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Apology Canyon
Sabino Canyon & Snyder Rd. Tucson Arizona. From the million dollar views 50,000 to 150,000 dollar cars this canyon has the saddest tale of its ghostly curse. One of the worst spots for traffic in Arizona a tow truck collided with a drunk driver so hard it flipped into the head of the next driver in the next car instantley killing her and leaving her baby (18 months old klinging to life.) Worst yet this horror story happened on the mourning of halloween. Perhaps the mother searches for her baby in a wreck but nightly there are reports at PCSD about a woman wondering the canyon and vanishing. Photo's of the spot where the accident occured always show ecto. Making it a very plaussible haunting of one of America's roadways. There for Apology Canyon may harbor you vision of this mothers strife for her baby!!!

The Apology
The Apology by kylee_is_hot © I'm a 22 year old, I have brown hair, I have a job at a big law firm, I am 5 foot 6, have 34C breasts, weight 150 pounds, and I have a nice firm butt as I work out at the local gym every Tuesday and Thursday. But today is a Wednesday morning and I over slept my alarm clock by 20 minutes. The only morning I needed to be in early and I managed to over sleep my alarm clock. I had to resort to a 5-minute shower without even having time to wash or condition my hair, which had become very dry and knotty. I didn't even have time to fit in my regular morning masturbation, which put me on good terms for the rest of the day. I didn't get time to make or eat any breakfast but I still brushed my teeth. I left my apartment 10 minutes late and opened up the driver door to my car and hopped in and took off. I knew this wasn't going to be my day as out of all the traffic lights all I got were red except for the one where I went through when it was yellow. I only

Apologize
I'm holding on your rope, Got me ten feet off the ground And I'm hearing what you say but I just can't make a sound You tell me that you need me Then you go and cut me down, but wait You tell me that you're sorry Didn't think I'd turn around, and say... that it's too late to apologize, it's too late I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late I'd take another chance, take a fall Take a shot for you And I need you like a heart needs a beat But it's nothing new - yeah yeah I loved you with the fire red- Now it's turning blue, and you say... "Sorry" like the angel heaven let me think was you But I'm afraid... It's too late to apologize, it's too late I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late whoaa ohhh... It's too late to apologize, it's too late I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late I said it's too late to apologize, yeah- I said it's too late to apologize, yeah- I'm holding on your rope, got me ten feet... off the ground...

Apologies
Apologies come easily To the insecure, Who never count the cost of The words that brought the tears. Apologies are never heard From the ones who blame All the others for their actions, Instead of being ashamed. The stubborn and self-richteous Refuse to yeild or to obey The quiet voice of conscience That knows the healing way. Words hold much power, And we choose to use Our words as swords of anger, Counted by the love we lose. Our sincere apology comes When our words have been unfair, And our hearts can recognize Anothers feelings in need of repair. Standing as the recipient of Our thoughtless actions or words gives us a new perspective on An apology-sincere and well deserved.

Apologies
Some people are cheerful, Some Gloomy, Serious or Naive, But I am naturally guilty. No matter what I do or don't do it always seems like I am to blame. Then there are people who are Rude, Inconsiderate and Insensitive. It seems only fair that I should Apoligise on their behalf

Apology
Why do i always make myself so mad, and then I just get upset and sad. I always have to deal with my pain, even though there really is nothing to gain. My closet is just so full of shit, wish I could dig a large pit. Maybe jump in and bury myself inside, would you call that suicide? I hate some of the things I do, like the bad words I say to you. Sometimes I think I should just leave, is that what you want of me? Don`t mean to say the things that hurt, my words always come out fast and so curt. I just want to know how you feel, sitting here feeling like a heel. It is okay if you hate me right now, don`t know if I can make it better somehow. Maybe if I say I`m sorry will do, didn`t mean for words to hurt you!!

Apologize
I'm holding on a rope Got me 10 feet off the ground I'm hearin' what you say but I just can't make a sound You tell me that you need me then you go and cut me down But wait You tell me that you're sorry didn't think I'd turn around and say: That it's too late to apologize Too late Said it's too late to apologize Too late I'd take another chance, take a fall, take a shot for you I need you like a heart needs a beat, it's nothing new Yeah I loved you with a fire red now it's turning blue And you say Sorry lord, the angel heaven let me think was you But I'm afraid It's too late to apologize Too late Said it's too late to apologize Too late I'm holding on a rope Got me 10 feet off the ground

Apologise
Just writing this quick blog to apologize if I have not been able to send you all comments or rates back at you etc.... I have been unable to get on Fubar for almost 2 weeks now. I have been very busy at work try to organize Full moon Festival at our Hotel "Meridien Yacht Club" here in Phuket . The Festival will held on 23th-24th November. I hope everyone understand and I hope to get this issue taken care of... I miss all of my Fubar Friends. Take care and have a wonderful weekend... I promised I'll get back to you as soon as I can.... :)

Apologies And Thanks
First I want to apologize to my friends who responded to my status change yesterday about drama. I REALLY appreciate what you said and it means SO much to me that you care about me enough to respond like you did. Agin, my apologies. I had just had my fill of all the BS Drama. (WARNING: KNOW WHO YOU ADD AS FRIENDS. I learned the hard way) Along the same lines, I want to thank each and every one of you that recognized the fact that I was UPSET and the way you each handled it. It is the greatest feeling in the world to have a friend console you when you have "reached your limits" and blow up. Thanks again to all of you. Now to explain...If any of you know Heartbroek Gal or Fallen Angel (from Alabama, used to beunder another name), then all I can say is beware. There is something going on there with those two and some guy and it is nothing but pure BS Drama. I tried to stay neutral and not get between any of it, but NO they had to press for "taking sides" (me or her bullshit)

Apologize
I'm holding on your rope Got me ten feet off the ground And I'm hearing what you say But I just can't make a sound You tell me that you need me Then you go and cut me down But wait... You tell me that you're sorry Didn't think I'd turn around and say.. That it's too late to apologize, it's too late I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late I'd take another chance, take a fall, take a shot for you And I need you like a heart needs a beat (But that's nothing new) Yeah yeah I loved you with a fire red, now it's turning blue And you say Sorry like the Angel Heaven let me think was you, But I'm afraid It's too late to apologize, it's too late I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late Woahooo woah It's too late to apologize, it's too late I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late I said it's too late to apologize, yeah yeah I said it's too late to apologize, a yeah I'm holding your rope Got me ten feet off the ground...

Apologize
I'm holding on your rope, Got me ten feet off the ground I'm hearin what you say but I just can't make a sound You tell me that you need me Then you go and cut me down, but wait You tell me that you're sorry Didn't think I'd turn around, and say... It's too late to apologize, it's too late I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late I'd take another chance, take a fall Take a shot for you And I need you like a heart needs a beat But it's nothin new I loved you with a fire red- Now it's turning blue, and you say... "Sorry" like the angel heaven let me think was you But I'm afraid... It's too late to apologize, it's too late I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late

Apologize
I know i am not the smartest, handsome or strong person. I have been through a lot depression this year. From my wife leaving me at the begining of the year to some stuff now. I am starting to speak to my mother and brother who i havent talked to in 14 years. I have been crying since last night. Sometimes i just wanna say fuk it and give in. I dont think world would miss me. Yes i was talking about killing myself. My birthday is coming up dec 21st and christmas the following week but a lot of people get depressed around the holidays. But i dont know. I just wanna apologize for being me.

Apologize- Timbaland Featuring Onerepublic
I’m holding on your rope, Got me ten feet off the ground And I’m hearing what you say but I just can’t make a sound You tell me that you need me Then you go and cut me down, but wait You tell me that you’re sorry Didn’t think I’d turn around, and say… That it’s too late to apologize, it’s too late I said it’s too late to apologize, it’s too late I’d take another chance, take a fall Take a shot for you And I need you like a heart needs a beat But it’s nothing new - yeah yeah I loved you with the fire red- Now it’s turning blue, and you say… “Sorry” like the angel heaven let me think was you But I’m afraid… It’s too late to apologize, it’s too late I said it’s too late to apologize, it’s too late whoa….. Bridge (guitar/piano) It’s too late to apologize, it’s too late I said it’s too late to apologize, it’s too late I said it’s too late to apologize, yeah- I said it’s too late to apologize, yeah- I’m holding on your rope, got me ten feet off…

Apology 4 A Special Women
the other day i had a chat with a very nice sweet women.things were going great until i ruined the moment. i then started deceiving her, and calling her names and stuff. sometimes i dont know why i do the thigs i do.but iam truly sorry for what i done and how i acted.she is a special women and i was to stupid and ignorant to see the true beauty in this wonderful person. i am now intent on a new begininng and a fresh start.

Apollo
The story of Apollo The story of Apollo begins with his mother, Leto, and her attempt to give birth to him and Artemis. Hera, in her jealousy, had pursued Leto relentlessly. Leto searched for a place where she could give birth to the children without Hera finding her. She convinced the island of Delos to be the home of Apollo, saying that a temple would be built there. Leto waited nine days and nights to give birth to Apollo, because due to Hera’s rage, Eilithyia, the goddess of childbirth, was not able to come to Leto’s aid. Finally Iris was sent to Hera, offering her a necklace fifteen feet long. In this way Eilithyia was able to come to Delos, and when she did, Leto gave birth to Apollo, full grown. Apollo immediately claimed, “The lyre and curved bow are dear to me, and I shall prophesy to men the unerring will of Zeus” Shortly after birth Apollo is searching for a place to build a temple, and he comes across the land known as Telephousa. But Telephousa persuaded Apo

Apollo's Love Affairs And Other Stories
Apollo had many love affairs, with both nymphs and mortal women. He fell in love with the Nymph Daphne, daughter of the river god Peneus in Thessaly. Daphne, daughter of the river god Peneus, is an independent woman with a love of hunting and a distaste for marriage and men. She wishes to remain like Diana, unmarried and chaste. However, she is very beautiful and when Apollo sees her as she is hunting one day, he is smitten with her. Apollo approaches Daphne but she runs from him, terrified of what he may do to her. Daphne realizes that she will never be able to outrun him, so as soon as she reaches the river of her father, she screams for his help. A numbness comes upon her body and her feet begin to feel as though they are being rooted to the earth; bark begins to enclose her and leaves sprout forth as she is turned into a laurel tree. Apollo was very dismayed by this sight and said, “ You would not be my wife; yet you shall be my tree. My hair, my lyre, and my quiver shall always

Apologies To Some Who Added Me This Evening...plz Read!
I am apologizing to all who added me this evening because I have so many requests that I can't seem to keep up ... and so sadly have not been able to fan and rate you all...if you would please accept my apologies and if you want you can drop me a comment and I would be glad to rate your page and add you as a fan! Sorry guys :( Please don't be upset with me! My sincerest apologies!! MUAH!!!! I tried to keep up with you guys... :)

Apology
Apology To know and to have upset the love one of mine, I was stupid and slow to not read between the lines. I rushed out and sped like a car, Didn’t know that I had gone too far. To skid and to slide And turning some more I had finally knew what it was I saw. So I’m sorry for upsetting you And hurting you the way that I did, I was acting like a child And what most people call a kid! This poem of apology is written just for you, Hoping that I will be forgiven, And for you to be out of the blue. I want to make you happy, Yet somehow I have made you sad. I don’t know what else to say or that I need to do, It was my own fault for being so confused! But I hope that this poem will bring a smile to your face, To know that in a few days I will be there to embrace. (C) Angel

Apologize By Onerepublic
I'm holdin' on your rope, Got me ten feet off the ground. And I'm hearin' what you say, But I just can't make a sound. You tell me that you need me, Then you go and cut me down... But wait... You tell me that you're sorry, Didn't think I'd turn around... And say... That it's too late to apologize. It's too late... I said it's too late to apologize. It's too late. Yeah! I'd take another chance, Take a fall, take a shot for you. I need you like a heart needs a beat, But it's nothin' new. I loved you with a fire red, Now it's turnin' blue... And you say... Sorry, like an angel Heaven let me think was you... But I'm afraid... It's too late to apologize. It's too late. I said it's too late to apologize. It's too late. Whoa! It's too late to apologize. It's too late. I said it's too late to apologize. It's too late. It's too late to apologize. YEAH! I said it's too late to apologize. YEAH! I'm holdin' on your rope, got me ten feet off the ground

Apologies Needed
Hello my sexy friends i have a few things to say to you all and any one who comes by my profile.... It seems some people like to use names on me that no one is permitted to use on me. Dont ever call me trashy names! Your comments will not be returned. Please i am asking that people respect me as i would respect you. Ok, second i am now getting on here through my cell. So its rather difficult to answer comments and such. Please if you like, refer to my myspaced link. Ty my adoring friends. :-*

Apology For Miss Angel In Waiting
i would like to apologize and say im sorry for disrespecting u, belittling u, and degrading u. i am sorry for acting like a jerk and a ass. u didnt deserve to be treated like that. do hope u can forgive me. . i will respect and appreciate u more. u have my word

Apology
Today was the day of my Uncle Bob's funeral, A lot of family and friends were there. My uncle was very blessed with all that who loved him, and I will miss him greatly. The day started out ok, other then the fact that today was the day my uncle was to be buried. Went to the funeral home where the funeral where it was being held at and ran into my deadbeat father. My dad was drunk! I tried to make since of what he was trying to say but got lost in his rant and slur of words that he was trying to speak. I felt sorry for him really. I try to distance myself from him because I don't want to end up like him. A Drunk, A Druggy, A Loser. I can go on and on but lets move on shall we? My father and I walk up to the casket to see my uncle right before the funeral started and mumbling something but couldn't understand him. I know that my dad is taking my uncle's death hard as I know I am. But to come to your own brother's funeral drunk off your ass and stumbling, and slurring your words t

Apologize
I'm holding on your rope, Got me ten feet off the ground I'm hearin what you say but I just can't make a sound You tell me that you need me Then you go and cut me down, but wait You tell me that you're sorry Didn't think I'd turn around, and say... It's too late to apologize, it's too late I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late I'd take another chance, take a fall Take a shot for you And I need you like a heart needs a beat But it's nothin new - yeah yeah I loved you with a fire red- Now it's turning blue, and you say... "Sorry" like the angel heaven let me think was you But I'm afraid... It's too late to apologize, it's too late I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late It's too late to apologize, it's too late I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late I said it's too late to apologize, yeah I said it's too late to apologize, yeah I'm holdin on your rope, got me ten feet off the ground...

Apology
I love you sweetheart More than mere words can say I know that I hurt you and I wish I could take it away I did something foolish stupid and dumb. You have always been there for me supported me Loved me for who I am and I broke that trust. Nothing, not even this blog, can erase what I've done. You are the most important person to me, because you give me the strength to go on. You give me the love that I need The caring and compassion to go further and the soul of a bright shining star. I swear to you, and before God, that I'll earn back your trust. I would do anything, ANYTHING for you to see me as someone who loves you deeply. I love you Samantha. You are my Life. You are my World. You are my everything.

Apologies
So I know some of my friends here feel like I have either been ignoring them or I am a great big POS and don't want to talk to them. Neither is true. The past month has been one disaster after another leaving me little to no time to do much of anything (let alone get some sleep) I want you all to know that I dearly miss talking to you all and hope to make some time to at least drop you all a line. I feel shitty for dropping off the FUBAR planet but I'll make it up to you k? Icy margies anyone?

Apology
I want to apologize to all my friends who read my last blog. I am not going to admit I am the one totally in the wrong. But I did not go about things in the right way. Yes I let my kindness get taken advantage. And I do have to stop. Thank you for your support and God Bless

Apologies I Just Wiped The Barslate Clean.
I learned something else today. You never clear your tab until you finish paying your dues. I had it opened in a new tab and deleted that one. When I went back to my profile all of the new ones that had not been refreshed onto my old tab had been wiped out. So I apologise to anyone who reads this if I have not rated you in return. Maybe there will be another tab somewhere that has not been wiped clean. All this is academic if no one reads it but at least I tried. I also feel human today and maybe that is because I managed to get through and tick off the task list. It worries me at times and especially when I cannot sing to keep me focused. Yes, I can meditate whilst listening to my MP3 so they must have wired me up incorectly at some point. Whether it was my first birth or my rebirth I don't know and does it matter? Not to me, maybe to all those who have to put up with a truculent two year old. At least I am not teething!

Apology
What's up... looks like I messed up... sorry bout that... I was stupid... The Aaron Berry I put before was the wrong one he is not a child abuser... so sorry for any umm shit that you might have thought happen! Gnomesayinnnn??? Errybody makes mistakes! Hope the person I dun did this to forgives me... if not its pizza under the table... even Scorpios can be stupid sometimes!!!

Apollo Says
"How the hell did will and grace run so long?" I say falling into an unfamiliar couch, my sport coat snagging on my elbows a bit with the sudden motion. Damnable garment. I untuck the maroon shirt that I wore on the offchance I splatted a wine that I refused to drink anyway. Stuff smelled like feet, but at least the company of elite youthful executive wannabes kept me entertained. "I say buffy, but have you ever seen so many peasants so upset over the price of gas" "I do say chip, whatever would we do if we were common? Starve ourselves by saving our pittances til we could afford an ounce of caviar and that greasey, stiffly creamy patte'?" "How could we fuel our enormous urban assault vehicles on such pitiable wages?" I wonder how many of them know how to make braunschweiger taste like foie gras. Or as I like to call it "faux gras" but I think some tempeh grower beat me to the punch. I forget just how many liverwerst and braunschweiger recipes I came up with. Liver couscous

An Apology From Raven Queen
i would like to apologize for the drama today. i merely wanted to leave and get some peace and quiet, as this place has become too much for me to handle. i admit i was hurt as well as extremely humiliated and devasted when master nosferatu put up his new owner, without so much as a thought to the fact that i ,might be hurt by his quick turn around. unfortunately he and i have been friends 7 years which is now over. since he has joined this site he has been more and more less like the person i became friends with. regardless the whole thing never should have made it online. he is who he is now and that is someone i do not know. i stupidly felt that since i had done so much for him that he would in return do the same for me. thats my stupidity. the point is he is not who i thought and that was a rude awakening to me. at any rate i do apologize to him. and i do apologize to any who got themselves worked up over this. the way he treats me should never been disclosed. i do not like

Apology
I'm sending out an apology to six to seven friends of mine.I had made a mistake with a comment I sent out,that read 'Baby its my world,you just live in it'.What I did was copied and paste as many of you have done before,but this comment stood as I was thinking I was leaving another comment.I never did go back and checked to see the new comment.I'm sorry if I had left this comment on your page,which I did go back and deleted it on the pages of my friends.I have lost friends due to comments,which as a man I don't care what comments you put on my page.Many friends tell me they don't trip on these comments,well I guess I should think the other way hmmm.I sending this apology to a very special friend of mine which he/she would know if they do ever read my blog.My friends do mean a lot to me,but if they leave due to a bad comment nothing I can do.Again I do apologize for this mistake. Your friend forever....el crow.

Apology
this apology written to dear loved one in the fleet. i know his days are filled with boredom and i can go anywhere i might want to go. he is at the mercy of the present mission which he can not tell me about. less he has to kill me. i know i have been awful lately i had done much the same my dad was gone for months even though i missed him dearly i did not write as often as i should i had found some tapes in my closet my dad's voice was on these tapes as he was on the enterprise. tells how long ago from the time that he was on the enterprise the tapes had a small buzz which changed in intensity at reg intervals (asked about the buzz it seems it was the radar) many times on the tapes there was blank space sometimes hear clicks as the recorder was turned off and on as this blank space so is the email not sent why this blank space the space is a lack this lack of things to say i know what to say back careful not to say the things to make him more h

Apologizing Is A Form Of Weakness
When you apologize, you show people that you are fallible and that you make mistakes. In a world of hyper-productivity, success means everything and failure is nothing. Whether we like it or not, the truth is that an apology is admitting to the world a weakness and that you failed. Good. Be weak. Show you’re human. Make mistakes. Make them early and make them often. Learn from them. Grow. When you fail, say, “I’m sorry. I’ll do better next time.” And make sure you back those words up. Failure is Overrated I have not failed, I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work. - Thomas Edison Sometimes there’s too much attention spent on mistakes and failures. We don’t remember the 9,999 times Edison failed to invent the light bulb. We only remember the successful 10,000th attempt. Failure doesn’t define you (and neither should success). The fear of failure should not stop you from what you want to do, or perhaps what you need to do. You’ll still be the same person

Apology
This 'Letter of Apology' was written by Lieutenant General Chuck Pitman, US Marine Corps, Retired: For good and ill, the Iraqi prisoner abuse mess will remain an issue. On the one hand, right thinking Americans will abhor the stupidity of the actions while on the other hand, political glee will take control and fashion this minor event into some modern day massacre. I humbly offer my opinion here: I am sorry that the last seven times we Americans took up arms and sacrificed the blood of our youth; it was in the defense of Muslims (Bosnia , Kosovo, Gulf War 1, Kuwait , etc.) I am sorry that no such call for an apology upon the extremists came after 9/11. I am sorry that all of the murderers on 9/11 were Islamic Arabs. I am sorry that most Arabs and Muslims have to live in squalor under savage dictatorships. I am sorry that their leaders squander their wealth. I am sorry that their governments breed hate for the US in their relig

Apollo Declines.
"Do you ever sleep?" I was smoking in the kitchen again. Not fish, not sausage. A big stinkin cigar. Okay, maybe not big, and to me, it wasn't stinkin. The invader was my roommate's companion for the night. I think. I hadn't really ventured out of the lair for quite some time. Only to make a grilled cheese, return to the swampy solitude of my unairconditioned hell. Maybe watch a couple black and white movies. Maybe a couple blue movies. Feel my eyes drip out of my sockets. I think I had been standing there, not attending to the conversation for a full two minutes while I stared at my fizzing concoction. Toast doesn't sizzle. It... fizzes. Gently. Hisses maybe. This is going to be a good sandwich. "Uh... yeah, about every three days." My butt dangling between my teeth, a pool of spit gathering, threatening to dribble down my chin and bare, pale chest. She was staring. I guess I did cut an odd figure. Fuzzy short copper hair, long, absurd cartoony boxers, and c

Apology?, I Don't Think So...
How the fuck is THIS an apology...? I see you're whining Stop by my page Check out my blog And see for yourself what I'm doing. Anyway, sorry for my misunderstandings, etc. So, now I've appologized. Why don't you? Name calling really isn't necessary and I didn't say you weren't a MUMMER I just said you didn't seem to know the rules. Some mumms are real. gave me a field day with the bouncers. cause really really love to be 'harsh' with them sometimes. gotta keep em on their toes. So like I said check out the blog you'll see what I'm doing. And realize that hey... it's not like ya thought. Give people chances before calling them names. and assuming shit with shit. :-) It'd be nice. Thanks.

Apology Letter
Lisa, my co-worker at the travel agency, needed to send a letter of apology to a customer whose trip was a complete fiasco from start to finish. I reminded her of a similar situation a year earlier and dug out the letter I'd written then. "All you have to do," I told her, "is to change the details, the date, and the name." She looked it over and smiled wryly. "We won't even need to change the name."

