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Boasted
One of my neighbors boasted how they owned all these lot's only to find it is lot's 1, 2, 3, and 4. The lot next to me isn't owned by a church but a person. Imagine that and how deep it is. All the neighbors are very quiet except for the one that boasted. Lier always lie. They never change. Booze always loosens the tongue to boast. Glory to God N

Boat
Boat owners, river go’ers, sailors and anyone who has anything to do with the water, this design is for you. Yeah everyone’s heard the expression; some people have unfortunately lived it. A boat is just a hole in the water to throw money in, so why not “BREAK OUT ANOTHER THOUSAND”. In our latest design we combine those words with a blue watery splash background. The design look really cool on any style tee, but we’ve selected a few of the best and placed them for sale on our online store. DeXine Graphic Concepts Head over there, check this design (featured on an ash grey men’s tee) and all our other designs. A big plus is you won’t need to break out another grand to wear one of these stylish humor shirts.

Boats
Boats We talk about change: moving forward, falling back into all the old habits, patterns, cycles of destruction and self-destruction. Every change I make someone, me, has made before. Our days are filled with decisions that a day can reverse. Mostly, we are unaware of the process. We will never be able to claim to have perfected the art of thinking before we act. These days, my decisions are increasingly conscious, and I relish every thought-out action – they are the anchor keeping my boat from drifting out to sea, into the darkness I can’t control, with no captain at the helm. Wisdom lurks in unlikely places. I grasp at every scrap I can reach. I stare into the blackest ocean depths, watch waves capsize so many vessels. I know the ocean is wild, fierce, an untamable beast at the mercy of the moon, but I take comfort in the anchor, and in me, finally the captain, finally at the ship’s helm. Still, I ca

Boat's Passing In The Night!!
You pass me by. You ask me to forget. You tell me to turn to stone. You pass me by. As if we never knew each other. As if I could tell my heart to still. You pass me by. As if we were boats in the night. As if this world was our lover. You pass me by. You ask me to die. You ask me to lie. You pass me by. As if you could stop my heart. As if this pain would not remain. You pass me by. As if our lives had never crossed. As if our friendship had died. You pass me by. How could I forget one like you. How could I stop my heart. You pass me by. As if we were boats in the night. As if I could stop missing you. AND NO ERIK THIS WAS NOT MEANT FOR YOU.

The Boat Trip
The boat trip Two months had past since our last fishing trip as a threesome with Gary. Since that time things had gone along back to normal. Once back on land everybody resumed their normal roles, Kathy being the great little housewife, Gary the best friend and me just enjoying their company. Gary and I continued to fish nearly every weekend and though he and Kathy may have joked and seemed more relaxed around each other, there was no indication that they were fooling around when I wasn't around or that they were going to "run off together", it had been a one time incident and ashore they were back to their platonic "he's your friend, she's your wife" state. We had a long weekend coming up with a Monday holiday so Gary and I planned another trip back to the middle grounds with the full intent of actually doing some real fishing this time. Yeah right! Kathy decided that she wanted to go again. I ask her if she intended a repeat of the last trip. She said she didn't have it planned, she

A Boat-load Of Sensitive Bullshit
A Boat-load of Sensitive Bullshit wincing and fickle, twisted in a pool a cheque-book whirl of complicated dice your sons your daughters stealing cigarettes the girl is naked but your blood is clean napoleon bonaparte napoleon bonaparte you will not see him in a girlie magazine so send your equations to a friend you must admit it's a rip-off your jokes and membranes vomited for fun beleaguered company of jacks-of-all-trades poisoned rabbits french letters all sorts of junk better to turn the lights out go to bed forget the tattered memories the starving hopes and in the morning fetch your post and settle down to toast and tea

Boats?
What causes euqality? — Monday, May 07, 2007 That's the question of the day. It's one I don't really know how to answere. Sorry if you wree expecting one. lol. I've seen various circumstances that seem to cause discrimination, and predjudice, and other unfairnesses, but I really don't know what causes fairness, or equality, or things of that sort. Can the mere elimination of the things that cause the opposite, cause fairness? I think it must take something more than that. What caused fairness in my life? hmmm... rules sometimes I suppose. However they also caused some unfairness too. I guesse I was treated pretty fairly by my family growing up, maybe that influenced my belief in fairness. But people can be treated good, and even fair growing up, and still not believe in equality, and fairness. It seems important to note, that everyone has a different idea of what is fair, and what is equal though. Some people are ok with things as long as it's " fair to them ".

Boat Owners!
There was two twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of an old dilapitadet boat, It just happened that John's wife died the same day Joe's boat sank. A few days later a kindly old woman saw Joe, and mistaking him for John, said, I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must feel terrible. Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat, said "fact is, I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten, old thing from the begining. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like an old dead fish. She was always losing her water she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big whole in the front, Too. Every time I used her, The hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools all tried to get in her at once and she split right up the middle".. The Old Woman fainted! Now thats Funny!

The Boat Ride
The sun shone brightly on the water as she makes her way down the long pier...Having no clue other than the pictures she'd seen and committed to memory, and the knowledge that he'd be here, getting ready to leave...she tries to look nonchalantly at the face of each man she sees getting ready to cast off alone, not daring to make direct eye contact...the brightly colored boats bob gently on the water, the sound of the waves splashing against the sides...she began to understand what the allure of the water meant to him, why he needed it so often in his head.... Down near the end of the docks, she sees a familiar figure, silhouetted against the morning sky, pulling bags off the walkway, and onto the seat...she tries not to quicken her step as she comes closer and recognizes him, despite the urge to run and leap into his arms...she adjusts her sunglasses and lowers the brim of her hat, hiding her face...as she approaches him, she gives a quiet "Ahem" to alert him to the fact that he

Boating Trouble/accident..
well... we had a great camping/boating tril, however all things didnt go well... sunday afternoon, my buddy was backing my boat up to anchor and said he felt a slide vibe in the prop, we figured he just got the prop in the sand and didnt worry too much about it, well just to becareful we felt the blades on the prop for bends etc, everything felt ok. so we just figured we were right about the sand, however, monday afternoon was the first time we fired it back up and when i was leaving the island we camped on i noticed the vibe was there, and grew worse with more throttle. well, when i went to back up to get ready to put the boat on the trailer things got really bad... there was crap banging and sounded like all heck breakin loose... finally was able to get on the trailer, and when we pulled out and got stopped, there was an old tie down strap wrapped around the prop, complete with metal look and metal bracket.. from the looks of it, it had been in the water for a couple months,.. so nee

Boats
Depending on your experience with them, boats can represent riches, travel, isolation, danger, romance, or complete and utter frustration. Rowboats and canoes are often found on fairly placid lakes and streams. In dreams, they may be way out of context on the high seas, therefore implying a kind of broken peace. Normally, the setting of the boat says much about its symbolic meaning.Different types of boats may vary in meaning, but possible options include isolation, danger, escape, and romance. Sailboats often appear in similar environs as rowboats, but tend to mean either riches or frustration: sailboats can be very affluent and romantic to the dreamer, however, being dead in the water for lack of wind is another option. Power boats often show a sense of power, control, wealth, competition, or travel. Danger is not often a problem, except in cases of failed motors. Sinking boats can reveal a fear of water, drowning, or incompetence. More often, they are a metaphor for feeling

The Boat
They say the happiest days in life are the day you buy a boat and the day you sell it!! Well, here's a good boat story!! Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself. One day he rented out his boat to a group of out-of-stators who sank it. Joe spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as he could and was out of touch all that day and most of the evening. Unbeknownst to him, his brother John's wife died suddenly. When he got back on shore he went into town to pick up a few things at the grocery. A kind old neighbor woman mistook him for John and said: 'I'm so sorry for your loss. You must feel terrible.' Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said: 'Hell no! Fact is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always holding water. She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in t

Boat One
A day on the boat is a day for me The salt and the spray feel good you see The chop of the waves and you get your hands set Rouge wave ahead and we all are wet A smile and a yell and all is well We’re all still here as we cap the next swell The inlet is around the next buoy you see Cooking and swimming and fun for me My friends are like tides they come and go But at the inlet no-one would know We’re here for the day and to hell with the past We all are happy and want it to last Swimming and cooking and a beer or two Nothing else I would rather do Jokes and pranks and a kick in the ass The waters lied down and slick as a glass Knee boards are out and free boarding to This is what we all like to do Crazy for water to splash all around We’re having our fun out in the sound Thomas Vern Ellison Jr. 08/27/07

Boat Show
Boat Show by Unspecified © It had been a long day of shopping and site seeing when we finally came around the bend at a little past one in the morning to see the long boat dock ahead of us. The dock, or East Seas Marina as the sign prominently displayed, was a medium size marina, used for travelers up and down the coast to moor their boats while they spent a day or two within walking distance from downtown restaurants and festivities. Kevin and I started making our way down the main strip and towards the last row of boats. We had decided to get away for the weekend and our little 30 foot boat provided the perfect escape. As we reached the last row and headed down the left hand section to our little corner of the dock, Kevin remarked off handedly, "You know, we never really have tested the full potential of this boat." I caught a quick glance at his muscular frame silhouetted in the light from the boat dock lamps and saw a smile forming at the side of his mouth. His penetratin

The Boat House
The Boat House by kelley&tracy © The morning was already hot and sticky as I made my way down the winding dirt road that led to the lake house. The bi-monthly routine of mowing and upkeep promised to be hot and tiring on this July day. My wife and I had built the summer get away five years ago. At first we made the long drive nearly every weekend. Now we used the house sparingly due to increased work demands. The house was mainly used by our friends for a week or weekend vacation. We had talked of putting it on the market at the end of this season and maybe investing in a condo on the beach. I pulled into the driveway and noticed the grass was not as high as usual. Tracy and Kelley had used the house two weeks ago and it was obvious they had tended the yard to my pleasure. I got out of the truck and headed down towards the boat house. It had been broken into on a few occasions which abruptly stopped after I installed motion detected security cameras. "Property Monitored By Vide

The Boat Story
There were two identical twin brothers by the name of Jones. John was married but Joe, the other brother, was single and the owner of a small dilapidated boat. It happened that the same day that John's wife died, Joe's boat sank. A kind old lady met Joe on the street and, mistaking him for his brother John, said, "Oh, Mr. Jones, I'm sorry to hear of your great loss. You must feel terrible." Joe said, "Well, I'm not a bit sorry. She was rotten from the start. Her bottom was all chewed up; she smelled of old fish even from the first time I got on her. She made water faster than anything I ever saw. She had a bad hole in the front, and a big crack in the back. The hole kept getting bigger every time I used her. It got so I could handle her all right, but when anyone else used her, she leaked all over the place. "What finished her, though, was four guys from the other side of town came over looking for a good time. They asked if they could use her and I rented her, but warned them

The Boat Ride
I turn the key and hear that sound....see the smoke trail by me.....my boat lurches forward and I head to my favorite spot....turn into the cove and drop the trolling motor...I make 2 casts and look down the bank....4 or 5 docks down I see someone sunbathing....wonder what see looks like.....I speed up just a little....I see she is laying on her stomach facing the other way....I can get a good look without her seeing me stare....I get closer and see she has her top undone.....gotta be quiet......I am at the next dock up and all of sudden I get a bite......I jerk and the fish breaks water she raises up and turns to look......she has no idea I am there and does not hold her top.....damn those are beautiful.....she sees me looking and gives me one of those smiles......and makes no move to cover up......I land the fish and toss him in the livewell.....I say do you fish......she replies I don’t fish but I like worms......with a sly smile......she picks her top up and places it loosely over

.boats And Hoes.
(boats n' hoes, i gotta have me more boats and hoes! boats n' hoes, boats n' hoes, i gotta have me more boats and hoes! x2) The nina, the pinta, the santa maria I'll do you on the bottom while you drink a Sangria Nachos, lemonheads, and my dad's boat You wont go down cuz my dick can float We sail around the world and go port to port Everytime I cum I produce a quart Put on your lifevest, lets drop anchor (oh) that's a nice lady, who I'd like to spank her (boats n' hoes Boats and hoes, I gotta have me more boats and hoes! x2 ) Deadliest catch, without the crabs We're almost out of gas, Call the arabs! I'm a pussy pirate my name is Jack Sparrow I'll take off my pants she can see my flesh arrow Make sure to wax Use your mom's Nair You'll be amazed when i cum in your hair Pull up the anchor, cause we are leavin dry land Get below deck, with a dick in your hand! Anchors away, and shiver me timbers, we like to fuck ladies with our eight-inch members!

Boat Drinks
This is a big ass tropical drink so start with large container that will hold at least three gallons. You will need 1 750 ml bottle of dark rum 1 750 ml bottle of spiced rum 1 750 ml bottle of coconut rum 3 qts pineapple juice 3 qts orange juice 1 20 oz bottle of lemon lime soda 1 bottle grenadine 1 bottle sweetened lime juice (Roses) Mix well, invite friends & do the bra limbo.

Boating Swingers
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Boat Compromise
My friend wanted a boat more than anything. His wife kept refusing, but he bought one anyway. "I'll tell you what," he told her, "In the spirit of compromise, why don't you name the boat?" Being a good sport, she accepted. When her husband went to the dock for his maiden voyage, this is the name he saw painted on the side: "For Sale."

Boat Holidays
Richardson's Group, with over 50 years experience of arranging value for money holidays for our customers. As a UK based boating and self catering holiday company, we offer self drive boats on the Norfolk Broads and self-catering, full or half board, family or adult Boat holidays.

Boats
Boats Depending on your experience with them, boats can represent riches, travel, isolation, danger, romance, or complete and utter frustration. Rowboats and canoes are often found on fairly placid lakes and streams. In dreams, they may be way out of context on the high seas, therefore implying a kind of broken peace. Normally, the setting of the boat says much about its symbolic meaning.Different types of boats may vary in meaning, but possible options include isolation, danger, escape, and romance. Sailboats often appear in similar environs as rowboats, but tend to mean either riches or frustration: sailboats can be very affluent and romantic to the dreamer, however, being dead in the water for lack of wind is another option. Power boats often show a sense of power, control, wealth, competition, or travel. Danger is not often a problem, except in cases of failed motors. Sinking boats can reveal a fear of water, drowning, or incompetence. More often, they are a metaphor for fee

'boat' Could Explore Saturn Moon
"A daring proposal to try to put a "boat" down on a sea of Saturn's moon Titan is about to be submitted to Nasa. The scientific team behind the idea is targeting Ligeia Mare, a vast body of liquid methane sited in the high north of Saturn's largest moon. The concept will be suggested to the US space agency for one of its future mission opportunities that will test a novel power system." What's not to love about mental space-based schemes? Read more at : BBC news

Boat Trip
part 1 It was loud and rhythmic..sounds emanating from the platform off the tiki hut bar and grill. Friday nights are live music and reggae island music was this week’s flavor. Rick and Steve sat at the bar watching the sun draw down across the water as the bar was adjacent to marina where their boat was moored. Rick had been drinking..the music soaking into his bones with Steve feeling it too. There was a small dance floor where there were some couples and several single woman dancing. Pina Coladas were half price so Rick and Steve were soaking them up. Then Rick noticed a woman calmly sipping a scotch and water alone across the bar from them. She eyed Rick as if he was her type..she got up..walked around and close up to Rick. She had on glossy black high topped boots, thigh high black nylons with the lace clearly visible above her boots. She also had on very short short jean shorts and a black leather jacket over her dark blouse. Rick noticed right away the necklace made into

The Boaz Advice : ...hehehe :)
For all you singles who are in such a hurry 2 find someone, here's a quick piece of Biblical advice: Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz. While waiting on YOUR Boaz, don't settle for ANY of his relatives: Brokeaz, Poaz, Lyinaz, Cheatinaz, Dumbaz, Cheapaz, Lockedupaz, Goodfornothinaz, Lazyaz or Marriedaz...and especially his third cousin Beatinyoaz. Please, wait on your Boaz & make sure he respects Yoaz

Bob
I fucking hate bob.. hes a moron hes crude rude and intolerable.. i hope he gets arrested agian.. and you know the next time the cops come here for his bail.. you know i will not give it to them... ill tell them to let him rot in there.. see last time i was 8 months preg and i got a call at 3:30 in the morn to go outside and wait for murray to show up to get bobs bail money.. i told officer murray to keep him.. he sai dhe couldnt without a warrant.. so i told him to call his probation officer and i bet he would get him one.. i think that bob needs a good ass kicking.. No one especially not me wants to hear about the girls matt fucked before me and where.. duh.. i dont tell them about who i fucked and where and how much fun it was.. cause if i did i think i would be single!! i hope bob chokes on his own over drinking vomit and choke and die.. i guess im a mean bitch but honestly i cant stand that piece of shit.. i really cant.. i guess that is enough ranting from a drunken me for now..

Bob
> >> Bob came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, > >> and> >> fell into a deep slumber..> >>> >> He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your> >> sleep, Bob....'> >>> >> Bob was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live > >> for.> >> Send me back!'> >>> >> St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and> >> that is as a chicken.'> >>> >> Bob was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his> >> home.... The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking,> >> and pecking the ground.> >>> >> A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first> >> day here?'> >>> >> 'Not bad,' replied Bob the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside.> >> Like I'm gonna explode!'> >>> >> 'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster.> >> 'Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before? '> >>> >> 'Never,' said Bob.> >>> >> 'Well, just relax

Bob Allen In The News
You know, there's been a lot of stories about Florida State Representative Bob Allen paying some black undercover cop for oral sex. Truthfully, I haven't been paying it too much attention.Until now.I found a news story stating that Allen is against LGBT (Lesbian/Gay/Bisexual/Transgendered) issues.Yes, it's another Ted Haggard thing all over again...tag: bob allen, ted haggard, lgbt, glbt, news, sex, two-faced, crime, legal -*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-Ave Satanas!Join me at Fubar.comGet paid to surf the web with

Bob And Larry
Bob and Larry Two buddies, Bob and Larry, are getting very drunk at a bar when suddenly Larry throws up all over himself. "Oh, no . . . Now my wife will kill me!" Bob says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket and tell your wife that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars for the dry cleaning bill." So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker. Eventually Larry stumbles home and his wife starts to give him a bad time. "You reek of alcohol and you've puked all over yourself! My God, you're disgusting!" Speaking very carefully so as not to slur his words, Larry says, "Nowainaminit, I can e'splain everythin. Itsh snot wha jew think. I only had a cupla drrrinks. But thiss other guy got ssick on me . . . he had one too many and he juss koudin hold hizz liquor. He said hes was verrry sorry an' gave me twennie bucks for the cleaning bill!" His wife looks in the breast pocket and says, "But this

[boba Fett]
I rarely have the opportunity to say"I'm looking for a bounty hunter"So a year down the road, when I'm looking to cut Houdini Sanchez's forehead I'll probably be some hardened psychotic murderer with a posse.This is gonna rock.Twice.I need a cool merc name thoughand летучая лисица doesn't always cut it.Call me Kreuz.I was on the phone all morning/afternoony thing.And then my aunt (who I'm buying a car from) took me to dinner and followed me back as I drove my new tagless V8 aurora. Zippy car is zippy.I only had... 3 distinct panic attacks getting home.Things loosened up though once I slammed on the gas on the highway.Heh... and I used to think a six cylinder was fun.I think the hip bumps astronomical mileage and ... massive frontal damage on the car are sexy.What can I say.I like experienced girls with baggage and hips.Someone that's been around the block, and not -too- prettyDMV Tomorrow. That shit is going

Bobby
Great thing to see Bobby the movie ...stars sharon stone harry belafonte demi moore, etc. lots of other incredible actors... had a five minute standing ovation after it was finished and it changed my friends perspective of everything... I highly recommend to see it .. I thought if was incredible and everyone that has seen it has found new hope, light, and inspiration .. It has amazing street scenes and action.. Bobby... the movie will give your life a new meaning... IT is so intense you got to see it. v.

