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Book Worm
I was seven years old when I got my first library card. I still remember the feel of the laminated plastic, my scrawled attempt at a cursive signature. It was like holding one of my grandmama's two week old poodle puppies in the palm of my hand - a world of possibilities. That little card was punched until the corners resembled gummy pig tails. By then it was too late. I was hopelessly addicted to the smell, the feel, the wonder of all those books. It was a craving for that feeling that called to me from an open door as I meandered along my favorite hippie block. The sign read: "The Real Look Bookstore, for independent book culture." Now that sounded like my kind of place. One mad dash against traffic later and the smell hit me like an insulted prizefighter - square between my eyes. Not much larger than an inner-city classroom, the small space had been transformed into an urban literary oasis. From floor to ceiling, the potential of every corner maximized for optimal storage, ease of

Book Of The Month By Lovage
you and me are the disease and the germs are spreading use me like listerine, keeping your breath fresher feel the stroke of your paintbrush, my blank sheet of paper i'm your book of the month, read the fine print later we'll invent new four letter words you are the bitter, i am the sweet run through the fields, sing with the birds you are the griddle, i am the meat i'll turn you on like the electric company you are the bitter, i am the sweet flick on the switch and light your pilot light you are the griddle, i am the meat you and me are the disease and the germs are spreading use me like listerine, keeping your breath fresher feel the stroke of your paintbrush, my blank sheet of paper i'm your book of the month, read the fine print later we'll laugh away our golden years you are the bitter, i am the sweet we'll line the clouds with silver tears you are the griddle, i am the meat you and me are the disease and the germs are spreading use me like listerine, keeping your

The Book Test
You Are a Thinker You tend to have your feet on the ground. You think about what's actual, and you love facts. You are a rational person. You like to think through ideas, and you like the thoughts that books spark. You are a person with a few deep interests. If you're drawn to something, you learn everything about it. You are a person who values your possessions. You tend to have fewer things but of higher quality. The Book Test Blogthings: Quizzes and Tests and Memes, Oh My!

Book Review
Forsaking erotic fiction for more serious (but still ultimately masturbatory) prose, I recently finished reading Jonathan Franzen's The Corrections. My assessment: Heavenly, heavenly prose. I sighed with pleasure, groaned with delight, craved a cigarette when it was over. Sometimes I'd read a great sentence and just stop, admire, and, as one reviewer warned, have to check my impulse to whistle. I try not to be prescriptive, but if this book isn't on your reading list, it really ought to be.

Books Or Movies?
Someone posted a MuMM about whether you should read the book before seeing the movie. As usual, this prompted a spate of "The book is always better" comments. I felt driven to respond, and in fact, decided to blog my response too : "Seriously, all those people who say books are always better, try reading Jurassic Park. That book is WELL SHIT.Fact is, books and films are two different media, and have different narrative and structural requirements. People who whine about adaptations and how this bit got cut out, or how this character wasn't how they pictured it, simply don't understand this, and as such, in my opinion, are making themselves look stupid. OF COURSE it's different, it's supposed to be. Books you read in multiple sittings, at your own pace. You can flick through, back, re-read sections.... Movies are designed to be consumed in one sitting, at a pace directed by the filmmakers. If you can't see the difference in the craft, you're not appreciating either medium truly.It's

Book Blessing
Book Blessing I will serve the Great GoddessAnd give reverence to the Great God I am a PaganA stone in the ancient circleStanding firmlyBalanced on the EarthYet open to the winds of heavenAnd enduring through timeMay the old Gods witness my wordsBlessed Be "As pagans we are gifted with the many mysteries of the Gods. Through spells, rituals, invocations etc, we have the ability to alter our lives and the lives of those around us. Go forth I say, and explore and revel in these wonders. But do so with compassion, understanding, and responsibility towards our fellow travellers. Some who walk the path with open eyes and heart, and others who though they walk the path may never see the trail before them"

Books, Didnt Mean For It To Turn Out That Way
Ah another day, another moment to realize how stuck in life i am at the moment. Its odd ive never really felt that before. I always seem to have had some plan to get where i want to go. For the past few months ive think ive gotten the point where i just wanna keep going but not really head in any direcation in particular. I just wanna stay where i am and thats it. Time can feel free to stand still. That would be fine with me Ive gotten used to having to accomplish no goals, other than laundry and dishes. Ive gotten lazy, not in the body, in the mind. Every once in a while the occaisional fresh air topic or diane rhem guest on NPR will get my brain going, get the rusty gears in my head turning. (Yes i listen to NPR, and wait wait....dont tell me is one of my favorite shows) Speaking of exercising the mind, i have been reading more lately. In the past few weeks ive managed to knock a few books off my list. The Glass Castle was a great read. In it the author recounts her childhood

Book Club: For Those Who Have Finished Wwz
No spoiler worry, just let it all hang out. There are still a good number of people who haven't finished it so I'd like everyone who has to migrate over here. Here are just some topics I'm throwing up- PLEASE feel free to ignore them and do your own! I'm keeping this kinda sparse on purpose because you guys are a hell of a lot smarter than I am. Just want to generally talk about what you thought of the book? Awesome, type away. Discussion topics: How do you think your city would handle the outbreak? Do you live in a place where you might have a chance of survival, or would be you taken out in the initial wave? (The only exception applies to this gentleman:) * What are some of the most interesting *non-fiction* things you've learned from this, what you thought would be a fun little piece of zombie fiction? * How did your expectations of this book differ from what you read? Were you disappointed or pleasantly surprised? * Holy shit, underwater zombies. I can't get

Books That Show You The True Side Of Humanity
I just finished reading "A Contortionist Handbook" by Craig Clevenger. All I can say is "WOW"! Clevenger has a new fan. I'm going to find more of his work. For this to be his first book, I'm almost salivating to read the next one. I would put him on the same level with Chuck Palahniuk (fight club, choke). All i can say is that this book is a short read. I read it in two seatings, and truely wanted to read it in one. I was hooked on the first page. Yet it only got better the more i read. This is why I'm a huge Palahniuk fan. Short books that get to the point, yet shows you the whole story of why we do what we do. It's in your face and and steps on your toes. You will laugh at good guys and love the people you would normaly hate in real life. You find your self cheering on the loser. Take it from me, if you think you know people. If you think you have the perfect life. If you think you just have all the answers to life. Think again! Just read Chuck Palahniuk an

The Book Of Eli
This movie is a must see! Imagine if you will, Mad Max type world, A post apocolyptic life, where everyone is struggling to survive. Eli, played by Densel, is a righteous man on a mission to restore the world to how he remembers it, before the event. On his journey he runs into a power hungry tyrant (Gary Oldman)who is in search of "The Book". And if you know movies, you know when Gary Oldman plays the bad guy, its an awesome performance! This movie has some surprises and twists, as Eli makes his way west, to the place that he is lead to by God. This movie takes you in, and you forget about how the world is now, and imagine yourself in the world created by the director. If this scenario were to happen, we there would be one more chapter written in the Bible called eli. Forget about religion, its not the point of the movie. and oh yeah, the eye candy... He who has the book, controls the faith of the world. as you were.

Book Blurb
I'm writing a book.I need feedback.Honesty and any helpful remarks will be greatly appreciated.Below is a blurb from my book. Prologue The Dreamer Awakens I guess if it werent' for the recurring dream I have I would never have survived what came next.Alerted to wakefulness,I could hear a chittering sound,like teeth...LOTS of teeth and the slithering of something wet across the floor.My head was pounding.Something was wrong here,VERY wrong.I dove out of bed just in time to see the giant sluglike creature leap onto where I had just vacated.A Hellworm.....All teeth and VERY hungry.Rows of needle-like fangs lining its gullet.I dove naked for the window as it slid off my bed,its body making a loud,wet plopping sound.It lunged at me as I threw myself through the glass.I quickly got up and ran along the fire escape,not daring to look back.A loud keening sound came from it.I dropped to the ground and hit it running.Where I didn't know.Glancing back I could see it's h

The Book Test
You Are Brilliant You are a true ideas person. No concept is too far out for you. You have are drawn to the darker elements of life. You like a bit of grit. Art excites you. You try to bring it into your everyday life as much as possible. You're going through a phase where nothing seems particularly interesting to you. The Bookstore Test Blogthings: 100's of Fun, Free Quizzes and 3 Stupid Ones

Books, Books, And More Books. Best Place I've Found To Buy Books.
If you want some cheaper ways of buying books, you should check out www.thriftbooks.com. They have free shipping on all orders and most of the books I've gotten from them have been about $3.95. I belong to like seven book clubs, and am a member at barnes and noble so I buy like on average maybe 30 to 40 books a month s...ometimes. We book lovers need to stick together, especially since too many people are doing the books online thing. We need to let authors know that there are still people who like the traditional books instead of them just putting them online and not on paper.

Books That Wound And Stab Us, Part 1
“This, however, was not done out of any wicked desire to keep people ignorant. The feeling which prompted the heretic hunters of that day was really a very kindly one. They firmly believed – nay, they knew – that this life was but the preparation for our real existence in the next world. They felt convinced that too much knowledge made people uncomfortable, and hence to perdition. A mediaeval Schoolman who saw one of his pupils stray away from the revealed authority of the Bible and Aristotle, that he might study things for himself, felt as uncomfortable as a loving mother who sees her young child approach a hot stove. She knows that he will burn his little fingers if he is allowed to touch it and she tries to keep him back, and if he will only obey her, she will be as good to him as she possibly can be.” To the best of my knowledge, the history/social science teachers I had in high school – Mr. Rutherford in tenth grade, Ms. Balsamo in eleventh,

Books In My Hands This February 15...in The Doldrums Of Winter...spring Only One Ides Away..
What I've Just Finished: The Cathedral Of The Sea, by Ildefonso Falcones. A heavy, thick, and gorgeously jacketed novel, written by a Barcelona author and translated from continental Spanish, this story takes us to 12th century Barcelona and the true story of the building of one of the most important cathedrals in Spain, through the life of a single man whose lifetime coincides with, and is intertwined with, the construction of the Cathedral Of The Sea. Fascinating.. gripping.. and enlightening.. I could not put it down, and would never have known that this book was not written in English originally, so skillful is the translation. Edenborn, by Nick Sagan. If the author's name sounds familiar.. yes, he is the son of Carl Sagan, famed astronomer, author of Cosmos and Contact, and founder of SETI, the Search For Extraterrestrial Intelligence. Edenborn is the second in a post-apocalyptic series.. an Earth devastated by plague and now inhabited by a grand total of less than two do

Books That Wound And Stab Us, Part 2
“The fate of the world – to be decided by a vote among the power elite. To think that it would come to this. Before we vote, let me say one more thing. To institute a utopia, we will have to take total control of the world. To the average person out there, is that any different than what the Overmind tried to do? In either case, no free will!” What if superheroes took their own rhetoric seriously? That’s the overarching premise of Marvel Comics’ September 1985-August 1986 twelve-issue series “Squadron Supreme”, where the title heroes, after their world (an “alternate Earth” to the world where Spider-Man, the Fantastic Four, etc. live) was totally devastated in large part due TO them under alien mind control – the “Overmind” in Nighthawk’s closing speech above to the group. Instead of aiding in recovery from natural disasters and defeating super villains, what if heroes really acted with their power

Books That Wound And Stab Us, Part 3
“It has always been the prime function of mythology and rite to supply the symbols that carry the human spirit forward, in counteraction to those other constant human fantasies that tend to tie it back.” (p.11) I’ve read fantasy author Neil Gaiman refuses to read Joseph Campbell’s 1949 book “The Hero With A Thousand Faces” because he doesn’t want to know that the structure of story was, has been, and will be laid out, that he’s fated or has no choice about what his characters do in specific situations. George Lucas the creator of “Star Wars” relied on this book heavily to make the adventures of Luke Skywalker gel as epic storytelling. I recognize from my first novel “Progeny” as well as other works I’ve done how even when we don’t focus on this as a symbol of that it’s still there. All stories that stick with you are really the same basic story. Tam Elbrun: (to Data) Why does everything hav

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5 Books Every Man Should Read
Has any one of you read these? Recommend any? TOP FIVE CLASSICS EVERY MAN SHOULD READ 1. The Sun Also Rises by Ernest HemingwayIt may seem like a love story, but it’s way cooler. Plus, we hear Hemingway was known to imbibe. And for that, we salute him. 2. Tender is The Night by F. Scott FitzgeraldYeah, yeah, we know: You had to read his other book in high school, and now we’re telling you to check this one out. Don’t worry. This one’s a little provocative, a lot addicting. 3. Washington Square by Henry JamesCompletely old-school, and based on a true story—two of our favorite things. 4. On The Road by Jack KerouacThe road trip you wish you could take. Don’t just see the movie. 5. Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt VonnegutSatire + war. All you need to know.

