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What Teachers Make
How Much Do Teachers Make? The dinner guests were sitting around the table discussing life. One man, a CEO, decided to explain the problem with education. He argued, "What's a kid going to learn from someone who decided his best option in life was to become a teacher?" He reminded the other dinner guests what they say about teachers: "Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach." To stress his point he said to another guest; "You're a teacher, Bonnie. Be honest. What do you make?" Bonnie, who had a reputation for honesty and frankness replied, "You want to know what I make? (She paused for a second, then began...) "Well, I make kids work harder than they ever thought they could. I make a C+ feel like the Congressional Medal of Honor. I make kids sit through 40 minutes of class time when their parents can't make them sit for 5 without an I Pod, Game Cube or movie rental... You want to know what I make?" (She paused again and looked at each and every person at the

Need Lots Of Comments/fans
i made this video...its about pete wentz...my man...and thats who most of the pics are of...now watch it to the last second PLEEZE...its got like the end titles and stuff and it took a LONG time to do...so...give it a good one...comment me and tell me if you like it or not...and i might make another one if you guys think its good or not...im gonna put it on my mumms too...so laters, celeste Hey guys...first blog entry here...and I need your help...i need as MANY fans/comments as possible...so stop by my page and comment me and then become my fan...so ttygl...LATERS, Celeste

Friendship
TAG YOU'RE IT!! YOU HAVE BEEN CONSIDERED ONE OF MY SWEETEST FRIENDS ON MY LIST. ONCE YOU HAVE BEEN TAGGED YOU HAVE TO TAG 5 OF YOUR SWEETEST FRIENDS AND LET THEM KNOW THEY ARE SWEET... FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this Send this to at least 5 people including me if you care 4 me!!! ......oooO............... .....(....)................ ......)../.....Oooo..... .....(_/......(...)........ ..............(_/......... ........................... ......oooO............... .....(....)................ ......)../.....Oooo..... .....(_/......(....)....... ...............)../........ ..............(_/......... ........................... ......oooO............... .....(....)................ ......)../.....Oooo..... .....(_/......(....)....... ...............)../........ ..............(_/......... ........................... ..........I WAS ............. .......... HERE............. ..........Leaving my ....... .......Footprints in your ...........SAND..........

Warnings And News
I have added a guestbook to my profile page... I would love for you to stop by and add yourself... Thanks for considering... Kisses for a wonderful week... I have not verified this information... However, it makes sense to me that it is possible... So, take it for what it is worth... Carrie ************************************************** Leptospirosis -- VERY IMPORTANT PLEASE READ This incident happened recently in North Texas. A woman went boating one Sunday taking with her some cans of Coke which she put into the refrigerator of the boat. On Monday she was taken to the hospital and placed in the Intensive Care Unit. She died on Wednesday. The autopsy concluded she died of Leptospirosis. This was traced to the can of Coke she drank from, not using a glass. Tests showed that the can was infected by dried rat urine and hence the disease Leptospirosis. Rat urine contains toxic and deathly substances. It is highly recommended to thoroughly wash the upper part

She Cries
She Cries Another night, spent alone. No on there to hug or kiss. She cries. Another night, spent alone. No one there to say good night to. She cries. Another night, spent alone. No one there to lay beside. She cries. Another night, spent alone. Nothing there but a pillow to hold. She cries. So many nights alone, so many kisses longed for, Someone to hold close and lay beside. So many tears...she cries.

Introducing Myself
Hey Ya'll, This is my first time on this site, so i am very new to everything. I will just tell yall a bit about myself, if yall dont mind. My name is Tuff and I currently live in central Texas. I live with my wonderful wife, Britt and our 4 kids. (Cam-6, Sterling-4, Haley Rain-3 and Chaya-1 1/2). I am currently working in the Law Enforcement field and looking to persue that in the state of TX. My wife and I have been on the net for a while now and she has always gone by the name Chaya. That's until we had our latest daughter and gave her the name of Chaya. Britt & Chaya had a rough time in the delivery room and the name Chaya (pronounced: K-i-ya)means "Life", so we thought it fitting to give her this precious name. Like I said, I live in central Texas for now and have lived here for a couple years now. Summer is hotter than HELL and winters are cold, hot, cold and possibly hot AGAIN. I CAN'T wait to get back to Colorado. Colorado is where all our hopes and dreams are. We lived in

Eroticgirlkaren
I’m having so much fun I don’t know where to start! I finally had the call I was waiting for. OMG!!! Yesterday morning, my naughty valentine came over to fuck my brains out, something he often does before heading to the office. Before the door closes we are kissing passionately, melting into each other. We make out on my couch like seasoned teenagers, as if we are trying to eat each other alive, chewing on ear lobes, sucking on necks, trying to suffocate each other with our exhales. I take off my pants and panties in the time it takes to write this sentence. I straddle myself between his thighs, pawing and gnawing at the bulge stiffening behind that thin denim fabric. I look up and can’t help to notice how the blue stripes in his shirt brings out his eyes...it’s so hypnotic. My valentine pinches and twists my nipples, and I can feel a hot stream of cum slide down my thigh. Our heavy breathing in concert as we both delightfully comment on how hard the other one is. T

Joys Of Being A Woman
the joys of being a woman... We start to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find anything that comes in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurts so bad it brings us to tears. Enter the almighty, uncomfortable training bra contraption the boys in school will snap until we have calluses on our backs. Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we now bloat, we cramp, we get the hormone crankies, have to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had. Our next little rite of passage (premarital or not) is having sex for the first time which is about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about. Then it's off to Motherhood where we learn to live on dry crackers and water

Wishes
spoken straight from the heart, author is unknown WISHES Wish I could look into your eyes And read what's written there Wish my heart could touch your soul And show how much I care Wish my mind had only pure thoughts And brought them into being Wish my heart always did what's right Both in giving and receiving Wish my crying could wash away your Indecision, doubt, and fear Wish I could erase all of your pain With a lone solitary tear

Military
I am totally a military man. I spent 7 years in the Army as a Infantry Scout and loved it until the day I was ready to settle down and begin to prepare for my future with a family. I have respect for all who serve both near and far for our country. To put your life on the line is a sacrifice that many would not participate in. Thanks to all who fight for all Americans and a special thanks for all who have fallen. God bless them all. -Tuff

You scored as Marius, You are the quiet cool. You are so mellow people are lulled into a false sense of security. When you are pissed god help anyone who crosses you?Deacon Frost100% Marius100% Dracula92% Angel92% Lestat92% Akasha83% Blade83% Armand75% Spike67% Louis67% Whose your Vampire personality? (images)created with QuizFarm.com Capricorn

That's A Crap A Shit!
So I update mt stash and I highly recommend Stephen Lynch. He is hilarious and dirty. One of my favorites next to Bill Hicks. CARS: I'm more in favor of American but my current favorite cars are Skylines, Subaru's and VW's. Never miss a VW drag race. One of the most amazing things ever.. And if you hear the term ALL MOTOR. Stick around and hold onto your hat. Crazy shiat! I love cars so I put up a few of my all time favorite videos that I have come across in the last couple of years. I put some motocross on here as well. My brother used to race and we grew up on bikes. Some of the best times in my life. I hope you all enjoy! violentred *The New and Improved Ultimate About Me* Basics: Name: Jennfier Date of Birth: 02/04/1980 Birthplace: Mesa, AZ Current Location: Mesa, AZ Eye Color: Green Hair Color: Strawberry Blonde Height: 5'6.5 Heritage: Irish, German, maybe French or Russian Piercings: 26, Ears, Tongue, Labret, Nipples

Poetry
I hate you more for promising to hang out For telling me you like me and wanna go out for making dates with me Then not showing up claiming you forgot having something "come up" Just tell the truth believe i what you say stand up for what you feel. Stop making things up and stop trying to be a nice guy by not admiting to your feelings. Be a nice guy and an adult by being honest cause please it hurts more when you say yes then back out then if you say no. FUCKING BITCHES Throw, Sleep, Blow, Hide, Jump Kiss, Fly, Splunk, Spit, Drink Run, Fuck, Urinate, Act, Inhale Cut, Whisper, Ponder, Rattle, Defenestrate. So we have simple verbs, We have complex verbs. Heck we even have cave jumping throwing people out of windows verbs. Body functions and functioning bodies. But even with al those verbs we’ve seemed to forget how to love, breathe, be and simply live. Bring me your life. Give me your thoughts. You are a value greater then gold. More precious then gems

Babydoll
Are we friends are we not you told me once but i forgot so tell me now and tell me true for i can say im here for you of all the friends i ever met your the one i wont forget so are we friends are we not you told me once but i forgot so tell me now and tell me true for i can say im going to heaven and wait for you

Pinche Mayaco Files
Aquarius You are very random, changing moods everyday. You are very genuine, and you like to do a lot sexually. When you find something that you like, you like it a lot and want your lover to like it too. Ideally you like to find a partner who is as into sex as you are. You want a lover who is just as independent as you are and you like an equal amount of give and take in the sack. Sex matches: Aries, Gemini, Libra Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Current Projects
Well after two grueling weeks of torturous flu... I'm back to writing in my blog. www.uncommonbeauty.blogspot.com check it out. The art of Local Artist (that's local to cincy ohio folks) is now up on my blog Unconventional Beauty. Stop by and give him some praise! Unconventional Beauty To add to the newly regenerated IS THIS TACK? www.isthistack.blogspot.com and the existing WORK IN PROGRESS www.jamiesueaustin.blogspot.com Is the NEW UNCONVENTIONAL BEAUTY www.uncommonbeauty.blogspot.com Which I'm having a lot of fun with right now.

