For user friendly navigation, please visit Fubar.com


0 25 50 75 100 125 150 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160 161 162 163 164 165 166 167 168 169 170 171 172 173 174 175 200 225 250 275 292
My Bedtime Prayer
Amongst these bottles of pills I take I pray the lord I do not wake To keep my soul and let me free From these day to day chains that seem to bind me My heart is shattered My brain is fried My cheeks, they burn From all the tears I've cried My strength has been broken And I am weak On the wings of a dove Eternal Peace I seek So hold me God, in your arms so tight Help me begin my final flight And those who survive me Let them understand There was nothing they could do I am in safe hands So take my life And lead the way Please Lord.... Don't let me live another day! ***copyrighted 2002 Written by BinnieBluEyes
Dmxs Stuff
Dmx the dog of the squad was born December 18, 1970 in Baltimore Maryland in the projects. His family knew in the area he lived that he would get in trouble alot so he moved to Yonkers New York with his aunt. There he showed a talent in music. He was signed to Columbia Records where his first album was brought out called Born Loser. Peepz wasn't feeling him then in 1996..so he had to come out wiht something rougher and harder. That's when he started appearing on artists songs such as LL cool J, John forte, The Lox , Ma$e and many more. Peepz was feeling him then so he knew he had to come out with something strong to keep him image alive. That's when 98 came around and he brought out It's Dark and Hell is Hot was under Def Jams Records which sold 3 million copies. Now he is one of the best Eastcost rappers alive. He says he started rappering for the ladies and if he wasn't the best rapper right now he would have been stop rappering...but he is the best.So lets welcome Dmx to our wor
Numb
I wait for a change from day to day But the story... It always ends the same way Falling asleep next to the phone Day light breaks, waking up alone Waiting to hear the reasons why Finding yourself to tired to cry He had to work late, no time to call So numb to the fact, you've heard them all When do the lies become too much When do you decide it's time to be tough Fairy tale romance, does it really exist Have I become so weak, I accept this I've begged and I've pleaded I've given my heart Yet day after day he tears me apart He refuses to listen When I want to talk So he'll sit now, in silence Cause today I walk He can save his excuses And all his lies Because today is the last Of my good byes! ***copyrighted 2001 Written by BinnieBluEyes
Ode To Tom Hodges
People quickly passing by Their faces all a blur Remembering very few Amongst the aisles that stir I go about my day Not taking note of much Until I see this man A gentlemen, of such His face shines like a beacon Across this crowded sea This man of grey and silver Begins approaching me His smile...sort of innocent His eyes, a child like fear I think about my grandpa As he starts to near His words are softly spoken Though repetitive they are As he tries to ask my help In searching for his car His confusion comes and goes Just like a summer's breeze As I walk with him and reminisce To put his fears at ease A mind full of knowledge And stories of the past A life lived to the fullest Not much time for it to last He searches for a friend As he journeys on his way A simple touch of kindness To get him through his day I open up the car door and I help him climb inside He starts up the engine To begin his final ride Before he drives away
Choices
Some people sit - some people try. Some people laugh - some people cry. Some people will - some people won’t. Some people do - some people don’t. Some people believe and develop a plan. Some people doubt - never think that they can. Some people face hurdles and give it their best. Some people back down - when faced with a test. Some people complain of their miserable lot. Some people are thankful for all that they’ve got. And when it’s all over - when it comes to an end some people lose out and some people win. We all have a choice - We all have a say. We are spectators in life, or we get in and play. Whatever we choose - how we handle life’s game, The choices are ours - no one else is to blame
Level
25000 till I am a pimp lol
Movie Review... Stardust
Very fun and fairy tale like movie..... Trailer: StardustFlixster - Share Movies Plot: From the imaginations of best-selling author Neil Gaiman and director Matthew Vaughn comes "Stardust," this summer's one totally original fantasy epic that is destined to enchant and excite audiences of all ages. Following the adventures of a young man who sets out on a quest to prove his love, and finds far more than he bargained for, "Stardust" takes on every fairy tale in which anyone ever wanted to believe. From wicked witches to dashing princes, flying pirates to dueling swordsmen, magical spells to mystical destinies, it all adds up to a funny, romantic tale of true love and high adventure unlike any other. "Stardust" begins in the sleepy English village of Wall, so named for the cobblestone wall that has, for hundreds of years, kept the villagers safely apart from the strange, supernatural realm that lies just on the other side. It is here that young Tristan Throne (CHARLIE COX) makes a
The Secret Reason--men Fail With Women
As you can probably imagine, I interact with a lot of guys who are having problems with women. And one of the things that I've noticed is that almost every guy that is “failing” with women has an EXCUSE - a “good reason” why things aren't “working” for him. THE SECRET EXCUSE... I have come to believe that most guys who aren't succeeding with women carry around a “Secret Excuse” for why they're not succeeding... a Secret Excuse for failure. For some it's their height, for some it's their age, for some it's their income... and for some guys, it's a reason outside of themselves... maybe it's the place that they live, or where they work. What's YOUR Secret Excuse for why you don't succeed with women at the level you'd like to? If you can, stop right now and write down your own personal Secret Excuse for failing with women. Then, see if you can figure out where that Secret Excuse came from. Did something happen in your life that led you to believe that your
Mmaggie
i like list song i bean ever state -from west coast to eastcoast- i got married ---it turn ---no good i just look be friend poeple not look for married no that ok next preson not for me i like r&B and old good 70&60 -and little 80--i love country hole lot i speak with my friend on my computer--i like my dog
New Adventures
I have an incredible website. Please check it out and tell me what you think. Anything you could ever want or need you can find there. ;) I promise! www.sextoysex.com/ass4u
Sex (poem, Just Warning Its Graphic)
Ohh you like the way I spread my legs, rub my clit on the tip. How I stick to fingers in my pussy moving in and out of my tight wet hole. Mmm That Sexual Pleasure as my juices run down my leg. You like the way I move my hips, bite my lip to the touch of my hand making myself shiver. Mmm That Sexual Pleasure moaning louder getting closer. Yeah you like the way I talk dirty Ahh baby fuck me right make me holla scream your name. That Sexual Pleasure making you sweat of the though of the touch of my mouth. I know you like my full lips my tongue on your dick licking up and down pulling you further in my mouth. Ohh baby That Sexual Pleasure as you slide in and out of me making you rock hard. You like that don't you That Sexual Pleasure watching me come, liking my fingers, seeing my tongue. That Sexual Pleasure to make you come. That Sexual Pleasure making you beg for more, forget all the other girls. That Sexual Pleasure that have you running all kinds of freaky fantasies
Guest Book
I Lost My Guest Book Please Stop By And Fan Rate Comment Or Even Sign My Guest Book Please Just Stop By And Show Sum Kind Of Luv
Feet
Okay, when I stubbed my left foot yesterday, one of my nails came loose from the toe about half way. Then TODAY, my kid decides to step on that same toe (it was an accident) but did it hurt like hell! I think my nail is dying to drop off so when I soak it in the tub, I'm going to start clipping it off little by little. It's nasty but somebody's gotta do it and figure it should be me. Any ideas, MisterFeet?
Need Bombers
hey yall come over and help support the independent family in bomb fest.two of bombing families dropped out to team up with the other two contestants.we need all the help we can get.u need to add and rate the host then you will be able to bomb. thank you. independent family
Do Phone Surveys Annoy You?
I know that many people get annoyed at phone surveys....well, I have recently joined the ranks of those who annoy you, and I've learned something. 1. market research doesn't have a call list. bitch all you want, your number won't get taken off. 2. they will keep calling you back. even if you hang up on them or cuss them out. that is what they do. all day. 3. the QUICKEST way for them to leave you the hell alone...IS TAKE THE DAMN SURVEY. that is how your number gets kicked out of the system. just thought I'd put this helpful hint out there for everyone.
Slave
Excerpt From The Davenport Sisters By: Mairi Mackay
It's been a long time since I've written anything in this novel, but I figured I'd post this as my first Blog Entry. Excerpt from "The Davenport Sisters" by: Mairi MacKay Copywritten 2007 Chapter 2 Salem, Massachusetts 1652 "The Births" A circle of wealthy men stood outside of Davenport Estate as sounds of horses filled the air kicking dirt about the city making way for new travelers arriving from ..:England. Hope stood with her guide and watched as a slave hurriedly ran downstairs to grab more cloths while two women were about ready to give birth. The sun shone through the windows when one woman let out a scream. "I'll never bare anymore children after this!" she cried fully beside herself as she laid there in agony. Her dark hair flung about her shoulders as her face paled. This child felt as though it was never going to com
Life
WHAT I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT MY FAMILY,MY SISTERAE NOTHING TO ME ANYMORE I AM SICK OF ALL THERE CRAP.AND AS AR AS MY MOTHER SHE CAN GO STRAIT TO HELL TOO!!!!!!
Does Anybody Know??
I have one family member that her ACC was deleted How can i delete it from MY FAMILY ??
One Flaw In Woman
One Flaw in Women By the time the Lord made woman, he was into His sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, “Why are you spending so much time on this one?” And the Lord answered, “Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable, and able to run on diet Coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart—and she will do everything with only two hands.” The angel was astounded at the requirements. “Only two hands! No way! And that’s just on the standard model? That’s too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish.” “But I won’t,” the Lord protested. “I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18-hour days.” The angel moved closer and touched the woman. “Bu
Story Ideas
Many of these titles are still a work in progress. So please bare with me. If the story title doesn't seem to fit the story right, have faith, cus I will figure it out sooner or later. Kindling: A haunted house story that takes the basic idea of Stephen King's 1408-the room is just f**king evil. This story is about a house that is evil and the course it takes from the begining to become one of the scariest hauntings in Wyoming. Full of new ways of messing with the reader and the characters. So far this story has the sense of sudden scares and many things that will make your skin crawl. The Grounds Keeper: In the true fashion of a monster story, this story will make a mes of things. When a land owner gets frustrated with the travelers that tresspass on his land from the river, he conjures up a creation from the depths of hell even he can't run from. (this short story is just about ready for you guys to read.) The Haunting: When two people are destined to be together,
I'm Drunk. Here's What I'm Thinking Right Now...
I am fast coming to the realization that my existence is no longer requested or required. Sick of living. Sick of breathing. Sick of being sick.
Purple Visions
How do you know? Until you try, wither a thing is to live, grow or die. How will it end with ecstasy or tears. Pain, Joy, Laughter or Fears. Wither some thing, is meant to be, Wrapped in love or too soon set free A song in your head, a knife thru your heart the love of your life or two torn apart. Its never easy when you are faced, with a decision to run or a leap of faith. How will it be?, who can say? a cold winter's night or a warm spring day? Hearts beating wildly, separately, yet as one. Who knows how it ends?, when all is done. Get this widget | Share | Track details
Increase My Level!
As you all know, it takes points to increase levels on fubar, so if by chance you haven't rated my pics and commented.....please do so! Also you can rate the users page for more points and post comments as well. Ok, well have fun ya'll and thanks!
Sunsets?
There is no position I need to defend. I have no object I need to purchase. I have no argument I am required to advance. I have no book I need to sell. No movie that I need to see. There is no five-year plan. There is no 10-year plan. The vicissitudes of the world and its governments make no difference to me. They will rise and fall. I used to feel strongly about semi-colons. Now I could care less. I no longer care if the self-evident sentimentality of sunsets is uncool. I have only a finite number of sunsets left to me. My obligation is to attempt to be a reasonably personable person who is respectful under nearly all circumstances. I will allow those who weave in and out the interstate lanes to pass me without trying to box them in. I will wander in deserts far and wide saying less and listening more. I will leave no trace. (from a piece written by Rick Moody. See link below for more poignant shit.) http://weekendamerica.publicradio.org/programs/2007/09/15/whats
How About This Then...
since everyone's whining... here's your solution: if someone gets me a happy hour, i'll unlock all of the previously locked sets of NSFWs and create a new set to mark the occasion. if you don't like that idea... then your asses just have to wait until i feel like opening them. ~Sin
Jack Sparrow Halloween Costume
Jack Sparrow Halloween Costume Shop for pirate costumes by clicking here - fulfill all your costume and party decoration needs! Do you want to dress up like Jack Sparrow? Well the good news is that pirate costumes are easy to come by and it should be easy enough for you to customize a generic pirate halloween costume to fit the style of Jack, Elisabeth or Will! So here is how you should go about to create your perfect Pirates of the Caribbean Halloween Costume: get the typical pirate wares, then for Jack add some eyeliner under your eyes, get a wig with some dreads and start walking like you've been on a boat for too long.
Past Feelings
A secret kept that others know but one is oblivious to notice A price they must pay for not joining in festivities Jealousy will be declared and sides divided once allies will become enemies Friendships will be tested and friendships will be shattered. Communication once first class has become second day shipping The term sister used to loosely along with best friends what are those? As days go by we grow further apart and not even notice it One action or event can change a person's world in a matter of seconds Conversations that lasted for hours or now quick hellos and byes We listen to our "friends problems" while we keep ours hidden We back them up and support them every step of the way What do we get in return NOTHING!
Check Her Out!!
Check this newbie out and show her what Fubar is really all about. It seems she wonders why no one has tried to befriend her...I have no idea either, so go show her some love if you get time.:) lilplynurse@ fubar
The Pastors Ass..
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS. This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10 This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines
Life
I feel broken, and alone. I’m angry at myself, because I put myself here. I gave too little, and pushed too hard. There is no one to blame, but me. I have faults, and flas that I hate. Yet it’s those same faults and flas, that make me who I am. Am I proud of who I am? NO! Why, because who I am, is why I’m alone. Do I feel like I will, be alone for the rest of my life? Honestly, I feel that I will be. With everyday that passes, I loose a little bit more hope. But again I say, I am the one to blame.
Irritations
I RECENTLY FOUND OUT SOMEONES HAVING ME SPYED ON, LOOK HERES THE DEAL WHY DONT YOU HAVE THE BALLS TO COME TO ME AND SAY WHAT YOU GOT TO SAY,THATS WHY MIKES GOT SHOUTBOX AND C-MAIL FOR YOU TO USE SO DO ME A FAVOR AND STOP SENDING YOUR MINIONS TO MY PAGE, I WILL NOT PUT UP WITH THIS, ALL I WANT TO DO IS FORGET MY RECENT FALLOUT WITH A SO-CALLED FRIEND AND MOVE ON, NOT BEING HARRASSED BY YOU OR YOUR LITTLE MINIONS, WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO REALIZE THAT EVIL AND DECIET WILL NO LONGER BE TOLERATED BY ME ANYMORE, FROM NOW ON, I AM LOOKING FOR TRUE BLUE STRAIGHT UP HONEST TO GOODNESS FRIENDS, HERE, NOT PPL WHO WILL STAB YOU IN THE BACK OR USE YOU AS A SCAPEGOAT FOR SOMETHING THAT YOU HAVE DONE ALL UPON YOUR SELF AND YOUR TRYING TO COVER YOUR ASS,! I AM DONE!!!!! SO FROM NOW ON ANYONE THAT WANTS TO BEFRIEND ME , BETTER BE WORTH MY FRIENDSHIP CAUSE THIS WALL OF FRIENDSHIP IS STAYING UP UNTIL I CAN TRUST AGAIN!
Biking!
I totally love riding my bike through the forest preserves. I am looking for some new biking buddies. anyone interested?
Ever Had One Of Those Days...
Have you? Have you ever had one of those days, where you just don't know where you stand with the people around you? I just found out my ex is dating someone new. We were together for the better part of 23 years. I moved out of state 2 and a half months ago. As far as him dating someone, at first it didn't seem to bother me. But I guess it is, because I couldn't sleep. I get angry with him, because he was such a controlling asshole, that he made me miserable every waking moment. My only fear I guess, is that I will never find someone that will love me, for what I am. I have so much to give. My ex always made me feel like an ant, because I am not thin and gorgeous. It didn't matter that I took care of him, my girl, our house and our shop. Is that what all men want? Because I will never be that. So does that mean I will always be alone? Sad to waste all my caring and wanting to please someone, because of the way I look. I see all these people around me that are hap
Moon
The Little Girl and The Moon once upon a time there was a little girl. she liked to sit outside at night and talk to the moon. every night she kept the moon company. one night she noticed the moon seemed tired, so she climbed upon the roof, to tell the moon a secret. the old moon smiled, so she reaches up takes the moon in her hands and puts him in her pocket. then she climbs down and goes into her house, up the stairs to her room.there she takes the moon out and lets lay on her bed.for hours they talked, told secrets and giggled. then they heard people asking where the moon was. outside was so dark, they couldn't find their ways. the old moon says to the little girl 'maybe you should put me back into the sky, so the people can find their way home at night'. the little girl agreed.so she picks up the moon, puts him back into her pocket. she walks downstairs and goes outside. it was very dark, but she wasn't afraid, she had her friend the moon to help show her t
Hello
Question
is there really such a thing as to much masturbation? One would hope not. . as long as your no to numb to do any "good". .ya know?
Help My Friend Manly
My friend is in a give away for a one month VIP. He needs 20,000 comments we are a little over half way. This is not a contest but if you can please leave some comments that would be great. Just click on the pic below and leave some luv. Thanks again to all my great friends! Lucy
Letting Go
only inches from the edge looking at the valley below if only you had the courage to jump and just let go you inch closer to the edge thoughts racing through your mind the ground starts to give way you jump but not in time your falling to your doom clawing at the air trying to grab something you know isnt there you hit the ground with a thud blood pours from your head a bright red flow your only moments from being dead one last thought before you go maybe just maybe.... you shouldnt have let go.
Big Boobs
Why is it the larger (I've got curves) and uglier the woman....the more she has to show off her boobs? Granted I've got some nice clevage...but I'm not showing it all. The same with men...the uglier than man...the only thing he shows is his dick??? Like duhhh I gotta get past your face to want the rest of you...LOL Just my thoughts....
Me
10. I can be the sweetest person you ever meet but I can be the most 'bitch' you ever know too, it all depend on YOU 9. I HATE getting wake up for something stupid as I'm not easy to fall asleep, wake me up on ur own risk! 8. I'm loyal to my friends until they backstab me and they'll be sorry for that. 7. I can talk about almost anything I have different interest and like. One thing that I dont talk about is about NSFW/ porn n their friend anyone insist talking about that here to me after I said dont care not interest will be BLOCK. 6. My English is horrible and only getting worse when I'm tired and in bad mood (I just wont understand what people said, reading wrong words happen a lot mayb read to fast etc) lol. My friend that from Polish experience same thing so I guess cause we just not good in 2nd language. 5. I love listening to the music(except country and too sloooooooowww song) , my Ipod practicaly join to the hip with me! I listen to the music anytime anywhere. Other pass
Cry Cry!
I sit here listening to the white noise As words drift before my eyes. People crying out in complaint Of insignificant consecquence. Don't Cry to me of the things I've done wrong. Of minor sins that don't belong. Don't Cry to me cause I don't Care. My lifes my own and nothings fair. Don't Cry to me anymore Of something stupid or You'll get ignored. Lifes not fair and speach is free. Opinions vary and people disagree. But thats what makes us unique. So move on with it and Don't Cry to me!
Extreme Luv
Just wanted to say a BIG THANK YOU to all my friends,fans,MY EXTREME X family,friends,members,And others on fubar for all the lovin` shown to me this last few days
Crazy Contest
Hey all in another contest (blame shell again) lol any help would b brill
Fake Users
HERE IS SOMETHINMG INTERESTING, HMM A FAKE USER I WILL GIVE YOU LINKS TO BOTH AND LET YOU DECIDE WHICH ONE IS REAL AND WHICH ONE IS FAKE 1.http://www.fubar.com/user/1080932 2.http://www.fubar.com/user/1160294# OK PEOPLE YOU FIGURE IT OUT!
