Fubar Blog Posts 2

Bitch Please!
There are reasons that god put certain ones in our lives... To teach us things and make us listen to him... These are the thing that makes us strong... To make us see what is right and what is wrong. You came to me from the blue... To try help me in my time of need, but the more that I found out about you... the visions of your darkness was too much indeed. The pains of you past overwelmed me quickly, the suffering and madness of your life, You say that you left your home to help... but even that ended in a twisted strife. So you focused in on me, to try to make me yours... but as you attempted your dirty games, your true self reflected a whore! Actually more like the Sukubus of legend... the stealer of mens souls... You even try to say I love you... but in that lie I knew the score. So I tried to play your dirty game... To take advantange of you, But even that grew old and lame... And even my offspring wanted me to be rid of you! You continued to try to get m

Bitch Please! Part 2
I tried to be nice, I tried to be fair... I went on with my life, With eveyday toil and prayer... But from the shaddows you spy snipping bitter words at me like you can spew enough venom like you can't just let me be! You befriended my dearheart in order to distain, to inflict a new powerful love, with your misery and pain! But see you can not harm me you see you can not hold me back I've found a love that is truly blessed and one is all the things you lack! Then you run away like a child who has lost an unfair game and then have the nerve to call to see some sort of care to claim. Well glad you are gone away hope the doorknob didn't hit your ass your fake caring and BS love leave it for someone with less class! Leave what is mine be and go on with you life find someone who gives a shit and someone who will believe all of your hype! And with this last part I will dismiss a lie the tests came back negative bitch so whereever, whatever, however you got you

Bitch, Bitch, Bitch........
U know....i love my family very much but i dont like them. They all decided to show up last night because my grandpa was put in the hospital. I know they mean well but christ, the last thing my grandpa needs when he comes home today is a house full of people and 2 kids that are the spawn of satan. Im exhausted from all that has happened and this house just needs peace and quiet. Instead they wanna clean the damn house from top to bottom cause one of them is allergic to my dog....which whatever yeah ok i can understand that but while they do it they wanna bitch and complain because i let him run around the house. well yeah duh..he's my fucking dog and this is my house. I dunno...im just done and frustrated with all this...I just wanna lay down and not worry about playing host to them. I have to work tonight and the exhaustion hanging over me sucks right now. I feel at a breaking point where i just need to lay down in my room and cry a lil bit...but I cant cause all they wanna do i

Bitches Who Claim To Be Real
Ok I want to LMFAO at these females on here... who write a whole life story about them and how real they are and how they dont take any bullshuit lol ... ok? GOOD FOR YOU Then... these are the same broads who have the nerv to talk about other females or males. Call them all fake and what not. They talk about how females show skin for attention... etc WE ALL HEARD THAT SAME CRAP I love how alot of men and women get brave online I think its so funny but really pathetic at the same time. So anyways.... But yet when I really check them out... they are claiming to be FU-MARRIED to some guy in another state. LMAO Their is all these silly ass pics of them 2 made. No actual pics of them. lmao that sad. So these females or males who claim to be real but yet so call fall in love with another person in a diff state they never actually met... GET A LIFE. YOU ARE AS FAKE AS THE NEXT PERSON U CALL FAKE.

Bitches
I can't seem to get away from them no matter how hard I try one of these bitches always walks by See me I dislike a variation of niggas I can't stand PRETTY ass niggas the ones that spend more time in the mirror than a girl do you would think they want curls in their hair too You can say you dont know about them but you do you have conversations about them too Like the subpar sensitive ECLECTIC nigga that writes poetry spits about revolution but did nothing to support any movement UNLESS it is the movement inside of the woman's hips he creates the oohs and aahs for pretending to be a good guy but really a whore Bitches the ones that tell a woman what they want to hear just so they can feel the lower extremities of that woman drawing near Bitches Lying Niggas that always want ladies to have time for them but when role is revearsed they hanging out wit Craig and them you know the ones I call them Late Nite Do Me's the guys that call you on a weeknight after

Bitchology
I'm a Bitch, Are You? When I stand up for my beliefs, and myself they call me a bitch. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts, or do things my own way, they call me a bitch. Being a bitch entails raising my children to be strong people who have a solid sense of personal and social responsibility, who are not afraid to stand up for what they believe in and who love and respect themselves for the beautiful beings they are. Being a bitch means that I am free to be the wonderful creature that I am, with all my own intricacies, contradictions, quirks and beauty. Being a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me. When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak up against it, I am defined as a bitch. The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish.

Bitch Im From Florida
Somebody from California apparently wrote the top part, but somebody from FLORIDA came back and put them on their asses at the bottom. just read all of it! lol CALIFORNIA: - I can wear sandals all year long - I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore" -Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami can hang. - I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often - I know what real cheese & avocados taste like -Everyone smokes weed and its no big deal -We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down. -I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American's! -All the porn you watch is made here, cause we're better and thats how it is - I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear - I know 65 mph really means 100 - When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont fuck ar

Bitches
Bitches need to fucking keep thier comments to thier selves!!!!!!!!!!!!!I dont go writing rude fucking shit about you as my display messege or in ur shoutbox! who fucken cares if you think what i say is pointless,You are fucking ugly!kiss my fucking ass you ugly whore!

Bitchlist
I hate stupid ppl. I hate racism. I hate people who hate obama. I hate people who berate other people. I hate sneezing. I hate being single. I hate relationships. i hate commercials I hate LOVE I am fulla hate right now. I need something good in my life, when will i get a freakin break? grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Sorry readers, I am just venting.

Bitchology
When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a bitch.! Being a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me. SO TRUE!!! When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak against it, I am defined as a bitch. The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish. It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be. I am outspoken, opinionated and determined. I want what I want and there is nothing w rong with that! So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me. You won't succeed. And if that makes me a bitch, so be it. I embrace the title and a

Bitchology
When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a bitch. Being a bitch in my heart. It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me. When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak against it, I am defined as a bitch. The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish. It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be. I am outspoken, opinionated and determined. I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that! So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try

Bitch, Defined...
I loved it...figured everyone else would too! lol Noun: Bitch (bich): 1. A miserable person who sucks all joy and happiness out of life, and makes life a little less worth living by her consistently shitty attitude. When not complaining, her drama and gossip will fill the void. He or she (but usually she) refuses to do something with a group, and will forego hanging out with said group unless they're doing something she wants to do. She will put her interest ahead of others every single time, just for the sake of being a bitch. A bitch hates fun. "Hey guys, sorry we can't check out that cool new Brazilian restaurant, Janet is being a bitch. " 2. A status you assume when you take one in the pooper while incarcerated. 3. What you become when you fail at pool, bowling, Quake, english, math, Street Fighter Alpha, etc. 4. Having a thankless job where you work lots of overtime without pay while your boss is on vacation. 5. Having to sit in the middle seat be

Bitches Who Open Their Private Folders For Blings...
and other shit is fucking hilarious. Do you realize you are showing the goods for a 50x50 animated gif? Seriously, crackwhores get more for than that. For $14.71 per month you can get your name in a different color. For $10.00 you can get a blingy dinner for two gif For $100.00 you are able to be at the top of this site looking like a assclown for an hour. With your morphing pic that looks nothing like you. I can't imagine how much some people blow on this site. Go open a fucking PayPal and start making some real dough instead of grifting middle-aged douchebag dropping mad coin on a spotlight or happy hour, let him help you pay bills, mortgage or cell phone bill. Times are tight you know. To quote a wiseman ""If Kurupt gave a fuck about a bitch. Id always be broke. Id never have no motherfuckin indo to smoke" Well said.

The Bitch
Where to start. I have been thinking about this all night and still really cant think of what to say. I guess i will just start with, do i look as gullible as everyone seems to think. I always mean what i say, why cant others. I have been beat down, knocked out, spit on, and my heart ripped out more times then i can count, but i have always come back. It makes me a stronger person yes, but at what cost. I feel that the more and more life keeps throwing me curve balls i hit them, but a piece of me always dies with it. I find myself growing colder every day. Yes, no matter what i will make it, I'll always be here, strong, confident, strong minded, but cold. I don't want to be cold. I have never known true love, but I have loved and lost and had my heart also ripped out of my chest a few times and fucked with a lot. So what I'm saying is I don't know true love, but i know love. Queen Elizabeth never married. She never needed a man to help her or be with her. Then again she did have somet

Bitch Slap ???
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The Bitch Blog!!
sorry its come to this,but yes this is my bitch blog!!i have over 150 friends on my list and 90% of them i never hear from so yes im going 2 clean it out.i rate friends all day and never even get a thankyou,shit im lucky if i even get 10 rates in a day,at this rate ill be lucky if i make godfather by next december lol anyways im just writing this blog cause i wanna know who are my true friends in here!if you still wanna be friends then answer this blog otherwise your being deleted and from now on im not accepting bs fake ppl on my list anymore!aside from that have an awesome weekend:D

Bitches Ain't Shit
Bitches ain't Shit (4x)Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks (6x)Bitches ain't Shit (4x)Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricksScandalous, attention whores suckin' off my non-existent dickSince you can't keep my fuckin' name out your mouthDo what you're best at doing and fuckin' swallow it downI spit the sick shit and I'm living it all day bitchWhile you're slaving from nine to five for shitty paychecksI'm gettin' paid bitch to sit and write some lyricsI'm fuckin' bitches in the face to make them feel my Holy SpiritFuck that unity bullshit, I stand up on my ownFuck some fantasies, I'm casted out and all aloneI'd rather have it that way, my motivation is hatePlus you bitches only use my name to get some fameLet me explain I'm the beginning and I am the endEvery bitch just tries to jock this Razakel trendI've got no competition let it be knownJust cause I'm down for the track don't mean I love them hoesBitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks (6x)Bitches ain't Shit (4x)Who would have guess

Bitchology
FINALLY - Someone is bitchy enough to say it like it REALLY is! BITCHOLOGY When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a bitch. Being a bitch

Bitch Niggas
you bitch niggas aint got the heart to come get me/ how dare you fuck with me/ abandon all hope quickly/ I bust until the clip empty/ y'all aint even summer thugs/ i know u thought u was/ whoever set u up aint got love/ you'll understand when the hollows buzz/ and bang thru your afro/ im a asshole/ and natural/ for me to come get at you/ and leave you stiff as a staute/u feminine like estrogen/ let me show and begin/ when my violent moods move in/ like the wind we dont pretend/ empty a mack in ur back and that of your next of kin/ .45 cal will make u spin...u cant die with that stupid grin...but then again...all u gotta do is walk away

Bitchology
When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a bitch. Being a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me. When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak against it, I am defined as a bitch. The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish. It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be. I am outspoken, opinionated and determined. I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that! So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me. You won't succeed. And if that makes me a bitch , so be it. I embrace the title and am

Bitches
"Hey, I just wanted to write an tell you that patrick and I decided that when we move up there that you are only allowed to see tha kids on holidays or if we say otherwise. I just wanted to let you know that so when we get there we won't be bringin the kids to see you nor will you be able to come to the house to see them. I just wanted to let you know this seein that we will be there next month. Thanks."

The Bitch
I've realized i'm a real bitch. Sorry Cynthia for doing what I did on fubar. You didn't deserve any of it. Jason is a realy good man. I don't deserve him and if I don't change my ways I will loose him. If I haven't already. Sorry again.

Bitch Spreads Her Legs For Hot Action
Hot 18 ears old girls Jurassic Cock, Real Ex Girlfriends, Pimp... Young teens hook up with dirty old men Girls give deepthroat blowjob Incredible horny slut taking the cock deeper Face fucked with a hard cock and penetrated Giant cock start the war Stripper pole mommy honey west Real ex-girlfriends A lot more sexual than the college coeds

Bitchy Quotes.. Lol
"My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right." "I'm not a tease, Im just a reminder of what you can't have" "If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame." "It takes 42 muscles to frown and only four to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me." "Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the privilege" "FOR ALL OF YOU WHO TALK ABOUT ME THANKS FOR MAKING ME THE CENTER OF YOUR WORLD! " "I dont need Your Attitude, I Have One of My Own" "That's all right, that's okay, you're going to pump my gas someday!" "Save Your Breath ... You'll need it to blow up your date" "Hey! Quit hogging all the ugly!" "Don't talk about yourself so much... we'll do that when you leave." "I'd like to see things your way, but I'm not sure if I can stick my head that far up my ***." "Its not an attitude, its the way I am"

Bitch And Moan
Lately, I see all those guys bitch and moan about women; how they bitch, ask those "does my clothin make me look fat?", blah blah Same men that are stupid enough to meet nothing but pathetic poor excuses for women that have such a low self esteem that they have to seek for constant approval/monitor their men non stop. WTF?? Either grow a brain, and meet someone real for a change, or quit bitchin, cause those "women" deserve you.

Bitch!
Sugar~Britches STOLE my pic I made with MY name on it, uploaded it to her album, and refuses to delete it! Then the bitch blocked me when I asked her nicely to remove it from her profile... All she did was put it in her Default album.If anyone wants to go be nasty to her for me, I'd appreciate it :D

The Bitch Buys Credits With Her Welfare Money
I just wanted to say that the people that buy credits with welfare money are despicable trailer trash. And above being lezzies preying on scorned women that are vulnerable is the lowest form of insensitivity. And to boot, they use it to purchase pimp hands to temporarily silence those people that call their hand and do not agree with their disgusting life style.

The Bitch Blog For The Day
today is a day for thoughts, of love, 0f hate, and the darkness thats in us all Im not talking about the Emo cut myself darknss Im talking aboiut the place we all Hide from every one, but thoses close to us. We all have that place where we put the things hurt us. Where the Lies People have told us are stored. The Place where our fears seem so close and so real. The place that we dont share. To Most of us that place is small and easly delt with,but for others is a Hollow and frighting Place that could at any moment consume Our Lives. I have lived with in my Darkness, nd Have come out on the other side a better person, But now Im being Hunted with the feart that I might fall back in to it any moment. I belive that we are Ment to have great Loves and great pains. the Great Loves are the ones we never forget and the ones that hurt us the most. Thoses ae the Loves that cause the festering wou

B I T C H
When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch.When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch.When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts ordo things my own way, they call me a bitch.Being bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart.It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me.When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speakagainst it, I am defined as a bitch.The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead ofbeing everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish.It means I have the courage and strength to allow myselfto be who I truly am and won't become anyone else'sidea of what they think I "should" be.I am outspoken, opinionated and determined.I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that!So try to stomp on me, try to douse my innerflame, try to squash every ounce of beauty hold within me.You won't succeed.And if that makes me a bitch, so be it. I embracethe title and proud to BEAR IT. B = Beautiful I =

Bitch
Come to this place inside Evil things i try to hide Never knowing whats to come I sit around, twiddle my thumbs Waiting for the day i snap The day when i can never look back So when you come and talk your shit You better turn around and run You stupid bitch... I clench my fists Jump to my feet I'll punch you in your fucking teeth Piss me off I'll break your jaw Make you cry, scream, and crawl And when you get up I'll break your neck Shove you under my fucking deck And when they ask "Where did she go?" I'll turn around, Smile. And say "How the fuck should I know?"

Bitch Asses
TO ALL YOU FU BITCHES AN HATERS GO FUCK OFF! I'M TIRED OF KEEPING MY MOUTH SHUT AFTER ALL THE SHIT YOU SAY TO ME!! YOU DON'T HERE MY COME BACKS BUT IHAVE DECIDED WHAT THE HELL, TIME TO SHARE MY FEELINGS!! FUCK OFF ALL YOU OVER POSSECIVE STALKERS THAT NEVER REALLY CARE IN THE IRST FUCKING PLACE!!! TO ALL THOSE ASSHOLE THAT THINK IM TOO BIG. YOU CAN GO FUCK YOUR SELF RIGHTEOUS ASSES AND D SUCK A BIG BAG OF DONKEY DICKS!! yOU ARE TO INSECURE TO TELL ME YOU WANT ME THAT YOU TRY TO BREAK ME!! YOUR SHIT WON'T FLY NO MORE IM NOT DEALING WITH IT NOMORE!! HAVE A GREAT FUCKING DAY AND DON'T LET HE DOOR HIT YOU ON THE WAY OUT.

Bitches
Ya know, for the sake of your children, you should be nice. At least care enough to put your child first and be civil with your ex. It's not that hard. It doesn't take a lot of energy to do such a thing. I do it EVERYDAY of my life. As much as I HATE my ex, I care enough about my child to put him FIRST and be civil. It wasn't always easy at first, but we made it work. So to you, you know who you are, quit being a selfish ass cunt and for the KIDS, who are starting to become the VICTIMS, put your anger aside and be an adult here. You may not have to care enough to want to talk to him, but you do NEED to talk to him and be civil with him for yalls kids. THAT is what matters. Have a nice fucking day.

Bitching
I WELL NOT SIT HERE AND LET SOME FUCKING PUNK ASS LIL BITCH RUN ME OVER.I COULD CARE LESS ABOUT THE TEEN HE IS NOT MINE SO ON THAT NOTE THE ONLY KIDS THAT ARE MINE OZZY & ZAKK THEY ARE MY SONS 8 & 5 YES I AM A MOM DAMN PROUD TO BE ONE TOO . DARE SOME BODY OR TEEN COME AND TRY TO TAKE OVER MY GODDAMN LIFE BITCH BOY PLEASE BETTER GROW UP REALY FAST JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE A KID DOES NOT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO COME AFTER ME ..ONE I WELL PUT YOUR ASS IN THE FUCKING GROUND TWO PUT YOUR HANDS ON ME AGAIN YOUR LIL PUNK ASS WELL DIE OR END UP IN JAIL EITHER WAY ONE OF US IS GOING TO DIE....

Bitch Just Got Hacked!!!!
this bitch just got hacked by the bestiiee....freakindsheets15 this girl is amazing and has the biggest titties and ass ull ever see......i love this grll i wood bend over backwards for this grrl she has the most amazing personality and deserves respect and if any of u guys break her heart or fuck with her ill kick ur ass...trust me im in brazilian jujitsu bitch!!!!!!

The Bitching Hour
I want to set one fucking thing straight. I DONOT create the fucking drama on here. It is the jealous ass bitches that seem to not have a fucking life on here that they thrive on the bullshit. Now I do stand up for myself or attack back, once attacked. It is not in me to let shit slide sometimes. Not once have I said anything to anyone just out of the fucking blue ON HERE, So stop lying to make yourself look good when in fact your a scared pussy. There will be a reason behind the fucking shit I say or do. I despice the childish ass games that some of you play on here and some of you are old enough to my motherfucking MOMMY. Deal with your own shit and stay the fuck out of mine. So tired of oh she said this or that, you fucking right I said it, but it is after you open your big fucking mouth and decided to make me your conversation piece of the day. I have let pretty much a lot of it slide and just ignore your silly ass. Get on down the fucking road and deal with your own insecuri

Bitching...i Am
Maybe I'm just being picky and a tad bit bitchy...but I think if you are going to ban a picture of mine from being a primary, then anyone else with a picture like mine should be banned also. I, myself, don't think there is anything really wrong with either picture and I don't really want to get the other girl in trouble, but damn. Can someone tell me how in the hell her's is okay to use and mine isn't? You see more in hers than you do in mine. Mine:: http://fubar.com/for-my-lover-hearts-to-the-office-scrapper-says-i-can-use-th/photo-354774-2295952-2108116644 Hers:: http://fubar.com/thank-you-x-ultimate-ufc-x/photo-6292994-0-2371004299 I don't know why her's didn't link...but copy and paste it.

Bitchology
BITCHOLOGY ........... When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a bitch. Being a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me. When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak against it, I am defined as a bitch. The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish. It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be. I am outspoken,opinionated and determined. I want what I want and there is wrong with that! So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me. You won't succeed And if that makes me a bitch , so be it. I embrace the title and

The Bitch Is Back!!
It is such, a shame. That no one TRULY, knows my name. Sure you can say it, shout it in-fact. But it's meaningless, nothing beyond that. Words, that's ALL, they EVER ARE! I seriously don't know, what the fuck I'm trying for. I love you so much it hurts, he says. Just words, I was never in his head. Or his heart, all one big fat lie. Slowly another part of me, dies. Why am I so damn, naive? Why is it so easy for me, to believe? The time we shared, apparently meant more to me. I was just something to play with, I see. Well I quit, I don't wanna play anymore. My wall is built bigger and better, than it ever has been before. The BITCH is back! Cold Hearted and mean! Because at least to me, I am worth something!

Bitches And Rants
So my default pic, which was a pic of my boobs COVERED completely with Denver Broncos across the front gets flagged as NSFW. For one thing, if that pic isn't safe to be on your computer because someone might see it....don't come here. If you are at work, WORK. If you are at home and afraid a significant other might see something that would make them angry, don't come here. FFS it's an online bar. That isn't shit you wouldn't see at a bar. Funny, every other pic I see on here is some fat cow with her boobs hanging out of her shirt. Bare boobs, not clothed boobs. This is an adult site, be an adult.

Bitcoins And Bitcoin Mining
Until recently, every currency on earth was either based of a precious metal or a group of mental patients (our government)...Enter the bitcoin. A decentralized currency based of a limited number of bitcoins(21 million to start) and a logical algorithm that encrypts all monetary transactions of the bitcoin market. No printing of money, no bad decisions...only logical. Since the bitcoin is decentralized...if you feel like breaking the law...this is your place. Not why I'm in the market, but can already see a virtual black market emerging with untraceable transaction...payable in any currency currently traded. The value is based on the number of transactions globally. The Bitcoin started in 2009 and once started, from what I've read, can not be stopped. As long as the internet is still going the Bitcoin will only get stronger, and as of now 2140 is when the last bitcoin will be harvested. What or who is behind the bitcoin? This was my first hurdle...and it's a tall one

Bitch Im Fabulous
Pnut: fuck no id rather have herpes lol Friend: lmao Friend: hey, i gotta support the place, they are talking about making me hd enf Pnut: roflmao Pnut: they desperate are they? Friend: fuck you bitch im fabulous lol

Bitch.. That's Right I Put Your Ass On Blast!!
12:37am reply Arun: do u know this guy.. magoo09 ? 1:45am more To Arun: I don't 1:45am reply Arun: sent me a frnd request randomly...i rarely come here..so was telling me abt this place..the hippie culture here..and the girl's he had "befriended"...was speaking..um..highly of u 1:48am more To Arun: Fuckin lier, He bee talking highly about me reguardless..... I'd hate to tell my boys about about someone talking sick shit about me lol 1:49am reply Arun: actually he puts up nude pics of girls from here on anonib..he has done a few girls...but overall seems to be a big mouth 1:52am more To Arun: Haha, He cant do that to me cause I don't have any 1:52am reply Arun: must be lying... 1:53am more To Arun: There's only two soldiers that have remotely any thing nude of me and they don't play fubar 1:

Bitches Gotta Eat
An old high school friend of mine posted this blog on facebook and I had to take a look. Now, I've read the series - I was on bedrest with little else to do but read, watch TV, or play online - and it struck me as some of the biggest pile of shite I'd ever read. I wasn't sure until long after I'd finished what my problems were with it. I'm still not sure I've totally pegged my reaction - maybe anger that people might read it and think that this is what BDSM relationships are actually about, or that it is in any sense plausible. At any rate, I'm linking to the blog but couldn't find any way to share the text with its formatting so I'm going for the good ol' cut & paste. http://bitchesgottaeat.blogspot.com/ all the pages worth masturbating to in "fifty shades of grey." your mom is such a fucking dirtbag. i ran into that broad in the female incontinence aisle at walgreens a couple weeks ago and was like, "what up, karen? you are looking HELLA RADIANT today." after shyly avertin

Bitdefender
Have any of you ever heard of BitDefender? It is an antivirus program. I installed it recently. It meets the requirements of my computer but the computer doesnt "recognize" it. Its supposed to be on of the best for 2007. www.bitdefender.com I now most people have the more popular known ones but i wanted something free and got tired of AVG which is good but had to be updated too often for me and the version I had wa going to expire so i said forget it and decided to install BitDefender instead. I read a litle bit about it online as well before i installed it. Just thought if anybody was looking for a free antivirus program that maybe u would want to try it.

