I envy women - they have one week every month where they get a free pass on any bad behavior or bitchy comment or anything they don’t want to do, it’s just ‘that time of the month.’ Whether it really is that time or not, that is the perfect excuse - there’s no comeback to it, everyone instantly understands. I say guys need to have something like this that we can blame everything on, where we can act like… we normally do, without everyone thinking we‘re huge jerks. Call it DNS - don’t need your shit. What do you think? Guys need to be able to snap for no reason once in a while - maybe we had a bad day, or don’t feel attractive enough, or maybe I’m just not in the mood for you to force yourself on me for ‘cuddling’. DNS baby, DNS! Use it when you’re about to get fired, or when you start crying to get out of a speeding ticket - just a bad case of DNS today, officer. It’d be great, until the cop has DNS too, then you get a nightstick somewhere you really don’t want it.
