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Conversation With My, Now Ex, And My Daughter, Marina. Funny As Hell, If U Ask Me. Shes Def. Got My Back!
THE ASSHOLE COULDNT EVEN BREAK UP WITH ME ON THE PHONE, HE HAS TO DO IT ON THE PC! HE IS NOT IN TOWN, EVEN IF HE WAS, HE WOULDNT DO IT IN PERSON, THE LOSER!!! I AM SO SICK OF LOSERS!!! GGGgggrrrrrrrrrrr!!! Marina's Convo with a Loser/Mom's Ex Current mood: amused Okay this is a conversation between me and my moms dead beat EX. Today I will be playing the part of MYSELF but I am labeled as QEEEN KRISTIE. Enjoy! I sure did. WHOOOP!!! Shawn Cross played Himself. ENJOY ALL. This isn't me on a bad day, Im actually really happy. I've been waiting to do this for such a long time. My mom didn't understand why I never liked him and now she does. WHOOOHOOO!!!! NOTE: This guy stutters on the computer... when he's mad.... uhm yeah nuff said. This is Kristie's daughter Marina, I wanna make that clear right now. I got her message before she did cause it was sent on my computer. Im very different from her, cause I'll tell you whats up. I don't give a shit how it makes you feel,

Conversations
People say that it is just a new thing that love is no more than a word, and it means nothing. However, I disagree. Love still has meaning, but the word has always been used to further the ends of a member of one sex or another. Take Henry V, the play by Shakespeare (yes I read the classics) In the last scene he is trying to convince princess Katherine of France he loves her. Not only is there a language barrier, but Katherine aint the dumb nobel lady you might think. My favorite quote of hers is; "O bon Dieu! les langues des hommes sont pleines de tromperies." Now our good king Henry knows enough french to understand, but he asks for confirmation. "What says she, fair one? That the tongues of men are full of deceits?"

Convict Sex Roflmao
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

A Conversation I Had Today
david arthur (7/1/2007 3:37:15 PM): hi david arthur (7/1/2007 3:41:14 PM): hi Wendy Yates (7/1/2007 3:52:02 PM): Hi david arthur (7/1/2007 3:52:19 PM): how r u? Wendy Yates (7/1/2007 3:52:31 PM): Pretty good david arthur (7/1/2007 3:52:44 PM): thats nice Wendy Yates (7/1/2007 3:52:56 PM): And you? david arthur (7/1/2007 3:53:13 PM): i'm fine, ty Wendy Yates (7/1/2007 3:53:30 PM): That's good david arthur (7/1/2007 3:53:47 PM): so? Wendy Yates (7/1/2007 3:53:54 PM): So? david arthur (7/1/2007 3:54:50 PM): tell something Wendy Yates (7/1/2007 3:55:03 PM): Such as? david arthur (7/1/2007 3:55:48 PM): something interesting Wendy Yates (7/1/2007 3:56:10 PM): Ok one time, like see one time Randy Beamans mom was asleep and she was dreaming that was she was eating this big marshmellow and it was really good and when she woke up her pillow was gone.. Cuz like she ate it david arthur (7/1/2007 3:57:27 PM): what? Wendy Yates (7/1/2007 3:59:12 PM): You asked for interesting.. You d

A Convo W/ Britt
7/1/2007 3:57:37 PM Brittany- Becca Hey hunny 7/1/2007 3:57:37 PM Brittany- Becca what are you doing? 7/1/2007 3:58:10 PM Becca Brittany- layin here 7/1/2007 3:58:14 PM Brittany- Becca bored? 7/1/2007 3:58:16 PM Brittany- Becca :) 7/1/2007 3:58:27 PM Brittany- Becca cuz i have a few fingers i could help you lie there with 7/1/2007 3:58:31 PM Brittany- Becca :) 7/1/2007 3:59:05 PM Becca Brittany- haha wow 7/1/2007 3:59:07 PM Becca Brittany- ur dirty 7/1/2007 3:59:08 PM Becca Brittany- lol 7/1/2007 3:59:21 PM Becca Brittany- you goin to the fireworks tonight? 7/1/2007 3:59:25 PM Brittany- Becca maybe 7/1/2007 3:59:32 PM Becca Brittany- why maybe? 7/1/2007 3:59:35 PM Brittany- Becca casey wants me to go with him 7/1/2007 3:59:43 PM Becca Brittany- screw casey 7/1/2007 3:59:47 PM Brittany- Becca but i dunno. he said he would call back latter 7/1/2007 3:59:56 PM Brittany- Becca what are you d

A Conversation Between The God And Goddess
Imagine the conversation the Creators might have had about this: "Goddess you know all about gardens and nature. What in the world is going on down there in the Midwest? What happened to the dandelions, violets, thistle and stuff we started eons ago? We had a perfect, no-maintenance garden plan. Those plants grow in any type of soil, withstand drought and multiply with abandon. The nectar from the long lasting blossoms attracted butterflies, honey bees and flocks of songbirds. I expected to see a vast garden of colors by now. But all I see are these green rectangles." "It's the tribes that settled there, Lord. The Suburbanites. They started calling your flowers 'weeds' and went to great extent to kill them and replace them with grass." "Grass? But, Lady, it's so boring. It's not colorfull. It doesn't attract butterflies, birds and bees, only grubs and sod worms. It's temperamental with temperatures. Do these Suburbanites really want all that grass growing there?" "Apparentl

A Conversation
Love is a connection, an energy discovered between two people. Love is love; there is no difference between loving friends, family, children, or significant others, only different forms of expression. Love is not a competition. In love, we find acceptance and we find the better parts of self. Love completes people; fulfills them and gives them new areas and opportunities to discover deeper truths about self and to nurture their own being. Love is a promise of hurt, but also the place of healing. Every action and reaction in life is rooted in a place of love or fear. You work predominately from one place or the other and your life and character are evidence of which side you choose. In spite of my own marital difficulties, I still believe in love. No matter how much pain, loss, and suffering I may endure, love with carry me through to a new day. I am sad for anyone who does not believe in love. ---- Life is a temporary condition, therefore it follows that everything in

Conversation With An Obsessive Reject!
Wow.... there are some real freaks on this site LOL.... http://fubar.com/consigliere The Consig...: So why were you so shitty to me? You better unblock me from yahoo and add me back to your myspace.. ->sweetlikes...: umm excuse me? The Consig...: Can't you read? The Consig...: You saw what I said, no reason to ask me to repeat.. The Consig...: You got all shady on me that one night, blocked me and shit, that was messed up ->sweetlikes...: i BETTER unblock you? yeah... kiss my fucking ass. i don't know who the fuck you think you are mother fucker but you aren't talking to me like that. FUCK YOU. The Consig...: All cuz I said you were being shady, You didnt answer my question about what was wrong, I asked cuz I cared about you! The Consig...: You see, you forget one thing, IM A FUCKING HACKER, so I'll be telling you what to add and what not to add, if i wanted to be an asshole.. ->sweetlikes...: yeah and you go psycho on me.... sorry i don't ne

Conversational Monogamy
In the last few days, a couple people I was talking to alluded to the fact that they are conversational monogamists -- that is, they engage in IM conversation with one person, and one person alone. And this was stated with a slight undercurrent of disapproval, as I am not a conversational monogamist at all. The problem is -- I haven't quite figured out how to be a conversational monogamist. If it is slightly rude to have lagtime in a conversation due to multiple conversations, it seems even more rude to be online, yet tell people who IM me that, "Hey, sorry, I've already got one conversation going, so you're SOL. Try again later." And hiding out invisible all the time doesn't really work for me, either. A number of people of my acquaintance already do that, including a few that I will always want to talk to when online, so if I'm invisible, we will miss each other. In addition, my AIM/Yahoo/MSN contacts list is very long, and I am likely to miss the arrival of people I really wou

Conversation Technique
You may have heard or read somewhere that people like to talk about themselves and that you should spend most of your time listening and asking questions if you want others to like you. This is true... to a certain extent. People DO like to talk about themselves and they DO like those who listen, ask questions, and seem interested in what they're saying. But... If you're goal is to charm this lady, you've got to do more than that. You've got to tell her something about yourself. Specifically, you've got to "tell her" that YOU TWO ARE VERY MUCH ALIKE. You do this by making "me-too" statements. That is, it is desirable to bring yourself into the conversation when you can relate yourself to something she's talking about or make yourself seem similar to her. A good talk/listen ratio would be around 30/70. That is, you want to spend around 30 or 40 percent of the time talking, and about 60 to 70 percent of the time listening. And you should spend as much of that 30 to 40 percent as

A Conversation A Guy Sent Me
hey killer, the framilar faces call me PJ or JP. call me whatever floats your fancy. a beer by any other name still gets you drunk. some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle. i'm 20 years young, 5'10", 150 lbs, college uneducated, military trained, societal misfit. i can't spell well and i excessively drink on an excessive number of ocassions. in my opinion there's worse thing i could do with my time. like crack or fat chicks. crack kills more brain cells than i can afford to loose at this stage in the game and fat chicks are dangerous. think about it. you're gettin your freak on with 300 lbs of taco bells number one customer, all that momentum. shit, someone is bound to get hurt. and lets face it, she's got more padding. i'm an atheist, which offends a lot of wanna be non sinners for reasons they don't understand. i'm covered though cause if there is a god, he or she gave my the mind and put me through the situations that ultimately lead to me deciding that

Conversation Domination
CONVERSATION DOMINATION ARE YOU A PART OF THE CONVERSATION? OR ARE YOU IN CONTROL OF THE CONVERSATION? To jump in the middle of the CONVERSATION and to watch how we control 50 out of the TOP 100 spots in Google. Conversations are happening all around your niche marketing - It is time for you take CONTROL

Conversation With Other Lady ((pick'n Me))
Conversation with Paige Date: Thu, 13 Sep 2007 7:18:56 -0400 [AVAILABLE] I'm away right now.Connected from mobile with IM+ Paige: did u have fun chat with your boyfriend ? ----------------------- 7:06 am ----------------------- mtbikers72: No Paige: lol mtbikers72: What the hell I don't needs to talking with gay guy just a friend! mtbikers72: Are u fucking around with me? Paige: ohh u dont know jokes Paige: hmmm mtbikers72: Why do u say that ? mtbikers72: I just upset and depressed I can't find someone! Paige: i was just playing Paige: u dont accept jokes Paige: i see Paige: well be patience .. time will come mtbikers72: I don't know that was a jokes? ----------------------- 7:14 am ----------------------- Paige: jeez mike it was a joke mtbikers72: Oh okay mtbikers72: I was so confused and depressed mtbikers72: I just feeling bad Paige: u letting it botheer u Paige: move on mtbikers72: Too many people are so dumb Paige: knock it offfff mtbikers72: Ok

Conversations With A Camwhore
Had a Spammer Camwhore IM me out of the blue. More then likely it may have been a script. Either way I had some fun with He/She/It ishielady: hi there ->PieDaDDY: hi ishielady ishielady: how are you baby >PieDaDDY: Im fine how bout u? ishielady: im fine baby ->PieDaDDY: thats great ishie ishielady: so wats u up 2 baby ->PieDaDDY: not much..at work gettin ready to go home. What about you ishie? ishielady: im just rub my wet pink pussy baby ishielady: im so hormy baby >PieDaDDY: I know the horny feeling ishielady: do you want me to see playing dirty on cam baby ->PieDaDDY: how much do you charge to watch you play on cam? ->PieDaDDY: I do the same thing too. Maybe we are on the same site? Im on malecamwhores.com I get 25.00 for 15mins ishielady: its free as long you put my promocode your CARD wont be charge ->PieDaDDY: well maybe we can swap promo codes and watch each other fuck ourselves? we can both cum free! ishielady: ok baby ishielady: click this li

Conversation With Nazi Pussy
I asked if it was true if this guy threatened a girl and her little daughter... This how it went ->Tooler: and from what I have seen so far I believe those girls.. you threatened me right off the bat ->Tooler: You have shit for brains ->Tooler: Of a phone call? SO I can listen to you say nigger over and over again Truth: CALLING PROVES ALOT..AND U ARE A SCARED BOY LOL. Truth: EITHER CALL OR GO AWAY KID..LOL U ARE A JOKE COWARD BOY.. ->Tooler: Shut up.. you are not impressing anybody.. I have shot gun.. that is all it would take for your gumpy ass.. and calling aint gonaa prove a damn thing Truth: COURSE THEY ARE LYING U DOLT LOL.. Truth: CALL ANYTIME COWARD ->Tooler: it is true, they might be lying Truth: KID.. U ARE A LIL GIRL LOL COME ON NIGGER ->Tooler: Oh.. touche Truth: LIKE I SAID KID..U WOULD BELIVE THESE WHORES ->Tooler: You like threatening little girls? Truth: ILL FIND U AND YOUR FAMILY.. KID LOL SO..CAL OR GET LOST NIGGER COWARD ->Tooler: aww

Conversations In My Mirror
Two nights ago I got your message. It was obvious. A blind man could have read it. My covers were kicked off of the bed, And I was exhausted in the morning. It was as if I had been up working all night instead of resting. I knew it was a message from you. . . And that all I needed to do was to pick up my pen, And let you write it down on paper for me to read. But I was so exhausted that I overslept. Then I was late for work, And you don't even want to hear, About the day I had. Last night I got your message. It was practically in neon. I awoke at two a.m. because my arm was asleep. My neck was locked at an awkward angle. My pillow and blankets were all on the floor. It was freezing cold. I began to sneeze. This happened again at four. Then, at six, when I needed to be up. . . I slept the sleep of a man who has walked through a blizzard to stay alive, Only to collapse three feet from his doorstep. I knew that your message was important. And that all I needed to

The Convention
The Convention by AskMeFirst © I close the door to the cab and walk to the double doors leading to the hotel lobby. I choose this hotel primarily because it is far enough away from the convention so that I can prepare for each days presentations without much interruption. I go through the doors and turn towards the elevators when I hear a voice calling my name. She walks towards me and the recognition is immediate. We had started at the company during the same time and had gone through the intense two day orientation together. Since then it was like this, running into one another here and there. Her light brown hair, a little longer than shoulder length, bounced slightly as she walked towards me. "Hiding out too?" she said smiling. "Yeah." I said and returned her smile. She was as beautiful as ever, her dark olive complexion as clear as ever, her dark eyes. I try hard to focus. "Yeah, I have a ton of stuff to do before tomorrow, damn it's been a bit, you look great.

The Conversation
The Conversation by spurlyng© * The phone rang and she looked over at the clock, 10 PM, he was right on schedule... Anxious to hear his voice after 5 days apart, Andrea picked up the receiver quickly, smiling to herself. "Hi, lover." The voice coming to her was deep, melodic, soft and distinctly masculine. Hal's voice made her wish he were home holding her in his arms. "Hal," she breathed his name like a prayer, "I miss you so much." "Two more days' angel seems an eternity. Be naked when I get home." he laughed a soft, sexy laugh. "I'm naked now, honey. I'm yours, always have been. Please, don't torment me; I'm wet just talking to you. I hate when you have to leave." "I'm sorry sweetheart, you should know I never kid about sex, tease maybe." Hal sounded as lonely as Andrea felt. "I do know" Andrea replied," teasing is always very good, I love to be teased." "Mmmmmmmmm, teasing is an art." Hals voice sounded thick, Andrea knew he wanted her, she felt herself

Convergence
Convergence by Recidiva © She tapped her pen on her desktop for just a few seconds, then twirled the blunt tip against her lips for a moment. A slow smile spread over her face. Heading out of the office, she lets her assistant know she's going to be taking a long lunch. She leaves the gallery and it's only a short drive to her destination. She smooths down her skirt and raps shortly on the door. The door opened and a man leans against the frame, holding the door braced against one arm. "Staccato, had to be you." She smiles sweetly. He smiles sweetly back. She pouts. "Aren't you going to let me in?" He shakes his dark head once, but his expression is teasing. "No. Mara, I'm busy." She leans in and licks the line of his collarbone. "I promise to make this short. Staccato, even." He pushes away from the doorframe, and swings the door as if to close it behind him, but she ducks in quickly and skips lightly behind him. She asks "What's got you so busy that you don't

Convent Girls
Convent Girls by Goldeniangel © Two nights after Celeste got her first roommate in the Convent, a sweet-faced girl named Teresa who had a bad reputation, she awoke from a disturbing dream with the most incredibly sensations sweeping over her body. The reason for both the dream and the sensations were immediately apparent as the innocent brunette found herself stark-naked with the angelic-looking blonde Teresa suckling on one of her nipples and stroking her insistently between her legs. Celeste shrieked her outrage and fear, causing Teresa to jump and cover Celeste's mouth. Shocked, Celeste realized that she could smell the humid musk of her own body on Teresa's hand, her open mouth even caught a drop of the sweet juices that had emitted from her body. She wanted to die of shame, for the pleasure that even now was tingling along her body, and also from the fact that it was with another woman - most shameful of sins! "Shhh..." Teresa whispered, "It's ok Celeste, it felt good d

Conversation
purple hair in the light...red up close what to say if anything, or how to fill in the air then we fell back again and listened to the talk words of happy or go lucky or you fill it in 'leave some balance baby' overheard in a day lit bar on purple brick wrapped by black iron spoken by a boy in black hair pulled by nervous, or anxious, or just plain bored hands maybe just the need to do something, subconcious action made by overmoving mind hand then he came that gap toothed smile well spaced friend the one filled with too much thought...thinking past color, past what fiber can stand he sat. i smiled. and we spun it back and started again.