Poetry
We give We take Everyday it makes No difference why We live For life We die No tomorrow No lies, only sorrow I’m scared for tomorrow No chance to remember No chance to forget What’s the point We die For life We try Always horror I live in horror Always horror I don’t sleep No one to trust Take a life For survival No body stops No body care No time Still in horror no time For sorrow No time till tomorrow I remember the horrors Just no chance to forgive No time to forget One day to sleep Before the last night I get I’m supposed to remember All I do is forget The lives that I took Give my life for tomorrow No tomorrow Only sorrow My life is horror The world feels like it's storming and everyone is ignoring !peace! all my life was warning for every single morning with life sets a new gap and trying hard feels like a trap peace is impossible with dictators that talk all crap time has struck us way too soon

C T A F
What we do is help each other in contests...we don't bomb PEOPLE, WE bomb PICTURES ! CONTACT ME AND GET YOUR RANK NUMBER ACCORDING TO YOU MEMBER DATE AS IN I'M # 1 AND ADD THIS TO YOUR NAME IN YOUR PROFILE (C.T.A.F )Cherry Tap Airforce ...oh and when you see someone in a contest with C.T.A.F vote at least 10 times.If a C T A F member is in a CONTEST post a BULLENTIN saying your a C T A F MEMBER and we will AIRSTRIKE IT !!!..Thanks ChristianNEO@ CherryTAPSin&Sc♥♥ter (Happily CT Married) ~N&N BAD ASS~@ CherryTAPDark.Angel¢¾Robs.Girl.C.T.A.F@ CherryTAPwikkid~woman@ CherryTAPSweet GA Peach~is in a contest...click the link on my profile to vote and comment!!!!!!!!!!@ CherryTAPLaUrEn♥@ CherryTAP!Sin's Own!!Luscious Lucia!!Infamous Crew's Kitten!@ CherryTAP♥ Always Looking For Something I Can't Find ♥@ CherryTAP

Take This Quiz And Let Me Know What U Think
A-2-Z About Me Survey by bamachic49{---Basics---}Name: deannaNickname(s): deeAge: 38Birthday: april 2ndBirthplace: anderson,indianaCurrent Location: bloomington,illinoisEye Color: bedroom brownHair Color: long blondishHeight: 5'5Weight: 137lbsLefty or Righty: rightyZodiac Sign: ariesWhat Do You Drive: like most pplScreenname: diet_d3w_g1rl{---Favorites---}Color: purpleNumber: dont really have oneBand: trace adkins not really a bandMusic Genre: 80'sTV Show: csi Movie: dazed and confusedActor: not sureActress: not sureKind of Movie: horror so i can cuddleCartoon: roadrunnerSport: nascar DALE JR ROCKSFast Food Restaurant: dont really have oneFood: dont eat muchIce Cream: cookie doughCereal: honey combsCandy:

Ctaf
What we do is help each other in contests...we don't bomb PEOPLE, WE bomb PICTURES ! CONTACT ME AND GET YOUR RANK NUMBER ACCORDING TO YOU MEMBER DATE AS IN I'M # 1 AND ADD THIS TO YOUR NAME IN YOUR PROFILE (C.T.A.F )Cherry Tap Airforce ...oh and when you see someone in a contest with C.T.A.F vote at least 10 times.If a C T A F member is in a CONTEST post a BULLENTIN saying your a C T A F MEMBER and we will AIRSTRIKE IT !!!..Thanks ChristianNEO@ CherryTAPSin&Sc♥♥ter (Happily CT Married) ~N&N BAD ASS~@ CherryTAPDark.Angel¢¾Robs.Girl.C.T.A.F@ CherryTAPwikkid~woman@ CherryTAPSweet GA Peach~is in a contest...click the link on my profile to vote and comment!!!!!!!!!!@ CherryTAPLaUrEn♥@ CherryTAP!Sin's Own!!Luscious Lucia!!Infamous Crew's Kitten!@ CherryTAP♥ Always Looking For Something I Can't Find ♥@ CherryTAP

Chief Peguis
Without the friendship of a remarkable Indian the settlement at the forks of the Red and the Assiniboine rivers could not have been established as early as 1812. Chief Peguis was born in 1774 near Sault Ste. Marie and originally the spelling of his name was Begwa-is (he-who-cuts-into-the-beaver-house). When a young man he lead a group of Saulteaux to the Red river and occupied the territory about Netley Creek where the Red flows into Lake Winnipeg. He and four other chiefs claimed authority over all the Red River Valley, and when he became aware of the great rivalry between the two fur-trading companies, Peguis foresaw trouble and warned the Indians against taking sides. He was a man of great oratorical gifts and strength, and quite handsome in spite of the loss of part of his nose-bitten off in a fight when he was young. He wore his shiny black hair in two long braids studded with bits of brass, a breechcloth, cotton shirt, red leggings and a blanket. When he wished to impress othe

Mohawk Chief
The Mohawk Indian chief Joseph Brant served as a spokesman for his people, a Christian missionary of the Anglican church, and a British military officer during the U.S. War of Independence. He is remembered for his efforts in unifying upper New York Indian tribes and leading them in terrorizing raids against patriot communities in support of Great Britian's efforts to repress the rebellion. He is also credited for the establishment of the Indian reservation on the Grand River in Canada where the neighboring town of Brantford, Ontario, bears his name. Brant was born in 1742 on the banks of the Ohio River and given the Indian name of Thayendanegea, meaning "he places two bets." He inherited the status of Mohawk chief from his father. He attended Moor's Charity School for Indians in Lebanon, Connecticut, where he learned to speak English and studied Western history and literature. He became an interpreter for an Anglican Missionary, the Reverend John Stuart, and together they translat

A Place To Ask Questions About My Way Of Doing The Adkins Diet. (hugs) :o)
If you read my other blog, and have any questions, ideas, or just wanna chat about the easy way of doin Adkins diet. Post them here, and I will respond glady. Or private message me, and I will respond to all, and try 2 help U... in any way I can, aight? :o) As I said before. Screw a buncha points. This aint what I'm about. I want to help people. Please help me keep my public post I do EVERY DAY of the way I made it on the Adkins diet, and STILL DO alive, by reposting it.... so others can read it, and use it if they need to. I love all of yah!!! Stay cool! :oD kisses n hugs :o) ~~~ Johnny ~~~

Please Read!
Everyone needs to take the time and read this. Just take a break from all your other stupid bulletins about who is gonna die or if your love life will suck for 7 years and be serious and do the right thing. A kid needs our help so do the right thing. HI my name is Matt Dawson. I am 23 years old, and I have a large tumor on my brain and severe lung cancer. The doctors say I will die soon if this isn't fixed, and my family can't pay the bills. "The Make A Wish Foundation" has agreed to donate 7 cents for every time this message is reposted. For those of you who repost, I thank you so much. But for those who don't repost it, I will still pray for you. Please, if you are a kind person, have a heart. Please, please, PLEASE REPOST THIS MESSAGE AS "READ PLEASE!" Matt Dawson 702-355-6198 Home Please feel free to call me for anything. *hey it wont cost you but 10 seconds of your life

Didnt God Create Us All Equal????????
Yesterday i came across a profile that i was totaly sick to my stomach to read....so I left a comment and here it is........ we are all God's children my brotha......and after seeing your page i honsetly think that you need Jesus in your life. We all have are own opinon, just like we all have an asshole.....if you can read between the lines.......I have rasied my kids to love one another and to cherrish life weather you are black or white or any beautiful colour of the world. Yes I am white, however my children are mixed and I just want to say ...BE BLACK AND BE PROUD....much love to you!!!!!!!!!sugar I'm not stupid and I know you cant change peoples mind or the way thay think, but this guy is going around rating peoples profile a 1 and leaving nasty comments on there page....here's what he left me...............go check it out on my page! John #2 Get real. Stay off my profile, you fucking race-traitor! I wanted so much to comment back at him, but i felt I was much b

Toxic Waist
hmm...subjectline didn't quite qork out like i wanted it to. i think protesting is just plain awesome. and it's a right we have that not a whole lot of countries have. sure, they could protest...that doesn't garuentee they won't be taken from their homes and shot during the night afterwards. sure, i might hate what you're protesting, like kitten-eating or something, but you've got that right and dammit if i'm so freakin' proud and happy you've got it. wish i didn't live in such a pissant state so i could be involved in more protests. i'm ever so slightly bisexual. and so as not to have to explain it every time, i just identify as straight, because i believe that sexulaity is a continuum, not a binary. but i digress. even if i was like....THE UBER STRAIGHT i would still be protesting for gay rights. but i don't travel well right now, and Wyoming...yeah, isn't that the state where those guys killed that gay guy...?? that's what my state is known for, bigots and bad weather. whee

Song That Im Getting Together
(my clown paint in between your thighs) as you look into my eyes your fears become subside im the clown you always wanted you know that ive never fronted you feel the gush of wind as i thrust it in becareful what you wish for cause this clown is the oltamant tormentor fucking you with razors on my finger nails watching you as your face tuns pail going down to eat up the choped up pussy guts go on put my dick on up watching the pussy so I can see the bloody nut as im telling you all thes lies my clown paint is in between your thighs you dont have to listen to thees lies but the clown paint is still in between your thighs as im telling you all thees lies my clown paint is in between your thighs you dont have to listen to thees lies but the clown paint is still in between your thighs im thusting the guts im busting the nuts im still fucking thees sluts cant beleve there trusting thees nuts overly trusting overly busting overly nuting overly