Davidalynne
Greetings my friends, This is Davidalynne here.I just know I'll make some new friends here @ fubar.I have seen some sexy females that I would love to know.I am a party gurl.Talk to you all later. Hugs and Kisses, Davidalynne
Add Me If U Have These :d
b4rnz33 if u have yahoo messy barnsie05@hotmail.com 4 msn www.myspace.com/dj_crusty
Reasons And Explanations
I don't need to give either. I am doing so because I love you guys and apparently you can't figure them out on your own. The reason most pictures are marked private now is because no one bothers to rate anything that helps me. Now, you can bitch and whine saying that I don't rate you, however... you also don't tie yourself up and put clothespins on your balls so that i can masturbate to your pictures. You want to tell me I don't put effort into it? Go ahead, put on a waist cincher and drip hot wax all over your body and then tell me it was effortless. I do rate and fan when I get a chance to, I have been going back to rate and fan friends that I have previously missed. If you feel shortchanged, you are more than welcome to leave my circle of friends. You are also more than welcome to post in the stash item that I posted for that EXACT reason. I spent the first few weeks here mainly accepting requests and taking PICTURES FOR YOU PEOPLE. So if you feel NO effort was put in,
Pimping Myself Out
Please comment on this for the whore that I am! ------------------------------------------- MY MILITARY CONTEST HAS OFFICIALLY BEGUN!! PLEASE CHECK OUT THE SOLIDIERS PARTICIPATING BELOW!!! THIS IS NOT A SEXIEST CONTEST, JUST SUPPORT. SO PLEASE TAKE A FEW MINUTES TO THROW SOME SUPPORTIVE COMMENTS THERE WAY!! IT IS A COMMENT BOMBING CONTEST SO WHOEVER HAS THE MOST COMMENTS BY THE END OF THE CONTEST 9-19-07 8 PM EST, WILL WIN A 7 DAY BLAST OR A MONTH V.I.P. SECOND MOST COMMENTS WILL RECEIVE A 3 DAY BLAST AND THE THIRD A 1 DAY BLAST. PLEASE SHOW THOSE THAT ARE SERVING OR HAVE SERVED THE SUPPORT AND RESPECT THEY DESERVE!! Scarletguard ::please leave a comment when rating:: THIS CONTEST IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: ~WickedFriend™~**SUPPORT OUR TROOPS**@ fubar (repost of original by '~WickedFriend™~**SUPPORT OUR TROOPS**' on '2007-09-13 05:12:08') (repost of original by 'Scarletguard' on '2007-09-13 08:46:53') (repost of original by 'Shinygal - Help me Sav
Rose
"Rose" The first day of school our professor introduced himself and challenged us to get to know someone we didn't already know. I stood up to look around when a gentle hand touched my shoulder. I turned around to find a wrinkled, little old lady beaming up at me with a smile that lit up her entire being. She said, "Hi handsome. My name is Rose. I'm eighty-seven years old. Can I give you a hug?" I laughed and enthusiastically responded, "Of course you may!" and she gave me a giant squeeze. "Why are you in college at such a young, innocent age?" I asked. She jokingly replied, "I'm here to meet a rich husband, get married, and have a couple of kids..." "No seriously," I asked. I was curious what may have motivated her to be taking on this challenge at her age. "I always dreamed of having a college education and now I'm getting one!" she told me. After class we walked to the student union building and shared a chocolate milkshake.
General Musings
Yes, I know this site is mainly used to get attention, but do you think you could possibly LEARN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE before you attract attention? Here's a little refresher: "Your" shows possession, as in, "Is that your picture?" "You're" is a contraction that means "you are," as in "Do you think you're going to get laid?" Honestly, who wants to fuck a dumbass?
It Was So Funny I Had To Steal It
Best forward I've ever gotten! LOL! SUMMARY OF MY LAST YEAR ON THE COMPUTER... I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258 th time. I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program. I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish. I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. Thanks to
Frustration
Last night I posted a simple mum on boredom. Basically, I wanted to know who else was bored. Someone reported it as offensive!! To make matters worse I can't do mums anymore. Who can be offended by one simple question "Who else is bored?" OMG are some people so hateful that they get offended by something so stupid. I have read more offensive mums and yet I didn't report it, I just let the offensive mum go and move onto another one. If it was because of a comment on the page, we who produce the mums are held responsible for them. They are meant for fun and maybe get some chuckles. Some are more serious and should be taken that way. I think the person who reported my mum to the bosses was being hateful. I didn't do anything to them, why do this to me. I use to help me with life in general. But hey I guess I should be quiet before I offend someone else again. For those people who are so hateful to things like this I only have one thing to say, get over it. Life is to short to be spitefu
San Diego's Dying Regret Seeks New Vocalist
Dying Regret is an established metal band from the San Diego area. We have recorded our debut EP/CD with an industry professional producer, and are in the process of trying to take this project to the professional level. Our current sound has influences from bands such as Killswitch Engage, In Flames, Lamb of God, All That Remains, Chimaira, and the like. We want to create heavy, driving music that pummels the listener, but still retains some level of groove and listenability. We are searching for a vocalist who: can deliver powerful but intelligible vocals in a variety of styles, from straight up singing, through gravelly/edgy vocals, and including cookie monster/growls/screams has serious stage experience, stage presence, and can work a crowd can write memorable, catchy lyrics and melody lines can provide his/her share of the money, effort, and energy needed to take a band to a professional level is looking for a long term project works well wi
Funny Stuff
You know live in Orlando when. . . You know the meaning of OBT. You find yourself humming the jingle for Premier Adult Factory Outlet. You have to be over 90 years old to know what snow feels like, and have seen it in another state. Your air conditioning bill is higher than the annual budget for most small countries. You call Amway Arena the O-rena! You were born somewhere else, and have come to retire. You turn the heat on in your house when the temperature dips below 65. OBT is the first thing you think when you see a girl in a halter top and go-go boots. You know where six major motels are around your house. You know where Parramore Street is, and you go out of your way to avoid it. You buy a new sweater that will only be worn once a year. You know who Don Reed and Bob Dance are. Your social calendar revolves around football games. You know what Fashion Square, Altamonte Springs, Florida, Oviedo, and Seminole Towne have in common. And which
Ty So Much
i just want to say ty to everyone that has givin me support threw this rough time i'm having... seeing my lil brother go to war is definitely the hardest thing i've ever had to deal with... not just cause i'm worried for him, but because i can't stand seeing my mother cry... ty for everybody that is keeping my brother Nathan in their prayers... i haven't prayed since i was 11 and i'm catching myself constantly asking god for his safe return... once again THANK YOU SO MUCH to everyone that's here for me... u have no idea how much it really means.
My 1st Blog
Just testing the water...
Michelle
hey whats up first time on here so dont know what really to do on here so can someone help me if i need it ok thanks i am looking for friends
As Requested, Caddy
since i know cadillac likes these posts, i wasn't going to put this one down since the guy blocked me first... (which i thought was cute saves me the trouble) bottom up as always offender: sweetoneforyou sweetonefo...: whatever fatty try staying faithful to your husband im sure hes proud to see u on here ->KinkStar S...: look asshole, either read the fucking thing or go the fuck away sweetonefo...: look slut fuc u i work for aliving ->KinkStar S...: you obviously didn't think to read the blogs/watch the video or read down far enough to the part where it says don't ask me dumb shit like that. sweetonefo...: I did thats wher eit said porno star and you have a bf and husband but no gf ->KinkStar S...: learn to read profiles, don't bother talking to me until you have. sweetonefo...: u do pornoo sweetonefo...: wow all dolled up in red ->KinkStar S...: hi sweetonefo...: hi it's great how i'm "all dolled up" and then when i won't give him answers he likes i'm "unfaithful
7-month-old Was Killed 'execution-style'
this is very disturbing..what kind of monster does this? Sacramento Investigators Say 7-Month-Old Was Killed 'Execution-Style' Just after killing a 21-year-old father during a suspected home-invasion robbery on Friday, two suspects fired a bullet into the head of the man's 7-month-old son, who was seated in a car seat, according to police. Investigators initially reported that the father, Sean Paul Aquitania, was killed after an attempted robbery, and his infant son, Sean Paul Aquitania Jr, was accidentally caught in the crossfire. But police said a more thorough investigation this weekend determined that the son was killed execution-style in the car seat of his dad's Chevrolet Malibu. Authorities are still searching for the gunmen in that case.
What Has Our Goverment Done?
9-11.. was it just some hox so that the US goverment could get more of our money? Now I am not saying that this was not a horable thing.. to many lives where taken and for that I am truly sorry. But who is really to blam for those deaths? How many people have actly steped back and looked at the facts? Up entell a few days ago I can say I did not. There are to many questions still that are unanswered. If the goverment did nothing wrong then why do they hide so much from us? Why dont they willingly let us have all the facts so we can make our own desions? But the biggest questin on my mind right now is...if this is a goverment set up... are we really sending our people to Irac for nothing? If this is a set up could the goverment have pevented so many deaths in Irac? The US goverment is sapost to be "For the people By the people" but how many of us actly feel like that is what our goverment..the people we voted for.. how many of them do you really think is doing all this for us? And then
Frustrations
You know what is frustrating for me, MEN!! Seems like they all have the same thing on their mind. Dont get me wrong I love sex just as much as the next person but god damn it, instead of saying you wanna have SEX, how about asking me what my name is or maybe what I like to do in my spare time. Shit!!! I do find this frustrating, it happens more than it should!!! Thats all I have to say for now!
Tat Part
whats goin on im trying to throw a tatto party together tongit but im sayin u want a tat or know any one who does there cheap prices good work get back let me kno whats good iight be safe
Spiderman Halloween Costume
Spiderman Halloween Costume Shop for super hero costumes by clicking here - fulfill all your costume and party decoration needs! If you want to be Spiderman this Halloween then read up on how to make your own Spiderman Halloween Costume! It won't be easy finding the perfect tights to fit you, but once you do you'll be so happy that you'll be climbing the walls! I suggest you get yourself multiple pairs of nylons or stockings and then dye each one a different color depending on how you plan to use them. For instance, you can use one of the pairs as the upper body: so dye the middle part red. Once it has been dyed red you can paint some of the spider webs onto the chest area. This can easily be done using fabric paints. Use blue dye on the stockings you will wear on your legs. For the spidey boots, get an old pair of shoes and spray paint them red. For your masque, you can also use a small piece of red-dyed nylon and make some holes for the eyes. Remember that nylon st
Hotchristy
it has been a stressful day
Friends With Benefits
Friends Wit Benefits It doesn't matter if you're married, engaged, in a relationship, single, gay or straight! A test of your bravery. It will be kept a secret!! Here's how it works: Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass... There's at least 1 person on your myspace that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits" The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a msg saying "I'M YOURS" If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'D HIT IT" SCARED? LOL THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your myspace that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you.
Y Do Grls Fall In Love With Guys?
1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo. 2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder. 3. How cute they look when they sleep. 4. The ease in which they fit into our arms. 5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world. 6. How cute they are when they eat. 7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while. 8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside. 9. The way they look good no matter what they wear. 10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth. 11. How cute they are when they argue. 12. The way her hand always finds yours. 13. The way they smile. 14. The way you feel when you see their name on your cell after you just had a big fight. 15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" - even though you know that an hour late
Jedi's Groove
Hi Everyone, It's nice to finally have some time to come in and look around. I just finished the course work in my PhD program, so now all I have are 3 comps, 3 colloquiums and it's dissertation time. Anyway, I hope to meet some friends here. A good friend recommended this site to me and I'm glad I took her advice and joined. Well if anyone can point me to any chat rooms where real people hang out, I would greatly appreciate it. Cheers to ALL!! Jarris
Send Your Pics!!!
All females!!! Send me the sexiest pic or nastiest pic and I'll send it back with my dick cumming all over it!
Uh Huh So Yeah
Hi everyone! How are ya? Life is just.. uhh.. peachy?? lol. Sucks really. HOWWWW nice.
Champions League Fantasy Football
I've set up a UEFA Champions League fantasy Football League and everyone is invited to play http://uclfantasy.uefa.com/ 134500-21986 (you need to put this code in to join my league
Poem For Wayne 9/17/07
Contest Pls Bomb Me
http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=672595&albumid=543182&i=3903222498 this is my link pls rate and bomb me for the sexiest smile contest thanks to all my friends, sorry if this is'nt how you do this, but it's my first contest and first blog, sorry if i did it wrong (((hugs to all)))
Dating Is It Worth It
Am I the only person having a problem with this whole dating thing??? I have had so many coffee dates, dinner dates, brunch, out on boats. Met short men, tall men, skinny, fat men. men with hair, no hair, men retired, still working and The Bad One, married men (didn't know they where married). And I can't click with one, am I being to picky? Is there really a man who can take my breath away with just a kiss or a look? Someone who I can't wait to ______? Was dating this hard when I was younger or have my expectations changed. As you get older do we see men in a different light, have we come to a point in our life that we really don't need them? I really do miss the companionship of a partner. The cuddling , caressing and just the communication and laughter. But lets not forget that men are just a small part of our life, there is so much more out there, just need to grab it and run.
Help Me Start A Lounge!
Okay...so I'm new to this and I want to start up a lounge. But, I was informed I need more than 10 points? So help! I need to know how to rack up points quick...
Contest
Yayyy! I am in another contest and I hope all my friends and family will help me and show some support!!!! I lovie u all and I hope you will show me how much you lovie me too!!! Just click on the link below and rate and comment the picture. Most comments wins and bombing is allowed!!!!! If you dont want to bomb then its fine just rate and leave at least one comment so I know you stopped by. The contest ends on Sept 24th. Please help me out! thanks! Click the pic below and it will take you there.
Freind's With Beny's
Friends Wit Benefits It doesn't matter if you're married, engaged, in a relationship, single, gay or straight! A test of your bravery. It will be kept a secret!! Here's how it works: Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass... There's at least 1 person on your myspace that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits" The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a msg saying "I'M YOURS" If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'D HIT IT" SCARED? LOL THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your myspace that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you.
Love Poem (sort Of)
I want what I can't and shouldn't have. My eyes looks ahead in the forbidden light that is you. You, who is the forbidden fruit. It's you who lours me in with your sweet and juicy promises whispering in my ear. My mind says no but my body says yes.It screams yes for that forbidden touch. It screams yes for that forbidden yet familiar kiss. So ripe and lushes that forbidden fruit. I tell myself it is wrong. It's wrong to desire that forbidden fruit. A fruit so great my tongue still can remember the flavor. You capture me in your forbidden eyes,reading me like an open book. I try to resist your power and your everlasting ecstasy, but my weakness for you, you who is the forbidden fruit is too great and I devour you, you who is the forbidden fruit. It tastes like life itself and your juices flow through my veins.
Thanks
A special thanks to everyone that helped me in my contest I know my real friends are now. Also a special thanks goes out to these people and if I forgot anyone I am sorry. Thanks again Bitchy Babygirl. QUEENJAXZ@ fubar ~skyjegreg~@ fubar ~*~ RedAngel ~*~@ fubar ~~wildthing 456 ~SUNSHINE ANGELS FRIENDS CLUB!@ fubar Pussay ~Protected by my R/L and FU Hubbie Master Rebel!!!@ fubar Master җ»ЯęßêŁ«җ ..rl hubby, owner, MASTER and PROTECTOR of FU's pu@ fubar ~*DixieAngel*~@ fubar A special thanks to the host for making my tag and hosting the best tag contest ~ღღMrsღღ~ ღღ •*♥ aka Debbie ♥.•* ღღ@ fubar
Motivation
Motivation is simple you eliminate those who are not motivated. Motivation is what gets you started.
Decision Making
When making a decision choose the way that seems the best however rough it maybe.You should decide what you want and decide what you are willing to exchange for it. First establish your priorities and go to work on them. You should develop a plan to actually laying out the sequence of events that have to occur for you to achieve your goal. Do not plan for ventures before finishing what you just started.
Contest
Hey Ya'll I am in an auction please go bid :) This auction will run for ONE week...
My First Contest
u do this but............ here is the link http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=161910&albumid=571009&i=237511725 THX in advance 4 aanyone who comments
Lmfao . Why Me
My Shoutbox Fila: omfg wow thats hot the way u just talked 2 me plzzz i'll b ur bitch ->Fila: o fer fuks sake , piss off 18 u tit . ur babyfood Fila: wana have cyber sex lmfao fer fuks sake . im sitting here quietly rating stash and i get pillocks like this and babyfood at that !
Today's Rant
I was watching the news and Hilary was explaining her proposed health care plan. I tried to find it on the net and was able to get part of what she said. Here it is: Hillary Clinton Unveils Healthcare Plan That Requires Insurance For All Americans Reported by: Regional News Service Monday, Sep 17, 2007 @01:54pm CST (Des Moines, IA) -- The nation's healthcare system could undergo major changes if Hillary Clinton becomes the next President. Clinton unveiled a plan to require all Americans to have health insurance during a visit to a hospital in Iowa this morning. Clinton is proposing to require Americans to pay for their health insurance at a level determined by their income. Her plan would require businesses to either offer health insurance or pay into a federal pool that would be used to cover the uninsured. Numerous tax breaks would be offered to help Americans and business owners pay for insurance. Insurance companies would not be allowed to deny coverage to p
Cleaning Off List
Well its that time again for me to start cleaning off my friends list. I cleaned it off when it was near 900 last time and as of now i have like 771 and only talk to a hand full of ya. Now I did redo my profile and I'm gonna be picky on who I add cause I've come to realize that the people I talk to and get to know are more important then any points and ive come to realize I would much rather have just a hand full of people on my list then go around saying hey look at me i have 4000 friends.... now really u may have 4000 people on ur friends list but as far as friends go I bet only a hand full of them are real friends. So maybe this little bit might make me sound like a bitch but I would much rather have people on my list that talk to me and i talk to them and make friends rather then trying to be number 1 in cyber world. So bottom line if ya wanna stay on my list then u gotta let me know or else I will delete ya. Now for the ones I talk to now u guys dont have to worry I wont delete ya
Want...
I'm tired of being lied to and finding all these people being fakes and liars, just playing games for fun. Leading someone on with false hopes really annoys me. Don't bother me if you can't be real. Seriously looking for a real female interested in me and get to know the real me past my page. Preferably submissive and bi. Must be very open minded either way. I'm not to picky or feel to be to conceded but must be beautiful in my eyes and other good qualities like intelligent, sense of humor, and good personality. Are you her? Know someone that would be just right or interested? Come on this way, I'm waiting. [M]
Pictureses Blahhh
ok so i did another small album tonight and i realized i need more ideas for lazy nights like tonight... i know you all want ass pics and spankings and all sorts of fun stuff, but some nights i wanna just chill and do some fun light playing, nothing too involved, just me a single accessory or two, and the camera... so tonight i had a little lingerie and a gag... anyone got any other random ideas for light play pictures? come on, it can be like foreplay for your masturbation, lol ;) love you all sin
Are You Sure You Know What You Want?
A blind woman wishes for love.. She meets a man, which they both end up falling in love with each other. The woman then only wishes she could see the man she she has fallen for. She gets her wish and gets to see the man.. But, when she sees him... She sees that he is blind and doesn't want to be with him anymore. That is when the man says, "Ok. I can see you don't want to be with me."... "But take care of my eyes." written by a friend
Daddy Corve
Just a friendly hello to all those lovely women who submit themselves in abandon to the loving service of their man.
Mind Games
I don't understand people who throw around the word love. Why would you think that the other person has no feelings. Love is the worst kind of pain and with love comes lies. Why cant people who say they love you respect you enough not to play the little mind games. Do you even know what love is? Alot of people dont. If you have a special someone do yourself a favor and be truthful,respectful,and cherrish what you have because going behind someones back and doing what you think is not hurtful really is. THE GRASS IS NOT ALWAYS GREENER ON THE OTHER SIDE.
What You Know About Me!
This is funny. YOU fill in the blanks about ME even if you don't have any idea what they are and REPLY TO ME... but first, post a blank one out to all your friends so they can mess with you. Be honest and reply!! Make sure you repost it blank in your own bulletin so I can do it for you! My name: The love of my life: Where we met: Take a stab at my middle name: How long you've known me: The last time that we saw each other: Do I drink? Your first impression of upon meeting me/seeing me: One of my favorite things to do: Am I funny? My favorite type of music: Can I sing? The best feature about me: Am I shy or outgoing? Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules? Do I have any special talents? If so, what are they? Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else (what)? Have you ever hugged me? My favorite food: Have you ever had a crush on me? If there was one good nickname for me, it
Judging Others
Though it is human to evaluate people we encounter based on first impressions, the conclusions we come to are seldom unaffected by our own fears and our own preconceptions. Additionally, our judgments are frequently incomplete. For example, wealth can seem like proof that an individual is spoiled, and poverty can be seen as a signifier of laziness—neither of which may be true. At the heart of the tendency to categorize and criticize, we often find insecurity. Overcoming our need to set ourselves apart from what we fear is a matter of understanding the root of judgment and then reaffirming our commitment to tolerance. When we catch ourselves thinking or behaving judgmentally, we should ask ourselves where these judgments come from. Traits we hope we do not possess can instigate our criticism when we see them in others because passing judgment distances us from those traits. Once we regain our center, we can reinforce our open-mindedness by putting our feelings into words. To ackno
I'm Invisible
I may not be on as often anymore,but will give love to all my friends fans and family as often as possible....muahz :D
Help My Friend Plz
she is a great girl she will give you luv back plz help her
Adding Music
Can some one guide me on how to add music to my page plz.... thank you
R.b.w. + K.o.w. Info
Do you have what it takes to be an Elite Bomber,for The Royal Bombing Wolves?Royal Bombing Wolves are Seeking Exsperianced Comment Bombers. Requirerments: As soon as you Sign in you Comment Bomb all Allotted Daily Comments on a Kingdom Contestant.Displaying Loyalty,Respect,Love + with these 3 you Display Honor towards your Pack. If Enterested Please Contact: *Lord Wolf*,Bombs Away K.O.W--R.B.W.,Contests to Bomb,Cherokee Princess,StonerButterfly,Simply Amazi@ fubar Desireme4u~~Queen of RBW~~@ fubar Royal Bombing Wolves,,Headquarters@ fubar Contests To Bomb,Show Some Love Kingdom of Wolves. Simply Amazeing Contest Link:All Bombers not yet in a Platoon Please Continue to Bomb here. Cherokee Princess Contest Link:Platoons A + C will Bomb this Contest. Stone Butterfly; sister to Boogies Momma needs our help. Contest has already begun! Click on picture below to get started!Platoons B. + D.
Life
when life throws u a bunch of lemons....what do u do?.....u make lemonaide
Ok.. Warning.. I Am Pissed.