A Conversation About Baseball
M: r u watching the Sox tonight? G:lmfao M: thats a no?G:lmfao G: ya think ? M: i just thought we could kick back a bit.... see what pops up..... LOL G: lol G: ohhhh G: ypu want to watch on my little tv , do you ? M: i always enjoy a good 'ball game'.... G: lol G: especially when its your balls...huh ? M: EXACTLY ! ! ! M: HAHAHAHAHA M: you can be the 'Bat girl' M: 'sliding into home' ????? G: lol M: fastballs - curves - its all good! G: lol M: maybe you'd like some 'batter' from the batter? M: L O L M: i crack me up : lol M: i'm figuring we'd play a pretty good game....... G: lol M: and we can share the equipment...G): lol M: i need a place to stick my bat - any ideas? M: in the dugout? G: you are on a fucking roll !!!!!!!!!!!! M: LOL M): i'll let you play with the foul pole M: looking forward to getting in the batters box G: lmao M: hitting a LONG DEEP DRIVE M: HAHAHAHA my sides hurt! M: i'll stop now G: no wonder G: i'm surprised you can still type

Convents To Convict
Convents to Convict From contemplation to conviction Vows to valleys of addiction From bells to cells Heaven to hell each woman has a story to tell Choices to voices coming to call influencing the life of us all Ashes to ashes, dust to dust Love to love, lust to lust Religiously in habit clothed Virtues to vices loathed Pray to Jesus who has risen free us from this awful prison

Convo With My Ex... So Immature...
ok so the kid thinks hes a vampire... and the decent of adam and eve... he has gone into conversation about how he "killed his brother" and all this other shit.... pretty unbelievable -------------------------------------------------------- someonessome1: hi... evil_dark_dragon_of_the_shadows: happy birthday now bye someonessome1: so immature evil_dark_dragon_of_the_shadows: thanks someonessome1: ur welcome evil_dark_dragon_of_the_shadows: slut someonessome1: or not someonessome1: u wanna pull out the names? someonessome1: fake works for u really well someonessome1: insane someonessome1: out of ur mind someonessome1: liar evil_dark_dragon_of_the_shadows: used to being called them have fun but i know wat i am someonessome1: u belong in a nut house evil_dark_dragon_of_the_shadows: sorry but im not u someonessome1: im not the one who thinks im a vampire someonessome1: or the decent of adam and eve someonessome1: who have yet to be proven real someo

Convict Joke
An escaped convict, imprisoned for 1st degree murder, had spent 25 years of his life sentence in prison. While on the run, he broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. He tied the man to a chair on one side of the room and his wife on the bed on the other side of the room. The convict got on the bed and it appeared to the husband that he may have been kissing her neck. Suddenly the convict got up and left the room. As soon as he had a chance, the husband made his way across the room with the chair in tow, and turned to his pretty young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown. He whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw him kissing on your neck and then he left in a hurry. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Whatever you do don't fight him or make him mad. Our lives depend on it." "Oh honey", the wife said, spitting out her gag,

Conversation With A Newbie
Hello all my wonderful friends :) This is a conversation I had with a Newbie today. It's hilarious :P ->Wet Dreams...: Lmao, typical newb,,you don't even have the balls to put up a pic and you're gonna rate me a 1, yeah, you'll make a lot of friends NOT HoodWrecko...: alright ugly ->Wet Dreams...: lmao,,and that's all you have, you say that like it's suposed to bother me,,,tell ya what hun, why don't you save your breath for your blow up date, you're gonna need it HoodWrecko...: hey i would rather fuck a blow up doll than ur ugly ass ->Wet Dreams...: well, that may be the case for you,,but in order to do that, you would have to have a dick, or a dildo, and if you have either, you probably stole it, so you need to spit it out and give it back to them HoodWrecko...: good one ugly ->Wet Dreams...: hahahahaha, maybe you should just shut the fuck up already little man, every time you open your mouth the ignorance just pours out, you're emabrrassing yourself here Hoo

Convictions Vs Simplicity
Ugh as most of you know, i've only been accepting add requests from people with salute photos... and i had deleted quite a few (ok over 1,000) people without them... now, while the idiot factor seems to have somewhat decreased - lovely effect really - unfortunately, the "whine" factor has increased... "why did you delete me, why won't you accept me, why why why why why..." ... So, i'm thinking of just giving up and dealing with the idiot factor again instead of the whine factor, and just go back to accepting people without them... although the whole "under level 5" thing might stay as a restriction... thoughts? comments? Sin p.s. i hate stupid people

A Conversation Between Nikki Sixx & Death
"So...what's this? Am i dead? What the fuck is that all about? I still have more heroin to inject! What are you on for chrissakes? I wanna go back i wanna go back!" "You are right its not your time i just wanted to spin you a line, you need to stop, you need stop before you go over the top like you just did. get a grip man, you're out of control! millions love you but you are losing your soul." "Soul? Soul? SOUL?! Thats something i just write about in songs, i don't have one, i'm a fake! A fake! A fake! A FAKE! I need to use and be used! (well that was a good prediction) I just wanna go back, and shoot that shit up SHOOT!" "..........I don't know why i invented that stuff anyway."

Convert This:
Yes, it’s true, I am a Secular Humanist ; yes I am Yes, I question all perceptions that writings and mouths proclaim Yes, I know one day I’ll flatline and then I’m supposed to “burn” I have known injustice anyhow ; thank you for your concern Yes, it’s likely Jesus biodegraded as wetware lost Why does that mean pearls like “do unto others” are cherished less? We are joined by axiologies ever so much the same Yes, it’s true, I am a Secular Humanist ; yes I am

Conversations
I have made many friends on Fubar but I don't seem to be able to get a conversation going with anyone. I guess I am going about it the wrong way. I am a lot older than most of the people here and not that cyber savy. If anyone reading this can offer advice feel free. I am open to any help. Thanks.

Converting From Myspace
My brother told me to try out fubar and its pretty cool lot more interactive than my space but,I don't know if its this computer or fubars web site its self that every time i go to a lounge it takes for ever to load and really bad trouble with lag but my internet is pretty fast so i don't know but i will keep tryin fubar out.

A Conversation Between Me... And My Dick
+Bauer+: Whoa, whats up man? Whats got you standing up? My Dick: You have been drinking all night, this is when I take over. By the way, cut back on the Crown Royal buddy or I will be sitting right back down. Anyway, whats the haps? Am I working tonight? +Bauer+: Outlook not good. I was talking to that one girl and she seemed pretty flirtatious, but she has a boyfriend. My Dick: Yeah, I almost got up for that. Anything else? +Bauer+: I'm tired, I think I am gonna call it a night. My Dick: Fuck that, its time to take one for the team. Just grab the phone, and I will do the typing.... Not literally you drunk asshole, just type my thoughts. (Text sent: I need a place to crash tonight, my place is too far) +Bauer+: Dude, we live a mile from here. Oh wait, we got two texts back. One said her couch is open and the other said she could use a snuggle partner. My Dick: We have a winner! +Bauer+: Eh, she is OK, but not really my type. Lets j

Conversation With An Angel
An Angel came to me this day to brush the falling tears away No words were spoke , what could we say For we knew they would come another day He painted a story touch by love I showed him one touch by pain He wrote words of faith I turned away He showed me life I showed him death In the end he drew for me the doves of peace I painted him the horrors of war That night the Angel cried and a part of me became cold inside Nixy

A Conversation Over A Bible Study Mumm
read from bottom to top ->☺...: thanks ill try Double N: u too! ->☺...: u didnt have to rerate me and u have a good night Double N: It's cool, I am gonna get offline now, I am tired. I'll rate you a 10 okay ->☺...: its ok, i know where ur commeing from even tho i dont have kids but i am an uncle and my neaghbor is a chruch going type of person and hosted a few bible study groups at her house Double N: it's ok, I'm sorry I called you an asshole and a scumbag. I just feel like these poor kids have no choice. ->☺...: sorry if i made it seem like i was attackin u, i wasnt tryin to attack u at all Double N: well it's there so I guess that will do ->☺...: well i know lot of people dont read bulletins, i try to read blogs i can say bout everyone else reading blogs Double N: believe it or not, I had it in bulletins, and blogs, yet no one looked at it. When it was a mumm, I had 200 views, I felt like I was doing something right. Oh well. They dele

Convience
This is something I did awhile back on myspace and thought I would bring over to FuBar abd see what people thought........... I unlock the door to the house and the only sound I hear is the echo of the screen door ..... the sound of emptiness and loneliness surrounds me... i know I am completely alone, no one to welcome me home and no one to talk to and tell them about my day or night.... I walk slowly to an empty room and pull out a full bottle of whiskey and put a CD of songs that I know I shouldn't be listening too, but it seems to fit the mood I am in.... After a few shots of whiskey that don't make me feel any better I walk back in to the empty room and pull out a box of brass beauties and a cold steel pearl handled peacemaker..... I have a few more shots of whiskey and listen to a few more songs and take 6 brass shells out of their box and load them into the Peacemaker.....I pull the hammer back and listen to the click...I sit there and think of the people of w

Conversation With My Ex R/l B/f Fireman185
mercilynn_1973: i just told her everything fireman7912: I HOPR YOU ARE FUCKING HAPPY NOW YOU FUCKING CUTE fireman7912: CUNT mercilynn_1973: i am mercilynn_1973: you fucking loser mercilynn_1973: go get daddy to bail you out mercilynn_1973: your the fucking asshoole that wanted me there you are the fucking loser that took everything away from me mercilynn_1973: fuck you mercilynn_1973: you dont know how to love fireman7912: NO YOU TOOK EVERY AWAY FROM YOUR SELF FOR LEVEING YOUR KIDS mercilynn_1973: yea what fucking ever mercilynn_1973: fuck you mercilynn_1973: you will get your shit back mercilynn_1973: send me mine mercilynn_1973: you lost one you care about fuck!!!! mercilynn_1973: you were cheating on me for a long fucking time i knew it i saw everything on your fucking computer you think im so fucking stupid mercilynn_1973: the way we used to make love then all of a suddon you want your room your this mercilynn_1973: as long as i paid your fucking bills and fed y

Conversation With G.o.o.d.
omg that is so wierd,,my husband was in recon , a really good friend of mine was a navy seal, both brothers in air force,,cousin flew air force and marine one and many missions ,another cousin in the army and countless friends are all in the military,,, but even if they werent omg my support would still be there,, to give ones life for a family member is one thing but omg. for a cmplete stranger? ultimate sacrifice. just kick ass awesome!!! === 'OPERATION~SUPPORT~OUR~ANGELS!!....SHOW-YOUR-SUPPORT-FOR-OUR-TROOPS_&_POLICE_&_EMS_&_FIREFIGHTERS!!' spewed forth the following at '2008-03-09 17:50:45'.. > > I could have sworn your screen name said supporting my marine? Maybe I was just supposed to know...ha ha. > === 'G.O.O.D.' spewed forth the following at '2008-03-09 17:46:08'.. > > > > thank you,, i have been one for 15 years , something i like to do ,,but the military, police and firemen omg now they are the ones who are kickass awesome... they go in where no one else will tread,,n

Convicted Child Molester On Fubar
THIS IS THOMAS I HOLLAND JR AKA TJ AKA SCOOBY HERE IS HIS FUBAR LINK ~~~DJ Scooby Doo ~~Owner of The RGS~~Back home in NY~~~@ fubar AND HERE IS THE LINK TO THE PROOF THAT HE IS A CONVICTED CHILD MOLESTER http://criminaljustice.state.ny.us/cgi/internet/nsor/fortecgi?serviceName=WebNSOR&templateName=detail.htm&requestingHandler=WebNSORDetailHandler&ID=424823423 LETS GET HIM OFF THE SITE PEOPLE!!!

Conversations With Jenn
Jenn: Have I ever told you that you're the bestest? Cheryl: Yes I'm sure, but I love hearing it! Jenn: You're too cute! *** Cheryl: Ya know... Cheryl: I don't know if these $1 pizzas are really that good, or if I was just that hungry. Jenn: I don't know either but I hope its the first one. Cheryl: Me too! I would totally buy more! *** Cheryl: I don't know why I'm such a good mood right now. Jenn: Because you're not hungry anymore. Cheryl: Yeah... probably. *** Hehe, it is a bit sad that cheap ass frozen pizzas and grapes (which are already half gone) was all it took to really cheer me up. Oh and also- Some one at work (I can't remember who it was today): Cheryl, you're awesome. Cheryl: Yeah, I know.

Conversation
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger's. The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about? "Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?" "OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?" The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea," To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"

Conversation Piece - Savatage
I haven't thought about you for awhile It seemed so far away I keep your picture hidden in a file Of favorite one act plays Like pieces of myself Cut off in desperation As offerings to thee I keep them on a shelf They're good for conversation Over a cup of tea, yeah, cup of tea I put it all down in a letter once A letter I don't send It made me feel much better at the time I thought it'd help me mend The pieces of myself Cut off in desperation As offerings to thee, yeah I keep them on a shelf They're good for conversation Over a cup of tea, yeah, cup of tea

Conversations. 1
I wish you could feel. Like a real girl. Or that you were into me. And my crappy ranting prose. I wish you were here, I think we'd be having a blast. Running from cops, hopping borders, chewing on infadels. I guess I'm waiting for something exciting. Like a horde of rampaging bears on unicycles. And maybe, I think you've got that energy behind those eyes, and that smirk that requires no reservations. I guess, maybe deep down, I'm hoping you're as genuine as me. Are you a liar? Are you a user? Do I care? I guess this grin devouring my face is my answer. Maybe I'm just curious... hoping to prove myself. Hoping for the chance. Because, I dunno, maybe deep down, I think I'm the best, and if not the best, I'm better than what you've had thrown in your face. I'll put on my happi, and we'll take the train to the distant promise of sunset. Half my life... left in obscurity, a small smile on the side of the road. I wouldn't mind. Maybe this trip is exactly what my

A Conversation I Had Today...
I had a conversation today that went a little something like this... "what's your problem?" Me: YOU! Why? What the hell is your problem? "YOU!" It's great when we can all just get along isn't it? Yeah, it's pretty much a usual thing come sunday thru wednesday around my house. Sucks, but such is life... I worked it out lifting and doing the treadmill today. I'm all about exercise, I really love it but the thing is about five years ago I became absolutely obsessed with it. I worked out at least 2 hours or more everyday and if I so much skiped a day I would get pissed off at myself. It was rediculous really how much effort I put into myself then, and what did I get for it? An injured wrist and a husband who could give a fuck. So I quit. Completely. I felt like I never got anything out of it except losing weight and critisism. My sister always said "gawd adelle u look anorexic" and the one person I wanted to say something never did. So here I am five yea

Convo
->Ick-R-Us: that's a good quote... i like that much Ick-R-Us: -or write one. I hear that. I learned late in life, that the nail that sticks out gets pounded down. ->Ick-R-Us: a teacher and a counselor who have nothing better to do than to prescribe meds for kids who can't sit still or focus on just one thing at a time. you would be amazed at how many mentors will get upset if you do all your school work in class and still have time to read a book or two Ick-R-Us: What determines social IQ? I don't remember that test. ->Ick-R-Us: or by lack of social IQ Ick-R-Us: and it means welderman Ick-R-Us: I'm starting to think genius is mostly arbitrarily determined by genetics and head trauma. ->Ick-R-Us: nearly none of the necessities are necessarily normal, nor are the number by which nimbic genious is achieved Ick-R-Us: How can we be sure of such a statement? What qualifications and pedigrees do I have available to prove the contrary of my impudence? ->Ick-R-Us: insolence. impudence

Convenience : Freedom From Discomfort
It seems humans have been taking this word to heart. Early this week I was in the hospital and it was like I was inconveniencing a person to do their job right. A friend of mine and i was stared at like we are uneducated. We stood our ground and in the end we were right and was validated as so. There are people who want a relationship be it friends or other but only when it’s convenient. Again I hope when they need help or a hand it will be at a convenient time. This word convenience has upset me greatly in the past 2 days. I find it unacceptable when people apply this word to friendships or their work. Friendships are anything but convenient and hospitals kill 1-200 though medical mistakes and after this week I’m shocked it isn’t higher. I am curious what the mortality rates of friendships/relationships are because of “freedom from discomfort.”

