran wild and freeNow I'm second guessing everything I seeDo I turn you on at all when I kiss you, babyDoes the sight of me wanting you drive you crazyDo I have your love, am I still enoughTell me don't I, or tell me do I, babyGive you everything that you e

Do I
BABY WHAT ARE WE BECOMING IT FEELS JUST LIKE WE'RE ALWAYS RUNNING ROLLING THROUGH THE MOTIONS EVERYDAY I CAN LEAN IN TO HOLD YOU, OR ACT LIKE I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU SEEMS LIKE YOU COULD CARE LESS EITHER WAY WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GUY I USED TO TO KNOW I JUST WANT US BACK TO THE WAY WE WAS BEFORE DO I TURN YOU ON AT ALL WHEN I KISS YOU, BABY DOES THE SIGHT ME WANTING YOU DRIVE YOU CRAZY DO I HAVE YOUR LOVE AM I STILL ENOUGH TELL ME DON'T I, OR TELL ME DO I, BABY GIVE ME EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED WOULD YOU RATHER JUST TURN AWAY AND LEAVE ME LONELY DO I JUST NEED TO GIVE UP AND GET ON WITH MY LIFE BABY, DO I ? REMEMBER WHEN WE DIDN'T HAVE NOTHING BUT A PERFECT, SIMPLE KIND OF LOVING BABY, THOSE SURE WERE THE DAYS THERE WAS A TIME OUR LOVE RAN WILD AND FREE NOW I AM SECOND GUESSING EVERYTHING I SEE DO I TURN YOU ON AT ALL WHEN I KISS YOU, BABY DOES THE SIGHT OF ME WANTING YOU DRIVE YOU CRAZY DO I HAVE YOUR LOVE, AM I STILL ENOUGH TELL ME DON'T I, OR TELL ME DO I, BABY

Do I?
Just another song that spoke to me. In a funk lately. Not sure I should be listening to this sort of music while in that funk. Baby, what are we becomingIt feels just like we’re always runningRolling through the motions everydayI can lean in to hold you, or act like I don’t even know youSeems like you could care less either wayWhat happened to that girl I used to knowI just want us back to the way we were beforeDo I turn you on at all when I kiss you baby,Does the sight of me wanting you drive you crazy,Do I have your love? Am I still enough?Tell me don’t I, or tell me do I babyGive you everything that you ever wantedWould you rather just turn away and leave me lonely?Do I just need to give up and get on with my lifeBaby, do IRemember when we didn’t have nothingBut a perfect simple kind of lovingBaby those sure were the daysThere was a time our love ran wild and freeBut now I’m second guessing everything I seeDo I turn you on at all when I kiss you

Do I Appear Stupid?
Honest to god!!!! You wish me to believe you are 20 yrs younger than me and really want to have a relationship with me? EXCUSE ME? Do I look stupid?? First off you don't have the intelligence of a gnat to hold a decent conversation! Secondly if you want to get to know me, don't start with how you want to eat, lick, nibble, or suck on any body part of mine in the first 5 minutes! When I tell you I have no interest in Cyber, phone sex, or Web Cam, PLEASE, do not have a childish hissy fit. I have been asked for these things 100's of times. Its a game!!! I want a real man with real skin and real body parts all up against my real skin, real body parts. I want him capable of a decent conversation, holding a job, and getting it up! Little Boy, when you grow up, come back and see me.

Do I Actually Deserve This??
K here goes. I know I am probably whining and crap but I need to get this out. Am I not special?? I certainly have not felt like it lately: For Christmas, the only thing I got under my tree was a pair of socks and a tee shirt. No exaggeration, really. For my Birthday I received a big fat goose egg. Oh and by the way I was in the Hospital for my birthday. Not even a get well card. It's the truth I swear!! For Valentine's Day nothing, zero, zip. I asked for a pink satin thong from Vickies and some chocolates(to drown my sorrows in) But just a big fat nothing. Am I not worthy of any type of gift for any occasion. Should I not be made to feel special?? This makes me sad, which is why I am taking myself away on a trip, just don't know where yet. Also do not know if it will be a one way or round trip ticket???????????????????????????

Do I Belong
Does it have to be What's the purpose of all the things I see What could it be they want from me? Is it bravery or consistancy Is this a game That started years befor I came Are all the rules still the same If I'm insane,Who's to blame Can I play the way I want or am I the pawn? Can I make the moves and decide what is right and wrong Do I belong,Do I belong? What's going on Will I have the chance to change the song Before my bodies dead and gone Will it belong before the dawn Are all of my dreams Nothing more then some worthless scheme Is my body just some cold machine What does it mean,Can I redeem? Jimbo/Copyright/3/15/07

Do I Bug You?
There have been many, many times when I may have; disturbed you, troubled you, pestered you, irritated you, bugged you, or got on your nerves with all the emails I send, So today I just wanna tell you that... I PLAN TO CONTINUE !!!!!!

Do I Belong
Does it have to be, What's the purpose of all the things I see What could it be they want from me? Is it bravery or consistancy? Is this a game That started years befor I Came are all the rules still the same? If I'm insane,Who's to blame? Can I play the way I want or am I the pawn? Can I make the moves and decide what is right and wrong Do I belong,Do I belong What's going on? Will I have the chance to change the song? Befor my bodies dead and gone? Will it belong befor the dawn? Are all of my dreams Nothing more then some worthless scheme? Is my body just some cold machine? What does it mean?,CanI redeem? Jimbo/Copyright/7/07

Do I Belong
Does it have to be What's the purpose of all the things I see What can it be they want from me? Is it bravery or consistancy? Is this a game? That started years befor I came Are all the rules still the same? If I'm insane,Who's to blame? Can I play the way I want,Or am I the pawn? Can I make the moves and decide what is right and wrong? Do I belong,Do I belong? What's going on? Will I have the chance to change the song? Befor my bodies dead and gone Will it belong befor the dawn? Are all of my dreams Nothing more then some worthless scheme? Is my body just some cold machine? What does it mean,Can I redeem? Can I play the way I want,Or am I the pawn? Can I make the moves and decide what is right and wrong? Do I belong,Do I belong? Jimbo/Copyright/7/23/07

Do I Buy A Different Car Or Should I Fix The Old One.
And if I fix the how soon should I do it? Just found a big leak in the heater of ol' Poppa car. Spewing water and anti-freeze all over the inside of the car. Poppa is a 90 Blazer with about 175,000 miles. Last year the fan clutch went out and tore up the radiator and everything. Cost $800 to fix that. The guy across the street said it is just the heater core and to dump some of that aluimnun stuff in the radiator and it should be ok. The guy down the street said thing could blow up at any time. That the block could be cracked or the head warped or the head gasket shot. Is this family heirloom worth saving?

Do I Care
Do I really care on what mumm my friends voted on or who they left a comment for?! NO I DON'T!! So why the hell is FUBAR letting us know this useless information?!?! Bullshit I tell you. Totally bullshit. That is all.

Do I Drive Like A Man Or A Women
Your Driving Is is: 51% Male, 49% Female According to studies, you drive both like a guy and a girl. This means you're a pretty average driver, with typical quirks. Occasionally you're frustrated and or a little reckless, but that's the exception - not the norm. Do You Drive Like a Guy or a Girl?

Do I Disgust You?
Well here is blog 3. I am just wondering what goes thru womans heads. Does it disgust you that I am as blunt as I am? Are you shocked that someone would be this way? I am just trying to be on the level is all. I am not putting up a front. I am not teaseing like some woman do. I put it out there up front and personal. I am not looking for a relationship. I love womans bodies. I love womans naked bodies. All I am here for is a good time. And if you wish to share your pics with me great I appreciate it. Most of you have tremendous bodies. But don't hold out show us more. If you went this far, go all the way. And for all you dudes out there, let them come out to you on their own. Don't harass them. You justruin it for the rest of us. Would love to see all you fine ass woman. You are the greatest support a service man deployed could ask for. Imaginations we have, you need to show a little more and we'll imagine what we're going to do with it. DON'T TEASE! PLEASE!!!!)

Do I Dare, Nsfw
Do I Dare here i sit once againe all i feele is a growing paine burning stronger deepe within wanting so badly to let out what's within do i dare begin to share this burning desire stop trying to contain this raging fire the thirste inside grows so stronge for i've waited for so longe afraid to share afraid to dare so uncertain of where this leads once i unleash my wicked deeds thirsting for bloode, wanting to feede wanting to quench this never ending neede needing so bad to give in to the thirste wanting to feele the artery burste feele the blood trickling downe as my thirste is quenched i loose my frowne how do i begin to regain controle once the thirste has taken it's holde will i ever be the same againe will the thirste be replaced with a different paine do i dare begin to share then loose it all because of my neede unable to control my urge to feede do i dare refuse to share then loose it all because of my greede greedily controlin

Do I Deserve A High School Diploma?
You paid attention during 74% of high school! 68-84% Pretty good, you know that there are libraries and newspapers, and you remember what you've read. You were a child that wasn't left behind!Do you deserve your high school diploma?Create a Quiz

Do I Deserve This?
Hows it goin everyone? i miss you dearly and cant wait to see you all again. I have a revelation to make....I have not always been there for my kids, I was a young father and didnt know how to accept the fact i was a dad now. I tried to do the right thing and marry my oldest kids mother and it didnt work when the only time she wanted to see me was on payday....lol. I have realized over the past couple of years is that i am a dad and i do have kids i have to look after and provide for. I got some texts tonight that kinda hurt, well hurt alot, but i want to say that I have been bustin my ass to get back to my kids. I made a promise to my kids that i would visit them every weekend that i had off but when i got here my car broke down.... I have been workin my ass off living off of raman noodles and sandwhiches trying to make a living to provide for my kids. The only reason i am living is the fact that my kids will have a dad to look up too and be proud of....My oldest have another guy the

Do I Dare?
I sit with devoice paper here for my Goth..I wish not to sign but she lonely and find another.We are country's away.Do I dare sign I love with all my heart but do she really love him and he her?Goth no answer phone no answer Hell here I not know some one tell So far Goth so alone to long I sign?

Do I Dare
Do i dare to care Do i dare to share when i know that i could get hurt. it would make me sad if i made you feel bad. Do i dare to care Do i dare to share when for any reason we'd have to say goodbye I would have to sigh Do i dare to care Do i dare to share when i know that you not be there in the end. So my friend Do i dare to care Do i dare to share Will you be here to chase away my fears and wipe away the tears. My friend, Do i dare to care Do i dare to share

Do I Deserve This?
It takes time to build up The courage, to be unafraid Build the walls, break the falls, Now I don't wanna go back to where I started. So impressionable, so naive I believe your words, face-to-face When you're gone I see the lies, The truth you hide behind innocent eyes, Now I don't wanna go back to where I started. My heart it smiles, my heart it breaks Do I deserve this?

Do I Ditch Or Split ?
I have a issue I work very long hrs but the person im w/ I feel is messin around on me . This person is also a misserable acholic n almost killed me once 4 going 2 the store 4 tollet paper this is no lie n when im home or not this person is never around n don't even come home 2 family at night so do I ditch or just say fuck it and split n let that person go on its marry way plz help me out

Do I Dare
The love I recive from those who care Is stronger than I am and I couldn't dare To think that I deserve this from them at all To tell the truth I would rather take a deadly fall My love isn't worth to behold For all reasons I should be in the cold Do I deserve to have a warm glove? Do I deserve your love?

"do I Dare / Disturb The Universe?"
In the last two months, one of my best friends moved away, another went off to rehab, and I was hit by an uninsured, unlicensed motorist. To add sadness to injury, I learned that a coworker, someone I dated briefly two years ago, was diagnosed with cancer. When I met him, he was 24, a successful, smart, ambitious man who, at 6'7", towered over me. We were an odd couple, him tall and dark and calm, me tiny and pale and loud. We spent thanksgiving together two years ago, him raking my leaves while I baked us a feast, then joining inside for a cornucopia of drinks, food, and sex. Shortly thereafter, I started seeing someone new, and, through willful neglect, I abandoned the relationship with my coworker. A month ago, I emailed him to let him know I was thinking of him. We exchanged several messages and ultimately planned to meet and spend the day on his boat. And so we did. I drove out to the marina and waited by his dock. He came up to meet me, led me to his boat. I climbed on a

Do I Dare
The lazy streets are undemandingI walk into the crowd..In starbucks you get yourCoffee or that lemonadeWhere people dress just snazzy..Beauty so unavoidable everywhereIts there I sit and wonder "Do I Dare?"But on the cellphone I text to herI'm nothing I want to beShe was a super model..And one wouldn`t know theDifference would you?Modern namesLike jackie or mandyAnd modern bodies again..0n Beach BoulevardI never felt so lonelyNever felt so out of placeI never wanted something more!But on the sitesI am anything I want to be She was beauty model For Robert Powers... On the cellphone I amAny heightI am any age I want to beShe could be a caped crusader orSupergirl, even middle aged...And you wouldnt knowThe difference would you?

