Commawannaleiya's blog: "gooooooooo packers"

> >> Bob came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife,
> >> and
> >> fell into a deep slumber..
> >>
> >> He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your
> >> sleep, Bob....'
> >>
> >> Bob was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live
> >> for.
> >> Send me back!'
> >>
> >> St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and
> >> that is as a chicken.'
> >>
> >> Bob was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his
> >> home.... The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking,
> >> and pecking the ground.
> >>
> >> A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first
> >> day here?'
> >>
> >> 'Not bad,' replied Bob the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside.
> >> Like I'm gonna explode!'
> >>
> >> 'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster.
> >> 'Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before? '
> >>
> >> 'Never,' said Bob.
> >>
> >> 'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big
> >> deal.'
> >>
> >> Bob did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg!
> >>
> >> Bob was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid
> >> another egg -- his joy was overwhelming.
> >>
> >> As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his
> >> head, and heard his wife yell.....
> >>
> >> BOB, wake up! You pooped in the bed!'