Fubar Blog Posts 3

Bumming Love
Bumming Love Sally Anderson is a nice housewife living a quiet life with her soon to be ex husband John. Well if that was up to me, that’s how it would be. Sally and I met at a party a long time ago. She was unhitched then and stunning. Back then she was wild and crazy, working down at Rusty’s as a stripper. But when she met that man, John, that was the end of the woman I thought I loved. But it was all a secret, our relationship that is. I changed a lot, though, since I was in prison for 2 years. I used to be a coke dealer and unfortunately I got caught and Sally broke up with. But while I was in prison, the only thing I thought about was Sally. I was walking into a courtroom where I’ve been many times, when she walked in. She was there dressed in a pretty pink summer dress with a white purse snug under her left arm. Her perfume smelled of something like roses and lilies. I caught her eyes. She gasped at the sight of me! I watched her slowly, are eyes met again. I smiled at h

Comma
Comma I remember that day. It went through my mind many times. I was walking home from work cars were zooming by fast. I clenched my purse close to my chest as I was walking. I recalled the day that went by. How slow it went and how much I wish I could get that new job I applied for a week ago. The snow bank pushed me more into the road but I wasn’t looking to see what was behind me. My eyes were watching my feet, trying not to fall. As I tried to make my way back up top of the snow bank I slipped. Falling right on my back in the middle of the road. My head turned to the left to see a tire sliding right into my head. I woke in a bed of white. The lights were low and I could see the nurse at a small desk calling a doctor to the room. A woman was seated next to me she looked familiar but I didn’t know. She cried out to me, thanking God I was alive. She hugged me and kissed me. I looked at her uncertain. “Don’t you know who I am?” she cried. I shook my head. I tried to talk but

Essay For Dead Air
Essay for Dead Air I think the way the media has control of our lives is very much absurd. I am forced to think how in the world someone before the time of television must have lived. There were many ways I’m sure. For example, they would read books. Wow a book! My problem now is there are some kids who have never opened a book in their lives. Of course I’m not so innocent, I have thrown little temper tantrums when I could not find the remote or when my computer decided not to work or when the television was out. It’s ridiculous that I get mad at an object and yell at it when I know it can not hear me. Since the media consumes our lives, I wonder what would happen if it just disappeared? Would there be chaos? Would there be screaming and crying on the streets because they were never going to know who won survivor or I will never be able to download another song again. Oh my god! What are we going to do now? Will we have to depend on literature and each other for entertainment? We

Father's Will
Father's Will “This load has to be delivered by noon. You understand?” “Yeah.” “Listen to me you little prick, I don’t need your bad ass attitude around here.” My boss, a fat, round red face, small feet, with a beer gut from hell, is like my father I wish never I had. I glared at him, and he shuffled off. Everyone around here treats me like a punk kid. I walked into the garage; glad I’m not going to be stuck in here all day. The smell of oil flows into me. It was going to be a very hot day today. I had 100 miles to travel to deliver this “load.” Drugs actually. Drug pusher they call me. I prefer “Remedy Supplier.” We traveled in white hauling trucks. Equipped with nothing but AC and radio. I would think with all the money we make they could at least in a CD player and some amps. I opened the door to the truck and pulled my self in. I looked at the picture of my father I tapped to the dashboard for luck and rolled my eyes. Proud of me yet? The black interior showed

Novel Review
Novel Review The novel I chose to read was “A Million Little Pieces” by James Frey. My opinion of the novel is the structure and meaning behind the book is wonderful. Though there has been brought up that parts of the novel are not true, the moral behind the story hit me hard. Through this novel you meet many characters. The main character and narrator is the author James Frey. You also meet his love interest, Lilly, his parents, and his best friend, Leonard, and many more. This book is about a man, James, and his addiction to drugs and alcohol. He details in the story about his time in rehab and recovering. The effectiveness of this story is huge. It will touch the lives of anyone who has an addiction to anything and you can realize there is always hope. Through out this novel it develops from James’ most horrible, rock bottom point and shows the time line of recovery. The roles of the people in the story are real drug and alcohol addicts in rehab and them dealing with their situa

Silver Girl
Silver Girl Friday night, waiting for the bus to come in, I watch the lady I love sit down on the bench, out of breath. She smiles at me and I stare at her. How can she just decide to up and leave like this? She would be leaving me, our apartment, even our cat behind. Just from a phone call? My mind wanders back to yesterday. Thursday morning eleven o’clock, I woke up to find Melissa out of bed, on the phone in the kitchen. I brushed my teeth, fixed my hair, and put on my eyeliner perfect. I stumbled in the kitchen and reached for the coffee. She had this cheery voice talking on the phone with some woman. She was speaking loud enough I could catch what was going on. Something about being found and becoming a star. When she hung up she was glowing. She told me that in Hollywood there was an opening on some soap, and the director wanted her to come and audition. I smiled and hugged her. I was happy for her. This is what she wanted. What kind of person would I be if I weren’t behind

Centerpiece
Centerpiece We first met a year ago. It was a blind date that our good friend set up and it was love and hate at first sight. He was the bad ass guy I’ve always dreamed about. Working in a steel mil, always wearing leather, riding around in a beat up truck. He was like one of those gorgeous guys you watch in the movies. He told me he loved me and I said the same. We moved in together after two months. I did leave once, but he promised to stop and I came back and it was a fight ever since. I was punished for leaving. I could barely walk, but that didn’t concern him. The oak table made a glare from the sun. The table where we used to sit together. The centerpiece was made up of fake orange flowers and glittered apples. The color of the vase was tinted yellow. But the sun made it look red. He bought it for me on our 8-month anniversary. I jumped when I heard the truck door slam shut. “Oh god, this place is a mess.” I pushed my bangs out of the way. “Hurry Mary, hurry.” Too l

Days Last Run
Days Last Run The sun scorch my bare skin on my legs, while the rest of my body was hidden underneath my favorite tree in the park. The oak tree’s branches went for miles and miles, with the greenest leaves and the darkest bark. I struggled as I put my right hand, all bandage up and swollen, in my pocket and reach for a cigarette. Two girls not much older than I, pass by as I light my cigarette. They glare at me as if I was some disgusting insect slimming around their feet trying to crawl on them. I breathe in the smoke and exhale with satisfaction. I see my partner walking towards me from the left. I quickly stumble up to greet him. “What’s the news?” I ask eagerly He just smiled at me. “We won.” “What are you saying?” “They’re done. We control them.” He said simply “We won? God we won!” 2 hours earlier. I sat there alone waiting. Chewing a piece of gum slowly. The cold of the air conditioner was blowing on the back. I sit in the isolated bathroom. Whit

Males Self-image
Males Self-image Did you know that men make up approximately ten percent of anorexics? Twenty percent of bulimics? Fifty percent of binge eaters? Men suffer from the same self-image problems that women do everyday. The media affects men the same way it affects women, it shows how men are suppose to look like just like women. Men suffer from all the same eating disorders as women do and also suffer from the same sterotyping, there are a lot of differences between men and women but there is a lot is the same. People always concentrate on the way the media effects women but it also affects men as well. Eating disorders are also commonly associated with women, but in reality the ratio between women and men for eating disorders has narrowed down for 19-1 to 9-1. The media affects men in many ways. How they are supposed to dress, act, and body image. Body image has a lot meaning in men’s lives. Society’s main idea of the male body has to do with what is popular at the given time (Wienk

Novel Review2
Novel Review The book I read was Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S. Thompson. Though this book may appear to only be about the 1960’s and 1970’s and their drug culture, I believe there is more meaning behind this novel. That it’s person’s wish to find the “American Dream” where money runs the world and wanting to be better then you are. The characters in the book revolve around two men. Mister Duke and his attorney. These men encounter many types of strange characters through out the novel, or encounter many normal characters and they are the strange ones. Duke is a “doctor of journalism” who works for a magazine. His attorney is with him everywhere he goes. They are both heavily into drugs and alcohol. He attorney helps Duke get out of things for free throughout their trip and helps Duke talk his way out of trouble. Both are there for each other when the other looses his mind. The plot and setting starts in LA where Duke and his attorney are in a bar when there i

Nothing To Report...
I'm writing a blog because there's nothing happening in my life. I mean sure there's the occasional driving lesson taking me further and the maths lessons helping me to get qualified for jobs that I'm never gonna do anyway... As the High Priest of the cunnilingus appreciation society (started as a group on facebook) I've been quite cut off from my favoured pastime as I've declined the company of ladies for the sake of my music and my hobbies. A nerdy thing to do but I'm not fussed right now, hell I'm already living proof that anyone can get their card stamped, don't really need much more claim to fame anyway (except being in a top metal band) so the world's the oyster really for a geek like myself. Though saying that, a friend so articulately told me: "Ohhhh I bet if little miss perfect goffik lady came and sat on your patrick that opinnion may just change slightly lol" Well yeah, thanks dude, I'm sure that's true. Though for now I'd be happy just to get a vocalist and a drummer for

Proverbs By First Graders:
A first grade teacher had twenty-five students in her class and she presented each child in her class the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading these keep in mind that these are first graders, 6- year-olds, because the last one is classic! 1. Don't change horses.......................... until they stop running. 2. Strike while the............................. bug is close. 3. Its always darkest before.................... Daylight Saving Time. 4. Never underestimate the power of............. termites. 5. You can lead a horse to water but............ how? 6. Don't bite the hand that..................... looks dirty. 7. No news is................................... impossible. 8. A miss is as good as a....................... Mister. 9. You can't teach an old dog new .............. math. 10.

Jeff Foxworthy's You Might Be A School Employee If . . .
You might be a school employee if.... .... you believe the playground should be equipped with a Ritalin salt lick. .... you want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to work 8 to 3:30 and have summers off. .... it is difficult to name your own child because there's no name you can come up with that doesn't bring high blood pressure as it is uttered. ....you can tell if it's a full moon or if it is going to rain, snow, hail....anything! And without ever looking outside!! .... you believe, "shallow gene pool" should have its own box on a report card. .... you believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says, "Boy, the kids sure are mellow today." ... when out in public, you feel the urge to snap your fingers at children you do not know and correct their behavior. .... you have no social life between August and June. .... you think people should have a government permit before being allowed to reprodu

Lord; Now What !?!
To all the ‘been there, done that’ people ----------- God is good, Amen! February tenth, two thousand and three a date to always remember for me, I praise the Lord, He was here that day watching over and protecting us all the way, At 6:45 AM we started off to Portland in our car when the Lord proved Himself after going not that far, my son wasn’t to go, but the Lord changed his mind. Then ten miles from Winston—car trouble-- & right on time so turn around, head back—cell phone rings, now what’s wrong? “Hello; well we’re on our way back home”—“don’t bother; it’s on fire & going strong”. As we arrive, I watch it burn and wonder, now where do we go I look around; I look up, & say God from here on only You know. Then it hits me, even in such a divesting time after receiving the call, the car was now running fine, the Lord was there, and had it all planned out my family is unhurt & alive, it’s all because of Him, I have no doubt, all of my worldly belongings went u

Need Some Help Tonight
i am in a contest tonight from 9-11 central time, 10-12 eastern, and 7-9 pacific, the link is in my profile comments, the link is private for now, but will post new blog with link once it isnt k, much luv

"as I Sit Here!"
I sit here and watch her sleep She looks so peaceful I watch over her hoping for the best But I know that there will never be Any hope for her! Why is God taking her away Away from me Away from our long love life? Why is he taking my wife from me Why? I lost all hope Without the faith I can't cope For the fact that she is being Taken away from thee Oh God why are you doing this To me? What have I done to be punished? What is it that was so bad to Where you feel like I need to suffer? Oh god why are you doing this to thee? I sit and watch her sleep My eyes grows heavy Tears start to fall And just like that everything goes black! I awake only to find

"wish It Could Have Been Better!"
Wish it could have been better In ever single way Night and day I hear people say I wish it could have been better! Paper fills the streets As the letters begin to fly As the wind comes down from The sky Blowing them across the land With the dust and sand! Hard road to take As they walk hand in hand Upon this land Night and day I hear them say There must be a better way!

What A Pity.....
well looks like im hitting the singles scene once again... dont know what to do though... boredom kicks in and i am left pondering what is so wrong with me that a guy has to cheat on me??? if he wasnt happy with me then why keep stringing me along and then cheat to get out of relationship?? im not tha big of a bitch that i wouldnt understand if he wasnt happy... so back to the drawing board again... the kids dad happy though as he didnt like him...but i dont think he wil like anyone i do...and he has a phobia that i am just trying to replace him... well derrrrrr!!!! thats what u get when you give me hell for 11 yrs... anyway enough dribble i guess ill move on to bigger and brighter things now... will save my petrol too as i dont have to travel 4.5 hours to see boyfriend... he will be surprised when all the shit he brougt me comes back in his mail box though!!!! i know its bitchy but dont need the constant reminder lying around the house... better to just get it out get over him and

Remember
When searching for the answer, are you looking within the right place? I mean is the truth as far out there as you think it is? Are you even asking the right questions, the very questions that lie on your mind? The truth, the answer to which is far more than just the truth is way closer than you really think! The answer is within yourself, look into your soul and you will find the answer to your every questions! From what you know Is from what you have been shown To know what is real And what is not Your soul sits within the shadows Never leaves Begins to rot! Taking the chance upon finding The answer Giving it all that you got Doing what ever it takes To find the answer That is driving you mad And you will never stop Till you have reached the end of your Search Then you are glad That it is all over! You see nothing can be told to you for you to see what is the truth, only you yourself that knows what the truth is! You control your life, you and you alone has the power to defeat your

Who R U
Really this is an honest question? Who are all these ppl wanting to be added? I have no clue who any of you are! Makes me feel like this site has a bunch of pervs on it. If you just wanted to be added to gain more points, than thats all you have to say, other than that I feel like you are just jacking off to my pics, even though theres nothing really to look at, or you want to hook up, which is absolutely impossible. I love my husband very much! Just here for friends!

Your Fda And Freedom To Choose
On July 11, the U.S. House of Representatives passed the bill HR 2900, which grants additional power to the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) while at the same time ensuring deeper financial ties between the agency and pharmaceutical companies. The law does make some efforts to reduce conflict of interest, including mandating the publishing of a clinical trials database and forbidding more than one FDA official with ties to the industry to sit on a drug decision panel. However, at the same time, the FDA will actually be allowed to work with drug and biotech companies to develop and launch new drugs. In an unprecedented conflict of interest, the new law places the FDA “in charge of drug design, drug patents, drug licenses, and the creation of new marketing entities/companies.” The law also allows the FDA to evaluate dietary supplements as they do prescription drugs, which means they can remove supplements from the market as they see fit. NewsTarget July 12, 2007 The

Death
Can you see my eyes, They are the windows to my soul. Can you hear my voice, As it goes. Can you feel my touch, As it gets cold. I can no longer hear your voice, Has my hearing left. I can no longer see your face, Has my vision gone. I can no longer feel your hand, Has mine gone numb. No the problem is i am now dead

The Perfect Day
Glenn Beck, a conservative radio and tv commentator, did a 2-3 series on "The Perfect Day". This is a terrorist situation involving a terrorist group taking over a US public school. The Details: 1. A terrorist group (TG) obtains funding to buy weapons, body armor and explosives. While doing this, they also send a member into the selected targeted middle school as a member of the faculty so to case out the layout and staff. A. A middle school is the main target because generally the boys are too young and small to fight grown adults with weapons, and the girls are old enough to rape. 2. On the day of the attack, the following will occur: A. TG kills all adults inside the school. B. Moves all students to a center location. While some are guarding the kids, others are planting explosives in key structural locations around the school building. C. The media and local law enforcement are contacted with threats to kill or rape the students. D. They wait for every

Written Words
Written words By ERIC Ethan If I written the words of love, caring heart, passion and kisses on a piece of paper. You put them in your pocket or in a book the words may faded away but they leave a good memories in your heart The End

Valet
today i was at the casino boat waiting for my cab to arrive. i don't know how many times i rolled my eyes at this woman's behavior towards the valet people. for one thing they were under-staffed, another was that it was very busy. now i know it's not their fault for being short-handed and that the casino should've known better but obviously this woman didn't. she yelled at one of them, which he didn't hear her remark, by telling them to move their asses faster and get her car and that she had been waiting. she then proceeded to tell other gamblers that she wasn't going to give them a tip. these poor people deal with alot. irrate people, running back and forth, weather, ect ect. it's not like the typical waitress that gets your order wrong, doesn't check to see if everything's ok with your meal or if you need refills. they rely and deserve to be tipped. now i can see if you've been waiting for your car for over 15 minutes. but this woman had only been waiting for a minute. not to mentio

Do You Ever Want To Chat But To Who?
Yea I sorta want to chat now but about God and his greatness and Most arent into God and his Word ;So who there be to chat to ?> God in Prayer or ? I do talk to my Lord Daily > But sometimes even he needs to tend to others . hugs all. Diana

Musica Nocturna Playlist 10/07/07
CONCRETE BLONDE - Bloodletting (The Vampire Song) (Extended) PARADISE LOST - Mercy DEPECHE MODE - Barrel of a Gun LONDON AFTER MIDNIGHT - Nothing's Sacred LOLA ANGST - Dead Man's Song ANGELSPIT - 100% (Combichrist 110% Fucked Mix) PULSCIFER - The Undertaker (Reinhold Remix) GARY NUMAN - Haunted BLUTENGEL - Lucifer (Single Version) BATZZ IN THE BELFRY - Come and Die LEAETHER STRIP - Japanese Bodies 2007 (Hiroshima Edit) UBERBYTE - Fall From Heaven v2 MECHANICAL MOTH - Obsession THE LAST DANCE - Regret (Radio Edit) DIARY OF DREAMS - The Plague PSYCLON NINE - Parasitic AGONOIZE - Running (Clubmix) WYNTARDAGE meets ACYLUM - I'm Not Your God (Desruptive Surgery RMX by Formalin) BEBORN BETON - Another World EQUATRONIC - Truth or Dare INTUITION - Staring Off At Nothing NOVEMBER PROCESS - #define Friend ROB ZOMBIE - Spookshow Baby (Black Leather Catsuit Mix) MARILYN MANSON - Uder Friendly NINE INCH NAILS - Heresy VNV NATION - Solitary (Signals Version) FUNKER VOGT - M

They're Not Horses, They're Unicorns
You're pulling at your teeth And I'm the Novocain you pump in your cheeks. That's why I'm still around, You've got blood running down your chin, But you suffered peacefully. She was a termite Eating away at my roots. I was just a lost soul Who needed a home I was filling a void with you And I can't, can't wait Until you've see see seen What depth and disgust Has done to me And I spent three years wishing For two things That one day you'd break And I'd get to see How all the choices you made Would drive you insane I wish we never met. As angry as I sound That's just the way I cover up the way I feel. I've been that way for years and years Slave to broken hearts and sex appeal. She was a termite Eating away at my roots. I was just a lost soul Who needed a home I was filling a void with you And I can't can't wait Until you've see see seen What depth and disgust Has done to me And I spent three years wishing For two things That one day you'd br

Gizmo Looking For A Fubar Wife> U Intrested . Read
He is in mums and says to let all ladies know he is looking 4 a fubar wife..And if intrested look up his page or send email in fubar to Gizmo . hugs all night now..

Silence
In silence i sit staring at nothing is this what my life has become am i a meaningless soul with no-one to belong to.. can i never be loved and love in return has a darkness that has surrounded me for far to long made me faceless in a world full of beauty will people understand me when my darkness cloaks me will a light ever be given back to me as it was taken away the silence is a comfort but sometimes i need laughter the darkness protects but is a lonely place so i sit in my silence and continue to stare at nothing waiting for that light and the laughter to return but all that is there is silence...

Your Soul
Keep it [your soul] then in patience, in love, in gentleness, in kindness . . . For these are indeed the fruits of the spirit . . . And remember, a kindness sometimes consists in denying as well as granting those activities in associations with thy fellow man. Edgar Cayce Reading 5322-1 MySpace Comments

Male Blonde Joke!!!
The Very First Ever Blond GUY Joke ... And Well Worth the Wait! An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blond Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed,"Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too." The blond opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping, too." The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped,too. The blond guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well. At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage,

This Is More Like Me...
People have come from all walks of life, its nice meeting new people from all around the world. I myself, enjoy that. Just adults talking and whatever, until recently, i have found that a few are fake. I have dealt with it and basically said, FUCK THEM! If you have a problem with me they should have came to me and talked to me, but instead gave the silent treatment, yeahi got the hint, fuck off, so in return I say! No Loss No Gain! Im not a drama queen, nor do I like to start drama, as some may think. Im not out to hurt anyone, but i would hope that if a problem occurs they can bring it to my attention instead of silencing it. That only makes it worse and people end up hurt in the end. Im straight up and honest with people, and expect that in return, is that to much to ask? I didnt think so! I mean what I say and say what I mean. so in all Im here to tell you all that im not trying to start drama nor do i want involved in it. if you think that then you dont know me at all. so to those

Help Me Levelup Please
I was just wondering if anyone would be willing to help me level up again cause i am having a hard time doing it. I need over 10,000 last time i checked. All help will be appreciated. I will return the favor for those who help. THANKS TO ALL.

Wherefore Art Thou?
The miles between should be the only distance there is. Never allow the miles to remove the ties that family builds. Family is a wonderful thing; the best of the best is credited to family, yet, as time slips by, hearts go astray, there’s one thing which baffles me, where once we were close and enjoyed each other; alone or in a crowd now I see you almost never, oh my little one wherefore art thou? Doest thy heart still remember and long for the kinship of thine family? Or is there no room for the old, and only the new thy eyes can see? Am I so ancient and forgotten; my portrait no longer hangs near thy heart? Oh dear child, please do not allow my love from thy mists to depart. Oh mother! ‘wherefore art thou’? It is so ancient, and yes so are you, yet mother, putting on the ‘new’ is what you told me to do, doest not thou remember thine own words to me once long ago? “‘Tis a new generation where I belong not, yet thou must know. Things so exciting for the youn

Beer
> Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be > alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. > Many females use a date rape drug on the market called 'Beer.' The drug is found > in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from > taps and in large 'kegs'. Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and > bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman > needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him > home for no strings attached sex . > > Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will > often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women to whom they > would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with > only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with > just a vague feeling that 'something bad' occurred. A

Life After Fifty
well it don't get any easier thats for sure LMAO. But hey then who cares age is but a number right, and unless you are looking to be a right pain in the arse don't change anything. Enjoy life to the Max. do as you please and don't look back,today is the yesterday that tomorrow left behind so dont look back look forward with eyes open wide and go out with a bloody big bang.