Book Burning.
I sat scratching the black gunk out of a very wise coin.Silver. Old. Grampa's.I never got the trick of rolling it between my fingers, I used to flip, flit, and skidmostly down school halls and into hospital elevatorsbut then I lost my two-headed quarter down a grate at six flags.I'd never run that risk with this one.Too many burdens, too many hefty decisions lay on the face of this token.I was stalling.I've been stalling since she left.Running from the very deliberate, very cerebral sense that a wrong had to be righted.The lights were on in a room no one was in.The faucet had been left on.More wrongs came in the meantime.Bigger ones.Wrapped my head up.Swole my pretty face.Wrecked my bodyand my shitty ride.Couldn't breathe.Couldn't walk.Couldn't move the sunlight.Couldn't hide from flying schrapnel and the big black feathers dragging me under.The heart is cold.The mind isfullSleep evades.And my starving hands hunger for a shiv named justice.Ask.Toss.Catch.Then ignore your answer.Open h

Book Of Time Pt.1
Running through this life of unexpected twists and turns. You have to keep you distance from the flame or you will get burned. Always see me step across the way, you see I've learned. Don't ever stick your nose in where it's none of your concearn. To many people faking and trying to take what you've earned. Keep what is in your heart cause that's the only thing that is yours. A mind full of pain and unspoken words... You knew the answer to the question before the question was even heard. I've got to live, not hide away. On a trip to outer space. Not all the pieces to the puzzle are here, but I will find another way to make it through this year. I had been down and strung out for so long that I never realized what was going on. Just another fading image in this book of time. I try to think of thoughts but I have lost my mind. Nothing is ever going your way. Nothing has ever made me want to stay. Trapped on this planet of lies, tracked and mapped by unseen eyes. Free is

The Book Of Evil Jessie
With metal bang and bones crushing fear of Black Death hearing screams of blood you take ,so live forever take their lives drain there blood ,you shell Become one with darkness and feel your soul die

The Book Of Evil Jessie
Day turns into night you come out of the Shadow and try make pease with your demon ,but you can't your thurst for blood over takes you ,you became a monster, addicted to blood and heart beating every. Time someone walks past you ,you hear the heart beating, you see your pray. andthey fall like rose in the snow

The Book Of Evil Jessie
With her she looks like angel ,but truth she a demon with white wings ,she wants to be free but can't she lives on blood ,and live off every mans desire, her soul is black as my heart blackened ,I have no soul to be taken, I am slave to the invented cross ,a Knight of Devils kingdom, burning ssouls and buying new ones every day.

Book Of Evil Jessie
As day turns in night I feel the animal in side me wanting to feed the smell of blood making weak ,with burning of the sun making hard for me go out every day, I am changing in the monster . She told me to drink her blood it will give you freedom from you're hell but in reality I was dammed , see only in moon light feeding on weak and helpless, now most of them gone what I called friends , but in reality I was last true blood. So my heart was black ,my soul was sold .

The Book Of Secret Desires
She closed the book, placed it on the table and finally decided to walk through the door. For her, a lifetime of corruptions were then dispelled. You were suspected. I was an implement. They would do nothing. The book could encompass what otherwise impossible thoughts might carry the imaginer away in their dreams. Delivering that final comeuppance, the journey of a lifetime, or simply to re-exist, one need only cast their thoughts into those pages. One of the romantic verses could revive a lost love. And who wouldn’t pay the price? Over the past one hundred years, the lift car had been serviced dozens of times, and none could circumvent its curious course. Some whispered “curious curse” when it arrived at the lobby with no one onboard. All weren’t lost, indeed, many returned after fabulous adventures or a miraculous cure. Always there, lay the book, often a token. Hers was a baby shoe. This decision might be her l

The Book Of Evil Jessie
Dark shadows that fill all a round you,Its like hole you can not find your way out at bottom of hole there's water blackened but water , you try swim but going no were , cold and tired , about to sink then swim. You see the light but to far to get too . So embarrassed the darkness, and set your self free .

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Book Links
posted on 10/29/2012 @ 12:10 pm Where to find my books at publishamerica.com (edit | delete) http://fubar.com/where-to-find-my-books-at-publishamerica-com/b350188-1185288 Beauty Around the World by: Michael (Miki) Profant Price: $16.95 Product Details ISBN: 1-60703-426-3 # Pages: 87 pages Dimensions: 6 x 9 Format: Softcover Latest News: Less than 30 pct of all books are bought in real bookstores. Product Description If you ask where my inspiration to write poetry comes from, I would have to say from everywhere. From gray misty mornings to a beautiful smile, I try to see beauty in everything. I once told a friend beauty wasn’t just about her face. It could be a smile, a sparkle in the eyes, a soft touch, or words that warm my heart—qualities that all women have. So if you feel the urge, write me and maybe I’ll write one for you. I hope you will enjoy this book. Beauty Around the World Book 2 by: Michael (Miki) Profant Price: $19.95

Book Of Evil Jessie
As I lay here in ashes seen the light , the darkness and death fades way with new chapter of life begins . No more feeding on the weak and powerless. Been cold and angry all time . my soul has found peace. After been free from my duty stealing souls. Taken them to dark side . I know I will not be forgiven . And be damned to this fucking rock sucks but until I get call in to darkness again I know what I am in for .

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Boo @ Last Minute Snowstorms.
Meh. So the trip was good. Lots of snow, lots of wet roads, alternate routes, delays and shit. Got camp set up before it started raining here. x.x Its quite cold. Lol. So, were in Florence AZ. And for the first time ever, I have cell service @ an event! Woooaaaahhhh. Phones low on power though. =P. So it'll be off a lot. Thanks for all the VD wishes. =). You all make me feel special. Illusion, Cat, Ninja, King, Misfit, Alice, Purr, Erika. Thanks ya's. I was afraid that this VD was only going to bring with it a terrible crotch itch. Or anal leakage. =P Well, time to be a pirate for the wknd. =D! If I missed anyones wishes... I'm sorry... Either I didn't get 'em or my minds already friend. Take it easy all! Happy wishes from Estrella War! Yarr.

Boom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Explosions are pretty After I was laid down to sleep I prayed to my father That you could burn with me We'd bid a farewell to our flesh and sunshine's and moonbeam and things like that Goodbye to roses and dreamers and hell-o to torture But you refused my invite And the tickets have already been paid for What's the point of stopping to smell the roses the roses are dead To forever be in sunshine would be purgatory for me I need to bathe in the crud so as the prospect of the shower That your essence cleans me with can be more almost deserving as if I endured the torture for the prize. Of course I should have chosen door number one Now I'm alone To bare it Alone I need this bad I guess more than any other My dreams are a constant that never waiver's. For a being that wants, everything means nothing, and something unknown to that being is the only thing that will satisfy When my father comes for me

Boomkat - The Wreckoning
I came I saw I kicked some ass The pain I cause it makes me laugh 'Cause the way I do my thing is strange I just inject myself into your veins, yeah Can't run can't hide There's no way out The sun will rise and it's about Time for the wreckoning Time time for this girl to sing Damn if I thought that you would change And my life would stay the same When you don't even care about me You know, you don't give a damn Well things will come and things will go And one thing I know for sure is that You don't give a shit about me And so I'm walking out the door. (oh yeah) Can't move can't breathe it's gettin dark The beast has come to steal your heart So you better practice your scream Well you may not live your dreams Things will come and things will go And one thing I know for sure is that You don't give a shit about me And so I'm walking out the door. The wreckoning The wreckoning The wreckoning Oh, it's time The wreckoning The wreckoning The wreck

Boom ! ! !
The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, "What a great chest you have!" He tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, Baby." He takes off his pants and the blonde says, "What massive Calves you have!" The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lbs. Of dynamite, baby." He then removes his underwear, and the blonde goes running out of the Apartment screaming in fear. The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that. The blonde replies, "I didn't want to be around all that dynamite when I saw how short the fuse was !!!!!!

Boomer .....sooner
Twas the Night Before the Big XII ‘Twas the night before the Big XII and all through the land, not a Tiger was stirring, not even the band. Their Jockeys were hung by the locker with care, in hopes that the Sooners soon would be there. Temple was nestled all snug in his bed, while visions of the BCS danced in his head. And Pinkel in his kerchief full of Tiger pride, and Bob and the Sooners ready to ride. When down in San Antone there arose such a clatter, Chase sprang from his bed to see what was the matter. He realized the Option was gone in a flash, and Maclin’s dreams of running had just been dashed. The Tiger tight ends trembled as they watched the show, A Crimson and Cream luster set the horizon aglow. When what to their wondering eyes should they find, but a miniature Schooner, seven National Titles behind. With a wizened old driver, skilled in leading his troops, they knew in a moment it must be Bob Stoops. More rapid th

Boom
The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, "What a great chest you have!" He tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, Baby." He takes off his pants and the blonde says, "What massive Calves you have!" The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby." He then removes his underwear, and the blonde goes running out of the Apartment screaming in fear. The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that. The blonde replies, "I didn't want to be around all that dynamite when I saw how short the fuse was !!!!!!

Boom
Since yesterday afternoon i've had no cable, no internet, and no phone. Rogers, (my provider), will be at my place sometime between 8:30am - 5pm... Ya i have to wait around all fucking day. Grrrrr. I'm down at friends house cause i'm totally addicted to Fubar, and "wanted to check things". So make up my mind... Did i come down to friends house because i have no life and wanted to see what you guys were doing? or Am i the fucking anal, and came online to make sure you guys have made sure i'm 100% shitfaced? When i get internets back, i better be shitfaced or your all blocked. Have a great Sunday, guess i'll go clean. KILL ME NOW. :P

Boom, Head Shot!
Please shut up. I hate your voices. No, not the ones in my head. The ones all around. You irriate my very existence. For God's sake, just disappear. Oh to have a moment of peace. Quit your bitching. I'm not listening. Tuning you out. LA LA LA LAAAA! Ugh. Where's my gun? Naw, it's not that bad. I hope it never gets that bad. I need a vacation. And this time, it'll be with someone I like. *AHEM* *GIGGLE* Don't ask. I feel ill. I need a Dr. A medical Dr. A head Dr. A Dr. of the soul. I need a Soul Man. I need a soul, man. FFS. Ramble much? Bang Bang, my baby shot me down. What is the reply to that song? Stab Stab, I got up and stabbed you, bitch? Oh, love. How epic and tragic a love story I have lived. Psh, who am I kidding. Nothing epic about choosing the wrong men. Or do they pick me? What if we're all just picking the same people... reincarnated, over and over? what a fucked up joke. Don't you have better shit to do, God.. Allah, Budd

Booming Quest
Senses high, tensing ready, Feel the rush, growing ever steady, Greet the dawn, feel its glow, Throw my cloak on, meet the snow, Sprint a mile, in the dust, Bracing winds, fuel my lust, Catch the train, know no pain, Stand high, tall, show no shame, Balance nigh, brace the gale, Soaring like the eagles sail, Soak my mane, seek to gain, A precious gift, still unclaimed, Meld with crowds, warmth enough, Peruse the shelves, things go untouched, Glowing while I meet the stares, Of empty suits, keen on sales, Nod my thanks, steal away, Off to Cambridge, across the way, Play some chess, breathe a sigh, Surrender my quest, bid this day bye-bye

The Boomerang Effect
I squashed 666 of God's little miracles... I kicked them, I crippled them, I crushed them on the floor... But there's more! In my tea, in my cheese, in my hair... Up there! Monsters... I see monsters, they covered up the sky, murder in their eyes. The bullets bounce off their armour and I'm thinking about my Karma

Boomer May He Rest In Peace 10/03/2010
Since I have been on this site, I have lost 3 dogs... yesterday Boomer gave me his final kisses and drifted off to sleep. The love I have for my dogs in incredible, and the loss I feel today is so deep. He loved me so much! I was his whole world for nearly 16 years. I miss him so much.... I love you Boomy!

Boomy Ratebacks
Personally I think that if you rate someone that has a boomy running, that the rate bate you get from them should count towards your daily rate totals... I can understand not having a famp count because it isnt really your rate, you just get the points for it. I say that if the rate counts enough that the person cant come to your page and rate you that it should be counted towards your daily totals... imo

Boomy Contest
BOOMERANG CONTEST IS NOW OPEN!! runs till Feb 2nd THE FU WITH THE MOST POINTS WINS! 1ST WINNER= BOOMY 2ND WINNER= 3CR BLING 3RD WINNER= 1CR BLING ******rate and comment the Fu you want to win****** how can you help? 1) R/F/A the hostess (remeber to tell the hostess who sent you) 2) rate your fave Fu's pik 3) drop a comment or 2 for good luck 5) BONUS POINTS send the hostess a... Bling Ticker or Pimp The hostess (remebe

Boo Made Me Do It......
Do you like to cuddle?It's something that I've become addicted to over the years, and if its the middle of the summertime I'll pay for the extra electricity to keep it cold enough for its necessityWho has the ability to hurt you the most emotionally?My daughter, because like me she has the inate ability to shoot from the hip with deadly accuracy at timesDo you cry easily?No, but I've noticed that since 40 its nowhere near as difficult as it once was. Call it manopause *shrugs*Has the last person you kissed ever made you cry?Yes. Ever cried while you were on the phone with that person?No.Are you excited for anything?I live in a village of 300 people......We get excited when someone's raking their leaves next door.How are you feeling right now?Zombiish but improving.What are you doing right now?Wondering why I copied this quiz from Boo - was cute when she did it?What should you be doing right now?Earning what my company pays me to do.......ooopsAre you worried about anything right now?M

Boomy Contest Winners....
> > > > > > > > > Thank you to everyon who entered my Boomy contest! > > the winners are... > > > 1st place > Funsized Gothlette XxGDxX@ fubar > > 2nd place > Hypnotiq xx ecs xxFuCTxx@ fubar > > 3rd place > VivaLaMFKNOGxDOLLxECSxFE2x3vilxPdPx@ fubar > > and the booby sitting in 4th is.... > H3rbalR3m3dy@ fubar > > > xox congrats to everyone for the effort! > best of luck next time!! > thank you! > > THE MUTHA FUKN PRINCESS TO YOU@ fubar > > > > > >

Boomy Contest..runs For 2 Weeks...
BOOMY Contest Will run for 2 weeks... Most rates and comments to win!!!! Rates on pic=5 pts Comments on pic=10 pts FROM CONTESTANTS TO ME Tickers=20 pts Bling=5pts per credit Blasts to me=50pts New friends sent to me= 20pts Send me your pic you want to use for the contest, if you have any questions send me a message!!! CLICK ON ANY BOOMY TO JOIN IN

Boomerang
Boomerang I listened to a voice on the phone the most beautiful voice I ever heard so beautiful and sweet I was captivated by her every word. Even though we never met I could tell right away if I didn't try to capture her Heart It may just go astray. I reached out and grabbed it, and held it so tight but when I tried to look at it, it was out of sight. I learned a lesson that day a lesson I should already know once you've captured the Heart of an Angel, you never let it go. I found out some hearts are differant, and there's something you never see, to truly appreciate the heart of the one you love sometimes you have to set it free. Letting go isn't easy, but sometimes it's something you have to do, the Heart is like a boomerang and if it is meant

Boomy Give Away
Tonight at 8pm Central I will be holding a random drawing for a boomy. Rules 1. Once there is 30 people in the lounge Social Disorder http://fubar.com/lounge/80484 2. goto http://fubar.com/lounge/80484 and become a member 3. Be there at 8 pm Central time 9 east or 6 west 4. Must be present to win. Be there........

