Fubar Blog Posts 2

A Gentle Touch
A gentle brush of her fingers, Sending shivers down my spine. In the love I see in her eyes, Is a love that equals mine. She greets me with a smile, And leaves me with a kiss. If she were to ever leave me, I couldn't imagine what I'd miss. Maybe it's her touch, Or the way she makes me feel. But whatever it is, I'm head over heels.

A Gentle Place
A Gentle Place "A Gentle Place", is where I go To escape torment that is in life. A gentle place it is, although That shuts out the bitter strife. This gentle place is where I go One earth one heaven above to know I find myself searching above For my one and only love. Within this gentle place of mind Where I shall close my open dreams to unwind Where I shall close my eyes Using judgment is purely divine. Not fooled by a simple disguise In this gentle place of mine. Inside this place is very kind Being in love with you is really divine. I see you, oh, so clearly I give my heart sincerely Like a whisper from an angel true All I feel is the love of you. Your words are put in my soul to rest. It is then, at that very moment it is not a whim. I know all we went through, it will be blessed. You see I have asked; God has forgiven my sins. I feel your breath upon my skin And the sweet taste of your gentle kiss. I found myself lost within I f

A Gentle Heart
A GENTLE HEART She is an amazing sweet, loving, kind, gentle hearted friend who I appreciate and enjoy being around She is dedicated, loyal, hardworking, and is a joy to have as my friend someone precious I have found She is talented, expressive, and giving we have so much in common and think alike in so many ways She is a pleasure to spend time with, and the more I get to know her the more I smile through my days. She is outgoing, unselfish, and always has an encouraging word to say she is really wonderful to me She is beautiful, gorgeous, stunning with big brown eyes and has smile to light up a room for all to see She is precious and I value her and her friendship very highly and she knows she is loved and adored She is casual yet classy a lady in every way, and the highest respect and admiration is her reward. She enjoys the outdoors and sports too, and I can see her hanging out with the guys watching a game She also enjoys cooking and movies, a well rounded girl

Gentlemen Vs Jerks
SOME GUYS SEEM TO NOT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BEING A GENTLE MEN AND A JERK SMH IF U TRYNA GET MY ATTENTION U HAVE TO BE A GENTLEMEN DONT HIT ME UP TALKING ABOUT MY BREAST OR ANYTHING VULGAR THATS A INSTANT TURN OFF CAUSE BASICALLY THATS ALL U ABOUT FIRST EMPRESSIONS CAN MAKE AND BREAK A CONVERSATION. I KNOW THAT MY BOOBS ARE BIG I DONT NEED U TO TELL ME THAT HOW ABOUT TRY GETTING TO KNOW ME WITH A GREAT COMPLIMENT OR TELLING A JOKE I LIKE GUYS WHO ARE FUNNY AND OUTGOING AND NOT THIRSTY AND HORNY DONT HIT ME UP IF U HORNY U WONT GET A GREAT RESPONSE IM VERY SARCASTIC AND I MAY IGNORE U OR I MAY BE RUDE . DONT GET ME WRONG IM A VERY NICE PERSON BUT IM ALLERGIC TO ASSHOLES SO IF THATS YOU PLEASE DONT EVEN BOTHER AS FAR AS WHAT IM LOOKING FOR IM NOT LOOKING FOR ANYONE AT THIS TIME BUT IF THE RIGHT GENTLEMEN COMES MY WAY WITH THE RIGHT APPROACH I MAY GIVE U A CHANCE BUT PLEASE SAVE THE PERV BEHAVIOR TO URSELF ITS KINDA CREEPY WELL THATS IT FOR MY RANT TODAY SO FAR LOL BUT I JUS

A Gentle Kiss
Let us put aside the sex and love makesoft and gentle, for sensuality's sakethough our love is stronger than beforestill it leaves me always wanting moreLet us forget the dungeon going to bedForgetting Sire I am your love insteadLet us seek heaven within untold blissAnd let us start it with a gentle kiss Your gentle brow I do kiss , always wonderin' What I did to earn such a love as this , I know Not nor do I care , just always wanted you to be there, You opened my mind to new idea's , through all that you became my friend , my mentor my hero and my lover . Then you shared a word of wisdom , Don't turn your back on your heritage, be true to the blood , walk strait and hold your head up proud, and never let them pass you around . You have royal bloodline's close at hand don't get the spirits angry , cause they know the Great I Am .

A Gentle Word
Here is one for you...A gentle word like a spark of light,Illuminates my soulAnd as each sound goes deeper,It's YOU that makes me wholeThere is no corner, no dark place,YOUR LOVE cannot fillAnd if the world starts causing waves,It's your devotion that makes them stillAnd yes you always speak to me,In sweet honesty and truthYour caring heart keeps out the rain,YOUR LOVE, the ultimate roof

Genuine Medical Anecdotes
A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs, and I was in the wrong one. Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Antonio, TX At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. "Big breaths," I instructed. "Yes, they used to be," remorsed the patient. Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a "massive internal fart." Dr. Susan Steinberg, Manitoba, Canada I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the patient twenty feet from the chart and began, "Cover your right eye with

Genuine People!!
ONLY BEEN HERE FOR A SHORT TIME.I have witnessed some real ignorant shitbags on here and to you I say GET A LIFE. There are people on here that use this as an escape or just a way to have a little fun and meet people online. So for all you righteous folks who like to slam and repremand young woman who are expressing themselves and are confident with there bodies. Leave them alone and look in the mirror. Cause nobody is perfect and by spreading hate you just add to societys pile of shit. Be nice and love people. Smiles are free. Evilnix

Genuflect
ENTRAPMENT, NO OPTION BLEATING GOATS ARE WE I WAS RAISED IN HELL YOU'LL NEVER BURN ME SEARING PAIN, SO FAST LIKE A NUCLEAR BLAST THAT PENETRATES THROUGH RIPE FRUIT BECOMES BRUISED I GO TO MY CORNER IMPATIENTLY WAITING FOR THE NEW WORLD ORDER OUR ASHES DISSAPATING AS THE STREETS FILL WITH BLOOD PROVERBIAL TEXAS FLOOD DISSAPPROVE NOT, FOR TOGETHER, WE WILL ROT 'HE' SEES IT ALL KNOWING I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG 'HE' WON'T LET YOU FALL ALONE, YOUR WILL DONE CRASHING INTO A FLAMING BRICK WALL ARTERIES SEVERED SUPERCEDING ARGUING ENDINGS STILL CLINGING IN LIFE BELIEVING BLACK ANGELS SINGING IN THE KEY OF DEATH ABSORPTION OFFERING ...SCATTERING...SCREAMING... ...WHAT, NOW? WE BEGIN KNEELING?

Genuine Exsistance
Searching for a genuine existence I'm starting to wonder if I missed it A life with a purpose Something deeper that just what is on the surface I used to trust my sense of direction But I got blinded by deception Waiting for something worth while Who knows, maybe I am just in denial Sometimes none of this seems real Including the way I feel Questions with no answers Wondering if I should just give up on my desires Head barely above water My strength starting to falter Screaming but does anybody hear this Starting to believe I will never find a genuine existence

A Genuine Lesson In Ethics.
A genuine lesson in ethics. Body: 1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. 2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. 3. There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman...neither works. 4. Never miss a good chance to shut up. 5. Always drink upstream from the herd. 6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. 7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. 8. There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence. 9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. 10. If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. 11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. 12. AND FINALLY: After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him .

Genuine Satisfaction
A quality life is about much more than merely accumulating a lot of stuff. A quality life is about much more than impressing others with how clever or fashionable you are. Real fulfillment comes from making a positive difference in the world. A life of richness comes from focusing not on how much you can grab, but on the original, valuable and lasting things you can create. When you choose to compromise your most deeply held values, anything you gain by doing so will be of no real use to you. If you must betray the unique person you are in order to feed your appetite for fleeting pleasures, you have dealt yourself a tragic loss. On the surface, virtue and restraint may seem to be dry, boring and old fashioned. Yet they can bring a depth of richness to life that cannot be attained in any other way. The joy of opening gifts on Christmas morning becomes a meaningless chore if you've been immediately satisfying every whim all year long. The delight of enjoying a gourmet meal loses

Genuine Alligator Shoes I
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!" The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!" Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She took aim, killed the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper w

Genuine Finnish Kebeb...
I had pasta with cheese and tomatosauce for lunch. Actually, I eat pasta quite much, almost everyday. Once I was asked, what is the typical Finnish food, I couldn’t answer. The pasta with cheese and tomato didn’t sound the right answer, even if it was the truth. Because, there’s no real Finnish food, or they are very few. We like to mix different traditions around the world. In Finland, there’s a fast food chain, which has an advertisement saying “genuine Finnish kebab” (which is the title of this post aswell). But I think no one denies, that kebab is a part of Finnish cuisine. It’s extremely popular, and there’s a kebab kiosk on every corner. They say sausages are traditional Finnish food. Or at least the advertisers say. Which is quite paradoxal, because Finnish sausages doesn’t taste that good. They include too much flour, and too little meat. Compared to German, Polish, or Hungarian sausages, Finnish products are quite modest. Well, maybe the traditional “black” sausage th

Genuine: A Poem
Final Draft Genuine by Jason W. Roberts December 10, 2008 A crash through the snow, A slip on the ice, O’ how I pray, For a winter day that’s nice, Grabbing some presents, And also stocking stuffings, For those little kids, Who would treat it as nothing, Keeping my dates, Watching my time, But that thing on my list, It just slipped my mind, The traffic is snarled, The lines are jammed, I’m late for work twice, I’m going to get slammed, Extra party snacks, Even more cake flour, Had no time yesterday, Thank God for stores 24 hours, Candy canes, And Mistletoe, What else we need, How should I know, The lights are strung, But the bulbs are blown, I ask my helper to help, She snaps “get your own”, I told her to pipe down, She yells, “talk to me right,” I clinched my fist, She grabbed a knife, I walked off in a rush, She screamed in anger, A solid jab to the wall, Knocking off our family picture, Exceeding frustrations, Needing t

Genuine Australian Ugg Boots
Ugg boots were said to have been made in the 1960's by the Australians and were used by Australian surfers in the sixties to warm their feet after they got out of the cold water. Some say ugg boots outlet were made much before that and were used by pilots during World War 1 and were called fugs back then. Whatever the case, ugg outlet online are known to be the best shoes to keep a person's feet warm in any condition. Made from the sheepskin, ugg boots cheap have insulative properties like no other boots. The wool of the sheep is lined on the inside of the boots in order to keep them warm and comfy. At first the ugg boots seemed a little old fashioned and ugly looking for a few. But the world realized how efficient these boots are in keeping ones feet warm and thus started using ugg boots more. Later on, when ugg boots were introduced in the United States, many celebrities started wearing them and started noticing how good looking the shoes actually were. Uggs were not only used to ke

Genx
This will be my 80's nostalgia blog. I hope you all comment and share your memories. I was born in Cherry Hill NJ in 1976. Judging by that date that made me a official member of Generation X! gen X is defined as being Born between 1965 and 1980. It is also called the ME generation. I will start with what i remember. I remember Halloween being cancelled because there were LSD tatoos and razor blades in the apples. I remember having a holly hobbie doll. I remember spending summers at Leigh Anns house and swimming in her pool. Playing with Cabbage patch kids(mine was Carlotta Clover) We would eat cold spaghettios and we had this peas an carrot gum. I had a raggedy ann record player that played 45s and I remember playing the Mc'ds song on the record theygave out...remember? I'd like a Big Mac, Mc BLT, A Quarter-Pounder with some cheese, Filet-O-Fish, A Hamburger, A Cheeseburger, A Happy Meal. McNuggets, Tasty Golden French Fries, Regular or Larger Size, And Salads: Chef or Gar

Gen X
I got a message asking what Gen X is... so I am reposting this! Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the eighties by Bryant Adkins published in The Reflector January 20, 1995 I am a child of the eighties. That is what I prefer to be called. The nineties can do without me. Grunge isn't here to stay, fashion is fickle and "Generation X" is a myth created by some over-40 writer trying to figure out why people wear flannel in the summer. When I got home from school, I played with my Atari 2600. I spent hours playing Pitfall or Combat or Breakout or Dodge'em Cars or Frogger. I never did beat Asteroids. Then I watched "Scooby Doo." Daphne was a Goddess, and I thought Shaggy was smoking something synthetic in the back of their psychedelic van. I hated Scrappy. I would sleep over at friends' houses on the weekends. We played army with G.I. Joe figures, and I set up galactic wars between Autobots and Decepticons. We stayed up half the night throwing marshmallows and

Gen X Superstar?
Last night I dreamed someone put together Gen X Superstar. The cast: Chris Cornell- JC, Billy Corgan-Judas, Tori Amos-Mary Magdalene, Trent Reznor-Annas, Peter Steele- Caiaphas, James Hetfield- Herod, Thom Yorke- Peter, Layne Staley- Simon Zealot, Maynard James Keenon- Pilate

Geocaching
So, I have been trying to find ways to get my mind off the stresses of work (which by the way is insane) and just life in general, so when my friend called and asked me to go geocaching with him, I reluctantly agreed, thinking how much fun can this be, lol. OMG, I think I am hooked, lol, it was so much fun. I don't know if it was the indiana jones feeling of figuring out where the treasure is and then actually finding it or the competitive nature that I have, trying to find it first, but what ever the case...it was a blast! If you have never done it before, I high recommend it.

The Geography Of Men And Women
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN: Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas. Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary. Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future. After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there. THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN: Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick.

Geography Of Women And Men......
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil. Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India - very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France -gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit. GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN... Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain - with a glorious and all conquering past. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel - has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada - self-preserving but open to meeting new people. After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wis! dom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there. GEOGRAPHY OF MEN........ B

The Geography Of Women
THE GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil. Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe , well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving but open to meeting new people. After 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages... only those with an adventurous spirit and a thir

Geographically Drawing Words
The better ways, in certain courses, uncertain, are found half-way… A way of the body, and a half-way of alacritous languor, like a half-closed end of a geography lesson in one of those shadowed lights, or perhaps they are luminous shadows, avidly fading over a map of skin spread on a floor that could well be bed, on the sand, of the waves of many seas… A certain half-way, rounded in the two slopes of the descent, rolled, always in the way those lights take along the shadows, of the hands in stance of shell – or already of dune, complex, sinuous molding of desires… And a way of mouth, and the half-way of a poem converging, read aloud, with the secret hushed in the course, certain, of the thighs, parted and yet so intimately close to the beginning of the chant unique and erect of the poet – as if the muse and him were learning, from each other, the shadowed lines of navigating lights, just for the pleasure of crossing the salt of duets not yet tasted, without really carin

Geography Of A Woman
GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa,half discovered, half wild,naturally beautiful with fertile soil. Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America,well developed and open to trade,especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India,very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France,gently aging but still warm and a desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia,lost the war and haunted by past mistakes. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia,very wide and borders are now unpatrolled. After 70, she becomes Tibet.Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages....only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there. GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran - ruled by a dick

Geography Of A Woman
GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa ; half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil. Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America; well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India; very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France; gently aging but still warm, and a desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain; with a glorious and all conquering past. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia; lost the war and haunted by past mistakes. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia; very wi de, and borders are now unpatrolled. After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages....only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there. GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN Between 1 and 70, a man i

Geography Of A Woman :
GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN : Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa , half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas . Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America , well-developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash . Between 31 and 35 she is like India , very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty . Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France - gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia , lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary. Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia , very wide and borders are un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away . Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia , with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future. After 70, they become Afghanistan . Almost everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there. THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN : Betw

Geography Lessons!
GEOGRAPHY LESSON PART 1- GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil. Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America , well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France , gently aging; but still warm and a desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain , with a glorious and all conquering past. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia , lost some wars, won some great battles but haunted by past mistakes, still very strong and proud. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia , very wide and borders are now largely un-patrolled. After 70, she becomes Tibet .. Off the beaten path, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...still desirable but only those with an adventurous spirit an

Geography Lesson
PART 1- GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil. Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America , well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France , gently aging; but still warm and a desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain , with a glorious and all conquering past. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia , lost some wars, won some great battles but haunted by past mistakes, still very strong and proud. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia , very wide and borders are now largely un-patrolled. After 70, she becomes Tibet .. Off the beaten path, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...still desirable but only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual

A Geographer's Dream
Once in a dream I drew the geography of your nakedness, my lips saturated with the fragrance of almond and lemon. I drew the estuaries and riverbeds in firm and robust red, slowly tracing your thighs with a paintbrush dipped in longitudes of sighs and latitudes of desires. The wild, iridescent blue of your oceanic eyes penetrated deeply into me like finely pressed fire of pure, crystalline wine, the flight of my hands crossing your soft, untarnished equator. In my feverish intoxication, I tasted the ghostly, undulating waves of your hair, my fingers tangled and lost in the dark forest of your night. Your body yielded light, honey, and infinity as I melted into the origins of your time, before ice, creation, and gods of tribes and cities. The nubile architecture of your hips held memories and secrets of silence, silence as shapeless and true as the limitless energy of zero. And as your gasp and ache shattered my dream, I now find only the charred remains of my map,

Geography Of Men And Women
GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil. Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Canada , well developed and open to trade. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India , very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France , gently aging; but still warm and a desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain , with a glorious and all conquering past. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia , lost some wars, won some great battles but haunted by past mistakes, still very strong and proud. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia , very wide and borders are now largely un-patrolled. After 70, she becomes Tibet . Off the beaten path, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...still desirable but only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge and true love, dare visit there.

