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Im Crying Now
Prayers are very much needed For This Little Angel She was Born 6-1-2007 and as of today she weighs only 7 lbs. Monday morning she will go back to the hospital so they can put a central line to her little heart so she can get the nutrients that she needs to grow and then they are going to run a scope to find out what is wrong with her stomach This is my GreatGreat Niece Please Add Her In Your Prayers!!!

Wtf!
I need to vent and I guess I am going to do it on FUBAR... Maybe I will feel better if I do.... What is the world coming to when you get so upset that you need the internet for advise? Where to begin..? When you lose your childhood and all your friends for the sake of "love" and then you relize that the only place you were really at was at a dead end... it sucks... Ya know, Daniel left for a married woman and got her pregnant. She is due in Dec and they are naming the baby Daniel Dewayne Chance Jr... Not to mention my youngest was born 8/22/03 (Johnathan Daniel) and he cheated and had Daniel Bailey 9/22/03.. Through that and a year in prison- I tried. When he nearly killed me and he overdosed on cocaine.. I tried... I can't try any more... Here is where the story gets fucked up... I knew Chris before Daniel- he had actually hooked us up... Chis's mom was married to Daniel's step grandfather... The first week of March Daniel did not come home.. The phone rang one day and it was Ch

Unknown
THE UNKNOWN Does the unknown exist! Do we see it or just think of what it means. Sometimes I wish the unknown was, at times here I dream about it As if what we dream of and see were lying right in front of us or even under.. I see someone in the dark of my shadows leading me there. We We never no what will become of us after this life, and do we even get another chance! We struggle everyday as if it were our last, well it is not our call on that. Who decides god, devil. Our selves . They say time heals all pain , I believe it stays hidden and we carry a wall and just daydream about life, as I it does exist anymore. So we hold it in and ponder on whether it will ever come out.. We don’t have all the answers to the unknown, but I know it exist I live it…Wondering how my life will end, and if we…. Or if anyone will truly miss me when I am gone. I have lost love one go instantly and tragically So I say this the Unknown because it is unknown wh

Whaspllc
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The Little Things
It really is the little things That mean the most of all... The "let me help you with that" things That may seem very small, The "I'll be glad to do it" things That make your cares much lighter, The "laugh with me, it's funny" things That make your outlook brighter... The "never mind the trouble" things, The "yes, I understand," The interest and encouragement In everything you've planned ... It really is the little things, The friendly word or smile, That add such happiness to life And make it more worth while. © Mary Dawson Hughes

Jokes
A husband, one bright sunny morning, turns to his lovely wife, "Wife, we're going fishing this weekend, you, me and the dog." The wife grimaces, "But I don't like fishing!" "Look! We're going fishing and that's final." "Do I have to go fishing with you... I really don't want to go!" "Right I'll give you three choices... 1 You come fishing with me and the dog... 2 You give me a BLOW JOB.... 3 or you take it up the ass!" The wife grimaces again, "But I don't want to do any of those things!" "Wife I've given you three options.. You'll HAVE to do one of them! I'm going to the garage to sort out my fishing tackle, when I come back I expect you to have made up your mind!" The wife sits and thinks about it. Twenty minutes later her husband comes back, "Well! What have you decided? FISHING with me and the dog, BLOW JOB, or ass?" The wife complains some more and finally makes up her mind, "O.K. I'll give you a blow job!" "Great!" He says and drops his pants. The wife is on her knees

EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiEND OR GIRLFRiEND- REPOST THiS! SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU IN YOUR INBOX! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5.Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would u take a nap with me? 16.Do you think I'm cute? 17. If you could change anything about me -would you? 18.Would you dance with me? 19

Computer Issues
Sorry to all my friends that have been trying to reach me in the shout box. The last couple of days i have been having computer problems where it boots me off my computer completely. So if i don't respond to you i am not there. I have been booted off and it just has not registered to log me off Fubar. Again please bear with me. Thanks! Lucy

Kids
"I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful." ... Manuel, age 8 "Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too." ...Greg, age 8 "No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell...that's why perfume and deodorant is so popular." ...Mae, age 9 "One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat. French fries usually works for me." ... Bart, age 9 "Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love." ... Alonzo, age 9 " When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down and they don't get up for at least an hour." ... Wendy, age 8 "If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful." ...Anita, age 8 "I look at kissing like this: Kissing is fine if you like

Best Thing!
Wisdom from Amedeo: There does not exist the "next Best Thing" we hold out for in life...just the "Next Thing", so hang on to your love and know that what is best is right there next to you! Love, Amedeo

My Bloody Mary
My Bloody Mary Ingredients: 3 oz V8 Tomato juice Pepper; to taste 3 ea Drops tabasco sauce Season salt 1 ea Lemon; juiced Salt; to taste 1/2 ts Worcestershire sauce 1/2 Lime Celery salt 1 1/2 oz Grey Goose (or your choice) Vodka Preparation: Shake it with ice and strain into chilled glass over ice cubes. A wedge of lime may be added.. Drink a few of these while sitting down. Do not drive, have wild sex instead!! *cheers n smooches*

Sad
MY COUSINS MY SPACE BLOG Well I don't know what to think Matts going back to Iraq. It really sucks actually, I wonder if this thing will ever end. I don't know how these wives deal with living the military life for 20 yrs. Not me I can't stand it for the 3yrs hes been in. It's really scary thinking your husband could be killed at any time. To all of the people hating on the military do you think they enjoy going there. Well I can tell you they don't want to leave there wives and children and go to that god forsaken place either. They go for a bunch of ungrateful people to try to make the world we live in better. If you were in our shoes you would see how hard it actually is. Having to move around all the time and saying goodbye everytime you turn around to not know if you'll see them again at all. All I can say is that all these men and woman are very brave cuz I know I couldn't do it.Please just show respect no matter what your opinion is of th

Penis Pleasuring
My last night must have been filled with sucking cocks, in my wet dreams. Because, when I woke up I was so wet..and its still on my mind.. Blowjobs are really my forte’, if a woman can be a professional cocksucker without being paid, that’s me. I love and enjoy sucking cock. The next cock I get my hands and mouth on, is going to be spoiled! *wink*. When I head down south on a man, I like to kiss my way down, suck on his nipples and use my tongue to tickle a bit (I like hearing the gasps.) I’d prefer a man who is well trimmed, maybe partly shaved. Bare smooth balls are so sexy to link n suck on. A man is usually quite erect by the time I reach my destination. I then like to breath on it, touch it with my tongue a bit..teasing for just the right amount of time, a man usually grabs my head and positions me over his throbbing cock, not being able to take much teasing. My lips and mouth are quite moist, and I crave to deepthroat. I think there are many tricks to giving a goo

Hang On In There
I am often asked why I wont chat to married men. Thought the best way to answer this was to blog about it. The reason is quite simple. I was cheated on by my ex hubby. I went to hell and back because of it. e.g. nervous breakdown. I know the hurt that it causes, and would never wish that on anyone else. Here some would say its only chat. That again is answered easily. It always starts off as chat, even if you meet in a pub, club or anywhere else. Its what happens after the chat thats worrying. It broke my marriage and I dont want to be the cause of anyone elses marriage to suffer. {Hey not that I think that highly of myself, because I dont}. At the end of my marriage I was left with 4 children to raise single handedly. {Yes I know a lot of women have done and will continue to do it}. I put my life on hold throught choice, my children were and are my life. So to stop this from happening I choose not to chat to married men. Now 17 years later I'm trying to make a li

Hmm...
ONLY IN AMERICA: Only in America.....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. Only in America.....do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. EVER WONDER ... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with t

My #1 Blog
I guess I will tell you what I have been up to. Well I was in a relationship triangle and I don't recommend it because I got crushed by both of the guys. So right now I haven't been in the greatest of moods, and I am begininng to wonder if I will ever find someone around my age that wont hurt me. I did find one guy to prove to me that not all guys are jerks and he is my friend. I have right now the hugest crush on him. He so happens to be my ex and considering that he has demoted me from gf to friend w/ benefits, and now a week ago it is just to friends. He was honest and for once rejection didn't kill me. I am just glad he was honest. Atleast he was not like the other guys that I have fallen for where they didn't care how you found out how bad they had hurt you. I got to be with my friend today and he didn't follow through with just friends today but I have a feeling that he will follow through in the future. Later I guess.

Fake People
i am sorry but i just think that its people that are like this that realy ruin fun websites like this. Do you agree with me? for example....... KittyWitty http://fubar.com/user/1015446 ->KittyWitty...: well thats not the way i work, i like to get to know people before i start buying them things, and cince your the other way round and like freinds to buy you then i am shure your not a very nice person. good bye and i wish you luck KittyWitty...: well you know how I work thanks ->KittyWitty...: um well if all i wanted to do was see tits then there are easyer ways to do that i just wnat to chat to nice poeople. if you dont want to do that then thats ok i will just remove you from everything so i dont bother you again KittyWitty...: all they want is to see tits. its a easy way to weed out people who are really friends and people who have nothing to do. KittyWitty...: dude i have 40 guys a day tring to be nice ->KittyWitty...: whats your problem? i was trying to be

Astronomical Event_too Cool!
*Two moons on 27 August* 27th August the Whole World is waiting for......... Planet Mars will be the brightest in the night sky starting August. It will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye. This will cultivate on August. 27 when Mars comes within 34.65M miles of earth. Be sure to watch the sky on August. 27 12:30 am It will look like the earth has 2 moons. The next time Mars may come this close is in 2287. Share this with your friends as NO ONE ALIVE TODAY will ever see it again.

Make This Happen
MY SIS IS IN A COMMENT BOMBIN CONTEST AND NEEDS LOTS OF COMMENTS IF U CAN PLEASE HELP HER OUT AND WE'LL REPAY U AS WELL. SHE HELPS PEOPLE LEVEL AND BOMB SO SOMEONE HELP HER. HERE IS THA LINK JUST GO THERE AND COMMENT AWAY!!!! http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=815210&albumid=474037&i=1796323806

Piercings
Ok i have a question do you like piercings? i have my lip pierced and am going to get other parts pierced but,yeah i had this guy tell me that my piercing i do have was nasty so yeah let me know ok thanks shannon

Just Stuff
Top 10 Reasons for Sex - Men 1. I was attracted to the person 2. It feels good 3. To experience the physical pleasure 4. It's fun 5. To show my affection to the person 6. I was sexually aroused and wanted the release 7. I was "horny" 8. To express my love for the person 9. To achieve an orgasm 10. To please my partner Bottom 10 Reasons for Sex - Men 1. The person offered me drugs for it 2. To give someone a disease 3. To punish myself 4. To break up my relationship 5. To get a job 6. It was an initiation rite 7. Someone offered me money 8. I was afraid to say "no" due to possibility of physical harm 9. To make money 10. To feel closer to God Top 10 Reasons for Sex - Women 1. I was attracted to the person 2. I wanted to experience the physical pleasure 3. It feels good 4. To show my affection to the person 5. To express my love for the person 6. I was sexually aroused and wanted the release 7. I was "horny" 8. It's fun 9. I realized I was in love 10.

Broken But Healed
First of all I want to say KelKel thank u so much....the past few weeks u have been a saint to me and listen to so much, and today it all hit me on something u was saying I was broken but i have healed it all with every last drop of blood inside me. No more will i let all this pain and hurt inside me build up and take over my life. Its not me and wont ever be me im to god damm carrieng and loveing for any of that shit. I have my master mind of so much and nothing will ever leave me again. A number of things broke me down and hurt me. But thanks to you kel u helped me think and see that there is only one way out and thats doing what all was said to do from the start and thats walking from the damm shit..I have the faith i have the feelings i have my sanity back i have all i did before i was broken because im better and stronger than anything. no more damm bullshit no more drama i have my tackled things i have all i want. if u dont like it then oh well i dont give a rats ass no more

Wtf!!!!!!!!
I WAS JUST TOLD THAT ONE OF MY PICS WAS NSFW IN THIS ART PIC SHE IS FULLY CLOTHED WITH NO SKIN SHOWING OTHER THEN HER NECK AND FACE..THIS IS THE COVERSATION I HAD WITH A BOUNCER.. Oserinia: if her chest i showing through the clothing ->Oserinia: in tight clothes ->Oserinia: so the siluhett of a woman is NSFW Oserinia: yes but even if the nipples are showing through scrapper has us mark the image nsfw .. if you are wanting you may have another bouncer look at the images ->Oserinia: it is an outfit all the way up to her neck Oserinia: im sorry but it is nsfw it has her nipples - chest showing NOW YOU TELL ME HERE IS THE LINK ALL I CAN SAY IS WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ALL TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK

Worn Karmas Thoughts
Well everyone...this is my first blog...on here at least. Boredom has led me to be on here most of the day, and I have found myself somewhat liking this site. Grant it...I still like Myspace. Lol Anyways...my name is Nikki. I*m 23 from Scranton, PA. I got pics, so go look at em. I like rock music...mostly Korn...as you can see from my videos. I like to draw also. I*m really bad at these things, so I probably won*t be writing much...soooooo yea. I*m usually pretty easy to get along wit, so don*t be afraid to talk to me. Unless you can be my father...then...that*s just wierd... Aight so that*s it for now...Peace!

Reality Check Time
href='http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vcHJvZmlsZS5teXNwYWNlLmNvbS9pbmRleC5jZm0/ZnVzZWFjdGlvbj11c2VyLnZpZXdwcm9maWxlJmZyaWVuZGlkPTI5MzE2Mjc2Jk15VG9rZW49ZDZjYTc4MzAtNWVmOC00ZTI3LTgyYTYtY2UwZGYyMmM5MjM1'>*This Love Is Worth Keeping I Love My Boyfriend*Date: Aug 1, 2007 1:31 PMWake up and pay attention!Turn Up Your Speakers & Listen! Why do people commit suicide?Why do people cut themselves? Why do girls become anorexic and bulimic? Why do kids bring guns to school?Why do kids get depressed...so they start using meds, and abusing them?Why do girls feel the need to act like sluts to impress guys?Why cant people show their sexuality freely, without worrying about being judged?In the Bill Of Rights, it says we have FREEDOM OF SPEECH! So why are we so afraid to speak up for ourselves?I KNOW WHY! "Whores""Geeks""Goths"

Take Care Of My Eyes !
There was a blind girl who hated herself because of her blindness. Not only did she hate herself but she hated everyone else, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She said that if she could only see the world, she would marry her boyfriend. One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her and then she could see everything, including her boyfriend. Her boyfriend asked her, "Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?" The girl was shocked when she saw that her boyfriend was blind too, and refused to marry him. Her boyfriend walked away in tears, and later wrote a letter to her that simply said. "Just take care of my eyes, dear." This is how the human brain changes when our status changes. Only a few remember what life was like before and even fewer remember who to thank for always being there even when times were painfully unbearable.

For Are Troops
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: DB MIKE Date: Aug 1, 2007 5:04 PM -----------------From: MISSING YOUDate: 31 Jul 2007, 08:29 PM*Turn up your volume*You stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags.******************************You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear,

Setting Up A Computer
A wife was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the Appropriate point in the process, told him that he would now need To Enter a password. Something he will use to log on. For the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. Plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in... >>> >>> >>> P..... >>> >>> >>> E..... >>> >>> >>> N..... >>> >>> >>> I..... >>> >>> >>> S..... >>> His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied: PASSWORD DENIED - NOT LONG ENOUGH

Lerch1967
well, i am very excited! my beloved cubs are sitting in first. how long? who knows but they have been playing great baseball and i am happy about that. say what you will, but i am a cub fan thru and thru

Me, Wriiting A Blog? Wow I'm Bored
saw my ex fiance today, that sucked... had to drop her stuff off at her new boyfriend's house where she's livin. i need a damn beer. it's about time to smoke a bowl and zone out.

Dreams
DREAMS She leads him to a temptation that he cannot refuse The rhythm of his heart changes, and she is very amused Slowly through the flowing forest he follows her enchanting glow His body numb, breath quickening, his eyes widen every step he goes The moon shines brightly, forming a beautiful yet mysterious halo around her He grasps a tree tightly, her beauty making him drunk with desire. A breeze passes through her auburn hair sending her perfume to him. He closes his eyes and breathes in deep as wind through the trees whisper the song of love. Then he opens his eyes to see her lying next to him In the bed they've shared for almost fifty years. He sits up without taking his eyes away, Still as beautiful as the first day he saw her... Maybe even more so now. He runs his fingers gently through her silvering hair Only to find that she really isn't there He screams in pain as his heart breaks once again Like a sick morning ritual he bathes in his tears, Tomorrow will be

Sheriff Joe Of Maricopa County, Arizona
Update on Joe Arpaio TO THOSE OF YOU NOT FAMILIAR WITH JOE ARPAIO HE IS THE MARICOPA ARIZONA COUNTY SHERIFF AND HE KEEPS GETTING ELECTED OVER AND OVER THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS WHY: Sheriff Joe Arpaio (In Arizona) Who created the "Tent City Jail": He has jail meals down to 40 cents a serving and charges the inmates for them. He stopped smoking and porno magazines in the jails. Took away their weights Cut off all but "G" movies. He started chain gangs so the inmates could do free work on county and city projects. Then He Started Chain Gangs For Women So He Wouldn't Get Sued For Discrimination. He took away cable TV Until He found out there was A Federal Court Order That Required Cable TV For Jails. So He Hooked Up The Cable TV Again Only Let In The Disney Channel And The Weather Channel. When asked why the weather channel He Replied, So They Will Know How Hot It's Gonna Be While They Are Working ON My Chain Gang

Awesome Contest...check It Out!
this is an awesome contest! check it out and enter :) Metal Ron is giving it :)Heres the link and the info :) This contest is worth getting excited about..... Im giving away I months VIP & a 3day blast to first place.....But wait,Im also givin away yet another 3 day blast to second place,along with party time gifts of trophies to 1st second and third.....Interested yet??? Send you photo link via private message to me and hurry cause contest begins Friday August 3rd at 700 pm and will end on Saturday,August 11th... Be a VIP for a month & Fubar blast for 3 days..... Rule for contest... 1.All contestants and voters must be a friend and fan,no exceptions(you will not be allowed to vote or enter if not) 2.Rates plus comments = total votes... self commenting is allowed & encouraged 3.Aug.3rd @ 7:00 pm thru Aug.11th @ 1:00 pm is contest duration 4.No downrating or abussive commenting the competition...if caught , you will be disqualified 5.Send your pic via pr

Look Out I Have My Motorcycle Licence Now!!!
I finally did it. I have a cycle licenses the class I took rocked. I recommended to anyone who wants to get there license and not deal with the DMV Bullshit take a basic riders course.

In The Still Of The Night
Dear Alcohol, First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around at the holidays (hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings). However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences: 1. Phone Calls and text messages: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation after 2 a.m. can have much substance or necessity. Why would you make me call my ex's? Especially when I know, for a fact, they DO NOT want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night. 2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal. But, why do you suggest that I eat a taco with chili sauce alon

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Mother fucker im bored. I wanr a mannnn Someone help me out? Hhahahha funny shit, Me and my Juggalettes went to the mall teh other day to pick on kids and i wore Farie wings and FLEW around the mall HAHAHA Funny shit. I got hit on by Sum random ass guy. Malls are fun to fuck up.

Help A Fella Out
Friends Fans and Fam....meet one of the greatest guys I have met on here. He never fails, everyday leaving me a comment to let me know he is thinking of me. I know he does this for alot of you too. He has been trying to get help in leveling for a week now. I know we can do it with help. 18k is a walk in the park. So amaze me please! I really want to help him get there! Thank You in Advance! Much Love Jamie Tim ~SouthernOutlawBiker~DirtySouthCrew@ fubar

Poem
I ma but only a human being I breath, I eat, I sleep, I love, I live I have been engulfed in a dark place, with dark thaughts that i cant even begin to describe I am in love wiht the most wonderful person in the world How terrible and slfish am I that all i want is for him and I to be together, all I want is him With that said I want him to happy I want his life to be perfect! I love him wiht all my heart They say if you love something let it go, if it comes back thats how you know it is ment to be! This is me saying I love you! This is me saying I miss you! This is me letting go!

What Ever!
It appears that you can't tell people that they look like a skank on here cuz they are half dressed but bitch that they don't want to be hit on....wtf is the deal.....well I am sure that I will be kicked off here for my opinions....Hello iffen you don't want to be looked at please put some damn clothes on!