With Death Comes Life
October, 2006 saw the death of my mother-in-law…a phenominal lady. She was a music teacher for 30 years in the West Chester, PA. area and had a huge heart of gold…I’ll miss her dearly. My daughter, Kacie and her would sit for hours and play the piano when she was little….I so loved to see both of them side by side, laughing, smiling, giggling…what great memories. My mother-in-laws favorite Bird was the Cardinal. She would sit for hours and watch them at the bird feeder. She had adorned parts of her home with Cardinals…be it cookie jars, table cloths etc…and she loved them so very much…When she was no longer able to live alone and we moved her to a retirement home, we made sure, her “cardinals” followed with her…..The summer of 2006 saw her in the early stages of Alzheimers and we knew, at some point, the end was closing in on her..she was 89 and had lived a wonderful , full life….The end came for her after a 35 day stint in the hospital…and the only time in th

New Ideas For The Angel Family
The website is now online Click Here As some of you were not in the lounge lastnight but i had stated that i will not be taking down the family website as i have added more to it. I had also stated that i will be putting it online today and that i will be doing it in a few moments. The site is currently offline. Here is the link to the

My Life
Boy I tell yeah you can't go through one day without something or someone trying to drag you down. It doesn't seem to matter how hard you work in life something always comes along to try to hurt you and make you fail. I have learned though if you go down without a fight then nothing is worth anything to you. You have to fight to survive and get what you want and need.

My Craziness
What is this thing called love. It comes on so sweetly, so good, so fulfilling. It is wild and free and everything you want. It is a dream that continues into the day, a desire that is met by only one. It's the touch of a hand that sends shivers down your spine and the breath you take in of that one special one whose aroma you want to always be with you. It's the need to hear their voice at odd times during the day for no real reason. It's the feeling of being safe. And then it fades somehow. I don't understand that part at all. Something that promises forever in the beginning, that feels so right and so real and so strong...where does that go? How can it end like that? Why won't it stay and keep you warm and safe? Is love only given to us for a short time (even several years doesn't seem like enough) only to have your heart break in the end...to be sad and lonely and searching for that feeling again...only to have that repeat itself and have the cycle keep going until

His...
He greeted me with a kiss and a hello. It had been to long since I felt his lips on mine, his hands on my body. I have forgotten what it is like to be this happy. He kisses me and stares into my eyes. He loves my eyes, and I love all of him. His skin is so soft and he knows all the right things to say. I don't know how much longer I can fight this feeling, I want to be HIS.......

Uncle Fester
I would love just once to go to school anywhere that I have went or I'm going and get the same answer from 2 people instead of having to talk to everyone and shift through it to get an anwser. Well I guess I'll getoff here now and quite bitching.

Raven
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore, While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. "'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door-- Only this, and nothing more." Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December, And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor. Eagerly I wished the morrow;--vainly I had sought to borrow From my books surcease of sorrow--sorrow for the lost Lenore-- For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore-- Nameless here for evermore. And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain Thrilled me--filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before; So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating, "'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door-- Some late visitor entreating entrance at my

My Baby For Life
gurl i love you so much and ive never mett you but ive got an good feeling bout this so im going wit it usualy i dont but this ones different ill love her til i die baby love you bunches and im never gonna let you go from the bottom of my heart muah

Thoughts
You know we accept friends to get to know them, and to help each other out. I have struggled the last 3 months to level, Kare with virgo's even put a bulliten up for me. I try very hard when people ask for the help, to help them. Why aren't I getting any help? I found out this morning that a good fubar friend had passed away on saturday. He will always be remembered as a very good and close friend, may you rest in peace my friend. say hello to my daddy for me. 'TMASTERWIZARD (R.I.P. 11-3-07) okay i dont have chat and dont have my bulletin or my bar tab what is going on?

Poems
Just want to say that I am able to be back on here more than I have been. Have been very busy the last several months with my husband and his cancer. Then the last part of the year it was my mother I was dealing with also. Havent had much time to be on computer. Have missed talking to you guys and hope everything is going great for you all. >Before I lay me down to sleep, >I pray for a man, who's not a creep, >One who's handsome, smart and strong. >One who loves to listen long, >One who thinks before he speaks, >One who'll call, not wait for weeks. >I pray he's gainfully employed, >When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. >Pulls out my chair and opens my door, >Massages my back and begs to do more. >Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, >Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" >I pray that this man will love me to no end, >And always be my very best friend. > > >MAN'S POEM... > > >I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boob

Life
This is so f*ing cool... I've only been on my job for a little over a month and got promoted to the highest paying account in the company right now.:D All women will probably love this... I work now for http://www.spanx.com ... I take the online orders, and take care of any returns, refunds or cancellations.:D I love this new role, it makes me feel more in my element.:D Well, that's all for now... if anyone gets bored check out that site.:D My son, Natas Elysium, was born March 30th, 2004 @ 11:31pm. His birth is one of my proudest memories.:) We had him by waterbirth (hottub birth) and had a midwife deliver him, her name is Jean, She has since moved and relocated her midwifery. Kim is the other midwife, a very wonderful midwife... I remember the day I found out I was pregnant with Natas, I was about 9 weeks about a week after the Type O Negative concert that we went to With my husbands cousin and his (then) girlfriend... I went through alot with this pregnancy (my very first and hop

Internet Friendship Poems
You have been, A friend so true, And I'm glad you know, I'm here for you. I look forward to your e-mails, Comments galore, And with your kind words, I couldn't ask for more. So happy we met, Got in touch, I can feel your grief, Your pain so much. And most times, You remind me of me, All of those feelings, How you long to set them free. I can feel what you're feeling, Deep down inside, I know of the agony, The tears you have cried. That when you close your eyes, You see his face, And it happening again, How he left this place. You remember the kisses, When he held your hand, The way he looked at you, To you let you know he could understand. How all of the little pieces, Fit perfectly together, Before he was taken, And you lost your forever. And now you need him, Want him to come back, Because you feel lost, And it's love that you lack. I know how hard it is, To want dreams to come true, And reality is selfish, Because it's somethi

My Poems
Times There are times when I feel so close to you, we are almost one. Yet there are times we feel miles apart. There are times I imagine, could last forever And there are times that hopefully won’t! There are times I feel we could do anything, And times when I feel like we are doing nothing. But all these times, are time spent with you, And you are the one I want to spend my time with. So, for the good times, and the bad… Let’s share our time together. Different Worlds Feelings are only the beginning There is so much more We are so different Too different For this to be what either of us needs Maybe I expect too much And maybe you expect too little Too many mistakes have already been made Too many to count So let “Us” not be a mistake But be a memory We will always remember

Kink
yes this one has a guys name in it..but i just had to blog about this guy....he is my ex boyfriend....and we had amazing sex....the last time we had sex was like amazing..yet it was nothing special....i think it was due to the fact that we aint a couple anymore it was free and he did things that tore out my heart...but he felt sooo good and sooo right...even though he broke my heart he made the sex worth while.....is that why the sex was amazing cuz my heart was finally in it???? i dont know but thats what im thinking...i mean he spanked me something he knew i loved for like the first time ever..he let go///as i did i??? would i like him back ion a heart beat....lol...am i getting him back probably not Ok,I ain't going to lie or front.I am what I am.I love it! I went to saskatoon for the night and had a good time.I also had a one night stand.(my bf n I broke up) it was a blast,I went all out with the kink,after all wanted to leave him with something to remeber me by,lol. Anyways,

Everyone Make Me A Legend
PLZZZZZZ HELP ME BE A LEGEND BOYS FAN ME AND ADD ME SHOW AOME LUV WHEN I BECOME A LEGEND I AM GOING TO SHOW ALL SO SHOW SOME LUV ALL MY FANS I WILL NEVER FORGET ABOUT YOU I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR MY FANS SO FAN ADD COMMENT AND RATE BOYS BECAUSE YOU KNOW I BLONG ON THAT BOARD

Just About Me
Went to play some Gears of War today with a co-worker today and the damn thing gave us it's wonderful Red Ring of Death. UGHHHH!!!! Now I won't have it for about a month!!! Just needed to vent about this.

Me? A Model?!
Yeah.. so, I'm really considering getting into the modelling thing. I'm definatly excited about it. No, I'm not talking about suicide girls or spooky girls. I'm gonna be my own model. Fuckin, independant! yes! A free agent model.. sounds great to me! The only thing is.. I need to find something to model for.. that will pay me money! My friend Matt told me that he'd talk to some of his photographer friends and help me get a portfolio together. uhm.. so yeah. hopefully all that will pan out quite nicely!