Alcohol, Tobacco Make Top 10 List Of Risky Drugs
British study rated Alcohol & Cigarettes more dangerous than marijuana, Ecstasy LONDON - New "landmark" research finds that alcohol and tobacco are more dangerous than some illegal drugs like marijuana or Ecstasy and should be classified as such in legal systems, according to a new British study. In research published Friday in The Lancet magazine, Professor David Nutt of Britain's Bristol University and colleagues proposed a new framework for the classification of harmful substances, based on the actual risks posed to society. Their ranking listed alcohol and tobacco among the top 10 most dangerous substances. Nutt and colleagues used three factors to determine the harm associated with any drug: the physical harm to the user, the drug's potential for addiction and the impact on society of drug use. The researchers asked two groups of experts — psychiatrists specializing in addiction and legal or police officials with scientific or medical

Why People Have Ignore Me
It's weird when you join lounge you think people would actaly talk to you, not me feel like not even there more like ghost. Shit get more attention be no body than i do being family to lounge. Things don't get any better think go back be no body...lol

Need Be Loved
Like being with women they all ways have time for you, they know what your thinking, they know how please me. Touch me all in right spots. Am not saying guy's don't just saying need women my life. Want some love me, and want me for who i am.

Ecstasy
Touch Touch me Touch me upon my skin With your soft, sensual, wandering fingertips Until my skin dances with pure ecstatic pleasure Trace Trace me Trace me out of the colors of your imagination With your mind full of fantasies that will leave no line undrawn Until there is no space between where you and I exist Feel Feel me Feel me feel you as we feel each other With our burning skin wrapped around each other touching on ecstasy Until our bodies meld into one See See me See me as I stand naked before you With all my vulnerabilities exposed for you to see Until you attend to me with all our hidden desires Hear Hear me Hear me breathe deep into your soul With a breath so deep it penetrates your whole being Until our breath simultaneously becomes singular Taste Taste me Taste me full bodied and flavored With all of passion's seasoned spices Until your sexual palate is ready to enjoy me Eat Eat me Eat me as you would a soft, succulent peach With

Halloween Costume 2008 Part 2
The cutting has begun. The material has been layed out and cut into the pieces needed...all that remains is sewing it together...I think. The only thing that I'm a little concerned about is that she's altering the pattern in such a way that it'll no longer be a true period dress. I'm not sure I'm entirely happy with that...but she's the seamstress and knows a LOT more about such things than I do. Today we have to go back to the fabric store and look for gimp tape...whatever the heck that is. **laughs** From what I understand, it's supposed to be the trim around the edges of the over-dress on the front, the collar and around the hem... I'm definitely excited about this project. I can't wait to see the finished product. (But as I said, I'm a little uncertain about the modifications that she's making to it...)

If Only That Lil Blue Pill Wouldnt Have Made Me Blind!
It seems that on the rare occasion that I sit in front of the boob tube to watch TV I always seem to catch a commercial for one medication or another. Most commonly is the erecticle dysfunction medication such as Viagra or Levitra. I'm pleased that Viagra chose another route other than Bob Dole telling us about his "little issue" (no pun intended – well, ok, maybe it was intended). I got tired of seeing old Bob confessing about his problem but of course we all have our issues and I give him props for admitting his to the entire damn country. I'm sure in the near future we'll be hearing celebrities confessing their issue with pin worms creating a serious problem with itchy asses and some new miracle drug they are taking to cure this ailment! Here's what baffles me still. When I watch these commercials I hear slow and steady explanations about how Viagra or Levitra can help enhance a man's sex life by achieving harder erections. WAHOO!! Great, right? Possibly. Th

Amazing Pt. 2
Dan struggled with the hatch that he found tho it was almost scalding hot he used pliers he had found in theshed, "funny he thyought" i thought i had put these in my tool drawer? he pried thehatch open only to find a mess of goo that was multicolored and some objects that were obviously alien to him and of of Earth. he reached in and went to grab one and he felt a large jolt of energy sdhoot from the object to his right hand up hisright arm and down through his body he shook violently then it seemed to calm down some. he screamed Bloody Hell! what the? he stood up he still felt aslil shaken b yhe jolt then he heard a voice in his mind...he spun around not knowing it was telepathy being placed in his mind by the dead alien. WHO> WHAT, QWHERE ARE YOU? the voice in his mind said...daniel isnt it? daniel Sommers? Dan was gettin pissed about now he picke up a shovel and yelled alright, where the AF'n are ya big bad alien? dan heard laughter and it said..You cant kill something thats dead

Your On My Friends List
1. Do you have a tattoo? 2. How old are you? 3. Are you single or taken? 4. Eat with your hands or utensils? 5. Do you dream at night? 6. Ever seen a corpse? 7.George Strait or Jay Z? 8. How did we meet? HERE COMES THE EQUALLY INTERESTING PART... 9. Whats your philosophy on life and death? 10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know, what would it be? 11. Do you trust the police? 12. Do you like Country music? 13. What is your fondest memory of me? 14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be? 15. Would you cheat ? 16. What do you wear to sleep? 17. Have you ever peed in a pool? 18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to? 19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? 20. Which do you prefer - short or long hair? 21. Do you sing in the shower? 22. What's your favorite color? 23. If you could bring back anyone that h

Ive Retrieved Some Older Poems That I Had Written 1 Yr Ago. From 360 Page In Yahoo.
These entries were in my 360 page , gosh I had forgotten, I placed some poems in there . wow! how my self has changed since them and my way of thinking. I am happy now , God fills my life up and im happy and well and ok mentally and physcially . Yes tThank you Lord. Amen for all thy blessings . Amen! hugs all diana im refering to my post / blogs esrlier this evening. hugs ..

Buying A Bmw
A lady walked into a BMW dealership just to browse. Suddenly, she spotted the most beautiful car that she had ever seen, and walked over to inspect it. As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little fart escaped. Embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed and hoped a sales person didn't pop up right now. But, as she turned back, there, standing next to her, was a salesman. With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day Madame. How may we help you today?" Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted simply from touching it, you're gonna shit when you hear the price."

Piss On You
yeah 40 ounce malt liquor make me wanna tell you something. Rollin round, sittin on dubs. Countin the hours, was high on shrubs. Coolin in my Escalade. Man I'm paid, I got it made! Take me to your special place. Close your eyes, show me your face. I'm gonna piss on it! Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love. I don't even want none of the above. I want to piss on you! Yes I do. I'll piss on you, I'll pee on you. sence your body, your body is a Porta-Potty. And my pee I'd kick, like it know's karate. (knows karate) I'm gonna pee on you. drip drip drip pee on you.piss on you piss on you. And you'll never fell quite the same when u get a whiff of my Hershey stains. I want to poop on u too. I want to pee in your food. Only thing that make my life complete is when I turn your face into a toilet seat. I want to pee on you, yes I do, yes I do I'll pee on you I'll piss on you. Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love. I don't even want none of the above. I want to piss on yo

Book Review: The Truth About Hillary (2005)
No woman in modern American history has had a greater influence and been a greater star in politics than US Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-NY). Author: Edward Klein Plot: The life, goals, accomplishments, failures and quest for power of HRC are examined to discover what makes her tick. Likes: The good, bad and ugly of HRC is exposed through a combination of biography and the narrative background of the Monica Lewinsky Affair.; The author tries to sift through the rumors about HRC's life to find the truth. Dislikes: The author never really stakes a stand on whether he likes, dislikes or is indifferent in his opinion of HRC. So I never could figure out if he is trying to promote or rile against her. And never have read anything else by him, I had no way of determining his biases. Favorite Quote: "Hillary inspires fear!"--Fmr. US Pres. Richard Nixon (R-CA) Out of four stars, I give this book 3 1/2 stars. A good look at the possible next American president, but the author

Book Review: In Contempt (1996)
I remember watching the verdict of the OJ Simpson trail on tv in my Education Psychology class in college. I was pretty stunned when he was found "not guilty". I wasn't the only one. Christopher Darden J.D. was blown away as he saw all his hard work on the LA District Attorney team get blown out of the water. In Contempt (1996) is the quasi-autobiography of Darden during his time in which he was involved with the Simpson trial. Plot: An insider's look at how Chris Darden grew up to become a lawyer and household name due to the murders of Nicole Brown and Ronald Goldman by Orenthal James Simpson during the mid-1990's. Likes: The book opens with CD's first reaction to the reading of the verdict, and goes on to tell the tale of CD's life.; There are segments of blow-by-blow action between segments of a general overview of information.; It has a good pace with no slow parts. Interesting Segment: There is a scene in which CD fully commits himself to the OJ case. His co-worker, a

Hazel/july
Pick the MONTH that you were born & color of your eyes and put it on the SUBJECT LINE. Then re-post it AS YOUR OWN BULLETIN. Your friends might understand you better... -----------blue eyes---------- people with blue eyes are very attractive, adorable, loves to make new friends. will do anything for that special person. kind, and polite. can make anyone laugh or cheer them up. loves to please the one they care or love for, repost this if you have blue eyes, and you will find the one that you are meant to be with within the next 7 days. -------brown eyes------- people with brown eyes last the longest in relationships. they are very satisfying and love to please and can EXCEED your pleasure standards. if you repost this and you have brown eyes you will have the best kiss sometime in the next 5 days. --------green eyes---------- people with green eyes have the most passion put into relationships, they have long lasting relationships. you will meet the person you're going to spe

I Miss You Joe!
I always needed time on my own I never thought I'd need you there when I cry And the days feel like years when I'm alone And the bed where you lie Is made up on your side When you walk away I count the steps that you take Do you see how much I need you right now? When you're gone The pieces of my heart are missing you When you're gone The face I came to know is missing too When you're gone The words I need to hear to always get me through the day And make it OK I miss you I never felt this way before Everything that I do Reminds me of you And the clothes you left They lie on the floor And they smell just like you I love the things that you do When you walk away I count the steps that you take [When You're Gone lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com] Do you see how much I need you right now? When you're gone The pieces of my heart are missing you When you're gone The face I came to know is missing too When you're gone The words I need to hear

It Takes A Real Man
Any guy can mess around, it takes a real man to find a girl and stick with her. Any guy can call you sexy, hot, and all that.. it takes a real man to call you beautiful. Any guy can call you in tears begging you to take him back, it takes a real man to not have a reason to be in those tears. Any guy can say I love you, it takes a real man to say it and mean it even if all of his guy friends are standing around. Any guy can drive over to your house to hang out with you, it takes a real man to show up unexpected. Any guy can have sex with a girl, it takes a real man to wait. Any guy can be with you on the best days when everything is ok, it takes a real man to stay by your side for weeks if thats what it takes when it feels like your world is falling apart. Any guy can talk noise with his friends when a sexy girl walks by, it takes a real man to look the other way. Any guy can be sweet and true to your face, it takes a real man to stay sweet and true when you're g

What Is Love?
This alusive word is one of the only things i've ever wanted, and yet never truly acheived. I guess I'm too old fashioned in the way I see it. I don't wanna be another divorce statistic. I want someone who I can no I would spend the rest of my life with. I've had really bad attempt at this. It seems a popular reason to cheat on someone is for being "too nice". Because it's happened to me twice and that was the excuse both times lol. So when a woman says she's looking for a good guy it tears my hopes for finding someone when they skip over the good ones and go for the bad guys. Then come to the good guy and cries their eyes out when the bad guys cheats or beats the shit out of them. I know I'm always the shoulder to cry on and the "good Friend". I'm gotten to the point I'm too afraid to talk or approach women because i'm just too damn tired of being dissapointed. I'm pretty sure I was just meant to be alone the rest of my life.

Destroyed
i am a mess inside and outside destroyed by love and hate and the mess is what i created my own selfish hell and i owe it to nothing more than me he did nothing wrong to deserve what i served him and i cant make up for what i did no amount of words can change the mistakes no amount of 'im sorry's" can fix the words i said he says nothing he lies to me he says he loves me but is it true he tells these girls he wishes he met them he wants to meet them the stories go on tell me how how do i show him i want him only him i am so sorry i just want him no one else i love him

Circle Round!
Standing in the grove on a warm spring day in May you danced your way into my life and you lifted my spirit high unto the heavens, I was drowning in sorrow and despair, your smile gave me hope, and your strength gave me the courage to face my demons and to dispel my misery and sadness. My life without you had been a mystery, an empty shell, a corpse that stood silently in sorrow gazing off into the distance trying to find it’s way home! I know now that I had lost my way and it seemed as though I would never find it again! My memories were filled with visions of you and of the beauty that I once held, better days that had passed me by, consorts and lovers who were no more for they had fallen victim to those who work hard to suppress us and to cause us harm! My precious circle was lost and my village was burned! All that remains is the bitterness and the emptiness that haunts me like pangs of hunger to a starving soul, my sorrow grows and as it grows I vow vengeance upon those who da

9 Words Most Woman Use
1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are Right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more Minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, And you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing Usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh : This isn't actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and

1 Question, 1 Answer
One honest question, one honest answer.Thats all you get. You get to ask me 1 question. (TO MY INBOX) Any 1 question, anything, no matter how crazy it is, and I promise to answer it…. No catch.No lies.

~ Stolen ~ My Fav Song
You watch the season pull up its own stage And catch the last weekend Of the last week Before the gold and the glimmer have been replaced Another sun soaked season Fades away You have stolen my heart You have stolen my heart Invitation only, grand farewells Crash the best one Of the best ones Clear liqour and Cloudy eye Too early to say goodnight You have stolen my heart You have stolen my heart [ Stolen lyrics found on http://www.completealbumlyrics.com ] And from the bottle flow, we are in celebration One good stretch before our hibernation Our dreams are sure And we all will sleep well We'll sleep well You have stolen You have stolen my You have stolen my heart I watch you spin around In the highest heels You are the best one Of the best ones We all look like we feel You have stolen my You have stolen my You have stolen my heart

Dating Today....
Is dating today really all that different than when we were teenagers? Not really. We still get the butterflies when we meet someone that catches our interest. We still feel the excitement, the anticipation, and yes..the giddiness. And we still feel the disappointment and hurt that they did not notice us, or feel the same. The only true differences between teen / young dating and mature / older dating is that being more mature we are more aware and less accepting of the flaws, mistreatments etc...of the people we meet. That and maybe we expect MORE from the people we meet because of the level of maturity we are apparently supposed to have achieved. The choice in venue for a date is a bit different too...a teen is happy to go to a movie, and hang out at Burger King after, cause they just want a place to hang out. Where as adults, we expect to converse with our date and want to emit a sense of style because we are more concerned, at first, about the image we present, than we are spendi

The Sad Day
well today went all wrong for me i was late again to work. so i told the cap driver to speed and he got a ticket then i had to give up my lunch becs of a meeting this day sucked wish i had a good friend to cheer me up when i get home but i dont so i just keep smileing and live each day for day becs tommorrow is going to be a better day smiles yes it is

To My X Wife
silent... Remorseful words spoke in a soften tone. Ever so slightly push into the background of life. Forgotten by most remember by none. Laid awake for days mind racing in distress. The success resulting in failure, pity, misjudgment, and lack of knowledge. Knowing myself for what I'm worth, worth no more then your mistake. Was it the love of success or the hatred within yourself. The unfulfilling desire of trying to become something extreme. Just beyond your grasp perhaps, or just beyond mine. Took you for what you were worth, worth more then life itself. Now that you've destroyed mine I am but yours to hold. Do with what you wish I have not an emotion to show, only silent fears and withheld tears

A Soldier Ran Up To A Nun
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later." The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?" The nun replied, "He went that way." After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq. The nun said, "I understand completely." The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!" The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either."

My Poetry--"death"
"Death" Death as I see myself letting go. Watching as I drift above. Not knowing where I am, or how I got there. Feelings of Loneliness, I try to overcome. The presence of Love, Start to drift in. As I begin to recognize, the shadows I have loved. I start to understand, what's happening to me. For the Angel of Death, sheds her wings; To bring in light, for me to see. As I go through, I look behind. Relizing I led, a good full life. But now that Death is at my side. I PONDER............then I go through.

Kids Can Be Annoying
Kids can be so damn annoying! I hate them. My siblings are an example of annoying kids. They are 19 and 16 and still annoy the crap out of me. If they decided to go away for like a couple of days, omg that would be the day! Just last week, we were going to watch Ghost Whisperer and they both hogged the couch. I was like wtf! My mom and I need a place to sit! We dont want to sit on the hard floor and have our asses be numb. I went into the kitchen and signaled to my mom that we dont have a place to sit. They automatically thought that I went to go and tell on them. My mom told them to give us some room and they both got so pissed off. For something little like this! Give me a break. My sis went on the floor and laid there and my bro used the tv in the kitchen. Omg!!!!! They are soooooo delicate!!! Arrrgggghhhh! I just wanted to slap them! Geez, I dont know if anyone has friends or siblings like this, but to make a big deal over nothing....omg!!! Stupid. That's all I got to say.

They Should Be Shot!!!
MAKE SURE YOU WATCH THE VIDEO AT THE END Cause some dont get that chance........... SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to spill my milk at dinner last night. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to play with my dolls that long. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to be a mistake.. why can't I eat?SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.i didn't mean to pee in my pants yesterday. SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I didn't mean to cry when my bath water was too hot.SORRY MOMMY & DADDY.I love you! Why don't you love me back? Why is everything I do wrong?1,504,000 CHILDREN GET ABUSED BY THEIR GUARDIANS. IT'S NOT RIGHT. THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SUFFER. IF YOU THINKCHILD ABUSE IS WRONG YOU CAN HELP BY RE-POSTING.*****YOU HAVE TO PRESS REPLY SO YOU CAN COPY CODE..or comment it

Until The End
"Until The End" Breaking Benjamin So clever, Whatever, I'm done with these endeavors. Alone I walk the winding way. (Here I stay) It's over, No longer, I feel it growing stronger. I'll live to die another day, Until I fade away. [Chorus:] Why give up, why give in? It's not enough, it never is. So I will go on until the end. We've become desolate. It's not enough, it never is. But I will go on until the end. Surround me, It's easy To fall apart completely. I feel you creeping up again. (In my head) It's over, No longer, I feel it growing colder. I knew this day would come to end, So let this life begin. [Chorus] I've lost my way. I've lost my way, but I will go on until the end. Living is hard enough Without you fucking up. [Chorus] I've lost my way. I've lost my way, but I will go on until the end. U-uh, u-uh The final fight I'll win, The final fight I'll win, The final fight I'll win, But I will go on until the end.

An Adult Survey
1. How many people have you had sex with in 2007?4 maybe lol 2. Weed, coke, speed, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, x, k, peyote, mushrooms... of these, how many have you done? none i dont do drugs at all 3. Ever been cheated on? Yes 4. Ever paid for sex? if you count meeting someone in a motel room then yes lol 5. Ever been married? yes unfortunately 6. Ever been divorced? not yet 7. If you HAD to pick one, whats your favorite sexual position? doggy 8. Do you own any guns? yes 9. Ever done more than 30 days in jail? No 10. Ever been in rehab? No 11. Have you ever had any sexual experiences with the same sex? yes more than once 12. Ever have sex with anyone that you met on fubar Not yet lol 13. Truthfully… size matters? if they know how to operate it its all good there is such a thing as too much lol 14. Do you think Arnold could beat up Chuck Norris? Who cares? 15. What celebrity would you want to have sex with? george clooney 16.

This Weekend
I will try to get to people who have loved on me, but this weekend going to be busy scaring the hell out of people on a Halloween trail. I am heading offlien soon to rest up. You all have a great weekend :)

Fear
~Fear~ "Fear"…it keeps me on my toes it keeps my sharp in my flow-mentals it jump starts my fundamental lighting candles on my third eye's mantle and never leaving me dismantled. Because fear is a friend of mine We got back like flows and rhymes. And there's a fucking knot in my stomach right now- Some people choose to rip it out but it's something I can't live without. And so I pet that mother fucker like my pooch's snout And keep it here…right here…deep inside my gut As if I were pregnant with an intent to deliver a biblical blow of diabolical proportions. 10.0 on the Richter Scale, fire-balls bouncing off sky scrapers like a giant pinball machine that suddenly ran amuck breaking shit off like erratic hockey pucks while I hold a picket sign with a big "FUCK YOU DELUXE" and pretend not to give a mother fuck! Because fear is here stabbing me with sharpened spears And draining all my unborn tears...but I am not scared! I breathe it in like mountain air beca

Speeding Ticket
Two British traffic patrol officers from North Berwick were involved in an unusual incident, while checking for speeding motorists on the A-1 Great North Road . One of the officers (who are not named) used a hand-held radar device to check the speed of a vehicle approaching over the crest of a hill, and was surprised when the speed was recorded at over 300mph. The machine then stopped working and the officers were not able to reset it. The radar had in fact latched on to a NATO Tornado fighter jet over the North Sea , which was engaged in a low-flying exercise over the Border district. Back at police headquarters the chief constable fired off a stiff complaint to the R A F Liaison office. Back came the reply in true laconic R A F style. "Thank you for your message, which allows us to complete the file on this incident. You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Tornado had automatically locked on to your 'hostile radar equipment' and sent a jamming s

Hi :)
hi ya'll.... im new here! still trying to figure this site out.... there is a lot of stuff on here!! :) i promise to get more pics up soon, but im a busy girl so dont get your panties all in a bunch. have a great weekend everybody!! :)

Why Im A Bitch
When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a ! bitch. Being a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me. When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak against it, I am defined as a bitch. The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish. It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be. I am outspoken, opinionated and determined. I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that! So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me. You won't succeed. And if that makes me a bitch, so be it. I embr

The Point System.
The funny thing is, just like most men, most women have an unspoken point system. The female point system has more to do with our appearances and whether or not we approve of said appearances. Some women just honestly don't care about superficial things and just want to have friends to enrich their lives, and other women take the "point system" to the extreme; making every little thing a passive-aggressive competition to see who's the best. For example: weight loss. How many women out there have announced to their girlfriends that they have decided to start eating healthy and exercising because they've noticed they've gotten a bit fluffy in certain areas? What is their response? A). Your friends encourage you B). Your friends encourage you and ask if they can join in or C). They realize that they themselves are not in the best of shape, and are jealous of you for having the strength to take some initiative in your life. They then go and try to subconciously or

I Am Now A Dj!!!! Woohoo!
Thanks to Kevin Hocking @ www.hockingradio.com I am now a DJ for their radio station on the internet! So here's how you can participate! On the following days/times, I am on the air! MON - THUR = 3pm to 7pm SAT = 3pm to 8pm SUN = 3pm to 5:30pm HERE IS HOW TO TUNE IN..... You can go to http://www.myspace.com/hockingradio, a player should start playing instantly Visit http://www.hockingradio.com and click on "Web Players" or "External Players" and choose your format HERE IS HOW TO REQUEST SONGS..... My playlist can be found @ http://www.hockingradio.com (on the left click on "DJ PLAYLISTS" and click on DJ MAJOR) On the site quoted above (hockingradio) on the left you can click on "MAIN CHAT ROOM" and join us via the Java chat! On mIRC or pIRCh, point to irc.hockingserver.com and join the channel named hockingradio (you can type /join hockingradio) You can also find me on yahoo messenger by adding hockingradio, I will be live AT THOSE TIMES! COME LIST

Help For A Friend
hey my very good friend asked me to come to fubar and everyone has been so nice.... I want to return him the same kindness so please visit his contest picture and comment comment comment the link is http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=398434&i=1421771052# thank you all so much

Gaming Is Not A Crime™
HI WELCOME TO THE GAMING IS NOT A CRIME™ BLOG THE LOUNGE IS FOR ALL GAMERS FOR DISCUSSING MULTI-PLAYER GAMING, GAME SYSTEMS, GAME NEWS, HINTS CHEATS, GAMES,AND SYSTEM INFORMATION COME AND CHECK OUT THE GREAT PEOPLE, THE GREAT STAFF AND THE LAUGHS DONT BELIEVE ME??? THEN COME CHECK GAMING IS NOT A CRIME LOUNGE™ NOW!!! LINK BELOW GAMING IS NOT A CRIME LOUNGE™ THE STAFF OF GAMING IS NOT A CRIME™ DANLVLL X™ brits on tour@ fubar lilcoldblood@ fubar lil_S@ fubar

Love & Life
why is love so hard to deal with? why do we fall in-love with the wrong ppl? love can huurt but in turn it can be the greatest thing in life. my life totally changed when i met my best friend six months ago. i then in turn fell in-love with him, i was not supposed to do that. i don't want to be in a realationship right now cause the last one just about killed me, but i can't picture my life without him in it, and im pushing him away. i want to go out have fun and not have to worry about doing something wrong. is that so terrible to ask. so please someone tellme what the hell to do thanx...love me miss me byeeeeeeeeeeeee..............