I have had enough, I am done keeping this inside. I need to let this out, and I don't give a good G.Damn if anyone doesnt like it!! Ok... Let me ask a question... Why is it that single mothers always end up having to clean up the bullshit messes that their ex's create??? ( And generally get ZERO CREDIT for doing so?? ) I recieved an email last week from my first husbands new wife saying that we may have to "reevaluate" his support payments because he has been cut down on hours at work. WELL EXCUSE ME.. BUT IT WAS * HIS * CHOICE TO QUIT HIS LAST JOB THAT PAID GOOD MONEY IN FAVOUR OF A JOB IN THE TOURIST INDUSTRY THAT EVERYONE WITH HALF A BRAIN STEM KNOWS ENDS UP CUTTING HOURS AFTER PEAK TOURIST SEASON ENDS. Maybe if the two of them grew a damn brain, stopped taking so many damn vacations, and saved that money instead of spending it all... and dipping into MY DAUGHTERS bank account to buy groceries for the two of them and THEIR KID... they would not be in this situ
Depressed Dogs
BonerolAdd to My Profile | More Videos
Soldiers
As a veteran and having dealt with the VA system this is a cause that needs addressed. Dear Congressman Filner, 1.5 million people have served in Iraq and Afghanistan. Almost one-third of them will have a serious mental health problem – like depression, or Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder. That’s why I’m supporting IAVA and Drowning Pool’s “This is For the Soldiers” campaign to make sure the mental health needs of our troops are a top priority. We know you’re a strong supporter of the troops. You co-sponsored the crucial Lane Evans bill, which would get veterans the counseling and support they need. But without your leadership, this bill will continue to just sit in committee. We hope you’ll join us and bring this bill before the committee. With your help, we can get this bill moving and get troops the care they deserve.
Bomb Her She Wants It Bad..
Spank the hell out of her she loves it . She is a great friend and person give her some love ty.. She will return it
Please Help Out
PLEASE HELP MY FRIEND IN A CONTEST COME AND SHOW HIM SOME LOVE THANK YOU VERY MUCH HUGGS LISA XXX
Resignation
RESIGNATION I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an eight-year old again. I want to go to McDonald's and think that it's a four-star restaurant. I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make a sidewalk with rocks. I want to think M&Ms are better than money because you can eat them. I want to lie under a big oak tree and run a lemonade stand with my friends on a hot summer's day. I want to return to a time when life was simple; when all you knew were colours, multiplication tables, and nursery rhymes, but that didn't bother you, because you didn't know what you didn't know and you didn't care. All you knew was to be happy because you were blissfully unaware of all the things that should make you worried or upset. I want to be oblivious to the complexities of life and be overly excited by the little things. I want to live simple again. I don't w
Other Me
~*~just freeky enuff~*~@ fubar
When God Paints
when god paints he uses all his colours
Target Bouncer
I COULDN'T RESIST , SEEIN THIS EVERY SEC OF THE DAY WHEN YOU RATING
Polotics
Whether Liberal or Labour , I think you'll get a kick out of this! A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense." So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his
Meeting
hello to all WTC members....We are going to have a meeting sept 20 at 9pm est you all must be there...This is something all members need to be here....We have alot to talk about i think it will make are family stronger we need to discuss alot of issues so thank you for your time Founder DJphilburg360
Try It Another Way :p
Since we still seemed to be having trouble getting the message across in blogs and profiles and such... new idea! there are now two pictures posted with the following "have you read my profile yet?" and "stop asking! i will not unlock them for you" lol, i figure if they're gonna skip straight to the pics, maybe this way has a shot... anyone else have ideas??? lol :p ~~Sin
Wallmart Greeter
Wal-Mart greeter > >A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her >two kids, >yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. > >The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, >"Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are >they twins?" > >The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't." > >"The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think >they're twins? >Are you blind, or just stupid?" > >"I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I just >couldn't believe you got laid twice." >"Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart." debi to enjoy have laughter
My Living Will
MY LIVING WILL Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room And I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, Dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If That ever happens, just pull the plug.' She got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out my wine. She's such a bitch.....
Honestly, Do You?
I'm curious as to how many of you actually read the things i post... I don't mean the stash updates or the silly blog posts... those i can see by who goes from the stash to the items or views/comments on blogs... what i want to know is have you honestly taken any time to read about me? Did you read it when I posted the bulliten? Do you ever glance through my Dunno Stash (the SFW poetry I've written), or the Ramblings blog (containing both SFW and NSFW writing)? When you went through to rate them, did you read them? or did you just click the button? And please be honest, if you're just here for the pictures, that's awesome too, as an exhibitionist, that's awesome, but i'm curious as to who actually wonders about the person in the pictures... Please comment either way, just so i know ;) Sin
Top 10 Reasons Why Its Better To Be A Man On "fubar" Than A Women!! ;)
10. WE DONT GET STALKED. 09. WE DONT GET "CAN I SEE YOU N.S.F.W. PICS"!!! 08. WERE NOT BOMBARDED BY "HORNY WOMEN" ASKING US IF WE WANNA SEE PICS OF THIER TITS AND PUSSY. 07. WE DONT GET "WANNA FUCK"? IN OUR SHOUT BOX , ITS A SHOUT BOX DUMBASS!!! 06. OUR PICS DONT HAVE REPETITIVE COMMENTS LIKE: "DAMN GIRL", "UR FUCKIN SMOKIN","DAMN GIRL LEMME HIT DAT", AND THE BEST : "YOUR HOT" 05. WE DONT GET CALLED A "BITCH" WHEN WE WONT RESPOND IN A TIMLY FASHION 04. WE TALK , THEY DONT RESPOND ...ITS ENOUGH TIME TO GO GET ANOTHER BEER . 03. OUR CLEAVEGE IS A NON-ISSUE 02. WE DONT HAVE TO WEAR THONGS. 01. AND THE #1 REASON IS IF YOU DONT GET WHAT YOU WANT AS FAST AS YOU WANT....TYPE TITS AND PUSSY IN YOUR SEARCH ENGINE.....ITS JUST A CLICK AWAY THERE ARE PLENTY THERE....SO GIVE IT A TRY...I LIKE TO CALL IT A "FUBAR ASSHOLE CLEANSING"
Cleverst Email!
Cleverest Email This has got to be one of the cleverest E-mails I've received in awhile. Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (Wait till you see the last one)! DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY ELECTION RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE THE EARTHQU
Im Coming
come check me out!!! previews of whats inside!! www.bighotbombshells.com
Bout Me
I DONT REALLY KNOW WHAT TO BLOG BOUT SO ILL TELL U A LITTLE BOUT ME .IM 35 FROM MURRAY KY I LISTEN TO JUST BOUT ALL KINDS OF MUSIC LOOKING TO MEET NEW PEOPLE N MAKE NEW FRIENDS
Ok Who Knows What...
There's a picture in my albums here... with a bunch of medications in it. Now those prescriptions are ALL mine... Jason, don't answer this, lol... I'm watching alot of you talk about making money off the scripts... now, my question to all of you is.. who can name the drugs in there (besides zyprexa, that's written on the bottle :p )...? and who knows what they're for...? (aka what's wrong with me :p ) i'll edit this with the answers tomorrow ;) Sin P.S. first person with the correct answer to each question will get their page rated (pictures/stash/blogs)
Naughty Application
Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute? 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND - REPOST THIS! TITLE IT-Naughty Application
Stayin Alive!
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man, no time to talk. Music loud and women warm. I've been kicked around since I was born. And now it's all right, it's O.K. And you may look the other way. We can try to understand The New York Times' effect on man. Whether you're a brother Or whether you're a mother, You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Feel the city breakin' And ev'rybody shakin' And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, Stayin' alive. Stayin' alive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, Stayin' alive. Well now, I get low and I get high And if I can't get either I really try. Got the wings of heaven on my shoes I'm a dancin' man and I just can't lose. You know it's all right, it's O.K. I'll live to see another day. We can try to understand The New York Times' effect on man. Whether you're a brother Or whether you're a mother, You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Feel the city breakin' And ev'rybody shakin' And we're stayin' alive, st
Quiz
YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW YOU...I want to know 36 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine...You're on my list, so I wanna know you better! Send your answers to me only... And I will reply with my answers for you!!! ============================================= 1.)Q. Can you cook? 1.)A. 2.)Q. What was your dream growing up? 2.)A. 3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had? 3.)A. 4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be? 4.)A. 5.)Q. Favorite vegetable? 5.)A. 6.)Q. What was the last book you read? 6.)A. 7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ? 7.)A 8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 8.)A. 9.)Q. Worst Habit? 9.)A. 10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? 10.)A. 11.)Q. What is your favorite sport? 11.)A 12.)Q. Negative or Optimistic attitude? 12.)A. 13. )Q. What would you do if you
Late Night Attack
Well last night at 3:30 in the morning I was awoken to pounding on my door. I get up to answer it and there are these two drunk guys asking for my roommate. He wanted his food from my roommate who is nicknamed "Easy". Easy said he didn't have it and the drunk guy got pissy with me and so I told him to quit pounding on my door. Well I shut and locked it and he got really upset at this point and when my roommate got up and answered the door. He repeatedly tried to attack me as I lay in my bed. I was hungover and half-awake....hell I didn't know what was going on hardly. Eventually he got through to me and hit me in my jaw.....lucky bastard got pulled away as I missed his throat with my knife. I guess the moral of the story is...don't deprive drunk people of food. I hate angry drunks......
Smokin~with~taz
All men make mistakes....it is just married men find out about them sooner,
Online Or Offline
Please don't think I am here if it shows me online today.I have been trying to go thru stuff cause I am moving.Then poof they were moving a double wide of my neighbors out and off went all our power cause they hit a electric line.So I can't say if I am here or not LOL.Hugs to all I am trying to rate etc all today but no for sures at this rate.
Some People R Just Fucked In The Head
HAVE U EVER BEEN MAD ENOUGH TO WHERE IF U SEE THE PERSON WHO MADE U THIS WAY, ALL U WANT TO DO IS TO PHYSICALLY HURT THEM UNTIL UR ANGER IS OUT OF UR BODY??? YEAH RIGHT, LESS STRESS ON ME NOW? FUCK NO!! BUT THAT'S OK. I'M NOT THE ONE LOOKING BEWHIND MYSELF EVERYWHERE I GO....JUST REMIND URSELF, WHEN U PROMISE SOMETHING FOR SOMEONE, DO NOT FUCK UP & NOT GO THROUGH WITH IT. IT WILL ONLY GET U ENEMIES THIS WAY. EVEN THOUGH, I'M ON BEDREST, I CAN STILL KICK THE BITCHES ASS...& IF SCOOBIEDOIT IS READING THIS...FUCK U! U CAN BE FRIENDS BOTH WAYS...IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY. I WILL NEVER GIVE MY HEART LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN, I HAVE MY OWN FAMILY TO WORRY ABOUT, NOT TO HELP ANOTHER OUT OF A SITUATION!! AS USUAL, A WIGGER HAS BEEN PUT BEFORE HER CHILDREN, FRIENDS, & SUPPORTERS. I'VE BEEN TOLD I'VE FUCKED MYSELF....NO. WHEN THIS PERSON COMES AROUND LOOKING FOR HELP...IT WILL NOT BE HERE!!! SORRY, BUT U DO NOT FUCK THE BITCH & EXPECT TO GET AWAY WITH UR BULLSHIT!!! PAYMENT WILL BE COMING SOON & IF U
Rank
Today's Rank: #258 Rating: 10.1 (775) [?] Profile Views: 4,179 Points: 352,550 [?] fuBucks: 289,055
What $207 Million Looks Like
Check out this video: What $207 Million Looks LikeAdd to My Profile | More Videos
Transformers Halloween Costumes
Transformers Halloween Costumes Shop for super hero costumes by clicking here - fulfill all your costume and party decoration needs! Making your own Transformers Halloween Costume is going to be tricky, especially If you want your costume to transform into a car. Of course if we could easily build this type of technology, we wouldn't be so worried about getting the perfect Transformers halloween costume. So how do you achieve that metallic look in your Transformers costume? You will need to start with some sturdy cardboard boxes, cut them up and glue them together. Make sure you can fit inside of each of the box parts. Once you are done decorating the boxes, have a friend glue the last few pieces together while you are wearing the costume. To add some realism get some shiny metallic paint and spray paint the boxes using your favorite Transformers colors.
Fubar
I have 200 pics in a folder if you rate all of them then send me a message and I will send you 25,000 fubucks. Thank you I love my friends
My Little Angel Zachary
I am about to havea son named Zachary, and i am so excited! This is going to be m first kid, and i can't wait to see what he looks like when he is born. I bet he is going to look like a little angel. God bless my child zachary scott
Main Profile Photos
Greetings Lately there has been a huge increase of individuals using fake photos as their main profile photo. Most people do this to get better ratings or to deceptively lure people to click into their page. This is not what we had in mind when we created this site, so we are going to be taking action prevent this. 1. Any top 100 cherry using a fake main profile photo will be reset to Level 0. 2. If you see a top 100 cherry using a fake photo as their main profile photo, please report to a bouncer. 3. We have ZERO tolerance for anyone trying to manipulate our cherry ranking. Anyone caught cheating will be reset. We have always been a community regulated site. I am certain our community will help regulate this. If you are reported, you will receive a warning to remove. If you do not comply, you will be reset. If you continually abuse, you will be reset. Thanks for your support. Scrapper PS...The only ones crying about this are the people who are manipulating the
Freinds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JUST WANTED TO SAY THANKS FOR THOSE WHO HAVE HELPED ME IN THIS GIVE AWAY . YOU ARE THE BEST . NOW FOR THOSE I HAVE HELPED AND GET NO HELP IN RETURN I HAVE LEARNED A LESSON FROM THIS . ANYONE WHO HAS HELPED OR WANTS TO HELP PLEASE FEEL FREE . THANKS EVERYONE
Two Very True Stories
Two very true stories True story #1 World War II produced many heroes. One such man was Lieutenant Commander Butch O'Hare. He was a fighter pilot assigned to the aircraft carrier Lexington in the South Pacific. One day his entire squadron was sent on a mission. After he was airborne, he looked at his fuel gauge and realized that someone had forgotten to top off his fuel tank. He would not have enough fuel to complete his mission and get back to his ship. His flight leader told him to return to the carrier. Reluctantly he dropped out of formation and headed back to the fleet. As he was returning to the mother ship, he saw something that turned his blood cold. A squadron of Japanese bombers were speeding their way toward the American fleet. The American fighters were gone on a sortie and the fleet was all but defenseless. He couldn't reach his squadron and bring them back in time to save the fleet. Nor, could he warn the fleet of the approaching danger.
Ultimate Survey
...::About Me::...
My Best Poem Ever Written Always And Forever
A love that is my heart and soul A love that cant be touched A love that all the heavens will protect A love that will never keep me away! My little stinkers forever Micha,Megan, and Molley My little saints forever 3 of no kind Never forsaken too many times mistaken Three pieces of my heart that shouldnt be taken away Follow your hearts no matter where it takes you Become someone that you can respect and love Dont follow by example do what is right no matter who says it Be your own and never live to be owned in any way Never forget how much i love ya and need ya every second is so hard to breathe without seeing you Dont see this as a sad feeling every tear is hoping to see you grown forver your mortal guaudian angel that mortally made mistakes

Scorpio You are very dominant in bed, and you like to control your relationship in general. You are so intense in the sack that none of your partners will ever forget you. You are an amazing lover, because you like to have an equal amount of give and take. Sex matches: Cancer, Capricorn, Pisces Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
How To Get Something Made For You
if you rate all my stash i will do one pic. if you rate all my pics then i will do two-three pics. if you do both then i think five customs will right in return. i can not do morphs, i am sorry for that. if you would still like me to make u a custom pic though i will. please do your part then send me a fu-mail. i will not take shouts. they are too hard to keep up with. thank you for all your time and rates. much luv.
Times A Ticking
So when you wake up in the morning, feeling a bit perplexed as to why you should feel so lathargic, why the eyes dont want top open so quick, and why the head feels a bit heavier!!! HEY WAKEUP STUPID!!!! TIMES A TICKING!!!! (oh how i wish i could see what happens tomorrow!)
Bikers
I have alot of friends who ride, so when I saw this on a bulliten, it made me cry, and I felt like I had to repost it to the bulliten as well as my blog! God bless all my biker friends and all of their brothers and sisters! "I'm Just a Biker" I saw you hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant. But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But you didn't see me driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But you didn't see me when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you sta
Dale Jarrett
Birthday: Nov. 26, 1956 Hometown: Hickory, N.C. Unlike most drivers who come from a racing background, Dale Jarrett's path to NASCAR stardom didn't begin until he was 20 years old. Sure, Jarrett, a multi-sport star in high school who was offered a golf scholarship at the University of South Carolina, hung out at the tracks watching his dad, Ned, race in the 1960s, but it wasn't until 1977 that the son of the racing legend first got behind the wheel. He began working on a car with a couple of high-school friends, one of which was Andy Petree, and before long Jarrett wanted to try it out. After receiving a loan from his father to buy an engine, Jarrett started 25th and finished ninth that night at Hickory Motor Speedway, and the wheels were in motion. Jarrett began competing in the Limited Sportsman Division at Hickory and in a few short years it was off to NASCAR. Jarrett competed in 28 of the 29 races in the Busch Series' inaugural season of 1982, posting 14 top-10s to
Linda's Blog
HELLO IM NEW HERE I GUESS IM STILL LEARNING THIS BLOG THINK . IM A KENTUCKY GIRL LOVE TO TRAVEL BEEN TO ABOUT 40 STATES IM A KENTUCKY MED TECH. LOVE TO CHAT AND MAKE NEW FRIENDS WHAT DO YOU THINK , WOULD LOVE TO BE YOUR FRIEND ADD ME TO YOUR FRIEND LIST AND I WILL ADD YOU THANKS .. BYE FOR NOW
How We Stumble
The great Roman orator Cicero (106-43 B.C.) offered these "Six Mistakes of Man" - six habits of thinking that keep us a prisoner of ever-shrinking patterns. Who doesn’t share some of these? Find out what mistakes you share, and without self-blame and judgment, gently fix them and move into a life of more meaning and love. 1. The illusion of personal gain. To begin with, the seesaw thinking that elevates personal gain as a result of crushing others betrays the infinite sense of things. It presumes that life and its resources are finite, that there isn’t enough to go around, and therefore we can only secure our piece of the pie at the expense of others. 2. The tendency to worry. When we tend to worry about things beyond our control, which is common, we are struggling with the lack of faith in the stream of life. This can lead us to a negative self-centeredness that adheres to a false sense of responsibility for everything. 3. Insisting that things are impossible. Because
First Contest
Hey yall.. Could you help me out with this contest? It's my first! Mahalo!!! http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=909688&i=2577852151
Have U Ever Had One Of Those Days?
Saturday - bail friend & MY car out of jail Sunday - Dodge pickup goes KAPUT.... Monday - repair Dodge, celebrate son's birthday Tuesday - son gets strep throat Wednesday - wasn't too bad of a day...canceled trip to stay home with sick child Thursday - ruh roh...daughter is getting sick Friday - yep...she has it too Saturday - water heater KAPUT (can I get a break?) Sunday - woke up to 2 shattered windows in my daughter's car....damn (no to question from Sat)
Contest
Hey everyone I am in a contest and really needing some help. I started late because i was at work all day. Please stop by and help out thanks.
Magic Of Quartz
Many of us know what quartz is and where to find it, but until recently I didn't realize how much of our current way of living is dependant upon it. Every bit of technology we have today form the laptop I'm typing this on to a simple watch is based off of a piece of quartz. It's the only stone we've found that actually stores information inside it. Magik users have taken advantage of this ability for eons by storing specific energy and information in quartz to assist with learning, healing, energizing and other benefitial activities over vast amounts of time. Scientists discovered recently that quartz also has an energy signature all its own that emits an almost imperceivable radio-type signal that can travel across vast amounts of space and even across our oceans. Some refer to this as the "call of the wild" or "the living entity of quartz." In studies involving kirilian photography, which photographs electomagnetic energy fields, a small smoke-like wisp was seen to ri
Ty For The Family An Friends Support!
just want every one to know i realy appreciate the support.
Lucky Bastard...
All you that think "DAMN she's got a man...." GO and SHOW my man some love... Click HERE...and show tyr some love... his 21st birthday was last week so go get his ass drunk so i can take advantage of him... if i'm pleased, i'll even show you pictures ;) come on, show him some love, you know you wanna see what i have in store for him... ~~Sin
Tattoo
Ok I need your opinions! I want to get my 4th tattoo and I can't decide which one I want to get. Ok I guess I can't paste the pics here so I will post them in my pictures and tell me which one you like the best.
Dad
Tim McGraw - Please Remember MeAdd to My Profile | More Videos
Sexual Horoscope
Gemini You are a master flirt. You know just how to pick up hotties, but it is usually just a one night stand because you are out to have fun. You like sex to be fun. You are not afraid to spice it up with some sex toys, blindfolds and food. Your ideal partner would be open minded, and into having fun too. Sex matches: Libra, Aquarius Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Another Love Poem
You look in my eyes see right though them. You touch my face and I kiss your fingers. I love you passes your lips, the first time you said I Love You. I love you too. I recite those words in my mind a thousand times. Your lips softly touches mine moving them slowly oh so slowly it seems to last forever. Maybe some day this will be us but for now I will dream till this dream comes true.
