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Gotta Get This Started
Well, I love writing poetry...so I figured I'd post some on here, let me know what you guys think! "One Black Rose" A trust so true, sown in deepest wrong Blossoms something no one can understand Amidst a vine of roses so white This spawn stands black as night Some say it's something to destroy While only few see it's true beauty The contrast of belief and problems evolved Only lead to a future less certain This rose I've picked and saved for you For it stands as all we know as true One black rose to ignite a feeling In two souls that have known much pain Each thorn a step to the top Each petal a tile beneath our feet One black rose to keep us together And support our differences in a world of perfection...

Life And Love In General
I am going to be 46 in 24 days. I have been in-love maybe 5 times and everytime it has drop kicked me in the face. I honestly do not know what it is that I am doin wrong. I feel that I'm the type of Man that most women are lookin for. Nice, dependable, Loving, Hardworking, Good father, and Very sincere. And yet I cannot seem to catch a break and find that special someone that wants to love me for me. I have no Idea what I am doing wrong. any Idea's?

Find The Positive In The Negative.
Nothing is good right now. In fact everything pretty fuckin much sucks my fucking balls! On top of moving, new bills and trying to get new furniture, I have to deal with my shitty ass soon-to-be ex wife being a total manipulative, selfish, uncaring, fucktard and taking everything we shared together and keeping it for herself and her fucking pothead friends, thus leaving me with no dishes, silverware, vacuum etc etc... She gave away my mini-fridge!!! Things we got from the wedding and things we needed for our place and even going so far as to withdrawl from our agreement that we'd share Spliff (our cat). She'd have him for a while and then I'd have him. She's stated that she no longer thinks it's a good idea because she'll miss him too much and that when/if she leaves for good then i can have him and that it's unhealthy for the cat to be carted around every other weekend because it will confuse him and make him ill. I threatened her and her friends lives over this! i told her i'd figh

Chinese Proverbs To Make You Smile
Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man who scratches butt should not bite fingernails. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk. Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth. War not determine who right, war determine who left. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it. Man who drive like hell bound to get there. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Yield!
The driver with his foot pressing down hard on the pedal, my arm tugging again and again at the air horn chain, as you fail to yield the right-of-way at an intersection or in traffic. When you need us however, your first comment upon our arrival will be, "It took you forever to get here!"

Earth
You scored as earth. you scored as Earth, you are loving and the most caring of all, you want love more then anything, your relationships are long and meaningful, you dont want anyone to be sad, you\'ll listen to anyones problems so long as they\'re happy, you have no problem being a good friend, and one day you\'ll make a special person very happyearth90%ice80%Fire60%wind30%which element of love are you?created with QuizFarm.com

Im Not Jealous
Not a Jealous Bone in Your Body You're secure, trusting, and giving with friends and lovers And while you may have been hurt before, you've bounced back You're generally happy with your life - and no one's grass is greener than yours One word of caution: some may see your lack of jealousy as indifference! Are You Jealous?

Type Of Flower
You Are A Lily You are a nurturer and all around natural therapist. People see you as their rock. And they are able to depend on you. You are a soothing influence. You can make people feel better with a few words. Your caring has more of an impact than even you realize. What Flower Are You?

Deeply Into The Mind Of The Majority Of American Woman
Deeply into the mind of the American woman. Female sexual fantasies and their interpretations. Here are a few of the sexual fantasies mentioned. For as long as we can remember, the concept of sexual satisfaction was considered to be a male preoccupation. In recent years, however, the recognition of women as sexual beings has made the female species even more intriguing. Along with the interest in the complexity of a woman’s feelings, there is now a growing pursuit of determining what the sexual fantasies of women are, where they come from, and if they want these fantasies realized.The basis of sexual fantasies. Fantasies, like dreams, come from the world around us. Everything we see, touch, hear and smell is absorbed by our brain and turned into raw material for fantasies. Your past sexual history provides plenty of stimulus for your present fantasies. But for many sexual fantasies, the trail of cause and effect isn't so clear. A fantasy about someone other than your sexu

I Loathe Poetry..but An Attempt Nonetheless
Warning: though it is written in poetic or story format this crap is designed to be erotic..or downright sex acts..if you get offended..DONT READ.. Above and beyond that..I suck at poetry in general..deal with it Light: Light meets shadow... Shadow: That is what my body is designed for. Light: Nor does she bore him, nor does he bore her. Shadow: The play of light Shadow: in more ways then one...sharp angles..edges... Shadow: blades..everything designed to cut or cast' Light: so... shadow is pleased with lights shape? Shadow: oh....very much so...light comes in a very appealing form Shadow: does shadow draw in even the brightest of lights? Light: shadow draws in mystery .. which it should.. intrigue Light: yes. Light: shadow does Light: in a lustful, yet pure way. Shadow: shadow exhudes mystery..desire...fear...that is what shadow is...base instinct...raw undiluted Light: light shines.. glows... all are drawn to light. Light: however... Light: light remains mys

Crude Sex Jokes [ Adult Content ]
Q. How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex? A. One of his fingers is clean. Q. Why does a penis have a hole in the end? A. So men can be open minded. Q. What's the biggest fish in the world? A. A hore, if you catch one you can eat her for months. Q. How can you tell if your girlfriend wants you? A. When you put your hand down her pants and it feels like you're feeding a horse. Q. Have you heard about the new 'Mint flavored birth control pill for women that they take immediately before sex? A. They're called 'Predickamints' Q. What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot? A. Men will spend two hours searching for a golf ball. Q. What's the difference between a toad and a horny toad? A. One goes "ribbit" the other goes "rub it".' Q. Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women? A. He died laughing before he could tell anybody. Q. What's the difference between Mad Cow disease and PMS? A. Nothing. Q. How do you confuse

I Love Him Still
He makes me so upset His face I wish I could forget But my heart won't let me I love him still so deeply It's just the little things like hearing his voice or watching his lips move His bright brown eyes that are round like the moon He & I are no perfect two But I love him still He often breaks my heart & makes me cry I often want to say goodbye He leaves me feeling lonely on the inside But my pride won't let me be I admit it, I love this man, and if you've ever been in love then you'd understand the reason why, I love him like I do

Daydreams Of Light
I have started looking for the artistic qualities in lighting fixtures. I stand staring up at the little white domes and square boxes. The occasional bare bulb makes me want to plant it in the earth so it can grow a shade. Fascinated by the light that pours into rooms reflecting off the walls. I wish I could keep light in a box to carry around with me so that whenever I was feeling down all I'd have to do is take a peak. It wont escape either, but just fill into me and then return for another dark day.

Daydream
An ocean filled with an essence of purity Suddenly, I know how to swim, and I enjoy My looks, my weight, my strength, my life, all of it fades All I can see are the playful grins of an angel The clouds begin to gather, but the sky stays happy While I'm here, I can remember how to cry again I can soar into the horizon and touch the sun Though it doesn't blind or burn me, I feel so warm And when I look below me, to an island adrift I can see a beautiful and familar face "Have I met you some time? Maybe in the real world? It couldn't be true, because I do not miss you So here we are, inside the head of a boy gone wrong Who became corrupted in the midst of his youth But he has sent me today, to be his voice For when I am here, I can show you what he once was He thought of you often, and prayed that you were well But I assume that if he had met you somewhere, somehow He would've avoided your gaze, ashamed of himself I hope that you can forgive him, for falling in love B

Demons
I keep fighting with the demons in my head And I try to block out everything they've said I want to make them stop but I have no choice So I stay up late at night and listen to their voice With every painful word they say A piece of my pride slowly falls away So I have nothing left to do but listen to them taunt me And each and every night, the words come back to haunt me "You suck and you're no good, Everyone would kill you if they could No one really likes you, their feelings are all fake that you trusted was such a big mistake Nothing you do is right, everything is wrong People talk behind your back you really dont belong The world would be better if you were not here You shoudl find a way to make yourself disappear Everyone is praying that you will slit your wrists You should, you know, its not like you'll be missed" And the tears they fall because I know everything is true But once I'm dead maybe I'll have a different view Cause I cant take it one more day So

Kiss
She finally gave in to the temptation Lost control and couldn?t resist Such a feeling of satisfaction Made her feel like she?d just been kissed And in fact she had Been kissed by one so true Who never lies, never cheats Never tells her what to do Though his lips were cold and hard And his kisses left a blood red mark She never tasted any better kiss All alone, in the dark

The Wall
The wall has tumbled down it once was a pile of rubble- Through my faith in God rebuilding it was no trouble. It was the low point in my life as I stared at a pile of rocks- It was at that point in time I decided to climb out of my box. Piece by piece I rebuilt my wall tall is how it now stands- Through new found strength and faith I've rebuilt life with my own hands. Mine is a wall of courage it symbolizes all I stand for- This wall I will never have to climb because God has opened the door

Girls
Another exact copy Strides along in a frilly skirt Parts her gleaming lips Bares her sun-tanned thighs Repeats the same phrase And I?m taken back to a place I?ve been before As I find myself drowning in a sea of disappointment and frustration Listening to a broken record Its dissonance slicing through my ear drums Its needle scratching across the same tired chords The whistle for the ultimate game is blown again The competition is stiff Composed of ruthless female minds Scrambling for a modicum of success On the cutthroat field Of golden floorboards and sweeping staircases Where they?ve been thrown To fight for their lives Their strategies are loyal however; Sweeping glances Absorption Like a child who knows only how to mimic Or an exotic bird Kept in a cage and Taught to repeat everything heard Never to think or To allow its gears to turn and produce Upon every exit, Or uncomfortable car ride, I feel the rumblings in my stomach spread throughout my

Boy
A sordid glance Across a crowded room And I?m captured Glued to the floor By roots of unsurpassing strength As blue eyes find my gaze Discovery igniting flames in my cheeks A creaking door Confident steps Fade quickly as the realization Drowns all thoughts a face appears in my line of vision Lungs force A nervous squeak As a turn on the heel Violently pushes me out the door But A warm hand Expels the ice from my blood A gentle smile And a knowing nod Bring dissolution Of all doubt

My Story, Pt. 13
[matt's pov] i'm sitting here in the hospital hoping mark will wake up. the doctor said he was in a coma from blood loss. i hope he wakes up soon. from the corner of my eye i see someone look in the room. i recognize her face. it's amanda! gah she's so beautiful even more beautiful than the last time i ... oh yeah, she cheated on me. should i forgive her and try to get back with her? she prolably wouldn't want to. *amanda walks in the room* [nobody's pov] amanda and christina walk in the room, they both gasp and put hands over their mouths in pure shock. christina runs over to the bed side, lays head down on bed next to mark and starts crying hysterically amanda goes over to christina and hugs her comfortingly rubbing her back. amanda: ahh, it's ok, he's going to be okay. christina: *sobs* i know i'm supposed to hate him but i can't not while he's like this. matt: *walks over to christina to comfort her* hey twitch, he'll be ok. amanda: *feels a little uneasy with matt so c

A Song I Wrote
another falling tear There a moon that shines over you my dear I look up and wish to god that you were here So I could take you in my arms And partake of your charms Oops there goes another falling tear Oceans aren’t deep enough to hold my love And mountains aren’t high enough to touch the dove That carries on it wings sweet peace For only you give me release Oops there goes another falling tear Time will tell if one day I will hold you near And only then will I know peace forever here To taste your honey sweet lips And see that loving halo slip Oops there goes another falling tear Asking god above please let you feel my pain For how I feel inside is driving me insane For if you feel the same way I will be happy on that day Oops there goes another falling tear Maybe dreams come true and I will be with you And I can build the perfect life just for two Holding you in my arms so near And hearing what I longed to hear Oops there goes another falling

Birthday
Yay, it was my b-day the other day and it was lots of fun! I didn´t actually do anything special, just chillin out, but i loved it. I met up with some friends and siblings and got lots and lots of presents!! And i got all the Pez i could dream of! I love pez... Mmmm.... But there is a sad side, ahh, yes... very sad. I have become a Buffy addict. It is a frightning illness indeed. Oh, well, what's a girl to do, you can't blame me. But, yes, a good birthday involving lots of pez, a smiley-faced pizza and bubbles.

Language Efficiency
Language Efficiency Having chosen English as the preferred language in the EEC, the European Parliament has commissioned a feasibility study in ways of improving efficiency in communications between Government departments. European officials have often pointed out that English spelling is unnecessarily difficult - for example, cough, plough, rough, through and thorough. What is clearly needed is a phased programme of changes to iron out these anomalies. The programme would, of course, be administered by a committee staff at top level by participating nations. In the first year, for example, the committee would suggest using 's' instead of the soft 'c'. Sertainly, sivil servants in all sities would reseive this news with joy. Then the hard 'c' could be replaced by 'k' sinse both letters are pronounsed alike. Not only would this klear up konfusion in the minds of klerikal workers, but typewriters kould be made with one less letter. There would be growing enthusiasm when in

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I can no longer hide the pain inside. I can't go a day without you running through my mind. I never thought the day would come when our paths would cross again,it hurt so much seeing her there by your side. Seeing you with that look in your eyes that used to be only for me. I thought I was over you and had no more tears left to cry. So why do I cry myself to sleep wishing you where here? Why do I have to bare all this pain? Why cant I let go of the fucking past? Why do I feel like I'm losing control? You where the only boy I truly ever loved. I knew that day as we held each other close that would be the last time I was in your arms. That was the day our relationship had come to an end. You see the day you left you took a piece of my heart with you. I have built up so many walls since then,careful of who I let in. Even though you cause me so much pain,I still love you and forever in my heart you'll remain.

Daddy
Daddy can you hear me? do you know how much I cared? Do you know how much Ill miss you & the good times that we shared? I know you lived a lot in pain youd mask it with a smile You didnt want us worried but we worried all the while I was proud to call you Daddy your little girl I was Not always best did I behave but I always did try And now I must say goodbye youve spread your wings & flown Id rather have you here with me but God, he called you home My goodbye will not be final for youll never go away My love for you is forever in my heart youll always stay This poem it not mine I didn't write it someone else did. It reminds me of my dad.

Beautiful Disaster
He drowns in his dreams An exquisite extreme I know Hes as dumb as he seems And more heaven than a heart could hold And if I try to save him My whole world could cave in It just aint right It just aint right Oh when I dont know I dont know what hes after But hes so beautiful Such a beautiful disaster And if I could hold on Through the tears and the laughter Would it be beautiful? Or just a beautiful disaster His magical myth As strong as with I believe A tragedy with More damage than a soul should see And do I try to change him So hard not to blame him Hold on tight Hold on tight Oh cuz I dont know I dont know what hes after But hes so beautiful Such a beautiful disaster And if I could hold on Through the tears and the laughter Would it be beautiful? Or just a beautiful disaster Im longing for love and the logical But hes only happy hysterical Im waiting for some kind of miracle Waited so long So long Hes soft to the touch But afraid at

Full-time Leather Slut Part 1
Full-Time Leather Slut by Leslie © * * * * * Part 1 "Are ya ready?" I asked Chris on the phone. "Yep, let's go!" he replied. "I will be right over." I left my apartment, walked to Chris' door, and just went right in. He was wearing a boxer-type bathing suit. "Take that thing off," I said, pointing to it. "Leslie, I have to wear something," he replied. "Yes, I know. Take it off." As Chris pulled down the trunks, he eyed my body. I was wearing my black one-piece suit, with black heels. He loves that outfit, and his cock was already rising. I reached into my bag, and pulled out a man's bikini suit, with the lining cut out. It was yellow with black vertical stripes. Chris gave me a quizzical look. "Just put it on, sexy," I teased. He pulled it up his legs, and laid his hardening cock inside, to the left. The vertical stripes made the bulge oh-so-visible. "Much better," I told him. We went up the stairs to the car, and off we went to Verna's h

Full-time Leather Slut Part 2
Full-Time Leather Slut by Leslie © "See this, Leslie? Once I put it on you, you will belong to me. Are you still willing?" "Yes." She showed it to me. It was studded, with a Kat nameplate attached to the front, with a loop hanging down. She quickly buckled it around my neck, and placed a small padlock through a clasp on the back, snapping it shut. Kat then removed all of my cuffs, and she cradled me in her arms. I had only met this woman a few hours ago, and now I was her submissive lover. I looked into her eyes, my pussy wet with desire, my body aching for release. "Mistress?" "Yes little one," she replied. "I think I love you, Mistress." Upon hearing those words, Kat drove three fingers of her right hand into my drenched pussy, her thumb working my clit. The last thing I remember was screaming. Part 3 I didn't know how long I had been asleep. I was in that same room and I shook off the cobwebs, finally making it to my feet. I was alone now, and I c

If I Told You...
If I told you I loved you, would you push me away? Or would you let me fall into your arms, where, forever, I would stay? If I told you I needed you, would you feel the same? Could you let me need you everyday, forever and eternally? If I told you I hated you, would you believe the words I say? Would you turn your back on me and leave me alone to pray? If I told you I was crying, would you be right by my side, to put your arms around my shoulders until the feelings pass me by? If I told you everything, could you still feel the same? Now that you know exactly who I am, would you still be mine to claim? If I told you... my point to this is that we should all ask our next partner those questions before we give them our hearts:( specially if its fragile! I trusted another with my heart once not long ago, He mishandled it... dropped it and broke it... fortunately, not irreparably so. I picked it up and took it home and now im hiding it away for

Going Crazy
going crazy Artist: Natalie Album: Natalie Year: 2005 Title: Goin' Crazy Ever since the day you went away And left me lonely and cold My life just hasn't been the same Oh baby no When I looked into your eyes The moment that I let you go I just broke down (down) Baby if I ever get the chance to be with you again I would sacrifice 'Cause the feelin that I feel within no other man Would ever make me feel so right It's nice to smile when I get your phone call at night But I'd rather have you here with me Right next to me And I miss the way you hold me tight I've got to let you know I feel so weak without your touch I never thought that I could ever love a man so much I've gotta let you know I think that we are destiny For you I'd cross the world for you I'd do anything That's right baby I'm goin' crazy I need to be your lady I've been thinking lately That you and me, yes we can make it Just ride with me, roll with me I'm in l

So So Realtionship
Have you ever wondered which hurts the most? Saying something and wishing you hadn't? or saying nothing and wishing you had? I guess the most important things are the hardest things to say. Don't be afraid to tell someone you love them. If you do, they might break your heart...if you don't, you might break theirs. Have you ever decided not to become a couple because you were so afraid of losing what you already had with that person? Your heart decides whom it likes and whom it doesn't. You can't tell your heart what to do. It does it on its own....when you least suspect it, or even when you don't want it to. Have you ever wanted to love someone with everything you had, but that other person was too afraid to let you? Too many of us stay walled up because we are too afraid to care too much...for fear that the other person does not care as much, or even at all. Have you ever denied your feelings for someone because your fear of rejection was too hard to handle? We tell lies

What She Wants In A Guy.....
want a guy--- who can wrestle with me and let me win. who i can talk to about anything who laughs at my jokes. A guy who puts my cold hands in his warm hoodie pockets. who lets me use his sweatshirt for a pillow. who buys me 25 cent rings, and has sticky hands. who says i love you & means it. who will kiss me in the rain, in the sunshine, and in the snow. who calls unexpectedly. who will have many inside jokes with and me remember each one. a boy who notices girls haircuts. who realizes that girls say things but don't always mean them. who shows up at my games, slipping in the door. who i can go swimming with on hot days. who can tell me his problems and let me help. who will listen to me talk-- about the new nail polish i got. who will bring me seashells from the beach. who will let me beat him up when i get angry. who writes love letters to me, but doesn't send them. who draws pictures and slips them gently into my locker slot. who saves his genuine, big smiles for me. a boy with dee

A Candy Cane From Christmas
A Candy Cane From Christmas by eroticorgasm © Samantha laughed at her mother as she helped take down the Christmas tree. "You know it's almost Groundhog Day, Mom. I don't believe you thought we should leave this up until Valentine's Day." "It's just January 19. It's not like it's Lent. We're barely out of the Twelve Days of Christmas, darling," her mother responded. But her mother didn't say much, just pulling down the ornaments and pulling the fake aluminum branches from the fake wood trunk. Her mother -- a communications professor at a university -- had just received a letter from the AARP. Samantha had heard of it -- it had something to do with old people. Apparently, AARP thought that her mother qualified -- being that she was about to turn 40. Which Samantha thought was pretty old in itself. Still, most of the people on those AARP commercials were like 60, not 40. She didn't get it -- but it was of no matter to her. She was 18 and awaiting her acceptance to colleg

Top Ten Things Not To Say On Your Anniversary
Top Ten Things Not to Say on Your Anniversary 10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking. 9. Today is our what? 8. Okay, let's celebrate, but do we have to celebrate together? 7. I thought we only celebrated important events? 6. You can celebrate anniversaries with your next husband. 5. You don't like what I pick out, so I thought why bother. 4. I got you a present worth a dollar for every time you were nice to me this year. Here's a $5 gift certificate for McDonald's. 3. If you want me to pretend like I care about our anniversary, I will. 2. You want to go out to dinner? Okay, okay, I'll take you to Pizza Hut if it'll shut ya up. 1. I thought you only had to celebrate anniversaries while you were still in love.

How To Bathe A Cat
How to Bathe a Cat 1. Thoroughly clean the toilet. 2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted. 3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape). CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for any thing they can find. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power wash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective. 6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself. Sincerely, A DOG

Top 10 Signs You're At A Bad Zoo
The Top 10 Signs that You're at a Bad Zoo 10.When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are giving you the finger. 9.The Bears exhibit is nothing more than the guys cut from the football team during training camp. 8.The stripes on the zebra tend to peel away in the heat. 7.The Zoo keeper always wants to take the Rhino for a walk. 6.The Lion in the lion cage closely resembles the one from The Lion King. 5.The alligator in the Reptiles exhibit is nothing more than the University of Florida's Mascot. 4.If you deposit 50 cents, the giraffe will magically appear and talk to you. 3.Ask the Tour Guide too many questions and you're suddenly dipped in some sort of sauce and placed in the Tigers den. 2.Not only does the Elephant appear to be two guys in a two part Elephant suit but its always groping the customers. 1.Two words: Hippo Dogs!