Game Recap
VS GAME RECAP: PATRIOTS 48 - COWBOYS 27 Patriots Wear Down Cowboys' 'D' in 48-27 Win The Dallas Cowboys dropped to 5-1 on the season after a hard fought loss to the Patriots at Texas Stadium Sunday afternoon. It was actually a much closer game than the score would indicate. "Well, they are that good," Cowboys head coach Wade Phillips said of the Patriots as he opened his post-game press conference. "I think the final score looks a little worse than it was. But they're a great team. We had our chances . . . we could've stayed in the game. But they played better than we did. They're an outstanding team." "We wanted to be one of the elite teams in the league," Phillips said. "Obviously, we're not. This was certainly a wake-up call for us." The Cowboyas started off slow, going 3 and out on their 1st 3 possessions of the game, while the Patriots scored touchdowns on 2 of their 3 possessions, making it 14-0 quickly. Tom Brady executed a 14-play drive that end

Survery
1. Are you taller than your best friend? no 2. Do you have a favorite type of pen? not really 3. Look at your planner for October 14, what are you doing? i moved that day 4. What color are your toenails usually? depends on my moon 5.What's the last thing you highlighted? things at work 6. What color are the curtains in your bedroom? ha ha 7. What color are the seats in your car? ii think grey 8. Have you ever had a black and white cat? yes 9. What is the last thing you put a stamp on? i dont remember 10. Do you know anyone who lives in Wyoming? yes 11. Why did you withdraw cash from the ATM the last time? its been a long time 12. Who is the last baby that you held? its been awhile 13. Can you spell well? depends on how my mood is 14. Do you like Cinnamon toothpaste? yessssssss. 15. What kind of car were you driving 2 years ago? mitsubshi mirage 16. Pick one: Miami Hurricanes or Florida Gators? do i have to my team isn't men

Quotes
The degree and nature of man's sensuality extends to the highest altitudes of his spirit. Beyond Good and Evil - Friedrich Nietzche What if everything around you isn't quite as it seems? What if all the world you think you know is an elaborate dream? And if you look at your reflection is it all you want to be? What if you could look right through the cracks? Would you find yourself afraid to see? Then Old Age and Experience, hand in hand, Lead him to death, and make him understand, After a search so painful and so long, That all his life he has been in the wrong. A Satire Against Mankind - John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester Confucius and you are both dreams, and I who say you are dreams am a dream myself. This is a paradox. Tomarrow a wise man may explain it; that tomarrow may not be for ten thousand generations. Chuang Tse: II This is called irony, when you most need to get up you've got no energy. Song lyrics- I don't know the name of th

Vicks Vapor Rub(adults And Children)
NEW USE FOR VICKS (FROM A FRIEND OF MINE) > > WOW! I was raised, and raised my kids with Vicks. How > come I > > Never knew this? I can't wait for my next cough. > Amazing! READ IT > > ALL. It works 100 percent of the time, although the > scientists at the > > Canada Research council (who discovered it) aren't > sure why. To stop > > Nighttime coughing in a child (or an adult, as we > found out personally), > > Put Vicks Vapor Rub generously on the bottom of the > feet at bedtime and > > Then cover with socks. > > Even persistent, heavy, deep coughing will stop in > about five minutes > > And stay stopped for many, many hours of relief. This > works 100 > > Percent of the time and is more effective in children > than even very > > Strong prescription cough medicines. In addition it is > extremely > > Soothing and comforting and they will sleep soundly. I > heard the head of > > The Canada Research Council describe these findings on >

Romans 6 ; Verse 1- 5
1; What shall we say then? 2; God forbid? how shall we , that are dead to sin, live any longer therein? 3; know ye not that that so many are babtised into his death? 4 ; Therfore we are burried with him by babtism into death, that like as Christ,was raised up from the dead by the Glory of the Fater, even so we should walk in newness of life. 5; For if we have been planted in the likeness of his death, we shall also be in the likeness of his resurection. Amen! Allehejluia!!Praise God our Almighty one.

Letting Go
letting go I'm letting go... Of my past mistakes I can't re-do. I'm letting go ... of memories that hurt that can't be changed. I'm letting go... of those I love, but I can't hold dear. I'm letting go... of all my pride it won't hold me up. I'm letting go just to let go, to stop worrying and start living. I'm letting go right here right now not entangled, not consumed... just letting go.

Hello! :-)
Hi All! I hope all of you are enjoying your day! I have been working hard to get to everyone's page to rate pics and stash. I just keep running out of rates. LOL So this should take a while. If you have added me as a friend, fanned me, and rated me......thank you so much! If you have added me as a friend, can you please check to see if you fanned me? I would really appreciate it! :-) commentburner.com

What Kind Of Person Are You?
what kind of person are you? (shy,outgoing,fun,mean,immature,dramatic or nice?)created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as Fun Your fun fun fun! Please rate my quiz!Fun100% Outgoing81% Nice81% Immature75% Dramatic50% mean50% Shy19%

What Do Your Eyes Reveal About You?(pics!)updated
What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)Updatedcreated with QuizFarm.comYou scored as Passion You are very passionate whether that passion is good or evil has yet to be determined. You have great power over others and they seem to flock to your service. You are very competative almost to a fault. Perhaps you should let someone else win for a change?Passion100% Mysterious67% Diamond Eyes67% Anger33% Eyes full of Pain33%

Pocket Taser!!! Oh I Almost Pissed My Pants!!!
Oho!!! I damn near pissed in my pants when I read this!!! I hope you are able to totally visualize what you are reading cuz this is hysterical!! A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this : Last weekend at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Toni. What I came across was a 100,000-volt pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on an assailant. The idea is to allow my wife -- who would never consider a gun, adequate time to retreat to safety. WAY TOO COOL!! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded in two triple-a batteries and pushed the button. Nothing! I was --- disappointed. But then I read (yes, 'read') that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs and I'd k

Too Much
Too Much Too much to handle Too much to take Too much to think about Too much to fake Too much to wonder Too much to dream Too much to cry about Too much to scream Too much to smile Too much to frown Too much to sleep on it Too much to drown Too much to laugh Too much to talk Too much to write about Too much to walk Too much to lie Too much to swear Too much to yell about Too much to care

I'm 34% Adelaidian(australian's Only)
[x] You were born in SA [] You drink Farmer's Union Iced Coffee [x] You meet people at the "Malls Balls" [] At least half of your neighbours were born before 1950 [] You grew up on Fritz & sauce sangas? [] You eat Fruchocs [] You've never watched NRL [x] You've been to the Christmas Pagent [] You drink Coopers...(if hav to drink beer lol) [] It's the best beer in the world? [x ] You consider 40 degrees to be a bit warm [] You've eaten a Balfour's frog cake [] You find it hard to tell whether or not marijuana is illegal [] You know that a berliner is something you eat [] You miss Magic Mountain [x] You've driven a Holden or its your family car [] You like YoYo biscuits [x] You have a Hills Hoist in your backyard [] The opening of a new airport is an exciting event for you [x] You can drink SA tap water without noticing any unpleasant flavours [] You call the corner store a 'deli'? [] You pronounce graph as "grarph", plant as

My Past Ruining My Future.
What is it with me. So much bad shit has happened in past relationships, and now I have to take it all out on the one girl I believe truly loves me. I have a huge issue with trust and I take things to heart alot more than others. I live my life afraid that she is gonna leave, because it has happened before. I believe everything is going great and then BAM! "I don't wanna be with you anymore!" I guess I shouldn't be scared because if it's gonna happen I can't stop it, I should just live life and let whats gonna happen happen, but that's easier said than done.

I'll Be In This Contest, Ya'll Join It Too! Repost As Well When Ya See This Bulletin On The Boards,thanx All!
WANNA WIN A HAPPY HOUR? ENTER MY HALLOWEEN COSTUME CONTEST! (repost) SINCE SOMEONE ELSE TRIED TO RIP THIS IDEA RIGHT DOWN TO THE SAME EXACT PRIZES, I AM NOW MAKING THE 1ST PLACE PRIZE A HAPPY HOUR!!!! SO, I WILL ACCEPT THE NEXT 10 PEOPLE WHO MESSAGE ME WITH A PIC LINK FOR THIS CONTEST. STILL NEED 10 MORE CONTESTANTS. WILL BEGIN: OCTOBER 20 @ 9:00 PM (EST) ENDING: NOVEMBER 1 @ 9:00 PM (EST) PRIZES 1ST PLACE: HAPPY HOUR 2ND PLACE: 7 DAY BLAST OR 1 MONTH VIP 3RD PLACE: 3 DAY BLAST And BIG PIMP GIFT RULES: · All Entrants must fan, rate and add Host · No NSFW pics allowed. · Must p

To Complete Me Is To Add>>poem
Add one and one you get 2 . Add or subtract , still theres me with out a pluss > Im not complete for lack of . Nothing completes me now but some day it will. When im totaled and then a completion will show, of all ive been. Imingine this at deaths end . Ill be complete to live again . thru Christ who makes me whole and not devided thru my soul But complete as My lord knows he is the one to give me all. hugs diana

::angel Of Your Darkness::..
You built these walls around you To try to encage yourself Turning your back on the world Forever refusing all help Your fears they surrounded you Devoured all your soul Left you broken into pieces Impossible to be made whole Your tears they became rivers Until they drowned your body And you just let yourself lie Dying in your own folly The depression it destroyed you Left you empty and closed off Until all memories of us You simply forgot Every night I came to your prison Trying to get you free Trying to reach you But you no longer saw me You closed your mind and body Let your heart just freeze Watched me outside the bars Begging you not to please I constantly tried and failed Your empty eyes they watched It broke my heart to see you I prayed for it to stop So I come tonight once again But not to set you free I come to say goodbye But you can’t even hear me I cry as I watch you But I have to turn away Long gone are the days In your ar

Evil
Evil on a night like this Evil tasting like a twisted wish Evil paralized upon the ground Evil tates the tears of fear Evil tainted sounds of cheer Evil dripping down; your blood of hate Evil tearing down your helpless fate Evil swears that by the night's end Evil won't say it was all pretend Evil because Death will follow you Evil until full content Evil pleasured to full extent

Totally 80s Playlist 10/16/07
PROPAGANDA - Dr. Mabuse (13th Life Remix) PET SHOP BOYS - Opportunities (Let's Make Lots of Money) (Original Mix) YELLO - Vicious Games BILLY IDOL - Crank Call ADAM ANT - Puss 'n' Boots DEAD OR ALIVE - My Heart Goes Bang (Get Me To The Doctor) DURAN DURAN - Rio (Part One) FRANKIE GOES TO HOLLYWOOD - Two Tribes DAVID BOWIE - Fashion GOWAN - Cosmetics MADONNA - Material Girl SHEILA E - The Glamourous Life MICHAEL JACKSON - Rock With You ERASURE - Ship of Fools ALTERED IMAGES - I Could Be Happy EURYTHMICS - Sexcrime (1984) WAS (NOT WAS) - Walk the Dinosaur FINE YOUNG CANNIBALS - She Drives Me Crazy JENNIFER RUSH - Power of Love MICHAEL BOLTON - When I'm Back On My Feet Again PETER CETERA - Glory of Love RAMONES - Baby I Love You The BB-52's - Love Shack THE STRAY CATS - Rock This Town ELTON JOHN - I Don't Wanna Go On With You Like That MIDNIGHT OIL - Beds Are Burning QUEEN - Another One Bites the Dust STEVE MILLER BAND - Abracadabra SCORPIONS - Rock You Like A

Gfdss
CRAYON BOX SURVEY RED IS LOVE 1. Do you like someone? mmmhmmmmmm 2. Do you believe in love at first sight? no 3. Do you believe in love? no xD BLUE IS ANGER 1. Are you currently mad at someone? No 2. Which of your family member has the worst temper? MUTTER O_O lol 3. Is anyone mad at you? no? yes? :( 4. Have you ever hurt anyone when you were mad? not physically ;) 5. When you're mad do you prefer to stare angrily or yell? BOTH YELLOW IS DISCOVERY 1. Name: Billyyyyy 2. Birthday? 9/26/82 3. Do you want to have children? yup 4. When do you want to die? next week ORANGE IS EXCITEMENT 1.Has anyone ever thrown a surprise party for you? Yes 2. If you could have anything/anyone right now what/who would it be? xD GREEN IS OPINIONS 1. Are you against gay marriage? no 2. Against lowering the drinking age? YES!! 3. Are you against abortion? Yes PURPLE IS Q&A Q: How many beds did you lay in today? A: 1 Q: What color

A True Angel You Must Be
A true angel you must be You have touched me inside so deeply I was so lost inside I had no since of pride My heart was so very cold and I just needed a friend You came out of the blue with a friendship so very true Your kind words, have touch me inside some how I have a strong since of pride. The gentle words of a good friend I hold so very true, I would sure of hated to loose you Now it's time to set me free I need to move on You will always be so very close to me you were the first to have called me "sexy" I want to touch you, kiss you, hold me but we know this will never be So this is what I must say It's time to walk away We have had many trouble, pain, misery We worked through them, this is what good friends do You are my angel, and will always be you came into my life when I needed a change You often tell me, I make you smile those kind words I hold so true Are just the sweet words I will hold so close to my heart Thank yo

As I Look Into Your Eyes
As I look into your eyes I see a great surprise A angel I see, looking right back at me you are sent from heaven above you are so pure like a white dove I hope we can become friends Which I would cherish unto the very end.. Your smile brightens my day Please, don't go away XXX Naughty!!

My Horoscope Today.....
You are feeling your oats today as your key planet Mars receives a gentle kiss from beautiful Venus, enabling you to warm others with your good intentions. Don't hold back; be direct and tell others what you want. If you can demonstrate your patience, you might just get what you need. Good advise.

Here I Sit
Btw before I get started on these I realize they arent that great, but I wanted to print them. They are from a time in my life that I need to let go of, and I feel that putting them in print will start that process. Here I sit with my head against the wall Soon my head will fall Feelings are so foreign to me My life so torn I cannot see I have become so numb, and my thoughts have come undone So here I sit with a fist full of pills My heart never heals The emotional scars will be gone For my head will fall before dawn

Hate Me
Hate me Set me free My insides are froze Cannot think anymore My dying brain is so sore So many mistakes I made The pain doesnt fade I wish I knew the real me I wish my would open and I could see Me I will forever hate Saving me it is too late I cannot move on from here I have so many fears Wish my life was over soon The walls have closed in on me here in this room

My Heart
When you!! my love, my heart, my soul, my life walk beside me and my voice disappears slowly into your lips to scream your name, My steps goes by the boulevard keeping our eternal love. In every step..... In every instant. Everywhere I can hear that beautiful song which only a heart in love can hear!!. Tell me slowly that you love me, as I do my beauty girl, came and give me your love which teaches me to dream that of my lips you cannot be separated, and where you are I feel you, I believe in you, in me, in us........ I know that one day will not be goodbyes cause with you will come all what I need to put and end our solitude..the love that began in a cold night and to came to stay with us, cause Noone can separate us although they say that silly is our love.blessed love there exceeds words to tell how big you are and how needed to my heart you are!!!....

18 October 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your AstroSlam for Thursday, October 18: Sometimes you just can't help wanting to scream 'what does it take to meet a decent partner in this town?' It doesn't matter which town, good people are few and far between from coast to coast.

18 October 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your single's love horoscope for Thursday, October 18: Reach out to friends right now. Lots of emotions are swirling around in your head, and you'll need someone to help your work them out. Don't be afraid of complete honesty. Rely on the empathy of your pals to pull your through.

No Ordinary Love
This could have been just another day But instead we're standing here No need for words, it's all been said in the way you hold me near I was alone on this journey You came along to comfort me Everything I want in life is right here [Chorus:] cause This is not your ordinary no ordinary love I was not prepared enough to fall so deep in love This is not your ordinary no ordinary love You were the first to touch my heart Made everything right again with your extraordinary love [Chorus] I get so weak when you look at me I get lost inside your eyes sometimes the magic is hard to believe but you're here before my weary eyes you brought joy to my world set me so free I want you to understand you are every breath that I breathe [Chorus] From the very first time that we kissed I knew that I just couldn't let you go at all From this day on, remember this: That you're the only one that I adore Can't we make this last forever This can't be a dream cau

A Sweet Poem
A Sweet Poem HUG TIME This poem is very sweet. It will be interesting to see who sends it back. Forward this on and back. If I could catch a rainbow I would do it just for you and share with you its beauty On the days you're feeling blue. If I could build a mountain You could call your very own; A place to find serenity, A place to be alone. If I could take your troubles I would toss them in the sea, But all these things I'm finding are impossible for me. I cannot build a mountain Or catch a rainbow fair, But let me be what I know best, A friend who's always there. This is a Hug Certificate!! Send One to All Your Friends Who You Think Deserve A Hug (Which, Hopefully Includes the Person Who Sent It to You.) You might send it to your enemies as well! It'll really tic 'em off! If you receive this back 2 times ... You're off to a good start, unless you sent it to yourself. That's cheating! If you receive this back 3 times. You're a

Stuff
Last night I got a message from Walgreen's saying I should give them a call ASAP. I applied there not to long ago online for Pharmacy Technology. They train you on the job in 18 months. Then I would be a CPhT (Certified Pharmacy Technologist) That would be soo awesome if I could get a job there. I know it would be harder on the job training then going to college but I don't have the money for that. Starting out, Pharmacy Techs around here earn an average of about $27,000 a year. But the longer you work the better it gets. This job has a good outlook and would be a great career. I'm not going to hold my breath though that i'll get a job there.

My Guy!!!!
We are both doing good and I love him so much. We see each other on the weekends which is nice but I wishI could see him more. One of these days I may be living with him and my son too. He calls me his wife already and I love that. I actually have someone who wants to be with me and treats me right unlike the last two guys I dated one from Galesburg and the other one from Pekin man were they Pricks.....One of them got remarried and disowned his son married a girl with 6 kids and wants nothing to do with his own now. The ohter one is engaged to be married I hope that works out for them both. How could anyone disown their child and take care of 6 that are not even his..

When A Soldier Comes Home
When a soldier comes home, he finds it hard.... ...to listen to his son whine about being bored. ....to keep a straight face when people complain about potholes. ...to be tolerant o f people who complain about the hassle of getting ready for work. ...to be understanding when a co-worker complains about a bad night's sleep. ....to be silent when people pray to God for a new car. ..to control his panic when his wife tells him he needs to drive slower. ...to be grateful that he fights for the freedom of speech. ..to be compassionate when a businessman expresses a fear of flying. ...to keep from laughing when anxious parents say they're afraid to send their kids off to summer camp. ...to control his frustration when a colleague gripes about his coffee being cold. ...to remain calm when his daughter complains about having to walk the dog. ...to be civil to people who complain about their jobs. ...to just walk away when someone says they only

You Sparked My Love
After these years, the feeling of love start to fade away-- The word "love" had became non exist in my vocabulary list-- I had became numb-- I had forgotten what it means-- I also forgotten how it is suppose to be and forgot how it works-- Until I met you, Even if I only knew you for few days, Something, just something about you catch my attention-- From the corner of my eyes-- The more you made me smile, you put a spark-- In my heart, it started to heat up-- Just like the car in the winter where it became so cold and freezing over the years-- Took a while for it to remember how to warm up-- The more I talk to you, The fire started to scream a bit-- When I see you and the more often I see you, The fire had started a bonfire--- The question is... Should I put the fire out? Should I allow it to continue blazing? Is it wrong of me to allow it happening and take the risks?

I'm Afriad...
I'm afraid of you being gone I'm afraid you'd fade away I'm afraid you'd became invisible I'm afraid you'd slip out of my heart and my hands I'm afraid you'd disappear I'm afraid you'd leave me I'm afraid you'd escape I'm afraid you'd run I'm afraid you'd hide I'm afraid of losing you the MOST

You
You has given my life back. My love and my heart just want to grasp on you and don't want to EVER let you go You're my M to M You're my peanut butter to jelly It's hard to hold back my tears. I do not want you to ever see me cry because it's not me. I had to swallow my tears back, even if it fights it's way out It hurts but I rather to be hurt than seeing you feel bad. I'd never want to make you sad, hurt, confused, mad, upset, or pissing you off.