Fubar Addiction
Is it me? Or do i always find myself staying on fubar way too long?? if im crazy thats kool...just let me know...haha
Never Have I Fallen
Never Have I Fallen Your lips speak soft sweetness Your touch a cool caress I am lost in your magic My heart beats within your chest I think of you each morning And dream of you each night I think of your arms being around me And cannot express my delight Never have I fallen But I am quickly on my way You hold a heart in your hands That has never before been given away
Nsfw Albums
I know you guys are wondering, especially you newcomers, why there are so many locked albums.... there were alot of guys coming here that wouldn't rate anything that was NOT NSFW... so i was getting NOTHING out of it... before you stop and say "omg she didn't rate my shit" take a moment and think about what i put into MAKING the NSFW albums. if you think it's worth it to see them, go back and find things you didn't rate (sfw pics, stash items, blogs) and give me something back for what i'm giving you. until i feel that you guys understand what I give, those albums will remain locked. Sin
I'm Back!
Well, it's been over a month since AT&T bought out BellSouth and problems arose to 28% of it's customers. I'm in that 28% as well as my work place (makes ya think if 28% is less than it was). I missed over half of my VIP month. I appologize for not catching up and rating everyone like I intended.
Contest Bombing Help Please
Hello to all my family and friends and fans. I need your help comment bombing this contest. I well link you to the picture. I just maxed out my comments. please come bomb this contest. We don't need the help to stay in the lead. we have a very big lead. But the main prize requires 100000 comments by the 30th at 9:00 pm CST.We needded 20100 by 7:00pm tonight but only have 16320. so please come help us. I would have made a pretty blog but don't have the time. PLEASE come help.
Do You Like Me Now?
Time: 11:41pm Name: Nicole Sisters: Joy, Jill & Jamie Brothers: James & Chad Height: 5ft 9" What are you wearing? Quincy Hawks tshirt & Flecce pants Favorite Number? 7 Favorite Drink? Brass Monkey Favorite Month: October Favorite Breakfast: fried eggs, bacon (extra cispy), hashbrowns, toast with jelly --------------------------Have You Ever------------------------- Broken a bone: yes Been in a police car: yes Been on a boat? yes Swam in the ocean and surfed?: yes Fallen asleep in school: yes Cried when someone died: yes Saved emails?: yes --------------------------Ever Had------------------------------- Chicken pox: yes Sore throat: yes Broken nose: yes (6 times) ----------------------------Do You-------------------------------- Like cake? no Like school? yeah, i until i found beer ------------------------Questions---------------------------------------- Who was the last person you danced with? Drew Who makes you smile? My princess Landry
A Littel About My Life
Hello everyone, don't know if anyone will read my blogs or not, don't care. But for those of you who know me and are keeping track of me, I am starting all over yet again, i have decided to completely end my marriage of 3 year and boy it sucks. I am living back in herington or should i say i have been for the past 7 months. I have taken on careing for my grandma, but i guess some people feel i am not doing a good job, since i supposidly sleep all day. Some one has to have their nose shoved right up someone elses buisness as usual. Soon i will be moving my great grandma back into her house and taking care of both of them, never thought in a million years i would be doing this, but hell who better then me. My daughter started preschool this year and seems to be enjoying it, my son turned two in august and is hell on wheels, but i still love him to death. I've lost so much in the past few years it's insane. Lately i seem to be loseing to much, i've lost my wife not that that bot
Reflections Of A Fallen Angel
Reflections of a Fallen Angel . . .
Embrace The Rain
I'm Sorry
I'm sorry..I'm sorry..if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs.I'm sorry..if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl".I'm sorry..that i dont want to have sex every minute of every day.I'm sorry..if I'm not a playboy model so I don't act like a porn star for you.I'm sorry..If i don't have a dream body that turns you on.I'm sorry..if i won't drop down to my knees to get you to like meI'm sorry..if my hair is not long enough.I'm sorry..if I'm not the "hottest" girl you have ever seen.I'm sorry..That i try my best to make you like me, then get hurt.But most of all...I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.

Hey all DJ joker here come chill wit me in one of fubars hottest lounges Erotic Desires!!I am here waiting for your requests!! Click the link below and join me!!
Just Rates Needed
HEY EVERYONE CHECK OUT THIS CONTEST! SHE NEEDS YOUR HELP!(Y) :P SO PLEASE CLICK THE LINK! CHECK OUT THE FUBAR "BEST CLEAVAGE CONTEST" R A T E S ONLY SO GO RATE HER! CLICK BELOW TO SEE... JC...DLS PROMOTER AND DJ LADY LUMPS THIS WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: ¢¾HORNY ANGEL¢¾ CLICK TO SHOW ME LOVE ...TY THANX ALL LOVE WILL BE RETURNED!(Y)
Zippa
A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open." Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, "Your fly is open." He zipped up and finished his shopping. At the checkout, he intentionally got in the line where the lady was that told him about his "barracks door." He was planning to have a little fun with her, so when he reached the counter he said, "When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a marine standing in there at attention?" The lady (naturally smarter than the man) thought for a moment and said, "No, no I didn't. All I saw was a disabled veteran sitting on a couple of old duffel bags."
I Wish You Could Know
I wish you could know what it is like to search a burning bedroom for trapped children at 3 AM, flames rolling above your head, your palms and knees burning as you crawl, the floor sagging under your weight as the kitchen below you burns. I wish you could comprehend a husband's horror at 6 in the morning as I check his wife of 40 years for a pulse and find none. I start CPR anyway, hoping to bring her back, knowing intuitively it is too late. But wanting her husband and family to know everything possible was done to try to save her life. I wish you knew the unique smell of burning insulation, the taste of soot-filled mucus, the feeling of intense heat through your turnout gear, the sound of flames crackling, the eeriness of being able to see absolutely nothing in dense smoke-sensations that I've become too familiar with. I wish you could read my mind as I respond to a building fire "Is this a false alarm or a working fire? How is the building constructed? What hazards a
Bound.....
BOUND Bound by Light & Darkness Bound by Blood & Tears Bound by Stars & Sliver Bound by Eternity & Shadows... DarK ShaDoW AnGeL 3:51am est 09/19/2007
Random Writting
So now as the time draws near to an end, we truly understand what it is we must do. We must stand and fight for each other no matter what may come to be. These times ahead are rough and no one should have to bear them, no matter how important they should me. So I am here by your side fighting all the way down till the very last breath of my soul. Crying out for you in love and in pain. We both shall be beaten down, and tired but only fate knows if we will still remain. So what say you, do you wish to fight this final battle by my side, or do you wish to leave me? I guess not the answer important for I will be fighting this battle with or without you, being delt every blow with a smile for I will fight this battle for you. So are you willing to fight this one final battle, for the only battle for us that remains is that for each other’s love.
22nd September Webcam Party
HI ROOMIES, WELL IT IS TIME FOR THE SEPTEMBER WEBCAM NITE AND WE WANTED TO HAVE A LIL BIT OF FUN JUST LIKE LAST MONTH. http://www.anywebcam.com/aff.id?218529&s=1 SO WE HAVE A COUPLE OF IDEAS........... 1. STRIP POKER ON WEBCAM, ALL GIRL STRIP POKER WITH KYLIE, CHELLE, DIVA, SAFFY, SYDGIRL, HUNTRESS. WHAT DO YOU THINK?? 2. AUSSIEKYLIE IS THE FRUIT PLATTER - WATCH AS OUR FRIENDS COVER KYLIES NAKED BODY WITH WHIPPED CREAM AND FRESH STRAWBERRIES ETC. THE TRICK IS THEY CANT USE HANDS OR FINGERS TO EAT IT ALL OFF. SATURDAY - 9PM (SYDNEY TIME) - 22TH SEPTEMBER 2007 LIVE ON CAM AT AWC. http://www.anywebcam.com/aff.id?218529&s=1 SEE YOU THERE.
Early Morning Madness
"Whatever we can't give you, we make up in enthusiasm!" Strangely enough if you did porn in the late 70s and mid 80s you really can disapear off the face of the earth. Seriously you can google ANYONE except these hairy fuckholes. No one knows the real name of the chick who played Debbie or even if she's still alive and that's damn depressing because i have ALL kinds of questions for her. We were thinking of making a debbie does dallas trivia board game, but found out that some of the main characters have been in over 700 films. and when half the subjects of our trivia have vanished off the planet without a trace....what does that leave us? that'd be kinda hard for anyone, even us beer drinking porn watching pervs to keep track of. we'd have to hire a bunch of guys to help us. but then we'd get fucked all the time because we'd be around a bunch of guys watching porn. note to self: the goofiest most unattractive guy in the whole movie turned out to be the hottest most well aged
Fresh Cut Peonies
I wonder what kind of a vase you would use to display them! I wonder if they come in different colors! I wonder about the fragrance! I wonder if it would help to put those preservative packets in the water! I wonder whether they would look better on the kitchen table or in the entry! I wonder if they are cheaper by the dozen! I wonder if they come in long-stemmed Captured at 115th and Allisonville Road in Fishers ( Indianapolis ). The sign is real and was up for about two hours before someone stopped and told them how to spell peonies.
Ummm, Yeah.
So. My first blog is also my last for a while. Just a bit of info as to why I'm going to be offline for a while... My vacation is over. I go back to work today and won't really have any time online until sometime after Jan 15th. That's about it folks.
My Poem
There are times, My life seems so empty. There are times, I feel so alone and uneasy. There are times, I don't care to live any longer. There are times, Everyone else seems much stronger. There are times, I feel no love at all. There are times, Deeper into depression I fall. There are times, I know I'll die all alone. There are times, My family would be happier if I were gone. These are the times, Of my cursed life!!!! AUTHOR: JOE S.
Life
i hate the face that i hate my life. i hate the fact that i cant find that one person i'm ment to be with. i hate the fact that my aunt passed aways amd isnt here to spend halloween and xmass with us i hate everything right now. i hate the face that my dad is where is and cant be here with me. i hate the fact that i dont really have anyone i can talk to right now that knows whats going on in my life. but one of the things i hate the most out of everything. is that everything is happening at the sametime. and that there hasnt really been time for it to hit me one thing at a time. i hate the fact that i hate everything and that nothing can go good for me. i hate the fact that i cant sleep because on all this. i just hate everything right now. i hate me life and that thers only a handful of ppl that know why and but most of all i hate the fact the their all to busy to talk to me and clam me down like old times. sorry to everyone that gets mad at me for this but i had to get it out. i'
Welcome
Create your own flash text here!
Crash
Look at the pictures Look at the photo above and you can see where this guy broke through the guard rail (right side where the people are s tanding on the road). His truck left the road, traveling from right to left. He flipped end-over-end, across the culvert outlet and landed on the left side of it. Now look at the photo below IF YOU WEREN'T A BELIEVER IN GOD BEFORE, WOULD YOU BE AFTER THIS?
Help
I have been stuck at the same level for days I would appreciate all the adds, rates, and comments possible...and will return the love. Thank u
God's Law Of Compensation
Letting people fall in love with people who are already married is one of the meaner things that God does... Many people have asked why you would let yourself fall in love with someone who is married. That's a really stupid question. The obvious answer is that love, real love, doesn't take into account religion or race or marital status. Love is seldom convenient, and we sure as hell don't get to pick who we fall in love with. And unless it happens to you early in life, there's a good chance there will be other people involved... I'm a romantic, and I truly believe that each one of us has a soul mate. However, there is this theory I call God's Law of Compensation. It works on the premise that each one of us gets a different set of goodies. Some people get looks, some get money, some get a perfect mate or fame or whatever. But no one gets everything. Perhaps God has decided that love is the one thing I should do without...
`mathematics (nsfw)
So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like maths. ...u add the bed ..subtract the clothes ...divide the legs ...leave your solution ...and pray you dont multiply
Thoughts And Dementia
he woke up late, skiped the usual routine went straight for the coffee, usually followed by hours of rigurous preporation for a lengthy day of ignorant customers who by company standards are always right, but by personal opinion is the dumbest person you've ever talked to. He gets into his car, starts the vehicle, puts on his seatbelt, still feeling tired and woosey from waking up in such a hurry, wonders if there's anything he's forgetting, as he pulls out of his drive he remembers he forgot his pen, so he pulls back in and gets out, once he gets back into his house he wakes up, and starts all over again, this time....who knows?????????
To You
wanted to say hi to those who notice. I haven't been on much. I hope everyone is good. i am trying to keep in touch, and hopefully i will have more time on in a bit. until then...best wishes. will talk to you soon
~life~
LIFES A BITCH THEN U MARRY ONE
The First Step
Our War Has Started Here. The Hell Below Will Scatter Us Our Seperate Ways. In This Chaos, Each One Of Us Has A Choice To Make The Church Bell Tower The Roof Top Of The Palace Or The Middle Of An Enemy Encampment We Decide Our Own Fate But We Must Take The First Step
I Need Help
contest is for 3 month vip ...ill hook ya up drinks 4 all 100 plus= big pimp gift... thxx in advance .oh and it ends on the 22nd at midnight central time .
A Marines Tale
He's recieved the highest commendations for Bravery. Countless decorations for Honor and Selflessness. But his achievments reach far beyond waht any medal could ever hope to commemorate.For the Men and Women of the U.S. Military, He is a human embodiment of possibility, The last Spartan standing against an angry tide of enemies.This Strength of Spirit is forced through his Legend. Tales rife with Sacrafice and Courage, Tales that Grow, Flourish, and Inspire. And while he shapes his own History, He in turn shapes the History of all who follow. For no matter what Horrors are released upon the day, They can not match the reply of Soldiers Emboldened with his Spirit. He is a Marine. A HERO NEED NOT SPEAK. WHEN HE/SHE IS GONE, THE WORLD WILL SPEAK FOR HIM/HER.
Your Leprechaun Name
Your Leprechaun Name Is: Greenie O'Guinness What's Your Leprechaun Name?
What Women Want And Need
"45 things a girl will die for" 1-touch their waist 2-talk to them 3-share secrets 4-give her your jacket 5-kiss them slowly are you remembering this? 6-hug her 7-hold her 8-laugh with her 9-invite her somewhere 10-let her be with you when you're with your friends keep reading 11-smile with her 12-take pics with her 13-pull her onto your lap 14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back 15-when her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she cant get to her friends. it makes her feel loved Are you thinking about someone? 16-always hug her and say i love you when you see her 17-kiss her unexpectedly 18-HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST 19-tell her shes beautiful not sexy! 20-tell her the way you feel about her! ..20 u need to show her you mean it too 21-kiss her on the lips 22-DONT ask her to buy you stuff. you buy HER stuff 23-TELL HER WHAT FEELS GOOD 24-make her feel love
Comment Tagging - Learn!
So.. You wanna learn to Comment Tagg Like Me. I will not go into too much detail, but if you use this tutorial it should help you make better Comments (Taggs) on peoples pages. First understand, Fubar ONLY allows 2000 Characters when you are \"Tagging\" someones page. This Tutorial will explain how to \"Hack\" the code that you C&P from comment pages. Doing this allows you to post way more pix then you normally be able to post. The Easiest way to comment on someones page is to first open Notepad : go to START Run Type In \"Notepad\" (with out the quotes) & hit Enter. Now you should have a blank page from Notepad. 1.) In Notepad type the following & copy & paste it about 10 times so notepad looks like this *Note - the Center code is only there 1 time. This will make everything centered in the comment box. This is not needed but looks way better :
Thanx
I want to thank everybody for the help with leveling up but can still use more help...I will return the love..
My Friends
I have some very special people as my friends here. I want each one of you to know that you are very special to me in your own ways. You show me respect, along with the flirty comments, and that means a lot to me. I am very honored to have such great guys as my friends. And you actually communicate! Who woulda thought? :) I didn't start out thinking that I would have mostly male friends here, but that's how it ended up. The other friends that have since been deleted were nice, but after the initial first few weeks, faded away and didn't write much anymore. Friendship is very special to me, and communicating is part of that. I call you guys my "man harem." LOL! To the 2 or 3 of you who compete with the gifts, and you know who you are...you don't realize how you make my day. You put a smile on my face. I know you would do anything for me, as I would you. You are more like family now.... I just want to say....thank you from the bottom of my heart. You guys are the BEST! Laur
Angel Of Mine
HEY peeps of the FU! This girl needs our help on this contest! 100,000 commets giveaway! and its her first contest! Please help! EVERYONE AND ALL!!! So click on the pic and lets get the party started!! She has been good to us now lets return the love!
Slippin
you see to live is to suffer to survive, well that's to find meaning in the suffering chorus ay yo i'm slippin, fallin cant get up ay yo i'm slippin, fallin cant get up ay yo i'm slippin, fallin i gots ta get up get me back on my feet so i can tear shit up ay yo i'm slippin, fallin cant get up ay yo i'm slippin, fallin cant get up ay yo i'm slippin, fallin i gots ta get up get me back on my feet so i can tear shit up I been through mad different phases like Masons to find my way & now I know that happy days are not far away If I'm strong enough I'll live long enough to see my kids doing something more constructive with they time than bids I know because I been there now I'm in there sit back & look at what it took for me to get there First came the *ooooh* the drama with my mama she got on some fly shit *What* til I split and said that I'ma be that seed that doesn't need much to succeed strapped with mad greed and a heart that doesn't bleed I'm ready for the
What A Kiss Means
What each kiss means Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready. -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever. -Kiss on the Ear; You're my everything. -Kiss on the Hand; I adore you. -Kiss on the Neck; We belong together. -Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you. -Kiss on the Lips; I love you. What the gesture means... -Holding Hands; We definitely like each other. -Slap on the Butt; That's mine. -Holding on tight; I don't want to let go. -Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you. -Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me. -Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go. -Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you. Advice... Don't ask for a kiss, take one. If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.
Bleh...confusion!!!
oi...im SOOOO CONFUSED!!! oh yea, and men suck ass, since they are the reason behind my confusion...if u say ur gonna do somehing, do it! its not that fucking hard! u say u will call, then fucking call, dont say something if u dont fucking mean it!!! im sooo tired of all the bullshit going on...everyone with a dick just needs to leave me the fuck alone unless u can just be fucking truthful! OMFG! how hard is it to just say what ur thinking, or fucking tell the truth?! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!!!!
Piercings
Got my eyebrow re-done yesterday. That makes #3. (Nipples, eyebrow)Next on my list, tongue, then nose. Can't wait to get my new tat either.
More Than Words
Words has a thousand meanings... Words can make you happy, sad, angry, confuse, speechless... Choose the words carefully Or you'll be sorry Like me In the heat of the moment Words I shouldnt said Cost me dearly I think I lost a friend I wish I can turn back time I wish I can back to the past But I cant Sorry is no good All is said and done All left is regret and tear Learn my lesson To just keep my mouth shut Think hard before talk Anyhow... I still hold small hope That I dont loose my dear friend... Small simple hope...
Downrater Punk!
after that he fanned me. someone posted a mumm about downraters look at his answer http://www.fubar.com/mum.php?id=188035 Rob became your fan! Rob re-rated you a '1' from a '10'! · Rob re-rated you a '10' from a '1'! · Rob re-rated you a '1' from a '10'! · Rob re-rated you a '10' from a '1'! · Rob re-rated you a '1' from a '10'! · Rob re-rated you a '10' from a '1'! · Rob rated you a '1'! · Rob just checked you out! Rob@ fubar
How Often Do You
Just wondering how often some of you check back in here to my page... once a day? more? less? when you see things added/changed? while i'm on that topic... should i try to get things together to get more up at once ... or should i just do what i do now and just post things randomly? i don't know i'm in a curious mood :p ~~Sin
Election 2008 Presidential Candidate Stephen D Macmillan Usa
UNITED STATES PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE STEPHEN D MACMILLAN REPUBLICAN FEC ID C00433458 20 GLEN RD HYANNISPORT,MA 02601 BORN BOSTON 1962 GREW UP IN MILTON MASSACHUSETTS NAVY VET MICHIGAN HELPED MICROCOM IN NORWOOD MASSACHUSETTS 1980S THE INVENTION OF THE INTERNET FIRST BASED COMPANY TO BUILD THE MODULE MECHANICAL ENGINEERING THE BEST QUILTY I HAVE AND LAW AND ECONOMICS AND POLITICS AND ACCOUNTING FOR BUDGET IM CERT. SINGLE CANDIDATE STILL SEEKING A WIFE TRUTH
Embarrassing Medical Exams
1. A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs ---and I was in the wrong one. Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Antonio, TX. 2. At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. "Big breaths," I instructed. "Yes, they used to be," replied the patient. Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA 3. One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a "massive internal fart." Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg 4. During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor
How To Catch A Kitty
PORTSMOUTH — David Kondrup has rescued plenty of raccoons from chimneys. And as owner of New Hampshire Animal Damage Control he's also rescued possums, owls — even a boa constrictor — from the tight spaces, but Tuesday night marked his first cat. The local feline is now missing a little fur but is otherwise safe after a 45-minute rescue effort on the roof of a Union Street building that formerly housed Pro Portsmouth. The unidentified mouser was trapped in a 30-foot chimney at 236 Union St., which had been sealed off from the inside. Fire and police crews were on the roof trying in vain to help it when Kondrup was contacted around 9 p.m. "It is a first for me. Cats are usually pretty smart and don't fall down chimneys," Kondrup said. Police say the property manager had been contacted Monday and was told there was a cat stuck in the building, but he could not locate the animal. By Tuesday, fire crews were able to pinpoint the kitty's location in the one-way shaft.