Conversation With My Hubby
buck2007: I have good news - very good news Rosemary Goddard: hit me buck2007: a doctor in France has released a study that proves people that belch and fart openly and frequently are more likely to live longer and less likely to develop cancer. buck2007: we're gona live forever, baby! Rosemary Goddard: omg Rosemary Goddard: are you serious. that's the good news? buck2007: yeah! lol

Convo
PHILLIP...: oops, nm, you said YOU ARE ->PHILLIP...: I know, my 300 lb frame can hardly support my400 lb head PHILLIP...: WELL UR FUCKING UGLY NO ROOM TO TALK ->PHILLIP...: you are just a mess, arent ya PHILLIP...: ATUALLY 2KIDS SAME GUY DUA ->PHILLIP...: i bet he wasn't an English teacher, btw ->PHILLIP...: how sad: got knocked up by a second guy that stuck it in? nope, cant say the same about me; no kids, 26 PHILLIP...: YA WELLI SLEPT WIT2 GUYS AND IM 23 BET U CANT SAY THE SAME UA ->PHILLIP...: shouldve kept those legs closed PHILLIP...: YA WHAT EVA ->PHILLIP...: heartbroken ->PHILLIP...: aww PHILLIP...: FUCK U B****

Conversations With Matt
This man is a Provert! THE FU-KING FREAK OF FUBAR owned by my left hand@ fubar Angi: Did you upload that picture yet? Matt: No, I have one hand on the phone. Angi: What the hell does that matter for? Matt: Angi, when I'm talking to you I have one hand on my phone and the other on my penis. Angi: GROSS! Matt: HAHAHAHAHA

Convicted Killer Has A Myspace Page
Killer's MySpace: 'I'm pretty harmless' DENVER, May 19 (UPI) -- A convicted killer who may receive the death penalty in Colorado has a MySpace page where he describes himself as "pretty harmless." Sir Mario Owens, 23, is serving a life sentence for a 2004 murder and may face the death penalty after he was convicted of killing Javad Marshall-Fields and his girlfriend, Vivian Wolfe, in 2005, KMGH-TV, Denver, reported Monday. Prosecutors are seeking the death penalty for the slayings of Marshall-Fields and Wolfe. Owens' MySpace page is maintained by his cousin, because Colorado prisons do not allow prisoners to access the internet, KMGH-TV reported. "I was recently caught up in some b/s, so ya boy on lockdown in Canon City, Colorado," Owens wrote on his page's "About Me" section. "I don't get to the computer much, so I'll have my cousin update me on this myspace joint when I'm not able to get to it. I'm really just here to find new friends. I have a lot of time on my hands

Convenience-man
Kiss-ass, me and mine You can't make me your convenience-man Kiss-ass, well, not I You can't break me as convenient, man All I say, it's all right, that's o.k. This bitch is full of fleas Say, you're right, left in short apologies Are you forgiving me I can't be a convenient person I'm sorry It was bad of me You're pathetic

Convince Yourself
Friday, June 6, 2008 Convince yourself The most challenging part of any achievement is continually convincing yourself to keep working on it. When you are truly convinced to do it, you will take the necessary actions to make it happen. Give yourself a compelling reason to achieve, stay connected to that reason, and you will indeed achieve. You can be magnificently effective when you choose to be. If there are things you must know, you can learn them. If there are resources you must have, you can locate them. Convince yourself to achieve, and you will find a way. Life unfolds in accordance with your most powerful and meaningful commitments. It is helpful to be able to persuade others, yet the most important person you must convince is you. Unless you sincerely convince yourself, no amount of persuasion of other people will be able to move you forward. Convince yourself that what you are doing is right and worthwhile. Then delight in the fulfilling journey of making

Convoy Updated As Of 10 Jun 08
Convoy - C.W.McCall Breaker 1-9 This here's the Rubber Duck We've got us a CONVOY Want to join the CONVOY? Just fan, rate and add all of the drivers, then send me a private message letting me know that you want to join. In return, you must fan, rate and add any new drivers. Put "I want to join the convoy" in your friend request. If you are already friends with someone, please leave a comment on their profile letting them know that you are joining the convoy. Adding Convoy Driver to your name is optional The Leader In my dreams...or yours? ~~Leader of the CONVOY ~*~ Pilot of Fantasy Flight ~*~ Shadow Leveler ~*~@ fubar The Drivers Angel Girl - 2nd Alarm Hottie!!! & Fantasy Flight Co-Pilot@ fubar Irishman1977***Security @ Club RUSH***@ fubar ~Wenchie~Protected by the Angelic Enigma...Fu~Sis to SexGoddessMel...Co~Pilot of the Fantasy Flight.@ fubar CHIPPER ~ Cap'n Cutthroat ~ Supergirl ~ Dylon's Diva ~ Lollipop Gurls Club ~ Ridin Dirty ~

Conviction
Wednesday, June 25, 2008 Conviction Commitment depends upon conviction. And conviction is something you can create from what you already have. Within you there is a powerful and undeniable sense of purpose. Conviction comes from making a solid and persistent connection to that unique purpose. When your intentions are supported by a strong enough reason why, you will find a way to bring them to life. Getting anything done is a matter of continuing to remember why you have chosen to do it. It's no secret that focused and persistent effort brings achievement. With a strong sense of conviction, you can keep that effort going for as long as the achievement requires. Harness the power that flows from your most authentic desires. Build your convictions based on who you truly are. When your actions resonate with those convictions, they produce profound and valuable results. Each moment you live with purpose is a moment that adds real richness to your world. -- Ralph Ma

Conversations
Today i came home exhausted from boredom. see i had to wait at Paint and body shop while my wife haggled out the task of getting our rental car this morning. So while waiting , I was watching Wimbledon and basically getting aggravted at the wait. By the time my wife came i was sleppy and tired. So when we finally got home after a couple of stops at stores. I laid down on couch and just went out. Boy, am i glad I did. I had this incredible dream where i was talking with my sister. It was just like we always did driving and talking and laughing. I cant remember the conversation but I do remeber the feeling of love i felt. When i woke up it seeemed so real like it actually happened. What ever doesnt matter to me. The fact that i had this was my gift for today. It was like being given one last chance to just enjoy my sister and the one on one time we used to spend together. Its amazing though, even though i cant remember the conversation, i can still see her smile and hear her lau

Conversation W My Son...
i had a coversation with my son very recently... haveing a long and bumpy history...sometimes words can never even begin to express all those missed conversations... and as HE said to ME... MOM... LETS NOT EVEN GO THERE, CUZ ALL THATS MATTERS IS THAT I LOVE YOU AND ALWAYS HAVE... i told him many years ago...all he or i ever have to do is close our eyes and he feels me as i him... sometimes all that matters is that hold around our hearts... MY HEART BEATS STRONGER NOW... and i and so greatful!!!

Convo With What I Thought A Friend!!! (read From Bottom Up)
ok guys and gals, u know how shout boxes work, start from the bottom then read up and let me know what u think!! ------------------------------------------------- ->Jimmy B: i am not jealous of no one on here she is my wife so it is my bussiness don't worry i wouldn't come to your page anyways be a man and grow up ->Jimmy B: i said i don't want it, give it to someone who gives a flyin flip Jimmy B: stay the fuck out my business you jealous insecure possessive mother fucker Jimmy B: LISTEN HERE YOU SON OF A BITCH......... I FUCKING TOLD HER SHE WOULD GET IT........ AND SHE WILL....... YOU CAN STAY THE FUCK OFF MY PAGE ->Jimmy B: well, he says pay but i don't want a damn thing, i'm gone ->Jimmy B: you owe her for the contest and you come to her and said you was going to make it up to her because you couldn't get her vip because she had and when it ran out you couldn't afford to pay up and a year later you come to her and tell her you was going to get her straight so now wh

Conventional
Closing in on 4 months Addict name Carlton. I am today’s entertainment and you have the pleasure of viewing someone who been somewhere to discover he actually wasn't anywhere, but was steady focusing on going nowhere, till all of a sudden something amazing happen. The running I was doing later slowed to a 12-step process. One where learning to change direction passing some of the same people I was moving with in the beginning didn’t affect his process as much as he put emphasis on, when he passed them going in the other direction. Here is a man, who thought he was the human-net, just like the Internet, he thought he was the answer, move over Iverson. No more talking and not trying to listen or heard and never hear anything. Today’s lesson and it is not just for today to take for grant, but to take advantage of, take that chore boy out your ears and put it in your mouth. For those of you who need me to write for you to manifest or write slower it simply mean, the reason for having tw

Conversation With God.
Me: Hello.. God? God: Hello my child. What is your name? GOD rules. Me: My name is Manfred. God: Welcome to my chat room, Manfred. Me: What is your name? God: My name is God. Me: I thought your name was Yahweh. God: Whatever gave you that idea? Me: It wasn't my idea. God: What was your idea? Me: I have many God: That's nice. I have 99999999999 bytes of RAM. Me: So you really are a computer? God: Interesting deduction. Really? What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer? Me: I would still believe that you're really a computer God: What would make you believe that I am really a computer? Me: It makes sense. God: In what way? Me: It's more logical. God: Are you sure it is? Me: Yes. God: What makes you so sure? Me: I'm smart like that. God: Brains are the best part of the human body. Me: If you say so. God: I say so. Me: Because you're God? God: That makes sense to me. Yup. That's me alright. Me: God doesn't exist. G

Convo Between The Genius Who Replaced Me N My Ex
im2gr82b4gotten (12/29/2008 5:37:46 PM): hello? heather ritter (12/29/2008 5:37:53 PM): heyhow are you im2gr82b4gotten (12/29/2008 5:38:20 PM): wow...nice pic! heather ritter (12/29/2008 5:38:35 PM): thnk you im2gr82b4gotten (12/29/2008 5:38:42 PM): anytime heather ritter (12/29/2008 5:38:56 PM): ya i know im2gr82b4gotten (12/29/2008 5:39:22 PM): what ya wanna talk about? heather ritter (12/29/2008 5:39:42 PM): jsut talk if that cool with you im2gr82b4gotten (12/29/2008 5:39:55 PM): yeah.....tell me something heather ritter (12/29/2008 5:40:18 PM): what that im2gr82b4gotten (12/29/2008 5:40:29 PM): tell me anything about you heather ritter (12/29/2008 5:40:50 PM): wel i am a morther i ahve 2 kids im2gr82b4gotten (12/29/2008 5:40:55 PM): ok heather ritter (12/29/2008 5:41:04 PM): ya heather ritter (12/29/2008 5:41:19 PM): do u go to pannyan a lo t im2gr82b4gotten (12/29/2008 5:41:28 PM): not really.....why? heather ritter (12/29/2008 5:41:51 PM): my so cllaed fath

Convention Basket
Convention Basket Finished size 5" high x 8" wide x 10" long Base measurements 3 1/2" wide x 6" long Self Made handle: from side to side across top of basket (after lapping ends of handle) length 12" Materials: thick 1/4" flat reed: 16 crosswise spokes - 17" , 10 lengthwise spokes - 20" , 2 for handle - 40" 3/16 " flat oval (weavers for entire basket) 3/8" flat oval 2 for handle support - 15" 3/8" flat oval 2 for bands - 30" #4 round reed 1 for band filler - 27" Medium chair caning for lacing top of basket #2 round reed for twining last rows of basket Weaving Base: Mark center of all spokes and handle spokes on rough side. Wet good. Lay 2 handle spokes vertically on table in front of you forming one 1/2" spoke. Continue combining two 1/4" to make one spoke. You will have 4 crosswise spokes on each side of the handle with 1/4" space between, and you will have 5 lengthwise spokes. Now place your first lengthwise spoke under handle spoke matching centers. W

Convicted
BEFORE YOU READ ANY FARTHER, KNOW THAT THIS IS NOT A PLEA FOR ATTENTION, THIS IS THE INTERNET, A VAST SPACE FILLED WITH PEOPLE THAT WILL PROBABLY NEVER MEET ME SO WHY NOT RANT AND EXPLAIN TO PEOPLE THAT WILL NEVER MEET ME AND JUDGE ME TO MY FACE? IF YOU WANT TO BE JUDGMENTAL, JUST LEAVE NOW. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT... I HAVE HEARD IT ENOUGH "JESUS CHRIST YOU CRY BABY, TAKE IT TO SOMEONE ELSE." WELL I'LL DO WHAT I WANT, AND I BELIEVE THAT AT LEAST SOME OF YOU ON MY FRIENDS PAGE GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ME AND WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IN MY LIFE. THANKS, SIC So a while back, as I sat in a shit ass jail cell, I wrote a poem, that poem eventually turned into a song that seemed to be the theme song for my life at the time.. Why I was in jail doesn't matter, thats in the past and it is no longer one of the demons that haunts me... However one of the reasons I wrote that poem is still a very big problem... Not just for me but for alot of people... I was a coke fiend. I can admit that

Convert Cd Music Files (cda Format) To Mp-3 Format
CONVERT CD MUSIC FILES (CDA format ) TO MP-3. 1. Kevin told me a few days ago that the files had to be MP-3 or they would not play. I verified that CDA files would not play after internet transfer. Would WMA files play after internet email? I don't know. 2. He told me I could convert to MP-3 via Windows Media Player, but I found out that on my computer at least it required getting a license to their Player PLUS! However, when I attempted to download and purchase that, there was some errror so that did not work. 3. So I ended up using Record Now and iTunes mostly. Record Now has it available for Windows Vista, but I have Windows XP Home Edition with SP2. However, help from them found out that iTunes could do it and also how to use iTunes to do it. Record Now was on my computer already and installation of free iTunes also there. 4. I installed iTunes and also downloaded installed latest version. 5. This is when things got tricky.

Convience
Just thinkin to myself if i should even be tryin to get attention of ppl on here or anywhere for that matter, sayin wassup or how u been just don't seem to cut it anymore. And as far as here goes I'm not so sure, I mean it should be no contest to not even bother when the person u wanna be friends with has 3, 4 thousand friends that may or may not even keep up with. Can't even take a minute or two to say hello and actually mean it. Almost like ur just a convenience friend whenever the ones they rather talk to aren't around to talk to. Personally I'm not wit it nor do i think i should have to go hunt down ppl to talk to. Puttin flashy comments eveytime just to maintain their attention. I mean personally if i gota buy ur attention then ur no friend, let alone a decent person.