Is Baptism By Immersion Essential To Salvation?
IS BAPTISM BY IMMERSION ESSENTIAL TO SALVATION? Arlie Reed It seems like every time there is a Bible study, sooner or later the issue of baptism comes up. There are always several different "opinions.” These discussions often cause someone to get mad which ends up in some kind of division within the Bible study group. (I hate when this happens.) This became such a problem for me that I tried to avoid discussing baptism because I saw the issue as divisive. No matter how hard I try to avoid argumentative discussions, it still keeps coming up. The Bible is God’s Word and although it is subject to interpretation, it is not a matter of opinion. The author, God, had one meaning when it was given to the writer. Therefore, we must try to understand just what God intended. This does become personal. Each individual has the responsibility to diligently try to understand the meaning of all scripture, and it must be understood in relation to other scriptures. Scripture cannot contradic

Final Score...
Internet: 1 Scott: 0 Tonight was a doozy!..... 1st, I wait for an hour and a half to meet someone for the 1st time so we can hang out, only to be stood up! Then I come home to find that the person is actually a hacker who manipulated screen shots of our chats together to depict an allleged "flashing" of private parts by me... The icing on this bitter cake?... I GET FIRED FROM HOCKINGRADIO.COM because that VERY SAME hacker attacked the station's website, causing the whole system to crash..... the reason? "I have to protect my station and removing you from staff is the only way" - WTF! I DIDNT DO IT! So here's what I'm doing... GIVING UP ON THE INTERNET WORLD!!! Years ago I saw it as the neatest thing ever being able to text chat with people from other countries and states. Within time the technology grew and I loved it. NOW? I CANT FUCKIN STAND HOW PEOPLE MAKE ME FEEL AFTER SHORTLY BECOMING FRIENDS WITH THEM! There are quite a few people on this friends l

Order In The Court
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are > things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now > published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while > these exchanges were actually taking place. > > > ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? > WITNESS: No, I just lie there. > ___________________________________________________ > > ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? > WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. > ______________________________________ > ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? > WITNESS: Yes. > ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? > WITNESS: I forget. > ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you > forgot? > _____________________________________ > ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? > WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" > ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? > W

Fridayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
...."yippy!" I bounce in to the room and give a very lady like shout."YES! IT"S FRIDAY!" and as i gobble the last of my yogurt ( in a very lady like manner!)i think of all the things i would like to be doing if i could,but insted am not thinking of all the things i will be doing that i would rahter not..

Twenty Things To Remember
TWENTY THINGS TO REMEMBER 1. Faith is the ability to not panic. 2. If you worry, you didn't pray. If you prayed, don't worry. 3. As a child of God, prayer is kinda like calling home every day. 4. Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape. 5. When we get tangled up in our problems, be still. God wants us to be still so He can untangle the knot. 6. Do the math. Count your blessings. 7. God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts. 8. Dear God: I have a problem. It's me. 9. Silence is often misinterpreted, but never misquoted. 10. Laugh every day - it's like inner jogging. 11. The most important things in your home are the people. 12. Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional. (Preach it!) 13. There is no key to happiness. The door is always open. Come on in. 14. A grudge is a heavy thing to carry. 15. He who dies with the most toys is still dead. 16. We do not remember days but moments. Life moves too fast

My Group
What Group Are You? What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy Ectcreated with QuizFarm.com You scored as GothYour A Goth! Goth 35%Trendy 30%Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev 25%Rocker, Mosher 25%Emo 15%Prepy 10%Skater 10%

France
This is a riot!! Make sure you scroll down to the Map after you read the joke! Watch for little American Man to walk across the Map. An American is having breakfast, in Paris, one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down next to him. The American ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation. Frenchman: "You American folk eat the whole bread??" American (in a bad mood): "Of course." Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In France, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to the states." The Frenchman has a smirk on his face. The American listens in silence. The Frenchman persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??" American: "Of Course." Frenchman: (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the p

Abuse Statistics In America
Abuse In America *4 million American women experience a serious assault by a partner during an average 12-month period. (1) *On the average, more than three women are murdered by their husbands or boyfriends every day.(2) *92% of women say that reducing domestic violence and sexual assault should be at the top of any formal efforts taken on behalf of women today.(3) *1 out of 3 women around the world has been beaten, coerced into sex or otherwise abused during her lifetime.(4) *1 in 5 female high school students reports being physically and/or sexually abused by a dating partner. Abused girls are significantly more likely to get involved in other risky behaviors. They are 4 to 6 times more likely to get pregnant and 8 to 9 times more likely to have tried to commit suicide.(4) *1 in 3 teens report knowing a friend or peer who has been hit, punched, slapped, choked or physically hurt by his/her partner. (5) *Women of all races are equally vulnerable to violence by

Movie Review-"saw" (2004)
"Saw" has to be one of the weirdest yet compelling movies I have seen on dvd to date. Billed as a serial killer film, it is really a case study of how the human animal will do anything to survive. And how really crappy people exist in all parts of society. It is one of those movies in which everyone is a villain in some form. It has a good mystery and set up that is told through flashbacks. It even sets you along a course of misdirection. It falls flat has it becomes too twisting at the end. The cinematography is pretty good up until the end where the film editor and director just went crazy with quick flashback snapshots. It reminded me a lot of "Seven" at first. But the uncompelling detective character (Danny Glover) made the crime drama aspects boring. Also it didn't have a darkness to it that kept me interested in it. Out of 4 Stars- 2 Stars: A good effort in the serial killer genre, but got too twisted to handle.

Luke 18 Verses 16; -
16 ; suffer the littl children to come unto me , and forbid them not for such is the kingdom of God.. 17 ; Verliy I (Jesus) say unto you ; who so ever shall not recieve the kingdom of God ; as a little child shall in now wise enter the kingdom of heaven. 18 ; And a certain ruler ask him saying , good master , what shall I do to inherit eternal life/ 19 ; And Jesus said unto him why thy callest me good? none is good; save one that is God. 20 know thou commandants ,Do not commit adultry, do not kill, do not bear false witness,Honour thy father and thy mother. 21; And he said I have kept all these things from my youth. 22 ; Now when Jesus heard these things he said unto him, Ye lackest thou one thing ; sell all that thou has and distrubuite unto the poor, and thou shat have treasure in heaven. Amen!!!!!

Makes Me Say Hummmmmmmmmm
Daily Horoscope: Aquarius For October 20,2007 Your intellectual energy is unbelievably powerful today and your natural brilliance should make life much easier wherever you go. Someone may be a bit intimidated, but they'll get over it soon.

Instinctual Variant Test Results
Instinctual Variant Test Results Sexual ||||||||||||||||||||| 70% Social ||||||||||||||| 42% Self Preservation |||||||||||||||||| 54% Take Free Instinctual Variant Test personality tests by similarminds.com

Global Personality
Global Personality Test Results Stability (56%) moderately high which suggests you are relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic. Orderliness (66%) moderately high which suggests you are, at times, overly organized, reliable, neat, and hard working at the expense of flexibility, efficiency, spontaneity, and fun. Extraversion (76%) high which suggests you are overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense too often of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity. Take Free Global Personality Testpersonality tests by similarminds.com trait snapshot: clean, self revealing, open, organized, outgoing, social, enjoys leadership and managing others, dominant, makes friends easily, does not like to be alone, assertive, hard working, finisher, optimistic, positive, likes to stand out, likes large parties, respects authority, practical, high self esteem, perfectionist, dislikes chaos, busy, not familiar with the dark side of life, controllin

Sex Style??
Whats your sex styleFreaky deakyYour ready for the action and all you wanna do is guud started with it and you will do it just about any where any time any place but you got it made player/playetteHow do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic

The Star
THE STAR It was on the first day of the New Year that the announcement was made, almost simultaneously from three observatories, that the motion of the planet Neptune, the outermost of all the planets that wheel about the sun, had become very erratic. Ogilvy had already called attention to a suspected retardation in its velocity in December. Such a piece of news was scarcely calculated to interest a world the greater portion of whose inhabitants were unaware of the existence of the planet Neptune, nor outside the astronomical profession did the subsequent discovery of a faint remote speck of light in the region of the perturbed planet cause any very great excitement. Scientific people, however, found the intelligence remarkable enough, even before it became known that the new body was rapidly growing larger and brighter, that its motion was quite different from the orderly progress of the planets, and that the deflection of Neptune and its satellite was becoming now of an unpreceden

My Kissing History....
MY KISSING HISTORY... Current mood: ecstatic Category: Parties and Nightlife 1. Have you ever had a really good kiss? Most definitely 2.Have you ever kissed someone you weren't dating? uh....maybe 3.Ever kiss someone you wanted to date? of COURSE 4. Have you kissed anyone in your friends list? duh 5. Ever made out with someone who was a really bad kisser? YES 6. The last time you kissed someone? When Weston came back from TX 7. Was it a game? ( truth or dare, spin the bottle, etc. ) No 8. Was the person your age? One year older 9. I've kissed someone: [x] on the cheek. [x] on the lips. [x] on their neck. [x] in my room. [x] in their room. [x] of the opposite sex. [] of the same sex [x] a little younger than me. [x] a little older than me. [x] blonde hair. [x] brown hair. [x] red hair. [x] shorter than me. [x] taller than me. [x] with a lip ring. [x] who i truly love/loved. [x] in the morning. [x] just before bed. [

~ Bright Red Pain~
I am lost on lovely pillows of bright red pain sillouetted by your sequined smiles of irony I make circles in the sands of my life with my bare fingertips stripped of prints from the pages of others lives i have read I whisper fog and smoke that billows upwards in snowflake like paterns of smiles I see kisses in silken tears left to dry in the sun I close my eyes and rest my heavy heart in my hands .. and once again fall asleep on the lovely pillows of bright red pain~

Good-bye! It's Been Fun!
I just wanted to let you all know that I am basically going to be getting rid of this account. Based on recent crap, I have learned a huge lesson about people, and I no longer have a desire to meet people this way. The only reason I am going to be keeping this account open is because it is the easiest way to talk to my best friend... everything else on here will be gone. For those of you who I do consider friends, you have other ways to get in touch with me, and I hope you use them!!! It's been fun, but my time here is done! Good luck to all of you!!! Michelle

Your's
Thin lines between love and lust, pain and pleasure. Blurry borders merge for me today. Subtle hint portrayed in my eyes, Behind the scenes I am wild, forever curious about the joys of sex. Glorious thievery of inhibitions. I need this. I need to be submissive, satisfying your every desire. Invade my sensibilities. Like palm trees bending to the demands of the wind, I want to be your slave. ~~Living Dead Girl~~

Imagine
What if you slept? And what if, in your sleep, you dreamed? And what if, in your dream, you went to heaven and there plucked an strange and beautiful flower? And what if, when you awoke, you had the flower in your hand? Ah, what then? -Samuel Taylor Coleridge

A Poem About Our Girlfriends
A POEM ABOUT OUR GIRLFRIENDS Someone will always be prettier. Some will always be smarter. Some of their houses will be bigger. Some will drive a better car. Their children will do better in school. And their husband will fix more things around the house. So let it go, and love you and your circumstances. Think about it! The prettiest woman in the world can have hell in her heart. And the most highly favored woman on your job may be unable to have children. And the richest woman you know, she's got the car, the house, the clothes~~~~ might be lonely. And the word says, "If I have not Love, I am nothing." So, again, love you. Love who you are. Look in the mirror in the morning and smile and say, "I am too blessed to be stressed and too anointed, to be disappointed!" "Winners make things happen~~ Losers let things happen." Be "blessed" ladies~~~~~ and pass this on to encourage another woman. "To the world you might be one person, but to the one person you just s

My Buddies
To all my friends who live in San Diego if you are evacuated you are more than welcome to stay with me I have two extra beds and plenty of couch space and floor with no hesitation you are more than welcome to stay with US.

The Meaning Of Roses
The Meaning of Roses Color of Rose Meaning Coral Desire Lavender Love at first sight, enchantment, uniqueness Orange Fascination; I am fascinated and enthusiastic Pink (Dark) Thankfulness Pink (Light) Grace; admiration;

Untitled
Come hold me close Never let go Because this is something I cannot control My heart's beating faster As you take my hand I'm willing to do Whatever you command.. Kiss me once more Seems like so long There in your arms Is where I belong Dont leave just stay by my side For only in your arms is where I can hide.

26 Signs You're A Grown-up
26 Signs You're A Grown-up 1. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep. 2. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. 3. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7. 4. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up.' 5. You're the one calling the police because those darn kids next door don't know how to turn down the stereo. 6. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 7. Dinner and a movie - The whole date instead of the beginning of one. 8. MTV News is no longer your primary source for information. 9. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time. 10. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again." 11. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 12. You read this entire list looking for one sign that doesn't apply to you

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? The question that everyone has been dying to know...Why did the chicken cross the road? KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side. PLATO: For the greater good. ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads. KARL MARX: It was historically inevitable. HIPPOCRATES: Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas. LOUIS FARRAKHAN: The road, you see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the black man in order to trample him and keep him down. MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives calledinto question. MOSES: and God came down from the heavens, and he said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing. RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road. JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross a road? I m

Top 10 Reasons Computers Are Male
Top 10 Reasons Computers Are Male 10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless. 9. A better model is always just around the corner. 8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home. 7. It is always necessary to have a backup. 6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons. 5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play. 4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. 3. The lights are on but nobody's home. 2. Big power surges knock them out for the night. 1. Size does matter.

You Know It Is Time To Reassess Your Relationship With Your Computer When....
You know it is time to reassess your relationship with your computer when.... 1. You wake up at 4 O'clock in the morning to go to the bathroom and stop to check your email on the way back to bed. 2. You turn off your computer and get an awful empty feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one. 3. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free internet access. 4. You laugh at people with 28.8 modems. 5. You start using smileys :-) in your snail mail. 6. You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor. 7. You can't correspond with your mother because she doesn't have a computer. 8. When your email box shows "no new messages" and you feel really depressed. 9. You don't know the gender of your three closest friends because they have nondescript screen name and you never bothered to ask. 10. You move into a new house and you decide to "Netscape" before you landscape. 11. Your

41 Questions That Make You Think
41 Questions That Make You Think 1. If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter? 2. If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from? 3. If there is no God, who pops up the next kleenex in the box? 4. When a cow laughs, does milk come out it's nose? 5. Why do they put braille on the number pads of drive-through teller machines? 6. How did a fool and his money get together? 7. If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they stick Teflon to the pan? 8. How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign? 9. If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them? 10. What's another word for thesaurus? 11. Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections? 12. What do they use to ship Styrofoam? 13. Why is abbreviation such a long word? 14. Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container? 15. Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets? 16. How do you know when it is time to tune your bagpipes?

Crosswalks
Ok, im new at this, so im hoping im doing this right. If not, oh well. lol. I'll figure it out some how. This is one of my poems. This poem was written after i got hit by a car in a crosswalk back in Janurary. My poems are rhyming poems. Crosswalks People who walk, use crosswalks alot. But when people who drive, don't watch who's inside, a person can get hurt or even die. So when you are making, a left or right turn, please pay attention and then make your turn.

Great Story Of Friendship
One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his Books. I thought to myself, "Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd." I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on. As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten f eet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him and as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, "Those guys are jerks. " They really should get lives. " He loo

Strange Feeling
Hi...I'm new here and having a hard time filling in the blanks...I went to the instructions and still can't figure it out...I'm NOT an air head but some have told me you need to pay money to get all the perks here? But thats not what I'm reading here on line...so I'll keep trying...and now someone named BabyJesus is asking me to tell my friends and all this stuff...And I can't even send a message...or find skins...to make a cool home page...i'll keep on keeping on...and some times my computer won't even let me on this page and I have a new one..?lol Ria

101 Rules Of Black Metal..
101 rules of Black Metal.. 1. Don't be gay. 2. Be "true". 3. All people who aren't "true" are gay. 4. Be grim. 5. Be necro. 6. Be simultaneously grim and necro if at all possible. 7. Break things while being grim and necro. 8. Don't have fun at concerts. Stand around with arms crossed. 9. Repeat all above while denouncing organized religion in any form. 10. Never ever, EVER under ANY circumstances... 11. ...Listen to Peccatum. 12. When someone asks you if you enjoy the music of Mayhem, point out that you only enjoy the music of "the true" Mayhem. Maniac is gay. 13. Don't play with fuzzy things, excepting that by "play" you mean "burn". 14. Don't be Dani Filth. 15. Never, ever, under any circumstances utter the phrase "Kenny G slams, man." 16. Don't be Dani Filth. 17. When your mom tells you to take out the garbage tell her that you're too metal to remove refuse. 18. Run for it! 19. Sodomize a virgin whore. 20. Sodomize anything that is not male. (Fuzzy things look

I Don't Want To Fall In Love
I don't want to fall in love To fall in lust is perfectly fine by me But unfortunately, the business in the sheets most of the time wraps the heart within it. Sweaty being trying to find completion for only themselves fail to realize that the heart makes a bond more satisfying than the dirty sheets filled with lust and regret It's not what people are looking for regardless of how hard they try to make themselves be seen So let me start over I don't want to fall in lust I don't want to pretend that there isn't a world of love and kindness waiting to be discovered if only one were to look I've looked and I've found the sweet nectar that makes a relationship beautiful But it seems that it's an imitation or the liquid I put forth is to no one's liking But I've tasted it I've nurtured it And it was snatched from me I've fallen in lust and I have pursued it enough times to know that this wasn't the way for me Gratifying my body must go hand in hand with gratifying my heart

Crying
When u feel like crying....call me. ! . ! . ! I dont promise that I will make u laugh, but I can cry with u. If one day u want to run away dont be afraid to call me. I dont promise to ask u to stop...... but I can run with u. If one day u dont want to listen to anyone..... call me. I promise to be there for u but also promise to remain quiet. But one day if u call...... and there is no answer..... come fast to see me. Perhaps I need you.

10/24/2007
Your opinions are hardly set in stone, though you do like to see hard evidence before changing your mind -- that is to say, you're eminently sensible. Today you meet someone new who turns you around on some subject.

Kids.. Gotta Love 'em
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was >> squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She >> went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and >> whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite >> itchy. >> >> The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office. He was to >> telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did it >> and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of >> the room. She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his >> desk with his penis hanging out. >> >> "I thought I told you to call your Mom!" she said. "I did," he said, "And >> she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick >> me up from school."

Time To Heal
Once in a place that my mind's forgot A place witholds the day that once it did not. Now it goes silent With no sign of sound No hint of warmth to be ever found. Like the winter blizzard Tha is so cold it will freeze My breath turns white In it's artic breeze. This place is so silent & still that it is painfull to beat and for it to begin again A miraculous & wonderful feat. Until I'm complete, Whole not torn apart I can not break the ice that surrounds my heart.

Senses
To hear your voice, to feel your touch, to see you smile, Is not to much. To hear your heart beat next to mine, to taste your kiss just one more time. To be in your arms all through the night, to awaken from dreams to a wonderful sight. To have you love me for just who I am would blow all my senses and be so grand.

I Will Love You Forever
I love you so deeply, I love you so much, I love the sound of your voice And the way that we touch. I love your warm smile And your kind, thoughtful way, The joy that you bring To my life every day. I love you today As I have from the start, And I'll love you forever With all of my heart.

A White Rose
The red rose whispers of passion, And the white rose breathes of love; O, the red rose is a falcon, And the white rose is a dove. But I send you a cream-white rosebud With a flush on its petal tips; For the love that is purest and sweetest Has a kiss of desire on the lips.

Why Cant I Find Love
I dont understand how come its hard to find a girl who will let me nussle her neck and kiss her starting from her neck to the places unknown why cant i find her, do i have to be alone?It sounds like a simple question,not one hard to master,well then explain why my relationships have been such disaster.Somone to hold in the darkest of night and somone to hold by morning light,I guess im looking for the woman who can make things right,untill then i guess ill be left alone stuck in the dark all alone with a missing piece of heart. [written and created by ny emotions]feel free to comment.

-the Sexual Turn On Test-
you get equally turned on by personality and environment People who are equally turned on by a person's personality and environmental factors are aroused by the emotional or intellectual connection with someone. However, that arousal is often heightened or lessened depending upon the situation or environment you are sharing with them.

The Ultimate Personality Test
you're a Poet! Your personality is actually determined by two personality sub-types - your primary, or dominant sub-type, and your secondary sub-type. You are a Poet which means you are a Thinker / Golden Your primary sub-type is defined by "Thinker" characteristics and your secondary sub-type is defined by "Golden" characteristics. That means you're complex and artistic with a rich inner life. Chances are you're a bit shy and quiet, and you enjoy peaceful, comfortable environments. You're an interesting person to know, full of insights and inspiration, even though you're sometimes hesitant to express them.

What Color Is Your Aura?
We don't need a psychic to tell us that you're giving off a Gold vibe. You couldn't ask for a better color — a glistening gold aura is as good as it gets. A lively blend of yellow and orange, gold people are happy, playful, energetic, sensitive, and generous. Always up for adventure, you'd give a friend in need the shirt off your back. You're spiritual, too — all those halos in old paintings aren't colored gold by coincidence. Almost childlike in the carefree, joyful way you live your life, you're popular and outgoing with your large circle of friends. Chances are you're so full of light and energy that you sometimes find it hard to sit still and chill out. Instead, you're constantly looking for excitement, no matter how risky or impulsive the occasion. Happy-go-lucky and always laughing, you truly are as good as gold.

The Passion Predictor
Guardian Angel Chances are you've kicked around the idea of settling down on some shady lane with your honey and maybe even thought about having a kid or a couple of pets. Even if you've never cooked a pot roast or picked out fabric for curtains, we'll bet you've got solid nurturing instincts nestled within. That's why, when it comes to your partner, you're the Mother Teresa of romantic relationships. Doing little things like planning cool vacations and jotting a quick love note, tells your partner daily how much you care. This A+ quality not only makes you a compassionate lover, but also a trusted friend. Here's the rub: You're ready to give and give, but sometimes you might get resentful when your significant other doesn't return the favor. It can be difficult for you to let people fend for themselves, but try to focus on maintaining balance. Be sure to look out for number one, and try to indulge yourself as often as you indulge those you care about.