A Bobbitt Family Update
A Bobbitt Family Update In a recent news broadcast, it was announced that Lorena Bobbitt's sister, Louella, was arrested for an alleged attempt to perform the same act on her husband as her famous sister had done several years ago. Sources reveal the sister was not as accurate as Lorena. She allegedly missed the target and stabbed her husband in the upper thigh causing severe muscle and tendon damage. The husband is reported to be in serious, but stable condition, and Louella has been charged with - - - - - - - - - - - - - A Misdewiener!

Bobby...
Okay, So I have been with this guy Bobby for the last year and I love him SOO MUCH!!! I would do anything under the sun for this man, everything he asked of me I did. Not because He asked, but because I wanted to.... Anyways, I am gonna take you back thru the last year.... We got together in December of 05 everything was great, until May, when he got scared... (I supose)and cheated on me with two bitches. I left him and didn't talk to him again until August, when we had our lil Ag Days Festival... Well I seen a mutual friend of ours at the beer tent, and I asked about Bobby, and how he was doing, and if he was happy.. Just cause at that point I knew that I still loved him. Anyways, I asked about him... Brian(the mutual friend) Went and found Bobby, to tell him that I was asking about him. I went on about my merry little way.. Next thing I knew there was Bobby, in my face, Kissing me infront of thousands of people. Wow... I thought, He must still care... BUT MY DUMB ASS FELL INTO THE

Bobbitt Update.....
In a recent news broadcast, it was announced that Lorena Bobbitt's sister Louella was arrested for an alleged attempt to perform the same act on her husband as her famous sister had done several years ago. Sources reveal the sister was not as accurate as Lorena. She allegedly missed the target and stabbed her husband in the upper thigh causing severe muscle and tendon damage. The husband is reported to be in serious, but stable condition, and Louella has been charged with ...... ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? A Misdewiener! You know darn well you're going to send this on to somebody

Bob Barker News
CBS Primetime Specials to Honor Bob Barker (CBS4) LOS ANGELES Emmy Award winner Bob Barker will be honored with two final primetime specials this week, paying tribute to his 50 years in show business and his upcoming retirement after 35 years of hosting “The Price Is Right”, the longest-running game show in television history. On Wednesday, May 16th, CBS will present “The Price is Right Million Dollar Spectacular," Barker's final appearance in prime time hosting the show he has led since 1972. In this special primetime edition, contestants will have the opportunity to win bigger prizes and the chance to spin the wheel for $1 million. On Thursday, May 17th, “Bob Barker: A Celebration of 50 Years on Television” will include Barker's reminiscences about his 50 year career on television and his 35 years on "The Price Is Right," in addition to highlighting some classic games from the long-running show. "After 50 years in show business and 35 years on CBS, we want to give Bob a pr

Bob Barker's Replacement. ..
Apr 18, 2007 3:19 pm US/Eastern Barker's Replacement Might Come On Down In May (CBS4) LOS ANGELES As Bob Barker draws closer to his final showcase showdown, word is that there are now three frontrunners who are reportedly ready to grab Barker’s stick mic when he retires this year. The venerable game show host will be hard to replace but after a lengthy audition process, The Hollywood Reporter says the top contenders to fill Barker’s shoes are “Entertainment Tonight” veteran Mark Steines, Todd Newton, who hosts a "Price Is Right" show on the Vegas strip, and always tan actor George Hamilton. According to The Hollywood Reporter, options on all three candidates have been picked up, while the other wannabe hosts saw their options expire. There are reports that John O’Hurley, who played Mr. Peterman on Seinfeld and who currently hosts “Family Feud”, is still in the running. Reps for CBS and ‘Price’ producer FremantleMedia North America have declined comment. None of his bosse

Bob Barker Fans Line Up For Farewell
For the fans who traveled across the country and slept on the sidewalk outside CBS Television City, this was their day -- the day of Bob Barker's last "The Price Is Right" show. The silver-haired icon, who has hosted the game show for 35 years, plans to officially begin his retirement Thursday. Philip Barrett, 24, of Tampa, Fla., had camped outside the studios since Saturday to see Barker tape his last show Wednesday afternoon. "This is the chance of a lifetime," he said. Die-hard fans from across the country huddled in sleeping bags for days to say goodbye to Barker. CBS sends out more tickets than its 325-seat studio can accommodate, so fans who wanted a seat needed to get in line early. Melanie Zepeda Velez, 32, traveled from Alberta, Canada. "I'm here because I need to kiss Bob," she said. Fans hoped for a chance to bid on prizes, but mostly they came to bid farewell. Barker's long run on the show has inspired fan traditions. Most female contestants kiss him

2 Bobby Dee From Missongwriter
I AM NOT REBUILDING IT HERE, SO NOW YOU'VE DECIDED TO COME OVER TO CT, TO HARRASS ME AN MY ARTIST, WELL SISTER YOU BEST NOT !! FROM MISSONGWRITER TO ONE OF THE ARTIST THAT HAS JOIN ME , SO LOOK OUT ALL THE OTHERS YOU WILL GET SOME FROM HER I AM SURE !! SO WHOSE KEEPS THIS GOING ? Jody '' I just received a nasty message from miss songwriter saying your bad news and for me to stay away from you.And that I would find out soon enough how much trouble you are,Bobby. Message to Bobby Dee at CT, I REALLY HATE TO SAY THIS, BUT BEING THAT YOU ARE STILL HAVING THIS LADY SUPPORT YOU, YOU WILL BE DELETED OFF MY MYSPACE PAGE NOW, I TOLD YOU I WILL NOT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS PERSON EVER, SHES BAD NEWS, I GUESS YOU WILL FIND OUT THE HARD WAY! GOOD LUCK!

Bobbitt Family Update
In a recent news broadcast, it was announced that Lorena Bobbitt's sister Louella was arrested for an alleged attempt to perform the same act on her husband as her famous sister had done several years ago. Sources reveal the sister was not as accurate as Lorena. She allegedly missed the target and stabbed her husband in the upper thigh causing severe muscle and> tendon damage. The husband is reported to be in serious, but stable condition, and Louella has been> charged with ... ? ? ? ? ? ? ? A Misdewiener! You know darn well you're going to send this on to somebody

Bobby Don Needs Sex
Bobby Don's on the prowl - Saturday night, drunk and doing circles around the pool table, eye-balling every piece of poontang in the place - hornier than a high school science club. Most self-respecting women left a long time ago, but Bobby's got no use for respect, anyhow. His eyes settle on Tilly Louise, so she slips her teeth back in and sidles up to him. "C'mon, B.D., let's go out and scrape the paint off the hood of my Jetta." Sounded like a cat fighting with a lawn mower. Bobby Don thinks he got lucky, but he really just got Chlamydia. © All rights reserved

Bobby Don Pokes Around
Sometimes Bobby Don takes a bus to the big city - Medina - to poke around the Army-Navy Surplus store (looking for new patches for his hunting jacket). So, last week, he ends up in a bar called Slam 'em's - which he is doing when a real looker starts talking to him. She introduces her husband and they all get to talking - fishing, hunting, NASCAR - and then the subjects get a little embarrassing for the old boy... She's telling positions and partners while Bobby turns tomato red and his pecker sticks up so hard it almost makes a bump in his Wranglers. But, he's trying to play it cool. He likes Bill and Binky, but he reckons they are just "a mite 'fisticated fer me." It gets to be closing time and Bobby says "I'm headin' to the 'Y', I reckon." These nice city folks invited him home for a few drinks and a ménage à trois. Imagine his surprise... "Shit, I figgered it was sumthin' like cheese fondue!" This is one story Bobby Don do

Bobby Don In The Garden
One thing about Bobby Don no one ever guesses is his genius in a garden - he grows roses, posies, daisies, but his gift is his aptitude with tomatoes. A lot of folks around Hickory plant vegetables, but Bobby Don babies his. "Tomaters ain't a veggie, they's a fruit what isn't sweet unless you put the sugar in 'em." So he spends a lot of time in the garden with his gloves weeding, pruning, fertilizing - smells a lot like cow shit when he hits the Piggly Wiggly for his twinkies and a forty "fer m'lunch". "You gotta live wid it, if ya want a juicy beefsteak on yer burger." Even Belle is nice to Bobby Don in the summer when those suckers swell up and turn that color red she looks for in a lipstick. "I brung ya a six pack, Bobby." "Oooo, lookit them tomaters!" When she bends to get a closer look her shorts hike up and show a touch of cotton panties. Every year the same damn thing. She gets the whole damn crop. © All rights rese

Bobbi Jo
Bobbi Jo by kellydollbbw © The old barn looked more like a death sentence than an apartment from the outside. I could smell old hay and manure as I walked behind the owner. "The door is up these stairs, here," he grumbled, his hand motioning to an old wooden door at the top of the stairs. "It's unlocked. Go look around." The apartment wasn't necessarily spacious, but it would suffice. There were plenty of windows in every room, the kitchen was relatively large, and the bathroom had new plumbing. It even had a small deck facing the back of the farm. "How much?" I asked, when I rejoined the owner, who stood outside of the barn. "Three hundred a month, plus utilities. You can have a cat if you want. No dogs." He spit a load of chewing tobacco out of his mouth, then wiped it with an old handkerchief. "You interested?" I followed him to his house which sat almost an eighth of a mile from the barn. The breeze was as hot as the sun, and I could feel myself perspire through my sh

Bobbie The Nude Model
Bobbie the Nude Model by JerseyCop© This story is the pre-quel to my earlier submission about Bobbie, one of my greatest loves. I hope readers will enjoy it as much as I enjoyed reminiscing about her. As Bobbie and I decided to go our separate ways, I hated the thought of being without her. We rarely fought and I enjoyed every minute of our time together. I just couldn't get past our religious differences and realized that no matter how much I cared for her, those differences would eventually tear us apart. Breaking up now would be far preferable than later, when there might be children to be concerned with. Bobbie and I began to wean ourselves from the other by encouraging ourselves to go out with others and by lengthening the time between our dates. Looking back on it, the one word that describes this process best would be excruciating. One of the things I hated leaving behind was sex with Bobbie. I suspect she shared that thought. We always seemed to click in bed. One

Bobbitt Family
BOBBITT FAMILY UPDATE In a recent news broadcast, it was announced that Lorena Bobbitt's sister Louella was arrested for an alleged attempt to perform the same act on her husband as her famous sister had done several years ago. Sources reveal the sister was not as accurate as Lorena. She allegedly missed the target and stabbed her husband in the upper thigh causing severe muscle and tendon damage. The husband is reported to be in serious, but stable condition, and Louella has been charged with ... A Misdewiener!

Bobbitt
Bobbitt Family Update In a recent news broadcast, it was announced that Lorena Bobbitt's sister, Louella, was arrested for an alleged attempt to perform the same act on her husband as her famous sister had done several years ago. Sources reveal the sister was not as accurate as Lorena. She allegedly missed the target and stabbed her husband in the upper thigh causing severe muscle and tendon damage. The husband is reported to be in serious, but stable condition, and Louella has been charged with ... A Misdewiener! this was sent to me by a friend!!!!!!!

Bobbie Parkers ( Rio) Bull Shit
received: 03/23/2008 08:39 am Ahhh Harold...I am one of a kind..and its not all good. As you have seen, I'm possessive and jealous...I want a one woman man....cuz thats what he will get from me! Loyalty, honesty, integrity, passion, love, affection, compassion, passion, companionship, love, passion...lol You get the idea....I'm old fashioned in this regard...no compromise..no settling. Just a few hours later she told me that she had a boy friend the whole time! Talk about a lying hypocrite

Bobbing For Boobs
Quoted from a recent post on Salon.com's "Broadsheet": Bobbing for boobs Oh, Los Angeles. Sometimes I think we should cut it some slack. I mean, it's not like every person there is a Scientologist with fake boobs. We just got word, though, of a contest that makes it seem as if there are plenty of people who wouldn't mind a free set of the latter: According to the Los Angeles Times, the V20 Nightclub in Long Beach recently concluded a special spring break contest in which the lucky winner received a boob job. The contest, which was named "The Spring Break Breast Augmentation Contest Series" (thereby proving that titties are so inherently interesting that you can have the lamest name ever and still draw a crowd) included a "bobbing for boobs" apple-bobbing contest (OK, that's catchy) and, as the grand finale, a limbo contest. Tag line: "How low will they go to get a set of new boobies?" Apparently, pretty low. The L.A, Times includes a little video of the event, and I can't

Bobby Brown Or "reggie Miller"
Okay, it seems like the only kind of smoke growing around here is Bobby Brown or Reggie Miller. Weed may be a powerful alternative to cigarettes, and may actually reduce your chances of smoking a cigarette, but if you're coming to Lexington...You might as well get a pack of Newports. You heard it here first. EneME

Bobby K. Edwards Obituary
Bobby K. Edwards December 3, 2008 ASHLAND - Retired Command Sergeant Major, Bobby K. Edwards, 79, died Monday, December 1, 2008 at his home in Ashland Ohio. Born May 31, 1929 in Wise County, Pound, VA. Bobby was a dedicated soldier, husband to his wife of 57 years, Patsy Jewel Linville, father, grandfather, great-grandfather. He enlisted into the United States Army in June 1945 in Roanoke, Virginia. He was a veteran of World War II, Korean War, and the Vietnam War. His tour of duties included Japan, two tours in Korea, Germany, Addis Ababa, Ethiopia, and Vietnam. He was highly decorated, being awarded the Bronze Star w/Oak Leaf Cluster, Army Commendation Medal w/Oak Leaf Cluster, Meritorious Service w/Oak Leaf Cluster, Good Conduct Metal (8th award), WWII Victory Medal, Army of Occupation Medal Japan, National Defense Service Medal w/Oak Leaf Cluster, Korean Service Medal, Armed Forces Expeditionary Medal, Vietnam Service Medal 7 Battle Stars, Republic of Vietnam Gal

Bobbie & Jack
Bobbie sits in the passenger seat listening to “Let her cry” on the radio as Jack drives south on Canal Street. This was her favorite part of their date; Jack holds her close tells her how much he loves her and sometimes they grind like teenagers. Jack starts to sing with the radio with his voice eerily reminiscent of Elvis but, trying to sound like Hootie and blowfish lead singer. “Stop it Jack you know I hate when you sing like Elvis.” she snapped. His face tightened with the words he was after all trying to be romantic and sing to her like she always wants him to do. With each twinge of his cheeks she could see he was upset as “The Dance” came on the radio. Slowly he started to sing her all time favorite song to her as she wiggled in her seat clearly getting warm from his soft voice touching her as she beamed from his attention to every word, every note, and every thought in the lyrics conveyed through his voice and his touch of her left hand on his leg. Then they w

Bobbitt Family Update
Bobbitt Family Update In a recent news broadcast, it was announced that Lorena Bobbitt's sister Louella was arrested for an alleged attempt to perform the same act on her husband as her famous sister had done several years ago. Sources reveal the sister was not as accurate as Lorena. She allegedly missed the target and stabbed her husband in the upper thigh causing severe muscle and tendon damage. The husband is reported to be in serious, but stable condition, and Louella has been charged with? A Misdewiener!

B.o.b. (bombs Over Baghdad) Lyrics
Verse 1:Yeah!Inslumnational Underground.Thunder pounds,when I stomp the ground.(Wooh)Like a million elephants,or silver backOrangutangs,you can't stop the train.Who wants some?Don't come unprepared.I'll be there,but when I leave there.Better be a household name.The weatherman tellin' usit ain't gon' rain.So now we sittin in a droptop,soaking wet.In a silk suit tryingnot to sweat.Hittin' somersaults with-out the net.But this'll be the year that wewont forget.1-9-9-9!Anno Domini,anything goes!Be what you want to be,long as you know consequencesare given for liv-ing the fence is,too high to jump in jail.Too low to dig,I might just touch hell.HOT!Get a life,now they on sale.Then I might cast you a spell.Look at what came in the mail,a scale and some Arm & Hammer.Soul gold grill, and a baby mamma.Black Cadillac and a pack of pampers.Stack of questions,with no answers.Cure for cancer,cure for AIDS.Make a nigga want to stay on tour for days.Get back home,thangs are wrong.Well notreally it was

Bobbitise
bobbitise 10 up, 4 down love it hate it buy a bobbitise mugverb, to cut off a man's genetalia. From John Wayne Bobbit, maimed by his wife in 1993."I was going to try shaving down there, but I was afraid of getting bobbitised!"

Bobby,i Love You
Thank you for coming into my life baby.i am really happy I found someone like you.you have showered me gracefully with your love.if I had a choice about someone in my life.my choice would be to spend it with you.to love you,to cherish your love,to honor your love.some nights I can't sleep very well for thinking about you.you're constantly always on my mind and hurts me at times that i can't get to you.wait for me,I'm coming baby,soon,we will be together and that's fact.you're all that a woman can ask for.i hope you will feel the same for me.Thankyou for sharing your love for me,I won't take it for granted.Bobby,I love you.