Geography Of A Woman...(joke)
***THE GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN...*** > > **Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half** > **Discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with** > **Fertile soil.** > > **Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe , well** > **Developed and open to trade, especially for someone** > **With cash.** > > **Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India - very hot,** > **Relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.** > > **Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France -gently** > **Aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.** > > **Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain -** > **With a glorious and all conquering past.** > > **Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel - has been** > **Through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice,** > **Takes care of business.** > > **Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada -** > **Self-preserving but friendly and open to meeting new people.** > > **After 70, she becomes Tibet . Wildly beautiful, with a** > **My

The Geography Of Women & Men
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil. Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe , well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India - very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is l ike France -gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain - with a glorious and all conquering past. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel - has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada - self-preserving but open to meeting new people.. After 70, she becomes Tibet . Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there. GEOGRAPHY OF MEN Between 1 and

The Geography Of A Woman
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving but open to meeting new people. After 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there. THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MA

Geography Of A Woman
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa ; half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil. Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America; well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India; very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France; gently aging but still warm, and a desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain; with a glorious and all conquering past. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia; lost the war and haunted by past mistakes. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia; very wide, and borders are now unpatrolled. After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages....only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there. GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN Between 1 and 70, a man is like America - ruled by a dick

Geography Of Women & Men
Geography of a Woman Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving but open to meeting new people. After 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there. And for all of you men here it

Geography Lesson
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil. Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America , well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India , very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France , gently aging; but still warm and a desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain , with a glorious and all conquering past. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia , lost some wars, won some great battles but haunted by past mistakes, still very strong and proud. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia , very wide and borders are now largely un-patrolled.

Geo...george...jorhayyyy.
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Geography Of A Women
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe , well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain , very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece , gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain , with a glorious and all conquering past. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel , has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada , self-preserving, but open to meeting new people. After 70, she becomes Tibet , wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there. THE GEOGRAPHY OF A M

Geography Of A Woman
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half Discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe , well Developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain , very Hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece , gently Aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain , With a glorious and all conquering past. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel , has Been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, Takes care of business. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada , Self-preserving, but open to meeting new people. After 70, she becomes Tibet , wildly beautiful, With a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only Those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual Knowledge visit there. THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN Between 1 an

Geography
THE GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN Between 18 & 22, a woman is like Africa , half discovered, half wild, fertile & naturally beautiful! Between 23 & 29, a woman is like Europe , well developed & open to trade, especially for someone with cash. Between 30 & 40, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed & convinced of her own beauty. Between 40 & 50, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm & desirable place to visit. Between 50 & 60, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious & all conquering past. Between 60 and 70, a woman is like Israel, has been through war & doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business. Between 70 & 75, a woman is like Canada , self-preserving but open to meeting new people. After 75, she becomes Tibet , wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past & the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit & a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there. THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN Between 7 & 70, a m

Geography Lesson
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN (and MAN) Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa ; half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America , well developed, open to trade and mergers, especially for those with cash and property. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain , very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece , gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain , still enchanting with her glorious past fading gently behind. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel , has been through the war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada , self-preserving but open to meeting new people. After 70, she becomes like Tibet , wildly beautiful, with a mysterious

Geography Of A Woman
Geography of a Woman Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa ,half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America , well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India , very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France , gently aging; but still warm and a desirable place to visit.Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain , with a glorious and all conquering past.Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia , lost some wars, won some great battles but haunted by past mistakes, still very strong and proud.Between 61 a nd 70, a woman is like Russia , very wide and borders are now largely un-patrolled. After 70, she becomes Tibet . Off the beaten path, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...still desirable but only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge an

Geography Of A Woman And A Man.
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa - half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe -well-developed and open to trade, especially for something of real value. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain - very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece & gently aging, but still a warm and desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all-conquering past... Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel - has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada - cool, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people. After 70, she becomes Tibet - wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.... an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge. THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran - ruled by a couple of nuts.

The Geography Of A Woman
Here's how it goes... Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, fertile and Naturally beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain.Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece.Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel.She has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twic

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PEOPLE, tuning in is easy! There are many ways and they are all listed here. Just click HERE and your music player will open or a WINDOW WILL POP UP ASKING YOU WHAT PROGRAM YOU WANT TO USE. CHOOSE WHATEVER IS LISTED THERE, such as Winamp, Windows Media Player, iTunes, RealPlayer, Nero, or whatever other player you use for music files.Click above for the Darkside Radio homepage.Once on that page, TO TUNE IN SCROLL DOWN AND CLICK THE SKELETONS. 7.19.08Be Sure To Tune In !!!Rock out with Lord Genocyde:7:00 p.m. Central TimeClick above to DOWNLOAD THE DARKSIDE RADIO TOOLBAR which will make it EVEN EASIER to access the Darkside Radio stream.Brought to you also by:The Lady Misty Genocyde. Welcome to the softer side of insanity...Saturday shows feature interviews! Tonight we will be interviewing... Lady Misty and anyone else who wants to phone in. It can be about ANY subject at all. That's why we call it OPEN PHONE LINES. Lady Misty will have another wonderful recipe for you to share, as we

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PEOPLE, tuning in is easy! There are many ways and they are all listed here. Just click HERE and your music player will open or a WINDOW WILL POP UP ASKING YOU WHAT PROGRAM YOU WANT TO USE. CHOOSE WHATEVER IS LISTED THERE, such as Winamp, Windows Media Player, iTunes, RealPlayer, Nero, or whatever other player you use for music files.Click above for the Darkside Radio homepage.Once on that page, TO TUNE IN SCROLL DOWN AND CLICK THE SKELETONS. 7.24.08Be Sure To Tune In !!!Rock out with Lord Genocyde:7:00 p.m. Central TimeClick above to DOWNLOAD THE DARKSIDE RADIO TOOLBAR which will make it EVEN EASIER to access the Darkside Radio stream.Brought to you also by:The Lady Misty Genocyde. Welcome to the softer side of insanity...This show is ALL REQUEST Night and celebrates our inherent right to goof off! Lord Genocyde will regale you with weirder than weird news from Reuters' Oddly Enough as well as other strange and bizarre stories, facts, and footnotes as researched by Lady Genocyde! So

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Specific data taken from L. Franks Baun's original book "The Wonderful Land of Oz" (1900). The power and alliance history of Oz has four segments; Pre-Wizard, Pre-Dorothy, Post- WW of East, and Post- WW of West. Pre-Wizard: In the beginning power in the Land of Oz was distributed in a bi-polar fashion; there are the Wicked Witches of the East & West versus the Good Witches of North & South. This balance of power would have remained undisturbed and in parity for as long as the witches chose. Then the first visitor from the outside world, Oscar Zoroaster Phadrig Isaac Norman Henkle Emmanuel Ambroise Diggs, arrives by hot air balloon bringing an end to the old status quo. This new being ushers in the next phase of history for Oz. Pre-Dorothy: The inhabitances of Oz know that only beings of great power, i.e. the Witches, move by air and since the new arrival is a man assume him to be a powerful wizard. A person can imagine the reaction and fear within the two camps, anot

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A Georgia State Trooper pulled a car over on I-95 about 2 miles >>south of the Georgia/South Carolina state line. When the Trooper >>asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver answered that he >>was a magician and a juggler and he was on his way to Savannah to >>do a show that night at the Shrine Circus and didn't want to be >>late. >> >> The Trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and >>if the driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't >>give him a ticket. >> >> The driver told the Trooper that he had sent all of his >>equipment on ahead and didn't have anything to juggle. >> >> The Trooper told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his >>patrol car and asked if he could juggle them. >> >>The juggler stated that he could, so the Trooper got three flares, >>lit them and handed them to the juggler. >> >>While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind >>the >>patrol car. A drunk good-old-boy, fro

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George
A man died in a horrible fire. The mortician thought it was George, but the body was so badly burned that somebody would need to make a positive identification. That task fell to George's two friends, Joe and Al. Joe: "He's burnt pretty bad, all right. Roll him over." Joe looked at the dead man's buttocks and said, "Nope, that ain't George." Thinking the incident strange, the mortician straightened up the body and said nothing. He brought in Al. Al: "Wow, he's burnt to a crisp. Roll him over." Again, "Nope, that ain't George." Mortician: "How can you tell?" Al: "George had two assholes." Mortician: "What? How could he have two assholes?" Al: "Everybody knew George had two assholes. Whenever the three of us would go into town you'd hear people say, "Here comes George with those two assholes!"

George W Bush Resume'
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New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days . . . mowing my lawn. New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Trout? New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're a dope. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men. New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay, we're done. New Rule: There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but without that watery taste. Sorry,

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George Carlin (absolutely Brilliant)
George Carlin (Absolutely Brilliant) IF YOU DON'T READ THIS TO THE VERY END, YOU HAVE LOST A DAY IN YOUR LIFE. AND WHEN YOU HAVE FINISHED, DO AS I AM DOING AND SEND IT ON. George Carlin's Views on Aging Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. "How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key. You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. "How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16!" You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life . . you become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony . . YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!! But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw

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George Carlin's New Rules for 2007 New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just forweddings. Now it's for babies and new homes, graduations, and releases from jail. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people version of looting. New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for Classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days: mowing my lawn. New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot,blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: LUCKY BASTARDS. New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards,you're gay. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men. New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's

George Carlin's New Rules For 2007
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George Washington 1789 (excerpts)
No people can be bound to acknowledge and adore the Invisible Hand which conducts the affairs of men more than those of the United States. Every step by which they have advanced to the character of an independent nation seems to have been distinguished by some token of providential agency no local prejudices or attachments, no separate views nor party animosities, will misdirect the comprehensive and equal eye which ought to watch over this great assemblage of communities and interests, the foundation of our national policy will be laid in the pure and immutable principles of private morality, and the preeminence of free government be exemplified by all the attributes which can win the affections of its citizens and command the respect of the world. Instead of undertaking particular recommendations on this subject, in which I could be guided by no lights derived from official opportunities, I shall again give way to my entire confidence in your discernment and pursuit of the public

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George Carlin
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New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them. New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're a dope. When you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're just pictures of men. New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows... If you have two of them? Okay, we're happy. New Rule: There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That's your flavored water. New Rule: The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the jerk. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a "decaf grande half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, ginger

George Carlin's New Rules For 2007
New Rule No 1=: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of The football team is doing these days--mowing my lawn. New Rule No 2=: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Trout? New Rule No 3=: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: lucky bastards. New Rule No 4=: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're a dope. If y ou're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men. New Rule No 5: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your

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Those who know me well, know that I love American History and love reminding people of the reasons our amazing nation exists today. As I have watched the news reports roll in this "Holiday Season" about how religious liberties once held dear to previous generations are more curtailed than ever in the public arena; as I consider the Louisiana State Legislator's unanimous adoption of two resolutions demanding the United States Congress pass a law forbidding the US Court System from even hearing "religious" cases, I am reminded of something our First President said: In his Farewell Address, George Washington referred to religion and morality as the "great pillars of human happiness" and noted: "Whatever may be conceded to the influence of refined education on minds of peculiar structure, reason and experience both forbid us to expect that national morality can prevail in exclusion of religious principle."

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GEORGE CARLIN'S NEW RULES FOR 2007: New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people version of looting. New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days -- mowing my lawn. New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Lobster? New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: "Lucky bas

George Lopez!
"The thing that we need to do is we need to get a better sometimes we leave our kids with our grandparents and ya know Mexican grandparents aren't always in the best shape, Phsyically. They're all gordo "Hey you kids, get over here!" They dont even move. Todo gordo. They just sit down "hey kids hey be where i can see you" What kind of fuckin babysittin is that. "Wheres your brother?" "He's in the yard." "Tell him to come over where i can see him." We gotta teach our kids how to answer the phone because ya know what i didnt answer the phone till i was already 14, my grandma didnt even let me near the phone. It would ring "hey get the fuck away from the phone, ya gonna pay the bills cabron then get away." "I wanna answer 'Hello'." "Mera Mr. Hello, say that again 'Hello.'" Ya know my uncle had a heart attack and the only two kids that were around were 6 year olds. So my uncle was layin on the couch and he's holding his chest and he's going "ay ay ay" and the kids are laughing "look at d

George Remains Good At Being Bad
Something I read online today brought a memory from about 25 years ago and I thought I would share it with you... Back in 1981 I was lucky enough to spend an early afternoon drinking beer and shooting the breeze with a friend in his Dad's bar/pool parlor. Mike needed to talk with his dad about something, and although the bar really was not opening until 6PM, we went inside. The small name local band who was to play that night was rehearsing their gig for that evening and there was one guy shooting some pool on one of the tables near the back. While waiting for Mike while he met with his dad in the office, I idled my time by helping myself to a glass of tap a beer and shooting a few racks of 9 Ball while the band played in the background. After a few minutes, the guy who had been shooting in the back came up to the bar and thinking I was the bartender,asked me for a beer. I told him I didn't work here, that Gary (Mike's dad) was in a meeting in the office. He looked sorta familiar

George Straight-they Call Me The Fireman (now Chuck You Know They Wrote This Song For You)
They call me the fireman Thats my name Makin my rounds all over town Puttin out old flames Well everybodyd like to have what Ive got I can cool em down while theyre smolderin hot Im the fireman Thats my name Last night they had a bad one a mile or two down the road Well my buddy walked out and left this woman burnin out of control Well I was down there in bout an hour or so With a little mouth to mouth she was ready to go Im the fireman thats my name They call me the fireman Thats my name Makin my rounds all over town puttin out all flames Well everybodyd like to have what Ive got I can cool em down while theyre smolderin hot Im the fireman thats my name...burn em up Ive got fire-engine red t-bird automobile In a minute or less I can be dressed fit to kill I work twenty-four on and twenty-four off When they get too hot, they just give me a call Im the fireman, thats my name They call me the fireman, thats my name Makin my rounds all over town puttin o

George Straight-where The Side Walk Ends
Where the sidewalk ends And the road begins We said good bye On a cold dark night Im not afraid to go You bet Im not Where the sidewalk ends You left a lot Some people leave And never come back Some stay in touch Some loose track Your mind kept sayin Come on lets go You started learnin What you dont need to know Where the sidewalk ends And the road begins Ill wait for you In the cold dark night You might come back You had to go Where the sidewalk ends Ill never know Hide from the future Run from the past I guess Ill stay here As long as I can last Whistle still blowin But the train is gone Aint no wheels Gonna take me from my home Where the sidewalk ends And the road begins We said good bye On a cold dark night Im not afraid to go You bet Im not Where the sidewalk ends You left a lot Im not afraid to go You bet Im not Where the sidewalk ends You left a lot Where the sidewalk ends And the road begins We said good bye On a cold dark night I

George Strait - Baby Your Baby Lyrics
All you know it all lovers better heed some advice, If you're bad to your baby, you'd better think twice. Love don't come easy, love ain't blind. You've got to show her you love her, morning and night, Be there for her just to make things right. Make her believe till there ain't a doubt in her mind. [Chorus:] Better baby your baby with a love that's strong, Hold her and tell her you'll never do wrong. Better baby your Baby, 'cause if you don't One day your baby'll be gone. Don't let her get lonely, don't make her cry, Don't take her for granted, don't tell her a lie. Bring her red roses when she's blue. Give her the best of what you've got to give, You'll be together as long as you live, Better baby your Baby, she'll baby you.

George Carlin On Aging
Good morning and a happy Friday to all! This is a good one to read now and then ------- George Carlin ( Absolutely Brilliant ) IF YOU DON'T READ THIS TO THE VERY END, YOU HAVE LOST A DAY IN YOUR LIFE. AND WHEN YOU HAVE FINISHED, DO AS I AM DOING AND SEND IT ON. George Carlin's Views on Aging Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. "How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. "How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16!" You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life . . . you become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony . YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!! But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there?

George Does It Again
New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days -- mowing my lawn. New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Lobster? New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot , blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: "Lucky" New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: Do you have two of them? Okay, we're done. New Rule: There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is call

George Carlins Rules For 2007
George Carlin's new rules for 2007 New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days--mowing my lawn. New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Trout? New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: lucky bastards. New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're a dope. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men. New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your ey

George Straight-it Just Comes Natural
It Just Comes Natural Sun shines, Clouds rain Train Whistles blow and Guitars Play Preachers Preach, Framers Plow Wishes go up and the World goes round And I love you, It just come Natural It just comes Natural Seasons Change Rivers Wind Tumble Weeds roll and the Stars shine Wind Howls, dawn breaks Cowboys riding' time slips away And I love you, It just come Natural It's what I was born to do Don't have to think it through Baby, it's so easy loving you It just come Natural It's what I was born to do Don't have to think it Through Baby it's so easy loving you Fire burns Waves Crash Seeds grow and good things last Ships sail Dreams fly Night falls and Full moons rise And I love you, It just come Natural And I love you, It just come Natural It just come Natural It just come Natural

George W. Bush The Worst President Ever
SPIEGEL poll: Is George W. Bush the worst president [sic] ever of the US? Yes, 9299 82.67%; No, 881 7.83%; Do not know, 1068 9.50%; Total votes: 11248 [Poll snapshot: 25.01.2007, 09.16 Uhr] http://www1.spiegel.de/active/vote/fcgi/vote.fcgi?voteid=4140

George Carlins Solution To The Gas Shortage
George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline. Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down. Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq . Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Prob

George Carlin's Rules For 2007
Body: New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days -- mowing my lawn. New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Trout? New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: lucky bastards. New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're a dope. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men. New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: do you have

George Carlin's New Rules
Subject: New Rules George Carlin's new rules New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for Classmates.com! There's reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days: he's mowing my lawn. New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Trout? New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: lucky bastards. New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're gay. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men. New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Her

George
silver grey shimmered in the sun the old man laughing as the warmth kisses his skin he remembers what it was to be young, again. his ears seem to hear every single sound out here yet back inside, he can never hear those pesky nurses; someone calls his name- it's her. she was the one back then. so beautiful. he remembers meeting down at smiths pond, behind the railroad tracks. that's where he received the best gift of his life; her kisses were like honeysuckle to his tongue. but she's gone now, passed away a few years ago, it was just her time. he never did get to say goodbye. laughter- who's that laughing? oh, it was just jane and michael. there was so much wonderment in watching his two children grow up- but reality is harsh when you haven't seen either of them in atleast five years. a sadness overcomes his mind. why is he here? stuck at this place where no one comes to see him but the blue birds on a warm sunday morning. he missed his wife. she was his best

George Bush1 And His Demon Son
The world seems so mis fortunate isolated by visions created by men building towers to control there own vision which leaves us in a conformity of dwelling in others immediate negative attention

George Carlin Has A Two Fold Answer Again
Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down. Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq . Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved.

George Carlin New Rules For 2007
New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days -- mowing my lawn. New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Lobster? New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: "Lucky bastards." New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're a dope. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men. New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: Do you have two of them?