The Boondocks-a Date With The Health Inspector (parts 1 & 2)
THIS IS MY FAVORITE EPISODE! 10 POINTS TO THOSE WHO CAN TELL ME WHO ED WUNCLER III AND GIN RUMMY REPRESENT. ANOTHER 10 POINTS TO THOSE WHO CAN TELL ME WHO PLAYS THEIR VOICES! ANOTHER 10 POINTS TO THOSE WHO CAN TELL ME WHAT THE WHOLE GAS STATION SCENE REPRESENTS! PART 1: PART 2:

Boondox~seven
(A tiskit a taskit The scarecrows out his casket Turn out the lites and lock the doors Prayin that he passes) A vision of the dead and the inbread of the backwoods Muthafucka born inside a tool shed Momma never loved me never paid me no attention Daddy was a rapist 30 years upstate in Fulton County Prison And I was raised by my own will Survivin offa scraps and bones Bear traps and road kill Spendin my days and my nites all alone N my mind is gone there sumthin wrong wit my dome They shoulda put me in that tomb I didnt ask for this life When they cut me out the womb with a dull pocket knife Now i walk with a scythe And a murderous ability A corn-fed muthafucka filled with hostility Cracked out and im gone off the moonshine A hundred eighty proof wine made from that muska dyin Out in these corn fields learnin all these wicked skills Swingin slicin choppin dicin Country boy born to kill (Chorus x2) A demon spawn child of a bastard son seven born at seven and

Boondock Saints
Okay - a kick ass movie, but with great lines too! And shepherds we shall be, for Thee my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. We will flow a river forth unto Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patris, et Fili, et Spiritu Sancti. -Boondock Saints

The Boondock Saints Prayer
AND SHEPARDS WE SHALL BE, FOR THEE MY LORD. FOR THEE, POWER HATH DESCENDED FORTH FROM THY HAND. THAT OUR FEET MAY SWIFTLY CARRY OUT THY COMMAND. SO WE SHALL FLOW A RIVER FORTH TO THEE AND TEEMING WITH SOULS SHALL IT EVER BE. IN NOMINE PATRIS. ET FILII. ET SPIRITUS SANCTI.

The Boondock Saints Movie
OK FOLKS I JUST FINISHED WATCHING THE MOVIE FOR THE 2ND TIME, AND IT WAS EVEN BETTER THIS TIME THEN THE 1ST TIME I SAW IT. I AM SO GOING TO BUY THIS MOVIE. I LOVE IT. IT TOTALLY ROCKS PEOPLE. IT IS ALSO MY BROTHER IN LAWS FAVORITE MOVIE. ANYBODY ELSE SEE IT, AND WHAT YOU THINK OF IT???

The Boondock Saints Pryer
Hey every1! How u all doin? im good:D Heres a lil somethin to read:D:D:D:D:D The Boondock Saints Prayer: AND SHEPARDS WE SHALL BE, FOR THEE MY LORD. FOR THEE, POWER HATH DESCENDED FORTH FROM THY HAND. THAT OUR FEET MAY SWIFTLY CARRY OUT THY COMMAND. SO WE SHALL FLOW A RIVER FORTH TO THEE AND TEEMING WITH SOULS SHALL IT EVER BE. IN NOMINE PATRIS. ET FILII. ET SPIRITUS SANCTI.

Boone Yuletide
The given has been received, as the received accepts goodwill. Boone's people's goodness, gathers fetterlessly, showing purity of Yuletide. A wholly unselfishness in knowing what has been received will be returned sevenfold between the ways of giving freely. A real score settled, among a scattered shot through the scope of what has become Cristmas Spirit. But not without a price, integrity--a backbone--stiffens to decay yet the spirit passed along has been the meaning to us all, as our community is free to give and recieve which is the integrity agreed--not that glimpse of a carauss known to some a season at a time.

Boondock Saints Rule!!!!
OMFG!!! I just saw Boondock saints for the first time.... Evere see a movie and think... why the FUCK did it take me so long to watch it? That has to be one of the BEST fucking movies EVAAAAAAA!!! To all u fans out there.... answer me this in a private message.... How many Languages did the brothers speak and what were they? answer this and Ill be crushing on ya bIG time!! Kisses-- Me

Boondock Saints!
Now you will recieve us We do not ask for your poor or your hungry we do not want your tired and sick it is ur corrupt we claim it is ur evil that will be saught by us with every breath we shall hunt them down each day we will spill their blood till it raeins down from the skies DO NOT KILL DO NOT RAPE DO NOT STEAL these are principles that every man of every faith can embrace these are not polite suggestions these are cores of behavior, and those of you that chose to ignore them will pay the dearest cost there are varying degrees of evil we urge you to lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over. but if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three and on that day you will reap it! and we will sned you to whatever "God" you wish. AS SHEPARDS WE WILL BE FOR THEE, MY LORD. FOR THEE POWER HAS DECENDED FORTH FROM THY HAND THAT OUR FEET MUST SWIFTLY CARRY OUT THY COMMAND AND WE SHALL FLOW A RIVER FORTH UNTO THEE AND TEAMIN

Boondocks Volumes Of Truth
Okay, so I finally got my hands on "The Boondocks" box set...good gods! It's funny as hell, but at the same time, it also does a pretty good job of bringing a lotta truths to light. Sometimes it's harsh, and hard to look at it. But the odd and cool part is I can actually say "Damn I have come across this before...in REAL life!" Although I have to admit it picks up where a lot of american entertainment, or animation fears to tread. Black or otherwise. Now I'm sure it won't run as long as "The Simpsons", (which has been on too long) but I definitely see it having way more depth and intelligence. Far more than all of but two other black shows I've seen in a loooong time.

Boondock Saints
There are certain movies I absolutely love. Movies that I could watch over and over. You guys have any like that? Boondock Saints Days of Thunder Top Gun Good Will Hunting Gladiator Shawshank Redemption Smokey and the Bandit Office Space Those are a few of them. I love a good movie! I watched Boondock Saints again last night...lost count on how many times.

Boondock Saints, All Saints Day (second) Interview With The Director
There's Been A Few None Believers In My Midst About The New Boondock Saints Movie All Saints Day You Seem To Have Doubted My Words Here's The Official Statement! From Troy Duffy Him Self!

Boondock Saints!
A beautiful Preyer, and a great movie!! :D "and shepherds we shall be. For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from thy hand that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to thee and teeming with souls shall it ever be. E nomini patri, et Fili e spiritu sancti."

Boondox-death Of A Hater
DIIIIIEGiving my soul to hell,And tell Heaven I did my best.One love to familyTo JuggalosAnd fuck tha restI'm tired of all these snakes and demons leaches on the vein,I've bled enough and now these bitches bout to feel tha pain.You know you name the haters been and with a point of view,Pussy mother fuckers talkin shit but never had a clue.Come with your attitude cocksucka fuck yo life.I tie you to a chair and make you watch me fuck your wife.I'm just trying to catch you slippin like a bar of soap,I catch you while you sleepin fastAnd then I slit your throat.I watch you bleed and gargle choking for your last breath,Then close the wound apply some pressure to delay ya death.See what it means your whole existance don't mean shit to me,It ain't nothing but time to kill to make you history.And all you had to do was to keep your fucking trap closed.But now you got your hands folded,Clutched onto a single rose.[Backup singers:]I'll take your lifeBut here tonightYou want to try, DIE![Chorus: B

Boondox
i knew that you is what i needed in that tripp black miniskirt, hot topic shoppin with your girls a lil fuckin flirt, surprised by the fact you was into all kinds of dirt, surprise in your eyes when i made ur fuckin pussy squirt, grab you by ur dreadlocks put u in a head lock, choke you till ur twitchin baby just dont make the bed rock. now you know what i got for that little hotbox take it to the limit now you all about the BOONDOX!!

Boondock Saints
Connor: Now you will receive us. Murphy: We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry. Connor: We do not want your tired and sick. Murphy: It is your corrupt we claim. Connor: It is your evil that will be sought by us. Murphy: With every breath we shall hunt them down. Connor: Each day, we will spill their blood till it rains down from the skies. Murphy: Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal, these are principles which every man of every faith can embrace. Connor: These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost. Murphy: There are varying degrees of evil, we urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over, into true corruption, into our domain. Connor: For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three. And on that day, you will reap it. Murphy: And we will send you to whatever god you wish. [Murphy and Conner join II Duce behind Yakavetta] Connor, Murphy, Il Duce: And s

Boondock Prayer !!!
And shepherds we shall be, For Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti.

Booo
well im home once again tired going back to work monday and i got up this morning and fuck do i hurt so now im back home went in for a few but boss was pissy so came home.. going to lay down on bed with icey all have fun

Booooored
mario kart double dash....and then a scrawny white ass.....my night is weird. now....for a movie. and a puppet that wants beer at the track. and then box wine. and no, i'm not drunk, this is really going on. comedy central makes my night better.

Boookie Marie's In Love..
Awe..man things just been crazii for me.. ever since well, New Years.. or maybe a couple days before. Well BoOokie Marie aka Jake got a girlfriend, so its been called quits for us.. which sucks!!! I mean, ii guess ii just wasnt expecting for him to go out && find sum1 other then me.. i dont kno. But so i been upset latly.. but im tryin not to let it get to me but then ii get on tha puter today && his away message said he was shoppin at tha store and then at tha bottom it said "i love emme" it just pissed me off, cuz he knoooooos i have feelings soOo deep..&& it just err, ii cant belive it. He dont love her!! He cant!! They only been together 2weeks at tha most...its crazie-ness to me!! But im done worryin bout it && write'n about it..Peace! AnJ

Boooooored
So, this weekend I am blessed with the pleasure of staying at my dads house, a rather rare occasssion if I say so myself... Reason for me not always wanting to come here is simply i have nothing to do at all. He works on weekends so I by myself with nothing to do for hours on end, which maybe isn't such a bad thing... I watch a little TV then sleep some more, whatever... Well, good news on this is I can go to the coffee house thing to get online, and I can go chill at the tattoo parlor at night and make a couple bucks. Yanno? I guess in the end the boring shit and the fun shit even each other out.. Who knows. My mouth tastes like cigarettes... Yum =) -Jackii-

Boooo Being Bored....
DOn't mind me, I drank 4 cups of coffee today, 1 of which was an espresso. I am wired! I have lost 6 lbs. in a week! Go me!!! I can't wait till its all gone and I'm back to normal. I was eating like a damned cow there for a while. But I have kicked the cows ass, and eating properly nowadays... Damn am I bored... 1/2 hour till I go home... tic toc tic toc... Another monday without Heroes... BOOO NBC... Ummm, got a busy week ahead... Stinken weddings! For some reason, my family insists and making me walk with the most irritating person they know. I'm starting to get a complex over it... Umm... My dad is in town. I was way worried about that, but he has been pleasant so far. Sigh... Oh well, I'm bored and rambling... Bye everyone! ~Tasha

Booooorrreeddd!!!
i really have nothing to do tonight... this guy asked me out at work today and i don't know what i should do... at one thing i'm thinking yeah i should go and get my mind off the other guy that plagues my mind...and on the other hand i just don't want to go out with him now don't get me wrong this guy is smoking HOTT and ladies i mean wow gorgeous.... but still i find men like that cocky and stupid i'm really not looking for that kind of relationship where i have to be the brains of the team u know i don't know give me some help guyz!! Raven! p.s : new pics come rate them and leave me love!