Sorry Mommy And Daddy....
Date: Aug 2, 2007 7:37 AM Subject: sorry mommy and daddy Body: i didn't mean to turn the channel to a differant channel. SORRY MOMMY && DADDY. i didn't mean to spill my milk at dinner last night. SORRY MOMMY && DADDY. i didn't mean to play with my dolls that long. SORRY MOMMY && DADDY. i didn't mean to trip over your shoes in the middle of the floor. SORRY MOMMY && DADDY. i didn't mean to be a mistake.. why can't i eat? SORRY MOMMY && DADDY. i didn't mean to pee in my pants yesterday. SORRY MOMMY && DADDY. i didn't mean to cry when my bath water was too hot. 1,504,000 CHILDREN GET ABUSED BY THEIR GAURDIANS. IT'S NOT RIGHT. THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SUFFER. IF YOU THINK CHILD ABUSE IS WRONG YOU CAN HELP BY RE-POSTING. *****YOU HAVE TO PRESS REPLY SO YOU CAN COPY CODE & REPOST.

How To Drive In Phoenix
1. You must first learn to pronounce the city name, it is: "FEE-NICKS". 2. The morning rush hour is from 5:00am to noon. The evening rush hour is from noon to 7:00pm. Friday's rush hour starts on Thursday morning. 3. The minimum acceptable speed on most freeways is 85 mph. On Loop 101, your speed is expected to match the highway number. Anything less is considered "Wussy". 4. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Phoenix has its own version of traffic rules. For example, cars/trucks with the loudest muffler go first at a four-way stop; the trucks with the biggest tires go second. However, East Valley, SUV-driving, cell phone-talking moms ALWAYS have the right of way. 5. If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear ended, cussed out, and possibly shot. 6. Never honk at anyone. Ever. Seriously. It's another offense that can get you shot. 7. Road construction is permanent and continuous in Phoenix. Detour barrels are moved around during the middle o

Statix Underground
WHATS UP EVERYONE,,, YES STATICS KLUB-X-TREME IS NO MORE WAS DELETED LAST WEEK,, I HAVE CREATED A NEW LOUNGE,, WITH A NEW LOOK AND NEW SETUP,, CURRENTLY LOOKING FOR ALL POSISTIONS,, DJ'S,,SECURITY...ETC ... EITHIER FUBARMAIL MYSELF OR MY GENERAL MANAGER DJ WICKID... SO EVERYONE STOP ON IN HAVE SOME FUN AND ENJOY http://fubar.com/lounge.php?l=9265

Support R Troops
SUPPORT OUR TROOPS!!!!!I don't see your ass enlisted, overseas, seperated from your family for months and constantly in harms way!!!!>Love,Mizzzz Kitty~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~**~*~**~*~*~*To all my fallen brothers, u r not forgotten. To all my brothers soon to return, following winds and calm seas!Turn up your volume*You stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all t

I'm Sorry
I'm sorry..if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs.I'm sorry..if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl".I'm sorry..if I'm not tan enough for you.I'm sorry..if I'm not a playboy model so I don't act like a porn star for you.I'm sorry..If i don't have a dream body that turns you on.I'm sorry..if I'm too tall or short for you.I'm sorry..if i won't drop down to my knees to get you to like meI'm sorry..if my hair is not long enough.sorry...if I'm not the "hottest" girl you have ever seen.But most of all...I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry."If you're one of the few GUYS with enough balls to repost and you would never make your girl feel this way, repost as "I love you just the way you are.."First hit reply then copy the code

The Grave I Dug
ok so this morning i got woken up by my cell phone at like 9 in the morning wen i was up till like 3 in the morning that night (if that makes sense) i didnt answer it so i fell back to sleep 20 later... another fucking call! i was pissed! i turned off my phone and threw it across the room! thankgod it didnt break! so i finally got up at 12 BTW(thats my fav time to get up at) i went to kaitlins house wer i found her grounded she dosnt know y shes grounded but she is so we left her house after her mom told her not to go any wer she left a note and told her we were goin to the park! we went and got martina then we went back to my house to get my 3 matching bikes we named them my bike is toga kaitlins is scort martinas is kilt idk y we named them that but i love it! then we went to BK i flirted with the guy bhind the counter and i bought martina and i 2 burgers and chicken fires kaitlin didnt want anything so i got the food and next thing ya know the guy gave

Woah Woah
Have any of you ever just seen or heard or even thought something that just makes you go WTF??? I was at the store today, and this woman had the nerve to buy her boyfriend's kid some candy, but when her own son asked for something, she said no because she just spent all of her money on the other kid. To me that's Fuxt up. I mean really. If people can't buy something like that for both of their kids or all of the kids that are with them, then they need not to buy it for any of them. That's just mean. How is someone going to put their own kid aside for someone else's kid jus to get laid???

Stuff Goin On In My Head
First things first, I know its been a while since I've done one of these things, and I have so much I want to share with you all. I do apologize for being gone cuz I know you all have been worried about me and wondering how I have been doing. I do appreciate all of the emails and well wishes from all of my friends though and I love the hell out of all of you guys. I do have some wonderful news to share with you all. Now most of you know that for as long as I can remember, my passion has always been computers, well after all of the years of searching and hoping, all of the lousy jobs for less that lousy pay, I finally got my break. I got hired as an Information Systems Support Specialist (aka Computer Tech) for a casino in Lemoore, which is like 45 min from where I live. I found out about the position through a job fair they were having. I applied for several positions that day but the IS position was the one that caught my eye. I had 3 interviews for that position and got hired, drug

Let Me Know Whats Good!!!!!!
Yo i'm designing shirts, jeans and shoes if you want something let me know shirts or pants $25 shoes $125.... Yo just let me know your sizes so i can go and get whatever you want yo i'll design something and take a picture of it and show it to you then put it on whatever you want show it to you and then we can arrange away to make a exchange trough paypal or ebay or something so let me know whats good!!!!!

Still,,,
And You're Gone No more dreams of warm hands and soft eyes, No more hopes of gentle kisses in the night. The realization of losing you is slow in sinking in. I never wanted it to be my fault, So why do I feel like it is? I always wanted someone who could make me happy, I yearned for someone to make me feel loved. And I received all these useless questions, Which the answers to we don't know. All left to this pointless wonder. I don't mean this to make you feel guilty, It's just that I don't know what to say. I never expected to ever lose you, It hit me like a slap in the face. I hope you know that I still love you.

Let's Make A Deal....
Let's Make A Deal You forgive me for liking you too much, And I'll forgive you for not liking me enough. You forgive me for missing you so, And I'll forgive you for being so cold. You forgive me for the loud racing of my heart, And I'll forgive you for not hearing it. You forgive me for playing your games, And I'll forgive you for toying with my emotions. You forgive me for finding you so attractive, And I'll forgive you for not noticing. You forgive me for raising you up so high, And I'll forgive you for bringing me down so low. You forgive me for wanting to be with you, And I'll forgive you for avoiding me. You forgive me for being so pathetic, And I'll forgive you for taking advantage of it. You forgive me for not being able to let go, And I'll forgive you for never having latched on. You forgive me for having hopes and dreams, And I'll forgive you for crushing them. Forgiveness brings inner peace. Do we have a deal?

You
Love's Recall Nothing could have made my heart break more than when you said good-bye No other person on earth could make me cry the tears I've cried I look for you everywhere and to no avail, you're not there I wish I could hold you now - you'll never know how deeply I cared It's not right to love someone as much as I love you I need the strength to go on but it's no use When I cry these tears they go straight out to your heart I wish you would come back to these arms - in my mind we'll never be apart Now you're gone and my whole world's come tumbling down When I lie in bed at night in my heart your voice is the only sound The love I have for you runs through my veins I can see nothing but you - your presence has driven me insane But I don't blame you when it was all my fault I thought I could get over you, but inside my body your image is caught Please come back to me - you're the only one I'll ever want in my life And being without your love burns deep - it cuts l

Dear Submissive,
Dear submissive, You have asked what it is that I, as a Dominant, would wish for, would desire, would be pleased to receive. And I believe it only appropriate to reply as honestly as I able to such a heartfelt request. I want to know you firstly as a person, someone with a mind, with thoughts, with opinions and with hopes. I want to be proud of you and your achievements, and I want to be warmed by your joy, your happiness and your passion. I want to share hopes and dreams, laughter and tears, light and darkness. At its root, I want our relationship to be fulfilling emotionally and intellectually. Without the ability to be open and honest at this level, we can never hope to be open and honest at a sexual level. I want to know you secondly as a woman, with a woman's desires, a woman's passions, a woman's vulnerability, a woman's need to be held, sheltered and affirmed. I want to know you intimately; your curves, your sensitive places, your melting point

Stories
Without sounding commonplace or vulgar, I wanted to fuck her the moment I saw her. It's that immediate, visceral response to which I think most, if not all, men can relate. It was through Gene, a client/friend that I met his wife Terri. I am a senior account manager at a bank and, frequently, Gene would be in my office discussing finances and Terri's name would be a constant in his discourse, something typical of husbands more than a little bit enamored with their wives. At the end of our sessions, it was also typical of him to say, you know, you really should meet Terri. I could never gauge to what degree he was actually serious. And, I could never see any compelling reason why I should meet her. Gene called one day, inviting me to lunch at a restaurant not far from where I worked. He ended the conversation by saying, there is someone here I want you to meet. I thought nothing of it, only that it was someone connected with his business. In retrospect, it wasn't surprisi

Fed Up
what i like to know what is wrong with some of today's women some not all do know what they want in life the look for good men but don't look in the right place sometimes it be right in front of them and they still look else where ppl need to wake up it ain't always about what you look like or how old you are just open your damm eyes sometime ppl

What Doesn't Kill Me Will Only Make Me Stronger!!!
Ok, so it's Friday morning, and I woke up thinking about this. We have all gone through so much in our lives, and we like to believe that we have become better people out of these situations, but are we? I know that personally I am starting to wonder about my own self. I have dealt with so much crap in my life time that I am starting to wonder if I have became some crazy nut instead. Yeah, I try to keep it together, and no I never tried to kill myself to stop all the drama, but I have become one mean, cold woman if you ask some people. To others, they think I am one of the strongest people they know. They sit and look at me with admiration, and wonder how I ever got through it. And I think "why?". Do I really deserve for people to think that about me? Do I really have it together like they think I do? I wonder sometimes. There are times when I feel like my life is finally coming together, and I can finally let my guard down and be me again. Then some dumb idiot or some dumb situation c

Friday 8-03-07
I need all available bombers on this till it ends!! This is going to be a close one guys!! & its 4 a Happy Hour so Plz help me get this one! Ends on Aug 5th @ 5pm(PST) 7PM(CST) 8PM(EST) You must rate, fan & be on his friends list to comment in this contest so if u haven't already plz do so now :) »†HøHå§« Here's my link to the contest... H♥llieH♥ttie™{President of I.A.R. Bombsquad} Thank You :)

The Ultimate Trailer Park
Just a few random thoughts: Now, I know I talk a lot of shit about how huge the chicks are in Clearfield. Based on simple observation as I'm hypnotized by the flab on these broads jiggle and roll. And then came confirmation. The Standard Examiner printed a story that confirmed Clearfield is the fattest city. What do these cows eat with? Isn't a table spoon large enough, do we really need Size: shovel? Put the pitch fork down! And fat bitches all seem to look alike. Why? short hair, usually bad-home dye job, and of course they go all out and have the same stupid flip when dolled up to head to the buffet line. Press on fingernails, sometimes they go for the ho-bag special and go to have their "nails done". For sometime now I've got myself "mooing" at the cattle as I go through Walmart. Usually it's nearest the cosmetics. HINT: I don't think that little thing of makeup has the coverage area that a gallon of paint does. And lately I've caught myself yelling "holy cows" as

Discrimination Of Native Americans
This is the Situation.Conversation Blast.Last week I saw a Blast with Tits Showing isn't that NSFW.I have seen Blasts Advertizing Porn Sites.I have seen Blasts by Call Girls seeking Clients.I have seen Blasts seeking Cock to Suck.But my Friend Sexy Goth here paid for this Blast I will Post.Never Recieved.Black Knight Bought her a Gift Blast Never Recieved.She just won a Blast from the Sexiest Cowboy hat Contest.Chances are this Blast won't Blast Off Either.I Think the Officials of Fubar owe Sexy Goth 1 year VIP in my Oppinion,for Discrimination.Of a Native American for one.Her Problems started when she Married a man from Pakistan.Just because Our Horses Ass of a President Decides to Create Wars from that part of the world. Fubar Officials are nothing but a bunch of Hapless Cry Babies.Get a Life Let her have all her Blasts Admit you all are Hapless Jerks an Purchase her a 1 yr. VIP for being Ignorant Bastards. Ok so Cherry Tap says thay dont pick faverits HA HAS FUCKIN HA You hav

First Day Of School
Why do kids need all that shit for school I would understand if they were going into like middle school or HS but mines going into first grade and she needed some crazy stuff like post its...highlighter? its crazy stuff!

Thank You!
I am so overwhelmed! I just want to say thank you.. first to Cappy _Cappy_@ fubar For the VIP.... I'm gonna have so much fun!!, for the blog, for the bulletin, and for everything he said! I also want to thank all of you that helped me level up. I was overwhelmed when the rates started pouring in! Cappy, you have an awesome bunch of friends. So thank you thank you thank you thank you,,, thank you all :)

Selling Everything
I am selling everything I own in order to make my car payment and pay other bills. I have furniture, household goods, cd's, movies, electronics, and jewelry. Please contact me if interested. I need to sell as much as I can in as little time as possible! Steph

Girls Nite Out
the time has come to burst thru your chains, let down my hair and be me again. for far too long i was bound to you, you had my all--heart, body and soul. but it wasn't enough, you weren't thru playing. i've come to terms with that so i'm going to play. but not with people, with life in general. my wings are out and i'm ready to fly. i may stumble tonite but not from defeat, from pure alcohol and that's ok with me. i'm not drinking to mask my pain. i'm letting my hair down and doing my thing. in a way i wish i'd see you, not to rekindle anything. but just so you'd know i've moved on too. would you be that proud man you pretend to be or would you turn around in shame knowing you lost your game. your anger came from loosing someone you never had, when that anger should have been a result of loosing the BEST thing you ever had. more than one said i treated you too well. but that's just me, i'm rare indeed. and one day you'll see, there is no other me... no

Tattoo Commission
just seen the finished ink drawing of the tattoo I've commissioned from Courtney Davis and wow its great. he is presently working on the full coloured finished piece right now its gonna be one hell of a tattoo.

Contests Are Mostly Bogus
there were no gifts mentioned in my give away. no one got anything. the deal was you had to have 75,000 to get a months blast. the first 5 people to reach that amount would get a blast from me. the highest comment count was 51,000. Check my blog. there you will see exactly what the give away was all about. · fu266854@fubar.com The Gal whom got 51,000 comments in my Oppinion should have Won something in this Contests all the Hours her an her friends spent Bombing for Jack Shit.Atleast give her a Fuckin Mansion Home Rich Boy Second part to this I Posted in Bulletin. Cup of Joes 75,000 comment Contest. The girl that got 51,000 comments in your 75,000 contest should have at least got something all,the Hours her an her friends bombed for nothing Don't u have a Heart.Or are you Heartless like the rest on here.Your a Level 25 give her a Damn Mansion Home or something for her Desire to Achieve the impossible.But then again u new nobody would achieve this goal.I figure it would h

Wooo-hooo!!!!!
WOOO-HOOO!!! I got the job!!! This is the best news I've received in I don't know how long. This is going to enable me to do what I've been wanting and needing to do for a very long time. My life is about to change and nothing or no one is going to stand in my way. It's time to make myself happy and I'm on my way baby!!!

The Joys Of Life
There are many stages to being a mother. From that first month your "friend" doesn't show up to hoping and praying that your 18yo will actually get his HS diploma and get out! I can still remember the fear and excitement when I found out I was pregnant. I was fortunate not to have morning sickness, but my body hasn't looked the same. LOL (ladies, don't you just hate those women who spring back to their pre-baby bodies and not a stretch mark to be found?) After the first glow of pregnancy I moved to the heartburn stage, milk would give me heartburn.....I popped enough tums to never need calcium again in my life! The first time I felt him move inside me, there are no words to express the joy and awe. Then the months move slower and slower. You go from that giddy feeling to get your foot out of my ribs! Watching as his foot moves across your belly to the other side and right back into your ribs again. No sleep due to being so big you can't get comfortable and he decides 3am is a goo

Funny Jokes
************************************************* (Big Sale Day) It was the day of the big sale. Rumours of the sale (and some advertising in the local paper) were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8:30, the store's opening time, in front of the store. A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back, amid loud and colourful curses. On the man's second attempt, he was punched square in the jaw, and knocked around a bit, and then thrown to the end of the line again. As he got up the second time, he said to the person at the end of the line... "That does it! If they hit me one more time, I won't open the store!" ************************************************* (The Good of a Bad Relationship) Two Yuppettes were shopping. When they started to discuss their home lives, one said, "Seems like all Alfred and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset I've lost 20 pounds." "Why don't you just leave him then?" asked her friend.

Beat
What can I say? I've just finished a 11 day - night shify. I went Monday - Friday, from 05:00 - 18:00 then on Sat, started night shift, 16:00 - 06:00, till Friday morning (today). Am I winning? Dame right I am, but it's nothing a few hours sleep and a few german beers can't fix. What do you think? Have a Great and safe weekend. Johnny C

Sick... It Sucks Beng This Way
I'm sick damn it and i don't like it. I don't like being sick at all and the fact that i'm sick to the point where i can't really talk to much blows donkey balls. A few days ago my tonsils started hurting me so i started gargling with the normal stuff to get rid of the pain and everything thinking it would work. well my tonsils had another plan. they swelled and got the lovely white patches on them which didn't help in the least. finally i went to the doctor yesterday bc the swelling and pain was just too much. when i finally was seen by the doctor she shuttered when she looked at them. so i'm antibiotics and other stuff. i'm feeling better but i'm not really talking bc i know i'm going to hve to go to work on monday and i'll need to talk. ontop of everything i'm hoping that i get this job that i interviewed for. this job would be a great opportunity and i really just want to get out of the place that i'm at. i want this job really really really bad so i'm hoping that i

Submissive_brian_72's Palace Of Fun
TRUTH OR DARE So here's the deal...You get to ask me *Up to 5 Questions!!*, no matter how crazy, inappropriate, or just random, and I promise to answer it 100% truthfully (thats the "truth" part) ....now I dare you to repost this and see what people ask you. (repost of original by 'Lady Cinderella ~ Who has my Slipper?' on '2007-07-25 14:33:18') (repost of original by 'blue dragon' on '2007-07-25 15:03:39') (repost of original by '~~MyJoy~~ TEXAS TEASER of the FUBAR PLUS SIZE PINUP GIRLS~Bartender/Shooter Gurl for FUSION RADIO' on '2007-07-25 16:21:39') (repost of original by '~~TEXAS GIRL~~DIRTYSOUTHCREW~~' on '2007-07-25 16:26:44') (repost of original by 'drew64_4**Undergrond Security**##Jeezy's Offical Bodyguard##Co-Owner Of ☼§TheAtomicBombers' on '2007-07-25 16:44:38') (repost of original by 'kunicorn77' on '2007-07-25 20:16:01') (repost of original by 'Fire Dragon(Angel Family )' on '2007-07-25 20:21:58')

Misery
Misery When you look at me what do you see? A girl so full of life with smiles and joy to share? Or one full of misery with pain eating at her soul. No one sees the real me underneath my exterior No body knows the pain I feel or sees the tears I cry I hide it from everyone I've gotten good at that A smile and laughter that's what they see No troubles no worries my life's a blast In reality it's just my shell I share with others If you peeled off the layers you'd see the real me You'd know I cry myself to sleep every night The loneliness I feel is unbareable Nobody cares about me not the real me I've been used to many times to count Why must they do that to me don't they know it hurts Of course not since my feelings don't matter Someone to care about me that's what I need I need a friend someone to trust who trusts me This misery must come to an end

Grandma In Court
Lawyers should never ask grandmas a question if they aren't prepared for the answer . --------- In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand. He approached her and asked; " Mrs.. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you're a big disappointment to me. You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you." The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, " Mrs.. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster. He's lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyon

S-m-a-c-k !!!
S-M-A-C-K !!!! YOU'VE BEEN HIT! DID IT HURT? YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN ONE OF THE VERY BEST LOOKING PEOPLE ON MY FRIENDS LIST! ONCE YOU HAVE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 15 GOOD LOOKING PEOPLE. IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU WILL KNOW YOU ARE REALLY GOOD LOOKING! IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN, YOU'LL HAVE UGLYNESS FOR 10 YEARS, SO HIT 15 GOOD LOOKING PEOPLE ON YOUR FRIENDS LIST & MAKE SURE I GET IT BACK

Bars And Blowoffs
I don't know what I should say in this, but here it goes. In the past week, I have had several friends leave for Iraq, or some other place like it. Although they are leaving, some other friends are coming home. I just want this whole war thing to stop. It's unbearable for the families and the friends of the soldiers. Like, my friend J.L., he and his wife just had a baby 3 weeks ago, and now he is gone. He won't be back for 16 months or more. His daughter won't even know who her Daddy is, until she's almost 2! I've sat down, cried, and gotten pissed off until I couldn't take it anymore. I'm just blue. There should be a deployment blues song. If you have never been through a deployment, I'm so glad for you! I hope you never have to go through it. It's not a fun experience. Well, that's all I have to say right now. J.L.'s wife and child are here, and I need to go comfort them. Until next time.......