Apollo Displaced.
When did I fall for her? It seems like a dream I only remember parts of I'd say it was something romantic like... from the moment I met her but that's not true. There was no specific moment, no frozen episode in my heart. It just happened. I didn't even wake up and suddenly realize it just felt to be there. It was present, it was. And I haven't been able to speak straight with her since. Everything I do and say with her now is a desperate lie, a farce, a silly complex diversion but all the while I wonder if she's just playing along. She's as sharp as a tack, but twice as oblivious some days. While I hold her as the golden standard, I'm still aware of her flaws, her cold aloofness is also her daring attempt to be strong. She accepts the most ghoulish contracts, and I don't know why. She's pressed too thin, and no sensible counsel can immediately stop her. I suppose the reason she sees these things to their painful conclusion, is that she's a good person. I

Apollo, Eclipsed.
Some call me Apollo, but there is no sun today. No light, no warmth No day, no color, no brilliance. The pallete is left cold, gray washed and empty. No wings to burn, no chariots to race. No arrows to pierce, no youthful beautiful arrogance. Or rather arrogant beauty, wreathed in yellow defiance No sky painted in amber or violet No cool nights for modest lovers to welcome. No outreached palm to take. No sparkling ruby red lips to taste. No mysterious serene gaze to hypnotize. No desperate whispered promises punctuated by those thin perfect fingers wrapped in mine. There is no sun today. Nor will there be any in the foreseeable future.

Apologies
Im sorry i hurt you,im sorry i made you cry,im sorry that I broke your heart.My intentions were always to love you and never break your heart.I was your bestfriend,you lover your soulmate I destroyed your life as well as mine.Im sorry that I ever walked in your life and tore you away from the one you truely loved.i saw the love you had for her and i did everything in my power to destroy what you had.I was jealous and envious of her,she had you and i knew i never would.Im sorry for the pain I caused you,never again will you feel such heartache for today is the last we shall speak,today is the last we shall be in each others lives.I will end my life this depressing evening so I shall no more break anothers heart.I love u

Apologize
I DO NOT APOLOGIZE If you agree, please support our campaign! [continue] WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS NOW IS TRUTH AND HONESTY, NOT SELECTIVE MORALITY BIAS IN THE PHRASE “ARMENIAN GENOCIDE” If one cherishes values like objectivity, truth, and honesty, then one should use the phrase “Turkish-Armenian conflict”. Asking someone “Do you accept or deny Armenian Genocide” shows anti-Turkish bias. The question, in all fairness, should be re-phrased: “What is your stand on the Turkish-Armenian conflict?” Turks believe it was a civil war within a world war, engineered, provoked, and waged by the Armenians with active support from Russia, England, and France, and passive support from the U.S. diplomats, missionaries, media, and others with anti-Turkish agendas, all eyeing the vast territories of the collapsing Ottoman Empire. [1] Most Armenians claim it is a one way genocide, totally ignoring the Armenian complicity in war crimes ranging from raids, rebellions, and ter

An Apology
It is so easy to get wrapped up in our own little world and our hurt that we actually fail to see the pains and hurt of another, the struggle they are going through in trying to heal their own pain and hurt so they can move on beyond their hurt and find the peace and happiness they richly deserve. Yes I am very guilty of doing such and was being something that was not in me and that is being selfish instead of being as I am selfless and would like to take this chance to say to that person, I very much regret my actions, which were inexcusable and very selfish indeed. Please do not think wrong of me, I am truly sorry that I did not respect your wishes or feelings when I should.

Apology...
We owe you ladies an apology for abandoning you over the holidays...The end of 2008 was quite hectic and with 5 kids here it was very stressful...But this is no excuse...We will be setting up for the next contest and any of you who wish to be in it please email us...the prize is yet to be determined and depends on how many want in...We were thinking a blast this time...and maybe the artwork contest we all talked about...So email us and let us know who is still alive and kicking in 2009 and who wants in this contest...Hugz and Luvz to all of you...we hope your new year was wonderful and please know that we plan for 2009 to be a successful one for the VIPER girls!!! Scarlet & Toad

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Apology
APOLOGY if I should slip and say a word that hurts a burdened heart if I should frown and darken good intent if I react with arrogance designed to make me smart when empathy would soften your lament if I should wax too long and preach with holy-joe advice if I should walk away while you remain if I should boast in victory where silence would suffice where mercy would achieve the greater gain please forgive my ignorance and say a prayer for me have pity as I reach out and amend - I'm sorry for the pain I've caused, and this apology is sprinkled with my tears for a dear friend copyright jas 2007

Apology....
first I would like to apologize to women everywhere for all the idiotic so called men that treat you like crap.....please try to remember there are still some good men out there...we aren't all dirt bags just looking for cyber sex and nude pics...just don't ask me to be your boyfriend I am taken right now...lol...anyway....I just don't understand how someone can call them self a man yet treat women that like to dress sexy and have fun with this site with their friends like pieces of meat...I think I can speak for real men everywhere...go fucking find a gutter to crawl up in and die you give the rest of us a bad name....again I am sorry that so many women have to put up with that kind of treatment.....

An Apology
as some of you all may have noticed i have not been around for several days....let me start by saying how much ive missed everyone. i have been in and out of the hospital with pnemonia in both lungs. i am very weak, hurts like hell to breath, and just getting up out of bed, my body feels like its ran a marathon. just wanted to let you know that i am going to get back to each and everyone of ya that have left me messages, i promise.

Apologies I Give..
To all I deleted off my page, I apologize deeply, For allowing my temper, To run my actions, And delete people that had nothing to do, With why I was even angered, I consider you all friends, And hope I get you back on my page, So until then, I wish you all a great day, And pray forgiveness can be found, Written by Blaine63...

Apology
Why do I always make myself mad,and then I just get upset and sad.I always have to deal with my pain,even though there really is nothing to gain.My closet is just so full of shit,wish I could dig a large pit. Maybe jump in and bury myself inside,would you call that suicide ? I hate some of the things I do,like the bad things I say to you. Sometimes I think I should just leave,is that what you want of me ? Dont mean to say the things that hurt, my words are always come out fast and curt.I just want to know how you feel,sitting here feeling like a heel. It is okay if you hate me right now, dont know if i can make it better somehow.Maybe if I said i`m sorry will do,didn`t mean for my words to hurt you !

Apologies From California By Mark Morford
I know, we're supposed to be the vanguard. We're supposed to lead the way, set the agenda, be at the forefront on exactly this kind of delightfully blistering, divisive, sticky cultural issue, especially given our world-renowned reputation for flying our fearlessly flamboyant freak flag as high as the Transamerica Pyramid dancing on ecstasy at Burning Man. I know, we're supposed to be this unswerving bastion of progressive liberalthink, the frothing epicenter of just about every wild/weird/wonderful sociocultural movement and civil right in America. After all, we're the birthplace of hippie culture and gay culture and New Age culture and roughly 10,000 other progressive beliefs and revolutions and soul-fellatings you can name and many you can't, because they have yet to be concocted in one of our genius inventor/scientist/poet's feverish peyote dreams. I know. In other words, we're supposed to know better. We're supposed to get it right, particularly about something as obvious and re

An Apology
Just wanted to drop a note. I need to apologize for my behavior last night. I had a few too many of this and that and got in that mode of feeling sorry for myself. Its been a rough road and sometimes I feel like there is no point in trying to maintain inside the yellow line. I have to thank a couple people that were there for me. Helly for one. She is the best. Bounty, I love ya man. thank you. Terri, I see how strong you are and I don't understand how you can hang the way you do. It is truly an inspiration. With everything going on in my life at the moment sometimes it gets a bit overwhelming. I need to pull myself up and slap myself around sometimes. Lot of people depending on me and I can't let them down. Anyway, I apologize to everyone. Highway Song

Apology
Ok, not really sure how to say what all I feel I need to say, but here goes. As most of you know I left the MFKN Fam because I was tired of constantly helping others and never ggetting anything in return. However, looking back on it I feel my actions were not completely justified. I have in the past couple of days had some conversations with a few of the founders, all of which have brought up some good points. My biggest mistake was blaming the Fam as a whole, for the actions of some. So, while my comments and frustration were not directed to everyone, I DO WANT TO APOLOGIZE TO EACH AND EVERYONE OF THE MFKN MEMBERS. I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO MAKE A SPECIAL APOLOGY TO THE FOUNDERS OF THE FAM FOR NOT GIVING THEM A CHANCE. With all of that being said, and after reading DJ Lost Soul's latest blog on the homepage, i have decided that i do not want to walk away from the Fam. So with his approval I am adding the MFKN back into my name. I feel it is better for me to stay and try to help make this

Apology To Baby Jesus
Hi Mike how u been? you an I have had our differences threw the yrs.But I leave fubar on occassions.But this time I brought back new members.Some work out some don't,I been recruiting for fubar from pogo.Last time it was MyYearBook. My Problem I was accused of being a Hacker that I hacked an Deleeted Sin City Lounge an Kanan's account by a StellaRossi.So I sought repubution from this Drama Queen Bitch I desirerd an Apology from her. The Mumm I posted sought that.I ran it as NSFW on purpose so it would not get Flagged.But acourse it did.So then I sought an Apology in the Status Box perhaps I missed used the status box.But to loose both status boxes has really crippled me. I can create tags on my whereabouts which might be elegal as well .To Compensate my status being gone.An Yesterday I found my Bulletin + Blog privelge has been put on punishment as well. That is no biggie because I can have others that are Loyal to me Post Blogs + Bullys. I have just finished reading your new TOS.

Apology
APOLOGY by ADAM JOHNSONthrough the mountainsacross the seaeven the boundless forestswouldnt keep you from mebut i must departso i leave this for youan apology from my heartso that you might remember methe things ive doneand places ive seenmy attentionwas givenso few and far betweennow i realize my faultsa little latei can only hopeneglect doesnt lead to hatei dont know when i'll see you againtheres only one thing left to doplease forgive mei still love you

Apology
"We've managed to muddle through the awkward stages of 'I like you and you like me' and when we both said yes, life became a multiple choice test. Not knowning anything, we became each other's best guess and holding your hand is less like exploration and more like discovery.... I don't have to study you to be sure, you're the choice I made before I knew what the other choices were." From "Apology" by Shane Koyczan

Apology (lyrics)
Apology :[Verse one]To my ray of sunshine,you're the only thing that gets me by,and when I think of you,I know in my heart that I never tried from the start[bridge]These feelings I have for you,will never fade awayI just can't be without youSo this is the day, you'll hear me say[chorus]I was wrong, all along.Now I'm tryin' to changeand I'm finally starting to seeIt's my faultThat you're goneand this is my apology.[verse two]I remember the first time,that I looked into your eyesI couldn't believe you were minenow I'm empty inside,how could I leave you behind?[bridge 2]These feelings I have for you,will never fade awayI just can't be without youNow I realize that I wasn't right[chorus][verse three]Now I know, how things should beI'll do anything,you mean everything to me.Please give me one more chanceto be with you again[chorus][chorus 2]I was wrong.Now I'm tryin' to sayThat I'm sorry,can you forgive me?It's my faultThat you're goneand this is my apology.To my ray of sunshine, this is my

Apologize
I try to find the words to sayBut somehowI don't think I could ever repayThe things you've done for meThe love you've shownWhile I turned a blind eyeFrom the truth I'd runLooking elsewhere for the love I thought I neededNot seeing you in front of meWith me your eyes pleadedYou were mine since we were children I gave my heart to youMy one and only manWhen times got toughI closed you outShut you downThere's nothing to talk aboutDeep in my heart I knew I needed you Rather than seeing thatTo myself I was untrueIn my mind I twisted youMade you into somethingEasier to hate to blameFor my being blueYou've been by my side through everythingI ran from youYou came after meThe man before meis not the one in my headHe is truely caring loving and kindAll my mistakes I hope he can forgiveHis loveMakes life worthwhile to live.

The Apology
What did you think of Tiger Wood’s apology? It seems most people haven’t changed their minds either way. What did this apology accomplish? Not much of anything except maybe paving the way for his return to golf. Oh, and one of his porn star sweeties is about to sue Eldridge. How much more can happen? Stay tuned and see. For more on the poll http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/02/19/tiger-woods-addresses-infidelity-scandal-public-appearance/?test=faces The poll for BlastFM shows BlastFM is #1 in its genre. www.live365.com/stations/blastcasterfm

An Apology To Veterans And Seniors
I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to two groups of Americans: our military veterans, and all senior citizens who are members of the World War II era, also known as The Greatest Generation. I want to apologize for myself and my generation not doing our part to be more like you. You sacrificed, took risks, did without, and delayed gratification of one sort or another for a cause greater than yourselves. My generation and the rest of the American population has been rather cowardly when it comes to defending our liberties. Not that we have not had plenty volunteer for military service, because we have. Our cowardice has been in not standing up to our own government's weakness, deceit, and manipulation. You see, we have now endured several "wars" which have been pathetic, at best. Not the actions of our soldiers, but the actions of our government and the inaction of our citizens. Most recently, by my count, we have been "at war" for nearly a decade. But honestly, we are no

An Apology From The Heart
I sit here and wonder why I make so many mistakes and then do it again later on. I try to be happy with what I have then everything seems to go wrong, Either because a guy can promise me the world or something sounds so good, while in the long run it was all a crock of shit. The I look around after all the shit has settled and realize that I have hurt a lot of people and myself in the long run. I know I can't change the past and am supposed to learn from it but I don't think I will ever totally grasp that concept. I am very sorry for everyone I have hurt and I know I can't change what happened. I just hope one day that maybe and I don't know if I am grasping at straws or not but I hope that stuff can start to go back to the way it was. I have royally messed up this time and I regret stuff for the second time in my life. I know nobody is perfect but I know there is even limits to what happens. You can only mess up so much before people do give up on you. I know i am at my breaking poin

Apologies To My Friends....
I am sorry that I can not be as positive as some of my true friends. I do not share everything with you...there are only a few (probably NOT you) that truly know what is going on. So, I apologize for being so negative.......PEACE!

Apologizing Cows
Pickle: dont disgrace the cow like that Pickle: cows have feelings you know Pnut: lmfaoPnut: remind me next time i see one to apologise Pnut: lol Pickle: dont even think of apologizing to a hamburger or ill kick your ass

Apollo 7 Spalshes Down!!
Seems today is a great day in History to remind us of Obama-Care also known as Obama-Tax. Apollo 7 splashes down in the ocean and Obozo-Tax is falling fast as well.. Let me remind the DUMMYCRATS one more time – the Govt is inept and EVERYTHING it ruins it runs horribly – so what kind of Moron thinks Obama-Care will be better than doctors themselves running their own business’s?? You are a special kind of stupid aren’t ya???

Apology?
So this steakhouse in IL had police escort a cancer patient out (and the party he was with) because he put on a wool beenie. Story goes like this::... There was a part of about 16 people eating at Morton's Steakhouse in IL. Toward the end of the dinner, one customer put on his wool beenie (he was a cancer patient and going through chemo)...he was cold. He was then asked to take it off, which he did. The man's son told the manager about his father's condition and the manager said he needed a doctor's note or they should have called in advance so they could be put in a different room. The party got a little upset and were leaving. As they were leaving the police showed up and escorted them out. Here is the statement issued by Morton's Steakhouse::. "Our executive team has been in contact with Mr. Chambers who fully accepted our apology. There was a complete and total misunderstanding by our staff who had no idea that our guest had a medical condition. Our actions were uninformed

Apoptygma Berzerk - Kathy's Song (just One Of The Most Beautiful Songs Ever.)
Oh my love, it's time You know how it feels You read between the lines And know me better than I do I lost again, my friend You know I'm not a saint You´ve known it all this time Still you've been waiting for me... Oh my love, it's time You know how it feels You read between the lines And know me better than I do I'm lost again my friend You know I'm not a saint You've known it all this time Still you've been waiting for me... Come lie next to me Know why you and me are one Come lie next to me No lies, you and me are one You know I'm not a saint...

Apoptygma Bererk - Until The End Of The World
I'll wait for you until the end of the world All the weights that keep me down Seem heavier than before They hit me in my face Though you feel nothing Only time will heal you say Your word's not therapy That half of me is gone My dearest treasure torn away I'll stick with you until the end of the world I cry out loud but you hear nothing I'll wait for you until the end of the world My dearest treasure torn away All the weights that keep me down Seem heavier than before They hit me in my face Though you feel nothing Only time will heal you say Your word's not therapy That half of me is gone My dearest treasure torn away I'll stick with you until the end of the world I cry out loud but you hear nothing I'll wait for you until the end of the world That half of me is gone, my dearest treasure torn away I'll stick with you until the end of the world I cry out loud but you hear nothing I'll wait for you until the end of the world My dearest treasure

Apostrophes And Backslash
Have noticed quite a few titles etc. leaving out the apostrophe, say, possibly because it causes a backslash for various reasons... this can be avoided by using it's (that is - ' has the same effect in your title section and some others as an apostrophe, almost; but does not create the leading backslash.) Quite a few people know this already, it's true.

Apothecary Dreams
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m A SUCCULENT AROMA OF MINGLED SCENTS, AN ELIXER OF SLOW BREWED WANTON LUST PERMEATES THE AIR AND SWIRLS AS IF IN PERFUMED DANCE, CREATED BY YOU, THE APOTHECARY LOVER. I INHALE DEEPLY AS YOU STIR A LIFETIME OF WANT, AND DESIRE PULSES THROUGH MY VEINS AND HEATS MY BLOOD AS IT CREATES A SIMMERING LAVA POOL AT THE VERY CORE OF MY WOMANLY ESSENCE, YOUR WORDS EVOKE A DARK EROTIC SADNESS THAT STIRS MY SLUMBERING DESIRE, I AM SUSPENDED IN A GOSSAMER WEB OF ILLUSION STOKED TO AN INFERNO OF WANT THROUGH YOUR PENNED JOURNEY OF CONFLICTING PASSION'S, CARNAL NEEDS SEEK RELEASE AS GOLDEN CANDLES CAST THEIR ERIE GLOW UPON THIS WOMAN'S BREASTS, WITH NIPPLES ERECT IN BREATH STOPPING ANTICIPATION OF YOUR TOUCH, THERE IS NO SHAME AS I WAIT IN LUSTY LONLINESS FOR YOU, YOU ARE LOVE'S ILLUSIONARY MASTER, AN ARSENIC DRIP OF LONGING INTO MY VEINS, BUT I OPEN TO EMBRACE THIS POISONED PALPATATION OF TIMELESS WANT, THE EBB AND FLO

Apotheosis
APOTHEOSIS An enervated charlatan with vagrant contingency, bemused by the regency of such indeterminate beauty. Causation rapt in the eyes of asceticism.... For the inquest is essential to course A harlot to its eloquence. Contemptuously thwarting the palor of dicourse, Crusade for consecration of incarnate desire and ambivalence for the thought of IF....... Nirvana, a tangible penchant of nuance through eyes that behold a cherub. Sauntering through the peel, bridging the chasms of trancendental myre, He ascends the pinnicles of ecstasy through the vocations of covetousness..... sublime ......requisite........ elemental...... and indicative of fortune. Such is the oddesy, that of prophecy and forbearance. That which was written in the stars In times of pother testament to the powers of neither chance nor luck, Powerless to the axioms of perseity and that of quantum voliton .................... He shall forever bear the stains of his baptism of

Apothecary Dreams
MySpace Codes & MySpace Layouts A SUCCULENT AROMA OF MINGLED SCENTS, AN ELIXER OF SLOW BREWED WANTON LUST PERMEATES THE AIR AND SWIRLS AS IF IN PERFUMED DANCE, CREATED BY YOU, THE APOTHECARY LOVER. I INHALE DEEPLY AS YOU STIR A LIFETIME OF WANT, AND DESIRE PULSES THROUGH MY VEINS AND HEATS MY BLOOD AS IT CREATES A SIMMERING LAVA POOL AT THE VERY CORE OF MY WOMANLY ESSENCE, YOUR WORDS EVOKE A DARK EROTIC SADNESS THAT STIRS MY SLUMBERING DESIRE, I AM SUSPENDED IN A GOSSAMER WEB OF ILLUSION STOKED TO AN INFERNO OF WANT THROUGH YOUR PENNED JOURNEY OF CONFLICTING PASSION'S, CARNAL NEEDS SEEK RELEASE AS GOLDEN CANDLES CAST THEIR ERIE GLOW UPON THIS WOMAN'S BREASTS, WITH NIPPLES ERECT IN BREATH STOPPING ANTICIPATION OF YOUR TOUCH, THERE IS NO SHAME AS I WAIT IN LUSTY LONLINESS FOR YOU, YOU ARE LOVE'S ILLUSIONARY MASTER, AN ARSENIC DRIP OF LONGING INTO MY VEINS, BUT I OPEN TO EMBRACE THIS POISONED PALPATATION OF TIMELESS WANT, THE EBB AND FLOW OF DESPAIR AND DESIRE CREATED B

Apothus
10-04-2006, 04:51 PM At least, that's what scientists think. In April of 2029, they thought, there was a good chance that an asteroid the size of the Rose Bowl would collide with Earth. In fact, the date was April 13, or Friday the 13th, of that year. However, they now know it's going to miss, but will go in between the Earth and Moon. Talk about "near miss." It will, according to Nova, be closer to Earth than many of our own manmade satellites are at that time.However, in 2036, seven years later, the asteroid (named Apothus) will return. And scientists now know that if it goes through a particular stretch of space which they've named "the keyhole" on its first trip near earth in 2029, that in seven years it will return and strike the Earth. They even know where it would hit - the Pacific Ocean.You can watch the segment from Nova here. (http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/sciencenow/3313/01.html)

Apothacary Lover
A succulent aroma of mingled scents, an elixer of slow brewed wanton lust permeates the air and swirls as if in perfumed dance, created by you, my apothecary lover, I inhale deeply as you stir a lifetime of want, desire pulses through my veins and heats my blood to create a simmering lava pool at the very core of my womanly essence, Your words evoke a dark erotic sadness that stirs my slumbering desires and I am suspended in a gossamer web of illusion stoked to an inferno of want through your penned journey of conflicting passions, Carnal needs seek release as golden candles cast their erie glow upon this woman's breast, with nipples erect in breath stopping anticipation of your touch, There is no shame as I wait in lusty lonliness for you are love's illusionary master,an arsenic drip of longing into my veins I open to embrace this poisoned palpatation of timeless want,the ebb and flow of despair, Desire created by you, my chemist of passion's dreams. Darlene

App
1. name? 2. age? 3. height and weight? 4. where do u live? 5. do u think i'm hot? 6. would i be a bf, friend with benefits or just a friend to hang out with? 7. what do u like to do on a date? 8. if i made a move on u, what would u do? 9. would u hold my hand? 10. would u kiss me? 11. tongue or no tongue? 12. would u come back to my place afterwards? 13. would u want to have sex with me? 14. do u want to now? 15. on a scale of 1-10, how openminded and wild are you? 16. whats the craziest thing we would do? 17. 1-10, how passionate and affectionate are you? 18. if u could ask me one thing, anything, ask me now and i promise to tell u the honest truth. 19. would u seriously be interested in me? 20. if so, can i call you and if yes leave ur phone number.... 21. will u repost so i can fill out for you?