The George Carlin Solution
George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline: Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down. Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, with out the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem s

~~george Carlin's New Rules For 2007~~
New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days--mowing my lawn. New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Trout? New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: lucky bastards. New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're a dope. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men. New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay,

George Carlin On Religion
GEORGE CARLIN ON RELIGION The Ultimate Bullshit In the Bullshit Department, a businessman can't hold a candle to a clergyman. 'Cause I gotta tell you the truth, folks. When it comes to bullshit, big-time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, religion. No contest. No contest. Religion. Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time! But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! H

George Bush No Longer A Miserable Failure
At least thats what Google not says. Google removed the link to the white house page of GW Bush recently as the number one hit for the search "Miserable Failure" They have also undone a few other Google bombs such as the one that was making the site for the movie "Super Size Me" win for the term "McDonald's" This looks like a crack down on Google bombing in general. Also the White House has changed the URL for the target link from: http://www.whitehouse.gov/president/gwbbio.html The old link redirects here: http://www.whitehouse.gov/president/ I used to think that the people at Google have a sense of humor. This change seems to have a human hand to it. It was good while it lasted. However they still keep the term "leave" results as Disney.com Most porno sites link their "Leave" button on their splash page to Disney.com. So it looks like they don't have this feature fully fleshed out just yet. In case you don't know what all this Google bombing stuff is about, I have it ex

George Carlin's Rules To Live By...
New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days: mowing my lawn. New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Trout? New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: lucky bastards. New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're a retard. When you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. When you're a grown man, they're pictures of men. New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: do you have two of

George Carlin's Solution To Save Gasoline
Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down. Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq . Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved.

Georgia!! Your Chance To Make A Difference!!
ACTION ALERT: 1) FIND YOUR DISTRICT 2) WRITE YOUR HOUSE REPRESENATIVE and tell them to support S.B. 16 supporting tougher penalties for animal fighting. Georgia State Senate Unanimously Approves Tougher Penalties for Animal Fighting March 2, 2007 ATLANTA – The Humane Society of The United States today commended Georgia's 54 state senators for unanimously passing a bill strengthening the state's existing weak animal fighting law. Introduced by Sen. Chip Rogers (R-Woodstock), the Dog Fighting Act, S.B.16, will close current loopholes and make it much tougher for animal fighting to flourish in Georgia. It would ensure people caught in raids on dog fighting pits would not escape prosecution, including those betting on the fights and those awaiting their dogs' turn in the pit. Georgia is the only state in the nation where it is currently legal to both attend a dog fight and to possess or breed dogs with the intent to fight. "The HSUS thanks Senator Ro

George Russell Weller...
This one is basically for my fellow wesside ridahz (since the story prolly was mainly heard here in Cali) but it applies to this entire 'Think about it...' blog in a huge way ~ it's just another example of how 'We' are taught not to question this weak ass government, its states, their offices and fictitious agencies - so here go yo~ George Russell Weller~ Ok, in 2004, George Weller an 86 yr. old senior (at the time) accidently drove through the Farmers Market in Santa Monica, Ca. killing 10 people and injuring 63 more. Mr. Weller is now in criminal court facing 18 yrs. for 10 counts of manslaughter. It occurs to me, that the State should be fully responsible for this accident... Why? because the State failed and continues to fail by not giving seniors a rigorous enough test for renewing their licenses through the DMV. All the State requires is the passing of the written and eye exams for most seniors. Mr. Weller suffers from arthritis and as a result, takes medication that

Georgetown Won
First GW Lost in the 1st round Now Maryland lost but through it all I knew Georgetown would win they are too bad ass and got that killer instinct I like the black and silver Most people watch it cause there is so much good stuff..like games going into overtime, their favorite teams, and gambling some dudes love to gamble..i don't cause i don't have the parlee to do it. parlee meaning loose cash to toss around but go hoyas..i got them all the way to the final four. ~Timmy~

George W Bush
You know, This is really annoying the hell out of me. Why is it that we elect people to office only to have them force their ideals and agenda on the country instead of doing what the American people want? Isn't that the whole purpose of democracy? We are now entering year 5 of the Iraq war and what has come of it? That is right, absolutely nothing. George W Bush is nothing but a war monger. He thinks if we impose "OUR" ideals on Iraq, that It will make this country safer. How exactly does that work? Democracy will not and does not cure the insane. Want proof? Go to wikipedia.com and type in Oklahoma City Bombing. No form of government will control revolt. The Islamic religion will never change and that is what is causing these people to react, not how they live under a set of rules. People have their own brains and decide their destiny. W....If you want this country to be safer....there is only one solution. That is bring the troops that are supposed to be defend

George Carlin's New Rules For 2007:
> > GEORGE CARLIN'S NEW RULES FOR 2007: > > New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it > used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and > graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other > people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people version > of looting. > > > > New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for > classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. > Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what > the captain of the football team is doing these days -- mowing my lawn. > > New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to > you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked > that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost > less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Lobster? > > > > New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have > sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damage

George Carlin's Rules For 2007
New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days . . . mowing my lawn. New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Trout? New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: lucky bastards. New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're a dope. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men. New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: do you

George Bush
A question appeared on my computer screen. "Do you like George Bush?" I dunno George Bush. He doesn't run in my circle of friends. I don't like his brand of politics. But I sure do love his family's canned beans... Bush Beans is mighty tastey. But I can't comment on George personally. Never met the gentleman!

George Michael-fast Love
Looking for some inspiration Made my way into the night All that bullshit conversation Well baby can’t you read the signs? I won’t bore you with the details baby I don’t even want to waste your time Let’s just say that maybe You could help to ease my mind Baby, I ain’t Mr. Right Chorus: But if you’re looking for fastlove If that’s love in your eyes It’s more than enough Had some bad luck So fastlove is all that I’ve got on my mind What’s there to think about baby? Looking for some affirmation Made my way into the night My friends got their ladies They’re all having babies But I just want to have some fun I won’t bore you with the details baby I don’t even want to waste your time Let’s just say that maybe You could help to ease my mind Baby, I ain’t Mr. Right Chorus What’s there to think about baby? Get yourself some lessons in love In the absence of security I made my way into the night Stupid cupid keeps on calling the But I see nothing

George Strait-she Let Herself Go
(Kerry Kurt Phillips, Dean Dillon) He wondered how she'd take it When he said goodbye Thought she might do some cryin' Lose some sleep at night But he had no idea When he hit the road That without him in her life She'd let herself go. Chorus: Let herself go on a single's cruise To Vegas once, then to Honolulu Let herself go to New York City A week at the spa, Came back knocked-out pretty When he said he didn't love her no more She let herself go. She poured her heart and soul into their three-bedroom ranch Spent her days raisin' babies, ironin' his pants Came home one day from the grocery store And found his note And without him there to stop her She let herself go. Let herself go on her first blind date Had the time of her life With some friends at the lake Let herself go buy a brand new car Drove down to the beach He always said was too far Sand sure felt good between her toes. Chorus: She let herself go on a single's cruise To Vegas once, th

George Carlin
"Catholic - which I was until I reached the age of reason." - George Carlin (It also applies to me.) "Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man...living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these 10 things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever, 'til the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you. He loves you and he needs money!" - George Carlin

George Bush
One night George Bush was tossing restlessly in his white house bed. He awakened to see George Washington standing by him. Bush asks him George Washington whats the best thing to help the country? George Washington said set an honest and honerable example, just as I did, Washington fades away. The next night Bush was stirring and sees the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom. Bush calls out Tom wait. Bush asks what I can do to help the country? Tom replies respect the constitution, as I did, Jefferson says and fades away. The third night Bush was stirring and he sees the ghost of FDR hovering over his bed. Bush whispers Franklin whats the best thing that I can do for the country? FDR replies help the less fortunate as I did, and fades into the mist. Bush isnt sleeping well the fourth night and sees a figure in the darkness, its the ghost of Abe Lincoln. Bush pleads, Abe whats the best thing I can do for the country? Lincoln replies, go see a play

George Michael And Brittany's Outide Video
Pierce@ CherryTAP Its me above. Updating Brittany's blog. She will be back on Friday and back on Cherrytap to answer all your comments and questions. I just posted the same thing on my blog I found it! I have been wondering which video Brittany did with George Michael for some time. I thought it was the video called Amazing. But I found out it was the video called Outside. The behind the scenes story on this was this happened right after George was arrested in West Hollywood for Indecent Exposure. Brittany appears as in several scenes at making out in the van, in the pool she the blonde, and making out in the office. Brittany had told me she wanted to be in the elevator with George but the director was afraid that Brittany might end up raping him. And she really would of. Have to post this on Brittany's Cherry tap site now. Enjoy!!

Georges Newest Spin- Yet Hes The One Controlling All The Nukes!
News From Marrs George W. Bush is a Victim of Mind Control. Hermes - 2005-07-19 The article below is simply input, food for thought. It was sent to me by a visitor to the website. The author has used a psuedonym to avoid problems with the government. His real name is known to me and I have every reason to believe he knows what he is talking about. Jim George W. Bush is a Victim of Mind Control. by Hermes Having at one point had the unique opportunity of living with and deprogramming a victim of US government mind control and Satanic Ritual Abuse (SRA), I can only come to one conclusion regarding our current President. George W. Bush is "suffering" from what is called "Structured Dissociative Identity Disorder (SDID)", or mind control. This is not to be confused with regular Dissociative Identity Disorder (DID), formerly known as Multiple Personality Disorder which is the minds natural reaction to severe childhood trauma. Among other things, this would explain why

George Carlin, Pt. 4
"I got into an argument this morning with my Rice Krispies. I distinctly heard, 'Snap, crackle, fuck him'. I don't know which one of them said it, I was reaching for the artificial sweetner, and was not looking directly into the bowl. Well, I told them, you can all just sit right there in the milk! As far as I'm concerned, you can all just sit in the milk! Until I find out, which one of you said it! Little mass punishment for my breakfast food. The idea is to turn them against one another."

George
YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN by: George Carlin I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican! I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way! I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American. I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything. I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English. I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to. My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer. I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it. I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neith

George Carlin's New Rules For 2006
i think this could be for this year.... New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days: mowing my lawn. New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Trout? New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: lucky bastards. New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're a dope. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men. New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care abo

George Does It Again!
George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down. Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem s

George Carlin Live In 2 Days!
Hellz ya Friday May 4th, ONLY 2 FUCKIN DAYS AWAY ILL BE SITTING IN MY FRONT ROW BALCONY SEAT WITH A NICE COLD BEER ENJOYING MY FAVORITE COMEDIAN AND IDOL GEORGE CARLIN LIVE! not an event to miss!

George Carlin Live Tomorrow!
as you can tell with all the blogs ive posted regarding this show I CANT FUCKING WAIT! i finally get to see the funniest comic and MY idol live! if u ask me more people should look up to george carlin if u listen to his material ull know he really knows what the hell hes talking about, hes a great role modle for kids, better then any of these athlets and or rappers and pop stars! anyways im excited i cant wait!

George Carlin's New Rules For 2007!!
GEORGE CARLIN'S NEW RULES FOR 2007: > > New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! >There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't >particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the >football team is doing these days -- mowing my lawn. > >New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless >you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was >found >in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you >expect >it to contain? Lobster? > > New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, >blonde >teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these >kids: >'Lucky bastards.' > > New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, >you're >a dope. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. >If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men. > > New Rule: Ladies, leave your

George Carlin Show Review
GEORGE CARLIN show WAS fucking amazinglly funny as hell! dam at 69 years old Carlin still managing to be funnyer then EVERY comic out today! dont get me wrong i like Lewis Black and Dane cook but compaired to CARLIN these guys arnt shit! he was great live, had another comic open wich was pritty funny, Nick something see carlin was soo good i cant even rember the opieining comics last name... i got a cool shirt and poster of 2,000 Offensive words and Phrases compiled by the Genious himself George Carlin (no the shirt doesnt say genious i just added that cuz its true!) Carlin covered many things such as our "god given" rights..told some great offensive jokes wich im sure i will be shareing with you all...but the best was how he makes fun of and puts down these religous people and god..(we all know how anti religous i am so i cant help but love that material!) oh and all these jokes and material he had was all NEW no old stuff, woulda been good to hear soem classics but this new stuff

George Anderson Aka The Faggot
Hey guys I wanted to warn you about an asshole I know named George Anderson. He is nothing but a backstaber who pretends to be their friend then does his best to split people up when two people are in love. He's a faggot and spends most of his time in the Gay chatrooms thinking he's gonna meet the man of his dreams someday. He spreads rumors about people that are totally untrue and he has no respect for people. He acts like he is in charge all the time and when people confront him about the lies he says he only lies to cover his ass. My best advice if you ever meet this guy is not to trust him ever. The Shadow Hawk

George Carlins On Life
George Carlin (Absolutely Brilliant) IF YOU DON'T READ THIS TO THE VERY END, YOU HAVE LOST A DAY IN YOUR LIFE. George Carlin's View on Aging Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. "How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key. You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. "How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16!" You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life . . You become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony . . YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!! But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's

George Carlin's Solution To Save Gasoline
George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop Using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down. Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. P

George
Church Gossip Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose in to other people's business. Several members did not approve of her extra curricular activities, but feared her en ough to maintain their silence. She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon. She emphatically told George (and several others) that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing. George, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny... he said nothing. Later that evening, George quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house... walked home... and left it there all night. You gotta love George.

George And Harriet
George and Harriet decided to celebrate their 25th Wedding Anniversary with a trip to Las Vegas. When they entered the hotel/casino and registered, a sweet young woman dressed in a very short skirt became very friendly. George brushed her off. Harriet objected, “George, that young woman was nice, and you were so rude.” “Harriet, she’s a prostitute.” “I don’t believe you. That sweet young thing?” “Let’s go up to our room and I’ll prove it.” In their room, George called down to the desk and asked for ‘Bambi’ to come to room 1217. “Now,” he said, “you hide in the bathroom with the door open just enough to hear us, OK?” Soon, there was a knock on the door. George opened it and Bambi walked in, swirling her hips provocatively. George asked, “How much do you charge?” “$125 basic rate, $100 tips for special services.” Even George was taken aback. “$125! I was thinking more in the range of $25.” Bambi laughed derisively. “You must really be a hick if you think you can buy sex for t

George Carlin's Solution To Gas And Immigration.
i love this guy. George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline: President Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down. Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq . Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway,

Georgia Cracker Salad
GEORGIA CRACKER SALAD ** Don't make this ahead of time, the crackers will get soggy ** 1 (4 ounce) package saltine crackers 1 large tomato, finely chopped 3 green onions, finely chopped 1/2 - 1 1/2 cup mayonnaise, to taste 1 hard-boiled egg, finely chopped salt fresh ground black pepper In a medium size bowl, coarsely crush the crackers with your hands- you should have big cracker pieces. Add the remaining ingredients, mix well, and serve immediately. Season, to taste, with salt and pepper.

George Carlin's New Rules For 2007
George Carlin's New Rules For 2007 New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com /classmates.com/> ! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 or 30 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days-he's mowing my lawn. New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out of a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Caviar? New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: lucky little bastards. New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're a dope. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men. New Rule: Lad

George Jones - Don't You Ever Get Tired Of Hurting Me
Written by Hank Cochran You make my eyes run over all the time You're happy when I'm out of my mind You don't love me, but you won't let me be Don't you ever get tired of hurtin' me (Chorus) You must think I look bad with a smile For you haven't let me wear one In such a long, long while Still I keep running back, why must this be Don't you ever get tired of hurtin' me (Repeat Chorus) (As performed by Ray Price, Later version) You make my eyes run over all the time You're happy when I'm out of my mind You don't love me, but you won't let me be Don't you ever get tired of hurtin' me (Chorus) You must think I look bad with a smile For you haven't let me wear one In such a long, long while Still I keep running back, why must this be Don't you ever get tired of hurtin' me Someone must have hurt you long ago But why take revenge on one who loves you so You don't need me, but you won't let me be Don't you ever get tired of hurtin' me (Repeat choru

George Carlin's Solution To Save Gasoline
George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use..... The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down..... Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border.... When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq .... Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military..... Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it..... After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country...... He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot...... This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves...... If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyw

George Bush Goes To The Doctor
George W. Bush went to see the doctor to get the results of his brain scan. The doctor said, "Mr. President, I have some bad news for you. First, we have discovered that your brain has two sides: the left side and the right side." Bush interrupted, "Well, that's normal, isn't it? I thought everybody had two sides to their brain?" The doctor replied, "That's true, Mr. President. But your brain is very unusual because on the left side there isn't anything right, while on the right side there isn't anything left."

George Carlin's Solution To Save Gasoline
I ripped this from Michele "Hard To handle" Raven's blog. Check her out, and show her some love! This old soldier sure appreciates her! George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use..... The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down..... Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border.... When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq .... Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military..... Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it..... After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country...... He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot...... This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the

George Bush
George W. Bush, Albert Einstein and Pablo Picasso have all died. Due to a glitch in the celestial time-space continuum, all three arrive at the Pearly Gates more or less simultaneously, even though their deaths have taken place decades apart. The first to present himself to Saint Peter is Einstein. Saint Peter says "Can you prove who you really are?" Einstein proceeds todescribe with arcane mathematics and symbols his general theory of relativity. Saint Peter is suitably impressed. "You really are Einstein! Welcome to heaven!" Just then Picasso arrives. Saint Peter asks for proof Picasso is Picasso who then proceeds to sketch out a truly stunning mural. Bulls, satyrs, nude women: he captures their essences with but a few strokes of the chalk. Saint Peter claps. "Surely you are the great artist you claim to be! Come on in!" The three are standing there as George W. Bush appears. Saint Peter says "Einstein and Picasso easily proved their identity. How can you prove yours?" George W

Georgia
So I spent the past 4 days in Georgia. Not impressed at all. I won't go into detail, because I'm sure it would piss some of you off lol, but it was a good experience for me work wise, and I am glad that I went.