Snotty Bitches!
OK, SOMEONE has to say it! You Snotty ass BITCHES need to get off your HIGH HORSES! YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE! the following is an EXCERPT from a SNOTTY ASS BITCH: "If you're just gonna message me or add me in the pitiful hope that you're gonna get some sexual thing out of it then i suggest you hit the back button at the top of your browser. if you intend to actually come at me correctly alright then you may proceed." GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELF! Your an attention whore and you know it, just like 99.9% of the other people on here (yes, I'm including myself) Cherrytap (FUBAR? and what the FUCK is up with THAT?) Feeds our prurient interests, and you bitches know you love the attention, and it's fucking nauseating how thou doth protest too fucking MUCH! Take a look around bitches, this is NOT thefoodnetwork.com or marthastewert.com. If you REALLY don't WANT the attention, then just IGNORE sex crazed perverts like ME, don't go on and on and FUCKING ON about how your here for "just friends"

Thank God
I'm so excited, ive been searching for a place to rent so i can move out of my parents house but God blessed me with so much more. Instead of renting somewhere, I was given a tralior! It needs a lil work to it but its totally cute and totally liveable as it is now so Im lookin at move in the next few weeks...YES!!!

Old Rooster
A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK old timer, time for you to retire." The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these hens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?" The young rooster says, "Beat it! You are washed up and I am taking over.." The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop." The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a chance, old man. So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start." The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanw

Birthday Meaning
Your Birthdate: December 13 You don't love lightly. For you, love is always a serious undertaking. However, you are able to love many types of people. You can bring out the best in almost anyone. Love surprises you often. You never know when or where you'll find it next. Number of True Loves You'll Have: 1 Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 5 You are most compatible with people born on the 4th, 13th, 22nd, and 31st of the month. What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life?

Hmmmm
I'm sure alot of people already seen it on the news, but on wednesday just a little after 6, the I-35W bridge collapsed. I'm from minnesota, and its a really big thing, cuz things like this dont happen, and shouldnt have happened. Some of you might not care, but I do, cuz it happened in my home state, not even 2 hours from where i live. 4 bridges in minnesota i guess, are bad, one, me and my boyfriend, just went on twice, hearing about that, kinda makes your nerves twitch. The bridge we went over, is built the exact same way as the I-35W bridge. Well, thanks to our governor, ordering expections on all our bridges, this bridge we went over was being looked at. I know this cuz i seen them doing it, when we went over it the second time. Gosh I remember the first glance on T.V, of the collasping, it was horrifing, It took your breath right out of your mouth.

My Blog
I just got engaged on 8/02/07 to the love of my life. We have lived together for the past year upon his return from being deployed to Iraq and he finally popped the question to me! I am estatic as he is the best thing to ever happen in my life and is a most wonderful person. No wedding date set as of yet.

For Those Of Us Who Are Passionate About Cars, Especially Exotics!
A New York man retired. He wanted to use his retirement money wisely, so it would last, and decided to buy a home and a few acres in Portugal. The modest farmhouse had been vacant for 15yrs.; the owner and wife both had died, and there were no heirs. The house was sold to pay taxes. The Barn was left on the property. There had been several lookers, but the large barn had steel doors, and they had been welded shut. Nobody wanted to go to the extra expense to see what was in the barn, and it wasn't complimentary to the property anyway......so, nobody made an offer on the place. The NY guy bought it at just over half of the property's worth, moved in, and set about to tear into the barn, curiosity was killing him. So, he and his wife bought a generator, and a couple of grinders.......and cut thru the welds. What was in the barn...............? Cut and paste this string into your browser and wish you were the one who bought the place!!!! Amazing!! http

Love
To melt a girl’s heart, it is known that love poetry will do the trick. When you find the girl/guy of your dreams, you need to make sure that you know how to kiss her/him properly. Here are 16 ways to kiss your love. - 1 - ICE KISS Celebrate the first day of winter with an ice kiss. Put an ice cube in your mouth until your mouth becomes cold. Remove the cube, track down your love and plant a kiss that will send chills! - 2 - ELECTRIC SHOCK KISS The two of you shuffle your feet furiously on carpet. When you both have an electric charge, lean over and slowly aim for each other's lips. With your lips about one-half inch apart, move in even slower until a spark jumps between the two of you. Instantly after this happens, kiss one another...the please us the kiss right after the shock! - 3 - CAMPING KISS On a beautiful cool night, you and your love crawl into a sleeping bag outside. Cuddle and kiss. - 4 - REWARD KISS Next time your love performs some disliked home c

Recovery Day
I had some surgery done yesterday after an incident on a fire scene.I now have a new scar(or shall I say will have) to add to the collection of service related battle wounds. I have a 9 inch long one now along my right side just above the belt line.After removal of the object , 30 internal stitches and 13 external stiches the repair work is done and i am A-OK. My surgeon(who I refer to as DR.Feelgood) gave a script for percocet,so I am not really feeling pain,just some discomfort. Thanks to those that called and sent cards.You lighten My heart and brighten My day.

Random...
So I've been having a crappy week and the weekend isn't any better. It drives me nuts cuz it's like I can't have guy friends, without my other guy friends getting mad. Why do men have to be so jealous? I can flat out tell them I'm not interested in dating them, and they still get all pissy with me if I even so much go fishing with a group of people and there's even just ONE guy there. I'm sick and tired of men being stupid assholes around here where I live. I've finally put my foot down and said once they piss me off I'm done with them for good and that's how it's been going down. One guy called me a good for nothing whore saying I cheated on him...I mean seriosly, you can cheat on friends?? Even if he were a boyfriend, I've done NOTHING to cheat on him with. These guys just need to get over their jealous shit. I do have a boyfriend, and as much as they will hate it, they can deal with it or just screw off. I deserve much better friends than them. Anyway, to change subject, I got my 4

Military
On Jeopardy the other night, the final question was How many steps does the guard take during his walk across the tomb of the Unknowns ------ All three missed it --- This is really an awesome sight to watch if you've never had the chance Very fascinating. Tomb of the Unknown Soldier 1. How many steps does the guard take during his walk across the tomb of the Unknowns and why? 21 steps. It alludes to the twenty-one gun salute, which is the highest honor given any military or foreign dignitary. 2. How long does he hesitate after his about face to begin his return walk and why? 21 seconds for the same reason as answer number 1 3. Why are his gloves wet? His gloves are moistened to prevent his losing his grip on the rifle. 4. Does he carry his rifle on the same shoulder all the time and if not, why not? He carries the rifle on the shoulder away from the tomb. After his march across the path, he executes

Hello Friends
hello everyone i suppose soem of you wonderin where i am not been here in a bit. is summer here and like to be out more than in lol anyways between work and my kids i have been busy. but today i got some bad news one of my sisters is in hospital with a busted blood vessel(s) in her head. she is very ill. docs say heat stroke caused it with too much vomitin. so please if your outside use your sunscreen try to keep cool and not in direct sunlight for long if is extremely hot day. you all take care God bless be back soon.

Quiz
Are you Naughty or nice Your Result: your Naughty! wild thing! You were born to be bad. Naughty by nature, you've tried everything at least once and aren't afraid to get your hands - or the rest of you - dirty when opportunity knocks. Whether that means plotting for advancement at work or toying with somebody's affections, you're willing to break the rules. As long as you're having a laugh and getting ahead, anything goes. And it is fun to defy convention every once in a while, but you're walking a bit of a tightrope. Every so often, try listening to that little angel on your shoulder who keeps saying "no!" - it's okay to be nice sometimes. In the meantime, keep being bad and enjoy yourself. Just don't throw caution entirely to the wind. Your Nice! all sugar, no spice! Are you Naughty or nice

Fubarlord
XX The Genetic Freak XX~FTW~ Dark Realm Enforcer~pls sign guestbook peeps! @ fubar Peeps, need a little push to level out and become fubars next fuberlord. been there for most of you in the past, so pls give the "big,bad, booty daddy" a little of your time and you knoe i'll be there for you when the time comes! (repost of original by 'XX The Genetic Freak XX~FTW~ Dark Realm Enforcer~pls sign guestbook peeps!' on '2007-08-03 23:24:31')

True Personality
When I feel like crawling in a hole and hiding the day is so dark, and everybody around you sucks you are surrounded by faces but not one cares or see's the hurt that lies behind the dark glasses and fake smile you want to lie in the water untill you sink to the bottom to drown out the voices and sufficate the artificial care. the superficialness of it all is so much like an eclipse of the moon you are able to see right through it, though most are blinded by it the walls are closing in and I am so tired of the fight why do I keep trying when it feels like im getting nowhere It is all comming round full circle, the love the pain and the anger they say people are put in your life for a reason, it may be just a season, if so it is winter now, bare and lonley. i'll just put my heart in an iron shell and hide it where none will find it away from the predators on this earth and away from my own touch my nature is a self destructive one, to drive those that love me away fea

The New Arrivals And A Surprise
I was sitting on the couch watching a movie not expecting company. When who should appear but August and Jae with the PUPPIES. I thought for only a visit but August said, no they are here to stay, they are winged and eating on their own. So Friday Night Adora-Bella and her brother Beauregard arrived to stay with us from now on. I am very excited and of course worried about the house breaking that lies ahead. But our biggest surprise was, Bella and Beau had a sister that was spoken for but then that person decided not to take her.....well what can I say, My heart went out and now she is staying also. Instead of 2 puppies I now have three.... Oh lord give me patience and lots of help from the girls....amen .....lol My girls are excited cause now everyone can hold a puppy and no fighting. We thought all last night and today and have decided her name will be Angelic-Breezy , because she hops and almost looks like she is flying , she is so peppy. We will call her Bree

Wess
You are the World Completion, Good Reward. The World is the final card of the Major Arcana, and as such represents saturnian energies, time, and completion. The World card pictures a dancer in a Yoni (sometimes made of laurel leaves). The Yoni symbolizes the great Mother, the cervix through which everything is born, and also the doorway to the next life after death. It is indicative of a complete circle. Everything is finally coming together, successfully and at last. You will get that Ph.D. you've been working for years to complete, graduate at long last, marry after a long engagement, or finish that huge project. This card is not for little ends, but for big ones, important ones, ones that come with well earned cheers and acknowledgements. Your hard work, knowledge, wisdom, patience, etc, will absolutely pay-off; you've done everything right. What Tarot Card are You?Take the Test to Find Out.

Stoneworks
I love Gargoyles. Gargoyles fulfill many functions on a building: the original Gargoyles were simply decorative water spouts that projected water from the roof away from the building to prevent water from seeping into the foundation. Later Gargoyles were employed to express the intention of the building -for instance, I've seen old dental buildings that had Gargoyles that were people with painful swollen faces denoting toothaches. On Churches, Gargoyles were rendered as fearsome demonic looking creatures, set to remind the faithful of the perils of the world outside, and the importance of a guiding faith. The original Gargoyles were made of carved stone, and are definitely Gothic in styling. There's something exciting and eerie about grotesque faces carved in cold stone. Gargoyles are usually positioned overhead, so that the viewer will have the feeling that the creature is looking down upon him/her. Some Gargoyles were made of cast porcelain, but these aren't as striking

Creeper Is New
i just got on this new site and i dont have n e friends... well i barley have friends... and im not quite sure wat im doin on here... lol... i wanna learn so i can figure out everything i need to kno... so if you would plz help me out a lil bit ... thanx ~creeper~

Things...
damn! almost out of room to post more pics...me..what can ya do? i guess i will change em up every so often. i have over 500. we took some new beach shots at tamarack in carlsbad and got some really good ones in downtown carlsbad. for those of you that keep asking to see the fam pics....what do you have to offer? ;)

1/2?
{{{If a cow and a half and a calf and a half can eat a bale and a half of hay in a day and a half, how many waffles does it take to shingle a dog house?}}} You say, "a cow and a half and a calf and a half..." How are this mysterious "half-cow" and "half-calf" divided into halves? Lengthwise? Either way, it doesn't seem plausible that half a cow could eat anything, let alone be alive for more than several minutes. And how do you determine when a bale of hay is half a bale of hay? Is there some standard for measuring bales of hay that is kept from the general public? And who is this general public? Is it different from the public? Is it some war veteran, "General Public"?

Deleted Salute
This is the salute which was deleted. As we speak, I am uploading my newest salute pic which I just took with my camera phone. This time, I am in front of my home page. Not that it's a very clear pic of my homepage but worth a try. I'll flag it for approval and will post it in my next blog for discussion. Exciting!!! Will it pass and if it does, will it stay???? (They usually get deleted in 24-48 hours). Why should anyone care, you ask??? Well, because it's me!! LOL...but seriously, I should be able to keep a salute just like the next guy/gal. Plus, I love a challenge! Love ya! Tina

Friends
go and give my friends sum love.. Real life wife: Candie rl wife to *Slip**OWNER&Founder of THE RACER'S DEN LOUNGE*@ fubar Best friend(n' Stalker, lol): **Psychorainstorm**O.C.L Family** Nathan's Baby Girl*~Owned by crazy_trips~*Id & Tag Designs*@ fubar my sweet friend: Guilty Pleasure@ fubar a girl that rocks: .:Lette_Love:.@ fubar a friend from my old profile: »Perfectly Imperfect«@ fubar sister of my wife, and close friend of mine: fireandwind@ fubar good friend of mine: BuffyJane............ um yeah....@ fubar another good friend of mine: ~C~ in la la land~PLEASE READ PROFILE,FAN,AND RATE BEFORE TRYING TO ADD ME..I RETURN THE LOVE@ fubar

Me :]
hhmmm well justtt so everyone knows i have a boyfriend. lol hes amazing, never thought i would meet anyone that i could be myself around that much, and could get along with so good. hes everything i could have ever hoped for. hes my prince charming :] just posting this cuz people are trying to meet up with me and stuff in person lol. but im not like that thanks. also trying to tell me "you need a real man" lol but yeha you don't even know hium haha. but yeah anyways just wanted ot let everyone know that im happy with who i have and i don't need anyone else :] thanks lol

Taps
If any of you have ever been to a military funeral in which taps were played; this brings out a new meaning of it. Here is something Every American should know. Until I read this, I didn't know, but I checked it out and it's true: We in the United States have all heard the haunting song, "Taps". It's the song that gives us that lump in our throats and usually tears in our eyes. But, do you know the story behind the song? If not, I think you will be interested to find out about its humble beginnings. Reportedly, it all began in 1862 during the Civil War, when Union Army Captain Robert Ellicombe was with his men near Harrison 's Landing in Virginia . The Confederate Army was on the other side of the narrow strip of land. During the night, Captain Ellicombe heard the moans of a soldier who lay severely wounded on the field. Not knowing if it was a Union or Confederate soldier, the Captain decided to risk his life and

We Need Poppy!
Almost all pain medications are derived from Poppy! That means whoever needs Morphine, Oxycontin, Lortab, Hydrocodone, Tylenol #3, Demurral and the list goes on...would in-turn increase the amount of money we spend on these medications. There is hardly another effective plant that can produce the so need milky white poison to numb your aches and pains. Where does the world think almost ALL pain killers come from, are they all that ignorant. Stop Heroin production yes, but Poppy fields need to flourish in order the rest of us can enjoy a pain free like situation that may arise. Come and grow up America. It's not the Poppy that's the issue it's always the people. Government should never control something God created to be utilized. I think the legality comes when it is altered say: like Heroin and acid and other chemicals are introduced that should then make it illegal. Pot for instance...natural weed, who cares what you do with it...just control the abusers of these things.

Penis Jokes
Voodoo Penis A business man was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort with an extremely healthy sex drive, so he thought he'd buy her a little something to keep her occupied while he was gone. He went to a store that sold sex toys and started looking around. He was browsing through the dildos, looking for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind the counter. He explained his situation. The old man said, "Well, We have vibrating dildos, special attachments, and so on, but I don't know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks, except---" and he stopped. "Except what?" the man asked. "Nothing, nothing." "C'mon, tell me! I need something!" "Well, sir, I don't usually mention this, but there is The Voodoo Penis." "So what's up with this Voodoo Penis?" he asked. The old man reached under the counter, and pulled out a very old wood

Life
What i have learned in my almost 22 yrs of life is that it's unpredictable. I could die halfway through typing this 4 all i know. Too many people go through life worring how pretty they aree or how skinny they or even how popular they are. The truth is who fucking cares... life is what it is u can not make people like you. You can not make your life longer and u will never be able to change who your related to. Another thing that i have learned is that shit happenes! Good or bad it happens, and it always happns 4 a reason! Some things and the reasoning behind it never make sence like why children are abused or why women and men are raped and/or murdered. Why innocent people are killed everyday. Life is not ment to be understood so to speak or to be overanalized, life is well just that life. It is a rollar coaster or a card game, u get hwat you delt and u deal with it and it will turn u upside down and snap you in all sorts of directions. Even with that all said it is

I Am A Witch
I Am A Witch” (repost ) Body: “I AM A WITCH” RIBBON CAMPAIGN FOR 2007 “I Am A Witch” When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me “WITCH”. When I stand up for those I love, they call me “WITCH”. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts, or do things my own way, they call me “WITCH”. Being a “WITCH” entails raising my children to be strong people, who have a solid sense of responsibility, who are not afraid to stand up for what they believe in, who love and respect themselves for the beautiful beings they are. Being a “WITCH” means that I am free to be the wonderful creature I am, with all my own intricacies, contradictions, quirks and beauty. Being a “WITCH” means I won’t compromise what’s in my heart. It means I live my life my way. It means I won’t allow anyone to step on me. When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak up against it, I am defined as a “WITCH”. The same thing happens when I take time

Gardening Tip: 2
What is Diatomaceous Earth? Diatomaceous earth is a remarkable, all-natural product made from tiny fossilized water plants. Diatomaceous Earth is a naturally occurring siliceous sedimentary mineral compound from microscopic skeletal remains of unicellular algae-like plants called diatoms. These plants have been part of the earth's ecology since prehistoric times. 30 million years ago the diatoms built up into deep, chalky deposits of diatomite. The diatoms are mined and ground up to render a powder that looks and feels like talcum powder to us. It is a mineral based pesticide. DE is approximately 3% magnesium, 33% silicon, 19% calcium, 5% sodium, 2% iron and many other trace minerals such as titanium, boron, manganese, copper and zirconium. Diatomaceous Earth is a natural (not calcined or flux calcined) compound. Diatomaceous Earth is a natural grade diatomite. However, the continual breathing of any dust should he absolutely avoided. How does it work? To insects DE is a lethal du

Life In General
Hello Hope all is well with everyone out there. I have been busy with sortin bears that people have donated .Thank You if you have. I have also been sewing. I make all the vest from camo material, have to cut them out from the pattern and then do alot of sewing to make the final vest ready for the bear. This past week,I have made about 160 of them. I have alot still to do but am at a stopin point since I have no more material. Always keep our Soldiers and there families in your prayers till they all come home safe and sound. If you want to know more about the foundation or want to help in general, you can always email me at : SMKFGuardianbear@aol.com I also have been busy since both of my boy's played summer baseball. I also take them to see the NBWA (pro wrestlers) out of Danville.They have a show coming up on August 12. My oldest son is heading into Jr High(Feelin Old Now lol) and he is playing baseball for the school team as well. Youngest son heading into 3r

Bonds
Barry Bonds just hit Home Run 755. I think it is an excelent accomplishment for any person in MLB. People bash in all kinds of ways, but I think it is an excelent accomplishment and I think everyone interested in Baseball should say Congrats instead of all of dishing out all the bashing. Again just something on my mind.