Are You A Sex Goddess?
Hestia A brilliant bolt of lightning descends! SHAZAAM! The oracle has spoken! The smoke clears to reveal that inside you is a divine being, HESTIA, the Goddess of Family and Peace. She's a deity who embraces all the aspects of womanhood. As a woman in her image, you exude femininity and sensuality. You view men as the perfect counterpart to your womanly ways. But you probably don't appreciate casual encounters. Rather, you prefer purity and tradition. Because of these predilections, you tend to attract men who understand your nature and possess maturity and seriousness beyond their years. When you finally arrive at the bedroom and your divine qualities are released, you reveal such sensuality that the experience is unforgettable. In other words, with the right guy, you really know how to get wild in the sack. In fact, when the mood strikes, you can easily drive your man crazy. But out of respect for your inner nature, you require love and devotion from your partners. Y

What Are You Afraid Of?
not being good enough Have you ever noticed that you're more concerned about how others perceive you than many people around you? Or do you sometimes worry more than you should about doing things perfectly or feel afraid that others will mock you in some way? If so, you're not alone. There are many people who share your fear of not being good enough. It can be a real strength to recognize your fears. By being aware of the things that frighten you, you can assess whether fear is helping you or negatively impacting your life. For instance, a fear of not being good enough may sometimes motivate you to take action in a positive way, like by being more diligent in pursuing your goals than others. However, fear's negative aspects can sometimes be more damaging than you realize. Living with fear not only prevents you from living life to the fullest; it can also have a significant negative impact on your energy, health, and your close relationships if not kept in check.

The Chakra Test
your most positive energy is flowing from your Fifth Chakra This is the chakra located at the top of your throat. The fifth chakra represents honesty and truth. In your case, this chakra appears to be clear and unblocked so that positive energy can flow from it freely. Radiating positive energy from your fifth chakra indicates that you've cultivated higher wisdom concerning the important life lessons associated with this energy center. You're apt to feel a more burning need than others do to speak the truth, treat people with respect, and act with integrity. Possessing strong fifth chakra energy also suggests that you're not one to fight your life's natural path. Instead, you seem to align your will with divine will. Whether they're allowing positive energy to flow or preventing it from doing so, all seven of your body's chakras contribute to how you are feeling on a day-to-day basis. When they're balanced, you feel energized and at the top of your game. When they're unbalanced,

Who's Your Movie Star Double?
your movie star double is Angelina Jolie A wild child like you needs to be played by someone who's not afraid to live life on the edge, someone who doesn't mind bending the rules a little when necessary, someone like Angelina Jolie. While you may not be the kind of person to tattoo your true love's name on your body, we still think Angelina would perfectly capture your adventurous attitude toward life. Back in high school, were you the one harassing the substitute teacher and freaking out your folks by driving too fast? Well, even if you weren't climbing out your bedroom window and into a carfull of your pals late at night, you probably had your own ways of pushing the envelope and making adults turn gray before their time. Like Angelina, you probably still like playing hard, that's the way you can really experience life. Leave the armchairs for other people. You, like your movie star double, prefer an edge that makes you feel alive. Angelina never apologizes for the decisions

What Zodiac Sign Should You Be?
The planets are very complex. Maybe your astrologer will disagree, and maybe a few tendencies will vary, but, overall, you're a LIBRA. You are one polished and elegant individual! And as a Libra, you require romance in your life. You prize beauty in others, and the stars predict that you are quite a piece of eye-candy yourself. But beware: If an emphasis on physical appearance is taken too far, you'll be viewed as judgmental and somewhat superficial. A passion for balance and order makes your symbol a set of scales. You crave harmony and are extremely diplomatic. As an air sign, you are a great communicator and are, therefore, quite relationship-savvy. Although you have an easygoing and optimistic personality, you can be narcissistic at times. Libras are all about sophistication and are revered for their unmatched charm.

Discover Your Sexual Personality
your sexual personality is Omega-ELDN-9. Your sexual personality is determined by your sexual persona (Omega), 4 sexual scales (Emotional/Physical, Look/Touch, Daring/Modest, Verbal/Non-verbal), and your libido score (9). As an Omega, you are someone who feels sexy, looks sexy, and really knows the ropes when it comes to lovemaking. Your sex appeal is more overt than others and your sexual confidence and awareness are particularly high.

The Relationship Iq Test
your Relationship IQ is 124 This number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you answered correctly on Tickle's Relationship IQ test. Your Relationship IQ score is a number that measures your general knowledge of how people should behave in relationships. But we also took a look at how you behave in your relationships. Your test results tell us that your greatest relationship strength is communicating with your partner while your weakest is .

What Kind Of Kisser Are You?
you're a Romantic Kisser Whew, is it warm in here or is that just you? When it comes to kissing, you get your drive from the lure of romance. For you, it's more than a meeting of the lips. You appreciate kissing for the rush and for what it symbolizes. Long-stemmed roses, candlelight dinners, and weekend retreats to bed and breakfasts. Sound about your speed? You're a kissing partner who can go beyond the sweet surrender of locking lips to discuss the meaning of relationships. To really express yourself, you're probably one who's concerned with setting the proper mood. You might light a fire or take your date to a beautiful lookout before cuddling and kissing. You probably like to make a lot of eye contact, gently hug and touch your date, and talk tenderly about your feelings. While your intentions are pure, your intensity might sometimes be a little overwhelming. Don't forget that being playful can also be a sign of affection, and remember, sometimes a kiss is just a kiss.

My Heart
My Dear Sweet Teresa, I thought I would let you know that my love for you is burning very brightly this afternoon. My heart longs for you. My heart longs to leap at the sound of your voice. My heart longs to be filled with joy by your smile. My heart longs for my love, respect and adoration to flow to you as I gently kiss your hands. My heart longs to be warmed when I hold you in my arms. My heart longs to feel the passion as I caress your face, stare into your beautiful eyes and tenderly kiss you. My heart longs to see our love for one another grow as we sit on the couch and we share from the heart. My heart longs to express my love for you as I rub your leg while we talk. My heart longs to be calmed and comforted as I lovingly kiss and caress your bare arms. My heart longs for me to cup your face in my hands and draw you in for a tender, loving and passionate kiss. My heart longs to feel the sensual passion and desire as we feed each other grapes. My heart longs to exp

How We Met
I was at my sisters house last Tuesday visiting while doing my laundry. Still no working lights in the laundry room or hallway because both fixtures require a special fluorescent bulb. So, I have to do laundry in romantic lighting. I have the worst luck. My sister hasn't come back home yet, so I decide to run to Lowes for the materials to remedy the lighting issue once and for all. Two reasonably attractive (for a laundry room & hallway) lights $25.90. Four 60W long-term light bulbs, $1.49. A brother that is willing to buy and install them, priceless. They apparently don't have an appropriate ladder. I have the worst luck. I manage to step on top of the dryer and start removing the first light fixture. My sister asks "Don't you want to turn off the circuit breaker first". "Turning off the circuit breaker is for chickens". (eye roll) I notice my five year old niece and eight year old nephew are looking at me through door. My sister comes by again. Apparently, I have been

25 October 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your single's love horoscope for Thursday, October 25: You never thought you'd say this, but you're finding real satisfaction in life's mundane details. Who ever thought cleaning the house could be so rewarding? Besides, you'll be well prepared when that cutie comes over for dinner.

Oldtimerssex
Old Timers Sex The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you." Yes, she says, "I remember it well." OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?" Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!" A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them. The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the

People
ok this is for e1 who is sick of people talking shit about you..........im sick of the way e1 always says they are your friends and the have a knife in your back when you turn around.....people who say things that aren't true......im going through that right now....some guy says he sleept with me and i have not done that or would i ever do him.....so the peolple that talk shit need to stop....love me miss me.....byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....

Master And Kitten Pt2
*Kitten, you're desires allude me. I am here to make you mine. You are to cower in fear at my presence, yet you thrive on it instead.* *But Master, do you not want me? Am I not good enough for you? Will you not let me pleasure you?* She speaks without permission. He lifts her to her feet, spinning her around and smacks her really hard across her ass. Her voice shrieks out in pain...yet she loves it. She is taming the beast yet she dare not try to control him. Instead, she submits to his will and lies at his feet. Her body given over to him. He's met his match...and she has not yet to challenge him. But he knows, she's to stand beside him, not behind. She is his maiden...his partner...his love. Her bedroom beckons them both...........

Moi Dix Mois Tour Dates
TOUR DATES: DIXANADU -- Fated ¡°Raison D'¨ºtre¡±--Tour September 18,¡¡NAGOYA / NAGOYA CLUB QUATTRO September 19,¡¡OSAKA / OSAKA MUSE September 27,¡¡TOKYO¡¡/ UNIT DIXANADU -- Fated¡°raison d'¨ºtre¡±--Europe Tour 11-Oct¡¡tavastia¡¡[ Helsinki/Finland ] 13-Oct¡¡klubben¡¡[ Stockholm/Sweden ] 15-Oct¡¡docks¡¡[ Hamburg/Germany ] 16-Oct¡¡huxley¡¯s¡¡[ Berlin/Germany ] 18-Oct¡¡Kulturfabrik¡¡[ krefeld/Germany ] 19-Oct¡¡werk¢ò¡¡[ Leipzig/Germany ] 21-Oct¡¡new backstage¡¡[ Munich/Germany ] 22-Oct¡¡Alcatraz¡¡[ Milan/Italy ] 24-Oct¡¡BIKINI¡¡[Barcelona/Spain ] 25-Oct¡¡Caracol¡¡[ Madrid/Spain ] 27-Oct¡¡Elysee Montmartre [Paris/France ]

This Isnt Like Katrina For One Reason...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071025/ap_on_go_pr_wh/bush President Bush dismissed comparisons between the federal response to Hurricane Katrina and the California wildfires Thursday, saying that getting help to people who are hurting is the most important thing. "There's all kinds of time for historians to compare this response to that response," Bush said during a tour of the state's fire-ravaged communities. The president walked down a street of the hard hit community of Rancho Bernardo, where homes have been burned to rubble, at one point offering comfort to Jay and Kendra Jeffcoat, standing near where a single spiral staircase rested amid rubble that used to be their home and near their burnt-out car melted into the scorched earth. "For those of us here in government, our hearts are right here with the Jeffcoats," the president said, his armed draped around Mrs. Jeffcoat. Holding her small brown dog on a leash, she fought back tears. Bush ferried several California la

Love Story
I will seek and find you . I shall take you to bed and have my way with you I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan. I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop. I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you. And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days. All my love, The Flu Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!

Sleeping Arrangements
A man and a woman who had never met before, and were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.... he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold. " "I have a better idea," she replied." Just for tonight, let's just pretend that we're married." "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed! "Good," she replied... "Get your own damn blanket." After a stunned moment of silence, he farted.

Words Women Use
Fine This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. Five Minutes If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. Nothing This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine". Go Ahead This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT! Loud Sigh Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing". That's Okay This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. Thanks This is the least used of all words in th

Story Of A Cab Ride
STORY OF A CAB RIDE Twenty years ago, I drove a cab for a living. When I arrived at 2:30 a.m., the building was dark except for a single light in a ground floor window. Under these circumstances, many drivers would just honk once or twice, wait a minute, then drive away. But, I had seen too many impoverished people who depended on taxis as their only means of transportation. Unless a situation smelled of danger, I always went to the door. This passenger might be someone who needs my assistance, I reasoned to myself. So I walked to the door and knocked. "Just a minute", answered a frail, elderly voice. I could hear something being dragged across the floor. After a long pause, the door opened. A small woman in her 80's stood before me. She was wearing a print dress and a pillbox hat with a veil pinned on it, like somebody out of a 1940s movie. By her side was a small nylon suitcase. The apartment looked as if no one h

Are You Fit To Commit?
you're fit to commit because you've met the right person Sure, you've been in love before, but it looks like you've really found a match in this one. You've probably been around the block a few times, and you know exactly what's out there. Whether you've had a few heartbreaks or some dating disasters, you know a keeper when you find it. You're a fun and energetic catch yourself, and you know that the secret to a great relationship is good communication and good times. An honest soul, you believe in lasting love and making things work. Keep up the good work!

The Love Test
when you're head over heels, you are a Steady Mate You're the kind of romantic partner that others truly count on in times of distress. This is true because your logical mind allows you to remain cool-headed during crises. Because people look to lean on you, you will sometimes be viewed as a hero in your relationships. People who value your calm, rational nature will make a great match for you. Love does change you. Whether it simply enhances who you already are, or makes you a completely different person, finding someone whose love personality compliments your own makes for the longest, happiest relationships.

Closed For Business.
I've decided to be abstinent for a while. I'm thinking for a year. I'm not doing it because Paris Hilton did it and I want to jump on the bandwagon (although I have a hard time believing she could honestly go a full year without sex). I have my reasons. It mostly has to do with the fact that I can't be on birth control. Every time I am on it, I get these searing migraine headaches. Multiple times a week. Obviously I can't have that if I'm going to be taking care of my daughter by myself most of the time. Another is that I really can't handle a pregnancy scare right now. I can use profilactics all I want; they're still not 100% effective. I am not with anyone, and I won't be for sometime. If I'm going to ever be pregnant again, I want it to be with someone I've been dating for a while; someone who honestly wants to have child with me. The final reason is the fact that I really don't have much of a sex drive anymore. Probably due to stress and just always hav

Union Rules Apply
A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, “Is this a union house?” “No,” she replied, “I’m sorry it isn’t.” “Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?” “The house gets $80 and the girls get $20,” she answered Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, “Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules.” The man asked, “And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?” “The girls get $80 and the house gets $20.” “That’s more like it!” the union man said. He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde. “I’d like her,” he said. “I’m sure you would, sir,” said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman i

When I Loved You
When I Loved You, The world was a brighter place, My burdens weren't so heavy And I could laugh and sing And dance and play. I felt special Lying there in your arms. So that no matter what I faced, I knew I could make it through, With you beside me, Holding my hand, Lifting me up When I didn't have the strength to stand. An emotional oneness Shared by two hearts That made life worth living That made my world complete. But when you walked away, My burdens grew quite heavy, Almost more than I could bear. And now once again I must walk alone, While my heart yearns For When I Loved You.

No Dream Job
Went to school to get a degree in computers, and it just doesn't seem to do any good in this godforsaken state. Applied for a job that was right up my alley for the qualifications and everything. Unfortunately, I found out today that I didn't get it. My guess is probably not enough experience. So forgive me if I seem a bit bummed out.

Thank You
I'm fairly new to this site & don't go on it every day, etc....anyway, I just want to thank all of the women on this site that have rated me a 10 or higher. Whether you were all telling the truth or not, it makes my day since i'm off of work for 3-6 months due to an injury. T

Supermarket Surround Sound
Supermarket surround sound. (JOKE) The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh hay. When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying. The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn. I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

Here Come The 90s Playlist 10/26/07
DEPECHE MODE - Policy of Truth (Beat Box Mix) FRONT LINE ASSEMBLY - Lifeline MARILYN MANSON - Deformography DAVID BOWIE/AL B SURE - Black Tie White Noise INXS - Suicide Blonde DIRE STRAITS - Heavy Fuel ALANIS MORISSETTE - Hand In My Pocket HEART - All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You COLLECTIVE SOUL - Shine BLESSID UNION OF SOULS - Let Me Be The One BILLY JOEL - The River of Dreams ELTON JOHN - You Gotta Love Someone BARENAKED LADIES - It's All Been Done LAWRENCE GOWAN - When There's Time For Love RUSH - Nobody's Hero GREAT BIG SEA - Ordinary Day INFORMATION SOCIETY - Think ADAMSKI feat. SEAL - Killer SNAP! - Cult of Snap MILLI VANILLI - Keep On Running AEROSMITH - Eat The Rich MOTLEY CRUE - Girls, Girls, Girls IRON MAIDEN - Holy Smoke METALLICA - The Unforgiven RAMMSTEIN - Du Hast ROB ZOMBIE - Dragula OZZY OSBOURNE - I Just Want You GUNS 'N' ROSES - You Could Be Mine LENNY KRAVITZ - Fly Away PEARL JAM - Jeremy FOO FIGHTERS - My Hero BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN - Str

My Views
My views are simple; I am not one who wishes to embrace diversity. I am the type of person who does not wish to share my schools with those people who do not wish to learn, I don’t feel that my education must be stunted in order to allow a person of color into my class a fair chance at an education. I believe that if you or your people were not involved in the blood shed to keep our Nation free then you, have no rights to either be here or to vote here. I believe that America was founded upon the backs of the Aryan man and laws which forbid us to defend our communities should be looked upon as treasonous laws and should be stricken from all records. I believe that with the advent of television our people that being white people have lost their ability to see through the lies we are being told. I believe that there are no Native people’s to this great land called North America and to say that Indians were here before Europeans is a lie due to archeological digs which have turned up

What Is A Fireman ?
He's the guy next door - a man's man with the memory of a little boy. He has never gotten over the excitement of engines and sirens and danger. He's a guy like you and me with warts and worries and unfulfilled dreams. Yet he stands taller than most of us. He's a fireman. He puts it all on the line when the bell rings. A fireman is at once the most fortunate and the least fortunate of men. He's a man who saves lives because he has seen too much death. He's a gentle man because he has seen the awesome power of violence out of control. He's responsive to a child's laughter because his arms have held too many small bodies that will never laugh again. He's a man who appreciates the simple pleasures of life - hot coffee held in numb, unbending fingers - a warm bed for bone and muscle compelled beyond feeling - the camaraderie of brave men - the divine peace and selfless service of a job well done in the name of all men. He doesn't wear buttons or wave flags or

What Is The Average Amount Of Dreams A Person Usually Has In One Night?
The average person has about 3 to 5 dreams per night, but some may have up to 7 dreams in one night. The dreams tend to last longer as the night progresses. During a full 8-hour night sleep, two hours of it is spent dreaming

Does A Person Dream All Night? If Not, When Do They?
No, a person does not spend the entire night dreaming. A person spends about two hours in the dream state per night. A person moves through the four stages of the sleep cycle throughout the night. In the final stage of the sleep cycle (referred to as REM sleep) is where dreaming occurs. Each cycle of sleep lasts anywhere from 60-90 minutes and then will repeat itself throughout the night.

Do Children's Dreams Mean The Same As Adults? If Not What Is The Difference?
Dreams often reflect our experiences and life concerns. For this reason, children's dreams are different then the dreams of adults. The dreams of young children (3-5 year olds) usually have no real story line or any strong emotional content. Children around this age also frequently experience nightmares relating to their fears (strangers, monsters, loud noises, etc.) By the time children reaches their teen years, their dream patterns are matched closer to that of adults.

Is It True That Some Dreams Can Predict The Future?
There is no scientific proof that dreams can predict and foretell the future. Yes, many people have had dreams that eventually came true afterwards. This can be explained in how we unconsciously gather little information here and there and when you have a dream, it puts together all this unconscious information before you are consciously able to do so. In short, you unconsciously already know what was going to happen and it only appears as if the dream had predicted the future. Another explanation is that such dream are mere coincidences or is the faulty memory of the dreamer.

Do Dreams Have Any Significance?
Yes dreams have a significance. The images in our dreams always contain hidden meaning which goes far beyond the outer appearance. The language of dreams is symbolic and are not to be taken literally. The significance of dreams is personal and dependent on your own personal experiences. However, there are many universal symbols.

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Rayvenred's Bed Time Story's
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Rayvenredstorytime This is an adult group that combines the horror with erotica or down right pervertion. From hauntings, werewolves, vampires, demons and any other creature that has something freaky to share with us all. Feel free to add stories that you have collected or even written yourself. All are welcome as long as you are over 18 and you are respectful in your actions to all other members. NOTE: TO MAKE IT PERFECTLY CLEAR THIS IS X-RATED MATERIAL! EVERYONE HAS TO BE OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE TO ENTER. So with great pleasure at having you walk our hallowed halls...... WELCOME AND ENJOY YOUR TIME WITH US! If you have any questions you can reach me by emailing me rayvenred1@yahoo.com mark the subject "group questions" and I will respond! Wicked Kisses to Y/you all!

Shadow Dancer
First thing in the morning as the sun breaks the shade... The birds begin to chirp as away the night time fades… Dew trickles down my window, drops too many to count the number…. You're the first thing on my mind as I begin to wonder… Was yesterday just a dream, please tell me it was real… Yet impossible so soon these great things that I feel… Your smile stands out, as majestic as a dove… With wings so beautiful and soft, like your hair that I love… I indulge in the sounds this beautiful day that make me dance… Sounds that pick me up from fallen ways and rekindles forgotten romance… I smile at the thoughts of you etched deep into my mind… While in awe of the great qualities you have, nowadays impossible to find… I could sit here forever explaining these things running through me… Thinking if you are as wonderful as you seem, how sweet really could you be… I can finally breathe, I can again smile where I once cried… I again know I can stand t

My Curse
Lost in all hope, lost in a dream..... Lost in empty promises from what it seems… You'll see her again, there's no other way… A lie I have to live with day after day…. As I dream about her, I wake up and laugh… Until I realize my life's been cut in half…. Half here half gone when she walked out… Not knowing what my next day will be about… Endless tears drown out my pain… Drowns out the sun, and brings forth the rain… I stand alone and try to make it through… But sometimes I just don't know what to do… My mind encircles my tragic loss… And brings a spiritual holocaust… I try not to think, I just try to fight… But it seems I can't even get that right… To what to turn, to whom to say… I just can't deal with this another day…. No silver lining to my dark cloud… No one to hear me cry out loud… Deaf ears they fall upon my words… They get me nowhere, like wingless birds… No wings to spread, no sky to soar… Everyday my hope f

Under The Boardwalk
Oh when the sun beats down and burns the tar up on the roof. And your shoes get so hot, you wish your tired feet were fire-proof. Under the Boardwalk, down by the sea On a blanket with my baby, is where I'll be. (Under the Boardwalk) Out of the sun. (Under the Boardwalk) Man, we'll be having some fun. (Under the Boardwalk) People walkin' above. (Under the Boardwalk) We'll be falling in love under the Boardwalk, Boardwalk. From the palms you hear the happy sounds of the carousel, and you can almost taste the hot-dogs and french fries they sell. Under the Boardwalk, down by the sea on a blanket with my baby, is where I'll be. (Under the Boardwalk) Out of the sun. (Under the Boardwalk) Man, we'll be having some fun. (Under the Boardwalk) People walkin' above. (Under the Boardwalk) We'll be falling in love under the Boardwalk, Boardwalk. Under the Boardwalk, down by the sea On a blanket with my baby, is where I'll be. Under the Boardwalk, down by t

Movie Review: Teen Titans-trouble In Tokyo (2006)
The Teen Titans are a collection of teenaged superheros consisting of BeastBoy, Cyborg, Starfire, Raven and Robin (Batman's sidekick). This is the first movie featuring them. Plot: The Teen Titans go off to Tokyo, Japan to hunt a crimelord and his ninja warriors. Likes: It explores new areas of the personalities of the main characters, especially the relationship between Robin and Starfire. It has a good fast pace with twists you will not expect. Dislikes: No new ground in animation is covered like it usually is in animated movies based on animated tv shows. It also takes a while for the story to develop. This film is Not Rated, but I would say it is a PG film. There is lots of violence and a death scene. Kid's Caution: Kids 10 and up would not be scared by it. Prequel/Sequel News: None at this time. Out of 4 stars, I give it 2 1/2 stars. I think if it had newer animation along with its good storyline, then it would have been better.

