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Sail
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. Mark Twain

David Bailey (british Photographer)
We live in deeds, not years: In thoughts not breaths; In feelings, not in figures on a dial. We should count time by heartthrobs. He most lives who thinks most, feels the noblest, acts the best.

Wtf
Been stricken by the bad luck gremlin AGAIN! My 14 y/o daughter - the super pretty, intelligent, popular, nice to evryone, triple athlete has been diagnosed with type 1 diabetes & now takes insulin shots 6 times a day. She was ketone postive & almost died......... PLUS she has anti- thyroid antibodie, so when that shutz down she will be on pills for the rest of her life.......... This totally blows..... Dunno how much more I can take! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG Thank you my friends - for letting me vent. I love you all!

40 Ways Men Fail In Bed
40 Ways Men Fail in Bed Take notes, all you Casanovas... 1) NOT KISSING FIRST. Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A properly passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay. 2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts. 3) NOT SHAVING. You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance. 4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST. Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hands on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them. 5) BITING HER NIPPLES. Why do men fasten onto a woman's nipples, t

I'm Home
After spending a few days in the hospital I'm finally home from the hell hole.. well kinda home...I'm here in VA with meg until next wed. It feels so strange sleeping in a real bed,getting a hot shower, eating real food,ect. Don't get me wrong I miss good ole Iraq. I'll be going back over there to finish my deployment with my unit in about a month. My Dr.'s want me to heal and be back at a 100% before I go back. Well thats all for now. Matt

Good Morning All . Hope Holiday Weekend Was
Safe and went well for all you . And praise God some are still with me . Over the weekend I lost more friends off my list . They Didnt even say bye ; just left .. Its ok . But sad at same times . Ive been so busy doing God,s work and showing love to those lost , needing prayer, that I do negelict, those some times that are always there and im not shwoing an intrest in them my friends, of all on my list.. > There are just so many too; So I miss you and dont chat or send something like comments or gifts. , but it gets so long and demanding in here. Then I had a few set backs personal of my own, to deal with and had to ask God, to help me with its all. Yes I do say prayer and thankx to my Lord and try to see to it, it,s for all . My Lord is first in my life; all rest He gives and adds to me. so please, im only human . I dont mean to leane any one out as a dear friend. hugs .. diana .

Children>>>>>>
Children are our future... Their our hope and dreams that live on thru us . Sort a are a legacy to our memory ;That we loved and left and had loved and gave them life to live on. . So they could carry on generation after generation, We sort a live on thru them.. And our Lord said be fruitful, multiply ; He also wants us to teach love ,the word of God, and live in keep thy commandants ; And to show our children this and walk in faith and show them the light and love, to carry on a message of truth also. God,s word is a way to know the Truth , Hope , and Love and Eternal life .It is to know ;Our sins be paid for By Jesus Christ . A gife of Love , yes eternally forever .. awesome isnt it . Life will and can be peaseful when you let all go to Our Lord and worry not..Walk in His light see the truth, and know in thy soul; He is there and , He carrys you to a better life on day to join Him in His heaven..,

Abuse, Do You Need To >>>>
In the heat of the moment what do you do , do you hit , scream , go get drunk . what do you do to release temper? Or pain or hurt or anger how do you releave it? Well I know all to well what a drunkard ex spouse did to me . But I was just courious what happens to others in here . If you care to share , ill try to help you ,in ways I know how and Ill try to get you some one to help . If youd like this abuse to stop , be it man or women im here to talk and to share and im here to help all. even child abuse isnt wanted so.. hugs .. im here for you..Diana

Chicken Cordon Bleu Ii
Ingredients * 6 skinless, boneless chicken breast halves * 6 slices Swiss cheese * 6 slices ham * 3 tablespoons all-purpose flour * 1 teaspoon paprika * 6 tablespoons butter * 1/2 cup dry white wine * 1 teaspoon chicken bouillon granules * 1 tablespoon cornstarch * 1 cup heavy whipping cream Cooking Instructions Pound chicken breasts if they are too thick. Place a cheese and ham slice on each breast within 1/2 inch of the edges. Fold the edges of the chicken over the filling, and secure with toothpicks. Mix the flour and paprika in a small bowl, and coat the chicken pieces. Heat the butter in a large skillet over medium-high heat, and cook the chicken until browned on all sides. Add the wine and bouillon. Reduce heat to low, cover, and simmer for 30 minutes, until chicken is no longer pink and juices run clear. Remove the toothpicks, and transfer the breasts to a warm platter. Blend the cornstarch with the cream in a small

Chicken Salad With Bacon, Lettuce And Tomato
Ingredients * 3 cups chopped cooked chicken breast * 5 slices bacon * 2 stalks celery, chopped * 1 cup chopped fresh tomato * 3/4 cup mayonnaise * 1 tablespoon chopped fresh parsley * 2 tablespoons chopped green onion * 1 teaspoon lemon juice * 1 dash Worcestershire sauce * salt and pepper to taste * 12 leaves romaine lettuce * 1 avocado - peeled, seeded and sliced Cooking Instructions Place bacon in a large, deep skillet. Cook over medium high heat until evenly brown. Drain, crumble and set aside to cool. Prepare the dressing by mixing together the mayonnaise, parsley, green onions, lemon juice, Worcestershire sauce, salt and pepper. In a medium bowl, stir together the chicken breast, tomatoes and bacon. Pour dressing over chicken mixture and toss well to coat. Refrigerate until chilled; serve over lettuce leaves and garnish with avocado slices.

Ginger-soy London Broil
Ingredients * 1 piece (2 inches) Fresh Ginger, peeled and thinly sliced * 1/2 Red Onion, cut into 1-inch chunks * 4 cloves Garlic coarsely chopped * 1/2 cup chopped fresh Cilantro or Flat-Leaf Parsley * 1/4 cup dry Red Wine * 1/4 cup Soy Sauce * 1/4 cup Vegetable Oil * 1/2 teaspoon Black Pepper * 1 Beefsteak (1 1/4 to 1 1/2 inches thick; 1 1/2 to 2 pounds) cut from the top or bottom round or 1 Flank Steak (1 1/2 to 2 pounds) Cooking Instructions Prepare the marinade: Place the ginger, onion, garlic and cilantro in a food processor and process until a smooth paste forms. Add the wine, soy sauce, oil, and pepper and process to combine. Place the steak in a baking dish just large enough to hold it and spread the marinade over it. Let marinate in the refrigerator, covered, for at least 4 hours, ideally 6 hours, or even overnight (12 hours) if time permits, turning the steak a few times. Set up the grill for direct grilling and preh

Be Nice To Your Mother
My Mom only had one eye. I hated her ... she was such an embarrassment. She cooked for students & teachers to support the family. There was this one day during elementary school where my Mom came to say hello to me. I was so embarrassed. How could she do this to me? I ignored her, threw her a hateful look and ran out. The next day at school one of my classmates said, "EEEE, your Mom only has one eye!" I wanted to bury myself. I also wanted my Mom to just disappear. I confronted her that day and said, " If you're only gonna make me a laughing stock, why don't you just die?" My Mom did not respond... I didn't even stop to think for a second about what I had said, because I was full of anger. I was oblivious to her feelings. I wanted out of that house, and have nothing to do with her. So I studied real hard, got a chance to go abroad to study. Then, I got married. I bought a house of my own. I had kids of my own. I was happy with my

Why Do Guys Cry,and Girls Cry Because...............
Why Guys Cry! 09-05-07...1:14AM.. Body: Guys cry because : 1. Girls screw them over. 2. They hurt so bad inside. 3. They're about to die. 4. Their heart is broken. 5. Because they are true men. 6. They just got kicked in the nads GIRLS: If you see a guy crying, hug him close and hold him up as he gets over the pain of getting kicked in the nuts. Tell him he's not going to die, and if he's crying over a girl, hug him && kiss him and let him know you won't screw him over and break his heart like the last girl did. Guys just want to know that our girls will be there for us to support us when we need them and help us get our mind off the pain of heartbreak, getting kicked in the balls, and knowing we're going to die. Girls cry because : 1. They're sad. 2. They're scared. 3. They're nervous. 4. They're frustrated. 5. They're missing someone. 6. They're alone. 7. They're PMSing. 8. They're pregnant. 9. Their heart is broken. 10. They're in love. 1

Is It True
Do you all think i am to trusting and caring and sweet and all that stuff i have been told i am that why i believe every thing people tell me and why i end up getting hurt so much i am just a down home country girl some people do not like me and thats ok with me i am not going to change for them i was rasesd that people are good and when they say stuff they mean it but over the years i have learned that is not true most people are not what they say they are they come off sweet and kind and every thing you would want in a friend but they want some thing and when they get it they trun ugle they become some thing you would not want in your life at all but then there is some people that are like me take me as i am like me or you don't well i am going to say some thing that may bother you if it does well sorry but some of you will be like yess christy you finely got it its what we have been telling you so here goes i am going to be me and if you don't like me i don't care i am t

Oorah!
Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other Sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, a Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, Wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I need to get up and get a coke." "Don't get up," said the Marine, "I'm in the aisle seat, I'll get it for you." As soon as he left, one of the Arabs Picked up the Marines shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, "That looks good, I'd really like one, too." Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, The Marine slipped his feet into his shoes And knew immediately what had happened. "Why does it have to be thi

Blue Without You...
My red heart is blue, because I'm missing you. Every day, I think about you, and I imagine how great every hour, every minute, and every second would be if you were here with me. Every night, when I lie in bed, I dream that you're beside me, holding me close to you. If you were, I'd whisper in your ear, how much I love you. Since you came into my life nothing has been the same. I've experienced love to its fullest, and I've tasted a beauty that never ends, because you're where my happiness begins. I'm incomplete without you, and I'll never stop loving you. You're the world to me, in brilliant colors. You're my best friend, a favorite song that will never end. And together is where we should be. Someday soon, I pray, that you'll walk through the door and take this heartache away.

If Only You Knew...
If only you knew, how my heart overflows with love for you. If only you could see the way you fill my hopes and dreams. You're the owner of my heart, the ruler supreme. Even in the dark of night, I've only to think about you to feel your loving light and from this world I drift feeling as if I'll never touch the ground again... If only you knew. If only you could guess how I hear your voice when others speak; for you hold the key to my happiness, and it's always you my soul seeks. If only you could feel, how your very presence has the power to heal, all the wounds inside me. You've made me abandon the pain of yesterday, and you've shown me that the past can no longer stand in the way of what I hope to achieve... If only you knew. If only you could realize the way you've shown me that it's better to give than to take, and whatever I do, I do for your sake. I'm willing to give you my all and expect nothing in return. But, oh how I yearn for

Horoscope For Sept 5th
If your love life could use a little boost in one way or another, now is a great time to take a risk and tell that special someone what you're really feeling. Fate definitely favors you, but you need to act soon.

Hot And Wet...
Just thinking about you makes me hot and wet! That's why I have a steamy little present waiting just for you. Can you guess what it is? Let me give you a hint. It involves me and you, and a quiet evening for two. You'll have to wait to find out what else I have in store for you.

Once Upon A Time
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away lived a beautiful queen with> voluptuous breasts. Nick the Dragon slayer knew that the penalty for his> desire would be death should he try to touch them. The king was a very> jealous man. One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague,> Horatio the Physician, who was the king's chief doctor. Horatio the> Physician exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to> satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it.> Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme. > > The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and> poured a little bit into the queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after> she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to> the royal chambers to address this incident, Horatio the Physician informed> the king and queen that only special saliva, if applied for four hours,> would cure this type of itch, and that tests

Dentist
An old Texas cowboy went to the dentist with a toothache. After anexamination, the dentist told the cowboy he had a tooth that had to comeout. He said, "I'm going to give you a shot of Novocain and I'll be backin just a few minutes." The old cowboy grabbed the doc's arm and said, "No way. I hate needlesand I ain't havin' no shot!" The dentist said, "That's okay, we'll just go with gas instead." The cowboy replied, "Gas makes me sick. I ain't havin' no gas either." Without saying a word, the dentist turned and left the room for a minuteand when he came back, he handed the cowboy a glass of water and said,"Here, take this pill." The cowboy looked at the pill and asked, "What is it?" The doc replied," It's Viagra." The old cowboy looked surprised and asked, "Will that kill the pain?" "No," replied the dentist, "but it'll give you something to hang on towhile I pull that tooth."

Sad News - Please Read
Hello. I wanted to let my friends and fans know that I may not be around much in the next few days or even maybe weeks. My best friend that I went to school with from Kindergarden on, her parents are like my second set of parents were in a car wreck today. Dad was DOA when help arrived, mom is in the hospital in critical and Bobby, brother, was in the back and split his head open from the middle of his forehead to the back of his one ear. I spoke with one of the deputies that were at the scene and they didnt think that mom would make it either. I havent seen her or her son yet, trying to get the strength to go to the hospital with out breaking down. My friend is not doing well, nor am I. I will be with her as much as possible to try to keep her calm. If something happens to mom, I will have to help with funeral arrangements etc. As there are no other family besides my friend and her brother and my friends daughter that is only 15. I will check in once in awhile to update and see what

Naughty Survey
This is what I call.. The Naughty Survey. Simply fill it out and send it to the person who posted this bulletin. Have a naughty time! START 1) Would you slap my ass? 2) Would you slap me in naughty ways? 3) Would you fuck me? 4) How hard? 5) Would you finger me/give me a handjob? 6) Would you eat me out/give me head? 7) [guys answer this] If you were to finger me, how many fingers would you use and how deep in my pussy would you go? 8) [girls answer this] If you were to give me head, would you suck my whole cock and use your tounge or would you not even try it? 9) If we were in a movie theater and I took you to the back where no one was there and started touching you in private places, would you go along with it? 10) If both of us were extremly horny in a public place, would you find somewhere to fuck me or would we just wait til we get home? 11) If I asked you to try something a little different, would you do it even if it seems a little corny? 1

Fuck All Of You
Just when I think All of the terror is gone I close my eyes For it all to return I drop my guards and begin to live Only to find I've nothing to give He took it all and left me to bleed I just can't want I just can't need And all my friendships have turned to dust Just constantly prove there's no love or trust They walk away when I'm crying and scared Then try to tell me they’ve always cared And they think I'm so blind to believe That all they want is for me to succeed Happy being caged as who they want me to be Never being able to be the real ME I have to make a stand and put my foot down On these so called friends and nightmares that come ‘round In the end who will be there When the dust settles and I clear the air Will there be anyone left for me to hold Or will I be alone and fucking cold To say goodbye to all of yesterday To open my eyes and make my own way So to all of those friends turning out to be untrue I have one thing to say ...

Rumors...gossip
Okay folks I know some of you I had on my old cowgirl in pink account and well until recently I thought I had made a mistake bringing back the cowgirl in pink but you know what I have been finding out some very serious an vicious rumors that he been told about me to others on this site. Well you know what its all lies an bullshit you shouldnt judge me until you have spoken to me and most importantly don't believe anything on this site until you have seen proof of it yourself. I am come on people you all have known me for almost 2 years and I have never hurt anybody or went after someone without good reason I am a truth seeker always have been I am not afriad to say what I feel and think. I make no lies about myself or hold anything back and it was just until a few day's I realized that I had done nothing wrong a few months back when I deleted the old cowgirl in pink account. I am sick of the lies an rumors that are going on about me on this site if you have something to say to me or ha

Thought For The Day - 6 September 2007
Dylan Thomas's "Do Not Go Gently Into That Good Night" as a LimerickThere was an old father of Dylan,Who was seriously, mortally illin'"I want," Dylan said,"You to bitch till you're dead."I'll be cheesed if you kick it while chillin'."

Emoticons/assicons
We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where: :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :-) :-( Well, how about some "ASSICONS?" Here goes: (_!_) a regular ass (__!__) a fat ass (!) a tight ass (_*_) a sore ass {_!_} a swishy ass (_o_) an ass that's been around (_x_) kiss my ass (_X_) leave my ass alone (_zzz_) a tired ass (_E=mc2_) a smart ass (_?_) Dumb Ass

My Hair
Ok people Im sitting here with some hair dye in my hair. It tottally fucking stinks!!! Its making my nose run my eyes burn, and everyone in the house went outside because of it!! Who invented this shit? They need to change the smell its toxic!!! When applying it to my head i almost fell to the ground, so i turn the exhaust fan on, boy that didnt help any!!! This shit is dangerous, Ive never smelled hair dye that could peel paint off a wall, welll this shit definetly could! You will either die from the fumes or get high thats for sure, so since im not dead im guessing im high from it all! got a killer headache. blurred vision and a runny nose, all this for what?? Oh yeah Beauty is pain!!!!! Ive decidedno more blond again, so i dyed it brunette nothing fancing!! I'll definetly have new pics soon!!! Peace

Silence (august 9, 2006)
Today, the silence followed the storm A bomb dropped leaving me with nothing Alone to cry tears heard by no one To try to find my strength again And eliminate old enimies once and for all Knowing there may not be a happy ending in sight The silence was the days only reward To sit and think and know this is just another test That everything happens for a reason And he was, indeed, a sign of something For his face was the only thing I saw while I cried I am tired of being challenged only to walk alone Tired of changes I can not control My faith is starting to falter, my body has given up It is time for something good to happen Because this girl needs some luck

Check This Out!!!!
IM IN A GIVEAWAY AND I ONLY NEED 2600 MORE COMMENTS PLEASE COME HELP ME WIN THE 3 DAY BLAST GET ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS TO HELP. ANYONE THAT GIVES ME AT LEAST A 100 COMMENTS WILL GET A GIFT FROM ME. AND I WILL ALSO HELP ANYONE ELSE THAT NEEDS HELP IN ANYWAY. THANK YOU ALL IN ADVANCE. PLEASE CLICK THE LINK BELOW. LOVE TO ALL MY FRIENDS AND FANS.