My Stories And Stuff
As the rain sprinkles down, our bodies stick together in sync as we pull off to the side of the road near the beach. You suggest that we take a walk down by the water. I pull the bottle of wine from the bag and a blanket to lie on. The air is so hot and muggy so we decide to take a swim before we relax. The waves are capping as we venture into the water. My body tenses up as you take the back of your hand and gently touch my exposed shoulder. I feel the warmth of your lips on my neck as you breath hot air and kisses. I pretend not to notice your hand slip under my shirt and you caress my belly, every so careful not to move your hand too quickly and startle me. The water gently glides over your hand and it gives you opportunity to move your hand farther up to just under my breast. My nipples are peaked and cold, but the rest of me is on fire. You whisk me around into your arms and look deep into my eyes. I hoped that you would kiss me, but you study my face and brush the hair o

Lyrics
Cyanide!) (Drink the cyanide!) This is the hand that will blind your eyes and split your spine This is the blade that'll visit your flesh and release the wine (Play!) You play with toys that have triggers and you hear how the led moves near (Play!) You play with razors and it hurts, it hurts As you face your fears So face the dark and I'll teach you about fire in the blink of an eye (Now drink the cyanide!) The worlds collide and you know it's pure filth that I hide On these plains there's a burning ruin that must be found On these plains there's a demon that sleeps, It must be unbound (Run!) You run for the borders where epistles burn in the arms of man (Run!) You run among bodies and they scream, they scream to bite God's hand So face the dark and I'll teach you about fire in the blink of an eye (Now drink the cyanide!) The worlds collide and you know it's pure filth that I hide So face the dark and I'll teach you about fire in the

"our Country"
This is a poem being sent from a Marine to his Dad. For those who take the time to read it, you'll see a letter from him to his Dad at the bottom. It makes you truly thankful for not only the Marines, but ALL of our troops. THE MARINE We all came together, Both young and old To fight for our freedom, To stand and be bold. In the midst of all evil, We stand our ground, And we protect our country From all terror around. Peace and not war, Is what some people say. But I'll give my life, So you can live the American way. I give you the right To talk of your peace. To stand in your groups, and protest in our streets. But still I fight on, I don't bitch, I don't whine. I'm just one of the people Who is doing your time. I'm harder than nails, Stronger than any machine. I'm the immortal soldier, I'm a U.S. MARINE! So stand in my shoes, And leav

Help...spousal Abuse!!!
Bulletin Message -----------------From: Beana Bear!!!!Date: Aug 3, 2007 6:06 PMThink its ok to boss a girl around?slap her around a few times and teach her a lesson? She's just a dumb "bitch" a "slut".No! Shes human being, a girl that deserves to be loved and respected. Not used and thrown out like a piece of trash. A "man" should NEVER hit a woman. And should never force his girl to have sex with him, thats not something you do to the person you supposedly love. So if you're aganist Spousal Abuse please repost this! And if you don't you're not going to die or be raped by a toaster, you're just cold at heart. and if your a guy thats man enough to repost this good for you. click reply to poster, then copy into a new bulletin.

Seeking Experienced Bombers
subject: Seeking Exsperianced Bombers post date: 2007-08-05 00:05:36 views: 4 comments: 0 ratings: 0 Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket The Kingdom of Wolves What The Kingdom of Wolves,is Seeking 10 or more.Royal Elite Bombers,Bombers whom as soon as you sign into Fubar Come Show Loyalty,Honor,Respect,Love to your Kingdom Family whom are in various Contests.An use up your Comments that are Issued every Day. Depending on the Unity + Honor you Show,towards the Contestants that your Bombing for.Then you will be Rewarded with Various Different Morphs of higher standards.Such as the Striped Exotic's,an Indian Maiden Morphs,or Personal Morphs you might like.Sometimes Various Gifts including Pimpin.Sometimes I give better Pimpin Gifts than Contest Prizes.An you will Always Rated 11's bye me.You will also be Added to a Pimpout Blog that will Help Raise your Levels for better Bomber Productivity.Higher your Levels more Comment Allotment,on a Daily Basis. We are See

Baby Story.
On Tuesday the 7th of August,at o'clock in the morning I have to be at Memorial Medical University Center (hospital) in Savannah,Ga to be induced to have my baby.I am happy and nervous.Yes I know I have been through this before,but not induced,and it almost kills me each time.So there are my reasons.But just wanted to let all my friends and fans know what was going on if I do not get on for a few days.Please do not forget me, and as soon as I can get back on a computer I will let all know I am well.And have pics of newest baby addition to our family.This makes my forth baby,so.Just if you do not mid what ever religion you are I am not prejudice toward any, it is your beliefs and your opinions, but please if you believe in prayer, would you mind saying one for me.I think I need it. Hope all goes well in your life's till my return.Be safe,and hope to be back soon!!--XXXXXX's and OOOOOO's--cummingsoon is almost here!!

College
I move into my dorm room Monday morning and I must admit i'm not thrilled. I've been in college for a year and I commuted the first time but I decided to try and tough it out in the dorms. I think I made a mistake, haha!

Kim's Non-sense!
How Daring Are You?Congratulations, according to our experts, you scored : 67% which makes you Very DaringYou would make a good contestant on Fear Factor and we bet you are the life of the party. You better make sure you have your heath insurance paid up though.Find out how daring you are at Quizopolis.com How Will I Die QuizYou will die at the age of 110You will die in a freak accident involving Ryan SeacrestFind out how you will die at Quizopolis.com Congratulations, according to our experts, you are : 80% CleanTake the How Clean Are You Quiz at HowCleanAreYou.com

Song Lyrics And Other Random Things
There's no time for us, There's no place for us, What is this thing that biilds our dreams, yet slips away from us. Who wants to live forever, Who wants to live forever....? There's no chance for us, It's all decided for us, This world has only one sweet moment set aside for us, Who wants to live forever, Who dares to live forver, When love must die. But my touch tears with your lips, Touch my world with your fingertips, And we can have forever, And we can love forever, Forever is our today, Who wants to live forever, Who wants to live forever, Forever is our today, Who wants to live forever anyway?

Popularity Contest!
I never understood the need for popularity... to have friends is one thing... to have admirers is works for others... Me, I just want the people who say they are my friends to be there as friends. The others that say they are my friends and make themselves scarce? Those are the ones seeking popularity nez pas? I mean.. they add people without thought, they tell you things they want from you and they leave it at that. What's the harm in having them around? They leave you alone, they "get what they want" no harm done... Yet constantly I see people saying "I'm deleting people" I look in the bulletin and read that they are deleting anyone who doesn't show them love.... Excuse me? You are complaining that they are only there for numbers yet they aren't showing you love and boosting your rankings so you're deleting them? I look at that and think, you aren't just there for numbers tho right? and roll my eyes... No you aren't just there for numbers you are there for rankings

Usa
I just came across something that really pisses me off. Why is it that some, not all, people who join the military do it just because it is something to do, or for the money, or their friends are doing that also, or just to get a college education?! My father served during WWII and instilled in me patriotism. He was proud to serve his country and he did it because he wanted to. He knew that he was putting his life on the line, he knew he could die at any moment, but he proudly served his country! What pisses me off is the ones who join the military and then decides that it is not for them. Did you not think! Did you not put a lot of thought into what you were getting ready to do for the next several years?! Did you not realize that this was a commitment?! I feel that there are some people in the world who don't stop to consider the consequences of their actions. They don't realize that what they do today will affect them tomorrow, the next day, next week, next month, next

Racism Sucks
Ok it's never been a secret or hidden that I like black men. I have wanted to date one but because my family is so againist it and racist I didn't. Anyway, a guy on Yahoo who was trying to get a hook up with me, got pissy because I joked around about making it with a black man. He didn't get the joke, called me a nasty bitch, how that is gross and just how disgusting he thought it was. Now why is a white woman being with a black man nasty,gross or disgusting? I see nothing wrong with it. Only color makes a black man different from a white man. So why do white guys get their panties in a bunch when they hear a woman has been with a black man? What's soooo wrong with it? And is the saying "Once you go black you never go back" true? Hmm just things I'm pondering today.....

Getting Older ... Lol ... Not So Much!!
To make it stand, you wet it ! To make it wet, you suck it ! To make it stiff, you lick it ! To get it in, you push ! Dang,,,,,,,, Threading a needle when you're older is NO JOKE ! ! ! Now just where was YOUR mind???

Dad
when i was born you were there. when i almost died as a baby you were there. when i watched my first football game you were there. when i got my first bike and learned to ride you were there. when i hit my first home run you were there. when i pitched my first no hitter you were there. when i scored my first basket you were there. when i drove my first nail you were there. when i drove for the first time you were there. when i got my first ticket you were there. when i woke up at 16 you were gone. when i had my first kid you were gone. when i graduated high school you were gone. when i needed you the most you were gone. you never told me bye you just left. you never tell me when youre gonna be around. you never call you never write you never care. you taught me the one thing that a person should never learn that when you love someone they leave. you taught me to not trust and to keep my heart closed. you taught me that when im down i have to pick myself up cause im t

Repost
Bush Will Stay In Iraq So That He Bush Can Continue To Steal The Iraqi Oil. Bush has stolen over $100 billion worth of Iraqi oil so far and Bush intends to steal at least another $100 billion worth of Iraqi oil during the next 2 years. Bush steals the oil via a secret oil pipeline Bush had built linking the oil fields of Iraq to the Kuwaiti oil pipelines. Bush stashes the stolen oil money cash in Kuwaiti banks. 3665 Dead American Troops In Iraq, 27,104 seriously wounded and over 630,000 dead Iraqis of which 475,000 are innocent women and children all because Bush LIED. Bush And The Republican Party Allowed Big Oil To Price Gouge America. George Bush and Tony Blair have committed the utterly horrible WAR CRIME of Poisoning an entire country. Bush and Blair have by their command spread over 10 million pounds or 4.5 biiion grams of radioactive dust and particles all over Iraq. These radioactive elements will cause birth defects and death to millions of childern for generation after ge

What Am I Eatin'?
This is a good one for a Sunday. 8 Roma tomatoes 1 large white onion 2 green peppers 2/3 cup extra virgin olive oil 2 tbsp crushed garlic 1 tbsp Italian seasoning 1 lb linguini Dice the tomatoes, onion, and peppers, then saute' in extra virgin olive oil along with the garlic and Italian seasoning. What you want to do here is make a red sauce. It will need to cook at least 30 minutes. Then put it over cooked linguini.

A**holes
So I'm sick of people who are nothing but two-faced a**holes... You talk to someone and start to think "wow maybe this really is a good person" but then when it comes right down to it the reality of it all hits you in the face and you start to see them for the ass they really are.... Are there any decent people left in this world?? Wish someone would prove to me that there are.....

Random Prose
Thinking of you every day, every minute your smile, your touch, your breath two minds reaching out to touch the rush of adrenaline every time you walk into the room Then the slow realization what started as the juxtaposition of two souls becomes an ever widening chasm it happened so slowly but when the realization hits it's like a sword piercing my heart to hold on and hope or release you the internal battle rages the decision made with a tender kiss we turn and walk away farewell my sweet, sweet love

New Update On Steven
I was over seeing Steven today, he is doing amazingly good. He is finished his chemo treatment for now but due to go back in 3 months time to the hospital for a check up to see if the cancer is still dormant. As you can see from the photo his hair is starting to grow back as well and he is putting on weight again. The district nurse still comes in everyday to give him an injection to help to control his potassium levels.

Little Billy... Funny Shit
Little BILLY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat." Little BILLY replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old." "Oh?" replied the man. " Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?" "No" replied Little Billy, "he minded his own fucking business!!" LITTLE BILLY ON...PHILOSOPHY A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little BILLY. He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot." The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking." Then little BILLY says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the

Zodiac Sign's
i'm a virgo and libra split between the 2 Virgo Your element: Earth Your ruling planets: Mercury Symbol: The Virgin Your stone: Sapphire Life Pursuit: To do the right thing Vibration: Compassionate and caring Virgo's Secret Desire: To love and be loved in return Description: Virgos are often put down badly by many astrologers and written up as being fussy and narrow-minded. But when a Virgo shines, there is practically no sign to match their inner light. An in-tune Virgo is a treat to meet. When a Virgo is confident within themselves they are the most successful, structured and creative of all the signs. Many Virgos can be found working in the "service to others" industries, ranging from welfare work, doctors, school-teachers through to practicing natural forms of healing like massage, herbal remedies etc. One of the most magical characteristics of the Virgo is no matter how many times life or romance turns sour on them, they still manage to maintain faith in others,

Contest..please Rate Me..bomb If You Like:)
Hi all..here is links to the contests I am in..Pls rate and bomb if you can..I would appreciate it and will return the favor.. Hugs, Mechelle Thanks in adavance You can click on the pics below and just type whatever on the comments...Im new to this but thank you.

Virgo
Virgo is earthy and represents the sixth sign of the zodiac. You belong to a group of people known for their perfectionism and highly analytical minds. There's a bit of a joke about how precise and demanding Virgos are but when you think about it, what's wrong with being tidy, organised and clean? In a way, you are misunderstood and your attention to detail, your desire for excellence and hygiene is not as bad as some might think. You have a rather unusual preoccupation of being extremely fastidious and also critical of the world. Some of the people that know you feel as if your standards are way too high to live up to. If only they knew just how critical you are of yourself! You don’t really expect any more of others than you do of yourself. And after a time those that hang out or live with you start to learn some vital lessons about the true meaning of work and achievement. This due to your high standards. When you do express your criticism of something it's more than likely

Libra
You’re born under the sign of Libra, which represents the element of air, or the intellect. You’re most definitely a thinker — you like to use your mind to tackle problems. Libra is the seventh sign of the zodiac, which refers to relationships of all sorts and your connection to the world around you. People know you as someone who loves to socialise. Your outgoing nature and love of communicating brilliant ideas to people around you is one of your strengths. You’re rarely at a loss for words … even on your worst day you have the gift of the gab! You not only have the ability to share your ideas in a very natural way; you also have charm in the way you convey your feelings. This is another of your very positive traits. Even people who don’t agree with what you have to say can’t resist you and will usually behave well around you — you’re simply a nice person. Your love of communication makes you an excellent mediator and negotiator. Coupled with the fact that y

I Love Stalkers!!!!!
I just love stalkers... They buy the best BIG PIMPING gifts and And such.....SPeakin of such I could really use a 3 or 7 day blast.. lol. Well color me happy.... I just love you guys... hehhe......... LMFAO!!!!!!! So whatever you all are doing its working........... LMFAO!!!!! :P :O

What I Miss About Love....
The warmth..... Laying together in the semi dark touching places rarely caressed. I miss the corners. The corners of your mouth, the corners of your eyes, the corners of your.... the places where things come together... and separate. The inviting crevices. I miss just staring into your eyes. No words necessary. Bathing in the glow of knowing, And the sudden upwelling in my throat at the thought of losing you. The sex is nice too.....

How Not To Rob A Bank
Here are some lessons learned from the experiences of a number of would-be bank robbers. Pick The Right Bank: You don't want to make the same mistake as the fellow in Anaheim, CA, who tried to hold up a bank that was no longer in business and had no money. Study Your History: Don't try to stick up the First National Bank of Northfield, Minnesota. Jesse James tried it 111 years ago, and the townsfolk took just seven minutes to kill two and capture three of his gang. Nobody tried again until 1984, and the customers chased the guy down. They're tight with their dollar, those Minnesotans. Speak To The Right Teller: One robber in Upland, CA, presented his note to the teller, and her father, who was in the next line, got all bent out of shape about it. He wrestled the guy to the ground and sat on him until authorities arrived. Don't Sign Your Demand Note: Demand notes have been written on the back of a subpoena issued in the name of a bank robb

Chinese Proverbs
* ~ * ~ * ~* ~ * ~ * ~* ~ * ~ * ~* Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. * ~ *~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~* ~ *~ * ~* Man who run in front of car get tyred. * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ *~ * ~* ~ *~ * ~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~ * ~* ~ *~ * ~* ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. * ~ * ~ *~ * ~* ~ *~ * ~* ~ *~ * Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. *~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~* ~ *~ * ~* ~ * Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. *~ * ~* ~* ~ * ~ * ~ *~ * ~* ~ * Man with one chopstick go hungry. * ~ * ~* ~ * ~ * ~* ~ * ~ * ~* ~ * Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. *~ * ~ * ~ *~ * ~ * ~ *~ * ~ * ~ * Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. * ~* ~ *~ * ~* ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ *~ * Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. * ~ *~ * ~ * ~ *~ * ~ * ~ *~ * ~ * Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth. * ~ * ~ * ~* ~ * ~ * ~* ~ * ~ * ~* War does

Remember Me
As you look in awe at a mighty forest in its grand majastey remember me,As you look upon a flower and amire its simplicity,remember me. Remember me in your heart,your thoughts and your memories,The times we loved,the times we cried.The times we fought,the times we laughed.For if you always think of me i will not be gone ..

Friends
ok all today has been the worst day of my life i just found out that one of my best friends was murderd he is in the millitary like me and i just wanted to say to all who reads this tell your family freinds and everyone you know what they mean to them cause we only have 1 life time and trust me it may seem like for ever it really isnt compared to eternaty so plzzz tell them how much you love them or you just might be like me wishig you did

Interesting Website - Speedtraps By State
I don't encourage speeding, but I do have my times where I do.... I have been very very lucky not to get a ticket yet... This is interesting. When you get the web site up, click on the state. Then the next window is a listing of all the cities in that state. Click on your city and there are the speed traps listed. SPEED TRAPS - NO JOKE...CHECK IT OUT! I had no idea this was available to everyone. http://www.speedtrap.org/speedtraps/stetlist.asp

How I Feel
well, here we are again. i'm finally posting another blog, not like any of you really care. this blog is basically what i feel like lately. i feel like i'm missing something in my life. it seems like life and everything else is passing me by. it's not beeen the best year for me by any means. honestly i think my life sucks. my so called friends don't seem to actually BE friends. i've tried for years to be a friend to a few people but it feels like the feelings are far from mutual. i have major trust issues with people. a few people think they know me, but they have no idea who i am. i've been trying to change who i am lately but nobody seems to believe who i'm wanting to become. i know everyone thinks i'm just a big, dorky perv but they couldn't be further from the truth. i've only acted that way for so long because everyone expected it from me. it's time to change that. way passed time for this. i think only one or two people have even given me a chance to show them i'm trying to cha

This Is A Kick Ass Joke For Rea
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1. I do physical labor. 2. I work at great depths. 3. I plunge head first into everything I do. 4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. 5. I work in a damp environment. 6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation. 7. I work in high temperatures. 8. My work exposes me to diseases. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dear Penis, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the management denies your request for the following reasons: 1. You do not work 8 hours straight. 2. You work in short spurts and then fall asleep after each brief work period. 3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. 4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting other locations. 5. You do not take initiative, you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.

Freedom
Quote "freedom to differ is not limited to things that do not matter much. That would be a mere shadow of freedom. The test of its substance is the right to differ as to things that touch the heart of the existing order."

Soul Of A Woman.
This is dedicated to all the men out there who ever loved a woman. Weather it was your mother, lover,or your daughter. In every woman lies the secrets of a woman. You don't do right by her. But, the way back to her heart lives in that soul the warmth and passion every man needs. You will find she was everything that your heart desired. But,nevertheless she cries. Yet you never cherished her and you took her love for granted. You sigh, remembering the times she made you smile, knowing that down inside, She was the only one who'd love you forever more. In her soul you'll find the way to bring here back to your world. All though she is a precious lil girl, In her soul you'll find the things that made your life seem so worthwhile. The way She'll sacrifice only for you.To have the best in life. You need to let her know you wanna make it right. You gotta touch her soul. You can't buy her love. Cause money just won't fill the void. You want to have her love. You have to earn her love. For

Poetry
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore-- While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping--rapping at my chamber door. "'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door-- Only this and nothing more." Ah, distinctly I remember, it was in the bleak December, And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor Eagerly I wished the morrow;--vainly I had sought to borrow From my books surcease of sorrow--sorrow for the lost Lenore-- For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore-- Nameless here for evermore. And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain Thrilled me--filled me with fantastic terrows never felt before; So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating "'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door-- Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door;-- Th

Women Are The Weaker Sex?
Why Women are Crabby We start to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find anything that comes in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurts so bad it brings us to tears. Enter the almighty, uncomfortable training bra contraption the boys in school will snap until we have calluses on our backs. Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we now bloat, we cramp, we get the hormone crankies, have to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had. Our next little rite of passage (premarital or not) is having sex for the first time which is about as much fun as having a ramrod push in your uterus through your nostrils leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about. Then it's off to Motherhood where we learn to live on dry crackers and water for a few months so we don't spend the entire day leaning over Brother John. Of course, amazing creatures

Irreplacable?
A good relationship consists of two people who always wish to make each other happy, regardless of the day to day grind of the world going by. However, all too often, people in relationships get to thinking they can not or will never be replaced. They become overconfident and in the process forget to continue making their partner happy. It is better to have no relationship at all, than to be in one with someone who acts as if they are .........irreplaceable.