George Carlin's
George Carlin's >New Rules For 2007 > > >New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a >reason >you don't talk to people for 25 or 30 years. Because you don't particularly >like them! Besid es, I already know what the captain of the football team >is >doing these days-he's mowing my lawn. > >New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out of a window unless >you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was >found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did >you expect it to contain? Caviar? > >New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde >teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these >kids: lucky little bastards. > >New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're >a dope. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a >grown man, they're pictures of men. > >New Rule: Ladies, lea

Georgia Bind My Ties
Georgia Bind My Ties (Paul Cotton) I been thinkin' 'bout a place Like a dream that tries to show Can you see it in my face That it's time again to go When I hear her callin' me From a one way track Then I got to go and see What it is that brings me back Oh, Georgia, I'm just a stray Won't you shine on my way I can see it there In your diamond eyes When you hold me Where your beauty lies Oh, Georgia , please, I'm down to my knees Won't you bind my ties Won't you bind my ties Everybody's gone away They're all leaving town And I'm movin' on to say I'm through kickin' my heart around Yes, it's all over now Crazy things in my head Have to stay together somehow For I've got the dream again Oh, Georgia, I'm just a stray Won't you shine on my way I can see it there In your diamond eyes When you hold me Where your beauty lies Oh, Georgia , please, I'm down to my knees Won't you bind my ties Won't you bind my ties

George Carlin's View On Aging
George Carlin's View on Aging Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. "How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key. You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. "How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16!" You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life . You become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony . . YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!! But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed? You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, yo

George Carlin's View On Aging
IF YOU DON'T READ THIS TO THE VERY END, YOU HAVE LOST A DAY IN YOUR LIFE. AND WHEN YOU HAVE FINISHED, DO AS I AM DOING AND SEND IT ON. George Carlin's View on Aging Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. "How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key. You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. "How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16!" You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life . . . You become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony. YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!! But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? W

George Carlin’s View On Aging
George Carlin’s View on Aging Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you’re less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. "How old are you?" "I’m four and a half!" You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key. You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. "How old are you?" "I'm going to be 16!" You could be 13, but hey, you're going to be 16! And then the greatest day of your life. . You become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony. . YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!! But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed? You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it’s all slipping away. Before you know

George Carlin On Age.
George Carlin on age. (Absolutely Brilliant) IF YOU DON'T READ THIS TO THE VERY END, YOU HAVE LOST A DAY IN YOUR LIFE. AND WHEN YOU HAVE FINISHED, DO AS I AM DOING AND SEND IT ON. George Carlin's Views on Aging Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. "How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. "How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16!" You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life . .. . you become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony. YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!! But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun n

George Bush Meets The Queen
George W. Bush met The Queen, and he turns round and says: "As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing how the country is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom" The Queen replies "I'm sorry Mr Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King in charge - and you're not a King." George Bush thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality then?" To which the Queen replied "Again, to be a Principality you have to be a Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr Bush". Bush thought long and hard and came up with "How about an Empire then?" The Queen, getting a little annoyed by now, replies "Sorry again, Mr Bush, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you are not an Emperor." Before George Bush could utter another word, The Queen said: "I think you're doing quite nicely as a Country."

Georgia On My Mind
Ray Charles Georgia on MY MIND Georgia, Georgia, the whole day through Just an old sweet song keeps Georgia on my mind Georgia, Georgia, a song of you Comes as sweet and clean As moonlight through the pines Other arms reach out to me Other eyes smile tenderly Still in peaceful dreams I see The roads leads back to you Georgia, Georgia, no peace I find Just and old sweet song Keeps Georgia on my mind

George Carlin's View On Aging
George Carlin's View on Aging Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. "How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key. You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. "How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16!" You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life . . . You become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony . . YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!! But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed? You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know

Georgia Bound At Last!
Last night, the one thing that I've longed for so desperately was finally granted to me. Gary called about 1am this morning and we had a very lengthy discussion about our lives since we last seen each other. There were a couple of issues that needed attention and they were fully aired out. After a very long while, the conversation faded out into a huge silence...both of us still thinking about all that had been said...and where to go from there. After a while he just plainly said to me, "So...guess I'll see you here in about 6 hours then?" Well people, let me tell you...my heart almost came apart at the seams! The one thing that I had prayed so hard for was finally being offered. I quietly asked him if he was sure...or was he just messing with my head? I was assured in no uncertain terms that there was no joking here...that it was all staright forward and honest from the heart. I immediately accepted and we started making our plans for our brand new life together...:) The main reaso

George W Bush Visits Sydney Australia
This Week cooming up Sydney Australia plays host to the APEC summit Meeting and it's going to have 21 leaders from different countries including John Howard the Australian Prime Minister and the President of USA George W Bush for a week and security is tight and a restricted zone is place around certain parts of the Sydney City and anyone who breaks the law during the apec meeting will be put in a mobile bus jail and it's only a week long thing so security is so damn tight around Sydney at the moment from Bruce

Georgia Happy Hour
A redneck is driving down a back road in South Georgia . A sign in front of a Restaurant reads: Happy Hour Special... Lobster Tail and Beer "Lord Almi ghty" he says to himself, "My Three Favorite Things In Life!!"

George Carlin's Rules For 2007
George Carlin's rules for 2007 New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com ! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days . . mowing my lawn. New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Trout? New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: lucky bastards. New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're a dope. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men. New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much

Georgia Beat Namibia 30-0
Georgia (13) 30 Tries: Guiorgadze, Machkhaneli, Kacharava Cons: Kvirikashvili 3 Pens: Kvirikashvili 3 Namibia (0) 0 Georgia claimed their first-ever World Cup victory as they defeated Namibia in wet conditions in Lens. Merab Kvirikashvili landed two penalties and converted Akvsenti Guiorgadze's try to put the Lelos 13-0 up at the break. Kvirikashvili then kicked a third penalty and a conversion after Irakli Machkhaneli engineered a fine solo try. The Georgians added a third converted try when Davit Kacharava intercepted and raced clear at the death. Georgia won the inaugural meeting between the two sides 26-18 in June and they had the upper hand from the first whistle in northern France on Wednesday night. Namibia, in the south west of Africa, is generally hot and dry and their national side had reportedly not played in the rain for over 30 years. Georgia looked more comfortable from the start and they opened the scoring in the seventh minute after in

George Carlin Rules
New Rule: If you ever hope to be a credible adult and want a job that pays better than Minimum wage, then for God's sake don't pierce or tattoo every available piece of flesh. If so, then plan your future around saying, 'Do you want fries with that?' New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people version of looting. New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days --- mowing my lawn. New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a do

George Carlin On Life
What a difference a sad event in someone's life makes. GEORGE CARLIN (His wife recently died...) Isn't it amazing that George Carlin - comedian of the 70's and 80's - could write something so very eloquent...and so very appropriate. A Message by George Carlin: The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.

George Carlin - Rules For 2007
No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people version of looting. New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days --- mowing my lawn. New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain...Lobster? New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: 'Lucky bastards.' New Rule: If you need to s

George Carlin Questions "received Reality" Of 9/11 Story
George Carlin Questions "Received Reality" Of 9/11 Story past url in browser ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 29 Oct 2007, 06:35 George Carlin Questions "Received Reality" Of 9/11 Story Grammy-winning American stand-up comedian, actor, and author George Carlin spoke of his doubts about the official 9/11 story during a recent appearance at Borders bookstore in New York City, just a few blocks away from ground zero. http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/october2007/291007_carlin_questions.htm

George
On March 28th 2006 you left my life and tore apart my soul.What did I do to make you leave me like that?I still think about you everyday.You haunt my dreams.I miss you so much I feel like I can't breath with the pain crushing down on me.I would give anything just to hear your voice or see your smile.Know that I will always love you and I hope that one day we will see each other again.I hope that heaven was all you thought it would be.

George Osmond, Osmond Family Patriarch, Dies At 90
SALT LAKE CITY, Utah (AP) -- George Osmond, father of the famous singing family The Osmond Brothers, has died. He was 90. Osmond died Tuesday morning at home, likely from natural causes related to his age as he had not been ill, family spokesman Kevin Sasaki told The Associated Press. Additional details and an official cause of death were not immediately available. The death was first reported by "Entertainment Tonight's" Web site and was confirmed later by a spokeswoman for The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, of which Osmond was a member. Donny Osmond was in the "ET" studio getting ready to tape a segment for a show when he learned of his father's death. Marie Osmond performed Monday night on "Dancing With the Stars." George Osmond married his wife, Olive, on December 1, 1944. She died in 2004. The couple were the parents of nine children, many of whom became singing stars. Alan, Wayne, Merrill, and Jay Osmond first became famous as The Osmond Brothers,

. :george Thorogood And The Destroyers - I Drink Alone
I drink alone, yeah, with nobody else I drink alone, yeah, with nobody else You know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself Every morning just before breakfast, I don't want no coffee or tea Just me and good buddy Wiser, that's all I ever need 'Cause I drink alone, yeah, with nobody else Yeah, you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself The other night I laid sleeping, and I woke from a terrible dream So I caught up my pal Jack Daniel's, and his partner Jimmy Beam And we drank alone, yeah, with nobody else Yeah, you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself The other day I got invited to a party, but I stayed home instead Just me and my pal Johnny Walker, and his brothers Black and Red And we drank alone, yeah, with nobody else Yeah, you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself My whole family done give up on me, and it makes me feel oh so bad The only one who will hang out with me, is my dear old granddad And w

George Strait - Carrying Your Love With Me
CARRYING YOUR LOVE WITH ME Baby all I got is this beat up leather bag. And everything I own don't fill up half. But don't you worry 'bout the way I pack. All I care about is getting back real soon. A goodbye kiss is all I need from you. Chorus: I'm carrying your love with me. West Virginia down to Tennessee. I'll be movin' with the good Lord's speed. Carrying your love with me. It's my strength for holdin' on, Every minute that I have to be gone. I'll have everything I ever need. Carrying your love with me. On a lonely highway, stuck out in the rain. Darlin' all I have to do is speak your name. The clouds roll back and the waters part. The sun starts shining in my heart for you. You're right there in everything I do, 'cause... Repeat Chorus

Georgia Winning Two Years In A Row
Saturday November 10, 2007 Georgia Bulldogs played against the Auburn Tigers. Georgia did good the first half but let Auburn have their 15 mins of fame. But by the 3rd quarter Georgia was starting to beat Auburn. Even though Georgia had 5 unsportsman like conducts against them they still manage to beat Auburn. By the end of the game Georgia had managed to get 25 points more than Auburn.

George Wins Dando Murder Retrial
George wins Dando murder retrial Barry George has won his appeal against his conviction for the murder of BBC TV presenter Jill Dando in 1999. The Court of Appeal decided the jury's guilty verdict six years ago was unsafe, and has ordered a retrial. George, 47, was sentenced to life for the shooting of Miss Dando, 37, outside her home in Fulham, west London, but he has always denied his involvement. The court said new scientific doubts over gunshot discharge residue evidence meant the conviction had to be quashed. 'Not a victory' George, dressed in a suit and dark blue shirt, appeared in the dock of the London court as the Lord Chief Justice, Lord Phillips, and two other senior judges allowed the appeal and informed him he would face a retrial. There was no application for bail and George is to be remanded in custody. Legal proceedings will begin within the next two months. I am disappointed, particularly for those of us who have suffered the tragedy of

George Carlin's Thoughts On Life
What a difference a sad event in someone's life makes. GEORGE CARLIN (His wife recently died...) Isn't it amazing that George Carlin - comedian of the 70's and 80's - could write something so very eloquent...and so very appropriate. A Message by George Carlin: The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways ,but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We've le

George And The Devil
George Bush has a heart attack and dies. (APPLAUSE) Obviously, he goes to Hell, where the Devil is waiting or him. "I'm not sure what to do," says the Devil. "You're on my list, but I have no room for you. As you definitely have to stay here I'm going to have to let someone else go. I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you'll have to take their place. I'll even let you decide who leaves." George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed. The Devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and climbing out, over and over. Such was his fate in Hell. "No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long." The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing the hammer, time after time. "No! I've got this problem with my sho

George Orwell: A Paranoid Rebel With Tattoos On His Knuckles
George Orwell: a paranoid rebel with tattoos on his knuckles ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Wendy Bird Date: 01 Dec 2007, 00:50 http://books.guardian.co.uk/news/articles/0,,2162539,00.htmlGeorge Orwell: a paranoid rebel with tattoos on his knucklesGordon BowkerWednesday September 5, 2007The GuardianAccording to some of his friends, George Orwell was paranoid. In the mid-30s he thought Catholics were spying on him; during the Spanish Civil War he thought communists were shadowing him. In Nineteen Eighty-Four, Winston Smith, relentlessly scrutinised by Big Brother, embodies that sense of persecution.But Orwell's paranoia, it seems, was justified. The Soviet secret police were watching him in Barcelona in 1937, and now, thanks to documents just released, we know he was also under surveillance by Special Branch and MI5 as early as 1929, while living "down and out" in Paris. Interestingly enough, unlike his many rightwing critics, British spies conclude

George Carlin's Thoughts For 2008
Carlin's New Rules For 2008 New Rule #1: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them!? Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days -- mowing my lawn. New Rule #2 : Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain?? Trout? New Rule #3 : Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: Do you have two of them? Okay, we're done. New Rule #4 : There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket; water, but without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That's your fla

~ George Strait - I Cross My Heart ~
I cross my heart Our love is unconditional We knew it from the start I can see it in your eyes You can feel it from my heart>from here on after Lets stay the way we are right now And share all the love and laughter That a lifetime will allow Chorus: I cross my heart And promise to Give all Ive got to give To make all your dreams come true In all the world Youll never find A love as true as mine You will always be the miracle That makes my life complete And as long as theres still breath in me Ill make yours just as sweet As we look into the future Its as far as we can see So lets make each tomorrow Be the best that it can be Chorus And if along the way we find a day It starts to storm Youve got the promise of my love To keep you warm

~ George Strait - Amarillo By Morning ~
Amarillo by morning, up from san antone. Everything that Ive got is just what Ive got on. When that sun is high in that texas sky Ill be bucking it to county fair. Amarillo by morning, amarillo Ill be there. They took my saddle in houston, broke my leg in santa fe. Lost my wife and a girlfriend somewhere along the way. Well Ill be looking for eight when they pull that gate, And Im hoping that judge aint blind. Amarillo by morning, amarillos on my mind. Amarillo by morning, up from san antone. Everything that Ive got is just what Ive got on. I aint got a dime, but what I got is mine. I aint rich, but lord Im free. Amarillo by morning, amarillos where Ill be. Amarillo by morning, amarillos where Ill be.

~ George Strait - Check Yes Or No ~
It started way back in third grade. I used to sit beside emmylou hayes A pink dress, a matching bow, and her pony tail. She kissed me on the school bus, but told me not to tell. Next day I chased her round the playground Across the monkey bars, to the merry-go-round And emmylou got caught passing me a note Before the teacher took it, I read what she wrote. Chorus: Do you love me, do you wanna be my friend? And if you do, well then dont be afraid to take me by the hand If you want to. I think this is how love goes, check yes or no. Now were grown up and shes my wife. Still like two kids with stars in our eyes. Aint much changed, I still chase emmylou. Up and down the hall, around the bed in our room. Last night I took her out in a white limousine Twenty years later, she still gets to me Cant believe its been that long ago. When we got started with just a little note. Repeat chorus

Georgia
So I'm in my hotel room in Columbus, Georgia. I have a grad school interview tomorrow. I'm so nervous and so excited. I'm going to dinner tonight with the current fellows in the program and the director. By that way, I'm in the Hilton, lol. It's quite swanky. On the flight from Atlanta to Columbus there were 12 rows of 4 seat each. Of all those seats, 3 of us were non-military. And besides the female flight attendant, I was the only female on the flight. And let me tell you, mmmm some of them army boys were looking fine. But it was just my luck that of all the army guys on the flight I had to sit next to some old guy. Ugh, that kinda sucked. But I had some nice eye candy in the airport and on my connecting flight. OH, and while I was waiting in ATL this older gentleman in a wheelchair was being taken to the elevator to be taken down to load the airplane. And he looked at all the troops and gave them a thumbs up and said, "God bless you all." Most all of them looked up and smil

George Carlin's New Rules For 2008
GEORGE CARLIN'S NEW RULES FOR 2008 Body: New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people version of looting. New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you didn't want to talk to those people for 25 years. It's because you didn't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days --- he's mowing my lawn! New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you through a window, unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar! What did you expect it to contain? Lobster? New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're a dope. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your

George Carlin's Solution To Save Gasoline
Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use..... The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down..... Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border.... When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq ... Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military.... Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it..... After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country..... He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot..... . This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.. .... If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the

George Carlins Answer To Conserving Gasoline
George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline : Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use..... The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down..... Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border.... When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq ... Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military.... Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it..... After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country..... He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot..... This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves...... If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anywa

George Carlin's New Rules For 2008
GEORGE CARLIN'S NEW RULES FOR 2008 New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people version of looting. New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days --- mowing my lawn. New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain...Lobster? New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for thes

George Carlin's Rules For 08!
New Rule : Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com < http://classmates.com/ > ! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them!? Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days--mowing my lawn. New Rule : Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain?? Trout? New Rule : Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay, we're done. New Rule : There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That's your flavored water.