App....
Body: EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND- REPOST THIS! SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU IN YOUR INBOX! Ladies Title it "BOYFRIEND Application" Guys Title it "GIRLFRIEND Application" 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite Color: 4. Whats your sign: 5. Height: 6. Hair (color and style): 7. Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN: 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11. Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would you take a nap with me? 16. Do you think I'm cute? 17. If you could change anything about me -would you?

App
The ULTIMATE NAUGHTY QUIZ! Fill it out and send it to me in a message, and repost to see what people put for you! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. How often do you masturbate? 3 1/2. Have u masterbated to me? 4. Favorite position (s) ? 5. Do you think i'm hot? 6. Would you have sex with me? 7. lights on or off? 8. Would you have to be drunk? 9. Would you take a shower with me? 10. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 11. Would you leave after or stay the night? 12. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 13. Condom or skin? 14. Do you give Oral pleasures? 15. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 16. Have sex on the first date? 17. Would you kiss me during sex? 18. Do you think I would be good in bed? 19. Would u have a 3-some with me? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. W

The App
someone else had this posted and it says i might get interesting results if reposted "!!NAUGHTY APPLICATION !!! Your Name: Age: Location: 1.Favorite position: 2.Do you think I'm cute?. 3.Would you have sex with me? 4.lights on or off? 5.Would you have to be drunk? 6. Would you take a shower with me? 7.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 8.Would you leave after or stay the night? 9.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 10.Condom or skin? 11.Have sex on the first date? 12.Would you kiss me during sex 13.Do you think I would be good in bed /? 14.Would you use me as a booty call? 15.Can I use you as a booty call? 16.Can we take pictures of the act? 17.How long would we have sex? 18.Would you tell your friends about me? 19.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 20. Will you fill this out & send it back to me?" Also < IF YOU HAD ME ALONE, LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR A WEEK & I HAD TO DO WHAT EVER

The App
NAME: FUBAR NAME: AGE: SEXUAL ORIENTATION: THREE THINGS YOU THINK MAKE YOU A REAL WOMAN: 1) 2) 3) Now in as many words as you can PLease Describe to me how you think a man should be treated and what you yourself look for in a man! Male all answers to me and ill talk to those that seem to cover a majority in what im looking for PLEASE NO RELATIONSHIPS BAGGAGE DRAMAM OR AN EX YOU THINK YOU MAY RUN BACK TO IM NOT ONE FOR GAMES

App
"!!NAUGHTY APPLICATION !!! Your Name: Age: Location: 1.Favorite position: 2.Do you think I'm cute?. 3.Would you have sex with me? 4.lights on or off? 5.Would you have to be drunk? 6. Would you take a shower with me? 7.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 8.Would you leave after or stay the night? 9.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 10.Condom or skin? 11.Have sex on the first date? 12.Would you kiss me during sex 13.Do you think I would be good in bed /? 14.Would you use me as a booty call? 15.Can I use you as a booty call? 16.Can we take pictures of the act? 17.How long would we have sex? 18.Would you tell your friends about me? 19.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 20. Will you fill this out & send it back to me?" Also < IF YOU HAD ME ALONE, LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR A WEEK & I HAD TO DO WHAT EVER YOU WANTED ME TO DO, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX.

Apparently I'm A Sicko
You scored as A Sicko. You are a SICK FUCK!! You would do almost anything to get off. You know how to be wild, try new stuff and let loose and be crazy. You are at the top of the Horny/Sexual ladder, a very coveted paosition by many. People call you Sick, but those are the ones that think it but don't have the balls to do it. You will be an exploding sex partner, if they can handle it.... Rock On.A Sicko50%Very Kinky40%Average40%A WUSS !!0%How sexual are youcreated with QuizFarm.com

The Apparitions
The Apparitions: **Given to me by my Friend Yahni.. Quietly sitting before a small fire, A lone Indian begins a ceremonial respect. Reaching into a pouch, He brings out a matter of medicine. Which he offers to the four winds, To Mother Earth and all his relations. And from his heart, soul and mind, He speaks to the medicine, Using a language taught to him, A language carried through time, By the apparitions before him, His ancestors. With words flowing from his heart, Of the fire he speaks. He ask the medicine for guidance, To protect his people, So that they will live a good life And that their hearts, souls and minds, Will be filled with the Wisdom, knowledge and understanding Of life and truth, The traditional ways given to them, As told through the medicine By the apparitions before him, His ancestors. Gently he sprinkles the medicine upon the fire. He has spoken words to the medicine Using the old language of his peop

Apparently This Is The Song I Should Strip To (if I Was Strippin Lmao)
Your Stripper Song Is Pour Some Sugar on Me by Def Leppard "Love is like a bomb, baby, c'mon get it on Livin' like a lover with a radar phone Lookin' like a tramp, like a video vamp Demolition woman, can I be your man?" Break out the baby oil, you rock it old school.What Song Should You Strip To?

Apparently, I'm Already In Love...but With Who?
Why don\'t you have a boyfriend? You are already in love.your already in love. Weather he knows it or not. You put love letters in his locker and he sends you flowers. When your around him you get butterflies and a joyful feeling from inside. Just enjoy every monent you have with him. Take this test

Apparently I'm Irish... Lol!!
British: [ ] You drink a lot of tea [x] You vote conservative or labour because lib dems will never get in [x] You know what a brolly is [ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life [ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor [x] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell" [x] Fish and Chips are yummy [ ] you can eat a Full English Breakfast [ ] you dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs [x] its football...not soccer Total = 5 Australian [ ] you wear flip flops all year [ ] you call flipflops thongs not flip flops [ ] you love a backyard barbie [x] you know a barbie is not a doll [ ] you love the beach [x] sometimes you swear without realizing [ ] you're a sports fanatic [ ] you are tanned [ ] you're a bit of a bogan [x]you have an australian something (thongs, shirt, phone sock, etc.) Total = 3 Italian [ ] The Sopranos is a great show. [ ] your last name ends in a vowel. [ ] your grandmother makes her own sauces. [ ] you know how a real meatba

Apparently I Am Now In A Comment Contest..
1600 comments gets me a platinum cherry... Click the link below and help me out please! I just accepted an invitation for another contest 1000 comments gets me diamond earrings..

Apparently I Have A Lot To Say Today...
Twice in the same day...but for some reason this blog calls to me. It's as if there's something I need to say or perhaps a better word for what I feel compelled to do would be vent. My life has been quite complicated as of late. Not only am I confronted daily with the fact that I am a 33 year old, divorced, bisexual mother of 2 but to add to it what my heart's been going through recently...it's insanity at it's most insane. I won't bore you with the details or anything so trivial as names and actual events but I will pose to you this question...Are all men as stubborn and pigheaded and macho wannabe as the one I've been dealing with? I mean can we chalk it up to some hormonal or chromosomal deficiency? Or is it an environmental thing that causes a chain reaction? Perhaps something in the water? Is unwillingness to admit that you may need someone a normal guy thing? Could this possibly be the reason for never wanting to stop for directions when they're lost on the interstate in BFE at

Appaulled
When I first came to CT, I was greeted with the standard, automatic friends. BABY J, Scrapper, CT Bouncer, Mr. McGill, etc... My first REAL FREINDS, which I won't mention at this time, were warm and welcoming. One of my friends; (a male and very well known), was respectful and TAKEN. Meaning he has a g/f. Now, I didnt come to CT to find love..ppffttt... Nonetheless..I accepted his friendship and EVERY ONCE AND A WHILE would leave a "friendly comment" on this page and he would do the same. It was clear that my new friend was "head over heels" for his love, and rightfully so. MORE POWER TO HIM. He'd put up her pics and leave sweet comments, and even went the extra mile as to putting her pic as his default profile. Several months had gone by, and as MY friends list grew, so did the moments in between of dropping in to say hello to him. I SAY ALL THAT TO SAY THIS... Today, I came in, was looking forward to chatting with my usual buddies, and what did i find in my "send gifts"? A gift fro

Apparently....
I sometimes need to come on here and clarify myself to some.......others know where im coming from. Since i wrote my first blog yesterday I noticed some "things" have gone missing. Now i dont know if my blog started that or not but i refuse to take credit for the things that other people do because "Im back"!!!! Now again like i have said in the past if this blog in any way offended you or pissed you off then either you have a guilty conscience or you just learned something new about ya self. I dont apologize for shit unless i know deep down im wrong or proven wrong then i will sincerely admit that i was wrong and bestow my deepest sincerity upon you. If i aint wrong and you solely deserved the ass shredding that i administer upon you then bend it over and take it like the man or woman that you claim you are. So if you feel the need to change who you are or become someone else that you know you clearly arent................then all i have to say is (and i took this from syd) PLEASE CAN

Apparently Yes
so from passed experience usually things get worse for me before anything gets better....and this time wasn't any different so thursday i went to check on my water dragon before going to the funeral home and i found him dead.....my mushu is gone some week of vacation i got..... instead of relaxing and sleeping in and taking it easy...i got to cry and cry and cry some more

Apparently, I'm Making A "come Back"...
So, a few months ago (like four to six) a friend of a friend trained up for a MMA event. My friend asked me to help him train, and i did... however he wouldn't listen to anything I taught him or should i say "tried" to teach him. I stopped offering my assistance and distanced myself from him (I did however find out that he threw my name at the promoter to get himself in and a little more "respect". the promoter is an old friend of mine.). Before i left i sat down with him and his training group and told him exactly how he was going to lose the fight. the fight went down pretty much exactly as i predicted, the only detail i got wrong was how long the fight lasted, he did last longer than i thought. Fast forward to this weekend, his group came to me and is asking for help again. they have told me that this time they will listen and that they now know they can not do this without "expert" or experienced help. So I'm gonna dust off the equipment and give it another go. I hope th

Apparantly I'm Dr. Phil Or A Liar.
Your EQ is 160 50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick! 51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese. 71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely. 91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that. 111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt. 131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin. 150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar. What's Your EQ (Emotional Intelligence Quotient)?

Apparently I'm A Perfectionist
You Are 77% Perfectionist You are a true perfectionist. You are both demanding of yourself and others. While it's great to have goals and standards, they don't need to be sky high! Are You a Perfectionist?

Apparent Glich
OK just got this from Dixie Darlin and she say's she's confused like ya'll are.Folder set to public but only friends are able to bomb...solution,send her a friend request then get in there and GIT-R-DONE. ¢¾Dixie Darlin ~UAO Bomb Squad~CT Wifey of Faery Dragon¢¾@ CherryTAP

Apparently
I really like the word apparently for some reason, Not sure why.. So apparently I need sleep, and lots of it. That is what I have done all day, well, for the most part. Not a whole lot has been going on. Working for drinks at the club, hanging out, trying to find a woman. I did manage to kind of go out with Brandi, we had fun. We ended up getting Olive Garden carry out, taking to my office, and then goinb back to the club where we played video games and drank... Then her bf started texting her, he knew that she was there... Her mom was there too, so she said that she was going to talk to her and disappeared...it was cool though, I went and sat with the people from my group the FTIG CC Bar Rats, snd fiinished out the night still haveing a lot of fun. And I did have fun with Brandi, understanding that she was probably paranoid about her bf knowing that she was there.... So, that is about all that is going on right now, I should be packing stuff up, I just haven't gotten around t

Apparently I Scare My Co-workers.
Yeah, this was kind of funny. To me anyway. But here's the story: I have this knife in my desk at work that I use for opening computer boxes. I brought it in because I got tired of ripping up my nails on the boxes and there was never a box cutter available. So anyway, I was opening a monitor box last week and I forgot to put the knife away when I was done. One of my co-workers found it and asked me if it was mine. When I said yes, his response: "The more I get to know about you the more scared I am of you." I suppose the knife (which, admittedly is a little large) combined with my taste in music makes me scary!! LOL!!! :)

Apparently I'm Just Not Safe For Work?
So again I've had a MUMM pulled. This time I got in trouble for saying that only consenting adults should be engaging in sex, and that adults should be responsible enough to ensure they have condoms handy if they plan to have sex. Seems like commonsense n'est pas? But surprisingly I wrote this MUMM in response to an earlier one wherein every comment by a woman stated that if a woman got pregnant because a man didn't have a condom than it's all his fault. Right. So here I sit, alittle mystified as to whom I could have offended this time, and I figure I should play it safe and compile a list of people who would label my MUMM NSFW so I can avoid offending them in the future: 1/ Pedophiles: They'd object to "consenting adults" only being allowed to have sex. I should of thought of those oppressed bastards. 2/Catholics: The previous Pope was staunchly against condoms, so my advocating the use of protection would be offensive to all Catholics. Obviously. 3/ The President: He

Apparently, I'm Rude Because I Am Married...
This guy wouldn't leave my shoutbox, every 5 mins, he is saying, Mely, Hey you there, etc., etc.. I try to be nice, tell him that I am busy with my daughter, that I am married, and he still insists... So today, I wasn't online all day and I come back to more messaqes. I tell him that he doesn't command my time, and I block him. Then I get this email. On 7/16/2007, hotmale4u@cherrytap.com wrote: Mely You really rude. You are not the first married person I talk with. Never unblock me Bitch

Apparently....
AIGHT, SO I'M THINKING I'M NOT LOVED ANYMORE. USE TO HAVE FRIENDS ON HERE. NOW THOUGH I COME BACK, AND NOTHING. NOW I KNOW I WASN'T GONE FOR THAT LONG, BUT DAMN OBVIOUSLY IN THE TIME I WAS GONE PEOPLE LOST THE LOVE.... I UNDERSTAND, NOT REALLY, BUT OH WELL. NOW I'M GOING TO PLAY A SAD SONG, AND DANCE ALONE. PEACE OUT AND SHIT.-BILL. P.S. NAKED AND SWING ALONE IN THE BREEZE..... NOW IGNORE!!!

Apparently I Did Not Make Myself Clear
so like the subject clearly states...apparently...i didnt make myself quite clear enough for everyone...and if not...let me put it plainly and simply so all of you cannot claim ignorance; do...not...fuck...with...me...i am not someone you want to be triffling with...i may seem sweet and cute and nice and cuddly in my pictures...but that is not who i am and i never have been...do not let the pictures fool you...is that clear enough for everyone? or do i have to yet-again come back to this subject and re-address it at a later date? that being said...those of you who are fucking wankers and who have given me a reason to become pissed off...YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHO YOU ARE...so dont try to play it off like you have no idea exactly what it is what i am infact refering to... last warning people...come origional and genuine and honest...or shut the fuck up and sod off...clear? excellent...cheers...

Apparently Feels Weird Rating Guys!?!! Lol
its me @ fubar This guy seems to be a homophobe and when he goes through rating pics he gives all the guys 1's ladies please do me a fav and rate this guy crappy and block him thanks friends!! I love ya all!!

Appalachian-americans
Kentuckians, Tennesseans, and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES." You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS . And for your further information... HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a " BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY." 4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." 5. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE." 6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER." HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY." 2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is " OVERLY CAUCASIAN." 3. He does not "GET LOST

Apparently They Don't Understand This "flu Shot" Business.
The company sponsored a "Flu Shot" afternoon, where we could all get flu shots for $25 or something if we so choose. I of course got one, because although it's a crap shoot that the antibodies used will be effective(It's only 3 of the main 5 strains), those are pretty good odds. I've blown a lot more money on less. You would think others would do this. But these are actual comments from my co-workers why they didn't. "Not for me but thanks for asking." Not...for me. Apparently it's a lifestyle choice I was unaware of, not being filled with snot. "No I'll be fine this winter." Sure. But if you get sick and come into the office, we beat you with sticks. "Umm..i think im good." You're good? How are you "good"? Do people only get car insurance when they're driving good? "I'm not sure it's a good idea with preggie @ home!" Don't even get that one. I would *think*... you'd want to avoid sickness with a newborn at home. I don't get people. And before you say it,

Apparently He Had The Time Of His Life
A husband and wife were scheduled to attend a Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and Told her husband to go to the Halloween party Alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, But she argued and said she was going to take some Aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his Good time to be spoiled by her not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, Woke without pain, and as it was still early, decided to go to The party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she Thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see How he acted when she was not with him. So she joined The party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around, On the dance floor, dancing with every nice 'chick' he could And copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His Wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, He left his new p

Appalachian Princess
My sweet Appalachian Princess Tucked deep within the mountains Eyes bright and shiny, Lips filled with hidden pashions The unforsaken things This life that you have led Mysteries felt deep inside, Deep inside your head The woman you are, and the duaghter you will raise Gardens you fill with magic, The Gods you must praise Lucky for me to find you, Deep within the south Nothing but happiness Spoken of you from my mouth So today may life find you With much peace and happiness What a joy my heart has found in you For my sweet Appalachian Princess

Apparently People Cant Hear For Shit As Of Late
So the last 2 weeks that ive gone to a fast food place they have somehow either A messed up my order or B have no clue whats going on.. Folks Its Simple... Pay attention When your taking a order dont txt on your cell phone dont look at a coffee pot and dont act clueless( god i hope its a act) its not that had to get a order correct hell i have add adhd and i can get a order correct its called check the order... Thank you drive thru Not to mention any mcdonalds in lagrange and Arbys and Taco bell in Midway Mall Names

An Apparent Waste Of Money.
I thought that my rather large sternum tattoo, which is a Libra sun, would keep me from answering that age old, "what's your sign?" question. ..........apparenlty not. lol although i found that to be cute, i find that maybe i should've done a different piece altogether then.

Apparently, I'm In The Genital Stage...
You Are in the Genital Stage of Development According to Dr. Freud, you've reached the genital stage of development. Whatever issues you may have had in your childhood have been resolved. You don't have any hang ups, and you are able to function as a stable adult. You are the model of being well-adjusted, and you are able to balance your life beautifully. What Freudian Stage Are You In?

Apparently "chicken" Is Hilarious When You're 5 Months Old!
Short entry. Took Alannah to the park today with Joe. So no weighing of myself. But Alannah had fun :) She got to go on the swings and the slides for the first time... AND she met another baby. :) I stopped by work on our way home and showed her off to Cindy. I talked to Joe about still moving in together in the future and he's open to the idea it seems. The one property he's looking into buying is a triplex and he'd rent me one for a good deal. That makes me hopeful. Anyways... that's all. Back to work tomorrow, but I'm making chicken noodle soup (homemade!) before then!

Apparently...
I've been writing blogs just to piss her off. I havent been spewing out my feelings - as they come. Straight from the heart. I dont care if she ever reads them - which obviously she has been. Since she has been... I'm a man. I accept the things I've done wrong in my life. I take responsibility for 70% of what went wrong in my relationship. Trust is earned just as it's lost. When you act shady, trust starts to diminish. When you dont share your life, open, as a book - with the person you love - what reason do they have to trust you? Life as I knew it is over. The one person I gave my heart to, decided to eat it. Rather than be happy with her in a state that I cant stand - I'll now be miserable without her - and stuck here for the next sixteen years. Until our daughter turns eighteen, and I can leave. If you love someone, Dana - you share your entire life with them. You communicate with them. You love them for who they are. I did all of these things for you. I'

Apparently, I'm It!
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I'm terrified of frogs 2. I have obsession with rubbing and tracing a persons cold ears 3. My dad broke my nose when I was 12 on purpose 4. I still save the crunchberries for last when I eat Captn Crunch 5. I'm slowly learning I am a beautiful girl worthy of love and happiness *with a little help * 6. I enjoy guy on guy porn 7. Mommie Dearest is my all time favorite movie 8. I once smashed a girls head into the school bus window because she called me a bitch 9. I attempted suicide when I was 12 and my grandmother saved me 10. I would go insane without the Fu and my friends I have made here.

Apparently Im Uber Evil
Suzieis96% Go straight to Hell You’ll be remembered in much the same way that Hitler is. You know you’re going to hell but it doesn’t scare you. You’ll most probably end up running the place. This summary only serves to backup what your friends already know and acts as a warning to everyone else. You will steal from the poor and elderly Take advantage of lonely neighbors Laugh at children in pain Collaborate in the murder of a mother Let 5 people go hungry for more money Steel large amounts of cash Violently chase those trying to help others Park in disabled spots Choose money over happiness and love Ignore your dying mothers last request Get away with murder if you’re able to

Apparently The Neighborhood Is Filled With Criminals
Around 2:47 PM to 2:49 PM a police cruiser slows down and stops. apparently the neighborhood is filled with criminals. Here on this street I'm the only one living here. What am I to do but open my blinds lot wider since I want to see. What's next? Who knows? Glory is God Norio

Apparently This Account
is perma-ban for mumm and mumm comments that means i will have no use for it... not deleting it but i'm gonna have to make a salute for another alt or something... *Shrug* think i might need to make a brand new one so they won't KNOW before they approve the salute :P

Apparently, It Needs To Be Explained
Not everyone is on fu for the same reasons as you. Not everyone deals with things the way you do. Rather than taking things personally and/or assigning meanings to things that don't exist...how about simply accepting the two points above and considering this: If you don't feel like someone's been a good friend to you, why don't you ask yourself if you've been a good friend to them - in ways that THEY value, not in ways that YOU value? Are you nourishing them, or simply wanting to take more from what may be a scarce resource? I am fair-fucking sick of the way I see people continually sucking the souls out of other people and bleating when the well runs dry (fuck you I can mix a metaphor if I want to). In other news, the t-shirt my colleague got to me, and presented to me in front of the team, says "Let's pretend I give a shit and leave it at that" (for some reason the webcam made it orange - I do NOT wear orange - and I looked more chestally-gifted than Hellyion, which

Apparently Hermes Birkin
"Wait a minute." They are ready to enter the auction time. A black bulb suddenly appeared around them. Tang heart of a dynamic, hermes handbags suddenly recognized the body wrapped in black in person. Not the other one, hermes bags a blacksmith who is chairman of the Association, Carpenter story of God. hermes birkin It is wonderful story of some stature, looked so fierce, like seeing a black ball in general. At this time he was looked up to the Tang, eyes bloodshot. Obviously, as Silong said, two days the gods are not good rest Carpenter had been obsessed with drawing pin into the Beauties. "I go with you." Tall deliberately low voice said such a sentence, then hermes kelly head into hermes kelly the auction hall. The crowd behind him. Into a black world. The auction hall was dark, only a dim light on the ground some of the guiding direction. To the story and Silong led, and soon people came to the front row of seats. Feel, where the overall layout is like a

[apparently I Can Make Fennel Sausage]
... ... ... yeah I probably should've measured when I did this but I managed to combine a few of my favorite things like 1 egg a pound of ground beef half a cup of melted beef fat 1/4 cup of bread crumbs salt 1/2 tbs of paprika 2 heavy pinches of sage 3/4 a tbs of fennel seeds 2 heavy pinches of red pepper flakes a palmful of chives, parsley and rosemary and combined in a bowl, let it sit for a couple hours, and then baked it for 1.5 hours at 365 degrees its very... pizzaish sausage and its delicious and beef of all things. I'm gonna slice it and serve it with paella in reserve fat. In other news dropped $10.00 on OdinSphere, gonna play that at my brother's recommendation, just finished downloading. oh and when I combined the melted fat with refrigerated meat, the fat resolidified and got all gooey and lardy (would you prefer the word "buttery"?) on my hands. It was kinda interesting. Course, I couldn't just mix it in like I would lard, since m

The Apparent Stain
Constable Harish sighed deeply and stared forlornly at the portrait propped on his office chair. Slowly his gaze drifted from the intent eyes of it's subject to where the oily outline of a sandwich dominated the dark background. Surely his superiors would have plenty to say about this gaff. He did not doubt he would be passed over for promotion out of this remote Punjab village. Such indiscretions were most reprehensible regarding such an expensive item. The frame alone might be equal to his entire month’s salary. Now he mourned the dreary prospects of finding a proper bride, once demoted. Effortlessly he had deduced the likely thief, solving the crime with only one visit to the hut of Tuka the handyman. Inside, he wallowed about in a drunken stupor, his entire haul strewn about the shanty, his eyes deliriously fixated on this painting. Curiously he denied nothing but sublimely trudged the long path from his riverbank hovel. In route to his inevitable cell he off

Appetizer: Bacon-wrapped Shrimp With Creamy H
Title: Yield: 6 Ingredients: 24 Uncooked large shrimp, Peeled and deveined 24 Canned whole water chestnuts Drained 12 Bacon slices, cut crosswise In half 6 tablespoons (3/4 stick) unsalted butter 1 8-oz. package cream cheese, Room temperature 1/2 cups Mayonaise 1/2 cups Sour cream 3 tablespoons Prepared horseradish 1 tablespoon Fresh lemon juice Hot pepper sauce (Tobasco) White pepper Wrap 1 shrimp around 1 water chestnut. Wrap in 1 bacon piece and secure with toothpick. Repeat with remaining shrimp, water chestnuts and bacon. Melt 3 tablespoons butter in heavy large skillet over high heat. Add half of shrimp and cook until bacon browns, anbout 2-1/2 minutes per side. Transfer to large gratin dish. Repeat with remaining butter and shrimp. Preheat broiler. Beat cream cheese in medium bowl until smooth. Add remaining ingredients and beau until blended. Season with salt. Spoon sauce over shrimp.