Hmmmm
Ok Im not sure if this is NSFW or what sometimes it hard to tell...Anyway so I have been thinking alot about having a Breast Reduction. I have super huge boobs 38 dd and I hate them. Its hard to find cute tops that fit or even a bra that fits right. Plus in all honesty its a bitch carrying these things around. There not all perky and pretty anymore and I know alot of that has to do with having a child. But I just hate them. Im thinking about going this week and seeing the Dr. that did a family members. And hers look super good the scars are barly even there anymore, and it hasnt even been a year. I want this so bad I want to feel better about myself. Im just wounder what diffrent peoples opinions are on this. Cause if all goes as planned I plan on going to have it done in September or October. So tell me what all of ya'll think about this ok and be Nice lol....Misty

Fire Me Up!!
Midnight shift, the absolute worst one I could work. Why in God's name did that sorry bitch have to call in? Sure she's fine and dandy during the week, but when it comes time for her to do something productive she's fallen ill. Or so she says; I hope they fire her ass. Underneath all that bullshit, is my lover boy in our bed at home. Oh, how i wish I was in his arms right now, as he caresses my body. I lick his nipple, then just lightly nibble, harder and harder till I get a response out of him. Up again to that face and those beautiful blue eyes that look into mine and realize he ain't getting sleep anytime soon tonite... Gently kiss his neck, along his ridgid jaw line, down to his chest, pausing to play with his nipples. Down again grazing kisses, nibbles, and my hands along the length of him, hard and erect from my touch. Mmmm, it doesn't take long for him to realize the sensual warmth enclosing him is tight, wet and hot. I ride him hard only for a few minutes, taking his

In A Field Away From Reality...
....so the other night I was laying in bed and I had a "daydream". I say daydream cause I know that I was not sleeping, and yet it was so vivid that it felt like I was not in bed anymore. I've thought about weather I should make this blog private or not and have decided to make it public because I'm curious to see what people will put for comments and what not. Well, here it is: I was standing in a field that could only be described as something very similar to the great plains......a vast field of rolling hills covered in lush green grass. There was a light, warm breeze blowing, sending ripples across the plain. I stood upon the top of one of the endless hills throughout that field. I looked around to see if there was anything about this place that would clue me in as to where I was at. The more I looked around the more I realized that I was standing in a vast nothingness. But to my surprise, Fear, Doubt, Anxiety nor Trepidation accosted me. While I was looking, I saw what lo

Thoughts Of A Madwoman!
His fingers caress the softest part of me, teasing, showing me what is to come. He takes his time to make the moment just right. He's gentle, kind, wants to please me. For everything he does right to my body he will never understand that no matter how he touches me, no matter how sincere he is it will never be whole. He might have his whole mind and soul there, but me I'm absent. It's empty and alone just a carnal moment of pleasure to make time pass by. Too much alcohol has clouded my better judgement and I gave in to temptation. He's there but I can't see him, I can't see anyone. My head is spinning but is it the booze or is it the fact I can't stop thinking of you, wishing it was you that was here with me right at this very moment. To him there are feelings and emotions involved, for me it is an empty cold one night fling that will never be anything more. Selfish, mean, shallow, I might be. I would never do something so rash or careless. I'm the good girl who does not make ripples i

The Screams
The screams over power my mind but the touches over power my body, in the eyes is where you'll see the pain but in the heart is where you'll feel the love. To run and hide is what I crave, yet the love in your embrace is what I live for. Your rage makes me cower in fear but the fear draws me closer, when our lips meet for what feels like the first time, the urge that flows through my body. At that moment I am puddy in your grasp as your hand violently grips my ass and your lips graze across my neck sending elaborate chills through-out my body. In the beat of my heart I surrender myself to you as you caress my upper leg with your fingure tips, slowly inching your way up my stomach and gripping by breast forcefully. Your tongue approaches my nipple eager and swifly. Up to my lips afresh, gently massaging my tongue with yours, you pry open my legs and disclose your firm cock and attempt to enter my wet more than ready, anticipated....Was it fear that brought me to this point of euphoric e

A Lazy Dimond Studded Junkie
ok i just got on this site! an i have been fluttering about trying to check people out an see how things are done on other peoples pages! not trying to duplicate just seeing a guide line! i tend to wander about a bit! an i hve ADD not the good kind but the kind that is almost annoying at times!I wish i had the good kind! ever notice how there are good kinds of everything i mean even the shit no one wants! there are good kinds an there is the kind everyone else gets! i hate that fact that things are broken down into simplistic things but they happen! i was very happy i saw a nun at wally world an i ran up an touched her on her shoulder( i have a slight nun fetish) i said sorry an of course her being a nun she said it was ok! so i kept doin it! she kept forgiving me! it was rather fun! until i realized that might be taken as a slightly creepy an odd! but i cant help it nuns rock! in a very none religious way! i mean take god out of the nun an nuns kick much as! you cant take god out of

Is There Really Freedom Of Religon??
This man was a decorated veteran who gave his life so we could enjoy the basic freedoms most take for granted.You know the simple things, freedom to speak our minds,get the job of our choice, worship in the church and faith of our choice. I am relieved to know that through the persistance of his widow, the Veterans Administration has allowed something as personally precious as the acknowledgement of faith to be honored. I know my brothers in the military understand this. They live in harms way so we don't have to! For that I can't express my gratitude. To my younger brother, Doug, thank you! Thank you for takingthe time to "read my mind". (The original article follows) Still not accepted as equal! At the Veterans Memorial Cemetery in the small town of Fernley, Nev., there is a wall of brass plaques for local heroes. But one space is blank. There is no memorial for Sgt. Patrick D. Stewart. That's because Stewart was a Wiccan, and the U.S. Department of Vete

Monday 8-06-07
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How Can This Be Real??
I cannot believe this SHIT!! (Actual letter from an Iowa resident and sent to his senator) The Honorable Tom Harkin 731 Hart Senate Office Building Phone (202) 224 3254 Washington DC , 20510 Dear Senator Harkin, As a native Iowan and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you. My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal alien stems from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get The process started before everyo

Read This
I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that i like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new m

Quiz 1
who are you??? how do you no me?? are we close?? would u kiss me?? fuk me?? go out with me?? do you hate me?? what do you think of me?? am i fit/ugly/hotttt/fuckable/need shootin?? and whats ya good bye message????

Quiz 2
yes or no ???? am i? Ugly? : Kind? : Loud? : Shy? : Weird? : Selfish? : Ghetto? : Crazy?: Nice? : Mean?: Immature? : Rude?: Cool? : Stupid? : Caring? : Mature? : A friend? : More than a friend? : Talkative? : Boring? : Hott : Creative? : Smart? : A flirt? : A psycho? : Athletic? : Confusing? : Sweet? : Annoying? : Funny? : Hyper? : Laid back? : Perfect? : Sexy? : Gorgous? : Your comments? :

Random Thoughts N Cool Stuff
( I saw this and had to post it. I don't know who wrote it but I loved it! ) DADDYS DAY POEM Author Unknown Her hair was up in a ponytail Her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, And she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, That she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, If she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; She knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates Of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, For her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, She tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school, Eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees A dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, For everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, Anxious in their seats. One by one the teacher called, A student from the class. To introduce their daddy, As seconds slowly passed. At

What A Fucked Up Weekend.
Well lets start off on friday. It all started when i went to check the mail. I had noticed a paper that said Delinquent taxes your house is going for sheriffs sale. I grabbed the paper and ran into the house. I picked up the phone and called the courthouse. I yelled and screamed at the poor lady and she said read the address again to me. After i read it back to her i noticed one thing. It was meant for the house one street over. What a relief that was. About 15 minutes later I heard a banging at the side of my house and the power went out. When I Ran outside to check I noticed a 6 foot black guy removing my meter from my house. First thing i said was What the fuck are you doing to my house mother fucker. He tells me I'm late paying my electric bill. I said That i didn't recieve a shut off notice or anything. He tells me it was mailed out. They don't send them certified anymore, they rely on regular mail. So what else was left but pay the bill. After The bill got paid and the power was

Odd Things
- Leave her sweet texts to wake up to. - Sneak up behind her. - Grab her by the waist. - Do anything to make her smile. - Always make her laugh. - Tell her shes beautiful, not sexy. - Tell her she has amazing eyes. - When your friends walk by say this is my girlfriend. - Say i love you to her face not JUST over the phone. - If she's sad take her in your arms and tell her everything will be okay. - NEVER cheat on her. - Kiss her on the forehead. - When you walk with her, walk slowly. - Tickle her even when she says stop. - Don't say I love you unless you mean It. - Listen to her when she talks. - Tell her your secrets. - Protect her.

Random Rambling
When we are kids, we have friends. We have sleepovers, summer camp, summer vacation, Christmas vacation, Spring Break, and loads of other happy things to celebrate. Sure, not everyone had a rosy childhood, but even the most awful memories are dulled by time. When we reach adulthood, we lose these little celebrations, bit by bit. We lose most of our vacations and find out our parents weren't kidding when they said we had it easy. We stop having sleepovers, and trade those instead for one permanent sleepover with a husband or wife. I don't think some people ever really get the hang of that one. We have kids of our own, and fully understand why our parents were so freaked out by us all of the time...why they hated our music and didn't understand our language or the fashion choices we'd made. We finally "get it," it comes to us in a moment of clarity, "Oh my God, you were right. You were right about everything." I asked my mother once, while going through some troubles with my ow

File Problems
i downloaded myself a new program called Photo Plus but the problem is i can only save it as a SPP and i would like to save it/change it into a jpeg, is there a way to do that or am i stuck as a SPP??? please help me...

Moving
I'll be moving out of my house into apartment . So until the internet can be started back up at the apartment I'll not be here for that time frame. I'll miss all of my friends and family on here until then. All my close friends and family on here,I'll be thinking about you and have you in my prayers. Popeye will be a cummin again soon. XOXOXOXO

Gun Control, Watch It Before History Repeats Itself!
Whether you agree or not, it's an interesting lesson in history. Something to think about... ----------------------------- In 1929, the Soviet Union established gun control. From 1929 to 1953, about 20 million dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated. ------------------------------ In 1911, Turkey established gun control. From 1915 to 1917, 1.5 million Armenians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated. ------------------------------ . ------------------------------ China established gun control in 1935. From 1948 to 1952, 20 million political dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated. ------------------------------ Guatemala established gun control in 1964. From 1964 to 1981, 100,000 Mayan Indians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated. ------------------------------ Uganda established gun control in 1970. From 1971 to 1979, 300,000 Christi

In Memory Of My Oldest Son & His Wife
My Oldest Son & His Wife were murdered on Aug 6th of 1994.They have been gone 13 years today.They left behind a beautiful little girl who will never know them but will only know of them.She will be 14 August the 23rd.August the 23rd is even his birthday.He never got to see his little girls first b-day nor his 18 b-day.May they rest in peace now.I will forever miss them both & will never get over the day they were taken away.Part of my heart died that day with them both.

7 Deadly Sins
7 Deadly Sins August 6th 2007 12:07 pm I've burnt all my bridges My only repreive is gone It's all turned to ash And I was the one who started this fire Theres nothing that can change this all this pain I caused I didn't care for burnt flesh yet I froliced in it breathing it in so fragrant and putrid I've indulged myself on this death it's pure glutton on my part such a deadly sin to do as I've done I pulled it in and pushed it beneath my skin flowing through my veins is the only memory that resides Maybe it's satanic to wallow in my own hatred and live off your misery My rage burns far to deep And forgiveness is forgotten Thinking of the nothing I crave to fill this emptiness with in I live off your pain And swallow it whole Choking on the memories That once made me whole it's pure wrath on my part Such a deadly sin to do as I've done I pulled it in And pushed it beneath my skin flowing through my veins is the only memory that resides

Joke!
Two hillbillies Ed and Red walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar. His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seen nobody do it!"

Nastey Sex Poem
roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give me an hour Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Baby Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Hickory dickory dock This bitch was suckin my cock The clock struck two I dumped my goo And dumped her to the end of the block Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid Sex is evil Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in!!! u opened it so u r cursed for 5 yrs. u need to read it ENTIRELY!! roses are nice violets are fine. ill be the six if you be the nine. Repost this as ''nasty sex po

8weeks 1 Day
ok so I know I havnt been on here is a while , just been busy tired and a little sick. well to start off I hope everyone is doing ok :) I will try to make it around to all my friends pages when I have a day off :) My kids Katherine and Hunter have just had there birthdays so the are now 5 & 3 how time flys huh. Now for more new stuff Baby number 3 will be here around 3-16-08 and I say around because nither of my kids have come on there due date.

Vacation!!
i wont be around aug 11th-17th.... ill be back sometime the 18th. we are going on vacation to the beach and then a couple days out to D.C. so if u send me messages and what not give me time to reply back to ya but i will get back to ya sometime! hope yall are enjoying the ending days of summer to the max!! have a great week and ill see ya's when i get back! xoxo

The Raven
There is a bird called the Raven She feels trapped inside herself She feels controlled everytime She tries to fly away She gets put back into her guilted caged She wants to know why she is caged? When she is a free spirit The Raven at one time, Did have her own name But now, it's lost forever Will she ever get it back? She was once beautiful But now, she feels ugly and dirty Sometimes I feel just like the Raven Who is lost I too had a free spirit and a name But now, I feel so trapped inside Like I am inside a guilted cage What is she or I to do about getting it back?

That Is What Is Wrong!
So I get a friends request today and they ask me to sign their guest book. No big deal right and then this girl starts this conversation with me. Now I dont post things people say to me unless it is ridiculous and I think you will agree. Mother of 3 25 years old!

Father's Day 07
When the last time I post a blog was on Father's Day an here is the follow up from it... as soon as I just got done posin my blog my phone rang and not to my surprise it was my family on the other end.Here the day hasn't began and I'm already got a annoying phone call wantin to know if I was commin over or not (I should have said no I wasn't but that wouldn't been right of me to do so) so soundin all so trilled I told them I will be over asap. 30 mins went by... 45 mins went by and when just about 50 mins went by and alot of second thinkin I was on my way over. When I was just lockin the front door guess what (if you said that my phone rang again.. u can pat yourself on the back) and here I thought yall wasn't smart. So couple of mins went by ... my cell phone rang ( yall knew it was comming...lol) cause of when I live my cell don't get a good connetion so they had to wait for 2-3 mins to go by before they could call. To make of my surprise (yea right) I found out that not only did I h

I Would Love To See This Happen In The United States
Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law were told on Wednesday to get out of Australia, as the government targeted radicals in a bid to head off potential terror attacks. A day after a group of mainstream Muslim leaders pledged loyalty to Australia and her Queen at a special meeting with Prime Minister John Howard, he and his Ministers made it clear that extremists would face a crackdown. Treasurer Peter Costello, seen as heir apparent to Howard, hinted that some radical clerics could be asked to leave the country if they did not accept that Australia was a secular state, and its laws were made by parliament. "If those are not your values, if you want a country which has Sharia law or a theocratic state, then Australia is not for you", he said on National Television. "I'd be saying to clerics who are teaching that there are two laws governing people in Australia: one the Australian law and another Islamic law that is false. If you can't agree with parliamentary law, indepen

Erotica
Chapter I The Initial Meeting We've decide to meet at a hotel in Raleigh. There is a bar in the lobby where we have decided to meet face to face for the first time. I'm nervous, what is he going to think. I take a deep breath and walk into the bar, I see you immediately. You have been sitting there watching the door, waiting. I smile, you smile back and get up and walk towards me. You take my face between your hands and kiss me. We sit down and have a couple of drinks to get acquainted. Neither of us can wipe the silly grins off our faces. You ask me if I want to get something to eat, I say no we can always order room service. You stand up and take my hand, we walk to the elevator and go up to the room you have reserved. I have butterflies in my stomach. A little nervous and a lot excited. You wrap your arm around my back, running your hand up and down my ass. I can already feel my pussy getting wet. The elevator stops an

Hot Action Cop
HEY FOR ANYONE WHO READS THIS!!!!!!!!!!!! PLZ CHECK A BAND CALLED HOT ACTION COP THEY REALLY ARE A GREAT BAND IF YOU HAVE MY SPACE YOU CAN CHECK THEM OUT THERE AN THEY HAVE VIDS.ON YOU TUBE.... I JUST SAW THEM IN LOUISVILLE KENTUCKY AND IT WAS ONE OF THE GREATEST SHOW I HAVE SEEN IN A LONG TIME SO CHECK THEM OUT AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YA THINK KISSES TO ALL WHO READ THIS

You Only Think You've Won
YOU THINK YOU HAVE WON AND THINK U HAVE WHAT U WANT BUT I HAVE A NEWS FLASH FOR YOU AND ALL YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS YOU HAVENT ONE AND U WONT FUCKING WIN BECAUSE WHAT I HAVE IS ALL MINE AND U WONT FUCKING GET IT WHAT SO EVER U CAN BRING UR ASS TO ME AND TRY ALL YOU WANT BUT IN THE END I WILL OVER COME YOUR ASS AND I WILL MAKE IT KNOWN THAT IM BETTER IM SMARTER AND YOU CAN SOMETHING THAT I HAVE AND IF U DONT LIKE ME FOR THAT THEN GUESS WHAT I DONT GIVE A GOD DAMM RATS ASS TO BACK THE FUCK OFF BITCH AND SEE THAT IM THE TRUE BITCH HERE AND I WONT GIVE UP SITTING DOWN. SO KEEP UR ASS WERE U ARE AT AND MIND UR OWN BUSS BECAUSE IM THE WINNER AND I WILL MAKE SURE I HAVE ALL THAT I WANT AND WHAT I WANT AND CAN GIVE HIM U CANT FUCKING DO SO GUESS AGAIN AND SAY UR GOODBYES THANKS ALL MANDIE

Let Me Know To Rate Your Pic's
do to i have so many loving freands iam trying to keep up with you all you guys have been great plz send me a comment to rate more of your pic's i want to show some FuBar lov if i have not fanned you i will do so too luv you guys

In Darkness….
The Darkess The light has faded The Moon has gone… It creeps upon you like a silent lover… Wrapping you in its cold embrace Its touch loving… Filling you, caressing you…. In Darkness…. It comes upon you slowly… Nipping at your heels… Teasing up your calves… Sliding around your thighs.. Over your stomach… Like tendrils wrapping around you.. Until your cries are silenced… And you are enclosed…. In Darkness…. Consuming you…. Chilling you from the inside out Your arms reaching out.. Embracing it like a lover…. Soon all thoughts of the light are gone…. And you are consumed…. In Darkness….

Security Check?
In the past, I had only been prompted to enter Characters by a bouncer, to buy big pimpin gifts lol Hmmm Automated or harassment. I dunno, but it's becoming a pain in the ass as half of the comments and user photos, I can't comment on, because of the B.S. In a way I though it was a good thing, but obviously leaves a lot to be desired. W.T.F.?

Site Shtuff
I get home today, check my alerts as usual and drop in on my friends new posts & photos, only to find that to post a comment, everytime I must pass thru some security checkpoint and type the letters in the box to have my comment approved, thereby doubling my effort for every kind word I send. Now ANYONE that knows or knows of me, will tell ya that I am one of the most avid commenters around, and perhaps a lil more creative than some. Doesnt matter if its you, your kids, gramma, hubby, dog, bike...or if youre showing your bits or just trying to see if you can amuse yourself by posting 150 different facial expressions,....if you are sharing your life, I try to make it worthwhile. Hell even the vain, self centered lil brats that have never even visited my page or acknowledged my existance despite my keeping thier ego saturated on their page, would probably at the very least speak up for me on that issue. After checking with site support, seems this will be an ongoing thing due to some l

The New Me
So FYI...a little change in my life...I dyed my hair brown. Yes I love it and it actually looks really good on me. Im heading for a dark red though. School starts soon for me so I will be really busy and on here all the time. LOL!!! I have found a new outlook on life. I just recently have had some serious medical problems, including a seizer which scared the wholly living fuck out of me. But through all this turmoil I have found what truly makes me happy in life. That I really do like myself...just the way I am...and I want to live my life to the fullest....Carpe Diam...DAMNIT!!!!