George Bush Needs A Job!!! Lol
This person needs a job. This individual seeks an executive position. He will be available in January 2009, and is willing to relocate. RESUME GEORGE W. BUSH 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington, DC 20520 EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE: Law Enforcement: I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not available. Military: I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam. College: I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a cheerleader. PAST WORK EXPERIENCE: I ran for U.S. Congress and lost. I began my career in the oil business in Midland Texas , in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn't find a

George Carlin Rules For 08
George Carlin new rules for 2008 New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people version of looting. New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days--- mowing my lawn. New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Lobster? New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for thes

Georgia Police Officers Shoot Each Other
BUFORD, Ga. (AP) ¯ Two off-duty officers from different police departments wounded each other in a gun fight in the middle of a road in an Atlanta suburb, authorities said. Both officers suffered non-life-threatening wounds, police said. Their conditions were not immediately known on Saturday. Officer Jay Daily, a five-year veteran of the Duluth Police Department, exchanged multiple gunshots with Fulton County officer Paul Phillips on Friday afternoon, police said. Daily was in custody Saturday, charged with aggravated assault, Cpl. Illana Spellman of the Gwinnett County police said. "It's been confirmed that the Duluth police officer was the aggressor in this case," Spellman said. Phillips, 37, required surgery at Gwinnett Medical Center. A hospital spokesman said Saturday he could not release information about the two officers. He referred questions to Spellman, who did not immediately have an update on their injuries. "It's been baffling to us why this situat

George Strait, It Just Comes Natural
Sun shines, Clouds rain Train Whistles blow and Guitars Play Preachers Preach, Farmers Plow Wishes go up and the World goes round And I love you, It just comes Natural It just comes Natural Seasons Change, Rivers Wind Tumble Weeds roll and the Stars shine Wind Howls, dawn breaks Cowboys riding' time slips away And I love you, It just comes Natural It's what I was born to do Don't have to think it through Baby, it's so easy loving you It just comes Natural It's what I was born to do Don't have to think it Through Baby it's so easy loving you Fire burns, Waves Crash Seeds grow and good things last Ships sail, Dreams fly Night falls and Full moons rise And I love you, It just comes Natural And I love you, It just comes Natural It just comes Natural It just comes Natural

George W. Bush's Resignation Speech
If Bush resigned today, this is what his speech would be..... Normally, I start these things out by saying "My Fellow Americans", not doing it this time. If the polls are any indication, I don't know who more than half of you are anymore. I do know something terrible has happened, and that you're really not fellow Americans any longer. I'll cut right to the chase here: I quit. Now before anyone gets all in lather about me quitting to avoid impeachment, or to avoid prosecution, let me assure you: There's been no breaking of laws or impeachable offenses in this office. The reason I'm quitting is simple. I'm fed up with you people. I'm fed up because you have no understanding of what's really going on in the world. Or of what's going on in this once-great nation of ours. And the majority of you are too damned lazy to do your homework and figure it out. Let's start local. You've been sold a bill of goods by politicians and the news media. Polls show that th

George And The Doctors
"Don't laugh!" said the patient George. "Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient." "Okay then," George said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'whoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery. Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure. "I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?" "It's swollen," George replied

George Carlin Is A Very Smart Man....
GEORGE CARLIN (His wife recently died...) Isn't it amazing that George Carlin - comedian of the 70's and 80's - could write something so very eloquent...and so very appropriate. A Message by George Carlin: The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We've learned how to make a li

George Carlin On Age
George Carlin on age. (Absolutely Brilliant) READ THIS TO THE VERY END, AND WHEN YOU HAVE FINISHED, SEND IT ON. George Carlin's Views on Aging Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. 'How old are you?' 'I'm four and a half!' You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. 'How old are you?' 'I'm gonna be 16!' You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life ... . You become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony . YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!! But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed? You BECOM

Georgia
• Acworth: All citizens must own a rake. • An old law in Columbus, Ga., made it illegal to sit on your porch in an indecent position. • A Kennesaw, Ga. law makes it illegal for every homeowner not to own a gun, unless you are a convicted felon, conscientious objector or disabled. • Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp. • Atlanta: Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp; One man may not be on another man's back. • Columbus: Can't cut off a chicken's head on Sunday; It is illegal to carry a chicken by it's feet down Broadway on Sunday. • Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs. • Gainesville: Chicken must be eaten with the hands. • Georgia has 75 laws on how to build rice paddies, even though the state has only one rice farm left. Rice was the state's No. 1 crop before the Civil War. But right after the war, a hurricane destroyed all the paddies and ponds. It was too expensive to replace them without slaves, so the Rice State

George Burns And Oprah Winfrey
>> When George Burns was 97 years old he was interviewed by Oprah Winfrey. >> Oprah asked, ?Mr. Burns, how do you carry so much energy with you? You >> are always working and at your age I think that is remarkable.? >> George said, ?I just take good care of myself and enjoy what I do when >> I do it.? >> Oprah said, ?I understand you still do the sex thing, even at your >> age.? >> George said, ?Of course I still do the sex thing and I am quite good at >> it.? >> Oprah said, ?I have never been with an older man, would you do it with >> me?? >> So they had sex and when they finished Oprah said, >> ?I just don?t believe I have ever been so satisfied, you are a >> remarkable man.? >> George said, ?The second time is even better than the first time.? >> Oprah said, ?You can really do it again at your age?? >> George said, ?Just let me sleep for 1/2 hour. You hold my testicles in >> your left hand and my penis in your right hand and wake me up in thirty >> minutes

George
What a difference a sad event in someone's life makes. GEORGE CARLIN (His wife recently died...) Isn't it amazing that George Carlin - comedian of the 70's and 80's - could write something so very eloquent...and so very appropriate. A Message by George Carlin: The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways , but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too

George Michael - Freedom `90
I won't let you down I will not give you up Gotta have some faith in the sound It's the one good thing that I've got I won't let you down So please don't give me up Because I would really, really love to stick around Heaven knows I was just a young boy Didn't know what I wanted to be I was every little hungry schoolgirl's pride and joy And I guess it was enough for me To win the race? A prettier face! Brand new clothes and a big fat place On your rock and roll TV But today the way I play the game is not the same No way Think I'm gonna get me some happy I think there's something you should know I think it's time I told you so There's something deep inside of me There's someone else I've got to be Take back your picture in a frame Take back your singing in the rain I just hope you understand Sometimes the clothes do not make the man All we have to do now Is take these lies and make them true somehow All we have to see Is that I don't belong to you And y

George Carlin Dies At 71
A sad loss ... ET breaks the news that comedian George Carlin has died from heart failure. The man who made famous the "seven words you can never say on television" passed away at 5:55 p.m. Sunday at Saint John's Hospital in Santa Monica, his longtime publicist said. He was 71. Carlin, who has had several heart attacks and a history of cardiac issues, went into the hospital this afternoon after complaining of heart problems. Carlin has more than 20 comedy albums, 14 HBO specials, numerous TV and movie roles, and three best-selling books to his credit. Last year, he celebrated his 50th year in show business, and he had just finished his last HBO special in March, "It's Bad for Ya." (repost of original by '~♥Î Ãm Á Fûkîñ Príñçê§§ ~♥~Jû§t Ñøt ¥oùr§~♥~Bottom B*tch of the Pu$$ycat PlayMates~♥~Fu Angel~♥~' on '2008-06-22 22:35:20')

George Carlin
George Carlin, one of the world's funniest comedians died Sunday of heart failure. He was 71. He was best known for his comedy routine which included the "Seven Words You Can Never Say On TV" routine.The words are (with examples):Shit - The bird shit on the statue.Piss - I have to piss like a race horse.Fuck - Fuck you.Cunt - She has a gorgeous cunt.Cocksucker - Go to hell, you cocksucker.Motherfucker - You are a motherfucker.Tits - Hey, nice tits.Later, Carlin referred to three additional "auxiliary" words:Fart - I farted.Turd - Who dropped a turd in the urinal? Twat - Shave that hairy twat. I could go on and on about what a comical genius he was but I'd sit here and type for the next 100 years. So instead I'm going to say Good bye George Carlin, you will be missed.

George Carlin Quotes
1. When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? 2. When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? 3. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted? 4. When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day? 5. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? 6. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? 7. Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers? 8. What if there were no hypothetical questions? 9. Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. 10. Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, so

George Carlin Mourned As A Counterculture Hero
LOS ANGELES - George Carlin, the frenzied performer whose routine "Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television" led to a key Supreme Court ruling on obscenity, has died. Carlin, who had a history of heart trouble, went into St. John's Health Center in Santa Monica on Sunday afternoon complaining of chest pain and died later that evening, said his publicist, Jeff Abraham. He had performed as recently as last weekend at the Orleans Casino and Hotel in Las Vegas. He was 71. "He was a genius and I will miss him dearly," Jack Burns, who was the other half of a comedy duo with Carlin in the early 1960s, told The Associated Press. Carlin's jokes constantly breached the accepted boundaries of comedy and language, particularly with his routine on the "Seven Words" — all of which are taboo on broadcast TV and radio to this day. When he uttered all seven at a show in Milwaukee in 1972, he was arrested on charges of disturbing the peace, freed on $150 bail and exonerated when a Wiscon

George Is Gone, But Will Be Remembered
Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. George Carlin

George Carlin
it was sad yesterday when i found out that one of my favorite comedians died. george had done many skits over the years like the dirty words one and he had a shitload to say about god and how it was bs. i know that he will never be forgotten because hes always going to live on through his skits and people memories of him. people are going to keep laughing for years because of him!

George Carlin
TODAY WE LOST ONE OF THE MOST TALENTED "FUNNYMEN" OF OUR GENERATION. FROM THE "HIPPY DIPPY" WEATHERMAN, TO THE THOUSANDS OF STAND UP ROUTINES, HE WAS THE BEST AT WHAT HE DID! I PERSONALLY MET MR. CARLIN IN THE LATE 80'S. HE WAS A DOWN TO EARTH AND GENEROUS MAN. LET'S ALL HAVE A DRINK FOR GEORGE! HE'LL BE MISSED.

George Carlin
Comedian George Carlin passed away Sunday evening due to apparent heart trouble, according to his publicist. The stand-up comic was 71-years-old. According to his publicist Jeff Abraham, Carlin went to St. John's Health Center in Los Angeles Sunday afternoon complaining of chest pain. He was later pronounced dead at 5:55pm. George Carlin's legendary career featured many moments of historic importance in the world of comedy. He hosted the very first episode of Saturday Night Live on October 11, 1975. His classic comedy routine “The Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television” not only serves as one of the funniest pieces of comedy in the 20th century, but it also figured prominently in a 1974 U.S. Supreme Court case in which the justices found 5-4 that the FCC has the right to regulate content on public television. Carlin has performed on 14 HBO specials beginning in 1977, the most recent being “It's Bad For Ya” which originally aired on March 1 of this year. On a Comedy Central

George Carlin - In Memorium
One of the most influential figures in my life died this weekend, and yet, in a way, I can't be sad. Not because he disappointed me or became a hypocrite in his later years. Not because he ever softened his edge or repented for his youthful extravagances. Not because he switched parties, recanted his comments on Viet Nam, joined the Baptists or shaved his head and hosted possibly the single lamest game show ever produced. George was guilty of none of these, and what he may or may not be guilty of, I can hardly fault him for it. I am not sad, because just thinking about the man fills me with too much joy. How can I cry with "Shit-piss-fuck-cunt-cocksucker-motherfucker and tits" running through my head? How can I frown when I can still hear his voice saying, "Tippy, did you fart? Look at him, he knows he farted. I seen his ass open up"? How can I honestly mourn, with memories of Al Sleet, the hippy-dippy weather man, or Wonderful WINO Radio still vibrating the plaster off the walls of my

George Straight-i Saw God Today Lyrics
Just walked down the street to the coffee shop Had to take a break I've been by her side for 18 hours straight Saw a flower growing in the middle of a sidewalk Pushing up through the concrete Like it was planted right there for me to see The flashing lights, the honking horns All seemed to fade away In the shadow of that hospital at 508 I saw God today. Chorus: I've been to church, I've read the book I know he's here but I don't look Near as often as I should (Yeah I know I should) His fingerprints are everywhere I just slowed down to stop and stare Opened my eyes and man I swear I saw God today. Saw a couple walking by They were holding hands Man she had that glow Yeah I couldn't help but notice she was starting to show Stood there for a minute taking in the sky Lost in that sunset A splash of amber melted into shades of red. Chorus: I've been to church, I've read the book I know he's he

George Carlin.... Rip George
A Message by George Carlin The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less. We buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We've conquered outer space but not i

George Carlin
I recently looked up some of George Carlin's best jokes online. These are a few of the jokes I think he will be best remembered by. I hope you like them as much as I do. CARLIN-ISMS If crime fighters fight crime, and fire fighters fight fires, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they? If the No. 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still No. 2? One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? What if there were no hypothetical questions? Atheism is a non-prophet organization. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen are defrocked, doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted? When you’re born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you’re born in America you get a front row seat.

George W.
Life Liberty and The Pursuit of Happiness The Rights that are innate to all mankind Imposing your religion on those whom are different Recreating the history we Fought to Create The independence of a Nation we’ve said to be great Fought for the right. The right to fight. To say Oh No That’s Not Okay. But you continue your evil ways anyway. Began with a Pure Intention Intention to Be Different and Free Reaking Havoc upon a country What is Different than The King had done to us? Taxes and Factions that don’t give a fuck- Men are created equal it says paragraph two, line one. The most important don’t you say? You take equality away and spoil your wealth upon your friends. Taking away our rights, the right to abolish an evil such as you. We sit and wait, to cry one day, at what you do. It’s too late to say But I’ve Tried. We enable an evil never seen before. Why are we not fighting our own war? Standing up in more powerful w

George Carlin Quotes
When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day? Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers? What if there were no hypothetical questions? Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with. I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal

George Carlin
George Carlin passed away over the weekend of a heart attack. I was saddened by this. He was a wonderful comedian, always hilarious!! But he was not afraid to be himself and he paved the way for a lot of comedians today! RIP George!!

George Carlin's Views On Aging
George Carlin on age 102. (Absolutely Brilliant) Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. 'How old are you?' 'I'm four and a half!'You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key! You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. 'How old are you?' 'I'm gonna be 16!' You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life .. . You become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony. YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!! But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed? You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away.

George Carlin On Aging
George Carlin on age 102. (Absolutely Brilliant) Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. 'How old are you?' 'I'm four and a half!'You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key! You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. 'How old are you?' 'I'm gonna be 16!' You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life .. . You become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony. YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!! But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed? You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Befor

George Carlin On Age.
George Carlin on age. (Absolutely Brilliant) IF YOU DON'T READ THIS TO THE VERY END, YOU HAVE LOST A DAY IN YOUR LIFE. AND WHEN YOU HAVE FINISHED, DO AS I AM DOING AND SEND IT ON. George Carlin's Views on Aging Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. 'How old are you?' 'I'm four and a half!' You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. 'How old are you?' 'I'm gonna be 16!' You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life . . You become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony . YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!! But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun n

George W.'s War
George W.'s War... Definitely Read All The Way To The End... By INVESTOR'S BUSINESS DAILY No one likes war. War is a horrific affair, bloody and expensive. Sending our men and women into battle to perhaps die or be maimed is an unconscionable thought. Yet some wars need to be waged, and someone needs to lead. The citizenry and Congress are often ambivalent or largely opposed to any given war. It's up to our leader to convince them. That's why we call the leader 'Commander in Chief.' George W.'s war was no different. There was lots of resistance to it. Many in Congress were vehemently against the idea. The Commander in Chief had to lobby for legislative approval. Along with supporters, George W. used the force of his convictions, the power of his title and every ounce of moral suasion he could muster to rally support. He had to assure Congress and the public that the war was morally justified, winnable and affordable. Congress eventually came around and voted

The George Bush Presidential Library
Ya gotta love this one! The GEORGE W. BUSH PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY is now in the planning stages; the Library will include: The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has yet been able to find. The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction. The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything. The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up. The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in. The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out. The National Debt Room, which is huge and has no ceiling. The Tax Cut Room, with entry restricted only to the wealthy. The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators. The Economy Room, which is in the toilet. The Iraq War Room -- after you complete your first tour, they make you to go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour. The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undiscl

George W. Bush
George W. Bush Quotations George Walker Bush 43d president of the United States (2001–) Lived: 1946- Quotes related to September 11 and the Attack on Iraq "Freedom itself was attacked this morning by a faceless coward. Freedom will be defended!" -President George W. Bush, September 11, 2001 "The best defense against terrorism is a strong offensive against terrorists. That work continues." -President George W. Bush, October 13, 2001 "We will not tire, We will not falter, We will not fail." -President George W. Bush, October 26, 2001 "For states that support terror, it is not enough that the consequences be costly-they must be devastating" -George w. Bush at a speech at The Citadel, Dec 11, 2001. "I gave them a fair warning" -President George w. Bush, Oct. 8 when deciding on military action against the Taliban "These acts shattered steel, but they cannot dent the steel of America's resolve." -President George W. Bush "We must take the battle to the

George Carlin's Views On Aging
Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. 'How old are you?' 'I'm four and a half!' You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. 'How old are you?' 'I'm gonna be 16!' You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life .. . You become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony . YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!! But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed? You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50 and your dreams are g

George Carlin
A Message by George Carlin: > > The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but > Shorter tempers, wider Freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but > have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller > families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less > sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, > more medicine, but less wellness. > > We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, > drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too > little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom. > > We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too > much, love too seldom, and hate too often. > > We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to > Life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but > have trouble crossing the street to meet a new n

Georgia On My Mind
We have a couple of hurricanes headed our way down south so i'm going to chill in georgia for awhile till all is clear. i will have internet so i'll talk with you all soon. take care, get yourselves safe, and be kind to each other. i love you all. damn shame a hurricane has to come for a girl to get away....lol

George Carlin Quotes R.i.p. (stolen From My Friend In My Dreams...or Yours?)
As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything. Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately. I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death. I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect. If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted? It

George Takei Marries Longtime Partner
In this image released by The Rafu Shimpo, a bagpiper leads Brad Altman, second left, and actor George Takei from their wedding at the National Center for the Preservation of Democracy to a reception at the Japanese American National Museum, in the Little Tokyo section of Los Angeles, Sunday, Sept. 14, 2008. Behind Takei are fellow 'Star Trek' actors Walter Koenig, partially obscured, and Nichelle Nicols. (AP Photo/The Rafu Shimpo, Mikey Hirano Culross

George Carlin - New Rules For 2008
New Rule #1: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There’s a reason you don’t talk to people for 25 years. Because you don’t particularly like them!? Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days — mowing my lawn. New Rule #2 : Don’t eat anything that’s served to you out a window unless you’re a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy’s chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain?? Trout? New Rule #3 : Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here’s how much men care about your eyebrows: Do you have two of them? Okay, we’re done. New Rule #4 : There’s no such thing as flavored water. There’s a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket; water, but without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That’s your flavored water. New Rule #5 : Stop screwing with old p

Georgia State Trooper..............
A Georgia State Trooper pulled a car over on I-95 about 2 miles south of the Georgia/South Carolina state line. When the Trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician and a juggler and he was on his way to Savannah to do a show that night at the Shrine Circus and didn't want to be late. The Trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if thedriver would do a little juggling for him that he wouldn't give him a ticket. The driver told the Trooper that he had sent all of his equipment on ahead and didn't have anything to juggle. The Trooper told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his patrol car and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler stated that he could, so the Trooper got three flares, lit them and handed them to the juggler. While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the patrol car. A drunk good old boy, from S.C., got out and watched the performance briefly, he then went ov

George Is Just 100k Away...
from becoming fubar's next Godfather. He's not shy about returning the rates, so hit him hard. Thank you and have a great night. fireforeman 20-04; ems chief 20-71; rate spanker, taken care of by my lovely ozzyfreak@ fubar

George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950), Irish Author And Playwright:
The Bible is hopelessly pre-evolutionary; its descriptions of the origin of life and morals are obviously fairy tales; its astronomy is terracentric; its notions of the starry universe are childish; its history is epical and legendary: in short, people whose education in these departments is derived from the Bible are so absurdly misinformed as to be unfit for public employment, parental responsibility, or the franchise. I see little divinity about them or you. You talk to me of Christianity when you are in the act of hanging your enemies. Was there ever such blasphemous nonsense! The churches must learn humility as well as teach it. No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means. Martyrdom is the only way in which a person with no ability can become great.