A Bit Depressed.
This weekend has not actually gone off as I planned. See, yesterday was payday for me but my employer screwed up its payroll download into our direct deposit and cash cards. So I will not get my pay until 8-13-07. This means I can't get my bills paid or get the stuff my kids need for school. It also means that I will not get as much sleep on Monday evening. This would not be so bad if I had not had such a stressful day of work yesterday. On the upside, I have got to watch some golf on tv and read my Hillary Clinton book.

Bite Me Twice On The Neck For Yes (hopefully You Won't Say No)
Tick, tock take your time with this, now, I wanna hurry up and take it slow, We’ve got all night, and the rest of our lives, All undressed without a place to go Forget the bed, it’s almost ten feet away, Up against the wall will do fine for now, Breathing heavy, your hair gets in the way, Let’s make the neighbors think we’re breaking down, Spinning like a hurricane, Making it out as we go along, Sinning like a serial on the street, Singing the devil’s song, Fingernail tips scratching the small of my back, I’ll get used to it, You look so pretty when you’re on the attack, Only a fool wouldn’t want this There goes the night, now it’s time for the sun By the look in your eyes, we’re nowhere close to done, The passion around us starts to suck me in, I am yours forever, if you touch me again, You took all of my breath, There’s none left for a cigarette, I don’t think my heart has ever beat so fast.

Biteing
You scored as Biting. When it comes to being kinky, your biggest turn on is biting. You love the ectasy of teeth sinking into your flesh, and are probably willing to return the favor. Sex just isn't sex without using your teeth. Biting 100% Whips 83% Chains/Handcuffs 67% Bondage 67% Blind Folds 67% Blood 42%

Bite Me A$$holes
if i have to listen to one more moronic fucking comment i am going to go balistic. people should really think before the type since half the time it's something stupid anyway... all i have to say on this is.... KISS MY ASS!!!

Bite Through The Skin, Dont Give The Secret
I have been single for two years now and I cant seem to find a new gf...LOL i have alot of friends that r girls more than guy friends anyways how is it shortly after my ex fiancee break up with me within a day or two she found a new guy to be with and shortly after that they get married?? anyways I guess Im lookin for help lol so if any of u women have any tips tell me cause im all ears!!!! well talk to you everyone laterz!! take care peeps!!

Bite Me
yeah you heard me open wide accept take a chunk of bittersweet go on sink your teeth in work those jaws for real this time bite yes bite until all held heaven or hell bursts free to coat your lips with all that is me water nectar syrup spirit spit cum bourbon blood bile acid lava love I'm your apple in the garden of eden so bite baby bite become a part of me tonight

Bite Me
These tears that have yet fallen Are burning inside these eyes Smell the rotten decaying flesh As it falls down inside My soul is what keeps on moving You smell the blood as it comes leaking out of my untorn flesh See it trickling down my worn fingers? Taste the disgraceful laugh Bite me as I lick your wounds Take this knife and stab into my torn heart See the thorns poking out of my skin See the worms crawling out of my eyes Lick the maggot I have became Taste the hatred that you have bestowed upon me Feel the anger that rises as I see your judgemental ignorance Can't you see what you've done to me? Can't you see the bones you have created? Why are these wounds invisible to you? Why? Because your blinded by the so-called beauty Of skin and bones and distasteful personality

Bite Me
hmmmmmm life is like a piece of ass you never know when your going to get it..... ok joking over with: life to me is so damn tough and so is my love life yeah i know i dont have confidence i am shy always have been since i was molested when i was 5 damn and people who judges me for what i look like can go kiss my white american ass the one person in my life im looking for is someon who will love me for who i am not what i look like this person has to have a great personality and sense of humor but theres no one in this shit hhole of a town

Bite The Dust....again
re·ject /v. rɪˈdʒɛkt; n. ˈridʒɛkt/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[v. ri-jekt; n. ree-jekt] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation –verb (used with object) 1. to refuse to have, take, recognize, etc.: to reject the offer of a better job. 2. to refuse to grant (a request, demand, etc.). 3. to refuse to accept (someone or something); rebuff: The other children rejected him. The publisher rejected the author's latest novel. 4. to discard as useless or unsatisfactory: The mind rejects painful memories. 5. to cast out or eject; vomit. 6. to cast out or off. 7. Medicine/Medical. (of a human or other animal) to have an immunological reaction against (a transplanted organ or grafted tissue): If tissue types are not matched properly, a patient undergoing a transplant will reject the graft. –noun 8. something rejected, as an imperfect article. -----------------------------------------------------------------

Bite Fight
Ok, here's another one. Vampire vs Werewolf RPG (yeah I've kinda gotten into these) Even if you don't want to join could you please just copy this and pay a visit (http://s2.bitefight.org/c.php?uid=113039) or click the banner? I get a few points for everyone that I "bite"

Bites & Kisses
Bites & Kisses His kisses Are Sweet, But Deadly. His teeth Bite here And There, oh What A pleasurable Delight. Bites & Kisses, How they Brings My Heart To life. Wicked as they Are? I find Myself always Lingering And Wanting more Of Them from Him. Let me Always have Those Sweet Enticing Bites & Kisses Forever as Mine. ©2007 Firestar

The Bite
I miss the touch of your lips against my skin, The sensational feeling of teeth of flesh, Eat me, eat me, take it all away, Oh the pleasure i felt, so much, Not for today, Oh how i miss it, Oh how so do I, Your lips pressed against mine, and my hand upon your thigh, wondrous daze we lived in, wondrous daze we'd die, Oh how i miss your kiss, Oh how i miss your touch, Please, bite me once more, Draw some blood, I want to feel it trickle down my neck in a glorious dance of millions, I wanna feel the way you made me feel, I want to feel more, Bite me, one last time, C'mon, it calls Bite me, one last time, Take away my flaws

Bite Me ,,if You Dont
well well well,,i am just in the mood to vent and this is a subject that i am passionate about. do you know what its like to live in a country that is free ,where you can basically do what you want, and do not have to conform to everybody being the same? do you? of course you do , you lame ass people. do you know why you can live in a country like america and feel free? BECAUSE OF THE ARMED FORCES MEN AND WOMEN! THATS WHY! i am so tired of people who live here putting down america and the extrodinary people that have served,are serving and will serve to keep us not only safe, but also to let us be able to live they way we do.you pathetic people can you look out of your tunnel vision and your narrowed way of thinking. if it wasnt for these awesome people who serve daily you would all be living in fear and doing only what you were told to do. you lame asses grow up you have the right to speak and say what you want BECAUSE OF THESE ARMED FORCE MEN AND WOMEN. are you that blind. it real

Bite Me, It's A Good Song (and Ya I'm Listening To It... So There)
Every night in my dreams I see you, I feel you That is how I know you go on Far across the distance and spaces between us You have come to show you go on Near far wherever you are I believe that the heart does go on Once more you open the door And you're here in my heart And my heart will go on and on Love can touch us one time and last for a lifetime And never let go till we're gone Love was when I loved you One true time I hold you In my life we'll always go on Near far wherever you are I believe that the heart does go on Once more you open the door And you're here in my heart And my heart will go on and on You're here, there's nothing I fear And I know that my heart will go on We'll stay forever this way You are safe in my heart And my heart will go on and on

Bite Fight
ok now this site you can not do nothing like neopets but it is still ok ..... now this site you have the choice of being a vampire or a werewolf ......it is the battle between them .... you battle other user and train and hunt ....the choice is yours http://s5.bitefight.org/c.php?uid=78321 To become a werewolf http://s5.bitefight.org/c.php?uid=78386 To become a vampire after joining it will give you the option to join my clan that is up to you feel free to join .......

Bite Me !!!!
Ok All Lost Here And I Am Pissed Off You All Say YOu Are My Friends But When I Need Help You Look Away So Now I Am Bringing The Fire You Do not Like IT To F**king Bad For You I Do Not Care I Am Done With Lieing Pricks You Wanna Know What is Going On Hit My Yahoo Till Then Bite Me !!!! I Am Out Lost

Bite Me
A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100 dollars? "Are you nuts? !!" she replies, and keeps walking away. He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. "Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?" he asks again. "Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?" So the guy runs around the next block and faces her again. "Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000 dollars?" She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmm, $10,000 dollars, eh? Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there." So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them. The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, "

Bitefight
well I have been playing this game and it is very addictive you can fight as a vampire or werewolf in battles with other people around the world if you wanna join just copy paste my links.first my wolves. http://s1.bitefight.org/c.php?uid=102667 http://s3.bitefight.org/c.php?uid=126618 http://s4.bitefight.org/c.php?uid=91049 now my Vampires. http://s2.bitefight.org/c.php?uid=114373 http://s8.bitefight.org/c.php?uid=24863 http://s9.bitefight.org/c.php?uid=17373 http://s10.bitefight.org/c.php?uid=16197 try it out it is a very fun game just pick one out and copy paste them the higher the number the newer the server is. new one lol its wolf http://s1.bite-fight.us/c.php?uid=52373

Bite Down~what Is This World Coming To???
So there is this popular song by Boyz N da Hood ft.Gorilla Zoe(if you don't listen to rap you probably haven't heard it). But in this song they are glorifying doing COKE and HEROIN! Now the song is hot-I must admit... But as some may know I lost my brother last year to a drug overdose and he thought drugs were cool because alot of his favorite rappers did them.I know-stupid of him to think that. But anyhow;here is the video for the song.See for yourself how some of these artist are leading our younger generation astray. P.S. This is the edited version...the chorus goes: "GET DRUNK,DO A LINE,POP A PILL,BITE DOWN" Boyz N Da Hood - Bite Down

Bite Me
all anybody wants to do is fuck me over and i'm sick of it... so how has your two weeks been lately? mine's been chock full of all kinds of studity and suprises... well i'm done with it, gotta new dress, gonna party tonight without my phone or the internet... so bite me all this hatin on me is just makin me famous, lmfao s kisses for the ones who don't live to make my life hell... xoxo

Bite Me
I sign on today to find this crap..... And when i go to the link i find this.... Not one of my pictures. Is this a new Fubar game? Is this a way to level someone fake account? (I didn't rate btw) And if so, why are they all coming to me? Do i seem like someone who is nice and willing to help? WRONG... Now to make my mumm. Should i go spam the assholes who said this crap? Two of them are above level 20. Should i give out their Fubar user #'s and send my friends after them? Wait? I have friends? They picked the wrong Cubby to play with today.... I REPEAT.. DONT VISIT ANY OF THOSE PROFILES....

The Bite
The Bite by LateNiteFantasy© Breaking from the kiss lips languidly parting I smile at you see the awakening lust in your eyes Taking half a pace backwards, I hold your right breast in my left hand, lifting and slowly squeezing watching the hard erect nipple as it slowly turns purple my right hand approaches you I pinch the nipple , squeeze it,hen pull gently my left hand reaches for my drink,I take a sip pulling an ice cube into my mouth and lower my head to you flicking my tongue out at your nipple the tip of my tongue teasing you feel you thrusting your breast to me,as my lips cover the nipple I suck a little my tongue pushing the ice cube onto the nipple feeling you shudder I suck harder rubbing the ice against you, placing drink back on table,I move to your other breast no preliminaries now immediately start sucking your nipple hard wanting all your breast in my mouth the ice cube melting against your heat I release th

Bite Me Survey From Crys ;)
How are things between you and the person you like? Swimmingly :P Have you ever met a gay person? Yes I have known several. Have you ever intentionally made someone jealous? No but I have been used to make someone else jealous, I hate those stupid ass games. How are you feeling? Frustrated :( What's something you're excited about right now? Birthday in 2 weeks! Do you spend a lot of time with your parents? No but I do enjoy it when I get the chance. My dad always has some project going on that I can tinker with. What color is your room? Green Honestly, do you see yourself as a slut? No How long have you been at your current job? 14 years Have you ever been in a long distance relationship? Yes What movie never fails to make you cry? Never cried from a movie, just had something in my eye. Are you talkative? Yes I think so. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to? Yes Who was the last girl you talked to? Cryst

A Bite And All Air?
Got the snack attack tonight Even if its late and the time is not right Cookies and a slice of apple pie Eating everything in sight becuase im that type of guy Good bars and and a oatmeal suprise Take a bite of this could not believe me eyes Round ball looking like a football Seemed heavy and possible caramel or something in it I recall Took a bite, heard a crunch all I seen is an hole Shocked and suprised what I just seen, appears to be now the shape of a bowl It's the season to be jolly, where is all the stuff in this delight? Hoping for something like an egg rich with sugar a feeling oh so tight Food is something that is cool Tricky companies and there wrappers I challenege them to a duel To think chocolate companies are only out to satify This one made me sad and want to cry If they go to court im willing to testify Such a rip off but why? Candy is supposed to have something in it Only if its pure chocolate, thats the only small law or limit The taste

Bite Hard
A girl had invented a device to cause any car that passed in front of her house to suddenly break down but couldn't find any practical way to profit from it. So, thinking clearly, she set up the device, and as the cars passed the house and broke down, she'd offer the man in the car a place to stay for the night. Then as soon as the man was asleep, he'd be jarred awake by her with his penis in her mouth, and she'd hold a sign up saying "$50 or I'll bite hard!". Of course usually the guy would pay and she'd let him go. Well one day a Newfoundlander broke down, and had to stay the night. Sure enough, he felt something between his legs at night, and there she is with him in her mouth and holding the sign "$50 or I'll bite." The Newfoundlander just smiled and said "$100 or I'll piss!"

Bite Me...i Don't Think So
University of Florence shows the remains of a female "vampire" from 16th-century Venice. Italian researchers believe they have found the remains of a female "vampire" from 16th-century Venice, buried with a brick in her mouth to prevent her feasting on plague victims. Matteo Borrini, a forensic anthropologist from the University of Florence, said the discovery was the first confirmation of a Medieval belief that vampires were behind the spread of epidemics, such as the Black Death.

Bite Me
So, a coupla days ago, I got this mosquito bite on my thigh. It ITCHED like a MOTHERFUCKER! I mean, I just wanna stab my leg with scissors to make it stop. Ofoucrse, the more I scratched, the more it itched. Now I start doubting it was even a mosquito. My thigh has this enormous (about 4in in diameter spot, which is red, and feels hard to the touch ((insert a penis ref, you immature heathens)). My thigh is soft, and theres this semi raised ENORMOUS welt on it. WTF??

Bite It You Scum
Well you want me to kiss your assWell bitch I'm going to bury it here comes my footI don't need your crying ass shitTempers rising take a fitSo bite it you scumCause here I comeBite it you scumI want your cumWell you want me to contributeAll I got is words for youAll you want is more and moreSuck my ass you fuckin' whoreSo just bite it you scumI want your cumBite it you scumI want your cumOne day when your end is nearI'll be there digging at your fearWhen you're gone you'll be no oneWho'll be fuckin' up my fun, no oneSo bite it you scumI want your cumSo bite it you scumI never killed no oneSo bite it you scumI want your cumBite it you scumBite itBite itBite it Bite it Bite itBite it Bite it Bite itBite it Bite it Bite itBite it you scum sucking fucking whores

Bite Me
You bite my neck and i like it alot,you make it feel goodDAMN it really hits the spot!you whisper in my ear my beautiful lullaby,you say i shouldn't love youand i don't know why,your voice is so pure and so true,it's hard to believe that you love me too,every kiss you give so soft and delicious,it tastes so good, it's really nutritious,each bite you give me doesn't hurt one bit,each time you bite me i don't even throw a fit,you say my blood is so sweet and nice,to you it tastes just like sugar and spice,i love when you bite me, kiss me, hug me too,i especially love it when you say"I LOVE YOU"

Biten
Ugh. So my Mom and Step-dad got a new dog. Not that they really needed it, but anyway. The dog growled at my youngest and snapped at him. My Step-dad is making all kinds of excuses as to why it happened. Thing is, he wasn't even in here when it happened. I seen it and so did my Mom. My son didn't do a thing to the dog. When it happened my Mom just sat there. She didn't tell the dog no or anything. I'm the one that had to do something about it. It's happened three times. My Step-dad is upset because I said I didn't want the dog out while the kids were here. Ugh. I know I'm not wrong about this. I'm just tired of him making excuses for the dog that they've had for 3 days that was given to them. They know NOTHING about the dog...just that it was free.

Bite Back - The All American Rejects
You couldn't break me in the end... (oh no) And such a freedom I enjoy When you're deaf to the sounds you trust If that was all you've got, my friend... (oh no) Then set yourself to disappoint Yeah... Feels like I'm strapped down on this table... so tightYou've got me stuck to a razor's edge And I'm trapped in a deadbolt glove You stand to cut me or enable... oh no And such a streak starts steading headsAnd I live for the things I love Sad, but maybe it's true Push you back's what I'll do And it's just enough To keep you back one second longer Take a little more than what I've got It's all I have to please you Break a little piece of what you want Bite back the hand that feeds you Remember when things seem so stable... you know that I compromise just to appease Yeah, you take but you take too much If what you need's not seeming able... yeah, right Then maybe it works when I leave Yeah, you fake what you say you love Sad, but maybe it's true Push you back's what I'll do And it's just en

A Bit Further Down The Road
The road was scenic … High cliffs, talk pines and ocean beaches … surf crashing on rocks and high plumes of water jetting up . Twist in the road keeping my focus and the woman leaning against me holding me and my desire. A sign came into view . Scenic turn out one mile . I made a fake yawn … “ I need a little break from driving.” I said. “Good idea ! I could use a stretch .”, She purred . I slowed and eased off the road and followed the turn out up to the off the road parking . She let go of me and I zipped my fly . We got out of the truck … there was a picnic table set on a white cement slab over looking the ocean and pacific coast highway below . A short rock wall surrounded the cliff overlook . Except for the manicured perfect look of the place it was obvious that it was not used much . We walked out to the rock wall and stood there hand in hand watching the surf pound the rocks . The jetting water made me think of sex and cumming .. The ocean always has had a unique sexuality

A Bit Freaked Out For The Night
So, someone very near and dear to me is currently in the ER...still. He went to the county hospital here since he doesn't have insurance which means you will sit and wait to be seen. Well he's been there for 11 hours thus far and hasn't seen a doctor yet. Supposedly he's on the "Red Team" which means he should have been seen within 2-4 hours. Gee, think someone fucked up? *takes a deep breath* Without going into a lot of personal details, his sugar level when finger pricked was over 400. For those that don't understand what that number means, let me just say this. Normal sugar levels for someone who is Diabetic should be within 80-120. Thereby, you can now understand the reason for concern. It dropped to the mid 200s this afternoon and then spiked up to mid 300s. Now you can only image with your body going through all of that plus sitting there for 11 hours, you're not going to be the happiest of campers, but supposedly, he was next to be seen. We'll see. Now for the freaked out pa

Bit Harsh...
A boy and his father are outside playing in the yard when the boy notices a honey bee. He Steps on it..and his father says 'For that..no honey for a month"...they continue playing and the boy soon steps on a butterfly...the father says "For that..no butter for a month".... Later that night whilst serving dinner the mum stepped on a cockroach and he turned to his father and said, "Would you like me to break the bad news to her"

Bithday Party On Saturday!
everyone is invited to attend barack obama's birthday party on saturday at two o'clock at the booker t. washington community center at 1140 south front street. it will be a blast, with free food and drinks, plus a dj. i will be there signing up volunteers, so stop by and say hello!