Wtf?
1.Name one person who made you smile today? Landry 2. What were you doing at 8:00 this morning? Sleeping 3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago? Eating 4. What is something that happened to you in 1994? WTF? I have a good reason y I cant remember......LOL! 5. What is the last thing you said aloud? You better not be laying that sucker on the leather! 6. How many different things did you drink today? Lipton Tea, Pepsi, Water 7. What color is you hairbrush? Black and Silver 8. Name one person you absolutely miss today? I miss my lil Sister.....Jaime 9. What was the last gift you received for your birthday? Shoes 10. What color is your front door? Brown 11. Where do you keep your change? In my wallet 12. What was the weather like today? Sunny and hot as hell 13. What is the best ice cream flavor? Ben & Jerry's Phish Food....Its awesome!!! 14. What is something you are excited about? Getting my BRAND NEW CAR!! 15. When was the last rai
Cold. Fall Is Around The Corner.
So I just got back last Sunday from being in Florida for a week. I got a couple of hours of sleep then got up around 7 and put some shoes and shorts on to go wash the car. Just shorts and shoes mind you. I opened the door and walked out the house. COLD! FREAKING COLD! I turned back around and put a pullover on with a hood. Damn! What happened to the 80 degree humid mornings? Well at least the cold is great turbo weather. =)
Kiss 3
Work!!!!!
ok finally i start a job tomorrow 7am i guess flirting with someone oops i mean talkin with someone online who runs a job service paid off...lol and i just found out today she did lol But i wont be on like i used to anymore so lets see who misses me lol...but i will be on just gotta do what i gotta do huh... so hope to chat with u all now n then still seems like i have lost alot of my friends somewhere i think do to me not commenting as much or maybe to much flirting who knows but still love ya all.... love ya all..... Tongue...........
Get Your Groove On With The Best Of The The Best!
Get your groove on with the best of the the best! These people have been loyal since day one. Sassy Laurie is the best friend anyone could have and she is my Club F.A.R. bud, too. ~/~ Sassy Laurie~/~ Bartender Fusion Club F.A.R. Founder TGB D&DC@ fubar Fly by Night is sooo fly. He's coolest guy in town, and a really great person to know here. FlyByNight@ fubar Sweet C
Offical News Today
Well its offical , for all your Nascar fans. Dale jr will be driving the # 88 car. Yates is retiring it after this yr and Hendricks motor sports is picking it up. It will be the Mountain Dew ,National Guard,AMP power drink. If your intrested look at my more nascar pics to see what it will look like.
I Need U
ok guys my friend is in a contest and unfortunetly since my puter crashed i only have limited access to my sisters and he helped me alot with my contest so lets all show him the same luv u showed me!
Priceless
MASTERCARD WEDDING? You got to love this guy. This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hir
Help Mah Girl
Hey all please help my girl DJ Fatal Addiction, shes 2000 shy of the next level!!! DJ Fatal Addiction...DJ @Fantasia ¢¾ FU Wife to Kreator ¢¾@ fubar
11 Ways 2 Tell Tht Ur Crazy About Someone
11 signs that your crazy for someone ELEVEN: You laugh at they're stupid jokes TEN: You feel shy whenever they're around. NINE: You smile when you hear their voice. EIGHT: When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her. SIX: They're all you think about. FIVE: You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them. FOUR: You would do anything for them, just to see them. THREE: While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time. TWO: You were so busy thinking about that person, you didnt notice number seven was missing ONE: You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself. NOW MAKE A WISH. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO...... ====== ===== ==== === == = == === ==== ===== ======= ========= ========== ========= ======== ======= ====== ===== ==== === ==
77 11's To Trade!!! :)
Ok Peeps... I have 77 11's to trade for you to rate my pics.. I rate 77 pics 11 of YOURS you rate all 77 pics of mine??OKies.. Send me a message in my Shout box.... First come first serve... Then I will rate all the rest of everyone 10's once I run out of the 11's.... Sound fun.. I need serious HELP leveling.... Thanks bunches.... :) .............JENNA............
One Flaw In Women
One Flaw In Women Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much th
Why I Am Why I Am
from my perspective, i believe submission is an act of personal strength from which i grow spiritually and mentally. i take total responsibility for submerging my ego by the offering of myself to the will and direction of another. i search for someone to use me to quench their darkest desires, while creating an atmosphere of safety around me. someone who relishes pushing my sensual and sexual boundaries, taking me to new levels and greater heights of sensation and experience. she constantly looks for new and creative ways to bring out the inner beast in me.
We R A Dyin Breed
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every guy that reassured he
Down And Out
Well today i found out that my dog that i had for 13 yrs. has cancer and it will cost a total of 314.79 to put her to sleep and to cremate her.So i feel like crap but i know that its for the best so she doesnt suffer any longer.how many of you lost a pet that was like a family to you.
Demon Thoughts
So this is how you see yourself? exciting sexy you like to party ohhh you're wild and smell good. guess what we were born for redemption get your 72 hour bag out dump out the vodka and condoms fill it with buck knives and blueprints strap that megaphone to your gas mask baby now give me a kiss thats how we make our own electricity. Back it all up on an external hard drive and put it in your pocket. Someone give my ghost a shadow Its almost goodbye I swear I promise I'll do it for you too Because I know you wont do it for any of us. Just tell me when you breathe you'll be thankful and bury my bones, standing.
Color Me Picky??
Hmmm... I realize that I am new here, but Fan you, Rate You, PRIOR to adding you? Sure, I am into a pretty face, and nice skin, just like the rest of us. But the Fan thing really means something to me. I can easily (almost) blindly rate a photo - and if it moves me, very quickly I will give it a 12. But many women here want the Fan first, prior to asking to connect to for friendship (or at least the allusion of friendship). This I have trouble with. Fan says to me that I not only like you, but support your decisions, way of life, choices of cold cuts, something for crying out loud. How am I to know if I can be your fan if I don't know a thing about you? I am fans of some, but there is reason for it. To those that I am fans, they know why. It genuinely revolves around respect. Some women are pretty weird around this concept. Most women don't want flesh freaks, then when a guy really wants to know something, treat them as a number. Many women here think that a g
Family
My sister is trying to find me a man.. I don't want her to find me a man.. I am quite content meeting people for myself and making my own opinions of them. She is one of those women who have been scorned so she is trying to get me to date the kinda guys she wish she dated? (ie with money)..but that's just not how I am.. I date people based on attraction and chemistry. I want someone I feel comfortable with, someone who makes me smile even just thinking about them.. not someone just because they have a decent bank statement.. that just doesn't do it for me.. ugh.. I just wish sometimes she would back off and stop trying to pressure me. Could be why she is 34 and never been married..eh?
Help My Good Friend Butterfly
3,000 commits and rate
I Am Sorry!!!!!!!!
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: A woman is only as faithful as her options!!!!!!!! Date: Sep 18, 2007 12:19 PM From: BubbaDate: Sep 17, 2007 5:03 PM----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Why even try?Date: Sep 17, 2007 4:16 PMFrom: ~H.u.Y~Date: Sep 17, 2007 2:46 PMYou neve knew me when you thought you did. Listen to me instead of getting pissed, only because no one ever things strait when they get mad.I'll admit i don't know everything, i'll admit that i'm not perfect, i'll admit that i'm an ass. But at least i can admit my downfalls unlike other guys. I'm not the right guy. But I'm one guy out of millions. Their is more to everyone than meats the eye. Learn from your mistakes, don't ever expect someone to pick you up. Your human to, you know what it feels like to bleed, you know what it's like when you're in pain, you've cried befor. But think about this. You have more than millions. People are dieing for you and they don't even
Get To Know Me!
Hello everyone! My name is Carrie! I am an exciting girl who ants to spend what's left of my life having fun! I am divorced and I have three beautiful girls! One of my favorite thing to do is ride my horses, they keep me sane! Along with being a correctional officer I also train horses! I am here to get to know people and enjoy life!
What A Hoe Bag Lol
CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promised to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?" "You must be home by 2:00 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin." Cinderella agrees to be home by 2:00 am. The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5:00 a.m. Cinderella shows up, looking love struck and very satisfied. "Where have you been?" demands the Fairy Godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!" "I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything." The Fairy Godmother stated, "I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!" Cinderella replied, I can't remember, exactly, Peter, Peter, the something eater."
Sick Of Life Lately!!!!
I'm nearing my breaking point lately... I feel as though all I do is planned around what others need me to do, want me to do, or expect me to do... Here is my typical day.. I wake up at 7AM usually because there are 3 crazy kids upstairs with obviously no adult supervision jumping off the couches, or dumping canisters of blocks onto the floor.. mind you I'm living in an unfinished basement right now.. right below the living room and hallway, with paper thin ceilings apparently.. I get my clothes out.. get dressed.. and then wake up my 8 month old son, Micah.. I try to feed him but he usually needs an hour orso to wake up.. I leave arounf 745am to bring my Mom to work.. it's a 30 minute drive.. so we get there by 820.. then I drive around and wait for 830.. to drop off my brother at school. he cant be dropped of until the teacher is outside.. and she obviously doesnt leave her room til 830 to meet the kids and let them in.. so I drop him of and then head home.. Micah usually gets
Fubar Lag
any one else have the long lag on fubar during happy hour? just getting a little tired of it, lets hear some comments on this 1 mike
He's The Man
PINOCCHIO had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters when they were having sex. Pinocchio, therefore, went to visit Gepetto to see if he could help. Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper wherever indicated and Pinocchio skipped away enlightened. A couple weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through town and asked him, "How's the girlfriend?" Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?"
Old
MICKEY MOUSE and MINNIE MOUSE were in divorce court and the judge said to Mickey, "You say here that your wife is crazy." Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she's f**king Goofy."
Becareful
Did you know..Captain Hook died from jock itch.
Mixedmind
Bought a house and dont have any time to move in the damn place. Have to work all the time.
Uf Student Tasered
WTF No no abreviations.. What The Fuck is up with this shit.. I know you have heard about this kid from University of Florida that got tasered by police at a Q & A with Senator John Kerry. I mean can we say overboard?? Just a little bit.. Man I have watched every video that I could see of this incident and those cops were dead wrong. I mean this kid was a little wild but they had him on the ground and pretty much under control.. There was no need for the use of a taser.. If these cops don't get remanded and maybe even get charges filed than there is something really wrong.. Every one of the officers involved in the incident needs diciplinary action taken against them.. First off there were 5 officers.. 1 kid.. The kid wasnt small but he wasnt that damn big.. They already got him most of the way out of the auditorium, they could have gotten him the rest of the way. Give me a break.. There was no call for the use of a taser or any other force other than the 5 officers strength.. E
Hawaii's Coral Reef
HONOLULU - A kite-sized, unmanned airplane is joining the effort to protect endangered Hawaiian monk seals and coral reefs in the Northwestern Hawaiian Islands. Managers of the Papahanaumokuakea Marine National Monument plan to use the 10-pound plane as early as October to help them spot nets and other marine debris. The electric-powered craft will transmit digital video footage back to a research ship crew that will collect the nets that could entangle monk seals, green sea turtles and other wildlife. Officials also aim to prevent the nets from snagging on coral reefs in the monument. The plane may join an October marine debris removal voyage but it's more likely to participate in a March excursion since details still need to be worked out, said Rusty Brainard, chief of the NOAA Pacific Islands Fishery Science Center's coral reef ecosystem division. The Malolo — Hawaiian for flying fish — can carry a camera or other equipment on flights from a host ship. The foam core
Does Age Make A Difference
Is it wrong to play with men younger than your kids?...probably...oops....too late.....hehe
Hey Hey Hey
HEY peeps of the FU! This girl needs your help in her contest! Please help! EVERYONE AND ALL!!! So click on the pic and lets get the party started!! Even only if you drop only one comment then please rate the picture! All is greatly appreciated! Thank You!
Sick Ass People
THIS GUY IS GOING AROUND FUBAR AND RIPPING PICS WITHOUT ASKING BUT ONLY FROM WOMEN ON HERE. IF YOU HAVE FRIENDS THAT YOU CARE FOR PLEASE WARN THEM TO BLOCK THIS CREEP.http://fubar.com/user/1164733
Worried
Well guys Friday i go in to have my wisdom teeth cut out. I nkow simple procedure but i am nervous about going under. Yall jus lemme know ya care jus by stopping by and saying hey would make feel better.
Sad
If only I could hear your voice one more time...guiding me through... my shining light.. maybe that would stop my tears... maybe if I could just see your face.. my heart would stop its grieving.. maybe if I could just let you know I love you..one more time... that would keep my mind at ease.. maybe if.. I had told you one more time how much you mean to me.. how much I look up to you..how scared I am going to be without you...you would haven't had left... maybe if.." I DIDNT WRITE THIS...FOUND IT THIS EVENING...ITS EXACTLY HOW I FEEL
Can You See It In My Eyes
Can You See It In My Eyes? You don't know how I'm feeling. I have yet to vocalize Desire deep inside me. Can you see it in my eyes? I tremble when I'm near you Heat travels up my thighs and I want you with an urgency That I just can't describe. Dare I reach out to touch you? Do you think you'd realize How much I want and need you? Can you see it in my eyes? I long to say, "I love you," But am scared of your reply. Terrified like a child I've become paralyzed. The camouflaged emotions Lead to pain and silent cries. And yet I just can't tell you. Don't you see it in my eyes? Confessing through this poem My dilemma summarized. The feeling's quite cathartic, But will lead to my demise.
Thanks
Thanks for all the ratings and such, once I figure this place out I'll try to reply to them all as best I can :)~
I Love
I Love I love to see you smile And I love knowing that I caused that smile I love to see you happy And I love knowing that I caused that happiness I love to look into your beautiful eyes And I love the way I fall into them I love it when you hold my hand And I love having the courage to grab and hold yours I love to tease and torment you And I love it when you tease and torment me I love it when you touch me And I love to touch you I love rediscovering how beautiful you are each time I see you And I love realizing how attractive you make me feel I love wanting so badly to kiss you And I love the way you want to take things slow I love the fact that you still want to be my friend And I love that I want to be yours I love so many things about you But the most important thing is: I Love you!
Ready For Love
i came across this poem and i can not give it enuf praise.... i hope everyone will like it Ready For Love by Ruth Kephart Take my hand and lead the way; tell me all you want to say. Whisper softly in my ear, all those things I want to hear. Kiss my lips and touch my skin; bring out passions deep within. Pull me close and hold me near; take away my pain and fear. In the darkness of the night, be my beacon, shine your light. In the brightness of the sun, show me that you are the one. Give me wings so I can fly; for I can soar when you're nearby. Enter my heart, break down the wall, it's time for me to watch it fall. I've been a prisoner, can't you see? Break my chains and set me free. Strip me of my armor tight; you'll find I won't put up a fight. Release my soul held deep within . . . I'm ready now, let love begin THANK YOU RUTH !!!!
Passion's Flame
Passion's Flames A touch, soft and tender. A whisper, full of desire A gasp of sweet surrender As passion fuels the fire No words spoken between them No promises to be kept No lies being told tonight No looking back - no regrets Longing to hold each other Such precious little time Both vowed to another Being lonely their only crime Tomorrow bringing sorrow A brief moment of shame With the memory of this one night A release from passion's flames
A True Man!!
a TRUE man : • Grab her butt when you kiss her, it's a real turn on. • Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. • When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go then kiss her • When she says she's ok dont believe it talk with her • because 10 yrs later she'll remember you • Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her • Call her before you sleep and after you wake up • Treat her like a she's all that matters to you. • Tease her and let her tease you back. • Stay up all night with her when she's sick. • Watch her favorite movie with her. • Give her the world. • Let her wear your clothes. • When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. • Let her know she's important. • Kiss her in the pouring rain. • When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?" If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : •Call yo
Hate To Ask But...
Hey all, if you have a sec to rate a few pictures, can you please visit my good friend... ßrøkëŧ§M†ñ He had his original account hacked and is starting over, and I want to help him out the best I can... Even if you just take a moment to rate and/or fan his profile, I would greatly appreciate it. Please note: he didn't ask me to do this and he may yell at me for it, but I loves him as i do all my friends and i want to help him out ;) ~Sin (p.s. i don't do this for people that ask, so don't ask.)
Please Vote For My Friend Jason Pumarada
This is my friend, Jason Pumarada. He's in an online contest in which the winner gets an auditon for the Broadway musical RENT. Please vote for him: http://siteforrent.com/onlineaudition/votes.html If you can, please repost this and tell your friends.
Check Me Out
hey i am lonely and i need some fubar luv can anybody help me with this lol ....come check me out if u dare
Crazy Lady
hi i m little crazt lady from Philippines. i explored my self here in fubar web to find a lot of friends. i m a simple girls..nothing more
In Case You Are Wondering
In case you are wondering why I don't post my face. I live in a small town, I know of a few others who are on fubar, because I over heard them. Because of my status in town, i can't afford to have my face seen or known. I know some of you may not like this but I have to face facts.
Pleasant Nightmares
As A Veteran
As a veteran, I write these words with the most heartfelt sorrow. I am very concerned with the state that this country is in. We are at war but not for the reasons most people would like to believe. Our troops are dying daily, but not for the reasons they signed up for. You see when I enlisted I took an oath to protect and defend the constitution from all enemies foreign and DOMESTIC. Now you may ask why DOMESTIC is in caps, I'll get to that shortly. All members that serve in government take this oath, even the President. And yet the President has placed the biggest attack on the constitution that has ever been seen. This has taken place through the "Patriot Act" and as of 2006, the less popular "Military Commissions Act". These "laws" take away most of your freedoms and most people don't even realize it. You can look on youtube and find examples of people being arrested for reading the constitution. And yet most people would like to sit at home thinking that the goverm
Hey......dont I Know You?
If i know you or you know me or wanna get to know me then here is the place to do it,if not then say that too.....anything goes
The Easily Offended Need Not Apply..i Don't Wanna Hear No Bitchin About My Opinions Or Views...thanks
Ok so this is my first Fubar blog. I haven't blogged in a while on myspace. Probably because there is too much shit goin on with that community now its not funny. Have to worry about my page getting hacked or phished...Its bullshit. So I don't use that site very much anymore, I check it still everyday though. Anyway, a little about me for those of you that don't know me well, or at all... I'm a 27 yr old Happily involved woman, mother of one very gorgeous baby girl, born June 25th of this year. She is my world. And while my finace and I have our problems, we are for the most part happy, so I'm not looking for sex, cyber, extra relationships(I have enough to handle in the one I'm in)I'm not lookin to ruin what I have. I don't trust easily, those of you who do have my trust you know that it didn't come easily. I'm a very guarded person, I've been hurt and betrayed tremendously by friends and lovers and family alike. I've done my share of hurting as well. A lot of people
What Is Your Life Rated??
Your Life is Rated PG-13 Your life isn't totally scandalous, but you definitely don't shy away from adult themes! What is Your Life Rated?
Ethel's Wheelchair
Subject: Ethel and her wheelchair Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic, the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in. One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. "STOP!" he shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?" Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him. "OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall. As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted "STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?" Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster, and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said, "On your way, "ma'am." As Ethel neared the final cor
Hello Friend
HELLO FRIEND Friendship is like a precious flower Ready to bloom every hour. It may stop growing or keep on flowing But you'll still have it forever ! A Friend is Like A Good Bra... Hard to Find Supportive Comfortable Always Lifts You Up Never Lets You Down or Leaves You Hanging Makes You Look Better And Always Close To Your Heart!!! Good Friends are Like Stars God Knew That We All Need Someone To Share Each Happy Day, To Be A Source Of Courage When Troubles Come Our Way. Someone To Be True To Us, Whether Near Or Far Apart. Someone Whose Love We'll Always Hold And Treasure In Our Hearts Have A Super Day Thank You For Being My Friend A WOMAN COULD MAKE LOVE TO 100 MEN BUT A REAL WOMAN COULD MAKE LOVE TO 1 MAN IN 100 WAYS!!!!!!!
Ok- Nothing Has Worked So...
Here's the NEW deal with asking me to unlock or get into my family: YOU WILL be BLOCKED. That's it. No response from me, no reason given. You will simply lose access completely to my profile and pictures. if you send a mail, you will be blocked both by mail and your profile. so, unless you want to lose ALL of the pictures, i suggest you pay attention and STOP FUCKING ASKING. This goes into effect at 9am CST, 9/20. If you ask me in the next 20 minutes, i will simply curse you out til your ears bleed. Also, requests to rate pictures: if you want me to rate your shit, you better have rated more than my NSFW's... if you need help levelling, start rating shit that matters. take responsibility for your own damn points. if you do rate sfw's and you need help levelling, ask me by shouts. if i don't recognize your name by the people scrolling by my bar, you better come up with a damn good reason why i don't. keep in mind, i have minor insomnia so the excuse "i did it at 3am
Calling All Friends To Help Out Please
If anyone is bored and would like to help me out some, I would greatly appreciate it. Give ya some 11's for helping me. I need to reach 14500 comments before the 29th to win a VIP. Thanks for the help if you can......muah Also if you can help Silly win her contest that also ends on the 29th i would give you all some really good love. Lets help this wonderful lady win her contest. She is always right there whenever we download new pics or stash and rates them for us. She is such a sweetheart I want her to win. Please help if you can.....MUAHZ
Surgery
Hi every one . Just wanted to let all know im home from my gul-bladder surgery . Thankyou to all who wished me luck . Every thing went well with surgery and i should be feeling better in about a week or so .If im not on much , you know why . If you stop by to see me , i check my bar tab offten and will get back to you as soon as i can . Much love to my friends and fans . MWA !