"do I Dare"
Can anyone truly look at a sunup and say that there is no God. Dare I gaze into the heavens on a starry night and not know that we have been blessed by the Presence of an Almighty Creator. And then there are those billowing cloud formations we lay staring at as a child. Could this be an act of chance? If you want it.. I do.. Come and get it.. if you dare.. Or listen to the melodious tune of a babbling brook as it sings on its merry journey. God's handiwork is all around us and His signature is on each of His masterpieces. Do I dare? Because God cares! And the greatest masterpiece He ever created was YOU and ME! Because He created us in His Image

Do I Ever Cross Your Mind
Do I Ever Cross Your Mind Oh, sometimes I go walking through fields where we walked Long ago in the sweet used to be And the flowers still grow, but they don't smell as sweet As they did when you picked them for me And when I think of you and the love we once knew How I wish we could go back in time Do you ever think back on old memories like that Or do I ever cross your mind Do you ever wake up lonely in the middle of the night Because you miss me, do you darling Oh, and do your memories ever take You back into another place in time And do you ever miss the feelings And the love we shared when you were with me, tell me darling Or do I ever cross your mind Oh, how often I wish that again I could kiss Your sweet lips like I did long ago And how often I long for those two loving arms That once held me so gentle and close And when I think of you and the love we once knew How I wish we could go back in time Do you ever think back on old memories

Do I Exsist To You?
DO I exsist to you? Do I exsist to you Or am I just a body laying cold. DO I not breath? Do I not have a heartbeat? that beat only for you? Your the one I want to come home to The one I want to lay next to. Am I not the one that shares your bed at night AM I not the one that crys on your shoulder. Yet I seem to not exsist You seem to look past me. You talk but not to me. You listen but not to me. Why why doesn't my heart exsist Why don't I exsist?

Do I Ever Get Anything Right?
I sometimes wonder, do I ever get anything right? I mean, someone is always mad at me. The ex for not signing papers to refinance the house or anything we have to do together...then there is my parents that don't think I do anything right and yell at me almost everyday, mostly dealing with how me and the ex are dealing with the kids....then there is my sister that is trying to make me a better person, but I'm just not living up to the expectations....I'm on the computer too much, I'm not working enough, I'm not doing what they say, I'm moving out to be on my own, I'm not staying with them longer, I let the ex have the kids too much, the ex don't pay child support, I'm going to school and not working more, I stay up too late, I'm not doing things they want me to do when they want me to do them, I don't stand up to the ex like they want me to...... So, what am I suppose to think? What am I suppose to do?

Do I Expect Too Much?
Do I expect too much when I ask that your word be your bond? Is it too much to ask that regardless of how you talk to everyone else in your life you speak nothing but truth with me? Is your desire to ensnare my heart and mind in the poetic prose of your heartfelt emotions..In hopes that I will forget and over look the field of broken words and blatant lies? Mayhaps the fault is my own for expecting everyone to live their life the way i try to live mine. Maybe you were mere caught up in the whirlwind of the moment and you spoke without forethought..or the words weren't meant to be taken literally..all these things run through my mind as thoughts of us vie with them for complete dominance..it is not my want or desire to question you..because that has become a all to familiar and unwelcome part of our daily lives..and the "Observers" would like nothing more than to see this fall apart so they can gain advantage I know and realize only together can we get anything accomplished...So in clos

Do I Expect Too Much??
i am in need of a fuck buddy......but every one i seem to meet comes up short......do i expect to much?? 1. Want to make love for longer than 30 minutes 2. Wanna give and RECEIVE oral 3. Wanna go out every now and then....(dutch is fine with me) 4. somethimes i wanna make love other times fuck 5. don't want love but do want respect and friendship now sex is better than no sex.....

Do I Exist To You
DO I exsist to you?Do I exsist to youOr am I just a body laying cold.DO I not breath?Do I not have a heartbeat?that beat only for you?Your the one I want to come home to The one I want to lay next to.Am I not the one that shares your bed at nightAM I not the one that crys on your shoulder.Yet I seem to not exsist You seem to look past me.You talk but not to me. You listen but not to me. Why why doesn't my heart exsist Why don't I exsist?

Do I Ever Cross Your Mind
The sun beating on my skin reminded me of you I remembered how once we were For a brief second I was happy again I wondered Do I ever cross your mind You are always on mine Do you ever dream of me You are often in mine It is just too bad we fell apart I thought we were meant to be Forever was what I thought I wonder where you are I have all of our pictures The pieces are in a box Good show How I wish you would call

Do I Follow My Heart Or Head (quiz)
Ashley, you follow your heart when it comes to romance Whether you planned it or not, you just can't help but follow your feelings when it comes to matters of l'amour. You're a passionate person who can't ignore things that fit you to a T — whether it's that perfect pair of jeans, a good cause, or the love of a lifetime. Sure, things don't always go according to plan, but with an irrepressible drive like yours, you'd better get used to it! Living life as a fake just isn't in the cards for you. So open up your arms and embrace what life throws your way — especially if it happens to be the man of your dreams!

Do I Forget Or Have A Chance?
My heart keeps saying to try Believes there's still a chance It's so happy when you're around It just begins to dance My mind tells to forget Says there is no way These feelings make me so confused I don't know which to obey I need to hear it from you So I can come out of this trance Tell me if I should forget about you Or if you think I have a chance But I want you to think about it And I need you to think hard Analyze every feeling There's nothing to discard Don't worry about hurting me Pain is part of searching for love Besides, I'm used to it It's nothing I'm afraid of You know me very well More than anyone I know You know I will always be there Through cold, thunder, rain, or snow I will always love you deeply If you just let me try I won't ever hurt Never give you a reason to cry I'll show you I care every day Always wish you a good night And if something were to go wrong I will always make it right With me, you will always be happy

Do I Fully Understand Fubar, Or Have I Missed Something?
To my knowledge, this is what Fubar is all about: - Visiting lounges: Listening to music, chatting to people and perhaps subscribing to them. - Rating people's profiles and pics from 1-11. - Creating blogs - Buying each other virtual gifts and "blings" or whatever. - Making "Mumms" or whatever they're called. - Chery bombing peoples pics, profiles and albums (whatever that means) - "owning" people. - Pimping people - Decorating your profile. - Buzzkilling poeple or the opposite, getting poeple's buzz meter up. - blocking poeple who don't think you're worth 10. - Shoutboxing people. - Messaging people. - having crushes on people or secretly admiring them (they get to guess who it was) - earning "fu bucks" - getting "fu married" - in a nutshell, is that what this site is majoritively about? Because so far I'm bored to death of it. Rant over, bye.

Do I Give To Much?
do i give to much? do i give to much of my heart, do i give away all of my secrets... my wants and desires? do i give too much of my soul, revealing myself, exposing the naked truths? do i give to much of my mind, saying everything not holding back? these are things that i've wondered about throughout my life, some say it's good to be so open and candid, but it leaves me exposed and venerable.... do i change myself to become cold and ungiving? do i change myself to become someone i'm not? being bold and forthright, knowing i am my own demise ultimately leads to unhappiness because i know i'm to proud

Do I Get A Pay Check This Is A Lot Of Work
OK WAT UP FUBAR. I THINK IT TAKES A FEW TO RUIN IT FOR THE REST. SCREEN SHOTS OF MY MADNESS ON OCT.31 WHEN SHE RATED THE PIC. SWEET KAYLA WHEN SHE WAS DONE LAUGHING AT THE FACT THAT I EVEN STATED IT ON THE FOLDER ITS SELF TO PLZ SHOUT ME SAW SHE LEFT A LAST PIC COMMENT. WELL GOOD FOR HER.. THIS WOMAN TALKING ALL THIS SHIT.. HAS DONE EVERYTHING SHE WAS ASKED NOT TO DO AND NOW OFF CRYING POOR ME LETS SHAME THE MIZZ SHADY.. OMG PLZ YOU ALL GO SHAME ME.. WOW WHAT A HUGE TRAUMATIC EVENT THAT WILL BE.. CALL MY SHRINK AND GET HIM READY.. I NEED HELP TO UNDERSTAND DRAMA LIKE THIS AND PEOPLE LIKE THIS.. I NEED TO BE OFF MAKING CUTE LITTLE BACKGROUNDS NOT TRYING TO GET THE LAME TO UNDERSTAND CRAP THATS RIGHT IN FRONT OF THERE FACE.. IM IN SUCH A BAD MOOD SORRY FOR CALLING YOU A HO WOMAN IM SURE BY THE LOOKS OF YOU THAT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE BUT IF YOUR NOT A HO THEN SHIT YOUR ALREADY CALLING ME A LIER.. THOUGHT I SHOULD PLAY INTO MY ROLL YOU GAVE ME.. SO MY BLOG STATES SHOUT THE HELL

Do I Get A Bowler And Cane?
Fine! I give in to you and your quizzly peer pressure! You made me do this! *shakes finger in someone's general direction* The Gentleman Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLM) Steady & mature. You are The Gentleman. For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you're their man. You're sophisticated. You know what you want both in a relationship and outside of it. You have a substantial romantic side, and you're experienced enough sexually to handle yourself in that arena, too. Your future relationships will be long-lasting; you're classic "marrying material," a prize in the eyes of many. It's possible that behind it all, you're a bit of a male slut. Your best friends know that in relationships you're fundamentally sex-driven. You're a safe, reliable guy, who does get laid. In a lot of ways, you're like a well-worn, comfortable pair of socks. Did you ever jack off into one of those? All the time. Your ideal mate is NOT a nut-job. She is giving and loving,

Do I Go Home Today?
I copied this from a friend of mine.. DO I GO HOME TODAY!! MY FAMILY BROUGHT ME HOME CRADDLED IN THEIR ARMS. THEY CRADDLED ME AND SMILLED AT ME, AND SAID I WAS FULL OF CHARM. THEY PLAYED WITH ME AND LAUGHED WITH ME. THEY SHOWERED ME WITH TOYS. I SURE DO LOVE MY FAMILY. ESPECIALLY THE GIRLS AND BOYS. THE CHILDREN LOVED TO FEED ME. THEY GAVE ME SPECIAL TREATS. THEY EVEN LET ME SLEEP WITH THEM-- ALL SNUGGLED IN THE SHEETS. I USED TO GO FOR WALKS, OFTEN SEVERAL TIMES A DAY. THEY EVEN FOUGHT TO HOLD THE LEASH, I'M VERY PROUD TO SAY. THESE ARE THINGS I'LL NEVER FORGET-- A CHERISHED MEMORY. I NOW LIVE IN THE SHELTER WITHOUT MY FAMILY. THEY USED TO LAUGH AND PRAISE ME WHEN I PLAYED WITH THAT OLD SHOE. BUT I DIDN'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE OLD ONE'S AND THE NEW. THE KIDS AND I WOULD GRAB A RUG. FOR HOURS WE WOULD TUG. SO I THOUGHT I DID THE RIGHT THENG. WHEN I CHEWED THE BEDROOM RUG. THEY SAID I WAS OUT OF CONTROL, AND WOULD HAVE TO LIVE OUTSIDE. THIS I DID NOT UNDE

Do I Go Boondack Saint?
I really need some help as I am VERY confused here. My niece, 16 yrs. old was raped. The rapist has been arrested, he will go to jail regardless (he's claiming consentual sex) as he is an adult and she is a child. To make this all the worse, she was set up by another girl who lured her and played look out. That 'girl' is an adult, 18yrs. old. From what my sister has told me, as my niece screamed and begged for the rapist to stop... the girl mocked her and told her 'it always hurts the first time.' and 'you know you want it. As of yet, the 'girl' has not been arrested but should be on Monday on endangering the welafare of a child. She has also been threatening my niece all week. If you've read my about me, you know i was once in the seminary to become a priest. My younger brother was in the seminary longer. He is a very peaceful and cool headed man, with a family of 5 children, the niece in question isn't his. I left the seminary and, well let's say I went a VERY different d

Do I Go Home Today
I don't do serious but I feel that now I should. If you are thinking of getting a dog, cat, or any animal as a pet, remember that you are adopting a new member of your family that should not be treated as a possession that you keep on a chain, or in a pen outside only paying attention to it once in a while or discard because it has become an inconvenience. It's a lifelong commitment that should be taken care of just as any other member of your family. It is for this reason that I post this poem and I hope it makes everyone think better of their pets. I am not an animal activist, just an animal lover. Please read. DO I GO HOME TODAY My family brought me home cradled in their arms.They cuddled me and smiled at me and said I was full of charm.They played with me and laughed with me and showered me with toys.I sure do love my family, especially the girls and boys.The children loved to feed me, they gave me special treats.They even let me sleep with them - all

Do I Have A Dog
I have a Labrador retriever. I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out and the woman behind me asked if I had a dog? On impulse, I told her no, but that I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly the guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I'd been sitting in the street lickin

Do I Have An Addictive Personality?
Your Personality is 53% Addictive You may have an addictive personality, but you have it mostly under check. Just don't start any new bad habits, okay? Do You Have an Addictive Personality?