Top Signs You've Hired The Wrong Marriage Councelor
Top Signs You've Hired The Wrong Marriage Counselor 15. Degree on the wall reads "Doctor of Swingology." 14. "I'm afraid there's not much you can do with a penis that small." 13. Her latest book: "Women Are From Venus, Men Are Lyin' Bastards" 12. "Just shut up and screw" doesn't seem like very good advice. 11. After you've earned enough "session points", you get to choose either a Louisville Slugger or a Tazer gun. 10. When you and your spouse claim sexual incompatibility, he throws a couple of pillows on the floor and says, "Prove it." 9. "Communication, schmunication - let's talk about 'backdoor love'..." 8. "Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Dr. Ike Turner will see you now." 7. You quickly discover that his motto, "Don't worry, be happy" is pretty much the extent of his knowledge of the English language. 6. Always takes Hillary's side. 5. In order to open the lines of communication, she begins the first session by hooking your genitals up to a car battery and toss

Trust In Something
THE UNSEEN In this life the right thing to do is too often the hardest taking right actions for the right reasons is the real test To face the onslaught and deal with the challenge at hand takes more courage than one can bring up on demand Reliance upon a far greater strength than our will to trust in the unseen is a far greater faith to fulfill To let the great spirit carry the day forward allowing life to unfold it's own way a reward To just accept that this is our role to play not tempting fate and forcing our own way Some things are easier to say than to do Trust in the unseen to carry us through By R. Thomas Dinsmore

En Ny Dag I Mitt Liv Blir Bara Så Jävla Less Ibland
ja.. ja har lite tråkit så jag skriver lite blog här åhh... seriöst emily förstår mig inte på dig ibland ska det vara du och jag eller inte? värkar inte ju inte som det blir lite jobbit att ibland är man eftertraktad och ibland inte :( :( :( :( gör mig ganska ledsen faktist när du gör så aa.. aa bara börja söka mer då vem vet kanske hittar en tjej !.. ajaa.. thats it

“i Get So Scared When Mick Touches Them, And I Feel So Squishy Inside!”
Claire peered out the window checking to see if Becky was on her way from across the street. Not that it really mattered, it’s just that she was all ready to go and was getting a little fidgety waiting for the 18 year old baby sitter to arrive. It was so handy to have Becky so close and not to have to worry about using someone you didn’t know, especially after hearing all those baby sitter horror stories! Just then there was a knock on the door and Becky entered the front vestibule. Claire was just beginning to give Becky a run down on where she would be for the evening and how to get in touch with her when all at once Becky burst into tears. A surprised Claire stopped in mid sentence and went over to hold the now sobbing teenager. With her arm around her shoulder, Claire led Becky over to the large sofa and asked her what was wrong. “Everything,” she cried, “My boy friend wants to dump cuz’ I won’t let him---you know, let him.....” “You mean go all the way,” asked Claire?” Becky

A Girlfriend's Neither Gotten Nor Forgotten.
A girlfriend's neither gotten nor forgotten. She's never just a friend who is a girl. She doesn't wear a nameplate or a flower. You never can be certain that she's there. You're going to have to jump right off a building And probably break your ego and your neck. Nine times out of ten you'll wish you'd vanished, But one time out of ten--why, there she'll be! A girlfriend isn't something you acquire. A girlfriend is a person, not a thing. And if you leap and land next to the right one, She'll burn her image right into your heart.

Sarah Loosing Her Virginity
As I stood outside the rather grand mansion waiting for the door to be opened a shiver of fear and excitement ran through me at what I was about to do. I squeezed my boyfriend Alan's hand, and smiled at him. He squeezed back encouragingly. Then the door was opened by a gorgeous looking brunette wearing a black basque, fishnet stockings and stilettoes. Her outfit certainly showed off her assets to their best advantage - magnificent breasts pushed up and out and showing plenty of cleavage, a slender waist, and lovely long, shapely legs. She smiled at us and said "Hi, my name's Carrie, welcome to our little party", then held the door open for us to enter. "Let me take your coats, you certainly won't be needing them now!" Carrie laughed. We introduced ourselves as Alan and Sarah and I slipped off my fake fur to reveal what little I had on - a red corset laced up at the front, with a push-up bra showing off most of my ample tits, a sheer black lace thong which was mainly see-through so a

Lust And Long
Tell me what I'd have to change. Who would I have to be To slip into your arms; for you to make sweet love to me. Must I climb the highest cliff; swim along the ocean floor Crawl over broken glass - would you demand that I do more? Could you take me as I am, with my issues and my flaws Pull me to your chest without a hesitation or a pause? Slide your hungry tongue between my parted lips. Run your anxious fingers along my quivering hips. Wrap me in your passion, expose your every need. Press your steamy lips to mine, every secret freed. Sprinkle your tears across my cheek, confess every desire Moan my name, call me yours, and set my soul on fire. Need me more with every breath that slips into your chest, Please me nightly, miss me daily, never compare me with the rest. Grip my wrists; look in my eyes, and say the words I long to hear Kiss me roughly, and weep my name, forever hold me dear. Do I ask for wishes that could never quite come true? Is my sin, my greatest faul

The Llf
August 23, 2006 sitting wondering should i call....... Sitting wondering should I call my long lost friend .No she is married .You cant do that .Why not were jst friends ,yea you were jst friends in cinnamon tree, look at the stuff yous did when she had a boyfriend .Yea, but were older now more responsible .Plus look how you felt when youe ex fucked around .yes but its not like that .Are you sure the way you look at her are there feelings .Of course there will always be feelings ,at least on my part ,and the fact that the things she says on how good i look, the comments abt what kind of man she always wanted ,that man is me.But maybe i am getting ahead of myself ,but there is an attraction there jst like old times .Plus add in the fact that she called me again today to tell me how fantastic I look .What is that, jst nothing.No that is something .Who cares she still wants to get together on friday ,but than you have the old Seinfeld cliche "married woman dont just get together ,they h

Nuttin To Do Dad.....
September 04, 2006 Well its Labor Day .hope every one enjoys their day off.Me i have laundry to do and three kids that never have anything to do.Its funny how with all the toys the pool and 500 channels of tv they can never find anything to do but tell me their is nothing to do.Kids cant live with them and cant live without them.Anyway thanks to the people who gave me advice on a couple of things i really apreciate hearing other peoples input.Well i must tend to the little ones before they wake up poppy.Have a great labor day and now back to you ................

Goooooood Mornin.....
September 08, 2006 Good Mornin ............ Good mornin folks .Time to get up and start another day of livin.So how is everybody?Good I hope One of myfriends Karen jst got some good news Her cancer is doing better and she is almost at stage 1 .Please keep her in your prays .She is new to me but she is a real nice person .She give some pretty good advice too.LOL Anyway my LLF is doing good we keep in contact every day.Guess you can tell by all the little comments she leaves on my page ,she also sent me a pretty cool card .You remember how your Uncle Vigo( yea I am from the bronx) always told you that you only get a couple of women who will be the great ones well she was one ,I jst guess i didnt try hard enough .God only knows I didnt come across any other great ones yet in my life .I personally only think there is one .But who knows Kellie donohue might have been one but that was in H.S. and bein the way I was I wasnt ready for jst one LOL.Anyway enjoy the day and keep movin foward ,c

Women,women,women..........
Woman ,woman ,woman.........Who knows them .I mean what goes through a womans mind.And boy do i have a joke for that .I guess for some reason I am still on some dating site that i used to check out ,but dont for the reason that i was getting emailed from too many freaks triing to get money from overseas .You know russian and nigierian woman who promise to love and take care of you. Like this one who says she is from iowa.So she says.We shall see.Than ask 12 hours later for you to give them money.LOL.Anyway I met a girl from washington who is cute but alas is to far ,than today i checked out the site and a beautiful blonde ,18 single and in Iowa has asked me too write .Well i did so now i am waiting for the disturbing news that she will prolly be from overseas.So what is wrong with these woman do they think that every guy in america is some dumb noneducated hillbilly sitting in front of his computer ready to write a check to western union for them.I think not .Well maybe some are but n

Untill It Happens
Until we meet My nights will be a little colder My days a little shorter My heart will beat a little less rapid Until we meet I know that my arms will be empty My mind hurting from the constant thought of you Minutes will seem to be hours Hours will seem to be months While months will seem like eternity Until we meet The stars in the sky will not affect me with its gleaming sparkles of life Until I am gazing at them in your arms And the food that I eat will not be as fulfilling and nourishing Until it is you that I share the my food with And Until we meet I will not feel whole My world will seem incomplete Until that wonderful day When our eyes make first contact And our bodies and souls collide in blissful whirlwind The words will roll off my tongue like a sweet love song "Hello, my love, I couldn't wait to meet you."

Believing In You
I kept my head up high, and then you came my way. I have been hurt so many times. My heart filled with so much pain. but now that pain has gone away. For I have found a place I want to be. This place I see is with thee. For in your arms I have felt and seen, a wonderful feeling that I cannot believe. A safe haven in your arms just for me. Now I give my heart to thee. For my heart believes in you.

Imagine Yourself
Imagine yourself sitting on the edge of the bed, wearing only a black velvet choker which accents the smooth lines of your neck and shoulders, and sheer thigh-high black stockings which give your firm legs a delicious sheen. As I walk in, I catch a faint hint of your perfume- something delicate and quite exotic, unlike anything I've ever smelled before. I get even a stronger dose as I crouch beside you and kiss you gently behind your right ear, inhaling your clean, fresh smell along with that wonderful perfume. Pulling back, I look for a moment into your clear dark eyes before kissing you, gently but firmly, on your velvet lips. After a moment, we break the kiss, only to start another, with more passion in it.. and then another, and another. As we kiss, I run my fingers through your hair and down onto your neck, lightly scratching down your spine, then back up in large circles across your naked back. You shiver, and as you press closer against me I can feel your nipples har

Mission Acomplished
It's 6:55 in the evening and I'm sitting on a marble bench in the atrium of the Chicago Stock exchange. In five minutes you will walk through the sculptured glass double doors that lead into this magnificent lobby. You insisted on meeting me here rather than picking you up at your hotel. You mentioned something about a "grand entrance". I have been here since 6:30 (a lady should never have to wait on her escort.) I look at myself in one of the many mirrors that line the hall. I can not see that I am shaking but I feel as though I am absolutely vibrating with anticipation. I straighten my silver tie, and adjust the starched collar that rises from my black suit. First impressions are everything I think to myself. It is just turning seven and I walk to within twenty feet the doors, full of expectation. I hold in my hand, a single red rose, our agreed upon sign so you would be absolutely sure of who I was. The doorman opens one of the glass doors and you walk in. I can not take my ey

I Love Your Moans
As she readies for an afternoon nap, her pussy moistens For she longs to be held and kissed and enjoy a lover's hardness And as she lays down, her fingers begin to tease her clit She cups her breast lovingly with eyes closed, she sees his smile His lips gently tug and pull as her nipples grow harder Her opening contracts eagerly as her finger slides in and out Nice steady deep strokes, oh yes she murmers as she grips Just a little longer, she whispers as she feels her body trembling She can feel her orgasm release oh my God, she cries out and smiles And her pussy juice flows onto his waiting lips as she hears him suck As she comes back to earth, her eyes open, and she wishes he was there Her sighhhhh echo's in her bedroom as she drift off to dream of him ************************************************************************************************** After touring the pineapple plantation, you ached Not just your feet, but your back,

Memories Of The Virgin Fuck
Hello sweetheart. with all my love and on all ur places without leaving an inch of space. It was late evening and the thunder of lighting with slow shower of rain has started and the wind was blowing rather fast.. My room is situated on the roof of my home. All alone single big bedroom with attached bathroom and a small changing room.. The balcony of your home and Your room is also very close to my room. Many a times i keep looking at you without your knowledge. Many a times i have seen you naked while you change your dress. I have even seen you massaging and patting your PUSSY with one hand and squeezing your tits with another. You are totally unaware that i am looking at you with my throbbing DICK. It was difficult to control myself but I know that you were getting marri

Razor's Edge
she danced suspended caught in a web between sweet pleasure and pain a moth whirls around a flame lithe ballerina twirls along a razors edge graceful are her steps she dances without fear wild and free she moves arms reaching for heaven safe in knowing no doubt he would never let her fall

Long Blonde Jokes. Volume 1
Long Blonde Jokes Volume 1 A police officer pulls over a car with a young blonde driver in it.... Cop: "Miss, this is a 65 MPH highway, why are you going so slowly?" Blonde: "Officer, I saw a lot of signs saying 22, not 65." Cop: "Oh miss, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you're on!" Blonde: "Oh! Stupid me! Thanks for letting me know, Ill be more careful from now on." At this point the cop looks into the back seat of the car, where the passengers are shaking and white as ghosts. Cop: "Excuse me miss, what's wrong with your friends back there? They're shaking something awful." Blonde: "Oh... We just got off of highway 119". ----- There were these three women who escaped from prison. A blonde and two brunets. So to get away from the cops they hid in an abandoned farm house. In the farm house there were three burlap sacks sitting around. So they hid in them. When the cops came to the farm house the one of the cops saw the sacks, the officers yells,

Things That Sound Dirty In Golf
Things that Sound Dirty in Golf 1. Nuts! My shaft is bent. 2. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 3. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. Look at the size of his putter. 5. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more. 6. mind if I join your threesome? 7. Stand with your back turned and drop it. 8. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 9. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired. 10. Hold up! I need to wash my balls first.

Good Morning Smiles
In the first morning light Sun peeking through I cradled in the warmth Snuggled up beside you As the new dawn arises In the glow of sunrise I glance across to you Desire was in your eyes Awakening to pleasures Smiling face to face Met by a morning kiss Nestled in your embrace As we linger over kisses Explore in every way Feeling you feeling me Sensually greets the day

Memiors Of Amanda
MEMIOR OF AMANDA Christina Marie Gore is one of the most influential people in my life. She has the coolest style of anyone I have ever seen. Black hair, crystal blue eyes that change from green to gray and back to blue. Her style is very punk, rock emo, which means emotional; it’s kind of like a style of dress and acting. Like punk. Emo has the whole flippy black hair, tight dark jeans/pants, and band t-shirts. She may be four months younger than me, and I call her my little sister, but she has always been one of the most influential people in my life. One time, when I was about thirteen years old, Christina, Sally, Erin, Brandy, and I were into the whole cutting thing. Well she helped me a lot with stopping for awhile. She has always been there for me ever since we were little kids at the age of seven. We met at The First Church of the Nazarene in Wilmington, North Caroline. Her grandma, whom we call her maw maw, had been going to the church for year, but Christina had

Cum Hungry
Cum Hungry by Grandflasher C. © Billy was shit out of luck. His problem was that he was just an average Joe - but he was really, REALLY average! He was 25 years old, working as a delivery man, and not a bad person. But he just couldn't get laid. It wasn't that he was ugly or fat or anything else like that. He had ordinary looks with an ordinary body (bordering on the chubby side, though). He wasn't too tall, but at the same time, he wasn't very short. The same could be said about his personality - as was very apparent every time he tried to pick up any girls. At bars, most girls would give Billy the once-over, and then go somewhere else. When he was able to start a conversation with someone of the opposite sex, they would eventually lose interest in him, and then look for a muscular jock instead. The biggest problem was that Billy knew that he could satisfy these women! He happened to be in possession of a very large cock - thick, very hard when erect, and coming close to 10 i

Cum In Me (kim's Birthday)
Cum In Me (Kim's Birthday) by PepperTed © “Cum in me” Kim’s moan extended, ”yes baby, cum in me.” The little horny blonde, stretched her arse that little bit more. Allowing me greater access to her sweet hot fucking pussy. How I had longed to get my cock in her cunt. To spread her pussy lips, and push my entire length into her steamy little box. Rose, ever loving and patient Rose, was slowly inserting a finger in my arse. Kim let out another moan “My pussy is well fucked, and was made for fucking. I’d love to feel two cocks, oh ahh, yeah babe, get that cock right in there.” Lifting her little pale Singlet, I was able to rub her tits, those nipples were so hard. “Twist my nipples, harder.” Michelle was sitting back now, letting Kim slowly finger fuck her. Ronnie had disappeared into the back both with Alison and a few others, that all looked like fun. My cock was rubbing on the material of Kim’s little undies, fuck I was really loving this root. Those undies

D.p. Gets D.p.'ed
D.P. Gets D.P.'ed by gorgeousgypsygirl © Lots of people thought Diana Patricia Marquez was a slut. It didn’t take a huge amount of imagination to figure out why: she was Pam Anderson’s body double, but with her dark skin, hair, and eyes, she could throw any guy into a state of erotic excitement. Plus, she dressed like a slut. More to the point, she dressed to accentuate her huge boobs, flat stomach, and long, shapely legs. Today, for example, she was wearing a low-cut, green baby tee over a bra that barely covered the nipples of her 36DD tits and a black miniskirt that swished in the wind and let anxious onlookers discover that she did, in fact, wear thongs. D.P. smiled as she strutted across campus to her next class, her high heels clicking on the sidewalk. She was enjoying herself immensely. She knew everyone thought she was a slut, but she couldn’t have cared less. She was simply a gigantic tease, and the best way to flirt, she thought, was to get guys’ attention and hold it

I Heard You Speaking For A Heart
I heard you speaking for a heart, your heart--- wondering what was different, wondering why it felt like golden velvet folded unto itself. You did not speak of partings, but I felt it in the way you joined to my skin, listened like a fretful child for the beat of my heart. And I said I would hold you somewhere inside me, in days or months or years, and wept when you said I should not murder my seldom spoken dreams. I could not and you could not say a sort of farewell without this touching, You asked if I knew what I had given you, and yes dear one---I did. I gave you safe harbor, and a touch you hungered for, and I taught you just how much was worth loving, and I did so knowing this night would come, So my sweet love, go. Regret will not wear your name, and I will never wish That we had never happened. Doubt yourself. Doubt the world. But never doubt what you are to me, and I do fondly love you.

Revealation Of Hearts
Eternity ************** I smile whenever I recall The special moments we have had, Walking always hand in hand Through the good times and the bad. Sometimes, I think it is a dream- The love you give me could not be, But then when you are in my arms There's no mistake in this purity. Whether I'm with you or far away, My thoughts are always drown to you Like a compass needle pointing North To a love much more than true. Of all the people on this Earth- How lucky can a person be, To have found the likes of you, my love With whom I share eternity! Wondering thoughts ******************* O dreamy languors and the violet mist Of early Spring, the deep sequestered vale Gives first her paling-blue Miamimist, Where blithely pours the cuckoo's annual tale Of Summer promises and tender green, Of a new life and beauty yet unseen. The forest trees have yet a sighing mouth, Where dying winds of March their branches swing, While upward from the dreamy, sun

My Letter To You On The Date October 28th 1684
October 28th, 1684 Dearest : Your letter of the 27th is before me. I am always glad to hear from you, but your letter is so cold and calculated that I do not like it. If you love me any at all you might write in a different style. Dearest, I do not like to chide you for anything but please write me something from your heart. My soul aches for want of reciprocating feelings. I am surrounded here with nothing but the cold formalities of this cruel service and therefore expect from you, as my only love something that will cheer my desolate feelings. Dear, dear Love, do you not think I am partially right – or do I ask too much from you? I really hope you have not forgotten yet those happy, very happy moments we have passed together. Love, do you think I love you at all or do you think I have married you for a mere tool that I could use at my moment? God forbid that such a thought should ever enter my mind. I know Dearest that I have been the cause of much grief to you. I know I

Pierced With Beauty
her heart's pierced with the beauty breathless helpless, precious butterfly she offers her life for Him to treasure held fast for this moment of mounting her lips burn with her Master's name her heart was speared by his eyes, in her surrender her soul is set free her hunger wakened by His firm touch impaled deep upon Him, her hips rock circling close, moth drawn to a flame

Venus Beckons
Venus beckons in lace bound fast by chains of love wrapped tight Her lush lips so tenderly pressed to the earth's ancient grassy breast, Goddess mine please hear my prayers smile down on your slave of love carry my spirit to that place you dwell that altar between your silken thighs her moans and sighs sweet music calling me to her fervent worship in that temple of secret delights surrendering all I am to you freely I sing for you an ancient primal hymn soft muffled songs roll from my lips shake the earth and rock your hips take my offerings, mark me as yours Press my face to that cup of sacred wine and drink deep that sweet water of life far beyond the realm of mortal desire love's alchemy, carnal made the sublime

Warning
>>Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to > >>be > >>alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many > >>females > >>use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer." > >> > >>The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in > >>bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female > >>sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to > >>go > >>home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a > >>few > >>units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. > >> > >>Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, > >>men > >>will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women > >>whom > >>they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often > >>awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the > >>night > >>before, ofte

Learning In Troubled Waters
Friday, April 28, 2006 Daily words of wisdom Learning in Troubled Waters Psalm 34:1-19 God promises that when we face challenging times, He will keep His divine eye upon us. He wants to teach and guide us through the difficulty, but we must position ourselves to respond to His signals. That is, we need to: 1. Have a real longing to follow God's way and His way only. The Scriptures compare this kind of yearning to "a deer panting for water" (Psalm 42:1), which should describe us each time we choose to wait for God's direction rather than act on our own. 2. Be willing to be taught by God. He will transform trials into times of learning for those who look to Him for guidance. Such was the case with Hannah as she pleaded for a child (1 Samuel 1:1-2:10). It was also true for Mary and Martha when their brother Lazarus died. (John 11:17-27) We need willing spirits if we are to learn what God wants to teach us in the "classroom" of His choice. Most of us would design a c

L.o.v.e,this Short Sword Of Word
Love, you must be careful with what you say. Do you realize that I live on your every word? Do you not know that your quietest whisper can force a monsoon upon my heart? You mustn’t tell me these things, misleading my heart with the faintest of sighs. Do you know that your presence aches me? Your lips, an undeniable treasure which you flaunt with such malice. Be careful what you say to me; be careful of the glances you pass, tossing away like tissue paper. Love, you must tip toe when you are near me, as each foot step crosses my soul. Desire has left me with a broken back. Desire has left me nothing in your terrible sun. If you told me to never lie to you ever (even about the smallest thing), I would never lie to you ever (even about the smallest thing). If you told me to adore you, I’d never turn my back upon you at night before slumber. Not because you told me to keep vigil, but because I was eagerly waiting for you to ask. Love sleeping as a silent third between the two of us.

The Crown Of Passion
to impassion and to please you a thousand and one tales i told as you gazed into my eyes with yours so warm and bold scent flowing on the desert breeze of a thousand and one arabian nights more than a thousand one desires growing for your womanly delights your voice so soft and lilting within it i hear birdsong your lips so red and tempting dark hair of silk so long body lithe and curvaceous legs that stretch to infinity i want wrapped around me and in the midst of your heat to be swaying to the sitar with finger cymbals keeping time your fluid sensual movements driving me to fantasies divine a thousand reasons why I'm determined to make you my own and all you require in return is my crown and my throne

Sexually In Syc
As I hold your arms above your head, writhing on silk like a candle's flame, the heat so intense we burn blissfully. Sweat coats like our kisses of honey, dripping on our tongues so delicious rolling across our flesh as we delve deeper. Candlelight guiding our movements, like the wild abandon we ache for as we entwine with sexual heaven. Now is now the time for passion's touch, exploding into a primeval scream that sends us into the darkness so warm. At the end we never see, is love, to bond us truthfully eternally of soul, the scent of salt perfuming the sensual air.