The Appeal
The Appeal by Sir Thomas Wyatt (1503 - 1542) And wilt thou leave me thus! Say nay, say nay, for shame! --To save thee from the blame Of all my grief and grame. And wilt thou leave me thus? Say nay! say nay! And wilt thou leave me thus, That hath loved thee so long In wealth and woe among: And is thy heart so strong As for to leave me thus? Say nay! say nay! And wilt thou leave me thus, That hath given thee my heart Never for to depart Neither for pain nor smart: And wilt thou leave me thus? Say nay! say nay! And wilt thou leave me thus, And have no more pitye Of him that loveth thee? Alas, thy cruelty! And wilt thou leave me thus? Say nay! say nay!

Appending
Im adding more to my first post, more about synthetik. Inside my head I have created an alternate reality unlike the one seen by non adept people atuned to the ways of synthetik. to attain the trance like state that brings you to a mystical world beyond our own you first need to ask yourself some questions. 1.) What burden must one carry to belong in society? 2.)What weight does it take to judge the worth of others? 3.) Is there something beyond what I see or is it just the same thing everyday? 4.) Can I handle the truth once I look inside myself to find the answers? 5.) What lies ahead are many paths but the old saying does not apply its about finding yourself along the way can you do it? Once you ask these questions and look inside you will be one within yourself a world you create that feeds on your emotions and thrives on your triumphs and struggles to find your own purpose. you will learn what you are capable of and what fears must be conquored in order to proceed. I wil

Appetizer
I decided to take my lover out for a special treat. I thought dinner at a cozy tavern would be a nice way to start a very naughty evening. I await my lover somewhat nervously outside until my eyes meet his. I can tell by the way his eyes move over my body that he’s appreciative of the outfit I’d chosen to wear for him. I wore his favorite red sweater that dips provocatively low between my breasts. A short black skirt and black leather heeled boots show just enough to tease without being too obvious. He greets me with a brush across my lips and ushers me inside the restaurant. I chose this place in particular because of the delicious atmosphere. It’s very dark inside and each of the cozy booths are lit only by candlelight. As we are seated, I sit beside my lover instead of across from him as I normally would. This immediately gets his attention and I give him a very naughty look as the waiter leaves to get our drinks. He slides his hand underneath the tablecloth and caresses m

Apperently
Apperently I had you back Now your gone No way to turn back From all the pain inside my head My heart got torn When you said goodbye I lost you forever I lost you for life Apperently You never cared You looked into my eyes And you made it clear That you will never come back here You keep on saying That your love is pure Well you know what My love is sincuer

Appetizer Pinata Meatballs
1 lb. ground beef 1/4 c. chopped raisins 1/3 c. dry bread crumbs 1/4 c. milk 1 egg 1/4 tsp. salt 1/4 tsp. onion salt 1/8 tsp. pepper 36 small pimento-stuffed olives 1/2 c. or more Catalina French dressing Combine meat, raisins, bread crumbs, milk, egg and seasonings. Mix lightly. Shape meat mixture around olives into balls. Brown meatballs in dressing over low heat. Cover and continue to cook over low heat 10 minutes, turning meatballs occasionally. Makes 3 dozen appetizers.

Apperently I'm A Ravenclaw.. I'm Down With That.
Harry Potter Survey GRYFFINDOR: [] You've never done drugs. [x] You have a lot of friends. [x] You get along with everyone. [ ] You love soccer. [ ] You love baseball. [x] You're into writing and art [x] Favorite music genre is rock. [x] You believe in "innocent until proven guilty" theory. [ ] One of your favorite colors is red or gold. [ ] You have good grades at school. [ ] One of the worst things you are at is lying [x] You plan on going to college. TOTAL: 6 HUFFLEPUFF: [x] You're content with mostly everything in your life right now. [x] You laugh a lot. [ ] You like to follow trends. [ ] Politics suck. [x] You love to swim [x] Water "marco polo" is awesome. [ ] Pink is one of your favorite colors. [ ] Black is morbid & depressing. [ ] Michael Jackson is talented as a musical artist. [ ] You're an optimist. [x] You're very emotional. [x] You believe in going steady at a young age. []You haven't made fun of anyone this month. [x] Loyalty is the MO

Appetite
I want you to be my victim! Yeah! All i want is you. Your skin so white, whets my appetite, your dreams, i dream, in your bed at night. And i sleep by your frame, curling around my finger, with hooks in my brain, Blood in your veins, slides down my thoat, pooling inside, now i feel you again! This bliss, this perfect and passionate kiss. Marks us in red. I life well fed.

The Appearace I - Iii
The Appearance Part I I see something across the room. In dark shadows, an eerie gloom. You've come for my soul. Determined in your goal. A thick fog rises from the bowels of hell. In caves of the deep an empowering yell. "Who's there?" I demand. "Show yourself,” I command. The Appearance Part II Cowering in the corner, you cry Screaming into the night, the pitch black sky You demand to know who's there A quiver in your voice, a glimmer of despair With your mind open The taste of fear ripens I will devour you every doubt In anguish you cry out... The Appearance Part III My soul may be taken If you so dare to Awaken The beast that dwells in my heart In deep caverns you must depart You may be after my soul But, I’m far closer to my goal Intriguing as it may sound I have already been found My dark prince has become my lord And thy life shall not be spared from my sword I have become the predator, and you are now my prey So, in the void kneel and pr

Appetite From Inspiration
looing for a victim walking the streets looking for a little piece of fresh meat maybe that bitch maybe those twins so many people just where to begin beating my brains to make a fucking choice then from in my head comes a wicked voice you think it's a voice, but i infect from within to penetrate your systems, and crawl under your skin I'm the goosebumps on your arms when you kill again and again it tells me to kill it fills me with despise i am the fire that ignites behind your eyes filled with rage of so much past violence as i enter your memories, such a sting of defiance like a fire blinded and fueled by the wind it despises i take the blade in my hand blood drips as it rises no, lift it higher for more gory suprises higher it goes and again plunges down ripping flesh is such a sweet sound yes it is, like the sucking sound derived from leeches now lick the blade and show them what "sick" really is blade to my tongue i taste the coagulating es

Appealing Dichotomy.......
We've all heard the saying, " Don't judge a book by its cover." It is however, human nature to do just that. Such a shame, considering all we miss when looking for pleasing external qualities, without delving behind the facade to see what truly lies within. That quiet, nerdy bookworm, whose lone daily focus are assets vs. liabilities, accruals, and financial statements, might just be a flirtatious, sexually charged fashionista. That beefy jock, who is assumed to not have enough synapses firing in his cerebral cortex to do much more than open a beer with his teeth, and click the remote, may enjoy gourmet cooking, fiery political debate, deep philosophical conversations, that engage not only the mind, but the heart, and the soul. Now, I am all for physical attraction, but that can hardly be the sole litmus test for desire. We each have special characteristics, which make us unique. Some call them faults, quirks, mannerisms, etc., I call them simply behavioral and genetic synergystic

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Appearances
Keep it up let no one knowJust how often my tears flowHow much I hate this life of mineKeep on smiling, do not whineMake them think that all is wellTry and hide this lonely hellNever let them see me cryNever let them find out whyThey're just waiting for things to failSmile outside, inside just wailWish upon the stars at nightEven though I've lost the fightThe only person who needs to seeIgnores my plight so selfishlySomeday I won't have to pretendSomeday this hell I'm in will endCopyright V.A.R.D. 2006

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Hello my friends! Have ya missed me? lol Last night, at the Refectory in Portland, Gun's and Roses premier tribute band, Appetite for Deception rocked the house down! 105 the Brew was on hand to give away swag and concert tickets and to keep the party going! I saw some people I haven't seen in over a year! It was good to see old music biz friends. Appetite for Deception never lets the crowd down. They come out rockin and don't let up. I had a great time. Thank you to the boys of AFD. You always rock my world!Rock on baby!!Si

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I dont seem to be religious and often appear anti God, but I am the opposite of that. I'm not into going to church to worship and I will not leave or give up the Roman Catholic church. I found that among the religious, there are those who proudly raise their head to be counted as a "believer", but out in the shadows are the True Believers. They dare not speak let alone look up. Shame is on their face and doubt fills their Heart. They are not proud of themselves nor arrogant because they know themselves. Their life, to think, who would want them. God want's True Believers and not those, so proudly let all know of their religioud fervor. God will walk amongst us again. Glory to God N

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Appeal To North Dallas
So, I've been living here since 2006. In that time, I've had three full-time jobs, two part-time jobs, and lived in four apartments (two at the same address). I've met and dated one girl, and gone through two breakups (both really bad). I've met some people who I'll always regard as family (multiple trips to Houston - Phantom, Kinky, Fyretygress and company, just to name a few), and run into some unsavory people who I wouldn't mind never seeing again (you know who you are). Here's my appeal: those who have paid attention to what has been going on in my life know that I recently lost my home. I'm living in a hotel not far from where my old apartment is. I'm trying to regain a foothold so that I can get back into the swing of things, hopefully having my own place again by the summer or early fall; or, failing that, at least having saved up enough money so I can make the trip back east (New York City is my comfort zone). I still currently have a full-time job working tech support in Cop

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Application For A Night Out With The Boys !
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Apple Upside Down Cake
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Apple Cider Punch Makes 10 servings Ingredients 2 quarts apple cider 4 cups cranberry juice 2 cups orange juice 2 cans apricot nectar 2 cups sugar 4 sticks cinnamon orange slices studded with whole cloves 1. In a large kettle, combine all ingredients except orange slices. 2. Simmer for 15 to 20 minutes. 3. Garnish punch with floating clove-studded orange slices. 4. Serve hot.

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Apple Cinnamon Coffee Cake
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Apple Cobbler Cookies
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Apple Pie
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Apple, Beet And Avocado Salad
"Winter produce at its best and in holiday colors too. You can also toss the salad instead of arranging it if you prefer." Original recipe yield: 4 servings. Prep Time: 25 Minutes Cook Time: 1 Hour Ready In: 1 Hour 25 Minutes Servings: 4 (change) INGREDIENTS: * 3 medium beets * 4 cups mixed salad greens * 1 onion, sliced into thin rings * 1 apple - peeled, cored and thinly sliced * 1/2 avocado - peeled, pitted and sliced * 1/2 cup toasted chopped walnuts * 3/4 cup apple cider * 2/3 cup cider vinegar * 1/2 cup vegetable oil * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 1/2 teaspoon ground black pepper * 1 teaspoon prepared mustard * 1/4 teaspoon celery seed DIRECTIONS: 1. Preheat oven to 400 degrees F (200 degrees C). Wash beets, and place in a baking dish with 1/4 cup water. Cover and bake for 1 hour or until tender. Remove from oven and set aside to cool. 2. Whisk together the apple cider, vinegar,

Apple Crumble Tart
A great dessert for the holiday buffet." Original recipe yield: 1 - 10 inch tart. Servings: 8 (change) INGREDIENTS: * 1/2 (17.5 ounce) package frozen puff pastry, thawed * 1 tablespoon butter, melted * 3 apple - peeled, cored, and chopped * 3/8 cup all-purpose flour * 3/8 cup chopped blanched almonds * 1/2 cup white sugar * 1/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon * 3 tablespoons butter, chilled * 1/4 teaspoon vanilla extract * 3 egg yolks * 3 tablespoons white sugar * 1/3 cup dry Marsala wine DIRECTIONS: 1. In a small bowl, mix flour, almonds, 1/2 cup sugar, and cinnamon together. Add chilled butter and vanilla extract. Cut together with a pastry blender until small crumbs form. 2. Unfold pastry and cut into a 10 inch circle. Place on a large, ungreased baking sheet. Brush with melted butter or margarine. Arrange apples in the center of the pastry, leaving a 1/2 inch wide border of pastry. Spoon almond topping

Apple Pie
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Apples And Wine
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1 recipe of Strudle Dough 3/4 c. oil 3 tbsp. fine cracker crumbs or stale cake crumbs 6 tbsp. nuts, chopped 1/2 to 1 c. sugar 5 to 7 tart apples (sprinkle with some lemon juice if apples are sweet) 1/2 c. raisins Brush the strudel dough with oil. Sprinkle it with the crumbs, nuts and the sugar from the rim of the dough to the center. Cover this half of the dough with fine slices of pared apple. Sprinkle with sugar and raisins. Roll up until all the apples are rolled in. sprinkle the rest of dough with oil, sugar and raisins and finish rolling up. Place in pan. Spread with oil. Mark into 1 1/2 to 2 inch slices and bake in hot oven at 375 degrees for about 40 minutes. Cut while warm and serve sprinkled with powdered sugar.

Apple Cherry Cobbler
This homey dessert rises to company status with the addition of dried cherries macerated in Calvados. Choose a tart apple with good baking quality such as Granny Smith, Gravenstein, or Jonathan. Ingredients: 6 ounces (180g) dried cherries (no sugar added) 3 tablespoons (45ml) Calvados, apple brandy, or unsweetened apple juice 3 tart apples, about 1 pound (450g) 2 tablespoons (30ml) fresh lemon juice 1/2 teaspoon (2.5ml) ground cardamom 1 basic pie pastry 2 tablespoons (12g) sugar Instructions: 1. Preheat the oven to 350°F (180°C). Combine dried cherries with Calvados: set aside for 15 minutes. 2. Meanwhile, peel and core the apples; slice thinly lengthwise. Sprinkle apples with lemon juice and cardamom. Combine macerated cherries and apples. 3. Roll out dough into a large, ragged circle about 14 inches (35cm) in diameter. Fit dough into an 8-inch (20cm) round ovenproof dish at least 2 inches (5cm) deep, allowing the excess pastry to drape over the edge. Place the app

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This recipe will work with any type of pork chop. The apple and cranberry combination tastes great as a quick and easy fall meal. Ingredients: 4 boneless sirloin chops, 3/4-inch thick Salt and pepper to taste 1/4 cup apple cider or juice 1/2 cup cranberry sauce 2 tablespoon honey 2 tablespoon frozen orange juice concentrate, thawed 1/4 teaspoon ground ginger 1/8 teaspoon ground nutmeg Instructions: Spray a large nonstick skillet with nonstick coating. Heat over medium-high heat. Sprinkle both sides of chops with pepper. Brown chops on each side in hot skillet. Add apple cider. Cover tightly; cook over low heat for 5-6 minutes or until chops are just done. In a small bowl combine cranberry sauce, honey, orange juice concentrate, ginger and nutmeg. Pour over chops. Cook for 1-2 minutes, until heated through. Nutritional Information: Calories: 274 Fat: 8 grams Cholesterol: 67 milligrams Carbohydrates: 28 grams Protein: 23 grams Sodium: 69 milligrams Sat

Apple Cranberry Salad Toss
Ingredients: 1 head of lettuce (about 10 cups) 2 medium sliced apples 1/2 cup chopped walnuts 1 cup dried cranberries 1/2 cup sliced green onions 3/4 cup vinaigrette dressing Instructions: 1. Toss lettuce, apples, walnuts, cranberries, and onions in large bowl. 2. Add dressing; toss to coat. Serve immediately. Nutritional Information: 130 Calories; 24g Total Carbohydrates; 5g Total Fat; 0.5g Saturated Fat; 0 mg Cholesterol; 2g Protein; 10mg Sodium; 2 g Fiber

Apple & Spice Pork Roast
Ingredients: 3 to 4 pound boneless pork roast 1 cup applesauce 1/3 cup packed brown sugar 2 teaspoons vinegar 1 teaspoon yellow mustard 1/8 to 1/4 teaspoon ground cloves 1 tablespoon flour 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/4 teaspoon sugar 1/8 teaspoon garlic powder 1/8 teaspoon ground black pepper Instructions: Heat oven to 350 degrees F. Stir together applesauce, brown sugar, vinegar, mustard and cloves in small bowl; refrigerate half of the applesauce mixture and set aside remaining applesauce mixture. Combine flour, salt, sugar, garlic powder and pepper in another small bowl. Rub flour mixture evenly over entire surface of pork. Place pork on rack in shallow roasting pan. Roast, uncovered, until internal temperature is 140 degrees F. Spoon reserved applesauce mixture over roast. Roast until internal temperature is 155 degrees F., 1 to 1 1/2 hours total cooking time (about 18-20 minutes per pound). Transfer roast to serving platter; cover with foil and let stand for 15

Apple Chicken Curry
2 tablespoons butter 2 tablespoons flour 2 cups heavy cream 2 chicken bouillon cubes 1/2 cup cream of coconut or 1/2 cup coconut milk Curry powder to taste (approximately 1 teaspoon) 1 whole chicken breast 1/4 cup apple slices 1/4 cup onions, chopped 1/4 cup mushrooms, chopped 4 or 5 broccoli florets Prepare a roux by melting the butter and blending with the flour over medium heat. Stir constantly and add cream, bouillon cubes, and coconut milk. Add curry powder and continue stirring until mixture boils and thickens. Set aside. Place chicken breast in a small casserole dish, skin side down. Fill breast with the apples, onions, mushrooms, and broccoli. Fold two halves of chicken breast together. Cover with curry sauce and garnish. Bake for 15 to 20 minutes at 375 degrees.

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Apple Cheddar Pie
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Apple Crumble
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Apple Charlotte
2 lbs cooking apples, peeled,cored and sliced 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon 1 lemon, zest and juice only 3 tablespoons light brown sugar 3 ounces unsalted butter, melted 8 thin slices brown bread, crusts removed 1 Pre-heat oven to 375°F. 2 Put the apples, cinnamon, lemon zest and juice and sugar in a saucepan. 3 Cover and simmer gently until pulpy, stirring occasionally. 4 Beat thoroughly with a wooden spoon, then cook, uncovered, over a high heat, stirring continuously, until any excess liquid has evaporated and the purée is very thick. 5 Brush the butter all over the slices of bread. 6 Line the base and sides of a greased 6 inch deep cake tin with the slices of bread, making sure that they overlap. 7 Spoon in the apple purée and cover with more over-lapping slices of bread. 8 Bake for about 30 minutes, until the top is golden brown. 9 Serve at once, turned out and accompanied with real custard or fresh cream or clotted cream to pour over it.

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Apple's co-founder Steve Jobs: Space Aliens Need Me! SAN FRANCISCO - Apple Computer Inc. will support and organize podcasts in the next version of its iTunes and iPod software, in order to communicate with the Podpeople of planet Xanyre 7 said chief executive Steve Jobs in an interview yesterday. Podcasts, which are sound files and audio content “will hopefully reach Xanyre 7 in an attempt to communicate with them before Microsoft can get in there and license the shit out of the Podpeople and their technology�?, said Jobs. Apple Computer’s next step is to begin interplanetary marketing of products such as their iPod and introduce extraterrestrial life forms to the sound of the Irish rock band U2. “I just don’t see how this can be detrimental for anyone involved�? said Jobs when reporters asked him how he developed this new marketing plan. "Listen, I’m not stupid and some of you in the news media who aren’t profoundly useless intellectually will agree with me wh

Apple Brandy Chicken
Apple brandy chicken, made with chicken breast halves, apple brandy, cream, onions, and butter, along with mushrooms. INGREDIENTS: * 4 chicken breast halves * salt and pepper * 8 ounces sliced mushrooms * 2 teaspoons olive oil * 2 teaspoons butter * 1/3 cup apple brandy, such as Apple Jack or Calvados * 4 green onions, chopped * 1/2 cup whipping cream or heavy cream PREPARATION: Flatten chicken; place chicken breast halves between pieces of plastic wrap and gently pound until thinned out and uniform in size. Sprinkle with salt and pepper. In a large heavy skillet, heat olive oil and butter over medium heat.Add chicken breasts. Cook for about 5 minutes, until browned, then turn. Add mushrooms and cook for about 5 minutes longer. Add green onions and apple brandy and cook for another minute, until chicken is cooked through and mushrooms are tender. Add cream and thyme; simmer until thickened. Taste and add salt and pepper if needed. Serves

Apples And Wine
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. Share this with all the good apples you know

The Apple Tree
A long time ago, there was a huge apple tree. A little boy loved to come and play around it everyday. He climbed to the tree top, ate the apples and took a nap in its shade. He loved the tree and the tree loved to play with him. Time went by... The little boy had grown up and no longer played around the tree everyday. One day, the boy came back to the tree and he looked sad. "Come and play with me," the tree asked the boy. "I am no longer a kid, I don't play around trees anymore." The boy replied, "I want toys. I need money to buy them." "I'm sorry, I don't have money but you can pick all my apples and sell them so you will have money." The boy was so excited. He grabbed all the apples off the tree and left happily. The boy never came back after he picked the apples. The tree was sad. One day, the boy returned and the tree was so excited. "Come and play with me" the tree said. "I don't have time to play. I have to work to provide for my family. We need a house for s

Application To Know Me !!! More
Your Application Repost this and see who's eligible to be your special someone. Have fun!! Send it back if you think you could get the job... :) Name: Age: Phone Number: Location: Height: Hair (color and style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: What Do You Think Of My? Personality: Eyes: Face: Hair: Clothes: Humor: Choice of music: Manners: Friends: Decisions: W0ULD Y0U... [] go out with me? [] give me your number? [] kiss me? [] let me kiss you? [] watch a movie with me? [] take me out to dinner? [] drive me somewhere? [] make love to me? [] take a shower with me? [] be my bf/gf? [] hug me? [] buy me food? [] take me home to meet your family? [] would you let me sleep in your bed if i didn't have one? [] sing car karaoke w/ me? [] sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone? [] re-post this for me to answer your questions? [] give me a piggyback ride? [] come pick me up at

Application For Permission To Date My Daughter
APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, family genealogy, DNA samples and current medical report from your doctor. 1. NAME _______________________________ DATE OF BIRTH ________________ 2. HEIGHT ____________________ WEIGHT __________ I.Q _______ G.P.A.______ 3. SOCIAL SECURITY # _____________ DRIVERS LICENSE # __________________ 4. BOY SCOUT RANK____________________________________________________ 5. HOME ADDRESS _________________ CITY/STATE ___________ ZIP _________ 6. Do you have one MALE and one FEMALE parent?___________________________ If No., EXPLAIN ___________________________________________________ 7. Number of years your parents have been married ____________________________ 8. Do you own a van? ______ A truck with oversized tires? ______ A waterbed? _______ Do you have an earring, nose ring, tattoo or belly button ring?