Do I Have A Dirty Mind?
Your Mind is NC-17 Rated You're mind is so filthy... you should should be washing every part of you out with soap. If your thoughts can go dirty, they do. Almost everything is NC-17 to you! Do You Have a Dirty Mind?

Do I Have Any Friends Left?
SINCE YOU DONT GET NOTIFIED WHEN A BULLETIN IS POSTED I FIGURED ID POST BOUT THIS CONTEST IN A BCOME ON GUYS I AM NOT THAT FAR BEHIND THE LEADER BUT I SHOULDNT BE BEHIND AT ALL. I NEED SOME HELP PLEASE. COMMENT BOMBING IS ALLOWED CONTEST WILL END AT 12 AM APRIL 2ND.

Do I Have An Addictive Personality?
Your Personality is 47% Addictive You may have an addictive personality, but you have it mostly under check. Just don't start any new bad habits, okay? Do You Have an Addictive Personality?

Do I Have A Dirty Mind
Your Mind is NC-17 Rated You're mind is so filthy... you should should be washing every part of you out with soap. If your thoughts can go dirty, they do. Almost everything is NC-17 to you! Do You Have a Dirty Mind?

Do I Hold A Grudge?
You Sometimes Hold a Grudge You aren't exactly vengeful, but you're not going to forget when someone wrongs you. And while you'll forgive the small things, you don't hand out too many second chances to people who really screw up. Do You Hold a Grudge?

Do I Have To Buy My Slutty Secretary A Gift?
A coincidence that National Lingerie Week and National Administrative Professionals Week (Secretary's Week) is the same week? I don't think so. http://library.thinkquest.org/2886/clo.htm

Do I Have To Say It
May 12, 2007, 12:31AM Senators to work overtime on immigration compromise By NICOLE GAOUETTE Los Angeles Times TOOLS Email Get section feed Print Subscribe NOW Comments Recommend WASHINGTON — In a last-ditch attempt to avoid a bipartisan stalemate on immigration reform, senators plan to negotiate through the weekend to try to forge a long-elusive compromise. The negotiators are working against a Wednesday deadline set by Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, D-Nev., for a vote that will determine whether the Senate will begin debate on immigration or not. With House leaders insisting that senators must take the lead on the controversial issue, the Senate's failure to move forward next week could derail hopes of overhauling the nation's immigration laws at all this year. The weekend talks come after two months of intense negotiations involving a bipartisan group of senators and two Cabinet secretaries that still have not yielded a compromise. To push both sides tow

Do I Have A Kick Me Sign On My Page?
Look I know that people can rate 1- 10 but I don't rate anyone under a 10, this might sound like bitching to many of you, but the way I see it is that you came to my page to look around you YOU FOND ME you like what you see fine, you want to rate it thats fine,but why bother telling me that you think my page and the pictures on it are worth anything under a 10?? this is my profile I like what I put on here fuck off... I have been back here on CT for under a week and I have blocked more people in that amount of time then I have sense I started on here when it was lost cherry...what the hell happened here? this is the way I see it and I'm sure most of you disagree but whatever. If someone rates me a 10 or an 11 I do the same for them if someone fans me than I do the same for them this also works with pictures, NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER do I go on someones page and rate them under a 10 even if their page sucks!!! I just don't rate at all I move on or maybe I find something on the page I mi

Do I Hate....yes
Yes I hate I hate the fact that you are still here...living , breathing and making my life hell. That you have managed to take from me everything near and dear to my heart Everything you did not want...everything you never deserved The mere thought of your name brings me to tears but only from anger not out of fear How dare you think you can do this....take from the kids the mother they miss To be there with you is their hell..and not anyone of you even care Consumed by hate is not good for me...I must find a way to get some release but know this.....your time will come You better pray to GOD that I'm not the one Who delivers that final fatal blow Cause mercy for you I no longer know. I have nothing but hatred left in my heart for the family that you tore apart So run to your mommy let her put up with your shit Just watch your back before you both are found dead in a ditch Crazy is what Crazy does but for you this Bitch no

Do I Have To Go To A Party To Order????
No you do not have to come to a party to order, we not only offer an online view of the book, or I can send you a catalog. Message me for more information! I do accept, checks, money orders, and credit cards, via Pay Pal. All orders are sent privately to your address. Nothing shows that is is a "sex toy". This is to keep what you ordered private!

Do I Have "pushover" Written On My Forehead?
Honestly, I'd like to know why I fall for the guys that just want to fuck me over. Can't I meet a guy who's actually going to be a man, be honest, truthful, and just say it like it is? No games, no running around behind my back. I just want some genuine honesty. That's all.

Do I Have A Dirty Mind???
Your Mind is NC-17 Rated You're mind is so filthy... you should should be washing every part of you out with soap. If your thoughts can go dirty, they do. Almost everything is NC-17 to you! Do You Have a Dirty Mind? lmfao like I always said my mind is dirty cause I'm too lazy to go get it out of the gutter and wash it off lmfao!

Do I Have Two Hours Of Friends?
I need two hour of friends starting 7-9 pct on saturday fu time and 10-midnight est on sunday. I will have the link so you can start bombing me. so please help out so I can win a 7 day blast or vip. Thank you for all ur help and support. So please help me out. Thank you! Love you all.

Do I Have Reason To Complain? (just Want To Rant!)
Has anyone reading this ever uttered the words, "Life sucks"? Trust me, it's worse when you have to got through what I go through in a day! I wake up to tremors every morning. These suck! I can't stop them! Not as bad as my seizures; I just hate it! Waking up to this every morning from the chemo...I could pick a better way to wake up! Now depending on the day of the week, I am either going to school or treatments if it's Friday. As much as I am enjoying being back and school, not to mention I don't think about being sick or going for treatments because my attention is elsewhere, carrying my books all over campus in my condition is a trip! I can walk from English to Psychology class, which is only a 5 minute walk, and be totally exhausted. Treatments take their toll! Getting the treatments are a bitch, but that's nothing compared to the after-effect. The headaches and nausea are damn near non-stop. It's not too often that I am able to keep breakfast down. Sitting in cl

Do I Have A What?!!‏
A woman is at home alone when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there. He asks the lady ............ "Do you have a vagina". She slams the door in disgust. The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the same man and he asks the same question of the woman "Do you have a vagina". She slams the door again. Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him what has happened for the last two days. The husband tells the wife in a loving and concerned voice "Honey I am taking tomorrow off to be home just in case this guy shows up again". The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both run for the door. The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice "Honey, I'm going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to see where he is going with it". She nods yes to her husband and opens the door. Sure enough the same fellow is sta

Do I Have To Play ?
Ok I'm thinking it's all good in the beginning cause i was a challenge to you. You had to convince me that you really liked me.. and that you weren't like other guys ect... then.. after you knew you had me.. the thrill was gone.. and you lost interest.. Ok with that being said.. My question is.. How do you let a guy know you really like him, and that he can trust you, without letting him know he has you where he wants you ? I guess it is a game even if i don't want it to be.. and i know nothing but to be honest .. so someone teach me how to play .. i'm tired of losing.. I'm not sure I'll ever get it ...lol

Do I Have True Friends? I Hope So!
OK I HAVE WELL OVER 2,000 FRIENDS SO LETS SEE IF I CAN GET SOME HELP STEPHANIE LYNN IS HOLDING A CONTEST IF I CAN GET 200 PEOPLE TO RATE/FAN AND ADD HER I CAN WIN MY VERY 1ST HAPPY HOUR! SO IF SHE IS NOT ON UR LIST PLZ GO HERE:http://fubar.com/user/813171 AND TELL HER DARK ANGEL 284024 SENT YOU! I NEVER ASK FOR HELP! BUT IM ASKING NOW MY FRIENDS! TY SO MUCH LOVE DARK!

Do I Have Your Shocker Pic?
I have 26 so far...Do I have yours???? If not, What are you waiting for??? If any of you have a "shocker" pic, send it to me for the folder I'm creating. The best one will get a prize ;-) We all love surprises right? Just do it...I did! I added mine to get it started. Click on my pic below to see the ones I have so far! Can't wait to see them! Much love ~That Girl The pic link above doesn't work since I moved the pic to my default folder so that I could use as my default pic. Copy and paste the link below to get to the folder. http://fubar.com/images.php?u=639140&albumid=879683

Do I Have That Angel Anymore???
For you I would climb The highest mountain peak Swim the deepest ocean Your love I do seek. For you I would cross The rivers most wide Walk the hottest desert sand To have you by my side. For you are the one Who makes me whole You've captured my heart And touched my soul. For you are the one That stepped out of my dreams Gave me new hope Showed me what love means. For you alone Are my reason to live For the compassion you show And the care that you give. You came into my life And made me complete Each time I see you My heart skips a beat. For you define beauty In both body and mind Your soft, gentle face More beauty I'll ne'er find. For you are the one God sent from above The angel I needed For whom I do love.

Do I Have A Good Picture Of Myself Today?
You are reading from the book Today's Gift Self-image sets the boundaries of individual accomplishment. --Maxwell Maltz The way we think about ourselves determines how we behave and who we become. If Eileen believes she is good at baseball, she will swing the bat more confidently and catch fly balls more easily. And her extra effort will generally pay off. At math, Steve thinks he's a whiz and it makes him proud. He studies so he'll continue to be a whiz. The image we have of ourselves is like the blueprint the contractor follows when building a house. When we see ourselves sad or angry, our behavior and personality will match it. When we see ourselves withdrawn and afraid, we seem to avoid activities that involve others. How wonderful that we can change our behavior and thus ourselves by changing the picture we carry in our minds. Do I have a good picture of myself today?

Do I Have The Word "sucker" Written On My Forehead?
I got a Friend request from some person with a picture of a pretty chick in his or her profile. The person just joined today (July 5th) and already has 35 something friends and is already at level 4. This person only has one picture in his or her profile! But that is not the fucked up part about it. I went to the profile to check out the About Me section and there is a link to another site for people over 30. Is Fubar so boring and non-interactive that folks sign up here to redirect you to another site for some fun? If the person can't have fun on this site, then why the fuck would I follow his or her ass over to another site? It's obvious this person is simply recruiting. The perplexing part is how come the fools who leveled this clown up to 4 didn't realize this? Friend request: DENIED.

Do I Have Any Real Friends Out There
I have been in a giveaway since May and only have 13000 some comments...I need 45000 to win a happy hour. If you could take alittle time out of your day each time your on to throw some comments I will appreciate it! Here is the link

Do I Have Real Friends On Here....
im really starting to wounder..... caues sum of you on here dont act like it. and there are sum i meet that are and help me out in my lounge and stuff. but my old friends i feel like u all dont bother with me anymore after i help out with lounges and stuff. but when i made my own people dont give a shit... idk i guess im just venting and feel ignored..

