You know what I find particularly amusing [I know my other equally gorgeous girlfriends on Myspace will readily agree]?
Random emails from various boys that are CHOCK full of delicious retardation, bad lines and on more than one occasion - rancid vulgarity.
My favourite from the past few days?
"If I told u were beutiful, would u date me on the regular? [followed by two smiley icons and one wink icon] because U R beutiful."
Now. Here is a prime example of retardation AND cheesy lines.
However, I was unware of that fact that this a STOLEN cheeseball line until I was on the West Seattle Bridge today, making my journey home and heard none other than Justin Timberlake's falsetto Mariah Carey-esquely warbling out that very line.
Interesting.
However, as I am now in serious doubt as to your sexual orientation [seeing as how I do not know of a single straight male who would know the lyrics to JT's new song on the airwaves, or if they did, admit to it] I will unfortunately have to decline your request to "date me on the regular". In addition, knowing how to properly spell the words "you", "are" and "beautiful" rank high in my standards.