Application Approved
Well it finally happened On Nov 23 the Canadian AirForce finally called me with a job offer..was starting to think it would never come. I first started my application process 2 years ago and they kept giving me the run around..but finally its happened. As of Jan 8th i finally ship out and im ready too go. My first official duty is to get sworn in on Dec 18th. So now all that needs too happen is i need too start training so now starts the push-up and the running yay

Apple Pie Chocolate Brownie Cake
Ingredients: * APPLE TOPPING(recipe follows) * 1 cup all-purpose flour * 2/3 cup sugar * 1/4 cup HERSHEY'S Cocoa or HERSHEY'S SPECIAL DARK Cocoa * 1 teaspoon baking powder * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 3/4 cup water * 2/3 cup shortening * 1 egg * 1 teaspoon vanilla extract * Whipped topping or ice cream Directions: 1. Prepare APPLE TOPPING. Heat oven to 375°F. Grease and flour 9-inch square baking pan. 2. Stir together flour, sugar, cocoa, baking powder and salt in medium bowl. Add water, shortening, egg and vanilla; beat until smooth and well blended. Spread into prepared pan. Carefully spoon APPLE TOPPING evenly over chocolate batter to within 1/2-inch from edges; DO NOT STIR. 3. Bake 35 to 40 minutes or until chocolate is set and cake-like. Cool completely in pan on wire rack; cut into squares. Serve topped with whipped topping or ice cream, if desired. 8 to 10 servings. APPLE TOPPING: Stir together 1 can (20 oz.) apple p

Application For A Booty Call
APPLICATION FOR A BOOTY CALL Name________________________________ Address___________________________ City_______________________ State________ Zip________________Age_______ Phone__________________ S.S.#___________________ Dentures____________ Height________________ Weight_________________ Waist Size______________ Chest/Bra Size___________________ Married_____________ Single________________ Divorced__________________ Are Breasts/Balls Real?___________________ Do You LikeThem *bleep*ed?__________ Squeezed?_____ Other?____________ Explain_________________________________ *bleep*/*bleep* Size (dont lie) Small________ Medium______Large________ Wow______ Can You Stay Out Late?___________ HowLate?_____________ All Night?_________ Several Days?_________________ How Many?_____________________ Do You Like To Be Screwed? __________________ How Often __________ Do You Like Oral Sex?________ Give?_______________ Receive?________________ Do You Lik

Application
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. Anal yes/no? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

Application For My Perfect Partner
1. must be open minded 2. able to hold an intelligent conversation 3. must be dominant enough to hold one's own in my presence 4. must have positive outlook on one's self 5. must be willing to work hard and play even harder 6. must love spending lots of time with children 7. must not be the jealous type 8. must not freak about Sanguine tendancies 9. must know how to please your partner in the bedroom and out of the bedroom This job entails a lot of hard work but can have great rewards. If you think you have what it takes to be this person, please send your qualifications listed on your resume and I will get back to as soon as possible -Hell Vv--vV

Application For A Shower Buddy
Name Age Location What time of day do you shower? Will you wash my hair? will you let me wash yours? Will you wash my back? Hot water or warm? will we shower and get out or play? What type of soap do you use ( scented or non) What will you use to wash me ( wash cloth, bare hands or scrunchy) How will you dry me off? what will we do afterwords? Reply in private and repost. see who wants to be your shower buddy. you might be surprised!

Application
naughty application Body: 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. Anal yes/no? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will u have sex with a stranger for me?(with pics) 26. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

Apple Pie
Apple Pie If I could I would eat you three times a day. For you have a seduction that could never be dreary or malignant. You’re a sultry and heart pounding force. You’d be the best part of my day all day, It’s not hard to believe that something so delicious and oh so sweet; Can clutch me by the lips in tantalizing disarray You make my taste buds swell and I begin to drool as our lips begin to touch one another. Moist and warm mm, mm, mm I can’t wait to feel you in my mouth, My tongue meanders inside of you apple pie Your juices are smeared from my lips down to my chin. Ooooo….Yes! My sweet and luscious apple pie Can only taste this good down south And for you! I would go down there on any occasion to eat, Yeeeaah baby and that’s not all I would do, I’d massage you with my tongue licking up… and down… Tenderly bite down and savor your sweet and loving nectar. And I won’t stop until I retrieve your golden treasure.

Application To Datemy Daughter
Application for Permission to Date My Daughter NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor. NAME______________________________________ DATE OF BIRTH______________ HEIGHT____________ WEIGHT_____________ IQ__________ GPA_____________ SOCIAL SECURITY #___________________ DRIVERS LICENSE #________________ BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES______________________________________________ HOME ADDRESS__________________________ CITY/STATE___________ ZIP_____ Do you have parents? ___Yes ___No If No, explain: _______________________________________________________________________ Number of years they have been married ________________________________ If less than your age, explain ________________________________________ _______________________________________________________________________ Do you own a van? _______________ A tr

Applying For A Job At The Cia;-))
A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there's a lot of testing and background checks involved before you can even be considered for the position. After sending some applicants through the background checks, training and testing, they narrowed the possible choices down to two men and a woman, but only one position was available. The day came for the final test to see which peson would get the extremely secretive job. The CIA men administering the test took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow our instructions whatever the circumstances," they explained. "Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her." The man looked horrified and said, "You can't be serious! I could never shoot my wife!" "Well," said the CIA man, "you're definitely not the right man for this job then." So they brough

Application For My Perfect Partner
please answer in a comment to this blog 1. must be open minded 2. able to hold an intelligent conversation 3. must be dominant enough to hold one's own but submit in my presence 4. must have positive outlook on one's self 5. must be willing to work hard and play even harder 6. must love spending lots of time with children 7. must be the jealous type to show me that you want me 8. must not freak about carnivore tendancies 9. must know how to please your partner in the bedroom and out of the bedroom This job entails a lot of hard work but can have great rewards. If you think you have what it takes to be this person, please send your qualifications listed on your resume and I will get back to as soon as possible THE SCORPION KING

The Apple, It’s Not Just For Eating Anymore
Good Morning…. In an ever changing world of the I-POD generation where one can listen to endless amounts of music from a device smaller then most little fingers now comes it’s big brother the IPHONE, oh yeah! Apple is introducing it and for a meager price of 499 you too can own a 4 gigabyte unit to store and synchronize a user's music, video and photos from Apple's ITunes. Oh wait they’re not finished. Along with the IPHONE the company's new TV, which could do for digital movies what the iPod did for digital music. The TV, actually a recording device with a 40-gigabyte hard drive, will let users wirelessly take downloaded video and photo content and watch it on big-screen televisions. Apparently right now they are going after older flicks from Viacom's (VIA, news, msgs) Paramount Pictures. For now, Paramount will offer only its backdated titles, not new releases. Still, it's a sign that Apple will succeed in building off its Disney library and in time will offer a full slate of movies.

Application...:) Have Fun
1. name? 2. age? 3. height and weight? 4. where do u live? 5. do u think i'm hot? 6. would i be a bf, friend with benefits or just a friend to hang out with? 7. what do u like to do on a date? 8. if i made a move on u, what would u do? 9. would u hold my hand? 10. would u kiss me? 11. tongue or no tongue? 12. would u come back to my place afterwards? 13. would u want to have sex with me? 14. do u want to now? 15. on a scale of 1-10, how openminded and wild are you? 16. whats the craziest thing we would do? 17. 1-10, how passionate and affectionate are you? 18. if u could ask me one thing, anything, ask me now and i promise to tell u the honest truth. 19. would u seriously be interested in me? 20. if so, can i call you and if yes leave ur phone number.... 21. will u repost so i can fill out for you?

Applying For A Job At The Cia
A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there's a lot of testing and background checks involved before you can even be considered for the position. After sending some applicants through the background checks, training and testing, they narrowed the possible choices down to two men and a woman, but only one position was available. The day came for the final test to see which peson would get the extremely secretive job. The CIA men administering the test took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow our instructions whatever the circumstances," they explained. "Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her." The man looked horrified and said, "You can't be serious! I could never shoot my wife!" "Well," said the CIA man, "you're definitely not the right man for this job then." So they brought the second m

Application
Name: Age: Location: Height: Hair (color and style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: OTHER: 1. Where would we go on dates? 2. Who are three of your favorite bands/artists? 3. Do you drink/smoke?? 4. Do you like the beach? 5. If so...would you go with me late at night? 6. Do you like movies? 7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? 8. If you were to take me out to a movie would we watch the movie? 9. If not what would we be doing? 10. Do you play an instrument? 11. If so...what? 12. Would you call me right after we saw each other to make sure I made it home alright? 13. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10? 14. Favorite body part on a gurl/guy? 15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? 16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, player, slut)? 17. Would you give me kisses just because? What Would You do if... I cried: I said I liked you: I kissed you: I wa

Applications Invited For....
Hi gang ... Just a quick thought but it's just something I had to say... I am in the process of terminating another failed marriage, no need to bore you all with details but I think it's fair to say that I'm not my usual happy go lucky self right now. Anyway to cut a long story short I am now accepting applications from any of you gorgeous girls who would like to be a Very Close friend !! If you're up for a giggle then drop me a message .. Serious applications only please ... LOL Have fun peeps !! Steve

Application
Name: Age: Gender: Location: How did you hear about us: Why do you want to model: What kind of modeling would you like to do: Have you ever modeled before: Is there anything you will not do: Shout Outs:

Applcation For Valentines Day
Looking for someone to spend Valentines Day with! He must be nice, funny, interesting and wants to have fun! He must also live in the same state as me and must not live anymore than 45 minutes to an hour away! If anyone is interested, apply below with the following: Full Name: Age: How you know me: Why you think you would make a good date for Valentines Day: Where you would take me and what we would do on Valentines Day: All applications must be in by February 10, 2007 or sooner! ;)

Applying Within And With Wit
This is an actual job application a 17-year-old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in New Jersey... NAME: Gregory Bultunstein SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person. DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place. DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle. EDUCATION: Yes. LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility. SALARY: Less than I'm worth. MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes. REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked. HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any. PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday. DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment MAY WE CONTACT YOUR

Applepie Suicide
You lay their on your sheet youd rather than be beat Ripped in half than take the eat And Die at last to afraid to truelly live as you die living in your apple pie suicide Applepie suicide say goodnight my virgin bride Applepie suicide thus with a kiss i die Over and over you resist until into my crams and into my kiss you yourself give and give The Heat is in your eyes (suicide) I see it there you want to die (suicide) when your alone you give, die, and cry in your delusions of applepie you are my applepie suicide we are alone you and I our bodies meet our worlds collide as we'll say together we want to die Kill me again is in your breathey sighs i live and die between your thighs you know you've never felt so high again and again I eat you right Into you again i glide as we stare each other in the eyes Finaly completely you let got and I savor your applepie reveling in your virgin suicide Glad you chose me to take your life When I

Application
Your Name: > > 2. Age: > > 3. Fave Color: > > 4. Are you a virgin? > > 5. How tall are ya ? > > 6. Do you like to dance ?? > > > > HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... > > 1. Are we friends? > > 2. Do you have a crush on me? > > 3. Would you kiss me? > > 4. ...with tongue? > > 5. Would you enjoy it? > > 6. Would you ever ask me out? > > 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? > > 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? > > 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? > > 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? > > 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? > > 13. Do you/have you talk junk about me? > > 14. Do you think I'm a good person? > > 15. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)[no sex]? > > 16.Would you let anything happen in that bed? > > 17.Do you think I'm handsome/cute ? > > 18. If you could change anything about me -would you? > > 19.Would you die f

Apple Drinks
Apple Kir 1 oz. Jose Cuervo Gold Tequila 1/2 oz. Crème de Cassis 1 oz. apple juice 1 tsp. fresh lemon juice Mix in a rocks glass over ice. Garnish with a lemon wedge. Apple Pie 1/2 oz. Apple Schnapps 1/2 oz. vodka 1/2 oz. pineapple juice Dash of powdered cinnamon Shake with ice and strain into a shot glass. Appletini 2 parts DeKuyper Pucker Sour Apple 2 parts VOX Vodka Shake with ice and strain into a chilled martini glass. Garnish with an apple slice. Finally, don't forget apple brandy, served straight up in a snifter: Applejack is produced in the United States, while Calvados is made from a variety of apples from northwestern France.

The Apple Tree - Kristin Chenoweth - Gorgeous Video
Kristin Chenoweth performing her song "Gorgeous" from hew show that she is presently doing on Broadway, The Apple Tree. I saw this for my birthday! It was amazing!

The Apple Tree Preview Video
Once again, Kristin Chenoweth, who is one of my favorite Broadway singers starring in her new show The Apple Tree which is only running for a very short period of time. My birthday was February 21st, so my boyfriend got us tickets to see it. It was an awesome surprise and it was ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT! Enjoy!

Applying For Social Security
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for >Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's >license to verify my age. > > I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I >told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and >come back later. > > The woman said, "Unbutton your shirt." > > So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. > > She said, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," and >she processed my Social Security application. > > When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the >Social Security > office. > > She said, "You should have dropped your pants... you might have gotten >disability, too."

Apple-ham Grilled Cheese
INGREDIENTS * 1 cup chopped tart apples * 1/3 cup mayonnaise * 1/4 cup finely chopped walnuts * 8 slices process American cheese * 8 slices sourdough bread * 4 slices fully cooked ham * 1/4 cup butter, softened SERVINGS 4 CATEGORY Main Dish METHOD Other stovetop PREP 10 min. COOK 10 min. TOTAL 20 min. DIRECTIONS Combine apples, mayonnaise and walnuts. Place a slice of cheese on four slices of bread. Layer each with 1/3 cup of the apple mixture, a slice of ham and another slice of cheese; cover with remaining bread. Butter the outsides of the sandwiches. Cook in a large skillet over medium heat on each side until bread is golden brown and cheese is melted. Yield: 4 servings.

Application For Premission To Date My Daughter ( This Is Really Funny!
NOTE:this application will be considered incomplete and will be rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, and current medical report from your doctor. NAME___________________DATE OF BIRTH_______HEIGHT/WEIGHT____/_____ IQ______SSN________DRIVERS LICENSE__________BOY SCOUT RANK________ HOME ADDRESS________________________________CITY/STATE/ZIP________ do you hav one MALE and FEMALE parent_______if no explain________ _________________________________________________________________ number of years parents married?_________________________________ do you own a van?_________________a truck with oversized tires?__ _________________ a water bed?___________ do you hav an earing, nose ring, belly button ring, or any other picrcing???___________________tattoo?____________ (IF YOU ANSWERED YES TO ANYTHING ON THE LAST TWO LINES, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE QUICKLY) in 25 words or less, explain w

Apple Bottom Jeans
not the jeans themselves or the women who got the ass to wear em...no its the broads that DONT have the ass for it... get the fuck outta dem jeans...they ent supposed to be sagging damnit...NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SAGGING!!! you chillen with that lil pooch that makes you look like you just shitted on yaself.. thats not sexy...they not for you you dont see my short black ass wearing wranglers and XXXXL tall tees... why? cuz i got big ass and a big dick and i dont need to show that to the whole damn world and to top it off im fucking 5'3" be honest wit yaself...or ima keep roasting ya...trust

Apple Crumble Slice
Apple crumble slice Makes 18 pieces Ingredients 2 1/4 cups plain flour 1/3 cup brown sugar 1 teaspoon mixed spice 180g butter, chilled, chopped 2 tablespoons chilled water 4 granny smith apples, peeled, cored, sliced 1 tablespoon caster sugar 1/2 small lemon, juiced 1/3 cup sultanas 1/4 cup rolled oats 1/3 cup shredded coconut Method Preheat oven to 180°C. Lightly grease a 3cm deep, 16cm x 26cm (base) slab pan. Line with baking paper, allowing a 2cm overhang at both long ends. Process flour, brown sugar, mixed spice and butter in a food processor until mixture resembles breadcrumbs. Add 1Ã�0Ã�5 tablespoons chilled water. Process until mixture just comes together, adding more water if required. Wrap 3/4 cup dough in greaseproof paper. Refrigerate until firm. Press remaining dough into prepared pan. Bake for 20 to 25 minutes or until light golden. Allow to cool completely in pan. Meanwhile, place apples, caster sugar and 1 tablespoon lemon ju

Apple Tree
will you be my pairtree, and my orchard of apples.. be my latern of love. there once was a man who necked with himself, and he always dreamed of persenting his pelvic thrust, in front of a crowd. which he has now done, sevel times how Fortunate for you, he would pretend to be an airplain, and then he would neck with himself agian and sometimes very rare Accession he would sqeeze his own Butt ox, awsome, shake head, clap your hand and stomp your feet, went on down to the coutry store, come home late cause he meat a whore, i gave her money cause she was cool, it was a man in a dress, whos the fool

Apples And Wine
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Now Men...Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. Share this with all the good apples you know!

Application To Be My Boyfriend
1. Who Are You? (Full name please...im gonna need it for the background check hehehehe) 2. Are We Friends? 3. When And How Did We Meet? 4. What Do You Think Of Me? 5. Whats the Best Memory You Had/Want With Me? 6. How Long do you Think we will be Friends?? 7. Do You Love/Like me? 8. Do You Have a crush on me? 9. Do you want to kiss me? 10. Have We ever Kissed/Would You do it Again if So? 11. If Not, Have you thought about Kissing me? 12. Physically, What Stands Out on me? 13. Emotionally, What Stands Out? 14. Do you Wish i was Yours? 15. On a scale of 1-10 How Attractive Do you think i am? 16. How Long Have You Known Me? 17. Describe Me in one Word. 18. What Was Your First Impression of Me? 19. Do You Still Think That Way About me? 20. What Reminds You Of Me? 21. Do You Think You Know Me Well? 22. When Was the Last Time you saw/talked to me? 23. Have you every wanted to tell me something but couldnt?

Apples And Wine
Yep I have decided that I must be a moroon when it comes to picking guys, I always seem to pick the ones that are either out to hurt me or are just plain liars. So I need some reassurance that yes, there are actually good men out there, good men that appreciate a good woman. Good men that are not out to hurt me, play me or lie to me.....I really need to know that they exist. Apples & Wine Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but they are easy to get. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right person to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Now Men....men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up t

Application
BOOTY-CALL APPLICATION Name_____________________ Age____ Phone(____)_______ Occupation________________________________ Height_____ Weight______ Gender(M/F)___ Married(Y/N)__ Single(Y/N)__ Other_________ How often do you have sex (check appropriate answer) Daily__ Weekly__ Monthly__ As much as possible__ How long can u last (check appropriate answer) 1min __ 15min__ 30min__ 1hr__ All nite__ Do u like giving oral sex(Y/N)__ Which do u prefer (check appropriate box) One on one__ Doubles__ Group__ While having sex, what do u do (check all appropriate answers) Faint__ Cry__ Moan__ Wiggle__ Twist__ Jerk about__ Pant__ Sweat__ Scream__ Hum__ Whistle__ Just lie there__ Go to sleep__ Watch tv__ Read__ Think of someone else__ ? List three positions u like: 1._____________________ 2._____________________ 3._____________________ What is ur preferred pace (check appropriate answer) Slow__ Fast__ Very fast__ Rigorous__ When is the best time to

Apple Raisin Risotto
Ingredients 2 tablespoon sugar, brown (packed) 1 tablespoon butter 1 medium apple(s) 1/4 cup(s) raisins 1 cup(s) rice, arborio 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon, ground 1/8 teaspoon salt 1/4 cup(s) wine, dry Marsala 1 cup(s) apple cider 4 cup(s) water Preparation Heat sugar and 1 tablespoon butter in large non-stick skillet over medium heat. Add apple and raisins; saute quickly. Add rice, salt and cinnamon; stir 2 to 3 minutes. Add wine; stir until absorbed. Increase heat to medium high; stir in apple juice. Cook, uncovered, stirring frequently, until juice is absorbed. Continue stirring and adding water, allowing each cup to be absorbed before adding another, until rice is tender and mixture has a creamy consistency. It will take approximately 25 to 30 minutes. Serve immediately.

Application To Date My Daughter
if i had a daughter this is what i would give to her first date bedrock Application to date my Daughter Name___________________ Home Address___________ City____________ State or Province____________________ Postal code or zip code______________ Date of birth____________ Iq________________________ Height__________Weight___________ Social insurance number__________ Drivers licence_________________ Boy scouts RanK and Badge__________ _________________________________________________ Do you have one female and male parent?__If not explain why Number of years they have been married:____If less then a year Explain________________ Do You have a van?______ a truck with oversize tires?_____ A waterbed?________________ A pickup with a mattress in the back?____ A condom?__________________ A pornographic collection?_______ DO you have a nose ring,ear ring, or any othe body piecing?___________ A Tattoo?____________ HELPFULL HINT (if you said YES to any of

Application To Date My Daughter
Application to Date My Daughter ..> Body: 1. Name__________________________________________ 2. Date of Birth_____________________________________ 3. Drivers Licnese #__________________________________ 4. Home Address____________________________________ 5. I.Q._____________________________________________ 6. Number of years Parents married______________________ 7. Do you possess A van? A truck with oversize tires? A waterbed? A tattoo? A ring in any body part? A yes answer requires that you discontinue filling this form and depart the premises now! 8. In ten words or less what does "Late" mean to you? 9. In ten words or less what does "Don't touch my daughter" mean to you? 10. In two words or less what does "Abstinence" mean to you? 11. Church you attend______________________________ 12. Frequency of attendance?_________________________ 13. When is a convenient time to interview your parents and minister?__________ Answer the following: (please answer freely

Apple, Cease And Desists, And Non-disclosure Agreements..
So... The other day, Erica Sadun of The Unofficial Apple Weblog was shown an Apple desktop screenshot I posted on Flickr back in September when I worked there... Well, I Dugg it just to see what'd happen, got 253 Diggs, and over 17,000 views on Flickr from it... And today, this Ira guy from Apple calls me at home and basically threatens me to take it down. yeah, yeah, technically i violated an NDA I signed when i was employed there, but it was so a technicality it's pathetic... Kinda' crazy though... So I ended up editing the photo, blurring out anything that could be construed as "Apple internal systems", even the Norton AV icon got blurred out haha.. So that's what's up right now. a big blurred desktop with a few sharp areas. It's been an exciting past few days, for sure. Digg article here Read the TUAW article here from Erica.. They still have the unedited screenshot up... looks like Apple's suits haven't gotten to TUAW yet.