Do I Have News For You
I am part owner of a website that plays free ppvs over the internet so if you have a fan in your life of wrestling give this link to them asap we want to see them on the 17th of august for summerslam thanks and hopefully you guys can spread the word it is totally free no sign up and no hassle totally free. http://tommydeath.piczo.com/livewrestlingstreams?cr=5&linkvar=000044

Do I Have A Friend In You
I want to know the you That has not been introduced to anyone else. I'm talking about the you That you've been keeping to yourself. I want to know your most recent fantasy - You know, the one that just tickled your fancy. I want to know each and every thought of me, So I can lay back and contemplate bringing them to reality. I want to know that spot That seems to be under so much stress. Because as a body physician, I have the answer - It just needs to be caressed. I want to know if that same spot Was rubbed, licked and kissed, Would your mind ponder On what you could've missed. I want to know what makes you happy, What makes you sad, What makes you sigh And what makes you cry. If I have to take a dive, And explore the ocean floor, I'll find out And bring it back to shore. I want to know, That no matter what we're going through Whether our lives are sunny or blue I want to know - do I have a friend in you?

[do I Have To Hate Everything New?]
Things really were better when I was young. I think it has... oh fuck me... stupid windows laptop with your STUPID automatic double spacing. I think it has something to do with the emphasis being on story and not technology. My favorite games all have sprites (those lil flat guys drawn with a few hundred squares of single color?) Y'know- back before polygons, havok, 3-D EVERYTHING, blood spray and voice acting? But this actually isn't about video games... Tonight my grampa gripe is about ... I could do it about contemporary cooking too- It's about mecha. In my day... The days of original transformers, and prolific Universal Century Gundam sagas Mobile suits didn't have a special attack. They didn't have a "hidden powa" drive (some device that conveniently saved your ass and had to be activated in a moment of crisis that makes binders and stabilizers look like spread wings, or makes glowy parts). You just got out there and shot fuckers. Now- I'll go ahead and make the accusatio

Do I Have Fun...
do I have fun.. "thinking about you in moon light" body's as one moving to the music.. sounds of your voice kills her... heart in the dark.. do I have fun... "thinking about her... in moon light" body's as one moving to the music.. sounds of your voice kills her... heart in the dark.. do I have fun...with out her.. bY LoVe GiRL For Evermore...

Do I?...in Memory Of The Beautiful Life Of Gina.
*The following paragraph contains graphic descriptions of two tragic and unnecessary deaths. If you are sensitive to these things, spare yourself and read no further. I cut no bones about the details, because people need to see what can happen when we ignore people with real issues and feed healthy kids huge doses of ritalin. This blog is pretty much my own therapy, but feel free to read it. Maybe you can make a difference for someone that will be just big enough to save them from themselves.* **I know this is unnatrually depressing for your favourite perky goth. This was written by a dear friend just a few days before she passed away in December. She took her own life. She tortured herself to death, quite literally. She mutilated her own vagina with a curling iron, cauterizing her body parts off beyond repair. She had third degree burns on various other part of her anatomy, including her arms, stomach and face. When her 31-year-old sister found her body, her face was so destroyed

Do I Just Suck At Life?
So, I know this isn't supposed to be important, but it's on my mind (again). I'm 20 years old. I have had one boyfriend that amounted to anything, two if you count that, and have been kissed by a whopping 5 people (2 of those I really wasn't anticipating/enjoying), haven't been on a real date ever in my life, and I'm getting sick of it. I happen to be a kick-ass person, people! I mean, I may not be the prettiest button in the jar, but I have enough personality for two people on most days. I've been utterly single for 2 years, with no ENGLISH SPEAKING people that would actually like to get to know me. I promise, I'm not terrible... why do I never get the chance to show that to anybody? I mean, I have a LOT of love to offer somebody... but who? It makes me angry that a person can get hit on to no end online, but then in real life, I can't even get one single date with someone who has a decent number of functioning braincells. I guess I'm probably picky, but goodness I'm not turn

Do I Just Completely Suck!?
Folks, I've had the most roller coaster week. I broke up with my g/f earlier in the week that I had a long distance thing going on with for a while. Then, I had this thing going on with this other girl that was MAGICAL when it was at its best and it was PERFECT because not only did I love it but it made me forget any and all troubles I've ever had in life. But, I think she's been tryin to tell me I pressured her into it and thats why that happened and though I do gotta admit that a big part of me hopes it happens again, in the future, even as she's the only friend I have that I hang out, I not only think she hates me now but I also screwed it up myself in ways that I didnt know would do so. So, now, I have to wait it out and hope she forgives me for that and I gotta tell ya that after such ups, followed by such big downs....... I'm exhausted. I wanna make it all better but all I can do is wait for now....... So, its what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna wait and hope she sees that all I did was

Do I Know You???
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he said, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my butt???" She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."

Do I Know You?
> A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an > attractive woman waving at him. > > > > She says hello. > > > > He's rather taken aback, because he can't place > where he knows her from. > > > > So he says, "Do you know me?" > > > > To which she replies, "I think you're the father of > one of my kids." > > > > Now his mind travels back to the only time he has > ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My > God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party > that > > > > I made love to on the pool table with all my > buddies watching while your > > > > partner whipped my bare ass with wet celery???" > > > > She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm > your son's 2nd Grade teacher."

Do I Know You
DO I KNOW YOU (a love song, reincarnated couple finding each other again) © Lady Bridget 1994 Do I know you? Haven't you been with me always? Do I know you? Weren't you there from the beginning? We share the same love of life We share the same gentle spirit A mirror now to my soul, in my heartbeat you'll hear it. Do I know you? Isn't it time that we listened? Do I know you? Lifted the veils from our eyes. I've dreamed of you, I know I have Your face is so familiar I've seen the stars, the verdant hills I've seen the place where we were. Do I know you? Deep in you eyes I can see it Do I know you? The music I hear is your soul. Another time, another life, I'm sure I must have known you It's comfortable, it feels right, I think we might continue Do I know you? Fragments I almost remember Do I know you? Is this what they call deja vu? Let's take it slow, Let's let it grow Let's keep it simple and easy Until the day we both can say quite honestly and fre

Do I Know You
so whats up? i been on ct for a while now and i meet alot of friends but i dont know alot of you. wtf. you guys cant write or say hi. why did you add me? deleate me cause i dont want to be a fucken number. and to my friends that stay in touch. thanks. all you other mother fuckers write or deleate me...peace. p.s. im not tring to be a prick. i just want real friends

Do I Know U Anymore?
You think that I don't feel your pain? Trust me mine is the same. You think that I don't know how u feel? Trust me I know its real. You think that your life is different? I know for a fact they're alike. You think that I don't understand you? I understand you just right. You think that I can't see? My eyes are open wide. You think that it can't be? I know the truth inside. You think that I don't know you? How can I not, your just like me? You think that I can't hear you? I hear every word you say to me. You think that I don't care? I care more then you'll ever know. You think the truth I can't bear? How can I if you don't show? You think I don't know of love? Well of course I do. You think that I don't know this feeling? Yes I do cause I love you.

Do I Know You ?
I would buy you cars, jewelry, a mansion and anything you wanted, but something tells me that is not what you want. Do I know you? I would tend to your every need, leaving you with nothing needed or things to do, but something tells me that is not what you want. Do I know you? I would bring you with me on all my travels to places never seen, but something tells me that is not what you want. Do I know you? I would stand by your side thru the good times and bad times, I will be that shoulder you need to cry on, I will be there to make you laugh when you feel down or just feel like laughing, I would be there to listen to your deepest secrets and desires, I will be there in front of the fire with you, watching the flicker of the candles dance the dance of passion in your eyes, I will be there for you at all times, I will be there. And something tells me that these things are more important to you than anything money can buy. Do I know you?

Do I Look Like I Want Your Attention?
Ok, enough of the BS. Do you know how hard it is to be nice sometimes. It is to the point there are days when I have to make myself be nice to people and it makes me sick. I am tired of idiots on the damn computer wanting to show me their cams or for me to show them something. Forget it, I am not interested. When I am out at the bar, don't come up and hit on me. Odds are if I am not talking to you I don't want to. If you do want me to pay you any attention at all send me a drink and if I go over bye you for more than a second to say thank you then we can talk. Just cause I hang out with guys does not mean I am a dyke or that I am easy. Yes I do like women but I am way to picky for stupidity. Yes I do like sex but if I haven't slept with you already odds are it is never going to happen. Since I don't randomly take home guys from the bar. If I want to go home with you I would have. Guys grow up and act like an adult. Don't pout when I don't show you enough attention in

Do I Love You
Mama do I love you Tell me is it true How can I love someone Who does the things you do You make me comb my hair Make my bed, brush my teeth Keep my clothes clean and neat You cook the vegis you make me eat I muss my hair Feed the dog all the vegis that you cook Create chaos and disorder Everywhere you look You scream and fuss and holler As you clean up all my mess Then you smile and reassure me And we start all over again Now I'm all grown up I think of all you made me do I have just one thing left to say Mom, I love you too

Do I Look Like Anyone To You?
So...every once in a while I get someone that tells me I look like someone famous. Which is hilarious to me but also embarrassing since I don't think I'm gorgeous (and she is) So...who do you think I look like? Or do i at all? I'm just curious....

Do I Love Jack Sparrow--duh
You scored as JACK SPARROW, Captain Jack Sparrow is the love of your life. He may be bad but he is VERY sexyWill Turner75% JACK SPARROW75% Do u love Jack Sparrow, or Will turner?created with QuizFarm.com

Do I Love You
You ask me if I love you, and I ask myself how to begin to share with you the feelings in my heart. You inspire in me a love so deep words cannot describe it, so powerful that it overwhelms my every thought. You ask me if I love you, and I wish there were a way you could just see into my soul and find the depth of passion, tenderness, and love that holds you closer to my heart than anyone or anything else. You ask me if I love you, and I look into the magic of your eyes and promise, "Yes I love you... I always will".

Do I Look Like I'm Bisexual?
OK...I'm not hatin on women at all but why am I always being asked do I like women or have I ever been with a woman? Do I look like I like women in a sexual manner? I know it's common practice today for women to be with women but I'm sorry I can not imagine myself being with another woman. I love myself and I love touching myself and even tasting myself but I couldn't do it to another woman. Now I know most men have the fantasy or want and need of having to be with more than one woman and they make it a part of their relationships...sorry once again, that is not me. If I can not satisfy that man enough by myself than I shouldn't be with him at all. It amazes me how when men ask me if I've ever been with a female and I come back with a response of "Have you ever been with a man?" they look at me and say I'm nasty...but whats the dam difference? LOL...the hypocrits have come to light...if you don't want me asking you if you ever been with a man than don't ask me if I've been with a femal

Do I Look Like The Other Women?
OK, venting again...lol Do I honestly look as retarded and stupid as the other women on this site? Do you really think I'm on here trying to find the love of my life? LOL...that's funny! Women on here get all flustered and fall in love only to get hurt in the end when they find out the one they love is also loving many others. You think because he gave you his phone number it means you are the only one he talks to? I just saw today that someone who gave me his number (and I haven't talked to on the phone) has also gave his number to others and talks to them...it didn't bother me cause I know who I am...I know I'm probably the most realest woman on this site and I don't settle for second best! But yet these women who the men claiming to be real are talking to are playas themselves...every week fallin in love with a different man and vice versa. Since when has Fubar become the Love Connection? I don't talk to many on here and I especially don't give my number out to men who live halfw

Do I Look Like And Online Porn Star?
I post a mumm about being alone on christmas and I get every fucking wanker with their dick in their hand jerking off in my shout box. What the hell!? I am a true southern lady and a freak in the bed. But if you don't treat me like a lady in the street you'll never find out what kind of freak you really could have had. So don't come at me with "do you like oral", "do you take it up the ass" and bullshit like that. Crap like that will get you blocked. Be a grown up, have some respect. If you wanna talk to women like that their are plenty of them out there that will charge you $2.99 a minute go find them.