Conversation In A Bar
It's been a few years since I've stopped somewhere long enough, to consider it, and take up residence. You may think that it's lonely, or perhaps adventureous to live this way; following wherever the road takes me. It isn't, really. Adventuresome. Excitement wasn't what drove me to this wanderin'. If I wanted excitement, I would have stayed in the place of my birth. It's safer on the road. No sober person turns against you, challenges you, if it's clear your just passin' thru. My kind is not reflected on well, not in this world. Suspicion has leached it's way into the soul of society; suspicion against any free thinkin' individual who is not "normal"; not "human". So, now you ask of lonliness. Why should you care? You have your home to return to, your family & friends to distract you...your a "respectable" person. No one out there to accuse you of bein' of "diminished character"...void of the idea of in-compassion. Should you even possess a fraction of these qualties, no one w

Conversation With Sasquatch Will Bring You This.
I had a conversation with him a few days ago in my shout box. He'd had his status to something about Ruby being a bitch. I knew exactly what he was talking about and sent him a shout about that particular cartoon. He's a basic summary since I didn't copy the whole thing to add the the "Shout Box" blog. 1. Ruby is, in fact, a bitch. They never do anything that Max wants to do. 2. Where are Max & Ruby's parents? If by some act of god someone out there knows, tell us. Until then we are believing that, since Ruby is a bitch, she killed them. Then we started talking about another cartoon. 'Little Bear', to be exact. There isn't really anything wrong with that cartoon...but why in the hell don't they dress Little Bear in clothes? The parents AND Grandparents wear clothes. In the Winter when everyone is outside, Mother and Father bear have on full attire and poor Little Bear is lucky to have on a scarf. I know it's stupid to think about things like that, but really. What else is an ad

Converting Mormons
so lets imagine for a moment, that your sitting on the couch with some sexy girl on her knees in front of you. the windows open, blinds up. theres a knock at the door. the girl gets up and looks through the peep hole starts laughing, and calls you over. you look through the peep hole. what do you see? two mormons going door to door to discuss the demorilization of our youth... as you turn back around, she pressess you against the door, drops back down, and continues where she left off. and then you hear one of the people playing there own version of games upstairs, yell out the window to the mormons, "we arent home". doh! be sure to comment

100 Convictions In 2007(pervs Beware!)
100 convictions in 2007... already!With the posting of the Michael Seibert conviction on August 18th, we have posted 100 convictions so far already in 2007. In 230 days so far this year, we've posted the results of 100 convictions/sentencings. That is a conviction result every 2.3 days on average.In 2006, we had 81 convictions for the year. We were very happy with that number. To have our evidence result in 100 convictions for 2007 by... August... is simply unbelievably cool. In the last twelve months, if you go back to August 18th, 2006... we've posted 148 convictions/sentencings. On average, well over ten a month.When we started in the summer of 2003, we thought we might get an arrest... maybe. People who didn't like what we were trying to do said we'd never get an arrest, NEVER get a conviction! Now, we're breaking triple digits in far less than a years time. The best part? We still have roughly four and a half months left in the year. These results are grassroots, volunteer-driven

Conversation With A Fool On Fubar
unknownapx: ya now fuck ur self........ Ur wife is getting fucked........ ->unknownapx: what nothing to say? what you thought maybe my wife would hide it from me? can't read english? what is it? live to close to pakistan and can't tell a cow from a camel? well neither can most of you dot heads. unknownapx: Go to hell Have I talked wid u???? U r just stranger..... I m gonna fuck ur wife....... ->unknownapx: Hey ya lil turban wearin pig fucker, My Name is Lazarus I am Seven blackthornes Real Life husband and I do not appreciate you telling my WIFE that you want to fuck her.

Convo Between Me And Two Others
I really hate it when others start shit with me, that doesnt even involve them, nosey bitches, no offence or anything but yeah thats pretty much of what you are.. plus someone doing someone elses work for them also called kissing someone elses ass because of whatever that person did, when it IS in the wrong. this is what you dont do to me, because i dont do it to someone else.This is your brain, this is your brain on drugs, This is what NOT to do with Millie, assuming shit from her, you wont like the outcome, and then kissing someone elses ass by doing of what the person that has done wrong needs to do for THEMSELVES! i tend to do these rantings about the wrongness of others. how would you like it if someone IMs or SB you about something like this?! would you feel the way i do and do something similar... or... do it an another way? well me, i dont care either way, i just hope that these people tend to do it the RIGHT way and NOT the WRONG way. (Two Wrongs Dont Make A Right).. anywho tr

Convo Between Me And An "old" Friend
Okay This is within Trillian, trillian is an Instent Messenger Servous that allows afew other Messenger servers to be all in one area, the one i have is for YIM, MSN, AOL, and ICQ. i used to have icq but had to delete it, i dont have aol, but i do have MSN and YIM. the reason for me to get trillian is because of my MSN fuxing up. And thats why i have it, no idea why im explaing why maybe cuz of the Time stamps. LMAO, but anywho. They guy that im talking to is an "old" friend, thats not really a friend anymore cuz of his abusiveness of how others are different in their own lifestyles, and no this isnt the first time this type of convo happened this confo happened May 6, 2009 around 10-11am (check time stamp, its in millitary time i think). This convo is the 2nd convo with him about how i should live my life, as you can see im stubbern, LMAO! [09:19] guardianengel4ever: haveu learned anything bout the way the world works yet or not[09:19] *** Auto-response sent to guardianengel4ever: I

Conversion (part 1)
I feel his heart beat in my head, his pulse in my veins. I can smell his fear….This is what brings me out at night. This is what I am now -- the eternal predator amongst innumerable sheep. I think back a moment to how it all began, and smile to myself.My nostrils flare as I scent my prey for this evening. My senses are alive, my own pulse quick, as I stalk another meal. His gait quickens as he traverses a pitch-black area of sidewalk, the perfect spot for my ambush.The exact moment I have been anticipating for the last hour arrives, as I make the switch from stalker to predator. Faster than can be seen, I pounce, hidden by the darkness. His hair is now in my grip, his neck snaps, and he collapses in my arms, a succulent and rather attractive meal for me. A shame, really, this one would have been fun to play with for a while. Tall, handsome, and now mostly dead as my fangs pierce his skin and I begin to feed.His wide-eyed look of total panic changes to a half-lidded smile as the

Conversion (part 2)
Vanessa:I wake to dim light and the rattle of chains.It takes a moment for me to realize that the chains are attached to my own wrists; apparently, I have been restrained to Michael's wall with my arms above my head. I’m still in the outfit I had on when I killed my husband -- short skirt, stockings, and heels.“You’re finally awake,” Michael says from a few feet away. “It’s been several hours.” He is wearing a pair of loose fitting tie-wasted pants and little else; his bare chest is hairless and incredibly muscular, as are his arms and shoulders. Now I’m awake.“Why am I chained to a wall?” I ask, more sarcastically than I’d hoped.“You’ll see soon enough,” he says. “When your first blood-lust hits you tonight, you’ll be… rather difficult to control. So I restrained you first.” He explains further to me that the first night after a change like mine is typically the worst night I&r

Conversation
Conversation I have with someone that works under Dr. Rosebloom is if I am having these symptoms why don't I call 911. It should be very obvious with a possibility of a Autoimmune disease, Lupus, or Hemophiliac I can't just call 911 and end up at any hospital because they could unknown to them kill me. Jo Ann came up with it and I fully agree with her. The receptioniast at Dr. Rosenblooms office was taken back by that fact. It was a prudent decision on my part to avoid surgery on 2/23 at Our Lady of Lourdes Hospital because they unknown to them could of have killed me. I hope Mark caught it with out the Title Insurance there is a Civil Suit and a possible criminal charges. With it, it is up to me to keep silent because I am often very vocal about different issues and perhaps too loud at times. People think, that arrogant and loud mouth fool while others know the silence is genuine. Such is life. Because of blunders of others I often knowing better have to look away. Norio

A Conversation With An Ex...
I've often wondered why I have such difficulty interacting with others on a personal level. This conversation is likely the most important reason: Tiffany I am really sorry I couldnt make it out there. 11:28pm Arthur you probably wouldn't have enjoyed it much 11:28pm Tiffany It mu=ight have been a bad idea anyway. for both of our emotiona states. 11:28pm Arthur i don't go anywhere except on rides 11:28pm Tiffany l^ on rides? 11:28pm Arthur bike 11:28pm Tiffany oh duh. bike. 11:29pm Arthur my emotional state, btw, is nil or nihil... both work 11:30pm Tiffany Ugh. I wish you were happier. 11:30pm Arthur i'm waiting to go to san diego. work soon 11:30pm Tiffany Ooh! That is a good start. 11:30pm Arthur happier was back in the first week of april, tiff 11:31pm Arthur happier was before i found out (again) that my being in love with someone scares that person. sorry, but that's the way of it brb 11:34pm Arthur and back

A Conversation Of Gods
Somewhere in a lush valley a lone figure lays admiring wild flowers in a green fields of grass. He is a striking man of six foot with flowing black hair. His olive skin is smooth and clean shaven, his dark eyes shine bright with amusement as he watches tiny insects crawl and explore the flowers in front of him. He stands to stretch his legs and takes a deep breath of clean crisp air. A soft breeze ruffles gently his white shirt and dusts off his jeans. On his feet are fading scuffed brown boots showing the miles of wandering the world. Here this lone man looks content and happy. He turns to the west away from the early day sun. In the distance he can see another man walking toward him from the plains below. The man below is walking along running his hands through the long grass of the fields allowing the grass to gently caress his fingertips. This man is tall as well with long dirty blonde hair. He is wearing square rimmed sunglasses hiding his eyes as blue as cool creek water. His bla

Conversation
The conversation with Miss. C lasted over an hour and she comes out with I don't like the police. I'll clarify something right now. I'm all into Law Enforcement. Problem I had with the police was not them. Someone way up must of said hassle em. The way up would have had to have way too much money and the political link. Beyond that I'm not saying any more. Nothing further needs to be said except leave the past where it belongs, in the past. I like The Police and Law Enforcement at all levels. As I like all Emergency workers and the sacrifce they have and are making. Including those at every Hospital and Institutions. On the news early this morning I saw what took place. A travesty with proportion of unknown. You have their loved ones. God be with them all. Norio

Convinceable
sitting here in stolen skin I can't believe I let you win no one believes me, nor do they care to them it was like you were never there. I'm old enough, strong and wise so how could I fall for your lies. I thought you were a friend so I reached out and tried to lend a hand. You

Conversation With One Of My Best Friends About Who I Thought Was My Bff
warmthoughtsofyou04: So...something's kinda bothering meBrian Deck: whats wrong?warmthoughtsofyou04: Whenever teh Kelleh goes anywhere with that whore Danielle who tried to get with Mike...she lets EVERYONE know it...she announces it on facebook "going here with the bestie" "going there with the bestie" blah blah blah...and they hang out like 4x a week...she invited me to go to the Zoo last week on Tuesday...I was so happy she finally invited me to do something. Any of the status updates she made, she made NO mention of being there with me...and then later she goes "Well Danielle went back to working days"...so I'm like WTF dudewarmthoughtsofyou04: She only invited me b/c she wanted to go to the zoo and didn't want to go by herself and Danielle wasn't available?Brian Deck: so shes including you but not once mentioning you and giving teh full attention to Danielle?warmthoughtsofyou04: No Danielle wasn't there when we wentwarmthoughtsofyou04: But she made like 5 status updates while we w

Conversation With A Guy From Adult Friend Finder
So to introduce this conversation, I need to explain the story. Back about 3 years ago I put a profile up on AFF so I could find partners to make amateur videos with for my website. When I stopped working for the company, I put the profile on there on "standby" so it wasn't viewable and ppl couldn't contact me. After I moved back to Michigan, I realized that I was missing a few pics that were on my demolished (during the move) laptop. So I went onto AFF to get the pics and it said I had to re-establish my profile to see the pics. So I did, and never shut if off... didn't care to. So after a while I went on there just for curiosity and I had a few emails from guys who seemed to have a little personality substance... this is my convo with one, and tell me if it makes any sense! Btw, he lives about 2 hours from me Mike: Hey there, you seem to be pretty interesting and I like how straight forward your profile is, if

A Convo With The Little Girl Inside Of Me
Why is opening up to someone you are interested in, like pushing your very owen self distract button? You start to doubt youself and expect them to suddenly read your mind just because you shared the most intermit side of yourself with them. Men should understand, that when a woman opens up to you about her deepest and darkest secrets, for her that is better than sex. She may start acting distant to try and protect herself and in thoses moment's you will just see her worse characteristics come out but just remember, you only have to put up with that for minute, in oreder to get the best of her for as long as the relationship last. That, then does not mean that women should expect the man to read their mind or become their saver. You have to know you before you can expect someone else to know you. You only get what you put in, in this life. Expect notthing but greatness and you will get notthing less in return.

Conversation
I try to pay attention to what is being said by someone and if I do not fully understand, I ask for more details. Just because I want to understand fully what is being said, some people just take a bite here and there and sware they got the whole story. Wrong is what I say. All I have to do is listen to what another repeats back to me when the conversation involves me. Example is when I ask my sister what are you doing because of sounds I am hearing on the phone and she tells me she has to raise the volume up on her phone which is in her pocket. I ask where are you because you sound like your in a kennel. She says outside and I say the dog is your neighbors far away giving the effect like a kennel. I'm a part of a conversation and I want to fully understand instead of just guessing. Some go that distance and others fail to do so due to life or their desire is different than mine. My desire is the truth. I will not blindly place my faith or belief because of an outside force tells me

Conviction (chris Daughtry)
Open up the book you beat me with again Read it off one sentence at a time I'm tired of all the lines, convictions, and your lies What right do you have to point at me? Well I'm sitting alone thinking about it all over coffee Still crowding my space are the things that you still hold against me You cannot save me I cannot fill the void with what you're shoving on me If you don't know the truth, how can you say you know me? If all this is wrong, I'll find out on my own So don't kill me inside, I'm trying to live! Trying to live How is this helping me? When I'm trying to live, when I'm trying to live Read it all, no need for seperating here You see what you want and try to justify All your little lines, convictions, and your lies What right do you have to point at me? Well I'm sitting alone thinking about it all over coffee Still crowding my space are the things that you still hold against me You cannot save me. No! I cannot fill the void with what you're shoving on me If you don't know

A Convo With Cannibal
I thought this was funny: To FangBangin...: Oh, Falkor isn't really oddball - he's just the absolutely perfect personality for a ferret - to a degree that it's an anomaly To FangBangin...: well, he's an oddball - but that's ferret behavior FangBangin...: animals adapt to their family your animal is a direct reflection of you To FangBangin...: crap FangBangin...: that is a good thing To FangBangin...: so, i'm goofy, insane, and I run funny? FangBangin...: lmao..do you? To FangBangin...: I don't think I run funny

Conversation I Had With A Friend Of Mine.
Me: Hi Friend: Hey whats up? Me: not much just waiting for so-n-so to come over Friend: What you two going to do Me: Just relax at the pool Friend: Lucky you; I am going to a funeral oops I mean wedding shortly Friend: ok reason why I called and I am currious along with a few of your other friends Me: Ok what is on your mind? Friend: Why wont you date any of us? Friend: You know we all have crushes on you and we don't hide the fact we think your hot. Me: yea I know but I just don't like to cross that best friend line Me: Trust me I thought about it lots of times with a few friend who I wouldnt mind dating. Friend: really who? Me: Oh yea like I am going to say. Friend: I didn't think you would but it was worth a try Friend: Anyway have to get ready. Will talk to you tonight or tomorrow Me: Have fun! Friend: Yea right! me: Bye Her: Bye:

Conversation With A Porn Star
Following is a shout box chat with the following "porn star" (http://fubar.com/3520932) roykhan: You r a cutie pie... (At this point he hasn't even viewed my profile) To roykhan: ok roykhan: okay i am a porn star will you wanna talk ? To roykhan: You're a porn star? roykhan: yeah i am a porn star To roykhan: I see. So what's your porn name? roykhan: trust me .. i wont reveal that ... but i am a porn star .... and i am not like others ... i do have my own place... i must say that i do respect ladies (So, most porn stars don't have their own place? Do they live in mom's basement? Is there a porn star hotel they all hang at?) To roykhan: Uh huh. Well, hate to say but I don't believe you. You're telling me I'm a cutie pie yet you didn't view any of my pictures. roykhan: well i have just seen your two pics... with salues ... ... and other than that i really didnt visit.... (Two rates now appear on my salute pics) To roykhan: Uh huh roykhan: well wht ever .... but i wont

A Conversation Between 2 Stoners...
My brother - #1 Me- #2 a conversation from 2 stoners...1.Call me when you get to work tomorrow to remind me.2. ok1. got it?2. alright1. alright2. ok1. call me tomorrow, k?2. alright1. alight.2. later1. bye

Conversations With My Nephew
I babysit my 15 month old nephew during the week. Yesterday I'm changing his diaper, I get his old one off and he decides he's done and starts trying to crawl away, fighting me and giggling, rolling over. I fought back, laughing at him the whole time and finally raised my voice and said, "Look, your dada's going to be home soon and ONE of us HAS to have pants on or this is going to look sick!" So he rolled over and let me finish getting him dressed. True Story.