Killa
No body hearda me yet - Cuz I'm tha new dude~ But you dude? Bet I murda you and send it to YouTube~ This cat "double glock" better load each one of his clips up~ Cuz I rock double AKs that'll spray -n- eat this bitch up~ Where dat cannibal cat Lynch at ? Does he spit much?~ I gotta fat cannibus sac attackin from the ripgut~ Bitch duck, Ima vicious nigga bustin quick nutz~ Don't get stuck, killin suspicious niggaz wit a thick cut~ I keep comin like ejacualation - bombs blazin'~ Matta fact - dats exactly whatcha moms tastin'~ You "rip shit like ur on an acid trip"? Well I gotta trip for ur casket bitch~ His tombstone will say..."this is what happens to a bastard snitch"~ You can't fuck wit mine anytime, I'm controllin you fool~ Don't make me go columbine and patrol thru ur school~ Ya probly roll witcha crew, actin black and wearing blue~ You still fuck wit little crack while I'm bowlin wit jewels~ I'll show the human race that ur a gay waste of hip hop dis

Sarah Mclachlan - Good Enough
Hey your glass is empty it's a hell of a long way home why don't you let me take you it's no good to go alone I never would have opened up but you seemed so real to me after all the bullshit I've heard it's refreshing not to see I don't have to pretend she doesn't expect it from me Don't tell me I haven't been good to you don't tell me I have never been there for you just tell me why nothing is good enough Hey little girl would you like some candy your momma said that it's OK The door is open come on outside no I can't come out today it's not the wind that cracked your shoulder and threw you to the ground who's there that makes you so afraid you're shaken to the bone and I don't understand you deserve so much more than this So don't tell me why he's never been good to you don't tell me why he's never been there for you don't you know that why is simply not good enough so just let me try and I will be good to you just let me try and I will be there

Ohio Friends
FRIENDS: Will stand guard while u take a piss. OHIO FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while your drunk ass is taking a piss in the bushes. --------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. OHIO FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the guy/gurl you tried to pick up ------------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. OHIO FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...that was fun " ------------------------------------------------------ FRIENDS: Cry with you. OHIO FRIENDS: laugh at you --------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. OHIO FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. --------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of

Nine Inch Nails - The Great Below
Will she come? Is there hope for me? After all is said and done Anything at any price All of this for you All the spoils of a wasted life All of this for you All the world has closed her eyes Tired faith all worn and thin For all we could have done And all that could have been Ocean pulls me close And whispers in my ear The destiny I've chose All becoming clear The currents have their say The time is drawing near Washes me away Makes me disappear And I descend from grace In arms of undertow I will take my place In the great below I can still feel you Even so far away I can still feel you Even so far away I can still feel you Even so far away I can still feel you Even so far away Even so far away Even so far away Even so far away So far away

Took A Walk In Rain Today
Took a walk in the rain today I wasn't alone, your memory was with me As the drops fell, they brought tears to my eyes Our many memories rushed into view The times shared by us, the loss felt Seems like an eternity since i last held you The distance between us seems to grow Missing you is harder each day It seems everything has changed But i hold on. Hope still remains in my heart At least i have my memories of you Each time i walk in the rain

Xrated Jokes
Thank you for this Deanna Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. Q. What's the height of conceit? A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. Q. What's the definition of macho? A. Jogging home from your vasectomy. Q. What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex? A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick! Q. Why is divorce so expensive? A. Because it's worth it! Q. What is a Yankee? A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common? A. They both like a tight seal. Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common? A. Their balls are just for decoration. Q.What is the difference between " o

Chambered Feelings
The joy of your voice, your laughter has me in a trance, welcomed with open arms. My thoughts of you bring a smile to my face; as if the sun has given my life and a reason to live. I like you wish to be loved, touched in a way that will last forever; words mixed with action; honest open deep feelings that come from the heart and blessed by mind, filled with hope and faith. Only time will tell, if this new found love; will stand the test of time and all the pain of being in love.

She's There
She’s there Always in the back of your mind Running through your memories of what once was. She’s there Wandering through your hopes and dreams Bringing back to mind the love you once shared She’s there That love lost you can’t seem to forget Shattering the hope of what could be between us She’s there In every thought, everyday of your existence That boundary that you can’t seem to overcome She’s there That living memory of everything you wanted in life Just out of reach, but yet you still hold on She’s there Being everything I’m not nor want to be Except with you… She’s there … and I’m not anymore.

Powerless
I am powerless in your arms, unable to think, unable to move, not wanting to breathe for fear that you will notice my presence or suddenly become annoyed by it. So I watch my footing carefully when I step near you, so as not to disturb you and your quiet thoughts. When I cry I make sure I do it quietly, so I won't wake you from your well deserved sleep. When I have a problem I hold it in and listen, because I know that you need someone to listen to yours. When you need me I am always by your side, to care for you and dress your wounds. I have offered you all of me and yet I sit idly by, waiting for you to give something back, to do anything that will show that you love me in return. Some say the greatest pain in life is to be ignored. Now I know that the greatest pain in life is to love.

Lost Love
When you hold me the warmth of your embrace makes me want to cry. We're so close yet so far away It was my choice so why does it tear at my heart. We were friends and lovers our marriage was so right, yet so wrong. I ache for your touch, but at the same time I want the distance of two worlds. The two worlds that are our own. We're as different as two people can be and at the same time, the same person. We were one as we made love, we were strangers in the same room. I think of all we shared together; of our daughter and the good times and the pain engulfs me for her sake. I wonder if it's all a mistake or if my choice will be what we needed. I miss you sweetheart, more than you'll ever know. But I've got to make it on my own to be satisfied with myself before it would be fair or honest. Too many unburied skeletons bring up too many lost souls one of which is my own.

Love Me...
Be kind to me Support me Show me your world and I'll show you mine Show gratitude Be surprised Be there for me Listen to what I have to say Show interests in my interests Don't crush my dreams Humor me Laugh with me Love me....

How Much More Can Someone Take?
I know that not everyone is going to please everyone but I really try to be nice and show respect to everyone I meet. For the last few months now I have been getting some nasty messages on my msn page from someone telling me I should do the world a favor and die and that I am just a waste of flesh. Now I am not foolish enough to know that I am going to make everyone happy but come on I don't even know you or what the fuck I did to deserve what you say to me. I know that I make mistakes but come on I am human and beyond popular belief I do have some damn feelings and they have been crushed lately. I know not everyone is going to believe me but I try to be nice, I am almost always there for my friends, I try not to say anything bad about anyone, but come on I am a human being and I do have feelings. To that person who keeps writing all those things saying I need to die, please stop you won, you have broken me down and I am truely crushed okay. You can stop now, I feel like the worst

Ugh
so this girl i went to school with died in a bad car wreck i guess the car rolled and then she fell out and then rolled on top of her it sometimes hurts to know that we wount live for ever and that we could die any day. my best friend monday morning uh rolled her car and fucked her neck up...i guess we take alot of things for granted...

Word Definitions
Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on. Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught. Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that You actually look forward to the trip. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

Snus Issues...
Since I ordered and received (real) swedish snus I've realized that Camel Snus isn't formulated correctly. Swedish snus (which has been around for literally centuries) does NOT burn holes in my lips as Camel Snus (American made) does. SO. I'm stickin' with real, true, snus. Swedish snus. So far I've found 3 types I like. Mocca mint miniportion. Mocca mandarin miniportion (eh its just okay). and CatchDry Eucalyptus (just ok). SO next time I'll order a few of the Mocca Mint and maybe one of another type. Here is what I ordered: *Göteborgs Rapé Mini White Portion (utterly gross. WON'T buy again.) *General Mini White Portion (utterly gross smell, couldn't even make myself try it. WON'T buy again.) CatchDry Cassis Menthol (gross smell, tried it, nasty. WON'T buy again.) *Mocca Mint Mini Portion (kinda gross smell, but its different, but good. Barely has a mint taste at all. Will buy again.) *Mocca Mandarin Mini Portion (Truly has a mandarin smell!! Has a slight mandar

Hey There Delilah
Check out 'Hey There Delilah's lyrics Hey there Delilah What's it like in New York City? I'm a thousand miles away But girl tonight you look so pretty Yes you do Times Square can't shine as bright as you I swear it's true Hey there Delilah Don't you worry about the distance I'm right there if you get lonely Give this song another listen Close your eyes Listen to my voice it's my disguise I'm by your side Oh it's what you do to me Oh it's what you do to me Oh it's what you do to me Oh it's what you do to me What you do to me Hey there Delilah I know times are getting hard But just believe me girl Someday I'll pay the bills with this guitar We'll have it good We'll have the life we knew we would My word is good Hey there Delilah I've got so much left to say If every simple song I wrote to you Would take your breath away I'd write it all Even more in love with me you'd fall We'd have it all Oh it's what you do to me Oh it's what you do to me

Surefire Ways To Know You're A Woman...
Surefire Ways To Know You're A Woman... You are a Bitch. When asked 'Is something bothering you?' reply 'no' then get pissed off when you are believed. Become attracted to someone because he is outgoing and loves parties, start dating him, and immediately expect him to stop this behavior.. Always take an hour longer than promised to prepare for the evening. Always hide very important events in very unimportant terms so you can have something to be pissed about when your boyfriend declines because he has pressing business, i.e. You say 'It's no big deal, but I was wondering if you would like to visit my parents with me if you are not busy this weekend.' when you mean 'It means a great deal to me for you to see my family with me this weekend whether or not it is possible!' Whine If you are trying to sleep, it's because you're exhausted from your almost superhuman level of daily achievement; if he is trying to sleep it's because he is lazy. No matter what the activ

You're An 80's Child If....
You're an 80's child if... You had a crush on one of the New Kids on the Block members. You wanted to be on Star Search. (Come on, we all did) You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off. You wore a banana clip or one of those slap on wrist bands at some point during your youth.*STILL GOT MY WRIST BAND LOL* You wore French rolls on the bottom of your splatter painted jeans. You had slouch socks, and puff painted your own shirt at least once. You owned a doll with 'Xavier Roberts' signed on it's butt. You know the profound meaning of ''Wax on, Wax off.'' You can name at least half of the members of the elite ''Brat Pack.'' You can remember watching Full House and Saved by the Bell for endless hours!!!!!! You have seen at least 10 episodes of Fraggle Rock. You know that another name for a keyboard is a ''Synthesizer.'' You hold a special place in your heart for ''Back to the Future.'' You know where to go if you ''

How Jane Taught Tarzan Sex
Click Here For Some of the Hottest Brazilian Ass Ever!!! One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life she asked him how he managed for sex. "What is sex" he asked. She explained to him what sex was and he said, Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree." Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong but I will show you how to do it right." She took off her clothes, laid down on the ground and presented herself properly. "Here," she said, "you must put it here." Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and suddenly gave her an almighty kick in the crotch and then, watching closely, stepped back. Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp, "What the hell did you do that for?" He replied, "Tarzan check for bees."

More Ramblings Of Domasi
There comes a time in everyone's life when they should look back and reflect on all that has happened. Maybe it should be done more often that we do, so we don't have to look at so many things at one time. As I look back on a portion of my life I see where I should have stepped up and took charge, should have done a few other things different, maybe stopped a few things and not even have started some things. Life is a school and the things I have done or put my self in were done with the knowledge that I had at the time. Some may say that is a cop out and that is fine (for you). Hindsight is 20/20 and with that in mind. I, like you would have done a lot of things differently to reach the same outcome. It is against my nature to intentionally hurt anyone, no more than I wish to be hurt. When a person feels backed into a corner, even if it is a corner they created. They tent to act automatically instead of thinking things through. Maybe even like the fight or flight feelings al

Survey
My latest mumm came about a long discussion with friends and others I know. Seems to me that everyone i know can't agree on a answere. Now me personaly say depends on the people involed, I am not friends with many of my exs but not do to that i didn't wanna be but that they didn't. Just wanted tpo see what the majority of the people on here say since u have a wide range of people from differant areas of the country and even the world.

Hey Thanks For Chatting And Bringing Out A Lot Of Laughs
I will be deleting my profile in a day or so....so those who wish to continue being friends or continue talking msg me and ill give my email address or cell number.......I have really enjoyed meeting you all and making friends on here..hope to here from you THANK YOU TRAV

If I Gave You My Heart......
IF I GAVE YOU MY HEART WOULD YOU LOVE ME IF I GAVE YOU MY MIND WOULD YOU UNDERSTAND ME IF I GAVE YOU MY BODY WOULD YOU FEEL ME IF I GAVE YOU MY LIFE WOULD YOU NEED ME IF I GAVE YOU MY PAIN WOULD YOU COMFORT ME AND IF I GAVE YOU MY LOVE WOULD YOU HOLD ME BECAUSE I WOULD GIVE YOU EVERYTHING TO SHOW YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU!

Women!
Some days i can work out women & any other day i can't, so why is today any different??? I just who i thought was a friend tell me that i'm forward & the way i go about finding a lady for myself is the wrong way. I believe that the only way to find a true lady is act like a gentleman & that's all i have ever done & yet i still get treated like absoulte crap 24/7/365 & it's driving me up the freakin' wall lately. Why can't i seem to find a lady that will treat me with the same level of respect as i show ladies all the time. What i mean is that when a guy notices a woman down the street the first thing most guys look on a woman is the womans breasts which to me shows how much respect most guys have for women these days & it sickens me to my stomach to see that happening, in my case though if i see a woman that i like the look of down the street then i'll look straight at her face & make eyes contact & the women keep walking then i here them laughing behind me after they pass by me. I'm s

Life In General!
Dear diary, How is anyone meant to be happy in life when A) his grandmother passes away(please refer to other blogs) & B) when his parents tell hjim that they would rather him dead cos he isn't a doctor, a lwayer or an accountant. & that he shouldn't have his life on the line with his security/personal bodyguarding job. They have neever done anything for me in my life for me as i had to do it myself or i never got anything for myself. I can't rely on anyone cos no1seems to give a shit about me. No child should ever have to hear those words that i heard come out of my parents mouths. then after i heard that my grandmother passed away that was the final straw in my life!

Please Read...important For Parents
Very important info..... Google has implemented a new feature which enables you to type a telephone number into the search bar and hit enter and you will be given the person's name and address. If you then hit Map you will get a map to the person's house. Everyone should be aware of this! It's a nationwide reverse telephone book. If a child gives out his/her phone number, someone can now look it up to find out where he/she lives. The safety issues are obvious, and alarming!!! Note that you can have your phone number removed or blocked. I tried my number and it came up along with the mapquest and directions straight to our house. I did fill out the removal form for myself, and encourage all of you to do the same. Quite scary! Please look up your own number!!!!!!! You may know someone who needs to know this -that would have little kids. It takes Sex Offenders right to your front door!! Please share this information with friends and family.

The Rest Of 2002 Poems
“A prayer for her” I said a prayer for her. That she’d find a love so true. That she’d seek God and know what to do. May she know of His love and mine. My friendship to her will last beyond time. To give up on her would be the worst crime. I said a prayer for her. That God will grant her the desires of her heart. That she’d know that His love would never depart. She means the world to me. I love her with that one love. The one which is given of the Father above. I said a prayer for her. She would hold her faith through the good and bad. To not lose sight of the good she has had. That she’d let go of the days that were rough. I pray she never lose that love I see in her eyes. That her heart shall fly free in the skies. I said a prayer for her. “My friend” I’m just laying here on my bed. There are thoughts of her within my head. She is my friend and she means so much. Does she know how much she means to me? My unconditional love will always be. No

Poems Of 2003
"Lost" I feel so lost without you. I feel empty and not knowing what to do. Why do you feel so far away? Why can't I seem to do right in what I do or say? I want so much to hold you in my arms. There is so much my heart wants to say. If I ever lost you, I'd lose a part of my soul. Nothing on earth would ever fill that hole. It's when I think of you that I dream. You fill my heart with joy that I want to scream! When I let you, you keep me on the right path. You're more important than you'll ever know. God blessed me with a friend so true! I feel so lost without you. “I need you” I need you more than words could ever say. Your smile is what gets me through any kind of day. Your soft voice and gentle touch mean so much. You set me free no matter what. I have you with me no matter where I go. You remind me of your unconditional love making sure I still know. Where would I be without your strength? Lord, I will always need you. Please get me through this hurti

Do I Love Jack Sparrow--duh
You scored as JACK SPARROW, Captain Jack Sparrow is the love of your life. He may be bad but he is VERY sexyWill Turner75% JACK SPARROW75% Do u love Jack Sparrow, or Will turner?created with QuizFarm.com

Omg I'm So Horny
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Bloodshed
Here I sit all alone Tears Streaming down my face Feeling like I am nothing more than a disgrace, I sometimes cut myself to see how much it bleeds The pain is like a sudden rush for me, I cry out for help, but no one hears my screams, All i can do is watch my blood pour out, It starts out slow and forms little streams, I grit my teeth or bite my shirt so that no one hears me shout. My sking and clothes are covered with stains But my mind is more focused on this agonizing pain. My friends and family have begged me to stop But this pain keeps burning deep inside However a small amount of relief is found in each blooddrop. These scars and wounds I will no longer try to hide, For its my life, my body and I'm not hurting anyone but myself. I have began to love pain Because in one way or another I get hurt every single day. Can't you see that these wounds are apart of me? Why won't you just let me be? I am tired of hiding behind a mask, But showing my "true" self has bec

Never Forget Heros From United Airlines Flight 175 9/11/01
Okay I was going to post this as one blog but it will not let me post it in it's entirety Blogs on CT are limited to 50000 characters and this one has 113000 characters So I will do it in a couple parts Here is a little something to reflect on, It will take a while to go through all the names but we need to never forget, We don't need just rememmber on the anniversary of that fatefull day, We need to Never, Ever Forget!!! God Bless the USA CONFIRMED DEAD: 2948 • REPORTED DEAD: 24 • REPORTED MISSING: 24 • TOTAL: 2996 UNITED AIRLINES FLIGHT 175 Heros CREW Robert Fangman, 33, Claymont, Del.* Michael R. Horrocks, 38, Glen Mills, Pa.* Amy N. Jarret, 28, North Smithfield, R.I.* Amy R. King, 29, Stafford Springs, Conn.* Kathryn L. LaBorie, 44, Providence, R.I.* Alfred Gilles Padre Joseph Marchand, 44, Alamogordo, N.M.* Capt. Victor Saracini, 51, Lower Makefield Township, Pa.* Michael C. Tarrou, 38, Stafford Springs, Conn.* Alicia Nicole Titus, 28, San Francisc

Never Forget Heros From The Wtc 9/11/01 G-p
Okay I was going to post this as one blog but it will not let me post it in it's entirety Blogs on CT are limited to 50000 characters and this one has 113000 characters So I will do it in a couple parts Here is a little something to reflect on, It will take a while to go through all the names but we need to never forget, We don't need just rememmber on the anniversary of that fatefull day, We need to Never, Ever Forget!!! God Bless the USA CONFIRMED DEAD: 2948 • REPORTED DEAD: 24 • REPORTED MISSING: 24 • TOTAL: 2996 WTC Heros Fredric Gabler, 30, New York, N.Y.* Richard S. Gabrielle, 50, West Haven, Conn.* James Andrew Gadiel, 23, New York, N.Y.* Pamela Gaff, 51, Robinsville, N.J. Ervin Vincent Gailliard, 42, New York, N.Y.* Deanna L. Galante, 32, New York, N.Y.* Grace Galante, 29, New York, N.Y.* Anthony Edward Gallagher, 41, New York, N.Y.* Daniel James Gallagher, 23, Red Bank, N.J.* John Patrick Gallagher, 31, Yonkers, N.Y.* Cono E. Gallo, 30, New

Never Forget Heros From The Wtc 9/11/01 Q-z
Okay I was going to post this as one blog but it will not let me post it in it's entirety Blogs on CT are limited to 50000 characters and this one has 113000 characters So I will do it in a couple parts Here is a little something to reflect on, It will take a while to go through all the names but we need to never forget, We don't need just rememmber on the anniversary of that fatefull day, We need to Never, Ever Forget!!! God Bless the USA CONFIRMED DEAD: 2948 • REPORTED DEAD: 24 • REPORTED MISSING: 24 • TOTAL: 2996 WTC Heros Christopher Quackenbush, 44, Manhasset, N.Y.* Lars Peter Qualben, 49, New York, N.Y.* Lincoln Quappe, 38, Sayville, N.Y.* Beth Ann Quigley, 25, New York, N.Y.* Lt. Michael Quilty, 42, New York, N.Y.* Ricardo Quinn, 40, New York, N.Y.* James Francis Quinn, 23, New York, N.Y.* Carol Rabalais, 38, New York, N.Y.* Christopher Peter A. Racaniello, 30, New York, N.Y.* Leonard Ragaglia, 36, New York, N.Y.* Eugene J. Raggio, 55, New Yor

Calling All Friends
I would like to make a folder with pics of my friends who would like to be immortalized!!! If you're interested let me and what pic you would like for me to rip!!! I want to show my appreciation to you all!!!