Biting Is What Turns Me On When It Comes To Being Kinky!!
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!!!!!biting!!!!!
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A Bit Irate But Calm Lol
"Dear Santa, I am writing you cause I feel that I should at the very least justify my actions over the course of the year, before you go off and start jumping to conclusions, and fuck up my wish list! Let me start off by saying, that considering the year I've had, I've been a VERY good girl. I don't think that I should be disqualified from the "nice" list based solely on my 'not-so-nice' actions... like the time i tripped my sister in front of the whole church, personally I thought it was hilarious, but I'm guessing that was a strike against me. And the time I spread that horrible, but TRUE, rumor about my ex's new gf.. really if you think about it Big Red, she deserved it!! And it brought JOY to so many people, isn't that what really counts?!?! I could go on and on about the things that would count against me and throw me directly into the SHIT PILE, but Big Red if you could find it in your jolly ol' jelly belly to forgive and (please) forget about all the crap I've done. (

Biting
Biting by apieceofwork © ____ PART ONE ____ He came over so I could make him dinner. I sat him down in front of the TV so he could watch some wrestling while I wrestled with the making a meal from scratch. Finally the potatoes were on the boil, and I had time to give him some attention. I made him scoot forward on the couch so I could get behind him enough to rub his shoulders. For maybe ten minutes I worked on his shoulders and back. He carries a lot of stress. I got bored with that, and moved to stand in front of him. I worked the front of his shoulders, and stroked his silky long hair. Then I sat next to him to massage his arms and hands. He works on the computer all the time so his forearms and hands are always tense. I started to touch his face and decided to kiss him. After a few slow, soft kisses, it turned passionate. Heavy kisses, lots of tongue and deep breathing... making out is awesome. I put my hand on his leg and slid it up to his package. As I suspected,

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Biting Wind
BITING WIND Words, expel from you In torrents of frost and hail Biting and stinging Victims of your diatribe lie wounded But I see beyond and through And I know that reason will in the end, prevail That passions felt now will be ending And compassion and reason will become rooted We, all of us know But do not feel The pain and anguish that lies within For the words of hate that are flung It is for pities sake that we bow To our considered voices that may heal For in all of us is the same places we have been The same wounds we have felt and shores we have been flung

Biting Your Tail Lyrics By Iron And Wine
May your eyes be wide and seeingMay you learn from the view where you're kneelingKnow the fear of the world that you're feeling Is the fear of a slaveMay you know how the fight was started Won' as much the snake as the gardenWear them both like a glove that you can't wainMay your mouth betray your wisdomMay you get what they failed to mentionMay your love be your only religionPreach it to us allMay you lose what you offer gladly May you worship the time and it's passingStars wont ever wait for you to watch them fallWe're the smoke on a burned horizon We're the boat on a tide that's risingBoth the post and the pig you're tying Put your gun for the bladeSomeday we may all be happySomeday all make a face worth slapping Someday we may be shocked to be laughing At the way we behaveMay your hands be strong and willingMay you know when to speak and to listen May you find every friend that you're missingThere's no check in the mailMay you end there bruised and purpleKnow that peace is the shap

A Bit Lonely ....
Well ... my ex-girlfriend is happily back in Rhode Island, and my ex-roommate has moved back in with his re-girlfriend. My friend Terry F. is living in Pittsfield and his car's a piece of junk so he rides his bike a LOT (which keeps him out all the time and nowhere near where I am). My friend Ray has seemingly found the woman of his dreams, and spends all waking hours with her. My friend Chris ran over his toe with a flat full of leather (basically that's about a ton-and-a-half to two tons of leather on a big rolling cart) so he is outa commission for a while -- he got some really good drugs for the pain. My family is all out-of-state (RI, CT -- Connecitcut not Cherry Tap, MD -- actually in Washington DC). All of my other friends are scattered to the four corners of the globe. Now I am alone in a 3 br appartment, and alone at work cause the only person I really work with is Chris, who has not been in to work since Wednesday. I have been trying to make friends on here so that I a

A Bit Late ,but Well Said
Letter from one "Angry Woman" I don't know who wrote it but they should have signed it. Some powerful words. This woman should run for president. Written by a housewife from New Jersey and sounds like it! This is one ticked off lady. "Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001? Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan , across the Potomac from our nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania ? Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they? And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was "desecrated" when an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet?...Well, I don't. I don't care at all. I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for incinerating all those inn

Bit More Form Beijin
8th Apr 2006 1:39 AM Spotted a tour (well a bus) going frm the youth hostel that takes us down the wall and then picks us up 10km down it. Was up at 5:30 for the 4 hour coach journey (they decided suspension on coaches was for the weak in china) but the part of the wall we got too was very non-touristy which was great. was the best day weather wise not a cloud in the sky and met some other Brit guys who walked with us. Well i say walk, some parts are so crumbly and steep feels more like rock climbing! thank god for decent boots. Was truly awe inspiiring and got loads of good photos (as usual ) the steps were the real killers of the journey, but had a great day! Has established half the taxi drivers in beijing must have been emplyed for about 30mins, i wanted to go to this famous duck restaurant. olsdest one in beijing and 2 out of 3 drivers didnt know where the damn thing was! and when we got their about 8:30 they said we couldnt come in cause they close at 9....9??? a restaur

A Bit More About Me.
First off ... I use to be painfully shy. I'm pretty much over that now. I'm pretty easy going & talk to almost anyone. About the only people who piss me off enough to not want to talk to them are people who are abusive, prejudice, or liers. Even though I'm very friendly I am still very much a hermit. I like meeting people & don't mind the occasional party ... but I cherish my ability to slip back into the shadows & hide. I also deal with depression. I handle it rather well in my opinion considering I dont medicate for it. I don't like how the medications make me. I'm basically bi-polar. For me that means I spend most of the time very up ... but on the occasions the downs hit, they can hit very hard & sometimes for a long time. I tend to disappear from the world when that happens. I think over all you'll see I'm a very open (& open minded) person. :) Oh! One more thing. I'm a bit A.D.D. ... So please don't get offended if in the middle of a conversation I .... Oh look! B

A Bit More Fun
A Bit More Fun by GuRoo © I'd decided to host a seminar for my clients in the penthouse boardroom of an inner city hotel. The view from the boardroom was amazing so I decided to book the room below so stay in with you that night. My meetings were over for the morning and you'd taken the afternoon off so were waiting to lunch with me. I excused myself to my clients and staff and took you to the wine bar in the lobby for a bottle and a bite. After we'd finished you stated that you were off to do more shopping before our evening together. I chose that moment to mention the room and our stay and told you that you really must see the view before dark. We walked to the elevator and ascended the building. If the view didn't leave you speechless, the words that came out of my mouth next surely did. "Take off all of your clothes and stand by the bed." You know better than to disobey me and your clothes are quickly discarded. I walk to you, kiss you deeply and sit on the bed, telling y

A Bit More Of My Poetic Point Of View
If you could see through my eyes Maybe then you would realize Why I feel the way I do About everything about you From the way you smile To your indelable style From the way you look at me To the way you set my heart free Your beauty you couldn't deny If you could see yourself through my eyes

A Bit More Jen And Nicole
I slowly crawled back to conciousness and opened my eyes cautiously. I stretched, and closed my eyes again for a moment, I was on my right side facing the window, the full light of day streaming through the open shades. I was afraid to roll over, afraid that if I did I would learn that the amazing night that was flooding vividly back to memory would just have been a dream. Preparing myself mentally, I rolled on to my back and turned my head to the left, a broad smile crossed my face as I saw a head of dark hair on the pillow next to mine. I reached out and stroked that dark hair, just once, still fearful that somehow she wasn't really there, and when my fingertips confirmed what my eyes were telling me my heart swelled. I propped myself up on my left arm and was treated to quite possibly the most beautiful thing I had ever seen. Jen and Nicole lay on the same pillow, their foreheads just touching, The comforter was down just far enough for me to see that they were holding one another

A Bit New .. =)
So I am new here and this seems like a lot of fun. One of my Lj community members told me about it so thanks to him I'm here. My name really is Nena, I'm a student and I have a full time job. I do cam shows sometimes on yahoo username turtoform. I haven't in awhile so maybe soon I will. FAQ Why do you post photos? I like it =) -Nena

A Bit Of Bondage
You hold the thin leather straps up to my face and slide them across my lips. The scent fills my senses as you order me to kiss the restraints you plan to bind me with. You do this because you want me to love my bondage and to cherish my restraints, and you do this because I must understand that my surrender must be willing, that my submission is an act of love – and so I must also love the instruments of pain and pleasure, of freedom and imprisonment. You have taught me the difference between such things and what each word truly means. You have punished me with pain and have rewarded me with pleasure. You have tortured me with prison and liberated me with freedom. These lessons have been hard, but I know that I am better because you’ve shown me that I can be better, you’ve taken away the confusion, the questions, and you’ve replaced doubt with clarity. I now know who and what I am, and I am secure in my place. I used to think you cruel for the things you do to me, but I know now

A Bit Of Me
Hmm well as you might have guessed Im from Scotland and yes I do wear a kilt (check piccys)and no I dont wear anything under it Im warm enough down there and free movement is a blessing.Im a Pict Pagan and not a celt as some might think there is a differance you know.Mad as a hatter and living in Oslo Norway,working for Hard Rock Cafe oslo as a trainer and supervisor.Catch you lot later. Be Well

A Bit Of Wisdom!!
Wisdom my friend sent to me!!! Please Enjoy!! Jeannie ************************************ Love is grand! Divorce is a hundred grand. ************************************ I am in shape. Round is a shape. ************************************ Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. ************************************ Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good. ************************************ Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand. ************************************ Even if you are on the right track, You'll get run over if you just sit there. ************************************ Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason. ************************************ An optimist thinks this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears this is true. ************************************ Ther

A Bit Of Strange Humor . . .
Your Spatula. If you're planning on buying a new pet spatula, there are plenty of places that sell wonderful, brand-new pet spatulas. Wal-Mart has a fine selection of pet spatulas, as well as Target, Kroger's, and many others. A word of caution: Avoid buying your pet spatula at a discount spatula wholesaler. They tend to stock aggressive pet spatulas. Once you have finally picked out your lovely pet spatula, it's time to take it home and provide a wonderful life for your spatula. Now, spatulas tend to run away from time to time. This is nothing against you, the owner; it's just the spatula's natural curiosity to want to explore its new surroundings. You may find it under the bed, in the bathroom, or in the linen closet (where I found mine hiding.) So, the best way to keep your spatula from roaming is to put it in a kitchen drawer after each use, or hang it on a hook by its tail. Now, if you're worried about this hurting the spatula, no worries. Spatulas have tail

A Bit Of Humor Reposted From My Other Journal Back In 2002
This is something called 'the Rabbit Joke' that a friend of a friend of mine told him, and that he, in turn, told me. (At least some violence to animals within...) I call it a shaggy-dog joke since I tend to elaborate it more and more every single time I tell it... (ERM.) Anyhow, as I was saying. (ERM.) Mr. Wolf was returning one day from his work in the deeper deepest forest. (Never mind. I'm gone... back when this spout of gone-from-reason is over...) He had had a bad day. One of his coworkers had been chewed out by the boss (and then chewed up, just not by the boss.) None of his forms had been processed correctly. Blasted 'computers.' Crashers that occasionally worked... His monthly paycheck looked like it was going to be, well, bimonthly. At best. Mr. Wolf was not in one of his better moods. He returned in general direction of home, and crossed paths with Mr. Rabbit. Mr. Rabbit was, as usual, non-chalant, bouncy, happy-go-lucky, carefree, and generally seemed not

A Bit Of Old Poetry
Choices The choice I make to walk away Is not from cowardice or fear But lessons learned from past mistakes For which the cost was dear I can read the signs Having travailed this road The landmarks are all there And ill is what they bode I cannot tame the dragon Or bring him to his knees Strong as I have become Its only weakness that he sees It's not a battle fought with swords But with emotions and with tears My kindness turned against me Words laid upon deaf ears To see the battle before you And choose to walk away Is a trip along the high road To fight another day Choose your battles wisely And fight for all you're worth Just don't yourself be conquered It would fill your foe with mirth Sheri Whitlock 2003©

A Bit Of Trivia
Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language. ------------------------------------------- The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. ------------------------------------------- Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury. ------------------------------------------- Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better. ------------------------------------------- Coca-Cola was originally green. ------------------------------------------- It is impossible to lick your elbow. ------------------------------------------- The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska ------------------------------------------- The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this...) -------------------------------------

A Bit Of Prose
The Workings of My Mind (A/K/A The Rubbish Bin Inside) You say you want to know my mind, That if you could but understand me Then you could understand everyone because I'm so hard to read. To travel through the dark passage ways Hidden deep in my psyche, you must be well armed, And even well prepared, for what it is you may find. To walk those twisting turning pathways You must expect that you will be blinded, If not by the darkness you shall find, Then by the sudden light that sometimes shines. Though my mind is the center, The crux, of who and what I am, It is my heart that you should truly seek to know. For my heart holds the goodness, Having filtered out the bitterness That grows so easily in the dark. My mind is but a warehouse that is used to store Every bit of everything and even something more. In my mind I sort and sift Through all the detritus of my life Grouping each event, each moment So it can be labeled for safekeeping,and to aid in it's retri

Bit Of A Gothis Poem ??
Taker of soul’s lover to the woman of my heart The keeper of her heart for my soul burns for her love As my passions burn greatly for her sweet tender kiss to my lips As I lie and wait for her to find my lost soul For I cry my self to sleep and dream of her sweet soul in my arms once again As my sweet sorrow will never die till I find her again

A Bit Of Humor : )
Jake next door was on his deathbed. His wife Susan, was maintaining a vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand, tears ran down her face.Her praying roused him from his slumber. He looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly.'My darling Susan,' he whispered. 'Hush, my love,' she said.'Rest. Shhh. Don't talk.' He was insistent.'Susan,' he said in his tired voice. 'I have something I must confess to you.''There's nothing to confess,' replied the weeping Susan.'Everything's all right, go to sleep.''No, no. I must die in peace, Susan. I slept with your sister, your best friend and your mother.''I know,' she replied. 'That's why I poisoned you.' Apparently Posh and Becks have been hounded out of the UK and set off to Spain to play football and buy a ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years they are in financial trouble. Years of designer clothes and Brooklyns Pokemon habit have taken their toll In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a b

A Bit Of Poetic Humour
Observations In Abstract It's the age old story... Just when you have it all figured out, everything changes! I went to bed one night, at last content, because everything was fine. Two and two made four Sugar tasted sweet And sunshine was sure to follow rain. I was ready to enjoy the comfort I had found. Facts is facts and I was sure I had them, each and every one. When morning came I was eager to face the day. Self assured, Nay! CONVINCED that I was right and everything was good. Oh Conceit! Trouble came and knocked me on my ass! It was just a simple thing, neatly displayed in shades of black and white. An attituded presented with opinions, which were in no way my own. Black and white make gray, or so I had always thought. Lines were drawn in sharp contrast, again and again until I was all boxed in. Try as I might to smear and smudge all that black and white to gray, I found I was unconvincing and out of words to say. So, here I sit in th

A Bit Of Love
He carefully placed the rose beside her head and bent down, letting his lips linger upon her forehead. This was his good-bye to her, he wasn’t good enough for her and never would be. As he stood up a few tears fell from his eyes and landed upon her cheek. With a heavy heart he turned and began walking towards the door. “ Please do not go, stay with me.” Her voice surrounded him, stopping him dead in his tracks, without needing any urging he turned to face the woman he so desperately longed for. “I cannot stay knowing I’m not good enough to be called yours, not good enough to love you Milady,” he whispered. Slowly he fell to his knees before her, pain and love his only emotions. Suddenly he felt her gentle fingers caressing his cheek and the touch of her lips upon his brow. “Who has told you that you are not god enough for me? Who would dare speak those words when you mean more to me then anything…I’m in love with you and only you. I cannot and will not ever love another.” Her words su

A Bit On The Excited Side
I was gonna keep this all to myself since my friend lady b. hasn't said anything on here yet about her first book being published, but I can't help my excitement for her. HaHa! Guess it would be a sort of advertising for her. What do you think I should charge her for it? lol nah I wouldn't do that to her, since she has no idea I am writing this blog right now. Well anyways she's just waiting on word for when it will be available to start selling she should know in the next few days. All I know is it is called Wings of Darkness: Poetry & Art. So if anyone reads this stop by and if you could congratulate her. You don't have to, but it would be appreciated and I'm sure she'd love to see that she is getting a little recognition already. :) She's on my family list only one there actually..lol Lady Bluerose. ok i'm done now.

A Bit Of Me
I consider myself strange and unuseal. And a bad speller. But anyway....I stay in the shadows until I am ready to be seen. Then I am center of attention. So if you feel strange like you are being watched, it is probably me.

A Bit Of Humor!
Ok, as always I'm in search for constant laughs no matter what extreme I have to go through to get one. If I have to throw myself down a flight of stairs or make fun of my own shortcomings, I will do so. So after MANY messages about when I'm going to write more funny stuff, your wait has come to and end, this very moment! If you're new to my friends list, read through my previous blogs, you'll see that my sarcastic and quick witted sense of humor pulls no punches, so if you're easily offended....save yourself the trouble of reading further. So the other day I am moving shit into my new house and I am single handedly moving this entertainment center, weighs about 150 plus lbs, but it's shaped very awkward which makes it impossible to manuver by yourself, so I'm fighting with this thing when a guy runs across the street and introduces himself to me as Marc with a "C," I shook his hand and introduced myself as Rick with a Rick with a "K." So Marc then asks me if he could help me, "

A Bit Of Today
Someone help me get my finger off of the repeat play button...DAMN YOU, NELLY FURTADO!!!! Downloaded some Kat Williams last night...gotta love that man, he's funny as shit...then I downloaded Say It Right & been listening to it ever since. Thought the song was sexy as hell, but after the movie I watched last night, the song's gotten funny as all hell, too. Spent most of last night fielding bad dreams. Guess that's what happens when you spend the day immersed in the Friday the 13th box set you got for Christmas. Ho ho ho to meeee!! Anyway, was watching part 5, A New Beginning...remember that one, boys & gals? The part where that goofy girl was doing all that robot dancing? Gods, I looove watching you white girls dance!(I can talk about y'all white girls dancing. I realized I couldn't dance when I stopped drinking and took steps to protect society from having to witness my fat ass wobbling drunkenly over a dance floor. Consider it my favor to America, patriot that I am.) Totally funny

A Bit Of Poetry
Since I am new here and still learning the ropes so to speak, I shall leave a bit of my poetry for review and reading pleasure / displeasure depending on if it is your cup of tea. If you like, I shall submit more. Some are bright, some reach into the darkest recesses of the mind where few dare to tred, and few ever return. The song serenades in silence, Blocking out the madness of nothingness. Stepping first into the realm of a nightmare Owing to the fact that everything goes unheard Moments of clarity blinded by waves of torture The grasp of one that holds to nothing Sharing the great comfort of ice The warmth of the fire long dead Reaching out to the uncaring hand Held by the darkness Wrapped in oblivion Waiting for release No end in sight Only the pain of desertion Clinging to the hope of release Crying dry tears of dust Where is the place to turn? Upon what deaf ear to whisper? Search the horizon for signs of water The thirst goes unquenched. Spi

A Bit Of New Year Cheer
Seems that the the work laptop is the target for the corporate hacker these days. Yes you may wpa2 set up but is the security on the laptop as good as what the business uses, i doubt it. I was reading an article on this and it stated this very fact that hackers can carry out their attacks by hijacking corporate laptops due to this very fact. Nothing stops them placing a trojan that hasn't been detected yet, and then when you connect to the proper network, the trojan transfers itself and launches its payload. 2 options were given in the article, one that companies stop handing out laptops and everyone has to use desktops at work from now on, or that workers will buy their own and carry on as usual. Guess which one i see happening.

A Bit Of Creative Writing...i Got Bored Today Lol
The faint smell of rain wafts through the air. A pre-dawn shower has left the world cleansed. A cool breeze blows by, causing goosebumps rushing through your arms. The sun climbs the horizon slowly, it illuminates the sky with soft pastel blues and white fluffy clouds. A new dawn, a new day. Dew hangs from the leaves on the trees, relishing its last moments before the sun rises and bids goodbye to the earth. The world is quiet and still, if there was a moment on earth where all was peaceful, this was it. A feeling washes over you, like the new day has brought new possibilities with it. You close your eyes to the brillance around you, taking in the quietness of the morning. You catch a wift of jasmine floating in the breeze. It's sweet scent entices you, hugs you, enchants you. Your eyes flutter open, and you catch a figure walking. Like an angel floating, or perhaps a siren? Never have you seen such angelic beauty walking. Soft ebony tendrils cascade down her back, complimenting her pa

A Bit Of An Update
Well lets see, Im still not having any luck in the guy catagory, so I think I might take my older sisters advice...forget about men for a little bit...no she isnt telling me to turn to girls...shes tellin me to take a break and focus on work. Speaking of work I work for Liberty Tax Service. Well I haven't done anyones tax return yet but I've done practice ones, its fun sometimes a little hard but for the most part its fun. Uhm, thats pretty much a little update on me. So there ya go.

A Bit Of A Dorky Poem I Know.. But Here It Is Nonetheless... Tada
Such a sin Beauty mourned and grieved within My bosom Fore, love is the fool that tempts me Love and my lover's heart alone Keep me burning into the night Brighter than the sun or the heavens themselves Stars falling at my lover's feet to ashes Oh what a sin To love thee

A Bit Of Fun
A cucumber, a pickle and a penis were talkin about their awful lives. The cucumber said my life sucks, when i get big fat and juicy, they cut me up and toss me into a salad. The pickle said when i get big fat and juicy they cover me in vinegar and throw me in a jar. The penis said you think thats bad, when i get big, fat and juicy they pull a plastic bag over my head, stick me in a dark damp room and bang my head against till i throw and pass out!

A Bit Of Writing
The rhythm was slow but steady, one after the other echoes in the quiet room the *CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK* of a whip, a cry of pain, the blonde’s body jerks as the leather bites her flesh Sobbing she struggles to right herself, fingers curl tighter around the chains attached to her wrists holding her in position. A spreader bar separates feet encased in black stiletto heels; chains hooked to the bar hold her back a bit from the wall. Her position forces her upper body forward; her ass pushed out behind her a perfect target for the lash that lays lines of fire across it. Stepping forward, He caresses her ass, slowly tracing each line, testing the flesh enjoying the feel and sight of the red welts He just placed. Strong fingers wrap into her hair pulling her head back, lips press tight to hers, kissing her passionately. His other hand slides down across a hip and into her slit, a low chuckle as He checks just how wet His slut is. Pulling back slightly He whispers “like that do you

Bit Of Fun
sex machine when im dead and in my grave no more sex will i crave upon my headstone will be seen here lies the bones of a shagging machine!! There was an old lady from leeds, Who swallowed a packet of seeds, A big turf of grass, Started to grow out of her arse, And her fanny was covered in weeds. There was an old lady from spain, Who slung her leg on a train, the train gave a shunt, And ripped off her cunt, Now the old lady has nane.

A Bit Of Info.....
WATER & WINE EDUCATION > It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichi coli bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop! However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, vodka, beer or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering, and fermenting. So, it is better to drink wine and talk shit .. than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I am doing it as a public service.

A Bit Of Humor
**I thought these were cool so I stashed them as well!** Teen sex, A Mom's Concern The mother of a 16-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family's status, she consulted the family doctor. The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and attempts to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion. He then told her to arrange for her daughter to be put on birth control and until then, talk to her and give her a box of condoms. Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date, the woman told her about the situation and handed her a box of condoms. The girl burst out laughing and reached over to hug her mother saying: "Oh Mom! You don't have to worry about that! I'm dating Susan!" ************************************************ ROMANCE MATHEMATICS! Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb

A Bit Of A Thought...
Can you send a cigarette in an evelope with a letter, or would you need extra stampage? I've been wondering this since last night, but whatever it didnt seem too heavey or something.. So, whatever. On the other hand I miss someone and I wish they'd get online, but I hope they're finally getting some sleep... Cause well staying up for days on end isn't healthy!! ~_~ *glare at you know who you are* Hmm, yep, I'm fucking tired, and probably gonna write in my own personal journal that i got the other day.. wee... maybe I'll go back to writing poetry and post the good ones on here. I dunno. I feel weird sharing my personal life and shit with a bunch a fuggin people i dont know..