Bob Dylan Song Done By Eddie Vedder
"MASTERS OF WAR" COME YOU MASTERS OF WAR HERE TO BUILD THE BIG GUNS HERE TO BUILD THE DEATH POINTS HERE TO BUILD ALL THE BOMBS HERE TO HIDE BEHIND WALLS HERE TO HIDE BEHIND DESKS I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW I CAN SEE THRU YOUR MASKS YOU HAD NEVER DONE NOTHING BUT BUILD TO DESTROY YOU PLAY WITH MY WORLD LIKE IT'S YOUR LITTLE TOY YOU PUT A GUN IN MY HAND AND YOU HIDE FROM MY EYES AND YOU TURN AND RUN FARTHER WHEN THE FAST BULLETS FLY LIKE JUDAS OF OLD YOU LIE AND DECEIVE A WORLD WAR CAN BE WON YOU WANT ME TO BELIEVE BUT I SEE THRU YOUR EYES AND I SEE THRU YOUR BRAIN LIKE I SEE THRU THE WATER THAT RUNS DOWN YOUR DRAIN YOU FASTEN ALL THE TRIGGERS FOR THE OTHERS TO FIRE THEN YOU SIT BACK AND WATCH WHILE THE DEATH COUNT GETS HIGHER YOU HIDE IN YOUR MANSION ALL THE YOUNG PEOPLES BLOOD FOR THOSE OUT OF THEIR BODIES AND IS BURIED IN THE MUD YOU'VE THROWN THE WORST FEAR THAT COULD EVER BE HURLED FEAR TO BRING CHILDREN INTO THEE WORLD ARE BOTH WRITTEN IN MY

Bob Dylan- Forever Young- *tear*
This song- means the world to me. When my mom passed away I listened to this song over and over and over. It was one of the only things that got me through it. My mom died very young a few years ago and we hadn't seen or spoken to each other in about 5 years. It's a very long very sad story, but I have moved on from the bad memories and remember her when I was young, she was young , and she will forever be young in my heart and mind. About a month after I found out my mom had passed away it was my birthday, My qua h- Johnny Juxo, keyboardist for my old band, my soul mate and my kindred spirit surprised me by playing this song for me. He had no idea what it meant to me and all I could do was cry for about an hour after that. This song, is literally my heart. I will always be , forever young, I wish the same on you. I wish this song on everyone. May this song be a blessing to you all. May God bless and keep you always, May your wishes all come true, May you always do fo

Bob Dylan- Like A Rolling Stone
Ya know, I have always loved this song because it's like a proverbial punch in this face. Honestly right now I am posting this for a good friend of mine, I think if I was a dj and got a phone call from him I'd have to play this song. Hopefully this will you make get a little release. All the things you wish you could say, and all the things I would feel in your shoes. This is my gift to you love right now. =) Once upon a time you dressed so fine You threw the bums a dime in your prime, didn't you? People'd call, say, "Beware doll, you're bound to fall" You thought they were all kiddin' you You used to laugh about Everybody that was hangin' out Now you don't talk so loud Now you don't seem so proud About having to be scrounging for your next meal. How does it feel How does it feel To be without a home Like a complete unknown Like a rolling stone? You've gone to the finest school all right, Miss Lonely But you know you only used to get juiced in it And n

Bob Dylan
Emotionally Yours Come baby, find me, come baby, remind me of where I once begun. Come baby, show me, show me you know me, tell me you're the one. I could be learning, you could be yearning to see behind closed doors. But I will always be emotionally yours. Come baby, rock me, come baby, lock me into the shadows of your heart. Come baby, teach me, come baby, reach me, let the music start. I could be dreaming but I keep believing you're the one I'm livin' for. And I will always be emotionally yours. It's like my whole life never happened, When I see you, it's as if I never had a thought. I know this dream, it might be crazy, But it's the only one I've got. Come baby, shake me, come baby, take me, I would be satisfied. Come baby, hold me, come baby, help me, my arms are open wide. I could be unraveling wherever I'm traveling, even to foreign shores. But I will always be emotionally yours.

Bob For This Apple
Last night was a blast...costume rocked the house...ladies were looking slutty as always...i love this holiday...hit up 4 house parties then came back to the pad for the after party...i will post some of the crazy pics from last nite after the football game...im 1800 away from leveling up so stop by and give me some love...i love u all...kisses

Bob Frensley Dodge Are Thieves!!!
Bob Frensley Dodge dealership are THIEVES!!! I have just purchased a new car from Bob Frensley Dodge in Madison, Tn and have been robbed by them!! This $46,000 car had no catalytic converters on it; so I told them it was illegal to sell me it as such. They stated they would put the factory converters back on the car, so I signed the paper work and was told it would be ready in a few days. Upon going to pick the car up, I was horrified to find the although the converters were put on; they had removed all of the resonators and mufflers. The service manager tried to say the exhaust was on the car. The sales manger tried to say that was the way it had come from the factory. And the general manger tried to say that is what I had asked them to do. ITS ALL LIES!!! Now I have filed all the formal complaints and police reports, but nothing has yet to come from that. One month later, I am out hundreds of dollars to have the exhaust temporarily fixed so as not to ruin the engine. I w

Bob Geiger Says It So Well.
Whether or not the Bush administration or Congressional Republicans care much about Osama bin Laden and al-Qaeda is to a large degree dependent on which way the political wind is blowing on a given day and the extent to which it suits their agenda to scare the crap out of the American people, while hitting the always-painful 9/11 nerve. Despite American intelligence agencies continued insistence that al-Qaeda and its leadership are the biggest terrorist threat to the United States, bin Laden is still at large 2,000 days after George W. Bush boldly claimed that he would get him "dead or alive." Of course, Bush's "resolve" was very temporary. Six months after saying that, our tough-talking Commander-in-Chief told the nation that "I don't know where he is. You know, I just don't spend that much time on him to be honest with you." And under the Republicans, we've focused on the pointless war in Iraq, while the Taliban gets its mojo back in Afghanistan and al-Qaeda continues to pick u

Bo Bice Willing To Try
hey yall i put these song lyrics here for all those who wanna give up on love so enjoy and love life and each other to the fullest Here I go Trying to write another chapter in my life Driving down this lonely highway deep inside And where I’m goin I don’t really know But here I go Tryin’ hard not to leave too much life behind Is there something out there that I’m tryin’ to find Pre Chorus: I believe in love Believe in us But there are days when it’s not enough Chorus: I’m not gonna change who I am But I am gonna give up the fight I don’t care who’s wrong or right When it’s all said and done And you’ll tell me you’ve had enough You’re thinking of giving up on love I’m still willing to try Verse 2: Here I go Step into this stop light on the stage Finally realizing that I’ve come of age Running my own race Down life’s lonesome road So here I go We only get one life we gotta live Let’s hope we find the strength just to forgive Pre Chorus:

Bob Is Fired!
yep he is fired...very very fired...only he knows why..and thats all there is to it..i wont stand for this!! im fully infurberated and thats that, his pink slip is in the orificle and he can pick me up there!

Bob & Jim
A man is showering up in a locker room with his buddy when he notices his friend is very well endowed. "Damn Bob, you're hung!" Jim exclaims. "I wasn't always this impressive I had to work for it." "What do you mean? Jim asked "Well, everyday for the past two years I've spent an hour each night rubbing it with butter. I know it sounds crazy, but it actually made it grow 4 inches! You should try it." Jim agrees and the two say good-bye. A few months later, the two are in the same locker room and Bob asks Jim how his situation was. Jim replied, "I did what you said, Bob, but I've actually gotten smaller!!--I lost two inches already!" "Did you do everything I told you? An hour each day with butter?" "Well, I was out of butter, so I've been using Crisco." "Crisco??!!" Bob exclaimed, "Dammit Jim, Crisco's shortening!!!!!!!!........

Bob Jones University Interracial Dating
Join the World's Largest SEX and SWINGER Personals Community. Join for FREE. Bob Jones III has endeavored to deceive the University family and the public about the nature and history of his interracial dating ban for years, ... This is a typed copy of the letter sent... by Bob Jones University telling why they don

Bob Marley Shot
0.25 oz. Creme de Menthe 0.25 oz. Grenadine 0.5 oz. Rum Shot Glass Pour grenadine and creme de menthe into shot glass, each about 1/4 of a shot in amount, then fill the remaining half of the shot with Bacardi 151 rum. With a match, light the shot and drink it with a straw.

Bob Marley
This is my daughters 16th birthday cake...her birthday was yesterday but shes having a party today! took me 2 hours to do this and was up till 3 this morning lol.. sorry i havnt been on much lately, i've been so busy, had 100 and one things going on here since the xmas rush..too much to do, not enough time,lol.. Hope everyone is doing good and i'll get right back to ya real soon *HUGZ*

Bob Marley
Woo I just found out that I share my birthday with Bob Marley (well not exactly, as that would make me 62) but we were both born on February 6th. Now that's not interesting to anyone but me so I apologise profusely for blogging about it... One love!

Bob Marley - No Woman, No Cry
No, woman, no cry; No, woman, no cry; No, woman, no cry; No, woman, no cry. Said - said - said: I remember when we used to sit In the government yard in trenchtown, Oba - obaserving the ypocrites As they would mingle with the good people we meet. Good friends we have, oh, good friends weve lost Along the way. In this great future, you cant forget your past; So dry your tears, I seh. No, woman, no cry; No, woman, no cry. ere, little darlin, dont shed no tears: No, woman, no cry. Said - said - said: I remember when-a we used to sit In the government yard in trenchtown. And then georgie would make the fire lights, As it was logwood burnin through the nights. Then we would cook cornmeal porridge, Of which Ill share with you; My feet is my only carriage, So Ive got to push on through. But while Im gone, I mean: Everythings gonna be all right! Everythings gonna be all right! Everythings gonna be all right! Everythings gonna be all right! I said, everythings

11.12.08 - Bob Marley - Three Birds (every Little Things Gonna Be All Right)
SONG VERSION BELOW Everythings Going To Be Alright - Bob Marley VIDEO VERSION BELOW Three Little Birds - Bob Marley LYRICS BELOW Dont worry about a thing, cause every little thing gonna be all right. Singin: dont worry about a thing, cause every little thing gonna be all right! Rise up this mornin, Smiled with the risin sun, Three little birds Pitch by my doorstep Singin sweet songs Of melodies pure and true, Sayin, (this is my message to you-ou-ou:) Singin: dont worry bout a thing, cause every little thing gonna be all right. Singin: dont worry (dont worry) bout a thing, cause every little thing gonna be all right! Rise up this mornin, Smiled with the risin sun, Three little birds Pitch by my doorstep Singin sweet songs Of melodies pure and true, Sayin, this is my message to you-ou-ou: Singin: dont worry about a thing, worry about a thing, oh! Every little thing gonna be all right. dont worry! Singin: dont worry about a thing

Bob Marley
"You may not be her first, her last, or her only. she loved before she may love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters? She's not perfect - you aren't either, and the two of you may never be perfect together but if she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice, and admit to being human & making mistakes, hold onto her & give her the most you can. She may not be thinking about you every second of the day, but she will give you a part of her that she knows you can break - her heart. So don't hurt her, don't change her, don't analyze and don't expect more than she can give. Smile when she makes you happy, let her know when she makes you mad, &miss her when she's not there. " -Bob Marley

Bob Marley
War lyrics--Bob MarleyWhat life has taught meI would like to share withThose who want to learn...Until the philosophy which hold one raceSuperior and another inferiorIs finally and permanently discredited and abandonedEverywhere is war, me say warThat until there are no longer first classAnd second class citizens of any nationUntil the colour of a man's skinIs of no more significance than the colour of his eyesMe say warThat until the basic human rights are equallyGuaranteed to all, without regard to raceDis a warThat until that dayThe dream of lasting peace, world citizenshipRule of international moralityWill remain in but a fleeting illusionTo be persued, but never attainedNow everywhere is war, warAnd until the ignoble and unhappy regimesthat hold our brothers in Angola, in Mozambique,South Africa sub-human bondageHave been toppled, utterly destroyedWell, everywhere is war, me say warWar in the east, war in the westWar up north, war down southWar, war, rumours of warAnd until that d

Bob Marley
“He’s not perfect. You aren’t either, and the two of you will never be perfect. But if he can make you laugh at least once, causes you to think twice, and if he admits to being human and making mistakes, hold onto him and give him the most you can. He isn’t going to quote poetry, he’s not thinking about you every moment, but he will give you a part of him that he knows you could break. Don’t hurt him, don’t change him, and don’t expect for more than he can give. Don’t analyze. Smile when he makes you happy, yell when he makes you mad, and miss him when he’s not there. Love hard when there is love to be had. Because perfect guys don’t exist, but there’s always one guy that is perfect for you.”

Bob Old List
♥☆ Best Of British ☆♥ To find out more about the group then please click here to go to the blog :D We don't want any drama so if you have any problems, try and deal with it among yourselves and not the group thanks! I've made us a lounge wooohooo please check it out and subscribe. It's for us all to meet up, chill out, have a chat and get to know each other better :D click to go to the lounge It has music and is decorated :D Please be sure to RATE, FAN then ADD each member, this is what this list is about, making friend :D Remember to tell them that you're a Best Of British (BOB) member so they will definitely add you :D Start from the top and work your way down the list. Once you have them all added, its probably best that you refresh this page incase anyone else has joined, as I'm adding members all the time and don't want to miss them (Y) You do not have to add everyone in 1 day, you can keep coming back but the sooner you add everyone, t

Bobo De Camarao *shirmp*
salt and pepper to taste juice of 1 lemon 200 ml of coconut milk (the bottled, thick kind) 2 tbl of dende palm oil 3 tbl of olive oil * Season shrimp with lemon juice, salt and pepper. Let stand for 1 hour. Boil the shrimp shells in water with cilantro leaves. Let simmer for 5 minutes, strain and use this broth to cook cassava pieces until tender. After cooking cassava, puree it in blender or food processor with the broth and 10 shrimps. Saute onions, red peppers and tomatoes in olive oil Add shrimp and let cook for 5 minutes. Add cassava puree, coconut milk and dende oil. Let boil for 2 minutes * (LOW FLAME, STIRRING ALL THE TIME). When ready, the consistency is that of VERY thick soup. Serve with rice and "farofinha de dende" * (Recipes below) * Farofinha de dende: Saute finely chopped onion (about 1 tablespoon) in Dende oil. Add manioc flour (funny looking subproduct of cassava-resembles sand, and tastes like nothing until you season it LOL! Stir c

Bob Ross Painter
Bob Ross emptyeasel.com Robert Norman "Bob" Ross was an American painter, art instructor, and television host. He is best known as the creator and host of The Joy of Painting, a television program that ran for more than a decade on PBS in the United States and Canada. Wikipedia Born: October 29, 1942, Daytona Beach Died: July 4, 1995,

Bob's Boots
An elderly couple, Bob and Bessie, are "snowbirds" in Texas. Bob always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife: "Notice anything different about me?" Bessie looks him over, "Nope." Frustrated Bob storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?" Bessie looks up and says, "Bob, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow." Furious, Bob yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW COWBOY BOOTS!" To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Bob. Shoulda bought a hat."

Bob Seger And His Newest Release - Face The Promise
As many of you may know, I am seriously hooked on Bob Seger's music, have been since I was in High School and anyhow after a very long hiatus from the studio scene, last month he released his latest album "Face the Promise" after a 12 year hiatus and I must say that this has got to be one of the best albums that I have ever heard put out by him. Anyhow here is my favorite song off this latest release "Wait for Me"

Bobs Amazing Lyrics
Once upon a time you dressed so fine You threw the bums a dime in your prime, didn't you? People'd call, say, "Beware doll, you're bound to fall" You thought they were all kiddin' you You used to laugh about Everybody that was hangin' out Now you don't talk so loud Now you don't seem so proud About having to be scrounging for your next meal. How does it feel How does it feel To be without a home Like a complete unknown Like a rolling stone? You've gone to the finest school all right, Miss Lonely But you know you only used to get juiced in it And nobody has ever taught you how to live on the street And now you find out you're gonna have to get used to it You said you'd never compromise With the mystery tramp, but now you realize He's not selling any alibis As you stare into the vacuum of his eyes And ask him do you want to make a deal? How does it feel How does it feel To be on your own With no direction home Like a complete unknown Like a rolling stone

The Bobsy Twins Are Impotent
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070909/ap_on_go_pr_wh/us_bin_laden Bin Laden branded `virtually impotent' By BEN FELLER, Associated Press Writer 1 hour, 19 minutes ago Seemingly taunting Osama bin Laden, President Bush's homeland security adviser said Sunday the fugitive al-Qaida leader is "virtually impotent" beyond his ability to hide away and spread anti-American propaganda. The provocative characterization came just days after bin Laden attracted international attention with the release of a video in which he ridicules President Bush about the Iraq war and reminds the world that he not been captured. Ahead of the sixth anniversary of the Sept. 11 terrorist strikes, White House aide Frances Fragos Townsend made a clear attempt to diminish the influence — or the perception — of the man who masterminded those attacks. "This is about the best he can do," Townsend said of bin Laden. "This is a man on a run, from a cave, who's virtually impotent other than these tapes."

Bob's Slut
I am married and I have a girl friend also married. She is really hot and she loves showing off. I am posting some pictures of her. It is a turn on for me that she likes to turn on other guys. Hope you like the pictures.

Bob Saget Gay
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Bob & The Blonde
BOB & THE BLONDE Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm.. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Bob The Builder, Next On Pbskids.org!
For best one-liner by my son Jeffrey from last night to when I’m writing this, it’s a three-way tie! Today’s title I heard from him when I sent Sarah and Jeffrey upstairs after dinner to clean the room they played in; after Martha got home (Mary was already there for it was her day off) and the sisters had their must-watch but maybe-emulate “The Biggest Loser” – which I admit has its good points, but the contestants need to be told to suck it up a little and work out anyway – on, our daughter Sarah came up and asked me to “wrap her in a Sarito!” (I haven’t agreed on the spelling yet, Sarito or Saraito; it’s pronounced, “sair-EE-toe”, so it doesn’t quite rhyme with burrito.) So I set a blanket out, wrapped her up in it and then hefted her on my shoulder and brought her to Mary and Martha to “take a bite”! I set Sarah down wrapped in the blanket at one point and Jeffrey said, “I w

Bob Wow Wow
A Ballad Of A Performance: Bob to Brian: You walk into the room With your pencil in your hand You see somebody naked And you say, who is that man? You try so hard But you dont understand Just what youll say When you get home? Brian: (investigates the pencil) Bob to mr "Jones": Because something is happening here But you dont know what it is Do you, mister Jones? Mr "Jones": smiles and shakes his head Bob to John Lennon: You raise up your head And you ask, is this where it is? And somebody points to you and says Its his And you say, whats mine? And somebody else says, where what is? And you say John Lennon: Oh my god Am I here all alone? Bob to mr "Jones" But something is happening And you dont know what it is Do you, mister Jones? Mr "Jones" smiles and nods Bob to Brian: You hand in your ticket And you go watch the geek Who immediately walks up to you When he hears you speak And says, how does it feel To be such a

Boca Raton Escort Service
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[báo Chí] Teen Teen Tung Teaser Lạ Mắt
Sáng nay trang teaser của một game mới đã được mở cửa và đây có vẻ là một game theo thể loại bắn tọa độ mới của VTC. Không khó để khẳng định đây là sản phẩm của nhà phát hành VTC khi tên miền của trang teaser teen teen thể hiện rõ thương hiệu GO.VN, một cái tên gắn liền với nhà phát hành này. Nội dung trang web thể hiện khá sinh động về một nhóm nhân vật phong cách chibi, cảnh vật cỏ cây tươi tắn theo phong cách hoạt hình. Các thông tin trên teaser teen teen thể hiện cuộc sống của một trường học mang tên T2 qua thư ngỏ và nội quy với chữ ký của “Giáo Sư Cừu” tro

B.o.d.
Brothers of Destruction (This is a story about four relevent guys, whom the hotties all love, and the guys all dispise!)Excuse me! Sorry for the interuption.We've arrived, call us the brothers of destruction.Skip the introduction. When we promise something.May have broke some hearts, but better than nothing.You know it's payday.Cuz chicks call us baby.Our lives been a relay.Can we replay? Not today.We still number one though.Will these hos go?When we ride solo.. Somtimes!Don't take this to heart.. This this!Just get on this grind.Rock those hips to this rhyme.All you see is our dark.But when you fall apart, and your heart fuckin' shatters.There we stand, and make you fuckin' matter.You can all be deadly, I hope you're fuckin' ready.Let us begin. With this sin, your sex is medicore. My sex is a ten!She said: Make my neck bleed and my pussy wet, so I arched her over and made her skin drip sweat!I roll vip. Ladies reconize me, they tell me lustfully.I'm free to be free. Rockin' the flag o

Bodas Gay Barcelona
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Bode Miller Dominant In Downhill, Extends World Cup Lead.
KVITFJELL, Norway -- Bode Miller skied a near-flawless run Saturday to win a World Cup downhill by 0.40 seconds over Didier Cuche of Switzerland. Bode Miller Daniel Sannum Lauten/Getty Images Bode Miller leads Didier Cuche by 165 points with seven races left in the World Cup season. Miller went down the Olympic course in 1 minute, 46.16 seconds to capture his third downhill victory of the season. "It was good, I really pushed it hard," said Miller, who became the fourth American winner at Kvitfjell since Tommy Moe won gold at the 1994 Lillehammer Olympics. Cuche, the defending World Cup downhill champion, was a distant runner-up. Werner Heel of Italy, who won Friday's downhill for his first World Cup victory, finished third. Miller increased his lead in the overall standings over Cuche and closed in on him in the downhill standings. "Yesterday, after only one training run, I really didn't feel I could go 100 percent," Miller said. "Today, I knew what it was going

Bodh Gaya
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Bodhisattva Vows
INTRODUCTION The bodhisattva or bodhicitta vows comprise eighteen root and forty-six secondary vows. These vows have been compiled in the Tibetan tradition from various authoritative texts. Breaking a root vow completely breaks your bodhichitta ordination, whereas breaking a secondary or branch vow does not completely break your ordination, but damages it. Even if you have not taken the vows, they are useful as guidelines in how to properly engage in the Bodhisattva practices. This will also help strengthen aspiring bodhicitta. One should take the time to become familiar with the vows before taking them. That way you can avoid the discovery later on that you are unable to keep them. These vows are quite a commitment, as they are not just taken for this life, but all future lives as well!