Apple Computers
Apple Computers announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iBoob will cost between $499 and $599. This is considered to be a major breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Apple Breakthrough
Apple Breakthrough > > > > > > Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can > > store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants. The iTit will > > cost $499 or $599, depending on speaker size. > > > > This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always > > complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them

Apple Thoughts
Why do apples taste better when they are cut up. I also find the same thing when you put chocolate on strawberries. Cherries taste good by themselves Oranges taste better not so cut up. Seedless oranges would be good. ~Timmy~

Application
fill this out with your answers, copy into a new mail and put "boy friend application" or "bf application" in the subject line than i'll fill it out BASICS: Name: Age: Location: Height: Hair: Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: OTHER: 1. Where would we go on dates? 2. Do you drink/smoke?? 3. Do you like the beach? 4. If so...would you go with me late at night? 5. Do you like movies? 6. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? 7. If you were to take me out to a movie would we watch the movie? 8. If not what would we be doing? 9. Do you play an instrument? 10. Would you call me right after we saw each other to make sure I made it home alright? 11. Favorite body part on a gurl/guy? 12. Would you give me kisses just because? 13. Sports (watch or play)? What Would You do if... I cried: I said I liked you: I kissed you: I wanted to have sex with you: I touched your ass: I got dumped: What Do You Think Of My... Personality: Eyes: Face:

Apple Computer
Apple computer announced today that is has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iBOOB will cost between $499 and $599. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. ;p

Apple Computer Announcement
Apple Computer and iTunes announced today that it has developed a device that can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants. The iTit will cost $499 or $599 depending on speaker size. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Application For Service To Mistress M (updated)
Fill this out honestly and completely if you wish to be considered for servitude to Mistress M. send it to Me by email for review at bdsmistress-m@hotmail.com. Name: Age: Weight & Height: Bust size (girls) / Penis size (boys): Eye & Hair Color: Which are you Submissive / Slave: Location: Orientation: Email address: Marital status: Able to travel: Education level: Employment: Income level: Skills/talents: Able to tribute (gifts / money) Mistress time is precious, if you want My attention you have to be able to tribute Me for it: Answer the following, should Mistress M require you for entertainment. I am available to serve most often at this time and on these days: I have a webcam/digital camera: Are willing to take pics with it to prove you did what I ordered you too: Length of time available for sessions: Toys, play clothing and bondage items you own: Living situation (alone / with others bu

Application To Date Me
ABOUT YOU.... 1. Your Name: 2. Age/location: 3. phone number: 4. Fave Color: 5. Are you a virgin? 6. Do you drink/smoke? 7. Do you do drugs? 8. What do you do for fun? 9. What do you do for a living? 10. Are you single? 11. Do you have any kids? 12.longest relationship you been in? 13. Pet peeves: 14. Turn ons/offs: 15. Reasons you wanna date me: GETTIN PERSONAL... 1. Do you wanna meet me? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. If you could dedicate a song to me what would it be and why? 5. What is your faveorite thing about me? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talk shit about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person?

Application
ABOUT YOU.... 1. Your Name: 2. Age/location: 3. phone number: 4. Fave Color: 5. Are you a virgin? 6. Do you drink/smoke? 7. Do you do drugs? 8. What do you do for fun? 9. What do you do for a living? 10. Are you single? 11. Do you have any kids? 12. Longest relationship you been in? 13. Pet peeves: 14. Turn ons/offs: 15. Reasons you wanna date me: GETTIN PERSONAL... 1. Do you wanna meet me? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. If you could dedicate a song to me what would it be and why? 5. What is your favorite thing about me? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7.Would you walk on the beach with me? 8. Do you think I'm a good person? 9. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? 10.Do you think I'm hot? 11. If you could change anything about me, would you? 12.Would you have sex with me? 13.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? 14. what do you rate me outta 1-10

Apple, Banana, Bannock
The teacher walks in and finds an apple on her desk with the letters 'ILU" written on it. She asks who left the apple, and a little white girl raises her hand. "Well, sweetie, what does 'ILU' mean?" The little girl replies,"I love you." The teacher says, "Isn't that sweet" and continues with class. The next day the teacher finds a banana on her desk with the letters "YAS" written on it. The teacher asks who left the banana and what the letters mean. A little white boy raises his hand and says,"It means, 'You are special.'" "Thank you sweetheart," the teacher says. The following day, the teacher walks in to find a basket of bannock with the letters "FUCK" written on it. The enraged teacher asks who left it. A little Indian girl raises her hand and cheerfully says,"Yes ma'am, I left it. It means, 'From Us Cree Kids'."

Apple-chicken Salad
MARINADE: 1/4 c. frozen apple juice concentrate, thawed 2 tbsp. salad oil 2 tbsp. soy sauce 1 tbsp. white wine vinegar 1 tsp. dried savory, crushed 4 med. skinless, boneless chicken breast halves (12 oz.) Place chicken breasts in a plastic bag in a shallow dish. In a small bowl combine marinade. Pour marinade over chicken, close bag. Refrigerate about 4 hours, turning once. Remove chicken, reserving marinade. Pat chicken dry with paper towels. Place chicken on a rack of an unheated broiler pan. Broil about 4" to 6" from heat for 8 to 10 minutes or until tender, brushing occasionally with reserved marinade. Or grill chicken on an uncovered grill directly over medium hot coals for 20 to 25 minutes or until tender, turning once. Remove from heat, cut chicken into strips. Cover and chill 2 to 24 hours. SALAD DRESSING: 3/4 c. mayo or salad dressing 1/4 c. apple juice concentrate 1/4 tsp. salt 1/4 tsp. pepper In a small bowl combine mayo or salad dressing, apple jui

Application For Service(updated)
I found this on Mistress M's blog... and loved it so much I had to adapt it for My own use.... thank You Mistress M Fill this out honestly and completely if you wish to be considered for servitude to Lady Karmic, send it to Me by email for review at karmas_chyld@cherrytap.com Name: Age: Weight & Height: Bust size (girls) / Penis size (boys): Eye & Hair Color: Which are you Submissive / Slave: Location: Orientation: Email address: Marital status: Able to travel: Education level: Employment: Income level: Skills/talents: Able to tribute (gifts / money) Mistress time is precious, if you want My attention you have to be able to tribute Me for it: Answer the following, should Lady Karmic require you for entertainment. I am available to serve most often at this time and on these days: I have a webcam/digital camera: Are willing to take pics with it to prove you did what I ordered you too: Length of time avail

Application To Date Me!!
Application for permission to date ME This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor. 1. Name ___________________ Date of birth ___________ 2. Height __________ Weight _________ I.Q _________ G. P. A _______ 3. Social Security # ___________ Drivers License # _____________ 4. Boy Scout Rank __________________ 5. Home Address _________________ City/State ______________ Zip _____________ 6. Do you have one Male and one Female parent? ______ if not, Explain __________________ 7. Number of years your parents have been married ____________ 8. Do you own a van _____ A truck with oversized tires______ A waterbed _______ Do you have an earring, nose ring, or belly button ring ______ A tattoo ______ (if "yes" to any of #8, discontinue application and leave premises.) 9. In 50 words or less,

Application
BOYFRIEND APPLICATION Name Age Location Hair Eyes Piercings/Tattoos (& where?) Where would we go on our dates? Who are three of your favorite bands? Do you drink/smoke/drugs? Do you like the beach? Would you go with me late at night? Do you like to watch movies? Would you stay up and watch them with me all night? How would you rate your kiss? Favorite body part on a GIRL What would you say is the best thing about yourself? What do you like best about me? Would you want to date me? Why? I thought that it was amuzing. :) I might need to have any guy that likes me fill this out. Hhhhmmmm..... What do you all think? ~ Chris

Application
NAUGHTY APPLiCATiON" ***Best one will get a reply*** 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like foreplay? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiEND OR GiRLFRiEND- REPOST THiS! TiTLE iT "NAUGHTY APPLiCATiON

Apple Enchiladas
These sweet enchiladas take only 15 minutes to prepare! Ingredients: 1 1/3 cans (21 oz.) apple-pie filling 8 flour tortillas (8 inches wide) 1 tsp. ground cinnamon 1/2 tsp. nutmeg 1/2 tsp. allspice 1/4 cup and 3 tbsp. margarine 2/3 cup white sugar 2/3 cup packed brown sugar 2/3 cup water 1/4 cup confectioners´ sugar Preparation: Preheat oven to 350°F. Spoon apple pie filling evenly onto each tortilla; sprinkle with cinnamon, nutmeg, and allspice. Roll up tortillas with ends tucked in and, on lightly greased 8-by-8-inch baking pan, place seam-side down. In medium-sized saucepan bring to boil margarine, sugars, and water. Reduce heat and simmer, stirring constantly 3 minutes. Pour sauce evenly over rolled up tortillas. Bake in preheated oven 20 minutes. Sprinkle with extra cinnamon and confectioners´ sugar. Makes 8 servings.

Application
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like foreplay? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Do you like anal pleasures?

Apples And Ladybirds
This is a conversation a friend of mine had with a young boy at a mums and tots group recently. Made me giggle so I thought I'd share it in case anyone else needed a smile :) She's sitting next to this little boy when they handed out the fruit for snack and had the following conversation: "Are you going to eat your apple" "No, I don't like apples" "Oh, don't you?" "No, they taste like ladybirds" "like ladybirds?" "yes" "I've never tasted a ladybird, have you then?" "yes, and they taste like apples, and apples taste like ladybirds" "oh, well apples are my favourite fruit, if apples taste like ladybirds and ladybirds taste like apples, maybe I should eat ladybirds?" "No" "why not?" "Cos you get in a lot of trouble for eating ladybirds" :D

Appleade
AppleAde 2 parts DeKuyper® Pucker® Sour Apple Schnapps Fill with Lemonade 1 part VOX® Vodka Mixing Instructions: Pour Sour Apple Schnapps and Vox Vodka over ice. Serving Instructions: Fill with lemonade in a tall glass.

The Apples Of Life...
Daughters are curious~~~A little girl walks into her parents' bathroom and notices for the First time, her father's nakedness. Immediately, she is curious: he has equipment that she doesn't have. She asks, "What are those round things hanging there, daddy?" Proudly, he replies, "Those, sweetheart, are God's Apples of Life. Without them we wouldn't be here." Puzzled, she seeks her mommy out and tells her what daddy has said. To which mommy asks, "Did he say anything about the dead branch they're hanging from?"

Apple Cranberry Currant Crumble Pie
1/4 cup brandy 1/4 cup dried currants 1 1/2 cups fresh or thawed frozen cranberries, rinsed and drained 1 cup granulated sugar 6 Tbsp plus 1 cup of all-purpose flour 1 Tbsp finely grated orange zest 3/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon 1/8 teaspoon nutmeg 1/4 teaspoon salt 6 cups sliced peeled Granny Smith apples (about 2 1/4 pounds) 10-inch pie pastry for a single-crust pie 2/3 cup firmly packed brown sugar 1/2 cup (1 stick) unsalted butter, cut into chunks 1 Combine the brandy and the currants in a small bowl. Let sit for at least an hour, until currants are plump. 2 Preheat oven to 375°F. In a large bowl mix 1 cup white sugar with 6 Tbsp flour, orange zest, cinnamon, nutmeg, and salt. Use a slotted spoon to transfer currants from brandy (reserve the brandy) to the sugar mixture. Add cranberries and apples and mix well. Pour filling into unbaked pie pastry and drizzle with the reserved brandy. 3 In another bowl mix 1 cup flour with 2/3 cup of brown sugar. Add the but

Apple Chicken Quesadilla
4 Flour tortillas (approximately 8-inches wide) 1 cup cooked, shredded or chopped, chicken meat 1/4 lb cheddar or Monterey jack cheese, sliced or grated 1 apple, sliced 1/4 cup salsa 1 Heat a large skillet on medium high heat. Place one tortilla in the skillet. Flip it a couple of times with a spatula, then let it sit in the pan heating up until air pockets form and parts of the tortilla begin to puff up. Flip it again. 2 Place cheese slices on half of the tortilla, at least 1/2-inch from the edge of the tortilla. Add chicken pieces on top of the cheese. Fold the tortilla over like an omelette, and press down on the folded tortilla with the spatula. Lower the heat to medium. At this point, if you have enough room in your skillet, you can add a second tortilla to the pan to begin to heat it up. 3 When the cheese inside the quesadilla has melted, remove the quesadilla to a cutting board. Open it wide and layer on apple slices and salsa. Fold the tortilla back again

Application...
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 20. what won't you do? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like foreplay? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Would you do as I say? 26. Or shall I obey your commands? 27. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? feel free to add questions SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU!

Apple Jacks(pancakes Acutally)
FIRST MAKE UR PANCAKE MIX(BOX IS GOOD)ADD A LITTLE CINNIMON AND SET TO THE SIDE IN A SECOND BOWL SLICED APPLES CORDED GET THE GRILL HOT AND PUT DOWN SOME BUTTER WITH THE APPLES,CINNIMON OR MAPLE SPRINKLES GRILL APPLES TILL SOFT OR INCADENCENT(SEE THREW) PUT APPLES IN BOWL WITH A LITTLE SYRUP AND BROWN SUGAR AND MIX(OR CARMEL) COOK UR CINNIMON PANCAKES AS USUAL PUT ON A PLATE,,IN THE MIDDLE PUT A SOME APPLES AND 3 TBLS SPOONS VANILLA ICE CREAM AND ROLL UP (LIKE A BURRITO OR CRAPE)AND TOP WITH CARMEL AND WHIP CREAM AS U SEE THERE IS MANY THINGS U CAN USE FOR THIS ONE CARMEL,CINNIMON, OR MAPLE ITS TOO UR TASTE OR WHAT U HAVE IN THE HOUSE

Apple Lemon Puff
1-1/2 tsp. butter or margarine 1 small apple, peeled, cored and cut into rings 6 tsp. sugar, divided 1 egg, separated 1/2 tsp. grated lemon peel 1/4 tsp. vanilla extract 1/2 tsp. all-purpose flour In a skillet over medium heat, melt butter. Add apple rings; sprinkle with 2 tsp. of sugar. Cook until tender, turning once. In a mixing bowl, beat the egg yolk, lemon peel and vanilla for 1 minute. In another mixing bowl, beat egg white until stiff peaks form; fold in flour and remaining sugar. Fold into egg yolk mixture. Place apple rings in a greased 2-cup baking dish. Spread egg mixture on top. Bake at 350ºF. for 15-18 minutes or until golden brown and set. Invert onto a serving plate. Yield: 1 serving

Apple's Iphone: First Impressions
Apple's iPhone is a little bigger than you'd expect, and a little heavier than you'd expect. It feels substantial, and it looks beautiful. The Object of Your Desire is a little bigger than a Samsung BlackJack, and a little thinner. Its edges are curved, its back is polished chrome and its front is dark glass. There's only one button on the front, at the bottom, used to bring you back to the home screen. I got to play with it for about 15 minutes today. Ken Fisher, AT&T vice president for sales in Houston, gave me an initial demo and then handed the phone to me. Understanding how its touchscreen works comes easily -- it is as intuitive as you've heard it is. I was able to navigate most of its functions quickly, without any help or explanation. Here are some thoughts on its primary features: ? Its multi-touch features are very impressive, and something you pick up quickly. For example, you can scroll through photos by flicking your finger side to side, or up and down. Zooming in and out

Applebee's By Soo Ah
I have a very handsome 15-year-old son who is always drawing the attention of older girls, so It's not uncommon for him to have girls who are seniors in high school calling him, and on more than one occasion I've found him with his back facing me and his focus on his computer with his shorts pulled down around his ankles in his left arm moving rapidly while he fantasizes about the pictures he looks at on his computer. Twice I caught him and his best friend Joey, who is much bigger than my son and a very handsome young man, jacking each other off while looking at Internet porn. I know that all boys do this, it's just a part of them growing up, but I was a little shocked the first time I caught them stroking each other at the same time. I was also very spellbound by the size of those cocks and by the way that they were so focused on the video clips they were searching for. The last time I caught them, it was a little after midnight and Joey was spending the weekend, which he did frequ

Apple Computer Software
Apple Computers announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iBoob will cost between $499 and $599. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. Thanks to Apple, everyone is now happy.

Apple Break Thru
Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iTit will cost $499, $599, or $799 depending on speaker size. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Applying For Social Security
After retiring, a man went into the office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry, but he would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opened his shirt revealing his curly silver hair. She said, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," and she processed his Social Security application. When he got home, he excitedly told his wife about his experience at the Social Security office. She said, "You should have dropped your pants... you might have gotten disability too."

Apple Brandy Chicken
Apple brandy chicken, made with chicken breast halves, apple brandy, cream, onions, and butter, along with mushrooms. INGREDIENTS: * 4 chicken breast halves * salt and pepper * 8 ounces sliced mushrooms * 2 teaspoons olive oil * 2 teaspoons butter * 1/3 cup apple brandy, such as Apple Jack or Calvados * 4 green onions, chopped * 1/2 cup whipping cream or heavy cream PREPARATION: Flatten chicken; place chicken breast halves between pieces of plastic wrap and gently pound until thinned out and uniform in size. Sprinkle with salt and pepper. In a large heavy skillet, heat olive oil and butter over medium heat. Add chicken breasts. Cook for about 5 minutes, until browned, then turn. Add mushrooms and cook for about 5 minutes longer. Add green onions and apple brandy and cook for another minute, until chicken is cooked through and mushrooms are tender. Add cream and thyme; simmer until thickened. Taste and add salt and pepper if needed. Serves

Application
NAUGHTY APPLiCATiON" Best and hottest one will get a reply...... 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like foreplay? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

Apples And Wine.......
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but they are easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right person to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. Oh and by the way....I am an apple from the very top of the tree!!!! LOL:p

Apple-walnut Cookies
This recipe makes: 36 Ingredients vegetable cooking spray 1 cup rolled oats 1/2 cup walnuts, chopped 1 cup whole wheat pastry flour 1/2 teaspoon baking soda 1/4 teaspoon baking powder 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon 1/4 teaspoon ground ginger 2 egg whites 1 Granny Smith apple, peeled, cored and grated 1/4 cup unsweetened applesauce 1/2 cup light brown sugar, packed 3 tablespoons sugar 2 tablespoons vegetable oil 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract 1/2 cup raisins Cooking Instructions 1. Heat the oven to 375�F. Spray the baking sheets with vegetable cooking spray. 2. Place the oats and nuts on a separate, unsprayed baking sheet and toast until golden, about 8 minutes. Set aside. 3. Combine the flour, baking soda, baking powder, salt, cinnamon and ginger in a medium bowl. 4. Combine the egg whites, grated apple, applesauce, brown sugar, sugars, oil and vanilla extract in a large bowl. Stir in the dry ingredients until just combi

Application..lmao
SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiEND OR GiRLFRiEND- REPOST THiS! GiRLS TiTLE iT "HUBBY APPLiCATION" BOYS TiTLE iT "WIFEY APPLiCATION" 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Are you a virgin? 5. Are we friends? 6. Do you have a crush on me? 7. Would you kiss me? 8. ...with tongue? 9. Would you enjoy it? 10. Would you ever ask me out? 11.Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 12. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 13. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 14.Would you walk on the beach with me? 15. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 16. Do you/have you talk shit about me? 17. Do you think I'm a good person? 18. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? 19.Do you think I'm hot? 20. Would you if youcould change anything about me? 21.If so what? 22.would you marry me? 23.Would you c

Application
NAUGHTY APPLICATION" CUT AND PASTE AND REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........ 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like foreplay? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Would you send me dirty pictures of you? 26. Will yo

Apple Brandy Chicken
Apple brandy chicken, made with chicken breast halves, apple brandy, cream, onions, and butter, along with mushrooms. INGREDIENTS: * 4 chicken breast halves * salt and pepper * 8 ounces sliced mushrooms * 2 teaspoons olive oil * 2 teaspoons butter * 1/3 cup apple brandy, such as Apple Jack or Calvados * 4 green onions, chopped * 1/2 cup whipping cream or heavy cream PREPARATION: Flatten chicken; place chicken breast halves between pieces of plastic wrap and gently pound until thinned out and uniform in size. Sprinkle with salt and pepper. In a large heavy skillet, heat olive oil and butter over medium heatAdd chicken breasts. Cook for about 5 minutes, until browned, then turn. Add mushrooms and cook for about 5 minutes longer. Add green onions and apple brandy and cook for another minute, until chicken is cooked through and mushrooms are tender. Add cream and thyme; simmer until thickened. Taste and add salt and pepper if needed. Serves 4

Apple Betty
Serve this delicious apple dessert warm with a big scoop of vanilla or butter pecan ice cream, or top with whipped cream. INGREDIENTS: * 2 cups coarse soft bread crumbs * 2/3 cup granulated sugar * 1 teaspoon finely grated lemon or orange zest * 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon * 4 large apples, thinly sliced * 3 tablespoons melted butter * 1/4 cup orange juice PREPARATION: Heat oven to 350°. Butter a 1 1/2-quart baking dish or spray with a baking spray. Combine bread crumbs, sugar, lemon zest, and cinnamon. Arrange half of the apple slices in the prepared baking dish.Top with half of the bread crumb mixture. Repeat layers, ending with the remaining bread crumb mixture. Combine the melted butter with orange juice; drizzle evenly over the Apple Betty mixture. Bake for 45 to 55 minutes, until nicely browned and apples are tender. Serve with cream or whipped topping, or with a big scoop of vanilla or butter pecan ice cream. Serves 6.

Apple Upside Down Cake
Apple upside down cake with cinnamon and apples and brown sugar and butter. INGREDIENTS: * 1/2 cup butter * 1 cup light brown sugar * 2 tablespoons evaporated milk or cream * 2 cups sliced apples * 1 1/2 cups sifted flour * 2 teaspoons baking powder * 1 teaspoon cinnamon * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 1/4 cup shortening * 3/4 cup sugar * 1 egg * 1/2 cup milk * 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract PREPARATION: Mix together 1/2 cup butter, 1 cup brown sugar, and 2 tablespoons evaporated milk or cream; spread in bottom of an 8-inch square baking pan. Arrange sliced apples on the brown sugar mixture. Sift together the flour, baking powder, cinnamon and salt.Cream shortening with sugar; beat in egg the add sifted ingredients alternately with 1/2 cup milk and the vanilla extract. Pour batter over apples. Bake at 350° for 35 to 45 minutes, until cake is done.