American Jobs
GOOD PAYING JOBS IN AMERICA? Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 am.. While his coffeepot ( MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG). He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE ) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA ). After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet ( MADE IN INDIA) he sat down with his calculator ( MADE IN MEXICO ) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch ( MADE IN TAIWAN ) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA ) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) filled it with GAS from Saudi Arabia and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.. At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (Made In Malaysia), Joe decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE!) and turned on his TV ( MADE IN INDONESIA), and then wondered why he can

God And Me
Sun's comin' up on a Sunday mornin'. I'm lookin' out the window at a beautiful view. Turn on the TV an' somebody's talkin', 'Bout the wrong and the right and the ultimate truth. I listen for a minute but my heart is somewhere else, 'Cause I've got my own convictions but I keep them to myself. When I feel the world around me, How can I not believe? If I'm high up on a mountain, Or down on my knees, It's just between God and me. Secrets I've been holding. Tears cried, nobody else sees. Sometimes I'm alone, But I know there's somebody watching over me. There's so much I'm afraid of an' I'm really not that strong. But there's one place I can go to where all the fear is gone. When I feel the world around me, How can I not believe? If I'm high up on a mountain, Or down on my knees, It's just between God and me. Every picture's painted differently. Every one has got a vision in their mind. That fills the heart with answers, And the missin' piece that we hope t

Poetry, Prose & Lyrics
Cold and hard like Winter steel, Tempered by a planet sunken, sallow, Oh jaded, wasted youth, they tsk, Knowing eyes rolling in bovine heads As they down their shots of Apathy - with just a splash of Fear. Pools of liquid night, her eyes Swallow the light, the false platitudes. Beneath the din and clamor of the quickening World, Spirits call weakly to her assailed ears, Entreating, weeping. Her hands tied by a world that will not listen, She cries in silence perfect, deep. Slipping sleeping through Reality's cracks, She comforts forgotten angels Who, keening, claw at blackened, twisted wings. Oh irony! She must escape her body To truly feel, to be felt - To hear the rough and raw tattoo Of the drums that keep the Universal Beat. Shedding flesh and bone and blood - The shrieking, clutching, burning World, She slips, ethereal, mysterious, Darkly glittering and soft To realms apart - Outcast no more. You're a faith disease, Divine crisis of soul. In an Age of Lie

What Ya Think Of This?
i was welcoming newbies. and you know me...i always rate everyone 11's. this assmunch came back to my profile after i rated his pic's and profile 11's. rated my pics all 1's...beware of him http://www.fubar.com/user/1138454 http://www.myspace.com/mholtzjr I'm curious about Gregorian chants. Who was Gregory?

Facts Of Life
Sarcasm may be the lowest form of wit... but it's still funny. There is no worse feeling than leaving your mobile at home and then returning to no missed calls or messages. There's nothing you could wish for in life that you couldn't buy from a man in a pub. The trick is to find the right man in the right pub. Attention fat people! Diet Coke is not a magic potion. Never go to Wolverhampton. It's not the end of the world, but you can see it from there. People who say "I'm beside myself" are often liars, with the notable exception of time travellers and Siamese twins. Having "juicy" written across your bum does not make it any smaller or more desirable. Under no circumstances should two men ever share the same umbrella. Chips should never cost more than a pound. Practitioners of alternative medicine should be banned from using hospitals. Broken your leg? In unspeakable pain? Have a little faith. Put a crystal on it - you'll be right as rain in no time. Never

The Pending Wedding
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. One day "little sister" called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a

Love
"why do boys fall in love with girls?" (This was written by a guy) Don't break this; it's so sweet! :) 1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo. 2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder. 3. How cute they look when they sleep. 4. The ease in which they fit into our arms. 5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world. 6. How cute they are when they eat. 7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while. 8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside. 9. The way they look good no matter what they wear. 10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth. 11. How cute they are when they argue. 12. The way her hand always finds yours. 13. The way they smile. 14. The way you feel when you see their name on the your cell after

Amy Jo
Jacob Isaiah Your mommy asked me to Write you a poem But I can’t find the words to Express Our heart felt tears or tender Happiness You were only with us a few Short days But then the Lord took back The life he gave I hope, precious Angel, that God Will find a time To give you back to us, when The world is fine Until then you will watch us From above Looking down on us with your Own understanding and love So we dedicate your birthday in Honor of you We wont celebrate with pain or Tears But with joy and Laughter through The years In such a short life, you gave us So much A new understanding of patience, Laughter and Love So on this day we celebrate your life And not your death For you were an Angel and one of Gods very best -Written By Amber Rambo 8 Days There were seven days of Laughter And seven days of pure Joy As we looked upon the face of Heaven in one little boy Seven

A Few Cringe Worthy Moments
FEMALE SOFA----- A 500 lb. woman from Illinoiswas examined in a hospital. During the examination, an asthma inhaler fell from under her armpit, a dime was found under one of her breasts and a remote control was found lodged between the folds of her vulva. eeewwwww..... PRICKLY PAIR-----OUCH! In Michigan, a man came into the ER with lacerations to his penis. He complained that his wife had "...a rat in her privates..." which bit him during sex (not the first conclusion I would have drawn, I don't think). After an examination of his wife, it was revealed that she had a surgical needle left inside her after a recent hysterectomy. PINGPONG ANYONE? ----- A 20 year old man came into the ER with a stonymass in his rectum. He said that he and his boyfriend were fooling around with concrete mix, when his boyfriend had the idea of pouring the mix into his anus using a funnel (you'd do the same, I'm sure!)?!! The concrete then hardened, (no sh*t Sherlock)! causing constipation and pain. Un

Dictionary 4 Womens Personal Ads
DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS 40-ish - 49 Adventurous - Slept with everyone Athletic - No tits Average looking - Ugly Beautiful - Pathological liar Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills Emotionally secure - On medication Feminist - Fat Free spirit - Junkie Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person Fun - Annoying New Age - Body hair in the wrong places Open-minded - Despera

Contest
from: Lynette date: 2007-02-05 10:09:28 subject: HERE YOU GO JUST POST THIS AS A BLOG AND AS A BULLETIN FOR YOUR FRIENDS TO HELP YOU IN YOUR CONTEST read receipt: Yes replied: No block user FOR ALL MY FRIENDS I AM IN A CONTEST AND I NEED YOUR HELP,,,I NEED COMMENT BOMBERS COME VOTE FOR ME, HERE IS MY LINK

Record Of The Journey
Work gets in the way of fun. Will try to post more regularly. Rock on folks. I ended up making a myspace page simply for the younger family memebers in my life, but not sure if I want to connect to them the fact that there aunt is a very hedonistic woman.. Hell I just took off the my space page that I was bi, simply because that is not a disscusion I wish to have with my teenage neices and nephews-- not afriad to, don't want there parents to yell at me for corrupting them. They haven't kept in contact with me, so am thinking about just deleating it. Except I have fun snarking folks on it. Doesn't that sound like a fun past time? Rather hang out here and see what else happens. Welcome to my life. I'm the royal entertainment for a long haired chi.. That would be my dog. So half the Morning is playing toss with the chi. I am grateful today because I didn't set my alarm clock, and he got me up in time for a shower and my morning routine. so he got extra attenti

New
Ok it might sound like i am being a baby but here i go i am tierd of people who say thay are my friends and wont me to bye things for the and then they dont wont to talk to me when i am here so i guess i am going to start over. I will keep my friends that wont me to but thats all. To my true friends thank you for being their much much love to you. if you cant talk to me dont be my friend COME READ MY MUM AND HELP ME OUT

Happy Things!
yeah, so....i'm doing karaoke with my roommate. so far i sang: 3 kelly clarkson songs 6 avril lavigne songs 5 songs from chicago the musical 1 madonna song 5 disney songs now thor, my roommate is singing 80's songs. fun stuff! but yeah...so i basically put on a concert. and i plan on singing more! i think next i will sing great balls of fire. it's pretty much one of the best songs ever. hey i think that song "i ran...i ran so far awaaaay" is about me. auburn hair...and eyes that hypnotize. without sounding stuck up, that is. people just always seem to comment on my eyes...so yeah... my cat scratched my thigh. i was picking him up to cuddle...and his claw dug into my thigh then pulled across...leaving a track mark. no good. it hurt. it still hurts. and it was bleeding. feel sorry for me...you know you want to :P now the cat is sitting on the coffee table rubbing on thor while he sings. yay! the next song is "don't you forget about me" i love it...

Floater!
Okay so FLOATER rocked my damn socks yet again! I had a blast and am already jonesin' for another show. (Don't worry baby, I won't make you go this time, I know you only went because I wanted you to! I love you anyway!!!!) There is nothing like a few drinks, a great band, and a bunch of rowdy Eugene-ians to complete an awesome weekend!!!! Ohhh and as if that didn't make my weekend we got our Mudfest Tix too!!! Yippee!!!