George Orwell (1903-1950), British Author:
Recently I was reading somewhere or other about an Italian curio-dealer who attempted to sell a 17th century crucifix to J.P. Morgan. Inside it was concealed a stiletto. What a perfect symbol of the Christian religion.

George Carlin
New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay, we're done. New Rule: There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That's your flavored water. New Rule: The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a "decaf grande half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low and one NutraSweet," ooh, you're a huge asshole. ***I'm so going to try this...sorry Kali*** New Rule: Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass. And it translates to "beef with broccoli." The last time you did anything spiritual, you

George R.r. Martin (a Song Of Ice And Fire
" If you would take a man's life, you owe it to him to lokk into his eyes and hear his final words. And if you cannot do that then perhas the man does not deserve to die." "There is no creature on earth half so terrifying as a truly just man."

George Carlin's Solution To Save Gasoline
George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down. Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved. If

George Francis
SAN FRANCISCO (AP) — George Francis, the nation's oldest man, who lived through both world wars, man's first walk on the moon and the election of the first black president, has died. He was 112. Francis died Saturday of congestive heart failure at a nursing home in Sacramento, his son, Anthony Francis, said Sunday. "He lived four years in the 19th century, 100 years in the 20th century, and 8 years in the 21st century. We call him the man of three centuries," said the younger Francis, 81. UCLA gerontologist Dr. Stephen Coles, who maintains a list of the world's oldest people, said Francis lived 112 years and 204 days. With Francis' death, Walter Breuning of Montana, who is 112 years, 98 days old, becomes the country's oldest living man. At 114, Gertrude Baines of Los Angeles is the nation's oldest living person. The world's oldest person is Maria de Jesus of Portugal, who is 115 years, 109 days old, and the oldest man is Tomoji Tanabe of Japan, who is 113 years, 101 days,

Georgia: It Only Took 22 Minutes
Despite an ignorant and mouthy defense attorney who thought it would be a good idea to attack us rather than defend his actual client, a jury took only 22 minutes to convict Reymundo Anguiano on both counts he faced. Reymundo was then immediately sentenced to seven years in prison with eight years of probation.The defense attorney, who our operatives that were in court testifying described as looking like "a cross between Yoda and a puffed-up frog", had attempted to smear our reputation and our work, to try to make the jury dislike what we do. He went on and on with the same old bluster. The jury was intelligent enough not to bother with the idiotic ramblings of the defense attorney and saw that his client was a dangerous sexual predator.There are now only two cases remaining from the Georgia sting. It will be interesting to see if those juries manage to break the speed record of the Anguiano jury on reaching the same verdict. The Anguiano log will be posted in the coming weeks as we c

Geordie Dictionary
A aave - Taken from the English words "I Have".alfie - To inform an authority about somebody's actions. (e.g. y' puarly alfied on us)allreet - Used as a greeting term, "How Are You". (e.g. y'allreet charva?) B bastard - A fatherless child. Used as an insult.beauty - See belta.belta - Used for expressing how good something is. (e.g. that car's puarly belta)bollocks - The male genitalia. Used to describe something as rubbish. (e.g. y' talking puar bollocks ye are)bucket - When a charva is depressed he might sit in a small room or cupboard with a bucket. This is another way to inhale the illegal substance contained in a joint. C charva - A resident of the West End of Newcastle. The Charva invariably believes that s/he speaks perfect English, has perfect diction, knows the meaning of life (TWOC'ing) and is the centre of the Universe. (e.g. how ye, y' charva)charve - Verb, To Steal. See taxed.clamped - To be corrected, nearly always used in conjunction with the word puarly. (e.g. y' pu

Geordie
Geordie is a regional nickname for a person from the Tyneside[1] region of England, or the name of the dialect of English spoken by these people. Depending on who is using the term, the catchment area for Geordie can be used for some parts of the north east of England, or as small as the city of Newcastle upon Tyne. Sunderland, however, uses the regional nickname "Mackem" as opposed to Geordie. Similarly, people from the Teesside area (Middlesbrough, Stockton-on-Tees, Redcar, Billingham and surrounding settlements) of the north east are known as 'Smoggies'. The Geordie dialect owes its origins to the language spoken by the Anglo-Saxon settlers of this region. Initially mercenaries employed by the Ancient Brythons to fight the Pictish invaders after the end of Roman rule in Britannia in the 5th century, the Angles, Saxons and Jutes who thus arrived became, over time, ascendant politically and - through population transfer from tribal homelands in northern Europe - culturally over the n

George Washingtton
"Of all the dispositions and habits which lead to political prosperity, Religion and morality are indispensable supports. In vain would that man claim the tribute of Patriotism, who should labor to subvert these great Pillars of human happiness -- these firmest props of the duties of Men and citizens."

George Washington, In His First Inaugural Address, April 30, 1789
"The preservation of the sacred fire of liberty and the destiny of the republican model of government are justly considered as deeply, perhaps as finally, staked on the experiment entrusted to the hands of the American people." -- George Washington, in his First Inaugural Address, April 30, 1789

George Washingtton
“The time is now near at hand which must probably determine whether Americans are to be freemen or slaves; whether they are to have any property they can call their own; whether their houses and farms are to be pillaged and destroyed, and themselves consigned to a state of wretchedness from which no human efforts will deliver them. The fate of unborn millions will now depend, under God, on the courage and conduct of this army. Our cruel and unrelenting enemy leaves us only the choice of brave resistance, or the most abject submission. We have, therfore, to resolve to conquer or die.” - Address to the Continental Army before the battle of Long Island (August 27, 1776)

Georgia Rep. Tommy Benton (r-jefferson) Favors “caning” And “executions” For Marijuana Crimes
http://stash.norml.org/georgia-rep-tommy-b... blogs.myspace.com/natlnorml Atlanta, GA: State Republican lawmaker Tommy Benton (31st House District) favors "caning" minor marijuana offenders and "executing" those who sell the drug, according to recent correspondences sent by the representative to two of his constituents. In a July 29, 2009 e-mail to a constituent, Rep. Benton wrote: "Thanks for the email. We will have to agree to disagree on this and whether or not money is wasted (by mandating the state to prosecute minor marijuana offenders). I am opposed to the legalization of marijuana. I think we should go to caning for people caught using and maybe execute dealers. [emphasis NORML's] That would solve the problem as well. That is what they do in Singapore and they don't have a drug problem." Caning is a form of corporal punishment consisting of up to 24 violent lashes with a long rattan cane that has been soaked in water. The procedure inflicts intense pain and deep

George Strait, Today My World Slipped Away
We made it final today. I gave you all I had, you made your getaway. All the love we once made turned to memories today. I left the courtroom and went straight to the church. I hit my knees and told God how much I hurt. Nothin' left of my heart; It's gonna be so hard to make a new start. 'Cause today my world slipped away. We buried the plans that we made. And tonight I'm alone and afraid. 'Cause today my world slipped away. All my friends say I'll make it alright. I'll recover and start a new life. But that'll be so hard to do 'Cause livin' ain't worth livin' without you. 'Cause today my world slipped away. We buried the plans that we made. And tonight I'm alone and afraid. 'Cause today my world slipped away.

George Carlin
Isn't it amazing that George Carlin - comedian of the 70's and 80's - could write something so very eloquent...and so very appropriate. A Message by George Carlin: The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways , but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years.

George Bush Can’t Believe He Missed Out On Nobel Peace Prize By Just A Few Months
Ex-President George W Bush was said to be cursing his luck at the weekend, after he discovered that Barack Obama, his successor in the presidency was named the winner of the Nobel Peace Prize, just a short time after he himself left the position. ‘I was in the job for eight years, and that entire time I never had any luck with any prizes and competitions. I didn’t win a darned thing – except that war in Iraq of course, ain’t that right Dick?’ It was the same throughout the Bush presidency, according to the former leader of the free world, where Bush says he was always missing out on things due to bad timing. ‘Day after day I’d be stuck in boring meetings talking about really dull subjects like the Federal reverse physical policy, yet as soon as I leave to do something else I could hear everybody in the room laughin’ and whoopin’ and having a grand ole time. Dick said it was something to do with my presidential gravalax, but I thi

George Michael
WASHINGTON (AP) — George Michael, a mainstay on the Washington, D.C., sports television scene for decades who reached a national audience with "The George Michael Sports Machine" highlights show, has died. He was 70 years old. Michael's daughter, Michelle Allen, said Michael died Thursday morning from complications of chronic lymphocytic leukemia at Sibley Memorial Hospital.In a statement, WRC TV in Washington, where Michael had been a sports director, called him a pioneer in sports broadcasting. His show, which began as a late-night local feature, ran from 1980 to 2007. The trendsetting program became the first nationally syndicated sports highlights show in 1984 and was eventually broadcast in 194 markets across the United States and in 10 foreign countries.Michael's family says plans for a memorial service are not yet complete.

George Steinbrenner
NEW YORK (AP) - George Steinbrenner, whose big wallet and win-at-all-cost attitude whipped the New York Yankees into a billion-dollar sports empire, died Tuesday morning. He had just celebrated his 80th birthday on July 4th. Steinbrenner had a heart attack, was taken to St. Joseph's Hospital in Tampa, Fla., and died at about 6:30 a.m, a person close to the owner told The Associated Press. The person spoke on condition of anonymity because the team had not disclosed those details. "George was 'The Boss,' make no mistake," Hall of Famer Yogi Berra said. "He built the Yankees into champions, and that's something nobody can ever deny. He was a very generous, caring, passionate man. George and I had our differences, but who didn't? We became great friends over the last decade and I will miss him very much." In 37-plus seasons as owner, Steinbrenner led the Yankees to seven World Series championships, 11 American League pennants and 16 AL East titles.< /P> "He was and always will be as much

Georgia Mechanic Scored About Three Touchdowns In Its Very First Seven Plays On Offense
In its bristling season garage door opener hardware, Georgia Support scored three or more touchdowns in its initial seven works on the offense as it taken down Western Carolina using a 63-21 count Thursday night found at Bobby Dodd Stadium. A Yellow north face jackets' felony was incredible against the overmatched Catamounts, with 10 plays of 10 yards or more and four Buy North Face Fleece Jackets of Sixty six yards or even more. The immunity held European Carolina to 3.In search of yards in each play.Whatever we learned Huge receiver Stephen Slopes looks in a position bust loose-fitting. Lacking totally focus, Hill under-performed really with beans and contradictory impact. Checking powerful in addition to dialed found in, Hill torched Developed Carolina with some catches for 181 yards and then scores of Eighty two and Seventy seven yards. Off-road put in discovered work in the offseason and exhibited better practice habits during August. Her performance shouldn't be Buy N

Georgia Bass Fisherman
A good old Georgia boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing. He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says,"What you gonna do with that. There ain't no water deep enough to float a boat within 100 miles of here."He says, "I won it and I'm a-gonna keep it."His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees the wife and asks where his brother is.She says, "He's out there in his bass boat", pointing to the field behind the house.The brother heads out behind the house and sees his brother in the middle of a big field sitting in a bass boat with a fishing rod in his hand . He yells out to him, "What are you doin'?"His brother replies, "I'm fishin'. What does it look like I'm a doin'?"His brother yells, "It's people like you that give people from Georgia a bad name, makin' everybody think we're stupid. If I could swim, I'd come out there and whip your ass!"

Georgia Judge Backs Off Pro-birther Decision, Holds Obama Is A Natural Born Citizen (repost
By Ian Millhiser on Feb 6, 2012 at 9:50 am Last month, an administrative law judge in Georgia issued a widely-mocked decision rejecting President Obama’s attorneys’ argument that the president should not be forced to testify in a case brought by several birther activists who claim that he is ineligible to be president. On Friday, however, the judge finally decided to end this charade, holding that President Obama is indeed eligible to hold his current office: In 2009, the Indiana Court of Appeals (“Indiana Court”) addressed facts and issues similar to those before this Court. In Arkeny, the plaintiffs sought to prevent certification of Mr. Obama as an eligible candidate for president because his is not a natural born citizen. The plaintiffs argued, as the Plaintiffs argue before this Court, that “there is a very clear distinction between a ‘citizen of the United States’ and a ‘natural born Citizens,’ and the difference

Georgia Senate Attempts To Make Protest A Felony (repost)
Posted: 28th February 2012 by batman in Uncategorized 0 The senators are trying to push back on our calls by saying SB 469 about private residences. That is the way they will hide the rest of this bill. Read it yourself! Picketing and protesting will become felonies! http://www1.legis.ga.gov/legis/2011_12/fulltext/sb469.htm BE IT ENACTED BY THE GENERAL ASSEMBLY OF GEORGIA: SECTION 1. Chapter 6 of Title 34 of the Official Code of Georgia Annotated, relating to labor organizations and labor relations, is amended by revising Code Section 34-6-5, relating to interference with public ways of travel, transportation, or conveyance by mass picketing near site of a labor dispute, as follows: “34-6-5. (a) It shall be unlawful for any person to engage in mass picketing at or near any place, including private residences, where a labor dispute exists in such number or manner as to obstruct or interfere with or constitute a threat to obstruct or interfere with the entrance to

George Of The Jungle - 408
Don't you know its true, I do in fact love you. Swing from vine to vine, but in the end be mine. You do talk to a monkey, why doesn't any man see?? Inside you are so strong, you can last and thats not wrong. The sun is burning hot, burnt to a crisp you are not. Temptations are fought, the lesson as been well taught. George of the jungle its me, I love you, oh please see!!

Georgie W's Response "i Thought Queen Elizabeth Was A Boat ... B.gates Has More Money Than Uk"
To read these political satire emails in chronological order (they will make the most sense that way), start with the oldest post "England's letter to take back USA as a colony." [George W. Bush voice] Notis of Revocableation of Your Revocableation: 1) I thought Queen Elizabeth was a boat ... in Long Beach. Hey, do y'all remember that big wooden plane ... what was it ... the Goosed Spruce? Man that thing was the shit! 2) Don't mess with them boys at the Micro Corp. Gates might look like one of those kids I used to beat up in grade school, but man does he carry a grudge. Plus, he's got more money than the UK, so I'd be more inclined to listen to him. 3) I love those crazy Austrians. Hell, with all their "G'days" and "Mates" and "bonzers" there just like the people in my great home state of Tex-as. [Bush singing voice] The stars at night .... are big and bright (clap, clap, clap) Deep in the haaaaart, of Tex-as!!!!!!! [/Bush singing voice] 4) I hate those liberal commies in Hol

Georges Holiday Shopping Store Is Now Open Today!
Georges Holiday Shopping Store - Christmas Trees & Wreaths andmuch more to came one come all see it for yourself hope you all like itjust click on the link belowhttp://astore.amazon.com/georgesholidaystore-20Thank you George St.Germain

Georgia Gun Sales And Permit Applications Soar Post-newtown
By Katie Leslie The Atlanta Journal-Constitution Gun sales and permit requests have surged across metro Atlanta since the Connecticut school massacre last month, a trend many say will continue as Congress considers tougher gun control measures. In December, Gwinnett’s weapons carry applications doubled from the previous December, rising to 1,082. Cobb County saw an 89 percent hike to 1,212 last month. Fulton and DeKalb saw increases of 39 and 40 percent, respectively, with Fulton receiving 732 applications and DeKalb 398. Behind the boom, several gun shop owners and experts said, is a mix of fears — of being touched by violence and of tighter gun restrictions. Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-Ca.) has vowed to file a bill that would ban so-called assault weapons and ammunition magazines, strips and drums that can accept more than 10 rounds. “Anytime there are tragedies in the news and talk of gun control, that always boosts sales,” said Keith Thompson, manager o

George Zimmerman Verdict
... ok. i want to speak my peace. i'm sorry to what happened to trayvon martin. and my condolences goes out to his family. but... george zimmerman was found not guilty by a jury of his peers. it should be the end of it. but, you got the civil rights people and everyone pushing for more justice. that's kind of bullshit. because of it was the other way around.. a black adult killing a white teenager.. there would NOT be this much of a uproar over it. and it's quite bullshit if you ask me.