Bodhicitta
'Bodhi' is Sanskrit for Enlightenment and 'Citta' means Mind. It refers to the wish to attain enlightenment (become a Buddha) for the benefit of all sentient beings. A 'Bodhisattva' is a being (sattva) with the bodhicitta motivation. A short story: An enthusiastic student asks his teacher: "Master, what can I do to help all the suffering beings in this world?" The teacher answers: "Indeed, what can you do?" So, even if I am genuinely concerned about the welfare of others, when I am hopelessly lost in my own problems, trying to deal with the world, how can I help others? I would be like jumping into a river where someone is drowning, when I cannot swim myself... Therefore, I should first learn to swim myself, learn to deal with my problems, learn how to become liberated from my problems, or at best, become all-kn

Bodies Come To Meet
When Our Bodies Come To Meet When I see you I can feel you In my soul - my heart takes flight. I can hardly wait to taste you In the darkness of the night. I feel your breath so hot and sweet Circling in my soul. When our bodies come to meet It's then that I feel whole.

Bodies
She was a girl from Birmingham She just had an abortion She was a case of insanity Her name was Pauline she lived in a tree She was a no one who killed her baby She sent the letters from the country She was an animal She was a bloody disgrace Body I'm not an animal Body I'm not an animal Dragged on a table in a factory Illegitimate place to be In a packet in a lavatory Die little baby screaming Body Screaming fucking bloody mess Not an animal It's an abortion Body I'm not an animal Mummy, Mummy, Mummy I'm not an abortion Throbbing squirm Gurgling bloody mess I'm not a discharge I'm not a loss in protein I'm not a throbbing squirm… Fuck this And fuck that Fuck it all And fuck her fucking brat She don't wanna baby that looks like that I don't wanna baby that looks like that Body I'm not no animal Body An abortion Body I'm not an animal Body I'm not an animal An animal I'm not an animal I'm not an animal An animal I'm not an

"bodies" Drowning Pool
"Bodies" Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Beaten why for Can't take much more One - Nothing wrong with me Two - Nothing wrong with me Three - Nothing wrong with me Four - Nothing wrong with me One - Something's got to give Two - Something's got to give Three - Something's got to give Now Let the bodies hit the floor Push me again This is the end Skin against skin blood and bone You're all by yourself but you're not alone You wanted in now you're here Driven by hate consumed by fear Let the bodies hit the floor

Bodies...the Exhibition
I took Matt their on his birthday yesterday, as we've both been meaning to check it out. You're seeing human bodies right in front of your face (no glass for the bodies, just the organs) I could still see pores on noses and backs, it was incredible. There's a special, all black room where nervous systems and veins were given glowing color and it could have been an art exhibit. Organs sliced sideways like meat so you could see everything... it may sound bad but it was just fascinating. Knowing that that was an actual person really gives the whole thing reverence. Tell that to the fucking soccer mom that just ushered her son to the displays that held the answers to his homework, as she read off what he was to write down word to word, not actually learning or appreciating anything. This is why scores are down and kids can't read anymore... parents just care about grades, not actual information. Anyway, sorry for that tangent. There was a room just for babies, fetuses. They had ones w

Bodies Entwined....
Bodies entwined flowing in motion Mine into hers our love filled devotion The passionate kisses soft and so sweet The gut wrenching streams of soft glowing heat. Our bodies entwined our passion entrancing Fondling and rubbing each others emotions Gasping for air at last a passionate exchange.

Bodies
I went to see the Bodies Exhibit tonight. They used real human bodies that they have preserved and they were on display. Every single body part, including nerves, veins, arteries and such. It was really cool how they did it. Definitely something everyone should check out if it comes to your city. There is a bit of controversy behind it since they are using Asian bodies and the origin of them is a bit iffy. Who knows though. I guess I am just going to go to bed now, not much else to do really. I could go out and drink and such, but after seeing the damage that can cause to your liver, I think I'm going to wait a week or so ;)

Bo Diddley Passed Away
Rock Pioneer Bo Diddley Dies at Age 79 Rock pioneer Bo Diddley, famous for square guitar, hat and unique rhythm, dies at age 79 By RON WORD Associated Press Writer JACKSONVILLE, Fla. June 2, 2008 (AP) The Associated Press A founding father of rock 'n' roll dies at the age of 79. Bo Diddley, a founding father of rock 'n' roll whose distinctive "shave and a haircut, two bits" rhythm and innovative guitar effects inspired legions of other musicians, died Monday after months of ill health. He was 79. Diddley died of heart failure at his home in Archer, Fla., spokeswoman Susan Clary said. He had suffered a heart attack in August, three months after suffering a stroke while touring in Iowa. Doctors said the stroke affected his ability to speak, and he had returned to Florida to continue rehabilitation. The legendary singer and performer, known for his homemade square guitar, dark glasses and black hat, was an inductee into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, had a star on Holly

Bo Diddley
JACKSONVILLE, Fla. (AP) - Bo Diddley, a founding father of rock 'n' roll whose distinctive "shave and a haircut, two bits" rhythm and innovative guitar effects inspired legions of other musicians, died Monday after months of ill health. He was 79. Diddley died of heart failure at his home in Archer, Fla., spokeswoman Susan Clary said. He had suffered a heart attack in August, three months after suffering a stroke while touring in Iowa. Doctors said the stroke affected his ability to speak, and he had returned to Florida to continue rehabilitation. The legendary singer and performer, known for his homemade square guitar, dark glasses and black hat, was an inductee into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, had a star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame, and received a lifetime achievement award in 1999 at the Grammy Awards. In recent years he also played for the elder President Bush and President Clinton. Diddley appreciated the honors he received, "but it didn't put no figures in my checkbo

Bo Diddley
Rock pioneer Bo Diddley dies at age 79 June 2, 2008, 12:32 PM EST JACKSONVILLE, Fla. (AP) -- Bo Diddley, a founding father of rock 'n' roll whose distinctive "shave and a haircut, two bits" rhythm and innovative guitar effects inspired legions of other musicians, died Monday after months of ill health. He was 79. Diddley died of heart failure at his home in Archer, Fla., spokeswoman Susan Clary said. He had suffered a heart attack in August, three months after suffering a stroke while touring in Iowa. Doctors said the stroke affected his ability to speak, and he had returned to Florida to continue rehabilitation. The legendary singer and performer, known for his homemade square guitar, dark glasses and black hat, was an inductee into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, had a star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame, and received a lifetime achievement award in 1999 at the Grammy Awards. In recent years he also played for the elder President Bush and President Clinton. Diddley apprecia

The Bodies Left Behind By Jeffery Deaver
Plot Summary: Nothing is as it seems in The Bodies Left Behind, Jeffrey Deaver's quintessential can't-put-it-down thriller about an off-duty cop who investigates an aborted 911 call from a secluded vacation home and ends up on the run. From the opening scene (that'll keep even the bravest of you at home with the doors locked and the shades drawn), Deaver delivers a clever page-turner that reads like one of his tightly plotted and fast-paced short stories (fans should check out Twisted). Endlessly surprising (there is more than one jaw-dropping plot twist) and supremely gripping (two hours after cracking this stand-alone thriller, I came up for air and took a moment to shake the cramp out of my fingers), The Bodies Left Behind is one of the most entertaining thrillers of the year. My Comments: Wow! I couldn't put this book down. I stayed up through the night reading this and it's definitely a bit creepy! I like the Cat & Mouse type books and this delivered. There were a lot of plot

Bodily Bliss
Touching you with my words make you inhale the sentualness of my thoughts into your body . Making your blood race , Major parts of your body ingorge and become tender to my touch . The right words, a precision touch and an open mind will equal lust. by sterling p. carroll

Bodo: Nadal New Look To Fulfill The Usa Open Challenge
Montreal civil time on Sunday, before Rogers nfl football jerseys Cup final, one concern is Nadal, to how to deal with laaoniqi because the plutonium bomb as being a strong serve. Or should another point of asking, how laaoniqi will face Rafa serving?The answer then is: not too satisfactory.In 2011, laaoniqi like a supernova with his line of vision. And after this, mafia wars made us be aware that, so as to further improve ranking position, and not settle for one of several world's top, laaoniqi hair extension links have to be increased.Of course,nfl football jerseys, this Nadal two two more vital triumph in the final show of the Spanish firm sharp from start to finish up well – the whole process with the title, he dogged tenacity than any opponent, including tournament seeds first Djokovic, the globe number 1.It is after Nadal Wimbledon first round off the initial event while using participation of, see an existing opponent, Federer could be glad my withdrawal decision.Wimbledon

Body Meeting
BODY MEETING All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge. "I should be in charge," said the brain, "because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen". "I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away." "I should be in charge," said the stomach," because I process food and give all of you energy." "I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go." "I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see where it goes." "I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal." All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the bo

Body Image
How does your body look? The way you answer this question can give you some insights into whether or not you have a healthy body image. If your first answer is “I’m fat”, “My breasts are too small,” “My rear end too large”, it doesn’t matter whether you’re right or not. Body Image is all about perception. Your perception. Interestingly, many women have opinions about their body that don’t match up with what the rest of the world sees. Men can be more positive and flattering about a woman’s body than she is herself. Where you see fat, maybe he sees voluptuous breasts. But all the compliments in the world won’t improve your outlook if you’re determined to find fault. Ultimately, we are each in charge of shaping our own self-esteem. You could, and many women do, go through life accepting a bad self-image. But it is a heavy and unnecessary burden to carry. You could say it’s not that important. You could accept those nasty little comments about yourself every morning when you get dr

Body Part I Am Attracted To
You scored as Penis. You are attracted to the: penis. You are a penis man/woman.Penis100%Boobs83%Abs/Stomach67%Face58%Butt50%What Body Part Are You Attracted To?(pics)created with QuizFarm.com

Body Talk
Body Talk Long day's work SIgh Sigh Sigh Watering Hole is sparse tonight relaxing the nerves with a cool drink Then Suddenly she arrives Big Beautiful Siren glancing at me with a quick wink Sure of herself Independent, Aggressive, Confident My mind, body and soul Totally under the spell of her divine Pressence Giving me a sidewards glance Whisper to waitor The Lady sends you a drink Our eyes lock, intentions become clearer She joins me at the end of the bar Walking confidantly, seductively Sitting next to me Speaking volumes with so few words Let's gte out her her voice hypnotically charming Going for a drive to the Cove As we walk hand in hand To oceans shore Takes my hand placing it on her tush This Plump and Juicy Queen seduction she mastered Commanding me to Kiss her tongues ties, lips moistened hair long and flowing breasts billowing and begging for release legs plump and soft as butterfly's wings Lips moist and delici

Body Spray In Xmas
I get such a thrill from seeing the Christmas decorations going up around the neighborhood. I now live in one of those neighborhoods that ferociously competes with their light and other paraphenalia. I thought Halloween was excessive, but Christmas here is completely over the top. For Halloween, one house had a massive spider web covering the door with a giant spider hovering in the corner. Driving down Somerset, I saw at least three nativity scenes, four snowman stand up statues and one giant blow up Santa Clause. I feel like every family thinks they're the Griswalds from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. I ran some errands this evening and made a stop at the local Winn Dixie. After collecting my usual groceries, I realized I need deoderant and casually made my way over to the appropriate aisle. As I was searching for my reliable Gillette Cool Wave, I found the recent phenomenon that is body spray. I must admit that I've been sucked in by the Axe and Tag commercials. I took a de

Body Language
A young couple left the sex therapist's office determined to develop more effective body language. "Alright," said the husband, "when I want sex, I'll rub your right breast. When I don't want sex, I'll rub your left breast." "Okay," said the wife, "What should I do then?" "Well, when you want to have sex," he told her, "rub my penis once. When you don't want any sex, rub it 200 times."

Bodyscape
From where I lie, nestled between your tender thighs I see stretching out before me the spectacular landscape of your beautiful body. My nose is surrounded by the untrimmed bush that sprouts upon a bony ridge. Unseen, my tongue has found the fountain of your womanhood and your earthy taste is sweet within my mouth. My eyes travel across the flat plain of your soft stomach, lingering at that shallow crater where a small gold ring decorates the rim most distant from me. It is a rolling meadow to the lush foothills of your breasts. Small firm mountains, a matched set, twin peaks each topped with its own perky nipple sitting alert as though calling out for attention. Beyond the mountains your chest and neck display the warm reddish flush that signals your arousal, like flowers announcing the coming of spring. My eyes travel over your chin, finding full lips that reveal nothing of your intense inner pleasure, save a small upturning of each corner. You

Body Modification
I read this on www.BMEzine.com and I couldn't agree more with what was said. I think people should have freedom of choice when it comes to what they want to do to their bodies and who they want to do it to them, whether it is harmful to themselves or not. ~Ash ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “Nothing is legal with body hacking — so what!?! Why should we respect laws made by people who still believe that man should be like god made him? Why should we respect laws made by people who want to take the control of our destiny?” - Lukas Zpira In a recent ModBlog entry I featured someone who’d had a skin removal scar done, which then keloided out of control, constricting his chest and negatively affecting mobility. Instead of going to a doctor or attempting non-surgical options, he chose to have two very experienced body modification practitioners cut off the keloids and stitch him back together (as seen in our scar repair g

Body: According To Studies, The First Letter Of Your First Name Reveals Your Sexual Identity ... (what Studies?)
Body: According to studies, the first letter of your first name reveals your sexual identity ... What do you think? Repost this with the letter of your first name. -A- You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure,and subtly enticing. You are an up front person. When it comes to sex, its action that counts not obscure hints.Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate and sexual as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern. -B- You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an ___expression of the affection of your

The Body Builder
The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, "What a great chest you have." He tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby.” He takes off his pants and the blonde says, "What massive calves you have. "The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby. " He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear. The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that. The blonde replies, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was.

Body Image
Your Body Image is 16% Unhealthy, 84% Healthy You have a great body image. You know that no one looks perfect, and you're happy the way you are. Also, you don't judge other people on their looks... and it helps them feel better about their own bodies! How's Your Body Image?

Body Part I'm Attracted To
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Body To Body, Heart To Heart~~cher
Body to body, body to body Heart to heart Body to body, body to body Heart to heart Looking in your eyes tonight I can see everything I need Holding your heart close to mine Feeling you, breathing you We melt together, two become as one Night is burning hotter than the sun When I'm with you When I'm with you I could drown in your eyes Die in your arms Live for these moments here in the dark I don't know where I end Not sure where you start When we're body to body, heart to heart Body to body, heart to heart Body to body, body to body Heart to heart Breathing every breath with you Next to you is where I need to be Part of every part of you Feeling you feeling me We melt together in a tender kiss No night has ever been a night like this When I'm with you When I'm with you I could drown in your eyes Die in your arms Live for these moments here in the dark I don't know where I end Not sure where you start When we're body to body, heart to heart Bo

Bodyscape
Bodyscape by Robert W. Birch Copyright 2001 From where I lie, nestled between your tender thighs I see stretching out before me the spectacular landscape of your beautiful body. My nose is surrounded by the untrimmed bush that sprouts upon a bony ridge. Unseen, my tongue has found the fountain of your womanhood and your earthy taste is sweet within my mouth. My eyes travel across the flat plain of your soft stomach, lingering at that shallow crater where a small gold ring decorates the rim most distant from me. It is a rolling meadow to the lush foothills of your breasts. Small firm mountains, a matched set, twin peaks each topped with its own perky nipple sitting alert as though calling out for attention. Beyond the mountains your chest and neck display the warm reddish flush that signals your arousal, like flowers announcing the coming of spring. My eyes travel over your chin, finding full lips that reveal nothing of your intense inner

Body Parts--in Which I Expound On The Female Views Of Male Body Parts
Women are not as ‘simply’ attracted to parts as men are. While a man simply sees an ‘ass’ and has a reaction (in fact he usually becomes one in his desire to get one), a woman does not see a part and react with such immediacy. The attraction is not as direct as that. Remember, women take the ‘long way’ to arousal. A woman doesn’t seek perfection. While a man seeks The Perfect Heart-Shaped Ass, women do not have such a physical standard. (Yes, yes, Dona knows a man, an ass man anyway, will respond to virtually any female ass, but there is a ‘holy grail’ of asses he does seek, if only to say he saw it.) This lack of seeking a ‘perfect’ physical trait is why you will find a woman crushing on the oddest parts of men... Women who ‘love’ are often adoring some obscure (ok down-right-strange) part of the man. Frankly, it is also a part that might even be considered a ’flaw.’ Yes, even a flaw she may have one time thought of as ’icky.’ One will comment on the knot on the back of he

Body Image
Your Body Image is 8% Unhealthy, 92% Healthy You have a great body image. You know that no one looks perfect, and you're happy the way you are. Also, you don't judge other people on their looks... and it helps them feel better about their own bodies! How's Your Body Image?