Do I Love That Feeling.. Oh Do I Love It
God do I love the feeling of Love That uncontrollable happiness When your heart pops out of your chest Just because that certain someone is in the room Their bright smile, their laughing eyes Feels as good as the ocean breeze across my face The smell of them sweeter than roses Their ora brighter than the sun and warmer than the oven Makes you speak in tongues and not one can understand I love the feeling of Love for my family, my friends, my loved ones Your all locked up in a safe jewelry box in my heart Your are like precious stones, gems, all so beautiful You make me smile so sweet Your love sweet as the old couples in the park holding hands As strong as a hurricane and unpredictable as a tornado Whisping me along and drifting around like clouds It surrounds and imbodies my soul, my heart, my mind The Feeling of Love is like Music So different in many ways yet always Great

Do I Look That Old???
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR > OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD. > WELL.. YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE. > > MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE > WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW > DENTIST I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS > FULL NAME. > > SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED > BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL > CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO. > > COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, > WAY BACK THEN? UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY > > DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT. > > THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED > FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER > HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED > MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL. > > "YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG," HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE. > > "WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED. > > HE ANSWERED , "IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?" > > "YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!", I EXCL

Do I Look Like A People Person?
I have a carefully cultivated aura of "Piss Off" around me, and yet people still see me as a person that they need to walk up and talk to when I am trying to work. (Ok, so I am on Fubar, but they don't know that) So here is a list of things I do not want to talk about with my co-workers when I am "working." * Your girlfriends mother * Your dog's testicles * Your feelings on the US Postal Service * The part time job you had when you were 16 * Your 7th Grade Social Studies Teacher * Where person _______ is, not my day to watch them Thank you for your support.

Do I Live In The Past, Present, Or Future?
You Live in the Present You take things one day at a time. And it turns out, that's a pretty great way to live. You aren't consumed by the past, and you're aren't obsessed with the future. You live in the now, and you enjoy each moment. While most people don't live in the present enough, make sure you don't live in it too much. It would be a mistake to forget your past or neglect to plan for the future. Do You Live in the Past, Present, or Future?

Do I Look Stupid To You, Cause You're Looking Stupid To Me!
Alright, so I've been on here what? Maybe three or four hours, and I've received one phone number from a guy in Florida and two Shouts asking me for my age. I know I've checked my profile and if you are checking mine, you know that I'm 41, right? Well hell, now you know because I just told ya...LOL! But, if you said yes, then you aren't stupid, but the dumbasses that are sending the shouts...yes you...damn stupid is all I can say. Now as for giving your phone number out in the shoutbox, that's just plain crazy. All I can think is that he is sitting on his IQ. Why on earth would you ever give your phone number to someone you haven't even spoken to? I didn't even say hello to him when he sent me the shout, what made him think I would call him??? Now I should have looked up a pizza place in his neighborhood and ordered him some pizza. He obviously doesn't know you can now do a reverse look up on land and cell phones. Wow...he's lucky I'm a nice girl is all I can say

Do I Love You True?
You turned to me and asked, did I really love you true, would I love you always or one day make you blue? I must confess your questions caught me by surprise, so I held your hands, then gazed into your eyes. My love for you is stronger than mighty Samson's arms and so deep I could not bear to ever see you harmed. The sight of you elates me on those days I wake up sad and when I feel your touch, it's the best l ever had. I will love you longer than the seas caress their shores and beyond the day when the sun can rise no more. Past the day eternity will have to take it's final breath, my soul will always love you, even after death. You are the single flower in this garden called my heart, I planted you there in love and never will you part. So if you ever start to wonder if I really love you true, remember my love's forever as long as you are you.

Do I Look Like A Prison Guard??
POOR ECONOMY FORCES TAX ACCOUNTANTS TO DO STRANGE THINGS: I HAD AN INTERVIEW TO BE A "RESIDENT SUPERVISOR" AT A DETENTION CENTER NEARBY....TO ME, THAT IS A "PRISON GUARD". That interview was a real eye-opener. Lol I do NOT want the job...but am tempted to take it if I am not working, just for the paid training.When I got there, I was told I have to take my purse back to the car----not allowed inside!!! So I walked back to the lot..........Then,once in, I was told I had to take off my boots (just like at the airport).............and again before leaving the office, just to prove that I had no contraband!!!There is a uniform I'd wear: burgundy polo (okay),,,,,,,,TUCKED INTO khaki pants (NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!), with a big black belt and black shoes..........plus a blue jacket if I want to wear one ( I would, just to hide the shirt tucked in. Lol).You wouldn't believe all our tax money that is given to those illegals there....and all the stuff they get...they should all be depor

Do I Look Stupid (nevermind Don't Answer That No One Is Perfect)
Long Story Short You meet a dude you like the dude you hook up with the dude you give him your heart then bam..he gives you some story about someone he met on some stupid ass site called My Yearbook. He considered this person his gf at one time, knew her a year...before hooking up with me told me he had no contact with her then bam..i get some ass story that she is hurt due to a car bombing...she lives in Canada...and when they found her she had his picture in her pocket and he is the only one she remembers. Meanwhile he never met her before, and claimed that her best friend contacted him and he feels he cannot be with me because he thinks now he still loves her and he is the only one who can help her.Meanwhile he has no contact number for hospital or Canadian Embassy (odd huh? considering they feel he is the only one who can help her) He never even told me about this chick till i got the Dear Eleni Letter..i could go on and on but why bother. Yet ...he still says "but u know

Do I? Love This Song
Do I lyricsSongwriters: Bryan, Luke; Haywood, Dave; Kelley, Charles;Baby, what are we becoming?It feels just like we're always runningRolling through the motions every dayI could lean in to hold youOr act like I don't even know youSeems like you could care less either wayWhat happened to that girl I used to know?I just want us back to the way we were beforeDo I turn you on at all when I kiss you baby?Does the sight of me wanting you drive you crazy?Do I have your love? Am I'm still enough?Tell me, don't I? Or tell me, do I, babyGive you everything that that you ever wanted?Would you rather just turn away and leave me lonely?Do I just need to give up and get on with my life?Baby, do I?Remember when we didn't have nothingBut a perfect simple kind of loving?Baby, those sure were the daysThere was a time our love ran wild and freeBut now I'm second guessing everything I see!Do I turn you on at all when I kiss you baby?Does the sight of me wanting you drive you crazy?Do I have your love? Am

Do I Make You Proud??
Do I Make You Proud By Taylor Hicks I've never been The one to raise my hand That was not me And now that's who I am Because of you I am standing tall My heart is full Of endless gratitude You were the one The one to guide me through Now I can see And I believe It's only just beginning This is what we dream about But the only question with me now Is do I make you proud Stronger than I've ever been now Never been afraid of standing out Do I make you proud I guess I've learned To question is to grow, That you still have faith, Is all I need to know, I've learned to love, My selfish part of me, And I've learned to Walk on the road I believe. Everybody needs to rise up Everybody needs to be loved To be loved Everybody need to rise on Everybody needs to be loved, to be loved This is what we dream about But the only question with me now Is do I make you, do I make you proud This is what we dream about Never b

Do I Make You Proud
I watched a video for our military, done to a song "Do I Make You Proud". Now I am a mother of 1. He is 13, and I sat back and thought about it. If that was him over there, fighting for me.. putting his life on the line for me.. for what he believes in.. for his country and people he doesnt know.. Would I be proud?? OH HELL YES. As parents we hope that our children make their mark in the world. That what we teach them they take from it something that is important, lifelong. My hat goes off to those parents who send their children off to our military. Wartime or not. The time we spent instilling standards and ethics that they take with them everyday. The hopes that those lessons just didnt go in one ear and out the other.. Here is to you!!!! And to our Military, are we proud of you?? Yes we are in every sense of the word. The media may not give you the credit you deserve, and many may be against you, but for every one that is there are at least 10 that arent. A

Do I Make You Horny Baby?
hello all , i have enterd he sexy men of ct contest and because of my work schedule(double shifts this week) i am WAY WAY behind and could really use YOUR hlp stop on by let me know if you think im sexy , or even if u think im ugly lol either way leave me some comment bombs lol Everyone knows ill return the favor when it comes time and u need the love returned .last time i even went as far as sending out thank you cards and messages to everyone =) so PLS PLS PLS i need some love shown cause i wont be able to do much for myself this time =( TY in advance to all my friends and loved ones *MUAH*

Do I Morn Or Dislike?
I have been writing to someone since last sept before cherrytap.. everything was going lovely he was a good friend... he is a a capt in the us marines and he is based at Tampa airbase... we both talked for hours about his hopes and fears.. he told me that he was going back to Iraq for his second tour and wanted to get out of the marines as he felt he had done his part... oct last year he got sent to Afgan.. I got emails once week and then they stoped 7 weeks ago.. today I got a card I sent to his cousins po box address sent back with attempted not know return to sender. now I don't know if to morn him or dislike him for putting me through worry.. he always said I would know if he was killed... his cousin is not answering emails.. .. I am in a very lost place right now. sometimes I wonder if being nice and caring is not all that great!

Do I Miss Her?
I still miss her. Every now and then it occurs to me to call her, but I don't. The other day I found a CD of hers that she lent me - I guess I'll mail it to her. I remember all the hundreds of things she did that told me she loved me - right up to the point where she said she didn't. I still don't believe that. But it's not really her that I miss - it's the person I thought she was, the person she led me to believe she was. Or maybe it's the person she WANTS to be but, for some reason, won't let herself. I don't know and it doesn't matter. It's not her I miss, and that's the reality that keeps me going. Being alone is hard, but I'm beginning to move on. Sometimes I hope I'll get used to being alone and then some other times the thought that I actually might scares the hell out of me.

Doing Well....check It Out >>>>
THE RECENTLY RELEASED ( JULY '06 ) SHORT INDY FILM " KNUCKLE GAME " AVAILABLE ON >>> WWW.YORKENTERTAINMENT.COM IS DOING GOOD. CURRENTLY IT IS THE # 7 BEST SELLING DVD ON YORK. IT HAS ALSO SOLD OUT ON AMAZON.COM. IT HAS RECEIVED VARIOUS AWARDS : THE INT'L BLACK FILM FESTIVAL IN ATLANTA,GA " BEST NEW FEATURE " 2005 THE EAST VILLAGE FILM FESTIVAL NYC, " BEST FEATURE " 2005 ACTION ON FILM FILM FESTIVAL, LONG BEACH, CA " BEST FEATURE " 2005 LONG ISLAND UNIVERSITY, BRROKLYN, NY " HONORARY FEATURE AWARD " 2006 . SO CHECK IT OUT... A NICE TWIST TO IT AND DONE BY MY NEPHEW !!!

Doin Time..
SO I AM DOIN TIME LIVIN FOR FREEDOM.. I AM THE SINGER FOR THE BAND AND MY BAND "JASON AND THE PUNKNECKS".. my site is up in a few days.. http://www.punknecks.com also there is a live interview volume 120 on http://www.nextbighit.com ..i hold the world record for the longest mobile flesh hanging suspension in LAS VEGAS,IT WAS ON RIPLEYS BELIEVE IT OR NOT EPISODE # 316.. I HAVE BEEN ON THE ROAD FOR OVER A YEAR AND A HALF NOW.. ONTO THE SOUTHERN STATES THEN TEXAS AND MIDWEST.. IF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS FEEL FREE TO EMAIL ME..

Doing My Frist Blog
Well hi everyone. I'm finally getting around to doing this blog thing. I m not sure what really to say in here. Well frist off ty to all that have show love on my page its much apprecaited Irate all pics and profiles. I am havign a little trouble returning comments because my puter freezes up alot with the music /video links. Also wanted to say i promise to rate your pics but please try and rate a few of mine.

Doing A Tad Better
Well I am finally starting to feel a lil less blahy. I am starting to think that the blahs are tied in with me being a woman. It happens about once a month and then goes away.Sorry to those that didn't want to know that but that is the only explanation I have. I am not so down now but still feel some effects of being depressed. Like not wanting to wake up in the morning/night as I work midnights. But those are slowly starting to pass too. Now if we can just find a very happy cure for this it'll all be better. I am thinking of writing a story and maybe posting it in here. II'm not sure of the content yet but who knows you guys might enjoy it. I will put one up that I wrote a while ago. It's a lil on the adult side but it's in good taste. Otherwise I wouldn't post it here, I mean sheesh my mama reads this site lol. Ok I'm done rambling and will go find that story to post. Love Stace

Doing A Little Housecleaning...
....have you visited my page lately, and you are absent on the lists that you were on? No worries, I have cleaned them out, so only the people that actually talk to me are present. All you have to do is to talk with me for awhile(and not for just a day).....i am not here to 'collect' friends', but do want to make real ones.. NOTE: VERY IMPORTANT.. read the profile first!!! I repat: Very Important!!! I will be doing my cleaning out in the next day or two.. Thank you for your time, and I will talk to you later!!