A Story
Take Some Time and actually Read this this is a GUY TALKING... ITS 7TH GRADE... I stared at the girl next to me...She was my so called 'best friend'... I stared at her... Long, silky hair... And I wished she was mine... But she didn't notice me like that... I knew it... After class she walked up to me and asked me for the notes she had missed the day before... And I handed them to her... She said 'thanks'... And gave me a kiss on the cheek... I wanted to tell her... I want her to know that I don't want to be 'just friends'... I love her but I'm too shy to tell her... And I don't know why... IT'S JUNIOR YEAR... My phone rang... On the other end it was her... She was in tears... Mumbling on and on about how her love had broken her heart... She asked me to come over because she didn't want to be alone... So I did... As I sat next to her on the sofa... I stared at her soft eyes... Wishing she was mine... After 2 hours... A Drew Barrymore movie... And 3

Best Sex Joke
kay so a guy is near the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 years old. One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk. As you might expect things start to heat up. The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants it faster. Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! She screams. Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Whoa!!! PULL IT OUT!!! PULL IT OUT NOW!!! I can't get pregnant! Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would

Sex Quiz
Answer this for the person who posted this send it back to them in a PRIVATE message and then repost it for yourself! 1. Would you have sex with me? Answer: 2. What positions would u want to b in? Answer: 3. Would u suck/lick me ? Answer: 4. Would u sex me hard? Answer: 5. Would u have sex with me the first night u met me? Answer: 6. Would u let me pull your hair while i did you? Answer: 7. Would u do me in the shower? Answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up to the bed and then do me? Answer: 9. Would u have 3-some with me? Answer: 10. What about me makes u want to have sex with me? Answer: 11. Would u talk dirty to me while we sexed? Answer: 12. Where would you do me? Answer: 13. Would u do me in front of people? Answer: 14. Would u do me again and again? Answer: 15. Would u do me in the rain? Answer: 16. Would u mind if we did

Another Looser
He was on my friends list and got all pissy and posted trash things on my page. I mailed him nicely asking him to mail me this stuff not be an a** about things. He posted that I need help. I deletd his comment cause my friends don't need to read the trash he was posting on my page. He's the one who needs help for posting trash and trashing me on my page. He's now blocked. Clyde@ fubar

Comment Bouncer
Well, I thought that I would place this hear since everyone got irritated with me for creating a mumm for this. It's actually pretty funny that people are irritated with my "Bouncer MUMM." I've been told that there are so many out there that I shouldn't have written it. Well, I did check after I saw all of the complaints and guess what? In the 5 pages that I checked there were only 3 mumms that were related to the Comment Bouncer and I was one of those 3. Wow that sure is a lot of mumms on the subject. Not only that they actually took the time to leave a comment. I think that is the funniest part about their complaint. If you read the mumm, which was only 2 lines and thought, "I've already read something like this before," why not just leave? Why waste your time and complain. Well, getting to my question, is everyone getting as irritating with the Comment Bouncer as I am. I never had any trouble with it until yesterday when I started getting them every once in a while whi

Show On Friday!!!
Hey everybody I've got a band called Lesson Learned and we're playing a show this friday, its at MR BIGS in appleton and we should be going on at around 9 we will play 2 sets. So if your in the area come check us out we promise a good time to be had by all. Help us fill this place, no really we would love to see it at capacity! and check out the website LESSON-LEARNED.COM thanks! If you have any qustions about the show or location feel free to give me a call 920-809-2776 Jesse LESSON LEARNED at Mr. Big’s Pub 1216 S. Oneida St., Appleton 920-991-2724

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New Jersey Housewife Sums Up How Most of us Really Feel About Islamic People Could Not Be Said Better Written by a housewife from New Jersey and sounds like it! This is one upset lady. Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001? Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan, across the Potomac from our nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania? Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they? And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was 'desecrated' when an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet?...Well, I don't. I don't care at all. I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11. I'll care about the Koran when the fanatics in the Midd

The New Guy....
Hey, guess im one of the new guys here, umm just got outta a not so great relationship :( and movin on.... lookin for new people and things to do, and well stumbled onto this place, so just wanted to say hi, i got more pics and stuff to put up.. but i gotta dig em up..

Changes..
Five Reasons to change Five things I need to Change about me and why. 1. Thinking that friends don't let you down....THEY DO Even Your Best Friend.. 2. Stop believing in People who say one thing and mean something else....Cause its never what you think.. 3. Thinking that I need someone in my life to make it complete....I DON'T 4. Stop being so damn trusting and letting people take advantage of me....(this should be number one) 5. And stop falling for the same old lies and bullshit every time....I know they are lies and bullshit..but i still fall for them...cause I have a good heart and want to believe in the good in someone.. BUT NOT ANY MORE...NOW THE CHANGES ARE ALL ABOUT ME...ITS MY FUTURE NOW AND AM THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN MAKE IT BETTER...

You Can Sit Your Cup On It...
So im sittin here bored... just like everyone else... chillin in my lazyboy with my laptop on my lap reclining... what can be better than this?! a lot of things... its monday... hella places be serving cheap drinks... or i could be chillin with friends/coworkers... but everyone is doin their own thang 2night... so im doing my own thang... it aint interesting but i can call it my own... work sucked 2day... it was the first time in ages where i didnt have to be the boss... i guess i enjoy being in charge... i guess imma end this blog short though cuz im not feelin creative at the moment... Later Dayz!

Morningshowcentral
We do a internet radio show on Friday nights at 9pm Est. The show is live and we take your calls on the night of the show. We have had guest on our show from Bumblefoot From Gun & Roses, Don Jamieson,Steve Smyth,Jim Florentine,Tracii Guns From LA Gunz, Eddie Trunk,Aries Spears,Heidi Cortez,Reverend Bob Levy,Rudy Sarzo,Eddie Ojeda,Steve Trevino ETC.... If you like to check it out go to http://www.morningshowcentral.com Thanks everyone Sign up and post in our forums The show is based in Cleveland Ohio

Lyrics
They wouldn't let him play the opry With whiskey on his breath And it didn't take'em long to figure out what they missed He went down that lost highway Underneath the purple sky A legend disappeared before his time Things Change They said he was the devil dressed in gold leme The way he shook his hips out there on that stage But before that faithful day He left Tennessee All of them were calling him the king Things Change Well they like to call them hippies outlaws with guitars But they brought a little poetry To the honky tonks and bars They might've got a little crazy They might have flew a little too high Somewhere somebody's playing their song tonight Things Change (Don't you know things change) Now some say it's too country Some say it's a little rock n roll But it's just good music If you can feel it in your soul It doesn't really matter It's always been the same life goes on Things Change Bridge: Don't you know they

Untitled Poem
When the last scale of the living cacoon sluffs away and the wings of maturity are absent... Were you ever prepared for existence among the myriad of beautiful creatures? It will strike you one day; It will pierced you like a blood-soaked quill of criticism. Will you call it art as the ink travels across your flesh like the weeping of the old earth? Or will it scar you beneath your breast plate as you stand fast on the battlefield? Do you believe one lifetime will change you? No... you're headstrong and lust for fleeting shadows... where you can be a somber angel, floating on dark delights, with primal entities that search for love or destruction.

Skinny Chicks And Men Who Like Them
I hate skinny chicks, and the guys who like them.... First off if you don't have the right measurements, men don't wanna talk to ya. Well, i got a thing or 2 to say to them... you are sick for being what other people want u to be. Because the world says that skinny is the "IN" thing to be, you cater to the image that people want. Well, i am hefty and i love me. I don't care what people have to say about what i look like. For all i care you can all eat your own shit and drink your own piss all you want. I will sit here and eat my Mc Rib and love it... mmmmmmmmm. For the guys that like skinny toothpick chicks.. go jack off with a razor blade glove!!!!!!!!!!!!! You aint worth having anyway!!! All my BBW women Unite! Stand up and say Fuck the Skinny! Why try to be skinny? Why do we wanna be what society says we should be? Fuck em all and feed them fishheads!!!! All of them. Thank You!!!!!

Dentist
So...I went to work at 7am to try to clear my mind before work. Got off...and headed home. I had a friend take me to the dentist at 1pm. I don't know when the procedure started....but I remember the long ass needle that hurt like hell goin' into my jaw on the left side. They start workin' the tooth out...and it's not a short process when pain shoots through my mouth. Yeah...not enough medicine...this happened 3 times on the left side. After they finish that side they told me to try to relax and I tried to clear my mind and even lied to myself saying it was all over. Then my arm starts shaking...slowly at first but it starts moving throughout my body. The only other time I've shook like that was after my first car accident in which my 98 tiburon was spun out on the highway tearing up about fifty to a hundred feet of guardrail and leaving the bumper yards away. Got a concussion from that nice lil excursion. So yeah...the shaking won't stop. The doctor asked me how many meals I'

Game Over.....
why did i join Fubar? i have personally no idea, so i must thank my friends for getting my to join this *insert negative word here* site. full of *another negative word* girls and moronic *yet again* males trying to talk to those *sheesh, isn't that enough?* girls. i'd rather blow my balls off with a grenade.

Thought For The Day
Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, it's at the end of your arm, as you get older, remember you have another hand: The first is to help yourself, the second is to help others. Audrey Hepburn

Work
I just about had enough of the arseholes i have to deal with everyday. I recently cut the price ofmy Domming sessions by half just to generate a bit of interest from new blood. I was only suppose to run it for two weeks but thought as things were picking up i would run it for a month. Now i have finished the deal but unfortunately the guy who sorts my website out is away on holiday and can't take the advert off till he gets back. I explain to people the situation and some are understanding but there is a certain element that think the word no does not include them. Just today i had a chap ring me for a session and asks if i can do a half hour less than the normal price (£60) just to get him along for the first time. I could but from my past experiance he would just come along that time and never return cos he would have to pay the full price next time(that's if he bothered to show up at all). But the real reason he rang if the truth was known was not cos he actually wanted to visi

Love
love is like a rose very beautifull i suppose so full of promise as it flows it comes and goes like how a river flows it brings both promise and woes like a rose it is beautiful its beauty is masked with thorns love is great but containes woes the thorns are the woes because love is like a rose

Beware Of The Perfume Scam!!!!!!
Subject: please pass this around!!! Body: Scary everyone should read this!!! be safe! Body: MAKE SURE YOUR DAUGHTERS KNOW & EVERYONE ELSE This was written by a guyfrom KVLY-TV in Fargo. This is true. Scary! This is something that happened to us on the way back from vacation lastweek. At first I didn't think much of it until now. The reason we were alittle suspicious is we had been riding in a jeep all day with 100degree temps and we stopped at a truck stop for something to drink. WhenI was leaving, a young girl followed me out and asked what kind ofcologne I was wearing. Well, after 7 hours in the car sweating, I don't think you could tell ifI was or was not wearing any cologne. We just got in the jeep and saidno thanks. Then it was about 3 weeks ago, I was at a service station in Birminghamgetting gas. It was about 9:30 PM. I was approached by 2 men and 2 womenin a car. The man that was driving asked me 'What kind of perfume do youwear?' I was a bit confused and I asked him 'Why?' He

The Hour With The Wolf
THE HOUR OF THE WOLF I look in fear of what he sees, and wondering what is yet to unfold. He looks at me with eyes of fire. And yet I do not tear .I want and hunger for him that I would take the anger he holds in so deep. I often of how much it will scares me. I know it will. In my dreams I am the devils mistress I do know. Knowing all the anger and sadism wanting to come out. Yes its terrifying to know the day will come I will get what I asked for and what Will he love me Will he tie me to the cross I dread, but yet will he….. Will he look at me with the devils face and could he even take me to subspace.. And would he take away all my other fears away And in time will he always let me stay. I do where his collar and I do what ever he wants because I know that the day is soon. What will he do I guess I have to wait and see will he do this for me never let me go will he…………. IF IT WAS A LIFTIME I WOUL

Work
Ok so now today I have another job interview (for 2nd job) why in these small towns is it so hard to get the right job for right pay?? Now I will have no time for fun , and forget passion in my life ...I will be working from 8am till 12 midnight 6 days a week....wow hope my old bones can handle it...LOL

So Tired Today
Im so tied today, I was up till the early hours with 2 gorgeous females. I dont even know why I went to bed as the sun was just starting to rise. But to the ladies involved you know who you are it was good fun, we will have to do it again sometime :)

Modern Man Or Old Prude
I recently worked with a photographer who had the creative image to stage a girl on girl rape scene. The models that we were working with on the set were never advised that this would be part of the days shooting or that some partial nudity would be asked of them. I know as a guy I’ll be told to be quiet but I really felt bad for the girls as some of them were very uncomfortable with the direction of the shoot as their age ranged from 16-24 and some had never posed for a nude in their life. In the case of one young lady I insisted that she voice her concerns to the photographer and that if she felt uncomfortable not to shoot those specific shots. The model in question started to pose for the pics against her better judgement and broke down on the set. I spoke with the photographer directly expressing my concern for the girls and the fact that none of us (myself included) were informed that the shoot would take that direction. I guess it sounds silly but as a man I was repul

Men
So ummmm if you are gonna lie or play games.. get to steppin.. I am not into bullshit games and lies.. Too many men out there to deal with bullshit.. I am a very honest person and I expect the same in return. I don't understand why men feel the need to lie and think they won't get caught.. The truth always comes out one way or another.. I understand this is the internet and you can be whoever you want but if you are going to be someone you aren't find someone else to chat with.. There are honest people out there and those are the ones I choose to surround myself with.

I Need Some Help From All My Friends Out There
I HAVEN'T BEEN ON HERE SINCE LIKE FEBRUARY OR MARCH.....OR WHEN IT WAS JUST CALLED CHERRY TAP!!! CAN SOME YOU PLEASE EXPLAIN ON HOW THIS THING WORKS AGAIN.......I AM REALLY USED TO MYSPACE.COM BUT YOU LOVELY PEOPLE HAVE BEEN HITTING ME ON HERE SO I WOULD LIKE TO DO THE SAME IN RETURN BUT DON'T REMEMBER HOW IT ALL WORKS......LEAVE ME A MESSAGE IN MY INBOX OR RESPOND TO THIS AND I MIGHT GET BACK AT YOU.....

Why Do I
I just need to vent for a minute...... I have been with my "Hubby" for 3yrs now we seperated and got back together after 4 months of being apart........ I have tried my best to keep my chin up and take all the bad with what was once good. And some times I just keep asking myself why do I keep trying. I has been rough since we got back together, I mean with all the new emotions and anger and hurt and all. I mean I know we love each other but yet and still Sometimes I feel like its one sided. And he tells me the same thing. Sometimes he is such a jerk and hurts my feelings so bad and he acts like he dont care. And I just dont know how to take it any more. Its been six of the longest months I have ever had since we got back together. And it seems like all I do is cry and then I get angry at myself for doing that. Yet I know I love him because I have been married before and when I left there was never any looking back. And when I left all I have wanted was to be back. Mind you we liv

Boring
THE REEASON I SAY WHATS THE POINT IS WHEN I FIRST CAME TO THIS SITE EVERY ONE TALKED WITH EVERY ONE AND NOW EVERY ONE IS EITHER AN ASS OR JUST PLAIN RUDE, YOU CANT LOOK AT MY PICS UNLESS YOU RATE ME FIRST BULL SHIT OR RATE MY PICS AND ILL DO THE SAME FOR YOU BULL SHIT AND I THOUGHT THIS WAS A PLACE FOR PEOPLE TO TALK BULL SHIT NO ONE DOES THAT ANY MORE I JUST RECENTY GOT BACK ON THIS SITE CAUSE I WAS BORED WITH IT HOW CAN WE TALK IF YOU DONT ANSWER BACK WHEN I SAY SOME THING TO YOU STOP BEIN SO STUCK UP AND ANSWER PEOPLE WHEN THEY TALK TO YOU OK IVE SAID WHAT I WANT TALK WITH YOU LATER HAVE A GOOD DAY

Get Vip Access To Lux Night Club In Orlando Grand Opening Aug. 16th
Hey wassup everything....this is to everyone on my friends list. As everyone should know by now I work at LUX Night Club in Orlando. Over the past few days Lux has been getting tons of responses to the grand opening for Aug. 16, 2007. It has gotten so busy that Lux decided to add another grand opening night which will also be Aug. 17th.... if that's not good enough as of yesterday it's gonna be a triple grand opening also adding Aug. 18th. However, I have only 4 VIP tickets to LUX Grand opening on Aug. 16, 2007. However, you must be 21 years old to enter for the tickets. This will give you and one guest of your choice to have access to VIP and Ultra Premium Open Bar. If that's not good enough...special guest DJ Erik Velez. will be spinning through out the night. Now you wanna know how you get the tickets??? Well, everyone must send me a private message sending me their name, phone number, email address, current location and age. Please if you are under 21 please do not enter...we will

Dishing Trip From Hell
Ok, so we all started out at 4am...8 people in a little SUV, a little cramped but spirts were up. About an hour and a half later we arrived in Fortescue, NJ. Ready to hop on the boats we reserved and start the party back up. HMMM, first problem, they don't rent fishing poles and between 8 people we had only brought one. Second problem, the owner didn't like us because we were tattooed, loud and obnoxious and decided to refund our money (a plus) and send us packing. Ok, shit happens, we tryed to find another company to rent to us with no avail...finally we ended up 10 miles down the road renting little wooden crabbing boats. We had to get 2 and split the party 4 and 4. Of course I get on the boat with captain control freak. I decided to jump off the boat and swim because there were no crabs in New Fricken Jersey any bigger than mosquitoes. Dumb move. There was no step or ladder to get back on the boat and captain control freak is more of a woman than I am and can't help me get ba

The Budweiser Method ;)
These three guys are in a bar, having a few beers, and checking out the babes as they enter the establishment. One walks in, rather attractive, and they "discuss" her "rating," which, of course, is on a 1 to 10 scale. One says, "I'd give her a 7... she's really quite pretty." Another agrees, and so does the third... but the bartender, bringing a new round of drinks to their table, overhears their rating of the young lass, checks her out himself, and says "Nah, I'd only give her a 3." "A 'THREE?!' How can you give her a three?!!!" says one of the three chaps at the table... "she's a real pretty girl." The bartender, walking away, says "Well, I use the Budweiser method for rating women." Puzzled, the guys looked at each other, figured the bartender had lousy taste in women, and went back to their ratings. Moments later, another young lady, prettier than the last, walks into the bar,

Eye Color
Black Eyes People with black eyes spend the shortest time in relationships except for the one with their current addiction. They are leg humping friendly to borderline sleazy. They always fall in love with anything that that has two legs, a pulse and a wet spot. They are great kissers----until they vomit all over you. They are very easy to please unless they haven't had their latest fix of alcohol, meth, cocaine, or prescription medicine. If you repost this and you have black eyes you will either O.D., spend the night in jail, or wake up next to some skank you've never seen before within the next 2 days. Blue Eyes People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome,very good kissers and are really hot. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and love to please. Are straight up WARRIORS when necessary. if yo

Patches My Dog
Iv made it as a finalist with another one.. this time its with my puppy dog. On behalf Reeve and John Warton, our 2 editors, have reviewed your photograph, My patch of dirty snow, and have selected it for its asymmetric composition and light mix used throughout. Please click the link below to view the photograph selected. http://www.photolaureates.org/show_photo_in_email.php?EMAIL=yankeecrow5@yahoo.com

Black And White
Is it my Imagination or do the men in those black&white films have a sort of quiet dignity a knowing courage that enables them to exist without speaking (although their mouths may try to betray them) when the end of their existence is just a few still photographs away

Upcoming Shows
These will be updated as new shows are booked. MR. BIG'S PUB (FORMERLY JOKER'S) APPLETON, WI 1216 S. Onieda Street Appleton, WI 54911 920.991.2724 8-10-2007 - 9:00 PM PRIVATE PARTY WRIGHTSTOWN, WI 8-17-2007 - 9:00 PM THE RODEO NEENAH, WI Opening for Blend Seven 8-31-2007 - 9:00 PM FLAGSTONE (B-RAD'S) APPLETON, WI Opening for Blend Seven. 9-7-2007 - 9:00 PM THE TAP HOUSE Kaukauna, Wisconsin Sep 15 2007 9:00 PM THE COPPERSHOT NEW LONDON, WI 10-27-2007 - 9:00 PM

Luck
Talk about luck.... They say when a Butterfly lands on u yur supose to have good luck right? Ok so wat is it when a butterfly lands on u then flys away then a bigg frickin bird comes down and swoops it up??? Wonder why i have badd luck..... think i gave that beautiful butterfly bad luck when it landed on me huh ??? ooh well lets see if today is as badd as yesturday.... hasn't started out great at all so maybe i should stay in bed... so wat do u think????