My Iq
You have a sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

My Life - Welcome To The Boredom!
I just resurrected my yahoo. I'm looking for people to add to it as I brutally culled the names on it. Didn't even know who half the people were, lol. If you use yahoo fairly regularly and want to add me, let me know in private message or a shout. I'm not in the habit of using it anymore, so I'd also be looking for someone to remind me to use it - if you see me on the FU, but not on yahoo tell me to log in :P Voice and cam chatting is optional. I don't show my junk on cam, but hey - if you're hawt and wanna share, who am I to deny you happiness? :P Donkey fact: Donkeys were first domesticated around the year 4000bc. I got a new digi cam corder. I'm still figuring out how to work the motherfucker. I made this though while fucking about with it's uber cool night vision function. Up is down, down is up, look at me, do I give a fuck? Black is white, white is black, fuck me, a manic attack! There's the demon, approaching with stealth fucking up my mental health. The lights a

Here I Am
They sat there, staring into each other’s eyes, complty caught in the moment. They needed each other, but needed to find a place to release their passion, she peeked out from behind her seat and saw that one of the washrooms was free, she looked back and grinned at him. She leaned in and whispered into his ear, time to join a very special club, I will see you in the bathroom, with that she kissed him on the cheek, stood and walked back to the washroom. He watched her head down the isle, a certain swing in her step making her ass sway in a hypnotic dance. He flopped back down into his seat and waited a few moments before getting up and heading back. He moved into the small area at the back of the plane where the washrooms are located and moves to the one door and lightly knocks. He hears the click of the lock and the door slowly swings open. He quickly steps inside, closes and locks the door behind him. He diddles as he tries to turn in the cramped little room, grabbing her and moving

Bored
Hey I am so bored. My damn dogs will not stop barking they have been barking since 8 this morning I am ready to kill them now and I wish that brian would call so I could go get him. that will give me something to do. well I just thought i would leave some little something here. Good Bye

Beautiful Vampire Ally
There is absolutely nothing to do. Its assless chaps Freezeing outside. I had a bad week last week. So instead of bitching i am going to say all the positives that is going to happen this week. I am Going to my Medical blling class so I can make More $. Seeing my beautiful boyfriend, And Takeing Care of my Adorible Kitty Maui. My other pets live with my parents. I know they are cute, But they are where they need to be. If you dont know what my pets look like look in My Album they are the best. I have a doctors appointment to hopefully finally get rid of the terible pain in my back, Or make it tolerable. But yea if you wanna be friends I would love it. I like like to help talk to someone else who also had a bad week. To kinda sympathize. Make myself feel somewhat better and maybie someone else.

Jith
OFFICIAL JAMBOREE MERCHANDISE VALENTINE'S DAY GIFTS FOR YOUR GIRL Back by popular demand and just in time for Valentine’s day, the official Jamboree In The Hills Thong! Choose one of our exclusive Valentine’s Day Gifts to surprise the Jambo Sweetheart in your life! http://www.jamboreeinthehills.com/merch%2007/jambo%20gear%20Valentine.htm Enjoy them all. Hopefully we can meet up there this Year!!! Hello All My Friends. I hope to be able to make it to this years Jamboree in the Hills I debated about going, because the only other times I've gone was with my Ex-Wife. But as my Oldest friend told me last Summer, I can't stop going to Concerts just because I started doing it with her. I Enjoy going!!! Does kill my back, But I Do Enjoy it. So I'm hoping that soon I'll be cleared to return to work and can afford to go. Plus I'm GOING NUTS FROM NOT BEING ABLE TO WORK Now seeing that there are a Lot of other COUNTRY F

Night Angels Blog
Flesh and bone you bleed and in a way i succeed. Your blood drips down slowly to the floor I will take you to the depths of Hell... Creeping in the darkness of the night The will and power to kill and be killed! No fear of death......death being craved... Ripping flesh... AND TODAY I DIE WITH YOU BY MY SIDE!! There you go again, Fuck... Dont you see that your hurting me? Time passing...second, minute, hour, day, week, month, year and still i cant bear! Killing you my passion Just to see you rose red blood... Cut by cut, slice by slice, so i picture you one day! Black like my heart Running from death you say Death is my only card i play... So follow me Paint a picture with my tears, what do you see? What does it show in the end? A heart valuable but broken, torn out, thrown awayâ€¦. Pain from over these years that's never ending! Hate for your family, friends, love and yourself! Never changed, the darkness from rejection and hate. More tears fall as you keep

Just A Thought
YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED! SO FUCK ME BACK! Body: YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED! Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot! RULES: 1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course. 2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!* 3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy! 4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty! 5- Random sex is perfectly okay! 6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT. 7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away! This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

Call Me A Bitch!!!
So what if I speak my mind... So what if Im passionate about those I care about... So what if I put you in your place in defence of pain youve caused... So what if I dont offer you sympothy when youve fucked up on one of my girls... So what if I will stand by my sister, my brother, my best friends, or the man I love in any circumstance and tell you where to go and if you dont know how to get there Ill draw you a fucking map... So what if what you say about me doesnt faze me... So what if you talk shit about those I love if I call you out and make it known the pussy you are... And so what if you break my one of girls hearts I will slice your fucking throat... Maybe I am a BITCH if what I just said makes me that then I wear that lable with pride... My friends and my family are what make me tick, and if you cant respect them and me then Ill show you the fucking door... True I may not be the hardest bitch on the block... Sure maybe you could kick my ass... Go ahead talk shit about

My First Contest!!!
ok this is not rilly a contest every one who enters can win... men if you can git 3000 votes you will git a rolex women if you git 3000 you will git a dimond ring.. I need 10 people who thank thy got what it takes to git the gold to enter... and good luck to all who enters.... just send me a message with the link to your pic you want to enter ... NO NSFW PIC'S twistedshadow{TWISTED IS AS TWISTED DOSE 666} ~DARKMOON CT FAMILY~@ CherryTAP IM IN A CONTEST SO IF YOU LOVE ME PLEASE COME HELP ME ANY LITTLE BIT WILL HELP...THANK YOU TWISTEDSHADOW.... src="http://cherryimage.php?u=369336&i=3750552266&tn=1" border=0> Ok this is my first contest to hold.. Every one and any one can inter men and women.. You can only submit a rill pic. of your self no fakes or you will be deleted No exceptions.. You can comment bomb your on pic.. there will be only one winner.. The first person to get 3000 comments wins.. I need 10 people to inter.. The contest will start when i get 10 people

Recognition
The first time you fall in love; it is like a dream come true. For all of us, that love has or is yet to come. For the majority of us older people, it has come and gone. I'm only speaking on it because my heart is heavy. Some people will make you fell like "what was the point in falling in love if it was not real?" Or rather, "if it was only a fiasco?" Well, there are individuals that will come in your life that will make it known that there is some good in people. There is some good men/women in the world. Although they are a needle in a haystack or a diamond in the ruff. I titled my blog recognition because I've been there and done that. once you've crossed that bridge the "recognition of love" becomes easier. KNOWING when some love is being shown, makes your day go by easier. It makes life worth living. It puts a glow in your spirit that only the uplifted can see. I realize that my first love is gone. I realize that those glory days shall not return. I also realize the presence of

~patrice's Pieces~
You called me a slut did you think i would cry did you expect to see tears in my eyes? Yes, i'm a slut i will not deny listen to me and i'll tell you why. I like young guys i dont like old men if your older than me you may not get in. I'm a woman who's not trying to get paid and i dont want your love i just want to get laid. I dont want your sweet words your promises and lies What i need is your hands on my thighs and your mouth on my skin like juliet said, give me my sin again. And after were done and your feet hit the floor dont look back get your ass out the door. So, when you call me a slut dont expect me to be sad or blue, i'll stand back and smile and say; thank you! ~Patrice~ Just wanted to let everyone know how i'm doing. I realize it's been awhile since i've been on here, but alot has been happening... i recently broke

Just One Of The Many Things That Pisses Me Off...
i cant help but fall back into the things i used to love. mainly meaning his arms. yes. yet another blog about love and relationships. how bad do those suck. i cant seem to walk away from this one. for the first time in my life i wasnt in control of my heart and i was loving the feeling but then we hit some rough spots and yeah....he cheated and we made up and then i kinda returned the favor. now i thought that being able to do that was a clean and clear sign that i could live and love someone else. unfortunately, the longer time goes, the less i can feel that. i finally got to see him today just to talk about it all. it was rough. i kept thinking that by the time i was looking at him i would know why i felt so compelled to talk to him and see him again but i was still blank. but when he hugged me, it all stopped mattering. i sat for an hour and held onto him as tightly as i could. in that hour i had alone with him, i was happier than ive been in months since we split.

The Battle
You know what I find particularly amusing [I know my other equally gorgeous girlfriends on Myspace will readily agree]? Random emails from various boys that are CHOCK full of delicious retardation, bad lines and on more than one occasion - rancid vulgarity. My favourite from the past few days? "If I told u were beutiful, would u date me on the regular? [followed by two smiley icons and one wink icon] because U R beutiful." Now. Here is a prime example of retardation AND cheesy lines. However, I was unware of that fact that this a STOLEN cheeseball line until I was on the West Seattle Bridge today, making my journey home and heard none other than Justin Timberlake's falsetto Mariah Carey-esquely warbling out that very line. Interesting. However, as I am now in serious doubt as to your sexual orientation [seeing as how I do not know of a single straight male who would know the lyrics to JT's new song on the airwaves, or if they did, admit to it] I will unfortunat

Health Awareness
Tan pronto le pase la regla o periodo ( o el mismo dia de cada mes si ya no tiene la regla), examine como se ven y como se sienten sus senos, buscando cualquier cambio. Informe inmediatamente cualquier cambio a su doctor o enfermera. Visite regularmente al doctor para sus examienes de los senos y pregunte sombre la mamografia. Paso 1 : Acostada Fijese si siente una bolita dura, la piel mas gruesa o cualquier cambio en el tejido del seno. * Coloque una almohada debajo de su hombro derecho y ponga el brazo derecho debajo de la cabeza * Con la mano izquierda extendida, examinese con la yerma de los dedos, usando los tres dedos del medio * Examinese haciendo presion leve, moderada y firme en cada area del seno, usando pequenos movimientos circulares * Examinese de arriba hacia abajo * Busque cambios en toda el area del seno, arriba y abajo del cuello (clavicula) y en la axila * Repita estos pasos en el seno izquierdo Purede repetir estos pasos d