Doing The Dishes (adult)
Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear vaseline over the spot where the seal should be. Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He drives his new bike to her house, where she is outside waiting for him. "No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don't say a word." She tells him, "Our family had a fight a while ago about doing dishes. We haven't done any since, but the first person to speak at dinner has to do them." Steve sits down for dinner and it is just how she described it. Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody is saying a word. So Steve decides to have a little fun. He grabs his girlfriend, throws her on the table and has sex with her in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. A few minutes later he

Doin Much Of Nothing
well ne ways went 2 donnies and worked on my 83 mustang gt 4 speed rite now maybe turnin it into a 5 not quite sure yet its a project we workin on it gonna have it out and runnin when spring gets here im so excited. ne ways work was boring as hell and busy 2 boot it blew big donkey dick ne ways back 2 work 2morrow mornin at 11am get acha all later byes

Doing It Right The Second Time Around
to all my real friends on here and you know who you are. I did it!!I am now moved into my new apartment with my girls and it is great I also got a car another answer to my prayers, and I am going back to school in jan. who says you can't have a do over in life .Now i am going to stand on my own two feet to prove to myself no man needed here to take care of me.I am loving all the friends i have made on here. so thanks to all of my new and old friends for careing so much i love you all. ~nicki~

Doing The Right Thing Will Get You.......a Load To Orlando.
I watched as a load to Orlando...then a load to Cali pass me by thanks to doing the right thing and not driving tell my headlight was fixed...Which was a good thing considering the tire had been flat and anything could have happened....I fought battles with Dispatch over it...Watched as they go their revenge assigning me a small mile load.....was feeling pretty rotten when I got a message over the qualcom ( Thing of it as an over glorified truck IM) to call in....the result of the call.....ORLANDO is back on...different trip same scenerio as before just everything a day later..... I had planned on writing a speel about doing the right thing...and maybe I will later. Right now though I am tired...and I know that it will still be several hours before the load gets here...and that since I will be driving at night it would be best if I got some rest. PLus I have a pork roast and taters in the crockpot...what better way to wake up then to a nice ready meal...( What...hey I'm 5'10 and wei

Doing Some Cleaning!
I am cleaning up my friends list. I don't come on here to be a point whore, contest feind or chain junkie... I'm here to meet kickass people. I have helped people gain points, get attention, gain new friends, etc. I have done this just to be left in the dust. I appologize if I'm not addicted to being on here all day & night. I appologize if I'm not really into being @ a higher level or to have a shit load of points. My intentions are still just to chat with friends. So... If you would still like to be a friend/family and just chat... lemme know with a message or comment... whatever pleases you... if not... it's really not a loss to me!! *BITES & KISSES* Juiles =D

Doing Better Now
So I'm home now for those of you that were worried about me before. Nothing like hours upon hours in the emergency room to start off your Monday morning. My foot is hella sore from where they started my first IV (it was the only place on my body where they could find a vein this morning) but this too shall pass. On a brighter note the nurses I had were awesome and not only did they draw all my blood work on one try, they got the second IV started with no pain. The X-ray showed that there was no damage to my throat and chest from the rescue breathing and obstructed airway and my CT showed that there was no real damage done from the lack of oxygen to the brain. So ha ha ha...see...I DO have a brain. It's now a waiting period for Emma. As best we can tell my episode this morning had no affect on her, thank God! It was some scary shit and something I never want to go through again but I'm glad to just be okay for right now. Thank you to those who prayed for us. We needed it badly and I hop

Do I Need One
1. Where will you be when it turns 2007? prob right here 2. How did you get the idea for your CT name? i have a thing for the classics 3. Do you believe in karma? to a degree 4. Has the death of a celebrity ever made you cry? nope what the hell happened to 5 6. Do you own an iPod? can't say i do 7. What was the first thing you thought this morning? wonder what a certain someone is doing 8. What do you do for a living? i make electric guitars 9. What will you do tonight? um prob the same as i do everynight 10. What's your favorite memory from last weekend? a special someone calling me to see if she can call me 11. What are the last two digits of your phone number? 53 i think, i don't call mself 12. What was the last thing you ate? grilled cheese sandwich 13. What was last thing you drank? water 14. What was the last movie you watched? superman returns 15. What/Who do you dislike at the moment? my sis and the car she sold me 16. What food do you crave right now? woul

Doing A Good Job!!!
This is all you need to know !!! 95 % of females can't cum from sex UNLESS, they're on top..and they're on top why? so they can stimulate their clit..by doin' their lil snake charm grindin' grab on our pelvic bones..which..really does nothin' for them..so the key is..eat pussy first..make her cum a few times...numb her up..then hammer away or soft and slow with alot of vaginal teasing with your magic stick to build it all up in the end, however u like...... now once ur inbetween her legs..don't just fuckin' dive in there like a bum at a thanksgiving charity dinner...take your fuckin'time I know pussy is nearly irresistable...but don't act like it is.. lick her inner thighs, kiss them..kiss around her pussy lips..kiss the lips etc. etc..finally once u've got your tongue on her clit..this is what u do..(u can use ur hands to spread her lips here if u want..that's all preference...it's easier to make em cum w/their lips spread..so u have easier access to their clit) now...roll the tip and

Doin' The Superbowl Shuffle!
BEARS WIN BEARS WIN BEARS WIN BEARS WIN BEARS WIN BEARS WIN! What, you're surprised? I grew up in Chicago, and I like football. Oh, did I mention the CHICAGO BEARS are headed to the Superbowl for the first time since the seminal 1985 Chicago Bears defined for the world what a truly great defense was. I was 15 when the Bears headed to the Superbowl in 1986, one of those years you remember anyway (first kiss, first date, etc.). Even more to remember as they dominated the New England Patrios in a rout at Superbowl XX. Here they are -- the seminal 1985 Chicago Bears. With a little shout-out to arguably the best running back to ever play the game, as well as one of the genuinely nicest, Walter Payton, or "Sweetness." And, of course, the '85 Bears redefined football publicity as well by bringing us the ferociously bad (but still very fun, c'mon, admit it) Superbowl Shuffle. You know you want to watch it! So, Bears are heading back to the 'Bowl. Superbow

Doin' Just Fine ~ Boyz Ii Men
There was a time when I thought life was over and out When you went away from me My dying heart made it hard to breathe Would sit down in my room Because I didn't want to have to go out And see you walking by One look and I'd break right down and cry Now you say that you made a big mistake Never meant to take your love away But you can save your tired apologies Cause it may seem hard to believe, but Chorus: I'm doing just fine Getting along very well without you in my life I'm doing just fine Time made me stronger you're no longer on my mind You were my earth My number one priority Gave my love to only you Anything you'd ask of me I would do But somewhere down the road You feel a change in the weather and told me That you have to journey on A kiss in the wind and your love was gone Now you say you never meant to play your games Girl don't you know it's far too late Because you let our love just fall apart You no longer have

Doing Fine
Well i ahve been around for a little now and i got the hang of things here and i'm having fun. for all of that want to know i am a "myspacer" too.Here's my link... www.myspace.com/andrea4503 stop by there some time and take a peek if u wanna. **HUGS**

Doing It On My Own
why must i always do this to myself, it really not good for my health. I try to show eveyone around, that im not fool but my hands are bound. By my own fear of fucking that up as well, shhh... quite im sure no one will tell. Living each day tring to make the best of whats to come, to much, to fast, forget this im done

Doing The Unthinkable
Yup, I did it tonight. The dirty deed. The unthinkable... I culled my friends list and removed about half. :) Ok, so I admit it - sometimes I accept friend requests because the lady is attractive or flirtatious... But, I'm here for friends, not for the ratings or the levels - even if they *are* fun to rack up! Those that are left are ones that I've talked to, that have asked or answered questions, rated and commented on my growing stash, sent or responded to mail, or are new enough additions that there's a reasonable expectation that I'll actually get to know them a little bit better. Some of them simply have substance in their profile that I like and don't want to lose track of. So, there it is. My first blog, describing my first "anti-social" action on this site. Probably the first of many. I'm a monster. :) Cheers, Silverpike

::doing Happy Dance::
HE GOT TO CALL ME AGAIN!!!!! ok..im done..on top of that i got a letter too....so yea really happy about that....kinda on cloud nine right now...lol ::sigh:: i cant wait to see him again....he sent me a pic....i saw my sean again....::aww::....i miss the loser lol....anyway he comes home soon for leave...& you all know how i feel about that...lol. just 13 days left guys...somehow it doesnt seem real...like im imagining it..lol...yea i know im crazy...but you all love me anyway...& so does he....

Doing It Together!!!!!
"When a community does something together, that community is very happy, jovial, connected and unified." The Indian People have always been able to adapt. If the hunting changed, we found new hunting grounds. If the earth changed, we moved to a better place. If the river changed course, we followed the river. But with every change, we kept our Indianness and spirituality. Our culture and spirituality have always been our strength. Our culture and spirituality taught us to live in harmony. We must change with the times, but we must maintain our culture and spirituality, always living in harmony. Great Spirit, You have taught us to survive. Let me always maintain my Indianness We have always been taught to be able to adapt. Flexibility is related to a willow in the high winds it bends and twists but seldom ever snaps and breaks. Am I a willow? Thank you for having people teach me the lessons of how to survive and be adaptable and flexible. >>~rebelbreed~

Doing Alright
Been awhile so heres whats been going on. I am so happy. I have had ppl tell me that I have changed since I left my husband. Good. I have been trying to be who everyone wanted me to be for so damn long. Trying to pls one person after another. Not no more. I am who I am, and if others cant accept me for that, then they arent worth my time. I have been a stay at home mom for 6 years. Tired of it. I love my kids dont get me wrong. But I am out there working my ass off trying to raise my kids. Yeah its hard. But the pride I feel just doing it, is so worth it. I think what alot of everyones problem is, when I dont have my kids, I cut loose. Whats wrong w/ that? Did ya'll expect me to be June Cleaver for ever?

7 Doing The Calisthenics
When I talked about calisthenics there were three exercises that I brought up that I’ve applied the term “a girls best friend” to. Those exercises are squats, lunges and toe raises. If there is any one place where women usually want to improve it is their buns and legs. These three exercises do a multitude of good things and because of that, they have a tendency to be on the difficult side. With the squat you stand with your legs about shoulder width apart (you can adjust that when you start doing them) and lower yourself until the tops of your thighs are parallel with the floor and then push back up to standing. There are a lot of variations that can be applied to this but for now we’ll stay basic. This exercise will stress the quadriceps (front of the thighs), hamstrings (back of the thighs), calves, ankles, feet, abdominals, glutes and hips. That’s a lot of benefit from one exercise. I recommend starting with three sets of ten repetitions on all of these and then inc

Doing The Blog Thing?
I have never done this before.Attempted to,but scared myself rightout of it.But I figure this is something I want to get into and the only way of getting into it is to do it.Gettin' her done..All my friends say I am a dude stuck in a chicks body..and I say thank God I got this one to work with.The reason they say that is I think alot like a dude does.I guess that comes from kicking it with the opposite sex all the time.I work on cars,fix things.I am strong for being a chick and I call it like I see it.If there's a chick hanging out with us I will be the first to start talking about her next move.You know what I am talking about like the flip of her hair or the bending over in front of you to show off her ass or tits.Which ever one she has going on..The famous lipstick or lipgloss move.That one is a winner by the way.Then comes the competion bullshit.God I hate but love this one the most...But I am outta here for now I will pick up where I left off...Lter Ginger

Doing This On Behalf Of Ryan
I'm ryan's couson= Deamon Lord on here=. and he asked me to post this blog for him. He remians in the hospital after he was jumped a bit back. the toxin that was on the blade used in the attack was some really bad shit N it has embedded deeper in the soft tissues then was at first thought. They are treating it but it seems to not be working well. so tues. there is a very real chance he will have to undergo more surgery to 'stay" the toxins so they don't travel more. It would be very bad were it to reach the blood stream. VERY bad. He's in alot of pain and most times isn't lucide due to the high levels on the medacations he's on. My Mate & I saw him a bit today & he was lucide for a bit. That's when he asked I post a blog so those of you on here that actually talk to him would be aware of whats going on. and not be worried he died. Your welcome to contact me for updates if you wish. I'm :deamon lord(Poisoned #1 groupie) on here. Just let me know who you are.I don't give out inf

Doin Math
if i give you 28 grams it equals a ounce now bounce go out double back and give me 56 grams of crack supplied the streets with 84 grams now i want to up to a pound get down surround and fllod the city with kilo's thats a 1000 grams thats 50g'z a key double to 5 keys slab out for 250,000 make that bread hold up ya head because them presidents you getting is dead stash the prez's and get back out now we fucking with more keys and pounds than the english men and janitors hold onto to that because i'm selling out like a animal selling a key at 35g'z 15 less but doublin my money doubling the number of honeys i got on my arm i do this drug game like mj in bball so if you want to get down you gotta take a fall no snitching gotta stand on the block pitchin that kane til night to duck 6 am to 12pm midday hours friends come cop the the grams by the showers cops come dip out come back out at 6pm to 12am night walkers making mad dough come with that real blow

Doing Pics Tonight!
Just letting all my friends know.. That I'm going to take some more pics tonight.. If anyone wants a Saulte done and wants to buy me a blast. Just let me know.. Hope everyone is having a great St. Patricks Day.. I know I am.. *Kisses* ~Pole Princess~

Doing It On That Time Of Month
I thought I'd just gotten off of that time of the month, so I went to my man's to get it on. Well, he is really good with his hands so he's sitting there finger fucking me good and hard. I feel as if I'm about to orgasm and cum all over his hand, when he looks down and sees blood on his fingers as he's doing this. Apparently, he didn't cut his fingernails short enough and scraped me open...Well, needless to say, he stops and looks at his fingers. He nearly pukes on my because of the sight and smell of blood...I don't blame him, but to not want to do me when I'm on that time is silly...He says he wants his red wings, and in a way, I think he got them!