Movie Review: Herbie Fully Loaded (2005)
Note: This is a movie that I have not seen all the way through, but I have seen in enough pieces to comment on it. Plot: A young racer rebuilds "Herbie the Love Bug" into a NASCAR champ. Likes: A family film that has plenty of laughs that kids like.; A typical Disney film in which the good guys (or in this case good girl) wins and the bad guys don't. Dislikes: Too cute for me to watch. Rated G since there is nothing bad for kids in it. Kids Caution: None My kids give it 4 stars. In fact they love watching it a lot. I give it 2 stars since I can barale stand watching it.

Mudvayns, Dig
Dig Bury me Underneath Everything that I am Rearranging Dig Bury me Underneath Everything that I was Slowly changing I Would love to beat the face Of any mother fucker that's thinking they can change me White knuckles grip pushing through for the gold If you're wanting a piece of me I broke the mother fucking mold I'm drowning In your wake Shit rubbed In my face Teething On concrete Gums bleeding Dig Bury me Underneath Everything that I am Rearranging Dig Bury me Underneath Everything that I was Slowly changing I Struggle in violated space Sell out mother fuckers in the biz that try to fuck me Hang from their T's rated P.G. insight I ain't selling my soul when there's nothing to buy I'm livid In my space Pissing In my face Fuck you While you try To fuck me Dig Bury me Underneath Everything that I am Rearranging Dig Bury me Underneath Everything that I was You ain't fucking changing Me Dig Dig Dig D

Sick N Tired
I am staying with a friend in a corner of her computer room still living out of boxes. I was unable to get work after moving here and recently I got a part time job then temporary full time job. The more I am away from her "home", the more I hate returning to it each day. She has said several times she would clean her clutter up and it is still every where. This is no clean place in the entire house unless I wash my sheets. Currently we have no hot water because the water heater went out over a week ago, so no clean sheets. Her dog's hair is all over the floor and the place stinks. I am so grossed out. I feel so bad that my dogs are stuck here while I am away at work. I also feel bad because she had a flea infestation before I moved in and did nothing, so my dogs and I got eaten up. I am still scarred from it. My dogs are always itching and it makes me sick. I wash them and spray them and I can't battle against her 4 dogs, 3 cats, and piles of stuff for the flea haven. It is

Ramblings From Stupid Redneck
The preacher today was talking about iraq today and how it was splitting the country in half.Well if we look at it he is right.We are fighting between ourselves all the time, Kids killing kids, gang wars. American terrorists trying to bomb state buildings and setting fires to start mass fires. Well i believe that is what the Terrorists in other countries want us to do. So when they come in we are already fighting among ourselves they can just take over. But i might be wrong they might not be that smart then again u never know with peopl now days. let me kno what you think and if you dont like just flip to another section. By the way im just a dumb redneck.

29 October 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your AstroSlam for Monday, October 29: Don't you just wish that everyone once in a while there would be a day that felt just like a Beach Boys song? Yeah, you and everybody else. It was never really like that, not even for the Beach Boys.

28 October 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your single's love horoscope for Monday, October 29: You're in the mood to spend money, and you're in luck. That department store's having a big sale. Just because it's cheap doesn't mean you need it or should buy it. Practice restraint and take the emotion out of the purchase

Happy Halloween
Morning yall its pink just dropping you all a few lines to tell ya I'll be back online at home on wed its taken awhile for the phone company to get my account fixed but they told me it would be back on the 31st wohooooo can't wait I hope all of you are doing well and I have missed you all so much so you all holla at me soon and take care. xox pink

Movie Review: The Shawshank Redemption (1994)
A great prison movie about the how human spirit is free no matter how locked up one's body is. Plot: An innocent man is framed for murder and sent to prison. There he learns the ins and outs of prison life with the help of his new friends. Likes: A very realistic look at prison life, and hoe the guards and prisoners live it.; Great character development of all major and minor characters.; A good steady pace of all story lines. Dislikes: It feels like a long film when it really isn't. Rated R for language and prison violence. Kid's Caution: Not for children. I give it 3 1/2 Stars. Great film that feels a little long in watching.

Kate Havnevik ~ New Day
Beautiful day Watching you as you awake Morning stars in your eyes Your hand in mine The sky is lit up Day will be richer than night So dont think of yesterday Its here and now (Chorus) Its a, its a, its a...new day Its a, its a, its a...new day The beauty of you Gives me my fortitude Stronger than any dark cloud Screaming out loud, hey, hey The sky is lit up Day will be richer than night So dont think of yesterday Its here and now (Chorus repeats) (Instrumental) (Chorus repeats) (Instrumental)

Just Too Funny
Words with two meanings 1.THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...... Any part under a car's hood. Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2.VULNERABLE (vul-nur-a-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male.... Playing football without a cup. 3.COMMUNICATION (ka-myoo-ni- kay-shon) n. Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. 4.COMMITMENT (ka-mi! t-ment) n. Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family. Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. 5.ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn- ment) n. Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book. Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer. 6.FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, and male bonding. 7.REMOTE CO

Pentagon Announcement
The formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) These boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus. 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday. **if only it could work this way.

Ghost Love
We used to swim the same moonlight waters Oceans away from the wakeful day My fall will be for you My love will be in you If you be the one to cut me I`ll bleed forever My fall will be for you Scent of the sea before the waking of the world Brings me to thee Into the blue memory My fall will be for you My love will be in you If you be the one to cut me I will bleed forever My fall will be for you Into the blue memory A siren from the deep came to me Sang my name my longing Still I write my songs about that dream of mine Worth everything I may ever be The Child will be born again That siren carried her to me First of them true loves Singing on the shoulders of an angel Without care for love n` loss Bring me home or leave me be My love in the dark heart of the night I have lost the path before me The one behind will lead me Take me Cure me Kill me Bring me home Every way Every day Just another loop in the hangman`s noose Take me,

Things Only Guys Would Say!
**Loves a sensation caused by temptation...a guy sticks his location in a gurlz destination...to increase a population...of the next generation...do you understand my explanation? Or do you need a demonstration?** ( =) LOL ) **Don't drink and drive...you might go over the bump and drop your beer!** **Roses are red...Apples are sour...open your legs...I'll show you some power!**

~women's English~
"Yes" = No "No" = Yes "Maybe" = No "It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now. "Do what you want" = You'll pay for this later. "We need to talk" = I need to bitch "Sure....... ... go ahead" = I don't want you to. "I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, you moron! "How much do you love me?" = I did something today you're not going to really like me for. "Is my butt fat?" = Tell me I'm beautiful. "You have to learn to communicate" = Just agree with me. "Are you listening to me?" = [Too late, you're dead.]

Halloween Lame?
Yep u heard it here,Taisha hates halloween. I may like gore scary shit but halloween is just awful, another excuse for gurls to dress like skanks and for poser goth/emo kids to over do the morbidness. I didnt even carve a pumpkin. I guess its halloween for me everyday so what makes tomorrow so fuckin special. Anyway I leave on the weekend and i wont be back for a month.I may not even have a comp so,dont miss me too much. (sarcasm)

Life Blows
Life blows when you dont know why the one you love and care about wont answer a simple phone and tell you why she is mad at you. I can only do so much and take so much. Life isnt easy and if it was then life would be no fun but it would be nice to get the answers for the questions that I ask. And what really sucks is that one night everything will be going great and then the next everything has gone to shit. For some odd reason her best friend hates me and that really doesnt matter but matters is the fact that Lacey is being told by Mallory to keep being pissed at me and that I dont love Lacey which is complete bullshit because if I am willing to give up on my own flesh and blood, my first born child to be with Lacey then I must want to be with her and love her. I can keep going on and on but I am not going to cause it hurts to talk about this. I just want Lacey to know that I love her and I want to be with her and Kaylen for the rest of my life. No one else matters to beside those two

Though We Are Apart Right Now
Dear T.L.C., 'How are you my dear, are you tired, are you ok?' and lots of questions like these I always ask you. Not because I just want to ask or curious, but every question comes from inside of my heart. I know we are so far apart from each other and I try so much to be with you. I know, this is so hard but nothing on earth can make me lose my true love for you. I really love you. I don't know when I started to love you, it started with sending e-mails to you everyday wishing you a good morning and good night with a lot of feeling in them. Then, one day, I found myself loving you and couldn't stop this feeling. Just you knowing me more and more each day and how you understand me in everything, that's why I love you more and more. Every time you say hi, you brighten my life. The distance is our problem but if we look at it in a different view, we will know this is the thing that can prove our true love. It's not so long Baby, every dream will be come true and we will smile with

Lord God
My Lord, I am sorry, I am unworthy of forgiveness, Yet Lord, you love me and forgive me anyway! You promised me your love, You promised me everlasting life, You promised a home for me in Heaven, I deserve hell, Lord God, But you give me Heaven, If only i believe. I deserve death, Lord God, But you give me life eternal. I love you with all that I have, Lord God, Because You first loved me. You are WONDERFUL, Lord God, And I praise You and thank you! 03-05 ~*Lauren*~

It Is Up To You To Decide
Since the introduction of political correctness, the world has seen major changes for the worse. We are now forced to live in a society where all non whites are welcome into white neighborhoods and are allowed to attend white schools. We are no longer allowed to create laws which exclude a person based on their color or their religious creed and we are forced to allow men of color the chance in dating and or bedding down with our women with no chance to get back at them for doing so. We also have allowed laws to come onto our books which forbid us from taking retaliatory actions against a non white for actions committed against us with stricter sentencing guidelines which state that we attacked a non white just because we are racists and with that hate crime stipulation placed in front of our trial we are given an extra five years on a simple assault charge. What has happened to our people? When did we give up the fight to remain on top? How can we change this? These are a few q

He Made My Day
Most Amazing man . I know , I have been sick . He calls me everyday .Make sure I am ok , Yesterday he stop by .Made me so happy . Cheer me up sooooooooooo much . Just see him . Makes me happy. When I am with him . Like nothing else matters . He listens great !! Always cheers me up ! He has a great sense humor . Great Father too he's kids . Very very hard worker . That man put he's all into what he dose . Honey you are Awesome !! xoxoxoxoxox

Vlad
Vlad, lord of cruelty and pain, come to my dreams, show me your hell. Welcome foreigner to the kingdom of sadism, in this garden of hell there's a place four you. Blood flood the ground and feed the Aqueronte. Vlad's dominions are like a reminiscence of hell. Come to my dreams, show me your hell, this forest of bodies is an altar for Vlad...this is an altar for Vlad Those impaled bodies are like debris of hell a sadic monument or an offeriness?

Philadelphia, P.a.
Ive been working in Center City Philadelphia for almost 7 years now and cant stand it!! Im now finally trying to get something different--something where you dont have to look over your shoulder before you speak. I always feel like I have to be someone Im not while at work. You know, this Mr. Niceguy liberal FUCK. Well that aint me! I need to be able to say what I want and feel whenever the need arises. When I was on construction sites about 10 years ago I could do that because the only people around were Mexicans--they dont speak American anyway! I like my work / just not some of the people I work with. I mean it just seems like there are no hardcore radical Republicans anywhere I look! Grown men walk Poodles in the park--where are the German Shepards and Rottweilers??? They are real men dogs--not fuckin pussy Poodles what the fuck is that!? Poodles--get the fuck outta here get a real dog--be a man motherfucker! I dont know--its probably something in the water they drink you know?

Sean Penn
Sean Penn went to Venezula alittle while ago and, like Danny Glover, appluded this idiots speech. This guy is a fucking Commy who hates America and Bush! During the last Presidential election Alec Baldwin said if Bush wins another 4 years then he is moving out of this country. He is still here! Penn and Baldwin can both kiss my ass along with anyone else who is a fan of Hugo Chavez. If you hate this country so much--get the fuck out asshole!!!

Wire Taps
President Bush recently got Congress to pass a Bill which allows wire taps without getting a warrant first. Some people in this country think this is wrong. I say that if you arent doing anything wrong in the 1st place then what do you care for!? And if these idiots read the paper and the News before they spoke, they would realize that only suspected Terrorist calls are being listened to--not calls to Mom or your buddies. Once again, these are people I call "Do nothing Democrates". People who just sit back and let things happen instead of trying to protect America like President Bush is and has been doing since day 1. Do you people really hate him that much? I really cant understand what it is that bothers you! He is one of the best Presidents we have ever had in this country. And then we have President Clinton--the one who had Bin Laden in his "sites" And just let him go instead of taking him "out". Yeah--real nice! Guess he was more concerned with Monica than doing his job protectin

Change
Change Current mood: creative Category: Writing and Poetry The turning of time brings seasons to a close, and yet we know as people that a change is inevitable. The change is going to happen whether we want it to or not. Life is so incredibly short that time should never be wasted on depression, but on looking towards the future. I was given a second chance at life for a reason, to be a great mom and a great friend. Someday I will find the sun of my life, that will keep my heart warm with the love I need & deserve.

When You Love Someone With Your Everything...
When you love someone with your everything... Current mood: numb Category: Writing and Poetry When you love someone so much, is it fair to hold onto their heart when their heart lies in a state of confusion, fear and distrust? No... If you love someone, you would do anything to bring them peace and happiness. At whatever the cost, even if it breaks your own heart, sometimes means letting go. And if that love one day comes back to you, then that love was always meant to be.

Ritzy Chicken Casserole
Ritzy Chicken Casserole 8 oz. cream cheese 1/2 C. sour cream 1 (10 3/4 oz.) can cream of mushroom soup 1 (10 3/4 oz.) can cream of chicken soup 1/2 C. finely chopped onion 6 C. diced cooked chicken breasts 1 roll Ritz crackers (50 crackers) 1/2 C. (1 stick) melted butter 2 T. poppy seeds, divided Soften cream cheese. Add sour cream, soups, chopped onion and chicken. Pour into a 9 x 13-inch ovenproof baking dish. To make topping, crush crackers to make crumbs. Combine with butter. Add half of poppy seeds. Sprinkle over chicken mixture. Top casserole with remaining poppy seeds. Bake uncovered at 350 degrees for 20 minutes. Serves 10.

Life
Life Life is a long road You face different ordeals Alot of tears will flow Down your face... You will find yourself asking Why does this happen to me? Well my friend I must say Life happens to everyone... Just wipe away the tears Be stronge and hold on So you can face another day... Don't give up things shall change Give it time,and remember your not alone...

My Heart
My Heart You hold my hear In your hands, So do as you will with it. You can crush it to fill Me so full of pain, You can lose faith and, Leave it to bleed.. You can play games with it To let it believe you love it, Or you could be true, And love it like like no other... You could show you have faith, No matter how long it takes, You could keep it safe To show you care.. Just remember, No matter what you choise, Without a doubt I shall always, Love you with my heart!

Away For A Bit
First: THANK YOU ALL FOR THE COMMENTS AND SUCH and BIRTHDAY WISHES :) (BLUSHES) Just letting you all know I been away from Fubar spending time with fam and was also scaring people on a Halloween trail on weekends. That is all done, but still with my fam. I will be back home sometime again i na few days and will return any replies and such and talk to you all again soon. HUGS

Strawberry Crisp
Strawberry Crisp 1 cup Uncooked Oatmeal 1 cup All purpose Flour 1 cup Brown Sugar 1/4 cup Chopped Walnuts 1/2 cup Butter (Applesauce?) 1/2 cup Sugar 3 cup Sliced fresh/frozen Strawberry Mix together oatmeal, flour and brown sugar. Add nuts. Cut in butter or margarine until crumbly. In another bowl, mix strawberries and white sugar together. Grease an 8 inch square pan. Spread half the crumb mixture on bottom. Cover with strawberries. Spread remaining crumb mixture over top. Bake at 350 deg F oven for 45 minutes. Serve warm or cold with whipped cream or topping.

Bubble Baths
BUBBLE BATH #1 1/2 c. Liquid hand soap 1 c. Epsom salt 5 drops glycerin Few drops of food coloring Few drops of fragrance Mix well, shake right before using. Pour into bathtub while water is running and enjoy. HOMEMADE BUBBLE BATH 2 c. Baby oil 2 tbsp. Shampoo Several drops of favorite perfume Mix thoroughly pour in bath. Great gift idea. CHILDREN'S BUBBLE BATH 1/2 c. Liquid detergent 1 c. Epsom salt 4 or 5 drops glycerine Few drops food coloring Few drops fragrance Mix together. BUBBLE BATH #2 1/2 c. Ivory Snow liquid 1/2 tsp. Glycerine 6 drops food coloring 1 c. Epsom salt 6 drops cologne BUBBLE BATH #3 1/2 c. Detergent 1 c. Epsom salt 4-5 drops glycerin A few drops food coloring A few drops favorite cologne Mix well; pour into container. HOMEMADE BUBBLE BATH #2 2 c. Vegetable oil 10 drops perfume 3 tbsp. Liquid shampoo GIFT BUBBLE BATH 5 lbs. Epsom salts 1 sm. Box Ivory soap 1 sm. Box powdered sache

Thanx Everybody!
I JUST WANTED TO THANK EVERYBODY THAT HELPED ME OUT IN FALLEN ANGEL'S HALLOWEEN PIC CONTEST, IT ENDS IN LIKE 30 MINUTES........ YOU ALL ARE GREAT! LOVE YA ALL AND THANX AGAIN SO MUCH!I'LL LET YA KNOW IF I ACTUALLY PLACE, LOOKS LIKE I MIGHT TAKE 3RD PLACE. ((((((((BIG HUGZZZZZ)))))))))) ♥ ĴąDe♥Ŕoşėś♥§Ä§§¥ ßÙ±±♥~*Greeter @Diablos Den@ fubar

Gettin The Kid!!!
I am so excited!!! I may be going to get Sierra tomarrow when my friend gets off work instead of next weekend!!! WOO HOO!!!!! In other news..I still don't have internet at home so I am stuck with the library and not being able to do much...I can't even leave comments because the computers here trip up so much from all the stuff on ya'alls pages :(..so please don't think I have forgotten you. I haven't. I just can't do much to give ya points. And I don't always get to see everything thats going on because I am not here everyday... Crap. I gotta go. Times up. Please send me a message to say hi! Raevyn

Chocolate Kiss Pie
Chocolate Kiss Pie 1 12−13−ounce package chocolate kisses 2 ounces milk 1 8−ounce package cream cheese 1 12−ounce carton frozen whipped topping, thawed 1 chocolate ready−made pie crust Remove foil wrappers and melt kisses over medium heat in the Milk. When melted, add cream cheese and stir until completely melted. Rapidly stir in whipped topping with the heat off. (Be careful it Doesn't burn). Pour into crust. Refrigerate until set. Serves 6−8

Wayall I'll Be Gawld Dayumed . . .
Best bottoms come from Balkans Thu Nov 1, 2:42 PM ET A Bulgarian woman and a Romanian man have the world's best-looking bottoms, according to the jury of a backside beauty contest sponsored by a lingerie firm, a company spokeswoman said Thursday. Beyond a 10,000-euro (14,400-dollar) cash prize, Kristina Dimitrova, 19, and 24-year-old Andrei Andrei each won a modelling contract for the company's next international advertising campaign as well as a year-long insurance policy for their rear ends in case of injury. Some 15,000 people from 29 countries responded to a call by the European company Triumph to post photos of their backsides on the Internet three months ago. The site drew more than five million visitors, of whom 130,000 registered to pick their 10 favourite male and female bottoms from each country. A total of 45 men and women qualified for the final contest in Munich before a seven-member jury including representatives from the fashion and fitness industries

Your Smile
There's often times that I feel down Like I've walked my last mile It comforts me, that with all my faults I can always make you smile When people knock you down and say "You're just a worthless fool!" I remember how you smile at me And my thoughts run calm and cool. I would climb the highest mountain I would swim right down the Nile I would ward off any danger Just to see you smile I may not end up in your arms, When all my quests are through But as long as I can make you smile I'll know our love is true I'll always be there when you call To dry your every tear I'll let you lease me anytime And I'll always say; "Yes Dear." August

Shoulds
There should be a pill for this. Like it's a headache, Or the flu. There should be a cure. A ritual cleansing An antidote For the poison I've been drugged with There should be an organization A mission A hospital A twelve step program There should be a book A seminar An infomercial Doctor Phil should have a fucking hotline for this shit! There should be a band-aid A sterile dressing A tourniquet There should be an operation A "procedure" A prosthetic There should be an answer As to "why?" "How could you?" "Didn't I mean anything?" There should be a solution Like in Math Or chemistry There are no shoulds. But there should be. August

Victory
Man, don't talk to me about respect man. You don't know. You're an old man. You must be twenty at least! How old am I? I'm thirteen, but I've been around man. I know what life is. I know what's important. Yeah yeah, I know. You sound just like my stepfather. He thought he knew everything too. Me? No, I don't know everything. I just know more than you. How do I do in school? All right when I go. Yeah yeah, you're just like my stepfather. The last time I read a book? I don't remember. What difference does it make? The last book I read? Who cares? You prob'ly gots a whole room full'a books. I ain't no genius like you man. Yeah I can read. I just don't is all. What's that? Of Mice And Men? Sounds stupid. No, I don't want to read it. It's too thick. One hundred and eighteen pages!?! You must be out of your mind man. I ain't got time to be reading. I don't always have time to come home at night. Two weeks! You must be crazy man. I can't read that in two weeks! You don't understand. I'll be r

Two A.m.
The clock has struck the hour two. I cannot sleep for thoughts of you. The way your eyes light up my life, Keeps me awake throughout the night. And as I long to hold you near, Your golden-throated voice I hear. You sing to me a song so sweet, I pray we once again will meet. The sun, the moon, the stars above, I'd give to you but for your love. All this that I would give to hear, Your whispered love upon my ear. A question haunts me day and night. Am I the one to grace your life? And do you lie awake at two? To think of me, as I, of you. August

On Using A Toy
And it doesn't go away The thought behind my eyes The forbidden hunger I can't deny But don't want to admit To hold you in my mouth And see you looking down on me To be helpless before you Choking on you I hear your commands The excitement in your voice I'm trembling Your hands burn in my hair And you're behind me Bending me over Readying me for access For my final surrender And then gentle Slow Soft Wet Coos Strokes Praise And oh My God Please I Yes Um Oh Breathe Breathe And then hard Over and Over Griping Stroking Thrusting I'm just along for the ride A victim of the fury of your hips Your hot breath on my neck Your chest, soft against my back Your litany of authority in my ear And it slowly dawns on me I am yours August