My Hero
The thought of you lingers in my mind. Vitalizing and warm the images I find. And before I can stop I’m consumed with flame… craving your touch calling your name. Surrounded by the scent of sandalwood and manly skin. My imagination bent on touching you again. Needing hot kisses on each inch of lady skin. If you start at my neck who knows where ….they might end?? Now it’s just too hot to wear any clothes I strip off all I’ve got on the floor each stitch goes. But I can‘t cool down, Baby I’m so hot for you. Bring that big hose, Mr. Fireman and see what you can do.. to put out this fire blazing out of control, quench this burning desire in my body and soul. Come over here Darlin. Feel the fever of my skin? If you know CPR that’s where to begin. Cover my lips with the sweetness of yours. I’ll open the lock no pounding down doors. Wrap me in your arms and carry me away The wetter it gets the longer you s

Secret
This bleeding heart Has nowhere to go; Tormented & frayed Don’t know what to do. I was a passerby Unmindful of this guy, But then at a second look; I thought I heard him cry. His eyes radiating pain I know from deep within I never bothered to ask Don’t want his hurt to last. Man with homeless heart, You can stay by my side Be with me until you’re fine And you can leave just any time.

Tara
My dearest love, to you I write I've not found you yet, but one day I might This letter is to tell you, of... the love I hold for you And the many different ways, in which... I'll try to show I do. I'll love you like no other, I'll hold your heart; with care I promise, through all your troubled times, I always will be there I'll stand tall right beside you, you'll never be alone In my arms, you'll feel safe, and, my heart will never roam Faithfully; I'll love you, no other woman could compare When it comes to my love for you, Rose colored glasses, I'll always wear When we have a problem, or simply disagree I'll listen to your opinion, that’s how my love will be I'll never ask of you, what I'm not willing to do I'll place your needs, before mine, that's how; I will love you I'll never disrespect you, your honor I'll hold up high Never once, in my life, to you, I'll ever lie I'll share with you my secrets; I'll tell you all my fears Because of what we ha

What's The Point
man dies and goes to heaven. Of course, Peter meets him at the pearly gates. Peter says, "Here's how it works. You need 100 points to make it into heaven. You tell me all the good things you've done, and I give you a certain number of points for each item, depending on how good it was. When you reach 100 points, you get in." "Okay," the man says, "I was married to the same woman for 50 years and never cheated on her, even in my heart." "That's wonderful," says Peter, "that's worth three points!" "Three points?" he says. "Well, I attended church all my life and supported its ministry with my tithe and service." "Terrific!" says Peter, "that's certainly worth a point." "One point? Golly. How about this: I started a soup kitchen in my city and worked in a shelter for homeless veterans." "Fantastic, that's good for two more points," he says. "TWO POINTS!!" the man cries, "At this rate the only way I get into heaven is by the grace of God!" "Come on in!"

God Of Seasons
God of the seasons, there is a time for everything; there is a time for dying and a time for rising. We need courage to enter into the transformation process. God of autumn, the trees are saying goodbye to their green, letting go of what has been. We, too, have our moments of surrender, with all their insecurity and risk. Help us to let go when we need to do so. God of fallen leaves lying in colored patterns on the ground, our lives have their own patterns. As we see the patterns of our own growth, may we learn from them. God of misty days and harvest moon nights, there is always the dimension of mystery and wonder in our lives. We always need to recognize your power-filled presence. May we gain strength from this. God of harvest wagons and fields of ripened grain, many gifts of growth lie within the season of our surrender. We must wait for harvest in faith and hope. Grant us patience when we do not see the blessings. God of geese going south for another season, your wi

Granddaddy Hart
Granddaddy Hart Dr. Larry Hart, Professor Oral Roberts University Graduate School of Theology and Missions -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My Granddaddy Hart was the happiest man I've ever known. In addition to being a hardworking farmer, he raised cattle and had oil leases on his farm. He also served for 16 years as the county judge. But it wasn't his position or his possessions that made my granddaddy happy. It was the investments he made in people's lives. Granddaddy's whole life was other people. When young men would come before him in court, instead of sending them off to the state farm where they'd become professional criminals, he would take them under his wing and mentor them and help them get their lives back together. Granddaddy could have been wealthy, but he gave his money away. He would take my dad with him when he'd visit a poor family, and he would give them some money. As they walked away, Granddaddy wo

Love Is Not
When we first became you made me feel as though we'll never part fill with so much confidence I'd say we'd be together forever. After a year and 9 months, our love fell apart. Everything started changing feelings, late night calls began to lessen and with it my heart numbs, I suggested a break and you agree to make me happy but it made me even more miserable and I wanted you back, but when I got you back the feelings just wasn't right I knew it will never be the same I wanted so terribly to get that feelings back so I got hurt and mad at you I wanted to torture not only you but myself so I wanted to part once again But it only brought back the pain even worse than before I wanted you back once more.. And we're back once again, after many many chances it still wasn't the same. The pain came rushing back to me as I try to fight it but at last I surrender It finally hit me that we're just not meant to be no matter how much I try the feelings will never

Your Fantasy & Desire Our Reality
Your Fantasy & Desire Our Reality by Astech Delight © You come home from work, tired after a long day. As you pull up in the driveway, you notice my car and your heart skips a beat, anticipating a hot night of sex with me, as your memory takes you back to the last time we made love and how hard we both came the week prior. You step from the air conditioned car, and the sun hits your body, its intensity reaching through your clothes, heating you with its fury. You walk through the door, and are surprised to see I have a girl friend with me . Freshly showered, we're both sitting on the lounge relaxed, the air-con humming quietly in the background. Having no idea who she is, I cannot help but smile as you stand there, the expression on your face like a small boy at the ice cream parlour. You continue to stand in the doorway of the lounge room, oblivious of the fact you are staring at us both, wondering why she is in your lounge room. I watch your eyes as they go from my friend

Wild Times In The Winnebago
Wild Times in the Winnebago by Erotic_Bard © "What a drag." Lance bent over to gather more sticks for the fire, glancing over at his best friend Jake and his girlfriend, Jessa, but they hadn't heard his cynical comment. They were also gathering firewood, talking cheerfully. Jessa giggled quite often which really got on Lance's nerves. Lance had never cared much for Jessa. She always seemed uptight and was a bit chunky. He couldn't see what Jake saw in her. Lance carried the wood that he had gathered back to the campsite, wondering why he had even come along. His girlfriend of two years had chosen the day before to break up with him leaving him partner-less for the weeklong camping trip that had been planned months ago. 'It probably would have been worse if Sheila had come,' Lance admitted to himself. Sheila had never liked Jake very much and she loathed Jessa. Jessa was too 'common' for her tastes and she never catered to Sheila like all of her other friends. Lance

Smile In Your Heart
I have a feeling that you're holding my heart And I know that this is true You wouldn't let it be broken apart Coz it's too much dear to you. Forever we'll be together No one could break us apart For our love will truly be A wonderful smile in your heart. Im always dreamin' of being in love But I know that this is true Since you came into my life Tis true love I have found. I pray that you wouldn't leave me Whatever may come along But if you do I would feel so bad Just give me a smile in your heart

My Mouth Obediently
The night is stiflingly hot. The window is wide open and the light, ocean breeze is barely less than warm and not enough to relieve the heat. We lay next to each other on top of the covers, too hot to touch. Eyes closed you try to relax in the heat and you wait for the next faint breeze to offer some relief. You feel me shift my position next to you. After a moment you open your eyes to see me propped up on an elbow looking at your body beside mine. You smile as you watch me gaze glide over you; over the curves of you body all softened by the mockingly cool blue light of the moon sreaming through the window. You close you eyes again intent on sleep when you feel my move closer. You think "Not tonight... it is just too hot." Waiting for the inevitable touch you are surprised when you feel my cool breath blowing on your neck. You relax and enjoy the cool sensation as the air dances across your hot, sticky skin. I draw a new breath and the cool air washes down yo

Let Me Love
Oh, what can I do to let you know my heart is for real, Sitting at the beach only the stars could tell you, Let me love you for no reason, for no return, Swinging with the waves of ocean, who am I speaking to; Oh, what can I do to let you know how much I feel for you, Wishing to the clouds let me see the moon, Let me love you for no reason, for no return, Shivering in the wind, oh, where are you; Let me love you, oh, let me love you, Not for my loneliness but for you, Let me love you, oh, let me love you, I whispering in my heart, oh god, let me love you...

Women Hearts....( Article )
How To Become An Amazine Lover In EVERY Sense of the Word! Learn the Secrets of True Seduction That Will Make Her Surrender Completely. Do You Want To Learn This Stuff From a Woman Who Knows EXACTLY What Women Want, or From Some Guy Who's Guessing? If you're a man who wants to improve his lovemaking techniques because you like to hear her moan and wiggle with pleasure... If you're a man who's discovered that sex is better when there's love... If you're a man who enjoys making his woman happy... If you're a man who wants to be a better lover and take his woman to the stars... If you're a man who doesn't think a great lady could fall in love with a guy like you then... ...Women Hearts will teach you how to be any woman's prince, the man she brags about to her girlfriends, the man who knows how to make a woman happy...and yes, the man who knows how to "take her to places she's never been before." Here's advice you won't find just anywhere. Most dating and relations

Quotes ,for The Understanding Minds
"Love is when your hugging someone as tight as possible and it still doesn't feel like it's close enough." "I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it." "We all have love in our hearts, we just have to find the right person to share it with." "True love is like a ghost, always talked about but rarely seen." --

To Start The Day
"Next Time I Fall In Love,It'll Be With You" ""Valuing a relationship is not merely done by seeing each other everyday. What counts is how much in our busy lives we remember each other."" Brighten your day and your love life with these romantic ways to start the day! Give your love a lingering good morning kiss. Put a love note inside your love's morning paper. Lay a flower on your love's towel. Using a toothpick, write the words, "I love you!" on their soap bar. Using an anti-fog medium, write "I love you!" on the bathroom mirror. Take your morning shower together. Surprise your love, with breakfast in bed. Call to say, "I love you." Wake your partner up with a kiss. Leave a gift next to your partner to find when they wake up. Let the first words your partner hears in the day be a reason why you love them. Cuddle for at least five minutes before getting up. Wake up thirty minutes early so you have time to spend tog

Love Sentiments
Love Sentiments are the phrases that are found on greeting cards and stationary. When writing your own love note or card they can be very helpful and precise in capturing what you want to say. Below is a list of some sentiments **When I'm in your arms my whole world is just right. **Hand in hand, heart to heart; my love for you will never part. **The depth of your love and the sweetness of your kiss feeds my soul. **Every moment spent with you is every one of my dreams coming true. **Standing together side by side there is nothing in this world we can't conquer when it's just you and I. **Love will lead to you all your dreams. **With hands and hearts together lets celebrate the joy of finding each other.

The Art Of Seduction ..seduce Your Man
First, it's very important that you choose the right person to seduce. This is more a matter of instinct than anything else, but most of us at will attempt to make conversation, or at least some eye contact, with a potential partner whom we consider to be about as attractive as we feel we are. So, if you are not happy with the way you look and moreover who you are on the inside, then start there! The thrill of seduction sometimes lies in the chase rather than the conquest. The excitement of wanting and pursuing someone can give a sense of satisfaction in itself - this is especially true for men. But those who thoroughly enjoy the chase are generally people with plenty of self-confidence and their belief in themselves increases the likelihoo

Going To Hell
An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful bloodcurdling screams. Don't worry about that", says St. Peter, "it's only someone having the holes put into her shoulder blades for wings." The old lady looks a little u ncomfortable but carries on with the conversation. Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams. "Oh my God", says the old lady, "now what is happening?" Not to worry", says St. Peter, "She's just having her head drilled to fit the halo." I can't do this", says the old lady, "I'm going to hell." "You can't go there", says St. Peter. "You'll be raped and sodomized." "Maybe so", says the old lady, "but I've already got the holes drilled for that.

Story
Life is not about the end of the story , whre you put down the book,with a satified sigh. Its about all the chapters in between, that make your heart race, bring a smile and make you cry as you work your way. Deliciously exhausted at the end, where you get to say,,,,,,,, THAT WAS A GREAT STORY

A Gentle Lamb
A Gentle Lamb Where God's love is, there is no fear, because God's perfect love drives out fear. 1 John 4: 18 A lot of us live with a hidden fear that God is angry at us. Somewhere, sometime, some Sabbath school class or some television show convinced us that God has a whip behind his back, a paddle in his back pocket, and he's go- ing to nail us when we've gone too far. No concept could be more wrong! Our Sa- vior's Father is very fond of us and only wants to share his love with us. We have a Father who is filled with compas- sion, a feeling Father who hurts when his chil- dren hurt. We serve a God who says that even when we're under pressure and feel like noth- ing is going to go right, he is waiting for us, to embrace us whether we succeed or fail. He doesn't come quarreling and wrangling and forcing his way into anyone's heart. He comes into our hearts like a gentle lamb, not a roaring lion.

Railway Slut Adventures Ch. 01
Railway Slut Adventures Ch. 01 by geronimo_appleby © I left the house in the afternoon and caught the train at York Station for the first leg of my trip to Paris. I was going to travel by the Eurostar and was very excited by the prospect of adventure that lay before me. Not only was I going to be visiting a city I'd never been to be before there was also the obvious opportunity for some wild sexual adventures along the way. It was a lovely, warm July afternoon when I set out, the sort of weather that really allows me to show off my body to all those lovely men out there and to see the effect I have on them. I love to show myself off, I love the attention I receive from men AND women and I'm fortunate that I am regarded as being cute, desirable and hot because I am such a total slut. I have surprised quite a few people to date with my angelic features, people tend to think that because I look so sweet and innocent I must be that way in temperament also. Oh how wrong they a

Imaginative Presentation Of Sex
Once you get married the license to perform sex opens and you are free to have sex with your wife/husband. Marriage is about the commitment to experience life together in intimate partnership. Within this framework sex can become the ultimate union of two people. But sex does not always reflect the very cleaner version of what it seems. For instance many men will tell you that they somehow remove their emotions from the bedroom and that sex is a purely physical act satisfying a need for penetration, ejaculation and stress release. Thus they can go to any extent to feel that fun out of sex and be free from the various stress and other problems. Sex is about being naked with your partner. In the beginning we may take this literally but soon being naked means a deeper exposure. To do this in a real and connected way means that you will feel vulnerable. Thus this can sometimes lead to the beginning of the erotic sex in a couple and it is often found that unless and until sex

Within The Wood Ch. 2
Within the Wood Ch. 2 by AnubisCliq © About 15 minutes into Kristy's nap, I realize it's going to get dark soon, and since we didn't pack for an overnight, I decided we should get going. Though I could wake the sleeping beauty next to me with soft words and gentle nudges, I instead go for shock value and place one of the ice cold bottles of water on Kristy's bare stomach. She gasps for breath as her eyes open wide and she stifles back a scream. Slapping the bottle out of my hand, she looks at me with a mask of anger as she sits up and covers her chest. Why she does this I have no idea, but I laugh at her reaction. I stand up fully clothed and loom over her, my figure blocking out the sun, which has began it's trek back beneath the horizon. "You should probably get dressed so we can get going. The sun'll be gone after too long and that's when the forest dwelling cannibal tribes come out looking for naked girls to rape and eat alive." Kristy laughs as she slides her pants on and

Wooded Wonderland
Wooded Wonderland by missdee1967 © Jason stopped the car in the crowded car park. Unbuckled his seatbelt leant across the seat and kissed his wife. Smothering her face in kisses, making her giggle. She looked into the eyes of the man she loved and gave him one of the sensual kisses that she knew made him melt inside. They got out of the car and taking the picnic basket and a blanket from the boot. Strolled off hand in hand to find a secluded spot to eat. They walked in to the woods, and wandered hand in hand until they found the perfect spot. A secluded grassy area where the tree canopy parted and sunlight flooded through. Molly looked up letting the sunlight bathe her face. She could just imagine fairies dancing in the moonlight in this spot. She giggled, a gentle tinkling sound. Jason grinned; he loved his wife very much. They spread the blanket on the ground, sat down and opened the picnic basket. When they had eaten all they could. Jason pulled his wife towards

Toy Whores Ch. 06
Toy Whores Ch. 06 by R. Richard © After we sell a Sybian machine to Heather, she agrees to finance our operation. We have several new machines and appointments for several new customers. Better yet, the new customers are rich lady friends of Heather who are pre-sold. The first batch of new customers are four ladies who want to try the Sybian ride, but have all kinds of doubts and fears. To my never ending surprise, they want to try their first Sybian rides in a group with their husbands watching. Since there are, in effect, no initial calls, Nanci and Heather handle everything. Well, actually, not quite everything. I have a plan that will bring us more sales and Nanci agrees to try it. The night of the group ride, the ladies show up with coats clutched to them, apparently expecting a group rape by wild huns. Well, it turns out that the wild huns have the night off (union thing). However I do have two wild, nude ladies to greet them. Of course, Nanci is more or le

Just Poetry
love that leaves us breathless and hushed taking our time with the act that is best not rushed two who become one that began with a word feelings so much deeper than anything ever heard entranced in a touch and held by a kiss none ever knew the glory of this taste the sweet nectar from each other in embrace of that wonderful spot and so special a place that belongs to each other forever divine enhanced by the love of your heart and mine in tune with the things that we both like to do never has there been anyone for me like you we know the desires in each of our hearts unafraid to lay claim to each others parts knowing we belong to each other for all time makes the act of love making all too sublime electric intensity and the feel of your touch you drive me so wild and i need you so much no fronts and lies we know each as we are no need to hide our feeling from afar we felt it inside before we wrote our first word it spoke from our soul so much more than what's hear

Feeding Frenzy
Feeding frenzy Like yin and yang together we feast neither able to tame the beast the wild and wanton unrestrained feeding both of us wanting both of us needing tongues unleashed in carnal desire devouring each other consumed by the fire greedily sucking our bodies inflamed with reckless abandon our passion untamed

Is It A Need Or A Desire?
November 4, 2006 Is it a Need or a Desire? Romans 8:32 In the fourth chapter of Philippians, Paul declares that God will “supply all your needs according to His riches in glory in Christ Jesus” (v. 19). When we read that passage and apply it to our daily lives, we must be careful to interpret it correctly. For that to happen, we must understand the difference between “needs” and “desires.” A need is something that is essential for us to develop into who God wants us to be or to accomplish the things He calls us to do. On the other hand, a desire is something we think will bring enjoyment to our lives. The key word here is “enjoyment.” It describes a temporary pleasure. We tend to want things that will bring us happiness for a season and then fade away. It’s important to note there’s nothing wrong with a desire, as long as it is within the will of God and is an outflow of a Spirit-filled life. Our wonderful, adoring heavenly Father loves to shower His grace upon us (

Val's Poolside Job
Val's Poolside Job by jacksgirl © So, my friends and I are at our regular Tuesday lunch date at the country club. We don't actually DO anything much except I get my nails and hair done that morning; and then we meet and share a bottle, or maybe two, of zinfandel and gossip and try to find the meaning of it all. All of What we're never quite sure of, but we chitchat about who's not, you know, acceptable in Our social circles. And if you really want to know, we gossip about those IN our circle as well. Only when they're not present. The girls never fail to get around to complaining about our husbands. Well, you know, you can't complain about strangers all the time; sooner or later it comes down to the person you're stuck with. Or stuck with until we can find a good reason or opportunity to, you know, not be stuck with him. Now, the difference here is my friends never cease to tell me how their husbands never listen to them. I, personally, don't have that problem. Dick list

Valentine's Day Fuck
Valentine's Day Fuck by beccaexposed © Every Valentine’s Day feels like a rerun of the year before. The same not-so-original gifts are given, the nice dinner is always eaten, and sex is always had… not that I’m complaining. I just wanted to give him something different and unexpected this year. Something that I knew he’d love and never forget. He’s usually the one who plans the evening, but this time I made the reservations at a hotel restaurant and booked a room for us upstairs. I bought him one of the usual Valentine’s Day gifts – a pair of black silk boxers with red hearts on them and an Italian watch he’d been eyeing for the past three months. Aside from me doing all the planning, everything was going as usual. I was wearing a backless shin-length red dress with spaghetti straps resting on my shoulders. It was made from a glittery fabric that sparkled a little when the light hit it. Underneath I wore nothing. I pulled out the suit I wanted him to wear that night – includin

Valentine's Day Surprise
Valentine's Day Surprise by Gothkitten © 8:00 o’clock. They had an hour to get to the party. Alex stood in front of the full-length mirror checking her outfit one last time. She couldn’t repress the smile that curved her full lips. She had to admit, she did look awfully like Michelle Pfeiffer as Cat Woman. The black latex body suit clung to every curve of her 5’5” frame as if it were painted on, it sure felt like it was. Her bright green eyes looked rather exotic behind the cat’s eyes mask, and her long blond ponytail pulled through the top of the hood, complete with cat’s ears. With the five inch black stiletto heels she wore to complete the look, she stood 6 foot tall. She turned as Tyler came into the room. He looked delicious as George Clooney’s Batman. For a few moments, she debated skipping the party and just staying home and acting out a steamy love scene. But she knew he really wanted to go, and after all, it was Valentines Day. The party promised to be pretty fun, wit

Vanilla Cream Part 1
Vanilla Cream by Bacomicfan © When Cinda and I started emailing a year or so ago, I never thought we'd actually meet. I mean, there she was, this hot, sexy redhead with a body crying out to be fondled, and the most deliciously dirty mind I've ever encountered, and here I am an average (though imaginative, I admit) guy with only my lusty thoughts to propel me through life. If not for my erotic mind, I'd be just another average guy lumbering through life with looks that have never made a single head turn. So, who'd have thought that this ravishing redhead with the shaved pussy and a penchant for leaving her undies at home would ever even consider letting me anywhere close to that hairless treasure? Well, I must have a truly generous guardian angel or I stepped in exactly the right guano at some point in my life, because here I am on my way to meeting the hottest babe this side of Sex and the City. I've had a hardon for the last seven hours just thinking about all the things we've

Vanilla Cream Part 4
Vanilla Cream by Bacomicfan © Apparently, Cinda wants me inside her even more deeply, and decides to take matters into her own hands. She pushes backwards against me, still hopping on top of my crotch like a jackhammer. With my hands enjoying her nipples and my legs bent beneath me now, I'm off-balance, and her push against me makes me lose what little balance I have. The next thing I know I'm falling backwards, where I land with a soft thud against the sofa cushions. Thankfully, I'm still deeply inserted into Cinda. Cinda is now seated on my cock as I lay on my back, my hands having lost their grip on her breasts. Her back is a blur of motion as she rams herself up and down along my erect love muscle, her sighs and moans becoming louder and more frequent. Her pussy is still squeezing my cock deliciously as she slides up and down its length, alternately grinding herself into me and hopping up and down on my shaft. Cinda has taken over, and is controlling completely how she uses

Romantic Getaway
Romantic Getaway by Rebecca © My wife and I have been married 3 years and for the first time in our marriage we hit a rut. We were both working long hours and I noticed our once healthy sex life becoming less and less exciting. Jen noticed it too, I was glad for that because I knew she missed the marathon sex we used to enjoy before we got married and thru the first year of our marriage. So for my 30th birthday, she booked us a long weekend at one of those romantic resorts in the mountains. The room was amazing (a little cheesy) but we had a heart-shaped jacuzzi and a fireplace and a small steam room and even a 6' by 12' swimming pool in our room. It was expensive but I was looking foreward to it. On the three hour drive up Jen was feeling playful and would stroke my crotch while I drove, flash me a little of her sexy tits, things like that. When we arrived Friday evening I was plenty horny. Jen was nice enough to give me an incredible blowjob before we left the room for dinner