Booo Yaa!!
How can I say How can i say... that you mean so much to me. How can I say... that we were meant to be. How can I say... I can believe that you're mine. How can I say... to you I would never decline. How can I say... those feelings that I feel, How can I say... that they're definately for real. How can I say... my soul thrives on your love. How can I say... that's what it's made of. How can I say... that no matter what you do. How can I say... I will always love you. How can I say... You're more than just a friend. How can I say... I will love you until the very end. Jessie

Boooo Fucking Whooo Damn Whniy People In My Blog Hall Of Shame
Dog ~*MMA ...: bye Dog ~*MMA ...: have fun Dog ~*MMA ...: u and ya cuz aint nothing but hoodrats n e ways, i tried to be cool wit some hoodrats omg wtf was i thinking? Dog ~*MMA ...: thats cool, only to the ppl in your lil world lol ->~Ashley~Mu...: yep your bitchy whining is forever documented Dog ~*MMA ...: thats fine ->~Ashley~Mu...: you def will make my blog Dog ~*MMA ...: i just wanna be cool wit u thats all, but thats on u Dog ~*MMA ...: me too ->~Ashley~Mu...: ok im over it Dog ~*MMA ...: i thought u was alot cooler than that..i knew u were a bitch i can deal wit that. but damn! Dog ~*MMA ...: u get over it u the one who is bnot being my friend, i said i was sorry plain as fuck ->~Ashley~Mu...: lmao ok wierd way for saying sorry but yea get over it already Dog ~*MMA ...: i know u r Dog ~*MMA ...: i was trying to apologize to u actually, but its all good like i said. and i left u a comment on your mum just like u left me one ->~Ashley~Mu...: and

Boooo
i love being myself but who else should i be i dont have the best life but who does i cant buy everything i want but what person can i want to fall in love but who doesnt i need to be less social but why be alone all the time i love being close to my family but eventually ill have to leave i dont want to care about somethings but i still do i cant let myself get hurt but i know i will eventually i dont have enough love to go around but i can always make more!!!

Booo Starbucks
Recently Marines in Iraq wrote to Starbucks because they wanted to let them know how much they liked their coffees and to request that they send some of it to the troops there. Starbucks replied, telling the Marines thank you for their support of their business, but that Starbucks does not support the war, nor anyone in it, and that they would not send the troops their brand of coffee. > So as not to offend Starbucks, maybe we should not support them by buying any of their products! I feel we should get this out in the open.I know this war might not be very popular with some folks, but that doesn't mean we don't support the boys on the ground fighting street -to-street and house-to-house. > If you feel the same as I do then pass this along, or you can discard it and no one will never know. > Thanks very much for your support. I know you'll all be there again when I deploy once more. > Semper Fidelis. > Sgt. Howard C. Wright > 1st Force Recon Co > 1st Plt PLT > PLEASE DON'T DELE

Booo!!
Well guys and chickies.. im back like a bad weed.. god yer all in trouble...lol.. things are somewhat getting back to normal for me here so i will be back online more and more.. so beware!!! Hugs n kisses missed you all

Booooooooooooo!
So the sister in law left Texas today to come back home to start working so she can make some real money for when my brother gets discharged from the Army in October...well....She got up to Gainesville and a tire blew off the car...She's stuck there til noon tomorrow when they can get the ball bearing in that was ruined during the blow out...So *sigh* dunno when I'm gonna get to see my Em-Dogg now :(

Boooooooooored
Stolen from Witchie - I was bored as helllayer one:Spell your name with bands/artistsStyxHuman LeagueAsiaWHitesnakeNaked Eyeslayer two:- name: Yes- birth date: October 13- nicknames: Durham, DurhamNtx, DIT, Dit, Sweet Cheeks, many not allowed in an SFW post- current location: At my computer- eye color: brown- hair color: brown and a few grays- righty or lefty: Righty- best friend[s]: Reeka, Mike, Sharla, Stephlayer three:- the shoes you wore today: Blue house shoes- your perfect pizza:everything except jalapenos and anchovies- the last time you cried: When I dropped my pizzalayer four:- your best physical feature: IDK - I'm told my smile- most missed memory: I forget...layer five:- pepsi or coke: Dr Pepper- mcdonald's or burger king: Whataburger- adidas or nike: chucks- lipton ice tea or nestea: Yes- chocolate or vanilla: for what?- cappuccino or coffee: Coffee! Or cappuccino! Or IV drip!layer six:- curse: Holy bat-banana-boat-sh*t, Batman- do you sing: I suppose you can CALL it that..

Boopmebaby Just Got Her Halo!!!
ARE THERE ANY ANGELS OUT THERE... HIT ME HEART OF FIRE UP AND THEN FAN, ADD AND RATE THESE ANGEL'S TO BECOME ONE OF THEM. LET'S KEEP IT GOING SO WE CAN ALL GET GOOD FRIENDS.... ALSO, NO YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE NO GODFATHER OR BE PAST A CERTAIN LEVAL TO BE AND ANGEL. THIS IS JUST TO MAKE GOOD FRIENDS... REMEMBER TO FAN ADD AND RATE ME AS WELL LOL!!! "Heart of Fire" HOME OF THE FU-ANGEL'S~Co of E.D.F.B.~ Club FAR~I HOOK UP THE PIC'S ~?PH3NOM3N@L UNBR3@K@BL3 M3?~ ~Ms Taz™~Co-Founder Omega Bombers~*~Fu-Angel*~{CLUB UNITED}{SHADOW LEVELER}~R/L LDL to King Domino~ Karena2001~~@~~Secretary Omega Bombers~~@~~Greeter@Hip Hopz~~@ ?Thyckie Thyck? Club FAR ? The CoCo Diva (SpritLeveler) CaSpEr...W.C. M.(under boss purdyfam) NO FAKE PEOPLE PLEASE!!!!I WILL BLOCK YOU’RE A** ~*Deliciously Evil*~ **Member of I.B.N** Angel Eyes Club F.A.R MEMBER Special R Kay

Boop Me Baby; Betty Boop Train
The Rules: 1. Stop by Boopmebaby's page and rate her Betty Boop folder... Start with this pic... 2. Rate, Fan, Add, and Comment each person on the Party List. If you are already friends with someone, check to make sure you have re-rated him/her and leave a comment... "Born to Boop" or something like that... 4. Private message Carrie when you have completed rating each party guest. She will make you a thank you tag... And add you to the guest list... 5. When new people join the party... You must rate/fan/add/comment them back... DO NOT just ACCEPT the friend request 6. Repost the bulletin so it can be seen by as many people as possible. 7. NO DRAMA... You agreed to the rules... So, be sure you follow through... No cheating... Please... ****************************** Below is the gift tag you will receive... Feel free to save and upload your tag or rip it... But if you rip it, you will NOT receive points when someone rates it on your page. Please l

Boops' Fault
See how nice I can be? hankypoo: tons of people keep buying me drinks 12:20am Passion s ...: yes...did you read what I explained up there ^^ 12:20am hankypoo: yea 12:21am hankypoo: how do i chat with people 12:21am Passion s ...: I dunno how much you know about this site - but it's a 'game'...part of the game is to 'level' - you click on things to earn points - rating/fanning/adding 12:21am hankypoo: am i hot enough 12:21am Passion s ...: you chat like you are now...but depending on who you chat with, you have to buy 'em stuff first 12:21am Passion s ...: oh ffs, in this place you can be 400lb with a feedbag on 12:22am hankypoo: is that good? 12:23am hankypoo: did you rate me good 12:23am Passion s ...: depends on the perspective...yes, on fubar, you only rate 10, 11 or 1...it's the rules 12:23am

Boors And Beasts (1 Of 4)
Boors and Beasts 1 of 4 Boors and Beasts Animals of all colors and sizes Gathered together in a tribal hall Hunters, preyers Seekers of oblivion A rich host of animal intent Satyrs before an ancient alter Timeless ritural Unarmed warriors Teeth dulled, claws pulled Sit in mockery of ancient traditions Gathered yet still together Burning flames give way To dancing lights Tribal drums in Dolby hi-fi Beat the mantra Amid silent stares Elegant Nymphs serve sweet intoxicants To the thunder of bloodless days Furthermore, Angels of Mercy Each a dream impossibly dreamt Soothes the soul of collected angst The day is at it's end Where have gathered all the men?

Boors And Beasts (2 Of 4)
Boors and Beasts 2 of 4 The Boors and Beasts sit quiet tonight Not much moves in this haunted room Haunted? Oh yes! This place is haunted All men bring with them The remains of their day We leave them shed when we're here Like snake skins on a cavern floor They haunt us These remains of the day We know they wait beyond th edoor Waiting for us to leave To gather the night around us And make slowly for the door We are haunted here By what waits without W'ere haunted here Don't ever doubt That what we fear The reason we're here To shed for an hour A minute at most The life outside The lifeless ghost Out there it waits In here, it haunts We know what our hosts are We've buried them ourselves This place is haunted But inside, we're safe And what do they bring These elegant Nymphs? What do they hold? What do they own That haunts them night and day? What brings them her

Boors And Beasts (3 Of 4)
Boors and Beasts 3 of 4 The Boors and Beasts are hungry We are animals after all Our hopes and dreams The reason we are here Is to satisfy that hunger That need to feed Our simple souls Delicate morsels of supple flesh A banquet for eyes and sense We feast Hungry beasts In their heavenly scents Oh, but to know What they The Dreams Here show To feel they're real When they saunter near We are fools We Beasts, we Boors To believe they dance for us But what can we hope This illusion We pray it's truth That here we hold Eternal youth What fatal end Do we depend on When we're here? Is it enough to dream? Is it enough to hope and pine? Unsated hunger We starve

Boors And Beasts (4 Of 4)
Boors and Beasts 4 of 4 The Boors and Beasts have risen They've come alive They've come home They join the night at a frantic pace, Willing - No, Needing- Needing to be set free They have a purpose this night They have a need to feed Like gluttons before the trough They are Gluttons of shameless greed They know they're fools They know the cost But do they care? Do they matter the price of perfect peace? Of a perfect piece? Cageless we roam Like lions upon the heat Predators with a purpose A goal to seek We are mad Or at least half so Hopeless hunters with sights set high Set upon scenes and themes almost unseen Set on things we can only dream Sometimes though...

Boors And Beasts (4 Of 4)
Boors and Beasts 4 of 4 The boors and beasts have risen They’ve come alive They’ve come home They join the night at a frantic pace, Willing – No – Needing - Needing to be set free They have a purpose this night They have a need to feed Like gluttons before the trough They are Gluttons of shameless greed They know they’re fools They know the cost But do they care? Do they matter the price of perfect peace? Of a perfect piece? Cageless we roam Like lions upon the heat Predators with a purpose A goal to seek We are mad Or at least half so Hopeless hunters with sights set high Set upon scenes and themes almost unseen Set on things we can only dream Sometimes though… 7-06-01

Boors And Beasts (3 Of 4)
Boors and Beasts 3 of 4 The Boors and Beasts are hungry We are animals after all Our hopes and dreams The reason we are here Is to satisfy that hunger That need to feed Our simple souls Delicate morsels of supple flesh A banquet for eyes and sense We feast Hungry beasts In their heavenly scents Oh, but to know What they The dreams Here show To feel they’re real When they saunter near We are fools We Beasts, we Boors To believe they dance for us But what can we hope This illusion We pray its truth That here we hold Eternal youth What fatal end Do we depend on When we’re here? Is it enough to dream? Is it enough to hope and pine? Unsated hunger We starve 4-20-99

Boors And Beasts (2 Of 4)
Boors and Beasts 2 of 4 The Boors and Beasts sit quiet tonight Not much moves in this haunted room Haunted? Oh yes – This place is haunted All men bring with them The remains of their day We leave them shed when we’re here Like snake skins on a cavern floor They haunt us These remains of the day We know they wait beyond the door Waiting for us to leave To gather the night around us And make slowly for the door We are haunted here By what waits without We’re haunted here Don’t ever doubt That what we fear The reason we’re here To shed for an hour A minute at most The life outside Lifeless ghost Out there it waits In here, it haunts We know what our ghosts are We’ve buried them ourselves This place is haunted But inside, we’re safe And what do they bring These elegant Nymphs? What do they hold? What do they own That haunts them night and day? What brings them here anyway? Their ghosts Too Remain

Boors And Beasts (1 Of 4)
Boors and Beasts 1 of 4 Boors and Beasts Animals of all colors and sizes Gathered together in a tribal hall Hunters, preyers Seekers of oblivion A rich host of animal intent Satyrs before and ancient altar Timeless ritual Unarmed warriors Teeth dulled, claws pulled Sit in mockery of ancient traditions Gathered yet still together Burning flames give way To dancing lights Tribal drums in Dolby hi-fi Beat the mantra Amid silent stares Elegant Nymphs serve sweet intoxicants To dull the thunder of bloodless days Furthermore, Angels of mercy Each a dream impossibly dreamt Soothes the soul of collected angst The day is at it’s end Where have gathered all the men? 3-13-99

Boo Speech Codes, Hooray First Amendment!
This is a paper I wrote for my English 101 class a few weeks back. I don't have the final copy on here, just the rough draft. Honestly do not read if you are easily offended. If you send me shit because of this, I'm going to ignore it unless you honestly want to discuss my opinion with me. If you just want to yell at me for being stupid and wrong, then you can fuck yourself and go away. In the 1990's a movement came into power. We know this movement as "political correctness" which arose to challenge curriculum and teaching methods on college campuses ("Political Correctness", 1). "Political correctness" attempted to eliminate language that could be considered offensive to a minority, including women, latinos, blacks, and homosexuals. In a college setting, the pemise is that a professor's use of certain words makes a member of the minority in question uncomfortable which thus creates a setting where it becomes difficult to learn. This led to the creation of "speech codes" on college

Boosting The Economy Through Recycling
Did the recent economic stimulus package actually help boost the economy, or did it just add to our current problems and confusion? When the news was announced that the US Government would be mailing out stimulus checks from the IRS, I never realized how difficult it would be to decide how to spend it. After all, I’ve never had a problem with spending money before. In fact I think I was born with a natural talent for such things. However, this money was special. It was supposed to go toward stimulating the weakening economy in the United States. Since I am very civic minded (on occasion) I wanted to do my best to be a good American and help our country out any way I could. Here’s the thing. First of all, I figured if I spent the money at one of the department stores…I don’t want to mention any names so I’ll just call it Mal-Wart…where basically everything is made in China, would this not be helping to stimulate the economy in China? If I used the money to buy food it w