Mass Delte Inbox Sent Emails
I know that some of you are already aware of this, it would seem that I am a little slow. There is a way to mass delete your Cmail...or is it FuMail now? lol Hit the shift button and hold it down...scroll down to the bottom message...click on the bottom message in your list..the other messages in there will highlight. Then hit delete. *Poof* 20 messages gone. I just cleared almost 500 messages from my inbox. Took me a couple minutes. So..there ya go. Time saving tip. Oh yah...get FUBAR'd. lol
9/11
Pisces
There's no turning back. Repost this in a new bulletin with your zodiac sign or you'll get bad luck and lose the person you dearly love most! SAGGITTARIUS * -- Spontaneous. -- Horny. -- Freak in Bed. -- High sex appeal. -- Rare to find. -- Great when found. -- Loves being in long relationships. -- The one -- So much love to give -- Not one to mess wit -- Very pretty. -- Very romantic. -- Nice to everyone They meet. -- Their Love is one of a kind. -- Silly, fun and sweet. -- Have own unique sexiness. -- Most caring person you will ever meet! -- Amazing n Bed..!!! -- Did I say Amazing in Bed? LEO * -- Great talker. -- Sexy and passionate. -- Laid back. -- Knows how to have fun. -- Is really good at sex! and i mean REALLY GOOD! more like great -- Great kisser. -- Unpredictable. fo real -- Outgoing. -- Down to earth. -- Addictive. -- Attractive. -- Loud. -- Loves being in long relationships. -- Talkative. -- Not one to mess with. -- Rare to
Lookin For Help For A Hot Chick
Hey guys... beggin for help, also reposted a bulletin about this... Dess is a sweetheart and one of my lounge friends and i'd really appreciate if you could just click this picture real quick and RATE it... comments aren't necessary, it just takes rates, so two seconds of your time please!!! pretty please!!! show her some love for me since i can only rate her once, lol ~~Sin
Please Keep Them In Your Prayers
imikimi - Customize Your World
Funeral Today
ok so my father in laws furnal is today. im still having a hard time with it all. the annouced his cause of death yesterday. he slipped in to a diabetic coma while he was sleeping and stopped breathing. time of death was calculated at 4:30A.M. this is gonna be so hard. one of many reason is because my sons father will be there, and i am terrified what is gonna happen. i havent seen this man since my son was 18 months old. myson is now 5. so its gonna be hard. and if you know my sistuation with him, youll understand why i am scared to see him.
Please Vote!
Sad Poem
Yeah I knew this day would come, the day we say goodbye. I knew you would tell me you found someone else. I knew you weren't mine. I knew I deserved more but I took what I could get. I blindly took a hold of you desperate to feel loved, wanted, and needed. I knew it wouldn't last, but I gave you everything my mind and body. I knew this wouldn't become any more than what it was, and what it was, was nothing. I knew that .I settled and I knew that. Yeah I knew this day would come, but I didn't’t know it would hurt so much.
Help
hi my name is jason.i am a member of fubar.id like to make a proposal that fubar add a multiple photo downloader but i need some support.so will u, people of fubar help me?
Toesucker Mc's....
Two years ago, a friend of mine Asked me to say some fetish rhymes So I said this rhyme I'm about to say The rhyme was Def a-then it went this way Took a test to become an foot freak i love to suck toes seven days a week So Larry put me inside, his Cad-illac The chauffeur drove off and we never came back The feet look best when they are bare But i love sexy shoes so i gotta be fair And then we talkin autograph, and here's the laugh Toejam caviar, and foot spa bath But see ahh, ah that's the life, ah that I lead Cause toesucker MC's is what i be So take that and move back catch a heart attack Because there's nothin in the world, that Footie'll ever lack I cold chill at a party in a foot-boy stance And rock on the mic and make the girls wanna dance Fly like a Dove, that come from up above I'm rockin on the mic and you can call me Feet-Love I got a big long Caddy not like a Seville And written right on the side it reads 'Gimmie Feet if Ya Will' So if you see me cru
America Land Of The Free & Home Of The Brave
This bulletin serves as a reminder to those who have let this day in American History fade to a faint memory, for those who are laxed and think this will never happen again... Remember roughly 3000 people perrished this grim day..for what? Capitalism? Imperialism? Western Influence contaminating the Islamic Society? Whatever the reason, every American was affected that day.. I had the best day of my life September 10th 2001, gave birth to my son..as I lay in the hospital bed at 6:45am or so, just hit the morphine drip button, holding this lovely little life in my arms..and then on the television...America was under attack? WTF? I watched the 2nd plane hit live, the news broadcast went silent..and I looked down at this tiny baby and said "I am so fucking sorry for bringing you into this!" Called my husband, woke him up to the news..and then called my Aunt (the ultra-conservative) woke her up as well, and I could hear the terror in her voice and I told her they just hit the Pent
I Know Who You Are!
It took me a bit, but I finally realized who it is that has been messing with me...tee hee. Soo..after you read this you will no longer be able to get into my pics or anything cause you will be blocked!! Hee hee....kiss it for bugging me, and have a good life, jealous stupid head...GIGGLING
I Tried
Tried (so hard) Bone Thugs-n-Harmony ft. Akon [Krayzie] (talking) Bone thugs..Akon..Yea.. [Wish] You know nothin comes easy You gotta try real, real hard I tried hard..But i guess I gotta try harder {chrous} [akon] I tried so hard Can't seem to get away from misery Man I tried so hard I'll always be a victim of these streets It ain't my fault cuz I try to get away but trouble follows me and still I tried so hard Hoping one day you'll come and rescue me but Until then (bone thugs) I'll be postin up right here ain't sleat hail snow (hail snow) (akon) but until then (bone thugs) I'll be postin up right here wit my heat gettin low (gettin low) [Krayzie] First let me explain that im just a black man and i come from the darks *** so im havin a hard time stayin on track man My mind be racin and i dont even know what im chasin ive been in and out of relationships and im startin so see that its me with the complic
I'm A Bad Person
With recent events on my mind, it occurs to me, that I am truely a bad person. I'm not a very good friend, and I'm selfish. 2 weeks ago I had three friends that I cared about very much. I would have done anything in my power to see to it that they were happy, at least I thought so... recent events have proven me wrong on that point. One of these friends asked me for nothing more than friendship, human contact and compassion. I think I fulfilled most of that order, but for the things I was unable to do, I've lost that chance. And that is a regret that I will have to live with for the rest of my life. I learned something from it though and will never again deny anyone a basic need that I can provide. Another friend asked me for nothing more than honesty. This for those of you who know me, know was given without hesitation. Until my third friend asked me to withhold the truth. Isn't withholding of information the same as lying? I finally broke, when I realized the lies were ne
Opinions Are Like Assholes....
I got this in an email and checked it out on www.snopes.com personally myslef and find it to be factual. I am not usually into politics but I certainly do not want this person to be the president of my USA!! Feel free to comment, rip whatever.... Subject: FW: Who is Barack Obama? > Date: Wed, 29 Aug 2007 07:09:06 +0000 > > I don't like him, and would never recommend him for ANY office in our > government. I think he is a big fraud! > THIS DEFINITELY WARRANTS LOOKING INTO. THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED, "ONE > NATION UNDER GOD". ALMIGHTY GOD, NOT THE GOD OF THE KURAN. > > I checked this out on "_snopes.com_ (http://snopes.com/) ". It is factual. > Check for yourself. > > Who is Barack Obama? > > Probable U. S. presidential candidate, Barack Hussein Obama was born in > Honolulu, Hawaii, to Barack Hussein Obama, Sr., a black MUSLIM from > Nyangoma-Kogel, Kenya and Ann Dunham, a white ATHEIST from Wichita, Kansas. > > Obama's parents met at the University of
Short Stories
It's early morning and your sitting at the table drinking coffee and reading the paper when I come in from the bedroom. I come walking over to you, and with out saying a word I take your hands slowly in mine entwining our fingers I kiss the palms of your hands sucking slowly each finger teasing and tasting, I gently pull you to you feet and kiss your collar bone as you rise pressing myself against you as you bend your head to kiss my lips I pull you along with me down the hallway towards the shower as we enter the bathroom I reach for your belt buckle and undo it so I can slide my hands in your waist line, your stomach curves inward with the chill of my cold hands on your warm flesh I slide my hands from your waist slowly up and across your chest feeling your nipples grow taut at the tease of my touch I slide your shirt up over your head taking one of your nipples into my mouth and flickering it with my tongue then pinching it with my teeth suckling it gently with my mouth, I slide my
Huge Mistake
Boy....did I get it put to me this time.... I fell head over heels for a woman named Alexandra that I met on Hot or Not.com. We chatted on Yahoo for a while, then arranged a date. Thursday, August 30, 2007 We were to meet at Bob Evans in Westerville. The only problem was that there are two Bob Evans' in Westerville. She went to one....and I went to the other. So we didn't get off to a good start. I received a phone call from her later that night. She was in the Emergency Room for abdominal pain. She asked me if I could go to McDonalds for her daughter. I told her I would and brought it right to her. So our REAL first meeting was in the Emergency Room. She finally got released and I walked her and her daughter to her car. As it turns out....I had parked right beside her. I figure to myself that this has to be some kind of fate playing it's hand. Friday, August 31, 2007 We decided to try Bob Evans again. This time we went to the same one, but traffic made me abo
Broken
-Broken_Angel-~RL Fiance to The Darkness~ * ~Sexy Lette~@ fubar
Daddys Little Girl
yet again i see that nothing can seeem to go the way it should old nightmears seem to come to life even without me having to pay attention to it you know what i mean ....you come you go and that is how things go i said it once tonight already i must have a sign on my fucking head that says " use and abuse" cuse it seems that everytime i turn around people are asking for for help or to fix something or to be a shoulder to cry on and the one time in my life that i lose all pride and i ask for help cuse shit has just gotten too much somedays i get shit on yeah i get some help but the costs of the help are gonna rip me apart , you want my money fine it all goes to bills what is left you can fucking have you want my shit like my dvds and my computer and my phone and my cable tv and my internet and all the other shit you use from me fine take it least i can do for you helping me ,,,, what i do ask that if you say you're gonna do something then you better damn well do it you know what i mea
Facts About The Great Seal
http://www.theforbiddenknowledge.com/greatseal/ (cut and paste link to see pics) More on the Great Seal Many companies use the pyramid within their logos. James Walker, a 32º Mason, shares some facts with us about the above symbols: 13 leaves in the olive branch 13 bars and stripes in the shield 13 arrows in the right claw 13 letters in the "E Pluribus Unum" on the ribbon 13 stars in the green crest above 32 long feathers on its right wing representing the 32º in Freemasonry 13 granite stones in the Pyramid. (The 13 layers represent the 13 Illuminati bloodlines) 13 letters in Annuit Coeptis It should also be noted that the Eagle has 32 feathers right wing, but 33 in its left wing. The 32 feathers representing the number of ordinary degrees of the Scottish Rite, and the 33 feathers representing the 33º of Freemasonry. The tail feathers number 9, the number of degrees in the York Rite. The eagle itself is a prominent icon of Masonry, being used e
What Each Kiss Means.....
Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready. -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever. -Kiss on the Ear; You're my everything. -Kiss on the Cheek; We're friends. -Kiss on the Hand; I adore you. -Kiss on the Neck; We belong together. -Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you. -Kiss on the Lips; I love you. ____________________________________________________ What the gesture means... -Holding Hands; We definitely like each other. -Slap on the Butt; That's mine. -Holding on tight; I don't want to let go. -Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you. -Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me. -Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go. -Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you. ____________________________________________________ -----Advice; Don't ask for a kiss, take one. If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.
Secure Flight
The Nightmare of DHS´s *Secure Flight* by Blue Patriot Woman Mon Sep 17, 2007 at 10:34:23 AM PDT http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2007/9/17/9846/64393 Buried in the September 5 issue of the Federal Register, was a notice that this Thursday, September 20, the Transportation Safety Administration (TSA) will hold public hearings on their ¨Secure Flight Plan.¨ http://dmses.dot.gov/docimages/p102/484384.pdf Come with me into a nightmare world where American citizens will have to obtain permission from the government before they can travel by air in the U.S. Your government (meaning the Department of Homeland Security) is up to no good. Beginning in February 2008, U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) will implement their ¨Advance Passenger Information System (APIS),¨ the gist of which is that you will need permission from the United States Government to travel on any air or sea vessel that goes to, from or through the U.S. The travel companies will not be able to iss
Thanks Everyone
Thanks to all my wonderful friends who helped out aonther friend of mine. With all of youor efforts mel won the contest she was in. Special thanks to Cheekysue, Sillyazz, Sassy, Goddess, Elle, Rebel, and Jen. If i forgot anybody just give me as shout and let me know. I have the best friends there is.
Mumms Being Deleted
Hi all u fubarians!!! I had a MUMM deleted this morning due to unknown causes. I was basically wanting opinions on the whole 9/11 attacks ...weather they were Really what they appeard to be or weather it was a government Conspiracy. I wanted others insight so i can Make Up My Mind. I read the blog rules on MUMMS and found that i didn't violate any rules so i preceeded to seek out a formal answer as to why it was deleted by way of contacting scrapper. I was very polite about the whole ordeal and all i got from him was, and i quote "read my blog". I wrote him another messege and am still waiting to hear back from him. I really have a hard time believing that he even read my MUMM or considered weather it was absolutely necessary to delete. I feel that I was not taken seriously and there is a problem here that needs fixing. I understand that the guy may be kinda busy since he is the "only" one that deals with them, but I see no reason for us to suffer because he dont wanna take the time t
New!
Hey, I'm new to this site and just trying to figure it out. I've been a member for a while but I've never really paid attention. So here I am, wish me luck cause I'm so lost! HAHA check out the new pictures and if any of you have any helpful tips I sure need them.
The Mist (poetry)
The mist covered the Landscape with a thin Veil obscure of visual Surroundings, stark Hiding the unknown Dark shadows that Lurk in the shadows Ever waiting,quiet Yet alert with Watchful eyes Crawling on its belly Along the long And narrow crevice Unseen leaving no Imprint upon the earth Hunger has brought Him here seeking To quench his thirst A desire for blood To taste and consume To many days The gaunt body Has searched For food For fulfillment His prey drinking From the rippled Water beside the Craggy rocks Shivering in fear The scent has Caught it unaware Knowledge that it Is hiding beneath The blue mist In that moment Of reality And no where To run, the time Had finally come As the beast devoured His weaker quarry Sated and complete He blended into the Landscape once again Copyright@chi_shanay2007
Pissing Me Off!
well what really pisses me off is when i come home from a bar or a party late night, and i sit on the couch, turn on the T.V. and on comes a fast-food commercial and it gets you so damn hungry but you cant have one because there fricking closed. ohow does that make yall feel?
Poems
I can see the sparkle a Diamond in your smile and within this whole debarcle it can lighten up awhile the golden sunset leaves like a rose in autumns air petals falling in a breeze for a moment i see you there when the look in your eyes is a cute puppy dog gaze well we'd like to have buys and our days full of laze so she moves from my side and listens for a while "im just here for the ride" and i Just love your style
In Loving Memory Christy Mckendall
MY SISTER,MY FRIEND,MY HERO One more year has passed on by, Don't look back Keep your head held high For you're missing the most valuable moments, You see... When you are looking down toward your feet. Walk, if you run, you'll find yourself wondering Why or When What never failed to smile down at you, Somehow, forgot to grin. We somehow took for granted then, The special times we shared- Smiles, smells of home, were there Whenever we got scared. I ran to and from that place, Yet, never saw that smile. I look up now, no place to run, And it's been here all the while. I realize late, the things that time Can't allow us to hold for long. The youngest, the oldest, and all in between Can't return, once time has gone- Take time, hold the moments, in time they slip away, Words one heart fought, with a smile to say. This year will pass, as the years before, Smile at the life, that you most adore. When time comes and you "forget" to grin, too... Those who remember yo
Heart Broken
In A Place Were I Do Dwell I Met A Girl Who I Got 2 Know Very Well She Came And Took My Heart From Me Now She's Willin 2 Set Me Free Now I Know The Reason Why The Otha Guy Was More Handsum Than I I Ran Home And Cried On My Bed Not A Single Word Was Said When My Motha Came Home She Ran Upstairs The Door She Broke Too Find Me Hangin From A Rope She Got A Knife And Cut Me Down And In My Jeans This Note She Found Dig My Grave Dig It Deep With In Marble Stone From Head Too Feet And Place A Dove At My Feet 2 Show Da World I DIED 4 LUV
Callin All
I need all GRD BOMBSQUAD you are needed at this contest at all times! SO BE THERE! This girl needs our help on this contest! 100,000 commets giveaway! and its her first contest! Please help! EVERYONE AND ALL!!! So click on the pic and lets get the party started!! She has been good to us now lets return the love!
Questions With No Answers
Questions without answers 1. Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it? 2. Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? 3. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? 4. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? 5. On electric toasters, why do they engrave the message "one slice"? How many pieces of bread do they think people are really gonna try to stuff in that slot? 6. Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? 7. Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you first try? 8. How do those dead bugs get into those closed light fixtures? 9. Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes would t
Natural Highs
Natural Highs 1. Falling in love. 2. Laughing so hard your face hurts. 3. A hot shower. 4. No lines at the supermarket . 5. A special glance. 6. Getting mail. 7. Taking a drive on a pretty road. 8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio. 9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside. 10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer. 11. Chocolate milkshake (vanilla or strawberry). 12. A bubble bath. 13. Giggling. 15. The beach. 16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter. 17. Laughing at yourself. 18. Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you 19. Midnight phone calls that last for hours. 20. Running through sprinklers. 21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all. 22. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful. 23. Laughing at an inside joke with FRIENDS 24. Acciden
Lmao!!
My Morning I rear ended a car this morning... I tell you, it was going to be a REALLY bad day! The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!! He looked up at me and said "I am NOT Happy!" So I said, "Well, which one ARE you then?" That's how the fight started...
Spanish Class
*A** ** SPANISH ** **Teacher** **was explaining to her * *Class** **that in Spanish, unlike English,* *nouns are designated as either* *masculine or feminine.** ** **"House"** **for instance,* *is feminine:** **"la casa."** ** **"Pencil,"** **however,* *is masculine:** **"el lapiz.."** ** **A student asked,* *"What gender is 'computer'?"** ** **Instead of giving the answer,* *the teacher split the class into two groups,* *male and female,and asked th em to decide* *for themselves whether"computer" * *should be** **a masculine or a feminine noun.** ** **Each group was asked** **to give four reasons* *for its recommendation.** ** **The men's group decided that* *"computer"* *should definitely be* *of the feminine gender** **("la comp utadora"),* *because:* *1. No one but their creator* *understands their internal logic;** ** **2. The native language* *they use to communicate* *with other computers is* *incomprehensible to everyone else;** ** **3. Even
Stella Awards
It's time again for the annual "Stella Awards"! For those unfamiliar with these awards, they are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued the McDonald's in New Mexico where she purchased the coffee. You remember, she took the lid off the coffee and put it between her knees while she was driving. Who would ever think one could get burned doing that, right? That's right; these are awards for the most outlandish lawsuits and verdicts in the U.S. You know, the kinds of cases that make you scratch your head. Here are the Stella's for the past year: 7TH PLACE: Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas was awarded $80,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The store owners were understandably surprised by the verdict, considering the running toddler was her own son. 6TH PLACE: Carl Truman, 19, of Los Angeles, California won $74,000 plus medical expen
New Boy Rowley!
Hey guys I got my good friend signed up on this and well, just like in real life he needs some friends!!! So do me a favour and rate, fan, and add him ok??? Thanks guys!!! ROWLEY@ fubar
Canadian Friend Train
http://www.fubar.com/blog/125536# plez copy and paste this link canadian rate, fan and add train
Saving The Wolf!
Save America's Wolves Help Expose the Truth Help expose the truth about aerial wolf hunting... Aerial hunting of wolves is Alaska’s dirty secret. Watch our new video and take action to help end this brutal practice. Watch the Video... Aerial Hunting by the Numbers 2 Times Alaskans have rejected the state’s aerial hunting program at the polls 35 Years that aerial hunting has been illegal under federal law Nearly 700 Wolves killed over the last four years through Alaska’s aerial hunting program $400,000 Earmarked by state officials to “educate” Alaskans on the state’s aerial hunting activities Dear Wildlife Supporter, When people think of Alaska, they think of its amazing wildlife and natural beauty. But Alaska has a terrible secret: Each year, the state permits private citizens to chase down and kill dozens of wolves using low-flying aircraft and high-powered rifles. Alaska Governor Sarah Palin and anti-wolf officials in the state have worked
For Bikers
I saw you hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant. But you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But you didn't see me driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children. But you didn 't see me when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you stare at my long hair. But you didn't see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves. But you didn't see me and my brothers donate our old coats and gloves to those that
What Does A Kiss Taste Like?
One day a First Grade teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is"? "No, I don't," said the little boy. "Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work". Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out! It's a piece of ass"!