Roommates By Ladyhawk100
Roommates by ladyhawk100 © "So how long is Greg gone for?" Sally looked up as Renee, her roommate walked into the kitchen. "Until tomorrow night. He has lab on Friday so he has to come back." They were all students at Boston University. Greg's family, like her own, lived back in Connecticut. They usually went down to visit together but she had an exam and couldn't make the trip. "You miss him a lot?" Renee asked sitting across from her at the small, round table. "You have no idea. But, he hasn't seen his parents in months." Sally answered, a heavy sigh escaping her. She really couldn't begrudge him for going. He was an only child and his parents doted on him. Unlike her, who had three brothers and a sister. "Cheer up Sal. Tommy's coming over and we're going for pizza. Wanna come?" Tommy was Renee's new one-look-and-your-panties-are-soaked boyfriend. He was such a hottie. And perfect for Renee. Not that Sally was interested in him. She loved Greg. And he loved

Cont...part 3 ,i Have To Get You Fixed
In our last episode, Kenny transformed into Lisa by a woman he had met at a party. Was informed that in order to avoid the release of information about his involvement with drug trafficking, would have to totally commit to his transformation into a woman and preparation as the "Bride" of a famous Soap Opera star, John Waterman. Kenny, now Lisa, at first, abhorred the idea, but saw little choice. He was transformed into Lisa by Nicole,the dominant woman that he met at the party and her partner in this scheme, Susan, at Susan's salon. Lisa has now started to be more intrigued with her new role. In the final scene of Pt. 2, Lisa meets her groom, John. Caught up in her new found femininity, Lisa falls for John's masculine advances, and submits to his passionate kisses As we closed Pt. 2, John escorts Lisa out to meet his friends at their engagement party and introduces the soon to be "Mrs. John Waterman", the former Miss Lisa Michelle Healy! And now Part 3 **************************

I Only Want To Be With You
I don’t know what it is that makes me love you so I only know I never want to let you go ’cause you’ve started something Oh, can’t you see? That ever since we met You’ve had a hold on me It happens to be true I only want to be with you It doesn’t matter where you go or what you do I want to spend each moment of the day with you Oh, look what has happened with just one kiss I never knew that I could be in love like this It’s crazy but it’s true I only want to be with you You stopped and smiled at me And asked if I’d care to dance I fell into your open arms And I didn’t stand a chance Now listen honey I just want to be beside you everywhere As long as we’re together, honey, I don’t care ’cause you’ve started something Oh, can’t you see? That ever since we met You’ve had a hold on me No matter what you do I only want to be with you Oh, oh, you stopped and you smiled at me And asked if I’d care to dance I fell into your open arms And I didn’t stand a c

She's My Kind Of Rain..............by ,tim Mcgraw
She's my kind of rain Like love in a drunken sky She's confetti falling Down all night She sits quietly there Black water in a jar Says, Baby why are you Trembling like you are So I wait And I try I confess like a child She's my kind of rain Like love from a drunken sky Confetti falling down all night She's my kind of rain She's the sun set shadows She's like Rembrandt's light She's the history that's made at nigh She's my lost companion She's my dreaming tree Together in this brief eternity Summer days, winter snows She's all things to behold She's my kind of rain Like love from a drunken sky Confetti falling down all night She's my kind of rain So I wait And I try I confess all my crimes She's my kind of rain Like love from a drunken sky Confetti falling down all night She's my kind of rain She's my kind of rain Like love from a drunken sky Confetti falling down all night She's my kind of rain She's my kind of rain Oh, rain on me She's my kin

Smile,if You Know How To
A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and took a firm hold of her left breast. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her." ------------------------------------------------- My son and I celebrated our mutual birth date by treating each other to dinner. When we arrived at our favorite restaurant, we were delighted to see a large sign at the entrance proclaiming that each birthday person, upon presentation of suitable I.D., was entitled to a free meal. When it was time to pay the bill, I felt guilty that we were paying for only our drinks and offered to pay for at least one of the meals. "Not at all!" our genial maitre d' exclaimed. "That's the d

Lorain County Speedway
Wow, i really can't wait for the 2007 season at Lorain County Speedway i will be racing one of S&M Racings Brettas' and hopefully won't flip this one like I flipped my caviler like this year the whole S&M Racing team is going to be strong this year and hopefully one of us will get the track chapionship. Until next time... LATER~~~~~

Tabby's Toothing Adventure
Tabby's Toothing Adventure by Tabby18lover © Tabby was late for her usual Friday night appointment with her friend Lana. She would be waiting patiently in the Athenian Bar. Tabby was walking along staring at her new purchase, a brand new cell phone. It was the latest in phone technology and had cost her a fortune. It had been two weeks since her old phone had died. She had actually purchased the phone the day before but the new bluetooth technology was too much for her. The technicians had programmed it for her. She was late because they had to explain it all to her, but still she was not sure about all it's new features. Lana had a bluetooth phone, in fact it was Lana who had persuaded her to get it, she would help her. As she walked along past some shops and a bar her phone rang. The first call. It must be the guys from the shop checking that she could answer ok. She flicked open the little silver object to see a message flashing on the luminous green screen. "Toothing, Ba

Let's Go Down For A Swim
The night is stiflingly hot. The window is wide open and the light, ocean breeze is barely less than warm and not enough to relieve the heat. We lay next to each other on top of the covers, too hot to touch. Eyes closed you try to relax in the heat and you wait for the next faint breeze to offer some relief. You feel me shift my position next to you. After a moment you open your eyes to see me propped up on an elbow looking at your body beside mine. You smile as you watch me gaze glide over you; over the curves of you body all softened by the mockingly cool blue light of the moon streaming through the window. You close you eyes again intent on sleep when you feel my move closer. You think "Not tonight... it is just too hot." Waiting for the inevitable touch you are surprised when you feel my cool breath blowing on your neck. You relax and enjoy the cool sensation as the air dances across your hot, sticky skin. I draw a new breath and the cool air w

** ~~ Thought ~~ **
In a far away place, isolated from the world, no troubles around us. No fears to hinder us. Outside Snow falling ever so soft, so fine, inside the aroma of love. The mood is set surrender all to it, body, all thoughts. Set for that first touch, one that exhilarates, ignites into hot embers of passion, that deepens a love... A peace, this moment, this time , a wish. A forever wish.

Speeding Fine
Speeding Fine by prophet007 © You probably knew you were going too fast, of course. As you sped along the motorway eager to keep your appointment in London, your eye had almost certainly drifted to the speed dial on the dashboard behind the steering wheel. But what did that matter? Everyone always goes a little over on the M25, when they can – it's a rare enough occurrence for the traffic to actually be moving there, after all. Why not take advantage of it? And what difference is ten miles per hour going to make to any sensible person in any case? You hadn't, of course, reckoned on them being there, waiting. It wasn't something that had ever happened to you before, and when you saw the blue lights flashing in the rear view mirror, you looked at first ahead to then to the side, wondering idly who it was they were after. And now is the moment when you realise that is in, in fact, you. It's a fan, which is strange, and at first as you begin to study it closely you hope it

Sperm Bank
Sperm Bank by Girl Friend © I had called the Willis Institute for Fertility on Wednesday and inquired about the institute's high turnout rate. I had been trying to become pregnant for 4 years without luck. My ex-husband left me over it. I had all but given hope until I saw an advertisement in the back of 'Cosmopolitan'. The ad read "100% success rate in becoming pregnant. Call us today and we will schedule you for an interview." I was so excited since I definitely wanted to be a mom. My interview was scheduled for Friday. That gave me two days to pull myself together and get used to the idea that I would become a mother. Friday morning I walked into the institute and gave my name. "Rigth this way Ms. Starr," the receptionist instructed me as he accompanied me into the conference room. I took a seat on one of the many leather upholstered chairs and glanced around the room. I quickly noticed a blackboard with several numbers written on it. They were '5,10,15,20,25'.

-- Ecclesiastes 3:1-8
To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven: A time to be born, and a time to die; a time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted; A time to kill, and a time to heal; a time to break down, and a time to build up; A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance; A time to cast away stones, and a time to gather stones together; a time to embrace, and a time to refrain from embracing; A time to get, and a time to lose; a time to keep, and a time to cast away; A time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak; A time to love, and a time to hate; a time of war, and a time of peace. -- Ecclesiastes 3:1-8

Dance Of Ecstacy
The room is cloaked in darkness, Your voice a soft caress With tenderness and patience, You fill my emptiness Our shadows dance across the wall, A sigh slips past my lips I've never known a love so strong, I've never known such bliss My body holds such tension, As you reach out to me The explosion of our passion, In our dance of ecstasy I didn't know it was possible, To feel such pure delight The feeling that I'm filled with, When we dance this dance at night These feelings overwhelm me, With just one sideways glance You reach out and touch me, Then we start the dance With the morning sun that rises, That feeling I still feel The explosion of our passion, In our dance of ecstasy

Let's Share A Hot Damn Night
Tonight I want to make all of your fantasies come true. When you get here I plan to begin my slow seduction. I will make your entire body feel like it's on fire, from your head to your toes. My lips will caress you, my tongue will lavish you and my hands will explore. My ultimate desire is to leave you wanting more. And, just when you think you can't take anymore... Tonight my love, tonight. Seduction Awaits!

Getting You Out Of My Mind
I can't seem to get you out of my mind. Flashes of our passion keep breaking into my thoughts. I can't think about anything, except what it feels like to be touching you, kissing you... The way you make me feel, I can't explain. I say I want my thoughts to remain still, yet deep down I can feel these detours are awakening my deepest desires of you. I hope you crave me the way I crave you. Together we can lift each other and take a ride on passion's high. You're all I want, and I want you now. Waiting For You!

Girls' Night In
Girls' Night In by aspiringromantic © "C'mon," Mandy pleaded. "Just have one more drink, Kay. It's still early." "No," I protested. "I really can't, Mandy. I'm probably past my limit now. If I have another one I'll definitely have problems driving home." "Then don't," she said. "Just stay here. I hate staying by myself anyway." Mandy's husband had been called out of town for a business trip, which had led to the impromptu girl's night in. "No thanks," I said. "I hate sleeping on couches. I always wake up with a stiff back." "You don't have to sleep on the couch. You can share my bed." I gave her a skeptical look. "C'mon, Kay. It will be just like the sleepovers we had back in high school," she said with a wink. Her words aroused my suspicion. Most of our high school sleepovers had consisted of nothing extraordinary. We'd gossip about school, boys, and who was fucking whom. However, one time, it had been different. The night before I left home for college

I Wanted To Marry A Call Girl
I Wanted to Marry a Call Girl by crichtondog © "Good evening, A Gentlemen's Escort Service, this is Lacey speaking, what can I do for you today?" I took another deep slug of whiskey and spoke up. "I'm looking for a woman with some class, a woman that can fuck and suck and do whatever is required by me. Money is no object." The sultry, sexy voice on the other end made my dick harden and pulsate with eager anticipation, just imagining her lips around my thick cock. "So. Let me see if I've got this right. You want a woman with class and can fuck, suck and do whatever you require. Money is no object. Is this correct?" "You're damn right I do. What say you and me have a little tango tonight? I bet you can suck a mean dick and fuck like a champion slut with that thick and rich voice you have, huh?" "I'll take that as a compliment from someone who really needs to get laid bad, doesn't he? I softened my tone and apologized to Miss Lacey. "Yes, I'm sorry for saying you were a s

A Story For A Late Night
A Story for a Late Night by cute4u791 © Kevin was my next door neighbor. We had run into each other once or twice before, but had never spoken. Now we were the only two people on the elevator in our apartment complex. He had shaggy blonde hair, gorgeous blue eyes, and was perfectly toned. I could tell because he was wearing a short sleeve shirt and some basketball shorts. "So, are you going to workout?" I asked. He looked at me with those deep blue eyes and smiled. "How'd ya' guess?" "The basketball shorts gave it away." I could feel my cheeks getting hot. If the sexual tension was a snake, it would've bitten me in the hand. "Yeah, so you're my next door neighbor right?" He questioned. I felt so dumb. I hadn't even thought that he wouldn't know who I was. "Um, yeah I am. Sorry about that." I reached out my hand and he took it gracefully. He had large hands that made mine disappear. "Naw, it's okay. So where are you off to today?" I looked down at what I was w

"have A Cigar"
"Have A Cigar" Come in here, dear boy, have a cigar. You're gonna go far, fly high, You're never gonna die, you're gonna make it if you try;they're gonna love you. Well I've always had a deep respect, and I mean that most sincerely. The band is just fantastic, that is really what I think. Oh by the way, which one's Pink? And did we tell you the name of the game, boy we call it Riding the Gravy Train. We're just knocked out. We heard about the sell out. You gotta get an album out, You owe it to the people. We're so happy we can hardly count. Everybody else is just green, have you seen the chart? It's a helluva start, it could be made into a monster if we all pull together as a team. And did we tell you the name of the game, boy we call it Riding the Gravy Train.

I Won't Forget You
I Won't Forget You Late at night I close my eyes And think of how things could have been And when I look back I remember some words you had said to me It's better to have lost at love Then never to have loved at all Chorus I won't forget you baby (I won't forget you) Even though I should I won't forget you baby (I won't forget you) Even though I should, yeah Sometimes in my head I can still see pictures of you And I laugh to myself When I think of all those crazy things that we used to do Although miles come between us Just between you and me Chorus I should let you fade away But that just wouldn't be me Oh, baby Solo Although miles come between us Just between you and me I won't forget you baby (I won't forget you) Memories slowly fade I won't forget you baby (I won't forget you) And all the plans we made I won't forget you baby

Talk Dirty To Me
Talk Dirty to Me You know I never I never seen you look so good You never act the way you should But I like it And I know you like it too The way that I want you I gotta have you Oh yes, I do You know I never I never ever stay out late You know that I can hardly wait Just to see you And I know you cannot wait Wait to see me too I gotta touch you Chorus: Cause baby we'll be At the drive-in In the old man's Ford behind the bushes till I'm screamin' for more Down the basement lock the cellar door And baby Talk dirty to me You know I call you I call you on the telephone I'm only hoping that you're home So I can hear you When you say those words to me And whisper so softly I gotta hear you Chorus C.C. pick up that guitar and talk to me Solo, Chorus out

Nothin' But A Good Time
Nothin' But a Good Time Now Listen Not a dime, I can't pay my rent I can barely make it through the week Saturday night I'd like to make my girl But right now I can't make ends meet I'm always workin' slavin' every day Gotta get away from that same old same old I need a chance just to get away If you could hear me think this is what I'd say Chorus: Don't need nothin' but a good time How can I resist Ain't lookin' for nothin' but a good time And it don't get better than this They say I spend my money on women and wine But I couldn't tell you where I spent last night I'm really sorry about the shape I'm in I just like my fun every now and then I'm always workin' slavin' every day Gotta get away from that same old same old I need a chance just to get away If you could hear me think this is what I'd say Chorus You see I raise a toast to all of us Who are breakin' our backs every day If wantin' the good life is such a crime Lord, then put me away He

Cat And Mouse Games
Cat and Mouse Games by WhiteWave48 © Written from an original true story outline by TomNGerri I have to say right now that I love my wife, Gerri, and even after the years have rolled along with children and all the usual things of married life, I never cease to find her incredibly sensual and erotic. Somehow we still manage to push aside the demands of a rushed daily existence and make time to enjoy each other, to explore our fantasies. Once in a while, of course, we get to try something a little different – something new – and I'm reminded then of those very special, almost innocent moments in the past when we would find ourselves venturing into a thing for the first time. * The Card Game. For the past few days, my wife and I had planned on an evening out with a friend of ours named Dave who is also a co-worker of mine. We've known Dave for quite a long time and we're very comfortable around him, so both of us were looking forward to spending the evening in his c

Proud Cocksucker
Proud Cocksucker by Zgirl874 © I absolutely love to suck cock, and I'm never happier than when I have my lips wrapped around one. My mouth waters just thinking about giving head! Naturally, this causes me to have a lot of visitors. My favorite position to suck cock is on my knees. I love sucking no matter what, but I feel like such a naughty little slut that way, plus I can grab onto the guys ass and really take it in. It gets me so hot to be a submissive bad girl. After unzipping a guys pants, I take a second to admire his dick. I love the way they look pointing at me, wanting me to kiss and lick them. They feel so good to hold and play with. I start by licking the tip gently, making little circles all the way around with my tongue. The guys breathing gets a little heavier and I know he wants more. I continue making circles, but move my tongue down so I'm licking the tip to the middle now. He's getting more excited, wanting me to close my lips on it and really suck, but

Exploration
The idea raises some nicities a strong bond building fast concerns seeking answers is there a chance it will last. The intensity is stronger still with each trip to a well's dip as I crave and yearn even more to taste you starting with lips. So much could be said but little can change the need I have learned to have with you now keeping it is what I plead. Your passions are shared with mine we have the same burning fire every visit is a learning trip as we both "Explore the Desire.

And The Band Played On
And The Band Played On by OLDER AND BETTER © Lana is an outstanding singer, but her talents do not end there. She is 5' 6" tall with an hourglass figure. Her cute face attracts men like flies. Her jutting ass globes punctuate her slim, but well proportioned body. Her tits are not gigantic but well formed and firm with nipple that project from the globes when she is excited sexually. She has sung with the band for several years, becoming a star in the local area. She enjoys singing the oldies but goodies. Until recently she was the only vocalist of the band. This story starts when the band began to become more and more in demand. Their gigs were normally within a few miles of the city. Now they seemed to be drawn further and further away, with the monetary receipts becoming larger and larger. The demands for the band were not only for the upbeat band but also for Lana's ability to draw crowds wherever she sang. She was becoming more and more daring in her songs and beg

Making The Grade
Making The Grade by Phrenetic_Ice © Young Cassandra looked with some satisfaction at the paper handed back to her. An "A" was inscribed there in red marker, followed somewhat enigmatically she thought, by "Please see me after class." Idly she flipped through the essay, revelling in the little compliments written in the margin. "Great use of metaphor," was one, "Excellent ironic overtone," another. Never mind that she had never intended a metaphor, let alone an ironic overtone, she pondered. If Mr. Jamieson had seen them, all the better for her. No, It was the hastily scribbled footnote, that had her curious. Maybe he wanted to save her paper as an example for next year's class? Shrugging, she packed up the rest of her belongings with everyone else, letting the happy if not eclectic Friday chatter swirl around her. Finally the bell rang and there was a frantic rush for the door. Cassandra longed to join her friends but she could hardly overlook the directive from her teache

The Widow Porter
The Widow Porter by espeteroh © I come from the lower end of an upper middle class town. Through high school and then into college I'd gotten a pretty good lawn mowing and gardening service going. I was always expected to mow our lawn for nothing, or, if you like, because dad said so. I didn't mind. Actually I rather liked it and still do to this day. There's a quick sense of accomplishment that goes with it. But when I was a young teen and discovered people would pay me for what I was doing for nothing, well, at 14 you don't argue when you have no other income. So I built up a good business, much of it coming by word of mouth. This was also before all these "landscaping" businesses popped up that you see today. People in the 60s didn't have such a luxury unless they were fairly wealthy. When I went off to college I actually stayed home and commuted each day. So I didn't have to give up my business that was doing fairly well, I earned close to $100 a week which in those days wa

The Bathroom Break
The Bathroom Break by zand3r © This is my first Literotica submission and I would love any and all feedback, negative, positive, hurtful, whatever you have to say I want to hear it. I would like to thank the beautiful young woman who inspired this story, without you this would not have been possible. Thanks are also due to the wonderful LadyFalcon who edited my story, who also made this possible. ***** It was raining outside. It's always raining around here. What light poured in through the two story high windows was no match to the misery the weather wrought outside. The protection of the glass did not shield from the dreary mood. It was a slow day, and few customers had come to the counter to make the over expensive purchase of a movie ticket. I saw little reason to be at work. Even the pitiful paycheck I knew was coming next week wasn't enough incentive to stifle the unprofessional yawn I knew was also coming. Lucky no managers were around. The lobby in front of me was

Did You Think About Me?
I couldn’t see the mountains. They were hidden behind a dense fog that rolls in slowly from some far away coast, hovers and waits to swallow this valley after we fall asleep. It was one of those storms that change the season to winter or spring. A blizzard, perhaps like the one that rendered me snowed in for 3 days your last year at the Academy. I drove for an hour along side that same dense fog with the radio screaming, the heat blazing and my heart racing to see you dressed in a black satin gown and too-high heels. What if my car was to spin out of control on the wet highway and I was discovered scantily clad, disoriented, and buried in snow frozen in time…what would my mother say? You called often to ask where was I, how close was I, how far was I, when would I get there? Driving and talking and watching the dense fog hovering in my side view mirror. It was so late when I arrived at our little motel and there you were at midnight…waiting. You sat on the bed across from me

Frustrated
Lately it seems that everytime i get through something and i think i'm doing better, something else comes along and knocks me down again. I don't think i deserve all of the things i have had to endure lately, but i always get through it somehow. I am not going to get into any details. It is just frustrating. I hide alot of my frustration and stress, but eventually it gets to be too much. I don't really know if i will find what i want. I really try to hold on to the hope that i will someday. It just seems so far away and sometimes near impossible.