[converse About Meat]
Actually this has nothing to do with meat.K.Still all wonked out on the sleep thing.Gonna get another cup of coffee here in a minute.Picked up some creamer because the coffee I bought is... dreadful.Part of a quest came to an end last night.I finally found someone that had video of the assault colors from Gundam Crossfire for his Gundam.So... I don't have to take a picture of my own TV, or hack a screencap or vid cap mod, or ... leave the game open while I photoedit the damn thing.Here. Oddly enough the beam saber handles do appear to be white on this version of the Gundam.I'm probably gonna change that.Dunno if I'll go with the gunmetal or unbrushed titanium (that's the khaki/yellow)Sleep is stupid.I probably owe you people some non-gundam posts and thoughs.I probably owe myself that.God I think about robots a lot.Recently I posed myself the question do I like girls or robots more?... I honestly haven't worked that one out yet.Robotic girls make a better fuck than girly rob

Conversation With My Son Noah... Truly And Honestly Priceless!!!
So, in having a conversation with my son Noah I asked if Nicholas had a girlfriend, he said, "No!" I asked if Nathan had a girlfriend, he said, "No!" Naturally I ask, "Do you have a girlfriend? He said, "Yes!" I said, "You do, what's her name?" He whispers, "Shelby". I said, "What does she look like?" He replies, "She has brown hair... No, I'm not talking about her!" Nicholas throws into the conversation, "Noah, you're talking about Hannah." Noah, say's, "No I'm not." Then asks, "Mom, am I talking about Hannah?" I reply, "No, and I'm not telling anyone who you are talking about." Noah says, "Mom, Nicholas likes Hannah, but she moved away." Next, the two are arguing, and Noah, yells, "Nick, no girls really matter unless they are family anyway!" I said, "Right on Noah!!!" That's it, its all about family! Proud of my 9 yr old ;)

Conversation With My 8 Year Old Son
I do not remember how the conversation came up but this is the conversation that went on during the drive to Blockbuster last night... Son: I did not kiss a girl Daughter: What about Macy Son: Nooooo Mom: What about Bethany Son: I do not like her Mom: what about Olivia Son: I do not want to kiss her Daughter: why not Son: She is black Mom: So? Son: she will taste different I cried from laughing so hard... Fucking kids...u have to love them...

Conversation Is A Lost Art
I have been a member of fubar for about one year now and it is a site with a lot of activity. But the main reason I joined is because I like meeting new people. I enjoy good conversation with people from different parts of the World. I have met some nice people here but for the most part it seems everyone is too busy to talk they are usually multitasking as is a popular phrase that I have been hearing. I am aware that fubar is a game but the object of the game is for people to interact. It seems many members are obsessed with the game and miss the point of what the game is all about. I do believe that good conversation is a lost art and people aren't interested in communicating like they use to. We have all this modern technology today but I believe people communicated better before. This a site to kick back and just have some fun but it seems many members are caught up in this frantic race to get to the highest level of a game. Don't we stress ourselves enough in the every

Convicted. Green. So Much More...
Sick as it is twisted...click the links and follow the happy trail.... Click here & then link in stash!... Won't have to say much, I think it speaks for itself. Contact me if you have any questions... Almost the weekend kids....peace.

A Conversation With Tenacious D After A Tribute Performance
A conversation that took place after Tenacious D performed their greatest hit Tribute at a concert.A guy pulls the band away to a secluded area and wants to know more about this incitent. He asks JB to describe this demon. JB fills him in, and the guy says..."Hmm. Intereasting. It seems to me you must have been mistaken. This was not the devil. This could only have been Ron White, and it sounds to me was totally drunk again. You could have played Mary had a Little Lamb and he'd have called it great."JB pulls the guy further away fromm prying eyes, and says..."Yes. You have been the first man to notice it. The truth is, Ron White is Class A demon from the seventh realm of Hades. Unfortunately, now that you know, you must die. We will allow you to pick you're own demise. What will it be, my friend? And, no, it can't be of old age.""Why don't you let Ron kill me.""Sadly, not possible, he is impossible when drunk. He'd just botch it up.""Well, I always did want to die in the throws and pas

A Conversation With Death
I hear knock at the door. Maybe if I’m quiet they will go away. They’re still knocking; for fucks sake. I open it and there he stands, I know it’s him right away, though we have never met… “It’s you! You came!”“Yes, Dear, I’m here, but only for a moment. I heard you calling for me, so persistent are your cries.”“I’ve been so lonely, so lost for so long. I’m so glad you are here.”“I know of your pain, but I cannot help you right now, I have other matters to attend to and must be on my way. You know now that I have heard you, that I am real and am paying attention. I will be back for you, one day.”“But, I want to go with you, I want to go now! Please, don’t leave me here to suffer anymore! Please, take me with you.”“I’m sorry Dear, that’s just not how it works. I cannot take you with me, for it is not time for you to go.”“Don’t abandon me!

Convertibles Allow North Face Women Goretex Jacket Investors
Discount North Face Oct. 31 after concerns that it may lose money on its holdings of European sovereign debt prompted demands from regulators to boost capital, as well as credit downgrades and margin calls. Regulators are reviewing whether some investors learned in advance and traded on news that pushed the company closer to bankruptcy, the people said. In one instance, MF Global¡¯s $287.5 million of 1.875 percent convertible notes due in 2016 fell as much as 1.1 cent to 68.7 cents on the dollar on Oct. 24, one hour before Moody¡¯s North Face Pants Investors Service announced that it cut the company¡¯s credit ratings to the lowest investment-grade rating and was considering cutting it to junk, according to Trace, the bond- price reporting system of the Financial Industry Regulatory Authority. About 32 percent, or $6.5 million, of the total $20 million of bonds traded on Oct. 24 were executed in the two hours preceding the downgrade, Trace data showed. Convertibles allow Nor

Conversation?
Me, being the attention whore that I am, am feeling as if I am invisible. I worked all day today, and my boyfriend felt as if the ten minutes of sitting down and eating a meal was more than enough time to spend together today. Instead of having an adult conversation with each other, this is what we do: sit next to each other in the office, in our own separate internet lands. I try to converse with him, but he has his head phones on and the music up so loud that even I can hear the music. I always tell him that if I were to get inured he would never be able to hear me screaming for help. Now, what's worse, with me wanting attention tonight is that my best friend messages me to complain that her husband is ignoring her tonight. So we exchange frustrations, and then she tells me about a good thing that happened to her today, so I congratulate her and tell her the good thing that happened to me today. No congratulations from her. She switched to a totally different subject, not even co

Convert Your Home Bar Into A Pub
A public house, informally known as a pub, is a drinking establishmentfundamental to the culture of Britain and Ireland. There were approximately 53,500 public houses in 2009 in the United Kingdom.]In many places, especially in villages, a pub can be the focal point of the community. The writings of Samuel Pepys describe the pub as the heart of England. The history of pubs can be traced back to Roman taverns through the Anglo-Saxon alehouse to the development of the modern tied house system in the 19th century. Most public houses offer a wide range of beers, wines and spirits, and soft drinks. Over the years the brewers have supplied accessories and materials to decorate their pubs and at the same time promote and publicise their brands. These items or Pub Paraphernalia have helped to create a distinctive and enduring character and charm. Many of these items are now available to purchase and collect to enable a bar to be converted into something quite timeless – a mini pub.This p

Convos With Jiffer
Erica: It will be our luck someone breaks in. Jiffer: Don't JINX us! Erica: Sorry. Hey, Jesus please cast a protective charm over the house and keep us safe. Amen. Jiffer: Erica, I think you have been reading too much Harry Potter. Jesus isn't a wizard. Erica: But he's Almighty & Magic...

Convince Yourself!!
Think back little girl, to a happier time. Remember his face, the voice in your mind. The words he said, never sounded so sweet. Your time together, the place you’d meet. That was a time, no one can take away. Allow his love, to guide your way. Something this pure, real and strong. Couldn’t possibly be a bad thing, you did nothing wrong. Remind yourself of this, each time a tear drop falls. When you’re broken inside, when your back’s against the wall. Tell yourself he loves you, that he didn’t use you back then. That you meant more than just one thing, to him. Try not to dwell on the fact, that he strung you along. That he left you weak, when you were once strong. That you can’t cope, after you gave him so much. Knowing all he ever wanted, was your soft tender touch. The feel of your body, clinging to his. In a hot sweaty mess, passion’s kiss. As long as the two of you, were skin upon skin. Then he wanted y

A Conversation With A 6 Year Old
The other day, my 2 oldest boys were home from school. My middle son likes to be the trickster of the 3 and was doing what ALL little brothers do best, bugging his older brother to make him scream. I casually called him into the living room for one of what feels like our hourly talks on being nice to our brothers and not bugging big brother. We got ino a little argument and he was yelling at me and I told him to go to his room. As he was walkin away this was how the conversation went: ME: Ethan, are you aware that you are yelling and being annoying?ETHAN: No, im notME: That's apparentETHAN: No, it's not, nothings a parentME: Well, I'm a parent (trying to be funny and lighten the mood)ETHAN: No, you're not a parent ME: Well, if I'm not a parent, what am I? ETHAN: You are just a mommy ME: Yes, I am a mommy, but a mommy is a parent ETHAN: No, a mommy is a mommy and nothing is a parent Needless to say, I was never more than happy to end that conversation

A Conversation I Had With Another Christian About "twilight"
Vampires are a "metaphor" in a way, for the everyday temptations that we, as human beings face. The vampires in Twilight are unlike any other vampires in all the other vampire stories(ok,so they sparkle and that's a little lame but let's forget that for a second lol. I'd like to focus on the real reason I am such a fan). Sure they killed humans at one point. A point when they could not control their blood lust and didn't know any other way. Much like a child. In human development, we have a "coming of age" point in our lives in which we start becoming accountable for our actions. The same principle applies to vampires. New borns have absolutely no control over their blood lust. Like children, they have to be taught. And, if they are brought up in an environment that teaches them that killing is ok and they should just give into their blood lust, that is exactly what they will do. All I am saying about Twilight is that I applaud Stephenie Meyer for giving her vampires a conscien

Convergence: Globalists Push Russia-eu Merger
William F. JasperNew AmericanDec 2, 2012 An op-ed column appearing in the November 25, 2012 Gulf News, entitled, “Need for Europe-Russia institutional integration,” by former Russian Foreign Minister Igor S. Ivanov is one of the latest globalist paeans to East-West “convergence.” “Without a fundamental reset,” argues Ivanov, “relations between Russia and Europe will continue to decay, eventually becoming characterised by benign neglect.” To avoid this undesirable situation, Ivanov avers, “Russia and Europe must identify where their interests converge” and work toward “partnership,” “political cooperation,” and “political integration.” “Convergence” is a key theme of policy elites the world over, especially those associated with the Royal Institute for International Affairs (RIIA), the Council on Foreign Relations (CFR), World Policy Conference (WPC), Trilateral Commission (TC)

Conversation With A Liar
Alana Buckner Hey girl, im online whats up? 9:21pm Nicole Taylor About Brandon, do you think he might be this hacker going around getting into people's accounts? I just had a big problem getting into my xhamster account and now Im wondering if its him... 9:23pm Alana Buckner No girl, He is legit. I deactivate mine when i wont be on for a while cause i dont have a firewall or a anti virus on my computer. My Mom is going to pay my cable bill for me this week so i can keep my internet. 9:24pm Nicole Taylor How are you sure it's not him? 9:24pm Alana Buckner Why would it be? He never even gets on facebook LOL. 9:25pm Nicole Taylor Its not facebook. It was my xhamster. Does he know my profile? 9:26pm Alana Buckner LOL, No... He dont even know i have one. All he knows is i am interested in doing porn. He is cool girl. 9:27pm Nicole Taylor Dont tell him my profile unless you totally trust him. There are viruses going around that follow what you do and then send you spam and shit. 9:2

Conversation
Here recently I noticed it is getting harder and harded ti get people to talk or maybe not talk but to ask questions. Say hi and plain just to get to know a person. Has the world become so bad that the phrase don't talk to strangers is getting more looked at than before.I say if you don't talk to a stranger then how are you to meet people and get to know them and their culture.

Conversations With Twisted Angel
Sep 3, 2011 12:26:20 AM 12:09:00 AM twisteds_angel08: Hey 12:09:11 AM redwolf470: so whats up? 12:09:20 AM twisteds_angel08: Not much bored as usual 12:09:33 AM redwolf470: sorry 12:09:36 AM redwolf470: sorry 12:09:49 AM twisteds_angel08: For what its not ur fault 12:10:28 AM redwolf470: true .. i didnt knock ya up 12:10:45 AM twisteds_angel08: Shut up U 12:10:49 AM twisteds_angel08: lol 12:10:54 AM twisteds_angel08: I never said U did 12:11:09 AM redwolf470: off the mrket soon 12:11:39 AM twisteds_angel08: Huh 12:13:06 AM redwolf470: some local is interested in me 12:13:24 AM twisteds_angel08: Oh ok that sucks for me huh 12:13:40 AM redwolf470: srry... drunx 12:13:43 AM redwolf470: drunk 12:13:58 AM twisteds_angel08: lol whats new!!!!!!! 12:14:04 AM twisteds_angel08: When ar

Convinced They Can Prise Gareth Bale Away From Tottenham
Manchester United are happy for new manager David Moyes to spend big this summer. The Sunday Express says even with Thiago Alcantara about to arrive from Barcelona for ￡17 million, Moyes – who doesn’t officially begin work at United until July 1 – has still been given clearance by his new employers to smash the club’s transfer record.cheap jerseys Tottenham’s Gareth Bale, Barcelona’s former Arsenal star Cesc Fabregas, Borussia Dortmund’s Robert Lewandowski and old boy Cristiano Ronaldo are all in his sights.Successful bids for any of Bale, Fabregas and Ronaldo would mean overhauling the current biggest outlay – ￡30.75m on striker Dimitar Berbatov almost five years ago. Manchester United officials are convinced they can prise Gareth Bale away from Tottenham.It's understood Spurs chairman Daniel Levy has no interest in doing business with United after losing Michael Carrick and Dimitar Berbatov in the past.Manchester United

Convo With Babyj. Quit Begging.
Yes..it does happen :) 9:49am Per: Well hello there 9:50am babyjesus: 9:52am Per: How are ya? 9:53am babyjesus: ok, you? 9:54am Per: decent I guess, lol. Finally on here for the first time in a week 9:57am babyjesus: meto, been out of town! hah 10:02am Per: I've just been busy with cardiac rehab, 2 kids, a boyfriend and a job hahaha. 10:18am Per: Saw something in a MuMM and it made me think of you, kinda. Do you ever get tired of people asking you for things..like bling or some crap? I'm assuming that you get that done a lot, lol. I'd probably want to punch them in the face. 10:22am babyjesus: not really... i just ignore them 10:22am Per: hahaha. Far more tollerant than I'd be. =/ Good thing I don't run this place. 10:40am Per: I think that's all the random questions I have for today. Have a great one

Coocoo Clock
cookoo clock Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married!.. The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why?, he said ........."Well, last night our clock cuckooed

Cooch Gets Car Insurance
I've been out of the loop the past 5 days. Cold and flu symptoms....really brought me to a stand still. I've done nothing but sleep and try to recoup. I was doing better. Then yesterday I got the bill from my December foray to the ER with my toe incident. After reading the bill and the letter accompanying it, I felt sicker when I saw the bill, but started laughing when I read the letter. The bill explains why health care is so expensive in the US. A broken toe has cost me a grand total of $779. The breakdown of these charges help explain the insanity of it all....or so the hospital would like to make it seem. Post Op Show or Cast Show 79.00 ER Level III Care 296.00 Xray of ONE toe 225.00 Pain shot-non narcotic 82.00 Cost of nurse to give me injection 27.00 Pulse Ox (apparently tells them I am alive) 54.00 U

Coodley Boodely Boo
Coodley Boodely Boo Coodley boodely boo, oh what should I do? I've lost my tooth, in the restaurant booth! Coodely boodely boo, oh what should I do? My mom told me to put in my locket, but I thought it would be safer in my pocket. Coodely boodely boo, oh what should I do? So I get down to look, and what do I see hiding in the crook? Coodely boodely boo, oh what should I do? I'll jump with joy and merry, because now I can leave my tooth for the tooth fairy!

Cookies And Milk
The way you smile makes everything ok! life sometimes can be hard but you make it so worth while! when I day dream about you I get all mushy inside and ooze over with warmth, you make my sweet tooth go crrraazzyyy...............your just like cookies and milk!