A Bit Of History Entry 3
When Saddam Hussein rose to power in Iraq, he conceived a grandiose scheme to rebuild the ancient City of Babylon -- Hussein said that Babylon's great palaces and the legendary hanging gardens of Babylon (one of the seven wonders of the ancient world) would rise from dust. Like the powerful King Nebuchadnezzar II who conquered Jerusalem 2,500 years ago, Saddam Hussein would rule over the world's greatest empire. The vaulting ambition of Saddam Hussein found expression in vaulting, and often pretentious, architecture. Nebuchadnezzar's Palace In 1982, Saddam's workers began reconstructing Babylon's most imposing building, the 600-room palace of King Nebuchadnezzar IArchaeologists were horrified. Many said that to rebuild on top of ancient artifacts does not preserve history, but disfigures it. The original bricks, which rise two or three feet from the ground, bear ancient inscriptions praising Nebuchadnezzar. Above these, Saddam Hussein's workers laid more than 60-million sand-col

Bit Of Me
Thank Brodie for this one... 1. You and Jesus go out to dinner - who pays? We split the bill, of course! 2. You suddenly have to flee the country and adopt an alias. What is it? John Smith 3. Pick one state in the U.S. to get rid of permanently. Texas. I'm sorry Will (please, move first) but c'mon, we can do without Texas, can't we? Think how much good that would do our country. 4. You wake up as the opposite gender what's the one thing you wanna try? Peeing standing up 5. Luke Skywalker or Han Solo? Han Solo. Duh. 6. Toy you always wanted but never got as a child? Barbie Doll 7. Top two celebrities you wanna do? James Marsters and Katherine Moennig 8. What's an automatic deal breaker in a potential significant other? Smoking 9. What is the last movie you saw that actually scared you? Click. This country's love for that man frightens me to death. 10. Stupidest thing you've ever said out loud? Oh, god, there are so, so many... 11. You're s

A Bit Of Info On Lil Old Rogue
A-2-Z About Me Survey by bamachic49{---Basics---}Name: rogueNickname(s): roguey/rogueybabyAge: 31Birthday: 28th januaryBirthplace: minsterCurrent Location: kent, ukEye Color: blueHair Color: aluburnHeight: 5ft 3Weight: 182 lbLefty or Righty: rightyZodiac Sign: aquariasWhat Do You Drive: kia pride Screenname: rogue{---Favorites---}Color: prupleNumber: 69Band: mika (at the mo)Music Genre: anything no countryTV Show: showbiz poker (at the mo)Movie: annieActor: orlando bloomActress: hmm dont really have oneKind of Movie: pornCartoon: xmen Sport: ice hockeyFast Food Restaurant: kfcFood: roast lambIce Cream: half baked (ben & jerrys)Cereal: special kCandy: anything chocolate

A Bit Of Mirabilia...
I read not too long ago about an odd incident that apparently happened out in the Congo. Apparently some individuals shot tranquilizers into a troop of gorillas and applied clown make-up to all their faces. Stop and imagine for a second. You're a park warden, hiking through the jungles of the Congo. You work diligently to ensure that poachers had not killed more of these apes for their meat (and handy gorilla paw ashtrays!) and you come across all these gorillas painted up so. Just stop. And imagine.

A Bit Of Explanation....
“It is the ultimate cycle of human nature: There is peace and there is war. ‘War is Hell’, although until recently, they eventually came to an end.** ‘Peacetime‘ is the period spent forgetting what the last war was like. ‘Diplomacy’ is the process of staving off a coming war by convincing one’s self that as ‘war has never solved anything’ and is therefore never the answer, acts of Appeasement or Compromise will solve all ills. Not only is this the textbook definition of insanity - repeatedly performing the same action expecting different results - but it is thoroughly out of sync with the historical record. Diplomacy also has the wondrous secondary effect of creating the precise climate needed for the genesis of the very wars it is intended to avoid. Eventually some person, group or sect, not satisfied with the diplomatic solution and wishing to relieve others of their wealth, philosphy or freedom, starts another round of crap. There will always be another war; t

A Bit Of Love
A simple word, an act of kindness, a radiant smile, add a bit of love and it can go a mile The smallest gift, the shortest call, a hello that was stammered, add a bit of love and it will be remembered The saddest goodbye, the most painful heartbreak. it might seem like the end, but if you add a bit of love, all will mend

A Bit On Myself
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Secret. LOL Birthday: 11-1-76 Birthplace: Michigan Current Location: In my Cave Eye Color: Brown Hair Color: Brown Height: Taller inside (the real me) Right Handed or Left Handed: right handed Your Heritage: Polish, German, Irish, English, Scottish..... The Shoes You Wore Today: have not had them on today Your Weakness: giving lovable heart Your Fears: failing the ones I truely love Your Perfect Pizza: ham pineapple mushrooms cheese Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: anything Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Hmmmmmm Thoughts First Waking Up: I need more sleep Your Best Physical Feature: eyes maybe. I get told it. Your Bedtime: whenever Your Most Missed Memory: Not saying Pepsi or Coke: coke MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds Single or Group Dates: single Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton is ok I guess Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla Cappuccino or Coffee: none Do you Smoke: no Do you Swear: Bloo

A Bit Of Beauty In The Darkness
Today my mother would have been 60 years young had she not passed away from a massive stroke last year brought on by her diabetes. Along with Mother's Day and the date of her death, her birthday is one of the hardest days for me to handle. I had become very close to my mother after I got my own place, she and I had become real friends and at times partners in crime! I have been sad most of the day in my dark hole as I always am when I remember how much I miss her. I went to the grocery and as I came out I saw a rainbow. I live on the other side of Lexington from where I went to the grocery, the entire time I drove home that rainbow was in my front window of the car. When I pulled my car into the garage and got out to get my goodies from the trunk I saw that the rainbow actually crossed over the top of my house with the end appearing to generate from the cemetary where my mother is buried. Had she sent me this rainbow to make me smile today? I did smile through the tears tha

A Bit O' Lace
A Bit O' Lace by vula matanga © I no longer find wanking off to porn thrilling. I have discovered women's underwear much more enticing.... Here's how it started: A few years ago I was house sitting for Sue, a friend who was away on holiday. It was a rainy Sunday morning and I was a bit restless, and as house sitters are wont to do, I began perusing her cupboards and drawers. Sue was a single woman with meticulous tastes in everything from cooking pots to books and the various knick-knacks that adorned the mantle piece and shelves around the house – most of them acquired from her many travels to exotic places all over the world. Inevitably I reached her underwear drawers – one for bras and another for panties. They were crammed full of her delicates. Most of them were of the sensible sort – cotton varieties, some satin pieces and a few thongs, g-strings and lace knickers. I buried my hands in the panties and they felt soft, crumpled and very, very sensuous. I was slowly becom

A Bit Of Very Brief Explanation Sort Of
Ricordi - Italian music publisher; Augener - British, the same. Fairly sure that Augener has been subsumed by now by another "concern", but it would have been common for a piece (like the book of pieces by Hungarian composer Istvan/Stephen Heller's The Art of Phrasing, op. 16, written in 1844 or so) to be republished by both those companies. I have, purchased from a local "Friends of the Library" booksale to which people bring music, books, CDs, records, ... they no longer want so that the proceeds can benefit our local library- scores of the op. 45 and 46 sets of etudes of Heller, published sometime early in the 20th century - not first publications, I'm sure, but when those pieces still had some popularity among piano students (or teachers :) ). (Maybe they still do.) (Opus 45, as published by G. Schirmer, definitely _still_ a going concern now, http://www.schirmer.com ... and some of the op. 45 and 46 studies are still available from Schirmer directly for sale. (I got a CD, also

A Bit Of The Real Me
I thought I would offer up my thoughts on some stuff that is on my mind, and at the same time give you a better sense of myself. After a recent mumm on ripping caught my eye, and having read the comments on it, I felt the need to rant a bit on this subject, and on the general attitude towards other people's work. It is extremely rude at best to rip, use, copy or to in any way post another person's art, photography, writing, etc on your pages, website, etc without asking their permission FIRST. It is even worse to do so and not credit them clearly for their work. It is THEFT to try and pass it off as your work, or to use it in any way to make money without having a signed licensing agreement. While it may be totally lame, and wrong for music companies, software houses, and such to gouge us like they do, it doesn't make it ok to pirate said work, although if it is strictly for yourself not so bad, though still wrong, but always worse to pirate said work, and then sell it and not be pa

A Bit Of Advise
The most destructive habit: Worry The greatest Joy: Giving The greatest loss: Loss of self-respect The most satisfying work: Helping others The ugliest personality trait: Selfishness The most endangered species: Dedicated leaders Our greatest natural resource: Our youth The greatest “shot in the arm”: Encouragement The greatest problem to overcome: Fear The most effective sleeping pill: Peace of mind The most crippling failure disease: Excuses The most powerful force in life: Love The most dangerous pariah: A gossiper The world’s most incredible computer: The brain The worst thing to be without: Hope The deadliest weapon: The tongue The two most power-filled words: “I Can” The greatest asset: Faith The most worthless emotion: Self-pity The most beautiful attire: SMILE! The most prized possession: Integrity The most powerful channel of communication: Prayer The most contagious spirit: Enthusiasm EVERYONE NEEDS T

A Bit Of Info On Me
I'm a 22 y/o female from Australia. I have been working in Europe for about a year before coming to the U.S. I've been working here about 5 months all over the states. I'm a singer/musician/songwriter. I'm sorry guys I'm a lesbian too so no romance here not that I have the time or energy even with a girl. I'm into music of course and surfing. I've surfed since i was 8. I love the nightlife as well as quiet cozy nights at home. I cant think of anything else to say right now but I probably will later. Anyway I love to make new friends so feel free to message me and say HI. Jane xxx

A Bit Of A Short Story
Holly's hands were sweaty against the cold leather steering wheel as she drove up Master's driveway. His instructions were for her to come completely dressed, sans panties, on Christmas Eve and to follow the drive to the back of the house. She was to beep her car horn twice to let him know she had arrived at exactly eight o'clock PM. Beep. Beep. Sitting in the car, waiting, Holly wiped her palms on her skirt. She was very eager to get this day over. She had shown some rebellion to Master and He was not so happy. He informed her that she would pay dearly when they next saw each other. A shadow lodged from the house in a floor length black terry cloth robe. Holly froze. It was Master and he did not look happy. Rapping on her car window, he signaled for her to get out of the car. Holly rose from the car, she reached for Master's hand. Pulling her to him, he cupped her face in his hands. Harsh and probing, his lips commanded her submission. Willing her body to follow his lead, she

A Bit Of Erotica!
My honey and I are going out to dinner tonight. We haven't done anything this extravagant in a long time. So I decided to give him a treat, not only for the eyes but for the senses and touch to. I get in the bath, shave my legs thinking they have to be softer than ever before, as I'm not wearing any hose this evening. Wash my blond hair twice just to make sure it will be not only soft but gleam and sparkle in the sunlight and moonlight for him. Wash my body with the most fragrant perfume soap I have, his favorite as a matter of fact. Out of the tub, I go to our room, look in closet, I want the perfect outfit for this occasion. I find my red frilly skirted dress with the deep plunge neckline that shows my cleavage very well. Not to short, but not long either, he loves my shapely legs to show. I don't think he has ever seen it on me. I smile to myself saying, this is perfect! Find my 5 inch red sandal heels, that make my legs look like they go on forever. I decide to blow dry my

A Bit Of "blue"
This is an excerpt from Chapter 13. I hope you enjoy it. Maybe you'd like to read the whole book, which btw is a trilogy, and the second book is almost ready to go to the publisher. During that visit to the falls, she had set herself out on a small perch near the falls themselves. The thunderous rumble deafened her ear as she sat there with eyes closed feeling the shear raw power of it. It was not until she had opened her eyes some time later that she saw the horror unfolding before her. Several Sioux had also visited the falls. They had gotten even closer than Blue, and now one of them was dangling from the steep cliff wall. Holding onto nothing more than a large boulder the woman was too far down the cliff to be reached. Blue hurried down the side of the cliff where she had been sitting, to a ledge that ran as close to the woman as anyone could get. She had no idea at all what she was going to do once she reached that point, but she unthinkingly knew she had to try somethin

A Bit Of Truth
READ THE WHOLE THING; IT REALLY MAKES SENSE WHEN YOU START READING THEM ALL. 1. Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try. 2. Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. 5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. 6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. 7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. 8.Guys don't care how gorgeous you are, if you're a mean bitch Goodbye 9. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You

Bit Of Accoustic For My Heart
I wanted you to know I love the way you laugh I wanna hold you high and steal your pain away I keep your photograph, I know it serves me well I wanna hold you high and steal your pain 'Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome And I don't feel right when you're gone away You're gone always, you dont feel me here anymore The worst is over now and we can breathe again I wanna hold you high, you steal my pain away There's so much left to learn, and no one left to fight I wanna hold you high and steal your pain [x2] 'Cause I'm broken when I'm open And I don't feel like I am strong enough 'Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome And I don't feel right when you're gone away

A Bit Of Learnin For The Seppo's
Australian Computer Terminology A bit of Aussie culcha! LOG ON: Adding wood to make the barbie hotter. LOG OFF: Not adding any more wood to the barbie. MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the barbie. DOWNLOAD: Getting the firewood off the ute. HARD DRIVE: Making the trip back home without any cold tinnies. KEYBOARD: Where you hang the ute keys. WINDOW: What you shut when the weather's cold. SCREEN: What you shut in the mozzie season. BYTE: What mozzies do. MEGABYTE: What Geraldton mozzies do. CHIP: A bar snack. MICROCHIP: What's left in the bag after you've eaten the chips (crisps). MODEM: What you did to the lawns. LAPTOP: Where the cat sleeps. SOFTWARE: Plastic knives & forks you get at Red Rooster (like KFC). HARDWARE: Stainless

Bit Of A Balls Up - Lol!
Hi Guys After I spent the best part of an hour uploading some cool pics from photo shoots from the Americas Next Top Model series's I then discovered that the alerts weren't showing in friends alerts so they didn't know I had done them ..... arghhh!!! lol! Anyway the folders called "Cool photo shoots from America's next top model" From an arty point of view I think they are really cool! As it was a balls up - please stop by and look at them ... thanks here's the link for the first pic in the folder :-) Thanks Sandy xxx

A Bit Of Humor For New Years
I was out checking my oil today. I live on a cul de sac, and there are a few kids that live down here. Some of them were out riding their new bikes they got for Christmas along with some friends. Their friends wanted to ride there nice new bikes. The following conversation gave me a chuckle: Kid A: I wanna ride your bike, man. Kid B: You can't. My Daddy doesn't want anyone riding our bikes. He spent like $200 plus tax on mine! Kid A: Whoa! How can your Dad afford that?! Kid B: My Dad is a cop. He makes. like, $500 a month! Kid A: Wow, he must have thousands of dollars! Kid B: I even know what a hundred dollar bill looks now! Kid A: Man, I remember what a hundred dollar bill looks like cause I saw one when I was a baby. Kid B: Ah man, the only thing I remember about being a baby is sitting around watching tv and poopin' my pants.

Bit Of Group Info
OK, after talking to a few people and thinking myself I think It's going to be called Vamp Morticia's Victims. It's a guys AND GIRLS group. I MAY start up a page of it's own for it but for now all the people joining will be listed in this blog (their link) and I will make a tag for them. This will be a group for everyone to help each other out with leveling and r/f/aing too! :) Just a fun group to be in. and you get to see ALL my NSFW pics! and more too if I make a page for it! :) Everyone in the group get SPECIAL treatment from me too! THANKS everyone! If interested hit me up! http://fubar.com/vampmorticasvictims That's the groups page link! Morticia EVERYONE WANTING TO JOIN MUST HAVE AN APPROVED SALUTE!

Bit O' Luck Game
This game is open from 3/10 to 3/17. Game F.A.Q. 1. Who can I order for? You may order for ANYONE on Fubar, with the exception of yellow staff, and anyone that refuses play. Anyone who wishes to be removed from the game may do so by requesting such through private message at any time. Not all people play for the win - most play simply to give the tokens as gifts to those they care for :) Please request removal ONLY if you do not desire to receive more tokens! 2. Can I order more than one at a time? Yes, you can order as many as you want, for as many people that you want. To keep it organized, please send the appropriate amount of fubucks with a list of how many tokens are meant for each person. For example, if you send 5000 fubucks (enough for 10 tokens) you would say "5 to Dawn, User # 975528 and 5 to Cali4nialovin01, User # 884702." 3. How long does it take for them to receive them? That depends on a few things. First, it depends on your order. If it wasn't

A Bit Of Evritang'
I often times logg right onto a site and ca spit some random truth or thought of love or some sort of writen twisted view of the world that even the most conserviive of eople still like it even though they dont like the nessage, but today that does not seem to be the case I sat for like 10 - -20 minutes trying to come up with some cleave thought that would make me come of as rather smart but fuck that I'm not rather smart I am just regular smart I don't know it all I wont pretend I do ILike strange shit I like to explore and sometime exploite the world I lke to touch things hat are pretty not just look @ them I like joints in the morning and bongs @ night I like to run on about the most pointless of shit I like rant and rave when I cant do shit about the problem i like to start fighs but will avoid one if I can I like to argue with old people I like to beat up school kids I like bronto burgers and thin cut fries I like chees apple pie and america not to say that I always like americans

Bit Of An Update If Anyone Is Interested
sooooo i was in new orlean/baton rouge area for about a week and had a blast!! i havent been able to be on here much because my tethered internet hates fubar so it takes me forever to load it. I tried uploading pics of the trip and it took almost 15 mins per pic, soooo i just uploaded a few of me and candi and thats about all i could tolerate. DISCLAMIER: CANDIS BOOBS MAY BE LARGER THAN THEY APPEAR ON THE INTERNET! and she has an adorable little boy that stole my money and told me he loved me hahahahhaha. i dont know what else to say, foots still broke but i got pissed at the cast and took it off in my kitchen lol. Thanksgiving and christmas will be here soon and my old mans son is moving in with us (i love kids, but hes a teenager and an ass 90% of the time, and his father has no control over him) ack!! so needless to say as far as home life goes i dont know what the hell is going on and im to busy to bother with online stuff much anymore. ummmm i have nothing else to say

A Bit On Deaf/ness
Main Entry: deaf Pronunciation: \ˈdef, dial ˈdēf\ Function: adjective Etymology: Middle English deef, from Old English dēaf; akin to Greek typhlos blind, typhein to smoke, Latin fumus smoke Date: before 12th century 1 : lacking or deficient in the sense of hearing2 : unwilling to hear or listen : not to be persuaded — deaf·ish \ˈde-fish\ adjective — deaf·ly adverb — deaf·ness noun LINKS: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deaf_culture (informations on deaf culture) http://www.aslpro.com/ (to learn how to do ASL signs) http://deafness.about.com/cs/deafculture/a/deafculture101.htm (more informations) ON PERSONAL NOTE: FE

A Bit Of Poetry...
Your words they hold me captive They take my breath away Forever forgetting what I was about to say I know this isn't the way of things but you swept me off my feet I hold my breath again right now Daring not to speak Every time I open my mouth another tear trickles down my cheek Forever retreating to a land of misery I know I must let you go So you can find the one for you I am forever stuck here No matter how I feel I know this isn't about me And the things you say tell me this I wish I could run away And revel in your bliss So tore up that it must end so soon Never knowing the right way Never knowing if I'll ever have anything to say I want to close off the world forever Never looking to another new day I read so deeply into the words you spoke so clear Now I know and have alwayz known My love My Liefde My dear

A Bit Of Inspiration That I Feel I Need T O Share With World Though I Dont Care Of You Rate It I Hope That Everyone Will Take A Moment And It Read It
This thought provoking poem was written by a young woman, who was in jail for drug charges and addicted to methamphetamine. She wrote this poem while in jail. As you will soon read, she fully grasped the horrors of the drug, as she tells in this simple yet profound poem. She was released from jail, but true to her story, the drug owned her. They found her dead not long after her realese, the needle was still in her arm. "MY NAME IS METH" I destroy homes, I tear apart families. Take your children and that's just the start. I'm more costly then diamonds, more precious then gold. The sorrow I bring is a sight to behold. If you need me, remmeber I'm easily found. I live all around you, In schools and in town. I live with the rich, I live with the poor. I live down the street and maybe next door.

Bit O'rambling
This is just a heads up to my fine internet Fubarian friends: if you're having a "fight" with someone on my list or you hate someone on my list, do NOT expect me to choose sides. I like you both for a reason. If there ever comes a time where I end up not liking you, don't think I'm so feeble minded that I cannot make my own decisions and form my own opinion. I don't give a crap about fu-drama. I come on here because I'm bored and I can usually have a few laughs and pass the time. I have said this many times IRL and online: I do NOT hate by association. Just because my friend may not like someone, does not mean I am obligated to not like them too. Another note I've been meaning to mention: yes, I get into MuMM quarrels. I am opinionated and I speak my mind, I don't care if it hurts your feelings. After responding a couple of times, I usually get bored and I don't even go back to that MuMM. I have found that when the person you are internet "fighting" with realizes you really don't gi

A Bit Of Prose For You
"A bit of prose for you"My heart cries out into the wildernessinto the desolation that surrounds me Seeking for that which I, and every man desires mostThe touch of loveliness in his dreary existence The touch, that only, that one woman can bring to him Her brightness gives meaning and hope to him lightening the burdens he must bear A companion and friend to him without equal in all the cosmos His lady means all to him and for her he will brave the fiercest dangers Going to the ends of the earth, or the gates of hell just to protect and succor her, to defend her honorThe joy of his heart bubbles over when she smiles, gushes forth at her touch Her loveliness is to him, a balm for the sickness of the soul this world gives Her radiance shines with a light to rival the sun His only desire is for her happiness her every need attended by him The love of a lifetimeWould that every man could attain itCould have thatOne woman K

Bit Of Poetry Or Lyrics Or Something
Keep your eyes wide open- look up and look down- Are your feet on the ground? cause you're gonna need to stand somewhere- Know the Earth and the land like the palm of your hand- didn't quite go as you planned but you're gonna have to stand somewhere- What I touch turns to gold, but I can't always carry it with me- can't believe you're laughing at me- just look at my future- but you'll do yourself much better- in a world of triple headers if you put your hip boots on cause you're gonna have to stand somewhere- yeah got to stand somewhere, got to stand somewhere Cause I've never seen you or me floating on thin air- Got to find yourself, as I have to find myself- and we work like dogs til sundown 'til we're too tired to stand anywhere- Keep your eyes wide open- look up and look down- Are your feet on the ground? cause you're gonna need to stand somewhere- Copyright is the same as the date posted on this site.