George Zimmerman Protest.....
I live in South Florida so I have followed the George Zimmerman trial closely and I live about 10 miles from where Trayvon Martin lived in Miami Gardens...I have noticed that the Black community and it's leaders like Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton asking the justice Department to bring civil rights charges on George Zimmerman and plan to lead more protest. Trayvon Martin's death was a tragety that should have never happen but what about all the Black men who were killed by other Black men. Many of them were also youths like Trayvon....I have never seen Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton protest about Black people killing Black people or argue for their civil rights. I live in South Florida and almost every day I see Black people killing other Black people and the Black community doesn't say anything about it. Al Sharpton is going to Orlando to the annual NAACP meeting soon. I think he and the NAACP should address Black on BLack killings. From 1976 to 2011 there were almost 280,000 Black m

George Osborne: Labour's Cost Of Living Focus Is A 'shopping List Of Interventions'
The chancellor said he had been following a "hard and difficult road" as he sought to eliminate Britain's structural budget deficit mainly through spending cuts. http://hermes.chilldor.com/%E3%81%8A%E3%81%99%E3%81%99%E3%82%81-%E3%83%90%E3%83%83%E3%82%B0-%E3%82%AB%E3%83%90%E3%83%B3-men-%E6%BF%80%E5%AE%89%E5%93%81 But he said that Labour's campaign on the cost of living, to be highlighted in Ed Miliband's speech to the TUC on Tuesday, did not amount to an economic policy. Osborne said: "You don't solve the pressure on the cost of living with simply a shopping list of interventions and government regulation." http://chloe.deenyoni.com/%E3%83%AF%E3%83%B3%E3%83%94%E3%83%BC%E3%82%B9/%E3%82%AA%E3%83%BC%E3%83%AB%E3%82%A4%E3%83%B3%E3%83%AF%E3%83%B3 The chancellor said he acknowledged the impact of rising utility bills and the costs of financial services. He is to address these later this year. Osborne said: "We know every penny counts for hard-working people. But by themselve

Geppetto
My emotions are held on a string And I am the puppet dancing for you waiting for you to orchestrate my next move I'm so alone here Even when you say you no longer want to play I'm waiting for you, by the side of the road Holding on like the Ardent Lover And your my Overzealous Charlatan With your shotgun in hand I follow you into the woods Awaiting my destiny As you're luring me away I have no control BANG!!!!

Gerald Levert...
GERALD LEVERT: Dead At 40 By Karu F. Daniels, AOL Black Voices Sources confirmed to The BV Newswire that Gerald Levert is dead of an apparent heart attack. Immediate details on the death of the beloved R&B crooner were not known at press time. He turned 40 years old in July. One of several from the musical Levert family --his father, Eddie Levert, is the lead singer of the legendary soul group The O'Jays -- he was a founding member and the lead singer of the 1990's R&B trio LeVert, who scored big hits with "Pop, Pop, Pop, Pop (Goes My Mind)", "Casanova", and "ABC-123." Levert, born in Cleveland, Ohio, was also apart of R&B supergroup LSG, comprised of platinum selling R&B crooners Keith Sweat and Johnny Gill. As a solo artist, Levert garnered a cult following with a string of R&B ballads ("I'd Give Anything (to Fall in Love)", "You Got That Love") from his numerous album projects on East West/Elektra Records. "I’m stunned and deeply saddened by the news of G

Gerald Butler As Snake Plissken In 'escape From New York'
The eye patch has been passed on to a new generation. Variety announced yesterday that Gerald Butler (Leonidas in "300") will take over the Kurt Russell role of Snake Plissken in a remake of John Carpenter's classic futuristic thriller "Escape From New York."

Gerard Butler.
Best conversation ever. I was talking to Ruby last night on the phone and we've noticed that in almost every movie he's in he NEVER gets the girl and always winds up dying... Sad really. Cause if he came over to us he'd never have that problem again...

Gerald Gardner
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Gerald Brosseau Gardner (June 13, 1884 - February 12, 1964) was an English civil servant, amateur anthropologist, writer, and occultist who published some of the definitive texts for Wicca, which he was instrumental in founding. Life Gardner was born at The Glen, The Serpentine, Blundellsands, near Liverpool, England to a well-off family who had in their service Josephine "Com" McCombie, an Irish nursemaid. The family business was Joseph Gardner & Sons, the Empire's oldest and largest importer of hardwood. Gardner had been suffering asthma at the time, bearing the illness from a young age, and his nursemaid had offered to take him to the warmer climates of the Continent. They both eventually settled in Asia, where Gardner stayed for a large portion of his young-adult life. Beginning in 1908 he was a rubber planter, first in Borneo and then in Malaya. After 1923 he held civil service posts as a government inspector in Malaya. In 1936, at

An Gera. The Dutch Regained T
BUDAPEST, Hungary -- Jeremain Lens scored twice to lead the Netherlands to a 4-1 win over Hungary in a qualifier for the 2014 World Cup on Tuesday. Lens scored his first in the third minute, heading in a pass from the right side by Luciano Narsingh, only for Hungary to equalize four minutes later through a penalty by Balazs Dzsudzsak after Jordy Clasie fouled Zoltan Gera. The Dutch regained the lead for good in the 19th when Bruno Martens headed in a free kick by Wesley Sneijder. Serious defensive lapses by Hungary led to the visiting teams last two goals. Lens scored again in the 53rd when he capitalized on a clearing attempt by midfielder Akos Elek which landed in the middle of the penalty box, while a quickly taken free kick by Clasie caught the Hungary backline flat-footed and allowed Klaas Jan Huntelaar to easily net the fourth goal in the 74th. "We truly committed some gross individual mistakes but we have to recognize that we were up against a better team," Hungary c

Gerbil Rocket
1997 - 1998) "In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to save the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told the bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski and his homosexual partner, Andrew "Kiki" Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. "I pushed a cardboard toilet paper tube up his rectum and slipped Ragout, our gerbil, in," he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon,' my cue that he'd had reached nirvana, so to speak. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he simply would not come out, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him." At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman desribed what happened next. "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal methane gas in Kiki's colon. Flames shot out the tube, ignited Mr. Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whisker

Gerd Meets Frey
Gerd Meets Frey Gerd: "To Barri, the wood which both we know, you compelled me to come, now answer! Are you the Van who would woo me with threats and never take no as reply? Nor bribe of gold nor gruesome curses will win the heart of a woman. Always the gods deal ill with us giants; why should I wed you, Frey?" Frey: "To turn your heart, my last hope were runes, but your magic is stronger than mine: Enspelled by your beauty I´ve spent my days since I saw you from Hlidskjalf´s height. Little I care if I live or die, if I feel not your arms enfold me. I will honor and love you; even my father wedded one of your kind." Gerd: "Why should go from my glaciers and rocks, my home in the mighty mountains? What shall become of the wastelands I own, if indeed I would follow you, Frey?" Frey: "With green I will cover the grey of your mountains, make fertile the rock-strewn fields. Grass will grow on the ground that was barren, a beautiful garden for Gerd.

Gere Vs Tranny Ewoks
->Psychowolf...: Who said anything about Gay Zex? Are there laten desires within you that Richard Gere may need to fulfill? blackwolf: I AM NOT GAY - GO AWAY ->Psychowolf...: How did the council insult you, in reference to our offer? blackwolf: YOU DID INSULT ME ->Psychowolf...: Will you trade us the Disguised Tranny Ewok? ->Psychowolf...: Your insults are directed toward a Jedi. A jedi that knows the TOS. I have not insulted you. Therefore, my FORCE tactics are not against the TOS. blackwolf: YOU ARE AN IDIOT ->Psychowolf...: Be prepared to see how far jedi influence extends. JEDI know the tos. Padawans DO NOT. You are a PADAWAN blackwolf: be prepared to get kicked off fubar ->Psychowolf...: What is this BOOT you speak of?...is it a wookie word? blackwolf: TELL ME NOW OR I HAVE YOU BOOTED FROM FUBAR ->Psychowolf...: There is ONE extra lightsaber in the deal, if the tranny ewok comes wit a Bass guitar blackwolf: WHO PUT YOU UP TO THIS blackwolf: w

Gerit
This is my Buddy Gerit. He is Leighs cousin and one of my sweethearts. I've known him about 6 months in real time. He's been good to me and good with me~grinz~ ~LMAO~ He, as all my friends, is adoreable, funny, sensitive while still believing he's gods gift to women~giggles and ducks~ But I know his heart and am lucky enough to be a friend in it. I just love him to death!! And once again, proof of how lucky I am when it comes to my choice in friends. geminianmonkey@ CherryTAP With Leighs beautiful voice singing this song...I torchured Gerit with our first slow dance as he realized I suck at following...~LMAO~ Love ya bunches Gerit!

Geritol Anyone?
Fountain of youth: LB suits up for Sul Ross State after 37-year wait, 6 years before Medicare Fountain of youth: LB suits up for Sul Ross State after 37-year wait, 6 years before Medicare ALPINE, Texas (AP) -- Mike Flynt was drinking beer and swapping stories with some old football buddies a few months ago when he brought up the biggest regret of his life: Getting kicked off the college team before his senior year. So, one of his pals said, why not do something about it? Most 59-year-olds would have laughed. Flynt's only concern was if he was eligible. Finding out he was, Flynt returned to Sul Ross State this month, 37 years after he left and six years before he goes on Medicare. His comeback peaked Wednesday with the coach saying he's made the Division III team's roster. He could be in action as soon as Sept. 1. Flynt is giving new meaning to being a college senior. After all, he's a grandfather and a card-carrying member of AARP. He's eight years older t

Gerital
i hate these surveys and they never let me finish one. i don't think we should have to do them i've wasted all my time and now i have to take the neighbors dog for walkies. i should do a survey how many things take all the fun out of fubar foe me

German Pancakes
German Puff Pancake presented by Blue Gull Inn Bed & Breakfast 5 eggs 1 1/4 cup flour 1 1/4 cup whole milk 1/2 tsp. salt 3 Tblsp. melted butter Heat oven to 475 ° Melt butter into 9 inch baking dish. Mix all other ingredients in blender or by hand with wire whisk, until smooth. Pour batter into baking dish, and bake for 12-15 minutes. Serve with sautéed fruit, lemon slices, powdered sugar, or syrup. 1 pancake serves 4-6

German Pancakes ... Weight Watchers Version
Baked German Pancake 1 large egg, separated 1/2 cup skim milk 2 1/2 teaspoons grated lemon zest 2 teaspoons granulated sugar 1/2 cup all-purpose flour 1/2 teaspoon baking powder 1/2 teaspoon salt 2 teaspoons stick margarine, melted 1/2 teaspoon butter flavoring 3 egg whites 2 tablespoons lemon juice 2 teaspoons confectioners sugar Preheat oven to 450° F. Spray an 8" oven-proof skillet or cake pan with nonstick cooking spray. In large bowl, beat egg yolk with milk, lemon zest and sugar. Sift flour, baking powder and salt together, and gradually whisk into yolk mixture. Add margarine and butter flavoring, and beat until smooth. In another bowl, beat the four egg whites until stiff but not dry; fold into yolk mixture. Pour into prepared skillet and bake 10 minutes. Reduce heat to 350° F. and bake 7-10 minutes more, or until toothpick inserted near center comes out clean. Sprinkle with lemon juice and confectioners sugar, and serve immediately. Makes 4 servin

German Chocolate Cake
* 2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour * 1 1/2 cups granulated sugar * 1 1/2 teaspoons baking soda * 1/4 teaspoon salt * 1 cup butter, softened * 1 cup sour cream * 4 large eggs * 4 ounces sweet baking chocolate, melted * 1/2 cup milk * 3/4 teaspoon vanilla extract Topping * 3/4 cup evaporated milk * 1/2 cup light brown sugar, firmly packed * 1/2 cup butter * 1 can (3 1/2 ounces) flaked coconut, or about 1 1/3 cups * 1 cup chopped pecans Grease and flour two 8-inch square baking pans. In a large bowl, combine flour, sugar, baking soda, salt, butter, sour cream, eggs, chocolate, milk, and vanilla. Beat with mixer at low speed until blended. Increase mixer to high and beat 2 minutes longer. Spoon batter into prepared pans. Bake in a preheated 350° oven for about 35 minutes, or until a wooden pick or cake tester inserted in center comes out clean. Remove to racks to cool completely. Make topping. In

German Chocolate Cake Recipe
This German chocolate cake roll is made with cocoa, sweetened condensed milk, eggs, coconut, nuts, butter, vanilla and other ingredients. INGREDIENTS: * 1 can (14 ounces) sweetened condensed milk * 2 large egg yolks * 3 large eggs * 1/2 cup coconut flakes * 1/2 cup chopped nuts * 1/4 cup butter * 2 teaspoons vanilla extract * 1 cup sugar * 2/3 cup all-purpose flour * 1/3 cup unsweetened cocoa * 1/3 cup water PREPARATION: Line 15x10 inch jellyroll pan with aluminum foil, extending foil about 1 inch over ends of pan. Grease the foil. In medium bowl, combine milk, 2 egg yolks, coconut, nuts, butter and 1 teaspoon vanilla extract; mix well. Spread batter evenly into prepared pan. In large mixer bowl, beat 3 eggs at high speed until fluffy. Gradually beat in sugar then beat 2 minutes. Add remaining ingredients and beat 1 minute. Pour evenly over coconut mixture in pan. Bake 20-25 minutes at 350 degrees or until cake springs ba

German Chocolate Upside Down Cake
This delicious cake, made with a cake mix, makes its own topping. INGREDIENTS: * 1 cup coconut * 1 cup chopped pecans * 1 package German chocolate cake mix * 8 ounces cream cheese, room temperature * 1/2 cup butter or margarine, room temperature * 1 pound confectioners' sugar, about 3 1/2 cups unsifted PREPARATION: Grease and flour a 9x13x2-inch baking pan. Put coconut and pecans in the bottom of the pan. Prepare cake mix according to directions on box. Pour over nuts and coconut. Combine cream cheese, butter and confectioners' sugar; drop by spoonfuls on top of cake. Bake at 350° for about 45 minutes

German Black Forest Cherry Torte
Ingredients: * 2/3 cup unsalted butter * 6 eggs * 1 teaspoon vanilla extract * 1 cup sugar * 1/2 cup all-purpose flour * 1/2 cup HERSHEY'S SPECIAL DARK Cocoa * 1/4 cup light corn syrup * 1/4 cup kirsch (cherry brandy)* * 2 jars (10 oz. each) maraschino cherries, drained and rinsed * WHIPPED CREAM FILLING AND TOPPING(recipe follows) Directions: 1. Heat oven to 350°F. Grease and flour three 8-inch round baking pans. 2. In small saucepan over very low heat, melt butter; remove from heat. Skim off milky solids and discard; reserve remaining butter. In large bowl, on high speed, beat eggs, sugar and vanilla until mixture is thick, fluffy and very pale in color (about 10 minutes). Stir together flour and cocoa; sprinkle several tablespoons over top of egg mixture. Gently fold into egg mixture; repeat procedure until all of cocoa mixture is combined with egg mixture. Fold in melted butter, several tablespoons at a time. Divide mixture

German Navy Story
German Navy Story From about.com's Urban Legends site regarding this e-mail: Comments: True! This touching display of camaraderie and solidarity between U.S. and German naval personnel took place on September 14, 2001, three days after the terrorist attacks of September 11. The USS Winston S. Churchill and GFS Lütjens had been conducting joint training exercises off the coast of England during which members of both crews had become acquainted. The incident was documented in an official U.S. Navy photo credited to Lt. Mike Elliot. Source: German Navy Warship Salutes USS Winston S. Churchill U.S. Navy Atlantic Fleet home page Below is an e-mail from a young ensign aboard the USS Winston Churchill to his parents. (Churchill is an Arleigh Burke-class AEGIS guided-missile destroyer, commissioned March 10, 2001, and is the only active U.S. Navy warship named after a foreign national.) Dear Dad, "We are still at sea. The remainder of our port visits have all bee

Germany`s Commitment
Germany’s Commitment to the United Nations Germany makes an active and quite considerable contribution to conflict prevention as well as to multinational peace missions: by providing peacekeeping forces, police and qualified civilian personnel, financial support and items of equipment. German participation in multinational peace missions still focuses, as it has for some time now, on the Balkans and Afghanistan. Germany is still one of the major troop-contributing nations to the NATO missions in Bosnia und Herzegovina which are mandated by the Security Council. In addition, German police forces are deployed in Kosovo as part of a UN police mission (UNMIK). Germany contributes most troops to the International Security Assistance Force in Afghanistan and thus plays a decisive role in stabilizing the Kabul region. After the ISAF mandate had been extended to cover the whole of Afghanistan, Germany established the first “provincial reconstruction team” in Kunduz at the end of the year

The Germans
Today, the Germans are following me around for a documentary on porn they're doing. I call them the Germans, but only one of them is really German, the other is from Brazil. But I think its a term that the industry has labeled on them. Great people though, great people. I'll be doing some more shopping for S.L.C. dancing wardrobe. Also have to find the nipple barbells that I couldn't find yesterday. That's pretty much my plan for today... I also didn't get to take my walk last night, but fuck was I sore from the beautiful booty class I took 3 days ago!!! Someone massage me! Please!!! I was thinking about something last night. I love to sing. But I'm not very confident singing when people ask me to, so I mostly just sing to myself real loud in the bathroom or shower. I was thinking about taking singing lessons. But then thought about it more realistically. Why should I take singing lessons when I could be spending my time and money on more profitable things, like computer classes, editi

German Casualities In Afghanistan
314 11/14/05 Franz, Armin Lieutenant Colonel 44 German Army Not reported yet Hostile - hostile fire - suicide bomber Kabul Bad Rodach Germany 323 08/07/05 NAME NOT KNOWN German Army Non-hostile - vehicle accident Kabul (southeast) Germany 322 06/26/05 Schlotterhose, Christian Master Sergeant 26 German Army PRT-Team Kunduz Non-Hostile - Ordnance explosion Takhar Province (Rustak) Bad Oeynhausen Germany 321 06/26/05 Heine, Andreas Main Sergeant 37 German Army PRT-Team Kunduz Non-Hostile - Ordnance explosion Takhar Province (Rustak) Bad Oeynhausen Germany 111 06/07/03 Kuehlmorgen, Carsten Master Sergeant 32 German Army NA Hostile - hostile fire - suicide car bomb Afghan National Army training facility in Kabul Chemnitz 110 06/07/03 Beljo, Andreas Chief Warrant Officer German Army German Army, International Security Assistance Force Hostile - hostile fire - suicide car bomb Kabul Eldorf 109 06/07/03 Jimenez-Paradis, Helmi Sergeant German Army German Army, Inter

German Beer
German Beer Current mood: mischievous Category: Parties and Nightlife I like Bush better than Hiney too btw.. Having spent a couple years in Germany, I can assure you that the Heineken they try to pass off as German beer and send over here is NOT on the top of the hit parade over there. There's a monastery.. near a little town called Wildflecken. It's called the Kloster Kreuzberg they have been brewing beer since like.. the 1600s. It's really dangerous beer. I arrived in Germany, and then to Wildflecken on the 4th of July weekend in 1984. When I got to the barracks ( dorm ) it was like.. Saturday morning early. I got my stuff stashed in a locker and had changed clothes .. was gonna go check out the scenery.. see what was up. As I was just about to leave the CQ ( guard - desk jockey - after hours phone boy ) tells me that my platoon sergeant had called and that I should wait for my squad leader who was coming to get me and take me to a platoon meeting. Oh shit.. now I'm stuck with

Germany
Hello, I went to Germany with a friend here in Emmen, The Netherlands, is a truck driver and got to see alot of western Germany, the Netherlands, Belguim and Luxemborg. Some of the small villages kind of reminded me of small Texas cities, but then again, if you knowabout Texas, here are many German Americans in Texas so gofigure. I really enjoyed seeing many countries. I dont know if I am ready to come back to the states, but I will have to when I am out of cash. Well hey everyone, I will let all of you know when I will be back soon........