So Much To Say
You tell me that you love me, And I can't believe my joy. The other times I've heard that line, I've felt like a personal toy. You've let me see your heart of hearts, You've let me ease your pain. Now I think of us, and endless walks, And kisses in the rain. There's something I don't understand, Please explain it if you can. How can you love someone like me? I'm just like any man. My heart of hearts is an open book, That your eyes are free to read. You hold my humor, love and mind, And all the friendship that you need. I've never been much of a poet, The masses don't crave my lines. But I'm laying out my love for you, To keep here for all time. Life is a circle, I've heard it said. And I guess it must be true. Because every time we say good-bye, You know I'll come back to you. When this world has got you down, And you feel like no one cares, Just close your eyes and think of me, And you know I'll be there. Please forgive my random jumps, I've

Who I Am
Take your vitamins, Grow up to be big and strong. Grow up to be a man. The words of my youth echo back at me. But what sort of man will I be? I want to be a brave man, macho. With a black leather jacket and a slick motorcycle. Never afraid of anything, groupies following me wherever I go. Everyone will be impressed with me. I want to be a tough man, With scars on my body Trophies of past victories. Many battles fought and won, No defeats, no regrets. I want to be a strong man With muscles that ripple when I'm on the beach. The quick path to success. I want to be a smart man, Never making mistakes, Surrounded by people wanting my advice. I did not become a smart man, I have mountains of mistakes behind me. And many more ahead I'm sure I have become an experienced man. I did not become a strong man My muscles don't turn heads at the beach I often choose the longer path It seems as if I can go on forever I have become an endurance man. I did not

The Story Behind "august"
A few weeks before I was born, My mother asked my father; "What shall we name this son of ours?" Without hesitation my father replied, "August, after my father." My mother's response was something to the effect of "eeuugh! I hate that name. How about Brian?" Never one to give ground easily, my father rebounded with "Great, August Brian, I like the sound of that." "Brian August" and the battle was finally joined. "August Brian, three reasons." "What's the first reason?" "Alphabetical, A before B." "I'm not convinced. What's the second reason?" "Our last name starts with a B, if we make his initials B.A.B., one day he'll be big enough to pay us back." "That has a little merit. What's the third reason?" "I promise, we'll always call him Brian. It's just very important to me that he be named after my father." And so the deal was struck, and my mother has never called me August, however, my father has never called me Brian. It's one of the reasons they go

Something To Say
What if I don't have anything to say? What if I'm out of rage? I'm tired, Empty, Nearly finished, All the good lines have been taken. I question the limitless discovery. What if this last one, is the last one? But of course, These questions are pointless. To admit failure would be to disappoint, And that I could not bear. My resources are limitless. I am the poet, The bard, The storyteller, Of course I'll have something to say. August

A Soldier's Question
Dirty socks and broken cots, No pillows on which to sleep. Artillery in the morning, Bunkers collapsing in a heap. So many sandbags left to fill, I've built so many walls. I'm surrounded by a maze of sand, A labyrinth four feet tall. No flag to boast our country, No song to shout our name. Just endless shifts of roving guard, And prayers for one more day. I'm in a backward country. Why? I do not know. I remember wanting to come here, But now I want to go. But I believe in Duty first, Wherever there's a need. My Uncle Sam gave me a call. I did right, and I took heed. With my buddy and my rifle, I go to the marketplace. I ask the man why we are here, And a smile comes to his face. His eyes are weak and hollow. His teeth are yellow-green. He speaks as if I am not there, As If I'm just a dream. "I have many children." Says this strange decrepit man. "They once were very hungry, So I searched throughout the land." "All around me was the fighting, I h

Stuffed Burgers (it's What's For Dinner)
*Stuffed Hamburgers* 1 pound lean ground beef 3/4 teaspoon salt 3/4 teaspoon dried onion flakes 1/4 teaspoon ground black pepper 1/2 cup crushed bacon crisp 4 tablespoons pickle relish 4 ounces cheddar cheese, sliced 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/8 teaspoon ground black pepper 4 hamburger buns 1 tomato, sliced for accompaniment 1. Preheat barbecue grill. 2. In a large bowl combine ground beef, salt, dried onion flakes and pepper. 3. Shape into 8 thin patties. Divide and place pickle relish, cheddar cheese, bacon, salt and pepper on half the patties. Place the remaining patties on top and press the edges to seal well. 4. Grill for 5 minutes per side for well done burgers. 5. Serve over 4 hamburger buns with 1 sliced tomato, ketchup, prepared mustard or other condiments of your choice. Makes 4 servings.

Send Me A Picture
Send me a picture. Prove to me that you're still the same. That you haven't changed at all. And that if you have changed, You won't do it anymore. Your hair, your clothes, your face, your body, That scar on your shoulder and that pimple on your nose. Send me a picture. Send me a picture. I want you captured on Kodak paper. I want to capture you in my hand, Keep you in my wallet. I want to pull you out and look at you, Completely unchanged, Anytime I choose. Send me a picture. Send me a picture. Prove to me that you're still on the planet. That your future is still ahead of you. That all possibilities still exist. That you still care. Send me a picture. Send me a picture. Let me compress your 3-D world, Into a flat 3X5 piece of captured light. Flat, and cold, and simple. Send me a picture. August

Screenplay
It was a lot like a movie. There was darkness, Danger, A mysterious Russian girl With alluring eyes. And I remember the cold war, The Day After, Perestroika and Glasnost. "That was long ago." she tells me. "Back when I was a child." Thanks a lot. "Is for you." And she hands me a present, An original drawing. This mysterious Russian girl. It was like a movie, She took my arm, And we promenaded down the street. I never felt so proud. The Poet And The Painter A fairy tale. August

Rogaine
O.K. So I used to be a stage manager. And I managed this play see, And I got dragged through the worst experience of my life. I mean it was painful. The long hours, the whiny actors, The director! And don't even get me started on what happened, Once the show finally began. But it's over now, at last, And I don't ever have to worry about doing theater anymore, Because the theater manager/ my ex-girlfriend, Told me specifically; "You'll never work in this town again." But in a way, I feel bad. I feel that with this show, a part of me has died. So to symbolize this, I chopped off my hair. But it didn't end there, oh no! Without my ponytail I was confused, Disoriented. An easy mark for any smooth talker that happened upon me. Before I knew it, I was a victim. Lost in a stream of unconsciousness, I awoke only to find myself, Gainfully employed. . . In Bellevue! It didn't look good for our hero. I stumbled into a coffee house, Desperate for refuge. Staggering wil

Repatriation
A lifetime crawling out of a hole worse than debt Crawling out of shadow Crawling out of despair Standing alone in the middle of a war zone A traitor to both sides. Trained by the best to lie, Deceive, Spy, report back, And most of all, keep secrets. Intelligence is the key to any battle. I am tired of this lack of intelligence game. I am tired of being tried and retried For war crimes I was conditioned to commit. IT WAS WAR!!! I did what I was trained to do. I served my time as a P.O.W. Then I was released into society, A soldier without a battlefield But the war continued and I rejoined it, Desperate to be in familiar surroundings, Behind enemy lines. . .fighting to survive. Eventually, government agencies stepped in. The factions were told to stop their war. But they find ways to carry on to this very day, Like two schoolchildren, Who throw things at each other when the teacher isn't looking Neither side knows why they're fighting It's just a twenty-year-o

Some Girls Do....sawyer Brown
She turned up her nose as she walked by my Cadillac From the corner of my eye I saw you and you laughed You were sittin' on the swing on your front porch Paintin' your nails like you were bored And you yelled she was sure impressed with you Well I ain't first class But I ain't white trash I'm wild and a little crazy too Some girls don't like boys like me *************** Aw but some girls do I yelled and asked if you would like a ride When we pulled out of your yard I bald a tire You was laughing at me, I was doing James Dean You was the prettiest girl I'd ever seen When you rolled your eyes and twirled my pink fur dice Well good ole' boys don't get no breaks And rich boys think they got what it takes But theres' someone for each of us they say

Reflections
Hello! I didn't think I'd see you this soon. Although sometimes I've felt as if you'd never get here. But I've always felt sure that we would meet. All the times that I've seen you, On the old slides of my father's. That strapping young man with his face in the wind. Never tired. Never weary. Any scars he carries are still fairly fresh. The weathered look will not be upon him for thirty years. I used to look in my mirror for hours, Searching for that twenty-something man. Hidden somewhere in my face. I never caught more than a glimpse of you, Hiding behind my eyes. . . Until now. In the reflection of my television set, I caught you watching me. You're different than I'd pictured. Your hair is longer and you have a beard. But the gaze is the same. The fascinated way you watch me, When you think I'm not looking. I can tell that you see me in you. Tell me. . . Do you look back at me in the mirror, Spending hours searching for the face you had years ago. . . As I

Questions
"Why on earth do you love me? Where did I go right? What did I do to earn my way, Into your arms tonight?" And tears mixed with sweat, As we lay in warm embrace. An excess of emotion, Spent in way too small a space. I kissed her tears and stroked her hair. I sighed my biggest sigh. I thought; "I say I love you, And your response is 'Why?'" Her eyes met mine and searching. . . Pleading. . .groping for the truth, Accustom to rejection, Always needing proof. "I could go on about your beauty, Or how you sing your siren's song. I could claim it's your laugh, your lips, your eyes. . . Only I would know that's wrong." "The truth is. . .I've no idea, Why it is I love you so. I can only say when I'm near you, You make me want to grow. When you're near I watch my posture. I stand up straight and tall. You inspire me to ascend the heights, And never fear the fall." Her breathing eased, she'd gone to sleep. Her question satisfied. And I asked the silent

Perspective I.-vi.
I. My Eyes He's a giant of a man He wears a saintly glow With love and pride he teaches me All I'll need to know. With loving arms that hold me Friendly words and playful games A sense of humor, grace and charm I pray to turn out the same. II. His Eyes He's a noisy little thing But cute, I'll give him that He learns things quickly, like his Dad He's sharp, just like a tack. But small and fragile most of all Is what he seems to be He cannot make his way at all He must rely on me. III. My Eyes He's drained another bottle Ignore him, it's the beer Remember how he used to be Keep that image clear. You owe him for the things you are No matter what he does Know him for the man he is But love the man he was. IV. His Eyes He's always saying something smart What a noisy little brat He won't amount to anything You can depend on that. But weak and worthless most of all Is what he seems to be He cannot make his way at all But he'll get

For Paul
Send me a ticket for Christmas. A heart attack makes me travel. Death and weddings are the only things that get me to Jersey anymore. So I will put up with an airport at Christmas. I will tolerate my relatives. I will brush aside questions as to me financial welfare, my moving back to Jersey, my estranged father. I will ignore taunts from my mother and sister. I will do this because of your heart attack Paul. Paul. . .That's all I've ever called you. Although technically, Grandpa would be correct. Of all my relations, I have never crossed words with you. There are no slammed doors, or angry shouts in our past. There is only cozy conversation. About warm coats, hot pies, good meals, pretty lights on the Christmas tree, and always, a piece of candy. I am here in New Jersey, away from all control. I am at their mercy. But it's not so bad. I am not as angry as I used to be. So here I am, in a room full of people that really don't like each other, and everyone turns to me. I am the br

Im A Leo!
LEO: The Lion in bed Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at shit. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Loyal.Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Great when found.

Investments
Call me. Invest a quarter in our relationship. Let me be secure in the illusion, That if you spend a quarter for me, You will gladly walk across hot coals, Just to be by my side. I can convince myself that if you call, You are reaching for me across the wires. Give me the illusion that I am being pursued. Call me. Call me. Invest a few minutes of your day in our relationship. This will prove to me, That every waking moment you spend away from me, Is really agony to you. That you could so easily set aside precious time to talk to me. Call me. Call me. For every call is an investment, A precedent, A promise. It says that we are going somewhere, Instead of nowhere. It says we are connected. It declares that there is a future On which we can sit, And look back on all those promises, All those phone calls, All those investments. Call me. August

Golden Gifts
"you disappoint me in the way that you behave, and how you treat me." And I'm greeted with a slamming door. "Happy Father's day" I mutter as I walk away. My mind stumbling back across the years. Tripping flat. . . across each disappointment. The week before Christmas, Thrown out into the cold. No shirt. . . no shoes. . . no respect. What a disappointment I was, I survived. Even though you told the neighbors, And the police, That I ran away. What a disappointment. Every stumble, Every fall, And I can't seem to land on my face. And through this haze of resentment I wonder, Does the Chrysler building resent it's foundation? Does it dream of marble instead of concrete? Can this skyscraper admit. . . That without it's base, however flawed, It would crumble. Happy Father's Day My gift to you is silence. No retort to your slammed door. The last word is yours. It's over, you win. I'm the disappointment. August

Last Blog For A Month {maybe}
ok so finished all my shopping i leave 2morrow morning at 5 am im gunna go finish my evening by playing guitar hero 3 and the new jackass game then imma watch dracula n sleep ill try n find a comp to say hi to you! *muah* to Vince ,im goin to miss you the most! xoxo

Cordon Blue Casserole
Cordon Blue Casserole 4 chicken breasts, boned & cut in half 1/2 lb shaved ham 4 slices swiss cheese 1 can cream of chicken soup 1/4 cup water 1/2 cup melted butter 2 cups crushed stuffing mix Layer chicken, ham and cheese in buttered casserole dish Mix soup and water and pour over cheese Combine butter and stuffing mix and sprinkle over top Bake at 325° for 2 hours.

Mime
A Mime in a Zoo One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer. As soon as he starts to draw a crowd, a zoo keeper grabs him and drags him into his office. The zoo keeper explains to the mime that the zoo's most popular attraction, a gorilla, has died suddenly and the keeper fears that attendance at the zoo will fall off. He offers the mime a job to dress up as the gorilla until they can get another one. The mime accepts. So the next morning the mime puts on the gorilla suit and enters the cage before the crowd comes. He discovers that it's a great job. He can sleep all he wants, play and make fun of people and he draws bigger crowds than he ever did as a mime. However, eventually the crowds tire of him and he tires of just swinging on tires. He begins to notice that the people are paying more attention to the lion in the cage next to his. Not wanting to lose the attention of his audience, he climbs to the top of his cage, crawl

90 Things About Me
90 Facts About You 1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT RING? yes 2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP? 2 1/2 YEAR 3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED? Rascal Flatts cd from Richard 4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE? yes 5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? I walked a mile today 6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON? Food 7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE? a payday candy bar 8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? Smile 9. ONE FAVORITE SONG? Take me There 10. WHERE DO YOU LIVE? Dothan,Alabama 11. HIGH SCHOOL YOU ATTENDED: Dale County High School 12. CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER: none right now but was Nextel 13. FAVORITE STORE: Walmart 14. LONGEST JOB YOU HAD: a year I worked at the college I went to 15. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE? yes 16. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?: no 17. LAST WEDDING YOU ATTENDED: My friend Katie 18. FIRST FRIEND YOU'D CALL IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY: Leora 19. LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR BEST FRIEND: About a month ago 20. FAV

62 Things About Me
My 105 Truths 1. real name: Crystal Marie 2. like it ?: yes 3. single or taken?: taken 4. zodiac sign: cancer 5. male or female: Female. 6. elementary: Midland City Elementary 7. middle: South Dale Middle School 8. high school: Dale County High School 9. eye color: green 10. hair color: light brown 11. are you a health freak: No 12. height: 5'7'' 13. do you like yourself: yes 14. piercings: None 15. tattoos: None 16. righty or lefty: righty FIRSTS- 17. first surgery: none thank god 18. first piercings: none yet 19. first real best friend: Amber Caldwell 20. first sport:: Never played sports 21. first pet: never have had a pet 22. first vacation: Panama city beach 23. first crush: a guy in my 2nd grade class CURRENTLY- 24. eating: Nothing 25. drinking: Nothing 26. about to: eat 27. listening to: the tv 28. waiting for: Christmas 29. wearing: blue jeans and a tshirt 30. want to get married to: yes 31. careers in mind: business manager WHI

Blackberry Smoothy
Blackberry Smoothie 1 c. cold milk 1/2 c. fresh or frozen blackberries 1-3 tbsp. sugar Ice cubes Place in blender, cover, start on puree speed then push blend speed until smooth and ice is dissolved.

Pineapple Salsa
Pineapple Salsa 1 cup finely chopped fresh pineapple 1/2 cup each diced red, yellow & green bell peppers 1 cup fresh corn kernels removed from cob 15 oz. cooked black beans, drained & rinsed 1/4 cup each chopped onions, orange juice, chopped fresh cilantro 2 green & red chili peppers, chopped 1/2 tsp. ground cumin to taste salt, pepper In a large bowl, toss together pineapple, bell peppers, corn, black beans, onions, chili peppers, orange juice and cilantro. Season with cumin, salt and pepper. Cover and chill in the refrigerator until serving.

How I Know!
How I know! To be honest I don’t know how I know But I promise to do my best to explain What’s so bad is I don’t even know if I can find the words To express my feelings wants and desire for you To explain how I know that “I love you” You take my breath away every time you touch me Even if it is ever so slightly Have you ever felt those butterflies in your tummy When you are on a roller coaster That is exciting and kind of scary at the same time I feel that every time you walk into a room To hear the phone ring, get an email or anything That comes from you Gives me a smile from ear to ear That doesn’t just go away as quick as it came But lasts for hours because I am still thinking About the fact of how happy it just made me The way it makes me want to cry When those three little words That means nothing apart but everything together Pass through your lips to me The fact that I feel I can accomplish anything with you To know that my whole day can fe

Words Used Too Loosely
some people tend to use certain words or phrases too loosely. the word friend and the phrase i love you. to me, they're supposed to mean something. and yes, there are different types of friends and love, but perhaps i think you have to actually know someone before saying either to them. otherwise, they lose their meanings. especially when said the same way. perhaps that's just me, but i somehow doubt that.

Nemesis Lyrics
In a jungle of the senses Tinkerbell and Jack the ripper Love has no meaning, not where they come from But we know pleasure is not that simple Very little fruit is forbidden Sometimes we wobble, sometimes we're strong But you know evil is an exact science Being carefully correctly wrong Chorus Priests and cannibals, prehistoric animals Everybody happy as the dead come home Big Black Nemesis, parthenogenesis No one move a muscle as the dead come home We feel like Greeks, we feel like Romans Centaurs and monkeys just cluster round us We drink elixirs that we refine from the juices of the dying We are no monsters, we're moral people and yet we have the strength to do this This is the splendour of our achievement Call in the airstrike with a poison kiss Chorus Priests and cannibals, prehistoric animals Everybody happy as the dead come home Big black nemesis, parthenogenesis No-one move a muscle as the dead come home How bad it gets, you can't imagine the

Gott Ist Tot Lyrics
Schwarz verbreitet sich in meinem Kopf ganz aufgequollen mein Augenlicht zersetzt das Herz verbrennt im weissem Nichts und doch es wird mein Koerper ist in Stein gehauen im tiefen Sog der Ewigkeit dass Zeit vergeht ist mir entgangen und doch es wird es wird schon wieder weiter geh`n Gott ist tot... eingesperrt im Wald des Wahns dunkles Sein gesaeht in meiner Hand verstaubtes Denken in meinem Schaedel und doch es wird mein Geist zerfleischt das Tageslicht die Feuersglut in meinem Hals erlischt ganz ohne Halt mein Fleisch zerfaellt und doch es wird es wird schon wieder weiter geh`n Gott ist tot... mein Gehirn zum Kerker wird ein kleiner Stich hat mich gelaehmt der Schrei in mir unhoerbar schweigt und doch es wird... mein Seelenhauch der Blitz verschlingt mein suesses Blut verfault im Sand mein Sinn zum Leben in Raum und Zeit und doch es wird es wird schon wieder weiter geh`n Gott ist tot... der Schlund der blinden Worte hat mir einmal gutgetan...

4 November 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your AstroSlam for Sunday, November 4: Just when you thought you'd finally convinced that person you've been all but stalking for months to go out with you, someone in a nice crisp uniform will arrive at your door with a restraining order. Get a clue.

Modern Living Equals Hell For Our Race
We have come so far as a race, too far to turn back the hands of time and restore our world to that of a nature based world. We continue to have modern medical breakthroughs, technological breakthroughs and every thing our people once imagined is becoming a reality. However good this life we lead today, we have forgotten how hard our ancestors had to fight in order to secure our survival on earth. We have come so far and have forgotten so much that we are beginning to take for granted the very fabric our nations and our race were built upon. We as a people have allowed alien systems to operate in our ethnic lands, we have allowed unchecked immigration to take hold of our countries and we have allowed an Arabic group of the worst sort into our media and our governments. It should be easy for the White men and women to live in modern times, it should be easy to take control of our own destinies, however with the new laws on the books forbidding us from expressing ourselves to our fu

Life
Why is it that you cant find friends from years back? I had the best friend a person could ever want to have while I was in England and after we came back to America we lost touch and now I cant even find her. Maybe someone out there knows her, Mary she was in England in 85-86, her husbands name is Brad and she is from Florida. Yes this is an extreme long shot if you do let her know I am looking for her.

Needed
I need a man, a man who knows how to treat a woman, a real woman, not a stick figure. I need a man who wants me. I need a man who loves me. I need a man who wants more than sex from me. I need a lover in the true sense of the word.