A Bit Peezed
So I was on one of my boards (this one about Adoption) and was alittle peezed to find out that Madonna has adopted a baby boy from Africa and SOME PEOPLE ARE MAD!! I don't get it?? Why is it a bad thing?? I was reading an article that was stating that the "powers at be" would rather a child grow up dirt poor in an orphanage than to be adopted out of country!?!?!? HUH!?!?!? Well if they don't get adopted forget about growing up dirty poor most of them probably wont' make it past the age of 5. Yeah that is a good way to solve the problem. I am SICK of hearing about race. A child needs a home End of story. Screw the politics of it all. A child shouldn't go hungery, suffer.. a CHild needs loving arms to hold them and protect them. A child is a child. End of story. A child suffering shouldn't EVER be allowed... When did race become more important than a child's life. I say good for you Madonna. GOod for you for using your celb statues to save this little boy from a terrible fate. Good f

A Bit Poetic
darkness upon me. silence deafening and I try to close my eyes sleep eludes me your voice echoes in my head sky growing light. dawn approaches finally I drift into a haze. your words still so fresh my heart races and i dream so real I feel you with me the thought of your touch the taste of your lips Awakening the beast inside the primal desire of flesh bodies entwined together bite my lip for wanting reach to touch you oh to feel your words inside me and give in to my desire

Bit Parts
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A Bit Pissed Off!
Ok it has been brought to my attention that a leveler is going around saying that Fubar's Finest Levelers is an all female group! Uuuuuuuum SINCE WHEN! If that were true then we wouldnt have the great family members of warlockh20 and DJ Superman! If your going to go around talking about the Fam then please make sure all of your information is correct! And if for some reason you have a problem with the Fam then please bring it to the attention of the Fam before going off to talk to other ppl about it. Im very honored and proud to say that Im a member of Fubar's Finest Levelers. I know we are a small group but I think we all rock and am so glad to call you guys my friends! I hope that everyone else feels the same but if you dont then why stay?

Bài Tập Giúp Giảm Mỡ Bụng Hiệu Quả
Nhu cầu làm đẹp dáng và da của phụ nữ ngày càng cao, do làm việc văn phòng hay do ăn uống mà cc1 nàng bỗng thừa cân với các dáng xấu đi vì bụng to, ôi thôi các nàng lại mất tự tin khi giao tiếp. Không riêng gì các nàng, các chàng trai cũng muốn người yêu hay vợ của mình đẹp dáng để ngắm để khoe rằng phụ nữ của mình thật tuyệt về mọi phương diện. Với những bài tập luyện đơn giản nhưng lại mang hiệu quả không ngờ, yêu cầu phải luyện tập thường xuyên chăm chỉ thì tin chắc các nàng sẽ có một dáng chuẩn trong mắt chàng. Bài tập giúp giảm mỡ bụng hiệu quả

A Bit Sick... But Still Trying
Okay... feeling sick as hell-ish in my chest... so i got myself comfort food last night.. very carby... i actually still lost weight but traditionally if i cheat i gain weight the next day so we'll see 330.8

Bits And Pieces - Completely Unproofed And Uneditted.
He turned me so that I was facing away from him. Pressing his body against mine I could feel his cock getting hard already. His hands wrapped around my waist and he caressed my neck with his lips. I tilted my head to the side, giving him more room. He continued nibbling at my flesh. His tongue flicked against my earlobe sending waves of pleasure to my core. I reached behind me and wrapped my arms around his neck, pulling him in closer. I felt his hands lifting my shirt and I allowed him to slide it over my head. He turned me to face him and trapped me between his car and his body. The cold metal of the car was a sharp contrast to the heat of his body. I wrapped my arms around his torso and ran my fingernails up and down his back. Taking my chin between his thumb and forefinger he tilted my face up to his. Slowly he touched his lips to mine. At first his kiss was so light I could barely feel it. * * * I want to feel more than just his hug. I want to know what it feels like to have h

Bits Of Wisdom
Just checking to see if you are at your computer Yep, you are! So, keep scrolling for Bits of Wisdom ************************* Love is grand!! Divorce is a hundred grand ************************* I am in shape. Round is a shape. ************************* Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. *************************** Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good. ************************* Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand. *************************** Even if you are on the right track, You'll get run over if you just sit there. *************************** Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason. *************************** An optimist thinks this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears this is true. ************************** There will always be death and taxes; However, death doesn't get worse every year. *

A Bit Scary
This is an email I got from one of my four younger brothers who is a Christian. I wrote a reply to it and as usual, I tell it like it is and challenge what the world teaches you. -+-Wikkid-+- .................................. Allah or the Lord Jesus Christ? ...A Bit Scary This is very interesting and just a bit scary ... The Muslim religion is the fastest growing religion per capita in the United States, especially in the minority races!!! Allah or The Lord Jesus Christ? ... By Rick Mathes Last month I attended my annual training session that's required for maintaining my state prison security clearance. During the training session there was a presentation by three speakers representing the Roman Catholic, Protestant and Muslim faiths, who explained each of their beliefs. I was particularly interested in what the Islamic Imam had to say. The Imam gave a great presentation of the basics of Islam, complete with a video. After the presentations, time was provided fo

Bits Of Info
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it!) If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig!) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Still not over that pig thing!) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.(Is that why Flipper was always smiling? And, why isn't the pig included in this list?) On average people fear spiders more than they do death. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmm.....) A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on i

Bits & Pieces Of A Broken Heart...
Bits & Pieces Of A Broken Heart.. Nothing could heal the pain like the Whiskey did tonight but still even when I woke up almost sober today I still prayed my pain away that it would disolve into bits and pieces of a broken heart (of which I hold so close to me) Only because a broken heart is all I've ever known haunting me to this very day loneliness creeps into my Soul and begs me to be forgiven but this can not ever happen only because I no longer believe in Miracles The rain pouring down my face now I hear sounds singing such an Angelic song of peace, hope, and love that I wake up to a reality so true that these songs I thought I heard were actually Demons calling me back home I wanted to tell you that such a long time ago I use to believe in God and in Angels but now Fairytales seem more real to me just as bits and pieces of my broken heart have been scattered everywhere so I just stare into the Blackness that has

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BLOSSOM BY BLOSSOM THE SPRING BEGINS HOW FRESH, O LORD, HOW SWEET AND CLEAN ARE THY RETURNS! EV'N AS THE FLOWERS IN SPRING SPRING UNLOCKS THE FLOWERS TO PAINT THE LAUGHING SOIL. AH, LIFE,WHAT IS IT BUT A FLOWER? TWINE THY BROWS WITH FRESH SPRING FLOWERS AND CALL A TRAIN OF LAUGHING HOURS. OUR GARDENS ARE ENAMORED OF THE SPRING,OF SILVER RAIN, THE CLOUDY GREEN BUDS' SLOW- BURGEONING SPRING'S TENDER BLOSSOMS, BUDS AND LEAVES THE SISTERHOOD OF FLOWERS HETE COMES THE TIME WHEN, VIBRATING ON IT STEM, EVERY FLOWER FUMES LIKE A CENSER;NOISES AND PERFUMES CIRCLES IN THE EVENING AIR. AND WARMING IN THE SUN SHY FLOWER BEGAN TO PEER. GOD'S BRIGHT AND INTRICATE DEVICE OF DAYS AND SEASONS DOTH SUFFICE.THE BUDS AWAKE AT TOUCH OF SRING FROM WINTER'S JOYLESS DREAM.

Bits And Pieces
After 3 weeks of 60+ hr work weeks I've stopped the OT for now. I may be doing it again soon but we'll see. I've taken the time the last 2 weeks to kinda rest and get things back to normal. I am going to be writing more, more in the angel series, and more general poems. Some of the general poems I write not related to the angel series maybe a bit dark, so fair warning. I've been playing around with the idea of publising my poems in a book. In doing some general research on this I found that I almost have enough poems in the angel series to make it a book on it's own. I thought that was kinda cool. For anyone wondering I need about 50 poems to make it it's own book. I currently have 30. I should have the remaining 20 by the end of the year. I am going to work on the story that is currently locked right now. I'm also trying to come up wth a solid design for my personal website, this is a bit tough because I've never been much of a graphic person, so we'll see. I also want t

Bits And Pieces
Whisper my name on the breeze of a song Skies open and roll distant thunder Thoughts of your touch linger with dawn Lightening races with the spell I am under I scream your name to a world that can’t hear My face glows, blushed with passion I hear you call out, wanting me near My heart beats to a new and wild rhythm Who is this strange new being inside me This person that yearns for much more Awaken to find that through open eyes I see New dusks and dawns in store Lightening races across the seas Rain falls down like thunder Waves crash unforgiving on the sand Whispers of this dream I can’t prevent Silence deafening the sleeping giant And teardrops freeze on window panes River enthralls to the seas Rose pedals wither in the falling rain Street lamps flicker and die out for the day Wind whispers through the broken trees Of time and space the coming dawn Steam rises from a warm damp earth The smell of wet pavement surrounds me The sky glows gently with new pr

Bits And Pieces
Well lets see, I added about 40 poems to my stash. Yes they are all mine so please dont rip em off and claim them as your own, Do go read and enjoy, please leave comments. To give you background on the poems in my stash they were all wrote years ago, there's nothing real current in there. For more current work, please see my other blogs "poems", "my angel series" and "journey" as always comments are always welcome. I'm thinking about starting a Q&A blog when you guys can post questions that you want to ask and once a week I'll pick a few to answer since people say that I dont have alot on my profile. Honestly I'm not sure what to put there so I think the Q&A blog might be fun. Let me know what you guys think. I'm also thinking about doing a weekly video blog. I've seen other do it here and I always thought it was cool. So let me know what you guys think about that as well. I'll be adding a new poem to "Journey" in a few days. Until next time.... ~Tony

Bits And Pieces
I see them before me I know they are real They whisper to me I feel their will They taunt and tease They poke and prod They want They need Do I have it to give....? I fist lay still Then I kicked and screamed I learned to walk Then to talk Then shove and fight I learned right from wrong Night from day Love to hate Then I became a young man With disc ions to make Work or bum Steal or heal Fight or get along Now I'm a man And still do some of the above Hopefully for the good But fall short on some... Born to love But love to hate Angel born Satan negate I love I fight I heal I kill I give I take This world I am I' am me Good or bad Happy or mad 50 50 Either way... Her eyes dream In the stars she danced Cosmic sun her guide Neither here nor there She flies like wind Fire in her hair A tear of joy

Bits Of Wisdom I've Learned
Now when I am young, I know the answers; as I grow older, I will know the questions. We do grow wiser with age, and we become more philosophical. Growing older provides us with the freedom to be more detached from insignificant events and more involved with the larger issues. A lifetime of experiences has paved the way for us to trust our hearts as well as our heads, and to express with confidence what we always had known to be true.

Bits And Pieces
-Meth Induced Bliss- Fires of hell burning as I sink lower and lower Nothing remains the same and the beginning is the end I have nothing to lose now my friend Shattered and tattered my soul blowing in the wind Thought I knew the way back to salvation Only to find the path straight to damnation Vacant empty eyes staring back at me in the reflection Swearing over and over I just need a vacation As I slip the needle into my vien just to ease the pain Sliding into the place where theres no rain Cheeks hollow, blackened circles beneath my eyes Skin so taut you'd swear I was a corpse My shouts now pathetic whispers in the air The taste or rancid whiskey on my breath As I slowly make love to death whose name is meth Laying on the floor feeling nothing any more Angel of darkness swooping down for one last kiss And I slip into meth induced bliss.... -Woodstock Then & Now- Peaceful vibe in the air Music and rain No one has a care Don't take the brown acid Its a bad tri

Bits And Pieces
A few weeks ago I was at a friends house, we were all mellowing from a nite of partying. In his backyard I sat with three other friends (mostly everyone had went home by now). I was sitting next to one of my very close friends and he was talking to the guy across from him. They started talking about how women were vicious, unforgiving, ect, ect...(which for the most part, I would have to agree). But then my friend made pointed me out as the exception. Saying "Excpet this one right here, she's golden. She's too forgiving and never hold grudges". I was flattered, but at the same time I never took the time to realize why I am the way that I am. I never, ever held a grudge and when I'm mad, it's 5 mins max and I'm over it. Especially when it comes to people I love, or even strangers. I can be screwed over time and time again, and chances rarely, if ever run out. As I start to think about it, I come to realize why. I have so much faith in people (as a species or just for the sake of mankind

Bits -n- Pieces
Oh give me a home where the buffalo roam.... and I'll show you a house full of crap!! ---------------------------------------- When I have sex ... even the neighbors need a cigarette. ------------------------------------------------ What do you call a brunette in between two blondes? An Interpretor ------------------------------ What do you get when you cross a rooster and a giraffe? A long necked cock ------------------------------------------------ What are 4 animals a woman needs? A mink in her closet, A jaguar in her garage, A tiger in her bed, and a jackass to pay for it all. ---------------------------------------- If the ocean were whiskey and I was a duck, I'ld swim to the bottom and drink my way up. But the ocean's not whiskey and I'm not a duck. So hand me a bottle and and shut the Hell up.

"bits Of You."
Bits of You I went to the corner where we used to go, to that little shop forlorn Where we’d laugh at the sheer audacity of what someone else had worn We’d pick through the piles of pants and shirts, and mock the colors and the hue And I never dreamed, that here I’d be searching, for little bits of you At the bargain table near the back, beside the exit door Where the clothing stood in scattered stacks and spilled onto the floor Once we searched for treasures old and worn, but still new just the same Poor as Hell we mined for gold those days, as one we played the game I remember the day you found that hat, ridiculous and pink And you laughed as you went to the change room, mindless of what others would think Then the door swung open, and there you stood, I swear it looked so mad And my eyes they mist at the simple thought of the crazy love we had Then came the diagnosis, the hardest thing to take You were sick, no more excursions, to the clothing store we’d make

Bits & Pieces Of More Exposure Of Truth
PLEASE TAKE NOTE THAT NOTHING IN CONVERSATION IS MODIFIED. I HAVE TAKEN BITS & PIECES OF THE CONVERSATION BETWEEN MYSELF & Vampy_Bella_DRCH on YAHOO. Stephanie Kirby: im sorry for getting involved but i dont think it was me personally that made him like this even when we talked as friends Stephanie Kirby: and im sub but i dont take orders well lol if u know what i mean Lilitha V: well you will have to with John cuz he WON'T have it any other way Stephanie Kirby: lol he knows i wont submitt to him nor anyone Stephanie Kirby: im a very strong willed person Lilitha V: you DON'T know him the way I know him Lilitha V: and if you think that guess again cuz he will find a way Lilitha V: I'm strong willed too so he knows he can never do anything like that to me Stephanie Kirby: ask my rl man he might beat the shit out of me at times but its me who gets my way in the end of the fight Lilitha V: speaking of which I do recall an old conversation where he states ''Whatever happened to

Bits And Pieces Of A Great Book
If you don't go out into the woods, nothing will ever happen and your life will never begin. - playing it safe only gets the results you've already proven, if you want a change take a chance. General Wolf Rules for Life Eat Rest Rove in between Render Loyalty Love the children Cavil in moonlight Tune your ears Attend to the bones Make love Howl often Above is from Women who run with the wolves by Clarissa Pinkola Estes And just because I also wanted to ad this unknown author quote... It's your actions that count- not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg! Now for my two bits on this and other things: So next time you find yourself saying but I didn't mean to..... stop apologize and move on, your actions may have placed you in the wrong that your intentions never foresaw. For all those who say I "think too much" stuff it. I've made far less mistakes using my brain then I have using my heart. Here's to a mindful future w

Bitter Quarrel
BITTER QUARREL He flung his words clear across the room, Unloving, cruel and curt; And her retort was just as quick and sharp Because her feelings and pride he had hurt. He slammed the door, She built a wall, While Cupid wept in vain. And Love stood by in lonely grief, As she wrung Her hands in total disbelief. Why must the Heart to Tongue defer When she loves him And he loves her? WRITTEN BY: © VICKI JOINER COPYRIGHTED: SEPTEMBER 22, 2004

Bitter Tearz
In My Dreams I See Your Face It Takes Me To Another Place Where Everything I Ever Felt Was Real The Times We Shared Now Mean So Much Remembering Your Gentle Touch Can You Please Come Home And Take Away My Fears When I awake The Dream Is Gone The Night So Cold Now Seems So Long As I Scream Your Name To Take Away The Pain How Will I Know If You Still Care When I Need You Most Will You Be There To Help Me Wipe Away My Bitter Tearz. Copyright ©2006

Bitter Tearz
In My Dreams I See Your Face It Takes Me To Another Place Where Everything I ever Felt Was Real. The Times We Shared Now Mean So Much Remembering Your Gentle Touch Will You Please Come Home And Take Away My Fears. As I Awake The Dream is Gone The Nights so Cold Now Seem So Long As I Scream Your Name To Take Away The Pain. How Will I know If You Still Care When I Need You Most Will You Be There To Help Me Wipe Away My Bitter Tearz. Copyright ©2006

Bittersweetness
bittersweetness © Suzanne a poem about graduating and saying goodbye the hardest thing about friendship is parting like when someone you love moves away it seemed as if our friendship was just starting until that one fateful day i never saw it coming, it hit so very fast graduation was in sight now i then realized these few days would be our last i miss my friends now everyday i can't believe our time is done you see now i always tend to pray and thank God for all the fun we helped each other through many times, both good and bad that's true as i think of them and reminisce i see how much we grew from kindergarten to eighth grade we were all each other had these friends were not the kind you'd trade they were not the passing fad and now that we have graduated and gone our separate ways all i can do is remember about the love of the good old days when they said, "we saved the best for last" the class they meant was mine and i hope we neve

Bitter Blood
Bitter Blood A life undemanding, a freedom not given. The severed ties tangled apart un-forgiven. A bitter blood weeping the tears of a year. The heart of a lover beats loud and clear. The dreamscape forgotten a landslide in place, an unmoving hand holding its place. The treason of one the injustice of another. The bite marks cut deep in the vein of the lover. A cold eye of winter a smile like daggers. The dark in the darkness holds still for hours. A moment of courage a life's light gone out. The crimson petals fall all about. The dream of a life time the death of an hour. With one word a monster unleashes its power. The death of the lover the corpse white and rotten, the once bitter blood all but forgotten.

Bitter Wedding
Bitter Wedding Below is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. This was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage at the microphone to talk to the crowd. He said that he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and groom's families for coming and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a fabulous reception. To thank everyone for coming and bringing gifts and everything, he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift from just him. So, taped to the bottom of everyone's chair was a manila envelope, including the wedding party. He said that this was his gift to everyone, and told everyone to open the envelopes. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 picture of his best man having sex with the bride. He had gotten suspicious of the two of them and hired a private detective

Bitter Is The New Black
I should be playing ps2 with ek, hr, and ag, but instead, I'm sitting here wondering why I think I need you. Why I always miss you. Your voice. Your cuteness. It bugs me, but what bugs me even more, is that.. you don't feel the same or even merely think the same way I do. And I tell myself I'm done because that's what is best, you know? But I'm stupid if I think I'm done. I'm lying to everyone and myself by saying that. Yes, I do still love you with all my heart. Yes, it hurts to know you aren't the one for me. Yes, I'm dumb. I know you don't feel the same way. I'm sorry you think there are better people out there than me. I know you care about me in some way, but that isn't enough... Sorry, babe.

Bittersweet
The bittersweet agony of my breaking heart Shadows the pain of your anger and harsh words My world shattered in just a few precious moments Left to cascade around me like broken glass The void that was filled by your presence Is once again a gaping hole The darkness swallows me in it's depths And I am left lost and alone I feel the cold seep into my body Numbing the pain Turning my heart as cold and black As the darkest winter night I steel myself against the bittersweet memories I let my pain become an impenetrable wall As I start my life over And begin a journey to the light of a new day One that holds the promise of happiness yet to come ~Phoenixx (written Dec. 16, 2006)

Bitterness
This letter is short But its feeling is strong. There is bitterness in my hand; These words to it belong. How could I love you? Why did I care? I should have known you wouldn't always be there. I gave so much of me to you, and I hoped for something in return. I feel as though my heart was on fire and you just watched it burn. I want to tell you how I feel; how I feel way deep within, But words can't express the hurt I feel: I'll never be the same again. Written July 21, 1986

Bit To My Friends Story (shade And Elizabeta)
“that’s very sweet of you and all Shade, but I must regretfully decline, I’m working double shifts tonight…..gotta pay my way through college somehow.” Elizabeta gathered her stack of books and shoved them into her messenger bag, her gaze falling upon the professor. To her surprise he was looking straight at her, a lazy smile upon his face and for a moment she saw something impossible in his eyes. “Well I’ll ask some other time, catch you around darlin’.” She turned around in time to see Shade stalk out of the room, his shoulders hunched as he mumbled to himself. She almost felt complete pity for the boy. “Ms. Smith may I have a word with you?” Something in the tone of his voice made her turn towards him. Professor Warren

Bittersweet Goodnight
There are those of us wake with the moon, no we don't sleep all day though we would love to. To those that still drink I toast thee. To those that don't, may I offer a gift of your choice. Happy hunting and my the moon always be full in your eyes.

Bitter Sweet Memories
Today the Chicago Bears win a spot in the superbowl!! I can see his smile...the excitement in his eyes..from his hospital bed..watching the screen flashing frantic fans and a field in disaray..hes yelling..the nurses are angry..trying to warn him..he needs to keep calm you see...because soon he is dying..the doctor gave him 6 months..or so he told my mother..he didn't know..he was a strong man..full of wisdom and pride..a tall stance and and a long stride...we refused to take the last months of that from him..the news would have detroyed his dignity..rather..we helped him thru his pain..until the sad reality was to clear and imobile to him..and still through his sorrow and devistating pain..he remained strong and never lost his pride..even when the good old welfare system stamped that big NO on his request for help...he kept his head held high..and in a stern angry grumble..refused to surrender the home he had struggled to mantain for his family of 9..too many 14 hr days..so many cr

A Bitter Reality
A Bitter Reality! by Tommy Reed She has gone, she has left, Leaving me like a cleft. Standing lonely in the crowd, No one hears, I'm crying aloud. Not friend, nor foe, She has left, and said NO! Burning days, cold nights, Autumn teases, spring sites. Life never seemed so useless, So troublesome, beyond clueless. That's how the dream ends, Toward disaster and life begins. This is what love lost is, Fool's paradise, a faithless kiss!

Bittersweet
Last night I had a dream about you Nothing uncommon I always do But since I woke up my thoughts are amiss Because in that dream you gave me a tender kiss My mind has been on you all day And thoughts of you simply won’t go away It’s really been distracting you see Because every moment I wish you were here with me I just haven’t been myself today it seems This dream has left a taste that’s bittersweet Sweet because it was such a wonderful dream But bitter because it was just that a dream

Bittersweet
Most of you know by reading my profile alot about me but not many of you see that I am very deep and not just goofy most of the time. Alot of poeple on here say they hate life and that makes me wanna scream cause life is worth living all you have to do is change to that you can be happy while being bored cause you still know its gunna be a good day...Yes I do get down at times myself but I mean when your down must you hate life also...theres something for everyone to think about, to be continued.....................................

Bitter-sweet
The bitter sweet end to a days light is all one can take to find your smile. And though you've cried, because they have lied, nothing shall ever be good. But because you cry is all the more on why your smile is always beautiful. And the beauty of thought is all it will take to halt this bittersweet moment.