Boo's Fault
(If you are reading this, you should repost it. I'm curious what others will say! ....At the very least, leave me a comment letting me know you saw it!)==================================================================================================What is it that you absolutely need sexually?IT! What is something you have always wanted to try?If I could arrange it, to see what it feels like to be engulfed in as many tongues as could reach me simultaneously from head to toe. What is something you have never done in bed before?A lot compared to some Im sure, if its not my thing, thats just how it is. What time of day do you like to have sex?Between 0 & 2400 What do you absolutely need to see to turn you on?Their desireHow long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?I can kiss for hours, but sometimes attraction is more of a collision.If someone was in the next room while you had sex would it make you nervous or excited?Ya need to narrow the "someone" thing d

Boo's Motorcycle Compatibility Test
Your result for The Motorcycle Personality Test... Ducati 996 You scored 12 moxie, 10 zeal, and 8 pomp! You exhibit an overexuberance in all respects that cannot be satisfied. Your attitude and ego are over the top, yet you actually have the skills to match. Its infuriating. People would hate you, but you're too damned nice. You always ride like its your last day to live, and leave bystanders vaguely aroused. Your bike is the Ducati 996. Sex on wheels. Take The Motorcycle Personality Test at HelloQuizzy

Boost Your Metabolism In 24 Hours!
Boost your metabolism in 24 hours! The latest research shows that loading your menu with these "fat-burning" foods can shift your metabolism into high gear, helping you burn calories up to 30% faster. Can't them all? Don't worry--consuming even a few of them daily will help keep your fat-burning engine humming all day long! 1. Optimize fat burning with this! A yummy" creamsicle" smoothie! (whip 1 peeled orange with 1/2 cup yogurt and 1/2 cup low-fat milk in a blender.) The drink has super-slimming powers, thanks to two fat-burning nutrients: calcium and vitamin C! The proof: People who consume plenty of vitamin-C-rich citrus burn up to 30% more fat. And dairy's calcium helps block a fat storing hormone called calcitrol. 2. Downsize fat cells with a soy snack! Although edamame (baby soybeans) are low in calories, they're packed with protein (11 g. per 1/2 cup)--and eating protein burns more calories because it's harder to digest than carbs or fat! Bonus: Research suggest that

Booty Call Application
Name: ___________________ Age: ____________________ Phone: (____) ____________ Occupation: ____________________ Height______ Weight______ Married(Y/N) __ Single(Y/N)___ Other_________ Sexual Orientation: __________ How often do u wanna have sex ?(check appropriate answer) Daily__ Weekly__ Monthly__ As much as possible__ How long can u last? (check appropriate answer) 1min ___ 15min__ 30min__ 1hr__ all nite___ Do u like Giving oral ? (Y/N)___ What could you do for me that no one else could?: Which do u prefer? (check appropriate box) One on one__ Doubles__ Group___ While having sex, what do u do? (place "X" in all appropriate boxes) Faint__ Cry__ Moan__ Wiggle__ Twist__ Jerk about__ Pant__ Sweat___ Scream__ Hum__ Whistle__ Just lie there__ List three positions u like: 1. 2. 3. What is your preferred pace? (place "X" in appropriate spaces) Slow__ Fast__ Very fast__ Rigorous___ Do y

Booty Calls
BOOTY CALL! Please fill out the below application if you want to be a booty call for this person. RE-POST IF U WANNA SEE WHO WANTS TO BE YOUR BOOTY CALL! Name: ___________________ Age: ____________________ Phone: ___________ Occupation: ____________________ Height______ Married(Y/N)__ Single(Y/N)___ Other_________ Sexual Orientation: __________ How often do u wanna have sex?(check appropriate answer) Daily__ Weekly__ Monthly__ As much as possible_ How long can u last? (check appropriate answer) 1min ___ 15min__ 30min__ 1hr__ all nite___ Do u like Giving oral sex? (Y/N)___ Do u like Get oral sex? (Y/N)___ What could you do for me that no one else could?: Which do u prefer? (check appropriate box) One on one__ Doubles__ Group___ While having sex, what do u do? (place "X" in all appropriate boxes) Faint__ Cry__ Moan__ Wiggle__ Twist__ Jerk about__ Pant__ Sweat___ Scream__ Hum__ Whistle__ Just lie the

Booty Call Agreement
THE BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT This Booty Call Agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____ day of__________, 2006, by_______________________ , between __________________ and _________________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over -- unless it is VERY good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2 No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 8 PM--we really don't have shit to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" shit--only mind-blowing sex allowed. 5. No plans made in advance -- that is why you are called the "backup", unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement. 6. All gifts accepted--money is always good.. 7. No calling each other "friends with benefits" -- we are not friends, just sex buddies. 8. No extra clothing -- I don't want your ass leaving anything behind whe

Booty Call
Booty calls So you're in the mood to get some but you don't want to deal with all the games that go into it? Well, make your booty call follow this agreement and keep headaches at a minimum! The Pre-Booty Call Agreement This pre-booty call Agreement (hereinafter referred to as "The Agreement") is entered into on this ___day of ______________, 20 __, by ____________________, (hereinafter referred to as the "Participant") between ____________________, (hereinafter referred to as the "Holder of 'The Agreement'") and ____________________ (Participant). This Agreement shall cover the following rules and principles for the Participant: 1. No sleeping over!! Unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 pm. We don't have anything to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" stuff, only mind-blowing sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions!! i.e. whe

Boo To Getting Sick
so im getting over my sinus infection yayyyy! and i dont sound like a man anymore yayyy hahaha! ok so i didnt exactly sound like a man just like a semi squeaky mannish frog for a day or two... it was extremely attractive ohhh man. hahahaha. my nose is running though and in not liking it too much.

Boot Straps
Looking for them... I know they are there... Everyone says they are there... I'll find them. I always do. It's been a crappy week, for a variety of reasons, but I always pull through. I know I don't know most of you very well yet. Those who know me well, know that I always manage to slap on the "Happy Mask" and make everyone ( including myself ) believe that life is a chair of bowlies! (I should be giving some copywrite credit here, but I can't remember her name right now! If you ever take "Dope-a-max", be warned! It makes you stoopider!) I've been without a car all week, so tomorrow, I'm going job hunting. Apparently SSDI doesn't think I'm nuts enough to warrant disability. So, for the time being, I'll muddle through another 2 or 3 jobs, while an atty sees if HE thinks I'm nuts enough. Be kind to the mentally ill, folks...better yet, give us a job and be patient!!!!!!!!! GOD, I'm babbling. 1:30 in the morning is NOT a good time to be writing in my blog, but I'll BET Eli

Booty Call Agreement
This booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2006, by_______________________, between ____________and______________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shit to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted - money is always good. 8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged. 9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really n

Booty Call Review
Direct quote from Vixen@ LostCherry "OK so yesterday I was feeling like a cat in heat, I just couldn't take it anymore. I called PJ and asked him to come over and he did :D We drank what was left of the wine. Let me tell you something, we had the best romp I have EVER had..... EVER! and remember we've been at it for 4 years. It was wild, crazy, dirty, freaky, upside down, monkey sex. I have never been that bad and felt so gooooooooood. It was like two anmials feeding on eachother. I'm get excited just thinking about it. I lost count of how many times I came, like at least 10 OMGOMGOMGOMG After I regained consicesness and saw his back...... He looked like he'd been draged behind a pickup on a dirt road." And...the back to back me up:

Booty Call !?!?!?!?!
BOOTY CALL! Please fill out the below application if you want to be a booty call for this person. (To be taken very seriously) RE-POST IF U WANNA SEE WHO WANTZ TO BE YOUR BOOTY CALL! Name: ___________________ Age: ____________________ Phone: (____) ____________ Occupation: ____________________ Height______ Weight______ Married(Y/N)__ Single(Y/N)___ Other_________ Sexual Orientation: __________ How often do u wanna have sex?(check appropriate answer) Daily__ Weekly__ Monthly__ As much as possible__ How long can u last? (check appropriate answer) 1min ___ 15min__ 30min__ 1hr__ all nite___ Do u like Giving oral sex? (Y/N)___ What could you do for me that no one else could?: Which do u prefer? (check appropriate box) One on one__ Doubles__ Group___ While having sex, what do u do? (place "X" in all appropriate boxes) Faint__ Cry__ Moan__ Wiggle__ Twist__ Jerk about__ Pant__ Sweat___ Scream__ Hum__ Whistle__ Just lie there__

Booty Call Application
DO NOT TAKE THIS LITERALLY (UNLESS YOU WANT 2) "BOOTY CALL APPLICATION" This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "AGREEMENT") is entered into on the ____ day of _________, 2006 between ___________ and __________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. There shall be NO sleeping over -- unless the sex was so good that it justifies a repeat performance in the morning. 2. We shall NOT meet in public except for dinner or drinks before the carnal events of the evening. 3. Do NOT call me before 10:00PM -- WE DON'T HAVE SHIT TO TALK ABOUT. 4. There will be NO "love making" -- only sex 5. Under NO circumstances will there be any emotional discussions. These include questions like "Where are we heading with this?"; "Do you love me?"; and "What are you thinking?" The answers are "Nowhere", "Hell no" and "About someone else", so dont ask 6. We will NOT make plans in advance -- that is why you are called the "back-up", u

Bootycall 101
Pre-Booty Call Agreement This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of __________, 20__, by_______________________, between ____________and______________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening 3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shit to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup" 7. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends, just fuck buddies. 8. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended. 9. No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving anything beh

Booty Patrol
One of my designs, "Booty Patrol" is pseudo inspired by 'Bay Watch'. Combining a distressed iron cross and matching distressed text, it aims to parody the world standard in lifeguard apparel. Originally the design featured on shirts available locally in Lake Havasu, AZ, where river go'ers strongly associate the iron cross with the motor-head mantra and of course for the guys cruising in the boat is second only to looking out for hot 'booty'! Ideal beach wear for use while tanning or just something to throw on for the mall. The design is available on several different products (featured here on the Organic Tee) and in various combination of front, back and/or pocket prints. Not to be left out of expressing themselves the design is complimented by a ladies version "Boy Patrol". Check out both designs at my online store DeXine Graphic Concepts.

Booty Call Application
application Position *Booty Call* Name___________________ Age___ Phone_______ Occupation_____________________________ Height_____ Weight______ Married(Y/N)__ Single(Y/N)__ Other_________ How often (check appropriate answer) Daily__ Weekly__ Monthly__ other____As much as possible____and as often How long can u last (check appropriate answer) 1min __ 15min__ 30min__ 1hr__ All nite__ Do u like giving oral sex(Y/N)__ Which do u prefer (check appropriate box) One on one__ Doubles__ Group__ Other___ While having sex, what do u do (check all appropriate answers) Faint__ Cry__ Moan__ Wiggle__ Twist__ Jerk about__ Pant__ Sweat__ Scream__ Hum__ Whistle__ Just lie there__ Breath Very Heavy Go to sleep__ Watch tv__ Read__ Think of someone else__ ? Other__ List three positions u like: 1.____________________ 2.____________________ 3.____________________ What is your preferred pace (check appropriate answer) Slow__ Fast__ Very fas

Booty Call
I would like to welcome all of you to the new Booty Call class given by Professor Lick Smack Slurp TomTom. At this time I shall need a volunteer from the class, the pupil should be well washed clean and free of hair or trimmed neatly. Please introduce yourself to the Class and then remove all under garments seeing as you shall have no need for them during this long demonstration given by me Professor Lick Smack Slurp TomTom. The student may help Professor Lick Smack Slurp TomTom by the use of their fingers or other means; in which feel free to indulge yourself and be happy, be very happy. If the Student wishes to have a partner then I Professor Lick Smack Slurp TomTom shall decide if said student is able to help with the Demonstration. Seeing as that this is a girl’s only class, but for me Professor Lick Smack Slurp TomTom there should be no issue with the Partner situation. First the rules that the Schools says I must enforce while on School property. 1. no pulling Professors

Booty Call Application..
SEX CALL!!!Please fill out the below application if you want to be a booty call or friends w/ benefits with this person. (To be taken very seriously) Name: Age: Phone: ( ) Height: Weight: Married(Y/N)__ Single(Y/N)___ Other_________ Sexual Orientation: __________ How often do u wanna have sex?(check appropriate answer) Daily___ Weekly__ Monthly__ As much as possible__ Do u like Giving oral sex? (Y/N)___ What could you do for me that no one else could?: Which do u prefer? (check appropriate box) One on one__ Doubles__ Group___ While having sex, what do u do? (place "X" in all appropriate boxes) Faint__ Cry__ Moan__ Wiggle__ Twist__ Jerk about__ Pant__ Sweat___ Scream__ Hum__ Whistle__ Just lie there__ List three positions u like: 1. 2. 3. How do you like it? (place "X" in appropriate spaces) Slow__ Fast__ Very fast__ Rigorous___ Do you like rough sex? No__ Sometimes__ Always__ Do you like to talk dirty? No__

Booty Call Application
BOOTYCALL APPLICATION Name___________________ Age____ Phone(____)__________ Occupation________________________________ Do you live with your parents Yes__ No__ Do you live with your significant other Yes__ No__ Height_____ Weight______ Gender(M/F)___ Married(Y/N)__ Single(Y/N)__ Other_________ How often do you want it (check appropriate answer) Daily__ Weekly__ Monthly__ As much as possible__ How long can you last (check appropriate answer) 1min __ 15min__ 30min__ 1hr__ All nite__ Do you like giving oral sex (Y/N)__ Which do you prefer (check appropriate box) One on one__ Threesome__ Group__ While having sex, *What do u do (check all appropriate answers) Faint__ Cry__ Moan__ Wiggle__ Twist__ Jerk about__ Pant__ Sweat__ Scream__ Hum__ Whistle__ Just lie there__ Take Control__ Scratch__ Pull hair__ Bite__ Smack Booty__ Fake It__Go to sleep__ Watch tv__ Read__ Think of someone else__ *List three positions you like: 1.________