Cookies For The Cryptkeeper
I've become pretty flaky about posting. I don't like it. I don't like it one bit. I use to be a complete scaredy cat. Rollercoasters terrified me ever since my parents tricked me into going on Space Mountain in Disney World when I was six. I had nightmares just from a television trailer for the Fly II. I hated being in the presence of bees, spiders and snakes. As I got older, my fears dissipated kinda like the dead armadillo in my driveway. Before long, I was seeking out the biggest amusement park rides. Speaking of which, Six Flags New Jersey can cut off your favorite amusement park's head then make him/her eat it! I even developed a desire to go sky diving. Haven't done it yet though. I recently invested in the first season of the television show Tales From the Crypt. I remember with a great sense of nostalgia having my friends sleep over and staying up till 11:00 to see the horrifying tales. Sometimes I feel pity for antiquated horror movies. Of course I'm referring to those depende

Cooking
I had been cooking dinner for about an hour. All the veggies were prepped and ready to go into the pan. The chicken had already been marinated and cooked releasing a smell of ginger and garlic into the air. The rice was steamed to perfection. I had just opened a bottle of wine when I heard the door close. She was finally home and not a moment too late. I heard her drop her stuff at the door and call out, That smells delicious Love. Im so hungry. A moment later she turned the corner and was coming towards me. How was your day sweetie? I asked and gave her a big hug and kiss. It was just fine. We made pinatas today. Kept me really busy. But I was thinking of you all day. She replied. Oh really? I played. Yes, you know how I get when I know you are cooking for me. She gave me that look. Oh yes I do. I felt her pussy and sure enough it was soaking wet. Mmmmm, I want a little appetizer before dinner. I helped pick her up and put her on

Cooking...
Well I love to cook...wish I had a guy to cook for but anyway. I wnet to my fathers house to cook lunch and I found out that I cant make a pizza to save my life. I can cook...no problem but in the pizza department that is different...lol. My sister felt sick after and I felt more sick so I wont me makin pizza any more. I loved pizza too and after this I dont think I want pizza for a while...lol. I will stick to cooking other stuff and stay away from the pizza...I will leave that to the pros of pizza makin aka Dominos or Pizza Hut and others lol. Vamp

Cooking 101
OMG I MUST BE OUTTA MY FREGGIN MIND TO COOK FOR 48 HUNGRY ASS MEN. ALL OF WHICH I WORK WITH. NOW BEING THE ONLY FEMALE HERE SUCKS, CAUSE EVERY YEAR I GET NOMINATED TO COOK. GOD HELP ME AND KEEP ME CLOSE FEER IM BOUT READY TO GO CRAZY.

Cookies! Yum!
Cuervo Cookies I know it's a little early, but it is time to start baking for the holidays. This is the BEST Christmas Cookie recipe EVER! Christmas Cookies 1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar Lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor. Mix on the turn er. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for to

Cookies Baked In God’s Oven
While strolling through the outdoors And munching on his favorite snack (Old-fashioned animal crackers) Yonder he beheld A lady approaching him So taken with her was he That it seemed like She was a spiritual being With feather-covered wings Descending from the white mountains Of New Hampshire, just for him As she neared him She stopped lookers to lookers And gave him a look-see His box of animal crackers He dropped on the ground And wanted no more As her lips looked more appetizing As if they were angel crackers (Small cookies baked in God’s oven) And surely his want Was to taste of them So he placed his lips on hers And delighted in the yumminess Of her cookie-tasting kisses As they melted in his mouth Sweeter than animal crackers Triple dipped in warm strawberry milk

Cooking Idea Websites
Found in Nov 2006's issue of Everyday with Rachel Ray magazine: McCormick Love Your Raisins Folger's Coffee Muir Glen Organic Tomatoes Lunchables (great for snacks) Smoked Paprika Italian Olive Oil Recipes Broth Recipes Raw Sugar Recipes Honey Recipes Chocolate Recipes Almonds Are In! Other items of interest -- Petal Business Card Case Storage Containers - Small on Space

Cookie Nookie.
a poem by nay: nipple snacks, patty whack, give a bitch a cookie. popcorn, midget porn, yo old ass grandma's gettin nookie. butt clap, pube hair hats, chocolate syrup down my chode. boob sweat, chia pets, dip yo dick in some rocky road.

A Cooking Lesson
First start, with a mixture of surrender, find your self hate, wind it up in a broth of deep dark ruin. Simmmer till boil, walk away from your own internal cauldron and let it over flow. Amazing flavor! Find hints of self discovery, throw them over your shoulder for luck, that you are pretty sure will never happen. Give up, sleep for a day, and here you go! A cake of self-ruin.

Cooking
Chili Cook-Off If you can read this whole story without laughing, then there's no hope for you. I was crying by the end. This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in Texas Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better. For those of you who have lived in Texas , you know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the San Antonio City Park . Judge #3 was an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was visiting from Springfield, IL. Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table, asking for directions to the Coors Light truc

Cooking Stuffed Shells
Sunday afternoon. I am making chicken to be placed into large shells for stuffed shells. Also inclued in the shells are cheese and spinach, then topped with maranaria sauce. Yummmmm. I cant wait to eat!

---------- Cookies Crumbles------------
WHEN IT SEEMS THE COOKIES CRUMBLES AND ALL THING AROUND YOU FALL TO BE DON'T HANG YOU HEAD DOWN DESPAIR BUT JUST LOOK UP IN TO A FACE BEAMING OF ONE THAT CARES SO MUCH FOR YOU WHEN THE LOAD OF LIFE BECOME TO MUCH FOR YOUR DAILY TASK TO BEAR ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT I AM HERE TO TAKE YOUR HAND AND GENTLY LEAD YOU THOUGH ALL YOUR VALLEYS OF HARD TIMES SO AS FOR YOUR NOT TO WORRY FOR ALLOW ME TO HOLD YOUR HEART TO NOT ALLOW IT TO FRET OR WORRY BUT JUST TO KNOW THAT I AM HERE FOR YOU TO SAFELY GUIDE YOUR HEART AND THAT I WILL SEE YOU THROUGH ALL OF THOSE ROUGH VALLEY, FOR YOU WILL SEE THE SUNSHINE AGAIN ON A DAY THAT YOU LEAST EXPECT IT FOR I BELIEVE IN YOU!

Cooking
i love being a mixed mutt when it comes to my heritage. i can sit there and use family reciepes to make almost anything... swedish meatballs, homemade sketti sauce, steaks, chops, cutlets, stew, soups, italian foods, mexican foods, and lt me not forget about the baked goods that i can turn out. alight, now it's back to the stove to slave over my ravioli sauce for dinner tonight.

Cooking With Heather
So, I'm lame and I do this thing called "Cooking with Heather". I have some pretty interesting pictures of things I've cooked in the past. I get really creative. Tonight I'm making.. Mexican queso and salse with torilla strips. Jumbo pasta stuffed with mexican angus beef, monteray and sharp cheddar cheese, sour cream and chives. Chicken fajita stacks which are corn tostadas layered with fajita chicken strips, refried beans, cheese and salsa. Finishing off with a homemade banana cream pie shake! I love cooking a lot - sometimes. Haha. Xoxo, Miss Classy Cunt

Cookies And Cream
MAMI IS A DIME PIECE IN EVERY SENSE OF THE WORD WORKS HARD FOR THE MONEY TWO JOBS HOLDING HER OWN,WANTS TO BE LOVED BY A MAN AND HAVE A CHILD ONE DAY NEEDING A THING FROM A MAN IF HE IS NOT TRYING TO HEAR WHAT SHE HAS TO SAY.MISS COOKIES AND CREAM SOUNDS TASTY DON'T YOU AGREE JUST GOT A GOOD LOOK AT SHORTY LOOKS TASTY TO ME,MAMI IS ABOUT 5'3 HELLA EASY ON THE EYES LIPS NICE AND THICK JUST PERFECT IN SIZE NO SUPRIZE MA IS A COUNTRY GIRL ALL THICK AND SHIT IN THE THIGHS PRETTY FACE, SHORT HAIR, NICE EYES.MISS COOKIES AND CREAM SAYS SHE IS VERY INDEPENDENT AND DOESN'T WANT TO BE TAKEN FOR A RIDE, MEANING IF YOU DON'T COME EQUIPPED WITH CERTAIN QUALITIES SUCH AS BEING A REAL MAN TO THE LEFT BRO STEP ASIDE.

Coo Koo Clock
Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married!.. The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why?, he said ........."Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then sa

Cookie Salesmanship
On his way in to our local grocery, a man was stopped by a gaggle of small girls selling Girl Scout cookies. When he said Yes, he'd take a box, a Brownie asked, "What kind?" Helpfully he inquired, "Oh, let's see - which is your slowest seller?" The tiny spokesperson thought a minute, then, pointing toward another girl, stating emphatically, "Brittany!"

Cookie Pets (for Those With Children)
each child... 5 oreo cookies (divided) 1/4 cup ready to spread vanilla frosting 7 mini marshmallows fruit rolls, shoestring licorice, assorted candies 1. stack 4 cookies together, secure with frosting, attach 4 mini marshmellows with frosting as 'paws'. secure remaining cookies on one end slightly higher up then the others as the 'head'. let dry 15 minutes. 2.decorate 'face' of pet with frosting, marshmellows and assorted candies, stand pet on its 'paws' 3. cut pieces of fruit roll for ears, and shoestring licorice for whiskers and tail,secure to pet with icing. place remaining marshmellows on end of tail. let dry 15 minutes. these can be decorations on a table and then eaten after supper or they can be next day after school treats or these can be made at a birthday party and taken home at the end of it. enjoy them and make one for yourself. lol

Cooking With Summer Vegetables
Cooking with Summer Vegetables By Barbara C. Bourassa It's August—considered high summer by most farmers—and fresh produce is at its peak. Whether you're cooking with vine-ripened tomatoes, preparing summer squash from your garden, or browsing bell peppers at your local farmer's market, there's no time like the present to enjoy summer's bounty. What's more, many of these vegetables are nutritional powerhouses that can reportedly help prevent heart disease, stroke, and certain cancers. According to the Harvard School of Public Health, eating plenty of vegetables can help control blood pressure and cholesterol, and guard against cataract and macular degeneration, two common causes of vision loss. When many people think of August, they think of tomatoes—from tiny, sweet cherry tomatoes that can be eaten right out of the carton to the juicy, oversize beefsteak variety that make a great addition to grilled burgers, green salads, or sandwiches. In addition, there are countless he

The Cookie Jar
You can rig up a house with all manner of things, the prayer rugs of sultans and princes and kings, you can hang on it's walls the old tapestries rare which some dead egyptain once treasured with care, but though costly and gorgeous its furnishings are it must have to be home like, an old cookie jar. There are just a few things that a home must possess besides all your money and all your succes, a few good old books which some loved one has read, some trinkets of those whose sweet spirits have fled, and then in the pantry not shoved back too far for the hungry to get to, that old cookie jar. Let the house be a mansion, I care not at all, let the finest of pictures be hung on each wall, let the carpets be made of the richest velour, and the chairs only those which great wealth can procure, I'd still want to keep for the joy of my flock that harmony, old fashioned, well filld cookie crook, Like the love of the mother it shines through our years, it has paid u

Cooking Part 1
COOKING... Wow anyone that know's me know's cooking and I don't get along very well.. in my opnion anything that takes more than 5 minutes prep time, is not worth the effort. You see I am one who has actually burnt instant mashed potatos, I have had a fire in my oven when I made my first thanksgiving meal, I brought frozen solid pumpkin pies to my mom's house for on my first thanksgiving where I actually lived away from home...My daughter has a friend staying with us for a couple days. This time the cooking bug actually bit. I wanted to make a real meal, so I even bought fresh chicken, or so I thought. Now don't go getting any fancy notions that I am a gourmet suddenly. It was just going to be shake n bake chicken. I opened the package, dreading the thought of touching raw meat, having the soap ready for when I was done, and it smelled funny.. I leaned down to get a closer sniff, the chicken was actually BAD!!!! Miffed, but also relieved that I didnt' have to touch it, I went back to t

A Cookie Bakes
Have you ever noticed how a cookie bakes? If you have ever tried to bake, you quickly learn there are certain rules if the project is to be a success. If you put the dough directly on the oven rack, then, as the heat warms the dough, the would-be cookie wilts and falls through the rack- only to end up as a mess on the oven floor. What was meant to be a sweet treat for people becomes a brittle, burned lump of coal too bitter to enjoy. However, if the cookies are baked upon a cookie sheet, when the heat of the oven wilts the dough, the support the tray offers keeps the cookie in shape- molded by circumstances into a useful treat. As the heat bakes the cookie dough, puffs of steam break through the surface. This must happen, for if the cookie doesn’t let off steam, it will become a greasy, soggy mess that is good for nothing. People are the same way. If we try to be good by strength or will alone, when the heat of stressful circumstances come, we wilt and fall through the c

Cooking Hint
If you are cooking and add to much salt peel a few potatoes cut in pieces ( large enough so that they can be removed later/ Drop them in ......... the potatoes will remove some of the salt ... when the potatoes are cooked remove them and discard

Cook Before Eating Your Second Wish
You would think this would be pretty self-explanatory, especially on a pack of breakfast pizzas (sold in fours, each about the size of a silver dollar) by Schwan WHICH YOU MICROWAVE, but when Martha read the direction out to me this morning I was still floored by it. Understandable in our litigation-mad world, even though you'd like to think people would KNOW that coffee is hot (McDonald's) and that you shouldn't leave the driver's seat of your RV when you're driving. We just have to say here that common sense is not all that common . . . I've noticed. For me it was a long three-day weekend; I still have to remind myself that today is Wednesday, not Tuesday, as one customer mentioned to me when I slipped on that. It was certainly a busy weekend, even through it was a relaxing one. Saturday morning I brought Martha, her sister Mary, Sarah, and Jeffrey with me for the Kiwanis annual pancake breakfast at our city auditorium. Martha and I get free tickets from my boss Ray every year bec

The Cookery Lesson
The Cookery Lesson by Vermilion © Zoe's Story I was staying over at Anna's for the weekend, supposedly teaching her how to cook. She had just moved out of her parent's house and didn't really have a clue how to make anything, so I'd offered to teach her the basics. In reality this turned out to be me cooking things, while she sat there and licked bowls out, stole scraps of food and generally got in the way. I'd tried getting her to join in by chopping stuff, but she wasn't very careful about getting things the same size and got a bit stroppy when I commented, in the end I just let her sit there and chat to me while I had a wonderful time making delicious morsels. It was the hottest week of the year so far, I swear. More than once that week the temperature had crept past 90 degrees and I was not coping particularly well, especially not in a small kitchen super-heated by the oven. Eventually I cracked and told her it was high time she took me out to dinner to say thank you. I h

Cooking Dinner
A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they begged their dad for the clue. "Well," he said, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes." The little girl screams, "Don't eat it, Don't eat it, it's an ass hole!"

Cookie Jewels
Studded with nuts and nonpareils, these eye-catching cookies look and taste like gems. RECIPE INGREDIENTS: 1 cup unsalted butter, softened 1/2 cup light brown sugar 2 egg yolks 2 cups all-purpose flour Chopped nuts, colored sugars and nonpareils Raspberry jelly or chocolate frosting 1. Preheat the oven to 350. In a large bowl, cream the butter and brown sugar. Beat in the egg yolks. Gradually mix in the flour. 2. Roll the dough into balls and coat with nuts, colored sugar and nonpareils. Place on an ungreased cookie sheet and make a well in the center of each cookie. Bake for 10 to 13 minutes, or until firm. 3. Cool completely, then drop 1/2 teaspoon of jelly or chocolate frosting into the center of each cookie. Makes 5 dozen.

Cookies To Bake ...fun Fun Fun
I'm Sure you will all enjoy making these cookies. Cuervo Cookies I know it's a little early, but it is time to start baking for the holidays. This is the BEST Christmas Cookie recipe EVER! Christmas Cookies 1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar Lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. S

Cooking For Prosperity Spell
To promote prosperity from the kitchen, keep a good countenance whenever you cook food and transfer good wishes to the food. Your stove is the sacred hearth. Your wooden spoon is a magical wand. Be careful never to cook in anger. Always stir the pot with a clockwise motion, and wish health, wealth, and joy upon all will will eat the food. You may say this from time to time as you cook: The gods do bless you, when you give with love. This is the greatest spell, which encompasses all.

Cookie Recipe
Here's a great Christmas Cookie recipe that I thought you might want to try this year: 1 cup of water 1 tsp. baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp. salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ... just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the ****. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of sal

Cookie Monsters
Girls man, you have to truly appreciate the ladies. Women are special, they're all wonderful and unique. They've each got these wonderful defining characteristics and you love them all, by and large, for the same reason. Boobies. It's true. If guys had tits *poof* gone, you would never see them again. And it's not because they're new and different and we've gotta check 'em out. It's cuz they're magic. I swear to God! Girls, anytime you want something, ever, just say it with your tits. Wiggle them, squish 'em together, hell for you adventurous ones show a little bit off, I swear by all that is holy whatever you wanted has appeared faster than you could finish making up your mind. "I want a candy bar *wiggle wiggle* but I'm not su- "*poof* the entire front shelf of a gas station register is now in your lap. But you have to treat women with respect. That is one thing you can never take for granted, women are special and wonderful and individual. They're like... cookies.