I Desire...
I desire a black man that loves me so completely, that when another sister approaches him, he laughs at her advances because he knows he has it so good at home. I desire honesty. Not leaving out parts of the truth, not vague or deceptive answers, not conveniently forgetting to tell me very important details, not blatant stories made up to impress me, not withholding facts, not lies. Honesty! I would rather have you tell me the truth and have my feelings get hurt than lie to me, have me find out later, and destroy our relationship. I desire emotional intimacy. I desire a Black man to share his dreams, fears, disappointments, aspirations, feelings, and memories with me. I desire to be able to share my most intimate self with a man and know that he in not going to try to take advantage of me, manipulate me, use me, or disregard my feelings as inconsequential. I desire common goals. I long to be able to share his vision for the future and make coffee and pass out flyers fo

Day Dream
Day dreams and stranger things Quietly slipping along the ground Horses and wagons, faeries and dragons The hint of mischief all around The thief, killer, and demon, a fearsome threesome Lurking with evil intent The knight, priest and angel unaware of the tangle When they fell into the threesome's net The ancient man with outstretched hands Begging for one more penny The well-dressed merchant, with money as a penchant Refusing to give to the dying, skeletonal hand The slowly settling sun, stealing its light from everyone Marking the end of another day Chasing away the dreams of knights and things As the drop their magic and run away

The Inside
Sometimes I just step back amazed at what I am How can I be smiling? I want to cry - I am hurting inside Turmoil and pain doing a slow roll from heart to soul I want to yell and scream what I feel But instead I keep smiling And despise myself when the mask breaks I feel its not fair to others to burden them My problems are so petty compared to those of the world So I keep smiling, even in I'm dying inside

Qouting,i Maybe Right Or Wrong....
"Always remember...... Marriage & love is a daily commitment. You must choose to love your spouse everyday. You may wake up one day and not feel those lovey-dovey feelings, but you must choose to love that person anyway. It’s part of the vows you made to one another. That’s the secret to a lasting marriage. Respect one another & support one another. In marriage, commitment is the engine and emotions are the caboose. Never drive your train with the caboose." "It's the little things like holding hands and longing stares that means the world to me and I don't want to share them with anyone but you for the rest of my life." "Perhaps you'd be a bit surprised how often, if you knew, a joke, a song, a memory will make me think of you." "Love that we can not have is the one that lasts the longest, hurts the deepest and feels the strongest." "Love is always open arms. With arms open you allow love to come and go as it wills, freely, for

Slipping Behind A Cloud
Seduced by its brilliance Surrender my being to The pity of the sun Where it bakes my Bareness in assuasive heat Scorching hands of light Were to be yours Now slipping behind a cloud A breeze scours my Skin Your breath Chilling each glistening Pore As did our final words

Just Talking
well, this is my first blog here so i dont know if anyone is going to read it. if you do cool let me know what you think and if not thats cool too. i guess i am just writing cause it seems to be the only thing that i can do right now. i am just fed up with all the bullshit that is going on in my life and i dont really know how to handle it. right now i am single and i fucking hate it. it seems like everytime i think i have met a nice guy it turns out to be a bunch of bullshit. what happen to all the nice guys? the ones with manners. the ones that you arent afraid to take them to a nice resturant cause you know that they know the proper etiquette. what happen to the guys who took you out on a real date. damn that shit must not be real. dont get me wrong women are like that too. the ones who are just in it for the money. the ones that want you to treat them like a queen yet they cant even hold an intellectual converstaion with you. what is going on with thw world today. i mean i am an in

Pray!!
When you pray, pray like this. Our Father Who art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done. On earth as it is in heaven. Give us our day our daily bread. Forgive our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us. Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from all evil. For Thine is the Kingdom and the Honor and Glory forever and ever Amen

Beleive Me
Believe me, if all those endearing young charms, Which I gaze on so fondly today, Were to change by tomorrow, and fleet in my arms, Like fairy-gifts fading away, Thou wouldst still be adored, as this moment thou art, Let thy loveliness fade as it will, And around the dear ruin each wish of my heart Would entwine itself verdantly still. It is not while beauty and youth are thine own, And thy cheeks unprofaned by a tear That the fervor and faith of a soul can be known, To which time will but make thee more dear; No, the heart that has truly loved never forgets, But as truly loves on to the close, As the sunflower turns on her god, when he sets, The same look which she turned when he rose.

Inside You I'm Home
I close my eyes And imagine you there Beside me Behind me Everywhere I touch the darkness And what do I see Your eyes Your soul My fantasy I press my lips Into the air And see your face And find you there I wrap myself Around your mind And touch you where No one can find Inside the night I wait for you Inside the dark I crave for you And now you know Why I am here There is nothing For you to fear I hold you close In every dream Inside Outside Between each scream With each night You spend alone I'm closer Stronger Till inside you I am home

Damn,i Lay Trembling
It's darkness now I still feel the urgency Of our dark intimacy My body tremors Each time I re-live the moment The darkness was most alluring As I moved to the sound of your voice Your silent thoughts I heard Your naked passion I felt Your sex, I almost tasted I lost control and surrendered Leading you into my tempting darkness Which opened up the most intimate part of me I heard your inhibitions escape As a carnal hunger was released In the instant that we came together I knew there would be no turning back And I wondered how it could be That two faceless lovers Could share such an intimate closeness Without ever touching Without ever seeing Without ever knowing Afterwards I lay trembling As the ecstasy dripped off my skin

Needs,wantings,and Waiting
I touch myself Dreaming how it could be Having a lover to please me Wanting that strong body Against my sultry skin I imagine you there Luring me into your darkness My step is unsteady As I fall into your arms When our eyes meet Everything is understood The need The passion The flames When our lips touch Our kisses burn As your hands find all my secret places Bringing this body back to life Awakening feelings Making me feel alive again Making me feel sexy again I close my eyes And get lost in this dream of you Helping me reach ecstasy But still unfulfilled Still Empty Still needing Still wanting And forever waiting

The Ho..ho..blondie
I was on my way to my sisters place in south Texas, for a little two week vacation. I am recently divorced with 3 kids and it was my ex-husbands two week visitation time and I needed a break from all the stress I had been under lately. I had a long drive ahead of me and I always drive at night, less traffic, and guess what. The mini-van breaks down about an hour into the drive. No warning, just dead. I am in the middle of nowhere and going to have to walk. I had no hope of catching a ride because most women don't pick up hitchhikers and I am a big girl, literally, so most men wont even give me a second glance. About 15 minutes into my little stroll, a big black hummer pulled up. A good looking guy asked if I needed any help. I said my van broke down a little ways back and he said he saw it. He told me to get and he would take me to a phone. OK should I? I mean a girl alone with this buff dude, sure what does someone like me have to be worried about anyway. So I climbed on in. I loo

Every Woman Should Know
Every Woman Should Know A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... A set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and A black lace bra. A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... One friend who Always makes her Laugh... And one Who lets her cry... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... A good piece of furniture not previously owned by Anyone else in her family... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE Eight matching plates, Wine glasses with stems, And a recipe for a meal that will Make her guests feel honored. A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... A feeling of control over Her destiny... A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE... An airline ticket home, and never have to use it... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... How to fall in love Without losing herself... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... HOW TO QUIT A JOB BREAK UP WITH A LOVER AND CONFRONT A FRIEND WITHOUT RUINING THE FRIENDSHIP... EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... When to try harder ... and WHEN TO WALK AWAY.

Thank You Destiny
We came together just by chance. Could it be destiny? We weren't ready for this romance. Why now destiny? Who is this person they call "Fate"? Can he be knocking at our door? Sometimes he brings love. Sometimes it is hate. He gets the blame whatever the score. Are you one and the same? Upsetting our lives whatever your name. If you are destiny or if you are fate. You can leave now before it's to late. Goodbye destiny. He just won't leave. What can we say? He says not to tempt him. So, get out of his way. If he says it is so, then it is meant to be. Me with you and you with me. Thank you destiny.

As The Beauty Of The Rose
When wrapped in the light of the golden sun. The rose opens its petals with love. To drink in the warmth and care that God has given. Starting as a young bud it grows into the beauty of the rose Rejoicing in the life it is living. Love is as the rose It begins as a smile, a look, or a gentle hello. When nourished with the warmth of the heart It grows into the beauty of the rose. Yet as the rose, If your love is not nourished with warmth and care, The petals will fall, the beauty will fade Your love will no longer be there. Thus, take your love and embrace it with your heart. Giving as only you can It will renew in its beauty as when love first began. Growing in the warmth of your heart as graciously as God has chose. Showing its tenderness to the world, as does the beauty of the rose.

Isolated
It was a cold winter’s dawn and his shirt was torn, As he staggered upon the beach. Still thinking of what could have been, Only to be isolated within his own dream. He gazed at the sand to see an imprinted hand, Soon to be washed away by the sea. He began to pray why was she taken away, As tears ran down his face. The pain he feels will never heal, for he knows it’s all too real. Replays of time still repeat in his mind. Another love? No, he will never find. Disillusioned by drink he begins to think, Is that her standing upon the shore? He drops to his knees as chest becomes sore, His love to see once more. The weather soon changed and it began to rain, He grabbed his heart as it started to drain. The pain had gone and the sun shone, marking the light of day. He looked down to the sand in complete dismay, As he saw that's where he lay. There two paths crossed, for years they were lost. Happy again, together they could b

My Whispers
Hear my whisper Quietly In your ear Know my love Is always there Feel my lips Upon your cheek Lightly brushing across Kissing lightly Filled of love Taste my taste From your tongue As passion soars From each of us Soft caress Of my touch Deep embrace Of your love Forever deep Completed Happy Joy of the moon Swaying slowly Holding tight Together and forever Will we be through life Both of us Lost in each others eyes Feel me deeply Deeply inside Hearts combine Beat now as one Distance will never change The rarety of our love Forever feel me Feel me there My love for you Is yours forever my dear Hear my whispers Hear them say I love you darling Forever and a day This love you feel Will never fade

Like This....beautifull
If someone will ask me how beautiful love is... Standing firmly, before a crowd and God above, I will lean on your shoulder and tell them, "like this!" Gone are those days drowned of doubts and uncertainties I'll not fail to answer this covenant dreamed of If someone will ask me how beautiful love is... I'm not threatened, I'm free of insecurities With you, it's like flying on the wings of a dove I will lean on your shoulder and tell them, "like this!" To savor your scent, I will swim your deepest seas In proclaiming this love from far edge of the globe If someone will ask me how beautiful love is... Illusions of visions in multi-colored streams My eyes can't disguise, I will shout the world this love I will lean on your shoulder and tell them, "like this!" Mending spaces in between, I'll hold onto dreams Imagining you're near...in these poems I wove If someone will ask me how beautiful love is... I will lean on your shoulder and tell them, "like this!"

Finnally A Bulletin Wortth Reading.......(repost)
finally a bulletin worth reading.................................... (repost) ONE If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" "sexy bitch" "aren't i hot" doesn't convince anyone. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special Olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Making 20 bulletins a day about how you hate other people b/c you are not on in the TOP 10. who really cares, i mean get over it! SIX Who really gives a crap if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don't send me anot

Whats A Juggalo You Ask?
What is a Juggalo you ask? It's not an easy thing to describe, at all.. In fact, it's almost impossible to put in words, but I'm gonna do my best. The reason it's so hard is being a Juggalo means something different to everyone.. So this is my opinion on the word, if yours differs, more power to you. Many people believe that being a Juggalo is simply listening to Psychopathic Records music (For those who don't know, Psychopathic is the record label that puts out the music of Insane Clown Posse, Twiztid, Blaze Ya Dead Homie, etc.). This is not true. To be a Juggalo is to be part of a family.. I'm not talking about your Moms and Dads, I'm talking about a huge, worldwide family. With millions of members. The basic creed of the Juggalo is to look out for other family.. Juggalos, as a general rule, are not accepted by the greater part of society, as it is.. We're different, for lack of a better word to describe it. But as long as Juggalos stick together, we're unstoppable. The fam

Another Old One
The Holes Bottom Some times I wonder at the depth I had sunk some times I think it would be better to be drunk some times I feel all the hurt so damn deep some times I just want to fall down and weep some times I want to scream out in my pain some times I watch my dreams go down the drain some times I see the things I held to me so dear some times I wish just to give up the sweet fear some times I wonder do we really have a soul some times I feel so damn lost in this hole some times I pray for my life just to be at a end some times I get hope from the kindness of a friend some times I see that things could be much worse some times I see that it is all not a curse some times I find that I have something in life to give some times I find a new reason just to live some times I talk with the spirit who dwells inside me deep some times I find I have sown a greater harvest to reap some times I laugh and find a joy that makes me whole some times I see t

About Me
1. would you undress me slowly making me tingle with every touch? 2. would you go down on me till i screamed with pleasure? 3. would you let me lick your ear and kiss your neck? 4. would you start slow and easy but then go fast and hard if i asked you to? 5. if i asked you to put me up against a wall and fuck the shit out of me would you? 6. would you let me cum all over you and then take a shower with me? 7. would you repost this and tell me what you would want to do to me?

Squashing Dumb Rumours Coming Form Ellison
Straight from me on WHY I left Ellison. I did not leave Ellison because I'm pregnant or bcause my friends wwent there or any of that bullshit!!! I'm at pathways because I am behind on credits I ad 10 1/2 credits at the end of last year! now I have 14 1/2 and need two and a half more to be classified as a senior (17) .. Don't sit up here and try and say why i left! dont say you know my business cause chances are you really don't know shit!! I dont care that you think I shouldve stayed at Ellison! I did what I knew I needed to do graduate! that meant going to pathways so yeah I'm happy i left bceause for the first time in a long time i have damn near staright a's. So fuck all of you who I COULDN'T and CAN'T do it in your fucking face ! This is my statement ! I am doing what I need to do FUCK ALL OF YOU WHO ARE GOING TO DIS ME AND TALK SHIT BECAUSE I WENT ABOUT GETTING MY EDUCATION A DIFFERENT WAY!! YEAH THATS WHAT I TOLD YOU NOT SOME STUPID PERSON WHO THINKS THEY KNOW ME BECAUSE THEY REA

Ever Had An Itch You Just Couldn't Satisfy? Maybe You'll Relate To This Poem.
An itch to be scratched - A lust unmatched - An empty bed - "Let's go!" she said. And on the summer's afternoon we loved until we saw the moon. Exhausted, laying there exposed upon my belly, I proposed she scratch my back to top it off - and soon she did, so soft, so soft. Nails as sharp as 'Wiltshires' creep like slugs upon a compost heap across my sweaty skin until I feel an itch she can't quite kill. "Just up a bit." She hears me say. "Down a bit...the other way. Up a tad. You've gone askew. Slide across a touch or two. A little harder. Damn it! Swat it! Keep going, yes, you've almost got it. Listen woman, can't you tell. You're nowhere near it. Bloody Hell!” I fling my body in the air and land atop the carpet bare Grinding hard upon my back searching for a pointy tac to give me what I really need - a decent scratch that makes me bleed Bewildered, she is staring down, as losing it, I go to town. Raising up my back, I arch it, slamming hard do

Forbidden
In a world of fantasy, forbidden acts and pleasures an over population of deprived beings are wandering around seeking.... Seeking to be someone they repress because society says so, principles they were raised with says so, and maybe even a slight pinch of guilt speaks as well. The entrance to this world elusive, and tempting and invites all those who come to it, whether they walk right up to the door, or hesitantly inch their way. Once you are in, your in....and like a coven, a gang... leaving is really not an option. You may see illusions of a exit, but it will only lead you deeper in to the abyss. Allowing you to experience everything you ever dreamed of and all the while imprinting its DNA on yours. While some are willing to oblige, others aren't willing to abdicate themselves thoroughly, so they struggle. They struggle the worst kind of struggle, with in. Some build their determination to adjourn based on what they belive they should do, but even when they accomplish their goa

Writers Block
Blocked, can't go any futher, lost for words, sentences doesn't make sense. Formatt is immature, amature, not as good as it can get or should be for public reading at all. Frustration, impatient, I'm done. Second thoughts, third thoughts, and back to the beginning. Desire for approval leading to anxiety, forgetting your thoughts and mis-spelling words. Errors, typagraphical, puncuation and more. Nothing is working for you nothing at all. Ideas, bright one dull ones and even the irrelavant ones. Free writing, journal writing, diary writing to make it work, yet your stuck right where the cursor blinks. It taunts you, laughs at you all while it waits. Come on it screams at you, frightening you, making you nervous, confusing you. I need a break, maybe some coffee to give me a jolt...but nothing. No jolt, no idea, not any new ones at least. Dam this writers block I'm never going to finish. Does this sound like you, well if so do we have a solution....all you have to do is pay 16 easy pa

A Rhythm In The Night
Evoke the evening's tempo candlelight for the soul shadows us not the storm now whispers willingly and brings song in approaching dreams Emerge from hazy doubt as is a day's instinctive nature revealing rewards unknown at an instance watching as uncertainty transforms Embrace all honesty lifting yourself into the moment when desire clatters to be noticed a timely portrayal indeed Enlivening quiet mysteries around an intoxicating dance of dreams ultimately bestowing rest for the spirit and creating a rhythm in the night

Mystic Night
Evening falls across the land, I stand and wait for you. I lookout of the window, from with in my lovers room. The evening mist fills the air, its coolness kisses my skin. I long to be with in his arms, to lay with him again. His scent it fills the room I'm in , and carries me away. The memories that I've shared with him are cherished everyday. The gentle touch that caresses my skin, The lips that touch my heart. His gaze that looks with in my soul That says we'll never part.

Herewith I Am Just Sending The Information On The Awareness On Your Blood Pressure Status, Which Is Self Explanatory.
Human Blood Pressure Range Diagram The 1st Number: Systolic pressure is the pressure generated when the heart contracts . The 2nd Number: Diastolic pressure is the blood pressure when the heart is relaxed. What is Normal Blood Pressure ? Buy and use a blood pressure monitor. Compare your BP reading with the numbers on the chart above. Draw a line from your systolic pressure to your diastolic pressure. Is the slope of the line about the same as shown on the chart? Where do YOU fit in? What are your risk factors? Are your blood pressure readings within the normal blood pressure range?Should you take anti-hypertension medication to lower your blood pressure? Normal human daily Blood Pressure Range can vary widely, so any single blood pressure monitor reading is not reliable. BP monitor readings must be taken at different times of day, to determine AVERAGE blood pressure over time. What is important is your AVERAGE BP, or MAP (Mean Arterial Pressure) over time. Or, w

A Small Truth To Make Life 100%
A small truth to make life 100% IF A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Is equal to 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 Hard Work H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11= 98% Knowledge K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5= 96% Love L+O+V+E 12+15+22+5=54% Luck L+U+C+K 12+21+3+11=47% ( ??Don't most of us think this is the most important ) ? Then What Makes 100% Is it Money? … NO!!! M+O+N+E+Y 13+15+14+5+25= 72% Leadership? … NO !!! L+E+A+D+E+R+S+H+I+P 12+5+1+4+5+18+19+9+16=89% Every problem has a solution, only if we perhaps change our attitude. To go to top, to that 100%, what we really need to go further … a bit more … ATTITUDE A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100% It is OUR ATTITUDE towards Life and Work that makes our life 100% !!! ATTITUDE IS EVERYTHING Change Your Attitude … And You Change Your Life !!! Now that you know the answer … ??WHAT

God And Me
knelt to pray but not for long, I had too much to do. I had to hurry and get to work For bills would soon be due. So I knelt and said a hurried prayer, And jumped up off my knees. My duty toward god was now done My soul could rest at ease. All day long I had no time To spread a word of cheer. No time to speak of God to friends, They'd laugh at me I'd fear. No time, no time, too much to do, That was my constant cry, No time to give to souls in need But at last the time the time to die. I went before the Lord, I came, I stood with downcast eyes. For in his hands God held a book; It was the book of life. God looked into his book and said "Your name I cannot find. I once was going to write it down... But never found the time"

Thought Of Friendship And Quotes
A friend is like a flower, a rose to be exact, Or maybe like a brand new gate that never comes unlatched. A friend is like an owl, both beautiful and wise. Or perhaps a friend is like a ghost, whose spirit never dies. A friend is like a heart that goes strong until the end. Where would we be in this world if we didn't have a friend. Forever Friends you'r my friend and that is true, but the gift was given from me to you. we went thru moments that were good and bad, even moments that were happy and sad. you suported me when i was in tears, we stuck together when we were in fear, its really sad that it had to be this way, but it has reached its very last day. miles away cant keep us apart, 'cause you'll always be in my heart. Make new friends But keep the old One is sliver and the other gold ! DEAR FRIENDS ARE HARD TO FIND DEAR FRIENDS BRING PEACE OF MIND

A New Day Unfold
Threading the wisdom With a stronger twine I covered my heart With the brighter shine Shimmering magically By threads so bright Its a thankful heart Glowing love and light My heart woven design Adorned with desire A glow shone within Uplifting myself higher To the morning sunrise I opened the gates A new day unfolds An inner glow radiates "I don't regret anything from my past, no matter how bad it seems in hindsight, because every little step I took was leading me right to you."

Pure, Carnal Love
My darling, sweet wife Nothing compares to loving someone as I love you. You are my harbor and my shelter, and to rediscover the joy of life with each kiss we exchange and every caress you give me is the biggest motif of joy a man can have. Nothing compares to loving someone like you. Someone who protects me with the care a mother would devote to a son and gives herself to me totally, in a way only known to those who give themselves to the ones they truly love. You don’t know how good it makes me feel when your skin rubs against mine, how the touch of your hand and lips around my shoulders and chest really turns me on. You can’t imagine what I feel when I see your eyes barely shut and the expression in your face when you’re enjoying yourself. And than I remember your angel face among other people in the street, every day; who could imagine what a wonderful and complete woman you truly are? Who could imagine you’re capable of producing sensations so carnally human, when your face

Ha Ha Ha
WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH? My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has been completed. Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete. This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now to begin the reckoning. Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there. The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening. Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on Lis

This Is Me...
This is me, if ya dont like it, then dont talk to me, hell ill still sleep well at night. Hi all, hope everything is ok with you. i am here to tell you about me, some of you allready know enough about me but hey what the hell you might learn something new. I have few friends but the ones i do have i hold close to my heart. i have aquaintences and of course people that i know to speak to but they are not in my heart nor would i want them to be. Right, i am 5ft 2in Brown shoulder legnth hair, brown eyes and have a fuller figure size 14 to 16 but more the 16 size lol and ive now joined a gym. i am a happy person but i tend to be very paranoid and let things get to me, i wish i was chilled out. i am happy when my friends and family are happy. I have a sister named Yvonne who lives down the road from me, dont see her much though. A brother who i hate and wish all the hate for him, he lives in Wales, and Wales can keep him. i lost my mum to cancer 4 years ago, (time flies)

My Dad.......rip
Dad. Words are few, thoughts are deep memories of you we will keep In tears we saw you suffer we watched you fade away our hearts were almost broken you fought so hard to stay But when we saw you sleeping so peaceful free from pain we could not wish you back to suffer once again We sat beside your bedside our hearts were crushed and sore we did our duty till the end till we could do no more Your presence we miss your memory we treasure loving you always forgetting you never Sad are the hearts that love you silently tears will fall living our lives without you is the saddest part of all Our family chain is broken nothing feels the same but as god takes us one by one our chain will link again. In loving memory of Keith Haywood 1929 - 2005

Cancer Stole My Family
DAD I MISS YOU! WELL WHAT CAN I SAY!!!! ITS BEEN NINE MONTHS NOW SINCE I LOST YOU THE PAIN IS STILL RAW INSIDE I WILL NEVER FORGET YOU MY TEARS I WONT EVER HIDE. I SUPPOSE YOU GOT LONELY MISSING MUM AS MUCH AS YOU DID BUT YOUR IN HER ARMS NOW DAD ALL THE PAIN YOU ARE RID IF I COULD OF SUFFERED FOR YOU I WOULD OF TAKEN THAT STEP YOU KNOW JUST TO GIVE YOU THE LIFE YOU DESERVED BUT IN YOUR HEART I THINK YOU WAS HAPPY TO GO. FREE FROM THIS GOD FORSAKING HOLE THEY CALL LIFE FREE FROM ALL PAIN, SUFFERING AND WOE'S NO MORE TROUBLES TO HINDER YOU FREE FROM ALL AS IT GOES I MISS YOU TERRIBLY ALL THE KIDS TOO ILL HOLD YOU CLOSE TO MY HEART ILL MAKE SURE THEY DONT FORGET YOU. RIP DAD, MISSING YOU EVERY DAY XXX

