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No matter what we see in life,
No matter what we do
No matter what the heartache
There's a song to pull us through.

When our hearts are bleeding deeply
With no one in which to confide
All the feelings that we feel
We find a place to hide.

Then all of a sudden we hear
A beautiful, soft, sweet tune
That touches our hearts inside
And heals our bleeding wound.

Each note a familiar memory
Coming from deep within
Bringing a smile upon our face
As we joyfully relive it again.

Remembering each sight, touch, kiss and dance
Even when we say something wrong
It's easy to bring back the memories
When we hear that beautiful song

A PETS TEN COMMANMENTS

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A PETS 10 COMMANDMENTS

1. My life is likely to last 10-15 years. Any separation from you is likely to be painful.
2. Give me time to understand what you want of me.

3. Place your trust in me. It is crucial for my well-being.
4. Don't be angry with me for long and don't lock me up as punishment. You have your work, your friends, your entertainment, but I have only you.

5. Talk to me. Even if I don't understand your words, I do understand your voice when speaking to me.
6. Be aware that however you treat me, I will never forget it.

7. Before you hit me, before you strike me, remember that I could hurt you, and yet, I choose not to bite you.

8. Before you scold me for being lazy or uncooperative, ask yourself if something might be bothering me. Perhaps I'm not getting the right food, I have been in the sun too long, or my heart might be getting old or weak.

9. Please take care of me when I grow old. You too, will grow old.
 10. On the ultimate difficult journey, go with me please. Never say you can't bear to watch. Don't make me face this alone. Everything is easier for me if you are there, because I love you so. ALWAYS!
 
~Take a moment today to thank God for your pets.  Enjoy and take good care of them. Life would be a much duller, less joyful experience without God's critters~

 
Now please pass this on to other pet owners. We do not have to wait for Heaven, to be surrounded by hope, love, and joyfulness. It is here on earth and has four legs</center>

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MY PINK RIBBON

                                                    My Pink Ribbon

                                                ( in memory of Joella Goodwin)

 

 

  I never thought,

  it would happen to me

  after-all I was always

  so Healthy.

 

 No family history

 just out of the blue,

 neither me nor my family

 had a clue.

 

 They seemed so normal

 and always there,

 it couldn't happen to me,

 so I never cared.

 

 Then one day,

 I would be stumped,

 while taking a shower

 I felt a lump.

 

 " Dear God" why

  did this happen to me?,

  I sit here and wait

  for a mastectomy.

 

  Will I still be a woman?,

  Will I still be the same?,

  or will I be some kind of freak,

  living in shame?

 

 Would it have been differant,

 if I had checked before?,

 instead I just stood there

 it was something I would ignore.

 

 I feel differant,

 but I'm still the same,

 and it's something of which,

 I no-longer have to live in shame.

 

 So please check yourself,

 it's embarrasing that is true,

 but it's worth being embarrassed

 if it can save you.

 

  This Pink Ribbon,

  I'll proudly wear,

  I'll carry it for forever

  because I care.

Bob


> >> Bob came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife,
> >> and
> >> fell into a deep slumber..
> >>
> >> He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your
> >> sleep, Bob....'
> >>
> >> Bob was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live
> >> for.
> >> Send me back!'
> >>
> >> St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and
> >> that is as a chicken.'
> >>
> >> Bob was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his
> >> home.... The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking,
> >> and pecking the ground.
> >>
> >> A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first
> >> day here?'
> >>
> >> 'Not bad,' replied Bob the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside.
> >> Like I'm gonna explode!'
> >>
> >> 'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster.
> >> 'Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before? '
> >>
> >> 'Never,' said Bob.
> >>
> >> 'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big
> >> deal.'
> >>
> >> Bob did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg!
> >>
> >> Bob was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid
> >> another egg -- his joy was overwhelming.
> >>
> >> As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his
> >> head, and heard his wife yell.....
> >>
> >> BOB, wake up! You pooped in the bed!'

tic tac toe

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hair cuts

A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours." The guy leaves. A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, " How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around at the shop full of customers and says, "About 3 hours." The guy leaves. A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About an hour and a half." The guy leaves. The barber who is intrigued by this time, looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey, Bill. Follow that guy and see where he goes." A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?" Bill looks up, tears in his eyes and says, "Your house."

super glue

> > > > > > >>A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his > > > grandma, > > > > > > > > > >>"where's Mom and Dad?" and she replied, "They're up in bed" so > the > > > > little > > > > > >>boy started to giggle and ate his breakfast and went out to > play. > > > > > >> > > > > > >>Then he came back in for lunch and asked his grandma "where's Mom > > and > > > > > >>Dad?" And she replied "They're still up in bed " and the little > boy > > > > > >>started to giggle and he ate his lunch and went out to play. > > > > > >> > > > > > >>Then the little boy came in for dinner and once again he asked > his > > > > grandma > > > > > >>"Where's Mom and Dad?" And his grandmother replied "They're Still > > up > > > in > > > > > > > > > >>bed" and the little boy started to laugh and his grandmother > asked > > > > "What > > > > > >>give's? Every time I tell you they're still up in bed you Start > to > > > > laugh! > > > > > >>What is going on here?" > > > > > >> > > > > > >>And the little boy replied, "Well last night daddy came into my > > > bedroom > > > > > > > > > >>and asked me for the Vaseline and I gave him super glue Instead." > > > > > >> > > > > > >
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