Different
I write what I like and want to here. Go ahead a comment about I dont care, but if I dont like what you say, look here after a few days I'll have a new entry. I write poems, and stories. Most peoms have a meaning to them from: school, my Boyfriend, or friends. Stories are only 2 books right now. If you want to read them just ask and I might mail you a chapter or two. If you have any questions, go a head and ask. It's good for the soul, but if I get any about sexal things I will not answer you to nicely (your warned!!). Call me a bitch if you like, I dont care. Say what you like, just say to me. If you want to see some other things I've put up on the net go to vampirefreaks.com/vampire666 have fun humans!!!!
Just When You Thought You Knew Me..
Okay so I didnt think I could get any crazier but I was wrong. I had my first threesome the other night. And the couple wants me to be apart of there lives. Never thought I could do that but it was actually fun:)
20,000
PeggySue is hosting a contest where each contestant needs 20,000 comments to win either a 1 month VIP or a 7 day Blast. There is no time limit on the contest. Any and all love will be appreciated
Poems
Where am I?? I do not know, I do everything the same, But I don't know where I am. I don't know where I am because, I don't know who I am. I am a girl, Going through High School. No place in this world, But I change so much here. Who am I??? Where am I??? Who are you???
The Paypal Incident
To Recap The happening: " Yes even though Im in the computer biz and I help so many people avoid infections and spyware I was just a victim of being ripped off on the internet. Luckily I was up late chatting when I noticed a Email pop on my Yahoo that said my account login information enclosed. I go to read the email and it said 29.99 Euros were deducted from my Paypal account. Sure enough 2 seconds later I get a paypal notice that a transaction took place. Still being wary I didnt click any links in the email and I hand-typed www.paypal.com and checked my account. Sure enough the motherfockers took every last penny in my Paypal. If it weren't for the fact the Credit card I used was expired and the bank account was closed that was attached to this paypal account I could have been wiped out. If you have a paypal account always make sure you check your transaction history, and any additions of emails you don't own. Keeping a low credit limit card there is also advisable as well a
Stuff
Allen (my roommate) and I started our first batch of Mead last night. It is our first attempt at brewing anything. It was late last night when we started it. We pitched the yeast, and let it sit. Woke up this morning about 8, and the yeast was VERY active! We got it racked, and it smells sooooo good even at this early stage. In a few weeks, we will rack it again. It's exciting. 5 gallons of Mead on the way! I've gotten a few tips and ideas from close friends, and from a guy at the local brew shop. Everyone is so helpful. That's a great thing. People are willing to give advice and teach from their mistakes. No one keeps many secrets, but willing to tell their own personal secrets from their experience. This has been a good experience so far, and the journey has just begun. I'll keep everyone updated.
Excerpt From "the Highlanders" By: Catriona And Mairi Mackay
I can't sleep so I decided to put this up here.This is a book that my aunt and I wrote. We have tried several times to get it published, but we were screwed over once by a literary agency....and that kinda put things in a damper. I should send it out to literary agencies again, but it still needs work even though it's finished. The time era is the early 1700's. Excerpt from "THE HIGHLANDERS" By: Catriona & Mairi MacKay Copywritten 2002 Dedication- To Those who didn't believe The coach pulled to a stop before CrestHaven, a footman rushed to open the coach door when down stepped Lord David Mitchell, who turned to help his wife alight from the coach! They walked up the steps, where the door opened and they were greeted by Alan. “Welcome home to CrestHaven M’lord! I trust your sojourn in France was Pleasant?” he asked smiling. David and his wife Clarice smiled at him, “It was verra pleasant Alan, a much needed break from all the fussing, and trouble
For My Kage
IF , I had One Wish , It would be in Your Arms.It would be to Hold You , And to take all Your worries and all Your fears away.If I could , I would Protect You , Stand By You .If I could , I would Hold You and tell you All will Be Fine. If I could , I would tell , You that You Are All That matters to Me , and I'm Not Ever leavin Your Side. And We are going to be As One Forever , As We said Today And in Our Lounge . You are My Soul,Mind , Heart , My Everything. You hurt , I hurt , you have alot on your mind , And I feel all that You feel , I so Do every Ounce Of My Being , every breath , Itake , I feel You. God , I so Feel You Touchin me , Breathin on me , Lookin at me . Holdin me , Hearin Your voice, Sayin My babyDoll. Wrote By Cherie Aka Witchesbrew Sept 20 , 07
Need Alot Of Help
HI ALL MY FRIENDS AND NEWBIES I NEED UR HELP AND UR FRIENDS HELP IN TRYING TO LEVEL UP I STILL HAVE ALONG WAYS TO GO AND I WOULD LOVE IT IF U AND UR FRIENDS AND ANYONE ELSE OUT THERE COULD COME TO MY PAGE AND TAKE TIME TO RATE MY PICS AND MY STASH AND ADD ME AS A FRIEND AND FAN IF IM NOT ALREADY I AM ALWAYS WILLIN TO HELP MY FRIENDS AND THEIRS FRIENDS WHEN THEY NEED IT AND NOW ALL I WANT IS SOME HELP IN LEVELING I KNOW IT MAYBE TO MUCH TO ASK BUT I NEED HELP AND I DONT WANT TO SOUND LIKE I BEGGIN ANYONE CAUSE IM NOT SO IF U AND UR FRIENDS AND THEIR FRIENDS AND MINE AND ANYONE WHO WANTS TO HELP I WOULD APPRECIATE IT AND THANKS FOR TAKING TIME OUT TO READ THIS AND IF U CAN HELP ME BY RATIN MY STUFF AND HAVIN UR FRIENDS DO IT TOO THANKS BOOBOOKITTY07
Coherency
I really miss the times where everyone is equal. Why is it (here) that everyone is not equal ... that you either have to pay or fight to be equal? Equality is then just a relative term and means absolutely nothing! How far does human hypocrasy go in this time?So much to learn about the past!
Unlocked
The albums that were previously unlocked have all been opened again. if you ask to see the others, you will be blocked. there should be more than enough there for you to get your rocks off, do NOT bug me for more. the ones still locked are family only for a reason, some different reasons, whatever the reason, it's my decision so again, don't ask. take care and enjoy Sin oh and PLEASE for gods sake rate the SFW's... if you don't, i'll start locking shit again.
Contest!
I am in RogerLee's Comment Crave Contest!! Show me some love! Ill return the favor with 11s! http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1037376&albumid=572242&i=3158613273
Stop This!
STOP CHILD ABUSE (repost of original by 'Mountain Lady{rate me fan me before sending request}' on '2007-08-20 18:48:07') (repost of original by 'Everyones Angel '{ IF YOUR GONNA CHECK ME OUT RATE MY PROFILE}' on '2007-08-20 18:57:42') (repost of original by 'stefan58 . IN MEMORIE OF DJ. ISIS' on '2007-08-20 19:08:17') (repost of original by 'Mountain Lady{rate me fan me before sending request}' on '2007-08-20 19:16:55') (repost of original by 'johnniesgrl_34' on '2007-08-20 20:12:28') (repost of original by '~Schele Belle ~Naughty and Nice Crew~~C&T Stash Club~~(Must fan me and have a salute pic to be added' on '2007-08-20 20:33:06') (repost of original by 'Everyones Angel '{ IF YOUR GONNA CHECK ME OUT RATE MY PROFILE}' on '2007-08-20 20:35:29') (repost of original by '*~* Sharon *~*PROUD MEMBER OF SUNSHINE ANGELS FRIENDS CLUB Plz sign the guestbook' on '2007-08-20 22:10:45') (repost of original by '~Lill~(Promo Biatch for www.Surge.fm)' on '2007-08-20 22:3
Sorry
i finally got back on here so sorry i havent been on ttyl
You
You Current mood: depressed I never tell you the feelings that I keep hidden deep down inside, Inside I'm never happy not one day passes I havent cried, I hide myself from you so that you can never see, That deep inside I'm dying never to be free, I hope you never judge me if you ever get a peek, Of the secrets that I've kept hidden that sometimes make me week, At moments I have wondered why I even try to carry on, At moments I have pictured how much better it would be if I was gone, But the moments that I'm with you I forget the pain I feel, And for those precious few moments I remember love is real, Though you may never believe me the words I said are true, Ever if were are only friends forever I will still be in love with you.
Guess What?!
I need help to accumulate 50,000 comments for a Happy Hour! If anyone needs something to do I would greatly appreciate the help! Thank you all for any help you give! I greatly appreciate it! Jennifer link:
Comment Contest
This is my friend Tiny. Shes in her first ever VIP comment contest. Help me out by throwing her some love, and Ill throw you some 11s! :) I want my friend to win this! So bomb her for me! She just needs a little push! Click the pic!
Life
oh well.. my life is pretty suckie right now.. but not much i can do about it.. seems I can not get out of this depression I am in.. no matter what I do and how hard I try.. I just seemed to get sucked deeper and deeper into it... all my friends try to help, and I do so appreciate that.. but it seems nothing well get me out of it.. when i seem to finally be coming out of it.. bam something else puts me even farther in.. people who have no respect for me make it worse.. especially when I do everything I can for them.. I guess I am just gonna have to become the bitch again... well it will be good for me but bad for everyone else.. I guess its time I worry about me for once and less of everyone else... I guess thats all for now.. thanks for reading...
Score
HOW FREAKY ARE YOU IN BED? GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT FROM (1-13) AND NO CHEATING! SEE THE RESULTS AT THE END OF THE TEST! WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE IN THE SUBJECT BAR... _________________________________________________ 1.WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? A. LIGHT COLOR B. CHANGE COLORS C. DARK 2.IF YOU WERE TO MEET UP WITH THE CRUSH OF YOUR LIFE YOU WOULD... A. SEDUCE THEM B. JUST CHILL C. CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE 3.WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF WEATHER? A. RAIN B. THUNDERSTORM C. SUNNY D. CLOUDY 4.WHATS THE BEST TYPE OF FRUIT? A. STRAWBERRIES B. CHERRIES C. GRAPES D. PEACHES E. KIWI 5.THE BEST PART OF THE 24 HOURS IS.... A. NIGHT B. DAY C. AFTERNOON 6.WHATS THE BEST SEASON OF THE YEAR? A. FALL B. SUMMER C. SPRING D. WINTER 7.HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBOARD? a-HEADBOARD b-NO HEADBOARD 8.WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? A-LEO B-VIRGO C-SCORPIO D-LIBRA E-GEMINI F-ARIES G-CAPRICORN H-CANCER I-
Good Job For A First
This Is My 1st Official Pimpout For My Friends!!! Its Gonna Be BIG So.....Be Ready!!! Wanted To Introduce Myself,I'm SweetPeach2003 And If U Dont Know Me Then Get To Know Me Cuz Im Sweet As Can Be!! *SweetPeach2003*BLUEDEMON PERSONAL ASSISTANT*GIT-R-DONE FAM* FAN* RATE* ADD* CRUSH*Come&Get A Taste@ fubar This Is Going Out To All My Friends Who Are Always There For Me No Matter What And Show Me Madd Love...I'm Showing You All How Much I Care! ßJEEZY۞NeaNeas Everything۞MsDallas' Personal Dancer@ fubar ۞Neabear۞JEEZY'S 1 AND ONLY۞@ fubar BlueDemon Ellie's FuHubby(King Of PhotoShop)@ fubar Jimmy B@ fubar I've Been A Bad Boy!!@ fubar $DJ Baby Boy$ { DIRTY SOUTH CREW}@ fubar Bishop@ fubar mrmarykay fubar hubby to sexisam
Brits
Are you from England, Ireland, Scotland or Wales? Do you want to meet new people on here who are also in the UK? Then Brits On Tour is the group for you :D I'm starting up the group again, covering for Babydolluk who foundered the group until she returns, if she does. If you are a member already and still want to be on the list, or you are a Brit and want to join us, then please let me know ... MishNumber1 ¢¾ Owner Of The G-Spotters ~ Member of S*U*P, Brits On Tour & Club FAR@ fubar If you want to keep these details and add them to your blog so your other Brit friends can see it (incase they don't read bulletins lol), then just click on repost and copy everything into your blog :D If I'm ever not around but you need to talk to someone about the group, then you can go and see Di :D ... di ( BRITISH BOMBER 1)@ fubar We now have 80 members now woooohoooo it just keeps growing :D To see all of the members then please click here and it takes you directly to the mem
Movies
This movie was a knockdown, in your face kind of ride. Violence is a major factor in this one boys and girls. If'n yura fan of Steve Austin or not, yur gonna like'm in this flick. Get it, watch it, rate it..... I'll give it a 10/10......Loved the way the too violent material was only heard by us and seen by the actors.
Welcome
hey all im magrat just getting to grips with this new site i love it already add me if ya like once ive found my way round ill get adding and chatting xx
Ladies Room
When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupied. Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the stall. You get in to find the door won't latch. It doesn't matter, the wait has been so long you are about to wet your pants! The dispenser for the modern "seat covers" (invented by someone's Mom, no doubt) is handy, but empty. You would hang your purse on the door hook, if there was one, but there isn't - so you carefully, but quickly drape it around your neck, (Mom would turn over in her grave if you put it on the FLOOR!), yank down your pants, and assume " The Stance." In this position your aging, toneless thigh muscles begin to shake. You'd love to sit down, but you certainly hadn't taken time to wipe the seat or lay toilet paper on it, so you hold "The Stance." To ta
Poem To Mom
Poem to MOM My son came home from school one day, With a smirk upon his face. He decided he was smart enough, To put me in my place. "Guess what I learned in Civics Two, that's taught by Mr.. Wright? It's all about the laws today, The 'Children's Bill of Rights.' It says I need not clean my room, Don't have to cut my hair No one can tell me what to think, Or speak, or what to wear. I have freedom from religion, And regardless what you say, I don't have to bow my head, And I sure don't have to pray. I can wear earrings if I want, And pierce my tongue & nose. I can read & watch just what I like, Get tattoos from head to toe. And if you ever spank me, I'll charge you with a crime. I'll back up all my charges, With the marks on my behind. Don't you ever touch me, My body's only for my use, Not for your hugs and kisses, that's just more child abuse. Don't preach about your morals, Like your Mama did to you. That's nothing more than mind control
Love And/or Sex ?
Can somebody have Sex without Love Them? I would Say yes,because you can separate love/sex. What do you think? Thomas
Long Over Due
Let me start by saying that the past few days have brought about some rather surprising events. Some that I am really happy with. I have realized that in the past I have let someone else influence my actions towards others based on how that someone felt about them. And I have realized that friends are so much nicer to have than enemies. I would like to take this opportunity to offer a public apology from me to the GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY. I cannot offer an apology from the entire Patriotic Family. Only myself. I do not expect everyone in the GIT-R-DONE Family to be able to forgive and forget but I will admit when I am wrong. And I was wrong. Thank you Hitman6 and BigDawg69 for taking the time to listen and giving me the opportunity to try to right some of the wrongs done by me. It really means a lot. GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY YOU ROCK!!!! ‡±Freedom Isnt Free ±‡@ fubar
Thinking Out Loud
How could life get any better? That is the question I ask myself this morning, I have a great son a wonderful husband that has shown me how much he cares for me in the past couple days. A great job that is slow at the moment but still a good one. Noone could come in and mess up my marriage or happy home even if they wanted to but I am not worried any longer just living one day at a time and being proud to have a husband as wonderful as mine who loves and cares for me and I know now that nothing will ever change that.
She's One Of My Really Big True Friends
Can yu please help my friend julie to level-up ? she'll surely return yur love Thank you so much
Newibe
hi ya guys iam very new to this site so bear with me while i get used to it and then ill be putting loads of new stuff up on here so stay tuned.x
Lame Ass People
Amanda_Hug_and_Kiss: please dont send me mass messages its really annoyin adam: hold on! ill delete ur lame ass in a minute! everybody else thinks its funny! adam: Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? Amanda_Hug_and_Kiss: dude it makes my comp lag adam: aaqight i found it! im
Since I Can't Mumm...lol
I just jumped out of the shower and I was wondering. Has anyone ever been given a bath? I mean has anyone ever sat down while you were in the tub and washed you down? Or the shower for that matter. I think its one of the sexiest things I can do for a man, if I had one..LOL Just wondering..:)
Poem For Drew
Although I've gone through Heaven's gate I still walk right beside you You cannot physically see or hear me I still walk right beside you When your heart is broken and torn apart I still walk right beside you When burdens seem too much to bare I still walk right beside you When the clouds are dark and the days seem long I still walk right beside you When you have that perfect day With millions of smiles no tears no way Just remeber these simple words Because I am right beside you Love MOM
Hi
hi i would like to find a guy that is nice and is around arkansas
Morning!
ok guys by the time this gets posted, i'll be in bed, so pleeeease don't respond in shouts lol... i just wanted to say good morning to everyone, since usually i'm around to do so... i didn't sleep at all last night and its almost 10 am so it's time for me to get some rest ;) all of the albums that were previously viewable are unlocked as promised... please continue to rate the safe for work ones as well though so i don't have to lock them all up again... i'm an exhibitionist, i hate locking that shit up ;) i'll probably be back shortly, tyr doesn't let me sleep all day, lol if you guys have time, please check for things to rate ;) and hopefully when i actually wake up, i'll go take a shower and make new pretty things for you to look at :) BTW, for those that think "she must be busy" ... if my status says afk, i'm not there, if it doesn't say that, PLEASE feel free to say hi, i may be slow to answer but i promise i do answer... i only answer mails if there's a q
No Fubar Love
dont you just hate when some says : rate,fan, or friend me ill return the love, but when you do it you get nothing in return. i think you should say what you mean and mean what you say. i have return all the love shown to me and wish everyone whould do the same. and for the ones that have, you are the true meaning behind fubar. much love to all my fan, friends, and soon to be friend and fan. and thanks for taking the time to read my first blog. much love joedy
Needs Help
My new friend is in a contest and could really use the help. Just click on the picture and go rate her pic. Thanks everybody!
Women Beware
Interracial Dating
I'm interested in going outside my comfort zone and date outside my race. I've been thinking about it for awhile and now I want to find the right guy. Someone between the ages of 22-32, into black bbws, fun to be around, down to earth, great sense of humor. I would prefer someone in the Charlotte, NC area. So if your interested let me know.
Stupid Fact Of The Day
The late Bill Marvey, one of the world's last remaining manufacturer of barber poles, shared his expert opinion in a 1981 article. He explains: The symbolism of the barber pole goes back to the barber/surgeon of the Middle Ages. In addition to cutting hair, he'd pull teeth, let blood, use leeches, lance boils. He'd hang his bandages out to dry, and they'd blow in the wind and twist around red and white together. If you needed dental work, enemas, or wound surgery during this time, the barber/surgeon was the man to visit. A pole painted red and white (to represent blood and bandages) was an advertisement to potential patients. By the 19th century, barbers began focusing on hair styling and snipping, leaving the ER work to the doctors. The distinctive striped pole remained however. It's not quite as clear what the blue stripe of a barber pole represents. One interpretation says the blue stands for veins. Marvey believes the blue stripe was added during the turn of the century as a
My Bitches And Ravings
Well, I felt it yesterday, my throat was swollen and very sore, and my eyes were hurting and watering, my nose running. Its official, I'm getting sick for the first time this year. It sucks cuz with my finace working, I'm taking care of the baby full time now. And I'm fine with that, I just don't want her to get sick. Goddess knows that if she starts to get sick like I used to get sick, I'm in some deep trouble. I know how painful that shit is, and I will fight tooth and nail to make sure that my babygirl don't have to go thru the same things I did, for as long as I did. If it has to be done, her tonsils will be removed as soon as possible. Anyway, I just wanted to bitch for a few. Hopefully I"ll start feeling better soon.
Haters
Jealousy!!! Jealousy what a stupid emotion if I could get rid of one that would be it!!! I have seen 35 summers!!! All the hate that goes on!! I am most comfortable in my skin!!! I have been hiding behind the doors for years thinking I wasn’t good enough to be out!!! Well Fuk u haters!!! The sad thing is the half of u are closet bbw lovers!!! If u had the chance to put weight aside to see what’s inside the person!!! Wow U might find a good soul!!! That’s why I would get rid of jealousy!!! See I was raised mommy always taught me to share and to be kind to others!!! So as for u low raters just fuk right off!!! U might want to be comfortable in your body or find out why u have so much hate!!! it took me years to get my confidence back up there it will never go to my head !! Just know that I am beautiful!!! We all come in different sizes and shapes If we didn’t this would be a weird world all the same!! Well us phat bottom woman make the world go around tooo!!! Life
Skitten Sexy Vixen
Plz. She needs some luv bad... TY !!!!!SKITTEN SEXY VIXEN HOOK ME UP WITH FUBAR LUV!!!!!@ fubar
Plz Help Me Out
my friend is in a contest with about a day left on it , he is a little over 2000 behind, plz come be a friend and help me bomb him, if u are trying to level up this is a great way to get points and help someone else out ty.
Seeking T.g.i.f. Love
Listen up Family + Friends. 13,000+ needed to Level,Seeking Picture Love ~Wiccan Wonders~@ fubar
Dizdchula@ Fubar
hey everyone take a look at my page and tell me wat u think ohh dont forget to rate me ight ppls peace!!