M I L F Www.milfmyspace.com
Here is a what the word MILF means if you dont know WHAT DOES MILF MEAN MILF or M.I.L.F. means any one of the the following phrases, each of which imply the same thing. "Moms I'd like to fuck", "Moms I'd love to fuck", "Mothers I'd love to fuck" or "Mothers I'd like to fuck". It's hard to say where this phrase started although some people attribute it to the movie "American Pie". Regardless, it usually refers to ones adolescent fantasy of fucking your best friends mom because she was so hot. As such, that would imply that a MILF would typically be a hot mature woman in their mid 30s to 40s. Www.MilfMySpace.Com

Just Lonely
LONELINESS It's like walking a silent street alone sitting home at night by a silent phone watching a movie with no one there making a gourmet dinner with none to share being at the game and sitting with no one watching television with nothing worth seeing on without someone with which to share nothing worth having for which to care it is the times that are spent with the ones who matter that make our lives a joy that nothing can shatter By R Thomas Dinsmore

And A Lonely Song Too !
Lonely is the toughest thing to do Lonely is the toughest thing to do And just sit around this place missing you I wish we had back that day When we threw every thing away Cause lonely is the toughest thing to do I think about a time when we were young and free My ache grows thinking how you looked at me And we walked around both hand in hand Your were my woman I was your man Now lonely is the toughest thing to do Some days I lay awake in bed and shedding tears Feeling time pass slower than the passing years I think of vows that we did say And how I felt upon that day Knowing lonely is the toughest thing to do In a perfect world you would not have told me to go And I would have done all that did not then know But you went and found someone new All I’m left is missing you Dear god lonely is the toughest thing to do Lonely is the toughest thing to do Now you have your perfect life with him too Do what it take to make love grow Take it from a man wh

13 Things About You
13 Things About You 1. Someone in this world Loves you , in some way. 2. A smile from you, can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 3. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 4. You mean the world to someone. 5. Without you, someone may not be living. 6. You are special and unique, in your own way. 7. Someone that you don't know even exists, loves you. 8. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 9. When you think the world has turned it's back on you, take a look, you most likely turned your back on the world. 10. When you think you have no chance at getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, you probably sooner or later will get it. 11. Always remember complements you received, forget about the rude remarks. 12. Always tell someone how you feel about them, you will feel much better when they know. 13. If you have a great

The Hole
The Holes Bottom Some times I wonder at the depth I had sunk some times I think it would be better to be drunk some times I feel all the hurt so damn deep some times I just want to fall down and weep some times I want to scream out in my pain some times I watch my dreams go down the drain some times I see the things I held to me so dear some times I wish just to give up the sweet fear some times I wonder do we really have a soul some times I feel so damn lost in this hole some times I pray for my life just to be at a end some times I get hope from the kindness of a friend some times I see that things could be much worse some times I see that it is all not a curse some times I find that I have something in life to give some times I find a new reason just to live some times I talk with the spirit who dwells inside me deep some times I find I have sown a greater harvest to reap some times I laugh and find a joy that makes me whole some times I see t

Media And Their Lies
Media and their Lies The white American is no longer able to think for themselves. With the Jewish media spreading lies about our race, there is no way we are able to learn the truth from readily available texts and television programs. And what’s worse it that a majority of the whites in this country don’t care to be educated on the atrocities which are committed against them everyday, just so long as their refrigerators are full and their televisions have numerous channels they dare not speak out. It is apparent that the whites in America have no real desire to change what is wrong, in fact there are more and more whites out there joining the ranks of the mestezos and Jewish brainwashers. The Jewish media has a strangle hold on our people and every time one speaks out laws are instated and slander is placed upon those who dare question the Jewish law machines. The majority of the white American population has given up all hope in returning themselves to the once glorious and

Glorious America
Glorious America America is far from its once glorious past, it used to be that we were a well respected and feared country that no one dared cross. But today we have been over run by laws protecting those who will not and do not add anything to the country that they immigrate to. Worse yet is the fact that the government that is set up to protect its citizens is now turning into a government that protects anyone who just so happens to find their way on our side of the border. Every night thousands of Latinos cross over our borders, and while the people who are legal citizens are screaming to toughen the borders, the government tells them to stick it where the son don't shine and grants them immunity. It saddens me to think that money which should be spent on those who have migrated here the legal way is in turn being spent on those who feel that it is their god given right to come to our country illegally, receive immunity, not have to pay taxes and be able to collect Social Se

Alone In The Dark
Please help me get out of this cold dark place. The silence slowly slips me into madness. I need someone to embrace me and make me feel wanted. I am imprisoned in this cone of silence which you can fall forever it seems. It is quiet enough to hear my heart pulsate with life. As my heart beats into the space of nothingness, a tears falls for each guilt that I feel, it eats away at my soul. To be kept in the dark hurts knowing you can't do a damn thing about it. To be stuck in such a place means to me that I am alone.

"fundamental Moments"
"fundamental moments" ------------------------------- -Detached within my mind, I leave the complexities to dissipate. Breathing life in with full force, Exhaling the crossed, Wiping clean an old tainted slate. Eligible to take the whole world, Automatically compelled to notify ambitions. My moments are of frail tidings, Personally struggling to originate, Building walls of this infinite damnation. Bland are but the least, When fabricating this reality, Creating a hole of peculiar aspirations. A faintly registered reality, Shining through eclectic confrontations, Illuminating my desiring heart. Interrogating this superficial cry, Putting forth the entity of decimating truth, Relating to all the credulous intimidations. Inverted momentum breaks stride, Causing the hault of in depth revelations, And crowding a mindful dispense. Brewing lustful loads of comfort, Breaking my mold of self control, Leaving a tired soul to a magnitude

"coincidental Meetings"
...sometimes you meet people in the best of ways. By saying that I mean that you'll meet this person and get the best advice and knowledge from them even when you weren't seeking anything at all. I falls into your lap so to speak.... "Coincidental meetings" ----------------------------------- -This evening blasting, With this most intelligent rhapsody. Words blazing out upon the crowd, Decent and proper to the vicinity. A little faith in the air, Being absorbed through osmosis. Taking heed to this intellectuality, Accepting this worded diagnosis. I close my eyes, But begin to see. Through the back of my lids, Lights shimmering, Retinas dilating, The music connects to me. Riding these siesmic waves, To this mental freedom, I release... ...I release my self.... Becoming conscience of my surroundings, My eyes crack open. People dancing, Pupils correcting to adjust, The blurr surrounds me. ...Taking this passion to heart, Th

"lonely Star"
"Lonely star" ---------------------- -Staring down Casting shadows Upon your skin Reflecting Refracting The contour of your face Calling this attention Staring upon this This backdrop of infinite silk A Gem splattered hallucination Created by something unknown Trusting this creation As it shines down up thee Mercifully Carefully Never to dull your shine Catching the corner of your eyes Captured through this moment It shines upon your breast Tracing your elegance Showing beauty to the world This light pampered By your image It admires throughout the night Forever capturing On to its cameras of time Your timeless art of Youth and pure intensity

*******the Top Ten Men!!********
1. The Doctor because he says,"Take off your clothes" 2. The Dentist because he says,"Open Wide" 3. The hairdresser because he says,"Do you want it teased or blown" 4. The Milkman because he says,"Do you want it in front or in back?" 5. The Interior Decorator because he says,"Once you have it all in, you'll love it." 6. The Banker because he says,"If you take it out to soon, you'll lose interest" 7. The Police Officer because he says,"Spread 'em" 8. The Mailman because he always delivers his package. 9. The Pilot because he takes off fast and then slows down. 10. The Hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice

The Candidate
“........and it my opponent wants to run on a platform of higher taxes, then the voters will have will have a clear choice in who they wish to represent them in Washington, because as you all know, I am categorically opposed to increasing the tax burden on the American people!!!” “Now, if you’ll all excuse me, it’s very late and I have an early morning flight to catch,” and so with a nod of her head, U.S. senate candidate Emily Howard stepped on to the elevator with her body guard and pushed the button for the twenty seventh floor! Slumping against the wall, Emily sighed tiredly and asked, “Well, Tommy, how do you think we did today?!?” “You were at the top of your game, ma’am,” he replied, “I think you gained a lot of support!!!” She smile wanly, and as she exited the elevator and waited while Tommy unlocked her door to her suite and checking to make sure that no one was hiding inside! “It’s okay, ma’am,” he told her after checking the bath room and closets, “all clear, you lock up b

For A Friend
This is for a friend..that I know on Cherry Tap and out of CT...and Iam sorry..I know Sorry isnt enough and that your prolly not going to forgive me and to tell the truth you shouldnt but Iam just saying sorry and I miss you,and I never ment to hurt you,make you mad or anything! -~*My Best Friends*~- With you, it's all about voiceless communication- always knowing exactly what to say, but never actually having to say it. When no one seems to be listening, you hear. When I hurt but don't show it, you know. When I turn away to hide my tears, you see. When I feel like I can't get through to anyone, you understand. Your eyes glow just for me, and I know you're proud. You flash your magical, healing smile my way, and I know everything will be all right. You know everything there is to know about me. You know what worries me, what keeps me up at night, and what shames me so badly that I can't share it with anyone. Most importantly, though, none of th

Put A Stop To These Pranksters !
Warning: Look at the gas pump handle BEFORE you pump your gas. Please read and forward to anyone you know who drives a car. My name is Captain Abraham Sands of the Jacksonville, Florida Police Department. I have been asked by state and local authorities to write this email in order to get the word out to car drivers of a very dangerous prank that is occurring in numerous states. Some person or persons have been affixing hypodermic needles to the underside of gas pump handles! These needles appear to be infected with HIV positive blood. Everybody take time out and post this twice a day for at least 1 month !

Sex Facts
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. ============= 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. ============= 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. ============= 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! ============= 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. ============= 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called phe

30 Harsh Things A Woman Can Say To A Naked Man
30 Harsh Things a Woman Can Say to a Naked Man 1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahhh, it's cute. 3. Why don't we just cuddle? 4. You know, they have surgery to fix that. 5. Make it dance. 6. Can I paint a smiley face on it? 7. Wow, and your feet are so big. 8. It's OK, we'll work around it. 9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? 10. Oh no...a flash headache 11. (giggle and point) 12. Can I be honest with you? 13. How sweet , you brought incense. 14. This explains your car. 15., Maybe if we water it, it will grow. 16. Why is God punishing me? 17. At least this won't take long. 18. I never saw one like that before. 19. But it still works right? 20. It looks so unused. 21. Maybe it looks better in natural light. 22. why don't we skip right to the cigarettes? 23. Are you cold? 24. If you get me real drunk first. 25. Is that an optical illusion? 26. What is that? 27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents. 28. Does it come with an air pump? 29

Romantic Love Quotes
It is impossible to love and to be wise Let your mistress become accustomed to you and your curious ways, for the most potent thing in life is habit. Be with her on all occasions until you notice that she is used to you and needs your presence. Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward together in the same direction. --Antoine de Saint One must learn to love, and go through a good deal of suffering to get to it, like any knight of the grail, and the journey is always towards the other soul, not away from it....To love you have to learn to understand the other, more than she understands herself, and to submit to her understanding of you. It is damnably difficult and painful, but it is the only thing which endures. To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to finish without knowing what you have written Love moderately; long love doth so: Too swift arrives

When You Love Someone
When you are together with that special someone, you pretend to ignore that person. But when that special someone is not around, you might look around to find them. At that moment, you are in love. Although there is someone else who always makes you laugh, your eyes and attention might go only to that special someone. Then, you are in love. Although that special someone was supposed to have called you long back, to let you know of their safe arrival, your phone is quiet. You are desperately waiting for the call! At that moment, you are in love. If you are much more excited for one short e-mail fromthat special someone than other many long e-mails, you are in love. When you find yourself as one who cannot erase all the messages in your answering machine because of one message from that special someone, you are in love. When you get a couple of free movie tickets, you would not hesitate to think of that special someone. Then, you are in love. You keep telling

Hey !is It Love?
1. Are your palms sweaty, is your heart racing? and your voice caught within your chest? it isn't love, it's like. 2. You can't keep your hand off them, am I right? it isn't love, it's lust 3. Are you proud and eager to show them off? it isn't love, it's luck 4. Do you want them because you know they're there? it isn't love, it's loneliness 5. Are you there because it's what everyone wants? it isn't love, its loyalty 6. Do you stay for their confessions of love, because you don't want to hurt them? it isn't love, its pity 7. Are you there because they kissed you, or held your hand? it isn't love, it's lack of confidence 8. Do you belong to them because their sight makes your heart skip a beat? it isn't love, it's infatuation 9. Do you tell them that everyday they are the one you think of? it isn't love, it's a lie 10. Are you willing to give up all your favorite things for their sake? it isn't love, it's charity 11. Do you pardon their faults bec

A Driving Experience
Earlier tonight, i as stopped at a stop light, waiting to turn into my street. I noticed the rear view mirror in the car in front of me. There were eyes looking at me. it was a guy, couldn't tell what he looked like, but he had nice eyes. The light turned green. He didn't go anywhere. He was still in that mirror. I am not an impatient person so i waited instead of honking my horn. I noticed him snap out of it,giggle and cover his face right before he drove off. I thought it was kinda cute and I hope he was looking at me in a good way and not cuz I had something weird sticing out of my nose or something. Anywho, it made me laugh and i drove home. Little things amuse me.

The Animals Were Gone
The Animals Were Gone Woke up and for the first time the animals were gone It's left this house empty now, not sure if I belong Yesterday you asked me to write you a pleasant song I'll do my best now but you've been gone now for so long The window's open now and the winter settles in We'll call it Christmas when the adverts begin I love your depression and I love your double chin I love most everything you bring to this offering Oh I know that I've left you in places of despair Oh I know that I love you so please throw down your hair At night I dream without you And hope I don't wake up Cause waking up without you Is like drinking from an empty cup Woke up and for the first time the animals were gone Our clocks are ticking now so before our time is gone We can get a house and some boxes on the lawn We can make babies and accidental songs I know I've been a liar and I know I've been a fool I hope we didn't break it but I'm glad we broke

More Jokes
Two old ladies are standing at a bus station and one of them is smoking. Suddenly it starts raining so the smoking one takes out a condom from her purse, cuts the edge off and puts it over the cigarette. Her friend asks her: "What are you doing?!?" So she replies: "I don't want my cigarette to get wet so I covered it with a condom" So her friend asks: "What’s a condom? Where did you get it?" So she says: "At the pharmacy" So the next day her friend goes to the pharmacy and asks the clerk if she can get a condom. The clerk asks: "What size?" So she replies: "I dunno, one that will fit a camel" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this earsplitting yell." "My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is." "The problem," she complained, "is that it wakes me u

Almost Done
So I am almost done with Brookdale and then it is off to Georgian Court University for me for another two years to get my bachelor's degree. I just want to be done with school. But most of my friends who have graduated are telling me to stay in for as long as I can. I'm just glad that I am almost done

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This Is A Sexy Test....
This is the SEXY test. Post this and see who will fill this out. You may be surprised to see some of the answers. Mark the answer with an "X" who sent this to you? How old do I look? [ ] 11 [ ] 12 [ ] 13 [ ] 14 [ ] 15 [ ] 16 [ ] 17 [ ] 18 [ ] 19 [ ] 20 [ ] 21 How good do i look from 1-10 (1-ugly / 10-HoTT) [ ] 1 [ ] 2 [ ] 3 [ ] 4 [ ] 5 [ ] 6 [ ] 7 [ ] 8 [ ] 9 [ ] 10 Would you rather.. [ ] fuck me Or [ } Date me Would you rather be on top or bottom? [ ] Top [ ] Bottom Do I have pretty eyes? [ ] Yes [ ] No Do you like my body? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you be sad if I moved? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you come visit me? [ ] Yes [ ] No Am I.. [ ] Hott [ ] Beautiful [ ] Sexy [ ] Cute [ ] beastly mongrel Would you rather.. [ ] Makeout [ ] Cuddle [ ] Fuck [ ] Go out Do you want to go out with me? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you give me your number? [ ] Yes ()

What Would You Do , Pls Tell Me!
What Would You Do If? 1. I Was Right Next 2 You: 2. I Kissed You: 3. I Lived Next Door 2 You: 4. I Started Smoking: 5. I Said I Wanted To Fuck You: 6. I Was Hospitalized: 7. I Was Drunk: 8. I Licked You: 9. I Asked You To Leave: 10.I Asked You Out: What Do You Think About My? 12.Personality: 13. Eyes: 14 .Hair: 15.Body: Would You? 16.Be My Friend? 17. Keep A Secret If I Told You One? 18. Kiss Me? 19. Go On A Date With Me? 20. Keep In Touch? 21. Lick Me? 23.Date Me? 24.Have Sex With Me? Have You Ever? 25.Wanted To Make Me Feel Better? 26.Wanted To Kiss Me? 27.Wanted To Bite Me? 28.Kept Something Important From Me? 29.Wanted To Cuddle With Me? 30.Had A Dirty Dream Of Me? And More! 31.Who Are You? 32.Are We Friends? 33.When And How Did We Meet? 34.Describe Me In One Word: 35.What Was Your First Impression? 36.What Reminds You Of Me? 37.If You Could Give Me Anyth

- A Moonlight Kiss -
Baby, come around by midnight and kiss me under the moonlight Hold me in your arms so tight and say you’ll stay with me forever. Never leave me again, never. Touch me under my skin, please let me feel the warmth within. Kiss me here, there and everywhere. baby, just come around at midnight and kiss me under the moonlight.

"untainted Ambience"
"Untainted Ambience" -------------------- -Fumbling through emotions, With purity in mind. Sifting through congressional evolution, With intentions from your everlasting beat. Answering with honesty, Questions test your whole. Committment, Confidence, Solidity, Structured partly in your mind, Merely the words of embalming power. A glimpse of faithfulness, Renovating your inner being. A glimpse of rightousness, Testing all possibilities. Consistancy is all too inevitable, When coming from a deep, Staring gracefully into one anothers' eyes, Even while they sleep. Abuntantly premature at first glance, But with time..Confidence holds no questions. Gently posing for the resonance, A calming pretense saviors the moment. Catastophic chemical abundance floods the orphices, Flowing beyond mental expectations. Never allowing gracefullness to implode, Carefull of where you step. New beginnings, New futures, New complications, I

Wake Up My People
WAKE UP MY PEOPLE Wake up my people and join in the fight, Wake up my people and show the world who’s right Fight for who you are and never back down Wake up my people before we’re underground We must keep fighting for all that is white Wake up my people and join in the fight Separate but equal is how we must stand Take back the power that has overtaken our land Wake up my people and keep society white Wake up my people and join us in the fight We must keep fighting to keep a free white land We will never give up and you know this true Wake up my people and smash the god dam jew We will keep fighting just try and understand We are the people who brought about this land You may keep trying to keep us down Wake up my people and stand your ground We will not be moved from this once white land Wake up for white rights and take your stand We will not fail so long as we are here Wake up my people and face all fears We are the white men who will not be moved

December 26th
Oh Lord. I went ice skating today and trust me do not ever believe them people who r on da tv skating and making it look easy. that shit is not easy. I fell and busted ma ass a whole lotta times. I was like wat da hell goin on. lol. but it was fun nonetheless. I went with ma friend Tanisha, ma sis Kelsey, and ma friends brotha Talik. Yo we had fun but dam son. wen u hit dat ice it really hurt gotdammit. i should sue them people. if only they didnt have up a "SKATE AT YOUR OWN RISK" sign. lol. let me know wat yall think

A Trip ,memory
This is more romantic than anything but it’s a memory that I’ll always cherish and one of the most sensitized sexual experiences I’ve ever had. We were merely two people enjoying the wonders of being new lovers. We decide to cut through the soccer field to get to the other side of the park, the sky is an inky black and we’re using the pearlescent glow of the moon to guide us. I can tell that the grass is soft and I want to feel it underneath my feet, to be able to curl my toes into all that springy softness. I get up on my tippy toes to whisper my want in your ear and you laugh. I love hearing you laugh, it’s such a beautifully free sound that always makes my heart flutter. I slip my shoes off and giggle because the grass tickles my toes. I start to spin in wild, dizzying circles, enjoying the soft grass under my feet and the night air against my skin. It starts to rain and I stop spinning. I lift my head toward the sky, closing my eyes as the cool rain falls in whispering waves aga

Say It Right
in the day in the night say it all say it right you either got it or you don't you either stand or you fall when your will is broken when it slips from your hand when there's no time for joking there's a hole in the plan oh you don't mean nothing at all to me no you don't mean nothing at all to me do you got what it takes to set me free oh you could mean everything to me i can't say that i'm not lost and at fault i can't say that i don't love the light and the dark i can't say that i don't know that i am alive and all of what i feel i could show you tonite you tonite oh you don't mean nothing at all to me no you don't mean nothing at all to me do you got what it takes to set me free oh you could mean everything to me from my hands i could give you something that i made from my mouth i could sing you another brick that i laid from my body i could show you a place god knows you should know the space is holy do you really want to go? oh you don't

Broken
My heart is broken My heart is torn My heart is shattered The blood is pourn I wish you would of told me I wish you wouldn't of lied I wish you wouldn't of told me I was the apple of your eye Why is everything so hurtful Why can't I just be loved Why did you lie It hurts to bad to think of you I wish I could just sleep You were just like the others But you promised me that you weren't You promised me the world Yet youre to scared to come and see me...

Intensive Care For Hand & Feet
Hand And Feet Care Now that ladies have become more trendy, and like to experiment with skirts, and shorts, beautiful legs are about a must.Shapely and beautiful legs usually depend on the shape and length of the legs.The one test of beautifully shaped legs, is standing with feet together, and see if you can hold a coin, between your ankles, another between your calves, and another between your knees, all at the same time!Beautiful legs normally have a space between ankle and calves and between calves and knees, and a small space above the touching knees.But that does not automatically mean that just because your legs do not pass these tests, they are not attractive and well shaped.Many ladies think that their legs are too fat or too thin.Unfortunately, the actual shape of your legs cannot be easily changed.However, with exercise you can improve muscle tone, and make them look better. Lose fat by going on a sensible diet, by cutting down on potatoes, rice and adding up on ch

Slaughter-fly To The Angels
Pictures of you They're still on my mind You had the smile That could light up the world Now it rains It seems the sun never shines And I'll drive down This lonely lonely road Ooh I got this feelin' Girl, I gotta let you go 'Cause now you've got to fly Fly to the angels Heavens awaits your heart And flowers bloom in your name You've got to fly Fly to the angels All the stars in the night Shine in your name You know it hurts me Way deep inside When I turn and look And find that you're not there I try to convince myself That the pain, the pain It's still not gone.