Body Shots
Body Shots I had been without sex for a long time. I went to the bar one evening & visited with some male friends, none of them had ever appealed to me. We lived in a very small town where everyone knows each other. Aside from the bartender, I was the only woman in the place. James came into the bar and started visiting with my friends. He worked in town and lived in another town. I was immediately attracted to him. I had never seen him before. We made eye contact and soon he was next to me at the bar. We all began drinking shots. I shared one with James. He asked me if I had ever had a body shot. I asked him what it was, and he told me to get on top the bar. I politely declined. After a couple more shots, James took me over to the pool table & told me to get on top. The table was in a darker area of the bar near the bathrooms, so there were people going by. I laid on the table and James unbuttoned my pants. He was between my legs. I was hesitant and somewhat

Body And Soul
A Squeeze And A Pinch Your Body Leans Into Mine My Kisses Upon The Back Of Your Neck MY Cock Slides Easily Between Your Legs You Give Yourself To Me Desires Give Way To Needs Animal Instincts Surface I Possess Your Body But You Own My Soul

Body, Soul, & Spirit
Some random thoughts on body, soul, and spirit. I was listening to someone teach and realized they were using soul and spirit interchangeably, which can lead to all sorts of biblical confusion. After the world got trashed in Genesis 1:1, God sets about redoing things. Early on, he creates soul-life for moving breathing creatures, and divides it into the different types. Later, soul-life is equated to breathing, and in another place we're told it's in the blood, which gives meaning to the injunction not to drink blood. Again in study, we find that soul-life is transmitted through the seed of the man, which is what makes the first biblical prophecy of the christ so remarkable, because it sets the seed of the woman against the serpent. Animals have body and soul - they're living breathing creatures. So do human beings. Consistently, souls can be used to count the living, and it is gone when one breathes one's last. I find it interesting to note that Jesus was "flesh and blood", b

Body, Mind And Soul
I've known you for so long now My feelings keep getting stronger The way you make me feel I can hide no longer. Our eyes connect across the room My heart skips a beat My attraction to you is taking hold My mind and body weak. You are the object of my desire The women of all my dreams I feel I could explode with passion My soul breaking at the seams. The fire of temptation Burns deep within my soul A feeling and a yearning I find hard to control. Excitement and heavenly pleasures I feel when in your arms I cannot help but be seduced By your ways, your presence, your charms.

Body Mothafuckin Count...
pics from last night... I really wanted to meet up with ice-t (as he is one of the 3 last people I've been wanting to me and would probably be starstruck with hahaah...) but I ended up not getting there early enough and they had mad security anyway so it wasn't as easy to do hahaha... but enjoy...

Bodybuilding.com - Bodyspace
For those of you who work out, want to keep track of your progress and gain advice/info from others who are doing the same, then you may want to check out Bodybuilding.com's BodySpace. You can find me here: http://bodyspace.bodybuilding.com/melaniepitts/ Enjoy! Melanie

Bodyjar-one In A Million
Sometimes when I'm driving in my car I wish that you would take the wheel But you're not there, Its so unfair What if I hit that dog again? Sometimes when I'm lying in my bed I let those voices in my head Influence me, to some degree Now I'm not sure of anything I wish you knew what I was thinking of They told me to breathe, They told me to lie down I figured it out, you're one in a million 'Cause I'm writing the words down I figure my chances are one in a million I dont know why, and I dont know where to begin Sometimes when I'm running out of cash I'll jump a taxi in a flash I know its wrong, his light was on And I just had to get to you Sometimes when I'm talking on the phone I get advice from the dial tone Its nothing knew, and I'm confused I know i'm losing my mind. I wish you knew what I was thinking of They told me to breathe, told me to lie down I figured it out, you're one in a million 'Cause I'm writing the words down I f

Body Dysmorphic Disorder
I'm watching a program about body dysmorphic disorder at the moment, another brilliant piece by the BBC in Great Britain. BDD is a psychological condition, that makes sufferers think that parts of their body are so incredible hideous, that they have to hide from other people. And that although there is nothing of that kind visible to anybody else. How very strange. Just today at the office me and two female coworkers joked about the normal difference in perception that women often seem to have about themselves. Sometimes it might be induced by other people, even boyfriends or husbands, by advertising and society in general. Quite often I find myself getting sad about these effects of manipulation, just because some of my best friends are affected by them. But as I know now, it could be much worse than what I knew up until now. It's interesting how the world always can pull something out of it's hat to put things into perspective.

Body Image
Your Body Image is 12% Unhealthy, 88% Healthy You have a great body image. You know that no one looks perfect, and you're happy the way you are. Also, you don't judge other people on their looks... and it helps them feel better about their own bodies! How's Your Body Image?

Body Art Stash !!
Happy Friday all Hope your week has been kind to you. I've added some body art to my stash, alot of it with an indian theme. Stop by and show some lurve !! Big thanks to those who were rating away as i was doing the stash (((hugs))). Have a great weekend !! Love Lin xx

Body Image
my but is big and round like the letter C and ten thousand lunges have made it rounder but not smaller and thats just fine its a space heater for my side of the bed its my ambassador to those who walk behind me its a border collie that herds skinny women away from the best deals at clothing sales my butt is big and thats just fine and those who might scorn it are invited to kiss it

The Body
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The world is a dark Lonely place Without love's body It's like a winter's night Or a tale whispered On the wind Full of lunacy And chaotic dreams Until a lady dressed in black Her hair as golden as dawn Her eyes like a blue flame Full of light from above Walked into my life And stole my heart Her kiss was fire in my soul My knees trembled At her mysterious touch Then she was gone Now I wander The concrete canyons In a city of greed And cold hearts Feeling the void inside With love's body gone I can only hide away The tears that I cry With the longing I felt inside

Body Parts Sent To Wrong Address
Body parts from China intended for a US laboratory have been mistakenly sent to a Michigan home by a delivery firm. The recipient, in Cascade near Grand Rapids, said her husband opened two packages - one containing a liver, the other a partial human head. "He started the second one, but stopped as soon as we saw the ear," she told the Grand Rapids Press newspaper. The delivery company, DHL, said it was not immediately clear what happened but the labels were reportedly in Chinese. The company says it is co-operating with investigators. The authorities believe 28 more bubble-wrapped human organs could have been dispersed across the country. The body parts - which are preserved - were for medical research, police spokesman Roger Parent said. "There will definitely be a shock to people if they see these things, but there is no hazard to health," he added.

Body Remember
Body, remember not only how much you were loved, not only the beds on which you lay, but also those desires for you that glowed plainly in the eyes, and trembled in the voice—and some chance obstacle made futile. Now that all of them belong to the past, it almost seems as if you had yielded to those desires—how they glowed, remember, in the eyes gazing at you; how they trembled in the voice, for you, remember, body.

Body Scape
From where I lie, nestled between your tender thighs I see stretching out before me the spectacular landscape of your beautiful body. My nose is surrounded by the untrimmed bush that sprouts upon a bony ridge. Unseen, my tongue has found the fountain of your womanhood and your earthy taste is sweet within my mouth. My eyes travel across the flat plain of your soft stomach, lingering at that shallow crater where a small gold ring decorates the rim most distant from me. It is a rolling meadow to the lush foothills of your breasts. Small firm mountains, a matched set, twin peaks each topped with its own perky nipple sitting alert as though calling out for attention. Beyond the mountains your chest and neck display the warm reddish flush that signals your arousal, like flowers announcing the coming of spring. My eyes travel over your chin, finding full lips that reveal nothing of your intense inner pleasure, save a small upturning of each corner.

Body Part I Am Attracted To.
You scored as Butt. You are attracted to: the ass! your an ass man/woman.Butt100%Abs/Stomach92%Boobs83%Face50%Penis0%What Body Part Are You Attracted To?(pics) ver. 2.0created with QuizFarm.com

The Body Builder
The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, "What a great chest you have." He tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby." He takes off his pants and the blonde says, "What massive calves you have." The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby." He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear. The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that. The blonde replies, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw , how short the fuse was...".

A Body......
There was an important job to be done. EVERYBODY was sure SOMEBODY would do it. ANYBODY could have it but NOBODY did it. SOMEBODY got angry about that because it was EVERYBODY's job. EVERYBODY thought SOMEBODY would do it and NOBODY realized ANYBODY couldn't do it. So, it ended up that EVERYBODY blamed SOMEBODY when NOBODY did whay ANYBODY could have done.

The Body.
Myself and Summer my little girl have been sick since yesterday we both have the same symptoms,,,an it has gotten alot worse.. My left ear has been bothering me,, I'm coughin like krazy,, my poor little throat hurts an it just goes on an on,, hubby went an got something fer me and her however will have to see how well it takes care of the problem,,, if not feeling better soon will be heading into the doctors...

The Body 2.
Well,, as you all know my little girl an I have been sick however we're some what getting over it thanks to my man getting the med's we needed to help out... So we may not have ta go into the doctors which is a good thing cause I hate em...lol... Do wanna thank all of you fer the love an get well cards you sent.... Much love to you all!!!

Body, Remember…
Body, remember not only how much you were loved, Not only the beds you lay on, But also those desires that glowed openly In eyes that looked at you, Trembled for you in the voices- Only some chance obstacle frustrated them. Now that it’s all finally in the past, It seems almost as if you gave yourself To those desires too-how they glowed, Remember, in those eyes that looked at you, Remember, body, how they trembled for you in those voices.

Body Builder
The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, "What a great chest you have." He tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby." He takes off his pants and the blonde says, "What massive calves you have. The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby." He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear. The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He Catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that. The blonde replies, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was."

~body Farm Founder: Dr. Bill Bass~
For those of you that do not know, I am VERY much into many different realms of Forensic science and plan to be going to college at the University of Tennessee very soon! I will be posting topics in Forensics that I find interesting on occasion! I hope You will enjoy! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This is answers to questions that were asked of Dr. Bill Bass whom is the founder of the very first 'Body Farm' in Knoxville,TN. Dr. Bass has co-authored with Jon Jefferson a book called 'Death's Acre: Inside the Legendary Forensic Lab, the Body Farm Where the Dead Do tell Tales! What is forensic anthropology? Forensic anthropology is the application of the traditional tools and techniques of physical anthropology--skeletal analysis, mainly--to criminal cases, especially murders. Forensic anthropologists are often called on to help identify murder victims. If the police already have a pretty good idea who the murder victim is, a forensic anthropolog

Body Parts
Body Parts........... Most of you have read the scare-mail about the person whose Kidneys were stolen while he was passed out. Well, read on. While the Kidney story was an urban legend, this one is not. It's happening every Day. My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. It was Just that quick. I went to sleep in my body and woke up with someone else's thighs. The new ones had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Who Would have done such a cruel thing to legs that had been mine for Years? Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the Entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I Resigned myself to living out my life in jeans and Sheer Energy Pantyhose. Then, just when my guard was down, the thieves struck again. My ass was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they took pains To match my new rear end to the thighs they stuck me with earlier. I Couldn't believe that my new ass was attached at least three inches Lower

Body Image
Your Body Image is 24% Unhealthy, 76% Healthy You're body image is quite healthy, though you're sometimes a little bit too hard on yourself. Chances are you've got a rockin' body - so enjoy it! How's Your Body Image?

Body Part
You scored as Butt, Butts are what really turn you on. You love to watch people walk away and slaping them is for you. Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do!Stomach100% Butt100% Face83% Between the legs67% Eyes67% Legs25% Breasts0% What body part do you like most? (with pics)created with QuizFarm.com

Body And Soul
You keep giving me scraps of you You lie and tell me you want me too But your actions are to expressive and your words are so silent It’s my passion you crave and the memories I gave These fragments, these pieces that make the whole I want everything, your mind body and soul but What you give I take with out complain My love I give you without restraint I give you completion cause I know you deserve it I get the opposite but you refuse to admit it You say that you love me with all that you can hold But, I want everything mind body and soul

Body: 40 Secrets About Yourself.
Body: 40 Secrets About Yourself. Be honest no matter what!! [one] what is your natural hair color? Blond [two] where is your default picture taken? My apartment [three] what's your middle name? Hahah starts wiv an "M" :D [four] your current relationship status? SINGLEEEE [five] does your crush like you back? UGH! I'm not in high school! [six] what is your current mood? TIRED [seven] what color underwear are you wearing? *checks* Grayyyyyyy [eight] what makes you happy? stuff [ten] if you could go back in time and change something, what would it be? not to have done drugs :S [eleven] if you must be an animal for one day, what would you be? doggy [twelve] ever had a near death experience? yup, see answer to question # 10 [thirteen] something you do a lot? go online/myspace XD [fourteen] the song stuck in your head? hmm, none? [fifteen] who did you copy and paste this from? my CUZ [sixteen] name someone with the same birthday as

The Body's Poison....new....=[
You are the poison that runs throw my vines Strait to the heart you go, Poison my soul with thoughts that i am not going to make it. I always say i'll be okay i'll live. Sometimes I am not so sure myself. Why did i have to be one of the survivors? Now you tell me that its back, how am I to deal with that? I Cry to myself never letting people see i am weak, I am in so much pain but it wont just let me go. It's holding on till my last breath. My Every Breath is Weaker then The Last. Sometimes I Wish the World Knew the past has come back. I Am Scared and I Feel So alone. I Brake Down and Cry But Shhh No one Must Know. They will Only Know when it is far to late. To say or do anything. Eather way No one can Save me Lets hope my body is Up for the fight. It's a Fight that will Last Way Longer then Tonight. By Me

Bodystockings And Stockings
Have two wholesale Lots on Ebay...If you like lingerie, if you know others that like Lingerie or if you know anyone doing home parties..please pass this information to them Also have Leather lingerie and outerwear there as well Web site link for ebay: http://search.ebay.com/_W0QQsassZwylde_enterprisesQQhtZ-1

Body Piercings... Ouch!!
So, I finally got My piercings done... I've been thinking about it for a long while, and finally decided to do it. It was kind of a birthday gift.... I got My tongue and nostril done at once... I am not a whimp but shit!!! it hurts!!... Nostril is looking so fucking good and sexy.... Tongue... hmmm looks great, but hurts like a mother fucker... right now, it's been only a few hours since I had them done and My tongue feels like I set it on fire..., I drink some buzz, been washing My mouth with Listerine and all that... wow.. it's amazing. It's a tingling sensation very weird, but at the same time, I am enjoying it... I can't stop looking at My tongue at every chance. I just hope it doesn't get too swollen cause I have plans for My birthday, My pet has reservations to take Me to a nice place and I want to be able to eat something decent other than liquid food.. LOL... oh well.. I'll try to do My best. She took some pictures of the process, I'll post them later as soon as I

Body Is A Wonderland
I love this... the exploration of the body of someone I cherish. Learning and discovering new parts, new emotions, new feelings... The sweet beginnings to a new relationship... what I would love to find is someone for whom this doesn't fade with me... Am I wrong to want that? We got the afternoon You got this room for two One thing I've left to do Discover me Discovering you One mile to every inch of Your skin like porcelain One pair of candy lips and Your bubblegum tongue And if you want love We'll make it Swim in a deep sea Of blankets Take all your big plans And break 'em This is bound to be awhile Your body is a wonderland Your body is a wonder (I'll use my hands) Your body is a wonderland Something 'bout the way the hair falls in your face I love the shape you take when crawling towards the pillowcase You tell me where to go and Though I might leave to find it I'll never let your head hit the bed Without my hand behind it You want lo

Body Fat/i Need Help!
Ok now I'm a little pissed off! The Army decided to change it's standerds on weight...yeah for toothpicks. Where I was just fine I'm now have 5% too much body fat... I'm so mad I can't see straight! I just cut out soda and now I just want to starve myself becaus I have one month to get it under controll or they won't let me go to basic. I want to go so bad! I've been working so hard. When I firs joined I could do no push ups like 3 sit ups and my mile was like 9.55. Now I can do 10 push ups 28 sit ups and my mile is 8.35. Those are all in one miunute. So if any of you guys have any solid tips on body fat reduction please let me know. (I'm not into falling for diet pills...they are a waste of time and money) I need help please guys! thanx.

Body Builder
The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, "What a Great Chest you have!" He tells her, "That's 100 lbs. Of dynamite, Baby." He takes off his pants and the blonde says, "What massive Calves you have!" The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lbs. Of dynamite, baby." He then removes his underwear, and the blonde goes running out of the Apartment screaming in fear. The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that. The blonde replies, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was !!!!!!

Body-language
Did you know that over 60% of what you communicate is non-verbal? That means your facial expressions, how you carry yourself (never slouch), your hand movements, the smell of your body (use a good cologne), and how you deal with the space around you, all communicate to a woman what kind of man you are. Never under estimate the power of non-verbal communication. The most important tip I can give you about picking up a woman is to MAKE EYE CONTACT with her. Look long and adoringly into her eyes. Never look down (a sign of submission, timidity, and weakness) and never look at a woman's breasts when you're talking to her (a common mistake many men make). Women will reject you and consider you disrespectful if you do. Maintaining eye contact also says to a woman that you are interested in her and that you want to get to know her. This is a pre-requisite (according to women) to get to know how she is in bed. Also, be sure and SMILE! A smile sends a positive and important message. A s

Body Language
What does your body language say about you?sexyyour body language tells people that you just want to have a good time, you're a fun partier. always the life of the party.How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic

Body Art Or Self Mutilation
Well, Well, Well. I am sure a few people think I have lost my mind and I did a long time ago and that's besides the point. I was sitting here in front of my computer the other night looking at different Piercings and I thought Why not. I grabbed the last piercing kit I had, a Barbell and a Horse shoe and gave myself a RPA(Reversed Prince Albert) and a Frenum. I thought it would of hurt much worse but actually it felt pretty good in an Erotic kind of way. I think I will get a few more kits and Barbells and then I can do a Frenum ladder. Am I sick? Maybe but why live a boring life when you can live life on the edge.

Body Parts
Body Parts The human body is a machine that is full of wonder. This collection of human body facts will leave you wondering why in the heck we were designed the way we were. -Scientists say the higher your I.Q. the more you dream. -The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm. -You use 200 muscles to take one step. -The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man. -Your big toes have two bones each while the rest have three. -A pair of human feet contain 250,000 sweat glands. -A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball. -The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razor blades. -The human brain cell can hold 5 times as much information as the Encyclopedia Britannica. -It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. -The average human dream lasts 2-3 seconds . -Men without hair on their chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than men with ha

Body, Remember
Body, remember not only how much you were loved, not only the beds on which you lay, but also those desires for you that glowed plainly in the eyes, and trembled in the voice—and some chance obstacle made futile. Now that all of them belong to the past, it almost seems as if you had yielded to those desires—how they glowed, remember, in the eyes gazing at you; how they trembled in the voice, for you, remember, body.