The Booty Call-when To Make It, When To Take It
To my knowledge there has yet to be a Webster's definition of a "booty call". The following is my definition of the term: booty call - n 1: the act of calling or contacting a person for the sole purpose of having sex. 2: a person that is the recipient of such a call Some people might think that a booty call is in and of itself a bad thing. I believe for the individual you need to decide for yourself where your morals lie. If you feel for whatever reason, that having sex without strings attached is wrong then you should neither make nor take a booty call. On the other hand, there are those people that can see and accept the booty call for what it is; something that occurs between two consenting adults and nothing more than a physical act. For those people the booty call is totally acceptable. When to Make It When is it ok to make a booty call? Well, I believe that both parties need to be fully aware of exactly where they stand with the other person. Each person n

Booty Call Commandments
Booty Call Commandments I. Thou shalt get out before the sun rises if not you'll trun to dust (vampire) II. Thou shouldest never ask "can we see each other from now on?" Unless it's a movie that we made or making at the time anything else doesent matter! III. Thou shalt refrain from referring to our activities as "love making." A Booty Call is just that a Booty Call! IV. Thou shalt not request advanced plans. unless it for a booty call only. VI. Thou shalt scream my name often if you forget my name it's ok I don't rember yours VII. If someone cometh over whilst thou art here, thou art my cousin from out of town. Or friend from an old job I use to work at. VIII. Thou shalt not ask me to walk thee to thy car. Don't thou knoweth what it looketh like? If thou doesent have cab fair thou should know to bring bus fair. IX. There shall be no "pillow talk." I don't wanna know and don't care! X. There shall be no cuddling -- ever! four play always. If any of

Booty Or What
hey all please show some love in this contest......i can't give direct link cause well nsfw pic......comment bomb and rate i always do return the fave......luvs ya allllllllllllll here is the link ya have to use to view if interested in checkin it out and tappin some love on my azz....ohhhh and u will have to add the guy as a friend to view please do and don't hesitate...ty all here is bluedemons link to add him b4 u comment *wink* blue demon(BOOTY HUNTER FOR A CONTEST)@ CherryTAP and here is my link for the pic http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=171588&albumid=149247&i=142360278

Booty Call App
Booty call BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _______day of _______, 2006, by_____________, between___________and ___________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over-unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9PM - we don't have shit to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?)the answer is no, so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup", unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted - money is always good. 8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged. 9. No asking for

Booty Call
Name: ___________________________________________ Age: ____ Phone: (____) ____________ Occupation: _______________________________________ Height______ Weight______ Married(Y/N) __ Single(Y/N)___ Other_____________________________________________ How often do you have sex?(check appropriate answer) Daily __ Weekly __ Monthly __ As much as possible __ How long can u last (check appropriate answer) 1 min ___ 15 min __ 30 min __ 1 hr __ all nite ___ Do u like Giving oral sex (Y/N) ___ Which do u prefer (check appropriate box) One on one__ Doubles __ Group ___ While having sex, what do u do (check all appropriate answers) Faint __ Cry __ Moan __ Wiggle __ Jerk about __ Pant __ Sweat ___ Scream __ Hum __ Whistle __ Just lie there __ Go to sleep __ Watch tv __ Read __ Think of someone else __ Ball play__ List three positions u like: 1. 2. 3. What is ur preferred pace (check appropriate answer) Slow __ Fast__ Very fast __ R

Booty Call
This has got to be the greatest bulletin ive ever seen...BOOTY CALL! Please fill out the below application if you want to be a booty call for this person. RE-POST IF U WANNA SEE WHO WANTZ TO BE YUR BOOTY-CALL! Name: ___________________ Age: ____________________ Phone: (____) ____________ Occupation: ____________________ Height______ Weight______ Married(Y/N)__ Single(Y/N)___ Other_________ How often do you have sex?(check appropriate answer) Daily__ Weekly__ Monthly__ As much as possible__ How long can u last (check appropriate answer) 1min ___ 15min__ 30min__ 1hr__ all nite___ Do u like Giving oral sex(Y/N)___ Which do u prefer (check appropriate box) One on one__ Doubles__ Group___ While having sex, what do u do (check all appropriate answers) Faint__ Cry__ Moan__ Wiggle__ Twist__ Jerk about__ Pant__ Sweat___ Scream__ Hum__ Whistle__ Just lie there__ Go to sleep__ Watch tv__ Read__ Think of someone else___ Ball play______ List thr

Booty Call Application #2
BOOTY-CALL APPLICATION PART 2 Name_________ Age___ Phone(____) _______ Occupation______________ Height______ Weight______ Gender(M/F)___ Married(Y/N)__ Single(Y/N)___ Other_________ How often (check appropriate answer) Daily__ Weekly__ Monthly__ As much as possible__ How long can u last (check appropriate answer) 1min ___ 15min__ 30min__ 1hr__ All nite___ Do u like giving oral sex(Y/N)___ careful on your answer, i'll find out :) Which do u prefer (check appropriate box) One on one__ Doubles__ Group___ While having sex, what do u do (check all appropriate answers) Faint__ Cry__ Moan__ Wiggle__ Twist__ Jerk about__ Pant__ Sweat___ Scream__ Hum__ Whistle__ Just lie there__ Go to sleep__ Watch tv__ Read__ Think of someone else___ List three positions u like: 1._______ 2.______ 3.________ What is ur preferred pace (check appropriate answer) Slow__ Fast__ Very fast__ Rigorous___ When is the best time to

Booty Contest
ok ya'll he is a link for the contest is a rate and comment bomb please help me out. it is a nfsw so just copy and paste the link below. http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=561342&albumid=186109&i=3304266256

Booty Call Agreement
BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT The pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the “Agreement”) is entered into on the ______ day of ____________________, 2007, by___________________, between _______________ and ______________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPALS: 1. No sleeping over – unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9pm – we don’t have shit to talk about. 4. None of the “lovemaking” shit – only sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is "no" so do not ask. 6. No plans made in advance – that is why you are called the “backup”, unless you are from out-of-town, then it’s only a one-time advanced arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted – money is always good. 8. No baby talk – however, dirty talk is encouraged. 9. No asking for

Booted Off The Good List
My Market Manager doesn't like me anymore. I was her golden child. She hired, trained, and promoted me. I could basically do no wrong... just a few slips here and there. Now I cannot do anything correctly. I tried to get the day off to move, and she would not send anyone to cover my store. I tried to get half the day off to move, and she forced someone from our sister store in our mall to work half a day in one store and half a day in the other (11.5 hours total). A few months ago I was so sick that I passed out on the bathroom floor. She made me come in to work. Today I seemed to be okay, but suddenly I ended up in the restroom instead of on the salesfloor... over and over and over... then I noticed that I was sweating and shivering. I called my MM. She said there was nothing she could do. So I went over her head and called the DSM. She got someone into my store in a half an hour and allowed me to go home. Huh.

Booty Call Agreement
Booty Call Agreement This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of __________, 200_ ,by_______________________, between ____________and______________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shit to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is nowhere and no respectively, so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one- time advanced arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted - money is always good. 8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encou

Booty Call Argeement
Booty Call Agreement . .Instruction: This Booty Call Agreement; (hereinafter referred to as the Agreement) is entered into on the ___________ .day of________________, 2007, by __________________, between______________ and _____________. **This agreement shall cover the following rules, regulations, and principles: 1. No sleeping over - - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9pm we dont have shit to talk about. 4. None of that lovemaking shit - - only mind-blowing sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions - - i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me? The answer is no, so don’t ask. 6. No plans made in advance - - that is why you are called the backup, unless youare from out-of-town, then it’s only a one-time advanced arrangement. 7. All gifts! Accepted - - money is always good. 8. No baby talk - - however, dirty

Booty Call Rules And Regulations...
Booty Call Rules And Regulations... Body: Date: __________, _____________ ____ @ ________ CST This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter refered to as "THE AGREEMENT") is entered into on the _____________ (DD/MM/YY) by ________________ (fill in name) and ________________ (fill in name) This agreement shall cover the following rules and principles: 1. NO sleeping over--- unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morining 2. NO meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening 3. NO calls before 10pm---- we dont have shit to talk about 4. None of the "lovemaking" shit---- only sex allowed. 5. NO emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) the answer is no, so dont ask. 6. NO plans made in advance--- that is why you are called "the backup" , unless you are from out of town, then its only a one time advanced arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted---- including money. 8. NO baby talk---however, di

Bootie Contest Update
so far 2 girls have joined but I'm still looking for 8 more contestants. come on girls don't be shy, this can be a lot of fun and you get to show off what god gave ya! lol choose one image of yourself from the back that shows your perfect form (face must be included)and then contact me, read my prior blogs for full details about this contest and let's have some fun with it.

Booty Contract!
JESSICA'S PLATNIUM CARD TERMS & CONDITIONS THIS PLATNIUM CARD MEMBER AGREEMENT (HEREINAFTER REFERRED TO AS THE "AGREEMENT") IS ENTERED INTO ON THE _____DAY OF_______2006, BY____________________________________(A.K.A. "BANK") AND _______________________________(A.K.A. "THE BOOTY"). PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU READ ALL OF THE "TERMS AND CONDITIONS" BELOW BEFORE SIGNING THIS AGREEMENT. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES & PRINCIPALS: 1. "THE BOOTY" MUST BE ON CALL 24 HOURS A DAY/7 DAYS A WEEK. *REMEMBER* "THE BOOTY" IS HERE TO SATISFY ME. 2. THERE IS NO SLEEPING OVER--UNLESS IT WAS THAT GOOD AND IT NEEDS TO BE REPEATED IN THE MORNING. 3. NONE OF THE "LOVEMAKING SHIT"---ONLY MIND-BLOWING SEX IS ALLOWED UNDER THIS AGREEMENT. 4. ALL GIFTS ARE ALWAYS ACCEPTED. 5. NO PLANS MADE IN ADVANCE--THAT IS WHY YOU ARE CALLED "THE BOOTY", UNLESS YOU ARE FROM OUT OF TOWN, THEN IT'S ONLY A "ONE-TIME" ADVANCE ARRANGEMENT. 6. NO BABY TALK--BUT PILLOW TALK IS ALWAYS ENCOURAG

The Boot...
I am off my freaking crutches! Now I am just wearing this stupid boot. Oh well other people have it worser then me so I wont complain. Too Much. LOL! Anyway's thats all I wanted to say for this blog. HAHA!

Boots
Boots... A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen. The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they say about men with big feet. The cowboy grinned and said, "Shore is, little lady! Why don't you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?" The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him. The next morning she handed him a $100 bill. Blushing, he said, "Well, thankee, ma'am. Ah'm real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah services before." The woman replied, "Don't be flattered... take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit." Get more at www.hostdrjack.com

Booty Call
She's not my lady, she's just a girl on the side. She likes to rock my world ya'll. she likes to take a lil ride. She likes it in the kitchen, she likes it up against the wall.. But it's not like that, she's just a booty call. When she's feeling sad and lonely, I hear my telephone ring.. She want's to come on over just to do her thing. She likes it in the kitchen, she likes it down in the hall.. but it's not like that ya'll, it's just a booty call... (for the ladies..) Energizer bunny thinks he's got it going on, He don't know who's ringing my phone. Don't need no batteries, don't need no plug on the wall. All she needs is just a booty call..

The Boots Of Buffalo-leather
A soldier who is afraid of nothing, troubles himself about nothing. One of this kind had received his discharge, and as he had learnt no trade and could earn nothing, he traveled about and begged alms of kind people. He had an old rain-coat on his back, and a pair of riding-boots of buffalo-leather which were still left to him. One day he was walking he knew not where, straight out into the open country, and at length came to a forest. He did not know where he was, but saw sitting on the trunk of a tree, which had been cut down, a man who was well dressed and wore a green shooting-coat. The soldier shook hands with him, sat down on the grass by his side, and stretched out his legs. I see you have good boots on, which are well blacked, said he to the huntsman, but if you had to travel about as I have, they would not last long. Look at mine, they are of buffalo-leather, and have been worn for a long time, but in them I can go through thick and thin. After a while the soldier got up and s

Booty Call ~ Wikipedia Definition
A booty call is a telephone call, other communication, or visitation made with the sole intent of engaging in sex with the person being contacted. Traditionally this phenomenon, especially the term booty call, is associated with a person calling another person for a sexual encounter after having already established either a casual or more serious relationship involving sexual relations. In most instances, a booty call is made when the prospect of a traditional romantic date is highly unlikely (e.g., late in the evening, after midnight or in the pre-dawn hours), thus making it obvious that the intent of the call is for the sole purpose of obtaining and engaging in sexual intercourse. The phrase originated in a comedic routine by stand-up comedian Bill Bellamy in the early 1990s. It is used by persons of either gender, and many ethnicities, to request sexual favors by calling an acquaintance that may or may not be romantically linked to the caller. Booty calls can be used by one pa

Booty Call Commandments !!!
I. Thou shalt get out before the sun rises II. Thou shouldest never ask "can we see each other from now on?" III. Thou shalt refrain from referring to our activities as "love making." IV. Thou shalt not request advanced plans. V. Thou shalt kiss anything except my mouth. VI. Thou shalt scream my name often VII. If someone cometh over whilst thou art here, thou art my cousin from out of town. VIII. Thou shalt not ask me to walk thee to thy car. Don't thou knoweth what it looketh like? IX. There shall be no "pillow talk." X. There shall be no cuddling -- ever!