Fall Out Boy - This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
mornin fuckers :D here we go again I am an arms dealer Fitting you with weapons in the form of words And don't really care which side wins As long as the room keeps singing That's just the business I'm in This ain't a scene, it’s a god damn arms race This ain't a scene, it’s a god damn arms race This ain't a scene, it’s a god damn arms race I'm not a shoulder to cry on But, I digress I'm a leading man And the lies I weave are oh-so intricate [x2] I wrote the gospel on giving up (You look pretty sinking) But the real bombshells have already sunk (Prima-donnas of the gutter) At night we're painting your trash gold while you sleep Crashing not like hips or cars, No, more like parties This ain't a scene, it’s a god damn arms race This ain't a scene, it’s a god damn arms race This ain't a scene, it’s a god damn arms race Bandwagon's full Please, catch another I'm a leading man And the lies I weave are oh-so intricate [x2] All the boys who the dance f

Rick Rescorla
On September 11, 2002 I was asked to speak at a ceremony commemorating the events of 9/11/2001. There was only one person I could think of speaking about and that was Rick Rescorla. We Were Soldiers Once, And Young was required reading at the Infantry Officer Basic Course and we had briefings on the subject from both SGM Plumley and SGM Scott. Two very impressive NCOs, to say the least. That is how I was introduced to Rick Rescorla and his shining example of leadership and courage. This is the speech I gave, which had the good fortune of being blessed by none other than Joe Galloway. It was a small tribute to a man whose exploits I came to admire.............. "I would like to take a few moments to tell you the story of just one of the hundreds of heroes of September 11, 2001 and how his actions, past and present, set an example for us all. Rick Rescorla was an immigrant. He was born and raised in England. He immigrated to the United States at age twenty three. He becam

New Indiana Jones Movie
i just saw a news report that a fourth installment of the indiana jones series will be out next spring. it will be called indiana jones and the kingdom of skulls. so what do you think? is harrison ford too long in the tooth for this, it is repeortedly the last in the series and another actor will play his son, i think quite possibly it will end up with the death of the indiana jones character and open the door to his son taking the reins, but isnt this the way hollywood does things?

9/11
Heroes come in different forms, And some are never known ... Giving all they could possibly give From their hearts and on their own. Suzan is one of those heroes, Who ran before being asked. She knew the horror and suffering there And performed one of life's greatest tasks. The pictures show the work she's done, To help feed the folks at Ground Zero. The Entenmann's Lady deserves that credit And the title of "American Hero."

In Remembrance
Gone....but never forgotten. Here stood the Towers we all grew to know.... Its a shame it took their destruction...... For us to grow....... Take time to remember those fallen and who lost their lives.... Even though they crashed to the ground..... They are truly living in the skies.... Was it destined for them to take that ride.... I look at it as if God couldn't wait... And needed more angels by his side... God Bless you all. Love, ~Shea

The Allman Brother Band - Midnight Rider Live!
Well, I've got to run to keep from hidin', And I'm bound to keep on ridin'. And I've got one more silver dollar, But I'm not gonna let 'em catch me, no, Not gonna let 'em catch the Midnight Rider. And I don't own the clothes I'm wearing, And the road goes on forever, And I've got one more silver dollar, But I'm not gonna let 'em catch me, no Not gonna let 'em catch the Midnight Rider. And I've gone by the point of caring, Some old bed I'll soon be sharing, And I've got one more silver dollar, But I'm not gonna let 'em catch me, no Not gonna let 'em catch the Midnight Rider. No, I'm not gonna let 'em catch me, no Not gonna let 'em catch the Midnight Rider. No, I'm not gonna let 'em catch me, no Not gonna let 'em catch the Midnight Rider.

Yeah...i Still Do
Over and over again. That is why she has been trying to get me to stop visiting the kids. She thinks she is going to find that connection with another man. Despite referring to me last year in an interview for a church magazine as the love of her lifetime. She certainly was mine. Every time I have dated since all I can talk about is her. She made me so crazy, but to this day I can still feel her lying next to me in bed. I can still see her clearly in my head, the dreams of love they have not left my mind.

Pink Roses For You...
Because you're a beautiful person, I wanted to send something beautiful to you. Because you always fill my world with laughter and happiness, I wanted to send something bright to you. Because our friendship is true, I wanted to send some pink roses to you. It's not much, but I hope this greeting will do. In my own special way, I just wanted to let you know that you're in my thoughts today, and I'm sending some good wishes your way.

Virtual Love Potion...
Gulp, gulp, gulp, gulp, gulp, gulp, gulp, gulp! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! You just drank a virtual love potion! Someone will fall madly in love with you! The spell will take place in 15 seconds. As you scroll down the page, you must concentrate on the person you wish to cast the spell on. 15... 14... 13... 12... 11... 10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... Congratulations! The potion was successful. You will be loved by the one you admire! Happy loving!

9/11
September 11 was hard on everyone, so I can't stand it when people act as if their pain is more than the ones of others, Jeez let this day be about remembering the people we lost, the memories that changed our lives and the many men that out there still fighting for us. I lost a lot that day but I have grown and moved on and this is what we all must do, but for one day a year all should have some love in your heart cause you just don't know who is hurting behind you.

Hello Im Not New Here Lol
I WAS HERE WHEN IT WAS CHERRY TAP AND THE other site, i liked it here but since iwas on and stil on a iMac well my comp didnrt like it now that things are not conglomerated on here and 10,000 graphic ads arent slowin the site down, i decided to come here and look for friends local and far too....i hope to hear alot from the ones i have and to meet some new ones as wll i go to plentyoffish.com as well and CS. im also here to find that special friend who ican date and get to know. i hope to find herhere if not oh well lol.

Help Me!!
hey i would really appreciate it if u all could help me out with a contest and vote and comment on my picture!! :) here is the link http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=653457&albumid=554114&i=2693596018 thanks

Perfection In My Eyes
All I ever wanted was to be part of your heart, And for us to be together, to never be apart. No one else in the world can even compare, You're perfect and so is this love that we share. We have so much more than I ever thought we would, I love you more than I ever thought I could. I promise to give you all I have to give, I'll do anything for you as long as I live. In your eyes I see our present, our future and past, By the way you look at me I know we will last. I hope that one day you'll come to realize, How perfect you are when seen through my eyes.

Closing My Account With Fubar
just to let all my friends know i am closing my account here with fubar... i am moving and things are alittle crazy here right at the moment. i dont have time for this site right now. as soon as i can i will be back to set one up once again. til then.. everyone take care and have a fun and be safe. i wish all the best of luck. FAITHSMAMA

Umberella Rihanna Feat Jay Z
Rihanna Umbrella Lyrics Featuring: Jay-Z Jay-Z: Ahuh Ahuh (Yea Rihanna) Ahuh Ahuh (Good girl gone bad) Ahuh Ahuh (Take three... Action) Ahuh Ahuh No clouds in my storms Let it rain I hydroplane into fame (Eh eh) Come'n down with the Dow Jones When the clouds come we gone We Rocafella (Eh eh) She fly higher than weather And she rocks it better You know me An anticipation for precipitation stacks chips for the rainy day (Eh eh) Jay, rain man is back with lil Ms. Sunshine Rihanna where you at? [VERSE 1] You had my heart and we'll never be world apart Maybe in magazines but you'll still be my star Baby cause in the Dark You can see shiny Cars And that's when you need me there With you I'll always share Because [CHORUS] When the sun shines We’ll shine together Told you I'll be here forever Said I'll always be your friend Took an oath I'mma stick it out 'till the en

Finger Snack
I was going out. My everyday routine was getting boring. I never thought I would say or think it, but there it was. I liked playing with my pussy on the net and over the phone. But I still found myself wanting more. I decided to go out tonight. I wanted to feel a man's body on my body. His lips, mouth, touch, I wanted it all. Tonight I was going to wear a skirt, with no panties for easy access. I didn't call my friends tonight. I wanted to go alone. The minute I walked in the club I knew I was in the right place. The club was packed and the music was great. I walked over to the bar and ordered me a drink. I don't normally drink at clubs, because it has a crazy effect on me. But this night I wanted to be drunk, I wanted to do something wild and erotic. After the second drink I knew I was ready for my seduction. I just had to find the lucky guy to try it on. I made my way closer to the dance floor. Every so often I would feel men brush their hands, or bodies up against mines, and it arou

Burgler Ends Up Streaking
Foiled Burglar Loses Clothes in Tussle Sep 9, 4:57 PM (ET) DULUTH, Minn. (AP) - A man who allegedly tried to burglarize a home lost his clothes in a scuffle with the 69-year-old homeowner and then tried to streak away before he was arrested. Wayne and Kathie Boniface returned home from dinner Thursday night at a neighbor's to find the man in their house. Wayne Boniface said the man made the mistake of grabbing his wife. "As soon as he grabbed my wife, I had him in the kitchen wrestling him to the ground in a headlock and arm-lock," Boniface said. First, Boniface said, he ripped the man's shirt off. Then, "his head was down over the railing, and in today's world, pants are worn fairly loose. I pulled his pants, and his pants and underpants and shoes came completely off. He was completely nude." When police asked Boniface if he could identify the suspect, he said: "Oh, yeah. I believe he's the only guy running nude in Duluth." The 20-year-old man was apprehended a

"i'll Take You Back"
When a freight train jumps off a track And rolls down my road And it's summer time in Texas And they're playing in the snow When politicians everywhere stop telling lies And only state the facts Right then, that's when I'll take you back Let's say I get bucked off a bull and fall and hit my head And then I get amnesia and forget the things you said I lose my better judgment and I take up smoking crack Right then, that's when I'll take you back [Chorus] Go on keep trying Come on keep calling You know I like it When you come crawling It's like music To hear you bawling Waa, waa, waa, waa, waa When Donald Trump takes a part time job parking cars When Clint Eastwood does ballet in a big pink leotard And a donkey wins the Derby as he takes his victory lap Right then, that's when I'll take you back [Repeat chorus] The day that old morning sun rises in the west And they pass a law in L.A. banning artificial breasts When cars can run on water, gasoline an

Quite An Analogy
QUITE AN ANALOGY I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous Flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above The table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table .... Everywhere. Then some of the birds turned mean: They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out Of my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud: They sat on the feeder and squa wked and screamed at all hours of the day and Night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food. After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over The patio. Soon

If I Wrote The Greatest Love Poem
If I wrote the Greatest Love Poem Eric Ethan If I wrote the greatest Love poem it would be love from the heart not from the book. If I wrote the greatest Love poem it would be passion of love with the greatest kiss. IF I wrote the greatest Love Poem It would be of dreams of far away places to enjoy that no one heard of . If I wrote the greatest Love poem it would be of hearts that flutter like butterflies flying in mid air. If I wrote the greatest love poem it would be of the greatest hugs that last forever. If I wrote a love poem it would be to take that person hand and fly at night looking at the bright stars. If I wrote the greatest love poem it would be the tales of the greatest kiss to make that person dance in mid air. If I wrote the greatest love poem it would a great ending holding that person hand and walking in the sun set feeling love in the heart. The End

Life's Lessons...
Sometimes we must be hurt in order to grow. We must lose in order to gain. Some lessons are learned best only through pain... The QUALITY of your life depends on how you love the things you do, how you do things you love and how you love the one who loves you. You will find, as you look back upon your life, that the moments when you have really lived are the moment when you have done things in the spirit of LOVE...

Extrasensory Perception
ESP (extrasensory perception) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ESP is most commonly called the "sixth sense." It is sensory information that an individual receives which comes beyond the ordinary five senses sight, hearing, smell, taste, and touch. It can provide the individual with information of the present, past, and future; as it seems to originate in a second, or alternate reality. History: The term "ESP" was used in 1870 by Sir Richard Burton. A French researcher, Dr. Paul Joire, in 1892 used the term ESP to describe the ability of person who had been hypnotized or were in a trance state to externally sense things without using their ordinary senses. However, the phenomena of ESP activity has been indicated much earlier, some say even in Biblical times. Although there is no clear evidence as to the certainty of the phenomena it has attracted the attention and enthusiasm of many throughout the centuries. In the

The Complete Treat
The Complete Treat when your orgasm seems complete your are in for one more treat I will continue to caress you orally from your butt to your yoni and up to your venus mound when your yoni is back to its usually size and its mouth is closed, you will be ready for my lingam this will lead to another orgasm as your yoni will eagerly consume my lingam

Poem
shock is a spark the spark that lights up a room cause shock is is bright shock can do anthing shock is a friend that cares shock is my friend shock is a person a person with feelings feelings that he feels shock is a speacial person okay give me ur thoughts about this poem its my first one that i put on the internet

What A Kiss Means
What A Kiss Means Subject: what a kiss means -Kiss on the Upper chest or Stomach ~ I'm ready. -Kiss on the Forehead ~ We're cute together . -Kiss on the Cheek ~ We're friends. -Kiss on the Hand ~ I adore you. -Kiss on the Neck ~ I want you, now. -Kiss on the Shoulder ~ Your perfect. -Kiss on the Lips ~ I think I like you. ____________________________________________________ WHAT A GESTURE MEANS -Holding Hands ~ We definitely like each other. -Slap on the Butt ~ Your fun. -Holding you tight pressed against each other ~ I want you. -Looking into each other's Eyes ~ I like you, for who you are. -Playing with Hair ~ Let's fool around. -Arms around the Waist ~ I like you too much to let go. -Laughing while Kissing ~ I am completely comfortable with you. ____________________________________________________ ~Advice ~ Don't ask for a kiss, take one. If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love. _________________________________

Today On Worldrock Radio
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Missing My Dad...
I miss my dad... No one knows me like my dad... No one laughs like my dad... No one is magic like my dad... No one writes like my dad... No one has a sense of humor like my dad... No one likes the same music as me like my dad did... No one knows everything like my dad... No one surprises me like my dad... No one can protect me like my dad... No one makes me feel less crazy like my dad... No one listens like my dad... No one hugs like my dad... No one knows what to do like my dad... There is no one in this world like my dad... Lucy~

Liquid...
Liquid... thoughts in streams between... the makings of the scene... it's getting crowded in here... I'm smothered in dreams of nonsense... I'm tired of doing nothing and everything and nothing... everything seems in relation to water these days... in movement and stagnation... in security and utter randomness... in direction and obstruction... in cause and in effect... not meant to be controlled... and only vaguely understood... life is funny... at least... there is definitely a sense of humor behind the curtain... Lucy~

For My Husband...
YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL AND I LOVE YOU Though softly spoken, you’re strongly heard, you are beautiful and I love you. When I’m opening my heart, you hang on every word, you are beautiful and I love you. You laugh when other’s roll their eyes, you are beautiful and I love you. You’ve never answered me with lies, you are beautiful and I love you. You know me better than I know myself, you are beautiful and I love you. I’m rich with love beyond any wealth, you are beautiful and I love you. You’re a genuine gentleman in your daily life, you are beautiful and I love you. You’re a genius, truly, you’re sharp as a knife, you are beautiful and I love you. You call me just to hear my voice, you are beautiful and I love you. You share my sorrows and my joys, you are beautiful and I love you. You’d give a stranger the shirt off your back, you are beautiful and I love you. You treat my loved ones with courtesy and tact, you are

According To Forbes
Cowboys Most Valuable Teams In Sports IRVING, Texas - The Dallas Cowboys are No. 1. That's according to Forbes, the national publication which annually ranks the current value of the 32 NFL franchises. But as Forbes points out, this ranking is not just No. 1 in the NFL, but in all of the sports world. Forbes has put a $1.5 billion current value on the Cowboys, $330,000 more than the Washington Redskins ($1.467 billion), who had been the reigning champs for the past seven years. The Cowboys' value increased 28 percent since last year, and likely some of that jump must be attributed to the new $1 billion stadium rising out of the ground in Arlington, Texas. But according to a very proud Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, he credits the franchise's rating to one thing. "This evaluation is a credit to all Dallas Cowboys fans," Jones said in a statement here on Thursday. "They are the owners of this team." Just behind the Redskins, whose value only increased 3 percent fro

Read Me
Monogamy!!!!!!!!! i know what it means.... i believe these sex sites that are so common and so abundant at the moment give opportunity for infidelity.... My recent partner that i was engaged to.. and i thought id found the one... saw an opportunity to have a discrete fling off the net,, so i thought id have a look at these sites. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm so many married people looking for that little extra...SHIT!!! fix your bloody relationship i reckon...or at least be upfront with your partner and leave if its not working. Hey.... there has to be someone out there trying to keep at least some respectfull morals and the idea of monogamy going... Is the grass greener on the other side of the fence...NO,, its the idea that it is,,,, water the grass it can grow and flurish. Come on people ,,,,meaningless sex leaves you empty and hollow inside, it doesnt matter how many people you have sex with its the same feeling none the less...and everyone keeps doing it trying to find what th

Hate
How long have you had it? The hate that you hold in your heart The kind of hate that reaches your soul Does it satisfy you? Letting it consume your thoughts. Obsessing and not letting go. How does it feel? Watching all your positive ease into negativity Plaguing your life and rotting your existance Do you even love yourself? Enough to break free from the torture To live without having to endure torment Will you accept it? Life is not perfect All the hate you create can be overcome Can you let go before too much damage has been done? When you hold it off until its too late... The hate has consumed you and has already won Copyright ©2007 Kayla Santillana

I Cannot Find Him
My love is gone. Where, I know not. My father told me not to come home. If under the moon, I went out and sought.I pray, but I cannot find him. He is lost. To the streets I have taken. Around every road and bend, to find the man that was taken from me. I pray I find him in the end. I pray, but I cannot find him. He is lost. Weeks have past since he went missing. We were to marry one day. In my dreams, I would keep seeing I white country wedding in May. I pray, but I cannot find him. He is lost. I searched the allies. I searched the road. I searched the taverns, and places untold. I pray, but I cannot find him. He is lost. I miss his eyes and his touch. And, the sound of his voice, like sweet honey. The words he spoke I hung off, and lull into my sweet memory. I pray, but I cannot find him. He is lost. The beat of his heart I miss the most. The rhythm would lull me to my dreams. And, to those play host to a multit

What To Give A Man
What to give a man? I ponder. Obsessed in wonderment of you, What must I do? How do I make you love me? I wonder,in extreme contentment with you. Are you feeling as I am too? In your eyes, I see the stars of Heaven Contained in your heart, the universe above. Oh, what to give a man who has everything?Nothing, there is nothing but my love. Only my heart to give 'Tis not worth all the stars of Heaven. Not even the universe 'twould leave a void so deep Yet, it is all I have for a man that has everything. What would I not give to be lost in the pale blue? What would I do to hear your voice carry on the wind? The solace of serenity fill me deeply, to be lost in you. Let me fall into the sanctuary of your arms, Kiss your honey sweet lips, Stroke your raven black hair, In you to hide away from all I despair. What to give a man? I ponder If Heaven itself is contained within you. Tell me, my love...what must a woman do to keep you?