The Shower
Erica and I had just gotten home from the club and were beat. Our Friday nights usually went on and on at the clubs. Most of the time spent dancing and drinking. Erica turned to me and said she was going to take a shower before we headed off to bed. I grinned inside, made up some lame line about being hungry, and was going to make something to eat. She nodded at me and stripped bare as she walked to the bathroom, tossing her clothes onto the floor. “Damn she’s got a hot body!” I thought to myself. I waited for a few minutes, to try and make her believe that I really was getting something to eat. I frequently hopped in the shower with her and she’s hardly ever surprised. I quietly stripped down in the kitchen and snuck into the bathroom. The tiny bathroom was filled with steam and the scent of her soap. I could feel myself grow hard as I crept up to the bathtub. I slowly pulled the shower curtain aside and there she was. Her back was to me, the water and soap blending and cascading down

I'm On The Lookout
Everybody knows who a Captain Save-A-Ho is. Well almost everyone. Seems guys know who they are but women rarely do. It's that big opportunistic douchebag who waits until you aren't happy about something and swoops in like a vulture to plant seeds of doubt in your head. He will say almost anything to turn you against your man and bring you to him. Typical BS like "I'd never hurt you" or "He sucks, I'd never do something like that" and so forth. I'm watching out for you Captain Save-A-Hos out there. I will point you out whenever I can. You are a vulture preying on weakened minds.

I Want You...
I am in lust. My mind will focus only on the possibility of you. My body no longer obeys my commands. It hungers for your teasing lips, for the touch of your fingers. The thought of your presence consumes me. I want you. I lay in bed, my eyes slowly tracing the lines of the curves on my body, my thoughts lost in images of our last encounter. In my mind's eye I feel your body pressed up against me, your arms wrapped around me, your breath on my neck. I want to lean against your body, your hands gently caressing my stomach and then my breasts. I want to run my fingers through your hair as I kiss you, lightly at first and then harder, deeper with every kiss. I want to swim in the sensuality of your presence, losing myself in every touch of your skin upon mine. I want to feel your lips upon my skin, delicately teasing me, making me want you all the more. I want you. I do not know how you do this to me. Maybe it is your hair, the angles of your face, or the smoothness

Breathe
I see nothing in your eyes And the more I see the less I like Is it over yet? In my head I know nothing of your kind And won't reveal your evil mind Is it over yet? I can't win So sacrifice yourself And let me have what's left I know that I can find The fire in your eyes I'm going all the way Get away please You take the breath right out of me And left a hole where my heart should be You gotta fight just to make it through 'Cause I will be the death of you This will be all over soon Pour the salt into the open wound Is it over yet? Let me in So sacrifice yourself And let me have what's left I know that I can find The fire in your eyes I'm going all the way Get away please You take the breath right out of me And left a hole where my heart should be You gotta fight just to make it through 'Cause I will be the death of you I'm waiting I'm fading Realize Stop hiding You take the breath right out of me And left a hole where my heart

Sexy Stranger In A Stoned State Of Mind...
i watch her from across the room with awe in my eyes as she moves around the room, talking to pretty much everybody near her. as she mingles, i sit there on the couch in a half stoned and half drunk state, and stare at her, thinking about all the naughty things i'd love to do to this girl. i start to think about how i don't even know her and why someone i don't even know is at my party, i ignore these thoughts and instead think about me spreading her legs and getting in-between them. i stare and stare and suddenly, she realizes that i'm staring, and walks over to me. a conversation and three or four drinks later, and we're back in my room, passing around the peace pipe. i watch stephanie's every move as we sit side-by-side on my bed, observing her sexyness as closely as possible. her low-cut and way-too-tight t-shirt is nice, but the cute black mini-skirt and black leather boots seal the deal for me. somehow, our conversation lands on sex and hilariously enough, the size of my penis

Night Flight
Although they had met many times, this time was a little different. Both had found a way to escape for a few days and not be bound by the usual curfews and confines their respective primary relationships demanded of them. They met as his “other hotel” – near LAX – and although she claimed to “hate surprises,” she showed up for this one nonetheless. He had asked her to pack for two days and oddly, to be certain to wear a skirt. She complied. After a brief interlude at the hotel – they could not meet like this and not get all hot and sweaty – Heaven forbid – they exited the room, headed down to the lobby and hopped on the shuttle to the airport. Although the hour was late – around 9 PM – her curiosity was piqued and she now wondered what lie ahead. She trusted him, no doubt but, this far surpassed any of his other “little surprises” – blanketing the bed with flowers and food, transforming the hotel room into a “construction site” complete with orange cones, movable barricades an

Cinderella-don't Know What You Got Till It's Gone Lyrics
I can't tell ya baby what went wrong I can't make youe feel what you felt So long ago, I'll let it show I can't give you back what's been hurt Heartaches come and go and all that's left are the words I can't let go If we take some time to think it over baby Take some time let me know If you really wanna go Don't know what you got till it's gone Don't know what it is I did so wrong Now I know what I got It's just this song And it ain't easy to get back Takes so long I can't feel the things that cause you pain I can't clear my heart of your love It falls like rain, ain't the same I hear you calling far away Tearing through my soul I just can't Take another day, Who's to blame If we take some time to think it over baby Take some time let me know If you really wanna go Don't know what you got till it's gone Don't know what it is I did so wrong Now I know what I got It's just this song And it ain't easy to get back Takes so long Do you wanna see me begg

Expressions For Women On High Stress Days
Expressions For Women On High Stress Days 1. Is it time for your medication or mine? 2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we? 3. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup. 4. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. 5. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert. 6. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong? 7. Allow me to introduce myselves. 8. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. 9. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2? 10. How do I set a laser printer to stun? 11. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one. 12. I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.

*kid Proverbs*
A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each kid in the class the first half of the proverb, and asked them to come up with the rest. Here is what the kids came up with: Better to be safe than....... Punch a 5th grader. Strike while the....... Bug is close It's always darkest before....... Daylight savings time Never underestimate the power of....... Termites You can lead a horse to water but ...........How? Don't bite the hand that....... Looks dirty No news is....... Impossible A miss is as good as a....... Mr You can't teach an old dog....... math If you lie down with dogs, you....... Will stink in the morning Love all, trust....... Me The pen is mightier than....... The pigs An idle mind is....... The best way to relax Where there is smoke, there's....... Pollution Happy is the bride who....... Gets all the presents A penny saved is....... Not much Two is company, three's....... The Musketee

Tiger Woods
A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin." The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age." The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy." "Oh yeah? Who was the guy?" "Tiger Woods." "Tiger Woods, the golfer?" "Yeah." "Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him." The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone. "What are you doing?" asks the wife. The husband says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat." "Tiger wouldn't do that." "Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?" "He'd come back to bed and do it a second time." The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time. When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. "Now what a

Little Johnny
Little Johnny loved playing games with his friends. One day Johnny runs as fast as he can inside to his mom, and asks "Mommy, Mommy can little girls get pregant?" His mom responded "No little girls can not get pregant." Little Johnny says "Now are you sure thet little hirls can't get pregant?" His Mommy again replies "No Johnny little girls CAN NOT get pregant." So after being told this little Johnny runs back outside, and His mom hears him yell to His friends, "Hey we can play that GAME again."

Nude Beach
Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes to play in the water. Shortly thereafter, the boy runs to his mother and says, "Mommy, I saw some ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!" The mother cleverly replies, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are!" With that, the little boy runs back into the water and continues to play. Several minutes later, though, the little boy runs back to his mother and says, "Mommy, I saw some men with dongs a lot bigger than Daddy's!" "The bigger they are, the dumber they are!" she replies. With that, the little boy runs back into the water and continues to play. Several minutes later, though, the little boy runs back to his mother and says, "Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and the more he talked, the dumber he got!"

Karen Lofrano Is A Whore
I grew up a good catholic girl, at 16 I gave my first hand job and I thought it was dirty. At my prom I gave a sort of blow job, but not really. I met the man I'd marry at 19 and lost my virginity at 21. We married when I was 24, I was very prudish. Missionary position only, no oral, no nothing. I caught him calling phone sex lines and porn that he had stashed in the garage. Our sex life was sad. On the morning May 5th 1997 he told me that he wanted a divorce and that he was leaving. I cried and was upset. I finally decided to go to a matinee movie, I don't even remember the name, I was in shock. The theater was empty and I sat toward the top. As the movie started an man in his 50s walked in and sat a few rows down. A strange urge came over me, I wanted to go over to him and do something wild. I wanted to get back at my ex, show him. I remember to this day, my breath was short, my nipples rock hard, and my pussy was so unbelievably wet. I finally got up the nerve to go over to him. He

In Your Arms
As I lie here alone in my bed, my mind turns to the moments you and I shared here only hours before. My pillows and sheets carry your scent and that of our love making and I long to have you here with me again. I am writing with the hope that I might miss you just a little bit less by sharing my thoughts with you. I long for the time when we may pass every night in each other's arms, when I will have you to myself, by my side, for as long as our love lasts. Do you know that for me every night with you is an adventure? You are my guide to all that is sensual and delicious, taking me down paths I had only dreamed about for all these years. I willingly follow you to new heights of enjoyment, knowing that there is always more to be discovered with each other and I long to find out what is around the next corner. It is as if time stands still as we explore the bond that touches and kisses can bring between a man and a woman who have found each other suddenly and given themselves up

The Dragonlady And The Cowboy
This guy Country is coming out of a bar late at night. He's not drunk, but he’s not sober, either. He's in a serious relationship, but things have been a little too quiet and boring lately, so he's looking for some fun. He noticed several possibilities in the bar tonight, but was not successful. After leaving the bar, he walks down the street toward the corner. There’s a black mustang parked a little ways ahead. Lounging against it is a woman that was in the bar earlier. Country has noticed her back in the bar, but it had appeared that she wanted to be alone, so he hadn’t approached her. Now, though, she seemed to be waiting for someone. Since he was feeling a bit lonely, he thought he’d try to talk to her. As he got closer, he couldn’t help but stare at her. She was dressed all in black leather. Tight leather pants that obviously had no room for panties under them. Black leather bra top that barely covered her nipples. She was obviously in good shape for her age, which he estimated ab

The Death & Return Of Superman
Doomsday! On the last page of several comics prior to Superman: the Man of Steel #18, a gloved fist was shown battering a steel wall, accompanied by the caption: "Doomsday is coming!". In that issue, Superman fights the Underworlders while a hulking figure in a green suit rampages through a pastoral field. This marks the first of seven issues in the Death of Superman story proper - it would continue through all four of the Superman books at that time, and one issue of Justice League America, before culminating in Superman #75. The Justice League (Guy Gardner, Blue Beetle, Booster Gold, Maxima, Fire, Ice, and Bloodwynd) respond to a call from a smashed big-rig outside of Bucyrus, Ohio, and follow the trail of destruction which leads them to a confrontation with an unknown creature that destroys Blue Beetle's aircraft. The League attempts to stop the monster, but it systematically takes the team apart, finishing by punching Booster Gold into the stratosphere. Booster Gold is caught

Justice Legions
The Justice Legions as depicted in the DC 1,000,000 event The Justice Legions There are apparently 26 Justice Legions. Those featured include: * Justice Legion A is based on the Justice League. See main article Justice Legion Alpha. * Justice Legion B is based on the Titans. Members include Nightwing (a batlike humanoid), Aqualad (a humanoid made from water), Troy (a younger version of Wonder Woman One Million), Arsenal (a robot) and Joto (killed in teleporter accident). * Justice Legion L is based on the Legion of Super-Heroes, and protects an artificially created planetary system (all that remains of the 30th century United Planets). Members include Cosmicbot (a cyborg based on magnetism, based on Cosmic Boy), Titangirl (the combined psychic energy of all Titanians, based on Saturn Girl), Implicit Girl (who contains the abilities of all Cargggites in her "third eye", very loosely based on Triad), Brainiac 815 (a disembodied intelligence, based on Brainiac 5 and

Kindgom Come Pt 1
Ten years prior to the start of the story, the Joker massacres the staff of the Daily Planet, killing (among others) Jimmy Olsen, Perry White and Lois Lane. As he arrives for his trial, he is killed by a new superhero named Magog. Magog is acquitted for his cold-blooded act and Superman is appalled by the public embracing a killer as a hero. Already disheartened at the death of Lois Lane, Kal-El abandons his life as Superman, retreating to his Fortress of Solitude where he will spend the next decade, failing to realize his importance as an constant inspiration/role model to other heroes. Other heroes, equally disturbed at the public's overwhelmingly positive reaction to Magog's actions, withdraw from the world at large, leaving a power vacuum that is soon filled by the new generation of "heroes" Magog represents. Without the moral compass provided by Superman and his generation, there is little or no distinction between 'heroes' and 'villains'. Metahumans battle openly in the street

The Jla Vs The Avengers
Krona, an exiled Oan villain from the DC Universe who has gained the powers of entropy, begins destroying entire universes in his obsession to find out how they are created. The Grandmaster, an alien from the Marvel Universe who is obsessed with games, offers to give Krona the knowledge he seeks but only if he can beat him in a game. The game consists of forcing the Avengers and the Justice League to battle each other in a race to find twelve items of incredible power that have been hidden around their worlds. With help from Metron of the DC Universe, the heroes are tricked into participating. Krona is given the side of the Avengers and Grandmaster is given the side of the JLA. When Batman and Captain America discover this, Captain America allows the game to end with a victory for the JLA, but Krona refuses to accept this and uses his powers to steal the knowledge directly from the Grandmaster's mind. In turn, the Grandmaster uses the power of the twelve artifacts to merge the two u

Jla/avengers Battles
The resulting confrontation causes the following battles: * Thor begins the battle by hurling Mjolnir at Superman. His mystical hammer connects, sending a bloodied Superman to the ground. * Batman faces Captain America. Using a series of feints and blocks, the two test each other to see what each is capable of. Batman announces that Captain America may be capable of defeating him, but that it would take him a long time to do it. The two heroes agree that something else must be going on, and they team up to investigate further. The remaining heroes don't seem to notice and continue to fight. * Wonder Woman takes out some familiar anger by defeating Hercules (Hercules "despoiled" Diana's mother, Hippolyta). * The flirtatious She-Hulk uses her muscle to gain the upper hand against Aquaman. * Superman and the Green Lantern encounter Warbird and Wonder Man. The exchange begins with the Green Lantern trapping Wonder Man in energy chains, while Warbird blasts Superm

Identity Crisis Major Charecters & Fallout
Major characters - Heroes * Green Arrow I - Much of the story is told from Oliver Queen's point of view. When Sue Dibny was raped on the Justice League Satellite, he voted against the alteration of Dr. Light's personality. * Elongated Man - In issue #1, Ralph Dibny is sent on a mystery by his wife, Sue, as part of a gift. He is the first hero to suspect Dr. Light in the murder of his wife. Ralph struggles to maintain a solid form while grieving Sue's death, and is shown in the final scene of the series "speaking" to his deceased wife. * Batman - The Justice League of America's most accomplished detective, Batman plays a major role in solving the mystery of Sue Dibny's murder and Jean Loring's "attempted murder." It is revealed in issue #6 that while he teleported off the satellite to deal with an emergency immediately following Sue's rape by Dr. Light, he returned as Zatanna was in the process of altering Dr. Light's personality. He attempted to stop her, but she u

" I Hate You" Part 2
I have been in the Darkness my whole life not understanding why I wasn't happy as a child everyday my heart hurts more then the day before because I now know your secret and it hurts me to know you would do this to us you said you loved her since the day you met her but saying it dnd doing it are not the same you day you love her then turn around and put your hands on her right in front of me and you don't expect me to hate you for it you're the reason why my heart aches you're the cause of my unhappiness and you're the reason why I hate you

2007 Avn Awards - And The Winners Are...
The AVN Awards were held at the Mandalay Bay events center in Las Vegas over the weekend, and the list of winners is in. Here's a few of them: Corruption - a gritty, intense drama with plot and character as well as sex, from Sex Z Pictures, a studio that three years ago didn’t exist, came up seven times a winner. Jules Jordan - Jules, who recently went independent, took home seven awards at this year's show. Fashionistas - This John Stagliano (Buttman) sequel won three awards, including Best High Definition Production. It has been a Las Vegas revue for two years. Eli Cross - Winner for Best Director for the 3 disc epic Corruption. Sacred Sin - This feature, directed by Michael Ninn, won five awards, including Best Music, by guitar god Eddie Van Halen and Loren Alexander. Jenna Haze - Jenna Haze won for Best Oral Sex Scene (a five-man blow-bang) in Jenna Haze Darkside. Haze made what Jim Norton called “the greatest acceptance speech I’ve ever seen.” She said, “I have to say I lo

The Ideal Man......
The Ideal Man...... 1. Wants a Christmas tree every year. 2. Has or loves dogs . 3. Avoids drugs (except 4:20) 99% of the time. 4. Has a job that he attends roughly 40 hrs a week. 5. Has perfect hands. 6. Has perfect feet. 7. Has an active fantasy life and can manage to bring fantasy to reality successfully. 8. Sees me as a vulnerable woman and a child-like Goddess. 9. Has his own personal brand of spirituality. 10. Can access his emotions freely. 11. Can communicate effectively. 12. Can accept responsibility for his mistakes with minimal drama and maximum sincerity. 13. Is honored and awed by our relationship. 14. Is just as willing to hold hands and cuddle, as he is to swing from the chandeliers, naked and bound. 15. Is financially responsible. 16. Can cry. 17. Isnt afraid of dirt, motor oil, blood, or grass stains. 18. Is muscular but not over done. 19. Has sexy eyes. 20. Has something I can grab on to.

Parents.....
Some people look back on their childhood as, ‘The best years of their lives’. I, on the other hand, hated being a child because I always felt caged and restrained. I disliked having to ask for things. I especially disliked being told “No!” without a logical or fair reason. I hated being told what to wear, when to come home or where I could go. When I was very young I hated not being able to reach things. I really hated sitting in the back seat of the car being told to “Sit still and shut up!” When visitors came we were sent outside to play. We were usually sent to bed when we weren’t ready or tired. One of my earliest childhood memories has me standing at the gate with my mother’s voice calling from the house, “Darlene, don’t you leave the yard will you?” I was about three years old and I was wondering why I couldn’t go out of the gate. My father and my big brother left every day. They both got to go out of the gate, but I wasn’t allowed to. People walked p

A Good Friend
In kindergarten your idea of a good friend was the person who let you have the red crayon when all that was left was the ugly black one. In primary school your idea of a good friend was the person who went to the bathroom with you; held your hand as you walked through the scary halls; helped you stand up to the class bully; shared their lunch with you when you forgot yours on the bus; saved a seat on the back of the bus for you; knew who you had a crush on and never understood why. In secondary school your idea of a good friend was the person who let you copy their social studies homework; went to that "cool" party with you so you wouldn't wind up being the only freshie there; did not let you lunch alone. In pre-university your idea of a good friend was the person who gave you rides in their new car; convinced your parents that you shouldn't be grounded; consoled you when you broke up with Nick or Susan; found you a date to the prom or went to the prom with you (both without dates);

True Friends
True Friends People today, in all this new world technology and thinking, have lost sight of what a true friendship is. So, in sprit of my best friend Linda, I thought I would help the world out a little and explain what real, true friends are. 1. Friends don't have to be exactly the same. Friends have similarities but they also have their differences. They key to opening up the world of friendship is not only to expand on similarities but to accept each other's faults. Because you can't ever judge your friend. 2. Friends have to argue! No one likes to but it is necessary to be healthy. Cause if you agree on everything, either the government has expanded cloning subjects or someone isn't being true and is trying a little too hard. 3. You have to be comfortable together or else you just aren't going to click. If you feel edgy around the person then something isn't quite right. 4. Friends love unconditionally. They have there little angry moments but what

The White Man's Azz... Lmfao!!!!
Why is it that some white guys asses are hairy????? Mexican men don't have that problem. At least, that's what Tony Sr told me. Black men....no their asses are as smooth as a babies bottoms. And I know Indian men aren't hairy and I guess Asian men don't get hairy asses. So....what the hell?? Why does the white man get cursed with the hairy ass? My male cousin informed me last night that his hair is disappearing off of the top of his head, but has made up for it by growing on his back and ass. Wow! That's gotta suck! Two other white guys also said they had the same problem. Is it because some white men are not fully evolved from apes yet?? I tried telling these guys to use Nair but they said no. They said it wouldn't look natural to have bare backs and asses and then have a really hairy chest and sack. Oh, well. I did my part on helping out the Sistahood! In comments, I would like to hear your opinions on why white guys have hairy asses OR tell us a funny stor

If I Could Have Just One Wish.....
If I could have just one wish, I would wish to wake up everyday to the sound of your breath on my neck, the warmth of your lips on my cheek, the touch of your fingers on my skin, and the feel of your heart beating with mine... Knowing that I could never find that feeling with anyone other than you. I think of you each morning And dream of you each night I think of your arms being around me And cannot express my delight Never have I fallen But I am quickly on my way You hold a heart in your hands That has never before been given away Anyone can catch my eye but.....it takes someone special to catch my Heart !!! Your my special SOMEONE (did I say just "1" wish? I ment to say "4" wishes but hey who's really counting lol) ~* Darlene *~

Mr. Too Damn Good
OOooooo Yeah yeah yeah yeah Oohhhhhhh Yeah Ummmm hmmmm Guess you never know a good thing When it's right in your face you've been abused for so long Love gets tainted and all seems the same I guess it's unbelievable Someone could love you like this Well time ain't no object and money ain't a thing When you have someone to ease your pain Wanna be the smile on your face Be your stars and your moon I wanna be your sunny day Can I be your favorite tune? I wanna be your breakfast in bed And baby I'll be your food Mr. Too Damn Good To You Yes sir, hmm you've been hurt so many times You don't know when love's for real So you don't open up Or give in to love Or express how you feel But just like Sunday Morning I take it easy Girl I'm gonna wait Cause lovin' just ain't right Without you by my side Baby you're my soul mate Baby I'll open doors Be there for you any time Cause that's what your man's supposed to do Baby I wanna cook for you I will spoil y

It Has To Be....................
Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you i had no control over. You know you're in love when you see that someone and your heart flutters, your stomach gets butterflies, and the rest of the world disappears. If you really love someone, time, distance, nothing can stand in the way. Sometimes the person you fall for isn't ready to catch you. There's always gonna be that one guy...your heart jumps when you see him, you could talk to him forever, and when you hear his voice you fall in love all over again...but you never want to give up on him. Love is friendship set on fire! Each day i wake up knowing i get to see your smiling face. Sometimes your mind doesn't want you to be in love...but deep down you know you are. You never lose by loving, you always lose by holding back. If you love someone, don't be afraid to tell them because it just might happen.

That Time Has Come!!!!!!
Unless your heart, your soul, and your whole being are behind every decision you make, the words from your mouth will be empty, and each action will be meaningless. Truth and confidence are the roots of happiness.Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.