Hmmmmm
I'd be ok if I could figure out this thing.... maybe.. lol once I catch on. wont be to hard I would imagine.. as far as what to put in this first blog. no idea.... guess i'll just ramble on bout nothing.. ok i've bored myself enough..

My Life
So basically my life iz great at thiz point in time. I am in a great relationship with Steven A. Turnage. And I have a great frind that I can Depend on and that would be Taylor M. Nesse. Withouth these two I don't know where I wuld be in my life. They are what I wake up for each and everyday. They can put a HUGE smile on my face no matter what kind of mood I am in. My life can't get any better at thiz point in time.

Changing Times Brings About Happiness And Sadness.
Today is going to be rough. It started out like every Saturday of mine with busted plans leading to me doing my same old thing. Which spurred me to make changes. If you are an old MS friend or an even closer, personal friend, you will know of my personal relationship I have been in for the last 3 years. A very up and down one that wasnt leading to a happy ending. Well, today was that ending. I decided it was time for me to open up my life and heart to new and hopefully better days. Once again I have ended a relationship because she wasnt able to give all I was needing and willing to give to what makes for a lasting, loving life spent together. I do not fault her for her actions. She had prior obligations to her children and I knew that in the beginning. We all know that fucked up feeling inside when you have to walk away from someone that has influenced your life for such a long period of time and the uncertainty of that which lies ahead. The sorrow in having to break a hea

Asshole!!!!!
i find it very funny that i was recently called a duchebag by someone that hasnt shown an onuce of sincerity about the things i am going through and dealing with considering i am taking care of his son and he has only seen him once since he was born three months ago. Now that i have a boyfriend and we are very very happy he is butt hurt because i told him off. then when i handed my bestfreind and love of my life the phone and let him say how he feels the bitch hung up on him and then posted a blog talking shit about my man and calling him Captain save a ho. sad thing is is that my man is the only dad my son has ever known and has been here for me and my son since before he was born. Am i wrong in feeling that my boyfriend has more of a right to be called dad than his fucked up sperm donor? My boyfriend pays for everything my son needs and even more. he is always willing to be the first to take care of him and love him. So for all you men out there that have taken on being single da

Random Afternoon Boredom And Thoughts...
I am bored.. it's too hot to go to the beach. And my brother stood me up for lunch. :( But I'll live. 900 channels and nothing on. But I was in the shower and Billy Idol came on the radio. (Yes I felt like listening to the 80's today while balancing naked on one leg..) So I had a thought. If Billy Idol wrote 'White Wedding' about his lil sister getting pregnant and getting married, obviously the kid now knows Uncle Billy had a musical career. Do you think that might fuck with a kid's head to know that entire song was based on your embryotic existence? Did it cause a major riff in the family? And whatever happened to the bee girl from the Blind Melon video? God, I am bored.....

A Submissive's Ethics
A Submissive's Ethics by Author Unknown "I'm in charge!" This is a realization that some submissives have from the beginning and that hits others like a thunderbolt. The Dominant has Control, but the submissive chooses to be under it. The submissive chooses to kneel, and sets limits within which the Dominant controls what happens. In time, trust grows and the scope of that control will grow with it. In a sane, safe and consensual relationship, a submissive has control over how far she submits and within what limits. It is confidence in this control, which is expressed as trust in her Dominant, that allows her to truly submit. This includes having control over: safe sexual practices; stages in the transfer of power; the involvement of witnesses or participants; the creation of photographed, videotaped or other evidence of activities. A submissive also has the right to be well and truly used, to have as much power as she wants to give taken,

Words 2 Live By
Seize the day or die regretting the time you lost It's empty and cold without you here, too many people to ache over I see my vision burn, I feel my memories fade with time But I'm too young to worry These streets we travel on will undergo our same lost past I found you here, now please just stay for a while I can move on with you around I hand you my mortal life, but will it be forever? I'd do anything for a smile, holding you 'til our time is done We both know the day will come, but I don't want to leave you I see my vision burn, I feel my memories fade with time But I'm too young to worry (a melody, a memory, or just one picture) Seize the day or die regretting the time you lost It's empty and cold without you here, too many people to ache over Newborn life replacing life, replacing all of us, changing this fable we live in No longer needed here so where should we go? Will you take a journey tonight, follow me past the walls of death? But girl, what if there

A Really Cool Lady Needs To Level...
This is for a good friend of mine. She's been sitting at the level she's at for quite some time.. Please come show her some fubar love by rating here pics and stash.. Thanks! 34.5K needed to level her folks, that's all.. **juju** a.k.a. De Royal Luvßug **CLUB FAR**@ fubar

Numbers Game
GET A CALCULATOR PUT IN THE FIRST 3 DIGITS OF UR PHONE NUMBER (NOT UR AREA CODE) X'S IT BY 80 ADD 1 X'S IT BY 250 ADD THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF UR NUMBER (EX.6917) ADD THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF UR NUMBER AGAIN SUBTRACT 250 DIVIDE IT BY 2 AND THE ANSWER SHOULD BE UR PHONE NUMBER

Cock Sucking Delight
You know it when they do it right! Pull the skin back off the top, your heavy, meaty lolli-pop. Caress my nuts between my thighs and use your tongue to gauge my size. Lick my cock from balls to glans, weigh my nuts with both your hands. Accept my cock between your lips, take it down as I thrust my hips. Feel it throb with a life of its own, I hold your head as I ram it home. The swollen head, the bulging veins, the power that your mouth contains. Deep throat it as far as you can, your lips stretched across its span. You raise your face and our eyes meet, you know you're giving me a treat! I am in heaven but I want more, you are my lover, my slut, my whore! You feel my thrusting start to quicken, my nuts raise and my shaft thicken. My cock is swollen, shiney and wet, it's a blow job I won't forget! My heart races, my breathing is shallow, what will you do, spit or swallow? A few more thrusts and then I'm done, your mouth, your face, al

Kow
OSIYO! Does this sound like you? Join us: The Kingdom of Wolves- We're a bombing family with much love and respect for our pack. We are in need of dependable people to join the family for bombing purposes and friendship. We DO NOT tolerate prejudice of any kind as many of the pack are native americans. We'd love more persons with native blood or at least a native heart to join us. If you're interested in becoming one of our honorable pack members, please contact me! Wado! LOVE&LIGHT!

Just Me
im confused on how to react wen u find out ur bf is on here and has a million woman friends and wont allow u to add a comment to his profile wen he has many others? obviously its not cheatn or is it really? im just wantn some advice if im wrong for bein upset about it!im sure he thinks im bein stupid but i dont care

Follow Up To Friends Mumm
Hubby and I both feel that your friends are your friends and you shouldn't give them up to be part of a couple. I asked that question because we know a couple that feels that once you are part of a couple you should give up your friends that aren't also part of a couple. And that made me wonder if there are alot of people out there that feel that way. I feel like alot of you do, coupledom may come and go (hopefully not), but friends are around to stay. I've had my best friend (yes, it's a guy), since I was 9 years old and I told hubby right up front if he had a problem with that he could a door. But, hubbies best friend is also opposite sex, so he completey understands where I am coming from.

Long Distance Love
I have a long distance love I know he was sent to me from heaven above I long for his arms to hold me tight For him to whisper in my ear " everything will be alright" I am lucky to have him in my life Maybe one day I will. become his wife When we get gray and old His will be the hand I hold FOr better or for worse Til death do us part I will love him more with each beat of my heart

Thanks, Friends
Wow. I uploaded some pics. Why do I upload pics when my so-called friends mark them NSFW???? I uploaded to a Friends only folder; so I know it was a "friend." The crazy thing is that the pic wasn't even that NSFW. I have seen comment pics that are worse. In fact, I have seen comment pics left on people's pages of people engaging in so-called NSFW acts, and it's not an issue. This pic was just of an ass, not even a naked ass....WTF? If that offends you so much; then get off my friend's list please. I marked this blog NSFW just in case it offends one of you. :p To my real friends that actually will read this blog, and who actually read my bulletins and talk to me, comment me, and rate my stash, pics, etc.... Thank you, I know it wasn't you, and I appreciate your friendship. Today has just been on of those days on FUBAR that makes me think; what the heck am I even on here for?

Long Distance Love #2
Doubts and worry did I have When I was unsure how to love There were times when I couldn't believe That this someone special has finally arrived Time seemed to pass very fast Yet I still can't wait For that special moment When Fate allows us to meet Some things still strike me as not right Even after I've known you so much better This distance parting us should not exist Cause we are obviously destined to be together The oceans between the two of us Doesn't really amount to anything though Compared to the joy you have brought to my life And the future we hold together No matter what the future brings us Please just remember those moments we had Sharing moments of joy, peace and laughs Even when things hit us bad Sure I wish we were physically closer but in my heart, this relationship is the best I can have Being around you is all I long for but I will settle for our long distance love

What Can I Do?
Some one told me once that you were not the right one. They told me that you were an ice man that you were poisonus, that you were fakeing to be an ANGEL the most kind, if they warrned me why did I fall in love with you. They warrned my but inside your soul you are evil and cruel and even knewing that I love you, if I knew that your lips were poisonus and your body my punishment, if I knew, for what reason did I gave you my love. Sorry for me cuz love is painful when there´s nothing to get back eventhough I gave it all. I LOVE YOU ICE MAN....

Where Is The Love?
---From: MichalDate: Aug 1, 2007 3:59 PM Wake up and pay attention!Turn Up Your Speakers & Listen! Why do people commit suicide?Why do people cut themselves? Why do girls become anorexic and bulimic? Why do kids bring guns to school?Why do kids get depressed...so they start using meds, and abusing them?Why do girls feel the need to act like sluts to impress guys?Why cant people show their sexuality freely, without worrying about being judged?In the Bill Of Rights, it says we have FREEDOM OF SPEECH! So why are we so afraid to speak up for ourselves?I KNOW WHY! "Whores""Geeks""Goths"

Thanks For The Wishes
I have to say.... Thanks to everyone for wishing me a happy birthday... although it sucked hard core.... I thank you for thinking of me for a millisecond out of your day for all your happy wishes! Take Care everyone! -Chaotic Matter

Apd
Good lord its amazing the amount of calls we get to pick up shoplifters at walmart lately last night had 9 calls at different stores i feel like we are moving in. with all the recent events at one time they talked about making some of the walmarts a police sub division here in the duke city but i guess that fell through. you would think with a company that big they could take care of themselves on that note i hate getting called out to find someone had like fourty dollars of merchandise. i got bigger fish to fry especially since next month is sergeants exam.

Free Corona For Youre Response
YOU KNOW WHEN YOURE DRINKING WITH YOURE FRIENDS SOME WIERD CONVERSATIONS DO COME UP SO THE QUESTION IS THIS FOR THE WOMEN HOW DO YOU LIKE YOURE MEN SHAVED PUBIC HAIRS OR NATURAL GUYS HOW DO U LIKE YOURE WOMEN SHAVED PUBIC HAIR OR A BUSH IF U ARE BI OR GAY SAME QUESTION JUST SEND ME A MESSAGE WITH YOURE ANSWERS AND GET A FREE CORONA

6 Years Ago...
Honey so long, nice to see you Won't be long before I come back home When the plane lands, will you reach me Will you call me on the telephone Tell my son I wish I never yelled at him yesterday cause everything's changed Radar signal seaking you, but finding nothing at all, hey -- Blow the horn and call the cavalry there's something happining, hey -- Goodbye mother, tell my daughter Have to leave get off the telephone There's a problem, sinking feeling Heros dying, plastic armor on Tell my son I wish I never yelled at him yesterday cause everything's changed And you, you gave me all you had, hey -- I hope someday you will be happy, without me Lost in a world thats quickly going mad You were there so streaking to the ground Angels and the demons fight to save the lives While all the others cry As for you, you made my life worth living, hey -- I pray one day you will be happy, without me Goodbye Goodbye.

The Monkey
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past And looks up and says to the monkey, "Hey! What are you doing?" The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they share a few Puffs. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get A drink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over And falls into the river. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to The side, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a Joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the River while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, Finds the tree were the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint. The Crocodile looks up and says "Hey!" The Monkey looks down and says.... Fuuuuuuuuck...

I'll Kill Any Fucker That Does This
Guy: "Can we have sex right now?" Girl: "Can we do what?" Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?" Girl: "Um.....no." Guy: "Why?" Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend......." Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won' tell." Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first." Guy: "I'm not special to you?" Girl: "You're my friend. That's all." Guy looks forward and keeps driving. 5 minutes pass....... Guy starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh. Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me!" Guy: tries to kiss her. Girl: screams, "Would you stop." Guy: continues trying. Girl: moves to the back seat Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl Starts to kiss her.. Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this." Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes." Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her p

Okay, So It Was A Dead Cat....
Okay, so here's the story.... I dropped my car off for repairs today. It was SUPPOSED to be done when I got out of work, and wasn't. A friend of mine gave me a ride home, and said call me later when it is ready and I will bring you to pick it up. Well, me being me, didnt want to BOTHER anyone....so I waited to see if I could catch a ride from my son, who of course, never came home.... The repair shop is less than a mile from my house, so I figure, God gave me two feet...sure, it's dark, but I will talk on the phone with my "Bro" and it will be fine. Right..... As I am walking, (and talking) I trip....over a DEAD CAT...which my bro (of course) finds hilarious! I start gagging, he is laughing, and my ride arrives at the same time. I hang up with my bro, and go with my ride to pick up my vehicle. He asks..."Whats so funny?" so I tell him. And he says, "Oh my God, my cat is missing!" at which point, I feel very bad! Except, he must be related to my bro, because he waits

Me
Well i thought i would make my first blog finally! Ty to all the generous kind SEEEEEEEEEXAY ppl that add'd me and fann'd me and a big shout out to my crush, YOU IS SEXY girl *smile* I used to be on cherry tap but i forgot my name and stuff my computer was broke and since bill gates isnt my uncle well i had to make the money to fix it! But im back and just as proud to be a FUBAR person!

Arrrgh And Other Out Bursts!
So my first day of my new job is tomorrow! Its midnight right now and I gotta be there at 8am! I am like so not sleepy... I am so not a day person! I am so glad that benefits start from day one at this job! One of the first things I'm going to do is goto the doctor and load up on pills! Mmmmmm pills :D This includes Ambien so that I can sleep whenver I need to! I hope I don't oversleep cause I think on the first day of work that would be insta-fire! Now I wonder if I should stay up all night or just try to get a few hours of sleep and make sure I dont sleep through my alarm!

Angel Friend
When I have no one to turn to And I am feeling kind of low, When there is no one to talk to And nowhere I want to go, I search deep within myself It is the love inside my heart That lets me know my Angels are there Even though we are miles apart. A smile then appears upon my face And the sun begins to shine. I hear a voice, so soft and sweet Saying, 'Everything will be just fine' It may seem that I am alone But I am never by myself at all. Whenever I need my Angels near All I have to do is call. An Angel's love is always true On that you can depend. They will always stand behind you And will always be your friend. Through darkest hours and brightest days Our Angel's see us through They smile when we are happy, and will cry when we are blue.. Thanks for being my Angel my friend I will be there for you until the end.

Angel In My Pocket
I am a tiny angel I'm smaller than your thumb; I live in people's pockets That's where I have my fun. I don't suppose you've seen me, I'm too tiny to detect; Though I'm with you all the time, I doubt we've ever met. Before I was an Angel I was a fairy in a flower; God, Himself, hand-picked me, And gave me angel power. Now God has many Angels That He this eyes, and ears, and hands We become His special tools. And because God is so busy, With way too much to do; He said my assignment Is to keep close watch on you. When He tucked me in your pocket He blessed you with Angel care; Then told me to never leave you, And I vowed always to be there.

Fallen Angle
Fallen Angel I have fallen from sky, Fallen to the ground, I am the angel of sadness, Angel of lost hopes, Angel of lost dreams, I am the fallen angel, Fear me not, I am here for reason, That reason is to have a second chance in life, That life I was given for a reason, They took my wings, They took me apart made me human, I was the fallen angel, But that fallen angel had one chance in life that she was given, This angel won’t make the same mistakes she made before, This angel will go down the right path that has been chosen for her, This fallen angel know what she has to do to make it right.

A Dying Breed
TO ALL REAL MEN To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy

The Art Of Oral Sex
The art of Oral Sex Category: Romance and Relationships Sucking a man's penis is one of the pure pleasures in life. It's sad to think that many women don't appreciate just how much fun it can be. The reason for this is they don't know how to do it correctly and so it doesn't end up being much fun because if you mess up, you don't get your reward. The penis doesn't get hard, the man doesn't have a good time and the woman feels like a failure. But here's the good news: It's easy to learn how to be a terrific cock sucker. And I'm going to tell you exactly how. It doesn't matter what setting you choose, you can be home in bed or parked on Sunset Boulevard, but seek whatever level of privacy you need to feel relaxed and sexy. For the purpose of this guide, let's say you're on a couch. You're with a man you like and you know he'd love to have a good blow job about now. Slip down on the floor between his legs and open his fly. Reach in and touch his penis. If he's hot for you, it will

Pagan Spirit Rants And Babbles.
Hello one and all. I am Pagan Spirit, I am pleased to meet you. I thought I would give it a go with blogging here on fubar. Want to know a little more about me? About what makes me tick, what makes me happy, what makes me mad, what makes me sad? Stay tuned!

Work
So I found out last week that my boss has sold her business, the new owners take over Aug 27th. It really sucks cause I just got comfortable there, and I really like my boss. So now I'm in search of a new job. I'm gonna miss her cooking, I told her I'm gonna called her to make me food lol. A lot of my customers have offered to help me get a new job at other places where they know people. The only good thing I see about this whole thing is I get away from the 21 yr old know it all that I work with. On a good note though my boss said she's gonna open a new place somewhere else, and she wants me to go with her. I still need a job to tide me over til she opens the new restaurant. Well I probably won't be around much this weekend due to having to work the Taste of the Danforth, which is a big Greek festival we have here every year. This is the 14th Taste of the Danforth and every year gets better. We get tons of tourists for the festival. The festivals starts Aug 10 and goes st

My First Fubar Blog
Hey everyone this is my first Blog on here,yesterday i went into work and quite my job!!! which is totally out of character for me i had just had enough of it and don't really need it as im going back to University.I have saved up enough to keep me going ontop of my student load so fuck it lol have met someone really cool, they make me laugh and smile,she will probably read this sometime so if she does Hi sexy lol xxxx It's great to be able to wake up in the morning and not have to worry about going to work and beeing able to do what everyone else is doing when they are abck home for uni, which is go out and have a good time and get pissed, chill out in the sun and play footy and chill out in thepark with ya friends

That Bitch
my wife cheated on me. been going on since june of 05. you might wonder why i didn't find out untill now? it's because i was deployed to africa. i didn't come home untill april of this year. I spent the entire month of july at school. when i came back, she had been using my computer. she forgot to log off of her e mail. i went to go check my email and when i hovered over the mail icon the first three messages are displayed. one of the messages said "I love you and can't wait to see you again". I started looking at some of her other messages and it turns out that not only was she cheating, but she also sent a bunch of people naked pics of herself.

