October 6, 2007
I am the Perfect Boyfriend
Boyfriend Application
Name:
Age:
Hair Color:
Hair Style:
Eyes:
Birthday:
Zodiac:
Piercing/tattoos:
Why do you want to be my Boyfriend?
If I chose you to be my Boyfriend... what's the first thing you'd do with me or to me?
What are your hobbies?
How do you stay in shape?
Are you a top or bottom?
Do you fuss over looking good?
Which side of the bed do you prefer?
Do you do drugs and/or alcohol, if so what?
What's your favorite feature about me?
What is your best feature?
Why would you make a great Boyfriend?
How would you make me happy?
If I called you at 3 am & wanted to hang out because I was feeling lonely and bored what would you do?
It's my birthday. What would you do?
It's Christmas and I want more than one present. What do you do?
How would you show me that you really like me, in person?
Do you like the beach?
If we were to go out to a movie would we watch the movie?
Would you call me right after we saw each other to make sure I made it home alright?
How would you rate your kisses from 1-10?
Favorite body part on the opposite sex?
Do you have any reps (i.e.: heart breaker, player, slut)?
What would you do if...
1. I cried:
2. I said I love you:
3. I kissed you:
4. I touched your butt:
5. I was hospitalized:
6. I got in a fight and you were there:
7. I pissed you off:
It would not be fair, now that you totally want me, not to put up a girlfriend application. So here it is.
Girlfriend Application
Send a picture of yourself (preferably nude) here. A picture is worth a thousand words so try not to say much.
Disclaimer: I am not looking for a girlfriend, so consider me your Everest.