Bit The Update
No, did not bite the update. Had a barber appt. this morning, also bought some trimming equipment. Later today going to a support group, and then to a Chinese New Year party held by some very long-time friends. Right now listening to some of last Tuesday's BBC 3 Tchaikovsky Experience programming (really should listen to last Saturday's, as it will be going off the server... let's see... yep, listening to http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio3/tchaikovskyexperience/pip/sfq4s/ now (Tchaikovsky's 1865 B-flat quartet movement, Stravinsky's concertino, etc. - then lunch, etc. :) ) Dad's now an ex-dentist so dental appt tomorrow will be with someone else. That's ok too :) Monday, fairly regular appt. with prescribing doctor (mostly for certain kinds of medications; she's related but also an excellent doctor). Should be a pretty good weekend.

Bitter Wife's Revenge
After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger woman. Their downtown luxury apartment was in his name and he wanted to remain there with his new love, so he asked the wife to move out and told her that he would buy her another place. The wife agreed to this, but asked that she be given 3 days on her own there, to pack up her things. While he was gone, the first day she lovingly put her personal belongings into boxes and crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their candlelit dining table, soft music playing in the background, and feasted on a pound of shrimp and a bottle of chardonnay. When she had finished, she went into each room and deposited a few of the resulting shrimp shells into the hollow shaft of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. The husband came back with his new girl and all was bliss for the first few days. Then it star

Bitter Sweet Memories...
Tomorrow marks the 2-year anniversary of my dad saying goodbye. Today, I've been keeping one eye on the clock, because I still relive every minute for about 48 hours prior to his leaving. I can still hear his voice, remember what he felt like when I ran my fingers over his frail hands, shaving him, making sure he wasn't cold, reading to him, and I remember not leaving his side for more than five minutes. I sat at his feet, ate there, watched tv there, and studied his face and memorized every little detail, because I knew he was getting ready to leave me. Yes, this was extremely difficult. I did this for almost four months. Rarely left the house unless it was absolutely necessary, and then it was usually for him. I couldn't eat, couldn't sleep, and lost about 15 pounds. It was the best four months of my life! I gave him all I had. Rightly so, he gave me all he had for 90 years. I sang at my dad's funeral, but I have to tell you that I really don't remember doing it. I thin

A Bittersweet Memory
Well I haven\'t posted a blog in a long time and a couple of people asked me one day why I\'m not a very emotional person, so I figured I would share a little bit more of me, which as most folk who know ne will tell you I don\'t do that very much. Its about Myisha. I\'ve done a blog about her before and mentioned how close I was to her, but I never really told anyonw whoe she died, as a matter of fact. Aside from the people who were there when it happened, very few people have ever heard me mention the day that she died, so this is gonna be kinda hard for me so I\'m asking yall to bear with me as I do this. Well Myisha and I met when I was about 13. I had just moved back to Fresno from Oakland and I was still kinda angry and bitter from a lot of different things. I started to reconcile with my dad (again and it didn\'t last too long but that is another story to tell) and he had remarried and I met Mysiha through my stepsister, Tracy. Now as I stated before in a previous blog (or at

Bitter
convince me i'm all right... say the right words to make everything fall in place. and when you're done lying, i'll start destroying myself... little by little... i never thought self-deprecating values could sting so close to the heart. it makes me wonder if i ever wanted peace to begin with... something to ponder. and there are still so many things to understand... too many worlds to live in... too many people to be... and i wonder if you ever noticed that my heart was still open, that i still grappled for a little piece of you to carry with me. how could i have ever wanted to hold on when everything in my body said to run as far away as i could when i had the chance? i knew i should have just stayed cold... the thaw is too much work.

The Bittern And The Hoopoe
Where do you like best to feed your flocks, said a man to an old cowherd. Here, sir, where the grass is neither too rich nor too poor, or else it is no use. Why not, asked the man. Do you hear that melancholy cry from the meadow there, answered the cowherd, that is the bittern. He was once a cowherd, and so was the hoopoe also, I will tell you the story. The bittern pastured his flocks on rich green meadows where flowers grew in abundance, so his cows became wild and unmanageable. The hoopoe drove his cattle on to high barren hills, where the wind plays with the sand, and his cows became thin, and got no strength. When it was evening, and the cowherds wanted to drive their cows homewards, the bittern could not get his together again. They were too high-spirited, and ran away from him. He called, come, cows, come, but it was of no use. They took no notice of his calling. The hoopoe, however, could not even get his cows up on their legs, so faint and weak had they become. Up, up, up, scr

Bitter Lust
I want to tie you up Break that precious neck Snap your legs And let you hang Cut you to pieces Your spirit is no good You are but a distant child Learning new life Tear you open Rip you dry Drench my walls with your screams No one can hear you It's only me Lust me while you hang now Let me fuck you with daggers To pierce your heart Internally bleeding As your disgruntled face becomes hallow Let me take over your body As if you were a toy My pet, My apprentice Intoxication comes down on you Watching you die With pleasure rushing through my veins Ecstasy covers me Your blood shattered on my basement floor I cringe at the sight While laughing with delight

Bittersweet Addiction
Bittersweet Addiction Love is a game in which a heart is betrayed.. Tattered upon the floor, beaten and frayed.. Barely beating in defense of this cruel infliction.. Listlessly indulging in this bittersweet addiction.. Through the torment and despair in which it is born.. It lusts with hunger, for this dangerously vicious storm.. There is no victory, when your own heart deludes.. Only emptiness is present when the battle concludes.. So my soul is in turmoil, for is it worth the despair.. To enter a crusade, in which the wages are unfair.. So much to lose, barely a drop of happiness to gain.. My heart sacrificed bliss and received nothing but pain.. Beating as if condemned, with no prospect of salvation.. It’s sentenced to an eternity of solitude and deprivation.. Original Poem By The one and only Eli

A Bit The Public Service Announcement- Sort Of - Not Really. Oh, Blocking Person...
(BLK Men 4 etc. ...) who stopped by here yesterday apparently thinking I was a friend of a certain racist fool/creep/psychopath, who uses many duplicate profiles etc. (who you mention in your blog, who I've run into before for other reasons...)? Just in case you happen I'm not that woman's friend, for the record. She hasn't really done worse (that I know of) to me than send some duplicates by to drop 1s, since I met her friend or duplicate Lisa, but she's not a friend. Just in case you happen to read this, that is. The only other way I could think of to send this to you would be to send it to one of the people on your list (who isn't blocking me) but I suspect they'd refuse to send it along on principle. I'd put this in the stash which is more centrally located in the page and more visible than the left-side-of-the-page blog, but... eh... language not suitable for the so-very-public stash. ... Still might. EDIT, 3/28/ought-7: messed up once more- but at least it's ob

Bitterness Hits
So after a little over a week, that emotion of bitterness finally set in and I really don't like it. Hopefully this will be a short lived phase. I know I have to go through these things and that I have to face these feelings, but I really wish I could just be numb. I long for numbness! I got to talking with a co-worker today about holidays and I nearly broke down in tears. Thankfully, I waited until I was in my car on my way home. I've gotten really good at the art of criving *driving+crying*. You know, in the past 6 years, I've spent maybe 2 holidays with my own family. Every other holiday I was either working, or I made it a point to be with my significant other's family. I was committed for life, so it was an okay sacrifice I thought. I realized today how much it really hurts to know that I made that sacrifice and it wasn't even acknowledged as such and that maybe I made it for nothing. Nothing? Really? I hurt my family and distanced myself from my neices and nephews because I wa

Bitter Pill
i have fallen prey to the hands of fate my time has slipped away my soul you came to desecrate forever lead astray uncertainty lies ahead for the ones who close the door the words of the damned are said as they crawl upon the floor yesterday i saw my love for you in a dream it came to me I found you torn in two my soul has set you free as I dance with the dead again the shame of life has returned my thoughts are given with a pen as I simply crash and burn return to the kill the scene of it all swallowing the bitter pill while answering the call

Bittermess Is Not Becoming Of Beauty, Not Real Beauty!!
Okay So Why Is it That Some People Just Are NOT Happy If They are Not Judging Someone else? Ya Know My Daddy Always Told Me "If Ya Ain't Got Nothin Nice to Say , Then Don't Say Nothin At All" I Look for Inner Beauty When I Make My Friends Because in Line Of Work I USE to DO...I Know BEAUTY Fades and Sometimes You Have No Control Over The Change.. and Most People Don't Know What They Have Until It's Gone...Sad But True..and If You Don't Like Yourself When You Look In The Mirror Then Man When Your Shit goes South You are Really Gonna Be Bitter.. Beauty Is Really Only Skin Deep and Some of These Botox Bitches are Deformed and Warped By Their own Sense of What Beauty Should Be and Not What it Really is...and The Money They have Spent to Do This To Themselves is a Crime..If They Only Knew How Beautiful They would be on the inside if they Just did Something for Someone Else... "Judge Not Lest Ye All So Be Judged"

The Bitter Truth
The Bitter Truth You say one thing Yet you mean another You try to be up front While hiding beneath a cover Why are you so selfish? And why so ignorant? What exactly does life mean to you Or should I say, meant? I've never known someone so fake Someone who can't speak the truth Someone so terribly insecure Someone so cruel, someone like you Why did you have to be like this You started off quite fine You would always say how much you care I guess that was just another "line" I just sit around and remember Of how much I used to enjoy your name And how I so dearly loved To play your little game But now finally I know That you aren't at all what I thought And its a damn shame too, Because I hoped so much for you, a lot

Bitter
I am so sick and tired of this shit. I just keep getting screwed over or blown off all the time. You know what I wish? I wish that I could intentionally, and maliciously hurt somebody that I claim to care about. I really wish I had it in me, because it has been done to me plenty of times. And this past time has just really put me over the edge. But you know what? I could never do something like that to ANYBODY, because I am not an unfeeling, selfish, asshole, the way most people seem to be. I'm just too nice of a person, and where does that get me? On Cherrytap writing angry blogs that maybe 2 of you will read because it is happy hour and everyone is off getting points. It doesn't seem to matter how good of a person you are or the content of your character anymore, it's like that everywhere, even on here. Know why my rank is #997? Because the 996 before me are mostly girls that are willing to post naked pictures up. That's all guys want anymore, is just some dumb slut, or a psycho bitc

Bittersweet Ache!
Tears fall. I feel only an ache inside. Today, for some reason, I am bereft. Left without the benefit of a doubt... I was busy cleaning my friend's house, trying to get it the way she likes it while maintaining all the kids...placing them in certain rooms to stay out of my way. I hurried, I rushed, My little cousin stops in and drops off her two daughters AS well.. and truth be told I don't enjoy babysitting those two. The oldest child without discipline or attention... I swear you turn your back for two seconds and there's something spilled, or something new in her hand that shouldnt be there! It drives me mad. But that's what I get when I can't say no to a young couple who needs alone time together! I manage to do alot but in the end everything still seems in dissarray.. I think its the kids. Two feet away my ex brother n law is consoling his daughter and explaining why he got mad with her earlier and how he loved her. Out of the blue tears sparkled on the brims of my eyes, I th

Bitter Dream Learning Stuff
I dreamed that I was in a dorm. Which is odd cause I've never been in one. I suppose that it could be one of my bitter regrets rearing its ugly head. I wanted to live in one, or at least get my own apartment. But oh no, I went ahead and followed my mothers wishes. I lived with this horrible old woman for like a month and then I found a room mate, who stole from me and made life hell. So yes, a tad bitter there. Anyhow, me being a kook, decided to look it up in the dream dictionary. This is what I found: "To dream that you are in a dormitory, represents the value you place on knowledge and education. You believe that you are always learning and not just in the classroom" I do like learning, but I've been slacking lately. I thought about going to the university and just hiding in the back for a lecture. Maybe I could read more dream books =P. I value my dreams, I think of them as peep holes into my subconscience, which is were alot of problem solving happens. Problem solvi

Bitter Sweet
Life really is Bitter Sweet! Well, isn't life just full of suprises? Both good and bad, never underestimate the power of life to suprise you. I have recently been taking consolation in the following things: -First, the fact that everything works out, although not neccessarily how we would wish it to be. There is a lesson in that, something vaguely Buddhist in that the pain comes from one's own desire for things to be different from how they are. More on that sometime. -Second, that for whatever reason, the moon still shines down upon me, no matter what. I am rather fond of its light, and the fact that it will stay with me for as long as I can see, is rather pleasant to know. -Third, the mildly-self-destructive-but-emotionally-satisfying-urges I tend to indulge in, "But how are those things destructive?" you may ask. Go on, I give you permission. Heh. Mostly because they cut away from the rest of my life, and although they comfort me, it is the bittersweet comfort of

Bittersweet
I dream you, breathe you My heart pulses your name How long do I have too ache Dry my tears of emptiness Cry out for your touch Beg you for my completeness My body wracked with carnal lust Dreams of your touch Words of sultry passion Whispered with heavy breath Will make my skin shiver with delight Longing to see the electricity in your eyes Embracing effect of your voice That will caress my soul Fears that will take flight in your arms I will wake up in the morning Face another day same as the last Battered by the bitter sweet agony www.hostdrjack.com

Bitter Rain
Bitter rain Stains Like acid Rancid You've corrupted Disrrupted My life Tonight It ends Pretend You're perfect Constrict My heart Shattered Your words Absurd You're disturbed Deny The reality Truth You dilute Perceptions With deception Finished You're diminished Gone Moving on Clouds Roll away Skies Open wide Dry My eyes Head Held high Goodbye

Bittersweet Surrender
Bittersweet Surrender When you look at me My spirit, it flies free I try to look away but my eyes do betray My hands, they do shake and my stomach, it quakes My heart it does pound and I can't feel the ground Just the sound of your voice and my skin becomes moist Yes my legs become weak and your touch I do seek Your presence makes me high But to fight you I try You threaten to overtake my soul becomes awake My fight becomes weak and it's you my heart seeks Helpless I am rendered a bittersweet surrender. Nicole Lozier 4-5-05

Bitter Quarrel
A husband and wife are having a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever.'" "Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"

Bitter Sweet Dreams
breath deep into my hands and ill take you away to a better place whisper nothings into my ears i'll take away the nightmares put into your dreams a soft melody if you'll only sing for me I tried to take away the nightmares I watched you falling to another like before... and again scream into my eyes your pain i can do nothing again whimper softly into my ears i close my eyes to you put into my dreams a wicked place for all my games I tried to make you smile instead i watch you scream for eternity like before... and again

-=[ Bitter Much? ]=- (ouch, I'd Hate To Get This..)
make demands pretend you're boss you have no idea how much you piss me off tucked aside up on a shelf ya’ need me now? go fuck yourself want me there to comfort you but when it's all good it's fuck me too make me jealous so you can smile our relationship ain't worth my while you act mature but then ya switch tricked my ass fucking high school bitch don't want games cause we're at the end hope you have fun as my ex-girlfriend

Bittersweet Love
Bittersweet Love by Georgianna Westport You came to me as no one had, With dreams I longed to share A man once proud with eyes so sad You caught me unaware. Without a hint, without a sign My heart went out to you And dreamt that one day you'd be mine To keep and hold as true. I chased a dream that had no end Went searching for the stars Now here I am and have to mend My broken heart of scars. My tears will dry and run anew Until all hope is lost How can I bear to make it through Without you, at what cost? My friend, my lover, sweet and kind One day I'll learn to live Without you always on my mind My heart I'll have to give To someone else who feels the same And loves as much as I For what I said I feel no shame None of it was a lie.

Bitter Cup
He stands alone, seems all his life. Torn and tattered, worn out from strife. From youngest days, til now it seems nothing in life, but shattered dreams. He once was young, so strong , so sure. He once was young, his heart so pure. But hurt and pain, torn hopes and dreams. Wore down his heart, ripped at its seams. Knocked down again, climb right back up. Fight on for hope, a bitter cup. He stands here now, once more alone. How much to bear? Can he atone? Atone for life, for what unknown. When all is said and done, alone! All life has brought, is lonliness. No love to keep, a bitter kiss. When will it end, when is hurt done? He wanders off, where went his sun?

Bitter Sweet
i spent two years with the love of my life and didnt realize what i had until it was to late. now im hear on a mission to find her and take her back with me. her and the baby that i didnt think i wanted. i let my family snowball my brain into thinking that abortion is as common and ok as chewing gum and spiting it out. i have to get my girl back no matter what and nothing is going to stop me. ive only been in wilmington for a short time and i almost have her tracked down to a T but i cant just bust up in her crib i know her parents would kill me after what i did to her and i know for sure she wouldnt take me back just for the sake of me showing up and saying im sorry. i gotta do something big and quick. as god is my witness im gonna marry her and were gonna be a happy family.

Bitterness
WHY DO I FIND AFTER IVE ENDED A FRIENDSHIP THAT I AM BITTER, BECAUSE THE THOUGHT OF THE FRIEND THAT HAS BETRAYED ME RIPS AT MY HEART AND SOUL SO MUCH , I FIND MY SELF WONDERING , IM A NICE PERSON I GO OUT OF MY WAY FOR PPL, WHY HAS THIS UNJUSTICE BEEN DONE TO ME? IN TIME I WILL FORGIVE BECAUSE MAYBE THAT THE WAY PPL ARE, BUT I WONT FORGET, ESPECIALLY IF THEY HAVE A PATTERN OF BEING THIS WAY, ONE THING I WILL NOT TOLERATE, LIARS,CHEATERS AND THIEVES, I DONT NEED IT DONT WANT IT.

Bitten Conspiracy
Ok, I just wrote this and yes I'm gonna sound bitter, but too bad. If you don't like my poem, don't start hating on me or my poem, just ignore it and leave my page. This is my blog and I have a right to leave my feelings in here. I can take criticism, but just don't attack me (you've been warned). OH and this does NOT apply to EVERY man, just MOST and its coming from my experiences as well as those I've seen my friends go through. True colors always come out after a storm of black and gray. Has helped me to learn something new each and every day. A man always seems to know what to say, Constantly waiting and hoping to get his way. If you think for a second that he's different and sweet, I feel bad, because chances are you're in for a treat. They'll wine you and dine you until they can fuck you. Don't act surprised, you know its true. Then toss you aside because you're old news, And look for someone new to abuse. Then guys wonder why girls won't let their hearts open

Bitter Taste In The Heart
Nothing really makes me more annoyed getting told the one thing I really don't want to hear or know. Especially when it comes to a friend of mine. So what I have to say right now is I've found a form of inspiration for my poetry and my story I've been writing. Irony is very nice, but it can also be what I've been needing in my work. So what has happened to me for this to occur? A friend of mine, now someone I just don't want anything to do anymore, decided to just lie about what I really thought of her. I should have known the truth so easily, but unfortunately, I live and learn. So I ask this to anyone who reads this blog... don't lie about anything in life. Only lie when you're in serious trouble. I try my best never to lie, and I've done well to keep my mouth shut when needed and when I need to speak.

Bitter Temptations
You make it so tempting. With your fascination for suffering And my ability to inflict it What a pair we would make I could take you to the edge And make you dance Make you scream Make you beg. . . Over and over again. I could take you Where you so pathetically desire to be. Except you won't be satisfied. No matter how close you are to the edge, For you, it's still too far. Kissing my blade Sucking on my barrel Feeling your lungs ache for air Not enough, not enough And I'd rather please you than hurt you So I do the former by way of the latter And yet you want more And the hands that snuff your flame Could well be mine. You make it so tempting. With you calculated ice. Your adolescent arrogance. I want to slap you And call you the stupid bitch that you are The kicker is. . . You think I'm impotent, Because I won't. August

Bitten
I grab you by the waist and pull you in close. Our eyes meet and for that one instant I feel as if your soul is already mine. I can see it through your eyes. Your soul weakend by terrors past. You will soon be mine. Our lips connect in perfect harmony, we stay that way for a few moments. Our tongues move against each others like 2 serpents fighting for a win in the endless battle of the hunter and the hunted. I feel connected to you, I know I will soon overpower you and you the innocent one will simply be my victim. I slowly pull away and now holding you tight, I start to kiss your neck. As I slowly move around and work my magic on you, I can feel the veins in your neck pulsing to the rythm of your heart. I can smell the fear that resides inside of you, even though you put up many walls to defend yourself I know how to move past them in the shadows of the night. I lick your ear ever so softly till I can see the hairs on the back of your neck start to rise. I whisper you will soon be mi

Bittersweet
I'm all alone, nobody's here They knock on the door The echo is stayed Where am I, where are you I am lost, the silence is loud Screams in the dark drain out the Beat of my steel heart The pain is great The break is deep Dull the sense when I cant breathe The room is chilled, my breath is icy Dry air freezes, my blood thickens Slick to my limbs, my wound seeps My heartbeat stills, my life is erased Dreams that are ment to be are bittersweet

Bittersweet Times...
Where does a Mother’s love go when she is no longer there to give it? Where does her warmth and kindness end up when she leaves the ground to soar through the clouds on a rendezvous with God? What happens to her strength her passion, her elegance, her grace when her body is planted in the ground like a marigold in the spring? What becomes of those she left behind weak and still in need of nurturing when she can no longer be there to nurture them? Shattered pieces of them go with her. Hearts shrivel and dry from unrequited emotion. Where does a Mother’s love go when she can no longer be there to give it? Perhaps she’ll tell me when I see her on the other side.