My Seduction Style
Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you! Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter. You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you. You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover. Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives. Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours. No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover.

What My Bday Means About My Love Life
Your Birthdate: July 31 You don't love lightly. For you, love is always a serious undertaking. However, you are able to love many types of people. You can bring out the best in almost anyone. Love surprises you often. You never know when or where you'll find it next. Number of True Loves You'll Have: 2 Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 1 You are most compatible with people born on the 4th, 13th, 22nd, and 31st of the month.

Am I A Good Kisser ???
Your Kissing Technique Is: Perfect Your kissing technique is amazing - and you know it. You have the confidence to make the first move. And you always seem to know what kissing style is going to work best. Sometimes you're passionate, sometimes you're a tease. And you're always amazing!

Whats My Seduction Stlye ??
Your Seduction Style: The Charmer You're a master at intimate conversation and verbal enticement. You seduce with words, by getting people to open up to you. By establishing this deep connection quickly, people feel under your power. And then you've got them exactly where you want them!

62 Things Most Girls Dont Know
How so true some of these are..... 1. The guy you pass up for another one is always better, its a proven fact 90% of the time. And even if you dont talk to the one you pass up anymore, you will find yourself thinking about him, and realized that you possibly could be happier. And even if you dont talk, and it seems like he doesnt like you anymore, believe me, he thinks about you everynight if he loved you at one point. 2. Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try. 3. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone. 4. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 5. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the pho

It Takes A Real Man.....
Any guy can mess around, it takes a real man to find a girl and stick with her. Any guy can call you sexy, hot, and all that.. it takes a real man to call you beautiful. Any guy can call you in tears begging you to take him back.. it takes a real man to not have a reason to be in those tears. Any guy can say I love you.. it takes a real man to say it and mean it even if all of his guy friends are standing around. Any guy can drive over to your house to hang out with you.. it takes a real man to show up unexpected. Any guy can throw back a beer or two.. it takes a real man to grab a coke instead knowing he shouldn't do it if you're not around. Any guy can have sex with a girl.. it takes a real man to wait. Any guy can be with you on the best days when everything is ok.. it takes a real man to stay by your side for weeks if thats what it takes when it feels like your world is falling apart. Any guy can talk noise with his friends when a sexy girl walks by.. it tak

Losing What Is Mine To Them!!!!
It hurts to know that in 1 second they can take you away from me without a doubt in their minds. That they dont know what it's like to have someone there and then gone! The pain, the hurt, and the many lonely days we will have to see in the next coming months, is going to be all that we have. But I want you to know that your my everything, my lifeline, my whole complete world! And no one or anything is going to come between that! I promise you this forever!!! Love your Wife . . . . Crystal

Grandma
Grandparents meet a need That no one else can fill; They’re always kind and gentle; They love you and always will. They have plenty of time to listen, To encourage and to care; When others are too busy, Grandparents are always there. They have delicious foods; There’s always something cooking; They feed you scrumptious foods, When no one else is looking. They take you special places; They’re never in a hurry. They soothe you when you’re troubled, And help you not to worry. They buy you things you want, Even things that you don’t need; "Do what makes them happy!" Is every grandparent’s creed. They focus on your good points, And overlook each flaw; How could we do without you We love you grandma!! Thank you, Grandma, For giving life a special shine; I’m glad to have you as a grandparent, And happy you are mine!

Harvard Reading Test
This was developed as an age test by an R&D department at Harvard University . Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person over 40 years of age can't do it. 1. This is this cat 2. This is is cat 3. This is how cat 4. This is to cat 5. This is keep cat 6. This is an cat 7. This is old cat 8. This is fart cat 9. This is busy cat 10. This is for cat 11. This is forty cat 12. This is seconds cat Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down and I betcha you can't resist passing this on.

Lewis And Clark
First chance I get I'm going Lewis and Clark all over you - I'm going to explore your hidden parts in little bits of spilling outs between the making loves and the silences... First chance I get, in the exhaustion of the after agains I will tell you what you mean to me so far - those will be the words most meant, most felt. And when each inch of you is charted, we may know each other in ways never expected. © All rights reserved

Not Incubus
I think you think it is inevitable - that every man must take from you; each of us an incubus busking for the moment when your flesh ripens ready for a little torrid dreaming. I want you wide awake and crying out in harmony with yes yes yes and there it is, now more. And out of breath in my arms, secure warm warmer now boiling with a need to want to have. Later you will sleep and I will watch and wait for the moment you awaken and say: yes yes yes reaching to me, drawing me to you. I want you wide awake and wanting me inside you and the rush of me to fill you and to bring to flesh your dreams. © All rights reserved

Hey
Sorry that I haven't been around lately but I have been pretty busy and have been kinda depressed about some personal stuff. Hopefully things will start getting better and I will be back online soon. For those of you who would like to talk drop me a line on the land line as I hardly get online any more or you can always send me email to my personal account

Still Don't Have My Computer
I still don't have my fuckin computer fixed (sighs) My computer guy is out of town for two weeks and we don't wanna pay more to get it fixed somewhere else so I'm waiting on him to come back and then grab him before he gets busy again fixing other people's computers and laptops . So I'm stuck using my mother's computer for now UGH .....

60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are act

Meet My Cat...
Hello. My name is Sita, and my pets' names are Sandy, Joel, and Judy. They are the ones who give me food when ordered to, though they are a bit slow and often need to be reminded several times. I try to make the rules clear, but their comprehension is so limited. They have been telling me that you creatures don't understand our straightforward communications and that you prefer this complicated mess you call speech. Here is my first attempt to relay critical information to you using that medium; please respond and let me know how I'm doing. These are the Rules; please familiarize yourselves with them thoroughly: Petting: This is permitted when I am in the mood. Be warned that my mood changes from moment to moment. When I wish you to stop, I will issue a warning look, or perhaps a firm pat with my closed paw. Please take the hint; after that first warning it can get ugly. Combing: Not permitted. Don't even think about it. I do a fine job of my own hygiene, thank you. Chasi

Shopping In New York City...
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!" So, a woman goes to the store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign reads: "These men Have Jobs". The second floor sign reads: "These men Have Jobs and Love Kids". The third floor sign reads: "These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking." "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. At the fourth floor the sign reads: "These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework." "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still

Internet Forum Lightbulb Maintenance...
How many online forum group members does it take to change a lightbulb? 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed. 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently. 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs. 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs. 53 to flame the spell checkers. 41 to correct spelling/grammar flames. 6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"...another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp". 15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct. 156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy". 109 to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb grou

Sign My Guestbook People
Ok i really would love for all you who come to visit and to rate me to sign my guestbook and it doesn't matter if we are friends yet. I am just wanting to see the faces of all those who stop by, show me some love please

Damn It All. Lol
Smallville season 6 is coming out soon and I want to get a hold of it. Right now Best Buy has it on sale to pre-order. It been a while since I spoiled myself....but hard to when money kinda tight....but I want to. Least as a early Bday gift to myself. LOL. Not like I have anyone else to spoil at the moment really. Though I also know some other movies coming to dvd real soon also. Spider-Man 3 and Transformers. Yeah I know.....a geek or whatever. I like fantasy and action. Can't help who I am. I am not too much the geek. Sighes.......I am fighting myself about pre ordering Smallville. Only a little over $40 to order it and have it shipped to me. Damn it all....and when I am down in ways it one thing I like to do. Spoil myself somehow.....or I cook. LOL.

Car Tires
Too many cigarettes today - oh god, your yellow dress (crumpled like roadkill on the kitchen floor) still flashes like a ghost behind my eyelids. I want to snuff out this memory like I did that last Camel Light - how can I, with your sweet vapors still rising from my hands? I have watched airy swirls of grey smoke climb from too many cigarettes and hover over too much gin today while you are on a highway putting as many goddamned miles between us as you possibly can - how did we go from love to I couldn't give a shit in one short night (two hours, thirty-seven minutes from the speed of light to fucking zero)? Now I sit and listen for the crunch of tires on the macadam, listen for the telephone, listen for the sound of you still echoing from the bedroom walls... © All rights reserved

Head Or Heart ???
You Follow Your Heart You're romantic, sentimental, and emotional. You tend to fall in (and out of) love very quickly. Some may call you fickle, but you can't help where your emotions take you. You've definitely broken a few hearts, but you're not a heartbreaker by nature. Your intentions are always good, even if they change with the wind

Beliefs And Religion
You fit in with:Spiritualism 80% spiritual.40% reason-oriented. Your ideals are mostly spiritual, but in an individualistic way. While spirituality is very important in your life, organized religion itself may not be for you. It is best for you to seek these things on your own terms. Take This Quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

What Type Of Pagan Am I
You are a Pagan Leader! You are a role model in the Pagan community, and if you're not, you are well on your way! Teaching the craft, and helping those new to the path is your passion. Throwing the events and expanding peoples horizons! Take this quiz at QuizHeaven.com

Behind
A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing. She replied, "I'm on the 7th hole, and you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole." He thanked her and went back to his golf. On the back nine the same thing happened; and he approached her again with the same request. She said, "I'm on the 14th hole, you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 13th hole." Once again he thanked her and returned to his play. He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where he saw the same lady sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the bartender if he knew the lady. The bartender said that she w as a sales lady and played the course often. He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink in appreciation for your help. I understand that you a

Thought For The Day - 17 September 2007
The 213 Things Skippy Is No Longer Allowed To Do In The U.S. Army:87. If the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.

Checking The List
Well the birthdays are done. Ryan & dad are officially a year older. I’m full of cake and have birthday bags to last me the next few years. But even with their birthdays I was able to get a lot done for the first annual Barn Yard Bash! The guest list made and the invitations designed. Ryan let me go crazy at garden ridge when I was buying decorations; he said he loves to see the smile I get when ideas are working out in my head, so cost is of no importance. I have lots of goodies for the little monsters, and the Rocks that Eric and Ryan carried up the hill for me made the perfect fire pit. And lucky we got also go the straw because I was just informed that they won’t be getting anymore shipments in. So now all we have to do is send out the invitations and wait till the 13th

The Ties That Bind
The ties that bind are not of steel Links of chain so cold to feel. They are not made of leather bands or silken ropes binding hands. They are not cuffs that click in place. Of satin threads there’s not a trace Not spreader bars, or restraints bought. No man-made things against which is fought Instead they come from in the heart. Binding one right from the start. Chains of loyalty true and strong Keeping one where they belong. Ropes of truth and threads of trust All these things, they are a must. Cry to the angels up above Bound by honor – bound by love.

Reality Of Life
When you look around your life And realize that it looks much different when looked upon for the first time Kids see this life as something new and amazing Something to be explored and conquered Adults see it as the fast lane To get where your going and get there as fast as possible When do we slow down and see what the kids see A vast world of caves and mountains Where you don’t know what lies behind the rock Or what creeps under the bridges When was the last time you saw the monster in the closet Or the other world in your mirror When did reality decide to come in your life and make itself known When it took away the imagination and fantasy of what could be And showed you what lies behind the rock and under the bridge When did it tell you that other worlds were not possible And that a mirror was just a mirror Do we ever stop to see the world as a child sees it Or does reality keep us moving so that the world can never be truly seen

A Little About Me.
Hi everybody! I just want to thank everyone who has checked out my stash and given me such positive responses to the stuff in there. For those that don't know much of the videos included are songs that I have loved for most of my life and I always will because I feel very loyal to the things I love. The best bonus is when others enjoy and are entertained by those same things. I hope all of you wonderful folks are having a great week! Oh, by the way, if you have any questions about anything in my stash feel free to ask me. I'm not the leading authority on any of this stuff but I do like to share my wealth of generally useless information with others. Peace!

Strange This Is Goin On I Smell Books Sales
minutes ago LAS VEGAS - News conferences, a slew of felony charges, a perp walk in handcuffs and detention in a holding cell without bail — it's clear authorities aren't giving O.J. Simpson any celebrity breaks. Police insist such treatment is prudent for a man whose name is synonymous with a slow-speed chase from officers in a white Ford Bronco. But legal experts are questioning whether Simpson is being singled out for extra-tough prosecution in his casino-hotel robbery case as payback for his murder acquittal more than a decade ago. "It is regrettable that America has not gotten over the O.J. Simpson criminal case," said Carl Douglas, who was co-counsel with Johnnie L. Cochran in Simpson's 1995 criminal trial. "The fact that he is being held without bail seems unfair and over the top," Douglas said. "O.J. has always been able to satisfy his obligations to the court. He cooperated with the authorities in this case. He is not a flight risk. And he certainly can't hide anyw

Funnyest Sex Joke Ever Lmfao Have Fun And Smile Your Alive Lol Thx............
Okay so a guy is 09-18-07...8:10 AM near the end of his senior year in high school. Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 years old. One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk. As you might expect things start to heat up. The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position. Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! Lettuce!!! Tomato!!! She screams. Lettuce!!

Gotta Love An Ohio Girl Lol
A girl from Ohio and a girl from the east coast were seated side by side on an airplane. The girl from Ohio, being friendly and all said, "So, where ya from?" The east coast girl said, "From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence. The girl from Ohio sat quietly for a few moments and then replied: "So, where ya from....bitch?"

White Buffalo Calf Woman
WHITE BUFFALO CALF WOMAN Brings The First Pipe As told by: Joseph Chasing Horse We Lakota people have a prophecy about the white buffalo calf. How that prophecy originated was that we have a sacred bundle, a sacred peace pipe, that was brought to us about 2,000 years ago by what we know as the White Buffalo Calf Woman. The story goes that she appeared to two warriors at that time. These two warriors were out hunting buffalo, hunting for food in the sacred Black Hills of South Dakota, and they saw a big body coming toward them. And they saw that it was a white buffalo calf. As it came closer to them, it turned into a beautiful young Indian girl. That time one of the warriors thought bad in his mind, and so the young girl told him to step forward. And when he did step forward, a black cloud came over his body, and when the black cloud disappeared, the warrior who had bad thoughts was left with no flesh or blood on his bones. The other warrior kneeled and

If A Man Wants You...
If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn`t want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn`t mistreat a friend. Don`t settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don`t stay because you think "it will get better."You`ll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant. Why would he treat you any differently? Always have your own set of frien

Well, It Is Time For Me To Go Back...
Into the dream world that 'schedule 2' pills give me. It was not so funny falling asleep last night without taking all my bedtime meds but having surgery yesterday morning, I think the Doctor that gave the Magic juju Juice really gave it to me. Cause I literally felled to sleep. In a awkward position, the kind of position that requires both hands to get out of it. Now I am one-handed for 6 weeks, so either I go to bed early or crash where I may. I know yesterday day after coming back home from surgery, I was on fubar for awhile but the thing that most didn't know, I was already sleeping in front of the computer anyways. Cause when I was nodding off my son told me it was time for me to go to sleep. My inner child said (she is a brat) "No!" to him and what happened after she said no, a few minutes later I would nod off again. LOL, of course my inner child she is a wicked one, loves to play and causes havoc when she can. She does challenges anyone in her's way, which my Son

Dear Little One
Dear little one, feircly protect the twinkle in your eye. Listen to how you were made because that is where the twinkle comes from. Revel in your God-given unquineness. It is your differentness the world is longing to know. Listen to your calling-the place where your gifts live. Listen to the words fo your own song because if you never hear your own song, you will never be able to dance. ~Mike Yaconelli~

Babyhood
A baby is an invitation to adventure--seeing his eyes begin to focus...finding out what color they're going to be...feeling his tiny fingers take one of yours captive and never wanting to be set free...holding your breath as he stands and tumbles down into your waiting arms...and joyful as he gets up again...cheering as he takes that first step.The sad thing about babyhood is that it goes too fast. ~Phyllis Hobe~

Words....
Everything you see was created by a word from God. Except one thing-you. When you look at the stars, you're looking at something that was created by a word from God. When you look at the mountians, you're looking at something that was created by a word from God. But when you look in the mirror, always remember: you're looking at something that was created by the very hand of God. ~Mark Lowry~

I Dunno
Even online I tend to be choosy about my friends, I read profiles, even chat when I have time, before I send a friend request. Around here I almost feel antisocial because I've received more friend requests than I send. I will accept any that I get, but don't think I'm being snobbish if I don't ask you to be a friend right away... I just be slow sometimes.