The Body Shoppe
your all welcome to join this lounge which I've had for quite some time but haven't done much with it. It's not as fancy as the other lounges on here and there's no hot looking DJ spinning tunes but for the few that do talk with me, if there is anybody left well join here if you want: http://fubar.com/lounge.php?l=4852 and forgive my fowl mood but my art got hit hard by haters with 1's so I deleted all art work by me from the pictures. fuck it, I don't need that kind of trash. I thought the idea of network sites like this was to make friends...guess I was wrong. cya Rick

The Body
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, > > trying to decide who was the one in charge. > > > >'I should be in charge,' said the brain , > >'Because I run all the body's systems, > > so without me nothing would happen.' > > > >'I should be in charge,' said the blood , > >'Because I circulate oxygen all over > >so without me you'd all waste away.' > > > >'I should be in charge,' said the stomach,' > > Because I process food and give > >all of you energy.' > > > >'I should be in charge,' said the legs, > >'because I carry the body wherever > > it needs to go.' > >'I should be in charge,' said the eyes, > >'Because I allow the body to see > >where it goes.' > > > > > >'I should be in charge,' said the rectum > > 'Because I'm responsible for > >waste removal.' > > > > > >All the other body parts laughed at the rectum > > And insulted him, so in a huff, > >he shut down tight. > > > > > >Within a few days, > >the brain had a terrible head

Body Shop Founder Anita Roddick Dies
RIP Anita Roddick, founder of beauty retailer The Body Shop and one of Britain's best known businesswomen, has died at the age of 64 after suffering a major brain haemorrhage, the BBC reported on Monday. Roddick founded The Body Shop in Brighton, southern England, in 1976, selling toiletries made from natural ingredients, preferably sourced from the developing world. Her business mushroomed into an empire of more than 2,000 stores. France's L'Oreal bought The Body Shop last year. She campaigned against human rights abuses and was an environmental activist. Roddick revealed earlier this year that she was suffering from liver damage after contracting the Hepatitis C virus more than 35 years ago. She developed the potentially deadly disease from infected blood given to her during the birth of her youngest daughter, Sam, in 1971. http://in.reuters.com/article/businessNews/idINIndia-29450820070910 BaZ:)

Body Part I Like Most
You scored as Face, You love a person's face. Its what really makes a person, a person. You may not care about their body or maybe you do but its their face that you love most. You just love how they look. Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do!Eyes100% Stomach100% Butt100% Face100% Between the legs67% Breasts0% Legs0% What body part do you like most? (with pics)created with QuizFarm.com

~body Of Art~
Body of Art ~Body of Art~ you are my body of art you are my temple of love you are my every wish as the stars shine above your skin is darkened your thighs are toned your stomach is hard my hands want to roam the lines in your face your features defined I will make love to you I may not be so kind your body I'll rapture your lips I will kiss I will capture your heart when I move my hips your body I cherish to love and adore you nourish desires I've never known before every part of your body is very precious to me as I lay in the after glow upon your flowing sea

Body, Mind And Soul..written By-gp05 (not On Here)
I've known you for so long now My feelings keep getting stronger The way you make me feel I can hide no longer. Our eyes connect across the room My heart skips a beat My attraction to you is taking hold My mind and body weak. You are the object of my desire The man of all my dreams I feel I could explode with passion My soul breaking at the seams. The fire of temptation Burns deep within my soul A feeling and a yearning I find hard to control. Excitement and heavenly pleasures I feel when in your arms I cannot help but be seduced By your ways, your presence, your charms.

A Body In The Bed
A man and his wife were vacationing in Las Vegas. Soon after arriving in their room, they discovered it was filled with the most overpowering stench they had ever smelled. They called the front desk to complain and headed for the casinos for some late-night gambling while the problem was taken care of. When they returned to their room, the stench was replaced with the strong smell of chemical cleaners and deodorizers. Satisfied tha the hotel had properly cleaned their room, the couple went to bed, but were awakened a short time later by the same overpowering smell - this time stronger than before. Now irritated, the husband called the hotel's manager and demanded that they be moved to a new room. While his wife packed up their belongings, the man ripped the sheets off the bed, as that all seemed to be where the smell was originating. There, stuffed in a hole cut in the mattress, lay the body of a well-dressed man, slowly decomposing. The couple was given a complimentary suite immediate

Body Parts
Man buys smoker, finds human leg inside Tue Sep 25, 11:43 PM ET Ha ha! The mother's name is "PEG"! A man who bought a smoker Tuesday at an auction of abandoned items might have thought twice had he looked inside first. Maiden police said the man opened up the smoker and saw what he thought was a piece of driftwood wrapped in paper. When he unwrapped it, he found a human leg, cut off 2 to 3 inches above the knee. The smoker had been sold at an auction of items left behind at a storage facility, so investigators contacted the mother and son who had rented the space where the smoker was found. The mother, Peg Steele, explained her son had his leg amputated after a plane crash and kept the leg following the surgery "for religious reasons" she doesn't know much about. "The rest of the family was very much against it," Steele said. Steele said her son, John Wood, plans to drive to Maiden, about 35 miles northwest of Charlotte, to reclaim his amputated leg, police

Body Of Chicago Woman Found
Body Confirmed as Missing Chicago Woman Police Find Body Near Site Where Missing Saleswoman's Car Was Found The Associated Press CALUMET CITY, Ill. A body found Thursday near a suburban Chicago forest preserve is that of a 28-year-old pharmaceutical sales representative missing for more than a week, a family member and spokesman said. Nailah Franklin's uncle, Jon Merrill, and family friend and spokesman, Andrew Holmes, told WFLD-TV that authorities have confirmed the body is Franklin's. Neither Chicago nor Calumet City police would immediately confirm the identification. Franklin's family gathered Thursday near where Calumet City Police Chief Russell Larson said officers discovered a woman's unclothed body. Chicago Police spokeswoman Monique Bond said the body was discovered about 4:46 a.m. Franklin's car had been found Friday night near an abandoned building in nearby Hammond, Ind. She recently had filed a police report about threatening phone calls she receiv

Body Of A Porn Star
Comments on this mumm: mystery_man_017... (Online) M, 37 Bedford, MA 2007-09-28 05:17:24 #20 of 20 The problems that I had have always been asking for it too much and my partner not being interested. It's a tough situation and I feel for you. Hell, you've got the body of a pornstar. What the hell is he thinking? He wants to watch the TV when he's got the real thing right in front of him?

Body Painting By Mssd
Body Painting by MSSD © It's mid-afternoon on a clear Saturday in August at San Diego's clothing optional Black's Beach. The teenage girl kneeling in the sand in front of Matt Sinclair is completely naked. She holds a shock of curly brown hair back with one hand and thrusts her breasts forward. Her green eyes follow the movement of the paintbrush in Matt's hand, and then at Matt himself focused on his work. In Matt's experience teenage girls show up in groups of two or three, if they show up at all, and are nervous and twitchy. This girl is different. She is alone, quiet, and curious. Her small breasts are tipped with hard red nipples that look like strawberries. Her pubic hair is shaved except for a light brown oval that sits like an island an inch above her pussy. A silver loop hangs from her pierced navel. Matt faces her Indian style and applies the paint slowly around her nipple. He sees the tip stiffen in response to the pressure of the soft bristles of the brush head. She

Body Painting By Pantie_fan
Body Painting by pantie_fan © It all started with one of those kids colouring kits that were used at parties to paint children's as tigers, princesses etc. I don't even know any more when or why the idea occurred to me, but once I had got it into my head, I couldn't get rid of it. I wanted to paint my wife's naked body with colour and then have her pose for me while I filmed her. I kept thinking about how to organise it and gradually filled in the details. I was going to paint a very brief bikini and then have Sandy go outside into our garden and carry out various tasks and poses as if she were wearing the real thing. Not too much of a thrill you might think, but our back garden is overlooked by a pathway where all of the locals go out for walks with their dogs. It was probably only about 70m away and given how busy the path was, the chances of Sandy being seen were nearing 100%! When the day came, I was pretty nervous of Sandy's reaction. I had made sure that the video came

The Body Builder
Body Builder A body builder picks up a blonde at a bar and takes her home with him. He takes off his shirt and the blonde says, 'What a great chest you have.' The body builder tells her, 'That's 100 lb. of dynamite, baby.' He takes off his pants and the blonde says, 'What massive calves you have.' The body builder tells her, 'That's 100 lb. of dynamite, baby.' He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear. The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that. The blonde replies, 'I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was.'

The Body Snatchers Got My Mom!!!
I visited my mom yesterday for the first time in months and she was totally different. We had real conversations. She mentioned religion and I explained mine to her and she said well ok I don't agree with you but that's your choice. Then we talk about my sexual desires (because I have a second myspace for my kinky friends I don't want hanging with my kid) and she made faces and said well you like what you like but that's not for me. We talked about my new life and she didn't put me down once. We talked about my plans to see my dad tonight and she didn't get mad. (He let me down again but that's another blog) We actually had a good time! What happened to my mom and can I keep this new one?

Body (3/12/06)
To you, life was perfect, "peachy-keen" My eyes didn't see it like that You say, every couple fights now and then My heart didn't think it was right I'll try harder, or, It'll get better, was all I ever heard My ears don't wanna listen to you I scream my face blue, and you hold me still My hands don't feel yours anymore Asking me to stay isn't going to work My feet are walking away

Body
Who you are in your dreams says a lot about your body image in waking. Many times, you experience your body in dreams as just a regular version of you. However, another time you may see it as idealized or disfigured. These feelings about your body may be communicating how you perceive yourself or how you think others perceive you, for better or worse. Often, how you think about your body reflects how you think about yourself as a whole person. When an experience of body perception is central to a dream it is worthwhile to analyze the origin of your feelings about the body perception or image. At times, our bodies will dramatically change in dreams to acquire various mystic properties. These include walking through walls, flexibility increases, or changes in height and shape. These are often just problem-solving techniques. However, they may also reveal a sense of limitation from one's body or power over one's body. Other times, we or others in the dream will transform from a human

Body And Soul
She studies her face in the mirror upon her dresser Some added new lines, she begins to see a little closer Looking into herself through her dark loveless coal eyes Wanting that little girl inside, that chased her dreams up in the skies Many years of wanting, many years she slept in the cold The man that was to change her, only made her soul grow old His love turned into a bottle, hers turned into shame His anger became the fire, hers became the blame One day she set out, outside those inner walls To find that little girl, the girl before the fall In her car she drove, finally leaving that hellhole Creating her destiny, rediscovering her Body and Soul!

Body Heat
The skin, at first like dust, began to gain the torment of airiness to flesh. All his body's bounds from duress, relinquished. A diffuse grace attends this, as if the long fuss of waiting were no trial. There was spark. A depth, with all the heat stored from evenings and afternoons, from ones own and left by others... which glowed deep from a restless head flicking from side to side slowly along the drift from the frame. Cisterns of colour and shadow run through the streaks of wet quick light thrusting in slickness like the inside skin of a plum. Fixation, basting, heat. Heat at the rim, at the body, the sky a net too tight to swim through Sleek and ripe the mask of will empties from the lids. Still it continues. Sound, idea, emerging reflections shaped, coveted, returned in motions drowned out woven over disappearing beyond darkened corners. Fret down the sides of legs up the scalp and every breath is heavier crawling through th

Bodyjar-too Drunk To Drive
Give me the keys now you're too drunk to drive You say it's all because of me Tilting your head so you can catch my eye Promising things I can't believe chorus: Why can't you recognise the need I don't wanna be the one That's always left to find you Some people live on memories I don't wanna be the one That's always left to find you Find you If I could make everything work out right I'd bring my photographs to life it's hard to figure out reality When you're consumed by compromise chorus and now I can't believe you won my sympathy I told you I'm not coming back the lies that fall between the cracks (2x) chorus ------------------------------------

The Body Bouncer
Bodybouncer you gotta see it!! So This is for all you freaks (like me). The Bodybouncer is a sex toy designed to make you feel like you’re having zero-gravity sex. Follow the link below to see it in action.. http://bodybouncer.com/

Body Hair
All of my life I've heard women give different views on the subect of men and their body hair ... so, I've decided to get a definitive answer about whether or not you like men to have it or if you want us to be hairless ...

The Body Is The Victim, Plaything, Battleground And Vehicle For The Ambitions Of Genes.
"My own conscious and seemingly indivisible self was turning out far from what I had imagined and I need not be so ashamed of my self-pity! I was an ambassador ordered abroad by some fragile coalition, a bearer of conflicting orders from the uneasy masters of a divided empire...As I write these words, even so as to be able to write them, I am pretending to a unity that, deep inside myself, I now know does not exist. I am fundamentally mixed, male with female, parent with offspring, warring segments of chromosomes that interlocked in strife millions of years before the River Severn ever saw the Celts and Saxons of Housman's poem."

The Body
From where I lie, nestled between your tender thighs I see stretching out before me the spectacular landscape of your beautiful body. My nose is surrounded by the untrimmed bush that sprouts upon a bony ridge. Unseen, my tongue has found the fountain of your womanhood and your earthy taste is sweet within my mouth. My eyes travel across the flat plain of your soft stomach, lingering at that shallow crater where a small gold ring decorates the rim most distant from me. It is a rolling meadow to the lush foothills of your breasts. Small firm mountains, a matched set, twin peaks each topped with its own perky nipple sitting alert as though calling out for attention. Beyond the mountains your chest and neck display the warm reddish flush that signals your arousal, like flowers announcing the coming of spring. My eyes travel over your chin, finding full lips that reveal nothing of your intense inner pleasure, save a small upturning of each corner.

Body And Soul
Body and soul, heart to heart, finding love is just the start. The touch of your hands, sweet taste of your lips, the distance between us, are things that I miss. To long for the moment, when once we can feel, embrace one another, my heart will then heal. Never let go, hold me so tight,My love for you, I know it feels right. Sensual touches, passionate kissing, I know in my heart, It is you that I'm missing. I've longed for the day, when love filled me whole,I'm willing to give you my heart and my soul. WRITTEN BY PAMELA CJ MESHER aka LOST

Body Scan
OK SO I WENT FOR MY BODY SCAN TODAY AFTER MY 10 DAY PERIOD OR RADIOIODINE THERAPY. IT ALL LOOKS GOOD SO FAR SO I GET TO TAKE MY THYROID SUPPLEMENT YAY!!! THIS IS GREAT NEWS TO ME AND THE CANCER IS NOT SPREAD THROUGHTOUT MY BODY EITHER!!!

The Body Builder
The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, "What a great Chest you have!" He tells her, "That's 100 lbs. Of dynamite, Baby." He takes off his pants and the blonde says, "What massive Calves you have!" The body builder tells her, "That's another 100 lbs. Of dynamite, baby." He then removes his underwear, and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear. The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran Out of the apartment like that. The blonde replies, : I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was!

Body Language
Body soft skin Moving across the design Of your hands so smoothly And your amazing eyes Cause chaos In my soul And flavors float Into my mouth Sensations of eternal ecstasy Tickle my throat At first and last sight Of you And I hide My heart beat Just to explore How deep Your eyes are To explore if they are the twin to the stars And when I close my eyes I can feel the contours of your face In the dark silhouette of my hands And silky / yet – Night – Collides Slips and slides To the rhythm of our bodies in music.

Body Image
for the last few years I didn't have a real good imagie of myself as far as my body and personality was. I just got out of a divorce which was mentally abusive...how i've learned time will heal and a person can grow. I've lost 40lbs since last July and i'm pretty happy about that...while there are areas that i need to work on there's other parts where i'm glad they are how they are now. I love my chest even as i have lost weight it's still there...i also like my butt...i'm curvier now but not blobby as much...now i just want to tighten things up. I'm not looking to be some size 8...i like my curves now and i've had some people notice how i look better so that makes me feel better. summer is coming up so i need to start working on my arms more. Like i was taught last summer...you have a beuatiful body why hide in black...your shoulders are great (thanks E)...i've even heard how my legs are just fine the way they are. Its just good to finally feel comfortable in my own skin and co

Body Found Could Be First Atlanta Tornado Death
Workers clearing rubble from the tornado that slammed into downtown Atlanta discovered the body of a man on Saturday who could be the city's first fatality of the storm that hit earlier this month. Workers using a Bobcat to scoop up bricks and debris called police after seeing a hand sticking out of the rubble, said officer James Polite, a spokesman for the Atlanta Police Department. The tornado ripped through the city's downtown March 14, causing extensive damage to Atlanta's core.

Body Language
Her fingers tremble Candlelight glows on soft skin She’s waited so long Naked against him Lost in his tender embrace Alive for his touch Inhibitions fade Her walls come down beneath him Can he read her thoughts? She wonders if he Knows the truth depth of her love Will he ever know? The words escape her Their bodies moving in time Her message is sent Without the cumbersome words She holds him so close Her body speaking for her

Body Brands
Thinking about the tattoo thing again... Was supposed to get one for my birthday in April, but haven't decided on which one I want yet. Below are some that I'm interested in... This will probably be going on my lower back (yes, I know "tramp stamp")... Anyway, I would like for it to be meaningful and I don't have any symbols in mind that could really represent myself. Any opinions?

Body Molding
The way your body molds to mine, Our hips grinding together, Toes tingeling, bodies sweating, Mouths moaning in delight, Breaths become harder, Kisses become lighter, Hands exploring thighs, My tongue on your body, My thoughts become naughtier, As I slide in and out, Then it happens on the final thrust, Our toes are curling, Hands are gripping the sheets tight, Bodies shaking from the sensation, As I moan your name in delight.

Body Breathing...
Sit still in a chair listening to soft music, or outside listening to the wind in the treetops. As you listen, gently let your attention flow out of your ears as you easily exhale. Repeat for a minute, then do the same thing through your eyes, letting your attention go outward on the breath, slowly and gently. Repeat this through the nostrils, the mouth, then sit quietly just listening to the music with your whole body. Now allow your attention to sink into your chest. Feel where your heart center is (at the point where the breastbone and ribs join) and breathe out through it, letting your attention go with the breath. Continue gently for another minute, then sit quietly, aware of your body. This exercise consciously links respiration and the nervous system, helping to promote their smooth integration. Feeling your awareness as it flows out on your breath gives you a powerful sense of being at harmony with nature.

Body And Soul
May you be healed,in mind, body,and soul. May you come to know that all healing proceeds from God, and he cares about every part of you. Perhaps the healing will come sooner for your attitude then for your body. Perhaps your mind will experience peace quicker then bones and muscles. But sooner or later, all will be well.