A Bitter Lesson
As I sit here and listen to this one sided conversation that will determine if I ever see you again, I have to stop and think how fucked up this all is. How fucked up it ALL is. And then my mind wanders into why the fuck we are even here and what are we working for? We work to live, to eat, to drink… …to exist together, to fight with each other. To hate, to kill, to resent, destroy… …to BREAK down the existence of our fellow human being. Who the fuck can I trust? With my feelings, my madness, (my money) The lesson learned is bitter indeed. I will hold onto these things, thank you very much. ~~LDG~~

Bitter Homestead
I unfortunately live here, only for the love of my life. (my ever so precious daughter who has the downside of walking amungst the bottom feeders who reside here) This R&R is so F'n boring I get more entertainment value watching two sticks fighting over the fact who has better bark. Is there a status quo to earning the most "stupidity" points? What does it take to find one halfway inteligent upright walking homosapian with a better vocabulary than a door knob? All you ASS HATS do is piss and moan on the lesser... so what does that make you? From know on if "we" see a problem, pull some grey matter together and find a solution instead of passing the buck. Sure, there is an old saying "the squeeky wheel gets the grease" but if that wheel doesnt do its job it can be replaced. Back to my point.... Salem is a joke to the map, take a second out of your less than desireable existance and look at other sites on C.L. and see whats being said then gander at the understated crap that pours out of

A Bittersweet Fantasy* (for You Ms. Cherry)
Everything was perfect. I couldn't ask for anything better. Not only I was single,but I was on vacation in beautiful Daytona Beach, Florida. The sunshine,good beer, and better drugs was exactly what I needed to escape the misery of Michigan. The Florida sunshine is a delicious break from reality. Especially when reality is a motherfucker in it's own right. I returned from a day of shopping, and admiring the Florida "scenery", and had some time to kill before I hit the night life. I clicked on the t.v and grabbed my rolling tray to roll me something for the head. Every minute I stay here, I contemplate staying forever. This place is full of transplanted boondock lads like myself. I should fit right in right? Thats what YOU think. Right in the middle of my first hit of bliss, and the beginning of Sportscenter a knock came at the door. I recall being a little pissed at the interruption, but what was waiting for me on the other side was ions better than Stuart Scott taking me and

Bitter Ends
Bitter Ends Everyone is scared of something. I'm not an exception to this rule. Although, my biggest and strongest fear may not take place today, it is sure to be tried in future days. None of us know when it will strike. All of us are left to deal with the loss after it takes place. These few words wrote in my usual form i pray will enlighten those to my one fear and do all they can to prevent it. Will we be able to look back on the years and smile? Or will I hangt alone enduringthe sum of all our pain combined? Bitter Ends An endless thought however came to begin, Created out of the love or the dark wages of our sin. Struggles by aLL to remain free of the blame, Keeping this pain trapped into believeing it tame. A tortured soul looks within to take it's final stock, Waiting for the last click of one's inner clock. All evils against ones I held dear, Have been forgotten, one by one through the years. In my last breaths alone not a single one

Bitten
As i sit alone in the dark wondering when this did first start, life as i know it wasnt always this way I use to frolic and welcome the days, Now i sleep my time away afarid to wake and walk in the day. I roam the nights alone in the dark wondering how to make a fresh start. To shake off the shackles and start again,knowing the night was never my friend. My dreams have been broken my life ripped apart, but it seems that Im cursed to walk alone in the dark. The crime here is simple the pain very clear, my life was stolen without a thought or a tear. My dreams and my passions are lost to me now, My heart has grown cold my soul has gone foul. To love and to live for me to be true, to once again walk in the morning dew is a fate im not destined its a thought pushed aside, its a dream not allowed of one such as i!!

Bitter Suite
I. Brief Encounter A spider wanders aimlessly within the warmth of a shadow Not the regal creature of border caves But the poor, misguided, directionless familiar Of some obscure Scottish poet The mist crawls from the canal Like some primordial phantom of romance To curl, under a cascade of neon pollen While I sit tied to the phone like an expectant father Your carnation will rot in a vase. II. Lost Weekend A train sleeps in a siding The driver guzzles another can of lager To wash away the memories of a Friday night down at the club She was a wallflower at sixteen She'll be a wallflower at thirty four Her mother called her beautiful Her daddy said, "A whore". III. Blue Angel The sky was Bible black in Lyon When I met the Magdalene She was paralysed in a streetlight She refused to give her name And a ring of violet bruises They were pinned upon her arm. Two hundred francs for sanctuary and she led me by the hand To a room of dancing shadows wh

Bitter. Nude. Comfortless.
Her life spills into her lap Making an attempt to expel all her madness Bitter. Nude. Comfortless she waits.. Only wanting to smile, she makes a final plea To detach from this anguish without an apology- Her thoughts all the same Imagination and heartache as lively as ever She looked at more veins she should sever She has sensations from where she has drained Her skin tingled with sharp pain Eyes catching every star an eclipse She smiled as she parted her lips Ashen and weak She could not speak All the things she once desired -have now been thrown into the Fire.

Bittersweet
Flip a coin See it fly Hold your breath Let Fate decide The coin comes down And slams to the ground Fate has chosen me How can this be My luck has turned I am the happiest Ive been He leans forward His breath is hot on my lips He speaks those three words That I crave to hear He loves me And I him His gentle lips Make sweet contact with my own Beautiful passion Surging back and forth I awake from this dream This heavenly vision My smile is brief As I lay in bed It begins to rain I feel the drops Hot on my face

Bitter Sorrow.
Flaming locks of auburn hair A sheath of bitter black up on his hip. In the sun his sword does glare, As in the wind his hair does whip. Upon the earthen floor he does rest, With her head cradled to his chest. All around her family stands, As the sun glides over the province. Colors pure resting upon the lands, Saved from the darkness’s dominance. But at a price that was far to vast, For her life surely would never last. He gazes out across the plains, Her light fading with the sun rise. He could not help her from their chains, And now he’s left with her demise. Leaning down he whispers softly in her ear, “This is your world, my heart is yours, stay near.” Her eyes slowly open to gaze upon his anxious face, “Why would I go, my love, when I’m safe in this place?”

Bittersweet
Ever have a moment where it was BITTERSWEET? Well I have today and it sucks its more sadness than anything at this moment.. Pair of Jeans that are a size smaller.. i should be happy right.. ya i should but I am not.. i wont get into detail but there are some issues with my mid section.. thats all i will say.. its bittersweet.. i jus sat there and cried.. and i have been bumming since.. wish there was a easier way to end the bittersweet.. Bittersweet Symphony Ringtone - The Verve Music Video CodesCatsBootyStumbleUpon Bot

Bitter Egg
She has no idea, bitterness has fogged her outlook on life. She likes it this way, saves her from herself. Walk past her, try not to breath when you do. She oozes poison, pouring it into the air around her. She likes it this way, saves her from herself. Walk past her, try not to get close when you do. She will take any oppurtunity to fill your heart with her bitterness. She likes it this way, saves her from herself. Walk past her. try not to listen when you do. She burns with anger, lashing at anyone who comes close enough. She likes it this way, saves her from herself. Walk past her, try not to touch when you do. She wonders why noone likes her, sticking her nose up to those who grimace. She likes it this way, saves her from herself. Walk past her, try not to ask her why when you do. She lives for herself, never seeing others for who they are. She likes it this way, saves her from herself. Walk past her, try not to care when you

Bitter Resentment
convictions come out through your eyes pouring out your dark rimmed, empty glasses we try to sit and not talk both waiting until this moment passes fishing for feelings as you drive like a a ghost you say im a wreck, i feel like a car crash in quotes.

A Bitter Star
Stayed up all night because I missed the setting sun Through the haze of tears To find where love began To fade and to falter You know that you Have never needed a hero You sail too high Like a lost angel’s echo Sighing in the wind Last night I saw a bitter star Fall from your eyes Leaving another scar Tracing paths of fate With no promises To chase the pain away Can’t you see all mirrors Play the same twisted games Freezing the little moments To show your soul’s grief Framed for all eyes to see Then the weight comes crushing down Burying your once bright face Deep into biting, hardened ground Humiliation tastes fresh to broken dreams The ingrained grime feels as dirty as it seems Last night I saw a bitter star Fall from your eyes Leaving another scar Tracing paths of fate With no promises To chase the pain away And I can never catch that moment again Last night

Bitter Sweet Harmonies
self indulging on bittersweet harmonies addicted to pleasure but in the face of pain i writhe with no claim of the sensation that never does better it is clear all that i cherish will not perish the strong blood between my lover and i emotion plays its game and bitter sweet harmonies stand next to last but i beg it will happen fast my mind is steadily becoming perplexed

Bitter Sweet Moment
While America celebrate the wining of Our New 44th President Elect Obama. We are saddened by the desicion and high vote agains Gays, In 3 States the pride themsleves to be open minded Like Califonia, Florida and Arizona have voted agains the right of gay to marry and love who they want. In the notion that they gays will make all straight people gay with their presence and their freedom to live happy just like any other american. The decleration of independent have mentioned something about " all are created equal" but i guess this statement applies only to those who are practising heterosexualism. It is giving me no Honor to pride myself as American, and enjoy the fruit that the American is giving me, whil so many are denied the same rights. America have moved on past race in it gives me great Honor in that sense that Now we have our first African American President Come January. I hope America will get together soon to fight this unjustice agains gay men and girls and end this dis

Bitter Sweet Poetry
Bitter Sweet your going to be the death of me I dont want you but I need you I love you and hate you at the very same time. See what I want so much should never hurt this bad. Never did this before that's what the virgin says. We've been generally warned that's what the surgeon says. God talk to me now this is an emergency. And she claim she only with me for the currency. You cut me deep bitch cut me like surgery. And I was to proud to admit that it was hurting me. I'd never do that to you atleast purposely.

Bitterness Without Selfishness!
SO not my writing of course but I love these! This is what I long for someone who can do just this for me! Unfortunately I am looking for the absolute impossible! :( ~*Key to my heart*~ "I had closed upon my heart, and wouldn't let anyone in, I had trusted and loved only to be hurt, but that would never happen again, I had locked the door, and tossed the key as hard and as far as i could, love would never enter there again, my heart was closed for good. Then you came into my life, and made me change my mind, just when i thought that tiny key was impossible to find, That's when you held out your hand, and proved to me i was wrong, inside your palm was the key to my heart, you had it all along." I happen to like this one as well! I have felt this way before but geeez how I feel that I will never ever find this again! ~*All i want is you*~ "I'll tell it rather simply, I'll say it plain and true, a simple thing is all i want, and all i want is you Ther

Bittersweet...
A bittersweet potion like the bittersweet love we share. Killing us softly from inside our hearts. Don't deny your own, you merely lost it a long time ago. I still want to be by your side whatever happens to me to you to us...

Bitter Sweet Auction
Sweetest Friends Auction Open now until Feb 26th. Extra bonus added. MyHotComments Ok get in here and bid on your friends, they have lots of great things they are offering. So lets see what you believe your friends are worth. Which friends of yours are up for auction you ask? Well here they are: Juicy Pink 0828 Twisted Pixie Magicaly Delicious DJ Vesta Goddess of Fire Sweetness Unnhibited One Lost Beautiful Angel

Bitterness
In the desert I came across a man, naked & beastial who, squattin' on the ground held his heart in his hands, and ate of it. I said; "is it good friend?" "Bitter", he replied, "but good, because it is mine, and because it is bitter."

The Bitter Aftertaste
The bitter aftertaste you always wonder why after all this time I am so angry at you. I loved you and you gave me away for what you longed for I could not provide. I was drawn to you like gravity our bodies, souls entwined in some sick twisted love hate relationship. With each moment I see your face, hear your voice I long to blind and deafen myself to ease my inner pain. Instead I reach out and lash at the source, you. So I don't taste bitter aftertaste of how I will never forget you, never stop loving you, stop desiring you next to me, to feel our bodies in a passionate embrace. It breaks my heart each time I see you in their little eyes and so with the bitter aftertaste I lash out at you.

Bittersweet ...
"Everything that starts sweet, ends bitter ... Everything that starts bitter, ends sweet ..." ... And the voices ring out in the breeze, carrying lies upon them. The verbal factors of a thousand broken promises and dissapointments due to human emotional inadequacy and short comings. Like a thousand needles pressing into one's being, constantly stinging, stabbing. Like a woodpecker upon the threshold of a tree. I am that tree. And the woodpecker, is the embodiment of the circumstances of reality. Such is life, I surmise. The confusion of life could be compared to a cigarette. The joys in which bring us some kind of calming factor, the subtle practices of breathing deep as one inhales the smoke is calming, with, or without the cigarette, and yet the cigarette is the very tool used to help master a skill in which would otherwise would be underestimated. A peacefull sensation envelops one's mind at the very moment, in that same moment however, a part of you dies. Yo

Bitter Pill Lyrics
If you are not currently listening to the song as you read these lyrics, click here to bring up windows media player to play it Bitter Pill Words & Music by Rhob Elliott, Todd Johnson ©2007, Awful Racket Music (ASCAP), All Rights Reserved. Reprint by permission only Truth is such a bitter pill Caught up in my throat I can't escape this Even if I had the will Where would I even run to now? Take me to another place Far away from this wasted life, oh Could this pill help me erase All the anger, all the pain left inside? I don't want to feel I have to be someone that noone knows I can tell you I can't be Truth is such a bitter... I can tell you I don't want to be someone that noone knowsI can tell you I can't BE Truth is such a bitter pill... You say trust me and I do (trust me now...) What other choice do I really have? Can I still be me yet youJust how long does your promise last? Guess I'll take this bitter pill Can't be worse than lies and hypocrites Insanity is all it kills S

The Bitter Man
Look at the tracks I have left.Beyond the paper, and the photos,Look now, as you never did when it would have meant more.The things I loved an enjoyed are still there.Some will always be there, but still,I am asking that you look now, and reflect, please.Do you recognize the shoes I wore,And know which coat I preferred?Check the pockets and you’ll see some things I often kept.Look on the walls of each room.It’s like the first time you’ve seen them,So please don’t get lost. Too bad you don’t know this place better.Look all around and visualize.This is your last chance to know me,So that you can talk with other people like we were together.Don’t overlook anything!It’s all there – music and movies,Socks, toothpaste, bread crumbs, and un-fluffed pillows.The couch where I napped,The remote controls, an empty glass,Do you even know what I might have been drinking?Take one last look.You have no choice now,But to admit that all this is tragically

Bittersweet Love
Filled with bliss covered in shit Down and out far and away. liked by chance and fucked by desire Filling the voids that have overtaken me I feel like the middle man in this overrated sanctity Lost and abandoned in this bittersweet abyss I lack the taste or even the function Rather useless now and distraught My mind is all amuck, I'm lost in thoughts about you

Bittersweet Tomorrow...
Tomorrow, I'm going to Kennywood with my best friend Jenniliz. It will be bittersweet, why? Last time I saw Whitney Jo alive, we went to Kennywood and had an amazing time. I'm going to try not to lose it, but I know Jenniliz has my back and she knows that it's going to be kind of difficult for me. I MISS YOU WHITNEY!!!! I Love You!!!! -Bella Scura

Bitter
You Are Bitter You aren't bitter at the world, even though you have a strong personality. Instead, you are sophisticated and cultured. You appreciate acquired tastes. You are very powerful. You have the ability to change a room's energy. While some may find you disagreeable, your points of view are intelligent and interesting. What Taste Are You?

Bitterness Can Make You Laugh
1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? some drunk skank poets wife 2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? Sunday, i squeezed a little tear 3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Who hand writes things anymore? What is this the Dark Ages? Sheesh 4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Cat 5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? some days they're kids, some days they're demon spawn. But I guess technically that would still make them kids, so long story short....yes 6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Interesting, my 1st and 2nd personality get along GREAT, it's the 3rd one we have trouble with 7. DO YOU USE SARCASM? NEVER 8. INNIE or OUTIE? bellybuttons are gross. the end. 9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? nah that's cool 10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? I dont really think about cereal in that way 11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? I very rarely wear shoes with laces 13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? coffee 14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING

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Bitter
Mother, Mother Can You Hear Me, I Keep Trying Just To Find Me All I Know Now, All You Show Me, Endless Questions, Hopeless Ending This Bitter Pill Is Pushing Me Away And Now I Feel Like There's Nothing Left To Say And I Pretend To Look The Other Way But In The End Will I Be Okay Father, Father Will You Be There As I Cry Out Silent Again, Turning Colder, Frozen Deeper, Numb To This Dream Sleeping Within Before I Face Another Day, Won't You Let Me Stay Asleep, Lost Among The Dreams That Always Comfort Me And Before I Find My Feet, Won't You Show Me What I Need, What I Need To Walk Again

Bittersweet Times...
Where does a Mother’s love gowhen she is no longer there to give it?Where does her warmth and kindness end up when she leaves the ground to soar through the clouds on arendezvous with God?What happens to her strength her passion,her elegance, her grace when her body isplanted in the ground like a marigold in thespring?What becomes of those she left behind weak andstill in need of nurturing when she can nolonger be there to nurture them?Shattered pieces of them go with her.Hearts shrivel and dry from unrequited emotion.Where does a Mother’s love go when she can nolonger be there to give it?Perhaps she’ll tell me when I see her on theother side.

Bittersweet Memories
Verse 1: You turn me off at the push of a button and you pretend that I don't mean nothing I'm not gonna say that's easy to tell but guess what honey, it ain't no angel You like to scream these words as a weapon well, go ahead, take your best shot man I wanna leave you, it's easy to see but guess what honey, it's not that easy We get so complicated? ( Complicated!! ) This finger's for our memories... Chorus: So rid my pictures from your wall, tear them down and burn them all, light the fire and walk away, there's nothing left to say..so Take the ashes from the floor, bury them to just make sure, and nothing more is left of me just bittersweet memories Memories... Verse 2: I wanna run and escape from your prison but when I leave I feel something is missing I'm not afraid, that's easy to tell this can't be heaven, it feels like I'm in hell You're like a drug that I can't stop taking I want more and I can't stop craving I still want you, it's easy to

Bittersweet Symphony
Cause it's a bittersweet symphony, this life Try to make ends meet You're a slave to money then you die I'll take you down the only road I've ever been down You know the one that takes you to the places where all the veins meet yeah, No change, I can change I can change, I can change But I'm here in my mold I am here in my mold But I'm a million different people from one day to the next I can't change my mold No, no, no, no, no Well I never pray But tonight I'm on my knees yeah I need to hear some sounds that recognize the pain in me, yeah I let the melody shine, let it cleanse my mind, I feel free now But the airways are clean and there's nobody singing to me now No change, I can change I can change, I can change But I'm here in my mold I am here in my mold And I'm a million different people from one day to the next I can't change my mold No, no, no, no, no I can't change I can't change 'Cause it's a bittersweet symphony, this life Try to make ends meet Try to find some money t

Bitter End
My heart is darkend from the past,Im very careful about who I let in my future,who I let into my heart. I'm pretty sure I know what love is ....and that in sum small but very big moments in my life I've felt LOVE.I pictured my life so different.So many different roads i could of taken and all the choices I've made play in my head day in and day out.The fact that each time,each moment I had love sumhow slipped right throuht my fingers.All the tears in the world would never bring it back.So I never cried in frount of you...and i changed.I slowely let go and became this cold,lifeless,uncareing,a sence of worthlessness,un sure,and questioning everything person! I have to question peoples movites,feeling,actions,and words.But not any more ..... the me I once knew ..has come back to Fall in love ,to have romance,to hear the words of people and not question. Im at the age now i need to accept the truth of things..i will not be alone ! I will not end up alone and bitter at the evilness of the

Bitter
anger is my own best friend.. embraced by hate.. consumed by my own rage.. I burn.. slowly building agony.. the pain is the only emotion i feel.. use to bleed to feel alive.. now only numbness left. nothing left to fill this void inside.. the endless sleep.. wishing you would just die.. maybe it would justify this reason i cry.. heartless is the one who claimed to love.. guess it should be of no surprise you were nothing but lies.. my anger will burry me alive.. but at least i'll survive.. burying the memory of you deep inside.. bitter sconred angry alone heartbroken cold ashamed of what i've become...

Bitter Blood
Hands clamped, pray for what will never come-destruction fills our world-ending of what has been and will be-desolate minds crumble now, everything is gone yet it lies in front of us-eaten away to be apart of what cannot see, broken bones scream out from the shattered facilities that line the isolated streets that we were born unto. Scattered bones lay waste in what was once the place of worship, terrorized in the mind by the sleaze that oozes behind the government walls-corrupting the weak while controlling the strong-nothing will ever make sense anymore, fused together with the parts you despise-created for the total, died for the whole, deceitful truthsayers roam our now dead streets, pumping the anger fuelled hatred into us, staring into the barrel of the gun as it fires, tears sustain the life forces of the weary feeding on the empty hearts of those that lay in the streets dead. Sacrifice your brains for the TV, the thing that controls and distorts what is outside, c

$bittersweet$
A step away from the abyss, How could I know the end was this?Happiness in face of pain, Mad slowly becoming sane. Of all the blackest nightsAnd possible strong frights;I can still find a blissIn a moment like this.A step away from the abyss,I didn’t know the end was this. Heaven in the midst of Hell.The ocean trapped within a shell. Locked in your strong armsKept from all my harmsBut still I am not saved, My soul’s been fire paved. An end so keenly sweet, At last, bowing defeat. A step away from the abyss,I am so glad the end was this.

Bitter
Edit Bitter by Brooke Peterson on Friday, August 26, 2011 at 11:50pm · Jaded and used ANd on the inside im dying Each second that goes by each breath i take every breath is bitter, choking apon the pain Every pain is stronger each breath but yet the pain grows weaker, pain is what i know what i feel and what is real love is, Its nothing But far away, shattered pieces and broken dreamz Life is the reality only one can dream For the bitter truth and cold reality How many would stand if they knew life was like All i can say is bring the bitter warmth and shallow coldness of truth With the pain we take each breath Every breath we breath a new life Contradicting I know for you all but in my mind never will be

Bitter Sweet Love On Fubar Is Gonna Be The Name Of My Book
This is gonna be from start to finnish, I have found a blogging site to practice before the book can be done and still waiting on Fubars approval to use there name, but here is a link to the blogging site where everything I mean everything will be told of my horrific life but it's to show we all have a story some of us way worse and some way better but here is my real life story, will be adding as much as I can daily to the blogging site and if I have time I can add her also, miss you all so much and got so much good news for a change to tell you, i will be working as a psw worker personal supprt worker like a counsler but registered ok love ya all and here is the link. http://bittersweetloveonfubar.blogspot.ca/ copy and paste in your browser and plz let me know what you think, I need your feedback to get my story out there and my goal is just to help one person and if I do that then I have acomplished what I set out to do.