Booty Call Application
BOOTY CALL APPLICATION The Booty Call Agreement: This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to herein as the “Agreement”) is entered into as of the _________ day of __________, 20____. 1. No sleeping over. 2. No meeting in public. 3. No calls I will call you!! 4. None of that “love making” shit. 5. No emotional discussions… (Where are we heading with this? You know where we it is heading!! Straight to the bedroom or truck.) 6. No plans made in advance… that’s why you’re called the “backup”. 7. No non-sexual gifts. (Altoids and candles not included.) 8. No baby talk. (However, dirty talk is encouraged.) 9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers (In fact, no conversations are a plus) 10. No kissing (too intimate) 11. No calling each other “friends with benefits” (We are not friends, and we never will be.) 12. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK. (Phrases such as, “honestly I was thinking about “Orlando Bloom/Brad Pitt” are complete

Booty Call Etiquete
If you are ready this blog I assume you know what a booty call is. If not sign out now, lol Anyway here is a question that every person has running through their mind at some point in the BC game.. like If the bc's become more frequent , then what? Answer get together once a week with a scheduled once a week cancel at the last minute thing is all you need, that way youre getting it once a week ALLLL NIGHHTT, you get to fantasize about the next time but at the last minute bail. keeps it to just weekly game with or without (your choice) the potiental for more if you want it. Moral of the story always carry a spare, but if the spare rides well then keep' em... AND TREASURE THEM FOREVER

Booty Call Contract
Booty Call Contract Pre-Booty Call Agreement... This Pre-Booty Call Agreement (hereinafter referred to as "The Agreement") is entered into on this ___day of ______________, 20 __, by____________________, (hereinafter referred to as the "Participant") between ____________________, (hereinafter referred to as the "Holder of 'The Agreement'") and ____________________ (Participant). This Agreement shall cover the following rules and principles for the Participant: 1. No sleeping over!! Unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 pm. We don't have anything to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" stuff, only mind-blowing sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions!! i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me? The answer is "no", so don't even ask. 6. No plans made in advance. That is why you are called "the backup." Unless you are from out-of-town, then it'

Booty Plus
BIG GIRLS SHAKING THEIR BOOTY, C'MON COME HERE CUTIE!!! DRINKS ON ICE, YOU WANNA BE NAUGHTY OR NICE??? YOU KNOW YOU WANNA BUMP AND GRIND, WITH ANY GIRL YOU FIND, LET YOU FEEL MY BREAST, MY HAND SLIPS UNDER YOUR DRESS, FEEL YOUR PANTIES THEN YOUR SOFT SKIN, MAKE YOU WET GIRL,MAKE YOU GRIN, FINGER YOUR CLIT, LATER ON,ON MY FACE YOU CAN SIT, COME BACK TO MY HOUSE, TAKE OFF YOUR BRA AND BLOUSE, I WILL STRIP FOR YOU, CLOTHES A PILE ON THE FLOOR, GIRLS SEXING EACH OTHER UP SO HOT, SCREAMING,AND SQUIRMING THEY WANT SOME MORE, BRING OUT OUR TOYS, FUCK THE BOYS,--NO,THEY CAN'T WATCH, THIS IS MY GIRL.

Booty-call Application
BOOTY-CALL APPLICATION Name_____________________ Age____ Phone(____)_______ Occupation________________________________ Height_____ Weight______ Gender(M/F)___ Married(Y/N)__ Single(Y/N)__ Other_________ How often do you have sex (check appropriate answer) Daily__ Weekly__ Monthly__ As much as possible__ How long can u last (check appropriate answer) 1min __ 15min__ 30min__ 1hr__ All nite__ Do u like giving oral sex(Y/N)__ Which do u prefer (check appropriate box) One on one__ Doubles__ Group__ While having sex, what do u do (check all appropriate answers) Faint__ Cry__ Moan__ Wiggle__ Twist__ Jerk about__ Pant__ Sweat__ Scream__ Hum__ Whistle__ Just lie there__ Go to sleep__ Watch tv__ Read__ Think of someone else__ ? List three positions u like: 1._____________________ 2._____________________ 3._____________________ What is ur preferred pace (check appropriate answer) Slow__ Fast__ Very fast__ Rigorous__ When is the best time to

Booty-call Application
Taken from someone else but I love it!!!!! BOOTY-CALL APPLICATION Name_____________________ Age____ Phone(____)_______ Occupation________________________________ Height_____ Weight______ Gender(M/F)___ Married(Y/N)__ Single(Y/N)__ Other_________ How often do you have sex (check appropriate answer) Daily__ Weekly__ Monthly__ As much as possible__ How long can u last (check appropriate answer) 1min __ 15min__ 30min__ 1hr__ All nite__ Do u like giving oral sex(Y/N)__ Which do u prefer (check appropriate box) One on one__ Doubles__ Group__ While having sex, what do u do (check all appropriate answers) Faint__ Cry__ Moan__ Wiggle__ Twist__ Jerk about__ Pant__ Sweat__ Scream__ Hum__ Whistle__ Just lie there__ Go to sleep__ Watch tv__ Read__ Think of someone else__ ? List three positions u like: 1._____________________ 2._____________________ 3._____________________ What is ur preferred pace (check appropriate answer) Slow__ Fast__ Very

Booty Call Application
BOOTY-CALL APPLICATION Name_____________________ Age____ Phone(____)_______ Occupation________________________________ Height_____ Weight______ Gender(M/F)___ Married(Y/N)__ Single(Y/N)__ Other_________ How often do you have sex (check appropriate answer) Daily__ Weekly__ Monthly__ As much as possible__ How long can u last (check appropriate answer) 1min __ 15min__ 30min__ 1hr__ All nite__ Do u like giving oral sex(Y/N)__ Which do u prefer (check appropriate box) One on one__ Doubles__ Group__ While having sex, what do u do (check all appropriate answers) Faint__ Cry__ Moan__ Wiggle__ Twist__ Jerk about__ Pant__ Sweat__ Scream__ Hum__ Whistle__ Just lie there__ Go to sleep__ Watch tv__ Read__ Think of someone else__ ? List three positions u like: 1._____________________ 2._____________________ 3._____________________ What is ur preferred pace (check appropriate answer) Slow__ Fast__ Very fast__ Rigorous__ When is the best time to

Booty Call Agreement
"Pre-Booty Call Agreement" This Pre-Booty Call Agreement (hereinafter referred to as "The Agreement") is entered into on this ___day of ______________, 20 __, by____________________, (hereinafter referred to as the "Participant") between ____________________, (hereinafter referred to as the "Holder of 'The Agreement'") and ____________________ (Participant). This Agreement shall cover the following rules and principles for the Participant: 1. No sleeping over!! Unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 pm. We don't have anything to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" stuff, only mind-blowing sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions!! i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me? The answer is "no", so don't even ask. 6. No plans made in advance. That is why you are called "the backup." Unless you are from out-of-town, then it

Bootycall Commandments
I. Thou shalt get out before the sun rises II. Thou shouldest never ask "can we see each other from now on?" III. Thou shalt refrain from referring to our activities as "love making." IV. Thou shalt not request advanced plans. V. Thou shalt kiss anything except my mouth. VI. Thou shalt scream my name often VII. If someone cometh over whilst thou art here, thou art my cousin from out of town. VIII. Thou shalt not ask me to walk thee to thy car. Don't thou knoweth what it looketh like? IX. There shall be no "pillow talk." X. There shall be no cuddling -- ever!

Booty App
BOOTY CALL! Please fill out the below application if you want to be a booty call for me. (To be taken very seriously--). Name: ___________________ Age: ____________________ Phone: (____) ____________ Occupation: ____________________ Height______ Weight______ Married(Y/N)__ Single(Y/N)___ Other_________ How often do u wanna have sex?(check appropriate answer) Daily__ Weekly__ Monthly__ As much as possible__ How long can u last? (check appropriate answer)I> 1min ___ 15min__ 30min__ 1hr__ all nite___ Do u like Giving oral sex? (Y/N)___ Which do u prefer? (check appropriate box) One on one__ Doubles__ Group___ While having sex, what do u do? (check all appropriate answers) Faint__ Cry__ Moan__ Wiggle__ Twist__ Jerk about__ Pant__ Sweat___ Scream__ Hum__ Whistle__ Just lie there__ Go to sleep__ Watch tv__ Read__ Think of someone else___ Ball play______ List three positions u like: 1. 2. 3

Boot Worship (bdsm)
Boot worship is a term for the practice of extreme adulation of boots in BDSM. It is related to foot worship in a derivative way, in that the adulation may really be attributable to the proximity of the boots to their owner. If the foot is usually considered one of the "lowest" and least appreciated parts of the body, the "sub"'s reverence for the footwear that encloses her or his dom's foot is a concrete admission of inferiority. Thus boot worship may include sniffing or inhaling from worn boots, as well as licking, kissing or cleaning their exteriors. It may also consist, more passively, of the woman or man lying prone and being "trampled" by her or his dom. Heeled boots may lend themselves to sucking, in an approximation of fellatio. See also: foot fetishism, shoe fetishism, mysophilia

Bootcamp
haven't seen my son since bootcamp 5 years ago. he signed up again and is happy where he is at. the u.s.marines has been the best thing for him. sure it's hard on the mom, but when i talk to him and know he's happy, i'm happy too. anyway, wishing a Happy Birthday to all our June Soldiers, Troops, Navy, Airforce, all the guys and gals everywhere!!! THIS IS HOW I AM ON A GOOD DAY. SWEET LIKE A CUPCAKE!

Booty Call
Name_________ Age___ Phone(____) _______ Occupation______________ Height______ Weight______ Gender(M/F)___ Married(Y/N)__ Single(Y/N)___ Other_________ How often (check appropriate answer) Daily__ Weekly__ Monthly__ As much as possible__ How long can u last (check appropriate answer) 1min ___ 15min__ 30min__ 1hr__ All nite___ Do u like giving oral sex(Y/N)___ Which do u prefer (check appropriate box) One on one__ Doubles__ Group___ While having sex, what do u do (check all appropriate answers) Faint__ Cry__ Moan__ Wiggle__ Twist__ Jerk about__ Pant__ Sweat___ Scream__ Hum__ Whistle__ Just lie there__ Go to sleep__ Watch tv__ Read__ Think of someone else___ List three positions u like: 1.______ 2.______ 3.________ What is ur preferred pace (check appropriate answer) Slow__ Fast__ Very fast__ Rigorous___ When is the best time to reach u (check appropriate answer) Morning__ Afternoon__ Nite___ How late

Booty Call Application
BOOTY-CALL APPLICATION Name_________ Age___ Phone(____) _______ Occupation______________ Height______ Weight______ Gender(M/F)___ Married(Y/N)__ Single(Y/N)___ Other_________ How often (check appropriate answer) Daily__ Weekly__ Monthly__ As much as possible__ How long can u last (check appropriate answer) 1min ___ 15min__ 30min__ 1hr__ All nite___ Do u like giving oral sex(Y/N)___ Which do u prefer (check appropriate box) One on one__ Doubles__ Group___ While having sex, what do u do (check all appropriate answers) Faint__ Cry__ Moan__ Wiggle__ Twist__ Jerk about__ Pant__ Sweat___ Scream__ Hum__ Whistle__ Just lie there__ Go to sleep__ Watch tv__ Read__ Think of someone else___ List three positions u like: 1.______ 2.______ 3.________ What is ur preferred pace (check appropriate answer) Slow__ Fast__ Very fast__ Rigorous___ When is the best time to reach u (check appropriate answer) Morning__ After

Booty Call Application
Booty Call Application Name_____________________ Age____ Sex___ Phone_________________ School____________________________________ Occupation________________________________ Height_____ Weight______ Waist_______ Married (Y/N)__ Single (Y/N)__ Other_________ How often (check appropriate answer) Daily__ Weekly__ Monthly__ As much as possible__ How long can u last (check appropriate answer) 1min __ 15min__ 30min__ 1hr__ All night__ Do u like giving oral sex (Y/N)__ Do u like receiving oral sex (Y/N)__ If I cum in your mouth (check appropriate answer) Spit__ Swallow__ Depends__ While having sex, what do u do (check all appropriate answers) Faint__ Cry__ Moan__ Wiggle__ Twist__ Jerk about__ Pant__ Sweat__ Scream__ Hum__ Whistle__ Scratch__ Just lie there__ Go to sleep__ Watch tv__ Read__ Think of someone else__ Or do u just hump like hell__ List three positions u like: 1._____________________ 2._____________________ 3._____________________ Wha

Booty Call Agreement
This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2007, by_______________________, between ____________and______________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shit to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted - money is always good. 8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged. 9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's

Booty Call!!!
Body: BOOTY CALL! Please fill out the below application if you want to be a booty call for this person. (To be taken very seriously) RE-POST IF U WANNA SEE WHO WANTS TO BE YOUR BOOTY CALL! Name: ___________________ Age: ____________________ Phone: (____) ____________ Occupation: ____________________ Height______ Weight______ Married(Y/N)__ Single(Y/N)___ Other_________ Sexual Orientation: __________ How often do u wanna have sex?(check appropriate answer) Daily__ Weekly__ Monthly__ As much as possible__ How long can u last? (check appropriate answer) 1min ___ 15min__ 30min__ 1hr__ all nite___ Do u like Giving oral sex? (Y/N)___ What could you do for me that no one else could?: Which do u prefer? (check appropriate box) One on one__ Doubles__ Group___ While having sex, what do u do? (place "X" in all appropriate boxes) Faint__ Cry__ Moan__ Wiggle__ Twist__ Jerk about__ Pant__ Sweat___ Scream__ Hum__ Whistle__ Just lie ther

Booty!!!
BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2006, between ____________and______________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 PM. 4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) If you have to ask the answer is no, so you are better off not asking. 6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted - money is always good. 8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged. 9. No asking for compa

Booted
Ok I know this is out of the ordinary for me, but I keep getting booted from my internet and phone too. It must be my provider or my router. I am sorry to my Adrenaline Family for not covering my set today, but I simply could not with getting booted every few minutes for God only knows how long each time. I am currently trying to reslove the problem over the phone, when I have it. So far I think it might be maintenance issues with Comcast. I will do my best to be back in full swing by this afternoon. I will end now for fear of being booted and not finishing this post. Much CT Luv-Dj Stormy

Boot Camp
i got my first letter from the better half lol he is doing good at boot camp he already got in trouble for laughing at his srg. lol of course he is always tryin to make jokes but everything is going good with him miss him alot though he grad. in september

Booty Bangs
What the hell is Booty Bangs?? So a LOOOT of people have been asking me what my single Booty Bangs is about..."Is it really about your booty or what?" I guess if you want to take the exact literal meaning of the lyrics..yea I'm talkin about the caboose..but truly what this song is about for me is my ARRIVAL ON THE SCENE! I'm talking to all the other female artists and just saying you better watch ur back because I'm about to come with it! I want girls to be able to put this song on on their way to the clubs, in the clubs, while their getting ready for school, cleaning the house, whatever and just feel like "you know what... I'm the shit and I'm proud of it!" It's a confidence song...nothing more...nothing less.