Graying Devil Dogs Still Growl
LONG READ BUT WILL WORTH THE READ By Thomas D. Segel on Sep 16, 07 NewsByUs, ID Harlingen, Texas, September 15, 2007: They are mostly old now and many are long retired. Still, these Marines, these graying alumni of the warrior band who were called “Teufel Hunden” or Devil Dogs by their World War I German enemies, remain protective toward both Country and Corps. They also keep a watchful eye on the Young Lions now wearing the uniform who are waging heroic warfare against a fanatical enemy. These veterans are very up front with how they view the actions of our national leadership, the media and the anti war movement. The MoveOn.org ad calling General David Petraeus “General Betray Us” that was reportedly given a very favorable discount by the New York Times, has generated rush of negative comments. Most former Marines think the media is completely anti war - anti military and do not accept either print or electronic accounts as truthful reporting. Many of them rely on email c

John 13:34-35
A new commandment I give unto you, That ye love one another; as I have loved you, that ye also love one another. By this shall all men know that ye are my disciples, if ye have love one to another. John 13:34-35

Take The Risk, Move On!!
So many people are afraid of those risks, due to rejection, failure, or broken dreams. I, sadly, am one of those.... I never had to take a chance back in the day. I already had someone in my life. Of course it didn't turn out too well... But is having someone there in your life that is a let-down better than constantly being a lone or having a life full of repetitious one night stands? Sometimes i think it would be easier being back with him and knowing everyday would be a disapointment-instead of having hope it will be perfect and getting the exact opposite out of nowhere. Atleast that way getting hurt is expected-not a surprise. You're coming back to me w/ open arms tellimg me you love me, wanting me back. Where were you when i really needed you?... I'm content with my life now- i'm finally laughing and truely meaning it. And the fact it is someone else responsible for my laughter is driving you mad... Maybe you shouldn't have made me cry so much-cuz now i ha

Medicine Wheel
Medicine Wheel The Medicine Wheel is representative of American Indian Spirituality. The Medicine Wheel symbolizes the individual journey we each must take to find our own path. Within the Medicine Wheel are The Four Cardinal Directions and the Four Sacred Colors. The Circle represents the Circle of Life and the Center of the Circle, the Eternal Fire. The Eagle, flying toward the East, is a symbol of strength, endurance and vision. East signifies the renewal of life and the rebirth of Cherokee unity. East = Red = success; triumph North = Blue = defeat; trouble West = Black = death South = White = peace; happiness There are three additional sacred directions: Up Above = Yellow Down Below = Brown Here in the Center = Green Winter=go-la The color for North is Blue which represents sadness, defeat. It is a season of survival and waiting. The Cherokee word for North means "cold" u-yv-tlv. Spring=gi-la-go-ge The color for East is Red which represents victory,

13 Things Pms Stands For
13 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR: 1. PASS MY SHOTGUN 2. PSYCHOTIC MOOD SWING 3. PERPETUAL MUNCHING SPREE 4. PUFFY MID-SECTION 5. PEOPLE MAKE me SICK 6. PROVIDE ME with SWEETS 7. PARDON MY SOBBING 8. PIMPLES MAY SURFACE 9. PASS MY SWEATS 10. PISSY MOOD SYNDROME 11. POOR MEN SUCK 12. PACK MY STUFF &&& MY FAVORITE ONE 13. POTENTIAL MURDER SUSPECT PASS THIS ON TO ALL OF YOUR HORMONAL FRIENDS & THOSE WHO MIGHT NEED A GOOD LAUGH!! ...OR MEN WHO MAY NEED WARNING!! REMEMBER: MONEY TALKS..... BUT CHOCOLATE SINGS!!

To Meet Such A Man
I sat, with two friends, in the picture window of a quaint restaurant just off the corner of the town-square. The food and the company were both especially good that day. As we talked, my attention was drawn outside, across the street. There, walking into town, was a man who appeared to be carrying all his worldly goods on his back. He was carrying, a well-worn sign that read, "I will work for food." My heart sank. I brought him to the attention of my friends and noticed that others around us had stopped eating to focus on him. Heads moved in a mixture of sadness and disbelief. We continued with our meal, but his image lingered in my mind. We finished our meal and went our separate ways. I had errands to do and quickly set out to accomplish them. I glanced toward the town square, looking somewhat halfheartedly for the strange visitor. I was fearful, knowing that seeing him again would call some response. I drove through town and saw nothing of him. I made some purchases at a s

Bar
BAR We walk into a bar, there is music playing, lots of people dancing. It's kind of dark inside but after our eyes adjust, we can see the entire room. I am wearing a beautiful black lace dress, goes to right above my knees, low in the back, low cut in the front but elegant, not trashy (lol, haven't ever had the chance to wear it).... black lace top thigh highs, black lace panties with matching black plunge bra, hope that gives a good visual. You have your arm around my waist as I look around the room. I see a table in the back corner, it's a booth with a high table top. I point to it and we go sit. Soon after, the waitress comes up to take our drink order. I have my hand on your thigh, squeezing slightly which makes you flinch. I can see the nervous look on your face while she is still in front of us. I move my hand up your leg, placing on the outside of your trousers. She walks away as I start to unzip your pants. I take you out in my hand. You are still looking around, not sure i

First Touch
FIRST TOUCH The time you were away flew by quickly. We were both anticipating when you would return to the states, when we could finally get to see each other. I know that you have seen pictures of me but I want to make sure that you are pleased when we meet. I pick out something pretty basic to wear but it's comfortable and looks good. I have put on my jean skirt, it goes right to the knees. My shirt is a simple button up blouse, green, have on a necklace that falls across my collar bone with a pendant in the middle. Since I have on the skirt, I've decided to wear my boots that go half way up my calf. My hair is down, dried it straight like in the pictures that I have sent you. Made sure not to forget to freshen my body spray, want you to think of me anytime you smell that scent. It's still kind of cool out so I have on my long dark grey coat. Watching the clock, I know that you will be arriving soon so I head to the airport. Anxiously waiting for your flight to arrive, I find myse

Proverbs 16 ; Verses
14 ; The heart of of him that hath understanding seeketh knowledge; But the mouth of fools feedeth on foolishness. 15 ;all the days of the afflicted are evil, but he that is of merry heart has a continual feast. 16 ; Better is little with the fear of the Lord,then great treasure and trouble there of. 17 ;Better is a dinner of herbs,where love is ,then a stalled ox and hatered there of. 18 ; A wrathful man stirreth up strife,but he that is slower to anger appeaseth strife. 19 ;the way of the slothful man is a hedge of thorns,but they way of the righteous is made plain. 20 ;A wise son maketh a glad father.but a foolish man despiseth his mother. 21 ;Folly is joy to him that is destitute of widson,But a man of understanding walk uprightly. 22 ; Without counselse pourposes are disappointed ;but the mulitiude of counsellors they are established . 23 ; A man have joy by the answer of his mouth,And a word spoken in due season , how good it is! 24 ; the w

Tattoo Advice
Okay ppl, I usually don't do this, but i'm asking advice: I'm planning to get another tat, to go along with the eleven that I already have. (which are all in chinese characters). I want to get something that starts at the back of my right hand and continues all the way up my forearm. Any suggestions on what I should get? And please be original. i.e. FLAMES ARE A NO GO.

They Say They're 100% True But Are They???
This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it everyday. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true. 1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. You are special and unique. 8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look. 11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.