Cooking
Are You a Creative Cook?My Result: ImproviseThere are few chefs more admired — or more in demand — than those who know the fine art of improvisation. Ad-lib cooks like you cleverly make things up as you go along, whether that's by switching the menu from shrimp to steak or making a four-person stew stretch to feed 12. Improvising demands the cook to be part scientist, part inventor, and part negotiator — all while maintaining a steady confidence that it will turn out fine and taste great when it's done cooking. And the funny thing is, it usually does. That's why your dinner guests never fail to leave happy — even when what they ate wasn't on the menu. Yes, chef!What are you?http://web.tickle.com/jumpto?test=creativecookogt&c=50652 Are You a Creative Cook?Re-take this test Sam, you're a creative cook because you Improvise There are few chefs more admired — or more in demand — t

Cookies Anyone??
Neiman-Marcus Cookies > > When decent people get screwed over, this is the result! > > > > A little background: Neiman-Marcus, if you don't know already, is > > a very expensive store; I.e., they sell your typical $8.00 T-shirt for > > $50.00. > > My daughter and I had just finished a salad at a Neiman-Marcus > > Cafe In Dallas, and we decided to have a small dessert. Because > > both of us are such cookie lovers, we decided to try the 'Neiman- > > Marcus cookie.' It was So excellent that I asked if they would give > > me the recipe, and the waitress said with a small frown, 'I'm afraid > > not, but you can buy The Recipe.' Well, I asked how much, and > > she responded, ' Only two fifty - it's a Great deal!' I agreed to > > that, > > and told her to just add it to my Tab. > > > > Thirty days later, I received my VISA statement, and the Neiman- > > Marcus Charge was $285.00! I looked again, and I remembered I > > had only spent $9.95 for two salads and about $20.00 for

Cookie Tin Time Capsule
Cookie Tin Time Capsule Difficulty: Average Parental supervision is recommended Capture your memories in a recycled cookie tin and have hours of fun doing it. Spend New Year's Day together with this family craft. What you'll need: * Cookie tin (or similar type); washed and dried * Rag * Sandpaper * Spray paint * "Painters" paint markers in assorted colors * Memorabilia How to make it: 1. Take lid off the tin. 2. Lightly sand the cookie tin (lid and bottom) all over on the outside to rough up the paint. 3. Wipe the cookie tin off with rag. 4. Spread out newspapers and place cookie tin on it. 5. Spray paint the cookie tin. Let dry. 6. Use paint markers to add your message. Some sample messages might be: * Time Capsule Don't open until New Years Eve 2010 * These are a few of my favorite things! (add music notes around the words) * Family members names could go around the exterior of the tin. 7. Let each member of your family place a few special items in the

250.00 Cookie Recipe Found This Thought E 1 Would Like It
$250 Cookie Recipe This message is sent to you with the hope you will forward it to EVERYONE you have ever even seen the e-mail address of. In the spirit of the originator, please feel free to post it anywhere and everywhere. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Okay, everyone... a true story of justice in the good old U.S. of A. Thought y'all might enjoy this; if nothing else, it shows internet justice, if it can be called that. My daughter & I had just finished a salad at Neiman-Marcus Cafe in Dallas & decided to have a small dessert. Because our family are such cookie lovers, we decided to try the "Neiman-Marcus Cookie". It was so excellent that I asked if they would give me the recipe and they said with a small frown, "I'm afraid not." Well, I said, would you let me buy the recipe? With a cute smile, she said, "Yes." I asked how much, and she responded, "Two fifty." I said with approval, just add it to

Cooking On A Grill You Are Not At All Used To...
Good Morning. Seeing how Bonnie and Peg lounged out at Peg’s Pool and wanted me to do the dinner (cooking it) over at Peg’s house I decided to grant her wish and bring my cooking skills on the road… Nothing like showing up with food in a bag to cook for two brown as berries totally relaxed ladies. Phil had just gotten home from work only minutes before I arrived and he met me out at the car. “They talked you into cooking eh..?” I said “Yeah, call me the Galloping Gourmet” He offered to help with anything and said you know you really didn’t have to bring your whole kitchen over… I laughed because it somewhat did look like I carried over all my grilling tools and pans…but it worked out and they were all more then happy. Funny thing is Peg hobbled into the house to see what Phil was helping me with and was stuck finishing what he somewhat started. I gave him the has browns with red peppers to brown on the stove while I did the Walleye and Shrimps on the grill. With very little mess I used

Cooking?
Cooking? Light the fire, Turn it higher, Grill the meat, What a treat. Corn on cob, That's a job, Roasting ears, Soon she's here. Baking taters, Sliced tomaters, Dinner's done, Shared with one. She's your love, From above, Dessert's forgot, Love that's hot. One for you, Staying true, Life is dandy, Sweet as candy. Dinner's over, With your lover, Night is young, Love's begun. All night long, Loving strong, Finally weak, Now you sleep. DQA

Cookies
A Conversation about the Cookies Not sure if what I did is going to work, but this is the original recipe I found online: Peanut Butter Oatmeal No Bake Cookies (No Wheat / No Egg) Recipe 125209 | 11 min | 10 min prep Cookies in five minutes! No wheat or egg so these are great for wheat or egg free diets. A friend gave me the original recipe that called for white sugar and they were great that way. I tried it with brown sugar and that is the ONLY way I'll fix them now! Totally a new level. Only takes 10 minutes total to prepare these. 12 cookies (change servings and units) Ingredients 3 cups old-fashioned oatmeal (dry, sometimes takes more oatmeal) 5 tablespoons peanut butter (reduced fat works great) 2 teaspoons vanilla 2 cups brown sugar 1/2 cup milk (Non fat works great) 1/4 cup butter Directions 1 Mix together the first three ingredients. Set aside. 2 Stir together sugar, milk, and butter in Medium saucepan. Cook over medium heat stirring

Cookie Quiz
You Are Peanut Butter Patties / Tagalongs You are creative and artistic. When you think, you tend to think big. You go for the drama. You love excitement and passion... even if it gets you in trouble. You are intense and a little self centered. You can be quite full of yourself (but not without reason). You tend to be very indulgent. If you feel like having something, you go ahead and treat yourself. What Girl Scout Cookie Are You?

The Cookie Is Back Together Again
On a good note Today Im in a very upbeat sort of mood. Im going to get my hair done and get myself all pretty. I fixed all of my issues at school with a simple hate letter and things just feel better in general. Thank you fubar for allowing the pointlessness of this entry be revealed for the fun of it

Cooking Customs
Crossing the border from Guatemala into Belize, the guard asked J and I if we had any fruits or vegetables. We said no. The guard pointed to a brightly-colored Honduran grocery bag that contained mangoes. "No fruit?" J and I looked at each other, shrugged our shoulders. "Nope." "Did you buy anything in Guatemala?" We had, actually. Minutes before leaving Guatemala, we spotted a clothing store and stopped in to ask if they carried aprons - lacy, plaid, tie-around-the-waist ones, the kind worn by all the Guatemalan women in the markets. Neither of us knew how to say "apron" in Spanish, so I gestured with my hands, showing where it would fall on my knees, mimed tying a bow at my waist. The sales girl was puzzled. She gestured toward skirts hanging on a rack in front. "No, not those." Hrm. How to explain? I gestured again, miming putting something in the pocket of the apron, brushing flour off of it. Her eyes lit up, and she led us farther into the store, t

Cookie Breath ( My Take)
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Cookies
Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies 1 cup of water1 tsp baking soda1 cup of sugar1 tsp salt1 cup or brown sugar4 large eggs1 cup nuts2 cups of dried fruit1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butterin a large fluffy bowl. Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another cup just in case.Turn off the mixerer thingy.Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a drewscriver.Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.Add one table.Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever

Cookies
So far I have made 3 batches of butterballs, chocolate chip, and peanutbutter blossoms, and the dough for chocolate crinkles. Today I make the chocolate crinkles, spritz trees and fudge. I don't know if I should make pecan tarts or a pecan pie. I will also be making my grandmothers cheesecake. I feel like something is missing. What?? Help me.

Cooking With Wicked Sister
resipies and cooking with wicked sister Category: Food and Restaurants CHILLI TACO DOGS 1- HOT DOGS 2-HORMEL CHILLI NO BEANS OR WITH IF YOU PREFER 3- TORTIA SCHELLS 4- SHREADED CHEESE MEXICAN STYLE 5- TOOTH PICS 6- MEICAN STYLE DIPPIN CHEESE 7- IMAGINATION LAY TORTIA SHELLS FLAT AND PLACE HOT DOG ON IT , THEN SMOOTHER WITH CHILLI AND CHEESE , ROLL IT UP AND PLACE TOOTH PIC IN THE SIDE TO KEEP IT TOGETHER . PREHEAT OVEN TO 350 TO 400 DEGREES , PLACE TACO DOGS ON A FLAT BREAD SHEET IN THE OVEN FOR ABOUT 10 MINS . MELT MEXICAN STYLE CHEESE AND WHEN TACO DOGS COME OUT OF THE OVEN POUR THE CHEESE ON TOP OF THEM AND EAT WITH A FORK. THIS IS ONE OF THE MANY DIFFERENT THINGS ME A BUBBA HAVE EXPERIMENTED WITH AND FOUND TO BE VERY GOOD TO EAT . HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS AS THERE WILL BE MANY MORE TO COME . HAILZ AND HORNZ HIGH TO ALL.

Cookies And Cream.
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Cookie
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Cool
It's cool that we can create blogs now. Now I can blog about how boring my day was. Had my first day off in a few weeks. It was nice not having to do anything, but it did get boring after a bit. Oh well, there's always work for me this weekend..yay! Nothing exciting to speak of, so, this shall be all.

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I am so getting use to this indeed!!! Getting around, the only thing I can not figure out the music, So I guess I will sit here untill I get it right, lol. Thanks Karma babes for all your help as well!! Kisses Alyse

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Cool And Creamy Garlic Chopped Salad
A bountiful bowl of fresh lettuce, cucumbers, turkey and ham tossed with a creamy garlic dressing Cooking Technique:No Cook Prep Time:20 Cooking Time:Up to 10 minutes Yield:6 servings (1-1/2 cups each) Ingredients 1/4 cup reduced-fat mayonnaise 1/4 cup nonfat sour cream 3 tablespoons fat free milk 1 clove garlic, minced 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/4 teaspoon ground black pepper 1 bag (10 ounces) torn romaine lettuce 1/2 medium cucumber, finely chopped (1 cup) 1 medium red onion, finely chopped (1/2 cup) 3 ounces Healthy Choice® Oven Roasted Turkey, chopped 3 ounces Healthy Choice® Cooked Deli Ham, chopped 1/2 cup frozen green peas, thawed Directions 1. Combine mayonnaise, sour cream, milk, garlic, salt and pepper in small bowl. 2. Toss lettuce with cucumbers, onions, turkey and ham in large bowl. Add mayonnaise mixture; mix lightly. Gently stir in peas.

Cool Caribbean Dessert
6 oz. vanilla dietary frozen dessert 1 tbsp. grated coconut 1 tsp. lemon or lime juice 1/4 tsp. rum extract Garnish lemon or lime slices Soften frozen dessert in small bowl. Stir in coconut, lemon or lime juice and rum extract. Divide into 2 dessert dishes and garnish. Serve immediately. Per serving, 114 calories, 4 grams protein, 2 grams fat, 21 grams carbohydrates, 70 mg. sodium, 2 mg. cholesterol.

Cool Stuff
Well, my profile has all sorts of cool stuff now. From my pictures in photos, to stuff in my stash, and various blogs. So if any ya'll are bored on this saturday afternoon, ( well find something else to do besides sit in your house on the computer ) but if you aren't into haveing a real life, come checkout my stash and stuff. Wish ya'll the best, adam

Cool!!!!
Well, this is pretty nice..it's been awhile since I've last been on here due to recovery and now there is this...A BLOG! How cool is this? I love it!! There is a lot different, at least from what I can notice right off the bat. Cool!!!

Cool Quiz
Here's a cool quiz...... You scored as Pinhead. You are Pinhead. You come straight from hell. Your curiosity has caused you to make some mistakes in life. But you are now more powerful than you have ever been. You enjoy pain just as much as you enjoy pleasure. Unlike most killers, you like to make sure your victims suffer for all eternity.Pinhead80%Freddy Krueger80%Candyman60%Jigsaw60%Hannibal Lecter60%Captain Spaulding50%Jason Voorhees40%Leatherface40%Buffalo Bill40%Michael Myers40%Which Horror Ki

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Work is fun and the ppl make it very fun and intresting there. I'm having a good time could not ask for a better job. I'm sore as hell though i need a whole body massage any one interested in giving me one.I love cherry tap u all r very nice and fun to be around would like to c more comments from all my friends if u send i'll send, love ya all.I would hope to make more friends check me out i'm a nice person i don't bit just nibble,c ya all soon love jamie

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You are The Moon Hope, expectation, Bright promises. The Moon is a card of magic and mystery - when prominent you know that nothing is as it seems, particularly when it concerns relationships. All logic is thrown out the window. The Moon is all about visions and illusions, madness, genius and poetry. This is a card that has to do with sleep, and so with both dreams and nightmares. It is a scary card in that it warns that there might be hidden enemies, tricks and falsehoods. But it should also be remembered that this is a card of great creativity, of powerful magic, primal feelings and intuition. You may be going through a time of emotional and mental trial; if you have any past mental problems, you must be vigilant in taking your medication but avoid drugs or alcohol, as abuse of either will cause them irreparable damage. This time however, can also result in great creativity, psychic powers, visions and insight. You can and should trust your intuition. What Tarot Card are You?Take

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A Cool Place
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The Cool Test!!!
This test is based on how cool you were in High School and what crowd you >ran with, etc., but it's still pretty accurate by today's standards. You >may want to send it to your friends to see if they've changed. Let's see >if you are still a cool person. Click on the link below or copy... > > >http://www.sailinganarchy.com/general/2002/cool_test.htm

Cool Survey! Check It Out!
A bunch of my fave survey questions10 things you love1:Purses 2:Sushi 3:My Friends 4:Sleeping Late 5:My MP3 Player 6:Techno Music 7:My Bed 8:Djing 9:Road Trips 10:Beach 10 things you hate1:Fake People 2:Ignorant People 3:Garbage 4:Dishes 5:Chicago Winters 6:My mom bitching 7:Fighting 8:Silence 9:Game players 10:Did I mention Fake People? 5 firstsBoyfriend / Girlfriend:Ed Crush:Tony Kiss:Ed Best Friend:Gabriella Pet:Gus - My Hamster when i was like 7 30 have you everPicked flowers from someone elses lawn?:yes Cheated on a boyfriend or girlfriend?:sadly, yes Had a close friend die?:yes

Cool
Which Greek Warrior From The Iliad Are You? Odysseus: Always remembered as the clever one. Fortunately for you, everyone seems to overlook your hypocrisy in staying faithful to your wife.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

Cool Test
This test is based on how cool you were in High School and what crowd you ran with, etc................., but it's still pretty accurate by today's standards. You may want to send it to your friends to see if they've changed. LET'S SEE, ARE YOU A STILL A COOL PERSON? Cool Person Test - Click Link below... http://www.sailinganarchy.com/general/2002/cool_test.htm )

Cool
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Cool ;)
Its been very hectic,It's been kinda cool thought some one has been critiquing my photos that has work in the Smithsonian museum. So far soooo good... below is a link to another site i go to for a laught h. "weiners unite ;o)" http://www.showusyourwiener.com Hope every one is having a great week ...Almost done

Cool New Feature
In case you haven't noticed I'm a fan of the blast feature. I like to have my face popping up randomly on everyone's page all the time!! I'm sure you all remember the other day when I had the blues because I really wanted a birthday blast and wasn't going to be able to have one. I had lots of offers but there was just no way for it to work. Well BabyJ did it there is now a feature to buy someone a Blast!! That is super freaking cool :) Can you tell I get excited easily? Now I just have to figure out how to get BabyJ to partner with Teleflora so someone can send me flowers for my birthday! Then life will be perfect. Have a great day cherries and SMILE!! ~update I just realized that seemed a little selfish and bratty I'm just a little bouncy today life is perfect without material objects...I'm a little disgusted that I wrote that

Cool
Look ok iam one hell of a cool lady i sit and say nothing to anyone i do my stash thing and just chill out and of all my friends i have 5 that say hi so whats the deal if you think iam a point player omg you got me wrong you show luv then you will get it back iam here for friends and ones who do say hi time to time SORRY ~~Nancy

Cooler Surfing With Drunkin Dumb-ass Friends
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Cool Little Peoms
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3 Cool Ways To Revive Tired, Puffy Eyes
Eyes look swollen from too much partying, too much computer time, too much sleep - or too little - a bad cold, or simply loose under - eye skin caused by heredity, aging, or both. Whatever the cause of puffed-up peepers, here's how to deflate them fast. Just head for the kitchen and... Slice a cucumber Dermatologists aren't sure what's behind the anti-inflammatory effects of cucumbers but here's a possible explanation: The veggies contain a combo of mild natural acids that reduce water retention. Some beauty pros say cucumbers work best when they're cold, which makes sense: Since cukes are 90 percent water, chilled slices are like delicate mini-ice packs. Reach for the peas. Any bag of frozen food will do, but frozen baby peas have a way of fitting into the nooks and crannies around your eyes. Put a soft cloth around the plastic package to protect your skin from the friged surface, then chill out for 5 to 15 minutes while the cold shrinks the swelling. Make a milk bath Milk

Cool - Learned Two Songs Yesterday!
I try to learn at least one a week - it usually only takes me a few minutes to pick up all the parts, but a few hours of practice to be able to sing and play it (nearly) perfectly - but I had some extra time on my hands yesterday and managed to figure out two: When The Children Cry - White Lion Tears In Heaven - Eric Clapton The first one I do with my 12-string, the second with my nylon-string classical...can't wait to try them out tomorrow night at my open mic gig! Cheers,

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Cool Birthday
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Cool
i took this kool Quiz thing to see which tarot card i am and look what i got Which Tarot Card Are You? You are the Star card. The Star is the light of hope. Shining in the night, sending light into darkness, the stars provide direction to sailors and are a field on which to dream. Humanity used to look up at the sky and desire to be there, to find out what it all meant, and now we have been a distance into space and have elementary ideas of the makeup of all the different stars. This kind of achievement adds further fuel to our hopes. The eternal, slow-moving stars that will be long shining past the end of our own existence provide hope of immortality, and the vast space they suggest and the very mystery they hold provide us with excitement and knowledge yet to be discovered. Image from: Danielle Sylvie Taylor http://members.limitless.org/~morpheum/gallery.htmlTake this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

Cool Quiz!
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Coolest Pic Contest All Can Enter And Win
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In two weeks I get to see Nati!!! For the whole weekend!!!... and then the week after that I get to see Nati!!! ... For the whole weekend again.... hm.... Nati? Norma Jean? Make it the two week policy we had last year! LOL!