Apple Walnut Cake And Vanilla Glaze
This old-fashioned apple cake is made with whole wheat flour and all purpose flour, and walnuts, with a vanilla glaze. INGREDIENTS: * 1 1/4 cup all-purpose flour, stir before measuring * 1 cup whole wheat flour * 3/4 cup granulated sugar * 1 cup light brown sugar, packed * 1 tablespoon ground cinnamon * 2 teaspoons baking powder * 1 teaspoon salt * 1/2 teaspoon baking soda * 3/4 cup vegetable oil * 1 teaspoon vanilla * 3 eggs * 2 cups finely chopped peeled apples * 1 cup chopped walnuts * Vanilla Glaze, below PREPARATION: In a large mixing bowl, blend all ingredients except chopped apples and walnuts with electric mixer. Stir in chopped apples and nuts. Pour into a generously greased and floured 10-inch Bundt cake pan or tube pan.Bake at 325° for 55 to 65 minutes, until a wooden pick inserted in center comes out clean. Cool in pan for 15 minutes; turn out onto serving plate to cool completely. Drizzle with a v

Application
Girlfriend Application General Name: Age: Location: Are you employed? [ ] Yes [ ] No Employer: Education Highest Grade Completed: Are you currently enrolled in school? [ ] Yes [ ] No If yes, what is your course of study? Transportation Do you have a reliable form of transportation? [ ] Yes [ ] No Do you own your own car? [ ] Yes [ ] No Do you have a license? [ ] Yes [ ] No Family Do you speak with a majority of your family? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you sacrifice anything for your family? [ ] Yes [ ] No How often does your family ask you to sacrifice for them? [ ] Never [ ] Sometimes [ ] Often [ ] Weekly History Are you currently in a relationship? [ ] Yes [ ] No Have a majority of your relationships been abusive? [ ] Yes [ ] No Do you speak with any of your ex-boyfriends? [ ] Yes [ ] No If yes, are you “good friends?” [ ] Yes [ ] No How often do you go to the doctor? [ ] Never [ ] Sometime

Apple Of My Eye
The moment I saw you I knew there was no one else meant for me. Your eyes, your hands, your touch, The fact that even the simplest of gestures could bring a smile to my face. Your one of a kind, a special someone that many people journey to find. Many would say that love is unconditional between a man and a woman. But I have found that it doesn't hold a flame to the love of a child. You've renewed my faith about love, renewed me as a woman, as a Mom. You're the Apple of my Eye, the reason for my smile to the rising sun. There isn't a moment in a day that I don't Thank God for you. I've seen you grow over the past few years and all the memories fill my heart. As we celebrate Mothers, lets celebrate who made me one, you. Dedication to my Daughter

Apple & Goat Chesse Tartlets
WHAT TO DRINK: Try the 2004 Château Grillon, a delicious Sauternes that won't break the bank (. ingredients 2 17.3-ounce packages frozen puff pastry (4 sheets), thawed 1 egg, beaten to blend 6 ounces soft fresh goat cheese (about 3/4 cup packed) 1 tablespoon fresh lemon juice 1/4 teaspoon coarse kosher salt 3 medium Gala apples, peeled, quartered, cored, cut into 1/8-inch-thick slices 3 tablespoons unsalted butter, melted 3/4 cup honey (preferably dark), divided 1/2 teaspoon (scant) ground allspice preparation Line 2 rimmed baking sheets with parchment paper. Roll out each puff pastry sheet on lightly floured surface to 11-inch square. Using 5-inch-diameter cookie cutter or bowl, cut out 4 rounds from each pastry sheet, forming 16 rounds total. Divide 8 pastry rounds between prepared baking sheets; pierce rounds all over with fork. Using 3 1/2-inch-diameter cookie cutter or bowl, cut out smaller rounds from center of remaining 8 rounds (reserve 3 1/2-inch rounds

Application
The Poison Sapphire is now accepting applications for the following positions: 6 Security Positions 6 Bar tending Positions 12 DJ Slots (available a min. of 2 hours) Promoters All applicants may apply for the maximum of 2 positions. Anyone interested please contact myself or, the co-owner, Poison. Then the two of us will look over every candidate and then get back to those we have chosen to fill these positions. Thanks for your interest, The Poison Sapphire Staff Copy the below section and repost it as a comment: Fubar Screen Name: ID: Current Rank: Position Applying For: Age: Location: Gender:

Apples & Grapes (men/women)
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the sttuffing out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

Application For Potential Girlfriend.
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5.Phone Number (Optional): 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you let me make a move on you in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do have you talked about me with anyone? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would u take a nap with me? 16.Do you think I'm handsome? 17. If you could change anything about me -would you? 18.Would you dance with me? 19.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? What Do You

Apple Apricot Stuffed Pork Chops
6 loin pork chops, 1 inch thick 1/2 cup chopped onion 1/2 cup chopped celery 1 tbsp butter 1/2 cup soft bread crumbs 1/2 cup chopped apple 1/3 cup golden or dark raisins 1 tbsp brown sugar 1/2 tsp ginger 1/4 cup apricot preserves Heat oven to 325 degrees. Cut deep horizontal pocket in each chop. In medium skillet, cook onion and celery in butter until crisp- tender. Add bread crumbs, apple, raisins, brown sugar, ginger, and 2 tbsp of the preserves; mix well. Stuff each chop with about 1/4 cup stuffing mixture. Place in ungreased 13 x 9 inch baking dish; cover. Bake at 325 degrees for 45 minutes. Uncover; spread top of chops with remaining 2 tablespoons preserves. Bake uncovered an additional 15-20 minutes or until pork chops are tender.

Apples
there's a star in every apple, he said taking a bite of his bottom half he let the juice drip down his chin and if the sun is a star, she said taking her top half in careful fingers then the universe is an apple too oh? he asked through a mouthful of flesh his eyes small and dark like apple seeds then what are we? why she answered with a smile like morning sunshine we're the worms inside even a worm needs an apple to call home and as he looked at her laughing he could have sworn he saw stars...

Applesauce Cookies
Flour, 2 cups Salt, 1/2 teaspoon Cinnamamon, 1/2 teaspoon Nutmeg, 1/2 teaspoon Cloves, 1/2 teaspoon Nuts, choppped, 1 cup Raisins, chopped, 1 cup Shortening, 1/2 cup Sugar, 1 cup Baking soda, 1 teaspoon Applesauce, 1 cup Egg, well beaten, 1 How to: Sift flour; measure; add salt and spices; sift again, Add chopped nuts and raisins. Cream shortening; add sugar gradually and continue to beat until light. Stir the soda into the applesauce. Add well beaten egg; combine with the creamed mixture. Add the dry ingredients. Drop by teaspoonfuls 2 or 3 inches apart onto a greased baking sheet. Bake in a moderate oven (375 F.) 15 to 20 minutes. Makes about 4 dozen cookies.

Apple-honey Grilled Chicken
* 1/3 cup Apple jelly * 1 tablespoon Honey * 1 tablespoon Mustard -- Dijon style * 1/2 teaspoon Cinnamon * 1/2 teaspoon Salt * 4 Chicken breasts halves, skinless, boneless Heat grill. In a small bowl, combine all ingredients except chicken; blend well. Oil grill rack. Brush chicken with sauce mixture; place on grill over medium heat. Cook 15 to 20 minutes or until chicken is fork tender and juices run clear, turning occasionally and brushing frequently with the honey Dijon sauce mixture. Serves 4.

The Apple Dont Fall From The Tree
http://www.cnn.com/2007/LIVING/personal/09/27/jenna.bush.ap/index.html *denot stars Jenna Bush: Marriage proposal came at sunrise Story Highlights Jenna Bush: Boyfriend proposed on top of a mountain Describes Henry Hager as "smart," "fun" and "very supportive" Talks about the moment during a TV interview She admires Chelsea Clinton WASHINGTON (AP) -- Jenna Bush said her "boyfriend" -- she doesn't like the word "fiance" -- proposed after rousting her at 4 a.m. to go hiking on Cadillac Mountain in Acadia National Park in Maine. "It's supposedly where the sun first hits the United States," President Bush's daughter said in a television interview about her recent engagement to her longtime boyfriend, Henry Hager. "I did not want to go hiking at 4 in the morning," she said. "It was freezing. But we got up, and we hiked in the dark for an hour and a half, and then when we got towards the top, with the sunrise, he asked me." In an interview that will be broadcast

Application To Work For Us As A Dj
Name: real first and Fubar name please.. if changen fubar name for dj job what will it be ... please tell us what your current fubar name is: MUST BE WILLING TO TAKE REQUEST!!!!! ARE YOU WILLING TO DO THIS? WILL YOU BE WORKING IN ANY OTHER LOUNGE? YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO WORK IN OURS AND IN ANOTHER LOUNGE DURING YOUR SHIFT!!!!! What time zone are you in? SCHEDULE WILL BE MADE IN EST TIME ZONE!! Are you willing to do more shifts then just yours if needed? What is your availability? Also please give us yahoo so we can talk about what we expect from our staff: ALSO THIS JOB DOES NOT MEAN THAT YOU OR WILL NOT HAVE "MODS" THAT IS A CHOICE BETWEEN THE OWNERS! DO NOT ASK FOR THEM! IF YOU DO YOU WILL NOT GET THEM!!! PLease copy and past into a fumail and send to me, DJ Shad0w or SWEET BABY TAZZY

Application For Other Staff
Name:(real first and Fubar name please.. What job would you like: ENFORCERS, BARTENDERS, PROMOTERS, or GREETER Are you willing to help out with other things like reposting bullitens and helping out with keeping the lounge talking: Are you willing to listen and not complain about the music the DJ's are playing: Are you willing to be kind, and respectful to other even if you are haven a personal issues with them from another lounge: ARE YOU WILL TO NOT FLIRT WITH OTHER STAFF MEMBERS ? Are you willing to NO promote Drama in the lounge: THESE JOBS MAY OR MAY NOT GIVE YOU THE "MODS" THAT IS A CHOICE OF THE OWNERS IF YOU ASK FOR THEM YOU WILL NOT GET THEM AT ALL!!!!!!!!!

Application For Sex
Name:______________________ City:______________________ State:_____________________ Age:__________ Phone:______________ SSN:_______________ Hair Color:__________ Real Hair Color:____________ Eye Color:___________ Dentures: __________ Weight: _________ Height:___________ Waist Size: __________ Breast or Bra Size: __________ Marital Status: Married___________ Single______________ Divorced:_________ Other__________ Are Your Breasts Real? ____________ Do You Like Them: Sucked_________ Chewed__________ Kissed____________ Caressed__________ Squeezed________ Licked_________ Other_____ All of the Above____________ Can You Stay Out Late? _____________ How Late?_____________ All Night? _________ Several Days? ___________ Do You Like To Have Sex And Be Screwed All Night? ____________ How Often? __________ Do You Like Oral Sex? _____________ Pussy Size: Small ________ Medium __________ Large ____________ Extra Large __________ While

Apple Glazed Bbq Chicken
This apple barbeque chicken has such an amazing flavor. For the best results marinade the chicken the night before. This dish is great for the holidays, but it is not too difficult for a family dinner. Serving: 6 Prep Time: 45 minutes Cook Time: 25 minutes Total Time: 70 minutes INGREDIENTS: 1 can frozen apple juice concentrate, thawed 1/4 cup tomato sauce/ketchup 2 tablespoons packed brown sugar 1 tablespoon cider vinegar 1 teaspoon dried thyme 1/8 teaspoon tabasco sauce 6 chicken breast fillets DIRECTIONS: 1. In a small saucepan, combine the juice, tomato sauce, sugar, vinegar, thyme and tabasco. Cook, until the sugar dissolves. Cool to room temperature. 2. Place the chicken in a zip lock plastic bag and add half the sauce. Cover, refrigerate both the chicken and the remaining sauce for 4-24 hours. 3. Coat a grill rack with nonstick spray. Remove the chicken from the marinade. Coat the chicken pieces with nonstick spray and brush them with some of the re

Apple's New Technology
Apple's hot new technology Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants. The iTit will cost between $499.00 and $699.00 depending on speaker size. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Application..
BASICS: Name: Age: Location: Height: Hair (color and style): Eyes: Piercings/tattoos: OTHER: 1. Where would we go on dates? 2. Who are three (or more) of your favorite bands/artists? 3. Do you drink/smoke?? 4. Do you like the rain? 5. If so...would you play in it with me? 6. Do you like movies? 7. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night? 8. Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together? 9. Would you kiss my forhead 10. Do you play an instrument? 11. If so...what? 12. are you a virgin ? 13. Would you call me right after we saw eachother to make sure i made it home alright? 14. How would you rate your hugs from 1-10? 15. Favorite body part on a guy/girl? 16. What would you say is the best thing about yourself? 17. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, slut)? 18. Would you give me kisses just because? What Would You do if... I cried: I said I liked you: I kissed you: I was hospitalized: I ran away from home: We got in a fight: I g

Apple-honey Cereal Bars
Peanut butter, dried apples and sunflower nuts pack energy into delicious ready-to-go bars. From eatbetteramerica. Prep Time:20 min Start to Finish:1 hr 20 min makes:16 bars 3 cups Fiber One® Honey Clusters® cereal 1/4 cup roasted sunflower nuts 1/3 cup honey 1/4 cup packed brown sugar 1 cup dried apple slices, coarsely chopped 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon 1/2 cup peanut butter 1. Butter bottom and sides of 8-inch square pan, or spray with cooking spray. Place cereal in resealable food-storage plastic bag; seal bag and slightly crush with rolling pin or meat mallet (or slightly crush in food processor). 2. In large bowl, mix cereal and sunflower nuts; set aside. 3. In 3-quart saucepan, heat honey, brown sugar, apples and cinnamon just to boiling over medium-high heat, stirring occasionally. Remove from heat; stir in peanut butter. Pour over cereal mixture; stir gently until evenly coated. 4. Press mixture evenly into pan with back of wooden spoon. Refr

An Apple A Day...
I stock up on Chiquita brand and other brand snacks at the store for myself. Chiquita has apples, apples and grapes, carrots, snap peas... Usually I buy the apples and carrots. This time I bought apples and grapes and another brands bag of apples (cause it was a larger bag) This woman was standing behind me and breathing really heavy on the back of my neck. So I ask her "Am I in your way or something? Cause you're doing dragon sort of breathing on my neck and it's irritating as hell!" Apple Woman: Oh! Sorry. No, you're not in my way. I was just trying to decide which to buy! So many to choose from ya know? Are those good? Me: Nah they're awful! I just feel like spending my money on them as an example for everyone else to not do that... Apple Woman: *Laughs* C'mon! Really! Are they good?! Me: *blinks* Well, if you're a lazy bitch who appreciates the convenience of already sliced apples like I do, and if you like APPLES in general, then YES you will like THESE apples. Appl

Apply Here
The Official Boyfriend Application THE OFFICIAL BOYFRIEND APPLICATION Just a reminder: be completely honest with all your answers, I will be double checking applications using Google to ensure honesty. Any false information will automatically nullify any chance you might have had. Thanks, and have fun. This application must be filled out in its entirety in order to be considered for the position that you are applying. Photographs may sway my opinion one way or the other, feel free to attach any that you think may help you gain this position. BASIC INFORMATION 1. Full legal name 2. Age 3. Height 4. Weight 5. Eye color 6. Measurements 3. Natural hair color 4. Current hair color Last First Middle CONTACT INFORMATION ( ) - ( ) - 9. Home phone 10. Cell Phone 11. Email GETTING TO KNOW YOU 12. Are you a virgin? Y N 13. If no, how many past sexual partners have you had? 14. Have you ever had a sex change? Y N 15. Do yo

Application # 2 You Pick The One You Want To Fill Out
October 6, 2007 I am the Perfect Boyfriend Boyfriend Application Name: Age: Hair Color: Hair Style: Eyes: Birthday: Zodiac: Piercing/tattoos: Why do you want to be my Boyfriend? If I chose you to be my Boyfriend... what's the first thing you'd do with me or to me? What are your hobbies? How do you stay in shape? Are you a top or bottom? Do you fuss over looking good? Which side of the bed do you prefer? Do you do drugs and/or alcohol, if so what? What's your favorite feature about me? What is your best feature? Why would you make a great Boyfriend? How would you make me happy? If I called you at 3 am & wanted to hang out because I was feeling lonely and bored what would you do? It's my birthday. What would you do? It's Christmas and I want more than one present. What do you do? How would you show me that you really like me, in person? Do you like the

Application
Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

Applications Accepted???
Im single. I just wanted to see the comments i would get from this. I guess im goin international for my prince charming!! hehe i just wanna explore who is out there and where my prince is at. Maybe he is not in las vegas, maybe i have been lookin in all the wrong places. not that the internet is any better but hey i heard people got married off this shit. hehe well just to all you single guys i would like to say whats up and u should hit me up cause you never know we could be meant for each other~~ lol, but really!!

Application. :p
1. Do you have a tattoo? 2. How old are you? 3. Are you single or taken? 4. Eat with your hands or utensils? 5. Do you dream at night? 6. Ever seen a corpse? 7.George Strait or Jay Z? 8. How did we meet? HERE COMES THE EQUALLY INTERESTING PART... 9. Whats your philosophy on life and death? 10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know, what would it be? 11. Do you trust the police? 12. Do you like Country music? 13. What is your fondest memory of me? 14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be? 15. Would you cheat ? 16. What do you wear to sleep? 17. Have you ever peed in a pool? 18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to? 19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? 20. Which do you prefer - short or long hair? 21. Do you sing in the shower? 22. What's your favorite color? 23. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be? 24. Tell me o

Apples & Grapes !!
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the >tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are >afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the >apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the >top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're >amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one >who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. > > >Now Men. Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to >women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something >acceptable to have dinner with. > > >Share this with all the good apples you know

The Apple
The apple hangs, in the shade of trees, it's rotten and yet so beautiful. The wind, it kisses and sings to the dead on meaningless nights, she's nothing but what she'll never be. The apple falls, close to the tree, lying lonely and stepped on by everyone. The skin, fades to black, with white scars bleeding bitter tears; she's losing herself, but is still so beautiful. The apple rolls, away from the tree, slipping from, the grasp of everything. She whispers and, I feel the dull metal sorrow, it stings my veins, and makes me fall asleep, she won't wake up, but lies there so beautifully. The apple rests, in ecstasy, a river of hatred, and sickened childhood. Homicide, of the sun, she runs away too soon, suicide, of a girl, who resembles the moon and ashes of her innocence form a circle of no hope. The tree it, withers and slips from reality, in these burnt pages she feels invisible. Tastes the blood, upon her fingers, and mourns the loss, of a dream come tru

Application
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND OR HUSBAND OR WIFE - REPOST THIS! LET THE FUN BEGIN........ 1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm cute? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 14.Condom or skin? 15.Have sex on the first date? 16.Would you kiss me during sex? 17.Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Would you use me as a booty call? 19.Can I use you as a booty call? 20.Can we take pictures of the act? 21.How long would we have sex? 22.Would you tell your friends about me? 29.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! TITLE IT-Naughty Appli

Apple Cake
Apple Cake 3 eggs 2 cups white sugar 1 cup vegetable oil 2 cups all-purpose flour 2 teaspoons ground cinnamon 1 teaspoon baking soda 1/2 teaspoon salt 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 1 cup chopped walnuts 4 cups thinly sliced apples 2 (4 ounce) packages cream cheese, softened 1/4 cup butter, melted 2 cups confectioners' sugar 1 teaspoon lemon juice Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Butter a 9x13 inch pan. Spread apples evenly over the bottom of the pan. Beat eggs with mixer until thick and light. Combine sugar and oil and add to eggs. Stir together flour, cinnamon, soda and salt. Add to egg mixture and beat in. Stir in nuts and vanilla. Batter will be very thick. Spread batter over apples in the pan. Bake at 350 degrees F (175 degrees C) for 1 hour, or until a toothpick inserted into the center comes out clean. Remove from the oven and cool. Spread with Cream Cheese Icing. To make Cream Cheese Icing: Beat cream cheese until fluffy. Beat in 1/4 cup melted butter, then beat in co

Apple Cobbler In The Crock
Apple Cobbler in the Crock 4 medium tart apples 1/2 cup honey 1 grated rind and juice of 1 lemon 1 dash cinnamon 5 tbs butter 3/4 cup natural cereal with nuts and fruits Oil to grease pot Grease side of your crockpot lightly with oil. Core, peel and slice apples; place in crock. Add honey, lemon rind, lemon juice and cinnamon. Combine butter and cereal. Add to crock; mix thoroughly. Cover. Cook on Low for 6 to 8 hours or High for 2 to 3 hours. Serve with vanilla ice cream or whipped topping, if desired.

Apple And Pear Crisp
Ingredients: 2 pounds ripe Bosc pears (4 pears) 2 pounds firm Macoun apples (6 apples) 1 teaspoon grated orange zest 1 teaspoon grated lemon zest 2 tablespoons freshly squeezed orange juice 2 tablespoons freshly squeezed lemon juice 1/2 cup granulated sugar 1/4 cup all-purpose flour 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon 1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg For the topping: 1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour 3/4 cup granulated sugar 3/4 cup light brown sugar, lightly packed 1/2 teaspoon kosher salt 1 cup old-fashioned oatmeal 1/2 pound (2 sticks) cold unsalted butter, diced Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. Method: Peel, core, and cut the pears and apples into large chunks. Place the fruit in a large bowl and add the zests, juices, sugar, flour, cinnamon, and nutmeg. Pour into a 9 by 12 by 2-inch oval baking dish. For the topping: Combine the flour, sugars, salt, oatmeal, and butter in the bowl of an electric mixer fitted with the paddle attachment. Mix on low sp

Application 4 Sex
APPLICATION FOR A PIECE OF ASS Name____________________________ Address_______________________________ 1 Hair Color______ Real? _______ Eye Color________ Real? ___________ 2 Dentures? ______ 3 Height_____ Weight_____ Waist Size___ 4 Marital Status: Married_______ Single_______ Divorced_____ Other___ 5 Chest or Bra Size______ Are they real? _________ 6 Do you like them: Sucked__ Chewed__ Kissed__ Caressed__ Squeezed___ None of the above_____ other___ 7 Can you stay out late? __________ How Late? ___ All Night___ Several Days? ___ What is the maximum amount of days that you Can stay out? ________ 8 Do you like to be screwed? ___________ How often? ____ 9 Do you like Oral Sex? ________ 10 Penis or Vagina Size: SM____ Med___ LG______ EX LG______ 11 While Screwing do you: Faint__ Fart__ Cry__ Moan__ Hum__ Scream__Whistle__ Yodel__ Scratch__ Just lay there__ Other___________

Applyin For Fubar Hubby..
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5.Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would u take a nap with me? 16.Do you think I'm cute? 17. If you could change anything about me -would you? 18.Would you dance with me? 19.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? What Do You Think Of My? 1.Personality: 2.Eyes: 3.Face:

The Apple Tree
ok everyone, heres a riddle for ya, e-mail me your answer so nobody else can copy your answer.......lets see how many people can get it right:D i have a bag of apples, i give half of what i have plus 1/2 of an apple to a guy........i see another guy, and i give him half of what i have left, plus 1/2 of an apple......i see another guy, and i give him half of what i have left, plus 1/2 of an apple, when i get home and look in the bag, i have 1 apple left.......how many apples did i start with?