Losing Faith
Humanity is spiralling out of control. We allow the weak and poison minded to rule us. The ideals of political correctness is such a one way street. Those we seek not to offend, offend us at the drop of a hat....and they get away with it. So many people cower in fear of the repercussions of dealing with infidels the way they should be dealt with...so many feel they are entitled to so much they have not earned. The only thing anyone is entitled to is the right to live like everyone else. Work,uphold the law,treat folks decently and be treated accordingly. I am also angered at the people of this country. I understand that we all have a right to our opinion and what have you,however I feel if you have such a strong opinion,stop talking and act. You talk the big talk but when the time to be froggy comes you simply cower in your cave. Either back that shit up or shut your can. If you hate this country so much get the fuck out. We won't stop you. But if you choose to remain ,then I sugges

~~~~~fubar Creep Alert~~~~~
THIS GUY IS GOING AROUND FUBAR AND RIPPING PICS WITHOUT ASKING BUT ONLY FROM WOMEN ON HERE. IF YOU HAVE FRIENDS THAT YOU CARE FOR PLEASE WARN THEM TO BLOCK THIS CREEP.http://fubar.com/user/1164733

Dr. Phil's Test - I'm A 46.
Dr. Phil's Test: Here you go. Try this! Below is Dr. Phil's test. (Dr. Phil scored 55; he did this test on Oprah - she got a 38.) Some folks pay a lot of money to find this stuff out! Read on, this is very interesting! Don't be overly sensitive! The following is pretty accurate and it only takes 2 minutes. Take this test for yourself and send it to your friends. The person who sent it placed their score in the e-mail subject box. Please do the same before forwarding to your friends (send it back to the person who sent it to you.) Don't peek, but begin the test as you scroll down and answer. Answers are for who you are now --- not who you were in the past Have pen or pencil and paper ready This is a real test given by the Human Relations Dept. at many of the major corporations today. It helps them get better insight concerning their employees and prospective employees. It's only 10 Simple questions, so grab a pencil and paper, keeping track of your letter answers to ea

Thought For The Day - 20 September 2007
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."--George Carlin

The Past Does Hurt
THE PAST DOES HURT All this pain is trapped inside it consumes me, I have no place to hide I long to be free, so free to be free from all the pain, all the hurt. People say that they past can't hurt you, but the real truth is that the people lied. The past does hurt, it hurts so bad especially when you find that the past is repeating itsself and you are left wondering, "What the hell?" I often wonder about what really happened but I've learned you're never going to tell. You say that you will answer anything I want to ask Yeah, right, thanks for the good laugh why don't you just go ahead, and take off the mask? You say that you need a friend, and I'm sitting here thinking, "Ok, I've been right here waiting, where the hell have you been?" Is this how you treat all of your female friends or is this jus how you treat me? No! Don't tell me that you're sorry I've heard this line too many times before. You have often stated that you felt like you hurt me

Unspoken
UNSPOKEN Looking back upon my life I see the mistakes I've made and the people who have been hurt along the way. Who is to say that if I chose a different path that I would have the things that I have today? So many wishes haven't came true, so many promises haven't been followed through. Dreams have been shattered, hearts have been broken, too many words have been left unspoken. M.G.C.H. (~CARELESS WHISPERS~) April 5, 1995

Painful Love
Love is Pain They say you need to be a certain age to know love There are many things you need to wait for, but love is not one of them You don't need to be a certain age to feel pain why would you need to be a certain age to know love? Love is a feeling just like pain, and in some ways so much worse Love is pain its just drawn out and delayed While other pains eventually fade love is forever, and nowhere near as merciful

Is This Love?
Love is a strange and beautiful thing, It spans time and space, distance is no object to love. You will wait forever for the one you love, Travel wherever you need to be with them. When you are in the arms of the one you love, That love can make a moment last a lifetime, Yet make a lifetime seem no more than a moment. When love is distant it grows strong, When it returns it flowers. People crave it, strive for it, fight for it, and die for it, And when they find it, they know they are complete. For in the arms of the one we love is wholeness, Belief, completeness, passion, and security. The one we love is someone for whom we would do anything, And never ask for anything in return. It produces a love of all that person is and will ever be, Regardless of what that may mean to me. Love knows that when you are away, That you are still loved, cherished, thought after, and missed By the one you love, And they know that you love them back. That is Love.

Whatever
you take the finer things in life and turn it crap you take innocent beings and you turn them evil life is not to be messed with but to be helped time waits for no man to fix their mistakes fix it during the time of flow don't try to build yourself up to look great when in all reality you are an average joe going nowhere in fact an average joe knows what they are and who they are but you have no clue and that is sad i know who i am and who you are but thing is do you? i see the good in most but i am trying to find it in you i see it yes indeed i see it but you rarely ever show it but there is hope the question is do you want it to show? just try to remember karma don't hurt or kill or stop all things just do your best and that shall show

I Love My Crushs
# 9 different people have a CRUSH on you rite now! :-D [?]IF YOU ARE PLEASE COME GIVE ME SUM LOVE A Hug Certificate for You!THANK YOU ALL HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND *´¨`*•.¸♥♥¸.•*´¨`*•. ¸♥?¨`*•.¸♥♥¸ .•*´¨`*• .¸♥?.•*´¨`*•.¸ This poem is very sweet. It will be interesting to see who sends it back. Forward this on and back. Thanks! *´¨`*•.¸♥♥¸.•*´¨`*•. ¸♥?¨`*•.¸♥♥¸ .•*´¨`*• .¸♥?.•*´¨`*•.¸ If I could catch a rainbow I would do it just for you *´¨`*•.¸♥♥¸.•*´¨`*•. ¸♥?¨`*•.¸♥♥¸ .•*´¨`*• .¸♥?.•*´¨`*•.¸ And share with you its beauty On the days you're feeling blue. *´¨`*•.¸♥♥¸.•*´¨`*•. ¸♥?¨`*•.¸♥♥¸ .•*´¨`*• .¸♥?.•*´¨`*•.¸ If I could build a mountain You could call your very own; *´¨`*•.¸♥♥¸.•*´¨`*•. ¸♥?¨`*•.¸♥♥¸ .•*´¨`*• .¸♥?.•*´¨`*•.¸ A place to find serenity, A place to be alone. *´¨`*•.¸♥ϖ

Never Under Estimate Yourself
The Tomato Company An unemployed man is desperate to support his family of a wife and three kids. He applies for a janitor's job at a large firm and easily passes an aptitude test. The human resources manager tells him, "You will be hired at minimum wage of $5.35 an hour. Let me have your e-mail address so that we can get you in the loop. Our system will automatically e-mail you all the forms and advise you when to start and where to report on your first day." Taken back, the man protests that he is poor and has neither a computer nor an e-mail address. To this the manager replies, "You must understand that to a company like ours that means that you virtually do not exist. Without an e-mail address you can hardly expect to be employed by a high-tech firm. Good day." Stunned, the man leaves Not knowing where to turn and having $10 in his wallet, he walks past a farmers' market and sees a stand selling 25 lb. crates of beautiful red tomatoes. He buys a crate, carri

A Reflection Upon Three Crosses
A Reflection upon Three “Crosses” September 18, 2007 by Wayne Jackson In the spring of A.D. 30, three men were crucified just outside the city of Jerusalem. A consideration of the historical facts associated with each is rewarding indeed. Crucifixion was probably the most horrible form of capital punishment ever devised by man. The ancient Persians practiced it (ca. 522 B.C.); for example, when Darius, a Persian ruler, conquered Babylon (the second conquest), he had three thousand leading citizens crucified (Herodotus, The Histories 3.159). Later crucifixion became a mode of Greek execution. Following the destruction of Tyre, Alexander the Great crucified two thousand men of military age (Rollin 1857, 526). On occasion, the Jews resorted to crucifixion. In the inter-biblical period, Alexander Jannaeus (103-76 B.C.) crucified eight hundred Pharisees who had been involved in a revolt. The Romans, however, were most noted for the practice. In 71 B.C., following a slave revolt in

My Supposed Fiancee
since my fiancé is just "too busy" for me I guess I'll share my problems with everyone here! Well here goes. Mike and I got together last November after 2 years of talking online, got engaged then I got cold feet in April (this would be my 3rd marriage). But in August we got back together and re-engaged. But we are having ISSUES! Like this for instance; my son's birthday was the 15th and my oldest daughters' birthday was the 19th of September and their party is this weekend. He won't even allow his boys to miss one dang football game and he won't miss one game of theirs for my kids' birthday party! I mean shit the boys have 7 games a season my kids only have one birthday a year you know what I mean and heck last Christmas and Thanksgiving I ditched my whole family and hauled all "Santa's" gifts to Louisville and did Christmas there...never made it to Thanksgiving w/ my family and was 2 days late for Christmas....but he can't let his boys miss a damn football game? I mean seriou

Why Stress
I try not to stress to much,but life has its way to showing up and kicking my ass.I thought after some one gets a devorse there life gets easier.Even if you get into a simple relationship.Life gives you a suprize.Stress!Im starting to to beleive being single is the only way out of dealing with the stress of a relationship,even marrige.My relationship with my girl friend is starting to kill me.I feel like Im married to my exwife again.My stress level is so damb hi that my head is going to pop.I need to Make up my mind and figure if this stress is worth it.

Daddy's Empty Chair
DADDY'S EMPTY CHAIR A man's daughter had asked the local minister to come and pray with her father. When the minister arrived, he found the man lying in bed with his head propped up on two pillows. An empty chair sat beside his bed. The minister assumed that the old fellow had been informed of his visit. "I guess you were expecting me," he said. 'No, who are you?" said the father. The minister told him his name and then remarked, "I saw the empty chair and I figured you knew I was going to show up." "Oh yeah, the chair," said the bedridden man. "Would you mind closing the door?" Puzzled, the minister shut the door. "I have never told anyone this, not even my daughter," said the man. "But all of my life I have never known how to pray. At church I used to hear the pastor talk about prayer, but it went right over my head." I abandoned any attempt at prayer," , the old man continued, " until one day four years ago, my best friend said to me, "Johnny, prayer

Love
Love makes a sound that is deaf to the ears, but when heard by the heart it is as though a symphony appears. Love can see things that are blind to the eye, but when seen by the heart the colors fill the sky. Love says so much without saying a word. If your heart isn’t listening then love will not be heard. Love has a vision that sees past what we see. If your heart isn’t looking then love will not be seen. There may come a time when your heart won’t hear or see. To feel love and to feel loved are entirely two different things. To feel love is what you brought......To feel loved is what they bring. Falling in love can bring you such joy. Falling out of love can create such sorrow. Try hard to live and love for today, because it might not be there tomorrow. Author Unknown

Men Like Him
MAY GOD BLESS EACH AND EVERY ONE OF OUR SOLDIERS!!! Here is the e-mail: Your alarm goes off, you hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes. He stays up for days on end. You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. ! He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls. He walks the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists. You complain about how hot it is. He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off h

Back Stabber
hate the way you treat me like im some object and when your done with me you toss me to the side to bad you do that to everyone and they are just waking up yea you never thought people would find out how two-faced you are did you but the truth is my dear your not to good at cleaning up your mess you leave tracks a mile long and whats that ahhh you dont like me wait is that because i know i dont have to take your shit and i have "REAL" friends you say you have realized who your true friends are well so have i and you sure in the hell are not one of them im tired of all the bull shittin drama im tired of the back stabbing cut troat 2-faced lies and all your childish games to be quite frank with you your nothing in my eyes your worthless

Experiences From England
Experiences from England by m.lacher@sussex.ac.uk Most of your stories seem to be from people in the States. This is one from someone living in England. Apparently I am someone that 'stirs' up spirits where-ever I go. I bought a house in Brighton in Sussex, built in 1877. It had been owned by the policeman who bought it from new and then his spinster daughter who died in it. It was in a dreadful state and took three months to get one room, the kitchen and bathroom habitable. We moved in and spent another six months getting the rest of the house together. My husband restores old buildings, making them as they were originally. We even took all the old paint and wallpaper off the walls and framed a section of the original William Morris wallpaper which had been varnished - they did that in Victorian society in order to preserve the wallpaper. Well, once we had furnished the place we settled back to enjoy it and then some odd

Dark Figures
Dark Figures by rclevlnd@brutus.bright.net When I was about 8 or 9 (Maybe older), I was at a friends house in my hometown of Fremont, Ohio. We were playing with his star wars figures, and I noticed what I thought was a black cat. I asked my friend when his parents had gotten him a cat. He stated, "We don't have one." He seemes a little agitated at my question, so I went into the hall and there it was again, right by the stairs leading down to the living room. I said, "Well, what is this then?". When he came into the hallway, it dashed down the stairs. He naturally didn't see it, and looked even more upset. His mother was sitting down in the living room, and I called down to her to see if she had seen the cat. She was extremely upset, and told us to go back into my friends room, and stop playing around the stairs. I was supposed to spend the night that night, but my parents showed up about a half an hour later, and

House With An Evil History
House with an Evil History by sburmann@uta.com Here's some paranormal experiences I have had at my grandmother's house. Maybe you can add this to your Web Site (which is pretty good I might add)? Sorry it's kinda long (a lot of stuff happened). For years, while I was growing up, I never liked to go to my grandparents' house. Though I love my grandparents dearly (we're quite close), I dreaded spending the night at their house. Rarely did I spend more than one night over there without going home. There was something eerie about that house. Two years ago, at our Christmas gathering, I discovered it had quite an undesirable history. It was Christmas, and my paranormal experiences were confirmed by several members of my family. We were talking in the living room when my mother came in and asked, "Who's baby is in the dining room?" Since nobody had a baby at the party, several women went in to check. The baby crawled in the midd

In Ohio
Abbeyville - cry baby bridge - a train bridge in Abbeyville, is reported to be haunted, located on Abbeyville Rd, there are two different stories about this bridge, one being that a young girl back in the 1950\'s threw her baby off the bridge in an effort to hide her pregnancy. The church that is next to the bridge is also supposed to be haunted as black masses were held there decades ago. the story goes if you park under the bridge and turn off your ignition, your car will refuse to start again until you push it from underneath the bridge, you can also hear the baby crying when its completely silent out, a word of warning is to stay off the bridge as it is still used by trains on a daily basis, especially at night. Adams - Blue Creek - Mt. Unger Cemetery - It is known to be that if you go there at night you can see a guy that hung himself so that he could be with his wife, that he killed. Akron - Archbishop Hoban High School - The new art rooms, tutoring center and admissions

Hell Of A Day...
OMG! I don't think that this day could have possibly been any longer or worse! LOL! Do you ever just have those days? Thank goodness for the nice friends who have let me be 60% buzzed today! LOL! I have decided after today that I am beyond stressed and a teeny bit overwhelmed with life! : ) Tomorrow will be a new day and a new time! Right right?? Hope everyone is having a terrific weekend! It's 5 o'clock somewhere!!

Great Song By Ryan Huston....
"When You Think Of Me" ...Ryan Huston.... Current mood: relaxed There are some things I, need to say to you You won't understand, but I hope you do I must do this now, just to keep you safe I fear you won't know me, so I must convey That I love you more, more than anything But I have to go, I must fight for you And I'll always fight for you And I'll always fight for you I know our time was fast, never thought I'd be Leaving whom I love, flying overseas It's just how it goes, nothing I must fear I will miss you so, miss you everyday I would die for you, this I'm not afraid I will make you proud, its my solemn swear And I'll always fight for you And I'll always fight for you When you think of me, think the best of me That's all I would want to know I will be with you, that's a promise too Just don't ever let me go… With all that I have done, I would do again From the good and bad, 'til the very end And I tell you now, I have no regrets.

Relationship Quiz
RELATIONSHIP QUIZ NOW YOU HAVE TO DO IT OR YOU'LL NEVER BE WITH THE PERSON YOU LOVE.. AND BE HONEST. . DON'T CHICKEN OUT. . . . 1) Single, Taken, Naked, or Flirty? Single Unfortunatly 2) Are you happy with that? FUCK NO 3) Would you still kiss your ex? NO 4) Have you ever had your heart broken? OH HELL YEAH!!!! 5) Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating is ok? NOT IN A BILLION YEARS! 7) Have you ever talked about marriage with another person? YEAH 8) Do you want children? LMAO I HAVE KIDS 9) How Many? 3 10) Would you consider adoption? NO 11) If someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you? OH HELL YEAH! 12) Do you want someone you can't have? YESSSSSS 13) Have you fallen in love? YES. STILL AM! 14) Do you believe in celebrating anniversaries? UMM DUH OF COURSE! 15) Do you believe that you can change for someone? IF YOU LOVE THEM ENOUGH 16.) Is it a good day? YEAH 17) Have

Fount Codes For Fu.
Font codes: TEXT HERE How it looks: Color is blue with a size of 4, aligned center. TEXT HERE How it loosk: Background color is green, font color is blue, font size is 18pt, text decoration is line-through (pick one of the text decorations to make sure it works, might work with more), with bold and italic text. AQUA = coding YELLOW = color-code (click for color-codes) GREEN = size. replace with an actual number value to fit your needs. RED = text decoration. use either: underline, line-through, overline. may or may not work if using more then one (try for yourself) PURPLE = weight (bold), if you don't want it bold, type in: normal or remove it from the coding altogether. PINK = style (italic), if you don't want it italic, type in: normal or remove it from the coding altogeher. MAROON = alignment. change to: left, center, right, justify. (could also use: vertical-align instead of align. if using vertical-align: baseline, sub, super, top, text-top, mi

Yep.. That's How I Speak
What American accent do you have? (Best version so far)Mid AtlanticAlso known as a "Philadelphia accent" but also heard in south Jersey, Baltimore, and thereabouts.Click Here to Take This QuizBrought to you by YouThink.com quizzes and personality tests.

What Animal Were You In A Past Life?
You Were a Zebra You tend to see life in black and white - clearly without filters. You enjoy being part of a group while maintaining your individuality. What Animal Were You In a Past Life?

Any One Out There??
People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. kind pretty or handsome very good kissers.they always fall in love with there closest friends and never understand why, they are very funny and outgoing and don't care what people think or say,They are very satisfying and love to please. They can EXCEED your pleasure standards. The best of all. If you repost this and you have blue eyes you will have the best kiss sometime in the next 5 days. - Green eyes - People with green eyes have the most passion put into relationships, they have long lasting relationships. People with green eyes are also the horniest. They long for the touch of another.People with green eyes are very sexy and very atractive towards the opposite sex. The opposite sex longs for your touch. Way BETTER than any other color eye. You will meet the person you're going to spend the rest of your life with if you repost this - Brown eyes - SEXY as hell, people with brown eyes are very attractive, adora

When It Comes To Men, Are You A Player?
Not a Player, But You Dabble In the Game. Sometimes a girl just wants to have fun- and when it's fun you're after, you get it. But when you want a relationship, you seem to score that as well. What you want changes from day to day� and from guy to guy. Luckily, you've got the skills to get whatever you want - and pass the leftovers on to your friends. When It Comes To Men, Are You a Player?

Do You Have A Dirty Mind?
Your Mind is NC-17 Rated You're mind is so filthy... you should should be washing every part of you out with soap. If your thoughts can go dirty, they do. Almost everything is NC-17 to you! Do You Have a Dirty Mind?

What Is Your Love Number?
Your Love Number is 2 Of all the numbers, you are the most caring and empathetic lover. Unselfish and humble, you find it easy to forgive your sweetie's mistakes. At times, your need to please can be come a bit too needy. As long as you remain somewhat independent, your relationships are perfectly balanced. What Is Your Love Number?

Thought This Was Cool
You scored as Guardian, Angel of the universe, protector of the weak, defender of all that is good and real, you shield the inhabitants of your world from the perils of damaged dreams, broken hearts and bad advice.Guardian100% Guru83% Philosopher75% Torch Bearer75% Star Child67% Sage67% Impressionist67% Designer58% Lone Wolf58% Maverick50% Navigator50%

What's Your Dream Engagement Ring?
Your Dream Engagement Ring Has a Heart Diamond! You wear your heart on your sleeve, so of course you should also wear it on your ring. A heart diamond is the perfect choice for highlighting your passionate disposition. Only a true romantic can get away with wearing this ring. Luckily, that's you. And only a true romantic can give you this ring, so make sure you find him...! What's Your Dream Engagement Ring?

Tell Me About Yourself - The Survey 2.0
Name: Redheadmedic aka MamaRed aka HatefuleEvilbitch and recently became little one Birthday: nov. 27, 1975 Birthplace: Kingsport, TN Current Location: hell...I mean Kingsport Eye Color: blue Hair Color: red Hair Type: longish and thick Height: 5'9 Right Handed or Left Handed:Right Your Flavor: Strawberry Religion: Episcopal Marital Status: in a relationship Other Status: Bi The Shoes You Wore Today: slippers Your Weakness: goatees and strong shoulders Your Fears: snakes and heights Your Perfect Pizza: hamburger and mushroom Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: make it thru Your Most Overused Phrase On IM: “yeah I'm here!!” Thoughts First Waking Up: “Its cold in here” Your Best Physical Feature: eyes, tits Your Bedtime: whenever I get tired Your Most Missed Memory: laughing with my grandmother Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi McDonalds or Burger King: Trying to avoid, but, McDonalds. Single or Group Dates: don’t date anymore, but single Chocolate or Vanilla: chocola

Busy As Hell!
Im totally busy and I make more time for the clients I like! Between writing this book an producing videos I a swampped. Im debating whether or not I should finish medical school. And 2 years of specialty surgery apprentiship.

About Me
Random Inquiries What's your nickname?: None Middle initial?: D Name three thoughts at this exact moment: Sleep love and missing someone The last thing you said to a friend: i wanna be the death of u not the smoking Name the number one thing you regularly drink: Soda What were the last two movies you rented?: Cant remeber Your favorite movie?: Walk to remeber Any fears?: Dieing alone Current worry: Rent Current hate: Fake people Your favorite place to be: Not in vegas How did you feel about today?: Its good Do you own slippers?: Yep What shirt are you wearing?: nONE Favorite color(s)?: Teal What did you fear was going to get you at night when you were a child?: Growing up Current craving?: Sex Superman, Spiderman or Batman?: Superman Best bed sheets as a child: V tron Worst injury you've ever had?: Breaking leg Who is your loudest friend?: cant remeber Does someone have a crush on you?: Yes I do Ever wish on a shooting star?: Yep Favorite candy?: Hershey's What

Please Help With Sexiest Legs Of Fubar Contest