Doing A Video Tonight..
Hey Everyone.. I'm doing a video tonight.. If any one has any songs that they think would be hot...please let me know.. It will be uploaded by tomorrow night forsure.. Just want to Remind you all ... YOu Guys Kick Ass!!! Lots of Love and Kisses ~Pole Princess~ xoxox

Doing Nothing
It's Wednesday I'm being kinda lazy today just sitting around doing laundry. "what fun" Twister left out for a job this morning so I'm getting cloths cleaned. Other then that just taking it easy today. I need it been over stressed the past few days. I have my 6yr old Tate with me and the dogs to keep me company. I like this site its fun and theres always something to do.

Doing/means
Yì, "right conduct, morality, duty to one's neighbor," righteousness. Yì may be broken down into: zhong1, doing one's best, conscientiousness, "loyalty", and shù, "reciprocity," altruism, consideration for others, "what you don't want yourself, don't do to others"

Doing Time
Lonely to be fates prinsoner in a cell, Broken and caught up in a shell. You came along nd seen no crime, You saved me from doing time. Listen to the bells that chime, Thanks to you I'm no longer doing time.

Doing As I Promised
okay... as i promised, i just went around the people that commented me and showed them love the same to at least a couple of the last visitors, etc i know i don't give them everyday or don't play for the points but doing the bouncer job takes time too :) according to my blog of today CLICK HERE AND READ PLEASE ... i said yes i was going to do it so i took time for it, for the people that cares for me :) still thinking the same i guess.... and it was a long week so i'm tired... i guess i feel dissapointed about some people, but well, someday i'll learn for good so for everyone..... Funny Myspace Comments

Doing Well
Grant HAS BEEN GONE FOR ALMOST ONE MONTH AND IS DOING WELL. i HAVE NOT SPOKEN TO HIM SINCE July 2ND, BUT HAVE RECIEVED SEVERAL LETTERS FROM HIM. HE HAS BEEN EXCITED THE PAST COUPLE OF WEEKS, THEY HAVE BEEN ISSUED THEIR M16'S, AND HAVE BEEN LEARNING HOW TO TAKE THEM APART AND PUT THEM TOGETHER, REPELLING OFF 50FT. TOWERS, HANDLING GRENADES, AND THIS SATURDAY HE WILL BE ENTERING THE GAS CHAMBER. THAT ONE HE SAYS HE'S NOT TOO THRILLED ABOUT! NOW THAT I KNOW WHAT IT IS, I WOULD'NT BE EITHER.....LOL (TEAR GAS) ALTHOUGH HE LIKES WHAT HE IS DOING, HE IS ANXIOUS TO COME HOME. I AM VERY READY FOR HIM TO COME HOME AS WELL. UPON HIS RETURN WE ARE HAVING A BIG BBQ FOR HIM, TO CELEBRATE HIS RETURN AS WELL AS THE BIRTHDAY HE MISSED. ACTUALLY WE WILL CELEBRATE HIS AND HIS SISTER'S BIRTHDAY, AS SHE WILL BE TURNING 16 ONLY 5 DAYS AFTER HIS RETURN. I WILL KEEP YOU POSTED AS TO HIS PROGRESS! TO ALL MY FRIENDS THAT HAVE GIVEN ME AND CONTINUE TO GIVE ME SUPPORT, I SEND ALL MY LOVE AND BRIGHT BLESSING

Doing The Overnight
Doing the Overnight by gizmo52242© I figured it was probably about time to write about this and share it. I had been meaning to for a long time, but now that I finally have the time, I wanted to go ahead. Last year, I had started work at a phone center in the town over. It wasn't anything too exciting, just giving people information about various organizations and programs that they could use to pay bills and such. At least I hadn't sold my soul to telemarketing. When I first started working there, one of the people who did training for new people was this girl named Beth. Beth wasn't my trainer, but I saw her every once in a while. Beth was 21, about 5'4", a bit on the pudgy side, but she carried it well. She also carried her massive breasts well. I guess that's a plus of having some extra pounds -- some women end up being top heavy. She had short dirty blonde hair, and always wore lots of makeup to draw attention to her lips and eyes. She was cute in a sort of girlish way.

Doing The Math
Just some other facts (Yeah, this clothes thing is really bothering me LOL) Paid in child support in 3 years $ 15,720. Adoption assistance collected 3 years $ 18,000. Personal loans $ 1300. Flight tickets and washing machine $ 740. 401k share (she took the cash) $ 17,000. School books Edison $ 300. (I not only paid Chelseas tab, but I also paid for her son Chris's fees) GRAND TOTAL $ 53,060. Her bills at the new place (estimated) Mortgage $ 1,000. Utilities $ 200. Water $ 100. Car payment $ 600. Insurance $ 100. Phone $ 150. Grand Total $ 2.150. Her salary (based on $ 20 an hour mth)$ 3,200. Overtime (based on $ 30 an hour) $ 720. Taxes and garnish

Doing The Dishes
Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear vaseline over the spot where the seal should be. Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He drives his new bike to her house, where she is outside waiting for him. "No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don't say a word." She tells him, "Our family had a fight a while ago about doing dishes. We haven't done any since, but the first person to speak at dinner has to do them." Steve sits down for dinner and it is just how she described it. Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody is saying a word. So Steve decides to have a little fun. He grabs his girlfriend, throws her on the table and has sex with her in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. A few minutes later he gr

Doing This On My Own??
I guess in order for any of my friends to help me i have to throw a temper tantrum. But im above doing that, I will get to godmother in time. Its hard to believe that i have as many friends as i do but only a few that are willing to help. but when ppl need help leveling im there for them. how sad is that. if ppl need help in a contest i help them as well. I though that was what friends were for was to help one another, i guess i thought wrong.I have posted bulletins, blogs about wanting to get to godmother and its like im doing it on my own. Ya know thats alright. I will get there.