Real Or Dream?
My mind screamed out "Make love to me" My body screamed out "Make love to me" He did more than that Without a word Without a thought He touched, licked, kissed, nibbled, and sucked on places that my body thought had lost feeling Passion, Desire, Lust He knew just what I wanted From the top of my head to the tip of my toes I shivered Cried out Then fainted The rush of sensation passed through my body It made all the tiny hairs stand up on end Just a touch and all of my feeling came back to me From just his touch I fell asleep that night - peaceful Only to awake the next morning and realize that he was already gone Just a dream I don't know; but when he comes back we shall start all over again and again and again

Sarge's Random Thoughts
Aloha Everyone, just a quick rant as to what has happened to Lost Cherry oops, Cherrytap OOps again, FUBAR. Since the begining it was fun and no BS, now it has turned into what we feared the most... Myspace with nudity. Now There are a lot of great folks out there. I have rated everyone of them 10's of course. I may not be a chatter or a louge lizard but I do rate and comment when neccesary. TO all of you on my friends list who never ask for blasts and other shit like that Thank you. I will always rate your bombs and pics and never ask to see your private folders. I also will never leave rude or inappropriate comments on your pics of pages. Maybe one day this place will return to the glory it once was. As for the friggen bouncer thing, that just pisses me off. Oh and BTW i folded and post a damn salute pic so get off my friggen back. If I have missed fanning you or rating pics let me know and I will get ya soon. I actually do it the old way.. one pic at a time. tedious but hey why c

Song Of The Week 12
Yep SOTW 12. This weeks song is SCREAMING FOR VENGEANCE by Judas Priest Song Name - Screaming For Vengeance Artist - Judas Priest Album - Screaming For Venegeance Song Number - 7 of 12 Song Length - 4:43 Lyrics Hey listen don't you let 'em get your mind Fill your brain with orders, and that's not right They're playing at a game that draws you closer Till you're living in a world that's ruled by fear Always takin' baby out that's OK What they're givin' maybe it's out of phase with me Told you once you're never gonna win the race Same old no tomorrow -- kicked in the face! We are screaming for vengeance The world is a manacled place! Screaming, screaming for vengeance The world is defiled in disgrace! Tie a blindfold all around your head Spin you round in the torture before the dread And then you're pushed and shoved into every corner Then they lead you out into the final slaughter. As the sweat is running down your neck All your praying for'

Rants!!!
Quite flooding my damn bulletin board!!!!!! Contests... fan me, rate me... and all of my friends as well, hateful crap and general bullshit! I'm done... you flood, you're gone!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have gotten the same damn bulletin over and over and over again for the past 10 hours. I really hate to put my bulletin board on "family only" because sometimes I DO get something interesting that I like to read. If I looked a bulletin once then I'm probably NOT going to look at it again... ESPECIALLY if I keep getting the same one over and over. Please.... please STOP THE MADNESS~~~~~~~~~~~

Optical Illusions
Where is Waldo? Can you spot him? It should be easy to find him, since he is the only one wearing glasses. It's hard to believe there is no water on the sidewalk below! The hose, drain, puddle... everything is painted on the sidewalk by Julian! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YA RUN FROM GIANT FLIES!

?????
You're on my friends list. I'd like to know 25 things about you. Just hit "Reply to Poster" and send me your answers. You'll be surprised how much you didn't know about your friends after this! 1. Ever punch someone in the face? 2. How old are you? 3. Are you single or taken? 4. Eat with your hands or utensils? 5. Do you dream at night? 6. Ever seen a corpse? 7. Have you ever wished someone dead? 8. Do You Like Bush, the president? HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 9. Whats your philosophy on life? and death? 10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know about it, what would it be? 11. Do you trust the police? 12. Do you like country music? 13. What is your fondest memory of me? 14. If you could change anything about yourself would you? 15. Would you date me? 16. What do you wear to sleep? 17. Have you ever peed in a pool? while you were still in it? 18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to? 19. If I only

Single Again
WELL, LOOKS LIKE I AM SINGLE AGAIN, I TRIED IT ONE MORE TIME, AND IT WAS GREAT WHILE IT LASTED, BUT SOME THINGS ARE JUST NOT MEANT TO BE. I GUESS I CAN'T BLAME ANYONE BUT MYSELF, BUT I AM FREE AGAIN.......

Natures Love Potion
Talk about a luscious Love Potion! Accourding to Greek folklore, pomegranates are a symbol of fertility and passion, and they're praised in the Karma Sutra for their aphrodisiac powers. Plus, gazing at the juice's hue increases heart rate and boosts blood flow. This enhances sensivity to smell and tastes- a perfect prelude to an evening with your Valentine! To make the passion punch, combine 2 oz. each light rum and pineapple juice, 1/2 oz. pomegranate juice and a splash of ginger ale. ENJOY!!

Still I Rise
Still I Rise By Maya Angelou You may write me down in history With your bitter, twisted lies, You may trod me in the very dirt But still, like dust, I'll rise. Does my sassiness upset you? Why are you beset with gloom? ’Cause I walk like I've got oil wells Pumping in my living room. Just like moons and like suns, With the certainty of tides, Just like hopes springing high, Still I'll rise. Did you want to see me broken? Bowed head and lowered eyes? Shoulders falling down like teardrops, Weakened by my soulful cries? Does my haughtiness offend you? Don't you take it awful hard ’Cause I laugh like I've got gold mines Diggin’ in my own backyard. You may shoot me with your words, You may cut me with your eyes, You may kill me with your hatefulness, But still, like air, I’ll rise. Does my sexiness upset you? Does it come as a surprise That I dance like I've got diamonds At the meeting of my thighs? Out of the huts of hi

My Blogs
Oh gentle winds 'neath moonlit skies, Do not you hear my heartfelt cries? Below the branches, here about, Do not you sense my fear and doubt? Side glistening rivers, sparkling streams, Do not you hear my woeful screams? Upon the meadows, touched with dew, Do not you see my hearts a'skew? Beneath the thousand twinkling stars, Do not you feel my jagged scars? Seek not my mournful heart kind breeze, For you'll not find it 'mongst these trees. It's scattered 'cross the moonlit skies, Accompanied by heartfelt sighs. It's drifting o're the gentle rain, A symbol of my silent pain. It's buried 'neath the meadow fair, Conjoined with all the sorrow there. It's lost among the stars this night, Too far to ease my quiet fright. No gentle winds, seek not my heart, For simply ... it has torn apart. Grant me The Serenity, to accept the things i cannot Change, The courage to change the things i cannot accept, and the Wisdom to hide the bodies of the people i h

B0t.knightmare
mom i miss u alot.i love u with all my hearty and soul i know u are in a better place with no more pain and suffering.passed away dec21 2006 buried her dec 24 2006.u were my life its hard knowing i cant pick up the phone to call u and tell u i love u..

Pics Uploaded Again Check Them Out Hey Everyone!
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Last Rose
O, what is the song this late, late rose is singing? where will its petals fall, pale orange-yellow rose? when shall the breeze and the rose cease laughing, dancing, when will the raindrops bring time, and loss, and tears? who wrote the song that the rose is singing, singing, who painted petals on this fleeting rose? when did the breeze discover dancing, dancing, with roses that fade and fall in loss and time and tears? after the rosefall, a colder breeze is blowing, rose petals lie in drifts upon the ground; but the breeze remembers, wintering red rose-hips, sowing the rose’s spring and singing; remembering rose’s sound

The Raven
the pain that you feel, but cant touch. a pain you know of, but cant explain a pain so feirce you go insane the unknown pain that clutches your heart and burns in your soul the pain in your life to strong to carry on the unknown pain that clouds your mind and devours your every thought the pain of broken promises broken dreams the pain thats unheard of the pain that's not seen I feel your pain The pain in losing someone so close to us, The pain in losing someone so dear to us Knowing that they were just right here with us I feel your pain. We never really say good-bye Just I’ll see you home some day soon. The pain to us that any time or any day that Any time or any day that our love ones do not have long to stay I feel your pain the pain in knowing this has Happened to you. The pain in knowing what more tears we have gained. But through all this I feel your pain a dear friend came to the raven for his gift his help so much pain so deep the pain bur

Remy's Blog
well I am 23 never had a child befor (well of my own but have helped take care of other mens children without hisatation) Now I have the chance to take care of my own but it seems as if the mother does not want me to be in the childs life....how can you deny a father of his rights when he has done nothing wrong but tried to keep the peace...I have no ideal if anyone can help me understand this please do...for I really need help with this it racks my brain how she could deny my of my fatherhood... I was told today that I look like a playboy and for that it is hard for females to trust me...how is it that because I try and take care of myself I look like a play boy...I am not a play boy for one I am a one woman man I like having one woman at a time besides for than two and it gets messy and you lose track of the important things like the hugs the kisses the time that is spent together whether it be just ruff housing around or even chillin at the house watching a movie or maybe even going