OK EVERYONE THE "SEXIEST LEGS ON FUBAR" CONTEST HAS NOW STARTED CLICK ON THE LINKS BELOW AND SUPPORT OUR CONTESTANTS..... RATE AND LEAVE AS MANY COMMENTS AS YOU CAN CAUSE THE LADY WITH THE MOST GETS A ONE MONTH VIP!!!! SPECIAL THANKS TO ANYONE AND EVERYONE WHO HELPS MY BEST FRIEND KRISTEN AND I BY COMMENTING AS MUCH AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE THE NEXT FEW DAYS! I LOVE YOU ALL! MUAH! XOXOXOXOXOXOOXOXOXOXOXOOXOXO BOMBING IS WELCOME NO PROGRAMS!!!!! NO BLANK COMMENTS!!! NO BLASTING!!!! NO SCRIPTS!!!!!!! click on the pic below to vote for Kristen and Clairebear!

Ignored
So I feel pretty damn ignored right now and that I really hate. I mean, I text you, write you emails and even send you gifts but you don't seem to care. We are both here for the same thing: ATTENTION But I just get really annoyed when you don't pay me any attention. I guess I just need to get used to the fact that no one in here really means what they say....... Blah, whatever. NeVeRmInD

Pink Whiskers
1 oz. apricot brandy 1/2 oz. dry vermouth1 oz. orange juice 1 tsb. greadine 3 dashes white creme de menthe 1 oz. port 1. Fill mixing glass with ice 2. Add apricot brandy, dry vermouth, orange juice, grendine and the white shit.. lol 3. Shake 4. Strain into a rocks glass filled with ice 5. Float port on top Never had it. Anyone that has, was it any good?

Marines In Iraq
Tampons to the rescue in Iraq!! Don't worry, it's a good story, and worth reading. It's from the mother of a Marine in Iraq. "My son told me how wonderful the care packages we had sent them were and wanted me to tell everyone thank you. He said that one guy we'll call Marine X, got a girl care package and everyone was giving him a hard time. My son said, "Marine X got some really nice smelling lotion and everyone really likes it, so every time he goes to sleep they steal it from him." I told my son I was really sorry about the mistake, and if he wanted I would send Marine X another package. My son said they had the most fun with Marine X's package. He said he wasn't sure who we were sending the pack to, but the panties were size 20, and he said one of the guys got on top of the Humvee and jumped off with the panties over his head and yelled, "Look at me, I'm an Airborne Ranger!!!!" One of the guys attached the panties to an antenna and it blew in the wind like a windsoc

Fuck This Hurts
i ate shit. yeah imagin that a bmx rider falling. i know strange huh? but any way the back of my right ankel or how ever u spell it is prety fuking brused so walking sucks ass right now........but in like 10 min im probably gana go ride again...so il let u know what hospital il end up haveing to go to. Go Ride!

Love Poems..... :d
The following are entries to a contest by The Washington Post, in which respondents had to write a two-line romantic poem...except that the last line had to be as un-romantic as the first line was romantic. 11. What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime. 10. My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe "Go to hell." 9. My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way? 8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes Damn, I'm good at telling lies! 7. I want to feel your sweet embrace But don't take that paper bag off your face. 6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you ~ But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. 5. I thought that I could love no other that is, until I met your brother. 4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, But I only slept with you because I was

Yesturday!
i was just home and well i got all bored out! so i went to the store and my cousin bought me a tilt and i got buzzed and just chilled out and went to sleep early like at 1030pm! oh yea i seen good luck chuck it was alright! but i like RESIDENT EVIL EXTINCTION better! woo hoo ALICE you go girl!!! have a great day people!! xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox

Raven
I sit in the darkest night when the moon is full and bright I watch raven on her flight in the pale moonlight She soars so high in the night her wings spread so far the wind carries her there and here ne'er going to far She glides like an eagle the feather black as the night her eyes black s coal Her cry is heard near and far No matter where you are She is Raven the birs of the night By Ted Ochsenhirt copyright 2000

Hypnotikradio
Hey yall's come check the internet radio station i dj for, we play all kinds of music come visit our page and join us in our chat room there. pass the word around. our site is http://www.hypnotikradio.com

3/4 Ton
When you think of Texas music, you may think of many great bands including the likes of Pantera, Faktion and Drowning Pool. I am here to introduce you to yet another you can add to that category. Their name is 3/4 Ton. Formed in 2001 in Mesquite Texas, 3/4 Ton was born of hard work and dedication to their music and their local fans. Which is a attribute you often see bands over look now days. With the lineup of Brady, Billy, Chris and Gfunk you will find the perfect mix of guys to give you music that is totally heavy. Yet amazing enough to leave you surprised and coming back for more!! They have received numerous great reviews. Not only from music affiliates, but also by their multitude of fans! They have received airplay on such stations, not limited to but including, 89.3 KNON’s show Twisted Kicks. On May 19th 2005 they played the Hell Within tour when it rolled through Dallas. Which was a really big show for the guys. When asked what they thought of their band. As well a

Photography
I took some pictures at this garden here in town. I think I did pretty good. I like the way they came out. I wonder what people think about it. So if you want wander over to my Me....Cumming ablum. BTW Cummer is the name of the museum and gardens..NO LIE.

Who Is Your Arch Nemesis ?
Your arch-nemesis is:Captain Kirk Why?Because you are both competing to be the world champion of strip chess. The winner will be...You will kill each other in a duel Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com lmao

Be There For Me
Be There for Me Even though we are miles apart, I need to know I am still in your heart. Since you have been gone, my life's been misery. I have gone downhill with no one there for me. I guess what I am saying is: "I need your help," To help me to live with the hand I am dealt. I need you to stand by my side and be my man on this lonely ride. Words just cannot describe how I feel inside. I have messed things up, having too much pride. I am trying to change--it is an every day fight. I guess you could say I have saw the light. Saw the light probably a little too late, my life's story--my personal fate. All I need is for you to be there for me, I cannot do it alone with all of these enemies. I would give everything that I can to have you here to hold my hand. Faith has lead me to this path again, the same one I go through with all men. Cathy Jo Davis Copyright ©2007 Cathy Jo Davis

Damn Modern Technology Among Other Things!
I guess there was a fiber optic cable that was cut somewhere in the Sioux Falls area and everyone in the Sioux Falls area was having internet problems for little over a week or so now. We aren't losing the internet again. I'm still looking for a part time job. I just can't seem to catch a break at all. I think some of my former employers are talking a lot of shit about me to my potiental employers. Which I thought was seriously against the law! I'm giving up on dating yet again. Why is it that all of the good ones are already taken or married or gay?

If You're A Hater, Get Bent!
I am sick and tired of all the haters on this site who have nothing constructive to say about anything. My answer to this is simple. Spread hate on my page, you will be blocked. NO QUESTIONS ASKED. Is that simple enough?

Top Ten Signs You Know You've Joined A Redneck Hmo...
10. Your Viagra prescription includes a Popsicle stick and some duct tape. 9. The only 100% covered expense is embalming. 8. Your Prozac comes in colors and has little "m"s on each pill. 7. Preventive Care Coverage includes "an apple a day". 6. Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month. 5. The Lone Star Bar and Grill is an approved pharmacy. 4. The only proctologist lists his address as Rotorooter. 3. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles. 2. Directions to the Dr.'s office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park". 1. The annual breast exam is conducted at Hooter's

How To Entertain Yourself When Stuck In A Boring Party:
Speak in a strange foreign accent. when someone asks where you are from, name a country only you can pronounce. Use a different accent every time you talk to someone new. When getting food, pile everything onto your plate in heaping servings - make sure to use your hands! Ask the host, "Who threw this cheesy party, anyway?" Turn cartwheels across the floor. If you can turn a back flip, all the better! Bring a novel and curl up in a corner with it. Cough all over guests, then exclaim, "Doctor says a few more years and I'll be cured..." Hang your head and whisper one-word answers to questions. Play a lullaby on a kazoo during a speech (singing a lullaby works okay, too) If there is music, mix up your dancing: break dance to classical, symphony conductor hand waves to techno music.

The Big List Of Fun Stuff To Do In That Boring Ol' Courtroom Of Law...
1. Bring a cell phone and order a pizza when the judge starts talking. 2. Bring a zip-lock bag full of grapes and launch a few at the defendant when the judge isn't looking. 3. Giggle uncontrollably when they show the evidence, if any blood is present. 4. If they ever bring up the possibility of an accomplice, duck your head and quiver. 5. Stand up and yell "OBJECTION!" to everything the judge says. EVERYTHING. 6. If you're the defendant, wait until the judge starts talking about you. Proceed to hide under your table. 7. If anybody attempts to communicate with you in any way, stare off into space and blow spit bubbles. 8. Sing "The Song That Never Ends" incessantly. 9. Get the judge to look at you. Lick your lips and motion that you'll "call him." 10. Actually call him.

Music
Wassup? I have decided i am now makeing my stash a combo im adding music videos and fucked up videos.I love music and i have been adding music that i love so holla at me and let me know what u think of my collection. if you have any idead of songs & videos you would like too see me find just holla and i'll find it.

Don't Scratch It.
150 bucks. Thats what I spent for my tattoo on my leg last saturday. But.... I WANNA SCRATCH MY FUCKING LEG SO DAMN BAD!. Ok. I just needed to get that out. I think I'll scratch the other leg instead.

The Beauty
Beauty is the sensation of your heart skipping a beat, when eyes full of mischief glance at you... Beauty is the smile which appears on your lips, when you think of the way she smiles at you... Beauty is in the heart which touches another Beauty is tender hands holding each other Beauty is strong arms holding you warm Beauty is in water, beauty is in weather, beauty is in air, beauty is in life Beauty is in love, beauty is in wind... Beauty surrounds you days and nights yet no one knows beauty's heights...

Bored
Being bored in this world, I'm dumb-founded like a squirrel, Maybe cuz I just recently f-ing lost my girl. So I holla Nic Nac paddy wack, give a dog a bone, I'm at home, all alone with no phone and no tones. I turn on the T.V and nothing seems to please me, It was only girls on Jerry Springer showing off their t*tties! So I turned to Myspace, oh lovely Myspace, Then I realized all my friends were already chillin' at my place! Guess what? What? Chicken butt!! I tried that last night and it gave me 3 hours of bubble guts! So I chilled and popped a couple pills, Until the afternoon so I could watch Oprah and Dr. Phil. Six o'clock rolled and it was time for dinner, But we ate some leftovers that dated back to November! After a few hurls, my day was finally complete, I could finally rest my bones in my new lavender sheets! Eventhough today was wierd, being bored was kinda fun, I just hope that 2morrow doesn't start with having the runs!!!!!

Totally Bummed
I feel as if I die a little bit each day I sit at home searching for work while waiting to start part-time job. I have no local support and feel frantic about my financial situation after 7.5 weeks of no work. My biggest supporter is dealing with her own problems involving her son, so I am not getting the boost I need to carry me through. I am tired of feeling down and alone wondering what is it all for and when will it change. Thank the universe for my two dogs, which give me purpose. I love you Chance and Iyara, who love me no matter what. When I am feeling blah, Iyara comes and sticks to me like glue. Too bad I don’t have friends like that!

Crazy But Pretty Much True
Daily Horoscope: Aquarius For September 28,2007 Some of your more peculiar habits are causing your family to roll their eyes a bit, but try to hold your ground. You do (almost) everything for a good reason and if they can't see it, you just need to explain again.

Star Wars Horoscope
Star Wars Horoscope for Aries Like many aries, you have demonstrated your penchant for inflicting pain. You feel you are at the center of the universe and that you must be in control. You enjoy being a leader... and you find that your aggression and quick temper serve you well. Star wars character you are most like: The Emperor What Is Your Star Wars Horoscope?

Anger Management Idea
Anger Management Idea When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello." I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?" Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f***ing number, you idiot!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're an asshole!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was p

Sick Of Everything
Basically i'm just sick of women trying to think they can run a man's life through sex. The average man might think about sex every 2 seconds or something but not all men are like that. Women should remember that

A Day With The Kids And Other Things.
Both last weekend and this, I took one of my kids with grocery shopping. While both kids helped in their own way, I think it was interesting in how each approached the task. A. (my son) actually was into finding the food and getting a good price, while N. (my youngest daughter) was more into socializing and doing as little work as possible. My wife finally heard back about the customer service job she applied for. Basically, she didn't get the job. While she was disappointed, she was more upset that it took her calling them to get an answer in a timely matter. I totally agree that a business should give you some kind of response in a timely matter after you apply and/or interview for a position. My two youngest kids' school is now sells Christmas-themed stuff so to raise money for things it needs. Well the stuff itself is pretty useless and overpriced. And the kids were hyped up over selling 150 items so they can get a Nintendo Wii at first. I will be buying a food slicer for my

Im So Tiired
i`m walking around wit a smile on my face... but deep inside its all nothing but hurt and pain.. anger and confusion because nothing seems to gO my way... tears of anger..confusion..emptiness.. the one person that truely showed me love.. left me for sOmeone he made an awful mistake with. the other people i gave my heart to...played me and used me lyke a toy.. the people that i shared my most deepest thoughts..backstabbed me.. but still i try to stand strong..don't let shit bother me. i walk around smiling and carrying on. but inside..i can't help but to cry.. everything isn't right. my feelings are so out of wack.. all i want is true love.. of my own.. i just want one person to prOve.. that they aren't all the same.. and someone that is there for me. and not to break my heart. i want something to call my own... not who had that persOn befOre.. sO tiired of being hurt.. so tired of being led on... im jusz tired..

Sixth Quiz
You Have A Type A- Personality You are one of the most balanced people around Motivated and focused, you are good at getting what you want You rule at success, but success doesn't rule you. When it's playtime, you really know how to kick back Whether it's hanging out with friends or doing something you love! You live life to the fullest - incorporating the best of both worlds Do You Have a Type A Personality?

Are You Happy Now?
I FEEL IT IN ME SO OVER WEHLMED THIS PRESURES STILL RISEING MY LIFE OVERTURNED WE'L DIE IN DISPAIR THESE SCARES KEEP RIPPING OPEN PEEL ME FROM MY SKIN TEAR ME FROM THE RINDE DOES IT MAKE YOU HAPPY NOW? TEAR MEAT FROM THE BONE TEAR ME FROM MY SELF ARE YOU FEELIN HAPPY NOW? IN THIS HOLE THAT IS ME A LIFE THATS GROWING FEBLE IN THIS HOLE SO LIMITING THE SUN HAS SETTLED ALL DARKENS PEEL ME FROM THE SKIN TEAR ME FROM THE RINDE DOES IT MAKE YOU HAPPY NOW? TEAR ME FROM THE BONE TEAR ME FROM ME SELF ARE YOU FEELING HAPPY NOW? ARE YOU HAPPY? ARE YOU HAPPY? ARE YOU FEELING HAPPY NOW!?!? IN THIS HOLE THAT IS ME LEFT WITH A HEART THATS ALL DEAD WHATS MY RELEASE? WHAT SETS ME FREE? DO YOU PULL ME UP JUST TO PUSH ME DOWN AGAIN? ARE YOU FEELING HAPPY? DOES IT MAKE YOU HAPPY ARE YOU FUCKING HAPPY? NOW THAT IM LOST LEFT WITH NOTHING

Dark Angel Lyrics
In your dream you see me clear I have no restraint, no fear Powerless I watched from faces I'd assumed. My purpose set. My will defined. Caress the air. Embrace the skies. Escape the sorrow and restraint of mortal cities. Give me time I will be clear. Given time you'll understand What possesses me to right what you have suffered. I'm in this mood because of scorn. I'm in a mood for total war. To the darkened skies once more and ever onward. So many years I stood among the thoughts and tears of those I served. Among my own I was alone through my own doing. All the years I walked unknown behind the faces I assumed. Powerless to clear your mind of what you'd suffered. They fall again. They fall again. Give me time I will be clear. Given time you'll understand What possesses me to right what you have suffered. I'm in this mood because of scorn. I'm in a mood for total war. To the darkened skies once more and ever onward. There is no faith in which to hide.

Airships Lyrics
I pressed my face against the glass, smiled as my breath made some pattern or other The world beneath unfurled before me like a sail, glinted in gold from this rich dawn sky Awaiting the ship they had told me would come, quietly anticipating that which was to come I couldn’t yet see you. Still obscured by the city did I blind as I watched? Did I close my eyes? I was not alone, I think it was the first time Watching you rise splendid and graceful, I cheered as you sailed, a greatness unknown I laughed as I waved and imagined you saw me In the streets of the city, the windows of buildings, a million faces gazing upwards in wonder A million faces together and cheering and smiling You were the warmth of their hearts, you were the sum of their dreams In the coldness of morning you brought warmth to their hearts, you were the sum of their dreams In the coldness of morning you brought warmth to their lives giving this feeling of wonder I could not imagine you unlocking these thou

Hellraiser Lyrics
You're condemned I've put a spell on you The smell of death Has got all over you Like a disease I'll control your mind Get on your knees You won't survive the night Hellraiser Hellraiser You're possessed I'm your living pest Put you to rest Tonight you'll be my guest You're oppressed Abused on my request Get ready for The final inquest Hellraiser Hellraiser

Saviour (vox) Lyrics
As the stars appear I know I'll find you staring at the sky. Pointlessly reaching for some light You hope to guide your sorry way. Your body bleeding. Your body burned. Your body scarred. Around the cinder of your heart A God of love. A God of care. A God of hope. A God of words. A God as lost as you and blind to fill your hollow soul again. You seek a God to stand above you, wrapping healing arms around you. You'll find another God of pain, a God of suffering and tears. Give yourself unto your God. Sacrifice yourself again. Burn your thoughts erase your will to Gods of suffering and tears. Tie hallowed bonds around your hands. Kneel before this seat of shame to Gods as lost, Gods as blind, Gods of suffering and pain

My Deepest Thoughts
its raining here, the pittering of it makes me want to curl up in the bed and sleep till it stops lol i have alot on my mind these days and yet icant make heads or tails of it, so i sit here in front of the computer (new one) and think of silly things to say or do. and yet still the boredon runs the day for me. like a lurking ghost who cant lweave til he or she is released somehow from its earthly bonds. Rain...gods stop already! lol

Even God Enjoys A Good Laugh
EVEN GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH... > > There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: > 1. He called everyone brother. > 2. He liked Gospel. > 3. He couldn't get a fair trial. > > But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: > 1. He went into His Father's business. > 2. He lived at home until he was 33. > 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He > was God. > > But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian: > 1. He talked with His hands. > 2. He had wine with His meals. > 3. He used olive oil. > > But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a > Californian: > 1. He never cut His hair. > 2. He walked around barefoot all the time. > 3. He started a new religion. > > But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an > American Indian: > 1. He was at peace with nature. > 2. He ate a lot of fish. > 3. He talked about the Great Spirit. > > But then there were 3 e

Eighth Quiz
Your Birth Month is August Ambitious and strong, you find it easy to be successful. You are brave and stubborn. No one's going to set your limits! Your soul reflects: Strength, character, and devotion Your gemstone: Peridot Your flower: Poppy Your colors: Orange, red, and light green What Does Your Birth Month Mean?

Lust
The heavens may forget that lovers sit on idle haunches waiting for the stars to fall for lust to make manifest. The lovers may forget that heaven, unlike earth, gives not strength to fools who would lust make manifest. The fortunes of fools my rest on her breast the fate of nations may lay in his hands but lust, oh lust, to it, who would entrust the power to turn a man from steel to dust

Alexis Bailey Simmons
(Paul, Thanks for suggesting I blog my writings. This one is about my sweet Angel I told you about. I will tell the story behind this poem in the next blog. Also thanks to you and Laura for being such good friends.) To all who sent a loved one home. There once was a beautiful angel living among us, though, but a short time, yet through her you could see Jesus, she held within her all that God had promised, now, so soon, she is gone. She will be forever missed. Though we know not, (can guess not) God’s whys, nevertheless, the tears still fill our eyes. Deep down we know this is part of God’s prefect plans, it is still hard to let go, but IT IS out of our hands. We must only except it and not cling to what was, though it is hard, we must still trust and believe in Jesus. Now, Lord I ask for this day and ever more, to ease the pain and show what the loss was for. When all else is said and done, let us remember, the joys of the short times we

'catastrophic' Volcano Blast Kills Eight
SAN'A, Yemen (Oct. 1) - At least eight Yemeni soldiers were killed in a volcanic eruption on an island off the country's Red Sea Coast, the government said on Monday.The volcano erupted late on Sunday, spewing lava hundreds of meters into the air. Officials said earlier nine soldiers were missing. "At least eight are regarded as dead now," a government official told Reuters. The eruption occurred on Jabal al-Tair, an island about 80 miles (130 km) from Yemen. Yemen has had a military base on the island since its 1996 conflict with Eritrea over the nearby islands of Hanish and Jabal Zuqar. Al-Arabiya television quoted witnesses as saying the island was engulfed in fire then disappeared. "At least 49 soldiers were evacuated from the island," the television said, according to the witnesses. Yemeni officials were not available to confirm the report. A NATO fleet passing nearby reported seeing a "catastrophic volcanic eruption" at 7 p.m. local time Sunday on the isl

True Demise
By a dear friend.... Suicide has crossed my mind, many times before. all I'm asking from the lord, to open heavens door. I was never meant to be here, my parents told me so, someone open up the gates, above or down below. I don't want to be here, this life it really sucks. up above, or down below, I don't give a fuck. If you will just take me, help me ease my pain, I will never bother you, I'll never ask again. help me take my last breath, honestly, help me die, I just want my life to end, I want this true demise!!!!!

Always There
Always There At night I lie awake Knowing that I messed up Again and again Over and over But you’re still there Still talking Still listening I don’t understand Why you’re not mad Or why you haven’t left You’re always there for me Always cheering me up Or wiping away my tears When I’m overwhelmed by my fears The urges that temp me But they go away when you’re here Sometimes I wish that u would leave So I wouldn’t get you into this To ruin your life With the cut of a knife But then again I’m glad That you haven’t left At least not yet... But that’s all I could ask for For you to always be here When the end is near… When I finally decide to leave

Pitiful World.
I’mDoneWithThisPitifulWorld I’m sick of this It’s full of shit This world of ours Our filthy pit The things they say The things they do No more of this I’m finally threw I see no point It’s a mistake They always lie They’re all just fakes I’m always sad I always cry So now its time For me to die Do not stop me You won’t care It’s too late now You’re never there So here’s the gun To shoot myself And here’s the knife To stab myself And here’s the rope To hang myself And here’s the pill To kill myself So like I said I’m threw with this This world of ours Its full of shit