Whispers
Whispers Your whispers echo in the wind they tell me what a fool I've been Your secrets dance before my eyes thinking they are well disguised. Dismal thinking of what could be Reality takes hold of me My hopes of what i wish to come unravel slowly, they come undone The dream world that I've so carefuly built comes tumbling down with little guilt that you so easily my dreams destroy With the little effort that you employ To crush my dreams and hold me back To destract my attention thow me off track It seems to me that your life's work Is to make me feel I am of no worth You say you that you love me And yet you ask of me All the things you'll never be When i fall short of this unatainable goal you stand and you gloat with pleasure untold tell me how can you be so bold to leave me broken once again how can i have called you friend Belle 11/01/07

My Own World
I close my eyes and drift away To my very own personal hideaway It's a place of refuge for my mind Where comfort abouds and there are no words unkind I see the meadow's grass as a dream Beautiful maidens clothed in splendor dance as the breeze blows softly by the stream our meeting there is not one of chance I sit perched upon the cobblestone wall neath the willow that sways to a song unheard I wait patiently watching and waiting for your call then with a start you call to me just one word Arm in arm we two walk along the dirt road In this land of my creation where I reign supreme You take heed and listen with hunger to my every word as time marches I wish to never leave this dream Alas as with all things this too must end So slowly we return to the place where we met As I watch you turn and walk away and wave to me at the road's bend I sit and wallow deep in regret I close my eyes to my secret world

Lol Hate It When That Happens Lol
Ok here it is, I got lost, in a very small area last night! lol........ Gave a couple of ppl a ride home, and when I left their place, of course never havin been there b4, I ended up lost immediately! lol. It was a camp ground of sorts, RV's, cabins etc. and tons of lil side paths n roads in just a small area really, but I turned the wrong damn way when I went to leave n ended up drivin around those lil roads thinkin "oh shit am I "ever" gonna find the damn entrance so I can get the hell outta here?!?!" lol. Had to laugh at myself, that's what I get for not paying enough attention to what turns I turned to get to their place to begin with. LOL. Anyhow, that's just a lil more of "Jade's Dork files" LOL. Have a good night...... Hugz :) lol

Musica Nocturna Playlist 11/04/07
POP WILL EAT ITSELF - Ich Bin Ein Auslander THE CREATURES - Another Planet BELLA MORTE - Fall No More LONDON AFTER MIDNIGHT - The Kids Are All Wrong SHE WANTS REVENGE - Written in Blood DIARY OF DREAMS - UnWanted? AND ONE - Military Fashion Show NOYCE TM - Our World COVENANT - Go Film (Live) NITZER EBB - Fun To Be Had SPETSNAZ - Allegiance ORANGE SECTOR - Dynamit SNAKE RIVER CONSPIRACY - Breed A PERFECT CIRCLE - Judith (Danny Lohner/NIN Remix) BIG ELECTRIC CAT - Red Roses (Black Vine Mix) DAWN OF ASHES - Torture Device SUICIDE COMMANDO - Hellraiser (Agonoize Remix) RE:/LEGION - Cancer Decay NICK CAVE & THE BAD SEEDS - Red Right Hand SNOG - The Last Days of Rome NINE INCH NAILS - My Violent Heart MARILYN MANSON - This Is The New Shit (Sergio Galouan Mix) CARFAX ABBEY - Purified MADELEINE LE ROY feat. AMBER - Wuthering Heights THE CRUXSHADOWS - Deception VNV NATION - Beloved PATENBRIGADE: WOLFF - Turmdrehkran (Radio Edit) TECHNOIR - All In My Head (Beborn Beton

Ok.....
hi all just a quick little blog to say hi and havent been online for a bit much to the dissapointmen of repogirl.....but got a job working at daughters school so have been pretty busy...also said daughter looks as though now she may have glandular fever..so have been keeping a frivolous eye on her and her temp...wwhich is extremely high at present.... anyway havent had time to scratch my butt let alone get anywhere near a computer without a dos screen... but i guess thats the government systems for ya.... hopefully will be back to play with you all soon.... kisses to all Quackers

Part - Time Fubarian
I just wanted to let my FUBAR bud's know that while I feel dead (and was almost mistaken for dead on Halloween) I am not in fact dead. I am just workin my butt off! I have been running 6 days a week and sometimes 12 hr days. I swear between the overtime and the stupidity of some of my Co-workers, I should have one foot in the coffin! Some of you might know that I got promoted at my job and that has gone over like a lead balloon. NOW not only do I have to cover my 6 (read ass) but i have to cover my entire shifts 6 because if they screw something up, I catch nine kinds of hell for it. Guess thats why I make the "big bucks". Anyway I am not dead, but just as busy as a one legged man in an ass-kickin contest and as nervous as a long tailed cat in room full of rockin chairs. LATERZ ALL! ~work~

Another Try
All the things I've felt and never shared. All the times that she was lonley with me there. Tears I wouldn't let fall from my eyes. And how I let her go without a fight. The reasons I'm alone, I know by heart. But I don't wanna spend forever in the dark. I swear next time I'll hang on for dear life. If love ever gives me another try. There's no changing things that we regret. The best that we can hope for is one more chance. If the hands of time culd just move in reverse. [Another Try lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com] I wouldn't make the same mistake again with her. The reasons I'm alone, I know by heart. But I don't wanna spend forever in the dark. I swear next time I'll hang on for dear life. If love ever gives me another try. Oh, the reasons I'm alone I know by heart. But I don't wanna spend forver in the dark. I swear next time I'll hang on for dear life, If love ever gives me another try. Oh if love ever gives me another try.

Dreams
Some men dream of crossing oceans Some men dream one day to fly Spend their whole lifes out there floatin' On the water and the sky Some men dream of building fortunes Some men dream of havin' fame Nothin' else is more important Than making money and a name But in my dreams I see A little sky blue house Beside a small stream A front porch, screen door The sound of bare feet runnin' and cartoons In my dreams, your dreams come true I come find you in your garden Pullin' weeds between the rows Trade a kiss for a glass of water Sit and watch what love can grow In my dreams I see A little sky blue house Beside a small stream A front porch, screen door The sound of bare feet runnin' and cartoons In my dreams, your dreams come true In my dreams your dreams Are the only things That really matter to me When you smile I smile What makes you happy makes me happy too In my dreams your dreams come true In my dreams your dreams come true

Make The Time
If you've got a little girl, you better take the time To go to her tea parties and give her a piggyback ride Be a dragon or a dinosaur every chance you get Cause one day you can bet She'll go on you Before you turn can around And it's so lonley watchin' that Fast train leavin' town Better cherish her every second of your life Cause this preacious little thing that we call time She'll go on you If you got a special one You better love her everyday Leave her notes on the fridgerater door And send her sweet bouquets Always be her confidant A safe place for her to rest Or that little thing you call you happiness She'll go on you Before you turn around And it's so lonley watchin' that Fast train leavin' town Better cherish her every second of your life Take her in your arms and do her right She'll go on you If you've got you momma there You outta thank her everyday For nursin' all your colds and Sittin' up when you'd stay out late Now all her hair is

Off O' Thirty One
Just about a mile off o' Thirty One There's a whole lot o' nothin' gettin' done Blue-collar rednecks feeling fine A couple o' sips of a year old shine Everyday's about feeling good Way down yonder in the trailerhood Danny Ray's fishin' in his one-man boat If he stayed gone no one would know Darlene's boyfriend came home drunk Ol' boy's luggage is loaded in the truck That's one less two-timer up to no good Way down yonder in the trailerhood The trailerhood, the trailerhood Ain't nobody doin' what they should One thing is understood You can be yourself in the trailerhood If you wanna see a mobile home Get turned into a honky tonk Turn your truck south off o' Thirty One Where the backwoods boys git-er-done It's a single wide party box back in the woods Way down yonder in the trailerhood Yeah, the trailerhood, the trailerhood Ain't nobody doin' what they should One thing is understood You can be yourself in the trailerhood I said, the trailerhood, the tra

The Dream
sammi was tired tonight, she had worked so hard over the weekend and she thought she deserved some time to relax and be with her friends and have a few drinks. she called her friends and asked them to meet at the local bar known as Wild Horses which was only a few blocks away and they would shoot some pool, have some fun and eat some munches..hey who knows meet some hunks there too lol. The girls met, and found a tavble near the mp3 box where they played some heavy tunes and sat drank their beers...some had even bought shots of jagermeister and chugged them down with no sweat. Sheila the tough one of the group kept them coming, But Sammi shook her head and said, sorry girls im drivin tonight even if its a couple of blocks...she giggled after the other stuck their tongues out at her. Ill be right back...she headed to the ladies room and started to freshen up. She noticed some guy was eyeing her...she smiled wrly but friendly to him and waved.. .he just noddeed and raised his drink

Part Of Me
Wow its been awhile sine Ive posted a Blog!Well,my son got out of the hospital on like 5 diff. meds.Belive me its not something Im pleased about,but they said it will help & so far it has made a great deal of inproovement in his behaviour.He won an award for being an Honor Roll student.My other son also won an award for perfect attendece.Im SOOO proud of both of them :).My brother & I didnt talk for about a month.He called me & asked me how come hadnt called in such a long time & I reminded him of our lil fall out.He said he didnt belive what his mom said & he wanted to talk to me no matter what she said :). Now onto the BIG PART I had another 24 EEG monitoring.They did it on my terms this time to gaurentee I would have the siezures.Well when they got the results back they could find a good surgery path that would gaurentee there would be no damage to my brain.SOOO now they are doing a different surgery on me called a VNS.Im kinda nervous.They arnt gonna be operating in my head now.

How To Turn Us Gals Off Fast!!
Tell her what you don't want her to wear. Look at another woman while talking to her. Show her that you have no direction in your life. Be too proud of your qualities. Drink too much or have a serious addiction. Insult her style, friends or family. Use stupid pickup lines like: "Do you want to have sex?" "Can I smell your roses?" "Baby, that's the sweetest butt I've ever seen!" "Hey you, come here.

About Me: Volume I
1. Does anyone know your password to your MySpace? Gilbert might...but I know his; not a big deal. 2. What was the last thing you ordered at McDonald's? McChicken sandwich, apple pie and Hi-C orange From Grampa 3. Are you an emotional person? All the fucking time. 4. Does the person you like know that you like them? Yes...he's sleeping next to me right now! 5. Do you like your name? I love my name! 6. Do you believe in love at first sight? Um, Yeah...Can you say Togekiss? 7. What was the last thing you did? Realised that I'm out of sleeping pills so i'll probably be up all night :) 8. Who was the last person you ate with? Evening snacks with Gilbert, Joey, and Jennifer 9. What are you listening to right now? 2 fans blowing a cool breeze. 10. How's the weather right now? Cooler than before! 11. Last person who called you? My momma 12. Last lie you told? I told Joey to suck my penis but I don't have one 13. Last song you sang? I've been s

Paper Bag
A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter. The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag. The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about one foot high and sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well. He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he places in front of the piano. The little man sits down at the piano, and starts playing a beautiful piece by Mozart! "Where on earth did you get that?" says the bartender. The man responds by reaching into the paper bag. This time he pulls out a magic lamp. He hands it to the bartender and says: "Here. Rub it." So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke and a beautiful genie is standing before him. The genie says, "I will grant you one wish. Just one wish.. each person is only allowed one!" The bartender gets real exc

Rants Bout Men.
I've been doing a lot of thinking lately, about what I want and the bigger question, who I want. What type of guy? Granted, being single isn't a bad thing but single is solo, and that is just one. All my friends know how I am about odd numbers, I hate them. I wrote a previous blog about "what a girl wants" and yeah most of that is still true. I'm finding out more things in general that any woman should really want and demand from any man. For example, what happened to the word beautiful? Sure, I have a picture or five that might show off cleavage. News flash, I got big boobs. They aren't going anywhere, deal with it. Regardless of what it shows (which is only skin and you'd see that much in a bathing suit)… it's JUST a picture… its JUST myspace. It doesn't make me a whore, or a bad girl. For Gods Sakes, my mom is number one on my friends list; do you honestly think I would have any photo up there that would make me ashamed to show my mother? She has seen them all,

A Little About Me
Ok here I am ppl. I had heard about Fubar through some myspace friends and one of them told me to get over here and sign up, so here I am. I still don't know how to navigate through all of this so please bear with me.

Some Randon Pics I Like
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Dirty Thanksgiving
things that sound dirty at Thanksgiving, but aren't..... 1) Reach in and grab the giblets. 2) Whew, that's one terrific spread! 3) I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 4) Tying the legs together will keep the insides moist. 5) Talk about a huge breast! 6) "and he forced his way into the end zone..." 7) She's 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down. 8) It's Cool Whip time!!!! 9) If I don't unbuckle my pants, I'm going to burst! 10) It must be broken, cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out!

Chaos
but chaos... hmmmm lets see..... think about this. we live in a world that is put up around us. we know that there is gravity, that the world is round and that matter is merely energy condensed to a slow and rythmic vibration. we live in homes that are kept warm and cooled. some are colder but we live with it none the less. not that many people want to see it but it is the world reality has made because of our own doing. still think chaos is fun? think about it. you know what is real and what isnt. you know that you will wake up tomorow int he same shit hole you are in now. you know that you will eat the food that will last you a moment before you go hungry again. you know that you will be paid in your job you have. that you are saving up to buy that cool outfit for your boyfriend just so you can have it taken off and have it tossed in the corner of his or your room. you know that your parents are sometimes dicks. you know that the world is not flat and that you are merely a child

Call Of Mist 2
skies dark and terror found me im naked in this land of horror seven makes my mind go flying seven gods above the world seven shows the truth today seven shadows in the darkness seven gods who show the truth this world is not to be but it has become from us this is where we go today now its time to go back to our destiny seven lands for with seven gods seven sins with they are with seven lands on earth we call seven ways to die today seven was what brought me here seven is what calls me back seven is what i will die with and seven is what i will become i am but a simple dreamer in a world that hates me kind this is what we all have done this is what we have begun now its time to learn my lesson a lesson we have yet to learn i am i simple dreamer brought to myst because of sin now its time to end this story now its time to end this song this is a final warning kindness will stop the end kindness is what we dont have love is what we hav

Rage
broken from the all around and with this im nothing and nowhere bound i smell of dust and muck and slime broken down fallen from the ladder i used to climb if i could see but no its not me the mirror is broken glass in and under skin blood free and getting cool platelets drying taking in air shifting changing red turns to brown and the blood cakes a scar pain leaves with numbness and i see myself in it covered and in nothingness im shivering now dont know what i have done and all i do is rock back and forth as if to bow breathing increasing taking in as much as i can no no im getting black again!!!!!!

Holiday Recipes
Pumpkin Chocolate Chip Cake Recipe Ingredients: 1 can Pumpkin Puree(Fresh or Canned) 3 Eggs 2 cups Flour 1/2 cup Vegetable Oil 2 cups Sugar 1/2 Teaspoon Salt 1/2 Teaspoon Cinnamon 2 Teaspoons Baking Powder 2 Teaspoons Baking Soda 1 small bag Chocolate Chips ---------------------------------------------------------- ---------- Preparation Directions: Pre-heat oven to 350 degrees. Grease and flower a tube pan. Add all ingredients, except the chocolate chips, into a mixing bowl. Mix well. Blend in chocolate chips by hand mixing. Pour mixture into the greased and floured tube pan Bake for one hour. Remove and allow to cool before serving. ---------------------------------------------------------- Pumpkin Cheesecake Bars Recipe Ingredients: Crust: 1 cup Flour 1/4 cup brown sugar 1 stick sweet butter 1/2 cup chopped walnuts Filling: 8 oz. Cream cheese 1/2 cup sugar 2 eggs 1/2 cup pumpkin 1 t. Vanilla 1/

The One Flaw In A Woman
By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, 'Why are you spending so much time on this one?' And the Lord answered, 'Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything with only two hands.' The angel was astounded at the requirements. 'Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish.' 'But I won't,' the Lord protested. 'I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days.' The angel moved closer and touched the woman. 'But you have

My Only Friend
He's quiet never saying anything. He's patient and knows just what to do when the time is right. He's clothed in black and always wears a cloak. He takes away my pain and shows me a new life, a new life of sorrow and misery, pain and torture. The few moments of peace, happiness, and love all vanish to soon. My friend is sitting in the corner shrouded in darkness he carries a Scythe and he uses it from time to time He gestures that its not your time but he still sits and waits.

Totally 80s Playlist 11/06/07
RE-FLEX - The Politics of Dancing HOLLY JOHNSON - Americanos MARIA VIDAL - Body Rock THE HUMAN LEAGUE - The Sound of the Crowd DEPECHE MODE - Get The Balance Right! EURYTHMICS - Love is a Stranger GLADYS KNIGHT - License to Kill A-HA - The Living Daylights DURAN DURAN - A View to a Kill SHEENA EASTON - For Your Eyes Only BILLY IDOL - Blue Highway DAVID BOWIE - Ashes to Ashes ROBERT PALMER - Simply Irresistable PETER SCHILLING - Major Tom (Coming Home) EUROPE - The Final Countdown A FLOCK OF SEAGULLS - Space-Age Love Song ULTRAVOX - Dancing With Tears In My Eyes THE KINKS - Come Dancing DEAD OR ALIVE - Brand New Lover THE ESCAPE CLUB - Wild Wild West PET SHOP BOYS - Always On My Mind LISA LOUGHEED - Run With Us THE ROLLING STONES - Start Me Up MISSING PERSONS - Walking in LA BROS - When Will I Be Famous? QUEEN - I Want It All KATE BUSH - Babooshka ROBIN GIBB - Juliet HOWARD JONES - What Is Love? TINA TURNER - What's Love Got To Do With It? CULTURE CLUB - I'

Poor Remy
Remington Steele, my new kitty, had his "little snip" today. He's home now, and relaxed, but he has to take antibiotics for the next week, because when they were prepping him for the anaesthetic, they noticed a rattling in his lungs. Poor guy has a cold/infection in his nose & chest. I hope it hasn't spread to any of the other cats. He has had his first dose of the meds and gets his next as soon as I get up in the morning. For now he's enjoying cuddling the catnip squirrel and purring loudly. Apparently he was quite the flirt with the ladies at the clinic too, purring and cuddling every time they went near him. They're lucky they haven't had to endure the after effects of his surgery -- he has the worst flatulence I have ever encountered from a cat.

50 Odd Things About Me
50 ODD Things about you! If you opened this, FILL IT OUT! Learn 50 things about your friends, and let them learn 50 things about you! 1. Do you like cheese? Yes 2. Have you ever smoked heroin? No 3. Do you own a gun? My eyes can shoot dart just fine without a gun 4. Your favorite song? Changes depending on my mood 5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? Always 6. What do you think of hot dogs? I can only eat Oscar Meyer ones 7. What's your favorite Christmas song? Silent Night and Suzy Snowflake 8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Coffee, but that is more needed as an IV 9. Can you do push ups? girl ones 10. Is your bathroom clean? Yes 11. What's your favorite piece(s) of jewelry? My guitar and Jem earrings 12. Favorite Hobby? Singing and writing poems 13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? Blowjobs 14. Do you have A.D.D.? No 15. What one trait do you hate about yourself? My looks 1

Payback
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear. "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big u

No Toliet Paper!!!
NO TOILET PAPER Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives. However, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk, and walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with, so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend, however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home. The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed -- hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst.. My wife came home with no panties!!" "That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine

The Remote!!1
One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became >aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He >started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. >He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he >proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her >stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist. > >He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and then the >other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle >probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and the >returned to do the same to her right thigh. By this time the woman was >becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to >better position herself. The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his >side of the bed. > >"Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered. >He whispered back, " I found the remote!"

Have You
have you ever been so far from something or some one that you love that it just plain hurts ? have you even been touched so deeply in your life by some one that you will never forget it? have you even felt such a great sadness that you felt there was no happiness left? have you ever felt so utterly and completely loved and cherished that you never thought it would ever happen to you?

Dance Of Terror
Window panes come crashing down Amidst the tears and pain Vanishing hopes are gone and flew away Up above through twilight Shadows cast across the floor Reflections of the past Trembling thoughts of one Dwelling deep within the soul A mystical sense of reality Captured by the craze All in bewilderment Of the shock in the wave Creatures of the dimness Chattering amongst the green Everything slows in stillness What is this we see?

New Lounge
If you like older rock please subscribe to my lounge,hell I play new stuff to,all kinds from Blues to country to rock even hair bands.. I had to make a new lounge lost my old some some how..lol http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=51583

Stroke 9 - Kick Some Ass
How many people want to kick some ass? I used to be a nerd, grew up in the suburbs Nothing there ever went wrong I made it up in this song I talk about the hood I say stuff like "It’s all good." Tell people I’m down with all the cool kids downtown When I’ve never even been there. And how many people wanna kick some ass? I do I do And how many people are sick of holding it back? I am Well, I am, too. So don’t lay another finger on her She’s mine and I still want her If you put your hands upon her you’re a goner a goner And how many people are sick of holding it back I am I am And how many people wanna kick some ass I would if I could but I’m really just a sensitive artist Perpetrated like I am the hardest So spin your cap around to the back You think you rhyme but you can’t rap Loosen that strap a little more ‘Til your axe hits the floor Flip off your fans Make 'em cheer Try to look sincere Anger’s today’s fashion so sing another song about bashing someone’s he

As Only You Can See Me
As Only You Can See Me Touch my body Not with your hands, but with your eyes. Gently stroke the curves of my body. Softly caress my features with each passing of your eyes. Look at me. Not from the outside in but, from the inside out. See the memories that make me who I am, the experiences I’ve been through that forged me into the being that possesses the space before you. Allow me to be me for you. Allow me to be me. Allow me to be. As only you can see me.

A Good Funny
***This is too good not to share*** On the WBAM FM morning show in Chicago, the DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called "Mate Match." The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers yes, he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions. The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize. One particular game, however, several months ago made the City of Big Shoulders drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing I've heard yet. Anyway, here's how it all went down: DJ: "Hey! This is Edgar on WBAM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?" Contestant: (laughing) "Yes I have." DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to Orlando,Florida if you win. What is your name? First only please."

Whiskey Lullaby
Whiskey Lullaby Lyrics She put him out like the burnin' end of a midnight cigarette She broke his heart he spent his whole life tryin' to forget We watched him drink his pain away a little at a time But he never could get drunk enough to get her off his mind Until the night [1st Chorus] He put that bottle to his head and pulled the trigger And finally drank away her memory Life is short but this time it was bigger Than the strength he had to get up off his knees We found him with his face down in the pillow With a note that said I'll love her till I die And when we buried him beneath the willow The angels sang a whiskey lullaby (Sing lullaby) The rumors flew but nobody knew how much she blamed herself For years and years she tried to hide the whiskey on her breath She finally drank her pain away a little at a time But she never could get drunk enough to get him off her mind Until the night [2nd Choru

I Stand Alone By Godsmack
I STAND ALONE I've told you this once before, can't control me If you try to take me down you're gonna break I feel you're every nothing that you're doing for me I'm thinking you outta make your own way I stand alone inside I stand alone You're always hiding behind your so-called goddess So what? You don't think that we can see your face? Ressurected back before the final falling I'll never rest until I can make my own way I'm not afraid of fading I stand alone Feeling your sting down inside me I'm not dying for it I stand alone Everything that I believe is fading I stand alone inside I stand alone And now it's my time, (now it's my time) It's my time to dream, (my time to dream) Dream of the skies (dream of the skies) Make me believe that this place isn't plagued by the poison in me And help me decide if my fire will burn out before you can breathe Breathe into me I stand alone inside I stand alone Feeling your sting down inside me I'm n