Love Is.....
Love is... Being happy for the other person when they are happy being sad for the other person. When they are sad being together in good times and being together in bad times. *Love is... the source of strength.* Love is... Being honest with yourself at all times. Being honest with the other person at all times telling, listening, respecting the truth and never pretending. *Love is... the source of "reality.* Love is... An understanding that is so complete that you feel as if you are a part of the other person, accepting the other person just the way they are and not trying to change them to be something else. *Love is... the source of unity.* Love is... The freedom to pursue your own desires while sharing your experiences with the other person. The growth of one individual alongside of and together with the growth of another individual. *Love is the source of success.* Love is... The excitement of planning things together. The

Friends
Dear Friends and My Good Friends & Best Friends, How r u All? I Always try to make u smile and brighten up ur day...and this time also I'm trying the Same.....Hope it will be successful...and also u spread happiness around you..... So have another Beautiful day. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ TO ALL MY FRIENDS I am so touched by the friendship which you have given. You allow me to be who I am, what I am, and never turn away. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You laugh at my stories, and let me know I can be funny. You share your stories too, letting me know I can laugh. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You share your heart, and let me know that I am worthy. You share your secrets and le

Other Ways To Get Live Advice With Dr. Khart
Yahoo Messanger - live_with_drkhart Msn - live_with_drkhart@hotmail.com Aol -LiveWithDrKhart But you must send me a message on here first. Because I will not be on those accounts. If you dont have any of those accounts please read the my ither blog for this will contain a link to a chatroom. I am working on better ways for you all to contact me.

Joke
Two women have a boozy night out on the town and as they make their way home, they feel an urgent call of nature. One woman says drunkenly to her mate, "The cemetry is just up the road...we can nip in there, have a wee behind the old gravestones and nobody will see us!" So they stagger in, find a couple of suitable old headstones to duck down behind and relieve themselves. "I haven't got anything to have a wipe with." Complains one woman. "I'm gonna use my knickers and chuck 'em!" Says the other. "Not bloody likely!!" says the first, "I'm wearing designer knickers at 40 quid a pair and there's no way i'm chucking them!" In desperation, she hunts around and manages to find a nice fresh wreath, so she picks it up and uses that! Satisfied, the two women stumble off and continue home. The following morning, one woman's boyfriend telephones the other woman's boyfriend, "I think we'll have to keep and eye on our girlfriends mate, mine came home last night without any knickers!" "

Homer
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Sucking,touching And ..............
Such magnificent peaks stretching, reaching for heights unknown. Pushing against black silk. Rising, falling. Each gasping breath, breaching barriers of passion's sweet desire. Milk of life, so sweet. Oh, gentle caresses. Kissing those swollen nipples, delicious! Sucking, touching, feeling the searing heat. Hearing sighs and moans of such great desire, Exploring your simmering center, sweet, as your soul ignites with a raging fire. Writhing, undulating bodies so filled with uncontrollable urges, so thrilled! And when the pinnacle we fin'lly reach, Oh, complete fulfillment and love for each!

Dancing Floor On Fire
WHEN YOU FALL IN LOVE All night long we danced Nothing to lose Our hearts beating as one, As sweat was pouring from her body I was excited with the feeling we shared together As we hold each other on the dance floor, lost in each other's eye Our hands were trembling with excitment as we pressed our wet bodies together in a warm embrace, As she felt my excitment bulging from my pants, I slowly kissed her neck and whispered in her ear ,how beautifull she looked, She moaned with abandonment as her body shook with pleasure, I squeezed her butt and felt the wetness as she said that it was not only sweat and i knew it was juices from her sweet honeycomb, The dance floor was on fire the rest of the night We danced all night long.

Double Standards In The Legal System
DOUBLE STANDARDS IN THE LEGAL SYSTEM By D.S.M Why is it that in America we are taught to think freely when in reality were are told not to. Teachers tell students from a young age that their opinions matter and that they are free to have feelings and express those feelings with others, but it turns out when you get older you are expected to follow the pack and never question anything that is said. In the time of which we live young white males are being persecuted for hate thoughts when no action has even taken place. It turns out that if a white person gets into any type of confrontation with a person from another race the white is automatically tagged as a racists and the district attorney’s office is quick to bring charges of a hate crime on him. Whatever happened to the olden days where people would get into fights no charges would be brought upon them and the worst punishment they would receive would be a night in county lock up and a warning. Those days have gone the way

Week 12
Day 5: - Renee Montoya gets a talking-to from Captain Sawyer of the GCPD - her attack on Ridge-Ferrick made Intergang aware of the investigation into their Gotham invasion. Intergang's taken their rayguns and werepeople back underground... but Montoya knows they'll be back, more dangerous than ever. The Question agrees: they have to press on, and the next link in the chain is Kahndaq. - Speaking of, Black Adam is busy rerouting a Kahndaqi river, bringing water to a village plagued by drought. His companion, Adrianna Tomaz, has been acting as something of a conscience since their confrontation a week ago. She's convinced Adam to concentrate more on making his people's lives better and less on gathering his coalition for war with the outside world. Tomaz wants to know why Adam is so angry... so he brings her to the tomb of his murdered wife and children. Tomaz maintains that, although her own family was killed, and her brother enslaved, she is not angry; Adam does not reply as he opens

Week 14
Day 6: - We join Renee Montoya and The Question en route to Kahndaq. The thirty-one hour flight gives Montoya plenty of time to muse on the state of world affairs. Here's what she knows about Kahndaq: there are no direct flights there from the United States or Europe; public executions happen every Wednesday, carried out by Black Adam himself; the people of Kahndaq love every minute of it. But when the plane touches down, Montoya and The Question find themselves in an Arabian paradise. The citizens warmly welcome them as tourists, and, embroidered onto large banners, images of a smiling Black Adam and Isis beam down on the populace. - Back in Metropolis, Steel's friend from S.T.A.R. Labs, Dr. Avasti, is banging on the locked door of the Steelworks. Steel's shut himself inside, unable to deal with Luthor's co-opting Natasha. Avasti makes her way inside to find Steel, covered in spots that appear to be rust, working on a suit for his niece-too little, too late. - Dr. Will Magnus can't

Week 23
- In what may be the series' first and only immediate cliffhanger payoff, the week kicks with Doc Magnus being brought ashore by a giant robot to the mysterious Oolong Island, which is now home to the captured mad scientists who have been given free reign to invent as they see fit. Whilst sipping marguerites with some oddly silent supermodel types, T.O. Morrow explains to Magnus that he's staying on the island for the long haul... or else. - Meanwhile in Kahndaq, Montoya and the Question have tracked Whisper A'Daire and her animal men down just in time to catch them "reeducating" a group of adolescents using something called "The Epic of Moriarty Book of Crime." When one hold-out kid takes a severe beating for his insolence, Montoya recognizes him as Isis' brother Amon. The pair of lurkers are found out, but not before alerting Black Adam and Isis, who crash the party. In order to save Amon, Adam gives the boy a piece of his power, yielding Osiris... now the Black Adam Family's answ

Week 26
- After helping free Osiris, Renee Montoya and The Question have the Black Adam Family deliver them to a secluded mountain range. While Montoya marvels at her opportunity to see the world, The Question reveals to her the true meaning for their journey… to meet Montoya’s new teacher, Richard Dragon! - In an effort to discredit Luthor’s everyman project, Steel takes his case to the rapid fire talk show “You Are Wrong!” with host Jack Ryder, but before he has a chance to convince the world Luthor is up to no good, his niece Natasha makes some snarky pro-Luthor comments and hurries off to save the world again. - Continuing their globe-trotting ways, the Black Marvel Family heads to a grand estate owned by missing mad scientist Dr. Sivana’s family. Sivana’s gorgeous ex-wife Venus treats half of their children (the equally beautiful Beautia and Magnificus) like royalty, the other pair (Junior and Georgia, who are much more like their father) get left to play with daddy’s time machine i

Week 28
- Montoya and the Question signal Batwoman with a makeshift Batsignal. No cuddling this week, alas. Instead, Montoya warns Batwoman of her impending death as foretold in the Book of Crime. Together all three foil her death, though Intergang head Bruno Manheim ominously notes that Montoya shouldn’t be there yet, promising even more wackiness with the timestream in coming weeks. - Ridge-Ferrick begins buying up land for uranium mining currently used by aborigines, and the tribes aren’t happy. Luckily, Johnny the Aborigine has built himself a handy-dandy tornado god out of Red Tornado’s bits and pieces. The robot goes crazy, begins muttering “52” over and over just to make sure readers understand that he has something to do with the overarching plot, and is destroyed. Johnny is arrested. - Alien creature Ekron goes after Starfire, Adam Strange, Animal Man and Lobo to retrieve its missing eye (yes, eye). Starfire realizes that the eye is a Green Lantern power ring, which means the “S

Week 34
- After meeting with Osiris (recently inducted into the Teen Titans) over the skies of California, the Black Adam Family is ambushed by the new Suicide Squad! After “divide and conquer” tactics see Isis about to be cut down by Persuader, Osiris flies at the villain at top speed, cutting him in two and killing him instantly. As rain begins to fall on the traumatized teen hero, a watchful Amanda Waller explains to her team that this was exactly what she wanted...EVIL! - Out on a shopping trip/public relations appearance (two times the capitalism!), members of Infinity Inc. get left alone when their “handler” Mercy finds her credit card reported as stolen. As security escorts Luthor’s yes woman out, a disguised Black Canary rushes Natasha to a stairwell where her uncle confronts her about his recent change back to normalcy, appealing to her senses as a scientist to figure out if Luthor is legit. - Lex Luthor has his thugs kidnap Daily Planet reporter Clark Kent to pump the writer fo

2 Phunny
like eating mayonnaise and peanut butter sandwiches in the rain, watching Barney Miller reruns, peeing on birds in the park and licking strangers on the subway; you eat beets raw, have climbed Kilimanjaro, and sweat freely and often. Must wear size five shoes. Send photo of someone else. No freaks!

Diary
HER DIARY : Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong; he said, Nothing." I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, "I love you, too." When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to

Yesterday In P.s.h.e. Class
in p.s.h.e class we're learning sex ed and our class is divided with boys and girls in different class XD!! and yea...this is our 3 class XD!! so far...wat we learned yesterday is about contraceptions our sex ed teacher which of course is a girl bought some condoms for us to see and stretch and know to use it LOL it was quite fun but it had the smell of like wen u go to the dentist...there gloves smell like that and it's so oily some ppl blew the condoms into balloon haha we're really dirty minded XD!!

Poem
on all fours we are both laying in our bed my hand in your hair at the back of your head you throw the covers off beginning to suck a little rough i move your body in line as we 69 playing there for sometime you tell me you have something in mind on all fours as you move to the edge i move behind you standing next to the bed pulling you closer with a hand full of hair in the mirror i see your excited stare feeling your ass bounce against me as i continue to pounce you want me to tell you when i am near almost gasping for air i tell you i am there your turn around and start sucking opening your mouth while i begin cumming seeing your devilish grin makes me want to do it all again.

Darq Seduction
Darq Seduction (erotica) Current mood: naughty Category: seductive Writing and Poetry Come agan with me do twine. my shadow love in darqness devine lay with me on silken sheets and let us build darq passion yet again.. bind me with strands of pearls. blindfold me with strands of silk.. blackened lace and milk white theigh let is dream the dream that eros sighs bodies twine and do writhe angels dance and demons cry trace my flesh with fur of fox bind me with thy raven locks sup from my navel juice of passion love me in flesh and the soul feather kisses frum cupid bow lips erotic traces from a rabbit whip coral nipples harden and swell as passions seeks release blood rises and does course in the darq heat of seduction jasmine sented in the air candles shadowdance in somewhere between here and there as i arch and thy touch do seek you smile and softly laugh the heat you call with your softest touch light

The Heat
It was a hot summer night, the sound of crickets filled the still air. A half moon and one whole star shone through the clouds. She waited by the window, knowing that her Lover and Poet would come to steal her heart away. He is so handsome and strong. His eyes are dark and mysterious, for that is where He hides His passion of Her. Which only She could see. Their Love has traveled through space and time, one life touching the next. He The King and She The Queen… Her thoughts interrupted, feeling His hands holding Her. Mind whirling, Body burning, She turns to kiss Him. She longs for His lips for they taste like honey. He presses Her tightly to Him and She feels as though She cannot breath. I am intoxicated with Your Love and am drunk on Our lust. His hand gently touches Her face, moving the long red strands of hair. Now He could look, long and deep into Her eyes ,Which could speak unspoken words… Their stare becomes an embrace The place where Their souls meet and fly together…

He Has A Touch Of Magic
As he comes to me this prince of mine in the darkness of the night. Although my flesh is openly willing, it is my heart that I keep tight. With his touch he is the Master of all my deepest desires. Still my resolve is not to Submit and be lost within these sensuous fires. He touched my moist center making me moan as I thrust forward waiting hips. He touched firmly tender my swollen breast while kissing, gently parting lips. He touched my head as a need for further pleasures knelt me down. He touched my hair holding and guiding with the fingers he had wound. Erupting and dissolving my resistance which seemed to be his goal. He spoke to me words of love and with that.. he touched my heart and soul.

Feed Me
You take me by the hand Leading to the unknown I had no idea, that my mind Was about to be blown I can feel your gentle breath As I come so close The emotions you feed me Are surely a lethal dose I can smell your scent That makes my head spin What's going through that mind When you flash that devilish grin Your passion is amazing But my feelings I can't trust Because deep down in my soul I know this is a forbidden lust

Playing With Fire
I hear his car drive up, and I am shaking as I kneel by the door. As he instructed, I am naked, quietly awaiting his arrival. No one has made me feel as this one does. The sweet aching inside for his possession, his fierce passion a firey match for mine. The time we have spent together has fulfilled me in a way I had only imagined. The planes his words and thoughts take me to are frontiers of my submission, undiscovered ground. A wonderful feeling of love and trust, deep need and want, guided by His power and strength. We have planned this meeting for weeks now. The longing for him so sure and strong, fed daily by his commands and quiet instructions as I yield to him. Sometimes it frightens me how much I am willing to do for him, with him. Yet it’s a feeling of safety and security I have longed for. He knows my thoughts before they are even fully formed in my head, giving me what I crave, what I need, what I want, seemingly effortlessly. I shudder as I hear him come into

Story 6
A weekend escape from the real world is what they both needed. He had invited her to his family's cabin for the weekend. He had gotten to the cabin first; so that he could set it up and make it look perfect for her when she got there. He made a fire and he remembered she wanted to make love in front of a fire place with soft romantic music playing. He heard a car door slam shut, he went and turned the lights off. As soon as he did that, he heard a soft knock on the door. He opened the door to let her in. She stepped into the cabin and as he shut the door, he was glad she got there when she did as the snow was starting to fall harder. She stepped into the cabin and looked around in amazement. He remembered every detail of how she wanted to make love to him. She saw the fireplace going and a wine bottle on ice, it was ready to be opened. Next to the wine on ice was a small bowl of strawberries. She couldn't believe it and she heard soft romantic music playing. He came up behind her

Master
Touch me and I tremble… your hands leaving trails of fiery heat. Fingers that are alternately harsh and gentle granting me life and sweet release. Leave me and I lie aching with desolate emptiness. My body yearning for more of your sweet guidance. Command me and my heart reaches out in obedience. Responding with a will of its own borne of my need to serve you. Scold me and shame overpowers me… leaving me sick inside. And I long for another chance to make you smile once more. Enfold me in your chains of love and I quiver in anticipation. Willing you silently to draw my soul ever closer to yours. Claim me as yours, Sir and my heart rejoices Singing a song of servitude which completes us both. Push me beyond yesterday… past where I thought I could go; And my resistance subsides until there is no me that is not you. Fill me with your power until I am borne aloft Floating on wings of love that give me glorious freedom. Hold me tenderly and I d

Interview With Adult Video Starlet Annette Schwartz
During my recent trip to Las Vegas to cover the 2007 Adult Expo at the Sands Expo Center, which incidentally, I have to thank the folks at HOTMOVIES for, I made a number of new friends. One of my favorite new friends happened to be signing autographs at the EVIL ANGEL booth. The lovely Annette Schwartz is an import from Germany, has kind of a Scarlett Johansson look to her, and as I found out (Check out movies like No Cum Dodging Allowed 7, Evilution 2, Rocco's Dirty Dreams 4...the list goes on) is capable of some of the most vile acts ever captured on video. I stole her away for a few minutes to ask her a handful of questions... READ THE FULL INTERVIEW HERE

To Make You Feel My Love
When the rain is blowing in your face And the whole world is on your case I would offer you a warm embrace To make you feel my love When the evening shadows and the stars appear And there is no one to dry your tears I could hold you for a million years To make you feel my love I know you haven't made your mind up yet But I would never do you wrong I've known it from the moment that we met No doubt in my mind where you belong I'd go hungry, I'd go blind for you I'd go crawling down the aisle for you There ain't nothing that I wouldn't do To make you feel my love The storms are raging on a rolling sea Down the highway of regret The winds of change are blowing wild and free But you ain't seen nothing like me yet There ain't nothing that I wouldn't do Go to the ends of the earth for you Make you happy, make your dreams come true To make you feel my love

Anonymous
Well I wrote our names a thousand times Just to see yours sitting nest to mine Sent you flowers cards unsigned....anonymous In days to come like days that passed My heart beats for you, always has Though you know me only as....anonymous In dreams at night I carry your books for you And when I rise a flame for you Always too shy to carry the whole thing through Like the light from that eternal flame Burns for one without a name My love forever will remain....anonymous Oh you’ll always wonder who it was Who it was It was just....anonymous Well I wrote your names a thousand times Just to see yours sitting next to mine And I sent you flowers card unsigned

If I Fell
If I fell in love with you, Would you promise to be true And help me understand? 'Cause I been in love before And I found that love was more Than just holding hands. If I give my heart To you, I must be sure From the very start That you Would love me more than her. If I trust in you Oh, please, Don't run and hide. If I love you too Oh, please, Don't hurt my pride like her 'Cause I couldn't stand the pain And I Would be sad if our new love Was in vain. So I hope you'll see That I Would love to love you And that she Will cry When she learns we are two cause i couldn't stand the pain and i would be sad if our new love was in vain So I hope you'll see That I Would love to love you And that she Will cry When she learns we are two. If I fell in love with you.

Kiss Me Now
You picked me up at seven I could see it in your eyes And halfway through the movie It was still on both our minds So why put it off one minute more Let's do what we wanted to When I first opened the door Kiss me now...cause you know you will Kiss me now...why wait until The end of the night when it's awkward and shy And there's so much at stake that we're too scared to try Kiss me now...why go on like this Kiss me now...get it over with I'll make it easy on you I want you to kiss me now The way we're both distracted It makes it hard to talk This ice is easily broken If we trust in what we got Kiss me now...cause you know you will Kiss me now...why wait until The end of the night when it's awkward and shy And there's so much at stake that we're too scared to try Kiss me now...why go on like this Kiss me now...get it over with I'll make it easy on you I want you to kiss me now You don't have to ask You know what I'll say And who knows what will happe

Because You Love Me
I don't know How I survived In this cold and empty world For all this time I only know That I'm alive Because you love me When I recall What I've been through There's some things I wish I didn't do Now I do The things I do Because you love me And now that you're in my life I'm so glad I'm alive 'Cause you showed me the way And I know now how good it can be Because you love me And now that you're in my life Oh, I'm so glad I'm alive 'Cause you showed me the way And I know now how good it can be Because you love me I believe In things unseen I believe In the message of a dream And I believe In what you are Because you love me With all my heart And all my soul I'm loving you And I never will let go And every day I'll let it show Because you love me Because you love me Because you love me

King Of My World
'll never seen any side of heaven I'll walk for miles through a blazin' hell It doesn't matter what you think I'm supposed to be 'Cause I myself know all too well I'll open your eyes and make you see I'm the king of my world King of my world I'll break down the walls around you down I'm the king of my world King of my world I'll break down the walls around you (Jericho) (Break the walls of Jericho) My mind alone is filled with rage for you I am the pastor to your sheep I am the master of my destiny I am the king of all I see I'll open your eyes and make you see I'm the king of my world King of my world I'll break down the walls around you down I'm the king of my world King of my world I'll break down the walls around you (Jericho) Here I come again Come again 3,2,1 Here I come Here I come again 3,2,1 Here I come again Here I come 3,2,1 Here I come HERE I COME! I'm the king of my world The king of my world I'll break down the wall

Drift Away
Day after day I'm more confused Yet I look for the light Through the pourin' rain You know that's a game that I hate to lose And I'm feeling the strain Ain't it a shame Oh, give me the beat, boys, and free my soul I want to get lost in your rock and roll And drift away Beginning to think that I'm wasting time I don't understand the things I do The world outside looks so unkind Now I'm counting on you To carry me through Oh, give me the beat, boys, and free my soul I want to get lost in your rock and roll And drift away And when my mind is free You know a melody can move me And when I'm feeling blue The guitar's coming through to soothe me Thanks for the joy that you're given me I want you to know I believe in your song Your rythm and rhyme and harmony You've helped me along Makin' me strong Oh, give me the beat, boys, and free my soul I want to get lost in your rock and roll And drift away Na, na, now won't ya Won't ya take, oh ha ..take

Little Rock
I know I've disappeared a time or two Along the way I lost me and you I needed a new town for my new start I'm sellin' VCRs in Arkansas at a Walmart I haven't had a drink in 19 days My eyes are clear and bright without that haze I like the preacher from the Church of Christ I'm sorry that I cried when I talked to you last nigh I think I'm on a roll Here in Little Rock I'm solid as a stone Wait and see I got just one small problem Here in Little Rock Without you Baby I'm not me Without you Baby I'm not me I don't know why I held it all inside You must've thought I never even tried You know your daddy told me when I left Jesus would forgive, but a daddy don't forget Lyin here upon this motel bed Thoughts of you explode within my head Like a castle built upon the sand I let love crumble in my hand

Help Children In This Position! Please
I couldn't read this...but I reposted, My name is Chris I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks arent home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Chariles bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes Im so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, > > > >He s

Greatfull
HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT YOUR LIVING LIFE? WHEN YOU SAY WHAT YOU TRULY WANT TO SAY FROM YOUR HEART IN THAT VERY MOMENT WITHOUT A HINT OF FEAR. HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT YOUR LIVING LIFE? WHEN YOU START NO LONGER REGRETING THE PAST BUT FEEL GRATEFULL FOR THE LESSONS. HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT YOUR LIVING LIFE? WHEN YOU TELL YOUR FRIENDS AND LOVES ONES HOW MUCH YOU CARE JUST BECAUSE. HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT YOUR LIVING LIFE? WHEN YOU LET YOURSELF CRY WHEN WATCHING A SAD MOVIE. HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT YOUR LIVING LIFE? WHEN YOU MAKE LOVE LIKE IT'S THE LAST TIME EVERY TIME. HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT YOUR LIVING LIFE? WHEN YOU TAKE A FEW MOMENTS TO LOOK UP AT THE SKY AND FEEL GRATEFULL FOR EVERYTHING. HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT YOUR LIVING LIFE? WHEN YOUR PROUD OF YOURSELF AND YOUR ACCOMPLISHMENTS BIG OR SMALL. HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT YOUR LIVING LIFE? WHEN YOU LOVE WITH ALL YOUR HEART AND SOUL. HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT YOUR LIVING LIFE? WHEN YOU ARE SELFLESS AND UNSELFISH ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS AND LOVED ON