One Of Those Days
Its amazing what you can do with a tool of your choice. alone. depressed. your hair sticks to your face from the moisture of your eyes that tells everyone that you've been crying. and the cracked mirror infront of you from when you punched your reflection but unfortunatly it was still there so all you got out of it what a bloody fist. but you were ok with that because the pain was soothing and relaxed your brain so that you only had to focus on not getting blood on your thin white shirt that was pressed against your stomach. its times like these where all you want to do is scream at yourself and ask why your so damn phuked up and again the response is pressing a xacto knife against your skin, pretending that you'll stop after this last time but you know that thats not true so you press down harder. your little brother walks in on you and screams then runs to get mom so she can call 911 and hope that she's not too late. Little sister is crying along with your dad as they take you away t

No Flippin Way
WHAT THE FUCK. BECAUSE ONE DOUCHEBAG THOUGHT SOMETHING WAS OFFENSIVE I CANT CREATE MUMMS ANY MORE! IT JUST GOES TO SHOW HOW STUPID PEOPLE CAN BE. I SWEAR. LOOKS LIKE ILL BE DELETING THIS SITE SOON TOO. WHEN IS THE WORLD JUST GONNA LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP?

Musica Nocturna Playlist 10/01/07
MELOTRON - Das Herz (Club Mix) CAMOUFLAGE - We Are Lovers (The Promise Remix) SEABOUND - Floating (feat. Andrew Sega) IN STRICT CONFIDENCE - Seven Lives SIOUXSIE & THE BANSHEES - Kiss Them For Me PETER MURPHY - All Night Long ELEMENT - The Sound of Angels MIND.IN.A.BOX - Redefined FUNKER VOGT - Killing Ground (AE4 Remix) VNV NATION - Honour 2003 (FDR Version) :WUMPSCUT: - Maiden SWITCHBLADE SYMPHONY - Clown MARILYN MANSON & THE SNEAKER PIMPS - Long Hard Road Out of Hell (Critter Remix) GOTHMINISTER - Monsters RAMMSTEIN - Tier UNHEILIG with PROJECT PITCHFORK - Ich Will Lieben (Radio Edit) ASSEMBLAGE 23 - Purgatory BRUDERSCHAFT - Forever (Original Club Mix) (dedicated to my mother) DEPECHE MODE - Precious THE MISSION - Severina DAVID BOWIE - I'm Deranged EURYTHMICS - Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) APOPTYGMA BERZERK - Suffer in Silence COVENANT - We Stand Alone ICON OF COIL - Access & Amplify (Edit) NINE INCH NAILS - Into the Void ROSETTA STONE - Adrenaline INK

Wink, Wink, Nudge, Nudge...
A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers and says, "This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the best schools; your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled. "Normally, we'd hire you without a second thought. However, a sales representative has a highly visible position, and we're afraid that your constant winking will scare off potential customers. I'm sorry....we can't hire you." "But wait," he said. "If I take two aspirin, I'll stop winking!" "Really? Great! Show me!" So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and begins pulling out all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavored condoms; finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of aspirin. He tears it open, swallows the pills, and stops winking. "Well," said the interviewer, "that's all well and good, but this is a respectable company, and we will not have our emp

"hello, This Is Customer Service..."
Actual dialog of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee with a caller: "Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?" "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." "What sort of trouble?" "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away." "Went away?" "They disappeared." "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?" "Nothing." "Nothing?" "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type." "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?" "How do I tell?" "Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?" "What's a sea-prompt?" "Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?" "There isn't any cursor, I told you, it won't accept anything I type." "Does your monitor have a power indicator?" "What's a monitor?" "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?" "I don't know." "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes

Two Little Kids
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room---the first surgeries of the day. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?" The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous." The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and Ice Cream. It's a breeze." The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?" The first kid says, "A circumcision." Whoa!" the second kid replies. "Good luck buddy. I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year."

Just Smack The Guy!
Area Boyfriend Keeps Bringing Up Scrabble Victory Okay, now what kind of morron would actually do this? And how big of a morron is she for staying with someone who shows such childish behavior If that was my husband, I would've all ready beat the crap out of him!

Fly With Me
Watch me fly on gossamer wings Through an orange mottled sky - Take me down to flowers sweet Let me taste them as I lie. Luxuriate in heavens' scent Deep inside the lily cup, Pollen dusting through' my hair - As your loving takes me up Once more I soar to untold heights To fly among the golden rays Of sunlight, dancing through my world A world of never-ending days. Days where I can always be Alone with you, and filled with love Where I can find those flowers sweet And float in heaven high above. Flying through the coloured haze Looking down on earth below, Circling stars in midnight skies No one follows where we go. Pink edged mornings follow on From velvet black of darkest night Changing then to golden dawn Preceding daytime blue so bright. Through every coloured hue we'll fly Until we reach our heavens' door Whisper softly as we near Tell me that we fly no more, Our journey over, it is done Smile m

Jokes
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, " In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one." To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch."

Fuck This Shit!!!
I FUCKING SICK OF LIVEING IN CALIFORINA I FUCKING HATE IT HERE IM TIRED OF DEALING WITH MY ASS HOLE STEP BROTHER WHO CONSTINTLY THINKS HES BETTER THAN ME. LOOK IF YOU KNOW ME YOU KNOW IL SIT DOWN STAIRS FOR HOURS WATCHING SUPER BIKE RACES. IF MY STEP BROTHER COMES HOME. IL TURN OFF THE TV MID RACE GO UP STARIS AND SIT THERE FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT CUZ I DONT WANT TO DEAL WITH HIM. I WAIT FOR EVERY ONE TO LEAVE THE HOUSE BEFOR I EVEN THINK ABOUT GOING DOWN STAIRS TO EAT...FUCK THANK GOD FOR JOB CORP.

3 Kick Rule
3-Kick RULE A lawyer went duck hunting in rural Nebraska. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The lawyer responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field,and now I'm going to retrieve it." The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here." The indignant lawyer said, "I'm one of the best trial attorneys in Nebraska and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own." The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes in these parts of Nebraska. We settle small disagreements like this with the Husker Three Kick Rule." The lawyer asked, "What's that?" The farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, First I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on. Back and forth unt

Great Apples
ED is driving down a country road when he sees a sign, "Apples $5.00 each." Intrigued to find out why an apple should cost that much, he stops and asks the farmer why the apples are so expensive. The farmer says, "These are special peanut butter and jelly apples. Here, try one." ED takes a bite and says, "Unbelievable; I taste the peanut butter but not the jelly." The farmer says, "Turn it around." He does and he savors a sweet jelly. The farmer says, "I've got ham and cheese apples, too, but they're $10.00 each." ED is excited, buys one, takes a bite and says, "Wow, these are great but I taste the ham but not the cheese." The farmer says, "Turn it around." He does, takes a bite and rich, creamy cheese taste fills his mouth. The farmer says, "Now, if you really like those, I've got some very special apples that cost $50.00 each. They're vagina apples." ED cannot resist and buys one. He takes a bite and says, "YUCK, these taste like sh*t!" T

Totally 80s Playlist 10/02/07
DURAN DURAN - Skin Trade (Stretch Mix) ALPHAVILLE - Big In Japan EURYTHMICS - Missionary Man NAKED EYES - Always Something There to Remind Me A-HA - The Swing of Things HOWARD JONES - Pearl in the Shell MIKE + THE MECHANICS - Silent Running GENESIS - That's All PHIL COLLINS - Two Hearts BRONSKI BEAT - Smalltown Boy ADAM ANT - Goody Two-Shoes ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA - Rock and Roll is King PSYCHEDELIC FURS - Love My Way MARVIN GAYE - Sexual Healing CULTURE CLUB - Time (Clock of the Heart) RICK ASTLEY - Never Gonna Give You Up BILLY IDOL - Eyes Without a Face PAT METHENY GROUP w/DAVID BOWIE - This Is Not America TEARS FOR FEARS - Change DEPECHE MODE - Shake the Disease PET SHOP BOYS - Domino Dancing STEVE WINWOOD - Valerie KIM WILDE - You Came BELINDA CARLISLE - Heaven is a Place on Earth ROXETTE - Dangerous (Single Version) KATE BUSH - Cloudbusting R.E.M. - Stand BRUCE COCKBURN - If A Tree Falls in the Forest DIRE STRAITS - Walk of Life THE NORTHERN PIKES -

Who I Am
Take your vitamins, Grow up to be big and strong. Grow up to be a man. The words of my youth echo back at me. But what sort of man will I be? I want to be a brave man, macho. With a black leather jacket and a slick motorcycle. Never afraid of anything, groupies following me wherever I go. Everyone will be impressed with me. I want to be a tough man, With scars on my body Trophies of past victories. Many battles fought and won, No defeats, no regrets. I want to be a strong man With muscles that ripple when I'm on the beach. The quick path to success. I want to be a smart man, Never making mistakes, Surrounded by people wanting my advice. I did not become a smart man, I have mountains of mistakes behind me. And many more ahead I'm sure I have become an experienced man. I did not become a strong man My muscles don't turn heads at the beach I often choose the longer path It seems as if I can go on forever I have become an endurance man. I did not

Untitled
I stood there in the darkness watching you toss and turn adrift in a sea of loss and lonliness you didn't know i was there i watches you agonize over the decision you had come to how you had chosen a safe haven over the risks of a heart still beating with life and all that it carries the good and the ill i listened to you damn yourself as silent tears rolled down my cheeks for you i watched as you shivered in the lonliness of being by a fire gaze cold, looking to a pair of eyes that no longer returned your gaze i agonized for the hard unfairness of life and wept when it happened nothing, less than nothing, a single teardrop on your fallen form nothing, more than nothing, a heart caring for another something, more than something, a quiet gentle hand on your shoulder something, surely something, to fill that endless void will i meet you still.....or will i too be left behind to wait...wonder...hope watching as you scream and purge your lost soul into the vast e

Closets
I have an orange shirt that I like to wear. It's old and threadbare and looks a little silly on me. It's missing some buttons and the sleeves are too long, but I like it. It's the most comfortable shirt I own. I don't wear it often and almost never when I'm out in public. I keep my shirt tucked away safely in the closet. Shirts belong in closets. A friend of mine had a lot in common with my orange shirt. Her name is Laura. She too, spent most of her time in the closet. Then one day, she came out. It was a big event, Gay Pride Day in Las Vegas. Laura asked me to join her and provide support as she ventured out of the darkness of her closet, and into the harsh light of judgment by her peers. I was honored to be her parasol. We arrived at the park and began to look around. There must have been ten thousand people there. We looked at the different booths, the different vendors, and the different people. I saw hundreds of couples holding hands, happy to be enjoying the sunshine together.

Could We Have A Moment?
Could we have a moment of silence please? For the seventeen sailors of the U.S.S. Cole? Could we have a moment of silence please? For George burns, Henny Youngman, and Victor Borge'. Could we have a moment of silence please? For the students of Columbine, And all the copycat killings. Could we have a moment of silence please? For the soldiers of Vietnam, The soldiers of Korea, The Soldiers of World War Two. Could we have a moment of silence please? A moment for the homeless, A moment for the downtrodden, A moment for the guilty. And while we're at it. . . Could we have a moment of silence please? For the downsizing of Microsoft, The relocation of Boeing, For William Shatner's career!?! What's the deal here? What's with all the silence? We say "shut up" as a bad thing, Remember? Don't you dare do this to me when my turn comes. When you remember me, Make some noise. So can we have a moment of patriotism please? For the sailors of the Cole? Can we have a momen

The Death Of Poetry
Nobody does poetry anymore. All the good metaphors are taken. The coffee houses now serve chai. Guitars rule the stage, Inspired by fuzzy legged women. And I find it sad. I've met the beat poets, And yes, they were jerks. That was their right. I've met the coyboy poets. Out on the range, Coffee you can chew, good stuff. The coffee houses now serve chai. I've been the guerrilla poet. No mic, street theater, raw entertainment. I've been the warrior poet. My body a map of scars, The pathways of my life. Nobody does poetry anymore. Why quote Shakespeare when there's M.T.V.? The coffee houses now serve chai. What's up with that? I'm still a poet. Because I don't know what else to be. The empty page still calls my name, As does the empty stage. I am poet, Read my words. I am poet, Hear my voice. I am poet, Buy my books. (Just kidding.) I am poet, Know this, Even when I drink chai. August

E-mail
Roses are red, Violets are blue. The computer was on, So I typed this for you. Flowers are nice, Chocolate is better. You've been on my mind, Thought I'd send you a letter. Or maybe a poem, But rhyming is hard. I almost decided, To send you a card. But I know how you'd whine, I know how you'd wail. I finally decided To send you E-Mail! I don't mean to confuse, I don't mean to beguile. I just thought this poem, Might bring you a smile. I'll finish this note. (I've been typing since noon.) With the greatest of hopes, That you'll email me soon! August

Excuses
I have a new poem here And it's not very good OK I just wrote it Well, I'm still writing it This is just the rough draft The demo, the test model This is a product of Too much caffeine in my system It is not a reflection of my inner self I just want to say That this poem does not speak for my pain Or for any part of me for that matter This poem isn't me I just wrote it down Hope you like it. August

Ghost
Some people touch the lives of men. Some people take a stand. But I cannot touch anything, With my shadow of a hand. My presence isn't really known. I'm a dream that some recall. But I never really leave my mark, Not a single scratch at all. No home to keep, I roam the land. My footsteps leave no trace. Invisible, I haunt the globe, Still searching for my place. I once thought I was Captain. "I'm a buccaneer!" I'd boast. But in truth, I'm not out chasing dreams, I'm really just a ghost. August

Lord >>> Help Scarecrow>>>>
plz; help Scarecrow (Larry) to heal his leg , let him now im here . Well sometimes im in here in Fubar ; but im always here on earth, so far just waiting till ? I miss him and some other friends too .. hugs all. diana God Bless U all...

Vets Make Good Money
One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the pastor of a small church found a pink envelope containing $1000. It happened again the next week. The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw a little old lady put the distinctive pink envelope in the plate. This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her. "Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate," he stated. "Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money, and I give some of it to the church." The pastor replied, "That's wonderful, how much does he send you?" The old lady said, "$10,000 a week." The pastor was amazed. "Your son is very successful; what does he do for a living?" "He is a veterinarian," she answered. "That is an honorable profession," the pastor said. "Where does he practice?" The old lady said proudly, "In Nevada. He has two cat houses in Las Vegas and one

I Am
Many people have asked me why I am so different from other people they have met in their daily lives. My answer, I am not who or what I seem to be. I am not who you think I am. I’m someone who cannot be seen with the eyes, but the heart. My being is something special, a creation unlike what you’d expect. I was woven and spun, and breathed into when I was made. My spirit was created in a place I will return one day. From the beginning of my existence my Maker has been my guide, my teacher, my protection, and my strength. He has given me the tools I need to live, wisdom to make the right choices, strength for the battles I will encounter, and faith to live the unknown life. I am not afraid. I am not alone. When no one is there to comfort me, my Maker is there. When no one is there to defend me, my Maker is there. He loves me even when no one else does. He has created in me the being he wanted me most to be. I am who I am supposed to be. I am in the right place. Though fear may try to tel

Shoulds
There should be a pill for this. Like it's a headache, Or the flu. There should be a cure. A ritual cleansing An antidote For the poison I've been drugged with There should be an organization A mission A hospital A twelve step program There should be a book A seminar An infomercial Doctor Phil should have a fucking hotline for this shit! There should be a band-aid A sterile dressing A tourniquet There should be an operation A "procedure" A prosthetic There should be an answer As to "why?" "How could you?" "Didn't I mean anything?" There should be a solution Like in Math Or chemistry There are no shoulds. But there should be. August

Getting Married
Ow, ow! Whose getting married. ME!! I'm so excited. This is very good news. I have so much planning to do and thanks to my sister and Marie and the rest of the gals, I'll be having some great parties lined up. I've found a wonderful wedding dress as well. It is perfect for a ceremony in a theatre as well since I'm a theatre major. Oh boy, oh boy!

A Calendar Of Cunning
Falling into a void….where will it lead….presumably somewhere….but this journey could be nothing….the voices are still there….they sound familiar to be honest….oh yeah….but the lies don’t always become lies until they have sunk into a trench of vinegar….I’ve completed my journey so now what….nothing I can do but wait for the next one….I guess this is the way of the wandering….wondering why this is even relevant….tomorrows Tuesday will be next years august….but it should be worth the wait….the suspense is deafening….for that moment when all seems real….but then it hits….that unfamiliar astounding voice….the purple picker with all the wonders of the world coming forth to grant its guidance….a guide or a trick….lets see…shall we play this out or just scream in bloody agony at the screech in its cunning….I wonder how I can be psychotic if I am not always wrong….but I am not always right….so it starts again….and the trick of the walk is to remain in a stance of trances….falling prey to all

The Confession
A new priest, born and raised in Texas, is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks the older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears a couple of confessions, then the old priest asks him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions. The old priest suggests, "Cross your arms over your chest, and rub your chin with one hand and try saying things like 'yes, I see,' and 'yes, go on,' and 'I understand.'" The new priest crosses his arms, rubs his chin with one hand and repeats all the suggested remarks to the old priest. The old priest says, "Now, don't you think that's a little better than slapping your knee and saying, "No shit...what happened next?"

Self Inventory..
Today I sit back and take a personal inventory of everything I had ever wanted...unfortunatly I have only accomplished a few things....as I stood at the fork in the road to choose my direction that I thought I had wanted to go down I was amazed as I had had gotten to the bottom....I had defenatly picked the wrong one.....on that journey I had been hurt and cheated out of everything that I had once wanted....except for my children and my poetry....I was lead to be hurt in numerous ways....guys that only brought me down and a terrible marriage that ruined my trust and dignity as well as got me further away from my goals.....honestly I had hit my breaking point and had hit a bottom....the only thing to do is to work my way back......as I trudge my way back up it is not as easy as it had seemed to be.....divorce and raising 3 kids on my own....working full time to support my kids in the absence of their "fathers" and being alone in my journey yet again.....my inventory has totally been fl

Untitled...
Another day another dollar staying on my grind. Time has past my friends at last are falling all behind. No time to chat or time to think everythings moving to fast, uncontrollable situations makes things that are dear to me fall in the past. Now all I can do is grab the brake and yank it fast, and rekindle everything before I miss my chance. To everyone who has fell behind me please catch up quick, for I am on a never ending journey that won't let me stall for long.

Flying Free...
Lord give me wings so I can fly free, free from the evil surrounding me. Give me the strength I need to have so I can move on and look back at the past. Grant me courage and help me to see the fake people that won't let me break free. Allow me the wisdom and knowledge I need to help my character be what it needs to be. Watch over me and guide the way so I can watch my children when I'm old and gray. Please forgive my wrongs I've done but try to remember I was young and dumb. Make me feel alive and free to remove this shadow holding me. Give me your love and I shall conquer to keep on completing me because now I am flying free.

The Mocking Laughter Of Bullets
It was a mostly quiet desert day except the moments when death came, swiftly taking another brother away. The mocking laughter of bullets died. We don't know why we do what we do. During death there is no time to blame another for the miseries we walk through. The mocking laughter of bullets died. We arm for conflict yet pray for peace. There is no real winner left in this game, just a wish the sorrow would cease. The mocking laughter of bullets died. Another desert wind blows softly. Day runs into day, all the same; silence after the wail of a banshee. The mocking laughter of bullets died.

Law Of Threes
Why do bad things happen in threes? It's not just that famous people tend to die in bunches of threes, but even the little things happen in threes it seems. First my iPod breaks this week, then I find the bank screwed up paying one of my bills (I normally love electronically paying bills), and to top it off, my trip back to the states for a class has been postponed for a month due to the lack of someone else being able to do their job. So what started out as a good month has turned sour quickly... I just hope that I can work out making to my little sister's wedding next weekend. Work's going to owe me big time already, but if I miss that, there will be hell to pay.

Assisted Suicide
Assisted Suicide Assisted suicide should be legalized. When a man or woman is in critical and terminal pain it should be up to them to make the choice of killing themselves. If they have made that choice, then why is it wrong for a physician to help with the process and make it painless and not dangerous for them. But in ways the government is taking away individual rights for people who want to die. In the U.S. Constitution it states that an individual has a right to choose how to live and how to die. When courts discus assisted suicide they grant the elderly or the sick the “right to die”. There are two types of a “right to die”; assisted suicide is when a physician provides a way for a patient to kill himself or herself. Euthanasia is the act or practice of ending the life of an individual suffering from a terminal illness or an incurable condition, as by lethal injection or the suspension of extraordinary medical treatment. That may sound just like assisted suicide bu

Black And White Photography
Black and White Photography “Life is like a good black and white photograph, there’s black, there’s white, and lots of shades in between.”- Karl Heiner (Merits) The human eye sees in color, which is why a black and white photo is so intriguing to us. A photograph in color could be boring to us. If it’s in black and white it becomes much more interesting. Black and white photos can be just as beautiful as a color photo, you just need to learn how to take them properly. My paper will include information about; the history of photography. Where photography originates form, famous photographers, and different types of photography. It will also include information about the process of black and white photography. Including film and digital, lighting, positions, and developing. Then my paper will have information about different types of black and white photography. Like portraits and self-portraits, landscape and architecture, night time photography, and studio photography. For ph