Surprise......
He had been very clear in his instructions. She was to be naked, on all fours at the end of the bed. As requested she had everything laid out within close reach. She fingered her clit as required, not touching the toys. That was also a requirement. As her fingers deftly manipulated the sensitive area she knocked the end of the small barbell in her hood directly on her clit. She was getting wet with the action and the anticipation of what was to come. As she felt the starting of her orgasm she pulled back a little. She had no way of knowing how much longer he would be and was trying to extend the pleasure. She slowly slid her fingers inside her instantly finding and tickling her g spot gently. She hears the door open and heard breathing behind her. She didn't turn around; instead she started thrusting her fingers in and out of her dripping cunt. "Enjoying you?" Master asked softly. "Mmm hmm," Tara whimpered. "Can I ask you something?" He asked, "I don't want you to turn around

Ain't Nothing Better Than You're Own Backyard
I Packed my suitcase and I racked my brain. I bought a ticket on a late night train, I took a taxi through the pourin' rain. I'm comin' home to you. Flew from Boston out to San Jose, saw our old friends in Monterey Bay. When they asked me if I'd like to stay, I said I'm comin' home to you. They threw a party there from dusk 'till dawn, it seems like everybody knows old sleepy John. He said next time I better bring you along, I'm comin' home to you. They had fresh caught salmon on the barbeque's. There were people jammin' all night to the blues. Life is good out in Santa Cruz, but I'm comin' home to you. I drove forever out to God knows where, come ten-thirty there was no one there. They couldn't pay me but I didn't care, cause I'm comin' home to you. I'm feelin' better since I got your card, I read it over and over when the road gets hard. Ain't nothin' better than your own backyard, I'm comin' home to you. I'm comin' home, made up my mind that's what I'm gonna do. Can't love nobo

First Day
wow this is my first day on here and i think my necks' crooked due the amout of time i've spent hunched over the laptop. great sight you all are very awesome, i just wanna know how u can find woman from the UK, not saying the USA girls are inferiour, there just so far away lol

New Family
kin·dred /ˈkɪndrɪd/[kin-drid]–noun 1. a person's relatives collectively; kinfolk; kin. 2. a group of persons related to another; family, tribe, or race.3. relationship by birth or descent, or sometimes by marriage; kinship. 4. natural relationship; affinity. –adjective 5. associated by origin, nature, qualities, etc.: kindred languages. 6. having the same belief, attitude, or feeling: We are kindred spirits on the issue of gun control. 7. related by birth or descent; having kinship: kindred tribes. 8. belonging to kin or relatives: kindred blood. spir·it /ˈspɪrɪt/[spir-it]–noun 1. the principle of conscious life; the vital principle in humans, animating the body or mediating between body and soul. 2. the incorporeal part of humans: present in spirit though absent in body. 3. the soul regarded as separating from the body at death. 4. conscious, incorporeal being, as opposed to matter: the world of spirit. 5. a supernatural, incorpore

Wtf!!
Ok Now Ive been single for way too long!! And I want to know why! What am I doing wrong? Am I just not atractive enough to get a girl here in Utah ?Back in NY I have a Girl who cant wait for me to come back But I dont think Im ganna, atleast not for good. All I want to do is move on and find a beautiful women who loves me for who I am. I just dont understand it.Im always polite when I go out,I buy women drinks,and I love listining to them.What more do you want??What else am I suppose to fucking do?I dont take to control what so ever so any girl who trys to control me in anyway is out the door! I dont judge people by there looks,personality,or lifestyles so that cant be it.Some one told me that women like assholes? I just cant bring myself to be that way. Dont get me wrong I have my days like everyone else and I just want to be left alone but I cant treat a women like that. What am I suppose to do? Can anyone help me??---Cursed Cowboy

Auhna's Thoughts
I have recently found myself in a situation where I was hurt by a man...(not so surprizing eh?) Well, I had the opportunity brought to me to talk to this complete and total stranger about my issues, share with Him my thoughts. So, I said to myself "What the hell...it couldn't hurt, it isn't like this person knows me and I can get it off of my mind." So I took up the opportunity to do so. Through out the midst of it all I found this part of the world that I really never knew. That a person can be so Amazing. He, the stranger, has become someone that shares a lot of my thoughts, has given me a lot of strength, and has pushed me in many ways to pursue happiness. I have done nothing other than smile 99.9% of this time that has been shared. I have learned that life doesn't have to go in the direction it seems to be taking, if we choose to walk into something with our eyes wide open. To feel this bond with someone that once was a complete stranger and to have it become a part of what I

New Business
Well to all of my friends family and anyone else who might be interested. I have just started my new business with my fiance. We will be doing tree removal and trimming. We are so excited and hope that it does well. So far things have gotten off to a good start!!! So if anyone on here is from the Louisville, KY area and needs work look us up or send me a message and we will get in touch. Just my little FYI for you all Much Fu-Love Mercedes

The Serenity Prayer
The Serenity Prayer God grant me: The Serenity, to accept the things I cannot change. The Courage, to change the things I can. And the Wisdom, to know the difference. Thy will, not mine, be done. Amen This is not just a prayer. It is the best philosophy I have ever heard on how to live life. Whatever the relationships, be it love, friendships, finances, work, or any other aspect of life, those three lines can be applied. Here is briefly what those three lines tell me. The Serenity, to accept the things I cannot change. This is difficult to do because, each of us wants to be in total control of every aspect of our life. Many let the drama of everyday life get to them and control their emotions when they have no control over the drama itself. You cannot change the facts. You cannot change other people. Because of this lack of power and control, you must learn to accept it and concentrate on what you do control. The Courage, to change the things I can. It is not

How To Make A Graphic
A lot of people think either I just snootch my graphics or I have no clue well here is a quick lil lesson on how a simple one is made. A lot of these tubes I tube myself or get thru PSP tube searches I really enjoy making Graphics The harder the challenge the more fun it is. The graphic was fun to make, and by personalizing them it adds a nice touch. So next time you see a graphic I hope you think about all the steps that go into making them. To al the people who enjoy my graphics A great big thank you and for those who are only out there to criticize my graphics I am sorry that my work is not up to your standards. The greatest thing out there is seeing my graphics being enjoyed. There are so many of my graphics being used as peoples main profile pic's I LOVE IT. Here is kind of a breakdown of how I make a graphic.....

Howdy
Hello everyone, well im new to cherry tap so i really dont know much about it im 5'6" brown hair an eyes as you see in the picture im here to have fun an for friends, for fun i like to go ,muddin,ride horses,swim,hang out with friends,make new friends,ride 4 wheelers,and up for anything fun so if ya want leave a comment if not it will be ok

The Insecurity Of The World Is It Spreading?
Why does a beautiful girl go on a website half naked and tell people to rate me, add me, fan me? Are we so insecure, and self centered we need to be told that we are important? I don’t get it cause don’t people realize that when you go online your going to get nothing but fake people? If you’re lucky you can find a person who is on the site for friends. I have found that there are so many people on here who are your best friends until they reach the level they wanted, then your lucky if they say hi once a month. It reminds me of high school? What is people big deal with being accepted, I have been an outcast my whole life and im more successful than half the people in the popular cliques in my high school, there either drunken college jocks, or pregnant ex cheerleaders, with dead end husbands, and no future. So here is my question to all of you. Does being a popular person with lots of adoring fans, really get you further in life than someone without them? My opinion ratings

I Miss You All
I PLAN TO BE BACK ON VERY SOON THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR ALL THE LOVELY COMMENTS AND GIFTS I PROMISE TO REPAY AS SOON AS I AM BACK ON AT HOME I HOPE YOU ALL ARE DOING VERY WELL AND I MISS YOU ALL SO VERY MUCH TALK TO YOU ALL VERY VERY SOON HUGS AND KISSES AND LOTS OF DRINKS :):):):):):):):) LOVE LIL CHAR

Sex Quiz
Using your body Your sexual hidden talent is using your body's natural charm and beauty to seduce your partner. You are all about having the perfect body/looking good for your partner - and it does the trick every time. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Lonely, Horny And Despressed
I am not some crazed pervert rapist or stalker type. My name is Christopher Miller and ever since I can remember I've been lonely. I've had crushes on girls just like any hormonal straight teenager but they never felt the same way about me. Never, never had a girlfriend and rarely had sex. I have not had any kind of sex for the past twelve or so years. This is really depressing me. But I digress, just because I ask to meet with you don't mean we have to have sex, it doesn't mean we can't have sex. But the main reason why I ask you all this is so I can get to know you better and maybe find a single woman that find this homely, horn dog attractive enough even for a mercy fuck. So, please don't judge me and please don't hate me. That's all I have to say, no excuse me while I go back to wallowing in self pity.

My Love
i wish to be the air you breathe love that floods your every cell revitalising you, cheering you up every second of your life i love like the rush of the Nile, Yangtze - listen, listen to this lovelorn heart, holding on, letting go, holding on with such tenacity to the hope of every lovelorn night an eclipse helps distill my love for you, seals your charms, allure from the craving prying eyes of world, precipitates that momentuous silhouette, escapade for me and you sun and moon, yin and yang to be totally absorbed in bliss, in each other love, love, love if only i could be the only star to win your fancy for that sparkling while heaven the world would become Faith HillThere You'll BeMusic Video Codes By Music Jesus.com Yes, faith can lift a mountain from its base! Yes, faith can turn a river off its course; Yes, faith can win an impossible race! Yes, faith can calm a lion as he roars! Sure, faith can do impossible a thing! Sure, faith ca

Random Ness Probly Mostly Poems
im just who i want to be got a problem take it up with me you want to talk shit well bitch back it up please because i dont need you to waist my time im not here to please im just fine with who ive grown to be they call me brittaney isnt that extrodinary i got these dreams and to tell you the truth imma pruse them because i have determination ya c i wont give in to lil bitches who doubt what i wanna do and soon enough your gunna c me in the lime light my name will be so big n bright and your gunna be wishin yous was me then i know your gunna try to be someone you thought youd never be a friend to me but ho look you wont even get close enough to touch because i dont play those high school games i dont deal with drama or wanna bes so keep talking shit just ilke your gunna do because im done i dont even got another word for you

Descension In The Ranks
Well, just another day in the life of a mother with 5 animals--I mean, kids. School is just about a week away for pretty much everyone--except the 2yr old. Boy is she sick of everybody. She's the youngest and gets no respect it seems, but she can take names, and whatever else she can when it comes to her 4 older siblings. Today my 10yr old autistic son was banging his hand on a plastic toy bin and my 2yr old kept coming to me in the kitchen saying, "mommy patrick won't stop, will you tell him stop?"...so I said, "Patrick, stop making that noise".I was trying to wash the dishes and so then my 2yr old went back in the living room and started plugging her ears, and going, "la, la, la, nah, nah, I can't hear you..blah,blah,blah,". He finally stopped banging his hand on the toy bin.

Robs Blobs(yes Blobs) Dont Ask.
As a woman when you look at me you see a man of the world a man without fear and a man that will rock your tiny white socks off when I'm nailing you in bed with my large man staff. You see a man that has a perfect body and perfect facial features and a wonderful smile. You smell me and you fall to your knees and beg to take my man meat into your inner core. This is what all women say when in the presence of such greatness. You know you want me because of the way I smell. I smell like mountain dew on a spring morning after a rain near a river in the fog down by a small dead fish in a cabin on a hill in a forest. This smell makes you tear off your clothes and jump on me and it makes you want to play with my monkey and make moaning noises late into the evening just before dinner because it also makes you want to cook for me because I need food you dumb bitch so get in the kitchen or I will smack you in the head with this beer bottle. That is why women love me and that is why I'm so po

Honest Feelings
honest feelings Current mood: depressed i gave him my heart. trusting that he wouldn't break it. yet i feel like i'm watching him rip it into a million pieces right in front of me. i always thought that love was to be a good feeling, but this last 6 months i've learned that nothing but pain and anguish can come from love. is it worth it to tell someone that you love them, just to hear them say i love you knowing that they don't mean it? to know that you trusted someone with a part of you that is so fragile , just to watch them throw it agaisnt a brick wall and not care? what do you do when you don't believe them when they say i love you anymore? act like you do? or just quit telling them you love them and hoping that they will quit to? is all he's doing, just trying to make me feel better by saying it? well it makes me feel so much more worse because he can blatently lie to my face about something so serious and important to me. i can't tell if he cares anymore but the w

Bitching Room
Seems like no matter how much I try I will always be where I am. Looking out the window looking at the world through sad eyes. Leave me where I stand, Carry me to the wannabe promise land, I don't want to die alone, I don't want to cry alone. But here I stand alone crying and screaming. Wont anyone help me? My life seems to be hiding and staying in the shadows. When can I see the light, feel the radiant heat of love? Passion seems to be slipping through my very fingers, never seem to get a grasp on it. My very soul aches for the touch and carress of the man I love. My mind cannot control the way I feel, my heart cannot carry into the next day without breaking. Everyday I cry and I'm in so much pain from trying too hard, not wanting to let go of the one thing that helps me through my day. The words of Lithium by Evanescence really tells my life in one simple song, Lithium lyrics Lithium, don't want to lock me up inside. Lithium, don't want to forget how it feels without... Lithiu

Thoughts
A Few Good Doorman" ...You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has bars, and those bars have to be protected by men with black shirts. Who's gonna do it? You? Your drunk friends? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for your drunk friend who got kicked out and you curse the doorstaff. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know- that your buddy getting tossed, while tragic, probly saves lives. And my existence, while grotesque to you, probly saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me at that door, you need me at that door. We use words like float, identification, stamp. We use these words as a backbone of a lifetime spent watching a bar. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor inclination to explain myself to a person who gets loaded under the blanket of Security in which I provide, and then questions the manner in which I

Sunday Morning Sex
SUNDAY MORNING SEX... I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling. Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."

Your First .com
Many people everyday are starting their first .com Getting a domain name is the buzz of all entrepreneur website...but just exactly how do you do it? Step 1) You need to find an available domain name. This is done through a domain registrar, such as GoDaddy.com Lets say you run a business called Fabulous Graphic Designs. You may decided that you would like to register the domain fabulousgraphicdesigns.com This can be done for about $8 per year. I like to use GoDaddy.com to search for available domain names. Once you begin searching you will quickly see that the domain name you want may already be registered...so you may have to change your domain name from fabulousgraphicdesigns.com to fgd.com or something similar. Step 2) Once you have your domain name registered you will need to host it somewhere. You can think of it like a horse. If you were to buy a horse you would have two options...board it yourself in your own barn, or go to a boarding stable and lease a space in

Motorcycle Safety
A recent Mumm sparked my interest and I wanted to post a blog because it is important to me. Even though the MUMM started out about something completely different, it ended up taking a turn about how sportbikes are death traps waiting to happen, and I completely disagree. This is my posted reply to the MUMM... "A motorcycle is only as safe as the person riding it. You could be riding a 2-horsepower Vespa, but if you ride it like an idiot, you'll get killed just a quick as you would riding a Ducati sportbike. Conversely, if you exercise sound judgment and some discipline, and are willing to learn, you could ride that Ducati sportbike every day for the next 20 years and never have an accident. It's 90% rider behavior and 10% everything else that makes for a safe or dangerous ride. Like a car, a motorcycle is just a vehicle under your control and subject to the laws of physics. How the two mix is up to you."

Can You Please Listen
I want everyone to listen to me just for a few mins. First of all who ever sent me that message altho I'm not going to mention names but they know where they are. I want you to listen to me carefully. I don't know what the heck you are talking about. I was not putting anyone down. I'm not that skinny myself. I'm not prejudice at all. Altho being big is not always in the best health. You can put me down all you want but if you think thats going to hurt me you have another thing comming. There are going to be people that like me and people that hate me and personally I could care less. I don't think that with what you just said is going to ruin me in any shape or form. But for me I need to be skinner cause its not in the best health for me. I think you misunderstood me and instead of trying to find out all the facts you jumped down my throat and tried to insult me. I feel sorry for you and wish you the best of luck in your life whatever that might be.

Cleaning Time
Hi friends! I am getting ready to start cleaning house. Everyone has their own way of managing their list, and of course I have mine. I fan and rate everyone that sends me a friend request I think it's only fair to get the same love in return. So Im going through my list starting tomorrow and if youre a friend that hasn't fanned or rated me then Im sorry to say you will be deleted! If you dont believe in fanning or rating then do me a favor and remove yourself. Its nothing personal towards anyone its just the way I choose to manage my growing list of friends! Thank you and Much Love Always!

Reipes-drinks :)
"Irish Cream Recipe" 1 can condensed milk (14 ounces) 1 can rye whiskey (14 ounces)--(Canadian Mist?) 3 eggs 1 cup heavy cream 1 table spoon chocolate syrup 1 table spoon vanilla extract Combine all ingredients in bowl. WHISK!!! (Do not put in blender!!!!). Put in bottles and refrigerate I just copied and pasted this one, when the f*** did whisky come in cans LOL

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Umm Ok..
So iam new to this whole thing and dont understand alot of it but i just wanted to say that when i rate a photo Iam being totaly honest and Iam sorry if you cant handle the truth. I dont rate myself any hire than a 2 maybe a 3 so get over it move on and deal with it its life and people can be rude..

Wife Of A United States Solider
I am the Wife of a United States Soldier. I am a supporter of the United States Air Force- an encouragement for the greatest protectors of the greatest Nation on earth. Because I am proud of my husband, and the uniform that he wears, I will always act in ways creditable to him, the military service and the Nation he is sworn to guard. I am proud of my husband. I will do all that I can to protect and provide for my family in his absence. I will be loyal to my husband and to the vows that we made as we entered the covenant of marriage. I will do my full part to carry on the values and goals we have set apart for our family and I will continue to instruct our children in the same manner. As a soldier's wife, I realize that I play a vital role in my husband's decision to become a member of a time honored profession- that I am doing my share to keep alive the principles of freedom for which my country stands. No matter what situation I am in, I will never do anything for pleasure, profit

Never Argue With A Woman
Subject: Never argue with a woman >I thought you might enjoy this little story. > >One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and >decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife >decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, >and reads her book. >Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman >and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" >"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?") >"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. >"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading." >"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at >any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." >"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says theÃ‚Â woman. >"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. >"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could >start at any mome

Wow What A Life!
Well, I have a very active life! I take care of my 3 kids and my 2 foster children! It is hard dealing with abused children, but they deserve love, compassion, understanding and caring! They deserve the chance to have a safe and healthy life. I have a 7 month old baby in my care that has had such a hard little life in such a short time span. It was hard to go to a hospital to get him, and a see the hurt and mistrust, the fear and the damage! I could see the external things, be told of the internal things, but being with him day in and day out, I was able to feel his pain. He was afraid to cry, afraid to sleep, eating very little. But with alot of love and care he is growing, sleeping and he actually smiles, and laughs, he like to play and crawl, get into my movies, and know that he isnt going to be beaten for it. Or starved for crying! In the 2 months he has been with me he has gain almost 8 pounds, and is crawl, trying to walk and being a baby! It is great and it makes me f

Cruelty!
MICHAEL VICK; YOU FUCKED UP BIG TIMEDO YOU REALLY THINK, THAT BILLIONS OF DOLLARS COLLECTED FROM PIT BULL TERRIER FIGHTS ; ARE REALLY WORTH AS MUCH AS THIS ?MAYBE THIS? SO NOT EVEN THIS, HUH?MOST DEFINITELY NOT. NO AMOUNT OF MONEY IS WORTH THE PAIN & SUFFRAGE OF THESE INNOCENT DOGS. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU MAY THINK, IT IS WHAT US CARING PEOPLE KNOW. WE KNOW, THAT BRINGING UP PIT BULLS FOR FIGHTING, JUST IS NOT RIGHT. PIT BULLS SHOULD BE BROUGHT INTO THIS WORLD, INTO A WELCOMING ENVIRONMENT & PL ACED WITH A CARING FAMILY WHO WILL DO THEIR BEST TO TAKE CARE OF IT, & MAKE IT A FAMILY MEMBER OF THEIR OWN. GIVE THEM ATTENTION, LOVE, SUPPORT.Pit bulls ARE NOT NATURAL-BORN KILLERS. It is at the OWNER'S FAULT, as to whether or not the pit bull BECOMES one, due to whether or not it's been HARSHLY ABUSED, or just not trained properly .Pit bulls, really, are as SWEET as can be!Below are pictures of pit bulls who were bred in a SAFE & peaceful, caring environment.THEY'RE AS GENTLE & LOVING AS EVER!

Books Bound In Human Flesh
Brown University's library boasts an anatomy book that combines form and function in macabre fashion. Its cover--tanned and polished to a smooth golden brown, like fine leather--is made of human skin. In fact, a number of the nation's finest libraries, including Harvard's, have such books in their collections. The practice of binding books in human skin was not uncommon in centuries past, even if it was not always discussed in polite society. At the time, the best libraries belonged to private collectors. Some were doctors who had access to skin from amputated parts and patients whose bodies had gone unclaimed. In other cases, wealthy bibliophiles acquired skin from executed criminals, medical school cadavers and people who died in the poor house. Nowadays, libraries typically keep such volumes in their rare book collections and do not allow them to circulate. But scholars can examine them. Brown's John Hay Library has three books bound in human skin--the 1568 anatomy tex