~ Main Stream Media View Of Our Troops ~
It is hard to believe some of the things that you see and read what is coming in our newspapers and TV these days. I hate war, i don't want to see one of our Mothers, Fathers, Sons & Daughters hurt or killed. But this is a different & terrible world we live in now, There is allot of people who wish us harmed. These Brave men and women have taken the call. Our military is all-volunteer. we have no draft. You can dislike war, but it is impossible to support the troops and not the mission. If you wish the mission to fail then our Brave troops fail. These men and women serve for love of country. Watch your News and TV don't let them get away with this. It burns my ass when i hear stuff like this mercenary? soldiers should be grateful? that they are young and naïve? The Troops Also Need to Support the American People By William M. Arkin I've been mulling over an NBC Nightly News report from Iraq last Friday in which a number of soldiers expressed frustration with opposition

I'm Around Once In A While
OK so I've been gone 4ever but I promise (pinkie swear) I'm back around now. Sorry to all my chums (nobody uses that word anymore, what happened to chums?) I've been gone completely for like 4 months. I moved to Minnesota and love it. Got a house, finally got computer shipped up and I'm all set. Miss ya'll (still a Southern gentleman right?) ALL...PLEEEASE write and let me know what you've been up to and if you're still around on this here fubar :) xoxox Enjoy the Silence

Everyday Bullshit!!!
Well nothing has changed. I hate my job. I am so tierd of STUPID people. Why is it that when people are runk they feel the need to act stupid in the drive-thru. Dont they realise that just because they are out having fun that I am still stuck at work? GRRR. I wish people would get a clue. Then I have crew members that feel like they can act stupid becuase the drunks dont care. I wish they would realise that they still have a job to do. I would fire him if I could. In other things well.... Oh thats right all I do is work and sleep. I guess I am just gonna have to be happy with that. I am goin out on my day off.

Me
do you ever feel like you'd be better off alone in a hole in the wall somewhere. maybe living in a cave in the woods. well i feel that way quite often. actually right now i do. delete my existance deny who i am what the fuck ever. the world will still go on. with or without me. Well i guess i'm gonna say hey there to everyone. i'm new here. i guess i'm here to find people to talk to. I spend alot of my evenings sitting at home alone while my husband is out. I stay home with the baby, and be very bored. I guess i feel largely ignored and forgotten most of the time. So besides just depressing everyone if you have anything to talk about, anything at all, especially something to break the boredom, come talk to me.

Poetry
i have some of these on Myspace as well, but for those who don't know me over there, i figured i'd just throw up a few for you all to read. hope you enjoy. "Kitten" A kitten kicks a ball of yarn Fur as dark as an autumn night The yarn is frail, falling apart The kitten paws it with delight Eyes like onyx, this kitten purrs The yarn is strewn across the floor A patch of white like a harvest moon The yarn rolls through another door Back and forth goes the fragile yarn It's coming undone bit by bit Will the kitten grow bored and leave? Or will it take the yarn with it? this is one of my most recent poems. for any poetry fans out there, i'd love to know what you think. leave me some love. :) i always return the favor. "The Blade" Soft moonlight shines down upon glowing runes An enchanted sword rests on the white sand Waves roll by in meditative whispers Tempered steel glows like a fiery brand The left is etched with a twisting snake Wh

Wow... Lol This Is Kind Of Confusing
So yeah, I just joined cherry tap and it is kind of confusing, but I think I am getting the hang of it. So far I have met some really nice people on here. This is kind of like myspace, but a lot better... If that makes any sense at all. Well until next time!

Send Me An Angel
Do you believe in heaven above Do you believe in love Don't tell me a lie Don't be false or untrue It all comes back to you Open fire on my burning heart I've never been lucky in love My defenses are down A kiss or a frown I can't survive on my own If a girl walks in And carves her name in my heart I'll turn and run away Everyday we've all been led astray It's hard to be lucky in love It get's in your eyes It's making you cry Don't know what to do Don't know what to do Looking for love Calling heaven above Send me an angel Right now Empty dreams can only disappoint In a room behind your smile But don't give up, don't give up You can be lucky in love

Contest
Friends, I need your help, I need about 4000 comments to win this contest so come and comment me as much as you can. Much love xoxo hello my lovely friends, i need your help i entered the most seductive contest go and leave me lots of comments... kisses and hugs.. muah http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=221414&albumid=213546&i=2664838068 If you lub me comment my link my dearlings... You wont be sorry... Whom ever leaves me the most comments on me on this link will get a personal pic of myself... as i said i da tara gotta lub me so show me the lub... http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=221414&albumid=213546&i=2664838068

What Movie Star Have You Been Told You Most Look Like
a man standing with his boss on a slow day decided to play a prank on his wife well the man got on one phone listening in but remained silent as his boss called his wife... the lady answered and the bossman said hi, is this mrs smith and the lady replied yes well the bossman explained to her that although her husband does a great job, his numbers are up and even sales has increased bur they still have to let him go... the woman gasp! why? if he is doing such a good job... the boss replied well i dont want to go into any details but we caught him in his office with his secretary on the desk. the woman yelled omg that bastard omg he will find his shit on the porch when he gets home... the boss says im sorry to tell you this mam.. then she replies well now i dont feel so guilty about fucking his brother! ppl tell me that i look alot like patrick swayze ... why I don't know lol during sex what do you think about they guy going down on you? for our bi/lesbian ladies what do you think about

Poems
Rhythmic Embrace Aug 20 2006 By Raven NightSpell When my heart beats a bounding And me legs are a flound'ing 'Tis the radiance astounding And my hearts deep seeded needing For another’s heart to be beating Quickly now and still much faster Only this be not knowing And for this I wish were showing Wile fluttering hearts silently moaning Only this I wish were true Oh to be something new This one thing I wish to do One thing I do hope to be This thing that I may never see For my souls wanting surrender As the music holds my wanting And the rhythm so unstopping For this my will becomes undaunting The music moves divine and grace Unyielding hold from this place Beaming flush upon my face Entrancing dance is my hold Heat arising from where, untold Truly wanting to give in My strength within quickly fleeting From the music sensual beating Ending in simple wanting, needing. ( phew needed to get that out for a wile ) A Desperate Cry Nov. 2

Hair Cut
A salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a Haircut before the next day's meeting, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises. I'm afraid not, sir," the clerk told him apologetically, "but down the hall from your room is a vending machine that should serve your purpose." Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the machine, inserted $15.00, and stuck his head into the opening, at which time the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later the salesman pulled out his head and surveyed his reflection, which reflected the best haircut of his life. Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read, 'Manicures, $20.0 0'. "Why not?" thought the salesman. He paid the money, inserted his hands into the slot, and the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later he pulled out his hands and they were perfectly manicured. The next machine had a

Todays Funny
It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost zero when the little blonde got off work. She made her way to her car and wondered how she was going to make it home. She sat in her car while it warmed up and thought about her situation. She finally remembered her daddy's advice that if she got caught in a blizzard she should wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it. That way she would not get stuck in a snow drift. This made her feel much better and sure enough in a little while a snow plow went by and she started to follow it. As she followed the snow plow she was feeling very smug as they continued and she was not having any problem With the blizzard conditions. After an hour had passed, she was somewhat surprised when the snowplow stopped and the driver got out and came back to her car and signaled for her to roll down her window. The snow plow driver wanted to know if she was all right as she had been following h

My Stuff
Perfection in my Eyes All I ever wanted was to be part of your heart, And for us to be together, to never be apart. No one else in the world can even compare, You're perfect and so is this love that we share. We have so much more than I ever thought we would, I love you more than I ever thought I could. I promise to give you all I have to give, I'll do anything for you as long as I live. In your eyes I see our present, our future and past, By the way you look at me I know we will last. I hope that one day you'll come to realize, How perfect you are when seen through my eyes. Love Is ... Love is the greatest feeling, Love is like a play, Love is what I feel for you, Each and every day, Love is like a smile, Love is like a song, Love is a great emotion, That keeps us going strong, I love you with my heart, My body and my soul, I love the way I keep loving, Like a love I can't control, So remember when your eyes meet mine, I love you with all my h

Application For Valentines Day
Looking for someone to spend Valentines Day with! He must be nice, funny, interesting and wants to have fun! He must also live in the same state as me and must not live anymore than 45 minutes to an hour away! If anyone is interested, apply below with the following: Full Name: Age: How you know me: Why you think you would make a good date for Valentines Day: Where you would take me and what we would do on Valentines Day: All applications must be in by February 10, 2007 or sooner! ;)

Fill This Out =d
Why, that is all I want to know. Why;; the people I know Why;; the people I care about. Why;; now. Why, Kaylah, My Father, Cassie, and now Brett. Why so close to together in death. Its too much to handle. It just not right. Noone should have this much pain. Its just too much. Would you kiss me? [] yes [] no Am I? [] kool [] sexy as hell [] fine [] cute [] okay [] ugly Do you think im a virgin? [] yes [] no I look like.. [] a player [] hubby/wifey type [] one time thing [] next bf/gf If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me just because of my looks? [] Yes [] No Would you rather.. [] hook up with me [] cuddle with me [] have sex with me [] date me On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [] 1 [] 2 [] 3 [] 4 [] 5 [] 6 [] 7 [] 8 [] 9 [] 10 Are you going to repost this so i can answer for YOU? [] yes [] no what would you want me to be to you? [] friend [] fuck bud

Life
i am so sick and tired of people reporting my nsfw pics as nsfw.....doesnt anyone know how to read anymore? is it that hard to see that you went into the nsfw folder. its not that its such a big deal but i hate gettin emails all the time that one of my pics has been reported again. then i send back the reply that it is already marked. sorry just blowing steam im tired of people not reading. ok someone please tell me if you have a crush on me.....its killin me. thanks why does it have to be like this? why does it have to feel the way it does? why cant the pain just stop? how can someone be so happy and then it just changes? how can you tell someone you want them so much and just walk away?