German Parking Garage
This is pretty slick until the power goes out...then what???? German Parking Garage This is pretty amazing! Can you imagine how all this operates? How do they lock each car in its cubicle for safety. My guess the mechanism that moves them in and out of the space also locks them in place. Talk about German efficiency! The two photos below were taken at a new parking garage in Munich . The actual space that the facility occupies is approximately only 20% of a comparable facility with the traditional design that is used primarily in the US . Not only is the German structure less expensive to build, but vehicles are also "retrieved" in less time and without the potential of being damaged by an attendant. Pretty Cool, isn't it??

Germany And America
by Dr. William Pierce Last week we talked about conditions in Germany, where I had been to address a congress of the National Democratic Party of Germany. I emphasized two things: the racial and cultural degradation of Germany during 54 years of rule by an Occupation government and the lack of freedom of Germans today: specifically, their lack of freedom of speech and freedom of assembly. That's as good a place as any to start today. What I want to talk about today is the evidence that the same people who are degrading Germany and preventing Germans from speaking and assembling freely are also degrading America and are doing their damnedest to take away Americans' freedom as well. Much of the evidence I'll give you is merely suggestive. With my limited investigative resources that's all I can do. You'll have to make your own judgment on what the evidence means. Let's begin with the case of Gary Lauck. Mr. Lauck is a native of Lincoln, Nebraska. For years he published materials

The Germ On Your Job?
I was just wondering if you have one of these idiots on your job. I've been working this job for the past month. It's not one of those jobs I'm gonna make a career out of. I'm just trying to work it to get up the money so I can start my own business. All the people there know what I'm gonna do but this one idiot. This is an older woman, 50 or 60 years of age, whatever. Anyway, I keep hearing things from other people that she keeps saying about me. I'm the type of person that comes to work to do my job, gemme my check, and I'm gone. I'm not trying to be no one's friend. If you're cool, thats fine, I may talk to you briefly. But this woman keeps running her mouth saying things that can get me fired. It's stupid shit like, I left stuff in the garbage and she said I drew all over everything. She also lied and told another female co-worker I drank her water. Dumb shit, right, I know. But let me clear something up. I drew a little face no bigger than an inche on the de

Germany, The Times Of Twisted Metal And Endless Drink
As always I start these things out as best I can....then the ball gets rolling. Please bear with me its been a while and my memory of Germany is hazy at best. So with out further adieu..... We boarded a commercial jet at Whiteman AFB, in Missouri(home of the B-2 Bomber). Keep in mind that this is post 9-11 and the jet was chartered specifically for Military only. And that was a huge plus. There is many ways a guy can catch a ride across the pond, personally im glad that we weren't on a ship or a C-130 or worse than that! Comfort and all the booze that a guy can handle for a 14 hour fight. We hitched a ride from Whiteman AFB, to Philadelphia, PA... And then the terrible journey would soon be upon us. You see there is free booze on international flights, and what self respecting air line would turn down the wants of drink and laughter of over 120 troops. Majority rules apparently. So we began our endeavor in the air after a layover in Pennsylvania. Let me make it clear that we were

Germany... The Pearl Of My Heart
I was in Germany for a while... that place has a way of growing on you. I loved the people and, to be totally honest im hooked on the beer! To this day I can taste the sweet nectar of life that flows from the taps in the local pubs. There is a little place off post called Parsburg. Its a quaint little village, not much to it, hell i can't even remember the name of the pub that is there...lol. But, we visited that place as often as we could, taking in all the scenery of the German country side on the way there and the blur of it on the way back. God we had some great times there. And the people are so smooth in the way they do things. Every road paved smooth, every ditch lined in cobble stone. For the people that work for the post they had a saying... "do very little slowly". They have there own ways, and its a refreshing get a way from life. I can still flip through my scrap book and smile looking at the hop, and wheat fields. To look at the country side you can barely notice t

German Investigating "second Life" Porn
Germany Investigating 'Second Life' Porn By: David Rising For: Associated Press German authorities are trying to uncover the identity of a person who's offering child pornography in the virtual world of 'Second Life.' A German, whose avatar _ or online character _ is a 13-year-old girl, has been offering to provide real photos that contain child pornography to other denizens of the online service, prosecutor Peter Vogt said Thursday. Authorities hope to uncover the person's identity within days with help from San Francisco-based Linden Lab, which runs the online universe where people make virtual friends, listen to concerts, shop and even campaign for political office. "Linden Lab has been working very hard here against this abuser who misuses this game as a platform for child porn," said Vogt, who heads Germany's Central Agency for the Prevention of Child Pornography. Oliver Habel, the Munich attorney who represents Linden Lab in Germany, said the company is coopera

The Germs...live At The Whiskey
I'm guessing of all the people who read my blogs regularly, if 4 people know who the Germs are, I'll be amazed. The Germs were Darby Crash/Bobby Pynz, Pat Smear, Lorna Doom, and various others thru their two years. They were one of the first punk bands on the West Coast scene, forging the sound. Live at the Whiskey musically wise is not a good cd. In fact, musically...its bad. but the live energy that was caught, the imagery that you get...t me makes it great. Ther Germs played The Whiskey once. Introduced by Belinda Carlisle, of the Go Go fame, and once a drummer from them, it turns chaotic soon after. The first thing you hear is someone yelling for Pat Smear to put on underwear, because the back of his pants are ripped out. After that, musical mayhem. The sound is great for back then. Pat Smear later went on to play for Nirvana, Foo Fighters, and Courtney Love. You can tell hes early into his guitar playing. Darby Crash, who in two years would be dead from

Germania By Laibach
Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit Für das deutsche Vaterland! Danach laßt uns alle streben Brüderlich mit Herz und Hand! And in times of misfortune And in times of mistrust (Von der Maas bis an die Memel) Shall this song continue (Von der Etsch bis an den Belt) From generation to generation, from present to past (Deutschland, Deutschland über alles, Deutschland) Shall this song continue (Über alles in der Welt) More than ever In these times of mistrust After the unspeakable After you have fallen as only angels can fall Go and find your peace again Get back home and grow your tree No victory No defeat No shame And fatherland No more Only unity Justice And freedom for all There will be no memory Or there will be no hope It is the lesson you have to learn Now And in the future Do you think you can make it Deutschland?

German Paper
This is what an A paper looks like from me. For my German History and Culture 100 class. The book The Flowing Light of the Godhead, written by Mechthild of Magdeburg, is an expansive piece of religious writing for it’s time. It was an important work because it came at a time when the Catholic Church dominated Europe and had unquestionable authority over the commoners and many kings and princes. The Flowing of the Godhead was a direct threat to the established Church hierarchy in Rome and across Europe. By challenging the ways people had a relationship with God, Mechthild was able challenge the need for a Church hierarchy at all. As a result of this threat to their power, the Church attempted to prevent this text from reaching the people so that they could maintain their dominance. The purpose of this paper is to explain in depth how this writing by Mechthild was able to frighten Church leaders and why those leaders would want to suppress the dissemination of The Flowing Light

German Farmer's Breakfast
large potatoes, skinned and quartered lengthwise 3 Tbsp bacon fat or olive oil 2 cups roughly chopped green and white onions (include the greens from the green onions) 2 cups roughly chopped bell peppers Salt to taste 1-2 cups chopped ham 1/4 cup chopped parsley 4 eggs, whisked Mom, preparing the potatoes, vegetables, and ham 1 Boil the potatoes in a saucepan of lightly salted water for 10-15 minutes until just cooked (test for doneness). Drain, rinse with cold water to cool. Cut into 1-inch squares. Set aside. 2 Heat 2 Tbsp bacon fat (or olive oil) in a large skillet on medium high heat. Add the onions and chopped bell peppers. Increase the heat to high. Brown the onions and bell peppers, stirring frequently, about 2-3 minutes. 3 Push the vegetables to the side of the pan, add the potatoes and another Tbsp of bacon fat (or olive oil) to the pan. Brown the potatoes for about 2 minutes, stirring frequently. Sprinkle on salt to taste as you cook. Add the ham to t

Germany Is Our Problem
i am in the old country for the summer. i do that. i go to the old country for the summer. with mixed feelings. on the one hand, because it is the old country, and us first generation immigrants have a hard time with that, on the other, because it is not just any old country. It is germany. yes, that germany. here’s how it works. a friend had said, why take the subway and not a cab, simply? five bucks to the train station. i do. the guy seems to be mute. and extremely volatile in a distinctly cholerical way. he takes a congested detour. fine. he drives in fits that make it feel like nasa is testing me for shit. it costs fifteen dollars. fine, whatever. pulling up to the train station, he explodes. he is accelerating wildly just to cut off, or pretend to cut off, a bicyclist who starts to shake wildly and yells and screams: “hey, what, pay attention you asshole, you dirtbag!” (you get the idea. it’s second nature to these people.) the driver’s side window shoots down. a barrage of ab

German Man's Smelly Feet Trigger Police Raid
BERLIN (Reuters) - German police broke into a darkened flat fearing they would find a dead body after neighbours complained of a nasty smell seeping out onto the staircase. ADVERTISEMENT The shutters of the apartment had been closed for more than a week and the post-box was filled with uncollected mail. But instead of a corpse police found a tenant with badly smelling feet asleep in bed next to a pile of foul-smelling laundry, police in the south-western town of Kaiserslautern said on Sunday.

Germany
so hopefully within the next 3 months or so i am planning a trip back to germany. i haven't seen my brother in like 5 or 6 years now, im hella excited about the whole idea. no need for a hotel or any of that i have family to stay with, and plenty of time then to get drunk and crazy....this fall can't come soon enough.

German-style Pancakes
German-Style Pancakes Try these puffy, baked pancakes for a change of pace. Serves 2-4 2/3 cup Flour 3 Eggs 2/3 cup Milk Dash Salt 1 1/2 Tablespoon butter Pre-heat the oven to 425. Lightly whisk the eggs. Add the flour, milk, and salt. Briefly heat a heavy cast-iron skillet. Add the butter to the pan until melted. Swirl the pan to coat the surface. Pour the melted butter into the batter and mix in well. Place the batter in the skillet and place in the oven for 20-25 minutes or until the pancake is set and beginning to brown. Cut into wedges. Serve with powdered sugar and lemon juice. The pancakes can also be topped with syrup or warm fruit

The Germ Of New Life
Listen, I wanted to write new poetry, find different ways to say the same thing I have said a thousand times. I wanted to find a way to make you feel the wind, or cool water from a brook between your toes; find a way to make you hear the music from just the proper placement of nouns and verbs. I needed a way for you to see through my eyes the world I have seen, the beauty of tears, the germ of new life held in a woman's smile. But, really, how many words are there, and which of them would work to describe the now of me, my love, my glassy-eyed wonder at this world? How many ways can a man, enamored, tell his love that she is more important than his next breath, when, really, only the emotion will matter to her? We will find infinite ways to touch without vocabulary and my poetry is obsolete when I hold you. © All rights reserved

German Pizza
This hearty pizza features beef, shredded potatoes, cheese, and more. Ingredients 1 lb ground beef 1/2 medium onions , chopped 1/2 pepper , diced 1-1/2 tsps. salt , divided 1/2 tsp. pepper 2 Tbsps. butter or margarine 6 medium potatoes ( about 2-1/4 lbs ), peeled and finely shredded 3 eggs beaten 1/3 C. milk 2 C. ( 8 oz ) shredded cheddar or mozzarella cheese Directions In a stove top or electric skillet over medium heat, brown beef with onion green pepper, 1/2 tsp salt and pepper. Remove meat mixture from skillet and drain fat. Reduce heat to low. Melt butter; spread potatoes over butter and sprinkle with remaining salt. Top with meat mixture combine eggs and milk pour over all cook, covered until potatoes are tender, about 30 minutes. Top with cheese cover and heat until cheese is melted about 5 minutes. Cut into wedges or squares to serve. Yield: 4 to 6 servings

A German's Point Of View On Islam
A German's point of view on Islam A man whose family was German aristocracy prior to World War II owned a number of large industries and estates. When asked how many German people were true Nazis, the answer he gave can guide our attitude toward fanaticism. "Very few people were true Nazis "he said," but many enjoyed the return of German pride, and many more were too busy to care. I was one of those who just thought the Nazis were a bunch of fools. So, the majority just sat back and let it all happen. Then, before we knew it, they owned us, and we had lost control, and the end of the world had come. My family lost everything. I ended up in a concentration camp and the Allies destroyed my factories." We are told again and again by "experts" and "talking heads" that Islam is the religion of peace, and that the vast majority of Muslims just want to live in peace. Although this unqualified assertion may be true, it is entirely irrelevant. It is meaningless fluff, meant to make

Germans
You know you're German if... You separate your trash into more than five different bins. Your front door has a sign with your family name made from salt dough. You carry a "4You" backpack. You eat a cold dinner at 6pm. You call your cell phone "handy" and a projector "beamer". You have no problems with nude beaches and saunas. You have asked your Asian-American friend, "No, but where are you *really* from?" You have gotten splinters from environmentally friendly toiled paper. You call an afternoon stroll "Nordic Walking". You are shocked when you have to pay for dental care. You own a pair of jeans in a color other than blue. People start talking about Hitler and Hofbräuhaus when you tell them where you're from. Tenth grade was all about dancing lessons. You work 40 hour weeks and have 6 weeks of vacation a year, but complain about hard times. Your childhood diet consisted of Alete and Zwieback. Your college diet consisted of Miracoli and Döner. You were educated abou

German's® Sweet Chocolate Cake
Prep Time: 25 min Total Time: 2 hr Makes: 16 servings 1 pkg. (4 oz.) BAKER'S GERMAN'S Sweet Chocolate 1/3 cup boiling water 2 cups sifted cake flour 3/4 tsp. baking soda 1/4 tsp. salt 3/4 cup (1-1/2 sticks) butter or margarine 1-1/3 cups sugar 3 eggs, separated 3/4 tsp. vanilla 3/4 cup buttermilk Coconut-Pecan Filling and Frosting PREHEAT oven to 350°F. Line bottoms of 3 (9-inch) round cake pans with wax paper. Mix chocolate and boiling water; stir until chocolate is completely melted. Cool. MIX flour, baking soda and salt; set aside. Beat butter and sugar in large bowl with electric mixer on medium speed until light and fluffy. Add egg yolks, 1 at a time, beating well after each addition. Stir in chocolate and vanilla. Add flour mixture alternately with buttermilk, beating well after each addition. BEAT egg whites in small bowl with electric mixer on high speed until stiff peaks form. Gently stir into batter. Pour evenly into prepared pans. BAKE 35 mi

A German's Point Of View On Islam
A man whose family was German aristocracy prior to World War II owned a number of large industries and estates. When asked how many German people were true Nazis, the answer he gave can guide our attitude toward fanaticism. 'Very few people were true Nazis 'he said,' but many enjoyed the return of German pride, and many more were too busy to care. I was one of those who just thought the Nazis were a bunch of fools. So, the majority just sat back and let it all happen. Then, before we knew it, they owned us, and we had lost control, and the end of the world had come. My family lost everything. I ended up in a concentration camp and the Allies destroyed my factories.' We are told again and again by 'experts' and 'talking heads' that Islam is the religion of peace, and that the vast majority of Muslims just want to live in peace. Although this unqualified assertion may be true, it is entirely irrelevant. It is meaningless fluff, meant to make us feel better, and meant to somehow dim

Germaphobe
Ok so I admit that I am a bit of a Germaphobe, I am the type of person who washes his hands before eating or preparing food and I ALWAYS wash my hands after going to the bathroom. I guess spending 15 years of your life with a Registered Nurse as your wife could have some positive effects on your hygiene. Now I know what Most of you hoytie-toytie people are thinking, you¡¦re thinking well I wash my hands after using the bathroom too¡K Fact of the matter is that more than 60% of Americans don¡¦t wash their hands after using the bathroom and running your hands under water for 2 seconds doesn¡¦t constitute for a thorough cleaning either. Aaannny-who the reason I am writing this blog is because I was at our local DMV the other day and went into the public restroom and As I walked in There was a man walking out of one of the ¡§sit down¡¨ stalls. It was obvious what he was doing in there because of the extremely foul odor that was lingering throughout the bathroom. He proceeded to walk right

German Parties
I just stepped outside and I heard a party going on. In Germany the houses are made of concrete block and brick, and the streets are paved with bricks, so sound gets carried and reverberates. I doesn't happen often, but since I've lived here every once in a while someone will have a party and after a certain point when everyone is full of beer, they will start singing. And they will sing loudly. Very loudly. Till the wee hours of the morning. The party I just heard was pretty far away but when it is close to your house you might as well forget about sleeping. But I still think its a nice thing. :)

German Chocolate Cake Beverage
3/4 oz Malibu® coconut rum 3/4 oz white creme de cacao 1/4 oz Frangelico® hazelnut liqueur 1 splash half-and-half Combine ingredients in a mixing glass. Shake and strain over ice in an old-fashioned glass. Garnish with four squirts of canned whipped cream (about 3/4 inches high) at 3, 6, 9 and 12 o'clock positions.

German Slaw
German Slaw 1 large cabbage 1 green pepper 1 medium onion 1/2 cup honey 2/3 cup oil 1/4 cup sugar 1 cup white vinegar 2 tablespoons salt Shred cabbage, chop pepper and onion and mix together and let stand. Boil together honey, oil, sugar, vinegar, and salt and pour over the cabbage mixture while still hot. DO NOT STIR until cold. This will keep in the refrigerator 2 to 4 weeks if tightly sealed.