Bittersweet Season Some Shi
MADRID, Spain -- Barcelona provided manager Pep Guardiola with the perfect send-off by thrashing Athletic Bilbao 3-0 in the Copa del Rey final on Friday, earning the clubs most successful coach a 14th trophy. Pedro Rodriguez scored either side of Lionel Messis 73rd goal of the season as the Catalan club demonstrated the virtues -- quick-touch passing, intricate combinations and clinical finishing -- that marked Guardiolas four seasons at the helm. Barcelonas record 26th domestic cup gave the bittersweet season some shine, partially making up for its failure to repeat as Champions League and Spanish league winners. "We had a very good year, we won four titles and winning this cup gives them better value," Guardiola said. "Im happy to close out the season this way." Athletics chase for its first silverware since 1984 again faltered as the young Basque team showed little improvement from the side beaten 3-0 by Atletico Madrid in the Europa League final this month, leaving its

Bitter Sweet
I wrote this when I was in a bad place..life is a constant battle..not only for me but for everyone in general...everyone has their own struggles..ones they battle alone that the world never gets to see...thankfully I am not in that place anymore...I do in-deed treasure my life and look forward to all of its gifts everyday...I try not to take advanatage of a single moment...we only get one shot and I want to make mine count... Bitter Sweet Staring at the empty room that surrounds me, in a daze as I run my fingers across the rim of my drinking glass. I swallow hard, although I do not fear what comes next. Death is the best ending I could hope for. It’s peaceful, no more heartache, pain or disappointment; just rest. They say that your life flashes before your eyes right before you take your last breath; it must be true. For, I see it all. Everyone walks by me as if I do not exist. Like a lone piece of trash just blowing in the wind, making its way through the crowd, dying for

Bitulf; An Utlagr Tale
Okay, this is a blatent tease, a work in progress. But, I am a bastard that way. Bitulf: An Utlagr Tale by Mitch Otinn Chapter 1 Under a Dark Cloud The late autumn storm clouds sucked the last of the starlight from the night of the new moon. Nottulf and Steggi could barely make each other out in the musky blackness, though only feet away from each other. It was not a night either would have chosen for such a hunt, but the dawn would bring the time of the dead, when Wodanaz mounted his eight-legged steed and scoured the land in a Wild Hunt, gathering the souls of the years dead. They had to make sure the varg was dead before the dawn, otherwise it would bode ill for the Chatte tribes along the river. Normally, the ulfr, the wolves of the land, were no threat to the people. Indeed, often they were used to aid in the hunt. But, then there were the varg: man eaters, having lost all fear or kinship with man. These were a force to be fear

A Bit Upset With This!!
Soooo how many of you Artist out there drink and smoke while you are giving a tattoo or when you get a tattoo??? Just curious.....Im a bit upset. I was at a friends for dinner last night, we tuned onto LA Ink!! So hangin out and watching with them....I became extremely upset. To see an AMAZING artist as Kat disrespect and contaminate, a supposed sterile area! But I guess with the fame you are able to do these things!! But now as a Tattoo Artist, I will have to answer to my clients why I will not allow them to drink alcohol or smoke in my studio!! I am totally PISSED off! We follow state health regulations to the bone!! Nicotine sticks to everything....hmmm wonder why the walls in a house of smokers turn yellow, then try to clean them!! Dont get me wrong now...Im a smoker, but I will take it out of the studio! GRRRRRR!! Used to be that the most famous question presented was "does it hurt", all tho still in the top 5 questions asked, now the most popular is "do you watch Miami Ink?" And

Biểu Hiện Và Mối Nguy Hại Của Bệnh Trĩ Nội
Bệnh trĩ bao gồm ba loại chính: trĩ nội, trĩ ngoại, trĩ hỗn hợp. Trĩ nội là loại bệnh trĩ thường gặp nhất. Trong giai đoạn đầu của bệnh trĩ nội, thông thường bệnh không có biểu hiện rõ ràng, hiện nay Y học Phúc Nguyên chuyên chữa bệnh trĩ nội, trĩ ngoại bằng các bài thuốc gia truyền. Sau đây chúng tôi xin nêu ra những biểu hiện và những mối nguy hại do bệnh trĩ nội gây ra. I- Biểu hiện của bệnh trĩ nội 1. Đại tiện ra máu: đại tiện ra máu là biểu hiện chung của bệnh trĩ, song không phải lúc nào đi đại tiện cũng ra máu, thường khi bị

Bi? Who Knew!?!?
You are 64% Bisexual You are bisexual. For you, sex is about having fun and the sex of your partner is of no consequence to you. You probably have a little bit of a preference either way, but you don’t let that slow you down. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com Of course I'm bi ;)

Bi Women Come See Me At Http://www.biwomenonly.com
Ok ladies! I created a web site that is and will always remain completely free. I know it sounds hard to believe and all but it really is free. See I am really sick and tired of going to these bi sites to meet women and have a cute girl contact me and low and behold I can't email her back bacuse I need to pay 20 bucks a month. BULLSHIT! You add up all the sites you are paying a small forture to talk to maybe one girl. And even then she might be fake! If you are feeling the same way I am then come join us at http://www.biwomenonly.com Now you have to tell your friends about it and be patient with us being its so new there are only a few members! I am working on a chat program where you can web cam or chat with the ladies on the site within the site completely free! Completely safe! NO MEN ARE ALLOWED ON THIS SITE! This is for us you have an area to talk about your male partners but we ask they do not post. I will catch single guys on this site! And you will get

Bi Women,bitvs And Men, Come Play 4 Real & Free
I am NOT a hooker or a bot.i AM A REAL WOMAN THAT ACTUALLY MEETS & HAS SEX STRICKLY 4 FUN. I just love cum(f,5'3", 130 LBS,36 yrs) 1 on 1 "QUICKIE" AS IN, COME OVER, fuck, cum and go. I am not looking to chit chat or hang out. NEVER CALL BEFORE 12:30pm OR AFTER 12:30am Noon-2:30pm or 9:30pm-1am

Bi Woman
Attention Ladies!!!! or even men ..... I'm sure there are alot of woman out in this world that say they are bi sexual after kissing a girl once. Guess what that does not make you bi sexual. You are just a little curious. Until u have pussy juice running down your chin and wanting more and more you are not bi sexual. So remember if you like to kiss a girl when your drunk and out danceing you are not bi sexual sorry but it's only the truth.

Bizarre Written Driving Exam Answers
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation' s driving school. Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can't see my license plate. Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four- way stop at the same time? A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? A: Your car. Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute. Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow tr

Bizarre Questions...and Answers
1. If you were to be stranded on a planet inhabited by giant lobster-like beings, and could only bring one type of fruit, what type would you bring? Fuck the fruit...I'd bring a GIANT fucking pot for boiling and a hell of a lot of butter... 2. What kind of insect would you prefer to eat with your breakfast cereal? LOL...apparently, you haven't been watching those investigative shows...there's already an assload of insect parts in the cereal. And don't make me tell you what I read about salsa at mexican restaurants.... 3. When angels dance on the head of a pin, what kind of dance do they perform? Negro, Puh-lease! The merengue of course. 4. What would you wear to an exhibition of invisible man-eating zombie llamas? Everybody knows you wear a zombie llama costume to such an event. Idiot!! 5. If a tree falls in the forest and claps one hand, what colour is the sound that is produced? Has somebody been tripping on acid recently?? 6. How many egg

Bizarre Death
At the 1994 annual awards dinner given for Forensic Science, AAFS, President Dr. Don Harper Mills astounded his audience with the legal complications of a bizarre death. Here is the story: On March 23,1994 the medical examiner viewed the body of Ronald Opus and concluded that he died from a shotgun wound to the head. Mr. Opus had jumped from the top of a ten story building intending to commit suicide. He left a note to that effect, indicating his despondency. As he fell past the ninth floor his life was interrupted by a shotgun blast passing through a window which killed him instantly. Neither the shooter nor the descender was aware that a safety net had been installed just below at the eighth floor level to protect some building workers and that Ronald Opus would not have been able to complete his suicide the way he had planned. "Ordinarily," Dr. Mills continued, "a person who sets out to commit suicide and ultimately succeeds, even though the mechanism might not be what he i

Bizarre Behavior
I have a friend that I met through CT back last Fall who not only connected up with me through CT, but also MS and a few other avenues. He flooded me with attention from October through December and then suddenly it stopped. When I talked with other friends through CT and other places, they all seemed to think that he had found someone else to put all of his attention towards, which could have been, but he never just came out and said anything, although the point of contacts were getting further and further apart. Yesterday, while at work I discovered that he was gone from my family list on CT. Double checking MS, he was gone from my top 24 as well. After going to his CT page, he has not only eliminated me from his family list, but everyone. He has done the same thing on MS. He also has had a business website of his own and it is totally gone. To me, that is a sign of tidying things up before something more bizarre happens. When my husband had died from his heart attack,

Bizarre Sex Laws (what Number You Like?)
Bizarre Sex Laws 1. Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: "After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh." 2. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. 3. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. 4. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. 5. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. 6. There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressl

Bizarre Facts
I like #'s 6 and 12. Bizarre Facts 1. China has close to 25% of the world's population. 2. Christmas became a national holiday in the US in 1890. 3. Cows sweat through their noses. 4. Deer sleep only 5 minutes a day. 5. Despite a population of well over one billion people, there are only an estimated 250 million televisions in use in China. 6. Dogs can't decipher size. That's why little dogs are mean. 7. Cleveland law forbids you to operate a motor vehicle while sitting in another person's lap. 8. Dave Matthews relocated to the United States to avoid service in the South African Military. 9. Don't even think about having sex while in a moving ambulance in Tremonton, Utah as it is extremely illegal. Of course, a stationary ambulance is another story. 10. Dentists have recommended that toothbrushes be kept at least six feet from toilets to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush. 11. Dolphins can look in different directions with eac

Bizarre Laws
25. It is illegal for a cab in the City of London to carry rabid dogs or corpses. 24. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament. 23. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside down. 22. In France, it is forbidden to call a pig Napoleon. 21. Under the UK’s Tax Avoidance Schemes Regulations 2006, it is illegal not to tell the taxman anything you don’t want him to know, though you don’t have to tell him anything you don’t mind him knowing. 21. Under the UK’s Tax Avoidance Schemes Regulations 2006, it is illegal not to tell the taxman anything you don’t want him to know, though you don’t have to tell him anything you don’t mind him knowing. 20. In Alabama, it is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while driving a vehicle. 19. In Ohio, it is against state law to get a fish drunk. 18. Royal Navy ships that enter the Port of London must provide a barrel of rum to the Constable of the Tower of London. 17. In the UK,

Bizarre Dream
Okay, This Is A Dream: (By the way, The parentheses just give extra detail so I don't have run on sentences) I was coming back from some big arena thing where me and this dude I know were trying out a trial of toothpaste (complete with brushes and toothpaste. mine had dried toothpaste on it so i switched with the empty seat next to me) and I saw a lot of people there I havent seen in a long time including some preppy bitches. lol. anyway..... After we turned in our toothbrushes (eww) We run into these two nerds outside (one ive known in real life. hahaha) the auditorium doors and they gave us thin, white, triangle shaped mints. (yes, my dreams are wierd) We started short meaningless conversation and then parted ways and then i whispered to the dude as we were walking away to be careful because nerds have super sensitive hearing. and we looked back and the nerds began following us. we escaped the building. Everyone was heading to this 'prehistoric' version of Adventure Is

Bizarre Amphibians Found Living On The Edge
Bizarre Amphibians Found Living on the Edge Jeanna Bryner LiveScience Staff Writer LiveScience.comTue Jan 22, 10:00 AM ET Blind salamanders, legless amphibians with tentacles on their heads and ghost frogs whose favorite haunt is a human burial ground are just a few of the world's weirdest and most endangered creatures. The Zoological Society of London announced this week these are among the 10 most unusual and threatened amphibian species, as part of the EDGE Amphibians conservation and fundraising initiative. Amphibians that made the list are deemed by the society to be the most evolutionarily distinct and globally endangered, aka EDGE species. They have few close relatives in the tree of life and are genetically unique, along with being on the verge of extinction. "These animals may not be cute and cuddly, but hopefully their weird looks and bizarre behaviors will inspire people to support their conservation," said Helen Meredith, EDGE Amphibians conservationist in Eng

Bizarre Foods...
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Bizarre Fish Poisoning (intreresting Read)
By JoNel Aleccia Health writer msnbc.com updated 7:30 a.m. CT, Thurs., Feb. 26, 2009 The fish was delicious, no doubt about it. Perfectly seasoned and cooked just right, the broiled grouper on the Texas menu last summer tempted Donna Schroeder to eat every bite. The only problem? It was poisoned, tainted with a hard-to-detect toxin that produces symptoms so bizarre, they put peanut-linked salmonella infections to shame. Story continues below ↓advertisement | your ad here “It’s horrible, I’m telling you,” said Schroeder, 65, a retired Beaumont, Texas, realtor, who is only now recovering from the worst symptoms of ciguatera fish poisoning, an exotic foodborne illness that health officials say may be dramatically under-recognized in the United States. The malady afflicts at least 50,000 people a year worldwide — and the real number may be 100 times that many. While ciguatera fish poisoning is largely unknown in most of the U.S., several recent cases have attrac

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Bizarro World
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25 Bizarre Examples That Show That The U.s. Government Is Absolutely Brimming With Idiots, Incompetents And Incredibly Corrupt Politicians (repost)
If our founding fathers could see us today, what would they think? Unfortunately, they would probably come to the exact same conclusion that so many of us have come to - the U.S. government is absolutely brimming with idiots, incompetents and incredibly corrupt politicians. Today it is very rare to come across a politician that still has any integrity left. Washington D.C. has become such a cesspool that it seems to corrupt even most of the politicians that originally go there with good intentions. We have created the most complicated government in the history of the world and we have hundreds of thousands of pages of laws, and yet nothing seems to work right. Our economy is dying, our relationships with the rest of the world are a mess and we have accumulated the largest debt in the history of mankind. Meanwhile, our politicians openly hand out our money to their friends and to those that have donated money to their campaigns and they waste our money on some of th

Bizkit09's Story
I think it's quite nice that you're supporting those who've lost a child/infant/fetus... We've been through two. The second one was hardest on us because it came between our two girls. Once you have a child, you truly know what you've lost. That's not to say that the first one had no effect. With 1 in 5 pregnancies ending before hearing the heartbeat, we knew the odds weren't good. But, we also knew of 4 close friends who were pregnant, who had trouble GETTING pregnant and we felt this was our sacrifice for those friends. written and permission granted by: bizkit09 id#

Biz Markie-vapors
This song relates a lot to me. In the past, yeah people rejected me, thought nothing of me, and left me for dead, so what? But just like him, I will get success. In every trial, you will triumph over the people who rejected you, and now I have a beautiful woman in my life who accepts me for who I am. I love you Fayth! Remember, be true to yourself and don't change for anyone. Be who you are! Don't worry about what people think of you, shake the haters off! Can you feel itNothin� can save yaFor this is the seaon of catchin� the vporsAnd since I got time, what I�m gonna doIs tell ya how to spread it throughout my crewWel you all know tj swan who sang on my recordsMade the music, "nobody beats the biz"Well, check itBack in the days before this beganHe usually tried to talk to this girl name franThe type of female with fly gucci wearWith big trunk jewelry and extensions in her hairWhen swan tried to kick it, she always fessedTalkin� about "nigger, pleas

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Bizzarre Dream (march 3,2007)
Well, I had another weird dream this morning. I dreamed about babies being born with misshapen heads. What the *bleep*? Out of all the things to dream about why do I get stuck with bizarre *bleep* dreams about babies with misshapen heads or birth defects? In the dream I think I was talking to one of the parents and saying that when they get old enough I guess they could try to repair their skulls. The parent seemed resistant. I was saying they would have to probably wait until the head stopped growing before they could repair the damage. On second thought, they could probably do surgeries long before then. Then again, I was dreaming so I was not exactly operating on all cylinders. Know what I am saying? I may have dreamed about some other stuff but those dreams are too fuzzy in my memory to blog about. Anyway, I am stuck wondering why in the he double hockey sticks am I dreaming about babies with misshapen heads when I could be dreaming about hot babes instead? I was on another blog o

Bizzare!!!
I really don't even know when easter is. It might be fun to put weird things in eggs and have people look for them though. Maybe things like condoms, poprocks, flowers, maggots, insense, candles, hearts of small children, lighters, rocks, shot glasses, or whatefer random things you find along the roadsisde or something. I don't really know where I'm going with this. MInnie bottles would be cool, or you could put words and numbers on them in them, and you would have to do a skit based on the words, and drink according to the numbers, and the best skit would win a prize ? Ok, this was really just another picture bulliton, and I decieded to write something weird.

Bizzare Things...
I think I have a friend that doesn't exist on fridays... It's called a phone... you should answer it sometime. :) In Other News.... I felt something walk through me the other day... It was just plain creepy, it was cold and made me go all goose pimply and I felt really fuzzy after.... No one can think of a title for my vampire novel... HELP... All suggestions not too stupid will be considered... I'm thinking about calling it With Teeth... what can I say I like Nine inch nails. Also I ripped my contact lenses trying to put them on the otherday... in other words... I'm completely fucking BLIND at the moment... YAY horray for not being able to see

Bizzare Driving Laws...
Alabama It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street as long as a lantern is attached to the front of your car. Driving barefoot is illegal. Alaska It is illegal to tie a dog to the roof of your car. Arkansas It is illegal for a person to blare the horn on a vehicle at any place where cold drinks or sandwiches are served after 9 p.m. California Any woman dressed in a housecoat is prohibited from driving a car. It is illegal in San Francisco to buff or dry your car with used underwear. No unoccupied vehicle may exceed 60 miles per hour. Florida If an elephant is tied to a parking meter, the owner or attendant must deposit money in the meter. Georgia State Assembly members are immune from being ticketed for speeding while the State Assembly is in session. In Marietta, Georgia it is illegal to spit from a moving car or bus, but is okay from a moving truck. Illinois In Evanston, Illinois i

Bizzness
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~ Bizzare Love Triangle ~
~ Bizzare Love Triangle ~ Every time i think of you I feel shot right through with a bolt of blue It's no problem of mine but it's a problem I find Living a life that I can't leave behind There's no sense in telling me The wisdom of a fool won't set you free But that's the way that it goes And it's what nobody knows While every day my confusion grows Every time I see you falling I get down on my knees and pray I'm waiting for that final moment You'll say the words that I can't say I feel fine and I feel good I'm feeling like I never should Whenever I get this way, I just don't know what to say Why can't we be ourselves like we were yesterday I'm not sure what this could mean I don't think you're what you seem I do admit to myself That if I hurt someone else Then I'll never see just what we're meant to be Every time I see you falling I get down on my knees and pray I'm waiting for that final moment You'll say the words that I can't say Peace.

Bizz Or Buzz Game
This game starts with everyone sitting in a circle. You start with one player and go clockwise. Any number that ends in 7 or 1 you say bizz. First player says bizz, next to them says two, three, four, five, six, bizz, eight nine then, bizz, twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen bizz.... You keep going until someone makes a mistake, then you start over again. The person who makes a mistake and says a number instead of biz, moves to the back of the line. This also works as a drinking game, exchanging bizz for buzz. If a person messes up saying the number (ending in 7 or 1) instead of buzz, they have to take a drink.

Bj
blow job ettiquet 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule # 1... So, if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn you watched, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Exrension to rule # 3... No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are not handles. 6. Extension to rule # 5... Do not push on the top of my head, Do you really want puke on your dick? 7. I don't care how relaxed you get, it is NEVER ok to fart. 8. Having my period doesn't mean it's "Hummer Week", get it through your head, - I'm bloated and I feel like shit , so no, I don't feel obligated to blow you just because WE can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to rule # 8... "BLUE BALLS" might work on high school girls--if you're that desperate, go jack off and leave me alone with my midol. 10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've just ruined it for you. 11. Leaving me in bed whi

Bj Birthday
Its her birthday and she needs major spanks...don't worry she likes them..LOL...BJ luvs ya sis...this would be the best gift...but yeah... Enjoy Your Day!! ~*BJ*~ * §ø¢¡etÿ øf Tøß¢ø®e's Sweetest *@ fubar

Bj Etiquette~ Nsfw
Blowjob Etiquette (by a female) 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's 'hummer week' - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to #8 - 'Blue Balls' might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol. 10. If I have to pause to remove a pubi

Bj Guide: Fwd From Holly
A blowjob guide from Holly How to give a good blow job ;) Current mood: horny Category: Romance and Relationships One of the most honoring and sexy ways a man can be pleasured is when a woman adores his dick. A cock represents about 80% of the male ego, so if you want to make a man smile from his soul, you need to completely and thoroughly ADORE his cock. Worship his dick as if it's a fucking god! One of the BEST ways to do this is to suck it for him at any given time. When I say suck his cock, I don't mean just lightly lick it. I mean take the dick in your hand, devour it, lick it hard, suck it hard and feel it down the penis with the back of your throat. First of all, men will know if you like doing this or not, just by how you go about it. If you don't like it, he will know because the enthusiasm is not there. Be passionate about giving head, and he'll be more likely to reciprocate. Go at it with gusto and it will turn him on so incredibly that he will tell you "I just ha

B.j. Joke
There were these three guys named Rick, Bob and Tom, who were really good friends. One day they went out after just getting paid, having a few drinks together, as usual, when Rick says to the boys "Hey man, lets do something different for a change. I'm getting horny and I heard about this place down the road. Let's check it out." So the 3 men agreed and jumped in Rick's pick-up. When they got there, they noticed there was a sign on the door that said 'Blow Jobs for $5, $10, & $15'. So Bob not having to much extra cash to spend said "I'll go first for 5 dollars to see if it's worth it." He goes up to the door and knocks, pulls out his 5 dollar bill and then enters the building. He was gone about 10 minutes when he comes back out of the door with a big 'ol grin on his face. Seeing this Tom says, "Damn man, how was it?" Bob said "That was the best damn blow job I ever had! I'll never forget it!." So Tom said "Well, if it was that good, I'ma pay ten dollars!" He goes u

B...job Application
CUT AND PASTE AND REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN......... 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Boob size, if a girl?? 4. Favorite position ? 5. Do you think I'm hot? 6. Would you have sex with me? 7. lights on or off? 8. Would you have to be drunk? 9. Would you take a shower with me? 10. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 11. Would you leave after or stay the night? 12. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 13. Condom or skin? 14. Do you give Oral pleasures 15. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 16. Have sex on the first date? 17. Would you kiss me during sex? 18. Do you think I would be good in bed? 19. Threesome? 20. Would you make me scream your name? 21. How many times would you like to cum? 22. Would you use me as a booty call? 23. Can I use you as a booty call? 24. Do you like foreplay? 25. What is foreplay to you? 26. Can we take pictures of the act? 27. Woul

Bjork-big Time Sensuality
I can sense it Something important Is about to happen It's coming up. It takes courage to enjoy it The hardcore and the gentle Big time sensuality. We just met And I know I'm a bit too intimate But something huge is coming up And we're both included. It takes courage to enjoy it The hardcore and the gentle Big time sensuality. I don't know my future after this weekend And I don't want to. It takes courage to enjoy it The hardcore and the gentle Big time sensuality Sensuality --------------------------------

Bjork-play Dead
darling stop confusing me with your wishful thinking hopeful enbraces don't you understand? i have to go through this i belong to here where no-one cares and no-one loves no light no air to live in a place called hate the city of fear i play dead it stops the hurting i play dead and hurting stops it's sometimes just like sleeping curling up inside my private tortures i nestle into pain hug suffering caress every ache i play dead it stops the hurting -----------------------------

Bj Revenge....even As A Guy Its Funny
A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. She starts talking about this really great new drink. After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following items on the bar: A salt shaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice. First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice. So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue. salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys..very pleasant, holding it in his mouth. He thinks...this is OK. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it. In one second the sharp lime taste hits. At two seconds the Baileys curdles. At three seconds the salty, curdled taste and mucous-like consistency hits. At four seconds it feels as if he has a mouth full of nasty snot. This triggers his gag reflex, but being manly, and not wanting to disa

Bj Rules
The Rules of a Blow Job for Girls and Guys!!! WHAT A GIRL HAS TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule ..1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule ..3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule ..5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to ..8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone wit

Bj's
BLOWJOB ETIQUETTE FOR MEN - kindly written by a woman 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does Not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol. 10. If I have to pause to