Booty Call Agreement
PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2007, by_______________________, between ____________and______________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shit to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted - money is always good. 8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged. 9. No asking for comparisons with former l

Bootie Buddy
THERE IS AT LEAST ONE person ON YOUR friends list!!! WHO WANTS TO FUCK YOU. SO LETS PLAY THE FUCK BUDDY GAME! The rules are simple: If you want to or wouldn't mind fucking the person who posts this, send them a *MESSAGE* saying "I'd tap that shit!" or "I'd ride dat shit" Dont be scared - This is hilarious!! The twist is YOU HAVE TO RE-POST THIS and see who replies. Repost this as "FUCK BUDDY" even if you are in a happy relationship. It is just a laugh... and you may be surprised

Booty
If it be a pirate game, then search tha seas no more. This here be the finest pirate game on tha net...harr, harr, harr.....there be enough booty fer the likes of swashbucklers, scalliwags, and all black hearted pirates..... http://walkmyplank.net/signup.php?ref=870

Booty Calls Or Fwb
My young friend Jeremy recently had a revelation. "Women want sex as much as men!" While that is, in many cases, very true, things are still different for many women than for many men. (Disclaimer that all of the following applies to me and other women I know, but nothing I write is ever intended to cover the broad spectrum of human behavior and attitude. On top of that, of course a lot of what I say here about many women also applies to some men as well.) The pitfalls of the booty call or friends with benefits relationship have been on my mind lately. While I was on vacation, I found an old Cosmo in my aunt's cottage and got absorbed in it. (Wonder what it says about me that I find more fodder for journaling in Cosmo and Vogue than in my favorite feminist magazine, Bust.) One interesting article was "When Booty Calls Make You Blue." And a frequently discussed issue on Fubar is "Why don't women like casual sex as much as men," so it's an issue I've thought a bit about. In addition,

Bootpee
An elderly Texas cowhand went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for the little blue Viagra pill. The pharmacist asked "How many?" The cowboy replied, "Just a few, maybe a half dozen. I cut each one into four pieces." The pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose. That won't get you through sex." The old fellow said, "Oh, I'm past eighty years old, and I don't even think about sex much anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my new boots.

Bootycall Application
BOOTYCALL APPLICATION Name___________________ Age____ Phone(____)__________ Occupation________________________________ Do you live with your parents Yes__ No__ Do you live with your significant other Yes__ No__ Height_____ Weight______ Gender(M/F)___ Married(Y/N)__ Single(Y/N)__ Other_________ How often do you want it (check appropriate answer) Daily__ Weekly__ Monthly__ As much as possible__ How long can you last (check appropriate answer) 1min __ 15min__ 30min__ 1hr__ All nite__ Do you like giving oral sex (Y/N)__ Which do you prefer (check appropriate box) One on one__ Threesome__ Group__ While having sex, *What do u do (check all appropriate answers) Faint__ Cry__ Moan__ Wiggle__ Twist__ Jerk about__ Pant__ Sweat__ Scream__ Hum__ Whistle__ Just lie there__ Take Control__ Scratch__ Pull hair__ Bite__ Smack Booty__ Fake It__Go to sleep__ Watch tv__ Read__ Think of someone else__

Booty Agreement
BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2006, between ____________and______________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 PM. 4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) If you have to ask the answer is no, so you are better off not asking. 6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted - money is always good. 8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged. 9. No asking for compa

Booty Call Agreement
Booty Call Agreement This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2007, by_______________________, between ____________and______________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have sh*t to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" sh*t- only sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is NO, so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the BOOTY CALL unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted - money is always good, flower's are no good they remind. 8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged and needed!!

Bootsie And Lil Boots
Ok this kitten (lil boots) is determined lol Bootsie our 2 yo female cat was trying to relax on our bed and lil boots (2 month old male) decided he wanted to play with her tail. Well, bootsie was growling and pawing at him to let him know she didn't want to play. Did that stop him?....... NO lol he kept biting her tail watching her to see if she would do it again and found out she would lol this went on for like 5 min. i kid you not. Our son and I were dieing with laughter.

Bootstrap Bill Halloween Costume
Shop for pirate costumes by clicking here - fulfill all your costume and party decoration needs! Bootstrap Bill Halloween Costume The basics of a pirate costume you will need natural cotton pirate shirt White oversized linen shirt, add ruffles to the cuffs if you wish Loose drawstring trousers in brown or beige Long-length tunic waistcoat Or a corset worn over the linen shirt Or a well-worn leather jacket Or find a worn military-style or other long-length coat in a vintage store or opportunity shop (add some gold trim if you like) Wide leather belt to belt over your tunic, waistcoat, or shirt The quickest and easiest pirate headgear is a red bandana tied around your head. Or you can make a traditional tri-corner (tri-corn) hat. bootstrap bill, bootstrap bill halloween costume, halloween costume, pirates of the caribbean halloween costume pirate halloween costume, pirate costume

10 Booty Call Commandments
I. Thou shalt get out before the sun rises II. Thou shouldest never ask "can we see each other from now on?" III. Thou shalt refrain from referring to our activities as "love making." IV. Thou shalt not request advanced plans. V. Thou shalt kiss anything except my mouth. VI. Thou shalt scream my name often VII. If someone cometh over whilst thou art here, thou art my cousin from out of town. VIII. Thou shalt not ask me to walk thee to thy car. Don't thou knoweth what it looketh like? IX. There shall be no "pillow talk." X. There shall be no cuddling -- ever!

Booty Call Agreement
THE BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT This Booty Call Agreement (hereinafter referred to as the “Agreement”) is entered into on the day of , 2007, by , between And . THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over – unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 PM – we don’t have shit to talk about. 4. None of the “lovemaking” shit – only mind blowing sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions – (e.g. – “Where are we heading with this?”, “Do you love me?” – The answer is no, so don’t ask.) 6. No plans made in advance – that is why you are called the “backup”. ***Exception: if you are from out-of-town there is an allowance of a one time advance arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted! (TIP: Money is always good!!) 8. No baby talk – dirty talk, however, is encouraged. 9. No asking for comparisons with forme

Booty Call Agreement
THE BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the __ day of ____, 20__, by __________, between ___________ and ____________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over-unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 PM-we don't have shit to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" shit-only mind-blowing sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions - Example: Where are we heading with this Do you love me? The answer is no, so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advance arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted - money is always good. 8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged. 9. No asking for comparisons with

Booty Call Agreement
Fill out and send back to me in private message This Booty Call Agreement ( hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement" ) is entered into on the _____day of __________, 200_, by_______________________, between____________and______________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shit to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?). The answer is no, so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted - money is always good. 8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged. 9. No aski

The Booth
The Booth by photoboy32© About a year ago my wife and I saw part of an old skin film on cable about a married couple where the guy wanted to expose his wife to other men. I had always enjoyed exposing Susan and fantasized about exposing her more, but I was too embarrassed to mention it. She laughingly made some comment about how she too enjoyed being exposed like that. I then remembered how, when we were dating, she never really protested too strongly when I pawed at her in public places. I can especially remember when we used to go to this old drive-in movie theater. I almost always ended stripping off every shred of her clothing in the car. The chance of someone looking in the car and seeing my girl completely naked was really exciting to me. She would put up a little fuss, of course, but I always managed to talk her out of all of her clothing. One by one, I would toss her clothing into the backseat until she was completely naked. Sometimes I would grab her clothes and lock the

Booty Calls?
OMG...what a very relaxing day today...LOL. Well if you all dont kno...I am working today 1am to 7am then 3pm to 7pm then 8pm to 8am Monday morning. Yeppers...workaholic today! :) Well...between my break of 7am to 3pm where I was gonna sleep in the parking lot, I talked to an old booty call. I told him about my schedule and he was like...NO NO...come over here and sleep. You dont need to sleep in your car. OK...fine...LOL. So I get to his apartment. Go upstairs to his bedroom. Took off my clothes and he asked me if I wanted to take a shower. Ummm yea a shower sounds good. So I went in the bathroom got the shower ready...climbed in and was just enjoying the hot water on my body. Then the next thing I kno he climbed in the shower with me. He told me to stop and to put my arms on my sides. OK? He washed me from head to toe. Of course playing with those...special parts...lol...but he gave me a shower. He even washed my hair! After I was done, he dried me off. And

Booty Call
This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the ____ day of _____, 2007, by _______________, between _________and__________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shit to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted - money is always good. 8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged. 9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none of your

Booty Call Lol
This Booty Call Agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____ day of__________, 2005, by_______________________ , between __________________ and _________________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over -- unless it is VERY good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2 No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 8 PM--we really don't have shit to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" shit--only mind-blowing sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions--Ex.: Where are we heading with this? Do you love me? The answer is no, so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance -- that is why you are called the "backup", unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted--money is always good. 8. No baby talk--however, dirty talk is encouraged. 9. No asking for comparisons with for

Bootlicker
Bootlicker by darual © It was the Saturday before her birthday and her man was serving up drinks at the bar just across the way. Just the two of them, alone in the apartment, drinking gin, bullshitting, and listening to music. Birthday Girl got up and sang along with the music that was coming from the stereo. The other one just sat there, mesmerized, drink all but forgotten. It always happened this way when Birthday Girl started singing. Pulse got faster, heartbeat louder, mouth drier. There was a tension whenever the two got together, even if it was only one-sided. Birthday Girl started swaying in time with the beat and the other one got lost in a fantasy world. A world where she could dance with her and kiss the back of her neck, smell her hair, caress her. The things that lovers do. "Remember when you said something about being a bootlicker?" asked Birthday Girl. The other couldn't speak, the world had shifted, the tides had changed and she knew it. It was everything that sh

Bootie Call Agreement
Pre-Booty Call Agreement This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____ day of _____________, 2007, by ________________________, between _____________ and _____________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over--unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9PM--We don't have sh*t to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" sh*t--only mind blowing sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions--Ex.: Where are we heading with this? Do you love me? The answer is no, so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance--that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted--money is always good. 8. No baby talk--however, dirty talk is encouraged. 9. No asking for comparisons wi

Bootycall Application
BOOTYCALL APPLICATION Name: ___________________ Age: ____________________ Phone: (____) ____________ Occupation: ____________________ Height______ Weight______ Married(Y/N)__ Single(Y/N)___ Other_________ Sexual Orientation: __________ How often do u wanna have sex?(check appropriate answer) Daily__ Weekly__ Monthly__ As much as possible__ How long can u last? (check appropriate answer) 1min ___ 15min__ 30min__ 1hr__ all nite___ Do u like Giving oral sex? (Y/N)___ What could you do for me that no one else could?: Which do u prefer? (check appropriate box) One on one__ Doubles__ Group___ While having sex, what do u do? (check all appropriate answers) Faint__ Cry__ Moan__ Wiggle__ Twist__ Jerk about__ Pant__ Sweat___ Scream__ Hum__ Whistle__ Just lie there__ Go to sleep__ Watch tv__ Read__ Think of someone else___ Ball play___ List three positions u like: 1. 2. 3. What is ur preferred pace? (check appropriate

Boots
Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this one! Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her primary students put on his boots? Even with her pulling, and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on. Finally, when the second boot was on, she had worked up a sweat. She almost cried when the little boy said, 'Teacher, they're on the wrong feet.' She looked, and sure enough, they were. It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as together they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the right feet. He then announced, 'These aren't my boots.' She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream, 'Why didn't you say so?' like she wanted to. Once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet. No sooner had they got the boots off when he said,'They're my brother's boots. My Mum made me wear them.' Now she didn't know