Body Cuntinent
Body Cuntinent I want, I shall, I must cross your body cuntinent I trust that my trip is mutually accepted My tongue shall be my means of travel Your seven sensual holes will be navigated with skill My tongue and lips shall chart your cuntinent I begin by letting my tongue flow steadily into your half-opened mouth, which has issued a Visa and Carte Blanche. My tongue gliding into your mouth wanders like a virgin tourist, caressing your own tongue in friendship. It is your tongue that welcomes the approach of my tongue. Our tongues entangled suggest that our lips join together in ecstatic rhythms in this oral orgy. Our tongues untangle and watch our lips in AWE, finally in sheer madness our tongues say farewell. Leaving your soft, sweet, tender lips, dragging my tongue and treading quietly on my lips I approach your ear. My tongue deserts my mouth and speeds toward the ear, I witness your shoulder come up toward your ticklish ear as it arrives. my lips arrive snorting warm air i

The Body Toxic
http://www.thebodytoxic.com/ The Body Toxic Nena Baker We are running a collective chemical fever that we cannot break. Everyone everywhere now carries a dizzying array of chemical contaminants, the by-products of modern industry and innovation that contribute to a host of developmental deficits and health problems in ways just now being understood. These toxic substances, unknown to our grandparents, accumulate in our fat, bones, blood, and organs as a consequence of womb-to-tomb exposure to industrial substances as common as the products that contain them. Almost everything we encounter—from soap to soup cans and computers to clothing—contributes to a chemical load unique to each of us. Scientists studying the phenomenon refer to it as “chemical body burden,” and in The Body Toxic, the investigative journalist Nena Baker explores the many factors that have given rise to this condition—from manufacturing breakthroughs to policy decisions to political pressure to the demands

Body Waxing
All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal - The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...the wax. My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: "Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet." So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom. It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out. ! (YA THINK!?!) So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing each other stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, my genius kicks in so I get out the hair dryer and heat it to 1000

Body Parts Found In Fossett Plane
Body parts found in Fossett plane Officials say they doubt anyone could have walked away from the crash US investigators say they have found body parts amid the wreckage of adventurer Steve Fossett's plane in a remote area of eastern California. The body parts, although minimal, are said to be enough to provide a DNA sample for identification testing. The 63-year-old millionaire disappeared a year ago while on a solo flight from a ranch in Nevada. A fresh search began on Wednesday after items belonging to Mr Fossett were handed in to police by a hiker. The wreckage of his plane was found near the town of Mammoth Lakes in California. Most of the fuselage had disintegrated, with engine parts scattered several hundred feet away. Click here to see a map of the area Mr Fossett vanished in September last year after taking off 90 miles (145km) away on a solo flight. Bad weather Madera County Sheriff John Anderson said the wreckage had been spotted la

Bodyshot Contest
want a bling pack, vip for a month and 100,000 fu-bucks? heres how Make me a bodyshot with the words Lex Rocks written on you somewhere, nsfw are ok as well as sfw. the winner will be selected by myself and will be Lex's hottie of the month and win the prize email your pic's to breen41@gmail.com. winners will be placed in a seperate album labeled Lex's Hotties" Contest starts today so.....get those body shots in

Body Statistics
It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb). The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb. Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet. Women blink twice as often as men. The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain. Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still. If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it. Women reading this will be finished now. Men who read this are still busy checking their thumbs.

Body Facts
Body facts It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb). The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb. Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.. Women blink twice as often as men. The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain. Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still. If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it. Women reading this will be finished now. Men who read this are probably still busy checking their thumbs. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

Body
I recently took some pics because I lost 45 pounds this year. I always considered myself kinda gross on the outside but knew I was a beautiful person. I'm posting these pictures for me not anyone else, that doesn't mean I don't want you to enjoy them I still have issues with my floppy fat girl boobs my chunky butt and big thighs, I've struggled with my weight all my life and know I may never look this good again. So feel free to ask for a peek I hope you enjoy my body as much as I do. thanks J.

Body Heat
When passion burns And lust inflames And hearts go all aquiver a single touch can fan the flames a whisper make you shiver the softest kiss makes promises the heart wants to deliver as bodies merge a single whole could stay like this forever the passion peaks hot juices flow just like a burning river as sense returns I promise this... That I will leave you never.

Body Statistics
It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb). The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb. Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet. Women blink twice as often as men. The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain. Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still. If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it. Women reading this will be finished now. Men who read this are probably still busy checking their thumbs...

Body Parts
Body parts pt 1 Lips Feel my lips brush against yours in the dark. Softly at first, just a touch. Feel my breath against your cheek, warm like a gentle caress. Kissing deeper now, I suck your bottom lip, we can taste now, and the night gets hotter. Our tongues mingle now dancing together, tasting each other. Deep wet kisses, make a connection, more of a connection than even sex. A kiss of passion tells a story, an expression of the soul. A kiss lights the fire, and you can feel the warmth. You feel the heat build deep within. Lose yourself in my kiss. Body parts pt 2 Torso Feel me now breathing in your ear, sucking on the tiny flesh hanging from your earlobe. Kissing my way down the side of your face to your neck. My hands on your breasts holding them tight, as my thumbs trace there way around your nipples. Your burning inside now, you can feel it deep, your hips naturally adjust for ease of entry. My lips move down your chest to your left breast. I run my tongue

Body Stats
Body Statistics It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb). The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb. Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet. Women blink twice as often as men. The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain. Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still. If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it. Women reading this will be finished now. Men who read this are probably still busy checking their thumbs. =

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Body Language
I SPEAK TWO LANGUAGES - ENGLISH AND BODY. ...Mae West *Touching Your Face During a Conversation* – Covering up the mouth is a common gesture people make when they’re lying. Always keep your hands away from your face when you’re speaking. Oh, I have been more than honest with myself and the world as a whole in my blogs. Why? Because I have lived and learned and like Eddie Vedder sings - "Got a mind full of questions and a teacher in my soul". Some people think, perhaps, that I do not care about "my reputation" - if that means that I do not need to play the coy game of I AM SO PERFECT LALALALALALA I HAVE NEVER MADE MISTAKES OR EVER WILL LALALALALALALA AND I REALLY REALLY NEED TO FIT IN SO I CAN FEEL ONE WITH THE MASSES - they are absolutely right. I once had some bizarre experience where somebody said to me online, "I guess shame comes in different forms for some." And I suddenly wondered if the entire little circus act that had been going on around me had been inten

Body To Body
Body to Body,Soul to Soul.I seek your Passion,I seek it all.I need to feel your lips touch mine,the dew from your lips is the sweetest wine.Your tender touch is warm and gentle,The way you love me is so sentimental.The peace your love brings is rapture to my heart,I guess the passion was there from the very start.You move down my body to my aching breast,I feel your heart pounding from within your strong chest.I feel your lips as you take in my nipplelicking and nipping you start to suckle.I feel the arousal build from within,I show you my approval with an passion filled grin.lower and lower your lips do they kiss,not a patch goes unoticed, not a patch do they miss.your lips and tongue are warm as they touch,my pussy oh how it aches, it aches very much.It aches for your fingers, to find that button of pleasure,It aches for your love to send into rapture.It aches to feel that hardness that is hiddenThe hardness of your pleasure rod, that aches to be bitten.I kneel before you to repay th

Body Bliss
Oh my body has been waiting for this For your sensual finger kiss that will put me in ecstatic body bliss Body bliss From your first touch That touches on my ecstasy's wet bliss Ecstasy's wet bliss From your electric touch That pulses your warm loving energy into my body beneath my being It is so sensual, so nice, so freeing So freeing for my body My body that rides the wave's of pleasure beneath your gentle hands Your gentle hands That ride the wave's of my curves above with your perfect touch below My curves That lead your hands to my thighs and my calves Releasing them into seventh heaven then taking me to the other side The other side as I roll over The music plays over the air as your hands continue to play over my body on the other side The other side over my body Over my body to the lengths of my arms all the way to the tips of my fingers where ecstasy does now linger Into my other body grooves your hands Your hands continue to travel over me from head to toe P

Body And Soul
Beads of perspiration formed on his cinnamon colored skin. She felt his body press into hers and it took her breath away. Her legs wrapped around him and they moved together in unison, two bodies, one soul. "I need you." The words flowed softly, sweetly over his lips like honey dripping on her being but it was her honey that he wanted to taste as he kissed his way down her body. She invited him to taste her, lick her, to eat her sweetness and she cried out like an animal as his lips worked her sweet spot. Her breathing was labored and her legs were trembling as she felt her climax approaching. Intertwined in her fingers were his cascading locs as she held his head in place and prepared to flood his mouth with pleasure. He wouldn't stop, he couldn't stop; he needed her sweet juices to run down his face like the juices of a sticky, sweet mango on a hot summer's day. Exhausted yet aroused, she closed her eyes to the world. He kissed her sweetly and they shared her unique f

The Body Is Natural
Physical Intuitiveness We are all born with natural intuitive abilities, but as we grow it often leaves us through conditioning from adults. So much of the human experience is removed from nature that we tend to forget that we are products of the natural world. At the moment of birth, we are perfectly attuned to nature. Our feelings are an authentic response to the stimulus we encounter. We interact with our environment viscerally, desiring only what is necessary for our survival. And, if we are lucky, we take in nourishment in the form of pure mother’s milk. As months and years pass, however, we discover the sights, sounds, and scents of the synthetic world. Though these often momentarily dazzle us, the dim memory of our naturalness remains. When we embrace the notion that human beings are inherently natural, bringing it to the forefront of our day-to-day experiences, we achieve a new level of wellness that boasts nature at its very core. We innately understand

Body Art...
I have been observing, that almost everywhere I go, women and teens have tattoos. When I was growing up, even in the city, girls just didn’t get tattoos…or if you did have one, it was hidden. I never seen one that I would like for myself, nor thought it was the right thing for me. To each their own, I say, if you like it, then that is your choice but have always thought it was interesting to view another’s art choice. Now I feel like I am one of the few, who is not sporting this body art…It makes me wonder, do these young girls, get them just because their friends are doing it??? …and are they really considering that it is a lifetime decision and what do men “really” think of this body art on women?

Body Jello Shots 2010 Lounge
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Body Cravings !!!
AS I WALK INTO THE I GET UNDRESS AND HEADS TO THE SHOWER ! I PROCEED TO TURN ON THE WATER AND LIGHT MY SCENTED CANDLES AS I STEP OUT TO GET MY T SHIRT FOR THAT NIGHT ! I STEP IN THE SHOWER AND CLOTHES THE DOOR !! AS I BEGIN TO WASH MY FACE THEN PROCEED TO LATHER THE I LET THE SPONGE AS THE SOAPY BUBBLES SLIDE DOWN MY BODY ! JUST THEN I HEAR MY NAME BEGING CALL BY HIM " HEY BABE WHERE ARE YOU ???" I SAY IN THE BATHROOM AS I PROCEED IN ENJOYING MY SHOWER ! THE WATER WAS NICE AND WARM !!! IT HAD BEEN A GOOD 10 MINUTE SHOWER AS I STEP OUT TO DRY OFF I GRAB THE LOTION TO MOSTURIZE MY BEEAUTIFUL SKIN!!! I HEAR HIM SAY " BABY WHATS TAKEN SO LONG ??" I REPLY " IM PUTTING ON MY LOTION " AS I EMERGE FROM THE BATHROOM PULLING THE TSHIRT DOWN I FEEL HIS HAND WRAP AROUND MY SOFT MOISTEND SKIN AS HE SAYS " LEAVE THE SHIRT OFF " AS I FEEL HIM PULL IT BACK OVER MY HEAD !! HE BEGIN TO KISS MY LIPS AND DOWN MY NECK AS HIS HANDS WONDER ALL OVER MY BODY !!! I LOOK AT HIM SAY " MMMM BABY WHATS GOTTEN I

Body Count
Yea, yea.....I know....I've had 76 views and 76 "What the FUCK??".....I'm bout to tie the "post" into the "blog".....and to dat Geek Monsta who was expecting a recipe for str8 FIRE that would be filling body bags.....not here dude....besides,the VA keeps me pumped full of the pharmacuetical grade.....shit works great on TBI....thats Traumatic Brain Injury.....from being in the over-pressure zone of IEDs......mostly those daisy-chained widow maker mother fuckers.... At the outset of the Battle for Fallujah....We were part of the 1st cluster fuck, not the 2nd & more decisive siege....we noticed a FAR more viscous and dedicated insurgent force than we had encountered til then.....We also noticed something else.....red hair. The typical Fedayeen soldier or "Holy Warrior" for allah( and I'm not lost on the uncapitallized a in allah) was either a poor-ass ill-traine

Boeing Makes First Ever Hydrogen Battery Powered Flight
Thu Apr 3, 7:11 AM ET OCANA, Spain (AFP) - US aircraft maker Boeing flew a plane that was powered by a hydrogen battery at the start of 2008 for the first time in aviation history, senior company officials said in Spain on Thursday. ADVERTISEMENT "For the first time in the history of aviation, Boeing has flown a manned airplane that was powered by a hydrogen battery," Boeing chief technology officer John Tracy told a news conference at the firm's research centre in the central Spanish town of Ocana. The plane, which used propellers, flew at a speed of 100 kilometres (62 miles) an hour for about 20 minutes at an altitude of about 1,000 metres (3,300 feet) using only the hydrogen battery for power, Boeing said in a statement. The director of the Ocana research centre, Francisco Escarti, said the hydrogen battery "could be the main source of energy for a small plane" but would likely not become the "primary soruce of energy for big passenger planes". "The company will cont

Boeing Engineer
There was a conference in France where a number of international engineers were taking part, including French and American. During a break, one of the French engineers came back into the room saying 'Have you heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What does he intended to do, bomb them?' A Boeing engineer stood up and replied quietly: 'Our carriers have three hospitals on board that can treat several hundred people; they are nuclear powered and can supply emergency electrical power to shore facilities; they have three cafeterias with the capacity to feed 3,000 people three meals a day, they can produce several thousand gallons of fresh water from sea water each day, and they carry half a dozen helicopters for use in transporting victims and injured to and from their flight deck. We have eleven such ships; how many does France have?' You could have heard a pin drop.

The Boer Xiao Ice Palace
Olympics: hockeyPost-Games use: multi-purpose sportsConcerts and entertainment center capacity: 12000 (sitting)Started: 2012International testing activities: tour eurohockey (December 2012) IIHF World Championship (U18) (2013) The Boer Xiao Ice Palace is part of the International Ice Hockey Federation (IIHF) operating facilities, including Boer Xiao Ice Palace ice hockey arena and training field. Located in the vicinity of the other venues, Olympic athletes and guests maximum comfort.Held during the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi, will accommodate 12,000 spectators, the top covered by a dome. Boer Xiao Ice Palace design is based on the phenomenon of declining frozen achieve overall balance.Boer Xiao Ice Palace after the Olympics, will serve as an ultra-modern, world-class multi-purpose sports and entertainment center.The Ice Palace Boer Xiao completely highlight the characteristics of this stadium. It will be held during the Winter Olympics activities the largest one of t

Boeuf Au Mi-sel
3 Pounds of Corned Beef 4 Carrots 2 Turnips 4 small Parsnips 4 small Onions 1 Clove of Garlic (chopped fine) Put the corned beef on to boil in a large pot of cold water. Cover the pot. When it begins boiling well, set it back to cook gently, and allow 3 hours or until tender. Two hours before serving, add the whole carrots and quartered turnips and parsnips. About a half hour before serving, add the onions, and the chopped garlic. Let the vegetables boil with the beef. Serve with the vegetables ranged around the rim of the platter. Corned beef is also served with cabbage, but never boil the cabbage in the beef as both will become indigestible. The meat should be as tender as a spring chicken when done.

B Of B Members
THE FOUNDERS♂МдяQ v.2.0@ CherryTAPAchilles@ CherryTAP(PLEASE NOTE if your NOT on this LIST your NOT in BAND of BROTHERS) 68 MEMBERS please ADD and/or FAN all other MEMBERS in group!This is NOT a BOMB SQUAD or FAN ME bullshit....This group of people inform and protect each other from down raters,Stalkers,Drama People.What we do is after someone in our group was been down rated we go and up rate or FIX the photo's that have been down rated and BLOCK the USER that did it ...also posting his link.We need VIC'S to drop 11's on the PHOTO.For now I'm going to use my C.T.A.F members to ACT.All the people who join I will add to my ALBUM (BAND OF BROTHERS) from there you can see other members and click the name to go to their profile.Please NOTE we DO NOT ACCEPT cherries on the TOP 50 or DRAMA people.MUST have a SALUTE ...last of all WE DON'T UP-RATE NSFW photo's .Also please note I must RIP your main photo for ID,It will be placed in my B of B album with NO RIP option

Bofh #1
It's backup day today so I'm pissed off. Being the BOFH, however, does have it's advantages. I reassign null to be the tape device - it's so much more economical on my time as I don't have to keep getting up to change tapes every 5 minutes. And it speeds up backups too, so it can't be all bad can it? Of course not. A user rings "Do you know why the system is slow?" they ask "It's probably something to do with..." I look up today's excuse ".. clock speed" "Oh" (Not knowing what I'm talking about, they're satisfied) "Do you know when it will be fixed?" "Fixed? There's 275 users on your machine, and one of them is you. Don't be so selfish - logout now and give someone else a chance!" "But my research results are due in tommorrow and all I need is one page of Laser Print.." "SURE YOU DO. Well; You just keep telling yourself that buddy!" I hang up. You'd really think people would learn not to call.. The phone rings. It'll be him again, I know. That annoys me. I pu

Bofh #2
I'm sitting at the desk, playing x-tank, when some thoughtless bastard rings me on the phone. I pick it up. "Hello?" I say. "Who is this?" they say "It's me I think" I say, having successfully attended a telephone skills course "Me Who?" "Is this like a knock knock joke?" I say, trying anything to save myself having to end this game. Too LATE! I get killed. Now I'm pissed! "What can I do for you?" I ask pleasantly - (one of the key warning signs) "Um, I want to know if we have a particular software package.." "Which package is that?" "Uh, B-A-S-I-C it's called." >clickety clickety d-e-l b-a-s-i-c.e-x-e< "Um no, we don't have that. We used to though.." "oh. Oh well, the other thing I wanted to know was, could the contents of my account be copied to tape to I have a permanent copy of them to save at home in case the worst happens.." "The worst?" "Well, like they get deleted or something..." "DELETED! Oh, don't worry about that, we have bac

Bofh #3
So I'm working so hard I barely have time to drive into town and watch a movie before I told people their printing will be ready. The queue's WAAAAAY too long to have everything printed (and sorted) by the time I told them, so I kill all the small jobs so there's only 2 left and I can sort them in no time. Then, after the movie, (which was one of those slack Bertolucci ones that takes about 3 hours till the main character is killed off in a visionary experience) I get back and clear the printouts. There's about 50 people waiting outside and I've got two printouts. That's about average for me. I thought I'd killed more tho. Anyway, I put out the printouts and walk slooowly inside, fingering the clipboard with "ACCOUNTS TO REMOVE" in big letters on the back. No-one says anything. As usual. . . . I'm sitting back in the Operations Armchair, watching the computer room closed circuit TV, which just happens to be connected to the frame-grabber's Video player (sent off for repair,

Bofh #4
It's a thursday, and I'm in a good mood. It's payday. I think I'll take some calls. I put the phone back on the hook. It rings. "I've been trying to get you for hours!" the voice at the other end screams "Not, it can't be hours" I say, putting "Blade Runner" back into it's cover and looking at the back, "it was more like 114 minutes. I was on a long phone call with the big boss, trying to get you users some better facilities" Hook; Line; and Sinker... "Oh. I'm sorry." "That's ok, I'm a tolerant person" I make a mental note to change his password to something nasty in the next couple of days. "Um, I need to know how to rename a file" he says. Oh dear... Hang on, it's payday isn't it?! I'm in a good mood. "Sure. You just go 'rm' and the filename" "Thanks" "No worries" (Now I'm in a *REALLY* good mood. I think I just might write that script to make saving impossible on rogue at random times like I've been thinking about) The phone rings again. "Hello?"