Apples
A few years ago a group of salesmen went to a regional sales convention in Chicago. They had assured their wives that they would be home in plenty of time for Friday night's dinner. In their rush, with tickets and brief-cases, one of these salesmen inadvertently kicked over a table which held a display of baskets of apples. Apples flew everywhere. Without stopping or looking back, they all managed to reach the plane in time for their nearly missed boarding. All but one. He paused, took a deep breath, got in touch with his feelings, and experienced a twinge of compassion for the girl whose apple stand had been overturned. He told his buddies to go on without him, waved goodbye, told one of them to call his wife when they arrived at their home destination and explain his taking a later flight. Then he returned to the terminal where the apples were all over the terminal floor. He was glad he did. The 16 year old girl was totally blind! She was softly crying, tears running do

Application For A Piece Of Ass
Application for a Piece of Ass (FORM 69) Personal data Name_______________________________ Address_________________________________________Age_____________ Home phone ( )______________________ Cell: ( )______________________ Occupation_____________________ Hair color___________Eye color________________ Weight______Height______Waist size_________ Have you been "FIXED"? Y N Penis: small medium large extra large Do you like to: a) suck b) chew c) nibble d) caress e) squeeze f) bite g) kiss h) lick i) all the above j) none of the above k) other (specify) _________________ Can you stay out late? Y N Can you stay out for the weekend? Y N Do you like oral sex? Y N Giving? Receiving? Both? Lights on? Y N While in the act, do you?: a) cry b) moan c)) scream d) scratch e) talk dirty f) grunt g) just lay there h) all of the above i) none of the above When you cum do you: a) wiggle b) wobble c)

Application Anyone Lol :p
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND OR HUSBAND OR WIFE - REPOST THIS! LET THE FUN BEGIN........ 1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm cute? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12.Condom or skin? 13.Have sex on the first date? 14.Would you kiss me during sex? 15.Do you think I would be good in bed? 16. Would you use me as a booty call? 17.Can I use you as a booty call? 19.Can we take pictures of the act? 20.How long would we have sex? 21.Would you tell your friends about me? 22.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! TITLE IT-Naughty Appli

Apples And Wine
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take theapples that aren't as good from the ground, but are easier to get. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. Share this with all the good apples you know.

Apply Within
in need of bartender's,promoter,bouncer's,and maniagers if you would like to be part of the staff please aply within. Bring your friends on 11/26 till 11/30 from 7pm till 9pm and drinks are on me come and have some fun and meet new people make new friends.

Application 4 A G/f Lol Plz Reply
Name: D.O.B: Age: Zodiac: Nickname: Location: Hair color: Eye color: Height: Weight: Are you still a virgin: Tattoos or piercings: Favorite Animal: Smoke: Drink: Make the first moves: Opinion on Cuddling: Favorite Band/music: Favorite Food/Beverages: Fav. Colors: Fav. Sounds: Fav. smells: Fav. Movies: Fav. TV Shows: FAv. Places to hang out/or just be: Special Talents: Describe your perfect date: What is the most romantic thing you've ever done: Do you like to dance: If you were my boyfriend, would you take dance lessons with me: One special/unique thing about you: What would you do to get my attention: Would you tell me the truth no matter what: 4 words to describe you: * * * * Highest education: What do you see in your future: Favorite physical feature/quality: Whats the longest relationship you?ve had: Why have you applied to be my girlfriend: Wahts Ur Embarrassing M

Apples
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach forthe good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren'tas good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrongwith them, when in reality, they're amazing. They justhave to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Now, Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. Share this with all the good apples you know

Apple Crumble
RECIPE INGREDIENTS: 5 apples 1 cup rolled oats 2/3 cup brown sugar 1/2 cup all-purpose flour 6 tbsp. butter 1 tsp. cinnamon 1/4 tsp. salt 1/4 tsp. allspice 2 tbsp. apple juice or orange juice 1. Preheat the oven to 375 degrees. Lightly butter a 9-inch square baking pan or a casserole of the equivalent size, then dust it with flour. Peel, core and slice the apples, and arrange them in the pan. 2. In the bowl of an electric mixer, blend the oats, brown sugar, flour, butter, cinnamon, salt and allspice on low speed until it forms a coarse meal. Crumble the mixture evenly over the apple slices and sprinkle with the juice. Bake for 35 minutes. Makes 6 servings.

Application
NAUGHTY APPLICATION SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiEND OR GiRLFRiEND- REPOST THiS! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

Applacation
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5.Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would u take a nap with me? 16.Do you think I'm cute? 17. If you could change anything about me -would you? 18.Would you dance with me? 19.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? What Do You Think Of My? 1.Personality: 2.Eyes: 3.Face: 4.Hair: W0ULD Y0U... give me your

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1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm cute? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12.Condom or skin? 13.Have sex on the first date? 14.Would you kiss me during sex? 15.Do you think I would be good in bed? 16. Would you use me as a booty call? 17.Can I use you as a booty call? 18.Can we take pictures of the act? 19.How long would we have sex? 20.Would you tell your friends about me? 21. Have you ever had sex infront of your xmas tree? 22. Did you ever have sex during the company xmas party or had a one nighter with someone from the party? 23. Have you ever had sex with a Santa hat on? 24. How big is/are your "ornament(s)"? 25. Will you repost this for me to send back to you?

Application To Be My Pet
Application to be my pet 1. Are you a sub or a switch? 2. Describe some of your fetishes such as: foot fetish, tickling, bondage, anal sex, spankings, sex slave, pet, & any others you may have. (Please be as descriptive as possible in your fantasies.) 3. Do you have any hard no's (something you absolutely will not do)? 4. Do you have any soft no's (something you might be brave enough to try some day with the right guidance)? 5. Do you shy away from an audience or do you enjoy being watched while your mistress or master disciplines you? 6. Do you enjoy dressing up for your mistresses or masters pleasure wearing anything from pretty little dresses to nothing at all depending on my mood? 7. Are you willing to travel at least once a year to visit your mistress or master in person if you dont live close enough for more regular visits? 8. Do you currently have a mistress or master? 9. Are you willing to leave either him or her for me? send me a message with

Apple Sausage Rolls
1 lb. turkey sausage 2 C diced apples 2 C bread crumbs 1 small onion, diced Serves 8 Preheat oven to 350° F. On waxed paper, roll out sausage into a rectangle 1/2-inch thick. Combine apples, bread crumbs, and onions; spread over meat. Start from the long end and roll as for jelly roll. Place in 9x13-inch baking dish. Bake for 45 minutes. Per Serving: 263 Cal 10g Fat 16g Protein 31g Carb 50mg Chol 673mg Sodium Exchanges: 2 Meat 1-1/2 Bread 1/2 Veg 1/2 Fruit 1 Fat

Application For A Night Out With The Boys
APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS Name of Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband: I request permission for a leave of absence from the highest authority in my life for the following period: Time of return Date: Time of departure: NOT to exceed: Should permission be granted, I do solemnly swear to only visit the locations stated below, at the stated times. I agree to refrain from hitting on or flirting with other women. I shall not even speak to another female, except as expressly permitted in writing below. I will not turn off my mobile after two pints, nor shall I consume above the allowed volume of alcohol without first phoning for a taxi AND calling you for a verbal waiver of said alcohol allowance. I understand that even if permission is granted to go out, my girlfriend/fiancé/wife retains the right to be pissed off with me the following week for no valid reason whatsoever. Amount of alcohol allowed (units) Beer Wine Liquor Total Locations to be visited Females with whom conversa

Apple City Barbecue Grand World Champion Ribs
4 racks of ribs (about 2 pounds each) Magic Dust (click for recipe) 4 cups apple juice in a spray bottle Apple City Barbecue SauceServes 4, or you can cut the racks in half to Serve 8 Sprinkle the ribs liberally with Magic Dust, coating both sides. Put them in a shallow pan or on a cookie sheet and cover them with clear plastic wrap or a lid. Refrigerate them until you're ready to use them. I recommend letting them marinate for at least an hour. At the restaurant, we dust the ribs up to a day in advance. Soak the apple wood chips in water for half an hour. Drain. Remove the grate and arrange the medium-hot coals in a grill or smoker. If you are using a grill, it must have a lid. Set an aluminum pan next to the coals as a drip pan. Spread out the wet wood chips on the coals. Replace the rack, close the grill, and check the temperature. It should be between 200 and 210° F. If the temperature is too high, open the lid to allow some heat to escape. Notice that the meat on a rac

Application For Permission To Date My Daughter
APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor. NAME_____________________________________ DATE OF BIRTH_____________ HEIGHT___________ WEIGHT____________ IQ__________ GPA_____________ SOCIAL SECURITY #_________________ DRIVERS LICENSE #________________ BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES__________________________________________ HOME ADDRESS_______________________ CITY/STATE___________ ZIP______ Do you have parents? ___Yes ___No Is one male and the other female? ___Yes ___No If No, explain: _____________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________________ Number of years they have been married __

Application
1.)Q. Can you cook? 1.)A. 2.)Q. What was your dream growing up? 2.)A. 3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had? 3.)A. 4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be? 4.)A. 5.)Q. Favorite vegetable? 5.)A. 6.)Q. What was the last book you read? 6.)A. 7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ? 7.)A. 8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 8.)A. 10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? 10.) 11.)Q. What is your favorite sport? 11.)A. 12.)Q. Negative or Optimistic attitude? 12.)A 13.)Q. What would we do if we were stuck in an elevator? 13.)A. 14.)Q. Worst thing to ever happen to you? 14.)A. 15.)Q. Tell me one weird fact about you: 15.)A. 16.)Q. Do you have any pets? 16.)A. 17.)Q. What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly? 17.)A. 18.)Q. What was your first impression of me? 18.)A. 19.)Q. Do you think clowns are cute or scary? 19.)A. 20.)Q. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would i

Application
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign: 5.Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would u take a nap with me? 16.Do you think I'm cute? 17. If you could change anything about me -would you? 18.Would you dance with me? 19.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? What Do You Think Of My? 1.Personality: 2.Eyes: 3.Face:

Application For A Piece Of Ass
Name:______________________ City:______________________ State:_____________________ Age:__________ Phone:______________ Race: Asian___Black___Latino___White___Other___ Sex: Woman___ Female___ Other___ Eye color____________ Teeth: Straight___Crooked___False___Missing___ Hair color____________ Is your hair: Permed___Dyed___A weave___A wig___ Weight:___________ Height:___________ Waist Size: __________ Breast or Bra Size: __________ Marital Status: Married___________ Single______________ Divorced:_________ Other__________ If married, what is the best time to meet? Early morning___ Afternoon___ Evening___ Midnight___ Are Your Breasts Real? ____________ Do You Like Them: Sucked_________ Chewed__________ Kissed____________ Caressed__________ Squeezed________ Licked_________ Pulled________ Other________ All of the Above____________ Can You Stay Out Late? _____________ How Late?_____________ All Night? _________ Several Days? ___________

Application
Application. About You Name: Age: Height: Hair color: Eye color: Favorite color: Favorite food: Whats your AIM or MSN screen name: Tattoos?: Piercings?: Drink?: Smoke?: Any Other drugs?: Would you care if i did drugs?: Would you care if i drank?: Are you a virgin?: Do you have sex?: (if so) How Often?: Is sex all your looking for?: Do you have any STD's?: Would you kiss me anytime?: Anywhere?: Do you like to cuddle?: How much?: Have you ever been cheated on?: Would you cheat on me?: Have you ever cheated on someone?: List your top 3 bands 1.: 2.: 3.: Top 3 movies 1.: 2.: 3.: Do you like to party?: What if i wanted to stay home and watch a movie with you?: What if i wanted to kiss you in the rain?: Are you spontainiouse?: Willing to try new things?: Like your picture taken?: Do you drive?: Go to school?: IMPORTANT QUESTIONS! Would you hold my hand as we

Application
Application. About You Name: Age: Height: Hair color: Eye color: Favorite color: Favorite food: Whats your YAHOO screen name: Tattoos?: Piercings?: Drink?: Smoke?: Any Other drugs?: Would you care if i did drugs?: Would you care if i drank?: Are you a virgin?: Do you have sex?: (if so) How Often?: Is sex all your looking for?: Do you have any STD's?: Would you kiss me anytime?: Anywhere?: Do you like to cuddle?: How much?: Have you ever been cheated on?: Would you cheat on me?: Have you ever cheated on someone?: List your top 3 bands 1.: 2.: 3.: Top 3 movies 1.: 2.: 3.: Do you like to party?: What if i wanted to stay home and watch a movie with you?: What if i wanted to kiss you in the rain?: Are you spontainiouse?: Willing to try new things?: Like your picture taken?: Do you drive?: Go to school?: IMPORTANT QUESTIONS! Would you hold my hand as we walk through the mall?: Would you push me up

Applications
COME JOIN US !!! Hey all you hotties! Stop sitting there with nothing to do, when you can be a part of a staff team. I am taking applications for Greeters, Bartenders, Enforcers, Security, and other staff. If you think that this sounds like something that you would like to do… Please send a message on here or yahoo messenger. morganite_zirconia Look forward to working with you… ***MASS*** Hey ya'll...Stop sitting there bored as can be and come join our party....Come take a trip to ~ஐ~Angel's Haven~ஐ~!!!! Where the fun and friends never end!!!

Apple Green
You Are Apple Green You are almost super-humanly upbeat. You have a very positive energy that surrounds you. And while you are happy go lucky, you're also charmingly assertive. You get what you want, even if you have to persuade those against you to see things your way. Reflective and thoughtful, you know yourself well - and you know that you want out of life. What Color Green Are You?

Application For A Raise
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, P. Niss The Response: Dear P. Niss, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, The administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

Application For Employment
Application For Employment Prospective employees shall be afforded equal opportunity. However making a slight donation of $50.00 to the receptionist will improve the chances of your completed application making it to the H.R. Dept. All information that you release in this application will probably be viewed by the receptionist, her boyfriend, the cleaning lady, our telephone repairman, the pizza delivery boy, and potentially anyone who walks by the desk your application is laying on. 1. Position Applied For: ___ Eye Candy ___ Tattletale ___ Sucker ___ Head Cheese 2. Are you a Brown-Noser? ___ Yes ___ No 3. Can you pass a lie detector test? ___Yes ___ No ( If you answered 2 out of 3 questions with a yes please proceed to fill out the rest of the application. If you answered no to any of the above questions we are sorry to inform you that the position has already been filled. Please toss thi

Apples And Wine
Apples and Wine Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt, boo hoo! Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground, that aren't as good, but easy....... The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right Man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. So keep your dignity and self-respect and wait for the right MAN to arrive and sweep you right off your feet!! Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked! It's never too late to respect yourself. Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes and it's up to the women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with; hence: fine wine.

A-p-p-l-e Spells Shit (the Brando Could Have Told Me That)
Well it looks like it continues for me. After last weeks little escapade at the Apple store. I got on the phone with Apple tech support. I told the guy Viviek(the first time I called I got Julie from TX. But this time out sourcing strikes again Vivek I believe was in India) about what happened at the Apple store. So he start to take me to the steps to restore my iPod I tell him the problem and said that the tech at the store told me to send it in, But he didn't hear me the 3 times I said it. he told me to hit restore on iTunes ..like magically it will work because he told me to do it....and you never guess what happened...go on guess. Give up?? IT DIDNT WORK!!!! So he has me go in the driver manager and uninstall the iPod and reconnect it...he assured me that "this always works" so I follow all the steps and restart my computer.. go and restore and .........it doesn't work...by now I fell a strong dislike for Vivek. So he tell me now "he knows what the problem is" and we look in the co

Applebottom Girls Are Goin Bye Bye
OK LADIES AND GENLTE FOLKS SOME OF YOU ALL KNOW ME AS THE...oppps sorry fro yelling. any who im goin to get ride of the applebottom girls and im startn a whole new click. in short more info will be comeing about the new group, the regulations, and requierments to be a member. trust me you will luve it....SHOCK TROOPERS RULE THE STREETS.

Apple's Os Edge A Threat To Microsoft
A recent upgrade to the Mac operating system moves Apple closer to challenging Microsoft for overall computing dominance, even in the corporate market by Gary Morgenthaler The 20-year death grip that Microsoft has held on the core of computing is finally weakening—pried loose with just two fingers. With one finger you press "Control" and with the other you press "right arrow." Instantly you switch from a Macintosh operating system (OS) to a Microsoft Windows OS. Then, with another two-finger press, you switch back again. So as you edit family pictures, you might use Mac's iPhoto. And when you want to access your corporate e-mail, you can switch back instantly to Microsoft Exchange. This easy toggling on an Apple computer, enabled by a feature called Spaces, was but an interesting side note to last fall's upgrade of the Mac OS. But coupled with other recent developments, the stars are aligning in a very intriguing pattern. Apple's (AAPL) recent release of a tool kit for program

Application
Girlfriend Application Job Opening in Office of External Affairs Name: Age: City & State: Phone Number: Children: Yes or No Currently Employed? Yes or No Multiple Choice Arts/Entertainment 1 Literature a) I don't read much. b) I read as an escape. c) I read about subjects that interest me. d) I read so much for work/school that I have little motivation to read anything else. 2 Television a) I watch a lot of Nascar. b) Sports. c) I love American Idol. d) Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama, Adult Swim, etc... e) I watch PBS mainly. f) I don't watch much TV. g) I am without a television. 3 Classical Music a) I can hum a theme to a Beethoven piece. b) I can hum a theme to a Stravinsky piece. c) I can hum a tone row OR I can discern between an oboe and an english horn by sound alone. d) A symphony is with a bunch of people, right? 4 Other Music a) I listen to whatever is on the radio. b) I listen to whatever my friends are listening to. c) I like

Application To Date My Daughter
(REVOCABLE AT ANY TIME) NOTE - This application will be Incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor. 1. NAME:_____________________ DATE OF BIRTH: _______________ 2. HEIGHT:___________ WEIGHT: ______IQ: ________GPA: ______ 3. SOCIAL SECURITY #: ___________DRIVERS LICENSE #: _________ 4. BOY SCOUT RANK:_______________________________________ 5. HOME ADDRESS: ________________CITY: _________ ZIP ______ 6. Do you have one MALE and one FEMALE parent? Yes____ No_______ If NO, explain: ________________________________________________ 7. Number of years parents married: ___________ 8. DO YOU OWN A VAN? ____ A TRUCK WITH OVERSIZED TIRES OR CAMPER SHELL? ____ WATERBED? _____ MOTORCYCLE? _____ TATOO? ____ COLOR ALTERED HAIR? ___ (IF YES TO ANY PART OF #8, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY) 9. In 50 words or less, what does "Late" mean to yo

Apple Buys Chip Designer-forbes.com
BURLINGAME, CALIF. - Late Tuesday, in response to questions from Forbes.com, an Apple spokesman said Apple has agreed to buy a boutique microprocessor design company called PA Semi. The company, which is known for its design of sophisticated, low-power chips, could spell a new future for Apple's flagship iPhone, and possibly iPod products as well. The 150-person chip company, P.A. Semi, was founded in 2003 by Dan Dobberpuhl, who was a lead designer for the well-regarded Alpha and StrongARM microprocessors developed by Digital Equipment in the 1990s. "Apple buys smaller technology companies from time to time, and we generally do not comment on our purposes and plans," said Apple (nasdaq: AAPL - news - people ) spokesman Steve Dowling. He declined to comment on the value of the deal, which a person familiar with the deal suggested was done for $278 million in cash. Apple is due to announce its quarterly earnings Wednesday. The decision to center the iPhone design around a chi

Application For Permission To Date My Daughter
Application for Permission to Date My Daughter NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor. NAME______________________________________ DATE OF BIRTH______________ HEIGHT____________ WEIGHT_____________ IQ__________ GPA_____________ SOCIAL SECURITY #___________________ DRIVERS LICENSE #________________ BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES______________________________________________ HOME ADDRESS__________________________ CITY/STATE___________ ZIP_____ Do you have parents? ___Yes ___No If No, explain: _______________________________________________________________________ Number of years they have been married ________________________________ If less than your age, explain ________________________________________ _______________________________________________________________________ Do you own a van? _______________ A tr

Apple Pie Biscuits
Apple Pie Biscuits by Tami Rose click here for a larger view Nothing smells or tastes better than fresh apple pie right out of the oven. However, if you are like me and there just aren't enough hours in the day to focus on making homemade apple pie, then these apple biscuits are for you! Great for breakfast or dessert! What You Need 1 can Jumbo-sized biscuits 1 can apple pie filling Cinnamon or apple pie spice 1 cup confectioner's sugar 1-1 1/2 tbsp milk 1 sandwich bag scissors bowl What You Do Bake the biscuits as directed on the can. Let cool. Wash your hands and dry them. Create a "basket" in the center of each biscuit by pressing your finger down into the center. Gently press the inside dough into the bottom of the biscuit, reinforcing it so that the filling does not leak through the bottom. Fill each biscuit with pie filling and lightly dust with cinnamon or apple pie spice. Apple Pie Biscuits by Tami Rose click here

Application For Date
How many of you have been out there in the dating scene? All of us right! How many have gone out on those dates where it just went terribly wrong, or your date turned out to be some freak,stalker,mass murderer, or just was a cross dresser that liked the same sex. not that there is anything wrong with any of these. To each their own. How nice would it be to pre-screen your soon to be dates with an application. with all the information that would be on a normal job application. social security numbers, last the addresses, full name, referances, so on and so on etc. I think it would be great!! do a full background check on these prospective dates..just to make sure you will be safe for the night. giving you a piece of mind...not only that, if anything was to happen..you would have all the info. on that person and well. you could use this to your advantage. So since I have talked about this great idea to have an Application for date. I will make one. I will accept these application

Apple Ii
He tried to replay in his mind the meeting with this strange woman, to pull up from his memory file the way she looked at him when he took a bite of the apple: her animalistic cold eyes and a carnivorous smile that lifted the corners of her mouth in such a mysterious yet conspiratory way. He clearly remembered every second of that occurrence, her every gesture and sound, but any memory before that moment was completely erased from his brain, and no matter how hard he tried, he just could not recall where and under which circumstances he could have met her. He could hardly tell whether this was a dream or reality, having only the physical evidence of this event taking place to confirm the latter, so this amnesia was not surprising whatsoever. Whether or not it happened, he knew he wanted to see her again, to smell that exotic aroma of sandalwood and vanilla mixed in with some unknown to him spices, to have those wild eyes glare at him again, revealing the fire glowing deep inside. Howev

Application
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Apple Enchilada Dessert
INGREDIENTS 1 (21 ounce) can apple pie filling 6 (8 inch) flour tortillas 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon 1/3 cup margarine 1/2 cup white sugar 1/2 cup packed brown sugar 1/2 cup water DIRECTIONS Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Spoon fruit evenly onto all tortillas, sprinkle with cinnamon. Roll up tortillas and place seam side down on lightly greased 8x8 baking pan. Bring margarine, sugars and water to a boil in a medium sauce pan. Reduce heat and simmer, stirring constantly for 3 minutes. Pour sauce evenly over tortillas; sprinkle with extra cinnamon on top if desired. Bake in preheated oven for 20 minutes. Makes 6 large tortillas; may be cut in half to serve 12