A New Direction..
If you've been slow to catch spring fever, pull some lighthearted pranks. Remember, though... what goes around, comes around. If somebody decides to make you their April Fool, have the good grace to laugh at yourself, and be glad you provided onlookers with comic relief. Put Aries in Last Place Anybody who has ever hung out with a Ram knows these folks expect to be first in all things. If you'd like to have a little fun with your favorite Aries, make reservations at a fancy restaurant, then tip the maitre d' to seat a bunch of latecomers before you. Don't let this trick play out too long, though. This sign is famous for its red-hot temper! Take Away Taurus' Comforts There's no doubt about it: Bulls love their creature comforts. The best way to get under this sign's skin is to deprive them of their vices. Claim that the grocery store stopped carrying their favorite cookies. Pretend that the dry cleaner lost their cashmere sweater. Say that you used their expensive body lotion on the do

A Lesson In Life
There comes a time when you must stand alone. You must feel confident enough within yourself to follow your own dreams. You must be willing to make sacrifices. You must be capable of changing and rearranging your priorities so that your final goal can be achieved. Sometimes, familiarity and comfort need to be challenged. There are times when you must take a few extra chances and create your own realities. Be strong enough to at least try to make your life better. Be confident enough that you won't settle for a compromise just to get by. Appreciate yourself by allowing yourself the opportunities to grow, develop, and find your true sense of purpose in this life. Don't stand in someone else's shadow when it's your sunlight that should lead the way. Work hard at what you like to do and try to overcome all obstacles Laugh at your mistakes and praise yourself for learning from them Pick some flowers and appreciate the beauty of nature Say hello to strange

Thoughts
i saw this in a bulletin and i really liked it so i had to copy it to my blog for others to read. just so you know i did not come up with this. When a girl bumps into your arm while walking with you she wants you to hold her hand When she wants a hug she will just stand there When u break a girls heart she still feels it when u run into each other 3 years later When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a few seconds, she is not at all fine When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are playing games When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever When a girl says she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future When a girl says, "I miss you," no o

What Is Real Love
love is when the only thing you can do is think about that person every waken momment.love is when you cry yourself to sleep when they are not with you anymore at night.love is when you worry about then way to much.love is a journey two people can take together an have good and hard times and make it through it no matter what happens. what the fuck is real love can anyone really give agood enough answer.

Adidas
what the hell so im bored and these are just well i dont know Trees, have you ever thought about them? Dont worry neither have I. Where this is going I dont know so... here we go. All these little bad ass kids that go up into schools and shit shootin the fuckin place up. How God damn physco do you gota be? Plus I think parents should still beat the little mother fuckers ass. My dad would beat the fuck outa me when I did shit wrong. Dont get me wrong I was one of those little bad ass kids who thought my shit didnt stink, but you gota have something wrong with you to do some of the shit people do these days. Shouldnt parents notice if there kids are that fucked up. Here is something REALLY fucked up that Ive thought about more than once. If I was to ever kill some one i would first knock them out, pinn em crucifix stlye to the wall, making there head look straight down, thumb tack there eyelids to their forehead, and slit in a smiley face motion along the pant line. Now if you do thi

Random Acts
I am in no way making light of the events that took place on 09.11.01 but I gotta get this off my chest. The morning of the attack I was awake and watching TV, and its what I was watching that brings me to my point. To this day on September eleventh I am reminded of MONKEYBONE So here is the task at hand for you all. Tell me the most wildly inappropriate thing that you think of and the event that triggers this thought Well for my first entry in the CherryTap blog i have decided to embarrass myself... enjoy

Wake Up
you know what guys wake up big is beautiful we are more easy going because we don't think our shit doesn't stink and we are great lovers you don't have to be a toothpick to be beautiful most people in the us are big so why are we worried about being thin we need to look deaper thin just looks give big beatiful girls a chance so start looking for us bbw we will show you a good time

How Do You Like
She took his hand and led him into the dark and fragrant orange groves, the whisper of leaves brushing against their skin the only sound besides the eerie cry of the coyotes. In the foothills that rose from the southern California coast, the night was warm and still, and the perfume of the ripened fruit as intoxicating as wine. Past the "Do Not Pick Fruit" signs, down the dirt paths between the endless rows of trees, almost running. Always the impatient one, she tugged at his hand, his clothes, as they moved between the dark and silent trees. He stopped, pulled her close, kissed her hard, his hands strong on her back, stroking and exploring. She bent beneath his kisses, his need. Her lips clung to his, sucking, seeking, as the waves of his passion washed over her, a sexual tsunami. Sinking to the warm, soft ground, clinging like shipwrecked lovers, clothing tattered and strewn, they touched, tasted, breathed. "We're trespassing here," he whispered into her ear. "'Forgive us our

My Sick But Enjoyable World
So I am new here and this seems like a lot of fun. One of my Lj community members told me about it so thanks to him I'm here. My name really is Nena, I'm a student and I have a full time job. I do cam shows sometimes on yahoo username turtoform. I haven't in awhile so maybe soon I will. FAQ Why do you post photos? I like it =) -Nena

L T's Bitchin Hour....
First-time Fatherhood: FAQs by Michael Shaw Dad or Dad-to-be, you've absorbed every word of ChildbirthSolutions (even the accessorizing hints for the modern on-the-go doula). But amazingly, you've still got questions. What's more amazing, I already know what those questions are, and here are the answers. So read this and set your mind at ease. Still got questions? We all do. Welcome to parenthood! Q. "My wife just told me she's pregnant. How could this happen?" A. No one is quite sure what causes pregnancy. While current research has revealed a possible "love virus" that stays dormant until some causative agent interacts. (Often the music of Barry White or Frank Sinatra.) Other scientists theorize that certain chemical agents are often involved. My wife and I conducted a painstaking review of all activity leading up to the conceiving of our second child, Liam, and concluded a bottle of Merlot probably played a significant role. As for the mechanics of conception, ever play

Check This Out!
2007 version of I WILL SURVIVE SING IT GIRLS!!! At first I was afraid, I was petrified. When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, That I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on.... But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French Fry! I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans! Go on now - go, ! Walk out the door, Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!? Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!! [Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, with a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey! It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw

Indecent Proposal
Sorry I had stepped away to talk with her I got her to bathe and drink some juice and eat soem toast I feel like that is a biiiiiiiiig step. FOr those of you who want to know had her husbands church been told yet lets just say come Sunday he will feel the wraths of hell. She doesn't know and I plan to keep it that way don't want to put more on her. I am going to try and talk her into some counseling cause Lord knows I am clueless on this subject. Thank guys for all your help (Mummers) CUP OF JOE'S FIRST CONTEST AND IT IS GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND!!! TOP PRIZE IS A HAPPY HOUR! 2ND PLACE RECEIVES A MONTHS BLAST 3RD PLACE RECEIVES A WEEKS BLAST 4TH PLACE RECEIVES A THREE DAY BLAST 5TH PLACE RECEIVES A ONE DAY BLAST BONUS EVERYONE IS A WINNER IN THIS CONTEST 30,000 COMMENTS OR MORE WILL ALSO RECEIVE THESE GIFTS 20,000 COMMENTS OR MORE WILL ALSO RECEIVE THESE GIFTS

On Going Thoughts
if you do there are some great new sites I have just launched that you have to look at below Thank you for your time and please help me spread the word Our mission statement This site is an international meeting place for all races and nations to share knowledge. The issues that will be addressed focus on human cultural rights with an emphasis upon indigenous or native peoples, their spiritual respect and cultural understandings. This site has been created to help others and offers an open, unbiased, interactive user friendly place for all people to share thoughts and solutions on human rights issues. Our hope is to use the power of the internet to take your personal healing messages to the world. It is through sharing our personal healing journeys and cultural stories that we can better understand the present day events effecting all living things on this beautiful planet - we all call home. Aboriginal peoples of all colors networking together their cultural history

A Firefighter's Life
I just got this from a friend and decided to repost it as my first blog. SO READ IT! You stay up for 16 hours He's been for 48 straight _________________________ You take a warm shower to help you wake up. The rain in the middle of the interstate keeps him awake as he uses the jaws to cut a family out of a car. __________________________ You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He's chilled to the bone, hasn't eaten all day, has the flu, and then runs into a burning building __________________________ You drink your coffee on your way to the mall. He pumps on a five year olds chest on the way to the hospital. __________________________ You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. He makes sure the pass device on his air pack is working. __________________________ You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He watches his buddy fall through four floors of a burning building. __________________________ You walk down

Which Way
this is my first blog, i thought i'd give it a shot, try something new, cuz im on myspace alot, its bad when the cops, come into your place, but they can see your hole life, looking at it threw myspace, dont put nothing up, you dont want somebody to see, a video of you fucking, on exstacy, its the hole world, rested at your fingertips, get caught in bullshit, and dont even gotta move your lips, so watch what you say, and watch what you do, to honest folks, and the ones talking shit too, all i'm saying is, to look front to back, and keep crooked pigs, from a cyber attack, its an epedemic, and you're on like crack, think about that shit, while i blaze a sack.