Bofh #5
I'm bored senseless, so I pass the time by reading users email. I must admit that today's lot is PARTICULARLY boring, not one good message in all of them. I was expecting at LEAST some veiled reference to a grope in a storeroom, but nothing. So I'm bored senseless by the usual drivel about some relative's surgery and how the weather is over the other side of the world - that sort of crap. To relieve the boredom, I remove a e-mail party invite from a user's mail and post it under the senders username to to alt.singles.with.severe.social. dysfunctions on news, and make a note in my diary to be there with my camcorder. Should be a blast! Next in line is the online medical records database, in which the company doctors store the current medical histories of the staff. I grep it quickly for "herpes" and "syphillus" and send the results to the local scum newspaper. I cover my tracks by adding an entry to one of the doctor's online electronic diarys for yesterday saying "$500, Med Recs

Bofh #6
It's friday, so I get into work early, before lunch even. The phone rings. Shit! I turn the page on the excuse sheet. "SOLAR FLARES" stares out at me. I'd better read up on that. Two minutes later I'm ready to answer the phone. "Hello?" I say. "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET YOU ALL MORNING?!" I hate it when they shout at me early in the morning. It always puts me in a bad mood. You know what I mean. "Ah, yes. Well, there's been some solar activity this morning, it always disrupts electronics..." I say, sweet as a sugar pie. "Huh? But I could get through to my friends?!" "Yes, that's entirely possible, solar activity is very unpredictable in it's effects. Why last week, we had some files just dissappear from a guys account while he was working on it!" "Really?" "Straight Up! Hey, do you want me to check your account?" "Yes please, I've got some important stuff in there!" "Ok, what's your username..." He tells me. Honestly, it's like sho

Bofh #7
So I manage AT LONG LAST, to get a couple of hours off for lunch, AND, because I can't leave my desk unattended, I get the janitor in and have him sit in my chair. I tell him that all he has to do is make sure the receiver doesn't accidentally get put back on the hook. He agrees and I'm off. First stop, the bank. I change a $50 note into coins and then ask to see a balance of my account. Then I yank the power lead out of the teller's vdu. It dies. I say I'm in a hurry and is the manager around? He rolls over like a man-sized twinkie and asks what the problem is. I say that all I want is a balance of my accounts. I cross my fingers. YES! He finds the vdu lead out, plugs it in, and logs in, TO THE MANAGER'S ACCOUNT. Now's my chance - I slip up against the counter, slopping 200 coins across the counter. The manager ignores it, but all the tellers dive for the money. I watch, unobserved, as the manager types in his password at the breakneck speed of one character a minute. At that ra

Bofh #8
I'm at my desk as usual, and a user calls. "Hello Computer Room, Simon here, How can I help?" I answer "I can't get into my account!" A user mumbles at me. "What was your username please?" I say They give me their username. No worries. I look in their account. "No worries, it was just a badly made login file. I've fixed it, you should be able to login." "Thanks!" "No worries. Have a nice day!" WHAT IS THIS? you're asking yourself. Has the Bastard Operator from Hell turned over a new leaf? Sold out?! GONE INSANE?!!! Nope. The Bastard Operator from Hell is being LOGFILED. And if that's happen- ing, I'm being bugged as well. So I'm being nice till I can find the bugs. It shouldn't be long - bear with me. Ah. One in the phone handpeice. Basic. But then the boss is a sneaky sort, so there's probably a couple more. Ah! And another in the base of the phone and one inside my keyboard. Time for a mad coffee-spilling frenzy. This is a big job, so I bring the whole jug

Bofh #9
I'm driving to work and I'm stuck behind this old guy, the classic slow driver from hell, whose car red-lines at 20 mph and can't take corners at more than 5. I honk my horn but his hearing aid's probably turned way down to "whisper", so I'm stuck. I make a mental note of his license plate. In fact, I did that 60 times a minute for 15 and a half minutes. Oh dear.. oh dear.... Looks like another call to the DMV Database to register a vehicle as stolen by out of town arms dealers... I get to work, flick the excuse page over. "ELECTROMAGNETIC RADIATION FROM SATTELLITE DEBRIS". Fair enough, it looks like it's going to be a good day. I log into "FUCKYOU", (the help-desk enquiries username) and go into mail. There's 3 new messages, the first of which is 117 lines long, so it's obviously a storyteller. Shit, I hate that. Instead of saying "My account needs more disk space" they tell you about how they're doing this bit of research for a lecturer and how it's got to be in yesterday, a

Bofh #10
I get invited to a lecture as a guest speaker in "Computing Operations Fund- amentals", so I leave the control room in the capable hands of Sam, the janitor and cruise on down. The lecture starts and goes ok, then there's a 10 minute period where students get to ask a "real operator" questions that they have about operations. I get out my pad and pen. "Before we get started" I say, "could you just call out your username before you ask me a question, I find it easier to apply your problem to terms you would understand better" The lecturer eats all this up - the personal touch really gets to them. "First Question, You over there.." "What do you think of the privacy of individuals on a shared system?" "What was your username please?" "CMS1103" >Scratchy scritch< "Computer Privacy... Hmmm. This is a toughy really. You mean stuff like reading the email between you and your counsellor about you not wanting to come out of the closet?" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGH!"

Bofh #11 - The Bastard Lives!
The darkness cleared as we got out of the tunnel and it occurred to me that I couldn't be all that injured. Then again, maybe I was. Someone was going to p.. I died. Of course, a true BOFH considers this not really as dying, but more of going home for the holidays. Five seconds later, I'm getting the upside of 15Kv across the nipples. (These ambulance guys sure know how to party). Bastard Operator from Hell LIVES! Three weeks later I'm back on my backside and feeling rested at relaxed behind the console again. The rest has done me good, I feel *great!*. I catch up on everyone's email then let the students know I'm back by performing an impromptu preventative maintenance in the middle of lab time by kicking the restart switch (They love it really) I flip today's excuse card, "GLOBAL WARMING" YES YES YES! What a welcome home! It's the end of the month so all those automatic email reminder programs will be sending messages all over the place. I set the system clock ba

Bofh #12
I get to work and I'm a bit tired so I plug a thick hunk of copper across the three phase supply and throw the switch. The room is plunged into darkness as the circuit breakers trip and for once the machine room is silent. I like it! I pop the phone off the hook and close the curtains on the observation window. Now it's *really* dark in there. I wouldn't be surprised if someone had a nasty accident in here.. I lift a couple of floor tiles up in the darkness and call our maintenance contractors saying the mini popped the breaker again, then replace the fuses in it with a couple of nails and short the power supply to ground. You can't just hope for this sort of thing, you've got to MAKE it happen. 15 minutes later the engineer arives and falls down the hole. I pop the floor tiles back on just as the System Manager (a new and very thorough individual) comes in, telling me to watch out, someone could really hurt themselves in the dark... I nod & tell him that we can't really

Bofh #13
I'm busy with my new shell replacement login script, and it's almost foolproof. Let's just say it pops up with: "Yes means No and No means Yes. Delete all files [Y]? " upon login. I'm really starting to worry about the number of account breakins we've been having recently.... The manager isn't though. His main concern appears to be the number of computer-related fatalities on campus. Funny world, isn't it? I flip the excuse card. "DOPPLER EFFECT" Sounds implausible enough that it's plausable - with a little work of course. The phone, the bane of my existance, rings. "Hello, Computer Room" I say, being helpful "Is this the Technicians?" The caller asks. Amazing the number of deaf people that use these things. What the hell, I'm bored.. "Yes it is" I lie (Nixon would've been proud) "I've got a problem with my floppy drive, it doesn't seem to be reading all the time" "Hmmm. How old is the drive?" "About a year.." "And it sometimes fails and sometimes wo

Bofh #14 - The Bastard Is Back
Don't ask how I got back, I just did. Suffice to say that work frowns upon management material that uses electrodes to gain client information. Especially when you do it to the boss's in-laws. That's HIS entertainment. So I'm back in the saddle. Unfortunately, that means there's a surplus of operators in the computer room. One slam of the tape safe door later, the problem is solved. The knocking dies down in a couple of hours, so I guess the safes really *are* airtight. To welcome myself back, I send a message out saying there's a shutdown in 10 minutes. 5 minutes later I shut the system down. I love doing that. I see the hard-disk activity lights flicker as the "disk recovery" phase of startup run through, globally deleting journal files. Funny how we always start up with lots of free disk.. I just get Wolfenstein started and the phone rings. What the hell, I almost missed it while I was away, so I answer it. "Computer Room" I say "THAT WASN'T TEN MINUTES!!!!" the voice

Bofh #15
It's a warm afternoon in the computer room. I dunno, maybe I should turn the chillers back on, but what the hell, I've got a cold and I need to keep warm. I flip today's excuse card. Magnetic Interferance from Money/Credit Cards. Hmmm, vague enough to be plausible. The phone rings "Hello, Computer Room" I say "Hi!" the caller says "I want to fit some RAM to my machine to upgrade the memory. I just bought some 8 meg chips off a guy in town and wanted to know if you guys would fit it." "Well," I say "normally we would, but today the technicians are busy trying to gas axe open our tape safe to see why it smells - You could probably fit it yourself though.." "Really? I thought that was dangerous?" she says "Nah nah, it's safe as houses, just remember to get the chips out of those stupid plastic bags before they stuff them up altogether" "Really?! How do they do that?" "Well, you've heard of static RAM right?" "Yes..." "Well, Why pack static RAM in an antistatic b

Bofh Misc - He Really Is Back
The LAST Bastard Operator from Hell! I get back from Britian and return to my old stomping grounds to take up a post as an Analyst/Programmer... As an A/P I\'m expected to work weird hours so I start putting in some 9 to 5 shifts to see what it\'s like. It\'s weird all right. I don\'t like it. I go to the computer room to check out my machine, only I\'m not the Operator any more, so I\'ve got no access. I call the Operator. He answers. Bad sign. \"Can I get access to the Computer Room?\" I ask, respectfully \"Well...\" he pauses \".. what do you want to do?\" Indecisive. It gets worse! He should\'ve come straight out and said that the day a user gets access to HIS computer room is the day he\'ll be crated up and freighted to the big Computer Room in the sky to meet the Chief Operator! \"Just look at my machines\" I say.. \"Um, well, we\'re not supposed to let programmers in here unless it\'s an emergency\" he blubs. Dear oh dear. It\'s almost as if he\'s a

Bog
welcome to random blog night again watch for them laugh at them look at me like i have lost my mind most of my bloggs are inside jokes which only me and my friend holly know so have funn don't be so confused its not good for the soul :)

Bogged In Blogs...
Well, it seems like everyone's got their own blog these days. I'm no different. But, every site I get on wants people to blog there exclusively. I have an ongoing blog elsewhere that I have been contributing to, sporaticly, for a few years now. I must warn you that my blog is as raw as I can be, when it comes to the way I see things. I'm not always right, justified, informed, or in the best of moods when I scribble in it. But, that's pretty much the point. I named it "rants of a redneck" for a reason. It's my source of release when things just basically irritate the shit outta me. So, if you do visit it... be aware that I'm rarely "politically correct", and I tend to ramble a bit. If you're easily offended or refuse to pull your own happy-wagon, you may want to steer clear of it. If you're daring and don't mind reading the thoughts of a middle-aged dad of 2 bordering on the brink of insanity, then by all means...be my guest. I take no responsibility for any subsequent ps

Boggin #1 Name Explain
Swings says it all........I have a mind like none you will ever come across again and that may be a good thing...for you, me and the rest of the world...LOLOLOLOLOL! I have swings from hell. One day I may rant, love, hate, confuse...there's no telling what will come out of me from one minute to the next. A lover and a fighter....did someone step on my toes? Wait and see....was I inspired or did I just have a quiet day? I may stay silent for a month or more and out of NO WHERE my head will EXPLODE !!!!!!!!!!!! OMGGGGGGGG !!!!!!!!! ha ha ! SWINGS !!!! I told ya....the name says it all! MID - Midnight....power that pulls at the earth...the oceans and all of us every month. Saturn - A beautiful and deadly planet full of mystery. ok....there you go.....you know where my name came from and the name of the blog came from. Now set back and wait to see if my head pops off or if I get inspired with love or something more profound....hmmmmmm.....what will it be? I wonder!

The Bogged Down Man
Late at night When the moon is right And the dogs are out, You will find me in the moors. I'll be in the mud With a stick in my hand Waiting, for the bogged down man. He was old with grey hair, He had a hunchback suit, With light blue and yellow stripes. His teeth were old and yellow, His eyes were brown, His skin was red, white, black, and blue. His skin was peeling, His hair was falling out. Who was he? I'll tell you. The Bogged Down Man. The clock struck midnight. The fog rolled in. The body began to rise. It sat up with a jerk. It stood with a groan. With a glare he eyed my soul. Forward he marched The mud and flesh dripping off with each step. My blood rose high, My body grew cold. I was praying for day. Closer and closer he crept. Farther and farther i lept. With the flesh having fallen off The blood ran down its hands. Till nothing was left, but the bone. The hand reached forward And death scratched my soul. I looked to the face for recognitio

Bogus E-mails Really Piss Me Off%#%&*(
What ever side you vote for, I can respect that. Republicans or democrats, it pisses me off to know end when, I get a bogus e-mail about something that didn't occur. You really should be sitting down when you read this one Gold Star Mothers (G.S.M.)is an organization made up of women whose sons were killed in military combat during service in the United States Armed Forces. Recently a delegation of New York State Gold Star Mothers made a trip to Washington D.C. , to discuss various concerns with their elected Representatives. According to published reports, there was only one politician who refused to meet with these ladies. Can you guess which politician that might be? Was it New York Senator Charles Schumer? Nope, he met with them. Try again. Do you know anyone serving in the Senate who has never showed anything but contempt for our military? Do you happen to know the name of any politician in Washington who's husband once wrote of his

Bogus Profile Bullshit
ok... we get it... you arent happy with how you photograph! Hell I despise pics of me! I just dont photograph well! But Christ On a Pony! Give us a break already! When the scroll shows you this: Do you really expect to find a fucking vampire? Or This: Or maybe This: Do you HONESTLY expect to see anything REMOTELY resembling the person behind the profile? I didnt think so! Neither do I! But when you see these scroll by or pop up in a blast: Is it unreasonable to assume that you will be visiting the profile of the person in the picture? Why the fuck would a nice looking woman have a pic of someone else as her main? This is the case in two of these. A decent looking female using a completely BOGUS pic for her main is up to something... driving traffic to her page with a purposfully deceptive main pic! LAME LAME LAME! The worst offenders are the fucking GUYS with little hotties for main pics! God do I want the virtual bitchslap comman

Bogus Histories
CHILDREN OF THE HOLY BLOOD AND THE HOLY GRAIL Paul Smith The Holy Blood and the Holy Grail has a lot to answer for – having spawned a whole plethora of "non-fiction" titles that are nothing but good examples of pseudo-history – with the various theories not being based upon historical evidence but rather upon desired beliefs. The Bibliography below listing the English-Language Titles on the Priory of Sion and Rennes-le-Château is not accurate nor is it exhaustive – but the ONE AND ONLY book that stands out from the list as being historically reliable and based upon documented evidence is Bill Putnam and John Edwin Wood's The Treasure of Rennes-le-Chateau: A Mystery Solved – recently republished as a paperback in revised and updated form. Those titles not having any direct relation to the Priory of Sion and to Rennes-le-Château – ie, those authored by David Icke, Timothy Wallace-Murphy, Robert Lomas, etc – still nevertheless bear the similar process of thought and theory-cons

Bogus
What the fuck is with people who rate you, fan you then add you. Then when you refuse to cyber with them or talk dirty they fucking rerate all your shit to a 2 or 3 or 4???? WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!1 IF thats how you are going to be then dont rate me fan me or add me cause i will not cyber with anyone!!!!! Thank you have a great Sunday!

Bogus Support Messages Alert
Some asstard is sending the following PM to users posing as a fubar admin or staff. Please NEVER give out your account password to anyone. 1. Yellow highlighted names are fubar family. Only a select few of us work on the site and NONE of us would send an email like that. 2, Orange highlighted names are volunteer bouncers. They are here to answer your support questions. 3. Send anyone posing as a fubar staff member or support bouncer to me or a bouncer. Again, DO NOT GIVE OUT YOUR PASSWORD INFO TO ANYONE! _______________________________________________ We have tracked you down with making fake accounts giving others fake referral and saving the crushes for your self and buying yourself tickers, you have violated the fubar agreement and your account it's at risk of being deleted, however before we proceed with our derision we want to give you a fair chance to explain your self for your action. First off, if we do proceed and remove your account you will be posted up in our

Bogus Staff/support Message!!!
Some asstard is sending the following PM to users posing as a fubar admin or staff. Please NEVER give out your account password to anyone.1. Yellow highlighted names are fubar family. Only a select few of us work on the site and NONE of us would send an email like that.2, Orange highlighted names are volunteer bouncers. They are here to answer your support questions.3. Send anyone posing as a fubar staff member or support bouncer to me or a bouncer. Again, DO NOT GIVE OUT YOUR PASSWORD INFO TO ANYONE! _______________________________________________ We have tracked you down with making fake accounts giving others fake referral and saving the crushes for your self and buying yourself tickers, you have violated the fubar agreement and your account it's at risk of being deleted, however before we proceed with our derision we want to give you a fair chance to explain your self for your action. First off, if we do proceed and remove your account you will be posted up in our walk of sham

Bogus Support Messages Alert
*****FROM SCRAPPER'S BLOG***** Some asstard is sending the following PM to users posing as a fubar admin or staff. Please NEVER give out your account password to anyone. 1. Yellow highlighted names are fubar family. Only a select few of us work on the site and NONE of us would send an email like that. 2, Orange highlighted names are volunteer bouncers. They are here to answer your support questions. 3. Send anyone posing as a fubar staff member or support bouncer to me or a bouncer. Again, DO NOT GIVE OUT YOUR PASSWORD INFO TO ANYONE! _______________________________________________ **BOGUS LETTER** We have tracked you down with making fake accounts giving others fake referral and saving the crushes for your self and buying yourself tickers, you have violated the fubar agreement and your account it's at risk of being deleted, however before we proceed with our derision we want to give you a fair chance to explain your self for your action. First off,