Do I Need To Pull It Out?
~~~~~~~CONTESTS~~~~~~~~ ALL POSSE NEEDS TO BE HERE HELPING EVERYDAY WITH MICHELLES CONTEST. THEY HELPED US NOW LET'S HELP THEM. SHE NEEDS 250,000 RIGHT NOW SHE'S AT 106,801 SHE JOINED THE POSSE AND SAID CAN I GET SOME HELP ON MY CONTEST.. ITS A GIVE AWAY FOR 14,000 COMMENTS. OMG WORST TIME EVER TO HAVE JOINED OUR GROUP. WE WERE NOT EVEN ABOUT HALF WAY THROUGH OUR LIST OF A MILLION CONTESTS YET AT THAT TIME.. AND I HAVE SOMEONE NEW THAT WANTS HELP ALSO. I'M LIKE WHAT THE HELL. NO WAY SORRY. DO YOU SEE THE LIST WE HAVE NOW.. PLUS I PUT OUT A NO NEW CONTEST ORDER FOR THE TEAM. OUR GOAL WAS TO GET EVERYONE DONE AND TAKE A GOOD TWO WEEK VACATION.. ME I WAS TO TAKE A MONTH. ON TOP OF THAT EVERYONE HAS TO AT LEAST WAIT A FULL MONTH MAYBE EVEN TWO BEFORE THEY CAN REQUEST TO ENTER ANY CONTESTS WITH BACKING OF COURSE.. YOUR INTERNET YOUR FREE TO DO REALLY ANYTHING YOU WANT. SO POINT BEING I PRETTY MUCH TOLD HER THAT HELP FROM US FOR THAT WONT HAPPEN. WELL WELL WELL. GUESS

Doing It Big At Big Harry's
Hi peeps, Just wanted to let anyone that would like to know that there will be a double elimination 8-ball Tournament at 8:00 at Big Harry's Tavern on Ft. Bragg Road. It's only a $5.00 buy in. Come out to the Coolest Bar in Town and bring me your money! lol See ya there! Sid

Do I Not Have A Life Just Because I'm An Army Wife?!!
I was asked today, by a MARINE, "Why are you checking out other military men if you are already married?" which really bothered me. I want to make something perfectly clear to you people! YES I am an Army WIFE! I put up with enough shit as it is just from having the title! I am happily married! I LOVE my soldier! There is not another man in this world who could even remotely come close to comparing to him. I support him for what he does and for who he is. However... I am a human being! I'm not just a wife and a mother! Just because I'm an Army Wife does not mean that I have to worship him. I do EVERYTHING he asks of me! If he asked me to delete this account I would with no questions asked. He knows I'm here. He knows every single picture I have up! He is okay with it because he knows I'm his! I stood by him for 15 months while he was deployed and never once betrayed him. What makes some people think that just because I add them or rate them or tell them they're handsome that I am inter

Doing It Cajun Style
And here's your joke: Doing It Cajun-Style! Way down in dat old swamp known as Louisiana, Boudreaux's old lady's been pregnant for some time, and now her time had come. So, he brought her to the doctor, and the doctor began to deliver the baby. She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Boudreaux and said, Hey, Boudreaux, you just had you a son! Aint dat just grand"? Boudreaux got excited by this, but just then the doctor spoke up and said, "Hold on! We ain't finished up yet!" The doctor then delivered a little girl. He said, "Hey, Boudreaux! You got you a daughter! She a pretty lil ting, too." Boudreaux was kind of puzzled by all this, and then the doctor said, "Hold on, we still ain't got done yet!" The doctor then delivered another boy and said, " Boudreaux, you just had youself another boy!" When Boudreaux and Marie went home with their three children, he sat down with his wife and said, "Mama, you remember dat night what we runned out of dat d

Doing Soldiers Wrong
The US Military is doing a lot of things better for soldiers that are deployed. Better meals, more comfort items are available, etc. One of the things that ticks me off the most over here though is taking advantage of soldiers who are trying to contact loved ones back home. Today, I'm talking about the internet access over here. If you are one of those units lucky enough to have bought a satellite system and share the expenses, chances are you are better off than many. If you don't have this, you have to go through the internet service provided by the military. In the states these things charge anywhere from $7.95/day to plans of $54 for a month. Here in Kuwait it is $5/hour. WTF? They force out local competitors who could offer lower costs and then scalp the soldier like that. The soldier is not supposed to be a piece of additional profit. After all the things the US is doing right, it's frustrating to see something that is there blatantly taking advantage of soldiers.

Do I Need To Spell It Out???? Geeezzzz...
I am an intelligent (no Mensa, but indeed intelligent) woman that was raised part of my life in the country and part of the life in the city. I enjoy the simple things in life and appreciate more than, perhaps, most people. I advocate for the underdogs in the world oftentimes as well as victims of wrong doing. Things that are huge turn offs for me..... * flying the middle finger around; * asking me to "cam"; * asking me on a date and bragging all about your brand new Porshe; * asking me on a date and then saying that I "owe" you just because you took me to a dinner and a movie; * cussing and cursing; * alcoholics; * smoking just before you kiss me (yuck!); * drug addicts; * raised voices; * fighting and violence; * downgrading an underdog; * domestic violence (or any abuse for that matter); * asking me to share my NSFW pictures with you; * becoming my contact on YM only to ask me to cam or share my NSFW pictures with you; * urging me to see your NSFW pictures or

Doing Better
Well I just thought I would let everyone know that I am feeling a little better today :) I actually got more than a couple hours of sleep so I'm not AS tired, still tired but at least I can get my ass up & do stuff as usual!!! So I don't think I will end up in the hospital like I was worried about which is a good thing cuz I need to be here for my kids...I am soooo excited, tonight is my kids' schools open house they are having it from 5-7 this evening there will even be a chilli supper plus dessert...All kids had to bring something to contribute for tonight so yea we're gonna go :) I LOVE my kids sooo much & I just want to be the best mommy that I can be...I enjoy being involved in their school activities as much as possible...Well anyhow I really don't have much else to say right now I'm just taking my life day by day & letting God do the rest...

Doing Some Research On Dna Mapping
Well I was researching the genetic code for another paper I get to write and I found something interesting. Majority of male killers, abusers, rapists, the horrific crimes, they have an extra Y, so their 26th chromosome is XYY instead of XY. Same with males that have moobs but aren't fat. A lot of them have an extra X chromosome which means their 26th is XXY. So does that mean if we take a genetic profile at the time of birth we could prevent some crimes? (yes it's mumm form, I'm out of mumms.) This research is because I'm writing a paper on what is located in each chromosome, and have learned some very interesting facts.

Doing Ok 4 Now
MY NAME IS LITELWHITEDUV I AM DUSTY'S WIFE. DUSTY/ SOMETIMES CALLED RUNINBARE1949/ SUFFERED A NEAR FATAL HEART ATTACK ON FRIDAY SEPT. 28. AFTER CALLING 911 AND RIDEING TO THE HOSPITAL WITH HIM IN THE AMBULANCE WE WERE AFRAID HE WOULDNT EVEN MAKE IT TO THERE. THE DOCTORS OPERATED ON HIM AND UNCLOGGED AN ARTERY THAT WAS 100% CLOGGED AND PUT ANOTHER STINT IN. THIS WAS HIS 3RD SERIOUS HEART ATTACK IN 5 AND A HALF YEARS. IF HE FOLLOWS DOCS ORDERS OF STRICT DIET, EXERCISE AND QUIT SMOKING/ WHICH THE 1ST THING HE DID ON WALKING OUT THEIR FRONT DOOR WAS TO LITE UP/ GO FIGURE HUH/ HE SHOULD HAVE QUIET A FEW MORE YEARS LEFT. HE IS NOW HOME WITH ORDERS TO TAKE IT EASY. HE HAS BEEN MY BEST FRIEND SINCE WE WERE 8/ MY LOVER SINCE WE WERE 16/ AND MY HUSBAND AND FATHER OF OUR CHILDREN FOR 37 YEARS. HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN THERE WITH LOVE, ENCOURAGEMENT, AND SUPPORT/ WELL ALMOST ALWAYS. I AM ASKING HIS FRIENDS TO SEND HIM ENCOURAGEMENT TO HELP HIM BE STRONG. I AM A VERY DETERMINED WOMAN AND

Doing It Her Way
Doing It Her Way by starrkers © Steve opened his eyes, quickly realising it had not been a dream – he really was tied up. His arms were pulled over his head, making his shoulders ache fiercely. Scrabbling, he managed to get his feet under him to take his weight, reducing the strain on his arms and shoulders. His wrists weren't tied, they were chained, the links running up to a beam in the ceiling. His jacket and shirt were gone – he was bare-chested, barefoot and, judging by the blood, he'd been in a fight. The last thing he remembered was leaving a bar after successfully hustling enough to keep him for the next few days. How the hell had he ended up in this predicament? He looked around. He was in a dark, windowless room; the one light bulb struggling to make an impact in the large area. It was damp and cool, probably a basement. He thought he could see a staircase in the gloom off to one side. The room appeared empty, apart from a straight back chair just far enough away t

Doing Soso
have been having complications from the miscarriage...have been extremely light headed the last few days from the blood loss...still hurting alot...certain people think i should go to the hospital but im gonna give it a lil longer unless the choice is taken away from me...if im not online for a few days that is y

Doing What Is Right For My Daughter
i wrote a few mumms that i want to clear the air on right now.i love my daughter more than any thing in this world.i would never leave my baby for any woman and i would never do any thing to hurt her.what i was asking in my mumms and badly i want to add is.would you move to a different part of the country with ur child away from all that is normal to her??i am not going any where with out her and that never crossed my mind.to make a long story short.what i am asking is do i take my baby away from things she knows to a place that would be new to her.just to say it again,I AM WITH MY DAUGHTER ALWAYS..I AM NOT LEAVING HER FOR ANY REASON...

Doing Good
Hi everyone, Well I know I have not been on here much but I have had other things to do!!!! I went to WVA.with my sweetheart for a few days and OMG it was beautiful there. I had the best time of my life.Spent some time with my soon to be new mother-in-law!We have one more day off and then it back to work again.But I have really enjoyed our time off together.Talk to everyone later!

Doing My Head In
I have so much on my mind and no idea where to start to get it all out. So that maybe peace can come & I can rest without feeling so frantic. The words are in my head but when I go to put them out on paper it all jumbles into a huge mess. In a few weeks it will be 2 years since my back surgery. When I chose to have the surgery , I thought it was going to fix the problem. I just wanted it fix so I could back to work. As you can tell it didn’t turn out that. Here I am two years later my back is worse & I was never able to return to work. If I would have known the things I would loose when I decide to have the surgery I guess I wouldn’t have had it done. Then it dawns on me the reason I had my surgery. I wasn’t ready to go into a wheel chair. The whole deal with my brother is still the same. It is still something that I wished I could fix and I can’t. I miss my brother and my nieces like crazy. I talked to him the other night but in the end all he wanted to do was pick a fight with me

Doing The Fitzone Thing
So I got up this morning at 7:55am, did some laundry, vacuumed and got ready to go to the Gym.. My appointment was at 9:30am and my dad was late getting here so I didn't get to walk to the gym. But I did get a very extensive work out with circuit training and did 40 minutes of cardio. Got my heart rate going really well so all in all I did just shy of 2 hours of working out. I really liked the woman that I worked with..she was very good at motivating me and helped me accomplish my goals today.. I am going again tomorrow morning and I'm probably going to do 60 minutes of cardio and double the amount on the circuit. Next week when my parents are back from Vegas I am going to start doing the 9:30am classes and then after that doing the circuit and then at least 3 times a week I am also going to go back again when my friend Heather starts watching Connor and doing a second class.. I am determined and I am going to do this!

Do I Need To Explain???
DECEMBER December is . . . . Hi Neighbor Month, National Stress Free Family Holiday Month, Bingo's Birthday Month, and Read A New Book Month -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Holidays are listed in chronological order. At the bottom are explanations and tips on how to celebrate certain holidays or sites you can link to containing more information on certain holidays. Remember this site is dedicated to bizarre American holidays, so naturally the links are of that nature. Also, you can link to the home page, previous month, or next month. December 1 is . . . . . National Pie Day and Eat A Red Apple Day December 2 is . . . . . National Fritters Day December 3 is . . . . . National Roof-Over-Your-Head Day December 4 is . . . . . Wear Brown Shoes Day December 5 is . . . . . National Sacher Torte Day December 6 is . . . . . National Gazpacho Day and Mitten Tree Day December 7 is . . . . . National Cotton Candy

Doin' It In The Shower
How To Shower Like a Woman: 1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. 2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and rush to the bathroom. 3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror and stick out your gut so that you can complain and whine even more about how you're getting fat. 4. Get in the shower. Look for face cloth, arm cloth, legcloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. 5. Wash your hair once with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins. 6. Wash your hair again with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins. 7. Condition your hair with Cucumber and Lamfrey conditioner enhanced with natural crocus oil. Leave on hair for fifteen minutes. 8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes until red raw. 9. Wash entire rest of body with G

Do I Need A Man?
You Don't Need a Man, but You Want One! You like having a guy in your life, and overall, you prefer not to be single. You won't go out with a guy out of desperation.. you rather be alone. However, when you're single, you do tend to obsess a little over dating. Because no matter how good your single life is, it's better with a great guy around. Do You Need a Man?

Doin Some Back Seat Drivin
It seems that every trip we take together is guaranteed to lead to some great adventure.... I was enjoying my usual summer off from work, and when he brought it up and I was eager to go. He had scheduled a three week long vacation so that we could enjoy some time together besides the long drive. The ride up was nice and we got a nice room at one of the local inns. We freshened up and spent the late afternoon and early evening shopping and sight seeing. The sun was setting so we decided to find someplace for a romantic dinner before we headed back to our room for a night of hot love making. We found a great restaurant with a view of the bay and headed for the bar to wait for our table. We had a few drinks and then made our way to a table. Hubby said I looked beautiful in the candle light and I was looking forward immensely to some intense loving. I decided to wear a basic black skirt, blouse, sexy heels, and my favorite cfm red lipstick to top it all off. One thing about me that hubb

Doing Well (finding Soulmate Continued0
Things are going well. I am happy. Me and my soulmate are getting along well. We are actually planning on getting married in another year. I am really looking forward to it. In my past I have been engaged but never actually gone through with it. I have always been afraid to take the final step. With my current love that is not the case. He sets me at ease in a way that I have never experienced before. I hope everyone finds this kind of love. And as far as my past partners go?... I wish them nothing but the best and I harbor no hard feelings towards any of them.

Doing It Again !
OK IT'S BEEN A HOT MINUTE SINCE I BEEN IN A CONTEST,SO PLEASE GO RATE/COMMENT.ALL IS APPRECIATED ! IT IS A BOMBING CONTEST IN CASE U WANNA HELP WITH THAT PART TOO. THANKS LINK @ THE BOTTOM !!! The Prizes this time are all Fubucks! First Place 250,000 Fubucks Second Place 100,000 Fubucks Third Place 50,000 Fubucks This is a bombing contest and here are the rules & scoring system: Every comment counts as 1 point Every rate counts as 10 points The total combination of Comment points and Rate points added together will be your total score. The highest wins. ENDS MONDAY JAN.21

Doing Fine
HI ALL, JUST WANTED TO LET U KNOW THAT I AM GOING GOOD. MY PAIN IS NOT THAT BAD, IT IS PAIN IS THERE BUT IT'S GOOD PAIN, IF U GET WHAT I AM SAYING. I WILL BE BACK ON SOON I HOPE JUST WANTED TO GIVE AN UPDATE, BY THE WAY THE DRUGS ARE WORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE YA LISA

Doing What I Was Born To Do And This Time I Won't Quit!
may be jumping the gun a little bit but all that has to be finished is my background check and since I passed it for them last time I can't see that I would fail it this time. Them being Tutor.com and "it" being the thing that I love the most and, all modesty aside, I'm damn good at and that's teaching! I can make my own schedule, play games on the puter until I get a student, and for the most part the kids are a blast! I don't know why I got away from it other than we needed a reason to move up here to Lawrence and my working with BFDS gave us that excuse. I'm also glad because it gave me a chance to spend some real quality time with my Mom before she left us. I've got another post to work on about a gift she left me but I'll talk about it in another post. You know, it's amazing how much nicer life is when you know when you're about to do the thing you should be doing and are good at. Just bear with me as I get antsy as hell waiting for that background check to come in!!!! Tha

Doin The "deed"
OK so I have decided to terminate my girl at work who I have been told is stealing. I'm not going to tolerate it. I'm going to do this deed on Wed. She's off the next 2 days and I have a knot in my stomach and I hope it goes away after that morning. It is on one of my days off from the shop but I'm going to have to work for a few hours that morning. Then I will also have to work a lot of over time for awhile until I get the schedule straightened out. I hate being the bad guy. She's a really nice lady, but ya know there are just some things that aren't working out.