Cool
Irish Luck - > > > > His name was Fleming, and he was a poor Scottish > farmer. One day, while > trying to make a living for his family, he heard a > cry for help coming from > a nearby bog. He dropped his tools and ran to the > bog. There, mired to his > waist in black muck, was a terrified boy, screaming > and struggling to free > himself. Farmer Fleming saved the lad from what > could have been a slow and > terrifying death. > > The next day, a fancy carriage pulled up to the > Scotsman's sparse > surroundings. An elegantly dressed nobleman stepped > out and introduced > himself as the father of the boy Farmer Fleming had > saved > > "I want to repay you," said the nobleman. "You saved > my son's life." > > "No, I can't accept payment for what I did," the > Scottish farmer replied > waving off the offer. At that moment, the farmer's > own son came to the door > of the family hovel. > > "Is that your son?" the nobleman asked. > > "Yes,"

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Cool Thing
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A Cool Poem
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Cool Set Of Rules (comes With Warning Label)
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A Cool Site - Jesus Meets Socrates
Somebody showed me a site here where Jesus and Socrates have a conversation. It's really good and I highly recommend reading it. Jesus gets pwned yet again.tag: philosophy, christian, christianity, religion, xtian, xtianity -*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!Join me at CherryTap.com

Cool 3d World
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Cool Site To Be Aware Of
I typed in BDSM and it came up with all kinds of things that have happened. Like the first internet serial killer had a front as a BDSM. Remember to always try to be safe before meeting anyone? You could be a statistic or atleast on a milk carton. Don't think that everyone is dangeous. http://www.crimelibrary.com/index.html

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Cool Chicken 'n' Pasta Salad
Prep Time: 20 minutes Chill Time: 30 minutes Serves: 4 Ingredients: 3 cups cooked elbow macaroni (about 1 1/2 cups dry) OR corkscrew macaroni (about 2 1/4 cups), cooked without salt 2 cans (5 ounces each) Swanson® Premium Chunk Chicken, drained 1 small cucumber, cut in half lengthwise and sliced (about 1 1/2 cups) 1 1/2 cups cherry tomatoes cut in half 1 small onions, chopped (about 1/4 cup) 3 tbsp. chopped fresh parsley 3/4 cup prepared fat free Italian salad dressing Directions: In large bowl toss macaroni, chicken, cucumber, tomatoes, onion, parsley and dressing until evenly coated. Refrigerate at least 30 min.

Cool Dog Story
Missing Dog Found 430 Miles from Home Jun 9, 3:18 PM (ET) FLAGSTAFF, Ariz. (AP) - A basset hound that disappeared from its California home in December has been found 430 miles away in Arizona. The dog, named Fred, was found by an employee Wednesday in the parking lot of the Second Chance Center for Animals in Flagstaff. The next morning, staff members with the shelter found a microchip in Fred that let them figure out he was registered at Riverside County Animal Control. The shelter contacted Fred's speechless owner on Friday. The owner said Fred disappeared after she moved to Riverside in December. She didn't know how he could have ended up in Flagstaff. Paul Fink, a veterinarian at the Flagstaff shelter and a pilot, has offered to fly the dog home to his family.

Cooling Sugar Free Drinks For Kids
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Cool Things About Being A Man
1- Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. 2- Your orgasms are real. Always. 3- Your last name stays put. 4- The garage is all yours. 5- Wedding plans take care of themselves. 6- You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid. 7- Car mechanics tell you the truth. 8- You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut. 9- Hot wax never comes near your pubic area. 10- Same work, more pay. 11- Wrinkles add character. 12- You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments. 13- Wedding dress $2,000.00; Tux rental $100.00 14- If you retain water, it's in a canteen 15- People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them. 16- New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. 17- One mood, all the damn time. 18- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds. 19- A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase. 20- You can open all your own jars. 21- You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. 22- Your

A Cool Site Like This One
I belong to a site called tribe.net there is all kinds of tribes . it is a pretty cool go check it out it is a FREE site just like this one. i also just started a tribe of my own for cooks and chefs . you can also start your own tribe 4 FREE here is the address to my tribe keep in mind i just started my tribe !! this address is to my tribe tribeshttp://tribes.tribe.net/chefsandcooks this address is to the site www.tribe.net there is all kinds of tribes heres a list of them. alumni/schools 2319 automotive 483 business 1010 cities & neighborhoods 1689 companies / co-workers 388 computers & internet 1145 cultures & community 6405 entertainment & arts 7670 family & home 850 games 760 government & politics 1013 health & wellness 1980 hobbies & crafts 1129 money & investing 192 music 5566 other 5283 places & travel 883 recreation & sports 1416 religion & beliefs 2710 romance & relationships 1456 schools & education 580 science & histo

Coolest Contest Ever!!!!!
But I do love this dude like a brother. Go bomb him he deserves to be Mr. Fubar!!!!! And add and rate him while your at it. Show some love to the contest host as well she's a doll. Just click the Pic and drop a comment or 2 on him. If you drop 100+ I'll get you a Platinum Cherry! Drew Rocks!

Cool Test
[b]You Are 62% Evil[/b] [img]http://images.blogthings.com/howevilareyouquiz/evil-4.jpg[/img] You are very evil. And you're too evil to care. Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. [b]How Evil Are You?[/b] [url]http://www.blogthings.com/howevilareyouquiz/[/url]

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Cool Off
Wag ka munang magalit Ako sana’y pakinggan Di ko balak ang ika’y saktan Hindi ikaw ang problema Wala akong iba Di tulad ng iyong hinala Sarili ay di maintindihan Hindi ko malaman, ano ba ang dahilan Ng pansatamantalang paghingi ko ng kalayaan Minamahal kita, pero kelangan ko lang mag-isa [chorus] Wag mong isipin na hindi ka na mahal Sarili ko’y hahanapin ko lang At ang panahon at ang oras ng aking pagkawala Ay para rin sa ating dalawa Wag ka sanang lumuha Sana’y intindihin Ito ang dapat nating gawin Upang magkakilala pa At malaman kung tayo Ay para sa isa’t isa Wag mong pigilin ang damdamin Sa aking pagkawala, makahanap ka bigla ng iba Ngunit pakakatandaan Na mahal pa rin kita, pero kelangan ko lang mag-isa [repeat chorus] Sarili ay di maintindihan Hindi ko malaman, ano ba ang dahilan Ng pansatamantalang paghingi ko ng kalayaan Minamahal kita, pero kelangan ko lang mag-isa [repeat chorus]

Cool Stuff!!! Look Close!
How many horses in this picture? Should find 7 Look at the middle column. Where does it end? DO YOU SEE FOUR PEOPLE? Who is the tallest? A face? .. Or, the word 'liar' ? What do you see here? Do you see the word "LIFT"? Or, a bunch of black splotches ? FIND THE FACES: FOCUS ON THE DOT!

Cool Breakup
Cool Break-up letter. & nice moral !!! JJJJ A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a letter from his girl friend back home. It read as follows: Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love, Becky The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or ex-girlfriends. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope along with this note: Dear Becky, I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the hell you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me. Take Care, Ricky Moral of the story: If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.

Coolness!!!
I was just outside and there were between 6 and 8 bats flying over my house. I thought that was so cool to see. They were swooping around catching mosquitos. I really need to put up a couple bat houses in the trees out back. I know, I'm weird. I like bats, what can I say?

Cool Magic (you Can Try It)
Cool Magic.....You Should Try It On PC MAGIC #1 Nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on the Computer which can be named as "CON". This is something pretty Cool...and Unbelievable. ... At Microsoft the whole Team, couldn't answer why this happened ! TRY IT NOW ,IT WILL NOT CREATE " CON " FOLDER MAGIC #2 (It Didn't Work In Windows Vista) For those of you using Windows, do the following: 1.) Open an empty notepad file 2.) Type "Bush hid the facts" (without the quotes) 3 .) Save it as whatever you want. 4.) Close it, and re-open it. MAGIC #3 Open Microsoft Word and type =rand (200, 99) And then press ENTER Then see the magic... Regards MasterEmOn

Cool.. Weird Facts!!
1. A shrimp's heart is in its head. 2. The 'sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick' is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language. 3. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants. 4. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times. 5. If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles? 6. In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere. 7. A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. 8. 23% of all photocopier faults world-wide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts. 9. Most lipstick contains fish scales. 10. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different. 11. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you

Cool Cotton
Cool Cotton by guruchelles © I lie in bed. I am cold; my fingers especially. I bury them under my arms, closer to my warmer core. But the furnace needs to be stoked. I imagine fluffers on a porn set. I once read that they don't actually exist, that it is so hard to become a male porn star that if you need a fluffer, well then, you just don't make it in the industry. I remember footage I have seen of oiled up, muscled 'actors' vaguely watching the squeaky scene before theirs' while slowly rubbing their own cocks. It does not turn me on. But I want something to. I want to feel the full, clenching ecstasy of my orgasm before rolling over in my friction-warmed sheets and pressing my thighs together to send aftershocks through my clitoris. But I am sleepy. Maybe not tonight. Maybe I'll wait. I turn my left cheek towards the pillow as my right as my right hand slides down between my legs. I cup the mound of my pussy, just resting there, just feeling its soft warmth. My palm is tick

Cool Chat And File Sharing Programs
i have posted these before,but im doing it again for those who havn't seen yet. www.winmxworld.com has a nice forum for the p2p network. if you're interested in chat and filesharing winmx is the place to be. the new patch can be found here. http://patch.winmxconex.com if you have problems getting connected paste this channel/room name into the channelbar next to filter button then click the join button on right WinMXWorld.com Help_6444D04ABABE entering this room will send you to live help. sometime you have to wait or check back depending on your time zone some people may be sleeping or at work. some cool rooms are the real source code,acid lounge,the hot tub,sexy chat around the world,vampire vixen,the morgue and dark metal. just a few examples of many. www.filetopia.com is another cool and reliable p2p where u can chat and share files. if you try filetopia visit the candyshop,vampire kingdom,winmxcrew and people's choice power station. http://sourceforge.net/projects/dcplusplu

Cool Ideas...
The Hottest Sex Tips on the Planet Cosmo rounded up the steamiest tricks and mattress methods from women around the globe. Grab your passion passport and start reading! Sure, we American chicks know how to give and get toe-curling thrills in bed, but there are still a few frisky things we could learn from booty-lovin' babes abroad. With the help of Cosmo editors and readers around the world (there are a whopping 50 international editions of Cosmopolitan) and some of the top cross-cultural sex experts, we've rounded up the steamiest secrets on earth. Dig in to snag the confidence and hot bedroom habits of foreign bombshells. Stretch Out Foreplay Always rushing through the arousal stages of sex is a shagging shame. "In many cultures, seduction begins long before a couple gets to the bedroom," says Amy Sueyoshi, PhD, assistant professor of human sexuality and ethnic studies at San Francisco State University. "The mere knowledge that a sexual encounter is about to happen can b

Cool Stuff
so i have so really cute new stuff on my page and it would make me super happy if my friends would either leave me a voice message or a kiss or a gift or all three anyways i always try to do this stuff for other people. thank you if you do this luv me

Cool Stuff Part 2
i have spent all day trying to figure out why i have been getting random gifts.lmao, when i said leave a gift i ment under my online tree that is on my profile, but thank you all for the gifts. see i just uploaded a tree where you can pick out a gift and leave one for me and a picture where you can give me a kiss under the misltoe, thank you all for the gift anyways. if you want to see this cool stuff than look under my about me on my profile thanks again p.s. if you put any of this stuff on your profile let me know and i will do the same for you

Cool Night Passion
Rain falls, meeting with hot flesh, leaving a steamy trail of passion flowing across the bare bodies of two lovers, lips meet in a burst of firey passion as two bodies become entwined, standing naked under the sky as it opens up.... thunder rolls as if singing in tune with moans of pure pleasure and excstasy...lighting flashes..highlighting every little curve... hands caress flesh... as the two dance the dance of lust driven madness... thrusting and rolling...feeling the heat from each other as the rain seems to steam and rise from their bodies...his hands caress her face....neck... and meet with subtle breasts...his mouth seems to dance across her body as her back arches...moaning with pure pleasure.. passion gives rise to pure lust as they collide.. kisses turn into bites... caressess turn in hard squeazes...as their hips collide... thrusting into her like a man driven mad... he grabs her hair..pulling her head back..as his firey tongue works its magic across her neck.. he bites he

The Coolest Christmas Present I Got
The Coolest Christmas present I got By Eric Ethan The coolest Christmas I got cam early this year, Is a special friend that came into my life this year? We met on 9/11 of last year , but this year we got to know each other better and have a lot of things in common. She is always there for me and I always there for here we ask about each other days and how the family is holding . WE share a special bond and that’s the coolest things together, we show each other pictures of ourselves to each other, she is angel and very beautiful lady and the coolest special friend Someday If I met her I’m going to hug her so tight and tell how much how she saved me But each day I write to her I get to know everyday when she can get on and just here kind words of hope and wisdom from a special friend I feel comfortable around her a lot and she cured of my shyness on things that we know but want discuss in public She rocks my he

Cool Friends
I wish I could reach out and hold your hand. I'll be there when you need a friend. We talk about the things that interest us. With you is were I want to be, they make such a fuss. I love you; it's easy to see. "Cool Friends" is the term for you and me. I want more but it's so hard to achieve. Seeing you with her fills my soul with deceive. I reach higher and try harder to get to you. There is really nothing more I can do. By...me Stacie Anrold

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Mike's sexual nickname: "Hot Rod" Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com Mike -- [adjective]:Extremely dominant 'How will you be defined in the Sexual Dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com Theres a suprise!! lol You will go to jail for... Performing a strip tease on the street 'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com Also!! Not a suprise..lol...hahaha.. You have an Aggressive Bedroom Personality! You like to get what you want in the bedroom and aren't afraid to go for it. You like to be the one calling the shots, and your partners love it when you take the lead. 'What's your Bedroom Personality?' at QuizUniverse.com FUCKIN RIGHT!!

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A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him. Moral of the story: 1. Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy 2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend 3. And when you’re in deep shit, it’s best to keep your mouth shut!