Benefit
We need bands to play a benfit in Adams at the Legion to Join Network and Vanburen Sludge helping to raise money for Tim and Rhonda Newton who after a motorcycle accident on sept 1st on a funraiser poker run for Hospice remain hospitalized and needing several surgeries to improve their quality of living. If anyone has any contact info. for a band in the area please contact me at 232-3299 or email m at Blooize1@yahoo.com. If you have a band and would like to participate it will be most appreciated!! Thanks.....Erin
Boobs!!!!!!!!!
Create The Perfect Girl at MyFreeImplants.com!
Things That Make You Think Blog
This is true...check it out on www.snopes.com Latest Drug in Middle School - 'Dusting' First, I'm going to tell you a little about me and my family. My name is Jeff. I am a Police Officer for a city which is known nationwide for it's crime rate. We have a lot of gangs and drugs. At one point we were # 2 in the nation in homicides per capita. I also have a police K-9 named Thor. He was certified in drugs and general duty. He retired at 3 years old because he was shot in the line of duty. He lives with us now and I still train with him because he likes it. I always liked the fact that there was no way to bring drugs into my house. Thor wouldn't allow it. He would tell on you. The reason I say this is so you understand that I know about drugs. I have taught in schools about drugs. My wife asks all our kids at least once a week if they used any drugs. Makes them promise they won't. I like building computers occasionally and started building a new one in February 2005. I al
Guys Rules
The Guys' Rules­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­ At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear " the rules" >From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! (Feel free to leave a comment.)..jc 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports.. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectl
For The Ladies :p
Hey guys, i've gotten quite a few comments on my pic If anyone wants one made up just send me the pic (or a link to it) that you want used and i'll make one up for you ;) make it obvious! they're locked for a reason! ;) Love, Sin
Center Of The Bible....
Center of the Bible The pictures are awesome.... but wait until you read the words. Q: What is the shortest chapter in the Bible? A: Psalms 117 Q: What is the longest chapter in the Bible? A: Psalms 119 Q: Which chapter is in the center of the Bible? A: Psalms 118 Fact: There are 594 chapters before Psalms 118 Fact: There are 594 chapters after Psalms 118 Add these numbers up and you get 1188. Q: What is the center verse in the Bible? A: Psalms 118:8 Q: Does this verse say something significant about God's perfect will for our lives? The next time someone says they would like to find God's perfect will for their lives and that they want to be in the center of His will, just send them to the center of His word! Psalms 118:8 "It is better to trust in the LORD than to put confidence in man." Now isn't that odd how this worked out (or was God in the center of it)? Before
Coolwave
sup everybody hope you all get litup and have fun wekend and party hard
Maybe There Is A God.....
sorry i havent ben on too much but family matters has taken precedence it has been the hardest time of my life for a long time recently when i got the phone call to say my brother had been in a serious accident i felt like my world had collapsed now - less than 2 weeks later he may be coming home the transition is unbelievable i've lost track of the times my emotions have got the better of me and i have just cried and cried and now for something completely amazing..... he will come away from this with a broken foot and some cuts and bruises the boy is such a fighter i tip my hat to him in total admiration at his determination to recover my little brother ! he's still the luckiest bastard i know........
Traz
I love the music and the pictures and the conversation. I want to hang out here and meet everyone. I love the spirit of it all. I want to make level 25, hee hee.
Wedding Ring
Why should the wedding ring be worn on the fourth finger? There is a beautiful and convincing explanation given by the Chinese..... Thumb represents your Parents Second (Index) finger represents your Siblings Middle finger represents your-Self Fourth (Ring) finger represents your Life Partner & the Last (Little) finger represents your children Firstly, open your palms (face to face), bend the middle fingers and hold them together - back to back Secondly, open and hold the remaining three fingers and the thumb - tip to tip (As shown in the figure below): Now, try to separate your thumbs (representing the parents)..., they will open, because your parents are not destined to live with you lifelong, and have to leave you sooner or later. Please join your thumbs as before and separate your Index fingers (representing siblings)... they will also open, because your brothers and sisters will have their own families and will have to lead their own separate
She Was Only 13
Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endore A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly crys She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is My life always sinking?" Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, "You deserve to die You worthless piece of crap!" The mom walk
Reached My Limit
Ok, so I have reached my limit for rates today. So for all those who rate my stuff tonight......I will return the love as soon as I am able to.
Fucking Hypocrite
Attractive Or On Fire?
New Study A study in Wisconsin showed that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ - depending on where a woman is in her menstrual cycle. For instance, if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. And if she is menstruating, she is more prone to be attracted to a man with scissors shoved in his temple and a bat jammed up his ass while he is on fire.
Extreme Contortionist
Naughty Application
***Best one will get a reply*** 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like foreplay? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Do you like anal pleasures? 26. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? Email your answers..... Title it "NAUGHTY Applica
Thoughts & Things...
WOW ~ It's been ages since I've been on here and I do apologize to all my friends & fans!! It's been a wacky summer - but I am well, back, and ready to play!! Hope this summer has treated everyone well - I know I am ready for winter though! Any Phoenix dweller can understand my desire to escape the excessive heat we've had the past 3 1/2 months! I will post again soon!!
Me.....lonely
I'm back isn't anyone interested in a fubar marriage with me lol??????
Haha They Say Women Got Skill's
PLEASE ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE THE GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY BOMBSQUAD! THIS IS A WONDERFUL BOMBING FAMILY WHO STAYS TRUE AND HONEST TO THERE MEMBERS. THEY DONT TOLERATE ANY DRAMA OF ANY KIND AND HAVE THE UP MOST RESPECT FOR OTHERS. I AM A NEW MEMBER AND I AM ALREADY FEELING THE LOVE FROM THEM AND I REALLY APPRECIATE IT! SO HERE IS A SPECIAL PIMPOUT THAT I THOUGHT WOULD BE NICE TO GIVE AS A GIFT FROM ME! Hitman6 FOUNDER & PRESIDENT OF THE ~GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY~@ fubar BigDawg69~ CO-FOUNDER & VICE PRESIDENT OF GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY~@ fubar ♥Äïmêê♥™ CO VICE PRESIDENT & HEAD OFFICER OF ~THE GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY BOMBSQUAD~@ fubar ~TWEETYJINXIN~~SECRETARY OF THE ~GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY~RL WIFEY OF HITMAN6@ fubar $r Whi+e Knigh+~Git R Done Rebels L.C.~Confederates~
Crystal Ball See's All
Crystal Ball During a recent outing in New Orleans, a woman sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news. "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year." Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the fortune teller's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. - She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know! ... She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked, "Will I be acquitted?"
Boyfriend/girlfriend Application
BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND APPLICATION 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5. Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 16.Do you think I'm cute? 18.Would you dance with me? 19.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? What Do You Think Of My? 1.Personality: 2.Eyes: 3.Face: 4.Hair: W0ULD Y0U... give me your numbe
Simple Thoughts
Some people are special and stay in your heart Even if the years keep you apart A connection was made and how it’s not known But when you reunite it’s easily shown Years go by and there’s not a word But a call comes through just like a bird Nothing has changed between us you see I’ve been thinking about you and you of me So much in common but different somehow We’ve always been close and more so now You are good and I am too We’re back together, simple but true Everything’s different but we are the same The loses we share but we’re not to blame I love you my friend you now it’s true Together we will help make it through I’m happy for you and you for me Life is what makes us what we should be So live for the best and be happy you see Because that’s how they would expect it to be Thomas Vern Ellison Jr. 08/31/07
Taxes.....how True This Is!!!!
At first this appears to be funny...then you realize it’s true..............Cricket Be sure to read all the way to the end! Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed. Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the rule. Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think. Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries, then Tax his tears. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough. When he screams and hollers, Then tax him some more, Tax him till
Happiness
Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have
Shower
Ice Man
Ok gang, I know some of you are sick of me beggin to help my friends out. But they cant help it if they are loosers!!! lol just kiddin, rate fan and add he will do the same blah blah blah and thanks love u all!! PJ "Iceman" Marrin@ fubar
Friend In Need
hey guys got a good freind that needs sum help in his contest show sum luv and drop sum comments
Passion 2
Just The Ramblings Of Your Everday Superhero
I would first off like to say hello to everyone its my first fubar day lol its a pretty cool website myspace is getting old and over populated. my eyes grow heavy and burn from the held back tears Finally i found a man after all these years but than you had to go away and leave me here alone I know it was not at all your fault why you had to go but even if i knew this would happen i still wouldnt have said no were raising a family of our own and to everyone it will be known thaat i love you with all my heart and nothing not even this could tear us apart
Parents Wish
http://parentswish.com/site01/big.html
A Dream For All..~peace~
Last night I had the strangest dream, I never dreamed before. I dreamed the world had all agreed To put and end to war. I dreamt I saw a mighty room, The room was filled with men. And the papers they were signing said They'd never fight again. And when the papers were all signed, And a million copies made They all joined hands and bowed their heads, And grateful prayers were made. And the people in the streets below, They all danced round and round And guns and swords and uniforms Were scattered on the ground. Last night I had the strangest dream, I never dreamed before. I dreamed the world had all agreed To put an end to war.
Mirrors
Life is like a mirror you see The refection is here for you and me Only the wise can tell it’s true The rest of us believe to go on through Someone is watching from the other side When I think of that my eyes open wide Are you for sure it’s your reflection you see Or is it someone you wish that you could be The past and the present are here in the glass The vision you see is not what will pass No-one is happy with what they see But all will go on and say it’s just me Smile when you can and frown if you must But this is the only one you can trust Others will lie and say you look good If you’re ok then you see what you should Mirrors are here for us all to see The good and the bad that’s part of me Someone is watching from the other side So smile at yourself and so them your pride Thomas Vern Ellison Jr. 08/30/07
Just Need To Write
So I just needed to write and wonder...Wonder about life and the people that touch your life..I hate fake ppl and that seems to go around alot.I am a very versitile person and I love to have fun but I do not want ot be stereo typed by what society says is ok...I dont know I guess I am just wonder why it is the way it is....
Bad News
It was Monday the 17th, i was sitting down for dinner with my girlfriend, after a long day at work, I was tired but in a good mood. I was in the process of moving my girlfriend into my place, it took a year for me to decide that, being a single dad for most of my five eyar olds life has been hard so i dont let people in and out of her life, I thought that i was being careful. It took me two months to even bring my daughter around my girlfriend, fora period of time she thought that i was married and was hiding it from her, but i proved her wrong. Anyway on that monday as we sat to eat, she looked at me with a weird look on her face and she then smirked sheepishly and told me that she was pregnant. I was shocked, to be honest I knew that i used protection to avoid this, but i thought well maybe it leaked or what ever. THe thing is that, two days later, Im taking her to the doctor and we get into a conversation about things, when all of a sudden she started to cry.
Before You Request Friendship
The past few days I have had ALOT of issues here on fubar. One being people who can't understand that my views may be different than your own, BUT i'm NOT putting anyone down. What you do in your life is YOUR thing. First I would like to point out that, Although I(stressing the I factor) do not believe in mixing races, it ONLY applies to myself and my family. I have grown up with spanish people, My best friend is spanish. I have had MANY friends out side of my own race. Now, I DO NOT care if you aren't "white" nor do i care that your spouse or your children aren't white either. What I DO have a problem with, is the amount of people who call ME a racist and bigot because I WON'T mix races. I am TIRED of the “stupid cunt" comments, the “White trash" comments, etc. I believe everyone is EQUAL. That in turn means: 1) NO special treatment due to your color. NO MATTER WHAT! 2) NO getting off from crimes due to skin color( or pulling a race card) 3) NO special funding b
Shit !!!
>The Most Functional English Word>HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE>>THE MOST >FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD>>Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!>Shit may >just be the most functional word in the English language.>>Consider:>You >can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains.>>With a >little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your >shit, >or be asked to shit or get off the pot.>>You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell >shit, lose shit, find shit, forget>shit, and tell others to eat shit.>>Some >people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between > >shit and shineola.>>There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. >?There is bull shit, >horse shit, and chicken shit.>>You can throw shit, >sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when >the shit hits the >fan.>> You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.>>You can find >yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.>>Some days
Possibly The Kewlest Email Ever! Lol
Just wanted to share w/my Fubar friends what has got to be, hands down, the kewlest email I've recieved this year! Below I've pasted the contents. Seriously, how many times in ur life does the average person get this kind of question? LMAO. G, O'lo would like to know if u r available to jump out of a cake for his little brother's bachelor party? The date of the big event is Oct 6th. Thank you, Mari Morales Area 4 Administrative Assistant CR&BD
Please Help My Friend Level....
Please help Mark Murderous to level up...he's only needs approx. 26,000 more points to go...he's an awesome guy. If you fan/rate/add him he will return the love. Thanks everyone! ¢¾Mark_Murderous¢¾@ fubar
Shit 2 Remember
1. Faith is the ability to not panic. 2. If you worry, you didn't pray. If you prayed, don't worry. 3. As a child of God, prayer is kinda like calling home every day. 4. Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape. 5. When we get tangled up in our problems, be still. God wants us to be still so He can untangle the knot. 6. Do the math. Count your blessings. 7 God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts. 8. Dear God: I have a problem. It's me. 9. Silence is often misinterpreted, but never misquoted. 10. Laugh every day -- it's like inner jogging. 11. The most important things in your home are the people. 12. Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional. 13. There is no key to happiness. The door is always open. Come on in. 14. A grudge is a heavy thing to carry. 15. He who dies with the most toys is still dead. 16. We do not remember days, but moments. Life moves too fast, so enjoy your precious moments.
Fisting 101
Whats Your Freak Lvl In Bed ( I Got A 59)
HOW FREAKY ARE U IN BED...: GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND NUMBER IT FROM (1-13) AND NO CHEATING! SEE THE RESULTS AT THE END OF THE TEST! WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR SCORE IN THE SUBJECT BAR... _________________________________________________ 1.WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? A. LIGHT COLOR B. CHANGE COLORS C. DARK 2.IF YOU WERE TO MEET UP WITH THE CRUSH OF YOUR LIFE YOU WOULD... A. SEDUCE THEM B. JUST CHILL C. CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE 3.WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF WEATHER? A. RAIN B. THUNDERSTORM C. SUNNY D. CLOUDY 4.WHATS THE BEST TYPE OF FRUIT? A. STRAWBERRIES B. CHERRIES C. GRAPES D. PEACHES E. KIWI 5.THE BEST PART OF THE 24 HOURS IS.... A. NIGHT B. DAY C. AFTERNOON 6.WHATS THE BEST SEASON OF THE YEAR? A. FALL B. SUMMMER C. SPRING D. WINTER 7.HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBOARD? a-HEADBOARD b-NO HEADBOARD 8.WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN... A-LEO B-VIRGO C-SCORPIO D-LIBRA E-GEMINI F-ARIES G-CAPRICORN H
Just Venting...
Well daggone...I have a glass of wine and 6 Buttery Nipples...ummm....that's a shot for those of you who just dropped your jaw thinking I was more than a freak of nature. :P But the point of this blog is I just posted some new pics and before I could go through and remark all of my photos and album, I had a private message pop up that said it was from shop@fubar.com..wonder who that could be????? 8-P To whomever, whether friend or not, marked my photo NSFW for me...why thank you for looking out for me and the rest of the ADULTS on this site but I was well aware that my "boob" pic or buttery nipples, whatever you would like to call them at this point (maybe I should have just one more shot...lmao) were NSFW and was well on my way but the SECOND I hit send, I had that message. Kind of made me feel as low as I've been all night. Was only trying to feel better by doing something different...haven't been naughty in a while but felt the need. It's over. Thank you for your attention! xo
Opinions Please
If you haven't already, please go check my pics. Question: Do I look better with blonde or black hair? Please message, comment, or say something in the SB and let me know!! Love ya!!
Join The Nightwalker Family
READ THE RULES IN THE BLOG THERE IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO JOIN LEAVE A MESSAGE ON THE HOME PAGE/OR SEND A C MAIL AND WE WILL GET BACK TO YOU. HERE ARE THE FOUNDERS YOU CAN GIVE EITHER OF US A SHOUT
Shit
hit me up every body
How To Lick Pussy 101!
By
Great North Run 2007
The 2007 BUPA Great North Run will take place on Sunday 30th September. The world's biggest half marathon, the BUPA Great North Run, celebrated its 26th anniversary in 2006 and is a point-to-point course that starts in Newcastle and finishes in South Shields. Celebrities from the worlds of sport, television and film will be lining up alongside thousands of other runners as they take on the challenge of running this year's Great North Run. After firing the starter's pistol in 2006, England manager Steve McClaren signed up to do the Great North Run in 2007. He said the sight of thousands of people streaming past him when he started the race last year was awesome and he was looking forward to having a go himself. There are also plenty of faces from television including Countdown presenter Carol Vorderman, Emmerdale stars including Jeff Hordley, Tony Audenshaw, Nicola Wheeler and Chris Chitell, Green Wing star Steve Mangan, Dean Lennox Kelly, from Shameless, and presenter
Show Some Love
Im unsure how this works, so bare with me guys... but please show some love and have my good friend in your prayers. http://fubar.com/kerrytogs This is one very genuine lady, who has hit some very painfull times .. lets get her page filled with love, for her return. Cal
I Just Got Hit By A Hater.
I haven't done a blog before. I hope I'm doing this right. I just got hit by a hater. This guy rated my foto a 3. You should see HIS foto! He has a lot of nerve. See for yourself (unless you don't want him to notice you and give YOU a low rating also): http://www.fubar.com/user/1027069 (You can now see his foto which I ripped into my foto folder called "Rated me very low".) I visited this guy's profile and foto and found several comments from others that he hated on. This guy isn't just hating on guys either. Several comments about low rates come from women as well. One woman who he rated low STILL gave him a 10 because she doesn't believe in giving low ratings!!! Amazing!!! What is the best way to deal with a hater on fubar? (Above was originally posted 2007 Sep 22.) (Updating on 2007 Nov 17.) That guys profile seems to be dormant. I'm guessing it may have been a fake profile. It turns out that the same number of pointz are awarded regardless of what t
Ends In Less Than 2 Days
click this pic to help me win my first blast or vip! Kisses!
Booty Call Agreement
THE BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the __ day of ____, 20__, by __________, between ___________ and ____________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over-unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 PM-we don't have shit to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" shit-only mind-blowing sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions - Example: Where are we heading with this Do you love me? The answer is no, so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advance arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted - money is always good. 8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged. 9. No asking for comparisons with
Simple Things
Thanks to my special friend for reminding me about the SIMPLE THINGS.... You can hear this song on my home page, but here are the words.... "Simple Things" [Verse 1:] How Do You Explain This Funny Feeling Deep Inside Makes Me Smile When I'm Lonely - Comforts Me When I'm Sad (How Do You) Explain This Sweet Sweet Smile On My Face That Just Keeps (Getting Better) With Each Passing Day For So (Long) I Didn't (Know) I Was Searching In All The Wrong Places [Chorus:] (Thinking If I) Spent More Money Than I Could (If I) Worked Harder Than I Should Always Having Friends To Feel Good (I'd Be Happier) Loosing My Breath In The Hustle Just Stressin' Over Nuthin' Forgetting The Real Joys That Lie - In The Simple Things [Verse 2:] How Do You Explain When There?S More Month @ The End (Of The Money) Your Situations Tells (You To Worry) But You See The Flowers In Bloom (How Do You) Explain The Soft Caress On Your Face That Tells You It?Ll Get Better With Eac
Hey All! Where, What And Why!
Hey guys/gals/anyone in between :p Just realized it's been a short while since i posted about ... well... what i post lol... Updates are done usually twice a day at this point and can be found in my news stash... they're also done whenever i upload a set of pics because the multi upload doesn't show up in the bar tab... basically, if you don't wanna go through everything but it's been a couple days since you've been here, just check my news stash and you'll see what you've missed ;) Some things are still locked... yes yes i know... these are FAMILY only... they're locked because i said so... and no, dont bother asking me to be in my family or to unlock them. if you like poetry at all, or erotic writing... SFW poetry is all posted in my Dunno stash... NSFW erotic writing is posted in my Ramblings blog. If you can't see NSFW pictures in my albums... go to "edit my profile" scroll to the bottom and on the right hand side you'll see an option to see NSFW content and certif
My Website
If you want to see my revealing videos and photos, I've uploaded a ton of videos to my FREE profile. Go Here ( www.Sexxtalk.Com ) For My Nude Videos And Photos. Sign up for FREE, then look up my handle Mistress-ST. Let me know once you sign up and I will send you the password to see my nasty videos.
Skinny Poppa????
Doctors told Poppa to lose some weight for health issues.... Hmmmm dont they know I'm "BIGPOPPA" im not sure if being skinny I can still call myself Bigpoppa..LOL DIETING SUCKSSSSSSS!!!!!!
Help Me Get Out Boohoo
Well everyone i was living in Va . I was dating a navy guy he deployed and when he returned he was not the same person . It was just more than i wanted to handle i did not need another child to raise so i ended it and and i moved in with friend well that was nice but some strong feeling started coming out and i ended moving to ga and he moved to md we still talk and sucj but it is not same you get so use to be with someone for like 7 months and now were so far apart . im tryin to get back in school and become to become a RN and then maybe do some more school after that . im livin with my parents greta people there are but it is small town and i choose not to hang out with people i use to when i lived here before i made some bad choices when i was here last some im not proud of but all i can do now is move forward and im tryin but i so wnat to move back to va all my friends are there or in general area so we will see what happens i will try to get it updated . wow woohoo my first blog